CNN's Ratings: This Is a Rotten Banana That No One Watches Except Emotional Support Animals Trapped In Airport Lounges

Looks like the All Trump All The Time sugar high is wearing off.

This chart from @roadmn is BRUTAL.

CNN is dying. pic.twitter.com/x43Ri5L8Zf
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) March 14, 2019

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:36 PM

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1 Heh

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 15, 2019 04:37 PM (J+mig)

2 Adjust the numbers for the Bulwerk crew...

Posted by: Inogame at March 15, 2019 04:38 PM (ySZHT)

3 I can't believe Maddow is #2

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 15, 2019 04:38 PM (kG5hP)

4 TIGHT!

Posted by: Max Power at March 15, 2019 04:38 PM (q177U)

5 Wow, that chart shows a severe polarizing.

Posted by: Orson at March 15, 2019 04:38 PM (UCh9M)

6 I called the others...

Posted by: Max Power at March 15, 2019 04:39 PM (q177U)

7 That sign should read CNN first, and puppet show last.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 15, 2019 04:39 PM (YslsA)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

9 I refuse to play the first n-th game.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 15, 2019 04:39 PM (xxAFD)

10 I hope it goes bankrupt.

Posted by: Someguy at March 15, 2019 04:39 PM (hJHKc)

11 Who the fuck is watching Rocky Maddow?

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

12 It couldn't be happening to a more deserving group of people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 15, 2019 04:40 PM (xfb67)

13 Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: CNN PR Team at March 15, 2019 04:40 PM (QLvwG)

14 Did anyone see the piece Tucker Carlson did about Chris Hayes bringing on the idiot from Media Matters? It was really good.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2019 04:40 PM (so+oy)

15 They need more Jim!!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 15, 2019 04:40 PM (nQHw/)

16 Hey. At least Don Lemon beats reruns of Don Lemon.

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

17 I can't believe Maddow is #2
Posted by: Jewells45

There are so many #2's to choose from nowadays

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2019 04:40 PM (8ikIW)

18 What does it take to get your show cancelled, or your host replaced on CNN?

I'm looking at you, Tater!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2019 04:40 PM (W+vEI)

19 This thread officially declared a sex-bot free zone.

(you may continue)

Posted by: Max Power at March 15, 2019 04:41 PM (q177U)

20 Shit is CNN.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 04:41 PM (LL1Be)

21 It's disturbing how much MSNBC's ratings have jumped in the age of Trump.

The delusional are growing.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2019 04:41 PM (MPuQT)

22 Paying off the kid suing your asses ought to just about finish you.
Die assholes. You are a scab on the face of information reporting.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 04:41 PM (C/oM9)

23 The school lunch menu on cable access got better ratings than PNN.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 04:41 PM (+/tGa)

24 a chilling effect on journolism!!!

Posted by: a tiki torch at March 15, 2019 04:41 PM (6rX0K)

25 Dude, this is TORTURE. TORTURE!

Posted by: Emotional support wombat stuck in airport at March 15, 2019 04:41 PM (RD7QR)

26 >>>Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: CNN PR Team at March 15, 2019 04:40 PM (QLvwG)

Super easy?

Posted by: Fox News at March 15, 2019 04:41 PM (q177U)

27 so would you say the walls are closing in on CNN?

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 15, 2019 04:42 PM (9AcAx)

28 "Who the fuck is watching Rocky Maddow?
Posted by: Sponge"

The entire Borough of Brooklyn but not much else.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 04:42 PM (OD2ni)

29 Are they really dying if they still have free cash flow?

Posted by: I like cookies at March 15, 2019 04:42 PM (xxAFD)

30 CNN will never go bankrupt. Any channel that can bribe its way onto the cable spectrum needs a lot to collapse. But it is illegitimate, and will wither under the kind of pressure a Trump Administration can put on them.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2019 04:42 PM (fPLS0)

31 #winning

Posted by: golfman at March 15, 2019 04:42 PM (OE84+)

32 Does Mr Maddow know xhes the Hannity of the left?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 15, 2019 04:42 PM (ymnmz)

33 the wheels are coming off

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 04:42 PM (LL1Be)

34 CNN being the basement of all cable news means that the liberals have REALLY lurched to the left. MSNBC is WAY far left of CNN and CNN isn't watched.

We're really in trouble in this country.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

35 Fox, you look lovely.

MSNBC, you look perfectly acceptable.

CNN... you're.... also here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko makes an obscure reference to a David Mitchell rant at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (Ct55T)

36 rachel madcow is number 2? I mean wtf?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (JUOKG)

37 11 Who the fuck is watching Rocky Maddow?
Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Lesbians and the gimps who love them, I guess.

Posted by: Emotional support wombat stuck in airport at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (RD7QR)

38 It's merely a flesh wound.

Posted by: CNN at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (yIBga)

39 Why would lesbians watch that nice looking young man in glasses.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (xfb67)

40 The Bulwark will soon be buying CNN for $1.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (QeEWv)

41 I'd like to see what bid rates they are getting for ad time.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (25Dt7)

42 My cheerleaders are dying!!!

Posted by: Little Lupe at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (vtcmf)

43 I've been trapped in the airport in front of a CNN screen with the sound off. There is no difference in the shows. They talk about Trump bad. Then they bring on a Trump bad expert.
Repeat

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (8ikIW)

44 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CNN IS SHUT OUT OF THE NEWS-VIEWING POLARIZATION EVEN THOUGH IT'S JUST AS PARTISAN AS MSNBC

Posted by: BEN ROHTLISBERGER at March 15, 2019 04:44 PM (786Ro)

45 29 Are they really dying if they still have free cash flow?

Exactly, and I'm beating a dead horse, but Trump has got to get his FCC to allow a la carte cable pricing.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 15, 2019 04:44 PM (kUmUV)

46 We've had worse. Have at you!

Posted by: CNN PR Team at March 15, 2019 04:44 PM (QLvwG)

47 What this tells me is that a maximum of 7 million people out of a population of 330 million watch cable news.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 15, 2019 04:44 PM (YslsA)

48 CNN is not a cable news channel, it's a deep state op.

Posted by: Max Power at March 15, 2019 04:44 PM (q177U)

49 CNN being the basement of all cable news means that
the liberals have REALLY lurched to the left. MSNBC is WAY far left of
CNN and CNN isn't watched.

We're really in trouble in this country.......

Posted by: Sponge
Polarization. Im glad Im on the side with all the guns.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2019 04:44 PM (25Dt7)

50 Walls are closing in.
Wheels are coming off.
Trump will be gone by July (2017).

Yeah, that's a great day-in-day-out message for a "news" channel.

Thing is, they always sucked and they're no longer the only game in town. They'll never go under, but I can't wait for the day a show on OANN beats one of CNN's. I'll drink some extra single-malt that day, I can tell you.

Posted by: DocJ at March 15, 2019 04:45 PM (NYS7S)

51
'Morning Joe' could probably help CNN's ratings by offing another intern or two.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 04:45 PM (jYje5)

52 Jeff Zucker won a "First Amendment Award" yesterday.

You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 04:45 PM (LL1Be)

53 We're really in trouble in this country.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

*******

Sponge,
That is an interesting take on it. I don't think you're wrong. I am also thinking a lot of people have just tuned out.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 04:45 PM (C/oM9)

54 Exactly, and I'm beating a dead horse, but Trump has got to get his FCC to allow a la carte cable pricing.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 15, 2019 04:44 PM (kUmUV)

Now that would be a case for Populism.

Posted by: golfman at March 15, 2019 04:45 PM (OE84+)

55 Polarization. Im glad Im on the side with all the guns.
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2019 04:44 PM (25Dt7)

#MeToo

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Shep is nearly at the kid's table, along with Cavuto and Perino. But what you cannot forget is that a ton of people, like me, regard Fox as cucky at best for hosting Shep. Their numbers could be much better, but they instead on using their stars to support trash. Not the other way around, when they keep Tucker and Pirro mostly on sufferance.

Fuck Fox News.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2019 04:45 PM (fPLS0)

57
WE'RE NUMBER THIRTY FIVE!!

Posted by: CNN at March 15, 2019 04:46 PM (TAmPV)

58 CNN has a higher calling than viewers or profits.

Posted by: WisRich at March 15, 2019 04:46 PM (G0vdT)

59 3 I can't believe Maddow is #2
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 15, 2019 04:38 PM (kG5hP)
____

They're determined to see it until the transition is complete because they want to find out which way it is going. Male to female, or female to male? Who can say?

But face it. Although I tend to be harsh about the state of our society, I find it encouraging that people still don't want to watch mental defectives publicly displayed for our amusement. We haven't sunk that low yet, as CNN's ratings prove.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2019 04:46 PM (VaN/j)

60 CNN's downfall should be a HBS case study.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 15, 2019 04:46 PM (m/Gc2)

61 Well when you at the bottom of the barrel there is only way to Go.

That said I wonder what the ratings are for Scoby Doo reruns on Cartoon Network.

Posted by: Piric at March 15, 2019 04:46 PM (nonGu)

62 PUPPET SHOW

and

cnn

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 04:46 PM (LL1Be)

63 Sponge,
That is an interesting take on it. I don't think you're wrong. I am also thinking a lot of people have just tuned out.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 04:45 PM (C/oM9)

I agree here as well. More and more people are dumping cable or TV altogether, but still.....those that watch, talk to friends. There are those that get their news via the grapevine too.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

64 CNN has a higher calling than viewers or profits.
Posted by: WisRich

Not the hill to die on

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (8ikIW)

65 Huh, wasn't SE Cupp just recently bragging that whatever CNN sh*tshow she's on regularly has double the viewers of the other cable networks?

Posted by: spindrift at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (sZRzw)

66 55 Polarization. Im glad Im on the side with all the guns.
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2019 04:44 PM (25Dt7)

#MeToo
Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)
____

Where did he touch you?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (VaN/j)

67 regard Fox as cucky at best for hosting Shep. Their numbers could be much better, but they instead on using their stars to support trash.

Fuck Fox News.
Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2019 04:45 PM (fPLS0)

Don't forget me!!!

Posted by: Dana Perino at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (OE84+)

68 let's hope a fast, painful death. Good riddance cnn.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (5uW9e)

69 11 Who the fuck is watching Rocky Maddow?
Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Based on my book group, lots of homos.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (y7DUB)

70 People who sit around watching idiots on the idiot box rant about yesterday's news want one thing, and one thing only:

Confirmation.

OK, two things:

Confirmation, and Righteous Indignation.

Fox and MSNBC have that shit on lock. CNN is still trying to pretend they're a "news" channel, so their efforts at red meat shitheadery (Cuomo, Lemon, etc.) ring false somehow. It's just a pale cargo-cult simulacrum of the eight-headed shouty-fest that the other two networks have perfected.

And if you want actual news, you go to the internet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (Ct55T)

71 How can that business model make any money?
They must be hemorrhaging cash at Epic Levels.Where is all that money coming from, not advertisers for sure?

Posted by: Paladin at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (GsJMP)

72 Ok, now do it without the airports....

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (cF8AT)

73 I've been trapped in the airport in front of a CNN screen with the sound off. There is no difference in the shows. They talk about Trump bad. Then they bring on a Trump bad expert.
Repeat
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (8ikIW)

******

That's why I carry little yellow sticky pads.
I write Liars. Or Bullsh*t on them and then slap them on the screen.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (C/oM9)

74 Steve Doocey > Anderson Cooper
Think about that.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 15, 2019 04:48 PM (ty7RM)

75 DNR

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 15, 2019 04:48 PM (hjaPQ)

76 CNN should have died a painful death when it was revealed they conspired with Saddam Hussein against the USA during a time of conflict. Of course 90% of their viewers wanted the USA to have mass casualties inflicted on it in order to prove their anti-war rhetoric.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 04:48 PM (bLhAC)

77 You are a scab on the face of information reporting.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 04:41 PM (C/oM9)

Then what the hell is WaPo and NYT?

Suppurating pustules on the bleeding hemorrhoid of Satan?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2019 04:48 PM (wYseH)

78 Brian Williams is just outside the top 10.

WTF, America?

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Huh, wasn't SE Cupp just recently bragging that whatever CNN sh*tshow she's on regularly has double the viewers of the other cable networks?
Posted by: spindrift at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (sZRzw)

Doctor's offices. Airports. Turnpike rest stops.

Plenty of "viewers". Nobody who has a choice of the programming, though

Posted by: DocJ at March 15, 2019 04:48 PM (NYS7S)

80 LOL at all the Rachel Maddow viewers watching every night hoping tonight is THE NIGHT Trump is going down.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 04:48 PM (BXMxN)

81 Don't forget me!!!

Posted by: Dana Perino at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (OE84+)

Eh, I assumed you were slurping Murdoch cock. So I understand and condone your 2 PM show.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2019 04:48 PM (fPLS0)

82 I don't understand how the hell MSNBC is doing even THAT well.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 15, 2019 04:49 PM (2shuf)

83 Can they make an announcement at all the airports for the passengers to watch their closest TV?

It would triple CNN's ratings.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2019 04:49 PM (sy5kK)

84 "Our viewers are out there ... but you can't reliably count people who have been sucked into a black hole." -- Don Banana or Apple or Lemon.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 15, 2019 04:49 PM (QeEWv)

85 Lawrence O'Donnell beats Bret Baier?! Da fuq?

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2019 04:49 PM (cF8AT)

86 Im glad Im on the side with all the guns.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2019 04:44 PM (25Dt7)

That does provide a certain sense of peace and security....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2019 04:49 PM (wYseH)

87 Save us, Scud Stud. You're our only hope!

Posted by: CNN PR Team at March 15, 2019 04:50 PM (QLvwG)

88 heh. mourning joe right there next to cooper and cuomo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 15, 2019 04:50 PM (r+sAi)

89
Exactly, and I'm beating a dead horse, but Trump has got to get his FCC to allow a la carte cable pricing.

Taint never going to happen. Never. Ever.

Cut the cable and give up on that fantasy. ESPN and Disney and CNN are so far up the ass of our elected representatives they're never going to vote in favor of legislation that cuts their graft.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 04:50 PM (jYje5)

90 Did someone say banana?

Posted by: Over 10 miles at March 15, 2019 04:50 PM (vtcmf)

91 Maddow may be #2 but Fox takes 7 out of the 10 top spots. They're all crap of course, Fox is just less crappy.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at March 15, 2019 04:50 PM (N3JsI)

92
Then what the hell is WaPo and NYT?

Suppurating pustules on the bleeding hemorrhoid of Satan?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2019 04:48 PM (wYseH)

*******

I could never be that lucid even after my 3rd been.
Well said sir!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 04:50 PM (C/oM9)

93 65 Huh, wasn't SE Cupp just recently bragging that whatever CNN sh*tshow she's on regularly has double the viewers of the other cable networks?
Posted by: spindrift at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (sZRzw)

2 x 2 = 4. Really, it's no longer about ratings anymore, they're just trying to build a stable of personable liars.

Posted by: Emotional support wombat stuck in airport at March 15, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)

94 65 Huh, wasn't SE Cupp just recently bragging that whatever CNN sh*tshow she's on regularly has double the viewers of the other cable networks?
Posted by: spindrift at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (sZRzw)
___

Math is hard.

And wearing glasses doesn't really help. Just ask Loopy.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2019 04:50 PM (VaN/j)

95 The black boxes are in France . Oh yeah that is a good idea. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (Y+V3r)

96 We are too Real news Mr. trump!

Posted by: CNN reporter at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (AJj50)

97 I woke a LONG time back--mayhap you'd best reread what I posted, about not knowing what form fulfilling my oath is going to take.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 15, 2019 04:43 PM (S/hVx)

I read it, sir. And I believe you'd hold to it.

My point stands about local activism. It ain't gonna hold off shit when the scum take over again, and they will. But if it makes the local activist types here all warm and fuzzy, have at it. Just keep your guns clean.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (j/h1f)

98 Suppurating pustules on the bleeding hemorrhoid of Satan?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2019 04:48 PM (wYseH)

Heeey, oh, woah there, chief.

Don't you go associating me with those shitheels.

I got standards, buddy.

Posted by: Satan at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (Ct55T)

99 I haven't watched the news in a decade. I read all my news .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (bLhAC)

100 How can that business model make any money?
They must be hemorrhaging cash at Epic Levels.Where is all that money coming from, not advertisers for sure?
Posted by: Paladin at March 15, 2019 04:47 PM (GsJMP)

Seems CNN gets $2.00 from every cable package.

ESPN gets $7.00 BTW.

Yet your point is still valid.

Posted by: Dana Perino at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (OE84+)

101 I assumed you were slurping Murdoch cock.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2019 04:48 PM (fPLS0)

...sad face...

Posted by: Jasper at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (wYseH)

102
Cut the cable and give up on that fantasy.
Do you get internet?

The cable ain't cut.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (LL1Be)

103 84�"Our viewers are out there ... but you can't reliably count people who have been sucked into a black hole." -- Don Banana or Apple or Lemon.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 15, 2019 04:49 PM (QeEWv)

That's a weird way to talk about your own ass, Don, but most gays would only watch CNN because you don't put on any other channel in your bedroom.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (fPLS0)

104 Dammit.

Posted by: golfman at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (OE84+)

105 CNN, why don't you have a seat over here with Alfred, Sidney, Jugdish, and Mohammed? Don't forget to help yourself to punch and cookies!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (gC2IV)

106 MSNBC is the stop for the rabid lefty Trump haters who tink CNN is too conservative and pro Trump.LOL

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (BXMxN)

107 Don't you go associating me with those shitheels.

I got standards, buddy.
Posted by: Satan at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (Ct55T)

That's RIGHT buddy!!!

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at March 15, 2019 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

108 what I'll do on their grave won't pass for flowers

Posted by: bored383 at March 15, 2019 04:52 PM (zJ4nO)

109 They don't seem to care.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 15, 2019 04:52 PM (xPl2J)

110 Tapper is getting tea bagged by pretty much everyone. I bet The Cartoon Network is crushing him.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2019 04:52 PM (/tuJf)

111 So Cuomo having the highest ratings on CNN is sort of like owning the biggest hotel in Bakersfield.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 15, 2019 04:53 PM (Mouru)

112 I hope it goes bankrupt.
==================
Hold my Red Bull and watch this...

Posted by: Nick Sandmann at March 15, 2019 04:53 PM (ty7RM)

113 People who sit around watching idiots on the idiot box rant about yesterday's news want one thing, and one thing only:

Confirmation.

OK, two things:

Confirmation, and Righteous Indignation.

And if you want actual news, you go to the internet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I have righteous indigestion. If I want news, I come to the HQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2019 04:53 PM (Mb5QW)

114 Hahahaha 'New Day'! Well done, Alison Camerota...well done.

Maybe try some new glasses...

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2019 04:53 PM (cF8AT)

115 HA HA!!!!

Posted by: Nelson Munz at March 15, 2019 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

116 The grounding of the 737 MAX has really hurt CNN.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2019 04:53 PM (Zo1XC)

117 That's RIGHT buddy!!!
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at March 15, 2019 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm not your buddy, pal!

Posted by: Satan at March 15, 2019 04:53 PM (Ct55T)

118 June 1, 1980, baby!

Posted by: Ted Turner at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (QLvwG)

119
Friday Document Drop happen yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (VO0ln)

120 Marsupial sockoff

Posted by: Emotional support wombat stuck in airport at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)

121 CNN, why don't you have a seat over here with Alfred, Sidney, Jugdish, and Mohammed? Don't forget to help yourself to punch and cookies!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (Mb5QW)

122 Wasn't the Scud Stud on NBC.CNN had the traitors reporting what Saddam wanted reported.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (BXMxN)

123 I'm not your buddy, pal!
Posted by: Satan at March 15, 2019 04:53 PM (Ct55T)

But I'M your Huckleberry!!!

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

124 DAMMIT. Marsupial sockoff!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)

125 Just heard a clip on Rush wherein some asshole trotted out the meme- more right wing terror attacks than anything else in the US.

Um, what are these attacks? I don't recall ever hearing about any of them. And I think that we would have....

I think they do this shit, in part, to enrage and piss people off, hoping for some kind of response.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (JcXHH)

126 That's RIGHT buddy!!!
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at March 15, 2019 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm not your buddy, pal!
Posted by: Satan at March 15, 2019 04:53 PM (Ct55T)

You two knock it off. I'm trying to watch the news.

Posted by: Polpot at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (C/oM9)

127 I would like to see a chart that included Fox Business just to know if they are beating CNN too.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (xPl2J)

128 So CNN ISN"T the best in the bidness, then? Has anyone mentioned this to tater?

Posted by: corn and beans at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (tkNkP)

129
Do you get internet?

The cable ain't cut.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM

ESPN, Disney, CNN get no per cent of my internet connection. Wanna try again?

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 04:55 PM (jYje5)

130 CNN, why don't you have a seat over here with Alfred, Sidney, Jugdish, and Mohammed? Don't forget to help yourself to punch and cookies!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (gC2IV)

That's funny.

Whenever we get invited to a wedding I tell my wife to make sure they don't have us sitting at the Mohammet Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton table.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 15, 2019 04:55 PM (Mouru)

131 I haven't watched the news in a decade. I read all my news .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (bLhAC)

I get my news from here.

and the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 15, 2019 04:55 PM (xPJvm)

132 CNN, why don't you have a seat over here with Alfred, Sidney, Jugdish, and Mohammed?
-----
Sorry, no room. Please move along.

Posted by: Alfred, Sidney, Jugdish and Mohammed at March 15, 2019 04:55 PM (Hx3Yn)

133 ESPN, Disney, CNN get no per cent of my internet connection. Wanna try again?

Sure.
The cable ain't cut.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 04:55 PM (LL1Be)

134 Well,there are more imaginary or hoax right wing attacks than any other kind....

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 04:55 PM (BXMxN)

135 Lawrence O'Donnell beats Bret Baier?! Da fuq?
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2019 04:49 PM (cF8AT)
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I still can't believe Rachel Maddow has more viewers than Tucker. How can so many people watch her? She's insufferable.

Posted by: bluebell at March 15, 2019 04:56 PM (/HDla)

136 I stopped watching TV news some time in Bush's second term.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 15, 2019 04:56 PM (xPl2J)

137 and the Babylon Bee.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 15, 2019 04:55 PM (xPJvm))

All the non-fiction fiction fit to print.

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at March 15, 2019 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

138 119
Friday Document Drop happen yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (VO0ln)

Practicing for St. Patrick's Day. Maybe next Friday.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 04:56 PM (RD7QR)

139 CNN will never go bankrupt. Any channel that can bribe its way onto the cable spectrum needs a lot to collapse. But it is illegitimate, and will wither under the kind of pressure a Trump Administration can put on them.
Posted by: trev006
..........
If our worthless eff'n Congress would ever pass mandatory unbundling, CNN would be gone in a year.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2019 04:56 PM (so+oy)

140 See, if this was me, and I owned CNN, I would start canning people's asses left and right.

Fucking Don lemon - he's got a fucking spot on the oldest cable news network in the world, and he's in 49th place? You are getting your ass whooped by Fox and Friends at 6AM in the morning? In any normal world you would fire all the "talent" on CNN, then fire the producers of this shit, then seek to lure a few successful people over from Fox.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 15, 2019 04:56 PM (AJj50)

141 Wasn't the Scud Stud on NBC.CNN had the traitors reporting what Saddam wanted reported.
Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM

Bbbuut they are journalists!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 04:56 PM (+/tGa)

142 Damnit.

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

143 CNN is not going to go bankrupt, for the same reason that the NYT and WaPo didn't.
They are the playthings of billionaires.

Posted by: navybrat is not a food item at March 15, 2019 04:56 PM (w7KSn)

144 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 15, 2019 04:57 PM (w45mR)

145 I like it when ace is really mean, like the post below this. It fills me with joy. and makes me laugh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 15, 2019 04:57 PM (9oE3U)

146 We need to put a little more water in that sinking boat.

If conservatives filed 'Lawfare-Style' claims, like Leftists did, they would go under pretty quick.

Maybe Judicial Watch could get the ball rolling with :

1.) Class action suits against cable companies for FORCING customers to support CNN in cable t.v. packages .

and

2.) " " against airports and hospitals who for subject travelers or patients to CNN propaganda on a loop.

Posted by: JDubb at March 15, 2019 04:57 PM (waM0p)

147 Fucking Don lemon - he's got a fucking spot on the oldest cable news
network in the world, and he's in 49th place? You are getting your ass
whooped by Fox and Friends at 6AM in the morning?

Black. Gay. Stupid.
HR can't touch him.

The New Rules...

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 04:57 PM (LL1Be)

148
John McCain (R)etarded/(D)eparted proposed 'a la carte' cable for about exactly one week before they got to that shady fvcker and he shut the hell up.

A la carte is pure fantasy. Cable is a gold mine for people who want to fvck you over.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 04:57 PM (jYje5)

149 Whenever we get invited to a wedding I tell my wife to make sure they don't have us sitting at the Mohammet Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton table.
Posted by: Cicero

That decides the cost of the wedding gift.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2019 04:58 PM (Mb5QW)

150 I always suspected CNN is paying places to put on their shit show

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 04:58 PM (BbGew)

151 So Rachel BSE is #2 ahead of the Only Show That Matters?

Posted by: JEM at March 15, 2019 04:58 PM (8erNz)

152 Everyone bitches about the writhing fistula of dipshittery that is "cable news", but the truth is, if you put a hard, down-the-line, news only, no opinion 24/7 channel on TV*, there's not a damned soul who would watch it.

(*If such a thing is even possible in this crooked ass world)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 15, 2019 04:58 PM (Ct55T)

153 125 Just heard a clip on Rush wherein some asshole trotted out the meme- more right wing terror attacks than anything else in the US.

Um, what are these attacks? I don't recall ever hearing about any of them. And I think that we would have....

I think they do this shit, in part, to enrage and piss people off, hoping for some kind of response.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (JcXHH)

A matter of definition, as usual. If the perpetrator of a bombing aimed at maiming his ex wife is anywhere to the right of Dick Durbin, it's a right-wing terrorist attack.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 04:58 PM (RD7QR)

154 On the bright side, it'll soon be the Covington News Network

Posted by: crisis du jour at March 15, 2019 04:58 PM (L8DUW)

155 Wasn't the Scud Stud on NBC.CNN had the traitors reporting what Saddam wanted reported.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (BXMxN)

That he (Arthur Kent) was. But! We need an old-timey outsider to step in and lead us out of the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: CNN PR Team at March 15, 2019 04:58 PM (QLvwG)

156 Didn't SPLC call the Orlando nightclub shootings right wing because yhey were anti gay?

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 04:59 PM (BXMxN)

157 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

BANANAS!!!@

Just kinda sorta following your lead

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 04:59 PM (uSoVh)

158 Heart of stone, etc.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 15, 2019 04:59 PM (GbPPJ)

159 I still can't believe Rachel Maddow has more viewers than Tucker. How can so many people watch her? She's insufferable.

Posted by: bluebell at March 15, 2019 04:56 PM (/HDla)

To be fair, so is Hannity.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 15, 2019 04:59 PM (xPl2J)

160 Worst thing about air travel: TSA. But you can at least buy Pre-Check.

Second worst thing: CNN.

Posted by: Dude at March 15, 2019 04:59 PM (jvQ5d)

161 Holy cats. CNN's New Day?!? Lol. No wonder Alysin Camerota and that concerned guy she shares a desk with look like hostages.

Ha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 04:59 PM (ptqGC)

162 Just heard a clip on Rush wherein some asshole trotted out the meme- more right wing terror attacks than anything else in the US.

Um, what are these attacks? I don't recall ever hearing about any of them. And I think that we would have....

Don't worry. Pissant Leftist agitators like Joooosie Smollett are working on it

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 15, 2019 05:00 PM (Mouru)

163 I like the guy, I really do...but how in the hell does anyone watch Hannity for an hour? He makes a basic point for the first 5 minutes, then spends the next 55 minutes repeating it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 15, 2019 05:01 PM (ty7RM)

164 130
CNN, why don't you have a seat over here with Alfred, Sidney,
Jugdish, and Mohammed? Don't forget to help yourself to punch and
cookies!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2019 04:51 PM (gC2IV)

That's funny.

Whenever we get invited to a wedding I tell my wife to make sure
they don't have us sitting at the Mohammet Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton
table.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 15, 2019 04:55 PM (Mouru)

Please don't let us sit with your retard lib family. Can we eat by ourselves in the kitchen? Better yet. 'lets just send a nice present.'

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 15, 2019 05:01 PM (9oE3U)

165 Again,the people watching Maddow are th3 diehards who truly believe that on any given night Maddow is going to reveal the evidence that DESTROYS Trump.That is her niche,that is MSNBC's niche.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 05:01 PM (BXMxN)

166 36th out of 52.

For those of you in Rio Linda, that puts Anderson Vanderbilt firmly in the bottom third of cable news puppets.

Even if you grade on curve, that's a solid "F."

For that abysmal performance, CNN pays him $4m.

By contrast, Tucker Carlson, who is #3 in the entire game, with an ass-kicking 3m+ viewers, is paid $7m by Fox.

How do you square that circle?

Jeff Zucker is a Jewish dude, in the media business, in NYC.

You'd think he'd know a fuckin' accountant by now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:01 PM (AzW6q)

167 Talk about bad screen writing idea...

Episode 10 Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka.

Looks like the bad guys are going to win with General Tabira about to be crushed.

Magical Girl Rapture gets there just in time to see this, yells "you bastard!" and episode ends with everyone standing and glaring at each other.

Completely kills the scene.

If Rapture is yelling and charging, oh my goodness would the suspense have been ratcheted up a few notches.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2019 05:01 PM (flYJ+)

168 >>What this tells me is that a maximum of 7 million people out of a population of 330 million watch cable news.

Yeah.
The thing about these ratings (and ratings for any show, not just cable news) is that nowadays, a lot of this is not watched live, but later on-demand, or maybe just key excerpts that have been pasted on YouTube, facebook, tweeted out, etc.

For example, I've seen recent clips of Tucker's show opening monologues, but I haven't watched his show - so I bet more that his nightly viewing audience #s have seen *parts* of his shows. How do they measure that stuff, I wonder. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2019 05:01 PM (W+vEI)

169 You would think after two years of "This is it, we got Trump now" they would learn its all Leftist propaganda.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 05:01 PM (BbGew)

170 147 Fucking Don lemon - he's got a fucking spot on the oldest cable news
network in the world, and he's in 49th place? You are getting your ass
whooped by Fox and Friends at 6AM in the morning?

Black. Gay. Stupid.
HR can't touch him.

The New Rules...
Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 04:57 PM (LL1Be)

Could CNN prove Lemon isn't a gay sexbot?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 15, 2019 05:01 PM (JgA4k)

171 When I was in college, my buddy and I were hired to drive a u-haul of furniture to Atlanta from Louisiana for a local news girl that was just hired at the first 24 hour news channel.

Bitch claimed we damaged her furniture after we returned to Louisiana. I've hated CNN personnel since its inception.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 05:02 PM (bLhAC)

172 Did we identify which one of you registered cuckshed.com?

Honestly, own up to it now, the penalties will be less severe

Posted by: FBI, Aunt Becky Division at March 15, 2019 05:02 PM (8erNz)

173
You're all looking at it wrong.

For instance, at 9pm a million more idiots are watching both
cnn and msnbc than Hannity on Fox.

If you combine both Fake News channels, they beat semi-fake Fox News in every time slot.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 05:02 PM (VO0ln)

174 To be fair, so is Hannity.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 15, 2019 04:59 PM (xPl2J)
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Point taken. But at least he has interesting guests. I think. I don't know. I don't even have cable.

Just ignore me. I'm babbling.

Posted by: bluebell at March 15, 2019 05:02 PM (/HDla)

175 I enjoy the thought of them being disappointed night after noght(remember the tax rturns?LOL)and dying depressed like the geezers waiting for the Mueller report.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 05:02 PM (BXMxN)

176 I just heard yesterday that Don Lemon is pronounced "Don Le-MON."

Man, that's teh ghey.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 15, 2019 05:02 PM (hjaPQ)

177 Just heard a clip on Rush wherein some asshole trotted out the meme- more right wing terror attacks than anything else in the US.

Um, what are these attacks? I don't recall ever hearing about any of them. And I think that we would have....

*******

When one of my students say something that stupid I tell them to pull out their computer. They got five minutes to footnote that comment. 5 points. If they can't, minus 5 points.
Amazing how that shut off the declarative stupid statements.

Posted by: Polpot at March 15, 2019 05:03 PM (C/oM9)

178 They could improve if they got Katee to do the show shirtless.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 15, 2019 05:03 PM (M+Lyo)

179 The average viewership is about 780,000.
The population of Columbus Ohio is ~780,000.
Rush has 15,000,000 listeners every week. So... Yeah.

So, yeah, CNN is not doing well. I expect some more changes to come based on some restructuring that was recently announced. Potentially a LOT of restructuring.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at March 15, 2019 05:03 PM (LDV7V)

180 Just ignore me. I'm babbling.
Posted by: bluebell at March 15, 2019 05:02 PM (/HDla)

Babble away Bluebell. It's Friday!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 05:04 PM (C/oM9)

181 What this tells me is that a maximum of 7 million people out of a population of 330 million watch cable news.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Bingo.

If you look at ratings instead of viewers, and if you include non-news cable programming, news shows often don't even make the top 10.

Networks and more importantly their advertisers don't care about total viewers as much as they care about demographic groups. And in general they don't care about demo groups over age 50. Guess which demo group Hannity does best with?

http://www.showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-
wednesday-cable-originals-network-finals-3-13-2019.html

Ranked by the 18-49 Demo, the one favored by advertisers because Nielsen decided it was important many decades ago. On that night Hannity had more viewers than any show on cable. Yet in the ratings that matter to the industry Hannity was only 12th place. Even Univision did better than Fox or MSNBC. Maddow came in 21st.

Posted by: Hands at March 15, 2019 05:04 PM (786Ro)

182 175 I enjoy the thought of them being disappointed night after noght(remember the tax rturns?LOL)and dying depressed like the geezers waiting for the Mueller report.
Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 05:02 PM (BXMxN)

Maddow will come.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR)

183 ain't this about a damn shame?

#GetWokeGoBroke!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2019 05:04 PM (rf8q9)

184 The post-Sandman reconstruction of CNN just might be pudding cup glorious.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2019 05:04 PM (flYJ+)

185 Posted by: FBI, Aunt Becky Division
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LMAO at this nic

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 15, 2019 05:04 PM (JcXHH)

186 Hasn't the CEO of CNN expressed vague political ambitions? Maby he can trot these numbers out to demonstrate how seamlessly he would transition into the role of an anioted dim.

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 05:05 PM (uSoVh)

187 That's RIGHT buddy!!!

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at March 15, 2019 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm not your buddy, pal!

Posted by: Satan at March 15, 2019 04:53 PM (Ct55T)

You two knock it off. I'm trying to watch the news.

Posted by: Polpot at March 15, 2019 04:54 PM (C/oM9)

People, PEOPLE! Enough bickering, we've got important work to do.

Posted by: Ocrazio at March 15, 2019 05:05 PM (xxAFD)

188 Babble away Bluebell. It's Friday!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 05:04 PM (C/oM9)
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It certainly is. And how are you doing, my friend?

Posted by: bluebell at March 15, 2019 05:05 PM (/HDla)

189 NZ shooter manifesto, says he wanted to inspire a war in America, where they try to take our guns (partly as a result of his action) ... and "we" finally fight back and stop them. He gave up on NZ.

On Trump policy and leadership he says "hell no", but he likes part of America First I guess, but he saw it more as uniting white people I guess.

He's not sure if he is Christian, but thinks Christians should fight since they are being fought against. He says "Ask yourself, what would Pope Urban II do?"

Gateway Pundit has a link to the pdf, so the 75 pages can be searched. I searched gun, Trump, Christian ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2019 05:05 PM (Cus5s)

190 Just ignore me. I'm babbling.
Posted by: bluebell at March 15, 2019 05:02 PM (/HDla)

Did you say something?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 15, 2019 05:05 PM (j/h1f)

191 Harriet and Blah Blah Nyborg love CNN, talking to sales people and writing bad checks.

You should see how they are living....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2019 05:05 PM (Z+IKu)

192 Meanwhile the left is pulling their hair out and screaming at the sky "Why in New Zealand!?" as they try to make hay against Trump with it.It's another good day folks.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 05:05 PM (BXMxN)

193 Maddow will come.
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So ripe for exploitation....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 15, 2019 05:05 PM (JcXHH)

194 Apparently the New Hotness is that Mueller was only ever going to protect Trump and that it's the NY AG who will truly get the answers!

That Trump is not Treason Satan is unpossible.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 15, 2019 05:06 PM (GbPPJ)

195 I can't believe Maddow is #2

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 15, 2019 04:38 PM (kG5hP)

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if you think about it, it's appropriate: shit talent, shit show, of course she's #2.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2019 05:06 PM (rf8q9)

196 CNN is getting pretty selective with their appeal.

Posted by: OCBill at March 15, 2019 05:06 PM (df+Zi)

197 Posted by: FBI, Aunt Becky Division

That's not funny.

Posted by: Martha Stewart's Probation Officer at March 15, 2019 05:06 PM (LL1Be)

198 I just heard yesterday that Don Lemon is pronounced "Don Le-MON."
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Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

Posted by: Harry Belafonte's toupee at March 15, 2019 05:06 PM (Hx3Yn)

199 Holy crow.

Rush Limbaugh is worth $600m+ by the end of 2019.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:06 PM (AzW6q)

200 185 Posted by: FBI, Aunt Becky Division
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LMAO at this nic

So you are acknowledging that you're responsible for cuckshed.com?

Director French and Admiral Kristol will be very displeased.

Posted by: FBI, Aunt Becky Division at March 15, 2019 05:07 PM (8erNz)

201 >> Just heard a clip on Rush wherein some asshole trotted out the meme- more right wing terror attacks than anything else in the US.

We have been known to Pounce!

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:07 PM (GpV8E)

202 Again,the people watching Maddow are th3 diehards who truly believe that on any given night Maddow is going to reveal the evidence that DESTROYS Trump.
======================
I guess these are the same people who watch The Mystery of Oak Island?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 15, 2019 05:07 PM (ty7RM)

203 Maddow will come.

And a million soi-bois just passed out from bleeding noses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2019 05:07 PM (flYJ+)

204 MSNBC's ratings are up because the left is so "traumatized" that they need to escape to an echo chamber that tells them what they want to hear which is basically, "Trump is getting impeached and thrown out of office next week and Nancy Pelosi will run the country until we win in 2020" every week, and Jon Stewart and Colbert aren't on Comedy Central anymore.

CNN's stubborn insistence that they aren't biased in any way turns away the only people that would watch them. In essence, the only people that know how truly left-wing CNN is are conservatives.

Posted by: chimnap at March 15, 2019 05:07 PM (gJAok)

205 I can't believe Maddow is #2

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 15, 2019 04:38 PM (kG5hP)

Drudge seems to be a big fan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

206 CNN was only half way Interesting when they had Crossfire, the point -counterpoint show.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 05:08 PM (bLhAC)

207 198
I just heard yesterday that Don Lemon is pronounced "Don Le-MON."

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Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet

But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat.

Posted by: Harry Belafonte's toupee at March 15, 2019 05:06 PM (Hx3Yn)

I'll take a bite!!

Posted by: Shep! at March 15, 2019 05:08 PM (9oE3U)

208 Transgender Fonzie is number 2!

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2019 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

209 It must really stick in Fake Yapper's craw that he's getting ass-pounded by the likes of Shep Smith.

Getting ass-pounded by a good Fox host like Tucker is one thing. Getting ass-pounded by Shep is quite another.

Shep, on the other hand, is all about the ass-pounding. To him, it's all good. Unless it has a vagina.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 05:08 PM (0OWcv)

210 I can't believe Maddow is #2

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 15, 2019 04:38 PM (kG5hP)

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if you think about it, it's appropriate: shit talent, shit show, of course she's #2.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2019 05:06 PM (rf8q9)

That's my girl! I founded and promoted her, ya know.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 15, 2019 05:09 PM (QLvwG)

211 205 I can't believe Maddow is #2

Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis affects a significant number of people.

Posted by: FBI, Aunt Becky Division at March 15, 2019 05:09 PM (8erNz)

212 11 Who the fuck is watching Rocky Maddow?
Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

My sister, my SIL and BIL, and my other SI and her dildo.

Posted by: Caliban at March 15, 2019 05:09 PM (QE8X6)

213 This is an apple.

This is a banana.

CNN is a durian that's been rotting in a dumpster for a month. And somebody cored it and took a diarrhea shit in it.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 15, 2019 05:09 PM (oaH65)

214 The thing about these ratings (and ratings for any show, not just cable news) is that nowadays, a lot of this is not watched live, but later on-demand, or maybe just key excerpts that have been pasted on YouTube, facebook, tweeted out, etc.

For example, I've seen recent clips of Tucker's show opening monologues, but I haven't watched his show - so I bet more that his nightly viewing audience #s have seen *parts* of his shows. How do they measure that stuff, I wonder. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2019 05:01 PM

That's another good point. IIRC, Nielsen measures Live + Same Day, Live + 2 (days ), Live + 3, Live +7, to account for DVR and TiVo viewings.

Posted by: Hands at March 15, 2019 05:09 PM (786Ro)

215 The only funny thing I ever heard MeAgain say, was a snarky comment to Joe Scarborough when he came on her show to hawk a book he wrote that no one bought.

As she was closing she said, "Well, go back to your show and its five viewers." He looked.....displeased.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:09 PM (ptqGC)

216 Just heard a clip on Rush wherein some asshole trotted out the meme- more right wing terror attacks than anything else in the US.

--

And yet people feel perfectly comfortable saying that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 15, 2019 05:09 PM (xyung)

217 202 There is crossover..

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 05:10 PM (BXMxN)

218 My sister, my SIL and BIL, and my other SI and her dildo.

And of those, the dildo is the one with the higher IQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2019 05:10 PM (flYJ+)

219 One of these days, the Four from the Five are going to stomp on the Wun, Juan Williams' prone corpse just to make the headaches stop.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:10 PM (LL1Be)

220 > Maddow will come.

Only if she gets one of those industrial vibrators used to remove the voids from poured concrete.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 05:10 PM (0OWcv)

221 "In essence, the only people that know how truly left-wing CNN is are conservatives."
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I had a lefty boss who swore CNN was the only straight news on cable. Yeah, she wasn't too bright.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 15, 2019 05:10 PM (hjaPQ)

222 Hah! CNN is for fags!

Posted by: Fritz at March 15, 2019 05:10 PM (LuPts)

223 Holy crow.

Rush Limbaugh is worth $600m+ by the end of 2019.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:06 PM (AzW6q)

Kylie Jenner (Kardashian) is worth one billion dollars. Ain't capitalism great.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 05:10 PM (bLhAC)

224

My tab says "CNN' Rat"

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 05:10 PM (VO0ln)

225 and my other SI and her dildo.

Posted by: Caliban at March 15, 2019 05:09 PM (QE8X6)

Dammit Caliban. thats good cawfee on my screen.

Posted by: Shep! at March 15, 2019 05:10 PM (9oE3U)

226 CNN Tonight w/ D. Lemon

Needs moar Toppik!

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2019 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

227 Off shep!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 15, 2019 05:11 PM (9oE3U)

228 21 It's disturbing how much MSNBC's ratings have jumped in the age of Trump.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 15, 2019 04:41 PM (MPuQT)

Jump? Jump? I don't see any jump.

Posted by: Steven Colbert at March 15, 2019 05:11 PM (QE8X6)

229 In homage to CNN being willing partners with Saddam, I hope their ratings keep getting fed to the shredder.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2019 05:11 PM (flYJ+)

230 CNN is a durian that's been rotting in a dumpster for a month. And somebody cored it and took a diarrhea shit in it.
----
And sprayed it with Corpse Flower perfume.

Posted by: A. Botanist at March 15, 2019 05:11 PM (Hx3Yn)

231 Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC
1h
Question:
How can President Trump be accused of 'going around Congress' using a statute.........passed by Congress?

Posted by: AOCD at March 15, 2019 05:11 PM (BqBId)

232 Good Lindsey is very good.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 05:12 PM (BXMxN)

233 212 11 Who the fuck is watching Rocky Maddow?
Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

My sister, my SIL and BIL, and my other SI and her dildo.
Posted by: Caliban at March 15, 2019 05:09 PM (QE8X6)

Now I have this image of all of them sitting down together at Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 05:12 PM (RD7QR)

234 Again,the people watching Maddow are th3 diehards who truly believe that on any given night Maddow is going to reveal the evidence that DESTROYS Trump.
======================
I guess these are the same people who watch The Mystery of Oak Island?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 15, 2019 05:07 PM (ty7RM)

Again I must point out my Club 85 coworkers and say yes, this is EXACTLY what they're waiting for. For the rest of their sad, pathetic lives they will be waiting.

I think it's time for a.....

B double E

Double R

U N

beer run!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 15, 2019 05:12 PM (j/h1f)

235 Wait a minute... does Heidi know about Shep there Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2019 05:12 PM (flYJ+)

236 Kylie Jenner (Kardashian) is worth one billion dollars. Ain't capitalism great.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 05:10 PM (bLhAC)

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True dat. But then, all entertainers make more than news people.

For a news personality without independent wealth, $600m is astounding. I think Hannity, up at the top of that list, is worth around a third of that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

237 If our worthless eff'n Congress would ever pass mandatory unbundling, CNN would be gone in a year.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2019 04:56 PM (so+oy)

The FCC isn't run by Congress. And Trump doing things that monopolies hate but the populists love?

Easy money.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2019 05:13 PM (fPLS0)

238 Question: How can President Trump be accused of 'going around Congress' using a statute.....passed by Congress?

Because...reasons!

Posted by: Wicker, Rubio, Portman,Collins,Murkowski, Blount,Alexander,Toomey,Romney, Paul,Moran,Lee at March 15, 2019 05:13 PM (LL1Be)

239 235
Wait a minute... does Heidi know about Shep there Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2019 05:12 PM (flYJ+)

What happens in the thread stays in the thread. unless Heidi shows up, the 'ettes narc on me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 15, 2019 05:14 PM (9oE3U)

240 Rush Limbaugh is worth $600m+ by the end of 2019.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:06 PM

Hmmmm. Get his file.

Posted by: SDNY at March 15, 2019 05:14 PM (786Ro)

241 Good Lindsey is very good.
Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 05:12 PM (BXMxN)

We are not giving Pod!Lindsay back.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 15, 2019 05:14 PM (GbPPJ)

242 >>Question: How can President Trump be accused of 'going around Congress' using a statute.....passed by Congress?

Come on people...

That's why he needed Putin's help!

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:14 PM (GpV8E)

243 Ha,NYC chased Rush out of NY and than gloated about it.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 05:14 PM (BXMxN)

244 Funny hearing all the libs getting their panties in a twist over the college admission scandal. Yes Loughlin etc. are fuckheads. But colleges have been deciding for years through quotas to ignore the merit of a student applicant and handing admittance out based, not on the content of your character and or GPA etc. but the color of your skin. It's different when they do it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 05:15 PM (+/tGa)

245 *ponders*

Meuller is the Man from La Mancha

The Media is Sancho Panza.

And yet the Trump Windmill is still triumphant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2019 05:15 PM (flYJ+)

246 238 And the reason is...OrangeManBad

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 05:15 PM (BXMxN)

247 It's getting worse!

Posted by: Fritz at March 15, 2019 05:15 PM (LuPts)

248 I am a banana. I am an apple. I am an Asian pear. I am every fruit.

Posted by: Alissa Milano at March 15, 2019 05:15 PM (786Ro)

249 Nice,Lindsey, but your a week late.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2019 05:15 PM (c4Ead)

250 What about iPod Lindsay?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2019 05:16 PM (flYJ+)

251 Beto is the Brooklyn bbq of candidates.

-Tons of hype

-Kinda depressing

-Wasn't good enough for Texas

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2019 05:16 PM (Mb5QW)

252 The FCC isn't run by Congress. And Trump doing things that monopolies hate but the populists love?

Easy money.

Posted by: trev006

Trump appointees following what Trump directs? That'll be the day.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 15, 2019 05:16 PM (AM1GF)

253 Here is an actual uplifting story from Newsbusters today. NBC's Richard Engel has a disabled little boy, and if there was ever a case to be made for every life having value, this is one:

https://tinyurl.com/yyy96amw

I'm actually surprised NBC did the story.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

254 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

I guess you could call him a news person but I would have to categorize Rush as an entertainer. Radio personality . But I understand what you're saying. He's more than a news reader but I will never understand the news readers million dollar salaries.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 05:16 PM (bLhAC)

255 > Who the fuck is watching Rocky Maddow?

Bill Kristol.

Bill Kristol's wife.

The rest of the Bullcuck Crew and their wives.

Javier, the illegal alien they imported to do a job that they can't do, i.e., have sex with their wives.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 05:16 PM (0OWcv)

256 How can President Trump be accused of 'going around Congress' using a statute.........passed by Congress?

Posted by: AOCD at March 15, 2019 05:11 PM (BqBId)

It would help if he had a muslim middle name, and wasn't married to a woman.

Posted by: Ocrazio at March 15, 2019 05:16 PM (xxAFD)

257
'Good Lindsey' is like finding out a friend is gay and not giving a fvck.

'Bad Lindsey' with a side order of McCain was pretty damn insufferable.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 05:17 PM (jYje5)

258 Mincing ponce on FOX says that "we will not show you the video" but "we have watched in the interest of accurate reporting".

Thank goodness we have these brilliant elites interpreting these events for us stupid-brains.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:17 PM (LL1Be)

259 When one of my students say something that stupid I tell them to pull out their computer. They got five minutes to footnote that comment. 5 points. If they can't, minus 5 points.
Amazing how that shut off the declarative stupid statements.
Posted by: Polpot at March 15, 2019 05:03 PM (C/oM9)

This one I will remember.

I told a lib one time they were gonna make a couple in Oregon bake a cake. The lib shook their head.

Broke out my phone.

Posted by: golfman at March 15, 2019 05:18 PM (OE84+)

260 The Left is watching cable news more than ever because they feel a pressing psychological need to sit around and watch people complain about Trump and reinforce what good people they all are. And MSNBC does a better job of advertising to these people that that is just what they are going to do. They're worried that they might hear someone on CNN reporting on the news instead of bashing Trump and hinting that he'll be kicked out of office in a few weeks 24/7.

Posted by: chimnap at March 15, 2019 05:18 PM (gJAok)

261 I have told the story as a young teenager actually filled out a log of watched programs 2 seasons for tv ratings, but assume now they know what you have on and do it remotely, and if so lots of these places having CNN on would count heavily.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 05:18 PM (BbGew)

262 Mincing ponce on FOX says that "we will not show you the video" but "we have watched in the interest of accurate reporting".

Did he tell us again that the killer did what he did because TRUMP? Because he's done that several times today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

263 > 'Bad Lindsey' with a side order of McCain was pretty damn insufferable.

I just can't shake the belief that:

1) McCain got turned when he was in the Hanoi Hilton, and worked against the interests of this country ever afterward.
2) McCain had dirt on a lot of other people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 05:19 PM (0OWcv)

264 >>That's another good point. IIRC, Nielsen measures Live + Same Day, Live + 2 (days ), Live + 3, Live +7, to account for DVR and TiVo viewings.

Oh, thanks! Good to know they're getting some on the non-live viewership in there.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2019 05:19 PM (W+vEI)

265 I saw All The Time Sugar High open for The Sugar Hill Gang at MSG in '81

Posted by: Hands at March 15, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)

266 Bill Kristol.

Bill Kristol's wife.

The rest of the Bullcuck Crew and their wives.

Javier, the illegal alien they imported to do a job that they can't do, i.e., have sex with their wives.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 05:16 PM (0OWcv)

You forgot the Wine Club.

Posted by: golfman at March 15, 2019 05:20 PM (OE84+)

267 EASY PEASY LEMON CUOMO OLD CHIXS SQUEEZY.....

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2019 05:20 PM (5IHGB)

268 >> I saw All The Time Sugar High open for The Sugar Hill Gang at MSG in '81

I skipped that show to see Saccharine Trust at CBGBs!

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:21 PM (GpV8E)

269 I will never understand the news readers million dollar salaries.

Is there any place lazy and worthless imbeciles can make more money than reading the news?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 15, 2019 05:21 PM (JgA4k)

270 EM AIRPORT MOOFIE FIDDY HO......

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2019 05:21 PM (5IHGB)

271 OT: with respect to Bernie's head wound, has anyone checked to see if Harry Reid's exercise equipment was anywhere in the vicinity?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 05:21 PM (0OWcv)

272 The Meuller report is coming and everyone knows it will be a complete rejection of the lunatic conspiracy mongering on CNN so why watch any more? They need another conspiracy which is why the NYAG is trying to get Trump's bank records and the House is trying to investigate Trump's tax records.

Almost all those CNN people have spouses or family working for the Democrats in government; CNN needs the ratings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

273 >>Is there any place lazy and worthless imbeciles can make more money than reading the news?

youtube?

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:21 PM (GpV8E)

274 Is there any place lazy and worthless imbeciles can make more money than reading the news?

Congress

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2019 05:22 PM (flYJ+)

275 Oh, thanks! Good to know they're getting some on the non-live viewership in there.

Chicago cemeteries have their own satellite dishes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 15, 2019 05:22 PM (jZ5wd)

276 What baffles me is how many people watch Rachel Maddow. Seriously? She keeps being stupidly and humiliatingly wrong and dull.

But I guess Hannity does too and people keep watching him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+)

277 CNN only seen in airports by people waiting on planes. 0.001 ratings.

Posted by: Constantine XI at March 15, 2019 05:22 PM (yiAMj)

278 Almost all those CNN people have spouses or family working for the Democrats in government; CNN needs the ratings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

Tapper's wife is an executive with Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

279 >>>Who the fuck is watching Rocky Maddow?<<<

It's the go-to program in the cuckshed waiting area.

Posted by: Fritz at March 15, 2019 05:22 PM (LuPts)

280 WE ALL FOADDY TRUMP STAMP WEARERS

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2019 05:23 PM (5IHGB)

281 OT: with respect to Bernie's head wound, has anyone checked to see if Harry Reid's exercise equipment was anywhere in the vicinity?
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Head wound? Was someone trying to beat some sense into him?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 15, 2019 05:23 PM (Hx3Yn)

282 It's funny. Jesse Watters started out a goofy, slacker kid and has really matured into an eloquent voice of conservatism.

Sean Hannity started out as a goofy, slacker kid and has matured into a much older, louder and monotonous goofy slacker kid.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:23 PM (LL1Be)

283 >> I guess Hannity does too and people keep watching him.

Tick - Tock

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:23 PM (GpV8E)

284 @GeorgePapa19

The day I meet Mifsud in Rome in March 2016, Peter Strzok is texting Lisa Page: "our guy is now talking."

In April 2016 the same day Mifsud is emailing me, Strzok texts Page: "now we have switched from the patriot act to a wire carrying current."

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2019 05:23 PM (/tuJf)

285 Is there any place lazy and worthless imbeciles can make more money than reading the news?

pronhub?

Posted by: Hands at March 15, 2019 05:23 PM (786Ro)

286 > Is there any place lazy and worthless imbeciles can make more money than reading the news?

You rang?

"Activism" took me from running a low-rent junk mail operation to a life of luxury.

Because there is nothing dumber and easier to fleece than a rich commie.

Posted by: Morris Dees at March 15, 2019 05:23 PM (0OWcv)

287 Mincing ponce on FOX says that "we will not show you the video" but "we have watched in the interest of accurate reporting".
=====

It would be unconstitutional for anyone other than a member of the press to see it.

Posted by: Chrissy Cuomo at March 15, 2019 05:24 PM (JcXHH)

288 Let us take a moment and reflect that - whatever else is going on - we are still lucky to be living in a country where ammunition is delivered right to our door.

God Bless America.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 15, 2019 05:24 PM (cfSRQ)

289
Evening falls* and so must I.

* Rene Magritte

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 05:24 PM (jYje5)

290 The rich commies like Styner (or whatever his fuckin' name is) pour boukoo money into CNN get a say in what is broadcast. Cut his cash flow. Think any CNN libtard will work for 15 bucks an hour?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 15, 2019 05:24 PM (3H9h1)

291 Where are all the Rachael Maddow clips from her apparently fantastic show? I don't even hear that skag's name at all, much less see her anywhere......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 15, 2019 05:24 PM (jjaLl)

292 wow.

" I can just imagine if a Muslim did something like this"

Juan Williams just said that.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:25 PM (LL1Be)

293 JEEBUS. Juan just now, sez imagine how upset people would be if a muslim had killed a bunch of Americans.

WHAT THE HELL WAS 9/11, JUAN???!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

294 There must be some problem with that chart. SpongeBob isn't ahead of CNN in position #35

Posted by: andycanuck at March 15, 2019 05:25 PM (Dh1wo)

295 Oh boy, looked up at the clock it's 2:14. Mrs. Sockmonkey always asks about my day and what I did. I always strive for honesty. Works best and she is keenly observant when demonstratable evidence of work is nowhere to be found. If I disappear for awhile it may be because she and children had a forced intervention. Hasta la vista, I hope and aggarre el dia mi amigos

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 05:25 PM (uSoVh)

296 TAPPERS KARTOONS PLANNED FULL TERM PICS

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2019 05:25 PM (5IHGB)

297 Speaking of filthy dickbags, newly-released court documents prove McCain lied his ass off when he said he didn't shop the pee dossier to the media.

https://tinyurl.com/yy92tcws

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 15, 2019 05:25 PM (hjaPQ)

298 I can't see Maddow without laughing at Ace's description of her as 'An Animatronic Cashew'.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:25 PM (GpV8E)

299 @284
"@GeorgePapa19

The day I meet Mifsud in Rome in March 2016, Peter Strzok is texting Lisa Page: "our guy is now talking."

In April 2016 the same day Mifsud is emailing me, Strzok texts Page: "now we have switched from the patriot act to a wire carrying current."

Just curious. If a conspiracy to overthrow the government of the United States is treason, just what constitutes the "government of the United States." Surely not the Executive branch, no?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 15, 2019 05:26 PM (jlX7q)

300 I'm trapped in an airport lounge and Don Lemonhead is on the TV. Please Help me, or kill me now. I'd stab my own eyes out but my little hamster hands won't reach that far.

Posted by: Emotional Support Hamster at March 15, 2019 05:26 PM (cCxiu)

301 Juan is so dumb that attackig him is like kicking a puppy for peeing on the floor.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 05:26 PM (BXMxN)

302 > youtube?

I wonder if Fake Yapper has considered doing YouTube videos of him firing bottle rockets out of his asshole, pounding on a hive of killer bees with a baseball bat, or taking "selfies" with large carnivorous wild animals?

Can't be any less degrading that what he does.

Then again, this is the guy who knows what Bill Clinton's dick tastes like second-hand.

Posted by: Morris Dees at March 15, 2019 05:26 PM (0OWcv)

303 What the ever loving hell does Juan think 9/11, Ft. Hood, Boston Marathon, etc. etc. etc. were?

I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

304 Only thing I could think was reading occasionally Jihad Watch and Muzzy atrocities monthly not a pep is ever heard from the media about them.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 05:27 PM (BbGew)

305 I wonder if AOC understands that grounding all flights will destroy both CNN and likely USA Today, with all its related Hotel contracts?

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at March 15, 2019 05:27 PM (YpRda)

306 Actually just looked it up quickly.
Seditious conspiracy, not treason. My bad.
But seriously, just what act against what branch of the government qualifies?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 15, 2019 05:27 PM (jlX7q)

307 Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 15, 2019 05:24 PM (cfSRQ)

Amen.

The ammo is self perpetuating.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 05:27 PM (bLhAC)

308 My husband just came home and said, "Well, it's nice Juan is wearing a green tie for St. Patrick's day."

I replied, "Yeah, he's as Irish as Obama."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

309 I don't know Juan...let's hop in the Time Machine and Dial it WAAAAY Back to last week and ask 20 -30 dead Pakistanis?

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:28 PM (GpV8E)

310 ATLANTA FISH FOADY FI DEAD SMELLY

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2019 05:28 PM (5IHGB)

311
Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:25 PM (LL1Be)

I can just hear his voice "I don't think you can compare..."

Posted by: I like cookies at March 15, 2019 05:28 PM (xxAFD)

312 Posted by: Emotional Support Hamster at March 15, 2019 05:26 PM (cCxiu) I have a zapper on my keychain and can turn off any television! $20.

Posted by: House Music All Night Long at March 15, 2019 05:28 PM (vtd+q)

313 I'm confused about one of our commenters. A new MUMR?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

314 Tapper's wife is an executive with Planned Parenthood.

Yeah its a grotesque caricature of the old English system with lords and nobility in an intertwined, incestuous control of everything.

Juan just now, sez imagine how upset people would be if a muslim had killed a bunch of Americans.

...again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:29 PM (39g3+)

315 JEEBUS. Juan just now, sez imagine how upset people would be if a muslim had killed a bunch of Americans.

WHAT THE HELL WAS 9/11, JUAN???!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

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What about the Pulse Nightclub?

I remember what happened - the FBI made a point of leaving his wife/accomplice alone.

Oh, and it was the "right wing's" fault.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 15, 2019 05:30 PM (cfSRQ)

316 I'm confused about one of our commenters. A new MUMR?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

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Nah. saf ain't new. Just... strange. I presume he's speaking in some kind of code. I haven't deciphered it yet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

317 I guess Juan is on the talking points digest Dem newsletter.
Bloviating about all " Deh WITE NATIONALISM UP IN HEAH".

Dude. The shooter was an enviro-wacko Commie nutjob. Practically a Green New Deal supporting BernieBro.

But you only see "white".

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:30 PM (LL1Be)

318 I'd say CNN is circling the drain but it would be an insult to shit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 15, 2019 05:30 PM (4e+hS)

319 Muslim Couple shoots up a Christmas Party in California?

Juan is jacking off in the corner and mumbling about backlash and shit.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:31 PM (GpV8E)

320 A certain muzzie is sitting in a military jail cell after slaughtering U. S. soldiers at Ft. Hood.

I still don't understand why he hasn't been fast tracked to a noose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

321 Cuomo, Anderson and (good god) Lemon are running CNN.

Those guys can do ANYTHING they want to.

Bet at least one of them has a dungeon button. Put in by network electricians.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 15, 2019 05:31 PM (XEtO0)

322 "Well, it's nice Juan is wearing a green tie for St. Patrick's day."

I replied, "Yeah, he's as Irish as Obama."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

Yup! And as Hispanic as Beto!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 15, 2019 05:31 PM (jjaLl)

323 Jesse Watters started out a goofy, slacker kid and has really matured into an eloquent voice of conservatism.

Love how Mr. Eloquent keeps calling Lori Loughlin "Lara Low-lin"

I think he's confusing her with Lara Logan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 15, 2019 05:31 PM (4AeKb)

324 You can rearrange the letters Don Lemon's last name and still come up with a fruit.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

325 JEEBUS. Juan just now, sez imagine how upset people would be if a muslim had killed a bunch of Americans.

WHAT THE HELL WAS 9/11, JUAN???!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh

9-11, San Bernardino, Ft. Hood, Boston Marathon, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2019 05:31 PM (Mb5QW)

326 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 15, 2019 05:32 PM (1XAal)

327 271 OT: with respect to Bernie's head wound, has anyone checked to see if Harry Reid's exercise equipment was anywhere in the vicinity?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 05:21 PM (0OWcv)

Bernie was close. I could feel it...

Posted by: Commando Exercise Band at March 15, 2019 05:32 PM (RD7QR)

328 JUAN is the most overpaid NUMBNUTS.......and will continue to play out ...till tha juice stops payin'.

Buy a nice place in Baltimore CHAAWAAN not that you would deign to leave the BELT-WAY MADAMS...wack _ a Way.

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2019 05:32 PM (5IHGB)

329 316
Nah. saf ain't new. Just... strange. I presume he's speaking in some kind of code. I haven't deciphered it yet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

It's surrealist blog commenting, near as I can tell.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2019 05:32 PM (xjiRE)

330 Let us take a moment and reflect that - whatever
else is going on - we are still lucky to be living in a country where
ammunition is delivered right to our door.

God Bless America.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 15, 2019 05:24 P

Unless you live in the People's Democratic Republic of Massachusetts, where apparently no one ships directly to your door, because Massachusetts.

*kicks rock*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2019 05:32 PM (p+Wdc)

331 Jesse Watters started out a goofy, slacker kid and has really matured into an eloquent voice of conservatism.

--------

I can't put my finger on what it is, but something about Watters strikes me as very untrustworthy. I wouldn't leave him alone with my silver flatware.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:32 PM (AzW6q)

332 "303
What the ever loving hell does Juan think 9/11, Ft. Hood, Boston Marathon, etc. etc. etc. were?

I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)"
...
Let's not forget Mumbai, Nairobi, Paris, Madrid, Beslan, and some others I embarrassingly enough can't remember right now.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 15, 2019 05:33 PM (eAshZ)

333 Love how Mr. Eloquent keeps calling Lori Loughlin "Lara Low-lin"

I think he's confusing her with Lara Logan.

I think everyday is a struggle for a young, horny dude up to his eyeballs in FOX poon.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:33 PM (LL1Be)

334 Pulse night club

Posted by: Yo! at March 15, 2019 05:33 PM (1XAal)

335 The GOP promises that CNN is too big to fail and they will be bailed out as soon as they regain the house!

Posted by: Inogame at March 15, 2019 05:33 PM (piF1+)

336 I think that's gonna become my new go to when debating liberals.

I'm just gonna throw in the random dismissal of their views with no real points of debate by saying "You just watch too much Rachel Maddow, try turning it off and reading some time."

It will save me a lot of wasted time and it will fun to slip it in before they say I watch too much Fox News.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 15, 2019 05:34 PM (dyjaU)

337 Marines gunned down in Chattanooga.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

338 ==I just heard yesterday that Don Lemon is pronounced "Don Le-MON." ==

When he was a reporter on local network tee vee in Chicago he pronounced it Lemon.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 15, 2019 05:34 PM (tkNkP)

339 Recruits killed at recruiting centers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

340 Waters is divorced because banged his female producer

Posted by: Yo! at March 15, 2019 05:34 PM (1XAal)

341 Let us take a moment and reflect that - whatever else is going on - we are still lucky to be living in a country where ammunition is delivered right to our door.

God Bless America.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 15, 2019 05:24 PM (cfSRQ)

Not in Commiefornia any more.

Save your brass

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 15, 2019 05:35 PM (M+Lyo)

342 Marines gunned down in Chattanooga.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

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What?!?!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:35 PM (AzW6q)

343 Mumbai - 166

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:35 PM (LL1Be)

344 Shush ..it's Friday PM Juan is laying some mat in the best comped restaurants to prepare his Sunday Sermon.

how sad our bad for feeding these slime....

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2019 05:35 PM (5IHGB)

345 I just heard yesterday that Don Lemon is pronounced "Don Le-MON." ==

When he was a reporter on local network tee vee in Chicago he pronounced it Lemon.
Posted by: corn and beans at March 15, 2019 05:34 PM (tkNkP)

It's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove."

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 15, 2019 05:35 PM (xPJvm)

346 It makes perfect sense that Maddow is near the top in the ratings. Her show is the go-to for those liberals who expect Trump to be gone TONIGHT.

Her ratings were actually in trouble UNTIL Trump won--same with Colbert--so PDT has been the reason for her success.

I also think that some people weirdly respect MSNBC for being totally upfront about their Bolshevikism. Unlike CNN, they don't pretend to be "moderate."
Which is why NO ONE watches CNN.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 05:35 PM (NFEMn)

347 324 You can rearrange the letters Don Lemon's last name and still come up with a fruit.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

melon nod

no meld on

loon meld

Posted by: Commando Exercise Band at March 15, 2019 05:36 PM (RD7QR)

348 Juan just now, sez imagine how upset people would be if a muslim had killed a bunch of Americans.

Imagine how Juan would be upset and saying "not all Muslims are terrorists". Imagine how Juan would be upset and saying Muslims fear backlash.

Posted by: Hands at March 15, 2019 05:36 PM (786Ro)

349 231 Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC
1h
Question:
How can President Trump be accused of 'going around Congress' using a statute.........passed by Congress?

What's more, how is using his Constitutional power to veto 'dictatorial?'

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at March 15, 2019 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

350 Marines gunned down in Chattanooga.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

------

What?!?!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:35 PM (AzW6q)

Sorry. Bringing up past Muzz attacks to refresh Juan's memory.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

351 >>@GeorgePapa19

The day I meet Mifsud in Rome in March 2016, Peter Strzok is texting Lisa Page: "our guy is now talking."

In April 2016 the same day Mifsud is emailing me, Strzok texts Page: "now we have switched from the patriot act to a wire carrying current."
- - -

So this shows they were monitoring Trump campaign - using foreign intelligence assets to infiltrate the campaign - in March, months before they got the FISA warrant?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2019 05:36 PM (W+vEI)

352 >>Waters is divorced because banged his female producer

Did he have to? I mean...it's possible she was so hot he had no choice.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:36 PM (GpV8E)

353 >>The day I meet Mifsud in Rome in March 2016, Peter Strzok is texting Lisa Page: "our guy is now talking."

According to the Obama FBI, the counterintelligence operation on Trump, Crossfire Hurricane, started on July 31, 2016. How is it possible they were tapping Papadopoulos in March 2016?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2019 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

354

I still want an emotional support supermodel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 15, 2019 05:36 PM (HaL55)

355 Christians celebrating Christmas at a party: gunned down by Muslim. Remember that one? Where they let the wife just leave the country and opened up the house for the press the next day because clearly there was no evidence to collect?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:37 PM (39g3+)

356 Someone should have told Juan we don't have to imagine because nothing happened after ....a b c d e f and so on.

But I bet they all just sat on their hands. Hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 05:37 PM (bLhAC)

357 What's hilarious about this is that the guy that runs CNN, Jeff Zucker, was promoted to Chairman of one of Warner's new media companies in addition to CNN. The left rewards failure. It's as sure as the sun rising setting every day.

Posted by: Locke Common at March 15, 2019 05:37 PM (MMxDK)

358 loon meld
Posted by: Commando Exercise Band at March 15, 2019 05:36 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++++
Is this when a Vulcan tries to meld with a CNN on-air personality and goes mad in the process?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2019 05:37 PM (I2dne)

359 Marines gunned down in Chattanooga.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

------

What?!?!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:35 PM (AzW6q)

In 2015?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 05:37 PM (NFEMn)

360 Government bailout! Too big to fail!

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 15, 2019 05:37 PM (H8QX8)

361 Waters is divorced because banged his female producer

Easy to believe. Surprised it wasn't one of the Legs on the Couch crew.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (LL1Be)

362 My doctors office switched to endless nature programming. I have noticed many other places switching to DiY programming.

In fact the only place I have watched CNN recently is in the waiting area for getting my truck inspected.

I made a point of saying I wanted to find a place away from the TV to read my book and the next time I went the inspection place had a DiY show on and a place to read in peace.

Posted by: Big V at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (sN665)

363 So will the next muz attack be revenge foe New Zealand?

Posted by: Yo! at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (1XAal)

364
Trump appointees following what Trump directs? That'll be the day.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 15, 2019 05:16 PM (AM1GF)

True, the Justice Department is full of Uniparty shitheels. And the State Department. And the EPA.

Hmm. Forgot where I was going with this. Oh right! Ajit Pai at the FCC held to abolishing Net Neutrality, at considerable personal expense. I think he'd play ball.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (Dij39)

365 Geez.. did anyone call Juan out on his stupid statement? Or did they just sit there like a bunch of imbeciles?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (dUJdY)

366
JEEBUS. Juan just now, sez imagine how upset people would be if a muslim had killed a bunch of Americans.

Imagine if two muslims shot up a Christmas party in San Bernardino

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (TAmPV)

367 >>Waters is divorced because banged his female producer

Did he have to? I mean...it's possible she was so hot he had no choice.
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:36 PM (GpV8E)

Depends on your taste. She is kinda Jersey Shore looking

"Emma DiGiovine"

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (M+Lyo)

368 They were tapping Papa D while he was tapping Simona Mangiante?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Hands at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (786Ro)

369 >>I can't put my finger on what it is, but something about Watters strikes me as very untrustworthy. I wouldn't leave him alone with my silver flatware

Got caught cheating on his wife w/a co-worker within the past year, IIRC.

What is it with these media people who can't keep it in their pants? Geez.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (W+vEI)

370 >>So this shows they were monitoring Trump campaign - using foreign intelligence assets to infiltrate the campaign - in March, months before they got the FISA warrant?

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (/tuJf)

371 Is this when a Vulcan tries to meld with a CNN on-air personality and goes mad in the process?

As long as he does this with the personality's head

https://youtu.be/ZM7C0GLclJk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:39 PM (39g3+)

372 >> Surprised it wasn't one of the Legs on the Couch crew.

I made them sit there and watch.

*Smacks Producer on Ass*

Who's World Is It!?

Posted by: Jessie Waters at March 15, 2019 05:39 PM (GpV8E)

373 Let's not forget Mumbai, Nairobi, Paris, Madrid, Beslan, and some others I embarrassingly enough can't remember right now.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 15, 2019 05:33 PM (eAshZ

The Bali bombing and shooting

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 05:39 PM (bLhAC)

374 A Fiat Arbol parked in front of me in a grocery store parking lot this week. To my dismay the driver was a dorky looking guy.

I was expecting an Italian supermodel.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 15, 2019 05:39 PM (JgA4k)

375 Geez.. did anyone call Juan out on his stupid statement? Or did they just sit there like a bunch of imbeciles?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (dUJdY)

*points at second choice*

'Twould be my guess.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 15, 2019 05:39 PM (xPJvm)

376 Geez.. did anyone call Juan out on his stupid statement? Or did they just sit there like a bunch of imbeciles?

In fairness, the silence may have been due to the jaw-dropping shock.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:39 PM (LL1Be)

377
Tapper's wife is an executive with Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

Tapper: "what's for dinner, hon?"

"kidney pie!"

Posted by: Jake Tapper's wife at March 15, 2019 05:39 PM (sy5kK)

378 >>Depends on your taste.

Then that's a Negative.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:39 PM (GpV8E)

379 358 loon meld
Posted by: Commando Exercise Band at March 15, 2019 05:36 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++++
Is this when a Vulcan tries to meld with a CNN on-air personality and goes mad in the process?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2019 05:37 PM (I2dne)

No, it's when I try to do this sort of thing in my head late on a Friday. (Too man L's.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 05:39 PM (RD7QR)

380 Nah. saf ain't new. Just... strange. I presume he's speaking in some kind of code. I haven't deciphered it yet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

It's surrealist blog commenting, near as I can tell.
Posted by: rickl

It's no Spurwing Plover, that's for sure.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 15, 2019 05:39 PM (AM1GF)

381 So will the next muz attack be revenge foe New Zealand?
Posted by: Yo! at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM

Nah. They're still working on revenge for losing Al Andalus.

Posted by: Hands at March 15, 2019 05:40 PM (786Ro)

382 You'd have to be rain man to cite all the Muslim Terror attacks world wide. Luckily there is the internet.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 05:40 PM (bLhAC)

383 Sad.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2019 05:40 PM (R3cOb)

384 So will the next muz attack be revenge foe New Zealand?

Posted by: Yo! at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (1XAal)

They're still pissed about Andalusia. Give them some more time to work their way through the centuries of grievances.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 15, 2019 05:40 PM (xxAFD)

385 So will the next muz attack be revenge foe New Zealand?

They attempted pre-revenge with missiles against Tel Aviv yesterday.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:41 PM (LL1Be)

386 I replied, "Yeah, he's as Irish as Obama."
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They're after me lucky charms!!!

Posted by: beta o'rourke at March 15, 2019 05:41 PM (Dh1wo)

387 Bernie Sanders is an old, bumbling shitkicker!

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 15, 2019 05:41 PM (LuPts)

388 So this shows they were monitoring Trump campaign - using foreign intelligence assets to infiltrate the campaign - in March, months before they got the FISA warrant?

Yep.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (/tuJf)

Hmm. Why were they so afraid of a stupid, orange-tanned "game show host" with multiple marriages and bankruptcies under his belt---who had NO chance to beat Hillary?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 05:42 PM (NFEMn)

389 >>According to the Obama FBI, the counterintelligence operation on Trump, Crossfire Hurricane, started on July 31, 2016. How is it possible they were tapping Papadopoulos in March 2016?

Yes, that!!
Now we need to know what other campaigns were compromised, surveilled by the FBI. Trump didn't get the nomination until July. IIRC, Trump has tweeted about Cruz being watched, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2019 05:42 PM (W+vEI)

390 We really should be careful about trying to assign a motive to those shootings.

I fear a backlash against otherwise peaceful white supremacists.

Posted by: Lefty Logic at March 15, 2019 05:42 PM (dyjaU)

391 >>They attempted pre-revenge with missiles against Tel Aviv yesterday.

That's why NGU is buying anti-missile technology for his Office.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:42 PM (GpV8E)

392 382 You'd have to be rain man to cite all the Muslim Terror attacks world wide. Luckily there is the internet.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 05:40 PM (bLhAC)

All the cat ladies tell me that it's the religion of peace!

Posted by: model_1066 at March 15, 2019 05:42 PM (tnY1M)

393 ==I just heard yesterday that Don Lemon is pronounced "Don Le-MON." ==
......

Lee-MO? Silent "N"?
What a douchebag in need of a buttplug.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2019 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

394 Trump didn't get the nomination until July. IIRC, Trump has tweeted about Cruz being watched, too?

I'm sure every one of the Republican candidates was being surveilled and investigated. Even guys like Perry who didn't last long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:43 PM (39g3+)

395
What is it with these media people who can't keep it in their pants? Geez.

The issue here is not pussy. The issue here is monkey.

Posted by: Dave Garroway at March 15, 2019 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

396 DON 'N ELMO

furry news!

Posted by: Hands at March 15, 2019 05:43 PM (786Ro)

397 Well, if a Jersey girl, kinda like finding a apple pie on your car dash one day and not knowing how it got there so you eat it.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 05:44 PM (BbGew)

398 Why was the FBI monitoring DJT when Hillary was supposed to win by 15 percent?

65-35

??

Posted by: Yo! at March 15, 2019 05:44 PM (1XAal)

399 Don LeMans

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 15, 2019 05:44 PM (hjaPQ)

400 370 >>So this shows they were monitoring Trump campaign - using foreign intelligence assets to infiltrate the campaign - in March, months before they got the FISA warrant?

Yep.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2019 05:38 PM (/tuJf)

But there has to be somebody in the Department of Justice that isn't hopelessly compromised, or still believes their oath, to arrest these criminals.

Sadly, there appears to be nobody that fits that description in the AG's office.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2019 05:44 PM (sy5kK)

401 BREAKING WOLF BUNKER NEWS: old guy admits to wondering why TAPPER's resting face reeks of LE-Mons?

Mueller to investigate

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2019 05:44 PM (5IHGB)

402
I can't put my finger on what it is, but something about Watters strikes me as very untrustworthy. I wouldn't leave him alone with my silver flatware.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:32 PM (AzW6q)

----------

Well, he is an Eagles fan. Philly, not the band.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2019 05:44 PM (gC2IV)

403 Juan just now, sez imagine how upset people would be if a muslim had killed a bunch of Americans.
=====

Imagine if a news commentator had once intimated he didn't feel comfortable on a plane with Muslims.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 15, 2019 05:45 PM (JcXHH)

404 I'm sure every one of the Republican candidates was being surveilled and investigated. Even guys like Perry who didn't last long.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Please tap.

Posted by: Jeb! at March 15, 2019 05:45 PM (786Ro)

405 The issue here is not pussy. The issue here is monkey.
Posted by: Dave Garroway at March 15, 2019 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

Excellent movie.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 15, 2019 05:45 PM (t+qrx)

406 Lon Demon

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 05:45 PM (+/tGa)

407

Hmm. Why were they so afraid of a stupid, orange-tanned "game show
host" with multiple marriages and bankruptcies under his belt---who had
NO chance to beat Hillary?

I wouldn't be surprised if Her Heinous and TFG started an investigation of every GOP candidate as SOP. Now, if that info were to leak out, whoo boy, would nothing ever be done about that, either!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 15, 2019 05:45 PM (HaL55)

408 393 ==I just heard yesterday that Don Lemon is pronounced "Don Le-MON." ==
......

Lee-MO? Silent "N"?
What a douchebag in need of a buttplug.
Posted by: wth at March 15, 2019 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

If he corrected me, I'd say "Whatever, Leroy"

Posted by: model_1066 at March 15, 2019 05:45 PM (tnY1M)

409 Watters strikes me as very untrustworthy. I wouldn't leave him alone with my silver flatware.
Silverware? Safe.

Female friends and relatives? Not so much.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:46 PM (LL1Be)

410 Rachel Maddow us #2...wow..must be all the crazy lefties here in CA.

Posted by: IC at March 15, 2019 05:46 PM (a0IVu)

411 I'm sure every one of the Republican candidates was being surveilled and investigated. Even guys like Perry who didn't last long.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:43 PM (39g3+)

Yup....except for Jeb!

There was nothing to surveil....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2019 05:46 PM (Z+IKu)

412 Never heard of a SILENT "N"....

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2019 05:46 PM (5IHGB)

413 I can't put my finger on what it is, but something about Watters strikes me as very untrustworthy. I wouldn't leave him alone with my silver flatware.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 05:32 PM (AzW6q)

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That, and he's always mugging for the camera. He likes looking at him self in the monitor.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 05:46 PM (NFEMn)

414 Why were they so afraid of a stupid, orange-tanned "game show host" with multiple marriages and bankruptcies under his belt---who had NO chance to beat Hillary?

Power and control. Nixonian paranoia as well. Its hilarious to watch the people who thought Nixon was the worst person ever defend and worship Obama who was ten times the power abusing maniac.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:46 PM (39g3+)

415 >>Yup....except for Jeb!

Please Tap

Posted by: Jeb Bush at March 15, 2019 05:46 PM (GpV8E)

416 CNN is a jobs program for homosexuals.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 15, 2019 05:47 PM (4ErVI)

417 >>I can't put my finger on what it is, but something about Watters strikes me as very untrustworthy.

It's the popped shirt collar.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:47 PM (GpV8E)

418 Geez.. did anyone call Juan out on his stupid statement? Or did they just sit there like a bunch of imbeciles?

In fairness, the silence may have been due to the jaw-dropping shock.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:39 PM (LL1Be)

Check the previous post.

There's your answer.

Or as DrewM calls it...

Temperamental Conservatism.

Posted by: golfman at March 15, 2019 05:47 PM (OE84+)

419 >>I'm sure every one of the Republican candidates was being surveilled and investigated.

Which election? Who says this started in 2016?

Old guys rule.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-SFgkVlno

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2019 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

420 Beto's Dog

@dog_betos 6h

Up to almost 800 followers. If I get to a thousand, Consuela says she'll go out for dog treats.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 05:48 PM (Hk+Y0)

421 Don Leon.

He added the M so people would think he had a last name.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 15, 2019 05:48 PM (hjaPQ)

422 Why was the UN ambassador looking at counter intelligence?

On Americans!!!

Posted by: Yo! at March 15, 2019 05:48 PM (1XAal)

423 Noodle men

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 05:48 PM (NFEMn)

424 Lisa Boothe has a prognathous jaw. That's right, that's the word for it.

Posted by: pep at March 15, 2019 05:48 PM (T6t7i)

425 30 CNN will never go bankrupt. Any channel that can bribe its way onto the cable spectrum needs a lot to collapse. But it is illegitimate, and will wither under the kind of pressure a Trump Administration can put on them.
Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2019 04:42 PM (fPLS0)

Who says that CNN's prime revenue source is TV ads? Did anyone check Jeff Zucker's family, or Jake Tapper's family, for sudden infusions of wealth?

Graft is flexible.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

426 On the knob training.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 15, 2019 05:48 PM (Dh1wo)

427
What is it with these media people who can't keep it in their pants? Geez.
Posted by: Lizzy

The extreme outgoing personality type.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2019 05:49 PM (aKsyK)

428 I just heard yesterday that Don Lemon is pronounced "Don Le-MON." ==

So they can't even do Lemon.

Why should we believe them when they say apple?

Posted by: golfman at March 15, 2019 05:49 PM (OE84+)

429 'Sup?

Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2019 05:49 PM (MVjcR)

430 418
Geez.. did anyone call Juan out on his stupid statement?

I'm afraid I'm going to need more information.

Posted by: pep at March 15, 2019 05:49 PM (T6t7i)

431 >>What is it with these media people who can't keep it in their pants?

In my defense, buttons just can't hold me back.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:49 PM (GpV8E)

432 There were three things they were surveiling on the Perry campaign.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2019 05:50 PM (gC2IV)

433 416 CNN is a jobs program for homosexuals.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 15, 2019 05:47 PM (4ErVI)
........

I've always wondered why there was so many of them. It's like a gaggle of homos.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2019 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

434 Hey, Weasel.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 15, 2019 05:50 PM (t+qrx)

435 Who the fuck watches mad cow?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2019 05:50 PM (O2RFr)

436 What is it with these media people who can't keep it in their pants?

In my defense, buttons just can't hold me back.
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2019 05:49 PM (GpV8E)

At least they're not getting fired then re-hired after tweeting about peeing on 3 YO's.

Posted by: golfman at March 15, 2019 05:51 PM (OE84+)

437 Also, eat more mushrooms.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 05:51 PM (Hk+Y0)

438 424 Lisa Boothe has a prognathous jaw. That's right, that's the word for it.
Posted by: pep at March 15, 2019 05:48 PM (T6t7i)

She also smiles too much. One day she's going to boil a bunny and break out a knife, all while smiling hugely.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 05:51 PM (RD7QR)

439 Power and control. Nixonian paranoia as well. Its hilarious to watch the people who thought Nixon was the worst person ever defend and worship Obama who was ten times the power abusing maniac.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:46 PM (39g3+)

That's yet one more "narrative" that the MSM has to keep alive at all costs.

Obama--by spying on Trump blows Nixon out of the water(gate) in terms of venality. If this ever became "known", they can't run with "Nixon was terrible" documentaries every time a W'gate anniversary comes up.....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 05:51 PM (NFEMn)

440 Which election? Who says this started in 2016?

My guess is it goes back at least to 2004, with the Bush reelection. Deep State working to investigate him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:51 PM (39g3+)

441 I just heard yesterday that Don Lemon is pronounced "Don Le-MON." ==

So they can't even do Lemon.

Why should we believe them when they say apple?

Posted by: golfman at March 15, 2019 05:49 PM (OE84+)
........

that's pronounced "App-LAY"

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2019 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

442

Who says that CNN's prime revenue source is TV ads? Did anyone check
Jeff Zucker's family, or Jake Tapper's family, for sudden infusions of
wealth?

Don't forget Pubic Enema Number One- the anti-Christ George Soros. This is known. He writes them checks, they write his anti-American propaganda for him.

I still wonder why he hasn't been arrested for treason. The only reason I can think of is he pretty much owns our government.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 15, 2019 05:52 PM (HaL55)

443 Who the fuck watches mad cow?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2019 05:50 PM (O2RFr)

"Cashew-faced Queen of Conspiracies Rachel Maddow"
- Style guide

Posted by: hogmartin at March 15, 2019 05:52 PM (t+qrx)

444 I notice than Morning Dump with Joe Scarred-hole is barely beating CNN.

Mika blew it.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 15, 2019 05:52 PM (li5xl)

445 Obama must really, really, really hate Trump.

Posted by: Max Power at March 15, 2019 05:52 PM (q177U)

446 Howdy hogmartin!

Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2019 05:53 PM (MVjcR)

447 CNN is somewhere between cancer and cunninglingus.

Go figure.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 15, 2019 05:53 PM (qosW4)

448 tff

Rebecca Alexanders worst experience dining while large happened just after she nailed a promotion at a nonprofit organization.

She took her staff, and her new boss, to lunch at a promising downtown restaurant in Portland, Ore., where she lives. As the hostess led the group to a booth, Ms. Alexander, a 31-year-old who wears a size 30, knew in an instant there was no way she was going to squeeze into it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2019 05:53 PM (JFO2v)

449 CNN is somewhere between cancer and cunninglingus.

Go figure.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 15, 2019 05:53 PM (qosW4)

This is about me, right?

Posted by: Michael Douglas at March 15, 2019 05:53 PM (NFEMn)

450 "Cashew-faced Queen of Conspiracies Rachel Maddow"
- Style guide
====

Also, "animatronic cashew"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 15, 2019 05:53 PM (JcXHH)

451 86 today and I feel great!

Posted by: RBG at March 15, 2019 05:54 PM (MAstk)

452 Harper cant walk after being hit with fast ball

Lol

Not that I harbor any bad feelings towards Harper. The Phillies yes, Harper no

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2019 05:54 PM (Y+V3r)

453 Yikes.

Porky women modeling underpants.

WTF??

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 05:55 PM (LL1Be)

454 Also, eat more mushrooms.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 05:51 PM (Hk+Y0)
..........

I gave all my cans to the Food Drive.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2019 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

455 >> Ms. Alexander, a 31-year-old who wears a size 30,

We're gonna have to send someone back to get a shitload of Flour!

Posted by: Taggert at March 15, 2019 05:55 PM (GpV8E)

456 I wonder how well the Daily Show with Trevor "Sneer at America" Noah is doing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:55 PM (39g3+)

457 451
86 today and I feel great!

Posted by: RBG

You aren't fooling anyone, you know.

Posted by: pep at March 15, 2019 05:55 PM (T6t7i)

458 Why were they so afraid of a stupid, orange-tanned "game show host...-who had NO
chance to beat Hillary?

With his own plane he can fly to Wisconsin whenever he likes!

Posted by: DaveA at March 15, 2019 05:55 PM (FhXTo)

459 "Cashew-faced Queen of Conspiracies Rachel Maddow"
- Style guide
====

Also, "animatronic cashew"
Posted by: Bicentennialguy

It's Mac toniiiiiiiiigggghhhht~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 05:55 PM (Hk+Y0)

460 Why's New Day on there three times?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 15, 2019 05:55 PM (tVQUs)

461 Who watches Mad Cow?

Every had core Leftist, it preaches their hopes and dreams

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 05:55 PM (BbGew)

462 >>Harper cant walk after being hit with fast ball

I would bean that asshole every time he stepped in the box.

Posted by: Nolan Ryan at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (GpV8E)

463 450 something?

Oh well...good to know CNN still sucks.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (NLLmE)

464 Also, "animatronic cashew"
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 15, 2019 05:53 PM (JcXHH)

That too. Also "Smirking Animatronic Cashew". She is a presenter with many face, that one.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (t+qrx)

465

86 today and I feel great!

Why yes, the weather down here was wonderful today.

How would you know? You're 75 (degrees F, aka room temperature).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (HaL55)

466 Sadly, this list needs updating.

The Ohio State crowd crasher / slasher was a Muslim.
The Orlando Gay Nightclub Shooter was a Muslim.
The Columbus Ohio Nazareth restaurant slasher was a Muslim.
The Chattanooga shooter was a Muslim.
The Bakersfield shooters were Muslims.
Glasgow Airport Attackers were Muslim.
London car bombers were Muslims.
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims.
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim.
The underwear Bomber was a Muslim.
The USS Cole Bombers were Muslims.
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims.
The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims.
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims.
The Moscow Theater Attackers were Muslims.
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Pan-Am flight No. 93 Bombers were Muslims.
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims.
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims.
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims.
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims.
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims.
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims.
The Kenyan U.S. Embassy Bombers were Muslims.
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims.
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims.
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims.
The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims.
The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims.
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims.
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (u82oZ)

467 CNN is a bunch of dishonest little shits.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (Xqo6t)

468 Happy weekend everyone!

Posted by: Mueller at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (MAstk)

469 You people are en fuego.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (NLLmE)

470 I gave all my cans to the Food Drive.

"Yeah thanks a lot what the hell am I gonna make with 6 cans of beets and 3 cans of mushrooms?"
--Poor guy at the food bank

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (39g3+)

471 Who the fuck watches mad cow?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2019 05:50 PM (O2RFr)
.........

People curious what Fonzie would look like if he identified as a woman.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (v0R5T)

472 https://goo.gl/NmZbjN
*******
Chiefs receiver Tyreek Hill under investigation for alleged battery
*******
BUT BUT BUT Orange Man Bad

Posted by: AOCD at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (BqBId)

473 Who the fuck watches mad cow?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2019 05:50 PM (O2RFr)
********
Other Mad Cows??

Posted by: AOCD at March 15, 2019 05:57 PM (BqBId)

474 Even Fox and MSNBC's worst shows outrank CNN's best.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 15, 2019 05:57 PM (tVQUs)

475 I wanted to let my local AT&T branch know I didn't want to pay for CNN on my satellite bill. They informed me they owned CNN.

I have had an AT&T phone since about 1995. Anybody got a recommend on a better carrier that isn't AT&T?.

Posted by: DanMan at March 15, 2019 05:57 PM (XTiHL)

476 Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2019 05:56 PM (u82oZ)

Wow. You need to send that list to The Five so they can read it to idiot Juan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

477
The Ohio State crowd crasher / slasher was a Muslim.
The Orlando Gay Nightclub Shooter was a Muslim.
The Columbus Ohio Nazareth restaurant slasher was a Muslim.
The Chattanooga shooter was a Muslim.
The Bakersfield shooters were Muslims.
Glasgow Airport Attackers were Muslim.
London car bombers were Muslims.
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims.
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim.
The underwear Bomber was a Muslim.
The USS Cole Bombers were Muslims.
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims.
The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims.
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims.
The Moscow Theater Attackers were Muslims.
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Pan-Am flight No. 93 Bombers were Muslims.
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims.
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims.
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims.
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims.
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims.
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims.
The Kenyan U.S. Embassy Bombers were Muslims.
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims.
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims.
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims.
The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims.
The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims.
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims.
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims.

What is it you're trying to say?

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2019 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

478 You can get semi- a la carte cable via SLING.TV, but alas, the cheapest option ($30/month for 30 channels) includes that darned CNN. For $35, you get more channels and can include Fox News.

Sigh.

Posted by: Beverly at March 15, 2019 05:58 PM (n3hU5)

479 NOOD justice Roberts

Posted by: Hands at March 15, 2019 05:58 PM (786Ro)

480 Why is CNN on in airports?

Posted by: bobby ahr at March 15, 2019 05:59 PM (zmZ2x)

481 Anybody got a recommend on a better carrier that isn't AT&T?.
Posted by: DanMan

Verizon.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 15, 2019 05:59 PM (li5xl)

482 My mom watches the Mad Cow.

But I still love her.

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2019 05:59 PM (NLLmE)

483 Sit for an overpriced beer in an airport departure lounge and you are forced to watch CNN.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 15, 2019 05:59 PM (JgA4k)

484 So, how long much lower do ratings have to drop before CNN is considered second-tier?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 15, 2019 05:59 PM (tVQUs)

485 Jane D' oh

You may do that, with my permission I have never seen a second of the show, I only know about it because to discussions here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2019 06:00 PM (u82oZ)

486 What is it you're trying to say?

Posted by: eleven at March 15, 2019 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

Juan Williams made the stunning comment on The Five, something like, "What if a Muslim had killed non-Muslims?!?" regarding the NZ shootings.

In other words, we're all so intolerant and violent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

487 I have had an AT&T phone since about 1995. Anybody got a recommend on a better carrier that isn't AT&T?.
Posted by: DanMan at March 15, 2019 05:57 PM (XTiHL)

ting.com

Posted by: hogmartin at March 15, 2019 06:00 PM (t+qrx)

488 Who the fuck watches mad cow?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2019 05:50 PM (O2RFr)
........

Those poor French farmers?

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2019 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

489 BREAKING NEWS...Wolf Blitzer to the GREEN PHONE....

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2019 06:06 PM (5IHGB)

490 ..HELLO.....................anyone watching Tapper?...Lemon?...OK ANDERSON get that thing outta my ear......

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2019 06:08 PM (5IHGB)

491 Way too many MSNBC shows in that list.

Posted by: Anonymous Gerbil at March 15, 2019 06:28 PM (ySk/c)

492 If CNN were a horse, you'd shoot it.

Posted by: hepcat at March 15, 2019 06:38 PM (5b+Sr)

493 The lowest rated MSDNC show is...."Morning Joe"

If CNN is dead, Joe and Mika are on life support. She's going to have to shorten those skirts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 15, 2019 06:41 PM (Z216Q)

494 SE Cupp's breasts look a lot smaller now that she's a libtard.

Posted by: hepcat at March 15, 2019 06:41 PM (5b+Sr)

495 Juan Williams made the stunning comment on The Five, something like, "What if a Muslim had killed non-Muslims?!?"

He probably meant to add the phrase ", like every other day." to the end of that sentence but it got cut off.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 15, 2019 06:43 PM (Z216Q)

496 So, how long much lower do ratings have to drop before CNN is considered second-tier?

I think it has ratings lower than than the History channel, so I think you probably mean "last tier"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 15, 2019 06:44 PM (Z216Q)

497 Just noticed (I know, I'm slow) that Don Lemon, Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper, Shepherd Smith, and someone else I can't recall--are anchors at the top of their shows and they are all gay. That goes against the demographic, doesn't it?

Posted by: scotsfury at March 15, 2019 09:53 PM (fYzAj)

498 But who'd flack for Ryan and Fredocons if CNN did not exist?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 16, 2019 12:56 AM (nRj4F)

499 All the carriers ,especially the big boys, AT+Turnip,VerRAISON,and transSPRINTers are using your $$ to support Progtards and SJWs.

Patriot Mobile dotcom is the only conservative friendly carrier.They have great plans ,no CONtracts with reasonable rates

Posted by: Infidelisious at March 16, 2019 02:16 AM (sO3eN)

500 And yet those dumb fucks from CNN end up in all the big screen movies with cameos as oh-such-serious journalists

Posted by: Erik L at March 27, 2019 12:05 PM (TkCDX)

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