House Listing Promises "50 Shades of Maple Glen," And They're Not Whistling Dixie<br>Update: Some Pictures Recovered!

House Listing Promises "50 Shades of Maple Glen," And They're Not Whistling Dixie
Update: Some Pictures Recovered!

Okay, there's a few pictures that survived the Purge.

The sex dungeon in this suburban Philly house that's listed on Redfin is way cleaner than I would have expected https://t.co/Q9dYzfZfgF
— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) February 8, 2019

Some of the Pictures: Some people posted some pictures before the agents deleted them:

Also...wtaf pic.twitter.com/5ASK6lEhoz
— Inquisitor Kaiju (@kaijubushi) 8 февруари 2019 г.

They took the S&M basement photos down, but our memories are forever pic.twitter.com/NUoTjIUDzL
— Dan McQuade (@dhm) 8 февруари 2019 г.

This is amusing:

pic.twitter.com/rZc3EsnLzh
— Dan McQuade (@dhm) 8 февруари 2019 г.

I really like the rich maple tones of the X-Shaped Whipping Stocks and I love the clean lines and classic feel of the Mid-Century Modern Fuck-Swing Armature.

Still Love on Zillow!!! It's listed as a having "a sexy twist."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:40 PM

Comments

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1 I'm afraid to click...

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at February 08, 2019 01:36 PM (/5WQL)

2
Does it have the fetus-frightening apparatus?

And the machine that goes "PINGGG!!!?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 01:36 PM (/9p9e)

3 Seems kind of pricey for a unique fixer-upper opportunity.

Posted by: Peter Venkman at February 08, 2019 01:36 PM (7MRhd)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (De0bg)

5 The bastards already took out the photos with the "machine."

I guess if you can afford $775k for a house, you can have a few kinks......

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at February 08, 2019 01:38 PM (C1NyB)

6 Can someone get the others? I'm feeling lazy.

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 01:38 PM (q177U)

7
Bob Vila for "This Old Abattoir..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 01:38 PM (/9p9e)

8 750k for a 5 bedroom, 5k square foot house? Man, I've got to get out of Northern NJ.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 08, 2019 01:38 PM (Wy/9t)

9 INSOM!

I have found our new home!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (d7Ww2)

10 They've removed the "good" pictures; there are only 39 now.

Posted by: Peter Venkman at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (7MRhd)

11 looks like they pulled those pics lol....

Posted by: Kitsapbass at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (sGtp+)

12 Red door, red door

Posted by: Special Agent Dale Cooper at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (786Ro)

13 One way to get a lot of people to look at your listing, anyway.....

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (C1NyB)

14 This is NOT what we meant when we talked about an "open House"

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (e1q4h)

15 I'm more a fan of shaker-style sex furniture.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (wCmLp)

16 I got nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2019 01:40 PM (p+Wdc)

17 I need new abbreviations for the listing.

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 01:40 PM (e1q4h)

18 Be it ever sooooo humble,
there's no-o place like home!

Posted by: couch fucker at February 08, 2019 01:41 PM (e1q4h)

19 Not going there-even through a link.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 01:41 PM (AllCR)

20 There's nothing kinky in the house pictures anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:41 PM (NWiLs)

21 I have found our new home!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (d7Ww2)

Great! We can both start trying to win Powerball to get the $750k...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

22 Not going there-even through a link.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Soooooo, you won't be blessing THAT house?

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 01:42 PM (e1q4h)

23 There's nothing kinky in the house pictures anymore.
Posted by: Insomniac

There is if you count the lead paint and the aluminum wiring....

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (e1q4h)

24 I saw this earlier. Hilarious that they'd list it like that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (wCmLp)

25 Is there an equine dental chair?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (FTlwv)

26 Wow, that's a lot of storage space for married folks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (LX21o)

27 The previous owner was turning his wife around.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (m45I2)

28 I move that the blog purchase this as a Moron refuge for the Burning Times.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (DEtB+)

29 >>>5 The bastards already took out the photos with the "machine."

I guess if you can afford $775k for a house, you can have a few kinks......

they took it out?!

Damnit, wasted post

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (PbpT7)

30 The previous owner was turning his wife around.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (m45I2)

Close it up. Muldoon wins.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM (wCmLp)

31 Strange.....Everytime I put up the online listing, there's redirects to video si...OMG!!!!!!

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM (e1q4h)

32 /Insert "I can't see shit" gif

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM (q177U)

33 I started taking this class at the YMCA called "TRX". I think the only difference between it and the modern sex torture dungeon is:1. no sex, ok I admit that's a big difference.2. no leather

But I am suspended from straps hanging from the wall while a girl half my age yells at me to "Don't Stop! Don't Stop!!!!" 45 minutes in and I'm face down in a pool of my own blood sweat and tears. fun, I go back in on Monday

Posted by: bananadream at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM (YR7aL)

34 I wondered why Jonah left like 50 messages on my voicemail. He was crying in most of them.

Posted by: Jessica Goldberg's Strapping Volcano of Man-Love at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM (pPQeR)

35 So that's the new AOS HQ that we've been promised. Sounds like a fun place.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

36 By Loki, I hope you were not referring to the gym equipments as a joke. Us followers of the Almighty Father and his Son Thor Odinson, do not take pranks kindly.

Posted by: Odinist at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM (G8lfi)

37 The previous owner was turning his wife around.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (m45I2)

Close it up. Muldoon wins.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

When they talked about "recent remodelling" and showed me their "home movies", I had NO idea.

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 01:45 PM (e1q4h)

38 sorry guys, I should have put this up earlier.

I put the donkey-chompers one up instead, and now the good pictures are gone

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 01:45 PM (PbpT7)

39 What's funny about this is that our thought leaders in the Tru Con media are twitterbating over it. Learntocode.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 01:45 PM (786Ro)

40 Jeez.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 01:45 PM (0tfLf)

41 any pictures of Joan Collins?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 08, 2019 01:46 PM (ZqRa6)

42 I guess when they say they are selling it "furnished" they mean you will have to ask nicely and then say thank you after they feather-whip your bank account.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 01:46 PM (Z216Q)

43 Are you sure this isn't the Lieutenant Governor's residence in Virginia?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2019 01:46 PM (sw7AG)

44 But I am suspended from straps hanging from the wall while a girl half my age yells at me to "Don't Stop! Don't Stop!!!!" 45 minutes in and I'm face down in a pool of my own blood sweat and tears. fun, I go back in on Monday

Posted by: bananadream at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM (YR7aL)

You could just join the Navy and get paid for that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 01:46 PM (hLRSq)

45 Only two miles from the Stoogeum.

Posted by: Shorten Curly at February 08, 2019 01:46 PM (XAx3m)

46 Ace bondage...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 01:46 PM (m45I2)

47 Deleted?

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (MAstk)

48 Hope you like the smell of spooge-soaked latex.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (UnA8+)

49 46 Ace bondage...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 01:46 PM (m45I2)

Ace Hardware

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (NWiLs)

50 that is a badass kitchen.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (n13/j)

51 That place looks quaint.

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (WidQN)

52 Shows you how much the culture has degraded if the seller thought it was ok to show this and the real estate agent thought "Sure. Why Not?" because I'm assuming you would not buy the house unless you were into kinky stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (AllCR)

53 Calling it a "fixer upper" is right out, as is play room, rooms with a view.......

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (e1q4h)

54 sorry man... i thought they were maybe doing this on purpose for attention. They even listed it as "50 Shades of Maple Glen," i thought they were in on the joke.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (PbpT7)

55 I'm more a fan of shaker-style sex furniture.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (wCmLp)

Shiplap on the walls?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (8D42x)

56 But I am suspended from straps hanging from the wall while a girl half
my age yells at me to "Don't Stop! Don't Stop!!!!" 45 minutes in and I'm
face down in a pool of my own blood sweat and tears. fun, I go back in
on Monday

Posted by: bananadream at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM

Sounds a lot like my plebe gymnastics class.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (p+Wdc)

57 Looks like they cleaned it up and deleted the offending pixs.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (0tfLf)

58 Basement information: Full
.........

of bodies

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:48 PM (v0R5T)

59 I didn't see it.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:48 PM (n13/j)

60 The bastards already took out the photos with the "machine."

I guess if you can afford $775k for a house, you can have a few kinks......

they took it out?!

Damnit, wasted post
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (PbpT7)

----------------------------

Yep. Only 39 pics now. The site must have crashed with all the linking.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 01:48 PM (ffYR/)

61 OMG.

Posted by: local civic association at February 08, 2019 01:48 PM (e1q4h)

62 That's a full seven minutes that could have been better used reading "The Successes of Socialism" and "Elizabeth Warren's Proud American-Indian Heritage."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 01:48 PM (RpM6k)

63 >>>39 What's funny about this is that our thought leaders in the Tru Con media are twitterbating over it. Learntocode.

yeah and I'm a little embarrassed I'm copying these trivial twitter twats BUT... I did think it was funny and that it would amuse you guys.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 01:48 PM (PbpT7)

64 OK...so what's next?

**drums fingers on desk**

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 01:48 PM (0tfLf)

65 I first read "House" as House of Representatives. Then realized I read it wrong. Now not so sure I wasn't right the first time.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 01:49 PM (xxAFD)

66 To do list:

1. Purchase house
2. Milk, bread, toilet paper. Incense, wine, can-dles.
3. Acquire Sinema.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)

67 Ace bondage...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 01:46 PM (m45I2)

Ace Hardware

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM

Aisle 3, duct tape and adhesives.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2019 01:49 PM (p+Wdc)

68 Damnit, wasted post
Posted by: ace

*******

We'll probably still get some mileage out of it.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 01:49 PM (m45I2)

69 no worries Ace, Gutkowski got some screen caps. There are photos in his timeline.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 01:49 PM (Z216Q)

70
All I ever got to see was a garden-variety upscale suburban house ad. I thought I was missing some major clues.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 08, 2019 01:49 PM (13CQC)

71 Their estimated monthly payments:
$2,980.00 -principal/interest
$300.00 -insurance
$1,466.00 -property taxes

That's insane.
And probably not that high compared to some East Coast cities.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (ty7RM)

72 OMG.

Posted by: local civic association at February 08, 2019 01:48 PM (e1q4h)

We're pretty sure this is against the bylaws.

But no on eis brave enough to go over there...

Posted by: HOA at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (8D42x)

73 I ,like the pool table

8 ball, corner pocket.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (d7Ww2)

74 I'd take the black light tour before closing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (2LelM)

75 There are a couple of people on The House Judiciary Committee that need to be put on the whipping rack. First up is that Swallows-Well buffoon.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (VpIIl)

76 We'll probably still get some mileage out of it.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 01:49 PM
**********

Or kilometers if you're into that kind of thing...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (0tfLf)

77 ...eat-in kitchen? Gone!

cozy nooks? Jesus.

Mother-in-law suite? Hmmmmm.

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (e1q4h)

78 That is Bucks County yes? Who would have guessed.

Posted by: Big V at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (sN665)

79 To do list:

1. Purchase house

2. Milk, bread, toilet paper. Incense, wine, can-dles.

3. Acquire Sinema.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 01:49 PM

I'm sure a house like that already has a good home thea...

Oh. Wait.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (p+Wdc)

80 Alexa Corpuscle would not approve. Must be rebuilt with mud and straw.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

81 Pornhub has the owners real listing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 01:51 PM (Z216Q)

82 Their estimated monthly payments:

$2,980.00 -principal/interest

$300.00 -insurance

$1,466.00 -property taxes

That's insane.

And probably not that high compared to some East Coast cities.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (ty7RM)

i missed where this place is. That inside seemed like the price should be higher.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:51 PM (n13/j)

83 Well I think we found a locale for the Philadelphia MoMe.

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 01:51 PM (7HtZB)

84 Just one front door?

Posted by: Christine Blasi Ford at February 08, 2019 01:51 PM (RpM6k)

85 >>I'm sure a house like that already has a good home thea...Oh. Wait.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (p+Wdc)

"There is no movie role..."

"...and I'm not a real film producer!"

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 01:51 PM (Bdeb0)

86 What did I miss?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 08, 2019 01:51 PM (INCeP)

87 I've driven by that house! And zowie, they have a dungeon?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

88 Is there a rack for donkeys?

Posted by: Chompers at February 08, 2019 01:52 PM (VpIIl)

89 Sorry, but my wife and I her bull were in those pictures. Those photos were intended for my personal use only!

💳🚢

Posted by: Cap'n Bill Kristol at February 08, 2019 01:52 PM (DuAZ5)

90 Now wait a minute here -- even in the backwoods of flyover you need one bathroom for every bedroom and a half bath for guests. The maid's room can have a half to make that quota, but it is iffy unless it is two half-baths.

Thank goodness I can't see most links.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 08, 2019 01:52 PM (MIKMs)

91 Better than having to rip out dental chairs and spit sinks when you purchase a home from Dr. Denny Dentist.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 01:52 PM (zmIJL)

92 Was the previous owner a tuna fisherman?

Posted by: Potential Buyer at February 08, 2019 01:52 PM (RpM6k)

93 Come for a drink, stay for the whipping!

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:52 PM (VpIIl)

94 Am I missing something here? I didn't see any "sex dungeon" type pictures here. But I did note that the property taxes per month are much much more than my annual property taxes per year. of course my house does not go for 3/4 of a million dollars either.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 01:53 PM (mpXpK)

95 The former Roger Stone estate...

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 01:53 PM (Bdeb0)

96 I've driven by that house! And zowie, they have a dungeon?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to

It's a "customized, finished basement with amenities Goddamn it!!!

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 01:53 PM (e1q4h)

97 I see nurse and insomnia are still going..."strong", so to speak.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 08, 2019 01:53 PM (kufk0)

98 The racy pics are gone.

That's a pretty sparse house. Almost nothing on the walls. Maybe they couldn't afford anything.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2019 01:53 PM (4ErVI)

99 A whole new level of Trick or Treat come Halloween.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 01:53 PM (0tfLf)

100 81 Pornhub has the owners real listing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 01:51 PM (Z216Q)

There was a story out there recently about a nice house in Arizona that was sold, then the buyer backed out after finding out that the owners had used it as their porn studio for the last 10 years.

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (7HtZB)

101 I guess that qualifies as a "furnished basement"?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (VpIIl)

102 I don't like it. No second front door.

Posted by: Dr. Chrissy Ford at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (zmIJL)

103 The maid's room

Don't. Just. Don't.

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (e1q4h)

104 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (IXZGh)

105 Oh thank God a NOOD, otherwise I might never leave this buffet for fear of falling too far behind.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (YTwfq)

106
Damn it, seven minutes of work down the f---ing drain!

Been there.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (TAmPV)

107 80
Alexa Corpuscle would not approve. Must be rebuilt with mud and straw.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

AOC reminds me of the Granny barker in Atls Shrugged.

Soy Beans..... Everyone can eat soy beans

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (ymnmz)

108 Google Images search FTW

https://bit.ly/2tclleB

Posted by: bif at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (aiyac)

109 There's an Arlen Specter joke here somewhere, but I'm not finding it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (tVWQB)

110 Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM

Beat me to it! I was just going to comment about that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2019 01:55 PM (p+Wdc)

111 I've driven by that house! And zowie, they have a dungeon?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

A fungeon - a fun dungeon.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 01:55 PM (hLRSq)

112 91 Better than having to rip out dental chairs and spit sinks when you purchase a home from Dr. Denny Dentist.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 01:52 PM (zmIJL)

A friend of mine was going to do that once before I talked him out of it.

It still had the damned X-Ray machine in it.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:55 PM (UnA8+)

113 The dungeon is just ambience for the screwing you get from the property tax man.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 08, 2019 01:55 PM (8paU9)

114 I think that is what they call staging. Kind of niche i would hope.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:55 PM (n13/j)

115 Are there inspirational quotes on the wall like "Confess", "Liar" and 'Repent"?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:55 PM (VpIIl)

116 I'm sure it was much better BEFORE the fuck swing pictures were removed.

You should always screen cap before releasing the hounds, you twatter fucking idiots.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 01:55 PM (IXZGh)

117 Beautiful single family home, 5 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, shackles on two walls in the basement. Includes soundproof dungeon with stocks and whip racks. Heat pump, emergency generator, custom-made sex rack. Perfect for growing families!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 01:55 PM (RD7QR)

118 I really like the rich maple tones of the X-Shaped Whipping Stocks and I love the clean lines and classic feel of the Mid-Century Modern Fuck-Swing Armature.
..........

I'm not making an offer unless they have a Judas Cradle too.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

119 > then the buyer backed out after finding out that the owners had used it as their porn studio for the last 10 years.

Moral of the story: always check the place out with a black light first.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (0OWcv)

120 The maid's room

Don't. Just. Don't
================
Would that be considered...wrong??

Posted by: Costanza at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (ty7RM)

121 update: SOME pictures were saved from The Purge, and have been added to the post.

Thanks, huck follywood.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (PbpT7)

122 >>>That's a pretty sparse house. Almost nothing on the walls. Maybe they couldn't afford anything.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2019 01:53 PM (4ErVI) <<<

Guess you didn't use a blacklight.

Posted by: Star Lord at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (WidQN)

123 Nurse R,
I saw a news report there's been a run on the grocery stores in North Seattle.
Snomageddeon!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (0tfLf)

124 I really like the rich maple tones of the X-Shaped Whipping Stocks and I love the clean lines and classic feel of the Mid-Century Modern Fuck-Swing Armature.

You have an exquisite eye, Mr. O'Spades, but it's missing that certain something.

Me.

Posted by: Mistress Flame at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (DMUuz)

125 Someone further down that Twitter thread saved one of the pics:

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/Dy5ZZisWkAAUpAv.jpg

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (0OWcv)

126 There was a story out there recently about a nice house in Arizona that was sold, then the buyer backed out after finding out that the owners had used it as their porn studio for the last 10 years.

Ha! Did the buyers feel like they had been there before on the first walk through?

Posted by: no good deed at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (uTY3H)

127 108 Google Images search FTW

https://bit.ly/2tclleB
Posted by: bif

OMFG!

womp womp

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (d7Ww2)

128 OK, somewhat related: Andrew Sullivan (I know) last weekend managed to publish a piece that tears down the transgender movement.

Sure, he is at pains to show respect to a person who identifies as [whatever], but he rejects everything they insist on, such as gender is fluid, that once one declares they are X you must refer to all of their past history as if they were X then, that someone who has switched genders can be a homosexual/lesbian in their new gender.

It is essentially a TERF stance, because he, too, has figured out that what the transgender movement insist on nullifies his existence as a gay man.

Honestly, I am surprised there wasn't a bigger reaction to this, since trans activists are so quick to mob anyone who speaks out of turn (see: Martina Navratilova being mobbed into recanting on twitter).

http://tinyurl.com/y7jkdr38

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (W+vEI)

129
Dammit ace, ya teased me like a New York Times poll teased Hillary Clinton one week before the 2016 election.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (13CQC)

130 Very tastefully decorated. Like Martha Stewart meets Mistress Payne...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (wCmLp)

131 Phillies pitchers and catchers report on Tuesday.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (786Ro)

132 Check trulia

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (/9B7d)

133 Ace, don't forget that Zillow also exists. See URL field.

Posted by: redsweater at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (4LOJk)

134 Interestingly, the owners of this house appear to be two women.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (Z216Q)

135 I can see the texts between the owners. "Oh, thank God it's Friday. I'm looking forward to relieving some tension on the rack!"

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (VpIIl)

136 Speaking of underground torture chambers, I am actually concerned about the new batshit crazy social justice wing of the Democrats. We laugh, but they got elected. And look how far Bernis Sanders got.

An opportunist of moderate intelligence like Elizabeth Warren endorses a platform of gutting every building and shed in the United States, elimination of airplanes, railroads across the ocean.... She knows better. Maybe they all know better. It's just that, they've decided the dumbing down of the population has made sufficient progress, and now intentionally batshit crazy promises sell. There aren't enough non-retards left to fight. Maybe they think they can get 10% to start - gut 10% of all buildings, ground 10% of all aircraft, try to build a pilot sea-railroad just to Hawaii instead of across the entire ocean.

What if they're right? What if it's not about the stupid ideas, it's about the stupid voters?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (WXVRn)

137 If you click onto Stephan Gutowski's twitter feed (or whatever it's called) the picture is there. Kind of surprised me how open and bright the room is. It's like a big family room at the bottom of an open staircase. I always figured people did things like that behind locked doors in windowless rooms.

Posted by: NavyMom at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (KJpFu)

138 Now we know where all the missing teenagers went.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (zmIJL)

139 Try this instead:

http://tinyurl.com/ya7jr3n8

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (0OWcv)

140 Brian Schatz
@brianschatz
I'm not a socialist. But I believe that every American deserves health care. I also believe that college should be debt free, and that America must lead boldly on climate change. That doesn't mean I want America to be Venezuela. It means I want America to be America.

-
"I'm not a pedophile. I just like putting my dick in little boys."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (+y/Ru)

141
Honestly, I am surprised there wasn't a bigger
reaction to this
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (W+vEI
=====

It comes with an advance refusal to apologize. They're not touching that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (13CQC)

142 Where are the pictures of the women living and visiting this home? I'm very curious to say the least about this.

Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (PeJCI)

143 126 There was a story out there recently about a nice house in Arizona that was sold, then the buyer backed out after finding out that the owners had used it as their porn studio for the last 10 years.

Ha! Did the buyers feel like they had been there before on the first walk through?
Posted by: no good deed at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (uTY3H)

Wife: Oh this house is amazing, Look at this living room. We could put our couch here.

Husband: Uh, honey. I've got something I need to tell you. You might want to sit down.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (KUaJL)

144 Oh. Oh my.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

145 Meh. Where is the passenger screening station?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (DMUuz)

146 then the buyer backed out after finding out that the owners had used it as their porn studio for the last 10 years.

Moral of the story: always check the place out with a black light first.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM

The prospective buyer's comments were great. "I couldn't even think about preparing Thanksgiving dinner on those counters thinking about how they were used before...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (p+Wdc)

147 Someone further down that Twitter thread saved one of the pics:

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/Dy5ZZisWkAAUpAv.jpg

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (0OWcv)

that's quite the contraption. Well thought out and matches the decor of the whole room.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (IXZGh)

148 Did anyone watch the Stones video posted above? It's from 1972 and at the end of the video you can see probably the earliest depiction of a "squegee man."

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (NFEMn)

149 Phillies pitchers and catchers report on Tuesday.
Posted by: Hands

But not to the customized, finished basement!!!....With amenities!!

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (e1q4h)

150 Betcha Hillary's dungeon has more ambiance.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (Y274z)

151
I really like the rich maple tones of the X-Shaped Whipping Stocks

I believe that's called a St . Andrews Cross...don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (TAmPV)

152 123 Nurse R,
I saw a news report there's been a run on the grocery stores in North Seattle.
Snomageddeon!
Posted by: Diogenes

yep. I didn't need anything but more gas in the tank.
it's a shitshow out there with the Panic!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (d7Ww2)

153 If you click onto Stephan Gutowski's twitter feed (or whatever it's called) the picture is there. Kind of surprised me how open and bright the room is. It's like a big family room at the bottom of an open staircase. I always figured people did things like that behind locked doors in windowless rooms.
Posted by: NavyMom at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (KJpFu)

I'm guessing that they have no children and a love of entertaining large groups of partygoers.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (wCmLp)

154 Did you notice the cage assembly under the bed? Yeah, that's where Kristol sleeps. Paolo goes extra hard when he's down there.

Posted by: Costanza at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (ty7RM)

155 "I'm not a pedophile. I just like putting my dick in little boys."

There's a place for you on our coaching staff!

Posted by: Penn State at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

156 Listing says "Active."

I bet.

That would suck if there ended up being some cruise cuck photoshops.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (t6MX/)

157 Husband: Uh, honey. I've got something I need to tell you. You might want to sit down.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM

Not on the couch though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (L3YlV)

158 The owner rents it out for $750/night weekdays, $2k/night weekends. Pretty sweet coin if it even gets 30% utilization.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (ffYR/)

159 I WANT THAT HOUSE

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (d7Ww2)

160 The prospective buyer's comments were great. "I couldn't even think about preparing Thanksgiving dinner on those counters thinking about how they were used before...."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

White meat.......or dark?????

Posted by: The delivery...Man at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (e1q4h)

161 >>Moral of the story: always check the place out with a black light first.

If your home inspector puts on a HAZMAT suit, don't sign the contract.

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (qRjMk)

162 >>>Dammit ace, ya teased me like a New York Times poll teased Hillary Clinton one week before the 2016 election.

it's all back, recheck the post

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (PbpT7)

163 Brian Schatz
@brianschatz
I'm not a socialist. But I believe that every American deserves health care. I also believe that college should be debt free, and that America must lead boldly on climate change. That doesn't mean I want America to be Venezuela. It means I want America to be America.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
They think college should be debt-free because it's the left's indoctrination centers. And it's make-work for the leftist teacher's unions.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (NFEMn)

164 As creepy as this is, it beats the hell out of Tony Podesta's art collection.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (W+vEI)

165 Ah, what the hell. Muldoon wins.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (t6MX/)

166 Phillies pitchers and catchers report on Tuesday.
Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM

To this house?

So this is going to be a painful, perhaps even torturous, season for Phillies fans?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:01 PM (DMUuz)

167 > I'm not a socialist. But I believe that every American deserves health care. I also believe that college should be debt free, and that America must lead boldly on climate change. That doesn't mean I want America to be Venezuela. It means I want America to be America.

-
> "I'm not a pedophile. I just like putting my dick in little boys."

I'm not a cannibal. I just enjoy grinding my neighbors up for burgers.

I'm not a robber. I just enjoy pointing a gun at people and making them give me their stuff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:01 PM (0OWcv)

168 The top link on the sidebar sure doesn't work...

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2019 02:01 PM (eAZVt)

169 159 I WANT THAT HOUSE
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (d7Ww2)

No. What you want is the *ehem* lifestyle... that comes with a house like that.

IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 08, 2019 02:01 PM (KUaJL)

170 Wow, that furniture looks...sturdy. I really question the judgement of agent taking the pictures. Did they really not know what they were looking at?

Posted by: no good deed at February 08, 2019 02:01 PM (uTY3H)

171 The "safe word" is Pumpernickel.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 02:02 PM (m45I2)

172 Wouldn't a good agent tell you to maybe put that shit in a mini storage unit? I don't think that's staged very well. I can see this one of the numerous HGTV shows. I love the granite and the fuck rack!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:02 PM (L3YlV)

173 Beautiful furnished home with basement tastefully accented in Timur period furniture.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 02:02 PM (VpIIl)

174 131
Phillies pitchers and catchers report on Tuesday.

right after the house sale closes

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 02:02 PM (Z216Q)

175 WTF? the radon detector is going beserk!?!

Posted by: your home inspector at February 08, 2019 02:02 PM (e1q4h)

176
This has to be some kind of scam -- the property taxes and insurance are less than half of what someone pays in IL for a <1000 sq house. For a house that size, property taxes in IL would be well over the 'cap'. Amazing. Do they pay into some kind of homeowner's group to keep the taxes so low?

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 08, 2019 02:02 PM (MIKMs)

177 That's Ok. It'll all be torn down and replaced in 10 years.

#LearnToDoConstruction

Posted by: Alexandra Ocrazio Co-tits at February 08, 2019 02:02 PM (IXZGh)

178 The "safe word" is Pumpernickel.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 02:02 PM

You're being rye again, aren't you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM (DMUuz)

179 Interestingly, the owners of this house appear to be two women.

-
Maybe it's a side hustle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)

180 Interestingly, the owners of this house appear to be two women.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (Z216Q)
...........

So it's not gay, then.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

181 It's just some funky furniture, big deal. Furniture doesn't stay with the house, you know? Ever sleep in a hotel bed? Try not to think about the 10000 times people fucked on it. Lol.

Nice house and a decent price for Philly.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM (Zrl+0)

182 thanks, Rodrigo!

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM (PbpT7)

183 The real estate agent going through the house prior to listing:

Agent "Let's see, formal living room, formal dining room, kitchen with a butler's pantry..."
Owner "Yes."
Agent "Five bedrooms, two and a half baths, three stall garage..."
Owner 'Yes."
Agent "Oh, and a home workshop, are you into woodworking?"
Owner 'No."
Agent "Crafting? Model building?"
Owner "S&M."
Agent "What?"
Owner "It's a sex dungeon."
Agent "We'll just call it a hobby room."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

184 > $2k/night weekends. Pretty sweet coin if it even gets 30% utilization.

One weekend and one weekday per month would cover the payment. Sweet indeed, at least until one of your renters decides to make you an involuntary part of the show, and decides to do that shit for real.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM (0OWcv)

185 The sex dungeon is airy and brightly light.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM (zmIJL)

186 Do NOT bring a black light into the dungeon. There are things that you just wouldn't want to know.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2019 02:04 PM (jxbfJ)

187 Wouldn't a good agent tell you to maybe put that shit in a mini storage unit? I don't think that's staged very well. I can see this one of the numerous HGTV shows. I love the granite and the fuck rack!
Posted by: Minnfidel

We had The Talk.

Unclutter I said. Let buyers imagine themselves in the space. That advice did NOT turn out the way I expected.

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 02:04 PM (e1q4h)

188 his has to be some kind of scam -- the property
taxes and insurance are less than half of what someone pays in IL for a
<1000 sq house. For a house that size, property taxes in IL would be
well over the 'cap'. Amazing. Do they pay into some kind of homeowner's
group to keep the taxes so low?

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 08, 2019 02:02 PM (MIKMs)

its probably because they are not in IL.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 02:04 PM (n13/j)

189 The "safe word" is Pumpernickel.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 02:02 PM

************

I wonder if you have to establish that with the sales agent before touring the house?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 02:04 PM (0tfLf)

190 Is that genuine bearskin? I'd hate for someone to get nylon friction burns.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2019 02:04 PM (sw7AG)

191 As a potential buyer, my question would be, "Does it come furnished with these 'items' or do I need to buy my own?"...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 08, 2019 02:04 PM (7s3Gx)

192 166 Phillies pitchers and catchers report on Tuesday.
Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM

To this house?

So this is going to be a painful, perhaps even torturous, season for Phillies fans?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:01 PM (DMUuz)

We're used to it.

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 02:04 PM (7HtZB)

193 But the biggest selling point is the extensive interior camera system that can be repositioned easily and used for security purposes.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (/9B7d)

194
it's all back, recheck the postPosted by: ace at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (PbpT7

=====

I'm now as satisfied as Hillary was when -- on second thought, let's not go there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (13CQC)

195 When I said Open Concept, I didn't mean *this* Open!!!

Posted by: The Unfunny Jonah Goldberg Being Unfunny at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (PbpT7)

196 Just think of who might be coming to that house after you buy it and people don't know the previous sadists are gone. Saturdays nights will be fun when you're answering the door.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (VpIIl)

197
No joke, the house is being sold "furnished."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (13CQC)

198 It's an indoor pergola, you pervs!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (m45I2)

199 78 That is Bucks County yes? Who would have guessed.
Posted by: Big V at February 08, 2019 01:50 PM (sN665)

Montgomery--which is now, alas, largely blue.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

200 that's not too far from here
*stares suspiciously at passing pedestrians*

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (BJlbN)

201 >>The "safe word" is Pumpernickel.

Wandersexxxxx!

http://tinyurl.com/y7rr4tje

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (W+vEI)

202 What's that cleaning method where if you haven't used it in 6 months or it doesn't give you pleasure when you pick it up you throw it out?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (NWiLs)

203 true fact: The internet says the owner's previous email addresses include @HighHeelsAndBananas.com

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (Z216Q)

204
You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Let's not get caraway

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (L3YlV)

205 Is that genuine bearskin? I'd hate for someone to get nylon friction burns.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2019 02:04 PM

Pro tip: Always use silk neckties.

No woman wants to be restrained with polyester.

Posted by: Tiffini from Houston at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (DMUuz)

206 I think the pentagram rack and Mr. Fistee sculpture(?) add a touch of whimsy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 02:06 PM (kQs4Y)

207 My favorite was the pentagram thingy. Very classy. I want one.

Posted by: GoldDust at February 08, 2019 02:06 PM (/VASf)

208 I gotta go now. Where's the bath?
Down the hall.
Which hall?
Down from the parlor.
Where's the parlor?
On the other side of the sitting room.
Where's the ... never mind.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 02:06 PM (ePWRo)

209 The sex dungeon is airy and brightly light

***

IT'S a production set.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 02:06 PM (/9B7d)

210 >>>202 What's that cleaning method where if you haven't used it in 6 months or it doesn't give you pleasure when you pick it up you throw it out?

"Jessica Goldberg"

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 02:06 PM (PbpT7)

211 What's that cleaning method where if you haven't used it in 6 months or it doesn't give you pleasure when you pick it up you throw it out?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (NWiLs)

I'd be calling Mr. Haz-Mat to do the picking up, thank you very much.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

212 If you look close you can see old articles of the Weekly Standard on the coffee table.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM (L3YlV)

213 188 his has to be some kind of scam -- the property
taxes and insurance are less than half of what someone pays in IL for a

well over the 'cap'. Amazing. Do they pay into some kind of homeowner's
group to keep the taxes so low?

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 08, 2019 02:02 PM (MIKMs)

its probably because they are not in IL.
Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 02:04 PM (n13/j)

My old boss lives in King of Prussia, and his property taxes are surprisingly low, the city gets its revenue from the giant mall.

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM (7HtZB)

214 Pumpernickel.

Oh, crap!

PUMPER...NICKEL!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM (m45I2)

215 204
You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Let's not get caraway
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (L3YlV)

Mighty white of you.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM (NWiLs)

216 Though honestly it would be funny if Sasha Grey showed up asking for the prior owners

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM (/9B7d)

217 23 gallons of RID is not normal.

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM (e1q4h)

218 Redfin Agent Heidi begins a new career in 5....4....3...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM (0tfLf)

219 Bet you won't see that on HGTV or The Property Brothers.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM (VpIIl)

220 You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Let's not get caraway
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (L3YlV)

Mighty white of you.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM (NWiLs)

I get beat up quite often for cultural appropriation......

Posted by: White Pepper at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM (IXZGh)

221 Is there a green door leading to the "special" section of the basement?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM (YQ4mh)

222 I bet there's some pretty good money to be made, custom building that shit.

Posted by: GoldDust at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM (/VASf)

223 218 Redfin Agent Heidi begins a new career in 5....4....3...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM (0tfLf)

That's Redfin MISTRESS Heidi to you, sub!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

224 Sorry is posted, Senate Judiciary approved 44 nominees to get full votes today. The largest single date of committee approval since 1981. Fantastic.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 08, 2019 02:09 PM (wGbBR)

225
If your stately manorhouse doesn't have a dungeon how are you supposed to keep the hired help in line?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 02:09 PM (TAmPV)

226 You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Let's not get caraway
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (L3YlV)

Mighty white of you.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM

Paying the rental fee with rancid currency = sour dough.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:09 PM (DMUuz)

227 > Pumpernickel.

Pump 'er NICKEL? She charged me a hundred bucks!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:09 PM (0OWcv)

228 214 Pumpernickel.

Oh, crap!

PUMPER...NICKEL!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM

*********

Two bits
Four bits
Six bits
A Dollar.....

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 02:09 PM (0tfLf)

229 Well, it's within driving distance. Who is up for a road trip?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 02:10 PM (VpIIl)

230 And there's room in the unfinished attic to make another dungeon!

Would that even be a "dungeon", which has connotations of being subterranean? Is there a specific word for "attic sex prison"? (Attica! Attica!)

I know somebody here will know.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 02:10 PM (kQs4Y)

231 I thought this was something to do with the House of Representatives.

Like where the Senior People have the Frosh Retards like AoC sequestered for after hours Motor-Boating Committee Work.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2019 02:10 PM (yTo22)

232 You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Let's not get caraway
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (L3YlV)

Mighty white of you.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM (NWiLs)

Baguette outta here with those bad buns.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 02:10 PM (zmIJL)

233 Um wow

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:10 PM (LLwAy)

234 Which of the democrat elite's house is that?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2019 02:10 PM (pw+jk)

235 We're confused.....and a little bit disturbed.

Posted by: local zoning committee at February 08, 2019 02:11 PM (e1q4h)

236 bet there's some pretty good money to be made, custom building that shit.

***

With the added 90 day 24 hour service calls

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 02:11 PM (/9B7d)

237 > You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Let's not get caraway
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (L3YlV)

Mighty white of you.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM

Paying the rental fee with rancid currency = sour dough.

Sorry, this looks like more of a sticky buns kind of place.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:11 PM (0OWcv)

238 223 218 Redfin Agent Heidi begins a new career in 5....4....3...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM (0tfLf)

That's Redfin MISTRESS Heidi to you, sub!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM
************

Oh Oh.
I've been bad...very bad....

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 02:11 PM (0tfLf)

239 Paying the rental fee with rancid currency = sour dough.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:09 PM

For pita's sake, stop.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 02:11 PM (zmIJL)

240 237 > You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Let's not get caraway
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (L3YlV)

Mighty white of you.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM

Paying the rental fee with rancid currency = sour dough.

Sorry, this looks like more of a sticky buns kind of place.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:11 PM (0OWcv)

Just a dollah to make you challah.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

241 That's Redfin MISTRESS Heidi to you, sub!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM

You seem nicer than that Jared feller ...

Posted by: Subway footlong at February 08, 2019 02:12 PM (DMUuz)

242 ? Two bits
Four bits
Six bits
A Dollar.....

Tie 'em to the frame and flog 'em 'till they holler!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:12 PM (0OWcv)

243 Mistress Heidi?

Where's Cannibal Bob? Or is he tied up?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:13 PM (LLwAy)

244 243 Mistress Heidi?

Where's Cannibal Bob? Or is he tied up?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:13 PM (LLwAy)

She's slapping hot iron to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:13 PM (NWiLs)

245 It is somehow more disturbing because it is so light an airy. A study in contrasts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:13 PM (ycWCI)

246 Just another Puss n' boots story.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 02:14 PM (ePWRo)

247 Sitting room, Sybian room.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:14 PM (L3YlV)

248 Would that even be a "dungeon", which has connotations of being subterranean? Is there a specific word for "attic sex prison"? (Attica! Attica!)

I know somebody here will know.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at F

don't most people just refer to it as aunt eris's attic?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 02:14 PM (MTjB1)

249 > You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Let's not get caraway
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (L3YlV)

Mighty white of you.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM

Paying the rental fee with rancid currency = sour dough.

Sorry, this looks like more of a sticky buns kind of place.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:11 PM

************

Pssst...hey kid...wanna see some breadsticks?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 02:14 PM (0tfLf)

250 But where do they hold the classy dinners?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 02:14 PM (39g3+)

251 245 It is somehow more disturbing because it is so light an airy. A study in contrasts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:13 PM (ycWCI)

Just because some people like to get freaky doesn't mean they don't appreciate good natural lighting.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:14 PM (NWiLs)

252 And it comes completely furnished! No, no, that's o.k. we don't want anything, at ALL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:15 PM (L3YlV)

253 But its not a proper dungeon without a pit, a pendulum, and an iron maiden. Plus narration by Vincent Price.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:15 PM (LLwAy)

254 Just because some people like to get freaky doesn't mean they don't appreciate good natural lighting.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:14 PM (NWiLs)

Those photos are just like a Vermeer painting!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:15 PM (ycWCI)

255 You must admit, it's a very tasteful bit of kinkiness.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 02:15 PM (RD7QR)

256 Posted by: GoldDust at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM (/VASf)

Uncle Palpitane swore he was asked to make some (unloaded, which is how he new they were for "play") leather riding crops by some suburban women in his town.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM (uquGJ)

257 The NY Post is something good from NY people.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/321179/

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM (BXMxN)

258 RBG Two-Delta: I'm going to The Island.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM (QkjLD)

259 Attica?

Smattica?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM (LLwAy)

260 If your stately manorhouse doesn't have a dungeon how are you supposed to keep the hired help in line?
=====

Without bathrooms?

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM (MIKMs)

261 you know that whole bdsm thing looks like lots of work. tying, untying, making sure you tie everything just right so the hole are aligned correctly.

have a drink, get naked, lets go.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM (MTjB1)

262 Wowsers. I'm damn near speechless.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM (sjdRT)

263

253 But its not a proper dungeon without a pit, a pendulum, and an iron maiden. Plus narration by Vincent Price.
Posted by: Anna Puma

There is some sort of suit of armor, so that's classing the place up a bit...

Posted by: imp at February 08, 2019 02:17 PM (w+Z9D)

264 > You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Let's not get caraway
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (L3YlV)

Mighty white of you.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM

Paying the rental fee with rancid currency = sour dough.

Sorry, this looks like more of a sticky buns kind of place.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:11 PM

Dough!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:17 PM (L3YlV)

265 Wowsers. I'm damn near speechless.
Posted by: Muad'dib

We had thought to let the property speak for itself....It got banned.

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 02:17 PM (e1q4h)

266 253 But its not a proper dungeon without a pit, a pendulum, and an iron maiden. Plus narration by Vincent Price.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:15 PM (LLwAy)

And a hunchback with a large ring of keys.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (NWiLs)

267 261 you know that whole bdsm thing looks like lots of work. tying, untying, making sure you tie everything just right so the hole are aligned correctly.

have a drink, get naked, lets go.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM (MTjB1)

We need someone to post about how they would like to make their sex dungeon more efficient.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

268 have a drink, get naked, lets go.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM

****************

Ahhh...dating advice from Andrew Dice Clay.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (0tfLf)

269 "Award winning Upper Dublin school district."

Posted by: Miklos, taking a pass at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (zCyNd)

270 There was a story out there recently about a nice house in Arizona that
was sold, then the buyer backed out after finding out that the owners
had used it as their porn studio for the last 10 years.

I have an awesome idea for a new HGTV show.

HouseHunters: Blacklight

They go in at night and figure out by the sperm-glow, every place in the house that was used for sex.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (LL1Be)

271 This hearing is the biggest SHIT show I have ever witnessed.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 02:19 PM (hECVl)

272 750k is too low of a listing price.

Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 02:19 PM (PeJCI)

273 Send Marie Kondo down there.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:19 PM (NWiLs)

274 > We need someone to post about how they would like to make their sex dungeon more efficient.

That would make a good question for that Japanese "decluttering" chick who's all the rage now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:19 PM (0OWcv)

275
Sheriff's sale. Soda tax scofflaw.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 02:19 PM (pNxlR)

276 We need someone to post about how they would like to make their sex dungeon more efficient.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)
++++++++++
Conveyor belts and those powered tracks that the use to suspend parts in factories or dry cleaners.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 02:19 PM (I2dne)

277 And, dang, Insomniac posts about her just before I do.

Great minds, etc. Or twisted ones, whatever.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:20 PM (0OWcv)

278 You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Let's not get caraway
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (L3YlV)

Mighty white of you.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM

Paying the rental fee with rancid currency = sour dough.

Sorry, this looks like more of a sticky buns kind of place.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:11 PM (0OWcv)

Step out of line and those become Hot Cross buns.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 08, 2019 02:20 PM (8D42x)

279 269 "Award winning Upper Dublin school district."

Posted by: Miklos, taking a pass at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (zCyNd)

"Kinkiest PTA" four years in a row.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:20 PM (NWiLs)

280 You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Once again, with brioche!

Posted by: Miklos, not eating in that house at February 08, 2019 02:20 PM (zCyNd)

281 I have an awesome idea for a new HGTV show.

HouseHunters: Blacklight

They go in at night and figure out by the sperm-glow, every place in the house that was used for sex.
Posted by: mikeyG

They used to do that on Top Gear, when they had contests acquiring and testing used cars.

They would have 'materials' analyzed, and shared results.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 08, 2019 02:20 PM (e1q4h)

282 >We need someone to post about how they would like to make their sex dungeon more efficient.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

Yes! The extra insulation not only reduces your carbon footprint but also muffles the screams from inside.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 02:20 PM (sjdRT)

283 If you look close you can see old articles of the Weekly Standard on the coffee table.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Well! That's just disgusting!

(stomps off in a huff)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at February 08, 2019 02:20 PM (vcOmj)

284 267 261 you know that whole bdsm thing looks like lots of work. tying, untying, making sure you tie everything just right so the hole are aligned correctly.

have a drink, get naked, lets go.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM (MTjB1)

We need someone to post about how they would like to make their sex dungeon more efficient.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

Make it like a Rube Goldberg contraption: assembly line moves the naked, bound sub from the cat 'o nine tails station to the pegging station to the nipple clamp station and finally dumps xer into a bed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 02:20 PM (RD7QR)

285 277 And, dang, Insomniac posts about her just before I do.

Great minds, etc. Or twisted ones, whatever.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:20 PM (0OWcv)

*fistbump*. Twisted. Definitely twisted.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

286 This hearing is the biggest SHIT show I have ever witnessed.
Posted by: redridinghood

It's early. This Congress will be here until December 2020.

Hold onto your butts.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at February 08, 2019 02:21 PM (vcOmj)

287 219
Bet you won't see that on HGTV or The Property Brothers.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 02:08 PM (VpIIl)

Well maybe the property bros....uncut.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 02:21 PM (ymnmz)

288 The chalkboard with "Safe word of the day"

is a nice touch. And right next to the gimp locker, too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2019 02:21 PM (Z4rgH)

289 It's referred to as the Mrs. Kristol Suite.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:21 PM (L3YlV)

290 276 We need someone to post about how they would like to make their sex dungeon more efficient.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)
++++++++++
Conveyor belts and those powered tracks that the use to suspend parts in factories or dry cleaners.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 02:19 PM (I2dne)

A BDSM assembly line

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

291 We need someone to post about how they would like to make their sex dungeon more efficient.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

Sounds like a job for a Sex Smegma Black Belt Consultant

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 02:22 PM (BJlbN)

292
We need someone to post about how they would like to make their sex dungeon more efficient.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

Definitely needs a trap door.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 02:22 PM (TAmPV)

293 272 750k is too low of a listing price.
Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 02:19 PM (PeJCI)

Probably need to replace the heat pump or upgrade the stocks or something. Hidden expense.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

294 A BDSM assembly line
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:21 PM (NWiLs)
++++++++++
Depending on how extreme you are about it, it might be a disassembly line...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 02:23 PM (I2dne)

295 This is all a clever dodge to hide the real dungeon which is under the garage and accessed through a secret locked stairway.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:23 PM (LLwAy)

296 291 We need someone to post about how they would like to make their sex dungeon more efficient.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

Sounds like a job for a Sex Smegma Black Belt Consultant
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 02:22 PM (BJlbN)

Applying IS OH!!!-9000 standards.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:23 PM (NWiLs)

297 This would have been epic on Trading Spaces.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:23 PM (L3YlV)

298 Do the stocks have a valid termite letter?

Posted by: Miklos, not listed at February 08, 2019 02:24 PM (zCyNd)

299 We need someone to post about how they would like to make their sex dungeon more efficient.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

Now that's an episode of Fixer Upper I'd like to watch.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 08, 2019 02:24 PM (KUaJL)

300 That's not my idea of a dungeon. Too light and airy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 02:24 PM (7MRhd)

301 This would have been epic on Trading Spaces.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:23 PM (L3YlV)

well, they did bring that show back with Paige...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 08, 2019 02:24 PM (8D42x)

302
We need someone to post about how they would like to make their sex dungeon more efficient.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 08, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

Get a Six Sigma consultant in there to work out the process flows ... and things will become even more hackneyed and awkward than they already are.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 02:25 PM (pNxlR)

303 This would have been epic on Trading Spaces.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:23 PM (L3YlV)

well, they did bring that show back with Paige...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 08, 2019 02:24 PM

Hmmmm

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:25 PM (L3YlV)

304 This would have been epic on Trading Spaces.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Especially with the blonde and the redhead chick. With our luck, we'd get that jerk Doug, and the crazy broad who stapled feathers on the bathroom walls.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 08, 2019 02:25 PM (e1q4h)

305 I'm seeing a lot of sweat equity.

Posted by: Miklos, with honest appraisal at February 08, 2019 02:26 PM (zCyNd)

306 It's so damn clean and bright. I can't get over that. And the complete lack of any furniture outside of a pool table and sex furniture.

Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 02:26 PM (PeJCI)

307 300 That's not my idea of a dungeon. Too light and airy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 02:24 PM (7MRhd)

yeah, I imagine I'd find so much light oppressive
rather a mood killer imos

maybe it's a studio for photography or p rn

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 02:26 PM (BJlbN)

308 I'm seeing a lot of sweat equity.

Some isn't sweat. Eeewwww....

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:26 PM (LLwAy)

309 I like the Eldorado in the Rolling Stones video, and the Mercury Cougar at about 4:25. The cars in 1972 might not have been very efficient by today's standards, or safe.

But God, they were good-looking.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 02:26 PM (7MRhd)

310 Especially with the blonde and the redhead chick. With our luck, we'd get that jerk Doug, and the crazy broad who stapled feathers on the bathroom walls.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 08, 2019 02:25 PM (e1q4h)
---
I'm gonna suggest that Doug might have some experience in this area.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 02:26 PM (kQs4Y)

311 Special financing-HELOC

Posted by: Miklos, with another honest appraisal at February 08, 2019 02:27 PM (zCyNd)

312 305 I'm seeing a lot of sweat equity.
Posted by: Miklos, with honest appraisal at February 08, 2019 02:26 PM (zCyNd)

Among other fluids.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 02:27 PM (RD7QR)

313 That's not my idea of a dungeon. Too light and airy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 02:24 PM (7MRhd)

yeah, I imagine I'd find so much light oppressive
rather a mood killer imos

maybe it's a studio for photography or p rn

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 02:26 PM (BJlbN)

blindfold, the light won't bother you then...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 08, 2019 02:27 PM (8D42x)

314 Nice fung shwei

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 02:27 PM (m45I2)

315 311 Special financing-HELOC
Posted by: Miklos, with another honest appraisal at February 08, 2019 02:27 PM (zCyNd)

More like SQUEALOC.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:27 PM (NWiLs)

316 I'm seeing a lot of sweat equity.

Good thing the market is fluid.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 02:27 PM (LL1Be)

317 750k is too low of a listing price.
Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 02:19 PM (PeJCI)

Probably need to replace the heat pump or upgrade the stocks or something. Hidden expense.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

Reputation can make a house's appeal more selective.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

318 dammit

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 02:28 PM (LL1Be)

319 "Is there a specific word for "attic sex prison"? (Attica! Attica!)

I know somebody here will know."
The word dungeon comes from donjon, the room at the top of the tallest tower. Medieval castles used to store the occasional prisoner in the attic, before the whole underground dungeon thing became popular. So I'd guess it's still just "dungeon".

Posted by: Chuck U Farley at February 08, 2019 02:28 PM (kcdT1)

320 Gender fluid?

Eewww

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:28 PM (LLwAy)

321 "Conveniently close to schools"

FML

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 02:28 PM (e1q4h)

322 Vintage, classic Ace!

Posted by: Dianna at February 08, 2019 02:28 PM (kiM40)

323 Wait, is there a spankatorium? With wheelchair access?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 02:28 PM (kQs4Y)

324 If it was Pelosi's house, she'd list it as "You have to buy it to see what's in it."

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2019 02:28 PM (Z4rgH)

325 Nice fung shwei

*****

or should I say 'fun schwing'?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 02:28 PM (m45I2)

326 So this is where Ramondo comments from

Posted by: Miklos, guessing again at February 08, 2019 02:29 PM (zCyNd)

327 maybe it's a studio for photography or p rn
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 02:26 PM (BJlbN)

It's like she solves puzzles for a living or something

Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 02:29 PM (PeJCI)

328 Muldoon, it just might be called fung schwing!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:29 PM (LLwAy)

329 Flip this housewife

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 02:30 PM (m45I2)

330 Definitely a smoking property

Posted by: Miklos, guessing again, again at February 08, 2019 02:30 PM (zCyNd)

331 "the property taxes and insurance are less than half of what someone pays in IL for a <1000 sq house."

Those numbers were per month, not per year.

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2019 02:30 PM (eAZVt)

332 RIP Albert Finney. I always enjoyed your movies. I really Liked Looker and what's scary is the Technology caught up CGI. I think the movie could do with a reboot using today's tech.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 08, 2019 02:30 PM (HkUcg)

333 Eris, the ramp isn't used for what you think ...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:30 PM (LLwAy)

334 It's like she solves puzzles for a living or something
Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 02:29 PM (PeJCI)

I wish I could call it a living!

and I'm wondering who the previous owners are and where they are moving to

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 02:30 PM (BJlbN)

335 I'm seeing a lot of sweat equity.

Among other fluids.

I bet they'll take a beating in closing.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 02:30 PM (LL1Be)

336 240 237 > You're being rye again, aren't you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM

Let's not get caraway
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 02:05 PM (L3YlV)

Mighty white of you.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM

Paying the rental fee with rancid currency = sour dough.

Sorry, this looks like more of a sticky buns kind of place.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 02:11 PM (0OWcv)

Just a dollah to make you challah.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019
*
*
Somebody will t-wheat about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 02:30 PM (7MRhd)

337 Thanks Chuck U!

Maybe "Tower o' Terror"....

Or "frottage nook".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 02:31 PM (kQs4Y)

338 At least it has a comfy chair for Kristol to sit in while tapper plows his wife.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2019 02:31 PM (dNzKv)

339 The property includes a number of easments and right-of-way

Posted by: Miklos, checking the fine print at February 08, 2019 02:32 PM (zCyNd)

340 I'm so proud . . so proud of where I live right now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 08, 2019 02:32 PM (Rarvo)

341 Good grief.
Our ruling class can't even get dungeons right.
Light and airy? Chic appointments?

It's probably energy efficient and AGW-conscious and hypo-allergenic and vegan.

Where's the beef?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 02:32 PM (Rxduq)

342 326 So this is where Ramondo comments from
Posted by: Miklos, guessing again at February 08, 2019 02:29 PM (zCyNd)

The master sets a keyboard in front of him and puts a pencil in his mouth to tap out comments. Because he hands are...otherwise occupied.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

343 "basement bungalow"

I should have known.

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 02:32 PM (e1q4h)

344 Eh, too stark and modern. I prefer a more cozy and intimate experience. And that harsh lighting flatters nobody.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 02:33 PM (kQs4Y)

345 no nood Friday?

cuz N00d

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 02:33 PM (LL1Be)

346 "basement bungalow"

U speled bunghole rong

Posted by: Miklos, korrekting at February 08, 2019 02:34 PM (zCyNd)

347

The pool comes with its own rape-dolphin

https://nypost.com/video/hapless-tourist-gets-humped-by-frisky-dolphin/

Posted by: imp at February 08, 2019 02:34 PM (w+Z9D)

348 We strongly suggest that the 'wet' bar undergo thorough cleaning

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 02:34 PM (e1q4h)

349 Needs more girth.

Posted by: Appraiser at February 08, 2019 02:34 PM (t6MX/)

350 I'm definitely driving by there later

maybe I'll pretend I want to look at it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 08, 2019 02:35 PM (Rarvo)

351 Also, the term "French Drain" is used here in a non-industry standard sense.

Posted by: Century 21 at February 08, 2019 02:35 PM (e1q4h)

352 Black Orchid, lol

Ask when the next Open House is and snap pictures. Bet they have stripped out the furnishings by now.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:36 PM (LLwAy)

353 Where's the beef?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 02:32 PM (Rxduq)

he shows up later...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 08, 2019 02:36 PM (8D42x)

354 A house for people who have too much money and time on their hands ... and knees.

Posted by: mrp at February 08, 2019 02:36 PM (Pqytn)

355 You want beef,
Will settle for Meatloaf,
And get tofu burgers

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:37 PM (LLwAy)

356 and I'm wondering who the previous owners are and where they are moving to
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 02:30 PM (BJlbN)
+++++++++
The county recorder could tell you who they were...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 02:37 PM (I2dne)

357 Or was this place MWR's little getaway dungeon house?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 02:38 PM (LLwAy)

358 maybe the owners don't even know what's going on. Maybe the professional stagers moved all this stuff in on a lark!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 08, 2019 02:39 PM (kQs4Y)

359 The NY Post is something good from NY people.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/321179/

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Ha ha ha!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 02:46 PM (+y/Ru)

360 Trump administration shut down back page escort site. I would venture to say whoever the madam was had a very high dollar clientele list.. money saver tip I learned watching forensic files. bring a spray bottle of luminol and black light to the closing walk through,, heh heh worth a 50 K discount!! If you bring a rapey kit and start collecting DNA samples then you get the house for 1.27..

Posted by: sOME mORON at February 08, 2019 03:00 PM (ICWiF)

361 I have driven past that house.

sadly, never invited in

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2019 03:01 PM (9qOCq)

362 Big apparatus runs on 120VAC? Can't do much with that... Maybe it's just a reading light.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 08, 2019 03:13 PM (RuIsu)

363 Their estimated monthly payments:
$2,980.00 -principal/interest
$300.00 -insurance
$1,466.00 -property taxes

That's insane.
And probably not that high compared to some East Coast cities.

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With the right clients you could make that in a week.

Posted by: Bob the Odontophilliac at February 08, 2019 03:13 PM (WrMOC)

364 Sorry, but I prefer my sexual deviance in private.

Posted by: socalcon at February 08, 2019 03:19 PM (Roy2Z)

365 Is Ed Buck the owner?

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (uYACk)

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House Listing Promises "50 Shades of Maple Glen," And They're Not Whistling Dixie
Update: Some Pictures Recovered!