Learn to Code: BuzzFeed Repeats Northam Team's Spin That He Couldn't Be the One in the Blackface Photo, Because That Person Held a Beer in His Right Hand While Northam is Left-Handed

Here was that BuzzFeed "News" story:

But Northam is still struggling to convince those around him that he should be able to complete his term in office, and that he was not in fact in the yearbook picture.

His chief argument as he has huddled with advisers and staff that he was not: The people in the picture were holding beers in their right hands.

That stuck Northam as odd, a source close to his office said. In medical school, Northam told advisers, hed been so awkward with his right hand that he had to force himself to hold the scalpel with it. His left hand was his dominant hand, and indeed, the hand with which he was holding a beer in the picture of him alone in a cowboy hat -- next to one that could yet alter the course of his political career.

Can you guess what happened next?

Something wonderful.

Put aside the bizarre claim that someone who's left handed couldn't hold a beer with his right hand, or vice-versa.

This is BuzzFeed "News." When they want to embarrass themselves, they go all-in.




And you might think, "Hey, maybe they accidentally flipped that image," but then you check the writing on the Virginia emblem on the table, and the writing goes the right way.

So.

Well done, BuzzFeed.

BuzzFeed, I'm starting to wonder if you're even ready to learn to code.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:07 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:02 PM (ANN96)

2 dammit

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2019 03:03 PM (9VeU0)

3 Buzz feed always goes left.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 03:03 PM (zmIJL)

4 In his defense, he Faps Left Handed.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 03:04 PM (/wAOm)

5 I am surprised this one did not include the picture of him celebrating Virginia craft beers - holding the beer in his RIGHT hand.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2019 03:04 PM (9VeU0)

6 they meant his OTHER left hand

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at February 11, 2019 03:04 PM (9HuGt)

7 hmmm, looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck......

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:04 PM (d7Ww2)

8 ...and, also in Blackface.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 03:04 PM (/wAOm)

9 Ambeerdextrous.

Posted by: Parker at February 11, 2019 03:05 PM (MFwf8)

10 The lies just keep coming and the media will not call them out.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 11, 2019 03:05 PM (JUOKG)

11 The only thing they could learn to code is a "code blue" in the hospital sense. Anyone can have a heart attack regardless of intelligence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:05 PM (I2dne)

12 He jacks with the other. It feels like someone else is doing it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 03:05 PM (L3YlV)

13 Coding... ready, willing, but definitely not able.

Posted by: uncle miltie at February 11, 2019 03:05 PM (3ojtL)

14 top 300!

Woot!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 03:05 PM (WEBkv)

15 The George HW Bush clone behind Northam doesn't appear to have a right hand at all. Maybe just a fleshy claw.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 03:05 PM (zmIJL)

16 I still believe that none of these three will resign.

I swear, if the VA GOP (which, I'm assured, sucks) doesn't take fully advantage of this shitshow, they deserve to never have political power again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (ANN96)

17 There's Cyrillic code that appears if you hover over the picture!

It's true! Ace is a Russian bot!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (DMUuz)

18 14 top 300!

Woot!
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 03:05 PM (WEBkv)

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Barely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (ANN96)

19 Pretty sure I've held beers in a myriad of ways, including either hand.

Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (nRWPy)

20 gosh, you know, maybe Northham is F*CKIN LYING


yeah......

Posted by: Ralph WALDO Emerson at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (9HuGt)

21 As a left-handed member of the American society, I can say this anti-Left handed society hates me, and even designs tools backwards, like baseball gloves and scissors.


It's worse than racism, and rapism, all in one!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (sy5kK)

22 they meant his OTHER left hand
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at February 11, 2019 03:04 PM

His pork hand, not his chicken hand.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (zmIJL)

23 In medical school, Northam told advisers, he'd been so awkward with his right hand that he had to force himself to hold the scalpel with it.
..........

So he used that hand to carve up the babies?

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

24 I, myself, often hold a beer in either hand. I guess that makes me...ambeerdextrous.

I never realized that others were not so blessed.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (BJKQV)

25 Which hand does he use when applying shoe polish before going to a party?

Posted by: Democracy Dies in Blackface at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (mwIW1)

26 Dude, in college I held the beer in BOTH hands. And really, that's the best BuzzScreed can do?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

27 Fool. This actually proves that Northam couldn't have been in the photo even more definitively!

Everyone knows that you hold the beer in your non-dominant hand because that leaves you free to cop a feel on the ladies at the party with your dominant hand.

And because we know that the beer was in this person's right hand, we know FOR A FACT that the person in the photo must have been left handed, and therefore not Northam.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (KUaJL)

28 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (IXZGh)

29 Most left-handed people are somewhat ambidextrous because there are so many things you have to do right-handed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (YqDXo)

30 He claims to be a cowboy, but this cowboy hat comes right off!

This guy is a phony!!!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (6ymvT)

31 Buzzfeed is the only news outlet to get Mueller to publicly comment on his Russian collusion investigation. He said Buzzfeed was full of shit.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (wpJDK)

32 Buzzfeed #LearnToResearch

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (LISuA)

33 19 Pretty sure I've held beers in a myriad of ways, including either hand.
Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (nRWPy)

i'm listening...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (AURKQ)

34 #HangingOnForDearLife

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

35 Because no one in the history of ever has put a negative in the enlarger backwards and developed a photo from it..........

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (IXZGh)

36 I hate to point this out, but I'm left-handed, and if I'm holding a drink, it's usually in the right hand because I want my working hand free.

Posted by: MW at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (hNTtn)

37 their little pickles flop about, and then they trip and fall into open manholes filled with gay clowns.

LOL!! Ace, you have have such a way with words.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (kG5hP)

38 31 Buzzfeed is the only news outlet to get Mueller to publicly comment on his Russian collusion investigation. He said Buzzfeed was full of shit.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (wpJDK)

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It's a good thing that was just a blip and their news department is going strong!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (ANN96)

39 You are all racists, bigots and homophobes!

Hand affinity is NOT BINARY!

Posted by: theATL at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (yFgwo)

40 I'm ambeerdextirous. I drink with both hands.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (L3YlV)

41 In medical school, Northam told advisers, he'd been so awkward with his right hand that he had to force himself to hold the scalpel with it.

Great surgeon material.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (YqDXo)

42 I was able to hold beers in both hands at the top of my game, even while slipping on icy sidewalks into snowbanks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (LISuA)

43 Northam's not dextrous, he's sinister!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (YqDXo)

44 Say what you'd like, left is sinster. Always has been, always will be.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (DMUuz)

45 Are they confused between "Lefist" and "Lefty?" Did they think when someone called him a leftist when he wants to murder full developed babies meant he could only use his left hand and the other was a paralyzed paw?

Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (nRWPy)

46 Next Buzzfeed will tell us that face-rape isn't rape-rape.

Posted by: Sodak Saxonographer at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (xmKbk)

47 36 I hate to point this out, but I'm left-handed, and if I'm holding a drink, it's usually in the right hand because I want my working hand free.
Posted by: MW at February 11, 2019 03:07 PM (hNTtn)

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I'm right handed and my beer goes in my right hand because it's my working hand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (ANN96)

48 is the baby comfortable yet?

Posted by: Doctor Ralph Northam at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (sy5kK)

49 >>I'm left-handed, and if I'm holding a drink, it's usually in the right hand because I want my working hand free.


...for throat punching.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (/wAOm)

50 21 As a left-handed member of the American society, I can say this anti-Left handed society hates me, and even designs tools backwards, like baseball gloves and scissors.


It's worse than racism, and rapism, all in one!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (sy5kK)

-------------------------------

You must find this instance of lefty-blackface (leftface?) absolutely devastating.

I weep for you and all of the other left-handed freaks out there.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (BJKQV)

51 this is just like that episode where the sharp eyed lawyer proved the plaintiff didnt have a neck injury by slamming a book making him turn his head really fast

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (RKQ/v)

52 He jacks with the other. It feels like someone else is doing it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 03:05 PM (L3YlV)
..........

Makes it last 10 seconds longer.

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

53 Duke's Septic Service and Trash Hauling down the road in Branch , AR is usually hiring. Whether or not BuzzFeed would be a resume enhancer is up for debate.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (xzqr4)

54 If Buzzfeed reports it you can take to the bank --- and use their dumpster.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (2LelM)

55 Beer sinister

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

56 You never want to go full "buzzfeed"

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (cTF5L)

57 46 Next Buzzfeed will tell us that face-rape isn't rape-rape.
Posted by: Sodak Saxonographer at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (xmKbk)

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"Democrats cannot commit rape because they don't have political power and they vote for women's rights."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (ANN96)

58
This is what $100,000 in student debt for a journalism major gets you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (BWL+E)

59 Hey Virginia...

You ready for this?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (yTfbH)

60 So Northan has been turned by the alien lizard Visitors?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (VaFXs)

61 But did they POUNCE?

Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (8erNz)

62 Buzzfeed - the super nuclear clown bus of clown transportation publications.

Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (32YRo)

63 Left handers are mutants.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (2LelM)

64 "This is my hood wearin' hand. Same on I drink beer with, same one I sign neato gubbermint stuff with."

Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (mIJ9W)

65 Buzzfeed also reported Kaboom! is a hot cereal, like oatmeal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (LISuA)

66 What the shit? I'm left-handed for almost everything and have never drunk a beer or anything else with my left hand.

What they mean is he's a Lefty so it couldn't possibly be him.

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (qCnHp)

67 Dr. Tyson claims I forcibly held her mouth down on my erect penis with my right hand, but as you can clearly see from this beer I'm holding, I'm left-handed. Ask anybody I know and they'll tell you, yup, Justin always uses his left when a bitch needs a little incentive to finish the job.

I rest my case your honor.

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (6ymvT)

68 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

Posted by: Flatville Bill at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (rJN3l)

69 I wonder which hand he holds the scalpel he uses to cut the throats of just-been-born babies.

Because that would seem to be the important question.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (2eKoI)

70 I think Buzzfeed is almost ready to get their staffers a bunch of Duplo blocks to work with.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (hLRSq)

71 Gay Clowns?
Scary.


Posted by: dananjcon at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (xqfqx)

72
Anti-social types -- you know that kind that will take full term babies and kill them -- will hold a beer in their right hand to avoid shaking hands with people.

This is more science then BuzzFeeds lame bullshit.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (jYje5)

73 Something wonderful


https://youtu.be/yM25-lz1Yms

On second thought, Richmond is a silly place.

Posted by: Obelisk at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (aZZa7)

74 Can you imagine if ANY news outlet put even half this effort into defending a Republican?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (TN1P5)

75
I'm ambeerdextirous. I drink with both hands.
Posted by: Minnfidel


Northam drinks with both mouths.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (aKsyK)

76 Buzzfeed just reported Stormy Daniels voted for President Trump and was recently seen in a MAGA hat

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (LISuA)

77
*sigh*

So much wrong with this story... First of all, my right hand is my indentured servant whip-hand, and I slaughter the innocent with my left.

And I don't even drink beer.

When I drink, it's cotton-candy martinis, and I use either hand while I pop amyl nitrate with the other.

Sheesh. Fake news!

Posted by: Governor Gilles de Rayciss at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (AzW6q)

78 "Why don't we just get those CSI people to *enhance* the photo and then use facial recognition software like they do on the TV to determine if it's Northam or not?"

-Undecided voters

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (KUaJL)

79 #LearnToScrubToilets

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (ptqGC)

80 Wow, no wonder Northam went into politics, because he's obviously too stupid to be a doctor.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (WEBkv)

81 why, why, oh, why in Heaven's name would you lie about BEING LEFT HANDED!?!?!?!

These people are plain old demented.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (AURKQ)

82 You mean holding a beer in his left hand like this?

https://tinyurl.com/y5afuenx

Posted by: Bert G at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (tOP4K)

83 Next up Fairfax says he only holds women's heads down with his left hand, so he wasn't the face raper.

Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (nRWPy)

84 So he prefers identifying as white in blackface instead of a Klansman? Kinky.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (2LelM)

85 Buzzfeed has an office cat. It's transitioning to a dog.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (LISuA)

86 I couldn't face-rape anybody because I got my pecker blown off in Nam. Ask Chief Nate, he was there.

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (gkstg)

87 63 Left handers are mutants.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 03:09 PM (2LelM)


Everybody's born right-handed, but the athletically gifted overcome it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (YqDXo)

88 In his defense, he Faps Left Handed.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 03:04 PM (/wAOm)

don't we all when we meet "the stranger"...?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (8D42x)

89
Buzzfeed, the Trabant of news websites.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (BWL+E)

90 You know who likes to flip pictures around to make ppl look bad, don't you?

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (wSGZR)

91 Say what you'd like, left is sinster. Always has been, always will be.Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (DMUuz)

Good thing we think with the right side of our brain then, bud.

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (qCnHp)

92 Next up Fairfax says he only holds women's heads down with his left hand, so he wasn't the face raper.

Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (nRWPy)


lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (ptqGC)

93 Didn't anybody at Buzzfeed read Ann Landers? Everybody knows proper etiquette is that your left hand is the blackface applying hand and the right hand is the noose tying hand.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (6ymvT)

94 but he mastubates to klan pictures only with his left hand.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (TD9KB)

95 The only thing more fucking stupid than Buzzfeed is how fucking stupid they think we are.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (AJj50)

96 My left hand is for pleasure.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 03:12 PM (2LelM)

97 Where can I find one of those manholes?

Posted by: Shep! at February 11, 2019 03:12 PM (1ISKN)

98 Northam just offered to produce his high school Day Timer calendars for everyone to see.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 11, 2019 03:12 PM (LISuA)

99 68 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!Posted by: Flatville Bill at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (rJN3l)

Lucky you.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2019 03:12 PM (qCnHp)

100 When he was a Republican he was left-handed. When he switched parties to Democrat he decided to go right-handed. Just so neither of his hands knows what the other hand is doing. It's science!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (zmIJL)

101 Wipes his ass with his left hand;

Throws a frisbee with his right hand;

Picks his nose with his left pinky;

Flushes the toilet with his nose;

Kicks a football ('Merican - Punting) with his left foot.

Kicks a football (International - Ghey) with his right foot;

Whips his slaves with both hands.

I think that just about covers it.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (2eKoI)

102 if one is left handed, one can only hold a beer in the left hand. (Buzzfeed Law). So Northam is right handed, beer in right hand is absolute proof it IS Northam in blackface. the end

and the yearbook pics came from Northam, so why did he choose that picture? If it is not him, is it Coonman's gay lover? BuzzFeed rules would say yes, if it is not Northam, it is proof it is his gay lover. (must be nice to be a leftist, where proofs require no real logic)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (Cus5s)

103 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

Posted by: Flatville Bill at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (rJN3l)
..........

Not funny.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

104 So is his defense that he is the guy in the KKK hood......that's worse

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (Bbhgv)

105 Buzzfeed quotes Northam praising RBG and complimenting her mad one-armed push ups marathon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (LISuA)

106 12
He jacks with the other. It feels like someone else is doing it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 03:05 PM (L3YlV)

A Northam Menage-a-trois.
Don't knock it before you try it.

Posted by: Doctor Ralph Northam at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (sy5kK)

107 Northam: I'm holding onto it, darling!

Teri Garr: Viz your right hand or left?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (zmIJL)

108 Look at the grimace on the face of the guy behind Northam. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

109 -... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . / .-- .. - .... / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. . ..-. - / .... .- -. -..

Posted by: "Ralphie" Northam at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (DMUuz)

110 I'm left handed,


is that bad?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (d7Ww2)

111 Y'all haven't thought through that whole "learn to code" thing. There is a bunch of horrifically awful code out there already. To pile a bunch of "journalists" into the low end of the coding bell curve would be a disaster.

Posted by: We made Bill Nye wear the dress, happy now? at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (1L9V9)

112 BOTH of Northam's hands are left-handed. So there!

Posted by: Buzzfeed writers at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (786Ro)

113 Gay Clowns?
Scary.

Posted by: dananjcon

Shep: "We will now call the Unified Brotherhood of Gay Clowns to order - the chair recognizes Brother Drudge...by his powerbottom.

Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (32YRo)

114 I'm left handed,


is that bad?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (d7Ww2)
++++++++++
No. Just sinister.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (I2dne)

115 Okay, I think I've got it. Left hand is the mouth rape hand, right hand is the slave whipping hand.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (6ymvT)

116 You know who else was left-handed?

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (786Ro)

117 111 Y'all haven't thought through that whole "learn to code" thing. There is a bunch of horrifically awful code out there already. To pile a bunch of "journalists" into the low end of the coding bell curve would be a disaster.
Posted by: We made Bill Nye wear the dress, happy now? at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (1L9V9)

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They'll probably end up coding HuffPo and Buzzfeed.

So...win/win?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (ANN96)

118 What hand does he carry his cross-burning torch in?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

119 C'mon, Ace.

Northam is The Most Interesting Man in the World!!


"He speaks French . . . in Russian".

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (2eKoI)

120 98 Northam just offered to produce his high school Day Timer calendars for everyone to see.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 11, 2019 03:12 PM (LISuA)

3:30: Hold beer in right hand

3:35: Hold beer in left hand

3:40: Collapse because I'm a lightweight high school kid.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

121 And this clown was a pediatrician. If you took your kids to him, you should be arrested.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (1ISKN)

122 114 I'm left handed,


is that bad?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (d7Ww2)
++++++++++
No. Just sinister.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:14 PM (I2dne)

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I get it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:15 PM (ANN96)

123 What hand does he use to rub out a few knuckle children?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 11, 2019 03:15 PM (NjJUT)

124 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
Posted by: Flatville Bill at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (rJN3l)

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Not funny.
Posted by: Inspector Krogh at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM


This!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2019 03:15 PM (DMUuz)

125 Pretty sure I've held beers in a myriad of ways, including either hand.

Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (nRWPy)

as a distinguished sailor, I've held alcohol in both hands...

occasionally at the same time.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 03:15 PM (8D42x)

126 Buzzfeed coders' code self-identifies as free of syntax errors or bugs.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 11, 2019 03:15 PM (6ymvT)

127
I'm left handed and writing is about the only thing I do with the left hand. Lefties are much more ambidextrous than righties.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2019 03:15 PM (BWL+E)

128 Which is the full term infant murderin' hand? Bueller?

Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:15 PM (nRWPy)

129 1/1024th left-handed. Honest!

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 03:15 PM (Zo1XC)

130 Which not what? Damn!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 11, 2019 03:15 PM (NjJUT)

131 Well, it's a good thing fires don't care if you're right or left handed because our brave fire fighters are in it for the long haul, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:15 PM (IXZGh)

132 Which hand does he murder babies with?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 03:16 PM (KUaJL)

133 Just sinister.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I love how the Latin word for "left" is "sinistra".

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 03:16 PM (2eKoI)

134 I'm capable of holding a cocktail in either hand. It's a gift.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:16 PM (ptqGC)

135 110 I'm left handed,

is that bad?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (d7Ww2)

---------------

I think we need insomniac to make this call.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 03:16 PM (WEBkv)

136 Which hand does he murder babies with?

Posted by: joe


Both.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 03:16 PM (2eKoI)

137 Buzzfeed coders' code self-identifies as free of syntax errors or bugs.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 11, 2019 03:15 PM


Logic errors, not so much.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 03:17 PM (DMUuz)

138 I'm left handed,


is that bad?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (d7Ww2)


Well, it does make it easier for you to give a hand job from the passenger seat......

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:17 PM (IXZGh)

139 Takes both hands for proper infanticide. Only the real prodigies can do it solo.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 11, 2019 03:17 PM (6ymvT)

140 '...one hand to hold the cross, one hand to light it.'

Posted by: Gandalf the White at February 11, 2019 03:17 PM (/wAOm)

141 Wow. It's the To Kill a Mockingbird Defense.

Which could be problematic, insofar as the book features a false rape allegation.

Posted by: JPS at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (XtSZM)

142 Why isn't Al Sharpton leading protests every day outside the Virginia Governor's Mansion, demanding Northam resign (and apologize by giving every dollar he has to Al's National Action Network)? Is Al dead? Wassup?

Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (AMIL/)

143 Well, it does make it easier for you to give a hand job from the passenger seat......
Posted by: Sponge

I'll be the one driving.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (d7Ww2)

144 LOL yeah,they found a picture ofhim holding a drink in his right hand too.

Posted by: steevy at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (BXMxN)

145 Well, it does make it easier for you to give a hand job from the passenger seat......
Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:17 PM (IXZGh)
++++++++++++
And now I fully realize why the English drive on the wrong side. It all makes sense now - they were considering the dominant hands of their ladies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (I2dne)

146 Well, it does make it easier for you to give a hand job from the passenger seat......
Posted by: Sponge

This

Posted by: SouthPawsOnly.Com at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (gkstg)

147 I'm a goofy foot surfer.

Posted by: DanMan at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (XTiHL)

148 In fact, I hold a beer in my cleavage when river-floating in the tubes to keep from getting river slosh in it. Top that Dr. Mengele.

Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (nRWPy)

149 141 Wow. It's the To Kill a Mockingbird Defense.

Which could be problematic, insofar as the book features a false rape allegation.
Posted by: JPS at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (XtSZM)

==========

Atticus Finch is literature's greatest monster because he believed the patriarchy over a woman of pure virtue due to her womanliness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (ANN96)

150 Kicks a football ('Merican - Punting) with his left foot.

Kicks a football (International - Ghey) with his right foot;


This made me laugh......

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (IXZGh)

151 That couldn't have been me hitting that women with a right hand. You see Your Honor, I use my left hand to be beat my wife.

Posted by: SH at February 11, 2019 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

152 142 Why isn't Al Sharpton leading protests every day outside the Virginia Governor's Mansion, demanding Northam resign (and apologize by giving every dollar he has to Al's National Action Network)? Is Al dead? Wassup?

Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (AMIL/)

============

Party over race, bro.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:19 PM (ANN96)

153 This guy is a dunce.

Posted by: steevy at February 11, 2019 03:19 PM (BXMxN)

154 A true man of the right...! https://media2.fdncms.com/styleweekly/imager/u/original/6379536/dsc_0921.jpg

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 11, 2019 03:19 PM (ABuva)

155 Which hand does he hold the whip when striking his indentured servants?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 11, 2019 03:19 PM (NjJUT)

156 153 This guy is a dunce.
Posted by: steevy at February 11, 2019 03:19 PM (BXMxN)

===========

And how Virginia women taught a lesson to Trump for being such a meanie!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:19 PM (ANN96)

157 138
I'm left handed,





is that bad?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (d7Ww2)



Well, it does make it easier for you to give a hand job from the passenger seat......

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:17 PM (IXZGh)

nurse, you knew what the responses would be, before you clicked POST.

you knew.

just sayin'.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)

158 I'd only believe this as an excuse if the perpetrator was Bob Dole.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 11, 2019 03:19 PM (6ymvT)

159 I'll be the one driving.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (d7Ww2)


Sorry, Insom. We have learned a limitation here......

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (IXZGh)

160 WAIT, WAIT, wait...

I think we're missing something VERY important in the rush to (deservedly) mock the gov.

he's saying, as he's TRYING to become a doctor, that he's DELIBERATELY using his weak hand during surgery.

isn't that like endangering the safety of his patients? are surgeons only allowed to be right handed? am I missing something?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (8D42x)

161 All Democrats are lefties.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

162 How bad does the VA GOP have to be to be losing to this cast of characters.

Posted by: SH at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (sX1BW)

163 Aw, hell...just scroll through all the left-handedness:
https://tinyurl.com/ybretn25

Posted by: Bert G at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (tOP4K)

164 Hey, anyone willing to help (looking at you, Nurse Ratched):

Is the Colorado MoMe being considered as the Pacific Northwest MoMe that I heard talk about several weeks ago?

Would seem a little odd if it was, but whatever. If that's the only chance there is to meet all you ne'er-do-wells this year, then I'll have to grab it.

However, I thought there was going to be a MoMe in the Tri-Cities (Richland/Kennewick/Pasco, WA) area in March but search as I might, I can't find a link to that on the blog.

Any help ya'll can give is much appreciated on this issue.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (2eKoI)

165 I'm a goofy foot surfer.
Posted by: DanMan at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM


So am I. Cowabunga!

Posted by: Cora "Trigglypuff" Segal at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (DMUuz)

166 I'm capable of holding a cocktail in either hand. It's a gift.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:16 PM (ptqGC)
.........

America's Got Talent

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

167 So the Somali apologizes, sort of and says that AIPAC is still a problem like the NRA and oil companies. No mention of Planned Parenthood, CAIR or Soros. Thanks again Minnesota.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (AjNMO)

168 Every time I hear the Governor speaking I try to remember the medical condition he's saddled with. After about six words out of his mouth, I realize that he is suffering from being a stupid fuck. I'm sure there's a Latin name for it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (xzqr4)

169 I bat lefty, golf righty and suck at both.
I drink with both hand and I'm a fuckin pro baby!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (xqfqx)

170 TBF, Al Sharpton has demanded both Northam and Harris resign immediately.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (AzW6q)

171 And now I fully realize why the English drive on the wrong side. It all makes sense now - they were considering the dominant hands of their ladies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (I2dne)


I mean, have you SEEN the dental work in England? They HAD to do SOMETHING......

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (IXZGh)

172 50 I weep for you and all of the other left-handed freaks out there.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 11, 2019 03:08 PM (BJKQV)

He sounds nice.

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (hl9+B)

173 OK, waited until after 100 for this O/T rant:

Just got off the phone with Tricare. They refused to pay a claim from my routine Doctor visit with lab work because he charged more than they allow out of network and our Blue Cross that we pay $8,000 a year for paid over 80% of the claim. So now I have to pay them $27 because Tricare refuses to pay anything.


I asked the Humana Military lady why I have Tricare in the first place and she told me that it's free and I don't have to pay a premium. Told her I put 22 years of my life on the line to "pay" for that insurance and then hung up. I am extremely pi$$ed.


And the liberals want this kind of health insurance for the entire Country.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (JUOKG)

174 Omar the brother humper "apologizes" but of course makes herself the victim. Scrunt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (L3YlV)

175 We've really been blessed by having retarded monkeys as enemies.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (1pz14)

176 You know, in the mists of time when I both drank beer and smoked, I would drink left handed with the cigarette in the right. EVEN THOUGH I AM RIGHT HANDED.

Don't judge me. They were desperate times. We were rough men and we did what we had to do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (ycWCI)

177 167 So the Somali apologizes, sort of and says that AIPAC is still a problem like the NRA and oil companies. No mention of Planned Parenthood, CAIR or Soros. Thanks again Minnesota.
Posted by: rammajamma at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (AjNMO)

=============

"Big money in politics is the devil!"

"Your side does most of the spending in politics."

"Big money supporting the right in politics is the devil!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (ANN96)

178 This is pretty much the Clinton playbook. Inane excuses until it's old news.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 03:22 PM (1ISKN)

179 It doesn't matter if that's Nordham in the photo. He authorized the posting of a photo of a guy in blackface and a KKK robe on his yearbook page. The editor of the yearbook already busted his story that he didn't know the picture was going to posted.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:22 PM (RpM6k)

180 VA politics and politicians are a shit show. The GOPe can not fight its way out of a paper bag and the dims can't help but stepping on their own dick. This is the picture of politics around the country. VA,CO,NM, ect ect. The uniparty rules throughout the nation. All it takes is for a personality from the outside to call it out. We need more Trump. Thus is how you get more Trump. The bullshit is so thick we need heavy equipment to clear it away. The alternative is unpleasant to contemplate.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 11, 2019 03:22 PM (0OmEj)

181 TBF, Al Sharpton has demanded both Northam and Harris resign immediately.

That's Sharptonian for 'The Check Bounced.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 11, 2019 03:22 PM (oVJmc)

182 I'm a goofy foot surfer.

Posted by: DanMan at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (XTiHL)
...........

Don't burn me, bro.

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

183 Posted by: Sharkman

Sharkman,


we are planning on Yakima in early to mid may. Email Mark the next time you see him post, click on his nic and you will go to his website.


The PNW accepts foreigners from mountain states. we're nice that way....

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:22 PM (d7Ww2)

184 Kid came home from latin class on friday to tell me that "Just do it" or "do it" in latin is "fuc-it" or something close. He knew I'd enjoy that.

Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:22 PM (nRWPy)

185 More proof, if any were needed, that Northam is retarded. Just as the furor starts to die down, he pumps it up again with this idiotic defense.

Hey, genius, the smart thing to do is just keep a low profile, and hope some other nitwit seizes the spotlight and everyone forgets about you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

186
OK, waited until after 100 for this O/T rant:
Just got off the
phone with Tricare. They refused to pay a claim from my routine Doctor
visit with lab work because he charged more than they allow out of
network and our Blue Cross that we pay $8,000 a year for paid over 80%
of the claim. So now I have to pay them $27 because Tricare refuses to
pay anything.
I asked the Humana Military lady why I have
Tricare in the first place and she told me that it's free and I don't
have to pay a premium. Told her I put 22 years of my life on the line to
"pay" for that insurance and then hung up. I am extremely pi$$ed.
And the liberals want this kind of health insurance for the entire Country.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (JUOKG)


But our Betters will have Platinum Level healthcare.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

187 155 Which hand does he hold the whip when striking his indentured servants?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 11, 2019 03:19 PM (NjJUT)

Find out just around midnight

Posted by: josephistan at February 11, 2019 03:23 PM (7HtZB)

188 TBF, Al Sharpton has demanded both Northam and Harris resign immediately.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (AzW6q)

--------------------------------

Seems there is a name conspicuously absent in his demand. I wonder why that is.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 03:23 PM (ffYR/)

189 Well in fairness, the Blackface Guide to Etiquette, a notable source for all things Blackface, dictate that a beer MUST be held with the right hand irrespective of the holders preferred handedness.


Oh, and be sure to look for the Blackface Guide to Etiquette's next venture, The Infanticide Providers Guide to Etiquette.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 11, 2019 03:23 PM (VpIIl)

190 Charlie don't surf!

Posted by: Charlie at February 11, 2019 03:24 PM (DMUuz)

191 I'm left handed and do half of my drinking with my right hand.

Posted by: MAGA at February 11, 2019 03:24 PM (u/rM3)

192 Hey, genius, the smart thing to do is just keep a low profile, and hope some other nitwit seizes the spotlight and everyone forgets about you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:23 PM (YqDXo)


His rapey Lt. Gov. tried that......FAIL.

They're all in on all fronts here. I mean, got to keep the 3rd in line REPUBLICAN away from the power.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:24 PM (IXZGh)

193 170 TBF, Al Sharpton has demanded both Northam and Harris resign immediately.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (AzW6q)



Thanks for the info. But he sure is keeping a low profile, on a raciss-type situation that's getting daily national media coverage!

Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2019 03:24 PM (AMIL/)

194 Thanks a pantsload, pixy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:24 PM (ptqGC)

195 I'M THE ONE IN THE GHOST COSTUME, DAMMIT!

Posted by: Gov. Ralph Northam at February 11, 2019 03:24 PM (P1AAi)

196 And now I fully realize why the English drive on the wrong side. It all makes sense now - they were considering the dominant hands of their ladies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (I2dne)

Regardless of the dominant hand, if you're getting frisky, you do not want to have to be driving a manual transmission while you're doing it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 03:24 PM (KUaJL)

197 I am left-handed.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2019 03:24 PM (aWjrD)

198 Thanks Ace, I'm stupider for having seen Ross's tweets. And I don't have IQ points to lose.

A cursory Google search would have found the bottom photo, but Ben Smiths' crackerjack team was busy publishing more listicles.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2019 03:25 PM (BqXKV)

199
Thanks for the info. But he sure is keeping a low profile, on a raciss-type situation that's getting daily national media coverage!
---------------------
He doesn't have a Sugar Daddy in the WH and he still owes a ton of back taxes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2019 03:25 PM (2LelM)

200 I am left-handed.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2019 03:24 PM (aWjrD)

-------

Burn the witch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 03:25 PM (AzW6q)

201
Which hand does he murder babies with?
Posted by: joe


He makes the child comfortable with his left hand and extinguishes it with his right.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 03:25 PM (aKsyK)

202 Aaaaand this is why there is the term BenSmithing:

(v) A political tactic that disguises itself as journalism in order to protect Democrats, most specifically Barack Obama.

1. Something happens or is discovered that might hurt Obama.

2. That something is discovered in the alternative media and uncovered.

3. Ben Smith (or the equally dishonest PolitiFact and Media Matters) pretend to investigate it, write something up disguised as "definitive," and then hand the complicit media an excuse to ignore it.

The BenSmithing of the Obama-Bill Ayers connection deprived the American people of learning the truth.



IIRC, John Nolte coined it because it is so common.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2019 03:25 PM (W+vEI)

203 78 "Why don't we just get those CSI people to *enhance* the photo and then use facial recognition software like they do on the TV to determine if it's Northam or not?"

-Undecided voters

They should use a blacklight to show us the dried spunk all over Northam's face.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 03:25 PM (Kpl3J)

204 O/T,

I've decided that when I get home from work this afternoon, I'm gong to strap on my downhill skis and go schushing down the hill from my house, just to do it.


maybe do a couple little runs.

whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:25 PM (d7Ww2)

205 Regardless of the dominant hand, if you're getting frisky, you do not want to have to be driving a manual transmission while you're doing it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 03:24 PM (KUaJL)
++++++++++
You do if she's sitting in the middle. 2nd and 4th gears are the most exciting gears.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:26 PM (I2dne)

206 At the height of my drinking days, both hands had beers in them.

Posted by: BigZesty at February 11, 2019 03:26 PM (Ejpxe)

207 Buzzfeed. Work on our team and learn to assplode.

Posted by: simplemind at February 11, 2019 03:26 PM (drs01)

208 Virginia is a shit show because of rova vs nova. They run two different types in the primaries, alex jones-like or lawyer low-energy corporate lawyer.


Then one of those two win the primary and the dems have it easy. They can make one look insane and the other one tries to be super bland and have decorum in the face of lord of the flies tribal insanity.

Then the National GOP thinks, hey, this nutball or this boring as shit dweep can't win, let's fuck over Va with money. Meanwhile the dork gets close and could win with a little support.

Repeat.

Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:26 PM (nRWPy)

209 It's almost as if they don't give a rat's ass about the truth.

Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at February 11, 2019 03:26 PM (rwqWc)

210 I want Northam to appear with Ilhan Omar to explain their unique worldviews.

They both like killing the unborn and demeaning people who are not like them, so there's the starting point for dialogue.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:26 PM (RpM6k)

211 Solum fac id

Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at February 11, 2019 03:26 PM (DMUuz)

212 Burn the witch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 03:25 PM (AzW6q)

+++
LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2019 03:26 PM (aWjrD)

213 203 78 "Why don't we just get those CSI people to *enhance* the photo and then use facial recognition software like they do on the TV to determine if it's Northam or not?"

-Undecided voters

They should use a blacklight to show us the dried spunk all over Northam's face.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2019 03:25 PM (Kpl3J)

===========

I want Deckard's computer that goes around objects in the frame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (ANN96)

214 I mean, have you SEEN the dental work in England? They HAD to do SOMETHING......
Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:21 PM (IXZGh)


If you've seen "They Shall Never Grow Old," did you notice the teeth on the British soldiers? My God, their teeth were black and rotten, and often missing. And this on guys in their early 20s.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

215 Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

216 I'm also left handed, not that there's anything wrong with that...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (BqXKV)

217 Old and busted: Learn to code

New hotness: Please don't learn to code.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (NLLmE)

218 At the height of my drinking days, both hands had beers in them.

Posted by: BigZesty at February 11, 2019 03:26 PM (Ejpxe)

Heh. You should have seen me on $3 pitcher nights mumblety years ago.

Posted by: Bert G at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (tOP4K)

219 I once found a guy at a muni course that golfed right handed but putted left handed. I asked him how in heck that happened. He said his wife surprised him with a set of clubs and didn't realize it mattered so he learned to hit right handed.

Posted by: DanMan at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (XTiHL)

220 At the height of my drinking days, both hands had beers in them.

-------------

That's funny, at the height of my racist days, I had a blackface and a klan costume.

Posted by: Gov. Northam at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (sX1BW)

221 Officers, that couldn't have been me holding that guy's dick in my right hand, because I'm left handed.


What do you mean I just tried to grab your dick with my right hand? I told you I'm left handed!

Posted by: Boy George in the Men's room at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (cRkMZ)

222 204
O/T,



I've decided that when I get home from work this afternoon, I'm gong
to strap on my downhill skis and go schushing down the hill from my
house, just to do it.





maybe do a couple little runs.



whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:25 PM (d7Ww2)

Use the rock skis, not the good ones. You can thank me later.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (sy5kK)

223 >> It's almost as if they don't give a rat's ass about the truth.


They treat the Truth like they treat their women.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (/wAOm)

224 217 Old and busted: Learn to code

New hotness: Please don't learn to code.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (NLLmE)

===========

New Twitter guideline:

"Telling journalists not to learn to code is now hate speech because it implies that they are dumb."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (ANN96)

225 16
I swear, if the VA GOP (which, I'm assured, sucks) doesn't take fully advantage of this shitshow, they deserve to never have political power again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:06 PM (ANN96)
---------------------------------
What do you suggest they do?

So far I think they've played it as well as they could.
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake and all of that.
Let the focus be on the Dems, not on the GOP "pouncing."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (Rxduq)

226 Guys, I can't believe we all fell for this. It clearly wasn't Northam in Blackface OR in the KKK getup -cause he was with some friends not watching Elysium that night.

Posted by: adc at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (cfg4h)

227 And this on guys in their early 20s.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

Steady diet of Pall Mall unfiltered, local bitter, and boiled everything.

And that was just their grammar school lunches.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (AURKQ)

228 Beer in the left, whiskey shot in the right.

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

229 Regardless of the dominant hand, if you're getting frisky, you do not want to have to be driving a manual transmission while you're doing it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 03:24 PM


How do you think Hurst shifters became the dominant shifting user interface of their time?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (DMUuz)

230 I hold beer in my left hand because the bourbon is in my right.

Posted by: Avi at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (kSq2k)

231 Gay clowns, gay clowns as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (AB9tT)

232 Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (ptqGC)


First, they came for the trans fats and flavor. Now, they're just out to crush McDonald's because.....um......not sure why.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (IXZGh)

233 >>>I once found a guy at a muni course that golfed right handed but putted left handed. I asked him how in heck that happened.



My parents have a photo on me in grade school batting and fielding right handed. Sometime between first and third grade, I switched. Maybe the nuns beat the left handedness into me,

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (BqXKV)

234 What he means is: he couldn't "have done it" cause he's a big lefty ~wink, nudge, pay off~

Posted by: jd at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (qjlOR)

235 >>Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice.



It's really not that bad a Musical.

And I am sure if you play it 3-4 times for the mice, it is gonna grow on them.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (/wAOm)

236 225 What do you suggest they do?

So far I think they've played it as well as they could.
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake and all of that.
Let the focus be on the Dems, not on the GOP "pouncing."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (Rxduq)

=============

Right now, they're not doing anything.

Which is a valid tactic. I just hope that it's intentional.

As 2021 approaches, though, they may decide that the matter is settled and not fight on those grounds. In much the same way that Gillespie's team either refused to look for the photo or had the photo and refused to use it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (ANN96)

237 Thanks, LCD! will do!

My newer K2s would get trashed. I have some old Atomics.

whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (d7Ww2)

238 Eric Erickson seeing the light?


Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
Three years ago this week, I declared myself #NeverTrump in 2016. Today, I'm endorsing President Trump and Vice President Pence for re-election in 2020 and am glad to help them on the trail as needed during Campaign 2020.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)

239 For the record I'd rather lose with dignity then point out my esteemed baby killing opponent is a black faced wearing baby killer

Posted by: Ed Gillespie at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (cRkMZ)

240 The only thing I can do ambidextrous is shoot. I have no choice. I'm nearly blind in my right eye but am right handed. Rifles and shotguns go on my left shoulder handguns go in my right hand. Everything else I'm strictly right handed. I suspect there are many more with the same issues.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (0OmEj)

241 239 For the record I'd rather lose with dignity then point out my esteemed baby killing opponent is a black faced wearing baby killer
Posted by: Ed Gillespie at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (cRkMZ)

============

Why even run?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (ANN96)

242 OMG.. Pete Hegseth jokes he hasn't washed his hands in 10 years.. the Kansas City Star writes a column about it and they then put it on FB. LMAO..What a bunch of assclowns.. they actually believed it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (kG5hP)

243 This is pretty much the Clinton playbook. Inane excuses until it's old news.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

----

Bingo.

Remember Damian Williams, the guy who beat Reginald Denny with a block of concrete during the Rodney King riots?

He and his team spent a small forever in the courtroom saying, "That's not me in the video." Then when that didn't work, they switched to "racism, etc., made me temporarily crazy."

I never could figure out why their opening strategy was called "perjury."

Posted by: RKae at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (vA7rK)

244 Which hand does Northam use to punch himself in the face? Because I imagine that's getting a workout.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (VpIIl)

245 "Telling journalists not to learn to code is now hate speech because it implies that they are dumb."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (ANN96)
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I think we're well past implying and have absolute proof journalists are dumb.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (WEBkv)

246 Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice.


---

Does the hair grow on the mice's head?

Because if so, I'm failing to see the downside.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (KUaJL)

247 >>>Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
Three years ago this week, I declared myself #NeverTrump in 2016. Today, I'm endorsing President Trump and Vice President Pence for re-election in 2020 and am glad to help them on the trail as needed during Campaign 2020.



Go. F**k. Yourself.

Prick would just try to derail the campaign anyway.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (BqXKV)

248 So, he's bi?

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (YpRda)

249 Justin Fairfax should throw in the towel and resign. He has no big-time future in politics, anyway - not as a black with the first name Justin. References: Barack, Deval, Kamala, Hakeem.

Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (AMIL/)

250 Northam's pathetic spastic flailing about is reason enough for him to be driven out of office.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (MkcN1)

251 Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM


He kept his left palm behind his back, didn't he?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (DMUuz)

252 Put aside the bizarre claim that someone who's left handed couldn't hold a beer with his right hand, or vice-versa.

-
A committed athlete powers through the pain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

253 Eric Erickson seeing the light?


Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
Three years ago this week, I declared myself #NeverTrump in 2016. Today, I'm endorsing President Trump and Vice President Pence for re-election in 2020 and am glad to help them on the trail as needed during Campaign 2020.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)


No. He's just realized that there's no money in Anti-Trump rhetoric and needs to keep getting paid for the shit he writes.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (IXZGh)

254 The only way this gets better is if Michelle Fields has something to say.

...

9 Ambeerdextrous.
Posted by: Parker at February 11, 2019 03:05 PM (MFwf

...

Thread should have stopped right there.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (yL25O)

255 228
Beer in the left, whiskey shot in the right.

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

++++Are you left-handed then? Whiskey shot goes quick, while the beer is the lingering drink.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (aWjrD)

256 Eric Erickson seeing the light?


Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
Three years ago this week, I declared myself #NeverTrump in 2016. Today, I'm endorsing President Trump and Vice President Pence for re-election in 2020 and am glad to help them on the trail as needed during Campaign 2020.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++
All he sees in the headlight on the oncoming train bearing down on NT. Did he change his mind for real? Maybe. Do I trust him? No.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (I2dne)

257 Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice.

***

If true McD's is about to be the most wealthy company in the world when they add that chemical to a shampoo.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (cRkMZ)

258 245 "Telling journalists not to learn to code is now hate speech because it implies that they are dumb."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (ANN96)
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I think we're well past implying and have absolute proof journalists are dumb.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (WEBkv)

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Someone's gonna get kicked off Twitter with that attitude.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (ANN96)

259 I never could figure out why their opening strategy was called "perjury."
Posted by: RKae

WASN'T.

I couldn't figure out why it WASN'T called perjury.

Posted by: RKae at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (vA7rK)

260 In other words,

I AIN' T LEAVIN' THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION!

Posted by: Gov Ralph Northam, Brave New World! at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (vcOmj)

261 -
--

Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM

---------------------------

Why is McDonalds frying mice just to get more hair on them? Is fried mouse hair a new item on the dollar menu?

Posted by: irright at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (pMGkg)

262
New Twitter guideline:



"Telling journalists not to learn to code is now hate speech because it implies that they are dumb."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (ANN96)


Exactly the insanity. Coding is a learned skill, and not everyone can do it. Unlike just writing some crap down without investigating it first, like the media does daily.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (sy5kK)

263 Name a place that begins with "V" and ends with "A" that is a total political trainwreck with mentally impaired leaders that the people can't seem to remove?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (RpM6k)

264 249 Justin Fairfax should throw in the towel and resign. He has no big-time future in politics, anyway - not as a black with the first name Justin. References: Barack, Deval, Kamala, Hakeem.
Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (AMIL/)

===========

If he rides this out, he probably has a solid shot at being the next governor, considering how screwy the VA GOP is, apparently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (ANN96)

265 Just think 3 weeks ago, Mrs. Northam probably thought she was on top of the world. Married to a doctor and a governor.

Posted by: SH at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (sX1BW)

266 >>Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice.
...........

Eek, a Penis!

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

267 Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
Three years ago this week, I declared myself #NeverTrump in 2016. Today, I'm endorsing President Trump and Vice President Pence for re-election in 2020 and am glad to help them on the trail as needed during Campaign 2020.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)

-------------------------

STFD, STFU and EABOD Doughboy. PDT needs no help from GOPe douchebags like you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (ffYR/)

268 ++++Are you left-handed then? Whiskey shot goes quick, while the beer is the lingering drink.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (aWjrD)

if its expensive bourbon ( Bookers et al, i sip it)
actually Kirkland is cheap , but sippable

Posted by: Avi at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (kSq2k)

269 I haven't seen any Florida Man memes since the whole VA kerfluffle began.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (ptqGC)

270 Three years ago this week, I declared myself #NeverTrump in 2016. Today, I'm endorsing President Trump and Vice President Pence for re-election in 2020 and am glad to help them on the trail as needed during Campaign 2020.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)
---------------

This is someone who's tired of being kicked around for his stupidity and trying to get back the audience he lost.

Too late, jackass.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (WEBkv)

271 I'm a severe right hander, but only drink my scotch left handed, its a tradition going back to my Scotch great-great-great grandfather.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (/rm4P)

272 253 No. He's just realized that there's no money in Anti-Trump rhetoric and needs to keep getting paid for the shit he writes.
Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:30 PM (IXZGh)

============

Fine by me.

Fewer voices on the right that are reflexively anti-Trump is a good thing, no matter what their reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (ANN96)

273 263 Name a place that begins with "V" and ends with "A" that is a total political trainwreck with mentally impaired leaders that the people can't seem to remove?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (RpM6k)

Venezuela?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (KUaJL)

274 Lots of photos showing him holding beers in his right hand, too.

Posted by: Dogstar at February 11, 2019 03:33 PM (Dc/oZ)

275 Honestly, who's surprised that Twitter is censoring the learn-to-code thing?

I mean, emotionally and intellectual stunted fake-news homunculi constitute at least 97% of their users, so insults tailor-made to irritate these bargain-basement Baghdad Bobs are going to be tossed out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 03:33 PM (AzW6q)

276 219 I once found a guy at a muni course that golfed right handed but putted left handed. I asked him how in heck that happened. He said his wife surprised him with a set of clubs and didn't realize it mattered so he learned to hit right handed.
Posted by: DanMan at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (XTiHL)


I'm left-handed, bat and throw left-handed, but was taught by a golf pro to golf right-handed. It's actually quite an advantage to have your dominant arm pulling the club through, rather than risking having your dominant arm push it through (a recipe for hooking the ball).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

277
Fine by me.

Fewer voices on the right that are reflexively anti-Trump is a good thing, no matter what their reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (ANN96)


True, but he's thinking it will actually work, which makes him stupid.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:33 PM (IXZGh)

278 79 #LearnToScrubToilets
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:11 PM (ptqGC)

Would that get past the Twitter-censors?

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 03:33 PM (hl9+B)

279 "...They don't just fall on their faces; their pants fall down, their little pickles flop about, and then they trip and fall into open manholes filled with gay clowns...."


This is like Christopher Marlowe, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Dashiell Hammet and Hunter Thompson rolled into one.

LOL. And accurate!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2019 03:33 PM (/9p9e)

280 Name a place that begins with "V" and ends with "A" that is a total political trainwreck with mentally impaired leaders that the people can't seem to remove?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (RpM6k)
+++++++++
Vest Wirginia?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:33 PM (I2dne)

281 I guess that explains the picture of Northam in the Morning Report holding the stethoscope in his right hand.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 11, 2019 03:33 PM (uGHnY)

282 Now, if it's revealed Northam used the word "boof" in high school, he's toast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

283 You stupid backwards hick Republicans should know better than to hatefully imply that large groups of people are dumb!

Posted by: Journalists at February 11, 2019 03:34 PM (qCnHp)

284 263 Name a place that begins with "V" and ends with "A" that is a total political trainwreck with mentally impaired leaders that the people can't seem to remove?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (RpM6k)

No es muy comico, cabron...

Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at February 11, 2019 03:34 PM (AURKQ)

285 Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
Three years ago this week, I declared myself #NeverTrump in 2016. Today, I'm endorsing President Trump and Vice President Pence for re-election in 2020 and am glad to help them on the trail as needed during Campaign 2020.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)

---

All this means is that for whatever reason, Soros didn't feel like paying Erickson.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 03:34 PM (KUaJL)

286 It's actually quite an advantage to have your dominant arm pulling the club through, rather than risking having your dominant arm push it through (a recipe for hooking the ball).

---------

Also good for golf too.

Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Posted by: SH at February 11, 2019 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

287 I'll treat EE the same way as I treat Beck.

Someone who I used to think was great and a true warrior for America and freedom, but turned out to be either incredibly, incredibly moronic and/or a charlatan.

Welcome back to the side of America, but I sure as hell ain't inviting you over for dinner ever again.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 11, 2019 03:34 PM (yTfbH)

288 Justin Fairfax should throw in the towel and resign. He has no big-time future in politics, anyway---
Wait
[ROFL]
You think [ROFL] being a [ROFL] rapist [ROFL] would stop a Democrat from climbing the ladder of success?

Oh you people. Hey, anyone here's daughter interested in politics and cigars?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 11, 2019 03:34 PM (cRkMZ)

289 "Couldn't have been me. I'm a two-fisted drinker!"

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 03:34 PM (x/2Z8)

290 And getting towards the end of the night/early morning it would take both hands to hold one beer. The Gov is clearly not doing it right, amateur.

Posted by: BigZesty at February 11, 2019 03:34 PM (Ejpxe)

291 Maybe 'dominant hand' means his wanking one thus the confusion coonfusion?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 11, 2019 03:34 PM (Evws/)

292 Do the mice grow the hair on their heads or just their backs?

Also, aren't all mice already covered with hair or is someone shaving mice for a living?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (xfb67)

293 @EWErickson
Three years ago this week, I declared myself #NeverTrump in 2016. Today, I'm endorsing President Trump and Vice President Pence for re-election in 2020 and am glad to help them on the trail as needed during Campaign 2020.


That's nice.

Who are you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (YqDXo)

294 I'm left-handed, bat and throw left-handed, but was taught by a golf pro to golf right-handed. It's actually quite an advantage to have your dominant arm pulling the club through, rather than risking having your dominant arm push it through (a recipe for hooking the ball).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:33 PM (YqDXo)


AT&T Pro-Am winner Phil Mickelson is right handed but golfs left because he watched his dad swing and mirrored him while facing him.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (IXZGh)

295 Name a place that begins with "V" and ends with "A" that is a total political trainwreck with mentally impaired leaders that the people can't seem to remove?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (RpM6k)


Valhalla, Vagina?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (/9p9e)

296 277
Fine by me.

Fewer voices on the right that are reflexively anti-Trump is a good thing, no matter what their reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (ANN96)

True, but he's thinking it will actually work, which makes him stupid.
Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:33 PM (IXZGh)

=============

I don't read him, so I care little for his political and financial well-being.

However, if he has an audience and they get fewer "Trump did something I like but he's still a meanie butthead" stories and more, "Trump is flawed but is delivering things that I like and that's a good thing", then it strengthens the coalition overall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (ANN96)

297 STFD, STFU and EABOD Doughboy. PDT needs no help from GOPe douchebags like you.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (ffYR/)

Eh. There has to be a mechanism for people to grow up. I am not saying we completely forget what happened or what they did.

This may come from my desire to want to believe the best in people and that they are not smarmy, gravy train riding weather vanes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (ycWCI)

298 But which hand does he use for a Dutch rudder?

Posted by: RKae at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (vA7rK)

299 265 Just think 3 weeks ago, Mrs. Northam probably thought she was on top of the world. Married to a doctor and a governor.
Posted by: SH at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (sX1BW)

And as long as he had a beer in his left hand, she knew wasn't feeling other women's buns at parties

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (RZ6R1)

300 That's definitely his right hand he's signing with. His wedding ring is on the fourth finger of his other hand.

Posted by: bluebell at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (U5tDi)

301 True, but he's thinking it will actually work, which makes him stupid.
Posted by: Sponge


Erick Ericson stupid?

SHUT THE DOOR!

Really?

Fat bottom boys, they make the rockin' world go 'round.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (vcOmj)

302 If true McD's is about to be the most wealthy company in the world when they add that chemical to a shampoo.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (cRkMZ)


Yeah, but they'll break even after paying out on all the lawsuits from overweight, hirsute women seeking recompense for years of body waxing.

Posted by: Bert G at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (tOP4K)

303 257 Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice.

***

If true McD's is about to be the most wealthy company in the world when they add that chemical to a shampoo.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (cRkMZ)

...

You didn't hear yet where the hair grows.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (yL25O)

304 >> Maybe 'dominant hand' means his wanking one


Which hand does he rub the shoe polish on his glans with? That's the question.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (/wAOm)

305 BuzzardFeed must have let the really talented ones go...

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (x/2Z8)

306 285 All this means is that for whatever reason, Soros didn't feel like paying Erickson.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 03:34 PM (KUaJL)


And yet, while I'm not rushing to forgive and forget, he is a damn site better, at least on the outside, than Kristol and the Plagiarist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (/9p9e)

307 And as an adult you submitted this photo for your yearbook because it wasn't you, either in blackface, or in the KKK outfit...?
You submitted it to be on your page because.....it was funny?

No?

Why?

Yeah - one of these assholes is you.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (37IEG)

308 I'm left handed, bat right handed and drink both handed.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (0tfLf)

309 Erick Erickson
@EWErickson
Three years ago this week, I declared myself #NeverTrump in 2016. Today, I'm endorsing President Trump and Vice President Pence for re-election in 2020

Translation: I am losing my shirt on advertising etc. Slime bag. Sorry. aint buying it, go cry in the corner with Glen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (L3YlV)

310 Wasn't or greatest President left handed? (Obama) Which hand does the fake indian use to drink beer with? "I think I'll just grab a beer".

Posted by: Colin at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (cprq8)

311 Maybe he's holding it in his left hand because it isn't his beer.

Posted by: Speller at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (pSotA)

312 [-]I've decided that when I get home from work this afternoon, I'm gong
to strap on my downhill skis and go schushing down the hill from my
house, just to do it.

maybe do a couple little runs.

whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched


I expected an RBG sock at the end of that comment. I'm getting loopy.

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (786Ro)

313 Telling journalists not to learn to code is now hate speech because it implies that they are dumb."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:28 PM (ANN96)


Then just ask if Duplo blocks are a bit much for them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 11, 2019 03:36 PM (hLRSq)

314 Isn't this the explanation of ' gaslighting'?

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (/rm4P)

315 Someone's gonna get kicked off Twitter with that attitude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (ANN96)
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Sorta like those NeverTrumpers, I've long been a "NeverTwitterer."

Though, I suppose I could have become one of the Twitterati, had a supreme fall from grace then redeemed myself.

An act in 240 characters or less.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (WEBkv)

316 [i ]If true McD's is about to be the most wealthy company in the world when they add that chemical to a shampoo.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (cRkMZ)

But, don't mice already grow hair over their entire body?

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (IXZGh)

317 True story:

My dad was born left-handed. But when he was growing up, in the Olde Dayes, the schoolmarms told him (and all the left-handed kids) that using our left hand to write was "wrong," and that all student must learn to write "correctly," which meant with the right hand.

As a result, the teachers literally use to smack him on the knuckles if he tried writing with his left hand, and he was trained by force to learn how to write with his right hand only.

And for his whole life, and to this day, he has always written with his right hand -- but he dos literally everything else left-handed.

He claims that this was standard practice in schools in his era.

However, my father is much older than Northam and from a different part of the country, so I'm not sure that Northam could make the same claim - -i.e.e that he may write with his right hand, but only because he was forced to as a child, and in reality he's left-handed.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (c+2jX)

318 To my knowlege....Trump hasn't done anything racist but the media bend over backward with claims that he is racist. A Democrat displays true evidence of racism and these same shitstains go way out of their way to try and prove their guy is not racist.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (Bbhgv)

319 257 Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice.

***

If true McD's is about to be the most wealthy company in the world when they add that chemical to a shampoo.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (cRkMZ)

...

You didn't hear yet where the hair grows.

------------

In related news, Shep's partner just won a one-year supply of McDonald fries.

Posted by: SH at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (sX1BW)

320 And????

I type really well with my left hand for reasons I'd rather not go into.

Posted by: STV at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (KzSQh)

321 #LearnToShaveMice

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

322 "Well, he may be right-handed, but we were the first to report that Northam is a Republican." -- This.Is.CNN.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (tVbkN)

323 "...my desire to want to believe the best in people and that they are not smarmy, gravy train riding weather vanes."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (ycWCI)

That's adorable!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (wYseH)

324 293 @EWErickson
Three years ago this week, I declared myself #NeverTrump in 2016. Today, I'm endorsing President Trump and Vice President Pence for re-election in 2020 and am glad to help them on the trail as needed during Campaign 2020.

That's nice.

Who are you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (YqDXo)

...

Imagine keeping such close track of your important personal declarations that you know it was three years ago to the week.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (yL25O)

325 Pregnant woman, upset over lack of beef patties, smashes New York restaurant's windows with bat, police say

Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (QkjLD)

326 Northam may be able to explain this away...or not.

To wit:

Many left-handed surgeons force themselves to become essentially right-handed because a lot of surgical equipment is designed for the right-handed and also because the surgical techniques they learn are from the right-handed perspective. Northam could have become so comfortable using his right hand in surgery that he now uses it as his dominant hand for everything.

But wait! Northam didn't become a surgeon, he went into pediatric neurology which doesn't involve the use of a scalpel save in making punctures to place catheters or perform a lumbar puncture...procedures which hardly call for it to be held with the right hand.

But Northam may have needed to use a scalpel in medical school (as he told his colleagues) and that is where he mastered the use of his right hand. However, all a medical student would use a scalpel for was for cadaver dissection, practice operations on live pigs, or punctures for the relatively simple procedures mentioned in the previous paragraph. In real surgeries, medical students do little more than hold retractors and cut sutures. As such, a medical student, unless they were going into surgery, would not need to master using a scalpel with their non-dominant hand.

That leaves us with whether he did a year of internship before starting his neurology residency. One would need to today, but that may not have been the case in the 1980's. Now if he did work a year as an intern, and he did a "transitional" internship, he may have needed to perform basic live surgeries as a trainee where the right-handed use of a scalpel may be very helpful and something he may have trained himself to do.

So in order to completely nail him with these photos of him writing or holding a microphone with his right hand, you have to prove that he never did an internship which potentially would have forced him to use a scalpel with his right hand. Otherwise, he can claim he became right handed because, under stress, he was forced to operate with his right hand as an intern.

Of course, if there were actual partisan journalists at buzzfeed instead of partisan cheerleaders, they would have investigated this information, and if it were true that he had surgical experience in an intern year, used it to bolster his claim.

Posted by: thery at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (gJAok)

327 321 #LearnToShaveMice
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (ptqGC)


With Gillette. The best a mouse can get...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (/9p9e)

328 And as long as he had a beer in his left hand, she knew wasn't feeling other women's buns at parties
----

Oh, I'm not afraid of him groping other *women*, I mean look at him.


Posted by: Ms Gov Coonman at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (cRkMZ)

329 In fact, I hold a beer in my cleavage when river-floating in the tubes to keep from getting river slosh in it. Top that Dr. Mengele.

Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (nRWPy)

obligatory pics or it didn't happen comment lol

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (8D42x)

330


Fry Head!

Posted by: Hare lip at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (aKsyK)

331 Eric Erickson seeing the light?

--------

His prolonged estrus failed to attract his preferred Dem mates at CNN. I assume he's already applied to and been rejected by the Bulwark on account of not enough Rials making it past Kristol's sticky fingers.

So now he is slinking back to present his swollen ass to the Right again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)

332 He...and buzzfeed will next claim that he has forced himself since those days to use his right hand so as to be less discriminatory....

Posted by: DaveJ at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (LqkvJ)

333 325 Pregnant woman, upset over lack of beef patties, smashes New York restaurant's windows with bat, police say
Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (QkjLD)


At least she didn't call 911...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (/9p9e)

334 Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice.

Pretty sure "Being A Mouse" is what grows hair on mice.

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (x/2Z8)

335 See, idiots like these don't seem to really internalize the fact that, in order for "The Big Lie" to work, it has to actually be a... you know... Big Lie.

A brazen Little Lie, even a thousand of them, just makes you look like a dickslit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (AURKQ)

336 273 263 Name a place that begins with "V" and ends with "A" that is a total political trainwreck with mentally impaired leaders that the people can't seem to remove?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (RpM6k)

Venezuela?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 11, 2019 03:32 PM (KUaJL)
_______________________________________

Judges?

They'll accept Venezuela and they would have also accepted Virginia.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:39 PM (RpM6k)

337 Shep sure is a silly little bitch.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 03:39 PM (xfb67)

338
Shep just told me there's a chemical in the oil McDonald's uses for its fries that causes hair to grow on lab mice. ***

If true McD's is about to be the most wealthy company in the world when they add that chemical to a shampoo.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (cRkMZ)


On the down side it's Ronald McDonald hair.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 11, 2019 03:39 PM (TAmPV)

339 323 "...my desire to want to believe the best in people and that they are not smarmy, gravy train riding weather vanes."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2019 03:35 PM (ycWCI)

That's adorable!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (wYseH)


I saw the Gravy Train Riding Weather Vanes open for the New Riders of the Purple Sage at the Fillmore East in '73.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2019 03:39 PM (/9p9e)

340 My dad was born left-handed. But when he was growing up, in the Olde Dayes, the schoolmarms told him (and all the left-handed kids) that using our left hand to write was "wrong," and that all student must learn to write "correctly," which meant with the right hand.

As a result, the teachers literally use to smack him on the knuckles if he tried writing with his left hand, and he was trained by force to learn how to write with his right hand only.

And for his whole life, and to this day, he has always written with his right hand -- but he dos literally everything else left-handed.


My father was exactly the same. He even golfed left-handed, as well as batted left-handed, but wrote and threw right-handed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

341 Man, gay clown filled manholes are the WORST.

Posted by: Weasel at February 11, 2019 03:39 PM (MVjcR)

342 Nurse R,

My hill is loaded with skidoo's. I'd ski it but the road at the bottom actually has traffic.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2019 03:39 PM (0tfLf)

343 Yeah, but they'll break even after paying out on all the lawsuits from
overweight, hirsute women seeking recompense for years of body waxing.

***

Well, look, their are plenty of overweight women eating at McD's, but letting the jungle grow to fight the patriarchy is more of an upper middle class woman thing now.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (cRkMZ)

344 So, you can't grow hair where there are no hair follicles, so are they saying that the chemical in the McDonald's oil causes the creation of said follicles and grows hair where previously impossible or does it regenerate the previously dead follicle causing it to once again grow hair?

What does Bill Nye have to say about this?

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (IXZGh)

345 102 if one is left handed, one can only hold a beer in the left hand. (Buzzfeed Law). So Northam is right handed, beer in right hand is absolute proof it IS Northam in blackface. the end

Posted by: illiniwek at February 11, 2019 03:13 PM (Cus5s)

Thank you for writing this summary. Because I was, honestly, having trouble following their line of argument.

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (hl9+B)

346 I am not left-handed!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (8BySX)

347 But, don't mice already grow hair over their entire body?

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (IXZGh)

I have no idea of the details of this study, if it even was a study, but there are breeds of hairless mice used in labs all over the world.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (wYseH)

348 Isn't this the explanation of ' gaslighting'?
Posted by: Skip


What? Does Northam light his own farts?

Is that gas lighting?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (vcOmj)

349 It not impossible he's one of those people who has a dominant hand but does different things with the other hand (my cousin for instance, paints with one hand, combs with the other, etc). But either way its a retarded defense and I find the "look at this picture of him wearing the same godawful pants nobody sane would be caught dead wearing in the 1980s" images a lot more compelling, shall we say.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (39g3+)

350 293 @EWErickson

...

Serious question: should we start a dead pool of NeverTrump?

Surely, whether coordinated or not, this will not be the only defection, once it starts.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (yL25O)

351 Remember when the vegetarians complained and McDonalds changed the fry oil?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (xfb67)

352 All the people standing behind Northam in that signing photo are WHITE. Just sayin'.

Also, Northam is from the Southam. What's that about?

Posted by: Caliban at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (qEujL)

353 I always assumed that when Northam said he was willing to submit the picture for facial recognition that that meant he was the guy in the KKK hood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (ycWCI)

354 I use either hand to do many things, In the army I did nearly everything right handed like everyone else. Batted either hand in HS baseball.

Posted by: Colin at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (cprq8)

355 Anybody remember when Fonzie was on the jury and he was the lone holdout on the case of the black biker who had snatched a purse and then he discovers the crucial clue in the testimony, that the thief was holding the purse up in his left hand and that the motorcycle was British so it had a left handed throttle.....

This should be a SPURWING plover post.

Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (9VeU0)

356 347 But, don't mice already grow hair over their entire body?

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (IXZGh)

I have no idea of the details of this study, if it even was a study, but there are breeds of hairless mice used in labs all over the world.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (wYseH)

...

Or maybe the hair is growing inside their mouths or something.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (yL25O)

357 For the record I wasn't the guy in blackface or just wearing a klan get-up.

I was the guy wearing black face under the klan get-up.

Get it right!

Posted by: Gov Coonman at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (cRkMZ)

358 But hey, this is getting them clicks and attention, and that's the whole purpose of the site. They exist only by trolling the internet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (39g3+)

359
The word "left" in French is "Gauche" and in Italian "Sinistra."

Gauche and Sinister = the Left.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (/9p9e)

360 There is no way that I am living in a reality that is this stupid. I must be schizophrenic. It's the only logical explanation.

Posted by: wtp at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (WQfDg)

361 344
So, you can't grow hair where there are no hair follicles, so are they
saying that the chemical in the McDonald's oil causes the creation of
said follicles and grows hair where previously impossible or does it
regenerate the previously dead follicle causing it to once again grow
hair?



What does Bill Nye have to say about this?

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (IXZGh)
We have to do something with those clumps of protoplasmic skin we harvest.

Posted by: Planned NON Parenthood at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

362 In fact, I hold a beer in my cleavage when river-floating in the tubes to keep from getting river slosh in it.

Posted by: dagny at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (nRWPy)


That's what Michael Moore does too!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

363 So golf is like hockey. Like a lot of righties I shoot far better left-handed.

Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (talIc)

364 To my knowlege....Trump hasn't done anything racist but the media bend over backward with claims that he is racist. A Democrat displays true evidence of racism and these same shitstains go way out of their way to try and prove their guy is not racist.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (Bbhgv)


Hell, Congressmen have called him racist in speeches to the public. It doesn't matter if it's TRUE or not.

#OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (IXZGh)

365 But, don't mice already grow hair over their entire body?

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (IXZGh)
.......

It's pretty much gone when you pull them out of the deep fryer.

Posted by: wth at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

366 325 Pregnant woman, upset over lack of beef patties, smashes New York restaurant's windows with bat, police say
Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (QkjLD)

If a pregnant woman wants a beef patty you'd better find a freakin' BEEF PATTY DAMMIT!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

367 Ben Smith is a slimy toad who has been instrumental in the manipulation and coordination of the news.

Remember Journolist? And all the special little tidbits that he came up with just in time to save someone's butt?

Not to forget being a major outlet for the foundation for the attempted coup (actually they succeeded partially. Trump lost a lot of political power by the constant nit picking and uncertainty.) with the dossier.

I know it won't happen but someone really needs to go to jail or lose a pension or something for crying out loud.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 11, 2019 03:42 PM (WG0xd)

368 Why would anyone need a hairless mouse?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 03:42 PM (xfb67)

369 But, don't mice already grow hair over their entire body?

Except nose, paws, and tail. Ears are pretty bare, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 03:42 PM (39g3+)

370 368 Why would anyone need a hairless mouse?

I denounce myself.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 03:42 PM (xfb67)


Richard is "gearing" up...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 11, 2019 03:42 PM (/9p9e)

371 Could just start using #GetARealJob

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2019 03:42 PM (/rm4P)

372 Babylon Bee:

Virginia Democrats Announce They Will Only Resign For A Real Scandal Like Getting Caught Wearing A MAGA Hat

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:42 PM (ANN96)

373 What does Bill Nye have to say about this?
---

I have free candy in my van kids.

Well...that's what I always say, ok?


Posted by: Bill Nye at February 11, 2019 03:42 PM (cRkMZ)

374 By the way, this is beautiful poetry:

"They don't just fall on their faces;
their pants fall down, their little pickles flop about,
and then they trip and fall into open manholes
filled with gay clowns."

Posted by: Caliban at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (qEujL)

375 Why would anyone need a hairless mouse
If you have to ask...

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (uGHnY)

376 So now he is slinking back to present his swollen ass to the Right again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



lol.

fkn peotry.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (NLLmE)

377 364
Hell, Congressmen have called him racist in speeches to the public. It doesn't matter if it's TRUE or not.

#OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (IXZGh)

============

Harry Reid told me so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ANN96)

378 He claims that this was standard practice in schools in his era.



However, my father is much older than Northam and from a different
part of the country, so I'm not sure that Northam could make the same
claim - -i.e.e that he may write with his right hand, but only because
he was forced to as a child, and in reality he's left-handed.

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (c+2jX)

This was the case with my late father as well, except that the *only* thing he did with his left hand was eat. He said lunchtime was the only time he wouldn't get a ruler across the knuckles for using his left hand.

Posted by: Bert G at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (tOP4K)

379 I always played Hockey, Lacrosse and Golf Left Handed.

Everything else right handed.

Though I can fish with both hands...and, of course row.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (/wAOm)

380 4 In his defense, he Faps Left Handed.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 03:04 PM (/wAOm)


Number 4. I guess that's about right. But I thought 2 at the latest.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you only eat the ones you love' at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (xcbew)

381 Ilhan Omar's condemnation of AIPAC gets white (and I do mean white) knighted.

David Duke
@DrDavidDuke
So, let us get this straight. It is "Anti-Semitism" to point out that the most powerful political moneybags in American politics are Zionists who put another nation's interest (israel's) over that of America ??????

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (+y/Ru)

382 I can only bat left-handed, but cannot use left-handed scissors at all and have always used regular scissors to cut. Knives, left-handed.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (aWjrD)

383 349 It not impossible he's one of those people who has a dominant hand but does different things with the other hand (my cousin for instance, paints with one hand, combs with the other, etc). But either way its a retarded defense and I find the "look at this picture of him wearing the same godawful pants nobody sane would be caught dead wearing in the 1980s" images a lot more compelling, shall we say.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 03:40 PM (39g3+)

...

I'm not sure why we would accept the testimony of someone who is not sure if he wore a particular (and singular) Halloween costume one year, but who has a True Story to tell us about how no, it couldn't have been him because one shoulder has always been higher than the other ever since that waterskiing accident he had.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (yL25O)

384 Surprise!

Boehner is speaking at a memorial for Dingle.

He's joining the usual suspects of Clinton, et al.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

385 Harry Reid is unreliable, he lets his rubber gym equipment beat the snot out of him.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (37IEG)

386 381 Ilhan Omar's condemnation of AIPAC gets white (and I do mean white) knighted.

David Duke
@DrDavidDuke
So, let us get this straight. It is "Anti-Semitism" to point out that the most powerful political moneybags in American politics are Zionists who put another nation's interest (israel's) over that of America ??????
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (+y/Ru)

============

New Rules:

All who support Omar are now the same as David Duke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (ANN96)

387 If the mice are hairless and the oil makes them grow hair, is that not a miracle?

Oh wait, Shep wants hairless mice, this is all starting to make sense.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (xfb67)

388 328 And as long as he had a beer in his left hand, she knew wasn't feeling other women's buns at parties
----

Oh, I'm not afraid of him groping other *women*, I mean look at him.


Posted by: Ms Gov Coonman at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (cRkMZ)

Got news for ya hun, the KKK had female members

ik phrasing

Posted by: REDACTED at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (RZ6R1)

389 I don't get something.

The guy who edited the yearbook said the pictures were selected by the student who's page it was. Okay so nether the KKK guy or the blackface dude were Northam.

WHY did Northam select this photos for his yearbook? Did he think it was funny?

It doesn't matter if he is in the photos, he picked the photo.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (AJj50)

390 To my knowlege....Trump hasn't done anything racist but the media bend over backward with claims that he is racist.

***

The FNM has opined on this actually.

Wanting a border is racist, because if you don't let in enough Latins, white people can't be politically sidelined.

Which in turn isn't racist for, uh, reasons.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (cRkMZ)

391 David Duke
@DrDavidDuke
So, let us get this straight. It is "Anti-Semitism" to point out that the most powerful political moneybags in American politics are Zionists who put another nation's interest (israel's) over that of America ??????
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (+y/Ru)

Yes.

Asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (AURKQ)

392 379 I always played Hockey, Lacrosse and Golf Left Handed.

Everything else right handed.

Though I can fish with both hands...and, of course row.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (/wAOm)

I could one boobie in each hand so theres that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you only eat the ones you love' at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (xcbew)

393 In college, I used both hands when I drank beer.

Kegstands, Dr. Fancypants. Kegstands.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:45 PM (RpM6k)

394 390
The FNM has opined on this actually.

Wanting a border is racist, because if you don't let in enough Latins, white people can't be politically sidelined.

Which in turn isn't racist for, uh, reasons.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (cRkMZ)

============

His comment about rapists coming from Mexico is stretched to make it sound like Trump thinks that all Mexicans are rapists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:45 PM (ANN96)

395 New Rules:

All who support Omar are now the same as David Duke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (ANN96)
++++++++++
Absolutely. Remember when they ran Trump through the wringer for Duke's unsolicited and unwanted endorsement?

She's in the Klan now. Their rules.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:45 PM (I2dne)

396 237
Thanks, LCD! will do!



My newer K2s would get trashed. I have some old Atomics.



whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:29 PM (d7Ww2)

Hahaha.
Everyone who ever skiied has some old Atomics somewhere.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 03:45 PM (sy5kK)

397 I'm left handed, bat right handed and drink both handed.


A lot of us are what's called "cross dominant" either by choice or by force. My left eye is dominant, so I shoot left handed, write left handed, handle some things left handed - but do a lot of things strictly right handed, probably because the only golf clubs I could afford as a kid were right handed. And if you want to pick up a guitar? The rest is ambidextrous, eating, drinking, jer-er combing my hair...


Nothing I love more than handing somebody a pair of left-handed scissors though. They'll always get returned.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 03:45 PM (sLicW)

398 The best part of the Erickson tweet is his former leftist masters are destroying him now. You're a man without a country not, fatty. Chew on that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 11, 2019 03:46 PM (BqXKV)

399 I think we better start buzzfeed off with Learn to Think.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2019 03:46 PM (r+sAi)

400 Trump is so racist that he won the 1986 Ellis Island Medal of Honor with Rosa Parks and Muhammed Ali.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 03:46 PM (xfb67)

401 395 New Rules:

All who support Omar are now the same as David Duke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (ANN96)
++++++++++
Absolutely. Remember when they ran Trump through the wringer for Duke's unsolicited and unwanted endorsement?

She's in the Klan now. Their rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:45 PM (I2dne)

============

Gotta find all those editorials calling Trump racist for not denouncing Duke fast enough and just replace his name with Omar.

Then publish endlessly.

I'm sure Jen Rubin's got something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:46 PM (ANN96)

402 Babylon Bee:

Virginia Democrats Announce They Will Only Resign For A Real Scandal Like Getting Caught Wearing A MAGA Hat

-
I also liked: Confronted With Details Of Green New Deal, Ocasio-Cortez Claims Not To Speak English

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:46 PM (+y/Ru)

403 But hey, this is getting them clicks and attention, and that's the whole purpose of the site. They exist only by trolling the internet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 03:41 PM (39g3+)

-------------------------------

I think a large part of the reason they exist is to break stories that make people into public figures. Then, the NBCs of the world can tear them apart without fear of lawsuits. There's a reason NBC invested $400 million in them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 03:46 PM (ffYR/)

404 All who support Omar are now the same as David Duke.
---

For the record, I may hate people because of their race, I might take money from foreign governments to slam the American military, I might in fact be the slimiest son of a bitch you ever met, but I've never f*cked my sister.


Posted by: David Duke at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (cRkMZ)

405 Northam is wearing a right hand belt. And his 'vette is right handed as well.

Posted by: 13times at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (WFFyK)

406 I can only do the Vulcan V with my left hand.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (/rm4P)

407
David Duke @DrDavidDuke So, let us get this straight. It is "Anti-Semitism" to point out that the most powerful political moneybags in American politics are Zionists who put another nation's interest (israel's) over that of America ?????? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 03:43 PM (+y/Ru) ============
New Rules:

All who support Omar are now the same as David Duke.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (ANN96)


Remember when Truimp was racist because he didn't immediately denounce Duke after he agreed with something Trump said

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)

408 Wait a minute, when David Duke agreed with Trump in 2016, it automatically made Trump a Klansmen.

Now, when David Duke agrees with Ilhan Omar, what does that make Omar?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (RpM6k)

409 Old and Busted: #LearnToCode

New Hotness: #HaHaHaF*ckAlongNow

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (AURKQ)

410 Learn to choad. Oh wait....

Posted by: ... at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (qCnHp)

411 >>My newer K2s would get trashed. I have some old Atomics.


"Go really fast...that way."

"If something gets in your way - TURN!"

Posted by: Charles de Mar at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (/wAOm)

412 405 Northam is wearing a right hand belt. And his 'vette is right handed as well.
Posted by: 13times at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (WFFyK)

...

Plus his shirt buttons.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (yL25O)

413 Somehow, I don't think little babies care if he's right, or left handed.

Posted by: franksalterego at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (3cq8T)

414 400 Trump is so racist that he won the 1986 Ellis Island Medal of Honor with Rosa Parks and Muhammed Ali.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2019 03:46 PM (xfb67)

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And we all remember the footage that Hillary found of that event.

Trump walked up and kneed Ali in the balls and punched Rosa so hard in the face that she instantly lost consciousness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (ANN96)

415 Haaretz is reporting that kerchief head is now apologizing for her tweet.
Then takes the opportunity to attack the NRA, AIPAC and the fossil fuel industry for being wrong lobbyists.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (37IEG)

416 Here he is with a beer in his right hand.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/321216/

Posted by: steevy at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (BXMxN)

417 Now, when David Duke agrees with Ilhan Omar, what does that make Omar?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (RpM6k)
+++++++++++
A Klansman. TheJamesMadison is spot-on with this. Their rules rule. So she's in the Klan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (I2dne)

418 Another weird thing about my father's handedness is that I seem to have inherited some kind of semi-ambidextrousness from him. Although my sister is also strictly left-handed, and I am supposedly right-handed, there are all sorts of activities and actions that I naturally and automatically do left-handed, without even realizing it.

First time I played pool, I turned out to be a natiral and was really good at it -- but as people later tried to explain to me, I was doing it "backwards" i.e. using the left-handed stance.

First time I ever saw a guitar, I picked it up and started randomly playing notes on it, and within an hour had taught myself to pick out melodies and do a few basic chords -- but I was not only playing it left-handed, but upside-down and not restrung, a la Jimi Hendrix. When people tried to tach me to play it either right-handed, or with a left-hand string arrangement, I found it utterly impossible, and still do.

When I play tennis, I am completely ambidextrous, and use either hand equally.

When I play golf, I use right-hand clubs for everything -- except putting, which I do left-handed.

Etc. etc. etc., for all sorts of things. Except writing, which I can only do with my right hand.

the world is divided into three groups: Right-handed, Left-handed, and Ambidextrous. But I fit into none of these -- I'm semi-ambidectrous.

I guess I'm like some weird outlier sexual/gender minority, a transqueer lesbian macho queen. So I hereby make the following demands: Separate classrooms and special teaching materials for Semi-Ambidextrous! Stop the Hate!

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (c+2jX)

419 404 All who support Omar are now the same as David Duke.
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For the record, I may hate people because of their race, I might take money from foreign governments to slam the American military, I might in fact be the slimiest son of a bitch you ever met, but I've never f*cked my sister.


Posted by: David Duke at February 11, 2019 03:47 PM (cRkMZ)

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"Neither have I!"
-Rep Omar

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (ANN96)

420 His comment about rapists coming from Mexico is stretched to make it sound like Trump thinks that all Mexicans are rapists.
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Hmm, do you think they need any dashing your political phenoms in Mexico?


Posted by: Lt Gov Fairfax at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (cRkMZ)

421 28 FIRST!!!!!

What is your secret?

Posted by: franksalterego at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (3cq8T)

422 New Rules:

All who support Omar are now the same as David Duke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:44 PM (ANN96)
++++++++++


New Rules:

She must denounce David Duke and the KKK otherwise she's a GRAND DRAGON in the KKK and has murdered blacks in the streets by dragging them behind a vehicle by a noose.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:49 PM (IXZGh)

423 God Agrees To Spare Virginia If Just 10 Democrats Who Never Wore Blackface Can Be Found

http://tinyurl.com/y5a3yhp4

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 03:49 PM (39g3+)

424 Eric Erickson seeing the light?

--------

His prolonged estrus failed to attract his preferred Dem mates at CNN. I assume he's already applied to and been rejected by the Bulwark on account of not enough Rials making it past Kristol's sticky fingers.

So now he is slinking back to present his swollen ass to the Right again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

__________

I'm all about former Trump skeptics voting the right way in 2020, but at the same time, these pundits are dead to me.

I'm certainly not going to suddenly start taking my political cues from that asshole because once his career is in shambles, he finally decides NeverTrump doesn't provide the paycheck he wanted.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2019 03:49 PM (UfkIY)

425 FIRST!!!!!

What is your secret?
Posted by: franksalterego at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (3cq8T)


You're soaking in it.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:49 PM (IXZGh)

426 422
New Rules:

She must denounce David Duke and the KKK otherwise she's a GRAND DRAGON in the KKK and has murdered blacks in the streets by dragging them behind a vehicle by a noose.
Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:49 PM (IXZGh)

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Will she do it?

Cause they both hate Jews a whole lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:49 PM (ANN96)

427
Everything which is old is new again...

'Juden!' spray painted in yellow on window of Paris bagel shop.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/258845

Also, and I can't find confirmation of this from second source... so grain of salt... French minister of interior Christophe Castaner said: "Anti-Semitism has risen by 74% last year.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 11, 2019 03:50 PM (jYje5)

428 I'm all about former Trump skeptics voting the right way in 2020, but at the same time, these pundits are dead to me.

I'm certainly not going to suddenly start taking my political cues from that asshole because once his career is in shambles, he finally decides NeverTrump doesn't provide the paycheck he wanted.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2019 03:49 PM (UfkIY)
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Ditto. Less howling from the communists who used to pretend to be conservatives is a good thing. He is still in the circular file as far as his punditry goes, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:50 PM (I2dne)

429 "No, you see, Omar is only attacking the pernicious Joo, that's not as bad as insulting black people"
--Democrats

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 03:50 PM (39g3+)

430 For the record David Duke made serious bank writing for the oil sheiks in the 00s about the evils of Jews, American foreign policy and republican presidents.


I don't think he and Omar are as strange a couple of bedfellows as you might otherwise expect.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2019 03:50 PM (cRkMZ)

431 I can't roll my tongue. That makes me a minority, or something.

Posted by: Hands at February 11, 2019 03:50 PM (786Ro)

432 Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (c+2jX)
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Now that you mention it, I also switch hands playing tennis.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2019 03:50 PM (aWjrD)

433 427
Everything which is old is new again...

'Juden!' spray painted in yellow on window of Paris bagel shop.

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/258845

Also, and I can't find confirmation of this from second source... so grain of salt... French minister of interior Christophe Castaner said: "Anti-Semitism has risen by 74% last year.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 11, 2019 03:50 PM (jYje5)

Happily, Bagel sales increase 230% month-over-month.

So there's that....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 03:50 PM (AURKQ)

434 424 I'm all about former Trump skeptics voting the right way in 2020, but at the same time, these pundits are dead to me.

I'm certainly not going to suddenly start taking my political cues from that asshole because once his career is in shambles, he finally decides NeverTrump doesn't provide the paycheck he wanted.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2019 03:49 PM (UfkIY)

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Read whoever you want to read, but the truth is that Erickson does still have readership. It may be greatly diminished, but it's still there.

If his turn to nominally pro-Trump is enough to sway some voters to vote Republican in some House race somewhere in 2020 that leads to an extra Republican win, then I'm grateful for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:50 PM (ANN96)

435 I can only bat left-handed, but cannot use left-handed scissors at all
and have always used regular scissors to cut. Knives, left-handed.



I love left handed scissors if they're ergonomically correct. But, I'm used to using right-handed ones doing the pull with thumb/push with fingers thing.

Right handed knives only. I was so excited to get a custom made left-handed knife, until I used it. decades of muscle memory can't be wiped easily. It was sad watching the old man press the wrong side of the frame to unlock the blade. Over and over. If I only had one knife it might be different, but I don't. So right handed from here on out. I just try to make sure that I can deploy it easily, some folders are designed strictly for right handed use.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 03:51 PM (sLicW)

436 I can roll my tongue,and do the Vulcan salute.

Posted by: steevy at February 11, 2019 03:51 PM (BXMxN)

437 ". . . in the streets by dragging them behind a vehicle by a noose."

Well, her fellow Somalians are well-versed in dragging dead U.S. servicemen through the streets of Mogadishu, so she's got that going for her and her "First Somalian" crap.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2019 03:51 PM (RpM6k)

438 Richard is "gearing" up...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

ISWYDT

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2019 03:51 PM (+Yxdh)

439 As much as I hate all this bullshti "rrraaaaacisssstyttist" crap, if Northam wasn't the guy in the picture ... then why was that picture on his yearbook page, to begin with?

I don't care if he was in blackface ... or the guy in the hoodie next to the blackface guy. He wants to kill infants and thinks that it's actually legal to pass and sign a law allowing such murders.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 03:51 PM (XZlDP)

440 163 Aw, hell...just scroll through all the left-handedness:
https://tinyurl.com/ybretn25
Posted by: Bert G at February 11, 2019 03:20 PM (tOP4K)

You have now done more research than the author of the Buzzfeed article.

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 03:52 PM (hl9+B)

441 Y'all can be assured, if I ever run for office, I will have a beer in both hands in any pictures that surface.

Posted by: no good deed at February 11, 2019 03:52 PM (uTY3H)

442 /i]I'm certainly not going to suddenly start taking my political cues from that asshole because once his career is in shambles, he finally decides NeverTrump doesn't provide the paycheck he wanted.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2019 03:49 PM (UfkIY)

You don't need to. He'll still have readers or listeners, no matter how few. They are the ones we want the votes from.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 11, 2019 03:52 PM (kUmUV)

443 Meanwhile, in other news today.... Wait a minute there isn't any other news. Governance will take care of itself. The Whole World's watching and I'm pretty sure they're effing laughing.

Posted by: Backwoods Willie 3rd cousin twice removed at February 11, 2019 03:52 PM (qdINy)

444 Test.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you only eat the ones you love' at February 11, 2019 03:52 PM (xcbew)

445 I learned to code left-handed... helped with a scholarship!

Posted by: Inogame at February 11, 2019 03:52 PM (k7NEf)

446 439 As much as I hate all this bullshti "rrraaaaacisssstyttist" crap, if Northam wasn't the guy in the picture ... then why was that picture on his yearbook page, to begin with?

I don't care if he was in blackface ... or the guy in the hoodie next to the blackface guy. He wants to kill infants and thinks that it's actually legal to pass and sign a law allowing such murders.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 03:51 PM (XZlDP)

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If we hadn't lived through a few cycles that included the following, I also wouldn't care:

"Romney is a monster for giving a kid a haircut in high school."

"Kavanaugh said boof in his yearbook!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:53 PM (ANN96)

447 Meanwhile, in other news today.... Wait a minute there isn't any other news. Governance will take care of itself. The Whole World's watching and I'm pretty sure they're effing laughing planning to capitalize on American incompetence.
Posted by: Backwoods Willie 3rd cousin twice removed at February 11, 2019 03:52 PM (qdINy)
++++++++

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:53 PM (I2dne)

448 Now that you mention it, I also switch hands playing tennis.

I always did, a racket isn't left or right handed. Never had to worry about my backhand! For the longest time I'd serve right, then switch (screwed my left shoulder up skiing).

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 03:53 PM (sLicW)

449 Test.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you only eat the ones you love' at February 11, 2019 03:52 PM (xcbew)


Testies. Testies. One. Two

Huhhuhuuhh Huh.....

Posted by: Butthead at February 11, 2019 03:53 PM (IXZGh)

450 Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (c+2jX)


I also am left handed. But I was a "righty" as far as gymnastics goes.

I can skip rocks and bowl and throw with both hands.

I can write with both hands, but prefer my left.

Scissors are purely right handed, as is handling a knife.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)

451 ++++++++
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:53 PM (I2dne)
++++++++
That was supposed to be a snarky "FIFY" but I'm useless as tits on a boar hog.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:53 PM (I2dne)

452 >>Haaretz is reporting that kerchief head is now apologizing for her tweet.
Then takes the opportunity to attack the NRA, AIPAC and the fossil fuel industry for being wrong lobbyists.

Pelosi is trying to clean up this mess. Heh.
https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2019 03:53 PM (W+vEI)

453 Test.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you only eat the ones you love' at February 11, 2019 03:52 PM (xcbew)

There better not be any math.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 03:54 PM (sLicW)

454 Aha, that proves it. zombie is the guy in the photo.

Posted by: Gov. Northam at February 11, 2019 03:54 PM (dzJ3R)

455 I always batted left hand because I could see the ball better.
^ what I said ^

what the morons will read > I beat with the left to see my balls better.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2019 03:54 PM (r+sAi)

456 Haaretz is reporting that kerchief head is now apologizing for her tweet.

But only in English, I'll wager.

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 03:54 PM (dzJ3R)

457
I love left handed scissors if they're
ergonomically correct. But, I'm used to using right-handed ones doing
the pull with thumb/push with fingers thing.

Right handed knives
only. I was so excited to get a custom made left-handed knife, until I
used it. decades of muscle memory can't be wiped easily. It was sad
watching the old man press the wrong side of the frame to unlock the
blade. Over and over. If I only had one knife it might be different, but
I don't. So right handed from here on out. I just try to make sure that
I can deploy it easily, some folders are designed strictly for right
handed use.


Posted by: clutch cargo at February 11, 2019 03:51 PM (sLicW)

+++
Most of the time it is learning to make do with what's available. When I went to school there were never any left-sided desks to rest your arm on so it was quite tiring after a day of writing with your arm basically in the air.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2019 03:55 PM (aWjrD)

458 In my youth I was in an Oktoberfest beer hall and I entered a contest to see who could hold a full mug of beer out straight armed without spilling the longest. After several minutes I started to struggle. I look at the other competitors, and I looked different. I was the only one using my left hand (but I am right handed). I immediately realized I was doomed, and chugged my beer....
....then wipped off my blackface and put on my KKK hood.

Posted by: tommylotto at February 11, 2019 03:55 PM (dYinJ)

459 I want reparations from illegals.

Posted by: Neo at February 11, 2019 03:55 PM (/03CF)

460 I'm certainly not going to suddenly start taking my political cues from that asshole because once his career is in shambles, he finally decides NeverTrump doesn't provide the paycheck he wanted.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2019 03:49 PM (UfkIY)
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Ditto. Less howling from the communists who used to pretend to be conservatives is a good thing. He is still in the circular file as far as his punditry goes, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:50 PM (I2dne)

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Yep. If that phony blowhard can convince some of the Talentless Tenth of Republicans who oppose Trump to pull their heads from their asses and get on the train, then great, good, I'm glad.

But if you're listening to him, you're a freakin' fool. A fool whose vote we could use to counter some of the margin-of-fraud, but a fool nonetheless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 03:55 PM (AzW6q)

461 I like these lefty righty threads. Interesting. Heidi is lefty. "Only people in their right mind"...Ha Heidi.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you only eat the ones you love' at February 11, 2019 03:55 PM (xcbew)

462 I'm right-handed but I flip the bird with my left hand.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 03:55 PM (XZlDP)

463 So the Dems are doubling down on obliterating their black voter base and their jewish voter base....

In a party based on zero ideology and 100% group affinity/identity politics.

How droll.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 03:55 PM (AURKQ)

464 So let me see if the Governor has this right or would that be left?
Right hand holds scalpel for baby slashing.Left hand writes things except when photographers take pictures because I want to be like most people in pictures.Right hand never holds beer, except when photographers take pictures of me drinking that special inaugural beer that got brewed up for me.Left hand is for holding down uppity Lt. Governors.Right hand is for helping hold down the women the uppity Lt. Governor is face raping.Left hand is for high fiving the VA Attorney General for his soul man makeup.
Got it.

Posted by: An Observation at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (UR3h8)

465 173 OK, waited until after 100 for this O/T rant:

Just got off the phone with Tricare. They refused to pay a claim from my routine Doctor visit with lab work because he charged more than they allow out of network and our Blue Cross that we pay $8,000 a year for paid over 80% of the claim. So now I have to pay them $27 because Tricare refuses to pay anything.

I asked the Humana Military lady why I have Tricare in the first place and she told me that it's free and I don't have to pay a premium. Told her I put 22 years of my life on the line to "pay" for that insurance and then hung up. I am extremely pi$$ed.

And the liberals want this kind of health insurance for the entire Country.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
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TGWS,

First things first, Tricare isn't free. We pay for the privilege of getting Tricare. Yeah, its a nominal annual fee but when I joined mumble mumble years ago I was ALWAYS told that we would have medical care for life if we made it to retirement yet when I retired after 30yrs of service I quickly discovered that in order to "receive" Tri-care that I would have to pay an annual premium.. So the "medical for life" line was an outright fucking lie.

Second, on your point, they owe me $40 over an accounting error and I've been beating their drum for nearly a year. Have made my way to the 2nd level manager and have been told "finance is all over it sir and you will be getting a call from me once the check is in the mail and here is my number and feel free to call me for updates but I'll call you weekly with updates."

That fucker hasn't called once in the last month and I'm a persistent fucker and have called his ass daily for the last three weeks. Unfucking sat! The missus says to drop a note to our Congress critter but I hate to do it over $40 but its about time to request a congressional inquiry just for the point of it.

Oh, have I mentioned that Humana Military sucks sweating ball sacks?

Semper Fidelis

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (7BjFu)

466 460
But if you're listening to him, you're a freakin' fool. A fool whose vote we could use to counter some of the margin-of-fraud, but a fool nonetheless.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 03:55 PM (AzW6q)

============

If only we didn't need fools.

But the foolish will always be with us, and we will need them as long as we live in a republic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (ANN96)

467 Pelosi is trying to clean up this mess. Heh.
https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2019 03:53 PM (W+vEI)
++++++++
Oh my. Some of the responses on that tweet are gross.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (I2dne)

468 All this means is that for whatever reason, Soros didn't feel like paying Erickson.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously

Yeah, this is what you do when CNN doesn't pick up the red phone and your fingers are too fat to code. You come crawling like an armless reptile back to the Trump employment bus.

Posted by: Boswell at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (32YRo)

469 ....then wipped off my blackface and put on my KKK hood.
Posted by: tommylotto



J'accuse!!

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (NLLmE)

470 Louise Mensch has chimed in on Eric Erickson:

@LouisMensch
I'm old enough to remember when conservatives were against treason, and in favor of the United States #NeverTrump

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

471 Posted by: thery at February 11, 2019 03:38 PM (gJAok)

Actually, none of that needs to be proven. He was holding a beer not performing surgery. I hold drinks in my non-dominant hand all the time (in fact it is the hand I unconsciously use to reach for things like drinks because my dominant hand is usually being used for things I need a dominant hand for). That, and he would naturally hold his drink with the arm that was not right next to another person (like the KKK guy or gal).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (AmZyC)

472 462 I'm right-handed but I flip the bird with my left hand.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 03:55 PM (XZlDP)

Huh, you must practice a lot.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you only eat the ones you love' at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (xcbew)

473 Lefty or not, you're using a chainsaw right-handed. I hate that, but I don't want to cut myself up, either.

Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (mhs6e)

474 467 Pelosi is trying to clean up this mess. Heh.
https://twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2019 03:53 PM (W+vEI)
++++++++
Oh my. Some of the responses on that tweet are gross.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (I2dne)

==========

Let me guess:

"Jews are cockroaches who have forced black men gay."

You know, what Louis Farrakhan says?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (ANN96)

475 "... as you have done, so shall it be done to you ...": Obadiah 1:15. Or in words a Democrat can understand: "Payback's a f***in' bitch!"

Posted by: Brown Line at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (S6ArX)

476 I guess I'm like some weird outlier sexual/gender minority, a transqueer lesbian macho queen.

Stop the Hate!
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (c+2jX)



So... you are running for the Democrat nomination in 2020?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (sy5kK)

477 Louise Mensch is either bat shit nuts or getting paid .

Posted by: steevy at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (BXMxN)

478 Brazilian mice don't have hair.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (DMUuz)

479 Louise isn't a mensch. the proper word is meshugga, I think

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (2tdQE)

480 @LouisMensch
I'm old enough to remember when conservatives were against treason, and in favor of the United States #NeverTrump
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

And i'm old enough to remember when no one outside of toothless London methheads had ever even heard of your batshit crazy ass.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (AURKQ)

481 So the Dems are doubling down on obliterating their black voter base and their jewish voter base....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 03:55 PM (AURKQ)


Dems aren't going to lose any of their Jews because they're taking a more overt Jew-hating position. The only jews voting Dem are self-hating douchebags, anyway.

They stayed dem through Barky and even argued that Barky wasn't a Jew-hater. You can't go any lower or stupider than that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (XZlDP)

482 @LouisMensch
I'm old enough to remember when conservatives were against treason, and in favor of the United States #NeverTrump
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++
So is she talking about herself here, or what?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:58 PM (I2dne)

483 470 Louise Mensch has chimed in on Eric Erickson:

@LouisMensch
I'm old enough to remember when conservatives were against treason, and in favor of the United States #NeverTrump
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

===========

"I can't imagine a more anti-American thing that to drive the development of domestic oil reserves that can help increase American marketshare of the oil industry, push prices down, and harm some of our greatest geopolitical foes (who all seem to rely on high gas prices to fund their various anti-American activities)."

*prances in a field*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:58 PM (ANN96)

484 Louise Mensch?

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 03:59 PM (NLLmE)

485 Let me guess:
"Jews are cockroaches who have forced black men gay."

You know, what Louis Farrakhan says?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (ANN96)
++++++++++
In essence, but more subtle than that (and a fair number of other people calling them out on it). I think they have their professionals on Pelosi's thread.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2019 03:59 PM (I2dne)

486 New Rules:



She must denounce David Duke and the KKK otherwise she's a GRAND
DRAGON in the KKK and has murdered blacks in the streets by dragging
them behind a vehicle by a noose.

Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 03:49 PM (IXZGh)


Nah, they'll spin it that he's obviously converted to mohammedism, thereby totally redeeming himself.

Posted by: Bert G at February 11, 2019 03:59 PM (tOP4K)

487 Read whoever you want to read, but the truth is that Erickson does still have readership. It may be greatly diminished, but it's still there.

If his turn to nominally pro-Trump is enough to sway some voters to vote Republican in some House race somewhere in 2020 that leads to an extra Republican win, then I'm grateful for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

_____________

Grateful is not the right word.

Willing to accept their unconditional surrender is closer to what I was thinking.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2019 03:59 PM (UfkIY)

488 You know which hand I use to hold a beer? The one on the arm that isn't around the bride.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 11, 2019 04:00 PM (sjdRT)

489 450 Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 03:48 PM (c+2jX)


I also am left handed. But I was a "righty" as far as gymnastics goes.

I can skip rocks and bowl and throw with both hands.

I can write with both hands, but prefer my left.

Scissors are purely right handed, as is handling a knife.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Together we'll start a movement!

NESA -- Non-Discrimination And Equality for the Semi-Ambidextrous!

We demand our rights!

Ban handedness altogether!

New curriculum for first-graders: "Mommy and Daddy Use Both Hands."

All toilets must have handle on BOTH sides!

Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 04:00 PM (c+2jX)

490 487
Grateful is not the right word.

Willing to accept their unconditional surrender is closer to what I was thinking.
Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2019 03:59 PM (UfkIY)

=============

You know how I see it?

Expanding the tent without sacrificing policy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 04:00 PM (ANN96)

491 The only jews voting Dem are self-hating douchebags, anyway. ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 11, 2019 03:57 PM (XZlDP)

Jewschebags?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 04:00 PM (AURKQ)

492 The threads are HYOOG lately.

Anyway. If no one said "Ambeerdextrous" yet I will go ahead and say it.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 04:02 PM (LL1Be)

493 Most of the time it is learning to make do with what's available. When I went to school there were never any left-sided desks to rest your arm on so it was quite tiring after a day of writing with your arm basically in the air.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2019 03:55 PM (aWjrD)


Once in college I happened to sit in the left-hand most seat in a lecture theater, and when I went to raise the desk found to my surprise that it was on the left side. Taking notes was so easy; I could rest my arm on the desk, instead of holding out in mid-air. I realized that righties did this all the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 11, 2019 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

494 This person seems nice (on Erickson's twitter feed):

"How stupid does one have to be to believe Dems are killing newborn babies? The discussion was about non-viable birth defects and the most humane way to allow them to pass and still let their parents bond with them - basically life support or no."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

495 All toilets must have handle on BOTH sides!
Posted by: zombie at February 11, 2019 04:00 PM (c+2jX)

It's OK.

I'm Ampeedextrous.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 04:02 PM (AURKQ)

496 I gotta ask: what's a left-handed knife? They're symmetrical, one hand or the other they should be identical, right? I don't grasp this notion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:02 PM (39g3+)

497 217 New hotness: Please don't learn to code.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 03:27 PM (NLLmE)

And I wonder: will THAT get through the Twitter-censors?

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 04:03 PM (hl9+B)

498 494 This person seems nice (on Erickson's twitter feed):

"How stupid does one have to be to believe Dems are killing newborn babies? The discussion was about non-viable birth defects and the most humane way to allow them to pass and still let their parents bond with them - basically life support or no."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

=============

That's why gauzy "mental health of the mother" language was included, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 04:03 PM (ANN96)

499 >496
I gotta ask: what's a left-handed knife? They're symmetrical, one hand
or the other they should be identical, right? I don't grasp this
notion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:02 PM (39g3+)


Shhh. She is on a roll.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 11, 2019 04:03 PM (sjdRT)

500 I gotta ask: what's a left-handed knife? They're symmetrical, one hand or the other they should be identical, right? I don't grasp this notion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2019 04:02 PM (39g3+)

-------

I think he's talking about folding knives, some of which have a thumb-peg or locking tab that's assymetrically placed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)

501 MSM is ambidextrous when it comes to giving handjobs so what's their point?

Posted by: Backwoods Willie 3rd cousin twice removed at February 11, 2019 04:04 PM (qdINy)

502 He was also "Knighting" too as well as "white" knighting.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 11, 2019 04:04 PM (Evws/)

503 Which hand does he use when applying shoe polish before going to a party?

We'll need a close-up to tell.

Posted by: CSI Kiwi at February 11, 2019 04:04 PM (FhXTo)

504 "How stupid does one have to be to believe Dems are killing newborn babies? The discussion was about non-viable birth defects and the most humane way to allow them to pass and still let their parents bond with them - basically life support or no."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

And Herr Hitler was loading half the neighborhood onto a train to take them to Aunt Hilda's farm to live with the puppies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 04:04 PM (AURKQ)

505 I can roll my tongue,
Posted by: steevy at February 11, 2019 03:51 PM


Up or down?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 04:04 PM (DMUuz)

506 Well, Erik Erikson sees the writing on the wall is has no officially announced that he will be voting for Trump in 2020.

Good for him.


Now he can sit his ass in the back, keep his stupid mouth shut and let grown folks handle the direction of the country.


Not. Forgiven.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 04:05 PM (LL1Be)

507 502 He was also "Knighting" too as well as "white" knighting.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 11, 2019 04:04 PM (Evws/)

he swerved a bit to one side and jumped over a bishop?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 04:05 PM (AURKQ)

508 I gotta ask: what's a left-handed knife? They're symmetrical, one hand

or the other they should be identical, right? I don't grasp this

notion.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



There are some knives, particularly in Japan, that are sharpened on only one side.

**buffs nails on lapel after showing off totally useless knife knowledge**

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:05 PM (T6t7i)

509 Is this a left handed thread? Cause I'm having trouble commenting right handed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you only eat the ones you love' at February 11, 2019 04:05 PM (xcbew)

510 Found: Photo of Northam with Reagan Proving He is Right-Handed!

link in nic

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 11, 2019 04:05 PM (Ndje9)

511 Kamala Harris 2020

She'll Get the Rim Job DONE.
Posted by: Sponge at February 11, 2019 02:56 PM (IXZGh)

I just saw this on the old thread and thought it was worth repeating. Great slogan.
Yesterday I thought of one for Warren- "Catch the Dream," and her logo is an Indian dream catcher.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 04:05 PM (XROPS)

512 He was holding a beer not performing surgery. I hold drinks in my non-dominant hand all the time (in fact it is the hand I unconsciously use to reach for things like drinks because my dominant hand is usually being used for things I need a dominant hand for).


Yes, I rarely hold a beverage in my dominant hand, and honestly, the establishments I frequented in my college days required me to keep my dominant hand free to fend off gropers or throw a punch. I also kept my thumb over the top of my beer bottle.

Posted by: no good deed at February 11, 2019 04:05 PM (uTY3H)

513 EE getting killed on Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

514 You know how I see it?

Expanding the tent without sacrificing policy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

_____________

Which do you think is more likely?

Trump suddenly became a "real" conservative a week ago, thus finally winning over Erickson, or Erickson made a strategic career move because his current Trump-bashing schtick wasn't paying the bills?

I know which option I would choose. So then you have to ask yourself how much you want to embrace a grifter that's just telling you what you want to hear for his financial enrichment.

Even before Trump, EE was a douchebag.

I'm all for the genuine conservative voter that changed their mind about Trump, it's the pundit class that sees they lost the war wanting to swap uniforms that I'm deeply skeptical.

Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2019 04:06 PM (UfkIY)

515 So the anti-Semite apologized after Pelosi got her panties twisted. I say tomato, she says taquiya.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2019 04:06 PM (r+sAi)

516 "How stupid does one have to be to believe Dems are killing newborn babies? The discussion was about non-viable birth defects and the most humane way to allow them to pass and still let their parents bond with them - basically life support or no."

The bill did not limit late-term abortion to non-viable babies with birth defects.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 11, 2019 04:06 PM (O7MnT)

517 And Herr Hitler was loading half the neighborhood onto a train to take them to Aunt Hilda's farm to live with the puppies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko


Arbeit macht frei! You can count on it.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:06 PM (T6t7i)

518 "Righty-tighty" is sinsterphobic, H8rs!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 11, 2019 04:06 PM (DMUuz)

519 EE can go smoke a pile for all I care.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 11, 2019 04:07 PM (IfYaq)

520 I'm drinking a diet coke and what do you know-- using my left hand!

I think this be breaking news on BuzzFeed.

Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2019 04:07 PM (XROPS)

521
Yes, I rarely hold a beverage in my dominant hand, and honestly, the establishments I frequented in my college days required me to keep my dominant hand free to fend off gropers or throw a punch. I also kept my thumb over the top of my beer bottle.
Posted by: no good deed


I drank in much calmer places.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2019 04:07 PM (aKsyK)

522 Late to the thread.. so late the chairs are stacked, and the help is taking home food from the kitchen late...

Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2019 04:08 PM (90T4r)

523 514 Which do you think is more likely?

Trump suddenly became a "real" conservative a week ago, thus finally winning over Erickson, or Erickson made a strategic career move because his current Trump-bashing schtick wasn't paying the bills?

I know which option I would choose. So then you have to ask yourself how much you want to embrace a grifter that's just telling you what you want to hear for his financial enrichment.

Even before Trump, EE was a douchebag.

I'm all for the genuine conservative voter that changed their mind about Trump, it's the pundit class that sees they lost the war wanting to swap uniforms that I'm deeply skeptical.
Posted by: Blago at February 11, 2019 04:06 PM (UfkIY)

============

I don't know how you're taking my, "hey, we have one less guy on the right who's reflexively anti-Trump, that's good news," as, "we should all be reading Erickson now".

I'm just happy that his small sliver of the electorate will be getting a less anti-Trump message. It could end up helping us in the margins on some House races here or there.

I don't give a hoot why he's no longer reflexively anti-Trump. I'm not going to suddenly start reading him after years of not reading him.

I'm just glad that the circular firing squad now has one fewer member in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 04:08 PM (ANN96)

524 The bill did not limit late-term abortion to non-viable babies with birth defects.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 11, 2019 04:06 PM (O7MnT)

--------

Plus, aren't all babies born in a state of respiratory arrest?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q)

525 Anyone else see that Erik Erickson has decided to win his wife back? He's endorsed Trump for reelection.

Woo. Woo. (I guess.)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 11, 2019 04:08 PM (VaN/j)

526
I found a new funny youtube channel:


My NPC Friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyaglwx11Bk

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 11, 2019 04:08 PM (Cadn7)

527 Even before Trump, EE was a douchebag.

This. ^^

Card-Carrying Conservatism, Inc. Cuck.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 04:08 PM (LL1Be)

528 I apologize to all the gold hording, jooo bankers out there.

I'm sorry.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar, incest is love at February 11, 2019 04:09 PM (aZZa7)

529 the establishments I frequented in my college days required me to keep my dominant hand free to fend off gropers

I love a challenge!

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at February 11, 2019 04:09 PM (DMUuz)

530 "How stupid does one have to be to believe Dems are killing newborn babies? The discussion was about non-viable birth defects and the most humane way to allow them to pass and still let their parents bond with them - basically life support or no."


What this guy says!!

Posted by: Dr. Kermit Gosnell at February 11, 2019 04:09 PM (XROPS)

531 522
Late to the thread.. so late the chairs are stacked, and the help is taking home food from the kitchen late...

Posted by: kraken


And Ralph Northam has switched to taupe face.

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:09 PM (T6t7i)

532 I'm lefthanded if you're going by sports

But I'm right handed in all technical aspects: writing, eating, shaving, cutting, drinking.

This is such a dishonest cop out.

Posted by: Bif at February 11, 2019 04:09 PM (KjAFR)

533 Is EE fat and smarmy, like mosta da cucks???

Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2019 04:09 PM (90T4r)

534 >>"How stupid does one have to be to believe Dems are killing newborn babies? The discussion was about non-viable birth defects and the most humane way to allow them to pass and still let their parents bond with them - basically life support or no."




Whoa!

Has this discussion been moved from 3rd trimester abortions to infant euthanasia?


I saw that coming, I didn't realize we were already blurring that line.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2019 04:09 PM (W+vEI)

535 What going on with Glenn beck these days?


He had a come to Donald moment a while back as I recall.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 04:09 PM (NLLmE)

536 Are you guys pulling my leg? What is a left handed knife?

Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 04:10 PM (q177U)

537 Kevin Spacey wouldn't have been interested in me.

Posted by: no good deed at February 11, 2019 04:10 PM (uTY3H)

538 EE doesn't drive opinion. He never has.

Again, couldn't give less of a damn if I tried.

My cousin Marty has more reach than EE, and Marty is a drunk used car salesman.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 11, 2019 04:10 PM (lxEPl)

539 PDT TWEET - " 40 years of corruption. 40 years of repression. 40 years of terror. The regime in Iran has produced only #40YearsofFailure. The long-suffering Iranian people deserve a much brighter future."

Many mullahs are shitting their robes right about now.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 11, 2019 04:11 PM (LL1Be)

540 I love a challenge!
Posted by: Kevin Spacey



Drunken Master groper.

Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 04:11 PM (NLLmE)

541 Learn to wode

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 04:11 PM (RD7QR)

542 Is EE fat and smarmy, like mosta da cucks???
Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2019 04:09 PM (90T4r)

---------

He's a whale.

Cuckitude and obesity are comorbid indicators of the root illness - a gluttonous gullet and a larcenous heart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

543 536 Are you guys pulling my leg? What is a left handed knife?
Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 04:10 PM (q177U)

Single bevel used to cut in one way only.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 11, 2019 04:12 PM (t6MX/)

544 I just saw this on the old thread and thought it was worth repeating. Great slogan.
Yesterday I thought of one for Warren- "Catch the Dream," and her logo is an Indian dream catcher.

-
I'm donating this slogan to the Commonwealth of Virginia:

Fairfux Doesn't Fvck Fair!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)

545 Thought that date was too convenient. But if you check the way the men's and women's clothes are button you'll see that the image wasn't flipped.

Posted by: hepcat at February 11, 2019 04:12 PM (5b+Sr)

546 So a left handed knife is a hoe....

Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2019 04:12 PM (90T4r)

547 539 PDT TWEET - " 40 years of corruption. 40 years of repression. 40 years of terror. The regime in Iran has produced only #40YearsofFailure. The long-suffering Iranian people deserve a much brighter future."

Many mullahs are shitting their robes right about now.
Posted by: mikeyG



Oh my. Obama's crack foreign policy team will not like this either.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 11, 2019 04:13 PM (aZZa7)

548 546
So a left handed knife is a hoe....

Posted by: kraken


No. Got any other questions you want to adze me?

Posted by: pep at February 11, 2019 04:13 PM (T6t7i)

549 Beer holding proof... cause yeah, I only ever use one hand... the other is just an appendage.... sheesh...

Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2019 04:14 PM (90T4r)

550 >>>Single bevel used to cut in one way only.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 11, 2019 04:12 PM (t6MX/)

Whoa, I feel dumb. I never noticed some knives have a bevel on one side. I mean I used them without giving it any thought.

Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2019 04:14 PM (q177U)

551 I'm donating this slogan to the Commonwealth of Virginia:

Fairfux Doesn't Fvck Fair!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 11, 2019 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)

#FaxDatAss

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 04:14 PM (AURKQ)

552 265 Just think 3 weeks ago, Mrs. Northam probably thought she was on top of the world. Married to a doctor and a governor.
Posted by: SH at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (sX1BW)

Nah, she knew.

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 04:14 PM (hl9+B)

553 tale I heard was that photos were submitted by the person on the page. From another person in same yearbook.

Posted by: Democrats be the KKK at February 11, 2019 04:15 PM (Wa5hI)

554
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra

BREAKING: 2 out of 3 of Democrat Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax's government staffers and 2 employees from his political action committee have resigned following news of a second sexual assault allegation against him

Posted by: Ha at February 11, 2019 04:15 PM (MAstk)

555 Switch hitter. Drinks left, signs right. Pleasures himself with either hand. At least that's what his profile on FaceBook says.

Posted by: hepcat at February 11, 2019 04:15 PM (5b+Sr)

556 554
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra

BREAKING: 2 out of 3 of Democrat Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax's government staffers and 2 employees from his political action committee have resigned following news of a second sexual assault allegation against him
Posted by: Ha at February 11, 2019 04:15 PM (MAstk)

Are they REALLY going to dump the black guy?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 04:16 PM (RD7QR)

557 555 Switch hitter. Drinks left, signs right. Pleasures himself with either hand. At least that's what his profile on FaceBook Grindr says.
Posted by: hepcat at February 11, 2019 04:15 PM (5b+Sr)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 04:16 PM (AURKQ)

558 Nood.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 11, 2019 04:16 PM (ffYR/)

559 Learn to wode

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 04:11 PM


I think they're already there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 11, 2019 04:16 PM (p+Wdc)

560 Oh my. Obama's crack foreign policy team will not like this either.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 11, 2019 04:13 PM (aZZa7)

Crack foreign policy? So that's where lead from behind came from.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 11, 2019 04:16 PM (t6MX/)

561 I can't believe I supported Northam... I feel so betrayed... his BateWorld profile said he was right-handed. Such a liar.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 11, 2019 04:16 PM (AzW6q)

562 265 Just think 3 weeks ago, Mrs. Northam probably thought she was on top of the world. Married to a doctor and a governor.
Posted by: SH at February 11, 2019 03:31 PM (sX1BW)


She had to stand next to him and tell him not to moonwalk during a press conference. I'm sure she knows he is a dipshit.

Posted by: no good deed at February 11, 2019 04:17 PM (uTY3H)

563 Nood tapper.


Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2019 04:17 PM (NLLmE)

564 Are they REALLY going to dump the black guy?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 11, 2019 04:16 PM (RD7QR)

They'll make him dump himself, then act sad at how the Eeeevil GOP forced an honest man out of office.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2019 04:17 PM (AURKQ)

565 68
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

Posted by: Flatville Bill at February 11, 2019 03:10 PM (rJN3l)


I ALREADY DID!

Posted by: Michele Fields at February 11, 2019 04:19 PM (ymnmz)

566 How stupid does one have to be to believe Dems are killing newborn babies? The discussion was about non-viable birth defects and the most humane way to allow them to pass and still let their parents bond with them - basically life support or no."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

=============

That's why gauzy "mental health of the mother" language was included, I'm sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 04:03 PM

Someone explain to me, where in the USA, that a non viable baby ( who is born alive and then given life support immediately) is forced to continue to be kept alive through life support? Oh, that's right, in the UK, when the parents WANTED to keep a baby alive to continue to seek experimental treatment for it, the state refused to allow it and demanded all life support cease.

The left and it's ghouls saw the uprising out of ordinary citizens over the UK's demand that that baby be terminated and it scared them. So...let's start passing laws here in the USA that would protect doctors, hospitals and leftist groups from any kind of lawsuit or criminal liability when they demand that the same type infants here MUST be terminated.

It's a different twist on this law, IMO, than a lot of people are seeing. It's opening the door to euthanasia at birth since we now are on our way with euthanasia as adults.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 11, 2019 04:20 PM (Zzd4x)

567 149
141 Wow. It's the To Kill a Mockingbird Defense.



Which could be problematic, insofar as the book features a false rape allegation.

Posted by: JPS at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (XtSZM)



==========



Atticus Finch is literature's greatest monster because he believed
the patriarchy over a woman of pure virtue due to her womanliness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:18 PM (ANN96)


LOL. That poor beer can. It's clear that it was crunched by a left handed person.

Posted by: Michele Fields at February 11, 2019 04:24 PM (ymnmz)

568 321 #LearnToShaveMice
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 11, 2019 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

!

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 04:24 PM (hl9+B)

569 Which hand does he hold his johnson in when he takes a leak? Quick someone follow him into the can.

Posted by: Backwoods Willie 3rd cousin twice removed at February 11, 2019 04:25 PM (qdINy)

570 It could not have been my in black face in that picture. The man is holding a beer in his right hand and I alway have an 'indentured servant' to hold mine.

Posted by: Ralph "Sheets" Northam at February 11, 2019 04:36 PM (MgAiR)

571 All right, Northam, forget the blackface photo you obviously posed for, personally submitted for publication in the year book, and then lied about. Just let it go.

These items remain:

1. Baby-murdering psychopath.
2. Mentally retarded dipshit.

This cretin should not be a pediatrician. But, keep him where he is. The harm he's doing to the Democrat party is worth it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 11, 2019 04:36 PM (avLPE)

572 One thing I noticed once I turned 17...

Beer drinking is an ambidextrous activity.

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 11, 2019 04:40 PM (R2gO3)

573 I thought beer drinking made men rape? Now I'm confused.

Posted by: torabora at February 11, 2019 04:46 PM (4DS7b)

574 I am NOT left handed!

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at February 11, 2019 04:56 PM (MOJS3)

575 483
*prances in a field*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 11, 2019 03:58 PM (ANN96)

Nice touch.

Posted by: m at February 11, 2019 05:00 PM (hl9+B)

576 They'll never learn to code. And I'm an ambidextrous drinker myself.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 11, 2019 05:01 PM (NMAzL)

577 Lying liars gonna lie.

Posted by: Reminder, DemocRats Are Fully Grown Babies at February 11, 2019 06:26 PM (EATOD)

578 From a years-long lurker......So...When are you morons and moronettes going to wake up to the fact that Notham's med school yearbook picture is of him and his date? Look at the stature of the two people: ol' gov is in blackface and his date is in the hood. Find the date; offer huge amounts of $$$; she'll turn on the gov.

Posted by: WarrenY at February 11, 2019 06:50 PM (GJm3s)

579 I don't care about the blackface..it is a non issue

I do care about all the black elected people and others who are with Farrakhan as he calls Jews 'termites'..

And of course, everything Farrakhan has said about Jews and Judaism. How is he part of accepted society?

Posted by: plumeau at February 11, 2019 07:40 PM (9bzf/)

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