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"Veep" Writer: We Based Some of the Awful Behavior of Our Show's Unpleasant Main Character On Rumors We Heard About Amy Klobuchar
One rumor they heard a "million times" -- that Amy Klobuchar actually made her staffers shave her legs for her.
They tried to work that into the show, but it was too absurd. Is it true? Well, let me apply the same standard to Amy Klobuchar as she applied to Brett Kavanaugh: If someone said it, fuck yeah it's true! But apparently the terrible, terrible character "Selina Meyers" was partly based on Amy Klobuchar. Such a nasty woman. Below, Barstool Sports has discovered video of Amy Klobuchar on the Metro.This is a disturbing video of @amyklobuchar pic.twitter.com/QoncrqDIIk
— Barstool News Network (@BarstoolNewsN) February 13, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 13, 2019 06:21 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 13, 2019 06:21 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 06:21 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (BXMxN)
What they hell kind of name is Klobuchar?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (IXZGh)
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FIRST!!!!!!
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)
Other than that, she seems nice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (K8gH+)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (Vz97c)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (NLLmE)
Hi, Amy Klobuchar for Gillette...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (/f5AZ)
Posted by: kalllisto at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (KOyUH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)
Wasn't she the crazy old chick in the movie Young Frankenstein? Frau Klobuchar?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (UdKB7)
Another thirty minutes she would have resembled a Yeti.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (/f5AZ)
And someone is going all out with brown Willie Brown's brown willie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (c+2jX)
Isn't that enough? What more do you need?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)
My plan. She's working......
Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (hjaPQ)
That and she can demand higher speaking fees because now she's a presidential candidate.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (pRXuV)
Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (HrSJb)
I mean when she is saying "why? why?" about 1000 good answers pop into my mind immediately.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (q177U)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (c+2jX)
*********
Hair today.
Gone tomorrow.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (K8gH+)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (BXMxN)
Remember, it is the seriousness of the charge that matters.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: The Queen Of England at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (oVJmc)
3 ring binder steadiness tester
Worst Job
Shaving her leg to high cut panty line
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (786Ro)
Why T-Bone, of course.
Funny he'd have a friend named after a steak he DOESN'T EAT......
I just want to know if T-Bone knows cousin Pookie.
Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (KOyUH)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (/rm4P)
The same people who thought Pawlenty was gonna be President are all fired up about her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Zombie Warren Oates at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (AXYuA)
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (KOyUH)
Isn't that a suburb of London?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (QwMxH)
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (Ibwur)
I mean when she is saying "why? why?" about 1000 good answers pop into my mind immediately.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM
It's so over-the-top people are thinking, "She's mentally ill. I pity her." You don't want to make eye contact with or verbally engage a mentally ill person on the subway.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, voted worst boss on the hill at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Redenzo at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (QwMxH)
Posted by: Former Klobuchar Staffer at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Mongo at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)
I knew a Klobuchar in elementary school. She was hot. At least insofar as third graders are able to assess hotness.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (FTlwv)
"I know, right?!"
- - Bro-Fo Omar, St. Paul, MN.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (k1TUh)
Which proves Corey's not the vegan he claims to be.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Jonah
seconded
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (QwMxH)
Citied.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (KOyUH)
Posted by: Ha at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: windbag at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (4JkRD)
Is it even acceptable to admit that a Democrat in Congress is n awful person while they're still in office?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (W+vEI)
Did she make them wash their hoohaa?
Did she make them wear make up?
Did the trannies have a problem with all that?
Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (NLLmE)
LOL, auto-correct is funny! It changed "ruining" to "running" in your post!
Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (xyung)
So, she's mad as a hatter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (HrSJb)
but she's so little! She's like this fired up ragestroking little midget. I would ask her, don't you want to go back to munchkin town and ask the Lollipop League for some help?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (k1TUh)
Someone is working hard behind the scenes to reveal this and take her out. Cui bono?
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (jTtG1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (M+Lyo)
See, this is bullshit. They should not get to keep that money. fuck.. donate it or something but to able to keep millions of dollars for a failed candidacy? As I said, bullshit.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (dUJdY)
If you dive into the masses expect to be manhandled by them.
There is no safe spaces on mass transit.
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (FTlwv)
Went the way of Virginia Gentlemen and tough New Yorkers. But be assured that Californians are still navel-gazers.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Sir Walter Raleigh at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (FTlwv)
___
He don't eat meat but he sure like the bone
Posted by: Dead Eye Dick at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Amy Klabber Girl at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
who is Amy again? idk, but she is horrible, and she colluded with Russia. She was one of the peeing hookers on the bed ... everyone knows that. Those that don't believe it are literally Hitler.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: An Observation at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (X49qg)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Nobody. Your hair doesn't grow when you die, but it appears to as the skin shrinks back.
Posted by: The Mortician at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (Ibwur)
All you can eat for lunch team
*yeah yeah yeah*
Sen Klobuchar
I am wearing bikini to the pool
*violent retching*
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (6eEQ+)
I shaved my legs prior to taping for football.
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (VLXcj)
Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (HrSJb)
If true, this is bananas!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (sGtp+)
Not very good performance art, but with Democrats, it's the thought that counts, not the results.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:35 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (M+Lyo)
She hasn't denied it. Why won't she make a statement? What is she afraid of?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The kind that should be followed by a horse whinny when spoken.
Posted by: Aviator at February 13, 2019 06:35 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Duly noted.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (KOyUH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Jonah
He might have Captain Pike Syndrome too. He's been looking ropey the last couple tears.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Adriane the Blinded By Science Critic ... at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (LPnfS)
"You're an angry little elf, aren't you?"
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (cRkMZ)
Other than that, she seems nice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at
_________*___*_________
In other words she's an average liberal female politician.
Posted by: Cosda at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (8VH6O)
Hero sent behind lines to find barber with skill and strope to bring Ruth privates home clean!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (FTlwv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ok45DDVbxk
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (4e+hS)
F'em. If they can run with "I can see Russia from my house"we can run with this.
Posted by: Bert G at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (FTlwv)
Went the way of Virginia Gentlemen and tough New Yorkers. But be assured that Californians are still navel-gazers.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (VaN/j)
Having been born and raised and for now still living here, there sadly is one big difference. Naval gazing was and is always here, but once upon a time people came out here to make their dreams come true.
THAT California spirit is now DEAD.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (Evws/)
Not only Bubba, but the Hildabeast and teh JEF too. What are they plotting?
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (/rm4P)
Congressman Drew Ferguson (R-GA) had a copy of a biography of Robert E. Lee in his outer office. Visitors from the American Federation of Government Employees saw it and are terribly, terribly outraged.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM
That's just one of many reasons she won't be president. Nobody knows how to pronounce her name. Klobooker, Klobutcher, Klobucket, Klingon, whatever.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (zmIJL)
That's the only way this video happens.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Don Q at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM
**500 moron hands shoot up**
Posted by: The Horde at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (d7Ww2)
first you have to find out where they keep the nuclear wessels.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (VLXcj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM
**500 moron hands shoot up**
Posted by: The Horde at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (786Ro)
Make that 501!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (f3oO4)
Almost everybody I ever met from MN have been really nice.
Weird they vote for these freaks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM
Try a damp washcloth between your skin and the heating pad.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: slowdown at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (fWdPl)
---
You'd be surprised how many girls will come to your house from the internet though when you are an ex-president.
Wooo-heee Some of them even think they aren't gonna f*ck me.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (xyung)
Feels like it. Its this pack with plastic beads and some kind of liquid. Freeze or microwave.Brilliant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Back in 2008, I was saying "What the hell kind of name is Barack Obama"? Then look what happened.
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (786Ro)
Shaving Ruth Privates
starring "Bosom Buddies" star Tom Hanks
the cleanup scene at the end is worth waiting for!
Posted by: Tom Hanks agent at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (q177U)
She has that dirty girl vib.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (ePWRo)
THAT California spirit is now DEAD.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (ujg0T)
California has attracted the best and the worst of people from around the country, and the world. (Much like America did from other countries.)
It attracted the talented and industrious who felt smothered by the society they grew up in. But it also attracted the shitheads and ne'er-do-wells (e.g., Charles Manson, Jim Jones) who were basically run off by the society they grew up in.
California navel-gazing joke: a missile goes astray from Vandenburg and lands in the desert. Five Californians find it, and start a new religion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (xyung)
If you DEMAND I be a Gentleman, you don't deserve me to be one.
Kind of a Catch 22 type of thing.
Posted by: Don Q at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (W+vEI)
Just sayin
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (jTtG1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (xyung)
I can
T-Bone be my friends
T-Bone arways sexing me good
T-Bone its what for dinner
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (JFO2v)
And a leech on your taint. It will remove the ill humours.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (/tuJf)
Then they'd best not check out my library!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (q177U)
And a leech on your taint. It will remove the ill humours.
At least !
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: horses of Castle Frankenstein at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM "
In all seriousness, if you have a muscle that's locking up due to injury or stress, you can go one better by using heat for 15 minutes, then an icepack for 15, then back to heat. It'll be a surprise how well this works on badly cramped areas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: The Winning at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (rpnTL)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (NLLmE)
Almost everybody I ever met from MN have been really nice.
Weird they vote for these freaks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (r+sAi)
In my experience, they're nice, but retarded, and utterly lacking in the common sense to distinguish between people to whom it's appropriate to be nice, and people who ought to be on Death Row.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (YqDXo)
Well, tied for worst, anyway. Jackson-Lee probably requires more gilded pillows for her chairs though.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Thank you for remembering.
He passed this earth this afternoon, quite peacefully and is now buried in his favorite hunting spot at the margin of the woods. He was 21 years and had a very full life.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: SamIam at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (oasF3)
Or are her clones on campus everywhere? And the first to protest anything deemed white or jewish or male or conservative or really anything at all?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM "
In all seriousness, if you have a muscle that's locking up due to injury or stress, you can go one better by using heat for 15 minutes, then an icepack for 15, then back to heat. It'll be a surprise how well this works on badly cramped areas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (k1TUh)
Thanks. It's really not that bad. Just noticeably sore/stiffer than normal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Sounds like a real piece of work herself.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (fqUgw)
Is it even acceptable to admit that a Democrat in Congress is n awful person while they're still in office?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (W+vEI)
Well of course it is!*
*But only if they have announced a bid for president and you have a different person in mind and so you need to clear the field for them.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (WaxcS)
OT:
Whoever suggested heating pad for the neck, I owe you a beer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)
JJ, you're here for us with the unparalleled "Morning Report".
Back at ya!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Blind-nice.
Drives me freaking nuts.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (NLLmE)
What kinds did they have at Westminster?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM
That's just one of many reasons she won't be president. Nobody knows how to pronounce her name. Klobooker, Klobutcher, Klobucket, Klingon, whatever.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (zmIJL)
She should marry Corey Booker (if he weren't a fruit). Then she could be Amy Klobuchar-Booker.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (eASYU)
Have we reached the point in the Klobuchar Bitch farce when she and her stupid lying supporters say it's okay when a Man Boss acts assertive but when a woman boss does it she's "bossy" and a "bitch"?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (Xh0xU)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (+fPHo)
I was thinking of you both all day. Sending you hugs. I know it's awful.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (VLXcj)
Apparently Ruth and Mary are in communication.
Posted by: Miklos, rumormonger at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (zCyNd)
anyone remember BOSSY??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (Xh0xU)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (FTlwv)
That's quite a run for a cat, Jinx. Thank you for the update. I'm sure Vanya will say hi to him when he gets there.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (bUjCl)
few millions left over from my presidential campaign. So sorry, I guess
this will pay for my new vacation house in Costa Rica.
That and she can demand higher speaking fees because now she's a presidential candidate.
This. The reason why so many candidates who have NO prayer of even getting close are throwing their hats in the ring. The chance to skim a bunch of $$$ for your family and friends during your short lived/unsuccessful campaign
Posted by: cfo mom at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: The Winning at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (rpnTL)
beneath the planet of the apes. seen it.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (sGtp+)
I am honestly scared at the prospect of really knowing how he puts the MoRe together.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (8erNz)
#Don'tCallHerBossy
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (Xh0xU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ILikeMyMenMachoandStrongand FullOfToxicTestosterone at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (Xbys0)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (NLLmE)
#BossyIsTheNewNword
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (Xh0xU)
I am honestly scared at the prospect of really knowing how he puts the MoRe together.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (8erNz)
Hint: I started doing it about the time the opioid crisis hit...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (Z4rgH)
Apparently Ruth and Mary are in communication.
Posted by: Miklos, rumormonger at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (zCyNd)
Mary's dead too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (KOyUH)
Sounds like good companionship, on both sides ...
Posted by: Adriane the Blinded By Science Critic ... at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Is that procedure covered?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Ha at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (Z4rgH)
She's reporting to spring training with the pitchers and catchers as we type.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (gC2IV)
JJ, you're here for us with the unparalleled "Morning Report".
I am honestly scared at the prospect of really knowing how he puts the MoRe together.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (8erNz)
I'm not gonna say it's magic, but, it's magic.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Is that procedure covered?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (FTlwv)
Uncovered is probably best.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)
astray from Vandenburg and lands in the desert. Five Californians find
it, and start a new religion.
beneath the planet of the apes. seen it.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM
---
See: Hubbard, L. Ron.
He started Scientology on a bet.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Soylent Green New Deal at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (d7Ww2)
Need to do a Mary Tyler Moore theme song edit for the Bro-Fo.
"I'm going to KEEEEEEEEEL you after all..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
Were the protesters surrounding the rings with signs denouncing the racist dog breed name?
Would the preferred name for a female c.h. be Bitch of Color?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (+fPHo)
YES
Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (q177U)
Propose a wild what-if crime scenario, state "If true, this could rise to the level of treason, or at least disqualify from office" then insist that there be an investigation, because the allegation is too big to ignore.
I'll start: Amy Klobuchar was in a 6 way gang bang with Iranian and French diplomats to secure the Iranian nuclear deal. If true, this could rise to the level of treason, or at least disqualify her from office. This needs to be investigated, the allegation is to serious to ignore!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Is that procedure covered?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (FTlwv)
I'm not picturing that as useful for reducing stiffness.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (eAMlh)
I am honestly scared at the prospect of really knowing how he puts the MoRe together.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (8erNz)
I'm not gonna say it's magic, but, it's magic.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (sy5kK)
Its a great read. Seriously, its really the only news I read in the morning.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (tVQUs)
Just about every time a Republicans nominate a woman in order to get female voters, it usually back fires.
Posted by: Blago at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (Gk3gh)
their daughters: the more you yell and scream and demand the less likely
a man is going to do what you want. All you're doing is making him
stubborn and angry and contemptuous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)
Absolutely. Stop talking entirely except to answer direct questions. Of course, I don't know what I'd "demand" or scream about. Just no longer cooperating works far better.
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
10,000 lakes. Five million retards. (Apologies to MN Morons.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ha at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (MAstk)
Nice, so they void the deal AFTER he has given them what they wanted?
Or was the deal voided because he had nothing to actually give them that they wanted?
Interesting.
Posted by: Don Q at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)
My husband, my brother, and I are both highly offended.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar (D-Mogadishu) at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (dUJdY)
The point of campaign finance legislation* is to ensure that the campaigners are well financed!
*Written by lawyers billing by the hour and looking for lots of repeat business!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (f3oO4)
Mary, Rhoda, Phyllis and... Ilhan?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (jTtG1)
________________
Yep, she died in 2017, at age 80. She lived a pretty long life for somebody with juvy diabetes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (fqUgw)
236 California navel-gazing joke: a missile goes
astray from Vandenburg and lands in the desert. Five Californians find
it, and start a new religion.
--------
beneath the planet of the apes. seen it.
---
See: Hubbard, L. Ron.
He started Scientology on a bet.
i was under the impression that scientology was more dc-8 than missile.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:51 PM (oVJmc)
Stop shaving, save the planet!
Posted by: Soylent Green New Deal at February 13, 2019 06:51 PM (uloIh)
BTW, has Jonah the Whale pronounced on the NYT writer's new book and her plagiarism troubles?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 06:51 PM (VaN/j)
their daughters: the more you yell and scream and demand the less likely a man is going to do what you want. All you're doing is making him stubborn and angry and contemptuous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)
This. Plus he'd feel craven for bending to this verbal assault.
This broad must be out of her mind. Did she really think berating a young black guy like this was going to work?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (9Om/r)
It's the ONLY news you need to read in the morning!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (jTtG1)
Lee Meredith or the girl washing the car from "Cool Hand Luke."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (zBaqJ)
Whoever suggested heating pad for the neck, I owe you a beer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
**500 moron hands shoot up**
Posted by: The Horde
Failure is an orphan
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (aKsyK)
saying that he "intentionally" lied to the FBI, special counsel, and to
the grand jury
So, how does this work, Judge Rocket Scientist?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Is that procedure covered?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (FTlwv)
I'm not picturing that as useful for reducing stiffness.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (eAMlh)
It doesn't get rid of stiffness, it just relocates it.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM (tVQUs)
Sorry to threadjack but...
Good news: McDonalds really does have better-tasting coffee than Starbucks does.
Bad news: McDs doesn't quite seem to get what "decaf" means... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM (miE9U)
Hubert Humphrey got as close as any Minnesota politician ever will to being elected President. She won't get as far as Walter "1 and 49" Mondale.
Posted by: JB1000 at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM (tjr3U)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (mWtgZ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM (xPl2J)
cc: Corey Booker
Word to the wise.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (OKeCc)
Minnesota, what the hell happened to you?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (vE2Ex)
Posted by: David Miscavige at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (6eEQ+)
But a man who does, will.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (eAMlh)
The Tudor kings had people called "Grooms of the Stool". Their job was to, er, "assist the king in his toileting needs". IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: antisocialist at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM (2shuf)
"Shave My Legs / Fuck That Bitch"
Posted by: Soylent Green New Deal at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM (vE2Ex)
But a man who does, will.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (dNzKv)
cc: Corey Booker
Pls ignore my previous communication.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (KOyUH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (YqDXo)
I think this means that now he goes to trial on the other charges, the ones that were plead out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (Xh0xU)
Need to do a Mary Tyler Moore theme song edit for the Bro-Fo.
My husband, my brother, and I are both highly offended.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar (D-Mogadishu) at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (zCyNd)
So Ilhan, was that you or your brother on top during your wedding night?
And they effing voted her into the US Congress.
Bartender, can I get another shot of Taqiyya?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (sy5kK)
Manafort's plea deal, saying that he "intentionally" lied to the FBI,
special counsel, and to the grand jury
Posted by: Ha at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (MAstk)
Nice, so they void the deal AFTER he has given them what they wanted?
Or was the deal voided because he had nothing to actually give them that they wanted?
Interesting.
Posted by: Don Q at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM
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They voided the plea deal because he intentionally lied to protect his son. He had nothing to "give".
That other Judge did everything in his power to get him to revoke his plea deal last month but manafort refused.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (aKsyK)
My dad disagrees.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (a0IVu)
In the Congressional Hot Tub.
Even Menendez was grossed out.
Posted by: Miklos, not an eyewitness at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (vE2Ex)
Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: cfo mom at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (RfzVr)
saying that he "intentionally" lied to the FBI, special counsel, and to
the grand jury
So, how does this work, Judge Rocket Scientist?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (oVJmc)
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I honestly try to pay attention, but this shit is so convoluted (intentionally I'm sure) that the only explanation is Mueller is engaged in a mockery of justice.
Posted by: MAGA at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (I5LRE)
That other Judge did everything in his power to get him to revoke his plea deal last month but manafort refused.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (JUOKG)
That's Michael Flynn, not Manafort.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (jTtG1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (ptqGC)
The Tudor kings had people called "Grooms of the Stool". Their job was to, er, "assist the king in his toileting needs". IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: antisocialist at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM (2shuf)
So, John Dingell really was descended from royalty...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (zBaqJ)
That other Judge did everything in his power to get him to revoke his plea deal last month but manafort refused.
You're confusing Man-o-fort with Flynn.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (Xh0xU)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (FTlwv)
That's quite a run for a cat, Jinx. Thank you for the update. I'm sure Vanya will say hi to him when he gets there.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (t+qrx)
Eternally 20 year old HrothgarCat Missy will be there to greet her!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (f3oO4)
dated some hot lefty dancer in college. she made a big deal about not shaving because she had been in europe. barely 10 minutes into our first make out on the way to hot monkey love sex she gets up, yells "I can't do this! It is just so fucking gross! Wait here, I will be right back! Have to shave my legs."
she did. we did. was good that she did because she had great fucking legs. not that I got to look at them much.
she had nice feet and ankles too though. they were easy to get a look at because they were usually up by her ears.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (MTjB1)
Every state in the nation voted for Reagan in '84.
Except MN.
And D of C.
That is not a good look for a constituency, MN. We think your brains must be frozen.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (xPl2J)
Right, its key to understanding male psyche here. The more emasculated the result you're looking for is, the more he's going to resist it. The more manly and powerful it is, the more likely he'll do it. Women need to comprehend this, because it gives them best results.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (vE2Ex)
I had Rizzo Toe. AKA gout.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (zBaqJ)
It's as bad as that terrible William Macy show.
True.
And yet they can't give Julia Louis-Dreyfus enough awards.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (Xh0xU)
Having her for President would be like voting for Judy Tenuta
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (KOyUH)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (Xh0xU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: MAGA at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 07:01 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at F
fine, the pull the wax off yourself bitch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 13, 2019 07:01 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (vE2Ex)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM
All the English kings did, I think up to some point in the 1700s before they did away with it. The grooms actually had a lot of power due to their proximity to the king. They were always with the king. It was such an intimate thing that the king would confide in them. They probably knew whose head was going to get chopped off before anyone else.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (zmIJL)
My girlfriend needs a new set of clubs, so certainty is crucial.
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (jTtG1)
Neighbor has a Redbone Coonhound and four Treeing Walkers. And a Chesapeke Bay Retriever. It's, er, noisy.
And the Redbone Coonhound has a huge crush on my yellow Lab. They share toys under the chain link fence. I'll bet there's $50 worth of my dog's tennis balls in the neighbor's yard.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (9ENTO)
Every state in the nation voted for Reagan in '84.
Except MN.
And D of C.
That is not a good look for a constituency, MN. We think your brains must be frozen.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (6eEQ+)
What about Massachusetts? It was the only state that voted for Lonesome George McGovern in 1972, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (YqDXo)
Ya gotta remember to change the toner, clean the glass and shave Amy's beaver.
And don't forget to put the Brazilian wax in the truck before going out to the job.
Posted by: Guy Who Fixes the Copy Machine at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Mark1971 at F
that is just a matter of a little lighter fluid and a match.
you just have to make sure you let it burn long enough to get rid of the hair but not long enough to burn the skin.
in the business they refer to it as snatch flambe.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (9ENTO)
Hey, Andrea. You know what else creates a toxic climate? The Twin Towers coming down. And suicide vests roadside bombs, etc.
What a stupid twit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Skip at F
that was back in the days before gore where candidates were expected to win their home state.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (MTjB1)
Jane, yes I am here.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (9ENTO)
Just sent you an email. D'oh Boy was just here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
Evening all! Not really paying attention to the news. Still on a modest but persistent high from the MoMee.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM
~~~~~
He said it was because Roger Goodell hates him. LOL
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM
Ilhan Omar's next tweet will say it's visible to her who shaves Miss Lindsey.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (KOyUH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM
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If gore had won Tennessee he would have been President.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (kQs4Y)
Have been talking to Ben Had re the Texas MoMe. Husband and I are planning to come and bring D'oh Boy if he's available. He has a Marine vet buddy or two in Texas. Any chance you'll make it?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (WqPYg)
The last time Man-fort was in the Fake News was when Mueller went crying to the fraud judge that Manafort was "sending secret messages" while under arrest.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (Xh0xU)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
In hindsight....
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (kQs4Y)
Mmm, Peruvian.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (39g3+)
Yep. It's why men are less likely to vote for an attractive woman for President than women are to vote for an attractive man. They can cast him as their Prince Charming, handsome, virile, protective, etc., all of which works for feminine psychology.
Women don't understand that this doesn't work for men. The President is the leader and protector of the country, at least if his middle name isn't Hussein. Men want to protect women, to feel manly and powerful, but being protected by an one, especially an attractive one, is emasculating. They might do it if they're intellectually convinced she's the best choice, but it goes against the grain psychologically.
Which is why Kate Upton won't be President.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Amy's groom of the cooter at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at F
has to really suck. kind of like the opposite of sally fields "you like me you really like me moment."
you hate me! you really hate me! you hate me so much you prevented me from being president and showering you with pork!
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (YqDXo)
MA voted for Reagan both times, IIRC. It wasn't retarded (can't say the same now) so much as it just hated Nixon.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM
Decaf?
Burn the heretic!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (pqt5D)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Well, they DID know him best.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM
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She can still be my girlfriend though right?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (JUOKG)
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Reminds me of the Kids in the Hall sketch where some workers are complaining about their boss...
...Scott spits mush into a ziploc bag, then says, "And why can't he chew his own food?"
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (vA7rK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (YqDXo)
Listen to this man.
Posted by: Golda Meir at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (zCyNd)
Funny.
But not as funny as Countess Smirnoff von Clampett will never be President.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:10 PM (vE2Ex)
Ah, the wedding.
Dear Moronettes,
I pledge, in 50 years, if any of you are still not married, I will marry you, if you want.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 07:10 PM (Xh0xU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6SgQ6NCd1o
"..the fourth most psychoactive substance in the world. Wow! I'd better put it in my mouth then."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:10 PM (kQs4Y)
Spent two days cleaning out and organizing the wet bar cabinets. Amazing the stuff you find that you shoved in the back of the shelves when you moved in years ago and never organized because Life in a new house and town and carpooling.
Goodwill just got a trunk load of bar ware and wine bottle openers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (JUOKG)
Sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Thatch at February 13, 2019 07:11 PM (v5Cc/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2019 07:11 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM
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She can still be my girlfriend though right?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (JUOKG)
Sorry, man. There is a large, right-handed multimillionaire in the way.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:11 PM (vE2Ex)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (YqDXo)
Listen to this man.
Posted by: Golda Meir at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (zCyNd)
I almost said, "Which is why Kate Upton won't be President at least for a long long time."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 13, 2019 07:12 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 07:12 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Raciss
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 07:12 PM (NLLmE)
I always thought that about Gore's whining about Florida.
Hey, a-hole, if you'd won your home state, Florida wouldn't have mattered. So shut up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (YqDXo)
iirc, they actually did call MA for Mondale but changed the call overnight.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Avi at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (kSq2k)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (YqDXo)
All she has to do is stop working out every day. She's certainly as smart as your average politician.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (xxAFD)
Is Ruth Bader Ginsberg still dead?
Or has she risen to make law and drink the blood of the living?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (ptqGC)
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Depends on whether I have enough leave, I guess. Everyone wants a piece of the ol' Eris!
When is it again?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (kQs4Y)
Don't forget that Sargent Shriver was McGovern's (eventual) running mate. That helped cement MA.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (vE2Ex)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM
Forget it. This place is hopeless.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (pqt5D)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (YqDXo)
Listen to this man.
Posted by: Golda Meir at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (zCyNd)
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Now you tell me; so, you mean I could have been a contender?
Posted by: Madeleine Albright at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (WqPYg)
When is it again?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at F
has to be a funny, vulgar joke in there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (MTjB1)
I am pretty sure that video will be indistinguishable from the Democratic party presidential debates.
Posted by: Thatch
One word she didn't say: TRUMP!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Corey Booker, Heterosexual at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (kQs4Y)
Oct. 19. 10th anniversary of son arriving at the University of Parris Island.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (MTjB1)
Go ahead, take a look-see!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (vE2Ex)
Eagleton dodged a bullet there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: MAGA at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (6a/IE)
Posted by: The Green Leap Forward at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (vDqXW)
Is Ruth Bader Ginsberg still dead?
Or has she risen to make law and drink the blood of the living?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (CRRq9)
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"Well, she's not dead-dead." -- Whoopie Goldberg-Weinstein
Posted by: Shains -- Registered Hat Offender at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (kQs4Y)
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Hi Eris! That was a good time, wasn't it?
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (gEvQ8)
Reminds me of that stupid commercial where the dad is shaving his leg to demonstrate to his teenage daughter how to do it correctly. (I'd wonder why my dad knows so much about leg-shaving. Also, ewww.)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (zmIJL)
No, dammit, I was into bicycle road racing in college.
Posted by: The Dad in the commercial at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (eXA4G)
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Beto nut makes them yellow.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at F
you know, the problem with liking you and having met you is that the ability to willy nilly lovingly insult you is gone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (NLLmE)
*ponders*
Will there be shootin'?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (kQs4Y)
Ben Had says "Yes." And horses, too. And husband will roast some oysters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (vE2Ex)
Anyone that has 'shiv' in their name automatically gets the bluebell vote...
Or else.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 07:18 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2019 07:18 PM (Dqci2)
Posted by: 19th Amendment at February 13, 2019 07:18 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (MVjcR)
Wasn't it a good meetup? Nice conversational flow, primo guest list. You three put on a capital show!
Now Bluebell has even more data for her spreadsheet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:18 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (kQs4Y)
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Cue Alexander Courage's Star Trek battle music....
Posted by: Axeman at February 13, 2019 07:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Justasheep at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (eWmy1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (MTjB1)
Go ahead, take a look-see!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at F
you know, the problem with liking you and having met you is that the ability to willy nilly lovingly insult you is gone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (MTjB1)
That hasn't stopped anyone who was at the TXMoMee.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM
I'm picturing the Mango skits from SNL.
You cannot have-a the Eris!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (pqt5D)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (Z+IKu)
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You're no gentleman.
Posted by: Shouty Lady at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: April at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (zmIJL)
When I was playing football I injured first one, and the other ankle, so both lower legs had to be shaved up to almost mid-shin so the ankles could be taped up.
My socks used to fall down all the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (YqDXo)
Here's a photo of her over at CTH; she looks mighty tempting all alone there in that dress that could double as a bathrobe: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y42yhowh
Posted by: Shains -- Registered Hat Offender at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at F
I have a meaner streak than most.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (MTjB1)
confirmation because they are afraid it will make Trump look like he
made a great choice? My guess is they will find nothing on that guy -
and it will be the most boring confirmation of a stand up Grabdpa ever.
Posted by: Justasheep at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (eWmy1)
My only real problem with Barr is he has stated he and his wife are besties with Mueller.
That raises the hair on the back of my neck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Senate Aid Anon at February 13, 2019 07:21 PM (QE8X6)
They already done the hearing and the Committee vote. It's just a formality at this point.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 07:21 PM (/tuJf)
Oh Eris, save your leave and squander it on the TX Mo Mee, best investment you'll ever make!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:21 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (MTjB1)
I am unclear on this concept and feel that it violates virtually every rule in the Moron Guide to Moroning.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:21 PM (vE2Ex)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2019 07:23 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:23 PM (kQs4Y)
Oh Eris, save your leave and squander it on the TX Mo Mee, best investment you'll ever make!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:21 PM (f3oO4)
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Absolutely!
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:24 PM (MVjcR)
Hogmartin, are you going a-MoMeeing too?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:24 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (MTjB1)
I regret to inform you that your man card is currently under review by the AoS credential committee!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:24 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (MTjB1)
I regret to inform you that your man card is currently under review by the AoS credential committee!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at F
you should note that you and I have not met.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:25 PM (MTjB1)
Hogmartin, are you going a-MoMeeing too?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:24 PM (kQs4Y)
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You must!
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:25 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:26 PM (9ENTO)
Even Ben Had's wild horses couldn't keep me away!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:26 PM (f3oO4)
Doubt that this is true (I sure as hell would not want anyone near my legs with a razor, that might hold a grude) but the fact that this is still floating around speaks volumes to me.
Posted by: Picric at February 13, 2019 07:26 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:26 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:26 PM (9ENTO)
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I'm all tingly!
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:27 PM (MVjcR)
once you meet it is like you are in relationship and you start to have guidelines and obligations.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:27 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:25 PM (MTjB1)
To be fair, I was defending the AoS work ethic in general!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:27 PM (f3oO4)
My only real problem with Barr is he has stated he and his wife are besties with Mueller.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM
Worse yet, Barr defended that PoS Lon Horiuchi. He is another bum.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 07:28 PM (kiSdp)
Hogmartin, are you going a-MoMeeing too?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:24 PM (kQs4Y)
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You must!
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:25 PM (MVjcR)
Well gosh, I guess I have to now!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:28 PM (t+qrx)
Doubt that this is true (I sure as hell would not want anyone near my legs with a razor, that might hold a grude) but the fact that this is still floating around speaks volumes to me.
Posted by: Picric at F
guess no one is ever going to believe you donated $10 to the church.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:28 PM (MTjB1)
Well gosh, I guess I have to now!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:28 PM (t+qrx)
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It's a *really* good time!
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:27 PM (MTjB1)
I think the standards committee will accept that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (a0IVu)
I'm betting on strategic ambiguity.
Posted by: Miklos, a betting man at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:27 PM (MTjB1)
I think the standards committee will accept that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at F
lol, they might but it sucks. who wants to go from midnight booty calls and surprise anal to answering phone calls with some girl screaming "where are you and why is my mom yelling fuck me you dirty yankee?"
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:31 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:31 PM (9ENTO)
Posted by: hogmartin at F
if you want one just go up and grab one.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:31 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM
Worse yet, Barr defended that PoS Lon Horiuchi. He is another bum.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 07:28 PM (kiSdp)
I have trouble believing there are ANY honest politically connected lawyers in the DC Swamp.
And as a Virginian, I think the same goes for the State Swamps!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:32 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:31 PM (MTjB1)
"Come and take them"
🐈
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:33 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:35 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Miklos, a betting man at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (zCyNd)
In order to comply with the principles of the New Green Deal, Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg has announced she will continue to telecommute until 2024!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:35 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:35 PM (f3oO4)
Or telecommune. From beyond.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 07:38 PM (xxAFD)
peacefully and is now buried in his favorite hunting spot at the margin
of the woods. He was 21 years and had a very full life.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (FTlwv)
My condolences, Jinx. May his memory be a blessing to you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2019 07:43 PM (nPGq2)
The horses neighing should be played when her name is mentioned.
Posted by: nip at February 13, 2019 07:52 PM (NUH4Q)
So sorry to hear. At least you had Jinx Cat for a good long time.It does hurt to lose them. You will meet on the other side I am sure.
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at February 13, 2019 09:35 PM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: The Donald Rocks at February 13, 2019 09:51 PM (HkX3a)
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