True Conservative Bill Kristol Sends Abortion-Loving Liberal To Attack Conservatives at CPAC

And it goes as well as you might expect.

Even other NeverTrumpers are becoming repulsed by the stink of Bill Kristol and Pierre Omidyar's Democrat-boosting political operation, and feel the need to distance themselves from Bill Kristol and Charlie "3-Wives" Sykes' putrescence.











This Shaved Chaka empty-head is talking about Michelle Malkin there. "Some woman.

Great hire, Kap'n Bill!


Last year, she did a tweet thread declaring how important late-term abortions were.

Which is about as Tru Con as you can get!






By the way, this Shaved Chaka empty head did two silly things recently:

1, like all pathologically stupid liberals, she took John Cornyn's statement about Mussolini -- intended to suggest a parallel with the liberal state -- as endorsing Mussolini.

2, she then called for Beto O'Rourke to defeat him in an election.

Which is very on-brand for The Bulwark, whose staffers have been trying to elect Democrats for the past two cycles and are continuing their pro-Democrat agitation for a third.

ShavedChaka

Tell us all more about True Conservatism, Kap'n Bill and Ol' 3-Wives.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:29 PM




Comments

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1 The boob watchers from below have been called.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 01, 2019 05:32 PM (FTlwv)

2 Good G-d. And I'm still reeling from Van Jones being invited to speak.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

3 Look at Molly using all of today's hottest Leftist buzzwords.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 01, 2019 05:33 PM (T7t+x)

4 What was the point of that whole thing?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 01, 2019 05:34 PM (JUOKG)

5 Is this a movie review?

Posted by: tbodie at March 01, 2019 05:34 PM (Rhive)

6 Bill Kristol is a turd.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 05:34 PM (bcbK8)

7 lol

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 01, 2019 05:34 PM (9m9TT)

8 Look at Molly using all of today's hottest Leftist buzzwords.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 01, 2019 05:33 PM (T7t+x)


And look at the smarmy little toad who invited her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

9 Glad I'm not a conservative, I want a new deal. Just like Huey Lewis sang. I want a new deal

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 01, 2019 05:35 PM (AJJen)

10 What's all this about Bulwank?

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 01, 2019 05:35 PM (RuIsu)

11 The boob watchers from below have been called.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 01, 2019 05:32 PM (FTlwv)


The Boob Watchers from Below would be a good name for a 1950s sci fi movie.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 05:35 PM (t+qrx)

12 Even when Democrats are stuck with Democrat candidates they don't like, have you ever seen them throw their lot in with Republicans?

This really seems like something only our "side" does.

If Bernie Sanders captures the Dem nomination, all of these "worried" liberals are sure as hell not going to back Trump.

But GOPe is totally comfortable throwing their lot in with Democrats.

Posted by: Blago at March 01, 2019 05:35 PM (UfkIY)

13 Kristol and his Krew are minstrels who play whatever tune the coin-tossing aristocracy tells them to.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 01, 2019 05:35 PM (xiOrX)

14 The Great Unmasking continues apace.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 01, 2019 05:36 PM (GbPPJ)

15 Molly seems to be a huge fan of abortion. I guess that means Cap'n Bill is, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

16 I'd say the cheese has fallen off old Bill's cracker.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

17 Jong-Fast is one ugly bitch... outside and inside.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 01, 2019 05:36 PM (pw+jk)

18 Next year CuckPAC speakers will include Alyssa Milano, Sean Penn, and Jussie Smollett.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 01, 2019 05:37 PM (LL1Be)

19 what an awful human being she is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2019 05:37 PM (39g3+)

20 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 01, 2019 05:37 PM (C1NyB)

21 Is it possible that Bill Kristol has a lower IQ
than Juan Williams?

Posted by: dantesed at March 01, 2019 05:37 PM (193FS)

22 So Conservatives will be chased out of the public square but we'll reach out and invite Lefties to talk to us.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 01, 2019 05:37 PM (Lqy/e)

23 Regarding the EPCM girl, the good news here is that I'm an actual facility manager and oversee plant maintenance. You can tell she really, really like maintenance managers. Will call.

Posted by: MAGA at March 01, 2019 05:37 PM (I5LRE)

24 From what I have seen of it (I have never attended or consumed all content, so if I am way off on this then apologies in advance), CPAC is pretty mainstream conservative.

When it gets to the point Kristol is sending real-life leftist trolls to a basically mainstream event, he really needs to change that tagline on his new website.

I mean, if it were an opposition conservative conference (like Restoration Weekend, for example), then maybe - MAYBE - he can make a claim. But CPAC? C'mon, dude.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (I2dne)

25 A relative is at CPAC, Cap'n Bill always shows up at these events to strut around like a portly bantam rooster

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (U7k5w)

26 Molly seems to be a huge fan of abortion. I guess that means Cap'n Bill is, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

They're the same person....ever seen 'em together?

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (ykq7q)

27 Who is this Molly guy anyway?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (sLicW)

28 Why wasn't Bill Kristol at CPAC?

Posted by: blaster at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (ZfRYq)

29 Sigh. My husband has a cousin who is a true DC swamp creature.

At the recent memorial for our murdered loved one, the wife of the swamp creature, who is a lovely ginger....and adopted....said she's pro-choice. But killing babies after they've been born is icky.

I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

30 Did the person get laughed right out of the place?

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (BbGew)

31 Molly Jong-Fast is what happens to a turd when you wipe it halfway and give up and let it fester in your ass until you can be bothered to take the angle-head shower head to it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK8)

32 Heh, apparently this woman blocked me on Twitter, she can't even stand mild criticism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (39g3+)

33 Even when Democrats are stuck with Democrat candidates they don't like,
have you ever seen them throw their lot in with Republicans?



This really seems like something only our "side" does.

==
That's because "our" side is not "our" side. It is their side. Look at the CR numbers for "our" side. Most of "our" side is below 50.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 01, 2019 05:39 PM (pw+jk)

34 These people are insane.

There is no such thing as a nevertrumping conservative. You are a fucking leftist. Own it, you fucking faggots.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 01, 2019 05:39 PM (+dsLj)

35 The Boob Watchers from Below would be a good name for a 1950s sci fi movie.
Posted by: hog martin


needs a Teen, Atomic, or Killer in the title ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Title Critic ... at March 01, 2019 05:39 PM (LPnfS)

36 Is it possible that Bill Kristol has a lower IQ
than Juan Williams?
Posted by: dantesed at March 01, 2019 05:37 PM (193FS)

Hannity needs to book them for the same show and ask them to debate the question. Live.

Posted by: tbodie at March 01, 2019 05:39 PM (Rhive)

37 Molly Jong-Fast is what happens to a turd when you wipe it halfway and give up and let it fester in your ass until you can be bothered to take the angle-head shower head to it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK
+++++++++++
If you're this familiar with my hygiene routines, I assume you have a camera in my bathroom. I ask that you please remove it. It is a pretty extreme violation of my privacy.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM (I2dne)

38 I can't imagine that Erica Jong's kiddie is the slightest bit conservative. I'm sure she favors abortion, infanticide, and any other sort of perversion under the sun.

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM (U7k5w)

39 1.) Molly Jong-Fast is ugly and wilts my EPCM boner. Thanks a lot, Ace.

2.) What exactly is the context re: Cornyn's tweet? I find it hard to believe he's a big supporter of il fascismo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM (9cg5O)

40 What is a turnaround?

I don't know, tell me more

Posted by: blaster at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM (ZfRYq)

41 What is a Jong-Fest?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM (ZMWtN)

42 Fine, but is CPAC going to tell me about optimizing my downtime during programmed maintenance?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM (LWu6U)

43 Cap"n Bill Kristol next gig is going to be on "My 600 Pound Life."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 01, 2019 05:41 PM (pw+jk)

44 Hannity needs to book them for the same show and ask them to debate the question. Live.
Posted by: tbodie at March 01, 2019 05:39 PM (Rhive)
++++++++++
No way. Terrible idea. I don't know if you know how much studio equipment costs, but that stuff is *not* cheap.

The singularity of stupid that this pairing would create has a good probability of destroying seven figures' worth of perfectly good and functional kit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:41 PM (I2dne)

45 Sometimes I jong fast, sometimes I jong slow. It really depends on the mood like if I've had a stressful day.

Posted by: JROD at March 01, 2019 05:41 PM (1dvCZ)

46 There is no such thing as a nevertrumping conservative. You are a fucking leftist. Own it, you fucking faggots.

They can't. If they ever just come out and say "well we aren't conservative at all" then there's no more invites to colleges, no more talking head shows, no more guest columns to write etc. The whole con falls apart. Its only as long as they can be portrayed as Concerned Conservatives that they have a career.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2019 05:41 PM (39g3+)

47 38 I can't imagine that Erica Jong's kiddie is the slightest bit conservative. I'm sure she favors abortion, infanticide, and any other sort of perversion under the sun.
Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM (U7k5w)

From the zipless fuck, a useless fuck.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 05:41 PM (bcbK8)

48 She looks to young to be a long haired , bitter faced bint. I bet she gets lots of compliments about the hyphen.

When she gets old she can crop her hair and really fit in.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2019 05:42 PM (Z+IKu)

49 Cornyn is establishment GOP.

They're not even pretending conservative anymore, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 01, 2019 05:42 PM (NIaGU)

50
Mollly Schlong, what?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2019 05:42 PM (zBaqJ)

51 Is this fine specimen related to Erica Jong? Perhaps she'll share her thoughts on German toilets.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 01, 2019 05:42 PM (FTlwv)

52 What is a Jong-Fest?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM (ZMWtN)


Don't Google ... but you need penicillin afterwards ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Title Critic ... at March 01, 2019 05:42 PM (LPnfS)

53 What is a Jong-Fest?

A form of weasel.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 01, 2019 05:42 PM (LL1Be)

54 Molly is one ugly dude.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 01, 2019 05:42 PM (C1NyB)

55 And you thought the democrat party was fracked

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 01, 2019 05:42 PM (AJJen)

56 Does Jong-Fast use Slim-Fast?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2019 05:43 PM (aKsyK)

57 @41 Mike Hammer-It's what I did this morning.

Posted by: JROD at March 01, 2019 05:43 PM (1dvCZ)

58 Molly's just jongin' and jivin'.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 01, 2019 05:43 PM (zmIJL)

59 47: It's the usual way. Don't think Fast hung around that marriage too long

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 05:43 PM (U7k5w)

60 On The Five just now, they were asked "If you could dis-invent something, what would it be?"

Kennedy responded "The atom bomb." And not one person at the table offered an argument or disagreed.

I guess they would have been fine with the final invasion of Japan and its horrible outcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

61 39 1.) Molly Jong-Fast is ugly and wilts my EPCM boner. Thanks a lot, Ace.

2.) What exactly is the context re: Cornyn's tweet? I find it hard to believe he's a big supporter of il fascismo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM (9cg5O)


He quoted Mussolini as a way to show how he sounds exactly like Donkey Chompers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2019 05:43 PM (zBaqJ)

62 "an extremely scary pro-life panel"
........

yeah, life is so much scarier than the alternative

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

63 People ought to start tweeting ahoy to her

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (TN1P5)

64 Sometimes Jake Tapper gives up his seat riding Bill Kristol's wife to let me know how much he appreciates our vets.

Posted by: Molly Dong Feast at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (BRpqW)

65 Molly seems to be a huge fan of abortion. I guess that means Cap'n Bill is, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)


I just read something by Mollie Hemmingway and then read that and my brain seized up for a second.


By the by, WaPo put out a weasely "correction" about the Covington kids about half an hour ago.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (GbPPJ)

66 I like how Christian Vanderbrouk (whoever the fuck that is) defends it by saying she's a token lib columnist. Um, dipshit, she's literally there representing the cuckshed.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (SkuXa)

67 What is a Jong-Fest?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM

A zipless cuck.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (zmIJL)

68 Gah,she is ugly.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (BXMxN)

69 By the by, WaPo put out a weasely "correction" about the Covington kids about half an hour ago.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (GbPPJ)

Someone got served papers at WaPo?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (bcbK8)

70 The WaPo just issued a non-apology apology to the Covington kids. After 5 pm on a Friday night.

I don't think this is going to stop the lawsuit.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (/tuJf)

71 By the by, WaPo put out a weasely "correction" about the Covington kids about half an hour ago.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (GbPPJ)
++++++++++
Good for them. Too bad they didn't do it during the grace period or during the week or so afterward. If they had, they might not have gotten slapped with a quarter-billion dollar lawsuit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (I2dne)

72
What do Jong-Fest's tits look like?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (f1Vqw)

73 62 "an extremely scary pro-life panel"
........

yeah, life is so much scarier than the alternative
Posted by: wth at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (v0R5T

=====

I can't imagine a more conservative message than: abortion is women's healthcare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (NIaGU)

74 @52 Adriane the Movie title critic- Oh shit, I'm in trouble now !

Posted by: JROD at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (1dvCZ)

75 I guess they would have been fine with the final invasion of Japan and its horrible outcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Bet she felt special saying that... Brownie points

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (O2RFr)

76 68 Gah,she is ugly.
Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (BXMxN)


Looks like John Lithgow doing "Garp Part 47" and with a case of the slims.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (zBaqJ)

77 I like how Christian Vanderbrouk (whoever the fuck that is) defends it by saying she's a token lib columnist. Um, dipshit, she's literally there representing the cuckshed.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (SkuXa)
++++++++++
Everyone else piling on fails to see the same point.

They're doing it on purpose. It isn't a difficult point to grasp.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (I2dne)

78 What do Jong-Fest's tits look like?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (f1Vqw)

======
Vertical bowling pins?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (pw+jk)

79 71 By the by, WaPo put out a weasely "correction" about the Covington kids about half an hour ago.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (GbPPJ)
++++++++++
Good for them. Too bad they didn't do it during the grace period or during the week or so afterward. If they had, they might not have gotten slapped with a quarter-billion dollar lawsuit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (I2dne)

=====

Hmmmm...maybe they're scared?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (NIaGU)

80 I'm fine with Van Jones being invited to speak. I wouldn't even boo him. I might not applaud him, but I wouldn't boo him.

Of course, I agree with him on precisely nothing, and might not even show up to listen to him, but what the hey...

Posted by: JEM at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (8erNz)

81 He quoted Mussolini as a way to show how he sounds exactly like Donkey Chompers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2019 05:43 PM (zBaqJ)

--------

I figured it was something along those lines.

Funny part? I read it and thought "Hmm... there must be more to this. Even hardline left-wing fascists don't quote Il Duce in the open." So I asked about context.

I guess I don't have the chops to be a reporter for the Bulwark.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (9cg5O)

82 72
What do Jong-Fest's tits look like?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (f1Vqw)


Sugar cones. Chewed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (zBaqJ)

83  Jong-Fast is one ugly bitch... outside and inside
===
I would think she should be strongly opposed to abortion what with needing proof someone actually had sex with her

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (TN1P5)

84 The atomic bomb and any technology really are inevitable unless you stay in the stone age.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (BXMxN)

85 They're doing it on purpose. It isn't a difficult point to grasp.
------

No shit?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (SkuXa)

86 I want to know who invited Van Jones to speak. A f**king communist.

CPAC is dead to me. Well, except for Michelle Malkin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

87 This is only the beginning of the lawsuits against the lying assholes right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 01, 2019 05:47 PM (AJJen)

88
Wait, is she related to Whoa, Fat?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2019 05:47 PM (zBaqJ)

89 86 I want to know who invited Van Jones to speak. A f**king communist.

CPAC is dead to me. Well, except for Michelle Malkin.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

It's a battleground. It's worth fighting on, just don't build a summer home there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 05:47 PM (bcbK8)

90 Good for them. Too bad they didn't do it during the grace period or during the week or so afterward. If they had, they might not have gotten slapped with a quarter-billion dollar lawsuit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (I2dne)



The only thing that was directly corrected was that Chief Lies A Lot was a Vietnam veteran. Everything else was all weasely.

This is an attempt to mitigate damages. I hope it gets shoved down their throats.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 01, 2019 05:47 PM (GbPPJ)

91
Molly Jong-Ill...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2019 05:48 PM (zBaqJ)

92 Hmmmm...maybe they're scared?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 01, 2019 05:46 PM (NIaGU)
+++++++++++
I desperately hope so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:48 PM (I2dne)

93 At what point do these toxic tugboat twinks become liable for fraud?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2019 05:48 PM (AM1GF)

94 What is a Jong-Fest?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.



Jong-Fast, Molly 1978–

One of Jong-Fast's reasons for writing Normal Girl was that she wanted to present an unglamorized account of substance abuse. Bulimic as a teenager and an alcoholic by age sixteen, the author also used cocaine, LSD, sleeping pills, and diet pills.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2019 05:48 PM (/dN1M)

95 86 I want to know who invited Van Jones to speak. A f**king communist.

CPAC is dead to me. Well, except for Michelle Malkin.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:47 PM (ptqGC)


And on the 10th anniversary of Limabugh's stem-winder.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2019 05:48 PM (zBaqJ)

96 She is awful. If Bill Kristol thought this was a good idea then he's further around the bend than I thought.

I hope she's getting pounded on Twitter. I would say she's acting like a middle schooler but that's really unfair to middle schoolers everywhere.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 05:48 PM (U5tDi)

97 Oh, and that sleaze Lanny Davis said that Cohens testimony "behind closed doors" was "game" changing and "bombshell." That's it this time Trump is done.. No... I mean it this time...Gonna be an early night

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

98 So is a "scary pro-life panel" as scary as little babies being kept "comfortable" before being murdered?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

99 The war of words is getting old. I'm not a fatalist but I am impatient about some things.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 05:49 PM (2DOZq)

100 Why wasn't Bill Kristol at CPAC?

Posted by: blaster at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (ZfRYq)
........

The chairs provided would not sustain the live load.

Posted by: CPAC structural engineer at March 01, 2019 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

101 I always imagine that without the A-bomb we would have had a north and south Japan since Russia would have invaded them.

Imagine that.

Germany was inevitable, and Korea was pretty complicated but to lose half of Japan to the commies would have killed another couple dozen millions after the invasion.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2019 05:49 PM (LWu6U)

102 Molly Jung-Fast is the daughter of another highly overrated writer Erica Jung.

Posted by: Cheri at March 01, 2019 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

103 But in a video on Turnaround she never did.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2019 05:49 PM (BbGew)

104 I want to know who invited Van Jones to speak. A f**king communist.



CPAC is dead to me. Well, except for Michelle Malkin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:47 PM (ptqGC)





And on the 10th anniversary of Limabugh's stem-winder.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2019 05:48 PM (zBaqJ)


And on the 7th anniversary of Andrew Breitbart's death.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

105 I never picked cotton
But my mother did
And my brother did
And my sister did
And my daddy died young
Workin' in the coal mine

Posted by: Cap'n Billy Kristol at March 01, 2019 05:50 PM (wxZSX)

106 The only thing that was directly corrected was that Chief Lies A Lot was a Vietnam veteran. Everything else was all weasely.

This is an attempt to mitigate damages. I hope it gets shoved down their throats.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 01, 2019 05:47 PM (GbPPJ)
+++++++++++
Interesting. May have been a mistake, then? I don't know much about civil law (I don't even play on TV) but wouldn't a half-assed correction after the lawsuit was filed that still isn't a clear retraction and correction regarding the real subject of that lawsuit play *against* them during litigation?

I mean, they're demonstrating that they're willing and able to make corrections about the story, but not willing to correct the thing they're actually being sued for?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:50 PM (I2dne)

107 97 Oh, and that sleaze Lanny Davis said that Cohens testimony "behind closed doors" was "game" changing and "bombshell." That's it this time Trump is done.. No... I mean it this time...Gonna be an early night
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)


But in front of the cameras he all but implicated the Dem members of the committee as aiding and abetting perjury.

Yup, Lanny. "GAME-CHANGING."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2019 05:50 PM (zBaqJ)

108 101
I always imagine that without the A-bomb we would have had a north and south Japan since Russia would have invaded them.


So which side would have developed tentacle?

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 05:51 PM (T6t7i)

109 >>Oh, and that sleaze Lanny Davis said that Cohens testimony "behind closed doors" was "game" changing and "bombshell." That's it this time Trump is done.. No... I mean it this time...Gonna be an early night

Sure. Mueller and his team have crawled through Cohen's life for a year and didn't find it anything and Cohen didn't give him anything to mitigate his prison time. He decided to wait for a classified briefing to Congress that won't help him at all.

Sure thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 05:51 PM (/tuJf)

110 What jackass would invite this vapid, useless, dumb, putrid twat to a conservative conference?

Was this like a strange show and tell for your freak friends?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2019 05:51 PM (VkWRL)

111
I'm wondering: what role does Jong-Fest play in the cuckshed games?

Is she like some kind of fluffer?

Cap'n Bill and the boys sit out in the cuckshed watching Paolo bang their wives, and Jong-Fest tells them what pathetic limp dicks they are?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 01, 2019 05:51 PM (f1Vqw)

112 102 Molly Jung-Fast is the daughter of another highly overrated writer Erica Jung.
Posted by: Cheri at March 01, 2019 05:49 PM (oiNtH)


"You hafff spelt zee name wrong, arschelochen!

- - Karl JUNG, not JONG

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2019 05:51 PM (zBaqJ)

113 I mean, they're demonstrating that they're willing and able to make corrections about the story, but not willing to correct the thing they're actually being sued for?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:50 PM (I2dne)

--------

But, if they do correct it, it's an admission of guilt. They should have just shut up and let the judge carry Bezos' water (which is likely anyway).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 05:52 PM (9cg5O)

114 76: She does give off a tranny vibe

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 05:52 PM (U7k5w)

115 If Van Jones gave a speech in the forest, would a tree fall on him?

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2019 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

116 I made the mistake of checking Meggie Mac's twitter.

She was beside herself snarking at PDT while he was in Vietnam because HERO DADDY.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

117 >>> Annnnnd they didn't pull my press credentials so I'm back at day two in the bad place.

The Bad Place, a la the show The Good Place? I guess she can't call it The Sunken Place, that is sooooooo 2018.

Posted by: LizLem at March 01, 2019 05:52 PM (hvf9s)

118 Donald Trump brings out the inner worshiper of Moloch in me.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 01, 2019 05:52 PM (SkuXa)

119 >>>So is a "scary pro-life panel" as scary as little babies being kept "comfortable" before being murdered?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

But Jane, my liberal friends have assured me that is just lies!

When ever we point out what they themselves said the response form the left is to scream "STOP LYING!"

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2019 05:52 PM (q177U)

120 Somebody clearly doesn't understand the 11th or 12th tradition or the closed meeting statement.

Posted by: DaveA at March 01, 2019 05:52 PM (FhXTo)

121 Yup, Lanny. "GAME-CHANGING."

I don't believe Lanny Davis really exists. I think he's really lizard Hillary in a human suit.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 05:53 PM (T6t7i)

122 Why is Kap'n Kristol still peacocking for his liberal masters? Didn't his check show up?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 05:53 PM (pUDQf)

123
The atomic bomb and any technology really are inevitable unless you stay in the stone age.
Posted by: steevy


In order to save the planet we must revert to stone knives and bear skins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2019 05:53 PM (aKsyK)

124 It is absolutely shameful how these cuckservatives first helped destroy the Tea Party (though the TP did its own homework on self immolation). Then CPAC is anything but Conservative.
Constitutionalists? Is this the tag we are to embrace now? Funny how the left and the GOP-e cuckservatives use the Constitution to wipe their asses after a buffet meal at Taco Bell.So what is our rally cry now? Feeling pretty defeated.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 01, 2019 05:53 PM (jxbfJ)

125 boob watchers

Ozzy man had that clip somewhere.

Posted by: DaveA at March 01, 2019 05:54 PM (FhXTo)

126 Guy who punched the kid at Berkley, arrested.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 01, 2019 05:54 PM (4e+hS)

127 Maybe we can get Kristol to invite guests to the next humanitarian conference. I'm sure he can get a few of the guys from ISIS to show up.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2019 05:54 PM (VkWRL)

128 I don't believe Lanny Davis really exists. I think he's really lizard Hillary in a human suit.
Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 05:53 PM (T6t7i)
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I wonder if even he believes the crap he says.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 05:54 PM (U5tDi)

129 The atomic bomb and any technology really are inevitable unless you stay in the stone age.
Posted by: steevy
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It's the peak of the cycle...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2019 05:54 PM (YvUf/)

130 In order to save the planet we must revert to stone knives and bear skins.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2019 05:53 PM (aKsyK)
+++++++++
But fur is murder!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:54 PM (I2dne)

131 130
In order to save the planet we must revert to stone knives and bear skins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2019 05:53 PM (aKsyK)

+++++++++

But fur is murder!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:54 PM (I2dne)
But reaching into the "fur" to abort a baby isn't. Go figure.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 01, 2019 05:55 PM (jxbfJ)

132 I do understand now why liberal men are effeminate soy boys. Their women are disgusting troglodytes. They must cower nightly so as not to anger the beast.

Strap ons must hurt though. Poor little fellas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 05:55 PM (pUDQf)

133 Guy who punched the kid at Berkley, arrested.
Posted by: Dr Spank
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Will be released, time served, 10 hours of 'community service'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2019 05:55 PM (YvUf/)

134
I wonder if even he believes the crap he says.





Posted by: bluebell


I doubt it. It must take an ocean of vodka to dull the pain when he looks in the mirror.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 05:55 PM (T6t7i)

135 Don't vote for the Jong-Jung.

Posted by: Bettie Cook Scott at March 01, 2019 05:55 PM (zmIJL)

136 CPac is probably fun for people who go but its as useful as a march. Nobody has ever had their mind change by a march. Nothing of significance or importance has ever happened at one of these conferences. They can seem terribly important and life-changing at the time but in the end it was just time spent and nothing gained. There's never been a moment where people looked back and said "it was at that CPAC, that speech changed everything!" or "it all turned around after Brietbard was at CPAC!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2019 05:56 PM (39g3+)

137 37 Molly Jong-Fast is what happens to a turd when you wipe it halfway and give up and let it fester in your ass until you can be bothered to take the angle-head shower head to it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 01, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK
+++++++++++
If you're this familiar with my hygiene routines, I assume you have a camera in my bathroom. I ask that you please remove it. It is a pretty extreme violation of my privacy.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM (I2dne)


Everyone knows you leave the turd there because it's bigger and stiffer than Jonah's dick.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2019 05:56 PM (VaN/j)

138 I wonder if even he believes the crap he says.

Which one? Cuck Kristol or Cuck Tapper?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 05:56 PM (O2RFr)

139 Okay, the Warmbier family can shut up going after PDT now.

If it weren't for Trump, their son would never have come home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

140 Okay, time for me to hit the road. I have a dinner meeting with bosses tonight and need to go prepare. Yay.

Good afternoon, Horde!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2019 05:57 PM (I2dne)

141 Erica Jong is the author whose signal contribution to literature was the zipless f***. Wow, impressive.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 05:57 PM (T6t7i)

142 Had no idea who Molly Fast Jung was so had to look her up, a minute of my life I will never get back.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2019 05:57 PM (BbGew)

143 I wonder if even he believes the crap he says.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 05:54 PM (U5tDi)
..........

It depends on whether the check has cleared or not.

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2019 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

144 EPSM link in sidebar. Oh my dear Lord. Get thee henceforth if you haven't already.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 01, 2019 05:58 PM (TbjbO)

145 11 The boob watchers from below have been called.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 01, 2019 05:32 PM (FTlwv)

The Boob Watchers from Below would be a good name for a 1950s sci fi movie.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 05:35 PM (t+qrx)


There is no bad angle from which to watch boobs.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2019 05:58 PM (VaN/j)

146 139 Okay, the Warmbier family can shut up going after PDT now.

If it weren't for Trump, their son would never have come home.

We saw that coming....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 05:58 PM (O2RFr)

147

Did someone say wang feast?

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 01, 2019 05:58 PM (aKsyK)

148 I hope it gets shoved down their throats.

That's hardly vicious enough. Are you sure your ok?

Posted by: DaveA at March 01, 2019 05:58 PM (FhXTo)

149 I never picked cotton
But my mother did
And my brother did
And my sister did
And my daddy died young
Workin' in the coal mine

Posted by: Cap'n Billy Kristol at March 01, 2019 05:50 PM (wxZSX)

My Dad played that song when I was a young teen...I've always hated it.

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2019 05:59 PM (ykq7q)

150 Molly Jung-Fast is the daughter of another highly overrated writer Erica Jung.
Posted by: Cheri

See #94

It makes sense. Mommy dearest, as it were. She comes from a sadly dysfunctional family.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2019 05:59 PM (YvUf/)

151 why would you give your kid the names of both your second husband AND the third (her father). Why not "Mann" which is her maiden name. Anyway. old Erica is very into the donks, and one of the nephews is Hillary strategist Peter Daou. Cap'n Kristol runs with a very creepy liberal crowd, even for a paycheck conservative

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 05:59 PM (U7k5w)

152 Donna, I was talking about Lanny Davis.

That guy is so glib and he oozes insincerity with every word. I just have to wonder if he believes a word of it himself because it's all nonsense.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 05:59 PM (U5tDi)

153 May they choke on their spite and witness the complete reversal of their statist dreams.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2019 06:00 PM (0ogxh)

154 It's Erica Jong, not Jung.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 06:00 PM (T6t7i)

155 Donna, I was talking about Lanny Davis.


Okay... Thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2019 06:00 PM (O2RFr)

156 Does a Jong-Fast live in trees, or does it burrow between the walls in bathrooms?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 01, 2019 06:01 PM (nRj4F)

157 Does Bill Kristol actually exist? I think he's just malfunctioning AI.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 01, 2019 06:01 PM (JgA4k)

158 So wait, Kristol's new big idea is yet another "gorillas in the mist" style report on CPAC???

I'm old enough to remember that this was the kind of stupidity that The Weekly Standard was supposed to set straight.

If I'm the backer writing checks, I'm pretty pissed because he could read the exact same thing in the Huffington Post for free.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 01, 2019 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)

159 Say what you will, this didn't happen when Obama was president.

Opium-addicted parrots raid poppy fields, battle farmers...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 06:01 PM (+y/Ru)

160 In other newz, we have a new deck. Contractor did an incredible job, and is now repairing storm damage to windows around the house.

I've never seen a more meticulous, harder working guy. I only wish he would do the whole house painting, because he spent thirty minutes pointing out Every Single Thing whatever painters we hire need to focus on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

161 "108
101

I always imagine that without the A-bomb we would have had a north and south Japan since Russia would have invaded them.

So which side would have developed tentacle?


Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 05:51 PM (T6t7i)"
...
I got bad news for you, friend. That particular interest predates the bomb by centuries. There are paintings and illustrations should you care to look for them.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 01, 2019 06:03 PM (eAshZ)

162 65 Molly seems to be a huge fan of abortion. I guess that means Cap'n Bill is, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

I just read something by Mollie Hemmingway and then read that and my brain seized up for a second.


By the by, WaPo put out a weasely "correction" about the Covington kids about half an hour ago.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 01, 2019 05:44 PM (GbPPJ)


Good point. She should be forbidden to use the name "Mollie".

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2019 06:03 PM (VaN/j)

163 Guy who punched the kid at Berkley, arrested.


Posted by: Dr Spank

Awesome - I hope he gets what's coming to him and if he has priors, he'll do some time.

Posted by: Cheri at March 01, 2019 06:03 PM (oiNtH)

164 Van Jones was there because of the sentencing reform that President Trump signed. Democrats have ignored the issue.


It was his signature issue - and a short clip I saw of Jones at a panel was funny. Jones even said something like "I can't believe I'm here either. The Republicans are doing what the Democrats won't do", or something similar.



Even Jones was dumbfounded that he was even there, and probably equally dumbfounded that the Republicans invited him to be a part of the panel. He couldn't hide it.



Gotta admit, the Repubs are taking the "big tent" concept to a level I would have never expected.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2019 06:03 PM (sy5kK)

165 CPac is probably fun for people who go but its as useful as a march. Nobody has ever had their mind change by a march. Nothing of significance or importance has ever happened at one of these conferences. They can seem terribly important and life-changing at the time but in the end it was just time spent and nothing gained. There's never been a moment where people looked back and said "it was at that CPAC, that speech changed everything!" or "it all turned around after Brietbard was at CPAC!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


It's ( or was ) ComicCon for a part of GOPe politics.

The real action is in the funding that goes on in different suites.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2019 06:03 PM (0ogxh)

166 EPSM link in sidebar. Oh my dear Lord. Get thee henceforth if you haven't already.
Posted by: Muad'dib


Yeah, I saw that and wondered why it was posted. Took about ten seconds to figure it out...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2019 06:03 PM (AM1GF)

167 EPSM link in sidebar. Oh my dear Lord. Get thee henceforth if you haven't already.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 01, 2019 05:58 PM (TbjbO)
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Oh for Pete's sake.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 06:03 PM (U5tDi)

168 I will say that I find the open contempt for Right to Lifers actually refreshing. We always knew that were using them for a grift and were secretly pro-abortion.

So now Bill can see exactly how many "pro-abortion conservatives" there actually are.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 01, 2019 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)

169 Yeah, I saw that and wondered why it was posted. Took about ten seconds to figure it out...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2019 06:03 PM (AM1GF)
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Oh c'mon. Even I got it in one second.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 06:05 PM (U5tDi)

170 72
What do Jong-Fest's tits look like?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 01, 2019 05:45 PM (f1Vqw)


There are some things it is not meant for man to know. And in this case, I'm good with that.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2019 06:06 PM (VaN/j)

171
38 I can't imagine that Erica Jong's kiddie is the slightest bit conservative. I'm sure she favors abortion, infanticide, and any other sort of perversion under the sun.
Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 05:40 PM (U7k5w)








She's also the granddaughter of that blacklisted commie cocksucker Howard Fast.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2019 06:06 PM (G72s7)

172 Oh I forgot in the previous thread, Malkin had a line that took a shot at the cruise ship grifters.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 01, 2019 06:06 PM (r+sAi)

173 Welp, we've lost all the men.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 06:07 PM (U5tDi)

174 Ah, The Bulwark's 'zipless cuck' is snarking on pro-lifers! Hilarious.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2019 06:07 PM (W+vEI)

175 Wait till the 'rons find out the woman in the sidebar is a trannie. *giggle*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

176 The only time I had any real respect for Lanny Davis it was when he started hitting on Morgan Fairchild on Twitter. Even Lanny Davis has more testosterone than ConservaCuck Inc.

Posted by: Molly Dong Feast at March 01, 2019 06:07 PM (BRpqW)

177 BRB. Writing checks for software.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 01, 2019 06:07 PM (TbjbO)

178 I hope she's getting pounded on Twitter. I would say she's acting like a middle schooler but that's really unfair to middle schoolers everywhere.
Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 05:48 PM (U5tDi)


I would be very surprised if she didn't have a very twitchy 'block' reflex.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 06:07 PM (t+qrx)

179 Only 37% of people found Michael Cohen's testimony credible - Hill-HarrisX Poll

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 01, 2019 06:07 PM (4e+hS)

180 Welp, we've lost all the men.
Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 06:07 PM (U5tDi)


"Captain bluebell's log, day 38..."

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 06:08 PM (t+qrx)

181 There is no bad angle from which to watch boobs.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2019 05:58 PM

IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE BOOBS!

Posted by: Every crappy horror movie at March 01, 2019 06:08 PM (zmIJL)

182 The Bulwark is embracing obnoxious twitter trolling as its raison d'etre. That does open up a bit of market niche for the Goldberg/Hayes "newsletter" project.

Goldberg's "elevator pitch" of the newsletter can be "We're like the Bulwark, but like 25% less despised by all humans on the planet."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 01, 2019 06:08 PM (hdzef)

183 150: And the grand daughter of Howard Fast, who wrote Spartacus, but was also a communist at one stage

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 06:08 PM (U7k5w)

184 So apparently there's a viral thing on Twitter about people throwing Kraft singles on their babies/toddlers faces. Which is distasteful enough without all the horrible Robert Kraft jokes that immediately spring to mind.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 01, 2019 06:08 PM (SkuXa)

185 The punk who punched the conservative activist in the face at Berkeley, Zach Greenberg, has been arrested for assault.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (/tuJf)

186 Captain bluebell's log, day 38..."
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 06:08 PM (t+qrx)
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LOL! But I'm right, aren't I.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (U5tDi)

187 Gotta admit, the Repubs are taking the "big tent" concept to a level I would have never expected.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2019 06:03 PM (sy5kK)

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I'm actually a big tent guy - I think there's a lot of room for patriotic Democrats to join us in the war against Communism, so long as they can get their heads out of their asses and see the light.

But I draw the line considerably further right than actual avowed Communists like Jones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (9cg5O)

188 182
The Bulwark is embracing obnoxious twitter trolling as its raison
d'etre. That does open up a bit of market niche for the Goldberg/Hayes
"newsletter" project.



Goldberg's "elevator pitch" of the newsletter can be "We're like the
Bulwark, but like 25% less despised by all humans on the planet."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 01, 2019 06:08 PM (hdzef)

---
"Unlike the Bulwark, we don't actively take dumps on our prospective readers. Oh sure, we still hold them in utter contempt, but we'll hide it much, much better."

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)

189 171: Probably remained communist but wanted to sell more novels. McCarthy was right about these people

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (U7k5w)

190 We shall only hire TrueCons!

And we shall call our publication, The Bastion of Spades!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (wxZSX)

191 So apparently there's a viral thing on Twitter about
people throwing Kraft singles on their babies/toddlers faces. Which is
distasteful enough without all the horrible Robert Kraft jokes that
immediately spring to mind.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 01, 2019 06:08 PM (SkuXa)


WHAT?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

192 How much does that turnaround software cost? I got like 45 bucks.

That's some epic software. Real soft.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 06:10 PM (pUDQf)

193 I would be very surprised if she didn't have a very twitchy 'block' reflex.

She does, probably something her counselor told her to do, to keep her from needing a safe space or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)

194 I can't imagine that Erica Jong's kiddie is the slightest bit conservative. I'm sure she favors abortion, infanticide, and any other sort of perversion under the sun.
Posted by: CN


I don't have a problem telling them to be glad that they're alive. Because mom supports killing them.

Bonus points if you do it in a crowded grocery store.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2019 06:10 PM (IxRYM)

195 >>Welp, we've lost all the men.

Aren't they gross and crude?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 06:10 PM (/tuJf)

196 105 I never picked cotton
But my mother did
And my brother did
And my sister did
And my daddy died young
Workin' in the coal mine
Posted by: Cap'n Billy Kristol at March 01, 2019 05:50 PM (wxZSX)


If Irving Kristol were alive he'd exercise the privilege of the paterfamilias, and have his defective spawn exposed on a hillside.

The other day I heard either Bennett or Anton say it broke his heart what's happened to Cap'n Bill, how vicious he's become.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2019 06:10 PM (VaN/j)

197
166 EPSM link in sidebar. Oh my dear Lord. Get thee henceforth if you haven't already.
Posted by: Muad'dib

Yeah, I saw that and wondered why it was posted. Took about ten seconds to figure it out...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2019 06:03 PM (AM1GF)








I have a sudden need to delve deeply into the question of Industrial Debottlenecking.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2019 06:10 PM (G72s7)

198 Okay, the Warmbier family can shut up going after PDT now.

If it weren't for Trump, their son would never have come home.


Without Projection and Transference, progs would have no defense mechanisms.

And just shutting up is apparently no longer a thing.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 01, 2019 06:10 PM (LL1Be)

199 185
The punk who punched the conservative activist in the face at Berkeley, Zach Greenberg, has been arrested for assault.

Posted by: JackStraw


Link?

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 06:11 PM (T6t7i)

200 Welp, we've lost all the men.
Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 06:07 PM

We can't welp. It's not fair.

Posted by: All the men at March 01, 2019 06:11 PM (zmIJL)

201 >>That guy is so glib and he oozes insincerity with every word. I just have to wonder if he believes a word of it himself because it's all nonsense.


It's the glow in the dark bleached teeth and smile pasted on his face as he recites the Clintons' latest spin on whatever that gets me. Is there a more committed Clintonite than Lanny?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2019 06:11 PM (W+vEI)

202 194: Wonder if Erica had Molly in order to get some of grandpa's money?

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 06:11 PM (U7k5w)

203 WHAT?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at

It's at Twitchy, videos of people throwing slices of cheese on their kids face. I don't know.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 01, 2019 06:11 PM (SkuXa)

204 The punk who punched the conservative activist in the face at Berkeley, Zach Greenberg, has been arrested for assault.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (/tuJf)

Wow. I didn't think anything would come of this, given the present state of Berkeley.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 01, 2019 06:12 PM (T7t+x)

205
What's With Her Fucking Head Tilt??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 01, 2019 06:12 PM (F5Z82)

206 But I draw the line considerably further right than actual avowed Communists like Jones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (9cg5O)

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It depends. I can see the value in having someone like him go in and display points of agreement. If your goal is to shatter the monolithic ethnic voting blocs AND shake up the current coalitions, that's one of the tools you use.

In fact, I don't even have a problem with the Communist part insofar as it will inevitably be turned on the billionaire backers of the Dems.

Basically, you encircle the Dems by taking away both flanks, hitting them on the right but also the left.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 01, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

207 Aren't they gross and crude?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 06:10 PM (/tuJf)
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I wouldn't go that far. But predictable and transparent, yes

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2019 06:12 PM (U5tDi)

208 Link?

https://bit.ly/2NCnytp

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 06:12 PM (/tuJf)

209 Men like boobs. News at 11.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 06:13 PM (pUDQf)

210 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (9cg5O)

Exactly. I hate that Trump's prison reform is based on the pretense that there are unequal sentencing based on race. If anything , it the opposite. The plea deals given today and early releases are ridiculous. The recidivism rate is sky high.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 06:13 PM (2DOZq)

211 The other day I heard either Bennett or Anton say it broke his heart what's happened to Cap'n Bill, how vicious he's become.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2019 06:10 PM (VaN/j)

Chihuahuas can have a pretty nasty disposition.

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2019 06:14 PM (ykq7q)

212 185: I wonder what Zach does for a living? Hopefully he's a soon to be disbarred lawyer

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 06:15 PM (U7k5w)

213 208
Link?



https://bit.ly/2NCnytp

Posted by: JackStraw



Gracias. They don't say he's a student, so I'll assume he's just a local a**hole.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 06:15 PM (T6t7i)

214 Can't find any panel or interview at CPAC (on their schedule) about immigration, illegal migration, or border security.


Huh.


Seemed like kind of a big deal for a while there. President's talking to them tomorrow, I think he's mentioned it a few times. I think.


Weird.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2019 06:15 PM (QDnY+)

215 Yeah I think sentencing reform is a good idea, but it needs to take different forms. As in more creative sentencing and punishment than "put them in a box for x time period"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2019 06:15 PM (39g3+)

216 I remember when all we ever heard was how awful CPAC was for denying a booth to GOProud who were totally a real organization of gays that do support conservative ideas and they totally weren't just all about trying to push gay marriage to Republicans.

Posted by: buzzion at March 01, 2019 06:15 PM (cAnNx)

217 I see the picture of Molly Jong-Fast on Twitter-looks female. Then I see a real picture at LifeNews.com and it's a man-a leering Bill Krystal wearing a wig.

Posted by: Landru at March 01, 2019 06:15 PM (ztteU)

218 http://tinyurl.com/y5wzqhuy

Berkeley asshole arrested

Posted by: mikeyG at March 01, 2019 06:15 PM (LL1Be)

219 204
The punk who punched the conservative activist in the face at Berkeley, Zach Greenberg, has been arrested for assault.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (/tuJf)



Wow. I didn't think anything would come of this, given the present state of Berkeley.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 01, 2019 06:12 PM (T7t+x)


Zach Greenberg. Smear this Communist's name loud and wide.

Still, any jail time would be a surprise. It's Berkeley after all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2019 06:16 PM (sy5kK)

220 so Molly seems to be about as astute as a typical 15 year old girl so Why is she a thing?
Kristol like young girls?

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2019 06:16 PM (gLMhO)

221 Exactly. I hate that Trump's prison reform is
based on the pretense that there are unequal sentencing based on race.
If anything , it the opposite. The plea deals given today and early
releases are ridiculous. The recidivism rate is sky high.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 06:13 PM (2DOZq)

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My counter to that is that plea-bargains are also used to get guilty pleas from people who can't afford to fight the charges.

It's easier to cop a plea to a lesser crime and try to expunge it afterwards than go to the trouble of defending yourself. It isn't racist per se, but it's definately a way to keep the lower classes down.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 01, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)

222 Oh and Molly seemed to know nothing at all about conservative but knew Van Jones name immediately LOL

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2019 06:17 PM (gLMhO)

223 The Bulkwar, for all your manly dieting tips as you move that belly button back to center-right on your pasty white paunch.

Posted by: Bill "Tubby" Kristol at March 01, 2019 06:17 PM (zmIJL)

224 Gracias. They don't say he's a student, so I'll assume he's just a local a**hole.

From what I understand he's in his late 20s, and has a previous arrest for Antifa activity, he was on campus pretending to be a student

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2019 06:17 PM (39g3+)

225 220 so Molly seems to be about as astute as a typical 15 year old girl so Why is she a thing?
Kristol like young girls?


They can both work together on Team Biden.

Posted by: WR at March 01, 2019 06:17 PM (BRpqW)

226 The punk who punched the conservative activist in the face at Berkeley, Zach Greenberg, has been arrested for assault.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (/tuJf)

Good.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2019 06:17 PM (Z+IKu)

227 Molly, kill yourself and make the world
A better place.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2019 06:17 PM (VkWRL)

228 The punk who punched the conservative activist in the face at Berkeley, Zach Greenberg, has been arrested for assault.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2019 06:09 PM (/tuJf)

sometimes I wish the victim would sue the Perp and the other Perp (media)

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2019 06:18 PM (gLMhO)

229 Maybe that's the "Molly" Jussie was looking for not ecstasy?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2019 06:18 PM (Dh1wo)

230 http://tinyurl.com/y4quqkcb

Also, Berkeley Commie asshole

Posted by: mikeyG at March 01, 2019 06:18 PM (LL1Be)

231 Zank eaven for leetle girls

Posted by: JackStraw Chevalier at March 01, 2019 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

232 My husband's nasty, know-it-all niece "works" at UC Berkeley, as a student mediator. She's also the daughter of the "life coach." Just to give you an idea of what a delight this 30-something y.o. twit is like.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

233 We must return to the sane world where its NOT what you call yourself that matters, but what you DO.

Its not what you say, nor how you feel, its your ACTIONS that matter.

The time of the Great UnMasking continues, and what we are finding revealed is truly ugly.

Posted by: Don Q at March 01, 2019 06:18 PM (NgKpN)

234
209 Men like boobs. News at 11.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 06:13 PM (pUDQf)







Indeed. Quick, alert the media!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2019 06:18 PM (G72s7)

235 Yeah I think sentencing reform is a good idea, but it needs to take different forms. As in more creative sentencing and punishment than "put them in a box for x time period"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2019 06:15 PM (39g3+)


...and when they get out, make sure there's a stigma around them so they're unemployable and nobody will rent them an apartment, and then act surprised when they reoffend.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 06:19 PM (t+qrx)

236 Thing about Van Jones is that he is an accurate example of today's American Communists - they still want to get paid well and spend the money to dress well.



Funny that. Not joke-funny, but ironic-funny.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2019 06:19 PM (sy5kK)

237 Them's ain't babies...them's is fidgets.

Posted by: Molly Dong-Ass at March 01, 2019 06:19 PM (Tyii7)

238 Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 01, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)

I have to pay for my defense. They get it for free.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 06:19 PM (2DOZq)

239 Molly, crotchless panties were supposed to be a gag gift. Not a fashion statement for whore bags.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2019 06:19 PM (VkWRL)

240 he was on campus pretending to be a student
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That's no cause for concern or anything.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 01, 2019 06:20 PM (SkuXa)

241 So he's not a student, but he goes around playing the badass on a college campus. Gee, I wonder what his real goal was?

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 06:20 PM (T6t7i)

242 As in more creative sentencing and punishment than "put them in a box for x time period"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2019 06:15 PM (39g3+)

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Well, we need a lot of criminal legal reform, but that's definitely a big part.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 06:20 PM (9cg5O)

243 Always one of things that bug me is these people won't admit they are Leftists. I understand, the whole Benedict Arnold thing (ooh, I'm a spy), but seriously, everybody knows.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 01, 2019 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

244 It just can't be said enough. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 01, 2019 06:21 PM (Tyii7)

245 Jane in fairness,, She's also the daughter of the "life coach" what did she have to work with while growing up?

and hugs, I saw the 3rd murderer of your family member is arrested , may they all live the rest of their lives locked up and never causing another family to suffer.

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2019 06:21 PM (gLMhO)

246 Pray for the NRA and that they begin judge shopping and using the court system in our country's new modern approach to legislation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 01, 2019 06:21 PM (xyung)

247 241
So he's not a student, but he goes around playing the badass on a college campus. Gee, I wonder what his real goal was?


Posted by: pep


Other than role-playing for the NKVD, I mean.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 06:21 PM (T6t7i)

248
Help me, morons, you're my only hope...of understanding this poat.

1. Is she there on the behalf of The Bulwark?

2. Is she supposed to be a conservative or a Republican?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 01, 2019 06:21 PM (bONek)

249 11 weren't the Boob Watchers From Below already in Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman?

Posted by: Delbert Grady at March 01, 2019 06:21 PM (DIosY)

250
So he's not a student, but he goes around playing the badass on a college campus. Gee, I wonder what his real goal was?


Posted by: pep at March 01, 2019 06:20 PM (T6t7i)


Georgia college students who are licensed are allowed to carry on campus. That jackass would have been "dismayed" had he tried to pull a stunt here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 06:22 PM (ptqGC)

251 220 so Molly seems to be about as astute as a typical 15 year old girl so Why is she a thing?
Kristol like young girls?
Posted by: willow at March 01, 2019 06:16 PM (gLMhO)


Impossible. Nothing straight about Bill.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2019 06:22 PM (VaN/j)

252 Wow what a vile woman, I suppose they pose as conservative but hire vile hateful progressive liberal writers to pander to their chosen audience-hateful liberals.

Posted by: Rose at March 01, 2019 06:22 PM (Ot5t8)

253 "I'm not a college student, but I play one on videos likely to get me arrested for assault."
Zach Greenberg

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 01, 2019 06:23 PM (zmIJL)

254
Well, we need a lot of criminal legal reform

Lawyers, school bus, cliff...

30 cents worth of diesel.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 01, 2019 06:23 PM (LL1Be)

255 Okay, the Warmbier family can shut up going after PDT now.

-
I interpreted PDT's remarks to be there's nothing I can do about this and to pointlessly piss off Whoa Fat would be stupid so I'll deflect.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 06:24 PM (+y/Ru)

256
Molly, crotchless panties were supposed to be a gag gift. Not a fashion statement for whore bags.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2019 06:19 PM (VkWRL)







Funny thing, the one piece that she wrote for Salon is all about how her mom was a skanky slut and how surprised she was that she ended up being a desiccated prude.

https://tinyurl.com/yymj79ep

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2019 06:24 PM (G72s7)

257 Georgia college students who are licensed are allowed to conceal carry on campus. Berkeley antifa boy would have been "dismayed" if he'd pulled that stunt here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

258 and when they get out, make sure there's a stigma around them so they're unemployable and nobody will rent them an apartment

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Yeah... I remember when I was a kid, job applications asked about convictions for property crimes. Then it was any felony conviction. Then it was any felony arrest. Then it was any arrest, felony or misdemeanor. At my current job they even asked about moving violations.

It's gotten really stupid.

I think the point is to keep as many jobs out there as possible that "Americans won't do."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 06:24 PM (9cg5O)

259 when abortion barbies advocate for Killing the those they deem less in life why do we not call them out on their callous bigotry? why is this about only women and NEVER about the disregard for those gifts that might redeem us ?

why do they feel that children not perfect enough are valueless?

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2019 06:24 PM (gLMhO)

260 Damn. I reposted because....gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

261 as far as I know G-d never promised me a designer baby.

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2019 06:25 PM (gLMhO)

262
3.What was that thing she was saying about her unborn son? It sounds like she was implying she was scared she was gonna be stuck with a defective child that she couldn't possible want.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 01, 2019 06:25 PM (USIIC)

263 Democrats in the 1980s:

Black people are being hurt by racist disproportionate sentencing that is based on the whims of judges! We demand one-size-fits-all sentencing!

Democrats in the 2000s:

Black people are being hurt by one-size-fits-all sentencing! We demand that judges have the freedom to use their own discretion in sentencing!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 01, 2019 06:25 PM (xyung)

264 1. Is she there on the behalf of The Bulwark?

2. Is she supposed to be a conservative or a Republican?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 01, 2019 06:21 PM (bONe

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1.) Yes
2.) No

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 06:25 PM (9cg5O)

265 I tried watching a bit of cpac today. Before I turned it off:

Fuck him! Fuck her! Fuck that guy in particular!

Starting to think I may have anger issues.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2019 06:26 PM (gC2IV)

266
I worked in manufacturing facilities on product and process development. Made my bones early on with reducing turnaround time for polymerization. I know what it is and why it is important. That said, it was never as fun as working with that young woman likely would be.

Posted by: Six Sigma, take me away! at March 01, 2019 06:26 PM (pNxlR)

267 What was that thing she was saying about her unborn
son? It sounds like she was implying she was scared she was gonna be
stuck with a defective child that she couldn't possible want.


Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 01, 2019 06:25 PM (USIIC)


Yes. She seems relieved she didn't "have" to abort him. I'm sure that will warm his heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

268 248
Help me, morons, you're my only hope...of understanding this poat.

1. Is she there on the behalf of The Bulwark?

2. Is she supposed to be a conservative or a Republican?


Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 01, 2019 06:21 PM (bONek)



Her twitter lists her as "Token liberal for the Bulwark."

Posted by: buzzion at March 01, 2019 06:27 PM (cAnNx)

269 >>I interpreted PDT's remarks to be there's nothing I can do about this and to pointlessly piss off Whoa Fat would be stupid so I'll deflect.

Well that's because you're not an idiot.

What a great negotiating strategy, particularly to an Asian where "face" matters, slam him publicly for something that can't be changed as you are negotiating for removal of his nukes.

Are liberals more stupid than they are dishonest? Tough call.

Posted by: JackStraw Chevalier at March 01, 2019 06:27 PM (/tuJf)

270 I have to pay for my defense. They get it for free.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 06:19 PM (2DOZq)

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And they get what they pay for, too.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 01, 2019 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)

271 Oh Lord. Another story on Fox about the Warmbier's "ripping into PDT" about their son.

STHU.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

272 Men like boobs. News at 11.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 06:13 PM (pUDQf)


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More research required. I'll do an internet search.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 01, 2019 06:27 PM (xyung)

273 255 Okay, the Warmbier family can shut up going after PDT now.

-
I interpreted PDT's remarks to be there's nothing I can do about this and to pointlessly piss off Whoa Fat would be stupid so I'll deflect.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 06:24 PM (+y/Ru)

Sorry that was a stupid statement by Trump. If he had to say something it could have been ambiguous if the goal was not to sabotage future negotiations.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 06:28 PM (2DOZq)

274 245: "Life coach" is a "field" that cries out for licensing an/or malpractice claims. If people need a job counselor , they should do that, if they need a therapist, they exist. This life coach thing seems rather sketchy to me.

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2019 06:28 PM (U7k5w)

275
1.) Yes

2.) No


Then what is the purpose of The Bulwark sending her to cpac? I know what Ace wrote, and he's obviously accurate, but what did The Bulwark say they were sending her there for?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 01, 2019 06:28 PM (USIIC)

276
Yeah... I remember when I was a kid, job
applications asked about convictions for property crimes. Then it was
any felony conviction. Then it was any felony arrest. Then it was any
arrest, felony or misdemeanor. At my current job they even asked about
moving violations.



It's gotten really stupid.



I think the point is to keep as many jobs out there as possible that "Americans won't do."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 06:24 PM (9cg5O)

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Nice thing about the "undocumented" is that they're, uh, undocumented.

See, no criminal record!

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 01, 2019 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)

277 Molly. Here's your momo challenge. Light yourself on fire. The end.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2019 06:29 PM (VkWRL)

278 And they get what they pay for, too.


Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 01, 2019 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)


---

I was shocked to learn that there are some really, really good public defenders. Mostly because they enjoy the sport of it and there is essentially no skin off of their back - or money out of their pocket - if they lose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 01, 2019 06:29 PM (xyung)

279 Sorry that was a stupid statement by Trump. If he had to say something it could have been ambiguous

It was.

Only the family's lawyer , paid to be an asshole, or an idiot would think otherwise.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 01, 2019 06:29 PM (LL1Be)

280 Dear PDT:

The next time some student decides to vacation in North Korea, does something stupid, and is held and tortured in a Nork prison, please follow Obama's lead. Do nothing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

281 Interesting gamesmanship from Teh Donald on the Chicoms and trade. Deferred move to 25% tariffs, today jaw-boning about Chicom ag imports.


Is this a barely dressed up demand? He's "asked" the Chicoms for immediate removal of all tariffs on US ag products.


Most interesting US prez in a long time.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2019 06:30 PM (QDnY+)

282 Bill Kristol is an organ grinders monkey swollen on liberal panuts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2019 06:30 PM (yQpMk)

283 Zach's in jail, couldn't make the bail. Bless his heart.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 01, 2019 06:30 PM (zmIJL)

284 Then what is the purpose of The Bulwark sending her to cpac? I know what Ace wrote, and he's obviously accurate, but what did The Bulwark say they were sending her there for?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 01, 2019 06:28 PM (USIIC

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I think just to represent the Bulwark on a press pass, as many media companies do. I think they just picked her to guarantee the most derisive possible coverage of CPAC.

That's what Daddy Pierre is paying for.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 06:31 PM (9cg5O)

285 >>Help me, morons, you're my only hope...of understanding this poat.

1. Is she there on the behalf of The Bulwark?

2. Is she supposed to be a conservative or a Republican?





She's there to snark on Republicans because they support OrangeManBad.

The Bulwark is about mocking Trump and anyone who is not old school DC uniparty conservative, and if it means hiring some uber-Lefty nepot like Jong-Fast, all the better.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2019 06:31 PM (W+vEI)

286 Sad what happened to Warmbeer.

But the parents know who is to blame and it's not President Trump.

You travel to the the DPRK or California at your own risk.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2019 06:31 PM (Z+IKu)

287
First of all, Otto Warmbier had no business being NK.
Second, what do the Warmbiers expect, President Trump to jeopardize a Peace Deal in the entire Korean peninsula just so he can, again, tell Kim he's a piece of shit for what he did to Otto?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 01, 2019 06:31 PM (SKWrk)

288 wonder what Zach does for a living? Hopefully he's a soon to be disbarred lawyer
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About the only thing that'll get you disbarred in Kalifornia is commingling funds

Posted by: Drc at March 01, 2019 06:31 PM (llGBY)

289 It was ambiguous, I mean

Some people get their rocks off playing snarky critical bitch on the sidelines.

I get it.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 01, 2019 06:31 PM (LL1Be)

290 Look I'm sick of these people. You want to have an intellectual dialogue and exchange? I'm good?

You want war and insults? I will crush you.

You want to play like your interested in an intellectual exchange as cover for your war, the flamethrower comes out. And a few claymores.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2019 06:31 PM (VkWRL)

291 Sorry that was a stupid statement by Trump. If
he had to say something it could have been ambiguous if the goal was not
to sabotage future negotiations.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 01, 2019 06:28 PM (2DOZq)

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It was a question designed to blow up negotiations.

The kind of questions Obama never got asked. So he did the best he could.

Really, this is splitting hairs. What you're saying is that he should be a much more artful liar.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 01, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)

292 Look what the North Koreans did to Otto Warmbier was evil and sadistic, pretty typical of them. But I mean, what on earth was he doing going there to begin with? I don't deliberately go walking into a lion's den just to see what its like. Some places you know are just death waiting to happen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2019 06:32 PM (39g3+)

293 197
166 EPSM link in sidebar. Oh my dear Lord. Get thee henceforth if you haven't already.
Posted by: Muad'dib

Yeah, I saw that and wondered why it was posted. Took about ten seconds to figure it out...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 01, 2019 06:03 PM (AM1GF)

I have a sudden need to delve deeply into the question of Industrial Debottlenecking.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2019 06:10 PM (G72s7)


"Industrial Debottlenecking"? Is that what it was about? I didn't really take in the words.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2019 06:32 PM (VaN/j)

294 Are liberals more stupid than and they are dishonest? Tough call.

Posted by: JackStraw Chevalier at March 01, 2019 06:27 PM (/tuJf)
Behold the power of AND!
The answer is YES.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 01, 2019 06:32 PM (Hn6S7)

295 More research required. I'll do an internet search.


Safe Search

[_] On
[X] Off

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2019 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

296 Bill Kristol is an organ grinders monkey swollen on liberal panuts.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2019 06:30 PM (yQpMk)


An elephuck.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 06:33 PM (t+qrx)

297 Really, this is splitting hairs. What you're saying is that he should be a much more artful liar.

Some commenters can't deal with straight talk or honesty.

Years of Conservative Inc. conditioning.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 01, 2019 06:33 PM (LL1Be)

298 I was listening to Goldenrod on Spotify and they have a song called "Standing Ovulation".


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2019 06:33 PM (jXrK7)

299
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

You say a lot of things that make me raise an eyebrow or two.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 01, 2019 06:34 PM (SKWrk)

300 Dear PDT:

The next time some student decides to vacation in North Korea, does something stupid, and is held and tortured in a Nork prison, please follow Obama's lead. Do nothing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Pull a Vinnie Barbarino. Who? What? When?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2019 06:34 PM (IxRYM)

301 Are liberals more stupid than and they are dishonest? Tough call.

Why does it have to be either or or?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2019 06:34 PM (0S5ZM)

302 Speaking of asshole birds . . .

https://youtu.be/ut-x3O_QiiA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2019 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)

303 You say a lot of things that make me raise an eyebrow or two.


Posted by: Soothsayer


Are you suggesting that AOSHQs cucks have come home to roost?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 01, 2019 06:35 PM (LL1Be)

304 "Really scary pro-life panel."

Please stop and ponder that one, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 01, 2019 06:35 PM (Droxk)

305 I think The Bulwark should always be referred to as The Butt Hurt since it more accurately describes their brand.

Posted by: Thatch at March 01, 2019 06:36 PM (v5Cc/)

306 132 I do understand now why liberal men are effeminate soy boys. Their women are disgusting troglodytes. They must cower nightly so as not to anger the beast.
Strap ons must hurt though. Poor little fellas.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2019 05:55 PM (pUDQf)
Well observed, bama

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2019 06:36 PM (uEbPt)

307 Please stop and ponder that one, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 01, 2019 06:35 PM (Droxk)

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You might not be scared of live babies, but don't tell that to Hat McCullough!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2019 06:37 PM (9cg5O)

308 Tru Con women always use "the dash".

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2019 06:37 PM (uEbPt)

309 iYeah I think sentencing reform is a good idea, but it needs to take different forms. As in more creative sentencing and punishment than "put them in a box for x time period"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2019 06:15 PM (39g3+)


I used to think public hangings for the more egregious criminal deviants in our midst would have a salutary effect...


Then I watched the antics of honest straight-shooting senior FBI and DoJ bureaucrats like Holder, Lynch, Comey, McCabe, Mueller, and Rosenstein coupled with their morphing redefinitions of criminal activities for Hillary and Trump and decided to buy more ammo.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 01, 2019 06:38 PM (f3oO4)

310 And Canada greenlights extradition of Chinese comms executive to US from Canada.


Trying to imagine what it's been like for the functionaries and decision-makers in China's leadership structure adapting to deal with Trump, after an empty WH for 8 years (and some notable but not uniform weakness from the US prior to that).



Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2019 06:39 PM (QDnY+)

311 The punk who punched the conservative activist in the face at Berkeley, Zach Greenberg, has been arrested for assault.
Posted by: JackStraw


Zachary.

/pedant

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2019 06:39 PM (0ogxh)

312 I do understand now why liberal men are effeminate soy boys. Their women are disgusting troglodytes. They must cower nightly so as not to anger the beast.
Strap ons must hurt though. Poor little fellas.


During sexytimes with Jong-Fast: your choice is the strap on, and looking into her eyes as she says what she really thinks.

I'm risking the perforated colon.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 01, 2019 06:39 PM (ykYG2)

313 Gee can you believe these assholes had the squicks to tell *us* not to vote Trump because he wasn't going to be conservative? That he would betray us to Hillary? My God, it gets worse the more you think about it.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2019 06:39 PM (uEbPt)

314 So glad I hired Bill Krystol on my payroll during the campaign. Just about won too!

Posted by: Hitlery Klintoon at March 01, 2019 06:40 PM (XHWUx)

315 First of all, Otto Warmbier had no business being NK.
Second, what do the Warmbiers expect, President Trump to jeopardize a Peace Deal in the entire Korean peninsula just so he can, again, tell Kim he's a piece of shit for what he did to Otto?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 01, 2019 06:31 PM

Exactly. It's horrific what happened to Otto but the personal hell visited on him and his family doesn't outweigh the denuclearization of the Korean peninsula, if that should come to pass. If helping Kim save face helps bring peace, it's worth it. The media criticize Trump, they don't see what he's trying to do here.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 01, 2019 06:40 PM (zmIJL)

316 You all realize that Kristol's just gone full troll, right? Clicks are clicks, if he gets them by taunting the people who've written him off, what does he care? It's a living.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 01, 2019 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

317 More on this from twitchy:

'This is your slogan, my dude.' RedSteeze calls The Bulwark OUT for sending pro-choice lib to 'own the cons' at CPAC

http://tinyurl.com/5xp

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2019 06:42 PM (cF8AT)

318 I'm risking the perforated colon.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 01, 2019 06:39 PM (ykYG2)


That means more, coming from you.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2019 06:42 PM (t+qrx)

319 Gee can you believe these assholes had the squicks to tell *us* not to vote Trump because he wasn't going to be conservative? That he would betray us to Hillary? My God, it gets worse the more you think about it.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2019 06:39 PM (uEbPt)

Yup......he was a "stalking horse" for the FAB per the cucks.

He's a horse all right, but not in the way the cucks like.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2019 06:42 PM (Z+IKu)

320 Michelle Malkin is my kind of women

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2019 06:42 PM (0S5ZM)

321 My God, it gets worse the more you think about it.

They hit absolute bottom with the baby killing laws. You cannot go lower. It is capital E Evil that needs to be pulled out by the roots, set afire, and the ashes scattered at sea.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 01, 2019 06:42 PM (Droxk)

322 NOOD

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

323 The next time some student decides to vacation in North Korea, does something stupid, and is held and tortured in a Nork prison, please follow Obama's lead. Do nothing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


If only someone had told him he was going to a totalitarian old style Communist country with a batshit insane tyrannical leader, totally unconstrained by any semblance of civilized behavior, that was willing to threaten the US of A with nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Costanza at March 01, 2019 06:44 PM (f3oO4)

324 If helping Kim save face helps bring peace, it's worth it.

And Otto's death might not have been in vain.
The family's "representatives" need to back the fuck off.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 01, 2019 06:44 PM (LL1Be)

325 scary if trying to save a baby from being annihilated for convenience , or because some people are too lazy to take their pills, wear a diaphragm or put on a fkn condom

I mean how inconvenient can all that be to people that don't want to be punished with a baby?

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2019 06:44 PM (gLMhO)

326 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 01, 2019 06:42 PM (Droxk)
Agreed

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2019 06:46 PM (uEbPt)

327 There be boobs here? I am shocked. Shocked!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 01, 2019 06:52 PM (t6MX/)

328 Lady has zero writing talent, zero reporting skills, and is homely as heck to top it off. Good Lord, she sucks canal water!

Where do I find a job writing unfunny, poorly spelled vapid snark like that clownette does? How did we ever get a society that elevates garden-variety sh!theads like her to the elite influencer ecosystem?

Posted by: Baking Powder Trust at March 01, 2019 07:08 PM (mk9aG)

329 290 cut. job. newsletter.

Posted by: vivi at March 01, 2019 08:39 PM (11H2y)

330 I didn't know drag queens could get abortions...

Posted by: jbspry at March 01, 2019 09:01 PM (d/n9j)

331 Perhaps the biggest loser of the Trump years is Bill Kristol. Am I a bad person because this makes me happy?0

Posted by: Bob at March 02, 2019 12:28 AM (fVGlW)

332 #292 know another place you want to stay away from to stay alive? 15 Old House Lane, Chappaqua, NY. That's a world away from Arkansas.

Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2019 02:47 AM (lB/pa)

333 Wow what a punchable face she has.

Posted by: rechill at March 02, 2019 07:37 AM (lYLWl)

334 I'll say this for her; hiding that huge hunk of forehead was the right choice.

Posted by: x at March 02, 2019 12:15 PM (nFwvY)

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