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HERE IS A MAN
From Twitter, via Vee on YouTube, here's a story of a Male Feminist Ally on a date.
The Feminist Male Ally is HUGE fan of Gamergate troll and formerly relevant person Anita Sarkesian (@femfreq or Feminist Frequency) -- a nigh-psychotic feminist who rants endlessly about anti-feminist "tropes" in videogames, like female characters being attractive and having breasts. This guy ruins a date because he can't stop talking about feminist and gay-friendly tropes in TV shows and Anita Sarkesian's entire oeuvre. Meanwhile the poor woman is like, "OMG, what a sissy drip, he's going to start menstruating any second and then we'll be cycle sisters.*"Sean ConklinI am 99.98% sure that going to an arcade was his mantention, not hers. You'll see why later.
@SeanyConks @femfreq ruined my date the other day in the best way possible: a thread #thisispositiveipromise Met this woman on @hinge and we hit it off. She is a music teacher and I love music and work with kids myself. We seemed to be getting along well. I asked her out, we were going to go to the nature center but the weather turned, so we hit the local video arcade with vintage games
Note she said she likes Frasier and he says he likes both Cheers and Frasier. So that means that he could easily talk about the show she likes. He's a Male Feminist Ally so of course he'll do just that. Spoiler Alert: NOPE. He's going to ignore the thing she says she likes to babble endlessly about the thing he likes, all the while patting himself on the back as a Nice Guy Feminist Who Really Hears Women's Voices.
We had a good time. It wasn't Earth shattering, but good enough to merit a second date. We decided to get ice cream after work one day. We got our ice cream and walked around and talked for about an hour. The plaza we were in had a movie theater in it that we both frequent so naturally TV and movies came up. She mentioned #Frasier and I told her I often rewatch #Cheers and Frasier and that I love old shows, especially cheers.
I then began to talk about a specific episode of #Cheers, my favorite episode in which one of Sam's baseball buddies writes a book and comes out as gay in it. Sam openly supports him and the men at the bar become concerned that the bar will become a gay bar.I know when I go on first dates I always make a point of bringing up feminism and gay bars. It gets da bitches randy. It really puts the fizz in the snizz, IYKWIMAITYD.
Does this soyface retard realize all this woman heard for the past ten minutes is "gay, gay, gay, gab bar, gay men, gay, gay stereotypes, powerful social commentary"? Maybe he does. Maybe he thinks this is impressing her, or maybe "Telling her I am not a sexual threat at all." That's a weird thing that these Male Allies are concerned with.
Diane challenges them and says that gay men come in the bar all the time, but they just don't know it. Then men are adamant that they would know a gay guy if they saw one. She tells them there are two gay men there and if they can tell her who they are shell be quiet The men go on and make complete fools of themselves using outdated (even for the time) stereotypes of gay men to try to determine who it is. And they are proven wrong in the end. It was a powerful social commentary that is still relevant today, almost 30 years later
No shit. Well, then, I'm sure he will switch to a different sort of conversation to find something she might be interested in.
My date was not as interested in it as I was...
...so I explained that because I watched @femfreq and the tropes vs women videos...Jesus Christ just shook his head and said, "Oh, Me."
... as they came out and I was in college, I developed a critical eye using feminist critique and that's why I like that episode so much.Say, you know who's got a really good critical eye? Tim Gunn. Make it work, Conan the Ass-Slayer.
I don't know how this woman could have signaled "I find this entire topic boring and you refusal to move off of it selfish bordering on monomaniacal" any harder except by shooting you right in the fucking face with a bullet etched with the words SHUT THE FUCK UP FEMMY GEEK.
She then asked me if viewing movies and TV that way ruined it for me.
It was an odd question, one that i know is lobbied at the women in @femfreq constantly. When I told her that it didn't ruin it, just made me view it differently, she was not about it.Well! Finally he sees she's not interested in his obsession, so finally he's stop Mansplaining Feminism to her and move on to a different subject!
I mentioned some of the topics of the tropes v women videosOops no he's just going to try to tickle her fancy with other Anita Sarkesian topics.
...not even daring to go into the other amazing things those women do with that organization, and she was getting visibly frustrated.FINALLY HE GETS IT! NOW he'll talk about something more normal, like raping horses.
I didn't even tell the content, just the topic.Sorry, I was wrong. His only adjustment was to start giving her Anita Sarkesian Bullet Points instead of Anita Sarkesian Essays.
I was trying not to force my opinionAnd doing a fantastic job, too, Mansplainer. Question: Can you actually mansplain if you're not technically a man? There must be an award-winning Ph.D. paper on this subject somewhere.
Okay, now that he's finally gotten it, he can ask her, "So, what interests you?," right? Spoiler: NOPE.
He's complaining about girls in videogames wearing bikinis, like a total soywad. She says, "Well, I don't know, maybe sexy girls in bikinis could be a valid choice if that suits the creator's vision." You know -- expressing a normal, healthy relationship not just with sex but with men's desire for sex. In other words, saying, "I'm not a weirdo or a puritan or a total spazz and maybe might make a nice sexy girlfriend." I'm sure this rancid bag of estrogen will finally see that the purpose of a date is to find a mate, not talk about Anita Sarkesian with an unwilling partner. I'm sure he will finally see this as a positive opportunity.
At one point I said something like "it depends on the context of the game. If you have a war game and a woman is running around in a bikini and shooting guns, does that really make sense?" She said something like "well was the charachter designed to be arousing?"
Nope!
It was going badly for both of us.
This was a huge philosophical difference, yes, but also a intellectual difference. We thought of the world in drastically different ways. There was a point in our conversation she was mid sentence and just stopped and said "ok"Holy shit -- this guy finally picked up on a verbal cue. Maybe he's finally learning about male-female interactions. Spoiler Alert: NOPE.
So he takes her to an arcade, starts spitting Anita Sarkesian video games criticism in her face for an hour, and now they're talking about The Last Jedi. Does anyone think that she is actually choosing any of these topics here, or is this boorish, manterrupting nerd just bulldozing her and insisting they talk about whatever Spazz Topic pops into his Spazz head? Just so you know: It's the latter.
Then we started talking about #TheLastJedi and there was no going back.
She hated Luke, I loved Him. It was over. The end. No way to save that budding relationship. We haven't spoken since. It was a week ago.Ladies: He's single...
I'm seeing a vision of the future, and it involves the world's first documented Male Cat Lady, dying alone and unloved and unnoticed, surrounded by forty half-feral cats who proceed to devour his corpulent yet youngish corpse over a period of thirty days. And then I'm seeing this squalid apartment, and the next people who move in. And I'm seeing a couple sit bolt upright in the middle of the night as they hear a ghostly voice moaning: There should be more empowered, nonsexualized female characters in triple A game titles...
So that's how @femfreq ruined my date. It was good though, because not only did it show me her opinions on feminism, but it also showed me she wasn't willing to discuss it with someone and have a serious conversation. #NotCompatible #thankyoufemfreq #thankyouforcomingtomytedtalk
* "Cycle Sisters" stolen from Julie Kelly, who also calls them "The PMS Caucus." She's referring to the leftwing Democrat trolls who wore white (like Klansmen) to the State of the Union.
Weird Inversion: In a way, I almost want to applaud this guy as a Hero, because he is utterly unapologetic about bulldozing over anything this Stupid Inferior Woman wants to do or talk about, and insisting that they only things they can talk about are the things he, the Superior Masterful Male, wants to talk about. Meanwhile, we non-Male Feminist Allies totally cuck out on dates and try to listen to what the girl says and take what she says seriously and talk about the topics she proposes or seems to express interest in. So in a weird way, this Soyboy Beta Cuck is more of a Thuggishly Domineering Male that we pussies can ever dream of being. I mean, he's basically a Mack truck with a cow-catcher just blasting over Women's Voices like Mad Max at the end of The Road Warrior. On the other hand, he has an advantage we don't: I'm not sure he actually gives a shit about sleeping with women. That takes a lot of the pressure off, right there.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (QSdIk)
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I understand all those words individually, but when they are put together in that order, ...... I have no fucking clue what any of that paragraph means.
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (xyung)
Posted by: the_real_ch3 at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (IG5KL)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (Bdeb0)
Friends don't let friends date feminist allies.
Chances are good he's some sort of rapey dude like Joss Whedon.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (1pz14)
Forget it. You're still not getting any.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (GJkKh)
I don't know why I still post here when we have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Ace is THE Russian collusion connection!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (hdaWn)
$10 says he cuts his dick off and starts 'transitioning' within three years.
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Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (/wAOm)
He's afraid Crocs are too macho.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: Tawdry Prole at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (thbcn)
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She wasn't a real woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)
If "he" started out as a woman this would make so much more sense.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (W+vEI)
$10 says he cuts his dick off and starts 'transitioning' within three years.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xJa6I)
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I'm not taking that bet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 12:59 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)"
Yeah, that Peach is a fuckin' dime. You can totally see up her skirt in SMB2.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: dananjcon at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (7HtZB)
He's a raging narcissist who doesn't give a shit about what women actually have to say.
No wonder feminists think men are awful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (ANN96)
Sounds like the guy is from Seattle. That's exactly how every single man in Seattle sees the world.
No wonder I had to go to Florida to find someone I can talk with.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (6qErC)
Wow, that's just sad in so many, many ways.
But at least his cats love him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (HaL55)
Pfft. We plan on killing him in his sleep.
Posted by: The Cats at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (7HtZB)
Dude. You just bury a pearl like that in the middle?
That's a lede, baby!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (xyung)
Pixel Ass.
Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (0238f)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xJa6I)
If she's sinister and creative, he could be in for a lengthy regimen of some serious headgames. And, umm, other kinds of games...before he reaches the comparative liberation you describe.
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (xyung)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (7HtZB)
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Seinfeld never had a very special episode.
Maybe that early episode about trying to get a rent controlled apartment, but that might have been unintentional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Jodie Foster at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (/wAOm)
One lobs questions. One does not lobby a question.
Fail.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Bosk at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (9m9TT)
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Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (xyung)
Sounds like the guy is from Seattle. That's exactly how every single man in Seattle sees the world.
No wonder I had to go to Florida to find someone I can talk with.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Seattle, San Francisco, Portland.
Maybe we could work out a deal where the Chinese drop a neutron bomb on these places. Saves the buildings, kills the people.
Think about it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (vcOmj)
#1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!
any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (oZ6kz)
Wow, that's just sad in so many, many ways.
But at least his cats love him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (HaL55)
He strikes me as more of a pet ferret kind of boi.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (13CQC)
Was he sending a subtle subliminal message of "I'm GAY!"?
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (jYje5)
#1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!
any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)
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"Fraser? I like that show too. What's your favorite episode?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (ANN96)
...he can't stop talking about feminist and gay-friendly tropes in TV shows
and she's like "OMG what a sissy drip, he's going to start menstruating
any second and then we'll be cycle sisters."
*sniff* That was beautiful, man...
You also owe me a laptop.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)
I used to have a bicycle trainer you could hook up to a computer. It would display a moving picture of the back of a rider, the course, and a bunch of other things. I always picked the female character in the hot pink super tight biker shorts. If I was going to sit on the bike for a better part of an hour I was at least going to have a nice view.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (qM84C)
Wait till he starts lecturing you about how the bicycle shop episode of Different Strokes is problematically pedophobic.
Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (0238f)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)"
I go the Futurama route.
"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Maybe he does. Maybe he thinks this is impressing her, or maybe "Telling her I am not a sexual threat at all."
I'm not sure. She might be thinking that she's going to have the sorest ass on Earth tomorrow.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (KfVRF)
Posted by: sinalco at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: GregV61 at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (+5nuR)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (QSdIk)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (NLLmE)
Wait till he starts lecturing you about how the bicycle shop episode of Different Strokes is problematically pedophobic.
Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (0238f)
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"It's natural!"
*prances through the fields*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Jeffersonian at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (yX3gx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (ptqGC)
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!
Posted by: Tom Servo
#6 No that outfit doesn't make you look fat
#7 that girls big boobs are disgusting
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:00 PM (oZ6kz)
I would put on a corset and ballgown if it gave me 1.5 seconds of hovertime when I parkoured off buildings.
Posted by: trev006 at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (Prldh)
Ask any woman and you'll find that they're shocked when some man they met remembers something they said at that time. I've knocked a few of them speechless. So I'm guessing most guys don't remember. And I'm absorb it so they can repeat it back and have it come up in a conversation.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (WG0xd)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (PkVlr)
I don't know about you, but I laughed when Punky Brewster's friend got locked in that old refrigerator.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (5t9V6)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Dudley at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (/wAOm)
I have to admit that I don't recognize or understand 62% of the people and stuff you are writing about, here.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (KfVRF)
Even if this 'guy' was using this story to virtue signal as a way to get some pussy, it would be shameful. But the worst part? He's not. He isn't expecting to get laid from this. All he wants is to be retweeted by Anita Sarkeesian and get a bunch of 'yaaassssss' responses from lemmings.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Now that you mention it, anything with Beebe in it. "You're Fired, Mother!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Making fun of how "macho" Sam was (Ted Danson) as the bar owner. And his buddy catcher from the Red Sox was gay.
Well, not that there is anything wrong with being gay and playing ball (heh) for the Red Sox. Sounds typical for Red Sox, to me, actually.
Surprisingly, most women don't really want to talk about "gay" men issues too much, unless it is about a friend who is "gay".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (vcOmj)
And I thought my town was cucked out. Jay-zus.
I need to find out what town this guy's in. I mean, I presume he's extremely soy-filled and cucky even by local standards, but for him to get to a second date there, it's gotta be at Soy Level 11.
If I move there for a year, I can probably do more chicks than Wilt Chamberlain.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (xcbew)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (so+oy)
Would love to have "got" what I was reading. This is the first time since I got here in 2007 that I have asked Ace to explain or change something.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (bIh+M)
I did take film criticism classes in college. And she's kinda right: they did ruin movies for me. I'm prone to over-thinking stuff in general and deconstructing movies pretty much kills any enjoyment for 90% of the stuff out there.
An upside though, the 10% that's Quality I REALLY like and I know why it's (semi) objectively good.
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Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)
I used to have a bicycle trainer you could hook up to a computer. It would display a moving picture of the back of a rider, the course, and a bunch of other things. I always picked the female character in the hot pink super tight biker shorts. If I was going to sit on the bike for a better part of an hour I was at least going to have a nice view.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (kUmUV)
My favorite memory of ROTC was doing the two mile run behind a certain female cadet...
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (7HtZB)
Now that you mention it, anything with Beebe in it. "You're Fired, Mother!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)
OMG. The she-devil. LOVE HER.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (xcbew)
She needed to blow her rape whistle.
Posted by: Thatch at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (edSOm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (xyung)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (mhs6e)
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (7HtZB)
I resemble all of this remark.
One good thing about being a slow running, I got 'stuck' in the back with all the lady types.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (xJa6I)
FYI, my neighbor here has a Gasden flag, below his American flag. His son had the first Trump bumper sticker I saw here, still has one. And the son is gay. They aren't all soi boys out here.
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (JKNZq)
Just sayin'
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Jesus at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (ppBhU)
He was most brutal, ruthless exploiter of women I've ever known in my life. A handsome, charming type, he targeted overweight, not very attractive girls (Monica Lewinsky types), banged them, and dropped them like a bad habit.
Nice guy. Has received a number of awards for supporting women.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (xcbew)
Here's the kid of responses that you should not make so that the person thinks that they're totally into themselves:
Yes; I knew that. (said repeatedly)
saying "This is what you must do" rather than "Have you thought about this?"
Droning on and on about whatever is going on in your life and never asking about the other person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019
(*
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I liked the one where Norm turns out to have talent as an interior decorator, and to get jobs he has to pretend to be gay -- and that Sam is his "partner." It's actually funny. Any commentary is about the 1980s yuppies who insist that "their mechanics be German, their chefs be French, and their decorators . . ." [insert limp-wristed gesture]
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (7MRhd)
#1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!
any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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I'll tell you what would get me. Scene: dinner in a restaurant. We're both looking over the menu.
Him: What do you want?
Me: The x, the y, and the z.
Then when the waitron comes, he says "And the lady will have..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (XoAz8)
You know what overused stereotypes it really used?
That you can't spot a gay.
That straight men live in mortal fear of gays
That coming out as gay is the bravest, most courageous thing one can do
That educated women are the only ones who understand and accept gays
And on and on
It wasn't a very funny episode and probably ought to have played at 4pm, "a very special after school episode of Cheers."
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (8ih7B)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (bIh+M)
#1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!
any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory."
-Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)
^This Guy Gets It.^
Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (Ckg4U)
You know who seems to complain a lot about crappy character creators and difficulty of making their female character hot? Female gamers. I think that pisses these types off the most. That women want a good looking character to play as well.
Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (cAnNx)
My wife the other day, my wife she said "I can't take it! You never pay any attention to anything I say, it's like you don't even hear me!!!"
and I said "Well that's strange way to start a conversation."
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (Kpl3J)
What color is this guy's cuckshed?
Does his furniture in his cuckshed match?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: 1biglug at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (EHhqZ)
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How? How could he have any clue about her opinion on feminism? He didn't let her get a word in edgewise.
And yet, SHE ruined the date.
Boy, for the millionth time I am so glad I am happily married, to a real man.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (U5tDi)
Sounds like a narcissist. They are very charming initially until the mask slips.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (XoAz
Niles sure was not down on the muffin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: GregV61 at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (+5nuR)
+++++
I believe this is being done by the Ghost of Andrew Breitbart (MPBUH).
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (2sCft)
Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are. Cheaper than a night at the movies to register a domain name for a year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (39g3+)
I did, however, get the gist of the post...soybois make rotten dates. I don't know how people 'date' these days....
Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (cF8AT)
I mean, how something a bit more timely and interesting like an in depth analysis of that episode of the Gilligan's Island where Zsa Zsa Gabor shows up.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (PbpT7)
Well I like the 'cycle sisters' joke. Please tell me it's a joke and not a part of a conversation you've actually overheard....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Thatch at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (edSOm)
The Paolo has them blowing mine.
Posted by: The Paolo at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (xcbew)
Posted by: SideFx at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (1hiZs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (2DOZq)
1. If a single man says he's a feminist, move on
2. If a single man says he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body, move on
And yes, those two things have been said to me on several occasions by various liberal men.
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (u0hpX)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (QSdIk)
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (cxHbL)
Now that you mention it, anything with Beebe in it. "You're Fired, Mother!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019
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Bebe Neuwirth as Lilith? Yeah, she was hot. Cold-looking, but kind of hot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (7MRhd)
#1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!
any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)
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Yes, dear.
You're right dear.
Im sorry dear.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (oZ6kz)
I should say I got it from Julie Kelly. Let me add that in.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 12, 2019 01:11 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019
(*
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I liked the one where Norm turns out to have talent as an interior decorator, and to get jobs he has to pretend to be gay -- and that Sam is his "partner." It's actually funny. Any commentary is about the 1980s yuppies who insist that "their mechanics be German, their chefs be French, and their decorators . . ." [insert limp-wristed gesture]
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (7MRhd)
I remember one episode where Sam pretended to be gay for some reason, to the point where he mouth-kissed an old friend, who said "You know I'm going to have to slug you, right?" And Sam replied "I really wish you would."
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (so+oy)
Yeah they want an avatar that's more beautiful and special than they are, just like dudes want a ripped handsome guy as an avatar, something badass and powerful. Why play something that's the same as you or worse? The entire point is to escape and do something you can't in real life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (39g3+)
Niles sure was not down on the muffin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (xJa6I)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Maris at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (xcbew)
--
1. Hang out at the Ace of Spaces
2. Find out who is single and lives in your region
3. Meet and complain about liberals/Obama/GOPe
4. Do things together
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (u0hpX)
But the worst part? He's not. He isn't expecting to
get laid from this.
Posted by: Broseidon
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That's why I wondered what he's like in bed. I can't even discern that he's trying to get there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Paul Harvey at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (W+vEI)
I did manage not to spray the monitor or keyboard. So that is good.
Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (QFG7s)
How do people know specific episodes? It was like water flowing through the culture. Do you remember that little eddy?
I remember Cheers. I know the characters and the tropes, but I can't imagine anyone fixating on the meaning of any episode.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (fuK7c)
Him: What do you want?
Me: The x, the y, and the z.
Then when the waitron comes, he says "And the lady will have..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (13CQC)
I do that for the wife in fancy shmancy places. I can't tell if she likes it or not.
I do know that waiters basically ignore her, which pisses me off. Whenever they ask 'how is your food', they ask me, never ask her and never wait to see what her response is.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (xJa6I)
My favorite memory of ROTC was doing the two mile run behind a certain female cadet...
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM
My favorite scuba diving trip I got behind a leggy blond. Something about the undulations of her legs going up and down had me hypnotized. Something primeval, like ten million years ago when we all had fins.
It's just something you have to see to believe.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (PbpT7)
I feel like a foreigner trying to follow the rapid fire webspeak/millenial jargon.
The parts I understood were funny though. :-)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (U5tDi)
This. And soy boys just leave more women for real men like my son.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (Hx3Yn)
Yes. Got it now, thanks. I was sitting here wondering at one point if femfreq was on the date. Great stuff.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (bIh+M)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (EUWV+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (13CQC)"
"It's so oppressive how men try to own women's bodies by bringing them to orgasm multiple times, stealing their agency from them. That's why as a male feminist I'm going to thrust like a rabbit for two minutes and then spill on your thigh."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (oZ6kz)
No joke. This person found a single woman who 1) wasn't feminist-crazy and 2) was into video games and Star Wars and he blew it in approximately the most spectacular way possible.
I'm not sure if he's just virtue signalling, or if he made the whole thing up and is double-virtue signalling.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (ZGrMX)
Had a gig with a whiney little drummer not long ago. I walked up to where he was standing with a lit cigarette and he started waving his hands and making faces and going, "EWWW, EWWW."
It took every bit of self-control I could gather not to say, "Your Mommy really wanted a girl, didn't she?"
Next time he acts like a little girl around me, he won't be so lucky. It'll piss him off and make him hate me, but I stopped caring about those things years ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (HaL55)
Let me tell, from any guy who's married, here are the Top 5 verbal
responses to Make Any Women think that you are Totally Into Her.
#1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!
any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)
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Yes, dear.
You're right dear.
Im sorry dear.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)
OMG you look so good in those jeans.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (xcbew)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (AllCR)
-Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (/wAOm)
^This Guy Gets It.^
Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (cz0h6)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (pw+jk)
"I know when I go on first dates I always make a point of bringing up feminism and gay bars. It gets da bitches randy. It really puts the fizz in the snizz, IYKWIMAITYD."
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: PositiveI'mATotalFuckingLunatic at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Jussie S. at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (IKjSy)
_________________
lol
She didn't agree with me so obviously she's stupid!!!
What an a-hole.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (fqUgw)
This woman would make a fine 'ette.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019
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Not the meaning, I guess, but the funny setups and lines. In the one I mentioned above, Frasier and LIlith are still married, mostly happily. Frasier had mentioned something about yuppies.
Lilith: Are you saying that we are the "Y-word"?
Frasier: Forgive me, I erred . . . and if I do it again you may cut out my tongue and serve it to me in a fajita.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (ZfRYq)
There you go!
Don't let your dream of a Snizz Filled Blog die before Spring.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (7HtZB)
My testosterone level dropped from just reading that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (gC2IV)
Lol. No shit. we need pron after this thread.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (xcbew)
minutes is "gay, gay, gay, gab bar, gay men, gay, gay stereotypes,
powerful social commentary"?
___
To be honest I ran into the same problem with many of my dates. I'd talk about my favorite gay bars and women would stop paying attention to me.
And then I met Michelle. Michelle loved them as much as I do. It was love at first pegging!
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (/wAOm)
I did take film criticism classes in college. And she's kinda right: they did ruin movies for me. I'm prone to over-thinking stuff in general and deconstructing movies pretty much kills any enjoyment for 90% of the stuff out there.
An upside though, the 10% that's Quality I REALLY like and I know why it's (semi) objectively good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:06 PM (xJa6I)
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My classes helped me to appreciate filmmaker intent, which helped me enjoy more.
I wasn't boxed into what I wanted a movie to be, but I became more open to what the filmmaker was trying to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (ptqGC)"
I don't find this at all. I find it impossible to meet girls that aren't warped by this garbage. I met up with my old Jr. High crush the other day, she contacted me after seeing me on TV, and she was always kind of a rebellious alt punk chick but now she's so insanely far left I had a hard time even talking to her. She also used to be drop dead gorgeous and now she looks like Turkish Margaret Cho. She used to be brilliant and now she's "between jobs," out of school and living alone with two cats. Feminism ruins everything.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (oZ6kz)
What I do remember is that the whole idea of Sam Whateverhisnamewas being such the ladies' man and operator went down the drink when it came out that Ted Danson was dating Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (KfVRF)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (EUWV+)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (EUWV+)
Jonah could rewrite that in first person, and surprise no one.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (ZfRYq)
I don't mind mocking them.
I do mind anyone taking them seriously.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (/wAOm)
(Actress Harriet Sansom Harris - wish she had done more screen work)
Probably her best moment is when she's trying to quit smoking, and she walks in and while trying to say goodbye to smoking, she gives this extremely long erotic description of the glories of that first smoke in the morning, and it so good and so luscious, that when it's over everyone listening to her (and that includes the viewers) are dying to rush outside and light up a cig as fast as they can.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (39g3+)
episode in which one of Sam's baseball buddies writes a book and comes
out as gay in it.
I was a big Cheers fan way back, and do not remember this 'very special episode' at all.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (W+vEI)
-Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (/wAOm)
*raises fist in air*
Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: deadrody at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tdC2z)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (IKjSy)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (bIh+M)
Posted by: wte9 at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (Kc1ah)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (xJa6I)
Niles was. David Hyde Pierce wasn't.
Maybe Frasier's wry jokes about gayness and gay life were about human individuals, thus not suitable Fem Lecture material about the gay collective.
Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (XoAz8)
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How so?
I think it's still funny. They set up the jokes a hell of a lot better than most on TV today.
Which mostly consists of "Vagina [roaring canned laughter]" "Penis! (More canned laughs, a few whoops("
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (TN1P5)
Oh, yes, she was hilarious!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (7HtZB)
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"We don't have the exact same taste in movies. This will never work."
-Forever alone
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:13 PM (AllCR)
He should've said "some other way."
Or "Lyszsleiygh."
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: deadrody at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tdC2z)
"This date isn't going well.... I know! Let me talk about Luke Skywalker drinking fresh-squeezed titty milk from a space walrus! Good thing I brought a condom tonight!"
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (7HtZB)
I'm gay, that guys a fag! His next date will be anal penetration in the backroom of the biker bar by several very hairy Bears...
Posted by: Shemp Smith at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)
best part of FPS, I'm watching other characters die. and not staring at my self, just the pointy end of the stick facing away...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mikeyG
I do. You didn't miss anything.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (NLLmE)
Agreed but the crying got old really fast. And when she and Sam got together it naturally ruined everything whereas Sam and Diane was amazing TV.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (bIh+M)
Also that he's not even a Big-L Loser. Just a tiny flaccid small-l loser.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (xcbew)
(Actress Harriet Sansom Harris - wish she had done more screen work)
. . .
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019
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Yes indeed. She had the perfect comedy voice. Yet I caught her dramatic turn as a victim (of something, don't recall what) on one of the Law and Order shows, and almost did not recognize her at first.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (7MRhd)
I can be a cruel son of a bitch.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (IKjSy)
I think I'm ovulating.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (pPQeR)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (oZ6kz)
That last sentence, it is true.
The only good looking feminists are professionals: actresses and the like who have full time makeup and fitness support. Everyone else, the hate and envy drains all the life and vitality out of them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (39g3+)
responses to Make Any Women think that you are Totally Into Her.
#1. Uh-huh.
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!
any responses outside of these basic 5 and you may wander into dangerous territory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)
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Yes, dear.
You're right dear.
Im sorry dear.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)
OMG you look so good in those jeans.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (xcbew)
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Great stuff. I'm taking notes for my husband. Keep 'em coming, fellas.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (gmo/4)
It works well with women talking to men too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: deadrody at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tdC2z)
Who cares? They're the same thing.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (QSdIk)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (IKjSy)
Posted by: NJRob at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (a6Qv/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (39g3+)
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I hope you read this one and thought "that girl dodged a bullet."
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (U5tDi)
"You border on the Adriatic"...
"your land is mostly mountainous"...
"and your chief export is chrome".
Coach was the BEST!
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (LL1Be)
was too busy watching Night Court
Markie Post > Kristy Alley/Shelly Longface
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: deadrody at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tdC2z)
"This date isn't going well.... I know! Let me talk about Luke Skywalker drinking fresh-squeezed titty milk from a space walrus! Good thing I brought a condom tonight!"
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (7HtZB)
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"Hey, let me bring up one of the most divisive movies in recent memory! I could talk about something that has almost universal cultural appeal (perhaps Game of Thrones), but nope. The Last Jedi it is!"
-Forever Alone
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (Ckg4U)
It's just something you have to see to believe. "
I Believe I would like to See that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (oVJmc)
Carla, Cliff and Norm made that show.
Sam had his moments but mostly when it focused on his womanizing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (U5tDi)
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"Sammich!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (ANN96)
Niles and the starter pistol was funny scene ... don't know the whole episode.
Posted by: Adriane the Vaudville Critic ... at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (Boy/L)
(Actress Harriet Sansom Harris - wish she had done more screen work)
. . .
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019
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Yes indeed. She had the perfect comedy voice. Yet I caught her dramatic turn as a victim (of something, don't recall what) on one of the Law and Order shows, and almost did not recognize her at first.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (7MRhd)
She played several crazy clones in a X-files episode that was pretty good
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (oZ6kz)
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I'm laughing, but pardon me if I don't repost that. There are certain things that should not be magnified.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (6JL3d)
It makes people miserable, and miserable women tend to "comfort" themselves through incredibly self-destructive behavior. Men too, I suppose, but usually its not as damaging to them in appearance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (39g3+)
Always be closing.
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (Bdeb0)
He wouldn't have been amusing enough to come up with that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (U5tDi)
More like a steamroller tbh
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (bIh+M)
So what's your position on the moral implications of genetic engineering?
Posted by: Paul Harvey at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (2DOZq)
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!
Posted by: Tom Servo
#6 No that outfit doesn't make you look fat
#7 that girls big boobs are disgusting
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 12, 2019 01:04 PM (FZYNt)
No no no
never admit you saw them, it's easier.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (8D42x)
This is painful.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM (6JL3d)
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Looks like we'll be spared his spawn, though.
So there's that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (ANN96)
There is a You Tube compilation of all the David Hyde-Pierce is gay jokes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (Boy/L)
He LOVED the Last Jedi Luke. No, he's not a male feminist, he's a RETARD.
Posted by: deadrody at February 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tdC2z)
Who cares? They're the same thing.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (QSdIk)
We should not say "retard". That's offensive. Use a neutral term, like "shithead" or "creepy little fartswallower".
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (CPk08)
A bunch of years ago No. 2 Son got really into Woody Harrelson. So I decided to pull some Boomer cred and tell him that Woody got his start on Cheers and we'd watch an episode together.
It was awful. It was unwatchable. I ended up telling him that I couldn't explain why but it was America's favorite show and we all watched it and thought it was funny.
It was not persuasive.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (gC2IV)
"You border on the Adriatic"...
"your land is mostly mountainous"...
"and your chief export is chrome".
Coach was the BEST!
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (LL1Be)
His nickname was "Red" because he read a book.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (7HtZB)
So what's your position on the moral implications of genetic engineering?
Wishbone offense, yes or no?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:11 PM (oVJmc)
I'm sure you mean joyless and +1.
This girl has a lucky escape.
Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: pookysgirl is more of an Age of Sigmar fan at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (oVJmc)
So what's your position on the moral implications of genetic engineering?
Wishbone offense, yes or no?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (Boy/L)
Nah, go for the killer question: where do you stand on the DH rule?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (p0nVR)
Rebecca: "Wait, Sam! What about the Stooges?"
Sam (shrugs): "Ah, they all went over to Cliff's place."
Rebecca: "No, the *Three* Stooges!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (7MRhd)
No joke. This person found a single woman who
1) wasn't feminist-crazy and 2) was into video games and Star Wars and
he blew it in approximately the most spectacular way possible.
I'm not sure if he's just virtue signalling, or if he made the whole thing up and is double-virtue signalling.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2019 01:14 PM (ZGrMX)
That's the other thing. He brought up bikini girls in video games and she was like "well, are they supposed to be hot?"
Really sounds like he found a chill, relaxed girl to date and just blew it up on purpose. Someone beat the tar outta this kid for me...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (6JL3d)
huh i just did this with my teen son and a first-season few eps of Cheers
he loved it and I thought it held up. I think Cheers slipped later on
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (Rarvo)
What I do remember is that the whole idea of Sam Whateverhisnamewas being such the ladies' man and operator went down the drink when it came out that Ted Danson was dating Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:17 PM (KfVRF)
Ted Danson, butt of jokes.
Tom Selleck, still makes women swoon.
Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (oVJmc)
-Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (Boy/L)
He played that character with aplomb.
Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (Ckg4U)
My favorite scuba diving trip I got behind a leggy blond. Something about the undulations of her legs going up and down had me hypnotized. Something primeval, like ten million years ago when we all had fins.
It's just something you have to see to believe. "
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I Believe I would like to See that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:22 PM
Shame that JackStraw isn't in this thread. I believe he used to teach/run scuba diving tours. I believe he would back me 110% on this.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (GJkKh)
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*sighs deeply*
*takes shot*
"It's inevitable."
*single tear rolls down cheek*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (ANN96)
Sure, whichever is applicable; usually its some crayola-haired princess yelling about how a guy didn't agree with her on some trivial topic and she walked out on him or gave him the perfect zinger that had the entire restaurant applauding.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (39g3+)
#2. Really?
#3. So tell me more!
#4. I'm not sure, what do you think?
#5. I never knew that!
#6. (in response to CONSTANT complaints) "Oh wow. That really sucks."
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (LL1Be)
If someone asked me how my husband's name was spelled (provided it was one capable of various spelling) I wouldn't say, "It doesn't matter"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (AllCR)
Really sounds like he found a chill, relaxed girl to date and just blew it up on purpose. Someone beat the tar outta this kid for me...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (6JL3d)
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The girl wasn't a real woman because she wasn't down with the cause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (ANN96)
was too busy watching Night Court
Posted by: Rick in SK
Bob and June Wheeler - you Yugoslavian recidivist knuckleheads!
Posted by: Adriane the Vaudville Critic ... at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (LPnfS)
And how!
RS McCain likes to surf feminist tumblr and post before/after feminism pictures and commentary, and its so SAD. It makes these previously cute, fun young women into ugly, angry, depressed scolds.
I know there is some cute 'ette out there for you, Broseidon, keep looking!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (W+vEI)
Lefties in the media are gloating about Trump's imminent wall surrender. He's boxed in, he has no choice, Nancy has faced him down, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (13CQC)
Filthy Pervert Stalking Diane: Lets get together tonight.
Diane: I'd rather be the love toy of a Greek Army battalion!
Pervert: Who Wouldn't!!!!!!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (n2qRY)
When I saw the White suited gaggle I thought they must have just finished filming a tampon ad.
Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (FBm+D)
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He cut her off? She just didn't deserve his feminist allied intersectionality anymore. What a hero.
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (CHOZq)
And how!
RS McCain likes to surf feminist tumblr and post before/after feminism pictures and commentary, and its so SAD. It makes these previously cute, fun young women into ugly, angry, depressed scolds.
I know there is some cute 'ette out there for you, Broseidon, keep looking!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (W+vEI)
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They're empowered now, which makes it all better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (GJkKh)
There should be separate hitting and fielding teams!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (KfVRF)
And she goes home and weeps into her pillow about how all the men in America have turned into weak social justice trash. For every justified complaint we guys make about women in America, there's at least one justified complaint about men. At least in urban areas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:25 PM (LL1Be)
Don't do what I did and after a non stop litany of how awful all their co-workers are say "Is there anyone whom you work with that you actually like?" cause that went over badly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (AllCR)
wait, you're responding to something she said and agreeing with her?
That's completely the opposite of what Seany Conks did, so that must mean you're NOT a Male Feminist Ally.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Parker at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (MFwf8)
That may be. I was showing my son a Woody Harrelson episode, so that means post-Coach.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (fuK7c)
It was really two dates in one: the first, and the last. I restrained the impulse to go to the men's room, kick out the glass, crawl out the window, and never return.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (cGlgB)
Looks like we'll be spared his spawn, though.
So there's that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:23 PM (ANN96)
There *is* that, which is unquestionably a boon to the species as a whole.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Daylight Savings Time.
Might as well get it out in the open.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Pontius Pilate at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (zGN7G)
Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (90T4r)
'Most guys say a sense of humor but I have to go with breast size.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (2DOZq)
it's about me isn't it?
Posted by: AllahPundit at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (XTiHL)
ECCE SOYLO
Posted by: Pontius Pilate at February 12, 2019 01:28 PM (zGN7G)
LMAO!
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (7HtZB)
Too Butch.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (/wAOm)
Most definitely. And that's why guys I know who are currently unmarried and my age (which is old) are fighting off in 20 and 30-something girls
no, really! it's super strange. (this is in Philly)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (13CQC)
LOL Trump does all his most classic work when he's "boxed in". You wonder if they really forget.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (bIh+M)
wait, you're responding to something she said and agreeing with her?
That's completely the opposite of what Seany Conks did, so that must mean you're NOT a Male Feminist Ally.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (PbpT7)
You caught me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (BXMxN)
Most definitely. And that's why guys I know who are currently unmarried and my age (which is old) are fighting off in 20 and 30-something girls
no, really! it's super strange. (this is in Philly)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:29 PM (Rarvo)
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"You can hold onto that gallon of milk for more than a minute?!?!"
*swoons*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:20 PM (oVJmc)
Carla, Cliff and Norm made that show.
Sam had his moments but mostly when it focused on his womanizing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019
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All through the "Norm pretends gay" episode, people have been ranking Cliff. "Which weighs more, a pound of Clavin's brain or a pound of dead flies?" "Aw, that's a trick question. A pound is a pound, they both weigh the same." (Note that Cliff is sitting right there.)
Later, again with Cliff there: "If the left half of Cliff's brain leaves Boston on a train going west at 60 miles per hour, and the right half --" "Hold on, lemme get a pencil."
Finally, we see Cliff saying to people at the bar: "All right, here it is. Cliff's brain is found murdered in a room, all the doors and windows are locked. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sam Eliot at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (BXMxN)
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It's like hiring Jesse Jackson to prevent accusations of racism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (ANN96)
She wanted someone to sweep her off her feet.
He talked about a Gay Star Wars movie.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (KfVRF)
That's a thing I don't like about football: the over-specialization. The same guys on both teams should have to play until the ball is turned over twice - no substitutions. Your offense become your defense, and you can't substitute until you go on offense again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (90T4r)
- Lead by talking about things she wants to.
- Listen
- Laugh
- Listerine
Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (D7FqI)
How's that working out for you?
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (8fWYM)
There is a You Tube compilation of all the David Hyde-Pierce is gay jokes.
________________
Everybody knew the guy who played Niles was gay (they joked about in on the show all the time), but the guy who played the dad/cop Martin was also gay.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (fqUgw)
She wanted someone to sweep her off her feet.
He talked about a Gay Star Wars movie.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NgKpN)
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He was passionate about a Star Wars movie in a way that is appropriate for small children.
Listen, I don't know if you realize that I like movies a good bit, but if an adult is getting hot and bothered by something like Star Wars, I look at them sideways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (bIh+M)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (GJkKh)
That's brilliant. One of these new football leagues should adopt that.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (yTfbH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (AllCR)
Your husband's name is spelled 'Gary.'
Carry on.
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Isn't she still on Twitter's Trust and Safety Council, happily purging all non-progressive users?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (W+vEI)
There was a point in our conversation she was mid sentence and just stopped and said "ok"
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He cut her off? She just didn't deserve his feminist allied intersectionality anymore. What a hero.
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2019 01:27 PM (CHOZq
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I envision her trying to make a reasonable proposition while his jaw is sliding towards the floor and she suddenly realizes that talking sense to this jackass is pointless. "Okay," she says simply, figuring she can redeem this waste of time with an hour at a video arcade before she says good-bye forever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (13CQC)
So, you choose a ghey thread to talk about your love for European kickball.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (fuK7c)
Isn't she still on Twitter's Trust and Safety Council, happily purging all non-progressive users?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (W+vEI)
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I want her to show up here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (ANN96)
to consult.I forget which,saw it on Razorfist.This is where we are with
entertanment.
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (BXMxN)
Bioware.
As if I needed another reason to avoid Anthem (EA's involved, so yeah... likely a pass), but now I see that Bioware's been showing Sarkeesian around their facility.
Likely pass is now hard pass
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (AllCR)
I bet your husband gets asked daily about the spelling of FenelonSpoke.
Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (QFG7s)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (8fWYM)
Worked well. Ace is good people.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (bIh+M)
Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (90T4r)
I'm no longer a spry 29...
but, man.
Those shitty Dads really make life easy for a guy.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (/wAOm)
Amazon Prime's "Patriot" - darkly funny.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (W+vEI)
Hey, this sounds like me! I'm also really good at accidentally insulting them.
Posted by: Chris M at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (eAZVt)
As if I needed another reason to avoid Anthem (EA's involved, so yeah... likely a pass), but now I see that Bioware's been showing Sarkeesian around their facility.
Likely pass is now hard pass
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (6JL3d)
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Remember KOTOR?
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (bIh+M)
Seal Team is full of toxic masculinity
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (7HtZB)
Weird Inversion: In a way, I almost want to applaud this guy as a Hero, because he is utterly unapologetic about bulldozing over anything this Stupid Inferior Woman wants to do or talk about, and insisting that they only things they can talk about are the things he, the Superior Masterful Male, wants to talk about.
Meanwhile, we non-Male Feminist Allies totally cuck out on dates and try to listen to what the girl says and take what she says seriously and talk about the topics she proposes or seems to express interest in.
So in a weird way, this Soyboy Beta Cuck is more of a Thuggishly Domineering Male that we pussies can ever dream of being. I mean, he's basically a Mack truck with a cow-catcher just blasting over Women's Voices like Mad Max at the end of The Road Warrior.
On the other hand, he has an advantage we don't:
I'm not sure he actually gives a shit about sleeping with women.
That takes a lot of the pressure off, right there.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (PbpT7)
South Park? even that is half-cucked
honestly we just watch old TV on Prime now. kids love the old stuff
they even say "why does everything suck now"
GenZ knows!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (13CQC)
I actually hope this is true, because if Trump catches wind of this, he'll surely say "no"--if he wasn't going to already.
Declare an emergency. That way, the Wall might get built and both the Democrats and Republicans can go to their respective overlords (immigration lobby/CoC donor class) and say, "We did everything we could!"
Everybody wins.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (NFEMn)
Writing has done that for me. I have a hard time reading or watching something just for the enjoyment because I'm constantly breaking down scenes and dialogue and description for why they did it and what worked and what should have been different, and how this scene failed or this one was so well done. Its partly how my brain works, it won't stop analyzing but partly just the work has changed how I view stories and think about them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (8fWYM)
Worked well. Ace is good people.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (bIh+M)
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Just don't blow the margins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (ANN96)
Drew Barrymore is asking her date fun interview type questions like what is your favorite food where he responds linguine and sauce . Couple of questions later she asks him what would be his most preferred way to die. He he says overeating linguine and sauce.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (2DOZq)
Punting duties should be done on a baseball batting-order basis. Each player--yes, including O line--has to punt once before moving to the top of the rotation.
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)
Everybody knew the guy who played Niles was gay
(they joked about in on the show all the time), but the guy who played
the dad/cop Martin was also gay.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (fqUgw
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So is the guy who played Bulldog, the unrepentant ass-grabber who did sports talk.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019
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Somehow I wound up with a free subscription to Entertainment Weekly. I flip through it, and every series and most of the movies sound like they've been designed by liberal committee.
I find myself watching The Fugitive episodes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (GJkKh)
You must hate closers who come in to throw 4 pitches and call it a day.
But none of these things compare to the sheer idiocy and silliness of the last minute of a basketball game with everyone running around just fouling everyone to put everything on the free throw line. I don't know how anyone can watch something like that. It's just ridiculous.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (KfVRF)
But the overwhelming majority of Americans - 81 percent - believed Mueller's report should be made public.
Should that final report conclude that Trump either authorized his campaign to collude with Russia or attempted to obstruct justice, then a majority of Americans would support Congress impeaching the president.
Posted by: Bi|| Wynn at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (ydmpR)
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Look, if I can't genetically graft a vulture to a hyena where will I get a hideous chimera to star in my stage production of "With Her: The Hillary Clinton Story?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (AzW6q)
Listen, I don't know if you realize that I like movies a good bit, but if an adult is getting hot and bothered by something like Star Wars, I look at them sideways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (ANN96)
The only good things that came out of Star Wars were swords made of blazing light, and Slave Leia.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it o_o
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: KIM at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (lMn1U)
She wanted someone to sweep her off her feet.
He talked about a Gay Star Wars movie.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NgKpN)
Sounded like she was lookiing for a fuck buddy. Maybe the domination tickled her hyoergamy.
Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (D7FqI)
Writing has done that for me. I have a hard time reading or watching something just for the enjoyment because I'm constantly breaking down scenes and dialogue and description for why they did it and what worked and what should have been different, and how this scene failed or this one was so well done. Its partly how my brain works, it won't stop analyzing but partly just the work has changed how I view stories and think about them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (39g3+)
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I've done that for years. I'm almost always a step removed from the work.
But when a movie pulls me in, it's great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (ANN96)
to consult.I forget which,saw it on Razorfist.This is where we are with
entertanment.
ONE of them?! I thought it was like most of them!
Isn't she getting paid Rents by nearly everyone in entertainment and social media?
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:36 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (BXMxN)
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I think all we have left is Greek drama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:36 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:36 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NgKpN)
"Let the Wookie win."
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:36 PM (Bdeb0)
over-specialization. The same guys on both teams should have to play
until the ball is turned over twice - no substitutions. Your offense
become your defense, and you can't substitute until you go on offense
again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:31 PM (GJkKh)
You must hate closers who come in to throw 4 pitches and call it a day.
But none of these things compare to the sheer idiocy and silliness
of the last minute of a basketball game with everyone running around
just fouling everyone to put everything on the free throw line. I don't
know how anyone can watch something like that. It's just ridiculous.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 01:35 PM (KfVRF)
That is why hockey rules. Let that soak in for a minute.
Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2019 01:36 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (W+vEI)
Will check it out, thanks schlizzy.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (bIh+M)
Posted by: Lieutenant Governor Fairfax at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (/wAOm)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (D7FqI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (whUgy)
yeah they do this on purpose, you know that right?
that's why people who talk about a "national divorce" are utterly deluded.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:32 PM (ANN96)
I have very selective recall, and it does not include movies or any pop culture. I can watch a movie, and five minutes after it's over, I cannot tell you the plot, simply because subconsciously I don't think it's worth remembering. I remember lots of other things (e.g., AW Mn 54.945 amu), but not movies, etc.
My wife laughs at times someone mentions a movie, I draw a blank, and she reminds me that we've seen that movie. I could watch the same movie over and over again with zero recollection of ever having seen it before.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:38 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (oZ6kz)
It's actually a pretty good first two dates.
Arcade gives you something to do so there's not the pressure of coming up with conversation the whole time and it is a fun activity so if someone likes video games you are starting from hey this is going to be fun!
Ice cream after work is the same low key low pressure somewhat time limited activity that if it goes well can turn into I know we had dessert first but how about grabbing a drink and maybe an appetizer.
Or they would be good if this guy didn't have bigger boobs than me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2019 01:38 PM (mf5HN)
THAT'S RIGHT!
and ALL kinds of hockey too lol not just ice
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2019 01:38 PM (Rarvo)
A few more years, and you'll be able to plan your own surprise parties!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)
Worse yet, he'll need her tampon stash from her purse.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (W+vEI)
The way he takes out his competition for the job interview in the first episode--nice.
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (Bdeb0)
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Yeah, they had lots of gay folks on the show. And it was funny. Kelsey Grammer is talking about doing a Frasier re-boot. It won't be the same without the Martin character (John Mahoney is dead now), but it could still be funny if they get the right writers.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (fqUgw)
Declare an emergency. That way, the Wall might get
built and both the Democrats and Republicans can go to their respective
overlords (immigration lobby/CoC donor class) and say, "We did
everything we could!"
Everybody wins.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (NFEMn
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I'm getting a strong vibe of willingness-to-compromise from him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (BXMxN)
Definitely. When I used to play competitively, you pitched as long as you were effective. I once threw an 11-inning game in 100 degree heat. And we won.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (GJkKh)
My wife laughs at times someone mentions a movie, I draw a blank, and she reminds me that we've seen that movie. I could watch the same movie over and over again with zero recollection of ever having seen it before.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (GJkKh)
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It happens to me too.
I was running through some movies online the other day and found a listing for Bernardo Bertolucci's The Conformist.
"Hey, this looks interesting."
I flip over the Netflix, where I keep all of my ratings, and I see that not only have I seen it, but I apparently loved it.
I can't recall a single thing about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (ANN96)
Wot?
Posted by: Basil Fawlty at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (84QUd)
What a buffoon.
Posted by: Gaff at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (jPS2y)
... if there was the chance of a fiery car crash ending in hospitalization or death.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (/wAOm)
Hey, this sounds like me! I'm also really good at accidentally insulting them.
Posted by: Chris M at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (eAZVt)
Comes from being literal. This weekend wifey wanted me to find an error in the checkbook while she was out on a job. Took me about 2 minutes, and when she got back and I announced that I had found it. Her response, "well did you fix it?". Oopsie.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (qdINy)
My brother does the same thing, and he envies me for my memory. I envy him for being able to just enjoy things.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (39g3+)
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Uh oh. I just recommended Hoodwinked to my sister.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)
This just happens to be the same percentage as Ivory Soap's purity.
Coincidence or collusion? You decide.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (DMUuz)
Writing has done that for me. I have a hard time reading or watching something just for the enjoyment because I'm constantly breaking down scenes and dialogue and description for why they did it and what worked and what should have been different, and how this scene failed or this one was so well done. Its partly how my brain works, it won't stop analyzing but partly just the work has changed how I view stories and think about them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:34 PM (39g3+)
I do the same thing, but also with philosophy and theology.
Frequently I cannot enjoy movies or games because I take umbrage with the in-show/game religion, culture, or the character's outlooks on life, death, the universe and everything in between. I have to take the damned thing apart and head-canon it into squaring with what I feel is (a. more consistent with the character thus far developed, and (b. comports with reality.
Basically, I've pinned myself into this area where the idea of a universe at peace or outside the *real* God is just fundamentally unworkable (obvious truth), and therefore in-media events and "happily ever after" or "what happens in the future?" questions must take this into account, or I grow restless and irritated.
I have a hell of a time every time I log in to Destiny 2. Someone help me.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)
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I've seen that.
I was surprised at how entertaining I found it. I laughed out loud more than once.
Haven't seen it since.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (guTmX)
Posted by: Gman at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (233BJ)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (dzJ3R)
Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 01:33 PM (QFG7s)
LOL Well, FenelonSpoke is not his first name. His first name is "Francois De La Mothe" which would be a problem for anyone who didn't speak French to begin with."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 01:42 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 01:42 PM (D7FqI)
His oddly specific, confessional folk songs
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:42 PM (W+vEI)
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We'll have to wait and see. He's been quiet on the porcelain Twatter bowl, so who knows yet.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 12, 2019 01:42 PM (JoUsr)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/321559/
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (BXMxN)
Kelsey Grammer is talking about doing a Frasier
re-boot. It won't be the same without the Martin character (John
Mahoney is dead now), but it could still be funny if they get the right
writers.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (fqUgw)
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I'd love it if Daphne went back to being the pre-married Daphne. Be funny if Frasier has gotten a pet and moved in with Freddie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (Kpl3J)
It's funny - my recall is extremely selective.
Once, back in the day, the department had an old PDP-11 we used for word processing. I'd occasionally been gone for most of a month on seminar tours, and could always come back and log in. No problem.
Then the department decided to junk the PDP-11, and shoved it out onto the loading dock to be taken away. Two days later, they changed their minds, and brought it back.
I could not remember my login credentials to save my life. The grad students thought this was the funniest thing ever. Subconsciously all that info had been wiped from my HD. Like with a cloth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (GJkKh)
The "relationship" never budded. It was aborted with a morning after pill before it really implanted.
Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (zOpu5)
There has to be a women's corollary to "never stick your dick in crazy" for soybois.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (yFncY)
Walmart's Great Value brand of pitted prunes are about the best tasting prunes out there.
I swear, I can eat an entire container of them while reading this thread.
Um...
I'll be right back.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (cqNba)
Kelsey Grammer is talking about doing a Frasier
re-boot. It won't be the same without the Martin character (John
Mahoney is dead now), but it could still be funny if they get the right
writers.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (fqUgw)
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I'd love it if Daphne went back to being the pre-married Daphne. Be funny if Frasier has gotten a pet and moved in with Freddie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (13CQC)
I'll watch if Roz is in it. She was smoking
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (VdgHw)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (BXMxN)
Why is it okay to take the Lord's name in vain, but no one seems to do so with Muhammed, Allah, Buddah, etc?
Wot?
Posted by: Basil Fawlty at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (84QUd)
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I didn't stutter.
Seems a reasonable question to ask, since so many are asking God to save this nation, yet at the same time, His name is is used as a curse or a joke.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (zOpu5)
Their relationship is being kept comfortable
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (7HtZB)
Yes, I am as well. I think the "wall" will end up being like 30 feet of new fencing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Soyface Retard at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (Tyii7)
He's been quiet on the porcelain Twatter bowl, so who knows yet.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 12, 2019 01:42 PM (JoUsr)
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I just saw him taking questions in the Oval Office and -- well, yes, let's see what he actually does. I wasn't encouraged though.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Basil Fawlty at February 12, 2019 01:39 PM (84QUd)
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I didn't stutter.
Seems a reasonable question to ask, since so many are asking God to save this nation, yet at the same time, His name is is used as a curse or a joke.
There's no helping some people, is there?
Posted by: John Cleese at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (84QUd)
Posted by: sunflower at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (Exn6m)
Indeed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (39g3+)
I swear, I can eat an entire container of them while reading this thread.
Um...
I'll be right back.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (cqNba)
No, you won't.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (wCmLp)
"No, I'm sorry, I can't come in, have a nightcap, and let you fuck my brains out. I have to go home and post about the wonderful evening we had."
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (8erNz)
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I'm like that with music. Knowing how the magician does it, spoils the magic.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (BXMxN)
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There has to be a women's corollary to "never stick your dick in crazy" for soybois.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM
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Don't get any soytus in your coitus.
Posted by: irright at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 01:41 PM (zOpu5)
Their relationship is being kept comfortable
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:45 PM (7HtZB)
The relationship is working from home.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: John Cleese at February 12, 2019 01:46 PM (84QUd)
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Have never been much of a fan of Brit humor, sorry.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Adriane the Vaudville Critic ... at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (Bdeb0)
I'll be right back.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (cqNba)
No, you won't.
Yes, he will, he can post from his phone while on the throne.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 01:47 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2019 01:38 PM
It's not the size, it's what's written on them.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 01:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:48 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 01:48 PM (guTmX)
I might try the King Arthur Flour Detroit Pizza recipe tonight.
Don't often have the facility to comment on some of the weekend threads, but I do read them...
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Surellin at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (gt1lX)
Corporal Schickelgroper.
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Read my essay ...
Posted by: Ben Franklin ... at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (LPnfS)
I'll watch if Roz is in it. She was smoking
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 01:44 PM (7HtZB
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Lord, and there was NO ONE for women to watch. Frasier is half-gay and Niles is full-gay. Martin's an old guy on a three-legged cane.
Male watchers have Daphne AND Roz.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (13CQC)
Oh, this is going to be fun!
https://tinyurl.com/y63kd8fw
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (39g3+)
I have no interest in remembering it. For me, it'd be like remembering what I had for lunch last Thursday. What's the point?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (qdINy)
One of the more 'Woke' episodes they made.
This dude is a riot!
Posted by: Blanco at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (QGdDN)
Oh, this is going to be fun!
https://tinyurl.com/y63kd8fw
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (W+vEI)
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I'll only get excited when she says that Trump is bought by the Jewish lobby, but that he's also an anti-Semite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (ANN96)
It's also difficult to get her head into position with the ice cream in the way.
Posted by: Lt. Governor of an unnamed state at February 12, 2019 01:51 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2019 01:51 PM (Sk/5h)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Shibumi loves ice cream, and really doesn't drink much at all (occassionally). So plying her with ice cream was always a winner.
And so, here we are......10 days and counting.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:51 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Ben Franklin ... at February 12, 2019 01:49 PM (LPnfS)
I want a family, not some aging spinster or fat single-mom.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2019 01:51 PM (wCmLp)
One of the more 'Woke' episodes they made.
This dude is a riot!
Posted by: Blanco at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (QGdDN)
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The one his gender studies teacher told him was important.
Because he's a free thinker and very independent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:51 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (4YHTV)
That's Anita Sarkeesian for my brother.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (4YHTV)
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So...an all around well balanced guy who had no serious emotional or mental problems?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 01:52 PM (RpM6k)
Its not really a choice. As I age my memory has gotten less keen but everything, literally everything used to lock into my brain without meaning for it to, except for some reason peoples' names. I'd remember what hand they ate their meal and what the food was, but not their names.
Now I have to force myself to remember things and take notes a lot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
In the near future, everyone will be gay for at least 15 minutes.
When it happens to me, I want to be alone, far from another human being.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM (pgXNG)
Oh, this is going to be fun!
He just lost Dearborn! Oh, wait...
Michigan, America's hundred-year social experiment. It once seemed rich enough to do anything. A good lesson in what happens if you don't pay attention.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: franksalterego at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (3cq8T)
A single strand of barbed wire?! Out of the question!
Posted by: The DNC at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (f6lTY)
Posted by: Cosda at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (OE+yF)
Posted by: irright at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (pMGkg)
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Maybe it was Roofie Road ice cream.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (DMUuz)
Jay Carney. Jon Stewart. Steven Colbert. That smirking lesbian commentator whose name I can't remember. Samantha Bee.
Others.
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:55 PM (Bdeb0)
Male watchers have Daphne AND Roz.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:50 PM (13CQC)
Well, there was always Bulldog...
oh shit. He was *actually* gay.
sunumubotch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 01:55 PM (Ct55T)
He's happily stirring the pot as they keep making mistakes. Maybe Wictor was onto something?
https://tinyurl.com/y6hrmu5m
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Cosda at February 12, 2019 01:54 PM (OE+yF)
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Soyboy is just cuckoo for radical feminism. He loves it!
Potential female mate does not.
He goes home alone and blows a goat.
I may have inferred a detail here and there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (AzW6q)
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El Guapo was found guilty?
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:53 PM
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Would you say he had a plethora of charges?
Posted by: irright at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: JB at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (5ntXg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)
I'm not interested in 'sleeping' with women either.
If you catch my drift. Eh? Eh?
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (LL1Be)
I Was A Facebook Fact-Checker. It Was Like Playing A Doomed Game Of Whack-A-Mole.
Trying to stem the tsunami of fake news was like battling the Hydra - every time we cut off a virtual head, two more would grow in its place.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: adc at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (cfg4h)
Michigan, America's hundred-year social experiment. It once seemed rich enough to do anything. A good lesson in what happens if you don't pay attention.
Posted by: JEM
I think Ilhan Omar was the Somali from Minneapolis.
But....point well taken. Detroit and greater Detroit are just getting very......diverse.
Henry Ford started it by bringing Lebanese to Dearborn a hundred years ago, because he was something of an anti-semite.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (vcOmj)
oh shit. He was *actually* gay.
sunumubotch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 01:55 PM (Ct55T)
Martin was pretty f***ing flaming IRL.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: JB at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (5ntXg)
Does Pamprin work for blow cramps?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (BXMxN)
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LMAO I would have loved to try this. At the risk of sounding sexist I've found that young women especially tend to confuse strong emotions so they don't always recall why they felt strongly about you only that they did. And that can be exploited
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (guTmX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (7MRhd)
377 Comes from being literal. This weekend wifey wanted me to find an error in the checkbook while she was out on a job. Took me about 2 minutes, and when she got back and I announced that I had found it. Her response, "well did you fix it?". Oopsie.
for the longest time, mother-in-law thought i was rude because i would answer questions yes or now:
*phone rings*
me: hello?
m-i-l: is mrs. chronda there?
me: yes.
m-i-l: can i talk to her?
me: yes.
etc.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (sGtp+)
I'm not sure Mahoney was gay from the Wiki bio.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here
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Wiki, pffft.
The late, lamented IMDb message boards, my friend.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (13CQC)
https://cbsloc.al/2TMpqBM
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 01:55 PM (Bdeb0)
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For me, Jay Carney is most definitely on the list. John Podesta, too.
If I had to pick some chicks to bat around, I'd go with Alexandra DeSanctis and SE Cupp.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 01:56 PM (AzW6q)
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Gotcha. Thanks for the clarification.
Posted by: Cosda at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (OE+yF)
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (8JWHR)
Posted by: Cosda
It doesn't matter, does it?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 01:40 PM (qdINy)
Talk to Willow. See if you can borrow her's
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (xJa6I)
me: hello?
m-i-l: is mrs. chronda there?
me: yes.
m-i-l: can i talk to her?
me: yes.
Ummmm....
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (NLLmE)
It's hard to imagine how the situation would "arise".
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (qdINy)
Posted by: JB at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (5ntXg)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (RU4sa)"
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The others are pretenders.
Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (FBm+D)
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Daphne and Niles get divorced after Niles gets arrested at a homosexual swingers club party that got out of control. Niles still insists he was just there to do research.
Frasier is still trying to find love after his third divorce. His ex-wife Lillith has moved to his town, and is now calling herself Larry, while awaiting her sex-change operation.
Roz is an alcoholic single mother, raising the teenage daughter that her own daughter Alice (who now calls herself Parminder) dumped on her before running off to India with the college professor she was sleeping with.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (fqUgw)
Sounds like high class Gilligan's Island.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (NLLmE)
It's hard to imagine how the situation would "arise".
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (8ruUE)
The NSYDIC theorem only applies when the owner of said "D" is not himself crazy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: franksalterego at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (3cq8T)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (4YHTV)
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 01:37 PM (RU4sa)"
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The others are pretenders.
Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (FBm+D)
FWIW, I do all the time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (qdINy)
He probably thought smugly "I'm twice the feminist she'll ever be! I make her look like a Neanderthal sexist pig, like Archie Bunker, or Johnny Bravo. I should have tried to converse with her about Duck Dynasty. That's more her speed, HAH HAH!"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 12, 2019 02:02 PM (zGN7G)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 02:02 PM (NLLmE)
That's amazing. Is the music he's playing original? Can he remember it, I wonder, or does he just have to wait for it to come into his brain?
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 02:03 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (xyung)
No kidding.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 02:03 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:04 PM (qdINy)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2019 02:08 PM (xgyDD)
I'd love it if Daphne went back to being the pre-married Daphne. Be funny if Frasier has gotten a pet and moved in with Freddie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 01:43 PM (13CQC)
I think they could build another really funny show set in another city, with Freddie, Niles, Daphne, David and maybe other children as side characters and an Eddie descendant in Martin's memory. And guest appearances by favorites Roz, Lilith and Bebe, of course.
Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 02:08 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2019 02:09 PM (IfAml)
Check out his pinned tweet.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 12, 2019 02:11 PM (9xOS5)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 12, 2019 02:11 PM (yQ9U4)
Posted by: Original Roy at February 12, 2019 02:12 PM (9Tlm9)
I decided to change from my longtime handle and couldn't think of a good one.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 02:13 PM (bIh+M)
He's a nerd and they're at best poorly socialized. Possibly he's autistic as well. He doesn't know anything outside of his nerd bubble and that means all he can talk about is video games, Star Wars, and probably Harry Potter.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (mL2BD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (qdINy)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (4ErVI)
Yes, but he likely could have gone a long way with Star Wars with the girl...if he didn't have the cuck script on the Last Jedi and just spoke about the OT or heaven help us the Prequels.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at February 12, 2019 02:52 PM (HJKNT)
Posted by: Corona at February 12, 2019 02:52 PM (MceDl)
He's probably at least a bit Aspergers, has no clue how to interact with women, went to the feminists to learn, and got horribly screwed up..
Clearly, "going to the feminists to learn" anything is really stupid. But he's not the first to make that mistake.
Hopefully he can eventually make a friend who might actually help him stop being so pathetic.
Posted by: Greg Q at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (XbP7q)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (4ErVI)
I'm on the autistic spectrum and poorly socialized and can't comfortably talk about anything but sports, video games, sci fi movies and tv shows, and Road House, and even I know how pathetic this guy is.
Posted by: cheeznis at February 12, 2019 02:55 PM (gJAok)
What a monomanical twat.
I'm talking about the XY gene carrier.
She ought to have snuffed him and stuffed him in a dumpster.
Any jury before whom her case might have been argued would vote her Not Guilty / Justifiable Homocide.
Posted by: irony, a key component of schadenboners at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: santisc at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (gJAok)
Vee is a gypsy. He should be an honorary moron.
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 12, 2019 03:29 PM (vWMNq)
Give it about a year and he'll troon out so that he can keep mansplaining How To Properly Feminist and then claim victimhood when the actual women tell him to fuck off.
Posted by: Saber Alter at February 12, 2019 03:33 PM (xYJYT)
Posted by: Jay at February 12, 2019 03:41 PM (THn9o)
Who in their right mind DOCUMENTS THIS TO THE UNIVERSE?
What is wrong with this generation? The solution to your problem isn't some form of group-validation. Any and all of you "tweeters" who live like this have to pull out, for you are auguring in.
TALK to a few buddies. If your buddies don't say "DUDE, YOU ARE A TOTAL WUSS- WHY WOULD ANYONE DATE YOU?" then you need new friends. You are living in an echo chamber of effeminates. That's bad enough, but... again... do *not* expand your circle to The Whole Universe.
This shit is forever. You can't remove this kind of thing. This mental-defective doesn't even realize that he is leaving a trail of breadcrumbs pointed directly at his own doom.
This would be sad, if he didn't also vote.
Hey, at least it's unlikely that he'll breed.
Posted by: RobM1981 at February 12, 2019 04:00 PM (zX9W6)
Posted by: SciVo at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (uHnPm)
That's actually a very good way to live. Stop jumping thru flaming hoops to get laid. Stop pretending to listen to women. Take away the last puny scrap of power that women have over you. It's liberating; you'll breathe as free as you did before puberty. And the women will respect you more, and won't be tittering behind your back about what a tinydick pushover you are.
Posted by: gp at February 12, 2019 06:40 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: simplemind at February 12, 2019 08:54 PM (ZuGkg)
And all along he thought he was putting points up on the 'i love feminism' scoreboard and would score some sex, or maybe she would at least push him against the wall and put her knee between his legs.
Posted by: Sphynx at February 13, 2019 11:24 AM (rXie1)
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