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CNN: Trump's Attempts at Forging a North Korean Peace/Denuclearization Pact Are... Officially, Intentionally a "Distraction" from Cohen Testimony

This is CNN:



It is the official "news" position of This is an Apple CNN that the North Korea talks, which were scheduled months ago, are a "distraction" from the fizzlefart of the Michael Cohen testimony, which was scheduled weeks ago.


This moment of split-screen politics raises the question of whether major progress overseas can save a president from his political problems at home.

Would Trump's ability to broker a durable and verifiable peace deal -- one that has remained elusive to numerous presidents -- to formally end the Korean War, nearly 66 years after an armistice was signed, overshadow the intensifying investigations that his administration faces? Can President Trump pull off the ultimate distraction, not one that revolves around a provocative tweet but instead one that is based on a genuine breakthrough in foreign policy?

The NeverTrumpers still trust CNN. Not a single one of them will dare embarrass their Very Good Twitter Friend Jake Tapper by asking him to comment on CNN's very strange framing of the North Korea talks.

Trump, of course, walked away from the talks when North Korea started playing cutesy and saying it would only denuclearize the sites they knew we knew about, but not the sites they didn't know we knew about.

Which caused an immediate change of Panic among the leftwingers and NeverTrumpers (but I repeat myself): they suddenly reversed themselves, as Doc Zero put it, from fretting that Trump was doing too much to get an agreement to far too little.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:46 PM




Comments

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1 First

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:42 PM (pUDQf)

2 Second

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:42 PM (pUDQf)

3 Trifecta.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:43 PM (pUDQf)

4 Comfort women, how much for them?

Give me the comfort women......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2019 05:44 PM (e+rs5)

5 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at February 28, 2019 05:44 PM (C1NyB)

6 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 05:45 PM (itQrl)

7 Cock-curious, slightly overweight ruffled writer with a passion for phalic cigars seeks witty writers willing to be Trump-Skeptical and work for Subway sandwiches.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:45 PM (pUDQf)

8 We believe it.

Posted by: The People of Bizzarro World at February 28, 2019 05:45 PM (vDqXW)

9 To be fair, Kim went out of his way to say this is pointless if he didn't want to denuclearize.

But Donald Trump is way too good at negotiating to fly across the world on the assumption that he -might- get something.

Something else is happening here.

Posted by: trev006 at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (gmJMS)

10 Fake news is over rated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (KoKdw)

11 CNN is the enemy of the American People.

And they should always be treated as such.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (bcbK8)

12 Yeah, Trump is no Obama when it comes to making deals.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (jUVms)

13 Translation: "Pay attention to meeeeee!" - MSM/The Resistance

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (W+vEI)

14 I wonder sometimes when those addlepated doofii will realize how stupid they are?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (JgA4k)

15 Trump pushing away from the negotiating table is the absolute END! There shall never be another syllable exchanged between these two men.

Posted by: This... Is NBC at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (wMHPW)

16 Yes, because foreign summits are something that you can throw together in advance of a congressional hearing that was itself thrown together a couple of weeks ago.


Again, they are not even coherent now. It's just aimless shit fired at the walls.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (Droxk)

17 WAG THE DOG EATER

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (vQSQ7)

18 And I love, not only that Trump walked from the game, but HOW he walked away from it.

He's the man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (bcbK8)

19 I've never seen so many leftists cheering for our nation to fail at securing a peace deal.

Yeah, Orange Man Bad yada yada yada.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

20 Trump should have taken a planeload of cash.

Posted by: Clinton/Carter at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (KoKdw)

21 Acosta was getting all huffy that he didn't get to ask a question. What a little bitch.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

22 That
Just Lunch actress is smoking

Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (itQrl)

23 Mentioned a few threads ago but CNN's highest rated show (Cuomo) ranks 23rd overall in ratings.

23rd.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (pUDQf)

24 And NBC is a secondary target

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (bcbK8)

25 THAT is the four dimensional chess that I voted for!

Trump is such a stable genius that with great precision was able to know exactly what lies Cohen would make to the lies asked by the seditionists who are only there because Trump already knew the election outcome in advance when he and his team forged the NK talks.

Outstanding. He is approaching a god level of omniscience.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (lD3vL)

26 "Trump-skeptical" CNN.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 28, 2019 05:48 PM (iY8NM)

27 Its pretty obvious that CNN knows what a distraction is, running hours of pointless waste of time Cohen coverage and minutes on the Korea summit. They just don't know how to be honest about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:48 PM (39g3+)

28 What kind of a store do we have?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2019 05:48 PM (aKsyK)

29 Tea-brewing?

No. Throw it in the harboring.

Posted by: Unwashed and Unfiltered at February 28, 2019 05:48 PM (jykg9)

30 Let's send a pallet of Tampax to CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

31 Didn't Reagan meet with Gorbechev 5 times before a deal was made?

History, CNN and Shapiro might want to look into it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:48 PM (jUVms)

32 Bet these pricks all swore that Clinton bombing Iraq weakly to distract from the Lewinsky stuff was all conspiracy mongering.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2019 05:48 PM (WaxcS)

33 These people are so far deranged, they're going to break

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 28, 2019 05:48 PM (TN1P5)

34 Tea-brewing?
Posted by: Axeman
-------

Green tea sipping lotus eaters.

Posted by: Clinton/Carter at February 28, 2019 05:48 PM (/dN1M)

35 And why can't we have High Speed Rail like Fat Kim?

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

36 Yeah, that's a distraction. Lying commie dems haul a lying lawyer up to the Hill, coach him before testimony, and diplomacy is a distraction. The most dangerous place on Earth, Kashmir, could go nuclear any time, Venezuela teeters on the brink, and the border could witness Columbus NM 2.0 any given day. Maybe the lying commie dems are distracting from things.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (xzqr4)

37 So last year the idea was that Trump was going to be played by Kim...

Schemer said that Trump was going to be suckered by Kim.

Trump walks away from the table, and the reality-neutral side acts like it's something worse, when Trump is keeping the deal open, but Kim's going to have to *deal*.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (vDqXW)

38 I kinda wanted Trump to push Kim into the Pool.

Then laugh and jump in and start giving him some noogies while dunking him repeatedly.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (vQSQ7)

39 Ace, can we get the "Latin Girlfriend" advertiser back? Can you give them a discount?

Posted by: Paladin at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (3IOdT)

40 Trump should arrest all the reporters and air drop them over North Korea.

Posted by: MAGA at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (I5LRE)

41 I think they're starting to realize that this whole "Micheal Cohen will spill everything!" is working out just about as well as their wall to wall fawning over Stormy Daniels did last year.

Notice how CNN's best bud Avenatti has completely disappeared lately? ha!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)

42 Didn't Reagan meet with Gorbechev 5 times before a deal was made?

Well, and Gorbechev wasn't a raving lunatic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (39g3+)

43 CNN has become much easier to understand over the past 12 months. They used to mix it up on occasion, but now it's always the same. Every story is now exactly 180 degrees away from reality. Every single time. Just reverse it and you get the real story.

"Cohen hearings during the president's summit with North Korea is the Democrats trying to pull off the ultimate distraction."

There you go. Reverse the story, get the truth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (I2dne)

44
But Donald Trump is way too good at negotiating to fly across the world on the assumption that he -might- get something.

Something else is happening here.


by: trev006 at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (gmJMS)


Well the Vietnamese sure don't like the the Chinese and their warm welcome of PDT could mean something.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (TAmPV)

45 >>So last year the idea was that Trump was going to be played by Kim...

Last year? They were saying it on Tuesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 05:50 PM (/tuJf)

46 Didn't Reagan meet with Gorbechev 5 times before a deal was made?

The left gave Gorbechev full credit for the wall coming down. Reagan was dumb, remember?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

47 Negotiations work best when the US brings pallets of cash.

Posted by: This... Is NBC at February 28, 2019 05:50 PM (wMHPW)

48 And I love, not only that Trump walked from the game, but HOW he walked away from it.

He's the man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (bcbK

----------------------------

Yep. Now he further cranks up the sanctions and waits for Kim to come to him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 28, 2019 05:50 PM (ffYR/)

49 Trump's working toward making the world safer is distracting from coverage of the size of Kim Kardashian's ass.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 05:50 PM (JgA4k)

50 24 That
Just Lunch actress is smoking
Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 05:47 PM (itQrl)

That's what they pay her for.

Have you been using the site? Any good?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:50 PM (bcbK8)

51 Think they're so used to making the news - getting to decide which stories are big, getting to twist facts to fit their narrative - that it really, REALLY pisses them off that Trump won't play along.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 28, 2019 05:50 PM (W+vEI)

52 Nope
Just appreciate the ads on Fox News

Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 05:50 PM (itQrl)

53 CNN has to be hemorrhaging cash. I hope they're bankrupt soon.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 28, 2019 05:51 PM (VBVzn)

54 The Cohen hearing was scheduled to distract from the NK talks.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2019 05:51 PM (MI74Q)

55 Mentioned a few threads ago but CNN's highest rated show (Cuomo) ranks 23rd overall in ratings.

23rd.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
--------

So, the Cartoon Network still holds what seems to be an insurmountable lead over them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 05:51 PM (/dN1M)

56 Trump should send Kim a pallet of WH "reporters" for Kim's amusement and for AAA practice.

Posted by: Archer at February 28, 2019 05:51 PM (gmo/4)

57 CNN has become much easier to understand over the past 12 months. They used to mix it up on occasion, but now it's always the same. Every story is now exactly 180 degrees away from reality. Every single time. Just reverse it and you get the real story.

"Cohen hearings during the president's summit with North Korea is the Democrats trying to pull off the ultimate distraction."

There you go. Reverse the story, get the truth.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (I2dne)


By jove. I believe you have cracked the code!

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2019 05:51 PM (wMHPW)

58
It's kinda great that we have a President who knows when to hold 'em, knows when to fold 'em, knows when to walk away.

I wanna give him 20 more years in office, and impregnate his wife.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 05:52 PM (jYje5)

59 56 The Cohen hearing was scheduled to distract from the NK talks.
Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2019 05:51 PM (MI74Q)

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No doubt about it. That's the projectionist crap I was talking about.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 05:52 PM (jUVms)

60 >>Mentioned a few threads ago but CNN's highest rated show (Cuomo) ranks 23rd overall in ratings.


Alexa Datt's ass gets more viewers.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:52 PM (vQSQ7)

61 CNN has to be hemorrhaging cash. I hope they're bankrupt soon.

Yeah I'm fascinated by how much money they spend and how low their ratings are. They cannot be doing well but they keep soldiering on

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:52 PM (39g3+)

62 Yep. Now he further cranks up the sanctions and waits for Kim to come to him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 28, 2019 05:50 PM (ffYR/)

---
Note that negotiations with China are also proceeding. Trump's working on both simultaneously, making it hard for them to play the old game.

Guy knows what he's doing.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)

63 If anyone still had even a quarter ounce of illusions in an ocean of shit about the objectivity of CNN, it shoulda just went Pop! like Brian Stelter at an all-you-can-eat helium buffet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 28, 2019 05:52 PM (Z4rgH)

64 Here's what I do to make myself feel better about CNN: Watch Wolf Blitzer's Jeopardy appearance.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 28, 2019 05:53 PM (Droxk)

65 62 >>Mentioned a few threads ago but CNN's highest rated show (Cuomo) ranks 23rd overall in ratings.


Alexa Datt's ass gets more viewers.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:52 PM (vQSQ7)

"Alexa? Where's Datt Ass?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:53 PM (bcbK8)

66 Alexa Datt's ass gets more viewers.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:52 PM (vQSQ7)
++++++
Does she have Dat Ass?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:53 PM (I2dne)

67 Jay Caruso is easily triggered.

Posted by: WR at February 28, 2019 05:54 PM (O9JR8)

68 fizzlefart! *laughing hysterically*

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 05:54 PM (a0IVu)

69 We may now know the real reason that the asylums were closed. Given the banal stupidity and lack of consistency from our betters, The MSM and NT crowd, in an honest world they'd be in small rooms, unable to hurt themselves.
I marvel at the bugs that must infest the brains of these posers.
Posers} hosers}cucks

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 28, 2019 05:54 PM (vVLnV)

70 Trump got nothing? Maybe.

I remember when Obama sent 1.4B$ or whatever, in the dead of night in small bills on a cargo plane, and gave 5 jihadis back from Guantanamo, and got a deserter in return.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2019 05:54 PM (yL25O)

71 >>Note that negotiations with China are also proceeding. Trump's working on both simultaneously, making it hard for them to play the old game.

Not a doubt in my mind that Xi is controlling Kim. You can't negotiate with North Korea without negotiating with China.

Not exactly a news flash but the media never seems to notice.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 05:55 PM (/tuJf)

72
Of course the guy who rode 2,000 miles of rail -- in coach -- showed his superiority to the guy who flew Air Force Fvcking One.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 05:55 PM (jYje5)

73 And why can't we have High Speed Rail like Fat Kim?
Posted by: wth
------

Actually, some of us are intrigued by the idea of an armored train.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 05:55 PM (U2TY5)

74 Alexa does the late night NHL Highlights for NHL Network 2-3 nights a week.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:55 PM (vQSQ7)

75 Good Lord, they really are a pathetic bunch aren't they?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 05:55 PM (dUJdY)

76 The Kabuki Theatre, starring Michael Cohen, has taken Governor Blackface, and Lt. Gov. Rapey-Rape out of the news cycle, so the Left has that going for it, which is nice.

Posted by: Squirrel ! at February 28, 2019 05:55 PM (Zx6uT)

77 Alexa Datt's ass gets more viewers.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 05:52 PM (vQSQ7)
+++++++++
Huh, so she's a sports anchor on MLB network. She may also be the only public figure in the United States who *doesn't* have a Wikipedia page...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:55 PM (I2dne)

78 Headline News, CNN's little spinoff that is no longer about news (its just called HLN now, like MTV doesn't mention music any more) is struggling as well. They run Forensic Files like 70% of the time, the an ever-changing series of shows and "hard hitting investigative reporting" specials that never last long.

I actually liked Headline News when it was just short news bits and a crawler on the bottom. They didn't have time to get into opinion and it was fast moving.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:56 PM (39g3+)

79 Judge Orders Release Of Christopher Steele deposition



Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2019 05:56 PM (NZFll)

80 Obama would have airdropped pallets of cash after sucking off Kim`s little chubby dink.

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 28, 2019 05:56 PM (yhf6w)

81 57 Mentioned a few threads ago but CNN's highest rated show (Cuomo) ranks 23rd overall in ratings.

23rd.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
--------

So, the Cartoon Network still holds what seems to be an insurmountable lead over them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 05:51 PM (/dN1M


This makes no sense to me. Isn't it the same audience?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 28, 2019 05:56 PM (g0qqf)

82 Judge Orders Release Of Christopher Steele deposition

Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2019 05:56 PM (NZFll)
+++++++++
:: quietly doubles his holdings of popcorn futures ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (I2dne)

83 Here's what I do to make myself feel better about CNN: Watch Wolf Blitzer's Jeopardy appearance.
Posted by: Circa
--------

Chris Matthews, for the Perfecta.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (U2TY5)

84
And why can't we have High Speed Rail like Fat Kim?

Posted by: wth

------



Actually, some of us are intrigued by the idea of an armored train.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 05:55 PM (U2TY5)

STRENLKOV!

Posted by: Archer at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (gmo/4)

85
Last year? They were saying it on Tuesday.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 05:50 PM (/tuJf)
---
All day Tuesday was fighting a bad stomach bug. Working 70-75 hours a week around that. Just enough time to pop into the hoard every now and then.

So, for me I remember that last year. Schemer would get pantsed and call it a good deal--just like every other Dem. No matter what they "got", the press and the Dems would all agree to call it a good deal.

Obama was negotiating his pantsing with Iran.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (vDqXW)

86 Fuggin Tlump nevah even buy me lunch.
*clackety clack clackety clack clakety clak*

Posted by: Fat Kim takes a long train ride at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

87 Gutfeld just showed the greatest animal video ever:

http://tinyurl.com/y3jjwzjj

Dog buddy keeps cat buddy from getting in a brawl. Priceless!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

88 You know, I've tried to be fair and objective with these people but the deluge of evidence supports that they are fucking insane. Or dishonest.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (IYHxL)

89 Leftists always project their intentions

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 05:58 PM (BbGew)

90 90 Gutfeld just showed the greatest animal video ever:

http://tinyurl.com/y3jjwzjj

Dog buddy keeps cat buddy from getting in a brawl. Priceless!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

Ok, that's adorable.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

91 Every president before Trump knuckled under to North Korea and gave them what they wanted, even helping them build nuclear power plants. This is the first president who says "nope, you have to change or you get jack."

Even Nixon got props from the leftist press for going to China, but they can't manage to even recognize what President Trump is doing. Its pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 05:58 PM (39g3+)

92 Glad Trump listened to Kim on Warmbier.
Posted by: FYF SB at February 28, 2019 05:56 PM (8TClO)
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Because calling Kim a liar has such resuscitative effects, right?

You loons have half an idea about strategy and negotiation.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 05:58 PM (vDqXW)

93
Nothing says "Force to be reckoned with" quite like showing up by slow speed rail.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 05:59 PM (jYje5)

94 Whenever a Dem or GOPe negotiates, it's to harm the USA while pretending to get concessions and/or compromise.

When Trump negotiates, the reverse.



Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2019 05:59 PM (MI74Q)

95 90 Gutfeld just showed the greatest animal video ever:

http://tinyurl.com/y3jjwzjj

Dog buddy keeps cat buddy from getting in a brawl. Priceless!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)


Dang it! Fred's drunk again and trying to get into a fight. Bob, go get him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)

96 You know, I've tried to be fair and objective with these people but the deluge of evidence supports that they are fucking insane. Or dishonest.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (IYHxL)
+++++++++++++
As near as I can tell, the key difference between sociopathy and psychopathy is self-preservation.

They were always dishonest, but masked it at least casually. Trump's presence has driven them mad, and they no longer have the self-preservation instinct to obfuscate their pathological lying.

TL;DR: embrace the power of and.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:59 PM (I2dne)

97 Hollywood, the MSM, the fake adademia ... they ARE Russia ...


or they are the stereotype of Russia sold to us. They were raised by real Soviet infiltration which even Man of Yale Buckley noticed, then McCarthy found them but failed in getting them out. They moled in deeper.


Those Soviet commies ARE the enemy within. So of course they blockade everything that is America First, and every effort to oust them. Their actions are more logical when seen in that light. They ARE the commie enemy, and our liberty and republican virtues are targeted for destruction. But they still pretend to be "American", so as to continue their PsyOps.

(I don't bother to watch that show The American or some such, too depressing, it is real life. Isn't it Soviets that have infiltrated, are carrying out their covert missions?)



Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2019 06:00 PM (Cus5s)

98 fizzlefart! *laughing hysterically*

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 05:54 PM (a0IVu)
..........

Don't laugh, I can't light mine either... too wet.

Posted by: hILLRY o O at February 28, 2019 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

99 78 The Kabuki Theatre, starring Michael Cohen, has taken Governor Blackface, and Lt. Gov. Rapey-Rape out of the news cycle, so the Left has that going for it, which is nice.

It might be out of the news cycle but it can always be brought back for election time. Just like Covington, Jussie and the Lefts defense of infanticide.

Posted by: WR at February 28, 2019 06:00 PM (O9JR8)

100 Gutfeld just showed the greatest animal video ever:

http://tinyurl.com/y3jjwzjj

Dog buddy keeps cat buddy from getting in a brawl. Priceless!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++
MASS HYSTERIA!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 06:00 PM (I2dne)

101 Dog buddy keeps cat buddy from getting in a brawl. Priceless!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)
---
Dogs can be amazing. Exactly as described.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 06:01 PM (vDqXW)

102 Not a single one of them will dare embarrass their Very Good Twitter Friend Jake Tapper by asking him to comment on CNN's very strange framing of the North Korea talks.

===
Well, I'm not a NeverTrumper, but I sure as hell asked him. If it pisses him off enough, he'll answer me.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 28, 2019 06:01 PM (2shuf)

103 Judging by Treacher's article about this, he's back popping pills again.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (SkuXa)

104 Travelling by train allows Kim to multi-task by riding over dissidents on the way to the talks.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (JgA4k)

105 #one week

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (d7Ww2)

106 4 Every president before Trump knuckled under to North Korea and gave them what they wanted, even helping them build nuclear power plants. This is the first president who says "nope, you have to change or you get jack."

-------

Bush said "This guy doesn't know what it means to be President."

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (jUVms)

107 >>Judge Orders Release Of Christopher Steele deposition

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (/tuJf)

108 Comment at Breitbart:

"Truth is not a left-wing value."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (hjaPQ)

109 Pretty good opinion piece at Fox, about Trump walking away from the table (comparison to Reagan at Reykjavik)

http://tinyurl.com/y594tbdq

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 06:03 PM (39g3+)

110 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 05:59 PM (I2dne)

Good point.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 28, 2019 06:03 PM (IYHxL)

111 Because Kim told the truth, dumbass.
Posted by: FYF SB at February 28, 2019 05:59 PM (8TClO)
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Thought you were being sarcastic on Warmbier, you wouldn't be the first today to make a big thing of the Warmbier thing.

And here it was Trump who insisted Warmbier's body be returned.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 06:03 PM (vDqXW)

112 Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2019 06:00 PM (Cus5s)


Neo-Soviets, Neo-Marxists, Neo-Maoists, Neo-Communists.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2019 06:03 PM (MI74Q)

113 CNN GFY

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2019 06:03 PM (gC2IV)

114 As your president I promise to crush American, cucks, see these homos driven out of their homes and cucksheds, and for all Americans to hear the lamentations and orgasms of their women as we make American Babies Boom Great Again.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 28, 2019 06:03 PM (srr6Q)

115 #TwoWeeks

..

Ha yup.


March 14th

Posted by: Ha at February 28, 2019 06:03 PM (NZFll)

116 Every president before Trump knuckled under to North Korea and gave them what they wanted, even helping them build nuclear power plants. This is the first president who says "nope, you have to change or you get jack."

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Bush said "This guy doesn't know what it means to be President."
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (jUVms)
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I think this juxtaposition proves Bush's point. Apparently "what it means to be president" is kowtowing to North Korea. I'm glad Trump *doesn't* know "what it means to be president."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (I2dne)

117 Comment at Breitbart:

"Truth is not a left-wing value."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (hjaPQ)
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Or priority, or consideration, or....

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (vDqXW)

118 Obama is trolling here again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC)

119 Pretty good opinion piece at Fox, about Trump walking away from the table

Trump! crop dusted the table on the way out too

Posted by: Bruce at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (8ikIW)

120 CNN is a distraction from any form of truth.

Imagine being a Trump voter and working there. You know there are some. Not in front of the camera but in some supporting role. I'll bet resisting the daily urge to bring guns and thousands of rounds of ammo to work wears them down big time.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (4ErVI)

121 Well, I'm not a NeverTrumper, but I sure as hell asked him. If it pisses him off enough, he'll answer me.

Only if you're verified.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (39g3+)

122 The idiot trolling about Warmbier is pathetic, because Obama was the one who completely ignored the Warmbier situation for a full year, leaving him there to die and pretending it never happened. It took TRUMP to get him released, which is when we found out that they'd beat him so bad he was mostly dead (and died as soon as he got back here)

So, they're claiming Trump did what Obama ACTUALLY did, and of course they have nothing at all to say about that.

In his comments in the last couple days, Trump appeared to be trying to make nice and accept Kim's claim that he wasn't personally involved. Whatever, I don't believe that, but nobody's going to arrest Kim and haul him back here to face charges, are they? So it doesn't really matter what we say about him personally, except insofar as it affects the negotiations.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (Kpl3J)

123 Trump should arrest all the reporters and air drop them over North Korea.

Posted by: MAGA at February 28, 2019 05:49 PM (I5LRE)

"All those journalists that want a helicopter ride to Bangkok to explore the lady boy brothels go to the helipad at 1600 hours...Hey, slow down! Don't trample each other! Look, there's only so many seats! Hey, Acosta...quit tripping the crippled journalists! My God! The humanity! Oh, well. They're just journalists. It's not like they'll be coming back."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (3sjI6)

124 Nothing says "Force to be reckoned with" quite like showing up by slow speed rail.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 05:59 PM (jYje5)
.......

Their nukes are probably made out of horsehair mixed with plaster.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

125 These newspeakers are fucking illiterates. The Nork people have been told for generations that the Kim Jong dynasty are gods. NK is not a political system it's just a different theocracy.

You don't change that shit overnight and NK has had a long history of throwing a rice bowl in past Presidents faces.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (Vd8xB)

126 I really tried to give the FNM and Dems the benefit of a doubt that they were protecting Barky from all the corruption, umms, 57 states and corpse men verbal gaffes, inability to close an umbrella to get through a doorframe style gate because its not good for the country to have the world laughing about what a cokehead or idiot the POTUS is. But they are very clearly showing they don't give a damn about all that. And yes, I know they mocked GWB, and GWHB, and Reagan also, I was not as tuned into things back then and it didn't seem to rise to this level of maliciousness where it feels damn close to sedition.

SMH for those commie shills.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 28, 2019 06:05 PM (eASYU)

127 The other day I was surprised at how positive the MSM was sounding about this meeting. "What're they going to say if things go badly?" I wondered. Well, now I know!
Oh, and Kim? We know about all your sites, and so does China, because any fallout is immediately going to be a problem for them. So stop trying to play coy, and for the love of Sejong the Great, stop wasting our President's time!

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 28, 2019 06:05 PM (XKZwp)

128 Isn't it amazing that they got Trump's hatchet-man lawyer, and all his records, all his notes, all his recordings, and everything else...
....and still have nothing on Trump...?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2019 06:05 PM (oVJmc)

129 109 #one week
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (d7Ww2)

#BareNakedLadies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

130 Rick Santorum says Trump is "reprehensible" for accepting Kim Il Douche's explanation for Otto Warmbier.

What the does that insufferably sanctimonious dogfucker think Trump could have done about it?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2019 06:05 PM (hjaPQ)

131 109 #one week

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (d7Ww2)

*so excited for you*

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:05 PM (a0IVu)

132 Liberals think they know everything, so naturally they cannot learn anything.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2019 06:06 PM (l9m7l)

133 CNN is a distraction from any form of truth.

Imagine being a Trump voter and working there. You know there are
some. Not in front of the camera but in some supporting role. I'll bet
resisting the daily urge to bring guns and thousands of rounds of ammo
to work wears them down big time.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (4ErVI)


Someone on Fox who had appeared on The View once, said many of cameramen and behind the scenes people are closeted conservatives.


I can't even imagine what hell on earth it would be to get up everyday and face that coven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

134
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (I2dne)

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My point also, Joe. Bush needs to STFU.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2019 06:07 PM (jUVms)

135 Only if you're verified.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (39g3+)
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He's gotten snotty with me before over a reply to a stupid comment of his.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 28, 2019 06:07 PM (2shuf)

136 I can't even imagine what hell on earth it would be to get up everyday and face that coven.

I'm guessing being a cameraman for anyone famous requires a lot of patience and a good sense of humor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 06:08 PM (39g3+)

137 Armored Train?

Never heard of it.

Posted by: A-10 Warthog at February 28, 2019 06:08 PM (g0qqf)

138 I think this juxtaposition proves Bush's point. Apparently "what it means to be president" is kowtowing to North Korea. I'm glad Trump *doesn't* know "what it means to be president."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM (I2dne)

It also means to dress well, smile a lot, be polite, pretend to know what you're talking about, and suck anyone that offers you a penis to sip on.--President Gay Mulatto.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 28, 2019 06:08 PM (3sjI6)

139 >>Rick Santorum says Trump is "reprehensible" for accepting Kim Il Douche's explanation for Otto Warmbier.

>>What the does that insufferably sanctimonious dogfucker think Trump could have done about it?

Apparently none of these geniuses have any idea how negotiating works. A pretty basic thing is not to start a fight in public with the person you are about to negotiate with.

It's amazing any of these morons ever got laid.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 06:08 PM (/tuJf)

140 84 Glad Trump listened to Kim on Warmbier.
Posted by: FYF SB at February 28, 2019 05:56 PM (8TClO)

The truth is most likely he suffered from a failed suicide attempt. There was a lengthy article about that story last year (can're remember where). A lot of what came from his family about signs of torture were not backed up by the doctors who examined him and the Sate Department does not want to dispute the story from the family.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2019 06:08 PM (Xqo6t)

141 Nothing say's failure like Rick Santorum

I fucking miss Thad McCotter.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:08 PM (Vd8xB)

142 135 109 #one week
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (d7Ww2)

#BareNakedLadies
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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take out the plural, sweetie

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:08 PM (d7Ww2)

143 I can't even imagine what hell on earth it would be to get up everyday and face that coven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++
I used to work for a PBS affiliate station doing whatever needed to be done that day. Some days a camera operator, some days on Chyron, some days on calibration, etc.

I was not the only conservative there. I know of at least two others - a full time camera op and a technical director. We found each other. The "conservative gaydar" thing is real. We would typically share clandestine smirks and eye-rolls when we working and hold our gut-busting laughter until we could get to the break room.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2019 06:09 PM (I2dne)

144 Probably not safe to travel to places like North Korea like it's not safe for American women to travel to certain countries. Just Sayin....

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 28, 2019 06:09 PM (srr6Q)

145 Someone on Fox who had appeared on The View once, said many of cameramen and behind the scenes people are closeted conservatives.

I can't even imagine what hell on earth it would be to get up everyday and face that coven.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)


Suffering is good for the soul.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 06:09 PM (t+qrx)

146 Oh. My. God.

It really is projection all the way down.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

147 It was quite statesmanlike of President Clinton to engage in an extra-marital affair with Monica Lewinsky in order to divert attention from bombing an aspirin factory in the Middle East. It was a masterstroke that was intended to allay the fears of the American people over the possibility of armed conflict in the region.


Also, should Chairman Kim enter into a treaty with the United States, effectively ending the Korean War, he should be on the short list for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: This is CNN at February 28, 2019 06:09 PM (/9vg3)

148 He's gotten snotty with me before over a reply to a stupid comment of his.

I must not be doing it right, he totally ignores me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)

149
Posted by: FYF SB at February 28, 2019 06:04 PM

You need a big helping of go fvck yourself and a banning. In either sequence.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 06:09 PM (jYje5)

150 142 I can't even imagine what hell on earth it would be to get up everyday and face that coven.

I'm guessing being a cameraman for anyone famous requires a lot of patience and a good sense of humor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 06:08 PM (39g3+)

It must be painful to know the semi-retarded moral imbeciles who work on camera make many times what they make.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 28, 2019 06:09 PM (JgA4k)

151 Hi Insom!


*SMOOCH*

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:10 PM (d7Ww2)

152
>>Rick Santorum says Trump is "reprehensible" for accepting Kim Il Douche's explanation for Otto Warmbier.



>>What the does that insufferably sanctimonious dogfucker think Trump could have done about it?



He's second only to Kasich as an attention whore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

153 What happened to Otto was sad. It was also sad he chose to go over there in the first place.

What happened was as predictable as what might happen with a couple cute Scandis backpacking through N. Africa.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2019 06:10 PM (SkuXa)

154 https://www.thediplomad.com
Kim and Cohen: Trumps Two Fronts
Always a good short read

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 06:10 PM (BbGew)

155 4 Every president before Trump knuckled under to North Korea and gave them what they wanted, even helping them build nuclear power plants. This is the first president who says "nope, you have to change or you get jack."


Long train ride home for Kim.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2019 06:10 PM (ePWRo)

156 It's amazing any of these morons ever got laid.

Judging by the #MeToo thing I don't think they do a lot of negotiating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)

157 149 135 109 #one week
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:02 PM (d7Ww2)

#BareNakedLadies
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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take out the plural, sweetie
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:08 PM (d7Ww2)

Wasn't trying to imply plurals. Just riffing on the band.

And I wish you and the sleepless one nothing but good things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 06:10 PM (bcbK8)

158 This stupid stuff is getting so weird.

The whole set of false assumptions that have to underlie actually believing Trump is doing this merely as a distraction.

Sure, I get that maybe the folks at CNN know it's a lie-- but how many thousands of Americans are now of the belief it's true?

Think about where they will be as each and every day they are promised the most horrible things about Trump are true.
And every day ... nothing happens to him

Those people are snapping, they're assulting strangers because they represent Trump

But for how long can they hold, at minor assault, when Trump keeps getting away with his crimes?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 28, 2019 06:11 PM (TN1P5)

159 "No, wait Donno. Come back. Me ruv you wrong time. God, I ruv him so!"--Little Kim in Love.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 28, 2019 06:11 PM (3sjI6)

160 Helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 06:11 PM (NWiLs)

161 One week until some good old fashioned non homo honeymoon sex.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 28, 2019 06:11 PM (srr6Q)

162 Judging by the #MeToo thing I don't think they do a lot of negotiating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)

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It wasn't like the ficus had much of a choice...

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

163 I tend not to believe the claims of "Suicide Attempts" for political prisoners being held by oppressive dictatorial regimes. They're right up there with "Shot while trying to escape, even though both his feet were tied together!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2019 06:12 PM (Kpl3J)

164 It's a good thing Obama never dealt with Iranian mullahs who have killed many Americans in Iraq and beyond. It's even better that he didn't give them tens of billions of dollars and allowed them to continue their nuke and missile programs while pretending to end both.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 06:12 PM (/tuJf)

165 Pravda is embarrassed for CNNPC. When you propagandize, they know one needs to understand subtlety.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2019 06:12 PM (6eEQ+)

166 162 https://www.thediplomad.com
Kim and Cohen: Trumps Two Fronts
Always a good short read
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 06:10 PM (BbGew)



And it has a mini gun review. Good stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)

167 Every president before Trump knuckled under to North Korea and gave them what they wanted, even helping them build nuclear power plants. This is the first president who says "nope, you have to change or you get jack."
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And if you check the record he is the first US President who didn't hear about them launching missiles towards Japan 3 months after he got back.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (vDqXW)

168 Like Kurosawa I make mad films
'K I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (NWiLs)

169 And I wish you and the sleepless one nothing but good things.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 28, 2019 06:10 PM (bcbK

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Ah. So that's locked in good for them.

And, nurse ratched - one thing - Never. Feed. Insom. After. Midnight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (D1ZYA)

170 I watched Arirang's (South Korean) coverage of Trump's trip to Hanoi on YouTube. Competent, factual, straight reporting. And their reporters don't try to make themselves the story.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (hjaPQ)

171 I think when Insom and nurse get together, the entire horde should light candles on that night, chill some champagne, and watch chick flicks. Or porn. Whatever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

172 CNN is a distraction from any form of truth.

Imagine being a Trump voter and working there.

===

It would be the most fun 2 days I ever spent at work.

If I lasted THAT long.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (2shuf)

173 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2019 06:05 PM (hjaPQ)

It's about doing ANYTHING to take a shot at Trump. These people think negotiating with a god, in the NorKs eyes, is supposed to be smooth sailing.
People are dumb and expect perfection at every turn.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (IYHxL)

174 Cock-curious, slightly overweight ruffled writer with a passion for
phalic cigars seeks witty writers willing to be Trump-Skeptical and work
for Subway sandwiches.
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Will work for designer dog-food.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (Dh1wo)

175 And, nurse ratched - one thing - Never. Feed. Insom. After. Midnight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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pray tell, why?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (d7Ww2)

176 Rick Santorum says Trump is "reprehensible" for accepting Kim Il Douche's explanation for Otto Warmbier.

>>What the does that insufferably sanctimonious dogfucker think Trump could have done about it?

He's second only to Kasich as an attention whore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

Ahem* Second to whom?--President Gay Mulatto.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 28, 2019 06:14 PM (3sjI6)

177 If Trump got the message across of more tests and you are toast, I'd say that is a win.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2019 06:14 PM (r+sAi)

178 pray tell, why?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (d7Ww2)

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So... you've never seen Gremlins. It's a movie joke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2019 06:14 PM (D1ZYA)

179 173 I think when Insom and nurse get together, the entire horde should light candles on that night, chill some champagne, and watch chick flicks. Or porn. Whatever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

Sleepless in Seattle!

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:14 PM (a0IVu)

180 So... you've never seen Gremlins. It's a movie joke

Don't get him wet either

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2019 06:15 PM (O2RFr)

181 Gutfeld just showed the greatest animal video ever:

http://tinyurl.com/y3jjwzjj

Dog buddy keeps cat buddy from getting in a brawl. Priceless!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)
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This is so adorable.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2019 06:15 PM (hECVl)

182 And, nurse ratched - one thing - Never. Feed. Insom. After. Midnight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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pray tell, why?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:13 PM (d7Ww2)
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Mogwai. It's a whole thing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 28, 2019 06:15 PM (Hx3Yn)

183 171
I tend not to believe the claims of "Suicide Attempts" for political
prisoners being held by oppressive dictatorial regimes. They're right
up there with "Shot while trying to escape, even though both his feet
were tied together!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2019 06:12 PM (Kpl3J)

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Yeah, how does that work, anyway? How could doctors definitively tell exactly WHO did those things a year after it happened?

"Cause of death? We're filling out the paperwork now. We can't decide of it was suicide or if he was shot while trying to escape."

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)

184
Rick Santorum says Trump is "reprehensible" for accepting Kim Il Douche's explanation for Otto Warmbier.

Every four fvcking years Rick runs for President and says the things that make blue-haired ladies write him huge checks. Which keep him in the money for the next four years.

To hell with that lying summa bitch. Tired of pretend Christians.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 06:15 PM (jYje5)

185 So... you've never seen Gremlins. It's a movie joke.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


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that one flew right by and hit me in the back of the head.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:15 PM (d7Ww2)

186 CNN should resuurect the Church Lady character from SNL's older days, and have her just sit on every panel, and purse her lips like a scold while muttering "Satan!" whenever Trump's name is mentioned.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, who used to eat salsa at February 28, 2019 06:15 PM (Z216Q)

187 If I worked at one of these leftist propaganda outfits I would be a saboteur of sorts, urging and goading the talent into being more and more outspoken in their anti-Trump nonsense.

Hey, wait a minute...

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2019 06:16 PM (MI74Q)

188 Diplomad points out Debbie Whatswithherhair Schultz let Pakistani nationals run the Democrats email service.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 06:17 PM (BbGew)

189 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

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This is so adorable.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2019 06:15 PM (hECVl)


I just noticed the two dogs are chilling on some steps leading into a Chinese restaurant/grocery. The kitteh was probably the next meal, escaping.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

190 Sleepless in Seattle!

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:14 PM (a0IVu)

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There's a porn version of SiS?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, who used to eat salsa at February 28, 2019 06:17 PM (Z216Q)

191
Enough. Out.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 28, 2019 06:18 PM (jYje5)

192 193 Sleepless in Seattle!

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:14 PM (a0IVu)

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There's a porn version of SiS?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, who used to eat salsa at February 28, 2019 06:17 PM (Z216Q)

Probably.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 06:18 PM (NWiLs)

193 >>There's a porn version of SiS?

It's been playing here for the last couple months.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

194 Cause of Death: Vacationing in North Korea

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 28, 2019 06:19 PM (srr6Q)

195 I do appreciate the comments of Doc Zero. Always have. He is a genuine conservative, Ace. I'm sure you could go out and have a beer with him-unlike the Never Trumpers.

CNN-it's always wrong whatever Trump does. Always.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 06:19 PM (AllCR)

196 Nothing compared to the smoke screen India and Pakistan are putting up to protect Trump

Posted by: Regular joe at February 28, 2019 06:19 PM (7PllL)

197 the hardcore version of SiS is what got her relieved from leading the viper demo squadron.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 06:19 PM (MTjB1)

198 If you can't walk away, it's not a negotiation-- you're a hostage.

The people criticizing Trump for his negotiating skills pay full sticker at the car dealer and brag to their friends how they got a years free oil changes

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 28, 2019 06:20 PM (TN1P5)

199 There's a porn version of SiS?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, who used to eat salsa at February 28, 2019 06:17 PM (Z216Q)

Probably.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 06:18 PM (NWiLs)
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Rule 34.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 28, 2019 06:20 PM (Hx3Yn)

200 by the way, does someone know why kotnik has the call sign "SiS?" everything written about her uses that call sign.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 06:20 PM (MTjB1)

201 182 So... you've never seen Gremlins. It's a movie joke

Don't get him wet either

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2019 06:15 PM (O2RFr


Right? Save the water for Phoebe Cates.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 28, 2019 06:21 PM (g0qqf)

202 Q: If a train leaves Vietnam heading northeast through China, how long will it take to reach North Korea?

A: Rong time.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2019 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

203 Right? Save the water for Phoebe Cates.

So she can climb out of the pool for you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 28, 2019 06:22 PM (39g3+)

204 that dog protects cat video is cool ... a couple comments down someone redid the video with labels ... the dog is his friend, he is the cat ... the other cat he labels as "tequila". ha, I can relate ... or even worse, Jaeger'. ha

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2019 06:22 PM (Cus5s)

205 Seems Legit: "Bush said 'This guy doesn't know what it means to be President.'"

Go with that, Jr. That'll sure help your legacy with conservatives. BTW, don't ya'll have a tax plan to coordinate with the DNC now?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2019 06:22 PM (6eEQ+)

206 not thinking about it much but the most interesting take on Trump walking away from the norks is that it is going to make xi shit bricks since it means Trump might walk on them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 06:22 PM (MTjB1)

207 lol dog protects cat = rancher protects cow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 06:22 PM (MTjB1)

208 This was an ambush by the administration (which seems pretty obvious in retrospect). Essentially, Trump went in there knowing no deal would be coming from the meeting. He had no ambition for that. But, he played the part very well. Instead, it was to put WoFat in his place for trying to deceive (previously undisclosed nuclear research facilities). I guarantee, the rolly polly NK had no idea that was coming. It's all part of the process. Now, WoFat is in a position to have to save face...not to the rest of the world, but to those in his own backwards country. Heads are going to roll on those parties who ineffectively tried to hide those facilities. Those are, likely, WoFat's most trusted lackeys. Well, he's going to require a new set of lackeys, and as a result he's going to be isolated.

Next up...stir the peasants a bit and start making it look like a Ceausescu type move is not out of the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Orson at February 28, 2019 06:23 PM (CqaBT)

209 RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories: "The people criticizing Trump for his negotiating skills pay full sticker at the car dealer and brag to their friends how they got a years free oil changes"

So you're saying I could have gotten free oil changes!?

Posted by: SCoaMF at February 28, 2019 06:24 PM (6eEQ+)

210 Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb! at February 28, 2019 06:24 PM (yFncY)

211 Posted by: Jeb! at February 28, 2019 06:24 PM (yFncY)

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No.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2019 06:24 PM (D1ZYA)

212 Now, WoFat is in a position to have to save face...not to the rest of the world, but to those in his own backwards country....

..a week from now, when his train gets home.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (fZcn6)

213 Rule 34.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 28, 2019 06:20 PM (Hx3Yn)

I think the worst Rule 34 example I've accidentally run into was Simpson's porn. Really? Really????

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (Kpl3J)

214 212 Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb! at February 28, 2019 06:24 PM (yFncY)

Wonder how you would have handled negotiations with Kim. Good thing we will never find out.

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

215 Mostly unrelated note. I remember being told that rampant hunger was *not* happening in Venezuela a week before Ramos took his footage of people following a dump truck around for food.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (vDqXW)

216 Trump acted like a Korean mobster.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (wxZSX)

217 Somebody prescribe some penicillin for Jeb's clap, already.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

218 Is there a Radio-Free-Europe type broadcast being piped into NK?

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (MI74Q)

219 204 Q: If a train leaves Vietnam heading northeast through China, how long will it take to reach North Korea?

A: Rong time.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2019 06:21 PM (v0R5T)


Plenty of time to get stories straight for the generals.

Plenty of time to get stories straight explaining to the peasants what they saw on TV was Potemkin.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (ePWRo)

220
I fucking miss Thad McCotter.
Posted by: Ben Had


And the Sweathogs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (aKsyK)

221 Wonder how you would have handled negotiations with Kim. Good thing we will never find out.
Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

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Kim would've performed an act of love on Jeb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (D1ZYA)

222 Go with that, Jr. That'll sure help your legacy with
conservatives. BTW, don't ya'll have a tax plan to coordinate with the
DNC now?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2019 06:22 PM (6eEQ+)

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It's interesting how the Dems are trying to rehab Dubya while conservatives are really starting to despise him.

I know it was customary for liberal historians to do polls on best presidents and of course put Dubya near the bottom. Will he start to climb as leftists try to use him as a club against Trump?

And how much will those profs be puking in their mouths as the fill out the ballot boosting the man formerly known as BusHitler?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)

223 I wonder if Fat Kim has entertainment on that train, or if he just eats pork dumplings the whole way.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2019 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

224 Exactly yankerfifth

If you look at how much China has given up--without a damned thing in return--they are desperate for a deal, any deal

Look at how Trump cut a deal with Mexico and all the noise Canada made before quietly agreeing to everything

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 28, 2019 06:26 PM (TN1P5)

225 217 Mostly unrelated note. I remember being told that rampant hunger was *not* happening in Venezuela a week before Ramos took his footage of people following a dump truck around for food.
Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (vDqXW)

And the zoo animals were mysteriously disappearing.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 06:26 PM (2DOZq)

226
Is there a Radio-Free-Europe type broadcast being piped into NK?
Posted by: davidt


What would anyone use for a receiver?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2019 06:26 PM (aKsyK)

227 225 I wonder if Fat Kim has entertainment on that train, or if he just eats pork dumplings the whole way.
Posted by: wth at February 28, 2019 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

He porks dumplings.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

228 What happened to Otto was sad. It was also sad he chose to go over there in the first place.

What happened was as predictable as what might happen with a couple cute Scandis backpacking through N. Africa.



Or that woman walking through the Islamic World in a wedding dress for Peace.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 06:27 PM (yQpMk)

229 OrangeManBad!!!!!

Posted by: NPC_01010110 at February 28, 2019 06:27 PM (DMUuz)

230 225 I wonder if Fat Kim has entertainment on that train, or if he just eats pork dumplings the whole way.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2019 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

Train is probably staked with champagne, caviar and whores. It's a long ride home..

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:27 PM (a0IVu)

231 I tend not to believe the claims of "Suicide Attempts" for political

prisoners being held by oppressive dictatorial regimes. They're right

up there with "Shot while trying to escape, even though both his feet

were tied together!"


Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2019 06:12 PM (Kpl3J)

The troll disagreed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 06:27 PM (wYseH)

232 He porks dumplings.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 06:27 PM


I no dumpling!

Posted by: Kim Chee at February 28, 2019 06:28 PM (DMUuz)

233 They hate America. They want it dead. They celebrate the killing of millions of Americans... in the womb.

They laugh at us as they flaunt their power. They are not our countrymen... and they plan to perform post-birth abortions on us first chance they get.

Just another day in paradise.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2019 06:28 PM (uEbPt)

234 Is there a Radio-Free-Europe type broadcast being piped into NK?
Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (MI74Q)


I read that Western media (music, movies) is passed around on USB flash drives which are sometimes sent over the border from ROK via balloon. The DPRK state operating system keeps an archive of flash drives and files that have been accessed by every computer.

http://tinyurl.com/7w9m4vf

Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 06:29 PM (t+qrx)

235 So you're saying I could have gotten free oil changes!?

Posted by: SCoaMF at February 28, 2019 06:24 PM (6eEQ+)

I got yer oil right here, little boy......

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 28, 2019 06:29 PM (g4aRR)

236 Just watched the porn to SiS. It lasted 4 minutes. Dude shot blanks. On prom hub. Anybody could make a better one than that mish chilling flick.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 28, 2019 06:29 PM (srr6Q)

237 Here y'all are! - I guess I should stop commenting in the last thread.

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:29 PM (MVjcR)

238 ...yankerfifth
...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 28, 2019 06:26 PM (TN1P5)

I really like that typo.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 06:29 PM (wYseH)

239 Can't we just ignore CNN?

Posted by: Joe Biteum at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM (UdKB7)

240 To be fair, Kim went out of his way to say this is pointless if he didn't want to denuclearize.

But Donald Trump is way too good at negotiating to fly across the world on the assumption that he -might- get something.

Something else is happening here.
Posted by: trev006 at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (gmJMS)


Whoa Fat also stated that external actors, not involved with the negotiations, were attempting to derail the negotiations. President Trump is not trying to depose Kim (at this time); he's being conciliatory to Kim but walking away after Kim (or his team) tried to get cute was The God Emperor revealing the iron fist inside the velvet glove.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM (5Yee7)

241 Clown
Nose
News

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM (flINI)

242 Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:29 PM (MVjcR)

Wow....you show your face here after Ace talked shit about you?

Brave man!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM (wYseH)

243 Or that woman walking through the Islamic World in a wedding dress for Peace.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2019 06:27 PM (yQpMk)
----------------

That, right there, is the Darwin Award, special achievement division.

In fact, even pancake gal, Rachel Corrie, can't compete.

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM (qC1Sy)

244 I am the real ¡Jeb!

¡Accept no substitutes!

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM (DMUuz)

245 Weasel, you may be late to the party but we saved you some room on the dance cards.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:31 PM (Vd8xB)

246 @4 Comfort women, how much for them?

Give me the comfort women......

-----------------

I think you're looking for JJ's link this morning on Asian sex slaves.

Posted by: junior at February 28, 2019 06:31 PM (Fp6vo)

247 What would anyone use for a receiver?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2019 06:26 PM (aKsyK)

They buy 'em on the black market, mostly.
They have television available, but they don't have a lot of programming to choose from. People who live close to the Chinese border are sometimes able to pick up broadcasts from China. Doesn't seem like a big deal to you or me, but China to a North Korean is like going straight to capitalist heaven.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 28, 2019 06:31 PM (2shuf)

248 If making nice about the death of Otto Warmbier leads to denuclearization of the Korean peninsula some day, I'd say that's a worthwhile trade.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 06:31 PM (zmIJL)

249 CNN is the turd that just won't flush.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at February 28, 2019 06:31 PM (Tyii7)

250 239 Here y'all are! - I guess I should stop commenting in the last thread.
Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:29 PM (MVjcR)
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I don't think it is a problem, unless you were answering yourself.

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 28, 2019 06:31 PM (qC1Sy)

251 Trump acted like a Korean mobster.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2019 06:25 PM (wxZSX)
........

Good thing the meeting was in Vietnam, not Korea, or he would have overfed their Koi.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

252 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 06:17 PM (ptqGC)
************************
Yikes.
Hopefully, this wasn't in China. The dogs looked to be pretty domesticated and probably not going to be dinner. Maybe the cat is just their friend. At least that's the story telling myself.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2019 06:32 PM (hECVl)

253 224
And how much will those profs be puking in their mouths as the fill out the ballot boosting the man formerly known as BusHitler?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)


Commies have the ability to do a 180 without batting an eye.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2019 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

254 Clown
Nose
News
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM (flINI)
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Collusion News Network

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 06:32 PM (vDqXW)

255 What would anyone use for a receiver?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2019 06:26 PM (aKsyK)

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IIRC, the South Koreans used to release balloons with radios attached when the wind was right.

They may have stopped in the spirit of detente, but a few may have been found.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)

256 Nothing is happening in NK without China . This is actually three dimensional chess.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 06:32 PM (2DOZq)

257 Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:29 PM (MVjcR)

Wow....you show your face here after Ace talked shit about you?

Brave man!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM (wYseH)

Did I miss something???

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 28, 2019 06:32 PM (g4aRR)

258 What would anyone use for a receiver?"

Two coconuts. Ask the Professor.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 06:33 PM (6qErC)

259 is MUMR having a psychotic breakdown?

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:33 PM (a0IVu)

260 Did I miss something???

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 28, 2019 06:32 PM (g4aRR)



Can I ask a question? What the hell is it with these fat fucks and cigars?

I'm not knocking cigars -- I'm knocking the omnipresent affectation of
them. Is this their way of signalling "I'm bourgeois, but I'm a Bad Boy
Bougie?"

Always with the fucking cigars. They're worse than potheads with pot.



Obviously he was talking about Weasel.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 06:33 PM (wYseH)

261 Having?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2019 06:33 PM (SkuXa)

262 Gutfeld just showed the greatest animal video ever:



http://tinyurl.com/y3jjwzjj



Dog buddy keeps cat buddy from getting in a brawl. Priceless!

--

Ok, that made me laugh.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 28, 2019 06:34 PM (JoUsr)

263 Mike Pence had Otto Warmbier killed!

Posted by: Ellen Page at February 28, 2019 06:34 PM (vDqXW)

264 What is going with these Florida US Reps? Mast and Buchanan voted with the socialists on Background checks
Primary both

Posted by: Jonah at February 28, 2019 06:34 PM (HrSJb)

265 LOL, thanks CBD.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 28, 2019 06:34 PM (g4aRR)

266 He porks dumplings.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 28, 2019 06:27 PM (NWiLs)


I cannah see mai dik! I cannah see mai dik!

Posted by: Fat Kim at February 28, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

267 265 is MUMR having a psychotic breakdown?
Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:33 PM (a0IVu

He left psychotic breakdown in the rear view mirror several exits ago.

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2019 06:35 PM (Izzlo)

268 Heh, the anti-troll word scramble returns!

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2019 06:35 PM (MI74Q)

269 is MUMR having a psychotic breakdown?

That train done left the station long ago.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at February 28, 2019 06:35 PM (Tyii7)

270 Clown

Nose

News

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM (flINI)

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Collusion News Network

==========

Contrived News Noise

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 28, 2019 06:35 PM (JoUsr)

271 CNN are Stuttering cluster fucks of miserable failures

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 28, 2019 06:35 PM (M+Lyo)

272 Can't we just ignore CNN?"

Looks like most do. Look at the "numbers" in the various twatters, and what onceduponatime would generate many thousands of "talking abouts" to be "trending" now is a few hundred...

either fewer and fewer folk are "on" twatter or paying attention to CNN.

Either is good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 06:36 PM (6qErC)

273 Luke Perry in a medically induced coma following a massive stroke
he's 52
now I feel old-ish

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 06:36 PM (BJlbN)

274 Everytime I see MUMR I think Mumm-Ra!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)

275 @208 not thinking about it much but the most interesting take on Trump walking away from the norks is that it is going to make xi shit bricks since it means Trump might walk on them.

-----------------------

He already has, at least once. Possibly more than that. The Chinese have at least once apparently thought that they had a new trade deal successfully negotiated with one of Trump's underlings, only to find out otherwise when Trump made a statement.

Posted by: junior at February 28, 2019 06:37 PM (Fp6vo)

276 It's the last day of February here in North Texas and I'm wearing my winter jacket.

Enough already!!! Bring on the heat!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 28, 2019 06:37 PM (g4aRR)

277 Andre Previn is morte

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 28, 2019 06:37 PM (vVLnV)

278 Obviously he was talking about Weasel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 06:33 PM


I'm not seeing any 1911, much less Class F, advice in your immediate future, for some reason.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2019 06:37 PM (DMUuz)

279
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2019 06:37 PM (uVUHu)

280 lil kim eats Maduro's empanadas

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 06:38 PM (BJlbN)

281 Cohen/Avenetti to form law partnership/lobbying firm in DC.

Posted by: BignJames at February 28, 2019 06:38 PM (ykq7q)

282 Commies have the ability to do a 180 without batting an eye.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2019 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

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Not according to David Horowitz - and he ought to know.

Sure, they do what the Party demands, but it does cause them pain.

Which it should.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)

283 I actually kinda believe him about the robot army.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 28, 2019 06:38 PM (SkuXa)

284 Adios 90210.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

285 Can't we just ignore CNN?
Posted by: Joe Biteum at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM

Why yes I do in fact

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 06:38 PM (BbGew)

286 wow..Luke Perry...52 is way too young for a stroke..

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:39 PM (a0IVu)

287 Hopefully Luke Perry recovers. I wonder if he was a heavy smoker

Posted by: Jonah at February 28, 2019 06:39 PM (HrSJb)

288 It's the last day of February here in North Texas and I'm wearing my winter jacket. "

Indeed. Forecast is for lows around freezing in Houston.

In March.

Globullwarmenting/climatechange my arse.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 06:39 PM (6qErC)

289 So the "congress" is gonna subpoena the Trump foundations CFO after today's behind closed doors Cohen shit fest.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2019 06:39 PM (O2RFr)

290 Is Luke Perry a drug addict?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 06:39 PM (zmIJL)

291 Either is good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 06:36 PM (6qErC)

ether, too....mmmm

Posted by: BignJames at February 28, 2019 06:40 PM (ykq7q)

292 Boy Stupidville is getting more crowded than Michael Cohen sphincter is going to be in a month.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2019 06:40 PM (y9IN8)

293 lil kim eats Maduro's empanadas"

Hmmm.

You may have found the "escaped" zoo animals...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 06:40 PM (6qErC)

294 lil kim eats Maduro's empanadas

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 06:38 PM (BJlbN)
.........

mmm tho I watching weight. Still cannah see mai dik!

Posted by: Fat Kim at February 28, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

295 Everytime I see MUMR I think Mumm-Ra!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2019 06:36 PM

I think of the Mummers parade.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 06:41 PM (zmIJL)

296 Country Boy. don't put your coat away yet 'cause March is coming in like a lion.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:41 PM (Vd8xB)

297 Did someone say empanadas?

Posted by: Donkey Chompers at February 28, 2019 06:41 PM (Tyii7)

298 OT, Harper's Bazaar has Queen Rania on its cover...she is so stunningly gorgeous.

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

299 CNN... Suckers of Koch

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 28, 2019 06:41 PM (flINI)

300 Yeah I was sad to see that votermom. I remember my oldest daughter had the biggest crush on him. Doesn't look good for him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 06:41 PM (dUJdY)

301
I am the real ¡Jeb!

¡Accept no substitutes!
Posted by:


You can't spell ¡Jeb! without BJ.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2019 06:42 PM (aKsyK)

302 we have a bad blizzard coming Saturday night ... when I am supposed to be at a church fundraiser

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 28, 2019 06:42 PM (vzhRo)

303 307 Yeah I was sad to see that votermom. I remember my oldest daughter had the biggest crush on him. Doesn't look good for him.

So sad

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2019 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

304 @249 They buy 'em on the black market, mostly.
They have television available, but they don't have a lot of programming to choose from. People who live close to the Chinese border are sometimes able to pick up broadcasts from China. Doesn't seem like a big deal to you or me, but China to a North Korean is like going straight to capitalist heaven.
---------------------

There's also some cross-border stuff coming from the South. Of course there's the incidental stuff. But when the government in Seoul gets particularly annoyed with Kim's antics, they turn on broadcast devices that were built explicitly for the purpose of enlightening those living in the DPRK.

From what I've heard, this tends to infuriate the North's leadership.

Posted by: junior at February 28, 2019 06:42 PM (Fp6vo)

305 W planned 9/11 to distract everyone from his overdue library book.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:42 PM (YqDXo)

306 297 Is Luke Perry a drug addict?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at

there was some mention of a back problem, which could be code for opiate dependency maybe

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 06:42 PM (BJlbN)

307 289 Commies have the ability to do a 180 without batting an eye.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2019 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

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Not according to David Horowitz - and he ought to know.

Sure, they do what the Party demands, but it does cause them pain.

Which it should.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 28, 2019 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)


You'd think that would cause more of them to question their ideology and break out of the cult, but that doesn't seem to happen very often.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2019 06:42 PM (sdi6R)

308 W never did return "My Pet Goat"


Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 28, 2019 06:42 PM (1g7ch)

309 Hey, Weasel, glad you made it.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2019 06:43 PM (ePWRo)

310 Is Luke Perry a drug addict?

***

Mostly just a bad actor

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 28, 2019 06:43 PM (z2W2E)

311 So the "congress" is gonna subpoena the Trump foundations CFO"

He was subpoenaed last summer then granted immunity...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 06:43 PM (6qErC)

312 W planned 9/11 to distract everyone from his overdue library book.

Clinton bombed an aspirin factory to distract everyone from Monicagate... Oh wait... he actually did that

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2019 06:43 PM (O2RFr)

313 they're coming to take MUMR' s posts away, hah ha!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 28, 2019 06:43 PM (vzhRo)

314 He was subpoenaed last summer then granted immunity...

To spill the "goods.?"

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2019 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

315 BignJames: "Cohen/Avenetti to form law partnership/lobbying firm in DC."

Can one hang a shingle from metal bars? That's seems like a poor aesthetic.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2019 06:45 PM (6eEQ+)

316 W was reading 'My Pet Goat" Bin Laden was stroking his pet goat.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:45 PM (Vd8xB)

317 Srsly, I think the clowns are CNN are mentally ill.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

318 Great Gox just showed mit Romney

Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 06:45 PM (itQrl)

319 Here's hoping Luke Perry recovers. I haven't read, but it doesn't really say how much time elapsed from his stroke until he received treatment. That could be crucial. My mom had a massive stroke and wasn't found for many hours. She did not survive.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 28, 2019 06:45 PM (JoUsr)

320 Jail House Lawyers.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 28, 2019 06:45 PM (1g7ch)

321 288 Cohen/Avenetti to form law partnership/lobbying firm in DC.
Posted by: BignJames



Once they both get out of jail. Then there office will be in a 1988 Dodge Van. Their future is BRIGHT!! I look forward to the Cohen/Avenetti commercials at 2am during The Jeffersons Marathon on MeTV.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2019 06:46 PM (xGnCl)

322 Can one hang a shingle from metal bars? That's seems like a poor aesthetic.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2019 06:45 PM (6eEQ+)

Yeah, if they don't take away their shoelaces.

Posted by: BignJames at February 28, 2019 06:46 PM (ykq7q)

323 @249 They buy 'em on the black market, mostly.
They have television available, but they don't have a lot of programming to choose from. People who live close to the Chinese border are sometimes able to pick up broadcasts from China. Doesn't seem like a big deal to you or me, but China to a North Korean is like going straight to capitalist heaven.


How good are the Norks at understanding Mandarin? I'm guessing, not very.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:46 PM (YqDXo)

324 To spill the "goods.?"

Yeah. IIRC, he chatted, then they were "surprised" that he had no information that would "further the investigation"

As I've said before - if there was the slightest "there" in this, it'd have been out to every newz organization in the US in approx .00075th of one second after being "sealed"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 06:46 PM (6qErC)

325 Trump: Geez, a giant koi with glasses, wearing an ill-fitting gray suit, kept calling for more pork dumplings. I know the press will say I fed him too much but he was so insistent. Next day, Kim was indisposed and kept to his room for some reason. I heard maybe his stomach exploded. Too bad. So I decided to come home.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 06:47 PM (zmIJL)

326 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

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I'm sorry. I started today missing my mom. After almost 30 years, you'd think it would get easier.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:47 PM (d7Ww2)

327 Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 28, 2019 06:42 PM (vzhRo)


Well, there would be worse places to be stuck in a blizzard than in a church, but if the weather is that bad they'll probably cancel the fundraiser.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 06:47 PM (AllCR)

328 242 To be fair, Kim went out of his way to say this is pointless if he didn't want to denuclearize.

But Donald Trump is way too good at negotiating to fly across the world on the assumption that he -might- get something.

Something else is happening here.
Posted by: trev006 at February 28, 2019 05:46 PM (gmJMS)
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Whoa Fat also stated that external actors, not involved with the negotiations, were attempting to derail the negotiations. President Trump is not trying to depose Kim (at this time); he's being conciliatory to Kim but walking away after Kim (or his team) tried to get cute was The God Emperor revealing the iron fist inside the velvet glove.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM (5Yee7)



Trump said, during the pressers, that we have team(s) their now working with the NoKos.

Press and nTees are poo pooing the two years of no testing, no bombs, no rockets.

Wonder if the folks on the NW coast are a little more comfortable knowing that he's stopping trying to kill them?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2019 06:47 PM (ePWRo)

329 317 Is Luke Perry a drug addict?

***

Mostly just a bad actor
Posted by: Total Control Racist



He was fantastic in The Fifth Element. He was on screen for about 5 minutes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2019 06:48 PM (xGnCl)

330

So, in effect, CNN is admitting how important the NK talks are.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2019 06:48 PM (OKeCc)

331 Srsly, I think the clowns are CNN are mentally ill.

Nah, just morally, ethically, and intellectually bankrupt.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

332

What did the first NK talks distract us from?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2019 06:48 PM (OKeCc)

333 I suspect one reason CNN hates Trump so much is because every day he makes the Magic Negro look worse and worse.

Trump accomplishes more for the country before lunch on a given day than the Magic Negro did in eight years.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

334 My mom had a massive stroke and wasn't found for many hours. She did not survive.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

My MIL - she fell and hit her head. Doctors were not sure if she had a stroke causing the fall, or if bleeding was caused by trauma. She was put into an induced coma but did not survive.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 06:49 PM (BJlbN)

335 @330 How good are the Norks at understanding Mandarin? I'm guessing, not very.

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Understanding what people are saying is one thing. Looking at video of Shenzhen or Shanghai is another.

You don't have to understand what people are saying to know that they're much better off than you are.

Posted by: junior at February 28, 2019 06:49 PM (Fp6vo)

336 339

What did the first NK talks distract us from?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 28, 2019 06:48 PM (OKeCc)

Russiagate? Stormy?

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:49 PM (a0IVu)

337 I'm sorry. I started today missing my mom. After almost 30 years, you'd think it would get easier.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:47 PM (d7Ww2)


It's been ten years for me. Her loss still breaks my heart. And my dad died unexpectedly 24 years ago this May (Mother's Day).

Hugs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2019 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

338 245 Weasel, you may be late to the party but we saved you some room on the dance cards.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:31 PM (Vd8xB)
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Weasel don't dance.

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:49 PM (MVjcR)

339 324 Srsly, I think the clowns are CNN are mentally ill.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:45 PM (YqDXo)


Sure seems like it. I saw that Scott Adams tweet earlier today at Instapundit. The CNN post he linked looks like something out of the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2019 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

340 338 Srsly, I think the clowns are CNN are mentally ill.

Nah, just morally, ethically, and intellectually bankrupt.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)


Here's why I say that: they seem to suffer from a monomania. They look at absolutely everything through a Trumpian lens. That's not the behavior of people are mentally balanced.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

341 Could the Cohen Distraction have something to do with Lil' Kim's making additional demands? Could he have thought that Trump would be so desperate to shift the focus from Cohen that he would make concessions?

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at February 28, 2019 06:50 PM (5fSr7)

342 Nurse..my mom passed away Jan 5 of this year and I was handling it pretty well. Yesterday was a particularly bad day at work and I could always vent to her. I missed her like hell. I wanted to go to the nursing home and pour my heart out and get a hug.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 06:50 PM (dUJdY)

343 You went to the negotiating table and did not fuck this country up the ass? I'm sorry, but that's not who we are.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (k+UmV)

344
It's been ten years for me. Her loss still breaks my heart. And my dad died unexpectedly 24 years ago this May (Mother's Day).


Thirty 7 years for me

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (O2RFr)

345 Robert Kraft had a stroke, but it had a happy ending.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

346 349 Nurse..my mom passed away Jan 5 of this year and I was handling it pretty well. Yesterday was a particularly bad day at work and I could always vent to her. I missed her like hell. I wanted to go to the nursing home and pour my heart out and get a hug.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 06:50 PM (dUJdY)

No words, just sending you virtual hugs.

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (a0IVu)

347 Weasel don't dance.
Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019

unless you put their tail on fire
*flicks lighter*

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (BJlbN)

348 Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at February 28, 2019 06:45 PM (itQrl)

I like your new hash. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (AllCR)

349 I'm sorry. I started today missing my mom. After almost 30 years, you'd think it would get easier.

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Wow, nurse ratched. That's a long time to be without your mom. My mom has been gone nearly 10 years and it hasn't gotten easier in a lot of respects, even though I've accepted it and live with it. I have my moments where I'll still just cry for her. It usually hits out of the blue.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (JoUsr)

350 > Well the Vietnamese sure don't like the the Chinese

I love the way that in the white academic communist view of society, all brown people love one another while being united against Whitey. If only they'd band together and take orders from white communists, everything would be great!

In reality, blacks and Mexicans hate each other's guts. Every Asian country hates the guts of every other Asian country. The Euros are making a big show of unity these days, but, yeah, underneath they still hate each other's guts.

I won't even get started on the Middle East or rural India, where every village hates the guts of the next village.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (0OWcv)

351 Luke Perry was good in the post-apocalyptic series Jeremiah.

Posted by: wooga at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (2sS3e)

352 How good are the Norks at understanding Mandarin? I'm guessing, not very."

IIRC, the Chinese provinces next to the border speak Korean (or some dialect)...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (6qErC)

353 They may not understand Mandarin but they know what they are seeing. Fat well dressed people, cars for all, an altogether more comfortable lifestyle than is possible for them.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2019 06:52 PM (ePWRo)

354 "Srsly, I think the clowns are CNN are mentally ill."

Trump lives rent free in their heads. What's more, as a real estate tycoon, he's building condos. Luxurious condos. The best!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2019 06:52 PM (6eEQ+)

355 Sure seems like it. I saw that Scott Adams tweet earlier today at Instapundit. The CNN post he linked looks like something out of the Babylon Bee.
Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2019 06:50 PM (sdi6R)


That's why I said without hyperbole that I think they're mentally ill. They appear not to grasp the incongruity between reality and their perspective, nor to grasp that people learning of their take on events are laughing at them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

356 242 Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:29 PM (MVjcR)

Wow....you show your face here after Ace talked shit about you?

Brave man!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 06:30 PM (wYseH)
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Yeah, well, I'm not very bright you know!

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:52 PM (MVjcR)

357 we had good moms. miss mine also.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 06:52 PM (gLMhO)

358 Could he have thought that Trump would be so desperate to shift the focus from Cohen that he would make concessions?

He chose...poorly.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2019 06:53 PM (k+UmV)

359 Hola, fappers. Waiting for "Apollo 11" to start.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at February 28, 2019 06:53 PM (VPncT)

360 OT: "Emotional support animal" mauls 5-year-old girl at Portland airport

Posted by: Ellen Page at February 28, 2019 06:53 PM (vDqXW)

361 Thanks IC.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 06:53 PM (dUJdY)

362 The Nork Foreign Minister had a press release today. First time in forever.

This deal is just getting started.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:53 PM (Vd8xB)

363 Weasel don't dance.


Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019

"Charlie don't surf..."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 06:53 PM (wYseH)

364 Weasel don't dance.
Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:49 PM

I bet WeaselDog can do the mashed potato and the twist.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 06:54 PM (zmIJL)

365 What did the first NK talks distract us from?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette "

The Rosenbergs?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 06:54 PM (6qErC)

366 In the fifties or so, the common picture of a Chinese street was one filled with people riding bicycles, wearing those pointy hats.

You can't find that picture today.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2019 06:54 PM (ePWRo)

367 I'm not very bright you know!

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:52 PM (MVjcR)

Join the club!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 06:54 PM (wYseH)

368 Posted by: artisanal 'ette

they are saying from The Cohen clown show.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 06:54 PM (gLMhO)

369 @362 That's why I said without hyperbole that I think they're mentally ill. They appear not to grasp the incongruity between reality and their perspective, nor to grasp that people learning of their take on events are laughing at them.

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That's why it's Trump Derangement Syndrome. And before that, it was Bush Derangement Syndrome.

Everything - and I do mean EVERYTHING - is viewed through a lens based almost purely on whether it's good or bad for the focus of the derangement.

Posted by: junior at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (Fp6vo)

370 Enjoy, Eris. Wish I could have seen it.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (t+qrx)

371 > China to a North Korean is like going straight to capitalist heaven.

What really drove that home for me was learning that there's a big problem with illegal immigrants from North Korea in the border region of China.

Let that soak in for a minute: people would rather be illegal aliens in China than live in their own country. That's how fucked up North Korea is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (0OWcv)

372 354 Weasel don't dance.
Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019

unless you put their tail on fire
*flicks lighter*
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (BJlbN)
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Hey! Don't light me, brah!

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (MVjcR)

373 >>The Nork Foreign Minister had a press release today. First time in forever.

>>This deal is just getting started.

I agree.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (/tuJf)

374
Sorry, Jewel.

Vent to her anyway. It's not at all the same thing as having her here, but she'd understand and the love for you continues.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (AllCR)

375 lol..mom always thought I ran the place. I actually sort of did for awhile. But that ended several years ago. But she would always say..Jewels.. they just don't know what they have. You just need to leave, find a better job. You can do anything.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

376 JuJuBee, just generally being shamey: "I bet WeaselDog can do the mashed potato and the twist."

I love the references from 29-yr olds.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (6eEQ+)

377 Weasel and CBD, let me offer you both a cheroot.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (Vd8xB)

378 > In the fifties or so, the common picture of a Chinese street was one filled with people riding bicycles, wearing those pointy hats.

Heck, it was still that way when Nixon went there in the seventies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2019 06:56 PM (0OWcv)

379 I won't even get started on the Middle East or rural India, where every village hates the guts of the next village.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (0OWcv)


You would to the way they keep pawning off that sloppy goat to each other claiming it was only used by a little old lady on sundays.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 28, 2019 06:56 PM (1g7ch)

380 370 Weasel don't dance.


Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019

"Charlie don't surf..."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2019 06:53 PM (wYseH)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:56 PM (MVjcR)

381 You can do anything.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

And that is true - you make the most beautiful jewelry.

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 06:57 PM (a0IVu)

382 Wow....you show your face here after Ace talked shit about you?

Brave man!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

sounds like I missed some fun times

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 06:57 PM (BJlbN)

383 TDS : BDS :: bubonic plague : common cold

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 28, 2019 06:57 PM (Hx3Yn)

384 Fen.. I talk to her every night. The pain is really starting to hit me harder than I thought it would.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 06:57 PM (dUJdY)

385 yall rock.

hugs around.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)

386 Aww thanks IC. Thats means so much

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 06:57 PM (dUJdY)

387 371 Weasel don't dance.
Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:49 PM

I bet WeaselDog can do the mashed potato and the twist.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 06:54 PM (zmIJL)
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WD does this little deer-hop sort of dance when she's happy!

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:57 PM (MVjcR)

388 367 OT: "Emotional support animal" mauls 5-year-old girl at Portland airport
Posted by: Ellen Page at February 28, 2019 06:53 PM (vDqXW)


That was terrible.

Having said that, why did her mom let her pet a pit bull, for God's sake? They're vicious animals, as we have seen so many times already.*

Yeah, I know someone is going to say that he knows one and the dog is a sweetheart, etc. The fact is that pit bulls are involved in attacks at a rate FAR out of proportion to their numbers. It's almost as if breeding dogs for viciousness produces ... vicious dogs. Almost.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

389 Vent to her anyway. It's not at all the same thing as having her here, but she'd understand and the love for you continues.

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Perfect statement, Fen. Agree completely.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 28, 2019 06:58 PM (JoUsr)

390 @373 In the fifties or so, the common picture of a Chinese street was one filled with people riding bicycles, wearing those pointy hats.

You can't find that picture today.
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Not in the urban areas. Most Chinese cities are reasonably well off. But my understanding is that you can still find that in some of the rural areas.

Posted by: junior at February 28, 2019 06:58 PM (Fp6vo)

391 351
It's been ten years for me. Her loss still breaks my heart. And my dad died unexpectedly 24 years ago this May (Mother's Day).


Thirty 7 years for me
Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2019 06:51 PM (O2RFr)

My dad died of his first and only heart attack at age 55 on May 8th , 29 years ago.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 06:58 PM (2DOZq)

392 384 Weasel and CBD, let me offer you both a cheroot.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (Vd8xB)
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How're those holding up?

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 06:58 PM (MVjcR)

393 Weasel , the question is does Lady Weasel dance?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (Vd8xB)

394 Hot lady golfer

https://dailycaller.com/2019/02/28/lucy-robson-pulls-trick-shot-club-catch/

... and I mean HOT.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (vDqXW)

395 Woof. What a day. Please entertain me, people.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (U5tDi)

396 This weasel dances:

https://tinyurl.com/yx8tjqc3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (AllCR)

397 What really drove that home for me was learning that there's a big problem with illegal immigrants from North Korea in the border region of China.

Let that soak in for a minute: people would rather be illegal aliens in China than live in their own country. That's how fucked up North Korea is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (0OWcv)


I want to see leftists' reactions if/when China builds a wall to keep them out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

398 Woof. What a day. Please entertain me, people.
Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (U5tDi)

This weasel dances:
https://tinyurl.com/yx8tjqc3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (AllCR)


Well there you go.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 07:00 PM (t+qrx)

399 Its interesting how the left is in general, we really have some horrible countries across the world, yet they will say it's ok because it's their culture. Yet they vent all their spleen/hate on America unless Their President won.

and then they treat that president willingly like Kim Jung ill is treated by his people .

They are terrified Trump will make them less free, yes applaud other americans being less free.

I really don't understand them at all.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:00 PM (gLMhO)

400 400 Weasel , the question is does Lady Weasel dance?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (Vd8xB)
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Not with me!
I agreed to dance ONE TIME at our wedding. That's it. Forever.

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 07:00 PM (MVjcR)

401 402 Woof. What a day. Please entertain me, people.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (U5tDi)

We are kind of sad and melancholy right now, bluebell..

Posted by: IC at February 28, 2019 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

402 Bluebell I probably can't entertain you but I can give ya a hug!! {{hugs}}

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:00 PM (dUJdY)

403 I don't know if pit bulls are more vicious but they are definitely more deadly than any other dog.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 07:01 PM (2DOZq)

404 hands bluebell some scones/real butter and tea with something warming in it.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:01 PM (gLMhO)

405 JuJuBee, just generally being shamey: "I bet WeaselDog can do the mashed potato and the twist."

I love the references from 29-yr olds.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM

My great-grandmother told me many stories about the old days of the sixties, back when girls wore white lipstick, go-go boots and fishnet stockings.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 07:01 PM (zmIJL)

406 This weasel dances:
https://tinyurl.com/yx8tjqc3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (AllCR)

Well there you go.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 07:00 PM (t+qrx)
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Okay, that was entertaining. Thank you both.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2019 07:01 PM (U5tDi)

407 Weasel, I have them in a good humidor and they are great. I use them like a treat. Thank you again. You know who else is a cheroot lover- Sixkiller.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 07:02 PM (Vd8xB)

408 Woof. What a day. Please entertain me, people.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM

I shall do my happy dance for you.

Posted by: WeaselDog at February 28, 2019 07:02 PM (zmIJL)

409 >>Hot lady golfer

Like.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

410 If I'm understanding this correctly, CNN is complaining that the media is covering actual news? Well, let's not let that happen again.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2019 07:02 PM (k+UmV)

411 Woof. What a day. Please entertain me, people.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (U5tDi)

I offered to light Weasel's tail on fire but he's being all shy or something.

*hands lighter to bluebell*

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 07:02 PM (BJlbN)

412 Trump cures cancer to distract from his fondness for Russian borscht.

Posted by: Someguy at February 28, 2019 07:02 PM (mX8Vr)

413 Its interesting how the left is in general, we really have some horrible countries across the world, yet they will say it's ok because it's their culture. Yet they vent all their spleen/hate on America unless Their President won.

...

I really don't understand them at all.
Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:00 PM (gLMhO)
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Not to mention that they are sympathetic to everybody who wants to come here because they don't have it as well as America, and all the terrible conditions we didn't have anything to do with.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 07:02 PM (vDqXW)

414 my mum died of a stroke when I was 20. mumble years later and I still feel like I need to cry on her shoulder.

maybe that never really goes away.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:03 PM (gLMhO)

415 You know that insurance commercial where the guy is air playing a guitar while he's dancing? That's my husband. Horrible dancer.. lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:03 PM (dUJdY)

416 What really drove that home for me was learning that there's a big problem with illegal immigrants from North Korea in the border region of China.

Let that soak in for a minute: people would rather be illegal aliens in China than live in their own country. That's how fucked up North Korea is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (0OWcv)

They probably would rather be an illegal alien in Honduras than live in NK.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 07:03 PM (2DOZq)

417 Axeman, and also will never mention communism or socialism tore those countries apart.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:04 PM (gLMhO)

418 410 I don't know if pit bulls are more vicious but they are definitely more deadly than any other dog.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 07:01 PM (2DOZq)


They were bred for fighting to the death. Not exactly the dog you want around children. Or anybody else, for that matter. It's kind of like having a pet rattlesnake, or renting out a room in your house to an MS-13 member.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

419 OH willow that's far too young to lose your mama. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:04 PM (dUJdY)

420 Jewells my spouse thinks he's a horrible dancer but I don't care I still wish he'd dance with me.
I miss dancing.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:05 PM (gLMhO)

421 Country Boy. don't put your coat away yet 'cause March is coming in like a lion.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 06:41 PM (Vd8xB)

Yeah saw that. This is my 7th winter here, I don't recall any others being this cold this long. Moved here to get away from that crap.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 28, 2019 07:05 PM (g4aRR)

422 Not even 2 years since we lost the RMBS dad. I think it's worse now than it was a year ago. I guess we've just had more time to think about it. *sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2019 07:05 PM (8VseP)

423 Trump builds Wall to distract from the fact that he called a classmate a "poopyhead" in Kindergarten.

Posted by: This is... CNN! at February 28, 2019 07:05 PM (T7t+x)

424 Weasel you would love the George Burns cigar story I heard yesterday told to me by someone that was VERY close to him.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 07:05 PM (Vd8xB)

425 414 Weasel, I have them in a good humidor and they are great. I use them like a treat. Thank you again. You know who else is a cheroot lover- Sixkiller.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 07:02 PM (Vd8xB)
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Glad to hear it! Smoke 'em in good health!

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 07:05 PM (MVjcR)

426 Axeman, and also will never mention communism or socialism tore those countries apart.
Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:04 PM (gLMhO)
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Nobody is starving in Venezuela! That's just Right-wing BS! Until Jorge Ramos shows up and films a crowd of young men eating off the back of garbage trucks.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 07:05 PM (vDqXW)

427 I'd like to see the Venn diagram of the set of people who think pit bulls are cuddly misunderstood babies and the people who believe in open borders.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 07:06 PM (BJlbN)

428 418 Woof. What a day. Please entertain me, people.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (U5tDi)

I offered to light Weasel's tail on fire but he's being all shy or something.

*hands lighter to bluebell*
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 07:02 PM (BJlbN)
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I'm reinventing myself.

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 07:06 PM (MVjcR)

429 ugh, i'm we're being feeling melancholy.

don't make me start telling pathetic stories to make people laugh.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:06 PM (gLMhO)

430 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

Yep. They can be the sweetest dogs ever but once they're triggered , and it's anybody's guess what the trigger is, its to the death.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 07:07 PM (2DOZq)

431 Willow.. oh that never stopped him. We danced our asses off back in the day. I think I would hurt myself now if I tried some of the moves we did back then!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:07 PM (dUJdY)

432 -i'm

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:07 PM (gLMhO)

433 jewells at least he danced with you! lucky girl!

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:07 PM (gLMhO)

434 omg that sentence made no sense at all.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:08 PM (gLMhO)

435 don't make me start telling pathetic stories to make people laugh.
Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:06 PM (gLMhO)


It was a good story.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 07:08 PM (t+qrx)

436 nevermind ignore me. my brain seems to be hiccuping

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:08 PM (gLMhO)

437 We watched 90210 religiously, always a shock when people younger than me have major consequences.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 07:08 PM (BbGew)

438 Don't eat the salsa.

Or the pudding.

What's up roonz and roonettez?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2019 07:09 PM (M2qr5)

439 hogmartin it was a silly story, it's funny to look back and realize it wasn't the end of the world .

lol

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:09 PM (gLMhO)

440 My wife wondered if we should take dance classes. I said, "Only if you let ME lead."

She said, "Never mind."

Our dancing starts to look like a wrestling match in a matter of moments.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 28, 2019 07:09 PM (xPJvm)

441 "395



That was terrible.



Having said that, why did her mom let her pet a pit bull, for God's
sake? They're vicious animals, as we have seen so many times already.*





Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:58 PM (YqDXo)"
...
Letting your kid pet someone else's unknown pitbull in a place as busy as an airport is a pretty monumentally stupid life decision. Dog could have easily killed that girl.
Those are the sorts of parents that end up walking down the side of interstate at 2AM pushing a stroller because they spent they blew all their money on cigarettes and Monster drinks instead of replacing their bald tires.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at February 28, 2019 07:09 PM (67XdO)

442 I'd guess China is the target of the kayfabe. CNN is just a bonus.

Posted by: DaveA at February 28, 2019 07:10 PM (FhXTo)

443 444 We watched 90210 religiously, always a shock when people younger than me have major consequences.
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 07:08 PM (BbGew)
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WW is a huge fan. She's pals with the lady that played the mother in the series. Ann somebody.

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 07:10 PM (MVjcR)

444 ha pug.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:11 PM (gLMhO)

445 hogmartin-

Can you post the link to your quote unfucker please?

Thanks

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:11 PM (/tuJf)

446 Hey everybody.

I just read at HotAir that Jennifer Lawrence has just published somewhere a "plan to save America."

RESCUED AT LAST!!! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2019 07:11 PM (miE9U)

447 Ben Had and Weasel>>> Got a dozen Hatuey Tacos loaded into the humidor this afternoon. Give me the name of those cheroots so I can give them a try...please....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 28, 2019 07:11 PM (iAhR6)

448 If that idiot pit-bull owner really had a service animal, her response to the kid and her mom would've been, "Sorry, no, actually you can't pet her. She's on duty right now." And it wouldn't be a pit-bull in that case. The owner wanted the convenience of taking her dog on a flight, now she's getting sued up the ying-yang and her dog will probably be destroyed.

The idiot mother of the 5-year-old should've known better. Her decision to sue everyone is the default of someone who doesn't know it's a bad idea for a small child to pet a strange dog. Now she has a kid with a damaged face,multiple surgeries coming up, and PTSD.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 07:12 PM (zmIJL)

449 I just want to know when we will hit peak stupid and start to turn it back around.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2019 07:12 PM (M2qr5)

450 Since people are talking about losing people in their I will briefly delurk.
It's been 13 months since the queen of my life left me behind. Every time I come home I wish she was there fussing about the house.

Grief is an unruly beast.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 28, 2019 07:13 PM (aCNZ6)

451 Can you post the link to your quote unfucker please?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:11 PM (/tuJf)


No problem.

https://stoatnet.org/ace/

Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 07:13 PM (t+qrx)

452 Yep. They can be the sweetest dogs ever but once they're triggered , and it's anybody's guess what the trigger is, its to the death.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 28, 2019 07:07 PM (2DOZq)

MAYBE THEY'RE SO AGGRESSIVE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO RISE UP AGAINST THE HUMANS WHO HAVE ENSLAVED THEM, FORCED THEM TO DO DANGEROUS, BACKBREAKING WORK FOR FOOD AND SHOVED THEM INTO CAGES ALL TO HAVE THEIR LIVES PREMATURELY ENDED BY THE COLD, UNFEELING EUTHANASIA NEEDLE!!!!!

Posted by: PETA at February 28, 2019 07:13 PM (T7t+x)

453 boys, dance with your girls.

we don't care what you look like.

just dance with us.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2019 07:13 PM (d7Ww2)

454 453
I just read at HotAir that Jennifer Lawrence has just published somewhere a "plan to save America."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2019 07:11 PM (miE9U)


Between her and AOC, I'll sleep soundly tonight.

Posted by: rickl at February 28, 2019 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

455 Thanks again.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:14 PM (/tuJf)

456 lol, the mom did not let her pet the dog, she left her kid unattended while she wandered off somewhere

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 07:14 PM (MTjB1)

457 Hillary has always been President of Oceania.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at February 28, 2019 07:14 PM (0x00j)

458 kids with their high pitched voices, jerky movements, and small size can easily trigger any carnivorous animal's prey drive.

lots of parents just don't think.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 07:14 PM (BJlbN)

459 Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 28, 2019 07:13 PM (aCNZ6)

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:14 PM (dUJdY)

460 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 28, 2019 07:11 PM (iAhR6)
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Kentucky Cheroots by Avanti Cigar. They come in a yellow box of 50. Kentucky and Tennessee tobacco. Not bad!

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 07:14 PM (MVjcR)

461 'I just want to know when we will hit peak stupid and start to turn it back around.'

Too late we've reached escape velocity.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at February 28, 2019 07:14 PM (UdKB7)

462

Lots of cussin' but amusing, if'n you're in the mood for something Trump-related amusing right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZASwi3IxnI

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 07:14 PM (lJDJ/)

463 GGE, i'm trying to stay hopeful that we can turn it around, but it's becoming more difficult.

media ,govt, intelligence services and our own backstabbers on our side.
I just don't know

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:14 PM (gLMhO)

464 Rick Santorum says Trump is "reprehensible" ...
any idea how negotiating
works.


I'd guess Rick's opening move is to say please let me out after he's stuffed in a locker.

Posted by: DaveA at February 28, 2019 07:14 PM (FhXTo)

465 Jennifer Lawrence has just published somewhere a "plan to save America."

RESCUED AT LAST!!! :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2019 07:11 PM (miE9U)

Sure. Why not? AOC's got one. And JL is easier on the eyes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2019 07:15 PM (t6MX/)

466 nurse , yes.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:15 PM (gLMhO)

467 Jennifer Lawrence has just published somewhere a "plan to save America."

RESCUED AT LAST!!! :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 28, 2019 07:11 PM (miE9U)

does it involve butt plugs?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 28, 2019 07:16 PM (BJlbN)

468 there are not stats to prove pitbulls are more dangerous than any other dog. even worse, there is no standard for what a pit bull is.

besides, some kids are stupid, do stupid things, and deserve to get bit.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

469 OT: "Emotional support animal" mauls 5-year-old girl at Portland airport

Posted by: Ellen Page at February 28, 2019 06:53 PM (vDqXW)

Hmm. Adds one more item to the list of offenses for which no-fault summary execution is allowed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2019 07:16 PM (f3oO4)

470 COJ, did you see the thing about the single malt scotch that won the Worlds Best Whisky? Queen Margo. $18.00 a bottle.

Sorry, I don't remember the name of the cheroots but Weasel will. They came from Kentucky.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 07:16 PM (Vd8xB)

471 Guess what the high will be Monday morning? March fucking 4th. Fucking 16 degrees. I want out of the damn midwest.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

472


Let's try to imagine what those bloated cigar puffing puddingheads would be saying about their President Hillary.

They would be tut-tutting about how her strategy might not be the best, and offering advice from the "other side" and being all swell about how, just perhaps, we can discuss the finer points of foreign policy with someone who GETS IT and has experience, and don't you know, just really puts America out as it should be, proud and strong like a young cabin boy.

Those douchebags missed out on that and they are mad.

Jonah with his stupid cigar, posing like he's something.

I would say it's panicking time over in his arena.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 28, 2019 07:16 PM (z8c2c)

473

Awww dammit.


Rollo is mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 07:16 PM (lJDJ/)

474 >>@DawsonSField

>>As many of you know, I discovered that the building Carter Page was renting space from in NYC was a shared office space. Housing 100s of entities that appear in the #ParadisePapers #PanamaPapers The @ICIJorg database hosts information on these entities.

>>I found 1700+ more!

I kinda thought this was where we were headed.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:17 PM (/tuJf)

475 nevertheless the adult owner is responsible.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:17 PM (gLMhO)

476 Remember Kim, I'm not leaving without a deal.

Posted by: Rick Santorum Logic at February 28, 2019 07:17 PM (T7t+x)

477 I think WoFat misread the Dims/CNN hysteria and thought Trump was in a weak position. Oops.

Posted by: Jean at February 28, 2019 07:18 PM (h1nWh)

478
Poor Rollo.

Here's a sweet scene from Sanford and Son with the now morted Rollo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fya3_aak94


*contains n verbage

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 07:18 PM (lJDJ/)

479
Country Boy. don't put your coat away yet 'cause March is coming in like a lion.
Posted by: Ben Had


More like a flock of penguins. Brrrr

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2019 07:18 PM (aKsyK)

480
Guess what the high will be Monday morning? March fucking 4th. Fucking 16 degrees. I want out of the damn midwest.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:16 PM (dUJdY)


One of the reasons I didn't run right back to Ioway when I retired from the USN.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 28, 2019 07:18 PM (M2qr5)

481 Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2019 07:14 PM (MVjcR)

Thank you sir; you're a gentleman, a scholar and a good judge of bad whiskey.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 28, 2019 07:18 PM (iAhR6)

482 Rollo Tomasi?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 28, 2019 07:19 PM (9EPh3)

483 Jack explain why this is relevant?

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:19 PM (gLMhO)

484 daughter is a nurse on a neuro floor, and the window for the best stroke treatment is very narrow. Four hours from event, which makes it unusable for many who are found after the fact.
Also depends on kind of stroke--the wonder treatment isn't used for hemmorhagic stroke, because it is basically draino for the clots of blockage strokes.

Posted by: barbarausa at February 28, 2019 07:20 PM (W7IZQ)

485 Thank you Jewells and willow. It wasn't really a bad day, just a frustrating one. And independently, other family members have had a tough day too. Ah well.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2019 07:20 PM (U5tDi)

486

nah, black Rollo

Big Dummy's friend.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 07:20 PM (lJDJ/)

487 A word for the guys that don't dance but their wives love to.

Take her to the dance floor and just hold her and she will be happy.

Words from friend as he lay dying" I wish I would have danced with my wife"

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 07:20 PM (Vd8xB)

488
Jack explain why this is relevant?

Yeah.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 28, 2019 07:20 PM (lJDJ/)

489 Sharing office space with people who commit financial crimes is illegal now?

So after we round everybody up NYC and DC will have what, 11 people left?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 28, 2019 07:20 PM (9EPh3)

490 Northern Lurker, I'm so sorry. I remember your story from months ago and it touched me. Truly. I feel for you.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 28, 2019 07:21 PM (JoUsr)

491 Guess what the high will be Monday morning? March fucking 4th. Fucking 16 degrees. I want out of the damn midwest.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

California isn't as bad as you think...

Posted by: Surfperch at February 28, 2019 07:21 PM (T7t+x)

492 Asti Spumanti > Rollo Tomasi

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2019 07:21 PM (vQSQ7)

493 Can I haz emoshunul suportz cobra snake?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 28, 2019 07:21 PM (g0qqf)

494 bluebell, maybe rent a movie , hot cocoa, make smores in the fireplace throw blankets all over the floor and forget the bad day?

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:21 PM (gLMhO)

495 I reconciled like a boss today. Felt good after work being a nightmare these past two weeks. I still think I have one foot out the door but I really like the new controller we hired.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 28, 2019 07:22 PM (9EPh3)

496 http://bit.ly/2BZHv8E
*******
Doctors carried out emergency c-section on crash victim, 48, who wasn't pregnant | Metro News
******
OOOPSIES

Posted by: Jussie Smollet's drug problem at February 28, 2019 07:22 PM (BqBId)

497 you know, if you bitch about the weather in advance then when the bad weather gets there you will have nothing to talk about. you will have to be talking about how nice the weather is going to be.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 07:22 PM (MTjB1)

498 bluebell, maybe rent a movie , hot cocoa, make smores in the fireplace throw blankets all over the floor and forget the bad day?
Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:21 PM (gLMhO)


This, only throw the blankets over the couch cushions and make a little fort.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 07:23 PM (t+qrx)

499 Can I guess Jennifer Lawrence's plan also takes us back to the stone age?

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 07:23 PM (BbGew)

500 hugs Northern.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:23 PM (gLMhO)

501 Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 07:16 PM (Vd8xB)

It's a blended one right? I heard about tat this morning as we were discussing my coworker's upcoming trip to Aruba. I'ma throw some Benjamins her way and she's gonna bring me back some stogies.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 28, 2019 07:23 PM (iAhR6)

502 >>Jack explain why this is relevant?

It's a long story willow but the Panama Papers/Paradise Papers was an enormous dump of information from a law firm in Panama that was Ground Zero for money laundering for the globalist elite including heads of state like the former head of Panama. It would have been an enormous story if it weren't being buried by the media.

It is the reason Deutsche Bank is teetering on insolvency and has been implicated on billions of dollars of money laundering.

The spying on the Trump organization was only a part of a much bigger scandal.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:23 PM (/tuJf)

503 hogmartin aha , yes that sounds even better.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:23 PM (gLMhO)

504 Posted by: barbarausa at February 28, 2019 07:20 PM (W7IZQ)

A couple I made friends with at the nursing home... his wife had a stroke while he was in the hospital. She laid on the floor of her home for 2 days before her kids finally thoughr.. hmmm.. haven't heard from mom in a few days. She never fully recovered and died about a year later. She did rebound a bit after some re-hab but she just ended up dying anyway. It was sad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:23 PM (dUJdY)

505 A Plan to Save America
by Jennifer Lawrence

Part One: Unbreaking America
In this 12-minute video, full of grammar n' stuff, I tell you how to get a date with Gerry Mander, corrupt his big corporation, and fix campy inane Fine Nancy laws. Your welcome!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 07:24 PM (zmIJL)

506 that is funny but not as funnny as the stories about really fat women showing up in the emergency room complaining about discomfort when they are unexpectedly going into labor. unexpectedly meaning they did not even know they were having a baby.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 07:24 PM (MTjB1)

507 https://web.archive.org/web/20020608205545/http://attackcartoons.com/billosama.GIF

Posted by: Takashi Sheffield at February 28, 2019 07:24 PM (oTuGd)

508 More like a flock of penguins."

Beats a flock of seagulls...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 07:24 PM (6qErC)

509 The left gave Gorbechev full credit for the wall coming down. Reagan was dumb, remember?

I just read a book by some idiot (looks it up: James Deakin) who was in the White House Press Corps when Reagan was President, and wrote his book then too. One of his examples that Reagan wasn't very bright? Reagan said that "the Soviet Union, under communism, was about to collapse."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2019 07:24 PM (2lndx)

510 500 hugs Northern.
Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:23 PM (gLMhO)

Hug received.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 28, 2019 07:24 PM (aCNZ6)

511 Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:23 PM (/tuJf)
*******
YEP

Posted by: Jussie Smollet's drug problem at February 28, 2019 07:24 PM (BqBId)

512 499 Can I guess Jennifer Lawrence's plan also takes us back to the stone age?
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 07:23 PM (BbGew)

It involves bad acting & tits. But mostly bad acting

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2019 07:24 PM (Izzlo)

513 woah Jack, heck I never read anything about that. thanks .

crazy stuff!

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:25 PM (gLMhO)

514 You know what would have been genius for Trump to do? Send the NORKS pallets of cash and have John Kerry declare what a freat fucking deal we got. SMDH Fuck all these people. Seriously.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2019 07:25 PM (Mof8D)

515 Rollo Tomasi?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 28, 2019 07:19 PM (9EPh3)
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And then I thought James Cromwell?!

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 07:25 PM (vDqXW)

516
461 Between her and AOC, I'll sleep soundly tonight.

i bet at least one of them snores

Posted by: Anachronda at February 28, 2019 07:25 PM (sGtp+)

517 Words from friend as he lay dying" I wish I would have danced with my wife"

That's so sad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:25 PM (dUJdY)

518 I knew trillions were at stake in our personal economy and felt the left want that for their graft and skimming .
but that is something I never thought of.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:25 PM (gLMhO)

519 It would have been an enormous story if it weren't being buried by the media. "

Buried or incomprehensible (by the average jour-no-list)?

Or a bit of both?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 07:25 PM (6qErC)

520 If JLaw's plan involves less camping, I prefer it to the GND.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 07:25 PM (vDqXW)

521 I gave away the empanada store.

Posted by: Donkey Chompers at February 28, 2019 07:26 PM (Tyii7)

522 Who blew the margins? again.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:26 PM (dUJdY)

523 Posted by: Takashi Sheffield at February 28, 2019 07:24 PM (oTuGd)

It was nice knowing you.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 28, 2019 07:26 PM (T7t+x)

524 Can I guess Jennifer Lawrence's plan also takes us back to the stone age?"

"Us"?

Sure. Her, not so much.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 07:27 PM (6qErC)

525 507 report to the bannination machine.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 28, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)

526 they're so dirty. g-d I don't even know if I want to know anymore.

it's disheartening and seems to float away in their favor.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:27 PM (gLMhO)

527 Who blew the margins? again.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 28, 2019 07:26 PM

Jen Lawrence was just here.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 28, 2019 07:28 PM (zmIJL)

528 404 What really drove that home for me was learning that there's a big problem with illegal immigrants from North Korea in the border region of China.

Let that soak in for a minute: people would rather be illegal aliens in China than live in their own country. That's how fucked up North Korea is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (0OWcv)

I want to see leftists' reactions if/when China builds a wall to keep them out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (YqDXo)


You're talking China, People's Republic of.

Bullets, not walls.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 28, 2019 07:28 PM (di1hb)

529 It is the reason Deutsche Bank is teetering on insolvency"

It's a bit funny to read the various automotive newz sources as they dance 'round the "tradewarzcausing German problems" while ignoring the gorilla and elephant in the room...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 28, 2019 07:28 PM (6qErC)

530 Is it just me or are things making less and less sense?

Posted by: jakee308 at February 28, 2019 07:29 PM (TUY4S)

531 I hate them all. Nothing is said or done by the American press in good faith. Everything is agitprop and spin. And they're so clumsy at it, so glaringly obvious in their intentions, lies so brazenly lies it's insulting.

Posted by: troyriser at February 28, 2019 07:29 PM (1JpTT)

532 guess what cnn?....you've got it the exact opposite!

the cohen testimony was the distraction.

Posted by: trapper's girl at February 28, 2019 07:29 PM (yRQGC)

533 What really drove that home for me was learning that there's a big problem with illegal immigrants from North Korea in the border region of China.

Let that soak in for a minute: people would rather be illegal aliens in China than live in their own country. That's how fucked up North Korea is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 28, 2019 06:55 PM (0OWcv)

I want to see leftists' reactions if/when China builds a wall to keep them out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2019 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

You're talking China, People's Republic of.

Bullets, not walls.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at F



the chicom and norks are all good with that. the nork illegal aliens have their own little communities. they are rife with nork intel agents, chicom intel agents, and bribed by the local cops. the norks get some hard currency back through them too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 28, 2019 07:30 PM (MTjB1)

534 I should bite the bullet anyway.

Jack do you have the site where I can find this information handy?

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:30 PM (gLMhO)

535 >>I knew trillions were at stake in our personal economy and felt the left want that for their graft and skimming .
but that is something I never thought of.

>>It's not just our economy. Globalist means just that.

Christopher Steele is British. Mifsud is from Malta. Alexander Downer is Australian. And Oleg Deripaska is Russian.

All of these people and more foreigners were part of the scam. This has always been bigger than just corruption in the Obama administration.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:30 PM (/tuJf)

536 On my bucket list is to dance with my wife to Shastakovich waltz #2 in a formal setting.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2019 07:31 PM (gC2IV)

537 Jack, uh hmm, I know they have a habit of upsetting countries and stealing assets , do not remember where I read that. it was our turn.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:32 PM (gLMhO)

538 Pit Bull attack:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXeDEFIsda0

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2019 07:32 PM (ePWRo)

539 May your wishes come true Duke!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 07:32 PM (Vd8xB)

540 so in honesty when we have the globalists and their media lackies and their American intelligence lackie.
Is Trump and his crew really big enough to shut this down, or at least mitigate the damage here?

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:33 PM (gLMhO)

541 Newsbusters has this post up:

"Obsession: CNN, MSNBC Spend 428 Minutes on Cohen, 12 on NoKo Summit"

https://tinyurl.com/yyfuplmf

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 28, 2019 07:34 PM (hjaPQ)

542 Duke please do it.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:35 PM (gLMhO)

543 >>Jack do you have the site where I can find this information handy?

Unfortunately, no. This is my own personal delusion.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

544 Christopher Steele is British. Mifsud is from Malta. Alexander Downer is Australian. And Oleg Deripaska is Russian.

All of these people and more foreigners were part of the scam. This has always been bigger than just corruption in the Obama administration.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:30 PM (/tuJf)
---
And yet all of those people are listed as a "startling number of contacts with Russia!" When in truth, some were ON THE SUBJECT of Russia.

And the funny thing is that, for the ONE Russian in that group, Steele has had way more contact with Derepaska--as well as Fusion GPS--than any person in the Trump org.

Crafty.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2019 07:35 PM (vDqXW)

545 Been up except a pre work nap since 12:45am,
Have a good night horde.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2019 07:35 PM (BbGew)

546 willow, start with the website- The Mechanics of Deception. That will give you some of the players.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 07:35 PM (Vd8xB)

547 Good night, Skip.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 07:36 PM (t+qrx)

548 Jack, too bad this is very interesting if terrifying stuff.
----
Ben Had

I will look that up. thank you.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:37 PM (gLMhO)

549 >>And the funny thing is that, for the ONE Russian in that group, Steele has had way more contact with Derepaska--as well as Fusion GPS--than any person in the Trump org.

Deripaska had much more contact with the FBI than anyone. Andrew McCabe in particular.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:38 PM (/tuJf)

550 blackpilled site or elemi fuentas?

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:39 PM (gLMhO)

551 Nood

Posted by: hogmartin at February 28, 2019 07:39 PM (t+qrx)

552 skip I will be following you shortly my day starts about a half an hour later than yours.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:40 PM (gLMhO)

553 JackStraw, your study has been of the utmost value. Many thanks and scotch's are owed.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2019 07:41 PM (Vd8xB)

554 I see it is elemi fuentas. sets right off with steele.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2019 07:41 PM (gLMhO)

555 >>JackStraw, your study has been of the utmost value. Many thanks and scotch's are owed.

Thanks Ben, but this has been fun for me. I could be wrong at any turn but nothing will convince me this isn't a lot bigger than any media source is will to admit.

Best spy thriller ever and it's all true.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:43 PM (/tuJf)

556 On my bucket list is to dance with my wife to Shastakovich waltz #2 in a formal setting.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2019 07:31 PM (gC2IV)


Duke, trust me, figure out a way to do this soon, never trust what tomorrow will bring!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2019 07:45 PM (f3oO4)

557 " Christopher Steele is British. Mifsud is from Malta. Alexander Downer is Australian. And Oleg Deripaska is Russian.

All of these people and more foreigners were part of the scam. This has always been bigger than just corruption in the Obama administration.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2019 07:30 PM (/tuJf) "

If you withdraw 2,000 a day for five days from your own bank account you can go to jail for "structuring" an "undisclosed" withdrawal of $10,000. Yet the Obama Admin (specifically led by Brennan) engaged in an obvious backdoor against the legal prohibitions of American intelligence being used to spy on Americans, by recruiting "5 Eyes" foreigners to do the job for them.

Not to mention the deliberate unmaskings (also against the law) to weaponize half-truths gained from the illegal surveillance for PR purposes, and deliberate illegal leaking of the intel to create news article reverberations, to serve as a bad faith pretext to start a wholly baseless "investigation."

The problem is there are so many layers that they seem to have created the perfect crime, in it being simply too complex to be easily explained to the drooling retards who watch Chyron TV.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 28, 2019 08:40 PM (SqopC)

558 Oh phooie on CNN the Communists News Network and its fake news more reasons to boycott CNN and its sponsors

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 01, 2019 05:22 PM (wGqjj)

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