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Mid-Morning Open Thread
John William Godward
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: red speck at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM (o5hAz)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM (L3YlV)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Parker at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM (MFwf8)
Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Critical Critic at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM (s0pjO)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic
Are made of???
Posted by: Anon a mouse
>Well, aren't we on the same wavelength?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 15, 2019 09:28 AM (o5hAz)
literally
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 15, 2019 09:28 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:28 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Kris at February 15, 2019 09:28 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: dantesed at February 15, 2019 09:29 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at February 15, 2019 09:29 AM (lGLBx)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM (o5hAz)
Cheese
Posted by: Warai-otoko needs to get his hearing checked at February 15, 2019 09:29 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: HA at February 15, 2019 09:29 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (G0vdT)
515 Saikat Chakrabati in The New Yorker:
https://tinyurl.com/yae4pwpj
How Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Allies Supplanted the Obama Generation ( Jan 17, 2019 ).
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: HA at February 15, 2019 09:29 AM (MAstk)
No, she wouldn't look that satisfied.
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (lGLBx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (AURKQ)
*cues up Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles..."What a nice guy...."
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (6qErC)
I like the look, kind of a Gibson Girl (I was going to make a guess but the artist put the date right in the drawing).
I like that she's not wearing a bra, the puppies look very natual.
But still, I'm not on Team Roofie. I want a girl to be awake if she's playing snizz ball with me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JT at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (sAXP1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2019 09:31 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (I2dne)
That chick really puts the "Weeee!" in ennui.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 09:31 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 15, 2019 09:30 AM (BJlbN)
If you're going to sit in one place for a few hours while someone paints you, smashed drunk is the way to do it.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at February 15, 2019 09:31 AM (J+mig)
Loos like "hit on me asshole and I will tear your heart out and eat it"
Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2019 09:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 15, 2019 09:31 AM (o5hAz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2019 09:31 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 09:31 AM (AURKQ)
++++++++++++
Well played.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2019 09:31 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 15, 2019 09:31 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: McCool at February 15, 2019 09:32 AM (KvRqW)
Posted by: Fox2! at February 15, 2019 09:32 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Terry Bisson at February 15, 2019 09:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 15, 2019 09:33 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM (U5tDi)
So what. It's not as if l'il Missy Roundheels does much walking during 'business' hours.
Posted by: Critical Critic at February 15, 2019 09:33 AM (s0pjO)
It's just illegal to make opium.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 15, 2019 09:33 AM (xfb67)
Snizz is the past tense of sneeze, right ?
"Ah-choo". she snizzed.
Posted by: JT at February 15, 2019 09:33 AM (sAXP1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2019 09:33 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2019 09:34 AM (gR5Gl)
If you're going to contact the White House, or your representatives in Congress, b]you can use to "H.J. Res 31" to refer to this steaming pile that we are expected to enjoy being coprophagic with.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 09:34 AM (DMUuz)
Many suffer personal physical, emotional and spiritual ailments and life's challenges are taxing and burdensome upon our souls. May you alleviate those worries and multiply our time in ways that give us relief.
We see the depravity and cultural rot that has taken root in our nation and we suffer and are angered by it. May your will be done in our country such that we may rejoice in your justice.
Let us find comfort in your protection and in our fellowship together here that we may be emboldened and uplifted by the presence of kindred spirits.
Though I know you do not read blog posts Lord, you certainly know the meditations of our hearts and minds. Let our actions and words today be pleasing to you and may your will restore and protect us as we carry out our day.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2019 09:34 AM (8Z4tC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 15, 2019 09:35 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Dick Morris at February 15, 2019 09:35 AM (v+pWB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 09:35 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at February 15, 2019 09:27 AM
Can you imagine the consternation here if she were wearing Off-road Crocs?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 09:35 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: socalcon at February 15, 2019 09:35 AM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 15, 2019 09:35 AM (TD9KB)
Snizz was ace's new word for mish for about a minute and a half. He promised to use it once a day.
He also said he'd read Hound of the Baskervilles.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 09:35 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, it's cofefve time at February 15, 2019 09:35 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 15, 2019 09:36 AM (xfb67)
the new newererest deal
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 09:36 AM (ptqGC)
This is not an appealing image for me, Yes I know I asked about 'snizz" before but "snizz ball" sounds like some game involving a gloppy sinus infection and copious sneezing in which all the equipment needs to wiped down with antiseptic wipes after play.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2019 09:36 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 15, 2019 09:36 AM (JoUsr)
The tigerskin rug is beautifully rendered.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 15, 2019 09:36 AM (7MRhd)
It's the end of the world as we know it,
It's the end of the world as we know it,
And I feel fine...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 15, 2019 09:36 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 09:37 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JAS at February 15, 2019 09:37 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 09:37 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: JT at February 15, 2019 09:37 AM (sAXP1)
Many suffer personal physical, emotional and spiritual ailments and life's challenges are taxing and burdensome upon our souls. May you alleviate those worries and multiply our time in ways that give us relief.
We see the depravity and cultural rot that has taken root in our nation and we suffer and are angered by it. May your will be done in our country such that we may rejoice in your justice.
Let us find comfort in your protection and in our fellowship together here that we may be emboldened and uplifted by the presence of kindred spirits.
Though I know you do not read blog posts Lord, you certainly know the meditations of our hearts and minds. Let our actions and words today be pleasing to you and may your will restore and protect us as we carry out our day.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 15, 2019 09:34 AM (8Z4tC)
Repeated for truth. Though many suffer, we all support one another and look to the Lord.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 15, 2019 09:37 AM (RD7QR)
"What Do You Want to Do Today? I Dunno, What Do You Want to Do Today? I Dunno?"
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2019 09:37 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:37 AM (JFO2v)
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Every time.
Posted by: Shep! at February 15, 2019 09:37 AM (EDU7t)
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2019 09:37 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2019 09:36 AM (AllCR)
Hey, man, everyone's got their kink. I ain't gonna judge.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 09:37 AM (AURKQ)
Very nicely said! Keep on praying!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2019 09:38 AM (AllCR)
Who?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2019 09:38 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 15, 2019 09:38 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2019 09:38 AM (gR5Gl)
Hope I don't get another form letter about Parkland as a response again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 09:38 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 15, 2019 09:38 AM (GEhPL)
Almost no detail to her face at all but the rest of this painting is gorgeous in its color and detail.
Alternate Painting Title:
"Rode Hard; Put Away Wet"
Posted by: Sharkman at February 15, 2019 09:38 AM (Mo1SD)
Who?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2019 09:38 AM (bim/x)
Is he still alive? In any sense at all?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 15, 2019 09:39 AM (RD7QR)
Many suffer personal physical, emotional and spiritual ailments and life's challenges are taxing and burdensome upon our souls. May you alleviate those worries and multiply our time in ways that give us relief.
We see the depravity and cultural rot that has taken root in our nation and we suffer and are angered by it. May your will be done in our country such that we may rejoice in your justice.
Let us find comfort in your protection and in our fellowship together here that we may be emboldened and uplifted by the presence of kindred spirits.
Though I know you do not read blog posts Lord, you certainly know the meditations of our hearts and minds. Let our actions and words today be pleasing to you and may your will restore and protect us as we carry out our day.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Amen to that BC. Well said fine sir, well said.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 15, 2019 09:39 AM (+ldAm)
.....
LMAO
He should run as an Indy, he'd take more votes from the Dem.
Posted by: HA at February 15, 2019 09:39 AM (MAstk)
That's really using technique to make an editorial statement.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 09:39 AM (fuK7c)
Then she'll want foreplay, and as we all know, THAT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 09:40 AM (nRWPy)
Must be one hell of a diet plan. 100% Success rate. No counting calories, just become a crackhead and watch the pounds melt away.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 15, 2019 09:40 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:40 AM (JFO2v)
This picture makes an awesome wall-hanger
'Twill sooth all your tension and anger
She lounges in a slouch
Nearly fainted on the couch
Her heart wounded with monotonous languor
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 09:40 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: McCool at February 15, 2019 09:40 AM (KvRqW)
Posted by: Zombie Elvis at February 15, 2019 09:41 AM (vbJig)
"You know what? Ban c-cow faarts. I don't eeeeeeven like the smell of themmm."
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 15, 2019 09:41 AM (o5hAz)
If he runs, it would be with Democrat money.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 15, 2019 09:41 AM (oVJmc)
Must be one hell of a diet plan. 100% Success rate. No counting calories, just become a crackhead and watch the pounds melt away.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 15, 2019 09:40 AM (xfb67)
Skinny don't move the fashion needle so much when it's coupled with toothless and shaking.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 09:41 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Bill "Ten for the Road" Weld, Drunk - MA at February 15, 2019 09:41 AM (uloIh)
https://babylonbee.com/news/
new-toyota-prius-will-remind-you-to-check-your-privilege-every-3000-miles
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:42 AM (JFO2v)
I think so.
Posted by: HA at February 15, 2019 09:42 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 09:42 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 15, 2019 09:43 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 09:43 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Bill "Ten for the Road" Weld, Drunk - MA at February 15, 2019 09:41 AM (uloIh)
Good ol' "Road Soda".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 09:43 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2019 09:43 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bill Weld, Fake Republican at February 15, 2019 09:43 AM (uloIh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 09:34 AM (DMUuz)
Thanks and will do.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 15, 2019 09:44 AM (xcbew)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2019 09:44 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 15, 2019 09:41 AM
AOC has never even seen the south end of a north-bound cow, much less been within range for either auditory or olfactory perception.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 09:44 AM (DMUuz)
https://babylonbee.com/news/ naive-young-husband-believes-wifes-valentines-day-not-a-big-deal-comment
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 15, 2019 09:44 AM (a4/Ug)
Then we have color... Using a green for the dress instead of blue eliminates the risk of clashing with the orange. Purple does the same from the other side of the color wheel as well as contrasts the green AND the orange. Green, purple and orange are the triad of secondary colors.
If I had to complain about anything, I don't like the form, pattern or color scheme of her head. Being this dark form in the visual center is way too distracting to me.
Posted by: Kris at February 15, 2019 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
Bill Weld: if Mitt Romney is just too darned radical for you.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2019 09:45 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 15, 2019 09:45 AM (AM1GF)
https://babylonbee.com/news/
new-toyota-prius-will-remind-you-to-check-your-privilege-every-3000-miles
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:42 AM (JFO2v)
I check my privilege every day. Just to make sure it's still there.
The other day, I left my privilege in my other pants. Freaked me right out, that did.
You ever spend half the morning looking for your privilege, and it turns out you were carrying it in your left hand the whole time?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 09:45 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 15, 2019 09:45 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 15, 2019 09:45 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Delaforce
Then I guess you're against cow orgasms too !
Posted by: JT at February 15, 2019 09:45 AM (sAXP1)
Some brave individual killed a ferocious tiger and many men toiled and prepared the marble that she leans against. She lounges on the amazing labors of others with indifference and detachment.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2019 09:45 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2019 09:46 AM (0OWcv)
You say that like it's a bad thing."
It's a good thing.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2019 09:46 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2019 09:46 AM (BXMxN)
Well, technically it was "Blessent mon coeur d'une langueur monotone".
(OK, I didn't know any of that. I just looked it up).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 09:46 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 15, 2019 09:47 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Brewer & Shipley at February 15, 2019 09:47 AM (DMUuz)
Ah, so. A Kardashian, then.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2019 09:47 AM (6qErC)
https://babylonbee.com/news/
new-toyota-prius-will-remind-you-to-check-your-privilege-every-3000-miles
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:42 AM (JFO2v)
Ha. I was just about to link that.
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2019 09:47 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: dagny
WTF?
That's the best part.
You're hanging out with the wrong fellas.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 15, 2019 09:48 AM (Mo1SD)
Its too soon to tell whether any of that will become reality, but the administration of Gov. Phil Murphy has taken the first step toward exploring ways to maximize value of state assets to shore up New Jerseys ailing pension and health benefits systems and pay down its ballooning debt.
TAX TAX TAX...Thanks assholes who voted for this asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2019 09:48 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 15, 2019 09:48 AM (QSdIk)
_______________________________________
They give those out at freshman orientation at Boston University.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2019 09:48 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 15, 2019 09:47 AM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: "Beto" O'Rourke at February 15, 2019 09:48 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2019 09:48 AM (AB9tT)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 09:48 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 15, 2019 09:48 AM (FTPVM)
==
that remindme - I started watching Bordertown, a Finnish police procedural, on the rec of someone here
the first case involves prostitutes who are sedated by the pimps so they are basically unconscious while the client is there
ISTR a movie some years back called Sleeping Beauty (which I stumbled on looking for fairy tale movies - huh) - same thing which I thought was an invention of the script
so this is a real kink that gets catered to? so disturbing
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 15, 2019 09:49 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 15, 2019 09:49 AM (a4/Ug)
Also, "John has a ... would you look at the size of that guy's mustache!"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2019 09:49 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2019 09:50 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 15, 2019 09:51 AM (yTfbH)
https://tinyurl.com/yyyovtud
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2019 09:50 AM (/tuJf)M
Sandals and sun dresses are teh bomb. Put an ankle bracelet on and I'm done.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 15, 2019 09:51 AM (a4/Ug)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 15, 2019 09:51 AM (vbJig)
Some brave individual killed a ferocious tiger and many men toiled and prepared the marble that she leans against. She lounges on the amazing labors of others with indifference and detachment.
=============
Well, that sums up the last few years rather well.
For me, she looks like a woman that Donald Fagen might have known back in the day.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 15, 2019 09:51 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 15, 2019 09:51 AM (QSdIk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 09:52 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: monkey at February 15, 2019 09:52 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 09:40 AM (nRWPy)
brace yourself betty sue
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 15, 2019 09:51 AM
It depends on what your second thought was.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 09:52 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 15, 2019 09:52 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 15, 2019 09:48 AM (Mo1SD)
Fella, no s
Sorta a joke, a little 'brace yourself bridget' isn't amiss now and again.
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 09:52 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 15, 2019 09:52 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 15, 2019 09:52 AM (Mo1SD)
Sheesh, Laura. Lighten up. I live in the humid South and I'll wear flip-flops (nice ones) with casual wear in the summer if I want.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 09:53 AM (ptqGC)
www.ifcj.org/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2019 09:53 AM (AllCR)
Oh, interesting. And then I went to look for the story of who the model was and instead I found out that he killed himself over modernism.
Depressing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 09:53 AM (fuK7c)
So you never paid attention during "The Longest Day." How did ever pass the final exam?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 09:53 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2019 09:53 AM (EYsyU)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 15, 2019 09:53 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 09:53 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 15, 2019 09:54 AM (ApT0U)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 15, 2019 09:52 AM (W+kMI)
you got something against pussy?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2019 09:54 AM (bim/x)
Makes you wonder how that's "advertised" as an available service:
"Giving, receiving, bondage, sleep-play, light pain..."
Posted by: Zod at February 15, 2019 09:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: HA at February 15, 2019 09:54 AM (MAstk)
Depressing."
He was right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 09:54 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 15, 2019 09:54 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2019 09:48 AM (bim/x)
Oh, are you new here? Which exit?
Posted by: New Jersey at February 15, 2019 09:54 AM (s0pjO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 09:55 AM (fuK7c)
Fancy people.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2019 09:56 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 15, 2019 09:56 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 09:53 AM (Kpl3J)
That was the signal for all the French bakers to sell only stale croissants to the Germans, and all the French whores to use just a bit of teeth...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2019 09:56 AM (wYseH)
Is it a spending bill or a Presidential strait-jacket bill?
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2019 09:56 AM (dBiBP)
Sheesh, Laura. Lighten up. I live in the humid South and I'll wear flip-flops (nice ones) with casual wear in the summer if I want.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 09:53 AM (ptqGC)
was not that about young ladies visitin white house
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:58 AM (JFO2v)
https://strategypage.com/military_photos/military_photos_201902061379.aspx
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Prepares mental statement on Apacheria
Follows ink
Dammit Beavis....
Maybe they will assist in another cool snatch and grab raid like what happened in L.A. earlier this week?
Posted by: exdem13 at February 15, 2019 09:58 AM (W+kMI)
Oh, interesting. And then I went to look for the story of who the model was and instead I found out that he killed himself over modernism.
Depressing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 09:53 AM (fuK7c)
You've got to admire his dedication, though.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at February 15, 2019 09:58 AM (RD7QR)
Makes you wonder how that's "advertised" as an available service:
"Giving, receiving, bondage, sleep-play, light pain..."
Posted by: Zod at February 15, 2019 09:54 AM (Bdeb0)
on the tv series they're called "dolls"
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 15, 2019 09:59 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2019 09:59 AM (/tuJf)
Folks, please. She's not stoned.
She's one toke over the line.
Posted by: Brewer Shipley at February 15, 2019 **You know the rule.
Everybody must get stoned.
Posted by: Bob Dylan at February 15, 2019 10:01 AM (7MRhd)
I object that the artist put more effort into the marble the fabric and the tiger pelt that the young lady's face. "Still Life with Model" would be a valid criticism.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2019 10:01 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 15, 2019 10:01 AM (xfb67)
north-bound cow, much less been within range for either auditory or
olfactory perception.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 09:44 AM (DMUuz)
I remember a few years ago. some NY legislators from NYC made a fact finding tour of an upstate dairy farm...They couldn't believe the smell. It was a big laugh among upstate residents.
Posted by: Colin at February 15, 2019 10:01 AM (cprq8)
I draw the line at Crocs....
Posted by: McCool at February 15, 2019 10:01 AM (KvRqW)
and I'll wear flip-flops (nice ones) with casual wear in the summer if I
want.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 09:53 AM (ptqGC)
With all due respect to baseball, I believe Scolding has become the new Great American Pastime.
Got a haircut a couple days ago, stopped in at the bar next door for a brew before heading home. Typical White Suburban Woman starts complaining because she hears the guy next to me drop an F-bomb. Calls the manager over - the whole bit. Keeps repeating "I heard the word" - over and over again.
At a bar - she heard a word. Shocking. But - she found her opening to scold - and that was that. And that's always how it's been, for as long as I can remember.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:02 AM (8gXue)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 15, 2019 10:02 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Kris at February 15, 2019 10:02 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)
Having said that, the painting makes me think of chick lit books. Women might enjoy taking note of the clothing and cushioning and identify with the pose. It is pleasant but not exciting. There's not much, beside the technical facility, to attract men. IMHO.
Posted by: JTB at February 15, 2019 10:03 AM (bmdz3)
Sheesh, Laura. Lighten up. I live in the humid South and I'll wear flip-flops (nice ones) with casual wear in the summer if I want.
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Mom would say that flip-fops worn around the house are just fine. Wearing flip-flops to church or Krogers would be unacceptable and trashy. I had to wear socks and shoes about everywhere when we went places when I was a kid...
Posted by: exdem13 at February 15, 2019 10:03 AM (W+kMI)
However, a more probable reason [for him moving to Rome] was his love for one of his models, an Italian girl, who had grown tired of living in England and decided to return home. Once again, we need to understand Godward's relationship with this girl. It was not a case of mutual love. Godward's love for and devotion to the woman was, sadly for him, not reciprocated. She put up with him and was happy to accept the fees for modelling but as far as she was concerned that was all it was.
https://bit.ly/2IoEDIm
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 10:04 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:02 AM (8gXue)
The other salient point is that it is almost always second-order scolding.
She knows the patron would just tell her to find some offs to copulate with if she confronted him directly, so she goes to the bartender instead, who is almost forced to at least listen to her bullshit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 10:04 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++++
This isn't how you gaslight. You need to be WAY less obviously lying when you're gaslighting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2019 10:04 AM (I2dne)
Got a haircut a couple days ago, stopped in at the bar next door for a brew before heading home.
wow my barber is next to an ice house
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 10:04 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:58 AM (JFO2v)
Yeah, that was about that. Flip flops to the white house is tacky.
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 10:05 AM (nRWPy)
Yes, Art as Therapy. Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOW6cBSfUIE
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:05 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:02 AM (8gXue)
Yeah, but, you just said it's the new pastime.
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2019 10:05 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: JTB at February 15, 2019 10:03 AM (bmdz3)
I'm sure she has lovely technical facilities.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2019 10:05 AM (IqOTP)
https://tinyurl.com/y5ftstl2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2019 10:05 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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**fist bump**
I live in flip flops when it's warm. I used to wear the minimalist style ones but now I need arch support so usually wear fit flops or Olukai which have nice arch support but are still not too chunky like the Fit Flops can be. I probably have at least 10 pairs.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 15, 2019 10:06 AM (kufk0)
Snizz was ace's new word for mish for about a minute and a half. He promised to use it once a day.
He also said he'd read Hound of the Baskervilles.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 09:35 AM (fuK7c)
Wasn't Hound of the Baskervilles the book that Teh Ewok was talking about using for some kind of live blogging book-reading thing?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2019 10:06 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: shoey at February 15, 2019 10:06 AM (lOf8d)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 15, 2019 10:03 AM (W+kMI)
I got new Sunday (leather) flips for Xmas!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 10:06 AM (JFO2v)
She knows the patron would just tell her to find some offs to
copulate with if she confronted him directly, so she goes to the
bartender instead, who is almost forced to at least listen to her
bullshit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 10:04 AM (AURKQ)
Good call. She was the type that definitely would not say shit if she had a mouth full.
I honestly don't know when this started - in the macro sense. I started observing things in the 80s ... it was around then. Before that - I have no idea.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:06 AM (8gXue)
Lacks:
1. Tri-Sig letters
2. Closed eyes
3. One missing sandal
4. A profoundly drunk sister screaming in her ear
5. Drool
6. An anatomically incorrect penis-drawing on her forehead
Posted by: Zod at February 15, 2019 10:07 AM (Bdeb0)
Ah, so it was an Anthony Bourdain - Asia Argento kind of thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:07 AM (Kpl3J)
Girls in flip flops. All summer long.
https://tinyurl.com/yyyovtud
Posted by: JackStraw
Always loved that video. And of all the girls in it, that thick-legged blonde backup singer always caught my eye the most. And those boots...
Posted by: Oedipus at February 15, 2019 10:07 AM (CXLVd)
north-bound cow, much less been within range for either auditory or
olfactory perception.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 09:44 AM (DMUuz)
I remember a few years ago. some NY legislators from NYC made a fact finding tour of an upstate dairy farm...They couldn't believe the smell. It was a big laugh among upstate residents.
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That sort of thing does explain the idiot factor behind a lot of government decisions and policies. I bet AOC has never been to a farmer's market, let alone a working farm, in her entire life. NYC is her spaceship home.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 15, 2019 10:07 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2019 10:07 AM (BXMxN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOW6cBSfUIE
Posted by: Tom Servo
Ban this guy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 10:08 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 10:04 AM (fuK7c)
+++++++++++++
Thanks, Bander. Interesting little essay and some very nice pictures there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2019 10:08 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2019 10:05 AM (cxHbL)
You scolding me ?
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:08 AM (8gXue)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2019 10:08 AM (jyVW0)
AOC has never even seen the south end of a north-bound cow, much less been within range for either auditory or olfactory perception.
********
I'm no cowboy, but I've been around cows enough to know that
1. They are not renowned for the tight tone of their anal sphincters.
2. They don't really care to distinguish between solid, liquid or gaseous emissions, IYKWIM
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 10:08 AM (m45I2)
https://tinyurl.com/yyyovtud
Posted by: JackStraw
Always loved that video. And of all the girls in it, that thick-legged blonde backup singer always caught my eye the most. And those boots...
Posted by: Oedipus at February 15, 2019 10:07 AM (CXLVd)M
Kid Rock is the real deal. Not a poseur and has talent.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 15, 2019 10:09 AM (a4/Ug)
Posted by: Zod at February 15, 2019 10:07 AM
Human or Zod?
Posted by: Arthur, King of the Brits at February 15, 2019 10:09 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 10:09 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2019 10:09 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 10:10 AM (JFO2v)
The word that comes to mind is rawrrr.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2019 10:10 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 15, 2019 10:10 AM (ApT0U)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 15, 2019 10:10 AM (9Om/r)
Because your mother liked it, sonny!!!
Posted by: Drunk Sean Connery at February 15, 2019 10:10 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 15, 2019 10:10 AM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2019 10:10 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 15, 2019 10:10 AM (kS0sG)
It involves a surprising amount of butt stuff.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 15, 2019 10:10 AM (xfb67)
Other than stealing the beat from Zevon.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 10:11 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 15, 2019 10:11 AM (aW5/6)
No diet will not cure my genetic Neurological disease.
Yes a Healthy diet and a healthy weight is important.
Yes I have an occasional dram.
No it will not make things worse fore me.
Yes I smoke a very occasional cigar.
No it wont kill me or even hurt me.
FYNQ?
GAHHHH. Food police fucking piss me off.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 15, 2019 10:11 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2019 10:08 AM (jyVW0)
Neo Classical painters took their work very serious and actually studied Greek and Roman history and archeology .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 15, 2019 10:11 AM (a4/Ug)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 10:06 AM (JFO2v)
I wear Indian IT contractor sandals as summer house slippers. They're crazy comfortable. Fake leather I think, but really sturdy.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2019 10:11 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2019 10:07 AM (BXMxN)
The Hound of the Baskervilles gets all the publicity (I think) because of the circumstances of its publication. The "resurrection" of a beloved character after years of being "dead", and the mood is darker than usual. For my money, the best of the novel-length Holmes stories is The Sign of Four - romantic subplot notwithstanding.
Posted by: Kris at February 15, 2019 10:11 AM (OyyDO)
******
Speaking of penis pictures, Bezos gets lampooned in today's daily limerick o' the day for today.
Link in nick.
And before anybody asks how I know how it's shaped, aren't they all really, when you get right down to it?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 15, 2019 10:10 AM (ApT0U)
And Tevas. And those profoundly absurd toe-sock-shoe things.
"You have been found guilty of wearing foot-gloves. The penalty is death. Bailiff, bear him hence. Next."
Posted by: Zod at February 15, 2019 10:11 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 15, 2019 10:03 AM (W+kMI)
They were actually right, it is dangerous to not wear appropriate footwear. I also think mature adult men who don't live on the beach should default to sperrys not flip flops anywhere but 7-11.
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 10:12 AM (nRWPy)
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Because asking a cow to do anything is about as useful as asking the cat. You poke it into motion, and that starts the herd to move as well.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 15, 2019 10:12 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Sponge at February 15, 2019 10:12 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 10:11 AM (fuK7c)
And some of the guitar riffs from Skynyrd. But let's not quibble.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:12 AM (8gXue)
1901 or 1907 . . . cannot make out.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 15, 2019 10:13 AM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)
I dunno.
I strive to live my life in such a manner that i'm never forced to get right down to it....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 10:13 AM (AURKQ)
Nice pictures and videos of animals, including constructions workers rescuing a coyote trapped in his collapsed den, and a raccoon chasing bubbles.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2019 10:13 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 10:13 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 10:09 AM
You know about turducken?
Wait 'till you see Pig in a Poke.
Posted by: The Next Cooking Show pillot at February 15, 2019 10:13 AM (DMUuz)
Tevas are awesome.
I don't know how people walk in flip flops. Do they sphincter up their toes?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 10:09 AM (m45I2)
It gets lonely out there on the range.
Posted by: Lonely, lonely cowpoke at February 15, 2019 10:14 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 15, 2019 10:14 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 10:12 AM
What are you thoughts on no-white-after-Labor-Day?
;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (ApT0U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2019 10:16 AM (AllCR)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/321840/
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (BXMxN)
Nobody tell Detroit, the poor dears. They try so hard.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 15, 2019 10:16 AM (IqOTP)
This is correct.
Posted by: Zod at February 15, 2019 10:16 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Timon at February 15, 2019 10:16 AM (dKm4U)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (xfb67)
What kind of sick bastard hates feet ?
Posted by: Dick Morris at February 15, 2019 10:16 AM (8gXue)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
Yup, which my mother says causes lower back issues. So there is that as sort of a punishment for wearing them everywhere.
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 10:16 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 15, 2019 10:16 AM (kS0sG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (ApT0U)
Well, yeah... but it's not the flip-flop's fault.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2019 10:16 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 15, 2019 10:17 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 15, 2019 10:17 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (DMUuz)
I could hear more on her thoughts regarding indoor hats.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:17 AM (8gXue)
....
Manbuns should be illegal.
Gayer than cum on a mustache.
Posted by: HA at February 15, 2019 10:17 AM (MAstk)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/321840/
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2019 10:15 AM (BXMxN).
In MAGA Country? Hah! And you MAGA-tards are tech ones "draining nthe swamp". SMH.
Posted by: Justice for Jussie! at February 15, 2019 10:17 AM (Xqo6t)
There are people who don't live at the beach? Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2019 10:17 AM (/tuJf)
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It would be interesting to know all the butterfly effects of that in the future.
I can almost see the little five year old girl crying because Mr. Whiskers is missing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 15, 2019 10:18 AM (xyung)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 15, 2019 10:17 AM
You hush!
Posted by: Quentin T. at February 15, 2019 10:18 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2019 10:18 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 15, 2019 10:18 AM (ApT0U)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 10:06 AM (JFO2v)
You rich guys with your fancyboy flip-flops. On Christmas I got two empty tissue boxes to put on my feet, and I was grateful to get them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2019 10:18 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 15, 2019 10:18 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: dagny
I wear flips around the house and yard. I wear Tevas type for going out and about. Sperrys for fancy go to meeting if I'm not doing a lot of walking. I've had multiple surgeries on the one foot and the scars do not care for anything rubbing against them. I could wear socks, but then somebody will think that socks with Sperrys are a sin against nature
Posted by: Bruce at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: ghost of kari at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (8IQhD)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2019 10:17 AM (/tuJf)
Global warming, duh.
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 15, 2019 10:18 AM (ApT0U)
Thigh-high boots and a skirt.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (8gXue)
To a Russian, having a dog rip your throat out is one of the more pleasant ways to die.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: no good deed at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (uTY3H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2019 10:18 AM
You've never seen my bunny slippers, I take it.
Posted by: Ralphie at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (DMUuz)
Christmas I got two empty tissue boxes to put on my feet, and I was
grateful to get them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2019 10:18 AM (UGqF
You had feet ? Wow. Why don't you rub it in a little.
Friggin' one-percenters.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:20 AM (8gXue)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 15, 2019 10:20 AM (3sjI6)
You get the "I have a condition" exception.
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 10:21 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: doesky2 at February 15, 2019 10:21 AM (Zpygp)
"I say, old boy. Care to meet me at the yacht club this afternoon? We'll take the boat out in the bay for cosmos and a spot of sodomy."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2019 10:21 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at February 15, 2019 10:21 AM (PFjYo)
a Roman model whose name in English meant "Sweetest Castaway."
Dolcissima or "Dolch" hah. And Castaway comes to "Naufragata" although who really knows. Anyway, total babe.
Posted by: ghost of kari at February 15, 2019 10:22 AM (8IQhD)
You get the "I have a condition" exception.
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 10:21 AM (nRWPy)
Give that man a service weasel!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2019 10:22 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 15, 2019 10:11 AM (aW5/6)
Once it's in your house you can always say it's fake or road kill. Why should the third world have all the nice rugs?!
Bitch to clean though.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 15, 2019 10:22 AM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: dagny
I also get medicare in June. I'm in the "don't give a rats patoot what others think" age bracket
Posted by: Bruce at February 15, 2019 10:22 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2019 10:22 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:22 AM (Kpl3J)
If they are salt stained from dried saltwater they are the opposite of ghey.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 10:23 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bruce at February 15, 2019 10:23 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 15, 2019 10:18 AM (ApT0U)
Thigh-high boots and a skirt.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (8gXue)
....I'll be in my bunk
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 15, 2019 10:23 AM (8Ls/+)
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at February 15, 2019 10:23 AM (DMUuz)
how about unleash the god emperor Trump float on the left and Vichy
Republicans and leave a wake of destruction in its path
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2019 10:22 AM (OLCnA)
I'm really gonna' be pissed if he waits until I'm out of country to go Full Pinochet.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:23 AM (8gXue)
was not that about young ladies visitin white house
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2019 09:58 AM (JFO2v)
Yeah, that was about that. Flip flops to the white house is tacky.
Posted by: dagny at February 15, 2019 10:05 AM (nRWPy)
No, she was bitching about them in general. She doesn't like the sight of people's feet.
We had a back door tour of the West Wing when W was in office. Young son wore a suit and tie, and we dressed appropriately.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 10:23 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 15, 2019 10:24 AM (bcbK8)
Yeah, that's not saltwater that's responsible for the salt stains.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2019 10:24 AM (0OWcv)
Do you remember calling flip-flops thongs? Say that now, the young'uns think I'm insane, or something.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:22 AM (Kpl3J)
that's what we called them
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 15, 2019 10:24 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 15, 2019 10:24 AM (xyung)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 15, 2019 10:10 AM (ApT0U)
I got a friend who is the living embodiment of Barney Rubble. He's from slightly mid west and was vacationing at the jersey shore. He calls me and says he wants to go out. Ok fine. Another friend, bass player at the time, says yeah lets take a ride and get him out of the hotel, and bring him to some bars, clubs, etc. We get there, and he walks out wearing shorts, and flip flops. I said really dude? He goes back in and then comes out with the shorts, white socks, and sandals. My bass player leans over and says "holy shit he's the anti chick".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 15, 2019 10:24 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 15, 2019 10:23 AM
There's more than one way to stain them, you know, to get the look.
Posted by: Shep! at February 15, 2019 10:25 AM (DMUuz)
The teak deck-sealer is not going to apply itself, pleb. Resume your toil.
Posted by: Zod at February 15, 2019 10:25 AM (Bdeb0)
how about unleash the god emperor Trump float on the left and Vichy
Republicans and leave a wake of destruction in its path
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2019 10:22 AM (OLCnA)
I'm really gonna' be pissed if he waits until I'm out of country to go Full Pinochet.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:23 AM (8gXue)
I doubt it will happen. I don't have that kind of luck.
But in any case, gonna be a long war. There will be plenty to do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 15, 2019 10:25 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 15, 2019 10:24 AM (xyung)
I'm no doctor - but what the Hell, I'll take a look.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:25 AM (8gXue)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 15, 2019 10:25 AM (ApT0U)
^^^this^^^
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 15, 2019 10:26 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 15, 2019 10:24 AM (9Om/r)
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When a bass player makes that judgment against you then you know you're f*cked.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 15, 2019 10:26 AM (xyung)
To a Russian, having a dog rip your throat out is one of the more pleasant ways to die.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)
Yeah. I can't even imagine a humorous "Hound". Where would you even put the jokes?
"OH, haha. Sir Henry is being stalked and robbed!"
"That Stapleton, beating and terrorizing his wife and using her as a honeytrap! What a card!"
Posted by: Kris at February 15, 2019 10:26 AM (OyyDO)
Real old-time sailormen did not wear shoes while on board. At all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2019 10:26 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 15, 2019 10:24 AM
You dig it! You really dig Girls!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 15, 2019 10:26 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 10:26 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 15, 2019 10:26 AM (xyung)
Chicago Symphony Orchestra is going on strike? Heh.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 15, 2019 10:26 AM (MIKMs)
Topsiders are also good for when you watch the guys you hired prepping and varnishing the teak of a sailboat deck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2019 10:27 AM (UGqF8)
...Crocs.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 10:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Brunnhilde
Once it's in your house you can always say it's fake or road kill. Why should the third world have all the nice rugs?!
Bitch to clean though.
Posted by: The Man from Athens
I'll just have to have it licked clean. I guess that's why we have cheap third world labor...
Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 15, 2019 10:27 AM (aW5/6)
Especially if you're mainly watching their asses.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2019 10:27 AM (0OWcv)
That's why God gave us barefeet.
If I could pull off never having to wear shoes I would do it.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2019 10:27 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 15, 2019 10:18 AM (ApT0U)
Thigh-high boots and a skirt.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (8gXue)
....I'll be in my bunk
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 15, 2019 10:23 AM (8Ls/+)
You know what I like to see my women dressed in? Nothing.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 15, 2019 10:28 AM (3sjI6)
sailboat you dont tromp around on it with hobnail boots. Thus the
topsiders.
Shoulda' done that shit in Trex.
Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 15, 2019 10:28 AM (8gXue)
Posted by: Brunnhilde
Somewhere there's a couple Nigerians between jobs
Posted by: Bruce at February 15, 2019 10:28 AM (8ikIW)
But yeah, dress your age and for the destination.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 15, 2019 10:28 AM (xyung)
Sheesh, people. You don't wear leather-soled shoes on boats.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 10:28 AM (ptqGC)
Especially if you're mainly watching their asses.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2019 10:27 AM (0OWcv)
To each his own.
*clink*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 15, 2019 10:28 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)
'coulda made the hound a Dachshund.
Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2019 10:29 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 15, 2019 10:26 AM
A true friend hangs around for their solos.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 10:29 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 10:29 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 15, 2019 10:29 AM (kS0sG)
I mean after all they wouldn't speak to any humans because they are programmed to just kill them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 15, 2019 10:29 AM (JUOKG)
Yes it's odd how the truth is coming out
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 15, 2019 10:30 AM (OLCnA)
*types* *deletes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 10:30 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: McCool at February 15, 2019 10:30 AM (KvRqW)
*looks around at wardrobe of Colombia PFG shirts, shorts, flip flops and topsiders*
It'll be 80 today.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2019 10:30 AM (6qErC)
I mean after all they wouldn't speak to any humans because they are programmed to just kill them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 15, 2019 10:29 AM (JUOKG)
One does not ask 'why is fembot', you are just glad you can tap that ass without a bunch of winning and months of blue balls.
Happy Bitterness Day, everyone!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 15, 2019 10:31 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Oedipus at February 15, 2019 10:07 AM (CXLVd)
++++++++++++
Very good looking woman. The black woman standing next to her is smokin', too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2019 10:31 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 10:29 AM (DMUuz)
---
I'm one of those guys what thinks John Paul Jones was the best element of Led Zeppelin.
Also a heck of a naval commander.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 15, 2019 10:31 AM (xyung)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 15, 2019 10:29 AM (kS0sG)
That's kinda funny in a weird way. The Russians saw that he was Canadian, said, "Eh, close enough," and made him a cowboy.
Posted by: Kris at February 15, 2019 10:31 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 10:30 AM
Alinsky's rules really are seeping out ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 10:31 AM (DMUuz)
Nood...
*looks around at wardrobe of Colombia PFG shirts, shorts, flip flops and topsiders*
It'll be 80 today.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 15, 2019 10:30 AM (6qErC)
*fist bump* My husband has the same summer weekend wardrobe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 10:31 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 10:23 AM (ptqGC)
I've mentioned this before, but for 8 long years the one thing that Barky did that got under my skin the most is appear with an open jacket and no tie. No class, no class at all.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 15, 2019 10:32 AM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)
One of the best decisions I made
was replacing old wood deck with Trex (or similar)
Used biscuit joiner so no nails visible
No warping or splinters
I just power wash each year and looks great
Posted by: McCool at February 15, 2019 10:32 AM (KvRqW)
crescendo starts with emphasis on our unique American liberty, builds with grand points in history to protect freedoms for Americans (and the Western world) ... moving toward the fight against corporate/globalist desire to control us and "conglomerate" us into indebted consumer widgets. Walls work ... (work in El Paso example) ... and we still bring in one million per year legally, more than any other nation.
Trump's (Miller's) SOTU was awesome (except cratering on the H1Bs and expanding mass legal immigration) ... but the follow up speech is needed, to show Congress is serving the commies and the corporations, ignoring/punishing the working American. Paint their dystopian world of 2030, if we don't stop their anti-American infiltration. (75% would agree, if scripted to hit the main points ... only legal merit based immigration, not welfare state for the world)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 15, 2019 10:33 AM (Cus5s)
Yeah, if you're going to do that you might as well go full Frank Zappa and wear a three piece suit with no shirt.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 15, 2019 10:33 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2019 10:30 AM
Alinsky's rules really are seeping out ... "
I think you should have picked the "Star" design.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:34 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: McCool at February 15, 2019 10:32 AM
Someone said earlier this week that you shouldn't power wash Trex. Something about the outer layer.
I don't know, just repeating it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 10:34 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sperry Topsiders at February 15, 2019 10:34 AM (/C7DX)
I remember when they were called sandals, but we were still using kleenex boxes back then. They were flip-flops by the time I started wearing them.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2019 10:34 AM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: kraken at February 15, 2019 10:35 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 10:35 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 15, 2019 10:36 AM (yTfbH)
I mean after all they wouldn't speak to any humans because they are programmed to just kill them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 15, 2019 10:29 AM
I just wished they could have focused on something for a minute, that eye wandering around all the time is damned distracting.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2019 10:36 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sooner at February 15, 2019 10:36 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 10:36 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 15, 2019 10:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 10:37 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 15, 2019 10:38 AM (kG5hP)
mature adult men who don't live on the beach should default to sperrys not flip flops anywhere but 7-11.
This is correct.
Posted by: Zod at February 15, 2019 10:16 AM (Bdeb0)
Had a contractor that worked for us who lived on his boat. He figured that this meant he was entitled to wear flip-flops everywhere. Including when he came into my shop to work.
Yeah, we got into some arguments about safety and the rest of my crew having to see his nasty-assed feet. Took a couple of "your flip-flops or your contract" ultimatums to get it through his thick skull that flip-flops are inappropriate work wear.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2019 10:40 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 10:40 AM (m45I2)
(Dannon is yogurt, Danner is boots)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2019 10:37 AM
Donner gets a pass.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2019 10:41 AM (DMUuz)
What force or guile could not subdue,
Thro' many warlike ages,
Is wrought now by a coward few,
For hireling traitor's wages.
The English steel we could disdain,
Secure in valour's station;
But English gold has been our bane -
Such a parcel of rogues in a nation!
Posted by: McCool at February 15, 2019 10:47 AM (KvRqW)
Crooked Vultures puts h in s genius on full display.
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 15, 2019 11:08 AM (SLTeJ)
It represents the sort of hateful speciesism that is so emblematic of Trump! and his supporters. It's a racist dogwhistle.
Posted by: PETA at February 15, 2019 11:09 AM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 15, 2019 11:09 AM (SLTeJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 15, 2019 11:10 AM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Sock monkey at February 15, 2019 11:16 AM (SLTeJ)
who sat on the skin of a tiger
though the tiger was once owned
she's appears to be stoned
and continually dreamed of Rod Steiger
Posted by: Tell me a Limerick at February 15, 2019 11:47 AM (Zx6uT)
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