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"Want to See" Rating for NPC-Fave Captain Marvel Plunges to 28%, So Rotten Tomatoes... Deletes The Entire Want-To-See Score From Every Movie On Its Site as a Favor to NPCs and Disney
The "Want to See" score is just what it sounds like -- a rating of whether people are or are not interested in seeing a movie.
Captain Marvel is pushing SJW identity politics, and "star," the flat-assed Resting Bitch Face block of wood Brie Larson can't stop talking about how much she disdains White Men. So the "Want to See" score has dropped a lot in the last few weeks. But don't worry -- Rotten Tomatoes' cowardly leaders are ready to be A HERO for Disney and nuke the rating from orbit. I hear that this Doctor was one of the feminists complaining to Rotten Tomatoes:
Disney really has you by the balls, doesn’t it @RottenTomatoes? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/wpEdIXMR9u
— 𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 (@DCDownUnder) February 26, 2019
When Disney pays @RottenTomatoes to get rid of negative press... But forget we can do this... #CaptainMarvel pic.twitter.com/yeMPJmFA2k
— It's Beany (@TMcManus2000) February 26, 2019
Seems that Rotten Tomatoes is doing damage control for their corporate masters. As the "Interested In Seeing" score for Captain Marvel PLUMMETED TO 32%, RT SHUT DOWN THAT CALCULATION for the WHOLE SITE to STOP THE SLIDE! Ask not for whom the shill shills; it shills for Disney. 🤖 pic.twitter.com/5Gykd33cea
— Doomcock (@doomcock) February 26, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:29 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 04:30 PM (LL1Be)
1 Disney should sew Brie Larson's mouth shut.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:29 PM (Mouru)
I read "sew" as "sue."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 26, 2019 04:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (DQjsT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, aka Una Dabozzame at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (XSSCs)
it really is bizarre. They're like tribbles of corruption: Media sites are born pre-corrupted.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (PbpT7)
Go Broke
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:31 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (h+jLQ)
Who's dollars are they throwing away and why doesn't that person care??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (eg609)
Pulling it altogether is pretty damn obvious. Surprisingly obvious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (I2dne)
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Coming soon to an audience-driven tomato-based ratings website near you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (DQjsT)
We can only be so many places at once you know!
Posted by: DamnedYankee_Russianbot at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (xyung)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (h+jLQ)
The Archies: Yes
The Dark Knight: No
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (Mouru)
Larson quietly split from her fiancé a few months ago. Maybe she'll come out as pansexual or something in a last ditch effort to appeal to grrrrl power narrative?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 26, 2019 04:32 PM (JgA4k)
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I wanted to like it.
I really did.
I did not like it...
I like large monsters beating each other up. It's fun, but that movie was not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (XSSCs)
Really?
No amount of money would make you change the review?
Sure.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (LL1Be)
Of course not. These are all College Graduates who have degrees in Communications.
Think : Borg
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (h+jLQ)
Posted by: Rotten Tomatoes at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (Mouru)
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
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I predict less than $70 million. Don't fuck with comic and gamer geeks, they fight back.
Posted by: Guzalot at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (prSvo)
That's power.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (pUDQf)
eh, i'm leaning towards agreeing
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: kraken
Fortunately our TruCon Betterz have spent the last 30 year building cultural firewalls to prevent the mastication of the Left in the US...
and then I woke up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (0ogxh)
Distant (and therefore not dangerous) Spank Material.
I am sure my upload will receive lots of love from SJWs worldwide.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (wYseH)
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
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I predict less than $70 million. Don't fuck with comic and gamer geeks, they fight back.
Posted by: Guzalot at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (prSvo)
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That's a much smaller cohort than many believe.
Marvel is mass appeal, and the comics crowd is a very small slice of that. I doubt that means a roughly $30 million difference in ticket sales.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (XSSCs)
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Google is the same. Post something bad and it will be down within a week or so if - I guess - the restaurant raises enough of a fuss.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (xyung)
Posted by: James Bond at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (AllCR)
Their budget was $152 million. Figure the same for promotion. What is the theater's cut?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (XAbde)
So a ScoggDog 1 or 0?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Guzalot at February 26, 2019 04:34 PM (prSvo)
++++++++++
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn, et. al. at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (W+vEI)
Wait, that was a guy she was dating? *Looks closely at the picture again...*
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (90T4r)
8 am appointment and she had fish breath?
She might just be Japanese?
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (h+jLQ)
Ugh, yes. I wanted a stupid fun Kong movie, but they forgot the fun part.
IIRC, it was also a bit too Vietnam era reference-y, such as the music selection and with Brie's anti-war journo character. Blech!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (W+vEI)
I don't think that just because Captain Marvel makes 80 million or so Disney is going to be happy.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: James Bond at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (AllCR)
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I saw the third How to Train Your Dragon.
Review in nic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (xyung)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (XAbde)
First Week: $0 and foot traffic for overpriced drinks and raisinets.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (Mouru)
Will the Dinner be Elegant?
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (h+jLQ)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (BXMxN)
A Disney Boot, grinding your face, forever...
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (90T4r)
Huh huh!
Posted by: Marxey Mouse at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Marxey Mouse at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (t6MX/)
Even without bribing critics, Disney must be spending the wealth of Croesus on this flop.
Why? I mean, really? Even if it was set to be moderately successful, it wouldn't be worth this kind of promotional budget.
This has simply got to be a favor for someone, somewhere. At this point, anyone making a business-oriented decision would just stop the bleeding, release this turkey, and let it die a quick death.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Inogame at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (ySZHT)
Marvel is mass appeal, and the comics crowd is a very small slice of that. I doubt that means a roughly $30 million difference in ticket sales.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (XSSCs)
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It might not, but there is something else to consider. When Disney handed Star Wars off to a shit midas, "The Last Jedi" and "Solo" didn't hit their numbers - and they didn't have much if any of the pre-release excoriation that Captain Marvel has gotten (Solo definitely had some). If the opening weekend isn't so great, it isn't the gamer/comic fan types who did it, and that's a good thing.
If the opener is way off, then it implies that it was more general than that, which is hopefully true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (90T4r)
A giant yellow shoe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (wYseH)
I'm in. Ace, iron your Capt. marvel outfit.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (9oE3U)
Their budget was $152 million. Figure the same for promotion. What is the theater's cut?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (XAbde)
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They'll probably end with about $250 million in American and double that overseas for an end of $750 million (that's my guess). Far from the biggest, but around Dr. Strange territory.
Marketing is generally double production, so $300 million there.
Theaters take, on average, about 40%.
So, in order for Disney to turn a profit, they need Captain Marvel to make $500 million total.
They'll most likely make a good profit on it.
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (XSSCs)
I'm not so sure about that. The lead up to Black Panther was somewhat cringe inducing but the virtue signaling ("I have to see the movie which stars the first black superhero or I'm racist" see also, the Story of Obama)) overcame the potential drawbacks, plus word of mouth that the movie wasn't terrible probably helped for those who also wished to virtue signal but weren't sure if they could endure a shitty movie. The movie itself wasn't a PC-fest, just some of the actors involved. Captain Marvel looks very much like a crap movie and a virtue signaling shit storm (powerful woman ROAR see also "HIllary Clinton") and I suspect you won't see the same crowds you'd see at an Avengers movie. I suspect you'll get an Antman-esque box office, or less. It won't lose money but I'd love to see it end up the lowest grossing Marvel movie, if for no other reason than to give the finger to social justice marvel.
Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (2CG5J)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (BXMxN)
But few of the Disney movies that have been put out in the last few years have been good. Most of the ones done by another studio and then released by Disney have been OK. Second Hand Lions come to mind on that, it was great movie.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (mpXpK)
Theater's cut is staggered, more up front and less later, but it's safe to call it 50%.
So I always crawl under my HP-12C when someone says "the movie cost $75 mm to make and has already earned $125 mm."
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (2LelM)
She's going to pick up Thor's hammer to stop Super Bad Guy to win the big fight at the end of the movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (xyung)
Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (wYseH)
After dinner, he can invite her over to see his
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (/rm4P)
I thought "That's weird". Now I know.
Posted by: WisRich at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (HmZuC)
I don't think that just because Captain Marvel makes 80 million or so Disney is going to be happy.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)
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Solo also cost a whole lot more.
$250 vs. Captain Marvel's $150.
Solo needed to be huge to break even (probably about $800 million).
Captain Marvel just needs to be successful ($500 million)
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (XSSCs)
Not seeing a problem with that. What'd I miss?
Posted by: Allahputz-dit at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (786Ro)
So a ScoggDog 1 or 0?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM (DMUuz)
........
0 if she has a biologically female penis.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:39 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (LL1Be)
Larson quietly split from her fiancee a few months ago. Maybe she'll come out as pansexual or something in a last ditch effort to appeal to grrrrl power narrative?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (W+vEI)
"Pansexual"? Sounds painful.
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (xyung)
1, barely anyone knows who Captain Marvel is, she aspires to be D-list, and 2, no one reads Captain Marvel. The book has been canceled and rebooted like six times for low sales.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: CN at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (U7k5w)
If the opener is way off, then it implies that it was more general than that, which is hopefully true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:37 PM (I2dne)
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I hope so, too.
But Marvel doesn't have the proven stink on it yet.
Its last two movies made gigantic monies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM
Live blogged?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
Mike
Posted by: MBunge at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (7Nkan)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
The weirdest thing of all is that I don't think anyone does.
Mad mad mad mad world.
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (NLLmE)
I wonder why you don't see it playing anymore.
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Zippity Do Dah is still a Swing Classic.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (2LelM)
aspires to be D-list, and 2, no one reads Captain Marvel. The book has
been canceled and rebooted like six times for low sales.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (PbpT7)
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I'm guessing she's going to be even more Mary Sue than the Star Wars girl, except this one will be explained away because superalien or whatever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (xyung)
But Marvel doesn't have the proven stink on it yet.
Its last two movies made gigantic monies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:40 PM (XSSCs)
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Yup. Time will tell. If it's a stinker (and I don't even necessarily mean it's flop - if it is just way, way off of expectations) it should cause some panic and hopefully Disney won't let their insanely valuable property get fucked with again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Dog at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Zamfir at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (9oE3U)
Larson quietly split from her fiancee a few months ago. Maybe she'll come out as pansexual or something in a last ditch effort to appeal to grrrrl power narrative?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:33 PM (W+vEI)
"Pansexual"? Sounds painful.
Posted by: joncelli
You know why Peter Pan flew?
If you got hit in the peter with a pan, you'd fly too!
Yeah. Very old joke.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (eg609)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at F
no more horde financed fucking
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (90T4r)
It ain't like they're selling SpiderMan.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (oVJmc)
I've dated plenty of girls that weren't great, but were Gouda Nough.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (fuK7c)
Um, Burbank.
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Umm Manhattan. Disney owns ABC now.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (Mouru)
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Iron Man was 2nd(?) tier when that movie came out. He definitely wasn't the top.
The top of Marvel was the Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, and the X-Men, and Marvel had previously sold rights to all three of those to other studios. They had to start their own studio efforts with their best character left who was...Iron Man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (XSSCs)
Meh. When she says "white man" she means "Daddy".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: Zamfir at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: HumpBot at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (h+jLQ)
"It's not our fault. America just wasn't ready for a strong, proud, flat-assed third wave intersectional feminist who don't need no man"
Posted by: brak at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (SfJOW)
It ain't like they're selling SpiderMan.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 04:42 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++
I know I had never heard of it before the rumbling started. But she's a HER-o!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM
I remember when ace and Allah went to see Brokeback Mountain. Can't remember if they had a homo seat between them.
Posted by: One Dopey Reportery at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Inogame at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
............
Hit movies take 6 months and sometimes a lot longer
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Sock monkey Gaston at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (oCcod)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (97qI7)
This happened with Deadline too. Brilliant site under Nikki Finke, she forced Hollywood to heel under her watch. Then the ppl working with her realized there was money in sucking up to The Powers That Be, staged a coup and ousted her. Now Deadline is like all the other Hollywood butt kissing news sites out there. A rotting husk of its former glory.
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (hvf9s)
"It's not our fault. America just wasn't ready for a strong, proud, flat-assed third wave intersectional feminist who don't need no man"
Posted by: brak at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (SfJOW)
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I'll admit that I've considered that angle.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)
So was this a case of Marvel trying to create a 'feminist hero' by animating the dead husk of a failed character? An equally odd decision.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (m/IZ9)
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A Disney Boot, grinding your face, forever...
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM
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Could be worse. Could be Hillary's minge.
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)
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They extended Kathleen Kennedy's control over Star Wars even after Solo.
I don't trust their management's judgment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (so+oy
And? I can do without seeing something for 6 months.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (pUDQf)
They'll most likely make a good profit on it.
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (XSSCs)
Maybe. I can't see overseas helping them a lot with this one. Plus, most people have no idea who Captain Marvel is. It might only do Ant-man type numbers. How many casual fans are going to want to see this movie with Endgame just around the corner?
Posted by: The Barrel at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (J70i0)
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I fully expect this to be the case. I haven't been able to turn on my television or get online in awhile now without hearing about this damn thing. It's gotta be monstrously expensive on the promotional end. And now it comes out they're paying off the critics, too? For a movie with basically no audience enthusiasm?
I just can't see this thing hitting its numbers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (AzW6q)
Disney really has you by the balls, doesn't it @RottenTomatoes?
10:12 PM - Feb 25, 2019
What balls?
Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:43 PM (2LelM
Captain Marvel has nothing to do with ABC. And ABC management is controlled by Disney in Burbank.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at F
no more horde financed fucking
Posted by: yankeefifth
Not without cd-rom copies.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (eg609)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (h+jLQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
..........
I dated one nicknamed Limburger.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (90T4r)
I don't trust their management's judgment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (XSSCs)
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Oh, I know it. They were catastrophically stupid. Most people won't be that dumb twice. If they are, then I look forward to watching them write off big movies and weeping all the way to the bank with their smaller checks financed by their lousy EPS.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: One Dopey Reportery
..............
Wasn't that the time Ace pulled the hole in the bottom of the popcorn tub he was sharing with Allah?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM
The cool kids have HP-15s. The cooler kids have HP-41Cs. The coolest kids have HP-16s.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (2LelM)
I certainly hope so ... but I wouldn't hold my breath on that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (xyung)
I don't trust their management's judgment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (XSSCs)
Disney has gone full woke. Iger is using it to position himself to run for president.
Posted by: The Barrel at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (J70i0)
Maybe. I can't see overseas helping them a lot with this one. Plus, most people have no idea who Captain Marvel is. It might only do Ant-man type numbers. How many casual fans are going to want to see this movie with Endgame just around the corner?
Posted by: The Barrel at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (J70i0)
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Marvel is big overseas.
And most of the movie going public probably isn't paying much attention to the inane ramblings of the lead actress.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM
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Could be worse. Could be Hillary's minge.
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (pMGkg)
Disney and their corporate officers hould be Corporation #1 on every Decent Person's Destroy-O-Meter.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (dLgjF)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (aS1PU)
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I can. It was A Star is Born. It was awful. I was ready to leave at the 15 minute mark but the wife wanted to stay. Did I say it was cringe worthy throughout?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (2LelM)
Um, Burbank.
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Umm Manhattan. Disney owns ABC now."
Whichever. What would be REALLY cool would be if they were able to revive Walt Disney's frozen head, and put it on top of a giant mechanical spider body. Now THAT would be impressive!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (n13/j)
I can wait. Though I have seen some movies via the cam in the theater early. Cowboys and Aliens comes to mind. Right in the middle of the movie, some guy's silhouette goes down the ramp. I laughed out loud.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:45 PM (2LelM)
I certainly hope so ... but I wouldn't hold my breath on that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (97qI7)
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Considering Black Panther and Avengers 3's and Aquaman's numbers...
The public seems okay with comic book movies these days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (J70i0)
Iger must figure that Star Wars is just $4 billion of the shareholders' money. Why not let Kennedy continue to kill it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (Mouru)
Next up: Little Lotta takes down Thanos!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (k1TUh)
Because social justice marvel wants a "strong female" character as the face of the new franchise and they're going to make that happen, no matter how much it costs them and . The funny thing is how many times they've been trying to make Captain Marvel a thing, with various pushes and reboots and her leading a group of Avengers, and its just not working, the vast majority of fans don't like the character. Carol Danvers used to be somewhat interesting as Ms. Marvel, but then they made Ms. Marvel a muslim, so whatever.
Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (2CG5J)
At least Larsen's soy-boy had the good sense to leave, avoiding Liam Hemsworth's fate.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (k1TUh)
+++++++++++
"Wild Wild West" was a Warner Brothers production. I think Disney would have to pay them for the spider.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (I2dne)
Got rid of negative review capability and now just 'matches' you with what they think you should watch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Club Mode at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (9dNHV)
Disney shill.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (90T4r)
For "It Happened One Night"? That was a long time ago. No wonder you can't remember.
Darn good film!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (AllCR)
Thought it came out in a recent interview that they sought out Larson because she is such a vocal feminist, since the project from the get-go was intended to be a very feminist, empowering message thing?
Think that's what was what she said in the Marie Claire (or whatever women's mag) interview --- that was conducted by a woman studio exec who was very involved in the project*. That would indicate the studio confirms Brie's take, since this "interviewer" would have not included that if it were not true.
*That seems to be a thing, having celebrities/insiders interview each other for these fluffy movie promotion-related interviews
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (oVJmc)
I hated Iron Man. (Of course, I hadn't read it since 197
.
As far as I'm concerned it didn't exist until it sprung fully formed from Robert Downey's personality.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (fuK7c)
I can wait. Though I have seen some movies via the cam in the theater early. Cowboys and Aliens comes to mind. Right in the middle of the movie, some guy's silhouette goes down the ramp. I laughed out loud.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (XAbde)
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Without even looking, I can tell you that Blu-Ray release date is wrong.
There's a minimum 3 month window that studios follow to help preserve ticket sales, and they extend it bigger movies, hoping to preserve their legs.
June is an estimate based on the 3 month window and no more than that. It ain't happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:49 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (90T4r)
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How about Ted Williams head on a batting machine playing for the Nationals?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sock monkey anger management counselor at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (oCcod)
So did Lady Gaga. Break up with her fiancee I mean. And they were both at the Oscars...hookup time!
OT, but it is kinda gross that ppl are so into the idea of Gaga stealing away Bradley Cooper from his GF and their one year old daughter, just because the two have chemistry. Ryan and Hanks didn't bang each other, or Powell and Loy (that we know of.) It is called acting for a reason! And fidelity. Gross that both no longer matter.
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Club Mode at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (9dNHV)
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I almost burned a free night's rental at Redbox on something recently but it expired and then I forgot about it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (xyung)
Interstellar for me. Before that, The Passion.
I think before that was The Matrix.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Vox at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (AKAyI)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (eg609)
Stepping on a face with those would be a bit less painful then a normal boot but the forever part would still suck.
Posted by: Big V at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (sN665)
That would get you banned on Twitter, and deservedly so.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: whos bith this at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (2cfUo)
149 So I always crawl under my HP-12C
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM
The cool kids have HP-15s. The cooler kids have HP-41Cs. The coolest kids have HP-16s.
the very coolest kids have hp-35s and know how to put their hp-45 into stopwatch mode.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (J70i0)
Iger must figure that Star Wars is just $4 billion of the shareholders' money. Why not let Kennedy continue to kill it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (Mouru)
Disney has been super left a long time. At this point it is clear the left is not going to wise up and change its ways. They are not worried about losing money, the money is an investment, they are trying to win a war. In war sometimes you have to send people on suicide missions. That is rarely the case in normal world but it is page 1 in the lefty doctrine.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (B5K06)
There's nothing wrong with it, even if you're a Christian. Cucked Christianity has brainwashed people otherwise.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (dLgjF)
Of course you will, Joe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (m/IZ9)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (BXMxN)
They know that any "white male" can suck a dick and automatically outrank them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (xfb67)
*contemplates buying the new AOC comic book*
*Can't be any worse than the DC universe*
*Hopes for nudity at least*
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (BXMxN)
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I watched that again last week.
It was great....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (XSSCs)
I went to see DeSouza's Barky movie. That was back around 2012, I think.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (/rm4P)
https://twitter.com/PoliticalShort/status/
1100450436186820609
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (Dh1wo)
Hollywood is having a helluva time selling their garbage. Good. And then they come out and defy us and trash us anyway. Good. Long gone are the days...
I hope this pushes down their overbloated payouts too. When is the last time a movie actually made money.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (OKeCc)
me, I very much want to see this movie, this POS actress and the
Pedowood SJWs fall into ruin and despair.
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (B5K06)
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Thomas Jefferson wrote a letter to a friend and said he thought their only option was to pray fervently for third person's death.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (xyung)
You probably play softball with those newfangled aluminium bats. The old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:52 PM (2LelM)
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Because Wrath of the Titans made about $20 at the box office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (786Ro)
Rotten Tomatoes is fuckin stupid, anyway.
Stupid name, stupid counter-intuitive rating system. The higher the "rotten tomato" rating, the better the movie??
That's idiotic.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (so+oy)
The public seems okay with comic book movies these days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:48 PM (XSSCs)
Black Panther was a one time shot. Virtually an all black cast with a black super hero. Infinity War is the culmination of the MCU. Aquaman I can't explain. Still think the movies are going to hit the Western, and Sword and Sandals point of collapse.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (J70i0)
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I can. It was A Star is Born. It was awful. I was ready to leave at the 15 minute mark but the wife wanted to stay. Did I say it was cringe worthy throughout?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:47 PM (2LelM)
.........
I can too. Took my grandkids to see Ferdinand. The theater had electric recliners with table trays, air conditioning, and sold beer.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (v0R5T)
Zombie movies: NO
Vampire movies: NO
Rotten Tomatoes: NO
And get the fuck off my lawn darts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (kI/3T)
Posted by: FIRST!!!! at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (so+oy)
That comes out in April.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (J70i0)
Don Shipley was banned from YT?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: MAGA at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (Ab/Od)
revolutionary Patrick Henry in a letter: "While Mr. Henry lives, another
bad constitution would be formed, and saddled forever on us. What we
have to do I think is devoutly pray for hisdeath."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (xyung)
Interstellar for me. Before that, The Passion.
I think before that was The Matrix.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (XAbde)
The Matrix? you Geek! I think my last three were Sully (meh), American Sniper,and 3:10 to Yuma. The first two were solely to support movies the left were bashing.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 04:54 PM (n13/j)
82 "Songs of the South" was Disney's best work.
I wonder why you don't see it playing anymore.
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Zippity Do Dah is still a Swing Classic.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 26, 2019 04:41 PM (2LelM)
About every 5 years or so they put it up for sale. I bought 3 copies of it a few years ago for myself and relatives who love the film. Keep an eye on Amazon for the return of it for sale.
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (mpXpK)
https://twitter.com/TheRebelTV/status/
1100437194429399041
Posted by: andycanuck at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (Dh1wo)
200 Netflix has officially cancelled all Marvel shows, ...
that's probably just a spat between netflix and disney over the new disney streaming service.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (sGtp+)
Rotten Tomatoes is fuckin stupid, anyway.
Stupid name, stupid counter-intuitive rating system. The higher the "rotten tomato" rating, the better the movie??
That's idiotic.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (OLaIa)
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That's a misuse of their system.
Like anything that polls art based on number of people who like or dislike it, it's really just a measure of overall popularity within the population polled, not actual quality.
It's no different from the IMDB raking system. Is a movie having 8.9/10 on IMDB a guarantee that you'll love it too? It's the same guarantee that a movie with a 99% on RT will have the same effect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Brewer at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (h+jLQ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (xfb67)
Mother fuckers I made three damn movies that made and still makes money.
Posted by: One Dopey Reportery at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (ODaO0)
I hate that term, btw. A person's genitals, and what happens between them, should NOT be tied to their intelligence, power of discernment, or value in society. And people are more complex than the ridiculous stereotype boxes the incel theory shoves people into.
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 04:35 PM
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Could be worse. Could be Hillary's minge.
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 04:44 PM (pMGkg)
That's ... ironic.
Before Jonah Goldberg dropped his mask - he wrote in Liberal Fascism that it would be just that ... a trying to be helpful, well meaning nudge that never stopped. He waxed poetic about Hillary in specific, how she just couldn't stay in her lane when it came to trying to help.
Who knows if he believed that shit at the time. But that's what he wrote. I read that bitch cover to cover. There really was some good shit in there.
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (Gq2N2)
Posted by: whos bith this at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM
The cool kids have HP-15s. The cooler kids have HP-41Cs. The coolest kids have HP-16s.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:46 PM (DMUuz)
Old school nerd cred: HP-11C. And the solutions handbook.
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (oVJmc)
Interstellar for me. Before that, The Passion.
I think before that was The Matrix.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:50 PM (XAbde)
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The Last Jedi. With Mrs Fixer. (our first date was Star Wars... so its a thing for us)
Before that??? Marley and Me ..... w/ Mrs Fixer. She is now forever banned from watching that movie. Cried her eyes shut.
Posted by: Alexandria Donkey-Chompers at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (8XRCm)
A few weeks ago I downloaded a nice bootleg of The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.
Haven't watched it yet.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (mpXpK)
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Wonderful movie. In our top 5.
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (B5K06)
fuggin donkey chomper cox.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (8XRCm)
*contemplates buying the new AOC comic book*
*Can't be any worse than the DC universe*
*Hopes for nudity at least*
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2019 04:51 PM (Z4rgH)
Netflix canceled because Disney is creating their own streaming service. No reason to help Disney.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM
"Even though it's rightly a 5, I'm giving this movie a 2 because of all the idiots who gave it a 9 or 10!"
-- IMDB reviewer
Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (786Ro)
I bought a ticket to see that abortionist movie but didn't actually go.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (XAbde)
Lost it in Katrina though. It was a classic.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
I think it's a good indication that you MIGHT like it. What are the odds you'll like a movie with a 28% audience rating?
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM (sGtp+)
I don't expect Disney to pick them up for it's new service. I'm disappointed that we won't get to see a third season of Jessica Jones or Luke Cage. I think that Daredevil ended at a good point after three seasons, and would have loved for them to finish the story of the other three.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (wCmLp)
Excellent.
Sue Google's fat communist collective ass too.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (786Ro)
Isis was a fine-lookin' Egyptian goddess in that show, if memory serves.
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (RD7QR)
Zombie movies: NO
Vampire movies: NO
Rotten Tomatoes: NO
And get the fuck off my lawn darts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 26, 2019 04:53 PM (hjaPQ)
same but don't want to be a dick about it, to each his own. Last Superman movie I saw in the theater was Superman 1. The last vampire movie I saw anywhere was Bram stokers Dracula. The thing that worries me about zombies is the sinking suspicion that a lot of my fellow Americans actually believe in them. I used to think that when people talked about a zombie gun, that was a metaphor. I am questioning that theory now.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: One Dopey Reportery at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: LASue at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (wMHPW)
Whenever a female discovers some apparent disparity between how males are treated as to how females are treated, immediately the standard at the heart of the problem is changed or done away with.
Can't get females to pass First Reponder physical strength tests? Do away with the tests or water them down.
Can't get females to pass combat training tests? Do away with tests or water them down while also giving the testees special training prior to the tests.
Rinse. Repeat.
And the sad thing is that it doesn't help anyone.
The females will always have their passing of the tests looked at with skepticism. They will be assumed to have benefited by lower standards.
The actual lowering of standards will cause people to die or be injured and our actual preparedness harmed.
And all this is driven by our confrontational journalism we've created along with the Educational system that seems to spend most of it's time informing the student of how they're being mistreated by the system and how to get back at it.
And the nation is split even further between those who demand equal outcomes and those who use reasonable standards that those who pass will be accepted by.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (uin19)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)
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Usually, it denotes the kinda guy that actually looks forward to watching shit like "Captain Marvel."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)
Involuntary Celibate. A geek with no social skills who lives inside and posts rants to 4chan and reddit about how girls aren't interested in him.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (xyung)
What I'm saying is that a "rotten tomato" shouldn't translate into a compliment.
In other words, a lousy movie should receive lots of "rotten tomatoes."
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (v0R5T)
Do not take a date to this movie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)
Oh, about 3 pounds.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, aka Una Dabozzame at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (AM1GF)
I mean, this isn't up there with Big Tech and banks banning conservatives, but it is a fight I want to win.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (q177U)
I feel the same way about all the other comic book movies, too. They just suck balls. All of them just suck fucking balls.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (n13/j)
I think it's a good indication that you MIGHT like it. What are the odds you'll like a movie with a 28% audience rating?
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (NLLmE)
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I'm not saying it useless. I'm just trying to reframe the method.
99% vs 70% on RT. Which is better? I don't know. What are the movies?
99 is probably easier to like, but 70 may be more ambitious and engaging, but not quite for everyone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (8Pysp)
Same. John Wick 2 featured him stabbing Common AND Ruby Rose through the heart. Worth the price of admission right there.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (HmZuC)
who demand equal outcomes and those who use reasonable standards that
those who pass will be accepted by.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 26, 2019 04:58 PM (uin19)
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Have I ever told you about how Pluto isn't really a planet?
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson Smith P.H. Dee at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (xyung)
Involuntarily celibate.
Couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of $100 bills.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (eg609)
Haven't watched it yet.
It's odd. A couple of the vignettes are troubling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (XAbde)
Either Timcast or Styx, I can't remember which, said it will make a lot of money because it is REQUIRED viewing for Avengers: Endgame. So even if you hate Brie and her politics, to see the setup for Endgame you have to see it. But I do think it will make less, unless it is ends up being Wonder Woman good.
And if she ends up being the Mary Sue that beats Thanos singlehandedly, he is going to flip a table, lol. As will I.
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 26, 2019 05:01 PM (gp4R3)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:01 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)
Short for Involuntarily Celebrate.
Typically to mean someone that wants to get laid and can't, but often used as a putdown of men who don't go along with the program, especially by Leftist scum.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (dLgjF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (XAbde)
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I thought they all were. I like it, but still.
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson Smith P.H. Dee at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (+y/Ru)
I actually thought the Mumbles was well cast in that role. I could believe he was an astronaut.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson Smith P.H. Dee at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (dLgjF)
I could just see a lot of suburban housewives making damn sure their family sees Captain Marvel on opening weekend.
Whether that's enough to overwhelm comic geeks not seeing it is anybody's guess.
brie Larson is such a fucking bitch, I would love to see her comeuppance.
Posted by: Blago at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (dLgjF)
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Yep. They're trying to come up with their own version of "soyboy."
But the Left can't meme, ya know?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (dLgjF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (/rm4P)
What's an incel?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)
Me, after marriage
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (eg609)
Posted by: Sock monkey did I say that right? at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (oCcod)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 04:56 PM (oVJmc)
True. I laughed when the actress that plays Scarlet Witch complained about her outfit and how it was simply designed to highlight her looks for men. She obviously forgot about all of the Evans and Hemsworth shirtless scenes.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (J70i0)
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The jokes wouldn't exist and be universally understood if it were just you after marriage.
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Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (ODaO0)
Club 85 can't get enough of it.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (dLgjF)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM
Celibate! Celibate!
Fap to the muuuusic
Posted by: Three Dog Night at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:03 PM (ODaO0)
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Them audiences loved them some Black Panther.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (8Pysp)
Haven't watched it yet.
It's odd. A couple of the vignettes are troubling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (XAbde)
I liked it. But yes, almost all of them are 'down' endings.
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Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM
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It's how disney used to color their animations, they'd hire "incels" to color IN the CEL-luloid animations.
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Hands at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (XAbde)
Let me put it another way:
Shouldn't a good movie, or a well-liked movie, receive fewer "rotten tomatoes" rather than many??
In other words, why would I want to huck rotten tomatoes at something I liked?!?!?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (OLaIa)
Could not make it through thirty minutes of Black Panther. It's just stupid awful.
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:06 PM (Gq2N2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 26, 2019 04:38 PM (9oE3U)
No no no, it's set in the 90s so he and his date go in 90s gear. Acid washed jeans and a rattail/mullet for him, crimped hair and jellies shoes for her.
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:06 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:06 PM (t6MX/)
I could just see a lot of suburban housewives making damn sure their family sees Captain Marvel on opening weekend.
Whether that's enough to overwhelm comic geeks not seeing it is anybody's guess.
Posted by: Blago at February 26, 2019 05:02 PM (UfkIY)
It is absurdly overrated. It's not bad. It's okay. But, it was a black community cultural event. That's fine.
The thing about NPCs is they don't support what they ask for.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM
One of the specialized cells that make an 'innie' umbilicus. Contrast with outcel.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (DMUuz)
Wakanda did look interesting, almost a character in and of itself.
But there's a lot of flaws in it.
Infinity War deserved Oscars. Black Panther did not, it's an affirmative action award, not merit-based
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Posted by: Moron Robbie -
++c
Geek out: Mjolnir was destroyed by Hella, and Panther dusted by Thanos, anyway, wasn't BP an infant in 1989. Sooo.....
Theiy are going to kill Captain America, and keep Brie un-Marvel. Ick. Done.
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (8Pysp)
Not surprising. It doesn't always match up to my preferences but it's multiple times better than the critics review.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:06 PM (Gq2N2)
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Fell asleep during it at the theater.
Tried to watch it again at home - fell asleep again, around the same point.
Not going for a third pass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: r three sock monkey Morning at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (oCcod)
It's odd. A couple of the vignettes are troubling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (XAbde)
I liked it. But yes, almost all of them are 'down' endings.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
What, like, lazy depressing nihilistic hollywood bullshit?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (OLaIa)
I tried to read some of the Captain Marvel comics but it was a hard ho to row. Dull, dull, dull. If you want your Strong Female Character fix, go see Alita. Much more fun.
Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (q177U)
I have no idea how they got away with the Mountain Gorilla Men.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (h+jLQ)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:05 PM (90T4r)
Sicario. The Brawl in Cellblock 99.
Did not see them coming.
Had to get gently browbeaten into re-watching as I quit on both films the first time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (4e+hS)
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Fell asleep during it at the theater.
Tried to watch it again at home - fell asleep again, around the same point.
Not going for a third pass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM
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Have you informed Insomniac?
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (pMGkg)
>>Tried to watch it again at home - fell asleep again, around the same point.
Maybe you found the cure to Ace's Insomnia?
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (h+jLQ)
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2019 05:04 PM (NLLmE)
How about their essence?
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Three Dog Night at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (aKsyK)
Sorry, Rotten Tomatoes. You are dead to me.
FNM - Zombie Eaters
https://youtu.be/eD_-Zl-4w2g
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 04:57 PM (OLaIa)
Involuntary Celibate. A geek with no social skills who lives inside and posts rants to 4chan and reddit about how girls aren't interested in him.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 26, 2019 04:59 PM
The Paolo is - how you say? - not in understanding of this phenomenon.
Posted by: Paolo at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (786Ro)
Ha .. err .. yes ... quite.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2019 05:08 PM (wxZSX)
Carol Danvers via the butch, sexless, mohawk makeover.
NOT the super hot sexy Warbird era Avenger.
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Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (aWjrD)
Ha .. err .. yes ... quite.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (XAbde)
Suicide Squad is a very bad movie but it's the first Superhero movie of the modern era you can fap to.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)
Nerdrotic, and all the others, love The Orville. Compared to Star Trek: Identity Politics, The Orville is great.
But The Orville is just re-hashed episodes of Star Trek (and every Space drama series) with poop and pee jokes mixed in.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:11 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (WaxcS)
Suicide Squad has to be the worst big budget comic book movie ever . Robbie was nice to look at though.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:11 PM (ODaO0)
Maybe I should just call a hooker.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 05:11 PM (v0R5T)
Nope, he married her.
Sad.
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 05:11 PM (B5K06)
you say that as if it were a bad thing.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (sGtp+)
And they will pretend that Wonder Woman doesn't exist, and that about
the only thing anyone liked in Suicide Squad was Margot Robbie's Harley
Quinn so they can complain about evil white men hating female led comic
book movies.
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (WaxcS)
Margot Robbie makes me feel funny.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (t6MX/)
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I started noticing that around the time Lord of the Rings came out - it was like every theater in America was suddenly like "Ya know what? I bet the audiences would enjoy this more if we turned it up to "jackhammer."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (Gq2N2)
Posted by: buzzion
I'm just there to see tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (eg609)
nah it's not. No one makes the biggest movie in history, Avengers Endgame, REQUIRING someone to see another, much less popular movie.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (aWjrD)
..........
Then all of a sudden they're low talking the dialog and I can't hear shit.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (W+vEI)
I was greatly amused by the Hollywood stereotype accents.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (oVJmc)
The characters doesn't seem to have any powers. What makes her a super hero or villain?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (XAbde)
It's odd. A couple of the vignettes are troubling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:00 PM (XAbde)
I liked it. But yes, almost all of them are 'down' endings.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
What, like, lazy depressing nihilistic hollywood bullshit?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:07 PM (OLaIa)
Hurm. Well, no. More like 'bad guy gets his just deserts' and 'innocence is no protection against bad judgement' and 'no matter how fast you are, there's someone faster'.
Not bad, the Tom Waits segment is lovely and doesn't have the downbeat end.
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Posted by: Dr Spank
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I didn't think it was a terrible movie, more like a middle of the pack comic book movie, like Thor.
The fact it got a bunch of oscar nominations including best picture is laughable.
It reminds me of the movie "Get Out", ended up winning best screenplay Oscar. Again, just an okay horror movie.
I'm amazed black people aren't embarrassed that they are being pandered to almost like they are retarded. But they almost revel in it and just demand more hand outs.
Obviously that's not all of them, but I would say most.
Posted by: Blago at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (UfkIY)
I started noticing that around the time Lord of
the Rings came out - it was like every theater in America was suddenly
like "Ya know what? I bet the audiences would enjoy this more if we
turned it up to "jackhammer."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)
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No kidding.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (XAbde)
It's the companies that are paying attention to them and reacting in the ways that they sjw's want and thus ruining their business.
Serves them right.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (uin19)
The characters doesn't seem to have any powers. What makes her a super hero or villain?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (XAbde)
Oh, she doesn't have any. It's a flaw in her character design.
But Enchantress was way cooler/sexier/spookier than Scarlet Witch and the pyromanic guy was better written and acted than anyone else in the film.
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Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:14 PM (h+jLQ)
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2019 05:09 PM (WaxcS)
Most people are willing to watch any movie/show as long as they aren't preachy, have a cast based on checkboxes, and don't make the white guy the villian/fool every time.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:14 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (gmo/4)
Ah, the City of a Thousand Boring Stories.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (XAbde)
hey. I kinda liked it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (aS1PU)
turned it up to "jackhammer."
Willow hates that.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (h+jLQ)
Bob, the no arms/no legs guy got screwed by the chicken.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (XAbde)
Ah, the City of a Thousand Boring Stories.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (XAbde)
I couldn't make it through that film.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: buzzion
I'm just there to see tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:12 PM (eg609)
And Wonder Woman delivered there.
Yow. I couldn't believe a woman had directed and photographed that movie. Hotties on almost every second of screen time.
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OMG, that was me with the second Fantastic Beasts. It is mindnumbingly stupid. Fell asleep both times I tried to watch it so I've given up on it happening.
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (hvf9s)
I don't enjoy going to movies simply because the sound systems are
ear-split-tingly loud. It immediately puts me in a irritated mood. The
public must be all deaf, that's the only thing I can think of.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:10 PM (aWjrD)
agreed. It is absurd.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (XAbde)
I thought that was Sandy.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (aS1PU)
Brie Larsons costume in Captain Marvel has the opposite effect, so youre left with only Resting Bitch Face
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (uGmaH)
Posted by: Paladin at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (GsJMP)
Bob, the no arms/no legs guy got screwed by the chicken.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:15 PM (XAbde)
Poor Mat.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (eg609)
Like anything that polls art based on number of people who like or dislike it, it's really just a measure of overall popularity within the population polled, not actual quality.
It's no different from the IMDB raking system. Is a movie having 8.9/10 on IMDB a guarantee that you'll love it too? It's the same guarantee that a movie with a 99% on RT will have the same effect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 26, 2019 04:55 PM
... A while ago IMDB dropped the discussion board section and the review "show by rating" option. You've got to wade through lots of reviews to read the negative ones.
Posted by: otho at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (LkFnL)
I liked it. But yes, almost all of them are 'down' endings.
Several of the segments were good, but the movie was too long, and you wound up sitting through several that were annoyingly low on the payoff.
As I understand it, the movie was intended to be a Netflix miniseries and wound up being packaged as a movie.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Paladin at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (GsJMP)
Original cut of Payback is fine. Director's cut is a different animal. Props to Gibson for putting it out on his dime.
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Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (ODaO0)
Did Black Panther characters speak in dialect???
Unfortunately, Barbara Billingsley was unavailable to translate.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2019 05:18 PM (aKsyK)
Obviously that's not all of them, but I would say most.
Posted by: Blago at February 26, 2019 05:13 PM (UfkIY)
It's the Steve Sailer theory that once blacks win an award they should always win the award. Hence they complain with Beyonce doesn't win enough Grammy's again.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:18 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:18 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:18 PM (O2RFr)
I am still traumatized...
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (eg609)
She reminds me of those great actresses from those 40s to 60s.
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (Gq2N2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (4e+hS)
Couldn't get past the casting.
Black paratrooper in WW2?
The chick with the flamethrower?
I just can't reward that kind of checkbox casting in a period piece.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (wxZSX)
There Will be Blood and Looking For Mr Goodbar are my choices for the worst critically acclaimed movies ever.
Also, No Country For Old Men, Bridges Of Madison County, and Gangs Of New York.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (OLaIa)
I heard they were going to do an all female remake.
Melissa McCarthy as the Chateau
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (8ikIW)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/322875/
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)
...Jason Mamoa makes all the ladies ovulate
The hot red-head and Nichole Kidman bring in the XY crowd.
and it was just dumb fun...the way comic books should be. Friggin' laser sharks, yo!
Posted by: mrshad at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (kkNqO)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (4e+hS)
Can't get beyond anachronistic black paratroopers. Yes, I know zombie movie. Still, with the constant rewrite of history, it sticks in my craw.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (h+jLQ)
Posted by: Paladin at February 26, 2019 05:16 PM (GsJMP)
I liked Payback, a lot. Excellent movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (97qI7)
I am still traumatized...
Agreed... Another painful movie was that weird Shape of water with the woman having sex with the creature from the black lagoon
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (J70i0)
:fistbump:
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I drink your milkshake!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (ODaO0)
It's cliche but Shakespeare in Love and The English Patient were overrated. I agree abotu There Will be Blood. Ok I get it, the guy can act But what an abomination was that film.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (n13/j)
I am still traumatized...
Posted by: kraken
The wife knows better. No Cher.
No Jane Fonda. No excuses.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (eg609)
I don't see any listings in my area yet, but hopefully soon.
http://www.chesleybonestell.com/trailer.html
Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (kQs4Y)
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That ended it for me, too. About three minutes in.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (ODaO0)
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+1. Forget about the critical acclaim. Even in a vacuum, I hated There Will Be Blood more than movie I've ever seen. Nothing even comes close. It's absolutely wretched.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (AzW6q)
But we know Captain Marvel will be a huge presence in Endgame, so going to see her movie as a lead up to Endgame makes sense. The hardcore geeks will make the trek. Casual moviegoers and those fans turned off by Brie's antics will pass. As they should.
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK
What was the purpose of making the Government agency woman a psychotic murderer like it was normal?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (1QPtT)
Any homo/transvestite/transsexual crap.
Yeah ... "edgy" ... LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (97qI7)
Elaine Benes watching The English Patient
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (Gq2N2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (oVJmc)
Except for To Wong Foo thanks for everything and the Bird cage
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:20 PM (n13/j)
The English Patient was unwatchable.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (97qI7)
The hardcore geeks will download that pile of shit.
As they should.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)
And by Dems you mean Ben Shapiro and Erik Erickson. The gutless duo.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (Mr80f)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK
What was the purpose of making the Government agency woman a psychotic murderer like it was normal?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (ODaO0)
Accidental truth?
Amanda Waller is worse than SOME of the villains on the Squad. Same thing in the comics. She's really, really not a good person or even doing good things, often.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (bcbK8)
I am still traumatized...
Posted by: kraken
You should see Summer Lovers. Mama Mia was about Greece right? So was Summer Lovers and it was good.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (OLaIa)
It was just a rushed backstory so they could have her character in Justice League.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (XAbde)
The Big Chill.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (jUVms)
413
Brie Larson
Named after cheese.
Why?
dunno, but "lars on brie" would be a good name for a foodie youtube channel.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)
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Black Panther got a Best Picture nom?!?!
My word, I didn't know that.
No. Words...
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (BXMxN)
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Yeah, that was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And she won a fucking Oscar for that mess.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (h+jLQ)
Total garbage.
Savage! That had Alice Krige still in her prime. Well, not Ghost Story prime but still hot.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (ODaO0)
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+1. Forget about the critical acclaim. Even in a vacuum, I hated There Will Be Blood more than movie I've ever seen. Nothing even comes close. It's absolutely wretched.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (AzW6q)
It has a truly great performance by DDL in it. And I like how the grifter at the end got beaten to death with a bowling pin.
'I'm finished'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anachronda
Or a pron hub page.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (eg609)
There Will be Blood and Looking For Mr Goodbar are my choices for the worst critically acclaimed movies ever.
Also, No Country For Old Men, Bridges Of Madison County, and Gangs Of New York.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (OLaIa)
No Country For Old Men was actually kind of complex once you got past some of the ridiculous bits. There Will Be Blood quite literally put me to sleep. Bridges of Madison County is a good way to destroy what little testosterone I have left. Haven't seen the others.
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (RD7QR)
But all my "wants" aside, any time liking a movie becomes a *moral* question, it's just all pretty much over. It just is.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (O2RFr)
Never saw To Wong Foo ... never even thought of watching it ...
Every copy of The Bird Cage (in whatever language) should be burned and everyone who worked on it barred from civilization. It was awful. Typical fag-camp.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (97qI7)
Most painful movie ever dragged to... Mama Mia!!
I am still traumatized...
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (90T4r)
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I believe you and take your word for it. Never had any desire to see this film.Suspected it was a doozy.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (aWjrD)
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Ahhhh. Butt Enchantress!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)
She's all wiggly in the movie.
Stupid, but boner fuel all the same.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Shep! at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (gmo/4)
Someone needs to clone Nichole Kidman.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (XAbde)
I volunteer as tribute.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (t6MX/)
Yeah, that was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And she won a fucking Oscar for that mess.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (JcXHH
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Her and Weinstein were close. He bought her the Oscar.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (90T4r)
Hank Azaria surprised the hell out of me in Along Came Polly. ace needs to have him be a guest commentator on a Gainzzz post.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (OLaIa)
Yeah ... "edgy" ... LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (97qI7)
Any movie that is social conscious. They age horribly.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)
I rate Requiem For A Dream as "Great". One of the best movies ever made.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (97qI7)
It's funny... Though I'm not sure it's supposed to be
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (O2RFr)
The old man finally gave in and paid for cable. That shit was on about six times a day. And we took that remote, with the cord that attached it to the box on the TV, and slid that channel selector (slowly, so as not to break it) at least once every twenty-four hours.
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (Gq2N2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:19 PM (OLaIa)
No Country For Old Men was actually kind of complex once you got past some of the ridiculous bits. There Will Be Blood quite literally put me to sleep. Bridges of Madison County is a good way to destroy what little testosterone I have left. Haven't seen the others.
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 05:25 PM (RD7QR)
Morally, I hate No Country for Good Men. It's anti-heroic. I really, really hate it.
Cormac McCarthy sucks cocks in Hell
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Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (XAbde)
I volunteer as tribute.
Posted by: flounder
That's NOT how you clone her!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (eg609)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (h+jLQ)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (jUVms)
Won an Oscar for The Room, I believe around the time they were Casting Capt Marvel. I saw it, she was admittedly very soulful and good in it. I remember thinking it was a smart get by Marvel at the time.
Then I saw the trailers, and how wooden and over-stoic, anti-charismatic she seems to be playing the character. Terrible choice. Marvel is usually good at their casting choices, but they may have laid an egg this time. We'll see. (Or not if no one goes, lol.)
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (hvf9s)
Anyone seen "Evil Roy Slade"
it's a fave in the ratched household.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Are your shoes too big?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (AzW6q)
It wasn't a bad movie.
But it certainly wasn't great.
The MC didn't evolve in any meaningful way. He was a good guy that wanted his xenophobic nation to change, then he was awarded with total power for being a good guy, and he forced his xenophobic nation to change.
Yay!
I don't regret watching it, but I would only watch it again if nothing else were on.
Posted by: mrshad at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (kkNqO)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (AllCR)
Very good movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (90T4r)
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I knew it would be, so I made no effort to see it. Come to think of it, that's how I approach most movies now. I know most of them are trash just from the way they're promoted.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK
Tell me your thoughts about The Road.
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (Gq2N2)
My word, I didn't know that.
No. Words...
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 05:24 PM (B5K06)
They expanded the number of Best Picture nominations a few years back. There is almost always some popular movie on there. It's an attempt to get eyeballs.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (J70i0)
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The nihilism ruined it for me too.
I could tell it was a good movie, but it left a real bad taste in my mouth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: beroat at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (Gq2N2)
Depressing with a contrived ending.
Posted by: WOPR at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Everyone should overlook The English Patient unless they love Nazis or they need to sleep.
Same with The Reader.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK8)
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Ha at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (DMUuz)
Blood Meridian was the last book I read of his. I just couldn't take it any more.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (jlF4w)
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (Gq2N2)
Could have been good but it was, sadly, pointless.
However, compared to Bird Box it was a masterpiece.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: Shep! at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (oVJmc)
Waste of money.
Waste of time.
People who hate me pretending to be other people, who also hate me, telling me how I should hate myself.
Fuck movies.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)
Didn't watch it ... but Diane Lane was always easy on my eyes.
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (Gq2N2)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (h+jLQ)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:28 PM (aWjrD)
When it ended I was incredulous that the director had foisted that on us. It was an open act of contempt.
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK
Tell me your thoughts about The Road.
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:29 PM (Gq2N2)
I've seen zombie porn and semi-snuff films that were more morally uplifting and enjoyable movie experiences.
The books are worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK8)
I took my mom to see that. I think I did indeed fall asleep.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (97qI7)
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I haven't seen that one. People seem to love it or hate it. Polarizing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: J Peterman at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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I HATED that movie. Hated it. Glorification of extra-marital sex. Awful.
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK
The Reader is only good if you still held on to your older woman fantasy you had as a kid.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)
Didn't watch it ... but Diane Lane was always easy on my eyes.
Nothing at all like the book... They had to incorporate a lesbian couple etc.
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:26 PM (gmo/4)
First time I saw that, it hit me harder than any movie ever had previously, even Where the Red Fern Grows. I left the theater sat in my car and blubbered for about fifteen minutes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2019 05:31 PM (DMUuz)
You're half right.
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Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (d7Ww2)
As I understand it, that's what the comic character is like.
Posted by: Shep! at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)
Yeah ... but it's Diane Lane so it gets a pass.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (97qI7)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (eg609)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Jonah at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: PhilDirt at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (/we70)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK
The Reader is only good if you still held on to your older woman fantasy you had as a kid.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (ODaO0)
I have the thing for older women, always have.
But the Reader is morally repugnant.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)
Under the Tusken Suns was pure Sandpeople propaganda.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (gmo/4)
The resulting movie your imagination creates will be way better than the real thing.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Shep! at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (oVJmc)
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Some comic geeks in my office described her as a superhero none of the other superheroes like.
Posted by: Wicked, Wicked Eris at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (kQs4Y)
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I was a deputy district attorney and having a hard time. It's very emotionally trying swimming in the sewer of crime all the time. I went to NCFOM hoping to recharge my crime-fighting batteries and what I got is there's too much too evil out there. Give up now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK
It was one of his worst books. You probably would not like it because he definitely is dark and is anti-hero in many ways as you say. But a good book from McCarthy is All the Pretty Horses. Don't get me started on the movie because it is about the worst piece of film I have ever seen
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (n13/j)
Elaine Benes watching The English Patient
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (oVJmc)
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I was a deputy district attorney and having a hard time. It's very emotionally trying swimming in the sewer of crime all the time. I went to NCFOM hoping to recharge my crime-fighting batteries and what I got is there's too much too evil out there. Give up now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Sicario tells that story better. And bad guys eat bullets in it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (XmV7U)
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Cormac McCarthy sucks cocks in Hell
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He's still alive.
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Then he's going to a lot of trouble to suck cocks down there. He must really like it.
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (RVcmP)
I adore Too Wong Foo. Like My Cousin Vinnie, one of the few films that to me has a perfectly written classic-style script. Perfectly written and plotted character arcs. And both have a brilliant marriage of perfectly cast actors bringing great material to life.
Still have not seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert yet! I denounce myself. Dumplin' is also a good "drag" film of sorts. But its main drag queen also acted on Lost and I kept wanting him to scream WAAAALT! the whole time, lol.
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (hvf9s)
Casey Affleck should br drawn and quartered for that piece of shit.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (h+jLQ)
But given an Oscar for The Killer Inside Me. Not my preference but I think it's one of the best of the Dark film genre.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (n13/j)
See, that's the book that fooled me into reading more Cormac McCarthy. I learned, but it was a long, hard, ugly lesson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK8)
Waste of money.
Waste of time.
People who hate me pretending to be other people, who also hate me, telling me how I should hate myself.
Fuck movies."
Alright...but that isn't particularly helpful, is it?
You could say that about anything.
Music sucks...just a bunch of pampered, no talent hacks that hate everything of values.
Literature sucks...authors are lonely perverts who force their sick fantasies on us through words rather than images.
Cars suck. Politically connected assholes look for ways to jack up the prices with useless government mandates so they can pay their fat, lazy union workers and still make a huge profit.
Yeah, you can no participate in the culture war...but it is the same as surrender (and just about as fun).
Posted by: mrshad at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (kkNqO)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (90T4r)
You don't piss off your audience before you get their money.
Posted by: Iblis at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (iJhOL)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK
Sicario was harsh. Never saw NCFOM. Sicario was good, though. Just really brutal.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM
Waterworld is ok. It's a fun flick that is saved with epic level scene chewing by Dennis Fucking Hopper.
Posted by: otho at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (LkFnL)
I took my mom to see that. I think I did indeed fall asleep.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 26, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)
The wife and I spent the last 30 minutes of the movie mocking it MST3K style. It was that bad.
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a misanthrope at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (90T4r)
Sicario - yes, yes, yes!
Hell or High Water - no, no, no!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (97qI7)
uplifting and enjoyable movie experiences.
I like a good movie, with a tight plot, even if the guys I like lose. Of course, I like the anti-hero.
Cool Hand Luke. Even something as recent as Heat. As far as I'm concerned, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is just an unhappy ending played backward. And I've watched that one several times.
Posted by: Irony at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (Gq2N2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:35 PM (bcbK
Sicario was harsh. Never saw NCFOM. Sicario was good, though. Just really brutal.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (BD/yx)
"You are not a wolf. And this is the land of wolves, now."
Yes. But I loved the clarity of it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK8)
Someone needs to clone Nichole Kidman.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:21 PM (XAbde)
I volunteer as tribute.
Posted by: flounder
That's NOT how you clone her!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 26, 2019 05:27 PM (eg609)
Beg to differ. That's how I do it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (BXMxN)
I'm not sure what the character is supposed to be like (re the books), but Atkinson is very, very good in a dramatic role.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (ODaO0)
No quite right , old bean! Cheerio and off to the cinema to get a dose of Socialist mind-poison and propaganda, eh wot??
Watch whatever you want champ. I haven't paid for a movie since Rocky 2.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (LL1Be)
Horses. Don't get me started on the movie because it is about the worst
piece of film I have ever seen
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:34 PM (n13/j)
See, that's the book that fooled me into reading more Cormac McCarthy. I learned, but it was a long, hard, ugly lesson.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK
I see what you are getting at. They get darker and darker. Even the second ins the border trilogy "the crossing" is a hard slog. I am glad I read it though.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:39 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (90T4r)
Sicario - yes, yes, yes!
Hell or High Water - no, no, no!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2019 05:37 PM (97qI7)
Heh heh heh.... guess that's why they make more than one movie....
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:40 PM (90T4r)
I've recently watched two of the Maigret movies with Rowan Atkinson.
I'm not sure what the character is supposed to be like (re the books), but Atkinson is very, very good in a dramatic role.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)
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Really? I did not know he did any serious acting. I'll have to check them out.Interesting.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:40 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 26, 2019 05:40 PM (DQjsT)
Posted by: mrshad at February 26, 2019 05:36 PM (kkNqO)
You're doing it wrong.
The Guess Who - American Woman
https://youtu.be/9uf6EY2BZBw
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 26, 2019 05:40 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (AllCR)
CNN International
@cnni
Monica Lewinsky became a household name 20 years before the #MeToo movement. Looking back, CNN Chief Political Correspondent Dana Bash says the media ultimately failed the White House intern.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Peaches at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (f9vzp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (PkIg+)
however, if you've read one of his books, you've read them all, pretty much.
I liked the picture of the Texas plains and the cowboys.
but mostly the cowboys....
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (AllCR)
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Suburban housewives say they like McCarthy so the other "ladies who lunch" will think them profound.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)
He tells a good tale without bothering to explain anything. Things and people just are. Mostly bad.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (XAbde)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:22 PM (oVJmc)
I'll honestly take generic in a comic book movie. It's mass for mass appeal. And for most of the characters they have a defined backstory that you don't want to fuck around too much with. When you do you get man of steel
Posted by: Buzzion at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (WaxcS)
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Posted by: WR at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (O9JR8)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (q177U)
She apparently is obsessed about more diversity in movies etc... (as if it was impossible to find actors of color). Well, that can be easily arranged for you.
Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (MxEKc)
Mrs. kim and I watched Reality bites last night on amazon prime. It was our first date movie 25 years ago yesterday, it still sucks 25 years later.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 26, 2019 05:44 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:44 PM (oVJmc)
Monica Lewinsky became a household name 20 years before the #MeToo movement. Looking back, CNN Chief Political Correspondent Dana Bash says the media ultimately failed the White House intern.
So CNN was on the Wrong Side of History?
Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2019 05:44 PM (hvf9s)
The Last of the Mohicans was a good film, especially if you are a hopeless romantic like me.
Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM (q177U)
Too bad they did not shoot the film in the Adirondacks.
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2019 05:44 PM (gmo/4)
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I like Cormac McCarthy.
however, if you've read one of his books, you've read them all, pretty much.
I liked the picture of the Texas plains and the cowboys.
but mostly the cowboys....
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2019 05:42 PM
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That's because, in the books, you can't smell them.
Posted by: the horses, wrinkling their noses at February 26, 2019 05:45 PM (RVcmP)
I'm not sure what the character is supposed to be like (re the books), but Atkinson is very, very good in a dramatic role.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)
He's very good in that show. Unfortunately, there were only 2 seasons of it.
Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2019 05:45 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: kraken at February 26, 2019 05:33 PM (90T4r)
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What? You didn't like the crazy jet ski pirates? Or the end with the hot mom and cute kid and a beautiful island then he bails back out to sea? Because that was totally believable.
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2019 05:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2019 05:43 PM (MxEKc)
Didn't see her pass on her extremely "white" career, did we?
Diversity so long as she gets the lead? What?
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 26, 2019 05:46 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Dan Rather at February 26, 2019 05:46 PM (6eEQ+)
poster said was in the style of Cormac McCarthy. It had run on
sentences,was quite confusing, and sounded like the guy was on speed. I
have never read anything by Cormac McCarthy; If that's his writing
style I don't want to read his work. What's the big deal about him?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2019 05:41 PM (AllCR)
His books are pretty interesting. His most famous book is Blood Meridian but his best is All the Pretty Horses. Some might call it pretentious and overwrought but his writing style is unique. Particularly in Blood Meridian, on one page he is doing old west vernacular and the next it is more like the King James Bible.
I think one of the big deals about him is that he is a recluse that almost never gives interviews or explains his works. He came into the national spotlight with the movies No Country For Old Men and later for The Road.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2019 05:47 PM (n13/j)
I'm not sure what the character is supposed to be like (re the books), but Atkinson is very, very good in a dramatic role.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)
He's very good in that show. Unfortunately, there were only 2 seasons of it.
Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2019 05:45 PM (cF8AT)
That's on my to-watch list, starting tonight!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:48 PM (bcbK8)
Seasons 1 - 4 were good. Season 5 (last season) got a little too political.
Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2019 05:52 PM (cF8AT)
I'm not sure what the character is supposed to be like (re the books), but Atkinson is very, very good in a dramatic role.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 26, 2019 05:38 PM
I saw only one episode not too long ago. I was pleasantly surprised by how well Atkinson did in a dramatic role. I'll have to watch the others when I get the chance.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2019 05:54 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 26, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK
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Nah, fuck that. He's a rude man.
Posted by: Sugartits. at February 26, 2019 05:54 PM (2vhg2)
1. The plot was ridiculous, although it did highlight how much personnel accountability has improved since WWII. After my dad was released from the hospital, he spent 6 weeks trying to get to his unit, catching rides on trucks heading forward to the last place anyone had heard that they were. I have to think that there were thousands like him.
2. The first 20 minutes bothered me a lot. For the next several days I heard the ping of bullets hitting the metal obstacles.
3. The best scene in the movie is when Captain Miller comes to the battalion CP to get the Ryan mission after having just lost his company. He looks around and notices there's one guy shaving and another making coffee. You just know that he is beyond contempt for the headquarters pukes. I hope the technical advisors fought for those few seconds of film, because I can't see a civilian even conceiving what it all means.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 26, 2019 05:56 PM (S8ZhK)
don't know your age but at the time, they were anti establishment more than anti american. Just sayin'.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 26, 2019 05:59 PM (uin19)
LOL, Matt Gaetz just cautioned Cohen about his "past" and what might
come out during the testimony... it includes past girl friends... The
dems are pissing their pants saying it's intimidating a witness... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2019 05:18 PM (O2RFr)
Attorney Client privilege. How does that work, exactly?
Tell the attorney your secrets, and he blabs them in front of Congress, run by the opposite party.
Is that about right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 26, 2019 06:02 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 26, 2019 06:21 PM (vv8pr)
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Hopefully, the location of all of Jussie Smollett's hook-ups for at least the next three years.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 26, 2019 06:25 PM (tkyK5)
Really it was Rick Flagg that did it for me. Stressed, depressed, quotable... "I'm a soldier, you're a serial killer who takes credit cards."
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at February 26, 2019 06:51 PM (MTy1B)
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