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Pieter Bruegel the Elder He is one of those artists I almost never see, but am amazed anew when I finally crawl out of my art bubble and take a gander at some of his stuff. When I think "Dutch Art," I almost never think about their fine renaissance painters because one hundred years later there is the Golden Age of Dutch painting, complete with the 800 lb gorilla: Rembrandt.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 09:25 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2019 09:26 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: monkeyful wrenchworker at March 06, 2019 09:26 AM (qR1v/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 09:26 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 09:27 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 09:27 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: navycopjoe aka AoShq's beloved token democrat at March 06, 2019 09:27 AM (bLfdc)
Nice little elm trees there.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 09:27 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 09:27 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 06, 2019 09:28 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: monkeyshines walrusmustache at March 06, 2019 09:28 AM (qR1v/)
Posted by: Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn at March 06, 2019 09:28 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 06, 2019 09:28 AM (huES0)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/323599/
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 09:28 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 09:28 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 06, 2019 09:29 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 09:29 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 09:29 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 09:29 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 06, 2019 09:29 AM (lwiT4)
Easy! You just don't lead em so much!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 09:29 AM (gC2IV)
and shoot lower they might be crawling
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 06, 2019 09:30 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 09:27 AM (mUa7G)
"satire that eludes interpretation" IOW a bad joke.
Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2019 09:30 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: monkeyshines walrusmustache at March 06, 2019 09:28 AM (qR1v/)
Tough crowd! Upgrade to the dry cardboard membership and it would have worked for you!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2019 09:30 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 06, 2019 09:30 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 06, 2019 09:29 AM (lwiT4)
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Ron Paul.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 09:30 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 09:31 AM (1beh4)
"How the Left went wrong on Islam" by Daniel Greenfield.
https://tinyurl.com/44jfhsv
Posted by: geoffb at March 06, 2019 09:31 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 09:32 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 06, 2019 09:28 AM (huES0)
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It was the style at the time. Right before the onion craze took over.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 09:32 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 09:32 AM (zmIJL)
Posted by: The Democrats at March 06, 2019 09:32 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2019 09:33 AM (sjdRT)
I'd like to thank American Kestrel for the reminder in the MR thread that today is AoSHQ "we pray for each other's progressive children" day. So many of our kids have lost the thought and bought the lie.
Won't you join us?
Posted by: booknlass at March 06, 2019 09:33 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Little Lupe at March 06, 2019 09:33 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 06, 2019 09:33 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 09:34 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2019 09:34 AM (YslsA)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/323599/
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 09:28 AM
The door are closing in on Hillary.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 09:34 AM (zmIJL)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 09:34 AM (zmIJL)
I don't have a joke for that, it just gives me the willies.
Posted by: TheHoser at March 06, 2019 09:34 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Hey. Macarena! at March 06, 2019 09:34 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2019 09:33 AM (sjdRT)
Lucky you. I've got "I Love the Flower Girl" by the Cowsills. (I know that's not the real title.)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 06, 2019 09:35 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 09:35 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: CA Token at March 06, 2019 09:35 AM (+8LG8)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 09:35 AM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Pink Floyd at March 06, 2019 09:36 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 09:36 AM (gC2IV)
Everything is a dirty word.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 09:36 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 06, 2019 09:35 AM (lwiT4)
now you've done it...thanks.
Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2019 09:37 AM (ykq7q)
God the Father can use evil to punish evil.
ain't it grand? it's funny, from a distance.
Posted by: booknlass at March 06, 2019 09:37 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Little Lupe at March 06, 2019 09:37 AM (Tyii7)
Head in sand.
Happy happy!
Smooshes all!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 09:38 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2019 09:34 AM (YslsA)
Surprised it is not an official govt program!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 06, 2019 09:38 AM (JFO2v)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/323523/
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 09:38 AM (BXMxN)
And Satan is still smiling.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 06, 2019 09:38 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 09:38 AM (ymnmz)
A new magazine cover of the dem 2020 hopefuls. That's Hillary skulking around in the back, dressed in black.
That's really funny. I'm tempted to mock up that cover!
Posted by: minutiae whargarble at March 06, 2019 09:38 AM (qR1v/)
Looks like Media types circa 2009 waiting for Obama. Kneepads...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2019 09:38 AM (zBaqJ)
Oh.
Hi.
Posted by: Just Walk Away Renee at March 06, 2019 09:38 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 09:35 AM (gC2IV)
and pad the bollards full fall ahead
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 06, 2019 09:39 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2019 09:39 AM (sjdRT)
Phlebotomists. Shit. Why do they get such a fancy title?
Posted by: The Union of Concerned Leeches at March 06, 2019 09:39 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Little Lupe at March 06, 2019 09:37 AM (Tyii7)
The Cow-Fart-Sills?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2019 09:39 AM (zBaqJ)
God the Father can use evil to punish evil.
ain't it grand? it's funny, from a distance.
Posted by: booknlass at March 06, 2019 09:37 AM (xIKXj)
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It's only going to get really funny when the new flagship comedy on the BBC is about a Muslim family that stones gays on weekends to strengthen their bonds as a family.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 09:40 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 09:40 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 09:40 AM (xqdqQ)
And Satan is still smiling.
Err...ah...the bastahd keeps stealing my vodker.
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at March 06, 2019 09:41 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 06, 2019 09:41 AM (ihU8z)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 06, 2019 09:41 AM (Hx3Yn)
The three amputees all have some type of apparently wood kneepad type devices for walking,. The one in the middle has wooden peg extensions on his "prostheses", either to gain height or perhaps to adjust for a leg length discrepancy.
They do not appear to have limb deformities (such as clubfoot or phocomelia) so I wonder if they are war veterans, crippled by lower extremity injuries.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)
He is definitely discussed more at the higher levels, but I concentrated on other areas.
Posted by: Kris at March 06, 2019 09:42 AM (OyyDO)
And, yes, that was sarcastic.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 09:43 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 09:43 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: The Band at March 06, 2019 09:43 AM (h020I)
Album cover - Van Halen Fair Warning Part II
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 09:44 AM (veoSD)
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Don't worry Hillz. I assumed you were lying. I always assume you're lying.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 09:44 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 06, 2019 09:45 AM (HtLSE)
Album cover - Van Halen Fair Warning Part II
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 09:44 AM (veoSD)
yes! That's what it reminded me of!
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 09:45 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at March 06, 2019 09:46 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 09:46 AM (CDGwz)
The word Phlebotomist derives from Olde Peruvian and contains the word root PHLE- which means 'flea' and the word root BOT- which means 'bite'. It is thought by some that the name refers to the biting sting and blood sucking action of the common sand flea. Flea-bite-amists.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 09:47 AM (m45I2)
I like his "Blind leading the Blind". Read somewhere that an ophthalmologist could diagnose cause of blindness for each man in the pic.
Yeah, life was pretty damn grim.
Posted by: Sal at March 06, 2019 09:47 AM (wR64M)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 09:47 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 06, 2019 09:41 AM (Hx3Yn)
opposite issue of the last buggy whip maker
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 06, 2019 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 09:47 AM (gmo/4)
The word Phlebotomist derives from Olde Peruvian and contains the word root PHLE- which means 'flea' and the word root BOT- which means 'bite'. It is thought by some that the name refers to the biting sting and blood sucking action of the common sand flea. Flea-bite-amists.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 09:47 AM (m45I2)
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Great. Now I have that Moana song stuck in my head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 09:47 AM (XSSCs)
And, yes, that was sarcastic.
Posted by: Northern Lurker
They are from the LA street gang, "The Crips".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 09:48 AM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 09:48 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Vic at March 06, 2019 09:48 AM (mpXpK)
Little Known Previously Unheard of Muldoon Fact #873:
The word Phlebotomist derives from Olde Peruvian and contains the
word root PHLE- which means 'flea' and the word root BOT- which means
'bite'. It is thought by some that the name refers to the biting sting
and blood sucking action of the common sand flea. Flea-bite-amists.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 09:47 AM (m45I2)
Hater.
Posted by: Phlebotomists Local 974 at March 06, 2019 09:48 AM (sjdRT)
Hillary: Owww! I'm not ready to close the door on running. I think my nose is broken.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 09:48 AM (zmIJL)
Looking at this painting makes me try to imagine how difficult it must have been to be an amputee then.
I don't have a joke for that, it just gives me the willies.
Posted by: TheHoser at March 06, 2019 09:34 AM (IDjUx)
Beware the chicken.
Posted by: The Cripple in the Buster Scruggs Coen Brothers flick at March 06, 2019 09:49 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 09:49 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: The Band
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Rivulet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 09:49 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at March 06, 2019 09:49 AM (Tyii7)
Looks like a fez, a China hat, a min-Pope hat, a Che Guevera beanie and a bowler with a piece of paper stuck in the hat band like he's at Dick's Last Resort.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 09:49 AM (YA914)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 06, 2019 09:49 AM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 09:49 AM (sX1BW)
The word Phlebotomist derives from Olde Peruvian and contains the word root PHLE- which means 'flea' and the word root BOT- which means 'bite'. It is thought by some that the name refers to the biting sting and blood sucking action of the common sand flea. Flea-bite-amists.
Will this be on the final?
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 09:49 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 09:46 AM (CDGwz)
In Socialism then you would be allowed to steal his shoes! From ability to need!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 06, 2019 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muldoon
They caught a whiff of grape(shot).
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 09:50 AM (IxRYM)
Hillary: Owww! I'm not ready to close the door on running. I think my nose is broken.
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*hands bottle of Scorned Woman hot sauce*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 09:50 AM (CDGwz)
Judge told him his case didn't have a leg to stand on.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 06, 2019 09:51 AM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2019 09:51 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 09:51 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 09:52 AM (CPk08)
A little mood music:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5jxdv58
Posted by: Sal at March 06, 2019 09:52 AM (wR64M)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 09:52 AM (d8iVQ)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 09:52 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Frederica Wilson at March 06, 2019 09:52 AM (hjaPQ)
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 09:52 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 06, 2019 09:52 AM (ihU8z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Scorned Woman would make a great band name for an all female screeching metal band.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 09:52 AM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 09:53 AM (Bdeb0)
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 09:52 AM (4knXT)
They all have their arms.
So technically they're all better off than her.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 06, 2019 09:53 AM (MPuQT)
Posted by: Muldoon
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Tristram Shandy's Uncle Toby received 'A wound upon his groin'. I'm tempted to post the excerpt from the book (I have before), but it would be Wall-o-text, and not everyone is into their second cup of coffee.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 09:53 AM (CDGwz)
These guys are part of the dutch flooding early warning system. When the levee breaks (you've got no place to go) and the water level reaches the noses of these guys, the dutch know it's about to get real.
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 09:40 AM (gmo/4)
When I retire I'm gonna get one of those Dutch flood abatement jobs part-time, sticking fingers in dykes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 09:53 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 09:54 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 09:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Muldoon
They caught a whiff of grape(shot).
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Not so sure about that. The three whose limbs are completely visible uniformly have their feet off at the ankles. Cannon wounds would show more randomness. The guy wearing a loaf of bread on his head appears to be wearing boots, so I don't know what's up with him.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 06, 2019 09:54 AM (Hx3Yn)
What's the difference between a Phlebotomist and a Urologist?
One draws blood, and the other scoops chunks of prostate out of you by sticking a hose up your dick.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 09:54 AM (CPk08)
"On a happier note, the first muslim appointed to the house of lords has just been charged with raping a minor."
So they've got that going for them.
P.S. Also regarding the UK free porn ban he posts:
"After Brexit, we've Pornxit."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2019 09:54 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 09:53 AM (CDGwz)
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I love that book.
And the movie, which everyone has forgotten about (if they knew it existed to begin with).
Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story staring Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 09:54 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Blade Runner Blues at March 06, 2019 09:54 AM (Q40dT)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 09:53 AM (veoSD)
Meh. It's not all roses and unicorns.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 06, 2019 09:55 AM (4knXT)
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Mike, honest question, did you actually read all of Tristram Shandy?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 09:55 AM (2LelM)
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Yeah, boy, those were the good old days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 09:49 AM
It is to be on the final solution.
Posted by: Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Hamas at March 06, 2019 09:55 AM (zmIJL)
For you puck fans - the Lightning are for real. Scary good - amazing atmosphere at Amalie Arena.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 06, 2019 09:56 AM (4DLsM)
Posted by: President Barry O'Stumblefuck at March 06, 2019 09:56 AM (hjaPQ)
On the road to Damascus, Saul became Paul, and Paul learned to goad.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 09:56 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 06, 2019 09:56 AM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 09:55 AM (2LelM)
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I'm not Mike, but I've read it all and loved it.
I've also read Ulysses by Joyce. Twice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 09:56 AM (XSSCs)
willowed on previous:
islam and marrying your brother, of mother or father , no I didn't know that was actually a thing that was accepted
I understand this also contributes to the low IQ average of nations where incest or cousin marriage is more common.
Discover magazine: http://tinyurl.com/bqc7nuk
Posted by: McCool at March 06, 2019 09:57 AM (tWnED)
Brit Pornexit. What a joke. Best of intentions will get them nowhere.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 09:57 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 09:55 AM (2LelM)
It's a great book. Pressing flowers, maiming racoons, settling domestic disputes, or in the fireplace at Christmas.
A good read, too.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 09:57 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: McCool at March 06, 2019 09:57 AM (tWnED)
Hillary wasn't trying to "close the door" on 2020 when she said she wasn't running.LOL
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Don't worry Hillz. I assumed you were lying. I always assume you're lying.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 09:44 AM (+y/Ru)
And so it begins, the 9 month long begging for Hilary to run while she demurs over and over before finally relenting to the unprecedented call for her to run for president AGAIN, for the third time!
LOL maybe she can break the glass ceiling on number of failed attempts.
Posted by: The guy who says "And so it begins" at March 06, 2019 09:57 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 09:57 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: rickb223
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I wish I thought about it at the time, I would have sent her a bottle: http://tinyurl.com/yy2bxeg5
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 09:58 AM (CDGwz)
P.S. Also regarding the UK free porn ban he posts:
"After Brexit, we've Pornxit."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)
I find it amusing to see how socialists are always more prudish than the most rabid US Bible-thumping stereotype. It's like all those stories about how leftists have better sex are just a matter of compensating for something.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 09:58 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 09:58 AM (DQjsT)
Maybe severe rickets?
Posted by: Sal at March 06, 2019 09:58 AM (wR64M)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 09:58 AM (zmIJL)
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Why?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 09:57 AM (2LelM)
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The first time was for school.
A few years after, I was getting back into reading and I remembered that I had blown through the last 200-300 pages of Ulysses in one evening. "I need to give it another shot," I said to myself.
So, I did, and I actually got it the second time through. It's absolutely fantastic.
Finnegan's Wake, though, is unreadable mush.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM (XSSCs)
CNN Chief Legal Analyst: Unlike Trump, Obama Had No Scandals
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Yeah, boy, those were the good old days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)
Does he have a list? I'd like to see his list. The word "scandal" has lost it's meaning. THANKS MSM!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM (ymnmz)
Selective Enforcement Lowers Crime Best!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM (dy5uS)
One draws blood, and the other scoops chunks of prostate out of you by sticking a hose up your dick.
******
Okay, I was going to say, the phlebotomist pricks your finger while the urologist fingers your prick...
...but yours is funny, in a sort of cringe-inducing way.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM (m45I2)
Zod knows this book well.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)
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Because the Paolo has spent time with your wife while you wandered around impotently?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 10:00 AM (zmIJL)
Posted by: McCool at March 06, 2019 09:57 AM
I saved your ass with a strategically placed [/i] in my nic. No barrel for you but my car needs washing.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 10:00 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:00 AM (sX1BW)
I've also read Ulysses by Joyce. Twice.
There's no way to read it once. You have to keep going back over chunks to figure out where you are. I've read Finnegan's Wake about 9 times and never got properly through it. maybe to page 12.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 10:00 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 10:00 AM (DQjsT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM (XSSCs)
This is not correct.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:00 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:00 AM (aBj10)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:01 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM
Yoohoo! I'm ready to fling thome woo your way, thweetheart. Do you need an ethcort to 'Hamilton'?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 10:01 AM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 10:01 AM (DQjsT)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM
Yoohoo! I'm ready to fling thome woo your way, thweetheart. Do you need an ethcort to 'Hamilton'?
Cory Booker
There, fixed it.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 10:01 AM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Liar with a Very Expensive Pipe at March 06, 2019 10:01 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM (XSSCs)
Yes she said and then Zod did the thing in her mouth and yes she said and then the policeman shone the flashlight in the car window yes and then I said yes and she said yes.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:01 AM (Bdeb0)
I've also read Ulysses by Joyce. Twice.
There's no way to read it once. You have to keep going back over chunks to figure out where you are. I've read Finnegan's Wake about 9 times and never got properly through it. maybe to page 12.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 10:00 AM (CPk0
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Finnegan's Wake is on another level from Ulysses in terms of Joyce's embrace of gobbledygook language. Ulysses's use of stream of consciousness works quite well. It's use of allusion and style is on point.
Finnegan's Wake? It's just mush.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:01 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: McCool at March 06, 2019 10:02 AM (tWnED)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 09:55 AM (2LelM)
It's a great book. Pressing flowers, maiming racoons, settling domestic disputes, or in the fireplace at Christmas.
A good read, too.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut
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Yes, and no. The Greek portions are not translated in my copy, so that portion remains unread.
When the the thread inadvertently slips into math, I have a penchant for posting that portion wherein Uncle Toby tries to figure where the shot came from that wounded him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:02 AM (CDGwz)
We accept her.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:02 AM (Bdeb0)
137 130 Mike, honest question, did you actually read all of Tristram Shandy?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 09:55 AM (2LelM)
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I'm not Mike, but I've read it all and loved it.
I've also read Ulysses by Joyce. Twice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 09:56 AM (XSSCs)
Hmmm. I'm reminded of someone's snark that NO ONE watches the movie Network more than once. They watch it because it really is an important film, the greatest film criticism of the news industry, but it's such a tough slog that no one actually ENJOYS it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 10:02 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 06, 2019 10:02 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 06, 2019 10:02 AM (Tyii7)
We haven't heard much from Miss Lindsey lately. Usually he sticks his two cents into every controversy.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 09:58 AM
He was at CPAC a couple days ago. Said it was a rough start with Trump but they've ironed things out. Said they discovered they had something in common, that he likes Trump and Trump likes Trump.
I chuckled.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 10:02 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 10:03 AM (t6MX/)
Let me guess, you jerk off with dry 80 grit sandpaper too?
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:03 AM (aBj10)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 09:55 AM (2LelM)
It's a great book. Pressing flowers, maiming racoons, settling domestic disputes, or in the fireplace at Christmas.
A good read, too.
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I started it, but tired of regressions inside of regressions after awhile. It is humorous, though.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:03 AM (2LelM)
...but yours is funny, in a sort of cringe-inducing way.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM (m45I2)
Among all my acquaintances, I am the go-to guy for medical cringe.
You should worry if you find it funny. I mean, I'm the only person I know who does.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 10:03 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 06, 2019 10:03 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 06, 2019 10:03 AM (Lr3FA)
And so it begins, the 9 month long begging for Hilary to run while she demurs over and over before finally relenting to the unprecedented call for her to run for president AGAIN, for the third time!
LOL maybe she can break the glass ceiling on number of failed attempts.
Posted by: The guy who says "And so it begins" at March 06, 2019 09:57 AM (ymnmz)
Reminds me of "Waiting for Mario" (Cuomo).
Wonder if Young Andrew is considering throwing his cap into the ring, as well.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 06, 2019 10:03 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 10:04 AM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 06, 2019 10:02 AM
Robyn Roberts "interviewed" him. She was really tough but fair to Jussie even though she was totes skeptical (in her own opinion) so I'm sure she really put R. Kelly on the spot.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 10:04 AM (zmIJL)
But diversity...
Posted by: Sal at March 06, 2019 10:04 AM (wR64M)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 10:04 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:03 AM (aBj10)
LMAO
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2019 10:04 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Man with the Pointy Wiener at March 06, 2019 10:05 AM (Hx3Yn)
A little mood music:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5jxdv58
Posted by: Sal at March 06, 2019 09:52 AM (wR64M)
Just saw the movie "The Death of Stalin" the other day. Very good. Funny. It's satisfying to see the [redacted] lying helpless on the floor in a puddle of his own urine.
Posted by: Kris at March 06, 2019 10:05 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Billy Ray Von Valentine, on the far right at March 06, 2019 10:05 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 06, 2019 10:05 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: HA at March 06, 2019 10:05 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 06, 2019 10:05 AM (Lr3FA)
Posted by: Liar with a Very Expensive Pipe at March 06, 2019 10:01 AM (hjaPQ)
LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:05 AM (4knXT)
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Good point, you are likely correct. And at the same time most reasons for an amputation (e.g. wound infection => gangrene) would be unilateral as well.
I suppose they could all have had a lower limb wasting condition such as severe spina bifida, or possibly severe clubfoot and had an amputation for that reason, but generally clubfooted children before modern medical techniques would have just kept the deformed feet and walked either with crutches or on the sides of the deformed feet.
So, in the absence of anyone with real knowledge of the painting, 'tis a mystery.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:00 AM (aBj10
....
Early Dutch handicapped and crippled individials were forced to sell corn dogs to receive alms outside of Mass.
The Dutch did not want to encourage a welfare mentality and required beggars to work for their alms.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at March 06, 2019 10:06 AM (YA914)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2019 10:06 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 10:07 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: HA at March 06, 2019 10:05 AM (MAstk)
I suppose they'll be taking out the anti-Jewish bias language next.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 06, 2019 10:07 AM (Lr3FA)
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I have no idea what you're talking about. Ooby-bob de bibbity boo.
Posted by: Carlos II at March 06, 2019 10:07 AM (Hx3Yn)
Yes.
Resume your illiteracy.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:07 AM (Bdeb0)
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Speaking of which, didja watch Leaving Neverland? Absolutely cringe inducing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:07 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sal at March 06, 2019 09:47 AM (wR64M)
Maybe we should mandate a walk through any art museum with renaissance art as a requirement for voting....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: mindful webworker at March 06, 2019 10:08 AM (qR1v/)
I suppose they'll be taking out the anti-Jewish bias language next.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 06, 2019 10:07 AM (Lr3FA)
Shapeshifters don't deserve rights! Reeeee
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 10:08 AM (dy5uS)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:08 AM (aBj10)
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 06, 2019 10:09 AM (9tsvb)
The Dutch did not want to encourage a welfare mentality and required beggars to work for their alms.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at March 06, 2019 10:06 AM (YA914
Then in the 1600's feverish speculation in wieners led to the Great Corndog Bubble that permanently destroyed the economies of the Hanseatic League.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:09 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: HA at March 06, 2019 10:05 AM
Three arrogant freshman muzzies in Congress have more power than is warranted by their lowly positions.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 10:09 AM (zmIJL)
And, yes, that was sarcastic.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 09:43 AM (JgA4k)
Peglegs, maybe?
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=k7FutKCoM8o
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:09 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:07 AM (+y/Ru)
Michael Jackson, benevolent friend of children.
Whodathunkit.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:09 AM (Bdeb0)
Stop the presses!!! CNBC - Sources say President Trump wants a good stock market run to help his reelection chances. Can you imagine a booming market and economy going into an election? What other terrible plans does he have in store for us?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2019 10:10 AM (OLCnA)
Leadership: Democrats 2020
click nic
h/t CBD & JuJuBee
Posted by: mindful webworker at March 06, 2019 10:08 AM
Excellent!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 10:10 AM (zmIJL)
Posted by: HA
Step one: piss on the goat fuckers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 10:10 AM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 10:10 AM (dy5uS)
https://tinyurl.com/y4v89yn5
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 06, 2019 10:11 AM (sLicW)
No, I haven't seen it yet.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 06, 2019 10:11 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2019 09:59 AM (dy5uS)
I guess the Iranians just got tired of fucking the livestock.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 10:11 AM (3sjI6)
Seems like the group was moving from left to right and toward the rear and someone out of frame accosted them, causing a couple of them to turn back and look. Perhaps an almsgiver. Hopefully not a cripple-heckler.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 10:11 AM (NWiLs)
Ah, yes... illiterate : one who can't stand authors jerking off with prose.
Or, the people who pretend to enjoy them.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:11 AM (aBj10)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2019 10:10 AM (OLCnA)
This could only be accomplished with more Russian collusion.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:11 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 10:12 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:12 AM (ptqGC)
time most reasons for an amputation (e.g. wound infection =>
gangrene) would be unilateral as well.
I suppose they could all have had a lower limb wasting condition
such as severe spina bifida, or possibly severe clubfoot and had an
amputation for that reason, but generally clubfooted children before
modern medical techniques would have just kept the deformed feet and
walked either with crutches or on the sides of the deformed feet.
So, in the absence of anyone with real knowledge of the painting, 'tis a mystery.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)Leg wounds were often axes or traffic accidents. People were always getting mangled by wagon wheels. Horse and carriage transportation in cities was apallingly dangerous.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 10:12 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at March 06, 2019 10:12 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Kris at March 06, 2019 10:12 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:12 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)
Bloody Dutch artists. Never any spare change.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 10:12 AM (3sjI6)
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——Endless is the search of Truth.
No sooner was my uncle Toby satisfied which road the cannon-ball did not go, but he was insensibly led on, and resolved in his mind to enquire and find out which road the ball did go: For which purpose he was obliged to set off afresh with old Maltus, and studied him devoutly.—He proceeded next to Galileo and Torricellius, wherein, by certain Geometrical rules, infallibly laid down, he found the precise path to be a PARABOLA—or else an HYPERBOLA,—and that the parameter, or latus rectum, of the conic section of the said path, was to the quantity and amplitude in a direct ratio, as the whole line to the sine of double the angle of incidence, formed by the breech upon an horizontal plane;—and that the semiparameter,——stop! my dear uncle Toby——stop!—go not one foot farther into this thorny and bewildered track,—intricate are the steps! intricate are the
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mazes of this labyrinth! intricate are the troubles which the pursuit of this bewitching phantom KNOWLEDGE will bring upon thee.—O my uncle;—fly—fly,—fly from it as from a serpent.——Is it fit——goodnatured man! thou should’st sit up, with the wound upon thy groin, whole nights baking thy blood with hectic watchings?——Alas! ’twill exasperate thy symptoms,—check thy perspirations—evaporate thy spirits—waste thy animal strength, dry up thy radical moisture, bring thee into a costive habit of body,——impair thy health,——and hasten all the infirmities of thy old age.—O my uncle! my uncle Toby.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:13 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:11 AM (aBj10)
The Citizen.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:13 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:13 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Someguy
If they're not good enough for their own family, how can they be good enough for yours?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 10:13 AM (IxRYM)
That Illinois abortion bill in the Morning Report makes me sick to my stomach.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 06, 2019 10:13 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Sporkatus
I call it; "the media in the age of Trump"
Posted by: Michelle(don't shoot; I'm unarmed) Fields at March 06, 2019 10:13 AM (6rX0K)
"I just sawed off a man's leg below the knee, and sealed it with a bucket of boiling tar"
"Doesn't that hurt?"
"Not if you pick it up by the handle, no."
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 10:13 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 10:14 AM (DQjsT)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:14 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:00 AM (aBj10)
They like corn dogs?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2019 10:14 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 10:14 AM (zO1cf)
Ahura Mazda compels obedience and sister-humping, not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:14 AM (4knXT)
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Also anti-vaccers
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:14 AM (sX1BW)
LOL maybe she can break the glass ceiling on number of failed attempts.
Posted by: The guy who says "And so it begins" at March 06, 2019 09:57 AM (ymnmz)
I have doubts majors in the Dem party are "begging " her to run. My guess is either Cory Booker or Kamala Harris ends up the nominee.
Clinton cannot stop hinting she might run. It keeps her in the spotlight and allows her to collect fees for speaking engagements, whether from the media, colleges, etc.
And I"m not counting Biden in either. He appears to poll well, which the Communists will use as a template for Booker's statements, comments, etc. But no way will they allow him on the ticket as he will be pushing 79 if elected, and the young communists in the Dem party are not going to allow it.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 10:15 AM (Cg47K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)
Seconded. Make'em read Moll Flanders too. Or anything written before 1800.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 10:15 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers-Kotex at March 06, 2019 10:15 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:15 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Glass Ceiling at March 06, 2019 10:15 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2019 10:15 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 10:15 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:00 AM (aBj10)
They were sponsored by Fletcher's.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:16 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:16 AM (sX1BW)
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So, does that include criticizing the Saudis on how they dealt with Khashoggi?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 06, 2019 10:16 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 06, 2019 10:16 AM (dYe5S)
Gotta give Non-Binary Ben props for putting the Robin Roberts fiasco in
the proper context: that she flat-out admitted that she's abdicated any
pretense of practicing journalism. I mean, most of them are the same
(while lying about it) but Roberts just completely dropped the mask.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 10:14 AM (DQjsT)
YEP, can't say you got played if you are in on the con.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:16 AM (ymnmz)
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I have no idea what you're talking about. Ooby-bob de bibbity boo.
Posted by: Carlos II at March 06, 2019 10:07 AM (Hx3Yn)
*****
IIIIIT'S Supercalifamilialadenomatouspolyposis!
Even though the sound of it something quite atrocious, but if you breed with cousins and have it you'll always be precocious!!
It's supercalifamilialadenomatouspolyposis!
Hum diddle diddle diddle hum diddy I !
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 06, 2019 10:16 AM (9tsvb)
VP nominee. The ticket will be white male, intersectional male/female (probably female).
The VP nominee will not be Kyrsten Sinema.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:16 AM (Bdeb0)
Bernie Sanders contributions are really rolling in. Half of them from some guy named Vladimir.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 10:16 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 10:12 AM (1ISKN)
Redundant.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2019 10:17 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 10:18 AM (zO1cf)
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:18 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 10:11 AM (NWiLs)
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Not hung over in the least, but I do have dirt on my forehead. The lady at the Hallmark store was kind enough not to mention it. She may even have recognized it for what it was.
This is a sad picture.
Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2019 10:18 AM (U5tDi)
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Gotta give Non-Binary Ben props for putting the Robin Roberts fiasco in
the proper context: that she flat-out admitted that she's abdicated any
pretense of practicing journalism. I mean, most of them are the same
(while lying about it) but Roberts just completely dropped the mask.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2019 10:14 AM (DQjsT)
YEP, can't say you got played if you are in on the con.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:16 AM (ymnmz)
She should lose her job; or at a minimum take an unpayed leave with an abject apology as the lead to her TV show and then back to sports broadcasting only.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:18 AM (ymnmz)
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The idea that Englishmen own England has to be dealt with harshly and immediately. This could easily get out of hand quite quickly.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:18 AM (2LelM)
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Check out the photo.
https://bit.ly/2VERIyI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: R. Kelly at March 06, 2019 10:19 AM (aBj10)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:09 AM (4knXT)
I've read that theory as well.
Honestly, it's more complicated. The outbreak of plague and pox forced corn dog producers to move away from the previously acceptable use of rat and other vermin meats and towards domesticated livestock. The added production costs crippled the fledgling corn dog industry, no pun intended.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at March 06, 2019 10:19 AM (YA914)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2019 10:20 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:18 AM (sX1BW)
His depiction of Lionel Joseph from the African Education Conference was unforgettable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:20 AM (4knXT)
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Check out the photo.
https://bit.ly/2VERIyI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
You can just see her struggling against the flight instinct.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2019 10:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 10:20 AM (m45I2)
And I said "hey buddy, got any shoes you're not using?"
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at March 06, 2019 10:21 AM (PgSJG)
I once read an article by a medical doctor who tried to diagnose the
disease of a figure in a work by Giotto(?). It was a fresco of Peter
healing the cripple from the Book of Acts. Art is being used by a lot of
other disciplines as practice for their upcoming careers -- Pre-meds
diagnosing illnesses, police honing their observation skills, etc.
Posted by: Kris at March 06, 2019 10:12 AM (OyyDO)
Oh heck, there's a whole genre of medicine in pictorial art.
The most famous (recently) is probably Michaelangelo's "Night", in which the (left I think) breast has changes that have been assigned to breast cancer.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 10:21 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Billy Ray Von Valentine, on the far right at March 06, 2019 10:21 AM (QLvwG)
You insisted. Consider them returned. With disinterest.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:21 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2019 10:21 AM (U5tDi)
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See Prince Charles
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:21 AM (sX1BW)
And so it begins, the 9 month long begging for Hilary to run while she
demurs over and over before finally relenting to the unprecedented call
for her to run for president AGAIN, for the third time!
LOL maybe she can break the glass ceiling on number of failed attempts.
Posted by: The guy who says "And so it begins" at March 06, 2019 09:57 AM (ymnmz)
I have doubts majors in the Dem party are "begging " her to run. My
guess is either Cory Booker or Kamala Harris ends up the nominee.
Clinton cannot stop hinting she might run. It keeps her in the
spotlight and allows her to collect fees for speaking engagements,
whether from the media, colleges, etc.
And I"m not counting Biden in either. He appears to poll well, which
the Communists will use as a template for Booker's statements,
comments, etc. But no way will they allow him on the ticket as he will
be pushing 79 if elected, and the young communists in the Dem party are
not going to allow it.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 10:15 AM (Cg47K)
Hillary is a vain old woman, if the didn't have the press buttering her up as though she were American Royalty all she would have is Chubble, and her perving husband, and her crooked graft dependent foundation.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:22 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 10:22 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)
Maybe the canals of Amsterdam had alligators in those days.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:22 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 06, 2019 10:22 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:23 AM (aBj10)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:23 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at March 06, 2019 10:23 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 10:22 AM (JgA4k)
If the last word you read was "Yes," congratulations.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:23 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 10:22 AM (JgA4k)
I clearly remember the frontispiece. It had a very nice font.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:23 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Johnny Winters - Attacked by a Shark at March 06, 2019 10:22 AM (Ywu4d)
Hey.
I got yelled at for doing math yesterday......
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:23 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:07 AM (Bdeb0)
Reminds me, I saw a licence plate on a car last evening: 002 ZOD. One of yours?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:24 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:09 AM (4knXT)
I've read that theory as well.
Honestly, it's more complicated. The outbreak of plague and pox forced corn dog producers to move away from the previously acceptable use of rat and other vermin meats and towards domesticated livestock. The added production costs crippled the fledgling corn dog industry, no pun intended.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at March 06, 2019 10:19 AM (YA914)
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And the replacement snack, herring-on-a-stick, just was never able to get any market share.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 06, 2019 10:24 AM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: StefanH at March 06, 2019 10:24 AM (3IdDP)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:24 AM (2LelM)
Here, this'll scratch your itch: Smokey Robinson sings Sarah Smile on Daryl's house.
https://tinyurl.com/y39xktz2
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 06, 2019 10:25 AM (KCxuz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:22 AM (nPGq2)
FUN FACT: The Dutch word for alligator is "amster." The amsterdam was designed to hold them back, but it was not 100% reliable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:25 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:24 AM (nPGq2)
KARS FOR ZOD.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:25 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 06, 2019 10:22 AM (JgA4k)
The James Joyce book ?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 10:25 AM (zO1cf)
spotlight and allows her to collect fees for speaking engagements,
whether from the media, colleges, etc.
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Downside: It might interfere with her and Bill's speaking tour.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:25 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: StefanH at March 06, 2019 10:24 AM (3IdDP)
He molests children. There's a whole host of things that are not right in that man's head.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:26 AM (IXZGh)
All this talk of corndogs reminds me that I had two hotdogs with kraut
for dinner last night. They were lovely (except for the fact that my
wife Microwaved the wieners causing all sorts of deformities). Wieners
should be warmed, ever so gently, in a warm bath. Stroking by female
hands is also a plus.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:24 AM (2LelM)
Stroke it and it turns into a set of luggage!
Posted by: Only The Punch Line at March 06, 2019 10:26 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Mmmmmmm. With kraut & mustard!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 10:26 AM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (zO1cf)
> Posted by: Carlos II
Sure, not everyone has an impeccable heritage like you, what with all eight of your great-grandparents being direct descendants of Joanna the Mad, and your mother and father not only being uncle and niece, but actually more closely genetically related than a normal brother and sister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (0OWcv)
In his Defense : Being Trapped in a closet has that effect on some people.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (aBj10)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:25 AM (CDGwz)
No, it really won't.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (zmIJL)
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Is it time to speak of Faulkner yet?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (2LelM)
Maybe the canals of Amsterdam had alligators in those days.
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Ach, Choot 'im, choot 'im Dieter! He gonn pop da line!! Choot 'im!
/Troy VanDerLandry "King of the Bayou"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 10:28 AM (m45I2)
In his Defense : Being Trapped in a closet has that effect on some people.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (aBj10)
Marcel Marceau: Trapped in a box
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:28 AM (IXZGh)
Never understood why anyone would want to defile a glorious hot dog with the toxic waste known as "kraut".
We fought two wars against those people, you know?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:28 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (zmIJL)
It was Gayle King. But,, they all interview alike.
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 10:28 AM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:28 AM (aBj10)
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:29 AM (sX1BW)
But she only has energy for one short performance a week.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 10:29 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:25 AM (CDGwz)
Is that still going on? Haven't heard a thing about it since the failure in Canada.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:29 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:29 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:25 AM (CDGwz)
Is that still going on? Haven't heard a thing about it since the failure in Canada.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:29 AM (IXZGh)
They're doing supermarket openings now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:29 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 06, 2019 10:30 AM (lwiT4)
But she only has energy for one short performance a week.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 10:29 AM (Cus5s)
Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:30 AM (IXZGh)
>>We fought two wars against those people, you know?
Hello? Frankfurter ringing any bells?
Don't be hater or give us our tasty sausages back. With kraut.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 10:30 AM (/tuJf)
Like that period in the career of the Rolling Stones where they were basically just propping Keith up on stage and turning his volume down real low.
Glad he got better. Don't think it's going to happen with Hillary.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:30 AM (0OWcv)
I clearly remember the frontispiece. It had a very nice font.
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Is it time to speak of Faulkner yet?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (2LelM)
Faulkner....broke me.
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at March 06, 2019 10:30 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:29 AM (CDGwz)
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Are you offering that as some kind of excuse?
Posted by: bluebell at March 06, 2019 10:31 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Sponge
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No idea. I think they decided to 'Postpone' it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:31 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:29 AM (sX1BW)
When Elizabeth Warren reads in "Red Leaves" that the Indians don't consider blacks good for either working or eating, well, yeah, the burning will probably commence...
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:31 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 06, 2019 10:31 AM (Lr3FA)
German cultural appropriation.
They're wieners. From Wienna. In Austria.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:31 AM (0OWcv)
Awesome.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:28 AM (aBj10)
If you ever wondered what a transcript of that show would look like, that's pretty damn spot on.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (IXZGh)
Get it? Got it? Learn it! Live it!
Posted by: Deputy Barney Fife, Grammar Patrol at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019
Franky, a furtive attempt to dog the Germans.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (YA914)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 06, 2019 10:31 AM
Next up: an original Oopsie! post.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (zmIJL)
Wait, shouldn't you be working on that newsletter?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: bluebell
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Nah. I always blame the DDT that I inhaled a child.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (xSo9G)
But she only has energy for one short performance a week.
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I'm thinking she is ever moving towards the cape. She will become America's Haile Salassie or Chang Kai Shiek. We will all wear dreads or top knots to honor her.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:33 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at March 06, 2019 10:30 AM (CPk0
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Like RBG's workout regimen!
Posted by: Candy-assed journalist at March 06, 2019 10:33 AM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 10:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at March 06, 2019 10:30 AM (CPk0
Birth broke you, twat.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:33 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Quasimodo at March 06, 2019 10:33 AM (OWGHC)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 10:33 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 06, 2019 10:33 AM (jwp44)
At the same time, I'm trying to organize the largest funeral reception I've done in a couple of years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:33 AM (ptqGC)
Alright! I order a general cease-and-desist of the word 'payed.' The
correct past tense of the word 'pay' is 'paid'. One more negligent
grammar discharge and it'll be a night in the slammer with Otis, the
town drunk for the lot of you.
Get it? Got it? Learn it! Live it!
Posted by: Deputy Barney Fife, Grammar Patrol at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (QLvwG)
The last time I used the incorrect past tense, it was only because someone payed me to do it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 10:34 AM (CPk08)
Odd painting, disturbing. Reminds me a bit of the cover of Van Halen's Fair Warning album.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2019 10:32 AM (xPJvm)
Yes it does.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:34 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:29 AM (sX1BW)
When Elizabeth Warren reads in "Red Leaves" that the Indians don't consider blacks good for either working or eating, well, yeah, the burning will probably commence...
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Most of his works were about white privilege.
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:34 AM (sX1BW)
I only heard a bit of his interview, the person interviewed was very impressive. I can't find where or who this center is, anyone know? Breitbart has nothing online regarding the interview and googling turns up nothing.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 10:34 AM (Cg47K)
You're either in on the joke or you're not.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 10:34 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:33 AM (ptqGC)
I know from experience you have to book the magician early.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:35 AM (4knXT)
"Captain Marvel" gets pedestrian quickly, and not helping the cause is Larson in the lead role. It's not inspired casting, coming up short in the authority department, finding Carol's scenes of pure power lackluster, while her line-readings are curiously zombified. Larson's a capable actress, but she seems bizarrely uncomfortable here, unable to settle in and give the effort the cinematic strength it deserves.
https://www.blu-ray.com/Captain-Marvel/381674/#Review
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:35 AM (XSSCs)
The most famous (recently) is probably Michaelangelo's "Night", in which the (left I think) breast has changes that have been assigned to breast cancer.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 10:21 AM (CPk0
Interesting.
Michelangelo never used female models, only doods. This is why his women look butchy and their bewbs look odd. Some explain that they look weird because he'd never seen them which is evidence he was gay.
Posted by: Kris at March 06, 2019 10:35 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2019 10:29 AM (4knXT)
By Grabthar's Hammer, they are cutting into our gigs.
Posted by: Alexander Dane at March 06, 2019 10:35 AM (QLvwG)
snipe hunt. Squatting in the dark on a moonless night holding a bag,
waiting vainly for a comprehensible sentence to run in, while your
friends are back around the campfire having a good laugh and eating
S'mores.
That's why I read Agatha Christie.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 06, 2019 10:35 AM (lwiT4)
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The 14th A protects your right to kill your child, but somehow doesn't cover cheap grocery bags.
What a waste of an amendment.
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:35 AM (sX1BW)
Get it? Got it? Learn it! Live it!
Posted by: Deputy Barney Fife
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He payed out the main halyard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:35 AM (xSo9G)
https://www.blu-ray.com/Captain-Marvel/381674/#Review
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:35 AM (XSSCs)
Get woke, fuck off.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:35 AM (IXZGh)
1. Was amputation a form of punishment back then, like cutting off the hands of thieves? And for what crime, jaywalking?
2. Are wheelchairs an advanced technology that hadn't yet been invented? I mean, it's a chair with wheels, seems simple enough.
3. Were cripples forced to wear identifying clothing items, like fur tails and lampshade-style hats, like prostitutes of the time having to wear green sleeves?
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (RfnqA)
I'm sure they didn't get the idea from their parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg
Will this be followed by the Simian Roundtable?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Bevis' Butt at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (0x00j)
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The way to read Faulkner is to push through a couple a chapters a night. Then go to sleep completely confused. When you wake up and have some coffee it will all make sense. Existentialism ain't for sissies. Joyce, on the other hand, is just fucking with you.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (2LelM)
You're either in on the joke or you're not.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 10:34 AM (m45I2)
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Ulysses has real depth behind it's thick stylistic trappings. It takes a lot on the reader to get through that to find it (which many people consider to be a negative), but the process is the fun, in my mind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (XSSCs)
I'm sure they didn't get the idea from their parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
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They wrote the briefs themselves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:37 AM (XSSCs)
*****
Or there will be hell to be payed!!
(Sorry, grammar)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (m45I2)
Read it. Learn it. Live it.
Posted by: Brad Hamilton at March 06, 2019 10:37 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2019 10:38 AM (zLDYs)
ALL court cases should begin with the litigants being forced to wrestle a 30 lb Mountain Lion.
Only the survivors should be allowed to continue with their case.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:38 AM (aBj10)
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Shouldn't the government counter-sue that the children are the cause of the climate change?
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:38 AM (sX1BW)
365 I see 21 children are suing the US government over climate change.
I'm sure they didn't get the idea from their parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
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They wrote the briefs themselves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:37 AM (XSSCs)
Did someone say "children's briefs"?
Posted by: BJ Clinton at March 06, 2019 10:38 AM (ymnmz)
I love the way that the ratings on rottentomatoes.com are rapidly declining now that people who aren't tame critics of the studios are starting to weigh in.
It was like 99% "fresh" when the reviews first went up. Now 84% and dropping, and the general public's reviews haven't even started to come in yet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:38 AM (0OWcv)
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Given the materials available in the 16th Century, it's unlikely that one could be made lightweight enough to be practicable for outdoor use.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 06, 2019 10:38 AM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:16 AM (Bdeb0)
She will be First Fluffer.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (3sjI6)
I need help.
I can't get up.
I think I broke my tailbone.
Someone, please. Help me.......
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Muns at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (fwD+f)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (ZO78G)
Posted by: Little Lupe's Cows at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (Tyii7)
I'm so old, I remember when we had to switch from paper bags to plastic bags to save the earf.
Guess we saved the earf.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (IxRYM)
I love the way that the ratings on rottentomatoes.com are rapidly declining now that people who aren't tame critics of the studios are starting to weigh in.
It was like 99% "fresh" when the reviews first went up. Now 84% and dropping, and the general public's reviews haven't even started to come in yet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:38 AM (0OWcv)
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The WaPo review:
2/4 rating.
Fresh.
2/4 is not fresh. And, from what I've read, the freshness trigger comes from the reviewer themselves.
Yeah, reviews are compromised.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (XSSCs)
You're either in on the joke or you're not.
Posted by: Muldoon
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Or possibly, you *are* the joke. Not that it has ever happened to me.
I'm reminded that Twain said: "The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow"
I always add, "Yes, someone else's sorrow."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (xSo9G)
You could do it twice...
but, doing it once should have taught you your lesson.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:40 AM (aBj10)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (zO1cf)
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I got it. I just didn't get how it was supposed to be uproariously funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:40 AM (XSSCs)
Did someone say "children's briefs"?
Posted by: BJ Clinton at March 06, 2019 10:38 AM (ymnmz)
BACK OFF pops.......I GOT dis....
Posted by: R. Kelly at March 06, 2019 10:40 AM (IXZGh)
Interesting.
Michelangelo never used female models, only doods. This is why his
women look butchy and their bewbs look odd. Some explain that they look
weird because he'd never seen them which is evidence he was gay.
Posted by: Kris at March 06, 2019 10:35 AM (OyyDO)Well, most of his boobs look like bad implants in trannys (not that I'd know what that looks like) , so I'm a little skeptical of the whole "breast cancer " thing. But there are better examlples. There's a 15th (?) century print of a beggar that convincingly shows amyoplasia with a nevus flammaeus and so forth. A weird corner of art.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 10:40 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher
Are you allowed a do over?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 10:40 AM (IxRYM)
I'm sure they didn't get the idea from their parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
Maybe Donkey-Chompers can translate the gibberish in the brief into Millennial-speak
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 10:40 AM (xqdqQ)
Pretty sure that 16th Century Amsterdam didn't have any "accessibility" laws.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:40 AM (0OWcv)
I'm so old, I remember when we had to switch from paper bags to plastic bags to save the earf.
Guess we saved the earf.
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My local Kroger clearly doesn't give a f---, seeing how they average less than 1 item per bag.
Posted by: SH at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: StefanH at March 06, 2019 10:24 AM (3IdDP)
Who the hell is R. Kelly? Some ath-a-lete?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (nPGq2)
I'm sure they didn't get the idea from their parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
this morning on the radio, interview clip was played of two British women telling the interviewer that because of the impending climate disaster that is coming soon, they have decided not to have children. It would not be ethical or fair to them to bring them into the world in which most of the population is going to be starving. The one was almost crying, saying she lives in fear every day that today is the day, she read that man has wiped out 60% of the insect population alone.
My first thought was" good, anyone that nuts shouldn't have kids".
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (Cg47K)
I'm so old, I remember when we had to switch from paper bags to plastic bags to save the earf.
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Use plastic, save a tree!
Posted by: 60's-70's Hippy at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Muns at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (fwD+f)
Minus the kid getting his face pounded in.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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They had plastic bag bans in place in cities and towns all over Texas.the state finally stepped in and put an end to that crap. There are still a few stores holding out and they won't give you a bag unless you pay for a reusable one. But plastic bag bans as an actual law or ordinance is no longer allowed in Texas.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2019 10:42 AM (UUBmN)
Who the hell is R. Kelly? Some ath-a-lete?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (nPGq2)
Christmas gift wrapper.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:42 AM (IXZGh)
My first thought was" good, anyone that nuts shouldn't have kids".
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (Cg47K)
Sterilize!, Sterilize! Sterilize!
Posted by: NOMAD at March 06, 2019 10:42 AM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 06, 2019 10:42 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Toxicman at March 06, 2019 10:42 AM (1A8G2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (nPGq2)
Rapper. Every other word is F*%* Not sure why people thought he would be a poet in an interview, LOL.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 10:42 AM (Cg47K)
I was told (by my Italian girlfriend who studied art -- this is a blatant appeal to authority) that Mike didn't think women were a worthy subject of art so he painted men and just slapped breasts on them willy nilly.
Which is a shame. One of the best artists of all time could have contributed to our strategic boob reserves, but chose not to.
Anyway, it's a delight to have an authorized Dildo thread again.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 10:42 AM (fuK7c)
suffer the little children to come unto me ... with lawyers ... and I will ameliorate the AGW damage by offering them up as child sacrifice to Moloch.
case closed. party on Garth.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 10:42 AM (Cus5s)
They kept playing excerpts of Mr. Kelly's interview on the radio this
morning. I have no idea what he was saying. Is this how a grown man
talks now or does he have some kind of mental defect?
Posted by: StefanH at March 06, 2019 10:24 AM (3IdDP)
Who the hell is R. Kelly? Some ath-a-lete?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (nPGq2)
He's a rapper. Wrote that great hit in the 90's "Gonna Pee on U"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:42 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Native Americans at March 06, 2019 10:43 AM (xSo9G)
I betcha some of you have a Commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of your garage.
Posted by: Deputy Barney Fife, Grammar Patrol at March 06, 2019 10:43 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: StefanH at March 06, 2019 10:24 AM (3IdDP)
Did he try to create his own system of mathematics? Because that's my jam!
Posted by: Terrence Howard at March 06, 2019 10:43 AM (7HtZB)
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He certainly needed one.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 06, 2019 10:43 AM (Hx3Yn)
Who the hell is R. Kelly? Some ath-a-lete?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (nPGq2)
He's a child rapist.
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 10:43 AM (xqdqQ)
I don't know. Sounds complicated.
Maybe we can start with a Stool on some Skis and see how it works, first.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 10:44 AM (aBj10)
> Posted by: 60's-70's Hippy
Saffron: "What does this green sticker on the plastic sunglasses mean?"
Edina: "Kind to trees, darliing."
Saffron: "How are they 'kind to trees'"?
Edina: "Well, they're not made of bloody wood, are they, darling?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:44 AM (0OWcv)
Only the survivors should be allowed to continue with their case.
pretty sure that's article i of the eed pebnista.
Posted by: chief white cloud at March 06, 2019 10:44 AM (sGtp+)
Anyhow, she was so heartbroken and furious over who in their right mind would want to kill newborn puppies, and I had to take a deep breath and resist asking her what her feelings are about babies being killed in the second or third trimester, or after being born.
We only recently began speaking again after a political disagreement. Trying to talk sense to her is like having an intelligent conversation with my dishwasher.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 10:45 AM (zO1cf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (nPGq2)
He's a child rapist.
and apparently, despite the first initial, not a robot.
Posted by: R. Dorothy at March 06, 2019 10:45 AM (sGtp+)
In a sane world, her fear would be of a straitjacket and a padded cell.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 06, 2019 10:45 AM (Tyii7)
> Posted by: 60's-70's Hippy
Saffron: "What does this green sticker on the plastic sunglasses mean?"
Edina: "Kind to trees, darliing."
Saffron: "How are they 'kind to trees'"?
Edina: "Well, they're not made of bloody wood, are they, darling?"
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I've always preferred tortoise shell for my sunglasses.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:45 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 10:46 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 06, 2019 10:46 AM (Hx3Yn)
Edina: "Kind to trees, darliing."
Saffron: "How are they 'kind to trees'"?
Edina: "Well, they're not made of bloody wood, are they, darling?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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**snort**
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2019 10:46 AM (UUBmN)
The kids are alright. The children are groovy.
The kids are all right. The children are literally Hitler.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 10:46 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 10:46 AM (zO1cf)
I'm so old, I remember when we had to switch from paper bags to plastic bags to save the earf.
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Use plastic, save a tree!
Posted by: 60's-70's Hippy at March 06, 2019 10:41 AM (xSo9G)
ITS FUNNY BECUASE I USE MY PLASTIC SHOPPING BAGS TO LINE NY BATHROOM TRASHCANS AND FOR DOING OTHER NASTY STUFF LIKE THAT, GETTING DOUBLE USE, BUT IF THEY BAN THEM THEN I HAVE TO BUY GARBAGE BAGS MADE OF PLASTIC AND USE THEM ONLY ONCE.
Posted by: Ben Rothlisnbebergler at March 06, 2019 10:47 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:42 AM (ymnmz)
Ha! Explains why I had never heard of him. Just another illiterate savage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 10:47 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2019 10:47 AM (UUBmN)
One grammar thing I don't know is when to use "alright" and when "all right".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Alt right? It's NEVER OK. This is NOT OK, people.
Posted by: Oprah at March 06, 2019 10:47 AM (CPk08)
I'm sure they didn't get the idea from their parents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
Maybe Donkey-Chompers can translate the gibberish in the brief into Millennial-speak
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 10:40 AM (xqdqQ)
Someone should countersue them for perpetuating a pseudoscientific fraud.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 10:47 AM (J+mig)
Saw somewhere the other day that many "woke" millennials are actually going to shrinks because they've been so terrified by "global warming".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:47 AM (0OWcv)
Sure, not everyone has an impeccable heritage like you, what with all eight of your great-grandparents being direct descendants of Joanna the Mad, and your mother and father not only being uncle and niece, but actually more closely genetically related than a normal brother and sister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (0OWcv)
I remember a Loire castle tour, with the portraits of French royal families for several centuries. The guide would point to a picture, and say, "Dit le fou" (said to be crazy) for virtually every one. Either they were all mad, or historians hated them viscerally.
Posted by: moki at March 06, 2019 10:48 AM (mFoNl)
We only recently began speaking again after a political disagreement. Trying to talk sense to her is like having an intelligent conversation with my dishwasher.
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Jane, by talking to my feral cat for a year and half I now have the most affectionate cat a man could hope for. Try telling her she is special, good looking and smart over and over again. Pretty soon she will let you pet her. Remember to feed her regularly as well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:48 AM (2LelM)
The kids are all right. The children are literally Hitler.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 10:46 AM (/tuJf)
I thought it was aie aieght....
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:49 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Gov. Northam at March 06, 2019 10:49 AM (elfAG)
Ever notice that it's always the cute fluffy animals that the "animal lovers" freak out about?
Never mind that about 90% of those baby seals wind up being a snack for an orca as soon as they hit the water.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:49 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 06, 2019 10:49 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:47 AM (0OWcv)
It's an apocalypse cult, they just wear labcoats and blather about their almighty computer models instead of wearing robes and reading the Necronomicon.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 10:50 AM (J+mig)
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The only reasonable thing to do is to stop eating.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:50 AM (+y/Ru)
How unsightly... Come on in so we can schedule your abortions!
Posted by: Gov. Northam at March 06, 2019 10:49 AM (elfAG)
Hold my beer......
Posted by: The State of Illinois at March 06, 2019 10:50 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 10:50 AM (bcbK8)
I now have the most affectionate cat a man could hope for. Try telling
her she is special, good looking and smart over and over again. Pretty
soon she will let you pet her. Remember to feed her regularly as well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:48 AM (2LelM)
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:50 AM (ptqGC)
millennials are actually going to shrinks because they've been so terrified by "global warming".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:47 AM (0OWcv)
#BarrelMouthTrigger
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:50 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 06, 2019 10:50 AM (Pg+x7)
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Give them a C-ration, poncho liner and a light stick and deep insert them into a forest. Then laugh and laugh and laugh. If the make it out then we can talk about lawsuits.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:51 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:47 AM (0OWcv)
Yes, I have seen that same discussion. What the education "profession" has done to the current and previous generation is heinous.
I constantly get asked in stores now is "Do you want a bag?" As the cashier is looking at five items I've bought. "No, I'll just try to stuff things in my pockets and in the hood of my sweatshirt. Maybe you can help carry them out for me"
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 10:51 AM (Cg47K)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:16 AM (Bdeb0)
She will be First Fluffer. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 10:39 AM (3sjI6)
Her Indian name: Wears The Boots.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:51 AM (Bdeb0)
I now have the most affectionate cat a man could hope for. Try telling
her she is special, good looking and smart over and over again. Pretty
soon she will let you pet her. Remember to feed her regularly as well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:48 AM (2LelM)
Use a cute voice and tell it it's the dumbest, most useless thing ever and it'll be fine because it has no fucking idea what you're talking about.
I'm just saying.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:51 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (XSSCs)
Sure, not everyone has an impeccable heritage like you, what with all eight of your great-grandparents being direct descendants of Joanna the Mad, and your mother and father not only being uncle and niece, but actually more closely genetically related than a normal brother and sister.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:27 AM (0OWcv)
I remember a Loire castle tour, with the portraits of French royal families for several centuries. The guide would point to a picture, and say, "Dit le fou" (said to be crazy) for virtually every one. Either they were all mad, or historians hated them viscerally.
Posted by: moki at March 06, 2019 10:48 AM (mFoNl)
Sadly, we have to rely on Historians and Theater people for a record of the past. Both of them are likely bent or biased one way or another.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (/tuJf)
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Old and busted: fox guarding the henhouse
New hotness: chickens treated by Dr. Fox
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (+y/Ru)
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I thought I read a judge laughed and threw it out....
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (UUBmN)
Any thoughts on past and passed?
Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Brad Hamilton at March 06, 2019 10:37 AM (IXZGh)
I remember you. Cute and dorky guy in the pirate costume, right? LOL ...
Posted by: Hot Girl in convertible at stoplight at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (UUBmN)
HI THERE!!!!
Posted by: Buch M. Danno at March 06, 2019 10:53 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:50 AM (+y/Ru)
It is important that everybody be willing to make sacrifices so that we can get this important piece of legislation passed in Congress!
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio Cortez at March 06, 2019 10:53 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 10:47 AM (0OWcv)
Yes, I have seen that same discussion. What the education "profession" has done to the current and previous generation is heinous.
I constantly get asked in stores now is "Do you want a bag?" As the cashier is looking at five items I've bought. "No, I'll just try to stuff things in my pockets and in the hood of my sweatshirt. Maybe you can help carry them out for me"
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 10:51 AM (Cg47K)
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In the past, you would go to your priest to discuss your relationship to God.
In today's enlightened world, people go to their shrinks to complain about other people's sins against Gaia.
The secular society is going awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:53 AM (XSSCs)
Use a cute voice and tell it it's the dumbest, most useless thing ever and it'll be fine because it has no fucking idea what you're talking about.
I'm just saying.
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That can work too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:53 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Pots and pans cycle or normal?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2019 10:54 AM (akHM/)
Posted by: Hot Girl in convertible at stoplight at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (QLvwG)
That would be Nancy Wilson.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 06, 2019 10:54 AM (xPJvm)
I remember you. Cute and dorky guy in the pirate costume, right? LOL ...
Posted by: Hot Girl in convertible at stoplight at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (QLvwG)
If you don't stop laughing at me, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!!!!
Posted by: Brad Hamilton at March 06, 2019 10:54 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2019 10:54 AM (UUBmN)
Anyhow, she was so heartbroken and furious over who in their right mind would want to kill newborn puppies, and I had to take a deep breath and resist asking her what her feelings are about babies being killed in the second or third trimester, or after being born.
We only recently began speaking again after a political disagreement. Trying to talk sense to her is like having an intelligent conversation with my dishwasher.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)
I understand, because the relationship is worth more than "being right," but I wonder why it is the conservatives always have to walk on eggshells around the liberals in the relationship? It's that way in our family as well.
Posted by: moki at March 06, 2019 10:54 AM (mFoNl)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 06, 2019 10:49 AM (Pg+x7)
Alright, alright, alright!
Posted by: Wooderson at March 06, 2019 10:54 AM (QLvwG)
Any thoughts on past and passed?
Posted by: BignJames
It is well passed time that we past a bill outlawing grammar Nazis.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 10:55 AM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:55 AM (ptqGC)
The Cripples
How unsightly... Come on in so we can schedule your abortions!
Posted by: Gov. Northam at March 06, 2019 10:49 AM (elfAG)
In Iceland they "eradicated" downs syndrome through continued aggressive prenatal testing and and abortion.
I often wonder what the false positive is on the testing that would allow for the 100% elimination of down's babies, or are they just killing them after they are born and calling it an abortion? Imagine that 2 or 3% of the "downs" babies are false positives, or that spontaneous miscarriages occur of healthy babies after the amniocentesis violates the womb.
Monsters either way.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:55 AM (ymnmz)
Putting the groceries away, and the Dole bananas have stickers with the Capt Marvel cat on them.
I am triggered, but not for the same reasons as those who will object to them being on a fruit phallus
Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2019 10:56 AM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:55 AM (ptqGC)
HI!!! Remember me?
Posted by: Baroque Owebama at March 06, 2019 10:56 AM (IXZGh)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. That's a depressing picture. A truly hard life.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 10:56 AM (0tfLf)
than "being right," but I wonder why it is the conservatives always
have to walk on eggshells around the liberals in the relationship? It's
that way in our family as well.
Posted by: moki at March 06, 2019 10:54 AM (mFoNl)
Because we're the calmer, more rational ones? That's my take with my nutty sister.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:56 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2019 10:56 AM (UUBmN)
They go so hard out of their way to praise Brie Larson's alleged acting genius -- which honestly I cannot comprehend or have missed somehow up to this point, seriously they try to make her out to be Katherine Hepburn and Meryl Streep x1000 -- and how much they keep saying it was entertaining, its really obvious that the film is a clunker and Brie is lousy. You can almost read their minds as they struggle to avoid saying it outright.
They literally praise EVERY OTHER ACTOR in the film, and cannot say a single positive thing about Brie. Then they start making claims about other movies that they didn't like so it sounds like they dislike boys too, so it doesn't sound sexist and... yeah it didn't work.
Particularly the part where they go into detail about how well crafted and presented Captain America was in his first movie then the guy claims that he didn't like it and didn't know who Cap was at the end of the review. Seee, we don't like white men too, please don't hate us!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (39g3+)
"There is one in the council who I do not trust," she said.
"There are many that I do not trust," he said. "Most. Who do you not trust."
"Her name is Sin-Ne-Mah, but the women call her Wears The Boots. She is crazy. She is probably a whore."
Sun-In-His-Hair thought. There were many in the council who were ugly, and old, and shrill, (and all those things and crazy, too) but a whore? He did not remember receiving counsel from such a one.
"Why do you dislike her," asked Sun-In-His-Hair.
"She has attracted the attention of our heir, Barron," she replied. "And it is an unhealthy, peculiar kind of attention."
"Boys," said Sun.
"She will prove to be a thorn," Fox replied. "Undo her."
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)
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Then resupply them with RPGs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: moki
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That's because we all know the libs will become unglued if spoken to directly and with facts. Conservatives on the other hand will not blow up when confronted by idiocy.
Give me a hard one.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (akHM/)
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (1A8G2)
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Absolutely horrifying. How the parents could have been so blind is a mystery.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: shibumi, now apparently married at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (6vFO7)
Link in nic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (XSSCs)
As often is the case, I agree and disagree on 2001.
As a viewer, I find the opening monkey business boring. I find the ending 'room' sequence opaque.
It's 'about' things, I just don't terribly care what it's about. Human drama means more to me than allegory. That's why the middle, space, section works so well for me.
And HAL is clearly an antagonist. A murderous one, so that qualifies him as a villain to me. But I'll always side with humans over machines. Unless the machine is hot, good in bed and can clean the house.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (bcbK8)
"reusable" plastic bag for 10 cents a pop at supermarkets everywhere. So
instead of the lightweight ones that would eventually rot away, we get
the new thick ones that last 10,000 years - because
environment...
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (uGHnY)
They're in this country why?
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Because Obama, and to some extent Bush Jr. too, decided that the best way to deal with crazy, violent muzzie shitholes was to import more of the crazy violent muzzies here.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (fqUgw)
They will simultaneously continue to unconstitutionally use the powers of Congress for a political operation to try and damage the president. It's their basic intimidation tactic, only now using your tax money. They will float impeachment, even though they fooled idiot voters in the midterms by saying they would not.
It just might work because the GOP is feckless. They have done almost zero to promote the presidents actual accomplishments or engage in the local voting process. In fact, I'm not sure what the hell the RNC even does anymore. Especially since getting their asses handed to them in midterm states like California, where their GOTV failed in a spectacular fashion and their election lawyers look like buffoons.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (VpIIl)
Surrender, surrender, but give yourself away, ay, ay, ay
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (YA914)
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Bill Clinton?
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How did you think Al Franken became a Senator?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (2LelM)
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Give them a C-ration, poncho liner and a light stick and deep insert them into a forest. Then laugh and laugh and laugh. If the make it out then we can talk about lawsuits.
hmm. sounds a lot like article ii of the eed pebnista. we yangs have many worship words kirk knew nothing about.
Posted by: chief white cloud at March 06, 2019 10:58 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: moki
Because they want to.
I, on the other hand, don't.
Don't want none? Don't start none.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 10:58 AM (IxRYM)
Sadly, we have to rely on Historians and Theater people for a record of the past. Both of them are likely bent or biased one way or another.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK
Pretty much. I've just started a book on the German resistance to Hitler during WWII, and the author said that most of the information had been quashed or hidden after the war, and he had to hunt in old archives to find anything about the various resistance groups that were throughout Germany. Never mentioned why this was.
I wonder who had the most to gain from hiding a German resistance effort?
Posted by: moki at March 06, 2019 10:58 AM (mFoNl)
have to walk on eggshells around the liberals in the relationship? It's
that way in our family as well.
Posted by: moki at March 06, 2019 10:54 AM (mFoNl)
Because even though the left thinks they have the market cornered on "feelings," conservatives actually give a shit about other people's feelings and will work to prevent stepping on them wherever possible.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:58 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 06, 2019 10:58 AM (OWGHC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (+y/Ru)
The moms were being given first class trips abroad to shop, money, jewelry, etc. In other words, they were willing to pimp out their children.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:58 AM (ptqGC)
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Absolutely horrifying. How the parents could have been so blind is a mystery.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 10:57 AM (+y/Ru)
I found Razorfist's dissection of the MJ 'documentary' to be eye opening. It felt like a cash grab and smear job to begin with. Not it seems even more like one.
And I'm not really a Michael Jackson fan.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 10:58 AM (bcbK8)
Wasn't there some 70s sci-fi flick where a computer/robot name of "Proteus" impregnated some chick? Strange.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 10:59 AM (bcbK8)
Land of a 1000 Lakes, and they still can't get a legit gig as pirates in this country. It's like we're watching their culture die in real time.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2019 10:59 AM (iys0/)
OT:
Putting the groceries away, and the Dole bananas have stickers with the Capt Marvel cat on them.
I am triggered, but not for the same reasons as those who will object to them being on a fruit phallus
Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2019 10:56 AM (W7IZQ)
So the Gurrl power movie is relying on cute kittens to sell it to the girls who need to see it so they grow up to be fighter pilots or something?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:59 AM (ymnmz)
She wants to raise the gasoline tax in Michigan another 45 cents per gallon, she wants to repeal the pension tax( progressive tax on pensions and 401K distributions unpopular with seniors- who prior to it's enactment in 2011, paid zero state income taxes unless they had huge incomes from sales of assets) . To make up for the $320 M that repeal would cost, she wants to , wait for it, tax businesses!
Snyder, who was our R gov and term limited, had gotten through the R legislature tax cuts that made Michigan a friendlier place for businesses to start up. Or come back, as in the case of Chrysler Fiat.
And what does Whitman want to do with the imagined money she thinks taxing business out of the state will do?
You 've got it. Put it into education! Because we don't have enough indoctrination centers for Democrats in the state.
Our only bulwark against this crap is that we have a R majority legislature. Which doesn't inspire tons of confidence. One R congressperson did say the following." Whitman wants to raise taxes so high, so she can repave the roads that will help everyone wanting to leave Michigan have a smooth ride".
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 11:00 AM (Cg47K)
Demon Seed, with Julie Christie.
I wouldn't have minded playing the role of the computer in that relationship, if you know what I'm saying.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 11:00 AM (0OWcv)
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One thing I liked about Orange Man Bad's CPAC speech was him speaking with obvious affection about Mrs. Orange Man Bad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)
Wasn't there some 70s sci-fi flick where a computer/robot name of "Proteus" impregnated some chick? Strange.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)
I think that was 'the Demon Seed'. Based on the Dean Koontz novel.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:00 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rickb223
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Hmm. We can straighten that right out.
"It is well-passed time that we pass outlawing grammar Nazis."
Posted by: The Editors at March 06, 2019 11:01 AM (CDGwz)
In today's enlightened world, people go to their shrinks to complain about other people's sins against Gaia.
The secular society is going awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:53 AM (XSSCs)
I know that shrinks would never turn down the $150 an hour for asking the marks, I mean, patients how they feel about that. But, don't you know there's a moment in every session in which Dr. Feelgood thinks, " You stupid twat! Get your shit together!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 11:01 AM (3sjI6)
Imagine that 2 or 3% of the "downs" babies are false positives, or that spontaneous miscarriages occur of healthy babies after the amniocentesis violates the womb.
Monsters either way.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:55 AM
New Jersey had some mandatory post-birth infant test for some disease. Daughter calls me up frantic. I go to the internet and find out the false positive ratio is out-of-this-fvcking-world. Second test confirmed my suspicion. No problem.
Imagine they perform that test on 10,000 in the womb. 500 get aborted. 500 healthy infants.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 11:01 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: saf at March 06, 2019 11:01 AM (5IHGB)
Speaking of.. why does he abandon his guests in his commercials? Everyone is having a great time and he looks sad and decides to go for a drive.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 06, 2019 11:01 AM (kG5hP)
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It was willful blindness, purchased with Jackson's cash.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2019 11:01 AM (fqUgw)
So the Gurrl power movie is relying on cute kittens to sell it to the girls who need to see it so they grow up to be fighter pilots or something?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:59 AM (ymnmz)
I thought the message is that girls don't need a nice ass to succeed.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 06, 2019 11:01 AM (JgA4k)
Sun-In-His-Hair called to his son. "Boy. Come."
He wore the shoes now but one day his son, Barron, would wear the shoes.
"Your mother tells me that you want the one some call Wears The Boots. She is not wholesome."
Barron scratched absently in the dirt with a stick.
"She is nothing to me," the boy said.
"See that it remains so," said Sun. "She is interesting and she has charms, but she is dirty. Avoid her. I have spoken."
And it was so, until one day when it was no longer so.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:02 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 06, 2019 11:02 AM (OWGHC)
It's taking a toll.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:02 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickb223
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Hmm. We can straighten that right out.
"It is well-passed time that we pass outlawing grammar Nazis."
Posted by: The Editors
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Ha!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2019 11:02 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 06, 2019 10:58 AM (OWGHC)
More like Painting OF lame.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:02 AM (IXZGh)
I wouldn't have minded playing the role of the computer in that relationship, if you know what I'm saying.
Donald Sutherland played that robot in "Don't Look Now".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 11:02 AM (fuK7c)
The secular society is going awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:53 AM (XSSCs)
I wonder if conservatives are more immune to their nonsense because most of us already have a religion, are comfortable in it, and aren't looking to change. A pre-existing theology might act as an inoculation against theirs.
That said, if I were to change religions for some nature deity, it'd have to be a volcano goddess. Sorry, communists, Pele demands a sacrifice, and better you than me.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 11:02 AM (J+mig)
useless thing ever and it'll be fine because it has no fucking idea what
you're talking about.
I'm just saying.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 10:51 AM (IXZGh)
Your cat craps in your shoes, doesn't she.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 11:02 AM (mUa7G)
Some speak to Zod in the watches of the night. He listens. Sometimes he listens intently.
Sometimes he responds. But not often.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 11:03 AM (AllCR)
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Because, by their very nature, Conservatives are not rude or aggressive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 11:03 AM (CDGwz)
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Somali males in Minneapolis have a 31% labor participation rate. H1B visas are for workers not eaters. BTW, their four wives and fifteen kids just walk around all day in a daze in bedsheets.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:03 AM (2LelM)
It definitely will not be McAuliffe.
He is way too old, way too white, and way too male to be the Dem nominee.
If they pick him, they'll be eaten alive by their own base.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 11:03 AM (0OWcv)
Rowr.
Good to have these back, Zod!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:03 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 10:59 AM (ymnmz)
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I'm picturing the "Laser Cats" skits on SNL.
Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2019 11:04 AM (G0vdT)
I know that shrinks would never turn down the
$150 an hour for asking the marks, I mean, patients how they feel about
that. But, don't you know there's a moment in every session in which Dr.
Feelgood thinks, " You stupid twat! Get your shit together!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 11:01 AM (3sjI6)
TBF, a lot of therapists would say to themselves "Holy shit. THAT can't be the reason he's anxious. It's too stupid. There must be something else more important going on that he needs to deal with." Most of the time, they would be right. But not always.
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio Cortez at March 06, 2019 11:04 AM (CPk08)
It definitely will not be McAuliffe.
He is way too old, way too white, and way too male to be the Dem nominee.
If they pick him, they'll be eaten alive by their own base.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 11:03 AM (0OWcv)
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Biden's gonna be the nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 11:05 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 11:05 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 11:05 AM (BXMxN)
They're in this country why?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 10:55 AM (ptqGC)
When you import both sides of a civil war, you do not import new citizens, you import a civil war.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 11:05 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 11:02 AM (mUa7G)
It's my daughter and wife's cat, and no, he doesn't. I tolerate it because I love my wife and kid, allergies aside.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:05 AM (IXZGh)
The secular society is going awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 10:53 AM (XSSCs)
I wonder if conservatives are more immune to their nonsense because most of us already have a religion, are comfortable in it, and aren't looking to change. A pre-existing theology might act as an inoculation against theirs.
That said, if I were to change religions for some nature deity, it'd have to be a volcano goddess. Sorry, communists, Pele demands a sacrifice, and better you than me.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 11:02 AM (J+mig)
There's a lot in favor of your theory, Cato.
A belief system provides a defense against other belief systems. It's why it's so hard to get through to Global Warming TrueBelievers. They have a faith and it is not based on reason.
Teaching how to reason is a critical, almost lost, skill.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:06 AM (bcbK8)
Laudable.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:06 AM (Bdeb0)
I betcha some of you have a Commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of your garage.
Posted by: Deputy Barney Fife, Grammar Patrol at March 06, 2019 10:43 AM (QLvwG)
I ain't even got a garage! You can call home and ask my wife!
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at March 06, 2019 11:06 AM (PgSJG)
Sounds nasty!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2019 11:06 AM (UUBmN)
Agreed.
Almost all of the liberal, Democrat platform seems centered around hole-filling, almost obsessively.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 11:06 AM (YA914)
Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2019 11:07 AM (BXMxN)
They're sharpening their pencils for summer when 100degree days are back.
Meanwhile Oroville Dam update. The spillway has been repaired. A first class 1/2 billion$? job by Kewitt Engineering of Nebraska BTW. Yet nobody fixed the worn leaking spillway gates....and they leak. A lot. And when YOU let water waste down the gutter here in the worker's paradise YOU get a BIG FAT TICKET. But not the state. They just waste and waste and hang nooses on lockers amd laugh and laugh.
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 11:07 AM (Y274z)
I think there was at least one case where the slaves on a slaving ship overpowered the crew... their first action upon getting free was to start murdering each other (the slave cargo having come from two, or possibly more, tribes that hated each other).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 11:07 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:07 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 11:07 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:07 AM (ptqGC)
I have no intention of watching anything about Michael Jackson but my opinion based on what I'd ever read over the years was that he was stuck in some prepubescent stage. Not gay, just little more then a boy. Who liked to hang out with other little boys. Doing little boy stuff. Having sleepovers. Boy stuff.
But the attraction of his money was too much for some people not to make shit up and shake him down.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 11:08 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 11:08 AM (fuK7c)
Buttplug.
What does Zod win.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:08 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 11:08 AM (aBj10)
Speaking of.. why does he abandon his guests in his commercials? Everyone is having a great time and he looks sad and decides to go for a drive.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 06, 2019 11:01 AM (kG5hP)
If you've been to enough of those parties, it makes sense.
His life is empty. He goes for a drive trying to recharge is soul in solitude.
Dudes need quiet, alone time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK8)
I know Dole only has so many things to put stickers on, but I found it hilarious that Grrrl powah/"this isn't for YOOOOOOOUUUU!!!" was plastered on a...banana.
Grrrl power for the intersectional looks funny on a fruit-dick.
At least to me, but I'm an old girl.
Posted by: barbarausa at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (W7IZQ)
It's taking a toll.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:02 AM (ptqGC)
Want to feel better? Remember how much you're PAYING for that torture.......
Wait......Um.......WELL, the weather's getting better, isn't it?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (IXZGh)
Related: NPR recently did a piece about pathetic, hate-cored elderly people with the sadz that they are dying before Meuller's report comes out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 11:07 AM (mUa7G)
I hope, I hope they make a porn parody of Capt. Marvel starring Bree Olson. I'd pay cash money for it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (bcbK8)
Helping answer this older woman's questions about her smart TV and little bells of recognition are going off. Keep helping her and it finally hits. The glasses, how the dark blonde silvering hair is permed, the scarf, and dark gray jacket.
I am talking to Hillary's twin.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (PkIg+)
It definitely will not be McAuliffe.
He is way too old, way too white, and way too male to be the Dem nominee.
If they pick him, they'll be eaten alive by their own base.
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You left out way too Hillary lickspittle.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 11:05 AM (XSSCs)"
Never happen. There is too much floating around on Biden. There is a reason he lost- twice. No matter who they pair him with, it won't work.
However, someone like McAuliffe (btw who I believe is very dirty from years with the Clinton Crime Family), paired with either the second biggest primary vote getter or another one bowing to the SJW crowd in their party, will be more formidable.
It's amazing how people treat the Democrats like they are dumb, and wait for them to fail, when history shows they are very tenacious, conniving, devious, insidious and cunning when it comes to elections.
That's the mistake the RNC is always guilty of- playing yesterday's game and hoping for a fail. Democrats play to win.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 11:10 AM (VpIIl)
All their base...
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)
Marketer #1: "Okay, only lesbian communists are going to go see this turkey. How do we reach them?"
Marketer #2: "They have a lot of cats."
Marketer #3: "And they go through a lot of bananas."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 11:10 AM (0OWcv)
Yes. White male nominee, minority VP nominee.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)
Another slapdash webwork (ab)using today's art:
Leadership: Democrats 2020
click nic
h/t CBD & JuJuBee
QUICK BEFORE THE APE...
too late
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=380065
Posted by: mindful webworker at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (qR1v/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:03 AM (2LelM)
You can blame religious organizations for the influx of Somali's. The government paid them to provide housing, transportation, etc. to bring hundreds of thousands of them to locales. So it was a win win, they got to do their feel good SJW programs, make money on it, and plunk down Somalis in the middle of communities where they don't assimilate.
The campus knife wielding Somali at Ohio State several years ago was here with his relatives on just such a program. Despite having been in the country for just 23 months, he managed to 'earn" a HS diploma, a 2 year diploma from a community college, and was enrolled at OSU, all expenses paid, before he decided to run over students on a campus street, jump out with a knife swinging. A campus cop shot him dead in front of his car only because he was within 1 minute of the asshole's location.
Lots of blame to go around for that one, starting with the Obama govt, churches, then the education system that values diversity way more than actual education and achieving standards.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (Cg47K)
Sadly, we have to rely on Historians and Theater people for a record of the past. Both of them are likely bent or biased one way or another.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK
Pretty much. I've just started a book on the German resistance to Hitler during WWII, and the author said that most of the information had been quashed or hidden after the war, and he had to hunt in old archives to find anything about the various resistance groups that were throughout Germany. Never mentioned why this was.
I wonder who had the most to gain from hiding a German resistance effort?
Posted by: moki at March 06, 2019 10:58 AM (mFoNl)
When you find out, tell me. I'd be interested to know what was hidden by who.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:13 AM (bcbK8)
And he didn't go away. He is persistent and the cult supports its members.... and the cult likes illegals because convert!
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 11:13 AM (Y274z)
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No Robert E. Lees in this fight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:13 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 06, 2019 11:14 AM (OWGHC)
Beautifully mutated.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:14 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2019 11:14 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Johnny Winters - Attacked by a Shark at March 06, 2019 11:04 AM (Ywu4d)
At some point I decided to honor my Scottish heritage and filled mine with spite. What the Earthly powers want of me, I am loath to do. The world is run by fools who think they can change reality by going against common sense and all reason. I simply refuse to give them the satisfaction of going along with their delusions.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 11:05 AM (mUa7G)
Of course, Somalia was never really a civil war, with defined sides that had defined ideals. More of a "crabs in the bucket" scenario.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (PkIg+)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (Y274z)
It's taking a toll.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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We warned you. But would you listen? Noooo.
We'd have had that thing done in two days.
Posted by: American Lumberman's Association at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (mUa7G)
The pack of wolves baid at the moon?
My boss okaid the project.
he children plaid until supper time.
We waid our options.
(Okay, maybe not that last one)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (m45I2)
Maybe they did a second story but the one I heard yesterday was mostly the children[/] of recently deceased elderly claiming that their parents were disappointed that they wouldn't get to see Evil Orange Man get his comeuppance.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at March 06, 2019 11:22 AM (PgSJG)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 11:22 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2019 11:23 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (PgSJG)
And if you like Pieter the Elder's style, Heironymus Bosch was his contemporary. "Garden of Earthly Delights", "Ship of Fools" and all that...
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