Governor Ralph Northam: Virginians Are Going to Have To Work Very Hard to Make Amends For That Thing I Did That I'm Claiming I Didn't Do At All

He's staying on as governor because Virginia, he says, needs a "healer," and what better healer that a guy who can supernaturally transfer his own corruption into the bodies and minds of others?


In the Post interview, Northam spoke as if the citizens of his state had done something terrible, and needed to make amends:


"It's obvious from what happened this week that we still have a lot of work to do. There are still some very deep wounds in Virginia, and especially in the area of equity," he said. "There are ongoing inequities to access to things like education, health care, mortgages, capital, entre­pre­neur­ship. And so this has been a real, I think, an awakening for Virginia. It has really raised the level of awareness for racial issues in Virginia. And so we're ready to learn from our mistakes."

What’s this "we" stuff?

Seriously -- what the fucking fuck?

Northam added that he would take action to ensure that others would not be as insensitive as he had been: "First of all what I plan to do... is to make sure that we have sensitivity training -- in our Cabinet, in our agencies. I also plan to reach out to our colleges and universities and talk about sensitivity training. Even into the K through 12 age range, that's very important."

Governor, Virginia's kindergarteners are not the problem. You are.

Is this a joke?

You know, after the news of Monica Lewinsky broke, at least Bill Clinton never told me, "You know, we've all gotten a little sloppy about where we're putting our dicks lately, and so we're all gonna have to buckle down and meet twice a week with Jesse Jackson until the nation can trust ourselves again."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:14 PM




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1 had my chance

Posted by: jc at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (PuMKG)

2

I'm glad he's not apologizing for what we did to him

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (z8c2c)

3 This guy is good.

Making his own rules for everyone else to live by....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (Z+IKu)

4 This guy is buying shit shovels in bulk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (dsz+/)

5 Guy's a winner. No one is talking about infanticide.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 07:11 PM (fuK7c)

6 The hard work comes in tar and feathering.

Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 07:12 PM (Rhive)

7 Translation: Lots of taxpayer money reparations will be shoveled to persons of color.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:12 PM (zmIJL)

8 Northam is slightly insane, and doesn't get that he's the problem/

Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:12 PM (3KcdH)

9 "First of all what I plan to do... is to make sure that we have sensitivity training -- in our Cabinet, in our agencies.
I also plan to reach out to our colleges and universities and talk
about sensitivity training. Even into the K through 12 age range, that's
very important."


And if that doesn't work, well, there are the reeducation camps. They'll be nice, though. We'll keep the negroes away from the whites.

---- Enlightened Coonman

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

10 Isn't this the story of libs everywhere?

Posted by: MAGA at February 12, 2019 07:13 PM (I5LRE)

11 Probably the most arrogant governor that I have seen recently.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2019 07:13 PM (FTlwv)

12 I'm sorry, Ralph. I have failed you. Also, blow me.

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

13 We got a whole lotta we

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:13 PM (UdKB7)

14 Best part is, we get an advance look at the Dems playbook

Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 07:13 PM (Rhive)

15 Get the Corgis

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 07:13 PM (/rm4P)

16 Willowed:

President Trump expresses unhappiness over proposed border "compromise":

https://tinyurl.com/y36zbso7

Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 07:14 PM (tVQUs)

17 The next time one moron leaves open a formatting tag or blows the margins, we - the entire Horde - need to go to the Barrel until we've learned from our mistakes.

Posted by: Hands Northam at February 12, 2019 07:14 PM (786Ro)

18 5
Guy's a winner. No one is talking about infanticide
=============

What's similar to the two clusterfuccks is the pathalogically calm, third-person way he talked about both things.

Seriously, Northam is a serial killer in the making.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:14 PM (3KcdH)

19 The left has always been adept at changing the language the focus of events.

You know those people who when you're arguing with them will somehow change the topic you're arguing about so that now they win?

And you're left wondering how that happened.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 07:14 PM (WG0xd)

20 As a Fed, I know more than a little about sensitivity training. Utter waste of time, at best. Lying indoctrination usually.

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2019 07:14 PM (T6t7i)

21 Well it is the Leftist view everyone else causes your fk ups

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 07:14 PM (/rm4P)

22 yes, those children better get sensitivity training to get over that KKK genetics, or the good gov might just extend the abortion age to five or six years old. As Gosnell laughed ... I could have walked that one to school.


Northam is showing signs of stress ... he needs a mental health day ... or a mental health retirement.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2019 07:14 PM (Cus5s)

23 This could all just be a setup by the Sensitivity Training Industry Complex.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:15 PM (UdKB7)

24 What do you mean "we", white man?

Posted by: PokaHonkey at February 12, 2019 07:15 PM (T6t7i)

25 People like him are why people like me buy guns.

He has absolutely no idea that he's the problem, but it's instead filled with the kind of righteous confidence that can justify slaughtering babies.

Or you and me.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 12, 2019 07:15 PM (vcatx)

26 Seriously, Northam is a serial killer in the making.

I think his profession already had him killing babies.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:15 PM (lD3vL)

27 Isn't this, really, the story of every Democrat?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

28 Industrial I mean

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:15 PM (UdKB7)

29 "from what happened this week". Nice use of passive voice, and deflecting from what he did years ago, not this week.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 07:15 PM (xxAFD)

30 This is one of the most bizarre political statements I've ever heard.

I dress up in black face and you have to go to sensitivity training.

This is beyond The Onion.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 07:15 PM (2DOZq)

31 Seriously, Northam is a serial killer in the making.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:14 PM (3KcdH)

We already knew he was a killer. That was the first thing he cheerfully discussed before the blackface shit came out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 07:16 PM (dsz+/)

32

He's using the royal "We"

Posted by: imp at February 12, 2019 07:16 PM (w+Z9D)

33 Sloppy Diks are a feature, not a bug

Posted by: Tater Powerbottom at February 12, 2019 07:16 PM (FTPVM)

34 Isn't this, really, the story of every Democrat?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



It's all so clear to me now.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 07:16 PM (NLLmE)

35 What's this "we" stuff?

Projection. The lefties just can't help themselves. It's a way to evade taking responsibility for their own actions.

Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2019 07:16 PM (sdi6R)

36 Isn't that a narcissist? They never admit fault and will shift it on anyone else. They're never wrong.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 07:16 PM (WG0xd)

37 Isn't this the way it always works? When a Dem screws up, why it's just one person. When a Rep scres up, all Republicans are at fault. He's just applying that rule to Virginians.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 12, 2019 07:16 PM (JKNZq)

38 Remember this guy is a doctor. I think someone should look through the time line for sudden unexplained deaths among his patients.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2019 07:17 PM (4ErVI)

39
We'll sensitivity-train to the last non-bigot who's just minding their own business!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 07:17 PM (13CQC)

40 How many voters in Virginia are buying into this bs?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:17 PM (zmIJL)

41 Still no mention of killing infants

Posted by: Golfman at February 12, 2019 07:17 PM (OE84+)

42
"Frosting brownies" is gay slang for ejaculating during anal sex in a full colon.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (c+2jX)


O_O

The things you learn on this Smart Military Blog.....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (thought leader) at February 12, 2019 07:17 PM (u95+k)

43 It's all about Who is to be Master.

Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at February 12, 2019 07:17 PM (MI74Q)

44 "You f****d up. You trusted me."

Posted by: rc at February 12, 2019 07:17 PM (giWZY)

45 Actually, if you think about it -- Northam is entirely representative of the Dem party -- We've heard them say it all the time, and it is always some dressed up language that hides stuff like:

"I do charity, therefore I'm good. I get the money to do the charity by putting a gun named 'taxes' to your head and threatening to throw you in jail unless you allow me to do charity with your tax money. Also, I don't actually do the charity, I have a bureaucrat do that, and I pay the bureaucrat with the money I took from you."

"I'm for letting anyone move to America -- as long as they live in your neighborhood. I'm building a big-ass wall around my own house."

Etc., Etc., Etc.

Posted by: jc at February 12, 2019 07:17 PM (PuMKG)

46 And he'll get away with it, too!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 07:18 PM (aKsyK)

47 This guy ain't right in the head. Sucks to live in Virginia.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 12, 2019 07:18 PM (lwiT4)

48 Many years ago as an irresponsible young man I did something terrible. All young men do terrible things, and should apologize for them. I have noted that none of you have apologized for what you have done. I am very disappointed in all of you people. Therefore, we shall have a series of ritual flagellations to punish you for the things that you have done and following that workshops and team building exercises so that you never do this again and embarrass me in this fashion. You should be happy you are getting off this easy considering those bad things you did.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 12, 2019 07:18 PM (MzD6Y)

49 "I also plan to reach out to our colleges and universities and talk about sensitivity training. Even into the K through 12 age range, that's very important."


Oh yes, the K through 12 range. Get to them as young as possible. Any troublemakers? Just make them comfortable, etc etc.

Posted by: Hands North at February 12, 2019 07:18 PM (786Ro)

50 As a Fed, I know more than a little about sensitivity training. Utter waste of time, at best. Lying indoctrination usually.

Any correlation to the RIFing of so many SJWs from the Enemedia?

Yet another government SJW Full Employment Act for those who have advanced degrees in "___ studies"?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:18 PM (lD3vL)

51 399
Isabella is more beautiful and photogenic than Ingrid.

Posted by: ruuner at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (bUjCl)

Gentlemen, gentlemen! They are both Ones, why the unnecessary quibbling?
Eyes on the prize, people.

Eyes on the prize.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 12, 2019 07:18 PM (8iiMU)

52 Even Florida is going "WTF??"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 07:18 PM (ptqGC)

53 It's like that "We are the ones we have been waiting for" shit. There ain't no "we" to it.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:18 PM (UdKB7)

54 Sloppy Diks are a feature, not a bug
Posted by: Tater Powerbottom at February 12, 2019 07:16 PM (FTPVM)

Moor great adventures in socking.

Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 07:18 PM (Rhive)

55 O god! Frosted brownies sound soooo good right now!

Posted by: Tater Powerbottom at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM (FTPVM)

56 And Virginia has an election this year.

Posted by: Miklos, political scientologist at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM (zCyNd)

57
Imagine this with any real crime.

Guy murders his wife. Cries on camera, apologizes, declares it a horrific act indeed and insensitive to all women. Forces kindergartners to examine their consciences and consider whether they, too, want to murder someone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM (13CQC)

58 Your beatings will continue until I improve.
-- Ralph "Bligh" Northam

Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM (786Ro)

59 18 5
Guy's a winner. No one is talking about infanticide
=============

What's similar to the two clusterfuccks is the pathalogically calm, third-person way he talked about both things.

Seriously, Northam is a serial killer in the making.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:14 PM (3KcdH)

Serial killers & politicians have very similar mentalities.

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM (Izzlo)

60 SSDD. Guy at the top schtups the help and all the grunts have to take a day of training on sexual harrassment.

Or fiscal mismanagement/fraud

Or diversity bad think

Same as it ever was.


Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM (QLvwG)

61 How many voters in Virginia are buying into this bs?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:17 PM (zmIJL)

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It doesn't matter to Northam. He can't run for a second consecutive term by VA law.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM (ffYR/)

62 We've all done things we regret, and with all the hullabaloo in Hawaii, we as a community of nations have really got to do better. This can be a real learning experience.

Posted by: Adm. Yamamoto at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM (gkstg)

63 So because he's a racist, all his "subjects" need to go through sensitivity training.


I haven't seen that kind of epic narcissism since the reign of Barry Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

64 51
399

Isabella is more beautiful and photogenic than Ingrid.



Posted by: ruuner at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (bUjCl)

Gentlemen, gentlemen! They are both Ones, why the unnecessary quibbling?
Eyes on the prize, peopl


No, I refuse to be a part of this delusion. Ingrid >>>>>>>>>>>Isabella

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2019 07:20 PM (T6t7i)

65 It was society that made me dress in blackface.
Society.
So, really, not even my fault at all.
Yours, when you think about it.

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 12, 2019 07:20 PM (w7KSn)

66 The guy is fucking nuts.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 07:20 PM (BXMxN)

67 Northam pulled a page from the Obama playbook. He's very disappointed in the white racists of Virginia. Look what you made him do! Now you all have to atone.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:20 PM (zmIJL)

68 I will....on national television....eat my size 10 Allen Edmonds wingtips if Northam can prove that's not him in blackface.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 07:20 PM (vE2Ex)

69 So in the end, the black guy is the only one who's gonna get punished. Typical Dem strategy. Been going on forever. They're just getting more clever about it.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 07:20 PM (7ZQe3)

70 Dude, he's a piece of work isn't he? I would be outraged if I lived in Virginia right about now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 07:21 PM (dUJdY)

71 Brownies. Yep, frosted.

Posted by: Emperor Fuckstick at February 12, 2019 07:21 PM (nDe2U)

72 Can you say Pro Jec tion?

Nice try, I knew you could!

Posted by: Mr Rogers at February 12, 2019 07:21 PM (NgKpN)

73 This guy is good.

Making his own rules for everyone else to live by....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (Z+IKu)



One ptyrant, two ptyrant, three ptyrants, more.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:21 PM (ePWRo)

74 It doesn't matter to Northam. He can't run for a second consecutive term by VA law.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM

I meant in terms of Virginia voters continuing to vote democrat.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:21 PM (zmIJL)

75 It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch Johnson

Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 12, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

76 Allen Edmonds? Great shoes. Got a couple pairs myself. Look very tasty

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 07:22 PM (7ZQe3)

77 67 Northam pulled a page from the Obama playbook. He's very disappointed in the white racists of Virginia. Look what you made him do! Now you all have to atone.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:20 PM (zmIJL)

I saw two talking heads blame Trump for the blackface photo. Because Orange Man SO bad he can affect the spacetime continuum & get Democrats to dress up in blackface in the 1980s.

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 07:22 PM (Izzlo)

78 He also restored voting rights for 11,000 convicted felons today.

Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 07:22 PM (MAstk)

79 Obligatory "Rescue Me" scene predicts Coonman's training program.

Probably NSFW.

https://youtu.be/y5J2O3j9pNY

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at February 12, 2019 07:22 PM (C1NyB)

80 Echoing Chique from a couple of days ago: Never forget that this POS is a baby killing monster.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 07:23 PM (vE2Ex)

81 Why does Virginia want a white privileged racist baby murderer for Governor anyway? Couldn't yall find anybody better?

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:23 PM (UdKB7)

82 Another tidbit from Casablanca that any fan notices is that Ilsa never kisses or romantically touches Laszio.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 07:23 PM (2DOZq)

83 I meant in terms of Virginia voters continuing to vote democrat.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:21 PM (zmIJL)

It doesn't matter at all. They'll keep voting blue. Virginia is a blue state now, and i don't think that's changeable.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 12, 2019 07:23 PM (vcatx)

84 Be sure to talk about how you're going dedicate yourself to fighting against the NRA, I think that's the next box to tick on the list.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 07:23 PM (t+qrx)

85 It doesn't matter to Northam. He can't run for a second consecutive term by VA law.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM

I meant in terms of Virginia voters continuing to vote democrat.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:21 PM (zmIJL)

-------------------------

I don't think the Dems as a party have much to fear in VA anymore.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 07:23 PM (ffYR/)

86 82 Laszlo is a cuck.

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 07:24 PM (BXMxN)

87 Governor Northam sure sounds like a Gillette guy.

Posted by: Cumberland Astro at February 12, 2019 07:24 PM (d9Cw3)

88 Why does Virginia want a white privileged racist baby murderer for Governor anyway? Couldn't yall find anybody better?

With a 'D' after their name?

I think this is the best they can dig up.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:24 PM (lD3vL)

89 Echoing Chique from a couple of days ago: Never forget that this POS is a baby killing monster.
=====

Oh, we know. That's why we're letting him off the hook.

Posted by: Democrats at February 12, 2019 07:24 PM (JcXHH)

90 As a Virginian, I guess I should be ashamed of myself.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2019 07:24 PM (tqkDO)

91 I'm just disgusted as to how we all let Northam down

Posted by: hoss at February 12, 2019 07:24 PM (gaSL/)

92 Isn't this, really, the story of every Democrat?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


It's turtles all the way down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 07:24 PM (whUgy)

93 Gov Northham is a giver who loves sharing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 07:24 PM (1g7ch)

94 81 Why does Virginia want a white privileged racist baby murderer for Governor anyway? Couldn't yall find anybody better?
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:23 PM (UdKB7)

Well sure. There's the serial rapist Lt. Gov. Or the AG, who's also performed in a minstrel show in the 1980s. They are better than a baby killer.

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 07:24 PM (Izzlo)

95 Be sure to talk about how you're going dedicate yourself to fighting against the NRA, I think that's the next box to tick on the list.
Posted by: hogmartin

50/50 on "choosing to live as a gay man".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 07:24 PM (gkstg)

96 85
I don't think the Dems as a party have much to fear in VA anymore.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 07:23 PM (ffYR/)


Federal employees are not going to stop voting Democrat.

Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2019 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

97 So in the end, the black guy is the only one who's
gonna get punished. Typical Dem strategy. Been going on forever. They're
just getting more clever about it.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 07:20 PM (7ZQe3)


This.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:25 PM (3KcdH)

98 Behold the psychopath, Governor Coonman Baby Killer, his guilt is your guilt and you will pay for your crimes.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 12, 2019 07:25 PM (bML9A)

99 "I guess I should be ashamed of myself."

I know I am. Ashamed. Of myself.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:25 PM (UdKB7)

100 The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do no sensitivity training.
-- Gov. Edmund Northam

Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2019 07:25 PM (786Ro)

101 Fuck, you guys...

...we really need to learn to drive better.

And swim better. We need to swim better.

You've all let me down.

Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at February 12, 2019 07:25 PM (It5Ks)

102 No, I refuse to be a part of this delusion. Ingrid >>>>>>>>>>>Isabella


Posted by: pep at February 12, 2019 07:20 PM (T6t7i)


Yeah, Isabella was average looking, at best. Ingred Bergman was one of the great beauties of the 20th Century. I assume they were trolling.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 07:25 PM (xxAFD)

103 Could the VA legislature defund him to try and force resignation?

Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 07:25 PM (MAstk)

104 I saw two talking heads blame Trump for the blackface photo. Because Orange Man SO bad he can affect the spacetime continuum & get Democrats to dress up in blackface in the 1980s.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 07:22 PM (Izzlo)

Yes, the God Emperor Trump is so powerful, he even affected the space time continuum so as to make HILLARY wear black face, years ago.

Posted by: Mr Rogers at February 12, 2019 07:25 PM (NgKpN)

105 Those kindergartners must be made to toe the line.

Posted by: Gub'ner Ralph Norton at February 12, 2019 07:25 PM (Tyii7)

106 indoctrinating young children with "sensitivity training" is not just a waste of time, it is child abuse. Northam is threatening to abuse the kids, in order to escape paying for his "crime".


He is offering up child sacrifices to the leftist gods of racism and intolerance ... and I'm sure the leftist racists will gladly devour them. Despicable, dangerous, evil.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2019 07:26 PM (Cus5s)

107 My sins are the sins of Virginia and of white people everywhere.
Gov Northam

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 07:26 PM (BXMxN)

108 Virginians better hope Ralph doesn't go on a state-wide murder spree and everyone from DC to Norfolk find themselves behind bars.

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)

109 It doesn't matter to Northam. He can't run for a second consecutive term by VA law.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 07:19 PM



I meant in terms of Virginia voters continuing to vote democrat.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:21 PM (zmIJL)


Yeah, he's really pooping in the pool right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 12, 2019 07:26 PM (MzD6Y)

110 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 07:26 PM (Z4rgH)

111

He can give big contracts to Ta-Nehisi Coates and Michael Eric Dyson for whitey bashing courses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK)

112 Virginians better hope Ralph doesn't go on a state-wide murder spree and everyone from DC to Norfolk find themselves behind bars.

Considering how lost VA is, if one can accept the minimal collateral damage of the occasional American here or there, this sounds like a Win/Win.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:27 PM (lD3vL)

113 And what's with the jacking off in a public theater? You people disappoint me.

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at February 12, 2019 07:27 PM (T6t7i)

114 Next time yall can just vote for Genghis fucking Kahn.

Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:27 PM (UdKB7)

115 >>12 I'm sorry, Ralph. I have failed you. Also, blow me.
Posted by: pep

Sure you won't mind a little shoe polish on your balls?

Posted by: Gov Coonman at February 12, 2019 07:27 PM (2cuLk)

116 78 That will get him 10,000 more votes in the next election

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 07:27 PM (/rm4P)

117 >>>He's staying on as governor because Virginia, he says, needs a "healer," and what better healer that a guy who can supernaturally transfer his own corruption into the bodies and minds of others?<<<

youtube.com/watch?v=BpFYY2_w82g

Posted by: Obligatory at February 12, 2019 07:27 PM (wxZSX)

118 He can give big contracts to Ta-Nehisi Coates and Michael Eric Dyson for whitey bashing courses.
====

The Racial Industrial Complex

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 12, 2019 07:28 PM (JcXHH)

119 Woo among us hasn't killed 60 million? AMMA RITE?

Posted by: Chairman Mao at February 12, 2019 07:28 PM (whUgy)

120 Northam, meh. Otter did it better.

"Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at February 12, 2019 07:28 PM (S+f+m)

121 This guy's ginormous ego reminds me of whathisname, the Broward County Sheriff.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019 07:28 PM (talIc)

122 He's already watching 'Roots' and believe me he is as shocked as anyone.

For heaven's sake, Chuck Connors practically stole his yearbook quotations.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2019 07:29 PM (FTlwv)

123 He can give big contracts to Ta-Nehisi Coates and Michael Eric Dyson for whitey bashing courses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK)


I think that's the actual plan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:29 PM (3KcdH)

124 you just know that behind the scenes he's a real s.o.b.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 12, 2019 07:29 PM (Pg+x7)

125 120 Northam, meh. Otter did it better.

"Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at February 12, 2019 07:28 PM (S+f+m)

Are you suggesting he Otter learn from the Master?

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 07:29 PM (NgKpN)

126 Woo among us hasn't killed 60 million? AMMA RITE?
Posted by: Chairman Mao

Way to throw me under bus.

Posted by: Woo at February 12, 2019 07:29 PM (gkstg)

127 Making DC a federal district as it should be would help.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:29 PM (ePWRo)

128 It's working. Five Virginia "civil rights leaders" endorsed this prick today.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2019 07:30 PM (hjaPQ)

129 you just know that behind the scenes he's a real s.o.b.


in front of the scenes too.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 12, 2019 07:30 PM (lwiT4)

130 It's vitally important that the kindergartners are comfortable.

Posted by: Gub'ner Ralph Norton at February 12, 2019 07:30 PM (Tyii7)

131 Woo who?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

132
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 12, 2019 07:30 PM (KCxzN)

133 Pologize Randy, Pologize again.

Posted by: DaveA at February 12, 2019 07:30 PM (FhXTo)

134 Good job Virginia electing this murderous schmuck.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at February 12, 2019 07:31 PM (+dsLj)

135 We can learn a lot about what happened with Alderan. We all have a lot of work to do. We can start with Death Star wide sensitivity training.

Posted by: Grand Moff Tarkin at February 12, 2019 07:31 PM (Izzlo)

136 I blame his wife - if she hadn't stopped him he'd have moon walked right there and he'd be gone - now because of her he's making the world go on a guilt trip - thanks honey!

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2019 07:31 PM (32YRo)

137 He's already watching 'Roots' and believe me he is as shocked as anyone.


Upon re-watching:

(i) They only had bare breasts in the first episode. I am disappoint.

(b) O.J. Simpson was a lovable scamp.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 07:31 PM (fuK7c)

138 That didn't take quite as much nerve as his earlier statement that he wasn't resigning because Virginia needed his "moral compass"

Posted by: disgusting oration at February 12, 2019 07:31 PM (vtd+q)

139 Girly evening to you, 2.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 07:31 PM (aKsyK)

140 131 Woo who?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

Woo...

San Francisco cocksuckers!

/pulls finger across throat

Posted by: Al Swerigin. at February 12, 2019 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

141 Gov. Northam is very concerned about white privilege, but he's a-gonna use it anyway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

142 It's a Baby Ruth bar.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at February 12, 2019 07:32 PM (Ut3XK)

143 Way to throw me under bus.
Posted by: Woo


See! I knew it. Traitor!
Put one of those board thingies around your neck. I've got some brush work to do.

Posted by: Chairman Mao at February 12, 2019 07:32 PM (whUgy)

144 It's working. Five Virginia "civil rights leaders" endorsed this prick today.

Because they now have leverage over Coonman. ANY thing a PoC wants, they get because y'all are guilty of racism and institutional levels of insensitivity.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:32 PM (lD3vL)

145 That didn't take quite as much nerve as his earlier statement that he wasn't resigning because Virginia needed his "moral compass"
=====

Where does he keep his?

Posted by: Cate Blanchett at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (JcXHH)

146 Imma come down on the side of Ingrid in the Ingrid v Isabella unrest.

Now to the healing.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (NLLmE)

147 A WaPo opinion columnist, who graduated from Andover and Princeton about two weeks ago, so she's got lots of wordly knowledge, suggested today that Democrats are starting to look like Republicans, thought not as generally racist.

That was the first paragraph. No idea where she went with that fascinating thesis.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (3KcdH)

148
Your misbehavior is yours and yours alone.

Your acts to atone for that misbehavior similarly are yours and yours alone.

You have no standing to declare this was an act of collective guilt, you feeble minded and pusillanimous asshole

Posted by: bite me, Coonman at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (pNxlR)

149 He's already watching 'Roots' and believe me he is as shocked as anyone.

------

That's like one episode of "The Simpsons" where Homer needs $10,000, so he hits up Springfield's rabbi and says "I know I haven't been the best Jew, but I have rented 'Fiddler on the Roof', and I will watch it..."

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (Izzlo)

150 A WaPo poll (yeah I know) had 47% saying he should stay, 47% saying he should go. More blacks than whites support Northam. Maybe because they know they have him by the short hairs and he's their bitch until his term expires?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (zmIJL)

151 Just another psycho. This where we're at. Half our "leaders" are psychos.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (H8QX8)

152 In our uber-progressive little berg, we now have an 'Office of Equity Management'. It's sole purpose is to inform non-minorities how prejudiced they are.

It is run by an out-of-town hiree who is a self-professed 'pissed off' grievance monger.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 07:34 PM (2kj6M)

153 nuke virginia from space. just to be sure. asshats. dumber than fucking wisconsin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2019 07:34 PM (KP5rU)

154 We'll have to brass it out, Danny!

-- The Jerkoff Who Would Be Governor

Posted by: Regular joe at February 12, 2019 07:34 PM (7PllL)

155 Northam's strategy is to come in their mouths. While simultaneously promising he won't.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:34 PM (3KcdH)

156 If this is what he does for MJ's moonwalking, I'm glad he didn't also impersonate James Brown doing "Get On the Good Foot"!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 12, 2019 07:34 PM (Ndje9)

157 That didn't take quite as much nerve as his earlier statement that he wasn't resigning because Virginia needed his "moral compass"

He wasn't wrong. A compass needle points both ways.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at February 12, 2019 07:34 PM (8fWYM)

158 It's working. Five Virginia "civil rights leaders" endorsed this prick today.

Because they now have leverage over Coonman. ANY thing a PoC wants, they get because y'all are guilty of racism and institutional levels of insensitivity.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:32 PM (lD3vL)

Yes. That. And the "donations" to their cause.

Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 07:34 PM (Rhive)

159 I think we can all agree, certainly, that the time has come to stop fucking chickens.
Let's work on that together, with compassion and love for all of the lovely, naughty chickens.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at February 12, 2019 07:35 PM (hw2Kt)

160 The place I retired from had that "sensitivity"/'harassment" training every year. Same old video to the point we all knew the eye rolling laugh lines.

One vignette, two women harassing the gay guy and the dude in the sleeveless flannel shirt stepping up to defend him. Yeah right.

We all just looked at it as an hour of not being on our feet in the warehouse.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 12, 2019 07:35 PM (RfzVr)

161 Just another psycho. This where we're at. Half our "leaders" are psychos.

The other half are demon possessed.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:35 PM (lD3vL)

162 Look, it was a highly emotional time and events just got ahead of our better selves. What this nation desperately needs is healing time and forgiveness of each other's little mistakes. I absolve my jailers. Can't you see your way to forgive and forget?

Posted by: Mary Surrat, July 1865 at February 12, 2019 07:36 PM (QLvwG)

163 How about access to not being murdered, Northam? How about that kind of access?

Posted by: Max Power at February 12, 2019 07:36 PM (q177U)

164 It's working. Five Virginia "civil rights leaders" endorsed this prick today.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2019 07:30 PM (hjaPQ)

Checks clear overnight these days.

Posted by: Miklos, political economist at February 12, 2019 07:36 PM (zCyNd)

165 150 A WaPo poll (yeah I know) had 47% saying he should stay, 47% saying he should go. More blacks than whites support Northam. Maybe because they know they have him by the short hairs and he's their bitch until his term expires?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (zmIJL)

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No, just shows you how successful Dems are at defining their opponents and how weak Republicans are at countering that.

Posted by: MAGA at February 12, 2019 07:36 PM (I5LRE)

166
Where does he keep his?
Posted by: Cate Blanchett at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (JcXHH)


In a place impervious to magnetic fields
- his own thick skull.

Posted by: bite me, Coonman at February 12, 2019 07:36 PM (pNxlR)

167 147 A WaPo opinion columnist, who graduated from Andover and Princeton about two weeks agoPosted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (3KcdH)

Like the 20-something NY Times reporter on Joe Rogan's show who didn't know what "toady" meant and otherwise jabbered and jabbered incoherently but with enormous self-importance.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 07:36 PM (H8QX8)

168 Can't wait to see what the next cycle of Virginia democrats run on, to replace Northam. How do follow him, or top him?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:36 PM (zmIJL)

169 It's time for a national conversation on blaming shit on other people.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2019 07:36 PM (tqkDO)

170 Northam's reply is very much like that old Simpsons epsode in which Homer does something terribly wrong (forget what exactly), and after Marge criticizes him, he says, "It's not about who's right or wrong, it's about moving past this crisis in our lives and forgiving each other."

On the Simpsons, it was a joke. In Virginia, he's totally serious.

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 07:36 PM (c+2jX)

171 Oh, we're up to the prepping phase of Conan.

They know that Thulsa Doom is coming and they're setting up all the booby traps.

No. No I can't turn this off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 07:36 PM (fuK7c)

172 Your misbehavior is yours and yours alone.

Your acts to atone for that misbehavior similarly are yours and yours alone.

You have no standing to declare this was an act of collective guilt, you feeble minded and pusillanimous asshole
Posted by: bite me, Coonman at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (pNxlR)

Ah, but you see, this is the logical outcome of identity politics!

I am part of your group (White) ergo you are guilty of what I do!


And you are also guilty of what White people did 200 years ago!

Posted by: Don Q. at February 12, 2019 07:36 PM (NgKpN)

173 156 If this is what he does for MJ's moonwalking, I'm glad he didn't also impersonate James Brown doing "Get On the Good Foot"!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 12, 2019 07:34 PM (Ndje9)

That's only because Maxine Waters wouldn't give him the wig

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (Izzlo)

174 Imma come down on the side of Ingrid in the Ingrid v Isabella unrest.


I believe the problem is that most know her from Blue Velvet. Can't say she looked her best there. She had pretty illustrious modeling career youngish to middle age (she is kind of sort of oldish now).

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (bUjCl)

175

Here's my favorite part:

Governor Northam concluded his remarks with an inspiring hope for the future, "And it is my dream that, someday soon, this nation will see its first African-American governor and then its first African-American president."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (F3Q/M)

176 Sensitivity training? Bwhahahahahaha!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (NjJUT)

177 It's working. Five Virginia "civil rights leaders" endorsed this prick today.



Because they now have leverage over Coonman. ANY thing a PoC wants,
they get because y'all are guilty of racism and institutional levels of
insensitivity.



Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:32 PM (lD3vL)



Yes. That. And the "donations" to their cause.

Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 07:34 PM (Rhive)


It's like borrowing money from the Godfather. You will end up regretting it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (MzD6Y)

178 Out: Look what you made me do!
In: Look what you made me embody!

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (c+2jX)

179 I'm honestly fascinated to see how much can go wrong before the citizenry is motivated enough to haul asses out of the barcaloungers and start stringing ropes from light poles.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (3KcdH)

180 He removes his own sins by casting them onto others. It's kind of like the reverse of what Jesus did...an anti-Lamb of God, or something...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (5WpEK)

181 eat my size 10 Allen Edmonds wingtips.....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 07:20 PM

So, what you're really telling us is you're above average?

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 12, 2019 07:38 PM (Dhht7)

182 Just another psycho. This where we're at. Half our "leaders" are psychos.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (H8QX

------

Modern politics selects for that... at the level of government Northam's in (statewide office and up) virtually everyone is a psychopath. If someone isn't, it's a straight up freak accident. The Normals are never, ever supposed to be at the big table.

That's for psychos only.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 07:38 PM (It5Ks)

183 "And it is my dream that, someday soon, this nation will see its first African-American governor and then its first African-American president."

For Dream #1: He could have resigned.
For Dream #2: He is right, Kenya is not in the US.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:38 PM (lD3vL)

184 Governor Northam concluded his remarks with an inspiring hope for the future, "And it is my dream that, someday soon, this nation will see its first African-American governor and then its first African-American president."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (F3Q/M)


-----

Come on, he didn't say that did he?

Posted by: MAGA at February 12, 2019 07:38 PM (I5LRE)

185 I'm sensitive to assholes blaming me for shit they did. Sensitive enough?

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2019 07:38 PM (tqkDO)

186 I heard this earlier on the radio and I am fit to be tied. He's going to spend my tax money on phony sensitivity training and putting up statues and going around on his "We all need to apologize for being Virginians" tour when HE is the one who did wrong, not us.

And to suggest that Herring should resign for doing the same thing he did, while he should stay on and heal everyone because he is a doctor? Priceless.

Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 07:38 PM (U5tDi)

187 180 He removes his own sins by casting them onto others. It's kind of like the reverse of what Jesus did...an anti-Lamb of God, or something...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (5WpEK)

so, an... oh... I don't know

an Anti CHRIST!

Posted by: Church Lady at February 12, 2019 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

188 This guy seems like a pathetic loser. Why is he not still living in his mom's basement?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 07:39 PM (MkcN1)

189 What do you mean "WE Virginians are learning to be more loyal", Lord Dunmore?

Posted by: exdem13 at February 12, 2019 07:39 PM (W+kMI)

190 Cory Booker up next on Fox on the tragic reality of meat and cheese in America. I shit you not. Yo Corey? Don't even bother to campaign in Wisconsin. What next? Are you going to bash the Packers?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (IcJtd)

191 >> Five Virginia "civil rights leaders" endorsed this prick today.


They each have an EBT Black(face) Card, now.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (QJgb8)

192 Virginia has a black governor like 25 years ago

Posted by: MAGA at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (I5LRE)

193 188 This guy seems like a pathetic loser. Why is he not still living in his mom's basement?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 07:39 PM (MkcN1)

The Trump economy is so great that even weirdos like him can get good jobs.

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (Izzlo)

194 Virginians should have to wear..I dunno, some kind of colored (oops!) uh, distinct stars sewn onto their clothing.

Posted by: Ilhan Northam at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (zCyNd)

195 He removes his own sins by casting them onto others. It's kind of like the reverse of what Jesus did...an anti-Lamb of God, or something...
----
Well, there was that business with the Gadarene swine...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (Hx3Yn)

196 Another tidbit from Casablanca that any fan notices is that Ilsa never kisses or romantically touches Laszio.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Victor Lazslo was gay. I mean, really.

If Ingrid Bergman was my wife, I would have punched that little Bogart shit right in the kisser.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (S6Pax)

197
Leave the Confederate statues alone, you tiresome little prick. I'm a Yankee, I had ancestors who fought for the North, and I can see their value.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (467rz)

198 at least he's up with killing babies. that has to be worth something. evil sucker of cock.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (KP5rU)

199 It's the collective "we!"

Too bad they don't have video of him in blackface moonwalking.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (NjJUT)

200 Ah, the infamous Dr. Babykiller / Mr. Coonman.

What a knob. Also my governor. *spit* Lifelong Virginian, not happy with the commieward trend of my home state.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (q7/3q)

201 Do as I fucking say NOT as I have done.

May Northam have a brown paper bag on his door step that doesn't have dog poop in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (nnI2U)

202 I did a control F in that article. Guess how many time abortion is referenced?

Posted by: Max Power at February 12, 2019 07:41 PM (q177U)

203 This guy seems like a pathetic loser. Why is he not still living in his mom's basement?

Duh. That's where he buries the bodies.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:41 PM (3KcdH)

204 Ralph Northam will require you to work.

Specifically, Ralph Northam will require you to work to fork over the many tax dollars required to appease his new leash-holders.

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at February 12, 2019 07:41 PM (8POq7)

205 Bezos will hire Northam as Chief Compliance Officer in charge of Real Compliance for 'mazon East.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 12, 2019 07:41 PM (RuIsu)

206
Northam can start his "apology tour" by telling us which one he is in the photo.

We still don't know, do we?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 07:41 PM (F3Q/M)

207 Totally predictable.
Lefty sins, WE pay.

I hate these people.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 12, 2019 07:41 PM (Rxduq)

208
I did a control F in that article. Guess how many time abortion is referenced?

Hahahahaha

Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:41 PM (3KcdH)

209 If it hasn't already been said....


In many ways, isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?

Really? Think about it.

(facepalm)

Clinging to my guns and a Bible, I am

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 07:41 PM (S6Pax)

210 Can't wait to see what the next cycle of Virginia democrats run on, to replace Northam. How do follow him, or top him?

Elect Be'ezlebub 2021!

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:41 PM (lD3vL)

211

We need James Drury to be The Virginian

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 07:42 PM (aKsyK)

212 The Teflon Coonman.

I think it is only fitting that his career has been resuscitated and made comfortable until a decision can be made.

Posted by: RustyG at February 12, 2019 07:42 PM (8AvCG)

213 You see this in corporate America all the time. ONE person does something screwed up - or simply screws up - and so then some grand New Rule is put into place to outlaw such screw-up in the future.

ESPECIALLY if the screw-up is management.

Of course, then you end up with a HUGE pile of rules. If anybody took the time to even read them, they'd be fired for neglecting their real job.

Such rules are only later pulled out to justify disciplining or firing somebody they've decided must go, whether for good reason or not.

Posted by: Optimizer at February 12, 2019 07:42 PM (hOOi9)

214 corey booker. the gift from jersey that keeps on giving. thnaks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (KP5rU)

215 good news, most of the catchers and pitchers reported today.

(this is not about frosting brownies)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (Cus5s)

216 So.

Blackface is cool again, now?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (QJgb8)

217 He's one of the Anointed.

When he sins, it's because of you, not him.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (cfSRQ)

218 Would a sane woman actually let this weirdo touch her hooligan ha?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (MkcN1)

219 This guy seems like a pathetic loser. Why is he not still living in his mom's basement?

Duh. That's where he buries the bodies.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:41 PM (3KcdH)


Another case of yellow fever from working on the canal.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (QLvwG)

220 Sounds like Northam's going ahead and ceding the next governor's election.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (miE9U)

221
Don't let that "Aw, shucks", shambling Eastern Shore village idiot demeanor of Northam fool all y'all.

HE put that photo in his bundle to be included on his yearbook page. Whether he's in the blackface photo is irrelevant - he thought it worthy (and probably clever) to include it. Big "Yuck! Yuck!", everybody!

He is distilled and pure evil clear through to the bone.

Posted by: bite me, Coonman at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (pNxlR)

222 America is too stupid to survive.

Posted by: MAGA at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (I5LRE)

223 Leave the Confederate statues alone, you tiresome little prick. I'm a Yankee, I had ancestors who fought for the North, and I can see their value.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug


Yeah, it's like burning books or trying to do the Soviet "down the memory hole" trick.

Two-face lying scumbags.

And another thing.....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (S6Pax)

224 I'm going to be the bigger man and forgive you for that thing I did in your mouth.

Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (KHIvM)

225 Leave the Confederate statues alone, you tiresome little prick. I'm a Yankee, I had ancestors who fought for the North, and I can see their value.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (467rz)

Ain't happening. 5 years or less in most cases.

Posted by: Golfman at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (OE84+)

226 Hungary is giving incentives to have children. Virginia is killing them.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (nnI2U)

227 We need James Drury to be The Virginian
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Judge Garth can preside.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2019 07:44 PM (FTlwv)

228 Re: the sidebar

A bachelor party ONT, eh? Sounds like we need to find some NSFWish images...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 07:44 PM (dsz+/)

229 What's a hooligan ha?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 07:44 PM (IcJtd)

230 216 So.

Blackface is cool again, now?
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (QJgb

Has to be, a Picture of Bill dressed as a white hick, with Hillary in Blackface has surfaced.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 07:44 PM (NgKpN)

231 Sounds like Northam's going ahead and ceding the next governor's election.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (miE9U)
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Virginia governors only get one term. He just wants to hold onto this one like grim death.

Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 07:44 PM (U5tDi)

232 Blackface is cool again, now?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (QJgb


Only if you can sing and dance and know all of Stephen Foster's catalog.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 07:44 PM (xxAFD)

233 213 You see this in corporate America all the time. ONE person does something screwed up - or simply screws up - and so then some grand New Rule is put into place to outlaw such screw-up in the future.

ESPECIALLY if the screw-up is management.

Of course, then you end up with a HUGE pile of rules. If anybody took the time to even read them, they'd be fired for neglecting their real job.

Such rules are only later pulled out to justify disciplining or firing somebody they've decided must go, whether for good reason or not.
Posted by: Optimizer at February 12, 2019 07:42 PM (hOOi9)

Thanks a lot, Todd.

Posted by: Sav-Mor Liquors at February 12, 2019 07:45 PM (Izzlo)

234 Leave the Confederate statues alone, you tiresome little prick. I'm a Yankee, I had ancestors who fought for the North, and I can see their value.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 12, 2019 07:40 PM (467rz)

Yep. My GG Grandpa helped bisect a Confederate General with a cannon ball. I don't mind seeing the others that he whipped along the way.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2019 07:45 PM (FTPn0)

235 bluebell, then the legislature in VA should make it really, REALLY painful.

Take away his state pension, at the very least.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 07:45 PM (miE9U)

236 Take a gander at Isabella Rossellini in 'Death Becomes Her', especially if you're a fan of side boob.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:45 PM (zmIJL)

237 Sounds like Northam's going ahead and ceding the next governor's election.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (miE9U)

Appearantly VA Governors can only serve one term.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 07:45 PM (tVQUs)

238
Has to be, a Picture of Bill dressed as a white hick, with Hillary in Blackface has surfaced.
Posted by: Don Q


Wasn't that a phony pic?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 07:45 PM (aKsyK)

239

Sounds like Northam's going ahead and ceding the next governor's election.

VA limits their gov's to "one elected term."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 07:45 PM (F3Q/M)

240 And to suggest that Herring should resign for doing the same thing he did, while he should stay on and heal everyone because he is a doctor? Priceless.

Well, after making y'all comfortable, he will "heal" you by bashing your heads in with a claw hammer or meat tenderizer.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:45 PM (lD3vL)

241 236 Take a gander at Isabella Rossellini in 'Death Becomes Her', especially if you're a fan of side boob.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:45 PM (zmIJL)

Catherine Bell as body double, IIRC.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 07:46 PM (dsz+/)

242 Governor Northam concluded his remarks with an inspiring hope for the future,

"And it is my dream that, someday soon, this nation will see its first African-American governor and then its first African-American president."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (F3Q/M)



-Now, let's go kill some babies-

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:46 PM (ePWRo)

243 Guy's a winner. No one is talking about infanticide.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 07:11 PM

Bingo. And the MFM will cover for him 24/7/365.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2019 07:46 PM (pqt5D)

244 151 Just another psycho. This where we're at. Half our "leaders" are psychos.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (H8QX


I'd say only half is optimistic.

Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

245 Next, Northam is going to bring back pinball machines, and make everybody play with their eyes covered and their ears plugged.

We're not gonna take it!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 07:47 PM (S6Pax)

246 My GG Grandpa helped bisect a Confederate General with a cannon ball.
------
Hubert Dilger vs. Leonidas Polk?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 12, 2019 07:47 PM (Hx3Yn)

247 Governor Northam concluded his remarks with an inspiring hope for the future,

"And it is my dream that, someday soon, this nation will see its first African-American governor and then its first African-American president."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 07:37 PM (F3Q/M)

Did he express hope that someday a Negro might play professional baseball, too?

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 07:47 PM (Izzlo)

248 https://tinyurl.com/yxg6hcmo

Catherine Bell, for reference. SFW.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 07:47 PM (dsz+/)

249
-Now, let's go kill some babies-

Taken from a Knute Rockne half time locker room speech.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 07:47 PM (aKsyK)

250 Never start a job that you aren't willing to complete.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at February 12, 2019 07:48 PM (D7FqI)

251 Take a gander at Isabella Rossellini in 'Death Becomes Her', especially if you're a fan of side boob.


She had a body double for the best parts of that movie, but that takes nothing away from what she had.

Whoever started the Ingrid vs. Isabella thing is a Splitter! There is no reason not to embrace both.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 07:48 PM (fuK7c)

252


I just did some reflecting, a good solid ten minutes worth, and I want to apologize for all the hurt I've cause to black people by attacking Gov Norham. I feel terrible about it.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 12, 2019 07:48 PM (z8c2c)

253 The real joke is that the Bezos blog considered him worthy of an interview

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 07:48 PM (qdINy)

254 He did say something about erecting statues of minorities everywhere to remind us of his racial prejudice.

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 07:48 PM (/rm4P)

255 He just wants to hold onto this one like grim death.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 07:44 PM

Well, Herr Doktor has got the grim death part down pat....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2019 07:48 PM (pqt5D)

256 so, an... oh... I don't know
an Anti CHRIST!
Posted by: Church Lady


I was thinking that too.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 07:48 PM (ykYG2)

257 Catherine Bell was very attractive until she went totally muzzie love.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:49 PM (ePWRo)

258 Does he love the smell of infanticide in the morning?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 07:49 PM (MkcN1)

259 238
Has to be, a Picture of Bill dressed as a white hick, with Hillary in Blackface has surfaced.
Posted by: Don Q

Wasn't that a phony pic?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 07:45 PM (aKsyK)

Snopes debunked, but on very flimsy reasons.

and its Snopes, soooo.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

260 Gov. Northam . the brown bag on your doorstep is the parts PP couldn't sell.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2019 07:49 PM (nnI2U)

261
Northam just tweeted: I will dedicate the rest of my political life to see that someday we'll have our first African-American president of the United States. Who's with me? Can I get an #amen? #blackinthewhitehouse

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 07:49 PM (F3Q/M)

262 FUN FACT

The Prime Minister of Hungary has more children (5) than his counterparts in Germany, France, the UK, the Netherlands, Sweden, Luxembourg, Italy (2) and Spain (2) combined.

Posted by: Miklos, with today's Magyar Minute at February 12, 2019 07:49 PM (zCyNd)

263 Coonman needs to invite the DOJ in to take over the Governor's mansion and run the State until all of his raycisim is abolished or at least tamped down.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2019 07:49 PM (Z+IKu)

264 "Gubner Coonman" is now the indentured servant of the racial grievance industry. He and Fairfax aren't going anywhere but they are excellent object lessons on the hypocrisy of the Democrat party.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 12, 2019 07:50 PM (5Yee7)

265 Catherine Bell as body double, IIRC.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 07:46 PM

Only the part where she brings the box over, then walks the potion over near Meryl, is the body double. You don't see her face in those shots. But the rest of it is Isabella.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:50 PM (zmIJL)

266 I'm in favor of all Catherine Bell references. And pictures.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:50 PM (3KcdH)

267 I mentioned this morning that this weekend I was having a conversation with a DC swamp creature wife/family member.


She was adopted as an infant by a wonderful family, and she leads a blessed life. Without a hint of irony, she informed me she's "pro-choice."

And yes, she lives in Arlington.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

268 As a Virginia resident, I would love to have his itinerary for the listening tour, just to stand outside with a sign that says, babykiller, racist, idiot.

Posted by: Lilredhen at February 12, 2019 07:50 PM (oTIO6)

269 Never accept just the tip if you aren't willing to take payment in full.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at February 12, 2019 07:50 PM (D7FqI)

270 Chelsea says that picture of a couple in blackface isn't of her parents.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 07:51 PM (AllCR)

271 Guy's a winner. No one is talking about infanticide.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 07:11 PM (fuK7c)


President Trump is. We can not spare this man, he fights.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 12, 2019 07:51 PM (5Yee7)

272 What you mean WE paleface?

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 12, 2019 07:51 PM (PzBTm)

273 Read the whole wapo article. Not even a peep about killing babies.

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (qdINy)

274 270 Chelsea says that picture of a couple in blackface isn't of her parents.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 07:51 PM (AllCR)

And she would know... how?

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (NgKpN)

275 Jane, Darlin, you have mail that will make you feel better.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (nnI2U)

276 I would just like to see a coherent explanation about this photo.

Is it you in the blackface, governor? Is it you in the klan robe? Are you neither of the people but you thought it was funny? Are they former classmates who you don't want to out and ruin their lives? Did you not really give a shit about signing off on your yearbook pics and not take a close enough look or someone did something hinky, switching the pics?

Posted by: cfo mom at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (RfzVr)

277 He said his blackface was to imitate Michael jackson -- but the #3 in succession, --what did he say HIS blackface was for/imitated?

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (c+2jX)

278 hogmartin...or any other michigan residents...you watching this claptrap on State of State address?

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (OOH1c)

279
Jane, Darlin, you have mail that will make you feel better.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (nnI2U)


I'll check now, thanks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

280 The Prime Minister of Hungary has more children (5) than his counterparts in Germany, France, the UK, the Netherlands, Sweden, Luxembourg, Italy (2) and Spain (2) combined.

Dittos with POTUS

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:53 PM (lD3vL)

281 Not a fan of the Eagles generally, but "Seven Bridges Road" is a helluva song.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:53 PM (3KcdH)

282 277 He said his blackface was to imitate Michael jackson -- but the #3 in succession, --what did he say HIS blackface was for/imitated?
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (c+2jX)

Some rapper that I've never heard of. Which is most rappers.

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 07:53 PM (Izzlo)

283 'First, we take the African American and make him confortable. Then, we put on our Blackface and sit down with the Mother to discuss options. Dr. Blackface to Patient. Like adults.'

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 07:53 PM (QJgb8)

284
Chelsea says that picture of a couple in blackface isn't of her parents.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


If it were proven genuine Tucker would have shown it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

285 What's a hooligan ha?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 07:44 PM (IcJtd)


I really hope it wasn't just autocorrect. I hope Northern Lurker was just being so proper and respectful that he used the obscure, full, proper term instead of the vulgar abbreviation.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 07:53 PM (t+qrx)

286 >>>Leave the Confederate statues alone, you tiresome little prick. I'm a Yankee, I had ancestors who fought for the North, and I can see their value.


They won't stop at statues. Graves are next. And I'm not being snarky. Wait and see.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 12, 2019 07:53 PM (HmZuC)

287 Northam Man , better keep your head
Don't forget what your yearbook said
Northam Change gonna come at last
Now your crosses are burning fast...

I seen your black face
I seen your hood
Swear by God
I'm gonna cut 'em down

Posted by: Neil Old at February 12, 2019 07:53 PM (o1fzk)

288 >>Some rapper that I've never heard of.


Curtis Blow.

Who, was not a rapper.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 07:54 PM (QJgb8)

289 He said his blackface was to imitate Michael jackson



*considers lawsuit for professional defamation*

Posted by: Michael Jackson's dermatologist at February 12, 2019 07:54 PM (zCyNd)

290 "..and if I crash my car, you'll all have to take remedial driving courses."

Posted by: Gov. Rainman Coonman, son at February 12, 2019 07:54 PM (Ndje9)

291 hogmartin...or any other michigan residents...you watching this claptrap on State of State address?
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (OOH1c)


No, got a link or anything? I hadn't heard about this.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

292 Chelsea says that picture of a couple in blackface isn't of her parents.

The guy looks nothing like Webb Hubbell

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:54 PM (lD3vL)

293 its on the tube

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 12, 2019 07:55 PM (OOH1c)

294

You know who did front boob very well?

Patricia Barzyk

https://youtu.be/eJDYCLqeeOI?t=2m13s

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 07:55 PM (F3Q/M)

295 292 Chelsea says that picture of a couple in blackface isn't of her parents.

The guy looks nothing like Webb Hubbell
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:54 PM (lD3vL)

/Golf Clap!

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 07:55 PM (NgKpN)

296 hogmartin...or any other michigan residents...you watching this claptrap on State of State address?
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (OOH1c)


Found a stream, watching now, thanks.

http://tinyurl.com/y3agyg3g

Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 07:55 PM (t+qrx)

297 Ben Had, I got it!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 07:55 PM (ptqGC)

298 276 I would just like to see a coherent explanation about this photo.

Is it you in the blackface, governor? Is it you in the klan robe? Are you neither of the people but you thought it was funny? Are they former classmates who you don't want to out and ruin their lives? Did you not really give a shit about signing off on your yearbook pics and not take a close enough look or someone did something hinky, switching the pics?
Posted by: cfo mom at February 12, 2019 07:52 PM (RfzVr)
-----------

Considering the above, I'm not sure Northam is capable of coherent thought, let alone speech.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 12, 2019 07:56 PM (WEBkv)

299 Looks like the Bezos mistress' home porno videos were leaked by her brother. Who got them from his sister.

Deliverance is suddenly wealthiest in the world.

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at February 12, 2019 07:56 PM (jdWK0)

300 In evaluating this latest from the Governor, let's review what he actually did this past week that was wrong:

1) Spoke up for infanticide
2) Lied about the yearbook thing (he contradicted himself).

Big whoop. The first is an abomination, but protected free speech. The later is scummy, but par for the course, with politicians.

What's interesting in all this is seeing the media people - perhaps even Ace - harp on something he did (submit that photo) DECADES ago, as an immature young man, AS IF HE DID IT THIS WEEK.

Again and again, the media speaks of this "rash of blackface episodes" AS THOUGH THEY JUST HAPPENED, when in reality they ALL happened YEARS AND YEARS AGO, and many of them had OBVIOUSLY NO RACIAL MALICE WHATSOEVER.

It's the same manic witch hunt behavior as usual, except we see the people supposedly representing the Right climb on board that Crazy Train too.

So you gotta ask yourself: "Do I want to climb on board with the manic hysteria of the Left?" I don't know about you guys, but I say: "Um, no thanks!"

Posted by: Optimizer at February 12, 2019 07:56 PM (hOOi9)

301 Stacey Abrams had plans for every single Confederate monument in GA. Believe me, she wouldn't have stopped at monuments. Cemeteries were next.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

302 What's a hooligan ha?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 12, 2019 07:44 PM (IcJtd)

I really hope it wasn't just autocorrect. I hope Northern Lurker was just being so proper and respectful that he used the obscure, full, proper term instead of the vulgar abbreviation.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 07:53 PM (t+qrx)

Damn you auto cucumber.

Or maybe rambunctious women have hooligan has.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 07:56 PM (MkcN1)

303 What do you mean we, Blackface?

Posted by: Tonto at February 12, 2019 07:57 PM (bHjwR)

304 268 As a Virginia resident, I would love to have his itinerary for the listening tour, just to stand outside with a sign that says, babykiller, racist, idiot.
Posted by: Lilredhen at February 12, 2019 07:50 PM (oTIO6)


I do believe we have Hillary to thank for coining the phrase "listening tour" in the first place.

Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2019 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

305 >>Patricia Barzyk

https://youtu.be/eJDYCLqeeOI?t=2m13s


Zounds!

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 07:57 PM (QJgb8)

306 They won't stop at statues. Graves are next. And I'm not being snarky. Wait and see.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

City of Memphis has already tried that.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2019 07:57 PM (FTlwv)

307 276 I would just like to see a coherent explanation about this photo.

Is it you in the blackface, governor? Is it you in the klan robe? Are you neither of the people but you thought it was funny? Are they former classmates who you don't want to out and ruin their lives? Did you not really give a shit about signing off on your yearbook pics and not take a close enough look or someone did something hinky, switching the pics?
Posted by: cfo mom


You're going about it all wrong. Don't ever ever ask a politician a question in which you give them an "out" -- because they will always take that out. In your formulation, you give him many opportunities to wriggle out of it.

Second of all, he ALREADY claimed that someone switched the pics as a prank on him that he never even noticed because he never looked at the yearbook. Your question will simply allow him to repeat his excuse.

Instead, if you're going to corner him and ask him a question, it must be a "no win" question or series of questions in which any and all possible answers make him look bad.

Something like, "When you strangle black babies in the crib, is that because you hate blacks specifically, or merely because you hate babies?"

Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 07:57 PM (c+2jX)

308 Blackface is cool again, now?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 07:43 PM (QJgb



Apparently so. A few days after the whole VA thing blew up (where I grew up) I was stunned to get a forwarded email from a Wapo story from my moms husband (all of em are deep state) talking about how minstrelsy in blackface or some such was totally the norm...... My family is totally hypocrites.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 12, 2019 07:58 PM (KB3MD)

309 299 Looks like the Bezos mistress' home porno videos were leaked by her brother. Who got them from his sister.

Deliverance is suddenly wealthiest in the world.
Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at February 12, 2019 07:56 PM (jdWK0)

Gotta link to this joker-faced harlot's porn?

Posted by: Harley Quinn at February 12, 2019 07:59 PM (D7FqI)

310 Who ever thoughth that Longshanks would be prescient.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2019 07:59 PM (nnI2U)

311 Nood

Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 07:59 PM (MAstk)

312 Mandatory sensitivity training for K through 12 age range--or, as I call them, indentured students.

Posted by: Gov. Rainman Coonman, son at February 12, 2019 08:00 PM (Ndje9)

313 There we were last week, chortling over the predicament Virginia dems were in. They're imploding! It's a disaster! Top 3 guys hafta resign!

We should've known better.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 08:01 PM (zmIJL)

314 Northam is attempting to do what #MeToo did. Turning the disgrace of a Democrat into systemic problem. Taking the focus off of him and putting it on everyone else.

I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to turn this in to a hashtag. I also wouldn't be surprised if that hashtag were later used to attack Republicans.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 12, 2019 08:02 PM (BJKQV)

315 BTW:

The whole postmodernism routine, the cultural relativism, the intersectionality stuff, all of it boils down to a simple philosophy:

Morality, culture, and all things based on value judgments are irrelevant. All of at that is relative, and based on perspectives derived through learned experience.

The only value that matters is power. Those who are deemed to have power are aggressors; those deemed to have less or no power are their victims.

Because the zero-sum balance of power is absolute, and all other considerations are essentially meaningless, anything done to wrest away power from the powerful is justified.

Nothing I've just said would be contradicted by a modern NPC. Not one letter of it.

Their philosophy is sufficiently close to the everyday mindset of a psychopath, as to be indistinguishable from it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 08:02 PM (It5Ks)

316 154
We'll have to brass it out, Danny!



-- The Jerkoff Who Would Be Governor

Posted by: Regular joe at February 12, 2019 07:34 PM (7PllL)

But do we get any heads in a sack?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (9dzlp)

317 Something like, "When you strangle black babies in the crib, is that because you hate blacks specifically, or merely because you hate babies?"
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019

This is something we all must learn.

I have trouble because I get mad.

Not good at it.

Posted by: Golfman at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (OE84+)

318 Patricia Barzyk. Wow. How come I never heard of her?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 08:04 PM (o1fzk)

319 There we were last week, chortling over the predicament Virginia dems were in. They're imploding! It's a disaster! Top 3 guys hafta resign!

We should've known better.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 08:01 PM (zmIJL)

The dems have taken a hit here.

Make no mistake.

Posted by: Golfman at February 12, 2019 08:05 PM (OE84+)

320 Man, I like the seriousness of the peeps pushing the new green deal.

The literally want to destroy the airline industry, travel/vaca, travel by car, petroleum, meat, and dairy, food service and the housing market.


Who wins in this "deal"?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 12, 2019 08:06 PM (9dzlp)

321 By "we" he means democrats.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 12, 2019 08:11 PM (AJj50)

322 315 BTW: "Their philosophy is sufficiently close to the everyday mindset of a psychopath, as to be indistinguishable from it."

Well, Yeah. It is a psychopathic philosophy. It also leads to unspeakable narcissism - power is all about pleasure, power is pleasing for tat very reason.

Because doing "good" requires us to distinguish between good and evil, and distinguishing things requires standards, and standards require a hierarchy, postmodernists cannot be trusted not to do evil.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 12, 2019 08:18 PM (AJj50)

323
The dems have taken a hit here.

Make no mistake.
Posted by: Golfman
---------

I wonder how many times we have said that about Hillary?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 08:28 PM (HTHlp)

324 Greetings:

What has happened to white men that a 30-year old photo of a guy in blackface can inflict this degree of kowtowing, genuflecting, and breast-beating on them.

Doesn't anyone have the gumption to say out loud, get over yourselves and don't come around here any more with this kind of nonsense.

Those folks would have an elected governor removed from office over this. My God, what have we become ???

Posted by: 11B40 at February 12, 2019 08:33 PM (evgyj)

325 L'état, c'est moi

Posted by: Napolean Northam at February 12, 2019 08:35 PM (bOtTO)

326 We get the politicians we deserve.

Posted by: Jeff Powell at February 12, 2019 08:54 PM (hgC3T)

327 They warned me that if I voted for Ed Gillespie a racist would be elected governor.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at February 12, 2019 09:19 PM (+Kpte)

328 I really hate living in VA with this whole circus going on the past few weeks. Ugh. It's getting more "fun" each day, right? Not.

Posted by: turambar at February 12, 2019 09:21 PM (s2J6c)

329 Well, he won. Simple as that. GOP has shown itself as tenacious fighters once again. Thank god for them at least. Useless as a fart in the wind.

Posted by: jimmy at February 12, 2019 09:21 PM (u1+OT)

330 Where in the Nine Hells are the GOP/GOPe?

Silent and not fighting back or using this crap to attack the Left. As usual.

But hey, we can ask for more money, can't we? Oh yes we can!

Posted by: turambar at February 12, 2019 09:23 PM (s2J6c)

331 An almost perfect illustration of the Dems' record on blacks. All you need is a dead gigolo of color reaching room temp from an overdose to symbolically encapsulate the sheer destruction visited upon the inner city by them.

Posted by: TD at February 12, 2019 09:38 PM (bI7cJ)

332 What kind of mental disorder does Northam have? If I was a parent of a school kid in Virginia and I knew this jerk was forcing my kid to take sensitivity training because he thought it would help him keep his job, I don't know what I would do. Volunteer for his opponent in the next election I would hope.

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