Lifelong Republican and Trusted Adviser to Jesus Christ Almighty James Comey Has Some Wisdom He Must Share With You Now

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lol get fucked, criminal leaker and liar.

Open thread and goodnight. Long week, not gonna feel any guilt about not posting until Monday

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:05 PM




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1 Screw him in particular.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:01 PM (gC2IV)

2 What a tool......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 07:01 PM (Z+IKu)

3 Today, my virtue signal wheel says I should tweet about...
*spins*
...Confederate statues! Good way to suggest all Southern whites are racist again!

Posted by: James Comey at February 08, 2019 07:02 PM (ju9gW)

4 Long week, not gonna feel any guilt about not posting until Monday .


Don't tempt me, Mr. Ace of Spades.

Posted by: RGB at February 08, 2019 07:03 PM (t6MX/)

5 >>>Don't tempt me, Mr. Ace of Spades.

don't worry, I'd be here with bells on!

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

6 Robert E Lee > James Comey

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:04 PM (gC2IV)

7 Happy weekend, Ace.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 08, 2019 07:04 PM (xPJvm)

8 We'll miss you

Posted by: whitecollar redneck at February 08, 2019 07:04 PM (SYvU/)

9 ....and the horse he rode in on.

Posted by: BignJames at February 08, 2019 07:04 PM (cxHbL)

10 Have a great weekend, Ace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2019 07:04 PM (u82oZ)

11

Guilt is for Losers!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2019 07:04 PM (On+lG)

12 Explosive diarrhea > James Comey

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:04 PM (gC2IV)

13 What a gratuitous, attention whore type of comment.... is that what twitter really is.... just a bunch of preening attention whores???

Posted by: kraken at February 08, 2019 07:05 PM (90T4r)

14 Must. Remain. Relevant.

Posted by: St. Jim at February 08, 2019 07:05 PM (JcXHH)

15 Styx > James Comey

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:05 PM (MVjcR)

16 That's a pretty good statue of Lee and Traveler.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 08, 2019 07:05 PM (xQfPr)

17 Must. Remain. Relevant.
Posted by: St. Jim



Yeah. Somebody put baby in a corner.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 07:05 PM (NLLmE)

18 Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 08, 2019 07:05 PM (jp0Bv)

19 Why is James Comey not in jail?

Pretty sure he did illegal things.

Posted by: shibumi, getting leg shackled in two weeks at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (u0hpX)

20 We should go through and identify the political party of each man represented in the statues.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (xyung)

21 Also knock down the European castles. Totes triggering.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (PvCxa)

22 Is Reverend Queasy still employed by William and Mary? How much of Williamsburg needs to be firebombed according to this long drink of piss?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (1pz14)

23 That's a pretty good statue of Lee and Traveler.
=====

I'll take it if they don't want it.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (JcXHH)

24 He's been very quiet. Why this, why now?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (zmIJL)

25 We narcissists love to tell everybody else what to do.

Posted by: James Homey at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (Tyii7)

26 What a fucking week! Equal parts terrifying and hilarious.

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (q177U)

27 Nickelback> James Comey

Posted by: shibumi, getting leg shackled in two weeks at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (u0hpX)

28 1-877-Kars 4 Kids > James Comey

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:07 PM (gC2IV)

29 Ace, I bet you'll be back over the weekend, like last time.

OK, probably not.

Seriously, have a good weekend and "see" you on Monday.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 08, 2019 07:07 PM (lBNpM)

30 Now that Virginia has solved all of its current issues, it can focus on fixing the past.

Yeah, that sentence was a plausible statement until this past week.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 08, 2019 07:07 PM (2xR5z)

31 I'll take it if they don't want it.

I was thinking that very thing.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 08, 2019 07:07 PM (xQfPr)

32 He said "erected"...


Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 07:07 PM (X8p7j)

33 Take the rest of the week off, ace!


Oh, you just did.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2019 07:07 PM (QDnY+)

34 Also knock down the European castles. Totes triggering.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM

Let's start with the one John Kerry had disassembled, brought across the Atlantic, and reassembled on one of his rich wife's properties.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 07:07 PM (zmIJL)

35 I bet Comey harangues our Lord about not being virtuous enough.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 08, 2019 07:07 PM (lBNpM)

36 How is this shit different than the Tollybon destroying Buddhas with artillery fire?

This shit must stop. I fucking loathe the Left.

But it's Friday. Time to go home and not think about things for a while.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 08, 2019 07:08 PM (xPJvm)

37 Long week, not gonna feel any guilt about not posting until Monday .
++++
I feel strangely abandoned.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 08, 2019 07:08 PM (aWjrD)

38 Damn carpetbagger.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 08, 2019 07:08 PM (2PXwn)

39 ''What a tool......''

You beat me to it.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:08 PM (jm1YL)

40

Long week, not gonna feel any guilt about not posting until Monday .

Nor should you. You've done yoeman's work in exposing the malfeasance, corruption and subterfuge that passes for Democrat "leadership."

You should call lauraw over and you two could share an intimate evening in a kiddie pool filled with Valu-Rite Brand Vodka and butterscotch pudding whilst you shave her hump and watch CNN reruns from this week. And that's just the foreplay.
Go. Enjoy yourself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:08 PM (HaL55)

41 Does this white dress make my head look fat?

Posted by: James Homey at February 08, 2019 07:08 PM (Tyii7)

42 23 That's a pretty good statue of Lee and Traveler.
=====

I'll take it if they don't want it.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (JcXHH)

" Virgil quick come see, there goes Robert E. Lee"... as sung by Joan Baez, what has no sense of irony.....

Posted by: kraken at February 08, 2019 07:08 PM (90T4r)

43 I say fk him with a cactus.
As a life long northern leave the Confederate statutes alone.

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2019 07:09 PM (/rm4P)

44 Have a good weekend, ace. Hope you're doing ok because you've been running on straight nitromethane this week.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 08, 2019 07:09 PM (1pz14)

45 it's an old trick ... bring up a point of contention, on which the crowd may be divided, then escape with your life while they argue.


The Apostle Paul did this ... they were coming for him, so he said "they question me because I believe in the resurrection" and the crowd was divided and argued with each other ... then Paul escaped. (I forget the verse, or if that was his exact argument ... close enough)

Comey and that whole cabal MUST be prosecuted or we all must forget that "rule of law" crap, and join the most powerful/devastating gang possible. No Hillary/Comey prosecution means the commies took over the JustUs system and war is the only option they left us (other than have their dick forced in bad places)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 07:09 PM (Cus5s)

46 Open thread and goodnight. Long week, not gonna feel any guilt about not posting until Monday


Yyyyeaaahhhhh......

Posted by: Lumbergh at February 08, 2019 07:09 PM (NLLmE)

47 I think I know where we can put one of those Confederate statues.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:09 PM (JLQGI)

48 he and nancy should write their own gospel...

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2019 07:09 PM (LJUs+)

49 Now that Virginia has solved all of its current issues, it can focus on fixing the past.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 08, 2019 07:07 PM (2xR5z)

Va.....when white guys screw up...the black guy has to resign.

Posted by: BignJames at February 08, 2019 07:10 PM (cxHbL)

50
The Sunday Fake News Shows will tell us how bad a week it was for President Trump and the Republicans.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2019 07:10 PM (On+lG)

51 And when the last statue was down, and the Devil turned around on you--where would you hide, Jimmy, the monuments all being flat? This country's planted thick with statues from coast to coast--man's memorials, not God's--and if you cut them down...d'you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of his own statue, for my own safety's sake.”

Posted by: Miklos, with attribution to R. Bolt at February 08, 2019 07:10 PM (zCyNd)

52 Ace,

Enjoy the weekend. You did a splendid job this week.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:10 PM (jm1YL)

53 So he wants Northam to resign, right?

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

54 ace pioneered a new strategery today.


He'd put up a nood, while still commenting in the thread below.


New levels of trickeration to keep the Horde on its toes, no doubt.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2019 07:11 PM (QDnY+)

55 Sure Comey, let's just delete history. God forbid we actually learn from it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 07:11 PM (ffYR/)

56 51 And when the last statue was down, and the Devil turned around on you--where would you hide, Jimmy, the monuments all being flat? This country's planted thick with statues from coast to coast--man's memorials, not God's--and if you cut them down...d'you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of his own statue, for my own safety's sake."
Posted by: Miklos, with attribution to R. Bolt at February 08, 2019 07:10 PM (zCyNd)

Nice. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:11 PM (JLQGI)

57 >Don't tempt me, Mr. Ace of Spades.

don't worry, I'd be here with bells on!
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

7 ways to tell if you or your loved one is dead, you won't believe #6

https://youtu.be/B4FZaLEjw9Y

Posted by: Dee Composing at February 08, 2019 07:12 PM (Ddkdj)

58 My dad taught me that every tool has a purpose.


He never knew who James Comey was.



Calling Comey a tool is an insult to tools.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

59 What a prick. Not only a traitor to his country, but a traitor to his state. If he had any knowledge of patriotism, he would understand the honor and integrity of Bob Lee, but he doesn't.

He's another sycophantic Washington son of a bitch.

Lock him up.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 08, 2019 07:12 PM (cY3LT)

60 Love this yet another lol get fucked.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 08, 2019 07:12 PM (+fPHo)

61 Where would be without our Messiah? He's always there, just when he's not needed.

Posted by: Boswell at February 08, 2019 07:12 PM (32YRo)

62 You know who else tore down statues?

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 07:13 PM (q177U)

63 Calling Comey a tool is an insult to tools.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

Tools are useful. Comey is bad at converting oxygen to CO2 and turning food into shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:13 PM (JLQGI)

64 58 My dad taught me that every tool has a purpose.


He never knew who James Comey was.



Calling Comey a tool is an insult to tools.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

Even Harbor Freight.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

65 Open thread and goodnight. Long week, not gonna feel any guilt about not posting until Monday
..........

8:00am sharp Monday, or charge your time to PTO.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

66 He'll be after the Washington monument, and Jefferson Memorial, the name of the City itself, etc. A true Bolshevik that Comey. The Constitution itself and the Declaration of Independence because slave owners. These types need destroyed before we lose our heritage.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2019 07:14 PM (gfKS+)

67 20 We should go through and identify the political party of each man represented in the statues.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (xyung)
--------------------------------
To the extent that he had any political affiliation at all ---and he really didn't--- Lee was Whiggish.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 07:14 PM (Rxduq)

68 55 Sure Comey, let's just delete history. God forbid we actually learn from it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 07:11 PM (ffYR/)

Gotta make room for all the Comey statues that will go up once he finally takes down bad orange man.


Deluded imbecile.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:14 PM (t6MX/)

69 Love this yet another lol get fucked.
Posted by: Les Kinetic



And lo...a mighty cry was heard echoing o'er the land..

lol get fucked

Posted by: Lumbergh at February 08, 2019 07:14 PM (NLLmE)

70 ''Tools are useful. Comey is bad at converting oxygen to CO2 and turning food into shit. ''

If he's a tool then it would be the shoveling shit kind.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:14 PM (jm1YL)

71 Sounds somewhat silly and not gonna discuss it because have to go trim tri-tips and put them in dry rub and marinade, and reload some ammo, but this whole Confederate statue (and flag) thing the past few years actually brought home more than all the other (more seemingly consequential) idiocy and moonbattery how un-American, alien is the mindset of so many in America.


The Taliban comparison is absolutely appropriate, devastating, and unanswerable (even if the statues were religious in that case, technically a different category).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2019 07:14 PM (QDnY+)

72 There will come a time where the usual suspects demand (they always demand) that a statue honoring the Confederate soldiers comes down in the wrong town, with a lot of people in a very bad mood.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (xzqr4)

73 Even Harbor Freight.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

Ni hao!

Posted by: Harbor Freight at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (zCyNd)

74

He'd put up a nood, while still commenting in the thread below.


Automation. A. I. Self-driving posts.
It's a Goooogle conspiracy, all of it!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (HaL55)

75 66 He'll be after the Washington monument, and Jefferson Memorial, the name of the City itself, etc. A true Bolshevik that Comey. The Constitution itself and the Declaration of Independence because slave owners. These types need destroyed before we lose our heritage.
Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2019 07:14 PM (gfKS+)
-----------------------------
THIS.
It doesn't stop with Lee.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (Rxduq)

76 Is it wrong of someone to dream of rearranging this jamoke's facial features?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (Y4EXg)

77 To the extent that he had any political affiliation at all ---and he really didn't--- Lee was Whiggish.

***

Also, less racist then Woodrow Wilson.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (cRkMZ)

78 I'm finding that there's good money in communism.

Posted by: James Homey at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (Tyii7)

79 Speaking of walking penises
Bezos - Errbody sends dick pics!


The unexamined life...

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (LL1Be)

80 Tools are useful. Comey is bad at converting oxygen to CO2 and turning food into shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:13 PM (JLQGI)

I will always remember him as someone who used drapes to hide from his boss. Loser.

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (LJUs+)

81 C'est moi, c'est moi,
The angels have chose
To fight their battles below
And here I stand, as pure as a prayer
Incredibly clean, with virtue to spare,
The Godliest man I know, c'est moi

Posted by: James Sir Lancelot Comey at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (PHxng)

82
Va.....when white guys screw up...the black guy has to resign.

Posted by: BignJames at February 08, 2019 07:10 PM


Yes, this is the optimum eye-opening scenario for the 1.8 million African Americans in Virginia while the other 30 million or so African Americans in the rest of the country take notice.

The Democrats have always been the party of the KKK.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (jYje5)

83 Open thread and goodnight. Long week, not gonna feel any guilt about not posting until Monday
..........

8:00am sharp Monday, or charge your time to PTO.
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

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Sure, then the last post before the ONT would go up at 5:00 p.m.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

84 Nickelback> James Comey


Posted by: shibumi, getting leg shackled in two weeks at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (u0hpX)
........

PCMatic Band > James Comey

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

85

Build More Statues!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 07:16 PM (aKsyK)

86 Don't tempt me, Mr. Ace of Spades.

Posted by: RGB

I just checked my Ouija board and you said that wasn't you...

Posted by: Boswell at February 08, 2019 07:16 PM (32YRo)

87 "Fired and Disgraced FBI Director James Comey"

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at February 08, 2019 07:16 PM (LL1Be)

88 When Comey was a total clown
L O L get fucked
He said to take the statues down
L O L get fucked

/sung to "Go Down Moses"

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

89 KC and the Sunshine Band > James Comey

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:17 PM (MVjcR)

90 Enemy armies would smash the noses off of busts of influential Romans. This is different only in that it's fellow Americans (very strong reservations about calling them that, though) destroying our monuments.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 08, 2019 07:17 PM (xPJvm)

91 Long week, not gonna feel any guilt about not posting until Monday"

It's been one heck of a couple of weeks... since Nan's trip was canceled enroute.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 07:17 PM (X8p7j)

92 I will always remember him as someone who used drapes to hide from his boss. Loser.
Posted by: IC


Whenever I hear that I immediately think of Pink Panther.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 07:17 PM (NLLmE)

93 76 Is it wrong of someone to dream of rearranging this jamoke's facial features?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (Y4EXg)

As long as this someone established a detailed, useful, in writing alibi beforehand, it should be fine.

So, see you at the bar, tomorrow at 7:00PM Eastern?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:17 PM (JLQGI)

94 KC and the Sunshine Band >"

Get down, get down, get down tonight...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 07:18 PM (X8p7j)

95 Sanctimonious Giraffe

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 07:18 PM (LL1Be)

96 KC and the Sunshine Band > James Comey
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:17 PM (MVjcR)

Ouch. that one's gonna leave a mark.

Never liked disco, but KC was a whole 'nother level of awful.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 08, 2019 07:18 PM (xPJvm)

97

The Bay City Rollers > James Comey.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:18 PM (HaL55)

98 Mukbang > James Comey

Posted by: BurtTC at February 08, 2019 07:18 PM (cY3LT)

99 The Bay City Rollers > James Comey

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2019 07:19 PM (gkstg)

100 Missed it by ** that much

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2019 07:19 PM (gkstg)

101 I do believe that's the Lee Monument on Monument Ave. in Richmond. There's a reason they call it Monument Ave. Lots of monuments.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:19 PM (jm1YL)

102 No love for the Bay City Rollers.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 07:19 PM (NLLmE)

103 Slap Chop guy > James Comey

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:19 PM (gC2IV)

104 This guy....I swear...omg..

Posted by: turambar at February 08, 2019 07:19 PM (s2J6c)

105 Paper Lace >...

Ok, pretty much everything > st James.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 07:19 PM (X8p7j)

106 Sure, then the last post before the ONT would go up at 5:00 p.m.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 07:16 PM (ffYR/)
..........

But after that he gets time-and-a-half.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

107 Since Gov Coonman won't resign, I think we should start producing campaign literature for each of the prominent Dems just in case they decide to offer him the VP nod...

Warren/Coonman - because you can pick what race you are!

Klobaucher/Coonman - she's boring, he's CRAAAAZZZY...better then the odd couple!

Biden/Coonman - because we get the party started. Also, where the young white women at?


Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2019 07:20 PM (cRkMZ)

108
Starland Vocal Band > James Comey

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 07:20 PM (jYje5)

109 Tiny Tim > James Comey

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 07:20 PM (Rxduq)

110 Aren't self-fellating weasels one of the seven signs of the Apocalypse?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:20 PM (t6MX/)

111 When you come, Miss Ocasio
A nation turns its Marxist eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Hillary
Paste Eater Joe has left and gone away
Hey hey hey

Posted by: James Comey, ethical thought leader at February 08, 2019 07:20 PM (zCyNd)

112 97

The Bay City Rollers > James Comey.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:18 PM (HaL55)

Gonna dance with my baby,
til the night is through...

Gonna tell her all the things,
that I'm gonna do...

Posted by: J. Fairfax at February 08, 2019 07:20 PM (JLQGI)

113 In order to become more aware of the plight of the Black community, I am going to watch some Pam Grier movies this weekend.

Posted by: Governor Northam (Blackface), at February 08, 2019 07:21 PM (Izzlo)

114 well, I say... I never...

Posted by: Marini Farmer at February 08, 2019 07:21 PM (3H9h1)

115 AG Whitaker - "Your 5 Minutes Are Up , Motherfucker"

*I may have ad-libbed the last part.




Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 07:21 PM (LL1Be)

116 ''KC and the Sunshine Band >"

Get down, get down, get down tonight...''

''Shake your booty, shake your booty''

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:21 PM (jm1YL)

117 10 Aren't self-fellating weasels one of the seven signs of the Apocalypse?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:20 PM (t6MX/)
-----
*ahem*

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:21 PM (MVjcR)

118
Aren't self-fellating weasels one of the seven signs of the Apocalypse?
--

Nah. They're Dante's 13th circle of hell.

Posted by: shibumi, getting leg shackled in two weeks at February 08, 2019 07:21 PM (u0hpX)

119 Navy tests new aircraft carrier catapult :
https://is.gd/XtjBg6

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2019 07:21 PM (4e+hS)

120 Enemy armies would smash the noses off of busts of influential Romans

By "enemy armies" you mean "Christians". Many, many works of ancient art and sculpture were defaced, usually with crosses, because idolatry.

That statue of Marcus Aurelius was spared because they mistook that emperor for Constantine.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)

121 107---Posted by: 18-1 at February 08, 2019 07:20 PM (cRkMZ)
-----------------------

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 07:21 PM (Rxduq)

122 Slap Chop guy > James Comey"

Seems...shakeweighty.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 07:21 PM (X8p7j)

123 Donkey Chompers the gold, Ace. Gold!

Posted by: Chief Lodge Skins at February 08, 2019 07:22 PM (j+8Wu)

124 *** So, see you at the bar, tomorrow at 7:00PM Eastern?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Not trying to be a grammar-nazi, but I think it's universally understood that all time is Eastern Time, or the equivalent 'actual time.'
All other time zones are referred to as 'pretend time.'

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 08, 2019 07:22 PM (2xR5z)

125 110 Aren't self-fellating weasels one of the seven signs of the Apocalypse?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:20 PM (t6MX/)

*weaseldog hides his muzzle under his paws in embarrassment*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:22 PM (JLQGI)

126 Menudo> James Comey

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 08, 2019 07:22 PM (8iiMU)

127 Longtime Virginia resident @Comey explains that blackface isn't the only tool of white oppression. "Take down the Confederate statues now," he writes in WaPo oped https://


The Seattle's statue of Lenin is A-OK, amiright?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 07:22 PM (oRUl9)

128 ''Starland Vocal Band > James Comey''

You mean you didn't like ''Afternoon Delight"'

''Star rockets in flight...''

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:22 PM (jm1YL)

129 Lifelong Republican and Trusted Adviser to Jesus Christ Almighty James Comey Has Some Wisdom He Must Share With You Now

=


This guy Ace totally gets me. Pax Vobiscum.

Posted by: James Jesus Comey at February 08, 2019 07:22 PM (bUjCl)

130 I miss those drapes.

Posted by: James Homey at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (Tyii7)

131 comey feels guilty for not prosecuting crooked hillary.

Posted by: ramondo at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (U2cLY)

132

I saw Sanctimonious Giraffe open up for Camel at CBGB's in '82.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (HaL55)

133 Milli Vanilli > James Comey

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (Z+IKu)

134 The Funky Bunch even without Marky Mark > James Comey

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (gkstg)

135 Ok, I'm going there.

Yoko Ono > James Comey

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (gC2IV)

136 Not trying to be a grammar-nazi, but I think it's universally understood that all time is Eastern Time, or the equivalent 'actual time.'
All other time zones are referred to as 'pretend time.'
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 08, 2019 07:22 PM (2xR5z)

I know, I know. Because New York City is the vortex of reality upon which the entire universe turns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (JLQGI)

137
*weaseldog hides his muzzle under his paws in embarrassment*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:22 PM (JLQGI)
-------
Just heard a little "Grrrrrrr" from under her blankey.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (MVjcR)

138 Ace - Have a good weekend!
I'm sending you a link I got from Wayfair on decorative shelves! Enjoy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (438dO)

139 Is it an accident his initials are JC.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (0plml)

140 I miss those drapes.
Posted by: James Homey at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM

The ones at home don't match the carpet.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 07:24 PM (zmIJL)

141 ''Milli Vanilli > James Comey''

Can't get much lower than that.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:24 PM (jm1YL)

142 Comey seems a wee bit pathetic.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 08, 2019 07:24 PM (0plml)

143 James Comey - he'll put his wisdom deeper into you then Lt Gov Fairfax.

Posted by: Obligatory at February 08, 2019 07:24 PM (cRkMZ)

144 I know, I know. Because New York City is the vortex of reality upon which the entire universe turns.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
..............
Oh.. good! You peons are finally getting it!

Posted by: Every New Yorker at February 08, 2019 07:25 PM (438dO)

145 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)

Oh. Let that be a lesson to me; when trying to sound smart, at least have a clue what you're talking about.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 08, 2019 07:25 PM (xPJvm)

146 universally understood that all time is Eastern Time"

*looks around. It's Texas here...*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 07:25 PM (X8p7j)

147 You helped vote these Dems into office, so go fly off on your unicorn, embracing the New Green Deal and infanticide you sanctimonious ass.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 07:25 PM (hECVl)

148 135 Ok, I'm going there.

Yoko Ono > James Comey
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (gC2IV)


We need to hear a Comey soundtrack first. Can he wail and screech?

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2019 07:25 PM (LJUs+)

149 135 Ok, I'm going there.

Yoko Ono > James Comey
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (gC2IV)

They deserve one another.

*one damned soul turns to another*

"Where you headed?"

"I scammed little old ladies and orphanages out of money. Third level."

"Where are you bound?"

"Yoko Ono level."

"You fucking monster!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:25 PM (JLQGI)

150 harking back to the previous thread, I imagine getting slightly drunk allows some writers to write more freely

turn off their internal censors etc

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 07:26 PM (BJlbN)

151 Are we going to demolish Grant's Tomb?
He actually owned a couple of slaves and his wife owned more.
Incidentally, they were not freed at the Emancipation Proclamation. It wasn't until after the 13thA was passed.

Humans are complex and so is history.
All leftists want to do is slap labels on people and reduce them to cardboard figures in a cheap morality play of their own making.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 07:26 PM (Rxduq)

152 Confederacy is a blight on the face of our nation. As are bellbottoms and Boogie-woogie.

Posted by: James Jesus Comey at February 08, 2019 07:26 PM (bUjCl)

153 Whoa, bent Comey (bam-A-lam)

Whoa, bent Comey (bam-A-lam)

Bent Comey told a lie (bam-A-lam)

The damn thing went viral (bam-A-lam)

People said "He got no spine" (bam-A-lam)

His ego gone wild (bam-A-lam)

I said oh bent Comey (bam-A-lam)

whoa, bent Comey (bam-BA-lam)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:26 PM (t6MX/)

154 I thought Yoko Ono Level was my membership here.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 07:26 PM (NLLmE)

155 150 harking back to the previous thread, I imagine getting slightly drunk allows some writers to write more freely

turn off their internal censors etc
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 07:26 PM (BJlbN)
-----
Works for the gun thread.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:26 PM (MVjcR)

156 Hot Chocloate > Starland Vocal Band > James Comey

I believe in miracles
Where you from
you sexy thing

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

157 Oh man, why wasn't this thing fired with extreme prejudice in January 2017?

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 07:27 PM (8erNz)

158 And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and
thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.

Posted by: Lord Comey at February 08, 2019 07:27 PM (wxZSX)

159 harking back to the previous thread, I imagine getting slightly drunk allows some writers to write more freely

turn off their internal censors etc
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 07:26 PM (BJlbN)

Rule of thumb: write drunk, edit sober.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 08, 2019 07:27 PM (xPJvm)

160 Does he mean oppression in the runaway Police State kind of way?

Because I suspect not.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 07:27 PM (fTQ1B)

161 154 I thought Yoko Ono Level was my membership here.
Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 07:26 PM (NLLmE)

Think again.

Posted by: The Barrel at February 08, 2019 07:27 PM (JLQGI)

162 By the way, Comey's book is currently #2,208 in Amazons list of new publications in the last 12 months (first published April, 2018, currently on Amazon for $2.01)

Posted by: Miklos, actual book author at February 08, 2019 07:27 PM (zCyNd)

163
Navy tests new aircraft carrier catapult :
https://is.gd/XtjBg6
Posted by: Dr Spank


That was four years ago. Did they ever get it to work properly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK)

164 ''Comey seems a wee bit pathetic.''

His 15 minutes of fame are over. He's trying to remain relevant but nobody cares. Whenever I hear his name the first thing that comes to mind is that video of him hiding behind the curtains so he wouldn't have to shake PDT's hand.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:28 PM (jm1YL)

165 Pug Mahon: I learnt this from Roger Pearse, a Christian himself [remove space]:
roger-pearse.com/weblog/2018/07/27/broken-noses-crosses-on-the-forehead -the-fate-of-statues-at-the-end-of-antiquity/

Christendom got better.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2)

166 I just wanna be loved.

Posted by: James Homey at February 08, 2019 07:28 PM (Tyii7)

167 I know, I know. Because New York City is the vortex of reality upon which the entire universe turns.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:23 PM (JLQGI)


lol get fucked


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 08, 2019 07:28 PM (8iiMU)

168 Confederacy is a blight on the face of our nation. As are bellbottoms and Boogie-woogie.

Posted by: James Jesus Comey at February 08, 2019 07:26 PM (bUjCl)

Ima stride yo ass

Posted by: fats Waller at February 08, 2019 07:28 PM (zCyNd)

169 The Democrat Party is an edifice of Slavery. It should be abolished.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 07:29 PM (fTQ1B)

170 Whoa, bent Comey (bam-BA-lam)

Whoa, bent Comey (bam-BA-lam)

No prosecutor would try (bam-BA-lam)

You know that's no lie (bam-BA-lam)

He said I'm so rock steady (bam-BA-lam)

He said I'm always ready (bam-BA-lam)

whoa, bent Comey (bam-BA-lam)

whoa, bent Comey (bam-BA-lam)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:29 PM (t6MX/)

171 Ah yes, Comey, the voice of reason is an insane world.

How about this, Jimmy; we keep the Confederate monuments because only Soviet strongmen erase history.

P.S. - Learn to Code in federal prison.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2019 07:29 PM (bkUtD)

172 6 Robert E Lee > James Comey
Posted by: Duke Lowell



London Boys>James Comey

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 07:29 PM (WNAuL)

173 "Longtime Virginia resident Comey"
-------------------------
Nope. Carpetbagger from NY/NJ.
But being a career suck-up in DC, he lived in the occupied zone of NoVA for years.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 07:29 PM (Rxduq)

174 I don't want them to remove any of the statues, but you do have to remember that a great many of them ( not sure about the ones in question in VA) were put up as pure spite , and well after the Late Unpleasantness. I want to say in the 20s a when things got really ugly, and/or maybe it was in the Jim Crow era.
However, they damn sure won't stop with Bobby Lee.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 07:29 PM (s17JZ)

175 Makes more room for Robert Byrd statues.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2019 07:29 PM (p0nVR)

176 ''By the way, Comey's book is currently #2,208 in Amazons list of new publications in the last 12 months (first published April, 2018, currently on Amazon for $2.01)''

Anybody checked Walmart's bargain bins yet?

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:29 PM (jm1YL)

177 I thought Yoko Ono Level was my membership here.


==

YOu can buy Indulgentiarum from me, and they will immediately upgrade you to tin level.

Posted by: James Jesus Comey at February 08, 2019 07:29 PM (bUjCl)

178 And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and
thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.



Thaaaaaaat's the Yoko Ono Level membership.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 07:29 PM (NLLmE)

179 119 Navy tests new aircraft carrier catapult :
https://is.gd/XtjBg6


Where is Clarkson and tribe when you need him? I guess Grand Tour has already finished filming this season...

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 07:30 PM (8erNz)

180 By the way, Comey's book is currently #2,208 in Amazons list of new publications in the last 12 months (first published April, 2018, currently on Amazon for $2.01)
Posted by: Miklos, actual book author at February 08, 2019 07:27 PM (zCyNd)

Hahaha....now that's funny!

$2.01......overpriced.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 07:30 PM (Z+IKu)

181


Well, Ace is getting ready for his night of wild abandon with lauraw, so we're left to our own devices to keep ourselves entertained.
That can only mean one thing: music thread.
Here's what I've got playing in another tab: Free Live in Stockholm 1970.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3IyHndhD0

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:30 PM (HaL55)

182 Cheez Whiz > Comey

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 07:30 PM (vW5+V)

183 ''But being a career suck-up in DC, he lived in the occupied zone of NoVA for years.''

Northern VA is not the real VA. Might as well be a different state.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:30 PM (jm1YL)

184 >>>Cheez Whiz > Comey



Dick Cheez > Comey

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2019 07:31 PM (bkUtD)

185 ''Comey seems a wee bit pathetic.''

He may be worried, a bit.


He, and others know what they did, but are not completely sure they won't be punished.

Posted by: Miklos, guardedly optimistic at February 08, 2019 07:31 PM (zCyNd)

186 I just wanna be loved.

Posted by: James Homey at February 08, 2019 07:28 PM (Tyii7)
..........

...by you
Baby just you

Posted by: Patty Loveless at February 08, 2019 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

187 182 Cheez Whiz > Comey
Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 07:30 PM (vW5+V)

To be fair, Easy Cheese is better than Comey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:31 PM (JLQGI)

188

I see Pixy still hasn't fed the hamsters yet today. "Your comment has been rejected because of too many spaces."

It sure would be nice if there was some way to know just how many spaces are too many. It appears that only the hamsters know for sure.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:31 PM (HaL55)

189 183 ''But being a career suck-up in DC, he lived in the occupied zone of NoVA for years.''

Northern VA is not the real VA. Might as well be a different state.
Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:30 PM (jm1YL)
------
I get the hell out of No VA whenever possible.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:31 PM (MVjcR)

190 Man, I still have a hankering for some Chop Suey.

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2019 07:31 PM (wxZSX)

191 By the way, Comey's book is currently #2,208 in Amazons list of new publications in the last 12 months


===

These heathens don't know what is good for them.

Posted by: James Jesus Comey at February 08, 2019 07:31 PM (bUjCl)

192 Not trying to be a grammar-nazi, but I think it's universally understood that all time is Eastern Time, or the equivalent 'actual time.'
All other time zones are referred to as 'pretend time.'
--

Thank you for stating this very obvious fact.

Posted by: shibumi, getting leg shackled in two weeks at February 08, 2019 07:32 PM (u0hpX)

193 Watching Lou Dobbs....he has been ripping the Dems and RINOs with abandon lately.
Good for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 08, 2019 07:32 PM (8iiMU)

194 Tommy Wiseau's The Room > James Comey

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 07:32 PM (Izzlo)

195 And IIIIIIiiieeeeeIiiii, will always love meeeeeeOiii . . .

Posted by: James Comey at February 08, 2019 07:32 PM (t6MX/)

196 ''Hot Chocloate > Starland Vocal Band > James Comey

I believe in miracles
Where you from
you sexy thing''

I'm really catching some ear worms tonight. Yikes.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:32 PM (jm1YL)

197 Windows 10> comey

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 07:32 PM (vW5+V)

198 Open thread and goodnight. Long week, not gonna feel any guilt about not posting until Monday

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:05 PM


Remember the stories a while back that Ace was a woman. The above is conclusive disproof.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (VaN/j)

199 He is trying to get the Negroes stirred up abut statues, and get their minds off white boys in blackface,and rapey Lt Givs.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (s17JZ)

200 But


Disco Duck > James Comey

???

Asking for the duck...

Posted by: Adriane the Venn Diagram Critic ... at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (LPnfS)

201 Duke Nukem Forever> James Comey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (JLQGI)

202 as far as vandalism in antiquity - that did happen.

Mostly it was greed: melting down Egyptian artworks dug out of tombs for gold.

Often it was just some random asshole from Caria sketching his name on a monument (this is actually our best record of the dead Carian language - ironically).

Invading armies liked to steal artwork and bring it home. Hammurabi's Code wasn't recovered from Babylon; it was found in Susa in Elam, because the Elamites looted it and brought it over there. That could cause damage but mostly accidental.

Dickheads using statuary for target practice happened. We Brits made a mess of the Darius inscription at Behistun that way. Er. Sorry.

And - relevant to your and my examples: politically-motivated defacements happened before Christianity, like when enemies of Athenian policy during the Pelopponesian War trashed the herms in Athens.

Probably missing some examples.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (ykYG2)

203 "We shouldn't use the most painful parts of our history just to score political points."--Barack Obama at a Ralph Northam rally.

Using the FBI to wiretap your political opponents is the real "tool of oppression", Herr Direktor.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (Ndje9)

204 Well, Ace is getting ready for his night of wild abandon with lauraw,

video or it didn't happen.

so we're left to our own devices to keep ourselves entertained. That can only mean one thing: music thread.
Here's what I've got playing in another tab: Free Live in Stockholm 1970.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3IyHndhD0


Not my thing.

Closer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCULiAKoDcM

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (8erNz)

205 British Automotive Electrical Systems > Comey

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (MVjcR)

206 Sex With Lisa Page > Comey

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2019 07:34 PM (bkUtD)

207 A 20 year old box of Kaboom > James Comey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 07:34 PM (SiINZ)

208 That was four years ago. Did they ever get it to work properly?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot
-----I'm pretty sure it is sea qualified to throw red wheeled carts off a stationary deck.

Aircraft - not so much.

(Too lazy to check. It's Friday evening after all.)

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2019 07:34 PM (Y4EXg)

209 Fallout 76 Launch > James Comey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:34 PM (JLQGI)

210 189 183 ''But being a career suck-up in DC, he lived in the occupied zone of NoVA for years.''

Northern VA is not the real VA. Might as well be a different state.
Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:30 PM (jm1YL)
------
I get the hell out of No VA whenever possible.
Posted by: Weasel



Real Virginia starts south of Quantico and west of I-81. I live in Alexandria. It has nothing in common with Virginia anymore.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 07:34 PM (WNAuL)

211 So Comey wants to erase all evidence of the Civil War?

Pretty soon, slavery will never have happened.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 08, 2019 07:34 PM (uDcBt)

212 Cheez Whiz > Comey

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 07:30 PM (vW5+V)
..........

Velveeta > Cheez Whiz

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

213 I cannot stay on this thread without saying something....very very bad. Back to the drunken journalism thread.

Posted by: Paladin at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (JDw72)

214 205 British Automotive Electrical Systems > Comey

Why do the British drink warm beer? Because they have Lucas refrigerators.

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (8erNz)

215 You know what is another tool of white oppression, James? The FBI.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (786Ro)

216 190 Man, I still have a hankering for some Chop Suey.
Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2019 07:31 PM (wxZSX)

Grab a brush and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

217 You know when his book ends up in those bargain bins that show up in grocery stores a couple of times a year that it's self life is over.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (jm1YL)

218 205 British Automotive Electrical Systems > Comey
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (MVjcR)

British Wine > James Comey

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (Izzlo)

219 Apple maps Launch > James Comey

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (BJlbN)

220 So statures are the problem? I thought it was the cotton. And the lynchings.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (zLDYs)

221 >>>Velveeta > Cheez Whiz



Aretha > Velveeta

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (bkUtD)

222
Real Virginia starts south of Quantico and west of I-81. I live in Alexandria. It has nothing in common with Virginia anymore.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 07:34 PM (WNAuL)
-----
Howdy, neighbor.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (MVjcR)

223 Ishtar>James Comey

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 07:35 PM (WNAuL)

224 222: {waves like a retard} Howdy!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 07:36 PM (WNAuL)

225 220 So statures are the problem? I thought it was the cotton. And the lynchings.

Are they allowed to replay 'Roots' any more?

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 07:36 PM (8erNz)

226 The Last Jedi > James Com...

No, I can't go that far

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 07:36 PM (Izzlo)

227 shibumi, getting leg shackled in two weeks
.............
What does that mean? Married?
We put a ball and chain around our friend at his wedding back in the 70's and made him dance with his new wife...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (438dO)

228 Rambo III > James Comey

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (bkUtD)

229 Thank you for stating this very obvious fact.

Posted by: shibumi, getting leg shackled in two weeks at February 08, 2019 07:32 PM (u0hpX)

Don't be mean. Not this time.

Posted by: Miklos, from Greenwich Naval Observatory at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (zCyNd)

230 Somebody went full Ishtar.

Now it's getting ugly.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (NLLmE)

231 British dentistry > James Comey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (SiINZ)

232 There's a guy at work named Dikshit and his other name starts with another slang name for a body part.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (vW5+V)

233 Live action Super Mario Bros > James Comey

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (gkstg)

234 ''Ishtar>James Comey''

Lower still. Thought you couldn't get lower than Milli Vanilli

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (jm1YL)

235
Ooo I want to play

Used condom > James Comey

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (UdKB7)

236 And IIIIIIiiieeeeeIiiii, will always love meeeeeeOiii . . .


Posted by: James Comey at February 08, 2019 07:32 PM (t6MX/)

hey mother*cker quit stealin' myshtick mother*cker I'll haunt your white ass

Posted by: zombie Whitney Houston at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

237
224 222: {waves like a retard} Howdy!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 07:36 PM (WNAuL)
-------
{waves back} Doody!

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (MVjcR)

238 OT, from Zebra Corner: If Commercials Were Real Life - Gillette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhrVZyOBmvQ

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (oRUl9)

239 225 220 So statures are the problem? I thought it was the cotton. And the lynchings.

Are they allowed to replay 'Roots' any more?

Posted by: JEM



Northram better hope so. I think the High Priests of the VA-DNC are going to make him watch it as part of his penance.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (WNAuL)

240
And - relevant to your and my examples: politically-motivated defacements happened before Christianity, like when enemies of Athenian policy during the Pelopponesian War trashed the herms in Athens.

Probably missing some examples.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Conquerors and newly installed kings trashing predecessors' statues is a universal phenomena across all civilizations and all eras.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (whUgy)

241 6 Robert E Lee > James Comey
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:04 PM (gC2IV)
---
The two aren't even in the same universe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (hjaPQ)

242 Ace needs to depilate for his surprise reveal at the MoMee!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (kQs4Y)

243 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (ykYG2)

Yes, the whole "laying waste" thing. Common enough. It's only recently we have tried to rise above it, really.
How are you, these days? I'm not around much anymore, but it seems you have been going through rough patches.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (s17JZ)

244 ''British dentistry > James Comey''

British teeth> James Comey

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (jm1YL)

245 San Francisco Effluent > James Comey

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (t6MX/)

246 whoa, bent Comey (bam-BA-lam)

whoa, bent Comey (bam-BA-lam)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:29 PM (t6MX/)



Black Betty is a rather racy song, if you hear the words.


Tom Jones put out the best version ever IMO in his album "Mr. Jones", in I believe 2002. Yes, that Tom Jones. Sir Tom is a blues rocker deluxe!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (sy5kK)

247 Wet spot > James Comey

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (Y4EXg)

248 >>>Are they allowed to replay 'Roots' any more?



They'll substitute Django Unchained.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (bkUtD)

249 Lesson of the night: No more guilt trips from our "moral betters".



Posted by: William Eaton at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (MuTTO)

250 Are they allowed to replay 'Roots' any more?

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 07:36 PM (8erNz)


Less real than Wakanda.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 07:39 PM (oRUl9)

251 Probably missing some examples.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (ykYG2)

Islamic defacement of other religious monuments is particularly well documented.

On the other hand, IIRC Bramante was pretty bad at defacing/appropriating old roman buildings in Rome during the rebuild of St Peters. Also, Bernini was bad at using marble from old roman statuary for his work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:39 PM (JLQGI)

252 British Automotive Electrical Systems > Comey
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (MVjcR)



Will Strike Back

Posted by: Lucas Auto and Film at February 08, 2019 07:39 PM (zCyNd)

253 Hi weasel,

My kids call it Nova and Rova (rest of Virginia).

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:39 PM (nRWPy)

254 242 Ace needs to depilate for his surprise reveal at the MoMee!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (kQs4Y)
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Oh, that's right! I think I have a to-do list for that here somewhere.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:39 PM (MVjcR)

255 Star Wars Christmas Special > James Comey

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:39 PM (gC2IV)

256 194 Tommy Wiseau's The Room > James Comey
Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 07:32 PM (Izzlo)

It's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did naaaht!

Oh, hi Mark!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

257 Zima > James Comey

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 07:40 PM (oRUl9)

258 When Comey was a total clown
L O L get fucked
He said to take the statues down
L O L get fucked

/sung to "Go Down Moses"
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:16 PM

Now that really did make me LOL!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2019 07:40 PM (8Hqex)

259 253 Hi weasel,

My kids call it Nova and Rova (rest of Virginia).
Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:39 PM (nRWPy)
----
Hi dagny! Smart kids!

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:40 PM (MVjcR)

260 Time for the Designated Hitter in the N.L.

https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/
1093949330543861760

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 07:40 PM (Evws/)

261 Young Sheldon > James Comey
(I think, it's an assumption)

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

262 Alexandria will no doubt do "Roots in the park" as soon as the weather warms up, part of the all lefty penance quest.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:41 PM (nRWPy)

263 LCS class ships > James Comey

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 07:41 PM (Izzlo)

264 New Coke > James Comey.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2019 07:41 PM (bkUtD)

265 242 Ace needs to depilate for his surprise reveal at the MoMee!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (kQs4Y)

That'll really spoil the lift the fur up from the Ewok festivities.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:41 PM (t6MX/)

266 Conquerors and newly installed kings trashing predecessors' statues is a universal phenomena across all civilizations and all eras.

I totally forgot the Amarna Period. Akhenaten was NOT popular. They tried to scratch his name out everywhere they could find it.

Before that, after King Hatshepsut died, Tuthmosis III did the same to her (no, not a typo) inscriptions. He pretended that he'd been King and that Hatshepsut wasn't. How can a woman be King ?! Well it hadn't happened, he claimed.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 07:41 PM (ykYG2)

267 Crocs > James Comey

It's like I don't even know you people any more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 07:41 PM (oRUl9)

268 Anybody have Comey's email address? He really needs to see this thread.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

269 235
Ooo I want to play

Used condom > James Comey
Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 07:37 PM (UdKB7)

The Comey Island whitefish

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:41 PM (NWiLs)

270 Yes! All sutures must go NOW

Especially the racist "flesh colored" ones

Posted by: DR. Ralph Northam (distracted) at February 08, 2019 07:41 PM (zCyNd)

271 Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.. Unless those words are spoken by BO in anger...then I will cry....

Posted by: St. Sebastian James Jesus Comey at February 08, 2019 07:42 PM (bUjCl)

272 Thank you for stating this very obvious fact.


Posted by: shibumi, getting leg shackled in two weeks at February 08, 2019 07:32 PM (u0hpX)


Don't be mean. Not this time.
--

LOL. I was NOT being mean. At least this time. I totally agree!



Posted by: shibumi, getting leg shackled in two weeks at February 08, 2019 07:42 PM (u0hpX)

273 What a disgrace this man is. he is the personification of weaponized Nazi police.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 08, 2019 07:42 PM (vFUiw)

274 Nancy Pelosi's Sucking Gums > James Comey

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2019 07:42 PM (bkUtD)

275 Anybody have Comey's email address? He really needs to see this thread.
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:41 PM (v0R5T)


dude, I'm right here !

Posted by: James Jesus Comey at February 08, 2019 07:43 PM (bUjCl)

276 British Automotive Electrical Systems > Comey

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:33 PM (MVjcR)
.......

Ford Pinto > James Comey

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

277 Hi Tammy. Me and my butt are doing better, thanks.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 07:43 PM (ykYG2)

278 Donkey Chompers > Comey

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:43 PM (MVjcR)

279 Virginia is for lovers - VA Tourist Bureau

Curtains are for hiding - James Comey

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 07:43 PM (oRUl9)

280 Gum on the bottom of your shoe > James Comey

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

281 Meh.

He's just running interference for the Racist Democrats.

Get the Statues of Racist Democrats controversy going to-

distract from the Current Racist Democrats and Rapist Democrats troubles.


I'm sure the Low Functioning MSM Journalists will swallow it then follow it.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 08, 2019 07:43 PM (CRRq9)

282 Jimmy Kimmel basketball skills > James Comey

Posted by: WonkishRogue at February 08, 2019 07:43 PM (O9JR8)

283 Ace needs to depilate for his surprise reveal at the MoMee!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 07:38 PM (kQs4Y)

In the antique refinishing biz, we dunk it in a vat

Posted by: Museum Quality Miklos at February 08, 2019 07:43 PM (zCyNd)

284 BTH's ass problems > James Comey

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

285 Why is he not under arrest for sedition? FFS!

Posted by: LGoPs at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (vFUiw)

286 260 Time for the Designated Hitter in the N.L.

https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/
1093949330543861760
Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 07:40 PM (Evws/)


It's going to be as bad as the war between hot dog / ketchup lovers and haters around here when the horde starts this discussion.


I'll start. Edgar Martinez is my hero!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (sy5kK)

287 Maxine Waters' hair > James Comey

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (8Hqex)

288 Is "Amanda Period" something tranny guys get??

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (Evws/)

289 I stopped at a car wash on my way home from work. They have a touch-screen kiosk for paying. It wouldn't let me choose which wash I wanted. I put in a $20 bill and it spit out 20 ones and told me to pull forward.

An attendant came out to see what the problem was. As there were a lot of cars behind me, he said, "We've been having some problems with this today. Looks like you got a free car wash."

I continued inside and at one point the line stopped for 30 seconds, then started back up. I had never had that happen before, and it made me think how much it would suck to be in the middle of a car wash and have a power outage.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

290 The Green New Deal > James Comey

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (bkUtD)

291 Barack Obama's fastball > James Comey

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (oRUl9)

292 Have a great weekend, Ace !


As for Comey ?

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (xH86r)

293 Karma > Comey.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (hECVl)

294 Ok, I've used Yoko Ono and the Star Wars Christmas Special. I don't know of anything lower.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (gC2IV)

295 I am trying to remake the Republican party in my image. It's time....

Posted by: James Jesus Comey at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (bUjCl)

296

Painful rectal itch > James Comey.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (HaL55)

297 Akenaten renamed himself "Spirit of Anon" and moved the capital trying to start a new religion pissing off the priests, army (he also lost territory screwing around with religion) and rural folk.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:45 PM (nRWPy)

298 294 Ok, I've used Yoko Ono and the Star Wars Christmas Special. I don't know of anything lower.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (gC2IV)
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RBG Toe Cheese

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:45 PM (MVjcR)

299 Ford Pinto > James Comey


Chrysler K-Car>James Comey

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 07:45 PM (WNAuL)

300 Mooch's wardrobe>James Comey

Well..maybe not quite

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:45 PM (jm1YL)

301 Designated Hitter > James Comey
(And I fucking HATE the DH)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 07:45 PM (s17JZ)

302 Is "Amana Period" during "the Vietnam times"??

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 07:46 PM (Evws/)

303 Finding out you stepped in dog poop while walking the dog- after walking all the way through your house > James Comey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:46 PM (JLQGI)

304 302 Is "Amana Period" during "the Vietnam times"??
Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 07:46 PM (Evws/)


Only if you're a Radar Ranger.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 07:46 PM (oRUl9)

305 Back hair > Comey

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 07:46 PM (vW5+V)

306 Pitchers' batting stats > James Comey

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 07:47 PM (Evws/)

307 drunk Comey > Comey

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 07:47 PM (BJlbN)

308 Painful rectal itch > James Comey.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (HaL55)

This may be defamatory cause for action.

-The lawyers Comey has been paying..on...certain Prisoner's Dilemma contingencies

Posted by: Miklos, not your lawyer at February 08, 2019 07:47 PM (zCyNd)

309 Ford Pinto > James Comey


Chrysler K-Car>James Comey
Posted by: Puddleglum

The Edsel > James Comey

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2019 07:47 PM (gkstg)

310 RBG's health > James Comey

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 07:47 PM (oRUl9)

311

Recently discontinued Chevy Volt > James Comey.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:47 PM (HaL55)

312 Hashtetput was ahead of her time. She wore fake beards and other male pharoh trappings. Sorta Egyptian trannie chic.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM (nRWPy)

313 Being shiv'd by bluebell > Comey

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM (MVjcR)

314 Sometimes when I see Comey's lips just keep flappin' I ask myself "What would Justin Fairfax do?"

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM (OpFHM)

315 lost car keys = FBI = James Comey

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

316 Los Mets > Comey

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM (vW5+V)

317 VA State delegate to cram impeachment down Coochman's throat if he hasn't resigned by Monday.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM (t6MX/)

318
Greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray>James Comey

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM (gC2IV)

319 288 Is "Amanda Period" something tranny guys get??
Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 07:44 PM (Evws/)

No, it was the last time the band Boston had a hit record

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM (Izzlo)

320

This may be defamatory cause for action.



-The lawyers Comey has been paying..on...certain Prisoner's Dilemma contingencies


OK then.

Mangled baby ducks > James Comey.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM (HaL55)

321 314 Sometimes when I see Comey's lips just keep flappin' I ask myself "What would Justin Fairfax do?"
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM (OpFHM)

He'd surely rape a chick or two
That's what Justin Fairfax would do

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

322 Hiring Nick Nolte as a Nanny > James Comey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:49 PM (JLQGI)

323 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 07:43 PM (ykYG2)

Delighted to hear it, and am hoping your cornea is better, too.
But I was probably a little more concerned abut how you sounded after your foray into the abyss of politics....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 07:49 PM (s17JZ)

324 Juan Williams > James Comey

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:49 PM (nRWPy)

325 Balut > James Comey

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

326 I have an acquaintance (retired FBI) who will soon be moving close to me. hHe told me last year that James Comey was the most honorable man in Washington DC. It took all my willpower to not throw him out of my house. As he was my guest, I couldn't, but I was barely able to remain civil. Any remaining conversation was impossible after that comment. I dread the thought they they are moving close to me because I don't think I'll be able to remain civil if any conversation ever comes up about the current state of affairs.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 08, 2019 07:49 PM (vFUiw)

327 Amana is an appliance brand
made in China, not Egypt, I think

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 07:49 PM (BJlbN)

328 Brussels sprouts > James Comey

But it's close. Really really close.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

329 Finding out after you just struck out with a hot chick that you had a huge nose hair hanging down > James Comey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM (JLQGI)

330 Hey whats the dress for mome? Pants?

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM (nRWPy)

331 durian stench > Comey breath

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM (BJlbN)

332 Balut > James Comey
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

Balut farts > James Comey

Posted by: antisocialist at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM (2shuf)

333 rickl, I think about an EMP when I'm in a carwash. I seriously doubt I'd drive through a long tunnel.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM (zLDYs)

334 Carrots in chili, you guessed it > comey

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM (MVjcR)

335 A bolus stuck in the colon for over a week = James Comey

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 07:51 PM (ykYG2)

336 Being shiv'd by bluebell > Comey
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM


So TDG V2 is a go!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 07:51 PM (DMUuz)

337 Honey Wagon > James Comey

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 07:51 PM (1g7ch)

338 Jerking off with a handful of Grape Nuts > James Comey

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

339 330 Hey whats the dress for mome? Pants?
Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM (nRWPy)
------
Pantsuit.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:51 PM (MVjcR)

340 Ebola of the rectum > James Comey

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:51 PM (t6MX/)

341 Colonscopy > James Comey

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 07:51 PM (oRUl9)

342 330 Hey whats the dress for mome? Pants?

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM (nRWPy)

underpants optional for the ettes, I hear

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 07:52 PM (BJlbN)

343 Carrots in chili, you guessed it > comey
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM


Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 07:52 PM (DMUuz)

344 330 Hey whats the dress for mome? Pants?
Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM (nRWPy)
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Assless chaps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 07:52 PM (kQs4Y)

345 James Comey was the most honorable man in Washington DC.


"honorable" means something COMPLETELY different here in Babylon-on-the-Potomac than it does in the rest of the country.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 07:52 PM (WNAuL)

346 Remember all those solid, decent rank & file FBI agents who were Outraged! about the politicization and were totes going to resign...
any day now?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2019 07:52 PM (gkstg)

347 Recently discontinued Chevy Volt > James Comey.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 07:47 PM (HaL55)

Hey... uh... could you guys help push start my car?

*shows expired FBI badge*

Posted by: Not James Comey, on advice of counsel at February 08, 2019 07:52 PM (zCyNd)

348 336 Being shiv'd by bluebell > Comey
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM

So TDG V2 is a go!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 07:51 PM (DMUuz)
------
No, I just live in constant fear of a shiv attack.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)

349 Hey whats the dress for mome? Pants?

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:50 PM (nRWPy)

underpants optional for the ettes, I hear
Posted by: votermom certified russ

yep, you heard it right


Posted by: NSA Bob at February 08, 2019 07:53 PM (bUjCl)

350 Snorting a line of malic acid > James Comey

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

351 338 Jerking off with a handful of Grape Nuts > James Comey
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

*golfclap*

Anal probe with Popeye's Chicken > James Comey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:53 PM (JLQGI)

352 Jehovah's Witnesses at your door > Comey

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 07:53 PM (vW5+V)

353 "honorable" means something COMPLETELY different here in Babylon-on-the-Potomac than it does in the rest of the country.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 07:52 PM (WNAuL)

He honored her offer.

Posted by: Miklos, all night long at February 08, 2019 07:53 PM (zCyNd)

354 Bubonic Plaque>James Comey

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:54 PM (jm1YL)

355 Anal probe with Popeye's Chicken > James Comey
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 07:53 PM (JLQGI)

Regular or spicy? This is important...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

356 Recently discontinued Chevy Volt > James Comey
..........

> my brother's Spark

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

357 Huffing Mad Maxine's Front Hole > James Comey

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)

358 "honorable" means something COMPLETELY different here in Babylon-on-the-Potomac than it does in the rest of the country.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 07:52 PM (WNAuL)

Yup......the FBI is a criminal organization that needs to be abolished.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 07:54 PM (Z+IKu)

359 Crossbows vs longbows ideological position> Jesus Comey

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:54 PM (nRWPy)

360 Study: Journalists Drink Too Much, Are Bad At Managing Emotions, And Operate At a Lower Level Than the Average Person
====
Study: Former FBI directors tweet too much, are bad at Managing Emotions And operate at a Lower Level than the Average Gradeschooler

Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2019 07:55 PM (ZuGkg)

361 Bag 'O Dicks > James Comey

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 07:55 PM (UdKB7)

362 Bubonic plague not plaque. Damn auto correct.

Auto correct>James Comey

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:55 PM (jm1YL)

363 Jerking off with a handful of Grape Nuts > James Comey
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

*golfclap*

Anal probe with Popeye's Chicken > James Comey

Save it for the Art Thread

Posted by: Miklos,'cause Miklos at February 08, 2019 07:55 PM (zCyNd)

364 Bill Kristol ? James Comey

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:55 PM (nRWPy)

365 Dental calculus > James Comey

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

366 364
Bill Kristol ? James Comey

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:55 PM (nRWPy)

James Comey > Bill Kristol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 07:56 PM (t6MX/)

367 Tucker tonight is gonna be good.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 07:56 PM (e7oj4)

368 358
Yup......the FBI is a criminal organization that needs to be abolished.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 07:54 PM (Z+IKu)


I've also been saying that about the Democrat Party.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

369 Fat Man on Ottoman > James Comey on the stand

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 07:56 PM (kQs4Y)

370 This from a Virginia Democrat.

Patrick Hope @HopeforVirginia
On Monday, I will be introducing articles of impeachment for Lt. Governor Justin Fairfax if he has not resigned before then.

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN)Northam at February 08, 2019 07:56 PM (BqBId)

371 I'd like so see the stars and bars shoved so far up his ass that when he opens his mouth all he can do is sing swanee.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2019 07:56 PM (oSQM4)

372 260
Time for the Designated Hitter in the N.L.
https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/
1093949330543861760


Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 07:40 PM (Evws/)
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I like the idea of a fielding 9 and a hitting 9. Would be sterling play on both offense and defense.


Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 08, 2019 07:57 PM (ZQR/T)

373 326 I have an acquaintance (retired FBI) who will soon be moving close to me. hHe told me last year that James Comey was the most honorable man in Washington DC. It took all my willpower to not throw him out of my house. As he was my guest, I couldn't, but I was barely able to remain civil. Any remaining conversation was impossible after that comment. I dread the thought they they are moving close to me because I don't think I'll be able to remain civil if any conversation ever comes up about the current state of affairs.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 08, 2019 07:49 PM (vFUiw)


You're a better man than me, LGoPs.

I would have laughed in his face. Like doubled-over, hooting laughter.

And my first words would have been, "c'mon, man!"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

374 Robert E. Lee is 100x the man Comey ever will be.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 07:57 PM (e7oj4)

375 Bill Kristol ? James Comey

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:55 PM (nRWPy)
.......

It's a toss-up. One's fat and short, one's tall and skinny. Both stupid.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

376 Fairfax isnt attractive enough to be rapin' everybody.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:57 PM (nRWPy)

377 376 Fairfax isnt attractive enough to be rapin' everybody.
Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:57 PM (nRWPy)

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

378 He's just doing this to get idiot Dems off of the front page. He's reminding the base that there is an alt right. He's also doing his favorite thing, drawing attention to himself.

Not like the guy doesn't understand covert operations and manipulating the masses or anything.

Posted by: tired at February 08, 2019 07:58 PM (kOGRT)

379 Change the subject much?

Posted by: Sweets at February 08, 2019 07:58 PM (Hh51s)

380 Banhammer on aisle #372, please.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

381 Regular or spicy? This is important...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

There's only one kind.

Posted by: the Finnish exchange student who lived with the Copelands and told Miklos at February 08, 2019 07:58 PM (zCyNd)

382 ''Dental calculus > James Comey''

Scrith, scratch. Scritch, scratch goes the hygienist. I get shivers just thinking about it

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:58 PM (jm1YL)

383 You're a better man than me, LGoPs.

I would have laughed in his face. Like doubled-over, hooting laughter.

And my first words would have been, "c'mon, man!"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

Followed by, "I don't think "honorable" means what YOU think it means."

Posted by: antisocialist at February 08, 2019 07:58 PM (2shuf)

384 Those white racists are going to impeach Fairfax?

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:58 PM (nRWPy)

385 Bill Kristol ? James Comey
.........

Where do I fit in all of this?

Posted by: John Kasich at February 08, 2019 07:59 PM (v0R5T)

386 Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2019 07:56 PM (oSQM4)

Cut, jib, newsletter.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 07:59 PM (s17JZ)

387 Abraham Lincoln during his second inauguration speech on March 4, 1865 about a month before the formal end to the U.S. Civil War famously stated that his one goal was to seek "lasting peace among ourselves" and he called for "malice towards none" and "charity for all". This was a president who had just fought a war that resulted in battlefield deaths in excess of 620,000 Americans, more than the total number lost in all other American wars combined. This was at a time when the total U.S. population was about 31,400,000. I cannot remember Mr. Lincoln ever calling for the eradication of all southern history. Nor did he denigrate the courage or sincerity of southern rebels. He wanted one nation under God. But then Abraham Lincoln was never Director of the FBI. He unlike James Comey, he never had to make the decisions about who should rule this country. I am sure that if Lincoln were alive today, no doubt his top priority would be removing statues of Confederate Generals because when your James Comes you're just that much better than everybody else.

Posted by: Punchinello at February 08, 2019 07:59 PM (zOrpp)

388 Justin Fairfax's political future > James Comey

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 07:59 PM (gC2IV)

389 Fairfax isnt attractive enough to be rapin' everybody.

'If it wasn't for rape, I'd never get laid' -- Sublime

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 07:59 PM (ykYG2)

390 Fairfax isnt attractive enough to be rapin' everybody.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:57 PM (nRWPy)

We work on percentages.

Posted by: Direct Marketing Alliance at February 08, 2019 08:00 PM (zCyNd)

391 390
Fairfax isnt attractive enough to be rapin' everybody.



Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 07:57 PM (nRWPy)


What he lacks in looks he makes up in volume.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 08:01 PM (t6MX/)

392 "Fairfax deserves the benefit of Due Process..."

Ummm, yeah.
"Due process" - isn't that how they make cheese?

Posted by: antisocialist at February 08, 2019 08:01 PM (2shuf)

393 Bit bit bit Jen Rubin said he was dynamic and eloquent.


And was then attacked for it as racist.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 08:01 PM (nRWPy)

394 380 Banhammer on aisle #372, please.
Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 07:58 PM (sdi6R)


You like ketchup on your hot dog, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 08:01 PM (sy5kK)

395 352
Jehovah's Witnesses at your door > Comey

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 07:53 PM (vW5+V)
------------------

I had a collage roommate would meet the at the door in his underwear and invite them inside, God love him. Died early, 8 April, 1971, RVN.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 08, 2019 08:01 PM (ZQR/T)

396 Where do I fit in all of this?
Posted by: John Kasich at February 08, 2019 07:59 PM

Squeezing your fat ass into someone else's airline seat.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 08:01 PM (zmIJL)

397 It ought to be law that no one stays more than two years inside the beltway. It just poisons the mind. These asshats lose all touch with the real world.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 08:02 PM (0tfLf)

398 That's "Former Director of the Federal Bureau of Matter" James Comey.


Fecklessness.Betrayal.Incompetence.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 08, 2019 08:02 PM (WqPYg)

399 BSG way > than Comey

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 08:02 PM (vW5+V)

400 Herring calked for Northam to resign then said he'd done it too.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 08:02 PM (nRWPy)

401 "Due process" - isn't that how they make cheese?



Sausages.

Posted by: Your neighborhood butcher at February 08, 2019 08:02 PM (bUjCl)

402 If it can save just one woman, we must ban these Democrats with the crotch thing that goes up.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at February 08, 2019 08:02 PM (I6S+U)

403 I would have laughed in his face. Like doubled-over, hooting laughter.

And my first words would have been, "c'mon, man!"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

Mine would have been "Chardonnay? Or a perky Rose?"

Posted by: Miklos, WOKE sommelier at February 08, 2019 08:02 PM (zCyNd)

404 ketchup on a hot dog > James Comey

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 08:02 PM (v0R5T)

405 Ace uber alles.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at February 08, 2019 08:03 PM (qLdL9)

406 Getin caught fappin by the hot chic in school like the dude in Fast Times at Ridgemont High > james comey

Posted by: DXO at February 08, 2019 08:03 PM (nzKWW)

407 Meh, I've lived inside the beltway my whole life.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 08:03 PM (nRWPy)

408 How about they correct textbooks that say the Civil War had nothing to do with slavery and that Abraham Lincoln was a racist?

Posted by: Karen at February 08, 2019 08:03 PM (ZI6qD)

409 Posted by: Punchinello at February 08, 2019 07:59 PM (zOrpp)

--President Grant was pretty much the same way, and he fought the South viciously.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:03 PM (e7oj4)

410 lol, the Sublime video - Ron Jeremy makes a cameo at the end

"got no pity for men of this kind
and now he takes it, in the behind"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 08:03 PM (ykYG2)

411 We are all excercited that Senator Ocasica -Sanchez has said she wants to include the Brattleboro Fart Tube concept to reduice human greenhouse gas emmissions. What you done to reduce human greenhouse gas emmissions ?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at February 08, 2019 08:04 PM (qM84C)

412 380
Banhammer on aisle #372, please.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 07:58 PM (sdi6R)
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Hey, it's just the logical extension of the DH.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 08, 2019 08:04 PM (ZQR/T)

413 June 12, 1936
I am very happy to take part in this unveiling of the statue of General Robert E. Lee.

All over the United States we recognize him as a great leader of men, as a great general. But, also, all over the United States I believe that we recognize him as something much more important than that. We recognize Robert E. Lee as one of our greatest American Christians and one of our greatest American gentlemen.

Posted by: Something some guy said that will never be said about Comey at February 08, 2019 08:04 PM (xSo9G)

414 352
Jehovah's Witnesses at your door > Comey

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 07:53 PM (vW5+V)
.......

Hare Krishna's are fun to fuck around with, too.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 08:04 PM (v0R5T)

415 Hashtetput was ahead of her time. She wore fake beards and other male pharoh trappings. Sorta Egyptian trannie chic.
---------
She was living in a state of denial.

Posted by: homer simpson at February 08, 2019 08:04 PM (Evws/)

416 Elon Musk's discerning eye and lust for Hollywood Starlets > Jimmy Comey

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2019 08:04 PM (wxZSX)

417 Robert E Lee > James Comey


Sheila Jackson Lee > James Comey

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 08, 2019 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

418 Since we're talking about fine, upstanding "Virginians," ........

Lorena Bobbitt > James Comey

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 08:05 PM (Rxduq)

419 Jehovah's Witnesses at your door > Comey

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 07:53 PM (vW5+V)
.......

Hare Krishna's are fun to fuck around with, too.
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 08:04 PM (v0R5T)

--If Mormons ever show u at my door, I'll just offer them drinks while swilling my own beer.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:06 PM (e7oj4)

420 That Citadel place in Charleston is a racist school and should be closed. That scrool started the Civil War because it wanted to keep person of coler slaves !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at February 08, 2019 08:06 PM (qM84C)

421 Because democrats dress in blackface, we must tear down the democrat statues of democrat leaders of the slavery union.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2019 08:06 PM (pw+jk)

422 ketchup on a hot dog > James Comey
Posted by: wth
--------

Pineapple on pizza > James Comey

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 08:06 PM (CDGwz)

423 Ace uber alles.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at February 08, 2019 08:03 PM (qLdL9)

I knew Trollenfuhrer Steiner, he was a friend of mine.

You are no Trollenfuhrer Steiner.

Posted by: Former Senator at February 08, 2019 08:06 PM (zCyNd)

424 402 If it can save just one woman, we must ban these Democrats with the crotch thing that goes up.
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at February 08, 2019 08:02 PM (I6S+U)
--------------------------


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 08:07 PM (Rxduq)

425 Tickled Pink's boyfriend stories > Comey

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2019 08:07 PM (vW5+V)

426 I always ask 'em if they're going commando under their robes.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 08:08 PM (v0R5T)

427 Kristol is a scumbag for what he said about replacing Americans, but at least he did not abuse power like Comey.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:08 PM (e7oj4)

428 Can we tear down the FBI and DOJ while we're at it?

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 08:08 PM (YPJrZ)

429 Persons of choler getting mad.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 08:09 PM (zmIJL)

430 I say, this Comey bloke sounds like just the man to liven up any evening entertainment.

Posted by: Blaine Avington IV, Esq. at February 08, 2019 08:09 PM (8iiMU)

431 That Citadel place in Charleston is a racist school and should be closed. That scrool started the Civil War because it wanted to keep person of coler slaves !!!!


Mary is SO RIGHT!!!

And Mary, can you send one of the nice young men (?) over with that recipe for Charleston Artillery Punch?

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at February 08, 2019 08:09 PM (zCyNd)

432 Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:08 PM (e7oj4)

He has had none to abuse.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 08:09 PM (s17JZ)

433 carrots in chili > Comey

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 08, 2019 08:10 PM (8iiMU)

434 189 183 ''But being a career suck-up in DC, he lived in the occupied zone of NoVA for years.''
Northern VA is not the real VA. Might as well be a different state.
Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 07:30 PM (jm1YL)
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I get the hell out of No VA whenever possible.
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 07:31 PM (MVjcR)


True dat! I was in the Northern Neck of VA and had to go back into the store to double check the receipt while my truck got loaded. I left the keys in the ignition, with the truck running and unlocked, AND with HrothgarDog in the cab. Never in a million years would I do that in NoVA!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:10 PM (f3oO4)

435 I think Comey was exposed to radiation when an experimental Red Army smarm-enrichment breeder reactor cracked open and bombarded its commie crew with weaponized Sanctimonium-1000.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 08:10 PM (5aX2M)

436 LA Typhus > Comey

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 08:10 PM (nRWPy)

437 Justin Fairfax > Comey in dark makeup > Comey in blackface

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 08, 2019 08:10 PM (OpFHM)

438 Robert E Lee > James Comey


Sheila Jackson Lee > James Comey
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 08, 2019 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

Pinky Lee > James Comey

Posted by: antisocialist at February 08, 2019 08:10 PM (2shuf)

439 I always ask 'em if they're going commando under their robes.


Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 08:08 PM

---

That was an actual episode on Justified. Turns out the Hanging Judge wore a red speedo underneath his robes and a gun.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2019 08:10 PM (JUOKG)

440 Bed bugs > Comey

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 08:10 PM (hECVl)

441 Persons of choler getting mad.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey

I recommend a course of leaches.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2019 08:11 PM (gkstg)

442 Kristol is a scumbag for what he said about replacing Americans, but at least he did not abuse power like Comey.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:08 PM (e7oj4)


BUT, if he could ever attain ANY power...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:11 PM (f3oO4)

443 In the Northern Neck there are Trump FLAGS.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 08:11 PM (nRWPy)

444 ''Sheila Jackson Lee > James Comey''

You're going a little too far with that one. Instead of > I'd use =.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 08:12 PM (jm1YL)

445 You'd be mad too if you had cholera.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 08:12 PM (aKsyK)

446 That was an actual episode on Justified. Turns out the Hanging Judge wore a red speedo underneath his robes and a gun.

The Penis Pump Judge was mooted here at the HQ iirc.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 08:12 PM (ykYG2)

447 321
314 Sometimes when I see Comey's lips just keep flappin' I ask myself "What would Justin Fairfax do?"

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 08, 2019 07:48 PM (OpFHM)



He'd surely rape a chick or two

That's what Justin Fairfax would do
And that stops Comey's lips from flapping, how?

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 08, 2019 08:13 PM (OpFHM)

448 I left the keys in the ignition, with the truck running and unlocked, AND with HrothgarDog in the cab. Never in a million years would I do that in NoVA!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:10 PM

You're lucky HrothgarDog didn't decide to go for a joyride.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 08:13 PM (zmIJL)

449 Persons of choler getting mad.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey

I recommend a course of leaches.


==

bleed him first

Posted by: Barber of Seville at February 08, 2019 08:13 PM (bUjCl)

450 Root canals > Comey

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 08:13 PM (hECVl)

451 The cathedral church of St Andrews, in Wells, Somerset county, is Britain's smallest cathedral church. Begun in the 12th century, it is known for its over 300 statuary niches on its beautiful exterior walls.

The statues, most all depicting Christian saints, were heavily defaced or almost totally knocked away during the Puritan actions under Cromwell.

Men on horseback used pikes and poles to do the desecrations, leaving all the higher statuary untouched.

If the progs are going to take down statues of confederate heroes, they should loudly announce the times, be only allowed to do the demo work on weekends, and invite the public.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 08, 2019 08:13 PM (+fPHo)

452 Babysat my son's dumb dog yesterday. No dumber dog anywhere. Told him the dog had an IQ equalvto Maxine Waters.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 08:14 PM (nRWPy)

453 This means there are probably blackface photos of Comey and he just wants to get out in front of it now.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 08, 2019 08:14 PM (xPl2J)

454 Someone telling you in detail about their dream from the night before > Comey

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 08:14 PM (zmIJL)

455 Well, I think we've all done some valuable work here.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 08:14 PM (MVjcR)

456 This means there are probably blackface photos of Comey and he just wants to get out in front of it now.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 08, 2019 08:14 PM

Let's just draw the curtains over that possibility.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 08:14 PM (zmIJL)

457 ''He'd surely rape a chick or two

That's what Justin Fairfax would do''

It's like a nursery rhyme, only for Morons.

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 08:14 PM (jm1YL)

458 ...I don't think I'll be able to remain civil if any conversation ever comes up about the current state of affairs.


Posted by: LGoPs at February 08, 2019 07:49 PM (vFUiw)


My advice: Don't worry about offending him, and don't get mad, because Democrats don't seem worried about offending conservatives. At all. Instead, have several snarky remarks prepared ahead of time. The horde of morons here seem to be pretty good at providing material. And definitely don't lose your cool, it's way funnier when they loose their cool.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 08:15 PM (xxAFD)

459 Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 08, 2019 08:13 PM (+fPHo)

Is that the one with the clock that's been going forever?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 08:15 PM (s17JZ)

460 Tickled Pink's boyfriend stories > Comey

---

LOL. Ouch.

Posted by: shibumi, getting leg shackled in two weeks at February 08, 2019 08:15 PM (u0hpX)

461 Jeff Bezo's dic pics > James Comey

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 08:16 PM (Z+IKu)

462

The female Dr Who > ...that might be going a bit too far

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 08:16 PM (SiINZ)

463 ''Well, I think we've all done some valuable work here''

Haven't we though? Time to get back to the important stuff like the Beatles was the greatest band evah. Right?

Posted by: Tuna at February 08, 2019 08:16 PM (jm1YL)

464 Justin Fairfax in whiteface > comey

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 08:16 PM (MVjcR)

465 Work on your ridicule expression. Nothing makes them crazier than being laughed at.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 08:16 PM (nRWPy)

466 412 380
Banhammer on aisle #372, please.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 07:58 PM (sdi6R)
---------------

Hey, it's just the logical extension of the DH.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 08, 2019 08:04 PM (ZQR/T)


Yes, exactly. Which is why the DH was Satan's idea.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

467 397 It ought to be law that no one stays more than two years inside the beltway. It just poisons the mind. These asshats lose all touch with the real world.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 08:02 PM (0tfLf)


We fault the Founders for not including term limits in the Constitution, but they were rational men who could never imagine that anyone would be willing to live in a cesspool for decades, even if they had a hand in the till.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:17 PM (f3oO4)

468


Bezos Adulterous Dick Pics > James Comey


Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 08:17 PM (LL1Be)

469 Hangnails > James Comey

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 08:17 PM (t6MX/)

470 Well, I think we've all done some valuable work here.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 08:14 PM (MVjcR)

We should be automatically funded by the Federal Reserve, like the CFPB

Posted by: Miklos, writing his Congressman at February 08, 2019 08:17 PM (zCyNd)

471 Our version of Chatham Artillery Punch was called PJ. We mixed it in a trashcan and it was miraculous. It caused peoples clothes to fall off.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2019 08:17 PM (zLDYs)

472 dammit
dammit

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 08:17 PM (LL1Be)

473
"Bezos Pecker Pic Drama"

Why are we not talking about this ?? Is this not newsworthy ?

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:17 PM (bUjCl)

474 He has had none to abuse.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 08:09 PM (s17JZ)

--Thank dog.

It's because Kristol is a pussy. Comey's worse.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:18 PM (e7oj4)

475 Hillary Clinton's Penthouse centerfold spread > James Comey

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

476 457
''He'd surely rape a chick or two



That's what Justin Fairfax would do''



It's like a nursery rhyme, only for Morons.
Justin FairfaxYeah, he saidI'm not even gonna wait for bedDown with my pantsOut with the thrustWhy?Because yeah, I must!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 08, 2019 08:18 PM (OpFHM)

477 msnbc says Bezos' Dick Pic PR campaign was a "Master Stroke"...


BWAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 08:19 PM (LL1Be)

478 Why are we not talking about this ?? Is this not newsworthy ?
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:17 PM (bUjCl)

--heh, Tucker just did

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:19 PM (e7oj4)

479 "Hillary Clinton's Penthouse centerfold spread > James Comey "

Now wait a minute now we are getting absurd.

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

480 Tickled Pink's boyfriend stories > Comey

---

LOL. Ouch.

Posted by: shibumi,

It's all pink. Just gotta tickle it..is that a crime?

Posted by: Lt. Gov. (Ret.) at February 08, 2019 08:19 PM (zCyNd)

481 LOL Tucker on the suck-up media praising Bezos. "Don't poke the Bezos bear! He's a big masculine alpha bear! GrrOOwwrrr!!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 08:19 PM (kQs4Y)

482 "Bezos Pecker Pic Drama"



Why are we not talking about this ?? Is this not newsworthy ?

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:17 PM (bUjCl)


Bezos' Pecker > James Comey

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 08:19 PM (xxAFD)

483 475 Hillary Clinton's Penthouse centerfold spread > James Comey

Posted by: Insomniac



No. Just no.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 08:19 PM (WNAuL)

484 If Bezos packaged a peck of pecker pictures, how many pecker pictures did Bezos package?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 08:19 PM (NWiLs)

485 You'd be mad too if you had cholera.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
----------

People get cranky, kind of like when they've been eating too much cheese.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 08:19 PM (xSo9G)

486 You're lucky HrothgarDog didn't decide to go for a joyride.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 08:13 PM (zmIJL) ['i]

He had a paw on the shift lever when I came back!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:20 PM (f3oO4)

487 AOC's advisor is on with Tucker now.

He has fucked up hair (the advisor, not Tuck).

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:20 PM (e7oj4)

488 ha

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:20 PM (f3oO4)

489 Does every Dem talking head also look like a nut case?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 08:20 PM (xSo9G)

490 Bezos is just one big pecker. Little Bezos probably looks just like Big Bezos.

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 08:20 PM (UdKB7)

491 You should rename it "Donkey Punch" in honour of the Democrat Party!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 08:20 PM (Evws/)

492 443 In the Northern Neck there are Trump FLAGS.

Posted by: dagny at February 08, 2019 08:11 PM (nRWPy)


Many more than one!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:20 PM (f3oO4)

493 Why would anybody hire that next t to write op eds?Oh right.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (BXMxN)

494 "Expanding optionality"

It takes an Ivy League law prof to utter such bullshit.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (e7oj4)

495 heh, Tucker just did
Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:19 PM (e7oj4)

got tired of TuCa's shtick so don't watch...the lineup of cray-cary...needs variety

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (bUjCl)

496 'Efficient' Sex > James Comey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (JLQGI)

497 PCMatic Band > James Comey


Milli Vanilli > James Comey

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (2PRiy)

498 May a Confederate statue come to life and butt fuck Comey.

Posted by: lyn at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (CEYBw)

499 My god, the Dems are dense, and smug about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (xSo9G)

500 That cop Denzel played in Training Day > Comey

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (5aX2M)

501

Tucker's talking to an adviser of AOC who says the green new deal document that appeared earlier was a phony placed there by Republicans.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (aKsyK)

502 490 Bezos is just one big pecker. Little Bezos probably looks just like Big Bezos.
Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 08:20 PM (UdKB7)
----
As does his Blue Origins space weenus.

It's Peckers all the way up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (kQs4Y)

503 AOC's advisor is on with Tucker now.



He has fucked up hair



Also Earth, Wind and Fire called and want their sport coat back.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (LL1Be)

504 The Brit tabloids are saying Bezo has a large "package"......


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 08:22 PM (Z+IKu)

505 My bestie just left. Her last chemo treatment is Valentines Day. Prayers for a good clean bill of health from her doctor.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2019 08:22 PM (dUJdY)

506 504 The Brit tabloids are saying Bezo has a large "package"......


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 08:22 PM (Z+IKu)

That explains why the Amazon symbol looks like a dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

507 This asshole is using the Wave of Hand explanation for everything, because, of course.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 08:22 PM (xSo9G)

508 Tucker's talking to an adviser of AOC who says the green new deal document that appeared earlier was a phony placed there by Republicans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (aKsyK)


When is TuCa going to point out that this Green Dream is all about mandating magical inventions.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 08:23 PM (1g7ch)

509 This guy doesn't know enough about energy cut a wet fart.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 08:23 PM (xSo9G)

510 got tired of TuCa's shtick so don't watch...the lineup of cray-cary...needs variety
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (bUjCl)

--AOC's advisor is fresh cray-cray meat.

Wow

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:23 PM (e7oj4)

511 Dense..can't win with dense

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

512 501
Tucker's talking to an adviser of AOC who says the green new deal document that appeared earlier was a phony placed there by Republicans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr



Drats!! He's on to us!!!! We'd have gotten away with this had it not been for those meddling kids!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 08:24 PM (WNAuL)

513 This guy is the archetype of Lefty brainlessness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 08:24 PM (CDGwz)

514 AOC's advisor is fresh cray-cray meat.

Wow
Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:23 PM (e7oj4)

male or female ? dance moves ???

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

515 Tucker's talking to an adviser of AOC who says the green new deal document that appeared earlier was a phony placed there by Republicans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (aKsyK)


Ooooh! So close. The answer we were looking for is, "Russians."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 08:24 PM (t6MX/)

516 Posted by: Ben Had at February 08, 2019 07:56 PM (oSQM4)

Or Blackface and singing "Mammy!"

Posted by: A Jolson at February 08, 2019 08:24 PM (f3oO4)

517 Also Earth, Wind and Fire called and want their sport coat back.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (LL1Be)

--

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (e7oj4)

518 Blackface and singing "Mammy!" > James Comey

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

519 501

Tucker's talking to an adviser of AOC who says the green new deal document that appeared earlier was a phony placed there by Republicans.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM (aKsyK)


If only Republicans were capable of trolling at that level.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

520 Does every Dem talking head also look like a nut case?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 08:20 PM (xSo9G)

Dunno. Maybe they got friends in Hollywood, Central Casting

Posted by: Miklos preferring bar stoll to director's chair at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (zCyNd)

521 Late to Thread, but Good Night, Ace!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (2sCft)

522 Join me, Luke - it is your density.

Posted by: Varth Dader at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (Hx3Yn)

523 May a Confederate statue come to life and butt fuck Comey.
Posted by: lyn

Is that possible?
*packs bags for Virginia*

Posted by: Cory Booker at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (gkstg)

524 Drinking some 4 roses bourbon tonight. Pretty good, for the price

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (3OPOm)

525 Jar Jar Binks > Comey

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (OpFHM)

526 Tucker's talking to an adviser of AOC who says the
green new deal document that appeared earlier was a phony placed there
by Republicans.






Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 08:21 PM

---

Am actually reading a post that claims that exact same thing right now.


I wonder why they are claiming it's a fake?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (JUOKG)

527
"Bezos Pecker Pic Drama"


CNN said that this reputation rehab makes "regular" people say "hey! Jeff Bezos is just like us!"

I guess because "regular people" are regularly sending genital pictures to other people's spouses.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (LL1Be)

528 Donkey-Chompers?

But I was just getting to like "Breakfast Club Evita."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (EZebt)

529 309 Ford Pinto > James Comey


Chrysler K-Car>James Comey
Posted by: Puddleglum

The Edsel > James Comey
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2019 07:47 PM (gkstg)

Pontiac Aztek > James Comey

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (2PRiy)

530 You can thank that fucking idiot Nimrata Haley for this debacle.

Posted by: Muns at February 08, 2019 08:26 PM (Ncnxn)

531 Bush appointed so many America hating liberals: Brennan, Clapper, Comey, Lerner, Mueller, Roberts... to name only some of the most well known. It is hard to think which progressive Bush empowered is worse!

I am picking either Roberts or Mueller; But Lis has to be close behind!

Posted by: Rodney Stanton at February 08, 2019 08:26 PM (pldzv)

532 Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2019 08:22 PM (dUJdY)

Prayers up!

Posted by: A Jolson at February 08, 2019 08:26 PM (f3oO4)

533 Ooooh! So close. The answer we were looking for is, "Russians."
--

When I read it, it was in Alex Trebeck's voice. That made it even more fun.

Posted by: shibumi, getting leg shackled in two weeks at February 08, 2019 08:26 PM (u0hpX)

534 I don't want to make a huge (like Bezos size) issue out of this, but the twitter post from upstairs is...um...looks Rooshianay

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:26 PM (bUjCl)

535 AOC's advisor is on with Tucker now.



He has fucked up hair



So..it's Aliens?

Posted by: Miklos opening some borders at February 08, 2019 08:26 PM (zCyNd)

536 'This guy is the archetype of Lefty brainlessness'

They all recycle the same 250 words. They've used "justice" so many times it's threadbare.

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 08:27 PM (UdKB7)

537 524 Drinking some 4 roses bourbon tonight. Pretty good, for the price
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (3OPOm)


I almost bought that tonight, but got Wild Turkey 101 instead. I'll get it next time.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

538 Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2019 08:22 PM (dUJdY)

Prayers up!

From me too!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:27 PM (f3oO4)

539
male or female ? dance moves ???
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:24 PM


He's got the jazz hands and the jazz hair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 08:27 PM (aKsyK)

540 479
"Hillary Clinton's Penthouse centerfold spread > James Comey "



Now wait a minute now we are getting absurd.
Well, we'd finally get to see just how MechaHillary works.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 08, 2019 08:27 PM (OpFHM)

541 Trabant > James Comey

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

542 Think I'll go smoke a cigar and mentally prepare for tomorrow evening.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)

543 I wonder why they are claiming it's a fake?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (JUOKG)

Because it's a skittles and unicorn fart powered joke, and nobody bothered to run it by real economists and scientists, because they are like super smart.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM (t6MX/)

544 I guess because "regular people" are regularly sending genital pictures to other people's spouses.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (LL1Be)

sure they do ! if they want to make a big a impression...

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM (bUjCl)

545 The Brit tabloids are saying Bezo has a large "package"......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 08:22 PM (Z+IKu)
+++++
That's just his new long board skateboard he ordered on line.
Dude has got some gnarly skating moves!! And have you heard he was in a "punk" band? It's True!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM (2sCft)

546 Maybe the headline should read:

Former head of mostly-white federal agency that wiretapped black civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr explains "tools of white oppression".

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM (786Ro)

547 531: John Brennan needs to be drawn and quartered. He's a actual traitor to this country.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM (WNAuL)

548 Tucker's talking to an adviser of AOC who says the green new deal document that appeared earlier was a phony placed there by Republicans.
====

They are really claiming her House.gov page was hacked by Republicans and a phony doc posted on it?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM (JcXHH)

549 Pontiac Aztek > James Comey
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (2PRiy)

Yugo > Comey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM (JLQGI)

550 Trabant > James Comey

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

Ha!

Posted by: Wartburg at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM (zCyNd)

551 Am actually reading a post that claims that exact same thing right now.

I wonder why they are claiming it's a fake?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (JUOKG)

----------------------------

Because they got caught with the language in it that provided basic income to those unwilling to work, not just those who are unable to work.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM (ffYR/)

552 male or female ? dance moves ???
Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

--Male. A Cornell law prof. With hair like Cosmo Kramer.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM (e7oj4)

553 Tucker's talking to an adviser of AOC who says the
green new deal document that appeared earlier was a phony placed there
by Republicans.

====



They are really claiming her House.gov page was hacked by Republicans and a phony doc posted on it?






Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM

---

Yes they are.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM (JUOKG)

554 Posted by: Rodney Stanton at February 08, 2019 08:26 PM (pldzv)

I'd really rather not think this, but it's almost like the Bushe clan are fellow members of the globalist cabal!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM (f3oO4)

555 heh, Tucker just did
Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:19 PM (e7oj4)

got tired of TuCa's shtick so don't watch...the lineup of cray-cary...needs variety
************
New Variety & new cray cray. That Cornell professor was off the rails.
Tucker doesn't even need these idiots as he is so good at laying out the facts and the hypocrisy of the Left.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM (hECVl)

556 Am actually reading a post that claims that exact same thing right now.


I wonder why they are claiming it's a fake?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (JUOKG


Juorn0ists - trying to shape narrative that by passing the Green Dream magic technology will appear overnight that will render traditional fuel, transportation, housing, etc. obsolete.
Nothing will be outlawed, people won't go to prison, everything will be like living in Star Trek. Just pass the Green Dream.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM (1g7ch)

557 Yes they are.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM (JUOKG)

So, when is the 2,700 page real document going to drop!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:30 PM (f3oO4)

558 309 Ford Pinto > James Comey


Chrysler K-Car>James Comey
Posted by: Puddleglum

The Edsel > James Comey
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2019 07:47 PM (gkstg)

Pontiac Aztek > James Comey
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (2PRiy)

AMC Pacer > James Comey

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 08, 2019 08:30 PM (2sCft)

559 Yes they are.
====

Surely there's a way to find out who/when/how? Does she have IT on this?

What a bold fucking lie.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 08:30 PM (JcXHH)

560 Trabant > James Comey

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

Ha!

Posted by: Wartburg at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM (zCyNd)

Mother of all Ha!

Posted by: Polski Fiat at February 08, 2019 08:30 PM (zCyNd)

561 Where is the typical African-American safer:

[ ] standing in public by a Confederate statue
[ ] interrogated in private by FBI agents

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 08:31 PM (786Ro)

562 You can thank that fucking idiot Nimrata Haley for this debacle.

Posted by: Muns at February 08, 2019 08:26 PM (Ncnxn)

My perverted mind first read this as "Nina Hartley".

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 08, 2019 08:31 PM (xPl2J)

563 Smelly Smegma Build Up > James Comey

(is that how it's done?)

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 08, 2019 08:31 PM (2sCft)

564 Chevy Vega > James Comey

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 08, 2019 08:31 PM (Hx3Yn)

565 Male. A Cornell law prof. With hair like Cosmo Kramer.
Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM (e7oj4)


ah...

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:31 PM (bUjCl)

566 Tucker's talking to an adviser of AOC who says

"Advisor to Andria Oxy-Contin"

Would NOT want that on my resume!

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 08:31 PM (JgLEu)

567 'everything will be like living in Star Trek.'

Well it makes sense now. Why fly on an airplane when you can just get beamed there?

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 08:32 PM (UdKB7)

568 Kaboom! > Comey

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:32 PM (e7oj4)

569 Tucker's talking to an adviser of AOC who says the green new deal
document that appeared earlier was a phony placed there by Republicans.


But he was "in a meeting all day" and some "new information" may be "out there" of which he is "unaware".

That dude was spinning like a drunk on a tilt-a-whirl.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 08:32 PM (LL1Be)

570 AMC Pacer > James Comey

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 08, 2019 08:30 PM (2sCft)

AMC/Renault Alliance

There was even a crappy convertible model.

Posted by: Miklos, en vrai sur merde d'auto at February 08, 2019 08:32 PM (zCyNd)

571 Jeff Sessions > James Comey

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 08:33 PM (Z+IKu)

572 AMC Pacer > James Comey


Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 08, 2019 08:30 PM

---

Try to find a decent AMC Pacer for sale......you are going to pay big bucks to get one, not so much for comey.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2019 08:33 PM (JUOKG)

573 AOC advisor > James Comey

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 08:33 PM (t6MX/)

574 537
524 Drinking some 4 roses bourbon tonight. Pretty good, for the price

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (3OPOm)

They have a variety bottles. The Single Barrel is really good, and I'm not a Bourbon drinker.


Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 08, 2019 08:34 PM (ZQR/T)

575 clapped out ford pinto with a hatch full of rusty vibrators;;;;;;;;;;;

comey

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2019 08:34 PM (KP5rU)

576 Jeff Sessions > James Comey

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 08:33 PM (Z+IKu)


But only by an RCH!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:34 PM (f3oO4)

577 The Brit tabloids are saying Bezo has a large "package"......

Limey queers? No way.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 08:34 PM (LL1Be)

578 everything will be like living in Star Trek.

You could not tear the male population from the holodeck.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 08:35 PM (IPZPl)

579 Try to find a decent AMC Pacer for sale......you are going to pay big bucks to get one, not so much for comey.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 08, 2019 08:33 PM (JUOKG)

+++++
They became a desirable collectible after Wayne's World movie was released. Crank up Bohemian Rhapsody and you're good to go.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 08, 2019 08:35 PM (2sCft)

580 'Try to find a decent AMC Pacer for sale'

I know where there is a yard full of AMCs. Pacers and Gremlins. He's got some nice ones. No they are not for sale. People are weird,

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

581 "Advisor to Andria Oxy-Contin"


"Bring me my smelling salts YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

Posted by: nansi doing poppers at February 08, 2019 08:35 PM (zCyNd)

582 Nothing will be outlawed, people won't go to prison, everything will be like living in Star Trek. Just pass the Green Dream.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM (1g7ch)

Star trek? More like car wreck

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 08:35 PM (BJlbN)

583 "Advisor to Andria Oxy-Contin" / Would NOT want that on my resume!

I still have a free canvas carryon bag advertising fentanyl which some crooked big-pharm company was selling.

I don't think I ever left the house with it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 08:35 PM (ykYG2)

584
Star Trek. Just pass the Green Dream.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM


Susan Oliver as the Green Dream Girl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 08:36 PM (aKsyK)

585 - But hey. At least when they promised canvas, they delivered canvas. Compare Todd "Sweet Little Lies" Howard.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)

586 Star Trek. Just pass the Green Dream.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 08:29 PM

Susan Oliver as the Green Dream Girl.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 08:36 PM (aKsyK)

--More like Soylent Green than Green Dream.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:36 PM (e7oj4)

587 558 309 Ford Pinto > James Comey


Chrysler K-Car>James Comey
Posted by: Puddleglum

The Edsel > James Comey
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 08, 2019 07:47 PM (gkstg)

Pontiac Aztek > James Comey
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (2PRiy)

AMC Pacer > James Comey
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 08, 2019 08:30 PM (2sCft)

1989 Eagle Premier > James Comey

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 08, 2019 08:37 PM (2PRiy)

588 Living in someone else's used porn dungeon > James Comey

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 08:37 PM (xxAFD)

589 'Susan Oliver as the Green Dream Girl. '

Now there's a stable life form.

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 08:37 PM (UdKB7)

590 Guy who farts in elevator > Comey

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:38 PM (e7oj4)

591 Bezos should just chill and upstage this NE expose by posting a series of nude photos right there is WaPo. Just do a special Sunday issue with nothing but own centerfolds and closeups... IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:38 PM (bUjCl)

592 Lada > James Comey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 08:38 PM (JLQGI)

593 If only once, someone would ask AOC "What is Soylent Green made of?"

Hilarity, hijinx, etc.

Posted by: Miklos, a boy can dream, can't he at February 08, 2019 08:38 PM (zCyNd)

594 Oops did I say stable I meant stabby.

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 08:38 PM (UdKB7)

595 Is the Tucker guy an East Indian with a Hindu type name?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 08:38 PM (Evws/)

596 1989 Eagle Premier > James Comey
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 08, 2019 08:37 PM (2PRiy)

+++++
Yikes, I forgot about that one....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 08, 2019 08:39 PM (2sCft)

597
Comey should be toppled by an angry crowd.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2019 08:39 PM (avLPE)

598 I remember one time going to watch some drag races and there was an old man there with an AMC Gremlin. Looked totally stock. He beat everybody. It was funny. I have no idea what he put under the hood.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 08, 2019 08:39 PM (xPl2J)

599 Lada > James Comey

==

She was well known in Riga....

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:39 PM (bUjCl)

600 1981 Chevette > James Comey

I owned it for 12 years. OK, maybe I should have cut my losses earlier.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

601 Still amazed that the only DemonRat Pol who is going to resign will be the black dude.

Yes, he is likely a serial rapist, but haven't we been hectored for 50 years that RACISM is he worst crime in human history?

The racist Gov will read some books and spend some money and he is okay? And the racist AG will just hide for awhile and stay on?

Yep.

So the DemonRats are lynching the scapegoat black guy again.

Now if only blacks in the US would just figure out they are nothing to the Dems but votes who will never leave.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2019 08:40 PM (2eKoI)

602 595 Is the Tucker guy an East Indian with a Hindu type name?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 08:38 PM (Evws/)

--Yeah, a Congressman representing Silicon Valley.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:40 PM (e7oj4)

603 everything will be like living in Star Trek.

You could not tear the male population from the holodeck.
Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 08:35 PM (IPZPl)


Quark and his mop bucket doing a job Americans won't do.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 08:40 PM (1g7ch)

604 Soylent Green > Green New Deal

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 08, 2019 08:40 PM (2sCft)

605 Chevy Citation > James Comey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 08:41 PM (JLQGI)

606 1981 Chevette > James Comey

I owned it for 12 years. OK, maybe I should have cut my losses earlier.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 08:39 PM (sdi6R)


Sister had one for a few years, said it was the only car she ever had that she was always afraid to drive!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:41 PM (f3oO4)

607 That boy did WHAT?

I gotta axe handle around here somewhere

Posted by: Gov. Lester Maddox (D-Jimmy Carter) at February 08, 2019 08:42 PM (zCyNd)

608 Pacer > James Comey

(more transparent too)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 08:42 PM (JLQGI)

609 603 everything will be like living in Star Trek.

You could not tear the male population from the holodeck.
Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 08:35 PM (IPZPl)


Quark and his mop bucket doing a job Americans won't do.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 08:40 PM (1g7ch)

And I still want to know what happened to the Klingons...

Early on, they looked like Evil Human... then they all the sudden went bald with big foreheads.

Was it the Tribbles that did it? That's the last time they looked semi normal... and Kirk DID transport the tribbles to their ship....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2019 08:42 PM (NgKpN)

610
Two movies in a row with Shirley McClane.

Guns Of Diablo is on next. Is she in that, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2019 08:43 PM (On+lG)

611 Funny how the left is so eager to take down statues. Seems to me I remember hearing the Taliban and ISIS were really into taking down statues as well.

Posted by: JB1000 at February 08, 2019 08:43 PM (aZ9CV)

612 I say put the dogs on that Fairfax boy.

Posted by: Eugene "Bull" Connor, member Democratic National Committee at February 08, 2019 08:43 PM (zCyNd)

613 And I still want to know what happened to the Klingons...



=


They look even weirder in this new Discovery series.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:43 PM (bUjCl)

614 Sister had one for a few years, said it was the only car she ever had that she was always afraid to drive!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:41 PM (f3oO4)

We had an '84, it was the first new car I ever bought. Mine was actually a great car, it lasted us for 5 years and then my parents drove it for about 6 more.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 08, 2019 08:43 PM (2shuf)

615 Growing up, my family had a parade of bad vehicles: Chevette, K car, Vanagon. My first car was a '75 Plymouth Valiant, which I liked when it worked, but it worked for less than a year.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:44 PM (e7oj4)

616 422 ketchup on a hot dog > James Comey
Posted by: wth
--------

Pineapple on pizza > James Comey
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 08:06 PM (CDGwz)




ketchup on a pineapple > James Comey

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 08:44 PM (sy5kK)

617 shit on a stick > James Comey

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:45 PM (fTQ1B)

618
Does alex cortez's "new deal" include interring jap-Americans, or nuking Japan?

I mean, she must be a big fan of Roosevelt, so why not copy everything he did.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2019 08:45 PM (On+lG)

619 ketchup on a hot dog > James Comey
Posted by: wth
--------

Pineapple on pizza > James Comey
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 08:06 PM (CDGwz)




ketchup on a pineapple > James Comey
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 0


well, that is pineapple on pizza - pasta sauce, you know...

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:45 PM (bUjCl)

620 shit off a stick > James Comey

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 08:46 PM (LL1Be)

621 AMC Pacer > James Comey

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 08, 2019 08:30 PM

AMC/Renault Alliance

There was even a crappy convertible model.
Posted by: Miklos, en vrai sur merde d'auto at February 08, 2019 08:32 PM



I had one of those! Renault Alliance. Crappy car, but fun to drive.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)

622 a fiery Tesla > James Comey

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 08, 2019 08:46 PM (WidQN)

623 Mayo on Key Lime Pie > James Comey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 08:46 PM (JLQGI)

624 And I still want to know what happened to the Klingons...



Posted by: Don Q. at February 08, 2019 08:42 PM (NgKpN)


RACISM!!! That's what. Had to make them look more like alien aliens.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 08:46 PM (xxAFD)

625 Pontiac Aztek > James Comey

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 08, 2019 08:25 PM (2PRiy)



Fucking ouch bro.

There's a pretty cool video on youtube about the AMC Pacer, and how close it came to being a good car. While I don't remember the public loving them when they came out, apparently they were hot shit for a while. I had a friend in H.S. who's dad worked for their ad agency (this poor kid always had lamb sandwiches on home-made white bread), he always had the latest AMC. I couldn't get over the window sills that seemed meant to trap water.

Anyway, I have to admit it would have been a very different car if they'd have stuck the Wankel in it was designed for. Even though the Wankel was a POS back then, like everything.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 08:46 PM (sLicW)

626
btw, one of Broseidon's questions on JEOPARDY was about Johnson's "Great Society" or New Society, or whatever it was called?


Is a New New Great Society next from alex cortez?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2019 08:46 PM (On+lG)

627
execute GreenNewDeal.false-flag

execute build.TrumpHotel.arkhangelsk

*collusion subroutine complete*

Posted by: russian.Bot at February 08, 2019 08:47 PM (5aX2M)

628 Orville > Comey > ST

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 08:47 PM (ykYG2)

629 STD. I meant.

Pixyware 0.7 > Comey, barely

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 08:47 PM (ykYG2)

630 My aunt had a K car. You couldn't have paid me to drive that thing.
Mom had one of those Toyota minivans, the ones they came out with when minivans first started being a "thing". That damn car used to leave her stranded at least 3 nights a week. Battery problem. And the battery was inside the cabin, under the console.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 08, 2019 08:47 PM (2shuf)

631 She was well known in Riga....

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:39 PM (bUjCl)

Although born in Riga
She was lured to Nantucket
I showed her my man card
For cash and a Green Card
She.....
*HMMMM*


Posted by: Incomplete Limericks by Willie Brown at February 08, 2019 08:48 PM (zCyNd)

632 ketchup on a hot dog > James Comey

Posted by: wth



Hell, a hot dog with mayo > James Comey

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 08:48 PM (sLicW)

633 >>>Orville > Comey > ST

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2019 08:47 PM (ykYG2)<<<

Galaxy Quest > Orville > Comey > STD

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 08, 2019 08:49 PM (WidQN)

634 Jack In The Box tacos > James Comey

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 08, 2019 08:49 PM (xPl2J)

635 Art Schlichter's football career > James Comey

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 08:49 PM (WNAuL)

636 Although born in Riga
She was lured to Nantucket
I showed her my man card
For cash and a Green Card
She.....
*HMMMM*

Posted by: Incomplete Limericks by Willie Brown at February 08, 2019 08:48 PM (zCyNd)

....She pretended she liked it ?

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2019 08:49 PM (bUjCl)

637 Huffing Mad Maxine's Front Hole > James Comey

Gets no objections.

Hillary Clinton's Penthouse centerfold spread > James Comey


Gets immediate flag thrown.


The horde bookended that nicely, sick bastages.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 08:49 PM (t6MX/)

638 Peugeot > James Comey when it comes down to it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 08:49 PM (sLicW)

639 *sobs in corner*

Posted by: The AMC Gremlin at February 08, 2019 08:49 PM (zCyNd)

640

Gas station sushi > James Comey

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 08:50 PM (HaL55)

641 He'd surely rape a chick or two

That's what Justin Fairfax would do

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 08, 2019 08:13 PM

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Brian Boitano at February 08, 2019 08:50 PM (8Hqex)

642
Grandma had a K car for a long time. Since she drove only 25 miles a week, it lasted a very long time. Her last car was a '88 or '89 Ford Tempo.

Grandma was under 5 feet tall and shrinking every day, so Dad re-stuffed the driver's seat to make it like a booster chair.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2019 08:51 PM (On+lG)

643 Chicken salad sandwich left on the back window ledge of your car in august for half a day > James Comey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 08:51 PM (JLQGI)

644 --Yeah, a Congressman representing Silicon Valley.
------
I can't find it now on my tablet but I saw a Tweet today claiming identifying some Hindu-esque guy tied to Occasional Cotex who was at the Covington kids fiasco.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 08:51 PM (Evws/)

645 Jack In The Box tacos > James Comey


There's nothing like Jack In The Box tacos. Nothing. Assuming they haven't changed since 1981. Hell, they're probably still coming out of the same box.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 08:51 PM (sLicW)

646 Menstrual cramps > James Comey

Posted by: Aud at February 08, 2019 08:52 PM (uBywd)

647 How about throwing Comey in jail so he can be some big brothers bitch girlfriend.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 08, 2019 08:52 PM (xcbew)

648 James Comey James Comey

Posted by: Ancient Greek Homos at February 08, 2019 08:53 PM (zCyNd)

649 '81 Chrysler K-Car's were perfect teen cars. They had a built in speed control for teens. When they got up to 60mph, the engine shut off. At least that is what my Mom's did. Also, the AM/FM radio with 1 lonely speaker on the dash.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 08:53 PM (WNAuL)

650 Carrots in chili > James Comey

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2019 08:53 PM (8Hqex)

651 Menstrual cramps > James Comey


Used Kotex > James Comey

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 08:53 PM (sLicW)

652 Citroën 2CV "Ente" > James Comey

Doesn't matter what year.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 08:53 PM (5h/3t)

653 One can only hope that AOC tries to go with "the (Republican) dog hacked my website and ate my policy document" excuse - which will likley be run with by every MSM leftard until someone asks the obvious two questions:

1) so - when did you report what is a serious crime to the FBI and capitol Police and what was the finding of their investigation

2) why were you one just about every news outlet you could get on promoting the planks that were in the policy document and defending it? I mean why would you do that if it was, in fact, something that not only did you not write but was posted by evil dirty trick Rethuglicans?

I would say "she needs to get new advisers" but I don't want to give her free advice. In fact, I think I may have to start a "which idiot Democrat will resign 1st" pool and AOC is going to be in it; sort of like a Dead Pool - but we could be so lucky - by the way - whoever picked RGB in the Dead Pool 5 or 6 years ago is losing $ big time. Like way back in college - we had a dead pool and somebody picked Abe Vigoda - because he looked about ready to keel over in 1987. And then he ended up living until 2016 (!).

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 08, 2019 08:54 PM (D7exD)

654 Soylo: A Soy Wars Soyry > James Comey

Posted by: Ethan Van Sciver's toe-thumbs at February 08, 2019 08:54 PM (WidQN)

655 Jack In The Box tacos > James Comey

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 08, 2019 08:49 PM (xPl2J)


Chipotle Romaine Lettuce > James Comey

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 08, 2019 08:54 PM (f3oO4)

656 I can't find it now on my tablet but I saw a Tweet
today claiming identifying some Hindu-esque guy tied to Occasional Cotex
who was at the Covington kids fiasco.


Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 08:51 PM (Evws/)

Hindu Nuffin

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 08:55 PM (t6MX/)

657 Carrots in chili > James Comey


Hey! They add color.

Racist.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 08:55 PM (sLicW)

658 Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown on now.

I know what it was like, being scared to approach the little red-headed girl.

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:55 PM (e7oj4)

659 Mayo on Key Lime Pie > James Comey

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 08, 2019 08:46 PM (JLQGI)

James Comey's "Mayo" on Key Lime pie

Posted by: Let us finish this at February 08, 2019 08:55 PM (zCyNd)

660 Tucker justed busted lying CNN. "They just had a hunch" as they set up their tripod before theFBI arrived.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 08:56 PM (hECVl)

661 I needed a car once and my parents gave me their old Citation. I'm not sure how I should feel about that.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 08:56 PM (nR2Re)

662 Hell, a hot dog with mayo > James Comey
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 08:48 PM (sLicW)

A hot dog with spoiled warm mayo > James Comey

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 08:56 PM (1g7ch)

663 I severed the tip of a finger, and it had to be reattached.

It was lame.

I'd totally do it all over again, if it would somehow get justice for Jim Comey.

So yeah: Severed Digit > Comey

Posted by: russian.Bot at February 08, 2019 08:56 PM (5aX2M)

664 Dukes Of Hazzard with scab Duke Boys Coy and Vance > James Comey

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 08, 2019 08:56 PM (xPl2J)

665 658 Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown on now.

I know what it was like, being scared to approach the little red-headed girl.
Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:55 PM (e7oj4)
-----
Me too. Took me two years to work up the nerve to ask her out. Then we got married.

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 08:57 PM (MVjcR)

666 proper pronunciation of Chevette was Shove-it

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2019 08:57 PM (V2Yro)

667 Off, bot sock

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 08:58 PM (5aX2M)

668 644 --Yeah, a Congressman representing Silicon Valley.
------
I can't find it now on my tablet but I saw a Tweet today claiming identifying some Hindu-esque guy tied to Occasional Cotex who was at the Covington kids fiasco.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 08:51 PM (Evws/)


Lizzie linked that today in one of the daytime threads. That needs to get more traction.

But conspiracy theories are totes ridiculous.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

669 Funny how the left is so eager to take down statues. Seems to me I remember hearing the Taliban and ISIS were really into taking down statues as well.
Posted by: JB1000
----------

Except for Spartacus statues. The Soviets, and Stalin in particular, lurves them some Spartacus statues.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 09:01 PM (CDGwz)

670 Bongino in for Hannity.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 09:01 PM (hECVl)

671 I needed a car once and my parents gave me their old Citation. I'm not sure how I should feel about that.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 08:56 PM (nR2Re)

GM had a car called the Centurion.

No gladius in the trunk.

Whatta ripoff.

Posted by: Miklosius Invictus at February 08, 2019 09:01 PM (zCyNd)

672 Three Non Blondes > Comey

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 09:02 PM (e7oj4)

673 proper pronunciation of Chevette was Shove-it

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2019 08:57 PM (V2Yro)

Careful bud!

Posted by: The Ford Pinto at February 08, 2019 09:02 PM (zCyNd)

674 The respect Lucy showed Charlie Brown > James Comey

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 09:03 PM (xxAFD)

675 Carrots in chili > James Comey


Hey! They add color.

Racist.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 08:55 PM (sLicW)

#orangechilibad

Posted by: Miklos, szakacs at February 08, 2019 09:03 PM (zCyNd)

676 That unidentifiable leftover in the back of the fridge, covered with gray fuzzy mold > Comey

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 09:04 PM (CDGwz)

677 Coldplay > James Comey

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 09:04 PM (c0FUC)

678 674 The respect Lucy showed Charlie Brown > James Comey
Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 09:03 PM (xxAFD)

--The cat next door to Snoopy > Comey

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 09:05 PM (e7oj4)

679 Banana Splits Guy>James Comey

Posted by: Miklos, sensing a sense of desperation at February 08, 2019 09:05 PM (zCyNd)

680
proper pronunciation of Chevette was Shove-it
Posted by: Tom Servo


My 78 Chevette was more reliable than my 78 Fiat X1/9

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 09:05 PM (aKsyK)

681 Thanks, rickl. So I wasn't misremembering; and I'll be able to find my link easily enough on my desktop's Pale Moon browser history after 10:30 or so.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 09:07 PM (Evws/)

682 Ford's next one after Pinto was slated to be Palomino, but that idea was forgotten. For some reason.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2019 09:07 PM (zLDYs)

683 My 78 Chevette was more reliable than my 78 Fiat X1/9

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 09:05 PM (aKsyK)

What? You no like-a me?

Posted by: Tony at February 08, 2019 09:07 PM (zCyNd)

684 Jack in the Box was almost certainly the first American chain with tacos. Can't remember exactly when they came along, late 60s. Very americanized, of course. But growing up with both good real border Mex food and JiB tacos was nice. Jack's were big, greasy - fantastic for the young and the hungry.


Jack's might have still been just in San Diego then, not sure.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2019 09:07 PM (QDnY+)

685

Anyone remember the whiny little left wing dink "Lionel" on the radio?

He's now on the Right.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2019 09:08 PM (On+lG)

686
nooodd

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 08, 2019 09:09 PM (On+lG)

687 first American chain with tacos.

Ahem.

Posted by: the multiple restaurant enterprises of the eponymous Cesar Cardini at February 08, 2019 09:09 PM (zCyNd)

688 --The cat next door to Snoopy > Comey

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 09:05 PM (e7oj4)

Woodstock's guano > James Comey's butt cheese > James Comey

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 09:10 PM (xxAFD)

689 Bertram I had an X1/9 too! Top speed 88 mph. Straight or turnin.

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 09:10 PM (UdKB7)

690 Nickleback > James Comey

Posted by: Furious_a at February 08, 2019 09:10 PM (fJQAR)

691 Haven't listened to these guys in a long time...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/pqhjn8g

Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2019 09:11 PM (MI74Q)

692 James Comey is nothing more than a pompous, pontificating prick of a damned Yankee. Has no right to say anything about Virginia.

Posted by: Grannymimi at February 08, 2019 09:11 PM (u5LFV)

693 Quark and his mop bucket doing a job Americans won't do.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 08:40 PM (1g7ch)


----

No, I made my idiot brother Rom do that stuff.

Posted by: Quark at February 08, 2019 09:13 PM (p0nVR)

694 670 Bongino in for Hannity.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 09:01 PM (hECVl)


So the guests will be able to answer the questions they are asked, without being cut off mid-sentence?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 09:19 PM (sy5kK)

695 The brown dots on the SF poop-tracking app > James Comey.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2019 09:24 PM (sy5kK)

696 Oh and, not for nothin' but Comey is retarded f*ck. The guy does not have enough self awareness to know that, almost to a man, everyone thinks he is a compete f*ckwad.

Why he is not swinging from a lamppost is beyond my ken.

Tearing down statues is complete nonsense as well - it was part of our history - and as bad as slavery was - not every single person who fought the civil war did so because they wanted to keep slaves - they did it over the issue of state's rights, or even to fight off people whom they considered abject invaders and/or to defend their homes which, as we saw with Sherman, were very often burned to the ground by the oh-so-cultured-and-not-at-all-racist Union Army.

So much stupid to unpack, not enough wardrobes and dressers in the world to unpack it into.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 08, 2019 09:34 PM (D7exD)

697 We should go through and identify the political party of each man represented in the statues.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at February 08, 2019 07:06 PM (xyung)

Whatever the party they voted for, the men in those statues were good and honorable and fought for their homeland.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2019 09:34 PM (F/KeJ)

698 Like a broken clock, even Comey can be right now and then. The confederate statues were erected by the likes of Nancy Pelosi's father. Do NOT take them down. Rather, lift them with cranes, then drop them on the damned Demoncrats.

Posted by: Marooned at February 08, 2019 09:40 PM (8hRlF)

699 672 Three Non Blondes > Comey
Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 09:02 PM (e7oj4)

hey!!!

Posted by: brunettes everywhere at February 08, 2019 09:55 PM (6lKe4)

700 Why he is not swinging from a lamppost is beyond my ken...

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 08, 2019 09:34 PM (D7exD)


Because vigilantism has been burned out of American culture over many years and at great cost. But the Democrats are doing their best to bring it back.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 10:00 PM (xxAFD)

701 Like a broken clock, even Comey can be right now and
then. The confederate statues were erected by the likes of Nancy
Pelosi's father. Do NOT take them down. Rather, lift them with cranes,
then drop them on the damned Demoncrats.

Posted by: Marooned at February 08, 2019 09:40 PM (8hRlF)

No and No.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2019 10:19 PM (F/KeJ)

702 Abe Vigoda died?

Posted by: pawn at February 08, 2019 10:21 PM (RQgLd)

703 This man Comey is not fit to shine Lee's boots.....

Posted by: U.S. Grant at February 08, 2019 10:35 PM (o1fzk)

704 Bill Kristol > My butthole

Posted by: James Comey at February 08, 2019 11:27 PM (FTPVM)

705 "james comey" is

Posted by: little bill at February 09, 2019 12:39 AM (8xtON)

706 deserve.....

Posted by: little bill at February 09, 2019 12:40 AM (8xtON)

707 aoc is the Justin tredeau of the USA!

Posted by: sorry to inturupt at February 09, 2019 12:42 AM (8xtON)

708 My wife was all happy when I picked
her up.
seemn's there was kittens'.

Posted by: thats right! at February 09, 2019 12:47 AM (8xtON)

709 Let's go..

See if every one is

sleeping ..

comfortably?

Posted by: tired' of this shit! at February 09, 2019 12:58 AM (8xtON)

710 Let's wake every body up!

Posted by: tired' of this shit! at February 09, 2019 12:59 AM (8xtON)

711 clean on our way out!

Posted by: fur buddy at February 09, 2019 01:01 AM (8xtON)

712 699 672 Three Non Blondes > Comey
Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 09:02 PM (e7oj4)

hey!!!
Posted by: brunettes everywhere at February 08, 2019 09:55 PM (6lKe4)


Four Non Blondes > Three Non Blondes > Comey

Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2019 01:22 AM (sdi6R)

713 Comey needs to realize that Hank Jr. is an artist. Songs like the South is going to rise again seem to have infected him. Every society has built monuments from war times, do you see monuments built for when men haven't lost their lives? Not many. The monuments are to be used for historical significance. History is not to be forgotten. It's to be learned from. What better way to remember than a memorial?

Posted by: Joseph Speed at February 09, 2019 01:24 PM (0Uc+7)

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