Womp, Womp: Mueller Tells Judge in Michael Flynn Case That He Has Fully Cooperated And His Cooperation is "Complete," and Yet -- No Mention of Any "Collusion" With Russia or Anyone Else

As Dennis Finch would say: Crank it, spank it, smack it on the bing-bong!

Michael Flynn's cooperation in Robert Muellerís Russia investigation is complete, lawyers for the special counsel said in a Tuesday night report to a federal judge presiding over the former Trump national security adviserís case.

In the same joint status report, Flynn's lawyers asked for a 90-day delay in their clientís sentencing so he could continue to cooperate with the government in his former business partnerís upcoming trial in Alexandria, Va. Flynn expects to testify in the mid-July trial against Bijan Rafiekian, who faces charges of conspiracy and acting as an unregistered foreign government agent for Turkey.

Meanwhile, Adam Schiff cautions against impeachment, stating that he would need to "see very graphic evidence" before moving forward with such a ridiculous move.

Bear in mind, this is the guy who has been telling us he's seen clear and convincing evidence of both collusion and obstruction for nigh on three years.

Now he says he'd have to see -- implicit future tense -- such evidence before supporting impeachment.

It's almost as if -- bear with me on this; what I'm about to say might shock and scandalize you in an almost sexual way-- that Adam Schiff has been lying for three years with the full knowledge of the media that he was lying and with zero accounting by the media for lying for three full years.

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1 !!!

Posted by: golfman at March 13, 2019 07:03 PM (OE84+)

2 Sponge

Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2019 07:04 PM (vzk+c)

3 Top 10

Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2019 07:04 PM (vzk+c)

4 Trifecta

Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2019 07:04 PM (vzk+c)

5 Now he says he'd have to see such evidence before supporting impeachment.

Dear God, who came up with this horrible idea???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 07:05 PM (Mouru)

6 Adam Schiff and sexual do not belong in the same sentence. He is anti-sexual

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2019 07:05 PM (WeD3L)

7 Trifecta
Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2019 07:04 PM (vzk+c)


Yeah, but I read the content.

Slacker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 07:05 PM (Mouru)

8 well now there's a new thread, our Judenhasser troll might be back in the previous one to respond to me...

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 07:05 PM (ykYG2)

9 Still can't figure out Judge Sullivan's display during the previous hearing.

Something doesn't add up.

Unless Judge Sullivan has adopted an Irish kid.

Posted by: golfman at March 13, 2019 07:06 PM (OE84+)

10 so a Nazi named Muller goes around destroying lives and Beria style searches for crimes so he can get people to compose.
I would love to see Brad Pitt carve a swastika into Herren Muller und Veissmannn's foreheads

Posted by: Avi at March 13, 2019 07:06 PM (kSq2k)

11 >>>6 Adam Schiff and sexual do not belong in the same sentence. He is anti-sexual

Oh, they can be in the same sentence. Just not the same room when "company" is over.

Posted by: Adam Schiff's Wife at March 13, 2019 07:06 PM (PbpT7)

12 But...but...but...isn't Schiff a duly elected member of Congress who has taken an oath???
Shocked!!
Shocked I am.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2019 07:06 PM (0tfLf)

13 With all the Hillary donors on Mueller's team, you have to know at least elected 3 Dems have read the final report

That there are no leaks about it is the dog not barking

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 13, 2019 07:07 PM (VGgwU)

14 Sometimes I look at these loathsome monsters and try to profile their sexual perversions based on their look and manner.

For Adam Schiff, I'm seeing something with feet. Dirty feet, smelly feet. Not necessarily women's feet. Maybe not adult feet.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

15 #GreetingsFromPizzaHut!

Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2019 07:09 PM (Tyii7)

16 So is Mueller getting ready to close this out? Why is all these chatter coming up now?

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2019 07:09 PM (WeD3L)

17 I guess there's nothing we can do about the fact that we live in a lawless society?

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at March 13, 2019 07:09 PM (BkYvb)

18 With all the Hillary donors on Mueller's team, you have to know at least elected 3 Dems have read the final report


They're just doing the last-minute editing to add some sinister adjectives about perfectly legal behavior so it doesn't look like a big fat goose egg.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 07:09 PM (Mouru)

19 Feets don't fail me now!

Posted by: Little Adam Schitt at March 13, 2019 07:10 PM (Tyii7)

20 Ace: For Adam Schiff, I'm seeing something with feet. Dirty feet, smelly feet. Not necessarily women's feet. Maybe not adult feet.

Far be it for such an honorable man as Schiff to cast aspersions on someone else's character without evidence. For shame, sir!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 07:10 PM (ykYG2)

21 Did you people know that La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona doesn't even have a snack bar?

WTAF?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 07:10 PM (Mouru)

22 Color me shocked!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 07:11 PM (+y/Ru)

23 In other news, Schiff imitates Emily Lietella, "Nevermind."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 07:11 PM (dT2km)

24 Attention: Adam Schiff's dumb head looks like a party balloon coming out of the collar of a suit.

That is all.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 07:11 PM (t+qrx)

25 Corrupt FBI and corrupt judges.

Hopefully, President Trump has his pardon pen at the ready.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 13, 2019 07:11 PM (Z+IKu)

26 I have Norton Safe Search stacked on Firefox and it's like pulling teeth to get to the hq. Anyone else having going to or refreshing at aoshq or am I the only one experiencing this crap?

Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2019 07:11 PM (zLDYs)

27 For a country filled with Mexicans, Spain doesn't seem very hard working!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

28 Greetings:

Beware of Armenians being agents for Turkey !!!

Posted by: 11B40 at March 13, 2019 07:12 PM (evgyj)

29 Attention: Adam Schiff's dumb head looks like a party balloon coming out of the collar of a suit.

Anyone who would bring a balloon like that to a kid's birthday would get a visit from Child Protective Services.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 07:12 PM (Mouru)

30 >>Still can't figure out Judge Sullivan's display during the previous hearing.

>>Something doesn't add up.

Sullivan has a history of being aggressively against prosecutorial misconduct. He told Flynn he had never allowed a defendant to plead guilty in his court and it wasn't going to start today.

He knows.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

31 Flynn is going to get probation, no more. Doing away with the need for Trump to pardon him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (V2Yro)

32 what I'm about to say might shock and scandalize you in an almost sexual way

HOW DARE YOU, SIR

Posted by: Sam Donaldson's dessicated corpse at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (LL1Be)

33 Anyone else having going to or refreshing at aoshq or am I the only one experiencing this crap?
Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2019 07:11 PM (zLDYs)


Nope. If a page spins and takes forever to load, it's usually a script that's stalling.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (t+qrx)

34 I has the sadz for Joe and Mika. Pencil-neck Schiff has been like foreplay for them when he's on Murderin' Mornin' Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

35 He's got a punchable face

Posted by: zeera at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (6My+C)

36 Adam Schiff leaks so much, he has an automatic reorder of Depends from Amazon.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (sy5kK)

37 How does PDT sleep, knowing these slimy bottom-feeders would sell their soul to destroy him and his family?

Posted by: Ever at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (Brfdf)

38 It's almost as if -- bear with me on this; what I'm about to say might shock and scandalize you in an almost sexual way


Well, knock me down with Brian Stelter's nutsack.

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (786Ro)

39 Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2019 07:11 PM (zLDYs)

Norton has been crap since like Windows 98. Try Avast. Otherwise, add noscript to firefox. No problems here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (t6MX/)

40 "...It's almost as if -- bear with me on this; what I'm about to say might shock and scandalize you in an almost sexual way-- that Adam Schiff has been lying for three years..."

Get the fuck out. My world is upside down. What the what.

Posted by: Pastafarian at March 13, 2019 07:14 PM (sgHEm)

41 >>So is Mueller getting ready to close this out?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 07:14 PM (/tuJf)

42 Now he says he'd have to see -- implicit future tense -- such evidence before supporting impeachment.

Maybe they got the Congressional blockade they needed in November and want to appear "reasonable" to the soccer moms during this final two-year push.

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 07:14 PM (elfAG)

43 Well shoot.
I never post on FB but I'm unable to open it on either my phone or puter.
I guess I'm on their conservative poo-poo list.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2019 07:14 PM (0tfLf)

44 I feel violated by that last sentence!

Posted by: Lady Cop Blowing Her Boss at March 13, 2019 07:14 PM (vDqXW)

45 >>>35 He's got a punchable face
Posted by: zeera

"The only trouble with kicking your ass is that it would be too easy."

Posted by: Tom Cody at March 13, 2019 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

46 Sullivan has a history of being aggressively against prosecutorial misconduct. He told Flynn he had never allowed a defendant to plead guilty in his court and it wasn't going to start today.

He knows.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

That I know.

Seems Sullivan's tone was different in the hearing.

Posted by: golfman at March 13, 2019 07:15 PM (OE84+)

47 Posted by: Ever at March 13, 2019 07:13 PM (Brfdf)

He feeds on that shit.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 13, 2019 07:15 PM (qll3d)

48 If only Mueller knew!

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 07:15 PM (786Ro)

49 Adam Schiff is a Conehead. The surgery didn't change a thing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2019 07:15 PM (hjaPQ)

50 The world turns its gaze towards Inspector Kemp

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 07:15 PM (dT2km)

51 Didn't some dem congressman just propose a bill to make it a capital crime to diisbelieve our betters or something? How could Adam schiff possibly lie? He's one of our betters.

Posted by: Drc at March 13, 2019 07:15 PM (llGBY)

52 Adam Schiff is a Conehead. The surgery didn't change a thing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2019 07:15 PM (hjaPQ)



"Buttplug" is the accepted usage here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 07:16 PM (Mouru)

53 theory:
Facebook banned Zerohedge for about 48 hours.

Lots of 4Channer types hang out at ZH.
Facebook is currently down.

I'm not sayin it's aliens...

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 07:16 PM (LL1Be)

54 17 I guess there's nothing we can do about the fact that we live in a lawless society?
Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at March 13, 2019 07:09 PM (BkYvb)

We aren't ready yet to do the only thing that can be done about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 07:16 PM (V2Yro)

55 Crank it, spank it, smack it on the bing-bong!
Does someone here speak Jive? I don't understand this.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2019 07:17 PM (Dh1wo)

56 For Adam Schiff, I'm seeing something with feet. Dirty feet, smelly feet. Not necessarily women's feet. Maybe not adult feet.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)


I see a guy who thinks his Mind is a turn-on to his wife, and when the five minute act is over, asks her for a glass of water before he dozes off, leaving her staring at the ceiling thinking of Paolo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

57 Well shoot.
I never post on FB but I'm unable to open it on either my phone or puter.
I guess I'm on their conservative poo-poo list.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2019 07:14 PM (0tfLf)

-----------------------

It's been loading fine for me via the app all day.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 07:17 PM (ffYR/)

58 Judge Sullivan. Dec 2018

"Arguably, that undermines everything this flag over here stands for,' the judge said. 'Arguably, you sold your country out."

???

Posted by: golfman at March 13, 2019 07:17 PM (OE84+)

59 Jive? I think Ace is tired of going on the down low.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 07:17 PM (dT2km)

60 43 Well shoot.
I never post on FB but I'm unable to open it on either my phone or puter.
I guess I'm on their conservative poo-poo list.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2019 07:14 PM (0tfLf)
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No, they're having worldwide problems today.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2019 07:17 PM (hjaPQ)

61 I never post on FB but I'm unable to open it on either my phone or puter.

I was just able to open a link this second. It had been coming up empty for a few hours.

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 07:18 PM (f6lTY)

62 Schiff got re-elected, maybe that was his agenda all along.

Posted by: Sergeant Major at March 13, 2019 07:18 PM (Jesl+)

63 It was bullshit.

It is bullshit.

It will forever be bullshit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2019 07:18 PM (QdvR4)

64 Adam Schiff is a Conehead. The surgery didn't change a thing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2019 07:15 PM (hjaPQ)

Dome head?

Maybe a new species.

Posted by: golfman at March 13, 2019 07:19 PM (OE84+)

65 Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 07:16 PM (LL1Be)

Oh PLEASE let it be 4chan exacting their pound of flesh.....

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 13, 2019 07:19 PM (qll3d)

66 Today has turned out to be Global Facebook Free Day.

This is why the blog software is superior.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 07:19 PM (dT2km)

67 No, they're having worldwide problems today.
Is it Guy Fawkes Day?

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 13, 2019 07:19 PM (Tyii7)

68 So we're going to see dozens of prosecutions of undeclared foreign agents in DC now, right? Right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 13, 2019 07:19 PM (gC2IV)

69 My God.
A world without Facebook.
What ever will I do ?


Oh, yeah. "Live".

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 07:19 PM (LL1Be)

70 Hogmartin @ 34- What exactly is a script and how does it run, and shouldn't Power Eraser get rid of it?

Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2019 07:19 PM (zLDYs)

71 No, they're having worldwide problems today.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2019 07:17 PM (hjaPQ)


Mad deadly worldwide gangster communist frankenstein computer problems?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

72 No, they're having worldwide problems today.
Is it Guy Fawkes Day?
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 13, 2019 07:19 PM (Tyii7)



Ghee Foe day in France.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 07:20 PM (Mouru)

73 No, they're having worldwide problems today.

Gee, that's too bad.

UP NEXT, THESE PUPPIES ATTACK A CENTIPEDE.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2019 07:20 PM (QdvR4)

74 Well shoot.
I never post on FB

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2019 07:14 PM (0tfLf)

Why?

Posted by: golfman at March 13, 2019 07:20 PM (OE84+)

75 When Facebook works again if 4Chan, Shia La Poof's flag will be planted squarely in Zucker's forehead in everyone's feed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 07:20 PM (dT2km)

76 "It's almost as if -- bear with me on this; what I'm about to say might
shock and scandalize you in an almost sexual way-- that Adam Schiff has
been lying for three years with the full knowledge of the media that he
was lying and with zero accounting by the media for lying for three full
years."

Schiff was lying and he now has to bring this down. Nancy said so and while I despise her politics and dislike her I respect her understanding of politics and what is possible.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2019 07:20 PM (0QYMt)

77 Adam Schiff AND the media have been lying for three yea4s

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 07:21 PM (Ob4Bo)

78 Jive? I think Ace is tired of going on the down low.
The man was onnn!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2019 07:21 PM (Dh1wo)

79 Keep his arm twisted behind his back long enough to cry Uncle!

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2019 07:21 PM (BbGew)

80 I'm not saying I'd condone such a thing, but if Adam Schiff were suddenly and mysteriously sodomized by a crazed pack of syphilitic chimps, I'd start a gofundme to provide them free bananas for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2019 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

81 Ghee Foe day in France.
What do the Frogs have against clarified butter??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2019 07:22 PM (Dh1wo)

82 What exactly is a script and how does it run, and shouldn't Power Eraser get rid of it?
Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2019 07:19 PM (zLDYs)


It's any part of the website that performs a task or computation vs. presenting text and images.

Try this and see if it helps. If it does, at least we've narrowed the problem down a little.

http://tinyurl.com/h8bl635

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 07:22 PM (t+qrx)

83 No, they're having worldwide problems today.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2019 07:17 PM (hjaPQ)
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Boats and hos?

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 07:22 PM (vDqXW)

84 No, they're having worldwide problems today.

The world has been spared enduring 40 million pics of someone's half-eaten lunch.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 13, 2019 07:22 PM (Tyii7)

85 Crank it, spank it, smack it on the bing-bong!
Does someone here speak Jive? I don't understand this.

***

Not a clue. Who is this Finch guy?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 13, 2019 07:23 PM (z2W2E)

86 Mr. Peebles better add STD screenings for the poor chimps also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 07:23 PM (dT2km)

87 Adam Schiff is why some people gate Jews.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 07:23 PM (Y+V3r)

88 I'm not saying I'd condone such a thing, but if Adam Schiff were suddenly and mysteriously sodomized by a crazed pack of syphilitic chimps, I'd start a gofundme to provide them free bananas for the rest of their lives.


Nope.

Posted by: The Exalted Order of Crazed and Syphilitic Chimps and Related Simians at March 13, 2019 07:23 PM (Mouru)

89 80
I'm not saying I'd condone such a thing, but if Adam Schiff were
suddenly and mysteriously sodomized by a crazed pack of syphilitic
chimps, I'd start a gofundme to provide them free bananas for the rest
of their lives.



Depends. Are these bananas just scattered on the floor, or do the chimps have to work to get them by stacking boxes, because they're tied to the ceiling (the bananas, not the chimps). No free rides for chimps!

Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

90 if Adam Schiff were suddenly and mysteriously sodomized by a crazed pack of syphilitic chimps


Common or Bonobo?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 07:23 PM (LL1Be)

91 Ha! Made the first 100... ?

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at March 13, 2019 07:24 PM (6fQxD)

92 Do bonobos like bananas?

Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 07:24 PM (T6t7i)

93 if Adam Schiff were suddenly and mysteriously sodomized by a crazed pack of syphilitic chimps
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The Secretary will disavow any knowledge of their actions.

Posted by: The CIA at March 13, 2019 07:25 PM (hjaPQ)

94 My report is imminent.

Tee hee

Posted by: MUELLER at March 13, 2019 07:25 PM (MAstk)

95 >>Do bonobos like bananas?


Yes. Because they look a lot like Macaque.

Posted by: Monkey Fucker at March 13, 2019 07:26 PM (3cwgx)

96 Do bonobos like bananas?
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 07:24 PM (T6t7i)


Not since the Big Brazilian Bonobo Banana Ban took effect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 07:26 PM (Mouru)

97 The Mullet Report

Business in the front, Democratic Party in the back.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 07:26 PM (vDqXW)

98 I always thought Manu Raju was curry sauce for snake kabobs.

Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2019 07:26 PM (LuPts)

99 The Secretary will disavow any knowledge of their actions.

***

This message will self destruct in 2 seconds

Posted by: Teddy Ruxpin at March 13, 2019 07:26 PM (z2W2E)

100 "Crank it, spank it, smack it on the bing-bong"

It was a Ted Nugent song. The Double Live Gonzo version rocks.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 07:26 PM (4AeKb)

101 Some people clearly remember Facebook being down, while others remember being able to log on.

It's weird.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 07:26 PM (gCzjH)

102 All the LIV progs are confused and angry now. Why U no Impeach! You said Orange Man bad!

Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2019 07:27 PM (q177U)

103 Dennis Finch = David Spade's photographer character in Just Shoot Me?

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)

104 >>Adam Schiff is why some people gate Jews.


I hate Jew Gates.

Posted by: Barackahnaten I at March 13, 2019 07:27 PM (3cwgx)

105 Dennis Finch = David Spade's photographer character in Just Shoot Me?
Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)
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Bingo.

Posted by: Guy who says Bingo a lot at March 13, 2019 07:27 PM (vDqXW)

106 I am fully confident that no matter what the report says, there will be more reports, and the witch hunting will continue. No matter what.

Of course, if the Dems were smart, they would do this:

1. Claim no $$ left for Trump witch hunt

2. Tap donors for witch hunt $$$$$

3. Never start witch hunt up

4. Profit!

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 07:28 PM (6vFO7)

107 Schiff, his balls, honey and some fire ants- some assembly required.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:28 PM (ung8t)

108 It must be the Gate Joos that have my weather machine!!!

Posted by: Little Omar at March 13, 2019 07:28 PM (Tyii7)

109 Some people clearly remember Facebook being down, while others remember being able to log on.



It's weird.


Told ya. It's aliens.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 07:28 PM (LL1Be)

110 I hate Jew Gates.

.....

Jew're on the wrong side of history.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 07:28 PM (gCzjH)

111 I'm pretty sure the easing off the impeachment chatter is because PDTS made a fairly clear threat to Congress regarding their exposure in kind.

I'd bet this release of congressional testimony is just a warning shot across the bow.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 07:28 PM (Jr9Sj)

112 It's weird.

Told ya. It's aliens.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 07:28 PM (LL1Be)
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A Mandella fluctuation.

Posted by: Fox Morebeer at March 13, 2019 07:29 PM (vDqXW)

113 80 I'm not saying I'd condone such a thing, but if Adam Schiff were suddenly and mysteriously sodomized by a crazed pack of syphilitic chimps, I'd start a gofundme to provide them free bananas for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2019 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

ill condone it

Posted by: Avi at March 13, 2019 07:29 PM (kSq2k)

114 Of course, if the Dems were smart, they would do this:

1. Claim no $$ left for Trump witch hunt

2. Tap donors for witch hunt $$$$$

3. Never start witch hunt up

4. Profit!
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 07:28 PM (6vFO7)



Congrats. As a political strategist you're already worth more than Steve Schmidt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 07:29 PM (Mouru)

115 Some people clearly remember Facebook being down, while others remember being able to log on.
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Shpingggggg!

Posted by: Men in Black at March 13, 2019 07:29 PM (hjaPQ)

116 I really should spell check what I post but ....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 07:29 PM (Y+V3r)

117 Well Gummy Page admitted in her testimony that they hadn't seen any evidence of collusion but plowed on anyway. (I mean the investigation, not Strozk)

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 07:29 PM (+/tGa)

118 COJ, great assessment.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:30 PM (ung8t)

119 I hate Jew Gates.
Posted by: Barackahnaten I at March 13, 2019 07:27 PM (3cwgx)


Wie geht es Jew?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 07:30 PM (t+qrx)

120 Mop!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 13, 2019 07:31 PM (9oE3U)

121 I really think some of you are underestimating the blowback this is going to cause. Page's testimony, which was actually first leaked weeks ago, is just the start.

The Mueller investigation isn't just ending with a whimper, the truth is coming out and it is damning against the left. Nancy isn't just walking away from impeachment, she is running and trying to pretend this stuff never happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

122 Is there a worse spectacle than to see good and innocent man have to bend his knee to a corrupt prosecutor, while the manifestly guilty go unpunished.

And the chief instrument of all this, Mueller, has the gall to play the beneficent and will show "mercy" to recommend little jail time.

Mueller should be disbarred and sued for civil rights violations, at the very minimum. Brennan and Schiff? That calls for something from another time, say the Roman sack punishment. Maybe leave out the viper, dog and chicken to spare the innocents.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 07:31 PM (jlX7q)

123 NGU, that is part of the platinum membership. You can read all the Moron code that comes in the form of typos.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:31 PM (ung8t)

124 The only thing I dislike about Joo gates. is that they won't open on Saturday. Now, the weather Jooos? I'd like a word 7 ft. of snow in the last few months is plenty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 07:32 PM (+/tGa)

125 I'm pretty sure the easing off the impeachment chatter is because PDTS made a fairly clear threat to Congress regarding their exposure in kind.

Nah--they've known there is nothing there. Now it has dawned on some Dems that they need to move the needle off "full batshit insane with sprinkles" before the 2020 elections. This will, of course, fail after someone says we should get rid of electricity in the first debate.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2019 07:32 PM (QdvR4)

126 87 Adam Schiff is why some people gate Jews.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 07:23 PM (Y+V3r)

Im orthodox and I hate him. 75 years ago non practicing Jews like Schitt were pushing little Jewish kids into the shower.

Trumps likely had more kosher meals in the White House than capo Schitts entire life.

Posted by: Avi at March 13, 2019 07:32 PM (kSq2k)

127 97 The Mullet Report

Business in the front, Democratic Party in the back.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 07:26 PM (vDqXW)

lol

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 07:32 PM (Izzlo)

128 I do hope Flynn is excused. But who can bring his life back financially after they did this to him?

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:33 PM (gLMhO)

129 Well Gummy Page admitted in her testimony that they hadn't seen any evidence of collusion but plowed on anyway. (I mean the investigation, not Strozk)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2019 07:33 PM (QdvR4)

130 I have Norton Safe Search stacked on Firefox and it's like pulling teeth to get to the hq. Anyone else having going to or refreshing at aoshq or am I the only one experiencing this crap?

"Comodo Secure DNS" is free and does basically the same thing.

Just set your preferred DNS servers on your router to the following numbers:
8.26.56.26
8.20.247.20

They block phishing sites, malware sites, spyware sites, etc.

Or if you want almost exactly the same service you currently have without having to pay for it:
"Norton ConnectSafe" DNS servers
99.85.126.10
199.85.127.10

Both of these DNS services are free, publicly advertised, and sponsored by the companies I've named. If you get a sketchy feeling about any of this, just google any of the names or dns server addresses. You'll see they're legit.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2019 07:33 PM (9t0Zz)

131 97 The Mullet Report

Business in the front, Democratic Party in the back.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 07:26 PM

Sounds like Don Lemon's new show.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 07:33 PM (+/tGa)

132 WhAteveR h;appeNed to NOSTRILITUS? He wAs uglier than ADam ShifT.

Posted by: Spurwing Trover at March 13, 2019 07:33 PM (hjaPQ)

133 109 Some people clearly remember Facebook being down, while others remember being able to log on.

It's weird.

Told ya. It's aliens.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 07:28 PM (LL1Be)

The Bernstein Bears took it down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 07:33 PM (V2Yro)

134 We knew long ago there was nothing. Because if there WAS something, Adam would've leaked it as soon as possible. Or Mueller would've.

They HAVE leaked just about everything else except what Judicial Watch exposed about Mueller's team and other assorted angles and nastiness being perpetrated in the name of searching for collusion.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 13, 2019 07:34 PM (hVoJQ)

135 Operation Varsity Blues is about 75% CA people. I wonder how much in dem donations that adds up to?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 07:34 PM (t6MX/)

136 Well, Schiff and Nadler will still be searching, searching, searching. They've got the man-Trump-they just need to find the crime.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2019 07:34 PM (AllCR)

137 I really think some of you are underestimating the blowback this is going to cause. Page's testimony, which was actually first leaked weeks ago, is just the start.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 07:31 PM (/tuJf)
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We live in a world where somebody slashes somebody's tires because they saw a *hat* through the window and people, online, applaud. People are being triggered by *hats*, and a good number of people sense nothing wrong in that reaction.... because HATS!

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 07:34 PM (vDqXW)

138 Posted by: jakee308 at March 13, 2019 07:34 PM

Forget it Jake. It's vagina town.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 07:34 PM (+/tGa)

139 Nevergiveup, why take the rap for shift heads?
Clinton?

Menendez?

waters?

Omar?

shitheads come in every religion and color or lack of.

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:35 PM (gLMhO)

140 The moment Mueller shuts down, he's in the crosshairs. He knows Rosenpenis and Comey knowingly perpetrated a fraud on the FISA court. He didn't report it and he's just as much at risk as they are.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 07:35 PM (Jr9Sj)

141 anyway what did Reid say?

"it worked didn't it"

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:35 PM (gLMhO)

142 Russian Collusion: The Hoax of the 21st Century

Posted by: Don_in_Central Jersey at March 13, 2019 07:36 PM (UPDS7)

143 shitheads come in every religion and color or lack of.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:35 PM (gLMhO)



I believe that it was Confucius who said this first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 07:36 PM (Mouru)

144 OK you Moron mixicologists.
Create the Collusion cocktail

4 parts Everclear
???

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:36 PM (ung8t)

145 Done with Flynn now? So, I guess all our crack FBI agents are now free to figure who leaked the fact that we were successfully recording the Russian Ambassador's phone calls. Either investigate that or all the idiots bribing their way into Yale and did I see San Diego State on the list?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 13, 2019 07:37 PM (dYe5S)

146 why take the rap for shift heads?

Hurst!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 07:37 PM (LL1Be)

147 Willow. Your right. But Jews like Schiff and Nadler are a Shanda to me and should be humiliated and disowned as real Jews. They are scum to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 07:37 PM (Y+V3r)

148 OK you Moron mixicologists.
Create the Collusion cocktail

4 parts Everclear
???


Truckloads of bitters.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2019 07:37 PM (9t0Zz)

149 Well, Schiff and Nadler will still be searching, searching, searching. They've got the man-Trump-they just need to find the crime.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2019 07:34 PM (AllCR)
----
Just the way I drew it up.

Posted by: Lavrentiy Beria at March 13, 2019 07:38 PM (vDqXW)

150
144 OK you Moron mixicologists.
Create the Collusion cocktail

4 parts Everclear


pretty sure russian collusion requires vodka

Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2019 07:38 PM (sGtp+)

151 4 parts Everclear
???
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:36 PM (ung8t)

.......

12 parts Hawaiian Punch.
1 sliced orange
1 sliced lime

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 07:38 PM (gCzjH)

152 Well, Schiff and Nadler will still be searching, searching, searching. They've got the man-Trump-they just need to find the crime.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2019 07:34 PM (AllCR)

-----------------------

The AG of NY is on the same path. She publicly announced that without any crimes to start with, she was going to investigate Trump and his whole family in search of crimes.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 07:39 PM (ffYR/)

153 4 parts Everclear
???

***

2 parts vodka
Spoonful of gelatin
Crushed ice
Strain and serve

Posted by: Teddy Ruxpin at March 13, 2019 07:39 PM (z2W2E)

154
12 parts Hawaiian Punch.
1 sliced orange
1 sliced lime
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 07:38 PM (gCzjH)
---
1 Mirror
Smoke

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 07:39 PM (vDqXW)

155 Spoonful of gelatin

Two Scoops!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 07:39 PM (LL1Be)

156 141 anyway what did Reid say?


----------

Time out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at March 13, 2019 07:39 PM (Izzlo)

157 bonhomme
I'll take that as

4parts Everclear
1oz. Bitters

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:39 PM (ung8t)

158 The Mueller investigation isn't just ending with a whimper, the truth is coming out and it is damning against the left. Nancy isn't just walking away from impeachment, she is running and trying to pretend this stuff never happened.
Posted by: JackStraw

My thoughts exactly I'm hoping that the bluff behind the house they've built will suddenly give way with no warning and as it buries them they won't even have time to scream

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 13, 2019 07:40 PM (uSoVh)

159 4parts Everclear
1oz. Bitters

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:39 PM (ung8t)
---
1 tbsp Liquid Smoke

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 07:40 PM (vDqXW)

160 Nevergiveup I hear you I do, but I refuse to be a part of shit like that.

much like the new feministas also embarrass me, but it's Not Me.

broad brushes painting swathes everywhere up in here. sometimes.

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:40 PM (gLMhO)

161 OK you Moron mixicologists.
Create the Collusion cocktail

4 parts Everclear
???
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:36 PM (ung8t)

Two parts Potomac swamp water, a twist of moldy orange and peyote bitters...bash shaker across a concrete bollard and serve in a warm, orphaned woman's right flat. Size 7.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2019 07:40 PM (QdvR4)

162 Russian Collusion: The Hoax of the 21st Century
Posted by: Don_in_Central Jersey

I coulda been a contendah.

Posted by: Global Climate Diswarming Changening at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (gkstg)

163 Hogmartin @ 82- Does Badger bit? Just because you can pet it, don't always mean others can. Not to be obtuse.

Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (zLDYs)

164 The gelatin was supposed to be the democrats but I guess it's also for the gop so 2 scoops sure

Posted by: Teddy Ruxpin at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (z2W2E)

165 Pro tip:

Don't do Everclear shots.

Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (q177U)

166 shitheads come in every religion and color or lack of.
Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:35 PM


I believe that it was Confucius who said this first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 07:36 PM




The Rectal-fication of Names

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (786Ro)

167 4parts Everclear

1oz. Bitters



Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:39 PM (ung8t)

12 oz. Whine

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (t6MX/)

168 You forgot the *tap* water.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (vDqXW)

169 @152
"The AG of NY is on the same path. She publicly announced that without any crimes to start with, she was going to investigate Trump and his whole family in search of crimes."

I wrote to the NYS GOP and the NYS Bar Association to ask them to take public issue with such obvious bias and unequal prosecution announced by an arm of the State prosecutor.

Yeah I know I kill me.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (jlX7q)

170 I know .

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:42 PM (gLMhO)

171 OK you Moron mixicologists.
Create the Collusion cocktail

4 parts Everclear
???
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:36 PM (ung8t)


Russian hooker pee.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 07:42 PM (t+qrx)

172 Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 07:39 PM (ffYR/)

Isn't it great that there are absolutely no important crimes in NY state to deal with so that they have all this time to investigate Trump? /sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2019 07:42 PM (AllCR)

173 I don't lay Pelosi at every Catholics foot.

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:43 PM (gLMhO)

174 21 Did you people know that La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona doesn't even have a snack bar?

WTAF?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg


pretty sure that if there was one, alan parsons would have mentioned it in the song.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2019 07:43 PM (sGtp+)

175 Willow. I am not condemning all Jews especially since I am one. Just pointing out how Jews like Schiff harm all Jews. Actually would be nice if the black community disowned all their racist scum like Sharpton and waters and Yada Yada Yada

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 07:43 PM (Y+V3r)

176 I know .
Posted by: willow

****

SHE KNOWS! SHUT IT DOWN

Posted by: Teddy Ruxpin at March 13, 2019 07:43 PM (z2W2E)

177 Sounds like you guys are back on the #TwoWeeks band wagon.

Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2019 07:43 PM (q177U)

178 Circa, if we add Axeman's liquid smoke I think we have a HIT.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:43 PM (ung8t)

179 or Reid at every Mormons.

see how this goes?

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:43 PM (gLMhO)

180 Isn't it great that there are absolutely no important crimes in NY state to deal with so that they have all this time to investigate Trump? /sarc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2019 07:42 PM (AllCR)
---
Well now they have to investigate how he created the environment for these dirty admissions scandals.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 07:44 PM (vDqXW)

181 Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (jlX7q)

I think that's great that you took the time to write to them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2019 07:44 PM (AllCR)

182 Yeah I know I kill me.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (jlX7q)


Well done.


Former NYPD Commissioner Bernie Kerik Calls on AG Bill Barr to Investigate Corrupt Manhattan DA Cy Vance Following Today's Hit on Manafort

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 07:44 PM (t6MX/)

183 Nevrrgiveup I agree it's not a good luck and I resent him for it.

fkn fkr.

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:44 PM (gLMhO)

184 I wrote to the NYS GOP and the NYS Bar Association to ask them to take public issue with such obvious bias and unequal prosecution announced by an arm of the State prosecutor.

Yeah I know I kill me.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (jlX7q)

--------------------------

Good for you, for real. I agree with your assessment about the impact, but at least you made your voice heard.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 07:44 PM (ffYR/)

185 Reports yesterday said Muellers gorilla squad was funded though September this year, doubt he and his cronies are passing up a half year paychecks.

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2019 07:44 PM (BbGew)

186 SHE KNOWS! SHUT IT DOWN

Posted by: Teddy Ruxpin at March 13, 2019 07:43 PM (z2W2E)
---
For some reason, just the signature with that makes me laugh.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 07:44 PM (vDqXW)

187 I don't expect much, but it'd be nice if something dropped from this:

@TomFitton 4h

.@JudicialWatch: Clinton email server administrator getting deposed

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2019 07:44 PM (Hk+Y0)

188 Does Badger bit? Just because you can pet it, don't always mean others can. Not to be obtuse.
Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2019 07:41 PM (zLDYs)


I don't pet it, I just use it in browsers. You do have to feed it, though. Turn it on, browse to three or four different sites that you normally visit, and it'll start to learn what to block (usually tracking scripts). It doesn't send the info back up, it just keeps it in your browser.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 07:44 PM (t+qrx)

189 man I can hardly wait for these scoundrels to be heckled out of public life.

but I bet they'll still prosper.

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:45 PM (gLMhO)

190 The defending champ on Jeopardy scores a perfect 10 on the nerd scale.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2019 07:45 PM (QdvR4)

191 >>My thoughts exactly I'm hoping that the bluff behind the house they've built will suddenly give way with no warning and as it buries them they won't even have time to scream

Tomorrow could be a very bad day for #TheResistance.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

192 hormartin, you must specify an amount, please.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:47 PM (ung8t)

193 I thought I read somewhere that Fredos Judge Bermans son was Weiner on Jeopardy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 07:47 PM (Y+V3r)

194 Barr forced Mueller to say this to the judge. Mueller was hoping to drag it out for two more years.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 13, 2019 07:47 PM (Ndje9)

195 Tomorrow could be a very bad day for #TheResistance.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 07:46 PM (/tuJf)
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That's just Day #1 of The Coverup--Just Like Watergate!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 07:47 PM (vDqXW)

196 122
Brennan and Schiff? That calls for something from another time, say the Roman sack punishment. Maybe leave out the viper, dog and chicken to spare the innocents.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 07:31 PM (jlX7q)


The Boats.

Posted by: rickl at March 13, 2019 07:47 PM (sdi6R)

197 The DNC polling on impeachment must be dismal for these red clowns to suddenly backtrack

Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 07:47 PM (xF3iA)

198 Jack, may it be so!

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 07:48 PM (gLMhO)

199 hormartin, you must specify an amount, please.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:47 PM (ung8t)


Oh gosh, I don't know. What's the most Russian quantity of Russian hooker pee there is?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 07:48 PM (t+qrx)

200 There won't be any blowback. The die-hard Leftist sheep/voters at places like Democratic Underground and HuffPo will say Trump bribed or blackmailed his way out of it. It's not like they're gonna get red pilled.

Not sure if people like Flynn have any recourse, but I am not holding my breath.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 13, 2019 07:48 PM (qll3d)

201 NOW can I come?

Posted by: Huber at March 13, 2019 07:48 PM (786Ro)

202 Barr forced Mueller to say this to the judge. Mueller was hoping to drag it out for two more years.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 13, 2019 07:47 PM (Ndje9)
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Proof that Barr is a threat to the bedrock of our Democracy!

Posted by: Chicken Little Anti-Trumper at March 13, 2019 07:48 PM (vDqXW)

203 OT, re: Facebook being down. Delightful. Some furriners use the name Mark Zuckingbird. I love that.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5b3oygl

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 13, 2019 07:49 PM (NMAzL)

204 The DNC polling on impeachment must be dismal for these red clowns to suddenly backtrack

And they said Hillary was a shoo-in. Don't trust 'em, Dems! Full speed ahead!

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 07:50 PM (dzJ3R)

205 Tomorrow could be a very bad day for #TheResistance.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

May it be so!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2019 07:50 PM (AllCR)

206 Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2019 07:44 PM (Hk+Y0)

I donate to them.

One of the most relentless orgs on our side.

Posted by: HA at March 13, 2019 07:50 PM (MAstk)

207 NOW can I come?
Posted by: Huber at March 13, 2019 07:48 PM

Wait for it,,,Wait for it!

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 13, 2019 07:51 PM (+/tGa)

208 Thank you for the encouragement. I actually had a conversation in Court today with two lawyers about it and, in a pretty random sample, they actually agreed that the AG James' stance is a complete disgrazia.

But people are so cowed and jaded: and I'm not sure which is the more destructive factor. Its as thought we've had injustice overload for so long and so much under the Obama years of Fast n Furious, IRS/Teaparty, the nonpunishments of the Clinton Crime Family and the myriad, in-your-face illegalities of "Crossfire Hurricane" and the entire Russia hoax that most people at this point just shrug at even the idea of neutral justice.

I think that our system collapses not when everyone gets so angry that they start CW II, but when a critical mass reaches a point of apathy at which they simply don't care about whether the Republic survives.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 07:51 PM (jlX7q)

209 Tucker Carlson with a bow tie on has more balls than the entire GOP, excluding one PDT.

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 07:52 PM (UdKB7)

210 JackStraw, Brennan is going to have a really bad day thereafter.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 07:55 PM (ung8t)

211 NOW can I come?
Posted by: Huber



Quick! Think of the 1963 Dodgers batting lineup and their batting averages!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 07:55 PM (LHT0w)

212 122
Brennan and Schiff? That calls for something from another time, say the Roman sack punishment. Maybe leave out the viper, dog and chicken to spare the innocents.
Posted by: xnycpeasant



Schiff, like Obama, is a puppet. Brennan is a virulent traitor. A medieval punishment would be too gentle.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2019 07:56 PM (SmRAI)

213 >>JackStraw, Brennan is going to have a really bad day thereafter.

It's always the ones who scream the most.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 07:56 PM (/tuJf)

214 Tomorrow could be a very bad day for #TheResistance.

Not likely. Embarrasing? Likely. Not that it would matter to them. I look forward to the day when Skankles, Comey, Brennan and Rosenstein are raided in the early morning and frog marched in their suicide and handcuffs to a waiting van, then tried and convicted for trying to overthrow the government.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 07:57 PM (Jr9Sj)

215 Good news. Vanity Fair's cover announced Beto O'Rourke is indeed, running for president.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

216 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2019 07:57 PM (q177U)

217 Dear Horde,

I am a Palestinian and I am dating a nice Jewish girl. Our families don't get along, but we really like each other.

We went to dinner the other night and she wanted to split a prime rib dinner with me. The problem is she likes it well-done because her religion prohibits her from eating meat with blood on it, but I really like my prime rib medium rare.

It's terribly frustrating and I don't want to blow up on her. Do you have any suggestions on how to solve this problem?

Posted by: Going Gaga in Gaza at March 13, 2019 07:58 PM (gCzjH)

218 Good news. Vanity Fair's cover announced Beto O'Rourke is indeed, running for president.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Ol' Pancho Vanilla?

The left won't let him. Too white.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 07:58 PM (LHT0w)

219 Nood walls

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 13, 2019 07:58 PM (OOH1c)

220 Itsanood

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 07:58 PM (UdKB7)

221 Doing freaked's job. Nood.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 07:58 PM (ffYR/)

222 Man Jailed for Dipping Testicles into Customer's Salsa Laughs in Court

Posted by: In Other News. at March 13, 2019 07:58 PM (vDqXW)

223 >>Not likely. Embarrasing? Likely. Not that it would matter to them. I look forward to the day when Skankles, Comey, Brennan and Rosenstein are raided in the early morning and frog marched in their suicide and handcuffs to a waiting van, then tried and convicted for trying to overthrow the government.

You might want to rethink your position on Rosenstein.

And if Steele tells the truth about his involvement with the dossier it is going to be a lot more than embarrassing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 07:59 PM (/tuJf)

224 214>> suicide = skivvies. Pinche autocucumber...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 07:59 PM (Jr9Sj)

225 Ace: "It's almost as if -- bear with me on this; what I'm about to say might shock and scandalize you in an almost sexual way-- that Adam Schiff has been lying for three years with the full knowledge of the media that he was lying and with zero accounting by the media for lying for three full years."

Please, I beg of you, please keep any and all feathers and feather-based products away from me! I'm teetering dangerously already.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (6eEQ+)

226 The surest sign there's massive collusion is to hear the top investigator not talk about the collusion that drove the trials concerning collusion.

Law School According to the MFM, Course 1001
Week Four in Syllabus

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 13, 2019 08:09 PM (6eEQ+)

227 I wouldn't feel bad if Schiff got the Harry Reid treatment.

Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2019 08:26 PM (I5LRE)

228 The media know far more about lying than ace does. Who are you going to believe, experts or some blogger?

Posted by: Anchovy at March 13, 2019 08:43 PM (B3kya)

229 Can anyone explain why Billy Clinton did not have to register as a rep of foreign powers after getting 500k to yak in Moscow? Or why every foreign donation to the CGI doesn't make you an agent of a foreign power. Enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: brindle at March 13, 2019 09:37 PM (Baid6)

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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat