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The Michael Cohen Testimony, As Told By Twitter
Here are some choice bits. I may update if you guys point out stuff I missed.
Unrelated: Arianespace is about to launch a rocket, apparently from a base in the Amazon. (Very Blofeldesque.) Video here, launch coming within a minute (supposedly). Thanks to rickl. Update:120 Here's the thing with what David French said. If he cannot vote for Trump because of Trump's, er, Trumpiness, that's fine. Votes are earned, not owed. It's the pinch faced scolding of and the rest of you are bad Christians for doing so that makes me reply, "Suck my girl dick, Pharisee." Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.Big Update: The Democrats and NeverTrumpers (but I repeat myself) are trying to claim that Trump's blackmail payments to Stormy Daniels were "campaign expenditures" which should have been disclosed, so this constituted a campaign finance violation. Which is almost always a civil charge requiring the mere payment of a fine, but they're going to try it's criminal. However, it's only a campaign expenditure if this payment was made primarily to influence a campaign. If it was only secondarily for that effect, then it's not a campaign expenditure. Michael Cohen actually just testified, pretty much, that these payments were not campaign expenditures, as Trump has been making similar payments since before 2007, when he wasn't running for any campaign at all:
Michael Cohen admits Trump has used "catch and kill" for years: "These catch and kill scenarios existed long before I started for working him in 2007"
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 27, 2019
Cohen's admission damages the idea that Trump committed campaign finance violations w/Stormy Daniels since he did this for years pic.twitter.com/2a1qxVIaDD
For those who don't understand:
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 27, 2019
Trump's payoff to Daniels could potentially be considered "a personal expenditure if Trump would have paid for it regardless of the context"https://t.co/TlcTa7SdZf pic.twitter.com/5ITRsGP6Rh
I firmly believe Congress can basically do whatever it wants, whenever it wants, but their performance today, with a high-stakes nuclear negotiation going on elsewhere, is really discrediting to themselves (and the media enabling it). Demo of what Trump derangement does to you.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) February 27, 2019
19. Rep Bob Gibbs echoes a common complaint from the Trump White House: why does big stuff keep happening (in this case, the hearing) when POTUS is out of the country?
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) February 27, 2019
BREAKING NEWS: Rep. Meadows has entered referral for criminal investigation of Cohen for violating Foreign Agents Registration Act for lobbying on behalf of Kazakhstan and other foreign intents without registering as required under the federal law - reports
— BNL NEWS (@BreakingNLive) February 27, 2019
BREAKING: Cohen testified under GOP grilling that he consulted with Democrat investigative committee leaders Cummings and Schiff before preparing his testimony, along with Clinton operative/lawyer Lanny Davis
— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) February 27, 2019
two kinds of people in the world... https://t.co/V5aRAXisKS
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 27, 2019
It's...weird to me no GOP rep has asked about Prague. It's a slam dunk for them in terms of knocking down the "dodgy dossier" right?
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 27, 2019
Someone asked about Prague! Cohen said he's never been and never been to the Czech Republic. Now follow up, please?
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) February 27, 2019
Nailed it. It really was the biggest joke of the entire transition. The beginning of his bitterness was when he realized that was never going to happen. #Delusional. https://t.co/ddizWugguU
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) February 27, 2019
CNN: Cohen isn't telling the truth when he said under questioning by Jim Jordan that he didn't want a job in the White House.
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) February 27, 2019
Dana Bash: "He very much wanted a job in the White House." pic.twitter.com/DK9VevYqIS
If Trump "knew in advance" about the pending publication of hacked DNC emails, so did everyone who followed the WikiLeaks Twitter account. It was public information! That's what's so maddening about this ridiculous narrative pic.twitter.com/mCYQxNUOZK
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) February 27, 2019
On the cucks and grifters who say they cannot support Donald Trump due to his characterological deficiencies, and worked like the dickens to elect the apparently morally faultless Hillary Clinton (and will now work to elect whatever socialist liar and racist and infanticidal maniac the Democrats nominate next):
By the way, the porn affairs and hush money payments by themselves are enough for me to never, ever vote for Trump.
— David French (@DavidAFrench) February 27, 2019
And that’s just one thing, of many.
I remember the days, like way back in, say, May 2015, when that would have been a consensus Evangelical position.
I think the consensus is that this (and two Supreme Court justices) is more important.https://t.co/s506APo8dX https://t.co/2ld3wouA3f
— Marc Thiessen (@marcthiessen) February 27, 2019
In a perfect world, saints are preferable to cads. In reality, it's not surprising that people of faith prefer a candidate who opposes infanticide and supports religious liberty over one who bows before Moloch and endorses gov't. persecution of Christians. https://t.co/jH2wmwxOLa
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) February 27, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Yeah that was in Article 92 of the Constitution?
Gotta love the pundits.
They are completely full of sh!t.
We pay attention anyway.
My cousin emailed me this morning: "Must watch Cohen."
I replied: "Throw away your TV."
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:24 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 27, 2019 04:24 PM (MPuQT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 27, 2019 04:24 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 27, 2019 04:24 PM (+ldAm)
And Mollie wins Twitter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2019 04:25 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 27, 2019 04:25 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 04:25 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:25 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 27, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)
They really don't know many Christians.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:25 PM (lCTsV)
"I've lied, but I'm not a liar. I've done bad things, but I'm not a bad man."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (wCmLp)
Is David French still on about not voting for Trump because he had affairs? AGAIN??!!. The alternative was Hillary-do we have to discuss this again, David?
Which stellar light and great example of moral righteousness do you see in the possible Democrat candidates, David?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (1ISKN)
-- David French
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It's really telling that someone who would never admit to believing in public is so outraged that Evangelicals support a guy who comes through on their agenda (for the first time almost ever).
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (HEb26)
Meanwhile Trump makes deals with Vietnam to be better trade partners, and the Norks are NOT sending missiles over Japan.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2019 04:27 PM (Cus5s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPtr4Eec4Hg
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2019 04:27 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
They are completely full of sh!t.
We pay attention anyway.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:24 PM (mk9aG)
Everybody needs to stop using the word pundits for these asswipes. How about fellatio specialists?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 27, 2019 04:27 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 27, 2019 04:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2019 04:27 PM (4e+hS)
The have to use privileged attorney-client information, they wanted to subpoena a translator to find out what Trump said the Vladimir Putin, they abused the shit out of the FISA process and they paraded a lying bitch in front of the Senate to block a Supreme Court nominee.
These assholes are scum.
God help us if they get full control of the federal government.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 27, 2019 04:27 PM (ZxU8C)
Like he took the parts clipped out of Nixon's Farewell and made them his own.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 04:28 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (wCmLp)
And they did!
Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2019 04:28 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2019 04:28 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (mk9aG)
Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the Rio Grande?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (lCTsV)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (hRN6I)
I realize, of course, that he can't admit to being paid to oppose Trump, but unless the money is really bad, he ought to up his game.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: David French at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (5aX2M)
Congrats!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (sy5kK)
"I've lied, but I'm not a liar. I've done bad things, but I'm not a bad man."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
"I've done stupid things, but at least I'm not retarded!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (HEb26)
I've got standards. Won't cuck low-T girly men. Sad.
Posted by: The Donald, warm and fuzzy at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
"I'm sorry. I don't speak donkey."
Posted by: Hikaru at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2019 04:27 PM (4e+hS)
I'd say that sums it up. He's quite the "conservative," that one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
David French: Why aren't you stupid and gullible evangelicals doing what we tell you, anymore? I'm so disappointed in you.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (mk9aG)
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"I don't care if I'm getting conservative victories! Trump slept with a woman that wasn't his wife! Back, me up Charlie Sykes!"
-David French
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (q8oeS)
His wife wears a good Republican cloth coat, now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (lCTsV)
As opposed, to say, Bill Clinton.
Who is a Rapist...and a Refined Philanderer.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (HEb26)
http://tinyurl.com/y4qqrhfe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (OKeCc)
"These assholes are scum.
God help us if they get full control of the federal government."
And THAT'S when the fighting will start for real
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (7ZQe3)
Yeah, this one is perplexing. So the assertion is that Trump asked a guy (one of his campaign people, I forget who) to ask a guy (Stone) to ask a guy (an intermediary) to ask Asange for information that he already telegraphed as coming out?
That dog won't hunt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2019 04:27 PM (4e+hS)
THIS apparently makes sense to the non-binary cucks who, btw, are just lying. No one is that stupid.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: dantesed at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (4YHTV)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
David French: Why aren't you stupid and gullible evangelicals doing what we tell you, anymore? I'm so disappointed in you.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (LWYzG)
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"Why don't you use the exact same balances in your head that I use in mine for support of public officials? You're all going to Hell!!!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: nip at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
Suck a dick, even just once, and it makes you a cock sucker for life.
Same with lying.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (jxbfJ)
This whole shit show is just so glorious.
Posted by: Czech Chick at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (DFpo9)
btw, I think, no, I believe...no...
I KNOW Donald Trump is morally a far better man than mitt romney and george bush.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (LWYzG)
>>"I've lied, but I'm not a liar. I've done bad things, but I'm not a bad man."
Like he took the parts clipped out of Nixon's Farewell and made them his own.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 04:28 PM (HEb26)
I'm crooked, but not a crook!
Posted by: BJ Clinton at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (ymnmz)
She needs a good showing and I'm thinking she will deliver it. Low bar and all.
The media will swoon and say how she's Oh So Presidential.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Buffy and Jody at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (aKsyK)
In fairness, that landing strip of a forehead makes him an easy target.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (lCTsV)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (YslsA)
What was his best work? Wearing the gimp costume with a ball gag while his wife pleasured the donkey in Tijuana?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (3sjI6)
Green new deal that will bankrupt the country, but trump paid hush money!
Infaticide? But trump paid a porn star!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (42Tia)
Because of all the shit they know is about to come out about him.
Remember: their #1 job is to protect Democrats.
While the Dems thought they'd score a killing blow against Trump (putting this guy up there) they were to stupid to see they were stabbing themselves in their dicks (collusion to procure false testimony).
So the media is riding to the rescue, "he's a liar and he's lying about working with the Dems too!"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (jl/Cd)
The term I think is very useful: Influencer Ecosystem.
The leftist, urban, coastal wackos that earn a living pontificating, interviewing, and being interviewed, on TV.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 27, 2019 04:25 PM (3sj
Worse. He could and should face new charges.
Posted by: Ha at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (MAstk)
btw, I think, no, I believe...no...
I KNOW Donald Trump is morally a far better man than mitt romney and george bush.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (LWYzG)
PDT has spine!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (ymnmz)
She needs a good showing and I'm thinking she will deliver it. Low bar and all.
The media will swoon and say how she's Oh So Presidential.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (pUDQf)
She's a sunk cost to Tom Steyer, at this point.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (UnA8+)
I added rickl's link to the Arianespace rocket launch into the post.
it's happening now
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
Any chance Bernie and Hillary were strapped to it?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Buffy and Jody at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (aKsyK)
+++++++++++
Thank you for that. I LOLed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (I2dne)
Morally speaking, Donald Trump is 1000X more moral than that fake altar boy fraud cocksucker Paul Ryan.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (LWYzG)
btw, I think, no, I believe...no...
I KNOW Donald Trump is morally a far better man than mitt romney and george bush.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (LWYzG)
I go to bed every night comfortable in believing that as well. Also add in Jeb, Kasich, and the others.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (Sr48m)
I've lied but I'm not a liar. I've done bad things but I'm not a bad man. I've never been to England but I kind of like the Beatles
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (OLCnA)
She needs a good showing and I'm thinking she will deliver it. Low bar and all.
The media will swoon and say how she's Oh So Presidential.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 04:31 PM (pUDQf)
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Well, there was that one committee hearing a few weeks ago where she did her rapid fire questioning. That bit was taken out of context and used as proof that she was awesome.
Left on the cutting room floor was the five minutes afterwards where the guy questioning pretty much called her a moron for several minutes straight because she had no idea what she was talking about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (VpIIl)
"Everybody needs to stop using the word pundits for these asswipes. How about fellatio specialists?"
The term I think is very useful: Influencer Ecosystem.
The leftist, urban, coastal wackos that earn a living pontificating, interviewing, and being interviewed, on TV.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (mk9aG)
jackwagons one and all
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2019 04:33 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Michael Cohen at February 27, 2019 04:33 PM (ZY2AH)
Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2019 04:33 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
Sandy from the Bronx interviewing Michael The Rat Cohen about honesty, in an official Congressional committee action.
There is no worthy punchline. None.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 04:33 PM (sy5kK)
For those that can't see Chris Hayes's tweet here it is and I'm so going to end up in The Barrel:
"Someone asked about Prague! Cohen said he's never been and never been to the Czech Republic. Now follow up, please?"
Follow up with what? "So, have you really super duper never ever been to Prague? How about the Czech Republic?"
Seriously, what follow up?
*stompys about*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 04:33 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2019 04:33 PM (4e+hS)
"I've lied, but I'm not a liar."
Actually, that's the definition of a liar.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2019 04:32 PM (4e+hS)
That depends on what the definition of is is.
Posted by: BJ Clinton at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Iron Wombat at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (/qASX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (ptqGC)
David French
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (HEb26)
One of the hilarious exchanges was (I think) Johnson asking about Cohen's finances.
Got any assets?
No.
Got any income?
No.
Lanny Davis is your lawyer?
Yes.
How are you paying him?
I will figure that out when I'm earning again.
You're going to jail for three years?
Yes.
And Lanny Davis is OK with that?
(Davis nods enthusiastically in the background).
Yes.
This is a Clinton Inc. op from the jump.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (Sr48m)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (ZxU8C)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (pUDQf)
Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the Rio Grande
Do you remember the plains of Africa?
Posted by: Toto at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (LWYzG)
I raped some folks, but I'm not a rapist.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2019 04:33 PM (4e+hS)
Hey stop stepping on my lines.
Posted by: That guy from VA at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (ymnmz)
Rains
Posted by: Toto at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Tom Nichols at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (5aX2M)
By the way, the porn affairs and hush money payments by themselves are enough for me to never, ever vote for Trump
...
+++++++++++
Is David French too stupid to realize that there are differences between choosing a spiritual leader and a political leader?
I probably wouldn't want Trump to be my rabbi, but these are wildly different things.
Of course French knows this. He is just a leftist masquerading as a conservative and is trying to square the circle.
Good luck with that, shitbag.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 27, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)
Ditto for mushroom clouds over Delhi and Islamabad. Hardest: MS help line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (R9JRD)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Micky Cohen, Possibly professional Liar at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (ptqGC)
Flashback: "Cell signal puts Cohen outside Prague around time of purported Russian meeting"
After McClatchy DC ran that report, no other media outlet could confirm it. But it didn't stop network/cable news from wildly speculating about it... for days.
http://tinyurl.com/y54nduk2
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (lCTsV)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (TN1P5)
I read that and got an earworm for "My Way." Sex Pistols version.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (BILrN)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (ptqGC)
And you chose to share this because?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (4e+hS)
Flashback: "Cell signal puts Cohen outside Prague around time of purported Russian meeting"
After McClatchy DC ran that report, no other media outlet could confirm it. But it didn't stop network/cable news from wildly speculating about it... for days.
http://tinyurl.com/y54nduk2
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (OKeCc)
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Because they're honest truthtellers interested in only the truth.
Or was that the troof?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (q8oeS)
It's the pinch faced scolding of and the rest of you are bad Christians for doing so that makes me reply suck my girl dick, Pharisee.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (nPGq2)
Ha. LOL.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (aS1PU)
Yes.
And Lanny Davis is OK with that?
(Davis nods enthusiastically in the background).
Yes.
This is a Clinton Inc. op from the jump.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 04:34 PM (fuK7c)
Those donated legal services are income. Have you declared them on your tax return?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (BBWB6)
Titantic. When the lower levels of the ship were sinking, and the rats were running along side of Leonardo and Kate as they all tried to escape the rising water.
Cohen was the Dirty Rat.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 27, 2019 04:37 PM (ZqRa6)
"By the way, the porn affairs and hush money payments by themselves are enough for me to never, ever vote for Trump."
What...you are fucking kidding me.
These idiots voted for Hillary! WTF
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 27, 2019 04:37 PM (kKXHv)
*stompys about*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 04:33 PM (mf5HN)
++++++++++++
He wants the secret border control documents that will show that he did go through passport control and customs in the Czech Republic but that got scrubbed out of the official records because he's connected to OrangeManBad.
You know, those secret border control books that Republicans and their agents around the world keep?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 04:37 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:37 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 27, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)
What would the headlines be if same events happened but the Magic Kenyan were president?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 27, 2019 04:37 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2019 04:37 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 04:36 PM (ODaO0)
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No, sterling moral pinnacle Evan McMullin.
The guy who lied on tax forms for his campaign and stiffed those who worked for him of pay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:37 PM (q8oeS)
No.
Lanny Davis is your lawyer?
Yes.
How are you paying him?
I will figure that out when I'm earning again.
You're going to jail for three years?
Yes.
And Lanny Davis is OK with that?
(Davis nods enthusiastically in the background).
i've got a deadbeat client, but i need cash now
Posted by: Lanny Davis in a Viking helmet at February 27, 2019 04:37 PM (sGtp+)
Lock Borat up!!
Posted by: Uzbeck Citizens Of Concern For United State's at February 27, 2019 04:37 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
How stupid is this guy??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (pUDQf)
The party of childhood predatory transexual recruitment. That's one that steams me to no end.
Posted by: Max POwer at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (q177U)
*stompys about*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2019 04:33 PM (mf5HN)
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Shouldn't the follow ups come from Democrats?
"What do you mean you weren't there? We have a poorly sourced newspaper article that says you were!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Toto at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (LWYzG)
Sloppy Daniels says she's proud of Cohen. Well Mikey at least you have the support of a washed up pron whore and stripper
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (OLCnA)
They used to launch from French Guyana.
Personally, I thought launching from Devil's Island would have been much cooler.
Posted by: Uzbeck Citizens Of Concern For United State's at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (97qI7)
What's the word for when you makeupify a word more comlexicated than the word that alredy existiates for the same meaning?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
I've sucked cock. But Im not a cocksucker.
I've f'ed my mother. But Im not a mother-er.
Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
He's an expert, you ingrates!
Posted by: Tom Nichols at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (5aX2M)
+++++++++++
He's an expert asshole. He has lots of company, too. Like the guy you're socking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: ... at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (muTSA)
I don't know any pancakes that were nuked by India!
Too soon?
Posted by: Future Krusty the Klown at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (BXMxN)
Yes.
And Lanny Davis is OK with that?
(Davis nods enthusiastically in the background).
............
lol
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (lCTsV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK8)
@DavidAFrench
By the way, the porn affairs and hush money payments by themselves are enough for me to never, ever vote for Trump
...
+++++++++++
Is David French too stupid to realize that there are differences between choosing a spiritual leader and a political leader?
I probably wouldn't want Trump to be my rabbi, but these are wildly different things.
Of course French knows this. He is just a leftist masquerading as a conservative and is trying to square the circle.
Good luck with that, shitbag.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 04:35 PM (I2dne)
I feel the same way about Chlamydia's secret server that she scrubbed while under subpoena.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Conspiracy Theory Guy at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (Ckg4U)
Every time someone brings up ABBA, I hear Enya.
Posted by: Toto at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (LWYzG)
I like Enya.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (97qI7)
Six years ago we would have never heard the end of it.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (ePWRo)
SNAP: 2 arrested over crab leg fight, tongs used as swords...
-
Both of them better stay the hell outta my way!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (OLCnA)
Whats Avenatti up to these days? Facing any charges yet?
Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (wMHPW)
Forgiveness, a sign of hypocrisy in hillbilly Evangelicals.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (jl/Cd)
Meadows: "Contracts with foreign entities. Did you have contracts?"
Cohen: "Yes"
Meadows: "Why didn't you put them on the form, it says it's a criminal
offense to not put them on this form...why did you not do that?"
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1100871222341001216
Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: David French at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (BXMxN)
and....
I wonder if there was some sort of coordination before hand, Cohen knew the answer to one question without any thought.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (1ISKN)
============
I have a need for someone to watch over this potted plant and make sure it doesn't die while I go to the store for some flour.
*comes back*
Where'd the plant go?
"It was looking at me funny."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (q8oeS)
Brit Hume @brithume
Not sure whether the Cohen hearing speaks worse of DJT for employing such a man or the House Committee for making him a star witness.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (BBWB6)
Actually, that's the definition of a liar.
i'm just lie-curious
Posted by: michael cohen at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (sGtp+)
SNAP: 2 arrested over crab leg fight, tongs used as swords...
Friday night at the Golden Corral.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (lCTsV)
French cannot support Trump due to morals and or personality.
French can support McMuffin, who committed fraud during his campaign, and didn't pay his employees.
French can support Clinton, who committed hundreds of felonies on classified documents, took bribes, and perjured herself before congress.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:29 PM (mk9aG)
Can you expand on this? How was he trolled?
Posted by: The Donald, warm and fuzzy at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (zmIJL)
What's the word for when you makeupify a word more comlexicated than the word that alredy existiates for the same meaning?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (LWu6U)
Exactifically.
Posted by: Popeye at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (BXMxN)
Crap. Better call an uber
Posted by: Future Krusty the Klown at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (7HtZB)
Marc Thiessen pummels French with his mind.
What a sad, sad existence these self-styled conservatives lead.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (BXMxN)
French cannot support Trump due to morals and or personality.
French can support McMuffin, who committed fraud during his campaign, and didn't pay his employees.
French can support Clinton, who committed hundreds of felonies on classified documents, took bribes, and perjured herself before congress.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (YslsA)
=========
He's a man of great principle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (q8oeS)
AOC up!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
Whatever you do Cohen....Don't go tuggin on AOC's cape.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (ZqRa6)
#124. Cohen was the dirty rat.
Jimmy Cagney: That's my line. Even though I never said it in a movie
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (LWu6U)
Personally, I thought launching from Devil's Island would have been much cooler.
Hmmmmm. This has possibilities.
Posted by: Papillon at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (T6t7i)
There's a rocket launch site in the Amazon?!?! Was Antarctica too easy?
Posted by: Conspiracy Theory Guy at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (zmIJL)
Not enough rainforest to despoil.
Posted by: Lutton Plunder - Global Warmist at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (37IEG)
I just entered a referral for criminal investigation of Michael Cohen,
who violated the Foreign Agents Registration Act by illegally lobbying
on behalf of foreign entities without registering
Cohen talks about "blind loyalty." His real blind loyalty? It's to the
almighty dollar.
https://twitter.com/RepMarkMeadows/status/
1100822378093969408
Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
I've sucked cock. But Im not a cocksucker.
I've f'ed my mother. But Im not a mother-er.
Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (wMHPW)
*sits down*
Go on...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Max POwer at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (q177U)
In a 5-3 decision with conservative Chief Justice John Roberts joining the court's four liberals, the justices threw out an Alabama state court ruling that Vernon Madison, 68, was legally eligible to be executed, directing the lower court to reconsider the case.
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (Sr48m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
But serial mishandling of classified information, selling tons of weaponized uranium to Russia for a personal profit, etc. etc. etc. are totes fine with you.
There's a party for people like you, dipshit. You need to join them.
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (fF3XF)
French cannot support Trump due to morals and or personality.
French can support McMuffin, who committed fraud during his campaign, and didn't pay his employees.
French can support Clinton, who committed hundreds of felonies on classified documents, took bribes, and perjured herself before congress.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (YslsA)
=========
He's a man of great principle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (q8oeS)
And if you don't like that one, he has other.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
At 16, I was doing an internship at Downstate Medical Center in Brooklyn drawing knuckle fluid from cadavers.
This failure of a human being is 29 and is clueless. And arrogant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (aKsyK)
Brit Hume @brithume
Not sure whether the Cohen hearing speaks worse of DJT for employing
such a man or the House Committee for making him a star witness.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (OKeCc)
Nice.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (Sr48m)
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Go onto CNN for as long as they'll book him and say mean things about Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (eASYU)
What's the word for when you makeupify a word more comlexicated than the word that alredy existiates for the same meaning?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (LWu6U)
Malaprop?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: Mike at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (swJ7s)
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
It's good to want things
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
I'm here to ask you questions? And they're questions about Trump? And I want you to answer trrrrrrrruthfully?
Posted by: Sand Donkey-Chompers at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (RD7QR)
Wut a crew we have hitch our wagons to
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
I've sucked cock. But Im not a cocksucker.
I've f'ed my mother. But Im not a mother-er.
-
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
Posted by: Adolf Hitler at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (R9JRD)
Posted by: Margaret Sanger at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (xxAFD)
This has never made any sense to me. The execution is not for his benefit, it's for ours.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (lCTsV)
Just what the hell is Cohen planning to do to pay Davis back? Wash
dishes? Cause his days as a high priced lawyer are done. Mebbe sell bjs
to the homeless? Buck a blow?
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (Sr48m)
His testimony, flawed as it is, IS the payment.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (37IEG)
Not sure whether the Cohen hearing speaks worse of DJT for employing such a man or the House Committee for making him a star witness.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 27, 2019 04:40 PM (OKeCc)
Unfortunately he hit that one almost on the head and I say almost because I'm able to choose the second one.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (ODaO0)
Is this all there is ?
There are supposed to be 2 more days.
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (QkjLD)
+++++++++++++
Test audience gave it a bad rating, so they're gonna wrap it up after the pilot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)
"...the cucks and grifters who say they cannot support Donald Trump due to his characterological deficiencies..."
The last time I supported a president based on his character was in 2001-2007, and I have since discovered that I was fooled.
So it seems it is past the time when we can value "character" above all, and now I just judge them by their actions.
[And how hot their wives are...]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (ptqGC)
The closer to the equator the better for putting stuff into space
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (BXMxN)
I don't know. Even if they allow that down there, it still sounds like rape.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (t6MX/)
LOL.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (IXZGh)
They really don't know many Christians.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:25 PM (lCTsV)
He just doesn't want to admit that elections are transactional. I'll vote for you it you do X. No one believed Jeb? et. al. would do more than kabuki theater. So, why not try Trump.
Posted by: WOPR at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (1ISKN)
Is this all there is ?
There are supposed to be 2 more days.
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (QkjLD)
+++++++++++++
Test audience gave it a bad rating, so they're gonna wrap it up after the pilot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)
===========
Spinoffs are almost never as good as the original.
Remember Joey?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (R9JRD)
No one is perfect. Not even our President. That said, every day since 1/20/17 has been pure gravy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM (37IEG)
So it seems it is past the time when we can value "character" above all, and now I just judge them by their actions.
[And how hot their wives are...]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (wYseH)
You voted obama in 2012?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
Like... As if...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM (O2RFr)
As long as French associates Trump with those trolls, he will not be able to dismiss that bias.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Toto at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (LWYzG)
Enya is just Abba, Rot-13 encoded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
He always sounds like that. It's kinda gross.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++
If it does happen, watch the meltdown. Remember when Maddow got her hands on some old tax return of his and is was a bigger nothingburger than Al Capone's tomb? All it showed is that Trump is rich and paid his taxes. Why are they going down this road?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM (lCTsV)
Posted by: WOPR at February 27, 2019 04:44 PM (J70i0)
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Jeb would have pushed through an unlimited amnesty for all illegals in the country and to enter the country within the next decade and then resigned from office, having accomplished everything he needed to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
I'm not watching it but I assume someone gave her questions to ask?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2019 04:46 PM (AllCR)
In a 5-3 decision with conservative Chief Justice John Roberts joining the court's four liberals, the justices threw out an Alabama state court ruling that Vernon Madison, 68, was legally eligible to be executed, directing the lower court to reconsider the case.
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (QkjLD)
What a load of shit that is. This SCOTUS is a friggin joke.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 04:46 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 04:46 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2019 04:46 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Toto at February 27, 2019 04:38 PM (LWYzG)
Enya is just Abba, Rot-13 encoded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM (nPGq2)
No, I think they're very different.
ABBA is goofy, cheesy dance music.
Enya is more relaxing, soothing music.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 27, 2019 04:46 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2019 04:46 PM (hjaPQ)
I'd like to see Alex Cortez's tax returns for the last 10 years.
I'm sure they are quite embarrassing in some way or another.
Indeed, I'll bet Alex Cortez doesn't even have 10 years of tax returns to show!
Posted by: Toto at February 27, 2019 04:46 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM (lCTsV)
And her taxesAnd her actual residential address while running for Congress.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (37IEG)
......
Setting bartenders back centuries.
We'll never be taken seriously again. She has single-handedly wiped out all of our gains from calling ourselves mixologists.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (jl/Cd)
Posted by: Biologically Female Penis at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (GdJ+p)
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
I want an Alerion Express 41 and Gal Gadot as deck mate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (lCTsV)
I'll go with the Heinlein reasoning.
If I am so mentally ill that I kill people, I am a threat that needs removed from society.
If they can cure my madness, then what sane person could go on knowing they murdered someone.
Posted by: WOPR at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (hjaPQ)
French cannot support Trump due to morals and or personality.
French can support McMuffin, who committed fraud during his campaign, and didn't pay his employees.
French can support Clinton, who committed hundreds of felonies on classified documents, took bribes, and perjured herself before congress.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2019 04:41 PM (YslsA)
in response
Sources Say 'Build the Wall' @NolteNC
Reminder: You supported the woman who supports killing a born alive baby.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
What question did Queen Stupid ask?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (bcbK8)
He beat Hillary... That's the crime
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (37IEG)
============
It is if a Republican does it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (XSSCs)
.....
It would be interesting to see how many tips she claimed.
I've heard some bartenders may not claim them all *cough*.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (jl/Cd)
Love and despair, Your Grace. Love and Despair.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (lCTsV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (Sr48m)
I believe the amount is $14, just like in the city.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (sy5kK)
I want to see how much gross income Alex Cortez has had in the last few years.
-- Did she claim ALL her Cash Tips?
-- Did she take the tax deduction for Student Loan Interest and short the US Treasury of much-needed tax revenue??
Posted by: Toto at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Max POwer at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (q177U)
......
Setting bartenders back centuries.
We'll never be taken seriously again. She has single-handedly wiped out all of our gains from calling ourselves mixologists.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (jl/Cd)
Loopy from the block was a bartender in the same way a stripper is a dancer.
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (gmo/4)
I graduated from my Bachelor of Engineering program in 1988 - so I was a Freshman or, at most, Sophomore when this asshole killed a cop and was sentenced to the chair.
And the SCOTUS is just now ruling on his case.
Tells you just about everything you need to know about what's wrong with the "judicial" "system" in the USA.
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (fF3XF)
I guess we should thank our lucky stars that this SCOTASS still allows us to detain and imprison people who are "incapable" (LOL) of understanding why they are being punished.
If we say too many more true things about Benedict Roberts he's going to find a case and decide that we can't do that, either.
You want the perfect examples of motherfvckers - the 5 leftist justices on the SCOTASS are all textbook definitions of motherfvckers ... especially the softball player.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
I'm here to ask you questions? And they're questions about Trump? And I want you to answer trrrrrrrruthfully?
Posted by: Sand Donkey-Chompers at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (RD7QR)
205 And Mitch, Lindsay and Burr do nothing but make dinner reservations
I wish you guys could hear my nitwit uptalking Blowsy-Ford/AoC imitation. I've got it DOWN.
But Daaaaddddiii, I want a new car-uh.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (nRWPy)
I should probably enroll in Evelyn Woods Speed reading program. Is that still a thing?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Shep! at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (YETWu)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (BXMxN)
In a 5-3 decision with conservative Chief Justice John Roberts joining the court's four liberals, the justices threw out an Alabama state court ruling that Vernon Madison, 68, was legally eligible to be executed, directing the lower court to reconsider the case.
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (QkjLD)
What a load of shit that is. This SCOTUS is a friggin joke.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 04:46 PM (97qI7)
If you assume that punishment is intended to protect the public, that's true. If you assume that punishment is meant to correct and reform, then the majority's conclusion is correct.
(I agree with you, for the record, but Roberts and the SCOTUS lefties have different assumptions.)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 04:46 PM (97qI7)
Roberts is going full Lefty.
Posted by: WOPR at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Enya at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Tentotwo at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (yhf6w)
256 Not a crime to pay hush money.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (37IEG)
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It is if a Republican does it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 27, 2019 04:49 PM (XSSCs)
In fact, one might almost say when you sign an NDA in exchange for some deal on leaving a company not to discuss the terms of your departure, it's hush money. Because, that's what it is.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (37IEG)
Yeah, Trump is a peasant and so are his supporters *sniff*
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (VpIIl)
If you wanted something important done, and you wanted it done right,
would you really put Elijah Cummings or Adam Schiff in charge of it?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (1ISKN)
Cummings (Cheech Voice): Hey Schiff, I thought I told you to tell Cohen not to tell anyone we coached him?
Schiff (Chong Voice): Awwwww maaaannnnn, I though you did.
Cummings: You idiot. What the hell gimme a joint.
Schiff: I thought you told me to let Cohen hold it at the hearing.
Cummings: What You gave it to Cohen!!!??? He's going to jail man.
Schiff: Well then he's gonna need it. But Hey I got some Labrador right here.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (ymnmz)
Again
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 27, 2019 04:48 PM (bcbK
I'm getting GOOD at this.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
I know, right?
Her politics and logic are of a High Schooler, and her voice is like a 12yo.
How did she ever get elected? Is her district that dumb, or was she totally unknown on election day. (or maybe it was her race...)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (LWu6U)
I stand by my prediction that she won't even be the Democratic nominee for her seat in a year and a half.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (lCTsV)
(I agree with you, for the record, but Roberts and the SCOTUS lefties have different assumptions.)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)
A death penalty sentence can never reform or correct since the correctee is dead.
Posted by: WOPR at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
Single-handedly making blonde jokes everywhere, obsolete.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Ha at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:43 PM (lCTsV)
If he has had stroked and dementia, the execution could almost be regarded as a kindness to him, at this point. Put him out his misery. But I am OK with letting him suffer, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (nPGq2)
wonder if he is thinking of going the vajazzale route instead of the goatee?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (Sr48m)
I read he has a $500K GoFundMe account.
but also, like we mentioned earlier, movie, tv, talking head on CNN
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 27, 2019 04:52 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 27, 2019 04:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Miklos Kavanaugh at February 27, 2019 04:52 PM (zCyNd)
Balls.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 27, 2019 04:52 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2019 04:52 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
I'm not watching it but I assume someone gave her questions to ask?
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Written with emojis.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 04:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 04:52 PM (BXMxN)
She ran with a (D) after her name in a D+95 district.
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 04:53 PM (fF3XF)
She is unqualified to be on a HS debate team, and yet here we are. Does she have no self awareness? Is there no one in her life to tell her to accomplish something or maybe just read a fucking economics book before considering herself an expert?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2019 04:53 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Ha at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (MAstk)
These words make no sense.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 27, 2019 04:53 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: AO "Hee Haw" Cortez at February 27, 2019 04:53 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 27, 2019 04:53 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: x at February 27, 2019 04:53 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)
It's a DEATH SENTENCE. Reforming is long gone, as well it should be.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 04:53 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: Miklos, in et pro se at February 27, 2019 04:53 PM (zCyNd)
There was a good market for knuckle fluid before silicone fluid became practicable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 04:53 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 27, 2019 04:47 PM (Pg+x7)
Trump is a famous, public person. These people pay off nuisance suits all the time for a variety of reasons. This is nothing different. Sandy cannot get this thought to register.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (sy5kK)
Enya is more relaxing, soothing music.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 27, 2019 04:46 PM (bcbK
You just made my point for me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (nPGq2)
Oh, her district is that dumb.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (eASYU)
You worked at Stiffy Lube?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ha at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (MAstk)
Our heroes!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (t6MX/)
(I agree with you, for the record, but Roberts and the SCOTUS lefties have different assumptions.)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)
A death penalty sentence can never reform or correct since the correctee is dead.
Posted by: WOPR at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (J70i0)
The correctee has to understand why he is being punished. Otherwise it's cruel and unusual.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)
You haven't checked out a contemporary HS debate team recently.
Posted by: HS Debate Team at February 27, 2019 04:55 PM (hKi6n)
By "he" it actually means Lanny Davis.
Great! That is $500k less that will be spent against conservatives in future elections.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 04:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (nPGq2)
Enya has her good points.
Posted by: Miklos, only partially Celtic at February 27, 2019 04:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Toto at February 27, 2019 04:55 PM (LWYzG)
I'm betting his victim was a bit baffled by why he was dying.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 04:55 PM (lCTsV)
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2019 04:42 PM (QkjLD)
If death row inmates were rational and moral, they don't belong on death row. Punishment may have some value in turning their soul around, but if you're killing them that clearly isn't your priority.
Thanks, Roberts.
Posted by: trev006 at February 27, 2019 04:55 PM (gmJMS)
At 16, I was doing an internship at Downstate Medical Center in Brooklyn drawing knuckle fluid from cadavers.
There was a good market for knuckle fluid before silicone fluid became practicable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 04:53 PM (fuK7c)
Knuckle Fluid....is that code?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2019 04:56 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2019 04:56 PM (1ISKN)
But keeping him in the can for life isn't cruel and unusual?
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 04:56 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 04:45 PM
It's Noon o'clock somewhere
Posted by: J. Buffet at February 27, 2019 04:56 PM (DMUuz)
Two drunks.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 27, 2019 04:57 PM (ePWRo)
She ran with a (D) after her name in a D+95 district.
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 04:53 PM (fF3XF)
Over 400,000 registered voters. She won the primary with 19k votes.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 04:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)
I'm as strong an advocate for the death penalty as anyone but I agree we shouldn't execute human vegetables. I don't know if this guy is in that state.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 04:57 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2019 04:57 PM (VpIIl)
A second virtue is reminding those who might consider going rabid that they'll be offed too if they can't restrain themselves.
It's not about teaching the soon to be dead person a damned thing.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 04:57 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 27, 2019 04:56 PM (ymnmz)
My knuckles feel swollen, I think they need to be milked.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 27, 2019 04:58 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: WOPR at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (J70i0)
sure as hell cuts down on recidivism, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 04:58 PM (nPGq2)
(I agree with you, for the record, but Roberts and the SCOTUS lefties have different assumptions.)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)
A death penalty sentence can never reform or correct since the correctee is dead.
Posted by: WOPR at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (J70i0)
The correctee has to understand why he is being punished. Otherwise it's cruel and unusual.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)
And for the record, I'm just explaining what I think the majority's rationale is. Maybe I'll just shut up and read the summary.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 04:58 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 04:57 PM (sy5kK)
Yep! And the dude who represented that district for 20-some years got just about 11K votes. That's some quality GOTV operation he had working, there.
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 04:58 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: David French at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)
Punishment is separate from protecting the public. Punishment is justice. Reciprocity is the least just thing one can do. If one murders then he should be put to death. End of story. And it has nothing to do with protecting the public, though there is a separate argument for putting him to death in order to protect the public in the future from someone who has already proven himself willing and capable of murder.
A death sentence is just the fair desserts of the crime of murder. In fact, most death sentences should have to involve at least the amount of pain and suffering to the criminal as he caused to his victims. At the very least. And I don't give a shit if he remembers what he did or not. Tough titties.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (l9m7l)
Better figure out if the vegetable can still be lethal to the community.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (37IEG)
Sigh. For the umpteenth time:
For Dems, identity uber alles.
For Dems, identity >>>> ability.
To us, she's immature and stupid. To the majority who voted for Hillary, she is Our Bright Shiny Future. She ticks most of the correct diversity boxes, and she is pretty.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (wMHPW)
You might believe at some point the people in Queens would have some pride. She's like The Idiot Queen.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (VpIIl)
Trump paid hush money to purchase a story the National Inquirer was possibly planning on running concerning an affair with a porn star. This discussion between Trump and Coen took place in October, the payment to Coen was made in August 2017....ten months after the election.
So how, exactly, would this be a campaign finance violation by Trump if the payments were made after the election?
Moreover, there's no proof that Trump broke the law. As he instructed Coen to "take care of it", there's no notification the Trump explicitedly asked Coen to break the law. Rather it's arguable that Trump implied that Coen should take care of this matter legally. Weither or not he did so is entirely up to Coen. Unless Coen expressly told his client that what he was doing was going to be illegal, and Trump advised him to perform illegal acts, there's no crime being committed by Trump.
Posted by: Trust me Im a Doctor at February 27, 2019 05:00 PM (al2Cf)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2019 05:00 PM (NFEMn)
My in-laws live in it, it's epic. They've come around but my m-i-law had probably 50 IQ points on most of them. They're required to sort their garbage and I don't see how they manage.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2019 05:00 PM (nRWPy)
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1100856698426642432
Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2019 05:00 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2019 05:00 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2019 05:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (mk9aG)
She's Washington pretty, you mean.
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 05:00 PM (fF3XF)
I'll give her district credit: they saw they could do better, and they voted her in.
That's what we should do.
But we're figs and we're too scared to primary "electable" cucks.
Posted by: Toto at February 27, 2019 05:00 PM (LWYzG)
The fellow who tried to shoot FDR, president-elect FDR, in 1932 managed to hit the mayor of Chicago, Tony Cermak. Cermak died after two weeks, so the trial was then switched midstream to a murder trial.
The perp was captured, arraigned, tried, convicted and executed in 32 days.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2019 05:01 PM (BifcO)
Bloomberg "news" is still jizzing its panties over everything Cohen said. Early night for Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2019 05:01 PM (OLCnA)
Well duh, why else would you use a lawyer instead of the mafia?
How is this hard?
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2019 05:01 PM (nRWPy)
FIFY
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 05:01 PM (jl/Cd)
If paying off your whores is a crime, let's disclose who's been using government funds to do it, shall we?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM
Insufficient boldness. Corrected.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Matt Drudge at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (vtd+q)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (ePWRo)
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I see your problem right there, you were expecting logic from the Dems.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (VpIIl)
We could tell her village we found her, if we knew where she hung up her over the shoulder boulder holder every night.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (mk9aG)
Cohen wasn't Trump's ONLY lawyer, in other words. His "personal" lawyer, but when you deal with dozens of them... what's one more?
Posted by: Jerry Springer at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (hjEDb)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (mk9aG)
Bug-eyed Donkey Chompers? Get glasses and have your cataracts removed. Yikes.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2019 05:03 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 27, 2019 05:03 PM (koNhm)
Thank God! We're saved!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (37IEG)
Keep the chopsticks away from the Special Ed kids.
Posted by: Miklos, edumacator at February 27, 2019 05:03 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (mk9aG)
Agreed - Joseph Crowley sure as hell did.
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 05:03 PM (fF3XF)
Oh, her district is that dumb.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2019 04:54 PM (nRWPy)
Also - the incumbent didn't even bother to campaign. I think I remember reading that she spent less than $200,000 on her campaign.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2019 05:03 PM (2shuf)
Who's more qualified; Mad Maxine Waters, Sheila helmet head Jackson Lee, or Alexandria Smiles Cortez?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (ePWRo)
You forgot the stellar representative from Georgie - Hank Johnson.
Read his new book - "The day Guam capsized" - a thrilling disaster novel.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 05:04 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 04:57 PM (ODaO0)
So you are against executing people who won't even know they are being executed?
That doesn't even make any sense.
And some of you people are missing the point that there is punishment for actions, regardless of whether the criminal has a later lapse of memory, or jailhouse conversion, or stroke, or whatever. The crime merits the punishment. Period. That's how a civilized society actually works, though we are going further and further from that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 05:04 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (mk9aG)
....
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 05:04 PM (jl/Cd)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2019 05:04 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (mk9aG)
There is a reason why certain states used to prohibit alcohol sales on election day.
Posted by: Miklos, unconvinced at February 27, 2019 05:04 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jerry Springer at February 27, 2019 05:05 PM (hjEDb)
=====
Nidal Hasan probably still believes what he did was right and proper.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 27, 2019 05:05 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (mk9aG)
Agreed - Joseph Crowley sure as hell did.
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Let's not overestimate her. She is simply the new flavor of the month.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:05 PM (sX1BW)
Correct. She actually walked all over the district and shook babies.
That gets some respect.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (wMHPW)
That this shit show detracts (as was it's intention) from Trump's potentially ground-breaking work with North Korea is a shame.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:05 PM (sX1BW)
Perhaps, but given the current trajectory of the Democrats she could become the party leader in 4-6 years, assuming she survives a certain primary challenge next year.
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (fF3XF)
Who wants to see a "Japanese Dutch Wife?"
From her left nipple, you get white wine. From her right nip, you get red wine. We didn't nuke these people enough. Or maybe we nuked them a bit too much.
Think I'm kidding?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3q5lILPVkc
Posted by: Toto at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 27, 2019 05:05 PM (MIKMs)
Another shitbag wasting oxygen for no good reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (Z0huu)
Read his new book - "The day Guam capsized" - a thrilling disaster novel.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 05:04 PM (37IEG)
OMG!
Guam!
It's Gone!
Posted by: Some fool who works in Congress at February 27, 2019 05:07 PM (sy5kK)
Let's not overestimate her. She is simply the new flavor of the month.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:05 PM (sX1BW)
This - the old guard are going to chomp Chompers up. She'll end up going home after 4 years because no one in Washington will let her be the crossing guard or clean the erasers.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 05:07 PM (37IEG)
But she's not going to age well. She's got a soul full of anger.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 27, 2019 05:07 PM (ePWRo)
It's not about you believing we are missing a point. I don't agree with you. Simple as that.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 05:07 PM (ODaO0)
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Frankly, I think all of this just further illustrates the absurdity of our campaign finance laws, but whatever.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:07 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:07 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (FhXTo)
and she is pretty.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (mk9aG)
Just wait until the mustache grows in when she hits her 30's.
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (gmo/4)
That gets some respect.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (fuK7c)
Doesn't shaking babies cause brain damage? Is that her way of ensuring they grow up to be Democrats?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (nPGq2)
That gets some respect.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (fuK7c)
Well, the anti-baby program will relieve her of that hard obligation. After she socialistically steals their lollypops.
For the children.
Posted by: Miklos, veteran of socialism at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2019 05:03 PM (nRWPy)
I think she's what the boys used to call a "two bagger". One for her. One for him, in case hers comes off.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (mk9aG)
Just wait until the mustache grows in when she hits her 30's.
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Benefit - it will draw the eyes off her gums.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (mk9aG)
She's not pretty. Young, yeah. Thin, with big tits, certainly; But she's not pretty.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (O2RFr)
Thank God! We're saved!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 05:02 PM (37IEG)
Prepare for homework, kiddies.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (lCTsV)
intention) from Trump's potentially ground-breaking work with North
Korea is a shame.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (NFEMn)
Perhaps it may have the opposite effect. After all this, and more, Trump is still standing and fighting. That's gotta earn you some cred from a tinpot dictator.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jerry Springer at February 27, 2019 05:05 PM (hjEDb)
Then how did my DNA test come back positive?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (nPGq2)
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Shaking babies is not the preferred way of infanticide for the dems.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (RZ6R1)
Doesn't shaking babies cause brain damage? Is that her way of ensuring they grow up to be Democrats?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (nPGq2)
She would have gotten all messy shaking the aborted ones.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 04:57 PM (sy5kK)
Oh.
(and she is not pretty. She is young and expensively pampered, but her face, her expressions, her bone structure -- there is nothing even slightly attractive there. She looks like the deformed inbred 3rd daughter of some royal family that needs a very large dowry to get married off. Without the hair and make up she would not turn a single head. In fact, I think she was probably the ugly kid in school and that made her think she was smart.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)
Stripper cute.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (nPGq2)
That gets some respect.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (fuK7c)
Well, the anti-baby program will relieve her of that hard obligation. After she socialistically steals their lollypops.
For the children.
Posted by: Miklos, veteran of socialism at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (zCyNd)
With only 12 years to go, why have children?
Posted by: Sandy from the Hood at February 27, 2019 05:10 PM (sy5kK)
388 and she is pretty.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (mk9aG)
Just wait until the mustache grows in when she hits her 30's.
shouldn't be a problem if she keeps it neatly trimmed.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 05:10 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: gp
She cost big money men and unions hundreds of millions of dollars in graft running off Amazon.
Any new stadiums being poured?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:10 PM (eg609)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:10 PM (W+vEI)
Crap. I just watched video of the Indian pilot captured by filthy-ass
Pakis. If I'm the Indian military, I'm looking to make a point right
about now.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (hjaPQ)
Is anyone really surprised?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 05:11 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 05:11 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)
But in a, ahem, certain position? Just fine, actually.
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 05:11 PM (fF3XF)
To me she's pretty. I could look at her long time. Just because I expect her to become America's President Guevara in 20 years, doesn't mean I have to say she's ugly. Has anybody done a hot-or-not on her?
We should always try to use pix of her where she's not smiling. Use scowling or angry pix if you can find them. Smiling is her best look.
I'll go out on a limb and say at least 25% of American voters vote on looks. I personally know some voters who have said so plainly.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:11 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:11 PM (W+vEI)
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Please don't liken me to him ...
Posted by: Pile of Festering Shit at February 27, 2019 05:11 PM (GdJ+p)
I think she's homely.
I'd rather bed that Japanesa doll I linked above with wine in her mammaries.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:12 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 05:10 PM (sGtp+)
Paintbrush style, or Stalin style?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 05:12 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2019 05:12 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2019 04:59 PM (VpIIl)
Got her out of here.
Posted by: The People of Queens at February 27, 2019 05:12 PM (Rhive)
Posted by: First!!!!! at February 27, 2019 05:12 PM (C1NyB)
Google Shepard Fairey's "We The People" triptych. AOC has the prized ethnic young lady look/appeal.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:12 PM (W+vEI)
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There is no reason to believe any lawyer who violates attorney - client privilege.
That being said, most of what he said was helpful to Trump, so maybe Trump wants to rehabilitate the Dems own witness.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:12 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Scone Hannity at February 27, 2019 05:12 PM (q5tby)
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Hollyweird: Hive of Scum and Villainy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 05:13 PM (+y/Ru)
378 Who wants to see a "Japanese Dutch Wife?"
From her left nipple, you get white wine. From her right nip, you get red wine. We didn't nuke these people enough. Or maybe we nuked them a bit too much.
Think I'm kidding?
sounds like the weekly special down at the moloko bar.
Posted by: Alex de Large at February 27, 2019 05:13 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:09 PM (sX1BW)
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On this topic, the Dems embrace the power of and. They'll do all of it with gleeful abandon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:13 PM (I2dne)
Why would anybody listen to a disloyal, lying scumbag ex-lawyer?
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 05:11 PM (wxZSX)
He speaks the Democrats magic spell that will restore Hillary to power
"ORANGEUS MANBADUS!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 05:13 PM (37IEG)
I'm waiting for China to start making "real dolls."
They'll be a 1/10th the price of the Japanesa dolls, and they'll probably break, and might even kill me.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:13 PM (LWYzG)
I think that's done on an average of at least once in almost every thread except guns, cooking and pets.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2019 05:13 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Drer Brererd at February 27, 2019 05:13 PM (vtd+q)
Cohen's problem was he thought he was moving up.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 05:13 PM (sJURE)
Released in the fall of 2020
Cohen will be released from prison in time for book tour
book it
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (RZ6R1)
This - the old guard are going to chomp Chompers up. She'll end up going home after 4 years because no one in Washington will let her be the crossing guard or clean the erasers.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 05:07 PM
Two years. Senators get six years. Peons like her get TWO YEAR terms. She'll be undistricted by right about now.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (jYje5)
I'm reasonably sure she puts out.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (lCTsV)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 05:10 PM (sGtp+)
Paintbrush style, or Stalin style?
i was actually thinking more along the line of classic Prussian up-turned ends.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 05:07 PM (ODaO0)
Yes. We are seriously at odds on this.
But you should not claim that you are as strong an advocate for the death penalty as anyone. Clearly, you see the death penalty as something other than just and fair repayment for heinous crimes. ... and society needs to know that crimes are going to be dealt with justly and fairly.
Even people who are against the death penalty know that they are denying justice and fairness for society. Some of them advocate this because they want to encourage the criminal elements of society and many take this attitude because they can't stand the sight of blood - the same sort of people who would let someone die because they couldn't do surgery on him due to their phobia about blood.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (fF3XF)
Apparently there are more than two ways to split the baby.
cohen literally contradicts himself multiple times in his sworn testimony.
It's almost like a democrat wrote his statement for him or something.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (2shuf)
In grad school, I had a huge crush on an Indian girl with just a wisp of a mustache.
I guess you guys have scored with all 9s and 10s, from the way you talk. I'm 64, so now maybe most chicks look at least a little good to me. It's what's in their f*cking heads that repels me.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (mk9aG)
Thanks again, gents.
Posted by: DocJ at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (fF3XF)
I can't believe we have a President who has sex with hot porn stars and wants to start a space force and I'm supposed to hate him"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2019 05:15 PM (2shuf)
Two years. Senators get six years. Peons like her get TWO YEAR terms. She'll be undistricted by right about now.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 27, 2019 05:14 PM (jYje5)
sigh - back to civics old man. Is there a spot next to the barrel where the idiots can sit?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2019 05:15 PM (37IEG)
Gop schooling Dems on House floor maneuvers, over and over.
https://tinyurl.com/yyalwgop
Posted by: Ha at February 27, 2019 04:51 PM (MAstk)
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The thread linked in the responses to David Nir's breakdown of the procedure was interesting. More interesting are his mewling lamentations.
I hope they keep it up. I think Nir might be getting it wrong - I wonder if it isn't Dems screwing up to appear "bipartisan" but instead them doing so to subtly rebel against the majority leader or the Dem's minority (for now) insane radical arm.
Anything that fractures their caucus - however subtly - is fine by me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:15 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Drer Brererd at February 27, 2019 05:13 PM (vtd+q)
There are plenty of stunningly beautiful latin babes. Helloooo, Raquel Welch? Donkey-Chompers ain't one of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 05:16 PM (nPGq2)
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Great set up ... the jokes write themselves.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:16 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2019 05:16 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: gp
You think that someone who advocates a 75% tax rate or more, programs to stop people from having children, laws to restrict people from using energy and a universal wage paid by the producers is going anywhere but the unemployment office? I agree though It likely won't be the voters kicking her to the curb IYKWIM.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 05:16 PM (ODaO0)
I'll go out on a limb and say at least 25% of American voters vote on looks. I personally know some voters who have said so plainly.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:11 PM (mk9aG)
I'd say that's an overestimate.
Have you looked at the mugs in the Senate?
Looks like the crowd at a Wilford Brimley seminar on die-a-beetus at the Shuffleboard World Championships.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 05:16 PM (jl/Cd)
has their type. (Please dont list all the Spanish speaking blondes you
find attractive.)
Posted by: Drer Brererd at February 27, 2019 05:13 PM (vtd+q)
Ana Navarro.
Posted by: No one ever at February 27, 2019 05:17 PM (t6MX/)
In grad school, I had a huge crush on an Indian girl with just a wisp of a mustache.
ahhhherrr, okay. So, was it the mustache that did it for you, or??
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:17 PM (LWYzG)
I am never going to get those lost IQ points back, am I. Why did I do that to myself?
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2019 05:17 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 27, 2019 05:17 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2019 05:17 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2019 05:17 PM (KP5rU)
AOC is okay looking but when she opens her mouth and speaks the ugly comes out.
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Great set up ... the jokes write themselves.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:16 PM (sX1BW)
It is national protein day.
Posted by: No one ever at February 27, 2019 05:18 PM (t6MX/)
LOL and true
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2019 05:18 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2019 05:18 PM (oVJmc)
She is definitely on the 'possible/willing' side of the pretty/attainability scale. I once had a girl friend way out of my league. Once. The envy was enjoyable but you just know it's not going to last.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 05:18 PM (lCTsV)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 27, 2019 05:18 PM (XgGMK)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2019 05:19 PM (Cus5s)
Thank God we've got our clown congress who cant tie their shoes without help.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2019 05:19 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2019 05:17 PM (U5tDi)
+++++++++
I don't know, but be careful. If you do it too often, you'll turn into a Democrat...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:19 PM (I2dne)
I hate fucking monkeys. Let's not talk about them.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:19 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2019 05:20 PM (wxZSX)
And when she talks, a 5.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2019 05:18 PM (oVJmc)
And when she takes the bag off she's a 3.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 27, 2019 05:20 PM (xxAFD)
FDR, in 1932 managed to hit the mayor of Chicago, Tony Cermak. Cermak
died after two weeks, so the trial was then switched midstream to a
murder trial.
The perp was captured, arraigned, tried, convicted and executed in 32 days.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2019 05:01 PM (BifcO)
The Empire State Building construction was begun on March 17, 1930 and it opened on May 1, 1931. Shit in the 1930's got done a hell of a lot quicker...
Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2019 05:20 PM (dKm4U)
This river don't go to Aintree.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:20 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2019 05:21 PM (LWu6U)
March 17, 1930 and it opened on May 1, 1931. Shit in the 1930's got done
a hell of a lot quicker...
Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2019 05:20 PM (dKm4U)
Because slavery, duh.
Posted by: AOC at February 27, 2019 05:21 PM (t6MX/)
By my reasoning, chasing after high-end cell phones makes you more inclined toward promiscuous sex and increases your chances of coming down with VD.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:21 PM (I2dne)
The Dems claim that everything someone does while they are campaigning - or even before they start a campaign - is in order to influence the campaign.
They also claim that skyscrapers are chairs since you can sit on top of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 05:22 PM (97qI7)
has their type. (Please dont list all the Spanish speaking blondes you
find attractive.)
Posted by: Drer Brererd at February 27, 2019 05:13 PM (vtd+q)
What does a Puerto Rican girl and a cue ball have in common?
The harder you hit them, the more english they pick up.
I denounce myself...
Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2019 05:22 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:22 PM (eg609)
Banging pornstars years ago isn't good, but picking Trump "killing babies the day before they're born is not right" is always preferable to the Democrat ghouls.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2019 05:23 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2019 05:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 05:23 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 05:23 PM (sJURE)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2019 05:23 PM (hECVl)
It was the whole package! Hair, voice, face, personality, smarts, fashion.
Anyway, she disgraced me, and my family immolated her with gasoline. Just kidding on this last part!! I kid because I love.
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:23 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2019 05:24 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2019 05:20 PM (dKm4U)
Sure, but that building won't last 30 years ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 05:24 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:24 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2019 05:24 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:24 PM (eg609)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 05:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 27, 2019 05:24 PM (w7KSn)
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Yeah, right, pendejo.... no one here thinks I'm hot.
Posted by: Sofia Vergara at February 27, 2019 05:24 PM (JcXHH)
It was the whole package! Hair,
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So it was the mustache.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:25 PM (sX1BW)
I don't have any sympathy. Just an observation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:25 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 05:23 PM (sJURE)
and AOC, taking all comers.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 05:25 PM (sJURE)
That we don't like Latinas and if we did it would only be the blond ones.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:25 PM (fuK7c)
Daisy Fuentes
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:22 PM (eg609
Married Richard Marx that lucky SOB.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 05:25 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2019 05:25 PM (KP5rU)
Look her up. Every single moron will reach a consensus on her: hawt!
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:26 PM (mk9aG)
interesting to see if she looks like death warmed over, after her
ordeals. There must be a reason they don't show her walking sprightly,
or speaking clearly.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2019 05:19 PM
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There is a reason why there hasn't been a picture of her in public in over two months.
Plus she doesn't have to show up to vote. She voted form her hospital bed at least once IIRC.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 27, 2019 05:26 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 05:24 PM (PbpT7)
when the garbage posts are gone even before the boss sees them, now that's some damn good work!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 27, 2019 05:26 PM (ePWRo)
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I don't understand these words in this order.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Trigger? Bump stock, IYKWIMAIKTYD.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:26 PM (eg609)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2019 05:23 PM (t6MX/)
+++++++++++
It's a double-plus winning payoff. It might be the only time that "I swear, the hooker gave the money *back.*" has ever been true...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:27 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 05:27 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 05:27 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:27 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2019 05:27 PM (lCTsV)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 05:28 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:28 PM (fuK7c)
Look her up. Every single moron will reach a consensus on her: hawt!
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:26 PM (mk9aG)
She looks a lot like Greta Scacchi from her hot days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 27, 2019 05:28 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:28 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 05:28 PM (jl/Cd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:25 PM (fuK7c)
If that is trolling, it was weapons-grade lame. Really pretty innocuous, which is why I quoted it in a response.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2019 05:29 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 05:29 PM (BXMxN)
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Question asked by every moron after every movie review.
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:29 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Don Q at February 27, 2019 05:29 PM (NgKpN)
Donny Jr already knew his daddy thought he was a galactic dumbass, so yeah.
Posted by: Scone Hannity at February 27, 2019 05:29 PM (q5tby)
Now about all the other pay to play donations to all other politicians, or all the money to the Clinton Foundation for uranium or our tech (like to help Russia build hypersonic missiles) ... will they ever look at any of that?
Supposedly they are looking/investigating ... but evidence has been in broad daylight for a long time, they are not trying very hard (unlike their efforts to trap Trump over an affair that was trivial not seditious/treasonous)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2019 05:29 PM (Cus5s)
As long as that's the only thing you get...
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM (8erNz)
She doesn't move her arms when she dances.
Posted by: garrett
Yeah. Those aren't her arms moving.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM (eg609)
Posted by: Salma Hayek at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM (JcXHH)
There are plenty of stunningly beautiful latin babes
Daisy Fuentes
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:22 PM (eg609)
Sara Carter
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM (TAmPV)
Maybe if that's a wrong thing to do if he didn't bang a porn star, maybe it's also a wrong thing to do, even if he did?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM (hECVl)
#1 feinstein claims he is not credible.
#2 cnn says he is a liar and they have proof.
#3 nyt says the dems are "overreaching" with this stunt.
It did not go well for the democrats today.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: pep at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM (sJURE)
A cursory search of 'Latina' on PornHub confirms this hypothesis.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2019 05:31 PM (HEb26)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 27, 2019 05:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (eg609)
Posted by: SH at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (sX1BW)
Trump warned his followers in 2013 that America's "horrendous leadership" under Obama would lead the country in World War III. Four years later, and Trump is engaged in an escalating military standoff with North Korea, a hostile nuclear power.
There is a difference between brass-knuckles negotiation and stumbling ass-backwards into a conflict because you can't get your shit together.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2019 05:32 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2019 05:33 PM (eg609)
That gets some respect.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2019 05:06 PM (fuK7c)
It's like I don't know you people anymore.
Posted by: The People of Queens at February 27, 2019 05:33 PM (Rhive)
What did PDT sell to the Vietnamese today?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM
If it was Jane Fonda's sorry ass I'm gonna start standing in line to vote for him in 2020 right now.
BRB: in two years more or less.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 27, 2019 05:33 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst at February 27, 2019 05:33 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: gp at February 27, 2019 05:34 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2019 05:35 PM (I2dne)
Pretty sure in the hierarchy of conservative candidate qualifications that being against infanticide takes precedence over being faithful to one's wife. Sitting out an election cannot be morally justified when the choice is between a candidate that would kill full-term infants (all Dems) and a candidate who is a crude and vulgar philanderer.
Posted by: imp at February 27, 2019 05:35 PM (w+Z9D)
I would also create one with an actual braying donkey wearing bright red lipstick with a ponytail.
Alas, I don't have this skill set.
Posted by: Cheri at February 27, 2019 05:37 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 27, 2019 05:39 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2019 05:30 PM (sJURE)
A diseased bonobo is a step up from Rosa DeLauro.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 27, 2019 05:40 PM (RD7QR)
Because if she does, I think she is pretty hot.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 27, 2019 05:28 PM (jl/Cd)
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Funny thing about her.
When she first became famous someone asked her about this and she said she didn't think about it. She was just a regular California girl.
She caught holy hell from the SJWs for that and since then has toed the line, even appearing at Hispanic award shows, etc.
But she was right the first time.
Kinda sad.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2019 05:41 PM (Rxduq)
His lies are demonstrably false and yet. I have to agree with Chris Christy in that not a one of them, including Jim Jordan defended the POTUS against this coup attempt from these lunatics.
That being said, it has never been more clear to me that our Congress is in a state of total corruption and at times I could picture in my head that building laying in a pile of smoldering rubble. With all of the people being safe from harm at home.
Safe from harm.......At home.
Posted by: Drider at February 27, 2019 05:46 PM (Sr/4K)
Posted by: Golfman at February 27, 2019 05:48 PM (OE84+)
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Posted by: andrew at February 27, 2019 06:54 PM (kPsJr)
French is not an Evangelical. He converted to Roman Catholicism 4-5 years back, maybe longer. That doesn't seem to inhibit his attempt to manipulate actual conservative GOP voters with his deliberate misrepresentation of himself. Since he signed up with the boybanging church of Rome, maybe he should focus on their massive ongoing molestation problems, not try to sweettalk evangelicals into following his lead on a false basis.
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