Foreign Collusion, Proven: Pro-Jeb-Bush, NeverTrump PAC "Right to Rise" Took $1.3 Million Illegally from State-Owned Chinese Government Corporation

Mao Tse DONE!!!




One question: When does Mike Murphy get his weekly column at The Bulwark?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:25 PM




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1 Center Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!!! at March 11, 2019 04:20 PM (d8iVQ)

2 1

Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 04:21 PM (MAstk)

3 Rd

Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 04:21 PM (MAstk)

4 Still not tired of the boobies.

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 04:22 PM (OE84+)

5 Top 10!

Posted by: vera at March 11, 2019 04:22 PM (rlsSF)

6 And middled.

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 04:22 PM (OE84+)

7 We got shronged!

Posted by: The Chinese at March 11, 2019 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

8 Top ten

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:22 PM (t6MX/)

9 Please clap

Posted by: MJ at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (gAMkn)

10 In before all of the stupid jokes about formatting, which will be rendered pointless as soon as it is fixed.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (d8iVQ)

11 Hmmm

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (YslsA)

12 "Pikers." -- The Clinton Crime Syndicate

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (BOxMs)

13 ....and yet Jeb! still lost handily.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (GBteo)

14 Mueller? Mueller?

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (OE84+)

15 What a surprise.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (aS1PU)

16 9
Please clap

Posted by: MJ at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (gAMkn)


Prease crap.

Posted by: Jeb! Donors at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (t6MX/)

17 Prease Crap!

Posted by: Jeb Bush, sucking up to foreign donors at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (I2dne)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

19 Sock off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (I2dne)

20 Can we still talk about boob nic names? Or is that done?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (bcbK8)

21 I broke the law and colluded with communists to stand up for my principles dammit!

Posted by: Mike Murphy at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (SkuXa)

22 They are destabilizing our country.

NeverTrump = open border statist globalists

Posted by: Max Power at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (q177U)

23 And the cocksucker has the gall to call Trump a Putin puppet.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

24 Any comment from Feinstein's office?

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (EOfHE)

25 so Trump must be guilty of something!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (ZqRa6)

26 Ooopsie!

Posted by: DaveA at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (FhXTo)

27 So then Chinese crowd gets a bigger fine than the American.

No Deep State at all.

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (OE84+)

28 20
Can we still talk about boob nic names? Or is that done?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (bcbK

Seconded.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (t6MX/)

29 Or not.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (d8iVQ)

30 uh, Boss...typo in first word of post, Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (bcbK8)

31 I broke the law and colluded with communists to stand up for my principles dammit!
Posted by: Mike Murphy at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (SkuXa)


You broke the law and the law won.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (aS1PU)

32 So, wait. You're saying that the Bush's are bought and paid for Chinese operatives like ChiFi Feinstein?

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Any comment from Feinstein's office?
Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (EOfHE)

Any comment from the WS?

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (OE84+)

34 So NeverTrumpers do the leftist projection thing too.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (RD7QR)

35 Heh.

"Bush"

"The Rose Garden"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK8)

36 ....and yet Jeb! still lost handily.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (GBteo)


His cost per delegate won is off the charts.

Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 11, 2019 04:26 PM (Sow0v)

37 as I recall, Neil Bush was considered the dumb one in the family.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 11, 2019 04:26 PM (ZqRa6)

38 I don't recall similar levels of outrage when Obama received foreign donations. Maybe because he made no attempt to hide it?

Posted by: Emmie at March 11, 2019 04:26 PM (4HMW8)

39 Give them the Manafort/Stone treatment!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:26 PM (xfb67)

40 All about the Benjamins.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 04:26 PM (+y/Ru)

41 Bullwark - I just found several ways of pronouncing that on YouTube.

They left out the correct pronunciation - assholes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2019 04:26 PM (37IEG)

42 "Dental Floss"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK8)

43 "The Carpet"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK8)

44 "principles"



Always = $$$$$

Posted by: dagny at March 11, 2019 04:27 PM (nRWPy)

45 You sprised I spreek yur ranguage.
I study tree year, OO Cee Rell A!
Money talks...booshit ralks.

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 04:27 PM (EOfHE)

46 My schadenboner popped a boner.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 04:27 PM (BXMxN)

47 "Fur"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:27 PM (bcbK8)

48 thats a lotta Kung Pao Chicken!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:27 PM (9oE3U)

49 You clap now! You been raising foreign dolla!

Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 04:27 PM (786Ro)

50 "The Landing Strip"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:27 PM (bcbK8)

51 "There's lots of other cool things I could be doing. Like counting my money from the Chinese."

-Jeb!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:27 PM (xfb67)

52 Doesn't Joe Biden's son do a lot of business with China, too? The swamp loves doing business with other countries, just look at who is getting money from Qatar.


Best case possible is this Trump Russia stuff awakens more people to how much interference from foreign countries is welcome in swampy ol' DC by both parties.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2019 04:27 PM (W+vEI)

53 While I'm glad that this was nailed you notice its a Republican getting it in the shorts, while Dems do this routinely and nothing happens? How many hundreds of millions did Hillary get?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:27 PM (39g3+)

54 So, the organizations are on the hook for the fines. Isn't going cost Jeb! a thing. Isn't going to cost Neil a thing.

Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 04:28 PM (786Ro)

55 So Jeb cheats to win like Hillary and loses anyway like Hillary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 04:28 PM (+y/Ru)

56 His cost per delegate won is off the charts.
Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 11, 2019 04:26 PM (Sow0v)

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Cheap at twice the price. Winning is overrated.

Posted by: GOP Consultant Mafia at March 11, 2019 04:28 PM (AzW6q)

57
You sprised I spreek yur ranguage.
I study tree year, OO Cee Rell A!
Money talks...booshit ralks.

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 04:27 PM (EOfHE)

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But you cant touch my thlee rock box!!!


Posted by: SAMMY HAGALL at March 11, 2019 04:28 PM (8XRCm)

58

lol @ "infuriated GOP strategist"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 04:28 PM (YkwEd)

59 I see Captain Marvel had a great opening weekend!

Posted by: Hahaha at March 11, 2019 04:28 PM (eG/FW)

60 coLOOSERion

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 04:29 PM (dm05u)

61 So, are they gonna get railroaded and locked up for failing to register as foreign agents? Maybe go after their families, too? I mean, if standards are to be equally applied ...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:29 PM (I2dne)

62 Tang always gets you in trouble.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2019 04:29 PM (xPl2J)

63 So, the organizations are on the hook for the fines. Isn't going cost Jeb! a thing. Isn't going to cost Neil a thing.
Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 04:28 PM (786Ro)


The Uniparty protects its own.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 11, 2019 04:29 PM (aS1PU)

64 Right to Rise or
Lite to Lice?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 04:29 PM (dm05u)

65 Sad trolls crowing about other people making money hahahaha.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 04:29 PM (BXMxN)

66

"The Devils Triangle"

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

67 A fine? Surely the FBI surveilled their lawyers, raided their homes and businesses, and reviewed all their recent bank activity for irregularities. Our democracy is at stake!

Posted by: GrapeDrink at March 11, 2019 04:29 PM (prRje)

68 One question: When does Mike Murphy get his weekly column at The Bulwark?

Posted by: Ace of Spades



Cross over, cucks! All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. There is peace and no Bad Orange Man in the Light.

Posted by: Tangina Omidyar at March 11, 2019 04:30 PM (786Ro)

69 Please clap.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 11, 2019 04:30 PM (k3g2v)

70 OK, now do Hillary and Saudi Arabia.
Remember that prince who boasted that SA had funded 1/4 of her 2016 campaign . . .and then retracted a few days later?

Also, I recall a Podesta email where someone confirmed that all foreign donations were in.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2019 04:30 PM (W+vEI)

71 Yet again, NeverTrumpers tripping over their own di.....wait, no way it's that long.....tripping over their own dildos.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 04:30 PM (51k37)

72 I'm going to start bidding some works as a GOP Campaign Stategist. I hear the pay is good, and the damands are minimal to say the least.

Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 11, 2019 04:30 PM (Sow0v)

73 lol @ "infuriated GOP strategist"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 04:28 PM (YkwEd

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An infuriated remora is still just gross and not very scary.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 04:30 PM (AzW6q)

74 His cost per delegate won is off the charts.
Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 11, 2019 04:26 PM (Sow0v)

Yes. kind of flips the conventional wisdom of how important money is in presidential elections on its head, doesn't it?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (GBteo)

75 Neil Bush, because of course Neil Bush. Silverado Savings and Loan, anyone? Shady bastard.

Posted by: troyriser at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (1JpTT)

76 Eet's Yeb!

Posted by: Hikaru at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (UnA8+)

77 You likee touch my heavenly mounds? Fie dolla mo!

Posted by: Chop Suey Massage at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (9oE3U)

78 Can we still talk about boob nic names? Or is that done?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM

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Seconded.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM


Gentlemen. Have y'all considered the possibility that the 'ettes may come to the conclusion 'rons are easily distracted?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (Tyf8A)

79 "Pikers." -- The Clinton Crime Syndicate
Posted by: ShainS

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I recall they got their millions from bus boys in a Chinese restaurant.

In a similar veil, the Bush offspring SHOULD be bus boys.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (Rd8+4)

80 Captain Marvel cost over 300 million to make and publicize, so it looks like they've made enough to cover that so far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (39g3+)

81 Posted by: Hahaha at March 11, 2019 04:28 PM


My girlfriend fellated her boyfriend in every cat scene!

Posted by: moviecucker at March 11, 2019 04:32 PM (786Ro)

82 Have y'all considered the possibility that the 'ettes may come to the conclusion 'rons are easily distracted?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (Tyf8A)

'Ettes are smart. They already know what boobehs are for.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:32 PM (t6MX/)

83 No wonder the Never Trumpers think Trump took money from Russia. Apparently, that's what they did.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 11, 2019 04:32 PM (mf5HN)

84 Gentlemen. Have y'all considered the possibility that the 'ettes may come to the conclusion 'rons are easily distracted?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (Tyf8A)
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Wrong conclusion. We have a whole new thread and an entirely different topic we've kept laser-like focus on the "handful of goodness" topic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (I2dne)

85
I'm going to start bidding some works as a GOP Campaign Stategist. I
hear the pay is good, and the damands are minimal to say the least.

Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 11, 2019 04:30 PM (Sow0v)

Mike Murphy took Meg Whitman to the cleaners when she got slaughtered by Brown for CA gov. Raked in millions of her Ebay money she was tossing around.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (xPl2J)

86 Also, I recall a Podesta email where someone confirmed that all foreign donations were in.

Posted by: Lizzy

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In Podesta's defense, that was probably just code for raping children.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (Rd8+4)

87 Is Neil the cute one?

And always... What they accuse us of, is what they are doing.

Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (wMHPW)

88 Trump 2020! It will be the only logical choice.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (0OmEj)

89 65
Sad trolls crowing about other people making money hahahaha.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 04:29 PM (BXMxN)

mom forgot to toss their allowance down the basement steps.

Posted by: Chop Suey Massage at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (9oE3U)

90 Aaaaand China got secretly cc'd on every Hillary server email, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (W+vEI)

91 Anybody say
Prease Crap

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (xV4qy)

92 I refuse to care about this until those that grossly abuse the system are also busted.

Owebama was a HUGE violator of the donation rules and spent a billion fucking dollars to win the presidency.

Fuck the whole thing.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

93 Incels weigh in. No pun intended.

Posted by: Hahaha at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (eG/FW)

94 good job (way too late)

now do Mitch (chou family good friends with the Red dictators),
and ChiDiFi,
and 200 others.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (Cus5s)

95 Well, I'm glad the problem of dark money from Chinese interests has been fully exposed and there's absolutely no one else involved. Oh, and "root and branch." Sometimes I forget that part.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick in His Mouth at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (hjaPQ)

96 Guess who's gonna pay the fine? The same Chinese interests who made the contribution. Just a cost of doing business, everybody walks away smiling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (Kpl3J)

97 87 Is Neil the cute one?

And always... What they accuse us of, is what they are doing.
Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2019 04:33 PM (wMHPW)

This.

Not the 'Neil being cute' part, the second half

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

98 Captain Marvel cost over 300 million to make and publicize, so it looks like they've made enough to cover that so far.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Hollywood rule: It needs to recoup 3X its budget or it's a flop.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (Rd8+4)

99 Have y'all considered the possibility that the 'ettes may come to the conclusion 'rons are easily distracted?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (Tyf8A)


And your point is?

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

100 >>In Podesta's defense, that was probably just code for raping children.


DId he ever get his pizza map handkerchief back?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (W+vEI)

101 Cocksuckah!

Posted by: mr wu at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (Dh1wo)

102 Can we still talk about boob nic names?

George, Dubya, Jeb....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (51k37)

103 Assuming this is true, that's another major ooopsy for the Deep State.

I never imagined that the description of our Deep State = malignant incompetency.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (0QYMt)

104 Kristol: Why Foreign Interference Is a Tough But Welcome Necessity in the Trump Era

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (VGe5Y)

105
They are faruds and phonies. Always have been.


Bullwark is conserving constraining Conservatism.

Constrain --

compel or force (someone) to follow a particular course of action.

synonyms: compel, force, coerce, drive, impel, oblige, prevail on, require; press, push, pressure, pressurize, urge, bully, dragoon, browbeat; railroad, bulldoze, steamroller, hustle, twist someone's arm, strong-arm, lean on, put the screws on

--severely restrict the scope, extent, or activity of.

synonyms: restrict, limit, curb, check, restrain, regulate, contain, hold back, keep down

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (YkwEd)

106 83 No wonder the Never Trumpers think Trump took money from Russia. Apparently, that's what they did.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 11, 2019 04:32 PM (mf5HN)

Hillary made a LOT of money off the Russians.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

107 The Bushes, at it again. Have to wonder if W's apathy towards Chinese economic predation didn't earn him some money somehow, too.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 11, 2019 04:35 PM (J+mig)

108 Corrusion!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:35 PM (t6MX/)

109 Murphy might get promoted right to the Atlantic, with this kind of cred.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, back in the saddle again at March 11, 2019 04:35 PM (Z216Q)

110
The only thing that has a right to rise is my penis. And bread. Except on Passover. Not the penis, the bread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)

111 Ok pet peeve:

it's the Japs who can't pronounce L
the Chinks can't pronounce R

please ploceed

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 04:35 PM (dm05u)

112 I saw Right To Rise open for System Of A Down at the Left Bank Sideshow in '03

Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 04:35 PM (786Ro)

113 You can always tell what your enemies are doing based on what they accuse you of.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 11, 2019 04:35 PM (datdl)

114 Row energy

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2019 04:35 PM (xPl2J)

115 Oh, and "root and branch." Sometimes I forget that part.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick in His Mouth at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (hjaPQ)


"Stem" dude !!! Don't forget the Stem !!! Root, Stem, and Branch.

And here ... hold this muzzle-loader above your head.

Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 11, 2019 04:35 PM (Sow0v)

116 82 Have y'all considered the possibility that the 'ettes may come to the conclusion 'rons are easily distracted?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (Tyf8A)

'Ettes are smart. They already know what boobehs are for.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:32 PM (t6MX/)

Mind control

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:36 PM (bcbK8)

117 >>In Podesta's defense, that was probably just code for raping children.


DId he ever get his pizza map handkerchief back?

Posted by: Lizzy

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He must have, 'cause, y'know, you can't play dominoes on pasta until you have your map.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:36 PM (Rd8+4)

118 Are they done now, can we forget about them now.

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2019 04:36 PM (25Dt7)

119 Ok pet peeve:

it's the Japs who can't pronounce L
the Chinks can't pronounce R

please ploceed
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 04:35 PM (dm05u)
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This is a weird thing to say. They're the same country!

Posted by: Discount Evita at March 11, 2019 04:36 PM (I2dne)

120 A Donation Is Not Collusion

slate.com

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2019 04:36 PM (VGe5Y)

121 It also goes to show, if any proof was needed that for all this hyperventilating about "Oh my god! Collusion! Illegal Campaign Contributions!" that when the REAL Thing pops up, it never merits more that a simple fine and "On your way, bub!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2019 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)

122 Please please please tell me he has tweets saying Monfort should go to jail

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 11, 2019 04:36 PM (pgxp1)

123 'Ettes are smart. They already know what boobehs are for.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:32 PM (t6MX/)


Complete and udder destruction.

Just ask Bebe.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Jeb no get happy endring.

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 04:36 PM (gmo/4)

125 Come play with us, Danny

Forever and ever and ever and ever

Posted by: Twin breasts at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (xV4qy)

126 Ok pet peeve:

it's the Japs who can't pronounce L
the Chinks can't pronounce R

please ploceed
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot

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Yellow Peril is Yellow Peril.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (Rd8+4)

127
These frauds, such as Mike Murphy, have been constraining conservatism and Republicans for decades.

They are agents of the Democrat party who work within Republican circles to to get Democrats elected.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (YkwEd)

128 Chinese - Japanese - all sound the same to me.

Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (Sow0v)

Posted by: MikeN at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (o/eHL)

130 Fox has serious issues. They were just complimented by Ilhan Omar.


Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, back in the saddle again at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (Z216Q)

131 So that's like 1/300th of a Yeb! delegate, right? I forget the exact numbers - hundreds of millions for 3 or 4 delegates?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (QDnY+)

132 111
Ok pet peeve:



it's the Japs who can't pronounce L

the Chinks can't pronounce R

You clazy!

Posted by: Chop Suey Massage at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (9oE3U)

133 it's the Japs who can't pronounce L
the Chinks can't pronounce R

please ploceed
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 04:35 PM (dm05u)


You MIGHT be my sis-in-law......

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

134 Working a bunch of jobs at UCLA during my career, we always heard the

U.... Ugly

C.... Caucasians

L.... Laying

A.... Asians

saying a lot on campus from students to staff.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (XbTPm)

135 128 Chinese - Japanese - all sound the same to me.
Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (Sow0v)



Looftop Koleans disaglee...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (zBaqJ)

136 Bill Kristol is busy on Twitter pivoting to stories of Trump colluding with China.

Posted by: MikeN at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (o/eHL)

137 It wasn't my fault. I got greedy, so I went out and got $250k in Chinese money. Then, two hours later I got greedy again.

Posted by: Mike Murphy at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (pAxWh)

138 Long-term abuse of amyl nitrate causes brain damage.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Hahaha at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

139 Sad trolls crowing about other people making money

Not sure what they think they're crowing about, did they think we were engaging in some campaign to prevent it from making money?? The opening weekend was much lower than they estimated but it made the top 10 for Marvel openers, not bad for the gigantic publicity push. It should be interesting to see how it does in coming weeks, if it has any re watching draw or if everyone who wanted to see it, has.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (39g3+)

140 Captain Marvel cost over 300 million to make and publicize, so it looks like they've made enough to cover that so far.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

----

Hollywood rule: It needs to recoup 3X its budget or it's a flop.
Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:34 PM (Rd8+4)




If you believe the headlines it's the greatest movie opening of all time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (OLCnA)

141 I keep telling you morons its all about free traders trying to stop trump from protecting american workers jobs! As deep throat said in watergate follow the money!

Posted by: raimondo at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (CoE0O)

142 "Neil" is literally the gayest of names. This sheds no real light on this story, but I felt I needed to tell potential parents, before they make a big mistake.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

143 You come down to Shitty Wok. WE cook you runch!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

144
Ok pet peeve:



it's the Japs who can't pronounce L

the Chinks can't pronounce R


-----

What about the gooks, the slopes, and the dinks??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

145 There was no intent to allow the Chinese to influence the erection.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (wxZSX)

146 De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change

Give me a fuckin break.

And this is America?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)

147 Marvel film opening weekends ordered by domestic earnings:

http://tinyurl.com/y5jlxcz6

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (39g3+)

148 The Moral Imperative of Chicom Donations in the Age of Trumpism
-- The Bulwart

Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 04:39 PM (786Ro)

149 Ok pet peeve:



it's the Japs who can't pronounce L

the Chinks can't pronounce R

>>>

so how do they pronounce R? or do they just drop it?

Posted by: Chop Suey Massage at March 11, 2019 04:39 PM (9oE3U)

150 From the Babylon Bee . . .

Sacrilege: Ocasio-Cortez Seen Signing Economic Textbooks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 04:39 PM (+y/Ru)

151 142 "Neil" is literally the gayest of names. This sheds no real light on this story, but I felt I needed to tell potential parents, before they make a big mistake.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (FJYfm)


"I know, right?!"

- - Tad, Tab and Fleet

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:39 PM (zBaqJ)

152 Chinese - Japanese

***

Dirty knees
Look at these

Posted by: Twin breasts at March 11, 2019 04:39 PM (xV4qy)

153 142 "Neil" is literally the gayest of names. This sheds no real light on this story, but I felt I needed to tell potential parents, before they make a big mistake.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

Neil Armstrong begs to differ.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK8)

154 In the movie A Christmas Story weren't they in a Chinese restaurant when the people started singing "fa ra ra ra ra"?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2019 04:39 PM (xPl2J)

155 My girlfriend fellated her boyfriend in every cat scene!
Posted by: moviecucker

Who fluffed the cat?

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (25Dt7)

156 This news is kinda funny though, the Dems have been yelling about Russia, Russia Russia, and the first evidence of any money used to collude in order to win an election is... Chinese. Which, with the Clintons, they should be pretty familiar with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (39g3+)

157

I suspect Disney purchased tens of millions of movie tickets for Capt Marbel.

Are the theaters packed? Are there lines to go see this movie? Let's see the pics.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (YkwEd)

158 I might mention no competition,massive omnipresent hype and it is a Marvel movie with a built in audience.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (BXMxN)

159 146 De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change

Give me a fuckin break.

And this is America?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)

No, NYC. America starts just west of it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (bcbK8)

160 De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change


We always had fish sticks on Friday because it was Catholicland.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (fuK7c)

161 "Father Murphy" > Mike Murphy

Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (786Ro)

162 Neil Armstrong begs to differ.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK

----

.... so does Neil Peart. Only the greatest drummer of all time.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (8XRCm)

163 "Neil" is literally the gayest of names.

I'm pretty sure "Percy" and "Gaylord" beat that one out by a long ways.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (39g3+)

164 "Neil" is literally the gayest of names. This sheds no real light on this story, but I felt I needed to tell potential parents, before they make a big mistake.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (FJYfm)


Percy might beg to differ

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (OLCnA)

165 I keep telling you morons its all about free traders trying to stop trump from protecting american workers jobs! As deep throat said in watergate follow the money!
Posted by: raimondo at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (CoE0O)
++++++++
Is someone socking? This was cogent, which is unusual on its own and the point isn't necessarily outside the realm of possibility. Maintenance of most favored nation status and eliminating any possibility of trade disruption, tariffs, anyone getting serious on IP theft, etc. from the US makes it cheap insurance. It would shock me not at all everyone *except* Trump was getting a piece of the action.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)

166 A marvel movie had a decent opening weekend. What a cause for celebration!

Posted by: Hahahaha at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (SkuXa)

167 Who fluffed the cat?
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (25Dt7)


Please. I'm a pro.

*licks paw*

Posted by: The Photogenic Cat at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (Sow0v)

168 "Neil" is literally the gayest of names. This sheds no real light on this story, but I felt I needed to tell potential parents, before they make a big mistake.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

Fuck You

Posted by: Neil Young at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)

169 Mexico still gets top billing for election fraud, but no surprise Nevers are following the Democrats lead in foreign intervention.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (BbGew)

170 157

I suspect Disney purchased tens of millions of movie tickets for Capt Marbel.

Are the theaters packed? Are there lines to go see this movie? Let's see the pics.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (YkwEd)

158 I might mention no competition,massive omnipresent hype and it is a Marvel movie with a built in audience.
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (BXMxN)

I am praying for a big, big, yuge drop off next weekend.

But I fear the movie is going to confirm their narrative.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (bcbK8)

171 De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change


Grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup FTW!

Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (786Ro)

172 Ok pet peeve:







it's the Japs who can't pronounce L



the Chinks can't pronounce R





-----



What about the gooks, the slopes, and the dinks??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

don't forget zipper heads.

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (gmo/4)

173 Remember Al Gore getting a $25k campaign contribution from Bhuddist monks?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (pgxp1)

174 "Neil" is literally the gayest of names. This sheds no real light on this story, but I felt I needed to tell potential parents, before they make a big mistake.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

Fuck You
Posted by: Neil Young at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)

I hear ya

Posted by: Neil Diamond at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (NFEMn)

175 From the Babylon Bee . . .

Sacrilege: Ocasio-Cortez Seen Signing Economic Textbooks
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Written by Paul Krugman, Im sure.

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (25Dt7)

176 There was no intent to allow the Chinese to influence the erection.

But you still wanting happy ending, yes?

Posted by: Chinese Masseuse at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (beH4q)

177
.... so does Neil Peart. Only the greatest drummer of all time.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (8XRCm)


But, he's an uber lib fucktard, so he's Gaylord.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

178 146 De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change

Give me a fuckin break.

And this is America?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)


If they can save money on school lunches, there's more for the administration.

Posted by: Emmie at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (4HMW8)

179 De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change Budget Considerations

Give me a fuckin break.

And this is America?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)
+++++++++++
Fixed it for them

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (I2dne)

180 Are the theaters packed? Are there lines to go see this movie? Let's see the pics.

Well here's the thing. Ticket prices keep going up, so each new big movie makes more and more gross but in reality they aren't earning more. Gone With the Wind is still the best selling movie of all time by a HUGE margin, when adjusted for inflation.

Which baffles me, I thought it was long and boring.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)

181 46 De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change



Give me a fuckin break.



And this is America?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)


Hey! What about Fishless Fucking Fridays!

Posted by: Outraged Tuna at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (9oE3U)

182 Neil" is literally the gayest of names. This sheds no real light on this story, but I felt I needed to tell potential parents, before they make a big mistake.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

Fuck You
Posted by: Neil Young at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)

No shit.

Posted by: Neil Diamond at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (wMHPW)

183 What about the gooks, the slopes, and the dinks??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

aren't those all generic, covering the entire region?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (dm05u)

184 De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change


Grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup FTW!
Posted by: Hands

Couldn't do Fridays

Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (25Dt7)

185 It was an act of rove.

Posted by: Miklos, neither a Michael nor a Murphy at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (zCyNd)

186
So....this Tang had Bush.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (9X624)

187 Grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup FTW!
Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (786Ro)


Pizza

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (NFEMn)

188 "Neil" is literally the gayest of names. This sheds no real light on this story, but I felt I needed to tell potential parents, before they make a big mistake.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

Fuck You
Posted by: Neil Young at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)
++++++++++
Point stands.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (I2dne)

189 161 "Father Murphy" > Mike Murphy
Posted by: Hands at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (786Ro)

Where do we put Matt 'Guitar' Murphy in this equation?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (bcbK8)

190 Mike Murphy, USN, MOH Recipient>>>>Mike Murphy, disgrace the name Mike

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (xPJvm)

191 "Neil" is literally the gayest of names. This sheds no real light on this story, but I felt I needed to tell potential parents, before they make a big mistake.
Posted by: Ted K.

----

Is "Neal" also a problem?

Because Neal Morse is THE MAN!

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (Rd8+4)

192 I triggered the Captain Marvel Snowflakes so hard that one little dicksipper is attempting to troll me with a comment... on an AllahPundit post.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

193 Posted by: Neil Young at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)


We don't need you around anyhow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (OLCnA)

194 Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

don't forget zipper heads.
Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (gmo/4)


Bucketheads......no, not the batshit insane guitar player.

RSDB.org is a funny read.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

195 But I fear the movie is going to confirm their narrative.

It might, but we'll see. I figure one more decent weekend then a big drop off (people who feared it was going to be man hater central finding out it is just mildly so going the next weekend).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (39g3+)

196 Pious Bushes, basta!

Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (ePWRo)

197 Gentlemen. Have y'all considered the possibility that the 'ettes may come to the conclusion 'rons are easily distracted?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2019 04:31 PM (Tyf8A)

Duh.

Posted by: dagny at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (nRWPy)

198 168 "Neil" is literally the gayest of names. This sheds no real light on this story, but I felt I needed to tell potential parents, before they make a big mistake.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

Fuck You
Posted by: Neil Young at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)


What he said.

Posted by: Zombie Neil Armstrong at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (xjiRE)

199 Neil Young

Sounds like a Catholic altar boy ritual.

Not to be confused with the Mormon ritual, Frig'em Young.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (51k37)

200 The bad guy is Gordon TANG---not Gordon CHANG, who's always on the John Batchelor Show.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (NFEMn)

201 Because Neal Morse is THE MAN!
Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (Rd8+4)


Neal Broten was pretty awesome as well. Well, he's not dead, but retired.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

202 .... so does Neil Peart. Only the greatest drummer of all time.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (8XRCm)

But, he's an uber lib fucktard, so he's Gaylord.
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

----

Yeah.... but so are all the others. If we scratched every musician for being a gaywad lefty . . . . .

..... why.... we'd have to rename them all "Todd".

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (8XRCm)

203 Which baffles me, I thought it was long and boring.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)

Well, you were wrong. And not another word!

Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (wMHPW)

204 Neil" is literally the gayest of names

***

You tell them!

Posted by: Brucie at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (xV4qy)

205 Niall Ferguson is on our side.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (fuK7c)

206 You guys stop talking about how much Capt Fantastits costs to make vs how much it takes in!
That's just mean!

You know they can't follow that that scenario to a conclusion.

It's like sort of trying to keep OT and having someone say

BOOBS!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (37IEG)

207 What about the gooks, the slopes, and the dinks??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

aren't those all generic, covering the entire region?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot

-----

I know it's offensive if you think they all look alike...

...but is it also offensive if you think all the racist slang terms are the same?

Major questions of our time.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (Rd8+4)

208 Well, you were wrong. And not another word!

Yes, ma'am

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (39g3+)

209 173 Remember Al Gore getting a $25k campaign contribution from Bhuddist monks?
---
No controlling legal authority!

Posted by: Algore at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (hjaPQ)

210 My mom used to put some cottage cheese in my tomato soup, don't know why. But I liked it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (XbTPm)

211 And for that $25k, China kept their MFN status

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (pgxp1)

212 192 I triggered the Captain Marvel Snowflakes so hard that one little dicksipper is attempting to troll me with a comment... on an AllahPundit post.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

Well done

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK8)

213 Best thing to ever come out of Gone with the Wind was Carol Burnet's curtain-rod dress.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (H5knJ)

214
I triggered the Captain Marvel Snowflakes so hard that one little dicksipper is attempting to troll me with a comment... on an AllahPundit post.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

------

Soooooooo........ nobody saw it?

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (8XRCm)

215 De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change




So ketchup is a vegetable again?

Posted by: Miklos, guessing soyburgers are fine at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (zCyNd)

216 RSDB.org is a funny read.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

I like Abba Dabbas for Arabs. lol.

Posted by: Outraged Tuna at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (9oE3U)

217 So the precedent is set- if Trump's campaign did the same thing, they will just pay a fine.

Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (wMHPW)

218 Niall Ferguson is on our side.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (fuK7c)

That's one of one original Irish variants, it gets a pass. You don't make fun of the Irish if you enjoy having all your teeth.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (J+mig)

219 I know it's offensive if you think they all look alike...

...but is it also offensive if you think all the racist slang terms are the same?

Major questions of our time.
Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (Rd8+4)
++++++++++
Mis-epitheting is a major social justice problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:46 PM (I2dne)

220 damn Tuna

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:46 PM (9oE3U)

221 I'm Neil, this is my brother Robert.

You can just call us Neil and Bob, though. It's really nice to meet you Richard.

Posted by: Definitely Gay Names at March 11, 2019 04:46 PM (51k37)

222 Yeah.... but so are all the others. If we scratched every musician for being a gaywad lefty . . . . .

..... why.... we'd have to rename them all "Todd".
Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (8XRCm)


True.....Filter was just canceled by a venue in El Paso, TX because they started spewing all this "hate Trump" garbage and wanted the flag displayed upside down.

Why I don't buy music anymore, either.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

223 And for that $25k, China kept their MFN status

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (pgxp1)


More better. WTO.

Posted by: Miklos, solo Miklos at March 11, 2019 04:46 PM (zCyNd)

224 Collusion is not a federal crime
Conspiracy IS a crime
Trump knows this that is why he keeps saying collusion and not conspiracy

Posted by: Kurt at March 11, 2019 04:46 PM (7ynXv)

225 Chinese - Japanese - all sound the same to me.

Chinese typically have one syllable surnames, Japanese have multi syllable surnames.

Posted by: DanMan at March 11, 2019 04:47 PM (XTiHL)

226 Niall Ferguson is on our side.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 04:44 PM (fuK7c)

Sort of. But I think he's a NeverTrumper?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:47 PM (NFEMn)

227 Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)


Surprised they haven't banned you.

Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 04:47 PM (MAstk)

228 NGU - no, not in any historically meaningful sense, it's not.


But one "American" thing about the degradation is the avid drawing from diverse foreign totalitarian experiences to craft our own special blend.


We get the systematic thought-policing of Gleichschaltung (academia and tech industry), the empty-headed childish envy hate and ignorance of the Khmer Rouge terror teens (AOC and illegal alien and welfare "activists"), the leaden soul-crushing control freakery of the USSR (O-care and on and on), and the rent-seeking thievery and corruption of early fascism.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 04:47 PM (QDnY+)

229 Honestly the casual racism against Asians is baffling to me. Stuff people would never do or say in public about any other ethnic group is met with guffaws and back slapping repetition about Japanese or something. Its strange to watch and hear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (39g3+)

230 My mom used to put some cottage cheese in my tomato soup, don't know why. But I liked it.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

---

Maybe she was just clumsy.

Did she ever pull this one? "Yeah, I know I said I was making a pie, but I decided to make a crumble instead. Oh, by the way, stay out of the kitchen. I have to mop the floor."

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (Rd8+4)

231 There is nothing gay about the name "Neil". Where do people come up with this silliness? It is simply a Gaelic name, much easier for people to pronounce when it is spelled that way than when it is spelled "Niall".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (AllCR)

232 How about Toastless Tuesday!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (9oE3U)

233 Dicksipper.

I like that.

I think I'll use it.

Giving you FULL CREDIT, of course.

Posted by: Mr. Hand at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

234

I used to listen to Dennis Miller's radio show. He called Mike Murphy one of the smartest guys in politics.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (aKsyK)

235 >>>Surprised they haven't banned you.


Oh I wasn't commenting there. I never comment anywhere but here.

But Allah trotted out the "fine people on both sides" smear that the leftists and NeverTrumpers love, despite being completely fake, and I checked the comments to see if anyone disputed it.

They did. And then a random penis-sipper decided to say something about Captain Marvel's box office, addressing it to me, weirdly enough.

Oh well at least I know the troll's name now.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

236 Breaking: Elijah Cummings is now recommending Michael Cohen to Department of Justice for Perjury.

Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (MAstk)

237 213 Best thing to ever come out of Gone with the Wind was Carol Burnet's curtain-rod dress.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM (H5knJ)

Clark Gable and noted nymphomaniac Vivien Leigh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (bcbK8)

238 I just saw a headline that Kamala Harris wants to change human behavior.
Isn't she kind of stupid for a God complex?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 04:49 PM (aCNZ6)

239 Meatless Monday at NYC schools means teachers go without sex with students that day?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:49 PM (zBaqJ)

240 Kurt's the tits, man!

Posted by: Raimondo at March 11, 2019 04:49 PM (hjaPQ)

241 How about flatulenceless Fridays?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2019 04:49 PM (xPl2J)

242 AllahPundit is down to linking Seth Mandel columns in the Washington Post and calling them must-read.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

243 Why I don't buy music anymore, either.
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

-----

Me neither.

I steal it the old fashioned way. Bit Torrent in a VPN.

Fuck YOU Metallica. I dont even like all your stuff, but I own ALL of it, just on principle.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:50 PM (8XRCm)

244 Best thing to ever come out of Gone with the Wind was Carol Burnet's curtain-rod dress.

no doubt about it. That and watching Harvey and Tim try to not laugh at it.

Posted by: DanMan at March 11, 2019 04:50 PM (XTiHL)

245 238 I just saw a headline that Kamala Harris wants to change human behavior.
Isn't she kind of stupid for a God complex?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 04:49 PM (aCNZ6)


"Pffft! What a dumb cvnt!"

- - Stalin and Mao

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:50 PM (zBaqJ)

246 I just saw a headline that Kamala Harris wants to change human behavior.
Isn't she kind of stupid for a God complex?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 04:49 PM (aCNZ6)


When you suck and fuck to get to the top, there's nothing you can't do, in your own mind.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

247 The Chinese were surely disappointed in their Jeb! investment, but they still have most of Congress.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2019 04:50 PM (Cus5s)

248 There should be a lot of well-appointed rooms with comfortable leather chairs, a brandy snifter, a glass, and a revolver loaded with one bullet being set up in Washington right about now.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:50 PM (NFEMn)

249 Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

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Hey buddy... I'm having a bit of the old "creative block," and need some thought-leader type content for the Twitter feed...

Could you post a few pictures of your dog, by chance?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 11, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)

250 My mom used to put some cottage cheese in my tomato soup, don't know why. But I liked it.

That does actually sound pretty good. But the texture might take some getting used to.

Clark Gable and noted nymphomaniac Vivien Leigh

Clark was already a big star but yeah, introduced the lovely Vivien Leigh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:51 PM (39g3+)

251 Breaking: Elijah Cummings is now recommending Michael Cohen to Department of Justice for Perjury.
Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (MAstk)

Wow.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:51 PM (NFEMn)

252 239
Meatless Monday at NYC schools means teachers go without sex with students that day?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:49 PM (zBaqJ)



Thats good JJ. But could be Wankerless Wednesday. Thanks, I was looking for a "W".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:51 PM (9oE3U)

253 Best thing to ever come out of Gone with the Wind was Carol Burnet's curtain-rod dress.

no doubt about it. That and watching Harvey and Tim try to not laugh at it.
Posted by: DanMan at March 11, 2019 04:50 PM (XTiHL)
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"I saw it in the window and just had to have it."

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (WE4U6)

254
Me neither.

I steal it the old fashioned way. Bit Torrent in a VPN.

Fuck YOU Metallica. I dont even like all your stuff, but I own ALL of it, just on principle.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:50 PM (8XRCm)


My sentiments exactly.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

255 it's the Japs who can't pronounce L

the Chinks can't pronounce R

You clazy!
Posted by: Chop Suey Massage at March 11, 2019 04:37 PM (9oE3U)

And Koreans can't pronounce 'V'. They turn into a 'B'.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (XJktg)

256
Oh I wasn't commenting there. I never comment anywhere but here.



#metoo


What's that song that goes "all of my love, all of my love, all of my love for you"?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (YkwEd)

257 251 Breaking: Elijah Cummings is now recommending Michael Cohen to Department of Justice for Perjury.
Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (MAstk)

Wow.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:51 PM (NFEMn)


And all the stupid Lefties thought Michael Cohen was finally going to be the one thing that took down PDT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (zBaqJ)

258 Northern Lurker, that was all that was left to one up Barky's fundamentally change America.

She's going whole hog.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (N/ghL)

259 Kamala Harris should be doing mouthwash commercials, not running for President.

Posted by: Anchovy at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (B3kya)

260 229 Honestly the casual racism against Asians is baffling to me. Stuff people would never do or say in public about any other ethnic group is met with guffaws and back slapping repetition about Japanese or something. Its strange to watch and hear.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (39g3+)

Some of it might be historical. The casual 19th century chauvinism vs the yellow man. Then WW 2 certain put a bit of a hook into things.

Personally I don't care about country, skin color or anything else. I care about how individuals act.

Being aggressively non-PC is a good thing to me, though. And there's NOTHING we can say about the Japanese or Chinese that the Koreans and Vietnamese and Thai can't top in casual conversation.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (bcbK8)

261 So the precedent is set- if Trump's campaign did the same thing, they will just pay a fine.



Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2019 04:45 PM


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Yep, that's my take on it too. Goose, gander, some assembly required.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (JUOKG)

262 146
De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change



Give me a fuckin break.



And this is America?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)

Gotta teach the kids how to love starvation for the coming socialism.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (t6MX/)

263 256 What's that song that goes "all of my love, all of my love, all of my love for you"?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (YkwEd)


Led Zeppelin "All of My Love"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (zBaqJ)

264 It is simply a Gaelic name...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Come to think of it, the word "Gaelic" sounds totally queer, too!

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:53 PM (Rd8+4)

265 The Chinese literally have Muslim reeducation camps, what would they do to joos?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 04:53 PM (XbTPm)

266 >>One question: When does Mike Murphy get his weekly column at The Bulwark?

Right after he blows Skipper Bill & Charlie 3 wives

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2019 04:53 PM (aA3+G)

267 Cohen is going to make yet another deal to settle charges of lying to Congress in exchange for his testimony to Congress.

He's trapped in a loop.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:53 PM (xfb67)

268 BS on the Cummings Cohen comment until I see a link.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (xPl2J)

269 Breaking: Elijah Cummings is now recommending Michael Cohen to Department of Justice for Perjury.
Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (MAstk)

Wow.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:51 PM (NFEMn)

Nah not really wow...cohen gave them nothing and they purjuried himself to boot. So might as well bury him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (bim/x)

270 264 It is simply a Gaelic name...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Come to think of it, the word "Gaelic" sounds totally queer, too!
Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:53 PM (Rd8+4)


Think of the things you can do with Aer Lingus....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (zBaqJ)

271 246 I just saw a headline that Kamala Harris wants to change human behavior.
Isn't she kind of stupid for a God complex?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 04:49 PM (aCNZ6)

When you suck and fuck to get to the top, there's nothing you can't do, in your own mind.
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

Somehow, this too is the story of Obama...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (bcbK8)

272 Breaking: Elijah Cummings is now recommending Michael Cohen to Department of Justice for Perjury.
Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (MAstk)

Breaking: Annnnnnnd, right on cue--Nancy Pelosi------"-NO IMPEACHMENT. JUST NOT WORTH IT."

I think thet are all trying to get ahead of Mueller's stinkbomb.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (NFEMn)

273 Makes sense to me.

The last thing any foreign government wants is a patriotic, pro-American President with proven negotiating skills.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (wA4OO)

274 Clark Gable and noted nymphomaniac Vivien Leigh

----

Clark Gable would also have sex with anything that walked into the room.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (Rd8+4)

275 Kamala Harris should be doing mouthwash commercials amateur porn, since that's what she's good at, supposedly, not running for President.
Posted by: Anchovy at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (B3kya)



corrected for accuracy.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

276

Led Zeppelin "All of My Love"


Ah. That makes sense.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (YkwEd)

277 What's that song that goes ...


Any man intentionally interjects and earworm in the thread gets a night in the box.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (fuK7c)

278 Breaking: Elijah Cummings is now recommending Michael Cohen to Department of Justice for Perjury.


See? TALK TO NO ONE. SAY NOTHING.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

279 Is Bill DeBlasio a vegetarian?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (AllCR)

280 Nancy Pelosi is now officially a deplorable??

Posted by: dananjcon at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (xqfqx)

281 And Koreans can't pronounce 'V'. They turn into a 'B'.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (XJktg)

huh. So bavina then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (9oE3U)

282
Led Zeppelin "All of My Love"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:52 PM (zBaqJ)

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Damn. I laughedchoked so hard I got office gals coming back to check on me.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (8XRCm)

283 Riverdance is totally not ghey.

Posted by: Niall at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (hjaPQ)

284 All that money and like 5 people voted for him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (Mof8D)

285 You are worthless, Michael Cohen! And all your kids are Cohens...

Posted by: Elijah Cummings at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (AzW6q)

286 A friend posted some pics of his trip to China, with the raw meat hanging for sale ... like dogs. I asked if there is anything they do NOT eat over there. He and a friend could not think of anything. Snakes, rats, cats ... if it has nipples (or not) ... they eat it.


Diversity ... coming to a hellhole near you.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (Cus5s)

287 And there's NOTHING we can say about the Japanese or Chinese that the Koreans and Vietnamese and Thai can't top in casual conversation.

Racism ranks kinda low in my outrage meter, its just a variety of being a jerk and everyone has some of that. Its just noteworthy in a culture so sensitive about racism that its okay to fire off that stuff when any slurs against any other ethnic group would get you banned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (39g3+)

288 LOL> what a tard. anyone knows its Bajina!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (9oE3U)

289 Any man intentionally interjects and earworm in the thread gets a night in the box.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

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A night in the box certainly would make me an owner of a lonely heart.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (Rd8+4)

290
Come to think of it, the word "Gaelic" sounds totally queer, too!
Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:53 PM (Rd8+4)


Gaelic, from the Latin root Gae, meaning 'man who sucks cock, by choice.'

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

291 Is Bill DeBlasio a vegetarian?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2019 04:54 PM (AllCR)

No a Ginny Kraut

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (bim/x)

292 >>>276

Led Zeppelin "All of My Love"


Ah. That makes sense.


...

hey what's the song that goes "I'm Henry the Eighth I am, Henry the Eighth I am I am"?

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (PbpT7)

293 wait! bagina!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (9oE3U)

294 De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change


So, lobster on Mondays.
Isn't that kind of pricey for a school lunch?

Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (8ikIW)

295 "Neil" is literally the gayest of names. This sheds no real light on this story, but I felt I needed to tell potential parents, before they make a big mistake.
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Yeah, I'd say "Aubrey" and "Clive" are pretty bad.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (6vFO7)

296 289 Any man intentionally interjects and earworm in the thread gets a night in the box.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

----

A night in the box certainly would make me an owner of a lonely heart.
Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (Rd8+4)

Much better than the owner of a broken heart.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (bcbK8)

297 I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (xfb67)

298 As per DRUDGE ( I know, I know) Nancy is throwing cold water on Impeachment....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (NFEMn)

299 AllahPundit is a pimp. He could've never outfought Santino.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (gC2IV)

300 292
hey what's the song that goes "I'm Henry the Eighth I am, Henry the Eighth I am I am"?
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (PbpT7)


"Henry the 8th" by Herman's Hermits.

Are you trying to be funny?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (zBaqJ)

301 So, lobster on Mondays.
Isn't that kind of pricey for a school lunch?
Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (8ikIW)

Well since cockroaches grow so large in NYC...well you get the point

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (bim/x)

302 Also... what about all of the Dems that took Chinese bux? Are we not interested in that? Or is it just common knowledge and not illegal because... "Dems?"

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (6vFO7)

303 I know nothing about clumsy low-energy oaf Jeb and never would give money away. You go now.

Posted by: Fu Manchu, manager of Lucky Dragon II Dine In & Carry Out at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (0QYMt)

304 hey what's the song that goes "I wanna rock n roll all night"?

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (PbpT7)

305 Come to think of it, the word "Gaelic" sounds totally queer, too!
Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:53 PM (Rd8+4)

Gaelic, from the Latin root Gae, meaning 'man who sucks cock, by choice.'
Posted by: Sponge

----

And the "lic"?

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (Rd8+4)

306 True, but fake.

Posted by: Dan Rather at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (xxAFD)

307 Free Bird!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (xfb67)

308
And it's " ..'enery the 8th I am I am..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)

309 I can't get John Paul Jones' tasteful mini- moog solo out of my mind now...

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (NFEMn)

310 292 >>>276

Led Zeppelin "All of My Love"


Ah. That makes sense.


...

hey what's the song that goes "I'm Henry the Eighth I am, Henry the Eighth I am I am"?
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (PbpT7)

LOL

'I'm Henry VIII, I am' by Herman's Hermits, for those of you playing along at home.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (bcbK8)

311 304 hey what's the song that goes "I wanna rock n roll all night"?

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (PbpT7)


Ace, how long has this been going on...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)

312 Weren't the Catholics already doing meatless Fridays?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (xfb67)

313 >>>Are you trying to be funny?


yeah. I think it's funny when you have the main line in the chorus and don't know what the song is called.

I mean, some songs aren't named for the repeated line in the chorus, and those are tricky, but 99% songs are so named.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (PbpT7)

314 283
Riverdance is totally not ghey.

Posted by: Niall at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (hjaPQ)

Oh, just creeps me out. Like a buncha spinal cord injured people trying to dance. its just wrong.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (9oE3U)

315
And the "lic"?
Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (Rd8+4)


"Don't forget the balls."

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

316 300 292
hey what's the song that goes "I'm Henry the Eighth I am, Henry the Eighth I am I am"?
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:55 PM (PbpT7)


"Henry the 8th" by Herman's Hermits.

Are you trying to be funny?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (zBaqJ)

Just go with it. This could get good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (bcbK8)

317 Saw Apollo 11 yesterday (extremely well done). First time in a theater in eons. My gawd, the 17 previews or whatever for other movies - like a parody of advertizing, you'd have to pay me $100,000 to sit through any of them.



Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (QDnY+)

318
Hey.... whats that other Led Zep Song that goes.... "...whole lotta love.... whole lotta love.... whole lotta love.... whole lotta love...."

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (8XRCm)

319 what's the song that says "I don't like Mondays" six million times?

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (PbpT7)

320 hey what's the song that goes "I'm Henry the Eighth I am, Henry the Eighth I am I am"?

From what I understand, he married a woman who had married seven previous men named Henry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (39g3+)

321 watch Manafort get out of jail before Cohen

Cohen is the horse that got whipped isn't he? What a train wreck his world turned into. Still not a slimey as Avenetti though.

Posted by: DanMan at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (XTiHL)

322 I'm not seeing how much the fine is?

Oh it's 550,000 I clicked through.

Chump change, really. It would be better if they threw some of these people in prison.

And Neil Bush. He grunts a lot and slaps his stomach. He's the Rosemary Kennedy of the family (without the lobotomy).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (4ErVI)

323 What's that Springsteen song called wherer he screams "backstreets" 75 times?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)

324 There's that song, I can't remember what its called but the chorus is about a bird, that's free...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (39g3+)

325 what's that hall and oates song where they keep saying "I can't go for that?" Tip of my tongue!!!

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (PbpT7)

326 De Blasio Announces Meatless Mondays In NYC Public Schools Because Of Climate Change


Commies always go for the food supply.


First they insist that only government can solve hunger, then they use starvation to control the mob.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

327 312 Weren't the Catholics already doing meatless Fridays?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (xfb67)


Meatless Tuesday's was a World War 2 thing.

There was a Warner cartoon called "Meatless Fly-Day" with a fly singing "There'll be food around the corner" with a spider trying to eat him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)

328 I'm Henry VIII, I am' by Herman's Hermits, for those of you playing along at home.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM

******

Didn't he marry the widow next door?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (C/oM9)

329 hey what's the song that goes "I wanna rock n roll all night"?


No one knows because we don't do totally ghey bands around here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (fuK7c)

330 Silverado Neil skated on that one, but we weren't in the Trump Curse Era then.

Posted by: x at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (nFwvY)

331 This news is kinda funny though, the Dems have been yelling about Russia, Russia Russia, and the first evidence of any money used to collude in order to win an election is... Chinese. Which, with the Clintons, they should be pretty familiar with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Sigh. I hate being ahead of the game. Yep, "but Russia" was all to distract from the fact that China owns a good chunk of our government now, elected and otherwise. Called it. I'd ask where to collect my winnings, but the damn thing would pay out in RMB.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (AM1GF)

332 I mean, some songs aren't named for the repeated line in the chorus, and those are tricky, but 99% songs are so named.
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (PbpT7)


Unlike Zepplin's Black Dog which was named such because during the recording sessions, a black dog came into the studio.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

333 312
Weren't the Catholics already doing meatless Fridays?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (xfb67)

yeah, but now its like separation of church and state so its way cooler.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (9oE3U)

334 "and party ev-e-ree day!" - ace, that one?


Have no idea.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (QDnY+)

335 Jeepers, its like all Establishment candidates are funded by Commies. How does this work?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (2LelM)

336 Hey.... whats that other Led Zep Song that goes.... "...whole lotta love.... whole lotta love.... whole lotta love.... whole lotta love...."
Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (8XRCm)

Way Down Inside?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (NFEMn)

337 As per DRUDGE ( I know, I know) Nancy is throwing cold water on Impeachment....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:56 PM (NFEMn)

-------

I've gotta admit - the impeachment theater is kind of funny at this point. The Uniparty has screwed itself over this.

Every day that they keep the theater going, Republican voters grow more enraged at the Uniparty.

Every day that Trump isn't impeached, Democrat voters grow more enraged at the Uniparty.

When you're unashamedly self-dealing, shouldn't you deal yourself a better hand than this?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:00 PM (AzW6q)

338 hey what's the song that goes "I wanna rock n roll all night"?


No one knows because we don't do totally ghey bands around here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Kiss off!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 11, 2019 05:00 PM (AM1GF)

339
What's that song that goes Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:00 PM (zBaqJ)

340 What's that Springsteen song called wherer he screams "backstreets" 75 times?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)


Who gives a fuck? Springsteen is THE most over-rated "musician" in the history of the world.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

341 The last thing Dems and Pubbies want is an investigation of kickbacks from Free Trade Deals in the form of political contributions.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (2LelM)

342 I'd ask where to collect my winnings, but the damn thing would pay out in RMB.

"Where you want your Yuan?"
--Chinese Banker

Supposedly Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns n Roses, they didn't have a whole song, just the first part and solo. Then they got to the part where he didn't have lyrics and said "where do we go now" and riffed on it a while... so they kept it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (39g3+)

343 I'm informed that fish is not meat by many people, so fish tacos, fish sandwich, fish and chips, shrimp po boy, all kinds of good stuff on meatless monday

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (XbTPm)

344
Unlike Zepplin's Black Dog which was named such because during the recording sessions, a black dog came into the studio.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Right, a black dog just came wandering into the studio. Where did they record it, at an animal shelter?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (NFEMn)

345 332 I mean, some songs aren't named for the repeated line in the chorus, and those are tricky, but 99% songs are so named.
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 04:57 PM (PbpT7)

Unlike Zepplin's Black Dog which was named such because during the recording sessions, a black dog came into the studio.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)


And the dog said "Put dat on Foady Fi!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (zBaqJ)

346 Honestly the casual racism against Asians is baffling to me. Stuff
people would never do or say in public about any other ethnic group is
met with guffaws and back slapping repetition about Japanese or
something. Its strange to watch and hear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (39g3+)



Please. The Japs practically invented racism.

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (gmo/4)

347

Okay, here's Wonder Woman singing a Bad Company song and dancing with....fake KISS??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cguc1_MQWw

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (YkwEd)

348 what a burn on murphy.

the pic is so stupid.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (xc+81)

349 I mean, some songs aren't named for the repeated line in the chorus, and those are tricky, but 99% songs are so named.
Posted by: ace


Yep. It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time.

It's tricky.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (AM1GF)

350 What's that song that goes Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:00 PM (zBaqJ)
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"Tequila"

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (WE4U6)

351 Begun, the ear worm wars have.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (gC2IV)

352 hey what's the song that goes "I wanna rock n roll all night"?


No one knows because we don't do totally ghey bands around here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (fuK7c)


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Fuuuuuck Iiiiiiiii'm Dyyyying Overrrrrrrr Heeeeere.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (8XRCm)

353 339


What's that song that goes Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:00 PM (zBaqJ)


gees. i hate you now Sefton.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (9oE3U)

354 In the jungle, the mighty jungle. The lion sleeps tonight.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (xfb67)

355 And people wonder where Hillary ended up with a Family Trust Fund worth north of $2.5B. Imagine what it would be worth today if she had won?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (2LelM)

356 Who gives a fuck? Springsteen is THE most over-rated "musician" in the history of the world.
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

LOL.
This was the reaction I wanted.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (NFEMn)

357 336 Hey.... whats that other Led Zep Song that goes.... "...whole lotta love.... whole lotta love.... whole lotta love.... whole lotta love...."
Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:58 PM (8XRCm)

Way Down Inside?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (NFEMn)



"Woman, you need it--"

Stuff Willie Brown said to Kamala Harris

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (ujg0T)

358 What's that song that goes Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

******

I don't know but they all hate tailgates.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (C/oM9)

359

How about Mayorless Mondays?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (aKsyK)

360 What's that song that goes dut dut duh nunna nuh nuh TEQUILA ?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (51k37)

361 I can't find "Teenage Wasteland" on any Who album.
Was it just a one-off single?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (NFEMn)

362
Please. The Japs practically invented racism.

Which is hilarious because they're literally identical to all other Orientals.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (YkwEd)

363 Funny, how you never really hear the Asians whining about racism.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (xfb67)

364 349 I mean, some songs aren't named for the repeated line in the chorus, and those are tricky, but 99% songs are so named.
Posted by: ace

Yep. It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time.

It's tricky.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (AM1GF)

Tricky!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (bcbK8)

365 Some Irish people, from Dublin I believe, can't make the "th". I used to make fun of my former sales manager for saying he wanted to talk about tree tings in our sales meeting.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (aCNZ6)

366 Right, a black dog just came wandering into the studio. Where did they record it, at an animal shelter?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:01 PM (NFEMn)


They were in London, it was a balmy day and the door was open......so, Black. DOG.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

367 Springsteen so ghey he should change his name to Neal.

Posted by: Fittycent at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (hjaPQ)

368 I just saw a headline that Kamala Harris wants to change human behavior.
Isn't she kind of stupid for a God complex?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 04:49 PM (aCNZ6)
++++++++++++++
Changing human behavior is the foundational precept of communism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (I2dne)

369 304 hey what's the song that goes "I wanna rock n roll all night"?

You thinking about Spinal Taps "Tonight I Want to Rock You Tonight"?

Posted by: DanMan at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (XTiHL)

370


My my my my Mitchell

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (aKsyK)

371 Some bands deliberately pick names for songs that have nothing at all to do with the lyrics, though. That can be odd. Green Day does it all the time, Zeppelin did it quite a bit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (39g3+)

372 Chili's baby back ribs!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (xfb67)

373 Surfin Bird?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (XbTPm)

374 360 What's that song that goes dut dut duh nunna nuh nuh TEQUILA ?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (51k37)
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"La Bamba"

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (WE4U6)

375
What's that song that goes "louie louie?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (YkwEd)

376 361 I can't find "Teenage Wasteland" on any Who album.
Was it just a one-off single?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (NFEMn)

It's on the B-side of 'Baba O'Riley'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (bcbK8)

377 So, in reference to the side bar and the bot review of Captain Marvel: does this mean Ellie Light has started reviewing movies?

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (vDqXW)

378 Honestly the casual racism against Asians is baffling to me. Stuff
people would never do or say in public about any other ethnic group is
met with guffaws and back slapping repetition about Japanese or
something. Its strange to watch and hear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:48 PM (39g3+)

Yeah I am baffled also...by the way do you when Wangs Wash and Dry will have my Shirts? I have the tickie?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (bim/x)

379
LOL.
This was the reaction I wanted.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (NFEMn)


I'm here to help.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

380 So.........

Whatcha all doin'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (cqNba)

381 372 Chili's baby back ribs!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (xfb67)


I LOVED that jingle!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (zBaqJ)

382 373 Surfin Bird?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (XbTPm)

Everybody's heard about the Bird.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (bcbK8)

383 Heard on Bobby Mac's radio show: "AOC is only viewed as attractive because she's a 6 among 4's." Meow!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (NMAzL)

384 I can't find "Teenage Wasteland" on any Who album.
Was it just a one-off single?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (NFEMn)

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Ask Baba O'Reiley ...... the Irish. THey know these things.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (8XRCm)

385
Mao Tse DONE!!!









Heh. Tell the truth, Wicket. You've been saving that one for awhile, haven't you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (veoSD)

386 Abrams

Now 2020 is definitely on the table...




Lmao

Posted by: Ha at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (MAstk)

387 Funny, how you never really hear the Asians whining about racism.

Not very often, no. I guess when you outnumber the world you really don't care.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (39g3+)

388 368 I just saw a headline that Kamala Harris wants to change human behavior.
Isn't she kind of stupid for a God complex?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 04:49 PM (aCNZ6)
++++++++++++++
Changing human behavior is the foundational precept of communism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (I2dne)

And they keep trying no matter how many people die along the way.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (aCNZ6)

389 Surfin Bird?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (XbTPm)



I would like to talk to you about "the word."

Posted by: Peter Griffin at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)

390 It's on the B-side of 'Baba O'Riley'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (bcbK

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*squinty eyes*

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (8XRCm)

391 Meatless Mondays? That's nothing. In Venezuela, we do Foodless Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays. On Thursdays, we boil our footwear and eat it. The back to the diet on Fridays and Saturdays. On Sundays, we barbeque a young child.

Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (H5knJ)

392 384 I can't find "Teenage Wasteland" on any Who album.
Was it just a one-off single?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:02 PM (NFEMn)

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Ask Baba O'Reiley ...... the Irish. THey know these things.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (8XRCm)


Ocasio's face is a teenage wasteland...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (zBaqJ)

393 " Surfin Bird?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (XbTPm)"

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Doesn't that one sound like Wolfman Jack sings it?

Posted by: Decaf at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (r4a+A)

394 Please. The Japs practically invented racism.

Which is hilarious because they're literally identical to all other Orientals.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 11, 2019 05:02


******

Oh nooooo
I am currently teaching a class of Chinese college business students.
Japanese is subject verboten!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (C/oM9)

395 1 800 Kars for Kids.

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

396 370


My my my my Mitchell
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (aKsyK)

Mitchell's on the corner!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK8)

397 Conviction for Trump was always a 0% chance, impeachment maybe 2%. The desperation to stop him is not at that level. Most of whatever he can accomplish can be/will be wiped away in the blink of an eye.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (QDnY+)

398
Abrams

Now 2020 is definitely on the table...


Table's full. Whale outside shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (aKsyK)

399 okay i've got a good one...whats the name of the song that goes?

"she lump, she lump. she's in my head"

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (xc+81)

400 391 Meatless Mondays? That's nothing. In Venezuela, we do Foodless Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays. On Thursdays, we boil our footwear and eat it. The back to the diet on Fridays and Saturdays. On Sundays, we barbeque a young child.
Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (H5knJ)


"Ruxuly!!!"

- - Nolth Koleans

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (zBaqJ)

401 Mao Tse DONE!!!
++++++++++++
I didn't know we were punning because I missed the first line of the post. Since puns are on, here's one:

https://tinyurl.com/4a72tyr

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (I2dne)

402 1 800 Kars for Kids.
Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

What a Skam.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (NFEMn)

403 Meatless Mondays? That's nothing. In Venezuela, we do Foodless Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays. On Thursdays, we boil our footwear and eat it. The back to the diet on Fridays and Saturdays. On Sundays, we barbeque a young child.
Posted by: Nicolas Maduro


This isn't going to be quite as funny by midsummer.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (AM1GF)

404 383
Heard on Bobby Mac's radio show: "AOC is only viewed as attractive because she's a 6 among 4's." Meow!


I don't know, Rose de Lauro is pretty durn smokin'.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (T6t7i)

405 354 In the jungle, the mighty jungle. The lion sleeps tonight.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

that one's called Pete Seeger Totally Rips Off A Black Guy Like A Typical Marxist

Posted by: x at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (nFwvY)

406 I remember when Former President Cock Curious was on stage with Paul McCartney he clearly was singing "Hey Jood!"

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (wxZSX)

407 Hey there lil red ridin hood

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

408
And that other song that goes "Who let the dogs out.... Who let the dogs out.... Who let the dogs out.... Who let the dogs out"

I cant remember that one either.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (8XRCm)

409 399 okay i've got a good one...whats the name of the song that goes?

"she lump, she lump. she's in my head"
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (xc+81)

Why that's 'Lump' by The Presidents of the United States of America. Local boys to me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (bcbK8)

410 1 800 Kars for Kids.
Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

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It's 877.

Oh, and I hate you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (AzW6q)

411 Conviction for Trump was always a 0% chance, impeachment maybe 2%. The desperation to stop him is not at that level. Most of whatever he can accomplish can be/will be wiped away in the blink of an eye.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (QDnY+)

Not judges

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (NFEMn)

412 I can't find "Teenage Wasteland" on any Who album.
Was it just a one-off single?
Posted by: JoeF.


Commissioned track for the C.S.I television series.

Posted by: wooga at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (/BHSG)

413 370


My my my my Mitchell
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (aKsyK)

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/QqInJ5Nmijg

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (RD7QR)

414 >>>Funny, how you never really hear the Asians whining about racism.



Not very often, no. I guess when you outnumber the world you really don't care.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (39g3+)

My understanding is that they all consider themselves better than the rest of us, and each other. It's just a given, so they don't need to club people with it like the Democrats do.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (NMAzL)

415 406 I remember when Former President Cock Curious was on stage with Paul McCartney he clearly was singing "Hey Jood!"
Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (wxZSX)


When he sang "Michelle" to Angry Wookie-Worf. Even I choked on Jimi Hendrix's vomit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (zBaqJ)

416 Low Rider has a few extra lyrics, but they're totally unintelligible, so I think it counts.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (T6t7i)

417 BaBaBa-ran says stop making fun of her.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (N/ghL)

418 1 800 Kars for Kids.
Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

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It's 877.

Oh, and I hate you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


5 8 8 2 300 Empiiiiiiiiiiiire!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (AM1GF)

419 Hey there lil red ridin hood
Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

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I love the song of that name by Undisputed Truth. That's solid gold, right there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (AzW6q)

420 I'm always late to a thread I mthink get as well be called Willow.

Has anyone already commented that fining Jeb Bush's PAC is just Trump getting even for W's comments against
Trump?

Posted by: Decaf at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (r4a+A)

421 Remember ChinaGate?

https://en.wikipedia.org
/wiki/1996_United_States_campaign
_finance_controversy

Millions of Chinese gubmint connected $ had to be returned by the DNC, Clintons, and Gore. The resultant investigations were sabotaged, and AG Reno refused to appoint a special counsel.

Buh buh but the Russians bought $100k in Facebook ads! #Muh Principles!

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (Z4rgH)

422 Don't Worry, Be Happy

Which is sad now, because Robin Williams was in the video.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (xfb67)

423 Chili's baby back ribs!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (xfb67)


I LOVED that jingle!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (zBaqJ)


True story. The guy that did the "barbeque sauce" jingle died a few years back. At his funeral, they had a barbeque sauce theme, had a fountain, similar to the "chocolate fountain" at Golden Corral," that streamed sauce and each that paid their respects grabbed a rib, dipped it into the fountain and gave tribute to him.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

424 that one's called Pete Seeger Totally Rips Off A Black Guy Like A Typical Marxist
Posted by: x at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (nFwvY)
+++++++++++++
That's what happens when you attend the Patrice Lumumba School of Music...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (I2dne)

425 407
Hey there lil red ridin hood


Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

I heard that on a Mexican whoa whoa radio.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (t6MX/)

426 414 >>>Funny, how you never really hear the Asians whining about racism.



Not very often, no. I guess when you outnumber the world you really don't care.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (39g3+)

My understanding is that they all consider themselves better than the rest of us, and each other. It's just a given, so they don't need to club people with it like the Democrats do.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (NMAzL)


Didn't the settle or are in a big lawsuit with Harvard?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (zBaqJ)

427 My my my my Mitchell
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM

******

Shirona's sister?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (C/oM9)

428 Which is hilarious because they're literally identical to all other Orientals.


Back when Apartheid was a thing the South Africans categorized people as Black, White, and Coloured (Indians and mixed races and all the other in between stuff).

Japanese were honorary white people.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (fuK7c)

429 Right to Rise ?
WTF does that even mean ?

Supporting yeasts and sourdoughs everywhere ?

*spits*

lazy-ass shiftless dipshits were getting away with stealing a whole country until PDT came along.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (wA4OO)

430 hey what's that zeppelin song where he keeps saying "d'yer mak'er" over and over

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)

431 It's just a given, so they don't need to club people with it like the Democrats do.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess



There's a word for that, and it's overcompensation.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (T6t7i)

432 416 Low Rider has a few extra lyrics, but they're totally unintelligible, so I think it counts.
Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (T6t7i)



All-my-friends knew him.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (ujg0T)

433 5 8 8 2 300 Empiiiiiiiiiiiire!
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (AM1GF)
+++++++++++
Damn it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (I2dne)

434
>>>Funny, how you never really hear the Asians whining about racism.

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Call them Orientals and you will.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (8XRCm)

435 Unlike Zepplin's Black Dog which was named such because during the recording sessions, a black dog came into the studio.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Or Badge, because Eric Clapton read George Harrison bad handwriting of "Bridge".

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (OE84+)

436
Millions of Chinese gubmint connected $ had to be returned by the DNC, Clintons, and Gore. The resultant investigations were sabotaged, and AG Reno refused to appoint a special counsel.
==========
its projection all the way down

an infinite recursion of hypocrisy

it's quite remarkable

Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (rXNHm)

437 Not very often, no. I guess when you outnumber the world you really don't care.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (39g3+)

My understanding is that they all consider themselves better than the rest of us, and each other. It's just a given, so they don't need to club people with it like the Democrats do.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (NMAzL)

I think there's truth to that. Why would it bother you if your inferiors say stupid shit about you?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (aCNZ6)

438 Little Red Riding Hood by Sam Sham and the Pharaohs is really kinda creepy

Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
Listen to me.

Little Red Riding Hood
I don't think little big girls should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone.
Owoo!

What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.

What full lips you have.
They're sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Until I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walking with you alone.
Owoo!

Little Red Riding Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
Owoo!

What a big heart I have-the better to love you with.
Little Red Riding Hood
Even bad wolves can be good.
I'll try to be satisfied just to walk close by your side.
Maybe you'll see things my way before we get to grandma's place.

Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are looking good
You're everything that a big bad wolf could want.
Owoo! I mean baa! Baa?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (39g3+)

439 422 Don't Worry, Be Happy

Which is sad now, because Robin Williams was in the video.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (xfb67)

He gives himself very good advice, but he very rarely follows it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (bcbK8)

440 hey what's that zeppelin song where he keeps saying "d'yer mak'er" over and over
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)

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The Sandworms of Dune.


duh...

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (8XRCm)

441 5 8 8 2 300 Empiiiiiiiiiiiire!
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (AM1GF)

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Today!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (AzW6q)

442 Ooooh, Mistah Kotta, I got one too.


Wazzat song that goes Girls, Girls, Girls?

Posted by: Horshak at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (z79tQ)

443 Is it odd that I've been following this thread on my cellphone while eating at a Chinese buffet?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (51k37)

444 404 383
Heard on Bobby Mac's radio show: "AOC is only viewed as attractive because she's a 6 among 4's." Meow!

I don't know, Rose de Lauro is pretty durn smokin'.
Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (T6t7i)


Nobody comes close to the Barbara Mikulski standard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:10 PM (zBaqJ)

445 Squeeze my lemon!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:10 PM (xfb67)

446 Surfin Bird?

From Minnesota's premiere surf band the Trashmen!

Posted by: DanMan at March 11, 2019 05:10 PM (XTiHL)

447 My favorite Queen song is "Another One Gone, and Another One Gone"

Posted by: wooga at March 11, 2019 05:10 PM (/BHSG)

448 I hope AOC's "garbage" comment gets to haunt her.

If Republicans had anyone working on their campaign advertising they could use a clip of that almost on a continuous loop to get the House back next year.

Something tells me GOP may not want the House back, think of all the responsibility.

Posted by: Decaf at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (r4a+A)

449
What about that song Dum Dum De Dum Da Da Dum Wah Wah Wah OOh Cha cha Wa Wa Dum?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (zBaqJ)

450 Spo'tin a woody when you're walkin by.....

Spo'tin a woody when yo titties fly.....

Posted by: Dangerous Toys at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

451 OK.

Link to much cooler "Lil' Red Riding Hood."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fSu4BAIC34

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (AzW6q)

452
I heard that on a Mexican whoa whoa radio.

Wish I was in Venezuela eating barbecued abuela.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (aKsyK)

453 I remember a song we'd listen to but only on
S A T U R D A Y NIGHT!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (C/oM9)

454 412 I can't find "Teenage Wasteland" on any Who album.
Was it just a one-off single?
Posted by: JoeF.

Who are you,
Who the fuck are you?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (aCNZ6)

455 its projection all the way down

an infinite recursion of hypocrisy

it's quite remarkable
Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (rXNHm)
+++++++++
"Infinite recursion of hypocrisy" is very good. I will file that one away for future use.

But small point of order. I think pointing out that if someone on the Left smears the someone on the Right with something that the Left actually did, it is now called "whataboutism" and not "hypocrisy."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (I2dne)

456 "All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)

457 445 Squeeze my lemon!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:10 PM (xfb67)


Oh yea!!!!

- - Don Lemon, small bitter fruit

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (zBaqJ)

458 438 Little Red Riding Hood by Sam Sham and the Pharaohs is really kinda creepy
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That shit oughtta be illegal, man.

Posted by: Gary Puckett and the Union Gap at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (hjaPQ)

459 >>>Why that's 'Lump' by The Presidents of the United States of America. Local boys to me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (bcbK

awesome!
i had a guy do a dance and sing it to me recently.
i was like...nfw thats a real song.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (xc+81)

460 423
Chili's baby back ribs!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (xfb67)




I LOVED that jingle!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:04 PM (zBaqJ)

Some hordster linked a vid with the guy who wrote it. he wrote it in like 5 minutes because he hated jingles so much he wouldn't punish it to his creative staff by writing it.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (9oE3U)

461
If Don Lemon were Jewish he would be Don Esrog.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (zBaqJ)

462 Heard on Bobby Mac's radio show: "AOC is only viewed as attractive because she's a 6 among 4's." Meow!

I don't know, Rose de Lauro is pretty durn smokin'.
Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (T6t7i)


AOC's appeal comes down to the fact that she's both thin....and has (proportionately) large breasts.
That's it.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (NFEMn)

463 There are actually quite a few songs in the rock n roll era that are kinda creepy pedo songs.

Good mornin' little schoolgirl
Can I go home with you
Tell your mama and your daddy
That I'm a little school boy too
Baby I love ya', I just can't help myself
Your so good lookin' pretty baby
I don't need nobody else
Good mornin' little school girl
Can I go home with you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (39g3+)

464 Call them Orientals and you will.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (8XRCm)

It's no biggie. I think I'm turning Japanese.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (t6MX/)

465 I remember a song we'd listen to but only on
S A T U R D A Y NIGHT!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (C/oM9)


What was it called?

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)

466
All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK

------

I do not understand the Millenials fascination with the band Toto.

At all.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (8XRCm)

467 460 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (9oE3U)

By...... MENNEN!

$2 million dollars right there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (zBaqJ)

468
Some bands deliberately pick names for songs that have nothing at all to do with the lyrics, though. That can be odd. Green Day does it all the time, Zeppelin did it quite a bit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (39g3+)







Or like Zep did with Black Dog (another song who's title has nothing to do with the lyrics), where they wrote it specifically so that it would be impossible to dance to.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (veoSD)

469 Sha Na Na played Woodstock, let that sink in

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (XbTPm)

470 449
What about that song Dum Dum De Dum Da Da Dum Wah Wah Wah OOh Cha cha Wa Wa Dum?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (zBaqJ)



Ooga ooga ooga chucka, ooga ooga ooga chucka

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (ujg0T)

471 There's this one, I just can't quite remember, goes something like...

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and dessert you...

Posted by: RickRollin at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (wMHPW)

472 AOC's appeal comes down to the fact that she's both thin....and has (proportionately) large breasts.
That's it.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11

******

And just like that we're back to the boobeys.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (C/oM9)

473
It's no biggie. I think I'm turning Japanese.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (t6MX/)


Bully for you.

I'm on a Mexican, woah oh, radio.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

474 Re: how can deBlasio order meatless Mondays? He doesn't have authority over schools, does he?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (aCNZ6)

475

What's the song that goes "I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with My Honolulu Mama Doin' Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues" ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (aKsyK)

476 AOC's appeal comes down to the fact that she's both thin....and has (proportionately) large breasts.

That's it.

Posted by: JoeF


Disagree. Her face is pretty attractive. You can't argue with taste. Wait, I think I just did.

Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (T6t7i)

477 I can't find "Teenage Wasteland" on any Who album.
Was it just a one-off single?
Posted by: JoeF.

Who are you,
Who the fuck are you?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (aCNZ6)

My name is Tommy

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (NFEMn)

478 Relax, don't do it

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (gmo/4)

479 469 Sha Na Na played Woodstock, let that sink in
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (XbTPm)

Sna Na Na was a 'retro' act for a musical style alive and well 7 years before.

Let THAT sink in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (bcbK8)

480 There are actually quite a few songs in the rock n roll era that are kinda creepy pedo songs.
...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (39g3+)
++++++++++
What is "Don't Stand So Close To Me" by The Police?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (I2dne)

481 Where's that confounded bridge? As teenager I was completely confounded by that.

Posted by: Dan Rather at March 11, 2019 05:14 PM (xxAFD)

482 Sha Na Na played Woodstock, let that sink in
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (XbTPm)


That's Ok. No one remembers.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

483 Big Star "thirteen"

Won't you let me walk you home from school
Won't you let me meet you at the pool
Maybe Friday I can
Get tickets for the dance
And I'll take you

Won't you tell your dad, get off my back
Tell him what we said 'bout 'Paint It Black'
Rock 'n Roll is here to stay
Come inside where it's okay
And I'll shake you

Won't you tell me what you're thinking of
Would you be an outlaw for my love
If it's so, well, let me know
If it's no, well, I can go
I won't make you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:14 PM (39g3+)

484 Do Wah Ditty Ditty Dum Ditty Do.

just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 05:14 PM (9oE3U)

485 Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues" ?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

--

I thought it was Yokohama Blues.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 11, 2019 05:14 PM (YslsA)

486 What was it called?
Posted by: Sponge at March 11,


*****

That's the thing! Damned if I can remember!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:14 PM (C/oM9)

487


Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round!

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 05:14 PM (w+Z9D)

488 Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and dessert you...
Posted by: RickRollin at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (wMHPW)
++++++++++++++
Mmmm. Dessert.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 11, 2019 05:14 PM (I2dne)

489 I'll give you one my wife hates:

For the best night's sleep
In the whole wide world
Visit My Pillow . com.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2019 05:14 PM (vDqXW)

490 J.J. or he could be Don Citron and double as a faggy car.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2019 05:14 PM (N/ghL)

491 478
Relax, don't do it


Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (gmo/4)

I would choose free will.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (t6MX/)

492
There are actually quite a few songs in the rock n roll era that are kinda creepy pedo songs.
...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (39g3+)

-----

Like "Creep" ??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (8XRCm)

493 477 I can't find "Teenage Wasteland" on any Who album.
Was it just a one-off single?
Posted by: JoeF.

Who are you,
Who the fuck are you?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:11 PM (aCNZ6)

My name is Tommy
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (NFEMn)

You know for a deaf, dumb and blind kid, you sure play a mean pinball.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (bcbK8)

494 What's the name of that song I keep forgetting?

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (vDqXW)

495 Some bands deliberately pick names for songs that have nothing at all to do with the lyrics, though. That can be odd. Green Day does it all the time, Zeppelin did it quite a bit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (39g3+)



Ah yes, but Green Day sucks royally, so....there's always that.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

496 Winger did "Seventeen" but that's actually legal in some states.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (xPl2J)

497 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (39g3+)

weird fact - 10 years after Jerry Lee Lewis was not allowed to perform in London because he'd married his 15 yo cousin a couple of days before the show Garry Puckett scored a #1 hit England with Young Girl.

Posted by: DanMan at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (XTiHL)

498 492
There are actually quite a few songs in the rock n roll era that are kinda creepy pedo songs.
...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (39g3+)

-----

Like "Creep" ??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (8XRCm)

Well Radiohead is creepy but I don't think 'Creep' is about jailbait.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (bcbK8)

499 I think I'm turning Japanese.


There was a hot girl I had one date with in high school. First tit I ever touched. Then, thirty years later we reconnected and had a six year long affair.

In between, in college, when I didn't know her, she boned the guitarist from the Turning Japanese song.

So I can't hear it because I'm jealous of someone I don't know who was with a girl I didn't know at the time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (fuK7c)

500 412 I can't find "Teenage Wasteland" on any Who album.
Was it just a one-off single?
Posted by: JoeF.

Is this real, or a stab at humor?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (q40QC)

501 Sha Na Na played Woodstock, let that sink in
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (XbTPm)

That's Ok. No one remembers.
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:14 PM

******

Ahhhh.....
Not so fast there Slick.
I've been 29 a couple of times now.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (C/oM9)

502 Disagree. Her face is pretty attractive. You can't argue with taste. Wait, I think I just did.
Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (T6t7i)

Her face isn't bad.....but it's nothing special.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (NFEMn)

503 JoeF., probably much less important than assumed. Lots of sources of attrition there. First one is obviously judges who don't stick with the constitution and "grow". The incentives for which are being greatly increased, as the judiciary abandons even the pretense of playing its proper role and usurps more and more power. Second is that past judicial predations rarely get fixed by the judiciary, from Wickard v. Filburn on. Third is that courts can be avoided or their impact lessened by faithless executive branch behavior or outright repudiation (something long over-due now, for good reasons, but which we've already seen dabbled in by the authoritarians, as the various examples of O. administration ignoring rulings).


Ratchets - their distinctive feature is "one way".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (QDnY+)

504 Heard on Bobby Mac's radio show: "AOC is only viewed as attractive because she's a 6 among 4's." Meow!

I don't know, Rose de Lauro is pretty durn smokin'.
Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:06 PM (T6t7i)


More like a 5 among 3s.

Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (wMHPW)

505 Hot Child In The City.

Doesn't come creepier than that shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (AzW6q)

506 "hey what's that zeppelin song where he keeps saying "d'yer mak'er" over and over
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)"

Jamaica? No, she came of her own accord.

I couldn't resist it.

Posted by: Decaf at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (r4a+A)

507 But small point of order. I think pointing out that if someone on the Left smears the someone on the Right with something that the Left actually did, it is now called "whataboutism" and not "hypocrisy."
=======
See how the focus is shifted?

if you call them on it, you are whatabouting, the focus is on you ... rather than on the hypocrite.

They need to coin new words because their shopworn lies won't sell anymore.

Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (LvRCt)

508 Running the House is a responsibility? Not if you just give up on passing regulars budgets it isn't.

What does the House do anymore? Hold pointless hearings? Issue subpoenas that are ignored?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (H5knJ)

509 So it's APIC, not AIPAC.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (IfYaq)

510 I like Radiohead, and, no, I have no idea what they are singing about.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (xfb67)

511
Disagree. Her face is pretty attractive. You can't argue with taste. Wait, I think I just did.
Posted by: pep at March 11, 2019 05:13 PM (T6t7i)


She has an attractive face? I can't get past the donkey chompers to see it, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

512 412 I can't find "Teenage Wasteland" on any Who album.
Was it just a one-off single?
Posted by: JoeF.

Is this real, or a stab at humor?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (q40QC)

C'mon, man.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (NFEMn)

513 You know for a deaf, dumb and blind kid, you sure play a mean pinball.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (bcbK
+++++++++++
I'm sure glad no one ever did PC covers of classic rock songs.

"For a hearing impaired, mentally challenged and visually impaired young person, you sure play a mean pin ball" doesn't have the same ring to it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (I2dne)

514 And I would walk 500 hundred miles

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (gmo/4)

515 507 But small point of order. I think pointing out that if someone on the Left smears the someone on the Right with something that the Left actually did, it is now called "whataboutism" and not "hypocrisy."
=======
See how the focus is shifted?

if you call them on it, you are whatabouting, the focus is on you ... rather than on the hypocrite.

They need to coin new words because their shopworn lies won't sell anymore.
Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (LvRCt)

What about me?
It isn't fair.
I've had enough, now I want my share.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

516 And I would walk 500 more.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (xfb67)

517 When he sang "Michelle" to Angry Wookie-Worf. Even I choked on Jimi Hendrix's vomit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:07 PM (zBaqJ)

Jimi's puking in his grave.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (NMAzL)

518 This Russian collusion with Trump never ends!
Oh wait, you said Bush with the Chinese.
Nevermind.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (r+sAi)

519

The Linda Carter/Kiss thing from the sidebar at about 0:33 in.

Gorram, but she had some nice bags.

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (w+Z9D)

520
Hot Child In The City.

Doesn't come creepier than that shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (AzW6q)

----

Runnin wild and looking pretty.


Nick Gilder.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (8XRCm)

521 514 And I would walk 500 hundred miles
Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (gmo/4)

Bah. I would walk 500 more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

522 Music and motorcycles are for the ONT - let's stick to the program here during the day-time - movies.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (QDnY+)

523 "Show me the way to the next little girl. Oh, don't ask why."

Although 'Alabama' was written for an operetta in the 1920s so I'm not sure it really counts

Winger did "Seventeen" but that's actually legal in some states.

You wouldn't know it from the Roy Moore kerfluffle but the federal age of consent is 16 nationwide.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (39g3+)

524 There are actually quite a few songs in the rock n roll era that are kinda creepy pedo songs.
=======
Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent . . hey aqualung

Posted by: I'm a talented flautist at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (rXNHm)

525 Busted flat in Baton Rouge,
In the pouring rain,
Feelin' near as faded as my jeans.

Kris Kristofferson had a period where he had a bunch of songs, then he just disappeared from the world of music.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (aCNZ6)

526
Is this real, or a stab at humor?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (q40QC)


It cuts like a knife.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (Zz0t1)

527 She has an attractive face? I can't get past the donkey chompers to see it, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)

I attracts flies, I think.

Posted by: Dan Rather at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (xxAFD)

528 Hot Child In The City.

Doesn't come creepier than that shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (AzW6q)

Wanna Bet??

Posted by: "Into the Night", Benny Mardones at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (NFEMn)

529
There are actually quite a few songs in the rock n roll era that are kinda creepy pedo songs.
...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:12 PM (39g3+)








Little Sister

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (veoSD)

530 363 Funny, how you never really hear the Asians whining about racism.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:03 PM (xfb67)

It's just the way things are.

Asians generally don't think the world owes them anything they aren't willing to work, steal, or claw for. Whining is for pussies.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (dm05u)

531 Didn't the settle or are in a big lawsuit with Harvard?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 05:08 PM (zBaqJ)

Oh, I meant domestically. In their own countries.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (NMAzL)

532 Do you come from a land down under?

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (gmo/4)

533


Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama

Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (w+Z9D)

534 Kris Kristofferson branched out into cheesy vampire movies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (xfb67)

535 510 I like Radiohead, and, no, I have no idea what they are singing about.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (xfb67)

Alienation, despair and bitterness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (bcbK8)

536 Busted flat in Baton Rouge,
In the pouring rain,
Feelin' near as faded as my jeans.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (aCNZ6)


This is about me again, isn't it.

Posted by: Brie Larsen at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)

537

I don't know, Rose de Lauro is pretty durn smokin'.

Exidor Lives!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (HaL55)

538 I bless the rains down in Africa....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (O2RFr)

539 Wanted to put my foot through the radio.


Frickin' ABC news (sadly what I get listening to KSFO at top of hour) breathlessly reported that blacks and hispanics are breathing in more deadly air pollution than they cause. (whitey be killin' y'all, yo)


Race bait much?


Ok, so is it alright for me to say "well, so what you're saying is even though the Mexicans buy junk cars that can't pass smog tests and belch smoke and spray oil, there's 9 of them in the car - so on a per person basis..." ?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (sLicW)

540 BUT I SENT YOU AWAAAAY, OH MANDY!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

541 505 Hot Child In The City.

Doesn't come creepier than that shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (AzW6q)



At the time that was recorded in 1978, Hollywood Boulevard, once the "glamorous" part of Los Angeles, was occupied by underage prostitutes and their pimps, along with all sorts of other seediness. Nick Gilder, songwriter, had come across the pond with visions of Hollywood glamor still in his head and apparently was shocked by what he saw, hence the song.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:19 PM (ujg0T)

542 I knew a young girl.
But I couldn't get her out of my mind.
Told her she'd better run girl.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:19 PM (C/oM9)

543 There are actually quite a few songs in the rock n roll era that are kinda creepy pedo songs.
...

Baby you're all that I want,
When you're lying here in my arms,
I finding it hard to believe,
You're eleven.

Posted by: Heart at March 11, 2019 05:19 PM (51k37)

544 And I would walk 500 hundred miles
Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (gmo/4)

Bah. I would walk 500 more.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK

-----

Nope.

See that chameleon.
Lying there in the sun.
All things to everyone.

Run run away.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:19 PM (8XRCm)

545 Kris Kristofferson branched out into cheesy vampire movies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:18 PM (xfb67)


He was in Payback with Mel Gibson.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

546 I think there's truth to that. Why would it bother you if your inferiors say stupid shit about you?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (aCNZ6)

I've grown to be properly amount of contemptuous of them, so it doesn't bother me at all.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (NMAzL)

547 There are numerous songs from the 70's about sexing 16 year old gals.Wasn't all that outrageous before helicopter parents made childhood go to 26.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)

548 543 There are actually quite a few songs in the rock n roll era that are kinda creepy pedo songs.
...

Baby you're all that I want,
When you're lying here in my arms,
I finding it hard to believe,
You're eleven.
Posted by: Heart at March 11, 2019 05:19 PM (51k37)

Bwa ha ha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK8)

549 My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (O2RFr)

550
Frickin' ABC news (sadly what I get listening to KSFO at top of hour) breathlessly reported that blacks and hispanics are breathing in more deadly air pollution than they cause. (whitey be killin' y'all, yo)



Oh, PLEASE!


The Jews, with those noses? They breath in twice as much as anybody else!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

551 Winger did "Seventeen" but that's actually legal in some states.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2019 05:15 PM (xPl2J)

I know what you mean....

Posted by: The Beatles at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (NFEMn)

552 Late to the party.

If memory serves, Neil Bush went to China on bidness and was hooking up with every hooker he met.

He came home and gifted his wife with an STD.

*But Trump!*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

553 I'll just leave this and go. you're welcome.

Ain't no sunshine when sheeees gooooooooone....
I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I knowI know I knowI know I know I know I know I know

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (9oE3U)

554 I've found that in the world of sales Chinese customers don't do win-win, they only do "I win, you lose."

Is that racist?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (aCNZ6)

555 Poor editing. I've grown to be properly contemptuous of them, so it doesn't bother me at all.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (NMAzL)

556 You must be gonna play cricket, then, aren't ya Johnny?

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

557 My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (O2RFr)

Love that song

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (xPl2J)

558


8675309

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 05:21 PM (w+Z9D)

559 Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 05:21 PM (dm05u)

560 Funny where the YouTube algorithm takes you.

Robin Trower "Bridge of Sighs".

Top comment is best...

I don't always listen to the song, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 05:21 PM (OE84+)

561 My angel is the centerfold (angel is the centerfold)!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:21 PM (I2dne)

562 I could listen to some Bill Withers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 05:21 PM (xfb67)

563
Bwahahahahaha.

Chump change.

Posted by: Hillary at March 11, 2019 05:21 PM (CDGwz)

564 Nood btw

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 05:21 PM (BXMxN)

565 instead of the MSM attacks on Tucker and JudgeJeanine, we should be hearing a lot more about the audition AOC did to get her job of being a puppet for YoungTurks (named for a genocidal "hate group")


They feed her the lines, she fumbles them out there, with no real ability to argue her monologues.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2019 05:21 PM (Cus5s)

566 It appears I've arrived at the ear worm thread.

*hurries away*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2019 05:21 PM (ptqGC)

567 Damn you Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 05:22 PM (C/oM9)

568 Yeah Sha Na Na Na at Woodstock seems wierd but... in 1968 the doo wop era was just a decade earlier. That's like having, I dunno, Justin Bieber at your rock festival now. A decade is nothing in popular music these days. Back then the music was changing really fast.

I watched one of those "kids react" videos about Queen (spoiler: they liked it) and the host said that these were songs from the 1970s (kids gasp!). I mean 1970 is not that long ago to me but for a ten year old its.... 40 years ago. But Queen is pretty relevant and cool today still.

I was born in 1965. Forty years before that, Cab Calloway and Al Jolson were big names. The top hits of 1925 were stuff like Tea for Two and Yes Sir, That's My Baby.

That's how much music changed, then... it stopped.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+)

569 I've found that in the world of sales Chinese customers don't do win-win, they only do "I win, you lose."



Is that racist?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (aCNZ6)

Hmm. That won't work with Trump. Brutal tariffs, here we come?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:22 PM (NMAzL)

570 Hot Child In The City.

Doesn't come creepier than that shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 05:16 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
Pistol Packin' Prostitutes in the music video

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 05:22 PM (I2dne)

571 Ain't no sunshine when sheeees gooooooooone....
I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I knowI know I knowI know I know I know I know I know
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (9oE3U)


Love his voice, but MAN he's got some depressing lyrics goin on.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 05:22 PM (Zz0t1)

572 I'll have me one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 05:22 PM (t6MX/)

573


There are numerous songs from the 70's about sexing 16 year old gals.Wasn't all that outrageous before helicopter parents made childhood go to 26.
Posted by: steevy


Something, something, cause and effect.

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 05:22 PM (w+Z9D)

574

**clears throat**

And Im walkin' on sunshine...yeah yeah
Im walkin' on sunshine...yeah yeah
Im walkin' on sunshine...yeah yeah
Im walkin' on sunshine...yeah yeah
Im walkin' on sunshine...yeah yeah


and dont it feel GOOD!!!





pikers.... the lot of you.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 05:22 PM (8XRCm)

575

You're as smooo--oooth as Tennessee whiskey,

You're as sweee-eeet as strawberry wine

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (w+Z9D)

576 BUT I SENT YOU AWAAAAY, OH MANDY!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 05:19 PM (oVJmc)
---
I just heard the Jerry Lewis version when I read that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (vDqXW)

577 Now my empty cup is as sweet as the punch!


(What-do-waaaaaah!)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

578 I met her in a club down in old Soho,
Where drink champagne
And it tastes just like coca cola,
C-O-L-A cola

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (aCNZ6)

579 She's just 16 years old.
Leave her alone, they say.

And by "they," I meant "the cops."

Posted by: Benny Mardonez at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (FJYfm)

580 569 I've found that in the world of sales Chinese customers don't do win-win, they only do "I win, you lose."

===

Now you get a big bruise!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 05:24 PM (dm05u)

581 550
Frickin' ABC news (sadly what I get listening to KSFO at top of hour) breathlessly reported that blacks and hispanics are breathing in more deadly air pollution than they cause. (whitey be killin' y'all, yo)

Oh, PLEASE!

The Jews, with those noses? They breath in twice as much as anybody else!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (oVJmc)



One of the great bits KSFO's Michael Savage used to have (I suspect the station management stopped him) was during the network top of the hour, when some obviously slanted Left ABC news soundbite was being announced, he would insert the sounds of sheep bleating "baa-baa-baa" as a backdrop while or after it was being announced.

I know a lot of you don't like Mr. Savage, and he does tend to (metaphorically) run around with his head on fire, but it is like Radio Free California to many of us out here.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (ujg0T)

582 The two cool things about the Guitarist who did Turnin' Japanese was his super-tight licks and his gigantic, ruinating penis.

Posted by: ace, trying to help at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

583
Ain't no sunshine when sheeees gooooooooone....


I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I
know I know I know I know I know I know I knowI know I know I knowI know
I knowI know I know I know I know I know

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 05:20 PM (9oE3U)

26 times. Yup.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:25 PM (NMAzL)

584 Sings a song, sounds like she's singing
Ooo, baby, ooo

Said "Ooo"
And the days go by like a strand in the wind
In the web that is my own, I begin again

Said to my friend, baby, nothin' else mattered
He was no more than a baby then
Well he seemed broken hearted
Something within him
But the moment that I first laid
Eyes on him, all alone

On the edge of... seventeen
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song, sounds like she's singing
I said "Ooo, baby, ooo"
Said "Ooo"
Just like the white winged dove

Sings a song, sounds like she's singing
I said "Ooo, baby, ooo"
Said "Ooo"




Posted by: I'm a typical public school teacher at March 11, 2019 05:26 PM (rXNHm)

585 Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:26 PM (NMAzL)

586 That's how much music changed, then... it stopped.


Think of how many musical trends there were from the 60's through the 80's. Major stylistic shifts. Back then, if you didn't come out with an album every year (preferably even sooner) and tour relentlessly, you were washed up.

Today, it's no big deal for a band to go 3-5 years, even more between albums. Kinda weird actually. I don't know if it's because people have the attention span of a gnat, or in spite of it. But there's been no big stylistic movements since the early-mid 90's that I can put my finger on.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 11, 2019 05:27 PM (sLicW)

587 What was that one that went: mony mony, mony mony, mony mony, mony mony, mony mony, mony mony?

Posted by: keena at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (RiTnx)

588 576 BUT I SENT YOU AWAAAAY, OH MANDY!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 05:19 PM (oVJmc)
---
I just heard the Jerry Lewis version when I read that.
Posted by: Axeman at March 11, 2019 05:23 PM (vDqXW)

You know that song is about a dog, right? A spaniel, I think.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK8)

589 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (39g3+)

*************
Hey, you're playing my song.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2019 05:30 PM (hECVl)

590 peachy newd

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 05:31 PM (dm05u)

591

487


Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round!
Posted by: imp


Read the thread, Miley

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 05:32 PM (w+Z9D)

592 Read the thread, Miley

Posted by: imp at March 11, 2019 05:32 PM (w+Z9D)

That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 11, 2019 05:34 PM (NMAzL)

593 freshly cooked breakfast sausage for corgis at the NOOD

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 11, 2019 06:19 PM (sy5kK)

594 158 I might mention no competition,massive omnipresent hype and it is a Marvel movie with a built in audience.
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 04:40 PM (BXMxN)

I am praying for a big, big, yuge drop off next weekend.

But I fear the movie is going to confirm their narrative.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:41 PM (bcbK


People were seeing Cap Marvel toys in the clearance bin in stores before the movie opened....they can cook some books but likely not all of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2019 06:27 PM (FTPn0)

595 Is it me, or do ALL of the Never Trumpers have close ties to the Bush family?

Posted by: fretlesst at March 11, 2019 06:31 PM (sGtp+)

596 475 I dunno, I think Irving heard about it on his way to Berlin...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 11, 2019 11:52 PM (NDlpU)

597 this is the same Mike Murphey who has committed other unethical and criminal acts associated with political campaigns. I think he gave debate prep tapes to GWBs opponent.

Posted by: sdharms at March 12, 2019 07:01 AM (iBnSX)

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