M-O-O-N, That Spells ONT

Hmm, if I can just get this in place....

Crane moon.jpg

And now to label it, so everyone knows what it is:

new-mexico-moon-moon-e1517156921904.jpg


There we go. So, s'up fappers and fapperetts?

Did Some Memeing Today

Didja hear that The Bulwark has a new logo?




And of course, The big news is that Robert Francis “Beto” O'Rourke has thrown his propeller beanie into the ring. Being a cool kid, he couldn't resist doing it in a cool kid manner.

Beto.jpg

Too bad so few people remember that movie. Not that it was a great movie, and frankly I hated it at the time it came out because I was tending bar that summer and all of a sudden everybody wanted me to juggle seven bottles while opening beers with my dick. A lot of those flips aren't so hard to do (some are), but if you're not careful you'll get more booze splashed around the bar than in the glass.

Takedown of Bill Mahr

From one of the Left's leading sphincters


Pullquote:

See, Bill, here's the thing: most of those flyover clods you so arrogantly derogate don't have much interest in Teslas and artisanal ice cream. Even if they did, it's not as if those things aren't readily available in flyover country too, or within easy driving distance at least. Things have changed quite a bit in the heartland since you last flew over it, dumbass; even smaller cities have such things as hot yoga clinics, spas, nail salons, and even restaurants that serve food more exotic than a heapin' helpin' of fried meat and starches smothered in melted cheese.

Know what we DON'T have all that much of out here, though? Desperately lonely single women haunting those art galleries and theaters hoping in vain to meet someone, anyone, who might be willing to partner up and rescue them from retiring to a cramped, preposterously expensive apartment or condo filled with ten or fifteen cats. See, what people out here have are families: wives, husbands, and children they adore and are devoted to. I know how rare that is myself, having spent five years in NYC; you're more likely to hear bagpipes on the street than you are the sound of a bunch of kids laughing and romping around at play. The kids' moms and dads wouldn't trade you a million and one Teslas or gallery openings for the richness of their family life.


And the tag is spot on:

"Envy" you, Bill? Not on your life. Now admittedly we're pissed off at you, for sure. But that's only because you caged urban rats absolutely refuse to do the one and only thing we really, really want from you: leave us alone. 


Amen brother.

Related: That sneering liberal condescension was perfectly captured in a song by Pulp: Common People. What's really funny about the song is that it was covered by William Shatner of all people, and his version is in every way superior. He perfectly captures the thinly veiled contempt that the socialite he's fucking has for “common people”, while at the same time showing his contempt for her, all using vocal inflections. THEN along came some fan who made a video out of it, and it may just be the most perfect video on the internet.


Speaking of Fan Videos

This is one of the most bizarre ones I've seen. Not only is the central joke somewhat obscure, but it's almost inception-like in it's self referential flogging of the deceased equine.


And no, it's not a reference to this ONT.


Some Random Political Links


In Garza v. Idaho, Thomas and Gorsuch Make Scalia Smile

Trump’s Visit To Vietnam Brings $15 Billion Dollar Boeing Contract And Thousands Of Jobs To U.S. Bad news: They're all for the 737 MAX

Commentary: Where Did Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Get Her Sweet Potatoes?

Science Minute

“Whiter than white:” How Does It Work?

How detergents get your clothes perfectly white.


Lacrosse

Probably not a lot of lax fans here, but I've been a huge fan of the Towson University Tigers since I went there (back when it was the State Normal School – just kidding, that was Vic. It was Towson State when I went there). Well, last week they did something that they've never done before: Hit #1 in the nation in all 3 polls. They've since dropped one to Cornell (the real one, not Olbermann 's cow college) and now sit at #5 with a big game against #2 Duke coming on Saturday. They've looked great this year, starting with a rout of the Charles St. Bluebirdies to open the season, and maybe, just maybe, they'll make it to the title game. Here's hoping.

Redemption: How Towson Went From 'Unacceptable' Year to Best in the Nation

Speaking of sports, Austrian Olympic skier caught by police in the middle of blood transfusion during competition The title makes it sound like he was doping during the race, which, let's face it, would be cool AF. Sadly that's not quite the case.


The Daily Cute

(Sound on)


Tonight's ONT brought to you by Canada:

Canada1.jpg

Canada 2.jpg

The Yahoo Group wants you to know we're just joshing. The ONT loves our canoehead brethren.


Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Banana

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 10:02 PM (uSoVh)

2 The content. It's mine. I own it.

Posted by: Stephen at March 14, 2019 10:02 PM (4knXT)

3 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 14, 2019 10:02 PM (CLcKT)

4


darn.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 14, 2019 10:03 PM (Pzj+4)

5 from previous:

Github recommends Google Chrome for a browser?
So, everything you do goes through their cloud, see, I'm even more confused.
Posted by: Braenyard


Try SRWare Iron; it's supposedly a stripped version of Chrome.

( though, as always, there's no guarantee )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 10:03 PM (Hk+Y0)

6 Mis-Gendering a chess piece is now a CRIME


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrbCKYLqKmo

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 14, 2019 10:04 PM (vWMNq)

7 If it was a picture of Brie's buttocks that sign would read HALF MOON.

'evening, rons

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

8 Try SRWare Iron; it's supposedly a stripped version of Chrome.

( though, as always, there's no guarantee )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 10:03 PM (Hk+Y0)



Second look at AltaVista?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 10:04 PM (4knXT)

9 Watching a Carson rerun talking about the new guy getting into the presidential race--

--Michael Dukakis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

10 460 just read a rundown of a twitter fight between Popehat and Michael Avenatti recently. Damn, I knew Avenatti was a scumbag, but didn't realize he was totally deranged!

The story's at HA, hate to give them the thumbs up but it's freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 10:05 PM (V2Yro)

11 Wow. Sorry I can't be here now. I've got to be over there now. I'll be here now later. Enjoyed the top pix so far, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker ubering elsewhere at March 14, 2019 10:05 PM (w46Mb)

12 Gloom, despair, and agony on me,

Deep, dark depression, excessive misery,

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all,

Gloom, despair, and agony on me

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 14, 2019 10:05 PM (+dsLj)

13 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 14, 2019 10:06 PM (CLGBM)

14 Reading the content backwards ... nice Canadian joke.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 14, 2019 10:06 PM (vWMNq)

15 That's no moon.

Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at March 14, 2019 10:06 PM (4knXT)

16 Moon was a good movie.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

17 Love that first pic!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

18 Canada kicked a lot of Kraut arse in 1944. Kicked a bit of Yankee arse too in 1812-13. And although it doesn't get a lot of press I don't think all its annexations of First Nation and Inuit territory were entirely peaceful.

What made the Canucks such pussies?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 10:07 PM (ykYG2)

19 What made the Canucks such pussies?

**********************************

Maple Syrup.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 14, 2019 10:08 PM (+dsLj)

20 Once again weird Dave outstandingly obtuse we are Dave!!!

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 10:08 PM (uSoVh)

21 O'Rourke.

What a fag.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 14, 2019 10:09 PM (2PXwn)

22 Hey everybody.

M-O-O-N, That Spells ONT

Clearly WeirdDave's mom bribed school officials to get him into college! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U)

23 The MOON street sign is in Albuquerque, NM & those are the Sandia Mountains, the pic is looking east.

Posted by: Fred Weldon at March 14, 2019 10:09 PM (g8bPc)

24 Read the content! Greetings, morons!

Posted by: AgathaPagatha at March 14, 2019 10:09 PM (xDMjB)

25 What made the Canucks such pussies?

**********************************

Maple Syrup.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 14, 2019 10:08 PM (+dsLj)


And Nickelback.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 10:09 PM (4knXT)

26 First marriage and first career, I lived near Towson State and often filled in as a ringer on their rugby team. I often wandered over and watched lacrosse too. It was a good place then.

I played rugby for 22 years. God I miss it.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at March 14, 2019 10:09 PM (xTFXi)

27 Moderately firstish. Thanks for the ONT, WD!

Oh, also, fuck Bill Maher.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 14, 2019 10:10 PM (v3UCk)

28 What made the Canucks such pussies?
--

Quebec?

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 14, 2019 10:10 PM (6vFO7)

29 What made the Canucks such pussies?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 10:07 PM (ykYG2)

Socialism?

Posted by: Dr. T at March 14, 2019 10:10 PM (2PXwn)

30 23
The MOON street sign is in Albuquerque, NM those are the Sandia Mountains, the pic is looking east.

Posted by: Fred Weldon at March 14, 2019 10:09 PM (g8bPc)
Ha! I knew those were NM mountains, should have called it.

Posted by: House Music All Night Long at March 14, 2019 10:10 PM (vtd+q)

31 Outstanding ONT, Weird Dave. My love to Gingy.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 10:11 PM (gQhCV)

32 Damn, yo, they're still pushing BETOmania.

The DNC is preparing for when texas goes blue.

Fuck, I'm a debbie downer today.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 10:11 PM (9AcAx)

33 From one of the Left's leading sphincters
The Right has our own leading sphincters.
Wicker,Rubio, Portman,Collins,
Murkowski,Blount,Alexander,
Toomey,Romney,Paul,
Moran,Lee

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 10:11 PM (LL1Be)

34 The MOON street sign is in Albuquerque, NM those are the Sandia Mountains, the pic is looking east.

Posted by: Fred Weldon at March 14, 2019 10:09 PM (g8bPc)


Good call, Hernandez.

Posted by: Zombie Ansel Adams at March 14, 2019 10:11 PM (4knXT)

35 1
Banana

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 10:02 PM (uSoVh)


Banana... https://tinyurl.com/y2aachuw

Posted by: davidt at March 14, 2019 10:11 PM (Pp8LH)

36 The MOON street sign is in Albuquerque, NM & those are the Sandia Mountains, the pic is looking east.
Posted by: Fred Weldon at March 14, 2019 10:09 PM (g8bPc)


Oh wow. Thanks! I will have my daughter take me there this summer.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

37 First marriage and first career, I lived near Towson State and often filled in as a ringer on their rugby team. I often wandered over and watched lacrosse too. It was a good place then.

---

Towson makes some good receptionists and secretaries. growlll. hubba hubba

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 10:12 PM (9AcAx)

38 Wicker,Rubio, Portman,Collins,
Murkowski,Blount,Alexander,
Toomey,Romney,Paul,
Moran,Lee

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what the fuck are they thinking?

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 10:12 PM (9AcAx)

39 I liked ace's suggestion in the sidebar that we nickname every Democrat candidate Beto, such as Elizabeth "Beto" Warren, Joe "Beto" Biden, Cory "Beto" Booker, etc.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

40 That's a *fun* ONT - Thanks, WeirdDave!

Had no idea what 'lax' was, so clicked over.

Hunh.

Very cool!

Posted by: ibguy at March 14, 2019 10:14 PM (EHVbt)

41 I had to get off the 8chan mosque thread because those damned weaponized auts were cracking really sick jokes that were making me lmao, which is not cool.
Funny fucking dudes, though.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 10:15 PM (gQhCV)

42 I sort of wonder when we're at the point where I can just be a complete fucking weirdo and not be flirting with getting shot.

I'm not gonna be an academic elite, and I don't have a tribe to belong to, so I'm honestly kind of ready to go full Caligula while I still can.

I'm just not willing to vote for it.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 10:15 PM (pgXNG)

43 I liked ace's suggestion in the sidebar that we nickname every Democrat candidate Beto, such as Elizabeth "Beto" Warren, Joe "Beto" Biden, Cory "Beto" Booker, etc.
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 10:14 PM (sdi6R)


I don't get it.

Posted by: George Foreman at March 14, 2019 10:15 PM (4knXT)

44 Fuck Wilbur Romney and his Sanctimonious Magic Underpants.
Fuck Marco Rubio and His Whiny Ass Ilhan-Omar-grade Poor Little Immigrant Story.
You pouting little shits can't see past your own bitchy little tantrums.

Thank Almighty God that neither of you will EVER be President of the United States.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 10:15 PM (LL1Be)

45 Breaking


Shooter in mosque in New Zealand yelled this is MAGA country!


More later.

Posted by: Ha at March 14, 2019 10:15 PM (MAstk)

46 This thread makes me miss DC in Towson.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 10:15 PM (gQhCV)

47 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 14, 2019 10:16 PM (wUn1D)

48 Wondering if PDT might want to use Shatner's cover of common people for his 2020 theme song

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 10:16 PM (uSoVh)

49 Didja hear that The Bulwark has a new logo?

++++

The goatse pic?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 14, 2019 10:16 PM (+dvpD)

50 Evenin' Horde!

I was surprised today to discover that my house is now a lake front property! My shed might not fare too well, though.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 14, 2019 10:16 PM (8g9zh)

51 Count Dankula standup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPrCkxGEKg8

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 14, 2019 10:17 PM (vWMNq)

52 Remember when I said that a comment here once sent me to a confessional?

For 8chan comments, you should recite an Ave Maria after each one you read. Preferably in Latin

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2)

53 So, has Beto the Mick come out in favor of the Green New Deal Socialist nonsense?

Also, most of us learn in elementary school that trying too hard turns people off. He tries too hard. The skateboarding, all the other "coolness", smacks of desperation.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

54 Guess I'm persona non grata, cause I wasn't butt hurt someone shot up a mosque.

Oh, well. Better them than me.

Posted by: Infidel at March 14, 2019 10:17 PM (9L2du)

55 Still some keychains available in my shop...and for the ettes who are into ankle bracelets I've got something in the works that you'll love!

Gotta go get my beauty sleep.. later.. stay safe ya'll.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 10:18 PM (dUJdY)

56 Beto: Stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

Posted by: CarpeMish at March 14, 2019 10:18 PM (rfjVj)

57 What made the Canucks such pussies?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 10:07 PM (ykYG2)

Knowing the Americans would protect them from invasion and harm? Having little military spending is probably how we afford our health care system.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 14, 2019 10:18 PM (v3UCk)

58 Kirk gets the best snatch, alien or otherwise. Fact.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2019 10:19 PM (3H9h1)

59 Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 10:15 PM (pgXNG)

Honestly, I don't think you can ever be as weird as some of these freaks wondering around right out in the open now, so I say go for it.
I just mean freakish stuff, now, not violence or anything. You do you!
But sweetheart, you know most people are not academic elites or anything special, almost everyone in real life is just average peeps, living life.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 10:19 PM (gQhCV)

60 So since I can't be on here most of the day, maybe it's already been covered, but has anyone else heard reports that the ticket sales for Captain Marvel were cooked? Like, everyone was saying $100-120 million opening weekend and then it ended up being $150 million plus? Some people are saying lots of tickets were bought up and then no one ever showed to present them.

Perfect if true.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 14, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn)

61 What the hell is that Simpsons thing about?

Posted by: TheHoser at March 14, 2019 10:20 PM (v3UCk)

62 45 Breaking
Shooter in mosque in New Zealand yelled this is MAGA country!
More later.
Posted by: Ha at March 14, 2019 10:15 PM (MAstk)

He tired to yell MNZGA first, but nobody knew what the hell he was saying.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 10:20 PM (V2Yro)

63 The Canadians and the ANZAC troops were some of the toughest soldiers in Gallipoli and on the Western Front in WWI. I guess culling the part of your population that actually had balls does bad things for the population that's left.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 10:21 PM (4knXT)

64 Like, everyone was saying $100-120 million opening weekend and then it ended up being $150 million plus? Some people are saying lots of tickets were bought up and then no one ever showed to present them.

Perfect if true.
Posted by: Dr.


Not here because the proof isn't available. SOunds too much like a planted rabbit hole.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 10:22 PM (Hk+Y0)

65 For years there was a joke that Canada's entire submarine fleet was in the lagoon at West Edmonton Mall, which for a while was the world's largest shopping mall. There were 4 of them, and they got rid of them a while back.

Posted by: Vendette at March 14, 2019 10:22 PM (OKErp)

66 But sweetheart, you know most people are not academic elites or anything special, almost everyone in real life is just average peeps, living life.

*****************************

As a New Yorker, one of my trials in my life is constantly being everyone's superior.

*sips soy latte caffe*

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 14, 2019 10:22 PM (+dsLj)

67 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2)

Ha! I vaguely remember you saying that, and being upset, but I do not remember what you said.
What made me get off their thread was something to the effect of "This is why we can't have nice anon shoots up mosque threads." Little shits.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 10:22 PM (gQhCV)

68 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at March 14, 2019 10:22 PM (JFzNN)

69

Tell that warship to take off, eh!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 10:22 PM (aKsyK)

70 It was Towson State when I went there

That's how I knew them, too. I remained on the bench for that game, unless it was a road game, because I didn't get to travel.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 10:24 PM (f6lTY)

71 The father of Toronto Maple Leaf star John Tavarea is said to e the best lacrosse player ever. Also, lacrosse is Canada's national sport, not hockey.

Apologies if someone has already mentioned that.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 14, 2019 10:25 PM (v3UCk)

72 53 So, has Beto the Mick come out in favor of the Green New Deal Socialist nonsense?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW)


Oh yeah. I heard an audio clip on the radio today where he asserted that scientists were "unanimous" in saying that there was no time left to act. He sounded like one of those street corner preachers in cartoons carrying a sign saying "The End Is Near".

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

73 The original Star Trek was Lucille Ball telling America's youth, this is what we are get your shit together.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 10:25 PM (ePWRo)

74 Oh, right -- it's already Friday in New Zealand.

(Daylight Saving Time always gets me messed up.)

Posted by: FireHorse at March 14, 2019 10:26 PM (furmq)

75
At the end of WW2, Canada had the 4th largest navy in the world.

Posted by: ArthurK at March 14, 2019 10:26 PM (lxUih)

76 Damn me! Tavares!

Posted by: Fat Fingers at March 14, 2019 10:26 PM (v3UCk)

77 Github recommends Google Chrome for a browser?

So, everything you do goes through their cloud, see, I'm even more confused.

Posted by: Braenyard

I use Firefox and similar on Github regularly with no issues.
Also Chromium is an option in Linux.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 10:27 PM (LL1Be)

78 NASA TV will be covering the Soyuz hatch opening soon.

https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/
index.html#public

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

79 The father of Toronto Maple Leaf star John Tavarea
is said to e the best lacrosse player ever. Also, lacrosse is Canada's
national sport, not hockey.



Apologies if someone has already mentioned that.


Posted by: TheHoser at March 14, 2019 10:25 PM (v3UCk)

As of 1994, lacrosse is the official summer sport; hockey the winter sport.

Posted by: Vendette at March 14, 2019 10:27 PM (OKErp)

80

The green new deal is when they pour food coloring in the river on St. Patrick's day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 10:27 PM (aKsyK)

81 At the end of WW2, Canada had the 4th largest navy in the world.

Posted by: ArthurK
________

PepsiCo briefly had the 7th largest navy in the world.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 14, 2019 10:27 PM (furmq)

82 > What made the Canucks such pussies?

400 years of their best and brightest packing up and moving to America.

Same story as the Scandis, really. Also the English, Irish, Scots, Germans, Italians....




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 10:27 PM (0OWcv)

83 Well, I think it's sad when anyone gets killed in such a way. His Twitter feed had magazines with writing all over it, looked like dedications to people whi had died in terrorist attacks, and maybe even the place in England where the Islamic guys had been raping white girls...was that Rotherham? Some of it looked like it was Cyrillic or something, do Hungary or other Eastern Euro countries have slightly different looking writing then ours?

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 10:27 PM (gQhCV)

84 Miklos, are you lurking here tonight?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 10:28 PM (ffYR/)

85 @RealSaavedra

BREAKING: Mom ensnared in college admissions scam hosted Gillibrand fundraiser last week

Posted by: Ha at March 14, 2019 10:28 PM (MAstk)

86 5 Try SRWare Iron; it's supposedly a stripped version of Chrome.

( though, as always, there's no guarantee )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 10:03 PM (Hk+Y0)


I'm still pretty pleased with Brave--at least, on my personal computers and phone. The network security guys at work have a tendency to freak out when software on one's computer starts connecting to Tor exit nodes.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 14, 2019 10:28 PM (DTX3h)

87 72; if there is no time, fuck it. get comfortable and watch it burn to the fucking ground. 12 years is too long to wait for the show anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 10:28 PM (KP5rU)

88 I wish one of those 12 fuckers was my Senator.

I would go to the polls and write in "BETO".

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 10:28 PM (LL1Be)

89 Did you guys hear the reason the Chicago DA recused herself from the Smollett case? Evidently, a former aide to a former First Lady called her and asked her to give the case to the FBI.
I mean, not a big deal. But that is some shit optics.

Posted by: Vertov at March 14, 2019 10:28 PM (UvchZ)

90 Everytime I see Michael Avenatti's name mentioned I recall this;

https://youtu.be/bJ0AxFCi57I

I don't know why but I do.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 14, 2019 10:30 PM (iwRWY)

91 ...Oh wow. Thanks! I will have my daughter take me there this summer.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)



@ Jewells45...

Drop me a line ma'am, to the email in my nic.

I've got a bit of a collection of monetarily value-less coins, tokens and other bits from my Step Mom's estate. I think many of 'em would make you some good jewelry stock.

Example. A couple of San Diego, CA Transit tokens from the late '60s or early '70s. And apropos to tonight's ONT...a few Canadian Nickels. And I don't want no Canadian Nickels Back either, so when I send 'em, keep 'em.

Just send me the where to send 'em info, and I'll get it all on it's way to ya, there.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2019 10:30 PM (QzJWU)

92 Second picture makes me laugh because it's just silly, but I love that first one.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 10:30 PM (asM0l)

93 "Commentary: Where Did Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Get Her Sweet Potatoes?"

Aw, come on. You were thinking the same thing I was.

Posted by: MW at March 14, 2019 10:30 PM (hNTtn)

94 > I liked ace's suggestion in the sidebar that we nickname every Democrat candidate Beto, such as Elizabeth "Beto" Warren, Joe "Beto" Biden, Cory "Beto" Booker, etc.

Except for O'Cuck himself.

He should get either "Hussein" or "Princess Prissy-Pants" as his nickname.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 10:30 PM (0OWcv)

95 72 Oh yeah. I heard an audio clip on the radio today where he asserted that scientists were "unanimous" in saying that there was no time left to act. He sounded like one of those street corner preachers in cartoons carrying a sign saying "The End Is Near".

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 10:25 PM (sdi6R)


Can I have all their stuff?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 14, 2019 10:31 PM (DTX3h)

96 He should get either "Hussein" or "Princess Prissy-Pants" as his nickname.

"Mary-Joe"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2019 10:31 PM (LWu6U)

97 what is with democrats and commies having double sets of teeth? deformed looking, good for nothing fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

98 Github recommends Google Chrome for a browser? So, everything you do goes through their cloud, see, I'm even more confused.

Posted by: Braenyard
I use Firefox and similar on Github regularly with no issues. Also Chromium is an option in Linux.

**************************

Check out Brave:

https://brave.com

All the advantages of using a Chrome like browser minus the spy shit.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 14, 2019 10:32 PM (+dsLj)

99 do Hungary or other Eastern Euro countries have slightly different looking writing then ours?

Russia, Ukraine, Bulgaria are the biggies with Cyrillic, I think. Nothing more to the west.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 10:32 PM (asM0l)

100 Not here because the proof isn't available. SOunds too much like a planted rabbit hole.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 10:22 PM (Hk+Y0)


I have no idea if it can be proven or not. But supposedly some movie theater managers went on the record as saying that for every screening over the weekend, they had exactly 25 no-show ticket sales. For every showing.

It could be a rabbit hole, but then that's exactly the sort of thing I'd expect Disney/Marvel SJWs to do at this point.

On a happier note, the new Avengers trailer is kick-ass.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 14, 2019 10:32 PM (2PXwn)

101 what is with democrats and commies having double sets of teeth? deformed looking, good for nothing fucks.

**********

It's so their teeths last longer when their socialist utopias run out of bread and milk.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 14, 2019 10:33 PM (+dsLj)

102 That looks like the Canadia character. Right after Cuba beats him up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNkvs8FPMFA

Posted by: Mr. Kumajirou at March 14, 2019 10:33 PM (Sqrkf)

103 Re: mosque shooting
NeonRevolt has a link where the shooter was gonna "live" it on F#@book.
They are calling false flag.
Dunno.

Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 10:33 PM (Iw9bs)

104 Is it tomorrow yet?
'Cause I really want it to be tomorrow.
Taking day off.
Bunch of good guys getting together for a day and a half of music making.

And the next 7 days may prove to be very interesting.
Mueller investigation ending will be first step if so.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at March 14, 2019 10:34 PM (NUb9I)

105 88 I wish one of those 12 fuckers was my Senator.

I would go to the polls and write in "BETO".
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 10:28 PM (LL1Be)


Toomey is my Senator. I've already said that I won't vote to re-elect my Congressman Fitzpatrick, so I guess I'll be voting Libertarian next time. There is zero chance that either one of them will be primaried by the PA GOPe party.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

106 His FB page is already down, I am guessing it did have the footage.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 10:35 PM (gQhCV)

107 Rourke O'Beto

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 10:35 PM (TQyCa)

108 The Smollet of the mosque...

Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 10:35 PM (Iw9bs)

109 Drop me a line ma'am, to the email in my nic.

I've got a bit of a collection of monetarily value-less coins, tokens and other bits from my Step Mom's estate. I think many of 'em would make you some good jewelry stock.

Example. A couple of San Diego, CA Transit tokens from the late '60s or early '70s. And apropos to tonight's ONT...a few Canadian Nickels. And I don't want no Canadian Nickels Back either, so when I send 'em, keep 'em.

Just send me the where to send 'em info, and I'll get it all on it's way to ya, there.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2019 10:30 PM (QzJWU)

-----------------------

She's gone for tonight, but you can reach her with your kind offer through the email at her shop:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/
Prettys4youbyJulie?ref=hdr_shop_me

Close up the line break and space.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 10:35 PM (ffYR/)

110 That video of the alleged NZ shooter was awful.


Even if one carried, going up against a rifle is a bad idea.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 10:36 PM (sy5kK)

111 83 Well, I think it's sad when anyone gets killed in such a way. His Twitter feed had magazines with writing all over it"

who you talkin' bout?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 10:36 PM (V2Yro)

112 So, has Beto the Mick come out in favor of the Green New Deal Socialist nonsense?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW)


Oh, Beto's all on board the 'the world will end in 12 years if we don't take drastic and immediate action to save our children's lives with taxpayer money' train.

Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2019 10:36 PM (Y8PSl)

113 Robert O'Rourke will drive his own limo to campaign stops while narrating every turn... as a Garmin GPS. With a lisp.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2019 10:36 PM (3H9h1)

114 > they had exactly 25 no-show ticket sales. For every showing.

I know some people who went to a matinee yesterday (they liked it, by the way). They said there were five other people in the theatre. Even for a matinee, that's a crappy turnout for that theatre, especially for a new "blockbuster".





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 10:36 PM (0OWcv)

115 Desperately lonely single women haunting those art galleries and theaters hoping in vain to meet someone, anyone, who might be willing to partner up and rescue them from retiring to a cramped, preposterously expensive apartment or condo filled with ten or fifteen cats.

During the 2008 presidential campaign, I went to a party in Portland with a bunch of people I didn't know. I didn't out myself as a conservative, and at the party was an obnoxious 45-ish woman, who was obviously unattached, and obviously had at least a half-dozen cats at home.

This woman read aloud an essay that she had written, explaining why the blue states (by which she meant blue cities) were so superior to the red states - the blue states had the good universities, the blue states had the culture, yada, yada, yada.

As always, what she really meant was that the Superior People lived in blue cities, and the Inferior People (aka deplorables) lived in red areas. I looked at her, and thought: "If you are one of the Superior People, I'll take the Inferior People, thanks."

It's a very consistent result in surveys that people who live in rural areas are the happiest, people who live in suburban areas are next happiest, and that people who live in big cities are far and away the unhappiest.

It explains why many urbanities think that the suburbs are awful, alienating, and depressing places - it makes them feel better to think that there are a large group of people even more depressed and miserable than they are.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

116 supposedly some movie theater managers went on the record as saying that
for every screening over the weekend, they had exactly 25 no-show
ticket sales. For every showing.


Execute Order 66.

Posted by: Disney Corporate at March 14, 2019 10:36 PM (LL1Be)

117 Oy vei. My mom has an eye appointment in the morning, and all the plow men are busy from yesterday's snow hurricane, so we had to drive up there and dig out her freaking football field of a driveway from under two feet of sloppy spring snow.

All those old sports injuries make themselves known at times like these.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 10:37 PM (5aX2M)

118
NASA TV will be covering the Soyuz hatch opening soon.

Come on kids, inside or outside. We're not going to heat up the entire universe here!

Posted by: My Dad at March 14, 2019 10:37 PM (aKsyK)

119 His last name is Tarrant, which doesn't sound Slavic or Russian to me, and yet the mags he had pics of all had somewhat Cyrillic looking writing on it. They looked like AK mags to me.
Not that I know anything about such things.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 10:38 PM (gQhCV)

120 > Toomey is my Senator.

Murky is one of mine, sorry to say.

But she's not going to survive another primary challenge. McConnell won't be flying in 747s full of cash this time.

I hope she's already got her 30 pieces of silver in hand.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 10:38 PM (0OWcv)

121 Tarrant is Anglo-Saxon.
For all that's worth.

Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 10:39 PM (Iw9bs)

122 when I read "false flag" these days I have to interpret it as, "yeah, some white guy on the Right did it"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)

123 Bryan Brown...not Sir Michael Caine CBE

Posted by: Harald Balzac at March 14, 2019 10:39 PM (ss52G)

124 It's a very consistent result in surveys that people who live in rural areas are the happiest, people who live in suburban areas are next happiest, and that people who live in big cities are far and away the unhappiest.

***************

This is true, even though I'm conservative I'm also an urbanite, and therefore a fucking miserable person.

Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 14, 2019 10:40 PM (+dsLj)

125 Regards,
Harry

Posted by: Harald Balzac at March 14, 2019 10:40 PM (ss52G)

126 Y'all are awfully naive for a buncha fuckin Morons; so you really think this is the first time a studio bought up their own movie tickets?!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 10:40 PM (gQhCV)

127 > Rourke O'Beto

The Rourkeshire Terrier.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 10:40 PM (0OWcv)

128 113; beto can't drive. his teeth keep getting tangled in the steering wheel. also, he is a drunken, phucktard. his best mode of transport is a skateboard. with training wheels.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 10:40 PM (KP5rU)

129
https://www.etsy.com/shop/
Prettys4youbyJulie?ref=hdr_shop_me

Close up the line break and space.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Pretties for you is the name of Alice Cooper's first album.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 10:41 PM (aKsyK)

130 Towson State, '84.

Posted by: FishersvilleMike at March 14, 2019 10:41 PM (XsRS0)

131 > his best mode of transport is a skateboard. with training wheels.

He just has to remember to hike up his dress before getting on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 10:41 PM (0OWcv)

132 119 His last name is Tarrant, which doesn't sound Slavic or Russian to me, and yet the mags he had pics of all had somewhat Cyrillic looking writing on it. They looked like AK mags to me.
Not that I know anything about such things."

okay, I should let it go, but you're just confusing me more, since I can't find anything on any newsfeed about this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 10:41 PM (V2Yro)

133 Moran R-Ks) is mine. I've met him 5 times. One more time is coming up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 10:42 PM (u82oZ)

134 tammy baldwin is one of our senators. there is no justice in this world. she too, is mentally deficient.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 10:42 PM (KP5rU)

135

I prefer Morgan O'Rourke

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 10:42 PM (aKsyK)

136 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

http://tinyurl.com/y6q9fxk5

http://tinyurl.com/y2bged4l

http://tinyurl.com/y6atg578

http://tinyurl.com/y5rsok54

http://tinyurl.com/yxlkxo2e

Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2019 10:42 PM (0Ntuf)

137 So, Hamas fired two rockets at Tel Aviv a few hours ago (they missed), and are planning on bringing a million people to the Israeli border on March 30th to breach the border wall, capture nearby Israeli communities, and kill and kidnap the inhabitants.

Can't wait to find out what Ilhan Omar thinks about all this.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:43 PM (I2/tG)

138 121 Tarrant is Anglo-Saxon.
For all that's worth.

and Fort Worth is in Tarrant County.
for what THAT's worth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 10:43 PM (V2Yro)

139
Canada has a warship and one of these days those smirking baby Harp Seals are gonna be delivered their just desserts by it - you read it here first.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 14, 2019 10:43 PM (pNxlR)

140 He just has to remember to hike up his dress before getting on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 10:41 PM (0OWcv)


Nah, I figure Beto is a hot pants kind of chica. Maybe wearing a Carmen Miranda hat.

Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2019 10:43 PM (Y8PSl)

141 Great mooning there WD.

Posted by: tbodie at March 14, 2019 10:44 PM (4RLKt)

142 @ Calm Mentor,


Thanks amigo. I followed the link, clicked on the "Contact" on her page.

And it demanded from me either a Facebook or Instagram or some other "log-in" to continue.

Being a member of absolutely zero such platforms, I could not thus continue.

Might I ask then, if you *are* signed up for such, do a copy n' paste of my note to her, and send it in her direction?

Highly appreciated, with much thanks in advance!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2019 10:44 PM (QzJWU)

143
So, Hamas fired two rockets at Tel Aviv a few hours ago (they missed), and are planning on bringing a million people to the Israeli border on March 30th to breach the border wall, capture nearby Israeli communities, and kill and kidnap the inhabitants.

Can't wait to find out what Ilhan Omar thinks about all this.
Posted by: The ARC of History


Maher says there is no caravan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 10:44 PM (aKsyK)

144 as cheap as tvs are getting, may have to start shooting the fuckers again. damn, what a rush.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

145 What made the Canucks such pussies?
------------

10,000 hippy American deserters?

I still want that list...it's out there somewhere.

*mutters obscenities about Carter*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 10:44 PM (xSo9G)

146 I know some people who went to a matinee yesterday (they liked it, by the way). They said there were five other people in the theatre. Even for a matinee, that's a crappy turnout for that theatre, especially for a new "blockbuster".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 10:36 PM (0OWcv)

One of the pictures I saw was of a theater during an evening showing, and it looked practically deserted.

I haven't seen it and don't plan to. It's not so much because of Brie Larson's pontificating (though that doesn't help) as it is I just don't want to see her become a deus ex machina that "saves" the Avengers, after ten years getting to know them.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 14, 2019 10:45 PM (2PXwn)

147 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

http://tinyurl.com/y5amwd8n

http://tinyurl.com/y6kbkyov

http://tinyurl.com/y6938797

http://tinyurl.com/y3po8h22

http://tinyurl.com/y4qndehg

Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2019 10:45 PM (0Ntuf)

148

All those wild and exaggerated arm movements are a sign of an extreme sense of self-importance.

Bob O'Rourke is not a normal person. He has the mental maturity of a pre-teen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 10:45 PM (VO0ln)

149 Try SRWare Iron; it's supposedly a stripped version of Chrome.

( though, as always, there's no guarantee )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 10:03 PM (Hk+Y0)

Brave is working fine for me, It doesn't play Twatter videos, but that might be because Linux Mint 19.1 doesn't have the codec for them. Meh, if it's important, sooner or later I can get it on Hooktube.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 10:45 PM (nPGq2)

150 This is true, even though I'm conservative I'm also an urbanite, and therefore a fucking miserable person.

I moved from a city to a suburb. I'm happier in the suburb.

I guess it all depends on your attitude regarding being compelled to interact with methamphetamine addicts.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:45 PM (I2/tG)

151 https://8ch.net/pol/res/12917443.html

about 15 or 20 down, there is a video, starting with the inside of a car. start about the 6 min mark, shooting starts a little after 6:30 mark.



I have no words.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 10:46 PM (sy5kK)

152 and are planning on bringing a million people to the Israeli border on March 30th

Do the Israelis follow the same rules we do, no concrete, no guns, water stations, etc.?

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 10:46 PM (dzJ3R)

153 Maher says there is no caravan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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There's no crisis at the border.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at March 14, 2019 10:46 PM (CDGwz)

154 Reading the content backwards ... nice Canadian joke.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 14, 2019 10:06 PM (vWMNq)

Yeah, I liked that one, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 10:46 PM (nPGq2)

155 137 So, Hamas fired two rockets at Tel Aviv a few hours ago (they missed), and are planning on bringing a million people to the Israeli border on March 30th to breach the border wall, capture nearby Israeli communities, and kill and kidnap the inhabitants. "

Remember when Bullwinkle would say "Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" and Rocky would say "Oh, that trick NEVER works!!!"

this is like the 50th time the Pali's have tried that stunt.

They'll remember quickly that the Israeli's figured out a real good way to stop the crowd - they used live fire, but they made sure to only aim below the knee.

Gaza is starting to look like a retirement home for Pirates.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 10:46 PM (V2Yro)

156 137 So, Hamas fired two rockets at Tel Aviv a few hours ago (they missed), and are planning on bringing a million people to the Israeli border on March 30th to breach the border wall, capture nearby Israeli communities, and kill and kidnap the inhabitants.

Can't wait to find out what Ilhan Omar thinks about all this.
Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:43 PM (I2/tG)


Is it bad that I read that story and my first thought was, "Oh good. A large, concentrated target"?

Posted by: Dr. T at March 14, 2019 10:46 PM (2PXwn)

157 I don't understand the euphoria over Beto. Someone said he talks well and is charismatic? Maybe that's it coz he sure ain't sexy.

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 10:46 PM (LJUs+)

158 I have a leftover McChicken sandwich from McD's.

Anyone want me to mail it to them? By the time it arrives, it'll make a mighty fine hockey puck.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 10:47 PM (miE9U)

159 FYI

The great Jim Brown, All American at Temple as a football player, was also an All American as a lacrosse player.

Great lacrosse player, all around athlete. He would have been great at whatever he did.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 14, 2019 10:47 PM (S6Pax)

160 I have concluded that Ilhan Omar is just an ideology-addled idiot. A reasonably-intelligent Somali patriot would support Israel on account that the alternative, around the Strait of Mandeb, is an Iranian / Houthi invasion and occupation of Somalia as a bridgehead to attacking Saudi interested in Yemen.

Rashida Tlaib by contrast knows what she's doing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 10:47 PM (ykYG2)

161 115
It explains why many urbanities think that the suburbs are awful, alienating, and depressing places - it makes them feel better to think that there are a large group of people even more depressed and miserable than they are.
Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:36 PM (I2/tG)


That's been a trope for decades. I've lived in the suburbs all my life and I like it here. I've never lived in a rural area so I don't know what that's like. I've visited cities but I have never wanted to live there.

I think the real reason why leftists denigrate the suburbs is that they allow middle-class people to own their own homes, which reflects badly on Soviet-style concrete apartment blocks.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 10:48 PM (sdi6R)

162 *Saudi interests

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2)

163 Calm Mentor,

Thanks amigo. I followed the link, clicked on the "Contact" on her page.

And it demanded from me either a Facebook or Instagram or some other "log-in" to continue.

Being a member of absolutely zero such platforms, I could not thus continue.

Might I ask then, if you *are* signed up for such, do a copy n' paste of my note to her, and send it in her direction?

Highly appreciated, with much thanks in advance!

------------------------

I do not, as I have the same aversions/allergies to social media that you do. She is here most evenings and for the early part of the ONT. Probably best to contact her then.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 10:49 PM (ffYR/)

164 Jim,

If you look at the top of Etsy, there is a register page. If you register, all you need is a name and an email address. No stupid social media stuff at all.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 14, 2019 10:49 PM (6vFO7)

165 car bomb found and mass shooting - sounds like muz on muz to me

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 14, 2019 10:50 PM (dm05u)

166 I enjoy Ken Levine's blog a lot, but there are times he lets his lefty side show, big time.

He thinks a great replacement for Alex Trebek on Jeopardy would be... Rachel Maddow. WHAT?!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 10:50 PM (miE9U)

167 this is like the 50th time the Pali's have tried that stunt.

Not with a million people, they haven't.

Israel's problem is that Israel wants to minimize civilian casualties, and Hamas wants to maximize civilian casualties.

If Israel is compelled to open up on the crowds with live fire, Hamas will happily fire up the propaganda machine, and send the footage of civilians being slaughtered to the four corners of the globe.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

168
Charisma is the wrong word for Bob O'Rourke.

The right word is SPECTACLE.

Or, perhaps a kinder and more accurate way to describe Bob O'Rourke is as a "Curiosity."

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 10:50 PM (VO0ln)

169 Had no idea what 'lax' was, so clicked over.

Hunh.

Very cool!
Posted by: ibguy at March 14, 2019 10:14 PM (EHVbt)

Back when I was a yute, they used to report the lacrosse scores in the local paper as "boxla", which stands for "box lacrosse". Many of the players were native Indian. There was (is?) a team called the New Westminster Salmonbellies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)

170 I have concluded that Ilhan Omar is just an ideology-addled idiot. A reasonably-intelligent Somali patriot would support Israel on account that the alternative, around the Strait of Mandeb, is an Iranian / Houthi invasion and occupation of Somalia as a bridgehead to attacking Saudi interested in Yemen.

Rashida Tlaib by contrast knows what she's doing.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


Well, Omar is pretty dumb, but she says really hot, screwy stuff, and she's fresh face and big mouth for the Media Pavlovian dogs to report on.
She says lots of hot, dumb stuff, and that is just great lead stuff to get people to read or watch media outlets.

In time, people will tire of just how stupid she is. I know a few Somalis (in Columbus, which has a big Somali community) and they are, as a whole, pretty dumb.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 14, 2019 10:51 PM (S6Pax)

171 All those wild and exaggerated arm movements are a sign of an extreme sense of self-importance.

Bob O'Rourke is not a normal person. He has the mental maturity of a pre-teen.
Posted by: Soothsayer
----------

He's mimicking Bernie, who is mimicking Lenin. .

Posted by: Jim Acosta at March 14, 2019 10:51 PM (CDGwz)

172 Robert O'Rourke uses "Beto" for his cult of personality. I'm not buying that. His name is Robert. He's white. Let's stick with that. His favorable ratings are lower when he's referred to as "Robert."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2019 10:51 PM (3H9h1)

173 This is true, even though I'm conservative I'm also an urbanite, and therefore a fucking miserable person

------

I grew up rural, and only moved to the city a couple years ago because it was a needful thing, and I'm hoping to change it soon.

I was optimistic. It's not home, but the commute is easier, there's lots of fun things to do, etc.

No dice. It sucks. The charm wore off in months.

Now, I'm from the mountains, so this feels more weird and inhuman than home, and I'm sure people raised here have a different perspective and like it a lot more than I do.

But I just can't imagine it being as good, no matter who you are. It's kind of a mystery to me why people do this in the age of technology.

I had to for a range of reasons, but in this time of fast, reliable cars and access to all sorts of long range communication, I wonder why people choose to live piled on top of each other with no sense of community, or of self.

It's like a big concrete heap of contradictions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 10:51 PM (5aX2M)

174 Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 10:39 PM (Iw9bs)
I figured, since there is a character in a Georgette Heyer novel with the same surname, but I wasn't sure that was a good thing to go by!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 10:52 PM (gQhCV)

175 I know some people who went to a matinee yesterday (they liked it, by the way). They said there were five other people in the theatre. Even for a matinee, that's a crappy turnout for that theatre, especially for a new "blockbuster".

Not surprisingly, one of my Club 85 coworkers said his son went and thought it was a really good movie.

I think these scum will back each other up no matter what.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 10:52 PM (9vk1f)

176 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 10:46 PM (sy5kK)

Shit is fucking INSANE.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at March 14, 2019 10:52 PM (IYHxL)

177 okay, so Schrodinger's cat here..if your didn't actually see or witness these people cheating for their prodigies to get into colleges, did they really cheat to get in? Or only when reveled by the an FBI investigation, did they actually cheat, before that time, hey - innocent? Makes your wonder, huh? I think they were innocent right up to exposure - could reduce sentencing, right?

Posted by: Boswell at March 14, 2019 10:52 PM (32YRo)

178 Robert O'Rourke uses "Beto" for his cult of personality. I'm not buying that. His name is Robert. He's white. Let's stick with that. His favorable ratings are lower when he's referred to as "Robert."

Posted by: Martini Farmer
________

I'm guessing Barry Dunham had the same problem.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 14, 2019 10:53 PM (furmq)

179 Weirddave..

No, Cocktail wasn't a very good movie but it was kind of fun to watch..

Or at least it was fun to watch Gina Gershon and Elisabeth Shue

Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2019 10:53 PM (0Ntuf)

180 172 Robert O'Rourke uses "Beto" for his cult of personality. I'm not buying that. His name is Robert. He's white. Let's stick with that. His favorable ratings are lower when he's referred to as "Robert."


Robert Francis o'rourKe


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 10:53 PM (sy5kK)

181 I enjoy Ken Levine's blog a lot, but there are times he lets his lefty side show, big time.

He thinks a great replacement for Alex Trebek on Jeopardy would be... Rachel Maddow. WHAT?!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve
---------

The consensus here is Al Sharpton. Levine must be a racist. That's the only possible explanation.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at March 14, 2019 10:54 PM (CDGwz)

182
Bob O'Rourke's arm waving is strange enough, but combined with the KNEE BENDING, he becomes a legit Weirdo.

At times, he looks like he's doing the pee pee dance. I'm no psychologist but I see a man with serious toddler issues.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 10:54 PM (VO0ln)

183 This is true, even though I'm conservative I'm also an urbanite, and therefore a fucking miserable person.

Get off my lawn.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 14, 2019 10:40 PM (+dsLj)

As metro areas go DFW has been ok, but I still can't wait to get out in the boonies.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 10:55 PM (9vk1f)

184 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 10:50 PM (miE9U)

Oh if she could keep her politics out of it, I think she'd be a great host. She has a soothing timbre to her voice when she's not hysterically shrieking about something.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 10:55 PM (gQhCV)

185 If Robert Francis O'Rourke can be use the nickname "Beto" to identify as a Latino...

Then I think I'll identify as Latino by calling myself Dirty Sanchez

Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2019 10:55 PM (0Ntuf)

186 I think the real reason why leftists denigrate the suburbs is that they allow middle-class people to own their own homes, which reflects badly on Soviet-style concrete apartment blocks.

When I travel into the city, I drive a few miles to a suburban park-n-ride, and ride light rail into the city. You would think that doing 80% of my trip by mass transit would be praiseworthy, but left-wing "transportation activists" hate suburban park-n-rides, because park-n-rides allow people to use mass transit while living in single-family houses.

They hate single-family houses as much as they hate cars - in their Utopia, everyone will be compelled to live within a quarter-mile of a mass transit stop (except for the Important People, of course).

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

187 Hey, I thought of using a fake name to fake my ethnicity too!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 14, 2019 10:56 PM (0Ntuf)

188 and Fort Worth is in Tarrant County.
for what THAT's worth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 10:43 PM (V2Yro)

Beat me to it.

(Tarrant county resident)

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 10:56 PM (9vk1f)

189 See, Bill, here's the thing:

You're very poor. I understand the parties and the clever chit-chat and the fame. It's addictive, it's easy. But it's nothing. I turn the TV off and you disappear.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 10:56 PM (Zo1XC)

190 "Robert O'Rourke uses "Beto" for his cult of personality. I'm not buying that. His name is Robert."

More like Robbie the Robot...older moron's will get the reference.

Posted by: Boswell at March 14, 2019 10:57 PM (32YRo)

191 18 Canada kicked a lot of Kraut arse in 1944. Kicked a bit of Yankee arse too in 1812-13. And although it doesn't get a lot of press I don't think all its annexations of First Nation and Inuit territory were entirely peaceful.

What made the Canucks such pussies?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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I've a Canuck buddy who served back in the day and his war stories makes this Marine proud and he swears it was Trudeau's dad that begin tearing down the military and it's history way back when and no one, no one stood up and said what in the ever loving fuck are you talking 'bout eh!?

Point of Fact: did you know that Canada does not have an organization dedicated to their veterans? Nope. They just honor all their vets once a year and nothing else. You're on you own... un-fucking-believeable.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NiWGy)

192 Oh if she could keep her politics out of it, I think she'd be a great host. She has a soothing timbre to her voice when she's not hysterically shrieking about something.
Posted by: red headed 'ette
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Trust me, crazi. And, a story whore. Did you see her waving Trump's 1041 around?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at March 14, 2019 10:58 PM (CDGwz)

193 Agreed....do not call him Beto....Robert

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 14, 2019 10:58 PM (SxBH1)

194 Jim Acosta heroically reminded us all that Robert Francis was Bobby Kennedy's name

I replied with a picture of Capt Kirk saying how awed I was that his name was JIM too

Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2019 10:59 PM (0Ntuf)

195 I live in urban Baltimore and have liked it kinda. There is a great community here but problem is that people move out as soon as their kid gets called a racist during black history month. Good people and probably check all the boxes.

Posted by: mog smash at March 14, 2019 10:59 PM (qMjSx)

196 Hey, I thought of using a fake name to fake my ethnicity too!
Posted by: Carlos Danger
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at March 14, 2019 11:00 PM (xSo9G)

197 as for the NZ shooting, 24 hour rule and all, but the squeaks of 'false flaaag' make me suspicious that the shooter(s) are indeed white Breivik types.

Sunni/Shia shite is possible but I'm not seeing that in NZ. The populations aren't large and longstanding enough there for that. but Allahu a'lam and 24 hour rule

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 11:00 PM (ykYG2)

198
I'd guess we're only 5 years away from being labeled "pedophobic" if we condemn pedos.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 11:00 PM (VO0ln)

199

Do they have guns in New Zealand?
Is there a NZRA?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 11:01 PM (aKsyK)

200 > They hate single-family houses as much as they hate cars - in their Utopia, everyone will be compelled to live within a quarter-mile of a mass transit stop (except for the Important People, of course).

Ideally in government-owned "free" housing, with a government job, eating government food from government stores.

It's all about control, and "free" is the bait on the hook.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 11:01 PM (0OWcv)

201

I mean, we're already being called islamophobic for condemning muslim bigotry.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 11:01 PM (VO0ln)

202 Wow. I just saw something in that 4chan thread.

Remember Rotherham?
Rotherham is a city in England where over a period of years, more than
1,400 girls, many of them pre-teens, were raped and trafficked by a
loose consortium of men. The men were all Muslim immigrants or sons of
immigrants, the girls were all, or nearly all, white. When the scandal
finally came to light in 2014, city officials said that they had been
reluctant to do anything about the problem for fear of being accused of
racism.


Muslim defendants went to court...

There were emotional and chaotic scenes at Sheffield Crown Court after
two of the defendants shouted "Allahu Akbar" as they were led from the
dock.


The pictures of the NZ mosque shooter's car showed the butt of his weapons. He had English words and phrases on each of them.


One of the weapons had " For Rotherham" written on it along with several of girls' names..

Posted by: Disney Corporate at March 14, 2019 11:01 PM (LL1Be)

203
Do they have guns in New Zealand?
Is there a NZRA?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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We have an NZ poster, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:01 PM (xSo9G)

204 So, Hamas fired two rockets at Tel Aviv a few hours ago (they missed), and are planning on bringing a million people to the Israeli border on March 30th to breach the border wall, capture nearby Israeli communities, and kill and kidnap the inhabitants.

Can't wait to find out what Ilhan Omar thinks about all this.
Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:43 PM (I2/tG)

Israel should get some tank trucks with spray bars, and soak down the ground just inboard of the border with Diesel. First Pali breaches the wall, fire flares into it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:02 PM (nPGq2)

205 /evil sock off

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 11:02 PM (LL1Be)

206 157 I don't understand the euphoria over Beto. Someone said he talks well and is charismatic? Maybe that's it coz he sure ain't sexy.
Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 10:46 PM (LJUs+)

I guess he's good looking by politician standards. In Hollywood, they'd rate him a 3.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 11:02 PM (d6Ksn)

207
We have an NZ poster, no?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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And he's knowledgeable gunwise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:03 PM (xSo9G)

208 planning on bringing a million people to the Israeli border on March 30th

seems to be a lot of that going around these days

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:03 PM (gQhCV)

209 > Do they have guns in New Zealand?

You can get one if you convince the cops you have a "valid reason". Self-defense is not considered a "valid reason".

> Is there a NZRA?

They have a "National Shooters Association". Seems pretty cucked-out, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 11:04 PM (0OWcv)

210 Not with a million people, they haven't. "

The Pali's don't have a million people that will show up - I don't doubt they say that, but it's idiotic. They tried these all last year, and the most they ever got was about 30,000, I think. And of that 29,000 stood back and looked at the smoke, and only a relative few tried to get up close to the barbed wire. Where they got shot if they got too chippy.

And don't forget the military logic of shooting someone in the leg, rather than shooting to kill. Every time a combatant is hit in the leg he screams for his buddies to help him, and of course they do, because they're not organized with corpsman or anything. So, they're estimating that each non-fatal legwound actually takes 5 combatants off the field for the duration of the conflict. That's what you call a force multiplier.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 11:04 PM (V2Yro)

211 I guess he's good looking by politician standards.

By Dem standards he's under 70 so he's a superstar.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 11:05 PM (asM0l)

212 I don't understand the euphoria over Beto. Someone said he talks well and is charismatic? Maybe that's it coz he sure ain't sexy.
Posted by: IC
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For Left/Prog/Lib/Dem, Superficialities >>>> substance

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:05 PM (CDGwz)

213


Posted by: Disney Corporate at March 14, 2019 11:01 PM (LL1Be)

see my post above. His mags were also written on.
And unless he had something happen/done to him that would cause him to snap, fuck him hard. How does this make him any different than Muzzie scum who do it?

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:05 PM (gQhCV)

214 in a sane world, beto would be selling flood damaged used cars to undocumented freeloaders.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

215 Are there any cities around you that have a population of about 70,000?


That is how many illegals crashed the border in the last week.


Just like the week before.

Just like the week before.

Just like the week before.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 11:05 PM (sy5kK)

216

Beat-O is taking all the wind out of Pete Buttigieg's sails.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 11:06 PM (aKsyK)

217 Point of Fact: did you know that Canada does not
have an organization dedicated to their veterans? Nope. They just
honor all their vets once a year and nothing else. You're on you own...
un-fucking-believeable.


Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NiWGy)

There is one: the Royal Canadian Legion, which is the equivalent of the American Legion. There's a branch in my hometown, and I am old enough to remember when WWI vets from there would visit my elementary school. Among other things, they're the organization that distributes poppies every year for Remembrance Day (which is Veterans Day and Memorial Day wrapped into one day, November 11).

Posted by: Vendette at March 14, 2019 11:06 PM (OKErp)

218 I don't understand the euphoria over Beto. Someone said he talks well and is charismatic? Maybe that's it coz he sure ain't sexy.
Posted by: IC
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Consider the way the usual suspects are swooning over AOC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:06 PM (CDGwz)

219 just checked - the TOTAL population of Gaza is 1.8 million. So, when you take out the elderly and the kids and the wounded who can't walk, they're saying they will get EVERYONE in the entire country to participate in their stunt.

Bullshit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 11:06 PM (V2Yro)

220 > planning on bringing a million people to the Israeli border on March 30th

The Israelis should hang big posters of Rachel Corrie, post-bulldozer, all over the border fence.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 11:06 PM (0OWcv)

221 The Pali's don't have a million people that will show up

Because someone has to dig the tunnels with all that racket going on.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 11:06 PM (asM0l)

222 NZFrank will hopefully check in soon, or tomorrow, maybe.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:07 PM (gQhCV)

223 They're getting ready to open the Soyuz hatch.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 11:08 PM (sdi6R)

224 If Israel is compelled to open up on the crowds with live fire, Hamas will happily fire up the propaganda machine, and send the footage of civilians being slaughtered to the four corners of the globe.
Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

So kill 'em all. The world will forget in a few years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:08 PM (nPGq2)

225 Beat-O is taking all the wind out of Pete Buttigieg's sails.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 11:06 PM (aKsyK)

Which adds up to about one wet fart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 11:08 PM (V2Yro)

226 That Shatner video. Is. Incredible!

Shaatner!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2019 11:08 PM (EZebt)

227 and of course they do
Do they really? I am kinda surprised they don't all turn tail and run.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:09 PM (gQhCV)

228
They're getting ready to open the Soyuz hatch.
Posted by: rickl


SURPRISE!!!
Happy birthday to you...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 11:09 PM (aKsyK)

229 as cheap as tvs are getting, may have to start shooting the fuckers again. damn, what a rush.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 10:44 PM


I have a 40+ inch Sony XBR that is free for the taking, if you want to hunt big game. Much more of a rush than the light flatscreens.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 14, 2019 11:09 PM (zCabI)

230 Just saw the NZ video (before You Tube took it down). Horrific. The guy live streamed the shooting

Posted by: Mike at March 14, 2019 11:09 PM (c056A)

231 How does this make him any different than Muzzie scum who do it?

My fucks to give = zero.
What are you on about?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 11:09 PM (LL1Be)

232 224 If Israel is compelled to open up on the crowds with live fire, Hamas will happily fire up the propaganda machine, and send the footage of civilians being slaughtered to the four corners of the globe.
Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

This already happened like 20 TIMES LAST YEAR!!!
SERIOUSLY!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 11:09 PM (V2Yro)

233 224; i'll forget in twenty minutes. thirty tops. who cares.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 11:09 PM (KP5rU)

234 In time, people will tire of just how stupid she is. I know a few Somalis (in Columbus, which has a big Somali community) and they are, as a whole, pretty dumb.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 14, 2019 10:51 PM (S6Pax)

And they are, as a whole, Jew-haters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:10 PM (nPGq2)

235 WeirdDave,

Small Freaking World.

I also attended / graduated from Towson (while it was still Towson State) back in the day. I majored in chemistry.

I'm very close to hanging up my guns and retiring. As the late, great Mr.Garcia once said..."what a long strange trip its been".

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 14, 2019 11:10 PM (cCxiu)

236 I'll add the Royal Canadian Legion has been around since 1925.

Posted by: Vendette at March 14, 2019 11:10 PM (OKErp)

237 229: tempting.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

238 They hate single-family houses as much as they hate cars - in their Utopia, everyone will be compelled to live within a quarter-mile of a mass transit stop (except for the Important People, of course).
Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

I live in the 'burbs now and quite honestly, it took me a while to get used to it. I was accustomed to walking everywhere, including work, and driving only on the weekends when I wanted to do errands. I now have to drive everywhere. I still kind of miss being able to take a 5 minute walk to pick up carryout or something at the grocery store. I don't miss crazy people on the street. And I parked in an outside lot when I lived in the city and my car was broken into on several occasions. Now it's in a garage and I didn't have to dig it out from under 10 feet of snow. So - pluses and minuses.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 11:10 PM (d6Ksn)

239 Posted by: Mike at March 14, 2019 11:09 PM (c056A)

Keep scrolling, they keep reposting it. I don't care to watch such things, but I understand the draw.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:11 PM (gQhCV)

240 Jesus H Christ...

Jim Brown went to Syracuse, not Temple

Best Lacrosse Player EVER

Played hoops and ran track too, I believe.

Oh, and a reasonably good Football player.

Temple...smfh!

Posted by: WhoCares at March 14, 2019 11:11 PM (bGMOs)

241 The Soyuz crew has come on board the ISS.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 11:11 PM (sdi6R)

242 I LURVE Shatner Common People. It is perhaps the best song ever.

And music people help me out, I don't know what it's called, but when Joe Jackson comes in it is sublime. What do they call that?

Posted by: blaster at March 14, 2019 11:11 PM (ZfRYq)

243 red-headed, LOL re Maddow.
Jim Acosta, nooo thanks.

And, I'm secretly hoping Pete Buttigieg does well in the DNC primaries, just because I'm looking forward to a ton of Pete Buttplug jokes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 11:11 PM (miE9U)

244
I was accustomed to walking everywhere, including work

Only time I ever lived at a place like that was when I was in the Navy and lived on the ship.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 11:13 PM (aKsyK)

245 Moar Lax please. That is all

Posted by: Bourgeoisie mortgage paying neighbor in flyover country at March 14, 2019 11:13 PM (xU9Te)

246 I'm sorry I watched it. That's probably what this nut job warned--attention.

Posted by: Mike at March 14, 2019 11:13 PM (c056A)

247 Peter Buttigieg sounds like the name of a sex act that Robert "Princess Prissy-Pants" O'Rourke would enjoy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 11:14 PM (0OWcv)

248 WeirdDave!

LOVE Towson!

really for a random reason...

also, they have a great art major there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 14, 2019 11:14 PM (Rarvo)

249 Beto, AOC, etc.

The "nicknames" add gravitas. It's not warranted. Call them by their names.

Rules for Radicals... works both ways. They need to embrace the suck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2019 11:14 PM (3H9h1)

250

Jim Brown sounds like Jim Thorpe!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 11:14 PM (aKsyK)

251 Where is the NZ video?

Posted by: VMs phone at March 14, 2019 11:14 PM (dm05u)

252 I'm sorry I watched it. That's probably what this nut job warned--attention.

I'm not.

I had forgotten about the 1400 girls in Rotherdam. Good reminder.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 11:14 PM (LL1Be)

253 I tried to watch and something about 8chan crashed my home wireless network, so i took that as a Sign and quit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 11:15 PM (V2Yro)

254 So kill 'em all. The world will forget in a few years.

Not when it's the Joos doing it.

The Russians can level Grozny, drop anti-personnel bombs into the middle of Aleppo, and shoot down Dutch airliners.

All that is quickly forgotten.

If Hamas can trigger a massacre, the Ilhan Omars of the world will make sure no-one forgets for decades.

Israel is held to standards that no other country has to comply with.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 11:15 PM (I2/tG)

255 Bob O'Rourke's arm waving is strange enough, but combined with the KNEE BENDING, he becomes a legit Weirdo.

At times, he looks like he's doing the pee pee dance. I'm no psychologist but I see a man with serious toddler issues.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 10:54 PM (VO0ln)


He's following the antics of that Canadian kid, Trudeau.

Unserious people not needed for serious times.

Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2019 11:15 PM (Y8PSl)

256 Point of Fact: did you know that Canada does not have an organization dedicated to their veterans? Nope. They just honor all their vets once a year and nothing else. You're on you own... un-fucking-believeable.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NiWGy)

There is, in fact, a Ministry of Veterans Affairs, with a Cabinet Minister. And we have the Canadian Legion, and the Army, Navy and Air Force Vets Clubs, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:15 PM (nPGq2)

257 Where is the NZ video?
Posted by: VMs phone at March 14, 2019 11:14 PM (dm05u)

-----------------

Already taken down.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 11:16 PM (ffYR/)

258 > Where is the NZ video?

Keeps getting yanked. Search for "New Zealand" on video and you'll find it. May have to wade through a few unrelated posts before it turns up.

*Unconfirmed* reports that the shooter may have gone and shot up a second mosque after leaving the first one.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 11:16 PM (0OWcv)

259 The Yahoo Group wants you to know we're just joshing. The ONT loves our canoehead brethren.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

===

I Have had many, many weird experiences in Canada. Like hallucinations and stuff.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2019 11:16 PM (EZebt)

260 Where is the NZ video?
Posted by: VMs phone


It is a snuff film at this point.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 11:16 PM (Hk+Y0)

261 Do they have guns in New Zealand?
Is there a NZRA?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 11:01 PM (aKsyK)

WE have a NZ Moron here who collects machine guns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:17 PM (nPGq2)

262 Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 11:09 PM (LL1Be)

Oh you! Just not a fan of wholesale slaughter for no reason.

Now, if I find out someone he loved was killed or abused by a Muslim terrorist or child rapist, and he just snapped, fine; I have sympathy for that. But just walk in on a bunch of people NOT in a warzone who are not doing anything to you, and open fire on them?

No. I get why people snap, and I get why he is enraged at what is going on in the world, but no. You and I are going to have to disagree again on this one. I daresay it won't be the last time!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:17 PM (gQhCV)

263 > Search for "New Zealand" on video

On Twitter, I meant.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 11:17 PM (0OWcv)

264 If Israel is compelled to open up on the crowds with live fire, Hamas will happily fire up the propaganda machine, and send the footage of civilians being slaughtered to the four corners of the globe.
Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

So what?

The more dead Palestinians the better.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 11:19 PM (9vk1f)

265 8chan pol thread. Keep scrolling down, I"m sure someone copied it, it was being reposted over and over again even after YT pulled it. pol/2 maybe?

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:19 PM (gQhCV)

266 Everyone, news about my family tonight.

Basically they kinda/sorta screwed me again... but then they also didn't. Explanation:

Every year up through 2017, it's been a tradition in our family to have a reunion in Laughlin at Easter. But last year we didn't do it because we all planned to go to Colorado on Labor Day weekend for my cousin's daughter's wedding. I enjoyed Colorado but definitely missed Laughlin last year. I like that place a lot.

Anyway, I was looking forward to everyone going this year, and now just found out a few days ago it's cancelled again, because my (sane) bro-in-law has been having some major health issues.

Okay fine, he needs to recuperate. I support that. What's interesting is everyone expected me to be really upset about missing Laughlin again. I told them I'm NOT... because I have a car of my own, money of my own, and if they don't wanna go, fine, I'll go myself.

So I'm looking forward to taking a solo trip to Laughlin/Bullhead this spring. It's gonna be fun IMHO. I've shared here before that 12 years ago, I spent a night in Blythe (at Motel 6 no less) for an exam to get state jobs, and long story short, I really enjoyed the time to myself. I think this trip will go the same.

Just wanted to share. Thank GOD I had the good sense to get a reliable car last year! Maybe this adulting thing isn't all bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 11:20 PM (miE9U)

267 @ Bertram Cabot

Some parallels there. I wasn't around for Jim Thorpe, but I was for Jim Brown.

Better comparison would be Bo Jackson in my opinion.

Ymmv...

Posted by: WhoCares at March 14, 2019 11:20 PM (bGMOs)

268 I watched a video without the sound turned on of someone posted of Beta on Twitter. I swear it looked liked a flight attendant pointing out the emergency exits. What is wrong with that guy's hands. He looks like one of those inflatable dancing tube men down by the medical dispensary.

Posted by: no good deed at March 14, 2019 11:20 PM (uTY3H)

269 So the NZ shooter is still on the loose?
no photo of him?

Posted by: VMs phone at March 14, 2019 11:21 PM (dm05u)

270 Which adds up to about one wet fart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 11:08 PM (V2Yro)

Wet. And quiet, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:21 PM (nPGq2)

271 I still kind of miss being able to take a 5 minute walk to pick up carryout or something at the grocery store.

I used to walk five minutes to the store. Now I drive five minutes to the store.

According to "urbanists", this change has caused me to become alienated, socially isolated, depressed, suicidal, and an all-round miserable person.

That five minute walk (which would now take me past tents inhabited by homeless people) "connected me to my community", and allowed me revel in being in "public space" that I can't exclude anyone from, no matter how aggressive or odiferous. Obviously much better for my mental health.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 11:21 PM (I2/tG)

272 Posted by: Mike at March 14, 2019 11:13 PM (c056A)

No, I think he wanted revenge. It's a pity he coudn't take it on people who actually did something to deserve it.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:21 PM (gQhCV)

273 BREAKING NEWS: Dingo ate the NZ shooter's baby! (sorry couldn't resist) :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 11:22 PM (miE9U)

274 The Muslims killed were already on a mission to kill all non-Muslims that refused to convert or be subject to dhimmitude.
They don't want to be your friend. Islam is not a religion. It's a social order created by failures. Like Nazism.

This attack only gives them another reason to continue the genocide they had already started.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 11:22 PM (LL1Be)

275 Watched the Onondaga Warriors play box lacrosse in the 1970s. Tough bunch of guys.

Posted by: Archer at March 14, 2019 11:22 PM (vzk+c)

276 8chan pol thread. Keep scrolling down, I"m sure someone copied it, it was being reposted over and over again even after YT pulled it. pol/2 maybe?
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:19 PM (gQhCV)

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No, thank you. I've seen people die by shooting enough in my life. Not gonna search out a video showing it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 11:22 PM (ffYR/)

277
What is wrong with that guy's hands. He looks like one of those inflatable dancing tube men down by the medical dispensary.
Posted by: no good deed


There was a short video of one of those inflatable things on The Five when they were discussing Beat-O.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 11:23 PM (aKsyK)

278 mosque shooting? really, really, trying to work up a give a damn. aint working. shit happens when you belong to a death cult.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

279 box lacrosse is legalized assault and battery

Tough players doesn't begin to describe them.

Posted by: WhoCares at March 14, 2019 11:24 PM (bGMOs)

280 The classic leftist view of the suburbs is Malvina Reynolds' 1950s song "Little Boxes".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_2lGkEU4Xs

Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky tacky
Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes all the same.

There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.


I'm sure that new suburban developments do in fact look like that. The existing trees are bulldozed and the houses are built to the same plan.

I remember when my parents bought my house. It indeed was "a pink one".

But here's the thing. My development is over 60 years old now and the houses have had many owners who have put their own stamp on them. They've been re-sided and re-roofed, have had additions built on them, the interiors have been gutted and rebuilt, and they have been landscaped and gardened. And people love trees, so they have planted many different kinds, and lots of them are huge now.

Sixty years on, the houses in this suburban development all have their own unique personalities, as do the people who live in them and care for them.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

281 Going in a shooting up a mosque is horrible. So what does this make the ratio? About a hundred thousand muslim acts of terrorism for every one perpetrated on muslims?

Posted by: I like cookies at March 14, 2019 11:24 PM (xxAFD)

282 shit happens when you belong to a death cult.

+1000

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 11:24 PM (LL1Be)

283 Beto waving his arms reminded me of the robot from lost in space. Danger Will Robinson.

Posted by: Archer at March 14, 2019 11:24 PM (vzk+c)

284 NZ shooter video here, about 20 posts down, look for a car dash. About 6:30 the shooting starts



https://8ch.net/pol/res/12917443.html

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 11:24 PM (sy5kK)

285 I watched a video without the sound turned on of someone posted of Beta on Twitter. I swear it looked liked a flight attendant pointing out the emergency exits. What is wrong with that guy's hands. He looks like one of those inflatable dancing tube men down by the medical dispensary.
Posted by: no good deed


Jimmy Fallon, the fail whale Tonight Show host even goofed on him:

https://t.co/fBP9lqsnps

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 11:25 PM (Hk+Y0)

286 Ha, Bertram, I'm glad it's not just me who thinks it.

Posted by: no good deed at March 14, 2019 11:25 PM (uTY3H)

287 Now, maybe this mosque was a big front for a child grooming Pakistani rape gang in Christchurch, preying on 14 year olds whose parents didn't notice they had 30 year old boyfriends. In which case, hats off to him. Hope he got them all.
But shooting up old ladies bent over with their faces flat on the ground, not so much, no matter what I think of their so-called religion.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:25 PM (gQhCV)

288 > He looks like one of those inflatable dancing tube men down by the medical dispensary.

Excellent analogy. That is EXACTLY what his body language reminds me of.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 11:25 PM (0OWcv)

289 I LURVE Shatner Common People. It is perhaps the best song ever.

-----

Ever listen to Oi! music? It's British skinhead stuff (not the American nazi type of skinhead).

If you don't mind yobbos doing hardcore punk, it's basically a whole genre of music on this theme.

Example:

https://youtu.be/dbpZoLIS4H8

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 11:25 PM (5aX2M)

290 a buncha fuckin Morons
Posted by: red headed 'ette

I prefer fookin Maroon thank you very much. Has a bit more of that genteel hillbilly ring to it

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 11:26 PM (uSoVh)

291 I watched some of that video from Christchurch... I'm literally nauseous right now...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 14, 2019 11:26 PM (CLcKT)

292 Better comparison would be Bo Jackson in my opinion.

Ymmv...
Posted by: WhoCare

Here in KC the standing joke was, what do Bo Jackson and Michael Jackson have in common?
Both wear one glove on left hand for no apparent reason.

Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 11:26 PM (Iw9bs)

293 What the hell is "senior kindergarten"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:27 PM (NMAzL)

294 Expect noises about new gun laws to spur more sales.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:28 PM (CDGwz)

295 The classic leftist view of the suburbs is Malvina Reynolds' 1950s song "Little Boxes".

Renyolds was a member of the Communist Party, of course (as were her parents). Communist hatred of suburbs started early.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 11:28 PM (I2/tG)

296 rickl, one of the things I love about Donald Fagen is that in his album The Nightly, he wrote about growing up in the suburbs in the 1950s, but his music wasn't a slapdown at all, it was a fond remembrance.

(And Fagen is the last guy I ever would have expected to have that POV, as well. As I understand it he was the perfect 1970s template of a bitter hipster.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 11:28 PM (miE9U)

297 > Beto waving his arms reminded me of the robot from lost in space. Danger Will Robinson.

Another excellent analogy, especially since that thing was even more useless than the dancing inflatable tube men.

If I'd been the Robinson dad, the robot would've gone out the airlock about 10 seconds after Dr. Smith.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 11:28 PM (0OWcv)

298 What the hell is "senior kindergarten"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Congress. All the same dynamics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:29 PM (CDGwz)

299 Video won't play on phone, I guess for the best

Killing women and children is not good
Whoever did this is a sick bastard

Posted by: VMs phone at March 14, 2019 11:29 PM (dm05u)

300 Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 11:22 PM (ffYR/)

I didn't watch it, but I know people will want to. I think it's sad, and I don't care who knows it.
If Israel drops a bomb on the Palis tomorrow, I will not have a fuck to give. If Trump dropped a bomb on the hordes at our border, I'd pass out candy.
Just randomly shooting up a bunch of people ain't cool to me.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:29 PM (gQhCV)

301 159 FYI

The great Jim Brown, All American at Temple as a football player, was also an All American as a lacrosse player.

Great lacrosse player, all around athlete. He would have been great at whatever he did.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America



Syracuse, not Temple.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 14, 2019 11:29 PM (iwRWY)

302 * crosses legs and fans self *

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at March 14, 2019 11:29 PM (awqYm)

303 293 What the hell is "senior kindergarten"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:27 PM (NMAzL)


My local bar?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 11:29 PM (sy5kK)

304 Beto is grotesque. Like a boat, he's a hole to pour money into.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:29 PM (NMAzL)

305 What the hell is "senior kindergarten"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:27 PM (NMAzL)


Freshman year in college.

Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2019 11:30 PM (Y8PSl)

306 If I'd been the Robinson dad, the robot would've gone out the airlock about 10 seconds after Dr. Smith.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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The Sci-Fi version of Eddie Haskell

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:30 PM (CDGwz)

307
What the hell is "senior kindergarten"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 11:30 PM (aKsyK)

308 Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 11:26 PM (uSoVh)

I got yer hillbilly right here, son.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:30 PM (gQhCV)

309 Will any of the media wring their hands over whitelash?
Nope, they'll somehiw blame maga hats for it

Posted by: VMs phone at March 14, 2019 11:31 PM (dm05u)

310 Posted by: Archer at March 14, 2019 11:24 PM (vzk+c)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 11:31 PM (AllCR)

311 What the hell is "senior kindergarten"?


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:27 PM (NMAzL)


Just a guess, but I think Ocrazio and Beta were both held back in kindergarten several years.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 14, 2019 11:31 PM (xxAFD)

312 Romper Stomper 2: vigilante boogaloo

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at March 14, 2019 11:31 PM (awqYm)

313 Congress. All the same dynamics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:29 PM (CDGwz)

Heh. Not worthy of "ha!", that Congress.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:31 PM (NMAzL)

314 I'm sure that new suburban developments do in fact look like that. The existing trees are bulldozed and the houses are built to the same plan.

I remember when my parents bought my house. It indeed was "a pink one".

But here's the thing. My development is over 60 years old now and the houses have had many owners who have put their own stamp on them. They've been re-sided and re-roofed, have had additions built on them, the interiors have been gutted and rebuilt, and they have been landscaped and gardened. And people love trees, so they have planted many different kinds, and lots of them are huge now.

Sixty years on, the houses in this suburban development all have their own unique personalities, as do the people who live in them and care for them.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 11:24 PM (sdi6R)

At least in Malvina Reynolds' time, the houses could be painted different colors, and they were on nice big lots. Look around cities today (and Calgary is very, very bad) the houses are all exactly the same color, or at best, a range between beige and taupe, and the roofs are all the same. And they are on tiny lots, so they nearly touch. And they are all in HOA's now, that won't let you change the damned color. Friend of mine calls those places "breeder boxes".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:31 PM (nPGq2)

315
If I'd been the Robinson dad, the robot would've gone out the airlock about 10 seconds after Dr. Smith.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Guy wanted the paycheck.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 11:32 PM (aKsyK)

316 senior kindergarten is your local news. word reading mouth breathers. i'm surprised there are no snot bubbles.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 11:32 PM (KP5rU)

317 I'm watching the greetings to the new astronaut from her relatives and friends on the ground. It's pretty emotional.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 11:32 PM (sdi6R)

318 sorry. Jumpy computer.

Some people use their hands a lot when they talk. But this is a whole arm thing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 11:32 PM (AllCR)

319 There is, in fact, a Ministry of Veterans Affairs, with a Cabinet Minister. And we have the Canadian Legion, and the Army, Navy and Air Force Vets Clubs, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:15 PM (nPGq2)


When my boat stopped in Esquimalt BC, some of the gate guards were Commissionaires which I don't think we have in the US. The way they described it - all of them were retirement-age Canadian Forces veterans - they check IDs, guard buildings, all the 'guy in a uniform' duties somewhere between mall cop/TSA and police officer would be here. They were all retired from ordinary civilian jobs but wanted to do something to keep busy and make some money, and they said they were pretty much guaranteed Commissionaires positions because they were prior-service.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 11:32 PM (t+qrx)

320
And they are all in HOA's now, that won't let you change the damned color. Friend of mine calls those places "breeder boxes".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Vinyl Village

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 11:33 PM (aKsyK)

321 What the hell is "senior kindergarten"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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It's for the kids who failed kindergarten without telling the kids that they failed kindergarten. I've also heard it called "Pre First Grade."

Posted by: FireHorse at March 14, 2019 11:34 PM (furmq)

322 NZ Herald is reporting that two mosques in Christchurch were attacked, with two shooters. Also reports of more shooting outside a hospital.

Initial reports are often wrong, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 11:34 PM (I2/tG)

323 Just wanted to share. Thank GOD I had the good sense to get a reliable car last year! Maybe this adulting thing isn't all bad.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 11:20 PM (miE9U)

Just got back from 2 days in Tahoe, by myself.

Sometimes, being by yourself is a PLUS, not a minus.

Posted by: Don Quixote, dreaming the impossible dream at March 14, 2019 11:34 PM (NgKpN)

324 >>>houses are all exactly the same color, or at best, a range between beige and taupe
///HOAs\\\
I'm gonna be a free range 'murrican.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:34 PM (NMAzL)

325 Bob O'Rourke is not a normal person. He has the mental maturity of a pre-teen.
Posted by: Soothsayer

So what are you saying? He's a shoe-in for the dim nomination?

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 11:34 PM (uSoVh)

326

It's not just the wild arms, Bob O'Rourke does wildly inappropriate knee-bending movements like a liitle toddler.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 11:34 PM (VO0ln)

327 At least in Malvina Reynolds' time, the houses could
be painted different colors, and they were on nice big lots. Look
around cities today (and Calgary is very, very bad) the houses are all
exactly the same color, or at best, a range between beige and taupe, and
the roofs are all the same. And they are on tiny lots, so they nearly
touch. And they are all in HOA's now, that won't let you change the
damned color. Friend of mine calls those places "breeder boxes".



Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:31 PM (nPGq2)

And heaven forbid there's a fire in one of them because unless it's contained right quick the odds are good you'll have substantial damage or lose at least a few more of them because of the proximity.

Posted by: Vendette at March 14, 2019 11:35 PM (OKErp)

328 Sick bastard.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 14, 2019 11:35 PM (FTlwv)

329 It's for the kids who failed kindergarten without
telling the kids that they failed kindergarten. I've also heard it
called "Pre First Grade."

Posted by: FireHorse at March 14, 2019 11:34 PM (furmq)

God smiled upon me when he denied me children.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:35 PM (NMAzL)

330 Just read the manifesto of the alleged shooter. Google Tarrant Manifesto, and it should pop up.
If this is the guy who did this, we're going to hear the Left scream that it's Trump's fault. (Although, the dude says he hates Trump's policies).


Posted by: Mike at March 14, 2019 11:35 PM (c056A)

331 Try SRWare Iron; it's supposedly a stripped version of Chrome.

( though, as always, there's no guarantee )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 10:03 PM (Hk+Y0)



Thanks. Just got back from using then uninstalling Comodo. The review said it was light and secure.
Well, now, when I boot up I get a dos screen that says I should do a sys restore.

Going to do the sys restore overnight and will try SRWare tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 11:35 PM (ePWRo)

332 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 11:20 PM (miE9U)

Have fun!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:36 PM (gQhCV)

333 Some people use their hands a lot when they talk. But this is a whole arm thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It is his Latin heritage.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 14, 2019 11:36 PM (FTlwv)

334 what is with democrats and commies having double sets of teeth? I

All the better to bite the teats that feed us my dear...

Posted by: Granny Rictus the Wolf at March 14, 2019 11:36 PM (0x00j)

335 All the better to bite the teats that feed us my dear...

Posted by: Granny Rictus the Wolf at March 14, 2019 11:36 PM (0x00j)

OWW!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:37 PM (NMAzL)

336 Don, yup!
Red headed, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 11:37 PM (miE9U)

337 manifestos are complete bullshit. cartoons from the mind of deranged mental defectives.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

338 I remember how pissed I was that the muzzies in NYC were cheering the Towers.
I can't cheer this wanton, random killing in NZ.
We are supposedly the civilized. We don't kill women and children....
('Course that attitude lost us a whole lotta GI's in Nam, too.)

Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 11:38 PM (Iw9bs)

339 How can you fail kindergarten? Just not show up?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 11:38 PM (AllCR)

340 God smiled upon me when he denied me children.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
________

Sometimes I think how nice it would be if we could just adopt 27-year-olds.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 14, 2019 11:39 PM (furmq)

341 How can you fail kindergarten? Just not show up?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You refuse to nap.

Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 11:39 PM (Iw9bs)

342 Some people use their hands a lot when they talk. But this is a whole arm thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Have you folks been watching Bernie?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:39 PM (CDGwz)

343 The New Zealand mosque shootings just caused us to have an orgasm!

Tomorrow will be such fun!

It's all Trump and Tucker Carlson's fault!

Get ready for wall-to-wall coverage of Ilhan Omar explaining that this is all the fault of everyone who has ever criticized her.

Posted by: The Media! at March 14, 2019 11:39 PM (I2/tG)

344 Apropos of nothing in particular, I'd like to stomp a mud hole in Jimmy Kimmel's ass. I hate that pompous mother f*cker with the heat of a thousand blazing suns.

Carry on.

Posted by: Sixkiller at March 14, 2019 11:40 PM (l8xPm)

345 sorry. Jumpy computer.

Some people use their hands a lot when they talk. But this is a whole arm thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 11:32 PM (AllCR)

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There is gonna have to be a 6 foot "safe zone" around the guy at all times due to his wild arm movements when speaking. Not just hands by a long shot.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 11:40 PM (ffYR/)

346 Just randomly shooting up a bunch of people ain't cool to me.
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:29 PM (gQhCV)

Yep.

How'd the shooter get a gun in NZ?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 11:40 PM (d6Ksn)

347 Have you folks been watching Bernie?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Bernie has a characteristic finger movement like a chicken pecking corn.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 14, 2019 11:41 PM (FTlwv)

348 Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 11:38 PM (Iw9bs)

See now, I don't give a shit about collateral damage. If some shithole has done something bad enough to start a war over, then reduce it to rubble and get it over with quick.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:41 PM (gQhCV)

349 Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 11:38 PM (Iw9bs)

I agree with you and with Red headed 'ette.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 11:41 PM (AllCR)

350 344; that sawed off little fucker still a thing?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 11:41 PM (KP5rU)

351 I kinda prefer the Pulp version of Common People.

Its a very British song but it speaks to a lot of people who've been low and feel like they'll never be able to rise up..

Shat didn't do a bad job with his version, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 11:41 PM (xJa6I)

352 Hi Miley!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2019 11:41 PM (NMwvZ)

353 Sometimes I think how nice it would be if we could just adopt 27-year-olds.
Posted by: FireHorse at March 14, 2019 11:39 PM (furmq)

You and Morris Dees.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 11:41 PM (t6MX/)

354 so one fucked up Aussie and we in the US are supposed to be at each other's throats?!?!

come on son! we ARE better than that.

dude is a PSYCHO. that's all.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 14, 2019 11:42 PM (Rarvo)

355 Well, I got the range receptacle for my kitchen wired in today. About 25 feet of #6 wire run through spiral flex conduit. I don't know if it "works", because no range as yet, but it's powered up, and no smoke came out, so there's that.

So all the services are in to the kitchen, now. On to the bathroom tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:42 PM (nPGq2)

356 Mark! You're up
Late!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2019 11:42 PM (NMwvZ)

357 How can you fail kindergarten? Just not show up?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke



You refuse to nap.

Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 11:39 PM (Iw9bs)

You finger paint a normal two parent family with mother and father.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 14, 2019 11:42 PM (xxAFD)

358 Meanwhile, Smollett in court on charges which centered on his actions trying to paint a whole class of people as violent bigots but the charges are for diminishing the real victims of the bigots.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2019 11:42 PM (1g7ch)

359 Posted by: DonnaV. at March 14, 2019 11:40 PM (d6Ksn)

Oh,we have a guy here in the gun threads mainly who is from NZ, and he appears to have a good bunch. I think it's more a matter of strict licensing.
I also think that may be changing pretty quickly.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:42 PM (gQhCV)

360 How'd the shooter get a gun in NZ?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 11:40 PM (d6Ksn)

Trump.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 11:43 PM (t6MX/)

361 345 sorry. Jumpy computer.

Some people use their hands a lot when they talk. But this is a whole arm thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 11:32 PM (AllCR)

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There is gonna have to be a 6 foot "safe zone" around the guy at all times due to his wild arm movements when speaking. Not just hands by a long shot.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 11:40 PM (ffYR/)

Safe zone for ARMS??? I'm all for it!

Posted by: Michele Fields. at March 14, 2019 11:43 PM (NgKpN)

362 333 Some people use their hands a lot when they talk. But this is a whole arm thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It is his Latin heritage.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 14, 2019 11:36 PM (FTlwv)


Exactly. The Mexicans in Dublin do the same thing.

Posted by: Splunge at March 14, 2019 11:43 PM (ed8K1)

363 How can you fail kindergarten? Just not show up?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
________

There's a lot to kindergarten! In no particular order:

- Basic skills with words and numbers
- Socialization
- Control of bodily functions

Kids gotta go 3 for 3 or else get "advanced" to pre-1st.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 14, 2019 11:43 PM (furmq)

364 360 How'd the shooter get a gun in NZ?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 11:40 PM (d6Ksn)

Trump.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 11:43 PM (t6MX/)

Gun show Loophole! of course!

Posted by: Lefty at March 14, 2019 11:44 PM (NgKpN)

365 I the guy had an AK or AR, and there were 300 people there, and he killed 6, and injured 8, he wasn't a gun guy.
BTW the whole "false flag" thing is a reference to the MK Ultra thang. I didn't chase the rabbit down the hole enough to get it all, but if you read the "chans" enough, they all seem to think it still is operational.
Trot out the psycho when needed...

Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 11:44 PM (Iw9bs)

366 Some people use their hands a lot when they talk. But this is a whole arm thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 11:32 PM (Al)

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Fen, for Italians and Jews, hands are part of the vocabulary. We actually can't help it. My black goy girlfriend can't stop laughing about it.

But when you move into wild gesticulations using the full arms (usually with a lot of shouting at gradually increased volume) that's the mark of a crazy person. Picture a guy with a postage stamp mustache, and you'll get the picture.

Posted by: Iggy Azalea at March 14, 2019 11:44 PM (5aX2M)

367 How'd the shooter get a gun in NZ?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 11:40 PM (d6Ksn)

New Zealand doesn't have the draconian gun laws recently enacted in Australia. According to NZ Frank, who posts here, their laws fall somewhere between those of the USA and Canada. At least that's my read on what he said.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:45 PM (nPGq2)

368 qdpsteve:

So glad you're taking the initiative and going yourself to Laughlin! Most of the time I travel alone, and I have really, really enjoyed it.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 14, 2019 11:45 PM (6vFO7)

369 Off, Aussie Trollop sock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 11:45 PM (5aX2M)

370 The mags I saw on his Twitter feed were AKs.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:45 PM (gQhCV)

371 How can you fail kindergarten? Just not show up?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 11:38 PM (AllCR)

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I went to it twice. Not a failure, but I had a late birthday so I went in very young. I did well, but I suspect I was judged not developmentally ready to move on.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 11:45 PM (ffYR/)

372 If that film was genuine, it was a lot more than six killed.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 14, 2019 11:46 PM (FTlwv)

373 - Basic skills with words and numbers
- Socialization
- Control of bodily functions

Kids gotta go 3 for 3 or else get "advanced" to pre-1st.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 14, 2019 11:43 PM (furmq)


So Democrats are still stuck in pre-1st, huh? All three trip up Dems but 'basic skills with numbers' always holds them back.

Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2019 11:46 PM (Y8PSl)

374 Nurse ratched!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:47 PM (NMAzL)

375 The New Zealand shooter posted a manifesto;

https://tinyurl.com/y2n3xe52


I predict the media will now be talking about him incessantly

Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2019 11:47 PM (cRkMZ)

376 So by my count that's...what, 4 (counting me) graduates of TSU here? That's kinda unexpected.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 14, 2019 11:47 PM (reMTd)

377 All of this tranny kid shit makes me want to puke.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:47 PM (NMAzL)

378 AK's a big, messy round. Again, shoot 14 and kill 6?
Not a gun guy.

Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 11:47 PM (Iw9bs)

379 Posted by: red headed 'ette

I had red hair once. I had hair once.
Had a high school teacher who called me bernie for 3 years running. Swear he could have been my body double. Dang I would have had fun with that

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=bernie+room+222&t=h_&iax=images&ia=images

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 11:48 PM (uSoVh)

380 Apropos nothing, I've been killing fire ants with Windex. God bless Windex!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:48 PM (NMAzL)

381 356 Mark! You're up
Late!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2019 11:42 PM (NMwvZ)

For a bit, yah. Watching 'Operation Chromite'. I'm getting into Korean cinema as a way of avoiding watching Promethus again for my debate with TJM

How are you, Super Nurse?
How's Insom?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 11:49 PM (xJa6I)

382 Well, I got the range receptacle for my kitchen wired in today. About 25 feet of #6 wire run through spiral flex conduit. I don't know if it "works", because no range as yet, but it's powered up, and no smoke came out, so there's that.
-----------

Just wet your fingertips and tap the cable ends.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:49 PM (CDGwz)

383

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 11:48 PM (uSoVh)

That is too funny!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:50 PM (gQhCV)

384 Publius has completely corrupted me. I went to sleep around 1 pm and got up at 8. We haven't had dinner yet.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:50 PM (NMAzL)

385 How can you fail kindergarten? Just not show up?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You refuse to nap.
Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 11:39 PM (Iw9bs)



Spit out your graham crackers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 11:50 PM (4knXT)

386 drudge has 27 killed in NZ

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 14, 2019 11:50 PM (FTlwv)

387 Apropos nothing, I've been killing fire ants with Windex. God bless Windex!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:48 PM (NMAzL)



They're not dead, but they're streak-free.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 11:51 PM (4knXT)

388 New Zealand doesn't have the draconian gun laws recently enacted in Australia. According to NZ Frank, who posts here, their laws fall somewhere between those of the USA and Canada. At least that's my read on what he said.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:45 PM


That's correct.

Posted by: otho at March 14, 2019 11:51 PM (LkFnL)

389 Cicero - they're drowning in pools of blue.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:51 PM (NMAzL)

390 drudge has 27 killed in NZ
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
--------

I never much liked him, this puts the lid on it. Bastard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:52 PM (CDGwz)

391 The New Zealand shooter posted a manifesto;

Just skimmed the first part. The Left could not ask for anything better - you are going to hear about nothing else for days.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 14, 2019 11:52 PM (I2/tG)

392 The shooter describes himself as an "Ethno-nationalist Eco-fascist."
And this is rather interesting;
Won't your attack result in calls for the removal of gun rights from Whites in the US?


Yes, that is the plan all along, you said you would fight to protect your rights and the constitution, well soon will come the time

Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2019 11:52 PM (cRkMZ)

393 They will talk about incessantly, manifesto or not.
That Somali harpie in particular is going to be insufferable. I mean even moreso.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:52 PM (gQhCV)

394 Rather awkward shorthand there, eh, Hammer?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 14, 2019 11:52 PM (FTlwv)

395 Just wet your fingertips and tap the cable ends.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:49 PM (CDGwz)

Well, I could stick the probes of my multimeter into the socket.

But it will work. I was very thorough with my splices and connections. Has to pass inspection, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:53 PM (nPGq2)

396 drudge has 27 killed in NZ
Posted by: Jinx the Cat

I should always respect the 48 hour rule, eh?

Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 11:53 PM (Iw9bs)

397 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:52 PM (CDGwz)



Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:53 PM (gQhCV)

398 386 drudge has 27 killed in NZ
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 14, 2019 11:50 PM (FTlwv)

Drudge is a monster. How can he kill 27 people like that? And why is he in New Zealand??

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 11:53 PM (xJa6I)

399 NASA TV conerage ending.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 11:53 PM (sdi6R)

400 I'm drinking my pastry vodka, because.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:53 PM (NMAzL)

401 New Zealand isn't America.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at March 14, 2019 11:53 PM (awqYm)

402 398 386 drudge has 27 killed in NZ
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 14, 2019 11:50 PM (FTlwv)

Drudge is a monster. How can he kill 27 people like that? And why is he in New Zealand??
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 11:53 PM (xJa6I)


The Drudge family has a lotta buffahs.

Posted by: Willie Cicci at March 14, 2019 11:54 PM (4knXT)

403 I should always respect the 48 hour rule, eh?
Posted by: MarkY

I saw a bit of that film, so I would say it is correct.

I didn't finish it, BTW. It was terrible.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 14, 2019 11:54 PM (FTlwv)

404 Which is the more plausible future (after Miley gradually allows ants to develop a tolerance to chemicals) --

-- "Them!" or "Empire of the Ants"?

Posted by: FireHorse at March 14, 2019 11:54 PM (furmq)

405 Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2019 11:47 PM (cRkMZ)

According to that link, he wanted to do this to *create* more 2A controversy here in the States - it would ultimately create a race war here and cause the military to not able to project power. Because Kosovo.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 14, 2019 11:55 PM (Lhn1n)

406 Rather awkward shorthand there, eh, Hammer?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
-------
The ONT mandates that we take every opportunity that is presented. Usually, Muldoon snaps them up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:55 PM (CDGwz)

407 Miley! Mark!

We are awesome. Going to a local watering hole for a pop to celebrate pie last night out here on the coast.

It's been fantastic.

*swoon*

Lord help me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2019 11:55 PM (NMwvZ)

408 Well ya don't know if he was a bad shot for "only" getting 6 if ya don't know how many people were there where he was shooting, do you?
Jesus, you people.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:55 PM (gQhCV)

409 295 The classic leftist view of the suburbs is Malvina Reynolds' 1950s song "Little Boxes".

Renyolds was a member of the Communist Party, of course (as were her parents). Communist hatred of suburbs started early.
Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 11:28 PM (I2/tG)


And her song complains of the sameness of the housing. This after the brutalist tower block architecture that characterized every socialist country from Britain to the USSR.

The irony, it burns.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 11:55 PM (1GThF)

410 380 Apropos nothing, I've been killing fire ants with Windex. God bless Windex!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:48 PM (NMAzL)


I've used Windex on the ants in my kitchen. It contains ammonia, which is toxic to ants. Works as well as Raid, and my countertops are clean.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 11:55 PM (sdi6R)

411 well soon will come the time
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2019 11:52 PM (cRkMZ)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (AllCR)

412 drudge is an idiot. waste of bandwidth. probably flunked kindergarten, too. wore that fedora to school everyday.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (KP5rU)

413 NZ Herald reporting between 9 and 27 killed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (I2/tG)

414 I mean, he wasn't at the... hadj, is that it? Where there are like a billion all at once.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (gQhCV)

415 407 Miley! Mark!

We are awesome. Going to a local watering hole for a pop to celebrate pie last night out here on the coast.

It's been fantastic.

*swoon*

Lord help me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2019 11:55 PM (NMwvZ)

I'm hoping he will

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (xJa6I)

416 -- "Them!" or "Empire of the Ants"?
Posted by: FireHorse at March 14, 2019 11:54 PM (furmq)

People stopped for red lights will be swarmed by millions of squeegee ants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (nPGq2)

417 That video of Common People is FANDAMNTASTIC!

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (pay+s)

418 shibumi, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (miE9U)

419 New Zealand doesn't have the draconian gun laws recently enacted in Australia. According to NZ Frank, who posts here, their laws fall somewhere between those of the USA and Canada. At least that's my read on what he said.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:45 PM (nPGq2)


Not any more.
It will soon be like England.

And lots of immigrant visas handed out like candy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (1g7ch)

420 386 drudge has 27 killed in NZ
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 14, 2019 11:50 PM (FTlwv)

I believe it. The video is brutal. He went *back in* at one point and capped a number of bodies just to be sure.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (Lhn1n)

421 410 380 Apropos nothing, I've been killing fire ants with Windex. God bless Windex!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 14, 2019 11:48 PM (NMAzL)

I've used Windex on the ants in my kitchen. It contains ammonia, which is toxic to ants. Works as well as Raid, and my countertops are clean.
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 11:55 PM (sdi6R)

It also kills the chemical trails that ants use to navigate. So it cuts off the ants that don't get killed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 11:57 PM (xJa6I)

422 Well, "soon will come the time" doesn't even sound like proper English construction of a sentence..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 11:57 PM (AllCR)

423 I make it 2 minutes until the Ides of March.

Act accordingly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:57 PM (CDGwz)

424 NZ Herald reporting between 9 and 27 killed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (I2/tG)

Twenty of them are named "Mohammed Mohammed" so it makes it hard to get an accurate count.

(denounces self, a little)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:58 PM (nPGq2)

425 I kinda prefer the Pulp version of Common People.
-----

Musically, yeah, but Shatner makes me laugh harder, lol.

But still, I liked oi as a kid because it rocked. I didn't really ever connect to the message, because American society didn't give a fuck about class. Their music was pro-British, and anti-Communist, but I never really thought about it.

We had commie punks who did care about class, but only squares listened to that shit. The cool stuff was just about having fun, and flipping the bird at those squares.

As I've gotten older the message of British working class rage in that music makes a lot more sense to me, and that's not a good change.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 11:58 PM (5aX2M)

426 The shooter describes himself as an "Ethno-nationalist Eco-fascist."
And this is rather interesting;
Won't your attack result in calls for the removal of gun rights from Whites in the US?


Yes, that is the plan all along, you said you would fight to protect your rights and the constitution, well soon will come the time
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2019 11:52 PM (cRkMZ)


Meth fueled moby?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2019 11:58 PM (1g7ch)

427 Kosovo. Do they have funny writing there? His mags had something that didn't look exactly Cyrillic, but neither was it completely Roman looking.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:58 PM (gQhCV)

428 423 I make it 2 minutes until the Ides of March.

Act accordingly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2019 11:57 PM (CDGwz)

*summons the lictors*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 11:58 PM (xJa6I)

429 Drudge is a monster. How can he kill 27 people like that? And why is he in New Zealand??

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 11:53 PM (xJa6I)


Let's just say I don't think he's trying to get quads on the uncensored Catherine Bell thread.

Posted by: Erma LaDouche at March 14, 2019 11:58 PM (9gHOW)

430

I have cone rage too!

Posted by: Doggie in cone of shame at March 14, 2019 11:58 PM (aKsyK)

431 Well, "soon will come the time" doesn't even sound like proper English construction of a sentence..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Come soon the time will.

Posted by: Yoda at March 14, 2019 11:58 PM (CDGwz)

432 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 11:58 PM (nPGq2)

LOL!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 11:59 PM (gQhCV)

433 New Zealand Herald is reporting there are at least two gunmen...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 14, 2019 11:59 PM (CLcKT)

434 Well, "soon will come the time" doesn't even sound like proper English construction of a sentence..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Come soon the time will.
Posted by: Yoda at March 14, 2019 11:58 PM (CDGwz)


And fierce will be the consequences.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 15, 2019 12:00 AM (4knXT)

435 According to that link, he wanted to do this to *create* more 2A controversy here in the States - it would ultimately create a race war here and cause the military to not able to project power. Because Kosovo.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 14, 2019 11:55 PM (Lhn1n)

So, really, a leaf out of Charles Manson's book, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2019 12:00 AM (nPGq2)

436 His mags had something that didn't look exactly Cyrillic

Serbian uses a variant of the Cyrillic alphabet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 15, 2019 12:00 AM (I2/tG)

437 Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Did he mention Valhalla? Cuz he sounds likehe's trying to go all Viking and shit.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:00 AM (gQhCV)

438 *summons the lictors*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
---------

So, we should wipe the smiles off of our fasces?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2019 12:00 AM (xSo9G)

439 There was already a slobbering douche on Fox about an hour ago saying that the lawsuit against Remington should go forward because AR-15. The stupidity boggles the mind, never mind them standing on top of still warm victims of shootings to ghoulishly make their points.

Ask any one of them what AR really stands for, on TV. Then, correct them harshly and take it to them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 15, 2019 12:00 AM (ffYR/)

440 New Zealand Herald is reporting there are at least two gunmen...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


As per every fucking mass shooter report for the past 20 years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 12:01 AM (Hk+Y0)

441 NZ Herald reporting between 9 and 27 killed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 14, 2019 11:56 PM (I2/tG)


Math gets hard when you get to counting on your toes...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 15, 2019 12:01 AM (1g7ch)

442 If they ever decide to make "The Thomas Mitchell Story" (you know, Uncle Billy from "It's A Wonderful Life") then I nominate John C. Reilly to play the lead. Watching "Stagecoach," Reilly would be perfect.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2019 12:01 AM (l9m7l)

443
I make it 2 minutes until the Ides of March.

Act accordingly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


https://youtu.be/fiLaNEFyCiM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2019 12:01 AM (aKsyK)

444 From the shooter's manifesto;
Stability and comfort are the enemies of revolutionary change. Therefore we must destabilize and discomfort society where ever possible.

If the racialists have learned the tactics of the left - and having read this guy's document...he has...things are going to turn ugly...fast.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:01 AM (cRkMZ)

445 New Zealand Herald is reporting there are at least two gunmen...

We'll see - reports of multiple gunmen are common in cases like this, but frequently don't pan out.

He sounds like a lone nut.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 15, 2019 12:01 AM (I2/tG)

446 So, how strong are New Zealand's gun control laws?

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 12:02 AM (XAYDB)

447 425 I kinda prefer the Pulp version of Common People.
-----

Musically, yeah, but Shatner makes me laugh harder, lol.

But still, I liked oi as a kid because it rocked. I didn't really ever connect to the message, because American society didn't give a fuck about class. Their music was pro-British, and anti-Communist, but I never really thought about it.

We had commie punks who did care about class, but only squares listened to that shit. The cool stuff was just about having fun, and flipping the bird at those squares.

As I've gotten older the message of British working class rage in that music makes a lot more sense to me, and that's not a good change.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 11:58 PM (5aX2M)

"You will never understand what it means to live your life, with no reason or control, with nowhere left to go." It's fucking poetry. Gives me chills, it does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 12:02 AM (xJa6I)

448 446 So, how strong are New Zealand's gun control laws?
Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 12:02 AM (XAYDB)

Tight. Like tiger.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 12:02 AM (xJa6I)

449 "Whiter Than White"

I really don't want to read any more analysis of Beto.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2019 12:03 AM (NbRJx)

450 We'll see - reports of multiple gunmen are common in cases like this, but frequently don't pan out.
-----------

Grassy knoll. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2019 12:03 AM (xSo9G)

451 > -- "Them!" or "Empire of the Ants"?

The Naked Jungle. Smaller ants, but a lot more of them.

Plus Charlton Heston doing Charlton-Heston-in-a-disaster-movie as only Charlton Heston can.

Climax here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxbMjYGaSuk

The rest of it is also on YouTube if you're of a mind.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 12:03 AM (0OWcv)

452 Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 15, 2019 12:00 AM (I2/tG)

Maybe it was Serbian writing, then. And God help me, I can never remember if it was the Bosnians or the Serbs who were Muslim. Hell, I can't even remember if Kosovo is a country or a city!
But I am guessing his writing was Serbian in style, anyway.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:03 AM (gQhCV)

453
New Zealand Herald is reporting there are at least two gunmen...

Is there a grassy knoll there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2019 12:04 AM (aKsyK)

454 438 *summons the lictors*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
---------

So, we should wipe the smiles off of our fasces?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2019 12:00 AM (xSo9G)

I see what you did there.
I'm telling Muldoon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 12:04 AM (xJa6I)

455 Maybe it was Serbian writing, then. And God help me, I can never remember if it was the Bosnians or the Serbs who were Muslim. Hell, I can't even remember if Kosovo is a country or a city!

The Bosnians were the Muslims, IIRC. And I believe Kosovo is a region, a province, neither a country nor a city.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2019 12:04 AM (1GThF)

456 The rest of it is also on YouTube if you're of a mind.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
_______

I believe I am. Grazie!

Posted by: FireHorse at March 15, 2019 12:04 AM (furmq)

457 437 Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Did he mention Valhalla? Cuz he sounds likehe's trying to go all Viking and shit.
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:00 AM (gQhCV)

He was going to ride forever, shiny and chrome?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 12:05 AM (xJa6I)

458 I can never remember if it was the Bosnians or the Serbs who were Muslim.

Bosnians are Orthodox (Serb), Catholic (Croat), and Muslim.

Most of Kosovo is Muslim.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 15, 2019 12:06 AM (I2/tG)

459 So by my count that's...what, 4 (counting me) graduates of TSU here? That's kinda unexpected.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 14, 2019 11:47 PM (reMTd)

_____

I know where TSU is. I have a cousin who is a professor there

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 15, 2019 12:06 AM (flINI)

460 By the way the shooter claims that the event that led him down this path was a Jihadi attack in Sweden that killed an 11 year old girl.


I expect we will hear NOTHING about what actually radicalized the guy and a lot of "well I think Orange Man Bad radicalized him"


Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:06 AM (cRkMZ)

461 Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:06 AM (cRkMZ)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2019 12:07 AM (AllCR)

462 I just read an account of the video. I don't want to see it.
He started with a shotgun, switched to the rifle. Shot at people out his window while driving away.
Psycho.

Posted by: MarkY at March 15, 2019 12:07 AM (Iw9bs)

463
The Naked Jungle. Smaller ants, but a lot more of them.

Cannon got ate up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2019 12:07 AM (aKsyK)

464 Oh dear. I seem to have misplaced my GAF-O-Meter this evening.

Oh well. Hopefully it'll turn up soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 12:07 AM (5aX2M)

465 Apparently he said he hated Trump's policies.

Posted by: Mike at March 15, 2019 12:07 AM (c056A)

466 Maybe it was Serbian writing, then. And God help me, I can never remember if it was the Bosnians or the Serbs who were Muslim. Hell, I can't even remember if Kosovo is a country or a city!
But I am guessing his writing was Serbian in style, anyway.
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:03 AM (gQhCV)


Gateway Pundit has fast posts for all kinds of sensational shtuf, including this. Looks like the guy was trying to mimic cyrillic, greek, and english/latin alphabets.
And there was an umlat in there too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 15, 2019 12:08 AM (1g7ch)

467 "I chose firearms for the affect it would have on social discourse, the extra media coverage they would provide and the affect it could have on the politics of the United states and thereby the polical situation of the world.
The US is torn into many factions by its second amendment, along state, social, cultural and, most importantly racial lines.
With enough pressure the left wing within the United states will seek to abolish the second amenment, and the right wing within the US will see this as an attack on their very freedom and liberty.
This attempted abolishment of rights by the left will result in a dramatic polarization of the people in the United States and eventually a fracturing of "the US along cultural and racial lines."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 12:09 AM (Hk+Y0)

468 A wtf? An "Ethno-nationalist Eco-fascist"? What does that even mean?

And then that manifesto. Sounds like a Manson style Helter Skelter fantasy.
Maybe the channies are right, and it IS MK Ultra. That is actually less insane.


Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:09 AM (gQhCV)

469
As Miley mentioned above I see, the fireants are trying to invade the premises here. Yesterday, I treated the yard with bait and applied some perimeter treatment.

It will take a while for it to control them. The bait is some growth regulator hormone that fucks up their reproductive cycle.

It has to be slow acting to get to the queen. Fireants sense of "smell" is to a dog as a dog is to humans. They can detect many funny things in the slightest.

Also, every food source and the chain of it is monitored closely. They have several parallel food chains and it has to pass through several "layers" before it gets to the queen. There are thus legions of food tasters. If anything happens, the entire line is kicked out of the colony and killed.

Fire ants are a bitch to control.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 12:09 AM (f1Vqw)

470
Apparently he said he hated Trump's policies.
Posted by: Mike


So if Hillary had been elected he would never have done this.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2019 12:09 AM (aKsyK)

471 With that and with Ilhan Omar and Rhashida Tlalib
being the go to people for commentary it sounds like a good opportunity to take few days off from the internet. Have a good weekend everybody

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2019 12:09 AM (AllCR)

472 Apparently he said he hated Trump's policies.


Posted by: Mike at March 15, 2019 12:07 AM (c056A)


So Trump is to blame.

Posted by: CNN at March 15, 2019 12:09 AM (9gHOW)

473 Inevitable.

When one side rewards its nutters for killing infidels.

Eventually other nutters will respond.

For everything there is an equal and opposite reaction, in Nature, and in Man.

Posted by: Lefty at March 15, 2019 12:10 AM (NgKpN)

474 That supposedly from the shooters "manifesto".

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 12:10 AM (Hk+Y0)

475 Apparently this asshole wanted this event to start a race war in the US - but he also said he was "inspired" by Candace Owens, although Owens is black and has never encouraged anybody to go on a shooting spree. His goal is to stir shit and set people at each others throats - and it's working. Owens is already getting attacked by the left for a shooting she had nothing to do with.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 15, 2019 12:10 AM (d6Ksn)

476 Ya know, I really didn't think they had whack jobs like this in NZ. Every kiwi I ever met was almost obnoxiously nice, worse than Canadians, even.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:11 AM (gQhCV)

477 By the way the shooter ends his manifesto with some pictures of happy white people and a weird symbol - anyone know what it is?

https://tinyurl.com/y38m5j4k

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:11 AM (cRkMZ)

478 471 With that and with Ilhan Omar and Rhashida Tlalib
being the go to people for commentary it sounds like a good opportunity to take few days off from the internet. Have a good weekend everybody
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2019 12:09 AM (AllCR)


That sounds like a good idea to me. Have a nice weekend, Fenelon.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2019 12:12 AM (sdi6R)

479 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2019 12:09 AM (AllCR)

Smart lady.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:12 AM (gQhCV)

480 Well let's get this thing going then!

Posted by: Cannoneer Ft. Sumter at March 15, 2019 12:13 AM (Iw9bs)

481 Maybe it was Serbian writing, then. And God help me, I can never remember if it was the Bosnians or the Serbs who were Muslim. Hell, I can't even remember if Kosovo is a country or a city!

-------

Serbs are mostly Orthodox, but there's a sizable contingent of Musselmen. Bosnia has more, but plenty of Orthodox. Kosovo is ethnically Albanian and majority Moslem, but part of Serbia since their Musselmen were vanquished in the fifteenth century, until our own ill advised adventure in the neighborhood, when they became a UN administered autonomous zone.

Some people call them a country. I do not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 12:13 AM (5aX2M)

482 478 471 With that and with Ilhan Omar and Rhashida Tlalib
being the go to people for commentary it sounds like a good opportunity to take few days off from the internet. Have a good weekend everybody
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2019 12:09 AM (AllCR)

That sounds like a good idea to me. Have a nice weekend, Fenelon.
Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2019 12:12 AM (sdi6R)

Posted by: Lefty at March 15, 2019 12:13 AM (NgKpN)

483 This shooter sounds like a evil love child of Charles Manson & Gavrilo Princip.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 12:14 AM (iwRWY)

484 I have no idea, but judging by the blondes in the pics and semi swastika angles in the symbol, I am going with some kind of Aryan thing. Perhaps an eco-aryan thing.
Good lord, this world.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:15 AM (gQhCV)

485 Did someone say . . . Serbia?????

Posted by: Hector at March 15, 2019 12:15 AM (XAYDB)

486 By the way the shooter ends his manifesto with some pictures of happy white people and a weird symbol - anyone know what it is?

https://tinyurl.com/y38m5j4k

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:11 AM (cRkMZ)


Guy is a pre-communist 'anarchist' Moby stirring up shiite.
Black Sun

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 15, 2019 12:16 AM (1g7ch)

487 I spent the last couple of days disconnected from the net, skiing up in Lake Tahoe.

Strange, everyone I talked to seemed normal.

Friendly, non confrontational, Rational...

Had some really good conversation riding up the lifts with people from all over, including foreigners.

How come the media only gives a megaphone to whackos?

Posted by: Don Q at March 15, 2019 12:16 AM (NgKpN)

488 477 By the way the shooter ends his manifesto with some pictures of happy white people and a weird symbol - anyone know what it is?

https://tinyurl.com/y38m5j4k

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:11 AM (cRkMZ)

Black sun.

Nazi/occult/ satanic symbol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 12:17 AM (xJa6I)

489 484: Hitler was an arch-environmentalist. He'd blend right in with the eco-religion of today.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 12:17 AM (iwRWY)

490 Apparently this asshole wanted this event to start a race war in the US - but he also said he was "inspired" by Candace Owens

One really odd thing I noticed in his manifesto - he called out to other people that have done similar things to this like Anton Lundin Pettersson...but he also included Dylan Roof which doesn't make sense. Roof murdered a bunch of black people because they were black - not because they immigrated to the US and were trying to change the culture.


Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:17 AM (cRkMZ)

491 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 12:13 AM (5aX2M)

I just can't keep track. I still don't know the difference between Slovenia and Slovakia, or remember which one FLOTUS is, other than the one must have been attached to what was once Czechoslovakia and the other former Yugoslavia. Cuz I is all smart like that.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:18 AM (gQhCV)

492
You know how I know Trump isn't a "nationalist?"

Because real Nationalists hate Trump.
Real Nationalists look to the Left to "save" their world.

I see it in the comments on Youtube. Everyday I see comments about how Trump is a puppet to Jews and Globalism, and how the only way out of 'this mess' is to vote out Trump in '20.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 15, 2019 12:18 AM (fqgut)

493 How come the media only gives a megaphone to whackos?


For Progress, Comrade!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 12:18 AM (iwRWY)

494 How come the media only gives a megaphone to whackos?
Posted by: Don Q at March 15, 2019 12:16 AM (NgKpN)

You know why

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 12:19 AM (xJa6I)

495 @488: "Black sun. Nazi/occult/ satanic symbol"

And, of course, Wikipedia says the symbol was used by alt-right folks in Charlottesville, so there's that.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 15, 2019 12:19 AM (I/iGu)

496 We have an embassy in Kosovo. There is a big statue of Bill Clinton in Pristina, the capital, and a boulevard named for George W. Bush.

It is a small country, but they do like Americans strongly.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 15, 2019 12:19 AM (FTlwv)

497 All right, gonna hug the dog, load some mags and head to bed.

Have fun before fun has you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 12:20 AM (xJa6I)

498
Anyone else find it weird that a Leftist (that's what he really is) in New Zealand is obsessed with USA politics?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 15, 2019 12:20 AM (fqgut)

499 Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:17 AM (cRkMZ)

Well I think it's safe to say he doesn't like black people if he is laying this all on Ms Owens, so Dylan Roof would naturally be a hero to him. Another fucking asshole that needs to be dispatched sooner than later.
Although I will say he seems like there was something seriously wrong with him.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:21 AM (gQhCV)

500

It sounds like a Leftist who wants to make trouble in the USA politics.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 15, 2019 12:21 AM (fqgut)

501 Haππy π Day, Horde!

Posted by: Surfπerch at March 15, 2019 12:22 AM (tVQUs)

502 Worse teeth? Lisa Page, or AOC?

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 12:22 AM (XAYDB)

503 Anyone else find it weird that a Leftist (that's what he really is) in New Zealand is obsessed with USA politics?
***

the US is about the only western country left with the ability to project force everywhere across the world and an economy that dwarfs everyone else. Also, the only real conservative opposition to leftism.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:22 AM (cRkMZ)

504 @498: "Anyone else find it weird that a Leftist (that's what he really is) in New Zealand is obsessed with USA politics?"

Kinda, but New Zealand politics are small and trivial, so folks there like to talk about their Anglo siblings more often than not. Some key on the US, others Australia, Canada, UK, and even South Africa. It tends to vary based on family background and travel history.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 15, 2019 12:23 AM (I/iGu)

505 Worse teeth? Lisa Page, or AOC?
Posted by: logprof

Francis the Talking Mule is the dark horse candidate.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 15, 2019 12:23 AM (FTlwv)

506 > Serbs are mostly Orthodox, but there's a sizable contingent of Musselmen. Bosnia has more, but plenty of Orthodox. Kosovo is ethnically Albanian and majority Moslem, but part of Serbia since their Musselmen were vanquished in the fifteenth century, until our own ill advised adventure in the neighborhood, when they became a UN administered autonomous zone.

Then you've got the Croats, who are mostly Catholics, then a sprinkling of ethnic Turks, Gypsys, and Jews to serve as the cherries on top of the Sesame Street-like sundae of diversity and racial harmony.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 12:23 AM (0OWcv)

507 498
Anyone else find it weird that a Leftist (that's what he really is) in New Zealand is obsessed with USA politics?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 15, 2019 12:20 AM (fqgut)

Much of the world is obsessed with US politics.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 15, 2019 12:23 AM (d6Ksn)

508 500: It sounds like a Leftist who wants to make trouble in the USA politics.


It will work too because we are living in Heinlein's Crazy Years.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 12:24 AM (iwRWY)

509 Pi Day was yesterday, Marty.

*shakes watch*

Unless you're in one of the inferior time zones, I guess.

Posted by: Doc Brown at March 15, 2019 12:26 AM (xwegw)

510 For those who follow such things, the Q posts this evening warned of false flags before this broke... then said this isn't the false flag.
I'm going to bed!

Posted by: MarkY at March 15, 2019 12:26 AM (Iw9bs)

511
By the way the shooter ends his manifesto with some pictures of happy white people and a weird symbol - anyone know what it is?

https://tinyurl.com/y38m5j4k

Posted by: 18-1


The proverbial "wheel that's coming off of the Trump train."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2019 12:26 AM (aKsyK)

512 Anyone else find it weird that a Leftist (that's what he really is) in New Zealand is obsessed with USA politics?

Europeons are also obsessed with American politics, as if their opinions matter. But they think that they do. I used to ask them what they thought about events in Bolivia. They'd respond, "Who cares about Bolivia?"

To which I'd respond, "Now you know EXACTLY how Americans feel about your views on American politics."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2019 12:26 AM (1GThF)

513 Fire ants are a bitch to control.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


Yeah verily!

Molton aluminum, electricity, water & lots of dis soap ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at March 15, 2019 12:26 AM (LPnfS)

514 I'm about 1/2 way through reading this freak's "manifesto".

Clearly, a very intelligent man, with a structured form of reason, deduction and conclusion.

Corrupted of course, by the fact that he's also bug-nutz crazy, with highly delusional visions of pseudo-humility to disguise his ENORMOUS self-aggrandizement, ego and self-righteousness-driven actions.

Be thankful that he wasn't a Manson kind of "evangelist" to his cause.

He would've been deadly-effective, as those lacking in intellectual rigor would be SO easily sucked into his vortex of historical/sociological psychobabble.

Couple him with a Beto type, and it'd be Fourth Reich time, in no time flat.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 12:27 AM (QzJWU)

515
It will work too because we are living in Heinlein's Crazy Years.
Posted by: Puddleglum


And the Chinese interesting times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2019 12:27 AM (aKsyK)

516 I thought it was "don't axe don't tell" here.
438 *summons the lictors*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
---------

So, we should wipe the smiles off of our fasces?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2019 12:00 AM (xSo9G)

I see what you did there.
I'm telling Muldoon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 12:04 AM (xJa6I)

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 15, 2019 12:28 AM (0x00j)

517 Happy pi Day, Horde!

low carb diet ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at March 15, 2019 12:28 AM (LPnfS)

518 Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:18 AM (gQhCV)

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She's Slovenian. One of the countries like Serbia, Croatia, Montenegro, and Bosnia / Herzegovina that cracked up from Yugoslavia. It's most like Croatia, at least in that it's mostly Catholic and uses Latin alphabet.

But Croatia is more like Serbia, in that they share an ethnicity and language, if not an alphabet or sect of Christianity.

It's a weird place.

Slovakia was just a country artificially attached to Czechia after the war. They went their separate ways peacefully.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 12:28 AM (5aX2M)

519 Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 15, 2019 12:20 AM (fqgut)

I have been to Europe three times in the last two years. You cannot escape them wanting to talk about Trump.
Gawt damned stranger in a laundromat in London, 8 in the evening and a very rainy one at that... hears us talking and the first words out of his mouth are "oh, you're Americans, did any of you vote for Trump?" I could not believe it. France was not quite so bad, but it happened there, too, and Amsterdam.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:28 AM (gQhCV)

520 I just can't keep track. I still don't know the
difference between Slovenia and Slovakia, or remember which one FLOTUS
is, other than the one must have been attached to what was once
Czechoslovakia and the other former Yugoslavia. Cuz I is all smart like
that.



Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:18 AM (gQhCV)

FLOTUS is from Slovenia.

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 12:28 AM (OKErp)

521 It sounds like a Leftist who wants to make trouble in the USA politics.

The irony burns....

Ethno nationalist Eco-Fascist says he is gonna murder a bunch of people to spin up the media in the US to try and take rights away from people.

The FNM then turns around and argues that the only rational response to a mass shooting is to take away people's rights on the other side of the globe.

And most of the political world in the US nods their heads...

Would love it though if once the FNM gets going Trump tweets a link to the shooter's manifesto and asks why the hell the FNM decided to ally itself with the shooter.


Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:28 AM (cRkMZ)

522 Candace warns media.



https://tinyurl.com/yy48fh3y

Posted by: Ha at March 15, 2019 12:29 AM (MAstk)

523 And thanks for taking the time to explain things for me, YD! I had forgotten about poor Croatia, shame on me.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:29 AM (gQhCV)

524 He would've been deadly-effective, as those lacking in intellectual rigor would be SO easily sucked into his vortex of historical/sociological psychobabble.

Couple him with a Beto type, and it'd be Fourth Reich time, in no time flat.

Posted by: Jim


Not sure where you get the 4th reich stuff aside from being a murderous and coy anarchist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 12:30 AM (Hk+Y0)

525 Frito Banditorourke.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 15, 2019 12:30 AM (RuIsu)

526 There's a (moon out tonight) whoa-oh-oh ooh
Let's go strollin'
There's a (girl in my heart) whoa-oh-oh ooh
Whose heart I've stolen
There's a moon out tonight (whoa-oh-oh ooh)
Let's go strollin' through the park (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Posted by: Miklos, uderstudy vocalist for the Capris Nostalgia Tour at March 15, 2019 12:30 AM (zCyNd)

527 Kinda, but New Zealand politics are small and trivial

I was in New Zealand for New Year's in the late '90's, and the local papers were lamenting that they had given more coverage the previous year to Monica Lewinsky than they had to Jenny Shipley, the first female prime minister of New Zealand.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 15, 2019 12:31 AM (I2/tG)

528 I still don't know the
difference between Slovenia and Slovakia, or remember which one FLOTUS
is, other than the one must have been attached to what was once
Czechoslovakia and the other former Yugoslavia.


Dr. Doom is from Latveria.

Posted by: Stan Lee at March 15, 2019 12:31 AM (xwegw)

529 @519: "hears us talking and the first words out of his mouth are 'oh, you're Americans, did any of you vote for Trump?' I could not believe it."

I was in the UK during the mid-90s, and American accents always caused someone to start asking questions about the OJ trial, like clockwork.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 15, 2019 12:31 AM (I/iGu)

530 Kind of a minor tragedy that a city named Christchurch has more than one mosque

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 12:31 AM (XAYDB)

531 Francis should have announced his candidacy, and then followed up with the famous Napoleon Dynamite dance.

Posted by: Elliot m at March 15, 2019 12:31 AM (UTKPt)

532 > I just can't keep track. I still don't know the
difference between Slovenia and Slovakia

There's also a Slavonia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 12:32 AM (0OWcv)

533 Also, Trump should ask the FNM whether they want him to file legislation to ban Spyro the Dragon...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:32 AM (cRkMZ)

534 @532: "There's also a Slavonia."

And don't forget Molvania.

(Elektronik Supersonik.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 15, 2019 12:33 AM (I/iGu)

535 > Dr. Doom is from Latveria.

He left because he got tired of the jokes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 12:33 AM (0OWcv)

536 Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 15, 2019 12:31 AM (I/iGu)

It is amazing to me how much they know about us. Especially since you always hear that they hate us.

Which I also have to say I did not find to be true at all, people were really lovely to us everywhere.
But they're obsessed with America.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:33 AM (gQhCV)

537 "No one is inspired by Jeb Bush." Killer's Manifesto.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 15, 2019 12:34 AM (t6MX/)

538 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 12:32 AM (0OWcv)

Shut up, really? They only got 5 letters in the alphabet or what?

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:34 AM (gQhCV)

539 Look up the filioque debate on the divide between Croatia and Serbia.

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 12:35 AM (XAYDB)

540 Obsessed with US politics but also obsessed with doing this in a place where nobody would shoot back at him.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2019 12:36 AM (8ruUE)

541 "No one is inspired by Jeb Bush." Killer's Manifesto.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 15, 2019 12:34 AM (t6MX/)


That's one endorsement for Yeb to challenge Trump in the next election.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 15, 2019 12:36 AM (1g7ch)

542 ania, enia must mean something in their language.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:36 AM (gQhCV)

543 Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 15, 2019 12:34 AM (t6MX/)

Blind squirrel, nut.....

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:37 AM (gQhCV)

544 I guess our betters on the left are working on their messaging in time for the morning news. This is all Trump's fault, etc.

Wolf Blitzer will be having palpitations.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 15, 2019 12:37 AM (FTlwv)

545 I once heard a story that personnel from the US embassies of Slovenia and Slovakia meet once a month to exchange mail that was sent to the wrong one. Don't know if it's true.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 15, 2019 12:37 AM (xPl2J)

546 I still don't know the
difference between Slovenia and Slovakia


Only one of them is close to Elbonia.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2019 12:37 AM (8ruUE)

547 Speaking of Slovenia, there is a recent tradition (starting with GHWB) for engraved crystal bowls to be given to POTUS and VPOTUS at the inaugural luncheon, made by a master glass-cutter from Lenox. The bowls at the 2017 luncheon were made from Slovenian glass, because the gentleman who made them said that it was the best glass in the world. He started working on them way before Trump was even the official GOP nominee.

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 12:37 AM (OKErp)

548

The Games will begin shortly. Let me outline it for you.

First, the Fake News will complain President Trump is taking too long to condemn the shooting.

Second, Fake News will say President Trump didn't condemn the shooting enough.

Third, the president's condemnation and sympathy will open the door for the Leftist politician shits in NZ to reject the president's sympathy and use the opportunity to insult and blame him and his supporters.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 15, 2019 12:37 AM (fqgut)

549
But they're obsessed with America.
Posted by: red headed 'ette


Thanks to New York and Hollywood.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2019 12:38 AM (aKsyK)

550 I've always been bemused when talking with Europeans that they tend to me more politically knowledgeable overall then Americans even when they are leftist pricks.


I had one such special individual harangue me about how the Rwandan Genocide was America's fault....until I get tired enough to point out he was a Belgian and any Belgian that wanted to talk about genocide in Central Africa could f***ing start with his own country and the 10 million people it killed.


Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:38 AM (cRkMZ)

551 Posted by: Mark1971 at March 15, 2019 12:37 AM (xPl2J)

That's funny.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:38 AM (gQhCV)

552 ...
Not sure where you get the 4th reich stuff aside from being a murderous and coy anarchist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 12:30 AM (Hk+Y0)



Flip open the top of Robert Francis O'Rourke's skull. With all of his (regretfully) charismatic skills, at least as they apply to the left, and the brain-dead Low Information muddle.

Pour in the Manifesto of the New Zealand shooter, shake well.

Only thing missing is a brushy mustache.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 12:38 AM (QzJWU)

553 Macedonia has her own Orthodox Church.Supposedly, 365 of them, one for each day of the year.

Orthodoxy, Islam, Catholicism, and Judaism are the only "recognized" religions there. Protestants not welcome.

Oh, and flying the Albanian flag in Macedonia is officially illegal.

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 12:39 AM (XAYDB)

554 > Shut up, really?

Yep. It doesn't rate its own country nowadays, though; it's part of Croatia. For now.

Something tells me, though, that there's a Slavonian Independence Movement that can't wait to kick those Croat assholes to the curb. Quite possibly there's more than one, all of which hate all the others.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2019 12:39 AM (0OWcv)

555 Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 12:37 AM (OKErp)

That is so cool! As if it were meant to be! I really love glass.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:40 AM (gQhCV)

556
Wait, is Candace Owens a well-known figure in NZ?

I'm telling you, this shooter is a product of hatred fomented on Youtube where he gets all his misinformation and feeds his own hatred.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 15, 2019 12:40 AM (fqgut)

557 Slovenia is generally considered the land of the southernmost Austrians. The Slovene language is distant from Serb or Croat, which are mainly separated by latin/Cyrillic alphabet.

A friend of mine had a Watson Fellowship (Journalism) to Belgrade in the year before the Yugoslav breakup. To my knowledge, she is the only African-American woman fluent in both Russian (I think Condi Rice can calim that) and Serbo-Croatian.

She had a weekly TV show in English (mainly) on Yugo state TV.

As she said, "I'm the Oprah Winfrey of the Balkans!"

Posted by: Miklos, zhivili! at March 15, 2019 12:42 AM (zCyNd)

558 Alright, people, let's get to it! And remember: hide it! We're not supposed to be so gleeful.

Posted by: The MFM at March 15, 2019 12:43 AM (8ruUE)

559 @557: "As she said, 'I'm the Oprah Winfrey of the Balkans!'"

You get a Yugo! And you get a Yugo!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 15, 2019 12:44 AM (I/iGu)

560 Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 12:37 AM (OKErp)


That is so cool! As if it were meant to be! I really love glass.



Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:40 AM (gQhCV)

I'll make a quick correction: He started making the bowls in the summer of 2016. He wanted Slovenian glass because he knew it was the best for what he was making.

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 12:44 AM (OKErp)

561 I visited Europe during the run up to the Iraq war. I wandered around there for months, mostly belligerently (in the good way) drunk.

Almost nobody asked me about US foreign policy, and those who did were curious and non-confrontational.

Except in Berlin. There, everyone had to get in my face and demand answers about Zhorzh Boosh. I started telling them to write to 1600 Pennsylvania if they had a fuckin' problem, 'cause YD ain't in charge of shit. One of 'em even got in my face at a Barrington Levy show for Chrissakes.

The rest of Germany/Austria was fine. It was only Berlin that sucked.

I can't speak for the French because I didn't go there, except for Portbou. They were rude and corrupt, but I chalk that up to bureaucracy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 12:45 AM (5aX2M)

562
Miley wants me to be an internet influencer for her and tell everyone here how good her salmon was tonight.

If I plug her stuff, she keeps feeding me is the deal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 12:47 AM (f1Vqw)

563 562
Miley wants me to be an internet influencer for her and tell everyone here how good her salmon was tonight.

If I plug her stuff, she keeps feeding me is the deal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 12:47 AM (f1Vqw)

--Salmon is a metaphor, right?

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 12:47 AM (XAYDB)

564

Miley wants me to be an internet influencer for her and tell everyone here how good her salmon was tonight.


If I plug her stuff, she keeps feeding me is the deal.Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 12:47 AM



Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 15, 2019 12:49 AM (CLcKT)

565

Flip open the top of Robert Francis O'Rourke's skull.

................................


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


You're done. Why continue to demo after the close?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2019 12:49 AM (sy5kK)

566 I didn't go there, except for Portbou. They were rude and corrupt, but I chalk that up to bureaucracy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 12:45 AM (5aX2M)

Heh.

Portbou has had only one line of business for centuries-smuggling, bribery, administrative pettifoggery (it's one business).

Posted by: Miklos, your papers indicate some discrepancy at March 15, 2019 12:49 AM (zCyNd)

567 "Miley wants me to be an internet influencer for her and tell everyone here how good her salmon was tonight. "

Mmmm salmon. One of my very favorite things to eat.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 15, 2019 12:49 AM (d6Ksn)

568 @563: "--Salmon is a metaphor, right?"

I dunno about metaphors, but I'd guess their safe word is "sockeye".

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 15, 2019 12:49 AM (I/iGu)

569 Good night, horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 15, 2019 12:50 AM (d6Ksn)

570 Jussie Smollett may be a fraud, but his lawyer is hittable.

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 12:50 AM (XAYDB)

571 Happy pi Day, Horde!

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Easy for you to say.

Posted by: Julius Caesar at March 15, 2019 12:50 AM (CDGwz)

572 I dunno about metaphors, but I'd guess their safe word is "sockeye".
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 15, 2019 12:49 AM (I/iGu)


Not humpback?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 15, 2019 12:51 AM (t6MX/)

573 HAIL FREEDONIA!!!

I said hail, why I oughta...

Posted by: Miklos, the forgottem sixth Stooge at March 15, 2019 12:51 AM (zCyNd)

574 Jussie Smollett may be a fraud, but his lawyer is hittable.
Posted by: logprof
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Heh. Appears before judge, flashing cleavage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2019 12:51 AM (CDGwz)

575 My funny and freaky Morons, I just read Ace's thing on binary cis whateverthehell stuff below on kids claiming one gender or the other and going back and forth and my head hurts. Wut??? I mean, WUT? is going on? I will never understand.

I mean, life is complicated enough than to wonder, on each day, where to wee. To sit or stand while weeing. To wear bras or cod pieces with my pierced wee. I must not have been a good mother as if either of my male chimps had said, "Mama, this is not a penis" I would have, well, I probably would have laughed inappropriately as that is how I roll. Once a snotty visiting SIL came rushing inside to inform me that MY son bit HER son while fighting over MY son's tricycle. I laughed. She was insulted as all hell. Sniff. I mean, I was raised with my cousins and saw them each Saturday of my life, and this would be a normal day for us. And the nephew would not get off the trike that was my boys. I should have started a freakin' Civil Wahr as she is from Rhode Island and I am from the Deep South. (Side note, if you are a Moron from RI you are the exception to my anthropology of people from snotty and rude states). Wait. Back to son insisting he did not have a penis. I guess I'd haul him in front of a mirror and ask what is that thing hanging off you, which looks just like your father's and other brothers? And your dog is even male! What have you been watching on TV??? Are the Muppets now trannies?

Which leads me to this...WHY on earth do children even wonder about this today? I did not know about LESBIANS til I was in college and had to have my mother explain this to me. Cis? On spectrum? Wut?

It is like algebra, Occasional Sandy Kotex's policies and if Mooch has her own penis to discuss. I ain't got time for dis.

I do know there are creepy baby clothes out there. Celine Anorexic Dion, who met her old bald husband at 12 and somehow spawned sons (I guess they are sons) with him...well, she has a baby clothing line that I hope and pray goes bye-bye. Nunu something or other. Oui. A creepy-arse video of Celine, looking more emaciated and weird than ever, is in a baby nursery in hospital or somewhere babies are grown. Babies in blue on one side, pink on other side. Aw. Suddenly the babies are all in grey onesies.

And her clothes, y'all, have monsters and creepo stuff on them.

I am a genteel ole supermodel new grandmother. I buy him blocks that he knocks down (I know boys well). And cars. I dress my grandson in BLUE. Not grey. Not in monsters or Disney (as I have read some deep ditch perve stuff about them as well).

And if I am blessed to have a granddaughter, you betcha, she will be in a lot of pink and pastels and dresses with ruffly bloomers and lacy socks. And these genderless mutants can bite moi. The End.

Also, I hope all of you old-timers are doing well, and the new people are behaving as well as Ace, Weird Dav and all the other freaks on this blog thing. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 15, 2019 12:51 AM (6jpRo)

576 ...You're done. Why continue to demo after the close?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2019 12:49 AM (sy5kK)



Gimme my fkin' steak knives.

And I'll want hot covfefe, fresh, in the morning, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 12:52 AM (QzJWU)

577 @572: "Not humpback?"

Maybe, if they're Trekkies.

(Chinook!)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 15, 2019 12:52 AM (I/iGu)

578
Heh. Appears before judge, flashing cleavage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2019 12:51 AM (CDGwz)

--Yeah, easy to look at, but . . . unprofessional, to say the least.

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 12:53 AM (XAYDB)

579 CNN's Zucker 'winning' the First Amendment Award is like Bill Clinton 'winning' the Father of the Year Award.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2019 12:53 AM (CDGwz)

580
Except in Berlin. There, everyone had to get in my face and demand answers about Zhorzh Boosh. I started telling them to write to 1600 Pennsylvania if they had a fuckin' problem, 'cause YD ain't in charge of shit. One of 'em even got in my face at a Barrington Levy show for Chrissakes.

The rest of Germany/Austria was fine. It was only Berlin that sucked.


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 12:45 AM (5aX2M)



It is the big cities where the jackasses live.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2019 12:53 AM (sy5kK)

581 Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2019 12:38 AM (cRkMZ)

I followed an ONT link trail to a story about those Belgian monsters cutting hand and feet off people if they didn't meet their quotas at the rubber plant. They cut a foot and hand off oneguy's wee little girl, then killed her ,then killed his wife, then ATE part of them and sent him the leftovers, I mean seriously.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:54 AM (gQhCV)

582 You get a Yugo! And you get a Yugo!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 15, 2019 12:44 AM (I/iGu)

There was a Cadillac dealer, in NJ I think, who gave a free Yugo with the purchase of a full-sized Caddy.

A Yugo would probably fit in the trunk, so made sense to me.

Posted by: Miklos, driving a People's Car at March 15, 2019 12:54 AM (zCyNd)

583 579 CNN's Zucker 'winning' the First Amendment Award is like Bill Clinton 'winning' the Father of the Year Award.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2019 12:53 AM (CDGwz)


Bill Clinton, Big Sisters Dad of the Year.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2019 12:54 AM (sy5kK)

584 ...I followed an ONT link trail to a story about those Belgian monsters cutting hand and feet off people if they didn't meet their quotas at the rubber plant. They cut a foot and hand off oneguy's wee little girl, then killed her ,then killed his wife, then ATE part of them and sent him the leftovers, I mean seriously.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:54 AM (gQhCV)



Jean Claude Van Damme.

Belgian.

You decide.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 12:55 AM (QzJWU)

585 Which leads me to this...WHY on earth do children even wonder about this today?Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel

The sad fact is that they don't.

It's a feature of post-modern parents vomiting their own idiocy on their progeny for vanity and substitution of a believe in an afterlife.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 12:56 AM (Hk+Y0)

586 Portbou has had only one line of business for centuries-smuggling, bribery, administrative pettifoggery (it's one business).
Posted by: Miklos, your papers indicate some discrepancy at March 15, 2019 12:49 AM (zCyNd)

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I think it's because everyone has to switch trains there because of the change in the track guage.

I stood in that damn line for hours, watching everyone pay their ten dollar bribe. I paid mine, and when I got to the damn platform the guy who checks the tickets at the door to the train (not on it, like normal) wanted another ten.

It's the closest I've ever come to throwing a guy into the tracks over ten bucks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 12:56 AM (5aX2M)

587 Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 15, 2019 12:51 AM (6jpRo
Hey girl, you are missed! Congrats on the grandbaby!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 12:56 AM (gQhCV)

588 CNN's Zucker 'winning' the First Amendment Award is like Bill Clinton 'winning' the Father of the Year Award.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2019 12:53 AM (CDGwz)


Heh. HA!

Ima steal that one.

Posted by: Webb Hubbel at March 15, 2019 12:57 AM (zCyNd)

589 All the Best to all the Ron's an ette's, as always, y'all deserve it.

In a perversely twisted way NZ will give the perfect example of anti-Americaism at it's finest.....

The certifiably Psycho's Go Pro footage will be rabbit holed ASAP.......while countless videos of US Soldiers being blown to pieces by jihadi cocksuckers/babyrapers will be readily available, deemed "newsworthy", thus in the protected category.

Not news to The Horde, but I hold out hope that some folks are gettin "woke" to the hypocritical fucktard nonsense that what's really going on.

Just remember y'all, The Kingdom welcomes all Americans regardless......as long as Your American....Oath to the Constitution etc....

Have a good one and take care.
HbK

Posted by: HillbillyKing at March 15, 2019 12:57 AM (rfQBV)

590 9 dead? They should do what Chicago did: ban guns. They only lose a few hundred a year.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2019 12:58 AM (n6bs1)

591 I've used Windex on the ants in my kitchen. It
contains ammonia, which is toxic to ants. Works as well as Raid, and my
countertops are clean.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 11:55 PM (sdi6R)

Indeed, and cat-safe.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:00 AM (NMAzL)

592 Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 12:55 AM (QzJWU)

I don't know who he is? But if he is some old Belgian general, fuck him.
One of my best friends has a Belgian mil, she is the sweetest lady. I had no idea those milquetoast lowlanders could be so evil.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:00 AM (gQhCV)

593 Bruce Jenner, Woman of the Year.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2019 01:00 AM (CMq2e)

594 @Hilbillyking


Lone Star Rally, as always.

First weekend in NOVEMBER.

I'd call this "Advance Notice".

I'll start stocking up on steaks, cigars, bourbon.

You stock up on the saddle up and get here.

Sir.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 01:00 AM (QzJWU)

595 Orthodoxy, Islam, Catholicism, and Judaism are the only "recognized" religions there. Protestants not welcome.

Oh, and flying the Albanian flag in Macedonia is officially illegal.

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 12:39 AM (XAYDB)


Oh please. Skopje is one of the most easy going places in the whole Balkans. The main tension is that 40% of Macedonia's population is Albanian.

Actually, both Macedonians and especially Albanians tend to like Americans.

Posted by: Miklos, from the North Balkans at March 15, 2019 01:01 AM (zCyNd)

596 Posted by: HillbillyKing at March 15, 2019 12:57 AM (rfQBV)

Hey there, so great to see some of the old regulars!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:01 AM (gQhCV)

597
Good. Tucker is hitting Bezo's Amazon as a slave driver.

Hoist these lefties by their own "Worker's Rights" petard.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:01 AM (f1Vqw)

598 Miley wants me to be an internet influencer for her and tell everyone here how good her salmon was tonight.



If I plug her stuff, she keeps feeding me is the deal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 12:47 AM (f1Vqw)

I love it when he plugs my stuff.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:03 AM (NMAzL)

599 Posted by: Miklos, from the North Balkans at March 15, 2019 01:01 AM (zCyNd)

Are you Hungarian? Is that what Uncle Palp is, too? I miss you two bantering back and forth.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:03 AM (gQhCV)

600 @587...thanks, darlin.

This grandson is like,well, a new baby son to me. There is no distinction in the loves of my life...like I have them all in a box. I never thought about it before. We are madly in love with him. He just started crawling and thinks he is pretty cool. Basically his Nana is a big toy that makes him laugh and caters to all his whims. I love it!

I miss y'all as well, and YOU BETCHA I will be partying hard of The Hag and others go to Gitmo. National holiday. Champagne. Fireworks! Ace!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 15, 2019 01:04 AM (6jpRo)

601 ...I don't know who he is? But if he is some old Belgian general, fuck him.
One of my best friends has a Belgian mil, she is the sweetest lady. I had no idea those milquetoast lowlanders could be so evil.


Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:00 AM (gQhCV)



Near as, ma'am.

He's a wife-beating, girlfriend-beating, VERY high B list Hollywood Marital Arts movie star, whose only redeeming value is that it's rumored he once kicked Steven Segal's ass from one side of the dojo, to the next.

Not quite the level of a Congo Conquistador.

But from the same bloodline and stock.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

602 If I plug her stuff, she keeps feeding me is the deal.
Do I have to plug her stuff to get the recipe, or can I volunteer you as tribute?

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:06 AM (gQhCV)

603
If I plug her stuff, she keeps feeding me is the deal.

Posted by: publius,

I love it when he plugs my stuff.
Posted by: Miley


Ace should start charging you guys rent by the hour.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 01:06 AM (Hk+Y0)

604 Are you Hungarian? Is that what Uncle Palp is, too? I miss you two bantering back and forth.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:03 AM (gQhCV)

Palp is a self-declared Serb/Polish Jewbilly from WV.


I cannot claim such an exotic lineage, only Hungary, New Orleans, and the Carolinas, which is pretty boring by comparison.

Posted by: Miklos, I think we did Hungarian yesterday at March 15, 2019 01:06 AM (zCyNd)

605 Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

Jesus. I DO know who Steven Segal is, he allegedly likes to buy very young prostitute and then beat them close to death.

Fuck. I am a firm believe that it's a wonderful, beautiful world, but ther eis a seedy underbelly.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:08 AM (gQhCV)

606
What's the story with Palpatine?
I understand he's injured, but why the absence from here?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 01:08 AM (VO0ln)

607
Go to the other side of the Black Sea to Armenia. That's where Mannix is from.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:08 AM (f1Vqw)

608 Do I have to plug her stuff to get the recipe, or can I volunteer you as tribute?


Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:06 AM (gQhCV)

Simple pan-fried salmon filets, with a sauce made of mayo, lemon juice and dill, to taste.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:08 AM (NMAzL)

609 There was a Cadillac dealer, in NJ I think, who gave a free Yugo with the purchase of a full-sized Caddy.



A Yugo would probably fit in the trunk, so made sense to me.

Posted by: Miklos, driving a People's Car at March 15, 2019 12:54 AM (zCyNd)


yeah, they were practically like condiments.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 15, 2019 01:08 AM (9Om/r)

610
If I don't get these damned fire ants under control, I may starve. Priorities.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:09 AM (f1Vqw)

611 You want a Belgian (in part) General?

Badassery example #1:

Lieutenant General Sir Adrian Paul Ghislain Carton de Wiart[1] VC, KBE, CB, CMG, DSO (5 May 1880 – 5 June 1963) was a British Army officer born of Belgian and Irish parents. He was awarded the Victoria Cross, the highest military decoration awarded for valour "in the face of the enemy" in various Commonwealth countries.[2] He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War. He was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp; and tore off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, "Frankly I had enjoyed the war."

Posted by: Miklos, not a snowflake at March 15, 2019 01:10 AM (zCyNd)

612

Fire ants?
Aren't they the ants that eat people?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 01:10 AM (VO0ln)

613 Posted by: Miklos, I think we did Hungarian yesterday at March 15, 2019 01:06 AM (zCyNd)

New Orleans is many things, but boring is not one of them. I'd say you could go toe-to-toe with a Serb/Polish Jewbilly!
Seems like we had another Jewbilly from WV, but maybe that was Palp's old nic?I think I used to get him confused with publius, unless publius also had an older nic.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:10 AM (gQhCV)

614 ugh, so something bad went down in NZ.
Now i can't sleep .

Posted by: willow at March 15, 2019 01:12 AM (gLMhO)

615 Simple pan-fried salmon filets, with a sauce made of mayo, lemon juice and dill, to taste.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:08 AM (NMAzL)

Does Publius bring the mayo?

Posted by: Miklos, a Dukes fan, but Hellmans is good too at March 15, 2019 01:13 AM (zCyNd)

616 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:08 AM (NMAzL)

I can never tell when anything is done if I pan fry it. Perhaps I shall bake it or have Thor plank it, then make your delicious sauce.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:13 AM (gQhCV)

617 Ace should start charging you guys rent by the hour.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 01:06 AM (Hk+Y0)

Yeah, we spend a lot less time here on the blog, now.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)

618 >> Aren't they the ants that eat people?

You've given me a nifty idea about a fate for the NeverTrump cucks....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:13 AM (f1Vqw)

619 As I have been to wackadoodle to note every post and out of town, has there been one on Meagain Markle and her shifting moon bump? That has me reading Daily Mail again. Her walking on cobblestones in 5" heels while 8 months preggo. Right. Squatting down and standing up and the mystery of the vanishing bebe.

I laughed out loud when she signed bananas with crap like "You are a winner!" "You is impotant" for lunches of women who had been prostituted. What did they do with the Markle peels? Frame them? Good grief!

She irritates the crap out of me, and it ain't raciss as Meagain McCain does the same. No offense to any Moronettes named Meghan.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 15, 2019 01:14 AM (6jpRo)

620 >> Miklos, a Dukes fan

There's a Dukes plant right nearby in Mauldin. I pointed it out to Miley a few days ago when we drove by.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:15 AM (f1Vqw)

621 612

Fire ants?
Aren't they the ants that eat people?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 01:10 AM (VO0ln)

Yep. Same venom as wasps.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 15, 2019 01:16 AM (6jpRo)

622 I can never tell when anything is done if I pan fry
it. Perhaps I shall bake it or have Thor plank it, then make your
delicious sauce.


Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:13 AM (gQhCV)

For salmon, stick a fork in it and twist. The layers will separate. Just fry it at medium for a few minutes on each side, turn to low and cover for a few more minutes, if it's a thicker cut.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:16 AM (NMAzL)

623 Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 15, 2019 01:04 AM (6jpRo)

Ah, that is a perfect age! I love bebes! You enjoy every minute! And come back and see us more often, fer godssake!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:16 AM (gQhCV)

624 Wait, is red headed 'ette Tammy al-Thor?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:17 AM (NMAzL)

625 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:16 AM (NMAzL)

Thank you!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:17 AM (gQhCV)

626 There's a Dukes plant right nearby in Mauldin. I pointed it out to Miley a few days ago when we drove by.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:15 AM (f1Vqw)

If it's just by the Giant Ass (peach) in the Sky, I can visualize a photo opp.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking globally, buying artisanal mayo locally at March 15, 2019 01:17 AM (zCyNd)

627 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:17 AM (NMAzL)

Yes ma'am.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:18 AM (gQhCV)

628 Why the nic change, hon? I thought you were familiar.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:19 AM (NMAzL)

629 What's the story with Palpatine?
I understand he's injured, but why the absence from here?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 01:08 AM (VO0ln)

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Who's to know? Men of such of drive follow their own lights.

But we too join in your hope that he's found safely, and soon.

Both for his own sake, and ours. We have much work to do, and his vision in the field of canal infrastructure is indispensable. He's a man for our time.

Posted by: Office of The Excavator Plenipotentiary at March 15, 2019 01:21 AM (5aX2M)

630 unless publius also had an older nic.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:10 AM (gQhCV)

Dear Lady,

I believe such matters are best left to the intimate relations of the party(ies) involved.


Posted by: Miklos, ashamed, red faced even at March 15, 2019 01:22 AM (zCyNd)

631 Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 15, 2019 01:14 AM (6jpRo)

Didn't Beyonce have a suspicious bump that collapsed at odd moments?
I kinda hope the Sussex's did fake their baby, cuz otherwise I think it could be ugly af. Red hair and black doesn't usually work. She's pretty enough and I think her mama is beautiful, but I am worried about the mix here. Be a hard one to fake, though.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:22 AM (gQhCV)

632 Posted by: ChristyBlinky is a supermodel grandmother at March 15, 2019 01:14 AM (6jpRo)



I'd like to see a royal, any royal under the age of 60 or so, living in the UK, Denmark, Sweden, Spain, or wherever, say, "Bunions are not for me. I'm wearing lower heels."

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 01:23 AM (OKErp)

633 529 @519: "hears us talking and the first words out of his mouth are 'oh, you're Americans, did any of you vote for Trump?' I could not believe it."

I was in the UK during the mid-90s, and American accents always caused someone to start asking questions about the OJ trial, like clockwork.
Posted by: Walter Freeman



I was stationed in the UK from 1990-93. The most controversial question I got asked was what did I think of the Royal Family (I didn't think of them at all) and why don't Americans like football (soccer). I always said some Americans like and play 'football' but it just can't compete with the Big 4 sports at the professional level. This is pre-MLS, which has found its niche and has done well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 01:23 AM (iwRWY)

634 Posted by: Miklos, ashamed, red faced even at March 15, 2019 01:22 AM (zCyNd)

Oh gosh yes, just babbling a long, as is my wont. Didn't mean I wanted anyone to revisit their old nics, although I did out Country Boy without thinking a few threads back.
I don't think he was ever banned, though.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:25 AM (gQhCV)

635
I'm trying to figure out if Duke's, founded by Mrs. Eugenia Duke, is the same family of Duke Power fame.

I remember old timer referring to Duke's power poles and equipment as "Mrs. Duke's". As in, "You better drive careful or you'll knock one of Mrs. Duke's poles down" and stuff like that.

Or don't mess with Mrs. Duke's meter box.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:25 AM (f1Vqw)

636 I'd like to see a royal, any royal under the age of 60 or so, living in the UK, Denmark, Sweden, Spain, or wherever, say, "Bunions are not for me. I'm wearing lower heels."

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 01:23 AM (OKErp)

It'll happen; my money's on Charles.

Posted by: Miklos, courtier-in-waiting at March 15, 2019 01:26 AM (zCyNd)

637
HRH Meghan is a real piece of work. Apparently nobody can work for her for too long. Her assistants quit after a few months, it seems.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:27 AM (f1Vqw)

638 Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 01:23 AM (OKErp)

How's about Melania? I'd hate to see it, cuz her shoes are her best fashion style imo, and she rocks the hell out of them.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:28 AM (gQhCV)

639 HRH Meghan is a real piece of work. Apparently
nobody can work for her for too long. Her assistants quit after a few
months, it seems.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:27 AM (f1Vqw)

Does she eat salad with a comb?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 15, 2019 01:28 AM (xPl2J)

640 UK/Euro questions to Yanks:

In Belfast and Glasgow, I've been asked many a question about "U.S. Gun Control" laws, and related.

My reply is normally educational, informative, provocative.

Long story short.

I get lots of requests to take 'em to the range if they're ever in my area of Texas.

They wanna experience "shooting". They want to learn. They want to know.

Such as easy battle to win, one convert at a time.

The rest, the whole argument about liberty, freedom and such?

That flows like water, after the initial conversion.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

641 I'm trying to figure out if Duke's, founded by Mrs. Eugenia Duke, is the same family of Duke Power fame.



Well, Duke Power, Duke University (formerly Trinity College) are both from the Duke tobacco money.

I'm sure that Doris Duke (at one time the world's richest woman) insisted on the very best mayo on her club sandwich at all the best clubs.

Posted by: Miklos, actually a Cone baby at March 15, 2019 01:30 AM (zCyNd)

642 I was stationed in the UK from 1990-93. The most
controversial question I got asked was what did I think of the Royal
Family (I didn't think of them at all) and why don't Americans like
football (soccer). I always said some Americans like and play 'football'
but it just can't compete with the Big 4 sports at the professional
level. This is pre-MLS, which has found its niche and has done well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 01:23 AM (iwRWY)

A lot has changed since then. I have enough cable to watch games from the English Premier League, the Bundesliga (Germany), and leagues from Mexico and a good chunk of South America on a weekly basis. Then there are the Champions League and the Europa League. At the right times of year I can watch play-ins for international tournaments from all over the world. Copa America is later this year.

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 01:32 AM (OKErp)

643 Meghan is so far removed from the look of any girl he ever dated that I was extremely skeptical when it was announced they were dating. Most of his previous girlfriends looked so much alike that you could almost not tell them apart.

Hoping the Cambidge's crank one more out, just to be safe. The last two English monarchs were Duke's of York (second sons of the monarch), or the daughter thereof.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:33 AM (gQhCV)

644 >> I'm sure that Doris Duke

That's probably the "Mrs. Duke" they were referring to.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:33 AM (f1Vqw)

645 I remember an interesting conservation about soccer in a bar on Corfu (Greece). I was 'talking' to an Albanian through 2 translators. Albanian to Greek to English to me. It was interesting and fun. Never done that before or since. An English bartender, his Greek wife, and the Albanian guy. Probably a joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 01:34 AM (iwRWY)

646 I miss Palp.

If you're lurking, you should come back.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 01:35 AM (5aX2M)

647
That reminds me, I need to take Miley to the world famous Duke's Sandwich Shop in Greenville.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:36 AM (f1Vqw)

648 642: Yep. Times have changed. I think I saw a Cricket match on one of the Fox Sports networks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 01:36 AM (iwRWY)

649
That flows like water, after the initial conversion.



Jim



A friend from Hungary who is a Notary Public (bigger deal there; all are law school grads) got a fellowship to spend six months at the USC (the original one) law school.

Somehow (.....) he became friendly with the Sheriff's Department. They took him out on boats on the lake, and to the shooting range.

There is at least one give-his-right-arm to be American guy in Budapest.

Posted by: Miklos, frying one fish at a time at March 15, 2019 01:36 AM (zCyNd)

650 Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

Oh yeah, forgot about that. Not as often as Trump, but we did get ask about owning guns. I was the only gun owner ( and Trumpette) in our group of three, and got inundated with questions of all kinds.

In all fairness, I get asked that a lot by Yankees, too, though. About guns, I mean. One of my very dearest friends is from not far out of Boston and she is TERRIFIED of guns. Totally petrified.
Boston. Think about that shit. Less than 250 years to turn the seat of the American Revolution into a haven for gun control.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:39 AM (gQhCV)

651 ...
I'm sure that Doris Duke (at one time the world's richest woman) insisted on the very best mayo on her club sandwich at all the best clubs.

Posted by: Miklos, actually a Cone baby at March 15, 2019 01:30 AM (zCyNd



She would've directed that the Kroger's house brand "MAYO" be served, therewith.

Dukes has indeed, the smoothest texture and an *adequate*, yet dull and uninspired flavor.

But the Kroger's house brand has a flavor superior to every name-brand mayo you might care to name, period.

Don't argue that with me here, I'll call bullshit on your ignorance.

Go buy a jar of the Kroger's house brand "MAYO".

Then get back with me, after.

It admittedly, lacks the ultra-smooth texture of the Duke's.

But the flavor is VASTLY superior, with some tang and bite, that the Dukes... much less the Hellman's, Best Foods or Blue Ribbon, cannot imagine.

Doubt me?

Have someone you trust set 'em all up as a blind taste test.

Your Dukes, ain't gonna win.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

652 How's about Melania? I'd hate to see it, cuz her shoes are her best fashion style imo, and she rocks the hell out of them.




Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:28 AM (gQhCV)

I knew when I typed it that Melania would probably be brought up. I personally am just not a fan of shoes that can wreck your feet.

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 01:39 AM (OKErp)

653 That reminds me, I need to take Miley to the world famous Duke's Sandwich Shop in Greenville.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:36 AM (f1Vqw)

Oh yeah, that's for sure!
Gingerbread's in the oven.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:39 AM (NMAzL)

654 Foreigners and guns... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSuzQA4CZb4

Ikimasu! Baretto!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 15, 2019 01:39 AM (CLcKT)

655 I saw today that USS Wasp CV-7 was found in the Coral sea. She was sunk by Japanese torpedoes Sep 15 1942.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 15, 2019 01:40 AM (0OmEj)

656 but it just can't compete with the Big 4 sports at the professional
level. This is pre-MLS, which has found its niche and has done well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 01:23 AM (iwRWY)

That has changed some. The NFL has been dead determined to ope a European franchise in the UK, followed by more.

There is even a semi-pro Austrian-Hungarian American football league. They are not good, but really fun to watch.

Posted by: Miklos, offsides at March 15, 2019 01:40 AM (zCyNd)

657 Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 01:34 AM (iwRWY)

I love stuff like that!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:40 AM (gQhCV)

658 In all fairness, I get asked that a lot by Yankees,
too, though. About guns, I mean. One of my very dearest friends is from
not far out of Boston and she is TERRIFIED of guns. Totally petrified.
Boston. Think about that shit. Less than 250 years to turn the seat of the American Revolution into a haven for gun control.


Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:39 AM (gQhCV)

Send her up to NH to the S and W. They'll get her over that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:40 AM (NMAzL)

659

Ain't no Yankee mayo ever gonna cross my lips.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:42 AM (f1Vqw)

660 Ain't no Yankee mayo ever gonna cross my lips.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:42 AM (f1Vqw)

That sounds like a challenge.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:42 AM (NMAzL)

661
I love the taste of Yankee "mayo" on my lips.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 15, 2019 01:43 AM (f1Vqw)

662 Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 01:39 AM (OKErp)

I am pretty much over them, too! I never was that into really high heels anyway, but they do look good if you can wear them well and walk in them.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:43 AM (gQhCV)

663 What if it's homemade mayo, by Yankee hands? Sneaked into tater salad?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:43 AM (NMAzL)

664 Oh boy, you know I can get it in you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:44 AM (NMAzL)

665 The Formula One season has started, Friday practice is going on at ESPN

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 01:44 AM (BbGew)

666 Is this it?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:44 AM (NMAzL)

667 Whoa.....The Horde of Y'all wanna know what's gonna be rabbit holed faster than Psycho's Go Pro.............

His Manifesto......"They" really don't want that floating around for public consumption. To much logic sprinkled in with the horrible madness. The parallels with A different hateful ideology using logic to justify reprehensible action is striking.

As is which ideology gets demonized, an which gets a pass in this day and age.

Welcome to 1984.......circa 2019.



Just saying.......

Posted by: HillbillyKing at March 15, 2019 01:44 AM (xd1QH)

668 Yup.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:45 AM (NMAzL)

669 {{{HBK}}}!!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:45 AM (NMAzL)

670 Hi Horde, late to the party, but I have read the comments and it's an excellent ONT.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 15, 2019 01:46 AM (f8dwL)

671 That was close, never had the All6, didn't even look at count and wouldn't have posted if knew was that close.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 01:46 AM (BbGew)

672 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:40 AM (NMAzL)

I don't know... she really is the kind of person that needs to just stay away from them. She'd be too freaked out to really pay attention to anything.
She's only 2nd generation, both sets of grandparents were from Greece....maybe that's it? Dad and uncles all Korean War vets.

She's very patriotic, and over the years I at least got her to register as an Independent, and NOT vote for Obama the 2nd time at least. She really hated Sarah Palin, or I think I could have gotten her to vote for McCain.
The gun thing is a serious phobia though.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:47 AM (gQhCV)

673 ...
Ain't no Yankee mayo ever gonna cross my lips.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 01:42 AM (f1Vqw)



Yet I'd imagine you'd own n' shoot a Smith & Wesson, Colt, H&R, Marlin, Remington or many another Yankee damn gun, without hesitation.

Or is everything in your safe a Glock, from Austria Smyrna, GA?

Didn't think so.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 01:48 AM (QzJWU)

674 Hoping the Cambidge's crank one more out, just to be
safe. The last two English monarchs were Duke's of York (second sons of
the monarch), or the daughter thereof.




Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:33 AM (gQhCV)

The law was changed in 2015, so the line of succession is Charles, William, George, Charlotte, Louis, and Harry. Once Harry's kid is born, he/she is next. After that it gets into Andrew and his kids, Edward and his kids, and Anne and her kids and grandkids, and then people you've never heard of.

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 01:48 AM (OKErp)

675 Be back later, when it's closer to 1K

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 01:48 AM (BbGew)

676 Kroger's house brand mayo is made in China by Mexicans.



Fight me!

Posted by: Miklos-Jonah Goldberg , re-memeing at March 15, 2019 01:48 AM (zCyNd)

677 665:

12 Hours of Sebring is on Saturday.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 01:49 AM (iwRWY)

678 >>>Yet I'd imagine you'd own n' shoot a Smith Wesson
You bet he would, Jim - that's the first gun he bought, as soon as he was legal. Shame about that canoe accident.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:52 AM (NMAzL)

679 ...Kroger's house brand mayo is made in China by Mexicans.

Fight me!

Posted by: Miklos-Jonah Goldberg , re-memeing at March 15, 2019 01:48 AM (zCyNd)



Fking 'tard.

It's made in Mexico by Chinamen.

Do I gotta 'splain EVERY thing?

*pulls off boxing gloves as wasted effort*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 01:52 AM (QzJWU)

680 and Anne and her kids and grandkids, and then people you've never heard of.

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 01:48 AM (OKErp)


Hmmm. Opportunity calls.

Posted by: Miklos, with Kind Hearts and Coronets at March 15, 2019 01:53 AM (zCyNd)

681 I am pretty much over them, too! I never was
that into really high heels anyway, but they do look good if you can
wear them well and walk in them.



Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:43 AM (gQhCV)


Plus there is the rule that if you're walking by a good-looking guy, your heels will slip right there and then.

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 01:53 AM (OKErp)

682 And then, of course there're are the other Pink Houses...

https://tinyurl.com/yxa8ungq

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2019 01:54 AM (5aX2M)

683 I can think of several places where Miley might put that mayo, then dare publius to resist it....

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 01:55 AM (gQhCV)

684 *pulls off boxing gloves as wasted effort*


S'okay.

If I finish everything in the glass, I'll probably fall down without additional assistance.

Posted by: Miklos, conceding the day at March 15, 2019 01:55 AM (zCyNd)

685 He'd roll right over.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:55 AM (NMAzL)

686 12 Hours of Sebring is on Saturday.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2019 01:49 AM (iwRWY)

12 hours of Saturday on Saturday would be fine with me.

Posted by: Miklos, over the hump at March 15, 2019 01:56 AM (zCyNd)

687 Oh boy, you know I can get it in you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:44 AM (NMAzL)

I thought that was publius' line?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 15, 2019 01:57 AM (jaWcS)

688 ...If I finish everything in the glass, I'll probably fall down without additional assistance.

Posted by: Miklos, conceding the day at March 15, 2019 01:55 AM (zCyNd)



*clinks glass*


Cheers, you futhermucking bunuofasitch!



*drinks*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 01:57 AM (QzJWU)

689
That sounds like a challenge.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:42 AM (NMAzL)

You go Girl!

Posted by: Miklos, now finished with the mayo biz at March 15, 2019 01:59 AM (zCyNd)

690 I thought that was publius' line?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 15, 2019 01:57 AM (jaWcS)

Well, we take turns perving.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:59 AM (NMAzL)

691 I thought that was publius' line?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 15, 2019 01:57 AM (jaWcS)

Well, we take turns perving.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 01:59 AM (NMAzL

So you have a strapon then. Got it.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 15, 2019 02:00 AM (jaWcS)

692 Cheers, you futhermucking bunuofasitch!




So, how'd you learn Serbian?

Posted by: Miklos, multi-all-kinda-stuff at March 15, 2019 02:01 AM (zCyNd)

693 Paterfamilias had an issue that caused some concern. I peek back into the ont and it has morphed to mayonnaise.....hmmmmm

Are other condiments allowed to play?

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 02:01 AM (uSoVh)

694 There Will Be Ketchup: An Austin Story

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:02 AM (Hk+Y0)

695 Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 01:48 AM (OKErp)

Yes, but I just meant that Fate has intervened the last two times, and that the initial heir did not take the throne, the second son did. And I mispoke,because Elizabeth was of course her father's heir.
But her father and grandfather were not the direct heirs.


Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 02:03 AM (gQhCV)

696 Are other condiments allowed to play?



Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 02:01 AM (uSoVh)


As long as Miley and publius haven't nicknamed each other French Toast and maple syrup (or vice versa)...

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:04 AM (OKErp)

697 ...So, how'd you learn Serbian?

Posted by: Miklos, multi-all-kinda-stuff at March 15, 2019 02:01 AM (zCyNd)



*cries*

I learned it from you, Dad. I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!


/snrk


and with that, I'm off to snoozerville.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2019 02:04 AM (QzJWU)

698 >> your heels will slip right there and then.

Reminds me of this Jamie Lee Curtis scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEbh6E3ru8U

She tries to slut herself up better after seeing her frumpy reflection in the mirror.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 15, 2019 02:04 AM (f1Vqw)

699 Hot Sauce!

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at March 15, 2019 02:05 AM (f8dwL)

700 666 Is this it?

Miley is a bad, bad girl.

Seriously bad.

Somebody should deal with that, involving a factory pallet of Duke's mayo. And pics. Definitely pics.

Posted by: Miklos, a strict taskmaster (ret.) at March 15, 2019 02:05 AM (zCyNd)

701 God I can barely type. Gnight y'all.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 15, 2019 02:05 AM (gQhCV)

702 Officially no meat today.

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 02:07 AM (XAYDB)

703 Just So The Horde of Magnificently FUCKIN AWESOME Knows.......

I Love Y'all.

El Supremo's Haven for the Righteous is My online home.

Hands down the best online.....The Horde Abides.

I've been juggling chainsaws an can't participate as much as I'd like, but I lurk an AoS makes me smile as always.

So know Horde (Jim/Miley/Tammy/Slap/Pap/All the Socks, etc).....

Y'ALL Deserve All The Best.......because Y'ALL earn it.
It makes a difference, it truly does. More than y'all know.

First 7ish rounds are on me.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at March 15, 2019 02:07 AM (xd1QH)

704 Officially no meat today.

Posted by: logprof at March 15, 2019 02:07 AM (XAYDB)

Just when I get everything ready for the Santeria, he tells me.

Posted by: Miklos, multi-faith Rebbi at March 15, 2019 02:09 AM (zCyNd)

705 I done screwed the pooch, I gave up whiskey of all kinds up for lent. Its going to be a long cold 40 days for me.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 15, 2019 02:09 AM (0OmEj)

706
Oh, I just got the statement for that "Simponi Aria" infusion I got last month.

Cost: $4600.

Insurance covered only half of it, and this program they got me on covered all but $44 of the rest.

And I get another one next week.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 15, 2019 02:09 AM (f1Vqw)

707 Fish Sauce?

Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 15, 2019 02:10 AM (f8dwL)

708 I done screwed the pooch, I gave up whiskey of all kinds up for lent. Its going to be a long cold 40 days for me.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 15, 2019 02:09 AM (0OmEj)

Ask TOMORROW for a personal day on day 41.

Posted by: Miklos from HR at March 15, 2019 02:12 AM (zCyNd)

709
It's Mannix time. I want some of those loud Mannix sport coats.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 02:12 AM (f1Vqw)

710 Fish Sauce?

Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 15, 2019 02:10 AM (f8dwL)

Is that what you keep in your purse? For Old Times Sake?

Posted by: Miklos from Newsweek at March 15, 2019 02:14 AM (zCyNd)

711 My wife has her infusion tomorrow, between insurance and drug company the full cost (20k+) is covered. 0$ out of pocket for us. Side benefit is her out of pocket max is done for. 0 copays on anything for the rest of the year.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 15, 2019 02:14 AM (0OmEj)

712 I'm retired early (disabled), every day is a personal day.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 15, 2019 02:16 AM (0OmEj)

713 First 7ish rounds are on me.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at March 15, 2019 02:07 AM (xd1QH)

I'm waiting for some of the Special-one round (ok 2) would probably do it.

Posted by: Miklos, done been promised at March 15, 2019 02:16 AM (zCyNd)

714 Gnight all.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 15, 2019 02:19 AM (0OmEj)

715 Respect to all the genuflectors here with the lent thing
Personally I have to favor the evangelical tribe. Fairly I couldn't make it through a mass I am directionally dyslexic

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 02:21 AM (uSoVh)

716 Prayers get answered, thank you all.

Today's procedure was a smashing success, one the doctor placed near "hope" rather than expectation and certainly not dread...

And he told me of the group who do the procedure here he was the only one who would do it- and all this on his day off. He was so gifted and smart yet it is the quality of the character I saw in his humanity that asks me to ask you to say a prayer of thanks for him, and hopefully we all find someone like him when in need.

Posted by: Bete in reflection at March 15, 2019 02:22 AM (LTNbI)

717 First 7ish rounds are on me.

Posted by: HillbillyKing at March 15, 2019 02:07 AM (xd1QH)

And a pleasant evening, Sir.

Posted by: Miklos, also yawning a bit at March 15, 2019 02:23 AM (zCyNd)

718 -USNtakim profoundly deplorable

Prayers up.

Posted by: Bete in reflection at March 15, 2019 02:23 AM (LTNbI)

719 USNtakim profoundly deplorable

As intended-

And a pleasant evening, Sir.

Posted by: Miklos, also yawning a bit at March 15, 2019 02:24 AM (zCyNd)

720 Weird Dave ONTs are what my daughter and her 8th grade friends would refer to as "so random".

Posted by: Paolo at March 15, 2019 02:26 AM (gCzjH)

721 Officially no meat today.
Posted by: logprof


Yeah, well, fish.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:28 AM (Hk+Y0)

722 BIR- Thank you, I'm fine I worry about my wife though. Two cripples in the same marriage is more than enough. If I could take my wife s illness I would gladly do it. The good news is that the infusions help make her feel better for a few weeks.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 15, 2019 02:28 AM (0OmEj)

723 And shrimp, but, old people...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:29 AM (Hk+Y0)

724 And shrimp, but, old people...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:29 AM (Hk+Y0)

Would that be Jumbo Shrimp?

Posted by: Miklos, by the hot water heater at March 15, 2019 02:31 AM (zCyNd)

725 Prayers get answered, thank you all.



Today's procedure was a smashing success, one the doctor placed near "hope" rather than expectation and certainly not dread...



And he told me of the group who do the procedure here he was the
only one who would do it- and all this on his day off. He was so gifted
and smart yet it is the quality of the character I saw in his humanity
that asks me to ask you to say a prayer of thanks for him, and hopefully
we all find someone like him when in need.

Posted by: Bete in reflection at March 15, 2019 02:22 AM (LTNbI)


Yay! I haven't read of this until now but am glad it worked out!

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:33 AM (OKErp)

726 Would that be Jumbo Shrimp?
Posted by: Miklos


Only if you can stuff them in the grinder with lots of garlic and onions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:33 AM (Hk+Y0)

727
Well, Lori Loughlin's career is now over. She's radioactive. Hallmark has cut all ties, and stopped production of everything she was working on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2019 02:34 AM (f1Vqw)

728 USNtakim profoundly deplorable. I get that "take your wife's illness". I'm functioning right now, but if it were a loved one...

Prayers are for you both, cause I'll be your Lent given up Whiskey it is hers not yours. That's love my man, a desire to take pain and give relief at personal cost. You are rich in the best places.

Posted by: Bete in reflection at March 15, 2019 02:37 AM (LTNbI)

729 *This ONT has been revised to better reflect Dave's views*

Take One -- It was Gingy, in Dave's office, with a rolling pin.

Take Two -- The Yahoo Group wants you to know we're just joshing. The ONT loves our canoehead brethren.

Thanks for the ONT weirddave.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 02:37 AM (Z4rgH)

730 *This ONT has been revised to better reflect Dave's views*



Take One -- It was Gingy, in Dave's office, with a rolling pin.





Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 02:37 AM (Z4rgH)

No, it was Gingy, in Dave's office, with circular knitting needles.

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:39 AM (OKErp)

731
Only if you can stuff them in the grinder with lots of garlic and onions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:33 AM (Hk+Y0)

I have a sausage grinder/stuffer. Is the garlic to mask the old people taste/aroma, or for its own sake?

Posted by: Miklos, knowing how the sausage is made at March 15, 2019 02:39 AM (zCyNd)

732 Prayers for all, Bete.
>>>Would that be Jumbo Shrimp?

Posted by: Miklos
For shrimp bisque tomorrow.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 02:41 AM (NMAzL)

733 Posted by: Miklos
For shrimp bisque tomorrow.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 02:41 AM (NMAzL)


Ahhhh...that requires cream.

(Publius is away from the computer, right?)

Posted by: Miklos, third shift sous-chef at March 15, 2019 02:43 AM (zCyNd)

734 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 02:41 AM (NMAzL)



Question: Do you both agree on Miracle Whip?

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:43 AM (OKErp)

735 Today's procedure was a smashing success, one the doctor placed near "hope" rather than expectation and certainly not dread...

And he told me of the group who do the procedure here he was the only one who would do it- and all this on his day off. He was so gifted and smart yet it is the quality of the character I saw in his humanity that asks me to ask you to say a prayer of thanks for him, and hopefully we all find someone like him when in need.
Posted by: Bete in reflection at March 15, 2019 02:22 AM (LTNbI)

That is good news, Bete, and I hope that there is more to come!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2019 02:48 AM (nPGq2)

736

Vendette- I posted on the ONT a couple nights ago I went in...wow, almost exactly a week ago, I went in because a pain in my neck I thought was from shoveling had somehow spread to my arm suddenly turned into a diagnosis of Cancer. From " Why can't I lift my arm well?" to "WTF?!?!" in a span of hours.

But I'm looking at it as God trying to guide me, as I haven't been happy and certainly not doing all for His glory (not that any of us can, but I was putting in a Jeb "please clap" effort on it Sure some of this is still shock, but I've got to use this as a wake up call.

Hell look at how many others here fight, claw and scratch and never give up. I love this place and its peeps, and have to try to follow these funny text box peeps example.

Ive been talking to friends I havent in 20 yrs this week. I'm choosing to decide to be a different me, and I want that to be a happier one damn it.

Plus it doesn't hurt that HCWNBP.

Posted by: Bete in reflection at March 15, 2019 02:48 AM (LTNbI)

737 I have a sausage grinder/stuffer. Is the garlic to mask the old people taste/aroma, or for its own sake?
Posted by: Miklos


*cigar*

Sure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:48 AM (Hk+Y0)

738 Question: Do you both agree on Miracle Whip?
Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:43 AM (OKErp)

And if not, remember there is always room for (roofie) Jello

-Bill Cosby

Posted by: Bete in reflection at March 15, 2019 02:50 AM (LTNbI)

739 Ahhhh...that requires cream.



(Publius is away from the computer, right?)

Posted by: Miklos, third shift sous-chef at March 15, 2019 02:43 AM (zCyNd)

Not this recipe. Besides, I just whipped all my cream to go with the warm gingerbread.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 02:51 AM (NMAzL)

740 Question: Do you both agree on Miracle Whip?
Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:43 AM (OKErp)

Miracle Whip isn't mayonnaise, but it does make a tolerable sandwich spread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2019 02:51 AM (nPGq2)

741 Posted by: Bete in reflection at March 15, 2019 02:48 AM (LTNbI)



I've been out of pocket around here for a bit for a few health problems of my own (not as bad as yours) so I didn't know. Best wishes to you!

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:52 AM (OKErp)

742 Question: Do you both agree on Miracle Whip?


Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:43 AM (OKErp)

No Miracle Whip for me.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 02:52 AM (NMAzL)

743 No, it was Gingy, in Dave's office, with circular knitting needles.
Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:39 AM (OKErp)

I have a hot pink pair that look particularly lethal.....

And they are perfectly legal to take on the plane. Whodathunk?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 15, 2019 02:54 AM (vVOK2)

744 Ive been talking to friends I havent in 20 yrs this
week. I'm choosing to decide to be a different me, and I want that to be
a happier one damn it.



Plus it doesn't hurt that HCWNBP.

Posted by: Bete in reflection at March 15, 2019 02:48 AM (LTNbI)

This sounds wonderful, and I'm praying for you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 02:54 AM (NMAzL)

745 Question: Do you both agree on Miracle Whip?
Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:43 AM (OKErp)

Miracle Whip isn't mayonnaise, but it does make a tolerable sandwich spread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2019 02:51 AM (nPGq2)


Hint-you're soaking in it.

Posted by: Miklos, witha weird Madge-based random thought at March 15, 2019 02:55 AM (zCyNd)

746


heheheheh eh heheh... "sausage grinder/stuffer".... heheh

Posted by: beavis at March 15, 2019 02:56 AM (LkFnL)

747 Hint-you're soaking in it.
Posted by: Miklos, witha weird Madge-based random thought at March 15, 2019 02:55 AM (zCyNd)

Naw, it doesn't taste anything like Mercon IV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2019 02:58 AM (nPGq2)

748 No, it was Gingy, in Dave's office, with circular knitting needles.

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:39 AM (OKErp)




I have a hot pink pair that look particularly lethal.....




And they are perfectly legal to take on the plane. Whodathunk?


Posted by: tcn in AK at March 15, 2019 02:54 AM (vVOK2)

I once served jury duty and brought knitting to pass the time in the jury lounge. There were other ladies in the room who did the same. A guy walked into the jury lounge and asked me now I got the knitting needles into the courthouse because his knitting project was confiscated by security. He picked it up when he left for the day. He was a bit mad. Of course, I brought a camera into the place on day one and on day two (I got on a jury) security noticed it and I had to do the pickup thing at the end of the day.

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 02:59 AM (OKErp)

749 AoP- Thank you much.

Biggest mixed bag to treatment right now is that I'm on (though a different kind of course) the steroid diet of your average 80s superstar pro wrestler and so for someone whose baseline is a form of depression- literally my diagnosis- mild mania is proving to be a wild ride I've never had.

Plus I practically a teetotaler due to impulse issues I've now had a sampling of a wide variety of drugs that I've only heard of before. Don't fancy any of them them, but can check a box....and would check many of them if I took a piss test right now as well.

Posted by: Bete in reflection at March 15, 2019 02:59 AM (LTNbI)

750 Naw, it doesn't taste anything like Mercon IV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2019 02:58 AM (nPGq2)

The IV doesn't taste like anything, silly.

The tongue depressors don't grow on trees, either.

Posted by: Miklos, LPM (licensed practical Miklos) at March 15, 2019 03:01 AM (zCyNd)

751 Should I have a second piece of gingerbread?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 03:04 AM (NMAzL)

752 Well, it's gone midnight here. so officially the Ides of March. So I am off to bed. If Caesar had have stayed in bed, he might be alive today.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2019 03:05 AM (nPGq2)

753 Should I have a second piece of gingerbread?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 03:04 AM (NMAzL)

Heh.

Already gone.

Tasty!

Posted by: The Long Arm of Miklos at March 15, 2019 03:05 AM (zCyNd)

754 Miley- Thank you, it means a lot to me. Its the only request I've been making of people, other than asking them to let me explain why I want to see this as an opportunity for me rather than as a chance to feel a victim...though that's in part due to places like this and me not hanging around those who are looking to increase their victim status.

I got dealt a shit hand, might as well see if I can play it out or at least help someone else be able to steel the rest of cancers chips so it loses in the end. I know I may not win, but I'm determined to make sure this bastard is going to have to work its ass of to beat me.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 15, 2019 03:08 AM (LTNbI)

755 Nite, welcome Canuck guest in American country!

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at March 15, 2019 03:08 AM (zCyNd)

756 “These are the times that try Morons' souls. The summer soldier and the daywalking commenter will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their thread; but he that stands by it now, even unto 1000 comments, deserves the love and thanks of 'ron and 'ette. Trolls, like hell, are not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the Valu-Rite.”

Posted by: Miklos Paine at March 15, 2019 03:16 AM (zCyNd)

757 I done screwed the pooch, I gave up whiskey of all kinds up for lent. Its going to be a long cold 40 days for me.





Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 15, 2019 02:09 AM (0OmEj)

---
but not rum, right?

or whisky.

go for it!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2019 03:17 AM (rf8q9)

758 Help!

driving myself crazy looking for a word and searches are to general to pin it down.

A soldier who goes from enlisted to officer is a mustang.

What is a soldier who goes from the Army to the Navy - or vice versa?

I could have sworn there is a general term for this, any help is appreciated.

Posted by: troll so hard at March 15, 2019 03:32 AM (UCCfH)

759 I got dealt a shit hand, might as well see if I can
play it out or at least help someone else be able to steel the rest of
cancers chips so it loses in the end. I know I may not win, but I'm
determined to make sure this bastard is going to have to work its ass of
to beat me.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 15, 2019 03:08 AM (LTNbI)
All kinds of unexpected things happen when Fate shuffles the deck. I think you have the best possible attitude, towards this latest challenge and towards life in general.
A friend of mine got AIDS back in the 90s. He told me that before that, he'd been a real asshole. Dealing with AIDS taught him humility and goodness.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 15, 2019 03:35 AM (NMAzL)

760 Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 15, 2019 03:08 AM (LTNbI)



All I can do at this hour is give you a virtual hug.



{{{{{Bete}}}}}

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 03:41 AM (OKErp)

761 What is a soldier who goes from the Army to the Navy - or vice versa?



I could have sworn there is a general term for this, any help is appreciated.



Posted by: troll so hard at March 15, 2019 03:32 AM (UCCfH)

Traitor?
(Honestly, ask this in the morning thread and there will be people who can answer you, especially posters like Nevergiveup and VIA)

Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 03:45 AM (OKErp)

762 Is there video?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 15, 2019 03:49 AM (feyT1)

763 >>716 Prayers get answered, thank you all.

Today's procedure was a smashing success, one the doctor placed near "hope" rather than expectation and certainly not dread...

Bete in reflection, that is great news! Thanks for updating

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2019 03:49 AM (6/HpT)

764 What is a soldier who goes from the Army to the Navy - or vice versa?



I could have sworn there is a general term for this, any help is appreciated.

Posted by: troll so hard at March 15, 2019 03:32 AM (UCCfH)

---
traitor?


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2019 03:51 AM (rf8q9)

765 487 I spent the last couple of days disconnected from the net, skiing up in Lake Tahoe.

Strange, everyone I talked to seemed normal.

Friendly, non confrontational, Rational...

Had some really good conversation riding up the lifts with people from all over, including foreigners.

How come the media only gives a megaphone to whackos?
Posted by: Don Q at March 15, 2019 12:16 AM (NgKpN)


I'm going skiing myself next, Aspen, and wish I could stay disconnected. I planned on leaving my phone behind but there is just too much news going on that drive me nuts not knowing. I may use the parental controls and limit myself to a a couple hours each day. I dunno.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 15, 2019 03:52 AM (Xqo6t)

766 Posted by: Vendette at March 15, 2019 03:45 AM (OKErp)

---
GMTA!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2019 03:52 AM (rf8q9)

767 758 A soldier who goes from enlisted to officer is a mustang.

Not commissioned officers can be designated via a warrant and are called warrant officers. I don't know if that is exclusive to Army though. Rank wise, they are above an NCO and below a commissioned officer.

They usually have specialized tech skills.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 03:56 AM (Z4rgH)

768 >>>I got dealt a shit hand, might as well see if I can
play it out or at least help someone else be able to steel the rest of
cancers chips so it loses in the end. I know I may not win, but I'm
determined to make sure this bastard is going to have to work its ass of
to beat me.

Posted by: Bete in reflection...and a bit manic at March 15, 2019 03:08 AM (LTNbI)


Yep, and looking outward is one of the best things you can do, & fight with all you've got. God Bless you and your doctor!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2019 04:03 AM (6/HpT)

769 That is no moon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 15, 2019 04:06 AM (feyT1)

770 another long day of chainsawing errands again today in a few hours...

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 15, 2019 04:10 AM (rf8q9)

771 Just another hundred?
Finished chainsawing part of tree that came down a few weeks ago yesterday, still have 8 foot of trunk from last year to get rid of

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 04:16 AM (BbGew)

772 Windy last nite. We lost power for about an hour.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2019 04:20 AM (6/HpT)

773 I think the paterfamilias may be sinking into the last stage of Alzheimer's complete loss of recognition and loss of verbal communication. He's frightened and confused. Once again I am trying to sleep on the couch without much success
Stepped out on my porch for awhile and listened to a pair of Great Horned owls down by my crick.I don't want to do what I'm doing but it's family enough said. I wouldn't trade where I live for anything. I would wager when Bill Maher is home alone, he is a lonely depressed little neurotic. Screw you little Billy.

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 04:27 AM (uSoVh)

774 Mornin' Hordies.

Regarding that Simpsons video, it takes the internet to explain the internet to me:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-got-the-dud

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 15, 2019 04:31 AM (kQs4Y)

775 Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 04:27 AM

Hang in there, you are doing a wonderful thing.

It sounds like you live in a good place to be able to handle stress

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2019 04:40 AM (6/HpT)

776 Had trouble getting up, glad its Friday

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 04:44 AM (BbGew)

777 Posted by: My life is insanity

That's what we hang from stuff and throw poop

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 04:48 AM (uSoVh)

778 TGIF everybody!

I'm off, have a great day all

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2019 04:48 AM (6/HpT)

779 .....we monkeys....

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 04:48 AM (uSoVh)

780 Lol

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2019 04:50 AM (6/HpT)

781 Always good when i can start my day with a laugh! Helps with the insanity of it all

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2019 04:52 AM (6/HpT)

782 dailytimewaster - freight train with antlers and attitude
http://tinyurl.com/yydrtyuc

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 05:20 AM (BbGew)

783 Well, Lori Loughlin's career is now over. She's radioactive. Hallmark has cut all ties, and stopped production of everything she was working on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Hallmark is still running Christmas movies. I started watching one tonight and stayed with it only because I wanted to see the heroine reunited with her dog from her TWO tours of duty in Afghanistan. She was reunited with 30 seconds left in the movie. Lots of cookies, though.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 15, 2019 05:30 AM (+Tibp)

784 yo whats sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2019 05:36 AM (JFO2v)

785 yo whats sup
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2019 05:36 AM (JFO2v)

Good morning/night.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 15, 2019 05:39 AM (Xqo6t)

786 I guess could say good morning as it's close to that, that it's dark again sucks, had to find a building never been to this week and would have been easy in light.
Raining here

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 05:43 AM (BbGew)

787 Bate, that's great news!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2019 05:45 AM (sy5kK)

788 I think it is funny that libs created a system to award coveted entry slots to academically undeserving students to assuage their guilt. Then created another system to get their children out of the system. TFF!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2019 05:51 AM (JFO2v)

789 Morning!
Windy windy day here, especially yesterday afternoon.
I look out and see that my bird feeders pole is lying on the ground. That thing is sunk into the ground and has been there for about 20 years.
Bent the hell of a feeder I had for 30 years.
You can't keep anything nice.

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2019 06:08 AM (8ikIW)

790 hi 50s here today! maybe a lil rain

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2019 06:09 AM (JFO2v)

791 There are Warrant Officers in the Navy too.
But generally speaking, a mustang is a person that starts out enlisted and then goes to college/service academy and receives a commission.

Posted by: JAS at March 15, 2019 06:11 AM (KOCKb)

792 2nd attempt hiya

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2019 06:17 AM (CLGBM)

793
788 I think it is funny that libs created a system to award coveted entry slots to academically undeserving students to assuage their guilt. Then created another system to get their children out of the system. TFF!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2019 05:51 AM (JFO2v)


Bathing in the afterglow of having created the first system satisfied them ... until they determined that their little preciousnesses would be screwed by it. Then it was, "Screw all y'all, I'm getting mine for mine!"

And now all involved are radioactive, as observed. Just desserts raised to the just desserts power!

Posted by: no, just desserts does not refer to jello-encased mandarin oranges at March 15, 2019 06:18 AM (pNxlR)

794 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2019 06:25 AM (Mb5QW)

795 And now all involved are radioactive, as observed. Just desserts raised to the just desserts power!
Posted by: no, just desserts does not refer to jello-encased mandarin oranges at March 15, 2019 06:18 AM (pNxlR)

phase 1 was about 50 people. So how many really involved? 500? 1000?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2019 06:26 AM (JFO2v)

796 phase 1 was about 50 people. So how many really involved? 500? 1000?

"Billions"

Zombie Carl Sagan

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2019 06:31 AM (CLGBM)

797 So how many really involved? 500? 1000?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2019 06:26 AM (JFO2v)


Enough that elite universities are reviewing their celebrity admissions to look for fraud.

I'm sure more than a few well-known names are yet to be dropped.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2019 06:31 AM (Y8PSl)

798 I missed the crazy shooter's manifesto (already off the web) - can someone give me a quick summary?
why are some calling him an eco-fascist
why on earth is Candace Owens mentioned?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2019 06:32 AM (dm05u)

799 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

800 phase 1 was about 50 people. So how many really involved? 500? 1000?
Posted by: rhennigantx


Probably a lot more. One coach involved told one family that "the system" had been used successfully 800 times. It's been going on for years. I'd bet we're seeing just the tip.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2019 06:34 AM (Mb5QW)

801 Been doing stuff for my four meetings today. Can't wait for school to open after Spring Break,

I need a break from the Break.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

802 Time up for me.

Have a blessed and serene day. May flowers greet you as you walk out the door, and not more snow or ice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2019 06:42 AM (u82oZ)

803
I think the paterfamilias may be sinking into the last stage of Alzheimer's complete loss of recognition and loss of verbal communication. He's frightened and confused.
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 04:27 AM


Interesting article I just read. The largest organ in the body is our skin. There has been some theorizing for some time now that inflammation is behind Alzheimer's. The article showed some research that daily application of skin cream lowered three markers of inflammation. Interesting read:


https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/health-and-medicine
/article227547369.html

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 06:45 AM (jYje5)

804 803 There has been some theorizing for some time now that inflammation is behind Alzheimer's. The article showed some research that daily application of skin cream lowered three markers of inflammation.

*lowers basket*

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the 'Zeimers.

Do you really think the only thing that kept us from alzheimers in the past 2 million years is LOTION?

I think there is better evidence that putting sunscreen on blocks beneficial vitamin D formation.

ymmv

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 06:52 AM (Z4rgH)

805 I need a break from the Break.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

Like the monday after vacas most people are worthless!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2019 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

806 Well, Lori Loughlin's career is now over. She's radioactive. Hallmark has cut all ties, and stopped production of everything she was working on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

When Hallmark gives you the boot...where do you go ?

Posted by: antisocialist at March 15, 2019 06:55 AM (kqulf)

807
Do you really think the only thing that kept us from alzheimers in the past 2 million years is LOTION?

I think there is better evidence that putting sunscreen on blocks beneficial vitamin D formation.

ymmv

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 06:52 AM


For 99.999999999999% of the past 2 million years we didn't have inflammatory response promoting foods like we do today. Just the opposite.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 06:56 AM (jYje5)

808
When Hallmark gives you the boot...where do you go ?

Posted by: antisocialist at March 15, 2019 06:55 AM


Pretty much incest pron. Stepmom milf stuff.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 06:57 AM (jYje5)

809 Not to mention her idiot spawn has been dropped from several very lucrative clothing and makeup deals. So, about all she's got left is YouTube and community college.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 15, 2019 06:58 AM (kqulf)

810 Waiting for CNN to worry about backlash against the Christian community in NZ....

Posted by: jsg at March 15, 2019 07:00 AM (3QAPJ)

811 Not to mention her idiot spawn has been dropped from several very lucrative clothing and makeup deals. So, about all she's got left is YouTube and community college.
__________________

Bet it's pretty tense in the Loughlin household right now. Lots of kids do the "mom you're ruining my life!" whine, but in this case, it may actually be true. (Although since dad is reportedly worth @ $80 mill, they'll probably survive).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 15, 2019 07:04 AM (fqUgw)

812 A half mil to get an uninterested kid who's already loaded into....USC.

I'm thinking Lori Loughlin wishes she'd been smart and joined that sex cult instead.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2019 07:06 AM (oVJmc)

813 Where is Old Zealand ?

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2019 07:07 AM (CLGBM)

814 807 For 99.999999999999% of the past 2 million years we didn't have inflammatory response promoting foods like we do today. Just the opposite.

For the past 2 million years, we ate anything that grew, wiggled, swam, flew, or walked around on zero to 6 legs.

Now we are allergic to peanuts, gluten and life.

Oh yeah, I blame lotions. And witches potions.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 07:07 AM (Z4rgH)

815 810 Waiting for CNN to worry about backlash against the Christian community in NZ....
______________

Hope you've laid in plenty of supplies, because you'll be waiting a long, long time.

Our "betters" should have been worrying about the inevitable backlash against various communities when they were re-engineering our societies without the consent of the people living in them, and importing more "diversity" to make themselves feel more virtuous.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 15, 2019 07:08 AM (fqUgw)

816
Oh yeah, I blame lotions. And witches potions.



Dude:

Truuuuuummmpppp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2019 07:09 AM (oVJmc)

817 From JFK and Hubert Humphrey to Beto O'Rourke and Kamala Harris. That's called depreciation of stock value.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 15, 2019 07:10 AM (H8QX8)

818 Not to mention her idiot spawn has been dropped from several very lucrative clothing and makeup deals. So, about all she's got left is YouTube and community college.
Posted by: antisocialist


Mommy & daddy are worth $88 million. Kid is not hurting.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2019 07:11 AM (Mb5QW)

819 I really don't get this celebrity college thing especially the Lori Loughlin situation. People go to college to get good jobs to make themselves wealthier. When you're already stinking rich, and not even the slightest bit academically inclined, why would you even bother?

Go take selfies for instagram or whatever.

Posted by: Gem at March 15, 2019 07:12 AM (XoAz8)

820 For 99.999999999999% of the past 2 million years we didn't have inflammatory response promoting foods like we do today. Just the opposite.

For the past 2 million years, we ate anything that grew, wiggled, swam, flew, or walked around on zero to 6 legs.

Now we are allergic to peanuts, gluten and life.

Oh yeah, I blame lotions. And witches potions.
Posted by: GnuBreed


We also didn't cook with aluminum and rub/spray it into our armpits (anti-perspirant)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2019 07:13 AM (Mb5QW)

821 For 99.999999999999% of the past 2 million years
we didn't have inflammatory response promoting foods like we do today.
Just the opposite.



For the past 2 million years, we ate anything that grew, wiggled, swam, flew, or walked around on zero to 6 legs.



Now we are allergic to peanuts, gluten and life.



Oh yeah, I blame lotions. And witches potions.


Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 07:07 AM

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It's only been within the last 50 years or so that kids with severe food allergies survived childhood. Now they not only are surviving but they are breeding more kids with severe allergies. In the past most of those kids never made it out of childhood.

When I was a young kid I personally knew half a dozen or so families in our small circle of social life that had lost a child before they turned 5 or so. It was not uncommon then and most of those were lost due to childhood diseases before we had vaccinations and food allergies.

It's no surprise we are seeing more and more people with food allergies.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 15, 2019 07:14 AM (JUOKG)

822 808
When Hallmark gives you the boot...where do you go ?

Posted by: antisocialist at March 15, 2019 06:55 AM

Pretty much incest pron. Stepmom milf stuff.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 06:57 AM (jYje5)

Bulwark Wives in Heat.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2019 07:14 AM (VaN/j)

823
"Well, Lori Loughlin's career is now over. She's
radioactive. Hallmark has cut all ties, and stopped production of
everything she was working on.


Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
"

I wonder if they sent her a card perfect for the occasion.


Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2019 07:19 AM (MxEKc)

824 Spring Break? During the Winter? You must be in Northern VA.

Posted by: JAS at March 15, 2019 07:19 AM (KOCKb)

825 Well, the people with acute food allergies probably died young, until antihistamines became common. So they lived long enough to breed.

But isn't corn/corn syrup a big culprit in inflammation? That stuff is in everything.

Posted by: Gem at March 15, 2019 07:21 AM (XoAz8)

826 Bulwark Wives in Heat.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2019 07:14 AM (VaN/j)


Didn't know Lori was into wearing strap-ons.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2019 07:22 AM (Y8PSl)

827 Anybody seen NGU today?


Wonder if he's in Portsmouth this weekend

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2019 07:22 AM (jg1QG)

828 Wonder if he's in Portsmouth this weekend

What's that a euphemism for?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2019 07:26 AM (oVJmc)

829 A creepy thought hit me: The Democrats (my governor certainly) would like that little girl never to have been born.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2019 07:26 AM (VaN/j)

830
Just thought of another problem with self-driving cars. I went out to the local stop n shop through a school zone. Flashing lights, 15 mph. Looked down at my Garmin and it said 35 mph speed limit.

So they have to figure a way to look for those blinking lights and adjust the speed accordingly.

Say you're a passenger in a self-driving car, it blows through the school zone, and a cop pulls the car over. Who gets the ticket?

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 07:30 AM (jYje5)

831 Steamed Hams but they got The Dud.

Posted by: Dan Kojak at March 15, 2019 07:32 AM (GqNp9)

832 I really don't get this celebrity college thing especially the Lori Loughlin situation. People go to college to get good jobs to make themselves wealthier. When you're already stinking rich, and not even the slightest bit academically inclined, why would you even bother?

Networking and status. See, those are the good schools that people like them should be in, not those other schools like the hoi-polloi. After all, how else do you make the relationships and learn the signals of your culture? How else does the class perpetuate itself?

This is how our parasitic overlord "class" defines and nurtures itself.

Mornin' Horde.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at March 15, 2019 07:32 AM (lLeln)

833 But isn't corn/corn syrup a big culprit in inflammation? That stuff is in everything.
Posted by: Gem


That would be the other side of the coin, yes. It probably even sets off folks who wouldn't have had an issue before because it saturates the food supply, figuratively and literally.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at March 15, 2019 07:34 AM (lLeln)

834 /checks thread pulse

/checks own pulse

Huh.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at March 15, 2019 07:34 AM (lLeln)

835
Oh yeah, I blame lotions. And witches potions.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 07:07 AM


Not lotions. Lack of lotions. Lotions could perhaps reduce the inflammatory response caused by dried out irritated skin of older people.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 07:36 AM (jYje5)

836 Clearly, there was a chasm of misunderstand between Lori Laughlin and daughter. But then, a lot of 18 year olds won't tell the 'rents "I don't want to go to college. I just want to party using your money."

Posted by: JAS at March 15, 2019 07:36 AM (KOCKb)

837
You gotta fight for your right to party

Posted by: Beastie Boys at March 15, 2019 07:39 AM (jYje5)

838 I actually feel a bit bad for Loughlin. She never went to college ... maybe there's a case to be made that the Singer guy scammed her into thinking that's just how it's done.

Like rich athletes getting scammed out of their money by money advisers...

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2019 07:41 AM (dm05u)

839
A lot of Phil Collins haters out there. I keep hearing 'bomb Genesis' on the radio.

Posted by: Beastie Boys at March 15, 2019 07:41 AM (jYje5)

840 Bribing your way into college: EVILLEST THING EVER
Bribing your way into the country: JUST LIKE MARY JOSEPH

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2019 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

841 {Insert Ampersand Retroactively}

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2019 07:44 AM (oVJmc)

842 @realDonaldTrump
My warmest sympathy and best wishes goes out to the people of New Zealand after the horrible massacre in the Mosques. 49 innocent people have so senselessly died, with so many more seriously injured. The U.S. stands by New Zealand for anything we can do. God bless all!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 15, 2019 07:46 AM (dm05u)

843 The New Zealand authorities are saying the perp is "an extremist, right-wing, violent terrorist" .
Again with the assumption that only right-wingers can be extremists. Never heard of Lenin and Hitler? How about Pol Pot? Chairman Mao?

Posted by: JAS at March 15, 2019 07:47 AM (KOCKb)

844 That Trump tweet will set off the loons.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2019 07:47 AM (oVJmc)

845 I'm willing to console Lori Loughlin, right now, regardless of her criminal past.

Posted by: Just A Giver Like That at March 15, 2019 07:47 AM (8SG/h)

846 Nood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 15, 2019 07:49 AM (81OU+)

847
I'm willing to pretend to be her stepson in any of her future cinematic endeavors.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 15, 2019 07:50 AM (jYje5)

848 "That Trump tweet will set off the loons.


Posted by: Mr. Peeble"

Especially since he is responsible for the culture of hate and violence in New Zealand.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2019 07:51 AM (MxEKc)

849 the perp is "an extremist, right-wing, violent terrorist" .

His manifesto says he is a "kebab removalist"

Posted by: freaked at March 15, 2019 07:52 AM (UdKB7)

850 It also says he is for "responsible markets" , "workers rights", and the "Environment".

Posted by: freaked at March 15, 2019 07:53 AM (UdKB7)

851 What is a soldier who goes from the Army to the Navy - or vice versa?


Bisexual?

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2019 07:56 AM (ZfRYq)

852 "Probably not a lot of lax fans here....
It was Towson State when I went there."

Lax fan AND Towson State alum here, WeirdDave!
Go Tigers, Hon! {For you non Balti-morons, that's pronounced like "Hun"}

Posted by: Doof at March 15, 2019 08:40 AM (TpAxy)

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