AOC's New Green Deal: Ban Cars, Ban Airplanes, Ban Cows (They Fart and Create Methane), and Also, Open Borders Forever

Ed Driscoll digests it.

Tiana Lowe also looked into it:



As I like to point out: Whenever Mexican or other countries' territory was incorporated into the US, all persons living on that land were made US citizens automatically. The law said so. When the US annexed New Mexico, all those who had formerly been Mexican citizens in New Mexico immediately also became US citizens.

It is not true that anyone was dispossessed of US citizenship who had been here.

That's why she speaks of "cultures" having been here, not people. Because all the actual people who were in the US at the time of incorporation did become US citizens. She wants to say that anyone who is racially Hispanic, even if they have never had a single point of contact with the US in not only their own history but their entire family's history, is owed US citizenship on purely racial grounds.

This is sometimes (wrongly) called "La Reconquesta." That's wrong, because there's no "Re" here. The people who are attempting the Reconquesta never conquesta'ed the US before, and in fact never lived here nor had any legal claim to live here, before.

You can't re-do something you've never before done.

There is no Right to Return to a place ya never been.

They're arguing for a new right to conquest -- based exclusively on (ta-da!) a claimed right-by-race.

She's not arguing for an individual's right to citizenship -- say, if that individual's family had been unlawfully removed from the US, or if that individual was improperly denied a visa or improperly denied citizenship after completely all legally required steps.

No, she's arguing that some people have a purely Racial Right to US citizenship -- their Race gives them superior rights to all others.

Well then. If AOC wants to promote the idea of US citizenship based purely on racial identity, should we ask other racial interests groups if they would like to make their own proposals for purely race-based citizenship?

Why do only Hispanics get to play this game of La Raza? The media tells me everyday that the US is teeming with White Nationalists who want to form an ethnostate. Why does AOC have a better claim in forming one than they do? Once the principle of Racial Right of Sovereignty is established and accepted, then it's just a matter of arguing about which race gets the spoils.

More from Tiana Lowe here.

Here's my modest proposal: Trump and Congressional Republicans should pass an law that allows -- or even requires -- a state to act as the Laboratory for testing AOC's ideas. I nominate the state of New York, because it's very liberal, claims to be very, very concerned with the environment, and it foisted this borderline-retard on us.

New York, then, will be required to do all the things that AOC demands of it -- we can suspend the ordinary constitutional protections against state coercion for these purposes; I mean, this is such an important cause, should a very old piece of paper written by dead white men stand in the way of progress? -- and we allow (or require) New York to ban cars, airplane travel, and cows (and all other ruminant sources of meat).

Hell, let's just do what she so clearly wants us to do and declare her Political Messiah.

Then we build some big beautiful walls around New York, Snake Plissken style, and we check back in ten fucking years and ask whatever survivors are still remaining what they think of Breakfast Club Evita.

So Much to Cover: I forgot to mention, this retard's "Green Deal" also guarantees "economic security to those unable or unwilling to work..."

Well, combine that with declaring flatly that anyone with a single drop of Hispanic blood has a racial right to citizenship, and... Wow.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:23 PM




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1 LUL

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:24 PM (BXMxN)

2 I guess that means Spaniards aren't Hispanics, or Latinos.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (k1TUh)

3 "Rules for Thee, but not for Me."

Posted by: Hikaru at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (pgXNG)

4 This bitch is a gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (BXMxN)

5 2 I guess that means Spaniards aren't Hispanics, or Latinos.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (k1TUh)

If English is the language of Evil White Colonizers, then why isn't Spanish?

Why aren't latinos demanding everyone learn Nahautl, instead?

Posted by: Hikaru at February 07, 2019 06:26 PM (pgXNG)

6 Open borders and socialism are not compatible. There's no way the state can pay for an unlimited number of people wandering in.
Ultimately the borders have to be closed both ways.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:26 PM (aCNZ6)

7 7

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 06:26 PM (NLLmE)

8 Tie her around the necks of the dims until they beg her to go home.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 07, 2019 06:26 PM (0OmEj)

9 The Green New Deal is more or less exactly the policy proposal I would expect from a 30-ish Latnix bartender.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 07, 2019 06:27 PM (hdzef)

10 Ace,I think Cuomo has already mandated that all power must come from "renewables" and banned any drilling for oil and gas.

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:27 PM (BXMxN)

11 This year just gets Better and Better!


I'd love to see Hollywood pondering giving up flying their private jets.

We have a good friend who's an engineer for Gulfstream. His wife is an idiot lib. I need to casually mention this to her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

12 Does Loopy's watch remind her to breathe?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:27 PM (aCNZ6)

13 Willowed:

If they aren't freezer burnt, they are fine.

How do you tell? They look fine.
=====

If they look fine, then they probably aren't. You'll notice if they are...discoloration, the texture will appear different, etc.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (JcXHH)

14 AOC: the grifter that keeps on ...

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (R1c/N)

15 I wonder if the same people who make fun of Trump's spelling and grammar errors on Twitter will also mock AOC's mangling of the English language.

No, I really don't.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (2PXwn)

16 Our new gov., Brian Kemp, has had a brain fart. He's suddenly agreeing with the Progs here that offshore drilling (Georgia) should be banned.

Dammit, Brian.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

17 omg,


*snort

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (d7Ww2)

18
We have a good friend who's an engineer for Gulfstream. His wife is an idiot lib. I need to casually mention this to her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

I so want to be at the next table when you do that. Talk about dinner theater.

Posted by: moki at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (mFoNl)

19
I nominate the state of New York territory of Puerto Rico, because it's in need of being made great again.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (FlRtG)

20 AOC would lose a tic-tac-toe game against a box of hammers.

Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (88xKn)

21 11 Silly,THEY(the self annointed "elite" ) will give up nothing.Only the rubes will have to give up modern life.

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (BXMxN)

22 She thinks we can get rid of gas in 10 years.

*laugh track*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (4ErVI)

23 But Ace, is one State enough of a testing ground for these ideas? I would say we should do the same thing for CA.

Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (mpXpK)

24 beam me up, Scotty

Posted by: James Traficant at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (d7Ww2)

25 No overseas junkets for the horse-toothed fuckwit, I guess.

Posted by: spindrift at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (sXe+b)

26 Big, beautiful walls around it, but with those spinning gates that only let one person in at a time and only work going one way.

Then unload the caravans right at that fooking gate

Posted by: Roman Maroni at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (vCA4F)

27 She's burning out so quickly. Like a shooting star that fades too soon.

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (q177U)

28 Maybe she can declare herself Governor of Virginia! Who'd notice at this point.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (WNAuL)

29 So what race is latino anyway?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (6qErC)

30 >>>>AOC would lose a tic-tac-toe game against a box of hammers.
Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (88xKn)


OK, that's fucking funny.

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (q177U)

31 Really? Well if AOC wants to promote the idea of US citizenship based purely on racial identity,

It seems that she doesn't believe in the concept of citizenship (or the nation-state) at all.

I heard that she was called "Sandy Ocasio" in college. I wonder when it was that she decided to add the "Cortez" onto her name. He was one of the greats of Western Civilization, for sure, but I don't see her interest in him.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (PNUbZ)

32 Air travel.
All of it.
She literally wants to get rid of ALL air travel.

Which would make Ace's brilliant "fence off New York" idea especially welcome.

Posted by: Filly at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (aNmky)

33 Several "blue" states have passed self destructive "green" laws.

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (BXMxN)

34 Of course CA and NY being iso-states would no longer be eligible to vote in federal elections and would have no electors or congressional representatives..

Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (mpXpK)

35 We have a good friend who's an engineer for Gulfstream. His wife is an idiot lib. I need to casually mention this to her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)



I so want to be at the next table when you do that. Talk about dinner theater.

Posted by: moki at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (mFoNl)


We're already barely on speaking terms because she told me, the mom of a combat survivor, that she suffers from PTSD because her purse was stolen out of her car.

I am not kidding.


I have to get along with her on occasion in social situations. I just do my best to avoid the nitwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

36 she's totally cuckoo.

I nominate the state of California for the west coast version of the experiment.

build that wall!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (d7Ww2)

37 No noodin mofos.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (t6MX/)

38 She's burning out so quickly. Like a shooting star that fades too soon.
Posted by: Max Power

More like explosive verbal diarrhea.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (R1c/N)

39 I like the NY idea, just so long as my brother and sister get a chance to leave. Especially my brother, who has been gloating since 2016 that his county voted for Trump. (Richmond didn't.)

BTW, can "Florida Man" be replaced by "Virginia Man", or, more accurately, "Virginia Democrat"?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (VaN/j)

40 J.J. can escape New York and hang glide to freedom with Pam Grier.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (kQs4Y)

41 I like how she says "our" in the people that don't have to follow laws. She's exempt you see.
Also coming from say, Honduras, wtf give them an advantage in the US without a historical connection?
Well then, Russians here don't need to follow election laws then.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (r+sAi)

42 So did Pelosi let her insane Green Deal get through because she's losing her grip, or so that the stupid little bimbo will torpedo herself on her own stupidity? Also, if it's the latter, what are the chances it backfires and this insanity gets through when the Dems are in full control again?

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (pPQeR)

43 I thought the only decent writers at the Wash Examiner were York and Zito.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (VaN/j)

44 Pelosi's dentures are losing their grip.

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (BXMxN)

45 10 Ace,I think Cuomo has already mandated that all power must come from "renewables" and banned any drilling for oil and gas."

The funniest thing about Cuomo banning drilling is that he's been crying about how New York is short of money - except that the states that have a lot of drilling (like Texas) earn a HUGE amount of Government Revenue from excise taxes and royalties on state lands, not to mention all the other taxes that flow in from all of the increased economic activity. It's like saying "Hey Cuomo, here's a free billion dollars in state revenue you could have, just for the asking!: and he says "Naah, I don't want it."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (k1TUh)

46 I look forward to the day when AOC is back to bar tending. I'll bet she sucked at that, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

47 What impresses me the most about Ben Shapiro is how he's completely lost his Romulan accent. Not a trace.

Of course, he still has the verbal "logic" tick, but I think that's affectation. He's trying to pass himself off as Vulcan.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)

48 10 Ace,I think Cuomo has already mandated that all power must come from "renewables" and banned any drilling for oil and gas.
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:27 PM (BXMxN)

I'm not sure of the exact impetus of this, but NY will not allow any new oil or gas pipelines to be built across their territory.

Which means we have annual natural gas shortages in New England every winter.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 07, 2019 06:33 PM (GBteo)

49 39 I like the NY idea, just so long as my brother and sister get a chance to leave. Especially my brother, who has been gloating since 2016 that his county voted for Trump. (Richmond didn't.)

BTW, can "Florida Man" be replaced by "Virginia Man", or, more accurately, "Virginia Democrat"?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (VaN/j)

Richmond COUNTY did. Staten Island in the hizzouse! Put on some Wu-Tang Clan and rock your MAGA hat.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 07, 2019 06:33 PM (pPQeR)

50 Ok, this woman is not hot.

The socialist crazy outweighs any aesthetic merit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:33 PM (JLQGI)

51 Bless her heart.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2019 06:33 PM (Z4rgH)

52 31 Really? Well if AOC wants to promote the idea of US citizenship based purely on racial identity,

It seems that she doesn't believe in the concept of citizenship (or the nation-state) at all.

I heard that she was called "Sandy Ocasio" in college. I wonder when it was that she decided to add the "Cortez" onto her name. He was one of the greats of Western Civilization, for sure, but I don't see her interest in him.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair



She heard "Cortez the Killer" by Neil Young once?

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 06:33 PM (WNAuL)

53 Insty says she's already taken down her idiotic Green New Deal post.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:33 PM (WDxUi)

54 46 I look forward to the day when AOC is back to bar tending. I'll bet she sucked at that, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

I'm betting she sucked frequently when she tended bar.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 07, 2019 06:33 PM (pPQeR)

55 Leavin' on that midnight train to...Hawaii?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 06:34 PM (t2P6q)

56 How much would CO2 levels drop if AOC just shut up?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2019 06:34 PM (VaN/j)

57 53 Insty says she's already taken down her idiotic Green New Deal post.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:33 PM (WDxUi)

Someone told her she was finally bug nuts insane?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:34 PM (JLQGI)

58 37 No noodin mofos.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (t6MX/)

Nood announcements are also going to be banned under the Green New Deal.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 06:34 PM (4ErVI)

59 45 Not to mention all the jobs but it is dirty money and the left likes people poor,unemployed and pliable.

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:34 PM (BXMxN)

60 Instead use the phrase "learn the code"

Posted by: Bye Gone at February 07, 2019 06:35 PM (C4WwT)

61
We're already barely on speaking terms because she told me, the mom of a combat survivor, that she suffers from PTSD because her purse was stolen out of her car.

I am not kidding.


I have to get along with her on occasion in social situations. I just do my best to avoid the nitwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

WHAAAA????? Is she in counseling for this PTSD? Does she have flashbacks every time she picks up her handbag? I think you demonstrated immense self control by not slapping the ever loving snot out of her for that.

Jane, you are a pillar among women for the stuff you put up with. God bless you.

Posted by: moki at February 07, 2019 06:35 PM (mFoNl)

62 If you'd throw pedophilia into that headline you'd have a winner ...the FreeLove 60's triumph!!!!

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 07, 2019 06:35 PM (0umhz)

63 Sure, prove that you are a descendent of one of the Indian tribes in the US and maybe you have a claim. Otherwise you belong in the country where YOUR ancient tribe resided. For most Mexicans that means your claim is in MEXICO. Got it?

Posted by: ShitsWithBulls at February 07, 2019 06:35 PM (CDCKr)

64 ...check back in ten fucking years and ask whatever survivors are still remaining what they think of Breakfast Club Evita.

"That one? OK marbling. Probably should have gone with a braise, in hindsight."

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)

65 Just when you thought an elected official couldn't possibly be any more brain dead and hold office...voila...Little Lupe.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 07, 2019 06:35 PM (Tyii7)

66 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2019 06:35 PM (wxZSX)

67 I'll bet she sucked at that, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Go on ...

Posted by: Wee Willie Brown at February 07, 2019 06:35 PM (R1c/N)

68 43 I thought the only decent writers at the Wash Examiner were York and Zito.
Posted by: Eeyore



I like Salena Zito. She's a Pittsburgh gal so I'm a little biased.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (WNAuL)

69 moki, she's a former Chicago Bulls cheerleader. That explains so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

70 Here's my modest proposal: Trump and Congressional Republicans should pass an enabling act that permits -- or even requires -- a state to act as the Laboratory for testing AOC's ideas. I nominate the state of New York, because it's very liberal, claims to be very, very concerned with the environment, and it foisted this borderline (personality disorder) retard on us.

I don't think Andrew Cuomo would care much for this intrusion into his fiefdom. He might just change the post-birth abortion window to 30 years.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (VaN/j)

71 yeah, I've dealt with la raza in three states . it is true they think the land is theirs.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (gLMhO)

72 She's batshit cray cray.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (dUJdY)

73 I fully offer to go in, strapped of course, to rescue the President's wife.

Escape from NY II - Escape Harder

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (X8p7j)

74

Hispanic is the new Palestinian!


*vomits*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (/9p9e)

75 53
The best part of that is the strong indicator that conservatives are getting better at our fast-response mock game. Instead of reacting with anger and spittle, we are properly pointing and laughing, and she's backing slowly away from this shart.

Posted by: Filly at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (aNmky)

76 Yes.

I am with her.

I will not be told and criminalized.

Not because for my identity.

I know y'all are thinking about, but don't. even.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (wSGZR)

77 I know her type. I predict she'll shank somebody at some point, if she hasn't already.

Posted by: disgusting oration at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (vtd+q)

78 42 So did Pelosi let her insane Green Deal get through because she's losing her grip, or so that the stupid little bimbo will torpedo herself on her own stupidity? Also, if it's the latter, what are the chances it backfires and this insanity gets through when the Dems are in full control again?

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (pPQeR)

Even most Dems aren't going to vote for it and it makes AOC look like a farking moron. Nancy wants to encourage this perception.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (4ErVI)

79 That's why she speaks of "cultures"

-
Loopy speaking about culture is like my dog speaking about chess.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (+y/Ru)

80 54 46 I look forward to the day when AOC is back to bar tending. I'll bet she sucked at that, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

I'm betting she sucked frequently when she tended bar.
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 07, 2019 06:33 PM (pPQeR)

If she asked if wanted another while bugging her eyes out I think it would have set my feet to running.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (aCNZ6)

81 AOC's New Green Deal: Ban Cars, Ban Airplanes, Ban Cows (They Fart and Create Methane), and Also, Open Borders Forever

Ace, you're missing the two biggest things in her plan:

-- Tear down and rebuild every single house and structure in the United States (becase the existing ones aren't "green" enough)

-- Outlaw non-union jobs (i.e. make every single job in the US by law a union job).

Needless to say, she's a delusional nitwit on unparalleled dimensions.

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (c+2jX)

82 when she speaks, i hear charlie-brown-teacher-voice.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (VzI4f)

83 Ace,I think Cuomo has already mandated that all power must come from "renewables" and banned any drilling for oil and gas.

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:27 PM


Meanwhile the frackers are sideways drilling the fvck out of NY states oil and gas. I know a couple up on the border. Wealthy muthafvckas.

While NY State has a multi-billion dollar deficit. Sucks to be ya.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (jYje5)

84 Oh, fluck, I forgot to tell you guys I was wearing my super serious glasses when I said that.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (wSGZR)

85 "Breakfast Club Evita."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:23 PM


Ace, this is why I would work here for free! Oh, wait a second...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (/9p9e)

86 lol Jane, I remember you telling us that story.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (dUJdY)

87 Let me tell you about the time Charlie took my purse . . . .

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at February 07, 2019 06:38 PM (//K3c)

88 It's baffling to me that some commenters think she's hot.

Posted by: Chris M at February 07, 2019 06:38 PM (uGm8A)

89 I am definitely making the Wall of Shame this week. I've had waaay too much fun here.

It will get me through the extremely sad memorial service we have to attend this weekend for my husband's murdered cousin.

I do love this place and each and every 'ron and 'ette.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

90 on unparalleled dimensions = of unparalleled dimensions.

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 06:38 PM (c+2jX)

91 Surely she didn't come up with this nitwit plan all on her own? It was a group of leftist lame brains?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 06:38 PM (AllCR)

92 Who will be the Duke of New York?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 06:38 PM (aKsyK)

93 Breakfast Club Evita.

Boom. Straight through the waterline, Ace.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (t/wZ4)

94 but NY will not allow any new oil or gas pipelines to be built across their territory. "

The Feds have already overruled, and construction is underway...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (6qErC)

95 AOC and the "justice" (social of course) group that she is a part of, scare the hell out of Nanzy P, Al Gore, et al who have been pushing AGW etc. just as a club against normals and/or have been making bank on the carbon credits and other indulgences for the church of gaia. They are now rueing all the true believers the schools and FNM + HW have produced.

MwaaHaaaHaaa you would be king MFers, even though this cult you've created could cripple the country if they get any more power.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (eASYU)

96 Open borders and socialism are not compatible. There's no way the state can pay for an unlimited number of people wandering in. Posted by: Northernlurker

Milton Freidman said you can't have open borders and a welfare state. But if you allow the Free Shit Army in, you will have mandated socialism--which is the whole plan.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (Ndje9)

97 Richmond COUNTY did. Staten Island in the hizzouse! Put on some Wu-Tang Clan and rock your MAGA hat.
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 07, 2019 06:33 PM (pPQeR)


Unfortunately, I live in Richmond VA. The city, not Richmond county, VA.

But we're having fun right now.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (VaN/j)

98 Mexico didn't have control of the territory they claimed and lost in the Mexican-American War and followed up by selling the US another big chunk, the Gadsden Purchase.
Mexico unloaded its headaches onto the US.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (1g7ch)

99 88 It's baffling to me that some commenters think she's hot.
Posted by: Chris M at February 07, 2019 06:38 PM (uGm8A)


I'd roger her from behind. That's about it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (/9p9e)

100 "We are standing on native land," she claimed, speaking just outside the U.S. Capitol

Hardly. That was nothing but swamp land. The Indians wanted nothing to do with it.

Besides, the Indians had no concept of land ownership - they just stayed in a place until they either hunted the species to local extinction or shitted the place up too much, and then moved to another spot. And a lot of the Indians took the wrong side in a few wars against America (and the Colonies). They're lucky they have anything left.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (PNUbZ)

101 Heh.

AOC's "green page" has already been taken down.

Let the mocking continue.

Posted by: Miklos, farting in AOC's general direction at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (zCyNd)

102 I've never heard Loopy talk but it would be fitting if she was an uptalker?
At least I think it would?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (aCNZ6)

103 Maduro is an ex-bus driver and look at what he's done for Venezuela!

Why not let an ex-bartender completely re-invent America while throwing away our wealth and way of like?

What could go wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

104 >>>Open borders and socialism are not compatible. There's no way the state can pay for an unlimited number of people wandering in.
Ultimately the borders have to be closed both ways.

That stage is called "normalization" and it's no fun for the freaks and trannies either.

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (q177U)

105 BECAUSE FOR!

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (wSGZR)

106 I, being somewhat less optimistic than ace about wall building around a fat-assed state, suggest Rhode Island. AOC can be made an honorary Rhode Islander.

Or maybe DC instead. Hell, it ain't even a state.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (Z4rgH)

107 I think we can safely say Occasional Cortex represents a fully developed socialist, incubated in the modern university.

Stupid as hell, full of unearned arrogance, proposing ridiculous policies, unaware of the reality of said proposals and unconcerned with the consequences.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (X8p7j)

108 I want my unwilling to work pay check. Do I get more money the more unwilling I am.

Posted by: BignJames at February 07, 2019 06:40 PM (cxHbL)

109 How about we crush and obliterate any and all resistance when we decide to annex everything south of the Mexican border. South America is ours, Baby!

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2019 06:40 PM (wxZSX)

110 The Green New Deal also guarantees "economic security" to all who are unable or unwilling to work.

That's right. Unwilling to work.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 06:40 PM (hjaPQ)

111 I know it's been mentioned before, but in the form it's written, the resolution would have no chance of becoming law even if the House passed it. It wouldn't go anywhere after that. This is just a messaging exercise with whereas this and whereas that and therefore it's the sense of the House that it should take up legislation to do all of the following in the laundry list that takes up the rest of the bill text.

Posted by: Vendette at February 07, 2019 06:40 PM (9/vGE)

112 The reason SA speaks spanish mostly is because of Spain. So really only citizens of Spain have these special rights.. i can make crap up too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 07, 2019 06:40 PM (r+sAi)

113 If the Green New Deal was actually implemented with the speed and scope it claims to be necessary, it would make Pol Pot's Cambodia look like a walk in the park.

Seriously. Everyone who opposed it would have to be taken out and shot.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 06:40 PM (sdi6R)

114 While NY State has a multi-billion dollar deficit. Sucks to be ya.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM (jYje5)

---
It's going to be interesting watching the Rust Belt spring back to life everywhere except New York.

On the other hand, they're trying to be the baby organ harvesting capital of the world, so maybe that will work out for them.


Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

115 101 Heh.

AOC's "green page" has already been taken down.

Let the mocking continue.
Posted by: Miklos, farting in AOC's general direction at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (zCyNd)



Pelosi is going to make sure she is a one-termer. Or try to anyway. All she needs to do is put Joe Crowley in blackface and she's toast!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:40 PM (/9p9e)

116 88 Some people like crazy bug eyes and snaggle teeth as long as the tits are nice

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:40 PM (BXMxN)

117 commenters think she's hot."

Doable...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (6qErC)

118 Her Ocean Trains will run on time, powered by magnetics, pyramids and crystals

She will open up the Tesla archives and publish the patent for the he water-burning engine

The 70 mpg carburetor will be released from the oil company vaults

Hemp will be legalized and we won't need oil for ropes, canvas, clothes or any other fabric

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (O+dX8)

119 "But Ace, is one State enough of a testing ground for these ideas? I would say we should do the same thing for CA."

Vic, I'm unfortunate enough to live in California. We already are.

Posted by: Undine at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (qq+1a)

120 >>I, being somewhat less optimistic than ace about wall building around a fat-assed state, suggest Rhode Island. AOC can be made an honorary Rhode Islander

No. You can have her.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

121 Her foot shall slide in due time.

Patience.

Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (hgpSN)

122 91 Surely she didn't come up with this nitwit plan all on her own? It was a group of leftist lame brains?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 06:38 PM (AllCR)

You are being too kind, Fen. She is exactly both stupid enough and industrious enough to come up with this crap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (JLQGI)

123 Most of the land the US got from Mexico was uninhabited, because of weather and, especially, Comanches.

Posted by: Miklos, Historiano de Latinoamerica at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (zCyNd)

124 Breakfast Club Evita.

Boom. Straight through the waterline, Ace.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (t/wZ4)

freakin' genius.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (XROPS)

125
Open borders and socialism are not compatible. There's no way the state can pay for an unlimited number of people wandering in.
Ultimately the borders have to be closed both ways.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:26 PM (aCNZ6)







Especially outgoing.

You thought you were going to escape, tovarisch?? Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (eXA4G)

126 Local News: Virginia leadership is failing in pieces.
National News: Investigating PDT.

proceed

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (ePWRo)

127 116 88 Some people like crazy bug eyes and snaggle teeth as long as the tits are nice
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:40 PM (BXMxN)

That's where paper bags come in.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (aCNZ6)

128 Outlaw non-union jobs (i.e. make every single job in the US by law a union job)."

I took an oath to never be in a union. Not kidding. I will not break that oath.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (hmdvv)

129 I look forward to the day this one is put on the tumbrel.

Sat Cong.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (t/wZ4)

130 when she speaks, i hear charlie-brown-teacher-voice.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 07, 2019 06:37 PM

I hear Differently-Abled.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (zmIJL)

131 So I assume AOC will be giving up her home? Since it's you know, on "native" land, whatever da fuq that means.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (L3YlV)

132 Chicago bulls cheerleader? I understand the Dallas cowboy Cheerleaders have nice elbows, but I know nothing about pro sports cheerleaders, except they seem to wear a lot of makeup.

Her husband put a ring on it, so, that's on him. Pretty on the outside fades, even with surgical attention. If you aren't pretty on the inside, those golden years are going to be miserable.

Posted by: moki at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (mFoNl)

133 107 I think we can safely say Occasional Cortex represents a fully developed socialist, incubated in the modern university.

Stupid as hell, full of unearned arrogance, proposing ridiculous policies, unaware of the reality of said proposals and unconcerned with the consequences.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (X8p7j)


"Oh, Mr. Dunning?"

"Yes, Mr. Krueger."

"Oh, Mr. Dunning."

"Yes, Mr. Krueger!..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (/9p9e)

134 I'd roger her from behind. That's about it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


JJ! I thought there was a rule about not putting your dick in crazy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)

135 Breakfast Club Evita.


Ace, you're a national treasure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

136 >>120 >>I, being somewhat less optimistic than ace about wall building around a fat-assed state, suggest Rhode Island. AOC can be made an honorary Rhode Islander

Rhode Island is a Connecticut penitentiary. I have made this clear several times.

Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (hgpSN)

137 She is so angry and agitated.

Is she Pisspanic?

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (R1c/N)

138 AOC's New Green Deal: Ban Cars, Ban Airplanes, Ban Cows (They Fart and Create Methane), and Also, Open Borders Forever


======


... but FIRST ban Conservatives! Wait, I think I know what all those new trains are going to be used for.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (WqPYg)

139 I dunno why Hispanics think they get a pass for murdering and/or enslaving the natives when their Spanish ancestors came over.

"Mestizo" is a made up political word created in an attempt to distance Mexico from Spain.


Posted by: Spade at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (LYoLc)

140 So really only citizens of Spain have these special rights.."

Portuguese say ... what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (6qErC)

141 Someone should ask Sandy Ocasio what she thinks about the FALN terrorists that Clinton pardoned in his last days. I bet she would have some interesting things to say about that. Quote worthy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (PNUbZ)

142 No, we are standing on our land, we won it fair and square.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

143 Nood announcements are also going to be banned under the Green New Deal.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 06:34 PM (4ErVI)

Give me noods, or give me death!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:43 PM (t6MX/)

144 I'd roger her from behind. That's about it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (/9p9e)

But she's not Australian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:43 PM (JLQGI)

145 It is not true that anyone was dispossessed of US citizenship who had been here.

ALMOST not true. The Apaches whose land was signed over to the US in the Gadsden Purchase might have a comment on that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 06:43 PM (ykYG2)

146 134 I'd roger her from behind. That's about it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


JJ! I thought there was a rule about not putting your dick in crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)


I'd be in blackface.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (/9p9e)

147 The funny part is, every millennial cretin is all excited about her being the ext president -- unaware that she's only 29 years old, and is not even allowed to run in 2020. Unfortunately by sheer luck, she'll turn 35 two weeks before the 2024 election, so technically she'll be eligible then -- but of course by then, she'll be a washed-up old cynical do-nothing DC hack. These honeymoon phases don't last very long. Every single Tea Party new congressperson in 2010 was already a nobody by 2012.

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (c+2jX)

148 "Breakfast Club Evita"

Poetry

Posted by: wooga at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (R4HqY)

149 "Yes, Mr. Krueger!..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (/9p9e)

"Calling Dr. Dunning, Dr. Krueger, Dr. Dunning..."

Posted by: Miklos, the forgotten sixth Stooge at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (zCyNd)

150 Why doesn't AOC offer to eat her own dog food?

She shouldn't be allowed to fly, or eat food (evil, fossil fuel trucks deliver that food). She should have to pay for that new building herself and run it. She should have to make her own clothes and walk everywhere because electricity comes from fossil fuel. No iPhone. No computer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (X8p7j)

151 Someone put me some knowledge where Breakfast Club Evita's people are from, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

152 Actually, the Latinos killed more 'Native Americans' than any northern Europeans ever did.

If an Indian has an Hispanic name it's because the Spaniards converted that individual's ancestors.

Fuck them. Fuck them with Cortez.

Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (8erNz)

153 Just let her keep talking.

Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (MVjcR)

154 Stop making fun of AOC for her super-serious Green Deal, guys. She pulled an all-nighter to get it finished.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (zmIJL)

155 144 I'd roger her from behind. That's about it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (/9p9e)

But she's not Australian.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:43 PM (JLQGI)


Good of you to remember that little tale. There is still front hole access from that angle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (/9p9e)

156 Give me noods, or give me death!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:43 PM (t6MX/)

No Noods, no peace.

This works on several levels.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (JLQGI)

157 ,Kamala Harris co-sponsored the bill. No, really. This needs to be stated loudly and often.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (jUVms)

158 Either AOC is really dumb, or she is still an Adam Smith acolyte and this is all an act designed to discredit the left through pure ridiculousness.

I want the latter to be true, because it would be funnier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (zZbCU)

159 might have a comment on that."

Doubtful... as it's been a few years...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (6qErC)

160 151 Someone put me some knowledge where Breakfast Club Evita's people are from, please.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)


Westchester County.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (/9p9e)

161 What's funny is it's really easy for Democrats to just be vague about what they want and they usually get away with it.

Ocasio demanding Democrats put all of this nonsense on paper and spell it out reveals just how stupid this stuff really is. Like something a child would come up with.

Socialism needs to be debated and ridiculed in the public square. Conservatives thought we had won this argument once and for all, but there's always a new generation of suckers.

Posted by: Blago at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (UfkIY)

162 Does she think Russians should get Alaska's oil and the French get free beignets when they visit NO ? And what about those Brits?

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (XROPS)

163 We are scarfing st this lunatic idea, but we should also take a few moments to remember this is exactly how the income tax amendment was passed back in the early 1900s.


The Democrats has pushed for an income tax for a long time but would never put it up for a vote because they thought it would be an embarrassing failure. In an effort to embarrass the Democrats the stupid Republicans put it up for a vote. And you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (mpXpK)

164 She's batshit cray cray.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (dUJdY)
.........

You're too kind.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

165 107 I think we can safely say Occasional Cortex represents a fully developed socialist, incubated in the modern university.

Stupid as hell, full of unearned arrogance, proposing ridiculous policies, unaware of the reality of said proposals and unconcerned with the consequences.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (X8p7j)


That's what scares me. Universities are churning out clones of her by the millions.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

166 Who knew that when we started and won the Spanish American War that it would actually be a loss?

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (bAnRM)

167 AOC looked like an airheaded bored teenager during the SOTU.
She's an embarrassment.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (MIvRT)

168 Spot on, as usual.

Except I nominate Florida.

Posted by: scottst at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (v+8+I)

169 "95 AOC and the "justice" (social of course) group that she is a part of, scare the hell out of Nanzy P, Al Gore, et al who have been pushing AGW etc. just as a club against normals and/or have been making bank on the carbon credits and other indulgences for the church of gaia. They are now rueing all the true believers the schools and FNM + HW have produced."

It's rich that they thought they always would be senior partners. The same is happening with the white leftists who thought their minority victims never would expect them to recognize their privilege and step aside. Prediction: 2020 will be the biggest clusterfuck for the Democrats since '68.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (iw59Q)

170 She's managed to piss of Nancy Pelosi by storming her office, and now she's pissed off Maizie "my grandparents ran a whorehouse" Hirono.


She can only go up from here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

171
Good of you to remember that little tale. There is still front hole access from that angle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (/9p9e)
-----
I'm proud to say I was present in that thread.

Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (MVjcR)

172 Especially outgoing.

You thought you were going to escape, tovarisch?? Heh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (eXA4G)

I was in Greece when the Berlin Wall came down. The Soviet ambassador to Greece was begging for asylum, because he was afraid to go back. He and his wife were actually rather nice. (but looked just like the Wendy's commercial in the 80's)

Posted by: moki at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (mFoNl)

173 146 134 I'd roger her from behind. That's about it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


JJ! I thought there was a rule about not putting your dick in crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)


I'd be in blackface.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (/9p9e)

When you get her to her happy place she screams "man is born free but every where is in chains. FREE ME, FREE ME NOW. Z

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (aCNZ6)

174 >>Rhode Island is a Connecticut penitentiary.

Pfft. Connecticut is a rest stop with bad roads on the way to somewhere. We could take it with one of our Boy Scout troops.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 06:46 PM (/tuJf)

175 You don't understand. The government just barrows the money and put everybody to work then the workers pay the money back. It's a win win.

Posted by: Alijandria at February 07, 2019 06:46 PM (ePWRo)

176 It's about extensions, you see these extensions?

Posted by: Alijandria at February 07, 2019 06:46 PM (ePWRo)

177 "The reason SA speaks spanish mostly is because of Spain. So really only citizens of Spain have these special rights.."

Spain was part of the Roman Empire, so those rights truly belong to the Romans.

EXCEPT the Roman foundational myths say they started when a veteran of the Trojan War settled on the Palatine, so, really, the Greeks deserve the honors.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 06:46 PM (hmdvv)

178 They were making fun of the Green New Deal on Twatter. A fartless chicken in every pot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 06:46 PM (+y/Ru)

179 AOC is One, primarily because she has a great rack.
But, crazy, so there is a rule that applies.
There are varying values of crazy.
JJ gets behind some values.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 07, 2019 06:46 PM (8iiMU)

180 147 Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (c+2jX)


We thought this about Kenya Kona Blend and look what happened. I do not take her lightly all things considered. But 2019 is not 2008 by a long shot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:47 PM (/9p9e)

181 152 Actually, the Latinos killed more 'Native Americans' than any northern Europeans ever did.

If an Indian has an Hispanic name it's because the Spaniards converted that individual's ancestors.

Fuck them. Fuck them with Cortez.
Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (8erNz

======

The funniest part is that Indians are almost considered a lower class in Latin American countries. They take pride in their Spanish heritage, very much so.

And here comes AOC, pretty much demanding that they embrace their Indian heritage and blood. It's almost like she doesn't know her audience that well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 07, 2019 06:47 PM (zZbCU)

182 I like the Ace One State plan, NY or Leftifornia

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 06:47 PM (/rm4P)

183 Westchester County.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (/9p9e)


And her dad walked 30 miles in the rain and gave his coat to a hobo, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

184
Dear Ms. Ocasio-Cortez,

I write to ask for your support regarding a grant proposal for the Tzampotli de Tradicion Indigena project....







Posted by: Miklos, working the OPM angle at February 07, 2019 06:47 PM (zCyNd)

185 them with Cortez"

Dude burned ships. Lots of CO2...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2019 06:47 PM (6qErC)

186 So is anyone else speculating that this has come about because the democrats are scared of this lunatic and so they actually urged her to put this out because they knew it would relegate her to Nut job housemember as the ceiling of her career.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2019 06:47 PM (WaxcS)

187
They're lucky they have anything left.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (PNUbZ)







Hey, that's what the Injuns get for being on our land before we got here. Hmph.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2019 06:47 PM (eXA4G)

188 A fartless chicken in every pot....


That's awesome!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (X8p7j)

189 The best part is Trump saw her coming from a billion miles away. He shouted her out during one of the pre-election rallies so we'd keep an eye out.

The man is a genius.

Posted by: Filly at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (aNmky)

190 Breakfast Club Evita.

Pure poetry.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (gC2IV)

191 "We have nothing to fear, but cow-farts themselves."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (+y/Ru)

192 Boysengirls, we all need Tshirts declaring that we support Reconquista.

And make sure they have a picture of Spain. Should sell like hotcakes. I have no idea why these fucking ignoramuses want to invoke it, but if we must.

Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (81uw/)

193
Question: Has anyone actually heard her speak Spanish? And not like Stevie Wonder at the opening of "don't you worry 'bout a thing." ?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (/9p9e)

194 All land in the world, 100%, is "native land" that once "belonged" to someone else.

And An Imbecile Shall Lead Them

Posted by: Sharkman at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (bQngX)

195 I wouldn't call her "hot". But I do think she needs to redistribute her ass to those in need.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

196 , really, the Greeks deserve the honor"

So we're back to buttsex, then?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (6qErC)

197 So when do we get to see the AOC sex video?

Copy that, Hillary?

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (wxZSX)

198 Any chance you'll let we few manhattan dwellers who have documented proof of our loyalty like say... a New York City handgun permit that took us a full year to obtain... move in with our cousins in Texas temporarily until we can work out something longer term?

Posted by: Tom at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (s0h8C)

199 Stupid as hell, full of unearned arrogance, proposing ridiculous
policies, unaware of the reality of said proposals and unconcerned with
the consequences.


A perfect summation.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 07, 2019 06:49 PM (Tyii7)

200 She's managed to piss of Nancy Pelosi by storming
her office, and now she's pissed off Maizie "my grandparents ran a
whorehouse" Hirono.


She can only go up from here.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

Imagine what the delegates from Guam, American Samoa, and the Northern Mariana Islands thought.

Posted by: Vendette at February 07, 2019 06:49 PM (9/vGE)

201 so, really, the Greeks deserve the honors.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 06:46 PM (hmdvv)

Livin' la Vida Griega

Posted by: Ricky Martin at February 07, 2019 06:49 PM (zCyNd)

202 188 A fartless chicken in every pot....

That's awesome!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (X8p7j)


And... POT!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:49 PM (/9p9e)

203 Indians hate snow because it's white and it's on their land.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:49 PM (aCNZ6)

204 Maybe this is what Rep Nydia Velazquez (D-NY) was talking about when she said that CJ Pearson -- a black male sort-of-conservative teenager -- should be afraid of her.

https://tinyurl.com/y8js8obv

Posted by: baldilocks at February 07, 2019 06:49 PM (SIP8o)

205 its funny
I just read that new York is short 2 something billion dollars but the rich only pay 43%
Coumo said he cant raise taxes on them anymore or they'll flee the state
why don't they trust their new rep and go for 90%
its what they voted for

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 07, 2019 06:49 PM (bLfdc)

206 Yes.
She has the surname of her Conquistador heritage.
And those cultures...
They practice the religion, language, and many of the other "cultures" of the Conquistadors...
Her "native" culture was primitive, still Stone Age in technology:
1. They enslaved other tribes.2. They had no concept of the wheel.3. They had no concept of animal husbandry.4. They had no concept of metal.5. They had no concept of windsails.6. They had no concept of water power*.
When the Conquistadors (and Columbus) first ventured to the New World, they encountered mass sacrifices and cannibalism (see Caribe tribes and others).
* The Hohokam here in AZ did figure out basic hydrology and built a massive canal-based irrigation system, but because of evil Whitey burning all that wood, Global Warming killed them, or something,...back in 1000AD...
Good god, is this what the next generation is delivering to us?
As Reagan said: it only takes one generation to send us back into slavery.

Posted by: JDUBYA at February 07, 2019 06:49 PM (FQ2t6)

207 Lupe's non-binding unicorn-fart fantasy is the legislative equivalent of refrigerator art. The grown-ups patted her on the head.

"If You Like Your Golf Cart, You Can Keep Your Golf Cart!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 07, 2019 06:49 PM (Ndje9)

208 >>So is anyone else speculating that this has come about because the democrats are scared of this lunatic and so they actually urged her to put this out because they knew it would relegate her to Nut job housemember as the ceiling of her career.

She already has some of the presidential wannabes signing on to her plan including Kamala Harris as a co-sponsor.

If that was their plan it backfired.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

209 And make sure they have a picture of Spain. Should sell like hotcakes.

Hotscakes, darlink!

Posted by: Eva Gabor at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (zCyNd)

210 Ten Years Later: they open the walls and see...

Paradise.

How's that for a twist ending, baby?

Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (y87jW)

211 We never should have given Mexico City back to Mexico.

Fuck them, we matched on it and occupied it

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (O+dX8)

212 Someone ask her to explain why there is a border between Mexico and Guatmala

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (h1jJh)

213 So is anyone else speculating that this has come about because the democrats are scared of this lunatic and so they actually urged her to put this out because they knew it would relegate her to Nut job housemember as the ceiling of her career.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2019 06:47 PM (WaxcS)

----------------------

Nah, this is just pandering to her moonbat base. No way Nanzi lets a bill like this see the light of day on the House floor.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (ffYR/)

214 202 188 A fartless chicken in every pot....

That's awesome!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (X8p7j)


And... POT!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

don't tell willow

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (d7Ww2)

215 OC is One, primarily because she has a great rack.
But, crazy, so there is a rule that applies.
There are varying values of crazy.
JJ gets behind some values.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 07, 2019 06:46 PM (8iiMU)

Girls! Girls, doesn't this make us feel better about ourselves?

I know it helps me, low standards and all.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (gLMhO)

216 Honey, the good news is our trip to Europe is on. The bad news is it will take a month to get there and back.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (4e+hS)

217 OT: I'd never seen this before but it's quite illustrative. Our objective media:

https://bit.ly/2I0G2Ew

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (+y/Ru)

218 That's what scares me. Universities are churning out clones of her by the millions.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

Millennials, with their ignorance or history - or narcissism to pretend it begins with their generation - are the worst at this.
Millions sacrificed on the altar of socialism in the 20th century don't mean a lick to these retards.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (t6MX/)

219 glares at nurse, I thought we were pals!

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (gLMhO)

220
124Breakfast Club Evita.

Boom. Straight through the waterline, Ace.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 06:39 PM (t/wZ4)

freakin' genius.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (XROPS)

^^ Actually LOL IRL

Posted by: Iris at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (lSFe/)

221 I think the conquista they refer to (but don't/won't name) is the one where the Spanish moved north from Mexico and from the coastal ports west and conquered (read exterminated) the Native American tribes already there.

People always leave out that the Spanish were the first invaders of North America. (or close to it but tiny villages on the East Coast shouldn't count as an invasion).

They also expanded the usage of slaves and the exploitation of natural resources shipped back to Spain.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (bAnRM)

222 Dis-annoxiationism?

Posted by: NC Ref at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (KB3MD)

223 204 Maybe this is what Rep Nydia Velazquez (D-NY) was talking about when she said that CJ Pearson -- a black male sort-of-conservative teenager -- should be afraid of her.

https://tinyurl.com/y8js8obv
Posted by: baldilocks at February 07, 2019 06:49 PM (SIP8o)


I saw that and meant to comment on it. That slag is in the next district up from me. Face looks someone set it on fire and tried to put it out with a track shoe.

Better not write any more lest you get the wrong/right idea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (/9p9e)

224 166
Who knew that when we started and won the Spanish American War that it would actually be a loss?


Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (bAnRM)

The US did not "start" the Spanish American War per se. And that war had nothing to do with Mexico.

Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (mpXpK)

225 And she yelled out "y'all"? How dare she.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (XROPS)

226 but of course by then, she'll be a washed-up old cynical do-nothing DC hack. These honeymoon phases don't last very long. Every single Tea Party new congressperson in 2010 was already a nobody by 2012.
Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (c+2jX)


Is that a fancy way of saying "#LearnToCode?

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (q177U)

227 Actually, the Latinos killed more 'Native Americans' than any northern Europeans ever did.

And even that was almost entirely unintentionally, by way of disease; and of the rest of the Native Americans the Spaniards did kill on purpose, most of that was done by... Native American allies. So it went in Central America anyway.

South America, I agree, the Spaniards behaved like pirates. But there too most of the killing was disease.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (ykYG2)

228 "2. They had no concept of the wheel."

They had wheels. On toys. But not on anything bigger.

Brilliant!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (hmdvv)

229 If Loopy and Congressman Pencil Neck would ever breed their offspring would look like a cross between a dragon fly and a chihuahua.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:52 PM (aCNZ6)

230 She's a borderline retard but she stokes the collective hatred of many, many people. She's dangerous. How do you handle her? Mockery? Direct attack?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 07, 2019 06:52 PM (H8QX8)

231 Nah, this is just pandering to her moonbat base. No way Nanzi lets a bill like this see the light of day on the House floor.



Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (ffYR/)

And Nancy is keeping her off the new climate change committee that's being created.

Posted by: Vendette at February 07, 2019 06:52 PM (9/vGE)

232 Ace. They'll have to build a walled corridor so that ppl can get to the rest of the US or the NorthEast States.

Serve 'em right.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:52 PM (bAnRM)

233 229 If Loopy and Congressman Pencil Neck would ever breed their offspring would look like a cross between a dragon fly and a chihuahua.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:52 PM (aCNZ6)


"Yikes!"

- - Marty Feldman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:52 PM (/9p9e)

234 This is what happens when you elect the freshman dorm to congress.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 06:53 PM (gC2IV)

235 230 She's a borderline retard but she stokes the collective hatred of many, many people. She's dangerous. How do you handle her? Mockery? Direct attack?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 07, 2019 06:52 PM (H8QX

Mockery won't work since we do not control Social(list) Media.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:53 PM (/9p9e)

236 "Actually, the Latinos killed more 'Native Americans' than any northern Europeans ever did."

More Africans, too. Although the Portugese and French deserve a dishonorable mention.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 06:53 PM (hmdvv)

237 203 Indians hate snow because it's white and it's on their land.

Good pun, poor history, the northern tribes did amazingly well through winter.



Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2019 06:53 PM (8erNz)

238 ah, willow.

just joshin you.

we can share a bowl,,come on now.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

239 War. We beat the Indians. We beat the Mexicans. It's ours. Get the hell over it.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 07, 2019 06:53 PM (jUVms)

240 They had wheels. On toys.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (hmdvv)


I see nothing wrong with this. That's the best kind of toy, right there.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 06:53 PM (t+qrx)

241 Someone ask her to explain why there is a border between Mexico and Guatmala

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (h1jJh)
........

GUACAMOLE IS NOT ILLEGAL

Posted by: Alexa Oxy-Corpuscle at February 07, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

242 look if aoc could make it , we should all try .

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:54 PM (gLMhO)

243 Mazie should chill, AOCs gonna run train to Hawaii

Posted by: disgusting oration at February 07, 2019 06:54 PM (vtd+q)

244 234 This is what happens when you elect the freshman dorm to congress.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 06:53 PM (gC2IV)


See: 80 years of Dingells.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:54 PM (/9p9e)

245 "Yikes!"



- - Marty Feldman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:52 PM (/9p9e)
What hump?

Posted by: Eye-Gore at February 07, 2019 06:54 PM (8iiMU)

246 This loon may sound batshit crazy but she's a hardcore Marxist and the MFM is doing everything it can to elevate her status. She may well be the drooling fucktard we think she is, but OTOH she has tons of ambition and her Green New Deal is straight out of Chairman Mao's Great Leap Forward (which by the way only starved something like 50 million Chinese to death in a four-year period). Imagine waking up the Wednesday after the election in 2020 to find that the Kamala Harris/ AOC ticket won the election! Rust never sleeps; ridiculing these Commie assholes isn't going to make them go away.

Posted by: cornbred at February 07, 2019 06:54 PM (0ZBCg)

247 I swear she must be a Trump plant to make the other side look ridiculous.

Posted by: vrf at February 07, 2019 06:54 PM (MwaUC)

248 nurse, looks at my heels scuffs dirt, i'll think about it.

tears fall down face.

wanders away.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:54 PM (gLMhO)

249 And the reason why what they say goes unchecked is because of the piss poor system of k-12 propaganda the Left/Unions have created with citizens taxes.

You have to actually need to know how to read and read history and THINK to know that this stuff she and others spout is so much Bullshit.

Maybe it won't be a Civil War but a Hispanic American war.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:54 PM (bAnRM)

250 >>>She already has some of the presidential wannabes signing on to her plan including Kamala Harris as a co-sponsor.

Wow, I knew Kamala was an idiot but this seals the deal. Meet the new Hispanic president: Nacho flavored edition.

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 06:54 PM (q177U)

251 Heard on radio every Democrat Presidential hopeful has signed into this debacle law.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 06:55 PM (/rm4P)

252 218
Millennials, with their ignorance or history - or narcissism to pretend it begins with their generation - are the worst at this.
Millions sacrificed on the altar of socialism in the 20th century don't mean a lick to these retards.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (t6MX/)


Which is exactly why it *can* happen here.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 06:55 PM (sdi6R)

253 247 I swear she must be a Trump plant to make the other side look ridiculous.
Posted by: vrf at February 07, 2019 06:54 PM (MwaUC)


Nancy Pelosi channels Jack Woltz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:55 PM (/9p9e)

254 willow,

I have brownies......

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 06:55 PM (d7Ww2)

255 Socialism needs to be debated and ridiculed in the public square. Conservatives thought we had won this argument once and for all, but there's always a new generation of suckers.

Posted by: Blago at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (UfkIY)

We'll be seeing you at 0600, Comrade Blago!

Posted by: Commissar Mueller's SWAT Team at February 07, 2019 06:55 PM (f3oO4)

256 Someone ask her to explain why there is a border between Mexico and Guatmala

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (h1jJh)
........

To keep out the British.

Posted by: Alexa Oxy-Corpuscle at February 07, 2019 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

257 mmm. well that's a key to my heart.

thank you nurse.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (gLMhO)

258 147 . . . Every single Tea Party new congressperson in 2010 was already a nobody by 2012.
Posted by: zombie
______________

Many of them weren't so much nobodies as much as they were exposed as establishment sellouts.

Posted by: Furious George at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (9vQJW)

259 Since she thinks the world is going to die in 12 years, I think AOC should start wearing a sandwich board (and nothing else) saying It's The End Of The World.

Mainly so I can check out her sideboob.

Or, she could join a Free The Nipple parade.

See, I can be reasonable and compromise.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (Z4rgH)

260 When she returns to tending bar she will develop a cocktail made with the single tear rolling down her cheek.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (aCNZ6)

261 New York is like a 3 Stooges movie.

Tax the rich
The rich move
Tax the middle class
They go on benefits
Free Healthcare for illegals

OH Shit, the plan is not working and now you have this goofy bitch in Congress. Well done NY, as in your ass is fried.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (+0faA)

262 251 Heard on radio every Democrat Presidential hopeful has signed into this debacle law.
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 06:55 PM (/rm4P)


My biggest fear: Ivanka and the son-in-law telling dad, "you know, I think she's onto something, pop."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (/9p9e)

263 This gal may actually be dumber than Kirsten Gillibrand, which I thought was impossible.

Posted by: Caliban at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (QE8X6)

264 Socialism needs to be debated and ridiculed in the public square. Conservatives thought we had won this argument once and for all, but there's always a new generation of suckers.

Posted by: Blago


Just start shooting the commies. Just like our grandfathers did.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (eDmrZ)

265 238 we can share a bowl,,come on now.....

hmmmmm
may have to add to the list

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (bLfdc)

266 227
Actually, the Latinos killed more 'Native Americans' than any northern Europeans ever did.



And even that was almost entirely unintentionally, by way of
disease; and of the rest of the Native Americans the Spaniards did kill
on purpose, most of that was done by... Native American allies. So it
went in Central America anyway.



South America, I agree, the Spaniards behaved like pirates. But there too most of the killing was disease.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo



I've raised this topic before, but it continues to interest me, so I'll ask it again. Wasn't the mass die-off of the Amerindian population inevitable? No matter when or where it happened, they simply lacked the genetics to resist Eurasian disease. It's tragic, of course, but I just can't see any way it would ever have turned out differently.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (T6t7i)

267 speaking of nothing really
But has Alex been in lately? I miss her soooo much.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (gLMhO)

268 "I see nothing wrong with this. That's the best kind of toy, right there."

Sure, nothing wrong with wheeled toys. But no one generalized the idea? Tried them in a larger format?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 06:57 PM (hmdvv)

269 More Africans, too. Although the Portugese and French deserve a dishonorable mention.

It's funny...my best friend back in elementary school daze married a girl whose parents were "Portuguese"...from Macao.

Her family was amazing. She was ABBA white, her parents looked Filipino, she had siblings who could have been anything from Irish to Brazilian.

Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2019 06:57 PM (8erNz)

270 Someone ask her to explain why there is a border between Mexico and Guatmala

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (h1jJh)
..........

It's a trick question, they both have bananas!

Posted by: Alexa Oxy-Corpuscle at February 07, 2019 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

271 Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 07, 2019 06:52 PM (H8QX

------

National Razor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 06:57 PM (t/wZ4)

272 I assume that people of French decent have a pretty good claim on Mexico then.

Reconquête, as it were.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

273 168 Spot on, as usual.

Except I nominate Florida.

Posted by: scottst at February 07, 2019 06:45 PM (v+8+I)

Oh HELL no.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

274 navycopjoe at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (bLfdc)

You're in RI now?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 06:57 PM (/tuJf)

275 246 - rust never sleeps, if Kameltoe and Millennial Evita take over its lights out for America.

Posted by: vivi at February 07, 2019 06:57 PM (11H2y)

276 covers navycops eyes, inhales.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:57 PM (gLMhO)

277 Here's the FAQs........via insty.

http://tinyurl.com/ycffdgsu

Posted by: BignJames at February 07, 2019 06:57 PM (cxHbL)

278 Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (mpXpK)

I've always read that the US had reasons for the war but that they weren't all that good of reasons.


Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:57 PM (bAnRM)

279 I'm still trying to understand why I'm supposed to fear this doofus.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 07, 2019 06:58 PM (IfYaq)

280 Which is exactly why it *can* happen here.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 07, 2019 06:58 PM (Tyii7)

281 "She wants to say that anyone who is racially Hispanic, even if they have never had a single point of contact with the US in not only their own history but their entire family's history, is owed US citizenship on purely racial grounds."
------------------------------
For the millionth time, there is no such race as "Hispanic."
Yasiel Puig, Cesar Chavez, and Cameron Diaz are all different races.

AOC, being Puerto Rican --- or more precisely, a Nuyorican --- is definitely Latina but she is no more likely to have Amerindian blood than the average British-American.

She may, indeed, have some N African blood (as many Iberians do) or even a touch of black African in her. But significant Amerindian blood is extremely unlikely.

She's culturally appropriating Mexicans, if you ask me.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2019 06:58 PM (Rxduq)

282
The US did not "start" the Spanish American War per se. And that war had nothing to do with Mexico.


Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (mpXpK)


And it wasn't really a war.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 07, 2019 06:58 PM (TAmPV)

283 Wasn't the mass die-off of the Amerindian population inevitable? No matter when or where it happened, they simply lacked the genetics to resist Eurasian disease.


If the Vikings had stayed longer, it would have happened earlier and the recovery would have been greater.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

284 EXCEPT the Roman foundational myths say they started when a veteran of the Trojan War settled on the Palatine, so, really, the Greeks deserve the honors.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019

Except, the Greeks of the Aeniad, the Mycaenians were Indo-europeans, probably from Asia-minor. So Turks.

Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 06:59 PM (H8kRL)

285 274 yeppers
cold, rainy, no spam in sight, and no golf yet
but damn prices are lower

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 07, 2019 06:59 PM (bLfdc)

286 as far as adding the cortez to her name:

It's the Spanish naming convention that children's names are formed from [mother's last name] [Father's last name].

Whether or not she was always Ocasio Cortez, but just shortened it to Ocasio (as many of Spanish descent do in countries without this compound last name convention), or if it was always Ocasio, but she added the Cortez when she got Racially Woke, I don't know.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 06:59 PM (PbpT7)

287 If they want zero carbon right fucking now, they will need to build a lot of new nuclear power plants.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 07, 2019 06:59 PM (9759K)

288 She's a borderline retard but she stokes the collective hatred of many, many people. She's dangerous. How do you handle her? Mockery? Direct attack?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 07, 2019 06:52 PM (H8QX

I don't think we're going to have to handle her at all. I think you'll be surprised at how fast the Old Guard Dems "unfriend" her once the 2020 election cycle begins. Because she says such stupid, stupid shit - and then doubles down on it, which just emphasizes how stupid she really is.
The Cast of Thousands that will be running for the Dem nomination by then will be far too busy cutting each other apart to be bothered with having to explain the musings of a blithering idiot.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 06:59 PM (2shuf)

289

Aw, you can't believe they really mean this crap.
The next thing you'll tell me is we'll have post birth abortion and transsexuals in the military.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 06:59 PM (aKsyK)

290 >>>She already has some of the presidential wannabes signing on to her plan including Kamala Harris as a co-sponsor.

How exactly, does a Senator co-sponsor a House bill?

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 07, 2019 07:00 PM (g4+J/)

291 I also remind everyone that when the far left here in the US refer to socialism they actually mean Communism. The US is already largely a socialist State due to all the government controlled "social programs". Remember "socialism" is an intermediate step between capitalism and communism.


But due to the total failure of communism in Russia the left will never advocate communism under that name.

Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2019 07:00 PM (mpXpK)

292 Pep, my understanding is that the native population was very much beset and decimated by plague and such years before the first European landed here. In other words, the natives were already dying out and couldn't resist any colonization even if they wanted to.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 07, 2019 07:00 PM (IfYaq)

293 Congratulations to whoever planted AOC as the Machurian candidate of far left wing politics. I get it now; one of you guys (I'm looking at you , Morons) got this uneducated ignorant trippy space cadet to run for Congress, win and then wholly discredit the entire left wing progressive agenda. Great job!My only suggestion now is to let her keep talking (oh, and as she does, link virtually all current Dem candidates for 2020 president to the "Green New Deal"). I just marvel at how clever you guys have been. It's going to be great until the adults (?) of the Left catch on to this ploy. Keep up the good work lads and ladettes!

Posted by: jamesmadison501 at February 07, 2019 07:00 PM (ryESB)

294 Ship a gross of Magnum condoms over to AOC's D.C. office with my compliments.

Posted by: The Barbed Cock of Satan at February 07, 2019 07:00 PM (wxZSX)

295 282
The US did not "start" the Spanish American War per se. And that war had nothing to do with Mexico.


We never made Cuba a state, we never made the Philippines (hey, got it right, one l two ps this time) a state, both probably had a better claim than Hawaii until 1941.

Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (8erNz)

296 Margarita that won't do,and white is white, whether one comes from iran or Russia or England, spain.

why mix things up!

for our betters.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (gLMhO)

297 Breakfast Club Evita is a pretty good one.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (XP4qZ)

298 I don't think we're going to have to handle her at all.

You can't just tee them up that way.

Posted by: Patty Murray at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (T6t7i)

299 You see that Vincente Fox was often called Vincente Fox in English papers (and I think also in Mexican papers), but his actual full name was something like Vincente Fox-Pena or something like that. Nena? Something short.

NOPE! It's Vincente Fox Quesada.

I don't know where I got Pena from. Michael Pena? I don't know.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (PbpT7)

300 The left can commit suicide if they like, but they have no right to ask me to do the same thing.

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (zLDYs)

301 Now the leftards are crowing that the righties have been fooled by fake picture of Hillary in blackface.

Now that is double funny from a clown car of vile racist homophobic baby killers who believe every crack pot theory they even invent themselves from glowbull warming to 911 Truther to Russia X3 to illegals just come here to work.. They're vile. They're insipid. And they're dangerous.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (kYeCc)

302 You just KNOW Pelosi wants to smother the little bitch with a My Pillow.


She sees a younger, more attractive, crazier version of herself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

303 I'm still trying to understand why I'm supposed to fear this doofus.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 07, 2019 06:58 PM (IfYaq)

You might die laughing.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (2shuf)

304 D'Oh. Patty Murray = pep

Posted by: Patty Murray at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (T6t7i)

305 287 If they want zero carbon right fucking now, they will need to build a lot of new nuclear power plants.

Posted by: Kristophr at February 07, 2019 06:59 PM (9759K)

What are they going to do about volcanoes? Plug them with pallets of thousand dollar bills?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (4ErVI)

306 whispers to nurse (see how that worked on the cop)
simple really.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 07:02 PM (gLMhO)

307 mesoamerican culture? the one everyone seems to want to ditch for Western culture?

Posted by: x at February 07, 2019 07:02 PM (nFwvY)

308 >>Vincente Fox Quesada


Those are pretty good with a side of salsa and some guac.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 07:02 PM (XP4qZ)

309 287 If they want zero carbon right fucking now, they will need to build a lot of new nuclear power plants.
Posted by: Kristophr at February 07, 2019 06:59 PM (9759K)

Except that might actually be beneficial. They don't want that, they want it to be a hardship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 07:02 PM (JLQGI)

310 Alexa, play some 70's porn sound tracks, please.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

311 Is there a fake picture of Hillary in blackface?
Maybe she was just tarred.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (aCNZ6)

312 We're only laughing because we're so afraid of her.

Really.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (fTQ1B)

313 She already has some of the presidential wannabes signing on to her plan including Kamala Harris as a co-sponsor.

How exactly, does a Senator co-sponsor a House bill?
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 07, 2019 07:00 PM (g4+J/)

-----------------------

She hasn't, and this is not a bill. She just said she supported it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (ffYR/)

314 NOPE! It's Vincente Fox Quesada.

I don't know where I got Pena from. Michael Pena? I don't know.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (PbpT7)

Those Quesadas are pretty tasty. Same with those chips with cinnamon on them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (4ErVI)

315 306 whispers to nurse (see how that worked on the cop)
simple really.
Posted by: willow

*takes notes.


thanks, sis

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)

316 Alexa, what's the weather like in Caracas today?

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

317 "If the Vikings had stayed longer, it would have happened earlier and the recovery would have been greater."

It's weird, but there's nothing I've ever read indicating the Vikings left any diseases behind.

That MAY be due to them coming from less populated places than the English, Spanish, French, etc. Or because they came from relatively isolated European populations in Iceland and Greenland -- the Big Killers didn't have a foothold among them.

Or the natives were too sparse in the areas they visited to sustain major outbreaks. Or the evidence just isn't detectable...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (hmdvv)

318 Peeples she speaks to people greed.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (gLMhO)

319 What are they going to do about volcanoes? Plug them with pallets of thousand dollar bills?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (4ErVI)

I say we toss in Obama and his wife.

Couldn't hurt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (JLQGI)

320 292
Pep, my understanding is that the native population was very much beset
and decimated by plague and such years before the first European landed
here. In other words, the natives were already dying out and couldn't
resist any colonization even if they wanted to.





Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn



Source? The only work I'm familiar with is 1491, and I don't remember that bit.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

321 wc

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (gLMhO)

322
I've met girls like Sandy "Loopy" Obligatory-Fiasco before: slender and slightly above-average-pretty (she really is), above-average-smart and gregarious ... able to make (enough of) a (tortured) argument for her "position" ... and used to never being challenged and, when she fails, not really held to standard, given a pass. Promoted even. Given jobs she did not, and likely could not, earn.

Sort of a Ruth Bader Ginsburg (when she was in her 20's) or Sonia Sotomayor (the Wise Diabetic).

Now she's in the very public spotlight, and starting to really not like it. It seems that just about everything she says is made the subject of very much, very public fun ... because she's not just wrong, but wrong at a junior-high-school level.

It used to not be this way. NO ONE ever said "Loopy, you got some 'splanin to do?".

Now, Loopy, the Democrat / Socialist gift that keeps on giving, is the star of her show.


"I Love Loopy"

[ cue intro theme ]

Posted by: Arbalest at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (FlRtG)

323 NOPE! It's Vincente Fox Quesada.

At the risk of being cast out into the nether reaches of Disqus:

It's VICENTE Fox Quesada.

Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (8erNz)

324 Yeesh. Martha McCallum has Geraldo on her show.

He just said if AOC were younger, PDT would have a real challenger for his reelection.


You be you, Jerry Rivers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

325 >>yeppers
cold, rainy, no spam in sight, and no golf yet
but damn prices are lower

Welcome. Maybe we can grab a drink sometime.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (/tuJf)

326 Damn you garrett.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (4ErVI)

327 MesoAmerican cultures would pretty big on human sacrifice.


Maybe this explains the Ds new abortion plans.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (fTQ1B)

328 NOPE! It's Vincente Fox Quesada.



Mmmmmmm! I love quesadillas!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (eDmrZ)

329 281---She's culturally appropriating Mexicans, if you ask me.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2019 06:58 PM (Rxduq)
----------------------------------
Of course, "Mexican" is not a race either. I mean that she is culturally appropriately the indios and mestizos that make up the bulk of Meso-American immigrants here.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (Rxduq)

330 somebody please shut this bint's hot water off.

Posted by: x at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (nFwvY)

331 315 306 whispers to nurse (see how that worked on the cop)
simple really.
Posted by: willow
*takes notes.
thanks, sis

duly noted

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (bLfdc)

332 I wouldn't doubt Loopy's capacity to go all Madam Mao given the opportunity.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (aCNZ6)

333 310 Alexa, play some 70's porn sound tracks, please.
Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

Playing: 'Boom Chicka Wow Wow.'

Posted by: Alexa at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (JLQGI)

334 Which is exactly why it *can* happen here.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 06:55 PM (sdi6R)

Which is why, buy ammo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (t6MX/)

335 279 I'm still trying to understand why I'm supposed to fear this doofus.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 07, 2019 06:58 PM (IfYaq)

--------------------------------------------------------------

Don't fear her, she's practically harmless by herself. It's the idiots that elected her, and the more numerous idiots who believe her schtick.

Posted by: cornbred at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (0ZBCg)

336 I remember thinking it really strange, in 7th grade spanish, to find out that in a spanish family, neither the husband, the wife, or the kid had the same last name.

If the husband is Sr. X-W, and the wife is Sra. Y-Z (she doesn't take either of his names), then the kids have the last name W-Z.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (PbpT7)

337 Alexa, volume down please. More. Thanks.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

338 now I want tacos for dinner!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (d7Ww2)

339 He just said if AOC were younger, PDT would have a real challenger for his reelection.

Beyond parody.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (fTQ1B)

340 71 yeah, I've dealt with la raza in three states . it is true they think the land is theirs.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (gLMhO)

They would need to take it at the pointy end of a gun.

Posted by: clutch at February 07, 2019 07:04 PM (kiSdp)

341 The slavery party is now the party of stupid children. Hmmm. Maybe it always has been.

But they weren't always this transparently stupid or childish.

Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 07:05 PM (PuMKG)

342
*plants flag, grunts, gestures*

Posted by: Troglodyte at February 07, 2019 07:05 PM (CDGwz)

343 wc
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (gLMhO)


*points*

Down the hall, second door on the right.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 07:05 PM (t+qrx)

344 She's standing on buffalo land. She needs to get her Mongoloid ass back to Siberia where she came from.

Posted by: ccoffer at February 07, 2019 07:05 PM (/0zHe)

345 I say we toss in Obama and his wife.

Couldn't hurt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (JLQGI)

I thought that only worked with virgins.
Wait...never mind.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 07:05 PM (2shuf)

346 I want Breakfast-Club-Evita-Barbie's Corvette for Christmas.
(Hyphens gratis)

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 07, 2019 07:05 PM (RuIsu)

347 >>It's VICENTE Fox Quesada.


right I caught that when I looked it up.

I didn't know I was dealing with the (wait for it) SPANISH INQUISITION!

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

348 alright you copper, I covered your eyes. you have to pretend like the rest of us.

and joe, it's nice to see you, hope your move to freezing cold has benefits .

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 07:05 PM (gLMhO)

349 291 I also remind everyone that when the far left here in the US refer to socialism they actually mean Communism. The US is already largely a socialist State due to all the government controlled "social programs". Remember "socialism" is an intermediate step between capitalism and communism.


But due to the total failure of communism in Russia the left will never advocate communism under that name.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2019 07:00 PM (mpXpK)


Even the Soviets called themselves socialists. Communism was an aspirational goal they were forever working towards but weren't quite there yet.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (sdi6R)

350 320
292

Pep, my understanding is that the native population was very much beset

and decimated by plague and such years before the first European landed

here. In other words, the natives were already dying out and couldn't

resist any colonization even if they wanted to.









Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn


Source? The only work I'm familiar with is 1491, and I don't remember that bit.


Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

I have seen write-ups on that by a lot of people who have researched early archeological records in the Americas. The MFM does not like to publish those things.

Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (mpXpK)

351 NOPE! It's Vincente Fox Quesada.

It's Vicente.

Posted by: Sonny Bono at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (tbASN)

352 How exactly, does a Senator co-sponsor a House bill?



Posted by: Joe Mama at February 07, 2019 07:00 PM (g4+J/)

She'll co-sponsor the Senate version, which will be introduced by Ed Markey of MA. Either way, neither of them will ever become law because they're resolutions.

Posted by: Vendette at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (9/vGE)

353 325 without a doubt we will soon

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (bLfdc)

354
Is there a fake picture of Hillary in blackface?
Maybe she was just tarred.
Posted by: Northernlurker


No ways!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (aKsyK)

355 Which state has it better:
New York with,
The Buck-toothed Bolshevik
Cuomo the Clown
Mayor de Bolshevik
or Virginia with,
Gov Coonman
Lt Gov Bill Cosby Jr
Att Gen Coonman Jr
Winner gets a Cu pie Doll.

Posted by: Dr Harry Koch at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (LLUXC)

356 bezos is a $135 bn cuck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (MTjB1)

357 She wanted to replace combustion engines in PLANES?

That's some rocket surgery.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (fTQ1B)

358 Whoops off dead singer sock.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 07, 2019 07:07 PM (tbASN)

359 324
Yeesh. Martha McCallum has Geraldo on her show.

He just said if AOC were younger, PDT would have a real challenger for his reelection.


You be you, Jerry Rivers.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

Isn't she only 29 years old?

Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2019 07:07 PM (mpXpK)

360 >>>The man is a genius

on the money

Posted by: concrete girl at February 07, 2019 07:07 PM (VzI4f)

361 >>>It's Vicente.

More Spanish Inquisition.

Our chief weapon is spelling corrections, and fear.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)

362 Don't forget, she's the Future of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:07 PM (fTQ1B)

363 yankee easy to sell out with that kind of dough, I guess.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 07:07 PM (gLMhO)

364 AOC is the best thing to happen to the GOP in a long time. Please, please please continue to make her the most visible member of Congress.

AOC is, quite simply, insane. And dumb. And by dumb, I definitely mean book-dumb, as in she has no idea what she's talking about and seems to have missed out on basic high-school tier knowledge base. But she's also brain-dumb, because a brain-smart person knows what they don't know, and thus doesn't get on TV and bloviate on topics they don't comprehend, and instead take time to study up and, you know, learn.

AOC isn't even smart enough to comprehend that she's ignorant-as-f---. Like I said, MOAR PLEASE!

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 07, 2019 07:07 PM (db5dt)

365

I think the opposite. If Mexico wants to be in the US so bad, give us Mexico. Give up the country for America.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 07:08 PM (OKeCc)

366 What AOC needs is some Lothario to wine and dine her, tell her how smart and pretty she is and how much he loves loves her...and then knock her up and dump her ass. Don't contest the child support because you get to rub it in via visitation. Her problem is that she never has had to live in the real world and struggle. It's obvious she isn't getting laid too. In fact go down the list of those sisters. Are any happy about anything?

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 07:08 PM (kYeCc)

367 322


I've met girls like Sandy "Loopy" Obligatory-Fiasco before: slender
and slightly above-average-pretty (she really is), above-average-smart
and gregarious ... able to make (enough of) a (tortured) argument for
her "position" ... and used to never being challenged and, when she
fails, not really held to standard, given a pass. Promoted even. Given
jobs she did not, and likely could not, earn.



It sound ridiculous, but it's true. The (usually completely illusory) prospect of "getting some" makes men do this. They'll completely ignore an attractive woman's BS because they think they have a shot. Protip: they don't.
Karma strikes when they turn 35.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 07:08 PM (T6t7i)

368 Cortez is like a flare. She has a short burn time.

Her own party is going to quit her.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:08 PM (+0faA)

369 AOC is saying the U.S. belongs to brown people cuz something something they were here first.

That standard unambiguously would apply to white Europeans in Europe.

....But any white person who says Europe is for white people, well, we all know what happens to them, don't we?

This double-standard won't last forever. All of politics is racial politics. Whites simply aren't in the game....yet.

A few more decades of AOC rhetoric, and finally becoming a minority in the lands their ancestors built will change that.

Or it won't, and bye bye white people. Nature ain't gonna care if we don't care.

Posted by: AJP at February 07, 2019 07:08 PM (omFDp)

370 She wanted to replace combustion engines in PLANES?

That's some rocket surgery.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Replace them with what?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:08 PM (eDmrZ)

371 AOC isn't even smart enough to comprehend that she's ignorant-as-f---. Like I said, MOAR PLEASE!
Posted by: RichardWindsor

however, she must have someone telling her how smart she is, and how SHE will break the glass ceiling.

who is it?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (d7Ww2)

372 303
I'm still trying to understand why I'm supposed to fear this doofus.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 07, 2019 06:58 PM (IfYaq)



You might die laughing.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (2shuf)

It's not her who is scary. It's the millions of drooling idiot bobbleheads who see nothing wrong with the gobbledygook coming out of her piehole.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (t6MX/)

373 I think she watched that John Leguizamo Latinx History special.

The problem being that Hispanics speak Spanish because they are from - get this - Spain. Because it was conquered by - get this - dead white European males.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (ZfRYq)

374

Gabriella Over the White House

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (aKsyK)

375 >>Then we build some big beautiful walls around New York, Snake Plissken style, and we check back in ten fucking years and ask whatever survivors are still remaining what they think of Breakfast Club Evita.



Perfection, ace!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (W+vEI)

376 300 The left can commit suicide if they like, but they have no right to ask me to do the same thing.
Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2019 07:01 PM (zLDYs)


Leftists never "ask".

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

377 >>AOC is saying the U.S. belongs to brown people cuz something something they were here first.


...and in no time it will all look like Guadalajara.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (XP4qZ)

378 Which state has it better:
New York with,
The Buck-toothed Bolshevik
Cuomo the Clown
Mayor de Bolshevik
or Virginia with,
Gov Coonman
Lt Gov Bill Cosby Jr
Att Gen Coonman Jr
Winner gets a Cu pie Doll.


Posted by: Dr Harry Koch at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (LLUXC)
......

or CA with:

Senators Bitch Face and Dinosaur
Mad Maxine
Eric Swallowwell
Balloonhead Schiff
etc etc

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

379 It's Vicente.

More Spanish Inquisition.

Our chief weapon is spelling corrections, and fear.
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 07:07 PM (PbpT7)

Plus i'm always late to the party.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (tbASN)

380 I didn't know I was dealing with the (wait for it) SPANISH INQUISITION!

I got away with correcting you and I'm still able to post?

Yeah, I know, don't get cocky, kid.

Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (8erNz)

381 Honey, the good news is our trip to Europe is on. The bad news is it will take a month to get there and back.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (4e+hS)


But at least I got us a first class berth on the Titanic High Speed Railroad!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:10 PM (f3oO4)

382 310 Alexa, play some 70's porn sound tracks, please.
Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:02 PM (v0R5T)


Second look at Alexa?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:10 PM (f3oO4)

383 By the time Sandy is done she will have Nancy Pelosi begging to open the gulags to stay current or running for a exit.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 07:10 PM (/rm4P)

384 The left can commit suicide if they like, but they have no right to ask me to do the same thing.
Posted by: Eromero
----------

It isn't a question of 'right', it is a question of power, and they are working overtime to acquire it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 07:10 PM (xSo9G)

385
She wanted to replace combustion engines in PLANES?

Replace them with what?


A big rubber band, man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 07:10 PM (aKsyK)

386 >>AOC is saying the U.S. belongs to brown people cuz something something they were here first.


...and in no time it will all look like Guadalajara.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (XP4qZ)

Then Puerto Ricans should be required to leave.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 07, 2019 07:11 PM (tbASN)

387 357 She wanted to replace combustion engines in PLANES?

That's some rocket surgery.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (fTQ1B)

I kinda want airships.

I'd be ok if we could find a way to make them nuclear powered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 07:11 PM (JLQGI)

388 In fact go down the list of those sisters. Are any happy about anything?
Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 07:08 PM (kYeCc)

Nope. And they want the rest of us to be as bitchy and irritable as they are.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 07:11 PM (2shuf)

389
328 Mmmmmmm! I love quesadillas!

indeed. cheese dealies are yummy.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 07, 2019 07:11 PM (sGtp+)

390 >>she must have someone telling her how smart she is, and how SHE will break the glass ceiling.


Bring it, Consuela!

Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at February 07, 2019 07:11 PM (XP4qZ)

391 or CA with:

Senators Bitch Face and Dinosaur
Mad Maxine
Eric Swallowwell
Balloonhead Schiff
etc etc
Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (v0R5T)
---
Emperor Typhus.

Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 07:11 PM (vDqXW)

392 372
It's not her who is scary. It's the millions of drooling idiot bobbleheads who see nothing wrong with the gobbledygook coming out of her piehole.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (t6MX/)


I'm pretty sure the AoSHQ Style Guide recommends "dickhole".

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

393 312 We're only laughing because we're so afraid of her.
Really.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (fTQ1B)

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 07, 2019 07:11 PM (H8QX8)

394 This unhappy woman stuff is at the heart of America's problemos. 50 % DV rate ...2/3 birth out of wedlock. Like it or hate it men are not hanging out long with modern women. They're cray cray nuts.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 07:11 PM (kYeCc)

395 355
Which state has it better:
............


The competition is fierce.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:11 PM (v0R5T)

396 >>It's not her who is scary. It's the millions of drooling idiot bobbleheads who see nothing wrong with the gobbledygook coming out of her piehole.


Also, she's Obama 2.0 (though clearly not as polished in bullshitting). It's the people who are propping her up, pulling the strings, using her "look at me, all cute 'n activist on social media" persona to sell Socialism and Agenda 21.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 07:12 PM (W+vEI)

397 I think the opposite. If Mexico wants to be in the US so bad, give us Mexico. Give up the country for America.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


And learn English.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:12 PM (eDmrZ)

398 A big rubber band, man.

You knew it was coming. You put out the bait and knew we couldn't avoid nibbling.

https://youtu.be/dXcFFNx0_g8

Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2019 07:12 PM (8erNz)

399

There's always the transatlantic tunnel

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0027131

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 07:12 PM (aKsyK)

400 AOC is saying the U.S. belongs to brown people cuz something something they were here first.


Posted by: AJP at February 07, 2019 07:08 PM (omFDp)


This is nothing new. The leftists and their illegal pets used to love to say,

"We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us."

They stopped when they found out that it really infuriated a lot of Americans. But, now they've forgotten the ancient history of 5 or 10 years ago and are back at it. Good.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 07:12 PM (PNUbZ)

401 That Green New Deal really reads like the Fever Dreams of a 7th Grade Bology Teacher.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 07:12 PM (XP4qZ)

402 the Vikings left any diseases behind.

iron poisoning

Posted by: DaveA at February 07, 2019 07:13 PM (FhXTo)

403 I did note that the Driscoll link includes a quote attributed to Jonah Goldberg. Who actually wrote it first?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2019 07:13 PM (VaN/j)

404 or CA with:

Senators Bitch Face and Dinosaur
Mad Maxine
Eric Swallowwell
Balloonhead Schiff
etc etc
Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

CA can't help it. That's the best of what they've got to work with.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 07:13 PM (2shuf)

405 Can't ban all cows, has this idiot ever heard of India?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 07, 2019 07:13 PM (p0nVR)

406 It's not her who is scary. It's the millions of drooling idiot bobbleheads who see nothing wrong with the gobbledygook coming out of her piehole.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (t6MX/)

I'm pretty sure the AoSHQ Style Guide recommends "dickhole".
Posted by: rickl


Cock holster.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:13 PM (eDmrZ)

407 >>Then we build some big beautiful walls around New York, Snake Plissken style, and we check back in ten fucking years and ask whatever survivors are still remaining what they think of Breakfast Club Evita.



she'd be Brain's squeeze

Posted by: x at February 07, 2019 07:13 PM (nFwvY)

408 357 She wanted to replace combustion engines in PLANES?

That's some rocket surgery.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (fTQ1B)
........

She has an Airframe and Powerplant license?

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

409 #391 What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Newscum at February 07, 2019 07:13 PM (kYeCc)

410 Ace, if they build that wall, will you be OK?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2019 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

411 For some reason Alvin Lee has been on my mind today.

Posted by: freaked at February 07, 2019 07:14 PM (UdKB7)

412 Bology? the study of bolus? guess they have their head up their

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 07:14 PM (ykYG2)

413 Can't ban all cows, has this idiot ever heard of India?
Posted by: Darth Randall


Why does she want to make an entire species go extinct?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:14 PM (eDmrZ)

414 396
Also, she's Obama 2.0 (though clearly not as polished in bullshitting). It's the people who are propping her up, pulling the strings, using her "look at me, all cute 'n activist on social media" persona to sell Socialism and Agenda 21.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 07:12 PM (W+vEI)


The MSM is promoting her and her ideas as hard as they can, just as they did with Obama.

Explain to me again why the MSM is not my enemy.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

415 Hey everybody.

This was probably shared earlier, but I just read elsewhere that Nancy Pelosi takes AOC's "Green New Deal" so seriously, she kept her off of the congressional climate change panel...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2019 07:14 PM (miE9U)

416 #DON'T Learn to Code -- because God forbid you should control how my computer works.

Seriously, libs, I beg you: don't learn to code. I want you unemployed and penniless.

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 07:14 PM (c+2jX)

417 We underestimate her at our peril. Whether by cunning or radiantly inspired idiocy she's figured out the future for the democrats is full-retard leftism. She will reap the reward if she's right, and I think she is.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 07, 2019 07:14 PM (H8QX8)

418
385 She wanted to replace combustion engines in PLANES?

Replace them with what?

A big rubber band, man.


solar panels. there was that solar-powered plane that flew around the world a couple of years ago, proving it's possible. should be easy to scale it up to the carrying capacity of an A380.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 07, 2019 07:14 PM (sGtp+)

419 Philly's own Rich Zeoli is hosting the Mark Levin show tonight.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 07:14 PM (T09ml)

420 You know who else wanted to base citizenship on pure, racial grounds...?

Posted by: Manos, aka Hands at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (786Ro)

421 401 That Green New Deal really reads like the Fever Dreams of a 7th Grade Bology Teacher.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 07:12 PM (XP4qZ)

===

I had a couple stupid teachers in 7th grade. Not one of them was even close to this fucking stupid, but some of the 7th graders were.

Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (PuMKG)

422 Barkeep, line me up with another round of blowjobs, -- I mean Green Initiatives!

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (wxZSX)

423 AOC is the best thing to happen to the GOP in a long time.
...
Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 07, 2019 07:07 PM (db5dt)

My good man, have you forgotten that your fellow *residents* voted to re-electObama?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (f3oO4)

424 WeaselDog likes fortune cookies. Just FYI.

Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (MVjcR)

425 I'm begging the dems to run on this...run like the wind!

Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (cF8AT)

426 #406 I do the front hole on the down low...when the wife isn't around.

Posted by: Newscum at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (kYeCc)

427 286 as far as adding the cortez to her name:

It's the Spanish naming convention that children's names are formed from [mother's last name] [Father's last name].

Whether or not she was always Ocasio Cortez, but just shortened it to Ocasio (as many of Spanish descent do in countries without this compound last name convention), or if it was always Ocasio, but she added the Cortez when she got Racially Woke, I don't know.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 06:59 PM (PbpT7)
----------------------------------
No, the patronym precedes the matronym, but you use the patronym as the "last" name.
Thus Miguel Cervantes Saavedra would be known as Mr. Cervantes, or referred to Cervantes.

This is VERY confusing to Anglos and therefore the vast majority of Nuyoricans and old-time/legal immigrants to the US do NOT conform to Spanish custom.

When my family came to the US, we changed our names, using the matronym as a middle name and the patronym as the surname. This was common, indeed standard, back then.






Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (Rxduq)

428 Kimberly Strassel:
---
1) By the end of the Green New Deal resolution (and accompanying fact sheet) I was laughing so hard I nearly cried. If a bunch of GOPers plotted to forge a fake Democratic bill showing how bonkers the party is, they could not have done a better job. It is beautiful.

Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (vDqXW)

429 She has an Airframe and Powerplant license?

She's an A&P - Airhead and Poltroon.

Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (8erNz)

430 She'll be coming for your dogs and cats next.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (hECVl)

431 [i411
For some reason Alvin Lee has been on my mind today.

Posted by: freaked

I'd love to change the world, but I don't know what to do, so I'll leave it up to you.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

432 411 For some reason Alvin Lee has been on my mind today.
Posted by: freaked

I was listening to that last night. it fits.

Posted by: x at February 07, 2019 07:16 PM (nFwvY)

433 The US did not "start" the Spanish American War per se. And that war had nothing to do with Mexico.

Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2019 06:51 PM (mpXpK)

OH. And I never said that it did. (I just reread all I posted and I said nothing about it being about Mexico)


Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 07:16 PM (bAnRM)

434 Ace is Snake Plissken.

Posted by: Manos, aka Hands at February 07, 2019 07:16 PM (786Ro)

435 371....however, she must have someone telling her how smart she is, and how SHE will break the glass ceiling.
-----------

Not sure I agree. She clearly has tons of people cheerleading for her policies, but that's not the same as telling her she's smart.

She's an empty vessel on intellect and knowledge. But head full of conclusions and policies she apparently learned on twitter. Literally.

She's exactly and precisely what I would expect from a barista-turned-Elected official.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 07, 2019 07:16 PM (db5dt)

436 @ 378
I prefer to call that Cali politician Senator Willie Brown's Side Piece

Posted by: Dr Harry Koch at February 07, 2019 07:16 PM (LLUXC)

437 #DON'T Learn to Code -- because God forbid you should control how my computer works.

Seriously, libs, I beg you: don't learn to code. I want you unemployed and penniless.
Posted by: zombie


I want them giving handies for a nickel.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:16 PM (eDmrZ)

438 The people in her district think she's brilliant!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2019 07:17 PM (hECVl)

439 >>AOC is saying the U.S. belongs to brown people cuz something something they were here first.


Johnson v. M'Intosh, retread. Do you speak it?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 07:17 PM (t6MX/)

440 378 Which state has it better:
New York with,
The Buck-toothed Bolshevik
Cuomo the Clown
Mayor de Bolshevik
or Virginia with,
Gov Coonman
Lt Gov Bill Cosby Jr
Att Gen Coonman Jr
Winner gets a Cu pie Doll.


Posted by: Dr Harry Koch at February 07, 2019 07:06 PM (LLUXC)
......

or CA with:

Senators Bitch Face and Dinosaur
Mad Maxine
Eric Swallowwell
Balloonhead Schiff
etc etc
Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (v0R5T)


I know, let's decide it by having a Blue State Pol cage match to the death!!

Posted by: cornbred at February 07, 2019 07:17 PM (0ZBCg)

441 We're already into second-tier effects. Californians who supported Sanctuary criminality have now fled to Colorado and elsewhere to recreate Shithole-istan there.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 07, 2019 07:17 PM (Ndje9)

442 NaCly Dog, ace has a QRF at his disposal at any time.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:17 PM (+0faA)

443 That was such a great song. So long ago.

Posted by: freaked at February 07, 2019 07:17 PM (UdKB7)

444 424 WeaselDog likes fortune cookies. Just FYI.
Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (MVjcR)

"Your fortune: ARF ARF ARF ARF"

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

445 AOC is the best thing to happen to the GOP in a long time.

...

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 07, 2019 07:07 PM (db5dt)



My good man, have you forgotten that your fellow *residents* voted to re-electObama?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (f3oO4)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Universal Suffrage at February 07, 2019 07:17 PM (kOpft)

446 WeaselDog likes fortune cookies. Just FYI.

Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2019 07:15 PM (MVjcR)
........

He reads Chinese?

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

447
399 There's always the transatlantic tunnel

add a spur from the weehawken burrito tunnel and you can get there all the way from alameda.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 07, 2019 07:18 PM (sGtp+)

448 Apparently Henry Winkler has died. Or maybe that's old news. I don't know.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 07:18 PM (aCNZ6)

449 Ace is Snake Plissken.
Posted by: Manos, aka Hands at February 07, 2019 07:16 PM (786Ro)


I heard he was dead.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 07:18 PM (t+qrx)

450 418
385 She wanted to replace combustion engines in PLANES?
Replace them with what?
A big rubber band, man.
solar panels. there was that solar-powered plane that flew around the world a couple of years ago, proving it's possible. should be easy to scale it up to the carrying capacity of an A380.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 07, 2019 07:14 PM (sGtp+)


You guys are so cynical. Actually, the plan is to have the passengers run on generator-treadmills while in flight. Healthy fit passengers and no excess CO2!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:18 PM (f3oO4)

451 I forgot to mention, this retard's "Green Deal" also guarantees "economic security to those unable or unwilling to work..."

Well, combine that with declaring flatly that anyone with a single drop of Hispanic blood has a racial right to citizenship, and... Wow.

---

One a deez days, I gotta buy me a moustrap...

Posted by: Fat Hispanic Cat Passively Watching Mice Steal All The Food at February 07, 2019 07:18 PM (+U5w+)

452 AOC is the equivalent to a conversation you hear while half-baked. The next morning you wake up and vaguely recall the discussion and immediately respond. Wow, we were wrecked!!! Only, she's in that state perpetually.

Posted by: Orson at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (b+Ywe)

453 Seriously the UN clicmate change folks say we have to make our CO2 emissions zero by 2030 or the whole planet dies. Think about what it would take to do that. Not cut growth, zero - ZERO - emissions. The only people who are carbon neutral are dead.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (ZfRYq)

454 To quote Ben Stein, "She doesn't know her ass from her elbow."

Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (hECVl)

455 443
That was such a great song. So long ago.

Posted by: freaked


I was in HS at the time.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

456

He reads Chinese?
Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 07:17 PM (v0R5T)
-----
Lucky numbers.

Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (MVjcR)

457 Now, Loopy, the Democrat / Socialist gift that keeps on giving, is the star of her show.


"I Love Loopy"

[ cue intro theme ]

Posted by: Arbalest at February 07, 2019 07:03 PM (FlRtG)


Loopy, you got a lot of 'splaining to do.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (VaN/j)

458 AOC is the perfect product of Self-Esteem Culture.

She knows EVERYTHING except how much she doesn't know.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (fTQ1B)

459 438 The people in her district think she's brilliant!
Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2019 07:17 PM (hECVl)

====

compared to the people in her district, she may be.

Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (PuMKG)

460 >>This was probably shared earlier, but I just read elsewhere that Nancy Pelosi takes AOC's "Green New Deal" so seriously, she kept her off of the congressional climate change panel...


Yup.

AOC's chief of staff is the guy who created Brand New Congress (that also got Omar, Tlaib, Pressley elected) and co-founded Justice Democrats. He says they are waging a war against - get this - the extremely conservative *Democrats* who don't want all those socialist things like the green deal, medicare for all, etc.


AOC is not acting alone, and they have plans to create a bloc in Congress, of about 30, 40 or so, to force their own party into doing what they want.

Neo has a post about this guy and his plans:

http://www.thenewneo.com/

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (W+vEI)

461 Jake308, from last thread:

Mine is the Food Saver Vac 550. Had it about 25 years.



did it come (heh) with the "special" attachments?
Posted by: jakee308


Yeah. It did. Didn't last long. It was supposed to seal canning jars, but it could never pull enough of a vacuum to seal the lids.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:20 PM (eDmrZ)

462 It's too much to build a wall at the border.

Tear down everybody's house and rebuild it greener? Okay!

Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 07:20 PM (vDqXW)

463 If I were a reporter, I couldn't get her on camera enough. She's a gold mine.

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2019 07:20 PM (DCYln)

464 WeaselDog fortune, You will come into a vast fortune and make many new friends.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:20 PM (+0faA)

465 AOC is the equivalent to a conversation you hear while half-baked. The next morning you wake up and vaguely recall the discussion and immediately respond. Wow, we were wrecked!!! Only, she's in that state perpetually.
Posted by: Orson at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (b+Ywe)


And at the time, it's the most profound thing any human has ever articulated in history. She's living on that side of it.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

466 Replace them with what?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:08 PM (eDmrZ)

Steam?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 07:20 PM (4ErVI)

467 No, not rubber bands. Sheesh. Get real.
We're gonna make airplanes all out of really big pieces of paper.

Posted by: Alexa Oxy-Corpuscle at February 07, 2019 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

468 You know Nancy didn't like the "ban planes" part.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 07:21 PM (NLLmE)

469 464 WeaselDog fortune, You will come into a vast fortune and make many new friends.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:20 PM (+0faA)
--------
And catch the mailman!

Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2019 07:21 PM (MVjcR)

470 465 AOC is the equivalent to a conversation you hear while half-baked. The next morning you wake up and vaguely recall the discussion and immediately respond. Wow, we were wrecked!!! Only, she's in that state perpetually.
Posted by: Orson at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (b+Ywe)

I vaguely remember conversations like that in the university pub.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 07:21 PM (aCNZ6)

471 The AOC idiot thinks we should build bridges across the oceans to cross with trains and all I can think of is her playing a starring role in a gang bang film. I learned that the left likes that action from the Kavanaugh hearings.

AOCeans Of Cum. Starring AOC.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 07:21 PM (kYeCc)

472 AOC is not acting alone, and they have plans to create a bloc in Congress, of about 30, 40 or so, to force their own party into doing what they want.

Neo has a post about this guy and his plans:

http://www.thenewneo.com/
Posted by: Lizzy


Push too far and meet a wall of lead as we decide to change the government that no longer serves us.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:21 PM (eDmrZ)

473 Public school teachers are probably pushing this crap onto kids as soon as tomorrow. Everyday they will be bombarded with the promise of no fossil fuels.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 07:21 PM (/rm4P)

474 469 464 WeaselDog fortune, You will come into a vast fortune and make many new friends.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:20 PM (+0faA)
--------
And catch the mailman!
Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2019 07:21 PM (MVjcR)

In bed.

Hold up...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

475
I know, let's decide it by having a Blue State Pol cage match to the death!!
Posted by: cornbred


We're going to need a bigger octagon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

476 Apparently Henry Winkler has died. Or maybe that's old news. I don't know.


Remember how good he was in that role where he wasn't the Fonz?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:22 PM (fTQ1B)

477 not to mention the left loves this latino shit because it incorporates both shitty white assholes and mestizos and aztecs.

so, you get white as fuck assholes like the Unvision Anderson Cooper getting to LARP that he's a victim.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 07, 2019 07:22 PM (9AcAx)

478 You guys are so cynical. Actually, the plan is to have the passengers run on generator-treadmills while in flight. Healthy fit passengers and no excess CO2!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:18 PM (f3oO4)



Except for what they are exhaling.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 07, 2019 07:22 PM (ujg0T)

479 AOC is not acting alone, and they have plans to create a bloc in
Congress, of about 30, 40 or so, to force their own party into doing
what they want.



Neo has a post about this guy and his plans:



http://www.thenewneo.com/

Posted by: Lizzy


They are due for a Tea Party.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 07:22 PM (t6MX/)

480 i'm sure they will need a new. massive national police force, including surveillance and neighborhood watch cadres, to enforce compliance.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2019 07:22 PM (Pg+x7)

481 Conquesta te'
conquesta te' mucho

yo conquesta
me' conquesta
los conquestadores tu

Posted by: Lupe' Cortez at February 07, 2019 07:22 PM (ePWRo)

482 My good man, have you forgotten that your fellow *residents* voted to re-electObama?
------------------

Dear Sir, her unbridled stupidity will certainly lead to her political demise. Obama was/is truly dangerous. HE was a smart commie. She is hopelessly and irretrievably dumb. As in, unable to function at a high level. We need to ride this train with her until the wheels fall off.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (db5dt)

483 419 Philly's own Rich Zeoli is hosting the Mark Levin show tonight.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 07:14 PM (T09ml)


That's very cool! His local show is great. The rest of you who haven't heard him, now is a good opportunity to check him out.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

484

Here's the Beauty Part of Alex Cortez:

To Win The Democrat Nomination, You MUST Please Her Type

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (q19mL)

485 Gold, Jerry, Gold!!!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (FTPVM)

486 We're already barely on speaking terms because she told me, the mom of a combat survivor, that she suffers from PTSD because her purse was stolen out of her car.

I am not kidding.

I have to get along with her on occasion in social situations. I just do my best to avoid the nitwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (ptqGC)


You should point out to her that whoever stole her purse is almost certainly a Democrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (wCTys)

487 Nancy "hasn't seen it" but she praised the "enthusiasm" that created the New Green Deal. Now that's a sick burn.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (zmIJL)

488 480 i'm sure they will need a new. massive national police force, including surveillance and neighborhood watch cadres, to enforce compliance.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2019 07:22 PM (Pg+x7)

Also known as targets.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (4ErVI)

489 365
I think the opposite. If Mexico wants to be in the US so bad, give us Mexico.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 07:08 PM (OKeCc)
-----------------------------
Oh, goody.
It's not enough that we have 20 million or more here.
You want 120 million.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (Rxduq)

490 Apparently Henry Winkler has died. Or maybe that's old news. I don't know.



Nothing on IMDb.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (eDmrZ)

491 ... and massive reeducation facilities for the recalcitrant.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (Pg+x7)

492 WeaselDog fortune, You will come into a vast fortune and make many new friends.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:20 PM (+0faA)


WOOF, WOOF-WOOF-WOOF, WOOF-WOOF!

And the winner is 132

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (f3oO4)

493 We could build the Wall out of solar cells. The power could be used for the lethal electric fence.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (kYeCc)

494 Dear Sir, her unbridled stupidity will certainly lead to her political demise. Obama was/is truly dangerous. HE was a smart commie. She is hopelessly and irretrievably dumb. As in, unable to function at a high level. We need to ride this train with her until the wheels fall off.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (db5dt)

I agree with you, except about the smart part. He had a lot of handlers and was just smart enough to listen to them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (JLQGI)

495 Insomniac, you have just got me to thinking about a postman joke and it will now haunt me until I can remember it. Something about leaving money on the dresser.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (+0faA)

496 So, basically, the new left is the revenge of folks who felt that the Treaty of Tordesillas should have extended northwards

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (9AcAx)

497 Lemme see if I can get this question up on an active thread.


This for the 'rons. Tell me, please, when you bash "women" in general is it safe to assume that we 'ettes are excepted?


I'd hate to think you thought of me that way.

Posted by: creeper at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (9xi3m)

498 South facing solar works best.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 07:25 PM (kYeCc)

499 494 Dear Sir, her unbridled stupidity will certainly lead to her political demise. Obama was/is truly dangerous. HE was a smart commie. She is hopelessly and irretrievably dumb. As in, unable to function at a high level. We need to ride this train with her until the wheels fall off.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (db5dt)

I agree with you, except about the smart part. He had a lot of handlers and was just smart enough to listen to them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (JLQGI)


Yes and one other thing. 2019 is NOT 2008 because, guess who?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 07:25 PM (/9p9e)

500 Dear Sir, her unbridled stupidity will certainly lead to her political demise. Obama was/is truly dangerous. HE was a smart commie. She is hopelessly and irretrievably dumb. As in, unable to function at a high level. We need to ride this train with her until the wheels fall off.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (db5dt)


Barry Soetoro was just as stupid as Sandy Ocasio. In fact, I would bet money that she could take him on a 7th grade math test - though both of them would have problems breaking 72 on it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 07:25 PM (PNUbZ)

501 Hrothgar, have you gotten your order from Buffalo Gold yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:25 PM (+0faA)

502 Borderline retard? Hell no, she is full blown retard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2019 07:25 PM (9Om/r)

503 487
Nancy "hasn't seen it" but she praised the "enthusiasm" that created the New Green Deal. Now that's a sick burn.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (zmIJL)

It gets better.

"It will be one of several or maybe many suggestions that we receive," Pelosi told Politico on Wednesday. "The green dream or whatever they call it, nobody knows what it is, but they're for it right?"
Ouch.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (t6MX/)

504 sometimes I think if we could do something as simple as descriptive phrasing around such as wo ,

American, latino
America Asian
American Russian
American.. it would put ideas in proper order 'for the children'

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (gLMhO)

505 This for the 'rons. Tell me, please, when you bash "women" in general is it safe to assume that we 'ettes are excepted?


I'd hate to think you thought of me that way.


You're here. QED.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

506 AOC is a living monument to the failure of our education system.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (fTQ1B)

507 We need to ride this train with her until the wheels fall off.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (db5dt)

Mmmm, he said "train"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (f3oO4)

508 Henry Winkler kills it in "Barry".

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (FTPVM)

509 Henry Winkler's death is like Abe Vigoda's.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (eDmrZ)

510 We could build the Wall out of solar cells. The power could be used for the lethal electric fence.

And if you want work washing them, you have to be on the south side of the wall.

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (nIvDu)

511 479 AOC is not acting alone, and they have plans to create a bloc in
Congress, of about 30, 40 or so, to force their own party into doing
what they want.



Neo has a post about this guy and his plans:



http://www.thenewneo.com/

Posted by: Lizzy


They are due for a Tea Party.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 07:22 PM (t6MX/)


They are due for a Necktie Party.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

512 I catch some of Rich Zeoli on my drive home, until now forgot he was on Mark's show.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM (/rm4P)

513
It's not just abject delusional stupidity, it's aggressive, entitled, arrogant, condescending delusional stupidity.

A singularity of stupid. The center cannot hold. These Marxist idiots are going to burst into flames or tear themselves in two like Rumestiltskin. I want to help that happen any way I can.

By the way, does anyone doubt anymore that these pieces of shit are capable of mass murder, and only lack the means at this time?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM (+U5w+)

514 And at the time, it's the most profound thing any human has ever articulated in history. She's living on that side of it.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

___________________

You nailed exactly what I was trying to say. Albeit more concisely. "She is living on that side of it" is perfectly put.

Posted by: Orson at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM (b+Ywe)

515 502 Borderline retard? Hell no, she is full blown retard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2019 07:25 PM (9Om/r)

Two different analysis: Borderline personality order. Also retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM (JLQGI)

516
The chief reason why the DNC cheated to prevent Bernie Sanders from winning the D nomination was because they were scared shit Bernie would Lose Big.

Yeah, yeah, it was hillary's "turn" and all that bullshit. B

But hillary clinton was a SURE WINNER in 2016. Bernies Sanders was a Sure Loser.

To the DNC, Alex Cortez = Bernie Sanders + Ralph Nader + Jill Stein + Hugo Chavez.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM (q19mL)

517 I agree with you, except about the smart part. He had a lot of handlers and was just smart enough to listen to them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (JLQGI)

Which proves my point: you don't have to be smart to be President. You just have to surround yourself with smart people and do what they tell you to do.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM (2shuf)

518 AOC and Co. are attempting to move the Overton by proposing over the top crazy speak

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM (FTPVM)

519 Okay, I'll settle for the video of AOC doing the Footloose Dance.

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM (wxZSX)

520 Well then. If AOC wants to promote the idea of US citizenship based purely on racial identity, should we ask other racial interests groups if they would like to make their own proposals for purely race-based citizenship?

--

wow. this is some deep shizz. Basically, neo-marxisism is race based and, get this, anti-white since...at least over here, we're anticommie.

This is uncomfortable to talk about because we grew up thinking racism is wrong but here's the left straight up adopting the new racism in our face. with open borders.

so everyone on earth gets to come here and claim head of the line prileges. we should say no, fuck you.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM (9AcAx)

521 More from Tiana Lowe here.


And MOAR from Tiana Lowe here:

https://babe.net/2016/08/31/
ill-never-date-another-male-feminist-4557

Pics, especially. Wowzers. You're welcome.

Posted by: Manos, aka Hands at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)

522 Hrothgar, have you gotten your order from Buffalo Gold yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:25 PM (+0faA)


Yes, but we have had a heat wave here so they waiting until this weekend! Look very nice though!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM (f3oO4)

523 Remember how good he was in that role where he wasn't the Fonz?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:22 PM (fTQ1B)


Night Shift was a classic. And I think he went on to direct a lot of things.

It was so funny to see outside of Happy Days and see how he was really so unlike Fonzie ... almost the polar opposite.

He was also great in .... I forget the title ... something where he was an actor who became a professional wrestler. It was a really good movie. Funny. The One and Only or something like that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 07:28 PM (PNUbZ)

524 The usefulness of blacks for the DEM party is nearing an end.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 07, 2019 07:28 PM (fYi9j)

525 #497 leftard women aren't actually women. Refer to earlier observation that DV rates and out of wedlock births are a reflection of some kind of mass hysteria. Why can't women keep guys around? Why do men not want to stay put?

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 07:28 PM (kYeCc)

526 ace, um ..... "borderline" retard??


Note two things. How an ignorant, mouthy airhead can be elected to high office. And how her mouthy ignorance and stupidity are the object of derision (and alarm) among only a small portion of the electorate.*


* well, maybe quite a few

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2019 07:28 PM (QDnY+)

527
Fonzie is mortadella?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:28 PM (q19mL)

528 This for the 'rons. Tell me, please, when you bash "women" in general is it safe to assume that we 'ettes are excepted?


Good God, yes you are. All of the 'ettes here and most every conservative woman.

The woman bashing in general are for the gits that have earned it by word & deed.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:28 PM (eDmrZ)

529 LOL @ "Breakfast Club Evita."

Another nugget of political comedy gold!

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at February 07, 2019 07:28 PM (XOi3t)

530
Henry Waxman or Henry Winkler??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:28 PM (q19mL)

531 495 Insomniac, you have just got me to thinking about a postman joke and it will now haunt me until I can remember it. Something about leaving money on the dresser.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:24 PM (+0faA)

Probably one of those deals where you'll wake up at 3:00AM and remember it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

532 NOOD Oscars

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 07:29 PM (T71PA)

533 Fonzie is mortadella?
Posted by: Soothsayer


No. Numerous "fake" websites.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:29 PM (eDmrZ)

534 her unbridled stupidity will certainly lead to her political demise.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 07, 2019 07:23 PM (db5dt)
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Depends on the rate at which the NEA can make Americans stupider.

Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 07:29 PM (vDqXW)

535 You're here. QED.


Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

Ah. So my presence here is proof that I'm not really serious about this question.

The point of the question was to learn whether I want to stay here.

Posted by: creeper at February 07, 2019 07:29 PM (9xi3m)

536 She doesn't just propose the tearing down and rebuilding of every building in America...but she means your freaking house too. Everyone's home must come down and be rebuilt to conform.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 07, 2019 07:29 PM (JoUsr)

537 "Tell me, please, when you bash "women" in general is it safe to assume that we 'ettes are excepted?"

Of course. You guys are cool.

Posted by: freaked at February 07, 2019 07:29 PM (UdKB7)

538 Nood. But not as fun.

Posted by: Furious George at February 07, 2019 07:30 PM (9vQJW)

539 rickb223 @ 370- The engines will be replaced with...with.....shrubbereis!

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2019 07:30 PM (zLDYs)

540 "As I like to point out: Whenever Mexican or other countries' territory was incorporated into the US, all persons living on that land were made US citizens automatically. The law said so. When the US annexed New Mexico, all those who had formerly been Mexican citizens in New Mexico immediately also became US citizens."

----------------

There's also one other point here that should be noted.

All of the Meso-American civilizations - i.e. the ones that people point to as "advanced" - were all located in South or Central America. AFAIK, the only native groups living in the modern-day US that weren't nomadic when the Europeans first met them were the Pueblo Indians. And I've never heard of them referred to as "Meso-American".

Aztecs, Incas, Mayas, etc... were all Meso-American. And none of them lived in territory that is currently claimed by the United States of America.

Posted by: junior at February 07, 2019 07:30 PM (Fp6vo)

541 535
You're here. QED.




Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)
Ah. So my presence here is proof that I'm not really serious about this question.

The point of the question was to learn whether I want to stay here.


Posted by: creeper



Anyone here is smart enough not to drink the Koolaid.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

542 http://player.listenlive.co/25111
Mark Levin's show

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (/rm4P)

543 This for the 'rons. Tell me, please, when you bash "women" in general is it safe to assume that we 'ettes are excepted?
---
Are you a feminist, which is to say do you think you're superior to men and think everything would be better if you were running it than us (and that government needs to suppress men in the things we're better at just so you can compete with us)?

I assume not.

Posted by: Methos at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (kOpft)

544 Adults: Children, being unimaginative, narcissistic, and retarded is no way to go through life.

Kids: But Dad, AOC does it and she is set for life!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (FTPVM)

545 494...I agree with you, except about the smart part. He had a lot of handlers and was just smart enough to listen to them.
----------

Sure he did, but he was smart enough to realize that all he had to do was stay on script and the media would hold his water while he pushed Progressive milk and honey in the background. Obama was a terrible President, and his official legacy is laughable. But his unofficial legacy, the community organizing of the federal bureaucracy and transfer of federal dollars to Progressive interest groups (including direct payments via "settlement" agreements, to the tunes of billions), is his true legacy.

AOC is intellectually incapable of pulling off Obama 2.0. Have you listened to her reasoning?? Did you hear her latest bromide on "Externalities" of corporations? She literally heard (or read) the term "Externality" and "Corporation" in the same context, then used both words in the same sentence, but clearly has absolutely no idea what the hell she's talking about and doesn't understand what she read.

A mind like that is going to flame out, inevitably, on the big stage.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (db5dt)

546 AOC and Co. are attempting to move the Overton by proposing over the top crazy speak
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 07, 2019 07:27 PM



This.
Art of the [green new] deal: begin with an extreme bargaining position. Even if they get 10% of what they want, or if they win 30% of the public to their view, we're a lot closer to Venezuela.

Posted by: Manos, aka Hands at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (786Ro)

547
They are due for a Tea Party.

They ARE their Tea Party.
In their Bizarro World / Goateed Spock universe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (aKsyK)

548 377 >>AOC is saying the U.S. belongs to brown people cuz something something they were here first.

...and in no time it will all look like Guadalajara.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 07:09 PM (XP4qZ)
--------------------------------------
Actually, Guadalajara is one Mexican city that is nice --- a lot nicer than many US cities right now.
But then, they don't put up with the kind of behavior that we tolerate and couldn't care less about "brown people."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (Rxduq)

549 Exopthalmos Cortex needs a brain scan. Very high ICP has led to bug-eyed appearance and bizarre thought processes. Possible tumor in the brain pain? Eh....probably just a water head.

Posted by: Ronrigo at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (N/qO7)

550 AOC is not acting alone, and they have plans to create a bloc in Congress, of about 30, 40 or so, to force their own party into doing what they want.

Neo has a post about this guy and his plans:

http://www.thenewneo.com/
Posted by: Lizz

If they aren't funded by Republicans, its a because we suck

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (25Dt7)

551
AOC is a living monument to the failure of our education system.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 07:26 PM (fTQ1B)



I'm not letting natural selection off the hook that easy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (9Om/r)

552 >>It's not just abject delusional stupidity, it's aggressive, entitled, arrogant, condescending delusional stupidity.



Yes, and I don't doubt they would be out of control if they got power. Just look at AOC's impulse to threaten Don Jr. before she was even sworn in, and was saying after the SOTU that Trump was afraid of her (I know). Likewise, the Rep. she was sitting next to was the one who tweeted to CJ Pearson he should know her name and be afraid.

That is not normal behavior, this open threatening and bragging about their opponents fear of them. They are crazy with just Congressional power, who know what they would do with gun control, medicare for all (rationed care by race, state, whatever), etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 07:33 PM (W+vEI)

553 The Shark has not jumped Fonzie!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 07, 2019 07:33 PM (Ndje9)

554 Barry Soetoro was just as stupid as Sandy Ocasio. In fact, I would bet money that she could take him on a 7th grade math test - though both of them would have problems breaking 72 on it.

Agreed that Ocasio is smarter.

The dog eater barely attempted a maths course and we are very limited in what courses he even took. Ocasio got out with a degree in economics which requires some basic statistics. And we at least have her transcript.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 07:33 PM (ykYG2)

555 Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (PuMKG)

Hey you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 07, 2019 07:33 PM (kxIcA)

556 Boysengirls, we all need Tshirts declaring that we support Reconquista.

And make sure they have a picture of Spain. Should sell like hotcakes. I have no idea why these fucking ignoramuses want to invoke it, but if we must.
Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (81uw/)

And then they must all convert to el Santa Fe.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 07, 2019 07:35 PM (bZwzw)

557 540---Aztecs, Incas, Mayas, etc... were all Meso-American. And none of them lived in territory that is currently claimed by the United States of America.
Posted by: junior at February 07, 2019 07:30 PM (Fp6vo)
---------------------------

The Incas were South American.
Meso-America includes Mexico and Central America.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2019 07:35 PM (Rxduq)

558 What the fellow-traveling and compliant media are overlooking, is a studied consideration of the New Deal Ver. 1.0

It was was a fooking economic disaster, prolonging the depression by years.

My favorite bastard child of the New Deal was FDR's government funded 'cooperative communities'. They augered in...all 100(?) of them. One of them was even Eleanor's favorite pet, coddled and nursed, but finally succumbed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 07:35 PM (xSo9G)

559 "She sees a younger, more attractive, crazier version of herself." Posted by: Jane D'oh

but Pelosi had a mob connected daddy to teach her how the Democrat party really works ... and I think that means Pelosi was always corrupt.

AOC is different ... fun party girl, raised in the anti-America culture ... probably never had a real civics class ... doubtful she has the necessary mob ties to make it very far.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2019 07:35 PM (Cus5s)

560 @557 The Incas were South American.
Meso-America includes Mexico and Central America.

----------

Noted. And thanks.

Posted by: junior at February 07, 2019 07:36 PM (Fp6vo)

561 Henry Waxman or Henry Winkler??

Henry Winkler could fit up Henry Waxman's nose. Just sayin...

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 07:36 PM (dUJdY)

562 It's agreed then, these radicals need a beat down they won't soon forget.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (FTPVM)

563 Public school teachers are probably pushing this crap onto kids as soon
as tomorrow. Everyday they will be bombarded with the promise of no
fossil fuels.


That's why she latched onto this Green bullshit. She know that 99% of the current generation have bought into AGW unquestioningly and with rabid enthusiasm.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (Tyii7)

564 I didn't know the original stone age latinos/as of this hemisphere spoke Latin. All those declensions must have been a bitch to write out chipping on rocks. No wonder they were a little short on the 'rithmetic... Roman numerals are hard to do that percentage and fractions stuff.

Posted by: Anchovy at February 07, 2019 07:39 PM (B3kya)

565 Apparently Henry Winkler has died. Or maybe that's old news. I don't know.
~~~~~

He's still kickin'.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 07, 2019 07:40 PM (NtglE)

566 Public school teachers are probably pushing this crap onto kids as soon
as tomorrow. Everyday they will be bombarded with the promise of no
fossil fuels.

That's why she latched onto this Green bullshit. She know that 99% of the current generation have bought into AGW unquestioningly and with rabid enthusiasm.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (Tyii7)


Somebody should ask her, "So, it's nukular power all the way, right?"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 07, 2019 07:42 PM (1g7ch)

567 "Breakfast Club Evita." Classic.

Posted by: In the bunker at February 07, 2019 07:42 PM (BFn4M)

568 Can you imagine this bird brain having to actually live in the 3rd world country that she is proposing that we become?

I laugh my ass off at the thought.

Posted by: Pam at February 07, 2019 07:51 PM (qRq6C)

569 Aoc cannot be for reals. Where's the guy with the hidden camera?

Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 07:52 PM (ZuGkg)

570 Even if they get 10% of what they want, or if they win 30% of the public to their view, we're a lot closer to Venezuela.

Posted by: Manos, aka Hands at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (786Ro)



It's like recursive decimation. you don't get what you want all in one pass but eventually (after a couple of election cycles) you get pretty close!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:53 PM (f3oO4)

571 The New Green Deal will make us all Billionaires.

Posted by: Tmitsss at February 07, 2019 07:54 PM (dttkT)

572 When I heard Nood Deal, I thought I missed yet another thread...

Posted by: socalcon at February 07, 2019 07:55 PM (Roy2Z)

573 555 Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 07:19 PM (PuMKG)

Hey you!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 07, 2019 07:33 PM (kxIcA)

===
Hey Back. Howz U?

Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 07:57 PM (PuMKG)

574 Yea AOC is too stupid for sex. Nice rack or not, that idiot couldnt follow an instructional video.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 07, 2019 07:57 PM (nYgMv)

575 Other sites discussing the *crazy* out of Florida and Virginia;

New York and AOC say, * Hold my f-ing beer!*

Posted by: socalcon at February 07, 2019 07:59 PM (Roy2Z)

576 Nanny Palsi: "The green dream or whatever they call it, nobody knows what it is, but they're for it, right?"

We have to pass the Green Dream to find out what's in the Green Dream!

Hint: Free Everything!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 07, 2019 08:08 PM (Ndje9)

577 (411) Because you would love to change the world?

Or go to the Woodchopper's Ball?

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 07, 2019 08:10 PM (RuIsu)

578

Margaret Wycherly

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (aKsyK)

579 So basically a Hispanic socialist wants more Hispanic socialists to come here. Tell me something I haven't known since the day I was born.

Posted by: weew at February 07, 2019 08:26 PM (gk7if)

580 The various Plains Tribes would've killed the shit out of any beaners they came across.

Posted by: Marooned at February 07, 2019 08:31 PM (8hRlF)

581 So is anyone else speculating that this has come about because the democrats are scared of this lunatic and so they actually urged her to put this out because they knew it would relegate her to Nut job housemember as the ceiling of her career.
======
Dennis Kucinich, in drag.

Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (ZuGkg)

582 For open borders, but the Green New Deal has a provision for hiring locally. Try to figure that one out.

Posted by: Shark Lasers at February 07, 2019 08:39 PM (sti8v)

583 While there is a part of me that would find it amusing to see NY condemned to live this plan out, it would be hard on the semi-Normal people in upstate NY. Besides, aren't you in NY? When the state descends into eating rats, it might harm this blog's daily production of interesting and amusing posts. Can't have that!

Posted by: Jill v2 at February 07, 2019 08:51 PM (F18as)

584 Does she realize that they speak Spanish, the language of the conquistadors? They are the descendants of conquerors. Why should the USA turned over the land taken from & partly shared with North American tribes to the descendant of Spanish conquerors & Meso-Am tribes?

Posted by: TD at February 07, 2019 08:58 PM (bI7cJ)

585 Her last name is "Cortez." That's not an Aztec name. It's the name of the man who destroyed and enslaved the Aztecs.

She's Spanish. She looks like she was born in Madrid. She's descended from the conquers, from the colonizers. If she has any native blood in her it's probably because one of her European ancestors raped a slave.

This is the truth for many Hispanics. Why do they get a pass on this?

Posted by: 29Victor at February 07, 2019 08:58 PM (BJKQV)

586 Everyone is racist but Whites. Hold tight to "muh principles" as you are genocided.

Posted by: Nothing Conserved at February 07, 2019 10:15 PM (zGcVw)

587 Bacteria were here first dammit. This is petri land. Everyone should just move to the moon.

Posted by: Kenneth Neil at February 07, 2019 11:25 PM (kf3l1)

588 good job boosting this womans name recognition, she will 100% be president, I'd bet all my money if I had any

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