Cory Booker, Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, and Kristin Gillibrand -- All Running for President -- All Endorse The Socialist Apocalypse Plan of Alexandria Donkey-Chompers

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The entire Democrat Party is running hard to the left to keep up with this dummy.


And check out the big brain on Alexandria Donkey-Chompers:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:49 PM




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1 Wut?

Posted by: Bosk at February 08, 2019 12:45 PM (9m9TT)

2 A hall of fame of losers.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2019 12:45 PM (xhZSJ)

3 MOAR GIFS AND EMOJIS! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Twitter Account Committee at February 08, 2019 12:46 PM (datdl)

4 She's the gift that keeps on givin' for the GOP.

You go girl! Cow farts ahead!

Posted by: Tami at February 08, 2019 12:46 PM (cF8AT)

5 Alexandria Donkey Chompers

Love it!

Posted by: Bruce at February 08, 2019 12:46 PM (8ikIW)

6 The newly installed leader of the Tide Pod generation takes her first stab at creating public policy, and it goes as well as expected.

Key points of the GND:

1. We, like, don't need oil for anything; so we should, like, you know, get rid of it.

2. We can power the entire country by taking some of those states that no one likes, like WY and OK, and covering them with solar panels & stuff.

3. If we need more energy, we just install more wall sockets & stuff.

4. If we need more money, then we just print more... duuuuuuuh... Do we have to spell it all out for you senile old geezers?

5. Math should be declared a white male social construct, and nobody should be allowed to use it anymore. We're *all* equally smart; so anything that makes some of us feel dumb should be illegal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 12:46 PM (+VZS9)

7 She looks really smart in those glasses. Like Super Smart!

Posted by: Bosk at February 08, 2019 12:46 PM (9m9TT)

8 I PHOTOSHOPPED MORE PIX OF YOU WITH THUG LIFE TATTOOS!!!!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Meme Interns at February 08, 2019 12:46 PM (PbpT7)

9 They're like those cringey parents who try to dress and act like their teen daughter or son.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 12:46 PM (W+vEI)

10 She's a Trump plant tasked with drawing the Dems over the left-most cliff in sight.

Posted by: vrf at February 08, 2019 12:47 PM (MwaUC)

11 QUIETLY RETWEETING NEVERTRUMPERS ATTACKING TRUMP WITHOUT COMMENT TO OWN THE CONS, but don't tell anyone!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Twitter Account Committee at February 08, 2019 12:47 PM (datdl)

12 People keep saying she's attractive. I suppose she might be okay-looking, if she ever stopped scraping her hair back like a schoolmarm (which she could never be).

Of course, compared to most of the other Dems, she's Bardot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 12:47 PM (7MRhd)

13 Didn't that ....[iI]thing get taken down? Or was that another horrible plan?

Man, I hate having to work at work. I get news-stuff all out of order-- usually I see the backlash or the walkback before the original gaffe or whatever.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2019 12:48 PM (84QUd)

14 >>>5 Alexandria Donkey Chompers

Love it!
Posted by: Bruce

thanks, i'm hoping people like this and it catches on.

it was suggested by commenters, who were calling nancy pelosi Sloppy Choppers and someone who said "Hee-Haw, Hee Haw" about Alexandria Donkey-Chompers.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2019 12:48 PM (PbpT7)

15 And who will dare ask the would-be presidents if they are OK with no more cows, no more planes, and oh yeah, retrofitting or replacing every building in the US?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 12:48 PM (W+vEI)

16 These people run the country, too.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2019 12:48 PM (AB9tT)

17 oh crap did I just avoid the Barrel or is it right behind me?

i'm afraid to look

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2019 12:48 PM (84QUd)

18 I'm just here to see what Ace calls her next.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 08, 2019 12:49 PM (he1Vx)

19 massive.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 08, 2019 12:49 PM (Pg+x7)

20 It can't be just me: I don't want to see her face or hear her voice.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 12:49 PM (xRJkg)

21 Somebody better save the plan because when more people react against it it will go down the memory hole.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 12:50 PM (AllCR)

22 This is the one where they ban poor rural blacks from driving cars to and from jobs and schools, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 12:50 PM (xyung)

23 9 They're like those cringey parents who try to dress and act like their teen daughter or son.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 12:46 PM (W+vEI)

I mean I thought by co-sponsoring this crazy thing I was gonna get a chance to shoot my shot, but, uhh...

Posted by: Ed Markey at February 08, 2019 12:50 PM (wx6iv)

24 It's almost like they're paving the way for 'moderate and not insane' Biden in 2020.

Sadly, the left seems to have re-discovered his kind words for George Wallace and segregation. SAD FACE EMOJI

Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2019 12:50 PM (datdl)

25 AOC sounds like a not particularly bright high school student who read some political threads on Reddit and decided she has all the answers now if you'll just listen to her big ideas
Im an adult!! I have ideas!!!

Posted by: brak at February 08, 2019 12:50 PM (XkXuQ)

26 Alexandria Donkey Chompers:

We'll be trashed for picking on someone's appearance, especially for picking on a woman's appearance.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 12:50 PM (xRJkg)

27 And who will dare ask the would-be presidents if they are OK with no more cows, no more planes, and oh yeah, retrofitting or replacing every building in the US?
Posted by: Lizzy

Ain't coming out of my pocket, no problemo.

...Class of 2020...

Posted by: Bruce at February 08, 2019 12:50 PM (8ikIW)

28 I feel like a guy in a movie who thinks he escaped certain death but the audience sees an angle with both me and whatever is totally gonna kill me and are either cheering or gasping.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2019 12:51 PM (84QUd)

29 Republicans should make 2020 all about the "Green Deal".

Maybe a few of these suburban housewives will be scared their cushy lifestyle takes a hit.

Seriously, watch a liberal woman "committed" to doing something about climate change put on a sweater instead of turning up the thermostat.

Posted by: Blago at February 08, 2019 12:51 PM (UfkIY)

30 Add Bernie and Beto and you have the Commie lane for the D nomination

It overlaps was with the Aggrieved Lane of minorities. Women are a minority Because

Biden currently dominates the non Commie Lane and might get the nomination if the rest of the field splits like the vote

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2019 12:51 PM (2W5DQ)

31 26 AOC sounds like a not particularly bright high school student
Posted by: brak at February 08, 2019 12:50 PM (XkXuQ)

High school or junior high school?

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 12:51 PM (xRJkg)

32 We laugh, because this is stupid and she's an idiot.

The people who vote for her don't see it that way. They've been brought up with Play-Doh ideas that are just "there" and they will vote for idiots like this.

And the idiots are increasing in number.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2019 12:51 PM (AB9tT)

33 Has Anybody heard to the Doctor here in Columbus Ohio that was killing patients that were terminal? He's killed over 25 and they keep finding more people he's killed. He was using Fentanyl to kill them.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 08, 2019 12:52 PM (HkUcg)

34 This can't be real. Her "plan" is like a parody of a brainless socialist "utopia" fantasy that reveals itself as completely impossible and (at the same time) totally fascistic in its effect. AND YET, the top Democrats leaders are endorsing it!

Are we sure they're not being punked? Because there's now ay this is her ACTUAL plan. It's beyond juvenile, beyond ludicrous.

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2019 12:52 PM (c+2jX)

35 21 It can't be just me: I don't want to see her face or hear her voice.
Posted by: m at February 08, 2019

*
*
I heard her on Hannity yesterday. She was, like, so cool, yanno?

Seriously, she sounds about 17, not 28 or whatever she says she is.

The scary thing, of course, is that the uninformed young voters in this country may very well believe what she says (because they haven't been taught any real history or economics), and the welfare/Section 8/SNAP drones will happily and stupidly vote the way she suggests. If her own party doesn't slap her down, her demagoguery could be dangerous.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 12:52 PM (7MRhd)

36 @19, I'm really liking Breakfast Evita.

Posted by: sunny-dee at February 08, 2019 12:52 PM (QAOZh)

37 I'm running a train from here all the way to Hawaii!

Get on line and climb aboard, everybody!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocrazyass-Sexytalk at February 08, 2019 12:53 PM (DuAZ5)

38 >> People keep saying she's attractive.


She's like the ideal multi-cultural millennial, exactly what you see in the advertising, entertainment, etc.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaejhpvd

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 12:53 PM (W+vEI)

39 now ay = no way

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2019 12:53 PM (c+2jX)

40 The Hard Left Democrat Party.

Posted by: Calvin C. at February 08, 2019 12:53 PM (eAZVt)

41 This is the frightening thing about the GND -- not that it's being proposed by the democrats shiny, new retard, but that it's receiving accolades and support (and the ensuing credibility) from high-visibility, long-serving dems.

Posted by: red speck at February 08, 2019 12:53 PM (6Krd7)

42 Damn them!

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2019 12:53 PM (eAZVt)

43 11 She's a Trump plant tasked with drawing the Dems over the left-most cliff in sight.

Posted by: vrf at February 08, 2019 12:47 PM (MwaUC)

Nancy Pelosi's "plan" to humiliate her sure is going well. About as well as trying to shame Trump.

Posted by: trev006 at February 08, 2019 12:53 PM (81uw/)

44 I told you guys that giving this broad so much attention was going to get her elected president one day.

Looks like she's well on her way - as soon as she's old enough she'll be elected, guaranteed.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 08, 2019 12:54 PM (kI/3T)

45 Fuck being green. I've had the ac cranked this week because it's hot here. In winter. In February.

Posted by: NCKate at February 08, 2019 12:54 PM (JyTrc)

46 Get on line and climb aboard, everybody!

I say, that may not be advisable.

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at February 08, 2019 12:54 PM (84QUd)

47 What a buncha idjits.

Posted by: Lemmings at February 08, 2019 12:54 PM (TpAxy)

48 I'm just here to see what Ace calls her next.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 08, 2019 12:49 PM (he1Vx)

Pretty much worth the price of admission by itself.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2019 12:54 PM (IqOTP)

49 She's a Trump plant tasked with drawing the Dems over the left-most cliff in sight.

Posted by: vrf at February 08, 2019 12:47 PM (MwaUC)


I am trending this way also.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 12:54 PM (hLRSq)

50 Alexandria Donkey Chompers

Love it!
Posted by: Bruce at February 08, 2019 12:46 PM (8ikIW)

I thought Alexandria Obviously-Braindead would catch on, but it just confirms i'm way funnier in my head than in reality.

Also, no NOOD peeps???

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 12:55 PM (YTwfq)

51 Has Anybody heard to the Doctor here in Columbus Ohio that was killing patients that were terminal? He's killed over 25 and they keep finding more people he's killed. He was using Fentanyl to kill them.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at
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Yeah, the Mt. Carmel Hosp system is getting ass kicked (legally). I think there has been another 10-20 fired that were determined to be liable by the system.

The legal system is just getting started with them.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2019 12:55 PM (xhZSJ)

52 26 AOC sounds like a not particularly bright high school student who read some political threads on Reddit and decided she has all the answers now if you'll just listen to her big ideas
Im an adult!! I have ideas!!!
Posted by: brak at February 08, 2019 12:50 PM (XkXuQ)


The worst part about being a university faculty member is having to listen to C students pontificate on how to solve all problems. Except chemistry problems, on solving which they'd evinced little ability at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 12:55 PM (+VZS9)

53 Trump will be all over this if any of them become the nominee. "They'll ban air travel! You'll only have enough water rations to bathe once a week!" And watch these Dems try to call Trump a liar WHILE assuring their increasingly radical, violent, and dangerous base that, "Yes, we'll deliver on everything we promise."

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 08, 2019 12:55 PM (ju9gW)

54 ... one point in the plan is to abolish monopolies (like standard oil? some of their references sound like 100 year old rhetoric). except there will be only one monopoly - government. they don't mention that

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 08, 2019 12:55 PM (Pg+x7)

55 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2019 12:55 PM (1XAal)

56 So they think they can get socialism by cloaking it in environmentalism. Seems like the best tactic for them.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 12:56 PM (RD7QR)

57 Idiocracy is becoming a documentary.

Posted by: red speck at February 08, 2019 12:56 PM (6Krd7)

58 This is the one where they ban poor rural blacks from driving cars to and from jobs and schools, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 12:50 PM

Stacey Abrams's dad could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 12:56 PM (zmIJL)

59 So who wants a new high speed rail line installed next to their house?


??

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2019 12:56 PM (1XAal)

60 I prefer to call her She Guevera.

If someone hasn't already done it, the requisite T shirt needs to be printed.

I also prefer the same conclusion for her as Che, but don't want to be accused of inciting violence.

Even as she and hers plot to do extreme violence to us in our millions.

Won't work out the way she thinks, I think.

So endeth Che.

So might endeth She.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2019 12:56 PM (QzJWU)

61 Add Klobuchar too.

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 12:56 PM (MAstk)

62 Also endorsing the New Green Deal; Tom Nichols and Jen Rubin. They had a cute little Twitter flirt exchange yesterday about getting using AOC's insane plan to get the plebs off the airlines so they can fly in luxury and comfort.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2019 12:57 PM (datdl)

63 How is it that RBG can show up, all "glam", at her daughter's social event, but not show up for work?

As you say, pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Smilin jack at February 08, 2019 12:57 PM (yDxHh)

64 I prefer to call her She Guevera.

If someone hasn't already done it, the requisite T shirt needs to be printed.



Nina Pinata.

For obvious reasons.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 12:57 PM (eDmrZ)

65 42 This is the frightening thing about the GND -- not that it's being proposed by the democrats shiny, new retard, but that it's receiving accolades and support (and the ensuing credibility) from high-visibility, long-serving dems.


Why frightening? It seems to me that we're seeing the biggest unforced error in the history of modern politics. This will bite them, and hard.

Posted by: Lemmings at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (TpAxy)

66 38 >> She's like the ideal multi-cultural millennial, exactly what you see in the advertising, entertainment, etc.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaejhpvd
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 12:53 PM (W+vEI)

Ewww.
You're a culture maven, Lizzy! Thanks for doing the legwork there!

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (xRJkg)

67 I like donkey chompers, but breakfast club evita is my favorite so far.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (gC2IV)

68 Yeah, the Mt. Carmel Hosp system is getting ass kicked (legally). I think there has been another 10-20 fired that were determined to be liable by the system.

The legal system is just getting started with them.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2019 12:55 PM (xhZSJ)

I was wondering, rumors are flying that the Dr might walk, because a little know law that protects Dr when they make decisions when the patient is at the end of life.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (HkUcg)

69 How are they going to eminent domain all the land required to connect all the major cities in USA?

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (1XAal)

70 So they think they can get socialism by cloaking it in environmentalism. Seems like the best tactic for them.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 12:56 PM

They've been doing that since forever. The environmental lobby has always been an anti-capitalist cudgel. It's why "greens" are often called watermelons; green on the outside, red on the inside.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (ju9gW)

71 54 ... one point in the plan is to abolish monopolies (like standard oil? some of their references sound like 100 year old rhetoric). except there will be only one monopoly - government. they don't mention that
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 08, 2019 12:55 PM (Pg+x7)


Similarly, they're against corporations, little realizing that the government is itself a corporation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (+VZS9)

72 re:
She
is like a little kid drawing her fantasy treehouse. "Here's the
helicopter landing pad and here's the chocolate fountain and here's the
barn where I keep my little pony named Starrr!!

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (LL1Be)

73 ... they also don't mention enforcement (for some reason):

- a national police force

- g.n.d. cadres placed in every neighborhood and office to monitor compliance and to encourage enthusiasm.

- special courts and "learning centers" to send recalcitrant citizens.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (Pg+x7)

74 The new Politburo. Time for a divorce America.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 08, 2019 12:59 PM (AjNMO)

75 Breakfast Club Evita is pure genius.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 12:59 PM (d7Ww2)

76 That voice...Those teeth...The MIND.

Not marriage material.

Posted by: nip at February 08, 2019 12:59 PM (DfGpI)

77 #SandyFromTheSuburbs

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 08, 2019 12:59 PM (ATMED)

78 All Left's base are belong to Fish-Goggle.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 12:59 PM (Bdeb0)

79 Hey!! donkeys are peopel too!!!

Posted by: Alex Occasional Vortexs at February 08, 2019 12:59 PM (xqfqx)

80 AOC's plan, original draft:

"1. Everybody gets a unicorn!
2. Because of this, dragons will be rendered unnecessary. Anybody caught with a dragon will be terminated."

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2019 12:59 PM (c+2jX)

81 My plan will not in any way starve the Ukranians.

Of course we're going to have to starve the Ukranians.

Posted by: AOC at February 08, 2019 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

82 Beer goggles!

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2019 12:59 PM (1XAal)

83 Top liberal strategist worried about Dems embracing socialism for 2020.



https://tinyurl.com/y84okm7c

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (MAstk)

84 67 I like donkey chompers, but breakfast club evita is my favorite so far.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019

*
*
A while ago, somebody here called her Westchester Evita.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (7MRhd)

85 I'm not buying a new dam furnace to satisfy Crazy Eyes.
But my nieces and nephews are dumb enough to not understand the cost of making everyone in the country replace their dam furnaces. Then there is changing over the way that we are generating electricity in many places. Then there is changing over almost the entire auto industry. Then there is the cost to businesses and factories.

Even if new jobs are created to accomplish some of this, there would be catastrophic economic upheaval in many areas, and many of the younger people are too dumb to see it.

And of course the financial cost of all of this won't be covered by taxing the rich if many of the wealthiest people decide to move to Costa Rica.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (+lVUW)

86 Ace-refreshing the site with a new picture very few minutes, huh? LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (AllCR)

87 HEE HAW!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (39g3+)

88 SOMEONE needs a Farrier!

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (flINI)

89 Steam power!
Everybody used to get around on steam power before we relied on fossil fuels. Steam powered ships! Steam powered trains! And steam is just... steam! It's like, totally clean!

Posted by: Alexandria "sooper jeenyus" Occidental-Cortez at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (sLicW)

90 I'm staying to suspect that the young lady may not be the sharpest bowling ball in the return chute.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (IqOTP)

91 Babylon Bee Strikes Again...

https://babylonbee.com/news/green-new-deal-promises-energy-efficient-gulags-in-every-neighborhood

Posted by: red speck at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (6Krd7)

92 >>So who wants a new high speed rail line installed next to their house?


House? You think you'll still own a house?
A lot of this is no doubt predicated on other changes that have not yet been specified.

If we've all been moved into high-rise micro-housing we won't have much use for cars, and train travel will be dictated by those who feel they know where we should and shouldn't want to go (hint: not outside the cities). As for plane travel, maybe the assumption is that we won't be able to afford it, or that we should vacation locally to enrich local businesses, etc..

The big picture is: we will control every aspect of your life to save the planet; the details can be hashed out later.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (W+vEI)

93 Apple.

Chain-link fence.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 01:01 PM (LL1Be)

94 ... they also don't mention enforcement (for some reason):



- a national police force



- g.n.d. cadres placed in every neighborhood and office to monitor compliance and to encourage enthusiasm.



- special courts and "learning centers" to send recalcitrant citizens.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (Pg+x7)

---
there will be a whole bunch of loose brass in the streets to recycle as well.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 08, 2019 01:01 PM (ATMED)

95 How are they going to eminent domain all the land required to connect all the major cities in USA?

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM

Because private property is theft you bourgeois pig, and if you don't like it I have a wall you can stand next to!

Posted by: The Modern Democrat Party at February 08, 2019 01:01 PM (ju9gW)

96 I'm glad they endorsed it. Really helps in 2020

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2019 01:01 PM (sw7AG)

97 She
is like a little kid drawing her fantasy treehouse. "Here's the helicopter landing pad and here's the chocolate fountain and here's the barn where I keep my little pony named Starrr!!

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (LL1Be)

LMAO!

Posted by: Tami at February 08, 2019 01:01 PM (cF8AT)

98 Their plan is always to push so far left crazy so that when the gop compromises and works with them they move the needle. Baby steps

Posted by: Arti at February 08, 2019 01:01 PM (lH6/c)

99 I'm smart. Not like everybody says... like dumb. I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: FredoOC at February 08, 2019 01:01 PM (WidQN)

100 Also, Donkey Chompers is racially insensitive.

It should be Alexandria Burro-Dientes.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2019 01:01 PM (datdl)

101 Didn't she have the ultimate Broken Windows program in there too -
Tear down all buildings and rebuild with green tech?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 01:01 PM (1g7ch)

102 Who is that horse toothed jackass?

Posted by: Gary Delabotte at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (wYDO+)

103 Old and busted: Big Dig.
New Hotness: Green Deal.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (Bdeb0)

104 Is Wilbur to the left side of picture of OAC?

Posted by: Brian Stetler at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (pw+jk)

105 I'd like to see HER transcript. How did she get a degree in economics, or do I not want to know?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (+VZS9)

106 48 I'm just here to see what Ace calls her next.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 08, 2019 12:49 PM (he1Vx)

Pretty much worth the price of admission by itself.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2019 12:54 PM (IqOTP)

But the price of admission is *MMMMF*

Apologies, but the maker of this comment has been sacked. Please return to your regularly scheduled viewing.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (NWiLs)

107 60 I prefer to call her She Guevera.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim


Genius! I heartily approve.

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (c+2jX)

108 The thing is, this isn't even Euro-socialism, they don't go this far. This is just a bunch of retarded crap people come up around the bong in the dorm, its imbecilic. Its like a list of we dream ideas: abolish the electoral college! Fix all buildings! Ban cars! Ban meat eating! We'll create utopia!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (39g3+)

109 A unicorn in every pot!

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (J+mig)

110 We joke, but these people have a plan. No cars, no jobs, no transportation means we will need single payer and a base level of income paid out to everyone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (xyung)

111 #hallOfLame

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (I2dne)

112 96 I'm glad they endorsed it. Really helps in 2020

..

Yup.

But the RNC needs to start running national ads on this NOW.

Define them now.

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (MAstk)

113 Now she just needs Shrek for her 2024 running mate.

Jerrold Nadler?

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (UnA8+)

114 AOC exposes the bag of cats intellectual underpinnings of the democrat party

Posted by: IanDeal at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (4zQrR)

115 When I see AOC she always looks like a stock photo.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (jUVms)

116 Someone skilled at such things; do a video of AOC with Eddie Murphy's donkey voice.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (datdl)

117 oy, she could be the donkey in shrek...

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (a0IVu)

118 Because private property is theft you bourgeois pig, and if you don't like it I have a wall you can stand next to!

Right but yesterday shit for brains said that the land belongs to the Hispanics cause they are related to the Injuns and therefor they own the land because the White man stole it and we need to open the borders, like, now or something...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (O2RFr)

119 Why frightening? It seems to me that we're seeing the biggest unforced error in the history of modern politics. This will bite them, and hard.
Posted by: Lemmings at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM (TpAxy)

The GOP will do NOTHING to capitalize on this.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (YTwfq)

120 Where do you begin?

Warren, "If you want clean air and clean water..."

Seriously? How clean does she want the air? Having lived for quite some time, let me tell you: our air is CLEAN. Except in LA, of course, because that's LA. Everyone drives ultra clean cars, solar everything, and they still have too much smog and not enough water. A real Gordian Knot, that one.

It's not how CLEAN our water is, Chief, it's the OVER-USE of it that's the problem. Maybe you should discuss that? The West is going dry, and those aquifers are ancient and not going to come back.

But keep pretending that the Monongahela is going to catch fire again... it ain't. People drink water from the Great Lakes, with no worries.

Grow up, Chief Forked Tongue

Posted by: RobM1981 at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (nq1fY)

121 She wants to get rid of billionaires?

Start with Soros, then move on to Steyer, then Bloomberg ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (+VZS9)

122 I told you she only ran for congress for the dental plan.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:04 PM (v0R5T)

123 She is like a little kid drawing her fantasy treehouse. "Here's the helicopter landing pad and here's the chocolate fountain and here's the barn where I keep my little pony named Starrr!!

Exactly, its an idiot fantasy, its the stuff only someone who is completely foolish and stupid would even consider promoting, and apparently people pointed that out because it was pulled from her website.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:04 PM (39g3+)

124 I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!

Posted by: AOC at February 08, 2019 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

125 114 AOC exposes the bag of cats intellectual underpinnings of the democrat party
Posted by: IanDeal at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (4zQrR)

Fairly certain my cat is smarter than them.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at February 08, 2019 01:04 PM (J+mig)

126 Then there is changing over almost the entire auto industry. Then there is the cost to businesses and factories.

Posted by: nerdygirl



And all the toxic materials to make the batteries. Then dispose of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 01:04 PM (eDmrZ)

127
The picture needs a feed bag

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 01:04 PM (TAmPV)

128 How about a pic of AOC next to or superimposed on the donkey character from "Shrek"?

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 08, 2019 01:04 PM (XXNQ+)

129 And if everything in the universe ends up costing less, it'll only cost $16-trillion!!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 01:04 PM (Evws/)

130 lmao!! Donkey Chompers!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2019 01:04 PM (kG5hP)

131 I'd like to see HER transcript. How did she get a degree in economics, or do I not want to know?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (+VZS9)

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I'm told she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 08, 2019 01:04 PM (flINI)

132 116 Someone skilled at such things; do a video of AOC with Eddie Murphy's donkey voice.
Posted by: El Kabong at February 08, 2019

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"We'll stay up all night, swappin' manly stories . . . and in the mornin', I'm makin' WAFFLES!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (7MRhd)

133 What a moke. How appropriate Chompers is the Democrats new scion. She's the Imbecile Queen.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (VpIIl)

134 She looks like a biter.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

135 29 Republicans should make 2020 all about the "Green Deal".

Maybe a few of these suburban housewives will be scared their cushy lifestyle takes a hit.

Seriously, watch a liberal woman "committed" to doing something about climate change put on a sweater instead of turning up the thermostat.
Posted by: Blago

If Dems win the next election, my advice is buy shares in washboards, or rocks by the river.

I've even got a slogan for them:

"Washboards! Not just for Zyceco anymore."

They won't need zumba classes after three hours a day of working those things.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (kfcYC)

136 once the high speed rail in CA is complete, the next 5 year plan will include the underwater tube trains to Hawaii ... which will be awesome.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (Cus5s)

137 The Deimoscr@p Party et al really should move to Caracas to enjoy Socialism in full rotted bloom.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (LLwAy)

138 What's really bothering me about this mess is that the U.S. public has been dumbed down to the point where they'd vote for these idiot. McCarthy lost bigtime back in the day. Now, he'd have a chance. And worse, AOC's complete package may be a nonstarter, but it doesn't mean that a sizeable fraction of that crap won't still get pushed down our collective throats...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (7s3Gx)

139 Breakfast Club Evita

I'll vote for that. And google picks up countless stills where Eva Peron is gesticulating in this same actressy overbearing way that Breakfast Club Evita does.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (xRJkg)

140 where's willow?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)

141 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (IXZGh)

142 Zombie Karl Marx is shaking his shaggy head and saying, "Dayum, that bitch is crazy!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (+VZS9)

143 As I mentioned in the last thread this was hilarious yesterday, and today it's kind of scary.

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (q177U)

144 Warren, "If you want clean air and clean water..."

This is one of those old hippie things that does not connect with people. Every time someone brings that up people go "huh??" because the water and air IS clean. She's fighting 60-year-old battles, utterly out of touch with the rest of her party and the country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (39g3+)

145 123 Exactly, its an idiot fantasy, its the stuff only someone who is completely foolish and stupid would even consider promoting, and apparently people pointed that out because it was pulled from her website.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:04 PM (39g3+)

And yet I've seen a ton of people from 25-36 on Twitter squeezing over how it's the greatest thing ever and anybody who doesn't want to ban everything is a racist.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (UnA8+)

146 While I do like the pejorative, "Alexandria Donkey-Chompers," I really really REALLY like "Breakfast Club Evita."

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (XOi3t)

147 117 oy, she could be the donkey in shrek...

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (a0IVu)

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Aarrgh! Beat me by a minute!

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (XXNQ+)

148 AOC May be less Indian the Elizabeth Warren ...

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (1XAal)

149 That is truly a mouth that could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (ffYR/)

150 Realistically, they ALL know - except the kid, who ought to be committed to an insane asylum for coming up with it, since it's LITERALLY crazy - that the plan is completely ridiculous.

They just all climb on board with the new bright shiny object that's got their socialist base hypnotized right now. It's a bit like when the Republicans repeatedly voted to repeal ObamaCare - when they knew it would never become law. After they knew it would be signed into law? Not so much.

Don't get me wrong! They're True Believers, in both socialism and it's faux-religion of Global Warming. So if they got into power you would likely see ANOTHER major and disastrous step towards full-out socialism - an Obama 2.0.

But NONE of them are really going to come CLOSE to eliminating all fossil fuel (although Big Coal could be back in the crosshairs). Outlawing PLANES? Don't make me laugh. Outlawing COWS? Uh Uh.

You have to remember - and this should be easy - above all else, THEY'RE LIARS.

Posted by: Optimizer at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (hOOi9)

151 Trump's popularity ceiling is about 45-48%, which is not 50.1%, and gives him a problem during the election, regarding carrying states and the electoral votes.

If you recall Bubba "horndog" Clinton, never got +50% of the popular vote in either 1992 or 1996. Thank you, Ross Perot!

Well, the point is, that Trump NEEDS a stupid Left-wing Third party scrunt to run for President in 2020 to draw off 3-4% of the Democrud vote, to guarantee his majority in all the states that supplied electoral votes to him in 2016.

What our clever coding Pundit class doesn't talk about is how easy it might be to fracture the Democrats, and get one of these dummies to run Independent, Third Party in 2020.
Tom Steyer, make it so!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (vcOmj)

152 I'll say it again: Trump is blessed with the quality of his enemies.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (Gs5TH)

153 This is the fight for who controls the Democrat party.

And yes, Trump can use this to break them.

The ONLY thing the Dems had going for them was voting in lock step for the last 20 or so years. When that changes, their power greatly diminishes.

Posted by: Don Q at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

154 Further proof that stupid plus crazy does not equal harmless.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (DEtB+)

155 The GOP will start making statements about not wanting to let the the perfect be the enemy of the good in the arc of history something something before they agree to this in exchange for the (D)s reaching across the aisle and agreeing to a new union, blanket amnesty, a Dr. Pepper machine in the Senate hallway, and $3.72 for the border wall after - and only after - Trump leaves.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (xyung)

156 Please people, Don't be stupid. There is no way anyone is able to build a bridge to Hawaii. Ain't gonna happen. The plan is to put train tracks on pontoons and have trained dolphins pull the high speed train pontoon craft from the mainland to Hawaii.

Posted by: AOC at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (vI+F1)

157 OF COURSE they do. It's because they're communists, pure and simple.

There would never be such a hijacking of a nations economy ever seen to match it, were it actually to come true. And MILLIONS would die from it. And they don't care.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (IXZGh)

158 Hey, give her a chance you guys!

Her plan only requires that we tear down and rebuild all 137 million buildings in the US in the next 10 years.

That's only 30,000 per day.

We Can Do It!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (BfOXk)

159 AOC wants to ban jet travel yet represents part of Queens in which are located JFK, LGA and Jet Blue headquarters. How fucking stupid must her constituents be?

Posted by: mr tmz at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (m/Gc2)

160 91 Babylon Bee Strikes Again...

https://babylonbee.com/news/green-new-deal-promises-energy-efficient-gulags-in-every-neighborhood
Posted by: red speck at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (6Krd7)

Good on 'em!

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (xRJkg)

161 149 That is truly a mouth that could eat an apple through a chain link fence.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


*claps

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (d7Ww2)

162 134 She looks like a biter.
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019

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Leave me out of this.

Posted by: F. Dolarhyde (The Tooth Fairy) at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (7MRhd)

163 Alexandria Donkey Chompers, ha! Oh, she finally explained how this would all be paid for. It's simple really. All the government has to do is release the investments! That's it! Genius!

Posted by: Marmo at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (fq72/)

164 Damn, she's got some big teeth!

Posted by: Gary Busey at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (gC2IV)

Posted by: Jenna Gwynne-Moonshayde at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (Ey4tF)

166 >> People keep saying she's attractive.
........

I guess, if you're a sick mule or just out of prison.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

167 Top liberal strategist worried about Dems embracing socialism for 2020.







https://tinyurl.com/y84okm7c

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:00 PM (MAstk)

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The Trump affect.Go long on popcorn and pudding futures.



Posted by: dananjcon at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (xqfqx)

168
She is not the least bit attractive to me.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (jYje5)

169 The good news: the 2020 Dem primaries are going to be a shit show, and these socialists have a good chance of winning the Dem nomination. Thankfully, the country isn't QUITE ready for full regard yet.

The bad news: I don't know if I can survive another 5 years of constant schadenboner. Also, we probably won't have anything as great as blackface controversy within the Dems running for president.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (V/f/L)

170 Ace - that was rough man. Hitting refresh and seeing THAT. My God.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (Wy/9t)

171 147 117 oy, she could be the donkey in shrek...

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (a0IVu)

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Aarrgh! Beat me by a minute!
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (XXNQ+)

and her plan has... layers...

Posted by: Don Q at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

172 not joking, that clip was the first time I have heard her talk. I didn't realize she was such a nerd.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (n13/j)

173 That is a face from my nightmares!

Posted by: Surfperch at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (QSdIk)

174 If Dr. Tyson had imposing choppers like that, Fairfax would be Virginia governor right now.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (kfcYC)

175 Seriously, the shit s getting out of hand and not many repubs are fighting back.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (pw+jk)

176 where's willow?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)

It wasn't my turn to watch her, was it?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (IqOTP)

177 Sure. Let's throw all those economic numbers out the window.

Let's all huddle in the dark, and hope the mule train brings us supplies before we have to eat little Jimmy.

While the rest of the world flies over our heads, laughing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (fTQ1B)

178 Nice tidbit from reading the FAQ's of the GND yesterday.

92% Democrats support
64% Republicans support

Then on the very next page...
No one has put the whole 10-year plan together.

Posted by: Deep Moron at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (aEyji)

179 And yet I've seen a ton of people from 25-36 on Twitter squeezing over how it's the greatest thing ever and anybody who doesn't want to ban everything is a racist.

Yeah, but here's the thing. At least some of those retweet and cheering accounts are fake. And even if they were not, let's say you saw 50 or 100 different people say "WOW THIS IS GREAT!"

That's like .00001% of the population.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (39g3+)

180 Warren, "If you want clean air and clean water..."

Well, I don't. So what else you got?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (+VZS9)

181 Has anybody brought up the $100B bullet train boondoggle that Jerry Brown foisted on the state of CA? What is it with liberals and trains?

I need to figure out a way to get a $1B grant to research planets rich with dilithium crystals.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (sLicW)

182 I bet her "sistas" feel left out..

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (O2RFr)

183 >>>And the idiots are increasing in number.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2019 12:51 PM (AB9tT)

You're welcome!

Posted by: Common Core at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (q177U)

184 157 OF COURSE they do. It's because they're communists, pure and simple.

There would never be such a hijacking of a nations economy ever seen to match it, were it actually to come true. And MILLIONS would die from it. And they don't care.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (IXZGh)

Millions dead is a feature to them, not a bug.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (UnA8+)

185 BEZOS CLAIMS BLACKMAIL!
PECKER PIC DRAMA
RICHEST MAN IN PLAY OR PAY
FEDS PROBE
GOV'T BEHIND LEAK OF SEXTS?

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (QkjLD)

186 I think you underestimate the degree to which Democrats support this shit. They strongly support it, which is why these candidates are endorsing it. They are trying to parse their support by saying they are endorsing the general goals, not all the ideas, that's just a dodge, they support all of it and just can't say it.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (VpIIl)

187 This plan is so insane that I honestly can't tell if the thing floating around on twitter about the part of men peeing in jugs and sterilizing it in the sun for 6 hours and then using it to make your coffee is real or parody....

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (/5WQL)

188
and her plan has... layers...
Posted by: Don Q at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

Like a parfait!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

189 That is truly a mouth that could eat an apple through a chain link fence.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (ffYR/)

You could dredge a harbor with that mouth.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (YTwfq)

190 >> I'd like to see HER transcript. How did she get a degree in economics, or do I not want to know?


Better to check the CV of the guy who got her and her fellow newbie Congresswomen elected, and her current chief of staff, Saikat Chakrabarti:

http://tinyurl.com/y77txemz

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (W+vEI)

191 When it comes to the pure genius of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, remember this: never look a gift HORSE in the mouth.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (Z2PYk)

192 154 Further proof that stupid plus crazy does not equal harmless.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (DEtB+)

A wise old samurai once told me you could judge the quality of a man by his enemies.

Donald Trump's definitely doing something right - his list of enemies is a credit to him.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (J+mig)

193
Donkey Chompers!!

And there is fodder for yet another JJ P-shop extravaganza...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (/9p9e)

194 WH communications director slammed the New Green Deal as 'No Planes, Trains, or Automobiles'.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (zmIJL)

195 Breakfast Club Evita?

She ain't no Alley Sheedy or Molly Ringwald...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (LLwAy)

196 I'll say it again: Trump is blessed with the quality of his enemies.
Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 08, 2019 01:06 PM (Gs5TH)


But who comes after Trump to carry the torch?

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (IXZGh)

197 Why do I have a strong feeling that Booker, Harris, Fauxcahontas and Jello-brain won't be the nominee?

Posted by: Surfperch at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (QSdIk)

198 Yikes, that photo.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (xjiRE)

199 (... they use the word "massive" a lot in the plan. i think concocting this over the kitchen table one weekend their idea was to make it so humongous that everyone will be overwhelmed and settle for a handful of significant changes.

ooo - they're so smart! they outwitted all of us!)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (Pg+x7)

200 She is not the least bit attractive to me.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (jYje5)


Seconded.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (+VZS9)

201 188
and her plan has... layers...
Posted by: Don Q at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

Like a parfait!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

More like an Ogre...

Posted by: Don Q at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

202 149 That is truly a mouth that could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

Posted by: Calm Mentor

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LolZ!! I'll be sharing that one with friend and family.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (xqfqx)

203 108 The thing is, this isn't even Euro-socialism, they don't go this far. This is just a bunch of retarded crap people come up around the bong in the dorm, its imbecilic. Its like a list of we dream ideas: abolish the electoral college! Fix all buildings! Ban cars! Ban meat eating! We'll create utopia!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Precisely. The "bong-in-the-dorm-room" image sums it up perfectly.

It's like this plan was designed specifically to appeal to middling sophomores at liberal arts colleges in the Northwest.

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (c+2jX)

204 People keep saying she's attractive...

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 12:47 PM (7MRhd)

All young women who aren't overweight are attractive. That's the best I can see.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (xxAFD)

205 176 where's willow?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)

It wasn't my turn to watch her, was it?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (IqOTP)

*checks live web feed*

Got it covered.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

206 And you get a solar panel, and you get a solar panel, and you get a solar panel....

Alexandria Winfrey

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (YTwfq)

207 First as farce, then as tragedy.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (YOIA1)

208 If AOC wants to go after cow farts, what about human farts? Is she going to force Taco Bell and Chipotle to shut down for contributing to the methane gas problem?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (jxbfJ)

209
We laugh at her, and rightly so, but she and now four of the putative presidential front-runners are all in for this giant Gulag New Deal.

God help us. For real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (/9p9e)

210 Not one of them ever intends to go without meat, or airplanes, or any of it.

These rules would be for us, not ever for them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (talIc)

211 You better hope it's not her on the other side of the glory hole.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

212 195 Breakfast Club Evita?

She ain't no Alley Sheedy or Molly Ringwald...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (LLwAy)

Or even Judd Nelson.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

213 Has anybody brought up the $100B bullet train boondoggle that Jerry Brown foisted on the state of CA? What is it with liberals and trains?


_______

It is a pretty effective way to get us to the camps...

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (flINI)

214 And that voice ... yow. Did she get speech lessons from Blasey Ford?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (+VZS9)

215 Trump's popularity ceiling is about 45-48%, which is not 50.1%, and gives him a problem during the election, regarding carrying states and the electoral votes.

What was his popularity polling in October 2016? (hint: less than 50.1%)

approval rating numbers are not just gamed, they're meaningless. They have no relationship to voting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (39g3+)

216 Yes. Trump can not get a better gift than these people endorsing socialism.

Although I am still ticked he waffles on building the wall, not that I believed he would, but I think it is pretty central to re-election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (r+sAi)

217 where's willow?
Posted by: nurse ratched

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If history is any indication, back in the previous thread.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (xhZSJ)

218 194 WH communications director slammed the New Green Deal as 'No Planes, Trains, or Automobiles'.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (zmIJL)

See!!!! Fake News from the White House!

There will be LOTS of Choo Choo Trains!!!!

Posted by: Lefty Leftoski. at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (NgKpN)

219 95 How are they going to eminent domain all the land required to connect all the major cities in USA?

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM

see also All U.S. Buildings, "Retrofitting"

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (LJzIf)

220 'We're nuts!' isn't a great pitch for a Green New Deal

The 10 Most Insane Requirements Of The Green New Deal

Democrats Need an Ambitious Climate Plan. The Green New Deal Isn't It.

The Energy 202: No 'unanimity' on Green New Deal, says key House Democrat

Despite Few Details And Much Doubt, The Green New Deal Generates Enthusiasm

Ocasio-Cortez's 'Green New Deal' sounds like a green nightmare: Rep. Gaetz

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (QkjLD)

221 Treadmills!!! Treadmills, my friends, are the answer. Yes, sir. You see, we put wheels on the bottom of the treadmills and attach a cantilevered outrigger apparatus such that while you use your treadmill, it is mobile. You can go shopping on your treadmill. You can go to the post office on your treadmill. You can go to work on your treadmill. AND IT'S TOTALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT.

And, if you need to travel long distances, such as Chicago to San Francisco, you can jog on your treadmill. It might take some getting used to, but I assure you this is the answer to the all important clean energy problem.

Bonus: we can manufacture huge treadmills so groups of people can Treadpool.

(the above is more intelligent that what the witless congresswoman from NY is suggesting....I thought I read in that little fairy tale of hers, that trans-Atlantic transportation would be trains build across the ocean...let's see the size of the pylons they use on that little dream)

Posted by: Orson at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (7G4b0)

222 But who comes after Trump to carry the torch?
Posted by: Sponge



I'd say Pence, but he'll just smother the flame. Dang, he's boring.

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (TpAxy)

223 I doubt AOC (or f her followers) could calculate the amperage of a 13 cfl bulb or explain the difference between power, amperage and voltage of a device , even if she had the rather simple equation and list of definitions right in front of her. But she is going to mandate the redesign of our electric grid/energy production. Clueless, smug, naive, arrogant... don't even begin to describe this state of mind. I don't know what you call it.

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (MxEKc)

224 The question will inevitably become... have they gone far enough?

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (RrqtM)

225 Guaranteed income will pass just in time for my retirement. Sucks to be you workers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (yQpMk)

226 I wonder what she thought about the Mayan calendar back in 2012? She probably maxed out her credit cards.

Posted by: windbag at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (wpBlk)

227 Trump could have a field day with whomever winds up being the Dem candidate on 2020 - insist that xe/xer only takes a train to the debate, etc. Force xe/xer to live up to this insanity in the campaign

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (7HtZB)

228 Chompers is icky and dumb. I don't know how anyone is drawn to that, except her supporters, who are more stupid then her. So she's the "smart" one. SHe can actually mix a drink.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (VpIIl)

229 Don't Cry For Me Carbon DiOxide

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (QkjLD)

230 I know everyone will be chompin' at the bits today about this lame brain, but keep in mind this is exactly how the Republicans screwed up and got the income tax amendment passed.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (mpXpK)

231 Has anybody brought up the $100B bullet train boondoggle that Jerry Brown foisted on the state of CA? What is it with liberals and trains?

It's to control the movement of people and services, which is essential to a command economy.

Official on train platform: "Papers, please. Has this trip been authorized by the Party?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (+VZS9)

232 187 This plan is so insane that I honestly can't tell if the thing floating around on twitter about the part of men peeing in jugs and sterilizing it in the sun for 6 hours and then using it to make your coffee is real or parody....
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at February 08, 2019

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I like my coffee strong, but that's just going too far!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (7MRhd)

233 I'd like to ask Miss Googly Eyes if she actually believes mass transit could be constructed in the Indiana cornfields so I could get to the nearest grocery 10 miles away.

Posted by: Aud at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (uBywd)

234 112 But the RNC needs to start running national ads on this NOW.

Define them now.
Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (MAstk)

You could have an ad that starts off with a black screen, maybe burning around the edages, accompanied by an audio of a quiet, mournful "Don't cry for me, Argentina." Then *flash!* a shot of AOC; then fade to black; repeat, repeat. Ending with a zinger line I haven't come up with.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (xRJkg)

235 Over at Insty, they calculate the cost at something like 15 trillion in the next ten years.

And this would be on top of the current trillion dollars deficits (super conservative budget hawk Paul Ryan approved deficits.)

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (TN1P5)

236 We will not make the mistake of repeating Pinochet's weakness and indecision.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

237 AOC is a giant snore.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (Z216Q)

238 People keep saying she's attractive. I suppose she might be okay-looking, if she ever stopped scraping her hair back like a schoolmarm (which she could never be).
Of course, compared to most of the other Dems, she's Bardot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 12:47 PM
~~~~~

And she's got a nose like a B-2.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (NtglE)

239 Dear Secretariat of Energy:

You live carbon-free for a week. Show us all how easy it is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (fTQ1B)

240 Has anybody brought up the $100B bullet train boondoggle that Jerry Brown foisted on the state of CA? What is it with liberals and trains?


You know who else liked trains?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (eDmrZ)

241 All young women who aren't overweight are attractive. That's the best I can see.


Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (xxAFD)


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Pretty much. Even carrying around some extra weight isn't that bad in most cases. If you're young an not at least marginally attractive, you're genuinely unattractive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (xyung)

242 "Washboards! Not just for Zydeco anymore."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn


I'm laughing over here.

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (c+2jX)

243 There is no way that woman could be called attractive. Her face already has "shrew" stamped on it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (AB9tT)

244 207 First as farce, then as tragedy.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (YOIA1)

Tragedy Tomorrow!

Comedy Tonight!

Posted by: Psuedelos, a Slave of the House of Sennix at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (NgKpN)

245 115 When I see AOC she always looks like a stock photo.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (jUVms)

True. I wonder why that is.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (xRJkg)

246 I see gum disease.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

247 Whats less than 12 hours apart? I dont get it.

Posted by: disgusting oration at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (bdbGN)

248 33 Has Anybody heard to the Doctor here in Columbus Ohio that was killing patients that were terminal? He's killed over 25 and they keep finding more people he's killed. He was using Fentanyl to kill them.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


They're currently mainstreaming the killing of almost born babies. It is just a short step to euthanizing the disabled, the aged, and the seriously ill. They're all viewed as a drain on the rest of us. This is what comes from not respecting human life.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (+lVUW)

249 213What is it with liberals and trains?


I didn't run train on any one.

Posted by: VA Lt Gov at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (jxbfJ)

250 Looking at that dentata, would anyone in their right mind order a drink from such a barista?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (LLwAy)

251 She could eat corn-on-the-cob from back-to-front.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (fTQ1B)

252 And your average dem - from a barista to a lawyer in a white-shoe firm - will support this, because it doesn't apply to THEM. It applies to YOU and the other deplorables. No matter their accomplishments or lack thereof, they consider themselves the elite.

Reminds me of the "Walk to Work Day" that was touted some time ago. Someone (probably here) branded it, "YOU Walk to Work Day."

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (XXNQ+)

253 When we say "Imagine no possessions" we're telling YOU to imagine it. Not US, silly.



Posted by: Your Betters at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (talIc)

254 People keep saying she's attractive.



Neck down, knees up. Just the bumpy stuff in the middle.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (eDmrZ)

255 This plan is so insane that I honestly can't tell if the thing floating around on twitter about the part of men pissing in jugs and sterilizing it in the sun for 6 hours and then using it to make your coffee is real or parody....
-----

Urine is already sterile in healthy folks. I haven't tried it, but it would make lousy coffee I'm sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (YOIA1)

256 They know the Green New Deal is ridiculous, it's all about starting the conversation at a place where what they really want to do doesn't sound so absurd compared to "no more planes."

See the gloating here?

https://twitter.com/saikatc

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (W+vEI)

257 Where have I seen glasses like that before?....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (FTlwv)

258 Judd Nelson?

Bwahahaha, what a scruffy nerf-herder he was in that movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (LLwAy)

259 228 Chompers is icky and dumb. I don't know how anyone is drawn to that, except her supporters, who are more stupid then her. So she's the "smart" one. SHe can actually mix a drink.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (VpIIl)

Bar customer: "Let me have a 7 & 7"

Bartender AOC: "Uh, 19?"

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 01:14 PM (7HtZB)

260 You have to remember - and this should be easy - above all else, THEY'RE LIARS.
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This is of course, absolutely true.

So you should no forget, that they pass the laws not to do anything for the environment, but to have the power to control YOU.

If your business is outlawed, we'll will let you buy credits to offset . . . its a protection racket. They can tax, without having to pass a tax. Just institute a carbon credit offset scheme.

Its a fantastic way to pick winners and loser's and credit a huge kickback system.

Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2019 01:14 PM (GSdr+)

261 For the Green New Deal : Agent Orange Cortez

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:14 PM (QkjLD)

262 Maybe we should start to put the RNC on Milk Cartons?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:14 PM (VpIIl)

263 119
The GOP will do NOTHING to capitalize on this.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:03 PM (YTwfq)
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But Trump certainly will.

If any of the senators who co-sponsored this deal is his opponent--- I'm looking at you, Kamala --- he will bludgeon them with it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 01:14 PM (Rxduq)

264 And that voice ... yow. Did she get speech lessons from Blasey Ford?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (+VZS9)

I have yet to hear audio of her gibbering. Immona see how long I can go before I accidentally overhear her on TV or something.

I got really good at muting the JEF every time his big stupid mug showed up on my screen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 08, 2019 01:14 PM (xPJvm)

265 If you did decide to do a parody of AOC and the rest of the dems and their idiot ideas - how would it differ from reality?

Posted by: GregV61 at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (FLpne)

266 We keep running the numbers on powering the CURRENT electrical grid with alternative power sources. But if all appliances and vehicles are switched to electric, the power needs will necessarily be an order of magnitude higher. On a massive scale.

Posted by: Common Core at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (q177U)

267 You people talk like moving our civilization back in time about 1000 years would be a bad thing!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (37IEG)

268 248 - not to mention those who are deemed "dangerous" to the public. Not criminals, of course, but conservatives.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (AB9tT)

269 As I've been studying the Democrat-Left, I've come to believe their model isn't Scandinavia, and it isn't Venezuela, but Peronist Argentina.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (O7MnT)

270 Breakfast Club Evita?

She ain't no Alley Sheedy or Molly Ringwald...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 01:09 PM (LLwAy)

Nicer tits though. For now.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (YTwfq)

271 If it was only that AOC was dumb.

Someone who says the world will end in 12 years unless the USA implements the green tambourine bad deal is much worse than dumb.

She is seriously mentally ill.

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (yqraH)

272 fucking sock

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (q177U)

273 >>What is it with liberals and trains?


Control of your movement.
You can only go to the places the train travels to, when it travels there. So much better that a bunch of unpredictable individuals going all over any time of day or night.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (W+vEI)

274 Alexandria Beaver Lips

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (r+sAi)

275 >>You could have an ad that starts off with a black screen, maybe burning around the edages, Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (xRJkg)

Or a closeup of a sail, gently flapping, then pan out to a becalmed freight ship in perfectly still water.

"America's New Industry, Moving At The Speed Of Green!"

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (Bdeb0)

276 Her schnozz reminds me of some locomotive drawn going at high speed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (LLwAy)

277 60
I prefer to call her She Guevera.



I also prefer the same conclusion for her as Che, but don't want to be accused of inciting violence.


Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2019 12:56 PM (QzJWU)



61
Add Klobuchar too.

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 12:56 PM (MAstk)

____________________________Us Odinists, followers of the Almighty Father and Thor Odinson, finds ravaging Klobuchar before her end distasteful, a cruel and unusual punishment. AOC and Pelosi, maybe, if blindfolded. Kyrsten Sinema, a definite catch, and if she squeals at climax, we may let her live.

Posted by: Odinist at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (G8lfi)

278 Harris, Booker et al. will start walking it back this weekend. They didn't even bother to read it and now the truth is coming out they will back away from it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (kG5hP)

279
All young women who aren't overweight are attractive. That's the best I can see.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (xxAFD)


Her posture is horrible which makes her unattractive. She always looks like she's slumping whether she is standing or sitting.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (TAmPV)

280 Graham wants congress to vote on the NGD.

Yes.

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (MAstk)

281 233 I'd like to ask Miss Googly Eyes if she actually believes mass transit could be constructed in the Indiana cornfields so I could get to the nearest grocery 10 miles away.
Posted by: Aud at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (uBywd)

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect them to die."

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (UnA8+)

282 Well I just got a notice from mt AARP/United Health care supplement F plan that my rates would be going up by 21% starting next month.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (mpXpK)

283 Sandy Crazy-Eyes wants the government picking the companies that should develop her "green" policies.

Maybe somebody should clue her in on how well that worked during the Obama administration. Obama doled out millions to a variety of "green" solar and other companies, and most of them went belly-up, despite all the "free" gov't cash. The only people who benefitted were the FOOS (Friends of Obamas) who just coincidentally happened to own majority-interests in the companies that got all the gov't cash, and the taxpayers, as usual, ended up holding the bag and getting screwed.

Now Crazy-Eyes wants to reproduce this madness on an even bigger scale.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (fqUgw)

284 272 fucking sock
Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (q177U)

Preferred AOSHQ Stylebook terminology is "crusty jerk sock." Carry on.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

285 Urine is already sterile in healthy folks. I haven't tried it, but it would make lousy coffee I'm sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM (YOIA1)
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Mare sweat. Try it, you'll like it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (Hx3Yn)

286 267 You people talk like moving our civilization back in time about 1000 years would be a bad thing!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (37IEG)

So she wants to turn back time to when white Christian men ruled everything?

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (7HtZB)

287 AOC reminds me of what CIA director William Casey said.

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false"

I'm becoming convinced that everything in the MSM is 100% scripted and completely fictional. That goes for most of the internet too. In what sane universe can an Alexandria Occasional-Cortex brain become an elected representative, how deep does the rabbit hole get, is it all a joke?

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (QkjLD)

288 She's got the dentist and hygienist vote

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (/9B7d)

289 I went by my electronic parts house this morning and the owner asked if I was impressed with this stupid bullshit.

As an electronics guy, he understands logical thinking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (fTQ1B)

290 Her mouth is weird.

Posted by: the alien, from Alien at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (WidQN)

291 Why have the Republicans been silent on this garbage? Not even Trump has twatted how fucking devastating and destructive it is.

Nancy made fun of it, but isn't beyond passing shit she hasn't read.

We might be fucked here.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (IXZGh)

292 Would not put my dick anywhere near that mouth.

Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (PeJCI)

293 I am glad to live in a country where I do have clean water and have fresh air along with proximity if I choose to parks and well nature. Such hogwash this whole sham is. Why not go overseas on a slow boat where you see regularly people wearing masks due to pollution. #downwiththissortofstuff

Posted by: jh at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (ny1NG)

294 282 Well I just got a notice from mt AARP/United Health care supplement F plan that my rates would be going up by 21% starting next month.
Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (mpXpK)

More of a supplement FU plan.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

295 I think you underestimate the degree to which Democrats support this shit. They strongly support it, which is why these candidates are endorsing it. They are trying to parse their support by saying they are endorsing the general goals, not all the ideas, that's just a dodge, they support all of it and just can't say it.
Posted by: Marcus T

Indeed. They will break it out, get compromises from so-called "Republicans" on certain issues, and this will inch forward, to get the Government deeper into running your life.
Never underestimate just how dumb people can be, and just how willing some coward in public office is of getting crap from a bunch of mis-informed idiots over doing things.."for the children".

Yes, let's make EVERYONE poorer, shorten life expectancy, make life harder.

That works! For Hugo Chavez, Maduro, Castro, Lenin, Stalin, etc., etc.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (vcOmj)

296 Not one of them ever intends to go without meat, or airplanes, or any of it.

Oh, sure. They'd rebuild their buildings and homes first "planning to get to the rest" but never actually making it. They'd have special accommodations in the law for "critical services" and "special government offices" which included them and their friends as exemptions to all these rules. Orwell wrote all about how it works in Animal Farm.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (39g3+)

297 247 Whats less than 12 hours apart? I dont get it.
Posted by: disgusting oration at February 08, 2019

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Without watching the vids, I think it's highlighting the fact that she said in one interview that her plan did not require a government takeover of everything, and then in another less than a day later, admitted that it did require just that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (7MRhd)

298 But if all appliances and vehicles are switched to electric, the power needs will necessarily be an order of magnitude higher. On a massive scale.

Posted by: Common Core

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The energy needs would be impossible to meet without a massive use of coal.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (sw7AG)

299 And that voice ... yow. Did she get speech lessons from Blasey Ford?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (+VZS9)

I have yet to hear audio of her gibbering. Immona see how long I can go before I accidentally overhear her on TV or something.

I got really good at muting the JEF every time his big stupid mug showed up on my screen.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 08, 2019 01:14 PM (xPJvm)

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Jay is right, she has that same vocal fry as Dr. Beach Friends Little Girl Voice.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (ffYR/)

300 Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2019 01:14 PM (GSdr+)

Note, Democrats voted to build 750 Miles of 'Fence' on the border.

After 13 years, it still has not been done.

But they want to be in charge of everything in the economy, including MY Home?

I think not.

Posted by: Don Q at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (NgKpN)

301 Nicer tits though. For now.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (YTwfq)

_______

Big and bouncy... They'll be foot warmers in 20 years

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (flINI)

302 This plan is so insane that I honestly can't tell if the thing floating around on twitter about the part of men peeing in jugs and sterilizing it in the sun for 6 hours and then using it to make your coffee is real or parody....
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Do you people even comprehend how many weeks I'd have to leave the jug outside to get 6 hours of sun this time of year in Cleveland?

Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (wYDO+)

303 Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (kG5hP)

Booker just compared it to fighting Nazis and going to the moon.

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (MAstk)

304 "What is it with liberals and trains?"

Well, you can't have Death Camps without trains.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (UnA8+)

305 What worse she does that insipid trail off affectation thing with her voice that sounds like a dying weed whacker.
Whats the term for it besides fucking annoying?? Its almost worse than up-talkers, another douchy millenial thing.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (xqfqx)

306
Her mouth is weird.


Posted by: the alien, from Alien at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (WidQN)


Her boobs hang low.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (TAmPV)

307 95 How are they going to eminent domain all the land required to connect all the major cities in USA?

Posted by: Yo! at February 08, 2019 12:58 PM

Because private property is theft you bourgeois pig, and if you don't like it I have a wall you can stand next to!
Posted by: The Modern Democrat Party


You mean all that land that really belongs to Meso-Americans, you white imperialist?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (+lVUW)

308 MOAR GIFS AND EMOJIS! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Twitter Account Committee at February 08, 2019 12:46 PM (datdl)

we're only interested in GIFs of your sister in the shower...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (8D42x)

309 Guaranteed income will pass just in time for my retirement. Sucks to be you workers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 08, 2019 01:11 PM (yQpMk)

Right around the time Social Security goes tits up.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (YTwfq)

310 I'd like to ask Miss Googly Eyes if she actually believes mass transit
could be constructed in the Indiana cornfields so I could get to the
nearest grocery 10 miles away.


There's food in the Indiana cornfields.

Ask her how it's going to get to the cities to feed idiotic morons like her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (fTQ1B)

311
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (QkjLD)

312 306
Her mouth is weird.


Posted by: the alien, from Alien at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (WidQN)


Her boobs hang low.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (TAmPV)

And they wobble to and fro.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

313 Mock all you want but she is the future of the Dems. And also has huge support among the under 30 set. Banning cars and meat is a fairly mainstream milenial position.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (oqJLG)

314 She really most resembles Lena the Hyena, from the early Mad Magazines:

http://tinyurl.com/yd7o4t2z

Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (c+2jX)

315 You people talk like moving our civilization back in time about 1000 years would be a bad thing!

***

After the cannibalism it will be fine

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (/9B7d)

316 Her boobs hang low.

They wobble to and fro.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (fTQ1B)

317 >>Whats the term for it besides fucking annoying?? Its almost worse than up-talkers, another douchy millenial thing.



Vocal fry

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (W+vEI)

318 Her mouth is weird.


Posted by: the alien, from Alien at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (WidQN)


Her boobs hang low.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


The tits are not calm.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (eDmrZ)

319 Also from Babylon Bee:

God Agrees To Spare Virginia If Just 10 Democrats Who Never Wore Blackface Can Be Found

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)

320 Who are you ass!

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (n13/j)

321 To describe her as sophomoric would be too complimentary unless you specify high school sophomore.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (QkjLD)

322 159 AOC wants to ban jet travel yet represents part of Queens in which are located JFK, LGA and Jet Blue headquarters. How fucking stupid must her constituents be?
Posted by: mr tmz at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (m/Gc2)

Which SHOULD ensure that she does not get reelected, yes?

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (xRJkg)

323 She doesn't give a fuck about Indiana. Whether you live or die is not her concern.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (oqJLG)

324 I say the Republicans should come up with the Dilithium Crystal New Deal as a counter proposal.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (QkjLD)

325 With all of the 'greening' (read: removing) of the railways in New England, they will be hard pressed to find a connecting rail line through all of the states, never mind rail lines which could even come close to supplanting car and truck travel.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (LI6bc)

326 God Agrees To Spare Virginia If Just 10 Democrats Who Never Wore Blackface Can Be Found
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)

Best political satire site out there.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (J+mig)

327 @29,

Actually, Jimmy Carter tried that "turn your thermostat down" nonsense. It was not popular.

Anyone want to ask them if we will be getting rid of radioactive materials in medicine?

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (JKNZq)

328 Heh, its sonny and pleasant here in north jersey right now! Think I'll go slow roast some piss!!
C'mon guys!!

Posted by: dananjcon at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (xqfqx)

329 105 I'd like to see HER transcript. How did she get a degree in economics, or do I not want to know?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Are you implying that there are college professors who benefitted from that yuuuge mouth?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (+lVUW)

330 You can tie 'em in a knot, you can tie 'em in a bow

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (NWiLs)

331 281
233 I'd like to ask Miss Googly Eyes if she actually believes mass
transit could be constructed in the Indiana cornfields so I could get to
the nearest grocery 10 miles away.

Posted by: Aud at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (uBywd)



"No, Mr. Bond. I expect them to die."

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (UnA8+Besides, if people want corn, they can just get it from their grocery store! Why do people have fields of corn planted when you can buy it so cheap at the store?
These people have to understand what we're talking about is so good they won't have to plant corn any more because with the wealth that will be coming to them from these government plans they won't have to grow their own corn to eat it, they'll be able to get corn AND money from the government!

Posted by: Occasionally-Cortisan at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (37IEG)

332 >>I'd like to ask Miss Googly Eyes if she actually believes mass transit could be constructed in the Indiana cornfields so I could get to the nearest grocery 10 miles away.



Answer: That's why you should live in the city!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (W+vEI)

333 Sandy Crazy-Eyes wants the government picking the companies that should develop her "green" policies.

Maybe somebody should clue her in on how well that worked during the Obama administration.


you might be confused. this plan worked perfectly under Obama - and they intend to have it work again the exact same way.

enriching cronies/family/friends/etc

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (Rarvo)

334 Alexandria Donkey-Chompers:


That's solid gold there.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (M+Lyo)

335 Booker just compared it to fighting Nazis and going to the moon.
Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (MAstk)
-----
But is it like fighting Nazis on the Moon? (Rocket Ship Galileo)

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (Hx3Yn)

336 298 But if all appliances and vehicles are switched to electric, the power needs will necessarily be an order of magnitude higher. On a massive scale.

Posted by: Common Core

--

The energy needs would be impossible to meet without a massive use of coal.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (sw7AG)

Ran those numbers a few years ago. Convert the energy in a barrel of oil, to Kilowatt hours.

Multiply times the amount of oil used just for transportation.

You would need to increase electrical production by 130% of current capacity. More than DOUBLE what we already have.

That does not include doubling all the power lines to carry that load.

Only way to do that is micro Nuc Plants, which our own government stands in the way of due to the no reprocessing of nuc waste law, and over regulation.

Posted by: Don Q at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

337 Alexa Dancing Donkey-Chompers

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

338 You know who else liked trains?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (eDmrZ)

I do!

Posted by: Joe Biden 🚂 at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (QSdIk)

339
Urine is already sterile in healthy folks. I haven't tried it, but it would make lousy coffee I'm sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM


It's sterile until it hits the urethra, frankly.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (jYje5)

340 324 I say the Republicans should come up with the Dilithium Crystal New Deal as a counter proposal.
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (QkjLD)


--------

That made me LOL. God, we live in stupid times.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (jUVms)

341 Amazon threatening to not put HQ in NYC.

Heh

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (MAstk)

342 But Trump certainly will.

If any of the senators who co-sponsored this deal is his opponent--- I'm looking at you, Kamala --- he will bludgeon them with it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 01:14 PM (Rxduq)

I sure hope so.

If he loses this election.... dear God.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (YTwfq)

343 He constituents are 3rd World newcomers. Doubt many of them use JFK often to travel on business trips.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (oqJLG)

344 292
Would not put my dick anywhere near that mouth.

Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (PeJCI)

--------------------------------------------------------------Would need to pull out all those teeth before a forced oral prior to her being sacrificed to the Almighty Father and Thor Odinsen. Blood just lubricates the process and add sincerity to the Ritual.

Posted by: Odinist at February 08, 2019 01:21 PM (G8lfi)

345 Albert Finney is dead, but AOC's Green Stupidity lives.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2019 01:21 PM (AB9tT)

346 Ad:

(Sweaty, dirty, exhausted galley crew pulling at oars)

"Sometimes the old ways are best. Because of that, Exxon-Mobil has committed itself to the new national goal of a renewable-powered America."

(Crew member dies, is dragged from bench, replaced by fresh shackled rower)

"Renewable energy. We're all needed to make America move."

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

347 175 Seriously, the shit s getting out of hand and not many repubs are fighting back.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2019 01:08 PM (pw+jk)

Waiting to see if the Dem-on-Dem fighting changes the score.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 01:21 PM (xRJkg)

348 To describe her as sophomoric would be too complimentary unless you specify high school sophomore.

My high school sophomore is gonna be really insulted by this


Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 08, 2019 01:21 PM (Rarvo)

349 Something happened prior to the 50's that made it possible for the US to dominate the rest of the world economically.
Perhaps you've heard of it. The history books usually call it WWII. As a result of this war most of Europe and Japan were flattened. Not a working factory to be found.
The consumers in these countries wanted stuff, and the rebuilding factories needed stuff. The only place to go for this stuff was the US. (There were a few other places, such as Argentina that could supply stuff, but their factories weren't capable of churning out the volumes needed.)

This is why the US economy was able to withstand those high tax rates.
If you want to bring back such tax rates, you are going to have to destroy all the factories in the rest of the world first.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:21 PM (QkjLD)

350 I can't wait to go to Home Depot and back on a bullet train to get a sheet of plywood.

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2019 01:21 PM (MxEKc)

351 It's so comforting to know that of those elected officials who have served years and decades in office. . .

. . . that the COMPREHENSIVE ANSWER to all of the world's problems is presented to them. . .

. . . by a former bartender with about 35 days of experience in elected office!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (RpM6k)

352 Not to mention the environmental impact of retrofitting or rebuilding literally every building in America (138 million residential buildings, 5.6 million commercial buildings). The amount of petrochemicals and minerals that would need to be mined from the Earth and processed into insulation and other materials would require serious environmental rapage.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (O7MnT)

353
Vocal fry

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (W+vEI)
*
Yeah thats it. Shoot me now!

Posted by: dananjcon at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (xqfqx)

354 Why have the Republicans been silent on this garbage?

... why are people taking this moron festival seriously? Good lord, you seem to think this has even the shadow of the slightest sliver of a chance of even reaching a committee, let alone the floor for a vote.

This was just an imbecilic fantasy by these knuckleheads, they're gonna puke dozens of these kind of wet dream bills that are never even going to be debated. Its just wishcasting, throwing red meat to the most rabid extremist idiots in the party. This is all AOC is good for, entertainment pushing outrageously moronic crap. Its not even on her website any longer, that's how stupid it was.

This stupid crap isn't a threat to Democracy, its not even a threat to her job. Its just like MikeyG said above, the scribblings in a diary about a tween girl's fantasy house with the unicorn stable and the chocolate fountain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (39g3+)

355 Oh, don't worry, guys. Locking up the nation's entire system of commerce won't require any government rev- uh, takeo- *cough* reestablishment with the GreenNewDeal.
(/sarc)

>Anyways, I heard that the Deal will let people have "guaranteed jobs."

That sounds like Newspeak for slavery.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (gRbo4)

356 1) Switch everything to Electricity
2) Ban 90% of Electricity Generation Methods
3) Ban the "Little People" from having Electricity
4) Communist Utopia!

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (UnA8+)

357 214 And that voice ... yow. Did she get speech lessons from Blasey Ford?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (+VZS9)

First we'll rebuild all the buildings? And then ban internal combustion engines? It will be superrrrrrr.

Posted by: Alexandra Donkey-Chompers at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

358 He constituents are 3rd World newcomers. Doubt many of them use JFK often to travel on business trips.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Have you been to JFK lately?

Think again. It's a zoo.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (vcOmj)

359 Nobody actually paid 90%. That is why the AMT was created.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (52oe0)

360 I really want someone to really dig in and find out who's greasing the way for this idiot. There's no way Occasional Cortex is getting this much attention just based on her tits and her 'strong Twitter game'.

Someone is pushing her and this agenda. I want names.
And, ideally, locations and daily habits.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (xJa6I)

361 the massive government takeover is politically biased. only Conservatives get their stuff taken over. Progressives get stuff. so, no massive government takeover.
BTW: Manhattan project for teleporters and star gates. by 2030

Posted by: AOC truth at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (Wa5hI)

362 350 I can't wait to go to Home Depot and back on a bullet train to get a sheet of plywood.
Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2019 01:21 PM (MxEKc)

---------

BWAHAHAHAHA You guys are killing it today.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (jUVms)

363 Her boobs hang low.

They wobble to and fro.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (fTQ1B)
.........

Pelosi 2.0

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

364
Shot: bong smoke
Chaser: helium

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (LJzIf)

365 320 Who are you ass!


Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:19 PM (n13/j)

for posterity, I was speaking to Mr. Jeffries.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (n13/j)

366 Booker just compared it to fighting Nazis and going to the moon.

*facepalm*

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (kG5hP)

367 Urine is already sterile in healthy folks. I haven't tried it, but it would make lousy coffee I'm sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2019 01:13 PM

It's sterile until it hits the urethra, frankly.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (jYje5)

S-T-E-R-I-L-E
That's what kidneys make your pee
S-T-E-R-I-L-E
And you can some great coffee!

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

368
344 292 Would not put my dick anywhere near that mouth.
Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (PeJCI)


It looks like she could be Fred Flintstone's lawn mower.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (TAmPV)

369 Jay is right, she has that same vocal fry

---

I read in some serious source that these speech patterns have become a public health concern (or whatever the term is for Valley Girl syndrome). It's nationwide, and apparently a big concern to people like speech therapists and language experts.

The neat part is they like, don't know why, like, girls want to like, talk like that, you know? There's some social driver that has influenced even grown-ass professional women.

Anyway, I'm totes going to go see what Kim Kardashian is up to on twitter. Later!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (xyung)

370 A clever SOB over in the Instapundit commentariat has dubbed this policy,
"The Soylent Green New Deal."

Hats off, gentlemen, to genius.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (8ZmvG)

371 I like how on the Twitter threads there are assholes saying how they are so please the right is afraid of Occasional-Kotex.

I'm not afraid of her. I've got things that can take care of trash like her.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (vg8iE)

372 [This is why the US economy was able to withstand those high tax rates.]

Also, they were unencumbered by the regulatory state to the degree they are now. The EPA did not exist in the 1950s, nor did the EEOC or OSHA. (You can thank Tricky Dick Nixon for those.)

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (O7MnT)

373 I want a chocolate fountain though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (4ErVI)

374 Do excessively large teeth cause global warming?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (RpM6k)

375 Not to mention the environmental impact of retrofitting or rebuilding literally every building in America (138 million residential buildings, 5.6 million commercial buildings). The amount of petrochemicals and minerals that would need to be mined from the Earth and processed into insulation and other materials would require serious environmental rapage.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Stop confusing this issue with facts, logic or that heterocisnormative white construct, math.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (vcOmj)

376 335 Booker just compared it to fighting Nazis and going to the moon.
Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (MAstk)
-----
But is it like fighting Nazis on the Moon? (Rocket Ship Galileo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 08, 2019

*
*
See that smoking pile of brains over there? Robert Heinlein's head exploded from hearing and seeing all this stupidity in America. And he'd been dead for 30 years, so that's quite a feat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (7MRhd)

377 354 Why have the Republicans been silent on this garbage?

... why are people taking this moron festival seriously? Good lord, you seem to think this has even the shadow of the slightest sliver of a chance of even reaching a committee, let alone the floor for a vote.

This was just an imbecilic fantasy by these knuckleheads, they're gonna puke dozens of these kind of wet dream bills that are never even going to be debated. Its just wishcasting, throwing red meat to the most rabid extremist idiots in the party. This is all AOC is good for, entertainment pushing outrageously moronic crap. Its not even on her website any longer, that's how stupid it was.

This stupid crap isn't a threat to Democracy, its not even a threat to her job. Its just like MikeyG said above, the scribblings in a diary about a tween girl's fantasy house with the unicorn stable and the chocolate fountain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (39g3+)

The hell it doesn't.

The more they see people not paying attention to it, the more they figure they're going to be able to ram it through without anybody noticing or caring.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (UnA8+)

378 Nicer tits though. For now.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:15 PM (YTwfq)

_______

Big and bouncy... They'll be foot warmers in 20 years
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (flINI)

In at the Chinese buffet.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (YTwfq)

379 Perhaps, while we are rebuilding every house, apartment, and factory in the country, we could make them all resistant to a 4MT thermonuclear device.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (QkjLD)

380
This is why the US economy was able to withstand those high tax rates.

If you want to bring back such tax rates, you are going to have to destroy all the factories in the rest of the world first.



Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:21 PM (QkjLD)
That's why we were encouraging the Arab-Spring in the Middle East. But you people didn't understand that and elected Trump.
Now you must be punished.

Posted by: Obama Clinton Foundation at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (37IEG)

381 These are the people who think Star Trek is a functional society rather than a brutal oppressive stagnant military dictatorship

Even as they did all they could on that show to hide how evil they were, a thinking adult could see--if you weren't the royalty passed into the Academy, your life sucked

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (TN1P5)

382 353
Vocal fry

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:18 PM (W+vEI)
*
Yeah thats it. Shoot me now!

Posted by: dananjcon at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (xqfqx)

Vocal fry will be an offense punishable by death under my rule.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

383 Perhaps you've heard of it. The history books usually call it WWII. As a result of this war most of Europe and Japan were flattened. Not a working factory to be found.
-----
And Great Britain, less ravaged than the rest of Europe and with a large pool of employable young men returning home, voluntarily crippled itself by putting socialists in charge.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 08, 2019 01:25 PM (Hx3Yn)

384 On January 21, 2019, I tweeted:

"With the current circumstances, with the abdication of responsibility that we've seen from so many powerful people, even people who abdicate that responsibility by calling themselves liberal or a democrat, or whatever it is, I feel a need for all of us to breathe fire.

Millennials, and Gen z, and all these folks that come after us, are looking up and we're like 'the world will end in 12 years if we don't address climate change, and your biggest issue is how are we gonna pay for it?'"
-- @AOC, Jan. 21, 2019

Two points:

1. Pay no attention to my statement that liberals or democrats abdicate responsibility. Although that is what I said, that is not what I meant, of course.

2. We now only have 4,365 days left to avert this disaster!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at February 08, 2019 01:25 PM (DMUuz)

385 358

Fair enough. But those are mainly coming in, not flying out I would guess? Like one way tix from Karachi.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 08, 2019 01:25 PM (XY+cB)

386 348 "... high school sophomore..."

she sounds like a high school teenager when she's attacking critics like they're her old boyfriends or the mean girl clique.

but the line about her sounding like a girl & her treehouse beats that.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 08, 2019 01:25 PM (Pg+x7)

387 373 I want a chocolate fountain though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (4ErVI)

Eat at Chipotle.
Wait three hours.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:25 PM (NWiLs)

388 336 Only way to do that is micro Nuc Plants, which our
own government stands in the way of due to the no reprocessing of nuc
waste law, and over regulation.

Posted by: Don Q at February 08, 2019 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

Which utility rates would have to more than double to meet all that new construction. I'm sure the local public utility commissions would ALL go along with that.....NOT.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 01:25 PM (mpXpK)

389 It's so comforting to know that of those elected officials who have served years and decades in office. . .

. . . that the COMPREHENSIVE ANSWER to all of the world's problems is presented to them. . .

. . . by a former bartender with about 35 days of experience in elected office!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (RpM6k)

--------------------------------

Nah, this has been around for a while. The Bern talked about it some. She is just the newest parrot to vomit it up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 01:25 PM (ffYR/)

390 sea otters!!!


https://www.vanaqua.org/visit/live-cams-sea-otter-cam

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:25 PM (d7Ww2)

391 These are the people who think Star Trek is a functional society rather than a brutal oppressive stagnant military dictatorship

Even as they did all they could on that show to hide how evil they were, a thinking adult could see--if you weren't the royalty passed into the Academy, your life sucked
Posted by: RoyalOil


Red Shirts were in-laws.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (eDmrZ)

392 This stupid crap isn't a threat to Democracy, its not even a threat to her job. Its just like MikeyG said above, the scribblings in a diary about a tween girl's fantasy house with the unicorn stable and the chocolate fountain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (39g3+)

Yeah, that Hitler guy will NEVER catch on, what a joke...

Posted by: German Citizen, 1935 at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (NgKpN)

393 Ad:

(Vast warehouse filled with Peloton cycles being furiously pedaled by thousands of shackled prisoners)

"There is no finish line in life--just constant striving. At Peloton, we turn prison incarceration into electrical generation. All hail the new Green Dream!"

(fade to black)

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

394 307---You mean all that land that really belongs to Meso-Americans, you white imperialist?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 08, 2019 01:17 PM (+lVUW)
---------------------------
I have yet to figure out how New York "belongs" to Meso-American (Mexican/Central American) Amerindians, much less to Spaniards!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (Rxduq)

395 360 Someone is pushing her and this agenda. I want names.
And, ideally, locations and daily habits.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (xJa6I)

Cenk Uygur is one of them.

I'm sure there are people with more money and influence than him that are funding the "Justice Democrats" movement, but ol' Chunk is a big part of it.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

396 1983 UK Labour Party: "You want crazy? We invented crazy."

2019 Dems: "Hold my wind-powered beer..."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (XrCyE)

397 354 Why have the Republicans been silent on this garbage?

... why are people taking this moron festival seriously? Good lord, you seem to think this has even the shadow of the slightest sliver of a chance of even reaching a committee, let alone the floor for a vote.

This was just an imbecilic fantasy by these knuckleheads, they're gonna puke dozens of these kind of wet dream bills that are never even going to be debated. Its just wishcasting, throwing red meat to the most rabid extremist idiots in the party. This is all AOC is good for, entertainment pushing outrageously moronic crap. Its not even on her website any longer, that's how stupid it was.

This stupid crap isn't a threat to Democracy, its not even a threat to her job. Its just like MikeyG said above, the scribblings in a diary about a tween girl's fantasy house with the unicorn stable and the chocolate fountain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (39g3+)

We said the same thing about celebrating infanticide & transsexuals in the military.

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (7HtZB)

398 Perhaps you've heard of it. The history books
usually call it WWII. As a result of this war most of Europe and Japan
were flattened. Not a working factory to be found.

-----

And Great Britain, less ravaged than the rest of Europe and with a
large pool of employable young men returning home, voluntarily crippled
itself by putting socialists in charge.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 08, 2019 01:25 PM (Hx3Yn)

c'est vrai.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (n13/j)

399 Remember Solyndra? Obama and his besties told us that all the finest minds were investing in this fabulous "green" company with its state-of-the-art manufacturing plants.

Obama thought this company was so great that he gave it $535 million in taxpayer-guaranteed government loans in 2009.

In 2011 Solyndra declared bankruptcy, and taxpayers lost $528 million as a result.

Sandy Crazy-Eyes wants us to do this with every American industry.

What could possibly go wrong? Everybody knows that government, and geniuses like Barry Obama, are much better at picking winners than the free market, right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (fqUgw)

400 My first time to hear that grating voice.

A toss up between her and Hillary.

Posted by: Texican ette at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (gou4q)

401 --if you weren't the royalty passed into the Academy, your life sucked
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM


This.

Posted by: Dabo Girls at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (DMUuz)

402 The RNC's response will be to adopt their versions of these policies. They will have their own "green" goals and response to "climate change". They will have their own version of wealth distribution an universal health care. That's what weak cucks do. They thrown principles out the window the minute they are challenges or they have to form a cogent response. So they punt on the 20 yard line. I have zero confidence the GOP will build an cogent response that frames the choice very clearly for voters. It will be a muddled, weak-sauce response offered with a limp hand and apologies. Cowards.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:27 PM (VpIIl)

403 Just remember the notion of gay marriage or tranny bathroom use was a "never gonna happen" thing 20 years ago.

Which is why this shit can't just be dismissed as insane bullshit. Never underestimate the left's ability to turn insane pipe dreams unto reality.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 08, 2019 01:27 PM (Zrl+0)

404 See that smoking pile of brains over there? Robert Heinlein's head exploded from hearing and seeing all this stupidity in America. And he'd been dead for 30 years, so that's quite a feat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


These times are what he predicted in his Future History Timeline as "the Crazy Years".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at February 08, 2019 01:27 PM (vcOmj)

405 Ain't no way I stick my penis in THAT mouth!

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 08, 2019 01:27 PM (pw+jk)

406 390 sea otters!!!


https://www.vanaqua.org/visit/live-cams-sea-otter-cam
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:25 PM (d7Ww2)

River otters are the preferred lutrinate representative.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:27 PM (UnA8+)

407 I am prood to announceat we had reeched Repersentertive Ocasio Cordon's office and she says that she will include the Brattleboro idea of Fart-Tubing to dcrease human greenhouse emmissions. This will add another 5 years to the planets life that Trump is destroying !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at February 08, 2019 01:27 PM (qM84C)

408 Not to mention the environmental impact of retrofitting or rebuilding literally every building in America (138 million residential buildings, 5.6 million commercial buildings).

--

Something tells me that the plan for retrofitting the private homes of middle and upper class kulaks is going to be mandatory, and out of the owners' pockets. Otherwise, there isn't enough budget, even at 15 trillion to pay bribes to all of the donor class.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2019 01:27 PM (sw7AG)

409 It's funny how when she opens her mouth really wide her eyes retract back into their sockets,
.
Probably evolved that way to protect the visual sensory stalks when lunging for prey in thickets.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 01:27 PM (1g7ch)

410 there are some (semi?) serious people that believe a guaranteed income will be coming ... because our debt crisis will demand it. People have to keep buying like crazy.


The $4T in QE and ZIRP were already outlandish policies, which I never believed could be sustained so long. So Ocasio's crazy "just print the money as needed" has probably been fed to her from the central planners. Inflating has been policy for a long time, and "inflating their way out" is the current course of action.


And indeed, it has become popular to suggest the government should take direct control of "the fed" (federal reserve, run by bankers). But imo we really need astute "bankers" running things, just not doing it to preserve themselves first (2Big2Fail/Jail). At this point, letting Congress just "print money" (by which I mean QE, not the old fashioned selling bonds to the public. Selling the bonds is not just putting debt on a fed balance sheet) ...

giving Congress such currency control could fund the Ocasio yellow brick road ... but it would not be gold, it would be data entries, and enable the now subdued inflation to (finally) get out of control. (and then come the IMF/BIS globalists to save us)


Our massive debt has put us too far down that road already ... the way out (reset, global currency, default, etc.) is as of now, unclear. But we are pretty far over the cliff already. Since we haven't crashed on the bottom ... "so far so good". (said the man falling from the roof, before he hit).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 01:27 PM (Cus5s)

411 Y'all wimpy sissy romans talk and whine too much, just like the Romans version 1.0 many centuries ago, and no action. Take those commies out already in the name of the Almighty Father and his son Thor Odinson!

Posted by: Odinist at February 08, 2019 01:28 PM (G8lfi)

412 I'd like to ask Miss Googly Eyes if she actually believes mass

transit could be constructed in the Indiana cornfields so I could get to

the nearest grocery 10 miles away.


Posted by: Aud at February 08, 2019 01:12 PM (uBywd)

**
Exactly. She speaks though she has never stepped foot out of westchester county where everything is within spittting. She is her whole world. This is a extremely self-centered narcissistic woman. Entitled, spoiled...stupid.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 08, 2019 01:28 PM (xqfqx)

413 I can't listen to that squeaky voice without wincing.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 08, 2019 01:28 PM (4YHTV)

414 Alexa, play Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

415 Donkey Lips is claimed!

Posted by: Hillary ( , ) ( ' ) at February 08, 2019 01:28 PM (PeJCI)

416 The thing is, this isn't even Euro-socialism, they don't go this far. This is just a bunch of retarded crap people come up around the bong in the dorm, its imbecilic. Its like a list of we dream ideas: abolish the electoral college! Fix all buildings! Ban cars! Ban meat eating! We'll create utopia!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:02 PM (39g3+)


It's almost as if there is a plan to discredit all of this by going so extreme it gets flatly rejected.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

417 Anyways, I heard that the Deal will let people have "guaranteed jobs."

Oh no. Not guaranteed jobs. Guaranteed "economic security" even for people who, and I quote "WILL NOT WORK"

Yeah, that Hitler guy will NEVER catch on, what a joke..

Well, aside from your sad ignorance of history, if you want to cling to terrified paranoia and eat tums by the fistfull over idiotic fantastical crap, you knock yourself out. But in a month when this is utterly forgotten and you've moved on to the next panic attack, maybe its worth remembering how scared you were over nothing?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:28 PM (39g3+)

418 Alexa, what's the weather like today in Caracas?

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

419 Booker just compared it to fighting Nazis and going to the moon.

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To the moon, Alice!

Posted by: Ralph "Patriarchy" Kramden at February 08, 2019 01:28 PM (+y/Ru)

420 Which is more dangerous; a craven grafter seeking to monetize all government actions to feather her own personal nest, or a deeply religious believer convinced at age 27 that she has all the answers? Seems the Dems can't get enough of either.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 01:29 PM (2LelM)

421 River otters are the preferred lutrinate representative.
Posted by: Hikaru

I beg to differ with you.

river otters are foul creatures. they smell, they bite and they are closer to weasels.

enhydra lutris FTW

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 01:29 PM (d7Ww2)

422 So the Village Idiot is now running the party. Everybody lick the windows together!

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:29 PM (VpIIl)

423 I don't know if one person or several are responsible for "The Babylon Bee" but one or more they are very clever:


"Nancy Pelosi reveals favorite Bible verse":

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 01:29 PM (AllCR)

424 all articles written by the compost and slimes.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:29 PM (n13/j)

425 has she explained how this will get China or India to do the same thing?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 08, 2019 01:29 PM (ZqRa6)

426 Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:22 PM (39g3+)

We said the same thing about celebrating infanticide & transsexuals in the military.

Posted by: josephistan
==========
Full Marks awarded to josephistan.

Sadly, he's understated the case even.

Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2019 01:29 PM (JPA40)

427 All young women who aren't overweight are attractive. That's the best I can see.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 01:10 PM (xxAFD)

AOC is attractive.
There are dudes in the kush humping actual donkeys as we speak.

Attractive is a very relative term and AOC is on the bottom end of it.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 08, 2019 01:29 PM (zUD19)

428 I also have a feeling that she won't age well. Not that looks really matter, obviously, but leftism does something to women. It shrivels them.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 08, 2019 01:30 PM (4YHTV)

429 "Green New Deal" is the perfect name for this travesty, given that the New Deal almost certainly prolonged the Great Depression.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 08, 2019 01:30 PM (Hx3Yn)

430 There are dudes in the kush humping actual donkeys as we speak.

Gives "tapping that ass" an entirely different meaning.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 01:30 PM (NWiLs)

431 Just saw comment at #93 about apple, chain-link fence....
Someone please o please o please take that current top pic, a pic of the some chain-link border fence, and Apple, Inc.'s logo, and arrange them appropriately with corresponding nonchalant mentions of current event stories...

Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at February 08, 2019 01:30 PM (Knk2R)

432 422 So the Village Idiot is now running the party. Everybody lick the windows together!
--------------------
Its the short bus on a cold snowy day. Mongo likes looking at you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 01:30 PM (2LelM)

433 Alexandria Donkey Chompers

=====

I still can't figure out how Sandy from the Hood was the recipient of the perfect natural dentition. I'm sure her parents and siblings (whom we have never heard about) have the same.

No doubt the wide eyed look came naturally from her parents as well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 08, 2019 01:30 PM (MIKMs)

434 Of course the excuse for this is the fabled global warming. That is where the attacks must focus.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 01:30 PM (r+sAi)

435 There are dudes in the kush humping actual donkeys as we speak.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 08, 2019 01:29 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Morroccan Donkey at February 08, 2019 01:30 PM (DMUuz)

436 Booker just compared it to fighting Nazis and going to the moon.

Where did he learn about those things? Wikipedia?

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:30 PM (n13/j)

437 417

Not sure why you are so dismissive of this. Dems have been talking about banning cars, banning meat, forcing people out of homes and into apartments for years. This isn't some new idea, it is, along with govt run health cate, a pillar of the Democrat party.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (Zrl+0)

438 Anyways, I heard that the Deal will let people have "guaranteed jobs."

---

I too am looking forward to the guaranteed shortages that come when the government guarantees jobs.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (KUaJL)

439 What's the battle cry for The War on Cow Farts? Moooooo!

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

440 Even without her dumbassness as a known quality, she looks like she'd complain about everything at the drop of a hat. She looks very high maintenance.

Ugh, she is NOT attractive.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (AB9tT)

441 404 See that smoking pile of brains over there? Robert Heinlein's head exploded from hearing and seeing all this stupidity in America. And he's been dead for 30 years, so that's quite a feat.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


These times are what he predicted in his Future History Timeline as "the Crazy Years".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at February 08, 2019

*
*
His headlines for the Crazy Years in the latter 20th Century, written in 1938 or so, were too mild a species of crazy by half.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (7MRhd)

442 This stupidity deserves full-throated mockery.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (XrCyE)

443 The Bronx Tree Frog has spoken.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (0umhz)

444 We had a high functioning autistic student who reasoned exactly like this. He was going to make it rich with his Oxygen fueled rocket.
I asked him to explain his pencil on lines notebook paper diagram. The outside circle was the hull of the ship. All the various squares inside were cabin rooms and, transporter rooms, phazer storage, holodecks and whatnot.
"What's that big room with all the Vs in it?" I asked.
"THOSE ARE ALL THE TREES TO CREATE THE OXYGEN TO RUN THE SHIP! DON'T YOU KNOW TREES MAKE OXYGEN?"

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (5XJK7)

445 280 Graham wants congress to vote on the NGD.

Yes.
Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (MAstk)

Swoon!

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (xRJkg)

446
has she explained how this will get China or India to do the same thing?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 08, 2019 01:29 PM (ZqRa6)


She actually addressed this issue yesterday by saying it didn't matter if other nations followed our lead because we're America damn it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 01:32 PM (TAmPV)

447 Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 01:27 PM (Cus5s)

There were reasons the Founders fought against having a Federal Bank.

Hell, Jackson once fought a DUEL over it.

The simple fact is that without a Federal Bank, we could not sustain this type of debt, which means it would have imploded long ago.

Banks make money off of debt, both public and private. Having them in charge of how the economy runs is, IMO, stupid.

Posted by: German Citizen, 1935 at February 08, 2019 01:32 PM (NgKpN)

448 Someone is pushing her and this agenda. I want names.

***

You're correct of course, as she's not intellectual enough nor original enough to craft it. But she's a charismatic bullshitter and just smart enough to play her part. She corrupted the swiftest. But she's urban trash so no surprise.

What would you do with the information

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 01:32 PM (/9B7d)

449 You know what the wise men say... well, besides "Woo! Dollar shots night at The Manhole!"
They say "You can lead a donkey to knowledge, but you can't make it drink, unless it's some kind of sweet pink slurry made with aborted baby parts."

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at February 08, 2019 01:32 PM (BrfST)

450 What's the battle cry for The War on Cow Farts? Moooooo!
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM


Moooof!

Posted by: B. K. at February 08, 2019 01:32 PM (DMUuz)

451 Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 01:29 PM (2LelM)


I vote for number two being less dangerous unless they're the head of a creepy cult like Jim Jones, because the government welds way much power over individuals than any single true believer does

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 01:32 PM (AllCR)

452 So all the Dem frontrunners (and Warren LOL) just endorsed economic security for those "unwilling to work"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ!

Trump wins in a landslide

Posted by: Traddy at February 08, 2019 01:32 PM (GSJcT)

453 Oh no. Not guaranteed jobs. Guaranteed "economic security" even for people who, and I quote "WILL NOT WORK"
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Ah, it makes you long for good ol' classical Marxism, where the lumpenproletariat shirkers were to be shot!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (Rxduq)

454 I'd really like to see how the ban on air travel would be received by the hipster and elitist crowd. How will they experience other cultures and escape the icky USA if they can't fly anywhere?

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (4YHTV)

455 And how do we pay for it? We print more money, we own the printing press you idiots! Weeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (VpIIl)

456 Just received an email add for Organic CBD Oil. Pretty sure I don't want any of CBD's organic oil. Now we know what CBD does when not posting.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (2LelM)

457 occasional cortex is the best thing to happen to DPT since The FAB collapsed on a hot September day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (uZjJV)

458 [Vast warehouse filled with Peloton cycles being furiously pedaled by thousands of shackled prisoners]

This was an episode of 'Black Mirror.' If you racked up enough points pedaling, they put you on reality TV and gave you drugs to keep you docile.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (O7MnT)

459 I've heard more realistic plans offered by 15 guys farting around a campfire between 21:00 and 02:00 while killing off the better part of 2 gallons of reasonably good whiskey.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (37IEG)

460 I heard humans make pretty good batteries. We could put everyone in his own little pod and harness the energy. Then we could use that energy to power a virtual reality, a matrix of networking if you will.

Posted by: MAGA at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (v5a7s)

461 280 Graham wants congress to vote on the NGD.



Yes.

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 01:16 PM (MAstk)



Swoon!

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (xRJkg)

heh, sounds smart.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (n13/j)

462 It is a sign of just how ignorant these people are, that they advocate for socialism at the exact same time that Venezuela, one of the most actively socialist countries in the world today is imploding.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (sw7AG)

463 Nicer tits though. For now.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

I find this point of view mildly unsettling, as if we suddenly belonged to two different species.

I apologize for flailing the crap out of the "bolted on at Lordstown" approach, but, gadzooks man. Look at them. She's 29, and her tits are Way Down Here. Something is wrong with that physiology. Honestly: I've studied this.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (8ZmvG)

464 26
Alexandria Donkey Chompers:



We'll be trashed for picking on someone's appearance, especially for picking on a woman's appearance.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 12:50 PM (xRJkg)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Brian Steler at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (ymnmz)

465 It's almost as if there is a plan to discredit all of this by going so extreme it gets flatly rejected.

Yeah if we found out she hired some conservative as a staffer and he wrote it up just to make her look idiotic, I wouldn't be shocked

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:34 PM (39g3+)

466 I'd really like to see how the ban on air travel would be received by the hipster and elitist crowd. How will they experience other cultures and escape the icky USA if they can't fly anywhere?
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (4YHTV)

Silly you..THAT only applies to the peons like us. The Politburo can still fly.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2019 01:34 PM (uZjJV)

467 448 Someone is pushing her and this agenda. I want names.
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Googlag Democratic Justice.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 01:34 PM (2LelM)

468 My favorite part of The Green Dream*? They actually printed this sentence:
"We will place charging stations everywhere." My daughters would have rejected that hyperbole when they were 8 years old. Seriously, this thing is written like a kindergarten wish list. Drafted up on a day when Mary Cloggenstein was a substitute teacher: "Ok, let's see a show of hands, should we ban airplanes?? Ok, good, we'll put that on our list. Should we ban nuclear power? Ok, on the board it goes!"
Idiots. The lot.
*Thanks to Nan Pelosi for that misnomer.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 08, 2019 01:34 PM (ty7RM)

469 why are people taking this moron festival seriously? Good lord, you seem to think this has even the shadow of the slightest sliver of a chance of even reaching a committee, let alone the floor for a vote.

Because people once said that about gay marriage, abortion, men dressing as women, etc etc etc etc.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:34 PM (YTwfq)

470 Come to New York's 14th congressional district for the socialist politics, stay for the donkey show.

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2019 01:34 PM (wxZSX)

471 I'm just going to point out that this is the Worst Donkey Show Ever.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:34 PM (UnA8+)

472 438 Anyways, I heard that the Deal will let people have "guaranteed jobs."

---

I too am looking forward to the guaranteed shortages that come when the government guarantees jobs.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (KUaJL)

There was once a group who had guaranteed Jobs, and housing, and food. Of course, they paid 100% of their income to the ones who ran stuff.


But we fought a War to get rid of Slavery.

Posted by: Don Q at February 08, 2019 01:34 PM (NgKpN)

473 395 360 Someone is pushing her and this agenda. I want names.
And, ideally, locations and daily habits.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 01:23 PM (xJa6I)

Cenk Uygur is one of them.

I'm sure there are people with more money and influence than him that are funding the "Justice Democrats" movement, but ol' Chunk is a big part of it.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (UnA8+)


I haven't looked at Discover the Networks lately, but they might have some info.

Lizzy linked to an Indian guy upthread who seems to be a big shot in the movement.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 01:35 PM (xjiRE)

474 I also have a feeling that she won't age well. Not that looks really matter, obviously, but leftism does something to women. It shrivels them.
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose

That's not very nice...

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at February 08, 2019 01:35 PM (FTlwv)

475 Under AOC plan, people who are working are essentially working for people who aren't.

Socialism.

Suckers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 01:35 PM (RpM6k)

476 Why should you have to work in your dead end job when you really want to be reciting Cowboy poetry, or painting pictures of happy little trees?

Why do you deplorables keep voting against your own best interest!?

Posted by: Nancy_Pelosingit at February 08, 2019 01:35 PM (37IEG)

477 Anyone who wants to combat greenhouse gas emissions but dismisses nuclear out of hand is a scumbag commie piece of shit.

Posted by: fb at February 08, 2019 01:35 PM (Ey4tF)

478 Pretty sure I don't want any of CBD's organic oil.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM


It's more like syrup than oil, and he sure doesn't want me to have any.

Posted by: French Toast at February 08, 2019 01:35 PM (DMUuz)

479 The more they see people not paying attention to it, the more they figure they're going to be able to ram it through without anybody noticing or caring.
Posted by: Hikaru

yup, see NY late term abortion law.
Abortion became infanticide with little resistance.

Posted by: slowdown at February 08, 2019 01:35 PM (E+yET)

480 The point of the GND wasn't to actually pass anything. It was a move by AOC to make herself someone of importance within the party. She knows it will play well with the left, which means that the Presidential hopefuls as well as party leadership would need to address it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 08, 2019 01:36 PM (wCmLp)

481 We said the same thing about celebrating infanticide & transsexuals in the military.

I predicted both, but this, this is so out there its like saying we need to build princess castles on the moon for our unicorn army. Its ridiculous

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:36 PM (39g3+)

482 It's funny how when she opens her mouth really wide her eyes retract back into their sockets,
.........

and her upper lip disappears

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

483 405 Ain't no way I stick my penis in THAT mouth!
Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 08, 2019 01:27 PM (pw+jk)

Preach, brother!

Posted by: The Honorable Gentleperson from New Jersey, Cory Booker at February 08, 2019 01:36 PM (zUD19)

484 What scares me is what OregonMuse pointed out, it all SOUNDS good to the idiots who don't stop to think about how it would actually work. Fortunately the no planes thing seems to be sinking in as a negative, but we need to frame our response not just in "That is completely impossible to achieve" and we think the goal of a clean environment is good and we support x, y, z that actually achieves that." We need to unbrainwash people about climate change.

Posted by: Iris at February 08, 2019 01:36 PM (lSFe/)

485 469- because she has millions of twitter followers (many of whom are bots)? Seriously, the older politicos want to hitch their wagon to the new kid in town. They think twitter is reality.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (4YHTV)

486 Man, every week brings another red pill. I think I finally understand where the preppers are coming from. They realize how dumb humanity is and how precarious our situation might be.

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (q177U)

487
What's the battle cry for The War on Cow Farts? Moooooo!
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM


DAMN THE TORPEDOS HOLSTEIN AHEAD!

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (TAmPV)

488 440
Even without her dumbassness as a known quality, she looks like she'd
complain about everything at the drop of a hat. She looks very high
maintenance.



Ugh, she is NOT attractive.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (AB9tT)


People tell her she's smaht!

Posted by: Brian Steler at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (ymnmz)

489 2020 is beginning to look like a cakewalk.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (iMxDC)

490 The people of Brattleboro (AKA: Obamaboro) be thinking if we capture Human and Cow greenhouse emmersions we can then build a transportition system powered by this. It wood solve a majer problem that Trump refuses to fix and only werry about poor people along are Southern Border

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (qM84C)

491 I predicted both, but this, this is so out there its like saying we need to build princess castles on the moon for our unicorn army.

Gentlemen, we cannot have a unicorn army gap!

Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (84QUd)

492 AOC with a Rising Sun headband and 'Divine Wind' caption.......

PDT is whipping ass by provoking the crazy and the stupid and the death-obsessed.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (0umhz)

493 Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at February 08, 2019 01:31 PM (5XJK7)


Trees do, in fact, make oxygen. AOC thinks socialism works. Which of the two is more grounded in reality?

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (xxAFD)

494 Has anybody pointed out yet that the original New Deal worked out oh so well? Probably not as they don't teach history anymore.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (kUmUV)

495 468

Funny thing is chargers will be "everywhere" soon enough. Tesla is building those fuckers by the hundreds every month.

Govt imbeciles like AOC think without govt nothing can ever happen.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (Zrl+0)

496 People tell her she's smaht!
Posted by: Brian Steler at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (ymnmz)
Not dumb like everyone says.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (uZjJV)

497 462 It is a sign of just how ignorant these people are, that they advocate for socialism at the exact same time that Venezuela, one of the most actively socialist countries in the world today is imploding.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM (sw7AG)


Ignorant, or evil?

(I know, embrace the magic of and.)

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 01:38 PM (xjiRE)

498 I've heard more realistic plans offered by 15 guys farting around a campfire between 21:00 and 02:00 while killing off the better part of 2 gallons of reasonably good whiskey.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 01:33 PM


Couldn't make Blazing Saddles today.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 01:38 PM (DMUuz)

499 471 I'm just going to point out that this is the Worst Donkey Show Ever.
------------------------
Yep. Pretty sure Donkey Choppers would leave change on the stage floor at a Peso Show. I don't even want to think how she would fuck up the ping pong ball gunnery thingy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 01:38 PM (2LelM)

500 Hmmm, so the Democrat Party Presidential campaign motto for 2020 seems to be...

"Bitches be crazy!"

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 08, 2019 01:38 PM (7A4qQ)

501 The point of the GND wasn't to actually pass anything. It was a move by AOC to make herself someone of importance within the party. She knows it will play well with the left, which means that the Presidential hopefuls as well as party leadership would need to address it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 08, 2019 01:36 PM (wCmLp)

----------------

This is about what I said earlier. This is to keep her in the headlines and pander to her moonbat base as well. She knows this is going nowhere.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 01:38 PM (ffYR/)

502 But realistically, I have no problem watching New York become the idiot California state of the East Coast.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (37IEG)

503 I heard she was getting so much flack over this piece of shit, she had to take it down from...I don't know where they post this kind of fantasy, but down from there.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (ty7RM)

504 448 Someone is pushing her and this agenda. I want names.

======
some Moron posted this

https://twitter.com/MahgdalenRose

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (pw+jk)

505 Anyone who wants to combat greenhouse gas emissions but dismisses nuclear out of hand is a scumbag commie piece of shit.

Yeah its like an IQ test. If someone is all for no pollution and "green" power but rejects nuclear power they're someone who is one or a combination of things:

1) not interested in green power, but instead destroying democracy and capitalism
2) ignorant of science and how things work
3) scared of nuclear power to the point of paranoia

Any way you look at it, they're profoundly unserious and to be disregarded in conversation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)

506 440 Even without her dumbassness as a known quality, she looks like she'd complain about everything at the drop of a hat. She looks very high maintenance.

Ugh, she is NOT attractive.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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But that's not the issue BC - the "real" issue is would you let her suck it? If that answer is yes then you would stick it in cray cray and we all KNOW how that turns out - and yet we persist. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (8SR1L)

507 Booker just compared it to fighting Nazis and going to the moon.
..........

Space Force!

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

508 2020 is beginning to look like a cakewalk

***

Don't fool yourself. Remember Bernies appeal.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (/9B7d)

509 >>Cenk Uygur is one of them. Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

I haven't played Scrabble in awhile, but

CENKUYGUR

would seem to be a pretty good hand of tiles...

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (Bdeb0)

510 >> Someone is pushing her and this agenda. I want names. And, ideally, locations and daily habits.

Saikat Chakrabarti

http://tinyurl.com/y77txemz

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (W+vEI)

511 Go long on Irish papist children!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 01:40 PM (Evws/)

512 Bluto's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 01:40 PM (QkjLD)

513 "Banks make money off of debt, both public and private. Having them in charge of how the economy runs is, IMO, stupid. Posted by: German Citizen


right, but we need people from the industry that understand the whole global game of high finance. How to get those tied to the industry to put America First instead of globalism? idk, but I think there are such people that understand our liberty (or for all citizens in the free world) is a higher purpose than having oligarchs run the world.


Maybe if we hadn't gone down the fiat currency path, and had no let Goldman Sachs people in every WH administration pulling the strings ... we would be in a different place. But here we are ...

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 01:40 PM (Cus5s)

514 482 It's funny how when she opens her mouth really wide her eyes retract back into their sockets,
.........

and her upper lip disappears
________________________________________

Like Alien.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 01:40 PM (RpM6k)

515 Graham wants congress to vote on the NGD.

Not just this. I want Trump to say that he'll sign it.


It would be the greatest comedic moment in history.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2019 01:40 PM (XrCyE)

516 Queens Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took to Twitter Friday to crow about reports that Amazon was reconsidering its plan to create a new campus in the Big Apple because of local opposition.

Good, let them eat cake

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2019 01:40 PM (uZjJV)

517 Probably not as they don't teach history anymore.

-
You know what they say. "History writers are losers."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)

518 481 We said the same thing about celebrating infanticide & transsexuals in the military.

I predicted both, but this, this is so out there its like saying we need to build princess castles on the moon for our unicorn army. Its ridiculous
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019

*
*
I can imagine unicorn chargers and cavalry troops. I mean, if you've got what amounts to a switchblade on your forehead, you're gonna use it, amirite?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2019 01:41 PM (7MRhd)

519 >>492 AOC with a Rising Sun headband and 'Divine Wind' caption....... Posted by: Voter theater. at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (0umhz)

If someone can only Photoshop her head onto Yukio Mishima's uniformed, speech-making, pre-seppuku body...

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 01:41 PM (Bdeb0)

520 Trump's greatest accomplishment doesn't get talked about enough: Making the Left go insane and reveal themselves in the process.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 08, 2019 01:41 PM (iMxDC)

521 I still can't figure out how Sandy from the Hood was the recipient of the perfect natural dentition. I'm sure her parents and siblings (whom we have never heard about) have the same.

No doubt the wide eyed look came naturally from her parents as well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 08, 2019 01:30 PM (MIKMs)

Because she grew up in Westchester county. Not exactly a barrio.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:41 PM (YTwfq)

522 Another link in who is behind her and what they really want:

Brand New Congress
Justice Democrats

Their spokesman just published who they are in The Nation.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yacugesj

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:41 PM (W+vEI)

523 You're correct of course, as she's not
intellectual enough nor original enough to craft it....
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 01:32 PM (/9B7d)


I tried to read it. It's word salad floating in a see of goo. Literally anybody could have written that, even a moron. Not one of Ace's morons, a real moron.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 01:42 PM (xxAFD)

524
Couldn't make Blazing Saddles today.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 01:38 PM (DMUuz)
I was a 're-enactor' . After we were done saving the Onion in 1863 during the day we'd convene around the campfire at night and figure out how to save the modern Onion, and the world. The plans were probably more realistic than the one this electric donkey bottom biter delivered the other day.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 01:42 PM (37IEG)

525 505 Yeah its like an IQ test. If someone is all for no pollution and "green" power but rejects nuclear power they're someone who is one or a combination of things:

1) not interested in green power, but instead destroying democracy and capitalism
2) ignorant of science and how things work
3) scared of nuclear power to the point of paranoia

Any way you look at it, they're profoundly unserious and to be disregarded in conversation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)

The fact that people like King Barry, Eric Swalwell, Sheila Jackson-Lee, and AOC continually get elected should have shown you that intellect has NOTHING to do with any of this.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 01:42 PM (UnA8+)

526 Queens Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took to Twitter Friday to crow about reports that Amazon was reconsidering its plan to create a new campus in the Big Apple because of local opposition.
------
Yeh w'at!?!?

She's against job creation in her own district??

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (Hx3Yn)

527 Ugh, she is NOT attractive.
=====================
I wouldn't mind seeing her topless, she appears to have nice lung warts. Also, I'll bet there's a video or 2 out there of her dancing. Horizontally. A female bartender from NY? I bet it's out there.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (ty7RM)

528 Under AOC plan, people who are working are essentially working for people who aren't.
=============\
Charity is a virtue, which is why socialism fails everywhere, but heaven.

Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (S8gfD)

529 What does baseball have to do with any of this!

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (n13/j)

530 481 We said the same thing about celebrating infanticide & transsexuals in the military.

I predicted both, but this, this is so out there its like saying we need to build princess castles on the moon for our unicorn army. Its ridiculous
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:36 PM (39g3+)

You mean [sniffs] we WON'T have unicorn castles [sniffs] on the moon? [tears well up] [sobs]

Posted by: Alexandra Donkey-Chompers at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (RD7QR)

531 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2019 01:39 PM (8SR1L)

She already sux.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (AllCR)

532 Trees do, in fact, make oxygen. AOC thinks socialism works. Which of the two is more grounded in reality?
Posted by: I like cookies at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (xxAFD)

--------,
So true.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM (5XJK7)

533 Nood.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM (ty7RM)

534 >>Queens Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took to Twitter Friday to crow about reports that Amazon was reconsidering its plan to create a new campus in the Big Apple because of local opposition.


Last week: Billionaires are immoral and we should tax them 70, 80, 90%!

This week: Hey, billionaire, why are you reconsidering building in my 'hood?!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 01:44 PM (W+vEI)

535 2020 is beginning to look like a cakewalk.


Posted by: hannitys_hybrid______________________
No kiddin, if you look up the definition of "Dat's Rayciss,"there's a picture of the cakewalk being performed, right next to it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 08, 2019 01:45 PM (8ZmvG)

536 What does baseball have to do with any of this!


Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (n13/j)
.........


She could put one in her mouth.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 01:45 PM (v0R5T)

537 >>529 What does baseball have to do with any of this! Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 01:43 PM (n13/j)

15,000 baseball fans at a park could be 15,000 rowers on a electro-gen galley. Potential energy is not being harvested.

That's what.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 01:45 PM (Bdeb0)

538 515 Graham wants congress to vote on the NGD.

Not just this. I want Trump to say that he'll sign it.


It would be the greatest comedic moment in history.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2019 01:40 PM (XrCyE)


Vic said that's how we got the 16th Amendment.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 01:45 PM (xjiRE)

539 RIP Albert Finney

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2019 01:45 PM (kG5hP)

540 She's against job creation in her own district??
______________________________________

Yeah. Capitalism sucks.

I cannot believe the Dems let this fruitcake out of the box.

Cuomo has to be furious. He spend a lot if his time and our money to bribe Amazon to come to New York and then she shits on it like Jerry Nadler after "Spoiled Brie Cheese Night" at the Colon Cleanse Corral.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 01:46 PM (RpM6k)

541 So apparently not only is Ocasio-Cortez being paid by Trump to ruin the Dems chances, now he's managed to bribe Booker, Harris, Warren and Gillibrand.

Posted by: Tom Gibson at February 08, 2019 01:46 PM (PtOM5)

542 Trump's greatest accomplishment doesn't get talked about enough: Making the Left go insane and reveal themselves in the process.
=======
Its his super power. Forcing lefty's to say and do the things they must not say and do.

that's what: "We will never be a socialist country" was all about.

Now they literally don't know whether to sh!+ or go blind.

He's a fun guy this Trump.

Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (S8gfD)

543 Real socialism has never been ruthlessly imposed by terrorism!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 01:47 PM (+y/Ru)

544 F#ck nuke, these psychos are even against hydro-electric power.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2019 01:48 PM (Evws/)

545 Funny thing is chargers will be "everywhere" soon enough. Tesla is building those fuckers by the hundreds every month.

Govt imbeciles like AOC think without govt nothing can ever happen.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 08, 2019 01:37 PM (Zrl+0)

Tesla will be out of business in a few years.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 08, 2019 01:48 PM (YTwfq)

546 Tesla will be out of business in a few years.
======
Or it will be a new government department.

Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2019 01:49 PM (S8gfD)

547 516 Queens Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took to Twitter Friday to crow about reports that Amazon was reconsidering its plan to create a new campus in the Big Apple because of local opposition.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

It matters not that she takes credit, it matters that she is given credit by so many.
She has a growing following and anyone that thinks mocking her looks all day long and her lack of experience is a negative, then they are ignoring the percentage of the population that would be thrilled if even 10% of her green scheme came to pass.

At one time the left relied on criticizing Trump's looks and lack of government experience.

Posted by: slowdown at February 08, 2019 01:49 PM (E+yET)

548 New DNC talking point. "If we didn't consider ideas like this, the Republicans will lead us into the age of the horse and buggy. Our plan will bypass that, and we'll have those really cool cars like Fred and Barney had tooling around Bedrock. We know. We've seen the documentary".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 08, 2019 01:51 PM (xzqr4)

549 Queens Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took to Twitter Friday to crow about reports that Amazon was reconsidering its plan to create a new campus in the Big Apple because of local opposition.

Good, let them eat cake
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2019 01:40 PM (uZjJV)
++++++++++
Terrible news. If they pull out of NY, they might reconsider CO...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 01:51 PM (I2dne)

550 What no one addresses, is the storage systems for solar "green energy".

Lithium batteries are nasty.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 01:53 PM (eDmrZ)

551 that Amazon was reconsidering its plan to create a new campus in the Big Apple because of local opposition.
=======
hardly surprising. Bezos after all, has a history of reneging on his promises.

Posted by: Mr. Pecker's Paper at February 08, 2019 01:53 PM (S8gfD)

552 What no one addresses, is the storage systems for solar "green energy".

Lithium batteries are nasty.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 01:53 PM (eDmrZ)
++++++++++
The pollution for lithium mining and extraction largely happens in East Asia. Therefore, it doesn't exist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (I2dne)

553 These people are making me actually (gulp) like Nancy Pelosi.

I am genuinely worried about the AOC revolution.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (VpnSm)

554 bunny boiler

Use cabs, take her to a motel, don't let her know where you live or what you drive. Don't let her alone with your wallet.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2019 01:55 PM (Y274z)

555 The pollution for lithium mining and extraction largely happens in East Asia. Therefore, it doesn't exist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 01:54 PM (I2dne)
**************
We've always been at war with East Asia.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2019 01:56 PM (Y274z)

556 All they need to do is take back the Presidency and the Senate and keep the House and they will go full bore on their far left wishlist. They're not fooling around anymore. They will ram it through, change the rules, pack the courts, and ban>>>jail>>>murder conservatives. Every town will have its own AOC, "getting even."

Posted by: Dystopia 2020 at February 08, 2019 01:57 PM (uloIh)

557 373 I want a chocolate fountain though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2019 01:24 PM (4ErVI)

I'm sorry you mentioned that. I'll go get some hot chocolate now.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 01:58 PM (xRJkg)

558 When she's not doing her jackass grin or crazy eyes, she looks good enough you'd swipe in the "I want more on this person" direction on tinder for her. It would only be about half way through the date you realized you'd landed a lunatic with teeth like a donkey and bug eyes.

http://tinyurl.com/ycerayv2

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)

559 I haven't played Scrabble in awhile, but



CENKUYGUR



would seem to be a pretty good hand of tiles...


That's not a word!!!

Posted by: Scrabble Player at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (7s3Gx)

560 AOC has been chillin with Ted Turner and the Gore man AOC it's just the spokesgirl. She's not smart enough to realize that when the revolution falters her neck will be one of the first ones on the Block

Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 08, 2019 01:59 PM (5yqyH)

561 Use cabs, take her to a motel, don't let her know where you live or what you drive. Don't let her alone with your wallet.

Don't bring your phone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (39g3+)

562 The sad thing about all of this is that it shouldn't be D.O.A. because it cannot be done, but it should be D.O.A. because it is not necessary in the first place!

The entire foundation of the "global warming/climate change" movement is the idea that CO2 emissions are bad for the environment and cause the earth to warm. That was proven a lie years ago. In addition, the entire movement has been proven to be a scam where the leaders lie about data and fudge data constantly.

So, there is no logical and scientific foundation for any of apocalyptic nonsense these people have been spewing the past 2+ decades. Climategate was 9 years ago. That *should* have been the end of this nonsense as it exposed the entire movement as a scam.

Even without that, we have decades worth of "predictions" by these people, NONE of which have come true.

So with that as a background, even if we COULD pay for all of this, there is absolutely NO reason to do it! The earth is not warming, we are not destroying the earth.

"Global warming/climate change" movement should be treated as the religious cult that it is and ignored. Instead, we have political parties and industries working to completely disrupt society all because the majority of people are too stupid to understand this is actually a scam.

Aggravating...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (7A4qQ)

563 Someone should clue her in that they eat their offspring

Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 08, 2019 02:00 PM (5yqyH)

564 conservatives are so dumb, who would be part of a group of losers like this? imagine thinking in your 60 year old self that politics involves convincing people of things and not voting in your ethnic bloc. AOC will be president, an ability she will have due to conservative obsession making her famous. Then she will win due to demographics. You people need to retire to your yachts with your ill-gotten gains, our generation will work on carving out a place where we aren't in daily fear of being hacked to pieces with machettes, building 18-foot concrete walls tipped with broken glass where our picket fences used to be, putting bars on our windows and doors, and all the fun things enjoyed in places like brazil and south africa

Posted by: dw at February 08, 2019 02:03 PM (X8FSN)

565 O X I D I Z E
Crappy tiles! Who could make a word out of that?

Posted by: homer simpson at February 08, 2019 02:04 PM (Evws/)

566 Thanks for the "nood", guys!

Posted by: homer simpson at February 08, 2019 02:07 PM (Evws/)

567 Normally mild Seattle is bracing for its second snowstorm this week Friday and Saturday.

And with yet another snowstorm forecast for early next week, Seattle-area meteorologist Cliff Mass said the storms could be "one of greatest snow events in decades."

A winter storm warning has been issued for the Seattle area. Up to half a foot of snow is possible from the Friday-Saturday storm throughout the region. Officials say travel could be very difficult and that blowing snow could contribute to reduced visibility.


.. I thought the Green New Deal was supposed to fix this

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 02:14 PM (QkjLD)

568 BTW - Aren't most trains powered by combustion engines running on fossil fuels.

Posted by: MaDuece at February 08, 2019 02:14 PM (0dmP2)

569 "554
bunny boiler



Use cabs, take her to a motel, don't let her know where you live or what you drive. Don't let her alone with your wallet.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2019 01:55 PM (Y274z)"
...
No need to even carry the wallet if you're not driving.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM (67XdO)

570 She is the Fyre Festival of Five Year Plans.

Posted by: Tex at February 08, 2019 02:16 PM (Tto6v)

571 57 Idiocracy is becoming a documentary.

Posted by: red speck at February 08, 2019 12:56 PM

Speaking of documentaries, Netflix just paid $10mil to have a documentary starring AOC...

I think the working title is "Idiocrazy".

https://bit.ly/2BqlDDo

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 08, 2019 02:17 PM (7A4qQ)

572 Hey Seattle Amazon has tire chains only 89.95. Jeff B will have them droned right to your doorstep. Of course you have to be smart enough to know how to put them on. I'm past giggling now I'm laughing

Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 08, 2019 02:22 PM (5yqyH)

573 AOC manifest multiple attributes of subclinical aspd

Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 08, 2019 02:24 PM (5yqyH)

574 Tesla will be out of business in a few years.
======
They'll be out of the car business.

Posted by: Jolo at February 08, 2019 02:25 PM (WrMOC)

575 I love me some big donkey teeth.

Posted by: Bob the Odontophilliac at February 08, 2019 02:28 PM (WrMOC)

576 @573
And acute, fulminant stoopid.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 08, 2019 02:34 PM (koNhm)

577 Once Bezos is locked in, the New York Commies will milk him like the Collective's only cow.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2019 02:36 PM (Ndje9)

578 547 At one time the left relied on criticizing Trump's looks and lack of government experience.
Posted by: slowdown at February 08, 2019 01:49 PM (E+yET)

Good point.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 02:37 PM (xRJkg)

579 Donkey-Chompers--heh.
Or as they say down south, Ba-Donk-a-Chomp.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2019 02:37 PM (Ndje9)

580
Just the other day I heard someone say I was the embodiment of the Stunning Krugerand effect or something like that.

I think it speaks to my being a valued agent of change.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio, B.S. (Econ., Boston Universitas). at February 08, 2019 02:38 PM (koNhm)

581
She will not age well.

How come we never hear her talk?

Posted by: Joe Walker at February 08, 2019 03:03 PM (xv43o)

582 90% of democrats say they would vote for her for president if she was old enough. right media is giving the type of hype that left media gives trump.

Posted by: ramondo at February 08, 2019 03:06 PM (VzDKh)

583 >What no one addresses, is the storage systems for solar "green energy".
>Lithium batteries are nasty.
Not to mention incredibly expensive. Such that a solar utility company would be insane to use them unless absolutely necessary.
Solar panels could be free and it would still be very expensive because of just the batteries and replacement/maintenance alone, that gives an idea of how goddamn expensive batteries are.

Posted by: fb at February 08, 2019 03:16 PM (JVEmw)

584 DONKEY CHOMPERS!! Hilarious! ACE you are the best!!

Posted by: OzzieIsMyDog at February 08, 2019 03:19 PM (iOwhL)

585 You ask for a miracle, I give you the AOC

Posted by: Hans at February 08, 2019 03:50 PM (bhPL1)

586 Someone needs to tell Beth Warren that we already live in a land with clean air and clean water (except for deep blue Flint MI).

Posted by: steve walsh at February 08, 2019 05:10 PM (WGj9s)

587 Focus needs to be on what the GND means for daily life. Recognize that electric power will be a fraction of current levels. It will be strictly rationed and it will not be available 24/7. Freedom of movement will be restricted because private autos will be banned. Expect to be assigned a job and a domicile rather than have freedom to plan your own life and move about according to your own decisions.

Posted by: Nunya Bidness at February 09, 2019 06:56 AM (BE2ES)

588 Okay Meme Makers, we need one with Alexandra Donkey Chompers with the caption: "I Sense A Disturbance In The Horse"

Posted by: Mongo at February 09, 2019 11:51 AM (BD7Qt)

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News/Chat