Nancy Pelosi: We Shouldn't Impeach Trump. He's Just Not Worth It.

Democrat civil war a-comin'...



But does Nancy Pelosi matter? Is she still the actual leader of the caucus?

No, I don't think. She's been cucked by Alexandria Donkey-Chompers.

Kurt Schlichter writes on that:

The only thing that should keep you from roaring in laughter as Nancy Pelosi freaks out trying to keep a lid on the freak show that is the Democratic caucus is the knowledge that the freshmen freakettes giving her fits would impose an ideology of tyranny and murder if given the chance. But you can still allow yourself a good giggle as you watch Nancy's dreams of a Democrat majority die on the altar of anti-Semitism, taking away your health insurance, and banning cheeseburgers.

This was on display as the Democrats struggled to find a way to publicly pretend to condemn their superstar bigot's hatred of Jews without annoying all the Democrats for whom hatred of Jews is a key component of their intersectional web of leftist prejudices. Nancy essentially tried to excuse it by explaining that Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Berlin) is too stupid to know she's anti-Semitic which, to be fair, is plausible.

She could only get her caucus to agree to condemning all prejudice, sort of, including the tsunami of prejudice against Pacific Islanders that we all see around us so much in our daily lives. Take that, people who hate Pacific Islanders.

Of course, the Democrats never named the actual bigot because the Democrat base is affirmatively pro-bigotry. They hate Jews, Christians, white people, dissident non-white people, men, women who like men, and people who blaspheme against the creepy climate cult, among others. The list of Bad People Who Are Bad goes on and on -- the key element of intersectionality is that it always intersects with ugly prejudices against groups that leftists see as insufficiently supportive of their sick ideology.

Which is Nancy's problem, because she won the House back last year by hiding the left-wing evil bubbling under the surface of her party's collective dogma. She defeated the feckless Paul Ryan -- what a loser -- by running candidates in largely purple suburban districts who promised that if the voters tossed out the squishy Republican incumbent, the sensible Democrat moderate challenger would not go to Washington and do anything kooky. And, of course, the Lucy's football phenomena was in full effect as these Nanchurian Candidates trooped up Capitol Hill and promptly got sucked into the crazy.

Suddenly, instead of playing the fake moderate game, Nancy's minions had to suck up to a bunch of braying bimbos from safe blue seats. All the nonsense Reps. Talib, Omar, and Ocasio-Cortez spewed on social media and MSNBC thrilled the Democrat base. But what Normal people heard was, "We hate Israel. We hate the idea that you can have cars. We hate you."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:24 PM




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1 The Atlantic begs to differ.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)

2 I'm not impregnating Kate Upton because, you know, it's not worth the child support payments.

Posted by: wooga at March 11, 2019 05:21 PM (/BHSG)

3 Release the Kraken!

Oh boy, this Dem civil war is gonna be so much fun!

Better start rationing popcorn, stat!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 11, 2019 05:22 PM (Gs5TH)

4 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 11, 2019 05:22 PM (C1NyB)

5 This is absolutely not an issue she decided on the merits. She's canny enough to know that the Dems are heading for a 2020 cliff, and she has no interest in being the head lemming. Impeachment is a political loser for them, and she knows it.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:22 PM (T6t7i)

6 Nancy will soon have a price on her head.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (YslsA)

7 [i2
I'm not impregnating Kate Upton because, you know, it's not worth the child support payments.

Posted by: wooga


Kate's looks are going to head south in a hurry when she turns 30. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (T6t7i)

8 I'm loving the thought of the progs running around screaming with their hair on fire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

9 I heard it through the grapevine it was time to call the corgis.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (C/oM9)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)

11 That's a good picture of Pelosi that WaPo has. Lately she just looks befuddled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (AllCR)

12 Popcorn.

Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (MAstk)

13 Where the fuck did they get that pic of Nan? That's horrible. Can she LOOK more plastic?

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Cray cray is the flavor of the month. Even Nancy knows this is dumb.

2020 should be a laugh riot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (fuK7c)

15 I'm surprised Nancy hasn't called Clinton, Inc. to take care of some family business. And by business, I mean Donkey Chompers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

16 Pelosi lost control of the house in only a few short months

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (XbTPm)

17
THAT DOES IT!!!!

IM ASSUMING CONTROL OF THE SPEAKER'S SHIP!!!!!


AHOY THERE!!!!!!

Posted by: DONKEY CHOMPERS!!! at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (8XRCm)

18 Mueller has nothing. They know it. Soon everyone will.

This is an attempt to get out in front of it and begin the process of getting the lunatics used to the idea that Trump's not going anywhere....

Posted by: The Beatles at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (NFEMn)

19 Turn those machines back on! - Nazi Pelosi

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (gmo/4)

20 .. what Normal people heard was, "We hate Israel. We hate the idea that you can have cars. We hate you."
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''Normal'? I think I see their problem.

Posted by: Left/Prog/Lib/Dem at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (CDGwz)

21 LOL. He's not worth it.... Good one SanFranNan

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

22 Off Beatles sock

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)

23 Can she LOOK more plastic?
Posted by: Sponge at March 11

******

Bitch!!!!!

Posted by: Barbie at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (C/oM9)

24 Nancy will soon have a price on her head.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (YslsA)

That will make it a lot easier for the Jew who want to buy her.


Posted by: Ilhan Omar at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (xPl2J)

25 But does Nancy Pelosi matter? Is she still the actual leader of the caucus?

No, I don't think. She's been cucked by Alexandria Donkey-Chompers.

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I hope so. I really hope so. After the election when these people got in I desperately hoped that it would mean the speaker would have to herd cats all day to try to keep the caucus from fracturing.

So far, it is looking like this might be happening. I hope the Dem caucus ends up looking like a shattered mirror in a vampire flick.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (I2dne)

26 I still think this is setup for the Meuller Report.

"I was opposed to impeachment but after reading this, we have to..."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (39g3+)

27 And the great walk back begins.

Russia? Who said anything about Russia?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (/tuJf)

28 Crossed arms keep her boobs off her hips.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (aCNZ6)

29 Mueller has nothing.
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There's still an ongoing criminal investigation!

Posted by: Left/Prog/Lib/Dem at March 11, 2019 05:26 PM (CDGwz)

30 Kinda hate to think it, but I think Palsy is being smart about this one.
But blue civil war, so that's good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 11, 2019 05:26 PM (r+sAi)

31 her brain is 29% smaller than a man's.

Posted by: x at March 11, 2019 05:26 PM (nFwvY)

32 What is Maxine Waters' Hair going to think about this?

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)

33 And the great walk back begins.

Russia? Who said anything about Russia?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (/tuJf)
+++++++++++
Anyone who's been paying attention knows this whole investigation was about Manafort failing to register as a foreign agent well before he worked for Trump! Mike Flynn "process crimes" were just icing on the cake!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (I2dne)

34 29 Mueller has nothing.
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There's still an ongoing criminal investigation!

Damn you Mueller

Posted by: Elderly dead waiting for the report in Hell at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (O2RFr)

35 As wrote earlier
If only Nancy Sloppy Choppers was still running the House and not her inmates who run the asylum

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (BbGew)

36 I remember Chicago '68 and Milwaukee '18 is looking to be awesome!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (C/oM9)

37 "Nancy's minions had to suck up to a bunch of braying bimbos from safe blue seats."

I nominate Kurt Schlicter as head of reeducation in the Trump camps.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (t6MX/)

38 18 Mueller has nothing. They know it. Soon everyone will.

This is an attempt to get out in front of it and begin the process of getting the lunatics used to the idea that Trump's not going anywhere....
Posted by: The Beatles at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (NFEMn)
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Agreed.

Posted by: WisRich at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (G0vdT)

39 Now, those are crazy eyes.

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (gmo/4)

40 Mueller has nothing.
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That's a lie, Mueller has ferreted out 13 uncrossed t's, and 18 undotted i's.

Posted by: Left/Prog/Lib/Dem at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (CDGwz)

41 Has she talked to Nadler?

Impeachment is coming. They'll overthrow Pelosi to get it.

Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (ZfRYq)

42 "But what Normal people heard was, 'We hate Israel. We hate the idea that you can have cars. We hate you.'"

Actually, we heard, "I'm dumb as sh*t and twice as crazy! Hire me and I'll give you your neighbors' money."

Posted by: Normals at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (6eEQ+)

43 No, I don't think. She's been cucked by Alexandria Donkey-Chompers.

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She has been. This is true. The Dem wing of the Uniparty is dying. AOC, et.al. are just kicking it in its deathbed.

We are watching "both" American political parties recede into history. Interesting times.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (AzW6q)

44 Mueller will come!

Posted by: Hitler!! at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (H5knJ)

45 Alyssa Milano needs to run for office. Fill the Dem party with airheads, nitwits, commies, socialists, trannies, trannie-wanna-be's, rapists, pedophiles, pederasts, drunks, murderers, baby killers....

Did I leave anything out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

46 As I said in the thread below, she doesn't run the nuthouse anymore. She barely made speaker and I think the crazy kids are none too bothered by openly dissenting against her and her big fucking gavel.

Question is, does Nancy still hold the purse strings on the sweet, sweet Soros cash. And I don't think she does, since Justice Democrats is funded by him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2019 05:28 PM (pUDQf)

47 Mueller has nothing. They know it. Soon everyone will.

Sure, the only reason for the delay now is trying to spin the nothing into sounding like something so it seems justified to have spent all that time and money

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:28 PM (39g3+)

48 There are a few congressmen who are counting on a impeachment investigations.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2019 05:28 PM (BbGew)

49 If you defend Tucker Carlson making crude jokes on a radio show but not Sarah Jeong's unabashed racism check yourself bro!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at March 11, 2019 05:28 PM (SkuXa)

50
Where the fuck did they get that pic of Nan? That's horrible. Can she LOOK more plastic?

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)






Isn't that a still of Katherine Helmond from Brazil?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2019 05:28 PM (veoSD)

51 "But does Nancy Pelosi matter? Is she still the actual leader of the caucus?"

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Like you said, no but, and there is always a but. She matters to the GOP in Congress. She is their smoke screen, the one they keep telling the rubes we must deal with.

Posted by: Decaf at March 11, 2019 05:28 PM (r4a+A)

52 Mueller has nothing. They know it. Soon everyone will.
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I wouldn't be too confident. Your definition of 'nothing' is different than theirs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2019 05:28 PM (CDGwz)

53 Unfortunately, I think that the CrazyDems/ MSM have overtaken the party, and thus... although San Fran Nan seems to have control, they will force her to do whatever they want. If she does anything the CrazyDems don't like, well, we'll start seeing "Is Nancy Pelosi Fit to be Speaker" articles in Vox and Huffpo, and discussion panels on CNN/MSNBC.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (6vFO7)

54 pep, they've never even considered impeachment, as you say, it's completely ridiculous. As I've said every time it's been mentioned.


Meanwhile, some winning-fatigue is now being seen across the land.


February illegal border crosser numbers highest in 12 years*.


* it's a guesstimate combining knowns and known unknowns (unapprehended crossers), but all the collateral evidence supports the idea of an epic wave

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (QDnY+)

55 >>Mueller has nothing. They know it. Soon everyone will.

Wait until they find out Mueller hasn't really been focusing on Trump for a long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

56 I still think this is setup for the Meuller Report.

"I was opposed to impeachment but after reading this, we have to..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (39g3+)

Interesting take. But I maintain--as many others have--that if Mueller had anything, we'd know by now.

Also, Trump doesn't seem worried.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (NFEMn)

57 NO IMPEACH?
NO IMPEACH??
NO IMPEACH FOADY-FIE!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (51k37)

58 She could only get her caucus to agree to condemning all prejudice, sort
of, including the tsunami of prejudice against Pacific Islanders that
we all see around us so much in our daily lives. Take that, people who
hate Pacific Islanders.


Well, I don't know about Kurt Schlichter, but I've had it up to here with all those Polynesians and their damn poi.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (T6t7i)

59 Alternate headline:

Just Because We Won't Impeach Doesn't Mean We Will Stop Investigating!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (pUDQf)

60 she's got some competition-ha ha

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (xc+81)

61 Alyssa Milano needs to run for office. Fill the Dem party with airheads, nitwits, commies, socialists, trannies, trannie-wanna-be's, rapists, pedophiles, pederasts, drunks, murderers, baby killers....

Did I leave anything out?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)



Methodists?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (OLCnA)

62 I thought the music thread was slowing down...

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (dm05u)

63 I wonder how Palsi will fare in next year's primaries?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (Tr9jL)

64 Who could have predicted that Crazy Nancy of the "we must pass the bill to find out what's in it" would be the sanest person in her party.

Posted by: Decaf at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (r4a+A)

65 Isn't that a still of Katherine Helmond from Brazil?



Isn't Helmand a province in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (C/oM9)

66 Maybe she's trying to get fired because she's miserable dealing with these wackos already.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (xPl2J)

67 45
Alyssa Milano needs to run for office. Fill the Dem party with airheads,
nitwits, commies, socialists, trannies, trannie-wanna-be's, rapists,
pedophiles, pederasts, drunks, murderers, baby killers....

Did I leave anything out?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

With the Milano nitwit, they will have a full house.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (t6MX/)

68 The dishonest and corrupt but semi smart grown-ups of the Party (Schumer, Pelosi, Biden) are going to have to tell the overgrown Children (Occassional Cortex, Commielah, Beto Blotto) that there is no Ester Bunny. This will be entertaining

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (ujg0T)

69 Impeachment? Who said anything about impeachment? Certainly not us. We defy you to find any evidence that we even mentioned it.

Posted by: CNN MSNBC WAPO NYT Etc. at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (pAxWh)

70 Pelosi and the old gangster/Clinton wing of the party is kaput. This is their dying gasp.

Who wins the aftermath? The Leninists (the Sanders/Warren wing) or the Maoists (the AOC/Omar wing)? I'm putting my money on the Maoists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (I2dne)

71 [i45
Alyssa Milano needs to run for office. Fill the Dem party with airheads,
nitwits, commies, socialists, trannies, trannie-wanna-be's, rapists,
pedophiles, pederasts, drunks, murderers, baby killers....

Did I leave anything out?


Posted by: Jane D'oh

Methodists?

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (T6t7i)

72 Still waiting for my report?


Tee hee

Posted by: Mueller at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (MAstk)

73 Does Schlichter have a newsletter i could subscribe to?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (4e+hS)

74

Did I leave anything out?

Yeah, Methodists.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (HaL55)

75 65
Isn't that a still of Katherine Helmond from Brazil?







Isn't Helmand a province in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (C/oM9)

It's a sammich topping.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

76 Where the fuck did they get that pic of Nan? That's horrible. Can she LOOK more plastic?


The Paolo, he just threw up in his mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (C/oM9)

77 Alyssa Milano needs to run for office. Fill the Dem
party with airheads, nitwits, commies, socialists, trannies,
trannie-wanna-be's, rapists, pedophiles, pederasts, drunks, murderers,
baby killers....

Did I leave anything out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)



Methodists?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (OLCnA)


Yes. And I forgot the Irish.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

78 But, but, muh Mewloor~!

Posted by: Allapudnut at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (Hk+Y0)

79 @61
Curse you.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (T6t7i)

80 Where the fuck did they get that pic of Nan? That's horrible. Can she LOOK more plastic?

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)


Isn't that a still of Katherine Helmond from Brazil?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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For them as never seen it:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5m5uzs5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (CDGwz)

81 I hear this in that Sigfried and Roy voice from the Simpsons. "He's not worth it..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (bcbK8)

82 Nancy and her ilk, as bad as they are, are what's left of the 'moderate' Dems. Moderate being used in the most liberal term.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (pUDQf)

83 Pelosi triies to dress and styler her hair like a woman 40 years younger than she is.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (BXMxN)

84 Trump said "doody" once in Kindergarten! IMPEACH!!!11!

Posted by: The Full Text of Mueller's Report at March 11, 2019 05:32 PM (Tr9jL)

85 And Methodists!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 11, 2019 05:32 PM (ZfRYq)

86
Alyssa Milano needs to run for office. Fill the Dem party with airheads, nitwits, commies, socialists, trannies, trannie-wanna-be's, rapists, pedophiles, pederasts, drunks, murderers, baby killers....

Did I leave anything out?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)



Methodists?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (OLCnA)







Damn you for beating me to the painfully obvious joke reference.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2019 05:32 PM (veoSD)

87 I wouldn't giggle. I'm thinking they find a stealth candidate like Biden, get the old white dummies who think it's grandads Dem Party to vote and make this a race. Look at the counties that originally voted for Trump that Republicans lost in the midterms and tell me how they win those back. If you were that dumb in the midterms you're gonna double down in the general.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 05:32 PM (BzxKI)

88 76 Where the fuck did they get that pic of Nan? That's horrible. Can she LOOK more plastic?


The Paolo, he just threw up in his mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (C/oM9)

But he's still a pro. He'll finish.

But she won't be at the after party.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

89 One of the prog "news" outlets came out with all the racist stuff Biden has said over the years.


Stick a fork in Plugs. He's done.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

90 Isn't Helmand a province in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (C/oM9)

It's a sammich topping.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

It's a Broadway musical! And you are the human.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:33 PM (bcbK8)

91 If you were that dumb in the midterms you're gonna double down in the general.

That's what I wonder

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2019 05:33 PM (O2RFr)

92 Has the memo gone out to Auntie Maxine?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2019 05:33 PM (hECVl)

93 73 Does Schlichter have a newsletter i could subscribe to?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (4e+hS)

He has books.

They're pretty good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:33 PM (bcbK8)

94 Mueller has nothing. They know it. Soon everyone will.

Wait until they find out Mueller hasn't really been focusing on Trump for a long time.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

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Yup, this. Mewler found out pretty early on that there was no there there as far as Trump is concerned. I still expect a report that uses a lot of words like inconclusive, uncertain etc.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (ffYR/)

95 Maxine Waters wept.

This will not go over well with the AOC/Muzzie contingent of the party, and Pelosi just lost that sweet, sweet National Review gig.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (bkUtD)

96 Every so often a political party goes through a factional power struggle. The Republicans are going through theirs that started a while back* and now the Democrats are doing theirs. Unlike the Republicans, the Democrats are going to have a much more loud and obnoxious power struggle because their factions are much more ugly.

*Plenty of guesses as to when it started, but it was well underway in the summer of 2015 when Trump came down the escalator. If he wins reelection in 2020 it will be all over without extra innings. The losing side, the Never Trumpers, are irrelevant and losing what little voice they commanded.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (0QYMt)

97 He has books.

They're pretty good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:33 PM (bcbK


Yes they are.
Good reading!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (C/oM9)

98 Yes. And I forgot the Irish.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Are you the one that has been putting something about the manbun in their nic?

If so, did you see this?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5j2h7p6

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (CDGwz)

99 >>>Isn't Helmand a province in Afghanistan?



Helmand. Now And Forever!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (bkUtD)

100 If you were that dumb in the midterms you're gonna double down in the general.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 05:32 PM (BzxKI)
+++++++++++
Maybe. Midterms are a bit easier to swing. 'Go hard in the midterms then "normalize" for the general after your radicals seize the party in the interim' might be a viable strategy, too. Build your seat count with whoever because the radicals will shove party discipline down their throats.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (I2dne)

101 So this is the Dem's version of the Tea Party?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (pUDQf)

102 Read a couple of days ago that the average 1 bedroom apt in Frisco goes for 3,600$. Nancy's base don't want no socialism for them, but probably want it for you.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (XbTPm)

103
75 65
Isn't that a still of Katherine Helmond from Brazil?







Isn't Helmand a province in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (C/oM9)

It's a sammich topping.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)






It's a floor wax.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2019 05:35 PM (veoSD)

104 @61
Curse you.
Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (T6t7i)

Damn you for beating me to the painfully obvious joke reference.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2019 05:32 PM (veoSD)



Cursed and damned in one thread. I never knew I was so popular

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2019 05:35 PM (OLCnA)

105 including the tsunami of prejudice against Pacific Islanders
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Oh, you mean Pelosi's slave labor force in her cannery who were conveniently left out of the federal minimum wage raise several years ago?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 11, 2019 05:35 PM (JcXHH)

106

Mueller has nothing. They know it. Soon everyone will.

Mueller never had anything to start with. That whole "pee dossier" was bullshit from the get-go and everybody with two brain cells to rub together knew it. It was a smoke screen to cover up Her Heinous' crimes. That's all it ever was.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 11, 2019 05:35 PM (HaL55)

107 Come to think of it, especially after the "pass the law to find out what she in it" Nancy statement the Commie Trio are correct in assuming that American people will swallow anything. After all, didn't they just vote them in knowing all that?

Posted by: Decaf at March 11, 2019 05:35 PM (r4a+A)

108
lulz, in a recent Rolling Stones interview, Pelosi said to President Trump, "Do the country a favor, don't run in 2020."

Democrats know they're gonna lose.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 05:35 PM (YkwEd)

109 Did I leave anything out?

Methodists

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:35 PM (39g3+)

110 RBG must be a LOT better if Pelosi is suggesting impeachment is off the table.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2019 05:35 PM (ZfRYq)

111 Cursed and damned in one thread. I never knew I was so popular
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2019 05:35 PM (OLCnA)

You must be a Methodist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2019 05:35 PM (pUDQf)

112 The losing side, the Never Trumpers, are irrelevant and losing what little voice they commanded.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (0QYMt)

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I don't think it matters whether Trump wins (and I think he will) - the GOP is a dead letter. It may continue on in name, but the old order that ran it on behalf of the Democrats for forty years is completely doomed. Trump destroyed that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:36 PM (AzW6q)

113 >>>the Commie Trio are correct in assuming that American people will swallow anything




Tell me about it.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 11, 2019 05:36 PM (bkUtD)

114 "Dem civil war" "cliff in 2020"


Meh. Maybe even "harumph".


Their vile antics 2017-2018 - to include a border crisis timed perfectly for the mid-terms, a windfall for the GOP if it were not mostly same as the Dems on those central issues - cost them nothing. Zip.


Of course another miracle might occur and the Dems will suffer. Which will create another opportunity to replay the incredibly productive and important 2017-2018 GOP Congress.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 05:36 PM (QDnY+)

115 All of this crap going on, and most notably this "abortion " push for living infants is having a very negative affect on many people I know who are previously liberal Democrats. Most notably, my sister this weekend who is a liberal from Vermont announced to all of us amazingly, and it seemed amazingly to herself as well, that she is actually now conservative. She said she never thought she would come around to this but the abortion thing has thrown her right off the edge. That and the fact that more and more of her money is being taken taken for taxes and the illegals are finally starting to flood Vermont too.
I honestly never thought she'd crack but she did. There may be a lot of others as well.

Posted by: keena at March 11, 2019 05:36 PM (RiTnx)

116 Mueller has nothing ... except all the hard drives and wiped with a cloth evidence on the RealRussianCollusion.


Mueller obstructed Trump for over two years, interfered in another election, and has mostly buried or wiped the evidence on Hillary and that mafia (of which he and Comey were a big part).


The raw partisanship of tracking down only Trump people, who were destroyed on non-Russia crimes, half of the fabricated process crimes. Then 20 agents to assault the Roger Stone .. Stasi Style, making sure the citizenry understands blatant globalist crime will be covered up, and even the president can be made a target of the DeepState mobsters.


so it is hard to say "Mueller got nothing" ... or are Hillary and Strzok and the real conspirators about to be locked up? #2weeks? Barr, another buddy of the Comey/Mueller sort, it appears. Maybe they will give us a couple token scalps ... Hannity recently promised some such ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2019 05:36 PM (Cus5s)

117 87 I wouldn't giggle. I'm thinking they find a stealth candidate like Biden, get the old white dummies who think it's grandads Dem Party to vote and make this a race. Look at the counties that originally voted for Trump that Republicans lost in the midterms and tell me how they win those back. If you were that dumb in the midterms you're gonna double down in the general.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 05:32 PM (BzxKI)



Running real and nationalist Republicans for office would help. 2018, besides lots of Establicans who quit, was really a shellacking for the GOPee, not for Trump.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:36 PM (ujg0T)

118 1 The Atlantic begs to differ.
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)

So does the Bulwark.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 11, 2019 05:36 PM (q7IoS)

119 "Who can tell me how we can impeach Trump?

Anyone? Anyone? Mueller.....Mueller?"


---

Famous movie quote from Em-Barrass Mueller's Day Off

Can you name the actor?

Posted by: AoS Movie Trivia at March 11, 2019 05:36 PM (51k37)

120 >>>The losing side, the Never Trumpers, are irrelevant and losing what little voice they commanded.



Dennis Prager has Victor David Hanson on for an entire hour today promoting his book. VDH really took it to the NT Bulwark crowd. It was very entertaining.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (bkUtD)

121
Are you the one that has been putting something about the manbun in their nic?



If so, did you see this?



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5j2h7p6

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (CDGwz)


Not me. I haven't been around all weekend, or earlier today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

122 Related: 2 minute video worth watching.
https://tinyurl.com/y63hdfut

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (r+sAi)

123 >>>Can you name the actor?


Ben Stein.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (bkUtD)

124 >>>what Normal people heard was, "We hate Israel. We hate the idea that you can have cars. We hate you."
Which is why we pop popcorn.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (NMAzL)

125 I don't think it matters whether Trump wins (and I think he will) - the GOP is a dead letter. It may continue on in name, but the old order that ran it on behalf of the Democrats for forty years is completely doomed. Trump destroyed that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:36 PM (AzW6q)
++++++++++++
I think it's closer to 30, but the GOP is going to be a very different party than it was. The Democrats are also going to stick around in name, but also a very different party.

Parallel party recentering is an interesting phenomenon, and I suspect one of them will die. If the Dems become CPUSA - and it looks like they will - there will be room for an actual center-left party and the DNC could become a provincial party.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (I2dne)

126 How to lose WI.


.
@TomPerez
says people may even eat some vegan brats in Milwaukee and celebrate with some "damn fine union-made Milwaukee beer at the end of the night."

Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (MAstk)

127 Eh, I never expected them to do the impeachment thing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (Rxduq)

128 Can you name the actor?


Why? Didn't his parents name him?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

129 You're going DOWN Nancy. Not to put an unwanted image in people's heads.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 11, 2019 05:38 PM (RD7QR)

130 Glenn Greenwald after speaker rejects impeachment: Does Putin have dirt on Pelosi?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2019 05:38 PM (xPl2J)

131 >>>Isn't Helmand a province in Afghanistan?
-------

You may be thinking of Helmut Schmidt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2019 05:38 PM (xSo9G)

132 You're going DOWN Nancy. Not to put an unwanted image in people's heads.


Hey, gumjob!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

133 Vegan brats.Vile.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 05:38 PM (BXMxN)

134 Republicans strategy is always to sit around, watch Democrat's fail, then point an laugh. They never think about showing how they are different and what they have actually done.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (BzxKI)

135 "Nancy will soon have a price on her head.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (YslsA)"

------------

She will soon find she needs to spend more time with her family, they may be the only people who are still afraid of her.

Posted by: Decaf at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (r4a+A)

136 The news does this every election cycle; they air out all the dirty laundry of the Democrat candidates way early then claim later on they covered all that and moved on. Except sometimes the bad stuff gets legs, like Hillary's email servers which they really wanted to not talk about but social media kept buzzing about. And why? Because back then they didn't ban everyone who would keep the story alive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (39g3+)

137 Meanwhile Biden and Bernie account for over half the preference poll in Iowa. And Gillibrand and DeBlasio tied at 0.0.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (ZfRYq)

138 Eh, I never expected them to do the impeachment thing.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
--------

It ain't over yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (xSo9G)

139 Vegan brats.Vile.


Why do they always try to make their food look like meat?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

140 Eh, I never expected them to do the impeachment thing.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (Rxduq)



NOBODY ever expects them to never do the impeachment thing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (OLCnA)

141 Glenn Greenwald after speaker rejects impeachment: Does Putin have dirt on Pelosi?
--

You know, I'm not sure if this is true or not. It could be...

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (6vFO7)

142 101 So this is the Dem's version of the Tea Party?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (pUDQf)



In the Left's ghey and their shit's all retarded way, yes. The Bernie Sandernista faction WAS cheated in the 2016 primary, and they all know it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (ujg0T)

143 Dennis Prager has Victor David Hanson on for an entire hour today promoting his book. VDH really took it to the NT Bulwark crowd. It was very entertaining.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (bkUtD)
++++++++++
Have a link? VDH anything is worth listening to, and VDH + Prager sounds like a good combo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (I2dne)

144 This is a very good time for pro-Trumper candidates. Ramping up now at the local level. If done properly they can be the new base for conservative for the next decade.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:40 PM (C/oM9)

145 If these people ever get full control . . .

it'll make the French revolution look dainty

Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 05:40 PM (LvRCt)

146 I never expected them to do the impeachment thing.

Me either, but they may surprise us yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:40 PM (39g3+)

147 Decaf: "After all, didn't they just vote them in knowing all that?"

Exactly. Obama got re-elected. RE-elected!

Never underestimate the ignorance of large masses mobs of people.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 11, 2019 05:40 PM (6eEQ+)

148 I think it's closer to 30, but the GOP is going to be a very different party than it was.

--------

Nah. Remember that the GOP establishment vigorously opposed Reagan, too. The Cuck Reaper had already threshed them down by the late seventies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:40 PM (AzW6q)

149 Nanchurian candidate. That's beautiful, man.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2019 05:41 PM (gC2IV)

150 Popcorn with a side of dim meltdown.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 11, 2019 05:41 PM (0OmEj)

151 The Dems tried to start a Coffee Party here when our Tea Party was at its peak. I think about five cat ladies, a couple of Bernie lookalikes, and a handful of hipsters showed up.


For one meeting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:41 PM (ptqGC)

152 Here ya go :


The air that Americans breathe isn't equal: Pollution from whites disproportionately affects blacks, Hispanics

https://is.gd/UZTetg

Your welcome.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 11, 2019 05:41 PM (4e+hS)

153 How to lose WI.


.
@TomPerez
says people may even eat some vegan brats in Milwaukee and celebrate with some "damn fine union-made Milwaukee beer at the end of the night."
Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 05:37 PM (MAstk)




They should wear a lot of Chicago Bears gear at the convention too. I hear da Bears are very popular north of the Cheddar curtain

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2019 05:42 PM (OLCnA)

154 says people may even eat some vegan brats in Milwaukee and celebrate with some "damn fine union-made Milwaukee beer at the end of the night."
Posted by: Ha
-----------

'Vegan brats'? They're eating Progressive's children?

Yeah, really. Nothing beats an Old Milwaukee.

Posted by: Mel Famey at March 11, 2019 05:42 PM (CDGwz)

155 Go fuck yourself with a vegan brat Tom.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 11, 2019 05:42 PM (SkuXa)

156
If these people ever get full control . . .

it'll make the French revolution look dainty

Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 05:40 PM (LvRCt)


The French aristocracy weren't armed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

157 As far as my prognosticating skills go, I think impeachment hearings start by end of March. Still 3 weeks on that.

Next date is day after RBG keels over dead.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2019 05:42 PM (ZfRYq)

158 The air that Americans breathe isn't equal: Pollution from whites disproportionately affects blacks, Hispanics



This takes stoopid to a whole new level.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:43 PM (C/oM9)

159 So Nancy Sloppy Choppers lost to Alexandria Donkey-Chompers.

Strange, that.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 11, 2019 05:43 PM (T09ml)

160 If these people ever get full control . . .

it'll make the French revolution look dainty
Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 05:40 PM (LvRCt)
++++++++++++
Americans do *everything* bigger, louder, better, more expensively and with greater violence. This includes screwing up and fighting each other.

Good with the bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:43 PM (I2dne)

161 She just gave Trump a reason to legitimately stiff Nadlers document requests. Hey, this isnt about impeachment. It's about harassing me and my family. Pound sand.


Thanks Nancy. Along with Clyburns comment sabatoging reparations, it's looking brighter.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 11, 2019 05:43 PM (Wx1iE)

162 I don't buy it. I think it's pull back to pretend to be non-political for the Mueller report. Remember she's almost certantly seen the report by now.

Posted by: Mark at March 11, 2019 05:43 PM (5T/WH)

163 All vegans are brats.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:43 PM (I2dne)

164 blaster: "And Gillibrand and DeBlasio tied at 0.0."

So you're saying there's still a chance?

Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at March 11, 2019 05:44 PM (6eEQ+)

165 1 The Atlantic begs to differ.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)


An on topic First? Or is that now a Sponge?

Btw, The Bulwark just begs -- Take my wife, please.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2019 05:44 PM (Z4rgH)

166 McCarthy's favorite tactic is sneering. The guy never puts together a few cogent thoughts.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 05:44 PM (BzxKI)

167 "... the GOP is a dead letter. It may continue on in name, but the old order
that ran it on behalf of the Democrats for forty years is completely
doomed. Trump destroyed that."

Yes, a different faction is seizing control of the party and the old order is expelled. This happens every so often to political parties. The party doesn't "die" it just changes. A political junkie like me finds this fascinating to watch.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 11, 2019 05:44 PM (0QYMt)

168 Why did the vegan cross the road?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 11, 2019 05:44 PM (SkuXa)

169 >>>Have a link? VDH anything is worth listening to, and VDH + Prager sounds like a good combo.


May be on YouTube, but I haven't found it yet.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2019 05:44 PM (bkUtD)

170 A vegan and a crossfit enthusiast walked into a bar.

I know this because they won't shut the hell up about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:44 PM (I2dne)

171 Notice she says shouldn't not won't

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2019 05:44 PM (O2RFr)

172 NOBODY ever expects them to never do the impeachment thing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (OLCnA)


Nobody expects the Clownish Indecision.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 05:44 PM (51k37)

173 Cheddar is really a white cheese, they only added orange die to inferior products to sell more bad cheese

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:44 PM (XbTPm)

174 The French aristocracy weren't armed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:42


That right there is some good pithy stuff!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:45 PM (C/oM9)

175 Let's hope Jeb! decides to throw his hat back in the ring, along with Son of Mailman.


If we're going to have a national clown circus, let's go Full Clown.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

176
AOC's Utopia:
https://tinyurl.com/yyftp434

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 11, 2019 05:45 PM (r+sAi)

177 If these people ever get full control . . .

it'll make the French revolution look dainty

Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 05:40 PM (LvRCt)

The French aristocracy weren't armed.
=======
And yet the sewers literally ran red with blood -
thus the "dainty" comparison.

Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 05:45 PM (LvRCt)

178 So, who went to see Captain Marvel?

Posted by: Hahaha at March 11, 2019 05:45 PM (eG/FW)

179 The Dems tried to start a Coffee Party here when our Tea Party was at its peak. I think about five cat ladies, a couple of Bernie lookalikes, and a handful of hipsters showed up.

Yeah there were like seven or eight of those. The Paper Bag Party! The Lunch Party! It was so pathetic, not the attempts but the breathless New York Times level news coverage, as if they could make fetch happen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:45 PM (39g3+)

180 158 Why not say pollution effects joos the most since they have the biggest noses?

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 05:46 PM (BXMxN)

181 Oh shit. That tweet is funnier that the "guys get shirts tape."

Gilda says nevermind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjYoNL4g5Vg

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2019 05:46 PM (LWu6U)

182 Why do they always try to make their food look like meat?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

Red meat to conservatives=blue tofu for the lefties. Bleah.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:46 PM (NMAzL)

183 I can't imagine the Dems are going with hey we voted to let illegals vote FIRST thing and we want Trumps taxes as their strategy.

They have to have an impeachment to keep their phoney baloney jobs.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2019 05:46 PM (ZfRYq)

184 >>>So, who went to see Captain Marvel?


It made a lot of money, but I think they had a Get Out The Vote thing on the left to "own the incels."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2019 05:46 PM (bkUtD)

185 AOC's Utopia:
https://tinyurl.com/yyftp434
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 11, 2019 05:45 PM (r+sAi)

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Fuck. That's hard to watch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:46 PM (AzW6q)

186 AOC's Utopia:
https://tinyurl.com/yyftp434
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 11, 2019 05:45 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++++++
That is very bleak. I hope they revolt soon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:46 PM (I2dne)

187 Nancy's lying

Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 05:46 PM (786Ro)

188 So who went to see Captain Marvel?
Posted by: Hahaha at March 11, 2019 05:45 PM (eG/FW)



Nope.
Saw How to Train Your Dragon.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (C/oM9)

189 180 158 Why not say pollution effects joos the most since they have the biggest noses?
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 05:46 PM (BXMxN)

Bigger filter steevy.

That's how they get you.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (LWu6U)

190 The French aristocracy weren't armed.

Well, they were, some of them were deadly with a sword and bow, pistol and musket. But there weren't very many of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (39g3+)

191 Nancy's lying

Wouldn't be the first time

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (O2RFr)

192 Posted by: keena at March 11, 2019 05:36 PM (RiTnx)

Glad to hear your sister is seeing the light, and I hope many more do. Thx for letting us know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (AllCR)

193 148 I think it's closer to 30, but the GOP is going to be a very different party than it was.
--------
Nah. Remember that the GOP establishment vigorously opposed Reagan, too. The Cuck Reaper had already threshed them down by the late seventies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:40 PM (AzW6q)



With the GOP, we are just seeing another fight between what used to be called "The Eastern Establishment" (now bicoastal?) and the rest of the more conservative GOP in the heartland.

We have been here before: Dewey vs. Taft, Rockefeller vs. Goldwater, Ford vs. Reagan, Bush the Elder vs. Buchanan.

Sometimes a nasty fight divides the party, sometimes the sides agree to compromise, like Bush the Elder becoming Reagan's Veep, sometimes a compromise candidate like Ike emerges.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (ujg0T)

194 Nancy's lying
=========
Nancy's ALWAYS lying

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (LvRCt)

195 It would be the best impeachment, really fantastically incredible.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (z2W2E)

196 It made a lot of money

Made okay money, seventh in opening day earnings for a Marvel movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (39g3+)

197 it'll make the French revolution look dainty
Posted by: simplemind
----------

If I recall, there is a marker at Père-Lachaise Cemetery where the Paris Commune members were buried. Somewhat later than the revolution, but Commies, nonetheless.

Posted by: Mel Famey at March 11, 2019 05:48 PM (xSo9G)

198 Poor hahaha has been crowing about a marvel movie having a decent opening weekend all day. Sad.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 11, 2019 05:48 PM (SkuXa)

199 Was someone looking for this? Victor David Hanson trailer "The Second World Wars":

https://tinyurl.com/yyk8hpbv

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

200 Kate's looks are going to head south in a hurry when she turns 30. IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: pep


Of course. That's code for her doing "butt stuff" in her 30s.

Posted by: wooga at March 11, 2019 05:49 PM (/BHSG)

201 >>>Made okay money, seventh in opening day earnings for a Marvel movie.



The media was noting global numbers, too. Not domestic. Plus, Rotten Tomatoes deleted 54,000 reviews then deemed unacceptable. Why ruin your brand for a lousy film?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2019 05:49 PM (bkUtD)

202 176

AOC's Utopia:
https://tinyurl.com/yyftp434


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 11, 2019 05:45 PM (r+sAi)

That's enraging.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:49 PM (t6MX/)

203

[iThis is a very good time for pro-Trumper candidates. Ramping up now at
the local level. If done properly they can be the new base for
conservative for the next decade.

I've been hoping the remnants of the Tea Party would take over the GOP like the CPUSA has taken over the Dems. They almost have to if the GOP wants to remain a viable political power.

Now they just need somebody to direct them to go at the Progs like they need to and start blasting their inane ideas each and every day. Be the party of Life. Come out strongly against abortion. Come out strongly against Big Sister government that wants to control every facet of life. Be for the Constitution and the Founders. Be for Freedom from government. Be for individual responsibility. Be against this "trans" insanity. Be for the nuclear family and be ready to explain why that's always been the best environment to raise kids in, because studies all show that to be true.


Just be Normal. I hope they remember what that is and how to do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 11, 2019 05:49 PM (HaL55)

204 Was someone looking for this? Victor David Hanson trailer "The Second World Wars":

https://tinyurl.com/yyk8hpbv
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++
I was looking for the VDH/Prager interview, but this is also really good. Strongly recommended.

VDH is America's greatest living public intellectual.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:49 PM (I2dne)

205 I was speaking with a my brother over the weekend about the Nov 2018 election. The media bent over backwards to tell us that the number one item on the 2019 Dem legislative agenda was...healthcare. Nope, they weren't going for impeachment. Nope, they weren't crazy. Nope, they were really moderates, and it's quite ok to toss out the terrible Republicans.

I haven't heard anything about healthcare so far this session. Banning guns - Yes. Green Nude Eel - Yes Yes!. Healthcare - the thing the media told me was foremost on the mind of the voters - crickets.

You know, I don't actually blame Democrats for this. They will only go as far as they can get away with going. I blame the media, who lets them go this far. Secondly, I blame the GOPe, who can spare anyone to go on the Sunday talk shows to refute this nonsense. Liz Cheney was the first person, other than Lindsey Graham (!!) to put up more than a lukewarm DEFENSE of Trump on the Sunday talk shows. Where's Cruz? Where's Mike Lee? Must Trump defend his agenda all by himself? I mean, the guy's a stone-cold stable genius, but he's only one guy.

I don't want a Fox News. I don't want an MSNBC. Please, dear Lord, just give me a media that operates under the assumption that ALL politicians are crooks, and investigate accordingly. The first org that can simply do that will have my undying loyalty.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 11, 2019 05:49 PM (v5MU4)

206 I know some folks online who say CM but nobody in person. And most of the online folks I know gave it a pass. Which makes me wonder where this opening weekend rush came from? Who was it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:49 PM (39g3+)

207 Own the incels? Does that even require effort?

Posted by: Hahaha at March 11, 2019 05:49 PM (eG/FW)

208 Come on, Nancy only lies when she opens her mouth

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2019 05:50 PM (BbGew)

209 She defeated the feckless Paul Ryan -- what a loser -- by running candidates in largely purple suburban districts who promised that if the voters tossed out the squishy Republican incumbent, the sensible Democrat moderate challenger would not go to Washington and do anything kooky.


And that's exactly what the Dems are going to do again in 2020. Scare suburban mom's about Orange Man Bad putting children in cages, scare people that the GOP will take away coverage of "preexisting" conditions. And in purple districts Dems won't go anywhere near AOC-ishness, instead running on guns, family, and I'm the nice guy while Trump is mean.

Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 05:50 PM (786Ro)

210 Although if Grandpa Biden is their candidate, it will all be over once he whips it out and wags it at the crowd.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 05:50 PM (BzxKI)

211 That photo is the wax dummy in some California museum

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2019 05:51 PM (BbGew)

212 This guy is lamer than the average troll.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 05:51 PM (BXMxN)

213 Sometimes a nasty fight divides the party, sometimes the sides agree to compromise, like Bush the Elder becoming Reagan's Veep, sometimes a compromise candidate like Ike emerges.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (ujg0T)

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The establishment never really agreed to any compromise, though. It was just bad-faith negotiating. Any time a candidate rises who won't do the bidding of Democrats the way a good Republican should, they just wait him out, and then it's back to the same old shenanigans as soon as he's out of the way.

But this time, I think enough people have figured it out that they won't come back to the fold again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:51 PM (AzW6q)

214 Vegan brats? I'm repulsed by the very idea.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 11, 2019 05:51 PM (d6Ksn)

215 192 Posted by: keena at March 11, 2019 05:36 PM (RiTnx)

Glad to hear your sister is seeing the light, and I hope many more do. Thx for letting us know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (AllCR)

Hi Fen... just popped in to say hi.... my read the Bible Project is going well... doing Chronicles. Won't be posting here anymore... occasional lurker now. The comments bring out bad stuff in me, which I am trying to put aside.

Posted by: kraken at March 11, 2019 05:51 PM (90T4r)

216 How has my life come to trolling a blog? Where did I go wrong?

Posted by: Hahaha at March 11, 2019 05:51 PM (9T6pV)

217 >>> "because she won the House back last year by hiding the left-wing evil bubbling under the surface of her party's collective dogma"

One of the darkest threats the world faces is the Democrat party. Woe to the Chinese, the Russians, the South Americans who support them in secret in order to destabilize this country. You would doom the world to a new dark age if your plans come to fruition. You would reap the whirlwind.

Posted by: Max Power at March 11, 2019 05:51 PM (q177U)

218 >>>This guy is lamer than the average troll.



The good ones are on pikes on the way to AOSHQ.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 11, 2019 05:51 PM (bkUtD)

219 VDH is America's greatest living public intellectual.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:49 PM (I2dne)

Sowell is still living and taking AOC to the woodshed recently.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:52 PM (t6MX/)

220 And in purple districts Dems won't go anywhere near AOC-ishness, instead running on guns, family, and I'm the nice guy while Trump is mean.
Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 05:50 PM (786Ro)
++++++++++++++
And then they will deliver their votes to whichever communist faction bullies them hardest. This is the point to make if you know a waffler. What *your* candidate says probably doesn't matter in the slightest. They will be attached to one of the communist factions and vote it all in.

This doesn't work well for an ad push, but it might work well one-on-one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:52 PM (I2dne)

221 Where is everyone seeing "factions" in the GOP, and any movement whatsoever in positive directions in the only way that matters - central policy questions?


Mitch and McCarthy are the current leaders. They're pretty comfortably ensconced. There's a reason for that.


We have a president begging members of his own party not to make a ridiculous vote on one of the central issues that made him president. I have not seen/heard any sign this WH will make any effort to shape the GOP should Trump win re-election.



Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 05:52 PM (QDnY+)

222 Not buying this, no friggin way are they not going to run next year on impeach Trump.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 11, 2019 05:52 PM (JUOKG)

223 And who is t salivating for Nancy's shower pic. Those things must at least be down to her thighs.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 05:52 PM (BzxKI)

224 Nancy's lying

***

But Nancy's been in charge before
And she knows what votes are for

Posted by: David Lee Roth at March 11, 2019 05:52 PM (z2W2E)

225 Although if Grandpa Biden is their candidate, it will all be over once he whips it out and wags it at the crowd.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 05:50 PM (BzxKI)
++++++++++++
Only if the audience is full of preteen girls.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:52 PM (I2dne)

226 I would not think there was enough fat on a vegan to make a decent brat.

Posted by: Confused Cannibal at March 11, 2019 05:52 PM (eMmgj)

227 Sowell is still living and taking AOC to the woodshed recently.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:52 PM (t6MX/)
++++++++++++
I like Sowell a lot. If I had to pick one great living public intellectual with whom to crash on a desert island, though, I'd pick VDH.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:53 PM (I2dne)

228 Nancy Pelosi? Or Nancy Speaker? Like Tim Apple?

Posted by: Hahaha at March 11, 2019 05:54 PM (eG/FW)

229 So hot!

Posted by: Dead Horses at March 11, 2019 05:54 PM (awqYm)

230 The dems hope (I know they don't pray) for some sort of disaster to occur that they can pin on Trump. They wouldn't have a care if Americans suffered if it promoted their gain.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 11, 2019 05:54 PM (xzqr4)

231 They're going to try and harm PDT's re-election chances by investigating anyone who's ever played at one of his golf courses using their bold new strategy "death by a thousand putz'."

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 11, 2019 05:54 PM (BOxMs)

232 I would not think there was enough fat on a vegan to make a decent brat.
Posted by: Confused Cannibal at March 11, 2019 05:52 PM (eMmgj)

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It's like when you take a lean animal like an elk. You dope the ground meat with pork fat.

Posted by: Julia "Cannibal" Child at March 11, 2019 05:54 PM (AzW6q)

233 213 Sometimes a nasty fight divides the party, sometimes the sides agree to compromise, like Bush the Elder becoming Reagan's Veep, sometimes a compromise candidate like Ike emerges.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:47 PM (ujg0T)
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The establishment never really agreed to any compromise, though. It was just bad-faith negotiating. Any time a candidate rises who won't do the bidding of Democrats the way a good Republican should, they just wait him out, and then it's back to the same old shenanigans as soon as he's out of the way.

But this time, I think enough people have figured it out that they won't come back to the fold again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:51 PM (AzW6q)



No disagreement there. The go along to get along Establishment never really dies. Either it just licks its wounds and bides its time (Reagan), or it stabs the Real Conservative in the back (Goldwater).

All I am saying is look at this historically. We really *have* been here before in the GOP.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:54 PM (ujg0T)

234

145 If these people ever get full control . . .

it'll make the French revolution look dainty
Posted by: simplemind


The stuff in Paris WAS dainty compared to the cleansing of the Vendee

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 05:55 PM (w+Z9D)

235 Which is Nancy's problem, because she won the House back last year by hiding the left-wing evil bubbling under the surface of her party's collective dogma.


This is where I break with Schlichter and think he has a blind spot.

These scum haven't hidden jack shit from anybody. Their freak flag has been flying high since 2016. Hell, the Kavanaugh hearings freak show happened right before the election. Didn't hurt them at all.

This whole "well when people finally see what the Democrats are like they'll lose big time" line is complete bullshit. This freak show almost beat Trump the first time, took the House this time and even now have a shot at beating him next time.

America is overrun with pathetic, worthless pieces of shit and voting can't and won't fix it. All it can do is hold their takeover off a little longer.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 11, 2019 05:55 PM (q40QC)

236 I like Sowell a lot. If I had to pick one great living public intellectual with whom to crash on a desert island, though, I'd pick VDH.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:53 PM (I2dne)


Hayek

Salma

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2019 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)

237 I like Sowell a lot. If I had to pick one great
living public intellectual with whom to crash on a desert island,
though, I'd pick VDH.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:53 PM (I2dne)

I'd pick Kate Upton and be "disappointed" about our conversations.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:55 PM (t6MX/)

238 Nancy looks pretty good in that pic.

Posted by: IC at March 11, 2019 05:55 PM (a0IVu)

239 Hayek

Salma
Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2019 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)
+++++++++++
That's an entirely different topic! And on that topic, I vote Scarlet Johanson

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:56 PM (I2dne)

240 Tell the truth, has anyone tried the new vegan Carl's Jr/ Hardee's fake meat Famous Star?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:56 PM (XbTPm)

241 Not buying this, no friggin way are they not going to run next year on impeach Trump.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 11, 2019 05:52 PM (JUOKG)

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Running on it does not = actually doing it. Nanzi remembers the last impeachment fiasco quite well. I doubt she wants to hand over the gavel to Rs next year.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 05:56 PM (ffYR/)

242 240 Tell the truth, has anyone tried the new vegan Carl's Jr/ Hardee's fake meat Famous Star?

{{{shudder}}} why?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2019 05:56 PM (O2RFr)

243 Milwaukee?


In Wisconsin?


Why ever did the Democrats choose Milwaukee?


This is a mystery we may never figure out.......

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 11, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK)

244 Millennial trolls.

They just have no ambition. When I first got in the business we had passion, we had dreams, we wanted a two-story basement with our own dorm-sized refrigerator, a beanbag chair and a futon.

But the millennial trolls these days are embarrassing. They have no originality, no drive. They just masturbate until noon, order a pizza on their mom's credit card and drop a few half-assed tweets. It's sad.

Posted by: Average Troll at March 11, 2019 05:57 PM (gCzjH)

245 SWALLOWELL/BUTTAPIG 2020

Posted by: Dem True Believers at March 11, 2019 05:57 PM (hjaPQ)

246 That's an entirely different topic! And on that topic, I vote Scarlet Johanson
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:56 PM (I2dne)

----

Young Salma was better.

Posted by: Julia at March 11, 2019 05:57 PM (AzW6q)

247 MarcusT: "stealth candidate"

You're on the right track but the stealth candidate is Michelle Obama and Obastard is pulling the harridans' strings.

Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2019 05:58 PM (N9Gxw)

248 The Dems picked Wisconsin because Hillary forgot to go there in 2016.

It also means that the game is rigged for Biden.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2019 05:58 PM (ZfRYq)

249 She knows that Mueller has nothing on Trump-she is trying to prepare the base for the news.

Posted by: Toni at March 11, 2019 05:58 PM (N5mle)

250 I give 36 hours before Nancy is snapped back to a pro-impeachment narrative. This is her way of pissing on a tree to establish dominance, but the young females in this congress of baboons are the ones running things, as she will soon find out.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 11, 2019 05:58 PM (HmZuC)

251 Poor hahaha has been crowing about a marvel movie having a decent opening weekend all day. Sad.


It's all they've got.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

252 Nancy looks pretty good in that pic.
Posted by: IC at March 11, 2019 05:55 PM (a0IVu)

Madame Tussaud's employs the finest artistes.

Going OT, Casa de Peon here in AJ now has a working kitchen sink. Hot water, cold water, line to the outside hose bibb, and quarter-inch line to supply the refrigerator ice maker are all now working, and no leaks. I'm in tall cotton now!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2019 05:59 PM (nPGq2)

253 @LLinWood 12 minutes ago

Judges who convert to TV commentators should accurately state law. @Judgenap claims minors have no reputation upon which to base defamation case. Wrong. Minors have same rights & protections under defamation law as adults & can also seek damages for emotional distress. Libel 101.


Ha! Really Fox get a new legal 'expert'.

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2019 05:59 PM (cF8AT)

254 The French aristocracy weren't armed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019

But the peasants were revolting.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 11, 2019 06:00 PM (T09ml)

255 rhomboid: "I have not seen/heard any sign this WH will make any effort to shape the GOP should Trump win re-election."

Yeah, I don't have much confidence either. But my hope is that Trump is trying to work with the Uniparty just long enough to get through the 2020 election, and then Trump switches his MAGA hat to a YOLO hat and goes nuts on the GOPe side of the aisle. It's a thin hope, but it's all I've got.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 11, 2019 06:00 PM (6eEQ+)

256 Going OT, Casa de Peon here in AJ now has a working
kitchen sink. Hot water, cold water, line to the outside hose bibb, and
quarter-inch line to supply the refrigerator ice maker are all now
working, and no leaks. I'm in tall cotton now!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2019 05:59 PM (nPGq2)


Cotton is racist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

257 Why ever did the Democrats choose Milwaukee?

Milt Famey knows why.

Posted by: DanMan at March 11, 2019 06:00 PM (XTiHL)

258 Poor hahaha has been crowing about a marvel movie having a decent opening weekend all day. Sad.

--------

Yeah... I wonder if this is the same low-t limpdick soyboy Ace mentioned earlier. What a homo. White knighting on a blog for an assless feminazi he doesn't even know. LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 06:00 PM (AzW6q)

259 243 Milwaukee?


In Wisconsin?


Why ever did the Democrats choose Milwaukee?


This is a mystery we may never figure out.......
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 11, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK)

It has elected 3 Socialist mayors.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 06:01 PM (bcbK8)

260 @Judgenap claims minors have no reputation upon which to base defamation case.


So, open season on kids, Yer Honor?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

261 Isn't that a still of Katherine Helmond from Brazil?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2019 05:28 PM (veoSD)

I think it might be a still of Katherine Helmond *now*, what with being dead for a week.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at March 11, 2019 06:02 PM (pPQeR)

262 RE: @LLinWood 12 minutes ago

Judge Napolitano has clearly taken over Ralph Peters' Kool-Aid allotment.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 11, 2019 06:02 PM (6eEQ+)

263 But the peasants were revolting.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 11, 2019 06:00 PM (T09ml)

....

That might be a bit overstated, but they were definitely off-putting.

Posted by: D'ble Entendre at March 11, 2019 06:02 PM (gCzjH)

264 Nancy isn't really a bad looking woman, or, rather, she didn't used to be. I have met her any number of times.
She is kind of short. Nice rack.
It is what is on the inside that is ugly.

Posted by: navybrat is not a food item at March 11, 2019 06:03 PM (w7KSn)

265 Its pretty funny that the lawyer for the Covington kids is L Wood right? Is he blonde?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 06:03 PM (XbTPm)

266 Who knew Eddie Munster would grow up to be such a flaky retired Judge....

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 06:03 PM (BXMxN)

267 I love the smell of hair burning in the morning. It smells like.......victory.

Posted by: Col Kilgore at March 11, 2019 06:03 PM (0vLzt)

268 Pelosi needs to hire zombie Beria to keep her Politburo in line.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 11, 2019 06:03 PM (LNHb2)

269 >>Ha! Really Fox get a new legal 'expert'.

Judge Nap has been consistently wrong about the Mueller investigation pretty much since Day 1.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2019 06:03 PM (/tuJf)

270 Won't be posting here anymore... occasional lurker now. The comments bring out bad stuff in me, which I am trying to put aside.
Posted by: kraken at March 11, 2019 05:51 PM (90T4r)

Awww. Come on, play with us.

Come play with us forever and ever...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 06:03 PM (bcbK8)

271 Country Boy reminds me, the Kavanaugh debacle (AND the border disaster) could not have been timed, or scripted, better to favor the GOP in the mid-terms. Made zero difference. Partly because those things simply didn't matter to masses of robotic D voters (or to lazy GOP voters), partly because the GOP had zero credibility on the border/migration issue.


But this is still about the "sports" part of this - who wins. Which is not connected to the important part - what *happens* after.


An unhinged Dem party only helps the GOP remain useless. Their true base principle - you have to vote for us, because you can't vote for those vile freaks on the other side - becomes almost the only selling point. And the only one needed.


Note how this last mid-term, the GOP didn't even feel compelled to adopt a platform or "contract" (having previously been shamed, over their dead bodies, into doing so the prior two cycles - only to completely repudiate the important details after, of course).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 06:04 PM (QDnY+)

272 She didn't say they won't impeach she said they shouldn't

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2019 06:04 PM (O2RFr)

273 Tom Steyer isn't going to like this a bit. Or Soros.

Billionaire Trotsky v. Stalin centennial cage match, masses!

Posted by: Hard Hitting Media at March 11, 2019 06:04 PM (Xo3T0)

274

That's all precious but can we get back to the boobies? Maybe with a baby kittie tucked amongst the bountiful glories?

Posted by: M K Ultra at March 11, 2019 06:05 PM (UFLLM)

275 Nancy isn't really a bad looking woman, or, rather, she didn't used to be. I have met her any number of times.
She is kind of short. Nice rack.
It is what is on the inside that is ugly.
Posted by: navybrat is not a food item at March 11, 2019 06:03 PM (w7KSn)

Get off your own lawn

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2019 06:05 PM (M+Lyo)

276 The bottom line is that the snowflakes and a crapload of suburban moms are eating my drivel with a spoon.

Posted by: Donkey Chompers at March 11, 2019 06:06 PM (Tyii7)

277 133 Vegan brats.Vile.
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 05:38 PM (BXMxN)
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Easy to catch, though. But, with the lack of muscle mass and somewhat sickly pallor, vile is probably the right word.

Though, I should probably defer to an expert.

Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at March 11, 2019 06:08 PM (qC1Sy)

278 BREAKING: Pelosi comes out against impeaching...

Someone has showed her the evidence they have against the Dems.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2019 06:08 PM (mhs6e)

279 Retconning Woder Woman into WWI was not bad.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2019 06:08 PM (ZfRYq)

280 Vegan brat? We call that raw sewage. Fertilizer.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2019 06:08 PM (wxZSX)

281 The GOP has very little credibility on anything. They are worse than worthless.

Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2019 06:08 PM (UdKB7)

282 Posted by: navybrat is not a food item at March 11, 2019 06:03 PM (w7KSn)

...

You weren't, by chance, just back from deployment at sea?

Posted by: Trying to Understand at March 11, 2019 06:09 PM (gCzjH)

283 Why impeach when you can vote out?

Posted by: Hahaha at March 11, 2019 06:09 PM (mwfMd)

284 So try to think before you type, krak. But don't deprive us of your company.

Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2019 06:09 PM (N9Gxw)

285

Country Boy reminds me, the Kavanaugh debacle (AND the border disaster)
could not have been timed, or scripted, better to favor the GOP in the
mid-terms. Made zero difference. Partly because those things simply
didn't matter to masses of robotic D voters (or to lazy GOP voters),
partly because the GOP had zero credibility on the border/migration
issue.


They only know what their TV tells them. And their TV tells them OrangeManBad. RepublicansBad. ConservativesBad. GOPBad.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 11, 2019 06:09 PM (HaL55)

286 This is sad and hilarious:

@AOC
@girlscouts is how I first practiced how to change brake fluid, start a fire, practice self-defense, recreate the NASA Challenger mission, and v importantly: learn to teach myself new skills + navigate ambiguity.
There's a reason a large of Congresswomen are former scouts!

(She left out learning all about the gift of abortion from Planned Parenthood.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

287 In the grand scheme of things... this is one thing I couldn't care less about.

Between now and 2020 there will be nothing but non-stop "investigations." No single Socialist Democrat (all of 'em) will do what they were hired to do. Mutherfuckers work for me. Do your job or quit. My taxes shouldn't be pissed away on this shit.

BTW, Congress critters hate it when you tell them "You work for me." Truth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2019 06:09 PM (3H9h1)

288 Retconning Woder Woman into WWI was not bad.

Well it was interesting, although they just treated it like WW2 with more trenches

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)

289 Will no one rid us of this tiresome retard?

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 06:11 PM (BXMxN)

290 "@girlscouts is how I first practiced how to change brake fluid, "

CHANGE brake fluid? Really? Those Girl Scouts know their shit. I wonder if they flushed it and went back with silicone.

Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2019 06:11 PM (UdKB7)

291

Is there anything in place to prevent a studio from bumping up its opening weekend numbers by just buying tickets on a publicity budget? Would those tix still get counted? I know that booksellers track location of bulk buyers to prevent this kind of "bestseller" phenomenon, but I can't imagine movie theaters track tix purchases. Maybe Capt Flatass is more popular than we know, and we're just in a bubble, but I don't know anyone who saw it.

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 06:11 PM (w+Z9D)

292 "Judge" Nap has always seemed like an idiot - I mean even by TV standards. And that's from years back.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 06:11 PM (QDnY+)

293 Whenever I met Nancy I was always in the orchestra.
The dancing never stops.
Former Sec of State Shultz is usually there w/Charlotte. I saw him recently as well.
Enough name dropping...

Posted by: navybrat is not a food item at March 11, 2019 06:12 PM (w7KSn)

294 I would pay good money to watch AOC change brake fluid.

Millions would die.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

295 Awww. Come on, play with us.

Come play with us forever and ever...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 06:03 PM (bcbK


LMAO!!

Posted by: Max Power at March 11, 2019 06:12 PM (q177U)

296


recreate the NASA Challenger mission

the one that blew up?

LOL

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 06:12 PM (w+Z9D)

297 Will no one rid us of this tiresome retard?
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 06:11 PM (BXMxN)

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What'd I do now?!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 06:12 PM (ffYR/)

298 291 Well,we know they gave away many tickets in various ways.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 06:12 PM (BXMxN)

299 I know that booksellers track location of bulk buyers to prevent this kind of "bestseller" phenomenon

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Not always

Posted by: JFK at March 11, 2019 06:12 PM (AzW6q)

300 45 Alyssa Milano needs to run for office. Fill the Dem party with airheads, nitwits, commies, socialists, trannies, trannie-wanna-be's, rapists, pedophiles, pederasts, drunks, murderers, baby killers....

Did I leave anything out?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

=====

will any of them be chewing gum on line?

Posted by: that's Hedley!!! at March 11, 2019 06:13 PM (PuMKG)

301 I wonder if I can get a Girl Scout to rebuild my tranny.

Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2019 06:13 PM (UdKB7)

302 Re-create the Challenger launch...like with an M-80?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 11, 2019 06:13 PM (LNHb2)

303
Did I leave anything out?
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Methodists

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 11, 2019 06:13 PM (C1NyB)

304 The Schadenboners that the upcoming internal purge in the clown party will unleash are definitely worth it.

Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2019 06:13 PM (ABjxW)

305 I wonder if I can get a Girl Scout to rebuild my tranny.

Well you can get a girl scout that is a tranny

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2019 06:14 PM (O2RFr)

306 301 I wonder if I can get a Girl Scout to rebuild my tranny.
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2019 06:13 PM (UdKB7)

Do they do addadictomies?

Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2019 06:14 PM (ABjxW)

307 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)


She's saying that now because someone suggesting boycotting Girl Scouts because they said it was a socialist organization, and Sandy Obviously- Communist is making it all about herself again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2019 06:14 PM (AllCR)

308 Me and George Soros paid a caravan of Antifa and Mooslimbs to go see Captain Marvel.

Posted by: Tim Apple at March 11, 2019 06:14 PM (eG/FW)

309 This young man in a hurry running for POTUS, Peter Buttigieg, has been building quite the resume. He only came out as gay in 2015, when he was already 33, which may be gay for play, as hes whiter than I am

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 11, 2019 06:14 PM (nv1bD)

310 I wonder if I can get a Girl Scout to rebuild my tranny.
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2019 06:13 PM (UdKB7)

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We can rebuild xim.

We have the technology.

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at March 11, 2019 06:14 PM (AzW6q)

311 These Thin Mints taste funny.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 11, 2019 06:15 PM (LNHb2)

312 I was having lunch and watching the TV when I watched the Challenger incident happen.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 06:15 PM (XbTPm)

313 They should have set the WonderWomn movie on that all super powered hot chick island with them scissoring each other and making out...

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 06:15 PM (BXMxN)

314 290
"@girlscouts is how I first practiced how to change brake fluid, "



CHANGE brake fluid? Really? Those Girl Scouts know their shit. I wonder if they flushed it and went back with silicone.

Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2019 06:11 PM (UdKB7)

Yeah, those girl scouts, when they are not out paying for others to kill their children, they are performing largely unnecessary auto repairs as if it is a routine maintenance task.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 06:15 PM (t6MX/)

315 Changing break fluid is normal run off the mill common maintenance on par with changing oil/filters and rotating tires? Right?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 11, 2019 06:15 PM (0OmEj)

316 Why has there been the big delay on a list about Captain Marvel ? Wasn't there any political message in the smash opening ? We had numerous posts before it opened

Posted by: Kurt at March 11, 2019 06:16 PM (kxxjc)

317 We're living in a time where our finite resources are becoming infinite and where toll booth workers will be automated out of existence but it's like okay because we'll just give people a universal basic income but you know Bill Gates had like a good idea to tax robot companies at like 90% so that we can pay universal basic incomes to former toll workers whose jobs will like be protected by that tax.

America is garbage and mean to brown people.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio Cortez at March 11, 2019 06:16 PM (SkuXa)

318 Why hasn't GSA dropped the "Girl" like BSA did with "Boy" ?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 06:16 PM (gCzjH)

319 Looks like the checks cleared.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 11, 2019 06:16 PM (SkuXa)

320

maybe she thinks the engine oil helps the brakes work better.

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 06:17 PM (w+Z9D)

321 AOC is the scout who never sold any cookies and took credit for the sad, lonely girl's sales.

And the Challenger recreation. Was it the disaster? She really is an idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

322 Other than slapping Nancy around by her fun bags, she has no other use.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2019 06:17 PM (Z+IKu)

323 Another soyboy who gets his self-esteem by being cucked by comic book movies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

324 I think most plastic surgeons agree you only have one shot to build a tranny.

Posted by: Max Power at March 11, 2019 06:17 PM (q177U)

325


These Thin Mints taste funny.


Stale Girl Scouts, evidently.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 11, 2019 06:17 PM (HaL55)

326 Even the Beatles would support Donkey-Chompers.

After, didn't they sing that song:

Hey Jews! Don't make it bad!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2019 06:18 PM (9X624)

327 AOC is going to plumb the depths of dumb. How low can she go?

Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2019 06:18 PM (UdKB7)

328 Buttigieg is out there Jesus shaming Pence for supporting a porn President.

You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2019 06:18 PM (ZfRYq)

329 Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 11, 2019 06:15 PM (0OmEj)

Yes, but probably not as often. Check your manual.

Posted by: Iasonas at March 11, 2019 06:18 PM (MIvRT)

330 If Bill Gates was worried about the gummint getting tax revenues, he'd stop sheltering his money in a tax-free bullshit charitable foundation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

331 313> That made a mint on Pay to View. Or so I've heard...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2019 06:18 PM (3H9h1)

332 These Thin Mints taste funny.

....

Like funny haha or funny queer?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 06:18 PM (gCzjH)

333 These Thin Mints taste funny.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 11, 2019 06:15 PM (LNHb2)

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Keebler Grasshoppers are cheaper and kick their ass in taste. Added bonus, no additional taint of Planned Murderhood support/donations that I am aware of.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 06:18 PM (ffYR/)

334 Yeah, AOC, you blend.

Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at March 11, 2019 06:18 PM (LNHb2)

335 Porn president?I think Peter North is Canadian.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 06:18 PM (BXMxN)

336 Right?





Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 11, 2019 06:15 PM (0OmEj)

Largely, no. Only upon major maintenance where you break the brake fluid system integrity would you need to bleed out any air in the lines, which air is compressible, which is a bad thing for breaks and other hydraulic systems.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 06:19 PM (t6MX/)

337 Well imagine this scenario:

Marvel Comics has a new character coming out, the most powerful one yet! Its a beautiful blonde woman with amazing powers! And this introduces a new phase into the marvel universe the Kree-Skrull War, which everyone loves in the comics! And she'll be a major character in the wildly popular Avenger series!

How good should opening weekend have been for that film?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 06:19 PM (39g3+)

338 "Changing break fluid is normal run off the mill common maintenance "

You should change it before it breaks.

Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2019 06:19 PM (UdKB7)

339 Fienstein wants all boeing 737-Max planes grounded in US

Why?

When a 737 Max flown by a western nation/pilot crashes, get back to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 06:19 PM (bim/x)

340 AOC couldn't point out a Master Cylinder if you offered her a govt job

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 06:19 PM (XbTPm)

341

Why hasn't Brie Larsen's ass grown since she was 13? Why is her stunted posterior all but invisible in the movie? Why does Rotten Tomatoes have 6 identical repeated "positive" reviews from the same people listed on four of the first eight pages of audience reviews, but no duplicate "negative" reviews?

Why are there randos asking insipid questions here?

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 06:19 PM (w+Z9D)

342 313 They should have set the WonderWomn movie on that all super powered hot chick island with them scissoring each other and making out...
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 06:15 PM (BXMxN)



They actually DID have a biopic movie, "Professor Marston and the Wonder Women" describing the rather loopy-loops creator of Wonder Woman and the menage a trois relationship that he lived.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 06:19 PM (ujg0T)

343 Other than slapping Nancy around by her fun bags, she has no other use.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2019 06:17 PM (Z+IKu)


I'd pay good money to see Nancy use her saggy fun bags to slap Donkey-Chompers around.

PPV, make it so!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2019 06:19 PM (9X624)

344 Girl scout cookies taste okay but they cost a fortune, not at all worth it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 06:20 PM (39g3+)

345 Buttigieg is out there Jesus shaming Pence for supporting a porn President.



He also described a fantasy Social Justice Jesus, so its pretty obvious where he's coming from.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

346 342 Yeah,dude lived with two women and was into bondage(hello magic lasso!)

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 06:20 PM (BXMxN)

347 I would bet over 80% of the cars out there have never had their brake fluid changed. Probably closer to 90.

Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2019 06:20 PM (UdKB7)

348 NOOD

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

349 I'd pay good money to see Nancy use her saggy fun bags to slap Donkey-Chompers around.



PPV, make it so!!!



Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2019 06:19 PM (9X624)

Fun bag Thunderdome! Four bags enter, 0-2 leave.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 06:21 PM (t6MX/)

350 Curmudgeon and others, I remember way back around 1980 a guy named Carl Oglesby, who was a certifiable left wing nut job, wrote a book called "The Yankee and Cowboy War," purporting to explain the history of the 20th century as being an ongoing war between the Eastern Establishment and the tycoons from flyover country. He was crazy, but he had a point.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 11, 2019 06:22 PM (jK8Z7)

351 @AOC
@girlscouts is how I first practiced how to change brake fluid, start a fire, practice self-defense,


You mean, change a rum-and-coke for brake fluid? It sounds to me like she's admitting to some murders as a bartendress.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2019 06:22 PM (oTMWb)

352 Obviously-Braindead is recreating the Challenger mission with her political career.

*hopefully*

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 11, 2019 06:22 PM (q40QC)

353 Girl scout cookies taste okay but they cost a fortune, not at all worth it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 06:20 PM (39g3+)

.....

Aldi's sells the equivalent of Thin Mints, Tagalongs and Samoa's for $1.50.

Yes, they are generic Kaboom Scout Cookies, but they taste pretty much the same for a third of the price and with none of the infanticide funding.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 06:23 PM (gCzjH)

354 I know, I know. how many other things should get done before you ever even mess with break fluid? I mean sure that could be taught too a young girl in scouts but I doubt it. Lilmiss Donkey Chompers is full of shit.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 11, 2019 06:23 PM (0OmEj)

355
I'd pay good money to see Nancy use her saggy fun bags to slap Donkey-Chompers around.

Posted by: naturalfake


don't look now but AOC's sag to her elbows

Posted by: x at March 11, 2019 06:24 PM (nFwvY)

356
315 Changing break fluid ...

i thought break fluid was coffee.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 11, 2019 06:25 PM (sGtp+)

357 354
I know, I know. how many other things should get done before you ever
even mess with break fluid? I mean sure that could be taught too a young
girl in scouts but I doubt it. Lilmiss Donkey Chompers is full of shit.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 11, 2019 06:23 PM (0OmEj)

Changing brakes, sure. Wiper fluid, yeah. As usual, dummy's mouth overran her brain.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 06:26 PM (t6MX/)

358 not sure what kind of revolution we get ... the internet should mean a more informed public, strategically taking down the worst criminals (maybe the rich like Soros, not the rich that are actual producers)

Or maybe Google co-opts a revolution, uses the Soros funds to pass out weapons, and issue kill lists based on years of gathering intel on who supported Trump, our travel patterns, all they need for a clean hit. They'll have a live action game set up for them to practice.


Or maybe they just send the mini-robot swarms ... or just cancel/confiscate all our assets via the BigBanks, for thought crimes. Let's ask AOC or Ilhan Omar for their thoughts on how to obliterate the patriots. But patriots would strategically return fire ... maybe.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2019 06:26 PM (Cus5s)

359
This young man in a hurry running for POTUS, Peter Buttigieg, has been building quite the resume. He only came out as gay in 2015, when he was already 33, which may be gay for play, as hes whiter than I am
Posted by: Ignoramus

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Top 5 takeaways from Pete Buttigieg's CNN town hall at SXSW

https://outline.com/zxjy6C

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 06:31 PM (aKsyK)

360 Who wins the aftermath? The Leninists (the Sanders/Warren wing) or the
Maoists (the AOC/Omar wing)? I'm putting my money on the Maoists.

When Communists fight, biggest, toughest, group of thugs wins. The new AOC wing isn't afraid of the old leftists because they don't know about the Clintons and Arcancide.

Posted by: An Observation at March 11, 2019 06:33 PM (SCfQ/)

361 Outside of the inside baseball of people who actually follow politics, this doesn't mean nearly as much as conservatives hope. The media will cover (smother) all the ugly truth. Is doing so right now. Worse, they will make it somehow an indictment of conservatives and Republicans (sadly, I am NOT repeating myself there) that the leftist nutbags are FORCED to propose socialism to save the country. Having no faith in the American voter, we need to think about what we do after the Dems take back complete power.

Posted by: DZouave at March 11, 2019 06:33 PM (4BFdc)

362 I think this is why Perez will not allow Fox any primary debates. He knows Fox will not protect the Dems; Fox will allow all 20-30 of them to draw blood in hopes of knocking out a few competitors.
You thought that jaguar was mean? Hoo boy, wait till you see what the Dem gals do to each other!

Posted by: PJ at March 11, 2019 06:40 PM (qlTN9)

363 But patriots would strategically return fire ... maybe.

The one thing the baby boomers did really well was stack dead Communists by the tens of thousands. I hope I'm still able to shoot accurately by the time it gets around to that. Right now any target within half a mile gets holes punched in it. I really enjoyed watching the video of that WWII sniper in his 90's ringing long range steel with his 30-06 and modern rifles too.

Posted by: An Observation at March 11, 2019 06:43 PM (SCfQ/)

364 @AOC
@girlscouts is how I first practiced how to change brake fluid, start a fire, practice self-defense, recreate the NASA Challenger mission, and v importantly: learn to teach myself new skills + navigate ambiguity.
There's a reason a large of Congresswomen are former scouts!

(She left out learning all about the gift of abortion from Planned Parenthood.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

Heh. While we are supposed to change brake fluid periodically, very few of us actually do it as a routine service, and I highly doubt that Girl Scouts would teach that. Changing oil, maybe. Changing gender fluid, now? Certainly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2019 07:04 PM (nPGq2)

365 Nancy's crazy constituents aren't going to like this.

Posted by: mikey at March 11, 2019 07:17 PM (xy2pU)

366 Looks as though SOMEONE has been reading the polls.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at March 12, 2019 07:01 AM (xZjSg)

367 Wait! What? Eurasia and Oceania have ALWAYS had popcorn rationing.

Posted by: Ray at March 12, 2019 12:27 PM (AVxHd)

368 The ISSUE has always been butter or Theatre butter.

Posted by: Ray at March 12, 2019 12:28 PM (AVxHd)

369 6 Nancy will soon have a price on her head.
TRUE! But it will be only 3/5 of her value.

Posted by: Ray at March 12, 2019 12:29 PM (AVxHd)

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