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CBD:
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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
You're Not Going to Believe This, But Our Brave (Fake) Firefighters Have Found Something New to Be Outraged About and a New Excuse to Praise Their Lazy, Incompetent Fake News Selves
Now threatening the very foundations of our democracy, according to (ahem) "journalists"?
A novelty t-shirt on sale at Bloomingdales that says "Fake News." By the way: Who was it again who started the "Fake News" panic in the first place and started pressuring social media companies to brand anything that disagreed with the liberal narrative as "Fake News"? And now who's whining like petulant babies that the same sneer is thrown back in their faces?Hey @Bloomingdales, this isn’t funny or fashionable. It further delegitimizes hard working journalists who bring REAL news to their communties. pic.twitter.com/NedoHMAZfs
— Allison Kaden (@akadennews) 10 февруари 2019 г.
Thank you for bringing this to our attention and we apologize for any offense we may have caused. We take this feedback very seriously and are working quickly to remove this t-shirt. Again, thank you for taking the time to alert us.
— Bloomingdale's (@Bloomingdales) 11 февруари 2019 г.
— Shawn Green (@Tha_Green_1) 11 февруари 2019 г.
1) Things like this undermine the authority & legitimacy of journalism. Journalism is essential for a healthy society & democracy. You can criticize certain journalists or outlets, but when you undermine journalism in general, it becomes dangerous. This would be the equivalence..
— Emine (@overlistener) 11 февруари 2019 г.
I'm not sure you understand the problem. You have the president himself decrying that all media is fake news and him and only him can be trusted. Cant you see the slippery slope this leads down?
— Erron Watts (@ErronWatts) 11 февруари 2019 г.
Perfect depiction of a soy boy by @EthanVanSciver . We call this one, The Specimen®️ and trademarked it on behalf of Uncle Ethan. pic.twitter.com/cvEu8H49nM
— Ethan Van Sciver Appreciation Society (@SciverSociety) 9 юни 2018 г.
Two of the internet SoyBoy Male Feminist archetypes. #1 & 2.
— Ethan Van Sciver (@EthanVanSciver) 7 януари 2019 г.
Wil Weaton Clone And Bearded Egg.
They ALL look like this. If you’re being attacked on Twitter, compare against these mugshots, and you’ll know what you’re up against. pic.twitter.com/NiVJ2U0GYd
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 07:55 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 07:57 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 08:00 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 08:00 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 08:01 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2019 08:01 PM (Z+IKu)
T shirts to the right of me. T shirts to the left of me. My overnight bag was out of apparel. But I had no choice but to face the terrible onslaught alone.
Well, what happened?
I was pantsed.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2019 08:01 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 08:01 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 08:02 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 08:02 PM (W+vEI)
I want a #learntocode t-shirt.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 08:01 PM (Izzlo)
They're all over fleabay. Like this one.
https://tinyurl.com/y6e97z38
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2019 08:02 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 08:02 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Miklos, in logic free zone at February 12, 2019 08:03 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 08:03 PM (UdKB7)
Him can be trusted?
He and only he.
I'm sorry, y'all can go on about liberal bias in J-school and the industry and all that, but the one thing I absolutely demand of a journalist is a simple grammatical sentence.
Fail!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 08:03 PM (fuK7c)
Wut?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 08:03 PM (1g7ch)
Cute at 7 y/o. Not so cute at 37 y/o.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 08:03 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2019 08:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (iw59Q)
Nice J School Degree you got their!
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (QJgb8)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Guzalot at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (aJPGS)
I think all the hub-bub on Twitter is fake news.
Who cares what a bunch of low-T rabbit chested geeks and latte sipping mewling quims think about anything?
Jack Dorsey is either a miracle worker for making us all aware of just how stupid most people are, and how willing they are to say really stupid things, or he is Satanic in empowering stupid people with no knowledge, thought, wisdom and a blue checkmark, to boot.
I'm personally going with Satanic.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 08:02 PM (Izzlo)
It's the voice and the delivery. Kills me every time.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 08:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 08:05 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 12, 2019 08:05 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 08:05 PM (QJgb8)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 08:05 PM (438dO)
He's not going to let them off the hook over the Russia hoax. TuCa will be one of the few.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 08:06 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 08:06 PM (QJgb8)
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When you start actually practicing journalism instead of opinion shaping I'll take your whining seriously, Sugartits.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 08:07 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 08:07 PM (/rm4P)
It's a fucking joke you silly punks.
Which makes me question Bloomingdale's. Seriously - all they have to say back is "It's a joke". Then send them a free shirt.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 12, 2019 08:07 PM (AJj50)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Wah! Wah! Wah!
A picture of a t-shirt on a mannikin at Bloomingdale's, shows up on Twitter, and they all wet their diapers.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 08:08 PM (S6Pax)
Nice Hijab.
Nothing says Freedom Lover like a mouthy bitch in a Hijab.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 08:08 PM (QJgb8)
Posted by: 29Victor at February 12, 2019 08:08 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2019 08:08 PM (MVjcR)
You had better go with the cattle futures, fuckwad.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2019 08:08 PM (nnI2U)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 12, 2019 08:08 PM (KHIvM)
Not to mention Jim Comey's days before he became a cuckold and messiah.
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2019 08:08 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 08:08 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 08:08 PM (3KcdH)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2019 08:09 PM (M+Lyo)
Looks sweaty, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2019 08:09 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2019 08:09 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 08:09 PM (3KcdH)
Posted by: Max Power at February 12, 2019 08:10 PM (q177U)
1) American Journalists
Posted by: 29Victor at February 12, 2019 08:10 PM (BJKQV)
Hey what the heck is up with the Russian gibberish on the twit thingy? I sure as hell don't get twiter at all.
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 08:10 PM (UdKB7)
Only journalists get to criticize people?
In fact, I've heard lots of journalists call Fox "fake news". Grow up, Nancy.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 12, 2019 08:10 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2019 08:10 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 08:08 PM (1g7ch)
You beat me! He ALWAYS makes me think of a hobo dumpster-diver.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 08:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 08:10 PM (zmIJL)
@ErronWatts
I'm not sure you understand the problem. You have the president himself decrying that all media is fake news and him and only him can be trusted. Cant you see the slippery slope this leads down?
"him and only him can be trusted" ... LOL.
Proper grammar would have saved this retard 2 letters, which is a big deal while twitting, from what I understand.
All MFM crap is fake news. Yes, that is true. Erron Watts can go blow a donkey ... when
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 08:10 PM (KfVRF)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:11 PM (8ruUE)
ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN
Or can you get it customized?
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 08:07 PM
I like that. I want on with Enemy of the People on it.
Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2019 08:11 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Weasel
Please report to Fema Camp #27 for your re-education.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 08:11 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2019 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Max Power at February 12, 2019 08:11 PM (q177U)
Nobody tell them that Amazon is selling a Learn To Code shirt.
===============
That's great! DM that sucka to Fake Tapper.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 08:11 PM (3KcdH)
That quickly got turned around on them.
Then it became OMG RAPE BY NAZIS.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 08:12 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 08:05 PM (QJgb
Ya fucked up, Er'ron!
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 08:12 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 08:12 PM (r+sAi)
"all media is fake news"
I don't remember that Trump quote...
maybe fake twitter.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
I thought Sarah Palin said that while looking out her window at Russia.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 08:12 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: REDACTED
Some say she's still walking the halls of the Supreme Court. If you listen closely on a quiet night, you can hear her say "Emanating penumbra".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 08:12 PM (gkstg)
The entire purpose of the original message shirt was to be anti-authoritarian, to write something outrageous and controversial to freak people out.
Hippies and yippies made the first ones in the mid-late '60s simply by painting or using permanent ink markers on white undershirts.
A few corporations started making promotional t-shirts in the late '60s/early '70s, but they were not non-advertorial "message shirts."
Punk rockers then really embraced the concept and wrote ultra-outrageous message in shirts. Each one was individual and unique.
AND THEN...corporations of course moved in and started to co-op the concept, and in the '80s we began to see mass-marketed message shirts.
But those wee mostly for tweener girls and mullet-wearing boys.
Fast forward to 2019, and freakin' Bloomingdales is offering up "risque' " message shirt to the lazy unoriginal fashionistas. Anything that might conceivably produce is inherently compromised and imitative.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 08:12 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2019 08:12 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2019 08:12 PM (QzJWU)
Here's the part you're overlooking:
You can criticize certain journalists or outlets, but when you undermine journalism in general...
In other words, it's okay to call Fox News fake news, or a Jew reporter 'fake news.'
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (F3Q/M)
Looks sweaty, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Dumpster would be a promotion, think gloryhole
Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (QJgb8)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (c+2jX)
did anyone catch how this undermines the "authority" of Journalists?
Say what?
RESPECT MAI AUTHORITAH!
Posted by: DamnedYankee Fake News at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (JjPyo)
RBG has been missing for 53 days. Good job.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (elfAG)
You'll get banned, but at this point who cares?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (/tuJf)
RUSSIANS were hacking the elections. A matter of national security!!!1!
And crickets for two+ years.
Even if one believed it possible for the RUSSIANS to have a measurable effect on the election, three months in and nothing should have been a clue to all but the most credulous.
Therefore, everybody about the 25 percentile IQ knows it is a political hit from day one.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (786Ro)
People fire their own twisted shit back at them with "learn to code" and "fake news" and they friggin melt in 20 minutes.
These people suck so bad.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 12, 2019 08:14 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2019 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Count the grains of sand on this beach, grasshopper.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 08:14 PM (dsz+/)
Newspapers!
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (QJgb
and wipe their asses
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2019 08:14 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2019 08:14 PM (iAhR6)
Looks sweaty, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Dumpster would be a promotion, think gloryhole
Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (RZ6R1)
Hey, he hasn't been feeling well. His mother wrote him a note.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 08:14 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 08:12 PM (gkstg)
lmao
Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2019 08:14 PM (RZ6R1)
Who know who started "fake news?"
The fake news "journalists" themselves when they invented "Faux News" for Fox News two decades ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 08:15 PM (F3Q/M)
I see this as being like a Trump supporter wearing a "Deplorable" T-shirt. It's a big, fat FU at the people calling you that.
But this DOESN'T WORK for the Leftists. The Leftists NEVER, EVER simply say "FU" to their detractors. THAT is NEVER ENOUGH for them.
They're not happy unless their opposition is completely demonized and destroyed. They are not happy with DEFIANCE. They must have DOMINATION. When such defiance is displayed by those on their team, they don't even GET IT.
Posted by: Optimizer at February 12, 2019 08:15 PM (hOOi9)
Richie Rich stores for vapid Richie Rich people.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 08:15 PM (miE9U)
Journalism is essential for a healthy society democracy.
RBG has been missing for 53 days. Good job.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (elfAG)
The forgot the "honest" part.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 12, 2019 08:15 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Batterup at February 12, 2019 08:15 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2019 08:15 PM (nnI2U)
Posted by: Erron at February 12, 2019 08:15 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (elfAG)
Hide and seek world champion
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2019 08:15 PM (M+Lyo)
Fake News and the Left thought it was perfectly fine to say "fake news," but ONLY if it was directed at Fox News.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 08:16 PM (F3Q/M)
Boy, howdy! These urinalists sure do think highly of themselves, their awesome intelligence and how vital their continued riding high on the hog is to us unthinking and undeserving proles, don't they?
Every last one of 'em is Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Paine and Bob Woodward ... in their own minds.
#FuckOff and #LearnToCode, #FakeNews
Posted by: bite me, Coonman at February 12, 2019 08:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hands
My guess is that some "dresser" pulled that shirt out of his/her back pocket and put it on the mannikin, and Bloomingdale's is now worried about their precious image with the public, since it made it on Twitter.
Yes, they are a bunch of children, aren't they.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 08:16 PM (S6Pax)
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You have the president himself decrying
Fixed your shit grammar, you professional writer, you
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 08:16 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 08:16 PM (vE2Ex)
Posted by: Todd at February 12, 2019 08:17 PM (yFncY)
Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 08:17 PM (D7FqI)
Therefore, everybody about the 25 percentile IQ knows it is a political hit from day one.
I think you are way too generous. Roughly half this country believed and still believes the phony Russian collusion crap. They may pretend they never believed it but they did.
It is literally all the media has been telling them for 2 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2019 08:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 12, 2019 08:18 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2019 08:18 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 08:18 PM (miE9U)
Will twitter drive its own stock even further down by banning everyone?
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:18 PM (Zo1XC)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (Zo1XC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (IcJtd)
They were, so, SO certain they'd git'im! And they couldn't.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (miE9U)
They went to the same public relations workshop as Coonman. Blame others for their own sins.
They sincerely
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (WEBkv)
Newspapers!
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (QJgb
we prefer bolivars
Posted by: mr mad at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (RZ6R1)
What does it take to get Bloomingdale's to respond to *my* hurt feelings? Their prices fill me with a sense of oppression, but I do want the clothes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 08:20 PM (13CQC)
Looks sweaty, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)
Dumpster would be a promotion, think gloryhole
Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (RZ6R1)
Gloryhole at a Mexican truckstop.
That's out of toilet paper.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 08:20 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 08:20 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: JackStraw
If half the country is dumb enough to go for it, we could win every single election until the year 3000 and we'd still be screwed.
Which, well, I predict we are.
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at February 12, 2019 08:20 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 08:20 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Hands
My guess is that some "dresser" pulled that shirt out of his/her back pocket and put it on the mannikin, and Bloomingdale's is now worried about their precious image with the public, since it made it on Twitter.
Yes, they are a bunch of children, aren't they.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 08:16 PM (S6Pax)
Be a shame if this form of warfare against corporations were to spread. Whomever put that shirt out there is a hero.
Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 08:20 PM (D7FqI)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (lD3vL)
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Journalists: Feelings = facts.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 12, 2019 08:20 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 08:20 PM (VaN/j)
BWAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Aelishdad at February 12, 2019 08:20 PM (+dnig)
It must be difficult to deliver this public service with an aching groin and a broken arm.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:21 PM (lD3vL)
https://tinyurl.com/y53wpcos
Tie me cuckaroo down, sport! Tie me cuckaroo down!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 08:21 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: freaked
Ignore, comrade. Is glitch in matrix.
Worry about your borsch or kebob. Is better for health.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Committee for Grand Committee of Amerika at February 12, 2019 08:21 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (IcJtd)
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Way to wave that red flag....
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 12, 2019 08:21 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (IcJtd)
Yup....I always use the Lysol spray.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2019 08:21 PM (Z+IKu)
High dudgeon from statists over Trump questioning whether he'd accept 2016 election results ... until they start NOT accepting them after it.
Big yucks from statists over #FakeNews, a term they coined, until it is turned on them and their favorite urinalists start getting fired.
Have statists no honor, no code, no moral compass? No need to reply - the question was rhetorical.
Posted by: yolks on you at February 12, 2019 08:21 PM (pNxlR)
he most likely has a severe lack of testosterone that prevents him from growing Manhair. Outlier.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 08:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
There is always Photoshop for those who don't care to emerge from their mother's basement.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:22 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 08:22 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: lauraw at February 12, 2019 08:22 PM (/NTv1)
Thank goodness Ace abandoned Prima Nocta. Right? I mean, he's not doing that any more, is he?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 08:22 PM (3KcdH)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (iw59Q)
This comment did not get enough love. Someone do up a 'separated at birth' meme for all of our favorite NPCs and that mannequin in that shirt.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 08:22 PM (t+qrx)
It must be difficult to deliver this public service with an aching groin and a broken arm.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:21 PM (lD3vL)
Roger. The ER nurse keeps bugging me.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 08:22 PM (IcJtd)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at February 12, 2019 08:22 PM (B0MUf)
Right here:
...I have a critical safety update for Morons. When you are Febrezing the furniture in the living room, if your wife walks by, DO NOT Febreze her ass on the way by. Do. Not.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (IcJtd)
I am in awe of you, sir. *salutes*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2019 08:23 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 08:23 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 08:06 PM (QJgb
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Technically speaking, it would be printing, communication through the written word, i.e., press.
Y'no, the thing these Big Corporate Media types pretend they care about.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2019 08:23 PM (Rxduq)
I think all the hub-bub on Twitter is fake news.
Who cares what a bunch of low-T rabbit chested geeks and latte sipping mewling quims think about anything?
...
lol, good stuff
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)
You mean fake news? Yes. Yes, it does.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:23 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 08:20 PM (VaN/j)
Think the other end
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 08:23 PM (8Is7P)
Posted by: sound awake at February 12, 2019 08:24 PM (wYb2i)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Committee for Grand Committee of Amerika
How can one worry about kabab when kabab has been removed?
I'm dubious.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 08:24 PM (gkstg)
Dude. Find an eight-year-old nerd and run this shit by him, before publishing bullshit like that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 08:24 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:24 PM (u0hpX)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 08:24 PM (iw59Q)
https://twitter.com/ArthurSchwartz/status/
1095430234139230208
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 08:25 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Chris M at February 12, 2019 08:25 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM (elfAG)
Hide and seek world champion
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2019 08:15 PM (M+Lyo)
Ahem
Posted by: Bigfoot at February 12, 2019 08:26 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 08:26 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Eeyore
Is it "clean shaven" if they weren't capable of growing it to begin with?
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at February 12, 2019 08:26 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM
Gonna be a deep Febreze in the bedroom for you.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 08:26 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 08:26 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: lauraw at February 12, 2019 08:22 PM (/NTv1)
BCGs
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 08:27 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:27 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 12, 2019 08:27 PM (RuIsu)
I'm pretty introverted [although I don't present that way] so there is a chance that the Saturday ONT wedding festivities might be more my thing than the actual festivities, where I will be concentrating on standing up straight and making my eyes sparkle in photos.
/yeah, I have no idea how to do the latter.
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:27 PM (u0hpX)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 08:27 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:24 PM (u0hpX)
*******
Or Moderate Iranian government officials.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 08:27 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 08:28 PM (3KcdH)
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Thanks for the laugh.. now to clean my spew from the iPad.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 12, 2019 08:28 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: lauraw
They're from the My Wife's In the Back Room Waiting For You collection.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 08:28 PM (PbpT7)
Honest Abe had a little saying about this, "You can fool all of the people some of the time ..."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 08:28 PM (KfVRF)
Because the truth is devastating to our cause!
Posted by: Urinalists at February 12, 2019 08:28 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 08:28 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM
Has anyone checked the coat closet in the Supreme Court anteroom?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 08:28 PM (zmIJL)
The New York post sent investigative reporters (evidence-placers) to the area in Chicago where Smollett claimed to be attacked by MAGA-hatted KKK members where they found a hot-sauce bottle that smelled like bleach and mysteriously lacked any fingerprints. via Second City Cop
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 12, 2019 08:29 PM (2dhR7)
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:27 PM (u0hpX)
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Happiness shines through: you'll be spectacular.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 08:29 PM (3KcdH)
Posted by: IC at February 12, 2019 08:29 PM (ixBqi)
Dude. Find an eight-year-old nerd and run this shit by him, before publishing bullshit like that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 08:24 PM (ykYG2)
Of course plants consume oxygen- that's what we use, and my mother always told me I was a fruit.
Posted by: Pansy Author at February 12, 2019 08:30 PM (dsz+/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er
No Fucking Way!!!
Yes Fucking Way!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 08:30 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2019 08:30 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 08:30 PM (QJgb8)
Posted by: IC at February 12, 2019 08:30 PM (ixBqi)
Most of that $ probably originated in the USA, but it would still be a symbolically perfect source of wall funding.
Posted by: Chris M at February 12, 2019 08:30 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid
A hot sauce bottle? Where was Hillary! on the night in question?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 08:30 PM (gkstg)
I am in awe of you, sir. *salutes*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2019
Thanks Jim! This is my first Moron of the Week award. It's an honor just to be nominated, given the competition around here. But to win?? Never thought I would see the day.
I'd like to thank Ace for creating this community, global warming for giving us 44" of snow in the last 2.5 weeks, and alcohol. Couldn't do it without you ethanol.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 08:31 PM (IcJtd)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 08:31 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: lauraw
They're from the My Wife's In the Back Room Waiting For You collection."
Awesome. But chicks like S.E. Cupp wear them, too.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 08:31 PM (iw59Q)
She is *fabulous. Love her when she's pissed -- and she was pissed tonight!
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at February 12, 2019 08:31 PM (IpsQV)
My, Pamela Wood and Andrea B sure developed cases of red ass over Bloomie's response, did they not? Their clarion moral preening is a worthy example for us all!
#GetOverYourselves
#GetOverWhatYouDo
#LearnToCode
Posted by: urinalists take the urinal cake at February 12, 2019 08:32 PM (pNxlR)
Quick, before the DOJ sends it to Maduro.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:32 PM (CMq2e)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (IcJtd)
Read that to my wife. She reminded me that one time we were cleaning I did so. She got playful back, and good things resulted.
So you can't be sure.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 08:32 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at February 12, 2019 08:32 PM (YuQLm)
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The Green New Deal includes "plant lots of trees." Because CO2 is bad.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2019 08:32 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2019 08:32 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Joseph dagostino at February 12, 2019 08:33 PM (3w9Fm)
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:33 PM (u0hpX)
Posted by: IC at February 12, 2019 08:29 PM (ixBqi)
With pictures?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 08:33 PM (VaN/j)
True, blood money should be sent to Planned Parenthood
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:34 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 08:34 PM (2DOZq)
Their profession doesn't even prepare them to run a cash register. "Real world experience? Umm, none. I'm a journalist!"
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:34 PM (f6lTY)
/yeah, I have no idea how to do the latter.
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:27 PM (u0hpX)
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Belladonna and cocaine.
Do you have the rapey dolphin chocolate fountains yet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 12, 2019 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: IC at February 12, 2019 08:29 PM (ixBqi)
I really hope that someone is pulling the appropriate links to have. You know such as the youtube clip of the bachelor party from Clerks 2.
Posted by: buzzion at February 12, 2019 08:35 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: anderson cooper at February 12, 2019 08:35 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 08:35 PM (/dN1M)
Posted by: IC at February 12, 2019 08:29 PM (ixBqi)
With pictures?Posted by: Eeyore
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Sure, but with black bars over the eyes. And parts strategically covered by fuzzy blue circles.
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:35 PM (u0hpX)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 08:35 PM (7ZQe3)
Because growing crops (yes, I know trees are a lumber producing crop) to feed the billions of starving children we are constantly reminded of, would be a waste of something.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:36 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)
We could do it your way, but my way is funnier!
Posted by: PDJT at February 12, 2019 08:36 PM (f6lTY)
He's Eraserhead in the My Wife's In the Back Room Waiting For You collection.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 08:36 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 08:37 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid
What kind of hot sauce bottle was it?
Frank's Hot Sauce one gallon food service glass jug?
Those little Tabasco bottles with a tiny hole in them?
Why?
And was it cleaned out real good so the hot sauce odor would not overpower the 'bleach'?
I guess the only rational explanation is Hillary.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 08:37 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 08:05 PM (QJgb
Short for Erroneous.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 08:37 PM (nPGq2)
173 RBG has been missing for 53 days. Good job.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM
Has anyone checked the coat closet in the Supreme Court anteroom?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 08:28 PM (zmIJL)
She's working out the links in her "Blackface / Moonwalker" one woman show. A hoot, will it be!
Posted by: dissent dies in darkness at February 12, 2019 08:37 PM (pNxlR)
Do you have the rapey dolphin chocolate fountains yet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
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Yeah, we just saw "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates," and watched the bride get messed up on E. I'm pretty sure the above is out of the question, as is a no-penetrating sex massage.
And now, we have not gone back for the rapey dolphin fountain yet. But it is sure to be there....
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:37 PM (u0hpX)
I seriously doubt any would be bright enough to know which side of a shovel to use.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 08:37 PM (VaN/j)
They were, so, SO certain they'd git'im! And they couldn't.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 08:19 PM (miE9U)
The Russians hacked Lurch!!1!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 08:38 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2019 08:09 PM (RZ6R1)
When she is riding the barbed cock of Satan?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 08:39 PM (nPGq2)
I seriously doubt any would be bright enough to know which side of a shovel to use.
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I've worked with a bunch of these types in TV. They have to hire people to put away their lawn furniture at the end of the season.
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:40 PM (u0hpX)
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:37 PM (u0hpX)
You don't know that! I bet ladies at the Lace Wigs Emporium the next block over were just waiting to snag it.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 08:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM
Maybe she's learning to code
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 08:40 PM (SiINZ)
I seriously doubt any would be bright enough to know which side of a shovel to use.
Hah! We don't use shovels to code, true geeks use rakes.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:40 PM (lD3vL)
Ya know, I strongly suspect that Twitter is TROLLING Ace with Cyrillic, i.e. implying he is a RUSSIAN BOT!
Funny, guys, Dopes.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 12, 2019 08:40 PM (QU+qf)
After Ireland lost half its population, some bigwigs somewhere somewhen figured they should plant back some trees in the Emerald Isle, too. But they used pine, not oak or other deciduous plants. So now the enviros are bitching about them. Apparently conifers lower the ph of the soil and fuck up the Irish food chain.
Ireland has had a problem with incompetent local government since, I dunno, 500 AD
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 08:41 PM (ykYG2)
We've seen this with violent uprisings against clerics and aristocrats across history. A self-congratulatory class of inbred and incapable, but pecunious scolds.
A bunch of mediocre assholes who wouldn't stand out in a crowd of one, telling their presumed inferiors how to live and what to think in the most patronizing and imperious tone they can summon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 08:41 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:13 PM
Maybe she's learning to code
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Just turning her life around.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 08:41 PM (NLLmE)
Is there a way for the extra lazy to learn?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 08:42 PM (gkstg)
Will this be on the test?
Posted by: Urinalist-in-Retraining at February 12, 2019 08:42 PM (asM0l)
>>>>>>>
Why is this not being done right now?
Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 08:42 PM (D7FqI)
With all of the Global Warming, the focus should be on reforesting Greenland.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:42 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 08:42 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: Killerdog at February 12, 2019 08:43 PM (vUFlP)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 08:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 08:14 PM (dsz+/)
We need a "dead Che" T-shirt, with a thought balloon coming from his head, "I should have learned to code."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 08:43 PM (nPGq2)
What I mean is, they don't say "well, both sides" anymore. What they do now is they say stuff like:
"This racism of mine is a problem for all of Virginia (and humankind in general)."
and
"Imran Omar's comments about Jews show how toxic the debate has become."
Seriously. If they were half as good at producing as they are at destroying, our world would be a much better place.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 08:43 PM (uEbPt)
And now, we have not gone back for the rapey dolphin fountain yet. But it is sure to be there....
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:37 PM
You don't know that! I bet ladies at the Lace Wigs Emporium the next block over were just waiting to snag it.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 08:40 PM
either the Lace Wigs crew, or the staff at the James Brown's Finest Suits & Haberdashery & Shit across the street
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 12, 2019 08:44 PM (KCxzN)
Is there a way for the extra lazy to learn?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 08:42 PM (gkstg)
Good news, the primary stat for the coder class is laziness.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 08:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 08:44 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: vivi at February 12, 2019 08:45 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:45 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 08:40 PM (SiINZ)
Code blue, maybe.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
I'm in. Where does the line start?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2019 08:45 PM (iAhR6)
Because that would be too easy. If it was one of us and we got a windfall and needed a new fence we would spend it on the fence. The goverment however needs to process and reprocess the money until it disappears into the works.
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 08:45 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Guzalot at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (aJPGS)
With a picture of Ada Lovelace or Amazing Grace on the back.
Admiral Hopper in uniform, of course.
Posted by: From x2! at February 12, 2019 08:45 PM (bZwzw)
I am pretty sure some poor bastard in Damascus in 8000 BC was complaining to the dung vendor that whomever was in charge was not doing enough about street repair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 08:46 PM (dsz+/)
Posted by: Booker at February 12, 2019 08:46 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 08:46 PM (zmIJL)
That lawyer who had to be reprimanded a couple of weeks ago because he had bedbugs swarming out of his clothes in court?
Kamala Harris in male drag.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 08:46 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 08:46 PM (zmIJL)
'Bozumi' has gravitas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 08:47 PM (dsz+/)
Shibozo or Bozumi.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 08:46 PM (zmIJL)
I think "Shibozo" was coined on the ONT the night it was announced.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 08:47 PM (t+qrx)
We've seen this with violent uprisings against clerics and aristocrats across history. A self-congratulatory class of inbred and incapable, but pecunious scolds.
A bunch of mediocre assholes who wouldn't stand out in a crowd of one, telling their presumed inferiors how to live and what to think in the most patronizing and imperious tone they can summon."
Just thinking along the same lines although with totalitarians who are offended by any critique of the established order. These assclowns are finding their former power was their only shield against the universal contempt in which they were/are held. That and Twitter showed what pathetic cretins most are.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 08:48 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 08:48 PM (NLLmE)
decrying that all media is fake news and him and only him can be
trusted. Cant you see the slippery slope this leads down?
The slope that leads to everyone in America finally realizing what a bunch of lying, paid whores journalists are?
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 08:48 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:48 PM (oTMWb)
https://twitter.com/votermom/status/1095497449182056448
Why don't you just boycott what you don't want instead of BULLYING a business that employs honest hardworking people who aren't paid to LIE to the public.
You ARE fake news!
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 12, 2019 08:48 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: vivi at February 12, 2019 08:45 PM (11H2y)
A stenographer is honest.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 08:49 PM (uEbPt)
I think it was that little bitch from the GHWB vs Clinton debate who asked how the government would look after people.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2019 08:49 PM (iAhR6)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 08:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 12, 2019 08:44 PM (KCxzN)
Those guys are cool, that's where Bozo Conservative got his hat. Game recognize game.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 08:49 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Booker at February 12, 2019 08:49 PM (MAstk)
What's this about an "invasion of polar bears" into a Russian town?
Does this "invasion" consist of a mum and her 3 cubs?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 08:49 PM (F3Q/M)
*removes and examines glasses*
*Buddy Holly did it first*
*also time to replace electrical tape*
Posted by: Miklos, seriously untaken at February 12, 2019 08:50 PM (zCyNd)
Oh the irony.
Through the use of a bald-faced lie, they use this strawman to somehow discredit Trump while supposedly demanding credibility for themselves.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:50 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 08:50 PM (dsz+/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 08:44 PM (pw+jk)
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He's been identified: Soy Boy Zero is named Seany Conks. No extant soy containment techniques are sufficient to isolate this vector.
Posted by: Centers For Soy Control at February 12, 2019 08:50 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: vivi at February 12, 2019 08:45 PM (11H2y)
A stenographer is honest.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 08:49 PM (uEbPt)
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A stenographer has an IQ above 90?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 08:50 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:50 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 08:50 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 08:47 PM
How many shibozos make up a quatloo? If they're gold, I'll take 200.
Posted by: William Devane at February 12, 2019 08:51 PM (zmIJL)
No sir.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 12, 2019 08:51 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at February 12, 2019 08:51 PM (3ufaJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 08:44 PM (pw+jk)
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He's been identified: Soy Boy Zero is named Seany Conks. No extant
soy containment techniques are sufficient to isolate this vector.
Posted by: Centers For Soy Control at February 12, 2019 08:50 PM (It5Ks)
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If you go back in time and kill Soy Boy Zero, Seany Conks would you?
I know I would.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 08:52 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 08:50 PM (dsz+/)
Yup....what a loser he was.
A friend of mine back in the day always called him Michael Ducaca.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2019 08:52 PM (Z+IKu)
Damn. Great point and exactly right. No wonder they hate her.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at February 12, 2019 08:52 PM (IpsQV)
I don't know if it's been brought up yet, but something new to send the left into a frenzy is MABA - Make Alexandria a Bartender Again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 08:52 PM (SiINZ)
Those guys are cool, that's where Bozo Conservative got his hat. Game recognize game.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 08:49 PM
true, that
he should have gotten the cape, though
people'd be openin' doors for him & shinin' his shoes
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 12, 2019 08:52 PM (KCxzN)
Then you can pay me a minimum of $100/hr to rescue them from the horrific mess that always results.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 08:52 PM (lD3vL)
Shibozo or Bozumi.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 08:46 PM (zmIJL)
I think "Shibozo" was coined on the ONT the night it was announced.
Posted by: hogmartin
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"Boshi." It sounds like an Asian tree. I like that.
Shibozo: clown name
Bozumi: City in Romania. Maybe even Pakistan.
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:53 PM (u0hpX)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 08:53 PM (o1fzk)
Honestly, you'd be smarter not to.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 08:53 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 08:40 PM (SiINZ
#learntocodeblue
Posted by: RBG at February 12, 2019 08:54 PM (2dhR7)
Posted by: Killerdog at February 12, 2019 08:54 PM (vUFlP)
"misgendering" a non-surgical transsexual) had a spot-on point re: how
it shouldn't be LGB*T, because the first three letters represent sexual
preference -- and the T is defining something separate.
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Mental illness?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 08:54 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Would you want that dullard handling your drinks?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 08:54 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 08:27 PM (1g7ch)
The cat's eyes for women, especially. Mrrrrow.
Posted by: From x2! at February 12, 2019 08:54 PM (bZwzw)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 12, 2019 08:54 PM (dKiJG)
Stenographers can code.
Seriously, stenographers could write in a kind of code (a lost art)
Posted by: Miklos, taking shorthand at February 12, 2019 08:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: shibumi,
It means 'hat' or 'boy' in Japanese.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 08:55 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 08:55 PM (PUmDY)
Pelosi, Biden, and other assorted Demomarxists were on a plane flying into Detroit this morning to attend the funeral of John Dingell, middle seat warmer for the longest running family dynasty in Congress. Due to a significant ice storm raging, the plane was 45 minutes delayed , and so was the service in Dearborn....however, they finally showed up and Biden gave the eulogy....
In case you don't know or have forgotten, John Dingell was elected to fill his father's seat in Congress in 1955. His father served in the US House from 1932 until 1955, when he died. Jr. then served from 1955 to 2014, when he announced he wouldn't run for another term at age 88. But by golly, his wife Debbie, who is 28 years younger than he, bravely took up the challenge and ran and she won his seat and is currently serving in the House.
So there has been a Dingle representing the same area of Michigan in the US House for 87 years.
Yes, we need term limits.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 12, 2019 08:56 PM (Zzd4x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 08:50 PM (dsz+/)
I remember that. He said he'd get his super 8.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 08:56 PM (1g7ch)
I told you that it would never be built and that the thieving recyclers would tear it up for scrap before ever having one single rail car run on it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 08:56 PM (pw+jk)
people'd be openin' doors for him shinin' his shoes
Posted by: AltonJackson
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I've told about getting the cape at least a half dozen times, and he just doesn't listen.
Grunt. "Ohio."
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:56 PM (u0hpX)
-- Tucker's closing shot. Tonight's ep is one to remember.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at February 12, 2019 08:56 PM (IpsQV)
No sir.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 12, 2019 08:51 PM (SqopC)
Yup. Gotta admire some of that Slavic optician's art.
Posted by: Miklos, who was that one Russian librarian chick? at February 12, 2019 08:57 PM (zCyNd)
Yes, we need term limits
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Hell YES.
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 08:57 PM (u0hpX)
Here's the article about Cruz's proposal to use El Chapo's seized drug money for the wall...
this would be SCHWEET!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 08:58 PM (438dO)
Yes, we need term limits.
Posted by: Jen the original
Technically, the late Dingle's wife has been hyphenating her name since she assumed office so Michigan is represented by Congresswoman Dingle-Berry.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 08:59 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 08:55 PM (whUgy)
Hilarity ensues?
Posted by: Cory Booker, on a "fact" finding mission at February 12, 2019 08:59 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 09:00 PM (ykYG2)
@business
JUST IN: BuzzFeed journalists have voted to unionize and plan to inform management as soon as Wednesday, according to a person familiar with the matter
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 09:00 PM (whUgy)
complaining to the dung vendor that whomever was in charge was not doing
enough about street repair.
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Learn to cuneiform!
https://tinyurl.com/yda8lbmc
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 09:00 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:00 PM (PUmDY)
Are people using their own free will to vote?
(other than the dead, cartoon characters, family pets, people who moved away, etc.)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 09:01 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:01 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 12, 2019 09:01 PM (dLgjF)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 08:59 PM (gkstg)
Halle should sue. Gordy too.
Posted by: Miklos, teh forgotten fourth Supreme at February 12, 2019 09:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:02 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2019 09:02 PM (rnAwa)
complaining to the dung vendor that whomever was in charge was not doing
enough about street repair.
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Learn to cuneiform!
https://tinyurl.com/yda8lbmc
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 09:00 PM (Evws/)
Hahaha...yup. The guy in charge of street repair was probably named El Shabazz Dingell.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2019 09:02 PM (Z+IKu)
You're getting married??
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 12, 2019 09:02 PM (dLgjF)
this would be SCHWEET!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 08:58 PM (438dO)
Is the money just lying around in small bills, or is on deposit in foreign banks?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (F3Q/M)
I would simply like for the justice to be alive while serving.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (lD3vL)
-- Tucker's closing shot. Tonight's ep is one to remember."
Beautiful line among many tonight. Every Tucker Carson episode has the vibe of not being able to avert the eyes when passing a car wreck--you know, deep down, the day will come when he says something so honest the NPC's successfully take him down after they social shame the Murdoch bastards into submission. TuCa's show is as close to cutting edge as anything in mainstream media is. It will be a classic and viewed fondly by future generations if it can be preserved beyond the coming Dark Ages.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (iw59Q)
Compliments, rather.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (F3Q/M)
Tupac's first album came out in 1991.
Snoop's first album came out in 1993.
Kamala Harris graduated law school in 1990.
Posted by: Neo at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: FireHorse at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (Lj7FZ)
FOR FUCKS SAKE.
#Author, #critic, shower singer, and self described #feminist and social justice advocate.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (z8c2c)
Really, is that too much to ask ?
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:04 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2019 09:02 PM (Z+IKu)
My worst hire.
Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at February 12, 2019 09:04 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: vivi at February 12, 2019 08:45 PM (11H2y)
A stenographer is *accurate*.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 12, 2019 09:04 PM (MzD6Y)
Tupac's first album came out in 1991.
Snoop's first album came out in 1993.
Kamala Harris graduated law school in 1990.
Posted by: Neo
This story sounds familiar.
Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary at February 12, 2019 09:04 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:04 PM (PUmDY)
In either case, I can see why The Enemy would block building the wall. They anticipate winning the Executive branch in 2020 and will use either the small bills or foreign deposits for their own graft.
Fourteen billion can buy lots of blow and hookers.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 09:05 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 09:05 PM (aKsyK)
Are you fucking kidding!???
My filmschool advisor told us that the Oscar for editing was a good indicator of the Best Picture award, and if you look back at those names, that's true more often than not.
And the makeup Oscar is relatively new; meant to draw in a certain kind of fan.
Just when I think they couldn't horrify me more.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at February 12, 2019 09:05 PM (IpsQV)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 09:05 PM (iw59Q)
JUST IN: BuzzFeed journalists have voted to unionize and plan to inform management as soon as Wednesday, according to a person familiar with the matter
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Good.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 09:05 PM (F3Q/M)
It is about the transmissability (word?) of Alzheimer's. They try to stress that transmissible does not equal contagious. I am not sure, but that is kind of exactly what that means. Transmissible means contagious under certain circumstances. Right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 09:05 PM (dsz+/)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (z8c2c)
Are you applying for the front- or back-end developer position?
Posted by: Miklos from HR at February 12, 2019 09:06 PM (zCyNd)
Tupac's first album came out in 1991.
Snoop's first album came out in 1993.
Kamala Harris graduated law school in 1990.
==
She heard their demo tapes before they hit bigtime.
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:06 PM (bUjCl)
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
The world's oldest joke.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 09:06 PM (Evws/)
It is about the transmissability (word?) of
Alzheimer's. They try to stress that transmissible does not equal
contagious. I am not sure, but that is kind of exactly what that means.
Transmissible means contagious under certain circumstances. Right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 09:05 PM (dsz+/)
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Can be transmitted genetically?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 09:06 PM (13CQC)
Mom! I wet 'em again!
Posted by: urinalists in Underoos at February 12, 2019 09:06 PM (pNxlR)
@business
JUST IN: BuzzFeed journalists have voted to unionize and plan to inform management as soon as Wednesday, according to a person familiar with the matter
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 09:00 PM (whUgy)
That ought to stop any more layoffs
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 09:06 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 12, 2019 09:07 PM (MzD6Y)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 09:05 PM (iw59Q)
Was there a Dingle-burying, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 09:07 PM (nPGq2)
The three letter Network News Reader made a comparison of the Trump and Beto rallies in terms that suggested they were of comparable size. Something like "they both had large rallies".
And gave them about equal airtime.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 09:07 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 09:05 PM (lD3vL)
And a few T-Bones.
Posted by: Corey from NJ at February 12, 2019 09:07 PM (zCyNd)
Tupac's first album came out in 1991.
Snoop's first album came out in 1993.
Kamala Harris graduated law school in 1990.
====
Kamala-toe misspoke. She was smoking Willy Brown's Pole while listening to gangsta rap.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 09:07 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 09:07 PM (IcJtd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Would you want that dullard handling your drinks?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 08:54 PM (gkstg)
Make Alexandria a Barmaid Again.
Edited for extra patriarchal oppression!
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2019 09:08 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 09:08 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 09:06 PM (13CQC)
No, from what I read they are not talking about passing genetic predisposition, but actually transferring the disease through the use of instruments contaminated with certain bodily material.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 09:08 PM (dsz+/)
Nothing says you" love a man in cuneiform" better than the imprint of a lofty wedge!
Posted by: Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods Ex at February 12, 2019 09:08 PM (XG8it)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:08 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miklos from HR
Back-end. Definitely back-end.
Posted by: Cory Booker at February 12, 2019 09:08 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:06 PM (bUjCl)
Or she could have just heard the gardener cursing after he stepped on a rake. Easy mistake to make.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 09:09 PM (nPGq2)
It is about the transmissability (word?) of Alzheimer's. They try to stress that transmissible does not equal contagious. I am not sure, but that is kind of exactly what that means. Transmissible means contagious under certain circumstances. Right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
A retro virus, like HIV?
The reality is that retro -virii have been around since forever, but HIV spurred more viral research. HIV is actually almost impossible to isolate and detect, and the symptom is massive T-cell (white cell) increase, as your body is fighting the infection.
I think that now, we may find that certain things may be spurred by retro-viruses that were undiscoverable with older medical technology.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 09:09 PM (S6Pax)
I wasn't aware that someone could be a G-Funk connoisseur BEFORE the 1990s, though. I never smoked a herb that could do that for me.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 09:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
This is hilarious. I love these people.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 09:09 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 09:05 PM (lD3vL)
She has songwriting credit on Snoop's "Subpoena Dis!"
Posted by: Miklos from ASCAP at February 12, 2019 09:09 PM (zCyNd)
That would be disenfranchising.
H8er.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 09:09 PM (CMq2e)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 12, 2019 09:09 PM (H5knJ)
he should have gotten the cape, though
people'd be openin' doors for him & shinin' his shoes
Posted by: AltonJackson
No capes! - Edna Mode
What would I look like with a cape?
Superman? Maybe.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 09:10 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:08 PM (PUmDY)
Lined writing paper, basically.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 09:10 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 09:05 PM (iw59Q)
Was there a Dingle-burying, then?"
Up my leg, if I heard you right.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 09:10 PM (iw59Q)
Edited for extra patriarchal oppression!
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2019 09:08 PM (bZ7mE)
"Wench" is a perfectly fine usage.
Posted by: Miklos from the OED at February 12, 2019 09:11 PM (zCyNd)
When gov't revenue increases by $14 billion, they'll spend $28 billion. That's a luxurious Wall.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 09:11 PM (CMq2e)
Tupac's first album came out in 1991.
Snoop's first album came out in 1993.
Kamala Harris graduated law school in 1990.
Posted by: Neo at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (e8kgV)
Snoop and Tupac were in her room!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 09:11 PM (1g7ch)
JUST IN: BuzzFeed journalists have voted to unionize and plan to
inform management as soon as Wednesday, according to a person familiar
with the matter
Posted by: weft cut-loop
====
Hope they get the Hostess treatment.
The real minimum wage is ZERO. Have a great funemployment.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 09:12 PM (pw+jk)
I think contagious is usually reserved for diseases you can get just by being around someone who has it, or handling something they've handled.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:12 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 09:12 PM (ykYG2)
Tupac's first album came out in 1991.
Snoop's first album came out in 1993.
Kamala Harris graduated law school in 1990.
Posted by: Neo at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (e8kgV)
Snoop and Tupac were in her room!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 09:11 PM (1g7ch)
Welllll
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:12 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:08 PM (PUmDY)
Large sheets. Not using a writing tablet.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 12, 2019 09:12 PM (MzD6Y)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:14 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 12, 2019 09:15 PM (dLgjF)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 09:15 PM (ykYG2)
Tupac's first album came out in 1991.
Snoop's first album came out in 1993.
Kamala Harris graduated law school in 1990.
Posted by: Neo at February 12, 2019 09:03 PM (e8kgV)
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This is her trying to burnish her black community creds as a Jamaican/Eastern Indian.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 09:15 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 09:11 PM (CMq2e)
With Midnite Velvet Elvis painting along it's length.
For the children.
Posted by: Miklos from the Department of Border Aesthetics at February 12, 2019 09:16 PM (zCyNd)
Bwahahaha!
See ya!
> She was smoking Willy Brown's Pole while listening to gangsta rap.
That dude is old enough that it was probably Count Basie or some shit. He was born in 1934.
> Nothing says you" love a man in cuneiform" better than the imprint of a lofty wedge!
Same root word as "c*nt".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:16 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: DaveA at February 12, 2019 09:16 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 12, 2019 09:16 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 12, 2019 09:17 PM (8iiMU)
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your flashy ways
Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid (uh)'
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:17 PM (bUjCl)
She'll get away with it, too. Look at Barky. Raised by his white grandparents, sent to a $50k/year private school in Hawaii. Also spent time with his rich stepdad in Indonesia.
Pretty fucking far from the hood, that boy was.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:17 PM (0OWcv)
@business
JUST IN: BuzzFeed journalists have voted to unionize and plan to inform management as soon as Wednesday, according to a person familiar with the matter
And there, folks, is what is termed a "kill shot"
Posted by: the desserts ... they are just at February 12, 2019 09:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:14 PM (PUmDY)
It's been a few years since she retired. Wider, definitely.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 12, 2019 09:18 PM (MzD6Y)
Posted by: Miklos from the OED at February 12, 2019 09:11 PM (zCyNd)
I was trying to retain the MABA acronym. "Bar wench" might work, though.
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2019 09:18 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:14 PM (PUmDY)
Comes in letter size and legal size, IIRC. Smaller lined pads are sold as "steno pads". I have a letter-size yellow foolscap pad on the desk in front of me right now. I find them very useful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 09:18 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 12, 2019 09:18 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 09:15 PM (ffYR/)
Her husband will have to be vat dyed.
Posted by: Miklos from the Department of Ethnic Aesthetics at February 12, 2019 09:18 PM (zCyNd)
QUIT KNUCKLING UNDER TO THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST SACK UP!!!
Just once I would love to see some company snort derisively and say, "who cares if your feelz got all hurty."
Shit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 12, 2019 09:19 PM (jo0+f)
Posted by: Miklos from the Department of Ethnic Aesthetics at February 12, 2019 09:18 PM (zCyNd)
The Brown Blower is married?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 12, 2019 09:19 PM (dLgjF)
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2019 09:20 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:20 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:20 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2019 09:18 PM (bZ7mE)
"socket wench"?
Posted by: Miklos from the Auto Parts semi-OEM distributor at February 12, 2019 09:20 PM (zCyNd)
One girl in Michigan is doing all their polls for free and these yahoos think they're going to strong-arm management into paying them?!
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 09:21 PM (f6lTY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2019 09:22 PM (L3YlV)
Yeah, to a white man.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:20 PM (0OWcv)
WHAT???? How did I not know this?
Is his first name Cuck?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 12, 2019 09:22 PM (dLgjF)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 12, 2019 09:22 PM (jo0+f)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:20 PM (0OWcv)
Get outta here
Posted by: White Hispanic George Z at February 12, 2019 09:22 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 12, 2019 09:18 PM (8iiMU)
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He;s had that nickname ever since an opponent claimed he had drug connections through his Chinese wife. It was so ridiculous he just went with it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 09:22 PM (ffYR/)
Border wall
The FAU poll found 55 percent of Florida voters support construction of an additional wall along the border with Mexico and 37 percent opposed the idea.
In February 2018, FAU found Florida voters were evenly divided, with 43 percent supporting a wall and 45 percent opposing.
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 09:23 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Miklos from the Auto Parts semi-OEM distributor at February 12, 2019 09:20 PM (zCyNd)
I was going to ask if there were any wenches without a socket, but then remembered the recent transsexual movement. I guess we do have to specify, now.
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2019 09:23 PM (bZ7mE)
Make Alexia a Blow-Whore Again.
Because I know my sleazy bar employees, and that woman has hoovered more than a few cocks for bumps of coke. Guaranteed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:23 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 09:23 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2019 09:23 PM (bZ7mE)
On the other hand, there are sockets and there are sockets.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 09:23 PM (dsz+/)
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 12, 2019 09:23 PM (bZ7mE)
Our judges would also have accepted "box-end".
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 09:24 PM (t+qrx)
Distract with hobo pelt.
Posted by: DaveA at February 12, 2019 09:16 PM (FhXTo)
With Ace, prima nocte is on a hobo pelt
Posted by: "White" "Hispanic" Miklos Zimmerman, telegrapher at February 12, 2019 09:24 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 12, 2019 09:19 PM (dLgjF)
------------------------------------
To a white man.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2019 09:24 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: t-bird
Hey! Those Michigan girls can be pretty amazing!
Like...Eris was originally, and will be again, a Michigan girl
And Shibumi, yeah, she's some kind of Michigan girl. She goes outside to get the paper in the driveway in winter, with no shoes. Barefoot and in the driveway.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 09:25 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 09:25 PM (gC2IV)
> Yeah, to a white man.
Mr. and Mrs. Kamala Harris:
https://tinyurl.com/mrkamalaharris
He has the cuck look about him.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:25 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:26 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 09:23 PM (8ruUE)
But I was "Sandy" then!
Posted by: like duh at February 12, 2019 09:26 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:26 PM (PUmDY)
Katie Pavlich is looking super hawt on Kennedy.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 12, 2019 09:16 PM (8iiMU)
On her?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 09:27 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2019 09:22 PM
Nah, that's just crazy talk.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2019 09:27 PM (pqt5D)
Getting a makeover ?
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:26 PM (bUjCl)
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No, I'm an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 09:28 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
What happened to Pitino?
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 09:28 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:29 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 09:29 PM (ykYG2)
Seriously, I realized that I felt stupider every time I went there.
So I stopped.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:29 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2019 09:22 PM
Nah, that's just crazy talk.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Koo koo bananas.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 09:30 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 09:25 PM
I needed a mission. And for my sins, they gave one. A trek into the heart of redness.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2019 09:30 PM (pqt5D)
Mr. and Mrs. Kamala Harris:
https://tinyurl.com/mrkamalaharris
By the look of her dress, I'd say Karmela's taste is all in her mouth.
Have at it!
Posted by: yolks, writing their bad selves at February 12, 2019 09:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 09:25 PM (S6Pax)
Get the girl an indoor kitchen.
Posted by: Miklos Falwell at February 12, 2019 09:30 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY)
Or maybe a Chinese one.
No one is used to seeing her current hubby out there.
She could just switch.
If anyone questions it, the MSM can cover for her.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2019 09:31 PM (Rxduq)
His name is Douglas Emhoff, but in the Cuck Community he goes by the nickname "Jack".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:32 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 12, 2019 09:32 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 09:28 PM (NLLmE)
Got caught with his hands in too many different cookie jars. And having his players put his hands in various cookie jars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 09:32 PM (dsz+/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2019 09:32 PM (015m0)
Not flattering for her, for sure. Makes her look bulgy, but not in places where there should be bulges.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:34 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Micheal O, simply georgeous at February 12, 2019 09:35 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:35 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 09:35 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:36 PM (bUjCl)
I think most of us are down with BJs, but frown on adultery.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:37 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Alex at February 12, 2019 09:37 PM (vshng)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
That's crazy. He was getting paid big bucks.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 09:37 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:37 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miklos from the Department of Ethnic Aesthetics at February 12, 2019 09:18 PM
Shoe polish works too.
Posted by: Governor Northam at February 12, 2019 09:37 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 09:35 PM
If they piss their panties at learn to code, what do you expect? Sad isn't it?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2019 09:37 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 12, 2019 09:38 PM (MI74Q)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:37 PM (0OWcv)
And infanticide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 09:38 PM (nPGq2)
Alternately, you can just wear a klan hood. Then no one will know that you're white.
Posted by: Also Governor Northam at February 12, 2019 09:38 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at February 12, 2019 09:38 PM (DMUuz)
I married a "black" "man"!
There are downsides."
We know via Rachel Dolezal Kamala's husband can't identify, so he will be airbrushed from her history.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 09:39 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:36 PM (bUjCl)
As Lenin put it, Kto-Kogo?
Posted by: Miklos, not yet in summer Lenin at February 12, 2019 09:39 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Every Hewlett-Packard Employee at February 12, 2019 09:39 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:39 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 09:40 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2019 09:40 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2019 09:40 PM (9L2du)
I dunno, when looking at The Hill reporting on Buzzfeed goons unionizing, they make all kinds of demands.
I hear that their original proposal even demanded private jets and island resorts but then most of them were tasked with praising the GND in various intersectionality ways and the only self-aware one of the mob quietly removed it during their Me Time.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 09:41 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 09:41 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Miklos, not yet in summer Lenin at February 12, 2019 09:39 PM (zCyNd)
ММ Их
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:41 PM (bUjCl)
Unless they're demanding to be paid even when their unwilling to work, they haven't gone nearly far enough.
Posted by: O'CrazyHo Kotex at February 12, 2019 09:42 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 09:42 PM (bUjCl)
Nobody is dogging her for being a penis holster. She gets dogged for pretending to be some strong, self made independent woman who came to power because of her superior intellect and abilities, when in fact she got to be where she is by being Willie Brown's penis holster.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2019 09:42 PM (iAhR6)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 09:42 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: D. Souter's classic legal thriller "The Kelo Decision" at February 12, 2019 09:42 PM (zCyNd)
Last account I had you were the shadow vice president. That was the threadwinner, got an actual laugh because it was so rando.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 09:42 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2019 09:40 PM (9L2du)
Aw, hope that turns out well for you. Good luck!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 09:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 09:43 PM (VUJYp)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2019 09:40 PM (9L2du)
----------------------------
Sending good luck your way!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 09:43 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at February 12, 2019 09:43 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2019 09:22 PM
#LearnToWrite
#LearnToReport
#LearnToNotFakeNews
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2019 09:44 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 09:35 PM
If they piss their panties at learn to code, what do you expect? Sad isn't it?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2019 09:37 PM (L3YlV)
Its beyond sad. Its why I call them sandbags. If we ever get invaded, or if mad max world arrives, they will be useful as sandbags and not a damn thing more.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 09:44 PM (9Om/r)
Nobody is dogging her for being a penis holster. She gets dogged for pretending to be some strong, self made independent woman who came to power because of her superior intellect and abilities, when in fact she got to be where she is by being Willie Brown's penis holster.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2019 09:42 PM (iAhR6)
This
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2019 09:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: O'CrazyHo Kotex at February 12, 2019 09:42 PM (0OWcv)
Amalgamated Brotherhood of Fabricators, Fabulists and Dissimulators.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 09:44 PM (nPGq2)
Damn, glad I was using a sock for that one. "They're".
No, wait, I was imitating Communist Barbie, thus the misspelling was intentional. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: O'CrazyHo Kotex at February 12, 2019 09:44 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 09:42 PM (DMUuz)
I don't know why the military doesn't just replace those dinky M16s with a real weapon like that.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 09:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 09:08 PM
Three years of taking care of my incontinent Alzheimer-inflicted MIL. OMG l'm fucked.
Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 09:45 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: trapper's girl, formerly concrete girl at February 12, 2019 09:45 PM (VzI4f)
Posted by: Miklos from the Department of Ethnic Aesthetics at February 12, 2019 09:18 PM
Shoe polish works too.
Posted by: Governor Northam
Genuine African American women will not approve of this, because it appears that Kamala is not "down wit da struggle".
Or something like that.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 09:45 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2019 09:45 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 09:45 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 09:37 PM (NLLmE)
I am trying to remember if he was the one about providing girls to his players as well. So hard to keep them all straight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 09:45 PM (dsz+/)
Just sold mine last summer. I can't believe how nerve-wracking it is. Good luck!
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 09:45 PM (CMq2e)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 09:46 PM (iw59Q)
@business
JUST IN: BuzzFeed journalists have voted to unionize and plan to
inform management as soon as Wednesday, according to a person familiar
with the matter
And there, folks, is what is termed a "kill shot"
Posted by: the desserts ... they are just at February 12, 2019 09:17 PM (pNxlR)
Why is there no blood coming from this stone?
Posted by: Buzz Feed Journalists at February 12, 2019 09:46 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Michigan J Ginsberg at February 12, 2019 09:46 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
David Hogg has an effective IQ of 86.
Harvard bound! Nothing but the best for this young progressive!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 09:46 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Kamallovah My Face at February 12, 2019 09:47 PM (CMq2e)
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2019 09:47 PM (9L2du)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 09:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 09:44 PM (nPGq2)
Don't go Wobbly!
Posted by: Miklos, in non-union suit at February 12, 2019 09:47 PM (zCyNd)
I wasn't aware that someone could be a G-Funk connoisseur BEFORE the 1990s, though. I never smoked a herb that could do that for me.
--------
I liked rap when I was little, and I'd get it from Columbia House. I like The Chronic by Dre, Doggystyle (also by Dre but credited to Snoop), Uncut Dope by Geto Boys, and Cocktales by Too $hort.
Rap never got that cool and crazy again.
And a lot of that was by creatively sampling and imitating the funk of years past, which I figured out and got into a little later.
The world of funk and soul is totally awesome, and requires no herbal additives. Though, they don't hurt.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 09:48 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:48 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:49 PM (PUmDY)
ever get invaded, or if mad max world arrives, they will be useful as
sandbags and not a damn thing more.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 09:44 PM (9Om/r)
Reactor shielding. Tell them they are ballast, but in actuality they will be reactor shielding
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2019 09:49 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 09:45 PM (dsz+/)
Word.
Posted by: Michael Sam at February 12, 2019 09:49 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 09:47 PM (t+qrx)
Fantastic it is!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2019 09:49 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Did not realize.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 09:49 PM (NLLmE)
Bets that he majors in some bullshit non-subject like "international relations"?
Because he sure doesn't have the brains for law or medicine.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2019 09:49 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:48 PM (PUmDY)
*searches Urban Dictionary for "Italian restaurant"*
...holy shit.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 09:50 PM (t+qrx)
I think this encapsulates the transition from the 20th to the 21st centuries.
Posted by: Miklos, in historical context at February 12, 2019 09:50 PM (zCyNd)
Pitino screwed one of his assistant coaches' wife in an Italian restaurant.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:48 PM (PUmDY)
WOW. Nice fella.
Did he lika the sauce?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 12, 2019 09:50 PM (9dzlp)
They are still testing the model that also will curve the bullet's flight horizontally when you swing the barrel just right.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 09:51 PM (lD3vL)
'A bottle of Red
A bottle of White
It all depends upon her appetite
I'll bang her anytime she wants
Even in an Italian Restaurant'
Posted by: Billy Joel at February 12, 2019 09:51 PM (cnptg)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 12, 2019 09:51 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:48 PM (PUmDY)
Smart choice. If he had have screwed her in a Chinese restaurant, half an hour later he would have been horny again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 09:52 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I can believe that. A lot of Big Time College coaches are kind of scummy, up close.
There is a ton of money sloshing around in Big Time college athletic programs; primarily basketball and football.
I think, for instance, that Ohio State's Athletic department has a budget of something well north of $100 Million dollars, annually. All paid for by the basketball and especially the football program.
They eagerly prosecute anyone randomly using their logos or name for any purpose.
When my son was in high school (suburban Columbus) and running Cross Country and distance in track, the running coach had a fundraiser every year where people could walk or run (compete) in a 5K, called the Buckeye Bash, because typically they held it on the morning of the Michigan - Ohio State game. Well, after a couple of years, Ohio State came down on them real hard, and they had to change the name to the Game Day 5K, which is still pretty catchy.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 09:52 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 09:51 PM (lD3vL)
Thirty magazine clip, half a second.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 09:53 PM (t+qrx)
I mentioned this morning that I depleted my supplier of those charms. I ordered the last 8 she had soo...if ya want one better get on it. I'm looking elsewhere for them but no luck so far.Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 09:53 PM (dUJdY)
There is a movie coming out about all the history of the music the rappers sampled, library music.
The People's Court theme...library music.
NFL Films, Wide World of Sports...library music.
All really good stuff, quirky and unique, well crafted.
But rap still sucks.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 12, 2019 09:54 PM (z8c2c)
That is three more points than when the military considers the candidate unteachable and good for nothing more than sandbags, ballast or reactor shielding.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 09:54 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: hogmartin
And they disguised the thing that goes up by making it go sideways. Devious.
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2019 09:54 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Miklos, in historical context at February 12, 2019 09:50 PM (zCyNd)
----
Yeah. I never "transitioned," and I'm not about to
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 09:55 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2019 09:55 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at February 12, 2019 09:56 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 09:56 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 09:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at February 12, 2019 09:43 PM
#MeToo
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 09:57 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 12, 2019 09:54 PM (z8c2c)
It will suck all the way til the last of the hot suns burn out in the universe. It is the alpha and omega. It will suck from the beginning and will suck at the ending.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 09:57 PM (9Om/r)
Wait for iiiiit... waaaaiiiit....
Posted by: mindful webworker's force feels at February 12, 2019 09:57 PM (ggnsn)
Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable
Preemptively embracing the healing power of "and"?
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2019 09:57 PM (P1f+c)
Wait for iiiiit... waaaaiiiit....
it's just gas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 09:58 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 09:58 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 09:56 PM (dUJdY)
It's sometimes used as an abbreviation for the full term that it forms a part of. One might use "anti" as a sub for "anti-vaxer" in an essay dealing with that topic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 10:00 PM (nPGq2)
Wait for iiiiit... waaaaiiiit....
Posted by: mindful webworker's force feels at February 12, 2019 09:57 PM
There hasn't been an ONT like that since Yokopalooza.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 10:00 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at February 12, 2019 10:00 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: mindful webworker's force feels at February 12, 2019 10:00 PM (ggnsn)
Borderline?
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 09:58 PM (dUJdY)
OUT!!!
Posted by: Miklos, line judge at February 12, 2019 10:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 09:57 PM (9Om/r)
I rate this statement: true.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 10:01 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 10:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 10:01 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 12, 2019 10:01 PM (PUmDY)
"Was," being the operative world. It's beyond awful now. All new music pretty much sucks, but the rap is just weird noises these days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 10:02 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 10:02 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2019 10:02 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 10:01 PM (jXrK7)
They have a great deal to be modest about.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 10:02 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 10:01 PM (NWiLs)
Just ask Goebbels or Beria.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 10:02 PM (dsz+/)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 10:03 PM (t+qrx)
And the rocket's red glaaaare
The bombs bursting in aaaair
Gave proof that the
OverNight Thread
was now herrrre.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379743
Posted by: mindful webworker's force feels at February 12, 2019 10:03 PM (ggnsn)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 10:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 10:03 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Miklos, eagerly awaiting his new acquisition at February 12, 2019 10:04 PM (zCyNd)
In what fucking universe is starving the non-socialists of votes and money a good idea? Seriously. I want to know. When is it the best course of action in an effectively binary electoral system to empower your enemies through deliberate non-participation? Do you agree with Shapiro, now? Are *your* principles so important that you'd rather watch Chavez/Maduro del Norte come to pass than taint your sacred honor by voting for a less-than-conservative Republican?
If your chosen party isn't pure enough for you, the correct course of action is to co-opt it. Get them addicted to your votes. Get them addicted to your money. Conservatives bitch and moan all the god damned time about their politicians being beholden to special interests without it ever crossing their minds to BECOME A SPECIAL INTEREST.
Radicals didn't take over the Democrats overnight, but they did it. And that's how. They supported every Democrat against every Republican, no matter what. They primaried the moderates and gave money to the survivors, no matter what. They agitated and protested and harassed and lied for and otherwise went to bat for more and more leftist policies and pulled their pet politicians leftward with them. They enforced party discipline. And, now, the leftists own the Democrats.
Obviously, the lesson here is to throw down your voter cards and walk away, surrendering the field to people who OPENLY BRAG about their attempts to oppress, silence, harass, and otherwise harm you and yours.
Politicians do not care about non-donating non-voters. Make yourselves such and they will not care about you.
Posted by: Apostate at February 12, 2019 10:04 PM (z2FAZ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2019 10:05 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Edward Teach at February 12, 2019 10:05 PM (SVD95)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 10:07 PM (jXrK7)
What's all this I hear about fake Jews?
Posted by: Ilhan Omar Litella at February 12, 2019 10:10 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 10:11 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 10:16 PM (qdINy)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 10:18 PM (qdINy)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 10:19 PM (qdINy)
Posted by: Beverly at February 13, 2019 12:54 AM (P2xYI)
1) Cops
2) Teachers
3) Journalists.
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