The Morning Rant

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"So, the Democrats have revealed their new agenda, which they call the Green Nude Eel, and it's getting a lot of ink and TV time because its spokesperson is the photogenic Miss Alexandria Googly-Eyes, who describes it as, get this, 'the Great Society, the moon shot, the civil rights movement of our generation.' So they want to fix everything all at once, in one fell swoop. She should ask Russia and China how well those types of programs worked out. And a lot of it is just laughable, like everyone is going to get a guaranteed income, even those who refuse to work. Gee, what could ever go wrong with that? The Green Nude Eel is nothing less than a transformation of the country to full-bore socialism, but they're going to defend it with, once again, a little motte-and-bailey switcheroo. Jeff Merkley, the idiot senator from Oregon was asked to define socialism and his response was: 'Well, it is a society coming together to increase the standard of living of our seniors, and that is pretty much the definition.' Good Lord, what an absolute moron. But you see what's he's doing, I mean, who could be against taking care of seniors, right? In that way, socialism is a lot like abortion: the only way you can get majorities to support it is to not tell them what exactly is in it. Because 'healthcare for women' sounds infinitely better than 'slicing up living, breathing babies in the womb' just like 'taking care of seniors' sounds infinitely better than 'bread lines, gulags, and equally distributed misery.'"



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"It's OK When We Do It, Part CXLVIII":

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Troll Level: Wizard



OK, I Laffed:




Look, A Voice-Activated, Radio-Controlled, Mobile Hedge Clipper - What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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BB on Friday (with doggeh!):

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(click for bigger BB)



A Bad Boy For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's celebrities: Jean Peters and Michael Caine.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Brought To You By the Super Cereal Café:

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(h/t, as usual, to Food Porn on Twitter)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:21 AM




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1 Yep!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 11:16 AM (ymnmz)

2 not first

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 08, 2019 11:16 AM (cxCsn)

3 Go-rilla time.

Posted by: Bill Kristol speaks truth to power at February 08, 2019 11:17 AM (yhf6w)

4 Morning all.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 08, 2019 11:17 AM (p0nVR)

5 SEVEN

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 11:18 AM (NFEMn)

6 Nicholson is creepy

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 11:18 AM (W+vEI)

7 Wow. And I really did read the content.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 08, 2019 11:18 AM (yqQkf)

8 No Kaboom? Insulting...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 08, 2019 11:19 AM (cxCsn)

9 AOC plan...brilliant! It must be done.

Posted by: Bill Kristol speaks truth to power at February 08, 2019 11:19 AM (yhf6w)

10 Morning, Horde!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 08, 2019 11:19 AM (8paU9)

11 So socialism is...a couple of programs that seem pretty harmless? Yeah, go with that sparky.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

12 BB gives it away, no fun.

Bad boy is Jack?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:19 AM (fuK7c)

13 8 No Kaboom? Insulting...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 08, 2019 11:19 AM (cxCsn)


Yeah, I noticed that, too. Where's the Kaboom?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:20 AM (4qRFv)

14 OMG. That's either Jim Carrey or Jack Nicholson. Can't tell which. Must be Carrey.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 08, 2019 11:20 AM (vWMNq)

15 Free Sh#t could also be: All Your Stuff Is Mine,

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

16 Bad boy is Jack?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:19 AM (fuK7c)


Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:20 AM (4qRFv)

17 Another wonderful thing about the USSR. They had five year plans a century before the US!!

Posted by: zombie Walter Duranty at February 08, 2019 11:20 AM (e1q4h)

18 Oh, and I want the robotic hedge trimmer so I can smite my enemies and keep the hedge in line. But mostly smite my enemies.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

19
That was nuts.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 11:21 AM (jYje5)

20 Isn't a 'moon shot' when someone drops his pants and shows off his backside? Cause if it is, I'd say that pretty much describes the Green New Deal.

Posted by: NavyMom at February 08, 2019 11:21 AM (KJpFu)

21 The food pron looks like the free food they have at Google. (or at Facebook, according to my buddy who's working there now)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 11:21 AM (xJa6I)

22 I'm not going to comment yet because I haven't read the post.

This comment intentionally left blank.

Posted by: mindful webworker's jocular ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 11:21 AM (umLu9)

23 14 OMG. That's either Jim Carrey or Jack Nicholson. Can't tell which. Must be Carrey.
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 08, 2019 11:20 AM (vWMNq)


Not Carrey.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:21 AM (4qRFv)

24 That picture above of the voice activated hedge-clipper is how many people think white people live...

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 11:21 AM (NFEMn)

25 Damn.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 08, 2019 11:21 AM (vWMNq)

26 Fantastic soccer gif

Posted by: FrodoB at February 08, 2019 11:21 AM (NjZfF)

27 Kaboom only available in the back room.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 11:21 AM (aKsyK)

28 Yeah, I noticed that, too. Where's the Kaboom?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:20 AM (4qRFv)

Earth-shattering, it was supposed to be.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 08, 2019 11:21 AM (IqOTP)

29 Morning all... I guess Ruthie is alive and well and ruling on abortion issues with her co-abortion lover... John Roberts.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:22 AM (O2RFr)

30 Lizzy. I agree. Nicholson always came across to me as the ultimate lecher. Wouldn't let him anywhere near my 17yr old granddaughter.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at February 08, 2019 11:22 AM (N3JsI)

31 Not seeing the Ka-Boom.

Pfft.

Posted by: Deep Moron at February 08, 2019 11:22 AM (aEyji)

32 Green Nude Eel?

Oooh, baby, yeah

Posted by: Curt Eichienwald at February 08, 2019 11:22 AM (786Ro)

33 The time of the great unmasking continues.

Democrats are now publicly in favor of more government power, and less freedom, by espousing Socialism.

Posted by: Don Q at February 08, 2019 11:22 AM (NgKpN)

34 Why oh why would you think the ettes would like Jack Nicholson? Just ewwwww.

Posted by: moki at February 08, 2019 11:22 AM (mFoNl)

35 Don't know who the chick with the dog is...but she has a dog so she's ok. Need pics of her in a bikini for better ID.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 11:22 AM (xJa6I)

36 1) Great job by the announcer.
2) BB needs a breather. How about SM every few weeks?
3) Breakfast cereal? How could you eat more than one bowl without getting the diabeetus?

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2019 11:22 AM (TpAxy)

37 My mom would get on the cheap and buy Quaker cereals. They came in bags not even boxes!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2019 11:23 AM (JFO2v)

38
Robotic hedge trimmer added to my Wish List.

Protip: When hedges are first installed they are small and easy to maintain. This does not last.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 11:23 AM (jYje5)

39 The stickers are fake, but the joke is still funny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 11:23 AM (AzW6q)

40 34 Why oh why would you think the ettes would like Jack Nicholson? Just ewwwww.

And those shoes... They look like old lady shoes... And I'm an old lady who wouldn't wear those

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:23 AM (O2RFr)

41 I love how the Indian soccer video gives you six replays of the nut-whanging from different angles in slow-mo.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

42 healthcare for women' sounds infinitely better than 'slicing up living, breathing babies in the womb'

-
Didja see the new women's movement symbol?

https://bit.ly/2RPmS4j

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)

43 Should we refer to AOC as Ms Chicken Head?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 11:24 AM (2LelM)

44 On Twatter by kenziepuff:
Green New Deal isn't very catchy.
What about GREAT LEAP FORWARD instead?
It sounds more optimistic.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2019 11:24 AM (pw+jk)

45 The truth is that families should be taking care of their seniors. And they could, except that we have to have women in the workforce, so we can't have them staying home and taking care of their families. If families took care of the seniors, people would be encouraged to have more children, another thing we simply can't have. So more government for all!

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 08, 2019 11:24 AM (JKNZq)

46 It hit me that there's nothing new about the Democrats using a retarded female as "spokesperson for the party." Remember Debbie Wasserman-Test?

Even with those eyes, AOC is cuter than that.

And I feel I should recognize the girl, but I can't.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 11:24 AM (VaN/j)

47 OK, really, you have to watch the Indian (dots) kickball video.

If you can't trust random pixels on the HQ comments, who can you trust?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)

48
And those shoes... They look like old lady shoes... And I'm an old lady who wouldn't wear those
Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:23 AM (O2RFr)

I know!!!! It's like Oregon Muse hates us or something...

Posted by: moki at February 08, 2019 11:24 AM (mFoNl)

49 Love those pics

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 11:24 AM (mpXpK)

50 Green New Deal isn't very catchy.

Green no deal

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:24 AM (O2RFr)

51 How long before all liberals get on board because they think their house will be renovated for free by the government?

Plus... free money for the lazy!

Pretty sure these are winning strategies, since lots of Dems are LIVs and have no concept of economics.

Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (u0hpX)

52 If they get rid of all the planes how will everyone get to Davos?

Asking for a billionaire friend.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (5XJK7)

53 Pelosi is crafty, I'll give her that. Instead of either jumping on the crazy train like Kamala did, or just shutting her down hard, which I'm sure she wants to do, she just let AOC make a colossal fool of herself and anyone dumb enough to affiliate with her.

She has peaked, and will look increasingly desperate as she tries to maintain her relevance and buzz. Nancy won't let that happen.

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (TpAxy)

54 36 1) Great job by the announcer.
2) BB needs a breather. How about SM every few weeks?
3) Breakfast cereal? How could you eat more than one bowl without getting the diabeetus?
Posted by: pep at February 08, 2019 11:22 AM (TpAxy)


Not sure who 'SM" is.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (4qRFv)

55
That picture above of the voice activated hedge-clipper is how many people think white people live...
Posted by: JoeF.


Hedge privilege.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (aKsyK)

56 44 On Twatter by kenziepuff:
Green New Deal isn't very catchy.
What about GREAT LEAP FORWARD instead?
It sounds more optimistic.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2019 11:24 AM (pw+jk)

Let a thousand solar panels bloom!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

57 That voice controlled hedger is the caucasianest thing ever.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (NLLmE)

58 You know the cereal I can't find anymore is the Wheat Biscuits. I like those things.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (2LelM)

59 I mean, I get why AOC's plan is what a Harvard undergrad thinks will solve the world's problems, but putting an inordinate amount of tax dollars to subsidizing illegal immigrants?

Got news for you, bud, that's what we have now.

Posted by: trev006 at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (81uw/)

60 "taking care of" seniors?

Like the Mafia definition of "taking care of" something. That's where Merkley's real deal leads. Bada-bing, bada-boom.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (786Ro)

61 Also... not shoe pr0n. Trust me.

Posted by: shibumi, in two weeks at February 08, 2019 11:26 AM (u0hpX)

62 Hedge privilege.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



A Hank Hill wet dream. Move over sweet lady propane.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 11:26 AM (NLLmE)

63
If they get rid of all the planes how will everyone get to Davos?

Asking for a billionaire friend.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC


In AOC world Davos gets to you!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

64 58 You know the cereal I can't find anymore is the Wheat Biscuits. I like those things.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (2LelM)

Do you mean Weetabix? The ones from Britain? World Market carries them, and if you have a grocery store with an international section, you might find them there.

Posted by: moki at February 08, 2019 11:27 AM (mFoNl)

65 60 "taking care of" seniors?

Like the Mafia definition of "taking care of" something. That's where Merkley's real deal leads. Bada-bing, bada-boom.
Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (786Ro)


Run, Logan, run!

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 11:27 AM (VaN/j)

66 Jack Nicholson always plays Jack Nicholson but I like a lot of his stuff in spite of it. He's the exception.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 11:27 AM (ajJoO)

67 Protip: When hedges are first installed they are small and easy to maintain. This does not last.
Posted by: Newest Nic



So, like socialism?

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2019 11:27 AM (TpAxy)

68 "taking care of" seniors?

Well they are taking up too much of the ozone that is left... I have an idea...

Posted by: Ezechial at February 08, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)

69 Has anyone asked Richard Branson for his opinion of AOC's brilliant proposal?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 11:27 AM (RpM6k)

70

*loooong winsome sigh*

In a normal world, Breakfast Club Evita would still be opening beers for a living, not in Washington with her hand on a lever of power.

We would know better than to even think about voting for someone so ignorant of political history and economics.


But this is what our enemies sought to do to us by dumbing everyone down and making them pig-ignorant of anything that's not on their television. They told us what they were going to do to our society, then did it.


#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 11:27 AM (HaL55)

71 six replays of the nut-whanging "

Or as Shep says "a good weekend in the Hamptons"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 11:27 AM (X8p7j)

72 Wing Tips for women?

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 11:28 AM (mpXpK)

73 Not sure who 'SM" is.


Sophie Marceau

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2019 11:28 AM (TpAxy)

74 61 Also... not shoe pr0n. Trust me.
Posted by: shibumi, in two weeks at February 08, 2019 11:26 AM (u0hpX)


Yeah, I'm getting booed a lot today from the 'ettes. I'll try to to better next time.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:28 AM (4qRFv)

75 >43
Should we refer to AOC as Ms Chicken Head?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 11:24 AM (2LelM)


I like Ace's name for her: Breakfast Club Evita

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 11:28 AM (sjdRT)

76 OM, just kidding. Yo do an awesome job with GP, the book thread, and your comments. Hope you are healing, and feeling better.

Posted by: moki at February 08, 2019 11:28 AM (mFoNl)

77 Does that hedge trimmer has a satellite dish on it?

So, it can talk to Sputnik?

Awww. . . I want one.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 11:29 AM (RpM6k)

78
Yeah, I'm getting booed a lot today from the 'ettes. I'll try to to better next time.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor

We'll let it slide this time

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:29 AM (O2RFr)

79 Ok, the mask comes off.

The Democrats want to reduce American to the Stone Age.

That is if chipped flint isn't too technologically advanced.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 08, 2019 11:29 AM (T09ml)

80 If they get rid of all the planes how will everyone get to Davos?



Forget Davos. How will all the congresscritters get back to their districts? There is a mad rush on Friday to fly out. Are they going to take a 2 day train each way?

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2019 11:29 AM (TpAxy)

81 If they get rid of all the planes how will everyone get to Davos?

-------

Once we achieve full communism, such international confabs will be obsolete. Stop thinking like a recidivist bourgeois kulak.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 11:29 AM (AzW6q)

82 AOC:

If it omits methane, you must abstain!

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 11:29 AM (G0vdT)

83
John Roberts joins liberal justices as Supreme Court blocks Louisiana abortion clinic law

John F'n Roberts

This sonofabitch is compromised.

Impeach his ass.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 11:30 AM (LL1Be)

84 She really should have stuck to dancing. By now, she might have graduated to using a pole.

Even the Dems know she's an idiot with a short shelf-life. Otherwise why did they choose the Tank to give the response?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 11:30 AM (VaN/j)

85
Where's the fookin' Kaboom!?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 11:30 AM (pNxlR)

86 I love those shoes. I'm not an old lady and I would wear them.

Also that pic of AOC? She's had botox under the eye for crows feet (you can see the pooch) and her neck is not going to age well.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at February 08, 2019 11:30 AM (al6UK)

87 Cereal cafe

Look at all the colors...it's like Walt Disney threw up!

Posted by: Zombie Burt Reynolds at February 08, 2019 11:30 AM (786Ro)

88 Sophie Marceau:

https://bit.ly/2SEq2we


Maybe NSFW, maybe not, totally borderline.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (fuK7c)

89 Ok Oregon Muse - you gotta let a lady run the shoe porn. I mean you give us that when there are Jimmy Choo's? Manolo Blahniks, etc? Come on, up your shoe game or hand it over to a chick!

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (3aBcq)

90 So let me get this straight:

The Socialist Green Nude Eel is really AOC's Island

"...No phone, no lights, no motor car,Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe It's primitive as can be..."

They yearn to make the US Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (lD3vL)

91 83
John Roberts joins liberal justices as Supreme Court blocks Louisiana abortion clinic law

And Ruthie was allowed to vote... from "home."

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (O2RFr)

92 Hedge privilege.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


A Hank Hill wet dream. Move over sweet lady propane.
Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 11:26 AM (NLLmE)

Real Hank Hill quote

'What kind of Country is this if the only man I can hate is if he's white? '

How prescient was that?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (ajJoO)

93 All that cereal up there no no cheap generic brands? And I have never seen cereal in a diner in the big boxes. If you go in for breakfast and order cereal the usually give you one of those small boxes like you see in those "variety packs". But who in the hell would go to a diner or restaurant and order cereal for breakfast?

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (mpXpK)

94 Jack Nicholson always plays Jack Nicholson but I like a lot of his stuff in spite of it. He's the exception.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Most stars are that way.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (NLLmE)

95 From bewbs to gorilla moobs; this is not forward progress.

Jack Nicholson?

And I want to be that dog.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (Z4rgH)

96 Seniors are the last thing these assholes care about. If this horrible plan ever were to be implemented in my lifetime I will put a gun to my head and pull the trigger and I am dead serious. I will NOT living under their rule.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (kG5hP)

97 Kellyanne Conway was assaulted in a restaurant, police are alleging. They arrested and charged a Chevy Chase woman, Mary Inabinetti, who will be in court next month. The woman's lawyer says her assault was a free expression of first amendment rights. Terrorizing people, grabbing, shaking, yelling from inches away, are free speech.


Good to know.

Anyway, real estate records show Mary Elizabeth Inabinetti lives in Chevy Chase with her partner (?), named Andrew Sharpless, who is apparently founder and CEO of something called "Oceana", which is an NGO trying to protect oceans. The Board is composed of lots of Rockefellers and some Hollywood actors, like Ted Danson.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (Z216Q)

98 Green Leap Forward
Cultural Evolution
Let Ten Thousand Windmills Bloom

Posted by: Vanya at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (DvxXD)

99 taking care of seniors? like Obama telling people that maybe they should just take the pain killer?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (ZqRa6)

100 69 Has anyone asked Richard Branson for his opinion of AOC's brilliant proposal?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 11:27 AM (RpM6k)

It's hard for him to talk when his mouth is full of dick

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (xJa6I)

101 Maybe Retardia Socialista has a point.

Let's prohibit Congress from using airplanes during 2019 and 2020.

In fact, since Kamala Harris has signed on to the Green New Deal, I expect that she will not use an airplane while campaigning for president in 2020.

Verdad, Retardia?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (RpM6k)

102 Forget Davos. How will all the congresscritters get back to their
districts? There is a mad rush on Friday to fly out. Are they going to
take a 2 day train each way?*****************
See, that's the great thing about being a Politburo member, you get to impose communism on the proles, while you get the really choice victuals and a really nice dacha.

Posted by: Old Dude at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (LGXGf)

103 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (Ki5SV)

104 Sophie Marceau
Posted by: pep at February 08, 2019 11:28 AM (TpAxy)


Thank you. Found a good photo of her I'll be using.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (4qRFv)

105 Fucking John Roberts. Piss on him and whomever was pulling the puppet strings on GWB. I wish to God these "conservatives" were made to account for what they've done.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (xFkiy)

106 Yeah, I'm getting booed a lot today from the 'ettes. I'll try to to better next time.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor

Well, it was the latest lesbian shoe collection, but there's nothing wrong with that!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (3sjI6)

107 Forget Davos. How will all the congresscritters get back to their districts? There is a mad rush on Friday to fly out. Are they going to take a 2 day train each way?

Especially the Hawaiian delegation.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (lD3vL)

108 That soccer player may have hit his nuts on the goalpost, but AOC is just plain nuts!

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (yqraH)

109 Now, I wonder does this 'taking care of seniors' include the new death panels?

What happens if your kids you didn't abort are now having adverse mental health issues concerning your unwillingness to shuffle off this mortal coil at a convenient time for them, will the new laws allow them to 'abort' their relationship with you by getting a Congress sanctioned and approved government agency to push you off the cliff in your wheelchair?

Or will that be done at the State level like late term/post birth abortion?

What happens if you don't have kids. Being then a ward of the state, what happens if the state decides keeping you around would impair the mental health of the community - would it be okay if they made you comfortable in your bed and left you outside or down in the basement till something unnamed happens (you die) but where you could be resuscitated if the community desired it?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (37IEG)

110 What no Colonblow?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (ymnmz)

111 Just like the last post, this post for some reason makes me long for dick. Should I be concerned?

Posted by: John Roberts at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

112 That railroad spur that comes right to my house is going to be so great. The blimp fleet moored in New Jersey is going to set the world of clean energy on fire. Thank you AOC

Posted by: Bill Kristol speaks truth to power at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (yhf6w)

113 Wheat Biscuit = Shredded Wheat. They don't seem to stock the big ass biscuits anymore.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (2LelM)

114 >88
Sophie Marceau:



https://bit.ly/2SEq2we





Maybe NSFW, maybe not, totally borderline.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (fuK7c)


I would tell her of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (sjdRT)

115 This is a general FYI.

Gmail just started bouncing my email (I run my own server but it's a bit long in the tooth).

The problem is that their reasons for bouncing it are bogus ... always say "authentication".

Yesterday was the first one to my wife's work email. The real problem with it was it had a 3 word subject and a 3 word message body. All my other email to her both before and after went through fine. So it was too short.

Today was an email to a bunch of people to whom I send lots of political sh*t. Never bounced before (10+ years). All the 'gmail' bounced.

The sending domain has the word 'capitalist' in it ... (owned by a friend).

I suspect they've inserted their "AI" into the loop.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (vWMNq)

116 If they get rid of all the planes how will everyone get to Davos?

Asking for a billionaire friend.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC
-------

You've haven't been paying attention. Socialism will allow The ruling class to have planes. Just not you or me.

You see all citizens are equal its just that some are more equal than others.

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (G0vdT)

117 "The best Indian commentator ever"

I laughed as well.

Especially when I realized that the ball wasn't going into the net after all.

Posted by: DocJ at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (9fXnJ)

118 103 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (Ki5SV)


Yay MP4! I haven't seen you around for awhile. I'm glad you made it to my thread.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (4qRFv)

119 Sophie Marceau.

Toujours, mon couer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (RpM6k)

120 John Roberts joins liberal justices as Supreme Court blocks Louisiana abortion clinic law



And Ruthie was allowed to vote... from "home."

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (O2RFr)



I'm just gonna say it, that fucking hag can't croak fast enough. Since when do they get to vote without hearing the arguments?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (9Om/r)

121 I wonder if the Super Cereal Cafe has any Kaboom?

Posted by: Surfperch at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (QSdIk)

122
Does that hedge trimmer has a satellite dish on it?

I'm not sure if it's a hedge trimmer that mows your lawn or if it's a lawn mower that trims your hedges.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 11:34 AM (TAmPV)

123 We already have a voice controlled hedge trimmer. His name is Pedro and you people keep trying to deport him.

Posted by: Chamber of Commerce at February 08, 2019 11:34 AM (jp0Bv)

124 Yeah, I'm getting booed a lot today from the 'ettes. I'll try to to better next time.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:28 AM (4qRFv)


Don't fret. When it comes to womens' fashions, there are some things it was not meant for man to know. Look at how the sizes work? The numbers mean nothing at all; they always have to try them on. I was in my forties before I realized that it really comes down to paying extra for a smaller number on the label.

Still none of us has guessed the cutey?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 11:34 AM (VaN/j)

125 Judge Roberts is a NeverTrumper. He will never be the deciding vote on any issue that gives Trump something he ( or his supporters) really want. That's why I groan whenever something comes up and some people say, "Trump's got the law or Constitution "on his side' ."
No he doesn't. Not with Roberts around.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 11:34 AM (NFEMn)

126 Green New Deal reminds me of the story of the Emperor's New Clothes. When is a Democrat going to break ranks, point and laugh? It was funny at first because the bill is Full Retard, but now it's kinda scary that people are taking it seriously...

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 11:34 AM (q177U)

127 I love that microphone for the robot. I hope he's saying "Danger, Will Robinson!", just to be an ass.

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 11:34 AM (qRjMk)

128
MY radio-controlled robot hedge trimmer would be used to chase off those pesky Hispanic buttinskys and their accursed noisy leaf blowing machines.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 11:34 AM (pNxlR)

129 Jack Nicholson always plays Jack Nicholson but I like a lot of his stuff in spite of it. He's the exception.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Most stars are that way.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (NLLmE)

That is the difference between a star and an actor. An actor plays whatever role they are given. A star plays himself in whatever role they are given.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 11:34 AM (3sjI6)

130 121 I wonder if the Super Cereal Cafe has any Kaboom?
Posted by: Surfperch at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (QSdIk)

If it was called the Mediocre Cereal Cafe, I'd just about guarantee it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 08, 2019 11:34 AM (GBteo)

131 Green Leap Forward
I like that.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 08, 2019 11:34 AM (ZqRa6)

132 Terrorizing people, grabbing, shaking, yelling from inches away, are free speech.

Good to know.


And soon implanting hollow points in the brain pan should be free speech too.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (lD3vL)

133 OM,

don't take any guff from the 'ettes.

and 'ettes, quit being bitchy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (d7Ww2)

134 Brigitte Bardot?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (NFEMn)

135 I think AOC must have a barrel of about 250 words that she reaches into and puts together to make a pretty string of fish.

Posted by: freaked at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (Tnijr)

136 Yes, props to the Indian guy. That's some funny stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (xJa6I)

137 Anyway, real estate records show Mary Elizabeth Inabinetti lives in Chevy Chase with her partner (?), named Andrew Sharpless, who is apparently founder and CEO of something called "Oceana", which is an NGO trying to protect oceans. The Board is composed of lots of Rockefellers and some Hollywood actors, like Ted Danson.
==========
NPC.

Posted by: simplemind at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (wYDO+)

138 The Green Stumble Backward

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (AzW6q)

139 133 OM,

don't take any guff from the 'ettes.

and 'ettes, quit being bitchy.

Ah, it was all in good fun

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (O2RFr)

140 O'Crazio's is being sent on a suicide mission ... her role is to make the other leftist whackos look moderately sane (moving that Overton window to the moon).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (Cus5s)

141 Calling Merkley an idiot is to overestimate his intelligence. However, as a useful one, in this state he will be reelected as long as he desires.

Posted by: Hal Dall at February 08, 2019 11:36 AM (yvA9/)

142 Has anyone asked the SJW NFL about the Green New Deal?

No flying teams between games. Trains. That ought to knock a couple of days of practice off before a game as they slog across the country in a train.

And the NCAA? Those SJW will have the same issue for basketball and football games.

No planes for any sports.

Work that into your schedule.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 11:36 AM (RpM6k)

143 The Green Leap Off a Cliff

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 11:36 AM (sjdRT)

144
They yearn to make the US Gilligan's Island.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (lD3vL)

They probably think we can make all of our appliances and cars and stuff from coconuts. "If Gilligan can do it, why can't we????"

Posted by: moki at February 08, 2019 11:36 AM (mFoNl)

145 I'm just gonna say it, that fucking hag can't croak fast enough. Since when do they get to vote without hearing the arguments?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (9Om/r)

There's no real mechanism for removing an infirm supreme court justice.

We've had this problem in the past.

Also, how many days since we've seen a proof of life video of Ginsberg?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 08, 2019 11:36 AM (GBteo)

146 Since when do they get to vote without hearing the arguments?

Isn't that how we got Obama NoCare?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 08, 2019 11:36 AM (lD3vL)

147 If this horrible plan ever were to be implemented in my lifetime I will put a gun to my head and pull the trigger and I am dead serious.

Kill ME? Oh, hell no. ME, I like. There's a long list of people I don't like however.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 08, 2019 11:36 AM (8paU9)

148 The gal looks like a very young B.B.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (1PU4q)

149 107
Forget Davos. How will all the congresscritters get back to their
districts? There is a mad rush on Friday to fly out. Are they going to
take a 2 day train each way?



Especially the Hawaiian delegation.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 08, 2019 11:32 AM (lD3vL)
As Nancy Pelosi said - are you serious?
SOMEONE has to bear the burden of flying from place to place to make sure things are going well, it's a dirty, thankless job, but our politicians and social movers will be willing to continue to accept this dreary task of traveling from palace to palace to ensure the proper care of the peasants.
So not ALL flying will be done away with - only yours. And your driving around aimlessly in that car too. You'll learn to be happy in your new village. Besides why would serfs need to travel unless they're working for their liege lord or lady on some project?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (37IEG)

150 The cutey is Brigitte Bardot. Says so right under the picture AND in the file name.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (bZ7mE)

151 114 >88
Sophie Marceau:



https://bit.ly/2SEq2we





Maybe NSFW, maybe not, totally borderline.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (fuK7c)


I would tell her of the waters of my home world.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (sjdRT)

NICE tits but the face has too much 'little girl' in it for my boner.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (xJa6I)

152 I'm looking forward to that guaranteed gub'mint income when I "choose not to work."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (UGqF8)

153 136 Yes, props to the Indian guy. That's some funny stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (xJa6I)

To be fair, it was probably less funny to the guy who got his balls crushed though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (GBteo)

154 I failed to listen to the audio because I'm at work, then I remembered my earphones. Oh my God, I think I disturbed my coworkers. Hilarious.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

155 This morning's ape brings with it many troubling issues and questions.

Even the dog is checking out Brigitte's rack.

Do you speak to your voice-operated lawn mower in Spanish?

While two of the best programmers I've ever known started off as an English major and a cartoonist I'm inclined to think the average press minion probably doesn't have the attention to detail necessary for a role like that.

And as for the post-to-the-groin, yeah, I laughed too.

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (8erNz)

156 It IS Brigitte Bardot

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (NFEMn)

157 O'Crazio's is being sent on a suicide mission ... her role is to make the other leftist whackos look moderately sane (moving that Overton window to the moon).
Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (Cus5s)

GAIA AKHBAR!

*presses button*

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Kamikaze at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (DvxXD)

158 They probably think we can make all of our appliances and cars and stuff from coconuts. "If Gilligan can do it, why can't we????"

We have Professors to save us !

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (lD3vL)

159 Alberta Oil Peon, Mid-Morn thread #564:
Here in Arizona, they sell cactus honey. It is very tasty.

Arizona has honey from cactus.
They're certain because of the practice
Of bee GPS.
They don't have to guess.
The bees say, "It's good that they tracked us."

Posted by: mindful webworker's mulled doonish ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (umLu9)

160 Sophie Marceau:
https://bit.ly/2SEq2we
Maybe NSFW, maybe not, totally borderline.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (fuK7c)


That's just a little too "nipple-y" for what I want to show on the thread. I found a couple of others, though, that will do nicely.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (4qRFv)

161 104 >> Sophie Marceau
Posted by: pep at February 08, 2019 11:28 AM (TpAxy)

Thank you. Found a good photo of her I'll be using.

OM, I've got a great pic of her you WON'T be using...

Unless you pull a CBD and call it Art. Yeah, that's it, Art.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (Z4rgH)

162 Since when do they get to vote without hearing the arguments?

Ruthie probably hasn't actually heard an argument in the last 11-years.

Posted by: DocJ at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (9fXnJ)

163 97
Kellyanne Conway was assaulted in a restaurant, police are alleging.
They arrested and charged a Chevy Chase woman, Mary Inabinetti, who will
be in court next month. The woman's lawyer says her assault was a free
expression of first amendment rights. Terrorizing people, grabbing,
shaking, yelling from inches away, are free speech.


Good to know.

Anyway,
real estate records show Mary Elizabeth Inabinetti lives in Chevy Chase
with her partner (?), named Andrew Sharpless, who is apparently founder
and CEO of something called "Oceana", which is an NGO trying to protect
oceans. The Board is composed of lots of Rockefellers and some
Hollywood actors, like Ted Danson.



Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (Z216Q)


She needs a new lawyer, and her's needs to be disbarred for incompetence.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (mpXpK)

164 Yay MP4! I haven't seen you around for awhile. I'm glad you made it to my thread.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM (4qRFv)


Always a pleasure, OM. Schedule's been a bit wonky lately, and may be getting worse. We'll see.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (Ki5SV)

165
Especially when I realized that the ball wasn't going into the net after all.

Posted by: DocJ at February 08, 2019 11:33 AM


The was the saddest part. He'll be haunted the rest of his life with this video for what was an unnecessary slide.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (jYje5)

166 157 O'Crazio's is being sent on a suicide mission ... her role is to make the other leftist whackos look moderately sane (moving that Overton window to the moon).
Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (Cus5s)

Except all of the potential Dem candidates jumped on the green bandwagon...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (O2RFr)

167
They probably think we can make all of our appliances and cars and stuff from coconuts. "If Gilligan can do it, why can't we????"

Posted by: moki at February 08, 2019 11:36 AM (mFoNl)


Funny how the never managed to make coconut bra for Ginger.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 11:39 AM (TAmPV)

168 115
This is a general FYI.


No SPF record for that domain. That will probably fix it for a while but that's not the reason they give for bouncing it.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 08, 2019 11:39 AM (vWMNq)

169 What about GREAT LEAP LEAF FORWARD instead?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 11:39 AM (+y/Ru)

170 John Roberts. Standing up for the integrity of the Supreme Court.

By making it a no-show job.

What a fucking genius.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 11:39 AM (RpM6k)

171 Socialism, hell. The GND is full-strength, 200 proof Communism.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 11:39 AM (xjiRE)

172
Hush-hush marketing history fact: that radio controlled hedge trimmer was THIS close to going on the market when an inattentive tester left the microphone on while dealing with another problem and said, "Oh, fuck me!". The entire project was shitcanned immediately afterward. And now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 11:39 AM (pNxlR)

173 >NICE tits but the face has too much 'little girl' in it for my boner.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (xJa6I)



She is 52. Can your boner count?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 11:39 AM (sjdRT)

174 What little bit of quick research I've done seems to indicate all Bugsy has to do is serve five years in the House and retire at 62 years of age with a full pension. Course that's a long way off for her, but it's a pretty damn sweet deal.

Posted by: Old Dude at February 08, 2019 11:40 AM (LGXGf)

175 173 >NICE tits but the face has too much 'little girl' in it for my boner.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (xJa6I)



She is 52. Can your boner count?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 11:39 AM (sjdRT)

In that pic? She's 52 in that pic?

Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 11:40 AM (xJa6I)

176 OMG, the Indian soccer thing is hysterical... Not for the poor goal post guy

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:40 AM (O2RFr)

177 148 The gal looks like a very young B.B.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (1PU4q)


It is! That's why I called it 'BB on Friday'.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:40 AM (4qRFv)

178 Albert Finney est mort.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 08, 2019 11:40 AM (T71PA)

179 Has anyone asked Richard Branson for his opinion of AOC's brilliant proposal?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 11:27 AM (RpM6k)
I can't remember if she clapped for Buzz Aldrin. My guess is she didn't. Warren certainly did.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 11:40 AM (n13/j)

180 I think we can, and will point and laugh at this Cortez clown and anyone else spouting this buffoonery. It's easily defeated with reality and facts. But you have to do that and the facts it's getting any legs at all should be concerning. Once again the RNC has their fingers up their butts and minds in Idaho. They have done shit to respond materially to this garbage except scoff at it. Which is not a response.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 11:40 AM (VpIIl)

181 He'll be haunted the rest of his life with this video for what was an unnecessary slide.

-
The thrill of victory. The agony of defeat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

182
That's just a little too "nipple-y" for what I want to show on the thread


I blame the Art Thread.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM (LL1Be)

183 I think AOC is a true believer, properly indoctrinated by the university system and not smart enough to realize that Oblabla got elected by being crypto and then re-elected because FNM and Romney worked together to make it so. But if she was a genius level independent thinker out to show the error of the commiecrat agenda by taking it to the extreme level, she could not do a better job.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM (jUcoH)

184 "The woman's lawyer says her assault was a free expression of first amendment rights. Terrorizing people, grabbing, shaking, yelling from inches away, are free speech."

This is absolutely terrifyiing to me. This lawyer wants to allow assault if you don't agree with someone's political leanings, because it's an expression of free speech. Does it work both ways? Is he suggesting that everyone beat the snot out of each other as a means of political discourse?


Posted by: moki at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM (mFoNl)

185

Forget Davos. How will all the congresscritters get back to their

districts? There is a mad rush on Friday to fly out. Are they going to

take a 2 day train each way?


Shirley, you don't think that our overlords will be inconvenienced in any way, do you? They'll have their very own personal 777 that would be so luxurious it'd put a sheik to shame.

They are just oh-so-much-more important than everyone else, don't you know. The rest of us will be chasing rats to eat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM (HaL55)

186 O'Crazio's is being sent on a suicide mission ... her role is to make the other leftist whackos look moderately sane (moving that Overton window to the moon).
Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (Cus5s)

I know what you mean, but my take is that they really want what she's proposing. They just want to soft pedal it right now; that's why they are chuckling and saying, 'Oh she doesn't REALLY mean what it sounds like...but we need to consider..."
They KNOW it has no chance of being implemented all at once.
But they'll take one piece at a time on the installment plan....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM (NFEMn)

187 During the same night, a man surnamed Guo, who suspected his wife of adultery, stabbed eight people to death and injured seven in a village in the northwest province of Gansu, according to police in the commune of Baiyin.

The man, aged 49, has been arrested. The identities of the victims have not been released.

Knife attacks are common in China, where the carrying of firearms is strictly regulated.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM (QkjLD)

188 53 Pelosi is crafty, I'll give her that. Instead of either jumping on the crazy train like Kamala did, or just shutting her down hard, which I'm sure she wants to do, she just let AOC make a colossal fool of herself and anyone dumb enough to affiliate with her.
________________

I think Kamaltoe is going to regret signing onto Crazy-Eyes' stupid commie plan.

It's going to be hard for her to get American voters to take her seriously as a presidential candidate when she has voluntarily chosen to be associated with nutty nonsense like this.

And yes, I know there are millions of LIV's (hence, Obama), but even some of them are laughing at this silly "reducing cow farts" plan.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM (fqUgw)

189 I don't even know what I would tell a hedge trimmer to do.


"Now make a bunny rabbit"?

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM (NLLmE)

190 If this horrible plan ever were to be implemented in my lifetime I will put a gun to my head and pull the trigger and I am dead serious.

***

Nah I would just move.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 11:42 AM (/9B7d)

191 'Well, it is a society coming together to increase the standard of
living of our seniors, and that is pretty much the definition.'

Do they think they'll dupe the elderly conservative voters with that? Good luck.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 08, 2019 11:42 AM (NMAzL)

192 By making it a no-show job.

What a fucking genius.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 11:39 AM (RpM6k)

Where? Where?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 08, 2019 11:42 AM (DvxXD)

193 Alexandria Googly-Eyes previously said this would end racism.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 11:42 AM (QkjLD)

194 Also that pic of AOC? She's had botox under the eye for crows feet (you
can see the pooch) and her neck is not going to age well.
=====

My thought was that she had eyelids done because she was cute younger but the wide-eyed look (where it goes into terrified equine territory, see Pelosi) is not attractive.

That Indian announcer is a true Moron. So many puns in a minute? Goodness gracious, Muldoon, your title is not safe.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 08, 2019 11:42 AM (MIKMs)

195 Don't buy the JFK narrative that JFK was "conservative" he was an open border stooge.

His POS brother Teddy followed through and made sure the border floodgates opened wide.

Posted by: Joe Walker at February 08, 2019 11:42 AM (xv43o)

196 has anyone asked Kamala how she'll enjoy taking the train between DC and Cali?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 08, 2019 11:42 AM (ZqRa6)

197 >>They have done shit to respond materially to this garbage except scoff at it. Which is not a response.


Scoffing is all it deserves. It is infantile and stupid and deserves nothing but scorn. Cow farts? That's what it is known as already. The plan to ban cow farts.

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 11:42 AM (qRjMk)

198 Boy, I hate to look at a great rant and pick a nit, but...

'slicing up living, breathing babies in the womb'

I'm not a medical professional, but I've been at all three of my kids' births, and I'm pretty sure they don't exactly start breathing until they're out of the womb.

Posted by: mindful webworker's goofy ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 11:43 AM (umLu9)

199 Back in the day, the rule of thumb was that all but a very few people lived their entire lives within maybe 20 miles of where they were born. Sure, kings, soldiers, courtiers and a few traders moved around, but the 99% had neither the knowledge of a broader world to see nor the means to get there.

Nice of Clueless in Congress to want to take us back to those days.

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 11:43 AM (8erNz)

200 Socialism, hell. The GND is full-strength, 200 proof Communism

***

IT'S to prepare the ground for what and who comes next.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 11:43 AM (/9B7d)

201 When you are heading into your senior years and you hear the shit these assholes are spouting it's scary as hell. How does a little old lady fight it? She can't. You can't shame these people. I'd rather end my life and die on my terms, not theirs. But on a happier note .. it's not gonna happen anyway.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2019 11:43 AM (kG5hP)

202
I used to think of senators as wise Solons, elevated to office by their intelligence and insight. Now I realize they're closer to Mafia dons, rapacious and ruthless but otherwise stupid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 11:44 AM (PY4Wd)

203 Alexandria Googly-Eyes previously said this would end racism.

While telling us this is Injiun land and the Hispanics are part Injun so therefore all borders should be down and we should just give it up or something

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:44 AM (O2RFr)

204 171
Socialism, hell. The GND is full-strength, 200 proof Communism.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 11:39 AM (xjiRE)


Could AOC do me a favor and add up the GDP of all the socialist shitholes for me, but just the ones who don't steal our intellectual property and employ slave labor. All the GDP of the ones with no planes or cows and $15 an hour legislated minimum wages.


THIS TIME IT WILL WORK!






Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 11:44 AM (ymnmz)

205 If Mary Elizabeth Inabinetti really wants to protect oceans perhaps she should have a firm word with India and China, because assaulting Kelly Ann Conway in a restaurant isn't going to do diddly squat for oceans.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 11:44 AM (AllCR)

206 The first pic should be changed. it should say Dems, 1961. We're sending a man to walk on the moon! Dems 2019. We are going to get rid of airplanes!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 11:45 AM (L3YlV)

207 I blame the Art Thread.


The art thread was awesome.

I was seriously in like first grade or something when I started asking why the photographed tits in the Playboy that Dad hid (not well enough) were wrong but the ones that someone painted in oils 500 years ago were right.

Tits are good. So are mishes and snizzes and buttocks and for that matter so are dicks. The human body is God's wonder.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:45 AM (fuK7c)

208 193 Alexandria Googly-Eyes previously said this would end racism.
____________________

She also said the U.S. belongs to latinos.

Square that circle.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2019 11:45 AM (fqUgw)

209 53 Pelosi is crafty, I'll give her that. Instead of either jumping on the crazy train like Kamala did, or just shutting her down hard, which I'm sure she wants to do, she just let AOC make a colossal fool of herself and anyone dumb enough to affiliate with her......

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2019 11:25 AM (TpAxy)
------------------------------------
THIS.
Pelosi, like Bill Clinton, understands triangulation.
You let the loose-lipped radicals rave and then situate yourself as the voice of "moderation" to fool the rubes.

Once in office the "moderate" Dems work toward pretty much the same things that the radicals would.
But they are far more effective because they understand the importance of deception.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 11:45 AM (Rxduq)

210 Someone needs to tell Little Latin Lupe Lu her New Green Deal was already tried in 1975 in Cambodia, which she could not find on a map.

Year Zero was loads of fun.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2019 11:45 AM (Z+IKu)

211 I used to think of senators as wise Solons, elevated to office by their intelligence and insight. Now I realize they're closer to Mafia dons, rapacious and ruthless but otherwise stupid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 11:44 AM (PY4Wd)

------

This is key to understanding the US government and media, and the psychology of those who run them. It's a criminal enterprise, and every one of the things they do makes a lot more sense when you view it through that lens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM (AzW6q)

212 Was keeping an eye on Romney throughout the SOTU.
The standing, clapping and masquerading as a box tampons was obviously virtue signaling and tribal affiliation statements.
Romney was seated whenever I saw him, not clapping and staring a hole through PDT. You could almost see the "that should be ME!!" flashing across his face.


I think that smarmy, slimy squish is going to attempt a primary effort in 2020.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM (LL1Be)

213 In a few months merkleys definition of socialism will expand to society taking care of seniors, and the military, and teachers and firefighters, and children. And the point of republicans not wanting to take care of children will be made without a trace of irony or introspection.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM (dNzKv)

214 133 OM,
don't take any guff from the 'ettes.
and 'ettes, quit being bitchy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (d7Ww2)


Oh, it's nothing. I love the 'ettes and I appreciate the feedback. The vintage shoe pr0n is not going over as well as I thought it would, so I will have to recalibrate my pimping a bit.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM (4qRFv)

215 Hank Hill of course has an episode on our discussion called

Going Green Ain't Easy

I'm starting to believe KOTH is the greatest TV program of all time.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM (ajJoO)

216 Last night Devin Nunes was on with Laura Ingrham. They were discussing all the "journalists" who have been shrieking about Russia for the last 2 years and Nunes said he wondered what they would do when the investigation ended.

He said "Maybe they will learn to code".

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM (/tuJf)

217 >Tits are good. So are mishes and snizzes and buttocks and for that matter so are dicks. The human body is God's wonder.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:45 AM (fuK7c)



Second look at Bandersnatch?

Posted by: Shep! at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM (sjdRT)

218 196 has anyone asked Kamala how she'll enjoy taking the train between DC and Cali?

Turning land transportation into the equivalent of sailing ships.

"This is your conductor, I'll be brief before the power goes out. Due to projected calm wind conditions and overcast we've pulled in to a siding and will be sitting here for...uh...three days."

The Democrat Doldrums.

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM (8erNz)

219
Tits are good. So are mishes and snizzes and buttocks and for that matter so are dicks. The human body is God's wonder.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:45 AM (fuK7c)

damn hippie.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 11:47 AM (n13/j)

220 I can't believe I missed an honest to goodness bewbie art thread.
the comments must have been a hoot ..er

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 11:47 AM (BJlbN)

221 What a real piece of shit Roberts has turned out to be.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 11:47 AM (OLCnA)

222 216 Last night Devin Nunes was on with Laura Ingrham. They were discussing all the "journalists" who have been shrieking about Russia for the last 2 years and Nunes said he wondered what they would do when the investigation ended.

He said "Maybe they will learn to code".

I saw that... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

223 Tits are good.



So say we all.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 11:47 AM (LL1Be)

224 Can't help it. "Green Nude Deal" makes me think of Judi Dench. Which shows my age.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 11:47 AM (VaN/j)

225 187 During the same night, a man surnamed Guo, who suspected his wife of adultery, stabbed eight people to death and injured seven in a village in the northwest province of Gansu, according to police in the commune of Baiyin.

The man, aged 49, has been arrested. The identities of the victims have not been released.

Knife attacks are common in China, where the carrying of firearms is strictly regulated.
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM (QkjLD)

So his wife was banging 15 people? Talk about being cucked...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 11:47 AM (RD7QR)

226

Terrorizing people, grabbing,

shaking, yelling from inches away, are free speech.


Um, no it's not. What it is is assault and battery.

But leave it to some imbecile Prog lawyer to define AampersandB laws into something they're not. That's so far beyond being a lie, it's not even wrong.
That asshole and his client both need to be thrown in jail for that. Then the lawyer needs to get disbarred. For life.

When will somebody start to stand up against these idiot Progs and their psychotic bullshit? Seriously.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 08, 2019 11:47 AM (HaL55)

227 Fantastic sports commentary.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 08, 2019 11:47 AM (ju9gW)

228 206 The first pic should be changed. it should say Dems, 1961. We're sending a man to walk on the moon! Dems 2019. We are going to get rid of airplanes!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 11:45 AM (L3YlV)

-----------

excellent

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 08, 2019 11:48 AM (jUVms)

229 Romney was seated whenever I saw him, not clapping and staring a hole through PDT. You could almost see the "that should be ME!!" flashing across his face.

I think that smarmy, slimy squish is going to attempt a primary effort in 2020.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM (LL1Be)


I think that will turn out to be a complete flop. "We really need Mitt Romney to be president" is a sentence I'm hearing from precisely nobody.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:48 AM (4qRFv)

230 AOC seems like the type to wear glasses to appear smarter

Posted by: CrimsonSun at February 08, 2019 11:48 AM (Z9JRq)

231 It is all funny until someone gets his nads pounded into his stomach, then it is hilarious.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2019 11:49 AM (pw+jk)

232 AOC seems like the type to wear glasses to appear smarter

It's not working

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 11:49 AM (O2RFr)

233 218
196 has anyone asked Kamala how she'll enjoy taking the train between DC and Cali?



Turning land transportation into the equivalent of sailing ships.



"This is your conductor, I'll be brief before the power goes out.
Due to projected calm wind conditions and overcast we've pulled in to a
siding and will be sitting here for...uh...three days."



The Democrat Doldrums.

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM (8erNz)


The hunger games wasn't a warning....its a game plan!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 11:49 AM (ymnmz)

234 219
Tits are good. So are mishes and snizzes and buttocks and for that matter so are dicks. The human body is God's wonder.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:45 AM (fuK7c)

damn hippie.


The nic works too.

My first thought upon reading that was to grab the baby oil.

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 11:49 AM (8erNz)

235 Someone needs to photoshop AOC with a "I wish these were brains" tshirt

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 11:49 AM (7HtZB)

236 The art thread was suggestive but obviously an allegory. The tits should not surprise at all, it was a French painting. They put that stuff on their money, or the used to when they made French money.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 11:49 AM (n13/j)

237 I don't even know what I would tell a hedge trimmer to do.


"Now make a bunny rabbit"?
Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM

Our first house my wife and I had an arborvitae tree that was out of control, I hated it. Wife wanted to keep it, we went back and forth. Finally I relented and trimmed it. Now I am no artist but I shaped it perfectly into a massive green dong. Called the wife out to see my handiwork, yea, she didn't think it was funny, well she does now anyway. Took it down the next day, I won!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 11:49 AM (L3YlV)

238 230 AOC seems like the type to wear glasses to appear smarter
Posted by: CrimsonSun at February 08, 2019 11:48 AM (Z9JRq)[?i]

Dark glasses at that.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 11:49 AM (VaN/j)

239 Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM (4qRFv)

I liked it. I don't care for all the shoes styles but I love seeing the shows with straps which are classic. Once again-as with dress pron-you have to be young to wear most the things, but it's interesting and I'm not a shoe love. I now have one pair of shoes and a pair of sneakers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 11:49 AM (AllCR)

240 202


I used to think of senators as wise Solons, elevated to office by
their intelligence and insight. Now I realize they're closer to Mafia
dons, rapacious and ruthless but otherwise stupid.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 11:44 AM (PY4Wd)
Same for all of them - That "island capsize" nitwit from Atlanta gave me my first clue about how smart you needed to be to be a member of Congress. Then Obama demonstrated that anyone, even me God help you all, could be President.
We're clearly not talking about the same caliber of people as those who founded the country, and haven't been for a while. Safely since the advent of television and radio I'd say.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 11:50 AM (37IEG)

241 195
Don't buy the JFK narrative that JFK was "conservative" he was an open border stooge.



His POS brother Teddy followed through and made sure the border floodgates opened wide.

Posted by: Joe Walker at February 08, 2019 11:42 AM (xv43o)

He was not a conservative but he was far to the right of today's Communists. He did manage to get FDR's ruinous tax rates rolled back.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 11:50 AM (mpXpK)

242 What a real piece of shit Roberts has turned out to be.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 11:47 AM (OLCnA)

===
Yet another complete cock up by democrat George W. Bush. He was great!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2019 11:50 AM (pw+jk)

243 The vintage shoe pr0n is not going over as well as I thought it would, so I will have to recalibrate my pimping a bit.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM


Pump it up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 11:50 AM (DMUuz)

244 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:45 AM (fuK7c)

What is a snizz?-never heard that term before

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 11:50 AM (AllCR)

245 Why oh why would you think the ettes would like Jack Nicholson? Just ewwwww.

And those shoes... They look like old lady shoes... And I'm an old lady who wouldn't wear those

Ok Oregon Muse - you gotta let a lady run the shoe porn. I mean you give us that when there are Jimmy Choo's? Manolo Blahniks, etc? Come on, up your shoe game or hand it over to a chick!

Women, shakes head, never satisfied.
Sounds like Ace should fire all the male cobs and hire only gurlz for his smart fashion on every post blog.

Posted by: slowdown at February 08, 2019 11:51 AM (E+yET)

246 Nood neocons.

Posted by: tbodie at February 08, 2019 11:51 AM (Rhive)

247 153 136 Yes, props to the Indian guy. That's some funny stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (xJa6I)

To be fair, it was probably less funny to the guy who got his balls crushed though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 08, 2019 11:37 AM (GBteo)

Point. Or...divot.

Comedy is often tragedy happening to someone else.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 11:51 AM (xJa6I)

248 The hunger games wasn't a warning....its a game plan!

I'm reminded of some jetliner that went down some decades back because it was loaded with Hajj pilgrims flying for the first time and said individuals broke out their camp stoves on the plane to cook for their family.

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2019 11:51 AM (8erNz)

249 Who wants a "Live Crepe Sole" on their shoes?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 11:51 AM (r+sAi)

250 246 Nood neocons.
Posted by: tbodie at February 08, 2019 11:51 AM (Rhive)

Ewww.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 11:52 AM (RD7QR)

251 I'm not a medical professional, but I've been at all three of my kids' births, and I'm pretty sure they don't exactly start breathing until they're out of the womb.
Posted by: mindful webworker's goofy ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 11:43 AM


Shut up, he's on a roll.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:52 AM (4qRFv)

252 I think that will turn out to be a complete flop. "We really need Mitt Romney to be president" is a sentence I'm hearing from precisely nobody.

Posted by: OregonMuse.


Right?

But it certainly never stopped him before.

He is obsessed and has a deluded sense of entitlement. He has already joined with the Traitorous 6 who voted against PDT's shutdown bill. He and McConnell, IMHO, are a far bigger threat to PDT's presidential re-election that all of the Green New (D)eal idiots put together.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 11:52 AM (LL1Be)

253 Yet another complete cock up by democrat George W. Bush. He was great!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2019 11:50 AM (pw+jk)Mm

The buck does stop with the President but Roberts was recommended and pushed by the supposed real conservative groups.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 11:52 AM (ajJoO)

254 Hush Puppies for your tired dogs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 11:53 AM (DMUuz)

255 Since Sandy Ocasio-Cortez-as far as I know have never appeared in any picture wearing glasses-unless she mostly wears contacts-it was an affectation to appear smart. She's being highly stage managed is Ms. Sandy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 11:53 AM (AllCR)

256 I have an unblemished record of heterosexuality & even I know that isn't "shoe porn"

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 11:53 AM (7HtZB)

257 What is a snizz?-never heard that term before

Posted by: FenelonSpoke



Ace used that as a replacement term for mish one day and promised he'd try to use it once a day.

Which was like promising to read Hound of the Baskervilles for the book club.

It was a one day thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2019 11:53 AM (fuK7c)

258 O'Crazio's is being sent on a suicide mission ... her role is to make the other leftist whackos look moderately sane (moving that Overton window to the moon).
Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 11:35 AM (Cus5s)

I know what you mean, but my take is that they really want what she's proposing. They just want to soft pedal it right now; that's why they are chuckling and saying, 'Oh she doesn't REALLY mean what it sounds like...but we need to consider..."
They KNOW it has no chance of being implemented all at once.
But they'll take one piece at a time on the installment plan....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM (NFEMn)
************
I know a lot of people that are thinking this is the plan. She's so over the top that when they end up proposing a 50% tax, people will think that's a nice compromise.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 11:53 AM (hECVl)

259
The vintage shoe pr0n is not going over as well as I thought it would, so I will have to recalibrate my pimping a bit.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at February 08, 2019 11:46 AM

I don't really care about shoes but I like vintage advertising art.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 11:53 AM (TAmPV)

260
Socialism, Italy, 1930s: make the trains run on time
Socialsim, USA, 2030s: make the people run on time

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 11:53 AM (786Ro)

261 "They KNOW it has no chance of being implemented all at once.

But they'll take one piece at a time on the installment plan....Posted by: JoeF.


true ... but some of her comments are so absurd, I think it ruins her for future serious positions. But as noted above, it is true the others that signed on to her plan should be given the "crazy leftist" tattoo (figuratively applied via You-Tube links).

Since MFM is all lined up to "debate" her plan, this seems like a coordinated effort, which is the Overton window part. They want to start the negotiation with the whole commie enchilada, and negotiate down (with the RINOs and cucks, useful sellouts) to half of it.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 11:54 AM (Cus5s)

262 Sheila Jackson Lee is. F'n showboating idiot.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 11:54 AM (hECVl)

263 LOL Whitaker giving Sheila Jackson Lee the run-around. Loving this.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 08, 2019 11:54 AM (NtglE)

264 That picture above of the voice activated hedge-clipper is how many people think white people live...

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 11:21 AM (NFEMn)

Living the Moron lifestyle! Those '50's ranch homes were very fine. One wonders why, with such a hedge trimmer in the garage, why the guy would wait until the hedge had gotten so far out of hand before trimming it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 11:54 AM (nPGq2)

265 Jackson-Lee comes off as very charming

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 11:55 AM (1g7ch)

266 Whitaker has me in stitches.

If you can, tune in. It's hysterical.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 08, 2019 11:55 AM (NtglE)

267 207 Tits are good. So are ...


Sniff.

Posted by: The Taint at February 08, 2019 11:55 AM (vWMNq)

268 I want to reach through the TV and rip Sheila's
crown braid off her head.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 11:56 AM (hECVl)

269 Someone needs to photoshop AOC with a "I wish these were brains" tshirt
Posted by: josephi

There's one that says 'I'll be using THESE to my advantage'

Posted by: Vanya at February 08, 2019 11:56 AM (DvxXD)

270 So OM gets and Ace stompening.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 11:57 AM (mpXpK)

271 188---I think Kamaltoe is going to regret signing onto Crazy-Eyes' stupid commie plan.....

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2019 11:41 AM (fqUgw)
-----------------------------
It would be one thing if she had just spoken positively of the plan. It is another thing altogether to co-sponsor a bill to enact it.

This is the kind of error that Barack Voting-Present Obama did not make.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 11:57 AM (Rxduq)

272 He was not a conservative but he was far to the
right of today's Communists. He did manage to get FDR's ruinous tax
rates rolled back.


Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 11:50 AM (mpXpK)

Agreed. While it is true conservatives and Republicans back in the day could not stand him. He would be so far right of any modern Democrat he would be called every name they call us and run out of the party. Then again, Bill Clinton would not stand a chance in hell in this modern Dem party. And Clinton was the worst.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 11:57 AM (n13/j)

273 Take dirt from a foreign national... you mean like the Hillary campaign and the dossier?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 11:58 AM (1g7ch)

274 Whitaker has me in stitches.

If you can, tune in. It's hysterical.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 08, 2019 11:55 AM (NtglE)
*************
Right now he probably wants to slap the shit out of Sheila.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 11:58 AM (hECVl)

275 Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 08, 2019 11:36 AM (8paU9)

This man's got it right.

Posted by: clutch at February 08, 2019 11:58 AM (FXRM+)

276 Family of the Future

Jeffy says: Let's play hide & seek!

Billy thinks: I'll hide here in the hedges!

Dad, oblivious: Alexis, activate the robo-hedgetrimmer.

Posted by: mindful webworker's dark ghost with a severed lining at February 08, 2019 11:59 AM (umLu9)

277 Those shoes are kind of fugly.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 12:00 PM (hECVl)

278 Right now he probably wants to slap the shit out of Sheila.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 11:58 AM
~~~~~

Yeah, I'm sure! But he's doing a great job of wasting their time. Repeating all their questions before not answering. Prefacing everything with "Congressman So-and-so,"...

Posted by: IrishEi at February 08, 2019 12:00 PM (NtglE)

279 "The buck does stop with the President but Roberts was recommended and pushed by the supposed real conservative groups. Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Coulter says she warned about him well in advance. Ann (as I recall) also thought the conservative vetting process has improved since that ... I can only hope.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 12:00 PM (Cus5s)

280
I'm starting to believe KOTH is the greatest TV program of all time.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Our future is The Flintstones

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 12:01 PM (aKsyK)

281
Jackson-Lee comes off as very charming

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 08, 2019 11:55 AM (1g7ch)

What are we watching, some hearing? I noticed Jackson-Lee did not fight her way to the middle aisle so she could shake Trump's hand. I guess he is too toxic for her. She has always staked out the inner aisle at the SOTU to get a pic shaking the president's hand. She even did it with Bush, it was her "thing".

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 12:01 PM (n13/j)

282 Were I a lonely urban bachelor, I could see myself dining at a surreal bar on a Dali basis.

Posted by: mindful webworker's melting ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 12:01 PM (umLu9)

283 This guy just said "in this country we don't investigate people". wow.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 12:03 PM (n13/j)

284 Anyway, real estate records show Mary Elizabeth Inabinetti lives in Chevy Chase with her partner (?), named Andrew Sharpless, who is apparently founder and CEO of something called "Oceana", which is an NGO trying to protect oceans. The Board is composed of lots of Rockefellers and some Hollywood actors, like Ted Danson.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 11:31 AM (Z216Q)

No, Oceana is not an NGO "trying to protect oceans". It is an NGO set up to enrich its principal backers under the pretext of protecting oceans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 12:03 PM (nPGq2)

285 It is F'n witch hunt!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 12:08 PM (hECVl)

286 AOC told me to tell you

Don't have a cow, man!

Posted by: Bart Simpson at February 08, 2019 12:09 PM (Ddkdj)

287 Arizona has honey from cactus.
They're certain because of the practice
Of bee GPS.
They don't have to guess.
The bees say, "It's good that they tracked us."

Posted by: mindful webworker's mulled doonish ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 11:38 AM (umLu9)

Hah! Well done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 12:10 PM (nPGq2)

288 I'm pulling a Jonah Goldberg and stealing the FREE S**T image because . . . FREE S**T!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at February 08, 2019 12:13 PM (W9Py1)

289 Oh, funny thing about the cereal... In Oxford on Cornmarket there is an "American Candy" store. Among its goods are American sugary cereals.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at February 08, 2019 12:20 PM (W9Py1)

290 Is the nude eel the thing that Fairfax guy gave that chick at the convention?

Because I've been getting the nude eel from the government for quite some time, and I'm pretty sure the government likes it a lot more than I do.

Posted by: cpurick at February 08, 2019 12:28 PM (u7RzW)

291 Impressions of today's rant:

1: I laffed too. The laffter was loud and sustained.
2: Where the hellish the Kaboom? That cereal cafe is ceriuously lagging.

(Note: tankdemon does not generally subscribe to the Twain theory of spelling consistency, but is obviously willing to make exceptions when the cituation dictates.)

Posted by: tankdemon at February 08, 2019 12:43 PM (hEWa7)

292 Not sure who 'SM" is.

Sammy Maudlin ?

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2019 01:07 PM (De0bg)

293 1960: JFK runs for president on a platform against anti-Catholic bigotry

2020: Kamala Harris runs for president on a platform for anti-Catholic bigotry.

Progress!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2019 02:24 PM (Ndje9)

294 jeez, when socialists say it will "take care" of seniors, i think of the Mafia definition of 'take care." Like the way John Giotti 'took care" of the guy who killed his son in car accident.

Posted by: vivi at February 08, 2019 04:35 PM (11H2y)

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Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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