God Emperor Trump Conquers Italy

This event occurred at the Carnevale in Viareggio, Italy.

The Carnevale di Viareggio draws hundreds of thousands of people to the Tuscan city each year, and is renowned for its papier-mache sculptures.

Dubbed "The Master Drone" the float was created by Fabrizio Galli and depicts Trump as a God Emperor from the Warhammer 40,000 series.

In the series, the Emperor of Mankind is the greatest embodiment of universal order.


According to the carnival's organisers, the parallelism between Trump and the character in the series has "never been more fitting".

"Donald wants to go back to the moon, travel to Mars and create the first space army," a statement on the event's website said.

"The time of intellectuals, philosophers and of old and worn culture is over."

Apparently giant figures are big things in Italian carnevals; there's a weird sequence in Fellini's Casanova depicting a giant Venus (?) rising from the river, then collapsing back in when the rigging breaks.

And now Trump has been so immortalized.

As a God Emperor of Warhammer 40K Space Marines.

The designer means this all as cheeky irony -- he says Trump is trying to "destroy nations with the economy" using tariffs (his sword says, approximately, "Here are your fucking tariffs") -- but I choose to take this wonderful tribute seriously, but not literally.

Hit the "CC" button for closed captions, in English.

Here's another clip of the carneval, featuring more creepy giant dolls, including one giant Trump baby one. Albeit, a giant baby who wants to go to the Moon, which is pretty good.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:25 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 07:21 PM (WEBkv)

2 Woot, read the content too!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 07:21 PM (WEBkv)

3 Well, okay, maybe just headline.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 07:21 PM (WEBkv)

4 top ten at least!
And I DO love this float!
needs lasers coming out of the eyes, though...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:22 PM (438dO)

5 those icy-blue eyes are already like lasers of truth!!!!!

Posted by: ace at February 11, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7)

6 As I noted this morning...
The head on his right shoulder is Putin! hammer and sickle below!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:23 PM (438dO)

7 Okay, read the content, still top 10?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 07:23 PM (WEBkv)

8 Absolutely badass.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2019 07:23 PM (NWiLs)

9 Brazil

For ALL your Carnival Video Needs.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (/wAOm)

10
we should pool our funds & buy that for the TxMoMe

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (TMiR/)

11 This reminds me of the Nazi Propaganda leaflet of Winston Churchill posing with a submachine gun that backfired on the Nazis.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (ujg0T)

12 This insolence is noted. It will be dealt with in time.

Posted by: Lord Emperor Barron at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (SkuXa)

13 That's actually a pretty good likeness of a pissed off GEOTUS.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (ffYR/)

14 Trump as the God-Emperor has been a meme since he was elected, and usually not at all meant ironically.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (pPQeR)

15 I'm surprised Trump hasn't bought the float yet.

It would look nice on the Mar-a-Lago driving range!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (I/iGu)

16 Blood for the blood god. Scalps for the scalp weasel.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (t+qrx)

17 willowed "Curious. He's the one I fear the most. "

Please tell me that the gotham princess hasn't thrown her cat in the ring.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (ykYG2)

18 Begun, the giant papier mache head wars have.

Posted by: Miklos, origami originalist at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (zCyNd)

19 WHO IS THE SUMBITCH THAT PUT THIS BUNNY IN MY BOILING WATER?

Oh wait, that was me.

*Shoves staffer's face into boiling water anyway*

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (gC2IV)

20 His left knee has the head of the Statue of Liberty, but I cannot tell what the right knee is.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (438dO)

21 I love it.

I said this morning PDT should borrow it for his next inaugural parade. It would be YUGE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

22 Italians. They know how to make a statement.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (bUjCl)

23 It's clearly a compliment.

If they wanted to make Trump a villain, he'd be shown as Horus.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)

24 He should have sent the huge puppet to deliver the SOTU.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (lAVPT)

25 Just what would they have made if the FAB had won in 2016?

Oh, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (Z+IKu)

26 Now, THIS is art!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (438dO)

27 Right knee might be Xi Jinping.

Also explains the weird Japanese samurai outfit with a distinctly Chinese flair.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (I/iGu)

28

I'm being followed by a moon baby.
Moon baby. Moon baby.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK)

29 Did a good job with his face - captured that ...special something.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (bUjCl)

30 BRAZIL :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1U3C3RRpj0

Posted by: Compare / Contrast at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (/wAOm)

31 You don't get a float for Leading From Behind and Responsibility to Protect. You get disdain, and a roll of the eyes.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (2xR5z)

32 I want one.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (dUJdY)

33 Mount miniguns onto it and use it to patrol the border.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (gkstg)

34 Hail the Colossus!!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (FTPVM)

35 'What if we built a giant Badger?'

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (/wAOm)

36
Trump should try to by that statue and then stick in front of the White House.
Then take it on his re-election campaign.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (t6XCL)

37 WHO IS THE SUMBITCH THAT PUT THIS BUNNY IN MY BOILING WATER?



Oh wait, that was me.



*Shoves staffer's face into boiling water anyway*

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (gC2IV)

---
WHERE ARE THE SHIRTS?! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING THE SHIRTS?!

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS?

I'M GOING TO SLICE THE GREEN NEW DEAL LIKE A HAMMER.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (cfSRQ)

38 Right knee might be Xi Jinping.


I now identify as Xe Jinping.

Posted by: no pandas, prease at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (zCyNd)

39 The comments said that the inscription on the sword translates to something like "Your Duty".

Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (LL1Be)

40 Trump's response to Ayatollah Khamanei
youtu.be/h67JpMyrOVE

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2)

41 So it's life-sized, then?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

42 I think proper spelling is Carnaval. Well, maybe it is only applicable to Venetian bacchanal. Which is coming up.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (bUjCl)

43 Stormcast Eternals as the advance guard! The God-Emperor's eyes move as he gazes upon his subjects! The laurel wreath and runed sword!

I NEED ONE OF THESE FOR MY FRONT YARD!

Posted by: pookysgirl is more of an Age of Sigmar fan at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (XKZwp)

44 Best part is the Twitter sword.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (xPl2J)

45 Amazing. I love it! Go Trump.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (b6kHD)

46 Looks like I wasn't on the flashback thread. I always check old threads to see if I said anything to embarrass myself.

Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

47

Mâ·ché Head was a great album.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (aKsyK)

48 Right knee might be Xi Jinping.



Also explains the weird Japanese samurai outfit with a distinctly Chinese flair.

Posted by: Walter Freeman
...........
good catch! It IS Xi Jinping!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (438dO)

49 I always have a soft spot for the Italians, after they showed Mussolini what they really thought of him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (sy5kK)

50 23 It's clearly a compliment.

If they wanted to make Trump a villain, he'd be shown as Horus.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)



With the hammer and sickle?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (ujg0T)

51 Stormcast Eternals as the advance guard! The
God-Emperor's eyes move as he gazes upon his subjects! The laurel wreath
and runed sword!

I NEED ONE OF THESE FOR MY FRONT YARD!


Posted by: pookysgirl is more of an Age of Sigmar fan at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (XKZwp)

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Not just any sword, a *Twitter* sword.

I saw someone on Twitter comment that there are only two kinds of people: those who follow the God-Emperor and heretics.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (cfSRQ)

52 This beats the Rose Parade by a wide margin.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (zmIJL)

53 I always have a soft spot for the Italians,



Me too.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (bUjCl)

54 Very creative people.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:31 PM (bUjCl)

55 ERE WE GO!

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:31 PM (Prldh)

56 Are you not entertained?!

--- God Emperor Trump

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:31 PM (ptqGC)

57 Italy is a very Moral Nation!

Posted by: Old Man in the Whorehouse at February 11, 2019 07:31 PM (/wAOm)

58 There's some great youtube videos with proper musical backgrounds if you're so inclined. I think Rammstein's Mein Land would be awesome, but I'm sure it'd stay up for about 9 seconds before Warner pulled it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (sLicW)

59 Italy's cool, but I have to give top honors to Romania. Any country that celebrates Christmas by shooting Communist dictators is A-OK.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (2PXwn)

60 With the hammer and sickle?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 11, 2019 07:30 PM (ujg0T)

---
Horus was the original Chaos Lord who was killed by the God-Emperor in personal combat, thus saving humanity from eternal torment.

Horus was also a traitor, and the troops he led were called Traitor Legions.

This meme has been around since 2016, fun to see it go mainstream.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)

61 I thought there was a Law that all Italian Parades had to end in a Roma Tomato Fight?

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (/wAOm)

62 I always have a soft spot for the Italians,

There is always a soft spot for the Paolo.

Posted by: Paolo at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (ykYG2)

63 Did they ever do one of Barry? Sashaying, mincing, struggling with an umbrella?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

64 14 Trump as the God-Emperor has been a meme since he was elected, and usually not at all meant ironically.
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 11, 2019 07:25 PM (pPQeR)

all memes are a bit tongue in cheek.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (GBteo)

65 Too bad he didn't have that thing behind Nanzi Pelosi during SOTU.

And toss some of those Baby Trump balloons out there so the 'White Women' can bounce them around.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (1g7ch)

66 I would put this in my backyard. Maybe a slightly smaller version though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (dUJdY)

67 Does anybody know what "Dazivostri" on the sword means?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (xPl2J)

68 My favorite wet spot is an Italian wet spot.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (/wAOm)

69
ERE WE GO!

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:31 PM (Prldh)

---
So was Hillary leading a WAAAGH or a Tyranid onslaught?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (cfSRQ)

70 That float is really about me. I am the true God Emperor.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 11, 2019 07:34 PM (VaN/j)

71 The lyrics are correct:

All embrace me
It's my time to rule at last
Fifteen years have I been waiting
To sit upon my throne

No allegiance
I will swear no oath
Crowned by god not by the church
As my power is divine

They thought I was too young to rule the land
Just as they failed to understand
Born to rule
My time has come

I was chosen by heaven
Say my name when you pray
To the skies
See Carolus rise
With the lord my protector
Make them bow to my will
To the skies
See Carolus rise


\m/

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2019 07:34 PM (rnAwa)

72 Many, many french fries!

Posted by: PDT at February 11, 2019 07:34 PM (Tyii7)

73 I assume that everybody here has seen Trumpasauraus Rex, it's worth a monthly watch.


https://youtu.be/HSK3WvIPtBs

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:34 PM (sLicW)

74 43 Stormcast Eternals as the advance guard! The God-Emperor's eyes move as he gazes upon his subjects! The laurel wreath and runed sword!

I NEED ONE OF THESE FOR MY FRONT YARD!
Posted by: pookysgirl is more of an Age of Sigmar fan at February 11, 2019 07:29 PM (XKZwp)
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I think one of these displayed prominently in San Francisco would be a hoot.

Be fun to watch a city have a collective aneurysm.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 07:34 PM (WEBkv)

75 This looks about right.

Posted by: IanDeal at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (4zQrR)

76 Presidential limo needs a new miniature silver hood ornament!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (I/iGu)

77 Does anybody know what "Dazivostri" on the sword means?


Posted by: Mark1971
................
Google says "Your Duties"
"Dazi Vostri"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (438dO)

78 imo, a majority of multi generational, adult Europeans want to keep their heritage and sovereignty, and are not happy with the globalist agenda. The yellow vests are an indication, and Eastern Europe is even more dead set against Soviet style top down rule.


But the BigMoney can dominate news and campaigns, with Sweden's new leader having her head plastered everywhere in BigBrother fashion .. and winning. We are in the push comes to shove phase ... with Britain arresting people that insult the trans nuts, while Muslims are given the suggestion to maybe try to rape/stab/explode a little less, pretty please.


The "woke" love Trump, and a variety pack of Trump like leaders are arising. These are the times that try men's souls ...

Posted by: illiniwek at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (Cus5s)

79 Too wimpy. It should show him crushing Clinton under one foot, and Pelosi under the other. Holding the severed head of Obama.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (VaN/j)

80 Google says "Your Duties"
"Dazi Vostri"


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (438dO)

Thanks

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (xPl2J)

81 So was Hillary leading a WAAAGH or a Tyranid onslaught?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:33 PM (cfSRQ)

Too prissy for orcs, too hands off for Tyranids.

Hillary is Dark Eldar. Total psychopath who will burn the galaxy to preserve her powers.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (Prldh)

82 The best part is how his eyes move back and forth independent of his head motion. Very sophisticated internal mechanism on this thing! Incredible attention to detail and technological panache for just 45 minutes in a parade. Amazing.

Trump needs to BUY the God Emperor figure after the parade, ship it back to America, and have it at all his rallies. OMG, heads would explode.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (c+2jX)

83 Kareem Hunt, the woman beating NFL running back that got fired from the KC Chiefs when a video went public, has signed a one year contract with the Cleveland Browns.



Hey, he led the league 2 years ago in rushing, so he gets a pass.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (sy5kK)

84 >>Does anybody know what "Dazivostri" on the sword means?


It's an Italian colloquialism that translates, roughly to - 'Slightly Smaller Than Large'.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (/wAOm)

85 They should have done one of Melania as Empress.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

86 President Trump lives rent free in the lefts heads.

Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (zLDYs)

87 all memes are a bit tongue in cheek.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2019 07:32 PM (GBteo)

Well, sure, but I just mean I've never really seen someone use it who didn't at least find him amusing. The people who've been in a blind, pants-shitting rage for the last 2+ years never use it.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (pPQeR)

88
>>Did they ever do one of Barry? Sashaying, mincing, struggling with an umbrella?<<
He was riding a bike in his mom jeans with his boyfriend perched on the handle bars.

Posted by: Happy Face at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (Am8Sm)

89 Too prissy for orcs, too hands off for Tyranids.



Hillary is Dark Eldar. Total psychopath who will burn the galaxy to preserve her powers.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:35 PM (Prldh)

---
Podesta follows Slaanesh, though. Guarantee it.

Bill's succumbing to Nurgle. Diseases catching up with him.

And of course Cuomo's now full-on offering blood to the Blood God and tiny skulls for the Throne of Khorne.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (cfSRQ)

90 He was a good boy.

Posted by: Mrs. Hunt at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (Tyii7)

91
Does anybody know what "Dazivostri" on the sword means?

Bofa Deez

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (KCxzN)

92 Dazi vostri

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (bUjCl)

93 Datsa bigga Scalpa weasel mama mia!

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (talIc)

94 Dazi - duty

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (bUjCl)

95 If this was supposed to be a parody or mocking of Trump they sure did a shitty job of it. Usually it's more obvious, like the float of Clinton grabbing Lady Liberty's generous milk tankers, and yes that was a real float:

http://i.___ur.com/d00Qm.gif

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (+dsLj)

96 duties

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (bUjCl)

97 88
>>Did they ever do one of Barry? Sashaying, mincing, struggling with an umbrella?
He was riding a bike in his mom jeans with his boyfriend perched on the handle bars.
Posted by: Happy Face


Yes, they really did an Obama one in 2012.

he was wearing a top hat, and a Muslim terrorist 9actor) with a Kalashnikov was peering out from the top brim of the hat.

The Obama one was not as effective because it was not thematically coherent. Just a general mockery.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:38 PM (c+2jX)

98 LOL, just do a search on something like DDG (friends don't let friends google) for "Dazi Vostri" only, and you'll get "God Emperor Trump!"

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (sLicW)

99 dazi vostri = "your duties"

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (talIc)

100 Devo: Duty Now For The Future

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (sLicW)

101
New York: We have the most evil abortion law!

New Mexico: Hold our beer!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (gC2IV)

102 I would like to see the internal mechanisms at work here inside this thing stripped of the papier mache.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (xPl2J)

103 See Carolus rise

*headbang*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (ykYG2)

104 I remember Horus from Pyramids of Mars.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (aKsyK)

105 Jane wisely noted earlier today that this will be the form of the destructor.

I love that the_donald pushed for GEOTUS as a consistent name for Trump, and then this happens. Don't let your memes be dreams!

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (hvf9s)

106 i.love.it.

Posted by: trapper's girl, formerly concrete girl at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (VzI4f)

107 The Traveller has come!

Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (wxZSX)

108 >>I would like to see the internal mechanisms at work here inside this thing stripped of the papier mache.


Papier Mache is like Gossamer.

...and we don't dissect Gossamer.

Posted by: New Yorker Cartoon Editor at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (/wAOm)

109 102
I would like to see the internal mechanisms at work here inside this thing stripped of the papier mache.


Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:39 PM (xPl2J)
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Of course Trump would have the largest, most luxurious, classiest float EVAH.

I mean, duh.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)

110 Ok.. question.. I should know this but I don't. All these people that are running.. do they get to keep all the campaign donations they get when they lose? Half these people running HAVE to know they don't have a chance.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (dUJdY)

111
Typical Majenkir, better than many of them, but with the big, floppy, wrong ears for a Borzoi.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (LsBY9)

112 Oh fuck right off with removing a harmless link Pixy:

https://tinyurl.com/y2elpura

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (+dsLj)

113 Anybody notice they spent a lot more time doing Trump than they ever did the boy king Obongo? The spinning disks he's standing on? Wow. Awesome stuff. Can't wait to see what they do next year.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (sLicW)

114 God Emperor Trump, bearing down. This is what Jeb! sees in his sleep every night. He wakes up screaming, covered in sweat.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (zmIJL)

115 "Does anybody know what "Dazivostri" on the sword means?"

Italian for Extreme Girth.

Posted by: Bosk at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (9m9TT)

116 94 Dazi - duty

specifically "duty" in the sense of a tariff or a tax, if wiktionary can be trusted.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (sGtp+)

117 And of course Cuomo's now full-on offering blood to the Blood God and tiny skulls for the Throne of Khorne.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:37 PM (cfSRQ)

I like to think Khorne has -some- taste, but these are Chaos gods. Nonetheless, you're quite right. The Dems are Chaos Undivided.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (Prldh)

118 I miss the Scott Walker Throne of Skulls.

I want a Donald Trump Throne of Skulls.



Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (zUD19)

119 he was wearing a top hat, and a Muslim terrorist 9actor) with a Kalashnikov was peering out from the top brim of the hat.

*************************

I remember seeing one with Obama's head up a camel's ass. Sounds about right.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (+dsLj)

120 Warhammer 40,000 is in beta testing.

Warhammer 50,000 alpha will be introduced in 2024.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (ePWRo)

121 In the Fellini clip from 1976 there was an NPC right at the end.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (vWMNq)

122 FNM is blowing smoke lately about "Trump watches a lot of TV" Seems to me that their revered Oblabla was REALLY into his TV and movies. In fact I bet someone with skills could compile quite a few clips of the JEF buzzing about being able to preview his fave show before general release. When he wasn't using the oval office to get his mug on the air he was watching quite a lot of TV, movies and sports.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (eASYU)

123 110 Ok.. question.. I should know this but I don't. All these people that are running.. do they get to keep all the campaign donations they get when they lose? Half these people running HAVE to know they don't have a chance.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (dUJdY)



The 15 minutes of fame, as the late Andy Warhol said.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (ujg0T)

124 Dazi - duty

specifically "duty" in the sense of a tariff or a tax, if wiktionary can be trusted.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (sGtp+)


Tax cuts ?

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (bUjCl)

125 Adeptus Custodes, the new space force motto

Posted by: Jean at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (25Dt7)

126 A lot of times something like this comes off as a half-assed attempt. This really does look like his face and a certain expression that he gives at times when being interviewed.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (xPl2J)

127 Time to increase the immigration slots from Italy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (ZxU8C)

128 It's the Italians' eff you to that stupid Baby Trump balloon the English pansies floated. THIS is how you do Trump.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (zmIJL)

129 Trump needs to BUY the God Emperor figure after the parade, ship it back to America, and have it at all his rallies. OMG, heads would explode.
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (c+2jX)


Terrorize the cities like Orange Godzilla.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (t6MX/)

130 Wait till they get a load of me.

--- God Emperor Barron Trump

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

131 A lot of times something like this comes off as a half-assed attempt.


==

Italians don't, how you say, do half-assed. They are always all in.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (bUjCl)

132 112
Oh fuck right off with removing a harmless link Pixy:



https://tinyurl.com/y2elpura


Is that Clinton, 3 years before the blue dress ?

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (vWMNq)

133 That's a spicey meatball

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:43 PM (TO9ge)

134 That is so awesome.
The creator, that Fabrizi guy, is an economic illiterate, but he made a great float.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 07:44 PM (8iiMU)

135 Trump needs to BUY the God Emperor figure after the parade, ship it back to
America, and have it at all his rallies. OMG, heads would explode.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM (c+2jX)


As I said up thread, have it in his next inaugural parade.

Progs commit mass suicide.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

136 This reminds me of the Nazi Propaganda leaflet of Winston Churchill posing with a submachine gun that backfired on the Nazis.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 11, 2019 07:24 PM (ujg0T)


I agree. This does not make President Trump an object of ridicule. It pretty much says, "Hey, here's the God Emperor. F*ck with him and he's going to cut your head off with that sword -- IF he's feeling merciful."

Even the expression on the face of the statue is one of grim resolve.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 11, 2019 07:44 PM (5Yee7)

137 Trump should buy it and install it on the roof of our embassy in London.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 11, 2019 07:45 PM (gC2IV)

138 Adeptus Custodes, the new space force motto

Posted by: Jean at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (25Dt7)

---
Those are his bodyguards.

Space Force is the Adeptus Astartes.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:45 PM (cfSRQ)

139 they put a LOT of money and effort into this!

And I love the Claw Hand!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 07:45 PM (V2Yro)

140 Trump stands astride the world like a mighty Colossus.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 11, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)

141 Remember my Greek columns? Good times.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Tyii7)

142 ll these people that are running.. do they get to keep all the campaign donations they get when they lose?

**************

The best outcome is fuckheads donating to a fuckheads campaign and fuckhead's campaign goes bankrupt anyway, his supporters' wallets being a bit more lighter too, so everybody loses.

You know like Egg McMuffin's campaign did.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (+dsLj)

143 When we build the wall, there needs to one of these put up every 200'. Waving that big ass Sword.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (V2Yro)

144 FNM is blowing smoke lately about "Trump watches a lot of TV" Seems to me that their revered Oblabla was REALLY into his TV and movies. In fact I bet someone with skills could compile quite a few clips of the JEF buzzing about being able to preview his fave show before general release. When he wasn't using the oval office to get his mug on the air he was watching quite a lot of TV, movies and sports.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM

Not just too much TV, they say Trump plays too much golf, he's lazy, (!!!!) etc. Absolutely bonkers but they're trying everything they can think of to pin Obama's deficiencies onto his successor. Gotta bring those poll numbers down but nothing's working.

Now they're all going to see God Emperor Trump in their nightmares.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (zmIJL)

145 i so want him to see this and smile.

Posted by: trapper's girl, formerly concrete girl at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (VzI4f)

146 121 In the Fellini clip from 1976 there was an NPC right at the end.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 11, 2019 07:42 PM (vWMNq)

I saw that, and wondered if it had been doctored, or if it was original to the film. It was creepy.

Posted by: moki at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (mFoNl)

147 118 I miss the Scott Walker Throne of Skulls. 

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (zUD19)

If he had made examples of the rogue prosecutors in his state, he would be President today.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Prldh)

148 specifically "duty" in the sense of a tariff or a tax, if wiktionary can be trusted.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 11, 2019 07:41 PM (sGtp+)



IIRC, somebody fluent in Italian was saying yesterday this was closer to "here's your tariff" meaning the sword.

The trouble with double edged swords is...

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (sLicW)

149 Hah. I love.

Those wops are in a world of their own.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (NLLmE)

150 Trump should invite Fabrizio Galli to the Oval Office for a meeting. Force the media to show the video of God Emperor Trump.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (zmIJL)

151 Every wop is right twice a day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (whUgy)

152 Anyone know if Fox is broadcasting the El Paso rally?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (ffYR/)

153 I speak Italian jive, maybe I can help, because like many jokes this does not translate well.

Dazi Vostri is meant here as a joke. It literally means "Your tariffs" but what they are meaning here is that Trump destroys other (i.e. rogue) nations with economic means, not with war. And that this is what a truly powerful man does.


Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (talIc)

154 If your bastard sword isn't two-handed, you're not trying hard enough.

Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (wxZSX)

155 122 FNM is blowing smoke lately about "Trump watches a lot of TV" Seems to me that their revered Oblabla was REALLY into his TV and movies.

He loved Ronnie Does Reno.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (V2Yro)

156 Candidates may not be able to personally keep the campaign money, however; it's for sure half the family and that lazy brother-in-law will be somewhere on staff.

Then there's spending money, walking around money, pocket money, petty cash, transportation, meals, hotels, hookers, gigolos, graft, and booze.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (ePWRo)

157 I love the Trumpzilla vid, thanks for reposting.

If we are showing old Trump vids we love, here the Hall of the Trumpen King, again. Like Downfall Hitler and Learn to Code, ages like a fine wine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyKVviPGRB0

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (hvf9s)

158 IIRC, somebody fluent in Italian was saying yesterday this was closer to "here's your tariff" meaning the sword.


They were being polite. It's closer to: "here's your fcuking tariffs."

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (talIc)

159 "I got your tariffs right here !"


-GEOTUS

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (bUjCl)

160 If he had made examples of the rogue prosecutors in his state, he would be President today.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Prldh)

---
What killed him was transparently caving into his backers on illegal immigration.

He dropped out right after that.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (cfSRQ)

161 141 Remember my Greek columns? Good times.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Tyii7)
__________________________________________

The Italians tried to make a statue of you, but they could quite capture the "Destroyer of Worlds" thing with mom jeans and 10-lb hand weights.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (ZxU8C)

162 F*ck with him and he's going to cut your head off with that sword -- IF he's feeling merciful."

****************

Even better were the boobilicious dancers for the same float dressed in warhammer Thanagarian like attire (e.g. Hawkgirl from the DC universe of comics)

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:49 PM (+dsLj)

163 Not just too much TV, they say Trump plays too much golf, he's lazy, (!!!!) etc.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:46 PM (zmIJL)

This is bullshit and always has been. Golf for Trump is a business, and he uses that business to communicate with allies and world leaders. As someone with his own TV franchise, he knows better than most that TV personalities are reflections of the ones paying them. He knows how to study what is communicated. And, obviously, how to turn it to his advantage.

The Dems think he is an old man yelling at Fox News. It will be their downfall.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:49 PM (Prldh)

164 The Hindu in India who worships Trump as a god must be looking at this and feeling envious. It's not enough to burn incense in front of a pic of Trump any more.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (zmIJL)

165 C-Span will cover Trump rally here:

https://tinyurl.com/yxdmsobv

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (+dsLj)

166 I never really realized how dumb the plot was in Dark Knight Rises.

Pitch Meeting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqANAGsywIc

Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (q177U)

167 I believe the 'Your Duties' in the sense of "Your Tariffs", i.e. I'm killing you with this sword of tariffs. The subtitles give us this sense, as well as that Fabrizio guy.

And, I predict the Chinese are already knocking this thing off and there will be smaller versions for sale in the near future. It would be funny as heck if they replaced the 'lawn jockey'.
LMAO

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (8iiMU)

168 I speak Italian jive, maybe I can help, because like many jokes this does not translate well.



Dazi Vostri is meant here as a joke. It literally means "Your
tariffs" but what they are meaning here is that Trump destroys other
(i.e. rogue) nations with economic means, not with war. And that this is
what a truly powerful man does.







Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:47 PM (talIc)

OK. So it means duties not as in obligations, but duties as in tariffs.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (xPl2J)

169 ALL UTRAMARINE UNITS FORWARD!

Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (Ut3XK)

170 Well hells bells, I may as run for president. I could sure use a couple of million right about now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (dUJdY)

171 I wish it shot lightning out its ass.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (hjaPQ)

172 >>> F*ck with him and he's going to cut your head off with that sword -- IF he's feeling merciful."

Any p**** he deigns to grab with the other claw hand is gonna hurt like a mother!

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (hvf9s)

173 Move our NATO bases from Germany and Turkey, to Poland and Hungary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (TO9ge)

174 I've never called out any POTUS, even the JEF, over the golf thing. It's practically the only outdoor activity they're allowed, and gives them a good opportunity to do business.

Let 'em play. Who cares.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (talIc)

175 What killed him was transparently caving into his backers on illegal immigration.

He dropped out right after that.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (cfSRQ)

That too. I think he could have earned some leeway on that if he drained the swamp. But fail both? Yeah, he was done.

A shame. He wasn't the worst choice, and would have been miles better than Romney or McCain. But as Trump has taught us: never settle. Settling is a choice.

Posted by: trev006 at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (Prldh)

176 Move our NATO bases from Germany and Turkey, to Poland and Hungary




I agree with the first part of that sentence.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (bUjCl)

177 OK. So it means duties not as in obligations, but duties as in tariffs.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (xPl2J)

Correct.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 07:51 PM (talIc)

178 Dazi Vostri is meant here as a joke. It literally means "Your tariffs" but what they are meaning here is that Trump destroys other (i.e. rogue) nations with conomic means, not with war. And that this is what a truly powerful man does.

----

fapfapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 11, 2019 07:52 PM (LX21o)

179 Dazi Vostri is meant here as a joke. It literally means "Your tariffs" but what they are meaning here is that Trump destroys other (i.e. rogue) nations with economic means, not with war. And that this is what a truly powerful man does. "

And it's even more of a joke than that! What you say is correct, but it also is very close to 'Cazzi Vostri" which means "You're Fucked".

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 07:52 PM (V2Yro)

180 The Hindu in India who worships Trump as a god must be looking at this and feeling envious. It's not enough to burn incense in front of a pic of Trump any more.

*******************

You're telling me, these fucks now think my having an elephant for a head just isn't as cool as Trump's combover. Assholes.

Posted by: Ganesh at February 11, 2019 07:52 PM (+dsLj)

181 23
It's clearly a compliment.
Nope.They are this out of touch with reality.
But they can make some great floats

Posted by: rayj at February 11, 2019 07:52 PM (pI/IV)

182 Like the time Janice killed Richie Aprilla. You can't fuck around. Take the head. No half-measures.

Posted by: Tony Soprano at February 11, 2019 07:52 PM (ZxU8C)

183 If we are showing old Trump vids we love, here the
Hall of the Trumpen King, again. Like Downfall Hitler and Learn to Code,
ages like a fine wine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyKVviPGRB0
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 07:48 PM (hvf9s)


Wouldn't you think a sane person would look back on the last 2 years and thing "I've been wrong, literally hundreds of times. I've never been correct once. Not once."?
They love their own reflection, but never self-reflect.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 07:53 PM (sLicW)

184 My commie lackeys and sycophants breathlessly declared that there was nothing I couldn't do. So I dindu nuffin.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at February 11, 2019 07:53 PM (Tyii7)

185 Well hells bells, I may as run for president. I could sure use a couple of million right about now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (dUJdY)


*checks pockets*

I'm good for about a buck thirty. You've got my vote!

Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

186 There is a real #Resistance to the Dawa/Globalist/Commie Project in Italy with Minister Salvini. Also in Eastern Europe, Spain and elsewhere.

Not everybody is on board for cultural suicide. Hence this Two-Scoop tribute.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (Ndje9)

187 Wow Fred Willard just won on Jeopardy.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (UdKB7)

188 Dark Knight Rises

*******

Was a pile of ass. Batman Begins was awesome which of course ensured it was going to generate assballed up shitty sequels.

Posted by: Ganesh at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (+dsLj)

189 Thanks hogmartin! It's a start!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (dUJdY)

190 So, did someone put another quarter into the slot on the back of Marie Barf's head? Because she's still talking...

Posted by: antisocialist at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (2shuf)

191 Clutch cargo, so true. They keep doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. There is another name for that...

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (hvf9s)

192 187 Wow Fred Willard just won on Jeopardy.

______________________________________

Oh! Did he bang Trebeck's mother too?

Posted by: Sean Connery at February 11, 2019 07:55 PM (ZxU8C)

193 185 Well hells bells, I may as run for president. I could sure use a couple of million right about now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:50 PM (dUJdY)

*checks pockets*

I'm good for about a buck thirty. You've got my vote!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

-----------

Peaches is in the pockets of Big Hogmartin!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 11, 2019 07:55 PM (gC2IV)

194 Now snow and ice are pummeling...HAWAII?????:

http://www.mauinews.com/news/local-news/2019/02/ winter-weather-wreaks-havoc-across-county/

"Snow and ice shut down Haleakala National Park's Summit District on Sunday, while downpours and strong winds took down power lines and trees, and high surf pushed boats ashore in West and South Maui.

The wintry conditions were brought on by a powerful storm tracking southward toward the Hawaiian Islands, bringing a band of enhanced moisture and predictions of up to 3 inches of snow on the summit of Haleakala, the National Weather Service said.

Shortly after noon on Sunday, the Summit District was closed due to snowy and icy road conditions, as well as power outages throughout the district, park spokesperson Nancy Stimson said. "

https://www.sfgate.com/weather/article/ Hawaii-recorded-what-may-be-the-lowest-elevation-13607099.php

Hawaii recorded what may be the lowest elevation snow in state history

"Snow falls in Hawaii a few times a year in winter on the state's highest peak, Mauna Kea rising 13,803 elevation in feet, but the white stuff is rarely seen at elevations below 9,000 feet to 10,000 feet.

On Sunday, Maui's 10,ooo-foot Haleakala received a thick dusting and snow also accumulated at 6,200 feet in Polipoli State Recreation Area.

Officials at the Department of Land and Natural Resources say this could mark the lowest-elevation snowfall ever recorded in the state.

A low-pressure system the National Weather Service is calling "historic" slammed the Hawaiian Islands Sunday, knocking out power, bringing down tree branches, flooding coastal roads and delivering an unusually heavy dump of snow."

-----------------------

With this, now literally ALL 50 STATES have seen historically low/freezing temperatures over the last month. All of them.

Global Warming -- how does it work again?

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:56 PM (c+2jX)

195 grazie mille!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 07:56 PM (Pg+x7)

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:56 PM (cfSRQ)

197 Wow Fred Willard just won on Jeopardy.
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 07:54 PM

I have remembered this line forever: On 'America Tonight" he's holding a V8 juice, goes over to the cooler, looks inside, and says, "Oh wow, I could've had a Pepsi."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 07:56 PM (zmIJL)

198 What the...where'd it go?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 07:57 PM (cfSRQ)

199 Global Warming -- how does it work again?
Posted by: zombie


Simply rename it 'climate change' and rain hell on anyone who dares defy you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 07:57 PM (whUgy)

200 (...incidentally, the designer of the trump float described trump in the video as a "destroyer of nations". i don't think he meant the effigy as a compliment.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (Pg+x7)

201 The lovely Trish Regan is wearing an unusual blue top today, and sparkly hanging earrings.
I wish the cameraman were less ghey and pull the camera back a little to show most of her.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (8iiMU)

202 I detect an increase in Italian culture on AOS today. First the photo and commentary of the three Italian beauties and now the Italian parade.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (ZxU8C)

203
Italians are an embarrassment. Very stupid people.

I'm embarrassed to have a vowel at the end of my name.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (Cadn7)

204 200 (...incidentally, the designer of the trump float described trump in the video as a "destroyer of nations". i don't think he meant the effigy as a compliment.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp/i]

That's the funny part. The more they try to mock him, the more the mockeries backfire and make him more appealing!

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (c+2jX)

205 unitalic

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (c+2jX)

206 Can anybody tell me why the hell we should keep nukes in Turkey anymore?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (TO9ge)

207 203


Italians are an embarrassment. Very stupid people.



I'm embarrassed to have a vowel at the end of my name.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (Cadn7)

'r' is NOT a vowel, sir!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (8iiMU)

208 194
Now snow and ice are pummeling...HAWAII?????:



Global Warming -- how does it work again?


There is *nothing* it can't do.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (vWMNq)

209 I detect an increase in Italian culture on AOS today. First the photo and commentary of the three Italian beauties and now the Italian parade.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (ZxU8C)


As P. J. O'Rourke noted, they have their good points.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (t+qrx)

210 Winning on Jeopardy?

That's nothing.

Try finishing in the red. That's an accomplishment.

More people win on Jeopardy than finish in the red, so that makes me special.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (ZxU8C)

211
RSNB is streaming the El Paso rally

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (KCxzN)

212 I bet PDT got enough change to have one of those built that could actually kick some Italian puppet ass.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

213 The lovely Trish Regan is wearing an unusual blue top today, and sparkly hanging earrings.
I wish the cameraman were less ghey and pull the camera back a little to show most of her.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (8iiMU)

She's cute.
Cuter when she's not talking.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (2shuf)

214 That's the funny part. The more they try to mock him, the more the mockeries backfire and make him more appealing!

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (c+2jX)

---

This.

See also: Grab them by the pussy right before the #MeToo movement can mysteriously only find powerful (D)s to take down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (LX21o)

215 If Trump is the God Emperor... does that my George Soros Tzeench? Jerry Nadler Nurgle? Sandra Fluke Slaanesh and the New York State Congress followers of Khorne?

I need to know these things.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (kI/3T)

216 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (8iiMU)



She's cute.

Cuter when she's not talking.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 11, 2019 08:00 PM (2shuf)

She can be quite whiny at times.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (8iiMU)

217 Hawaii's Big Island has snow on its peak, even in summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

218
I detect an increase in Italian culture on AOS today. First the photo
and commentary of the three Italian beauties and now the Italian parade.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (ZxU8C)

---
Now that I think of it, I also had pasta for dinner tonight.

COINCIDENCE??!

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (cfSRQ)

219 Conservative Tree House will probably have several different feeds of the speech. He always does.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

220
Speaking of foreign women...

anyone hear of this Patricia Barzyk?

google her + boobs

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (Cadn7)

221 Hello Friends in Gray Boxes.

The Trumpenfuehrer is alive and well and living in Tuscany!



Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:02 PM (vBjuR)

222 Who's this goof on TuCa's show?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

223 (...incidentally, the designer of the trump float described trump in the video as a "destroyer of nations". i don't think he meant the effigy as a compliment.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 07:58 PM (Pg+x7)


Doesn't matter what he intended: most people don't know d!ck about the Warhammer 40K universe. They see that and think, "WTF? That is awesome!" The imagery is NOT making President Trump an object of ridicule.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 11, 2019 08:02 PM (5Yee7)

224 She's cute. Cuter when she's not talking.

*********************

Isn't that true of most cute women though?

Well maybe not Zoey Deschanel. That girl's got a smoky sounding voice that's 2 faps up.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:02 PM (+dsLj)

225 217 Hawaii's Big Island has snow on its peak, even in summer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


That's the whole point. Mauna Kea is 13,000+ feet.

This snow was falling at 6,000 feet -- on Maui. Never ever happened before in recorded history. Coldest day in Hawaii ever.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (c+2jX)

226 206 Can anybody tell me why the hell we should keep nukes in Turkey anymore?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (TO9ge)


Old and busted: The Soviet Union.

New Hotness: The Islamic Republic of Iran.

Posted by: Gen. Curtis LeMay at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (ZxU8C)

227 Can anybody tell me why the hell we should keep nukes in Turkey anymore?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (TO9ge)


Save money on rocket fuel?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (1g7ch)

228
Ilhan Omar / David Duke 2020
Two peas in a hate pod.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (sy5kK)

229 Just getting this OT out there

CHP officer on patrol at 4am 30 degrees out this morning found a newborn baby in only a onesie in the middle of the road.

The officer was born to save the child.

I pray that child will be happy in our great nation.

Posted by: torabora at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (Y274z)

230 The Hubs got his first Alexa and she is now the Other Woman living in my house.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (vBjuR)

231 204 zombie:

vero dat!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (Pg+x7)

232 We still have nukes in Turkey? Khrushchev is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (xPl2J)

233 Save money on rocket fuel?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (1g7ch)

Makes the "self destruct in the silos" option less difficult?

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (kI/3T)

234 Jane, he's been on before. illegal proponent. And typical lefty.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (9L2du)

235 Doesn't matter what he intended: most people don't
know d!ck about the Warhammer 40K universe. They see that and think,
"WTF? That is awesome!" The imagery is NOT making President Trump an
object of ridicule.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 11, 2019 08:02 PM (5Yee7)


I know nothing about Warhammer 40K. But I think the the float is awesome.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

236 Now that I think of it, I also had pasta for dinner tonight.

COINCIDENCE??!
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:01 PM (cfSRQ)


Buono!

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (ZxU8C)

237 Oh my gosh, I've had a day of it with work!!

Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (ixBqi)

238 Wolf came in fifth behind the other two contestants, the teleprompter and a pizza-delivery boy who happened to walk in.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (Ndje9)

239 This snow was falling at 6,000 feet -- on Maui. Never ever happened before in recorded history. Coldest day in Hawaii ever.
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (c+2jX)


What, 72 at sea level?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 08:05 PM (1g7ch)

240 This snow was falling at 6,000 feet -- on Maui. Never ever happened before in recorded history. Coldest day in Hawaii ever.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (c+2jX)


Please tell me Obama is vacationing there. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

241
If the Borzoi gets a piece of this I'm going to be ticked.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (LsBY9)

242 Anyone remember the movie "Bob Roberts?" Tim Robbins singing conservative songs with hint of sinister conspiracy, etc. Thinly-disguised Democrat political propaganda.

The songs were meant to be ironic, but people actually liked them. I don't think they ever released the soundtrack because the producers feared having them used against themselves.

This could be the same thing.

On the other hand, as I said above, if they wanted to show Trump as a Chaos Lord, there's plenty of imagery of that to draw from. I think the artist is doing a CYA so he doesn't get branded a Trumpkin.

"Oh yeah, it's totally ironic. Yeah, that's the ticket."

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (cfSRQ)

243 CHP officer on patrol at 4am 30 degrees out this morning found a newborn baby in only a onesie in the middle of the road.

*************************

What the fuck?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (+dsLj)

244 This snow was falling at 6,000 feet -- on Maui. Never ever happened before in recorded history. Coldest day in Hawaii ever.
Posted by: zombie

Give the media 2 more weeks and it will be TEH HOTTEST FEBRUARY EVER EVER!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (gkstg)

245 The Golden Scalp Weasel, God Emperor.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (0QYMt)

246 I know nothing about Warhammer 40K. But I think the the float is awesome.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

What would you like to know?

*puts on nerd hat and begins prayer incantations to the machine spirit of the internet*

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (kI/3T)

247 Brrrrr. Our balls are the size of raisins.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judges at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (Tyii7)

248 The Hubs got his first Alexa and she is now the Other Woman living in my house.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:03 PM (vBjuR)


Do you have a favorite song that you like to sing really loud and out of key? Ask her to play it, and sing along.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (t+qrx)

249 Beto Vetoed

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (RZ6R1)

250 Nukes in Turkey halve the flight time. We don't just save fuel. The godless heathens won't have time to duck.

Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (Y274z)

251 This snow was falling at 6,000 feet -- on Maui. Never ever happened before in recorded history. Coldest day in Hawaii ever.

**************

Remember global warming is causing the climate to get colder.

Also, we have 43 genders.

Posted by: The Party of Science Unlike Those Christian Whackjobs who believe in the spaghetti monster at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (+dsLj)

252 If the Borzoi gets a piece of this I'm going to be ticked.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:06


How's it going Hadrian? I can't watch it here.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (9L2du)

253 "The time of intellectuals, philosophers and of old and worn culture is over."

The last time Europeans said stuff like that things got interesting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (0QYMt)

254 That was supposed to be derogatory? Ha ha ha! Stoopid eyetalyuns

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (UdKB7)

255 CHP officer on patrol at 4am 30 degrees out this morning found a newborn baby in only a onesie in the middle of the road.


I hope he was comfortable.

Posted by: Dr. Ralph Norton at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

256 I'm trying to figure out the most shocking thing about that story, the baby in the road or that it was 30 degrees in California.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (xPl2J)

257 It's 4chan's world. We're just trying to survive it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (SgjGX)

258 75,000 people requested tickets for Trump's rally tonight in El Paso.

There are only 8,000 seats in the venue.

In contrast, 65 people went to see Beto O'Rourke.


Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (vBjuR)

259 Buono!

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at February 11, 2019 08:04 PM (ZxU8C)

---
LOL, my stepmother is Italian. My kids like Chef Boyardee when they mentioned this to her, she told us how growing up, the family dog often at table scraps that more often than not had pasta.

Sometimes there wasn't any to spare, so they opened of a can of Chef Boyardee because the dog had acquired a taste for the stuff.

Hence in our family, Chef Boyardee is known as Italian Dog Food.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (cfSRQ)

260 The lack of laser beams coming from his eyes concerns me.

Other than that, it's perfect.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (Z4rgH)

261 Nukes in Turkey halve the flight time. We don't just save fuel. The godless heathens won't have time to duck.
Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (Y274z)


Who's talking about launching them at all?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (1g7ch)

262 You're my Big Penis da da da da dah thumpa thumpa dah..those eye ties sure maka da boom bad -ah boom.

canelloni on ice woz nice too,capice
wotsa opera gotta do wif it ...we evolva'ed wif da TIMES...."Three gumbas inna fountain" now we a talkin'

Posted by: saf at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (5IHGB)

263 I hope he was comfortable.


******************

Stop stealing my lines.

Posted by: Governor Coonman at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (+dsLj)

264 Spent the summer of 90 in Viareggio.

Gorgeous area.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (ZfRYq)

265 Well, New Mexico has decided to do NY one better re late term abortion.

We are officially North Korea and China now. We just have to "catch up" politically.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

266 >>>Ok.. question.. I should know this but I don't. All these people that are running.. do they get to keep all the campaign donations they get when they lose? Half these people running HAVE to know they don't have a chance.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (dUJdY)

That's what I thought but it was pointed out to me that they don't have to "win" the primaries so much as survive them. Seemingly superior candidates might get blown out in a circular firing squad. They ALL think they can beat Trump though. They are trapped in a bubble.

1. Survive the primaries.
2. ???
3. Beat Trump!

Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (q177U)

267 Do you have a favorite song that you like to sing really loud and out of key? Ask her to play it, and sing along.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (t+qrx)

We asked her to make us a sandwich.

She said, "Okay, you're a sandwich".

Smart Ass.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (vBjuR)

268 say what you will, the italians still know how to treat a lady as a lady. the feminine, the eternal feminine, is nearly idolized there. i don't think feminism has quite set in there.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (Pg+x7)

269 Damn -- Someone hit the laser eyes thing by comment #4. *shakes fist at Chi-Town Jerry*

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (Z4rgH)

270 How many idiots are lining up to hear Beto boy pontificate?

Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (ixBqi)

271
Long-haired Dachshund
Whippet
13-inch Beagle
Basenji

Carlos Puig must be a million years old and he never looks any different.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (LsBY9)

272 It's better than in SE Asia where they parade giant Phallics.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (2DOZq)

273 270 How many idiots are lining up to hear Beto boy pontificate?
Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 08:10 PM (ixBqi)

The list is short and undistinguished.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:11 PM (vBjuR)

274
Oh no!

Not Delilah!!!

Posted by: Spun & Murky at February 11, 2019 08:11 PM (4DCSq)

275 Also at this point in time in the Republican primaries Jeb! was considered to be in the lead.

Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 08:11 PM (q177U)

276 243 CHP officer on patrol at 4am 30 degrees out this morning found a newborn baby in only a onesie in the middle of the road.

*************************

What the fuck?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:06 PM (+dsLj)


Sounds like Roman-style "exposure". As someone here pointed out recently, it was actually more humane than modern abortion because there was at least a chance the baby would be found and taken in. As happened in this case.

Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

277 275 Also at this point in time in the Republican primaries Jeb! was considered to be in the lead.
Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 08:11 PM (q177U)

He was as exciting as vanilla ice cream.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:12 PM (vBjuR)

278 265 Well, New Mexico has decided to do NY one better re late term abortion.

We are officially North Korea and China now. We just have to "catch up" politically.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)


And Baal smiles.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:12 PM (ZxU8C)

279 206
Can anybody tell me why the hell we should keep nukes in Turkey anymore?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM (TO9ge)
Inertia, and the fear of what happens to NATO when the alliance acknowledges that Turkey is an authoritarian Muslim adversary. Other than the French taking their military forces out under de Gaulle, nobody's ever left NATO. Russia is seen as a real threat, so holding the alliance together remains a priority.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 11, 2019 08:12 PM (b6kHD)

280 He was as exciting as vanilla ice cream.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:12 PM (vBjuR)

Please clap.

Posted by: Yeb! at February 11, 2019 08:13 PM (2shuf)

281 Haha, ALH.. saw at our post about 60 people waiting to hear Beto speak. Next to Trump he comes across as boring AF.

Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 08:13 PM (ixBqi)

282 261 Nukes in Turkey halve the flight time. We don't just save fuel. The godless heathens won't have time to duck.
Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at February 11, 2019 08:07 PM (Y274z)


Who's talking about launching them at all?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (1g7ch)

Someone talking to me?

Posted by: Greg Stillson at February 11, 2019 08:13 PM (2DOZq)

283 Here's hoping Hadrian!! Go Delilah!

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:13 PM (9L2du)

284 Dang - I didn't realize the dog show was on tonight!

Posted by: antisocialist at February 11, 2019 08:14 PM (2shuf)

285 Some blathering idiot is on TuCa's show denying Breakfast Club Evita (thanks, Ace) said she wants to do away with fossil fuels and guarantee a pay check to people who choose not to work.

He just got fact-checked by TuCa.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

286 Please clap.
Posted by: Yeb! at February 11, 2019 08:13 PM (2shuf)

How did you ever manage to get the clap?

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:14 PM (vBjuR)

287 Germany wants to sign up for the EU Army, fine. Let's leave. Can you imagine that army shooting dinner?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:15 PM (TO9ge)

288 To be fair, even though the lovely Trish Regan can be whiny, she has been all over the bullshit that is going on in Venezuela.
Now she is slamming the Omar cvnt who was libeling the Joos.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 08:15 PM (8iiMU)

289 255 CHP officer on patrol at 4am 30 degrees out this morning found a newborn baby in only a onesie in the middle of the road.


I hope he was comfortable.
Posted by: Dr. Ralph Norton at February 11, 2019 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

That's not funny but pull up Dave Chapell's bit about the baby on the corner . Now that was funny.

Posted by: Greg Stillson at February 11, 2019 08:15 PM (2DOZq)

290 Looks like AF1 has landed.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:16 PM (9L2du)

291 My ancient hoo-ha is frozen solid.

Posted by: Yoko Hirono at February 11, 2019 08:16 PM (Tyii7)

292 When I think of the insanity that is abortion law in New York, I think of the passage from Bob Dylan's "A Hard Rains Gonna Fall":

Where the executioner's face is always well-hidden
Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten
Where black is the color, where none is the number

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:16 PM (ZxU8C)

293 To be fair, even though the lovely Trish Regan can be whiny

*****************

I'd still pound that like John Henry driving steel for the Transcontinental Railroad.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:17 PM (+dsLj)

294 Kareem Hunt, the woman beating NFL running back that got fired from the KC Chiefs when a video went public, has signed a one year contract with the Cleveland Browns.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 07:36 PM


(taps on give-a-f-o-meter) Still reads zero.
Sorry, my sympathy for women who hang out with thugs expired a long, long time ago. I have a lot of other things to worry about.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 11, 2019 08:17 PM (zCabI)

295 200 (...incidentally, the designer of the trump float described trump in the video as a "destroyer of nations". i don't think he meant the effigy as a compliment.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp


Why not? Some nations need to be destroyed. Sounds like a compliment to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 08:17 PM (kfdLC)

296
Sorry, Delilah gave a good account of herself in the Breed competition and made the cut, but all the placements went to the Big White Borzoi Kennel in the East.

Saw some pictures from the Breed ring. Lila looked like a dark Irish-marked inkspot in a field of white. The peanut gallery loved her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:18 PM (LsBY9)

297 has signed a one year contract with the Cleveland Browns

***************


Cleveland sounds like the perfect place for such a guy.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:18 PM (+dsLj)

298 Love the sidebar about ace's "cuck phase". Of course he had no crystal ball and was going with what information we had then.

I suspect this flashback is to highlight the bewildering behavior of the #Nevers like Kristol, Goldberg, French, etc. in light of how Trump has acted, or sought to, since the election.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 08:18 PM (/qEW2)

299 Tucker's staff is great at finding the crazies.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:18 PM (9L2du)

300
When I think of the insanity that is abortion law in New York, I think
of the passage from Bob Dylan's "A Hard Rains Gonna Fall":



Where the executioner's face is always well-hidden

Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten

Where black is the color, where none is the number

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:16 PM (ZxU8C)


*eyes dusty*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

301 CSPAN2 will show the rally.
Also, they *might* show it on Fox Business, since they have a live shot in the lower right corner.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:19 PM (8iiMU)

302 It's a combination of the words and the imagery, in particular the sword.

The point is that Trump is a destroyer of nations (ones that deserve it, I guess, as I don't think the Italians mean to include themselves here) using economic means, not war.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:19 PM (talIc)

303 I just had vanilla ice cream and choco syrup.

My tongue was excited.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 08:19 PM (NLLmE)

304 'Twas the night before Christmas...

Yeah, it all gets kind of hazy at that point. I went towards a light, I remember that.

Posted by: RBG at February 11, 2019 08:19 PM (asM0l)

305 Hadrian the Seventh

*sadz*

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:20 PM (9L2du)

306 Is it El Paso Texas time?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:20 PM (TO9ge)

307 Should be made into one of the game pieces.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:20 PM (0QYMt)

308 293
To be fair, even though the lovely Trish Regan can be whiny



*****************



I'd still pound that like John Henry driving steel for the Transcontinental Railroad.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 11, 2019 08:17 PM (+dsLj)

I rate this statement as 1 million percent TRUE.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 08:20 PM (8iiMU)

309 "Also, [Kasich's] face looks like you accidentally left it in your pocket and put it through the wash."

Never a truer word.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 08:21 PM (/qEW2)

310 Rockin' In The Free World currently being played at the MAGA Rally. I'm sure Neil Young is thrilled.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:22 PM (xPl2J)

311 If you ever want to get really shitfaced, just have a drinking game based on the word "conversation".

And that's on Fox.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING

DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME ON CNN OR MSNBC

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 08:22 PM (RZ6R1)

312 Half an hour till Trump Time.

I just discovered Synthwave. Retro-80s music based on stuff like Blade Runner, 80s video games, Tangerine Dream soundtracks. Yeah, it's been around for years but I'm old LOL. Nice livestream on YT, I likes it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucdEPGYYQN0

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:23 PM (talIc)

313 Is Hannity going to broadcast the rally?

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:23 PM (vBjuR)

314
*sadz*

Posted by: Infidel


Thanks, but she's a young dog with not much show experience and a year of maturing to do.

What we're disappointed by would delight most exhibitors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:23 PM (LsBY9)

315

I say Whippet

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 08:23 PM (aKsyK)

316 303 eleven "i just had coco syrup"

i just had an iced tea. even in winter it's startlingly refreshing.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (Pg+x7)

317 Democrats are going to shut down the Government unless they can release 30,000 more foreign felons into America.

Its all part of their plan to dissolve ICE, and then America.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (Ndje9)

318 ''Sorry, Delilah gave a good account of herself in the Breed competition and made the cut, but all the placements went to the Big White Borzoi Kennel in the East. ''

Well darn! Hugs to her when she gets back. She's our champion.

Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (jm1YL)

319

the God Emperor Trump needs to cut a swath through this country that will leave the left crushed in its wake

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (SiINZ)

320 Whippet good.

Posted by: Devo at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (ZxU8C)

321 "Kareem Hunt?" running black to where ISIS training camp?

Ya can't beat that comment..............

Posted by: saf at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (5IHGB)

322 The FBI declined to comment

Posted by: Publius Erectius Ignoramus (formerly functionally erect) at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (qdINy)

323 and guarantee a pay check to people who choose not to work.

The federal government already does that. In fact, we re-opened to government so they would continue to get paid.

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (n6bs1)

324 You can barely hear in the background of that clip but over the speakers you can hear the song Carolus Rex" by Sabaton. The lyrics go like this...

"Hear my ordersQuestion me and die
What I say was said in heaven
And so it shall be done

I know I was destined to rule alone
All for myself I have claimed the throne
Born to rule
My time is now

I was chosen by heaven
Say my name when you pray
To the skies
See Carolus rise....
I only know this due to a friend that loves this band. I don't care for it but whatever.

Posted by: kahall at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (h6hOp)

325 not everyone wants to be free. lots of people like to be dominated, which is why you have so many yearning for socialism, commisars or kings.

the italians have no issue with being dominated, they just want to be dominated by a man, the man, like Trump, not some knobgobbling, hole working fag like barry.



what was the old joke? we don't mind being punished, we just want to be punished by someone better looking than margaret thatcher.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 11, 2019 08:24 PM (MTjB1)

326 Can anybody tell me why the hell we should keep nukes in Turkey anymore?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 07:59 PM


I sincerely hope that our nukes in Turkey are missing their physics package, have silly putty instead of high explosives, and that the circuit boards are old video boards from 386's.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 11, 2019 08:25 PM (zCabI)

327 Synthwave is awesome. Follow the New Retrowave channel on YouTube. New song every morning.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:25 PM (xPl2J)

328
If you ever want to get really shitfaced, just have a drinking game based on the word "conversation".

And that's on Fox.


I want to STOP the conversation!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 08:25 PM (aKsyK)

329 I want to know when they will make the God Emperor Trump figurines available in a more reasonable size. 6 foot tall for your lawn, 3 foot tall for your shrine, and mantelpiece-sized. Also posters. Stickers. T shirts. Beer koosies. A breakfast cereal.

Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus at February 11, 2019 08:26 PM (Ut3XK)

330 Trump Rally in El Paso


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmqy5_8kzg

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 08:26 PM (hECVl)

331 I'm surprised that Italy's Islamic invaders didn't try to destroy this.

It shows there are still a lot of actual Italians in Italy. It's still not too late to turn the tide, and Italy is starting to push back on Merkel's attempt to destroy Europe.

Now THAT would be an awesome float. Merkel as a seven headed beast wearing seven hijabs, brandishing a scimitar which reads "Death To Europe".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 08:26 PM (/qEW2)

332 Is Hannity going to broadcast the rally?
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:23 PM (vBjuR)

-----------------------

I'm hoping they just broadcast the rally and skip Hannity tonight.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (ffYR/)

333 Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus at February 11, 2019 08:26 PM (Ut3XK)

I would purchase a covfefe mug.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (vBjuR)

334 Speaking of old Trump stuff:

His answers to questions about Trump University and the budget were
somewhat uncomfortable to watch, in much the same way that it is
uncomfortable to watch a bus full of circus clowns crash into a school
for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline
Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the
clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid
lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gas and the
children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and
holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and
they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them
with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.


Just damn.

Dylan Thomas.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

D.H. Lawrence.

Ace.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (sLicW)

335 327 Synthwave is awesome. Follow the New Retrowave channel on YouTube. New song every morning.

I like the one someone did of Trump dancing:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/jtlxkqw

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (talIc)

336 I want to know when they will make the God Emperor Trump figurines available in a more reasonable size. 6 foot tall for your lawn, 3 foot tall for your shrine, and mantelpiece-sized. Also posters. Stickers. T shirts. Beer koosies. A breakfast cereal.
Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus


I just want the bobblehead.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (NLLmE)

337 "A" God Emperor?!

HERESY!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 11, 2019 08:27 PM (IKtL/)

338 329
I want to know when they will make the God Emperor Trump figurines
available in a more reasonable size. 6 foot tall for your lawn, 3 foot
tall for your shrine, and mantelpiece-sized. Also posters. Stickers. T
shirts. Beer koosies. A breakfast cereal.


Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus at February 11, 2019 08:26 PM (Ut3XK)

Don't worry, imperialist dog, we are already on it.

Posted by: Chinese IP Property Thief at February 11, 2019 08:28 PM (8iiMU)

339 ''I just want the bobblehead.''

Oh yes. Me too.

Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2019 08:28 PM (jm1YL)

340 298
Love the sidebar about ace's "cuck phase". Of course he had no crystal ball and was going with what information we had then.



I suspect this flashback is to highlight the bewildering behavior of
the #Nevers like Kristol, Goldberg, French, etc. in light of how Trump
has acted, or sought to, since the election.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 08:18 PM (/qEW2)

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It was strange watching the site back then. I mostly read the content and only dipped into the comments and the rage was something to see. Notices about people being banned, called out, etc.

And yet all the dire predictions about Trump were false. You'd think Serious Though Leaders would be besides themselves with joy at how well things turned out, but no, they're sucking their thumbs and sulking in The Corner.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:29 PM (cfSRQ)

341 I just want the bobblehead.
Posted by: eleven

Why settle for a plastic presidential bobblehead when you can have the real thing?

Posted by: Donkey-Chompers 2024 at February 11, 2019 08:29 PM (gkstg)

342 Trump gets space warlord fiturine



obama gets a chia figurine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 11, 2019 08:30 PM (MTjB1)

343
Posted by: Infidel

Thanks, but she's a young dog with not much show experience and a year of maturing to do.

What we're disappointed by would delight most exhibitors.

Yes, think how many people didn't get there. Congrats to all three of you!

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:30 PM (9L2du)

344 Ted Cruz is speaking now.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 08:30 PM (Ndje9)

345 How many tributes to Pelosi have they built for "Co-Equal" Pelosi in Italy?

Posted by: Monica Bellucci at February 11, 2019 08:31 PM (ZxU8C)

346 >>> Italians are an embarrassment. Very stupid people. I'm embarrassed to have a vowel at the end of my name.

The manga Hetalia has Italy personified as real characters. One, Ancient Rome, is strong and awesome. He looks at his progeny, the good for nothing, silly Italy of the modern era, and despairs. Sounds like you'd agree with him!

http://hetalia.kitawiki.net/index.php?title=Ancient_Rome

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:31 PM (hvf9s)

347 I want to know when they will make the God Emperor Trump figurines

available in a more reasonable size. 6 foot tall for your lawn, 3 foot

tall for your shrine, and mantelpiece-sized. Also posters. Stickers. T

shirts. Beer koosies. A breakfast cereal.

The figurines for table top wargaming. Some one call up Ral Partha already!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:31 PM (0QYMt)

348 Reading that old NT thread - ugh.

I guess I was in self-imposed exile then. That was smart of me to do.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 11, 2019 08:31 PM (Rarvo)

349 I'm glad so many people are excited about Trump and his rallies but I've never been one to get fired up about rallies or pep talks or pre game speeches. I know I'm in the minority because these things are iconic throughout history. Something must be wrong with me .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:31 PM (2DOZq)

350 Cruz is speaking at the rally now.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 08:32 PM (hECVl)

351 NBC is informing me it's pronounced "Betto" O'Rourke. Rhymes with stiletto.

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 08:32 PM (786Ro)

352 CHP officer on patrol at 4am 30 degrees out this morning found a newborn baby in only a onesie in the middle of the road. 
===
It was a newspaper carrier who'd saved her and called 911.

Naturally, CHP won't release the race of the baby or the mother seen leaving the scene

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 11, 2019 08:32 PM (TN1P5)

353 What happened to Cruz ? He looks like Mephistopheles.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (bUjCl)

354 Ghetto.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (ZxU8C)

355 344
Ted Cruz is speaking now.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 08:30 PM (Ndje9)

Yeah, he is bringing it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (8iiMU)

356 Ted!

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (talIc)

357 Yeah, Ace was a little....on edge in the 2016 campaign.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

358 What happened to Cruz ? He looks like Mephistopheles.


He saw the Gillette ad.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (sLicW)

359 292 When I think of the insanity that is abortion law in New York, I think of the passage from Bob Dylan's "A Hard Rains Gonna Fall":

Where the executioner's face is always well-hidden
Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten
Where black is the color, where none is the number
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:16 PM (ZxU8C)


And just think, that was written by a 21-year-old. It probably says more about the decline of our educational system than anything.

Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

360 More Stones, "Time is on my Side"

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:34 PM (talIc)

361 Anniversary of the Moon landing in 1978?

Italian dipshit.

Made your grand mama's heart skip a beat and she dropped your dad on his head and the damage is just showing up now.

Posted by: DamnedYankee Fake News at February 11, 2019 08:34 PM (JjPyo)

362 What happened to Cruz ? He looks like Mephistopheles.


He saw the Gillette ad.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (sLicW)


HAHAHAHAHA! yeah, maybe.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:34 PM (bUjCl)

363 'And yet all the dire predictions about Trump were false.'

I didn't get why some people got so worked up about it and was here the whole time. After it became apparent that Cruz would never cut it the only thing that made sense was to get on the train. It was the great shakeout, between the idealists and the realists.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

364 Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (TO9ge)

365 I want to know when they will make the God Emperor Trump figurines available in a more reasonable size. 6 foot tall for your lawn, 3 foot tall for your shrine, and mantelpiece-sized. Also posters. Stickers. T shirts. Beer koosies. A breakfast cereal.


Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus at February 11, 2019 08:26 PM (Ut3XK)



I'd like to bring one to work and watch the lefty heads blowed up real good

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (SiINZ)

366 Does anybody really know what time it is?




yes

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (bUjCl)

367 CHP officer on patrol at 4am 30 degrees out this morning found a newborn baby in only a onesie in the middle of the road.

Post-natal freeway abortions should be safe, legal, and rare. Rarish. Somewhat common, maybe.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (H5knJ)

368 CSpan2 is showing Donald with some law enforcement guys.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (vBjuR)

369 Yeah, Ace was a little....on edge in the 2016 campaign.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (oVJmc

Shoot - a lot of people were on edge. The carrying on was amazing, people were losing their sweet honey iced tea all over the place. It was a little tricky to keep your footing in all of that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:36 PM (0QYMt)

370 Yeah, Ace was a little....on edge in the 2016 campaign.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



A tinch. An eensie leensie tinch.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 08:36 PM (NLLmE)

371 These floats are very cool. Our parades are pretty lame and brain dead in comparison. Inflatable cartoon characters.

Oh, but on the last Macy's there were a bunch of homosexuals acting up on one parade float, an historic first, so we at least have that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 08:36 PM (/qEW2)

372 ahh, 2016 campaign...good times, good times....

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:36 PM (bUjCl)

373 Cruz, I get you have to trim the beard sometimes. But you trimmed it too much!! Keep it at the studly awesomeness it wants to be at.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (hvf9s)

374 His grade for The Donald was a tad on the harsh side.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (NLLmE)

375 PDT and 52%.

Winning.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (0tfLf)

376
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


http://time.is

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (aKsyK)

377 OT, but it turns out that Ultima Thule is flatter than initially thought. As in pancake flat.

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/

Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (sdi6R)

378 And just think, that was written by a 21-year-old. It probably says more about the decline of our educational system than anything.

This morning, I checked to see who won at the Grammys yesterday. Top winner was some artist named "Childish Gambino."

His "song" (I use the term loosely) was "This is America."

It was pure shit. Electronica with hip hop and repetitive lyrics. Pure shit.

We were blessed to have such great lyrics and writing when we were young.

No wonder my son is unable to express himself outside of a grunt or two.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (ZxU8C)

379 Cruz is hot. I think he is hot with that beard.

Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 08:38 PM (LJUs+)

380 I didn't get why some people got so worked up about
it and was here the whole time. After it became apparent that Cruz would
never cut it the only thing that made sense was to get on the train. It
was the great shakeout, between the idealists and the realists.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

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Trump was a Democrat in disguise. Trump would throw the race to Hillary.

All wrong.

Anyone remember when God told Glenn Beck that Ted Cruz was the Anointed One?

What a lunatic.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 11, 2019 08:38 PM (cfSRQ)

381 "His grade for The Donald was a tad on the harsh side."

Ace didn't get it yet. Most of us didn't.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (UdKB7)

382
Maybe we can have a Great Forgetting of what we thought in 2016. We'd never seen a candidate like Trump and I don't blame anyone for not being able to assimilate his campaign.

I can blame them for not backing him once he won.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (LsBY9)

383 I'm pretty proud of my dago roots and the vowel at the end of my name. My dad's people arrived here 8 years after the War Between the States, among the first 20,000 Italians in the USA. They assimilated quickly and opened a school to teach newly arrived immigrants English. My great grand-dad co-ran a weekly paper that taught Italians how to assimilate. He was the first Italian attorney in his county and helped many poor indigent people.

They were forbidden to speak Italian outside the home. They were very proud Americans...and proud Republicans too, very politically active.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (talIc)

384 Chance that any media outlet here plays the speech in Cali. 0%

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (TO9ge)

385 where are you watching the rally live?

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (9L2du)

386 CHP officer on patrol at 4am 30 degrees out this morning found a newborn baby in only a onesie in the middle of the road.

Post-natal freeway abortions should be safe, legal, and rare. Rarish. Somewhat common, maybe.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (H5knJ)




Gov. Al Jolson or was I in the Klan hood? I agree

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (SiINZ)

387 I voted for Ted Cruz in the primary, but had no qualms whatsoever voting for President Trump. And I will vote for him again in 2020, as will I for Mike Pence in 2024.

Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (zLDYs)

388 Yeah, Ace was a little....on edge in the 2016 campaign.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (oVJmc

Shoot - a lot of people were on edge. The carrying on was amazing, people were losing their sweet honey iced tea all over the place. It was a little tricky to keep your footing in all of that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:36 PM (0QYMt)

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I lurked here during the primaries and election. I didn't start commenting until after the election because the place was kinda nuts and no place for a FNG.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (ffYR/)

389 I just watched a big fireworks display over NYC. It's the bloody Chinese celebrating their New Year's. As pretty as it is, it's really obnoxious that they do this. The dog went nuts, hates the boom-booms.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (zmIJL)

390 361 Anniversary of the Moon landing in 1978?
______________________________________

Piss poor translation, I'm sure. One off on each number.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (ZxU8C)

391 Once I watched a Trump rally, I knew he was going to win.


He has charisma, and solid brass cajones.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (vBjuR)

392 Big signs up at the El Paso rally. FINISH THE WALL.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (zmIJL)

393 Why El Paso ?h

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (bUjCl)

394 Hey everybody.

Eromero, I very much hope Nikki Haley is the GOP candidate in 2024.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (miE9U)

395 The Trump giant figure looks distinctively Roman, what with the armor, laurel wreath, and all. Augustus would be proud.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (3C9q2)

396 To be fair to Ace, the 2016 GOPe debates were clownshows. (Which is why I look forward to the 2020 DNC ones.) And no one could have predicted Trump meant all the crazily conservative things he was promising, and would actually deliver on those promises. I mean who does that?!

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:41 PM (hvf9s)

397 373
Cruz, I get you have to trim the beard sometimes. But you trimmed it too
much!! Keep it at the studly awesomeness it wants to be at.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:37 PM (hvf9s)

I love it that the 'ettes are heated up over Cruz.
It's almost like how the 'rons are all the time.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 08:41 PM (8iiMU)

398 Here comes Don Jr.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:42 PM (zmIJL)

399 Tucker says they reached an agreement. No shutdown

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 08:42 PM (aKsyK)

400 Cruz is hot. I think he is hot with that beard.
Posted by: IC

Well, if you like beards...

Posted by: Cory Booker at February 11, 2019 08:42 PM (gkstg)

401
2016 - The year of the Cubs winning the World Series and Trump winning the White House. And all in the space of a week

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (SiINZ)

402 High level backers of Chuck Dixon's "Trump's Space Force" graphic novel got a statue of TGE as a Space Force Warrior.

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (Izzlo)

403 Yes, apparently there is a deal. No details yet.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (xPl2J)

404 Any leftists listening to Don Jr. just fainted dead away.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (zmIJL)

405 I didn't start commenting until after the election because the place was kinda nuts and no place for a FNG.

Pfffft. Some of us have been here since THE BEGINNING. There have been multiple instances of nuts. It's like the changing of the seasons. Only with massive amounts of profanity.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (vE2Ex)

406 leftwing lunatic attempts insult, fails miserably, makes rightwinger appear appealing.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (9AcAx)

407 400 Cruz is hot. I think he is hot with that beard.
_______________________________________

Call me crazy, but I was never a fan of Cubans with beards.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM (ZxU8C)

408 I think what was said about Trump by the naysayers including ace was accurate based on his history and his massaging his positions throughout the campaign. I'm just grateful that the Dems and NeverTrumpers attempted to nuke him before he was even inaugurated which caused him to shift hard right to spite them and they've done everything to keep him there. I will concede that he has always been consistent on his trade and tariff positions.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM (2DOZq)

409 It was the rallies that won me over early on. The huge early mega-rally in Dallas.

I knew this guy could win, and watching the rallies live I saw all the lies from the MFM, taking snippets out of context and just plain lying their asses off.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:45 PM (talIc)

410 Call me crazy, but I was never a fan of Cubans with beards.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM (ZxU8C)

Cruz is Canadian.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:45 PM (xPl2J)

411 LOL, Don Trump Jr: "If you were at the 50 person rally down the street and chanted USA USA, I don't know what would happen."



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:45 PM (8iiMU)

412 They have an agreement . Let us see how much we go sold out this time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (Y+V3r)

413 Once I watched a Trump rally, I knew he was going to win.

He has charisma, and solid brass cajones.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (vBjuR)

-------------------------

I went to his rally with BunkerIntheBurbs at Gwinnett Civic Center, back when you could get in the room an hour before the event. I was all the way onboard the Trump train after that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (ffYR/)

414 Warhammer 40K "God Emperor" (Sabaton) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrrky5Jg9D0

Posted by: Triarus Marius Sanguinus at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (Ut3XK)

415 This guy's nailing Guilfoyle. Chip off the ol' block LOL

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (talIc)

416 His "song" (I use the term loosely) was "This is America."


It was pure shit. Electronica with hip hop and repetitive lyrics. Pure shit.


We were blessed to have such great lyrics and writing when we were young.


No wonder my son is unable to express himself outside of a grunt or two.



If you think that song is bad - avoid the video at all costs. It's heralded as some sort of masterpiece, what with shooting people in the head and running white horses and sh*t.

Because you're a racist.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (sLicW)

417 "The left would rather hate America fail, than have America succeed, with Trump at the helm."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (8iiMU)

418 The Trump giant figure looks distinctively Roman, what with the armor, laurel wreath, and all. Augustus would be proud.
Posted by: Basement Cat


That's because Warhammer 40k is series of a sci-fi/fantasy table-top games based on Roman iconography. So ipso-facto.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (whUgy)

419 AOC is now all, "What is this Green New Deal FAQ of which you speak?" Ha!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:47 PM (zmIJL)

420 >>> This morning, I checked to see who won at the Grammys yesterday. Top winner was some artist named "Childish Gambino." His "song" (I use the term loosely) was "This is America."


Donald Glover. Was on Community. Was also in the Soylo movie as a young pansexual Lando Calrissian who is sleeping with his Woke droid.

He is talented, I wish him well in his career. But I refused to watch his music vid. Do not need to see him shoot up people in a hate vid against America.

Still cannot believe they had Michelle Obama at the Grammys and slobbered all over her. Meanwhile they pretend Melania doesn't exist. If I think too much about the unfair mean-girlness of it all, I get too ragey.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:47 PM (hvf9s)

421 Call me crazy, but I was never a fan of Cubans with beards.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM

I didn't know cigars could be gay.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (zmIJL)

422 And now for another infamous off-topic comment from qdpsteve:

I enjoyed not watching the Grammys last night.

All os these modern-day pop tarts want SO BADLY to be Tina Turner, and they never will be.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (miE9U)

423 It was the rallies that won me over early on.

I wasn't an early convert, but when things became clear, there was simply no way I was even remotely considering Countess Smirnoff von Clampett. What I did tell my Dem friends was that she was a terrible candidate and that Trump would win. They looked at me like I was crazy. Right up until those Pinellas County numbers came in the Florida.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (vE2Ex)

424 I just ruptured something laughing at this. Honest Trailers: Willy Wonka and the Choco Factory (G. Wilder Version):

http://tinyurl.com/Honest-Trailers-Wonka

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (2eKoI)

425 Where are you watching this?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (TO9ge)

426 419 AOC is now all, "What is this Green New Deal FAQ of which you speak?" Ha!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:47 PM (zmIJL)

Babylon Bee has a piece up "AOC pretends to not speak English when questioned on the New Green Deal"

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (Izzlo)

427 Don Jr. is shrill. Tone it down. Don't go Liz Warren on us.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:49 PM (zmIJL)

428 I went to his rally with BunkerIntheBurbs at Gwinnett Civic Center, back when you could get in the room an hour before the event. I was all the way onboard the Trump train after that.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:46 PM (ffYR/)

We went to the rally in Macon he held for Brian Kemp. We left the house at 4 am and got there several hours early.
We were only 3 people back from him at the barricade. It was really fun.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:49 PM (vBjuR)

429 CSPAN2 now showing Don Jr



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:49 PM (8iiMU)

430
Trump at the next SOTU, looking out over the Dems and GOP cucks in Congress: "If you had one neck, I'd hack it through."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:49 PM (LsBY9)

431 Where are you watching this?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2019 08:48 PM (TO9ge)]/i]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVCZz4P6L9k

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 11, 2019 08:49 PM (T71PA)

432 Was also in the Soylo movie as a young pansexual Lando Calrissian who is sleeping with his Woke droid.

At first, I laughed my ass off.

Then I realized that this absurdity is now "normal" in films.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (ZxU8C)

433 I went to the rally in Buffalo, near where I lived at that time (during the primaries, being in NY) . Then-Bills coach Rex Ryan was one of the speakers...he took a ton of shit for it too. Lousy coach but he showed some cajones just by doing it. The rally was a blast.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (talIc)

434 425 Where are you watching this?

CSPAN2

Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (kXJSE)

435 Why El Paso ?h

Because

night time would find me at Rosa's cantina,

music would play and Felina would whirl.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (sLicW)

436 After it became apparent that Cruz would never cut it the only thing that made sense was to get on the train. It
was the great shakeout, between the idealists and the realists.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)


This.

With some trepidation, I was very early on the Trump train, for one reason: it was apparent to me that the other candidates were non-hackers, and would lose gracefully. Trump seemed to me to be our only chance of winning and at least delaying the Red tide. I just hoped at the time that I hadn't been conned. My family thought I was delusional when I said I thought he could not only win the nomination, but even had a shot at winning the general election.

Needless to say, I've been thrilled with his performance so far. He's made missteps, but then who hasn't?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (kfdLC)

437 Pfffft. Some of us have been here since THE
BEGINNING. There have been multiple instances of nuts. It's like the
changing of the seasons. Only with massive amounts of profanity.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (vE2Ex

And bannings, self-imposed exile, and the lewd jokes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (0QYMt)

438 Don Jr, you are not Cruz. Thin out your beard or go clean shaven. It looks like it was drawn on with a sharpie from the feed I'm watching.

But navy suit with no tie looks good on him.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:51 PM (hvf9s)

439 393 Why El Paso ?h
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:40 PM (bUjCl)


Presumably because he's going to hit illegal immigration hard in his speech.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 08:51 PM (kfdLC)

440 I kind of dig the beard on him. Biased though, it looks like mine.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (talIc)

441 'We went to the rally in Macon he held for Brian Kemp. We left the house at 4 am and got there several hours early. '

I was there for that too ALH. Maybe 5 miles from here.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (UdKB7)

442 Only with massive amounts of profanity.



Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 11, 2019 08:43 PM (vE2Ex

And bannings, self-imposed exile, and the lewd jokes.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit
Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 08:50 PM (0QYMt)


And the boobeh talk.

You people disappoint me.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (8iiMU)

443 The crowd behind Don Jr. is slowly wilting.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (zmIJL)

444 426 419 AOC is now all, "What is this Green New Deal FAQ of which you speak?" Ha!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 08:47 PM (zmIJL)

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amazing whiplash from the media going from 0 to 100 to 0 on GND with "omg, AOC is serious AF!" to "here's 10 ways the GOP pounced on the GND" to "what GND? and why does the GOP seize upon it?"

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (9AcAx)

445
But navy suit with no tie looks good on him.

Posted by: LizLem


*adjusts ascot*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (LsBY9)

446 Don Jr. tearing it up at the rally.

Posted by: vivi at February 11, 2019 08:53 PM (11H2y)

447 I wish I was at that rally. It's so heartwarming to be with that many other people who feel the same way you do.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:53 PM (vBjuR)

448 Youtube seems to be having serious issues streaming this event, regardless of who's showing it.

Surprised face.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (sLicW)

449 Relatively short and sweet.
He is done speaking now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (8iiMU)

450 "Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina,
Wicked and evil while casting a spell."


Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (bUjCl)

451 Red meat!

Posted by: HA at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (MAstk)

452 448 Youtube seems to be having serious issues streaming this event, regardless of who's showing it.

Surprised face.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (sLicW)

Try a different browser.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:54 PM (vBjuR)

453 Prepare your anoos:

@Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Negotiators from both parties say lawmakers have reached an agreement in principle to fund government, avoid shutdown - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (whUgy)

454 Time is on my side" by the Stones! HA!

Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (kXJSE)

455 El Paso is Robert O'Rourke's hometown...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (kufk0)

456 I went for the spectacle and because it was so close. I doubt I would ever do it again though, even if it was at the local airport again.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (UdKB7)

457 Right Side Broadcast News: Rally in El Paso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmqy5_8kzg


Fox 10 Phoenix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaeK9js9I_4

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (hECVl)

458 Finish the Wall!

hi hordesters



IC i agree with you. Cruz is hot with the beard

Posted by: booknlass at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (xIKXj)

459 This vid + Sabaton...

...moar awesomeness than any libtard can handle.

https://youtu.be/Lv1FE88JVps

Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (W+kMI)

460 I don't never trust no eye talians, I'll tell you what.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (lcEkv)

461 They always play Adele right before he comes on stage.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (vBjuR)

462
I think someone gets shot or dies in every Marty Robbins song.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (LsBY9)

463 I'm watching RSBN.

Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

464 Vene Vidi Donny.

Posted by: Dude at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (jvQ5d)

465 RSBN is such a national treasure. Those scrappy kids managed to broadcast nearly every single Trump rally off of donations, on shoestring budgets. Still doing it after all this time, but thankfully making (a few) more shekels these days.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (talIc)

466 I'm not gay or nuthin....but Cruz looks damn good with a beard. Second look at Cruz 2024?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (lcEkv)

467 Hubs says his feet still hurt from standing for 7 hours at that rally.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (vBjuR)

468 So I'm sensing Cruz would have faired better in the primaries with the female vote if he had had the beard .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)

469 I think someone gets shot or dies in every Marty Robbins song.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:56 PM (LsBY9)

Marty Robbins raced some NASCAR. He jokingly called himself "NASCAR's official wall tester"

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:58 PM (xPl2J)

470 @Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Negotiators from both parties say lawmakers have reached an agreement in principle to fund government, avoid shutdown - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (whUgy)

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I'm going to be very surprised if they came up something PDT will sign.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (ffYR/)

471 I am diametrically opposed to political dynasties. I hate the Bushes, the Clinton, the Kennedy dynasties. But I DO think Don Jr would make a good political candidate. I both love and hate that I think he is really good at this speaking thing and is so photogenic. I don't know how to personally square this circle.

Oh, and Kim is dating up from sleazebag Newsome. Good for her.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (hvf9s)

472 I never got the Cruz Trump flame wars in 2016. They and their followers probably agree on 95% of issues.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (lcEkv)

473 468 So I'm sensing Cruz would have faired better in the primaries with the female vote if he had had the beard .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)

When he went to the border and handed out teddy bears to illegals with Glen Beck he was toast as far as I was concerned.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (vBjuR)

474 PDT should sign and take whatever they give him then declare an emergency anyway.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (xPl2J)

475 'Hubs says his feet still hurt from standing for 7 hours at that rally.'

That's the main reason I wouldn't do it again. The back of my legs hurt for three days.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (UdKB7)

476 "agreement in principle"


Hard to imagine any acceptable outcome, given the Dems' stances so far.


They're openly pushing to expand the lawlessness, and to actually increase release of felon illegals.


There just isn't anything recognizable about the Dems and what they apparently regard as the political landscape today.


And things at the border are getting worse. And will continue to do so. I don't see that Trump has any real options other than nat'l emergency, to include federalizing some nat. guard in NM and CA.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (QDnY+)

477 Trump really needs to teach a young, fearless acolyte. We need MANY years of Trumpism to roll back the socialists/commies.

Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (61e6C)

478 amazing whiplash from the media going from 0 to 100
to 0 on GND with "omg, AOC is serious AF!" to "here's 10 ways the GOP
pounced on the GND" to "what GND? and why does the GOP seize upon it?"

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 08:52 PM (9AcAx)


The media are, not surprisingly, doing the neither the Democrats nor AOC any favors by boosting her so much so early. Shoving her out on the big stage well-before she is anywhere near ready just makes her a wandering disaster with the Democrats wincing each time she opens her donkey chompers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (0QYMt)

479 So, what are the odds that the "deal" that was just announced includes any money for the wall? No details, per the Washington Times.

Posted by: Ever at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (1Zh0U)

480 "It was a newspaper carrier who'd saved her and called 911. "

Lord, have mercy upon us pitiful wretches.

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (w7KSn)

481 470 @Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Negotiators from both parties say lawmakers have reached an agreement in principle to fund government, avoid shutdown - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (whUgy)

------------------------------

I'm going to be very surprised if they came up something PDT will sign.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (ffYR/)

If there is not 5 billion in wall funding it was stupid for the Republicans to agree to anything. It's a lose lose.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (2DOZq)

482
BREAKING: Negotiators from both parties say lawmakers have reached an
agreement in principle to fund government, avoid shutdown - AP



I have no doubt that the Republican Cucks agreed to some cockamamie "compromise" with the Democrats.

The question is: Is it something President Trump will agree to?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (BPK9o)

483 Don Jr.'s good but I feel like Eric's the better speaker. Lot of political talent in that family. I don't like political dynasties either though.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (talIc)

484 Tina Turner belting it out now.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (vBjuR)

485 to me, best use of Robbins' was in Breaking Bad, when Walter White was sitting in his car, freezing, and listening to that cassette

Posted by: booknlass at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (xIKXj)

486 Lemme guess the agreement is no wall and 25 new drones on the border, in exchange for 5 million illegals getting citizenship. In GOPe xircles that's a win.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (lcEkv)

487 BREAKING: Negotiators from both parties say lawmakers have reached an agreement in principle to fund government, avoid shutdown - AP

Well alrighty then. We'll see if it passes muster with PDTS.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (/MDMB)

488 473 468 So I'm sensing Cruz would have faired better in the primaries with the female vote if he had had the beard .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)

When he went to the border and handed out teddy bears to illegals with Glen Beck he was toast as far as I was concerned.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 08:59 PM (vBjuR)

Except he didn't do that.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (2DOZq)

489 Keep the government open and we promise to give money for the wall later.

Posted by: Honest Injun at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (FTlwv)

490 468 So I'm sensing Cruz would have fared better in the primaries with the female vote if he had had the beard .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)


Another argument against the 19th Amendment. If a beard affects your vote for President, you shouldn't be voting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (kfdLC)

491 >>> RSBN is such a national treasure.

Agreed. It is hard to say, but I think that RSBN is one of the grassroots groups that really helped Trump win. Straight filming of the rallies getting straight to the masses. No spin, no bias, and I loved their pre rally man on the street interviews in the wait line. Bless them.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (hvf9s)

492 Welpna deal has been struck. details not to be released until Wednesday?

Posted by: WisRich at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (OAlmw)

493 Love Tina. Great song.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (talIc)

494 Lol @ 2016 thread. Fun times!

I was a Cruz guy, and unlike a lot of people, I think that he too would have beat the Beast. Not by as much, but I think he'd have won, for a few reasons.

That said, Trump hasn't made me regret my GE vote for him, and at this point, I'm unconvinced Cruz could have met or exceeded his standard as President.

I'm happy to have been wrong on this one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (It5Ks)

495 I can confidently predict we will NOT like this agreement

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (Y+V3r)

496 Vendetta!

Vendetta!!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (EZebt)

497 The GOPe has probably finessed payment for the whole hamburger, next Tuesday.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (UdKB7)

498 490 468 So I'm sensing Cruz would have fared better in the primaries with the female vote if he had had the beard .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)

Another argument against the 19th Amendment. If a beard affects your vote for President, you shouldn't be voting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (kfdLC)

I can't count the number of guys here who think Cruz is unlikable because of reasons.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (2DOZq)

499 Beto rhymes with rob as in Bob

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (RZ6R1)

500 478
The media are, not surprisingly, doing the neither the Democrats nor AOC any favors by boosting her so much so early. Shoving her out on the big stage well-before she is anywhere near ready just makes her a wandering disaster with the Democrats wincing each time she opens her donkey chompers.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 09:00 PM (0QYMt)


The media sure does love to promote socialism. They can't help themselves.

Posted by: rickl at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

501 484 Tina Turner belting it out now.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (vBjuR)
--------------------------
What's she got to do got to do with it?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (Rxduq)

502 Dons his Inquisitor Robe...

beware your Heresies....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (NgKpN)

503
Welpna deal has been struck. details not to be released until Wednesday?

Posted by: WisRich


They have to reach an agreement on what they agreed to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 09:04 PM (LsBY9)

504 CSPAN is saying the legislation will come out Wednesday.
Reporting no details, hinted that stuff will probably be known tomorrow (ie leaks, LOL)
I think this 'deal' is DOA, if Donny Two Scoops holds to his promise, which I give a 98% chance.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:04 PM (8iiMU)

505 477

for Trump's fearless acolyte, how about Candace Owens? so far, so good with her

Posted by: booknlass at February 11, 2019 09:04 PM (xIKXj)

506 Would you believe $750,000 and a package of double stuff Oreos?

Posted by: The GOP at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (UdKB7)

507

We were blessed to have such great lyrics and writing when we were young.

Louie Louie

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (aKsyK)

508 Sympathy for the Devil LOLOL!

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (talIc)

509 Another argument against the 19th Amendment. If a beard affects your vote for President, you shouldn't be voting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM

If a woman in a bikini can talk men into buying a particular brand of car, they're not exactly immune to irrelevancies influencing their behavior.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (zmIJL)

510 Seeing how a beard has turned Cruz into a stud, I'm tempted to grow one. But I'm afraid it will come in patchy, and my chin hairs are grey. I might look worse with a beard.

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (Izzlo)

511 Maybe we can have a Great Forgetting of what we thought in 2016. We'd never seen a candidate like Trump and I don't blame anyone for not being able to assimilate his campaign.

I can blame them for not backing him once he won.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 08:39 PM (LsBY9)


I think you mean we should have a Great Forgiving.

We should never forget what happened because it reminds us that no one can predict the future and that we should always be willing to revise our opinions and cast aside erroneous views, no matter how strongly we held them. This is what the cucks cannot do.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (/qEW2)

512 If there not $5B + for a wall, I hope he breaks it off in the republicans ass. Send those fucksticks packing and shitcan every non essential government employee. They can reapply when Congress passes a budget.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (/MDMB)

513 33 Mount miniguns onto it and use it to patrol the border.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 11, 2019 07:27 PM (gkstg)

I love this comment so.hard.

Posted by: nurse amy at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (0iVp1)

514 507

We were blessed to have such great lyrics and writing when we were young.

Louie Louie
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (aKsyK)

Hey now, have some respect...

Posted by: Aretha Franklin at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (NgKpN)

515 402 josephistan, I so want to get one of those for my husband, but didn't know about it until it was all over. Now I can't even figure out how to get the comic book.

Posted by: April at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (OX9vb)

516
I can't count the number of guys here who think Cruz is unlikable because of reasons.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (2DOZq)


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I just don't want a Canadian for President.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (I5LRE)

517 Seeing how a beard has turned Cruz into a stud, I'm tempted to grow one. But I'm afraid it will come in patchy, and my chin hairs are grey. I might look worse with a beard.
Posted by: josephistan


Just fill it in with some mascara.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (whUgy)

518
I watched Solo on a plane, and good lord was that droid annoying. I cheered when she died.

My TiVo recorded a Smithsonian Channel show on Rome's history. This episode: the Spartacus revolt. I'm struck by how it resonates with Sen. Booker and Gov. Northam... Rhetoric versus the horror of slavery and the courage to revolt.


The past three years, all I've listened to is classical music because modern pop is so terrible. It all sounds like it was computer generated, even the voices, and there are no good melodies or lyrics.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (b6kHD)

519 I'm afraid it will come in patchy, and my chin hairs are grey. I might look worse with a beard.
Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (Izzlo)

You can always shave it off if you don't like it.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (vBjuR)

520 I was Cruz guy. Got the Sabo t-shirt! IT IS AWESOME. That said, Trump by a mile. Maybe Trump can coach up Cruz to follow.

Posted by: free tibet at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (61e6C)

521 501 484 Tina Turner belting it out now.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:01 PM (vBjuR)
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What's she got to do got to do with it?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (Rxduq)

Didn't she renounce her US citizenship ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)

522 My chin hairs are grey. I just let it grow. At age 50 I said who cares, I ain't foolin' anyone any more. The patchy period was just something to get over, like the itchy phase. Both will pass.



Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (talIc)

523 314 - are you talking about AOC?

Posted by: vivi at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (11H2y)

524 Didn't she renounce her US citizenship ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)

I think so. She's Swiss now, I think.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (xPl2J)

525 *another horny nurse ? is there an ad on some nurse's board somewhere for AOSHQ ?

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (bUjCl)

526 514---Hey now, have some respect...
Posted by: Aretha Franklin at February 11, 2019 09:06 PM (NgKpN)
-------------------------
He was talking about writing, hon.
You didn't write that.

Posted by: Otis Redding at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (Rxduq)

527 I can't count the number of guys here who think Cruz is unlikable because of reasons.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:03 PM (2DOZq)


I don't find him unlikeable, but he's not a good retail politician. He does not connect well with an audience.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (kfdLC)

528 524 Didn't she renounce her US citizenship ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)

I think so. She's Swiss now, I think.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (xPl2J)

that's cheesey!

Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (NgKpN)

529 AOC no hablo el "deal verde."

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (talIc)

530 I was for Cruz, but then totally on the Trump Train. Don't think Cruz has the brass balls Trump does.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (9L2du)

531 ... so majestic..!

Posted by: rt strong at February 11, 2019 09:09 PM (X4J3v)

532 Obama gave Iran 40 billion access to frozen assets and almost 2 billion in cash and we can't get 5 billion for a border security fence.

Dems are America's real enemy. They hate America and everything she has stood for.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

533 524 Didn't she renounce her US citizenship ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)

I think so. She's Swiss now, I think.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (xPl2J)

Easy as falling off a .........

Posted by: Capucine at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (RZ6R1)

534 Interestingly, the kid on RSBN is saying the Secret Service is jamming cell phone coverage.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (8iiMU)

535 If a deal has been reached and they played games with the number of detainee beds for criminal holds, I don't think Trump will sign it. And last I heard they were only allocating $1.3b...they shit ain't gonna fly.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (cF8AT)

536 In 2016, I started off by constantly saying 'Shut Up, Donald."
But he kept 'going there.' Pretty soon I wanted him there-- he was pulling the entire process in the right direction. Like a bull in a china shop, he was trampling the establishment tableau.
Then he kept going, and going, and knocking off the oafs and quislings, and I pretty much went Full Trump/SMOD.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (oVJmc)

537 Cruz would have withered where Trump thrives.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (UdKB7)

538 >>> Another argument against the 19th Amendment. If a beard affects your vote for President, you shouldn't be voting. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM (kfdLC)

Jay, hasn't it been suggested by research that taller candidates usually win? Visuals matter regardless of gender. Sucks but it's true.

I know the repealing the 19th amendment thing is a running joke, and that you personally don't mean anything by it where us Ettes are concerned. But having my rights liquidated in such a cavalier way troubles me. I do agree, though, that the liberal women swooning over people like Obama and Beto bugs to no end!

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (hvf9s)

539 I've been 29 some time now. Haven't shaved in five days now. It's white.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (0tfLf)

540 I like Ted so no flames...but I remember watching his speech at the RNC and thinking, OK, NOW I get why people don't like him. Because he's coming off as a world-class dick right now.

But him and PDT have buried the hatchet, so it's all good.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (talIc)

541 >>> Negotiators from both parties say lawmakers have reached an agreement in principle to fund government, avoid shutdown - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 08:55 PM (whUgy)


Prediction: It can't actually pass and Nancy is a paper tiger. could be wrong and I might be wishcasting, but I keep thinking Nancy isn't really in control, she's just riding the dragon.

Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (q177U)

542 521--Didn't she renounce her US citizenship ?
Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)
--------------------
Yep.
She's lived in Switzerland for years and probably just got tired of the IRS breathing down her neck.

IIRC, it wasn't some dramatic political thing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (Rxduq)

543 Shelby (GOP senator on committee) only has pretty squishy vague things to say about deal "in principle". Said he "hopes" WH will back it.


I understand the political calculations of most of the players less and less each week with this stuff. Hill GOP are idiots if they attempt to make a deal that's unacceptable to the WH.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (QDnY+)

544 537 Cruz would have withered where Trump thrives.
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (UdKB7)


Cruz would have owed people. Donald didn't owe anybody.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (vBjuR)

545 Given that members of the Freedom Caucus were (deliberately) excluded from the negotiations, I fully expect this 'deal' to be a Texas-sized, smelly, wet cow flop.

There is no *deal*... this announcement is (IMO) calculated to step on Trump's rally.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (W+kMI)

546 525
*another horny nurse ? is there an ad on some nurse's board somewhere for AOSHQ ?

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:08 PM (bUjCl)

nurse amy is a One.

No doubt.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (8iiMU)

547 cruz is a-ok! I don't get the hate from both sides. Shit, the whackadoo hate filled libs cannot even stand that he exists and does stuff they do.

"omg, cruz can recite teh princess bride, what does that mean for my self image"

"omg, cruz zinged some sports blogger on twitter, does this mean we need to accept cruz as human?"

"omg, Cruz demolished some liberal with an on the spot refutation of her whole world view, does this mean he was mansplaining and how should we tell our children that Cruz won a debate?"

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (9AcAx)

548 Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (hvf9s)

the Founders of this great nation never intended EVERYONE to have the vote.

They understood the dangers of Democracy.

Posted by: Don Q at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (NgKpN)

549 If a woman in a bikini can talk men into buying a particular brand of car, they're not exactly immune to irrelevancies influencing their behavior.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:05 PM (zmIJL)


Buying a car != voting for President

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (kfdLC)

550 535 If a deal has been reached and they played games with the number of detainee beds for criminal holds, I don't think Trump will sign it. And last I heard they were only allocating $1.3b...they shit ain't gonna fly.
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (cF8AT)


These are Republicans, of course they caved

I mean, Dick Shelby , c'mon

Posted by: Capucine at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (RZ6R1)

551 Tina Turner is a Trump fan?
But she's black.
And Trump is literally Hitler and literally KKK.
This is all so weird.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (lcEkv)

552 Shelby is one of those GOP Senators who has a knack for disappointing the hell out of me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (hjaPQ)

553 I DEMAND TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (I5LRE)

554
Trump just killed his Republican opponents.

Posted by: Soothie at September 29, 2015 09:12 AM (H9gvv)

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (BPK9o)

555 Sorry, forgot my frog sock was still on

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (RZ6R1)

556 Not saying just because we think Cruz is hot we will vote for him! Just saying if he were to.drop in an ette meet up, we will treat him real nice.

Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (LJUs+)

557 And last I heard they were only allocating $1.3b

But if we give you any more, there's a risk that it'll actually work!

Posted by: The Dems at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (jOEDM)

558 Here he is!

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (vBjuR)

559 fuck the deal, trump should reject on general principle it's probably a cuck sell out

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (9AcAx)

560 Trump up

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (Izzlo)

561 Trump on stage in El Paso...

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (cF8AT)

562 1.3b is where it all started. Which means the Dems gave nothing in the "negotiating"

Fucking gop pwned again.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 09:15 PM (lcEkv)

563 Troupes for the hair god!
Bronzer for the Orange Throne!

Posted by: Totally not Hillary at February 11, 2019 09:15 PM (al2Cf)

564 Shelby is one of those GOP Senators who has a knack for disappointing the hell out of me.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM


Hold my non-alcoholic beer.

Posted by: Willard Romney at February 11, 2019 09:15 PM (DMUuz)

565 Call me crazy, but I was never a fan of Cubans with beards.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM (ZxU8C)

Cruz is Canadian.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 08:45 PM (xPl2J)


Native Born Canadolian.
Which, iaw Won Kim Ark (189, is synonymous with being a Natural Born Citizen.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (1g7ch)

566 He is casually walking to the podium, clapping and acknowledging the crowd while the song finishes up.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (8iiMU)

567 540 I like Ted so no flames...but I remember watching his speech at the RNC and thinking, OK, NOW I get why people don't like him. Because he's coming off as a world-class dick right now.

But him and PDT have buried the hatchet, so it's all good.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 09:11 PM (talIc)

Imagine having to kiss up to the guy who intimated that your father was part of a murder plot. Not the easiest thing to do.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (2DOZq)

568 562>> Like the GOP would negotiate to win. Bwahahahahaha.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (/MDMB)

569 He left his sword in the limo, apparently.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (8iiMU)

570 Trump up

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM (Izzlo)




He should be in the God Emperor costume wielding a sword, because that would be awesome

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (SiINZ)

571 Cruz would have withered where Trump thrives.
Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:10 PM (UdKB7)

Cruz would have owed people. Donald didn't owe anybody.
Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (vBjuR)

-----------------------------

This is what got me interested in him. He was the only candidate this applied to in my lifetime.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (ffYR/)

572 >>> the Founders of this great nation never intended EVERYONE to have the vote.

Agreed, Don. We have twisted the original plans for the country in ways that would have the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.

But as an educated, tax paying, land owning woman, I am glad I have the vote

Ooooh I hear opera in the background!! Vincerooooo!!! Victoryyyyyyyy! They have played this song at his rallies before. Italian opera for a God Emperor.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (hvf9s)

573 551 Tina Turner is a Trump fan?
But she's black.
And Trump is literally Hitler and literally KKK.
This is all so weird.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM (lcEkv)

wut luv got 2 do wid it

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 09:16 PM (RZ6R1)

574 "El Paso" is Spanish for "The Paso."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (oVJmc)

575 Lemme guess the agreement is no wall and 25 new drones on the border, in exchange for 5 million illegals getting citizenship. In GOPe xircles that's a win.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker


The drones aren't funded until 2036, though. Still a good deal.

Posted by: Your GOP Betters at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (P1f+c)

576 @405 Pfffft. Some of us have been here since THE
BEGINNING. There have been multiple instances of nuts.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


I've come to think of it as "generations" here. I have fond, and maybe a few unfond , memories of Posters From The Past.


Of special meaning, though, are the couple of FNG's, over the years, who have bulled on in here announcing a bold new era , and in so many words invited me to step right off. No special reason given , I just didn't match their new style.


See, in this exciting new world we made for ourselves after we closed the taverns , that's a thing that can happen.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (8ZmvG)

577 nurse amy is a One.

No doubt.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 09:12 PM (8iiMU)

no doubt

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (bUjCl)

578 The new Dem push to (effectively) further reduce ICE's ability to (ultimately) deport felons I find somewhat stunning.


They're doubling down on a monthly basis on their insane illegal migration/security stances - apparently with no fear of any political risk.


Governor of NM has basically been saying "f**k off" to some of her own citizens, in border areas, who are being inundated with illegals. Publicly. Nearly in so many words (with acid sarcasm).


I know I know, Obama even being a senator much less a prez candidate much less winning much less being re-elected. The US is no longer a serious country and there is no bottom. Still, I'm agog at the situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (QDnY+)

579 I hope Trump passes out El Paso brand products to the new undocumented americans streaming across the border in front of his stage.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (1g7ch)

580 "Today we started a big beautiful wall along the Rio Grande! Right smack on it!"

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (cF8AT)

581 Not saying just because we think Cruz is hot we will vote for him! Just saying if he were to.drop in an ette meet up, we will treat him real nice.
Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 09:14 PM


Come sidewalk surfing with me!

Posted by: Beto at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (DMUuz)

582 LOL, on the press already.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (8iiMU)

583 Buying a car != voting for President
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:13 PM

There's a good reason why 35 is the minimum age to run for president. If a 25-year-old attractive woman ran, all she'd have to do is flash her tits and tens of millions of men would vote for her.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (zmIJL)

584
"El Paso" is Spanish for "The Paso."


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (oVJmc)


It means "An Antelope's Rectum" in German.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (0QYMt)

585 Switzerland seems like a nice place to live.

Love those Swiss chalets.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (NLLmE)

586 MAGA !

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (bUjCl)

587 565 Call me crazy, but I was never a fan of Cubans with beards.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 08:44 PM (ZxU8C)

Cruz is Canadian.

-------------

yeah but you see the term "latino" allows for europeans whose great grandparents (cough cough conquistadoras) were on the wrong side of the Treaty of Tordesillas to get in on some sweet victim goldrushing that the US government is keen on giving away.

So, even though he's probably a German Spaniard he's a victim class in america.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (9AcAx)

588 It would be awesome if El Paso was the house music afterwards.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (PUmDY)

589 Tina Turner has been married to a Swiss German fella for a long time and living there more than here.

Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (LJUs+)

590 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso? It doesn't seem politically important, and we're still 20 months out from Election Day.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs)

591 590 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso? It doesn't seem politically important, and we're still 20 months out from Election Day.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs

Because he can.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (vBjuR)

592 590 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso? It doesn't seem politically important, and we're still 20 months out from Election Day.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs)

Seriously?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (2DOZq)

593 el paso is spanish for the hole in the fence

Posted by: booknlass at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (xIKXj)

594 "I used to get great press, until I decided to run for office"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (8iiMU)

595 >>> Switzerland seems like a nice place to live.

VERY tough immigration laws. A lady who had lived there most of her life, Nancy Holten, was denied citizenship because she was saying that swiss cowbells were animal cruelty. Do NOT mess with the Swiss and their cows!!

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (hvf9s)

596 Brunette on far right is very cute.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)

597 'Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso? '

Everybody needs a hobby.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (UdKB7)

598 Ted Cruz will cycle back through as a solid Presidential candidate. He's still a fantastic choice for the job.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (pUDQf)

599 @543
Once you understand, I mean really understand, that the GOP is an illegitimate political party, all of their actions make sense.

Of course they're going to proffer a "deal" that is unacceptable to the White House.

It's what they do, it's who they are.
I would expect nothing less.

Posted by: John The Savage at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (Qvp9V)

600 This "USA USA USA" chant is so tawdry.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (xPl2J)

601 El Paso" is Spanish for "The Paso."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM


And "Rosa's Cantina" is Spanish for "Rosa's Cantina" in the South Texas town of El Paso.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (DMUuz)

602 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso?

He's sticking it up Betos ass, right in his back yard

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (7ZQe3)

603 "What's love got to do, got to do with it
What's love but a second hand emotion.."

She did so well for herself. After all the abuse found her way back. Great talent.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (bUjCl)

604 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso? It doesn't seem politically important, and we're still 20 months out from Election Day.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs)

--------------------------

It's right on the border, and he will be talking about border security a lot tonight.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (ffYR/)

605 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso? '


Yeah, why isn't he up on the Canadian border?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (zmIJL)

606 "I guess 93% of the stories are negative."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (8iiMU)

607 Trump speaks the truth about the negative press.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (I5LRE)

608 "We've had a great romance"

You woo that state, Trump! Woo her good!

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (hvf9s)

609 watched Hunter Killer
ok submarine thriller
there was maybe 2 seconds of a Hillary-like POTUS

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (BJlbN)

610 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso? It doesn't seem politically important, and we're still 20 months out from Election Day.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs

Let's see:
(1) it is a border town and we have some contention about our border.

(2) there are negotiations going on about border security.

(3) Beto is holding a rally there tonight.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (0QYMt)

611 Lemme guess the agreement is no wall and 25 new drones on the border, in exchange for 5 million illegals getting citizenship. In GOPe xircles that's a win.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker

The drones aren't funded until 2036, though. Still a good deal.
Posted by: Your GOP Betters at February 11, 2019 09:17 PM (P1f+c)

It's a compromise, but it'll do.

Posted by: The CoC at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (tVQUs)

612 Trump just cracks me up. He doesn't give a shit. Says it like it is.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (9L2du)

613 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso? It doesn't seem politically important, and we're still 20 months out from Election Day.
Posted by: Surfperch


First of all I think he loves rallies and gets 1000 energy points from them.

Second ....I have no idea why El Paso.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (NLLmE)

614 590 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso? It doesn't seem politically important, and we're still 20 months out from Election Day.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:20 PM (tVQUs)

Where should he have it?

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (cF8AT)

615 And "Rosa's Cantina" is Spanish for "Rosa's Cantina" in the South Texas town of El Paso.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 09:22 PM (DMUuz)
---------

And "South Texas" must be Spanish for "West Texas."

Posted by: bluebell at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (U5tDi)

616 I was thinking just yesterday that Cruz would be a great VP for 2020, if Pence is tired of the job or if PDT is tired of Pence.

Get him hooked up for 2024!

Posted by: BJM at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (hu22E)

617 *giggles*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (VaFXs)

618 Trump just cracks me up. He doesn't give a shit. Says it like it is.
Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (9L2du)

A billion Dollars and a deep love for America will do that to ya

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (Y+V3r)

619


Trump just cracks me up. He doesn't give a shit. Says it like it is.


That's my President right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (HaL55)

620 VERY tough immigration laws. A lady who had lived there most of her life, Nancy Holten, was denied citizenship because she was saying that swiss cowbells were animal cruelty. Do NOT mess with the Swiss and their cows!!
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (hvf9s)


It is my sad duty to inform you that she did eventually receive Swiss citizenship, despite being a known v*g*n and anti-cowbell agitator.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (t+qrx)

621 I think the hope is that those lefties red pilled by the SOTU can see this and he can give them his pitch directly. Always be closing. Always be selling the wall.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (hvf9s)

622 596
Brunette on far right is very cute.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)

She looks pretty young.
Thanks God Choo Choo Biden is elsewhere.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (8iiMU)

623 Do NOT mess with the Swiss and their cows!!
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM


Especially when their CFUs are metric.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (DMUuz)

624 I was thinking just yesterday that Cruz would be a great VP for 2020, if Pence is tired of the job or if PDT is tired of Pence.

Get him hooked up for 2024!
Posted by: BJM at February 11, 2019 09:24 PM (hu22E)

Are you trying to start an early flamewar ?

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (bUjCl)

625 He's sticking it up Betos ass, right in his back yard
Posted by: Pete Seria



That works.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (NLLmE)

626 At these rallies he can let it all hang out instead of that stuff like that boring SOTU.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (UdKB7)

627 "69,000 people signed up to be here. The arena holds 8k...they got in about 10k. Thank you fire dept.!"

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (cF8AT)

628 Trump looks good.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (bUjCl)

629 Dangit, Hogmartin, I'm sad about the update! I loved the idea that you could be denied citizenship for being an annoying lib.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (hvf9s)

630 Here it comes Beto, good and hard

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (7ZQe3)

631 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso? It doesn't seem politically important, and we're still 20 months out from Election Day.
Posted by: Surfperch


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y66mrxu6

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (whUgy)

632 raggin' on Beano

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (Izzlo)

633 613 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso? It doesn't seem politically important, and we're still 20 months out from Election Day.
Posted by: Surfperch

First of all I think he loves rallies and gets 1000 energy points from them.

Second ....I have no idea why El Paso.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM (NLLmE)

The main issue today is the funding of the Wall. El Paso one of the larger cities is on the border and a flash point for border security . Seems like an appropriate venue.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (2DOZq)

634 "We have 10k and he (Beto) has 2 maybe 3 hundred. Might be the end of his presidential aspirations."

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (cF8AT)

635 He seems to love campaigning.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (9L2du)

636 Well its Beta O'Rawk!, now if it had been Cory 'Spartacus T-Bone' Booker...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (VaFXs)

637 Why is Trump having a rally in El Paso?

Because he has the Republican Party on his side.

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (Zo1XC)

638 Come on, stand up Greg.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (I5LRE)

639 Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys.

Off to my left ride a dozen or more,

Shouting and shooting. I can't let them catch me.

I have to make it to Rosa's back door.

But something is terribly wrong for I feelA deep burning pain in my si-i-i-i-i-de.

Though I am trying to stay in the saddle,

I'm getting weary, unable to ride.

Posted by: BJM at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (hu22E)

640 Beto only got 200-300 people to show up at his rally?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (zmIJL)

641 629 Dangit, Hogmartin, I'm sad about the update! I loved the idea that you could be denied citizenship for being an annoying lib.
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:26 PM (hvf9s)


Spartacus Booker wants to deny people based on their religion. Why can't we deny people based on politics?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (pUDQf)

642 And in the past El Paso had a serial killer who came over the border from Mexico to kill.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (VaFXs)

643 There's a good reason why 35 is the minimum age to run for president. If a 25-year-old attractive woman ran, all she'd have to do is flash her tits and tens of millions of men would vote for her.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM (zmIJL)


No. The psychology does not work the way it does for women. Men want to protect women, and yet the President's job is to protect the people. For a man to vote for an attractive woman to protect him is a big stretch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (kfdLC)

644 Stand up Greg!

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (xPl2J)

645 69,000 people signed up to be here. The arena holds 8k...they got in about 10k. Thank you fire dept.!"
Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:25 PM (cF8AT)

Wait until the Fire Marshall finds out. He'll shut the show down.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (1g7ch)

646 Hannity (I know, I know...) Seemed pretty sure PDTS was gonna declare a national emergency tonight or tomorrow. It wouldn't surprise me if the talk of a deal was just posturing by the GOP. Those fucksticks really don't want a wall.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (/MDMB)

647 In "For A Few Dollars More" Indio's gang robbed the Bank of El Paso.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM (xPl2J)

648 Beto only got 200-300 people to show up at his rally?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (zmIJL)



The MFM: Not after we add a few zeros to the end of those numbers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (SiINZ)

649 640
Beto only got 200-300 people to show up at his rally?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (zmIJL)


Apparently. Trump Jr cracked that it was fifty, then said, "Actually, it's about 200, I think. Lest I be accused of estimated downwards."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (8iiMU)

650 Come on, stand up Greg.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (I5LRE)
************
HAHA.
I almost typed the same thing, but wasn't sure if everyone would get it.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (hECVl)

651 And "South Texas" must be Spanish for "West Texas."
Posted by: bluebell at February 11, 2019 09:23 PM


I appreciate y'all humming my song.

Posted by: zombie Marty Robbins at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (DMUuz)

652

Fox News: Deal to avoid shutdown includes $1.37 billion for physical barriers. Also just over 40,000 beds for ICE


-----

I say no to that. We're gonna need as many beds as we can get when those Caravans swell to numbers reached during Germany's refugee flood.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (Xqo6t)

653 Anyone have a link to a Livestream? The one on C-SPAN's website won't work for me.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (tVQUs)

654 almost typed the same thing, but wasn't sure if everyone would get it.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (hECVl)

We are conservatives..we read. We know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (Y+V3r)

655 648 Beto only got 200-300 people to show up at his rally?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:27 PM (zmIJL)



The MFM: Not after we add a few zeros to the end of those numbers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 09:29 PM (SiINZ)

I think they did.

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (Izzlo)

656 Is Abbott there?

Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (kufk0)

657 652




Fox News: Deal to avoid shutdown includes $1.37 billion for physical barriers. Also just over 40,000 beds for ICE


Fuck that with a pineapple sideways.
Instantly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (8iiMU)

658 @Surfperch, on youtube

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (bUjCl)

659 Trump has already come out hammering the Democrats on demanding a limit on how many illegals ICE can hold.

But please Democrats keep hugging that Immigration for All baby tight and smother it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (VaFXs)

660 The border wall is gonna cost a lot more than 1.4
Billion. Even 5 billion isn't going to get it done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (pUDQf)

661 RSBN link to rally:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmqy5_8kzg

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (hvf9s)

662 Fox News: Deal to avoid shutdown includes $1.37 billion for physical barriers. Also just over 40,000 beds for ICE

Shitty deal. As expected. Fuckin RINOs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (Y+V3r)

663 Fox News: Deal to avoid shutdown includes $1.37 billion for physical barriers. Also just over 40,000 beds for ICE


Beds? Is that what they are calling trebuchets now?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (1g7ch)

664 Where is Texas Land Commissioner George P Bush?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (xPl2J)

665 What happened?

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (Izzlo)

666 Manufacturing is dead. lol.

Someone getting ejected.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (9L2du)

667 I love it when he gets hecklers. Haha.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (PUmDY)

668 587----yeah but you see the term "latino" allows for europeans whose great grandparents (cough cough conquistadoras) were on the wrong side of the Treaty of Tordesillas to get in on some sweet victim goldrushing that the US government is keen on giving away.....

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 11, 2019 09:19 PM (9AcAx)
------------------------------------
Nope. Brazilians are considered "Latino" or Latin American. So it doesn't matter which side of the Tordesillas line you come from.

Now, I think a blue-eyed blonde from Spain may be an Oppressed Victim while a Portuguese from Portugal is not. Nor is an Italian, whether from the Tyrol or from Sicily, even though they are the original Latins.

These are great mysteries that only a PhD in Oppression Studies can explain to us.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (Rxduq)

669 That's my President right there.
Yep.
Lately it seems like every darn day I'm forced to say that over something or other. Grows on you, after a while.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (8ZmvG)

670 Another one getting the boot?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:32 PM (8iiMU)

671 Lefty lunatics got In

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (Y+V3r)

672 40,000 beds is absurd. They can sleep on the ground. In Mexico.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (UdKB7)

673 I am guessing that "physical barriers" is a dem euphemism for chain link fences that can be hopped over in a matter of seconds?

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (hvf9s)

674 1.3 billion is less than the cold hard cash we flew in secret to give to Iran .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (2DOZq)

675 @Surfperch, on youtube
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (bUjCl)

Thanks, I'll see if it works.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (tVQUs)

676 Always concern about the people.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (I5LRE)

677 Several hecklers disrupting the rally.

Who goes to a Trump rally in TEXAS to disrupt it? I mean, really?

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (cF8AT)

678 Love the lady with the Packers shirt

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (7ZQe3)

679 The term "Latin America" was an invention of the French Foreign Office.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (8ZmvG)

680
What are "beds" for ICE?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (BPK9o)

681 675 @Surfperch, on youtube
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:31 PM (bUjCl)

Thanks, I'll see if it works.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (tVQUs)

Hay bails, actually. Stacked three high so no one can jump them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (pUDQf)

682 Hecklers, Austin maybe ?

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (bUjCl)

683 Seriously, we could easily see Caravans crossing in numbers over 20k at a time if things continue to trend as they are. And they will, absent a fix to asylum loop holes and catch and release.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (Xqo6t)

684 If a 25-year-old attractive woman ran, all she'd have to do is flash her tits and tens of millions of men would vote for her.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:18 PM


Maybe out there, but not here. 'Rons are way more serious than that.

9 out of 10 would have to see and study them first, before coming to a conclusion of such import.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (DMUuz)

685 What are "beds" for ICE?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 09:34 PM (BPK9o)

Detention beds for identified criminals.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (cF8AT)

686 Illegal immigration only helps democrats and mega corporations subsidize their labor force with govt welfare.

The left is on the same side of the issue as big corporations.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (jXrK7)

687 Are French Canadians Latin Americans? French is a Latin-based language.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (xPl2J)

688 678
Love the lady with the Packers shirt

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (7ZQe3)


LOL. Yeah, that's what I thought.
It's some sort of cartoon, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (8iiMU)

689 Another argument against the 19th Amendment. If a beard affects your vote for President, you shouldn't be voting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:02 PM


....
If a woman in a bikini can talk men into buying a particular brand
of car, they're not exactly immune to irrelevancies influencing their
behavior.

Tulsi Gabbard's bikini picture was hot.
But a hot woman in a bikini makes me want to fuck her. Not vote for her.
Women are so weird.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (LL1Be)

690 Beto sent half his crowd to heckle Trump.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (2DOZq)

691 Beds is an indicator of how many scumbags ICE can arrest
And hold

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (Y+V3r)

692 Hecklers, Austin maybe ?
Posted by: runner
-----
Uh, that's like 8 hours drive from here, I doubt it.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (kufk0)

693 Is Abbott there?

Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (kufk0)
************
Yep. Greeted Trump when he was coming off Airforce One.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (hECVl)

694 Southsayer, I saw the President today with Sheriffs and they were discussing that the Democrats want a cap on how many criminals ICE can detain at one time.

Posted by: booknlass at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (xIKXj)

695 I didn't vote for Sarah Palin's bewbs.


It was those legs.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (NLLmE)

696 Is Abbott there?

Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 09:30 PM (kufk0)



Did he bring Costello?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (SiINZ)

697 Uh, that's like 8 hours drive from here, I doubt it.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 11, 2019 09:35 PM (kufk0)

I see...local talent, then.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (bUjCl)

698 Beto sent half his crowd to heckle Trump.

So four hecklers?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (VaFXs)

699 We're bubblin' crude around here.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (I5LRE)

700 Slowly he turned.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 11, 2019 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

701 698
Beto sent half his crowd to heckle Trump.

So four hecklers?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:36 PM (VaFXs)

Three.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:37 PM (8iiMU)

702 Geez...another heckler. This will take until midnight.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:37 PM (cF8AT)

703 Im sorry I couldnt make it to support Trump but Im thrilled he pummeled the Irish idiot Beta ORourke in turn out. And in betas backyard too

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 09:37 PM (XROPS)

704 I wonder what the DNC pays for heckling these days.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (pUDQf)

705 More hecklers? He knows how to deal with them. Back home to mommy? Heh

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (7ZQe3)

706 I think PDT reads this. Log

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (Y+V3r)

707 LOL.

"Where do these people come from?"
"They go back home to Mommy. They get punished when they get home."
LMFAO

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (8iiMU)

708 PDT looks good

Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (jm1YL)

709 "Where do these people come from...where do they come from? *makes crazy sign with his fingers* They go back home to mommy...they get punished when they get home."

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (cF8AT)

710 "Where do these people come from?"
"Go back home to mommy."

Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (LL1Be)

711 hahahahahaha. Fingers circling the ears for crazy 3rd heckler.

Posted by: Infidel at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (9L2du)

712 $1.37 billion for physical barriers

That's what the government spends every two-and-three-quarters hours. (4.407 trillion per year)

Schadenboner status: notably floppy.

Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (P1f+c)

713 I wonder what the DNC pays for heckling these days.

Bus fare and an EBT card.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (VaFXs)

714 Love the lady with the Packers shirt
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM
~~~~~

Woot! Go Pack Go!

(Well, hopefully next year.)

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (NtglE)

715 I wonder what the DNC pays for heckling these days.




Frozen chicken and all the peas you can carry.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (bUjCl)

716 Frozen peas.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (bUjCl)

717 More specifics on deal params...

"
The agreement reached tonight would include:

-$1.375b for border barriers (55 new miles of bollard fencing)
-Dems drop call for new cap on ICE beds for detentions in interior
-Overall cap on detention beds drops from 49,057 to 40,520

"

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (Xqo6t)

718 713 I wonder what the DNC pays for heckling these days.

Bus fare and an EBT card.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (VaFXs)

50% off card to Mike's Medical Marijuana?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (pUDQf)

719 Love Right to Try. Give people a chance, even a slime one, seriously.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (hvf9s)

720 Dazi = duties = taxes

Posted by: Regular joe at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (7PllL)

721 Gavin Newsome pulled all national guard from the California border claiming the crisis is manufactured

I guess thats true- manufactured by the cartels, human smugglers, coyotes and illegals

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (XROPS)

722 If Trump were Hitler they wouldn't feel so confident about crashing the rally.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (2DOZq)

723 Packers! Woo!

Posted by: MST3K Running Jokes at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (Izzlo)

724 slim not slime

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (hvf9s)

725 Lefties are getting ever more desperate.

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (vBjuR)

726 -$1.375b for border barriers (55 new miles of bollard fencing)

lolno

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (NLLmE)

727 -Overall cap on detention beds drops from 49,057 to 40,520


Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (Xqo6t)

So over 9,000 criminals will be released....great. Send them all to DC.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (cF8AT)

728 The agreement reached tonight would include:



-$1.375b for border barriers (55 new miles of bollard fencing)

-Dems drop call for new cap on ICE beds for detentions in interior

-Overall cap on detention beds drops from 49,057 to 40,520



"

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (Xqo6t)

That's a slap in the face, right there.
Shutdown #2 coming, and the wall will be built anyway.
Fourth heckler.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (8iiMU)

729

Lately it seems like every darn day I'm forced to say that over something or other. Grows on you, after a while.

I supported Cruz first, too. By the time we had our primary down here, there'd been several disruptions at the Trump rallies and then it was discovered that Robert Creamer (aka Mr. Prog Representative Jan Shackowsky) was hiring the Pantifa pussies to start trouble at them. Naturally, nothing happened to Creamer because TFG corruption.

Anyway, Cruz mentioned something about Trump causing the disruptions after that news came out and I became a Trump supporter that day. Ted, dude, if you can't keep up with the news, you're not going to make a good president.

That plus the fact that everybody that hated DJ Trump also hated me. That sealed the deal.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (HaL55)

730 So they only got 1.37 billion and fewer ICE beds? Who is negotiating this bullshit?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 11, 2019 09:40 PM (xPl2J)

731 "Is there any place more fun to be than a Trump rally?"


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (8iiMU)

732 Fun with Trump!

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (7ZQe3)

733 "Is there any place more fun to be than a Trump rally?"

Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (LL1Be)

734 Nothing upsets him. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (jm1YL)

735 Hecklers at a Trump rally in Texas...lol...

Posted by: IC at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (LJUs+)

736 Just got off work - whada miss?

Can someone summarize over 720 posts for me?

Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (32YRo)

737 Who agreeded to this agreement? Are they really that stupid? Why am I asking this question?

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (UdKB7)

738 Next illegal to run over someone drunk or rape and kill a woman can be laid right at Newsome's feet. If the California GOP had one hair on their balls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (pUDQf)

739 From what I'm seeing, Beta O'Cuck maxed out at 300.


Trump sold out the venue, and had 10x that number who wanted to get tickets, but couldn't.

O'Cuck can't even pull a decent crowd in his home state.

Yeah, he's toast.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (0OWcv)

740 I wonder what the DNC pays for heckling these days.

Bus fare and an EBT card.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:38 PM (VaFXs)



EBT?

I'd just drop them off at the plasma center after the show.
"Sorry guys, you'll have wait here until they open at 8:00 tomorrow morning."

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (1g7ch)

741 People singing "Hey Hey Hey Goodbye" while hecklers are escorted out, and he says "Is there anything more fun than a Trump rally?" The guy has a gift.

Posted by: vivi at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (11H2y)

742 No. The psychology does not work the way it does for women. Men want to protect women, and yet the President's job is to protect the people. For a man to vote for an attractive woman to protect him is a big stretch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 09:28 PM

Men choose presidents primarily on whether he's a daddy figure who will protect them...that's a new one for me.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (zmIJL)

743 736
Just got off work - whada miss?



Can someone summarize over 720 posts for me?

Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2019 09:41 PM (32YRo)

Congress came up with a shit deal.Trump having fun, calling it like it is.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (8iiMU)

744 How to make the hecklers really spazz out...


Trump with a big grin tells a Secret Service agent, "arrest that heckler!"

*pause*

Trump, "Psyche!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (VaFXs)

745 Nood ONT

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (vBjuR)

746 The agreement reached tonight would include:

-$1.375b for border barriers (55 new miles of bollard fencing)
-Dems drop call for new cap on ICE beds for detentions in interior
-Overall cap on detention beds drops from 49,057 to 40,520

"
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:39 PM (Xqo6t)

-------

Maybe they could just by those bicycle racks.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (I5LRE)

747 Just don't let guys with soy boy glasses & women with blue hair into the building. No hecklers that way.

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (Izzlo)

748 745 Nood ONT

Posted by: ALH at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (vBjuR)

Do we stay here for rally commentary? I don't know what to do!

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:43 PM (cF8AT)

749 Trump wasn't going to get $5bn through negotiations -- that was his opening offer, he always would take less.

Any concession by Dems for any money for a "physical barrier" (or anything Trump can claim as a wall) is poison to their leftist base. That's why a bunch of no-names are doing the kabuki-theater "negotiations." (Let's be real the negotiations are between Chuckie, Nancy, McConnell (maybe) and Trump; the "negotiation team" is a group of patsy's who are going to take the heat from the base of both sides for a terrible "deal").
$1.3bn is a little low -- but if it can be used for the wall, its incremental progress in the right direction for a change. (Not sure about the "beds" number).

Posted by: Revenant at February 11, 2019 09:43 PM (bD2Jh)

750 I am staying here..unless everyone leaves

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:43 PM (bUjCl)

751 I'll stay runner.

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:44 PM (cF8AT)

752 Haha. Just saw on Twitter...Beto was trying to speak and Trump rally music was audible from a quarter mile away.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 11, 2019 09:45 PM (NtglE)

753 749 Trump wasn't going to get $5bn through negotiations -- that was his opening offer, he always would take less.

Any concession by Dems for any money for a "physical barrier" (or anything Trump can claim as a wall) is poison to their leftist base. That's why a bunch of no-names are doing the kabuki-theater "negotiations." (Let's be real the negotiations are between Chuckie, Nancy, McConnell (maybe) and Trump; the "negotiation team" is a group of patsy's who are going to take the heat from the base of both sides for a terrible "deal").
$1.3bn is a little low -- but if it can be used for the wall, its incremental progress in the right direction for a change. (Not sure about the "beds" number).
Posted by: Revenant at February 11, 2019 09:43 PM (bD2Jh)

No the 5 billion was a compromise already as the fence / wall Trump wanted was estimated between 12 and 15 billion completed.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:45 PM (2DOZq)

754 All right, Tami.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:45 PM (bUjCl)

755 >>> Switzerland seems like a nice place to live.

VERY tough immigration laws. A lady who had lived there most of her life, Nancy Holten, was denied citizenship because she was saying that swiss cowbells were animal cruelty. Do NOT mess with the Swiss and their cows!!
Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:21 PM (hvf9s)


That doesn't make sense. Switzerland is very down with it when it comes to leftists shit like elevating non-human life forms to a place equal to or above humans. A few years ago they passed a plants' rights bill that said that plants must be treated with dignity, so it'd be surprising if they'd oppose shifting the Overton window to stop people from demeaning cows.

Similar to how PETA is opposing the new Toy Story movie because Bo Peep has a shepherd's crook which is used to oppress and humiliate sheep.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 11, 2019 09:46 PM (/qEW2)

756 Hillary has been awfully quiet lately.

Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2019 09:46 PM (jm1YL)

757 The economy is incredible.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:47 PM (bUjCl)

758 "Overall cap on detention beds drops from 49,057 to 40,520





Posted by: Serious Cat"

OK, as long as we get to drop the overflow into the ocean outside our 12 mile territorial limit. Or catapult back into Mexico.

Posted by: Ripley at February 11, 2019 09:47 PM (NbRJx)

759 Congress came up with a shit deal.Trump having fun, calling it like it is.

Posted by: Deplorable

Ahh - then life hasn't changed...thanks!

Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2019 09:47 PM (32YRo)

760 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 09:42 PM (zmIJL)

-------

Well, whatever the reason, I can tell you that a hundred sets of the finest titties to ever grace G-d's green earth couldn't convince me to vote for someone, and I think a majority of guys are the same.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 09:47 PM (It5Ks)

761 Look at the crowd OUTSIDE the Trump rally...


http://tinyurl.com/y487wmyn

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:48 PM (cF8AT)

762 For the Emperor!

Posted by: Josh at February 11, 2019 09:49 PM (yCZVl)

763 No the 5 billion was a compromise already as the fence / wall Trump wanted was estimated between 12 and 15 billion completed.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:45 PM (2DOZq)
--I don't think Trump would have put his bottom line offer on the table at the start of negotiations. My gut says that Trump was angling for $2.5bn (with any more being a bonus).We'll see what happens with this trial balloon.

Posted by: Revenant at February 11, 2019 09:50 PM (bD2Jh)

764 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 09:47 PM (It5Ks)

I'd vote for Jeanne Kirkpatrick before Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 09:52 PM (2DOZq)

765 Obviously some of you need a fast immersion in Warhammer 40,000 background fluff.

Link in nic to.a fan wiki.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at February 11, 2019 09:54 PM (x0jsg)

766 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 11, 2019 08:30 PM (MTjB1)

You *can* get a Trump-based desk figure. I just saw today that the creators of My Hero Magadamia (Trump-based manga spoof) are offering a chibi (cute) Wall-Might (Trump) figure for sale. Besides MHM they also have a Trump's Space Force that looks hilarious.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 11, 2019 09:54 PM (uquGJ)

767 "They (libs) are coming for your money and they are coming for your freedom"

I want Crowder to do a "change my mind" with that as the topic, lol.

Posted by: LizLem at February 11, 2019 09:55 PM (hvf9s)

768 Would be interesting to see real numbers on detentions, expulsion and so on. And they are done with that BS lottery visas or green-cards or whatever that graft program was.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 09:55 PM (bUjCl)

769 @730
Basically their is only one actor who is negotiating in good faith and that's Trump.
The GOP is doing it's usual, kicking the dirt, this is the best we can do, you pesky Hobbits have your expectations set to damn high!!!!! Fandango.

The GOP is an illegitimate political party.

Posted by: John The Savage at February 11, 2019 09:56 PM (Qvp9V)

770 "They say that progress is being made with this committee....just so you know, we're building the wall."

Posted by: Tami at February 11, 2019 09:56 PM (cF8AT)

771 Why don't the people in the rally crowd let Trump know the details? I'm sure they have cell phone reception and are getting the details.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 11, 2019 09:58 PM (Xqo6t)

772 I trust his judgment, but I was hoping he'd say something like "any bill that doesn't contain x, y, and z will be categorically denied."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 10:01 PM (It5Ks)

773 The GOP is an illegitimate political party.

And a highly effective graft machine.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 10:02 PM (LL1Be)

774 I trust his judgment, but I was hoping he'd say something like "any bill that doesn't contain x, y, and z will be categorically denied."





Well, there is no need to paint oneself into a corner , I think.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 10:03 PM (bUjCl)

775 All right, good night everybody. Keep America Great !

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 10:04 PM (bUjCl)

776 Anybody got a link to a good still photo of the God-Emperor float? Not a link to twatter or youtube? My browser is crippled, and I cannot view those sites properly, or at all in some cases.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 10:11 PM (nPGq2)

777 40,000 beds is absurd. They can sleep on the ground. In Mexico.

Posted by: freaked at February 11, 2019 09:33 PM (UdKB7)

The price of 40,000 beds would buy a lot of backhoe fuel. For digging graves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2019 10:17 PM (nPGq2)

778 All this talk of german shepherds at the speech is making me hungry!!

Posted by: Obama at February 11, 2019 10:20 PM (hvf9s)

779 What happened to Cruz ? He looks like Mephistopheles.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2019 08:33 PM (bUjCl)

He is looking good.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 11, 2019 10:25 PM (imSgd)

780 I decline to be lectured on "intellectuals and philosophers" by people who think socialism is the greatest thing ever.

Posted by: MW at February 11, 2019 10:55 PM (hNTtn)

781 Ace: My hiney-retentive English major (who has read most of Warhammer 40k and the Horus Heresy sequel) is killling me -- there was only one God Emperor (for nearly the 40,000 years) - not "a God Emperor" but "the God-Emperor." And to those who haven't read, the Horus referred in some posts here was a warlord that nearly deposed the God-Emperor, the villain of the Horus Heresy series of books (and game, I presume).

Posted by: GTButler at February 12, 2019 01:41 AM (hg9NH)

782 In case you missed it: check out the Carnevale Viareggio's giant float of the JEF, in 2011. Dressed like the end man in a minstrel show, preceded by a platoon of clowns in rainbow wigs, and with a man dressed as Bin Laden with an AK-47 in his top hat, alongside a Gay Power rainbow flag.

I sheet you not. It is a marvel to behold.

Posted by: Beverly at February 12, 2019 03:23 AM (P2xYI)

783 they both have a golden toilet

Posted by: dw at February 12, 2019 11:32 AM (stPAM)

784 "I'm not, but that gets me into the group that's occupying Poland, except I'm not in the army, I'm a citizen and I'm not picking up a pitchfork."
-Adam Carolla

What Adam Carolla is too stupid to realize is that if he doesn't pick up the pitch fork then they will and they'll use it against him. He gets them or they get him, there is no third way, there is no live and let live.

Posted by: DFCtomm at February 14, 2019 06:10 PM (50gG9)

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Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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