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Four More Weeks of Winter: Hillary Clinton's Occasional Southern Accent Makes Quick Appearance in Selma, Alabama, Then Runs Back Into Its Burrow

Some Deep-Fried Cuts from her speech below.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:25 PM




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1 she's so repulsive

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 06:21 PM (d7Ww2)

2 Ah don't feel no wayz tahrred!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

3 she could die in a fire and I would be happy to roast a marshmallow in the embers

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 06:21 PM (d7Ww2)

4 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 04, 2019 06:21 PM (C1NyB)

5 hi insom! we have the place to ourselves!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 06:21 PM (d7Ww2)

6 Well helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

7 just biden her time till the Dems ask her to run again.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2019 06:22 PM (ZqRa6)

8 She is the text book definition of a grifter.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 04, 2019 06:22 PM (JUOKG)

9
No Ways Tardisil...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:22 PM (zBaqJ)

10 Just when I think she can`t possibly look any worse...she looks worse!

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 04, 2019 06:22 PM (yhf6w)

11 Ah hay-ave hot sauce in ma purse.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 04, 2019 06:23 PM (zmIJL)

12 Her eyes still are not right.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2019 06:23 PM (0OmEj)

13 the Selma March? Wasn't that where Obama's parents met four years after he was born?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2019 06:23 PM (ZqRa6)

14 Clinton admits dead people vote democrat.

Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2019 06:23 PM (6e1eX)

15
I think I'd rather cuddle with Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)

16 Pander pander pander pander
Pander pander pander pander
Pander pander pander pander
Clinton! Clinton!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2019 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

17 Why is she wearing a purple burlap sack?

Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2019 06:23 PM (88xKn)

18 Where is mr. Bill?

Posted by: Sock Monkey breaking in Gumby at March 04, 2019 06:24 PM (Wrzho)

19 13 the Selma March? Wasn't that where Obama's parents met four years after he was born?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2019 06:23 PM (ZqRa6)

On Mt. Everest....

Above the Seeeer,'n get-eeeeeee...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

20 Please go away...

Posted by: Marini Farmer at March 04, 2019 06:24 PM (3H9h1)

21 Doesn't she not have anyone close to her to pull her aside and tell her oh honey, no?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2019 06:24 PM (gC2IV)

22 Ewwwww, I could have lived the rest of my life without seeing that woman again.

I just can't watch the video, she is so repulsive.

Posted by: Flyover at March 04, 2019 06:24 PM (B5K06)

23 She should be locked up at this point.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2019 06:24 PM (0OmEj)

24 re 17: because she's built like 150 pounds of old potatoes.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2019 06:24 PM (ZqRa6)

25 she could die in a fire and I would be happy to roast a marshmallow in the embers
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 06:21 PM

Not a good idea. The flames roasting her tired carcass would be poisonous. Hillmallows kill!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM (zmIJL)

26 If ace sees Captain Marvel dressed as a southern belle, $30 more.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM (4e+hS)

27 Is she getting her energy from that necklace? It looks like some sort of battery thingamajig.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM (vkS2Z)

28 Did anyone ask her about her other 'DEAR, DEAR FRIEND," ROBERT BYRD?

Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM (wMHPW)

29
Y'know, I can almost forgive and have sympathy for Bill.

Almost.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)

30 HRC is the yeast infection of the DNC.

Yuck

Posted by: Marini Farmer at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM (3H9h1)

31 Posted by: Marini Farmer at March 04, 2019 06:24 PM (3H9h1)

-------

I think you may be missing a letter in your nic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM (gC2IV)

32 She's disgusting and vile.

Posted by: sinalco at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM (yODqO)

33 Her right eye doesn't look good.

Odd take on the Valley of dry bones living again-first thing they'd do is vote?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM (AllCR)

34 I reiterate my prediction that Team Clinton is the one dumping all the opposition research on everyone else.

Their plan is to so damage everyone in the Dem field that Hillary will be the only viable candidate left.

Then, with great reluctance, she will accept the nomination to run against Trump.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)

35 Sorry. I don't listen to anything she has to say. The same goes for her husband and the majority of Democratic and GOPe politicians. My remote works properly.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at March 04, 2019 06:26 PM (NjJUT)

36 Back to Yesterday for a New Tomorrow Today!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2019 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

37 Why do black people love these frauds and phonies?

Posted by: MAGA at March 04, 2019 06:26 PM (I5LRE)

38 Just wait until she does the back-and-forth snap and head jiggle, with a "mmmm-HM!"

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2019 06:26 PM (NWiLs)

39 Her eyes still are not right.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2019 06:23 PM (0OmEj)
.......


Great googly-moogly!

Posted by: zombie Zappa at March 04, 2019 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

40 Now she doesn't have a flat ass. Looks like a couple of hogs in a burlap sack.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (gC2IV)

41 32 She's disgusting and vile.
Posted by: sinalco at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM (yODqO)


I saw disgusting and vile open for Pink Lady and Jeff at the Rainbow Room in '81.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)

42 36

That'd be a better slogan than "I'm with her."

Posted by: Flyover at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (B5K06)

43 If ace sees Captain Marvel dressed as a southern belle, $30 more.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM

Hey lady! Take your hat off, I can't see the screen.

Posted by: Guy sitting behind Ace-lett O'Hara at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (zmIJL)

44 the accent came out a little for "the Reverend Jessie Jackson" as well ...


She didn't sound drunk, didn't fall down ... run her again in 2020.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (Cus5s)

45
Where's the Big Burly Black Dude with the secret api-pen?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)

46 Martini... spelled with a "T"

F-ing drunk blogging.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (3H9h1)

47 Look at all those Dem plantation dwellers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

48 Those people behind her look bored out of their skulls.

Posted by: Hands at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)

49 42 36

That'd be a better slogan than "I'm with her."
Posted by: Flyover at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (B5K06)


I'm With Stupid...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)

50 I really don't get this. Why don't black people find this offensive AF?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (NWiLs)

51 You. Will. Never. Be. President.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (BqXKV)

52 Why is it that Democrats get to openly campaign and wax politic in churches, yet it's all "Separation of Church and State!" when a Republican says a prayer at a pot luck dinner?

Posted by: West at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (IG7Cj)

53 23 She should be locked up at this point.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2019 06:24 PM (0OmEj)

-----

Some people are above the law.

Get use to it peasant.

Posted by: MAGA at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (I5LRE)

54 46 Martini... spelled with a "T"

F-ing drunk blogging.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (3H9h1)

High on your own supply?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (NWiLs)

55 I'm going with a stunt/body double. That ain't Hillary.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM (iSh8b)

56 48 Those people behind her look bored out of their skulls.
Posted by: Hands at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)


If you look at their mouths, they seem to be saying "Raymond Shaw is the kindest, most decent human being I have ever met..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM (zBaqJ)

57 Imagine a two-hour speech with that voice flaying your skin off. Dear God.

Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM (kQs4Y)

58 Why do people do this?
It's as authentic as the exaggerated Spanish pronunciation of Central and South American cities.

Hillary is such a failure at politics.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM (W+vEI)

59 If she runs, she WILL get the nomination.

The Clinton's have a body count. She gets what she wants, or people die.

Ask Seth Rich.

Posted by: shibumi, now apparently married at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM (6vFO7)

60 Given how much of Hollywood still seems to admire Hillary, you'd think one of them could recommend an accent coach.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM (9t0Zz)

61 Punxsutawney Hill

Posted by: Hands at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM (786Ro)

62 The only thing missing from that vid is the Beast whipping out her hot sauce and waving it around.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

63 Hot sauce in her purse?

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM (gmo/4)

64 50 I really don't get this. Why don't black people find this offensive AF?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (NWiLs)


Because they can be just as stupid and tribal as the rest of us.

Posted by: West at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (IG7Cj)

65 There is a God and he loves us.

HRCWNBPOTUS

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (0OmEj)

66 Where is mr. Bill?

He's "entertaining" me!

Posted by: Gennifer Flowers at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (Wrzho)

67 57 Imagine a two-hour speech with that voice flaying your skin off. Dear God.
Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM (kQs4Y)


"No, America, I expect you to DIE!"

- - Gold-rodham

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)

68 That'd be a better slogan than "I'm with her."
Posted by: Flyover at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM

Bernie topped her.

Not me. Us.

Jane: Bernie, you set the couch on fire again! You've got to stop smoking and falling asleep!

Bernie: Not me. Us. We set the couch on fie-uh togethuh, Jane.

Posted by: Guy sitting behind Ace-lett O'Hara at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (zmIJL)

69 Thank God Hillarious remains among the unemployed

Posted by: usa at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (lE2nd)

70 She's 71, and fresh as a Summer's Eve.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

71 I reiterate my prediction that Team Clinton is the one dumping all the opposition research on everyone else.

Their plan is to so damage everyone in the Dem field that Hillary will be the only viable candidate left.

Then, with great reluctance, she will accept the nomination to run against Trump.





Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM

---

There is wisdom in your words of death.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (JUOKG)

72 Cringy.

Posted by: no dude, ever at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (LL1Be)

73 OT: Reading the letters and doc requests from Nadler to 81 Trump associates and businesses. Unbelievable. Appears from the letter's wording the dems got the list of subpoenaed docs from mueller's group and are requesting the same docs. Even Don McGahn's status as PDT's attorney appears to give him zero attorney-client privilege. All the letters and requests are on the Judiciary Committee's home page. Absolutely infuriating what is happening to our country.

Posted by: Ever at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (1Zh0U)

74 Martini... spelled with a "T"

F-ing drunk blogging.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (3H9h1)

------------

We're supposed to drop a letter when we're drunk? I didn't get the memo.

Posted by: Duk Lowell at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (gC2IV)

75 >>>I really don't get this. Why don't black people find this offensive AF?


Because she has a "D" after her name. Sure, the Democrats have treated African-Americans as serfs for decades, but they keep voting for people like Hillary.

Why stop patronizing people if they never object?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (BqXKV)

76 Any new face plant vids? No?
Then f-off hILLRY.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

77 I like how she uses the moment her receiving a Martin Luther King award for unity to remind her audience that half the country is irredeemably deplorable.

She is just flat out evil.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (/tuJf)

78 Martini... spelled with a "T"

F-ing drunk blogging.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (3H9h1)

High on your own supply?
Posted by: Insomniac


Works for me.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (IxRYM)

79 That woman is an insincere grifter.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (aS1PU)

80 unsockulate

Posted by: mikeyG at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (LL1Be)

81 Did she flick out her reptilian tongue to clean her eyes?

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (gmo/4)

82 52 Why is it that Democrats get to openly campaign and wax politic in churches, yet it's all "Separation of Church and State!" when a Republican says a prayer at a pot luck dinner?
Posted by: West at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (IG7Cj)

------

Good news is Trump had that little regulation rescinded. It was just another glaring example of the state being unequal in its administration of justice.

Posted by: MAGA at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (I5LRE)

83 The Clintons are genital warts on the body politic.

Die already the both of you an free us from their criminality.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (Z+IKu)

84 I still see I'm With Her stickers on cars here. Those, and Stacey Abrams and old, faded Obama stickers. I so badly want to point and laugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

85 81 Did she flick out her reptilian tongue to clean her eyes?
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (gmo/4)


"Bitch, please."

- - Anita Dunn

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)

86 As much as I love bashing this Butcher of Benghazi, a lot of politicians tend to pull this shit with crowds.

Obama was horrible about it. Got all ghetto and down with the cause whenever his audience was black.

Biden was comically bad at it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (pUDQf)

87 Why on earth would she do that accent thing? I can't imagine there is a person alive who doesn't find it pathetic or ridiculous.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (JgA4k)

88 Those folks in Alabama that got hit by the tornado got hit really bad. Wind like that is like a tidal wave, it wipes out everything it hits. If you can spare anything they need help.

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

89 Is "Cuts" a typo??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (Dh1wo)

90 Given how much of Hollywood still seems to admire Hillary, you'd think one of them could recommend an accent coach.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM (9t0Zz)

She can call Costner. He's not working much of late.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (xPJvm)

91 I like how she uses the moment her receiving a Martin Luther King award for unity to remind her audience that half the country is irredeemably deplorable.

She is just flat out evil.
Posted by: JackStraw


Is that the one Trump got back in the 90's from jesse Jackson?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (IxRYM)

92 She's going to try and run again

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (BbGew)

93 She is obviously a mesmerizing speaker. She even got that guy in the back to look up from his cell phone at a couple of the laugh lines.

Posted by: West at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (IG7Cj)

94
If hillary clinton makes you sick, here's a cat behaving and being cuddled:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gNipdIGSGA


And here's a kitten hiding and POUNCING:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbcHNoid1C8

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (G8LR7)

95 I hope she runs and wastes another cubic fuckton of money


Trump beat her last time despite her spending twice as much as he did, and despite him being an outside unknown quantity and her having decades of office and quasi-office behind her.

Now, with him being a known quantity incumbent and with the economy booming?

He would curb-stomp her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (0OWcv)

96 When is this nasty old whore going to fade off into the cleansing light of the sun?

Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (wxZSX)

97 Bill with the energizer bunny lady?

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (gmo/4)

98 70 She's 71, and fresh as a Summer's Eve.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (oVJmc)


...in picturesque Kursk in July '43.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (zBaqJ)

99 God she's so phony. Ugh.. can't stand the sight of her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2019 06:33 PM (dUJdY)

100 96 When is this nasty old whore going to fade off into the cleansing light of the sun?
Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (wxZSX)


"I know, right?"

- - Ruth Bader-Meinhoff

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

101 "That'd be a better slogan than "I'm with her."

How about "She hasn't been indicted. Yet."?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2019 06:33 PM (0OWcv)

102 Hot sauce in her purse?
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2019 06:29 PM



Nooo, it might do her good.

Oregon man, dog survive 5 days in vehicle stuck in snow eating taco sauce

"An Oregon man and his dog were found alive Friday five days after their vehicle got stuck in snow, forcing the 36-year-old to eat packets of Taco Bell hot sauce to survive, police said."

https://fxn.ws/2C4KLjg

Posted by: Hands at March 04, 2019 06:33 PM (786Ro)

103 Going all black in accent when talking to black audiences is the same as adults using baby talk to babies.
It is condescending.
Does sound all snotty and Oxfordy when speaking to a British audience?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 04, 2019 06:33 PM (JgA4k)

104 so how long before Huma and Cheryl are indicted for lying to the FBI..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2019 06:33 PM (ZqRa6)

105 Hillary's last campaign nearly killed her, and she barely did anything but travel. Can you imagine what will happen to her this time if she tries to match Trump's campaign energy?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 06:33 PM (9t0Zz)

106 88 Those folks in Alabama that got hit by the tornado got hit really bad. Wind like that is like a tidal wave, it wipes out everything it hits. If you can spare anything they need help.

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (UdKB7

Amen brother. Thank you! EF4. Half a mile wide swath of utter destruction.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2019 06:33 PM (pUDQf)

107 The only thing I want from hILLRY is another slip and fall video.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

108 103 Going all black in accent when talking to black audiences is the same as adults using baby talk to babies.
It is condescending.
Does sound all snotty and Oxfordy when speaking to a British audience?
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 04, 2019 06:33 PM (JgA4k)


"Hi, Ralph Northam for Kiwi Shoe Polish..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)

109 You have chosen the form of the destructor.

Blah blah blah HAWT-SAWSE IN MUH PERSE!!!

Posted by: Fox at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (hdFyL)

110 >>Is that the one Trump got back in the 90's from jesse Jackson?

I don't know. This was an MLK thing, not sure what Trump's was all about.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (/tuJf)

111 Well, I guess Tucker has a lead-in for the show tonight.


Posted by: mikeyG at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (LL1Be)

112 She's going to try and run again
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM

Honestly, she can barely walk. Oops! Did I say that? I meant to say the exact opposite. Nothing I'd like better than to play second fiddle to my little stricken chicken in the White House. Honest.

Posted by: Guy sitting behind Ace-lett O'Hara at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (zmIJL)

113 Well, at least she doesn't have a flat ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (VkWRL)

114 I cannot honestly believe this woman has the gall to make any public appearances at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (39g3+)

115
Those folks in Alabama that got hit by the tornado got hit really bad.
Wind like that is like a tidal wave, it wipes out everything it hits. If
you can spare anything they need help.



Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (UdKB7)


This. And southwest GA didn't have any deaths, but homes destroyed and several injuries. Same in the FL panhandle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

116 Supposedly she and a bunch of the other typical SJW grifters reenacted Bloody Sunday and linked arms and walked across the bridge in Selma.

Fake news. Like I am supposed to believe she can stay upright for that long without keeling over.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (hvf9s)

117 77
I like how she uses the moment her receiving a Martin Luther King award
for unity to remind her audience that half the country is irredeemably
deplorable.



She is just flat out evil.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2019 06:31 PM (/tuJf)

---
This is yet another gift to Trump. He can remind people that her husband ran against "super-predator" black men and now she expects and gets awards for it.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)

118 South Chappaqua.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (LL1Be)

119 Honestly, she can barely walk. Oops! Did I say that? I meant to say the exact opposite. Nothing I'd like better than to play second fiddle to my little stricken chicken in the White House. Honest.
Posted by: Guy sitting behind Ace-lett O'Hara at March 04, 2019 06:34


(wrong sock)

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (zmIJL)

120
She's soooooooooo authentic!

Posted by: I'm with herpes! at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (pNxlR)

121 That cvnt is still not my president. Fvck her. And fvck her fake a$$ southern accent.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (VcFUs)

122 "Dat ain't Brie Larson..."

Posted by: The Guys in the Background at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (Y9zp1)

123 And here's a kitten hiding and POUNCING:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbcHNoid1C8




Damn conservative cats!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (pUDQf)

124 She's going to try and run again

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (BbGew)
........

That should be good for a slip and fall.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

125 54> Perhaps

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (3H9h1)

126 113 Well, at least she doesn't have a flat ass.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (VkWRL)


"Dude, that ain't gonna help me much."

- - Pablo Picasso

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ)

127 Did anyone ask her about her other 'DEAR, DEAR FRIEND," ROBERT BYRD?
Posted by: LASue

The guy that invented the north Pole ?

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (DgMN2)

128 Why is she wearing a purple burlap sack?

Posted by: dantesed at March 04, 2019 06:23 PM (88xKn)

Burlap sacks hide the colostomy bag and leg braces.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (xxAFD)

129 She promised us a Rose Garden.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (0x00j)

130 Dronehorn Canklehorn

Posted by: x at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (nFwvY)

131 What Satan has in store for her is too terrible to contemplate.

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

132 She can call Costner. He's not working much of late.

The secret to an English accent, is to not even try.

Posted by: K Costner, Prince of Terrible Accents at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (9t0Zz)

133 118 South Chappaqua.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (LL1Be)


AKA White Plains.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ)

134 > Honestly, she can barely walk. Oops! Did I say that? I meant to say the exact opposite.

I hear she and RBG are getting a dance team act together.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (0OWcv)

135 >>Hillary's last campaign nearly killed her, and she barely did anything but travel. Can you imagine what will happen to her this time if she tries to match Trump's campaign energy?


"She's a champion napper!!"

Posted by: Hillary Staffer, spinning a weakness as a strength at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (W+vEI)

136 114
I cannot honestly believe this woman has the gall to make any public appearances at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (39g3+)

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She has to keep the grift going. Otherwise, she's no one and the cash spigot will stop flowing.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)

137 Well, at least she doesn't have a flat ass.

Its hard to tell with the full depends

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:36 PM (39g3+)

138 Remember after the last election Hillary was thinking of a new career in spiritual guidance?

Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2019 06:36 PM (4HMW8)

139 She's running again.

Book it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2019 06:36 PM (bul8j)

140 Sandals, slippery steps, righteous hangover = good times.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2019 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

141 132 She can call Costner. He's not working much of late.

The secret to an English accent, is to not even try.
Posted by: K Costner, Prince of Terrible Accents at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (9t0Zz)


Go listen to Pacino as an 18th Century Scotsman in the 1985 flop "Revolution" and get back to me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)

142 where she spoke at a "Bloody Sunday" anniversary event

No, we would know.

Posted by: U2 at March 04, 2019 06:36 PM (Y9zp1)

143 A necklace made of mini purple Tribbles soaked in bourbon. Poor little guys never had a chance.

Posted by: WR at March 04, 2019 06:36 PM (BRpqW)

144 "She is just flat out evil."

These people are the enemy of liberty. Bernie, Pelosi, Schumer, DNC, CNN, MSNBC, Holywood, and everyone that supports them. They should be treated as such.

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:37 PM (UdKB7)

145 >>The secret to an English accent, is to not even try.


Goes double for Boston and Maine accents.
Just don't.

Posted by: Hillary Staffer, spinning a weakness as a strength at March 04, 2019 06:37 PM (W+vEI)

146 Amen brother. Thank you! EF4. Half a mile wide swath of utter destruction.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2019 06:33 PM (pUDQf)


Yes. And the tornadoes hit areas still recovering from Hurricane Michael.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

147 For HERstory, I'm sure it was a Bloody Mary Sunday.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2019 06:37 PM (Z4rgH)

148 "The Reverend Jesse Jackson, who forged so many of the trails..."

He's a forger? I can't say I'm surprised.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2019 06:37 PM (bul8j)

149 I can see Trump now if she gets in.

Did she get someone to explain the electoral college to her. Might be a good place for her to start.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2019 06:37 PM (gC2IV)

150 > The guy that invented the north Pole ?

You're thinking of Oliver Hazard Perry, better known as Luke. He was placed under a spell of longevity by an Eskimo shaman, which unfortunately just recently wore off.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2019 06:37 PM (0OWcv)

151 The secret to an English accent, is to not even try.
Posted by: K Costner, Prince of Terrible Accents


And Accent Coach to Keanu Reeves in that Shakespeare movie, amirite?

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (Y9zp1)

152 Martini... spelled with a "T"

After a couple....the T is silent.

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (DgMN2)

153 The Bollard Whisperer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (bul8j)

154 Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (hUOIa)

155 147 For HERstory, I'm sure it was a Bloody Mary Sunday.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2019 06:37 PM (Z4rgH)


"And she don't use Pep-So-Dent... Now ain't that too damn bad!"

- - Rogers & Hammerstein

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)

156 What the hell is Jim Messina doing on Special Report. I hope this doesn't become a regular thing.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (NtglE)

157 113 Well, at least she doesn't have a flat ass.


Noel, noel, noel, noel....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

158 RE: the sidebar...

Has anyone asked David French and his fellow Quislings exactly what other evidence they expected to find?

I mean Trump and everyone around him was under sophisticated surveillance for TWO YEARS. You'd think that if there was "concern about Russian connections" we'd have the tape by now.

Basically what French is saying is that he's fine with keeping someone under permanent government observation until the thing he thinks they may be guild of happens.

What a great, great conservative we have in him, amirite?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)

159 Jerry "mr. Noodle" nadler explains russian collusion to Hillary

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x6ajz49Ncq4

Posted by: Socky Monkey uncensored at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (Wrzho)

160 Go listen to Pacino as an 18th Century Scotsman in the 1985 flop "Revolution" and get back to me.

"Let me clue you how to do a great Mongol accent!"
--John Wayne

Actually he was pretty good in the role, just not, you know, Mongolian.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (39g3+)

161 > The secret to an English accent, is to not even try.
> Posted by: K Costner


Has everyone forgotten the great job I did as a chimney sweep in Mary Poppins?

Posted by: Penis Van Lesbian at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (0OWcv)

162 148 "The Reverend Jesse Jackson, who forged so many of the trails..."

He's a forger? I can't say I'm surprised.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2019 06:37 PM (bul8j)


He forced his way into underage happy trails???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)

163
"Hi, Ralph Northam for Kiwi Shoe Polish..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)


My best girl, Pam, knows the best means for removing it, too - soft, absorbent, hand-picked cotton balls!

Posted by: all y'all can just call us Rhett and Scarlet at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (pNxlR)

164 WHY ME?

Posted by: Luke Perry at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

165 54 46 Martini... spelled with a "T"

F-ing drunk blogging.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2019 06:27 PM (3H9h1)

High on your own supply?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2019 06:28 PM (NWiLs)

Marini (sic hic) Farmer

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (0x00j)

166 Go listen to Pacino as an 18th Century Scotsman in the 1985 flop "Revolution" and get back to me.

Can I get an honorable mention?

Posted by: Tom Cruise in Far and Away at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (9t0Zz)

167 164 WHY ME?
Posted by: Luke Perry at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (v0R5T


Too soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (pUDQf)

168 156 What the hell is Jim Messina doing on Special Report. I hope this doesn't become a regular thing.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (NtglE)


"Fuck that guy!"

- - Kenny Loggins

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (zBaqJ)

169 "forcing the 36-year-old to eat packets of Taco Bell hot sauce to survive"

Well to be truthful I've done that when I wasn't starving.

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (UdKB7)

170 This is my first time here, and it sucks. How long does embarrelment last? I've been in here since ten.

Posted by: YD, From The Barrel at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (7vxi0)

171 I thought Oliver Perry discovered the wheel in the sky (and the fact that it keeps on turning.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (DQjsT)

172 156
What the hell is Jim Messina doing on Special Report. I hope this doesn't become a regular thing.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (NtglE)

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Is Kenny Loggins on, too?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

173 > What the hell is Jim Messina doing on Special Report. I hope this doesn't become a regular thing.

He always did suck without Loggins.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2019 06:40 PM (0OWcv)

174 'Democrats have treated African-Americans as serfs for decades, but they keep voting for people like Hillary.Why stop patronizing people if they never object?"

the rank and file blacks are treated as serfs on the plantation, but a handful of very rev'runds do quite well, like Sharpton and Jesse. But truth be told, some of the blacks go extra heavy on the fake black accent for the crowds, at times. Which should also be insulting, since they don't get in on the gold chains like bruther Al.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2019 06:40 PM (Cus5s)

175 We got bad hail. At least 50 dents in the two cars I had outside.

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:40 PM (UdKB7)

176
"Please come to Special Report for the newscast..."

- - Dave Loggins, ramblin' boy

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)

177 > I thought Oliver Perry discovered the wheel in the sky (and the fact that it keeps on turning.)

That was Perry Como. He had the epiphany while spinning in his barber chair after huffing a bunch of hair tonic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (0OWcv)

178 I didn't know Peter North was a Pole. Is he from Warsaw?

Posted by: Edith Bunker at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (786Ro)

179 Can someone explain how a white woman with a fake southern accent, who's role model is the former KKK Clansman Robert Byrd is speaking to the people of Selma, Al?

Cause I'm lost in this bizzaro world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (pUDQf)

180 So.....she's running?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (dNzKv)

181

Go listen to Pacino as an 18th Century Scotsman in the 1985 flop "Revolution" and get back to me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:36 PM (

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The British are coming! HOO AHH!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (gC2IV)

182 170 This is my first time here, and it sucks. How long does embarrelment last? I've been in here since ten.
Posted by: YD, From The Barrel at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (7vxi0)


Did you put the lotion in the basket?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)

183 WHY ME?

Posted by: Luke Perry


I am so going to Hell.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (LL1Be)

184 137 Well, at least she doesn't have a flat ass.

Its hard to tell with the full depends
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:36 PM (39g3+)

They call her "Lumpy."

Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

185 Which should also be insulting, since they don't get in on the gold chains like bruther Al.

I don't even have to pay my taxes!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (9t0Zz)

186 Luke Perry: Dead

Hillary Clinton: Harvesting fetuses at the abortion clinic

Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM (wxZSX)

187 > Actually he was pretty good in the role, just not, you know, Mongolian.

Anthony Quinn must've been sick that month.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM (0OWcv)

188 North is a pole?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM (dNzKv)

189 I didn't know Peter North was a Pole. Is he from Warsaw?

Posted by: Edith Bunker at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (786Ro)


He comes from lots of places.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

190 "How long does embarrelment last? I've been in here since ten."

You stay until relieved by the next victim.

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM (UdKB7)

191 188 North is a pole?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM (dNzKv)


"Heh."

- - Peter North

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM (zBaqJ)

192 136 114
I cannot honestly believe this woman has the gall to make any public appearances at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM (39g3+)

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She has to keep the grift going. Otherwise, she's no one and the cash spigot will stop flowing.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)
_____________________________

You do know, she's running in 2020, right? The logistics should be fun. She'll enter the race late. Keep an eye on fundraising. When she stops the hand outs to the current candidates, it's on.

Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2019 06:43 PM (7uhwQ)

193 They call her "Lumpy."
Posted by: Insomniac


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and " stinky"

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)

194 Pleeeeeeze run Hill!! Please

Posted by: Stacy at March 04, 2019 06:43 PM (bEdgw)

195 "How long does embarrelment last? I've been in here since ten."



You stay until relieved by the next victim.

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM (UdKB7)


Or until Ace accidentally bans himself again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

196 189
He comes from lots of places.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM (oVJmc)


But mostly cums on lots of faces....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)

197
He would curb-stomp her. 

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2019 06:32 PM (0OWcv)

Against Generic Democrat, Donald Trump was last polled to win Pennsylvania and Michigan. Ignore the prediction that he would lose Texas (?!?!): under those circumstances, you'd have to pimp out Taylor Swift and 1990's Britney Spears to win that election.

Hillary would lose under almost all circumstances, and the Dems know it.

Posted by: trev006 at March 04, 2019 06:43 PM (I0T6u)

198 >>> Go listen to Pacino as an 18th Century Scotsman in the 1985 flop "Revolution" and get back to me.
Can I get an honorable mention?


I do!!

Posted by: Natassja Kinski's boobs in Revolution at March 04, 2019 06:43 PM (hvf9s)

199 Anthony Quinn must've been sick that month.

Yeah he was the designated ethnic for Hollywood. Its too bad too because he was a really good actor that was interesting to watch but could never get anything but sidekick and villain roles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:43 PM (39g3+)

200 You stay until relieved by the next victim.
Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM (UdKB

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Dammit. I'ma go see if anyone else landed in here yet...

Posted by: YD, From The Barrel at March 04, 2019 06:44 PM (7vxi0)

201 When I lived in northern FL, had a roomie from SC, and hung out with a bunch of southerners, I found southern sounding words coming out of my Yankee mouth from time to time. (Most notably, "y'all' which I found very useful and easier to say than "you guys") I wasn't trying to mock anybody - it's just very easy to pick up.

But that's different than Hill picking up a drawl after she's spent all of 5 minutes down south.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 04, 2019 06:44 PM (d6Ksn)

202 "The Reverend Jesse Jackson, who forged so many of the trails..."

Well, for sure his son and his wifey unit could sure whip up a fake campaign expenditures document faster than I can say Leavenworth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2019 06:44 PM (Z4rgH)

203 How painful was the death of the guy who tried to tell Hillz the accent thing was embarrassing and she probably shouldn't try it again?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 04, 2019 06:44 PM (JgA4k)

204 Al Sharpton just heard Oregon state passed rent control, he's gonna pick up two or three Portland vacation apartments.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 04, 2019 06:44 PM (0x00j)

205 181

Go listen to Pacino as an 18th Century Scotsman in the 1985 flop "Revolution" and get back to me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:36 PM (

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The British are coming! HOO AHH!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (gC2IV)


Anthony Cumia's Pacino impersonation always killed me.

Pacino in every movie he's made since the 80s: HOO-AHH!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2019 06:44 PM (DQjsT)

206 They call her "Lumpy."
-----
and " stinky"



No love?

Posted by: Whitey at March 04, 2019 06:44 PM (LL1Be)

207 > North is a pole?

You know that saying about "ten foot pole"?

And now you know the rest of the story.

Paul. Harvey.

Posted by: Paul Harvey at March 04, 2019 06:44 PM (0OWcv)

208 204 Al Sharpton just heard Oregon state passed rent control, he's gonna pick up two or three Portland vacation apartments.
Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 04, 2019 06:44 PM (0x00j)


Thin interloper....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (zBaqJ)

209 We're supposed to drop a letter when we're drunk? I didn't get the memo.
Posted by: Duk Lowell at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (gC2IV)

I don't think I like this game.

Posted by: Cuck Todd at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (C1NyB)

210 You do know, she's running in 2020, right? The
logistics should be fun. She'll enter the race late. Keep an eye on
fundraising. When she stops the hand outs to the current candidates,
it's on.

Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2019 06:43 PM (7uhwQ)

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Yeah, I've been saying it for a while. She's hoping for a brokered convention after all the other candidates self-destruct.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (cfSRQ)

211 Hillary's keys to success are to campaign HAM in the off season and on IR after last cuts at the end of preseason.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (7PllL)

212 195 "How long does embarrelment last? I've been in here since ten."



You stay until relieved by the next victim.

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM (UdKB7)

How long does the barrel stink last after you get out?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (JgA4k)

213 Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2019 06:36 PM (4HMW

It wasn't strictly spiritual guidance. It was becoming a local pastor in the United Methodist Church. I shudder to think of Hillary giving Christian spiritual guidance to anyone, but I assume that was just a ploy to raise her profile.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (AllCR)

214 Why am Ah not 50 points ahead, Y'all might ask.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (786Ro)

215 Pacino in every movie he's made since the 80s: HOO-AHH!

Yeah he used to be a pretty solid actor and he became a cartoon of himself. Its kind of sad really. Like DeNiro who apparently got tired of acting and just wants a paycheck to show up now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

216 How painful was the death of the guy who tried to tell Hillz the accent thing was embarrassing and she probably shouldn't try it again?
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 04, 2019 06:44 PM (JgA4k)


I haven't seen the slightest indication that she has ever had any sort of campaign adviser.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (t+qrx)

217 You have to admit, she does look and sound better than Nancy...The third in line to be President...Nancy can't put a sentence together anymore.

Posted by: Colin at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (EQ9Bj)

218 She is Leonard Zelig.

Posted by: RKae at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (Rd8+4)

219 A coincidence on that Brie Larson flat ass post.

I get home and my wife tells me when she got to the gym today and some young woman was talking to a friend of my wife. She wanted to know how to get her butt to look like that one woman with the best looking butt. The friend asked who she was talking about when my wife walked up and the young woman pointed at my wife.

Wife told her to do donkey kicks.

It was pretty funny because my wife is probably 25 years older than the young woman.

Posted by: MAGA at March 04, 2019 06:46 PM (I5LRE)

220 perhaps she believes the democrats will implode and with all the infighting and outfighting and blood on the field, the DNC will literally BEG her to swoop in on her broomstick and save the party from utter destruction.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)

221 Jim Messina is creepy. He just is.

Posted by: Hillary Staffer, spinning a weakness as a strength at March 04, 2019 06:46 PM (W+vEI)

222 How long does the barrel stink last after you get out?
Posted by: N. L. Urker
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Pretty much forever...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2019 06:46 PM (UUBmN)

223 "Y'all" and "Howdy" should both be standard nationwide.

English needs a plural "you" and "y'all" fits the bill.

And "Howdy" is so much nicer than "Hi" which just seems too short, and "hello" which sounds too formal for many situations.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2019 06:47 PM (DQjsT)

224 ....bunch o' weisenheimers...

Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2019 06:47 PM (NtglE)

225 she could die in a fire and I would be happy to roast a marshmallow in the embers


That'd be like a freaking tire fire. I can just imagine the curls of greasy black smoke sticking to everything. Plus the smell.


Yuck.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 04, 2019 06:47 PM (sLicW)

226 >>> Yeah, I've been saying it for a while. She's hoping for a brokered convention after all the other candidates self-destruct.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (cfSRQ)

Supposedly Michelle Obama is too. Hills vs Michelle in 2020...heaven help us.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2019 06:47 PM (hvf9s)

227 Yeah he was the designated ethnic for Hollywood.
Its too bad too because he was a really good actor that was interesting
to watch but could never get anything but sidekick and villain roles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:43 PM (39g3+)

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Wasn't he Zorba the Greek?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)

228 156 What the hell is Jim Messina doing on Special Report. I hope this doesn't become a regular thing.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2019 06:38 PM (NtglE)

Ugh. Creepy child molester looks.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 04, 2019 06:47 PM (d6Ksn)

229 Messina still looks creepy. I wouldn't let him near any children or cats.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2019 06:47 PM (ZqRa6)

230 Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM (cfSRQ)

In which case it might be a good idea-if praying people aren't doing so already- to "pester" God with quite a biblical question, "Why do the wicked prosper?" and ask that Hillary receive accountability in this life for her crimes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2019 06:47 PM (AllCR)

231 Screechy old white woman or grumpy old white guy. The democrat sure do have a diverse party. If they could team up it would really be something huh?

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:47 PM (UdKB7)

232
180 So.....she's running?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2019 06:41 PM (dNzKv)


She has the runs ... and that's close enough!

Posted by: Cap'n Imodium, take me away! at March 04, 2019 06:48 PM (pNxlR)

233 When Beto starts pouring on a Chicano accent straight out of Cheech and Chong, and NO ONE suggests that it's racist... that's when I'll know we've gone through the looking glass.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 04, 2019 06:48 PM (ju9gW)

234 I haven't seen the slightest indication that she has ever had any sort of campaign adviser.

Yeah I get the feeling that Hillary is like Obama where she thinks she's the best at every job, better than everyone else around her? But unlike him she doesn't eve let anyone else DO the job.

-Here's how its going to be!
-Maybe we should *ducks empty bottle*
-Shut your worthless @$&^@hole, you're fired!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:48 PM (39g3+)

235 You stay until relieved on by the next victim.
Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:42 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at March 04, 2019 06:48 PM (+MS7k)

236 Supposedly Michelle Obama is too. Hills vs Michelle in 2020...heaven help us.

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2019 06:47 PM (hvf9s)

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Nope. She doesn't have the chops to eat rubber chickens and do the same stump speech again and again.

Plus, she'd have to do joint appearances with you-know-who. I think they're happier not having to do that anymore.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)

237 Why do black people love these frauds and phonies?

Posted by: MAGA

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Types... deletes... types... deletes...

Yeah, I'd rather not say.

Posted by: RKae at March 04, 2019 06:48 PM (Rd8+4)

238 The Thumb just said "Everyone likes to say 'Hickenlooper.'"


No, Stirewalt. That's just you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

239

I woke up Sunday morning and flipped through the tv channels. Bruce Jenner was on the new leftist "Firing Line" show with that bubblehead Margaret Hoover.

They're both sitting there, talking, pretending Bruce Jenner is a woman. Of course the whole interview was about President Trump mistreatment of tranny freaks like Bruce.

At the end of show, Margaret Hoover and Bruce Jenner gave each other one of those "You Go Girl" high-fives.

I shit you not.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 04, 2019 06:48 PM (G8LR7)

240 If there is one area of the country that elite ivy League Washingtonians hold in high esteem, it is the South. Therefore I trust her accent as being 100% authentic.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2019 06:48 PM (g0Lfb)

241 Christopher, Quinn starred in a few films as the lead: Shoes of the Fisherman, Zorba the Greek.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 04, 2019 06:49 PM (0x00j)

242 Wasn't he Zorba the Greek?

Yeah he was, actually. Never saw that film, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:49 PM (39g3+)

243 Jim Messina, the pasty guy with the red lips?

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2019 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

244 Messina still looks creepy. I wouldn't let him near any children or cats.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2019 06:47 PM (ZqRa6)

Just bingled the name. You ain't kidding. Yikes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 04, 2019 06:49 PM (xPJvm)

245 170 This is my first time here, and it sucks. How long does embarrelment last? I've been in here since ten.

Posted by: YD, From The Barrel at March 04, 2019 06:39 PM (7vxi0)



I'd suggest commenting on the quality of the shelving, and how appreciative you are of such high craftsmanship.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 04, 2019 06:50 PM (sLicW)

246 it is cool to realize others do the "types-deletes" thing. I would be a lot funnier if I didn't imo.

Posted by: Quint at March 04, 2019 06:50 PM (n13/j)

247 Yeah I get the feeling that Hillary is like Obama where she thinks she's the best at every job, better than everyone else around her? But unlike him she doesn't eve let anyone else DO the job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:48 PM (39g3+)


That's how I imagine it. "If these kids are so good at campaigns, how come none of THEM are president? Huh?"

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2019 06:50 PM (t+qrx)

248 Why do black people love these frauds and phonies?

I don't think they do. I think they love knowing how that cracker tried to pull a fast one on them and how they are aware its all crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:50 PM (39g3+)

249 How long does the barrel stink last after you get out?
Posted by: N. L. Urker


It's more taint of taint.

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at March 04, 2019 06:50 PM (+MS7k)

250 The senate will vote to block the emergency declaration, trump will veto it, somebody will sue claiming trumps veto is unconstitutional, Hawaiian Judge will agree and write an injunction to force trump to sign the bill, trumps idiot lawyers will advise him to follow the judge's order.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2019 06:50 PM (dNzKv)

251 She was blathering on about voter suppression and stolen elections and how the fat lady Abram should be the gov. of Georgia right now. Delusional and stocking the flames of hate and resentment, that is what Dem leadership is all about. They will gladly destroy the country if they can't rule over it.

Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2019 06:51 PM (NbRJx)

252 I don't think I would ever consciously imitate a southern accent but what I have done unconsciously and embarrassingly is imitate the speech of someone with a hairlip when talking to someone with a hairlip.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 04, 2019 06:51 PM (JgA4k)

253 Nope. Still screwed.

I'll check in from time to til one of you Morons springs me.

Posted by: YD, From The Barrel at March 04, 2019 06:51 PM (7vxi0)

254 Jim Messina looks like a pedophile Halloween mask.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2019 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

255 "She's hoping for a brokered convention after all the other candidates self destruct"
or
She's hoping for a brokered convention after her FBI goons threaten/kill/prosecute the other candidates.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2019 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

256
She's shameless.

Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 04, 2019 06:51 PM (Vk+pF)

257 Wasn't he Zorba the Greek?



Yeah he was, actually. Never saw that film, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:49 PM (39g3+)

I need to see it myself. I have seen parts but not the whole thing. I knew a pretty cerebral guy who loved that book above all others. The author was the same guy who wrote Passion of the Christ.

Posted by: Quint at March 04, 2019 06:51 PM (n13/j)

258 I'll check in from time to til one of you Morons springs me.
Posted by: YD, From The Barrel at March 04, 2019 06:51 PM (7vxi0)


Do a barrel roll!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2019 06:51 PM (t+qrx)

259 Quinn was good in Gotti.

Posted by: Quint at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (n13/j)

260 Pacino in every movie he's made since the 80s: HOO-AHH!

Yeah he used to be a pretty solid actor and he became a cartoon of himself. Its kind of sad really. Like DeNiro who apparently got tired of acting and just wants a paycheck to show up now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Never buy your own schtick.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (IxRYM)

261 So.....she's running?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Yes. But only outdoors or in a properly ventilated room.

Huma has to yank the pull-start on Hillary's exoskeleton once an hour to keep her running. And makes sure the tank is topped off every now and then.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (786Ro)

262 Hillary's just letting the superdelegates know that the Bribe Window is open for business.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

263 Somebody might have already mentioned it - but Anthony Quinn was quite an accomplished painter. And I'm talking about canvas, not drywall. In a former life when I was at an art dot com we were trying to negotiate to get him on board. It's pretty much what he did in his later years.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (sLicW)

264 Why do black people love these frauds and phonies?

I don't think they do. I think they love knowing how that cracker tried to pull a fast one on them and how they are aware its all crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

----

They do.

But, of course, I work with the dumbest of the dumb. They stand around and talk "politics," and it's clear that all they've read are the headlines.

And I'm just about deaf from the ding-dong-ding-dong of the Bell Curve.

Posted by: RKae at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (Rd8+4)

265 "it is cool to realize others do the "types-deletes" thing. I would be a lot more annoying if I didn't imo. "

FIFM

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (UdKB7)

266 Even tho' we ain't got money...

Ya'll!

Posted by: Jim Messina at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (wxZSX)

267 I think the real news here is that Hillary walked without falling down and getting stuffed into a van like an old rug.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (VkWRL)

268 238 The Thumb just said "Everyone likes to say 'Hickenlooper.'

Actually, I think his name dooms him. He's got enough against him already - he's a white guy in a party that hates white guys. But "Hickenlooper" is the nail in the coffin. Americans will not vote for a president with a completely ridiculous last name. It doesn't matter what his policies are.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (d6Ksn)

269 > Supposedly Michelle Obama is too.

Nah, too much work for her.

Posted by: Paul Harvey at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (0OWcv)

270 /eww, off Felonia sock!

Posted by: Hands at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (786Ro)

271
Anthony Quinn, Mexican and Irish, plays swarthy Greeks and Arabs.

Not today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:53 PM (zBaqJ)

272 Why do black people love these frauds and phonies?

I don't think they do. I think they love knowing how that cracker tried to pull a fast one on them and how they are aware its all crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Yet they keep voting for them for 50+ years.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2019 06:53 PM (IxRYM)

273 after she's spent all of 5 minutes down south.

Three minutes and forty seconds 'down south', actually. I timed her.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 04, 2019 06:53 PM (Y9zp1)

274 255

or
She's hoping for a brokered convention after her FBI goons threaten/kill/prosecute the other candidates.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2019 06:51 PM (Cus5s)


It is a tried and true proven method.

Posted by: Foster and Rich, LLC at March 04, 2019 06:53 PM (sy5kK)

275 There is a Prager U video on the electoral college she might be interested in

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2019 06:53 PM (BbGew)

276 I always called him Hippie-looper. He sucks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 04, 2019 06:53 PM (xPJvm)

277 Yeah, I've been saying it for a while. She's hoping for a brokered convention after all the other candidates self-destruct.


Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:45 PM

The first time she won by rigging the Primary, and things got very dicey in the Party. Now she expects to be the nominee after securing exactly ZERO primary wins? And expects Democrat voters to be thankful? I don't think that's going to be a viable GOTV strategy.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 04, 2019 06:54 PM (ju9gW)

278 That exceeds my judicial authority.

-No federal judge, ever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2019 06:54 PM (dNzKv)

279 Jim Messina looks like a pedophile Halloween mask.

Jim Messina has the type of face that if he ever turned out to have bodies stuffed in his crawlspace, everyone would look at his mugshot and accept the news without question.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 06:54 PM (9t0Zz)

280 269 > Supposedly Michelle Obama is too.

Nah, too much work for her.

Posted by: Paul Harvey at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM (0OWcv)


Being president is just above no-show job for her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:54 PM (zBaqJ)

281 She's in no way a tardigrade.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2019 06:54 PM (l9m7l)

282 If Hillary runs again they should fit her pantsuits with handles so she can be carried around like a duffel bag by a brace of strong men.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 04, 2019 06:54 PM (JgA4k)

283 Yet they keep voting for them for 50+ years.

Because they believe the lies about the other side. Its a choice between these lyin' panderers and those monsters who want to lynch us all. What you gonna do?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:54 PM (39g3+)

284 It's just wrong though that many potentially great candidates can't run because of their last names. We are such an unserious nation.

Not that I would vote for Hickenlooper but he was my Gov. and for a Dem, he wasn't awful. The Dems could use a l'il Hickenlooper actually.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2019 06:54 PM (DQjsT)

285 Actually, I think his name dooms him. He's got
enough against him already - he's a white guy in a party that hates
white guys. But "Hickenlooper" is the nail in the coffin. Americans
will not vote for a president with a completely ridiculous last name.
It doesn't matter what his policies are.

Posted by: DonnaV. at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM

So our first gay President Buttgeig is a total non-starter?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 04, 2019 06:55 PM (ju9gW)

286 I need to see it myself. I have seen parts but not
the whole thing. I knew a pretty cerebral guy who loved that book above
all others. The author was the same guy who wrote Passion of the Christ.



Posted by: Quint at March 04, 2019 06:51 PM (n13/j)

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I saw it a couple of years ago on TCM. I remember Quinn was good, the plot was that kind of experimental meandering you got in the 1960s and otherwise I didn't think much of it.

Pacino is a joy to watch in "Scarface." His accent wanders all over the place. What a hoot!

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)

287 Huma has to yank the pull-start on Hillary's exoskeleton once an hour to keep her running. And makes sure the tank is topped off every now and then.

And keep a drip pan between Hillary's legs.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 06:55 PM (9t0Zz)

288 I always called him Hippie-looper. He sucks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 04, 2019 06:53 PM (xPJvm)

Gun grabber as i recall. He won't last long, he is too "moderate" for their taste. They will toss him early like Jim Webb. Not that Webb was great shakes.

Posted by: Quint at March 04, 2019 06:55 PM (n13/j)

289 Jim Messina. Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2019 06:55 PM (gC2IV)

290 That exceeds my judicial authority.
-No federal judge, ever.


Actually, the judge that threw out the klimate kidz klub lawsuit said that exact thing: I have no authority to tell the president what to say. Get out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:55 PM (39g3+)

291 She's in no way a tardigrade.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2019 06:54 PM (l9m7l)


They can survive being dried out, for example. She wouldn't last an hour.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2019 06:55 PM (t+qrx)

292 any word on whether anon a mouse got his plants covered? Must be dark there by now, but maybe he is still at it.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2019 06:56 PM (Cus5s)

293 So our first gay President Buttgeig is a total non-starter?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 04, 2019 06:55 PM (ju9gW)

Lol.

Bend over for Buttgeig!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 04, 2019 06:56 PM (d6Ksn)

294 Hillary knows there is enough information in opposition hands to really sink her. She won't run, it's all a diversion for her ego.

Sorry honey, you lost. Enjoy hell.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2019 06:56 PM (VkWRL)

295 Anthony Quinn, Mexican and Irish, plays swarthy Greeks and Arabs.



Not today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2019 06:53 PM (zBaqJ)

---
He was great in "Lawrence of Arabia."

And Alec Guinness was great in that film as well.

You know, back when actors were expected to act and take challenging roles different from who they actually were.

Now we ask people to play themselves.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

296 They have the Chinese laundromat use extra starch with her pantsuits so she will remain standing even when she passes out... I mean suffers a pneumonia.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2019 06:57 PM (dNzKv)

297 > Anthony Quinn, Mexican and Irish, plays swarthy Greeks and Arabs.

Also Italian, Eskimo, Spaniard, American Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Hawaiian, and East Indian.


Posted by: Paul Harvey at March 04, 2019 06:57 PM (0OWcv)

298 Americans will not vote for a president with a completely ridiculous last name. It doesn't matter what his policies are.

Sparky Obama proves this rule.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 06:57 PM (9t0Zz)

299 She's gotta run! I need the laughs.

Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2019 06:57 PM (q177U)

300 Hippie-looper sucks, but Polis is worse. Way worse.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 04, 2019 06:58 PM (xPJvm)

301 I believe most blacks vote for the dems as a way of sticking it to the "Man" for perceived grievances.

Somebody needs to tell them the "Man" left long ago and took the grievances with him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 04, 2019 06:58 PM (Z+IKu)

302 popcorn!

get your freshly popped popcorn!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 06:58 PM (d7Ww2)

303 EVERYONE was great in Lawrence of Arabia, amazing film. Apparently David Lean was a trial to work for though. O'Toole based his demented, controlling director's character in Stunt Man on Lean.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 06:58 PM (39g3+)

304 250 The senate will vote to block the emergency declaration, trump will veto it...


Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2019 06:50 PM (dNzKv)


If Trump has to veto it, the Pelosi/Schumer/MFM meltdown will be epic. Their Trump Constitutional Crisis dials will be turned far past eleventy. Buy popcorn futures now.

Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2019 06:58 PM (AMIL/)

305 I still say Jodi Foster's accent in the Silence of the Lambs is so bad that it took me out of the movie from the beginning. That and the 15,000 sq ft basement in the 1,500 sq foot house at the end of the movie was the cherry on top.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 04, 2019 06:59 PM (2DOZq)

306 I heard her dropping some Gs and was looking forward to this inevitable post.

What's new from listening to this clip is I think she said the bones were going to crawl out of the ground and register to vote.

Which is peak Democrat.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2019 06:59 PM (fuK7c)

307 I believe most blacks vote for the dems as a way of sticking it to the "Man" for perceived grievances.


Dems = "The Man" <--------------- Hello?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

308 Nurse Ratched and insomnia,
When do y'all's stars align?

Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2019 07:00 PM (UUBmN)

309 294 Hillary knows there is enough information in opposition hands to really sink her.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2019 06:56 PM (VkWRL)

That's been true forever, though. Only the Obama machine has a chance at stopping her, and even then neither Biden nor the Wookie can pull it off. Hillary had to make sure that no one above Obama talent levels was in a position to challenge her. But what that means is no one who might mature into a 2020 candidate, because even an underdone Democrat would be sufficient. Hey, it worked for Obama.

Posted by: trev006 at March 04, 2019 07:00 PM (I0T6u)

310 71 I reiterate my prediction that Team Clinton is the one dumping all the opposition research on everyone else.

Their plan is to so damage everyone in the Dem field that Hillary will be the only viable candidate left.

Then, with great reluctance, she will accept the nomination to run against Trump.





Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 06:25 PM

---

There is wisdom in your words of death.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 04, 2019 06:30 PM (JUOKG)


Save us Big Mike! Save us!

Posted by: Democrats at March 04, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

311 Dems = "The Man"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)


Dems run on destroying America.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 04, 2019 07:00 PM (tdp7L)

312 I believe most blacks vote for the dems as a way of sticking it to the "Man" for perceived grievances.

Yeah "I'm owed for all the things I've had to put up with in my life! Where's my Obama phone! Who's gonna pay for my mortgage?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:01 PM (39g3+)

313 I like how she uses the moment her receiving a Martin Luther King award for unity to remind her audience that half the country is irredeemably deplorable.

I do too. It's perfect. It's like what they used to say about the Lenin Prize, that most of the people who got it had earned it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 04, 2019 07:01 PM (ykYG2)

314 > She won't run, it's all a diversion for her ego.

And an excuse to collect loot, don't overlook that.

She might even start up her "charity" again.


Posted by: Paul Harvey at March 04, 2019 07:01 PM (0OWcv)

315 Has Trump put us all in chains yet?

Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2019 07:01 PM (oiNtH)

316 Democrats support infanticide, higher taxes, taking away the Second Amendment, socialism, government run healthcare, hating our country, living illegal immigrants, political correctness, antisemites and out of control courts

*insert Democrat Face here*

Whoever wins, supports that laundry list of ills, no matter how much they say they don't.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2019 07:01 PM (VkWRL)

317 Too bad we can't line up all the candidates atop the Kremlin Wall. They are certainly old enough.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 04, 2019 07:01 PM (FTlwv)

318 Sparky Obama proves this rule.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 06:57 PM (9t0Zz)

Obama's last name was the least ridiculous thing about him.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 04, 2019 07:01 PM (d6Ksn)

319 308 Nurse Ratched and insomnia,
When do y'all's stars align?
Posted by: lin-duh


--------------------

this weekend!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

320 "Dems run on destroying America."

Except they call it "transforming".

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 07:02 PM (UdKB7)

321 Hey ACE Crew.
Serious question here.
I was catching up at Twitchy.
Who the hell is Jacob Wohl.

I go to 8-10 different, right-leaning news sites every day, including this one.
I don't remember hearing the name.
Who is he and why is he supposed to be relevant?
Thanks

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at March 04, 2019 07:02 PM (AGCSP)

322 this weekend!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

---
Tsunami alert for the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

323 She's no way southern.

Posted by: golfman at March 04, 2019 07:03 PM (OE84+)

324 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at March 04, 2019 07:03 PM (1XAal)

325 308 Nurse Ratched and insomnia,
When do y'all's stars align?
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2019 07:00 PM (UUBmN)

In an earlier thread, nurse rached asked the Joo weather machine for good weather this weekend in Seattle.

no more hints.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2019 07:03 PM (sy5kK)

326 1970 Duke:

Nurse and Insom sittin in a tree...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2019 07:03 PM (gC2IV)

327 309 Obama was such a smooth talker when his TelePrompTer was working that he won so many over. Plus black, plus all the halos around his head, plus MFM. He had quite the show.

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 04, 2019 07:03 PM (fnWQo)

328 this weekend!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched
----
Wooohoooo,!!! Will there be live blogging???

Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2019 07:03 PM (UUBmN)

329 Not that I would vote for Hickenlooper but he was my Gov. and for a Dem, he wasn't awful. The Dems could use a l'il Hickenlooper actually.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2019 06:54 PM (DQjsT)


I blame the decline of our community college system on him.

Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2019 07:03 PM (4HMW8)

330 Ace, you are a wanderful host. Thank yew for bein' here.

Posted by: Hillary Sue at March 04, 2019 07:04 PM (zmIJL)

331 315 If she would have won my guess was two years until the gulags opened

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2019 07:04 PM (BbGew)

332 I think she is wearing one of those thin skin Hollywood masks that are used to make a young actor looked decades older (or vice versa) because there isn't enough spackle in the world to cover up her raw meat turkey neck.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 04, 2019 07:04 PM (1g7ch)

333 >>Who the hell is Jacob Wohl.

A fraud and a joke. Anything he says should be taken with a mountain of salt.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2019 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

334 Nurse I hope you and insomnia have a spectacular weekend!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 04, 2019 07:04 PM (fnWQo)

335 We'll never get the weather machine working for us while we keep one in the barrel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:04 PM (39g3+)

336 The way they tell it, it seems you can't even play gay unless you are gay now. Method acting is one thing, but come on now. The funny thing about Frasier for example, is everyone was playing against type. Hell, even the provincial blue-collar American father was actually English.

Posted by: Quint at March 04, 2019 07:05 PM (n13/j)

337 I'm so excited!

whoo hoo!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)

338
this weekend!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched


Such great news! I hope you two have the best weekend ever!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 04, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

339 nurse ratched

Have a wonderful weekend! May it be all rainbows and sweet memories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2019 07:06 PM (u82oZ)

340 Plus Hillary would be a pretty poor choice as a pastor/spiritual advisor if she thinks the Valley of Dry bones is about people voting. It's a vision about the restoration of Israel.One could preach on God's spirit bring spiritual renewal and revival to humanty's dry and lifeless bones....but voting?!! If one had at all an interest in the Christian life and what that means I wouldn't look to Hillary to provide positive examples for that. She obviously needs a conversion experience, but I see her appearance in a black church as simple pandering-not indicating a deep interest in the things of God

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2019 07:06 PM (AllCR)

341 there isn't enough spackle in the world to cover up her raw meat turkey neck.

Amateur. You can't spackle something like Hillary's neck. You pull on the back of her neck and hold the skip flaps in place with chip clips.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 07:06 PM (9t0Zz)

342 300 Hippie-looper sucks, but Polis is worse. Way worse.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 04, 2019 06:58 PM (xPJvm)


Yep, I agree wholeheartedly. We really lurched left in this last election.

Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2019 07:06 PM (4HMW8)

343 OK, I'm gonna break the seal on this once and for all.

Dick-in-Pooper.

Shemp Smith's dream candidate.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (pgXNG)

344 I'm so excited!

whoo hoo!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)

------------------------------

Good for you both. Finally.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (ffYR/)

345 I'm so excited!

whoo hoo!
Posted by: nurse ratched
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No pressure at all insomnia!! Nope, not a bit...
I wish that everything turns out perfect!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (UUBmN)

346 > If she would have won my guess was two years until the gulags opened

More like one year until the civil war started.

Posted by: Paul Harvey at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (0OWcv)

347 With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (fnWQo)

348 A simple google search would reveal Hillary hugging on KKK member Robert Byrd.

People are idiots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (pUDQf)

349 Lighting is poor, camera is distant, and they can do wonders with makeup (remember her bizarrely young and fresh looking face at the convention?) these days.

Hillary ain't running. But that foundation relies on her having some power and prestige for the graft to work so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (39g3+)

350 Say, did Hillz spit anything disgusting out of her mouth on this outing?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (Mouru)

351 I believe most blacks vote for the dems as a way of sticking it to the "Man" for perceived grievances.

If sticking it to the man means voting for whoever will give me free shit the fastest you're right.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (sZzDP)

352
A fraud and a joke. Anything he says should be taken with a mountain of salt.
That much I gathered Jack.
But who is he.
I feel relatively connected and I don't recall ever hearing his name.
Suddenly today, he speaks for anyone but himself? WTAF

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (AGCSP)

353 347 With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!
Posted by: Cheribebe at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (fnWQo)


Terribly difficult to hide an exoskeleton.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (pUDQf)

354 even the provincial blue-collar American father was actually English.

99% of English people are provincial blue collar or layabout council house types.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (9t0Zz)

355 >>> Yeah I get the feeling that Hillary is like Obama where she thinks she's the best at every job, better than everyone else around her? But unlike him she doesn't eve let anyone else DO the job.

Thank goodness she didn't listen to anyone else! Like her husband. She would have, if he'd had his way, campaigned more in flyover country and it would have been harder for Trump to win. Bless her massive ego!

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (hvf9s)

356 328 this weekend!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Wooohoooo,!!! Will there be live blogging???
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2019 07:03 PM (UUBmN)

Rumor has it that there is live video on the Dark Web.

ok, I'm just causing trouble now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

357 With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!

Because she knows better how to dress and what she should look like than all of her advisers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (39g3+)

358 Yep, I agree wholeheartedly. We really lurched left in this last election.
Posted by: Emmie

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*snort*

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (d7Ww2)

359 Chicken-pooper, That is all. From CO with love. Spit! I hate my state.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (0OmEj)

360 this weekend!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)


SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY AT CENTURYLINK FIELD

FIRE-BREATHING NURSE RATCHED AND MONSTER MORON INSOMNIAC

IT'S TWISTED STEEL AND SEX APPEAL

TICKETS ON SALE NOW

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (t+qrx)

361 > Odd take on the Valley of dry bones living again-first thing they'd do is vote?

You have to remember that Hillz is from Chicago, and that's just expected behavior there.

Posted by: Paul Harvey at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (0OWcv)

362 LCD,

behave!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 07:09 PM (d7Ww2)

363 I'm so excited!

whoo hoo!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Good for you. I hope the two of you don't put too many expectations on yourself and each other, Just enjoy what you've learned and appreciate about each other.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2019 07:09 PM (AllCR)

364 With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!

Because Hillary's an alkie with mountains of medical issues.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 07:09 PM (9t0Zz)

365 No pressure at all insomnia!! Nope, not a bit...

I wish that everything turns out perfect!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (UUBmN)

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I sent him a case of raw oysters to help prepare.

Okay, it was C.O.D, but it's the thought that counts.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

366 > With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!

It's not easy covering up a Harkonnen suspensor rig.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (0OWcv)

367 Yeah "I'm owed for all the things I've had to put up with in my life! Where's my Obama phone! Who's gonna pay for my mortgage?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:01 PM (39g3+)

Here's something I found interesting: Nigerian-Americans are even more prone than Asian-Americans to get advanced degrees (well, not Jussie's buddies, but generally speaking). They put a high premium on education. Many of the AA admits at Ivy League universities are actually Nigerian immigrants or second generation (and so not connected to US slavery at all).

Things must be confusing for the child of Nigerian immigrants. She's told by American blacks that whites are oppressing her and blacks can't get ahead in such a racist society. Then she looks at her engineer father and physician mother....

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (d6Ksn)

368 I can only aspire to Ace level snark.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (pw+jk)

369 How many have to die before Hillary assumes the mantle of power... this time?

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (RuIsu)

370 Actually, I think his name dooms him.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 04, 2019 06:52 PM

Ditto Amy Globular, Clabber Girl, Glowchucker, ummm, how do you say your last name again?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (zmIJL)

371 TICKETS ON SALE NOW

No doubt you'll sell us the whole seat, but we'll only need the edge?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (39g3+)

372 >>With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!


She's fat and shaped like a weeble - try dressing that with designer stuff.

Also, if she is chronically ill, she needs clothes that can hide various item like colostomy bags, braces, etc.

Posted by: Hillary Staffer, spinning a weakness as a strength at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (W+vEI)

373 336 The way they tell it, it seems you can't even play gay unless you are gay now.
Posted by: Quint at March 04, 2019 07:05 PM (n13/j)


Does that mean only dead people can play historical figures?

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

374 With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!

It's hard to dress a gargoyle.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (dUJdY)

375 I'm so excited!

whoo hoo!
Posted by: nurse ratched
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No pressure at all insomnia!! Nope, not a bit...
I wish that everything turns out perfect!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (UUBmN)

Last month it was shibumi and BC, this month it's Insom and the nurse (InSomeNurse, as someone accurately called it), who are the candidates for April?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (sZzDP)

376 > She won't run, it's all a diversion for her ego.

And an excuse to collect loot, don't overlook that.

She might even start up her "charity" again.

Posted by: Paul Harvey at March 04, 2019 07:01 PM (0OWcv)

She only receives "charity" when she has something to barter. Like uranium.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 04, 2019 07:11 PM (3sjI6)

377 thank you, Fen.

he's very sweet. and the hole in my heart just may be healing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 07:11 PM (d7Ww2)

378 No doubt you'll sell us the whole seat, but we'll only need the edge?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (39g3+)


That was implied, yes.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2019 07:11 PM (t+qrx)

379 I was taught that the South's fear of abortion was the primary cause of them starting our civil war but many Doutherners claim it was high tariffs
So why are they now inFAVOR of tariffs ?

Posted by: Kurt at March 04, 2019 07:11 PM (Zt+zI)

380 *snort*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (d7Ww2)


?

I was talking about Colorado. We elected a Christian-hater for governor and I think our legislature went dem.

Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2019 07:11 PM (4HMW8)

381 Things must be confusing for the child of Nigerian immigrants. She's told by American blacks that whites are oppressing her and blacks can't get ahead in such a racist society. Then she looks at her engineer father and physician mother....

The Africans I've met and talked to (and partied with) have a worse opinion of most American blacks than Stormfront.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:11 PM (39g3+)

382 340
Plus Hillary would be a pretty poor choice as a pastor/spiritual advisor
if she thinks the Valley of Dry bones is about people voting. It's a
vision about the restoration of Israel.One could preach on God's spirit
bring spiritual renewal and revival to humanty's dry and lifeless
bones....but voting?!! If one had at all an interest in the Christian
life and what that means I wouldn't look to Hillary to provide positive
examples for that. She obviously needs a conversion experience, but I
see her appearance in a black church as simple pandering-not indicating a
deep interest in the things of God

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2019 07:06 PM (AllCR)

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Hillary appeals to people who don't like Christianity or Christians, but feel they have to pay lip service to both.


Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

383 >>But who is he.
I feel relatively connected and I don't recall ever hearing his name.
Suddenly today, he speaks for anyone but himself? WTAF

Just a random clown. He was sanctioned for life by some securities exchange at a young age for being a fraud. Then he came out with some fake sex scandal against Mueller last summer that had everyone all excited for about 5 minutes because it was obviously fake and stupid.

He likes to pretend he is some truth teller from the right when he does more damage than good.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2019 07:11 PM (/tuJf)

384 With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!

====
Even the best tailors and pant suit makers can't deal with a FUPA of such magnitude.. and it moves around all the time.. depending on alcohol consumption. it is an impossible task to camouflage that thing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 04, 2019 07:12 PM (pw+jk)

385 Y'all are furgittin', Ah lived in Arkansas foh a wahl.


Suthun is mah nacherl talk.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 04, 2019 07:12 PM (hUOIa)

386 who are the candidates for April?

Me and Kathy Ireland?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:12 PM (39g3+)

387 A simple google search would reveal Hillary hugging on KKK member Robert Byrd.

People are idiots.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (pUDQf)


That was before the parties flipped.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 04, 2019 07:12 PM (1g7ch)

388 With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!

It's hard to dress a gargoyle.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (dUJdY)

JEWELLS FTW!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 04, 2019 07:12 PM (fnWQo)

389 With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!

------------

You remember the pics of her on the beach in a swimsuit in the nineties? Now, add twenty years of hard drinking on to that and there you go.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2019 07:13 PM (gC2IV)

390 Even the best tailors and pant suit makers can't deal with a FUPA of such magnitude.. and it moves around all the time.. depending on alcohol consumption. it is an impossible task to camouflage that thing.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable


If by FUPA you mean colostomy bag, yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2019 07:13 PM (IxRYM)

391 I sent him a case of raw oysters to help prepare.


I sent him a ball of string, one Tarot card, some chicken bones, a tea bag, and a Slinky.

I'm just trying to confuse him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2019 07:13 PM (fuK7c)

392 He likes to pretend he is some truth teller from the right when he does more damage than good.

I guess I missed his 15 minutes. The all of a sudden i see his name popping up.

I can go back to ignoring things that don't matter for 2000.

Thanks, Jack

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at March 04, 2019 07:13 PM (AGCSP)

393 To Nurse and Insomniac, may your days be the softness of rose petals and the fierceness of love.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2019 07:13 PM (UWekm)

394 Hey Bander, did you get a message relayed from me perchance?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2019 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

395 Completely 100 percent off topic here but I just checked a YouTube video by a band called Heilung. I believe it is what could ancient or even pagan music. Weirdly disturbing.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 04, 2019 07:14 PM (JgA4k)

396 Last month it was shibumi and BC, this month it's Insom and the nurse (InSomeNurse, as someone accurately called it), who are the candidates for April?

Unlike shibumi and Insomniac I don't think they're planning on getting married-at least not this weekend. . However, if straight folks are planning on getting married and is not currently affiliated with a church consider asking me to officiate. I've never done a wedding out of state.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2019 07:14 PM (AllCR)

397 362 LCD,

behave!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2019 07:09 PM (d7Ww2)


Why start now?



But seriously, hope it goes well for you, and you two have the great time you both deserve.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2019 07:14 PM (sy5kK)

398 who are the candidates for April?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
----

Well, We're all still waiting for publius to put a ring on Miley.....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2019 07:14 PM (UUBmN)

399 That was before the parties flipped.

Yeah they flipped so hard they're showing up in blackface and klan costumes everywhere

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:15 PM (39g3+)

400 Saw on reddit that Whitaker is out at the DoJ.

Posted by: MAGA at March 04, 2019 07:15 PM (I5LRE)

401 That was before the parties flipped.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 04, 2019 07:12 PM (1g7ch)

---
Yep. Back then Democrats actually cared somewhat about blue collar workers and worried that unlimited immigration would drive down wages.

Now they're pretty much committed to importing the entire population of Central America to serve as indentured servants.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)

402 no pressure, Insomniac!

Standing by.

Posted by: Viagra at March 04, 2019 07:15 PM (LL1Be)

403 Hillary, bless her nonexistent heart.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 04, 2019 07:15 PM (0x00j)

404 who are the candidates for April?



Me and Kathy Ireland?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:12 PM (39g3+)

===
Been there done that. She was in my high school.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 04, 2019 07:15 PM (pw+jk)

405 381 Things must be confusing for the child of Nigerian immigrants. She's told by American blacks that whites are oppressing her and blacks can't get ahead in such a racist society. Then she looks at her engineer father and physician mother....

The Africans I've met and talked to (and partied with) have a worse opinion of most American blacks than Stormfront.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:11 PM (39g3+)

That has been my experience.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 04, 2019 07:15 PM (JgA4k)

406 With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!
Posted by: Cheribebe

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With a body like hers, you don't want the clothes to "fit."

Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 04, 2019 07:15 PM (Vk+pF)

407 Hillary can handle one appearance a week, but campaigning would wear her out, and they'd be tossing her in the Scooby van again, or carrying her up stairs, and the hack would come back.


she ain't no ways ta-rhed ... as long as she can sleep most of the day, and drink while awake.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2019 07:16 PM (Cus5s)

408 She can't dress any better than an oven mitt, the exoskeleton would show through. Serious though she has major health issues.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2019 07:16 PM (0OmEj)

409 But seriously, hope it goes well for you, and you two have the great time you both deserve.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2019 07:14 PM (sy5kK)


Jokes aside, yes, this. Insom's cool, please be nice to him. It's nice to see things going well for both of you.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2019 07:16 PM (t+qrx)

410 Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

I couldn't really make that judgement about all the people in that church. I probably shouldn't make it about Hillary, but I've been listening to her since Bill was in office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2019 07:16 PM (AllCR)

411 Insom and nurse I hope ya'll have a great weekend! I'll be thinking of you

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2019 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

412 It's perilous to conduct a romance in the comments at the HQ.

What if it doesn't work out? Then everyone will be disappointed.

Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2019 07:16 PM (4HMW8)

413 Been there done that. She was in my high school.

If you gotta dream, dream big

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:16 PM (39g3+)

414
Been there done that. She was in my high school.

For Real.
she was my absolute crush in high school.
Please tell me she was nice to the geeky engineer types.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at March 04, 2019 07:17 PM (AGCSP)

415 Hey Bander, did you get a message relayed from me perchance?

Posted by: hogmartin



I did. Didn't recognize the real name. Do you mind if I reach out directly?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2019 07:17 PM (fuK7c)

416 Does that mean only dead people can play historical figures?

Posted by: rickl at March 04, 2019 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

Historical figures will only be played by leftists, and all relation to actual history will be incidental. The key is to push a modern political theme not understand anything about history.

Posted by: Quint at March 04, 2019 07:17 PM (n13/j)

417 With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly

Not many fashion designers have experience with that much machinery. The artist Christo (sp?) might have a chance.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2019 07:17 PM (OiC69)

418 Our loopy ex govnor. Hick is officially in the D race for president. Oh how I hope he sucks so much money up that the infanticide party loses a bunch of local seats. Hickenlooper is a bit of a mini Bill w/o the rape. Just comes across as very likeable but never met a progressive urbanite scheme he didn't like.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 04, 2019 07:17 PM (eASYU)

419 What if it doesn't work out? Then everyone will be disappointed.
Posted by: Emmie at March 04, 2019 07:16 PM (4HMW


Eh, no big deal. That happens in real life too. I saw it once in a movie.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2019 07:17 PM (t+qrx)

420 What if it doesn't work out? Then everyone will be disappointed.

There are worse problems. If it doesn't work out then you can't really hang out here any more. I've seen it many times in chat channels: whee love! Except not! Now I feel really weird being around you! Bye.... Its like office romance, but without work to distract you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:18 PM (39g3+)

421 Well, at least she doesn't have a flat ass.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2019 06:34 PM

Bill calls me Fat Ass. It's an endearment, just like Deplorables means I love all you rubes in the states that didn't vote for me.

Posted by: Hillary at March 04, 2019 07:18 PM (zmIJL)

422 A bunch of the Dem runners have kissed the ring of Killary.

She ain't gonna help you, suckers.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2019 07:18 PM (UWekm)

423 >>>With all the money Hills has WHY do her clothes not fit properly and she looks like a shit show?!
<<<

Because she is the prototype for Chubble. You have to start somewhere.

Posted by: Fritz at March 04, 2019 07:18 PM (wxZSX)

424 who are the candidates for April?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
----

Well, We're all still waiting for publius to put a ring on Miley.....
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2019 07:14 PM (UUBmN)

I'm just talking couplings in general, sans the legal side.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 04, 2019 07:18 PM (sZzDP)

425 That tingle!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2019 07:18 PM (iSh8b)

426 Theme of the insomniac:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRe9WS2Ag_c

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2019 07:18 PM (ePWRo)

427 That was before the parties flipped.

Ah yes, the Great Inflippining.

Posted by: Quint at March 04, 2019 07:19 PM (n13/j)

428 >>> Rumor has it that there is live video on the Dark Web. ok, I'm just causing trouble now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

No videos, nope, don't know of what you speak...

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at March 04, 2019 07:19 PM (hvf9s)

429 Monday mumuTuesday mattress cover
Wednesday mumuThursday pup tent
Friday mumuSaturday mumu with vomit bibSunday potato sack

Posted by: HIllary's closet at March 04, 2019 07:19 PM (LL1Be)

430 Kathy Ireland would have been one of those girls I once in a while peeked at in school but never spoke to. Nobody in my high school was remotely that beautiful though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:19 PM (39g3+)

431 fuck

Posted by: HIllary's closet at March 04, 2019 07:19 PM (LL1Be)

432 It's hard for me to handle that we're living in a world where the Clinton's can get away with all the stuff they have ever since allowing the CIA to run drugs and guns through Arkansas.

So many dead people who were 'aquatinted' with them. So much graft. Insider trading. Obstruction of justice. Destruction of evidence.

Their entire legacy is no different than the Italian mafia and yet here she is, teasing yet another Predidential run, because, we're just idiots and racism and stuff kept her from winning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2019 07:19 PM (pUDQf)

433 Lighting is poor, camera is distant, and they can do wonders with makeup (remember her bizarrely young and fresh looking face at the convention?) these days.

Hillary ain't running. But that foundation relies on her having some power and prestige for the graft to work so...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:07 PM (39g3+)



It's tape.

Girls are master's of disguising their less than fetching attributes.

Just yesterday, I learned about tape (face tape?) from a friend who really likes Korean beauty products so she watches Korean beauty videos.


Basically, it's tape covered by heavy make-up to get rid of wrinkles and sagginess.

Anyway, there's a million of those videos.

Here's two by the same girl.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrMJkAO2ShA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_UdKh1ks5Q

Posted by: naturalfake at March 04, 2019 07:20 PM (CRRq9)

434 I did. Didn't recognize the real name. Do you mind if I reach out directly?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 04, 2019 07:17 PM (fuK7c)


To me or the exhibits coordinator? Either is fine, I asked if she'd mind if I put you directly in contact with her and she didn't. Hopefully that's the sort of thing you were looking for with the class.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2019 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

435 AWWk, I just saw the Killary picture. Does she not have someone to bathe and groom her?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2019 07:20 PM (UWekm)

436 Kelly Preston was a class behind me in h.s. Someday she'll dump that Scientology actor...

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 04, 2019 07:20 PM (0x00j)

437 That was before the parties flipped.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 04, 2019 07:12 PM

They didn't flip. They've always been the party of slavery. Still are.

Posted by: Hillary at March 04, 2019 07:20 PM (zmIJL)

438 Ah yes, the Great Inflippining.

mUH SOuTherN STRatEGy!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 07:21 PM (9t0Zz)

439 Been there done that. She was in my high school.



For Real.

she was my absolute crush in high school.

Please tell me she was nice to the geeky engineer types.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at March 04, 2019 07:17 PM (AGCSP)

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She was nice. First met her at a local beach called hendrys. And she was a freshman when I was a senior. And I was an engineer type that played water polo and swam. Went out with one of her girlfriends.. you know birds of a feather.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 04, 2019 07:21 PM (pw+jk)

440 If by FUPA you mean colostomy bag, yeah.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2019 07:13 PM (IxRYM)

FUPA is Fat Upper Pubic Area.

Posted by: clutch at March 04, 2019 07:21 PM (kiSdp)

441 'Does that mean only dead people can play historical figures?'

Speaking of the dead, I don't recall seeing buzzzion for a while.

Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2019 07:22 PM (UdKB7)

442 Here's two by the same girl.

She looked cuter before the makeup job

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2019 07:22 PM (39g3+)

443 NOOD

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)

444 I agree with FS, just relax and enjoy the weekend and see where things go. Whenever I put too much pressure on dates they tank. I get too nervous to be myself. Just pretend you are on a dead thread here shooting the breeze...but have the perk of flirting in person.

FS officiating a wedding...now that would be special!

Posted by: LizLem at March 04, 2019 07:23 PM (hvf9s)

445 Kathy Ireland would have been one of those girls I once in a while peeked at in school but never spoke to. Nobody in my high school was remotely that beautiful though.

Miss America second runner up was in my Freshman class at BYU. She was a stunner, the kind where your brain glitches out for a second when you look at her.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2019 07:23 PM (9t0Zz)

446 Now they're pretty much committed to importing the entire population of Central America to serve as indentured servants.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 04, 2019 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)

Then to get Hawaiian Judge to declare one "indentured for life and progeny too".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 04, 2019 07:23 PM (1g7ch)

447 I can hide a large penis but a an undalating FUPA is impossible.

Posted by: Democrat Dress Designer at March 04, 2019 07:23 PM (pw+jk)

448 She was nice. First met her at a local beach called hendrys. And she was a freshman when I was a senior. And I was an engineer type that played water polo and swam. Went out with one of her girlfriends.. you know birds of a feather.

That's fabulous.
Vanessa Williams' mom was my music teacher in elementary school and played organ at my church. Vanessa took my breath away every time I saw her.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at March 04, 2019 07:26 PM (AGCSP)

449 I went to HS with Jill Goodacre (she married Harry Connick) - nice and absolutely stunning. She transferred to the other HS because she was bullied by mean girls.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2019 07:28 PM (W+vEI)

450 And a frigid, venal winter it will be.

Posted by: anotheranon at March 04, 2019 07:31 PM (N+nol)

451 Looks like they dosed her with a good load of methylphenidate and steroids before the speech.

Posted by: Countermeasures_Dispenser at March 04, 2019 07:36 PM (y9LTv)

452 Maybe adrenochrome.

Posted by: Countermeasures_Dispenser at March 04, 2019 07:37 PM (y9LTv)

453 Wot's that you say, guvnah? Bloody Sunday? Right, time to shoot some more taig demonstrators, chaps!

Posted by: The Parachute Regiment at March 04, 2019 07:40 PM (SIOiY)

454 Wasn't Edmund Pettus some kinda gol durnered racist? Why haven't they teared down dat bridge?

Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2019 07:41 PM (Y274z)

455 Weren't a lot of morons convinced Hillary was just about ready to die ? She stumbled!!'She coughed!!

Posted by: Kurt at March 04, 2019 07:55 PM (Zt+zI)

456 And of course she did win the popular vote by 3 million

Posted by: Kurt at March 04, 2019 08:09 PM (X5g/E)

457 Just a fucking vile bitch.

Posted by: warren walters at March 04, 2019 11:50 PM (NAoaM)

458 Skuse me, but did the Witch just admit that the DEAD are registering to vote for the Dims?
Sheee-it.

Posted by: Beverly at March 05, 2019 12:40 AM (XCA5w)

459 She's looking more and more like "Divine" in "Pink Flamingos."

Posted by: Beverly at March 05, 2019 12:43 AM (XCA5w)

460 God help us

Posted by: Summer of Love at March 05, 2019 02:13 AM (FJrl0)

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