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"Want to See" Rating for NPC-Fave Captain Marvel Plunges to 28%, So Rotten Tomatoes... Deletes The Entire Want-To-See Score From Every Movie On Its Site as a Favor to NPCs and Disney

The "Want to See" score is just what it sounds like -- a rating of whether people are or are not interested in seeing a movie.

Captain Marvel is pushing SJW identity politics, and "star," the flat-assed Resting Bitch Face block of wood Brie Larson can't stop talking about how much she disdains White Men.

So the "Want to See" score has dropped a lot in the last few weeks.

But don't worry -- Rotten Tomatoes' cowardly leaders are ready to be A HERO for Disney and nuke the rating from orbit.

I hear that this Doctor was one of the feminists complaining to Rotten Tomatoes:

Incidentally: Rotten Tomatoes is not only censoring votes of disinterest in Captain Marvel, they're also censoring people complaining about their censorship -- Ethan Van Sciver says they've removed a lot of comments on their announcement about disabling the Want To See score.

Gotta stop those "Russian bots," you know. (Russian Bots are defined as anyone challenging the NPC SJW "intersectional" religion of racism and sexism.)





It's beginning to look a lot like Ghostbusters...

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:34 PM




Comments

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1 Disney should sew Brie Larson's mouth shut.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:29 PM (Mouru)

2 Die Faster, please.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 04:30 PM (LL1Be)

3 (Jump to bottom of page)
1 Disney should sew Brie Larson's mouth shut.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:29 PM (Mouru)


I read "sew" as "sue."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2019 04:30 PM (zBaqJ)

4 Oh to hell with Rotten Tomatoes.... is there one damned Media Thing not politicized, Ace??

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (90T4r)

5 2rd?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (DQjsT)

6 If I want to know whether to see a movie, I come here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (pUDQf)

7 Marvel Movies RIP, 2008-2018

Posted by: Brother Cavil, aka Una Dabozzame at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (AM1GF)

8 The movie's still gonna make 9 digits in its first weekend.

Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (XSSCs)

9 >>>4 Oh to hell with Rotten Tomatoes.... is there one damned Media Thing not politicized, Ace??

it really is bizarre. They're like tribbles of corruption: Media sites are born pre-corrupted.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (PbpT7)

10 Get Woke
Go Broke

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (Mouru)

11 Free Steamboat Willy!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (XAbde)

12 Speaking of Brie Larson I started watching Kong: Skull Island the other day. That's one stupid movie.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (JgA4k)

13 In before someone tells Ace that Comic book Movies are for Fags?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (h+jLQ)

14 Why can't the left learn a new lesson? Get Woke, Go Broke is simple math, proven over and over and over, yet they never learn.

Who's dollars are they throwing away and why doesn't that person care??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (pUDQf)

15 Gotta stop those "Russian bots," you know.



Learn to code!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (eg609)

16 Excellent objectivity. I am actually very *very* surprised they did this. If I were in their shoes and wanting to go to this dance, I'd just go into the database and change the numbers to be close to 50/50. Maybe schedule it to take 3-4 days to creep up so it looks organic.

Pulling it altogether is pretty damn obvious. Surprisingly obvious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (I2dne)

17 Comments can be bad for science. That's why, here at PopularScience.com, we're shutting them off.

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Coming soon to an audience-driven tomato-based ratings website near you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (xyung)

18 Opening with 9 digits in its first weekend is not going broke, unfortunately.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (DQjsT)

19 We are not on Rotten red fruit tomatoes! We are here, debating Venezuela and other important topics!
We can only be so many places at once you know!

Posted by: DamnedYankee_Russianbot at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (37IEG)

20 That "She?" image is brilliant, btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (xyung)

21 In before someone tells Ace that Comic book Movies are for Fags?
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (h+jLQ)



The Archies: Yes
The Dark Knight: No

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (Mouru)

22 LOL.

Larson quietly split from her fiancé a few months ago. Maybe she'll come out as pansexual or something in a last ditch effort to appeal to grrrrl power narrative?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (W+vEI)

23 12 Speaking of Brie Larson I started watching Kong: Skull Island the other day. That's one stupid movie.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (JgA4k)

===========

I wanted to like it.

I really did.

I did not like it...

I like large monsters beating each other up. It's fun, but that movie was not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (XSSCs)

24 It's like when Yelp says 'business owners can't pay to have these reviews changed or deleted'.

Really?

No amount of money would make you change the review?

Sure.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (LL1Be)

25 >>is there one damned Media Thing not politicized, Ace??




Of course not. These are all College Graduates who have degrees in Communications.

Think : Borg

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (h+jLQ)

26 We prefer our conversations to be one-way.

Posted by: Rotten Tomatoes at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (Mouru)

27 The movie's still gonna make 9 digits in its first weekend.

Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts

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I predict less than $70 million. Don't fuck with comic and gamer geeks, they fight back.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (prSvo)

28 The gaming community pummeled EA over Battlefield 5. People got fired. Massive profit losses and stock tanked.

That's power.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (pUDQf)

29 >>>13 In before someone tells Ace that Comic book Movies are for Fags?


eh, i'm leaning towards agreeing

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7)

30 Oh to hell with Rotten Tomatoes.... is there one damned Media Thing not politicized, Ace??
Posted by: kraken


Fortunately our TruCon Betterz have spent the last 30 year building cultural firewalls to prevent the mastication of the Left in the US...

and then I woke up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (0ogxh)

31 I am tempted to attend Captain Mar Balls in trench coat and creepy black aocks and penny loafers and to film and upload a movie "review" in which I glory in Captain Mar Balls' single attraction:

Distant (and therefore not dangerous) Spank Material.

I am sure my upload will receive lots of love from SJWs worldwide.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (BfOXk)

32 The Left Complex ruins every damned thing they touch... and then have the brazenness to censor people who note this.... and they wonder why we hate them??

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (90T4r)

33 Looks like "doctor" may be a lez.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

34 I think we should start a GoFundMe to pick up the tab for Ace and a date to see the movie, along with dinner afterward.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (wYseH)

35 28 The movie's still gonna make 9 digits in its first weekend.

Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts

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I predict less than $70 million. Don't fuck with comic and gamer geeks, they fight back.
Posted by: Guzalot at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (prSvo)

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That's a much smaller cohort than many believe.

Marvel is mass appeal, and the comics crowd is a very small slice of that. I doubt that means a roughly $30 million difference in ticket sales.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (XSSCs)

36 It's like when Yelp says 'business owners can't pay to have these reviews changed or deleted'.

---

Google is the same. Post something bad and it will be down within a week or so if - I guess - the restaurant raises enough of a fuss.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (xyung)

37 Last movie I saw was "Stan and Ollie" Very Good., Last movie before that was "Green Book." Also very good. Movie before that was "Darkest Hour." I quite enjoyed it. I have no desire to see Brie cheese in a comic book movie after she flaps her gums about her wokeness and how she hates white men, because there are quite a few white men whom I like and love.

Posted by: James Bond at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (AllCR)

38 Opening with 9 digits in its first weekend is not going broke, unfortunately.


Their budget was $152 million. Figure the same for promotion. What is the theater's cut?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (XAbde)

39 I don't know who this Brie person is. Apparently identifies as biological female.

So a ScoggDog 1 or 0?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (DMUuz)

40 I predict less than $70 million. Don't fuck with comic and gamer geeks, they fight back.
Posted by: Guzalot at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (prSvo)
++++++++++
Tell me about it.

Posted by: Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn, et. al. at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (I2dne)

41 Larson quietly split from her fiance a few months ago. Maybe she'll come out as pansexual or something in a last ditch effort to appeal to grrrrl power narrative?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (W+vEI)


Wait, that was a guy she was dating? *Looks closely at the picture again...*

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (wCmLp)

42 Billions of dollars buys bunches of censorship.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (RD7QR)

43 A Disney Boot, grinding your face, forever...

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (90T4r)

44 >>Looks like "doctor" may be a lez.


8 am appointment and she had fish breath?

She might just be Japanese?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (h+jLQ)

45 >>Speaking of Brie Larson I started watching Kong: Skull Island the other day. That's one stupid movie.



Ugh, yes. I wanted a stupid fun Kong movie, but they forgot the fun part.
IIRC, it was also a bit too Vietnam era reference-y, such as the music selection and with Brie's anti-war journo character. Blech!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (W+vEI)

46 solo made like 85 million in the three days of its opening weekend (it was actually a 4-day weekend, but let's count 3 to compare to others) and that was a huge bomb and a disaster.

I don't think that just because Captain Marvel makes 80 million or so Disney is going to be happy.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)

47 -
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It's beginning to look a lot like Ghostbusters...

--------------------------

Everywhere you go.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (pMGkg)

48 38 Last movie I saw was "Stan and Ollie" Very Good., Last movie before that was "Green Book." Also very good. Movie before that was "Darkest Hour." I quite enjoyed it. I have no desire to see Brie cheese in a comic book movie after she flaps her gums about her wokeness and how she hates white men, because there are quite a few white men whom I like and love.
Posted by: James Bond at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (AllCR)

============

I saw the third How to Train Your Dragon.

Review in nic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (XSSCs)

49 So a ScoggDog 1 or 0?

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A three or four, but I've been married for a quarter century.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (xyung)

50 Disney is evil.

Someday, we will find out how evil.

But Disney is EVIL.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (d7Ww2)

51 Their budget was $152 million. Figure the same for promotion. What is the theater's cut?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (XAbde)



First Week: $0 and foot traffic for overpriced drinks and raisinets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (Mouru)

52 >>I think we should start a GoFundMe to pick up the tab for Ace and a date to see the movie, along with dinner afterward.


Will the Dinner be Elegant?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (h+jLQ)

53 Lord Doomcock appearance on the HQ!

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (BXMxN)

54 44
A Disney Boot, grinding your face, forever...

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (90T4r)

Huh huh!

Posted by: Marxey Mouse at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (t6MX/)

55 Did anyone think Rotten Apples exists for the consumer? Really?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (2LelM)

56 That image is hilarious.

Posted by: Marxey Mouse at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (t6MX/)

57 I can't recall a movie with a longer or more intense P&A campaign than this thing.

Even without bribing critics, Disney must be spending the wealth of Croesus on this flop.

Why? I mean, really? Even if it was set to be moderately successful, it wouldn't be worth this kind of promotional budget.

This has simply got to be a favor for someone, somewhere. At this point, anyone making a business-oriented decision would just stop the bleeding, release this turkey, and let it die a quick death.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (AzW6q)

58 I'll borrow it from a few hundred Romanian friends when it is released on BluRay.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (XAbde)

59 Wait, I have Disney in my 401k! This movie is going to be awesome, you guys.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (xfb67)

60 23 Maybe she'll come out as pansexual ...

i'm now imagining tentacles made of bread.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (sGtp+)

61 Someday when they thaw out Walt from his freezer under Cinderella's castle he's going to rule the world with sexbots.

Posted by: Inogame at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (ySZHT)

62 That's a much smaller cohort than many believe.

Marvel is mass appeal, and the comics crowd is a very small slice of that. I doubt that means a roughly $30 million difference in ticket sales.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (XSSCs)
+++++++++
It might not, but there is something else to consider. When Disney handed Star Wars off to a shit midas, "The Last Jedi" and "Solo" didn't hit their numbers - and they didn't have much if any of the pre-release excoriation that Captain Marvel has gotten (Solo definitely had some). If the opening weekend isn't so great, it isn't the gamer/comic fan types who did it, and that's a good thing.

If the opener is way off, then it implies that it was more general than that, which is hopefully true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (I2dne)

63 Oops. English spy sock off

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (AllCR)

64 A Disney Boot, grinding your face, forever...
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (90T4r)



A giant yellow shoe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (Mouru)

65 35 I think we should start a GoFundMe to pick up the tab for Ace and a date to see the movie, along with dinner afterward.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (wYseH)

I'm in. Ace, iron your Capt. marvel outfit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (9oE3U)

66 39 Opening with 9 digits in its first weekend is not going broke, unfortunately.


Their budget was $152 million. Figure the same for promotion. What is the theater's cut?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (XAbde)

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They'll probably end with about $250 million in American and double that overseas for an end of $750 million (that's my guess). Far from the biggest, but around Dr. Strange territory.

Marketing is generally double production, so $300 million there.

Theaters take, on average, about 40%.

So, in order for Disney to turn a profit, they need Captain Marvel to make $500 million total.

They'll most likely make a good profit on it.

Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (XSSCs)

67 8 The movie's still gonna make 9 digits in its first weekend.

I'm not so sure about that. The lead up to Black Panther was somewhat cringe inducing but the virtue signaling ("I have to see the movie which stars the first black superhero or I'm racist" see also, the Story of Obama)) overcame the potential drawbacks, plus word of mouth that the movie wasn't terrible probably helped for those who also wished to virtue signal but weren't sure if they could endure a shitty movie. The movie itself wasn't a PC-fest, just some of the actors involved. Captain Marvel looks very much like a crap movie and a virtue signaling shit storm (powerful woman ROAR see also "HIllary Clinton") and I suspect you won't see the same crowds you'd see at an Avengers movie. I suspect you'll get an Antman-esque box office, or less. It won't lose money but I'd love to see it end up the lowest grossing Marvel movie, if for no other reason than to give the finger to social justice marvel.

Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (2CG5J)

68 Rotten Tomatoes has been caught monkeying around before.On Black Panther and The Last Jedi.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (BXMxN)

69 Disney sure has went to Hell since its founder died. I am currently reading Mary Poppins and so far it follows along fairly close to what Disney put in the movie. He did drop some of the sketches in the movie but that was probably due to time constrains.

But few of the Disney movies that have been put out in the last few years have been good. Most of the ones done by another studio and then released by Disney have been OK. Second Hand Lions come to mind on that, it was great movie.

Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (mpXpK)

70 What is the theater's cut?


Theater's cut is staggered, more up front and less later, but it's safe to call it 50%.

So I always crawl under my HP-12C when someone says "the movie cost $75 mm to make and has already earned $125 mm."

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (fuK7c)

71 If only Walt could return and chase out all the Manhattan suits from his creation. It'd be like Jesus tossing the Money Lenders from the Temple (Magic Kingdom). Same thing happened to CNN after Turner sold it to Manhattan.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (2LelM)

72 I'll say it again:

She's going to pick up Thor's hammer to stop Super Bad Guy to win the big fight at the end of the movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (xyung)

73 There is only one state in the Union where you must help someone who is in the situation above. In every other, you have to call 911 but you can be like the guy in the pic and NOT administer CPR til help arrives.

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (U7k5w)

74 I think we should start a GoFundMe to pick up the tab for Ace and a date to see the movie, along with dinner afterward.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (wYseH)


After dinner, he can invite her over to see his etchings shelving.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

75 Not seeing it anyway so they can do what they want with it.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (/rm4P)

76 I was just over at RT this morning looking at reviews of Apollo 11. I noticed this very thing: the "Want to See" rating was blank.

I thought "That's weird". Now I know.

Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (G0vdT)

77 Brie Larsen was an odd choice anyway - she admitted she had no idea who Captain Marvel was before taking the job. She also clearly has no idea who reads Captain Marvel.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (HmZuC)

78 47 solo made like 85 million in the three days of its opening weekend (it was actually a 4-day weekend, but let's count 3 to compare to others) and that was a huge bomb and a disaster.

I don't think that just because Captain Marvel makes 80 million or so Disney is going to be happy.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)

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Solo also cost a whole lot more.

$250 vs. Captain Marvel's $150.

Solo needed to be huge to break even (probably about $800 million).

Captain Marvel just needs to be successful ($500 million)

Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (XSSCs)

79 Gotta stop those "Russian bots," you know. (Russian Bots are defined as anyone challenging the NPC SJW "intersectional" religion of racism and sexism.)


Not seeing a problem with that. What'd I miss?

Posted by: Allahputz-dit at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (786Ro)

80 I don't know who this Brie person is. Apparently identifies as biological female.

So a ScoggDog 1 or 0?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (DMUuz)
........

0 if she has a biologically female penis.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

81 "Songs of the South" was Disney's best work.

I wonder why you don't see it playing anymore.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (xfb67)

82 Movies come out so quickly to streaming, why not just wait and rob these assholes of their overpriced bullshit?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (pUDQf)

83 Fuck Disney.


Fuck Rotten Tomatoes.




And fuck Todd.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (NLLmE)

84 Now that's fucking Goofy.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (LL1Be)

85 23 LOL.

Larson quietly split from her fiancee a few months ago. Maybe she'll come out as pansexual or something in a last ditch effort to appeal to grrrrl power narrative?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (W+vEI)

"Pansexual"? Sounds painful.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

86 So did Black Panther take its rightful place in the ranks of films like Wizard of Oz and Gone With the Wind?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (xyung)

87 >>>78 Brie Larsen was an odd choice anyway - she admitted she had no idea who Captain Marvel was before taking the job. She also clearly has no idea who reads Captain Marvel.

1, barely anyone knows who Captain Marvel is, she aspires to be D-list, and 2, no one reads Captain Marvel. The book has been canceled and rebooted like six times for low sales.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (PbpT7)

88 If only Walt could return and chase out all the Manhattan suits from his creation.

Um, Burbank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (Mouru)

89 81: I think she identifies as a French cheese

Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (U7k5w)

90 63
If the opener is way off, then it implies that it was more general than that, which is hopefully true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (I2dne)

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I hope so, too.

But Marvel doesn't have the proven stink on it yet.

Its last two movies made gigantic monies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (XSSCs)

91 I suspect that even the SJWs who applaud actors for running their mouths about the latest psuedo science study or politics would just go watch whatever is entertaining if the BS stopped, but it aint going to stop unless every last person who finds it off-putting starts boycotting and stating why. Seriously why would I want to know that the actor I enjoyed portraying a kick-ass soldier is supporting the traitors trying to weaken the military by allowing "trans" genders to enlist? I can just enjoy the movie if you'll keep your dumbness or traitorous ideals quiet, but you insist on shoving it in my face so screw you.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (eASYU)

92 Every image I see of Larson, she looks like a lemon-sucking scold....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (90T4r)

93 I think we should start a GoFundMe to pick up the tab for Ace and a date to see the movie, along with dinner afterward.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM


Live blogged?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (DMUuz)

94 Captain Marvel has been an unpopular third tier character ever since they turned her into a female.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (Mouru)

95 You never hear of girls named Gouda. I wonder why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

96 It's not unheard of for businesses to have contempt for their customers. They always used to understand the need to hide it, though.

Mike

Posted by: MBunge at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (7Nkan)

97 Brie Larsen was an odd choice anyway - she admitted she had no idea who Captain Marvel was before taking the job. She also clearly has no idea who reads Captain Marvel.
Posted by: Citizen Cake



The weirdest thing of all is that I don't think anyone does.



Mad mad mad mad world.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (NLLmE)

98 82 "Songs of the South" was Disney's best work.

I wonder why you don't see it playing anymore.
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Zippity Do Dah is still a Swing Classic.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (2LelM)

99 1, barely anyone knows who Captain Marvel is, she
aspires to be D-list, and 2, no one reads Captain Marvel. The book has
been canceled and rebooted like six times for low sales.





Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (PbpT7)


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I'm guessing she's going to be even more Mary Sue than the Star Wars girl, except this one will be explained away because superalien or whatever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (xyung)

100 I hope so, too.

But Marvel doesn't have the proven stink on it yet.

Its last two movies made gigantic monies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (XSSCs)
++++++++++
Yup. Time will tell. If it's a stinker (and I don't even necessarily mean it's flop - if it is just way, way off of expectations) it should cause some panic and hopefully Disney won't let their insanely valuable property get fucked with again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)

101 Does she get nekkid

cause thats the only way i will be interested

Posted by: Dog at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (2cfUo)

102


Hey, thats not a bad thing.

Posted by: Zamfir at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (9oE3U)

103 LOL.

Larson quietly split from her fiancee a few months ago. Maybe she'll come out as pansexual or something in a last ditch effort to appeal to grrrrl power narrative?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (W+vEI)

"Pansexual"? Sounds painful.
Posted by: joncelli


You know why Peter Pan flew?

If you got hit in the peter with a pan, you'd fly too!


Yeah. Very old joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (eg609)

104 Live blogged?


And graded. The Russian judge gives it a 4.1.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (XAbde)

105 we should start a GoFundMe to pick up the tab for Ace and a date to see the movie, along with dinner afterward.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at F




no more horde financed fucking

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (MTjB1)

106 The tomatoes really are rotten.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (aKsyK)

107 Well zippity-doo-dah to you too, Disney....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (90T4r)

108 Non-comic geeks don't know who the fuck Catpain Marble is.

It ain't like they're selling SpiderMan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (oVJmc)

109 You never hear of girls named Gouda.


I've dated plenty of girls that weren't great, but were Gouda Nough.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (fuK7c)

110 89 If only Walt could return and chase out all the Manhattan suits from his creation.

Um, Burbank.
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Umm Manhattan. Disney owns ABC now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (2LelM)

111 All the Marvel universe building they have done and they will helicopter in this lame,unpopular character at the last minute to save everyone.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (BXMxN)

112 95 Captain Marvel has been an unpopular third tier character ever since they turned her into a female.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (Mouru)

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Iron Man was 2nd(?) tier when that movie came out. He definitely wasn't the top.

The top of Marvel was the Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, and the X-Men, and Marvel had previously sold rights to all three of those to other studios. They had to start their own studio efforts with their best character left who was...Iron Man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (XSSCs)

113 and "star," the flat-assed Resting Bitch Face block of wood Brie Larson can't stop talking about how much she disdains White Men.

Meh. When she says "white man" she means "Daddy".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (97qI7)

114 * Maybe she'll come out as pansexual ...


Hey thats not a bad thing.

Posted by: Zamfir at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (9oE3U)

115 >>no more horde financed fucking


awwww

Posted by: HumpBot at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (h+jLQ)

116 Maybe Disney knows the movie sucks and told larson to go full sjw feminist so they'd have an excuse if it tanks.

"It's not our fault. America just wasn't ready for a strong, proud, flat-assed third wave intersectional feminist who don't need no man"



Posted by: brak at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (SfJOW)

117 Non-comic geeks don't know who the fuck Catpain Marble is.

It ain't like they're selling SpiderMan.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++
I know I had never heard of it before the rumbling started. But she's a HER-o!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (I2dne)

118 It still won't make the movie any better.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (0QYMt)

119 think we should start a GoFundMe to pick up the tab for Ace and a date to see the movie, along with dinner afterward.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM


I remember when ace and Allah went to see Brokeback Mountain. Can't remember if they had a homo seat between them.

Posted by: One Dopey Reportery at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (ODaO0)

120 rating sights wouldn't dream of fixing ratings... and anyone who believes that might also get news from the daily show.

Posted by: Inogame at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (ySZHT)

121 @doomcock


**Beavis and Butthead laugh**

Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (786Ro)

122 Movies come out so quickly to streaming, why not just wait and rob these assholes of their overpriced bullshit?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
............

Hit movies take 6 months and sometimes a lot longer

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (so+oy)

123 Thinking it's about time to grab the pitchforks cudgels and torches and go all Beauty and the Beast on these folks

Posted by: Sock monkey Gaston at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (oCcod)

124 Rotten Tomatoes is only useful as a negative tool, anyway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (97qI7)

125 Is there a specific name for the process by which the Truth to Power/The Man crusaders eventually get sucked up by the Power/The Man?

This happened with Deadline too. Brilliant site under Nikki Finke, she forced Hollywood to heel under her watch. Then the ppl working with her realized there was money in sucking up to The Powers That Be, staged a coup and ousted her. Now Deadline is like all the other Hollywood butt kissing news sites out there. A rotting husk of its former glory.

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (hvf9s)

126 Maybe Disney knows the movie sucks and told larson to go full sjw feminist so they'd have an excuse if it tanks.

"It's not our fault. America just wasn't ready for a strong, proud, flat-assed third wave intersectional feminist who don't need no man"

Posted by: brak at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (SfJOW)
++++++++++
I'll admit that I've considered that angle.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)

127 >>>barely anyone knows who Captain Marvel is, she aspires to be D-list, and 2, no one reads Captain Marvel. The book has been canceled and rebooted like six times for low sales.


So was this a case of Marvel trying to create a 'feminist hero' by animating the dead husk of a failed character? An equally odd decision.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (HmZuC)

128 Well looks like Captain Cooze is another SJW non starter.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (m/IZ9)

129 -
--

A Disney Boot, grinding your face, forever...

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM

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Could be worse. Could be Hillary's minge.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (pMGkg)

130 So did Rotten Tomatoes have Hillary up by 15 points?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (2LelM)

131 It's beginning to look a lot like Ghostbusters...
Who couldn't see that coming?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (jxbfJ)

132 Captain Wokescold and Xer SJW DeathRays of Death



Hard pass.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (LL1Be)

133 The hype and shill machine is massive,it is difficult to find real opinions on upcoming movies.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (BXMxN)

134 Man i blew that first Zamfir joke.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (9oE3U)

135 101 Yup. Time will tell. If it's a stinker (and I don't even necessarily mean it's flop - if it is just way, way off of expectations) it should cause some panic and hopefully Disney won't let their insanely valuable property get fucked with again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)

===========

They extended Kathleen Kennedy's control over Star Wars even after Solo.

I don't trust their management's judgment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (XSSCs)

136 Hit movies take 6 months and sometimes a lot longer
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (so+oy


And? I can do without seeing something for 6 months.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (pUDQf)

137 So, in order for Disney to turn a profit, they need Captain Marvel to make $500 million total.

They'll most likely make a good profit on it.

Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (XSSCs)

Maybe. I can't see overseas helping them a lot with this one. Plus, most people have no idea who Captain Marvel is. It might only do Ant-man type numbers. How many casual fans are going to want to see this movie with Endgame just around the corner?

Posted by: The Barrel at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (J70i0)

138 If it's a stinker (and I don't even necessarily mean it's flop - if it is just way, way off of expectations)

--------

I fully expect this to be the case. I haven't been able to turn on my television or get online in awhile now without hearing about this damn thing. It's gotta be monstrously expensive on the promotional end. And now it comes out they're paying off the critics, too? For a movie with basically no audience enthusiasm?

I just can't see this thing hitting its numbers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (AzW6q)

139 @DCDownUnder
Disney really has you by the balls, doesn't it @RottenTomatoes?
10:12 PM - Feb 25, 2019



What balls?

Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (786Ro)

140 Maybe the world is tired of Comic Book Movies?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (2LelM)

141 Umm Manhattan. Disney owns ABC now.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (2LelM



Captain Marvel has nothing to do with ABC. And ABC management is controlled by Disney in Burbank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (Mouru)

142 we should start a GoFundMe to pick up the tab for Ace and a date to see the movie, along with dinner afterward.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at F




no more horde financed fucking
Posted by: yankeefifth



Not without cd-rom copies.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (eg609)

143 I can't remember the last time I actually went to a movie theater?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (h+jLQ)

144 You never hear of girls named Gouda. I wonder why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
..........

I dated one nicknamed Limburger.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

145 I would prefer, personally, not to politicize my movie watching..... but the Left keeps rubbing my nose in their psychopathologies.... tired of their shit sandwiches.....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (90T4r)

146 They extended Kathleen Kennedy's control over Star Wars even after Solo.

I don't trust their management's judgment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (XSSCs)
++++++++++++
Oh, I know it. They were catastrophically stupid. Most people won't be that dumb twice. If they are, then I look forward to watching them write off big movies and weeping all the way to the bank with their smaller checks financed by their lousy EPS.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (I2dne)

147 I remember when ace and Allah went to see Brokeback Mountain. Can't remember if they had a homo seat between them.
Posted by: One Dopey Reportery

..............

Wasn't that the time Ace pulled the hole in the bottom of the popcorn tub he was sharing with Allah?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (so+oy)

148 So I always crawl under my HP-12C
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM


The cool kids have HP-15s. The cooler kids have HP-41Cs. The coolest kids have HP-16s.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (DMUuz)

149 Maybe the world is tired of Comic Book Movies?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (2LelM)


I certainly hope so ... but I wouldn't hold my breath on that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (97qI7)

150 Thor's hammer, AND she's going to fall in love with Black Panther. He'll tell her to step off, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (xyung)

151 They extended Kathleen Kennedy's control over Star Wars even after Solo.

I don't trust their management's judgment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (XSSCs)

Disney has gone full woke. Iger is using it to position himself to run for president.

Posted by: The Barrel at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (J70i0)

152 138
Maybe. I can't see overseas helping them a lot with this one. Plus, most people have no idea who Captain Marvel is. It might only do Ant-man type numbers. How many casual fans are going to want to see this movie with Endgame just around the corner?
Posted by: The Barrel at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (J70i0)

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Marvel is big overseas.

And most of the movie going public probably isn't paying much attention to the inane ramblings of the lead actress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (XSSCs)

153 A Disney Boot, grinding your face, forever...

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM

----------------------

Could be worse. Could be Hillary's minge.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (pMGkg)

Disney and their corporate officers hould be Corporation #1 on every Decent Person's Destroy-O-Meter.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (dLgjF)

154 Dude if Iron Man was second tier(and he was) ,Captain Marvel is like tenth tier.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (BXMxN)

155 Deletes The Entire Want-To-See Score From Every Movie On Its Site

Shut up! They explained.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (aS1PU)

156 144 I can't remember the last time I actually went to a movie theater?
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I can. It was A Star is Born. It was awful. I was ready to leave at the 15 minute mark but the wife wanted to stay. Did I say it was cringe worthy throughout?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (2LelM)

157 111 89 If only Walt could return and chase out all the Manhattan suits from his creation.

Um, Burbank.
----------------------
Umm Manhattan. Disney owns ABC now."

Whichever. What would be REALLY cool would be if they were able to revive Walt Disney's frozen head, and put it on top of a giant mechanical spider body. Now THAT would be impressive!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (k1TUh)

158 Some real doctors are playing Gender Studies "doctors' part-time too, i promise you. Without getting into it, it is happening. I got woman splained twice by my doctor during an actual procedure. And i fired their asses too.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (n13/j)

159 March 8th is the theater release date. The Webz says the BluRay release is in June.

I can wait. Though I have seen some movies via the cam in the theater early. Cowboys and Aliens comes to mind. Right in the middle of the movie, some guy's silhouette goes down the ramp. I laughed out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (XAbde)

160 i know it's not kind to wish misfortune on people...oh, Lord, forgive me, I very much want to see this movie, this POS actress and the Pedowood SJWs fall into ruin and despair.

Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (B5K06)

161 Not helping that the "star" can't keep her mouth shut from ripping most of the intended audience.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (BXMxN)

162 150 Maybe the world is tired of Comic Book Movies?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (2LelM)

I certainly hope so ... but I wouldn't hold my breath on that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (97qI7)

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Considering Black Panther and Avengers 3's and Aquaman's numbers...

The public seems okay with comic book movies these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (XSSCs)

163 Disney has gone full woke. Iger is using it to position himself to run for president.
Posted by: The Barrel at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (J70i0)



Iger must figure that Star Wars is just $4 billion of the shareholders' money. Why not let Kennedy continue to kill it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (Mouru)

164 155 Dude if Iron Man was second tier(and he was) ,Captain Marvel is like tenth tier.

Next up: Little Lotta takes down Thanos!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (k1TUh)

165 58 I can't recall a movie with a longer or more intense P&A campaign than this thing. Why? I mean, really? Even if it was set to be moderately successful, it wouldn't be worth this kind of promotional budget.

Because social justice marvel wants a "strong female" character as the face of the new franchise and they're going to make that happen, no matter how much it costs them and . The funny thing is how many times they've been trying to make Captain Marvel a thing, with various pushes and reboots and her leading a group of Avengers, and its just not working, the vast majority of fans don't like the character. Carol Danvers used to be somewhat interesting as Ms. Marvel, but then they made Ms. Marvel a muslim, so whatever.

Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (2CG5J)

166 >>>Larson quietly split from her fiancee a few months ago. Maybe she'll come out as pansexual or something in a last ditch effort to appeal to grrrrl power narrative?


At least Larsen's soy-boy had the good sense to leave, avoiding Liam Hemsworth's fate.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (HmZuC)

167 Whichever. What would be REALLY cool would be if they were able to revive Walt Disney's frozen head, and put it on top of a giant mechanical spider body. Now THAT would be impressive!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (k1TUh)
+++++++++++
"Wild Wild West" was a Warner Brothers production. I think Disney would have to pay them for the spider.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (I2dne)

168 Remember when Netflix pulled this same shit because everyone was dumping on Amy Schumer?

Got rid of negative review capability and now just 'matches' you with what they think you should watch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (pUDQf)

169 Captain Marvel looks good, I'll see it the weekend after it opens when the crowds clear out.
Posted by: Club Mode at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (9dNHV)

Disney shill.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (J70i0)

170 Makes me want to watch " Network" again..... the last honest movie about the Media....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (90T4r)

171 I can't remember the last time I actually went to a movie theater?Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (h+jLQ)

For "It Happened One Night"? That was a long time ago. No wonder you can't remember.
Darn good film!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (AllCR)

172 >>Brie Larsen was an odd choice anyway - she admitted she had no idea who Captain Marvel was before taking the job. She also clearly has no idea who reads Captain Marvel.



Thought it came out in a recent interview that they sought out Larson because she is such a vocal feminist, since the project from the get-go was intended to be a very feminist, empowering message thing?

Think that's what was what she said in the Marie Claire (or whatever women's mag) interview --- that was conducted by a woman studio exec who was very involved in the project*. That would indicate the studio confirms Brie's take, since this "interviewer" would have not included that if it were not true.


*That seems to be a thing, having celebrities/insiders interview each other for these fluffy movie promotion-related interviews

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (W+vEI)

173 In varying degrees of deadness, which have the Hollywood suits killed deadest: Star Trek, Star Wars, or MCU?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (oVJmc)

174 Dude if Iron Man was second tier(and he was)


I hated Iron Man. (Of course, I hadn't read it since 197.

As far as I'm concerned it didn't exist until it sprung fully formed from Robert Downey's personality.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (fuK7c)

175 160 March 8th is the theater release date. The Webz says the BluRay release is in June.

I can wait. Though I have seen some movies via the cam in the theater early. Cowboys and Aliens comes to mind. Right in the middle of the movie, some guy's silhouette goes down the ramp. I laughed out loud.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (XAbde)

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Without even looking, I can tell you that Blu-Ray release date is wrong.

There's a minimum 3 month window that studios follow to help preserve ticket sales, and they extend it bigger movies, hoping to preserve their legs.

June is an estimate based on the 3 month window and no more than that. It ain't happening.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (XSSCs)

176 Meh,don't give a fuck how much money it makes.They wont get a dine from me.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (BXMxN)

177 I see that NPC America's expected opening has dropped $80 million since the beautiful and charming Limburger has been running her mouth so I'd say she's about done. Virtue signaling is a well and good but when it starts costing real money it's bye bye, baby, bye bye.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (+y/Ru)

178 I'd like to find out more about this mechanical spider body proposal.

Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (Mouru)

179 Liam the Lesser Hemsworth.....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (90T4r)

180 Whichever. What would be REALLY cool would be if they were able to revive Walt Disney's frozen head, and put it on top of a giant mechanical spider body. Now THAT would be impressive!
----------------------
How about Ted Williams head on a batting machine playing for the Nationals?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (2LelM)

181 HULK SMASH!!!

Posted by: Sock monkey anger management counselor at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (oCcod)

182 >>> Larson quietly split from her fiancee a few months ago. Maybe she'll come out as pansexual or something in a last ditch effort to appeal to grrrrl power narrative?

So did Lady Gaga. Break up with her fiancee I mean. And they were both at the Oscars...hookup time!

OT, but it is kinda gross that ppl are so into the idea of Gaga stealing away Bradley Cooper from his GF and their one year old daughter, just because the two have chemistry. Ryan and Hanks didn't bang each other, or Powell and Loy (that we know of.) It is called acting for a reason! And fidelity. Gross that both no longer matter.

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (hvf9s)

183 Captain Marvel looks good, I'll see it the weekend after it opens when the crowds clear out.


Posted by: Club Mode at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (9dNHV)


--

I almost burned a free night's rental at Redbox on something recently but it expired and then I forgot about it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (xyung)

184 I can't remember the last time I actually went to a movie theater?


Interstellar for me. Before that, The Passion.

I think before that was The Matrix.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (XAbde)

185 Box office receipts are not an accurate measure of a movie's appeal to audiences, and should stop being reported, here's why...

Posted by: Vox at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (AKAyI)

186 Deletes The Entire Want-To-See Score From Every Movie On Its Site


That's some serious juice.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (eg609)

187 So who else is old enough to remember the "Mickey Mouse" boots we used to have in our cold weather gear?

Stepping on a face with those would be a bit less painful then a normal boot but the forever part would still suck.

Posted by: Big V at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (sN665)

188 >>It's beginning to look a lot like Ghostbusters...

That would get you banned on Twitter, and deservedly so.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (4e+hS)

189
Anyone ever watch the original The Fountainhead? Any good?

They're making a new one.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (OLaIa)

190 I had never heard of captain Marvel before the movie was announced. didn't read comics much either

Posted by: whos bith this at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (2cfUo)

191
149 So I always crawl under my HP-12C
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM

The cool kids have HP-15s. The cooler kids have HP-41Cs. The coolest kids have HP-16s.


the very coolest kids have hp-35s and know how to put their hp-45 into stopwatch mode.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (sGtp+)

192 Disney has gone full woke. Iger is using it to position himself to run for president.

Posted by: The Barrel at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (J70i0)





Iger must figure that Star Wars is just $4 billion of the shareholders' money. Why not let Kennedy continue to kill it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (Mouru)

Disney has been super left a long time. At this point it is clear the left is not going to wise up and change its ways. They are not worried about losing money, the money is an investment, they are trying to win a war. In war sometimes you have to send people on suicide missions. That is rarely the case in normal world but it is page 1 in the lefty doctrine.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (n13/j)

193 i know it's not kind to wish misfortune on people...oh, Lord, forgive me, I very much want to see this movie, this POS actress and the Pedowood SJWs fall into ruin and despair.
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (B5K06)

There's nothing wrong with it, even if you're a Christian. Cucked Christianity has brainwashed people otherwise.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (dLgjF)

194 Captain Marvel looks good, I'll see it the weekend after it opens when the crowds clear out.


Of course you will, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (XAbde)

195 Released direct to video.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (m/IZ9)

196 No accounting for taste,some people even liked Prometheus.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (BXMxN)

197 Feminist are especially butthurt right now because all the attention is on trannys.

They know that any "white male" can suck a dick and automatically outrank them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (xfb67)

198 Netflix has officially cancelled all Marvel shows, Captain Marvel is looking sickly, Black Panther sucked majorly, and Stan Lee didn't have such a hot 2018 himself.

*contemplates buying the new AOC comic book*

*Can't be any worse than the DC universe*

*Hopes for nudity at least*

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (Z4rgH)

199 198 No accounting for taste,some people even liked Prometheus.
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (BXMxN)

===========

I watched that again last week.

It was great....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (XSSCs)

200 I can't remember the last time I actually went to a movie theater?

I went to see DeSouza's Barky movie. That was back around 2012, I think.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (97qI7)

201 With all this CGI why not remake Jason and Argonauts?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (2LelM)

202 Shazam! (TV Series 1974-1977) > Captain Marvel (2019)

Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (786Ro)

203 Songs of the South can be seen on the web, probably YouTube, watched it not long ago.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (/rm4P)

204 YouTube bans man who exposed Chief Drumbanger Freon Ranger's stolen valor...

https://twitter.com/PoliticalShort/status/
1100450436186820609

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (Dh1wo)

205

Hollywood is having a helluva time selling their garbage. Good. And then they come out and defy us and trash us anyway. Good. Long gone are the days...

I hope this pushes down their overbloated payouts too. When is the last time a movie actually made money.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (OKeCc)

206 i know it's not kind to wish misfortune on people...oh, Lord, forgive
me, I very much want to see this movie, this POS actress and the
Pedowood SJWs fall into ruin and despair.


Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (B5K06)


---

Thomas Jefferson wrote a letter to a friend and said he thought their only option was to pray fervently for third person's death.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (xyung)

207 the very coolest kids have hp-35s and know how to put their hp-45 into stopwatch mode.


You probably play softball with those newfangled aluminium bats. The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (fuK7c)

208 203 With all this CGI why not remake Jason and Argonauts?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (2LelM)

============

Because Wrath of the Titans made about $20 at the box office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (XSSCs)

209 Isis (TV Series 1975-1976) > Captain Marvel (2019)

Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (786Ro)

210
Rotten Tomatoes is fuckin stupid, anyway.

Stupid name, stupid counter-intuitive rating system. The higher the "rotten tomato" rating, the better the movie??

That's idiotic.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (OLaIa)

211 I stopped reading comic books so long ago, that when I heard they were doing a Captain Marvel movie, I thought it was going to be the Shazam Captain Marvel!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (so+oy)

212 Considering Black Panther and Avengers 3's and Aquaman's numbers...

The public seems okay with comic book movies these days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (XSSCs)

Black Panther was a one time shot. Virtually an all black cast with a black super hero. Infinity War is the culmination of the MCU. Aquaman I can't explain. Still think the movies are going to hit the Western, and Sword and Sandals point of collapse.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (J70i0)

213 144 I can't remember the last time I actually went to a movie theater?
-----------------------
I can. It was A Star is Born. It was awful. I was ready to leave at the 15 minute mark but the wife wanted to stay. Did I say it was cringe worthy throughout?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (2LelM)
.........

I can too. Took my grandkids to see Ferdinand. The theater had electric recliners with table trays, air conditioning, and sold beer.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

214 Comic book movies: NO

Zombie movies: NO

Vampire movies: NO

Rotten Tomatoes: NO

And get the fuck off my lawn darts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (hjaPQ)

215 As soon as the trailer came out and the character said something to the effect of "lets show these boys how to actually fly" or something just as stupid - I was out.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (kI/3T)

216 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!! at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (C1NyB)

217 213 They are.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (BXMxN)

218 I stopped reading comic books so long ago, that when I heard they were doing a Captain Marvel movie, I thought it was going to be the Shazam Captain Marvel!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (so+oy)

That comes out in April.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (J70i0)

219
Don Shipley was banned from YT?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (OLaIa)

220 I didn't think she had a flat ass, so I looked and it is indeed flat, at least by today's standards of ass rotundness.

Posted by: MAGA at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (Ab/Od)

221 Eight years later, Jefferson wrote choice words about fellow
revolutionary Patrick Henry in a letter: "While Mr. Henry lives, another
bad constitution would be formed, and saddled forever on us. What we
have to do I think is devoutly pray for hisdeath."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (xyung)

222 I can't remember the last time I actually went to a movie theater?





Interstellar for me. Before that, The Passion.



I think before that was The Matrix.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (XAbde)

The Matrix? you Geek! I think my last three were Sully (meh), American Sniper,and 3:10 to Yuma. The first two were solely to support movies the left were bashing.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (n13/j)

223 99
82 "Songs of the South" was Disney's best work.



I wonder why you don't see it playing anymore.

--------------------

Zippity Do Dah is still a Swing Classic.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (2LelM)

About every 5 years or so they put it up for sale. I bought 3 copies of it a few years ago for myself and relatives who love the film. Keep an eye on Amazon for the return of it for sale.

Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (mpXpK)

224 Facebook and Instagram ban Tommy Robinson...
https://twitter.com/TheRebelTV/status/
1100437194429399041

Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (Dh1wo)

225
200 Netflix has officially cancelled all Marvel shows, ...

that's probably just a spat between netflix and disney over the new disney streaming service.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (sGtp+)

226 212
Rotten Tomatoes is fuckin stupid, anyway.

Stupid name, stupid counter-intuitive rating system. The higher the "rotten tomato" rating, the better the movie??

That's idiotic.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (OLaIa)

==============

That's a misuse of their system.

Like anything that polls art based on number of people who like or dislike it, it's really just a measure of overall popularity within the population polled, not actual quality.

It's no different from the IMDB raking system. Is a movie having 8.9/10 on IMDB a guarantee that you'll love it too? It's the same guarantee that a movie with a 99% on RT will have the same effect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (XSSCs)

227 >Shipley was banned from YT?


He went one toke over the line.

Posted by: Brewer at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (h+jLQ)

228 Even that name, "Brie Larson" sounds focused-grouped and phony.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (xfb67)

229 Speaking of over hyped comic book movies , I wonder if Wesley Snipes gets pissed everytime the portray Black Panther as the first big Black comic super hero movie.


Mother fuckers I made three damn movies that made and still makes money.

Posted by: One Dopey Reportery at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (ODaO0)

230 >>> I see the incels are upset.

I hate that term, btw. A person's genitals, and what happens between them, should NOT be tied to their intelligence, power of discernment, or value in society. And people are more complex than the ridiculous stereotype boxes the incel theory shoves people into.

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (hvf9s)

231 Last one I saw was John Wick 2.

Next one will be John Wick 3.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (pUDQf)

232 A Disney Boot, grinding your face, forever...

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM
----------------------

Could be worse. Could be Hillary's minge.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (pMGkg)


That's ... ironic.

Before Jonah Goldberg dropped his mask - he wrote in Liberal Fascism that it would be just that ... a trying to be helpful, well meaning nudge that never stopped. He waxed poetic about Hillary in specific, how she just couldn't stay in her lane when it came to trying to help.

Who knows if he believed that shit at the time. But that's what he wrote. I read that bitch cover to cover. There really was some good shit in there.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (Gq2N2)

233 Ass is flat

how flat is it

Posted by: whos bith this at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (2cfUo)

234 149 So I always crawl under my HP-12C
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM

The cool kids have HP-15s. The cooler kids have HP-41Cs. The coolest kids have HP-16s.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (DMUuz)

Old school nerd cred: HP-11C. And the solutions handbook.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (RD7QR)

235 Aquaman I can't explain.


Jason Momoa and hormonal women.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

236 I can't remember the last time I actually went to a movie theater?


Interstellar for me. Before that, The Passion.

I think before that was The Matrix.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (XAbde)

------

The Last Jedi. With Mrs Fixer. (our first date was Star Wars... so its a thing for us)

Before that??? Marley and Me ..... w/ Mrs Fixer. She is now forever banned from watching that movie. Cried her eyes shut.

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey-Chompers at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (8XRCm)

237
A few weeks ago I downloaded a nice bootleg of The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.

Haven't watched it yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (OLaIa)

238 70 ...Second Hand Lions come to mind on that, it was great movie.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (mpXpK)

+++

Wonderful movie. In our top 5.

Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (B5K06)

239
fuggin donkey chomper cox.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (8XRCm)

240 Netflix has officially cancelled all Marvel shows, Captain Marvel is looking sickly, Black Panther sucked majorly, and Stan Lee didn't have such a hot 2018 himself.

*contemplates buying the new AOC comic book*

*Can't be any worse than the DC universe*

*Hopes for nudity at least*
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (Z4rgH)

Netflix canceled because Disney is creating their own streaming service. No reason to help Disney.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (J70i0)

241
What's an incel?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)

242 It's no different from the IMDB raking system. Is a movie having 8.9/10 on IMDB a guarantee that you'll love it too? It's the same guarantee that a movie with a 99% on RT will have the same effect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM



"Even though it's rightly a 5, I'm giving this movie a 2 because of all the idiots who gave it a 9 or 10!"
-- IMDB reviewer

Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (786Ro)

243 The first two were solely to support movies the left were bashing.


I bought a ticket to see that abortionist movie but didn't actually go.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (XAbde)

244 Speaking of Disney movies, I had the VHS copy of The Little Mermaid with the giant penis on the cover.


Lost it in Katrina though. It was a classic.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (xfb67)

245 It's no different from the IMDB raking system. Is a movie having 8.9/10 on IMDB a guarantee that you'll love it too? It's the same guarantee that a movie with a 99% on RT will have the same effect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts



I think it's a good indication that you MIGHT like it. What are the odds you'll like a movie with a 28% audience rating?

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (NLLmE)

246 that's probably just a spat between netflix and disney over the new disney streaming service.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (sGtp+)


I don't expect Disney to pick them up for it's new service. I'm disappointed that we won't get to see a third season of Jessica Jones or Luke Cage. I think that Daredevil ended at a good point after three seasons, and would have loved for them to finish the story of the other three.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (wCmLp)

247 YouTube bans man who exposed Chief Drumbanger Freon Ranger's stolen valor...

Excellent.


Sue Google's fat communist collective ass too.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (LL1Be)

248 Synthetic programming on the HP-41 > knowing how to put an HP-45 into stopwatch mode.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (DMUuz)

249 211 Isis (TV Series 1975-1976) > Captain Marvel (2019)
Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (786Ro)

Isis was a fine-lookin' Egyptian goddess in that show, if memory serves.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (RD7QR)

250 Comic book movies: NO



Zombie movies: NO



Vampire movies: NO



Rotten Tomatoes: NO



And get the fuck off my lawn darts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (hjaPQ)

same but don't want to be a dick about it, to each his own. Last Superman movie I saw in the theater was Superman 1. The last vampire movie I saw anywhere was Bram stokers Dracula. The thing that worries me about zombies is the sinking suspicion that a lot of my fellow Americans actually believe in them. I used to think that when people talked about a zombie gun, that was a metaphor. I am questioning that theory now.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (n13/j)

251 Last movie I saw in a theater was Keanu. I was the only one in the theater. It was during a weekday in the afternoon. But still.



Posted by: One Dopey Reportery at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (ODaO0)

252 What's an incel?


That stuff that keeps you from being electrocuted.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (XAbde)

253 The only time Ive been in a theatre in 5 years was to see They Shall Not Grow Old.

Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (wMHPW)

254 Isn't this typically the way all disputes on the equality of standing between male and female is resolved?

Whenever a female discovers some apparent disparity between how males are treated as to how females are treated, immediately the standard at the heart of the problem is changed or done away with.

Can't get females to pass First Reponder physical strength tests? Do away with the tests or water them down.

Can't get females to pass combat training tests? Do away with tests or water them down while also giving the testees special training prior to the tests.

Rinse. Repeat.

And the sad thing is that it doesn't help anyone.

The females will always have their passing of the tests looked at with skepticism. They will be assumed to have benefited by lower standards.

The actual lowering of standards will cause people to die or be injured and our actual preparedness harmed.

And all this is driven by our confrontational journalism we've created along with the Educational system that seems to spend most of it's time informing the student of how they're being mistreated by the system and how to get back at it.

And the nation is split even further between those who demand equal outcomes and those who use reasonable standards that those who pass will be accepted by.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (uin19)

255 What's an incel?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)

---------

Usually, it denotes the kinda guy that actually looks forward to watching shit like "Captain Marvel."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (AzW6q)

256 What's an incel?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)


Involuntary Celibate. A geek with no social skills who lives inside and posts rants to 4chan and reddit about how girls aren't interested in him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (wCmLp)

257 What's an incel?

--

That's the battery size for car key remote control fobs, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (xyung)

258
What I'm saying is that a "rotten tomato" shouldn't translate into a compliment.

In other words, a lousy movie should receive lots of "rotten tomatoes."

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (OLaIa)

259 Interstellar, now that was a weird ass movie. I kept expecting Cooper to try selling me a Lincoln.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

260 The only time Ive been in a theatre in 5 years was to see They Shall Not Grow Old.


Do not take a date to this movie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (Mouru)

261 What's an incel?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)


Oh, about 3 pounds.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (aS1PU)

262 What's an incel?

The opposite of excel.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (LL1Be)

263 ISIS (Terrorist group 1999-present) > Captain Marvel (2019)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, aka Una Dabozzame at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (AM1GF)

264 This movie has to flop hard enough for Disney to realize they need to avoid identity politics.

I mean, this isn't up there with Big Tech and banks banning conservatives, but it is a fight I want to win.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (bcbK8)

265 Despite some dodgy CGI, Black Panther was a great looking film. Captain Marvel on the other hand looks plain and dull and flat. Action looks amateurish.

Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (q177U)

266 Searching desperately for something to do, I tried to watch one of the Batman movies the other night. I lasted about eight minutes. It was just too stupid and shitty for words. I don't know how anyone can watch shit like that.

I feel the same way about all the other comic book movies, too. They just suck balls. All of them just suck fucking balls.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (hjaPQ)

267 Off dopey sock

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (ODaO0)

268 check that, i did see Interview With a Vampire. And Near Dark was pretty darn good.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (n13/j)

269 247
I think it's a good indication that you MIGHT like it. What are the odds you'll like a movie with a 28% audience rating?
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (NLLmE)

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I'm not saying it useless. I'm just trying to reframe the method.

99% vs 70% on RT. Which is better? I don't know. What are the movies?

99 is probably easier to like, but 70 may be more ambitious and engaging, but not quite for everyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (8Pysp)

270 >>>Next one will be John Wick 3.


Same. John Wick 2 featured him stabbing Common AND Ruby Rose through the heart. Worth the price of admission right there.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (HmZuC)

271 And the nation is split even further between those
who demand equal outcomes and those who use reasonable standards that
those who pass will be accepted by.


Posted by: jakee308 at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (uin19)


---

Have I ever told you about how Pluto isn't really a planet?

Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson Smith P.H. Dee at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (xyung)

272 What's an incel?


Involuntarily celibate.

Couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of $100 bills.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (eg609)

273 A few weeks ago I downloaded a nice bootleg of The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.

Haven't watched it yet.




It's odd. A couple of the vignettes are troubling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (XAbde)

274 >>> I predict less than $70 million. Don't fuck with comic and gamer geeks, they fight back.

Either Timcast or Styx, I can't remember which, said it will make a lot of money because it is REQUIRED viewing for Avengers: Endgame. So even if you hate Brie and her politics, to see the setup for Endgame you have to see it. But I do think it will make less, unless it is ends up being Wonder Woman good.

And if she ends up being the Mary Sue that beats Thanos singlehandedly, he is going to flip a table, lol. As will I.

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (hvf9s)

275 And YOU get a deplatforming, and YOU get a deplatforming, and YOU....

Posted by: Hikaru at February 26, 2019 05:01 PM (gp4R3)

276 259
What's an incel?

rooms for the night?

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:01 PM (n13/j)

277 What's an incel?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)

Short for Involuntarily Celebrate.

Typically to mean someone that wants to get laid and can't, but often used as a putdown of men who don't go along with the program, especially by Leftist scum.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (dLgjF)

278 It's odd. A couple of the vignettes are troubling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (XAbde)


---

I thought they all were. I like it, but still.

Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson Smith P.H. Dee at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (xyung)

279
It's odd. A couple of the vignettes are troubling.

Worse than the Hateful 8?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (OLaIa)

280 Bernie shakeup: Top staff leaves campaign...

-
Oh, no!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (+y/Ru)

281 Interstellar, now that was a weird ass movie. I kept expecting Cooper to try selling me a Lincoln.


I actually thought the Mumbles was well cast in that role. I could believe he was an astronaut.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (XAbde)

282 Dammit. Ain't nobody got no time for that science sock.

Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson Smith P.H. Dee at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (xyung)

283 Sorry, Involuntarily Celebate.

Damn phone.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (dLgjF)

284 I thought Black Panther would bomb when I first heard about it. I still think the film is absurdly overrated.

I could just see a lot of suburban housewives making damn sure their family sees Captain Marvel on opening weekend.

Whether that's enough to overwhelm comic geeks not seeing it is anybody's guess.

brie Larson is such a fucking bitch, I would love to see her comeuppance.

Posted by: Blago at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (UfkIY)

285 Typically to mean someone that wants to get laid and can't, but often used as a putdown of men who don't go along with the program, especially by Leftist scum.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (dLgjF)

--------

Yep. They're trying to come up with their own version of "soyboy."

But the Left can't meme, ya know?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (AzW6q)

286 CELIBATE.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (dLgjF)

287 Involuntary Cenobite?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (wCmLp)

288 I ignore the critics review on RT. I will use the audience RT to get a feel .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (ODaO0)

289 They Shall Not Grow Old was my last movie, before that was Hacksaw Ridge

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (/rm4P)

290 243
What's an incel?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)

Me, after marriage

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (bcbK8)

291 What's an incel?

Posted by: Soothsayer


Sheldon Cooper pre Amy.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (eg609)

292 Sponge man you've been topped

Posted by: Sock monkey did I say that right? at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (oCcod)

293 Jason Momoa and hormonal women.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

True. I laughed when the actress that plays Scarlet Witch complained about her outfit and how it was simply designed to highlight her looks for men. She obviously forgot about all of the Evans and Hemsworth shirtless scenes.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (J70i0)

294 Me, after marriage

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (bcbK


---

The jokes wouldn't exist and be universally understood if it were just you after marriage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (xyung)

295 Horrible movies.... I'll start.... Prometheus, Zoolander 2.....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (90T4r)

296 CELIBATE.


Dance to the music!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (XAbde)

297 Brie Larson had a small role in an underrated Mark Wahlberg movie, The Gambler.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (ODaO0)

298 I thought Black Panther would bomb when I first heard about it. I still think the film is absurdly overrated.

Club 85 can't get enough of it.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (dLgjF)

299 CELIBATE.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM



Celibate! Celibate!
Fap to the muuuusic

Posted by: Three Dog Night at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (786Ro)

300 The Cenobites gave us all our oxygen.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (NLLmE)

301 Funny :


https://is.gd/ckTbBJ

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (4e+hS)

302 290 I ignore the critics review on RT. I will use the audience RT to get a feel .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (ODaO0)

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Them audiences loved them some Black Panther.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (8Pysp)

303 275 A few weeks ago I downloaded a nice bootleg of The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.

Haven't watched it yet.



It's odd. A couple of the vignettes are troubling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (XAbde)

I liked it. But yes, almost all of them are 'down' endings.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (bcbK8)

304 What's an incel?





Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM

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It's how disney used to color their animations, they'd hire "incels" to color IN the CEL-luloid animations.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (pMGkg)

305 Grump is fast, man

Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (786Ro)

306 Surprising movies... I'll start... The Town...

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (90T4r)

307 Grump is fast, man




I'm sticking it to The Man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (XAbde)

308
Let me put it another way:

Shouldn't a good movie, or a well-liked movie, receive fewer "rotten tomatoes" rather than many??

In other words, why would I want to huck rotten tomatoes at something I liked?!?!?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (OLaIa)

309 I like a good comic book movie. Sue me. I still like The Watchmen.

Could not make it through thirty minutes of Black Panther. It's just stupid awful.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:06 PM (Gq2N2)

310 >>> I'm in. Ace, iron your Capt. marvel outfit.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (9oE3U)

No no no, it's set in the 90s so he and his date go in 90s gear. Acid washed jeans and a rattail/mullet for him, crimped hair and jellies shoes for her.

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:06 PM (hvf9s)

311 FNM - Woodpecker from Mars

https://youtu.be/Y8fHz0jZCMs

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:06 PM (t6MX/)

312 I thought Black Panther would bomb when I first heard about it. I still think the film is absurdly overrated.

I could just see a lot of suburban housewives making damn sure their family sees Captain Marvel on opening weekend.

Whether that's enough to overwhelm comic geeks not seeing it is anybody's guess.

Posted by: Blago at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (UfkIY)

It is absurdly overrated. It's not bad. It's okay. But, it was a black community cultural event. That's fine.

The thing about NPCs is they don't support what they ask for.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (J70i0)

313 What's an incel?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM


One of the specialized cells that make an 'innie' umbilicus. Contrast with outcel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (DMUuz)

314 Black Panther isn't a bad movie. It's just not great. It's a C, maybe a B-.

Wakanda did look interesting, almost a character in and of itself.

But there's a lot of flaws in it.

Infinity War deserved Oscars. Black Panther did not, it's an affirmative action award, not merit-based

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

315 151 Thor's hammer, AND she's going to fall in love with Black Panther. He'll tell her to step off, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -

++c

Geek out: Mjolnir was destroyed by Hella, and Panther dusted by Thanos, anyway, wasn't BP an infant in 1989. Sooo.....

Theiy are going to kill Captain America, and keep Brie un-Marvel. Ick. Done.

Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (B5K06)

316 Them audiences loved them some Black Panther.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (8Pysp)

Not surprising. It doesn't always match up to my preferences but it's multiple times better than the critics review.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (ODaO0)

317 Could not make it through thirty minutes of Black Panther. It's just stupid awful.
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:06 PM (Gq2N2)

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Fell asleep during it at the theater.

Tried to watch it again at home - fell asleep again, around the same point.

Not going for a third pass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (AzW6q)

318 Did Black Panther characters speak in dialect???

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (90T4r)

319 Celibate, celibate dance to the music

Posted by: r three sock monkey Morning at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (oCcod)

320
It's odd. A couple of the vignettes are troubling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (XAbde)

I liked it. But yes, almost all of them are 'down' endings.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


What, like, lazy depressing nihilistic hollywood bullshit?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (OLaIa)

321 The guy at Nerdrotic loves comparing Rotten Tomato's low critic scores of "Orville" with the high viewer scores, and the high critic scores for "Star Trek: Discovery" with the underwhelming viewer scores.

I tried to read some of the Captain Marvel comics but it was a hard ho to row. Dull, dull, dull. If you want your Strong Female Character fix, go see Alita. Much more fun.

Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (kQs4Y)

322 I think the only reason Iron Man was considered second tier is that we used to compare super heroes to characters like Spider-man or Batman, which have such a huge cultural impact, they really are fair comparisons.

Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (q177U)

323 But, it was a black community cultural event. That's fine.



I have no idea how they got away with the Mountain Gorilla Men.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (XAbde)

324 Which version of madness is this? Carol Danvers, Captain in the Air Force, a.k.a. Captain Cameltoe?

Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (wxZSX)

325 >> FNM - Woodpecker from Mars


Nice.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (h+jLQ)

326 308 Surprising movies... I'll start... The Town...
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (90T4r)

Sicario. The Brawl in Cellblock 99.

Did not see them coming.

Had to get gently browbeaten into re-watching as I quit on both films the first time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (bcbK8)

327 I liked Black Panther more the 2nd time I saw it, without the hype.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (4e+hS)

328 -
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Fell asleep during it at the theater.



Tried to watch it again at home - fell asleep again, around the same point.



Not going for a third pass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM
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Have you informed Insomniac?

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (pMGkg)

329 >>Fell asleep during it at the theater.

>>Tried to watch it again at home - fell asleep again, around the same point.


Maybe you found the cure to Ace's Insomnia?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (h+jLQ)

330 And they will pretend that Wonder Woman doesn't exist, and that about the only thing anyone liked in Suicide Squad was Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn so they can complain about evil white men hating female led comic book movies.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (WaxcS)

331 302 The Cenobites gave us all our oxygen.
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (NLLmE)

How about their essence?

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (RD7QR)

332 Hell or High Water.... top movie for me...

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (90T4r)

333
CELIBATE.

Dance to the music.

Posted by: Three Dog Night at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (aKsyK)

334 Get woke get BTFO.

Sorry, Rotten Tomatoes. You are dead to me.

FNM - Zombie Eaters

https://youtu.be/eD_-Zl-4w2g

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)

335 What's an incel?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)

Involuntary Celibate. A geek with no social skills who lives inside and posts rants to 4chan and reddit about how girls aren't interested in him.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM



The Paolo is - how you say? - not in understanding of this phenomenon.

Posted by: Paolo at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (786Ro)

336 the only thing anyone liked in Suicide Squad was Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn


Ha .. err .. yes ... quite.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (XAbde)

337 326 Which version of madness is this? Carol Danvers, Captain in the Air Force, a.k.a. Captain Cameltoe?
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (wxZSX)

Carol Danvers via the butch, sexless, mohawk makeover.

NOT the super hot sexy Warbird era Avenger.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (bcbK8)

338 I don't enjoy going to movies simply because the sound systems are ear-split-tingly loud. It immediately puts me in a irritated mood. The public must be all deaf, that's the only thing I can think of.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (aWjrD)

339 338 the only thing anyone liked in Suicide Squad was Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn


Ha .. err .. yes ... quite.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (XAbde)

Suicide Squad is a very bad movie but it's the first Superhero movie of the modern era you can fap to.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)

340
Nerdrotic, and all the others, love The Orville. Compared to Star Trek: Identity Politics, The Orville is great.

But The Orville is just re-hashed episodes of Star Trek (and every Space drama series) with poop and pee jokes mixed in.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:11 PM (OLaIa)

341 And they will pretend that Wonder Woman doesn't exist, and that about the only thing anyone liked in Suicide Squad was Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn so they can complain about evil white men hating female led comic book movies.
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (WaxcS)

Suicide Squad has to be the worst big budget comic book movie ever . Robbie was nice to look at though.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:11 PM (ODaO0)

342 I don't like to celibate my birthdays anymore.
Maybe I should just call a hooker.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

343 At least Larsen's soy-boy had the good sense to leave, avoiding Liam Hemsworth's fate.


Nope, he married her.
Sad.

Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 05:11 PM (B5K06)

344 342 But The Orville is just re-hashed episodes of Star Trek (and every Space drama series) with poop and pee jokes mixed in.

you say that as if it were a bad thing.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (sGtp+)

345 332
And they will pretend that Wonder Woman doesn't exist, and that about
the only thing anyone liked in Suicide Squad was Margot Robbie's Harley
Quinn so they can complain about evil white men hating female led comic
book movies.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (WaxcS)

Margot Robbie makes me feel funny.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (t6MX/)

346 I don't enjoy going to movies simply because the sound systems are ear-split-tingly loud.

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I started noticing that around the time Lord of the Rings came out - it was like every theater in America was suddenly like "Ya know what? I bet the audiences would enjoy this more if we turned it up to "jackhammer."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

347 I liked the Dark Knight trilogy a fair bit. The second one I thought stood really, really well on its own.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (Gq2N2)

348 And they will pretend that Wonder Woman doesn't exist, and that about the only thing anyone liked in Suicide Squad was Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn so they can complain about evil white men hating female led comic book movies.
Posted by: buzzion


I'm just there to see tits.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (eg609)

349 >>>Either Timcast or Styx, I can't remember which, said it will make a lot of money because it is REQUIRED viewing for Avengers: Endgame. So even if you hate Brie and her politics, to see the setup for Endgame you have to see it. But I do think it will make less, unless it is ends up being Wonder Woman good.


nah it's not. No one makes the biggest movie in history, Avengers Endgame, REQUIRING someone to see another, much less popular movie.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (PbpT7)

350 I don't enjoy going to movies simply because the sound systems are ear-split-tingly loud. It immediately puts me in a irritated mood. The public must be all deaf, that's the only thing I can think of.


Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (aWjrD)
..........

Then all of a sudden they're low talking the dialog and I can't hear shit.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

351 >>Horrible movies.... I'll start.... Prometheus, Zoolander 2.....



Valerian

Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (W+vEI)

352 Did Black Panther characters speak in dialect???



I was greatly amused by the Hollywood stereotype accents.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

353 Suicide Squad has to be the worst big budget comic book movie ever . Robbie was nice to look at though.


The characters doesn't seem to have any powers. What makes her a super hero or villain?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (XAbde)

354 322
It's odd. A couple of the vignettes are troubling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (XAbde)

I liked it. But yes, almost all of them are 'down' endings.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

What, like, lazy depressing nihilistic hollywood bullshit?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (OLaIa)

Hurm. Well, no. More like 'bad guy gets his just deserts' and 'innocence is no protection against bad judgement' and 'no matter how fast you are, there's someone faster'.

Not bad, the Tom Waits segment is lovely and doesn't have the downbeat end.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (bcbK8)

355 I liked Black Panther more the 2nd time I saw it, without the hype.
Posted by: Dr Spank

__________________

I didn't think it was a terrible movie, more like a middle of the pack comic book movie, like Thor.

The fact it got a bunch of oscar nominations including best picture is laughable.

It reminds me of the movie "Get Out", ended up winning best screenplay Oscar. Again, just an okay horror movie.

I'm amazed black people aren't embarrassed that they are being pandered to almost like they are retarded. But they almost revel in it and just demand more hand outs.
Obviously that's not all of them, but I would say most.

Posted by: Blago at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (UfkIY)

356
I started noticing that around the time Lord of
the Rings came out - it was like every theater in America was suddenly
like "Ya know what? I bet the audiences would enjoy this more if we
turned it up to "jackhammer."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

+++
No kidding.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (aWjrD)

357 Valerian


Ah, the City of a Thousand Boring Stories.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (XAbde)

358 It's not the sjw's that are actually ruining the franchises.

It's the companies that are paying attention to them and reacting in the ways that they sjw's want and thus ruining their business.

Serves them right.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (uin19)

359 355 Suicide Squad has to be the worst big budget comic book movie ever . Robbie was nice to look at though.


The characters doesn't seem to have any powers. What makes her a super hero or villain?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (XAbde)

Oh, she doesn't have any. It's a flaw in her character design.

But Enchantress was way cooler/sexier/spookier than Scarlet Witch and the pyromanic guy was better written and acted than anyone else in the film.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK8)

360 Seriously folks most of us didn't watch the Oscars I hope for obvious reasons and now we want to b**** about the imposition of sjw moral code into our entertainment? Simple solution don't watch this stupid movie, fort with your dollars if you have a hankering for the comic books of your youth head down to the basement and look around for that box you hope your wife didn't donate

Posted by: Sock monkey curmudgeon at February 26, 2019 05:14 PM (oCcod)

361 >>That makes her a super hero or villain?


Dat Ass

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:14 PM (h+jLQ)

362 And they will pretend that Wonder Woman doesn't exist, and that about the only thing anyone liked in Suicide Squad was Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn so they can complain about evil white men hating female led comic book movies.
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (WaxcS)

Most people are willing to watch any movie/show as long as they aren't preachy, have a cast based on checkboxes, and don't make the white guy the villian/fool every time.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:14 PM (J70i0)

363 The last movie I saw at the theater was the latest Halloween release. I thought it was laugh out loud funny. I actually laughed through most of it - it was so bad.

Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (gmo/4)

364 Valerian


Ah, the City of a Thousand Boring Stories.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (XAbde)


hey. I kinda liked it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (aS1PU)

365 >> I bet the audiences would enjoy this more if we
turned it up to "jackhammer."


Willow hates that.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (h+jLQ)

366 More like 'bad guy gets his just deserts'

Bob, the no arms/no legs guy got screwed by the chicken.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (XAbde)

367 Valerian

Ah, the City of a Thousand Boring Stories.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (XAbde)

I couldn't make it through that film.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (J70i0)

368 hey. I kinda liked it.


You just wanted to bone Bubbles.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (XAbde)

369 350 And they will pretend that Wonder Woman doesn't exist, and that about the only thing anyone liked in Suicide Squad was Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn so they can complain about evil white men hating female led comic book movies.
Posted by: buzzion


I'm just there to see tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (eg609)

And Wonder Woman delivered there.

Yow. I couldn't believe a woman had directed and photographed that movie. Hotties on almost every second of screen time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (bcbK8)

370 >>> Fell asleep during it at the theater. >>Tried to watch it again at home - fell asleep again, around the same point.

OMG, that was me with the second Fantastic Beasts. It is mindnumbingly stupid. Fell asleep both times I tried to watch it so I've given up on it happening.

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (hvf9s)

371
I don't enjoy going to movies simply because the sound systems are
ear-split-tingly loud. It immediately puts me in a irritated mood. The
public must be all deaf, that's the only thing I can think of.


Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (aWjrD)
agreed. It is absurd.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (n13/j)

372 Bob, the no arms/no legs guy got screwed by the chicken.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (XAbde)


I thought that was Sandy.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (aS1PU)

373 Gal Gadots costume worked for me in Wonder Woman by enhancing her natural attributes

Brie Larsons costume in Captain Marvel has the opposite effect, so youre left with only Resting Bitch Face

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (uGmaH)

374 I recall Mel Gibson's "Payback" was a train wreck, the "Director's Cut". They re-shot some scenes and changed the ending. I love the fix. The director was going for the "Wild Bunch" type of gritty. Epic Fail. Don't think he has directed since. Maybe they can fix Captain Marvil by redoing it as porn?

Posted by: Paladin at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (GsJMP)

375 More like 'bad guy gets his just deserts'

Bob, the no arms/no legs guy got screwed by the chicken.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (XAbde)


Poor Mat.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (eg609)

376 That's a misuse of their system.

Like anything that polls art based on number of people who like or dislike it, it's really just a measure of overall popularity within the population polled, not actual quality.

It's no different from the IMDB raking system. Is a movie having 8.9/10 on IMDB a guarantee that you'll love it too? It's the same guarantee that a movie with a 99% on RT will have the same effect.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM


... A while ago IMDB dropped the discussion board section and the review "show by rating" option. You've got to wade through lots of reviews to read the negative ones.

Posted by: otho at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (LkFnL)

377
I liked it. But yes, almost all of them are 'down' endings.



Several of the segments were good, but the movie was too long, and you wound up sitting through several that were annoyingly low on the payoff.


As I understand it, the movie was intended to be a Netflix miniseries and wound up being packaged as a movie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (oVJmc)

378 I thought that was Sandy.


Phil? Mat?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (XAbde)

379 Why Brie Larson? Who did she bang for this job? It's over her abilities and, evidently, personality.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (jUVms)

380 I liked Overlord.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (4e+hS)

381 376 I recall Mel Gibson's "Payback" was a train wreck, the "Director's Cut". They re-shot some scenes and changed the ending. I love the fix. The director was going for the "Wild Bunch" type of gritty. Epic Fail. Don't think he has directed since. Maybe they can fix Captain Marvil by redoing it as porn?
Posted by: Paladin at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (GsJMP)

Original cut of Payback is fine. Director's cut is a different animal. Props to Gibson for putting it out on his dime.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

382 There Will be Blood and Looking For Mr Goodbar are my choices for the worst critically acclaimed movies ever.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (ODaO0)

383
Did Black Panther characters speak in dialect???

Unfortunately, Barbara Billingsley was unavailable to translate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2019 05:18 PM (aKsyK)

384 I'm amazed black people aren't embarrassed that they are being pandered to almost like they are retarded. But they almost revel in it and just demand more hand outs.
Obviously that's not all of them, but I would say most.
Posted by: Blago at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (UfkIY)

It's the Steve Sailer theory that once blacks win an award they should always win the award. Hence they complain with Beyonce doesn't win enough Grammy's again.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:18 PM (J70i0)

385 GRRL! FLIES!

Shoots FLASERS and PHOTOBEANS out of her HANDS. At bad guys...

GRRL!


Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:18 PM (LL1Be)

386 LOL, Matt Gaetz just cautioned Cohen about his "past" and what might come out during the testimony... it includes past girl friends... The dems are pissing their pants saying it's intimidating a witness... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:18 PM (O2RFr)

387 Most painful movie ever dragged to... Mama Mia!!
I am still traumatized...

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (90T4r)

388 Shoots FLASERS and PHOTOBEANS out of her HANDS.


Pictures of legumes?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (eg609)

389 Gal Gadot, in my humble opinion, has the goods to become a certified Hollywood Star. She's beautiful, but also graceful. Has an appeal that can reach Mom, Dad, and the Kids. If she hasn't been type-cast, I'd like to see her act in something more serious.

She reminds me of those great actresses from those 40s to 60s.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (Gq2N2)

390 382 I liked Overlord.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (4e+hS)

Couldn't get past the casting.

Black paratrooper in WW2?
The chick with the flamethrower?

I just can't reward that kind of checkbox casting in a period piece.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK8)

391 Boring movies? A Star Is Born.

Will they get it right on the fifth remake? Stay tuned.

Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (wxZSX)

392
There Will be Blood and Looking For Mr Goodbar are my choices for the worst critically acclaimed movies ever.


Also, No Country For Old Men, Bridges Of Madison County, and Gangs Of New York.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (OLaIa)

393 Watching Dirty Dozen on TMC now.

I heard they were going to do an all female remake.

Melissa McCarthy as the Chateau

Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (8ikIW)

394 Amtrak train with 183 people on board has been stranded in Oregon snow for 36 hours

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/322875/

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)

395 Aquaman I can't explain.

...Jason Mamoa makes all the ladies ovulate

The hot red-head and Nichole Kidman bring in the XY crowd.

and it was just dumb fun...the way comic books should be. Friggin' laser sharks, yo!

Posted by: mrshad at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (kkNqO)

396 I liked Overlord.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (4e+hS)

Can't get beyond anachronistic black paratroopers. Yes, I know zombie movie. Still, with the constant rewrite of history, it sticks in my craw.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (J70i0)

397 >>worst critically acclaimed movies ever.


There can be only one


THE GODFATHER


Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (h+jLQ)

398 I recall Mel Gibson's "Payback" was a train wreck,

Posted by: Paladin at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (GsJMP)


I liked Payback, a lot. Excellent movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (97qI7)

399 389 Most painful movie ever dragged to... Mama Mia!!
I am still traumatized...

Agreed... Another painful movie was that weird Shape of water with the woman having sex with the creature from the black lagoon

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (O2RFr)

400 Can't get beyond anachronistic black paratroopers. Yes, I know zombie movie. Still, with the constant rewrite of history, it sticks in my craw.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (J70i0)

:fistbump:

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK8)

401 There Will be Blood and Looking For Mr Goodbar are my choices for the worst critically acclaimed movies ever.



I drink your milkshake!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (XAbde)

402 Burning books works, right?

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (uEbPt)

403 There Will be Blood and Looking For Mr Goodbar are my choices for the worst critically acclaimed movies ever.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (ODaO0)

It's cliche but Shakespeare in Love and The English Patient were overrated. I agree abotu There Will be Blood. Ok I get it, the guy can act But what an abomination was that film.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (n13/j)

404 Most painful movie ever dragged to... Mama Mia!!
I am still traumatized...
Posted by: kraken


The wife knows better. No Cher.
No Jane Fonda. No excuses.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (eg609)

405 For all you space freaks, Fandango says there's an upcoming documentary called "Chesley Bonestell: A Brush with the Future".

I don't see any listings in my area yet, but hopefully soon.

http://www.chesleybonestell.com/trailer.html

Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (kQs4Y)

406 Couldn't get past the casting. Black paratrooper in WW2?
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That ended it for me, too. About three minutes in.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (hjaPQ)

407 There Will be Blood and Looking For Mr Goodbar are my choices for the worst critically acclaimed movies ever.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (ODaO0)

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+1. Forget about the critical acclaim. Even in a vacuum, I hated There Will Be Blood more than movie I've ever seen. Nothing even comes close. It's absolutely wretched.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (AzW6q)

408 Ace, I'm just reporting what he said. And he said he's not seeing Captain Marvel either, I think. No one has to see anything, especially when the main actress of the film actively hates you.

But we know Captain Marvel will be a huge presence in Endgame, so going to see her movie as a lead up to Endgame makes sense. The hardcore geeks will make the trek. Casual moviegoers and those fans turned off by Brie's antics will pass. As they should.

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (hvf9s)

409 But Enchantress was way cooler/sexier/spookier than Scarlet Witch and the pyromanic guy was better written and acted than anyone else in the film.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK

What was the purpose of making the Government agency woman a psychotic murderer like it was normal?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (ODaO0)

410 Someone needs to clone Nichole Kidman.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (XAbde)

411
Brie Larson

Named after cheese.

Why?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (1QPtT)

412 worst critically acclaimed movies ever.

Any homo/transvestite/transsexual crap.

Yeah ... "edgy" ... LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (97qI7)

413 It sucks!
Elaine Benes watching The English Patient

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (BXMxN)

414 Wow - I liked No Country For Old Men quite a bit.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (Gq2N2)

415 Wonder Woman got by on Gal Godot's charm but the plot was generic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (oVJmc)

416 Any homo/transvestite/transsexual crap.


Except for To Wong Foo thanks for everything and the Bird cage

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (O2RFr)

417 It's cliche but Shakespeare in Love and The English Patient were overrated.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (n13/j)


The English Patient was unwatchable.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (97qI7)

418 The hardcore geeks will make the trek.

The hardcore geeks will download that pile of shit.
As they should.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (LL1Be)

419 Overrated crap from my youth:

Kids

Requiem For A Dream

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

420 "The dems are pissing their pants saying it's intimidating a witness... LOL"


And by Dems you mean Ben Shapiro and Erik Erickson. The gutless duo.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (Mr80f)

421 411 But Enchantress was way cooler/sexier/spookier than Scarlet Witch and the pyromanic guy was better written and acted than anyone else in the film.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK

What was the purpose of making the Government agency woman a psychotic murderer like it was normal?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (ODaO0)

Accidental truth?

Amanda Waller is worse than SOME of the villains on the Squad. Same thing in the comics. She's really, really not a good person or even doing good things, often.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (bcbK8)

422 Most painful movie ever dragged to... Mama Mia!!

I am still traumatized...

Posted by: kraken

You should see Summer Lovers. Mama Mia was about Greece right? So was Summer Lovers and it was good.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (n13/j)

423 Yeah... The Bird Cage was funny as hell.... Hank Azaria is a riot....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (90T4r)

424
Oh fark, I forgot the title!

Chariots Of Fire!!

Total garbage.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (OLaIa)

425 Wonder Woman got by on Gal Godot's charm but the plot was generic.


It was just a rushed backstory so they could have her character in Justice League.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (XAbde)

426 There Will be Blood and Looking For Mr Goodbar are my choices for the worst critically acclaimed movies ever.


The Big Chill.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

427 Gwenyth Paltrow is Shakespeare in Love was nauseating. Nausea inducing? Nausea causing? Whatever.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (jUVms)

428
413
Brie Larson

Named after cheese.

Why?


dunno, but "lars on brie" would be a good name for a foodie youtube channel.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (sGtp+)

429 Anyone seen "Evil Roy Slade"


it's a fave in the ratched household.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (d7Ww2)

430
or...

Harry Hamlin in...

Clash Of The Titans!

It was like that old Sinbad movie, but boring.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (OLaIa)

431 But Enchantress was way cooler/sexier/spookier than Scarlet Witch

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Ahhhh. Butt Enchantress!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)

432 The fact it got a bunch of oscar nominations including best picture is laughable
+++

Black Panther got a Best Picture nom?!?!
My word, I didn't know that.
No. Words...

Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (B5K06)

433 426 But it had that music....

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (BXMxN)

434 Gwenyth Paltrow is Shakespeare in Love was nauseating. Nausea inducing? Nausea causing? Whatever.
======

Yeah, that was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And she won a fucking Oscar for that mess.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (JcXHH)

435 >>Chariots Of Fire


It's no The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (h+jLQ)

436 Chariots Of Fire!!

Total garbage.




Savage! That had Alice Krige still in her prime. Well, not Ghost Story prime but still hot.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (XAbde)

437 Inventing the Abbotts had two good points....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (90T4r)

438 409 There Will be Blood and Looking For Mr Goodbar are my choices for the worst critically acclaimed movies ever.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (ODaO0)

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+1. Forget about the critical acclaim. Even in a vacuum, I hated There Will Be Blood more than movie I've ever seen. Nothing even comes close. It's absolutely wretched.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (AzW6q)

It has a truly great performance by DDL in it. And I like how the grifter at the end got beaten to death with a bowling pin.

'I'm finished'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (bcbK8)

439

No Country For the Bridges of New York

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (aKsyK)

440 dunno, but "lars on brie" would be a good name for a foodie youtube channel.
Posted by: Anachronda


Or a pron hub page.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (eg609)

441 394
There Will be Blood and Looking For Mr Goodbar are my choices for the worst critically acclaimed movies ever.


Also, No Country For Old Men, Bridges Of Madison County, and Gangs Of New York.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (OLaIa)

No Country For Old Men was actually kind of complex once you got past some of the ridiculous bits. There Will Be Blood quite literally put me to sleep. Bridges of Madison County is a good way to destroy what little testosterone I have left. Haven't seen the others.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (RD7QR)

442 I want Captain Marvel to be good. I want it to be fun. I don't want to even know by social osmosis that Brie is pushing a feminist line. I don't care who she is and don't want to.

But all my "wants" aside, any time liking a movie becomes a *moral* question, it's just all pretty much over. It just is.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (BD/yx)

443 Except for To Wong Foo thanks for everything and the Bird cage

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (O2RFr)


Never saw To Wong Foo ... never even thought of watching it ...

Every copy of The Bird Cage (in whatever language) should be burned and everyone who worked on it barred from civilization. It was awful. Typical fag-camp.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (97qI7)

444 389
Most painful movie ever dragged to... Mama Mia!!

I am still traumatized...

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (90T4r)

+++
I believe you and take your word for it. Never had any desire to see this film.Suspected it was a doozy.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (aWjrD)

445 433 But Enchantress was way cooler/sexier/spookier than Scarlet Witch

-
Ahhhh. Butt Enchantress!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)

She's all wiggly in the movie.

Stupid, but boner fuel all the same.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (bcbK8)

446 Ahhhh. Butt Enchantress!
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You called?

Posted by: Shep! at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (JcXHH)

447 I liked Chariots of Fire.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (AllCR)

448 Movie where every man cried throughout? I saw Saving Pvt. Ryan with a bunch of other veterans; we cried our asses off.

Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (gmo/4)

449 412
Someone needs to clone Nichole Kidman.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (XAbde)

I volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (t6MX/)

450
Yeah, that was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And she won a fucking Oscar for that mess.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (JcXHH

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Her and Weinstein were close. He bought her the Oscar.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (jUVms)

451 Let's not overlook The English Patient.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (+y/Ru)

452 Yeah... The Bird Cage was funny as hell.... Hank Azaria is a riot....
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (90T4r)

Hank Azaria surprised the hell out of me in Along Came Polly. ace needs to have him be a guest commentator on a Gainzzz post.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (ODaO0)

453
The Piano!!

Stick your piano up Roberto Benini's ass!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (OLaIa)

454 Any homo/transvestite/transsexual crap.

Yeah ... "edgy" ... LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (97qI7)

Any movie that is social conscious. They age horribly.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (J70i0)

455 Requiem For A Dream

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)


I rate Requiem For A Dream as "Great". One of the best movies ever made.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (97qI7)

456 Never saw To Wong Foo ... never even thought of watching it ...


It's funny... Though I'm not sure it's supposed to be

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (O2RFr)

457 Clash of the Titans will always have a special place in my heart.

The old man finally gave in and paid for cable. That shit was on about six times a day. And we took that remote, with the cord that attached it to the box on the TV, and slid that channel selector (slowly, so as not to break it) at least once every twenty-four hours.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (Gq2N2)

458 Ya know, I've never really thought about it, but making something that sucks as much as There Will Be Blood is kind of an achievement. I don';t think you can get there by accident - you have to truly strive for that kind of Excellence In Being Terrible In Every Single Way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (AzW6q)

459 Also, No Country For Old Men, Bridges Of Madison County, and Gangs Of New York.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (OLaIa)

No Country For Old Men was actually kind of complex once you got past some of the ridiculous bits. There Will Be Blood quite literally put me to sleep. Bridges of Madison County is a good way to destroy what little testosterone I have left. Haven't seen the others.
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (RD7QR)

Morally, I hate No Country for Good Men. It's anti-heroic. I really, really hate it.

Cormac McCarthy sucks cocks in Hell

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK8)

460 Gal Gadot is the girl you want to take home to meet mom if you could only trust dad.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (0tfLf)

461 Dr Zhivago, yuk.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (4e+hS)

462 Someone needs to clone Nichole Kidman.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (XAbde)

I volunteer as tribute.
Posted by: flounder

That's NOT how you clone her!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (eg609)

463 >>The Piano!!


Oh, God.

That might be the last Movie I saw in a Theatre.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (h+jLQ)

464 >>> Why Brie Larson? Who did she bang for this job? It's over her abilities and, evidently, personality.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (jUVms)

Won an Oscar for The Room, I believe around the time they were Casting Capt Marvel. I saw it, she was admittedly very soulful and good in it. I remember thinking it was a smart get by Marvel at the time.
Then I saw the trailers, and how wooden and over-stoic, anti-charismatic she seems to be playing the character. Terrible choice. Marvel is usually good at their casting choices, but they may have laid an egg this time. We'll see. (Or not if no one goes, lol.)

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (hvf9s)

465
Anyone seen "Evil Roy Slade"

it's a fave in the ratched household.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Are your shoes too big?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (aKsyK)

466 It has a truly great performance by DDL in it.

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Indeed. Even that couldn't save it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (AzW6q)

467 "Black Panther got a Best Picture nom?!?! "

It wasn't a bad movie.
But it certainly wasn't great.
The MC didn't evolve in any meaningful way. He was a good guy that wanted his xenophobic nation to change, then he was awarded with total power for being a good guy, and he forced his xenophobic nation to change.

Yay!

I don't regret watching it, but I would only watch it again if nothing else were on.

Posted by: mrshad at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (kkNqO)

468 I think my final split from the critics was American Beauty. They adored it. I thought it was puke worthy.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (aWjrD)

469 I liked Chariots of Fire.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (AllCR)


Very good movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (97qI7)

470
But it had that music....


That's overrated crap, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (OLaIa)

471 Cormac McCarthy is incomprehensible, as a writer.... hell would be condemned to reading McCarthy, forever...

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (90T4r)

472 Every copy of The Bird Cage (in whatever language) should be burned and everyone who worked on it barred from civilization. It was awful. Typical fag-camp.
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I knew it would be, so I made no effort to see it. Come to think of it, that's how I approach most movies now. I know most of them are trash just from the way they're promoted.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (hjaPQ)

473 Morally, I hate No Country for Good Men. It's anti-heroic. I really, really hate it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK


Tell me your thoughts about The Road.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (Gq2N2)

474 Black Panther got a Best Picture nom?!?!
My word, I didn't know that.
No. Words...
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (B5K06)

They expanded the number of Best Picture nominations a few years back. There is almost always some popular movie on there. It's an attempt to get eyeballs.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (J70i0)

475 Morally, I hate No Country for Good Men. It's anti-heroic. I really, really hate it.

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The nihilism ruined it for me too.

I could tell it was a good movie, but it left a real bad taste in my mouth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (AzW6q)

476 My wife took our son to see The Piano.... hilarity ensued....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (90T4r)

477 They'll be busing in girls to see this for free everywhere and just buying up millions of tickets online (that won't be used) in order to drive up this movie's box office. Wouldn't be surprised if this didn't outperform the Avengers movie like Black Panther did.

Posted by: beroat at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (gJAok)

478 Tell me your thoughts about The Road.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (Gq2N2)

Depressing with a contrived ending.

Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (J70i0)

479 453 Let's not overlook The English Patient.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (+y/Ru)

Everyone should overlook The English Patient unless they love Nazis or they need to sleep.

Same with The Reader.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK8)

480 Matt Gaetz is suggesting Cohen fell his wife and family about his girlfriends before he testifies bc some interesting information will be coming out.


Hmmmm.



Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (MAstk)

481 You want schmaltzy crap? Under the Tuscan Sun

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)

482 The Piano sucked

The Pianist was very good

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (ODaO0)

483 Lara Croft was an empowered female character, who's mammiform protuberances meant nothing to her success.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (DMUuz)

484 Tell me your thoughts about The Road.


Blood Meridian was the last book I read of his. I just couldn't take it any more.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (XAbde)

485 I always though brie larson was a dairy crime

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (jlF4w)

486 Tell me your thoughts about The Road.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (Gq2N2)


Could have been good but it was, sadly, pointless.

However, compared to Bird Box it was a masterpiece.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (97qI7)

487 The Piano sucked

The Pianist was very good



Did someone say 'suck pianist?'

Posted by: Shep! at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

488 All movies suck.
Waste of money.
Waste of time.
People who hate me pretending to be other people, who also hate me, telling me how I should hate myself.

Fuck movies.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (LL1Be)

489 You want schmaltzy crap? Under the Tuscan Sun
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)


Didn't watch it ... but Diane Lane was always easy on my eyes.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (Gq2N2)

490 Gerri


Casey Affleck should br drawn and quartered for that piece of shit.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (h+jLQ)

491 471 I think my final split from the critics was American Beauty. They adored it. I thought it was puke worthy.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (aWjrD)

When it ended I was incredulous that the director had foisted that on us. It was an open act of contempt.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (RD7QR)

492 476 Morally, I hate No Country for Good Men. It's anti-heroic. I really, really hate it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK

Tell me your thoughts about The Road.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (Gq2N2)

I've seen zombie porn and semi-snuff films that were more morally uplifting and enjoyable movie experiences.

The books are worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

493 Everyone should overlook The English Patient unless they love Nazis or they need to sleep.

I took my mom to see that. I think I did indeed fall asleep.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)

494 However, compared to Bird Box it was a masterpiece.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (97qI7)

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I haven't seen that one. People seem to love it or hate it. Polarizing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (AzW6q)

495 "The English Patient was unwatchable.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair"


You're fired!!!

Posted by: J Peterman at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (OD2ni)

496 The English Patient was unwatchable.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

+++

I HATED that movie. Hated it. Glorification of extra-marital sex. Awful.

Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (B5K06)

497 Same with The Reader.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK

The Reader is only good if you still held on to your older woman fantasy you had as a kid.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (ODaO0)

498 492 You want schmaltzy crap? Under the Tuscan Sun
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)

Didn't watch it ... but Diane Lane was always easy on my eyes.

Nothing at all like the book... They had to incorporate a lesbian couple etc.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (O2RFr)

499 I saw Saving Pvt. Ryan with a bunch of other veterans; we cried our asses off.
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (gmo/4)

First time I saw that, it hit me harder than any movie ever had previously, even Where the Red Fern Grows. I left the theater sat in my car and blubbered for about fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (xPJvm)

500 486 Lara Croft was an empowered female character, who's mammiform protuberances meant nothing to her success.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (DMUuz)

You're half right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (bcbK8)

501 "The Postman" was unwatchable

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (d7Ww2)

502 Then I saw the trailers, and how wooden and over-stoic, anti-charismatic she seems to be playing the character. Terrible choice. Marvel is usually good at their casting choices, but they may have laid an egg this time. We'll see. (Or not if no one goes, lol.)


As I understand it, that's what the comic character is like.

Posted by: Shep! at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (oVJmc)

503 You want schmaltzy crap? Under the Tuscan Sun

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)


Yeah ... but it's Diane Lane so it gets a pass.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (97qI7)

504 Stanley Donen directed Saturn 3.That one shocked the hell out of me.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (BXMxN)

505 The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

Blech.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (eg609)

506 Waterworld.... that is all....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (90T4r)

507 The Pianist was a excellent Movie about the Holocaust. Better than Schindler's List

Posted by: Jonah at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (HrSJb)

508 My To Watch List ( )

Posted by: PhilDirt at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (/we70)

509 500 Same with The Reader.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK

The Reader is only good if you still held on to your older woman fantasy you had as a kid.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (ODaO0)

I have the thing for older women, always have.

But the Reader is morally repugnant.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (bcbK8)

510 You want schmaltzy crap? Under the Tuscan Sun
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)


Under the Tusken Suns was pure Sandpeople propaganda.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (t+qrx)

511 "The Postman" was unwatchable


It was a better book. Slightly better.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (XAbde)

512 Ford Lincoln Mercury!

Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (gmo/4)

513 Just download the trailers and watch them.


The resulting movie your imagination creates will be way better than the real thing.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (LL1Be)

514 As I understand it, that's what the comic character is like.
Posted by: Shep! at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (oVJmc)
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Some comic geeks in my office described her as a superhero none of the other superheroes like.

Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (kQs4Y)

515 Morally, I hate No Country for Good Men. It's anti-heroic. I really, really hate it

-
I was a deputy district attorney and having a hard time. It's very emotionally trying swimming in the sewer of crime all the time. I went to NCFOM hoping to recharge my crime-fighting batteries and what I got is there's too much too evil out there. Give up now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)

516 Cormac McCarthy sucks cocks in Hell

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK

It was one of his worst books. You probably would not like it because he definitely is dark and is anti-hero in many ways as you say. But a good book from McCarthy is All the Pretty Horses. Don't get me started on the movie because it is about the worst piece of film I have ever seen

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (n13/j)

517 Stop talking about the damn desert and just die already.Die!
Elaine Benes watching The English Patient

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (BXMxN)

518 The Postman did one thing very, very well-- it ended Costner's career, and for that we thank it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

519 518 Morally, I hate No Country for Good Men. It's anti-heroic. I really, really hate it

-
I was a deputy district attorney and having a hard time. It's very emotionally trying swimming in the sewer of crime all the time. I went to NCFOM hoping to recharge my crime-fighting batteries and what I got is there's too much too evil out there. Give up now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)

Sicario tells that story better. And bad guys eat bullets in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK8)

520 They just can't resist keeping their thumb on the scale.

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (XmV7U)

521 -
--
Cormac McCarthy sucks cocks in Hell

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He's still alive.

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Then he's going to a lot of trouble to suck cocks down there. He must really like it.

Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (RVcmP)

522 >>> Except for To Wong Foo thanks for everything and the Bird cage

I adore Too Wong Foo. Like My Cousin Vinnie, one of the few films that to me has a perfectly written classic-style script. Perfectly written and plotted character arcs. And both have a brilliant marriage of perfectly cast actors bringing great material to life.

Still have not seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert yet! I denounce myself. Dumplin' is also a good "drag" film of sorts. But its main drag queen also acted on Lost and I kept wanting him to scream WAAAALT! the whole time, lol.

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (hvf9s)

523 Gerri


Casey Affleck should br drawn and quartered for that piece of shit.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (h+jLQ)

But given an Oscar for The Killer Inside Me. Not my preference but I think it's one of the best of the Dark film genre.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (ODaO0)

524 The 2nd comment was the thread winner.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (0OmEj)

525 Sicario tells that story better.



+1

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (XAbde)

526 But a good book from McCarthy is All the Pretty Horses. Don't get me started on the movie because it is about the worst piece of film I have ever seen
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (n13/j)

See, that's the book that fooled me into reading more Cormac McCarthy. I learned, but it was a long, hard, ugly lesson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK8)

527 "All movies suck.
Waste of money.
Waste of time.
People who hate me pretending to be other people, who also hate me, telling me how I should hate myself.

Fuck movies."

Alright...but that isn't particularly helpful, is it?

You could say that about anything.

Music sucks...just a bunch of pampered, no talent hacks that hate everything of values.

Literature sucks...authors are lonely perverts who force their sick fantasies on us through words rather than images.

Cars suck. Politically connected assholes look for ways to jack up the prices with useless government mandates so they can pay their fat, lazy union workers and still make a huge profit.

Yeah, you can no participate in the culture war...but it is the same as surrender (and just about as fun).

Posted by: mrshad at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (kkNqO)

528 Sicario is a five star movie... recommend to all.... along with Hell or High Water....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (90T4r)

529 It also doesn't help that Larson has been trashing her core-audience for weeks now. She's said stuff about "white dudes" that would get her fired and perma-banned in H-wood if she said it about any other group.
You don't piss off your audience before you get their money.

Posted by: Iblis at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (iJhOL)

530 Dances with Wolves started out so great and turned to shite. They didn't have to make the Indians into inerrant Gods and the Americans into complete doofuses. I love the first hour or so of that movie.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (n13/j)

531 Sicario tells that story better. And bad guys eat bullets in it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK

Sicario was harsh. Never saw NCFOM. Sicario was good, though. Just really brutal.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (BD/yx)

532 Waterworld.... that is all....


Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM


Waterworld is ok. It's a fun flick that is saved with epic level scene chewing by Dennis Fucking Hopper.

Posted by: otho at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (LkFnL)

533 496 Everyone should overlook The English Patient unless they love Nazis or they need to sleep.

I took my mom to see that. I think I did indeed fall asleep.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)

The wife and I spent the last 30 minutes of the movie mocking it MST3K style. It was that bad.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (RD7QR)

534 Sicario is a five star movie... recommend to all.... along with Hell or High Water....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (90T4r)


Sicario - yes, yes, yes!

Hell or High Water - no, no, no!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (97qI7)

535 I've seen zombie porn and semi-snuff films that were more morally
uplifting and enjoyable movie experiences.


I like a good movie, with a tight plot, even if the guys I like lose. Of course, I like the anti-hero.

Cool Hand Luke. Even something as recent as Heat. As far as I'm concerned, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is just an unhappy ending played backward. And I've watched that one several times.

Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (Gq2N2)

536 534 Sicario tells that story better. And bad guys eat bullets in it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK

Sicario was harsh. Never saw NCFOM. Sicario was good, though. Just really brutal.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (BD/yx)

"You are not a wolf. And this is the land of wolves, now."

Yes. But I loved the clarity of it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK8)

537 464
Someone needs to clone Nichole Kidman.



Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (XAbde)



I volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: flounder



That's NOT how you clone her!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (eg609)

Beg to differ. That's how I do it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (t6MX/)

538 By what year was the world covered in water in Waterworld?I feel like I should have needed gills years ago...

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (BXMxN)

539 I've recently watched two of the Maigret movies with Rowan Atkinson.


I'm not sure what the character is supposed to be like (re the books), but Atkinson is very, very good in a dramatic role.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

540 If I was Josh Brolin, I'd be wary of Sicario III: The Emgettingevening

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (XAbde)

541 The Road had a happy ending No?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (ODaO0)

542 Alright...but that isn't particularly helpful, is it?

No quite right , old bean! Cheerio and off to the cinema to get a dose of Socialist mind-poison and propaganda, eh wot??

Watch whatever you want champ. I haven't paid for a movie since Rocky 2.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (LL1Be)

543 But a good book from McCarthy is All the Pretty
Horses. Don't get me started on the movie because it is about the worst
piece of film I have ever seen

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (n13/j)



See, that's the book that fooled me into reading more Cormac McCarthy. I learned, but it was a long, hard, ugly lesson.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK

I see what you are getting at. They get darker and darker. Even the second ins the border trilogy "the crossing" is a hard slog. I am glad I read it though.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:39 PM (n13/j)

544 537 Sicario is a five star movie... recommend to all.... along with Hell or High Water....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (90T4r)

Sicario - yes, yes, yes!

Hell or High Water - no, no, no!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (97qI7)

Heh heh heh.... guess that's why they make more than one movie....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:40 PM (90T4r)

545 542
I've recently watched two of the Maigret movies with Rowan Atkinson.





I'm not sure what the character is supposed to be like (re the books), but Atkinson is very, very good in a dramatic role.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

+++
Really? I did not know he did any serious acting. I'll have to check them out.Interesting.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:40 PM (aWjrD)

546 544 The Road had a happy ending No?

Well...*hopeful* maybe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 26, 2019 05:40 PM (DQjsT)

547 Music sucks...just a bunch of pampered, no talent hacks that hate everything of values.

Posted by: mrshad at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (kkNqO)


You're doing it wrong.


The Guess Who - American Woman

https://youtu.be/9uf6EY2BZBw

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:40 PM (t6MX/)

548 The Road had a happy ending No?


The world needs dentists.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (XAbde)

549 Hostiles - I so wanted it to be good it was so SJW bad.

Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

550 Please take my hard-earned money for your SJW shit-flicks, Mr. Disney.

PLEASE?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (LL1Be)

551 Somebody did a post the other day which another poster said was in the style of Cormac McCarthy. It had run on sentences,was quite confusing, and sounded like the guy was on speed. I have never read anything by Cormac McCarthy; If that's his writing style I don't want to read his work. What's the big deal about him?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (AllCR)

552 Is this an apple or a banana?

CNN International
@cnni
Monica Lewinsky became a household name 20 years before the #MeToo movement. Looking back, CNN Chief Political Correspondent Dana Bash says the media ultimately failed the White House intern.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (+y/Ru)

553 Best Ace movie review evah!

Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (14URa)

554 The last movie I saw in the theater was 'Serenity '. That was 2002 or 03? A while ago.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (f9vzp)

555 Maigret is online with BritBox.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (PkIg+)

556 I like Cormac McCarthy.

however, if you've read one of his books, you've read them all, pretty much.

I liked the picture of the Texas plains and the cowboys.

but mostly the cowboys....

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)

557 What's the big deal about him?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (AllCR)

--------

Suburban housewives say they like McCarthy so the other "ladies who lunch" will think them profound.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (AzW6q)

558 The Last of the Mohicans was a good film, especially if you are a hopeless romantic like me.

Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)

559 What's the big deal about him?


He tells a good tale without bothering to explain anything. Things and people just are. Mostly bad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (XAbde)

560 American Women and Signs are two of the most anti American songs ever IMHO.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (ODaO0)

561 417 Wonder Woman got by on Gal Godot's charm but the plot was generic.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (oVJmc)


I'll honestly take generic in a comic book movie. It's mass for mass appeal. And for most of the characters they have a defined backstory that you don't want to fuck around too much with. When you do you get man of steel

Posted by: Buzzion at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (WaxcS)

562 Nood btw

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (BXMxN)

563 Well at least Red Letter Media will Review it fairly.

Posted by: WR at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (O9JR8)

564 Now and then I'll watch an old Buster Keaton on the YouTube. He was an insanely incredible stunt man and still the king after almost 100 years.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (aWjrD)

565 NOOOD

Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (q177U)

566 No idea who Brie Larso his so I did a search. Definitely not kidding about that Resting Bitch Face. I think she defines it.


She apparently is obsessed about more diversity in movies etc... (as if it was impossible to find actors of color). Well, that can be easily arranged for you.

Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (MxEKc)

567 I like movies as much as any normal person. I hear of very few movies I want to see any more and see even fewer. Rotten tomatoes has been useless for quite a long time. Meh this is another movie I won't bother too see.


Mrs. kim and I watched Reality bites last night on amazon prime. It was our first date movie 25 years ago yesterday, it still sucks 25 years later.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 26, 2019 05:44 PM (0OmEj)

568 Maigret is online with BritBox.


I was watching them on Dailymotion.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:44 PM (oVJmc)

569 >>> @cnni
Monica Lewinsky became a household name 20 years before the #MeToo movement. Looking back, CNN Chief Political Correspondent Dana Bash says the media ultimately failed the White House intern.

So CNN was on the Wrong Side of History?

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:44 PM (hvf9s)

570
The Last of the Mohicans was a good film, especially if you are a hopeless romantic like me.

Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)

Too bad they did not shoot the film in the Adirondacks.

Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:44 PM (gmo/4)

571 -
--
I like Cormac McCarthy.



however, if you've read one of his books, you've read them all, pretty much.



I liked the picture of the Texas plains and the cowboys.



but mostly the cowboys....


Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM

------------------

That's because, in the books, you can't smell them.

Posted by: the horses, wrinkling their noses at February 26, 2019 05:45 PM (RVcmP)

572 542 I've recently watched two of the Maigret movies with Rowan Atkinson.


I'm not sure what the character is supposed to be like (re the books), but Atkinson is very, very good in a dramatic role.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

He's very good in that show. Unfortunately, there were only 2 seasons of it.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2019 05:45 PM (cF8AT)

573 Waterworld.... that is all....

Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (90T4r)
..........

What? You didn't like the crazy jet ski pirates? Or the end with the hot mom and cute kid and a beautiful island then he bails back out to sea? Because that was totally believable.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

574 She apparently is obsessed about more diversity in movies etc... (as if it was impossible to find actors of color). Well, that can be easily arranged for you.
Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (MxEKc)

Didn't see her pass on her extremely "white" career, did we?

Diversity so long as she gets the lead? What?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 26, 2019 05:46 PM (BD/yx)

575 Hello, Rotten Tomatoes. Would you like to borrow "Courage" for a bit? I could let you have it for, say, a buck-fifty for three months. Then the price doubles. Send me a memo if you're interested.

Posted by: Dan Rather at February 26, 2019 05:46 PM (6eEQ+)

576 Somebody did a post the other day which another
poster said was in the style of Cormac McCarthy. It had run on
sentences,was quite confusing, and sounded like the guy was on speed. I
have never read anything by Cormac McCarthy; If that's his writing
style I don't want to read his work. What's the big deal about him?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (AllCR)

His books are pretty interesting. His most famous book is Blood Meridian but his best is All the Pretty Horses. Some might call it pretentious and overwrought but his writing style is unique. Particularly in Blood Meridian, on one page he is doing old west vernacular and the next it is more like the King James Bible.

I think one of the big deals about him is that he is a recluse that almost never gives interviews or explains his works. He came into the national spotlight with the movies No Country For Old Men and later for The Road.

Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:47 PM (n13/j)

577 575 542 I've recently watched two of the Maigret movies with Rowan Atkinson.


I'm not sure what the character is supposed to be like (re the books), but Atkinson is very, very good in a dramatic role.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

He's very good in that show. Unfortunately, there were only 2 seasons of it.
Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2019 05:45 PM (cF8AT)

That's on my to-watch list, starting tonight!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:48 PM (bcbK8)

578 Has anyone watched the Australian series 'Rake'? It's pretty good. If we had an Aussie Moron lawyer among us, this show would be about him.

Seasons 1 - 4 were good. Season 5 (last season) got a little too political.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2019 05:52 PM (cF8AT)

579 I've recently watched two of the Maigret movies with Rowan Atkinson.





I'm not sure what the character is supposed to be like (re the books), but Atkinson is very, very good in a dramatic role.



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM


I saw only one episode not too long ago. I was pleasantly surprised by how well Atkinson did in a dramatic role. I'll have to watch the others when I get the chance.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2019 05:54 PM (p+Wdc)

580 "Original cut of Payback is fine. Director's cut is a different animal. Props to Gibson for putting it out on his dime.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK"


Nah, fuck that. He's a rude man.

Posted by: Sugartits. at February 26, 2019 05:54 PM (2vhg2)

581 502 3 comments on Private Ryan, as a combat veteran with 32 years in uniform:

1. The plot was ridiculous, although it did highlight how much personnel accountability has improved since WWII. After my dad was released from the hospital, he spent 6 weeks trying to get to his unit, catching rides on trucks heading forward to the last place anyone had heard that they were. I have to think that there were thousands like him.
2. The first 20 minutes bothered me a lot. For the next several days I heard the ping of bullets hitting the metal obstacles.
3. The best scene in the movie is when Captain Miller comes to the battalion CP to get the Ryan mission after having just lost his company. He looks around and notices there's one guy shaving and another making coffee. You just know that he is beyond contempt for the headquarters pukes. I hope the technical advisors fought for those few seconds of film, because I can't see a civilian even conceiving what it all means.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 26, 2019 05:56 PM (S8ZhK)

582 Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (ODaO0)

don't know your age but at the time, they were anti establishment more than anti american. Just sayin'.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 26, 2019 05:59 PM (uin19)

583 388
LOL, Matt Gaetz just cautioned Cohen about his "past" and what might
come out during the testimony... it includes past girl friends... The
dems are pissing their pants saying it's intimidating a witness... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:18 PM (O2RFr)


Attorney Client privilege. How does that work, exactly?
Tell the attorney your secrets, and he blabs them in front of Congress, run by the opposite party.

Is that about right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 26, 2019 06:02 PM (sy5kK)

584 To Wong Foo is a hoot. Wesley Snipes is hilarious.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 26, 2019 06:21 PM (vv8pr)

585 What's an incel?

Posted by: Soothsayer

Hopefully, the location of all of Jussie Smollett's hook-ups for at least the next three years.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 26, 2019 06:25 PM (tkyK5)

586 #343, I actually enjoyed Suicide Squad. Yeah, Margot Robbie is God tier eye candy, but she moved well and fought well.

Really it was Rick Flagg that did it for me. Stressed, depressed, quotable... "I'm a soldier, you're a serial killer who takes credit cards."

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at February 26, 2019 06:51 PM (MTy1B)

587 I'm a long time conserative, a long time comic fan, and I plan on seeing Capt. Marvel. "But the SJWs!" Tony Stark is a hetero white male. So are Steve Rogers and Peter Quill. Tchalla is black but otherwise the same. This may change in the comics but that is temporary and easy to change. Movies are not and I'm only going to panic when Clint Barton starts wearing a skirt.

Posted by: Hurricane567 at February 26, 2019 06:54 PM (gyitC)

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