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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Anthony van Dyck
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:31 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:32 AM (Bdeb0)
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Posted by: Zod
And, as usual, she had wanted a sashay instead!"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:33 AM (5UfE7)
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Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 09:34 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2019 09:34 AM (sLicW)
♫ Mama told me not to come ♫
Posted by: Governator Hickenlooper at March 22, 2019 09:35 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:35 AM (gC2IV)
Alternate title:
James Stuart, prototypical mincing ponce.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:35 AM (5UfE7)
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Posted by: JackStraw
Homeboy is quite the rotund fop.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:36 AM (5UfE7)
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But this is waaaaay too much
TGIF Horde! We got this!
Posted by: nurse ratched
Party in the front, party in the rear! Hey boys!
Posted by: James Stuart, Duke Of Richmond And Lennox With His Attributes
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Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2019 09:41 AM (YslsA)
The go home and feed your wife some human shit.
It's feminism.
Posted by: The Party of Women at March 22, 2019 09:41 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:41 AM (XSSCs)
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Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 09:42 AM (AM1GF)
The go home and feed your wife some human shit.
It's feminism.
Posted by: The Party of Women at March 22, 2019 09:41 AM (5aX2M)
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"I'm voting for Kamala, who helped take down prostitute's safe avenues for picking up johns and threw them back into the hands of pimps!"
-4th Wave Feminist
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Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:43 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:44 AM (Sw83N)
yeah quite the PANTLOAD for Mommy to wash up
Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 09:44 AM (5IHGB)
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Posted by: red speck at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM (EuAgP)
Live shrimp on a hi-lo gulf rig, 3-ounce bullet weight to fire it out there and hold it while I wait for a legal pompano or two to hit.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 09:39 AM (7HtZB)
spelling used to be a lot loosier goosier as literacy was low
specially before Webster
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Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 09:43 AM
Hmm. No hat. No feather.
Macaroni Status[x] Marginal
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:46 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM (2Mnv1)
He must go through gallons of product
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Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:47 AM (Sw83N)
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 09:39 AM (7HtZB)
spelling used to be a lot loosier goosier as literacy was low
specially before Webster
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:46 AM (dm05u)
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My real last name used to start with an F, and then, for reasons unknown, sometime in the early 17th century, it became a V.
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Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 09:47 AM (bZ7mE)
The Duke of Flushing Meadows - a limerick
Hair nicely coiffed and so curly
Mannerisms effeminate and girly
When away at boarding school
Everybody know the rules
This calls for a mandatory swirly!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 09:47 AM (m45I2)
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Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 09:47 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 09:39 AM (7HtZB)
spelling used to be a lot loosier goosier as literacy was low
specially before Webster
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:46 AM (dm05u)
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It's spelled Stuart, but it's pronounced Throat Warbling Mangrove.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:48 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 09:48 AM (Sw83N)
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Link in nic.
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David 8 is waiting for your thoughts on him.
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Good morning, all you adorable, deplorable, insidious cultists.*
(* Rob Reiner's latest addition)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:47 AM (XSSCs)
Vadison?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 09:49 AM (AURKQ)
It's feminism.
Posted by: The Party of Women at March 22, 2019 09:49 AM (5aX2M)
Link in nic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:41 AM (XSSCs)
David 8 is waiting for your thoughts on him.
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Half done.
I have an easy day at work today, so I'll be able to finish it soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:49 AM (XSSCs)
my kids are poor spellers imo
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Do you pay Ace for all of the touting of your site?
Posted by: Piggybacking? at March 22, 2019 09:50 AM (NAbCm)
Posted by: Big Ninja's Excellent Adventure at March 22, 2019 09:51 AM (7sbCP)
You actually work?
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 09:50 AM (88xKn)
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Slow season, so sometimes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:51 AM (XSSCs)
F and V are very close - the V sounds has the vocal cords moving (voiced) whereas F doesn't, but they are otherwise pronounced the same (labiodental frictive, if my memory serves). Not surprising that it would shift over time.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 09:51 AM (bZ7mE)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And is Darth a family name?
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Srsly? The sun set on the British Empire years ago.
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Interesting.
Very early (in the 1650s-1660s), the family split. One half stayed in the New England area, the other headed straight to North Carolina and never went back north.
My first cousin ten times removed was actually one of the first senators from Delaware.
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Joe Viden?
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Srsly? The sun set on the British Empire years ago.
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 09:55 AM (gC2IV)
They're helping you get elected, so it's feminism.
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He hurt my feelings.
I wept.
I continue to rend my clothes.
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Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM
Illegal pompanos are most definitely wetbacks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (XXwO0)
If your name was still in Germany back then, F and V are pronounced the same.
(in Spanish, it would be B and V that are interchangeable)
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (nIvDu)
Posted by: Grey Fox
The "v" sound is written with "f" in a number of languages--German is one. Oddly you pronounce the written "v" as closer to "w". Go figure.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: The Party of Women at March 22, 2019 09:57 AM (5aX2M)
Gormless Oak Island excavators Rick and Marty Vagina.
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Joe Viden?
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Close.
John Vining.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Vining
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If your name was still in Germany back then, F and V are pronounced the same.
(in Spanish, it would be B and V that are interchangeable)
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (nIvDu)
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It's English, actually. We come from Surrey.
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Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:45 AM
Illegal pompanos are most definitely wetbacks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (XXwO0)
I'm a fan of the pompano of Love
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It's the only thing that could save it honestly. EU is next
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P.S. The name of the bar was The Oxford Comma
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with a fringe on top?
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Sort of the other way around. The car is pronounced folksvagen.
There is no W sound in German, which makes it hilarious when a Hun finally learns to say it. "I come from a small willage and I like to watch telewision".
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#neverConservative is more like it.
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with a fringe on top?
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*******
Wiruses cause womiting.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:01 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 10:02 AM (xfb67)
But do you drink wodka?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 10:02 AM (5UfE7)
Srsly? The sun set on the British Empire years ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 09:53 AM
The Moody Blues have a song that pokes at the British
♫ Lovely to see you again, my friend.
Walk along with me to the next bend.
Tell us what you've seen in faraway forgotten lands
Where empires have turned back to sand. ♫
You know how the Brits knighted 'Sir' Elton John and the Beatles?
The Moody Blues who prolly brought in just as much money got Jack Squat. I've always wondered if it was that song lyric.
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I got an A in that class.
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I got an A in that class.
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The lab was the best part.
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Nuclear wessels...
Not German, but still makes me smile.
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His sister Ellen plays a doctor on tv.
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She's so special.
I thought we weren't suppose to care about skin tone. I cannot keep up...
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 10:05 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:05 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Piggybacking? at March 22, 2019 09:50 AM (NAbCm)
Were you born a whiny little bitch or did you have to work at it?
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Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 10:03 AM (KP5rU)
Pepitone....Joe Pepitone
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Short haired girl singer from the Eurythmics.
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Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:07 AM (m45I2)
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Do you pay Ace for all of the touting of your site?
Posted by: Piggybacking? at March 22, 2019 09:50 AM (NAbCm)
That's your business how?
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 10:08 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 10:02 AM (xfb67)
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I got an A in that class.
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The lab was the best part.
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My lab ate my rueben.
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Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 22, 2019 10:08 AM (GEhPL)
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You know that was Alec Baldwin, right?
Also, holy shit, after nearly 30 years I apparently remember less of my college German than I knew.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:08 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 22, 2019 10:08 AM (GEhPL)
Run, Maxine, run.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 10:09 AM (Boy/L)
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if a foppy fop could fap fops?
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Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 10:03 AM (KP5rU)
Pepitone....Joe Pepitone
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 10:05 AM (ykq7q)
He designed Central Park
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Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:10 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Piggybacking?
That's your business how?
Posted by: Tami
He does have a point, unfortunately. It's kind of rude to regularly use another man's joint to promote your own without the host's express permission.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:10 AM (AM1GF)
Nope. Baldwin was one of the ghosts.
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145 72 Link in nic.
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Do you pay Ace for all of the touting of your site?
Posted by: Piggybacking? at March 22, 2019 09:50 AM (NAbCm)
That's your business how?
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 10:08 AM (cF8AT)
No kidding.
Yo, pig. HotAir is thataway.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 10:10 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 10:10 AM (gC2IV)
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Royalist official in the English Civil War.
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 10:10 AM (7HtZB)
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Well, f***. My memory is all buggered up this morning.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:11 AM (AM1GF)
I always knew Alec was a perv lmao
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I look forward to our takes on the plot of the unnamed film.
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Thanks.
And you know its name. You ALL know its name. It's Prometheus and it's so, so not great.
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Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:08 AM (AM1GF)
Sorry, Jeffrey Jones.
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 10:12 AM (ykq7q)
And you know its name. You ALL know its name. It's Prometheus and it's so, so not great.
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It's great!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:12 AM (XSSCs)
Yes, yes I do read a lot of Regency romances. I have the lingo down pat.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at March 22, 2019 10:12 AM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:12 AM (AM1GF)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:58 AM (XSSCs)
Oh Surrey, wink wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, Surrey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:12 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:10 AM (AM1GF)
Lots of people here have links to their sites in their nic. It takes nothing away from ace. If ace had a problem with it, he'd make an announcement.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 10:12 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2019 10:12 AM (RZ6R1)
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Well, f***. My memory is all buggered up this morning.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:11 AM (AM1GF)
Wynona's dad was that Vice Principal from Ferris Beuller...the guy who got nailed for pedophilia.
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Posted by: Tami
The link is one thing, but the plug in the comment might be another. But I may be a bit overboard on it. Personally I wouldn't do it, but I'm overcautious on a lot of things these days.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:13 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2019 09:41 AM (YslsA)
so it's a-pear-ant he's a fruit?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 10:13 AM (8D42x)
Operating in secrecy in a nondescript glass-and-concrete office, the team of prosecutors and investigators since May 2017 has unearthed secrets that have led to bombshell charges against several of President Donald Trump's aides, including his former national security adviser, campaign chairman and personal lawyer, who have pleaded guilty or been convicted by a jury.
To protect those secrets from prying ears, the whole of the office suite in southwest Washington has been designated a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF), U.S. spy speak for an area that has restrictions to ensure secret information stays secure.
Posted by: Neo at March 22, 2019 10:13 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 10:14 AM (1frQp)
One good thing came out of Prometheus. One.
The robot based his idea of a human on Lawrence of Arabia and that was the lever that finally got my kids to let me show them Lawrence, which is awesome.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
'His Lordship Playing Pocket Pool Whilst Squeezing Fruits'
... a lesser known work by the noted Turkish Prison School painter Mohammad Sphincterotomy...
Posted by: M K Ultra at March 22, 2019 10:14 AM (UFLLM)
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Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:15 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: josephistan
Okaaaaaay, but he's not in the pic
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 10:15 AM (dd9DS)
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:15 AM (98WNR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Jeffery Jones
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 10:15 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:11 AM (AM1GF)
Switch to beer!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:15 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: GWB at March 22, 2019 10:16 AM (7kVu3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Jeffery Jones
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 10:15 AM (5UfE7)
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He'll always be Emperor Joseph II to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:16 AM (XSSCs)
+++
Because Magneto is after them
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 10:16 AM (1frQp)
"Beto on the ticket with Harris is the most dangerous ticket for Trump," Bannon told a conservative group in Italy, according to the Daily Beast.
"But don't forget, the vampire is still alive: Hillary Clinton," Bannon added.
Posted by: Neo at March 22, 2019 10:16 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:42 AM (dm05u)
no such thing.
ask me on the mid-watch how I know...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 10:16 AM (8D42x)
That's one hell of a long name for a guy with only a pear to show for it.
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___________________
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Posted by: josephistan
Okaaaaaay, but he's not in the pic
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 10:15 AM (dd9DS)
He's the Duke of Richmond and Lennox.
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 10:17 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:17 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 10:15 AM (5UfE7)
I like January Jones better. https://tinyurl.com/y378xscn
NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:17 AM (wYseH)
340
The bit about "wop" from Nancy Pelosi is pure, unadulterated bullcarp, and I'm disappointed CNS News didn't point it out."Wop"
comes from the Italian "guappo". It means "dude" or "dandy", and is in
the Southern Italian dialect, according to the Pedia of Wiki. In some
dialects, it comes out as "wah-po" - you know, like the rag that is
killing Democracy in the Darkness. Except they also tend to drop ending
vowel sounds, so it comes out like ... "wahp".BTW, it isn't really a
slur in Italian. It's akin to "homey" in certain US groups. But, it got
turned into a slur here because... well, because it could.Also, the
Pedia of Wiki says flat out that Pelosi's interpretation is a "false
etymology", and that it couldn't be, since the word was in use in
America in 1908, while passports and immigration papers weren't
instituted until 1918.
Posted by: GWB at March 22, 2019 10:14 AM (7kVu3)
Posted by: GWB at March 22, 2019 10:17 AM (7kVu3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Jeffery Jones
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 10:15 AM (5UfE7)
==========
He'll always be Emperor Joseph II to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:16 AM (XSSCs)
"Too many notes"
He was actually a good actor. But actors are often terrible people. And I know, I know, ho ho ho...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 10:17 AM (Ot6OZ)
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Duh.
Thanks.
I always like to start the weekend with a DUH !
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 10:18 AM (dd9DS)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:18 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 22, 2019 10:18 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 10:15 AM (5UfE7)
I like January Jones better. https://tinyurl.com/y378xscn
NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:17 AM (wYseH)
She's decorative but a TERRIBLE actress
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 10:18 AM (Ot6OZ)
He was actually a good actor. But actors are often terrible people. And I know, I know, ho ho ho...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 10:17 AM (Ot6OZ)
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"Just cut a few, and it'll be perfect."
"Which notes, sire?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:18 AM (XSSCs)
I was so in love with Betty Draper because I'm shallow and she's hot, but she got to be too annoying even for how hot she was.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:18 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:42 AM (dm05u)
no such thing.
ask me on the mid-watch how I know...
Posted by: SturmToddler
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Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 10:19 AM (5UfE7)
I like January Jones better. https://tinyurl.com/y378xscn
NSFW
What kind of workplace doesn't allow error messages?
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 10:19 AM (bZ7mE)
I was so in love with Betty Draper because I'm shallow and she's hot, but she got to be too annoying even for how hot she was.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:18 AM (fuK7c)
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Didn't she get knocked up to trap her boyfriend or something?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:19 AM (XSSCs)
If your name was still in Germany back then, F and V are pronounced the same.
(in Spanish, it would be B and V that are interchangeable)
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:56 AM (nIvDu)
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It's English, actually. We come from Surrey.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 09:58 AM (XSSCs)
so, Norman spelling change?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 10:19 AM (8D42x)
How's Chicago?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 09:38 AM (PkVlr)
They closed down the Dan Ryan Expressway for him. Oh no wait that was for an over night shooting
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:20 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:20 AM (/tuJf)
No. You should binge Mad Men. TV is better than movies these days.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:20 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 10:19 AM (bZ7mE)
That didn't work? It works for me. And too bad, because she is gorgeous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:20 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 22, 2019 10:21 AM (T9LN5)
No. You should binge Mad Men. TV is better than movies these days.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:20 AM (fuK7c)
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Jones, not Betty.
I've seen Mad Men. It's good, but I think overrated a bit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:21 AM (XSSCs)
Got it to work via someone's copy of the link, but the original comment didn't work. Pixie is weird....
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 10:22 AM (bZ7mE)
How's Chicago?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 09:38 AM (PkVlr)
They closed down the Dan Ryan Expressway for him. Oh no wait that was for an over night shooting
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:20 AM (OLCnA)
Wasn't me. I'm mostly naked here
@nurse Ratchet
Chicago is a no-kidding big city. I hate it but you have to respect it. So many seminars, so much pro-United Nations propaganda. But almost done. Be home tomorrow night.
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Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:22 AM (0tfLf)
******
And don't sell the 'ph" short. The procedure for removing one's ovaries is an oophorectomy.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:22 AM (m45I2)
Since there's a field in the comment form labeled "URL" for exactly that purpose, I would assume the boss is cool with it. I guess if somebody was linking to and constantly pumping some sort of explicitly commercial site, like an MLM or something, that could be a problem and the Horde would let him know. But that's clearly not the case with TJM.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at March 22, 2019 10:22 AM (Oql6h)
Posted by: Neo at March 22, 2019 10:13 AM (QkjLD)
Someone correct me here. But SCIF is really the infrastructure - i.e. room materials, no windows, etc. that has special things so it can't be penetrated. Kinda like Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 22, 2019 10:23 AM (UEs2R)
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He's taking a beating in the replies.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 10:24 AM (cF8AT)
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He's taking a beating in the replies.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 10:24 AM (cF8AT)
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Hmmm...
Cable companies unbundling a bit?
This could be good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:24 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 10:22 AM (bZ7mE)
Absolutely! But to give you a bit of inside-baseball stuff, he is also amazingly responsive to any problems, and the comments section of this blog is probably the biggest on the internet, and it works great (aside from the bells and whistles we all want and will never get).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:24 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (m45I2)
"Beto on the ticket with Harris is the most dangerous ticket for Trump," Bannon told a conservative group in Italy, according to the Daily Beast.
"But don't forget, the vampire is still alive: Hillary Clinton," Bannon added.
Posted by: Neo at March 22, 2019 10:16 AM (QkjLD)
It baffles me that a spoiled, useless child of wealth like Beto would be regarded as a legitimate presidential candidate.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (JgA4k)
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Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (88xKn)
Absolutely! But to give you a bit of inside-baseball stuff, he is also amazingly responsive to any problems, and the comments section of this blog is probably the biggest on the internet, and it works great (aside from the bells and whistles we all want and will never get).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:24 AM (wYseH)
============
Smart quotes are quite the bell and whistle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (XSSCs)
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He's going for the Larry Bird look
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: El Guapo at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 10:24 AM (cF8AT)
I watch him less than I watched Jon Stewart, and I never watched Jon Stewart.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:26 AM (wYseH)
https://www.foxnews.com/science
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leave-wild-video-shows
Incredibly an Ozzy speaks multiple sentences without a Fuck given.
Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2019 10:26 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 22, 2019 10:26 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (m45I2)
Is her first name Hope?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 22, 2019 10:26 AM (UEs2R)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (JgA4k)
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He's missing the armor that Obama had: being black.
His vacuousness won't be allowed to pass from his rivals for the nomination. They're going to beat him mercilessly until he disappears.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:26 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:26 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (88xKn)
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Nope.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 10:26 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (88xKn)
Nope. I haven't either.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:13 AM (AM1GF)
TJM has a regular post here on movies. I really don't see the problem. Those that are interested will click, those that aren't won't.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 10:27 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (88xKn)
There are two of us. 3, if you include my wife.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 22, 2019 10:27 AM (UEs2R)
Posted by: ... at March 22, 2019 10:27 AM (DqCXr)
So Mrs D is watching one of the Harry Potter movies on the tube.
Harry's in the Room of Requirements. He gets his first shot at snogging Cho. Obviously doing well.
So...why didn't the Room of Reqs conjure up a bed? Or at least a backseat from a 65 Chrysler?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:27 AM (0tfLf)
Not just him; remember the other 12 nitwits, no-loads and bums !
And there's more gonna jump on the bus every day !
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 10:27 AM (dd9DS)
We can't go a single day without someone blowing the margins or cutting and pasting an entire thread in a comment.
I shudder to think what would happen to this place with more "bells and whistles".
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:28 AM (/tuJf)
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Thees ees about me,
I no speak good in any language...
Posted by: El Guapo at March 22, 2019 10:28 AM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 10:28 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (JgA4k)
He's an empty suit. After Hillary and after Barry's success, they're more interesting in marketing a candidate that they Machine can get control via than fielding a good politician.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 10:28 AM (Ot6OZ)
He's taking a beating in the replies.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 10:24 AM (cF8AT)
Viacom is worse than the mafia.
You wonder why a basic cable package is like $100? (I actually have no idea how much it costs, I haven't had cable in a decade)
Viacom makes providers pay ever-increasing amounts for their entire cable line up. Every renegotiation, the price goes way up.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 22, 2019 10:28 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2019 10:28 AM (qT73I)
340
The bit about "wop" from Nancy Pelosi is pure, unadulterated bullcarp, and I'm disappointed CNS News didn't point it out."Wop"
comes from the Italian "guappo". It means "dude" or "dandy", and is in
the Southern Italian dialect, according to the Pedia of Wiki. In some
dialects, it comes out as "wah-po" - you know, like the rag that is
killing Democracy in the Darkness. Except they also tend to drop ending
vowel sounds, so it comes out like ... "wahp".BTW, it isn't really a
slur in Italian. It's akin to "homey" in certain US groups. But, it got
turned into a slur here because... well, because it could.Also, the
Pedia of Wiki says flat out that Pelosi's interpretation is a "false
etymology", and that it couldn't be, since the word was in use in
America in 1908, while passports and immigration papers weren't
instituted until 1918.
Posted by: GWB at March 22, 2019 10:14 AM (7kVu3)
Posted by: GWB at March 22, 2019 10:17 AM (7kVu3)
I thought "wop" was the sound of a flat tire on an Italian sports car...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 10:28 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (88xKn)
Nope. I haven't either.
Posted by: Insomniac
You're in good company.
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 10:29 AM (dd9DS)
Not just him; remember the other 12 nitwits, no-loads and bums !
And there's more gonna jump on the bus every day !
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 10:27 AM (dd9DS)
Yep. Drives me to distraction.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:29 AM (NWiLs)
So Mrs D is watching one of the Harry Potter movies on the tube.
Harry's in the Room of Requirements. He gets his first shot at snogging Cho. Obviously doing well.
So...why didn't the Room of Reqs conjure up a bed? Or at least a backseat from a 65 Chrysler?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:27 AM (0tfLf)
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A fantasy movie that hasn't figured out its own rules?!
Quick! I need my fainting couch!
Fantasy is super hard to write without that kind of logical loophole (which, I know, was meant only in jest).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:29 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 10:29 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 09:37 AM (Ot6OZ)
He's going for the Larry Bird look
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (OLCnA)
LOL
Nice, I can see it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 10:29 AM (Ot6OZ)
I shudder to think what would happen to this place with more "bells and whistles".
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:28 AM (/tuJf)
I agree. We have exactly the amount of bells and whistles that we deserve.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 22, 2019 10:30 AM (GBteo)
We can't go a single day without someone blowing the margins or cutting and pasting an entire thread in a comment.
I shudder to think what would happen to this place with more "bells and whistles".
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:28 AM (/tuJf)
Speaking of that, did anyone remember to let deplorablejay out of the barrel last night?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 22, 2019 10:30 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 22, 2019 10:30 AM (MckAV)
Posted by: CN at March 22, 2019 10:24 AM (U7k5w)
Yes, this was actually the cover art for his album James Stuart Comes Alive! His harpsichord solos are the best
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:30 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 22, 2019 10:30 AM (TuHMi)
I had heard that. Except guappo (nor guapo) is not an Italian word.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:30 AM (fuK7c)
I had heard that. Except guappo (nor guapo) is not an Italian word.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:30 AM (fuK7c)
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It may be from a dialect of Italian.
The only Italians who actually speak Italian are Florentines. The rest are bilingual in Italian and their local dialect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:32 AM (XSSCs)
Well, except, of course, for the fact Bertie did have the brains of a drunken newt and Beto isn't quite that smart.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 10:32 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 10:33 AM (gC2IV)
They are raising our rate $10/month. I'm guessing they will eventually raise our monthly and force us into another package. I don't care but the hubby will not be happy.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at March 22, 2019 10:33 AM (N3JsI)
We can't go a single day without someone blowing the margins or cutting and pasting an entire thread in a comment.
I shudder to think what would happen to this place with more "bells and whistles".
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:28 AM (/tuJf)
Bring back IMG tags...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 10:33 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 10:33 AM (7PXtO)
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (88xKn)
Nope. I haven't either.
Posted by: Insomniac
You're in good company.
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019
Ditto.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:34 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 10:34 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 22, 2019 10:34 AM (2ubCU)
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (88xKn)
Nope. I haven't either.
Posted by: Insomniac
You're in good company.
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019
Ditto.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:34 AM (0tfLf)
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The zeitgeist of the show is gone.
I think it's good, not great.
I wouldn't give into the pressure to check it out, if I were you. There are better ways to spend a few dozen hours.
You could explore the entirety of the French New Wave in that time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:35 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Not Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:35 AM (IXZGh)
opponents would be former Texas Congressman Beto O'Rourke and Sen.
Kamala Harris"
"the brain behind AOC part 2" guy says Beto is tied to the guys doing the AOC audition thing. He's also tied to big money (daddy-in-law) ... and I guess would run on pure fake persona. idk.
Hard to imagine America really accepting these goofs for president, but TheNarrative is a 24/7 blanket coverage, and the social media censorship is not fully operational yet. And borders are still wide open, while our prosecutors still mostly persecute Trump, only vague promises about the real criminals facing indictments.
(Hannity double pinky swearsies this time though ... so we are left to hope #2weeks) Is the wall being built TODAY? we are in year 3, Trump has the money ... but nothing happens. Already surrendered the House ... but any day now ...
Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2019 10:35 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (88xKn)
I watched the first season of it and thought it was pretentious lefty tripe.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:35 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball (actual D&D character name) at March 22, 2019 10:35 AM (fRgt5)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 10:36 AM (7PXtO)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 22, 2019 10:30 AM (sjdRT)
Vic was doing multiple dives into it this morning.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 10:36 AM (UnA8+)
A Bout de Souffle. Jean Seaberg does not take her shirt off.
I'm done.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:36 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Not Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:35 AM (OLCnA)
Sooo....typical pop culture pap?
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 10:36 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Joe Biden, school babysitter at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)
A Bout de Souffle. Jean Seaberg does not take her shirt off.
I'm done.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:36 AM (fuK7c)
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Harsh...but fair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Not Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:35 AM (IXZGh)
Is it one of those sneaky bannings where your comments actually show up, but you feel like you are being marginalized?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)
I watched it. The "Don Draper" character is a self-centered asshole.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (uGHnY)
A Bout de Souffle. Jean Seaberg does not take her shirt off.
I'm done.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:36 AM (fuK7c)
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Watch Summer with Monika!
Harriet Anderson gets nekkid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (dy5uS)
Posted by: dantesed
Nope. I haven't either.
Posted by: Insomniac
You're in good company.
Posted by: JT
Ditto.
Posted by: Diogenes
*****
I too, am qualified to join this club. Never have seen it.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:38 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 22, 2019 10:38 AM (VfnTc)
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (88xKn)
I watched the first season of it and thought it was pretentious lefty tripe.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:35 AM (OLCnA)
Yeah, I watched a season or two when everyone was watching it -- but I just couldn't get in to it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 22, 2019 10:39 AM (GBteo)
So Mrs D is watching one of the Harry Potter movies on the tube.
Harry's in the Room of Requirements. He gets his first shot at snogging Cho. Obviously doing well.
So...why didn't the Room of Reqs conjure up a bed? Or at least a backseat from a 65 Chrysler?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:27 AM (0tfLf)
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Guess it didn't live up to it's nickname of the "Come & Go" room
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 22, 2019 10:39 AM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 10:39 AM (7PXtO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:40 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:40 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:40 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 10:39 AM (7PXtO)
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Hendricks' fate in Drive made Dolley hate me so much.
I dragged her to the dollar theater to see it, and she hated it from the beginning. But as soon as Christina met her end, Dolley took off her glasses, refusing to watch anymore.
"Shit...I'm farsighted."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:35 AM (XSSCs)
******
Because I'm either working, tinkering, or reading this blog most of the time, Mrs D controls the Wand of Power. Lately she has started binge watching that show where America lost WW2 and the country is controlled by the Japanese and the Germans (except for a neutral zone).
She's half way through season 2. I find it boring . The story lags and it's too far fetched.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM (dd9DS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM (AM1GF)
I watched it. The "Don Draper" character is a self-centered asshole.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (uGHnY)
Blessed are the self-centered assholes, for they shall get everything they want out of life.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Ingmar Bergman is French New Wave.
*scribbles in notebook*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:40 AM (fuK7c)
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French, Swedish...it's all the same, right?
Besides, you seemed to just want nekkid girls from 60 years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: NPC_10000011 at March 22, 2019 10:42 AM (/vC3C)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2019 10:42 AM (0vY1N)
Posted by: Mal at March 22, 2019 10:42 AM (fRgt5)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 10:43 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: James Stuart at March 22, 2019 10:43 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM
Depends on how the Dick is involved.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2019 10:43 AM (/vC3C)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)
Maybe his phone ended up landing on a banned IP.
I know mine has a couple of times.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 10:43 AM (UnA8+)
youth and immortality. The fruit of the peach symbolizes the continuous process of renewal of life, and the peach flower - spring, feminine charm, softness, peace, wedding, and also virginity and purity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:44 AM (XSSCs)
They are raising our rate $10/month. I'm guessing they will eventually raise our monthly and force us into another package. I don't care but the hubby will not be happy.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at March 22, 2019 10:33 AM (N3JsI)
We switched from DTV to Comcast/Spectrum about a year ago. DTV was costing us over $225 a month. Comcast, initially, was much less than that for cable, internet and phone. They've since raised their price to close to what we were paying for DTV but still it's for all three services.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 10:44 AM (cF8AT)
I mean, he's holding a fruit!
Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2019 10:44 AM (lT8qm)
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 10:36 AM (ykq7q)
I got the impression we were supposed to be horrified at the attitudes and beliefs of people in 1960. With their cigarette smoking and hitting their kids and supporting Nixon in the 1960 election. I guess as the show went through that decade people were supposed to evolve and become more lefty enlightened. It backfired a bit as some people liked the look and attitudes of the people on the show.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (OLCnA)
youth and immortality. The fruit of the peach symbolizes the continuous process of renewal of life, and the peach flower - spring, feminine charm, softness, peace, wedding, and also virginity and purity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:44 AM (XSSCs)
Und sometimes a peach is just a peach, ja?
Posted by: Dr. Freud at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
I'm making a concerted effort to not hate myself anymore, so maybe I'll end up turning into one of those, heh.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Finally got my c-scope this past week, and the doc said I have/am perfect.
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: zombie Alberto Vargas at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (/vC3C)
youth and immortality. The fruit of the peach symbolizes the continuous process of renewal of life, and the peach flower - spring, feminine charm, softness, peace, wedding, and also virginity and purity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:44 AM (XSSCs)
Und sometimes a peach is just a peach, ja?
Posted by: Dr. Freud at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
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I'm guessing its conspicuous introduction in a portrait indicates that its gonna have a double meaning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:46 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2019 10:46 AM (0vY1N)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)
clearly one of those sideye bannings
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:46 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: zombie Alberto Vargas at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (/vC3C)
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Not in the least. Which was why I tried to direct him to a very attractive nekkid girl from 60 years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:47 AM (XSSCs)
Ace and/or the COBS have explicitly requested that links to Go Fund Me and other solicitations of the sort not be posted in the comments.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:47 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 10:47 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (ykq7q)
Pictures or it didn't happen!
Posted by: Moron unclear on the concept at March 22, 2019 10:47 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Cory Booker, 2020 at March 22, 2019 10:47 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
I'm making a concerted effort to not hate myself anymore, so maybe I'll end up turning into one of those, heh.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (UnA8+)
Have you tried loving God with all your heart, mind, body, and soul? I hear it helps.
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 10:47 AM (dy5uS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:41 AM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: zombie Alberto Vargas at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (/vC3C)
*******
Spot on!
Sure, Ursula Andrus has aged now but back then...whew!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:47 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 10:48 AM (JgA4k)
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Which in turn comes from the Spanish "guapo," meaning handsome, sharply-dressed.
It dates back to the late medieval period when southern Italy was under Aragonese rule.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 22, 2019 10:48 AM (Rxduq)
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (ykq7q)
Clean as a whistle, eh?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:48 AM (dm05u)
Unless you insist on jamming politics into everything.
You have a very charismatic but damaged character going through changes he can't quite keep up with. If you watch it all the way through it has the most cynically perfect ending ever.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 10:48 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)
No. Checked from a few places and browsers and I wasn't able to post at all.
But, I can now, so not sure what was going on.
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
********
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like an overripe peach.
/somebody more clever than I
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 10:45 AM (ykq7q)
Pictures or it didn't happen!
Posted by: Moron unclear on the concept at March 22, 2019 10:47 AM (wYseH)
******
Whoa!!!
Not so fast eh?
I'm still eating breakfast and the last thing I was to see is that.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:50 AM (0tfLf)
Sources familiar with the (Mueller) probe believe there are no more indictments expected.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 10:51 AM (Boy/L)
300 comments and nobody has pointed out that Van Dyke was a Dick?
this is about last night's episode of "the orville", isn't it?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 22, 2019 10:51 AM (IHkCi)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Maybe too many firsts?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:51 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 10:47 AM (dy5uS)
Job tried that. Got him all his kids killed, his wealth destroyed, and his body covered in boils.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
that's happened to me on my phone in several areas
if your comment doesn't show up at all, ypu could be banned or maybe your end is blocking the hq?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:51 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: dantesed
Nope. I haven't either.
Posted by: Insomniac
You're in good company.
Posted by: JT
Ditto.
Posted by: Diogenes
*****
I too, am qualified to join this club. Never have seen it.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:38 AM (m45I2)
Me neither.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (hLRSq)
Maybe too many firsts?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:51 AM (wYseH)
What I was afraid of.
My schtick finally wore thin......
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SECOND!!! at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
I never really earned. much money picking peaches (on a per bushel pay scale) because I stopped too frequently to sample the tree ripened merchandise.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
might some day
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (dm05u)
Pelosi is a few years older than I am but back in junior high social studies we were taught that "wop" meant exactly what Nancy said. It has been a very long time, but as I recall that appeared in a book about immigration written by John Kennedy. Yes, the Kennedy's have been pushing that crap for generations.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (kUmUV)
My schtick finally wore thin......
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
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Half of the comments are tired memes that should have died years ago!
This injustice will not stand!
Sponge must be allowed to announce his firsts!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
I assume you know I was joking. The system doesn't pay attention to that kind of stuff!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (d7Ww2)
of the office suite in southwest Washington has been designated a
Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF), U.S. spy speak for
an area that has restrictions to ensure secret information stays secure.
Posted by: Neo at March 22, 2019 10:13 AM (QkjLD)
So any leak by the Mueller team is a leak of SCIF information?
Problematic.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Shep! at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
Yeah, well--we're not running an instellar kegger down here.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
that's the kind of job I don't mind illegals taking
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
~~~~~
Nah, I don't think anyone really cares. TBH, I just scroll right past the first 10 or so comments before I start reading anyway.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 10:54 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:54 AM (dm05u)
I mean, he's holding a fruit!
Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2019 10:44 AM (lT8qm)
Nothing in a good painting is an accident, just like nothing in a good movie is
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 10:54 AM (Ot6OZ)
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 10:47 AM (dy5uS)
Job tried that. Got him all his kids killed, his wealth destroyed, and his body covered in boils.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
Ah but he got all his stuff doubled in the end. And the first wife kind of seemed like a bitch.
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 10:54 AM (dy5uS)
you're awfully cheery this morning.....how about a little......
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (d7Ww2)
*******
Somebody else needs a Room of Requirements.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:54 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Sean Connery, Jeapordy Champion at March 22, 2019 10:55 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)
Dear CBD,
Recently my comments disappear when I post from home. I went to the Brave browser in super secret mode and that works for about 3 or 4 comments then I get the message that my IPS has been banned. I have to close the browser and reopen it to post again. Is there any way to escape this situation?
Signed, Frustrated in semi banned land
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:55 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Diogenes
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anybody got a company jet Insom can borrow?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 10:55 AM (d7Ww2)
One of my high school jobs was in the peach orchards of western
Colorado. The shelf life of a ripe peach can be measured in hours. Eat
'em quick.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (m45I2)
A very long time ago I stopped at my cousins' house in Colorado for a few hours while driving cross-country. They grew peaches, and gave me a bag for the trip. I never liked peaches but took them to be polite.
Holy shit. They were incredible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:55 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: illiniwek
......................
The Dems have reAlly screwed themselves with the primary schedule..
Feb 3 - Iowa Caucus
Feb 11 - New Hampshire
Feb 22 - Nevada Caucus
Feb 29 - South Carolina
So.. no single candidate will come out on top.. Bernie might get Iowa and NH
But then comes Mar 3 - Super Tuesday
AlabamaCaliforniaMassachusettsMinnesotaNorth CarolinaOklahomaTennesseeTexasVermontVirginia
Harris will get California.. Klobuchar will get Minnesota, Beto will get Texas..
There will be no clear front runner all the way up to their convention, where there will be chaos and riots!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 10:55 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (wYseH)
I figured that, just wasn't sure. I've been banned once before on a technicality, so I wasn't sure what was going on.
But I'm back, I'm proud to be here and will carry on with my annoying self.
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:51
KYS LMFAO
Posted by: Job's Wife at March 22, 2019 10:56 AM (Sw83N)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 10:56 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:57 AM (dm05u)
you're awfully cheery this morning.....how about a little......
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (d7Ww2)
They're gonna phonesex......
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
AlabamaCaliforniaMassachusettsMinnesotaNorth CarolinaOklahomaTennesseeTexasVermontVirginia
Harris will get California.. Klobuchar will get Minnesota, Beto will get Texas..
There will be no clear front runner all the way up to their convention, where there will be chaos and riots!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 10:55 AM (so+oy)
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It's the slow and steady push to get all primary races on a single day, which would allow the Establishment to dominate the entire selection, preventing any dark horses from getting any traction.
This in between time is going to be killer.
I hope they do get to the floor without a clear winner and it turns into a literal brawl.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:57 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:55 AM (OLCnA)
Unfortunately I don't think that is a common problem, so I have never seen a fix for it. My default suggestion is to turn off your router for as long as possible, in the hope that your ISP gives you a new IP address when you turn it back on.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
Ah but he got all his stuff doubled in the end. And the first wife kind of seemed like a bitch.
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 10:54 AM (dy5uS)
The text said he got a bunch of new kids, but never said anything about getting a new wife. So presumably, he was still banging Mrs. Bitchy.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (D7whz)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:57 AM (dm05u)
Was fortunate enough to go to Hawaii once years ago. There's just something about a pineapple straight from the tree.
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 10:55 AM (OLCnA)
turn off your router long enough to get assigned a new IP from your provider
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:51
KYS LMFAO
Posted by: Job's Wife at March 22, 2019 10:56 AM (Sw83N)
Honestly sounds a lot like Insom's ex. But there was a happy ending.
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (dy5uS)
This injustice will not stand!
Sponge must be allowed to announce his firsts!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (XSSCs)
Sponge? Never heard of him.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
*thwap* OW!
*thwap* OW!
*thwap* OW!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (NWiLs)
How long do you think it will be before someone changes it?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
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I am praying for a complete bloodbath. It would be soooo delightful to see.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 10:57 AM (dm05u)
Was fortunate enough to go to Hawaii once years ago. There's just something about a pineapple straight from the tree.
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
True and true.
I never liked pineapple until I had it fresh in Hawaii. There it was a...revelation.
Fresh fruit, like fresh-plucked strawberries, are so much better than store bought.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (Ot6OZ)
Right. Now, self-defense. Today I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
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I am praying for a complete bloodbath. It would be soooo delightful to see.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (d7Ww2)
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The winner of the nomination will have to have killed at least 3 people with their bare hands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:00 AM (XSSCs)
The text said he got a bunch of new kids, but never said anything about getting a new wife. So presumably, he was still banging Mrs. Bitchy.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (D7whz)
She surely would've been too old to provide double the original batch.
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:00 AM (dy5uS)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
*thwap* OW!
*thwap* OW!
*thwap* OW!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (NWiLs)
"Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:00 AM (Ot6OZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:00 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
I found this humorous, for some reason.
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (Boy/L)
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If you have the patience (because birds) and the space, nothing like blueberries and/or blackberries right off the bush and still warm from the sun. Wow.
Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (vtbua)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (wYseH)
I wish Pixy would put in a feature that would be a white-list of e-mail addresses.
And make it editable by ace and the cobs so we can delete the cheaters who managed to scam their way on.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (D7whz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*******
Shhhhhhh!! Keep your voice down. We're trying to keep it a secret.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (m45I2)
So, Nancy is full of shit. Imagine my shock.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (xfb67)
In a moment there will be time
For a hundred decisions and revisions
Which a moment can erase.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (d7Ww2)
Fresh fruit, like fresh-plucked strawberries, are so much better than store bought.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (Ot6OZ)
The innocent days as a child, riding my bicycle down the road and finding the field with all the blackberries growing wild along the fence line........
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
The text said he got a bunch of new kids, but never said anything about getting a new wife. So presumably, he was still banging Mrs. Bitchy.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (D7whz)
She surely would've been too old to provide double the original batch.
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:00 AM (dy5uS)
Job lived 140 years AFTER his trials. Back then, for some reason, lifespans were long.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:02 AM (Ot6OZ)
And make it editable by ace and the cobs so we can delete the cheaters who managed to scam their way on.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (D7whz)
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Pixy doesn't verify email addresses in that field, does he?
So, people could just put in whatever email address and keep going, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:02 AM (XSSCs)
Fresh fruit, like fresh-plucked strawberries, are so much better than store bought.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (Ot6OZ)
The innocent days as a child, riding my bicycle down the road and finding the field with all the blackberries growing wild along the fence line........
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Blackberries are EVIL but have tasty fruit.
Just like evil...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:02 AM (Ot6OZ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
I'd just as well do without.
Posted by: John McCain (in Hell) at March 22, 2019 11:03 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (XSSCs)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
*SHIFTY EYES*
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (0vY1N)
Fresh fruit, like fresh-plucked strawberries, are so much better than store bought.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (Ot6OZ)
I'm not saying there weren't scars.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)
My ancestors told of plucking pineapples from the tree and wasting not one inch of the vegetable.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (dm05u)
Theirs is a bit nicer than ours, but not $100,000 nicer.
God, I hope they get that price.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
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I am praying for a complete bloodbath. It would be soooo delightful to see.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (d7Ww2)
The Hunger Games, but for political positions instead of kids trying to get food for their families. Hmmmmm.
Posted by: moki at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (4knXT)
it was awesome fun!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 11:05 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:05 AM (Ot6OZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (XSSCs)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
*SHIFTY EYES*
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (0vY1N)
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Mary Cloggenstein should be able to tell you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:05 AM (XSSCs)
Just like evil...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:02 AM (Ot6OZ)
I have some cultivars...no thorns or seeds, but not nearly as sweet as wild ones.
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 11:05 AM (ykq7q)
So, people could just put in whatever email address and keep going, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019
It's an honor system. One which I've never honored.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 11:05 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 10:53 AM (XSSCs)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
*SHIFTY EYES*
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (0vY1N)
*******
Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Just what the hell is he talking about???
Goes looking for more coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:05 AM (0tfLf)
Don't they kind of grow in the center of an agave-looking thing? I thought that's what all the fields in the flats in the center of (thinking...) Maui were.
But, yes, night and day difference. There's just something about picking it hard as a rock and green and hoping it becomes yellow by the time you get it to Iowa, say, that is less than optimal.
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 11:05 AM (98WNR)
Lori Loughlin's two brats may be "banned for life" from USC's campus:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6838775
These idiots are going to make me feel slightly sorry for the brats.
Miley says this is a guilty conscience on USC's part. They've been outed and they are protesting too much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 11:05 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (4knXT)
What was her name?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:05 AM (Ot6OZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (XSSCs)
Until you get your property tax bill and see the new "adjusted" value of yours.
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
PRO TIP: Never park your car under a pineapple tree.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:06 AM (4knXT)
So, people could just put in whatever email address and keep going, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:02 AM (XSSCs)
Right. You'd have to pick an e-mail, doesn't matter which one, and let a cob know. We'd make sure that e-mail was whitelisted.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:06 AM (D7whz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:00 AM (XSSCs)
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Ah, then we definitely can't rule the Hillbitch out, can we?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 22, 2019 11:06 AM (Rxduq)
Palin told us death panels were coming because of Obamacare.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 11:06 AM (Boy/L)
Just like evil...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:02
I make a black cobbler that is fantastic if I do say so myself.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:06 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: John McCain (in Hell) at March 22, 2019 11:06 AM (wYseH)
Lori Loughlin's two brats may be "banned for life" from USC's campus:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6838775
These idiots are going to make me feel slightly sorry for the brats.
Miley says this is a guilty conscience on USC's part. They've been outed and they are protesting too much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 11:05 AM (f1Vqw)
Yeah but it's nice to see some sort of reaction.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (Ot6OZ)
My ancestors told of plucking pineapples from the tree and wasting not one inch of the vegetable.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (jYje5)
Rubbish. They'd stampede entire herds of pineapple over cliffs, take the choice bits and leave the rest to rot.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 10:59 AM (Boy/L)
...what about a pointed stick?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (D7whz)
And they don't grow on trees.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (xfb67)
So, people could just put in whatever email address and keep going, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:02 AM (XSSCs)
Right. You'd have to pick an e-mail, doesn't matter which one, and let a cob know. We'd make sure that e-mail was whitelisted.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:06 AM (D7whz)
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But then we'd be registering for comments, essentially.
That's a bit of a culture change. I wonder how everyone would react to that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (dm05u)
Don't they kind of grow in the center of an agave-looking thing? I thought that's what all the fields in the flats in the center of (thinking...) Maui were.
They grow underground. They're a form of tuber.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (4knXT)
*******
You'll have to wait until she gets back from her vacation in Peruvia.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 11:08 AM (m45I2)
Currently my knee is blown and running might be off the table for this 29 year old. Le sigh I.
Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2019 11:09 AM (sOF14)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:09 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (dm05u)
They do, however, mutate and shape shift, and take over remote Antarctic research bases.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:09 AM (mUa7G)
On the topic of data security, had what I thought was a disturbing phone call yesterday. Was trying to set a travel notice for my ATM card and they said they'd asked me some random questions based on my SSN for security purposes. Places I had lived, and towns where my mother and brother- by name- owned property were some of the correct answers.
Didn't like that.
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 11:09 AM (CE5C/)
My daughters trick for store bought pineapple is too cut the top back a couple inches, then turn it upside down for a few days inside of a bag. It makes a big difference.
I can remember driving outside of Honolulu into the pineapple forests everywhere. Best pineapple in the world there. But you can't eat it back here for a couple of years until the memory fades.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 11:09 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:09 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Downcast at March 22, 2019 11:10 AM (9iDoA)
They do, however, mutate and shape shift, and take over remote Antarctic research bases.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:09 AM (mUa7G)
that's a myth
there are no remote antarctic research bases - those are just Hollywood sound stages
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:10 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:11 AM (W+vEI)
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That's a bunch o crap!
It figures we get the spuds and the bloody wogs get the pineapples!
Posted by: seamus o'herlihy at March 22, 2019 11:11 AM (vtbua)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:09 AM (mUa7G)
They should be nuked from orbit, just to be sure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 11:11 AM (wYseH)
And they don't grow on trees.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (xfb67)
It sort of looks like a little palm tree that never really became a big boy tree.
So sue me.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)
My ancestors told of plucking pineapples from the tree and wasting not one inch of the vegetable.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 22, 2019 11:04 AM (jYje5)
Rubbish. They'd stampede entire herds of pineapple over cliffs, take the choice bits and leave the rest to rot.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (NWiLs)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:11 AM (Ot6OZ)
I think there are a lot of people sweating bullets right now. A lot of people sitting in cushy jobs with degrees they got in the same way. They don't want anybody pulling any threads in this scandal that may unravel them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 11:11 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:09 AM (xfb67)
******
I saw Nematodes open for Whitesnake at The Gorge in George in '88.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:11 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:09 AM (mUa7G)
They should be nuked from orbit, just to be sure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 11:11 AM (wYseH)
Only way to be sure
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:11 AM (Ot6OZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 11:12 AM (fuK7c)
They grow underground. They're a form of tuber.
Posted by: Cicero
The Mole People travel from farm to farm harvesting them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 11:12 AM (5UfE7)
That's a bit of a culture change. I wonder how everyone would react to that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (XSSCs)
This would only be for morons who are having trouble posting comments.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:12 AM (D7whz)
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 11:12 AM (CE5C/)
They say that before the white man arrived in the Americas and stole it from the Indians, the Great Plains were covered with think pineapple forests as far as the eye could see.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:12 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 22, 2019 11:13 AM (8Ls/+)
___________________
I saw Tired Memes open for . . . . . . . .
Posted by: Tired meme repeater at March 22, 2019 11:13 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:13 AM (xfb67)
They grow underground. They're a form of tuber.
Posted by: Cicero
The Mole People travel from farm to farm harvesting them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 11:12 AM (5UfE7)
Mole people can't be trusted. Its why i don't eat pineapple.
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:14 AM (dy5uS)
...unless they pay extra.
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019
******
Naaa.
Mom and dad will pay someone else to be banned for them.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:14 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:12 AM (D7whz)
Pixy does a fantastic job of keeping spam out of the comments, which is why the little bit of it that sneaked through immediately became a meme. I think his systems use IP addresses, which would shoot down a parallel email registration.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 11:14 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Pineapple Bill Cody at March 22, 2019 11:14 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:13 AM (xfb67)
Possum makes for a tasty stew.
Posted by: Jed Clampett at March 22, 2019 11:14 AM (4knXT)
That's a bit of a culture change. I wonder how everyone would react to that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (XSSCs)
This would only be for morons who are having trouble posting comments.
Posted by: OregonMuse
So that could be a work around for those of us whose home ip's are banned?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 11:14 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (AzW6q)
No kidding! I used to get fresh captures regularly, now all I have are a couple of husks of old memes and the leftovers from a troll from last winter!
Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (dm05u)
How brave!
They know that these gals wouldn't want to visit the campus now that they've been outed as cheaters.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (W+vEI)
They say that before the white man arrived in the Americas and stole it from the Indians, the Great Plains were covered with think pineapple forests as far as the eye could see.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:12 AM (4knXT)
You could hear them thundering wild and free across the plains.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (NWiLs)
Yes, but could there be a statute of limitations?
For instance, there is a men's casual jacket which is navy blue with brass buttons which is appropriate for all but formal occasions.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (0O7c5)
The problem there is carrier NAT, which is used a lot on mobile phone systems.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (f1Vqw)
Endeavour to Persevere!
Later.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 11:17 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (dm05u)
Ace can't make a shelf stay up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:17 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Jed Clampett at March 22, 2019 11:14 AM (4knXT)
You have someone watch for cars while you eat?
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 11:17 AM (ykq7q)
...unless they pay extra.
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019
******
Naaa.
Mom and dad will pay someone else to be banned for them.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:14 AM (0tfLf)
Hmm... wait.
Parents break the law to get them in?
So, they are just Dreamers right? /spit
Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 11:17 AM (NgKpN)
Montreal priest stabbed during mass - it was broadcast on live tv.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:11 AM (W+vEI)
Methodists again?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2019 11:17 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)
You have someone watch for cars while you eat?
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 11:17 AM (ykq7q)
Or figure out that water is an essential part of daily life for survival.
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 11:14 AM (wYseH)
Right. So the e-mail white-list feature would take precedence over any of his stop-spam-based-on-IP code.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (D7whz)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (dm05u)
I use viagra for it.
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (dy5uS)
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (9VeU0)
Ace can't make a shelf stay up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:17 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Yes, but could there be a statute of limitations?
For instance, there is a men's casual jacket which is navy blue with brass buttons which is appropriate for all but formal occasions.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (fuK7c)
Also a maker of inexpensive ammo...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (Ot6OZ)
That's a bit of a culture change. I wonder how everyone would react to that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:07 AM (XSSCs)
This would only be for morons who are having trouble posting comments.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:12 AM (D7whz)
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Oh, I get it.
For some reason I thought it would be only those on the white list could comment. I'm a dummy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:19 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (fuK7c)
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I have theory about that - there was that Nike spammer. B L A Z E R was a variety of Nike shoe. I wonder if all Nike shoe names from that time period are banned. I guess I could check.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 11:19 AM (AzW6q)
Tall, bearded man age 20-35-ish.
https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/
status/1109106814615015429
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:19 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (VkWRL)
also moms putting their kids on low fat nearly vegan diets
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:19 AM (dm05u)
No kidding! I used to get fresh captures regularly, now all I have are a couple of husks of old memes and the leftovers from a troll from last winter!
Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (AM1GF)
Half the comments are tired memes that should have dies YEARS ago!
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 22, 2019 11:19 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM (VkWRL)
Did the WSJ finally discover Croatia and Denmark?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:20 AM (Ot6OZ)
Mom and dad will pay someone else to be banned for them.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:14 AM (0tfLf)
Heh. Kind of like in the old days when the offspring of royalty would misbehave, they wouldn't be whipped, but they would bring in a kid called 'the whipping boy' and *he'd* take the whipping.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:20 AM (D7whz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2019 11:20 AM (+y/Ru)
No kidding! I used to get fresh captures regularly, now all I have are a couple of husks of old memes and the leftovers from a troll from last winter!
Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (AM1GF)
Half the comments are tired memes that should have dies YEARS ago!
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 22, 2019 11:19 AM (NgKpN)
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"MY VAGINA!!!!"
-Eric Cartman, accurately imitating female comics
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:20 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (dm05u)
Ace can't make a shelf stay up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:17 AM (4knXT)
He can, however, go without food for long periods of time....
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 11:20 AM (cF8AT)
The poor kid now feels sick to her stomach for being white.
I will CRAWL OVER BROKEN GLASS to vote for Donald Trump in 2020 because this bull-shit evil can't be allowed to prosper.
Progressive moral scolds don't even believe that racism is wrong. They believe that whites are so superior that they can't be hurt, not even some poor teenager. They believe that THEY are Good People for pushing destructive, toxic ideologies. And they have the NERVE to say that Trump is a racist?
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 22, 2019 11:21 AM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 11:19 AM (AzW6q)
Newbs.
Bl*zer was a commenter who got into a pissing match with ace and didn''t figure out when to back off.
One of my favorite times here was when ace tore me a new one in the comments and I was like whut? and then realized he thought I was Bl*zer
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 11:21 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:16 AM (dm05u)
Ace can't make a shelf stay up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:17 AM (4knXT)
He can, however, go without food for long periods of time....
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 11:20 AM (cF8AT)
Kind of like bears.
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:21 AM (dy5uS)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at March 22, 2019 11:19 AM (NgKpN)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER ALWAYS SAYS THE SAME THING AS SOMEONE ELSE AND THAT'S A MEME THAT WON'T DIE TOO
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at March 22, 2019 11:21 AM (4knXT)
Progressive moral scolds don't even believe that racism is wrong. They believe that whites are so superior that they can't be hurt, not even some poor teenager. They believe that THEY are Good People for pushing destructive, toxic ideologies. And they have the NERVE to say that Trump is a racist?
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 22, 2019 11:21 AM (BD/yx)
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There are no individuals, only members of groups.
Marxism is an outright evil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:21 AM (XSSCs)
Pixy needs to set up an outsources tech support line in India to handle all this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 11:22 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Cortez isn't. Was probably the most famous shoe in high school during the 80's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 11:22 AM (5UfE7)
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 11:20 AM (cF8AT)
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He's scaring me with these ultra-long fasts.
Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:22 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:22 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:23 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:22 AM (7HtZB)
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You called nood and didn't post first in the nood?
How...fascinating...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:23 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 11:20 AM (cF8AT)
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He's scaring me with these ultra-long fasts.
Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:22 AM (aXucN)
Yeah, me too. Being healthy is more important than being thin
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:23 AM (Ot6OZ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 11:23 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 11:21 AM (9VeU0)
He banned me once back when he wasn't on board with calling Michelle O Chewbacca, but proceeded to call me Spooge, so I emailed him about the hypocrisy of that and was allowed back in......
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Lol. The WSJ has an article announcing Americans are no longer the "tallest". That's perhaps because they are importing people from south of the border who are all about 4 feet high, with bodies shaped like kidney beans.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 11:18 AM
In my neck of the woods they're all driving trash trucks. They must be sitting on a half dozen telephone books. It's comical except for the fact the trucks and contents probably weigh 10 tons.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 11:20 AM (cF8AT)
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He's scaring me with these ultra-long fasts.
Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:22 AM (aXucN)
Ikr!?
Not sure I 'get it' and don't know how it's sustainable long term but...to each their own.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2019 11:25 AM (+y/Ru)
But I can't believe no one brought up that Jefferey Jones was also Dr. Walter Jenning in Howard the Duck. I'm disappointed.
Make sure to click on link in nic, and smash that like button!
Posted by: StefanH at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (tbid8)
Tall, bearded man age 20-35-ish.
https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/
Ah. The Amish. Of course.
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 11:33 AM (98WNR)
Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 10:25 AM (88xKn)
No.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:44 AM (nPGq2)
And the white thing...is that the "attributes"?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 22, 2019 11:46 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 10:52 AM (kUmUV)
If "wop" were derived from "without papers", why does it apply only to Italians, and not all the other ethnicities who were immigrating at the time? Why are Polacks and Bohunks not "wops", too?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 12:01 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:11 AM (W+vEI)
Religion of Peace?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 12:12 PM (nPGq2)
...rips off sleeve..."Nothing up my sleeve. Presto!"
Posted by: Beelzebubba at March 22, 2019 12:15 PM (o7l6R)
Glenn Reynolds must have eight folks posting and linking.
Ace has how many Cobs?
The synergy works.
Posted by: Goatweed at March 22, 2019 12:25 PM (iR3Gu)
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