The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker Wants to Talk About The (Checks Notes) Woman He Loves -- And He Chooses The Perfect Venue for Gossiping About Heterosexual Relationships

Yeah so here's the clip from the Ellen DeGeneres show.

The "strictly mishly" Cory Booker even laughs about the possibility of getting married to a (checks notes again) woman before or during his completely, laughably hypothetical presidency.

Boy this Down-Low Brother sure Found Love with a (checks notes for the third time) woman just at the right time, huh?

Thanks to Jane D'Oh for the story and "strictly mishly."

The couple will soon announce which store they'll open their gift registry at. They first have to find a place that honors gifts given ironically or sarcastically.

Credit: I knew I hadn't come up with "The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker," but I forgot who did. My apologies -- that's the Deplorable Jay Guevara's "joke."

Yeahhhh... "joke."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:10 PM

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1 Is this a verifiable chick or a composite?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 08:13 PM (4knXT)

2 Oh, and SPONGE

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 08:13 PM (4knXT)

3 wut?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 20, 2019 08:14 PM (vgwv+)

4 I'd rather talk about how Emerald Robinson should be in my lap giggling

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 08:15 PM (39g3+)

5 Thankfully, he has more chance of marrying a female than being president.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 08:15 PM (4knXT)

6 As I see it, he's gonna have to ask the Donald to host his wedding

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at March 20, 2019 08:15 PM (MJ3la)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Wow. He's a fag and his shit is retarded.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 08:16 PM (KOCKb)

9 Woman: No, no Cory! Wrong side. It goes here!"

Posted by: Overheard on "Wedding Night" at March 20, 2019 08:16 PM (Z216Q)

10 What is a man called to marries a lesbian? Not a beard but a ....

Posted by: literally serious at March 20, 2019 08:16 PM (tRLIC)

11 The nood Corey Booker is sooooo dreamy.

Posted by: Little Blotto Lupe at March 20, 2019 08:17 PM (Tyii7)

12 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 20, 2019 08:17 PM (C1NyB)

13 People say I'm cross eyed, but that's just the way I look when I smell me some pussy.

Posted by: Cory Booker, Severely Heterosexual at March 20, 2019 08:17 PM (hjaPQ)

14 The dem leadership are going to push this idiot. And Hellywood, MFM etc. will help.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2019 08:17 PM (+/tGa)

15
What's that song goes like no woman, no cory, no woman, no cory?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 08:17 PM (WE5/U)

16 Sparkleless has quite an imagination.

Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2019 08:17 PM (UdKB7)

17 Did they talk about the Woodstock 50th anniversary concert in New York?

Yeah, they announce the lineup.

Jay Z.

Out.......

However, Pussy Riot will be there, so .......

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)

18 10 What is a man called to marries a lesbian? Not a beard but a ....
Posted by: literally serious at March 20, 2019 08:16 PM (tRLIC)

A merkin.

Posted by: Cory Boinker at March 20, 2019 08:17 PM (t6MX/)

19 Isn't Dawson a trans woman?

Posted by: Nerf at March 20, 2019 08:18 PM (Sq7XW)

20 He only fucks men who identify as women, so totally straight.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2019 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

21 The ladies all say my head is shaped just like a big brown dildo.

Posted by: Corey Booker, Hot For Teacher at March 20, 2019 08:18 PM (4knXT)

22 This is silly. Spartacus and his woman. Beto jumping on lunchcounters. Gillibrand and her social security for illegals. All it means is "Notice me! I'm in the race! Notice me!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 20, 2019 08:18 PM (0QYMt)

23 At least Rosario is a woman.

Posted by: TFG at March 20, 2019 08:18 PM (tRLIC)

24 Oh, I believe Cory Booker when he says he found love with a woman.

It's just that today, a "woman" can have a penis and a handlebar mustache.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 08:18 PM (2PXwn)

25 This takes Surprise Anal to a whole new level.

Posted by: Little Blotto Lupe at March 20, 2019 08:19 PM (Tyii7)

26 You know who else liked chicks?

Spartacus.

Posted by: Corey Booker, Hot For Teacher at March 20, 2019 08:19 PM (4knXT)

27 My (checks notes) woman just loves it when I slap that fat ass!!

Posted by: T-Bone at March 20, 2019 08:19 PM (LuPts)

28 19 Isn't Dawson a trans woman?
Posted by: Nerf at March 20, 2019 08:18 PM (Sq7XW)

I am a lesbo trapped in a man's body.

Posted by: Cory Boinker at March 20, 2019 08:19 PM (t6MX/)

29 Booker, call me. I may even have a spare wookie you can marry.

Posted by: Barry - on the down low at March 20, 2019 08:19 PM (nrIr4)

30 Hey, a hole's a hole, amiright?

Posted by: Corey Booker, Hot For Teacher at March 20, 2019 08:19 PM (4knXT)

31 Cory Booker watches Bangkok tranny shows.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Grab 'em by the pussy !!
You can do that if you are a celeb

Posted by: Kurt at March 20, 2019 08:19 PM (3uOKa)

33 I am deeply in love with someone who identifies as a woman.

Posted by: Cory! at March 20, 2019 08:20 PM (I2/tG)

34 This is silly. Spartacus and his woman. Beto jumping on lunchcounters. Gillibrand and her social security for illegals. All it means is "Notice me! I'm in the race! Notice me!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 20, 2019 08:18 PM (0QYMt)

Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.

Posted by: literally serious at March 20, 2019 08:20 PM (tRLIC)

35 I beg your pardon
We never promised you the Rose Garden

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2019 08:20 PM (+y/Ru)

36 I need to correct my term. Should be "strictly mishly."

Remember when Meggie Mac told us all she was "stricktly dickly"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

37 T-Bone hardest hit!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2019 08:21 PM (W+vEI)

38 Is De Generate the woman who always dresses like a man and married to a woman?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 08:21 PM (ykJQt)

39 Yeah so here's the clip from the Ellen DeGeneres show.

So Corey Booker is a hipster because that's ironic.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2019 08:21 PM (aS1PU)

40 Kurt, show us on the doll where the bad man grabbed your pussy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2019 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

41 Kurt might just be the lamest troll on the internets. At least say something funny, shithead.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 20, 2019 08:21 PM (hjaPQ)

42 You can do that if you are a celeb
Posted by: Kurt at March 20, 2019 08:19 PM (3uOKa)

Or, by the young, hairless balls........

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at March 20, 2019 08:22 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Grab 'em by the pussy !!
You can do that if you are a celeb
Posted by: Kurt at March 20, 2019 08:19 PM

Did you enjoy it Kurt? You can tell us, it's OK.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2019 08:22 PM (+/tGa)

44 Another one with the all the weird hand gestures. Beto Booker.

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 08:22 PM (786Ro)

45 Get a BJ in the Oval Office and stick a cigar her pvssy. You can do that and f you are a Democrat and President.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 08:22 PM (TdMsT)

46 You know, I probably shouldn't say this, but I feel I must. I was always attracted to Rosario Dawson's [checks notes] breasts.

Posted by: Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:22 PM (6eEQ+)

47 Corey Booker only likes women.
Be honest.
And he only likes holding their balls in his mouth for a while until they finish.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

48 Or, by the young, hairless balls........
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at March 20, 2019 08:22 PM

Or, well, gee whiz.

Posted by: Joey Biden Teh SloJoe at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (+/tGa)

49 This is silly. Spartacus and his woman. Beto jumping on lunchcounters. Gillibrand and her social security for illegals. All it means is "Notice me! I'm in the race! Notice me!"

-
They're like three year olds acting up to get attention.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (+y/Ru)

50 My mom didn't raise no homosexual.

Posted by: Corey Booker, Hot For Teacher at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (4knXT)

51 His girlfriend is a lesbian, which makes sense - she likes pussy and he's a big one.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (5fSr7)

52 This is silly. Spartacus and his woman. Beto jumping on lunchcounters. Gillibrand and her social security for illegals. All it means is "Notice me! I'm in the race! Notice me!"

Its going to take something far, far more reckless to get my attention: swan diving from a building crane, sucking on an active 12 gauge shotgun, volcano lava surfing, swimming across the Bering Straight, The Hemlock Challenge, try to mount an irritated lion...

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (lD3vL)

53 Check your notes again, dumbshit! I cannot "ram it up your ass"!

Posted by: Rosario at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (elfAG)

54 Ooh, I am pleased that Cory has found true love like Priyanka and me!!

Posted by: Nick Jonas at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (W+vEI)

55 Isn't it funny that this relationship only became known as campaign season got underway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

56 True Fact: Most fiercely hetero guys go on Ellen to talk about their totally hetero sex lives.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

57 Jane-- I changed it, thanks. I actually thought it should be -ly.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

58

Its going to take something far, far more reckless to get my
attention: swan diving from a building crane, sucking on an active 12
gauge shotgun, volcano lava surfing, swimming across the Bering
Straight, The Hemlock Challenge, try to mount an irritated lion...

Hold Biden's beer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2019 08:24 PM (oVJmc)

59 You know we (Conservatives) need? We need a traveling troop of character actor activist/protestors. That's what we need.

They could show up as Spartcus LARPers at Corey Booker events, native Americans at Elizabeth Warren's events, and mono-grey suited maoists at Bernie and AOC events.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 20, 2019 08:24 PM (db5dt)

60 So. Two gay democrats appear on daytime tv to confirm his mish love.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at March 20, 2019 08:24 PM (9MNrh)

61 It makes sense. He's "dating" an actress. He thinks he's a famous rock star.

Cory.

Piss off. Don't want ya. You gargle goat seamen.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Sniff. She'll never love Corey as much as I loved my father. Sniff.

BACK OFF MAN, IM STARVING!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 20, 2019 08:25 PM (gC2IV)

63 Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.

Does someone have the Federal Statute that covers that crime?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 20, 2019 08:25 PM (lD3vL)

64
Jane-- I changed it, thanks. I actually thought it should be -ly.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

Thanks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

65 Check your notes again, dumbshit! I cannot "ram it up your ass"!
Posted by: Rosario at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (elfAG)

Do it Australian style and "rip him up the shitter."

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:25 PM (Zz0t1)

66

Barry O: This is ridiculous. Cory is as straight as I am

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2019 08:25 PM (xTjP0)

67 try to mount an irritated lion..."

Euphemism?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 20, 2019 08:26 PM (Bc1aB)

68 Cory Booker is NOT ghey... chances are good though that the guy sucking his Koch is.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 08:26 PM (flINI)

69 Cory straight? I haz the sadz.

Posted by: Shep at March 20, 2019 08:26 PM (LOq4H)

70 Love, exciting and new. Come aboard Cory, were expecting you. Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 20, 2019 08:26 PM (Tyii7)

71 Sponge, I'll take J.J. quotes for $1,000.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 08:26 PM (ykJQt)

72 This is silly. Spartacus and his woman. Beto jumping on lunchcounters. Gillibrand and her social security for illegals. All it means is "Notice me! I'm in the race! Notice me!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 20, 2019 08:18 PM (0QYMt)

Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.
Posted by: literally serious at March 20, 2019 08:20 PM (tRLIC)
**************
Everyday the Left comes up with some new insane policy that they will impose upon us if they are the chosen one.
I don't think I'm going to make it 2020.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2019 08:27 PM (seKAM)

73 >Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.

Did someone twat her back, "How?"

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 08:27 PM (t6MX/)

74 Cory Booker is NOT ghey... chances are good though that the guy sucking his Koch is.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 08:26 PM (flINI)

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2019 08:27 PM (aS1PU)

75 *seethes*

I'm so glad that Jane came up with strictly mishy and I didn't.

*seethes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2019 08:27 PM (GbPPJ)

76 63; i'm a white nationalist, i'm sure. bring it injun.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2019 08:28 PM (KP5rU)

77 True Fact: Most fiercely hetero guys go on Ellen to talk about their totally hetero sex lives.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

Truth be told, if he's going to pull off this ruse, he'll have to learn how to eat pussy.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

78 Ain't mish THE BEST, Ellen?

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:28 PM (JcXHH)

79 Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.
---
She must think she has to seriously court her black vote. She almost stripped nekkid on the Selma bridge the other day.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 20, 2019 08:28 PM (hjaPQ)

80 Imagine the Tweets he'll issue.
"Got to First Base! Nipples feel like pencil erasers."

Posted by: vivi at March 20, 2019 08:28 PM (11H2y)

81 Did someone twat her back, "How?"
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 08:27 PM

Smoke signal from Kamala, she was listening to Snoop at the time.

Posted by: Joey Biden Teh SloJoe at March 20, 2019 08:28 PM (+/tGa)

82 Posted by: Rosario at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (elfAG)

LOL!!!!

Your hash is Spanish for homosexual......

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)

83 >>>Truth be told, if he's going to pull off this ruse, he'll have to learn how to eat pussy.

Eat it?

Wait -- you're supposed to EAT it? Like a sandwich?

Now I'm very confused.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

84 Heh. Dr. McCoy just slapped Julie Newmar.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 20, 2019 08:29 PM (JcXHH)

85 Remember when Meggie Mac told us all she was "stricktly dickly"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 08:20 PM

Thank you, Jane, for reminding me of something my mind had purged in self protection.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2019 08:29 PM (vZrbf)

86 Ho, boy! That clip is remarkable. Remarkably dumb!

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2019 08:29 PM (LuPts)

87 80
Imagine the Tweets he'll issue.

"Got to First Base! Nipples feel like pencil erasers."

Posted by: vivi
Gently blow on them, they should be hard enough to cut glass...

Posted by: Shep at March 20, 2019 08:30 PM (LOq4H)

88 Sponge, I'll take J.J. quotes for $1,000.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 08:26 PM (ykJQt)

WINNER!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.
======

Totally not a fascist.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 20, 2019 08:30 PM (JcXHH)

90 off sock! Although it sorta worked...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2019 08:31 PM (LOq4H)

91 Cory "Sporkatus" Booker, because, is he or isn't he?

Posted by: blake on the road in Spanish Fork UT at March 20, 2019 08:31 PM (nrIr4)

92
Wait -- you're supposed to EAT it? Like a sandwich?

Now I'm very confused.
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

Momma said, if I wanna be a lezbeean, I gotta eat this box.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

93 Dana Perino is cute but stupid.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 20, 2019 08:32 PM (+Tibp)

94 Watched the clip. I'm surprised Corey didn't jump up and down on Ellen's couch like Tom Cruise when he fell in love with Katie Holmes.

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 08:32 PM (786Ro)

95 Does it grow back?!?!

Wut the...?

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:32 PM (PbpT7)

96 He can have a lot of bags of dicks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2019 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

97 I'm confident Cory will thoroughly enjoy my poop deck. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 20, 2019 08:33 PM (Tyii7)

98 I am fiercely heterosexual, and I live in New Jersey!

There is no truth to the rumor that I am as queer as a three-dollar bill, and have lived in Manhattan for years!

Posted by: Cory! at March 20, 2019 08:33 PM (I2/tG)

99 Yes, Ellen. I destroyed that pussy with the ferocity of 300 angry Spartans.

Posted by: Cory Boinker at March 20, 2019 08:33 PM (t6MX/)

100 The couple will soon announce which store they'll open their gift registry at. They first have to find a place that honors gifts given ironically or sarcastically.

I'm buying the ~~gay~~ happy couple-

a case of PBR*

*The Most Ironic of Beers

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2019 08:33 PM (9X624)

101 CNN won a Cronkite award for staged propaganda

Posted by: Blutarski at March 20, 2019 08:33 PM (+Tibp)

102 Posted by: Rosario at March 20, 2019 08:23 PM (elfAG)

LOL!!!!

Your hash is Spanish for homosexual......

Or the German subsidiary of a French oil company.

Posted by: Ken Tyrrell at March 20, 2019 08:33 PM (nzr6y)

103 Wow has Podhoretz committed suicide yet? He's not going to make it without a Twitter account. He might actually have to talk to actual people.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2019 08:33 PM (4ErVI)

104 I'm surprised Corey didn't jump up and down on Ellen's couch like Tom Cruise when he fell in love with Katie Holmes.

*has to check notes, too*

Posted by: Tom Cruise at March 20, 2019 08:33 PM (Wd55D)

105 Why does Ellen look like she's 75 years old?

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2019 08:34 PM (LuPts)

106 >>Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.

Uh, how exactly would that work?

Now do #BLM, and then La Raza!?

Posted by: Nick Jonas at March 20, 2019 08:34 PM (W+vEI)

107 Man, I can't tell you how much I wanna get up in that... whatchamacallit, Front-Male-Butt. I mean, Front-LADY-Butt.

Wait, I mean Lady Parts, just Lady Parts. No "butt" or "male" involved.

Phew! That was close, but I think you got away with it, Cory.

Wait why am I typing this out

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:34 PM (PbpT7)

108 Rosario, hon, which part am I supposed to suck?

Posted by: Corey at March 20, 2019 08:34 PM (786Ro)

109 She has the appearance of a child with progeria.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 20, 2019 08:35 PM (JcXHH)

110 The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker

When can I expect a royalty check?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 08:35 PM (Jzd7W)

111 Did she try to scare him with a flirtatious woman? Didn't think so.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 08:35 PM (PUmDY)

112

Why does Ellen look like she's 75 years old?

A 75 year old little boy.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 08:36 PM (WE5/U)

113 Why is Sheriff Israel not swinging from a lamp post?

Posted by: Blutarski at March 20, 2019 08:36 PM (+Tibp)

114 >>>110 The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker

When can I expect a royalty check?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

is that yours? Sorry, I didn't mean to Jonah Goldberg you. I'll credit you.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2019 08:36 PM (PbpT7)

115 when is lizzie going to have her beer hall putsch?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2019 08:36 PM (KP5rU)

116 There are Ellen slot machines, believe it or not.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 08:36 PM (PUmDY)

117 Rosario, I don't know how to... Where are in the world are your...balls?

Posted by: Corey Booker at March 20, 2019 08:36 PM (Wd55D)

118 I have lived in Newark. So listen to me when I say Booker is teh ghey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2019 08:37 PM (EZebt)

119 Soothsayer, a lack of testosterone?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 08:37 PM (ykJQt)

120 is that yours? Sorry, I didn't mean to Jonah Goldberg you. I'll credit you.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2019 08:36 PM (PbpT7)

I'm joking.

Use it in good health, my brother.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 08:37 PM (Jzd7W)

121 Dana Perino is cute but stupid.
Posted by: Blutarski at March 20, 2019 08:32 PM (+Tibp)

But she's the most important and smartest person she's ever met. Just ask her.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)

122 when is lizzie going to have her beer hall putsch?

When there are enough tomahawks to do the job.

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 20, 2019 08:37 PM (Tyii7)

123
Why does Ellen look like she's 75 years old?

A 75 year old little boy.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 08:36 PM (WE5/U)

Progeria is no laughing matter, h8ter!

Posted by: Ellen! at March 20, 2019 08:38 PM (9X624)

124 Attribution is like a cuckold orgy -- when everyone's writhing around in oil all over your wife, it's hard to tell where one man begins and another man ends.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 20, 2019 08:38 PM (PbpT7)

125 There are Ellen slot machines, believe it or not.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

That is so...something. I don't know whether to be surprised or not.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Z3XQO)

126 116
There are Ellen slot machines, believe it or not.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

How do you put a slot into a slot?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2019 08:38 PM (LOq4H)

127 116; i've seen them all over vegas. lezzies gamble too, you know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2019 08:38 PM (KP5rU)

128 is that yours? Sorry, I didn't mean to Jonah Goldberg you. I'll credit you.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2019 08:36 PM (PbpT7)

---------------

JG has been verbed? And not in a complimentary way?

Cool.

*checks notes, realizes notes don't cover verbs, adverbs, nouns, pronouns or adjectives. Decides to let comment stand*

Posted by: blake on the road in Spanish Fork UT at March 20, 2019 08:38 PM (nrIr4)

129 I am sure that Cory and Rosario can kindle their romance for many years to come, just as my wife and I have!!

Posted by: Hugh Jackman at March 20, 2019 08:38 PM (W+vEI)

130

Will they give out Courage Awards after Dan Rather dies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 08:39 PM (aKsyK)

131 nah jay I want to credit you. I already did.

I got sloppy. Sorry. But I wouldnt' have remembered even if I tried to remember.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)

132 Just pour some bleach on him. That gets the homo out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2019 08:39 PM (jXrK7)

133 Cory, is that a battleship in your pocket or are you just happy to see Uncle Bill?

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 20, 2019 08:40 PM (Tyii7)

134 Did he wear a little noose on Ellen for more authenticity?

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 08:40 PM (Wd55D)

135 they have britney spears slut machine too. the slot on them are yuge and luxurious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2019 08:40 PM (KP5rU)

136 Jimmy Buffet Slot Machines > Ellen DeGeneres Slot Machines

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2019 08:40 PM (9X624)

137 Roaario -- Call me for tips on keeping the flames alive!

Posted by: Kelly Preston at March 20, 2019 08:40 PM (W+vEI)

138 Yes Corey, the Rosario Dawson model comes with a complete set of instructions.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2019 08:41 PM (Z4rgH)

139 Just pour some bleach on him. That gets the homo out.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2019 08:39 PM (jXrK7)

This is about gay frogs, right?

Posted by: Alex Jones at March 20, 2019 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)

140 I'm buying the gay happy couple-
a case of PBR*

*The Most Ironic of Beers
Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2019 08:33 PM (9X624)

Sorry dude, that niche is taken by Iron City Beer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 08:41 PM (f3oO4)

141 132 Just pour some bleach on him. That gets the homo out.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2019 08:39 PM (jXrK7)

That won't work on me bro. My (checks notes) love of the front hole is just too fierce.

Posted by: Cory Boinker at March 20, 2019 08:41 PM (t6MX/)

142

Sabo strikes again- Beto

https://tinyurl.com/yyne9f9a

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2019 08:41 PM (seKAM)

143 Booker is an honest Senator, He won't be putting Rosario on his staff.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 08:41 PM (ykJQt)

144 So, when Trump bangs Kellyanne, does he allow George in the room to watch?

Posted by: Blutarski at March 20, 2019 08:41 PM (+Tibp)

145 I couldn't help but sense the sexual tension between Cory and Chris Matthews on Chris' show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

146 Sheese, he really polished Ellen's ass for her.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2019 08:42 PM (jXrK7)

147 There are Ellen slot machines, believe it or not.

So instead of pulling the big lever, you do what, exactly?

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 08:42 PM (Wd55D)

148 131 nah jay I want to credit you. I already did.

I got sloppy. Sorry. But I wouldnt' have remembered even if I tried to remember.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2019 08:39 PM (PbpT7)

I really was just kidding, ace. I'm actually kind of flattered that the usage caught on.

Let's face it: Booker is out of the closet in all but word. Every nominee before the Judiciary Committee can expect to be grilled at length, and with some heat, on his/her views on homosexuality. You know, the way normal guys would be emotionally invested in this peripheral issue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 08:42 PM (Jzd7W)

149 145 I couldn't help but sense the sexual tension between Cory and Chris Matthews on Chris' show.
---
I was just drunk!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at March 20, 2019 08:42 PM (hjaPQ)

150 Sabo strikes again- Beto

https://tinyurl.com/yyne9f9a
Posted by: redridinghood

THAT...is awesome.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 20, 2019 08:43 PM (+Tibp)

151 Whats the big deal?

Posted by: Phyllis Gates at March 20, 2019 08:43 PM (XROPS)

152 I was a severe heterosexual.

Posted by: Marcus Elagabalus Antoninus Severian at March 20, 2019 08:43 PM (ykYG2)

153 So, when Trump bangs Kellyanne, does he allow George in the room to watch?
Posted by: Blutarski at March 20, 2019 08:41 PM (+Tibp)

Bill Clinton had Hillary, so OF COURSE he was hitting up interns.

Trump has Melania. I don't think he'll be boffing Kellyanne any time soon.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:43 PM (Zz0t1)

154 I couldn't stop my rear nether regions from twitching.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at March 20, 2019 08:44 PM (Tyii7)

155 Why is Sheriff Israel not swinging from a lamp post?

Posted by: Blutarski at March 20, 2019 08:36 PM (+Tibp)

Sadly, I don't think you really want the answer...

because it is very depressing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 08:44 PM (f3oO4)

156 So, when Trump bangs Kellyanne, does he allow George in the room to watch?
Posted by: Blutarski at March 20, 2019 08:41 PM (+Tibp)

I would.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 20, 2019 08:44 PM (8DPvE)

157 Why is Sheriff Israel not swinging from a lamp post?

Posted by: Blutarski at March 20, 2019 08:36 PM (+Tibp)

Hillary supporter.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 08:45 PM (Zz0t1)

158 I couldn't help but sense the sexual tension between Cory and Chris Matthews on Chris' show.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 08:42 PM

Dear Penthouse Forum . . .

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 08:45 PM (786Ro)

159 Just a tiny sip of penis.

Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 08:45 PM (q177U)

160 Uh, just a quick question --

How do women pee without a, you know, suck-wand?

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:45 PM (PbpT7)

161 Rosario, call me!

Posted by: Renate Blauel at March 20, 2019 08:45 PM (XROPS)

162 149 145 I couldn't help but sense the sexual tension between Cory and Chris Matthews on Chris' show.
---
I was just drunk!
Posted by: Chris Matthews at March 20, 2019 08:42 PM (hjaPQ)

And just experimenting! Just like that time in college! And further experiments afterwards, to check the reproducibility of the earlier experiments!

Good news: the results can be replicated!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at March 20, 2019 08:46 PM (Jzd7W)

163 At this rate they might run out of clowns before 2024.

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2019 08:46 PM (FhXTo)

164 I'm still taking credit for "severely heterosexual Cory Booker." But "fiercely" is better, I concede.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

165 Why is Sheriff Israel not swinging from a lamp post?
Posted by: Blutarski
--------

Israel? How about the School Superintendent, and his enablers?

What about Strozk? And....oh, never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 08:46 PM (xSo9G)

166 There was a great plot point in Airplane when the pilot asked Joey if he liked watching gladiator moves, but then they mostly dropped that whole subplot. I was very disappointed.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:46 PM (PbpT7)

167 If a lifetime of nuptials and marital bliss is what you seek, look no further than Senator Cory Booker!

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2019 08:46 PM (LuPts)

168 Just a tiny sip of penis.

Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 08:45 PM (q177U)

And just the tip!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 08:47 PM (f3oO4)

169 I hear Cory's girlfriend can run the 100M dash in 10 flat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 08:47 PM (xSo9G)

170 >>.164 I'm still taking credit for "severely heterosexual Cory Booker." But "fiercely" is better, I concede.

yeah fiercely is just better. the marketplace has spoken.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:47 PM (PbpT7)

171 Who's the bottom in this relationship?

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 08:47 PM (786Ro)

172 164 I'm still taking credit for "severely heterosexual Cory Booker." But "fiercely" is better, I concede.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

Ace only steals the best material for Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 08:47 PM (t6MX/)

173 Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.

Oh boy, another tshirt idea.

I really need to get my ass moving.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 20, 2019 08:47 PM (8DPvE)

174 150 Sabo strikes again- Beto

https://tinyurl.com/yyne9f9a
Posted by: redridinghood

THAT...is awesome.
Posted by: Blutarski at March 20, 2019 08:43 PM (+Tibp)

It is.

Next up: "Beto HAS the runs!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 08:47 PM (Jzd7W)

175 You know those Roman prisons were a hot bed (wink) of unchained (wink) passions.

Posted by: Spartacus at March 20, 2019 08:47 PM (LOq4H)

176 Ya fuck one goat, ay Cory?

Posted by: Muhammed "Goatfucker" Akbar at March 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

177 Me and h-her, we're as inseparable as two tentmates in the Sacred Band Of Thebes.

Posted by: Cory Boofer at March 20, 2019 08:48 PM (ykYG2)

178 Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:46 PM (PbpT7)

So, Cory, what's your position on in Turkish prisons?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 08:48 PM (f3oO4)

179 Julie Neumayer was a genius and an amazon and a dancer.
She would have slapped you back twice as hard.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 08:48 PM (KOCKb)

180 Nextdoor has some bizarre people. My buddy who lives in a condo just sent me a link of someone on his asking to borrow an air mattress. Lol.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 08:48 PM (PUmDY)

181 Next up: "Beto HAS the runs!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 08:47 PM (Jzd7W)

He's begging for an avocado ad hijack.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 08:48 PM (t6MX/)

182 Ace only steals the best material for Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 08:47 PM (t6MX/)

*snort*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

183 I'm old enough to remember that requiring proof of US birth to be elected to an office requiring us birth by the constitution was a threat to our democracy. Now a candidate not providing tax returns is grounds to ban from the ballot, not providing tax returns is a threat to our democracy. When will republicans learn to fight like this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2019 08:49 PM (dNzKv)

184 178 Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:46 PM (PbpT7)

So, Cory, what's your position on in Turkish prisons?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 08:48 PM (f3oO4)

Bottom, probably.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

185 Good news, Cory. This dude named Conway looks to be coming back on the market soon, and looks like your type. Might wanna hold off on the pre-nup.

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2019 08:49 PM (ABjxW)

186 My boo's got the sweetest breasts. Totally feels like a.....a.......bag of sand.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:50 PM (SKzm4)

187 At this rate they might run out of clowns before 2024.
Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2019 08:46 PM (FhXTo)

Whoever said this yesterday was right: too many people on this blog still aren't cynical enough.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 20, 2019 08:50 PM (8DPvE)

188 He's more fiercely heterosexual than Mittens is severely conservative.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 20, 2019 08:50 PM (jn7FC)

189 Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 20, 2019 08:47 PM (8DPvE)

An easy capitalist life awaits, but you have to have product!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 08:50 PM (f3oO4)

190 Breasts feel like bags of sand.

Posted by: Cory the Hetero at March 20, 2019 08:50 PM (+Tibp)

191 Last night I told Rosario "I wish I knew how to quit you."

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 08:51 PM (786Ro)

192 Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.

Yeah, cause that's law enforcement problem number one. I'm telling you--we have barely scraped the crazy they are going to roll out when the debates start.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2019 08:51 PM (ZR1GH)

193 dammit sock missing sock fail

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 08:51 PM (786Ro)

194 Gay?! I wish! If I was gay there'd be no problem!

(Horde, you told me Booker was dead!)

Posted by: trev006 at March 20, 2019 08:51 PM (fPLS0)

195 Ohhh, Morgan James with PMJ in the sidebar

She has a degree in voice from Julliard, landed a record contract with Epic Records, did two albums with them, then Epic dropped her.

Julliard, drop dead gorgeous, most powerful voice on the planet, but not good enough for Epic Records.

Now she has her own music company.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2019 08:51 PM (82W4N)

196 Cory Booker said he's gotten so much ass lately, he even gave some to Brie Larsen

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2019 08:52 PM (ABjxW)

197 Train to Sodom and Gomorrah is now boarding.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 08:52 PM (qBNEP)

198 Last night I told Rosario she has a really pretty mouth. Then I put a Ned Beatty mask on her and told her to squeal like a pig.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:52 PM (SKzm4)

199 I am Spunkatus.

Posted by: Cory at March 20, 2019 08:52 PM (Se7MG)

200 192 Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.

And by white nationalist she means trump voters. If she wins, she will put her opponents in prison camps.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2019 08:53 PM (dNzKv)

201 "I can't keep my hands off my sexy, sexy wife!"

Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 08:53 PM (q177U)

202 Cory Booker said he's gotten so much ass lately, he even gave some to Brie Larsen

This one has layers, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2019 08:53 PM (ZR1GH)

203 Yeah, cause that's law enforcement problem number one. I'm telling you--we have barely scraped the crazy they are going to roll out when the debates start.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2019 08:51 PM (ZR1GH)

To be back on the Cory Booker topic, you should say "we have barely pulled back the foreskin on the crazy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 08:53 PM (Jzd7W)

204 Im an actual expert on tonights topic of actual true non fake super straight relationships.

Posted by: Liza Minnelli aka Mrs Peter Allen at March 20, 2019 08:53 PM (XROPS)

205 Cory Booker said he's gotten so much ass lately, he even gave some to Brie Larsen

He lied.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 08:54 PM (dUJdY)

206 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2019 08:51 PM (ZR1GH)

Bad enough she had the "balls" (sorry I don't know the native Cherokee for that) to actually say that, but worse, there's a non-trivial contingent of leftists that agree with her and think this is a good thing.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 08:54 PM (f3oO4)

207 Me and my girlfriend sometimes read excerpts of "Brideshead Revisited" to each other, whilst we're picnicking in the Wharton State Forest off the 206.

There's a good rest-stop there.

Posted by: Cory Boofer at March 20, 2019 08:54 PM (ykYG2)

208 I'm strictly dickly!

Posted by: Booker at March 20, 2019 08:56 PM (MAstk)

209 When will republicans learn to fight like this?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2019 08:49 PM

You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2019 08:56 PM (Se7MG)

210 It was only a matter of time before they started about the camps.

Good luck, fucktards.

Posted by: Me Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2019 08:56 PM (nDe2U)

211 Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails immoral, Rosario? It's all a matter of taste.

Posted by: Corey at March 20, 2019 08:57 PM (786Ro)

212 Last night Rosario asked me if I've ever had an STD. I asked if she meant a foursome with Steve, Tom and Dan? Sure, lots of times!

....I mean, I love that sweet, sweet vagina.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 08:57 PM (SKzm4)

213 When I dated Rosario, she was a fuck monster in the sack, Brah!

Posted by: LNDG at March 20, 2019 08:57 PM (LuPts)

214
I'm strictly dickly!

Posted by: Booker at March 20, 2019 08:56 PM (MAstk)

Back off, ass wipe, that's my gig.

Posted by: Meghan McCain, pre-happily ever after at March 20, 2019 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

215 Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.

And by white nationalist she means trump voters. If she wins, she will put her opponents in prison camps.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2019 08:53 PM (dNzKv)

Not all of us.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 rounds and counting at March 20, 2019 08:57 PM (8DPvE)

216 I know Cory.

He's severely hetero!

Posted by: Mitt at March 20, 2019 08:57 PM (MAstk)

217 Funny. I was reading "Persuasion" to my wife while in the exam room wait for the Doctor.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 08:57 PM (KOCKb)

218 "Deeply closeted"

Posted by: bobby ahr at March 20, 2019 08:57 PM (zmZ2x)

219 Lucille 2 is a funny longrunning AD joke.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 08:57 PM (PUmDY)

220 It was only a matter of time before they started about the camps.

Good luck, fucktards.

Posted by: Me Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2019 08:56 PM (nDe2U)

You cannot argue with results,

And believe me a wall works!

Posted by: P Pot at March 20, 2019 08:58 PM (f3oO4)

221 @GeorgePapa19

Replying to @JohnBrennan
John: all the assets you weaponized against me are being outed in London, Canberra and Rome. Mifsud, Halper, Downer, Tawil etc. congress has the names, my testimony and foreign governments are now cooperating with the Trump administration to out the rest. Good luck.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

222 @GeorgePapa19

Replying to @JohnBrennan

John: all the assets you weaponized against me are being outed in
London, Canberra and Rome. Mifsud, Halper, Downer, Tawil etc. congress
has the names, my testimony and foreign governments are now cooperating
with the Trump administration to out the rest. Good luck.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

Wow. And wowzer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

223 200 192 Liz Warren promising on twitter to have the DOJ hunt down and eliminate all white nationalists if elected.

And by white nationalist she means trump voters. If she wins, she will put her opponents in prison camps.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 20, 2019 08:53 PM (dNzKv)

Basically, every white person is a white nationalist now. I'm not even sure voting Democrat excuses them.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2019 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

224 We need reparations for Cory's black lovers!

Posted by: Liz Warren at March 20, 2019 08:59 PM (SKzm4)

225 Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

I almost wish I had not been banned from the twatter!

Posted by: P Pot at March 20, 2019 09:00 PM (f3oO4)

226 if lizzie wants to play cowboys and make believe injuns again, i'm afraid it will end the same way it did last time. she's just a failed house flipper. what the phuck does she know about naziian?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2019 09:00 PM (KP5rU)

227 And believe me a wall works!
Posted by: P Pot at March 20, 2019 08:58 PM (f3oO4)

Bet your ass it does!

Posted by: Erich Honecker at March 20, 2019 09:00 PM (Jzd7W)

228 I wonder if Corey will still get married if he ends up in the VP slot?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2019 09:01 PM (tVQUs)

229 224 We need reparations for Cory's black lovers!
Posted by: Liz Warren at March 20, 2019 08:59 PM (SKzm4)

And for black women too!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 09:01 PM (Jzd7W)

230 @GeorgePapa19

If the president declassifies one element of my file, as congressman Mark Meadows has asked, it will reveal the operation Alexander Downer was on when he made contact with me. Who sent him and why. America first, not Australia. Declassify and let America see it for themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:01 PM (/tuJf)

231 I don't think Brennan banging his head on that prayer rug is going to help him.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ykJQt)

232 @GeorgePapa19

Replying to @JohnBrennan
John: all the assets you weaponized against me are being outed in London, Canberra and Rome. Mifsud, Halper, Downer, Tawil etc. congress has the names, my testimony and foreign governments are now cooperating with the Trump administration to out the rest. Good luck.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

--------------------

*Boom!!*

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ffYR/)

233 I don't think Brennan banging his head on that prayer rug is going to help him.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ykJQt)

I'd love to help him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

234 Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

If true, it's almost like the time-honored theorem of "If you strike at the King, you'd best not miss!" has some basis in practice!

Posted by: P Pot at March 20, 2019 09:02 PM (f3oO4)

235 >>>@GeorgePapa19

Just in time for the 2020 campaign.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2019 09:03 PM (82W4N)

236 Brennan and Clapper should be sharing a cell at Gitmo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

237 *whispers an aside to Ellen*

Now women have that scary cave monster between their legs, right?

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 09:04 PM (wn2NI)

238 Alabama nit performance was terrible.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 09:04 PM (PUmDY)

239 Brennan and Clapper should be sharing a cell at Gitmo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

No, actually they should be in GenPop!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 09:05 PM (f3oO4)

240 Remember during the first couple weeks of the Trump administration it was leaked that Trump had an angry phone call with the Australian PM?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

241 Maybe this is why the commies are acting especially batshit lately.

Or not.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2019 09:05 PM (nDe2U)

242 @GeorgePapa19

Replying to @JohnBrennan
John:...

A Dear John tweet. But why would you do it? Unless everything is bugged for the panic emails and phone calls.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 09:06 PM (lK7fO)

243 @GeorgePapa19�

Replying to @JohnBrennan�
John: all the assets you weaponized against me are being outed in London, Canberra and Rome. Mifsud, Halper, Downer, Tawil etc. congress has the names, my testimony and foreign governments are now cooperating with the Trump administration to out the rest. Good luck.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf)
---_----------

George will not go quitely into the night. Hope it's not pty rhetoric.

Posted by: WisRich at March 20, 2019 09:06 PM (OAlmw)

244 JackStraw, Yes I do.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:06 PM (ykJQt)

245 Remember during the first couple weeks of the Trump administration it was leaked that Trump had an angry phone call with the Australian PM?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

------------------------------

Sounds like another one is coming up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 09:06 PM (ffYR/)

246 Empty

Posted by: WisRich at March 20, 2019 09:06 PM (OAlmw)

247 Hey Cory, look at this cave monster!

Posted by: Huma at March 20, 2019 09:06 PM (nDe2U)

248 Rosario got AIDS in that 90's documentary Kids.

Posted by: literally serious at March 20, 2019 09:07 PM (tRLIC)

249
Remember during the first couple weeks of the Trump administration it
was leaked that Trump had an angry phone call with the Australian PM?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

As a matter of fact, yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

250 Fiercely Heterosexual......

Hahaha......that's funny!

Corey likes the caak.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2019 09:07 PM (Z+IKu)

251 Just one more deck of cards and this tower will be finished.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at March 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ABjxW)

252 Wait 'til Cory finds out about vagina dentata, oh the horror!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2019 09:08 PM (f8dwL)

253 >>George will not go quitely into the night. Hope it's not pty rhetoric.

Nah. It's going to be real and it's going to be spectacular.

Why do you think Trump is dunking on McCain?

Papadopolous' book comes out next week and he has been dropping clues for the last few days.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:08 PM (/tuJf)

254 247 Hey Cory, look at this cave monster!
Posted by: Huma at March 20, 2019 09:06 PM (nDe2U)

It's got teeth, right?

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 09:08 PM (Jzd7W)

255 Brennan and Clapper should be sharing a cell at Gitmo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

No, actually they should be in GenPop!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 09:05 PM (f3oO4)

They should all be McCained.

Posted by: literally serious at March 20, 2019 09:08 PM (tRLIC)

256 Replying to @JohnBrennan
John: all the assets you weaponized against me are being outed in London, Canberra and Rome. Mifsud, Halper, Downer, Tawil etc. congress has the names, my testimony and foreign governments are now cooperating with the Trump administration to out the rest. Good luck.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

That there is a twitter ban - hate speech - did not refer to him as Mr. Brennan.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 20, 2019 09:08 PM (1g7ch)

257 I've seen more puddy in one cawtoon than Cory's seen his whole wife!

Posted by: Tweety Bird at March 20, 2019 09:08 PM (SKzm4)

258 252 Wait 'til Cory finds out about vagina dentata, oh the horror!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2019 09:08 PM (f8dwL)

GMTA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 09:09 PM (Jzd7W)

259 Alabama nit performance was terrible.

Bye, Avery.

That was disgraceful.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2019 09:09 PM (ZR1GH)

260 If the Democrats get back into power, I can see white people having their bank accounts seized and their property confiscated if they aren't sufficiently "woke".

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2019 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

261 Why do you think Trump is dunking on McCain?

Papadopolous' book comes out next week and he has been dropping clues for the last few days.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:08 PM (/tuJf)

Maybe Meggie Mac will finally SHUT THE HELL UP. I get grieving for your dad, but having a megaphone on The View every single damned day to trash our president, GETS OLD. Your dad was a POS, Meggie. You probably realize that, so SHUT UP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:10 PM (ptqGC)

262 If we lower the voting age to infancy, Democrats will become the most pro-life people on the planet.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2019 09:10 PM (uEbPt)

263 Good Evening, hope you had a good day.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 09:10 PM (8wKjk)

264 260 If the Democrats get back into power, I can see white people having their bank accounts seized and their property confiscated if they aren't sufficiently "woke".
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2019 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

In the UK, you already get the midnight knock on the door for using the wrong pronoun.

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2019 09:11 PM (ABjxW)

265 Is it true what they told me about girls and cooties?

Posted by: Corey at March 20, 2019 09:11 PM (786Ro)

266 Replying to @JohnBrennan
John: all the assets you weaponized against me are being outed in London, Canberra and Rome. Mifsud, Halper, Downer, Tawil etc. congress has the names, my testimony and foreign governments are now cooperating with the Trump administration to out the rest. Good luck.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

Awesome. Who wrote that?

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2019 09:11 PM (XROPS)

267
Good Evening, hope you had a good day.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 09:10 PM (8wKjk)

*breathes deeply* Thank you. It's been delightful. And you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

268 260 If the Democrats get back into power, I can see white people having their bank accounts seized and their property confiscated if they aren't sufficiently "woke".
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2019 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

401(k)s? Bye-bye.

California had a recent dusky arrival from Chicago whine that the state needed to rescind Prop. 13 - our financial Alamo - because "the white people have all the goodies locked up" in their home equity.

The idea of actually earning money, instead of extracting money from those who earned it is apparently terra incognita for her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 09:12 PM (Jzd7W)

269 Awesome. Who wrote that?
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2019 09:11 PM (XROPS)

Either Jason Bourne or Jack Ryan.

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2019 09:12 PM (ABjxW)

270 All these men gushing about their feelings makes me slightly ill.

Posted by: Victoria at March 20, 2019 09:12 PM (5Q6wX)

271 >>JackStraw, Yes I do.

Ben, do you also remember that Trump decided to very publicly blow off the opening of the new American embassy in London?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:13 PM (/tuJf)

272 So, Donna Brazille was on "Special Report" and said that Barack Obama was to be credited for all the job gains. Everyone laughed.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 09:13 PM (KOCKb)

273 *breathes deeply* Thank you. It's been delightful. And you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

I've been better, and I've been worse, so it evens out.

Are you really having a good day, Miss Jane? You are certainly due some sunshine.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 09:13 PM (8wKjk)

274 Together me and my woman broke the chains of love.

Posted by: Cory Boofer at March 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ykYG2)

275
In the UK, you already get the midnight knock on the door for using the wrong pronoun.
Posted by: Roy

Police want to question Catholic U.K. journalist Carline Farrow for allegedly "misgendering" a transgender activist's daughter on Twitter. If she doesn't show up for a taped interview, she has been told she will be arrested.

Since receiving a message from Guildford police Monday night, Farrow has been doxxed, her children and husband have been sexually and violently threatened and she has been called names like "p*ssy" and "c*nt." Enemies siding with the activist, Susie Green, have also signed up her and her husband for porn accounts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 09:14 PM (aKsyK)

276 When Rosario's *checks notes* labia majora are aroused and I enter her *checks notes* vagina.....It's so sweet, bro!

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 09:14 PM (SKzm4)

277 >>Awesome. Who wrote that?

George Papadopolous.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:14 PM (/tuJf)

278 They really, really want violence.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2019 09:15 PM (nDe2U)

279 Papadapplous. I have had a really good feeling about him ever since I saw his pretty wife defending him on Fox.

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2019 09:15 PM (XROPS)

280 Horrors! There are old people in California living in large houses only because, due to Prop. 13, their property taxes are really low. We need to push them out.

Posted by: Cali Dems at March 20, 2019 09:15 PM (KOCKb)

281 Was Donna Brazil the one that the FAB was gonna dirt nap next not too long ago?

These dems all look a like to me.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2019 09:15 PM (Z+IKu)

282 Are you really having a good day, Miss Jane? You are certainly due some sunshine.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 09:13 PM (8wKjk)

I'm better than nearly everyone. Except for my broken tailbone. But I count my many blessings.

I hope things are well for you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

283 So, Donna Brazille was on "Special Report" and said that Barack Obama was to be credited for all the job gains. Everyone laughed.
Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 09:13 PM (KOCKb)

Aunt Jemima gonna Aunt Jemima.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:15 PM (8DPvE)

284 Does a foreign government tampering with our election put them into "enemy" class?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 20, 2019 09:16 PM (1g7ch)

285 Enemies siding with the activist, Susie Green, have also signed up her and her husband for porn accounts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 09:14 PM (aKsyK)

Free Porn!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 20, 2019 09:17 PM (1g7ch)

286 So, if Hillary had won and by some freakish circumstance there had been job gains, then those would have been because of Obama too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2019 09:17 PM (jXrK7)

287 277 >>Awesome. Who wrote that?

George Papadopolous.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:14 PM (/tuJf)

Greek homos stole our Tweets!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 20, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

288 The left realizes they are being backed in a corner. Now would be a good time to remember the left are capable of any atrocity we could think of and a damn heap more that most of us would never even consider or forsee. After all, they hate America and will do anything to destroy it, us, and civilization.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (qBNEP)

289 Cory ghey.

Posted by: Mongo at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (hjaPQ)

290 I hope things are well for you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

You are so sweet to ask.

When did you break your tailbone? That must be miserable.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (8wKjk)

291 Does a foreign government tampering with our election put them into "enemy" class? You mean like our "allies" New Zealand, Britain, Australia and Germany?

Posted by: Cali Dems at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (KOCKb)

292 Bitches, amirite?

Posted by: Cory B, Yo! at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (oVJmc)

293 I hope everyone's got the Cory bashing out of their system. Because I can tell you from experience, that Senator Booker is an ideal example of a man's man!

Posted by: Jim J. Bullock at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (SKzm4)

294 Horrors! There are old people in California living in large houses only because, due to Prop. 13, their property taxes are really low. We need to push them out.
Posted by: Cali Dems at March 20, 2019 09:15 PM (KOCKb)

You can always designate them as boarding houses for your southern guests.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (1g7ch)

295 Off Cali Commie sock.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (KOCKb)

296 The left realizes they are being backed in a corner.
Now would be a good time to remember the left are capable of any
atrocity we could think of and a damn heap more that most of us would
never even consider or forsee. After all, they hate America and will do
anything to destroy it, us, and civilization.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (qBNEP)
Yep. I fully expect them to get more and more extreme as they get more desperate.

Posted by: Bert G at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (OMsf+)

297 So, if Hillary had won and by some freakish
circumstance there had been job gains, then those would have been
because of Obama too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2019 09:17 PM (jXrK7)

I literally shudder in fear when I imagine what conditions we'd be living under with President Hillary.

I have no doubt the HQ would be shut down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

298 Does a foreign government tampering with our election put them into "enemy" class?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 20, 2019 09:16 PM (1g7ch)

Depends, did they tamper on behalf of a Democrat, then ¡No Problemo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (f3oO4)

299 288: bingo

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2019 09:19 PM (nDe2U)

300 JackStraw, I do and I Thank You so much for pointing me to so many things I might have missed.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ykJQt)

301 The left realizes they are being backed in a corner. Now would be a good time to remember the left are capable of any atrocity we could think of and a damn heap more that most of us would never even consider or forsee. After all, they hate America and will do anything to destroy it, us, and civilization.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (qBNEP)

Bit of an understatement, but let's roll with it.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2019 09:19 PM (uEbPt)

302 Rosie going to have to change her name to peg if this relationship is going to work

Posted by: Boomer at March 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ucNdt)

303 Jack Straw - could it be that at least some
of what youve been alluding to for 18 months is finally going to happen!?!

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2019 09:20 PM (XROPS)

304 280 Horrors! There are old people in California living in large houses only because, due to Prop. 13, their property taxes are really low. We need to push them out.
Posted by: Cali Dems at March 20, 2019 09:15 PM (KOCKb)

That's EXACTLY right, and EXACTLY why Prop. 13 passed. People on Social Security were having to pay $10,000/yr. in property taxes, and had to sell their houses to do so.

Unintended consequence: upgrading/ remodeling your house can trigger a reassessment (since after all, the city and state want the higher property tax to waste), so changing a light bulb (joking here) can result in a 10X increase in property tax. Moral: never do anything to your house that requires pulling a building permit. Because that's pretty much guaranteed to trigger a reassessment, I've been informed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 09:20 PM (Jzd7W)

305 Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (qBNEP)

Pol Pot and Chairman Mao agree!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 09:20 PM (f3oO4)

306 When did you break your tailbone? That must be miserable.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (8wKjk)

About three weeks ago. Second time in three years I've been a clumsy nut. Broken feet and messed up knees are way worse.

You're sweet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

307
Jack Straw - could it be that at least some

of what youve been alluding to for 18 months is finally going to happen!?!

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2019 09:20 PM (XROPS)

THIS. And I hope and pray.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

308 264
In the UK, you already get the midnight knock on the door for using the wrong pronoun.
Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2019 09:11 PM (ABjxW)

How quaint. They knock on the door. I see the Brits are still polite. That's better than "dynamic entry" by a SWAT team at 3 AM.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2019 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

309 Have we figured out who wears the strap on?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:22 PM (07YWD)

310
I literally shudder in fear when I imagine what conditions we'd be living under with President Hillary.

I have no doubt the HQ would be shut down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

I was seriously considering going into hiding. I may still whenever Trump is gone.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:22 PM (8DPvE)

311 My condolences, Jane. I know what a painful butt is like. My girl gets kind of rough on me sometimes.

Posted by: Cory Boofer at March 20, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2)

312 I have no doubt the HQ would be shut down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

Same here.

Now here's the important thing: how would they do it?

They'd do it by requiring blog owners to have a license, and for commenters to be certified. Later, they pull the license, and voila!

It's important to think this through, so as to sensitize patriotic Americans to recognize the attempt at its birth, and to forestall it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 09:23 PM (Jzd7W)

313 I never got to tell you guys about my hour long phone call with the dutch programmer. Talk about a language barrier. His english was barely passable but mine was just fine and I gave him an earful. Your program sucks was my best moment.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:23 PM (dUJdY)

314 Jane, You and JackStraw and I are going to have a celebratory drink in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ykJQt)

315 Ben-

The reason I was pointing those particular things out is because they happened a long time ago. In the case of the Australian call, the first days of Trump's presidency.

He's known at least the broad strokes of what happened since the very start. If the Admiral Rogers theory is correct, and I think it is, since before the inauguration.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

316 Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (qBNEP)

Amen!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:23 PM (8DPvE)

317 I know my ammo supply was rapidly skyrocketing in the lead up to 2016.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:23 PM (07YWD)

318 Credit: I knew I hadn't come up with "The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker," but I forgot who did. My apologies -- that's the Deplorable Jay Guevara's "joke."

"Credit"? What kind of silliness is that???

Posted by: Jonah Goldfarb at March 20, 2019 09:23 PM (C1NyB)

319 Unintended consequence: upgrading/ remodeling your house can trigger a reassessment (since after all, the city and state want the higher property tax to waste), so changing a light bulb (joking here) can result in a 10X increase in property tax. Moral: never do anything to your house that requires pulling a building permit. Because that's pretty much guaranteed to trigger a reassessment, I've been informed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 09:20 PM (Jzd7W)

Local assessment rules can drive some weird shiite - my parents talk about assessments being triggered by exterior improvements in one smallish Michigan city. So everybody's house looked like a dump on the outside but perfect inside.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 20, 2019 09:24 PM (1g7ch)

320 In the same vein, how would the Reds try to circumvent Prop. 13 in California?

I suggested that they'd try a "community surcharge" or something of the kind.

Close. They've recently proposed a "parcel tax," which of course is TOTALLY different from a property tax. They're not proposing to tax your property; only the parcel that your property sits on. Totally different.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 09:25 PM (Jzd7W)

321 The left is currently pushing a bill that would allow the government to crack down on misleading journalism.

I'll let you you guess who gets to decide what constitutes truth and what constitutes journalism.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:25 PM (07YWD)

322 Jane, You and JackStraw and I are going to have a celebratory drink in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ykJQt)

Can't wait!! You have my husband's email, right? He can tell you what he needs for a pecan wood oyster roast. He's the Roast Master.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

323 They knock at the door because the know they don't have to break it in. No 2nd amendment in Old Blighty.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 09:25 PM (KOCKb)

324 Jack Straw - could it be that at least some
of what you've been alluding to for 18 months is finally going to happen!?!
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2019 09:20 PM (XROPS)
THIS. And I hope and pray.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

I still believe the power of the Deep State has been severely misunderestimated and I am very much afraid that no one of the anointed, that should obviously be stood up against a wall, offered a cigarette , and shot, will ever see justice in this life.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 09:25 PM (f3oO4)

325
I have no doubt the HQ would be shut down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

We need to have a way to communicate with each other should that happen.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 09:26 PM (TdMsT)

326 I know my ammo supply was rapidly skyrocketing in the lead up to 2016.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:23 PM (07YWD)

I did a complete inventory this week, and realized I kinda overdid it on the .22lr. I have a lot of plinking to do.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:26 PM (8DPvE)

327 >>The left is currently pushing a bill that would allow the government to crack down on misleading journalism.

What wing of prison are the climate scientists staying?

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ABjxW)

328 Local assessment rules can drive some weird shiite -
my parents talk about assessments being triggered by exterior
improvements in one smallish Michigan city. So everybody's house looked
like a dump on the outside but perfect inside.

Posted by: Burnt Toast
Love it! Take pride in your house, taxes go up, let it go to shit, taxes stay the same. Talk about your regressive taxes.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2019 09:27 PM (LOq4H)

329 Nothing says SERIOUS PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE quite like a visit to Ellen for some early afternoon homemaker laughs. Sure that Kameltoe is wondering how she missed the initiative of getting there first. She has college tales of listening to Snoop and Tupac, blowing some weed and nestling her odor detector and ice cream taster into the Divine Feminine.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 20, 2019 09:27 PM (Hn6S7)

330 We need to have a way to communicate with each other should that happen.

Yes!! I don't ever want to lose track of my friends here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:27 PM (dUJdY)

331 "So everybody's house looked like a dump on the outside but perfect inside."Funny. I am tired of spending money on a nice yard when all the neighbors let theirs go. No more. Inside the house? Nice.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 09:27 PM (KOCKb)

332 Jackstraw,

You see this one yet?

https://www.quodverum.com/2019/03/75/
endgame-potus-trump-s-vindication-nears.html

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 20, 2019 09:28 PM (1g7ch)

333 >>Jack Straw - could it be that at least some
of what youve been alluding to for 18 months is finally going to happen!?!

Yea, I think we are on the cusp. Mueller is wrapping up and things are starting to come to light.

Seriously, did anyone think Donald J. Trump wasn't going to strike back? The guy ran on draining the swamp and building a wall.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:28 PM (/tuJf)

334 Jane, You and JackStraw and I are going to have a celebratory drink in Oct.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ykJQt)

Can't wait!! You have my husband's email, right? He can tell you what he needs for a pecan wood oyster roast. He's the Roast Master.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

Damn man, this thing is gonna be over the top.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:28 PM (8DPvE)

335 I did a complete inventory this week, and realized I kinda overdid it on the .22lr. I have a lot of plinking to do.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:26 PM (8DPvE)

Rest assured you will never go hungry during the Burning times. You like squirrel?

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2019 09:28 PM (ABjxW)

336 Ladyl, we have a lot of that in place already.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:28 PM (ykJQt)

337 Credit: I knew I hadn't come up with "The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker," but I forgot who did. My apologies -- that's the Deplorable Jay Guevara's "joke."

Srsly, no apology/ credit needed. I REALLY was joking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 09:28 PM (Jzd7W)

338 "I did a complete inventory this week, and realized I kinda overdid it on the .22lr. I have a lot of plinking to do."Relax. What is the shelf life? Save it for 2025.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 09:29 PM (KOCKb)

339 Politics is too divisive. We need to get Corey Booker and Miss Lindsay together.

A match made in heaven.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (8wKjk)

340 Buy ten bricks of .22lr and get one brick free.

Next thing you know, you have 5000 rounds of .22lr.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (07YWD)

341 336 Ladyl, we have a lot of that in place already.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:28 PM (ykJQt)

You'll have to let me know about it.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (TdMsT)

342 >>Jackstraw,

>>You see this one yet?

Nope. Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (/tuJf)

343 Damn man, this thing is gonna be over the top.

Indeed! I can hardly wait!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (dUJdY)

344
We need to have a way to communicate with each other should that happen.
Posted by: Ladyl

Knock three times on the ceiling.

Posted by: Ultra Dawn at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (aKsyK)

345 340 Buy ten bricks of .22lr and get one brick free.

Next thing you know, you have 5000 rounds of .22lr.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (07YWD)

A.K.A. A Good Start

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (ABjxW)

346 Local assessment rules can drive some weird shiite -
my parents talk about assessments being triggered by exterior improvements in one smallish Michigan city. So everybody's house looked like a dump on the outside but perfect inside.

Posted by: Burnt Toast

Finally, an excuse not to do yard work. Our mailman says I must be the only Anglo in California who does his own yard work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (Jzd7W)

347 Can't wait!! You have my husband's email, right? He can tell you what he needs for a pecan wood oyster roast. He's the Roast Master.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

Are you planning a GA MoMe?

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (8wKjk)

348 Cory Booker these a field for your graizing pleasure but beware of the bull

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 20, 2019 09:31 PM (FLiOE)

349 321 The left is currently pushing a bill that would allow the government to crack down on misleading journalism.

I'll let you you guess who gets to decide what constitutes truth and what constitutes journalism.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:25 PM (07YWD)

I didn't click on the link, but I saw a heading at Drudge the other day saying that Yang guy wants a "news czar".

I think he would be happier in Beijing.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2019 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

350
Knock three times on the ceiling.
Posted by: Ultra Dawn at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (aKsyK)

Are you telling me you are already in the house?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 09:31 PM (TdMsT)

351 "I did a complete inventory this week, and realized I kinda overdid it on the .22lr. I have a lot of plinking to do."Relax. What is the shelf life? Save it for 2025.
Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 09:29 PM (KOCKb)

I was thinking about bringing 15k to the CenTexMoMee just to make sure there was enough. At the rate this thing is going, may have to get more.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:32 PM (8DPvE)

352 Jane, I do indeed. Have been caught up in getting the shooting range arranged.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:32 PM (ykJQt)

353
I did a complete inventory this week, and realized I kinda overdid it on the .22lr.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:26 PM (8DPvE)

These words you are speaking.... I don't understand them in this order.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2019 09:32 PM (eXA4G)

354 I kinda overdid it on the .22lr.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:26 PM (8DPvE)

What the fvck? There is no such thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2019 09:33 PM (wYseH)

355 The left would decide that only blogs and Fox News are journalists and only they are pushing misleading comments.

Straight out of the Goebbels playbook.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:33 PM (07YWD)

356 I did a complete inventory this week, and realized I kinda overdid it on the .22lr. I have a lot of plinking to do.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting

I'm sitting at 8k.
4k that I'm have since I bought them at Sam's back in the late 80's.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 09:34 PM (h6BP/)

357 Rosario, honey let me tell you, Cory digs him some milky white flutes.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at March 20, 2019 09:34 PM (boHn2)

358 353
I did a complete inventory this week, and realized I kinda overdid it on the .22lr.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:26 PM (8DPvE)

These words you are speaking.... I don't understand them in this order.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2019 09:32 PM (eXA4G)

354 I kinda overdid it on the .22lr.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:26 PM (8DPvE)

What the fvck? There is no such thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2019 09:33 PM (wYseH)

Sorry, my bad. I spanked myself.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 20, 2019 09:35 PM (8DPvE)

359 No person needs more than 50 rounds of 22lr.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 20, 2019 09:35 PM (4knXT)

360 Im excited. Ive never doubted JackStraw, but have thought things could get derailed
Or buried. Now it seems like things are about to happen.

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2019 09:37 PM (XROPS)

361 In my playbook, .223 turns into .22lr.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:37 PM (07YWD)

362 359 No person needs more than 50 rounds of 22lr.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 20, 2019 09:35 PM (4knXT)

Per magazine? To help with the weight balance?

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2019 09:38 PM (ABjxW)

363
Well, just listening to Hannidiot: We now have evidenced of collusion between US campaign officials and a foreign govt. to influence the 2016 presidential election.

It was Hillary's campaign and the Obama State Dept. with the Ukrainians.

Ukraine's chief prosecutor has opened an investigation into illegal leaking of Paul Manafort's financial records by certain Ukrainian officials and lawmakers.

It is claimed he has tape of some of these officials saying they were doing this to help Hillary against Trump.

Also, the prosecutor mentioned evidence that the Barky's embassy there was running interference to keep the Ukrainian govt from finding out about this.

So, Barky was committing obstruction of justice in a foreign country. Interfering with Ukraine's legal system.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 09:38 PM (f1Vqw)

364
Are you planning a GA MoMe?

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 09:30 PM (8wKjk)

If we ever do one here, I'll need to check with B Cochran and any N. FL S GA morons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:38 PM (ptqGC)

365 Someone's wrapping something up?

Posted by: Mueller at March 20, 2019 09:38 PM (MAstk)

366 LASue, JackStraw has done enough research to have a PhD in this.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:38 PM (ykJQt)

367 >>Ive never doubted JackStraw,

You should. I'm just a moron with too much time on my hands.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:39 PM (/tuJf)

368
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:38 PM (ptqGC)

If you do, please let me know. We're up here close to Athens.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 09:40 PM (8wKjk)

369 It sad that even with the latest evidence from the Ukrainian gov about Hillary, I still have zero faith anything will happen against liberals. A

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:40 PM (07YWD)

370 221 @GeorgePapa19

Replying to @JohnBrennan
John: all the assets you weaponized against me are being outed in London, Canberra and Rome. Mifsud, Halper, Downer, Tawil etc. congress has the names, my testimony and foreign governments are now cooperating with the Trump administration to out the rest. Good luck.
Posted by: JackStraw

At the end of the Tom Clancy Book "Clear and Present Danger", a high level US Government bad guy was visited by Clark (the CIA deep ops dude). He let the official know that the gig was up and he was going to be arrested BUT he did have an out and he knew what it was. The CIA guy leaves and a few minutes later they Deep State guy took a walk and promptly stepped in front of a moving bus, killing himself.

Just throwing some ideas out there for Brennan. I'm fine for more simpler options, like a one way helicopter ride over the Atlantic.

{I haven't read that book in ages and have long since forgotten the names. }

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2019 09:40 PM (XKgH2)

371 A GAMoMe would be nice. I will be there!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:41 PM (07YWD)

372 Jane, I do indeed. Have been caught up in getting the shooting range arranged.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:32 PM (ykJQt)

He needs a hot fire and a hot metal plate. And burlap sacks. Oh, and hoses. And a shovel and some assistance. Oh, and plenty of tables, oyster knives, gloves, etc. We've got a few. Down here, we recycle the oyster shells at the nearby ocean research center.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

373 JackStraw has done enough research to have a PhD in this.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:38 PM (ykJQt)

But he would need help writing it because...um...Mets fan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2019 09:42 PM (wYseH)

374 >>But he would need help writing it because...um...Mets fan.

This is our ye.....

nah.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

375 Down here, we recycle the oyster shells at the nearby ocean research center.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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We used to use them to build buildings.

Posted by: Tabby at March 20, 2019 09:44 PM (CDGwz)

376 Down here, we recycle the oyster shells at the nearby ocean research center.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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We used to use them to build buildings.
Posted by: Tabby
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And to 'pave' roads.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 09:44 PM (CDGwz)

377 We used to use them to build buildings.

Posted by: Tabby at March 20, 2019 09:44 PM (CDGwz)

You're still used in driveways.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:44 PM (ptqGC)

378 Deep State guy took a walk and promptly stepped in front of a moving bus, killing himself.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2019 09:40 PM (XKgH2)

Fvck that. he is a traitor (and I don't say that lightly)...he needs to hang.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2019 09:45 PM (wYseH)

379 Emperor Country Boy, shelf life? Dude I have shot PAPER shotgun shells that were from old GrandPappy Eromero. .22LR will last a damn long time if it's kept dry. And if you barter it for a can o spam you ...well there you go.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 09:45 PM (qBNEP)

380 Jane, are you still here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:45 PM (dUJdY)

381 Mets have fans? The shit you learn here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2019 09:45 PM (nDe2U)

382 Down here, we recycle the oyster shells at the nearby ocean research center.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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We used to use them to build buildings.
Posted by: Tabby
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And to 'pave' roads.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Shell rings, stupid white people.

Posted by: Native Americans at March 20, 2019 09:45 PM (CDGwz)

383 Jane, are you still here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:45 PM (dUJdY)

Yeah, hon. Whazzup?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

384 381 ~~Mets have~~ Baseball has fans? The shit you learn here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2019 09:45 PM (nDe2U)

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 09:46 PM (NWiLs)

385 Just throwing some ideas out there for Brennan. I'm fine for more simpler options, like a one way helicopter ride over the Atlantic.

{I haven't read that book in ages and have long since forgotten the names. }
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2019 09:40 PM (XKgH2)

Be a man, Brennan. Make history. Spill on Obama. Or don't, and be a pussy. Just don't take anyone with you when you eat a bullet.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 09:46 PM (t6MX/)

386 You should. I'm just a moron with too much time on my hands.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:39 PM

Hahaha!

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2019 09:46 PM (XROPS)

387 A little something for Cory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljm9CDRAhMQ

Posted by: Braenyard channeling Ben Steyn at March 20, 2019 09:46 PM (ePWRo)

388 Didn't the army shoot some ammo from WWII lately with no problems?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:46 PM (07YWD)

389 Emperor Country Boy, shelf life? Dude I have shot PAPER shotgun shells that were from old GrandPappy Eromero. .22LR will last a damn long time if it's kept dry. And if you barter it for a can o spam you ...well there you go.
Posted by: Eromero

I've shot 50 yr old wadcutters. I've heard of people shooting WWI surplus.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 09:47 PM (h6BP/)

390
He's known at least the broad strokes of what happened since the very start. If the Admiral Rogers theory is correct, and I think it is, since before the inauguration.

God bless Admiral Rogers.

Posted by: free tibet at March 20, 2019 09:47 PM (CL76w)

391 You're still used in driveways.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:44 PM (ptqGC)

I grew up in a house with a half mile of oyster shell access road from the nearest paved road!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 09:47 PM (f3oO4)

392
Eat moar shrimp.

Posted by: The oysters at March 20, 2019 09:47 PM (CDGwz)

393 St Johns getting stomped by the Sun Devils.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (07YWD)

394 378 Deep State guy took a walk and promptly stepped in front of a moving bus, killing himself.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2019 09:40 PM (XKgH2)

Fvck that. he is a traitor (and I don't say that lightly)...he needs to hang.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Well I prefer more medieval methods of torture and death for Brennan. I loath that treasonous scum. Sadly, Brennan being drawn and quartered won't happen.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (XKgH2)

395 Mets have fans? The shit you learn here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2019 09:45 PM (nDe2U)
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Just one. Lucky for us he posts here.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (aXucN)

396 Well, I have a kind of embarrassing question. I've been on the turmeric for over a month now. Did you have any, how should I say... changes in bowel function? God.. I feel stupid asking in front of everyone.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (dUJdY)

397 And now I'm gonna chew some nails!!!! Aaaarrrgggghhhh!!!!

Posted by: Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (miE9U)

398 I've shot 50 yr old wadcutters. I've heard of people shooting WWI surplus.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 09:47 PM (h6BP/)

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Die, WWI surplus, DIIIIIEEEEE!!!
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

399
I grew up in a house with a half mile of oyster shell access road from the nearest paved road!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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We lived in a house that had maybe a 1/4 mile long driveway, shells.

Posted by: The oysters at March 20, 2019 09:49 PM (CDGwz)

400 Hey! We're near Athens, GA as well!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 20, 2019 09:49 PM (E3FAu)

401 Jane, we have 99% of that on hand already but I will email him about the size of the metal plate he wants, and one other thing.

Tons of Pecan wood on hand.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:49 PM (ykJQt)

402 I grew up in a house with a half mile of oyster shell access road from the nearest paved road!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 09:47 PM (f3oO4)

And I'll bet it lasted longer than the concrete drive we just had to partially replace. The old ways were/are the best. Down here, people are having oyster shell driveways put in at their new homes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:49 PM (ptqGC)

403 396 Well, I have a kind of embarrassing question. I've been on the turmeric for over a month now. Did you have any, how should I say... changes in bowel function? God.. I feel stupid asking in front of everyone.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (dUJdY

Yes. It makes things loosy goosy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:50 PM (07YWD)

404 >>>> He's known at least the broad strokes of what happened since the very start. If the Admiral Rogers theory is correct, and I think it is, since before the inauguration.
-----------------
>>>> God bless Admiral Rogers.
Posted by: free tibet at March 20, 2019 09:47 PM
~~~~~

Indeed. One of the noblest of heroes in this whole saga.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2019 09:50 PM (NtglE)

405 We lived in a house that had maybe a 1/4 mile long driveway, shells.
Posted by: The oysters at March 20, 2019 09:49 PM (CDGwz)

*takes notes*

Posted by: The walrus and/or the carpenter at March 20, 2019 09:50 PM (t+qrx)

406 403 396 Well, I have a kind of embarrassing question. I've been on the turmeric for over a month now. Did you have any, how should I say... changes in bowel function? God.. I feel stupid asking in front of everyone.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (dUJdY

Yes. It makes things loosy goosy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:50 PM (07YWD)

I've done the turmeric thing and haven't experienced any changes in ye olde bowels.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

407 396 Well, I have a kind of embarrassing question. I've been on the turmeric for over a month now. Did you have any, how should I say... changes in bowel function? God.. I feel stupid asking in front of everyone.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (dUJdY)

Well I sure as heck hope not! I'm drinking turmeric and ginger tea right now!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 09:51 PM (TdMsT)

408 Jane, we have 99% of that on hand already but I will email him about the size of the metal plate he wants, and one other thing.

Tons of Pecan wood on hand.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 09:49 PM (ykJQt)

He's waiting to hear from you. We fly/drive in the night before (and hopefully the D'oh Boy will be able to come).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)

409
Speaking of Fiercely Heterosexual, I think this video qualifies, but not ironically.

Band Maid - Thrill
(If nothing else, watch the bass solo at 2:22. Holy Shiite.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uds7g3M-4lQ

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2019 09:51 PM (eXA4G)

410 @395Mets don't so much have fans as they have conscripts who were hitched to that sad sack team by their fathers and grand fathers.

Posted by: John The Savage at March 20, 2019 09:52 PM (z4Akv)

411 turmeric side effects might be dose related
try taking less if you are getting tummy problems

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 20, 2019 09:52 PM (dm05u)

412 Well, I have a kind of embarrassing question. I've been on the turmeric
for over a month now. Did you have any, how should I say... changes in
bowel function? God.. I feel stupid asking in front of everyone.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (dUJdY

Gosh, not with me or anyone I know at all. Maybe cut back to one capsule per day? I've been on it for over five years now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:52 PM (ptqGC)

413 Just read some links from earlier today.

so the feds leak stuff to the media to get court orders and support dem political attacks. (eg, a FISA warrant)

and the dems leak stuff to the feds to sell the media on their attack stories. (see the real clear article about TDIP posted earlier)

and the media leaks stuff to other media to justify publishing dem attack BS (I am pretty sure they did this with the Steele fiction, but there are other examples.)

And after 2 years no one can find collusion.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2019 09:52 PM (LWu6U)

414 We lived in a house that had maybe a 1/4 mile long driveway, shells.
Posted by: The oysters at March 20, 2019 09:49 PM (CDGwz)

My grand-dad would get a barrel of oysters from North Carolina for Christmas.

All the good times are past and gone...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 09:53 PM (f3oO4)

415 Jane, do you suppose hubby would mind if a few dozen of those oysters were just eaten raw? I mean we can open them just fine. If we are sober.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 09:53 PM (qBNEP)

416 So, I have some ammo that is about 10 years old. I asked my BiL, who is a hunter "What is the shelf life?" He said "decades."
Buy more ammo. Don't waste it.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 09:53 PM (KOCKb)

417 Mets don't so much have fans as they have conscripts who were hitched to that sad sack team by their fathers and grand fathers.
Posted by: John The Savage at March 20, 2019 09:52 PM (z4Akv)
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I don't know. I think this one was lucky enough to be born a Red Sox fan but he turned.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2019 09:53 PM (aXucN)

418 Votermom I started taking what Jane is taking. Two a day. Maybe I should cut back? I really haven't noticed it helping with my pain either but it may take some more time. But yeah.. a little loosy goosy lol! And at strange times of the day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:53 PM (dUJdY)

419 Tumeric is the ingredient in a lot of Indian cuisine. (Dot, not feather).

So whatever happens to your gut when you eat Spicey Indian food is the same that happens with tumeric capsules.

I.e. diarrhea.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:54 PM (07YWD)

420 Morgan James of Post Modern Jukebox, referenced in 195, is incredible. Here's a video of her with PMJ singing Dream On. Incredible!!
https://bit.ly/2TT18tt

Posted by: jayhawkone at March 20, 2019 09:54 PM (ZD+J8)

421
Jane, do you suppose hubby would mind if a few dozen of those oysters
were just eaten raw? I mean we can open them just fine. If we are sober.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 09:53 PM (qBNEP)

Of course not!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:54 PM (ptqGC)

422 The road up to my Sister's and BiL's house is paved in shells. They live on the Eastern Shore of Virginia.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 09:54 PM (KOCKb)

423 Jane, I think I may cut it back. I was actually starting to worry something was wrong then it dawned on me tonight that this has been going on almost as long as I have been on it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:55 PM (dUJdY)

424 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 09:49 PM (ptqGC)

Jane, that oyster shell road wore like iron, and had been in use for years before they added a spur (at the end) to my Dad's place.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 09:56 PM (f3oO4)

425 >>I don't know. I think this one was lucky enough to be born a Red Sox fan but he turned.

I had my 6th birthday party at Shea Stadium with my name on the scoreboard and a Carvel ice cream cake. My first and all time favorite catchers mitt was a Jerry Grote autograph model.

I'm a lifer.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:56 PM (/tuJf)

426 I take half the recommendation on the bottle. Like two capsules a day. More than that causes the problems for me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:57 PM (07YWD)

427 I tend to get lost in Morgan James YouTube rabbit holes. She is amazing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2019 09:57 PM (XKgH2)

428 Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 09:54 PM (07YWD)

I enjoy curry and we eat it about 3 times a month and I've never noticed a problem. But a capsule of turmeric is different.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:57 PM (dUJdY)

429 We wouldn't know her. She's Canadian.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 20, 2019 09:57 PM (knKQ1)

430 I'm a lifer.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 09:56 PM (/tuJf)
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So there's no hope. I'm sorry.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2019 09:58 PM (aXucN)

431 The Navy took it in the shorts along with Africom over they Libyan debacle.

Posted by: Braenyard channeling Ben Steyn at March 20, 2019 09:58 PM (ePWRo)

432 Tumeric is the yellow stuff in curry. I have worse problems from cayenne.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 09:59 PM (KOCKb)

433 Meggy Mac can go sit back down in the recliner with her Costco 2 Dozen Bag of bagels and 10 lb tub of cream cheese and STFU.

Posted by: DBCooper at March 20, 2019 09:59 PM (bttOm)

434 God.. I feel stupid asking in front of everyone.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (dUJdY)

Dibs on the green ones.

Posted by: Beatoff at March 20, 2019 09:59 PM (t6MX/)

435 Maybe the Mets fan is just an east coast Twins fan? Altough the Twins have won two world series. At the 1991 game seven you could not hear your next seat neighbor and that was an hour before the game started. I have no idea how the players ever heard anything except noise. My ears hurt for a week.

Posted by: free tibet at March 20, 2019 10:00 PM (CL76w)

436 Meggy Mac has a "false conscienseness"

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 10:00 PM (KOCKb)

437 A GA Mome would be great- lots of us down here.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 20, 2019 10:01 PM (pN5Sw)

438 I can't say anything about being a fan of bad baseball teams.

Posted by: Puddleglum is a Pirates fan at March 20, 2019 10:02 PM (XKgH2)

439 Well, I would LOVE to see a MoMe in Missouri. Maybe I will put one together next year when I retire. Combination retirement party and MoMe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:02 PM (dUJdY)

440 Someone said oysters.

I distinctly heard someone say oysters.

Posted by: The Fiercely Oystersexual Miklos at March 20, 2019 10:02 PM (zCyNd)

441 Any MoMe is a great MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 10:02 PM (ykJQt)

442 Postmodern Jukebox will be here in August for an outdoor downtown music festival. Probably on stage about midnight. I'll have to make sure I don't drink too early!

Posted by: free tibet at March 20, 2019 10:03 PM (CL76w)

443
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2019 10:03 PM (mMec3)

444 In case you didn't know, tumeric is a poorly absorbed substance by itself. If you buy tumeric capsules that simply contain tumeric, you're not getting much benefit. It's like 3-5% by weight.

Buying tumeric with black pepper increases the absorption rate by 2000%.

So make sure you're supply is tumeric + pepper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:03 PM (07YWD)

445 I do get the feeling that between daywalkers and the night crew, there are indeed quite a few of us Georgians.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 20, 2019 10:03 PM (E3FAu)

446 Emperor Country Boy, shelf life? Dude I have shot PAPER shotgun shells that were from old GrandPappy Eromero. .22LR will last a damn long time if it's kept dry. And if you barter it for a can o spam you ...well there you go.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 09:45 PM (qBNEP)

Most excellent to know.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 20, 2019 10:04 PM (mNBCe)

447 Miklos, start making plans now so we can count you in.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2019 10:04 PM (ykJQt)

448 Jane D'Oh at 421- That's just great, because GOD intended for oysters to be eaten raw. A million raccoons (and this South Carolina native) read it in the Bible one time. I do eat them fried sometimes, though. Did I say that out loud? Carp.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 10:04 PM (qBNEP)

449 Nood ONT

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:04 PM (8wKjk)

450 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)

451 Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:03 PM (07YWD)

Yes, I take it with a peppercorn or two, as Jane recommended.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:05 PM (dUJdY)

452 Well, I have a kind of embarrassing question. I've been on the turmeric for over a month now. Did you have any, how should I say... changes in bowel function? God.. I feel stupid asking in front of everyone.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:48 PM (dUJdY)

Please continue this on the ONT.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 20, 2019 10:06 PM (mNBCe)

453 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:55 PM (dUJdY)

I have upped my intake to 1500 mg/day, but no noticeable side effects.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:08 PM (f3oO4)

454 I am in a line of work that reliably provides a very comfortable lifestyle. It is usually for men, but women do it too. Generally easy entry for those with blue collar ability. I would like to counsel other morons on how to enter the field. This would be an excellent way to get out of financial peril and put food on your table. It is very honorable work. I don't know how to connect with morons who need this counsel. I would like to maintain safe anonymity but still be able to connect with those in need.

Posted by: Next in line at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (xMXjh)

455 I would have thought Booker is "severely heterosexual" in the same way Mitt is severely conservative.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 20, 2019 10:57 PM (0V/8D)

456 David Horowitz or the Frontpage site says about Progressives something like"Inside each Progressives is a totalitarian screaming to get out." I think that is true about Booker, so his politics are really nasty. I understand the need for some gays people to stay in the closet, but when you're running for President in 2019 I think he's cowardly not to admit his sexual orientation. If he's not trustworthy about that, why would be he trustworthy about anything else?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 11:04 PM (AllCR)

457 Well you have to pry Greeks apart with a crow bar, right Spartacus?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 21, 2019 01:25 AM (nRj4F)

458 I prefer "flaming heterosexual Corey Booker"

Posted by: Steveanony at March 21, 2019 02:20 PM (jkHJY)

459 And her boobs, they felt like...like a bag of sand.

Posted by: CrustyB at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (ToSAM)

460 Wow, this piece of writing is pleasant, my sister is analyzing
these things, thus I am going to tell her.

Posted by: perfect female body at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (Irrai)

461 Cory Booker a lose screw a total mumbling nit-wit typical mouth and no mind and dumber then a stump

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 23, 2019 11:16 AM (FLiOE)

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