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Flashback: "Coonman" Northam Refused to Shake Black Opponent's Hand

Ha ha, charade you are.

Die faster.

Unfortunately, they won't be getting shitcanned completely; they'll be offered buy-outs first.

Let's check in with a Real Republican ally of Bill Kristol's:



And PS, Ralph "Coonman" Northam declared a week ago A National Day of Racial Healing.

Even though he can only do so for a state.

WHEREAS, racial divisiveness in America's urban, rural, suburban, and tribal communities threatens the very core of this great country; and

WHEREAS, just like those who came before us, it is our duty to protect the children of this country and maintain communities where all have the opportunity to succeed; and

WHEREAS, we understand and recognize that there is a racial divide in our country and we must all work earnestly to heal the wounds created by racial, ethnic, and religious bias and build an equitable and just society so that all children can thrive; and

WHEREAS, sometimes you just want to paint your face black and wear some funky duds and start talking in nothing but Nipsey Russell poetry; and

WHEREAS, sometimes you just want to get your Klan on with a great big pointy Kleagle Kap; and

WHEREAS, sometimes you look at a whiny crying baby with the Smirk of Entitlement and think "what a punchable face, I think I'll make that baby comfortable in the garbage;"

NOW, THEREFORE, I, Ralph "Coonman" Northam, do hereby recognize January 22, 2019, as NATIONAL DAY OF RACIAL HEALING in our COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA, and I call this observance to the attention of all our citizens.

lol get fucked Literal Hitler.

Coonman Fears Cooties: That time he refused to touch a black man's hand.

Update: Marcus T tips:

Northam is done. I just talked to a contact in DC. Thinking is Democrats dump Northam they get to fly their so-called flag against racism. They get a new governor with the right racial optics going into 2020. They get to stop the backlash against abortion measures and put it on the back burner. Perfect op for diversion and distractions.

They don't want Republicans pointing to this at every juncture- and even those incompetents will.

He's done. When consultants start talking like this the party will make a push.

Done?

Derrick Johnson
@DerrickNAACP

16m
Black face in any manner is always racist and never okay. No matter the party affiliation, we can not stand for such behavior, which is why the @NAACP is calling for the resignation of Virginia Governor


Well, this has to be bad news: One of his earliest, highest profile supporters, the very conservative Jen Rubin, now calls his black Lt. Gov. "eloquent."

It's not racist when you do the "speaks so well" condescension in a nice way, right?



What does donor/supporter Bill Kristol say? Is Bill still standing by his man, baking cookies?

Via Instapundit, who I'm told linked Brian in NO for his "Partial Birth of a Nation" joke, the greatest chyron of all time:


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Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:53 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Ha at February 01, 2019 06:55 PM (MAstk)

2 Nazism is always descending upon the conservatives, yet always landing in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

3 Dang you people are fast.

Posted by: Deep State at February 01, 2019 06:55 PM (NLLmE)

4 oops

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2019 06:56 PM (NLLmE)

5 Jennifer Rubin is a Republican now!

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2019 06:56 PM (DMCt+)

6 2 Nazism is always descending upon the conservatives, yet always landing in the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

=====

Because Democrats and Nazis are both socialist?

Did I get it right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 06:56 PM (zZbCU)

7 WHEREAS, racial divisiveness in America's urban, rural, suburban, and tribal communities threatens the very core of this great country;

Uh oh. Doesn't he mean this racist, sexist, misogynist, Islamophobic, homophobic country?

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at February 01, 2019 06:56 PM (Tc1vu)

8 Coonman is winning!


Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 01, 2019 06:56 PM (MAstk)

9 Ha ha, charade you are.

A Floyd reference.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2019 06:56 PM (NLLmE)

10 Cogent, biting, funny. Thank god for this blog. Ace rules

Posted by: rammajamma at February 01, 2019 06:57 PM (mJmCN)

11 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 06:57 PM (Tc1vu)

12 I was content to read the content, now I'm NOT FIRST.

Posted by: -ish at February 01, 2019 06:57 PM (4rxdi)

13 Were they all gay, too?

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2019 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

14 I say it again...please stay in office.

The lieutenant governor will run for governor in 2021, and he'll have to answer how he could serve with such a terrible racist.

Maybe...

Oh, who am I kidding? Northam is gonna be president, isn't he?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 06:59 PM (zZbCU)

15 Trying to keep up with the threads over here, boss!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2019 06:59 PM (gC2IV)

16 "Learn to Oppo"

Posted by: Bill McGill at February 01, 2019 06:59 PM (nJ1/f)

17 In today's alarmist world, I should be more careful. When I say "Learn to code", the word "code" should not be taken in a hospital emergency sense.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 06:59 PM (YOhRS)

18 Has the Democratic Party called for Northam to resign yet?



Haha. I crack myself up.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 06:59 PM (T6t7i)

19 The Kleagel Kaps are playing the Pirates this Sunday, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2019 07:00 PM (us0nD)

20 More mnedia layoffs in a booming economy. What changed?



Learn a useful trade bitches.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at February 01, 2019 07:00 PM (0OmEj)

21 Lets not bicker about wore what a long time ago and who likes to wear blackface and browbeat his servants, lets focus on the real monster here : Trump. AHOY!!

Posted by: William Kristol, Esq : AHOY! at February 01, 2019 07:00 PM (4e+hS)

22 Wow.


2013 Northam refuses to shake hands with black opponent.


https://tinyurl.com/ycapruur

Posted by: Ha at February 01, 2019 07:00 PM (MAstk)

23 Dang you people are fast."

Some of us are half fast...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 01, 2019 07:00 PM (6qErC)

24 RGB is learning to Code Blue.



Too soon?

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2019 07:01 PM (NLLmE)

25 Axeman at February 01, 2019 06:59 PM ** (YOhRS)**
Mine? Thank you! I always wanted one of those!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2019 07:01 PM (myjNJ)

26 "Ha, Ha, Charade you are"

A damn shame Roger Waters is such a horrible human being because he sure knew how to dial cynicism to 11 in a song. Now I want to listen to my "Animals" CD.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 07:01 PM (WNAuL)

27 Learn a useful trade bitches"

#learntocoalmine

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 01, 2019 07:01 PM (6qErC)

28 my jaw is on the floor

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

29 WHERE ASS?

I spy with my little eye...

Posted by: Chris Stierwalt at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (786Ro)

30 Almost sorry to nag, Ace, but is your Amazon thing fixed yet?

Posted by: Just Asking Questions at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (4rxdi)

31 Called Coonman, wears blackface, refuses to shake black folks' hands and removes pictures of his black running mate from his campaign material. I'm starting to detect a pattern.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (4e+hS)

32 Is the 'coonman' nic an actual thing?

Protip: if your nickname is a racial slur, maybe you should rethink either the people you hang out with or your own life choices.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (8tqf1)

33 22
Wow.





2013 Northam refuses to shake hands with black opponent.


Up next, Ralph Northam leads the Army of Northern Virginia in the attack at Gettysburg.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (T6t7i)

34 He had black cooties.

Posted by: Coonman at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

35 Damn, post to main ring in 3 sec

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (DMCt+)

36 FYI: Washington Post removed "conservative" from Jennifer Rubin's tagline on their website, but she's still using the word in her Twitter bio.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (I/iGu)

37 Learn to codine?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (zZbCU)

38 >>lol get fucked Literal Hitler.

You're having way too much fun lately.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

39 Bill Krystol is looking *SOOOO* principled right now.

It shows he knows how to back men of character.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (YOhRS)

40 Hey, it was IRONIC blackface! I was just raising awareness of the racial divides in this country, and seeking to build a just, equitable, and murder-friendly society! Really!

HAIL MOLOCH!
MURDER!

Posted by: Gov. Coonman at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (1RoAT)

41 Whether you love or hate DJT, you've got to admit this is the most entertaining Presidency in our history. We're all going to miss him when he's gone.
For my part, I love the guy. He's done more to lift my spirits since his election than any other Pol ever has.
"Laissez les bons temps rouler"

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (7ZQe3)

42 Hahaha.

I want them all working at Arby's for minimum wage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

43 THIS is the way to treat the press, you creeps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HWHhev-aag&feature=share

Posted by: Zombie Mayor Frank Rizzo at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (t1tHS)

44 Still wondering about that $160 mill...

Posted by: golfman at February 01, 2019 07:03 PM (GL/05)

45 28 my jaw is on the floor
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

*removes joke about Insomniac*

Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 07:03 PM (8tqf1)

46 Coal miners in blacface. In training.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at February 01, 2019 07:03 PM (0OmEj)

47 #stillnottired

Posted by: golfman at February 01, 2019 07:03 PM (GL/05)

48 Axeman at February 01, 2019 06:59 PM ** (YOhRS)**
Mine? Thank you! I always wanted one of those!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2019 07:01 PM (myjNJ)
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Truly.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:03 PM (YOhRS)

49 38 >>lol get fucked Literal Hitler.

You're having way too much fun lately.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

No such thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 07:03 PM (8tqf1)

50 that video.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 07:04 PM (n13/j)

51 DEMOCRACY DIES IN BLACKFACE

Posted by: The Washington Post, learning to code at February 01, 2019 07:04 PM (1RoAT)

52 Just like watching a bowling game

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 07:04 PM (/rm4P)

53 Learn to codine?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (zZbCU)
........

codeine?

Learn to fentanyl.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

54 A Floyd reference.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2019 06:56 PM (NLLmE)


Ooooo Ange, OOOOOO

Posted by: Floyd the barber at February 01, 2019 07:04 PM (zCyNd)

55 6 2 Nazism is always descending upon the conservatives, yet always landing in the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

=====

Because Democrats and Nazis are both socialist?

Did I get it right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 06:56 PM (zZbCU)

You left out racist, eugenicist and authoritarian. I can only give you 10 points out of a possible 40.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

56 6 2 Nazism is always descending upon the conservatives, yet always landing in the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

=====

Because Democrats and Nazis are both socialist?

Did I get it right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today!



Yes. Yes you did.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 07:05 PM (WNAuL)

57 File this Kamala Harris tweet about Coonman under "did not age well". Sorta like her, come to think about it.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/kkkamala

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 07:05 PM (zcatl)

58 Unfortunately, they won't be getting shitcanned completely


Wait wut? You can get shit in a can?

*rummages drawer for can opener*

Posted by: Chris Stierwalt at February 01, 2019 07:05 PM (786Ro)

59 Of course, the ever competent VA GOP pseudo-opposition party research team managed to miss all these deeply hidden clues!

Posted by: Commissar AOC Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 07:05 PM (f3oO4)

60 @31: "Called Coonman, wears blackface, refuses to shake black folks' hands and removes pictures of his black running mate from his campaign material. I'm starting to detect a pattern."

Someone somewhere is feverishly writing a hot take that Northam was a necessary evil to win in Virginia 'cause everyone knows they're nothing but a bunch of racists anyways, but that's changing now with demographic shifts, meaning all the white racists are slowly dying off while young, hip, educated millennials move in from outta state, so Democrats can finally embrace someone like Lt. Gov. Fairfax as the future of the party in a more and more diverse state.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:05 PM (I/iGu)

61 47 #stillnottired
Posted by: golfman


Ain't no ways tahred.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2019 07:05 PM (NLLmE)

62 Bill Krystol is looking *SOOOO* principled right now.
.............

If by "principled" you mean fat and pasty.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2019 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

63 Hahaha.

I want them all working at Arby's for minimum wage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

--------
La baise

I might want to et there.

Posted by: Undocumented at February 01, 2019 07:06 PM (iQKgg)

64 I want them all working at Arby's for minimum wage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

Chik-Fil-A is paying 13/hour here.

But maybe hate has no home there.

Posted by: Miklos, not learning to code at February 01, 2019 07:06 PM (zCyNd)

65 > Wait wut? You can get shit in a can?


Yes. Yes, you can.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit

Posted by: Piero Manzoni at February 01, 2019 07:06 PM (zcatl)

66 I expect Northam soon to lauch a totally over the top tirade at Trump.

That will be the sign.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (ZfRYq)

67 WHEREAS, race-baiting divisiveness in America's urban, rural, suburban, and tribal communities usefully threatens the very core of this never great country until we can fundamentally transform it;

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (zmIJL)

68 >>>File this Kamala Harris tweet about Coonman under "did not age well".


That sound you hear are millions of leftists deleting tweets.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (HmZuC)

69 You left out racist, eugenicist and authoritarian. I can only give you 10 points out of a possible 40.
Posted by: Insomniac



Tough crowd.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (NLLmE)

70 @JulianCastro: "It doesn't matter if he is a Republican or a Democrat. This behavior was racist and unconscionable. Governor Northam should resign."

And here we go!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (I/iGu)

71 You left out racist, eugenicist and authoritarian. I can only give you 10 points out of a possible 40.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

*Checks socialist checklist*

You left out 'sexist', 'woman abusing'.

Also, 'petulant, man children'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (8tqf1)

72 Ha ha, charade you are.

Pink Floyd or Cartman?

Also, I never understood the phrase. I think it's supposed to mean someone in power is using you, but it's stupid.

I wish we still lived in a time when repeated phrases were pithy and witty and not just something that sounds like it means something.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (BepJC)

73 Hahaha.

I want them all working at Arby's for minimum wage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)
..........

Remind me never to eat at Arby's again.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

74 66 I expect Northam soon to lauch a totally over the top tirade at Trump.

That will be the sign.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (ZfRYq

=====

He's going to live his life as a gay man and fight the NRA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (zZbCU)

75 Elect a coonman, expect a circus

Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (786Ro)

76 > I want them all working at Arby's for minimum wage.


I want them all geeking in a carnival sideshow, blowing goats for nickels.

Never happen, though. Carnies have standards too high to hire people like that.

Posted by: Piero Manzoni at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (zcatl)

77 69
Tough crowd.
Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (NLLmE)

=====

I know, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (zZbCU)

78 Also, 'petulant, man children'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (8tqf1)

*pouts, redoes man bun*

Posted by: Coding bootcamp washout at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (zCyNd)

79 Fuck them, they tried to screw conservative ... wait, wtf ... they DID screw conservatives with their fake and slanderous opinion hit peices. I don't want them to learn how to code, I want those rat bastards to learn how to use a shovel.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (qZdIZ)

80 And here we go!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (I/iGu)

Old white dude.

Never had a chance.

Posted by: golfman at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (GL/05)

81 Bill Krystol is looking *SOOOO* principled right now.

It shows he knows how to back men of character.
Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (YOhRS)


By watching from the linen closet, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (t+qrx)

82 69 You left out racist, eugenicist and authoritarian. I can only give you 10 points out of a possible 40.
Posted by: Insomniac


Tough crowd.
Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (NLLmE)

*shrugs* It was in the lecture notes.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

83 Coonman in Gone Baby Gone

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (DcKxa)

84 Hoolian breaks fast from the gate and goes to the inside rail. ,la is trailing at the back of the pack going to the first turn

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (hGRZY)

85 Ooooh. Good addition!
I had forgotten about that insult to E. Jackson.

A black pro-lifer --- can't have more cooties than that!
Right, Gov.?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (Rxduq)

86 Well, no doubt about it. The Republican are pouncing. And I expect to see the Democrats flouncing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (+y/Ru)

87 Geez, how many of these media companies were possibly being subsidized by the just-expired
"Countering Disinformation and Propaganda Act" that was included in the National Defense Authorization Act for fiscal year 2017 that Obama signed?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (W+vEI)

88 Is the 'coonman' nic an actual thing?

It's in his yearbook.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (BepJC)

89 Wait wut? You can get shit in a can?
Posted by: Chris Stierwalt at February 01, 2019 07:05 PM


Ham and Lima Beans. Still the C-Rat gold standard after all these years.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (DMUuz)

90 Not in his wildest dreams when he woke up on Monday did Northam think he would be out as governor before the next Monday.

Life comes at you fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (/tuJf)

91 If "Human Weeds" Margaret Sanger can be forgiven, Abortionpalooza Northam can be forgiven, for the sake of Abortion, their God.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (YOhRS)

92 @JulianCastro: "It doesn't matter if he is a Republican or a Democrat. This behavior was racist and unconscionable. Governor Northam should resign."

And here we go!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (I/iGu)

--------------------------

Yep. The rest of the Dem field will now have to out denounce Northam.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (ffYR/)

93 82
*shrugs* It was in the lecture notes.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

=====

Dammit.

I knew Barry had shafted me on his notes from that day i was out....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (zZbCU)

94 I want those rat bastards to learn how to use a shovel.
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (qZdIZ)

That's good.

They already know how to EaD.

Posted by: golfman at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (GL/05)

95 Its almost like all the hatred of the right for homophobic racist and facist tendencies is all projection.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (0OmEj)

96 The Codeman come-ith!

Posted by: Dman at February 01, 2019 07:10 PM (AzZAE)

97 Heh. That scene in 1941 when the manifold blew and dan akroyd's face turns black.

'get it off me!! get it off me!'

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2019 07:10 PM (xRfEn)

98 41 Whether you love or hate DJT, you've got to admit this is the most entertaining Presidency in our history. We're all going to miss him when he's gone.
For my part, I love the guy. He's done more to lift my spirits since his election than any other Pol ever has.
"Laissez les bons temps rouler"
Posted by: Pete Seria



I voted for him because !Hillary is a monster. I was not a Trump fan. My hope is that he would expose the depravity of our ruling class. He has done so and much more. I'm content.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 07:10 PM (WNAuL)

99 Someone from msnbc calling for resignation.

Posted by: Ha at February 01, 2019 07:10 PM (MAstk)

100 Not in his wildest dreams when he woke up on Monday did Northam think he would be out as governor before the next Monday. "

Ms. Governor is just as happy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 01, 2019 07:10 PM (6qErC)

101 Ok, so how did this rumor of Jennifer Rubin behind a conservative start?

What are her conservative positions?

And seriously, the picture of her on whatever major website. There was no need for her to look so, shall we say, unattractive. If someone took such a photo of me and put it up, I would hunt the person down and torture him before I killed him slowly.

That other chick, the one Ace liked once, Megan McArdle, I think, had another awful photo/sketch. I Googled her and she generally looks much better than that thing.

I bet Mollie Hemmingway would never allow that to happen.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 07:10 PM (9hauA)

102 It's gonna be a BLOODBATH the day Donny Two Scoops leaves office, He's propping up the media right now.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 01, 2019 07:10 PM (dKiJG)

103 >>>Pink Floyd or Cartman?

both but mostly cartman.

it doesn't make sense literally but it seems to mean "You're a fat fucking phony."

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

104 I want them all working at Arby's Chipotles for minimum wage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

Posted by: Commissar AOC Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 07:10 PM (f3oO4)

105 Why would anyone expect Northam Bedford Forrest to shake the hand of one of THOSE people?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 07:10 PM (VaN/j)

106 Is the 'coonman' nic an actual thing?

It's in his yearbook.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (BepJC)
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So was Onancock--only it's just the name of the town(!!).

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:10 PM (YOhRS)

107 Called Coonman, wears blackface, refuses to shake black folks' hands and removes pictures of his black running mate from his campaign material. I'm starting to detect a pattern.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 01, 2019 07:02 PM

I remember hearing about the "Removes black running mate from campaign material". Oh man, this is him...he he.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 07:11 PM (zmIJL)

108 70
@JulianCastro: "It doesn't matter if he is a Republican or a Democrat.
This behavior was racist and unconscionable. Governor Northam should
resign."



And here we go!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:07 PM (I/iGu)


He had to work, "Republican," into it. Because.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2019 07:11 PM (+u66i)

109 Maybe Northam remembers how hard it is to get that black off.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

110 JulianCastro: "It doesn't matter if he is a Republican or a Democrat. This behavior was racist and unconscionable. Governor Northam should resign."

Aaannd away we go! Break out the popcorn and the beer fellow babies, the sharks are circling.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2019 07:11 PM (myjNJ)

111 God warned us in his word to never harm children.


Northam was warned.


God works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:11 PM (cqNba)

112 Yep. The rest of the Dem field will now have to out denounce Northam.

Posted by: Calm Mentor


And yet the lib woman on Fox just gave the "the other side did it worse, why aren't they consistent" rebuttal. They wouldn't know shame if it walked up and buggered them on the sidewalk.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

113 Governor Northram will be hosting The Governor's Cup for Excellence in Horsemanship. Competition begins at 2:00am, starting at the Beauragard plantation and ending at the big tree down by the levee.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 01, 2019 07:12 PM (xzqr4)

114
He had to work, "Republican," into it. Because.


If he were Republican, that would be the only thing they would mention.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

115 >>@JulianCastro: "It doesn't matter if he is a Republican or a Democrat. This behavior was racist and unconscionable. Governor Northam should resign."

And here we go!



Yup. White, hetero male gets no slack from this crowd. Raccoon out front should have told you that!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2019 07:12 PM (W+vEI)

116 >>>Wait wut? You can get shit in a can?

Sure. I pay homeless men $3 for their shit-cans. Pretty much a steal, really.

Posted by: Chris Stirewalt at February 01, 2019 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

117 Not in his wildest dreams when he woke up on Monday did Northam think he would be out as governor before the next Monday.

Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 07:09 PM (/tuJf)


Events, my dear boy, events!

Posted by: Commissar AOC Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 07:12 PM (f3oO4)

118 110 JulianCastro: "It doesn't matter if he is a Republican or a Democrat. This behavior was racist and unconscionable. Governor Northam should resign."

Aaannd away we go! Break out the popcorn and the beer fellow babies, the sharks are circling.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2019 07:11 PM (myjNJ)

=====

Stay strong, Northam!

The petulant Never Trump suburban moms put you in power, and you have to give them what they voted for!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:12 PM (zZbCU)

119 83
Coonman in Gone Baby Gone

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (DcKxa)

Adventures in Black Babykilling.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 07:13 PM (t6MX/)

120 Castro, haha.

How do Leftists prepare their own?

BBQ'ed or smoked?

And which sauce?

I'll pass, and stay with the carrot sticks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 01, 2019 07:13 PM (us0nD)

121 Look, the only reason I was in blackface is because my sheet had blood on it, get your facts straight.
Northam/Duke 2020

Posted by: Ralph Shearer Northam at February 01, 2019 07:13 PM (4e+hS)

122 I want those rat bastards to learn how to use a shovel.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at February 01, 2019 07:08 PM (qZdIZ)
--
I'm okay with them learning how to sell pencils.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:13 PM (YOhRS)

123 THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH JOURNALISTS LEFT TO PUSH THIS DOWN THE MEMORY HOLE!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

124 Gov. Coonman has a good point...on the top of his head.

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 01, 2019 07:13 PM (yhf6w)

125 I voted for him because !Hillary is a monster. I was
not a Trump fan. My hope is that he would expose the depravity of our
ruling class. He has done so and much more. I'm content.

Posted by: Puddleglum


Contentment is the best we can hope for in this life. It ain't bad.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

126 117 the left loves them some internet. Something about living by swords.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 07:13 PM (n13/j)

127 111 God warned us in his word to never harm children.

Northam was warned.

God works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:11 PM (cqNba)

Granted. I would still like an actual thunderbolt from the Heavens to fry his ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 07:13 PM (8tqf1)

128 I want them all working at Arby's eating at Chipotles for minimum wage the rest of their lives..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:13 PM (cqNba)

129 Northam will resign or wake up with a horse's head. No way the DNC allows him to remain.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 01, 2019 07:14 PM (HmZuC)

130 Good chance he got that nick-name because of that Halloween costume.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2019 07:14 PM (+u66i)

131 Washington Post removed "conservative" from Jennifer Rubin's tagline on their website, but she's still using the word in her Twitter bio.

-
There's a lie too big for Bozos to tell?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2019 07:14 PM (+y/Ru)

132 Still not tired of pouncing.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2019 07:14 PM (QDnY+)

133 Pete, he is wildly entertaining, and I agree with his policies more than any politician in my lifetime.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (PUmDY)

134 It's not Coonman's fault. He's an idiot savant.

Coonman Rainman.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (Ndje9)

135 123 THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH JOURNALISTS LEFT TO PUSH THIS DOWN THE MEMORY HOLE!!!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Who will cover the news with a pillow when we're gone?

Posted by: Deep State Media at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (NLLmE)

136 Republicans, Pounce!1!!!!!!!111

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (Jj+59)

137 129
Northam will resign or wake up with a horse's head.



Excellent. Then he can complete the assembly process.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (T6t7i)

138 I've tasted Gov Northam's taint and give it two thumbs up...my own butt.

Posted by: Chris Stirewalto at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (yFncY)

139 Oh, the Raccoon has rings'round it's tail,
and the Possum he has none,
and the Rabbit has no tail at all,
just a little. Ball. Of Fur.

Posted by: Hard hitting Media at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (Xo3T0)

140 JulianCastro: "It doesn't matter if he is a Republican or a Democrat. This behavior was racist and unconscionable. Governor Northam should resign."

Aaannd away we go! Break out the popcorn and the beer fellow babies, the sharks are circling.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2019 07:11 PM (myjNJ)


OMG, I forgot this is all playing out in an election season opener! All 50 Democratic presidential hopefuls will need to weigh in on this and the now toxic abortion issue. This will be nuts!

Posted by: Max Power at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (q177U)

141 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:11 PM (cqNba)

I have a millstone or two handy just in case!

Matthew 18:6

And the Chesapeake Bay is so conveniently close!

Posted by: Commissar AOC Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (f3oO4)

142 WHEREAS, just like those racists who came before us and exterminated all the Indians, it is our duty to kill the white and black children of this country and maintain commies where all have the opportunity to succeed at stealing the wealth of others; and

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (zmIJL)

143 129 Northam will resign or wake up with a horse's head. No way the DNC allows him to remain.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 01, 2019 07:14 PM (HmZuC)

=====

He's already term limited. He's either done Monday or in three years.

He's not leaving with nothing.

The DNC can't push him out without giving him something in return.

So, does he want the nothing position, or to be governor, knowing that the MSM will help bury this completely part the first news cycle?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:16 PM (zZbCU)

144 Just watch: the MSM will now run a "David Duke likes something Trump did" story by midnight. Guaranteed.

Posted by: joefl65 at February 01, 2019 07:16 PM (Pby3z)

145 136
Republicans, Pounce!1!!!!!!!111

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn



Asscheeks! Long time no see.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

146
Northam will resign or wake up with a horse's head. No way the DNC allows him to remain.
Posted by: Citizen Cake


Can they keep it off all non-right media?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2019 07:16 PM (aKsyK)

147 >>>THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH JOURNALISTS LEFT TO PUSH THIS DOWN THE MEMORY HOLE!!!

Hey, you know about "The Memory Hole"? I was just introduced to it in my Scat Frat a month ago. It's where you insert a rufie into your bunghole to give yourself temporary anal amnesia.

It's a real trip, man.

Posted by: Chris Stirewalt at February 01, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

148 There's a lie too big for Bozos to tell?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2019 07:14 PM (+y/Ru)
---
Not since the Theory of the Big Lie.

And Orwell's point about tyrants degrading their subjects by forcing one to lie to oneself.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:16 PM (YOhRS)

149 @131: "There's a lie too big for Bozos to tell?!"

And I'm guessing it was the kinda change the powers that be made without asking her beforehand or telling her afterwards.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:16 PM (I/iGu)

150 112: They wouldn't know shame if it walked up and buggered them on the sidewalk.


Because they desire to be buggered by me!! They totally want it!

Posted by: Shame at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (WNAuL)

151 "or how the media pushes impossible standards of beauty"

Come now. I wouldn't say that reaching my level is completely, 100% impossible.

You can do it if you really tri, 'cep for the genetics, privilege, and inner radiance, of course.

Posted by: Michelle at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

152 Sat - Coonman, I had had bad Ice cube
Sunday - Coonman - prays in a black church
Monday - Coonman = I plan to spend more time with my family
Tuesday - Don Lemon says, what Coonman did was not racism, This is not a lemon.
Wednesday - Cameltoe Harris forgives him
Thursday - Democraps circle the wagons.
Friday - FBI leaks something bad about the Orangeman. Chuck Schmucker leaks about a bank that is about to go under and causes a run on the bank.
Sat Sunday- Rinse Repeat.



Posted by: Dman at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (AzZAE)

153 these media fringe players face layoffs ... but big money still supports leftist propaganda ... including new ones we haven't heard of, who may be even worse than the current demons being laid off. The Soros $18B is being put to work in more propaganda "journalist associations".


https://youtu.be/sC-fb5X3luw?t=953

Posted by: illiniwek at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (Cus5s)

154 Asscheeks! Long time no see.
Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

Only here does this make sense.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

155 Damn, I never realized being a Democrat came with those perks! You can be a horn-dog asshole (Bill Clinton) or a racist (Northam) and no problems at all! Can you be Islamophobic and anti-trans as well?

Posted by: JB1000 at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (aZ9CV)

156 Asscheeks! Long time no see.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

Same chaps or something new?

Posted by: Miklos/query at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (zCyNd)

157 REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR 'COONMAN' POUNCES!

Posted by: The Washington Post, learning to code at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (1RoAT)

158 The DNC can't push him out without giving him something in return.

9 grams.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (T6t7i)

159 where my womp womp?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (AJj50)

160 Still not tired of womping.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (sdi6R)

161 The only thing that could round out this week better would be pictures of Cuomo .... Nah, I can't think of anything that would upset his voter base.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (xzqr4)

162 As long as he keeps killin them babies, that's all that matters to the democrats.

Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM (Izzlo)

163 But, surely his dedication to aborting children of color more than makes up for this one little transgression in his distant past!

Posted by: Commissar AOC Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM (f3oO4)

164 It's Andrew Breitbart's birthday today if someone hasn't already mentioned it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM (4e+hS)

165 Jujubee, sounds like a divorce or easement agreement

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM (PUmDY)

166 Jen Rubin, amorphous mass leaking into print.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM (hGRZY)

167 Onancock is apparently an Algonquin word meaning Foggy Place.

I'm going to continue to believe Onancock = Onanism + penis.



Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM (BepJC)

168 Charade? Bee Gees. Great song for a date, 45 years ago,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tlSoA_219Y

Posted by: Unrepentant BeeGees Fan at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM (4rxdi)

169 I don't want them to learn how to code, I want those rat bastards to learn how to use a shovel.

I don't want them to code because they won't, or they will whine, bitch, blow deadlines, screw up specs, create more bugs and broken down code devoid of logic, cry during code reviews, refuse to do pager duty, abuse any access to databases, and then sue when they are canned for losing customers or taking down the system because of "The Man".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM (lD3vL)

170
OMG, I forgot this is all playing out in an election season opener! All 50 Democratic presidential hopefuls will need to weigh in on this and the now toxic abortion issue. This will be nuts!

Posted by: Max Power at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (q177U)

And the window to denounce him is narrow. He who hesitates is lost.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 01, 2019 07:19 PM (TAmPV)

171 I'm pretty sure Onancock is the name of a Bond girl.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 01, 2019 07:19 PM (HmZuC)

172 Several days have passed and I still haven't heard what injuries NoName Empire Actor suffered that put him in the hospital.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:19 PM (oVJmc)

173 And Partial Birth of a Nation is now mentioned at Insty's thread, from the comments.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:19 PM (cqNba)

174 it seems to mean "You're a fat fucking phony."

Phonies everywhere!

Posted by: Holden Caulfield at February 01, 2019 07:19 PM (BepJC)

175 The thing that's going to save him is that he was so very worried about the baby being comfortable...


before they killed it!

Posted by: Commissar AOC Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 07:19 PM (f3oO4)

176 OMG, I forgot this is all playing out in an election
season opener! All 50 Democratic presidential hopefuls will need to
weigh in on this and the now toxic abortion issue. This will be nuts!



Posted by: Max Power at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (q177U)



And the window to denounce him is narrow. He who hesitates is lost.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 01, 2019 07:19 PM (TAmPV)

Say's who?

Posted by: Washington Compost at February 01, 2019 07:19 PM (n13/j)

177 143: "The DNC can't push him out without giving him something in return. So, does he want the nothing position, or to be governor, knowing that the MSM will help bury this completely part the first news cycle?"

He's done. Unless he knows where several dead bodies are buried so he can blackmail the national party, he's absolutely done. Every Democratic candidate for president will be asked about Northam day after day until he resigns. He'll get an obscure but well paying lobbyist job somewhere in the DC metro area, but he's days being in front of a camera with a (D) after his name in the cable news chyron are dead and gone.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:20 PM (I/iGu)

178

Whereas, children have the right to be provided every
opportunity to learn, grow, and thrive in nurturing environments that do
not violate their safety, dignity, and humanity; and...


You have to fucking be kidding me.

Ordinarily, one needs visit a sanitarium to find people who believe to polar opposite ideas are true at the same time.

That guy's a psycho Prog, like there's any other type.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 07:20 PM (HaL55)

179 Northam is done. I just talked to a contact in DC. Thinking is Democrats dump Northam they get to fly their so-called flag against racism. They get a new governor with the right racial optics going into 2020. They get to stop the backlash against abortion measures and put it on the back burner. Perfect op for diversion and distractions.

They don't want Republicans pointing to this at every juncture- and even those incompetents will.

He's done. When consultants start talking like this the party will make a push.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:20 PM (gUiaj)

180 155 Damn, I never realized being a Democrat came with those perks! You can be a horn-dog asshole (Bill Clinton) or a racist (Northam) and no problems at all! Can you be Islamophobic and anti-trans as well?
Posted by: JB1000 at February 01, 2019 07:17 PM (aZ9CV)


No way. They have some standards.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 07:20 PM (VaN/j)

181 I don't want them to code because they won't, or they will whine, bitch, blow deadlines, screw up specs, create more bugs and broken down code devoid of logic, cry during code reviews, refuse to do pager duty, abuse any access to databases, and then sue when they are canned for losing customers or taking down the system because of "The Man".
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM


On the bright side, we won't have to worry about architecture, UX, security, or code smells.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2019 07:20 PM (DMUuz)

182

Shit. to = two.
Alcohol was not involved.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 07:20 PM (HaL55)

183 Well, I think we all enjoy blacking it up every once in a while with some burnt cork, but

you don't want to go and actually touch black people, like shaking their hands or something,

cause you might catch their blackness!!!

It's like a virus or whatever and that shit don't come off...

...

...

...uh, look can't we talk about something more pleasant?

Like me killing babies?

Posted by: Coonman at February 01, 2019 07:20 PM (CRRq9)

184 Whichever moonbats TuCa has on tonight will be twisting themselves into pretzels to turn this into a nothingburger.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 01, 2019 07:21 PM (ffYR/)

185 Ummmm, those babies they're so tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap!

But they're so tasty!

Hey babies I'm gonna eat ya! I'm bigger than you and higher in the food chain!

Get in mah belly! You babies of Virginia!

I'll make ya a deal Coonman! You get to be elected governor and I get yer babies!

GET...IN...MAH...BELLY!!

Posted by: Jonah 'Fat Bastard' Goldberg at February 01, 2019 07:21 PM (DuAZ5)

186 I find myself strangely hoping NotoriousRBG doesnt shuffle off to hell this weekend. We need to give this a few days to play out.

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2019 07:21 PM (DMCt+)

187 @173: "And Partial Birth of a Nation is now mentioned at Insty's thread, from the comments."

Nice!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:21 PM (I/iGu)

188 So should I go watch the 3D version of Peter Jackson's "They Shall Not Grow Old"??

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2019 07:21 PM (kBiSH)

189 GOP POUNCES, DENOUNCES GOVERNOR NORTHAM'S RACIAL OUTREACH INITIATIVES

Posted by: The Washington Post, learning to code at February 01, 2019 07:21 PM (1RoAT)

190 182

Shit. to = two.
Alcohol was not involved.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 07:20 PM (HaL55)

=====

I see your problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:21 PM (zZbCU)

191 Onancock is apparently an Algonquin word meaning Foggy Place.
I'm going to continue to believe Onancock = Onanism + penis.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM (BepJC)


Tell me more...

Posted by: Elizabeth Fauxahuntass at February 01, 2019 07:21 PM (f3oO4)

192 Northam will resign or wake up with a horse's head. No way the DNC allows him to remain.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 01, 2019 07:14 PM (HmZuC)

Meanwhile, Kathy Tran enjoys her ascendancy and Lois Lerner enjoys her six figure retirement.

Keep that in mind at all times.

Posted by: golfman at February 01, 2019 07:21 PM (GL/05)

193 Janie's Got a Gun was early metoo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (PUmDY)

194 10 JulianCastro: "It doesn't matter if he is a Republican or a Democrat. This behavior was racist and unconscionable. Governor Northam should resign."

Aaannd away we go! Break out the popcorn and the beer fellow babies, the sharks are circling.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2019 07:11 PM (myjNJ)

=====

Stay strong, Northam!

The petulant Never Trump suburban moms put you in power, and you have to give them what they voted for!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:12 PM (zZbCU)
*****************
He would never be saying this if they didn't have a black lieutenant governor that just happens to be a Democrat.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (hECVl)

195 139 Oh, the Raccoon has rings'round it's tail,
and the Possum he has none,
and the Rabbit has no tail at all,
just a little. Ball. Of Fur.

Posted by: Hard hitting Media at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (Xo3T0)


'Possum in the 'simmon tree.
Raccoon on the ground.
Raccoon says 'You son of a bitch, throw some 'simmons down!'.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (xRfEn)

196 Nice video of Coonman dissing that black guy.

This is an extraordinary hit job on a Dem Pol. I don't think I have ever seen a hatchet job like this on a Dem.

Too bad. Womp Womp

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (9dzlp)

197 OT potpourri


FL governor nukes Common Core. Oh my.


WTF happened to the national crisis over an extremely dubious claim of assault in Chiberia by some "actor" I'd never heard of?


Oh, and back on topic.


Has anyone noted that today is ..... the beginning of Black History Month? Bwahahaha


Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (QDnY+)

198 >>> They get a new governor with the right racial optics going into 2020. They get to stop the backlash against abortion measures and put it on the back burner. Perfect op for diversion and distractions.


Damn, did the DNC leak that photo?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (HmZuC)

199 So should I go watch the 3D version of Peter Jackson's "They Shall Not Grow Old"??

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2019 07:21 PM (kBiSH)

Oh yes.

Posted by: Miklos, seriously at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (zCyNd)

200 Northam is done. I just talked to a contact in DC. Thinking is Democrats dump Northam they get to fly their so-called flag against racism. They get a new governor with the right racial optics going into 2020. They get to stop the backlash against abortion measures and put it on the back burner. Perfect op for diversion and distractions.

They don't want Republicans pointing to this at every juncture- and even those incompetents will.

He's done. When consultants start talking like this the party will make a push.
Posted by: Marcus

Yep. AG is moving up to LtGov, Brian Moron to AG

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (DMCt+)

201 188 So should I go watch the 3D version of Peter Jackson's "They Shall Not Grow Old"??
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2019 07:21 PM (kBiSH)

=====%

The 3D does provide some nice depth. So, if you already like 3D, yeah. I'd not, don't upgrade.

I like 3D, so i liked the added dimension.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (zZbCU)

202 Lets troll Snopes and ask them to confirm the rumor about Gov Northham's yearbook.

Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (7XCIG)

203 188
So should I go watch the 3D version of Peter Jackson's "They Shall Not Grow Old"??

Posted by: Anna Puma


How is that possible? It wasn't filmed in 3D.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

204 I'm sure it's been said a thousand times by now, but kudos to Ed Gillespie's crack campaign team ("Top. Men.") who left no stone unturned in their opposition research on Northam -- except for that one obvious stone over the readily available medical school yearbook photo showing Northam with a stone-cold hard-on for the KKK.

Posted by: GOP Consultants for Sale at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (uloIh)

205
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (KCxzN)

206 Was the black man named Cory?

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (zLDYs)

207
Onancock = Onanism + penis.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM (BepJC)


Now do Shinnecock

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (TAmPV)

208 Man who plays with penis has home in Onancock.

Posted by: Confusedsious at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (YOhRS)

209 173 And Partial Birth of a Nation is now mentioned at Insty's thread, from the comments.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:19 PM (cqNba)


We been on telly Insty!.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (VaN/j)

210 "Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (HmZuC)"

Look for the real Source of that photo for answers.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (gUiaj)

211 Even CNN


https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1091481674335031301

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (cqNba)

212 I find myself strangely hoping NotoriousRBG doesnt shuffle off to hell this weekend. We need to give this a few days to play out.

If Vlad ever wanted to invade the US, the confirmation hearings for RBG's successor would be a good time. Not a single newspaper will report on anything else for months.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2019 07:24 PM (BepJC)

213 203 188
So should I go watch the 3D version of Peter Jackson's "They Shall Not Grow Old"??

Posted by: Anna Puma

How is that possible? It wasn't filmed in 3D.
Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i

======

Most 3D releases are converted to 3D in pussy production.

Very few are natively shot in 3D.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:24 PM (zZbCU)

214 Damn, did the DNC leak that photo?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (HmZuC)


Nope, but I would not be surprised if Fairfax's people didn't.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 07:24 PM (ZfRYq)

215 How is that possible? It wasn't filmed in 3D.

Next you'll be complaining about the CGI battle mechs at the Batle of the Somme.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

216 I bet the Dems are regretting making old yearbooks fair game about now.

Just like they regretted starting the "MeToo" crap.

Just like they regretted Reid using the nuclear option for judges.

It's almost like every "clever" move they come up with comes back to haunt them.

As Sarah Hoyt likes to say: Be of good cheer. In the end, we win and they lose.

Posted by: Piero Manzoni at February 01, 2019 07:24 PM (zcatl)

217 Damn, did the DNC leak that photo?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 01, 2019 07:22 PM (HmZuC)
--I think that has to be in the running. Takes the sail out of the abortion infantacide comments and helps clean up the VA slate.When in doubt, follow the money. Abortion is big, big money.

Posted by: Revenant at February 01, 2019 07:24 PM (bD2Jh)

218 179
Northam is done. I just talked to a contact in DC. Thinking is
Democrats dump Northam they get to fly their so-called flag against
racism. They get a new governor with the right racial optics going into
2020. They get to stop the backlash against abortion measures and put
it on the back burner. Perfect op for diversion and distractions.



They don't want Republicans pointing to this at every juncture- and even those incompetents will.



He's done. When consultants start talking like this the party will make a push.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:20 PM (gUiaj)

*Black Face Down*

Posted by: Coonman Baby Killer at February 01, 2019 07:24 PM (t6MX/)

219 Twitter:

@BillKristol 49m
That loud grinding sound you hear here in Northern Virginia is @tomperriello gnashing his teeth, recalling the time in 2017 the oppo researcher on his campaign staff said he had something to show him and Tom said, "Hey, kid, I don't have time to look at medical school yearbooks."



Of course, Thought Leader Kristol sends sympathy to Northam's Democrat primary opponent, not Gillespie.

An extra 200 bucks might've helped Gillespie's oppo team, dontcha think?

Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2019 07:25 PM (786Ro)

220 208 Man who plays with penis has home in Onancock.
Posted by: Confusedsious at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (YOhRS)

Can't we just say 'Man has home in Onancock'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 07:25 PM (8tqf1)

221 Marcus T, don't think the infaticide thinggy gets resolved even if Northam takes the political dirt nap.


Even in VA. Much less NY, RI, and almost surely, soon, CA or other s***holes (unless they *already* have de facto infanticide laws on the books, which is possible).


Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2019 07:25 PM (QDnY+)

222 >>He's done. When consultants start talking like this the party will make a push.

They already have. Some DNC drone was just on Fox all but saying he needed to go.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 07:25 PM (/tuJf)

223 > Now do Shinnecock


It's mine and I'll shine it as fast as I want.

Posted by: Piero Manzoni at February 01, 2019 07:25 PM (zcatl)

224 Most 3D releases are converted to 3D in pussy production.



Very few are natively shot in 3D.


I did not know that, and still don't understand it. Doesn't the process rely on offset cameras to provide slightly different perspectives? Is it just generated with CGI?

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:25 PM (T6t7i)

225 Somebody in the Democratic Party had that photo all along. They were surprised it wasn't found by the RNC.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:26 PM (gUiaj)

226 Now do Shinnecock

Keep your shins away from me ya freak.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2019 07:26 PM (BepJC)

227 And yet the lib woman on Fox just gave the "the other side did it worse, why aren't they consistent" rebuttal. They wouldn't know shame if it walked up and buggered them on the sidewalk.
Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

Well, to be fair, you are talking about people who view getting buggered by strangers on the side walk as a valid lifestyle that they were born with.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 01, 2019 07:26 PM (jp0Bv)

228 How is that possible? It wasn't filmed in 3D.

Next you'll be complaining about the CGI battle mechs at the Batle of the Somme.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

They would have gotten stuck in the mud

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2019 07:26 PM (DMCt+)

229 >>And I'm guessing it was the kinda change the powers that be made without asking her beforehand or telling her afterwards.


A few months ago about 30 prominent conservatives wrote an open letter to WashPost demanding they stop labeling her conservative.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2019 07:26 PM (W+vEI)

230 204: I'm sure it's been said a thousand times by now, but kudos to Ed
Gillespie's crack campaign team ("Top. Men.") who left no stone unturned
in their opposition research on Northam -- except for that one obvious
stone over the readily available medical school yearbook photo showing
Northam with a stone-cold hard-on for the KKK.

Posted by: GOP Consultants for Sale at February 01, 2019 07:23 PM (uloIh)
--Going to yearbooks is unfair. The GOP never even thinks about getting out the brass knuckles.

Posted by: Revenant at February 01, 2019 07:26 PM (bD2Jh)

231
I find myself strangely hoping NotoriousRBG doesnt shuffle off to hell this weekend. We need to give this a few days to play out.

they'll announce that RBG has joined the choir invisible 27 minutes after mueller's nothingburger report comes out

RBG slipped this mortal coil at 3:47 AM Saturday 05JAN19

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 01, 2019 07:27 PM (KCxzN)

232 224 I did not know that, and still don't understand it. Doesn't the process rely on offset cameras to provide slightly different perspectives? Is it just generated with CGI?
Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:25 PM (T6t7i

======

From what I understand, it's about selecting layers in the image and then artificially creating depth.

It can be done well or poorly.

Clash of the Titans was done poorly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:27 PM (zZbCU)

233 This Northam stupidity is a joy, albeit deeply, to behold - like a glimpse of sweet unexpected sideboob on the dance floor.

Posted by: MSNBC - purveyor of only the Finest of Fake News at February 01, 2019 07:27 PM (Kp81N)

234 @200: "They get a new governor with the right racial optics going into 2020."

And, again, as mentioned in the last thread, there's some discussion online that Lt. Gov. ascending to Governor following a resignation means he isn't disqualified from running for reelection in 2021.

Virginia Constitution, Article V, Section 1: "[The Governor] shall be ineligible to the same office for the term next succeeding that for which he was elected ..."

Fairfax is only 39 years old. Seven years as a black governor of "recently red and racist" state would make him a national figure.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:27 PM (I/iGu)

235 "Doesn't the process rely on offset cameras to provide slightly different perspectives? Is it just generated with CGI?"

Unicorn farts, and Pixie Dust.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:27 PM (cqNba)

236 *Black Face Down*


Posted by: Coonman Baby Killer


A meme is born.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:27 PM (T6t7i)

237 Anna Puma, Mrs. E and I saw They Shall Never Grow Old with 3D glasses. It was well worth the time and money.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2019 07:27 PM (zLDYs)

238 Man who climbs tree in nude has Shinnecock.

Posted by: Confusedsious at February 01, 2019 07:27 PM (YOhRS)

239 Heh. Stolen from Instapundit site "Northam's favorite movie is Partial Birth of a Nation". Ha!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (2sCft)

240 Pussy production?

Someone had kittens?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (kBiSH)

241 225 Somebody in the Democratic Party had that photo all along. They were surprised it wasn't found by the RNC.
Posted by: Marcus T



Those photo's were public domain via a yearbook. The VAGOP is just incompetent.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (WNAuL)

242 It's almost like every "clever" move they come up with comes back to haunt them.

Consider: The new charges they invented to try to bring down Clarence Thomas are what Bill Clinton will be remembered for doing.

It makes that whole process very, very amusing in the long run.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

243 I'd lay the odds at 60/40 that the Dems leaked the photo, now that Governor Babymurder has become a political liability.

Posted by: Piero Manzoni at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (zcatl)

244 Sadly, even after Coonman is tossed out of the governor's office, he'll still be killing full term babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (ptqGC)

245 Is it just generated with CGI?
Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:25 PM (T6t7i)

Sort of, you can mathematically compute a second point of focus without a second camera.

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (DMCt+)

246 "Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2019 07:25 PM (QDnY+)"

You forget that Democrats own the media. They will shape the narrative. Candidates will back off infantacide and frame this again as a women's right to choose.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (gUiaj)

247 240 Pussy production?

Someone had kittens?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (kBiSH)

It was Russ Meyer's pet name for his film studio.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (8tqf1)

248 We are going to get what we wished for.

Fairfax is loony left.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (ZfRYq)

249 Is it just generated with CGI?
Posted by: pep


YES

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (ZejZP)

250 I'd lay the odds at 60/40 that the Dems leaked the photo, now that Governor Babymurder has become a political liability.





Posted by: Piero Manzoni at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (zcatl)

hmm

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (n13/j)

251 Actually, I hope they find pics of RBG in blackface first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

252
Northam is done. I just talked to a contact in DC. Thinking is Democrats
dump Northam they get to fly their so-called flag against racism. They
get a new governor with the right racial optics going into 2020. They
get to stop the backlash against abortion measures and put it on the
back burner. Perfect op for diversion and distractions.




Posted by: Marcus


====
And Northam is an ex-Republican, so easier sacrifice I'd imagine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (13CQC)

253 @219: "Of course, Thought Leader Kristol sends sympathy to Northam's Democrat primary opponent, not Gillespie."

I'm surprised Kristol didn't parrot the popular joke that Gillespie was scared to use the oppo research 'cause it would make his racist voters more likely to support Northam.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (I/iGu)

254 Perhaps these laid-off writers could #LearnToCode from the inestimable Dr. Bofa.

Posted by: n8sebaka at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (kpIz4)

255 233
This Northam stupidity is a joy, albeit deeply, to behold - like a glimpse of sweet unexpected sideboob on the dance floor.


Nah. This is a joy. Sideboob is a pathway to God.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (T6t7i)

256 248 We are going to get what we wished for.

Fairfax is loony left.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 07:29 PM (ZfRYq

=====

That'll teach Trump and his deplorables.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:30 PM (zZbCU)

257 Done.



Derrick Johnson
@DerrickNAACP
·
16m
Black face in any manner is always racist and never okay. No matter the party affiliation, we can not stand for such behavior, which is why the
@NAACP
is calling for the resignation of Virginia Governor

Posted by: Ha at February 01, 2019 07:30 PM (MAstk)

258 The Dems are going to move slow and behind the scenes and the media will play their role in covering for them.

They don't want to make this a disgrace. When the guy resigns, the lib screech will turn to: HE'S ALREADY RESIGNED--FER CRISSAKES!! AT WHAT POINT DO YOU STOP BEATING A MAN?!?!

They won't talk about it during, and they won't talk about it after.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:30 PM (YOhRS)

259 I still say PDT should appear at the SOTU in black face, holding a picture of a dead baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

260 Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:20 PM (gUiaj)

Caller on Larry O'Connor basically said Northam's only hope is not mentioning infanticide at all, having a weeping mea culpa, blaming his behavior on a Pro-Confederacy environment in Ye Olde Virginia, and vowing to dismantle every Confederate statue in Virginia, plus bulldozing every road sign with a Confederate's name on it and renaming every government and school in Virginia for MLK!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 07:30 PM (f3oO4)

261 YouTube vid on the making of They Shall Not...

youtube.com/watch?v=_cSXfKSRKz4

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (ZejZP)

262 Alright everyone, you've got your marching orders. Let's get into the station wagon asap and back to the studio. Key is, admit the photo is politely awkward but ensure it in no way carries over to our pals in the DNC. GO!!!!!

Posted by: MSNBC - purveyor of only the Finest of Fake News at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (Kp81N)

263 Nope, but I would not be surprised if Fairfax's people didn't.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 07:24 PM

They waited to do the kill shot when he was wounded and staggering.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (zmIJL)

264 258 The Dems are going to move slow and behind the scenes and the media will play their role in covering for them.

They don't want to make this a disgrace. When the guy resigns, the lib screech will turn to: HE'S ALREADY RESIGNED--FER CRISSAKES!! AT WHAT POINT DO YOU STOP BEATING A MAN?!?!

They won't talk about it during, and they won't talk about it after.
Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:30 PM (YOhRS

======

It's a safe resignation, just like Al Franken.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (zZbCU)

265

Those photo's were public domain via a yearbook. The VAGOP is just incompetent.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (WNAuL

====

Funny, my eyes translated that to VAG-OP instead of VA-GOP.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (13CQC)

266 @229: "A few months ago about 30 prominent conservatives wrote an open letter to WashPost demanding they stop labeling her conservative."

I remember that, but WaPo didn't change anything back then, and I can imagine Rubin yelling at her bosses: "Don't you dare!"

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (I/iGu)

267 Shit. to = two.
Alcohol was not involved.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 07:20 PM (HaL55)

Apparently it should have been.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (2shuf)

268 I gave Brian in New Orleans full credit for the Partial Birth of a Nation in the comments at Insty's (unlike Jonah G.) and Insty has quoted it in an update.

Brian makes the big times!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (Evws/)

269 My husband asked me, "What the hell is up with the GOP, that they can't research these assholes?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (ptqGC)

270 Once you lose the NAACP....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (cqNba)

271 I'd lay the odds at 60/40 that the Dems leaked the photo, now that Governor Babymurder has become a political liability.

Posted by: Piero Manzoni at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (zcatl)
****************
I am beginning to think it was the Dems that leaked it too.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (hECVl)

272 They waited to do the kill shot when he was wounded and staggering.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (zmIJL)


Zackly.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (ZfRYq)

273 How could a racist like this prosper for so long in the Democrat Party, he asks facetiously!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:32 PM (oVJmc)

274 The LiammNeeson Clash of the Titans sux'd Kronos' ballz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2019 07:32 PM (kBiSH)

275 Still not tired of pouncing.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2019 07:14 PM (QDnY+)

We love our exercise!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 07:32 PM (9hauA)

276
Those photo's were public domain via a yearbook. The VAGOP is just incompetent.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Just the way the old man Warner liked them

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2019 07:32 PM (DMCt+)

277
I gave Brian in New Orleans full credit for the Partial Birth of a Nation in the comments at Insty's (unlike Jonah G.) and Insty has quoted it in an update.

Brian makes the big times!


Posted by: andycanuck at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (Evws/)


Needs to be in the sidebar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

278 Conservatives pounce where the media won't, because they are a bunch of Dem-bitches.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:32 PM (YOhRS)

279 Marcus T, um, puhleeeze. Of course I don't forget who runs the media. I'm the one who routinely refers to the absence of a real press in the country.


If pro-life people choose to make those laws an issue in various states, they could become one, at least for some people. Trump could even mention the issue, as many are calling for him to do in the SOTU. Just saying that one newly toxic governor disappearing won't necessarily be the last chapter of this.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2019 07:32 PM (QDnY+)

280 Funny, my eyes translated that to VAG-OP instead of VA-GOP.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (13CQC)

It was a Black Op.

Posted by: Miklos, in a happy hour at February 01, 2019 07:32 PM (zCyNd)

281
I still say PDT should appear at the SOTU in black face, holding a picture of a dead baby.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC

====

I'd like to see him wearing a LEARN TO CODE t-shirt.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 07:33 PM (13CQC)

282 Been so busy today I missed everything.

Oh, this is too good.

I want Northam's career and life destroyed, in that order. He deserves it.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2019 07:33 PM (2PXwn)

283 Fact, DumboCraps have lost the MiddleClass, White, Black and Hispanic Vote. The White middle class is never coming back. No wonder they want open boarders to build a new dependant class. They want servitude , a subclass only loyal to them. The white DumboCraps in power will never have minorities share their power. Watch as they shut down the left, lefties that have been voted in. Wake up!

Posted by: Dman at February 01, 2019 07:33 PM (AzZAE)

284 I know that progs get violently physically ill at the very thought of blackface. They signal their virtues very loudly over that one.

Bert Williams was the most beloved American entertainer among all races in 1910. He did blackface. Minstrelsy and blackface were mainstream art forms for at least 80 years.

Today it is gauche, but it doesn't make me sick to merely contemplate it, as it does to so many people who know d!ck about history.

Anyway, punish Northam by the social rules that his own Democrat Party pushes. Make him eat their own dogfood.

Posted by: gp at February 01, 2019 07:33 PM (mk9aG)

285
I want Northam's career and life destroyed, in that order. He deserves it.

...

Yup.

Posted by: Ha at February 01, 2019 07:33 PM (MAstk)

286 The whole "Democrats circle the wagon" play doesn't necessarily apply to an election season.

Which Democratic hopeful will make a surprise rightward swing on abortion? That would surprise the other candidates and help them if they make it to the general.

Posted by: Max Power at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (q177U)

287 like a glimpse of sweet unexpected sideboob on the dance floor.

Posted by: MSNBC - purveyor of only the Finest of Fake News at February 01, 2019 07:27 PM (Kp81N)

Is cleavage or sideboob better?

My vote is sideboob, but cleavage, while more common, has its own joys.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (wYseH)

288 If they force him out Northam may be one of those that "walks away" from the Democrat party, I feel sort of sorry for him if he loses his job. He supports infanticide, (uggh!) but the double standards of the Democrats are despicable. Sacrificed for the Communist-uhhh-Democrat party.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (AllCR)

289 Brian makes the big times!


Posted by: andycanuck at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (Evws/)

What's an Insty?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (rnXGe)

290 284
I know that progs get violently physically ill at the very thought of
blackface. They signal their virtues very loudly over that one.



Nice summary.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (T6t7i)

291 Funny, my eyes translated that to VAG-OP instead of VA-GOP.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (13CQC)

Penetrating deep into enemy territory.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

292 I'll be amazed if he steps down. Except for Weiner, and he held on like a rabid dog to the very end, Democrats just don't do that. Franken was like that too.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (l9m7l)

293 BTW, Northam says he met his wife in 1984 so maybe it's his wife in the Klansman outfit?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (Evws/)

294 How are The Young Turks covering this story? Will Talcum X have the lead on it?

Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (7XCIG)

295 Not too far north of Onanacock, VA is Big Assawoman Bay in MD.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (VaN/j)

296 Sadly, even after Coonman is tossed out of the governor's office, he'll still be killing full term babies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (ptqGC)

Damn if I'd let him come within 50 miles of one of my kids.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (2shuf)

297 Heck of a start to Black History Month, eh?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (oRVa0)

298 I still say PDT should appear at the SOTU in black face, holding a picture of a dead baby.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC

====

I'd like to see him wearing a LEARN TO CODE t-shirt.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 07:33 PM (13CQC)


I'd like to see a blow up sex doll in RBG's seat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

299 So a Vagisil Vag-Op?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2019 07:35 PM (kBiSH)

300 Obviously, anyone who voted for Northam is racist by association.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

301 My vote is sideboob, but cleavage, while more common, has its own joys.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Sure, but for my money, nothing beats underboob. Well, unless it's Trigglypuff.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:35 PM (T6t7i)

302 Instead of a Recall Election, Virginia should have an Election Abortion to make sure Northam doesn't come to term.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:35 PM (YOhRS)

303 My husband asked me, "What the hell is up with the GOP, that they can't research these assholes?"

You try hiring conservative political consultants in a world where Ben Shapiro is an alt-right firebrand.

Posted by: GOP excuse making team #274 at February 01, 2019 07:35 PM (BepJC)

304
BTW, Northam says he met his wife in 1984 so maybe it's his wife in the Klansman outfit?


Posted by: andycanuck at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (Evws/)

Yeah, maybe it was some kinky role-playing thing.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 07:35 PM (xPl2J)

305 I want Northam's career and life destroyed, in that order. He deserves it.




Who in their right mind would ever trust this man again to take care of their children?

I guess PP would make him a director.

Posted by: Miklos, in a serious moment at February 01, 2019 07:35 PM (zCyNd)

306 I'd like to see a blow up sex doll in RBG's seat.

If it's underinflated, you won't tell the difference.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

307 Rubin is now calling for Northam to go.

Oh--and while doing so, she called the African American Lt. Governor "eloquent."

Hmm. As opposed to the schwartzes you're forced to interact with?

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (Vfj9+)

308 Penetrating deep into enemy territory.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM

Eeeewwww!!!

Posted by: Shep! at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (oRVa0)

309 #289 Insty's is Glenn Reynolds' Instapundit news aggregator with some commentary site. It drives alot of traffic.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (Evws/)

310 lots of updates, some from these comments, some from elsewhere

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (PbpT7)

311 Anyone have a quick way to make good fresh lemonade fresh squeezed? We've got a huge crop from the tree this year and my sister used to do some boil thing that took forever. Is that the best?

Posted by: Mike Mitch at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (Kp81N)

312 I'm sure this has been mentioned, and yeah I know the VA GOPe has demonstrated a level of incompetence that makes the MA GOPe look like a well-oiled machine...

... but there is simply no way that they could not have had this information prior to the 2017 election. Could they?

Posted by: DocJ at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (9fXnJ)

313 My husband asked me, "What the hell is up with the GOP, that they can't research these assholes?"


They're the Good Losers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

314 In DC it's not just about what people say, it's when ornhow fast they say it. That gives you some clues about who is behind things. Notice how democrats very quickly framed this and are slowly moving into the resignation gambit. Why it's as if someone was prepared.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (gUiaj)

315 @KamalaHarris: "Leaders are called to a higher standard, and the stain of racism should have no place in the halls of government. The Governor of Virginia should step aside so the public can heal and move forward together."

Good night, sweet prince.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (I/iGu)

316 I'm thinking about what's in my yearbooks. Can you be forced to resign for looking like a dork?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 07:37 PM (xPl2J)

317
Insty = Instapundit

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 01, 2019 07:37 PM (TAmPV)

318 Was Nipsey Russell ever on Match Game? He should have been.

Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2019 07:37 PM (3nTd6)

319 302
Instead of a Recall Election, Virginia should have an Election Abortion to make sure Northam doesn't come to term.



Let the bon mots fly!

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)

320 Rock rhe Cradle of Love was a witty video.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2019 07:37 PM (PUmDY)

321 My vote is sideboob, but cleavage, while more common, has its own joys.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (wYseH)


I got to touch one, once. Blew my mind.

They're boob all the way around.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 07:37 PM (t+qrx)

322 Derrick Johnson

@DerrickNAACP

16m

Black face in any manner is always racist and never okay. No matter the
party affiliation, we can not stand for such behavior, which is why the
@NAACP is calling for the resignation of Virginia Governor





( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at February 01, 2019 07:37 PM (t6MX/)

323 287 like a glimpse of sweet unexpected sideboob on the dance floor.

Posted by: MSNBC - purveyor of only the Finest of Fake News at February 01, 2019 07:27 PM (Kp81N)

Is cleavage or sideboob better?

My vote is sideboob, but cleavage, while more common, has its own joys.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2019 07:34 PM (wYseH)


Any angle. It's all good.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 07:37 PM (VaN/j)

324 I want to take credit for first to say Northam is done.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 07:37 PM (ZfRYq)

325 My husband asked me, "What the hell is up with the GOP, that they can't research these assholes?"



This is final proof, if needed, that Lee Atwater is indeed dead.

Posted by: Miklos, gloves off at February 01, 2019 07:37 PM (zCyNd)

326 Jen Rubin, arch conservative, sure cheerleads for the other team, don't she?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

327 Oh, and @JRubinBlogger

Fvck you, with a flaming pineapple, wrapped in barbed wire, sideways.

You fucking fraud.

Posted by: DocJ at February 01, 2019 07:38 PM (9fXnJ)

328
I'd like to see a blow up sex doll in RBG's seat.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:35 PM (ptqGC
====

I'd like to see Mark Zuckerberg try to hump it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 07:38 PM (13CQC)

329 I'd like to thank my good friend Bill Kristol also know as Assman for standing behind me for all this.

Posted by: Coonman at February 01, 2019 07:38 PM (pLgt/)

330 302: Instead of a Recall Election, Virginia should have an Election Abortion to make sure Northam doesn't come to term.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:35 PM (YOhRS)--My body (politic), my choice!

Posted by: Virginia at February 01, 2019 07:38 PM (bD2Jh)

331 >>>I'd lay the odds at 60/40 that the Dems leaked the photo, now that Governor Babymurder has become a political liability.


The fact that it's a yearbook photo is a tell. It's a clear DNC smear job. Probably Fusion GPS is involved.

Posted by: Max Power at February 01, 2019 07:38 PM (q177U)

332 Sure, but for my money, nothing beats underboob.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:35 PM (T6t7i)

How about mine? It's tucked into the waistband of my pantsuit!

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at February 01, 2019 07:38 PM (wYseH)

333 Someone should re-edit the Latino Victory Fund commercial that showed a redneck in a confederate pickup chasing down minority children.

Put Northam behind the wheel and change the bumper sticker.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:38 PM (I/iGu)

334
Is cleavage or sideboob better?



My vote is sideboob, but cleavage, while more common, has its own joys.



What about backboob, boys?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 01, 2019 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

335 Anyone have a quick way to make good fresh lemonade
fresh squeezed? We've got a huge crop from the tree this year and my
sister used to do some boil thing that took forever. Is that the best?

Posted by: Mike Mitch at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (Kp81N)

the classic is to make a simple syrup,. Check it online but basically 1 to 1 sugar and water and you bring it to a boil. It might be a bit less water, but that is close. let it cool, and mix with lemon juice to taste.

you could just do lemon juice and water and sugar but it will not be as dissolved.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 07:39 PM (n13/j)

336 "Gov. Northam in this picture from your Medical School Yearbook, were you the one in Blackface or the one in the Klan uniform?"
Questions Jim Acosta will never ask...

Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2019 07:39 PM (7XCIG)

337 NORTHAM'S GUBERNATORIAL CAREER BEING KEPT COMFORTABLE, TO BE ABORTED AFTER BIRTH

Posted by: The Washington Post, learning to code at February 01, 2019 07:39 PM (1RoAT)

338 Good night, sweet prince.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (I/iGu)

On election night, Kamala tweeted thanking Northam for showing that hatred and bigotry had no place in VA

Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at February 01, 2019 07:39 PM (zCyNd)

339 KamalaHarris: "Leaders are called to a higher standard, and the stain of racism should have no place in the halls of government. The Governor of Virginia should step aside so the public can heal and move forward together."

Good night, sweet prince.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (I/iGu)
***************
Phony bitch.
She would never be saying this if the Virginia Lt. Governor was a Republican.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2019 07:39 PM (hECVl)

340 I don't see the problem.

Posted by: Robert Byrd, The Conscience of the Senate at February 01, 2019 07:39 PM (xSo9G)

341 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 07:39 PM (VaN/j)

342 I'd like to see him wearing a LEARN TO CODE t-shirt.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 07:33 PM (13CQC)

A Maga Hat will do.

Semen lady from AZ blew up the decorum.

Posted by: golfman at February 01, 2019 07:39 PM (GL/05)

343 Would the DNC axe him for blowing the infanticide angle so badly?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 01, 2019 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

344 So now not only the NAACP, but Julian Castro, MoveOn.org (who knew they were still a thing?), and another Democrat super PAC have all called for Northam's resignation.

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (2PXwn)

345 Democrats don't give a damn that he doesn't doesn't mind murdering babies, but wearing blackface as a stupid college kid-that's awful and can never be forgiven!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (AllCR)

346 When they find out his buddy's nickname is "Dude Carrying the Noose" shit will hit the fan.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (YOhRS)

347 Well the Dems can say Ralph should resign and refuse to support him for any re-election but can they make him resign if he does not want to?

He might simply lose the D after his name if he doesn't and become the VA governor who refused to resign after black face pictures from college days showed up.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (eASYU)

348 Aaaaaannddd... The Daily KKKos has joined the lynch mob.

Posted by: Piero Manzoni at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (zcatl)

349 I'd lay the odds at 60/40 that the Dems leaked the photo, now that Governor Babymurder has become a political liability.

Posted by: Piero Manzoni at February 01, 2019 07:28 PM (zcatl)
****************
I am beginning to think it was the Dems that leaked it too.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2019 07:31 PM (hECVl)

Same here. I think they overshot the target by going full-on infanticide, the gov made his infamous statement where EVERYBODY could hear him, and now he's a liability because he's offended not just conservatives, but basic, middle of the road Democrats.
Gotta get him outta there before he does any more damage, soooooo...oh, look, a college yearbook. Let's see what's inside...

Posted by: antisocialist at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (2shuf)

350 Tomorrow's headline: Democrats "Abort" Northam"

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (gUiaj)

351 VMI must not have offered Costumes for Future Politicians 101.

Posted by: n8sebaka at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (kpIz4)

352 Nazism is always descending upon the conservatives, yet always landing in the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 01, 2019 06:55 PM (NWiLs)


And notice not even Democrats are sufficiently brazen to accuse the GOP of Communist sympathies. The Wiki entry on Elizabeth Bentley says - correctly - that Democrats dismissed her allegations of deep penetration of the government by Reds as a "Republican red herring" because it had all taken place under Democrat Administrations.

Turns out she outed 80 Americans - most of whom were in government - who were spying for the Soviets.

Oopsie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (YqDXo)

353 oh yeah, add water too.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (n13/j)

354 This is final proof, if needed, that Lee Atwater is indeed dead."

And Karl Rove is still alive...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (6qErC)

355 So, we see affirmative Anger in Action.

White guy out, Black guy in, because of a costume from a party from over 20 years ago.

/spit


Even if this is Dem on Dem... US accepting this is a bad thing IMO.

Posted by: Don Q at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (NgKpN)

356
Anyone have a quick way to make good fresh lemonade
fresh squeezed? We've got a huge crop from the tree this year and my
sister used to do some boil thing that took forever. Is that the best?Posted by: Mike Mitch at February 01, 2019 07:36 PM (Kp81N

====

My grandma has a Meyer Lemon tree. She squeezes and strains the juice into one-cup plastic baggies and freezes them. At lemonade time, it's

1 cup lemon juice1 cup sugar (or less, to taste -- 1 cup is the max)fill up the pitcher with water


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (13CQC)

357 Has Northam been to Chicago lately?

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (T6t7i)

358 In a way I'm a little bit sad this yearbook thing came so hot on the heals of Coonman's infanticide comments. I'd have preferred they defend him for a week or three before this one came out. They don't have nearly as much backpedaling to do at this point.

It wouldn't surprise me though if it were some dems that had been sitting on this thing for the last decade or two. If somebody in the GOP knew about it, they were probably afraid to say anything because they didn't want to lower themselves to the dem's level or something.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (sLicW)

359 This is why Obama fucked over the racist coal miners.

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (KtayJ)

360 Democrats don't give a damn that he doesn't doesn't mind murdering
babies, but wearing blackface as a stupid college kid-that's awful and
can never be forgiven!!!


Racist Halloween Costumes > Offerings to Moloch

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

361 350
Tomorrow's headline: Democrats "Abort" Northam"

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (gUiaj)

You know someone is already stealing that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (t6MX/)

362 Watch how fast this becomes "put this in the past and move on".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (jXrK7)

363 Wait who do you want to replace me!? Well I'm not fucking shaking his hand.

Posted by: Coonman at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (pLgt/)

364 87 Geez, how many of these media companies were possibly being subsidized by the just-expired
"Countering Disinformation and Propaganda Act" that was included in the National Defense Authorization Act for fiscal year 2017 that Obama signed?

Posted by: Lizzy

WOW! Is this really what's happening? Good catch, Lizzy, if so.

Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (uU9xW)

365 I'm sure I'm not the first to point out that the Democrats have no problem with Northam's views on infanticide, but a photo surfaces from a Halloween party in college and they want to string him up.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for holding Democrats to the exact same standards as Republicans, but I don't think I'll like a society where any stupid or tasteless thing you do can come back and wreck your life 35 years later.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 07:42 PM (sdi6R)

366 When they find out his buddy's nickname is "Dude Carrying the Noose" shit will hit the fan.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (YOhRS)

Has Jussie been shown a photo of Northam? Police artist's sketch?

Posted by: Miklos, always with the positive waves at February 01, 2019 07:42 PM (zCyNd)

367 Coonman has called Megyn Kelly in to do damage control.

Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2019 07:42 PM (3nTd6)

368 Same here. I think they overshot the target by going full-on
infanticide, the gov made his infamous statement where EVERYBODY could
hear him, and now he's a liability because he's offended not just
conservatives, but basic, middle of the road Democrats.



Yup. The only unforgivable sin for Dems is a threat to their power.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:42 PM (T6t7i)

369 fuck this priveledged,white male, and his toxic masculinity. probably used a gillette razor and shit too. when i was his age, i had to get by without a corvette, and i sure as shit couldn't afford my own klansman. a bag of dicks is in his future.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 01, 2019 07:42 PM (KP5rU)

370
Yeah thanks for the paragraphing, pixy



=====



1 cup lemon juice


1 cup sugar (or less, to taste -- 1 cup is the max)


fill up the pitcher with water

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 07:42 PM (13CQC)

371 With all these lefty hack journalists getting axed its really going to get quite competitive in the cat sitter, dog walker, barista and fast food order taker professions.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at February 01, 2019 07:42 PM (cCxiu)

372 I'm sure I'm not the first to point out that the Democrats have no
problem with Northam's views on infanticide, but a photo surfaces from a
Halloween party in college and they want to string him up.



Of the many ways the Democrat Party is bankrupt, 'morally' is in the lead.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:43 PM (oVJmc)

373 Well the Dems can say Ralph should resign and refuse to support him for any re-election but can they make him resign if he does not want to?

He might simply lose the D after his name if he doesn't and become the VA governor who refused to resign after black face pictures from college days showed up.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (eASYU)

Oh, he'll do as he's told. If the DNC says resign, he'll resign. Even if he doesn't want to.
They'll MAKE him want to.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 01, 2019 07:43 PM (2shuf)

374 Posted by: antisocialist at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (2shuf)

I doubt this. He could easily have ridden out the infanticide rap. But this photo and brouhaha endangers the Democrats' hold on a group crucial to their electoral prospects.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 07:43 PM (Ofz3/)

375 My Jessica's nude body is surrounded by blackfaces 4 times a week. I fail to see an issue here.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 01, 2019 07:43 PM (jJHMW)

376 Northam, Soundgarden: Coonman, Save Me!

Also, did Jen Rubin swim in Joe Biden's Delaware pool after which she made that "eloquent" comment? Being eloquent and three bucks will get you on the subway, unless you voted for Obozo.

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 01, 2019 07:44 PM (kfrSK)

377 Within a few hours, all Democrat presidential candidates will be ripping apart Northam's carcass, so they can be seen chewing on one of the best body parts. Woe to anyone left picking up scraps!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:44 PM (I/iGu)

378 Well the Dems can say Ralph should resign and refuse to support him for any re-election but can they make him resign if he does not want to?

He'll be offered 2 choices
- "Suicide" by 2-bullets to the back of the head
- Resign

Posted by: DocJ at February 01, 2019 07:44 PM (9fXnJ)

379 We will comfort him while the DNC decides if they want to keep him.

Posted by: The Dynamic, Eloquent Lt Gov. that make Jennifer Rubin Moist at February 01, 2019 07:44 PM (EATOD)

380 Ya know watching a man's career flame out in public humiliation should garner some sympathy but for this vile POS, I want him DESTROYED.

Posted by: IC at February 01, 2019 07:44 PM (Ii8qU)

381 Oh God. A consultant just called the Lt Gov "The next Obama". Now Northam is really toast.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:44 PM (gUiaj)

382 364 87 Geez, how many of these media companies were possibly being subsidized by the just-expired
"Countering Disinformation and Propaganda Act" that was included in the National Defense Authorization Act for fiscal year 2017 that Obama signed?

Posted by: Lizzy

WOW! Is this really what's happening? Good catch, Lizzy, if so.
Posted by: Just another flyover Deplorable Bot at February 01, 2019 07:41 PM (uU9xW)

Stop noticing things and connecting dots!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 01, 2019 07:45 PM (jJHMW)

383 Coonman has called Megyn Kelly in to do damage control."

Arms control?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 01, 2019 07:45 PM (6qErC)

384 371 With all these lefty hack journalists getting axed its really going to get quite competitive in the cat sitter, dog walker, barista and fast food order taker professions.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at February 01, 2019 07:42 PM (cCxiu)


How many saw this coming, and thus supported "Fight for 15".

Nah. They're not that smart.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 07:45 PM (VaN/j)

385 Don't get me wrong, I'm all for holding Democrats to the exact same standards as Republicans, but I don't think I'll like a society where any stupid or tasteless thing you do can come back and wreck your life 35 years later.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 07:42 PM (sdi6R)


This.

They're going further and further to the left, with more and more vicious witch hunts. They might ponder how that worked out for Robespierre.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 07:45 PM (Ofz3/)

386 MNI (McClatchy)
1/14/2005 $697.50 Today $6.01

Posted by: Anchovy at February 01, 2019 07:45 PM (B3kya)

387 He's so radioactive now they'll Seth Rich his ass if they need to.

Posted by: Max Power at February 01, 2019 07:45 PM (q177U)

388 Live by the yearbook, die by the yearbook.

What a fantastically stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2019 07:45 PM (iEWtc)

389 Posted by: antisocialist at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (2shuf)



I doubt this. He could easily have ridden out the infanticide rap.
But this photo and brouhaha endangers the Democrats' hold on a group
crucial to their electoral prospects.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 07:43 PM (Ofz3/)

That tells ya something. This day and age is about pics on the web. Plus he had a large contingent ready to support the abortion mess, no matter how ghastly it was.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 07:45 PM (n13/j)

390 Prog priorities:

Objector #1: "Northam just declared live children disposable!"

Progs: "Something that we need to embrace for the future..."

Objector #2: "Just found pictures of Northam when he was younger in BLACKFACE!"

Progs: AAAAEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:46 PM (YOhRS)

391 Eric "Dumbest Dude in Congress, Because AOC and Maxine Waters are Women" Swallow-well has joined the mob calling for Northam's head.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 07:46 PM (zcatl)

392
- "Suicide" by 2-bullets to the back of the head

Posted by: DocJ at February 01, 2019 07:44 PM (9fXnJ)

I got this.

Posted by: Hillary at February 01, 2019 07:46 PM (pLgt/)

393 Has Gov. Northam thrown his pointy hat into the 2020 ring yet?

Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2019 07:46 PM (7XCIG)

394 The Right isn't demanding his resignation.

I think we can all accept the fact that we do stupid things in our past.

But, the Right is correct in pointing out that the Left is demanding he step down.
In accordance with their rules.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:46 PM (cqNba)

395 I remember the good old days, when using "boof" in your high school yearbook was enough to keep you from serving on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

396 They're going further and further to the left, with
more and more vicious witch hunts. They might ponder how that worked out
for Robespierre.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Who?

Posted by: Leftists who know literally nothing at February 01, 2019 07:46 PM (T6t7i)

397 Within a few hours, all Democrat presidential candidates will be ripping apart Northam's carcass, so they can be seen chewing on one of the best body parts.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:44 PM (I/iGu)


Right after they go round up and destroy every one of their own yearbooks, delete all of their tweets, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 07:47 PM (Ofz3/)

398 We need to go after Cuomo.
What's the statistics of black vs white babies aborted?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2019 07:47 PM (hECVl)

399 McClatchy once ran the headline"As Violence Falls in Iraq, Cemetery Workers Feel the Pinch"

Posted by: MikeN at February 01, 2019 07:47 PM (o/eHL)

400 Even a live baby assassin? No sympathy here.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2019 07:47 PM (PUmDY)

401 @87: "Geez, how many of these media companies were possibly being subsidized by the just-expired "Countering Disinformation and Propaganda Act" that was included in the National Defense Authorization Act for fiscal year 2017 that Obama signed?"

Likely none.

CFPDA was basically a slush fund for the State Department to spread around internationally like the CIA did during the Cold War.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:47 PM (I/iGu)

402
I doubt this. He could easily have ridden out the infanticide rap.

I agree. They had plans to make him a hero of womens health.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 01, 2019 07:47 PM (TAmPV)

403 Maybe Nipsey Russell was on Hollywood Squares?

Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2019 07:47 PM (3nTd6)

404 396 They're going further and further to the left, with
more and more vicious witch hunts. They might ponder how that worked out
for Robespierre.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Who?
Posted by: Leftists who know literally nothing at February 01, 2019 07:46 PM (T6t7i)


French chef. Invented Lobster Thermidor.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 07:48 PM (VaN/j)

405 Who?
Posted by: Leftists who know literally nothing "

Old dead white guy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 01, 2019 07:48 PM (6qErC)

406 Don't get me wrong, I'm all for holding Democrats to the exact same
standards as Republicans, but I don't think I'll like a society where
any stupid or tasteless thing you do can come back and wreck your life
35 years later.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 07:42 PM (sdi6R



Then Republicans are going to ahve to start dealing with these attacks with a 'Fuck You.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

407 Ya know watching a man's career flame out in public humiliation should
garner some sympathy but for this vile POS, I want him DESTROYED.


I hope they make him comfortable while the dems and the media discuss whether or not to have him destroyed.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 01, 2019 07:48 PM (sLicW)

408

Black face is unacceptable. Dead baby face is just fine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2019 07:48 PM (aKsyK)

409 I heard the Cuomo boys once "jokingly" dressed for Halloween like mob bosses. Their parents loaned them some old family "swag."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

410 > French chef. Invented Lobster Thermidor.

Good one.

I hear it caused quite a reaction.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 07:49 PM (zcatl)

411 Sure, Northam's done for. But the important question is, will Ralph's wife handle his resignation press conference with dignity and grace?

Posted by: Questions only Jonah could ask at February 01, 2019 07:49 PM (786Ro)

412 Yeah, maybe it [Klansman and minstrel] was some kinky role-playing thing.
Did Bill Kristol go to med school there?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 01, 2019 07:49 PM (Evws/)

413 @381: "Oh God. A consultant just called the Lt Gov "The next Obama". Now Northam is really toast."

See comment 234.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:49 PM (I/iGu)

414
Amos: "How long before they dig us up scatter our bones in the garbage dump?"

Andy: "I figure any day now."

Amos: "Well, we had a good time, didn't we?"

Andy: "Yup. The pay was damn fine too."

Posted by: Ghosts of Humor Past at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (Bvcbh)

415 Well the Dems can say Ralph should resign and refuse to support him for any re-election but can they make him resign if he does not want to?

He might simply lose the D after his name if he doesn't and become the VA governor who refused to resign after black face pictures from college days showed up.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 01, 2019 07:40 PM (eASYU)

----------------------

If they want him gone and he will not go, they can simply organize a recall election. They will get him out if that's what they really want.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (ffYR/)

416 391 Eric "Dumbest Dude in Congress, Because AOC and Maxine Waters are Women" Swallow-well has joined the mob calling for Northam's head.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 07:46 PM (zcatl)


Oh please, please, please, God, let something equally radioactive surface about Swallow-well.

I don't ask for much, but if You could see Your way clear to this ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (qlqmy)

417 404 396 They're going further and further to the left, with

more and more vicious witch hunts. They might ponder how that worked out

for Robespierre.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara





Who?

Posted by: Leftists who know literally nothing at February 01, 2019 07:46 PM (T6t7i)


Oh, how I wish someone would ask AOC her opinion of Robespierre. The look of utter incomprehension would be delicious.

Then I wish she would get nekkid.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (T6t7i)

418
NOW, THEREFORE, I, Ralph "Coonman" Northam


LOL!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (pNxlR)

419 Invented Lobster Thermidor"

What'd he do? Shove a glass of mercury up it's ass?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (6qErC)

420 Child Sacrifice = GOOD
Greasepaint = Unforgivable

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (oVJmc)

421 > McClatchy once ran the headline"As Violence Falls in Iraq, Cemetery Workers Feel the Pinch"


As someone put it, if Trump discovered the cure for cancer, the headlines would read "Trump Puts Millions of Doctors Out of Work".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (zcatl)

422 French chef. Invented Lobster Thermidor.

I know that.

They named a stove the dish.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (sLicW)

423 Got Willowed bigly. Anyway, I hope everybody is saving this for Monday?

468 465
461 230

Have to ask, has anyone looked through RBG's year book[\s] tablet yet?



Posted by: Serious Cat at February 01, 2019 06:24 PM



Yes, several people have found the charming picture of her posing
with her gay friends after she performed their wedding ceremony. They
just got arrested today for drugging and raping a young man 4 years
before the blessed nuptials. Whoops.

Posted by: wasbrenette at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (LWyIT)



Karma= Stone Cold Bitch
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 01, 2019 07:18 PM (9dzlp)

Posted by: wasbrenette at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (LWyIT)

424 I doubt this. He could easily have ridden out the infanticide rap. I agree. They had plans to make him a hero of womens health.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 01, 2019 07:47 PM (TAmPV)


No, no, no. Don't you see, this is cause and effect. This is an election season. The Democrats underestimated the abortion backlash and so now they need a fall guy to make the issue go away.

Posted by: Max Power at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (q177U)

425 Mitch McConnell is all about decorum.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (PUmDY)

426 Black face is unacceptable. Dead baby face is just fine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2019 07:48 PM (aKsyK)
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Duh! It's called moisturizer!

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:51 PM (YOhRS)

427 OT: Why is E Warren apologizing for _taking_ the DNA test? She _should_ be apologizing for taking college bennies that should have gone to a _real_ Indian!

It turns out that only Indians decide who gets to be a _real_ Indian, and DNA is a white-man trick, and an insult to Indians. So that's her real crime: taking a biological test, for which, as a loyal progressive, she must abase herself, and eagerly does.

Let that be a lesson to all you fascist geneticists out there.

World gone MAD.

Posted by: gp at February 01, 2019 07:51 PM (mk9aG)

428 Holy moly, just saw a pic of Barron Trump on Daily Mail. 12 years old and almost as tall as his dad!

Posted by: IC at February 01, 2019 07:51 PM (Ii8qU)

429 Dear Democrats:

I'm 1000% sure that there is similar dirt on every one of you.

Sleep well.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

430 You guys got me all wrong! It was misspelled in the yearbook!

Posted by: Raccoon Man at February 01, 2019 07:51 PM (pLgt/)

431 So, in the Virginia history books, does Governor Northam get an asterisk?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:51 PM (cqNba)

432

Apparently it should have been.

I'll just have to remedy that.
brb

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 07:51 PM (HaL55)

433 Meanwhile, Margaret Sanger is still a Democrat heroine!

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at February 01, 2019 07:51 PM (M9S6m)

434 That Lieutenant Governor gives me a swoon in my prodigious nether regions.

Posted by: Jen Rubella at February 01, 2019 07:52 PM (Tyii7)

435 I would be funny if that was his future wife in the Klan hat.

Posted by: Deep State Media at February 01, 2019 07:52 PM (NLLmE)

436 Duh! It's called moisturizer!"

Not from faces...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 01, 2019 07:52 PM (6qErC)

437 The Right isn't demanding his resignation.

I think we can all accept the fact that we do stupid things in our past.

But, the Right is correct in pointing out that the Left is demanding he step down.
In accordance with their rules.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 07:46 PM (cqNba)

------------------------

VA GOP called for his resignation this afternoon.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 01, 2019 07:52 PM (ffYR/)

438 428 Holy moly, just saw a pic of Barron Trump on Daily Mail. 12 years old and almost as tall as his dad!

See what happens when you keep feeding the little thugs?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 01, 2019 07:52 PM (5WpEK)

439 sock malfeasance!

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2019 07:52 PM (NLLmE)

440 The guy can calmly and unemotionally 'discuss' killing a newborn infant after 'making it comfortable'. And he's standing by his statement as something rational. I'm sure Nazis in the camps of Auschwitz and Berkinau, and the Communists in the fields of the Khmer Rouge had the same ability.

There's a special place in he'll for that guy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 01, 2019 07:52 PM (v8tMG)

441 I'll show you my hat!

Posted by: Raccoon Man at February 01, 2019 07:53 PM (pLgt/)

442 If Rubin were truly a conservative, then progressives would be demanding her resignation for calling Fairfax "eloquent" which we all know is racist code for "one of the good blacks."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:53 PM (I/iGu)

443 Oh, how I wish someone would ask AOC her opinion of Robespierre.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:50 PM (T6t7i)
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I don't think I've ever worn one.

Posted by: Alexandra Conquistador-Cortez at February 01, 2019 07:53 PM (YOhRS)

444 I don't understand all of the blackface hate.

Some of Fenders best amps were blackfaces.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2019 07:53 PM (Z4HCe)

445 Sooner or later people will start to understand these candidates are just "vessels". The party finds a person with the best chance to win, who will enforce THEIR agenda. That makes everyone disposable. Think about the major liberal issues that are impacting our society today. Can you think of a single Democrats name on say, abortion? Who was their standard bearer?

Exactly. It was a group effort.

That voters don't understand this is almost inconceivable. They keep hoping for "reasonable" Democrats. News flash, there are none. Just an agenda and people who stealthily carry it out.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:53 PM (gUiaj)

446 227 And yet the lib woman on Fox just gave the "the other side did it worse, why aren't they consistent" rebuttal. They wouldn't know shame if it walked up and buggered them on the sidewalk.
Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

Well, to be fair, you are talking about people who view getting buggered by strangers on the side walk as a valid lifestyle that they were born with.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 01, 2019 07:26 PM (jp0Bv)

As I was saying about RBG and her lovely picture with her gay friends she married...who tend to drug and rape young men after they invite them home. k

And University of Michigan may even get to have a Michigan State experience, because one of RBG's friends is a professor there, and the university has ignored complaints against him for a few years.

Posted by: wasbrenette at February 01, 2019 07:53 PM (LWyIT)

447 Yeah, I figured they'd jettison him, he's not important enough for them to cover for overt racism that is documented and can't be memory holed.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 01, 2019 07:53 PM (Yx0ro)

448 VA GOP called for his resignation this afternoon"

So, not the right then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 01, 2019 07:53 PM (6qErC)

449 The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I didn't stick my finger up there.

Posted by: Ralph Wiggum 2021! at February 01, 2019 07:54 PM (VigyG)

450 402 I doubt this. He could easily have ridden out the infanticide rap.

I agree. They had plans to make him a hero of womens health.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 01, 2019 07:47 PM (TAmPV)


I can see the campaign now: "He expanded the right of women to choose!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 07:54 PM (qlqmy)

451 Steve King should call on him to resign. That would be an awesome troll.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 07:54 PM (xPl2J)

452 OT: Why is E Warren apologizing for _taking_ the DNA test? She _should_ be apologizing for taking college bennies that should have gone to a _real_ Indian!

It turns out that only Indians decide who gets to be a _real_ Indian, and DNA is a white-man trick, and an insult to Indians. So that's her real crime: taking a biological test, for which, as a loyal progressive, she must abase herself, and eagerly does.

Let that be a lesson to all you fascist geneticists out there.

World gone MAD.
Posted by: gp at February 01, 2019 07:51 P



Kennewick Man nods. Or at least he would if he weren't buried beneath tons of earth and rock by order of the Clinton Admin.

Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2019 07:54 PM (786Ro)

453 You're all having too much fun. We need some nuance here.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 07:54 PM (VaN/j)

454 Holy moly, just saw a pic of Barron Trump on Daily Mail. 12 years old and almost as tall as his dad!
Posted by: IC at February 01, 2019 07:51 PM (Ii8qU)


What is that in people years?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

455 I'm just thinking back to how they hounded Bob McDonnell after he left office, destroying his reputation and his marriage.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM (VigyG)

456 I don't think I've ever worn one.
Posted by: Alexandra Conquistador-Cortez
--------

This is why I hang out here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM (CDGwz)

457 re. Media Death Spiral


My erection is so stable at this point that NASA just called to ask me if they could use it as scaffolding to install a Breakfast Nook and Picture Window on the International Space Station.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM (Z4HCe)

458 Oh, how I wish someone would ask AOC her opinion of Robespierre.

He's not nearly as handsome as Chepe.

Posted by: Little Lupe at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM (Tyii7)

459 " how I wish someone would ask AOC her opinion of Robespierre. " I'd settle for her giving a definition of her beloved Gini Coefficient. She bragged about learning it. Ask her what it is.

Posted by: gp at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM (mk9aG)

460 Barron Trump. Just the name speaks promise.


Barron. Trump.

And TuCa is on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM (ptqGC)

461 Given the charges, will they have to shove Northam under the back of the bus?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM (oVJmc)

462 Well, to be fair, you are talking about people who view getting buggered by strangers on the side walk as a valid lifestyle that they were born with.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 01, 2019 07:26 PM (jp0Bv)


I always think that about "pride parades." They're proud of getting bopped in the squeaker? Really? What, if anything, would make them feel ashamed?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM (qlqmy)

463 My schadenboner is going on two (2!) hours.

Plus the Hawkeyes are beating the Wolverines at half (in hoops yo).

Boing.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at February 01, 2019 07:56 PM (XOi3t)

464 If he doesn't resign, just get Rocco to cap him twice in the gourd. Make sure he uses an AR, so we can play the gun confiscation angle. You get lemons, make lemonade.

Posted by: DNC at February 01, 2019 07:56 PM (xzqr4)

465 No True Democrat.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 07:56 PM (YOhRS)

466 460
Barron Trump. Just the name speaks promise.


Almost as good as Steele Johnson.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 07:56 PM (T6t7i)

467 @445: "That voters don't understand this is almost inconceivable."

At least my hippie grade school teacher made us watch Redford's The Candidate back in seventh grade.

Kids these days aren't nearly cynical enough.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 07:56 PM (I/iGu)

468 Oh, how I wish someone would ask AOC her opinion of Robespierre.

"I think he's going to become a franchise player for the Yankees."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 07:56 PM (qlqmy)

469 383
Coonman has called Megyn Kelly in to do damage control."



Arms control?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 01, 2019 07:45 PM (6qErC)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 01, 2019 07:57 PM (8iiMU)

470 My erection is so stable at this point that NASA just called to ask me if they could use it as scaffolding to install a Breakfast Nook and Picture Window on the International Space Station.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM (Z4HCe)

*golf clap*

I thought at first you were going to go in 'as a reference for the atomic clocks' direction.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 07:57 PM (8tqf1)

471 I ate the black crayon.

What's a commonwealth?

Posted by: Ralph Wiggum 2021! at February 01, 2019 07:57 PM (VigyG)

472 Anon, did you see any of the Nightflyers shows?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2019 07:57 PM (PUmDY)

473 Speaking of Halloween costumes, I remember back in the 90s when four guys came bursting into a Halloween party in a bar dressed as Muslim terrorists and waving prop assault rifles.

Anybody doing that today would risk getting ventilated.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

474 So is Kristol now part of the new breed of Republican?

The Coonservative

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2019 07:58 PM (iEWtc)

475 I'm just thinking back to how they hounded Bob McDonnell after he left office, destroying his reputation and his marriage.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM (VigyG)


That was OK because McDonnell was a Republican!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 07:58 PM (f3oO4)

476 I have a feeling that this weekend at HQ might be more fun than the whole Weiner/Breitbart weekend.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at February 01, 2019 07:58 PM (XOi3t)

477 " how I wish someone would ask AOC her opinion of Robespierre. " I'd settle for her giving a definition of her beloved Gini Coefficient. She bragged about learning it. Ask her what it is.
Posted by: gp at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM

Ask her to define punctuated equilibrium, being a Party of Science gal and all.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 07:58 PM (zmIJL)

478 Now TuCa is all over Blackface Gate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:58 PM (ptqGC)

479 You should hear me sing Mammy!

Posted by: Coon Man at February 01, 2019 07:58 PM (pLgt/)

480 and DNA is a white-man trick,
-------

It is a tool of oppression. DNA tests have had a disparate impact on minority incarceration rates.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2019 07:58 PM (CDGwz)

481 a funny meme update at the end

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2019 07:58 PM (PbpT7)

482 I love how Ms. Rubin the conservative is so concerned about the welfare of the Dems.

Frankly, I really don't care much about his blackface. Racism is extremely bad but there are worse evils. Such as infanticide.

Plus this was over 30 years ago.

I guess it could have been a joke, but I find his lack of an explanation telling.

So Alinsky rule away.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 07:58 PM (9hauA)

483 > I'd settle for her giving a definition of her beloved Gini Coefficient.

She saw it on cable TV. It was an old show with Barbara Eden.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 07:59 PM (zcatl)

484 Northam May pull a Roy Moore, but he's going to lose DNC support.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 07:59 PM (gUiaj)

485 OT: Why is E Warren apologizing for _taking_ the DNA test? She _should_ be apologizing for taking college bennies that should have gone to a _real_ Indian!

It turns out that only Indians decide who gets to be a _real_ Indian, and DNA is a white-man trick, and an insult to Indians. So that's her real crime: taking a biological test, for which, as a loyal progressive, she must abase herself, and eagerly does.

Let that be a lesson to all you fascist geneticists out there.

World gone MAD.
Posted by: gp at February 01, 2019 07:51 P


She should have claimed she was a direct descendant of Piltdown Man.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 07:59 PM (qlqmy)

486 My genuine MAGA hat came in the mail today!

Posted by: Chris M at February 01, 2019 07:59 PM (6XZdO)

487 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Michelle Fields"

Everything is about you...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 01, 2019 07:59 PM (6qErC)

488 I love Tucker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

489 I have doubts Sandy O-C knows who Robespierre is, history is not a Leftist strong suit.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 07:59 PM (/rm4P)

490 New Frontier is very great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2019 07:59 PM (PUmDY)

491 " how I wish someone would ask AOC her opinion of Robespierre. " I'd settle for her giving a definition of her beloved Gini Coefficient. She bragged about learning it. Ask her what it is.
Posted by: gp at February 01, 2019 07:55 PM


She'll explain it has to do with how many parts gin, and how many parts vermouth.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (VaN/j)

492 @471: Posted by: Ralph Wiggum 2021!"

I lol'd.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (I/iGu)

493 My schadenboner just dialed 911 because of the 4 hour thing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (IcJtd)

494 "Almost as good as Steele Johnson."

Meh


-Dirk Bonesteel

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (cqNba)

495 JackStraw:

Read the Epoch Times link you posted the other day on Priestap. What's your take on him? White hat, black hat, or clueless?

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (NtglE)

496 > Ask her to define punctuated equilibrium

That's when one of your boob implants springs a leak, and the doctor has to puncture the other one so they match until they can both be replaced.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (zcatl)

497

Classic tube type CB radio black face Johnson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (aKsyK)

498 So he liked ROBES! Gah! Guys can be cruel--that's no reason to label him!

I don't know who that is, but I don't know why you just can't call him Pierre.

Posted by: Alexandra Conquistador-Cortez at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (YOhRS)

499 I love Tucker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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*pulls hose off of the reel, turns on the water*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (CDGwz)

500 Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

That's so fucking stupid. I can't even.. why the hell would anyone think that's funny?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (dUJdY)

501 Oh please, please, please, God, let something equally radioactive surface about Swallow-well.



I don't ask for much, but if You could see Your way clear to this ...


Does the fact that I've filed a felony complaint with the FBI about him count?

Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2019 08:01 PM (7XCIG)

502 Someone should do the NPC meme with Northam, but may the face black instead of grey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:01 PM (8tqf1)

503 Okay, NOW the funny meme has been added.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2019 08:01 PM (PbpT7)

504 Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 07:58 PM (9hauA)

Northam was so used to being around true Democrats that he couldn't conceive that getting infanticide on the table in a public forum could be problematic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 08:01 PM (f3oO4)

505 Classic tube type CB radio black face Johnson.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)

506 I graduated around the same time. In my yearbook 5 chicks I knew dressed in black face to play the Jackson 5. Only the vile Dhims could make those circumstances racist

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at February 01, 2019 08:01 PM (jdWK0)

507 Northam's career is crowning.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 08:02 PM (t6MX/)

508 Wait, a Democrat racist? No way.

Posted by: Robert Byrd at February 01, 2019 08:02 PM (pLgt/)

509 I have a millstone or two handy just in case!

Matthew 18:6

And the Chesapeake Bay is so conveniently close!
Posted by: Commissar AOC Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 07:15 PM (f3oO4)

Wait, why are you letting him off lightly? Millstone would be a mercy punishment.

Posted by: WOPR at February 01, 2019 08:02 PM (J70i0)

510 > Almost as good as Steele Johnson."


> -Dirk Bonesteel

Rod Hardy

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:02 PM (zcatl)

511 493 My schadenboner just dialed 911 because of the 4 hour thing.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (IcJtd)


Call Stormy. She's working overtime to pay Trump's legal fees. I understand she offers special group rates.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 08:02 PM (VaN/j)

512 @503: "Okay, NOW the funny meme has been added."

Best kind of funny! Funny 'cause it's true!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:02 PM (I/iGu)

513 Who is going to want Northam near their kids now? Wouldn't you be terrified he'd be good with them dying?

Posted by: dagny at February 01, 2019 08:02 PM (nRWPy)

514 Wearing a white hood or blackface should be protected free speech. Je suis Coonman.

Posted by: Can't Find a Sock That Fits at February 01, 2019 08:02 PM (4rxdi)

515 Oh God, did I ever LOL at that CNN chyron.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2019 08:02 PM (2PXwn)

516 494 "Almost as good as Steele Johnson."

Meh

-Dirk Bonesteel
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (cqNba)

Did someone mention tentacles?!

Wait, what are we doing?

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at February 01, 2019 08:02 PM (8tqf1)

517

I thought at first you were going to go in 'as a reference for the atomic clocks' direction.

And I thought you were going to say that NASA wanted to use it as the base of the Space Elevator.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:03 PM (HaL55)

518 463 My schadenboner is going on two (2!) hours.

Plus the Hawkeyes are beating the Wolverines at half (in hoops yo).

Boing.
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at February 01, 2019 07:56 PM (XOi3t)

If you won't need to call a doctor to address the issue, google Ruth Bader Ginsberg, gay marriage ceremony, University of Michigan. Big Blue has a big problem.

Posted by: wasbrenette at February 01, 2019 08:03 PM (LWyIT)

519 Seriously though, someone with more time and quick access to Northam stock video footage needs to doctor up that Latino Victory Fund commercial like three hours ago and get it onto Twitter.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:03 PM (I/iGu)

520 Too bad the Governor is not a Republican. You could see SNL riffing on "The Honeymooners"
Norton: Hey, hey Ralphie Boy!
Ralph: Norton, quit your fooling around. Help me with this robe and then put this blackface on! We'll be rich in no time!
Norton: Uh, anything you say, Ralph-o!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 01, 2019 08:03 PM (+HqKk)

521 Coonman > PumaMan

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

522 I went to a Branch Davidian party back in the 90s...one of the dudes I knew looked like David Koresh so we took it from there. Got no ass as I recall.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 01, 2019 08:04 PM (VigyG)

523 "Almost as good as Steele Johnson."



Meh





-Dirk Bonesteel

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (cqNba)

Johnny Strayhorn

Posted by: Count de Monet, Introverts Unite! Separately. In our own homes. at February 01, 2019 08:04 PM (QLvwG)

524 Oh wow.. I think this douche is toast. I hope I'm right.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (dUJdY)

525 Wait, why are you letting him off lightly? Millstone would be a mercy punishment.
Posted by: WOPR at February 01, 2019 08:02 PM (J70i0)


I was trying to do the "better" part of that scripture...

But you have an excellent point!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (f3oO4)

526 Ok a question.

If Northam resigns and the LT Governor is sworn in can the new Gov run for reelection? VA is a one and done state no? How does this work?

Posted by: Big V at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (sN665)

527 Frankly, I really don't care much about his blackface. Racism is extremely bad but there are worse evils.

Maybe I'm missing some crucial module, but I don't see blackface in and of itself as being racist. Actors and actresses routinely pretend to be something that they're not, including members of other races, and I don't see why others shouldn't be able to do that without getting lynched for it.

Now I don't anything about this particular case, but I'm speaking to the abstract point. Was Robin Williams sexist for Mrs. Doubtfire? How about Julie Andrews for Victor Victoria? How about anyone attending any costume party, or trick or treating? "You're not a pirate! On behalf of all Pirate-Americans, I'm offended!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (qlqmy)

528 Meh

-Dirk Bonesteel

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM (cqNba)
---
C'mon guys. Grow up.

Posted by: Dick Girthier at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (YOhRS)

529 Pumaman, he flies like a moron...

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (Yx0ro)

530 know anything

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (qlqmy)

531 The VA governor is resigning to star in a TV series set in Alaska, to be called Northam Exposure.

Season 1 Episode 1: 'Doc' Ralph meets the townspeople and gets a chuckle when he attempts to hug the moose walking down Main Street. Hijinks ensue when it turns out he's the only doctor within 300 miles and has to sew up his own lacerated liver!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 08:06 PM (zmIJL)

532 Jeebus. Now TuCa has that bullet-headed Prog on.

Tucker is saying every single thing we've been saying here. Everyone's hair is on fire because "Blackface! Racist!"

And no one gives a hot damn about murdering newborn (or about to be) babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

533 Oh.. so this fucking guy says he needs to go because of the blackface but totes okay he wants to kill babies. Kill me now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 08:06 PM (dUJdY)

534 Somewhere out there, there is sure to be a reporter or reporterette who identified Northam as a Republican.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 08:06 PM (VaN/j)

535 If Northam resigns and the LT Governor is sworn in
can the new Gov run for reelection? VA is a one and done state no? How
does this work?

Posted by: Big V at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (sN665)

I was wondering the same thing. It probably depends on how much of the term is complete already, just like POTUS can server ten years max.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 08:06 PM (xPl2J)

536 Maybe I'm missing some crucial module, but I don't see blackface in and of itself as being racist. Actors and actresses routinely pretend to be something that they're not, including members of other races, and I don't see why others shouldn't be able to do that without getting lynched for it.

Now I don't anything about this particular case, but I'm speaking to the abstract point. Was Robin Williams sexist for Mrs. Doubtfire? How about Julie Andrews for Victor Victoria? How about anyone attending any costume party, or trick or treating? "You're not a pirate! On behalf of all Pirate-Americans, I'm offended!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (qlqmy)

You make a valid point (add in Robert Downey Jr lampooning method actors in Tropic Thunder.) However, the poetic justice of the moment kind of speaks for itself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:07 PM (8tqf1)

537 Peter O'Toole

Willie Brown

Dick Schaap

Oh, wait: those are all real.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:07 PM (zcatl)

538 @520: "Too bad the Governor is not a Republican. You could see SNL riffing on 'The Honeymooners'"

See, the problem is all of SNL's young, progressive, white writers are too scared to rip Northam apart like they know they should 'cause deep down they don't wanna hurt "one of the good non-conservative whites" 'cause they might be next against the wall when they start down that path.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:07 PM (I/iGu)

539 I call for Chris Hahn to resign from life.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2019 08:07 PM (aKsyK)

540 Oh wow.. I think this douche is toast. I hope I'm right.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (dUJdY)


Well, get ready for the Lt. Goobenor: Obama II.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

541 My schadenboner just dialed 911 because of the 4 hour thing.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 01, 2019 08:00 PM

Let's make it comfortable and get your mom on the phone. Well, you know the rest.

Posted by: Dr. Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 08:08 PM (zmIJL)

542 Slappa my hand, black soul man!

Posted by: Yortuk Festrunk, Wild and Crazy Guy at February 01, 2019 08:08 PM (QLvwG)

543 So glad I went back and looked at the updated material in the content.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 08:08 PM (f3oO4)

544 And no one gives a hot damn about murdering newborn (or about to be) babies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

This. Absolutely this. SMOD/Ice Age 2020.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:08 PM (8tqf1)

545 C'mon guys. Grow up.

Seconded.

Posted by: Dick Trickle at February 01, 2019 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

546
Imagine Ralphie sweating it out now trying to think if it's better to say he was in blackface or the Klan gear?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 08:08 PM (SiINZ)

547 It's getting crowded in here. Can I ask you all to step back 2 paces please.

Posted by: Muad'dib's Schadenboner at February 01, 2019 08:08 PM (IcJtd)

548 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (qlqmy)

.....

Your entire premise is correct.

But we are through the looking glass now. We now live in the United States of Anachrona.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2019 08:09 PM (iEWtc)

549 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (qlqmy)

Best blackface ever: Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder.

Does blackface have a racist history? Yes.

Is it always racist? No.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:09 PM (9hauA)

550 Northam looks like he went to the University of Mars.

Posted by: Alex Karras at February 01, 2019 08:09 PM (VigyG)

551 I call for Chris Hahn to resign from life.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2019 08:07 PM (aKsyK)


Make sure he's comfortable first.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

552 @526: "If Northam resigns and the LT Governor is sworn in can the new Gov run for reelection? VA is a one and done state no? How does this work?"

See comment 234.

I didn't find an official answer on Twitter, but first glance, it seems like Fairfax could run for reelection 'cause, technically speaking, as stated in the term limit clause, he wasn't elected Governor, so it wouldn't be an actual reelection.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:09 PM (I/iGu)

553 > Maybe I'm missing some crucial module, but I don't see blackface in and of itself as being racist.

The crucial module you're missing is that you don't play fair with people who have no interest in playing fair, because that guarantees that you lose.


Read up on the Prisoner's Dilemma (if you want a mathematical analysis), or read Alinksy's Rules for Radicals (if you want a realpolitik version).



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:09 PM (zcatl)

554 I wonder who the other guy is and how his life will be fucked now because the jackass you took a picture with 40 years ago ran for governor.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 08:10 PM (xPl2J)

555 And in ColluzhionLand:

Now that the DJT, JR, phone call to blocked numbers story has evaporated, today MSNBC and Ted Lieu and others are back to claiming Stone and Cohen are going to provide evidence destroying PDT. And the DoJ Southern District of NY is about to indict PDT for everything from illegal campaign payments to wearing blackface AND a KKK Grand Wizard uniform, on hundreds of occasions.

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2019 08:10 PM (AMIL/)

556 @535: "It probably depends on how much of the term is complete already, just like POTUS can server ten years max."

Except the VA constitution doesn't have a "served more than half the vacated term" clause like the federal constitution does.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:10 PM (I/iGu)

557 Best blackface ever: Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:09 PM (9hauA)
---
He didn't go full blackface.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 08:10 PM (YOhRS)

558



Maybe I'm missing some crucial module, but I don't see blackface in
and of itself as being racist. Actors and actresses routinely pretend to
be something that they're not, including members of other races, and I
don't see why others shouldn't be able to do that without getting
lynched for it.



Now I don't anything about this particular case, but I'm speaking to
the abstract point. Was Robin Williams sexist for Mrs. Doubtfire? How
about Julie Andrews for Victor Victoria? How about anyone attending any
costume party, or trick or treating? "You're not apirate! On behalf of
all Pirate-Americans, I'm offended!"


Isn't it funny how switching genders is some kink of the Left, but switching race is worse than baby-murder?

They want races separate to factionalize them, but they want genders 'fluid' so they can dilute masculinity (and femininity, as well).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:11 PM (oVJmc)

559 You make a valid point (add in Robert Downey Jr lampooning method actors in Tropic Thunder.) However, the poetic justice of the moment kind of speaks for itself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:07 PM (8tqf1)


I reluctantly support crucifying him as a distasteful but necessary step to burning this scourge out from our society.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:11 PM (qlqmy)

560 Take a step back because your friends up front are getting all bug eyed.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2019 08:11 PM (PUmDY)

561 I wonder who the other guy is and how his life will
be fucked now because the jackass you took a picture with 40 years ago
ran for governor.


Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 08:10 PM (xPl2J)


It would be hilarious if it was another Prog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

562 Maybe it's because I am not an AA (I guess I am technically, but I am not a descendant of slaves), plus I am not a sensitive typand like being happy instead of angry.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:11 PM (9hauA)

563 554 I wonder who the other guy is and how his life will be fucked now because the jackass you took a picture with 40 years ago ran for governor.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 08:10 PM (xPl2J)

On the flip side of that- he is either in the KKK robe or the black face.

I still wonder if this was an homage to Blazing Saddles.

Given the other context, I am doubting it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:11 PM (8tqf1)

564
Your entire premise is correct.

But we are through the looking glass now. We now live in the United States of Anachrona.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Is that near Wakanda?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2019 08:11 PM (aKsyK)

565 549
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (qlqmy)



Best blackface ever: Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder.



Does blackface have a racist history? Yes.



Is it always racist? No.

Posted by: chique d'afrique


For that matter, the Wayans Brothers did a movie in whiteface, and most black comedians at some point mock how whites talk and act. Most whites find it hilarious. Maybe we all just need to dial down the sensitivity on our offensometers a bit.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 08:12 PM (T6t7i)

566 >>>Media Death Spiral: McClatchy Announces That 10% of Its Staff Will Have to Learn To Code In The Next Few Weeks<<<

Cooooooooooooooooooooode!!!

Posted by: James T. Cuck at February 01, 2019 08:12 PM (2TD5A)

567 There is an Amos and Andy channel on my Roku. I am astounded that it persists.

Posted by: freaked at February 01, 2019 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

568 That was OK because McDonnell was a Republican!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 07:58 PM (f3oO4)


And he had beaten his Demo opponent by 30 points. And they were talking about him as a potential Republican Presidential candidate.

The Obama "Justice" Department took care of that.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:12 PM (ZfRYq)

569 They want races separate to factionalize them, but they want genders 'fluid' so they can dilute masculinity (and femininity, as well).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:11 PM (oVJmc)


Any sufficiently advanced lefty strategy is indistinguishable from complete cuckoo bonkers pants-on-head insanity.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:12 PM (t+qrx)

570 Is that near Wakanda?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2019 08:11 PM

Somewhere between there and Charlottesville.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2019 08:13 PM (iEWtc)

571 @536: "You make a valid point (add in Robert Downey Jr lampooning method actors in Tropic Thunder.)"

Downey should have legit won a best supporting actor Oscar for that role, and it was only ten years ago, but no big name actor would ever fucking dare to play the same role today.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:13 PM (I/iGu)

572 Dr. Northam, the babies say they're comfortable now.

Posted by: Nurse Hoover at February 01, 2019 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

573 most black comedians at some point mock how whites talk and act.



That was half of Richard Pryor's career.

Posted by: Miklos, laughing now as then at February 01, 2019 08:13 PM (zCyNd)

574 Maybe I'm missing some crucial module, but I don't see blackface in and of itself as being racist.
---
What you are missing is the importance of Zero-tolerance in the creation of the Civic Creed.

Very little of what has been recently called "racist" is racist. It doesn't matter. The Creed is against it--you, to be acceptable--must be against it.

But you're not against it, so you are Deplorable.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 08:14 PM (YOhRS)

575 545 C'mon guys. Grow up.

Seconded.
Posted by: Dick Trickle at February 01, 2019 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

Children.

Posted by: Rusty Cox at February 01, 2019 08:14 PM (t6MX/)

576 There is an Amos and Andy channel on my Roku. I am astounded that it persists.

Posted by: freaked at February 01, 2019 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

Especially since they removed Alex Jones' channel.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 08:14 PM (xPl2J)

577 > Isn't it funny how switching genders is some kink of the Left, but switching race is worse than baby-murder?


Unless you're Rachel Dolziel (whatever, too lazy to look it up) or Shaun "Talcum X" King, yes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:14 PM (zcatl)

578

C'mon guys. Grow up.

Posted by: Dick Girthier at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM (YOhRS)

And that's pronounced "Girth-e-yay." He's Canadian.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:14 PM (HaL55)

579 Damn, just think if Gillespie had dropped this in an October surprise.

Posted by: MAGA at February 01, 2019 08:14 PM (v5a7s)

580 Dear G-d. Woman on Tucker's show says a "doctor" in CO is aborting babies UP UNTIL THE DAY OF BIRTH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

581 Haven*t been following comments so this might not be a new question but who the hell was in charge of oppo research for Ed Gillespie? Because that person should never be hired for another Republican campaign ever.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (fzLlD)

582 Racism isn't just some standalone character flaw. It a sign of a deeper ubiquitous personal flaw. I'm talking about people who really believe in that stuff. Not some of the inappropriate stuff people make into political mountains.

Think about the history of racism. It's killed just about every society who championed it, and rightly so. It's such a grotesquely flawed and contra intellectual way of thinking a persons decision on it is actually existential. It should be very be tolerated. Not just because it's morally wrong, but because it's antithetical to life.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (gUiaj)

583 Rekt Ralph

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (2TD5A)

584 For that matter, the Wayans Brothers did a movie in
whiteface, and most black comedians at some point mock how whites talk
and act. Most whites find it hilarious
. Maybe we all just need to dial
down the sensitivity on our offensometers a bit.


Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 08:12 PM (T6t7i)

Richard Pryor did and it was.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (QLvwG)

585 Maybe the left thinks the Obama II label is a political asset rather than a liability. It only takes one Magical Negro for people to realize there's nothing magical or special or ennobling about electing a radical lefty race hustler to the White House.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (zmIJL)

586 He didn't go full blackface.
Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 08:10 PM (YOhRS)

True. I guess I'm calling darkening one's skin blackface, like what Megyn Kelly was saying about someone who wanted to dress up like Tina Turner. People were saying that is always racist.

But traditional blackface, with actual black skin and a white ring around the mouth. Yeah, I'm gonna go with racist under most circumstances.

Thanks for being more precise.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (9hauA)

587 @573: "That was half of Richard Pryor's career."

Dead honky!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (I/iGu)

588 White Like Me

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (zCyNd)

589 Downey should have legit won a best supporting actor Oscar for that role, and it was only ten years ago, but no big name actor would ever fucking dare to play the same role today.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:13 PM (I/iGu)

The thing about that one was he was not playing a black man, he was playing a psychotic white Australian method actor, who was playing a black man. The scene when his contacts pop out and all of a sudden he reverts to an Australian accent as though a spell is broken is hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (8tqf1)

590 *not be tolerated.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 08:16 PM (gUiaj)

591 > That was half of Richard Pryor's career.

"May I have a bit of that sauce? Thank you, darling. Think we'll be having sexual intercourse this evening? We're not? Well, what the heck!"

Funny, funny stuff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:16 PM (zcatl)

592 For that matter, the Wayans Brothers did a movie in whiteface, and most black comedians at some point mock how whites talk and act. Most whites find it hilarious. Maybe we all just need to dial down the sensitivity on our offensometers a bit.
Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 08:12 PM (T6t7i)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:16 PM (qlqmy)

593 Forgot it was the Cornell show...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LqR4rzPAGzQ

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2019 08:16 PM (PUmDY)

594 It's pleasant how quickly the Lord struck down this particular bastard that made his fame and fortune using his God-given gifts to treat children and parlayed that into a home in the political cesspool and settled on decapitating infants.

It makes you wonder what NY's fate will be.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2019 08:16 PM (iEWtc)

595 581 Haven*t been following comments so this might not be a new question but who the hell was in charge of oppo research for Ed Gillespie? Because that person should never be hired for another Republican campaign ever.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (fzLlD)


No one on Gillespie's campaign should ever be allowed to work in any campaign again.

Gillespie underperformed Trump in Virginia.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:17 PM (ZfRYq)

596 I said "boof" in my high school yearbook.

Posted by: Justice Kavanaugh at February 01, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

597 I reluctantly support crucifying him as a distasteful but necessary step to burning this scourge out from our society.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:11 PM (qlqmy)



Ding ding ding ding ding.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 01, 2019 08:17 PM (GbPPJ)

598 C'mon guys. Grow up.

Posted by: Dick Girthier at February 01, 2019 08:05 PM

Not if me and your mom have anything to say about it, and we do.

Posted by: Dr. Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 08:17 PM (zmIJL)

599 The tell will be if SNL picks this up or not

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 08:17 PM (/rm4P)

600 It's pleasant how quickly the Lord struck down this particular bastard that made his fame and fortune using his God-given gifts to treat children and parlayed that into a home in the political cesspool and settled on decapitating infants.

It makes you wonder what NY's fate will be.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2019 08:16 PM (iEWtc)


The recompense of the wicked.

Oh, Del. Tran was going to have a town hall tomorrow but she chickened out.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:18 PM (ZfRYq)

601 Haven*t been following comments so this might not be a new question but who the hell was in charge of oppo research for Ed Gillespie? Because that person should never be hired for another Republican campaign ever.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (fzLlD)
---
Somebody did make that observation--but it's still a point that bears repeating.

I think it indicates a stronger case for the characterization "Failure Theater".

I'm not a Republican, because I don't trust Republicans.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 08:18 PM (YOhRS)

602 Bye Felicia!

Posted by: All the Babies that Dr. Gov. Kept Comfortable at February 01, 2019 08:18 PM (IcJtd)

603 Haven*t been following comments so this might not be a new question but
who the hell was in charge of oppo research for Ed Gillespie? Because
that person should never be hired for another Republican campaign ever.


Well, supposedly Rick Wilson, Ana Navarro, and a lot of other people who look awfully liberal are supposedly "Republican' consultants.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

604 Haven*t been following comments so this might not be a new question
but who the hell was in charge of oppo research for Ed Gillespie?
Because that person should never be hired for another Republican
campaign ever.



Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (fzLlD)


Our GOPe Betters wouldn't want to be associated with anything as "dirty" as researching someone's college yearbook. It wouldn't be seemly. It would be gauche, even.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

605 @585: "Maybe the left thinks the Obama II label is a political asset rather than a liability."

They're tossing the label around again now 'cause Booker turned out to be a fabulist and a little too emo.

He should have been Hillary or Biden's VP in 2016, and honestly, he probably missed his moment.

No shame in being stuck a senator for life though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:19 PM (I/iGu)

606 >>>Almost as good as Steele Johnson."
>>Dirk Bonesteel
>Rod Hardy
Peter Stone

Posted by: pr0nStar! at February 01, 2019 08:19 PM (bE2ic)

607 Hey Jen, how's he smell?

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at February 01, 2019 08:19 PM (YpRda)

608 Maybe we all just need to dial down the sensitivity on our offensometers a bit.

There's very little genuine 'offense' in these matters, and a lot more political opportunism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

609 @ 594 Bitter Clinger, that's exactly what I thought. The Lord laughs them to scorn.

Posted by: lizabth at February 01, 2019 08:20 PM (RFh5Y)

610 The tell will be if SNL picks this up or not

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 08:17 PM (/rm4P)

lucid. I would say it depends on how the week goes. Do they want to touch this, uh no. But it could be a cheap way to kick a Dem around to "even things out" without hurting the national party.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 08:20 PM (n13/j)

611
Trump broke me.

*sob*

Posted by: Ralph "Coonman" Northam at February 01, 2019 08:20 PM (AbzEO)

612

Maybe we all just need to dial down the sensitivity on our offensometers a bit.

"We" = They = Psycho Progs. They were the ones who started saying that everything was racist, not us deplorables. Remember, Little Billy Ayers wanted to start a race war so he could have his revolution and kill 125 Million of us so he could take over.


Personally, I don't GAF about anything these days. If the left wasn't sniveling about everything being all racisty, it would be something else. They can all GFT.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:20 PM (HaL55)

613 > They're tossing the label around again now 'cause Booker turned out to be a fabulist

You misspelled "Faaaabulous!"

Posted by: Corey!!!!!! at February 01, 2019 08:20 PM (zcatl)

614 Racism isn't just some standalone character flaw. It a sign of a deeper ubiquitous personal flaw. I'm talking about people who really believe in that stuff. Not some of the inappropriate stuff people make into political mountains.

Think about the history of racism. It's killed just about every society who championed it, and rightly so. It's such a grotesquely flawed and contra intellectual way of thinking a persons decision on it is actually existential. It should be very be tolerated. Not just because it's morally wrong, but because it's antithetical to life.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (gUiaj)


Agree. I am against every form the historically prevalent ant still existent anti-black racism, the current anti-white manifestation. It's all evil.

The vision Scripture gives of the future when Christ reigns the earth is one where people of every nation and language worshipping God together.

Which is why I shake my head at white supremacists talking about how they want to preserve "Christian" culture. They don't have a clue, aside from being evil.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:21 PM (9hauA)

615 Dear G-d. Woman on Tucker's show says a "doctor" in CO is aborting babies UP UNTIL THE DAY OF BIRTH.

-
We have gone full California.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2019 08:21 PM (+y/Ru)

616 Somebody should be leaning hard on Mark Warner for comment on this.

Posted by: Miklos Atwater at February 01, 2019 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

617 Too bad embarrassing photos can't come out about Kathy Tran or Cuomo. On the other hand, the Dems want Northam out because they want the opinions of infanticide covered up, but they still endorse it wholeheartedly-they just don't want everybody to know it..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2019 08:21 PM (AllCR)

618 >>>Oh, Del. Tran was going to have a town hall tomorrow but she chickened out.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:18 PM (ZfRYq)<<

She's curled up somewhere, in the fetal position.
(hopefully it's in a trash can, like the would be victims of her bill)

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 01, 2019 08:21 PM (2TD5A)

619 Gillespie was Never Trump, and staffed his campaign with NTers. This was presumed smart since Trump lost Virginia to Hillary by 5 points. Aping Trump just a year later was not a winning strategy.

But spurning him was worse. Gillespie lost by 9. Hell, Cuccinelli, was only a point away from McAuliffe.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:21 PM (ZfRYq)

620 608
Maybe we all just need to dial down the sensitivity on our offensometers a bit.

There's very little genuine 'offense' in these matters, and a lot more political opportunism.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles


No doubt.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 08:21 PM (T6t7i)

621 It's all Al Jolson's fault.

Posted by: dartist at February 01, 2019 08:21 PM (K22Va)

622 Blackface History Month is my favorite history month.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 01, 2019 08:21 PM (0NAbP)

623 He didn't go full blackface.
Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 08:10 PM (YOhRS)

True. I guess I'm calling darkening one's skin blackface,

...

Thanks for being more precise.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (9hauA)
---
Chique, I was riffing. It was a play on Downey's famous "Never go full retart" monologue from the movie.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 08:22 PM (YOhRS)

624 @610: "But it could be a cheap way to kick a Dem around to "even things out" without hurting the national party."

Or they do the lazy thing and turn it into a gag about Trump firing Mueller and naming Northam as his replacement or something similar.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:22 PM (I/iGu)

625 No one on Gillespie's campaign should ever be allowed to work in any campaign again.

Gillespie underperformed Trump in Virginia.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:17 PM (ZfRYq)

Well let*s not be hasty, I*d have no objection to them working dem campaigns.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 01, 2019 08:22 PM (fzLlD)

626 Don't know if it's been mentioned, but, how scary is it that people ostensibly on "our side" *spit* are outraged over some kids in MAGA hats attending a pro-life march yet defend a racist baby killer.

And, a good portion of the left is right there with the traitorous cucks.

There is no way this ends well or even half-assed.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 01, 2019 08:22 PM (WEBkv)

627 Somebody should be leaning hard on Mark Warner for comment on this.

Posted by: Miklos Atwater at February 01, 2019 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

Warner and Kaine, AKA Indianapolis and Saint Paul.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 08:23 PM (n13/j)

628 Check out @gaypatriot, who's changed his twitter handle to "VA Gov Northam (D)" -- and his Twitter avi is Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat.


*mic drop*

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at February 01, 2019 08:23 PM (KaKIg)

629 Say, is the Lt. Governor an idiot too? Anybody know about this guy?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2019 08:23 PM (AbzEO)

630 A good way that costume pair would work is if it was two friends, a white guy in blackface and a black guy wearing Klan gear. That would be funny. Tasteless perhaps, but essentially harmless.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

631 The VA GOP is hopeless. Even aside from the fact that the Commonwealth has gone Communist, everyone in the Republican party hates everyone else. And they'd rather settle old scores than win. That hurt Brat, for instance. I knew some people who really liked Cantor, who wanted him gone. And I'm not talking of squishes here, but Trump supporters.

And you see that everywhere.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 08:23 PM (VaN/j)

632 Dick Stiffstaff.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2019 08:23 PM (+y/Ru)

633 @619: "Hell, Cuccinelli, was only a point away from McAuliffe."

To be fair, McAuliffe had that Old Friend of the Clintons stench about him, year after Hillary lost the unlosable election.

Cuccinelli would have likely lost by more had the Democrat been anyone else.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:24 PM (I/iGu)

634
But spurning him was worse. Gillespie lost by 9. Hell, Cuccinelli, was only a point away from McAuliffe.





Posted by: blaster



True, but it's not a static system. VA has been trending blue for awhile, as more of their voters move into the state. We've passed the tipping point now.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 08:24 PM (T6t7i)

635 Back in the day SNL might have done something like this. (Watch Trading Places to see Dan Akroyd in blackface). Today, how can anyone make fun of it? It is the worse crime of all time. You can't put a white actor in blackface, or a black actor in blackface.



Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:25 PM (ZfRYq)

636 599 The tell will be if SNL picks this up or not
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 08:17 PM (/rm4P)


How would anyone know?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 08:25 PM (VaN/j)

637 Ohh Tay!

Posted by: dartist at February 01, 2019 08:25 PM (K22Va)

638 I find sexiest jokes hilarious.

I loved tribalistic jokes in Nigeria.

Racial jokes can be be funny too, and don't have to be ill-natured. But I guess no one is going to touch that these days.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:25 PM (9hauA)

639 I just watched one of the Al Jolson videos on Youtube, and I don't see any racism in that at all, not in his performance, and certainly not in the audience's reaction. Quite the contrary, in fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIaj7FNHnjQ

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:26 PM (qlqmy)

640 Our GOPe Betters wouldn't want to be associated with anything as "dirty" as researching someone's college yearbook. It wouldn't be seemly. It would be gauche, even.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
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While that's true, in fairness to them I doubt very much that ANYONE was going back through all the candidates' yearbooks from every school they attended back then.

This was someone tipping someone off. It had to be. Someone who went to med school with him maybe, or someone else who has seen that photo somehow.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:26 PM (U5tDi)

641 Racial jokes can be be funny too, and don't have to be ill-natured. But I guess no one is going to touch that these days.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:25 PM


......

Except for "White people be like...."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2019 08:27 PM (iEWtc)

642 Back in the day SNL might have done something like this. (Watch Trading Places to see Dan Akroyd in blackface). Today, how can anyone make fun of it? It is the worse crime of all time. You can't put a white actor in blackface, or a black actor in blackface.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:25 PM (ZfRYq)


How about if you put Obama in blackface? Half crime, or what?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:27 PM (qlqmy)

643 Has Pelosi heard anything Coonman has said yet?

Posted by: ajlfour at February 01, 2019 08:27 PM (mDDkj)

644 Check out @gaypatriot, who's changed his twitter handle to "VA Gov Northam (D)" -- and his Twitter avi is Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat.


*mic drop*
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at February 01, 2019 08:23 PM (KaKIg)



Twatter to suspend his account in 3..2..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 08:27 PM (SiINZ)

645 630 A good way that costume pair would work is if it was two friends, a white guy in blackface and a black guy wearing Klan gear. That would be funny. Tasteless perhaps, but essentially harmless.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

Agreed. Someone was speculating on an earlier thread if the KKK guy was black.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:27 PM (8tqf1)

646 Racism isn't just some standalone character flaw. It a sign of a deeper ubiquitous personal flaw. I'm talking about people who really believe in that stuff.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2019 08:15 PM (gUiaj)
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Too late. The Civic Creed has already moved from Racial Insensitivity = Racism, and Disparate Impact = Racism, and now they are on to if you don't disown "racist" hats, you are a racist.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 08:28 PM (YOhRS)

647 This was someone tipping someone off. It had to be.
Someone who went to med school with him maybe, or someone else who has
seen that photo somehow.





Posted by: bluebell


Still, how many people were there in his med school class. and how many of them were Republican, and nobody talked during the campaign? It doesn't make sense unless you assume the media knew and covered it up.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 08:28 PM (T6t7i)

648 Been watching Charlie Chan movies lately.

You know, the ones they used to show ALL THE TIME when I was growing up, and that they can't show without as many warnings as tobacco today.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

649 Except for "White people be like...."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2019 08:27 PM (iEWtc)

The Eddie Murphy as a white guy SNL bit was funny.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 08:28 PM (t6MX/)

650 So what's the Over/Under on the baby killing legislation getting dialed back a bit?

I bet Trump hammers the shit out of this on Tuesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

651 Truly, "Blazing Saddles" could never be made today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (qlqmy)

652 True, but it's not a static system. VA has been
trending blue for awhile, as more of their voters move into the state.
We've passed the tipping point now.


Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 08:24 PM (T6t7i)

Very true. I read a while back that McCain would have beat Obama in a landslide if they used Clinton's 1992 electorate. Or maybe it was Romney would have won, but the point is the election map changes every time. Virginia has changed extremely rapidly, and it is blue, blue. They still have tons of conservatives, but they are not growing. The schools make sure conservatives don't grow.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (n13/j)

653 Dear G-d. Woman on Tucker's show says a "doctor" in CO is aborting babies UP UNTIL THE DAY OF BIRTH.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:14 PM (ptqGC)


My bet is that this is far more common than civilized people think possible. That's why Northam was so "comfortable" discussing details of the procedure, which sure sounded to me like he had done it himself at least once!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (f3oO4)

654 To be fair, McAuliffe had that Old Friend of the Clintons stench about him, year after Hillary lost the unlosable election.

Cuccinelli would have likely lost by more had the Democrat been anyone else.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:24 PM (I/iGu)
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I disagree. I think Cuccinelli would have won except for everything that happened with Bob McDonnell.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (U5tDi)

655 I just watched one of the Al Jolson videos on Youtube, and I don't see any racism in that at all, not in his performance, and certainly not in the audience's reaction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:26 PM (qlqmy)
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You are not of the Body!

Posted by: People of the Body at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (YOhRS)

656 This was someone tipping someone off. It had to be. Someone who went to med school with him maybe, or someone else who has seen that photo somehow.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:26 PM (U5tDi)


bluebell I would bet it was Fairfax's people.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (ZfRYq)

657 @631: "The VA GOP is hopeless. ... And they'd rather settle old scores than win. ... And you see that everywhere."

State level politics are some of the very worst politics.

Especially state legislature politics.

I tend to think the best governors are former federal senators or representatives or anyone who hasn't spent much if any time in the state legislature.

But governors who had to work their way up through the local and country and state machinery? Ugh. No thanks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (I/iGu)

658 639
I just watched one of the Al Jolson videos on Youtube, and I don't see
any racism in that at all, not in his performance, and certainly not in
the audience's reaction. Quite the contrary, in fact.

He was an entertainer at the top of his game. His blackface act was a hat tip to black entertainers of the day imho.

Posted by: dartist at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (K22Va)

659 Dick Long

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (+HqKk)

660 Who in post 1965 America thinks black face was ever a good idea?

Posted by: rammajamma at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (mJmCN)

661 You can't put a white actor in blackface, or a black actor in blackface.



Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:25 PM (ZfRYq)

One instance of a black-is actor in blackface that really offended me is when they picked Zoe Saldana to play Nina Simone, a dark skinned jazz singer. Rather than pick an actual dark skinned actress, of which there are many, they picked light skinned Saldana and darkened her skin with some kind of pigment.

Hollywood, and AFAIK, is the most racist industry in America.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (9hauA)

662
Except for "White people be like...."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2019 08:27 PM (iEWtc)


Call me a grammaricist if you must, but I loathe that "... be like ..." meme.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2019 08:30 PM (pNxlR)

663 > Read up on the Prisoner's Dilemma (if you want a mathematical analysis)

Basically, the Prisoner's Dilemma works like this:

Two prisoners are accused of a crime.
Each is offered the opportunity to roll over on the other.

If neither rolls over, both prisoners go free.
If one rolls over on the other, while that the other remains loyal, the defector goes free, while the loyal one is executed.
If both roll over, both are executed.

(there are variants of these conditions, but that's the basic idea).

Now, it's clear that the best outcome for the prisoners is for both to remain loyal, but each also has a strong incentive to defect (if he doesn't defect, and the other one does, he will be executed).

It's interesting to play around with the basic scenario, but it becomes even more interesting if you run the game multiple times (obviously this can't happen if the penalty is execution, so make it a $10,000 fine or something).

The "generous" strategy is obviously best if both sides adhere to it, but it is a guaranteed loser if one side cheats.

Either "tit-for-tat" (cooperate as long as the other side is cooperating, then defect on his ass) or "win-stay, lose-shift" will outperform cooperation every time.

The GOP has been using the "generous" strategy for far too long. Time for some tit-for-tat.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:30 PM (zcatl)

664 racism = whatever the DNC say it is

That is one dangerous damn word.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 01, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

665 This was someone tipping someone off. It had to be. Someone who went to med school with him maybe, or someone else who has seen that photo somehow.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:26 PM (U5tDi)

Don't know you may be right. All I know is I want to throw this shit back at them good and hard. I'm tired of their crap. They set the rules.. let's play by them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 08:30 PM (dUJdY)

666 This was someone tipping someone off. It had to be. Someone who went to med school with him maybe, or someone else who has seen that photo somehow.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:26 PM (U5tDi)

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I think so too. A website did not just stumble on this pic today. His support for infanticide hung a target on him, and somebody fed rhis to the site for release.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 01, 2019 08:30 PM (ffYR/)

667 643 Has Pelosi heard anything Coonman has said yet?
Posted by: ajlfour at February 01, 2019 08:27 PM (mDDkj)

She has to lift up his hood to find out what's under it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 08:30 PM (t6MX/)

668 Who in post 1965 America thinks black face was ever a good idea?

Current Democrat Governor of Virginia?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

669 So how is infanticide kinder, saner and gentler.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 01, 2019 08:31 PM (MkcN1)

670 Still, how many people were there in his med school class. and how many of them were Republican, and nobody talked during the campaign? It doesn't make sense unless you assume the media knew and covered it up.
Posted by: pep at February 01, 2019 08:28 PM (T6t7i)
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Eh, I doubt anyone was covering up anything. Do you remember anything that's in any of your yearbooks? I sure don't.

I think someone knew, but didn't really care, until Northam pulled this stunt this week. Then, as they say, the s*** got real.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:31 PM (U5tDi)

671
Truly, "Blazing Saddles" could never be made today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (qlqmy)


Our son tried to get our Zimbabwean student to watch it. The kid was horrified in the first few scenes and declared it racist. Son was like, "This movie shows the white rednecks as the racists. The sheriff is the hero."

Student still wouldn't watch it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

672 She has to lift up his hood to find out what's under it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 08:30 PM (t6MX/)
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Phrasing!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 01, 2019 08:31 PM (WEBkv)

673 Been watching Charlie Chan movies lately.

You know, the ones they used to show ALL THE TIME when I was growing up, and that they can't show without as many warnings as tobacco today.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:28 PM (oVJmc)



Mantan Moreland was hysterical in those movies.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 08:31 PM (SiINZ)

674 This was someone tipping someone off. It had to be. Someone who went to med school with him maybe, or someone else who has seen that photo somehow.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:26 PM (U5tDi)


Kavanaugh fallout.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:32 PM (qlqmy)

675 One of my favorite Asian cooks is Seonkyoung Longest.

She pronounces noodles as "nuders" and laughs at herself, selling t-shirts on her blog the have the dictionary term "noodles" and next to it the pronunciation layout for "nuders" printed on it.

It's a good sign you are still sane if you can laugh at yourself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2019 08:32 PM (iEWtc)

676 It makes you wonder what NY's fate will be.

I suspect Sodom and Gomorrah was the rehearsal.

Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2019 08:32 PM (7XCIG)

677 630 A good way that costume pair would work is if it was two friends, a white guy in blackface and a black guy wearing Klan gear. That would be funny. Tasteless perhaps, but essentially harmless.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

Agree. I would laugh.

But as I said above, I found the lack of an explanation telling. Or maybe he just felt trying to explain would be digging his hole deeper.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:32 PM (9hauA)

678 Don't know you may be right. All I know is I want to throw this shit back at them good and hard. I'm tired of their crap. They set the rules.. let's play by them.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 08:30 PM (dUJdY)
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Oh, I agree wholeheartedly! Like everyone here, I am way more angry with him for his heartless comments about abortion. But hey, the left has made the rules, not I, and now they have to play by them.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:33 PM (U5tDi)

679 Sam Jaffee (Shalom Jaffee from NYC) as Gunga Din.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2019 08:33 PM (QLvwG)

680
Call me a grammaricist if you must, but I loathe that "... be like ..." meme.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


I be
You be
He be
Gee be

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2019 08:33 PM (aKsyK)

681 A musical interlude from the 1980s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKb_NBNJIvk

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

682 I said "boof" in my high school yearbook and it nearly cost me my seat on the Supreme Court. That, and "beach friends."

Posted by: Justice Kavanaugh at February 01, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

683 > Too bad embarrassing photos can't come out about Kathy Tran or Cuomo.

Something tells me there are some real embarrassing photos out there of that drunken ex-sorority girl "cooking show" host he's banging.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:33 PM (zcatl)

684 Our son tried to get our Zimbabwean student to watch it. The kid was horrified in the first few scenes and declared it racist. Son was like, "This movie shows the white rednecks as the racists. The sheriff is the hero."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)
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It's the same way that Huck Finn is "racist", if you never get past the words and attitudes of characters.

Posted by: People of the Body at February 01, 2019 08:33 PM (YOhRS)

685 Call me a grammaricist if you must, but I loathe that "... be like ..." meme.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2019 08:30 PM (pNxlR)

.....

Surely you are aware that correcting the grammar of street lingo is.....well, you know.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2019 08:34 PM (iEWtc)

686 Our son tried to get our Zimbabwean student to watch it. The kid was horrified in the first few scenes and declared it racist. Son was like, "This movie shows the white rednecks as the racists. The sheriff is the hero."

Student still wouldn't watch it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)


As if Zimbabwe can talk. I had a Zimbabwean student who had to return - twice - when relatives of his died of AIDS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:34 PM (qlqmy)

687 soo... I'm hoping a Paolo is in this thread.

I accidentally got a little drunk with some buddies, forgetting I had a date later tonight.

Any ideas on how to rectify this situation?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:34 PM (GBteo)

688 I wonder what color RGB is right now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2019 08:34 PM (r+sAi)

689 Hollywood, and AFAIK, is the most racist industry in America.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (9hauA)

Honest question: would you have not been pissed off if they had just not bothered darkening her skin?

My point is, they can do whatever they hell they want in movies. It is when the entire point is racial overtones (which darkening her skin makes no sense to me.)

One of the reasons I had absolutely no problem with Idris Elba being floated as James Bond- I like the actor, and I think it would make for a different turn on the character- because of the actor and not because that actor happens to be black.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:35 PM (8tqf1)

690 Almost to the 700 club, and no new thread

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 08:35 PM (/rm4P)

691 Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:33 PM (U5tDi)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 08:35 PM (dUJdY)

692 bluebell I would bet it was Fairfax's people.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (ZfRYq)
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Oh wow. You really think so? I just figure it was someone who was very upset at his comments this week.

After all, Northam can only serve one term and it would be Fairfax's to lose in 2021.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:35 PM (U5tDi)

693 Any ideas on how to rectify this situation?<<<
Drink more.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2019 08:35 PM (r+sAi)

694 @640: "This was someone tipping someone off. It had to be. Someone who went to med school with him maybe, or someone else who has seen that photo somehow."

It could have been something as stupid as a bored operative watching the Kavanaugh hearings and suddenly deciding that yearbooks could be a good source of blackmail or political assassination material.

The better story here might be digging up the library records at EVMS and interviewing librarians to figure who went sniffing around old yearbooks in the last few months.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:35 PM (I/iGu)

695 Any ideas on how to rectify this situation?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:34 PM (GBteo)

Keep drinking.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 08:36 PM (dUJdY)

696
What a way to end the week.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2019 08:36 PM (/9p9e)

697 I wonder what color RGB is right now.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2019 08:34 PM

Hovering just above room temperature, maybe 10 degrees.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 08:36 PM (/rm4P)

698 > Sam Jaffee (Shalom Jaffee from NYC) as Gunga Din.


What about me? I played everything from Eskimo to Italian to Greek to Arab to friggin' Mongol. Good thing, considering I was actually half-Irish, half-Aztec, and there just aren't a lot of parts for that.

Posted by: Anthony Quinn at February 01, 2019 08:36 PM (zcatl)

699 Drink more.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2019 08:35 PM (r+sAi)

Shit. Well, so far, that's my plan A. Was hoping for a plan b...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:36 PM (GBteo)

700 soo... I'm hoping a Paolo is in this thread.



I accidentally got a little drunk with some buddies, forgetting I had a date later tonight.



Any ideas on how to rectify this situation?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:34 PM (GBteo)


Tell her you were viciously attacked by a couple of guys in MAGA hats. Tie a piece of clothesline around your neck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

701 I disagree. I think Cuccinelli would have won except for everything that happened with Bob McDonnell.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (U5tDi)


Well, yes and no. The VA-GOP crashed and burned. Cuccinelli was in McDonnell's shadow, but he played a significant part in the goatrope that followed. He was the party chair so was able to wrangle the nomination to be at a convention (where he was stronger) than by primary, where some other guy was stronger. I forget his name. Some said he was more RINO-ey and more likely to win the general (possible, but I doubt it.) But he wouldn't endorse Cuccinelli, told many of his backers to stay out, and so Cuccinelli had to take on establishment Republicans as well as the Dems as well as the NeverCuccinelli crowd like ace who used Democrat/Media smears against Cuccinelli, like how he was going to ban birth control and blowjobs (because he, as AG, defended the Commonwealth's prosecution of a child molester on a sodomy charge). And the RNC didn't want any part of an icky Christian kind of candidate and he was a sure loser.

It was a close run thing. But basically the whole GOP played a part. And they killed the party in this state in the process.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:36 PM (ZfRYq)

702

racism = whatever the DNC say it is

That is one dangerous damn word.


Oh bullshit. It is not. The only reason it is is because of spineless politicians who refuse to stand up for the truth and tell those who snivel about everything they don't like be "racist" to fuck off and grow up.

A lot of our political problems are due to intellectual midgets.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:36 PM (HaL55)

703 I wonder what color RGB is right now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2019 08:34 PM



Am I blue, Am I blue?
Ain't these coins on my eyes tellin' you?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

704 The kid in the picture is C. Thomas Howell!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

705 Tell her you were viciously attacked by a couple of guys in MAGA hats. Tie a piece of clothesline around your neck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:36 PM (ptqGC)


Well, she is super libtard.

BUT -- I'm white.

...So...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:37 PM (GBteo)

706 686 Our son tried to get our Zimbabwean student to watch it. The kid was horrified in the first few scenes and declared it racist. Son was like, "This movie shows the white rednecks as the racists. The sheriff is the hero."

Student still wouldn't watch it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

As if Zimbabwe can talk. I had a Zimbabwean student who had to return - twice - when relatives of his died of AIDS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:34 PM (qlqmy)


Zimbabwe when it was Rhodesia was one of if not the wealthiest by far African nation. And then Jimmy Carter gave us Robert Mugabe.

Same thing with Venezuela and South America.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2019 08:37 PM (/9p9e)

707 But as I said above, I found the lack of an explanation telling. Or maybe he just felt trying to explain would be digging his hole deeper.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:32 PM (9hauA)
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I think that's probably it, plus maybe he doesn't want to ruin the life of his doctor buddy that was also in the picture.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:37 PM (U5tDi)

708 > The better story here might be digging up the library records at EVMS and interviewing librarians to figure who went sniffing around old yearbooks in the last few months.

Might not have even taken that. There are websites nowadays with old yearbooks on them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:38 PM (zcatl)

709 Are you ignoring me, JackStraw? 😡

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 08:38 PM (NtglE)

710 I wonder what color RGB is right now.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

A waxy yellow now, but we're going to get a few coats of indoor/outdoor on her before SOTU.

Posted by: Lenin Mausoleum Crew at February 01, 2019 08:38 PM (zIEJz)

711 I still say someone with a wicked sense of humor needs to put a blow up sex doll in RBG's seat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

712 This was someone tipping someone off. It had to be. Someone who went to med school with him maybe, or someone else who has seen that photo somehow.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:26 PM


Kavanaugh fallout.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:32 PM



That's got me wondering.

Are we on the verge of a strange replay Weinstein #Metoo, but this time with old photos and charges of racism? Digging through the yearbooks of politicians all across the country?

Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2019 08:38 PM (786Ro)

713 There's a reason that Democrats are always accusing Republicans of dog whistles and secret racist handshakes and signs.

it's because THEY ARE THE ONE'S WHO USE DOG WHISTLES AND SECRET RACIST HANDSHAKES AND SIGNS.

Republicans are always puzzled at the accusations, but Democrats always seem to be like "Of course these things exist."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (ZxU8C)

714 Well, she is super libtard.

BUT -- I'm white.

...So...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:37 PM (GBteo)


Just explain that you were in blackface.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (t+qrx)

715 Oh wow. You really think so? I just figure it was someone who was very upset at his comments this week.

After all, Northam can only serve one term and it would be Fairfax's to lose in 2021.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:35 PM (U5tDi)


Fairfax's people aren't friendly with Northam's. Fairfax can get the Governorship for free AND run as an incumbent in 2021 because you can only get elected governor once in Virginia.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (ZfRYq)

716 Well, she is super libtard.

BUT -- I'm white.

...So...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:37 PM (GBteo)

Well, telling her you were in blackface at the time is probably right out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (8tqf1)

717
The kid in the picture is C. Thomas Howell!!!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


From Gilligan's Island?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (aKsyK)

718 At some point during the period when Phil Lesh was being lured away from his classical music inclinations, to become the bass player for Grateful Dead, he had a moment, during coming out of the crazy jam part of Viola Lee Blues and returning to the hook, where he realized "wow, this is art."

Ace using the South Park/Roger Waters (spit) "charade you are" line at this moment: art.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (ed8K1)

719 Any ideas on how to rectify this situation?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:34 PM (GBteo)

Tell her the truth.


On 2nd thought, naw, that'll never work.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (QLvwG)

720 671 Truly, "Blazing Saddles" could never be made today.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (qlqmy)

Our
son tried to get our Zimbabwean student to watch it. The kid was
horrified in the first few scenes and declared it racist. Son was like,
"This movie shows the white rednecks as the racists. The sheriff is the
hero."

Student still wouldn't watch it.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

We watched A Soldier's Story in class, in public school. That would be considered racist today for whatever reason. I worry for kids today, they are being protected from history and learning. The people protecting them are doing them no favors. The nation I see is much more angry and bitter than the country in the 80s and 90s.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (n13/j)

721 Just explain that you were in blackface.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (t+qrx)

Darn you. I went wordier and got scooped.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (8tqf1)

722 @712: "Are we on the verge ... Digging through the yearbooks of politicians all across the country?"

Past the verge methinks. Any operative worth his salt should have been digging through old yearbooks by now.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (I/iGu)

723 I wonder what color RGB is right now.
Posted by: Guy Mohaw



RGB? Surely you mean Cyan, Magenta, or Yellow

Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (786Ro)

724

I be

You be

He be

Gee be


I be therefore I is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (HaL55)

725 Awesome. Northam is saying he won't resign.

This is going to get ugly.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (/tuJf)

726 Just explain that you were in blackface.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (t+qrx)

Well, telling her you were in blackface at the time is probably right out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (8tqf1)


...sigh...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (GBteo)

727 Northam is NOT resigning? Bwhahahahahahaha! He won't last the weekend.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (NjJUT)

728 do i blame the internet? yes, i do.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (n13/j)

729 Gov Ralph Northam issued a statement he is not resigning.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (hECVl)

730 Any ideas on how to rectify this situation?

Call her and say lets stay in tonight and could she please pick up a pizza and some beer on her way over.

Posted by: dartist at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (K22Va)

731 RBG.

Red.

Blue.

Green.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (ZxU8C)

732 Harry, text her a picture of yourself in your MAGA hat and say you'll be right over to pick her up.

No more date.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (U5tDi)

733 Darn you. I went wordier and got scooped.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (8tqf1)


I think it's cool as long as we don't make eye contact or talk about it tomorrow.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (t+qrx)

734 Per Tucker Carlson - Northan not resigning, will serve out his 4 year term.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (p0nVR)

735 Zimbabwe when it was Rhodesia was one of if not the
wealthiest by far African nation. And then Jimmy Carter gave us Robert
Mugabe.



Same thing with Venezuela and South America.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2019 08:37 PM (/9p9e)


I dated an Oxford educated Rhodesian rancher for a bit. He was the friend of a co-worker in ATL. Lovely, handsome man. He was looking for a wife, and I wasn't interested in living on a ranch in Rhodesia. I've been wondering (with dread) whatever happened to him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

736 Our son tried to get our Zimbabwean student to watch it. The kid was horrified in the first few scenes and declared it racist. Son was like, "This movie shows the white rednecks as the racists. The sheriff is the hero."

Student still wouldn't watch it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

Well, Zimbabweans, like S Africans, were oppressed by whites and had it really rough, so I don't blame him.

I remember the day apartheid ended in Namibia. I remember being on the way to school in the car. I was in elementary school. And S Africa came later. I'm not that 29 - this stuff wasn't that long ago and I can't imagine what it must have felt like living under those conditions in your own freaking country.

We West Africans have very strong cultures, including our food, which differs by ethnic group, and there are several to many in a single country. So you can imagine my shock when I asked a Zimbabwean friend what their traditional food is like and she said they didn't really have any. Some African countries had it rough during colonialism.


But like my African people usually do, they went and messed things up afterwards.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (9hauA)

737 Tell her the truth.


On 2nd thought, naw, that'll never work.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2019 08:39 PM (QLvwG)

That I forgot I was going on a date with her and instead went to the brewery with some friends?

Eh...

Yeah.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (GBteo)

738 > I wonder what color RGB is right now.

I hear she's considering calling in V.I. Lenin's cosmetologists for a makeover.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (zcatl)

739 ...sigh...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (GBteo)

Wait, is this the psychotic, crazy eyes liberal or the alcoholic, more laid back liberal chick?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (8tqf1)

740 Brian's Song could not be made either.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (QLvwG)

741
Northam refuses to resign. Even after he has this black mark on him..oh sorry...I meant has darkened his reputation...I mean...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

742 McClatchy once ran the headline "As Violence Falls in Iraq, Cemetery Workers Feel the Pinch""As explosions stop rocking Baghdad, glaziers cannot feed their families""As teenagers stop donning blackface costumes, Kiwi bootblack workers face massive layoffs""As Tesla sales plummet after government rebates end, employees suggest Elon Musk change his name to Northam."Thanks for a great week of posts, ace and cobs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (Z4rgH)

743 Wait, is this the psychotic, crazy eyes liberal or the alcoholic, more laid back liberal chick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (8tqf1)


Which one talks to the cat?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:42 PM (t+qrx)

744 Progressives everywhere are angry at Gov Northam for being caught being a racist.

Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2019 08:42 PM (7XCIG)

745 734 Per Tucker Carlson - Northan not resigning, will serve out his 4 year term.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (p0nVR)


And after the 12th trimester do we get to snip his spine with a pair of scissors? Axeing for a fiend...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2019 08:42 PM (/9p9e)

746 @715: "... because you can only get elected governor once in Virginia."

Ackshually, you can be elected multiple times, just not consecutively. Wikipedia says that used to be the norm for governorships throughout the country, but only Virginia has kept the tradition.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:42 PM (I/iGu)

747 Awesome. Northam is saying he won't resign.



This is going to get ugly. fun.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:42 PM (oVJmc)

748 732 Harry, text her a picture of yourself in your MAGA hat and say you'll be right over to pick her up.

No more date.
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (U5tDi)

I don't own an MAGA hat, but she knows I MAGA.

But I MAGA in a cute way, so it's okay.

I have a system down.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:42 PM (GBteo)

749 701

It was a close run thing. But basically the whole GOP played a part. And they killed the party in this state in the process.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:36 PM (ZfRYq)


Good summary. He also got hit for suing to release Michael Mann's data. But he did go after a bunch of Republicans who opposed him.

It's gotten like Irish or Scots history; whenever they had a chance to win, they'd rather fight among themselves.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2019 08:42 PM (VaN/j)

750 729 Gov Ralph Northam issued a statement he is not resigning.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (hECVl)


This puts him on the other side of Kamala and likely all the other Democrat Presidential candidates. All of whom need to keep Virginia on their scoresheet.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:42 PM (ZfRYq)

751 Call her and say lets stay in tonight and could she please pick up a pizza and some beer on her way over.


Posted by: dartist at February 01, 2019 08:40 PM (K22Va)


The traditional 7-course meal!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (QLvwG)

752 Brian's Song could not be made either.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (QLvwG)



Why not? the white guy dies.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (SiINZ)

753 738 > I wonder what color RGB is right now.

I hear she's considering calling in V.I. Lenin's cosmetologists for a makeover.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (zcatl)


Look at the desiccated Mrs. Bates in the fruit cellar and look at Bader-Meinhoff. No difference at all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (/9p9e)

754 looks like the pudding cups might be getting dimpled tonight

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (ykYG2)

755 743 Wait, is this the psychotic, crazy eyes liberal or the alcoholic, more laid back liberal chick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (8tqf1)

Which one talks to the cat?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:42 PM (t+qrx)


Dunno, I haven't seen the new Captain Marvel movie yet.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (ed8K1)

756 I don't own an MAGA hat, but she knows I MAGA.

But I MAGA in a cute way, so it's okay.

I have a system down.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:42 PM (GBteo)


Son, you been drinkin' tonight?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)

757 741
Northam refuses to resign. Even after he has this black mark on him..oh sorry...I meant has darkened his reputation...I mean...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

It is like a noose is falling around his neck.

Posted by: David Carradine at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (8tqf1)

758 Wait, is this the psychotic, crazy eyes liberal or the alcoholic, more laid back liberal chick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (8tqf1)

It's the alcoholic cat whisperer.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (GBteo)

759 soo... I'm hoping a Paolo is in this thread.

I accidentally got a little drunk with some buddies, forgetting I had a date later tonight.

Any ideas on how to rectify this situation?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:34 PM



She'll be more offended by your forgetting the date with her than by the drinking.

Do not tell her you forgot you had a date.

Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (786Ro)

760 757 741
Northam refuses to resign. Even after he has this black mark on him..oh sorry...I meant has darkened his reputation...I mean...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

It is like a noose is falling around his neck.
Posted by: David Carradine at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (8tqf1)

Strangely appropriate, that...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2019 08:44 PM (/9p9e)

761 Kameltoe tweeting Northam should resign so the country can heal and put it behind us.

More likely so the Democrats can forget this quickly

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 08:44 PM (/rm4P)

762

Which would be a better dating service?

coonsonly.com

or

journalistswhoneedtolearncodeonly.com

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 01, 2019 08:44 PM (+rexn)

763 Son, you been drinkin' tonight?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)

No, no, it works.

Just say things like "small bites, Barron," "MAGA," and "locker room talk" a lot. The girls giggle.

They can't tell if you're serious or not.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:44 PM (GBteo)

764 I won't resign until the last baby is comfortable!

Posted by: Dr. Ralph Norton at February 01, 2019 08:44 PM (Tyii7)

765 It's the alcoholic cat whisperer.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (GBteo)


She will understand if you accidentally got drunk, and you'll get to hang out with the cat. You're fine.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:44 PM (t+qrx)

766 @750: "All of whom need to keep Virginia on their scoresheet."

Old blackface pictures are the new polonium.

Northam's dead. He just doesn't know it yet.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:44 PM (I/iGu)

767 Well then, Harry, if you forgot you had a date with her and went off with the boys instead, it seems to me you weren't that excited about the date with her anyway. But if you still want to go, start drinking water and coffee and get in a cold shower.*

*I base my advice on what they used to do in the movies. No guarantees.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:44 PM (U5tDi)

768 729 Gov Ralph Northam issued a statement he is not resigning.


That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for him.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 08:45 PM (zmIJL)

769
And to all a good night!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2019 08:45 PM (/9p9e)

770 Look at the desiccated Mrs. Bates in the fruit cellar and look at Bader-Meinhoff. No difference at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

What's that you say, mother? It's a tax?

Posted by: John Roberts at February 01, 2019 08:45 PM (zIEJz)

771 She'll be more offended by your forgetting the date with her than by the drinking.

Do not tell her you forgot you had a date.
Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (786Ro)

That's my first thought...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:45 PM (GBteo)

772 It's the alcoholic cat whisperer.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (GBteo)

Are we going for blatant lie or more honesty?

Wait a second, why not try Honesty?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:45 PM (8tqf1)

773 I have said this before, but just watch 90s sitcoms. Watch Frasier, Friends, Wings, etc. Every third joke would be "problematic" Hell sometimes i even cringe, and that is because i live in 2019.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 08:45 PM (n13/j)

774 'night, J. J. I'm about to join you. Just not in the same bed. Or city. Or state.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

775 I won't resign until the last baby is comfortable!

I know, right?

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (NjJUT)

776 Who the hell did opposition research on this guy during the gubernatorial campaign?

Bill Kristol?

Mitt Romney?

Jeff Sessions?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (ZxU8C)

777 Do the black voters of Virginia feel reassured knowing that their blackface governor will make their children comfortable before he kills them?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

778 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:42 PM (GBteo)

Wait. She's a 'super libturd' but you're a MAGA guy in a 'cute way'?

Pffft. You're gonna get lucky but it'll be a day or two.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (v8tMG)

779 Good night, J.J. Sefton.

Any chance we'll meet next weekend?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (t+qrx)

780 She will understand if you accidentally got drunk, and you'll get to hang out with the cat. You're fine.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:44 PM (t+qrx)

I feel like as long as I'm cool with the cat, I have a shot. The cat will tell her to give me a beejer or something.

I need to coordinate with the cat ahead of time, obviously.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (GBteo)

781 A couple of years ago, My mom told me my dad actually met with Mugabe in the bush back in the day when he was one of the rebel leader's right hand men, or something like that. And even though Mugabe wasn't the #1 guy, my dad knew he would become the leader.

Mom knew either Mugabe's first wife or her sister who lived in Nigeria or somewhere in West Africa.

No I am not making this up. I may have fudged some details but the general gist is true.

I wish my dad had told us more of these stories when he was alive. I guess he didn't think it was such a big deal.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (9hauA)

782 Why not? the white guy dies.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 08:43 PM (SiINZ)

The pivotal scene where Brian gets mad at Sayers and tries to call him the n-word and they both fall about the basement laughing their asses off would have to be cut.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (QLvwG)

783 Hell, Brian Piccalo and Gayle Sayers probably couldn't even be friends today.

Ok they could, but they wouldn't be able to joke with each other.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (r+sAi)

784
Alternate post title:

Yesterday's Hero, Today's Zero

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 01, 2019 08:47 PM (+rexn)

785 Wait. She's a 'super libturd' but you're a MAGA guy in a 'cute way'?

Pffft. You're gonna get lucky but it'll be a day or two.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (v8tMG)

Yeah. It's a weird dynamic.

What can I say? I live in the Northeast. All the girls are libtard.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:47 PM (GBteo)

786 F*cking consultants. "They'll never look in your yearbook," they said. Now they won't return my phone calls, but I got a text with an excerpt from the contract I signed, with "no refunds" circled.

I tried calling Jesse Jackson, but all I got was his rate sheet for this sort of thing, and the price was through the roof. Who can afford that?

I'm just going to hunker down. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean.

Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 08:47 PM (ed8K1)

787 I think Northam's fate is in one man's hands, Barack Obama.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 08:47 PM (xPl2J)

788 Death by getting pounced.

Sweet.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 01, 2019 08:47 PM (+fPHo)

789 Virginia Legislative Black Caucus also threw Northam under the bus.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:47 PM (I/iGu)

790 Okay. Be like that /tujf

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 08:47 PM (NtglE)

791

Kameltoe tweeting Northam should resign so the country can heal and put it behind us.



More likely so the Democrats can forget this quickly


Oh pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease drag this out as long as humanly possible.
I know it won't happen, though. A couple of the DC Godfather's Shuck Fumer's CIA/FBI goons will have a talk with him over the weekend and he'll resign by Monday at the very latest.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:48 PM (HaL55)

792 Northam refuses to resign. Even after he has this black mark on him..oh sorry...I meant has darkened his reputation...I mean...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

If he's going to the mattresses, he'll need some sheets.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 08:48 PM (t6MX/)

793 Are we going for blatant lie or more honesty?

Wait a second, why not try Honesty?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:45 PM (8tqf1)

Ehhh... honesty is often problematic IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:48 PM (GBteo)

794 RBG is doing research at the Body Farm in Tennessee. Something about insects and stagnant water.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 08:48 PM (zmIJL)

795 Oh wait! This made me remember that yesterday I heard on the radio about a conservative dating site called Righter. (I think that's it - I'm not going to check!). It was started by a girl who's a model in NY - A MODEL IN NY ACE, ARE YOU LISTENING? - who couldn't get a date because she's conservative.

Okay boys, . . . . GO!!!!!

HEY! You married guys get back here right. now.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:48 PM (U5tDi)

796
Rape Northam just called me and said remember SPEARCHUCKER from MASH?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 01, 2019 08:48 PM (+rexn)

797 787 I think Northam's fate is in one man's hands, Barack Obama.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 08:47 PM (xPl2J)

Obama would have to:

1) Have an original thought in his head that his handlers have not put there.
2) Actual, you know, courage.
3) An ounce of actual decency.

Gentleman of the Jury, the prosecution rests.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:49 PM (8tqf1)

798 Okay. Be like that /tujf
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 08:47 PM (NtglE)
---------

IrishEi, I don't think JackStraw is blowing you off on purpose - I think he just didn't see it.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:49 PM (U5tDi)

799 Stay in office, Northam! You can ride this one out!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

800 Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:46 PM (9hauA)

Our Zimbabwean student's dad served in Mugabe's army. Also, abandoned his wife and five children. The young man is less than fond of his dad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

801 Interestingly enough, both Warren and Gillibrand stopped short of saying he should resign.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:49 PM (I/iGu)

802 "Oh, de camptown ladies sing dis song. . ."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 08:49 PM (ZxU8C)

803 bluebell, your brother by your other mother is one hell of a guy.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 08:49 PM (hGRZY)

804
Gov. Northam just said he's taking his wife Sapphire to dinner and they will be meeting up with his friends Amos and Andy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 08:50 PM (SiINZ)

805 It's just a flesh wound!

Posted by: Gov. Northam at February 01, 2019 08:50 PM (QLvwG)

806 I wouldn't put it past the progs to hire a double for RBG. They'd give her an earpiece (hearing aid!) and write her opinions for her--or him, as the case may be.

"Okay, drop your head and pretend to doze."

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 08:50 PM (YOhRS)

807 "Who in post 1965 America thinks black face was ever a good idea?"

Frank Zappa 1979 Joe's Garage

Posted by: freaked at February 01, 2019 08:50 PM (UdKB7)

808 Harry P, I thought you had a long term girlfriend you were thinking of marrying. I admit I may have fallen behind during my sabbatical from the blog.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:50 PM (9hauA)

809 About time the Democrats had a highly visible bad day.

Yeah, I know, Trump gets things done like no one else, and perhaps never more so than when there is chaos and distraction all around. That's his way.

I love all the winning, but I didn't know so much of it would be stealth. This massive self-own by a Democrat is just what the doctor ordered.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 08:50 PM (ed8K1)

810 I'm thinking I'm going to tell her that someone died, and I had to take shots for the dead guys memory or something.

Makes me look sensitive and shit. And explains my momentary semi-drunkedness.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:50 PM (GBteo)

811

'Night JJS.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:50 PM (HaL55)

812 Ehhh... honesty is often problematic IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:48 PM (GBteo)

I think in this case you can fuzz the truth and come out ok without spinning a skein of lies.

You were drinking (she is an alki you say.)
You lost track of time (better than saying you forgot.)
Late drinks, dancing, sex.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (8tqf1)

813 Virginia Legislative Black Caucus also threw Northam under the bus.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:47 PM (I/iGu)


I seem to have misplaced my shocked face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

814 bluebell, your brother by your other mother is one hell of a guy.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 08:49 PM (hGRZY)
----------

Isn't he though? He's the best.

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (U5tDi)

815 And today Trump almost doubled the expect job numbers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (oVJmc)

816 Our Zimbabwean student's dad served in Mugabe's army. Also, abandoned his wife and five children. The young man is less than fond of his dad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

Wow. That sucks.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (9hauA)

817 RBG rumors will grow exponentially if she's not at the SOTU and she likely won't be.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (I/iGu)

818 Who in post 1965 America thinks black face was ever a good idea?

Posted by: rammajamma at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (mJmCN)



Ted Danson: Wait..now don't tell me...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (SiINZ)

819 Why is "blackface" offensive? No one should have a problem with the act. The important point would be the context of why and his behavior and actions while doing it.

Robert Downey Jr. (Tropic Thunder)...was that racist?

I hate these manufactured outrage issues where the facts are not known...and don't matter anyway so that the usual suspects can profess through the media how offended they are at that particular moment. Personally, I don't care.

Posted by: Orson at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (MPK97)

820 807 "Who in post 1965 America thinks black face was ever a good idea?"

Frank Zappa 1979 Joe's Garage
Posted by: freaked at February 01, 2019 08:50 PM (UdKB7)


I am the slime on your video screen.

Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (ed8K1)

821 808 Harry P, I thought you had a long term girlfriend you were thinking of marrying. I admit I may have fallen behind during my sabbatical from the blog.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:50 PM (9hauA)

Yes, you're behind on the times.

We got engaged, and were a few months away from being married...

Then she dumped me and I moved out back during the summer.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (GBteo)

822 689 Hollywood, and AFAIK, is the most racist industry in America.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (9hauA)

Honest question: would you have not been pissed off if they had just not bothered darkening her skin?

My point is, they can do whatever they hell they want in movies. It is when the entire point is racial overtones (which darkening her skin makes no sense to me.)

One of the reasons I had absolutely no problem with Idris Elba being floated as James Bond- I like the actor, and I think it would make for a different turn on the character- because of the actor and not because that actor happens to be black.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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I think he is an excellent actor as well and would fit the Bond persona perfectly. Watched him in a movie called "Molly's Game" and was impressed with his role and the movie itself.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (+ldAm)

823 Here's Northam saying he's not resigning:

https://twitter.com/GovernorVA/status/1091510484468146176

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 08:52 PM (NtglE)

824 734 Per Tucker Carlson - Northan not resigning, will serve out his 4 year term.
Posted by: Darth Randall



And why should he resign? Stay Strong Gov. Northam!!!

{grabs popcorn}

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 08:52 PM (WNAuL)

825 Prager has mentioned a few times somewhere on the Left coast you can become compost after you die and a tree or plant can grow from your remains.
Ruthy should take this up in her will.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 08:52 PM (/rm4P)

826 Interestingly enough, both Warren and Gillibrand stopped short of saying he should resign.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:49 PM (I/iGu)


White women are problematic.

This primary is going to be lit!


Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:52 PM (ZfRYq)

827 Blazing Saddles for the Zimbabwean kid?

Why not The Gods Must Be Crazy?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:52 PM (I/iGu)

828
Hollywood, and AFAIK, is the most racist industry in America.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (9hauA

====

Higher ed. Thank God Harvard is finally being sued over it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (13CQC)

829 Jen Rubin is a Coont.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (mv3W6)

830 I'm off to bed. My husband is already snoring, but he's been up since 5:00 a.m. and off to work at 6:30.

Later, taters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

831 Yep the best choice is to say I went for some drinks with my buddies. Her response will determine whether or not she is a keeper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (r+sAi)

832 All right guys, I have to run, but I want you single folks to check out the Righter app and tell us if it's any good. It sounded like the next best thing to MoronsOnly.com

Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (U5tDi)

833 When your enemies are destroying themselves, let them.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (ZxU8C)

834 Remind me never to date you guys, LOL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (9hauA)

835 Press release:
Governor Northam of VA, an honors graduate Saint Moloch's Mengele school of Medicine today announced that he is tossing his pointy hat into the ring for a run at the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination. He plans to run a campaign aimed at insuring Minority Women's full access to abortion.

Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (7XCIG)

836

I feel like as long as I'm cool with the cat, I have a shot. The cat will tell her to give me a beejer or something.



I need to coordinate with the cat ahead of time, obviously.


Two words: Fancy Feast.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55)

837 Night Jane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:54 PM (8tqf1)

838 Dan Wilder was no Hank Greenburg.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2019 08:54 PM (zLDYs)

839
Who will be the first Repunklican to come to the defense of Northam?

Mitt Romney?
Ed Gillespie?
Bob McDonnell?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 08:54 PM (+rexn)

840 801 Interestingly enough, both Warren and Gillibrand stopped short of saying he should resign.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:49 PM (I/iGu)


What...what is this strange feeling? I've never felt this before. It's...I actually want to know what Alexandria Occasional Cortex has to say about something!

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (ed8K1)

841 >>Okay. Be like that /tujf

What I do now?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (/tuJf)

842 831 Yep the best choice is to say I went for some drinks with my buddies. Her response will determine whether or not she is a keeper.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (r+sAi)

He has already said she in not a keeper. Let's call a... shovel a shovel: this is just about getting laid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (8tqf1)

843 I was in an big engineering meeting with 5-6 consultants at DELCO. There was one black guy there. One of the consultants said he would just make a jig and not shell out the money for a CNC mill (it was in the mid 80s and they were very expensive). Even back then the white guys all looked nervous and looked at the black guy. I said "Yep, a jig is a great solution." After the meeting got over the black guy came up to me and said the tension in the air about using the common engineering term "jig" was stupid.


PC culture is evil, the democrat party is evil. That is why the two are such allies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (pw+jk)

844 Two words: Fancy Feast.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55)

The cat only eats organic and either vegan or gluten free.

I forget.

Well, the main cat.

There are 4 cats in total. 3 lesser cats and one major cat.

It's complicated.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (GBteo)

845 IrishEi, I don't think JackStraw is blowing you off on purpose - I think he just didn't see it.
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:49 PMY
~~~~~

Yeah, I know. Just want to give him a hard time. I've missed him three times today.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (NtglE)

846 832 All right guys, I have to run, but I want you single folks to check out the Righter app and tell us if it's any good. It sounded like the next best thing to MoronsOnly.com
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (U5tDi)

Night bluebell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (8tqf1)

847 Who will be the first Repunklican to come to the defense of Northam?

Mitt Romney?
Ed Gillespie?
Bob McDonnell?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 08:54 PM

It's safe to attack him because the dems are doing so. They'll feel comfortable going along to get along.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (zmIJL)

848 Bongino on TuCa just said he saw Northam yearbook photo in October (?) of 2018, but couldn't verify it. He believes the Dems have known about it at least since then.

Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (786Ro)

849 One of the reasons I had absolutely no problem with Idris Elba being floated as James Bond- I like the actor, and I think it would make for a different turn on the character- because of the actor and not because that actor happens to be black.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
---------
I think he is an excellent actor as well and would fit the Bond persona perfectly. Watched him in a movie called "Molly's Game" and was impressed with his role and the movie itself.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (+ldAm)
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I'm also in that camp. I liked the idea soon as I heard about it. They've had a Scot, an Irish, a Welsh, a Brit--and an Aussie play Bond, why not a Black Brit?

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (YOhRS)

850 All right guys, I have to run, but I want you single folks to check out the Righter app and tell us if it's any good. It sounded like the next best thing to MoronsOnly.com
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (U5tDi)

Does anyone know if Chris Evans is on that dating app? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (9hauA)

851

'Night Jand D'oh and bluebell.
I'm right behind you. I'm exhausted after 3 straight days of taking B'Gal to her various doctors and getting up early in the morning and all that.
I need some sleep. But not quite yet. Guinness not quite finished.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:56 PM (HaL55)

852 I think he is an excellent actor as well and would fit the Bond persona perfectly. Watched him in a movie called "Molly's Game" and was impressed with his role and the movie itself.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (+ldAm)


The idea of Idris Elba as Bond is not a problem to me. He has a British accent, is suave, and can carry off a tailored tux.

However, I saw a couple of movies that cast him as an actioner and I was not impressed. Most specifically, the movie The Take seemed to me the trial run for him as Bond. The movie had the unfortunate name of Bastille Day and was due to be released when the Bastille Day attacks happened in France so they had to fix it up. And he pretty much just phones it in. He isn't that good with the humor.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:56 PM (ZfRYq)

853 842 831 Yep the best choice is to say I went for some drinks with my buddies. Her response will determine whether or not she is a keeper.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (r+sAi)

He has already said she in not a keeper. Let's call a... shovel a shovel: this is just about getting laid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (8tqf1)

Oh yeah, this girl is nuts.

Definitely not a keeper.

Again -- she is fucking nuts.

If I stop posting here unexpectedly, it's probably because I got stabbed by her.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:56 PM (GBteo)

854 I don't know nothin' 'bout un-birthin' no babies!

Posted by: Ralph 'Prissy' Northam at February 01, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

855 OK, guys, calm down and let me fix this.

When I said that infanticide was awesome, I didn't mean for white people.

There! Are you happy now?

Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 08:56 PM (ed8K1)

856 @823: "Here's Northam saying he's not resigning"

Being forced to tell everyone you aren't going to resign without actually using the word "resign" when everyone is saying you should resign is likely the first step on the path toward resigning.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:56 PM (I/iGu)

857 Dan Bongino was sent the picture in October of 2018 but couldn't verify it.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2019 08:56 PM (hECVl)

858 834 Remind me never to date you guys, LOL.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (9hauA)

Hey, we're not that bad. 50% of us were advising something approximating honesty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:56 PM (8tqf1)

859 Been up since 3am but waiting to see if we will get to 1k before a new thread. On the other hand the ONT might show up early or the boss stomp on it and throw a new one up just before it.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 08:56 PM (/rm4P)

860 In other news, Wade Wilson is mort.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 08:56 PM (xPl2J)

861 After the meeting got over the black guy came up to me and said the tension in the air about using the common engineering term "jig" was stupid.


PC culture is evil, the democrat party is evil. That is why the two are such allies.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (pw+jk)


Thank your lucky stars it wasn't for a master or slave cylinder.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 08:57 PM (t6MX/)

862
Coonman just posted a video. He won't step down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 08:57 PM (13CQC)

863 Omg, Chris Evans and Idris mentioned on the blog on the same day! It's like...

*faints*

Oh, and Idris would make a great Bond.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:57 PM (9hauA)

864 I forget.

Well, the main cat.

There are 4 cats in total. 3 lesser cats and one major cat.

It's complicated.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (GBteo)

You need to find a large breasted, redhead conservative gal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:57 PM (8tqf1)

865
Oh, woops, news is out upthread.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (13CQC)

866 Coonman just posted a video. He won't step down.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 01, 2019 08:57 PM (13CQC)

A Tom Petty as politician move?

"No I won't step down.... yeah, I'll stand my ground..."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (GBteo)

867 It sounded like the next best thing to MoronsOnly.com
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2019 08:53 PM (U5tDi)


What, you never told me about MopronsOnly.com!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (f3oO4)

868 > Do not tell her you forgot you had a date.

This. She may forgive you being drunk. She will not forgive you forgetting the date.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (zcatl)

869 $2000 claiming race in the Juvenile Dem Sweepstakes
Hoolian breaks fast to the inside
,La charging hard going into the first turn

Lot's of close finisher still back in the pack

No winner for the trifecta.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (hGRZY)

870 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Coonman Northam at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (ZxU8C)

871 You need to find a large breasted, redhead conservative gal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:57 PM (8tqf1)

In New England?

Seems unlikely.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (GBteo)

872

The cat only eats organic and either vegan or gluten free.


Starkist is organic, right? I'm just thinking out loud here and trying to get you, um, comfortable tonight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (HaL55)

873 What I do now?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM
~~~~~

Humpfh. More like what DIDN'T you do, mister.

Kidding. I've been chasing you around the blog today with a question. See my #495

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (NtglE)

874 The more he protests he won't resign the faster he will.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (/rm4P)

875 860 that sucks

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 08:59 PM (n13/j)

876 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:56 PM (GBteo)

Knowing the rules, don't expect any sympathy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 08:59 PM (t6MX/)

877 Thank your lucky stars it wasn't for a master or slave cylinder.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 08:57 PM (t6MX/)

====
You got that right.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 01, 2019 08:59 PM (pw+jk)

878 Northam should, in self interest, just hunker down and keep quiet.
Sooner or later a prog presidential candidate's emissary will appear with a suitcase full of case to make hi go away.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2019 08:59 PM (1g7ch)

879 You need to find a large breasted, redhead conservative gal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 08:57 PM (8tqf1)


And raise rabbits.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)

880 874 The more he protests he won't resign the faster he will.
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (/rm4P)

It is like I mentioned to a coworker about another supervisor- the minute you have to say 'I'm the boss', you aren't.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (8tqf1)

881 Okay, so I just learned "jig" is racist.

I do have to keep up.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (9hauA)

882 866 Coonman just posted a video. He won't step down.

...

Excellent!

He will and soon but I want him to fight this.

Posted by: Ha at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (MAstk)

883 692 bluebell I would bet it was Fairfax's people.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 08:29 PM (ZfRYq)

i agree.

Posted by: wasbrenette at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (LWyIT)

884 I don't want to resign--because then the jig would be up!!!

Posted by: Governor Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (YOhRS)

885 Coonman just posted a video. He won't step down.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Finishing the video by doing "Mammy" was a bit much honestly.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (zIEJz)

886 Up until yesterday, the wrote response from NeverTrump and the Democrats (BIRM) was something like, "Well, the GOP shouldn't have run a racist candidate."

It's always projection with these turds.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (ylmmJ)

887 Walter Freeman @ 856- Exactly! Just like I refused to call a ham sammich a Yumbo at Booger King back in the day. It was a battle of wills with them and I refused to yield.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (zLDYs)

888 > The idea of Idris Elba as Bond is not a problem to me.

Totally fine with him playing James Bond. It's always been clear (at least in the books) that "James Bond" was an identity of convenience that was used by many different men.

Not totally fine with him playing a Norse god.

That's like getting Arnold Schwarzenegger to play Mao Zedong or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (zcatl)

889 rote*

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (ylmmJ)

890 Idris Elba should play James Bond but in the character of Stringer Bell. Now that would be a different Bond.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (WNAuL)

891 Damn, maybe a couple bucks on oppo research woulda helped

Posted by: Ed Gillespie at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (2JRLD)

892 863 Oh, and Idris would make a great Bond.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 08:57 PM (9hauA)


I agree completely. I hate the idea of doing "Black Bond" just to show how wonderful you are, but he's perfect. A good Bond should convey some inner demons under the surface. That's why Roger Moore was hopeless. Idris has that perfectly, along with the necessary suave qualities, and the latent potential for calm violence.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:01 PM (ed8K1)

893 Starkist is organic, right? I'm just thinking out loud here and trying to get you, um, comfortable tonight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 08:58 PM (HaL55)

who the fuck knows?

I'm just along for the ride.

Now she's saying her hair appointment might go all night. I s'pose that's the modern day equivalent of "can't go on a date, I'm washing my hair."

We shall see.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 09:01 PM (GBteo)

894 Coonman just posted a video. He won't step down.

They all say that. Keep the heat on.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:02 PM (dUJdY)

895
"Wilson died at his home in Coppell, Texas on his 60th birthday."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:02 PM (+rexn)

896 Yeah that Chyron is the Death Sign.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 01, 2019 09:02 PM (BfOXk)

897 Knowing the rules, don't expect any sympathy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 08:59 PM (t6MX/)

I fully expect that I will regret everything about knowing this woman.

For sure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 09:02 PM (GBteo)

898 Why is E Warren apologizing for _taking_ the DNA test?

Note that she did not apologize for pretending being an indian for decades (and making much wampum).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2019 09:02 PM (1g7ch)

899

Kingfish Northam: Now lookee here, I init gonna resign no ways no hows. I sure done gonna be here fo' my full term

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:03 PM (SiINZ)

900 "I will not resign" = "You haven't met my price yet"

Posted by: Ralph 'Prissy' Northam at February 01, 2019 09:03 PM (oVJmc)

901 I agree completely. I hate the idea of doing "Black Bond" just to show how wonderful you are, but he's perfect. A good Bond should convey some inner demons under the surface. That's why Roger Moore was hopeless. Idris has that perfectly, along with the necessary suave qualities, and the latent potential for calm violence.
Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:01 PM (ed8K1)

Dignity, class, elegance, menace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:03 PM (8tqf1)

902 I read as far as Ha Ha, Charade...

...and off to youtube. I love the whole Animals album, but Pigs especially.

Then I read the rest.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 01, 2019 09:03 PM (z79tQ)

903 Now she's saying her hair appointment might go all night. I s'pose that's the modern day equivalent of "can't go on a date, I'm washing my hair."

We shall see.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 09:01 PM (GBteo)


Yeah. If she remembered the date, she wasn't planning on a night time hair appointment. All night.

Beware, this might get stabby.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 09:03 PM (ZfRYq)

904 Doing a crossword.

Six letter word for "Political Career ender".

_ _ G G E R.

Logger?

Jogger?

Jigger?

Bigger?

Posted by: Coonman Northam at February 01, 2019 09:03 PM (ZxU8C)

905 882 866 Coonman just posted a video. He won't step down.


kant git em outta trays, onct day git up one

Posted by: blue tick man at February 01, 2019 09:04 PM (2JRLD)

906 881 Okay, so I just learned "jig" is racist.

I do have to keep up.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (9hauA)

Wait, what?

Dance 'jig'? Tool 'jig'? Or something else?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:04 PM (8tqf1)

907 Okay, so I just learned "jig" is racist.
I do have to keep up.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM
~~~~~

There goes my dancing career.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:04 PM (NtglE)

908
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 08:51 PM (GBteo)

Wow that sucks. I hope you are over it now or getting there (don't know how long ago it happened).

Being broken up with sucks basketballs. I have had my share.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:04 PM (9hauA)

909 Well then Harry, you shouldn't care whether she thinks you're a drunk.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2019 09:04 PM (r+sAi)

910 Wow.. close to 1000 comments. New thread before ONT or do I try comment and hope not to be willowed?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:05 PM (dUJdY)

911 I am warming to Daniel Craig as James

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 09:05 PM (/rm4P)

912 I fully expect that I will regret everything about knowing this woman.

For sure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 09:02 PM (GBteo)

*fistbump*

No stones being thrown here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:05 PM (8tqf1)

913 What a day! Just catching up.

Womp!

Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2019 09:05 PM (XROPS)

914 Six letter word for "Political Career ender".

_ _ G G E R.

Logger?

Jogger?

Jigger?

Bigger?

Posted by: Coonman Northam at February 01, 2019 09:03 PM (ZxU8C)


BUGGER is acceptable now, so nogo

Posted by: Da Pope at February 01, 2019 09:05 PM (2JRLD)

915 He'll go on with Colbert and rehab his image in the soft environment of leftist media.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 09:05 PM (ZxU8C)

916 >>Read the Epoch Times link you posted the other day on Priestap. What's your take on him? White hat, black hat, or clueless?

To the extent of those categories, I'm going with clueless. I think that is why he is being allowed to retire.

I also think there should be more nuance when we look at what happened. I don't think Priestap was clueless because he is a dunce, I think there was a real conspiracy going on outside his view.

But then I also don't think we are anywhere near the bottom this rabbit hole if we think it is all about the 2016 election. So what do I know.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

917 > Now she's saying her hair appointment might go all night. I s'pose that's the modern day equivalent of "can't go on a date, I'm washing my hair."


Yeah, time to shine this one off, my friend.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 09:06 PM (zcatl)

918
Gerard Butler should be Bond.

But who gives a shit -- the Bond movies suck ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:06 PM (+rexn)

919 901 Dignity, class, elegance, menace.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:03 PM (8tqf1)


That is very well put, but I'd add one thing: unreadable. The kind of man where he's never going to let you know what he's really thinking, because he never ever does that. Connery had it, and Idris has it maybe even more.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:06 PM (ed8K1)

920 Colbert won't let him on the show.

He's not gonna get crosswise with Kamala.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 09:06 PM (ZfRYq)

921 Okay, so I just learned "jig" is racist.

I do have to keep up.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (9hauA)

Wait, what?

Dance 'jig'? Tool 'jig'? Or something else?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:04 PM (8tqf1)

I don't know. A Moron was just saying how the word made some people uncomfortable in a meeting (except for the black man). So apparently there's a racial connotation to it. That's as much as I know.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:06 PM (9hauA)

922

Gov Northam was asked how he was doing? He said, O-tay

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:07 PM (SiINZ)

923 907 Okay, so I just learned "jig" is racist.
I do have to keep up.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM


wtf

Posted by: caninetmaker at February 01, 2019 09:07 PM (2JRLD)

924 Okay, so I just learned "jig" is racist.
I do have to keep up.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM
----
Would be short for "jigaboo", which Dictionary.com says is "a contemptuous term used to refer to a black person."

Posted by: Governor Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 09:07 PM (YOhRS)

925 Yeah. If she remembered the date, she wasn't planning on a night time hair appointment. All night.

Beware, this might get stabby.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 09:03 PM (ZfRYq)

Yeah. now she wants to reschedule for Sunday, so... false alarm.

Wow that sucks. I hope you are over it now or getting there (don't know how long ago it happened).

Being broken up with sucks basketballs. I have had my share.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:04 PM (9hauA)

yeah, it sucks, but what can you do?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 09:07 PM (GBteo)

926 915
He'll go on with Colbert and rehab his image in the soft environment of leftist media.


No, he's expendable, and they'd prefer the minority Lt. Gov.

They'll put Northam down faster than we would.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:07 PM (oVJmc)

927 @892: "I hate the idea of doing "Black Bond" just to show how wonderful you are, but he's perfect. A good Bond should convey some inner demons under the surface."

Idris would be great, but the screenwriter should be an angry, drunk, brooding white guy, and the studio shouldn't go all politically correct about diversity in supporting actors, director, and production cast.

Black Bond is fine in theory, but I don't want it ending up like female Doctor Who in practice.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:07 PM (I/iGu)

928 Gerard Butler should be Bond.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:06 PM (+rexn)

Eew

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (9hauA)

929 has any blue Checkmark declare that the Gov has a punchable face

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (xrfBo)

930

Dignity, class, elegance, menace.

I just hope they still play 007 a bit more seriously, like they did with James Blonde. Didn't like the self-parodies much. A bit of humour is OK but it'd be nice to have him as a complete badass, more like a Jack Bauer type.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (HaL55)

931 Okay, so I just learned "jig" is racist.

Okay.. not to offend ANYONE here, but my dad (yes he had his faults) used that term for African Americans. Short for jigaboo.. hell IDK.. I thought it was stupid and I'm embarrassed to even bring it up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

932 918 But who gives a shit -- the Bond movies suck ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:06 PM (+rexn)


They do now, yes, because they have become too "big," like superhero movies. A small, drama-focused remake of Casino Royale, holding closely to the book, with Idris as Bond -- I'd go to see that for sure.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (ed8K1)

933 Johnny English was the best Bond movie.
Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (zIEJz)

934 So, I left New York for Northern Virginia to get away from a asshole Democrat governor with infanticidal tendencies.




Yup.



*sigh*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (ZxU8C)

935 How can hair go from a normal 1/2 hr into a three hour event?

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (/rm4P)

936 Okay, so I just learned "jig" is racist.

I do have to keep up.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (9hauA)


It's archaic. If there are racism hipsters, they probably scour estate sales for original uses of it that they can refinish and sell at trendy boutiques.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (t+qrx)

937 I don't want to resign--because then the jig would be up!!!

Posted by: Governor Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM (YOhRS)



Gregory Hines: And gone!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (SiINZ)

938 That is very well put, but I'd add one thing: unreadable. The kind of man where he's never going to let you know what he's really thinking, because he never ever does that. Connery had it, and Idris has it maybe even more.
Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:06 PM (ed8K1)

So: Stoic, dignified, elegant, menacing. I'll buy that.

I think Elba has already said he is not even interested in it, so we will probably get Amy Schumer as Jane Bond next instead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:09 PM (8tqf1)

939 "Jig" is short for "jigaboo" which is somehow a racist slang term for black folk.
I had a cousin from the Chicago area that used it.

...and the crossword answer is kegger, if the Kavanaugh hearings mean anything.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2019 09:09 PM (8QgBw)

940 Would be short for "jigaboo", which Dictionary.com says is "a contemptuous term used to refer to a black person."
Posted by: Governor Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 09:07 PM (YOhRS)

Huh. You learn something new everyday.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:09 PM (9hauA)

941 What happens if the Va gov steps down? Do Republicans benefit? Isnt it better if he stays and we all get to point and stare?

Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2019 09:09 PM (XROPS)

942
Okay.. not to offend ANYONE here, but my dad (yes he had his faults)
used that term for African Americans.


So did my grandfather.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:09 PM (oVJmc)

943 935 How can hair go from a normal 1/2 hr into a three hour event?
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (/rm4P)


Haven't you been following? HP stood her up.

The resked for Sunday is for stabbing.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2019 09:09 PM (ZfRYq)

944 I don't know. A Moron was just saying how the word made some people uncomfortable in a meeting (except for the black man). So apparently there's a racial connotation to it. That's as much as I know.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:06 PM (9hauA)

----------------------------

It is a term I have heard used to describe black people, but rarely and not for a long time now. It is most commonly used as a name for a tool.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 01, 2019 09:10 PM (ffYR/)

945 Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 09:05 PM
~~~~~

Yeah. Clueless was the wrong word. More like out-of-the-loop. That's what I suspected, reading the article, but I have a really hard time trusting any of them, even when testifying under oath.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:10 PM (NtglE)

946 The hair thing could go on all night is the Paolo cut hair

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2019 09:10 PM (8QgBw)

947
Anyone see Glenn Beck lately? He's turned into Burl Ives.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:10 PM (+rexn)

948 Johnny English was the best Bond movie.

Prove me wrong.


Bean....James Bean.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:10 PM (oVJmc)

949 Idris would be great, but the screenwriter should be an angry, drunk, brooding white guy, and the studio shouldn't go all politically correct about diversity in supporting actors, director, and production cast.

Black Bond is fine in theory, but I don't want it ending up like female Doctor Who in practice.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:07 PM (I/iGu)

If they were smart they would have 005 or 008 and make a Black Bond or Female Bond which makes sense since there are more 00 out there than bond

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2019 09:10 PM (xrfBo)

950 So England had black navla commandos during WW II? Cause that's where Bond started.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2019 09:10 PM (zLDYs)

951 Naval damnit.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2019 09:11 PM (zLDYs)

952 Would be short for "jigaboo", which Dictionary.com says is "a contemptuous term used to refer to a black person."
Posted by: Governor Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 09:07 PM (YOhRS)

Holy crap. This is insane.

No more dancing or making tools, everybody!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:11 PM (8tqf1)

953 I commend the Governor for his principled stand. He should remain in office his full term!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 01, 2019 09:11 PM (Ndje9)

954 Okay.. not to offend ANYONE here, but my dad (yes he had his faults) used that term for African Americans. Short for jigaboo.. hell IDK.. I thought it was stupid and I'm embarrassed to even bring it up.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

Eh, not offended.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:11 PM (9hauA)

955 The navla commandos served in covfefe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 09:11 PM (ZxU8C)

956 I will repeat on the ONT but I got more of the charms to make more keychains and will make some rearview mirror charms and have them in the shop tomorrow.. thanks to Tuna for the great idea. Also.. more bookmarks for you book lovers.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

957 No more dancing or making tools, everybody!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:11 PM (8tqf1)


Way ahead of you, here.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 09:11 PM (t+qrx)

958 -
--
I don't want to resign--because then the jig would be up!!!


Posted by: Governor Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 09:00 PM
-------------

And gone!

Posted by: Gregory Hines at February 01, 2019 09:12 PM (RVcmP)

959 How can hair go from a normal 1/2 hr into a three hour event?
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM (/rm4P)


It happens.

Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2019 09:12 PM (XROPS)

960 Anyone see Glenn Beck lately? He's turned into Burl Ives.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:10 PM (+rexn)
................
Or Colonel Sanders.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2019 09:12 PM (hECVl)

961 boy this last week or so Ace has been on fire. NO ONE and I mean no one, can write like he can.

gold I tells ya, gold

Posted by: sally at February 01, 2019 09:12 PM (sBDDH)

962 And gone!

Posted by: Gregory Hines at February 01, 2019 09:12 PM (RVcmP)



*cough* #937 *cough*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:13 PM (SiINZ)

963 @938: "I think Elba has already said he is not even interested in it, so we will probably get Amy Schumer as Jane Bond next instead."

Biggest concern is Elba's age. He's four years younger than Daniel Craig, but almost ten years older than when Craig was first named Bond. Studio will likely want someone younger who can play the role for a decade or longer. Richard Madden gets mentioned a lot in British press nowadays. Same guy who played Robb "Died in the Red Wedding" Stark in Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:13 PM (I/iGu)

964 BREAKING NEWS: Nathan Phillips says he will drive out the racist spirits from Governor Northam by banging a tortoise drum in his face for four hours.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 09:13 PM (ZxU8C)

965 I'm also in that camp. I liked the idea soon as I heard about it. They've had a Scot, an Irish, a Welsh, a Brit--and an Aussie play Bond, why not a Black Brit?
Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 08:55 PM (YOhRS)


Rasta Bond

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2019 09:13 PM (1g7ch)

966 The Horde never disappoints. We cross and cover the left and right lateral limits; from movies to actors; obits; comedy; politics; bewbs; all forms of humor; and now $2k claiming races. Are they quarters and trotters? Love some thoroughbreds in these parts but do enjoy the quarters on TVG once in a while.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 01, 2019 09:13 PM (+ldAm)

967 961
boy this last week or so Ace has been on fire. NO ONE and I mean no one, can write like he can.



goldberg I tells ya, goldberg

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:13 PM (oVJmc)

968 I am warming to Daniel Craig as James
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 09:05 PM (/rm4P)

He's an attractive ugly man.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:13 PM (9hauA)

969 Eh, not offended.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:11 PM (9hauA)

Thank you. My dad ( and step dad ) used terms like that and I just cringed. As I got older I finally challenged them on it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

970 1000

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (t6MX/)

971 Gerard Butler should be Bond.

But who gives a shit -- the Bond movies suck ass.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:06 PM (+rexn)



Nah. Gerard Butler should be the next Joker.

He'd be perfect.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (CRRq9)

972 -
--
Gregory Hines: And gone!


Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:08 PM
-------------------

Heh. I'm always a day late and a dollar short.

Posted by: irright at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (RVcmP)

973 >>Yeah. Clueless was the wrong word. More like out-of-the-loop. That's what I suspected, reading the article, but I have a really hard time trusting any of them, even when testifying under oath.

I don't believe any of them. For me it's more about who do I believe is lying and why and who is being publicly held accountable to the extent that is happening so far.

What did you think about the DOJ IG report that came out the other day?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (/tuJf)

974 It is a term I have heard used to describe black people, but rarely and not for a long time now. It is most commonly used as a name for a tool.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 01, 2019 09:10 PM (ffYR/)
--
I heard it at the more-evenly mixed high school I went to. But even then I never heard just "jig" used for the same thing.

I think the taboo of that syllable is similar to the feeling of taboo our betters are breeding in us. If someone of a race that's higher on the inter-sectional hierarchy objects to something as "racially offensive", it's racially offensive.

Posted by: Governor Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (YOhRS)

975

Or Colonel Sanders.

I'd like to see them do a black Colonel Sanders. I think that'd be pretty funny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (HaL55)

976 Soon.

Posted by: Achmed Bond at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (+u66i)

977 When I went for my cancer treatment on Wednesday, the oncologist had an African medical student with him who assisted in my examination. She was tall and thin and had a French-sounding name, so I'm not sure what part of Africa she came from.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

978 do enjoy the quarters on TVG once in a while.

Equine drag racing.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 09:15 PM (ZxU8C)

979

Gov. Northam just released a statement that he carries hot sauce in his purse

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:15 PM (SiINZ)

980 Ok been out to dinner with the bosses, but how I love the left being hoisted on their own petard with the gov of va..not only a baby killer but a racist lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2019 09:15 PM (KpdD9)

981 She was tall and thin and had a French-sounding name, so I'm not sure what part of Africa she came from.

Paris?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:16 PM (oVJmc)

982 Sean Bean would be a terrible Bond. He'd die in the opening fight scene before the theme song starts.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 09:16 PM (WNAuL)

983 Bond is way off from his WWII commando roots. Since any one who served in WWII is now at least in his nineties.

Hell at this point it is a stretch to have cold warriors as front line agents as they are in their fifties these days.

Posted by: Big V at February 01, 2019 09:16 PM (sN665)

984 By the way, where was Gov. Northam when the guy from Empire was being attacked?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 09:16 PM (ZxU8C)

985 Gov. Northam just released a statement that he carries hot sauce in his purse
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:15 PM (SiINZ)

Yes but only to protect himself from black people and babies on the street

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2019 09:16 PM (KpdD9)

986 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2019 09:15 PM (KpdD9)

I know.. it's pretty rich isn't it?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:16 PM (dUJdY)

987 @949: "If they were smart they would have 005 or 008 and make a Black Bond or Female Bond which makes sense since there are more 00 out there than bond"

Good idea, but the activists would get all hot and bothered about a different number 'cause it would mean the new Bond wasn't the "real" Bond or some such nonsense. It'd be akin to misgendering someone or using the wrong pronouns.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:16 PM (I/iGu)

988 The Dems come out ahead with Coonman resigning and the Lt Gov stepping up.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2019 09:17 PM (+u66i)

989 Soon.
Posted by: Achmed Bond

Crowder beat you to it.
https://youtu.be/IY5EijJm1C4

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 01, 2019 09:17 PM (zIEJz)

990 Biggest concern is Elba's age. He's four years younger than Daniel Craig, but almost ten years older than when Craig was first named Bond. Studio will likely want someone younger who can play the role for a decade or longer. Richard Madden gets mentioned a lot in British press nowadays. Same guy who played Robb "Died in the Red Wedding" Stark in Game of Thrones.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:13 PM (I/iGu)

Idris is still sizzling hot and black don't crack and all that. They can dye his hair.

Never watched Game of Thrones, but Madden was really good good in the Bodyguard (Netflix series). Can he put on a posh accent, though?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:17 PM (9hauA)

991 981 She was tall and thin and had a French-sounding name, so I'm not sure what part of Africa she came from.

Paris?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:16 PM (oVJmc)


I think she was pretty far south of there.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

992 Sean Bean would be a terrible Bond. He'd die in the opening fight scene before the theme song starts.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 09:16 PM (WNAuL)
---
He was already the anti-Bond in Goldeneye--and...of course...he dies at the end.

LOL, though.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:17 PM (YOhRS)

993 984 By the way, where was Gov. Northam when the guy from Empire was being attacked?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 09:16 PM (ZxU8C)

Laundering his hood and robe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2019 09:17 PM (KpdD9)

994

Thank you. My dad ( and step dad ) used terms like that and I just cringed. As I got older I finally challenged them on it.

Y'all's relatives got nothing on Mumsey Dearest. She was the worst racist and bigot I ever knew. And that's saying something having grown up in Alabama during the George Wallace era.
She sure didn't like it much when I finally called her out on it one day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:17 PM (HaL55)

995 Gov. Northam???

Never heard of him ...

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 01, 2019 09:17 PM (5nv0U)

996 The Friday night news dump rule will be suspended in this case

Posted by: Majolica at February 01, 2019 09:17 PM (2JRLD)

997 1K

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 09:17 PM (/rm4P)

998 1K?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 01, 2019 09:18 PM (+ldAm)

999 Nope

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:18 PM (dUJdY)

1000 So close

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 09:18 PM (/rm4P)

1001 *ahems*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:18 PM (I/iGu)

1002 Damn!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 01, 2019 09:18 PM (+ldAm)

1003 Fuck!! So close!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:18 PM (dUJdY)

1004 Further proof that the GOP doesn't try very hard to win in some states. Or Gillespie should hunt down his oppo research team and strangle them.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 01, 2019 09:18 PM (HVB7P)

1005 I think Dave Chappelle should be Black Bond.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:18 PM (YOhRS)

1006 Whoo Hoo! Racked up another one

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 09:18 PM (/rm4P)

1007 977 When I went for my cancer treatment on Wednesday, the oncologist had an African medical student with him who assisted in my examination. She was tall and thin and had a French-sounding name, so I'm not sure what part of Africa she came from.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

I would guess the Ivory Coast, the only reason I say this is that Drogba went to Montreal just for the reason they speak French.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (xrfBo)

1008 It's too bad Marty Feldman never got to play Bond.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

1009 Yes this is great schadenfreude but it unfortunately reinforces the white man evil meme which is getting on my last nerve .

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

1010 She was tall and thin and had a French-sounding name, so I'm not sure what part of Africa she came from.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (sdi6R)


Belgian Congo?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (lYlRK)

1011 Is mueller going to investigate the gov?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (KpdD9)

1012 I'd like to see them do a black Colonel Sanders. I think that'd be pretty funny.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (HaL55)
*************
Since everything is Rascist nowadays, the fried chicken gig might be a problem.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (hECVl)

1013 I always found it strange that African people were nothing like "African Americans".

It's a big place (some say a continent) and they don't mind being different from each other.

It's just here that every "African American" wants to be exactly like every other.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (jXrK7)

1014 Female bond is ridiculous. Black Bond is not interesting as a general concept; it's interesting because Idris Elba exists. I am coming from the perspective of the books, and from that perspective, Dr. No is the perfect Bond movie, and Thunderball is a close second. It's really hard to cast Bond. Good options come along maybe once in a generation.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (ed8K1)

1015 Almost as close as being foist! Hitting refresh like a crack fiend.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (+ldAm)

1016 A troll free evening?

Posted by: LASue at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (XROPS)

1017 OT but fourty years of my horse breeding program has just been validated big time.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (hGRZY)

1018 > I think Elba has already said he is not even interested in it, so we will probably get Amy Schumer as Jane Bond next instead.

Ellen Page, or wosserface from the latest "let's take a crap on Star Wars" movies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2019 09:20 PM (zcatl)

1019 PoP's guess would be mine

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 09:20 PM (/rm4P)

1020 It's too bad Marty Feldman never got to play Bond.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (oVJmc)


There's still time to cast George Wendt.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 09:20 PM (t+qrx)

1021 I thought a jig was just another piece of fishing tackle.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 09:20 PM (WNAuL)

1022 She was tall and thin and had a French-sounding name, so I'm not sure what part of Africa she came from.
Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

Lots of African countries are francophone, but they are concentrated mostly in West Africa. (I'm assuming she is not North African. They speak French too but I would imagine Arab and Muslim names are more common there.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:20 PM (9hauA)

1023 It's too bad Marty Feldman never got to play Bond.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (oVJmc)



It was sad, because he had been eyeing that role for years.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (SiINZ)

1024 Bond.....Darnell Bond.
https://youtu.be/u_7zDQubyl4?t=21

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (oVJmc)

1025 BB.. when I lived in Louisiana back in the day we lived next door to and old lay who was a horrible woman. She hated blacks but I remember one day her telling me as much as she hated them.. "there's nothing worse that po white trash". she was a piece of work.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

1026 I really disliked Ellen Page from watching snippets of that movie where she was a self-regarding pregnant teen, but she was pretty OK in Inception.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (ed8K1)

1027 Can you imagine when supporting infanticide isnt the biggest scandal hes facing in the day?

From Weasel Zippers lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (KpdD9)

1028 My Momma (from Georgia) always said in the North, they hated blacks individually. but loved them collectively. In the South, they hated black collectively, but loved them individually.
Different times.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (8QgBw)

1029 OT but fourty years of my horse breeding program has just been validated big time.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (hGRZY)

Can you elaborate?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (HVB7P)

1030 Idris Elba could totally pull off Bond.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (jXrK7)

1031 -
--
Soon.


Posted by: Achmed Bond at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM

-------------------------------------

Double Achmed Seven, pay attention. This watch has forty-two functions. If you press this button, you explode. If you twist the dial, you explode. If you undo the clasp, you explode...

Posted by: Mohammed Q at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (RVcmP)

1032 >>OT but fourty years of my horse breeding program has just been validated big time.

Congratulations!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (/tuJf)

1033 Bartending is racist, they even made up the word "jigger".

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (YOhRS)

1034

Since everything is Rascist nowadays, the fried chicken gig might be a problem.

And that bullshit will remain a problem until there's some pushback against it. When we stop giving in to the psycho Progs, a lot of our societal problems will disappear.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (HaL55)

1035 What about the Old Spice commercial actor for the next 007?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (QLvwG)

1036 lol *lay* I meant lady.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (dUJdY)

1037 I could see hard core Leftists making Bond a Tranny

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (/rm4P)

1038 there's nothing worse that po white trash". she was a piece of work.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

Yeah but cut her a break, she was probably talking about bill clinton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (KpdD9)

1039 but she was pretty OK in Inception.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (ed8K1)


She was still her same insipid, annoying self, but Inception was a great movie so we put up with her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (lYlRK)

1040

She was tall and thin and had a French-sounding name, so I'm not sure what part of Africa she came from.


Baton Rouge?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (+rexn)

1041 Gov Northham has just released a statement saying xhe is transitioning and wishes to be given the full measure of respect due any member of the LGBQT community.

Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (7XCIG)

1042 Idris Elba could totally pull off Bond.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (jXrK7)
---
Phrasing.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (YOhRS)

1043 OT but fourty years of my horse breeding program has just been validated big time.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (hGRZY)

Can you elaborate?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (HVB7P)



Catherine the Great: Yes, please do.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:23 PM (SiINZ)

1044 She was tall and thin and had a French-sounding name, so I'm not sure what part of Africa she came from.



Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM (sdi6R)
Cote
D'ivoire? first guess, but there are plenty of other Francophone
countries in Africa. But that is without knowing the subject at all.

Posted by: Quint at February 01, 2019 09:23 PM (n13/j)

1045

She was tall and thin and had a French-sounding name, so I'm not sure what part of Africa she came from.


Ivory Coast?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:23 PM (+rexn)

1046 1017 ... " fourty years of my horse breeding program has just been validated big time."

Details, please. Good news is always welcome on the threads.

Posted by: JTB at February 01, 2019 09:23 PM (bmdz3)

1047 Can you imagine when supporting infanticide isnt the biggest scandal hes facing in the day?

From Weasel Zippers lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (KpdD9)

------------------------

Been talking about this since this afternoon here.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 01, 2019 09:23 PM (ffYR/)

1048 I mean, how can the word "jigger" not be racist?

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:23 PM (YOhRS)

1049 I think they should get Bruce Cambell to play old James Bond. He could bring the girdle he uses in Ash vs Evil Dead and do a Dick van Dyke English accent.

Blockbuster!

Posted by: Big V at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (sN665)

1050 She was no lady though. God.. I hadn't thought about her in years. Just a horrible person and I had the luck of running into her at least once a day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (dUJdY)

1051 Ivory Coast?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:23 PM (+rexn)
---
Sounds like a soap mixture.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (YOhRS)

1052 Since everything is Rascist nowadays, the fried chicken gig might be a problem.

And that bullshit will remain a problem until there's some pushback against it. When we stop giving in to the psycho Progs, a lot of our societal problems will disappear.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (HaL55)

Too many spineless pussies in this country. Ain't happening.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (HVB7P)

1053 1013 I always found it strange that African people were nothing like "African Americans".

It's a big place (some say a continent) and they don't mind being different from each other.

It's just here that every "African American" wants to be exactly like every other.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (jXrK7)

I tend to find that Real Africans HATE and I mean HATE African Americans, I think it has to do with the fact they find out they get free public schooling and they bitch about it. I had a classmate that told off some people about the Education system and he said he would have killed to go to any School in the US.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (xrfBo)

1054 OT but fourty years of my horse breeding program has just been validated big time.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (hGRZY)

Can you elaborate?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 01, 2019 09:21 PM (HVB7P)


If you could possibly arrange to have lightning flash behind you when you get to the part about "...those fancy-pants at the Society of Horseology had the nerve to laugh at my theories! WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?! AHAHAHAH!!!" that would be appreciated, thanks.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (t+qrx)

1055 1048 I mean, how can the word "jigger" not be racist?
Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:23 PM (YOhRS)

When it contains rum.

Wait, triangle trade. Hrm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (8tqf1)

1056 1022
Lots of African countries are francophone, but they are concentrated mostly in West Africa. (I'm assuming she is not North African. They speak French too but I would imagine Arab and Muslim names are more common there.)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:20 PM (9hauA)


Thanks, chique. I'm usually willing to serve as a guinea pig for medical students who are learning how to examine patients. They have to learn somehow.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

1057
She was tall and thin and had a French-sounding name, so I'm not sure what part of Africa she came from.




Ipanema?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (SiINZ)

1058 1041. LOL would not surprise me

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (5nv0U)

1059

Morocco?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:25 PM (+rexn)

1060 1039 She was still her same insipid, annoying self, but Inception was a great movie so we put up with her.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (lYlRK)


That's probably a better way to put it. But another angle is that she's more tolerable when in a subordinate position.

I used to really hate Bruce Willis, when all I knew of him was that smirking a-hole on Moonlighting. Then I saw Die Hard, and other movies where he was really being put through the ringer, instead of being on top of the world and smirking, and I liked him that way. Eventually, he lost that youthful arrogance, and I pretty much liked him in any role.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:25 PM (ed8K1)

1061 Country Boy , a 2 year old has just gone to a big time trainer and he says she's the best one of my bloodline that he has ever seen.



I told my customer, Shit. I wish he hated her so I could buy her back and keep her for my self.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 09:25 PM (hGRZY)

1062 Further proof that the GOP doesn't try very hard to win in some states. Or Gillespie should hunt down his oppo research team and strangle them.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 01, 2019 09:18 PM

They probably had it but it never occurred to them that it would effective or that they had a right to use it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 01, 2019 09:26 PM (zmIJL)

1063 What did you think about the DOJ IG report that came out the other day?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2019 09:14 PM
~~~~~

The one about the FBI contractors? Agree with you that it's likely Fusion GPS.

Now, just praying the DOJ actually does something about it. We've had lots of referrals, and I know these things take time, but it's so damn frustrating.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:26 PM (NtglE)

1064 Ben, you know we want to hear about your stud work.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:26 PM (dUJdY)

1065 I had a classmate that told off some people about the Education system and he said he would have killed to go to any School in the US.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

It's not a requirement, but it helps.

Posted by: LA Unified at February 01, 2019 09:26 PM (zIEJz)

1066 I tend to find that Real Africans HATE and I mean HATE African Americans, I think it has to do with the fact they find out they get free public schooling and they bitch about it. I had a classmate that told off some people about the Education system and he said he would have killed to go to any School in the US.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (xrfBo)


"I'm sorry but we just cannot work with Akata."

Guess that movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:26 PM (lYlRK)

1067
Mozambique?

That's gotta be french.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:27 PM (+rexn)

1068 Bartending is racist, they even made up the word "jigger".
Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (YOhRS)

Kid Rock and his bar is being sued by a black female bartender they fired. Racism being the allegation of course.

Kid Rock who has a mixed race son.

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:27 PM (2DOZq)

1069 1033 Bartending is racist, they even made up the word "jigger".
Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:22 PM (YOhRS)

https://tinyurl.com/y93x55et

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 09:27 PM (GBteo)

1070

I mean, how can the word "jigger" not be racist?

When you accurately describe a small whiskey glass. If you take that as a racist term, you're crazy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:27 PM (HaL55)

1071 Catherine the Great: Yes, please do.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:23 PM

I say thee neigh.

Posted by: Tired, creeped out horse at February 01, 2019 09:27 PM (zmIJL)

1072 1013 I always found it strange that African people were nothing like "African Americans".

It's a big place (some say a continent) and they don't mind being different from each other.

It's just here that every "African American" wants to be exactly like every other.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2019 09:19 PM (jXrK7)

Well, we are separated by thousands of miles and hundreds of years. And Africans are the majority in our countries and have loads of ethnic groups and thus cultures. It's natural to us. And we can be as tribalistic as the best of them.

But blacks here were stripped of their culture and identity, and they were marginalized, so it makes sense they would be their own community.

A mild example is that in grad school one I gravitated towards other international students - Persian, Indian, from the Caribbean - not just other Nigerians. We had something in common as people in a foreign land.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:27 PM (9hauA)

1073 I used to really hate Bruce Willis, when all I knew of him was that smirking a-hole on Moonlighting. Then I saw Die Hard, and other movies where he was really being put through the ringer, instead of being on top of the world and smirking, and I liked him that way. Eventually, he lost that youthful arrogance, and I pretty much liked him in any role.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:25 PM (ed8K1)
---
He impressed me as the wimp in Death Becomes Her.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:28 PM (YOhRS)

1074
A chigger is a bug.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:28 PM (+rexn)

1075 I tend to find that Real Africans HATE and I mean HATE African Americans, I think it has to do with the fact they find out they get free public schooling and they bitch about it. I had a classmate that told off some people about the Education system and he said he would have killed to go to any School in the US.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2019 09:24 PM (xrfBo)

We have quite a few African immigrants at our church. Just the greatest people you could ever meet. Some pretty cool names too.

Nearly all of the American blacks can go pound sand though for all I care.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 01, 2019 09:28 PM (HVB7P)

1076 I used to really hate Bruce Willis, when all I knew of him was that smirking a-hole on Moonlighting. Then I saw Die Hard, and other movies where he was really being put through the ringer, instead of being on top of the world and smirking, and I liked him that way. Eventually, he lost that youthful arrogance, and I pretty much liked him in any role.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:25 PM (ed8K1)


I just watched Lay The Favorite again, which is a fun movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:28 PM (lYlRK)

1077
I toyed with the idea last night of rewatching Unbreakable.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:29 PM (+rexn)

1078 I mean, how can the word "jigger" not be racist?
Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:23 PM (YOhRS)


Me too?

Posted by: Tigger at February 01, 2019 09:29 PM (T71PA)

1079 1074
A chigger is a bug.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:28 PM (+rexn)

Now that is one species that would bring universal cheering when it went on the extinction list.

We are never that lucky though. It is always things like Direwolves and long maned lions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:30 PM (8tqf1)

1080 I'm sorry but we just cannot work with Akata."

Guess that movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:26 PM (lYlRK)

LOL. I never heard the term until I moved here for college. I still never use it though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:30 PM (9hauA)

1081 I don't recall Tim kaines position on Brett kavanaugh but looks like he's saying the governor should "listen to the people and reflect how to proceed".

Quaint

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 01, 2019 09:30 PM (5nv0U)

1082 In a world where everything is racist, a Democrat never is.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2019 09:30 PM (ZxU8C)

1083 No desire to see the front end of the ONT so good night horde.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2019 09:30 PM (/rm4P)

1084 Country Boy , a 2 year old has just gone to a big time trainer and he says she's the best one of my bloodline that he has ever seen.



I told my customer, Shit. I wish he hated her so I could buy her back and keep her for my self.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 09:25 PM (hGRZY)

Awesome!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 01, 2019 09:30 PM (HVB7P)

1085 @1039: "She was still her same insipid, annoying self, but Inception was a great movie so we put up with her."

Yeah, despite her politics, I kinda wanted and tried to like her as an actress ever since Juno, but she's so obviously stuck playing herself in everything she does.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:30 PM (I/iGu)

1086 912
I fully expect that I will regret everything about knowing this woman.

I'm telling you brother. Car won't start, can she pick up the pizza and beer, bring a slut (overnight) bag. Frisk her gently for weapons.

Posted by: dartist at February 01, 2019 09:31 PM (K22Va)

1087 I always thought Pierce Bronson would make a perfect Bond when he was on TV.

I guess that's why I'm not a casting agent.

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:31 PM (2DOZq)

1088 1077
I toyed with the idea last night of rewatching Unbreakable.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:29 PM (+rexn)

It is a good movie. However, on rewatch, well there is a lot of emptiness in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:31 PM (8tqf1)

1089 Northam's dead. He just doesn't know it yet.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 08:44 PM (I/iGu)


A twist on a line in a song in Breaking Bad - excellent!!!

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2019 09:31 PM (AMIL/)

1090
Star Wars The Next Generation is on. It's the episode with Tasha Yar's sister.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:31 PM (+rexn)

1091 Well, we are separated by thousands of miles and hundreds of years. And Africans are the majority in our countries and have loads of ethnic groups and thus cultures. It's natural to us. And we can be as tribalistic as the best of them.

But blacks here were stripped of their culture and identity, and they were marginalized, so it makes sense they would be their own community.

A mild example is that in grad school one I gravitated towards other international students - Persian, Indian, from the Caribbean - not just other Nigerians. We had something in common as people in a foreign land.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:27 PM (9hauA)

Yes very Tribal, some of the staff at the Hospital (House Keeping) will refuse to work with a different or rival member of a tribe.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2019 09:31 PM (xrfBo)

1092 Ipanema?

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Rio - Ipanema is in Rio - as in South America - but the song is still pretty cool, right?

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2019 09:32 PM (32YRo)

1093 The Dems are really pimping Stacey Abrams, she will be doing a commercial during the Super Bowl.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2019 09:32 PM (hECVl)

1094 LOL. I never heard the term until I moved here for college. I still never use it though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:30 PM (9hauA)


The only time I ever heard it was in that movie - New Jack City - the African drug dealers are telling Wesley Snipes and his brother why they won't partner with them. Wesley gets pretty ticked off about the whole thing.

I never heard that term anywhere else.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:32 PM (lYlRK)

1095 I thought I was going to get laid.
I'd settle for a half-assed blow job.
I get The Friday Night Horde.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2019 09:32 PM (GBteo)

1096 They actually speak Portuguese in Mozambique, like in Angola, I believe.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:32 PM (9hauA)

1097 Ben Had, Major congratulations!!!

Posted by: JTB at February 01, 2019 09:32 PM (bmdz3)

1098 1087 I always thought Pierce Bronson would make a perfect Bond when he was on TV.

I guess that's why I'm not a casting agent.
Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:31 PM (2DOZq)

He had everything but the menace down pat. Goldeneye was actually very good, but after that the writing went to absolute hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:32 PM (8tqf1)

1099 Jewells, my stud is like finding a 750 carat diamond. He has 3 crosses to the most talented cowhorses the industry has ever know and he is the last horse alive that has that claim.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 09:33 PM (hGRZY)

1100 I always thought Pierce Bronson would make a perfect Bond when he was on TV.

I guess that's why I'm not a casting agent.

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:31 PM (2DOZq)



He should have made a good Bond. But his movies were awful

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:33 PM (SiINZ)

1101 Pop, it's a Nigerian term,specifically Yoruba, I believe.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:33 PM (9hauA)

1102 Now that is one species that would bring universal cheering when it went on the extinction list.

God yes.. they are horrible here in MO. I can't even sit outside during the summer unless I want to get eaten alive by those damn things.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:33 PM (dUJdY)

1103 I always thought Pierce Bronson would make a perfect Bond when he was on TV.

You wanted Pierce Brosnan.
You got Bronson Pinchot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

1104 Mozambique and Angola are both former Portuguese colonies.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2019 09:34 PM (xPl2J)

1105 1099 Jewells, my stud is like finding a 750 carat diamond. He has 3 crosses to the most talented cowhorses the industry has ever know and he is the last horse alive that has that claim.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 09:33 PM (hGRZY)

So, his choad is worth it's weight in gold?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:34 PM (8tqf1)

1106 1071 Catherine the Great: Yes, please do.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:23 PM

I say thee neigh.
Posted by: Tired, creeped out horse at February 01, 2019 09:27 PM (zmIJL)

****

Heh. This is why I love this place.

Oh and Bruce Willis? Yes the smirky young Willis was annoying but, well, that was supposed to be who that character was on Moonlighting. I really liked him in 12 Monkeys for straight-up dramatic acting roles. But there is really nothing that beats the sheer fun of watching the John McLane character through all his iterations in the Die Hard movies.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 01, 2019 09:34 PM (D7exD)

1107 Mozambique?

That's gotta be french.

Posted by: Soothsayer

French Guiana - gotta be French right? Still in South America though...almost like those Frenchies had a country for everything.

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2019 09:34 PM (32YRo)

1108 Ben Had.. that's great! Sorry for my lame joke.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:35 PM (dUJdY)

1109 You got Bronson Pinchot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:33 PM (oVJmc)


Didn't he have a psychotic episode or something?

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 01, 2019 09:35 PM (T71PA)

1110 Rio - Ipanema is in Rio - as in South America - but the song is still pretty cool, right?

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2019 09:32 PM (32YRo)


Yeah, I know but I was playing on the

"She was tall and thin and"

It reminded me of tall and tan and young and lovely

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:35 PM (SiINZ)

1111
Didn't he have a psychotic episode or something?
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 01, 2019 09:35 PM (T71PA)

What would be the clue?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:35 PM (8tqf1)

1112 Yeah, I know but I was playing on the

"She was tall and thin and"

It reminded me of tall and tan and young and lovely
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:35 PM (SiINZ)

Tall, cool woman in a black dress?

Posted by: The Hollies at February 01, 2019 09:36 PM (8tqf1)

1113 Didn't he have a psychotic episode or something?
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 01, 2019 09:35 PM (T71PA)

What would be the clue?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:35 PM (8tqf1)


heh

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 01, 2019 09:36 PM (T71PA)

1114 Aetius, yes it is because he is the end of a dynasty, When he is gone there are none to even come close to replacing him.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 09:37 PM (hGRZY)

1115 You can buy some Jigs at the Bass Pro Shops.

FYI.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 09:37 PM (WNAuL)

1116 1106 Oh and Bruce Willis? Yes the smirky young Willis was annoying but, well, that was supposed to be who that character was on Moonlighting. I really liked him in 12 Monkeys for straight-up dramatic acting roles. But there is really nothing that beats the sheer fun of watching the John McLane character through all his iterations in the Die Hard movies.
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 01, 2019 09:34 PM (D7exD)


Can't disagree with any of that, but calling his role in 12 Monkeys a "straight up dramatic acting role" is almost surreal, considering the bizarreness of the role, and the movie. Which I love, by the way.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:38 PM (ed8K1)

1117
Yes very Tribal, some of the staff at the Hospital (House Keeping) will refuse to work with a different or rival member of a tribe.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2019 09:31 PM (xrfBo

My parents were from 2 different ethnic groups, so I was blessed to miss out on tribalism when I was growing up. We had family friends from all over the country. It was only as I grew older that I realized people tended to socialize with their own kind at home (school was diverse, and we were all friends with except for the Northern Muslim clique).

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:38 PM (9hauA)

1118 He had everything but the menace down pat. Goldeneye was actually very good, but after that the writing went to absolute hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:32 PM (8tqf1)
---
I don't think Tomorrow Never Dies is that much worse than Goldeneye--but then the sharp dropoff.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:38 PM (YOhRS)

1119 You got Bronson Pinchot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

Didn't he have a psychotic episode or something?
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 01, 2019 09:35 PM (T71PA)M

He played a really good punchable character in True Romance.

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:38 PM (2DOZq)

1120
Ivory Coast?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
---
Sounds like a soap mixture.
Posted by: Axeman


Irish Spring was a riot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2019 09:38 PM (aKsyK)

1121 1114 Aetius, yes it is because he is the end of a dynasty, When he is gone there are none to even come close to replacing him.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2019 09:37 PM (hGRZY)

Honestly, I am trying to choose between several jokes occurring to me.

Congratulations though. Make sure he does not pull anything.


Posted by: The Hollies at February 01, 2019 09:38 PM (8tqf1)

1122 Ben Had, I hope you do a discussion on the Pet Thread tomorrow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 09:38 PM (f3oO4)

1123 You wanted Pierce Brosnan.

He was in this really weird movie where he was a hitman and he glommed onto this normal guy. I can't remember much about it but it was an okay movie. Kind of funny.

You got Bronson Pinchot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:33 PM (oVJmc)


The movie where he was the medium detective was pretty funny. WIth John Larroquette and ... I don't know. Second sight detective agency or something. It was good, mindless fun.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:39 PM (lYlRK)

1124 It reminded me of tall and tan and young and lovely

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Who made that song, though? Girl from Ipanema, I mean? Was it French?

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2019 09:39 PM (32YRo)

1125 I loved Bruce Willis in Moonlighting. I was a child then.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:39 PM (9hauA)

1126 Oh - and Northam? Stick a fork in him . . he's done. Turn him over . . . . and re-name him Southam. He is done to turn. Kaput, finished, velumpht,!

https://tinyurl.com/ybw3qcmn

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 01, 2019 09:39 PM (D7exD)

1127 During the 1983 Shuttle mission with the first NASA African-American astronaut to go into space, at NASA you couldn't go a day without hearing someone say, "The Jig is Up!"

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2019 09:39 PM (AMIL/)

1128 /Off, Bus Stop sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (8tqf1)

1129 I don't think Tomorrow Never Dies is that much worse than Goldeneye--but then the sharp dropoff.
Posted by: Axeman

But The World Is Not Enough had Denise Richards as a scientist. Are you telling me that wan't believable?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (zIEJz)

1130 This is rich.

Planned Parenthood is calling for Northam to resign.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (NtglE)

1131 Bruce Willis is just a big bald lump any more. He seems to sleepwalk through anything I see him in lately.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (oVJmc)

1132

He should have made a good Bond. But his movies were awful

Peak self-parody. Almost killed off that franchise for me. Didn't see another Bond film until Craig. I thought the remake of Casino Royal with him was very good.
I like the scene where he was getting the chip in his arm and he said "OW!" after getting the shit beat out of him previously without a word.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:41 PM (HaL55)

1133 Watching best sub titled movie ever right now. Apocalypto.

My father rest his soul would disagree and say Das Boot.

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:41 PM (2DOZq)

1134 I loved Bruce Willis in Moonlighting. I was a child then.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:39 PM (9hauA)
---
When I saw him in Moonlighting I knew pretty quick: this guy is leaving for the big screen pretty soon.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:41 PM (YOhRS)

1135 1129 But The World Is Not Enough had Denise Richards as a scientist. Are you telling me that wan't believable?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (zIEJz)


Scientists love getting plastic surgery. Look at Einstein. Do you think that was his real hair?

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:41 PM (ed8K1)

1136 Wait, which was the one with the beautiful french lady (Sophie Marceau?) Wasn't that ALSO the one with Denise Richards?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:41 PM (8tqf1)

1137 Planned Parenthood is calling for Northam to resign.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (NtglE)


When you've lost Planned Parenthood...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 09:42 PM (f3oO4)

1138 I don't think Tomorrow Never Dies is that much worse than Goldeneye--but then the sharp dropoff.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:38 PM (YOhRS)



It was probably the best of the Brosnan lot. Jonathan Pryce was good could have been better. The Bond girls in it were awful except for the cute Danish girl he was bedding at the beginning of the movie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:42 PM (SiINZ)

1139 Planned Parenthood is calling for Northam to resign.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (NtglE)

Seriously?? Wow.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:42 PM (dUJdY)

1140 I thought Willis was really good in 16 Blocks. Played a worn out drunk cop rather then a hero.

In the end he was the Hero because well he is Bruce Willis but he was convincing as a drunk.

Posted by: Big V at February 01, 2019 09:42 PM (sN665)

1141 He was in this really weird movie where he was a hitman and he glommed onto this normal guy. I can't remember much about it but it was an okay movie. Kind of funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

The Matador with Greg Kinnear.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 01, 2019 09:42 PM (zIEJz)

1142 My father rest his soul would disagree and say Das Boot.
Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:41 PM (2DOZq)


Your father was a scholar and a gentleman.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 01, 2019 09:43 PM (T71PA)

1143 1137 When you've lost Planned Parenthood...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 01, 2019 09:42 PM (f3oO4)


Go on.

Posted by: Millions of murdered babies at February 01, 2019 09:43 PM (ed8K1)

1144

During the 1983 Shuttle mission with the first NASA African-American
astronaut to go into space, at NASA you couldn't go a day without
hearing someone say, "The Jig is Up!"


She was Mae Jemison from Alabama. And I never heard that being said by anyone I knew or worked with. I watched her take off live from the causeway over by the launch pad. Very impressive to see.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:43 PM (HaL55)

1145
Okay, so I just learned "jig" is racist.

I do have to keep up.


We're gonna need you to come with us.

Posted by: DNC-Dog Whistle Task Force at February 01, 2019 09:43 PM (LL1Be)

1146 Planned Parenthood is calling for Northam to resign.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (NtglE)



Hey, you got blackface in my baby murder!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

1147 1130 This is rich.

Planned Parenthood is calling for Northam to resign.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (NtglE)

****

hahahhahahahhah.

"Ingrates!"

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (D7exD)

1148
Just a watched a vid on youtube that asked why black churches are silent on abortion.

The answer was: Because the "preachers" are getting their sermons directly from Democrat talking points.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (+rexn)

1149 Brosnan Bond was weird 'cause it was the mid-to-late-90s and they were competing with movies like Die Hard, Terminator 2, Mission Impossible, Jack Ryan films, etc. I think they went self-parody in large part 'cause they couldn't compete on budget and effects.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (I/iGu)

1150 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff "Coonman" Northam at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (UGqF8)

1151 Hey, you got blackface in my baby murder!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (oVJmc)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (lYlRK)

1152 This is rich.

Planned Parenthood is calling for Northam to resign.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (NtglE)


Why?

Not like he pulled the curtain back on them.
Everybody already knows Sanger.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (1g7ch)

1153

Oop, that was Ron McNair, wasn't it? Alcohol may have been involved in that one. Still never heard anyone say that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (HaL55)

1154 Wait, which was the one with the beautiful french lady (Sophie Marceau?) Wasn't that ALSO the one with Denise Richards?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

The World is Not Enough. Sophie (AKA Mrs. Ludwig) was the evil Bond girl, Richards the good one.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (zIEJz)

1155 But The World Is Not Enough had Denise Richards as a scientist. Are you telling me that wan't believable?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (zIEJz)

LOL. My sister still talks about it from time to time.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:45 PM (9hauA)

1156 Planned Parenthood is calling for Northam to resign.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (NtglE)


The Northam incident shed too much light on their true intentions.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 01, 2019 09:45 PM (T71PA)

1157 You know who ELSE refused to give up the governor's office?

Posted by: Tank Abrams at February 01, 2019 09:45 PM (LL1Be)

1158 Planned Parenthood is calling for Northam to resign.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (NtglE)

Seriously?? Wow.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2019 09:42 PM
~~~~~

Here's their statement:

https://twitter.com/FenitN/status/1091524547847831553

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:46 PM (NtglE)

1159
Seriously?? Wow.

He's a potential liability - people might start seeing the racism behind abortion.

Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2019 09:46 PM (7XCIG)

1160 Planned Parenthood is against me--but I won't let them de-fetus!!

Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 01, 2019 09:46 PM (YOhRS)

1161 Planned Parenthood is calling for Northam to resign.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (NtglE)



It was okay, even admirable when THIS GHOUL wanted to kill living babies, but the blackface is JUST A BRIDGE TOO FAR!!!

Dear God.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 01, 2019 09:46 PM (UGqF8)

1162 My father rest his soul would disagree and say Das Boot.
Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation


And I would disagree with both of you and raise Das Leben der Anderen.

(But Das Boot and Apocalypto are both excellent)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2019 09:46 PM (ykYG2)

1163 You know who ELSE refused to give up the governor's office?

Posted by: Tank Abrams at February 01, 2019 09:45 PM (LL1Be)
---
When the Reichstag burned?

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:47 PM (YOhRS)

1164 Planned Parenthood is calling for Northam to resign.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (NtglE)



Hey, you got blackface in my baby murder!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

That was awesome. That is my nominee for aos snark of the year.

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:47 PM (2DOZq)

1165 It was okay, even admirable when THIS GHOUL wanted to kill living babies, but the blackface is JUST A BRIDGE TOO FAR!!!

Dear God.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 01, 2019 09:46 PM (UGqF


Fukkin A. That says it all.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 01, 2019 09:47 PM (T71PA)

1166 He crossed a line with the Baby Murder Enthusiasts.
That's some twisted geometry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:47 PM (oVJmc)

1167 Who went and found that yearbook page of Gov. Grabd Dragon? I'm guessing it wasn't at gender studies major jornolist who even if they stumbled across it would have sent it down the memory hole.


Tip to jornolists: If you put effort into finding stories like this and reporting them and not faux hate crimes you wouldn't have to learn coding

Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2019 09:47 PM (NbRJx)

1168 1129:But The World Is Not Enough had Denise Richards as a scientist. Are you telling me that wan't believable?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable a



That's unfair. She was totally believable as a Nuklear Fizisist.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 09:48 PM (WNAuL)

1169 1153

Oop, that was Ron McNair, wasn't it? Alcohol may have been involved in that one. Still never heard anyone say that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:44 PM (HaL55)


Yeah, I never heard that either.

Posted by: rickl at February 01, 2019 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

1170 Oh - and to all those laid off journalists?

"Learn to code!" "Learn to suck c*cks in an interstate highway rest-stop bathroom for $5.00!"

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 01, 2019 09:48 PM (D7exD)

1171 She was Mae Jemison from Alabama. And I never heard that being said by anyone I knew or worked with. I watched her take off live from the causeway over by the launch pad. Very impressive to see.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:43 PM (HaL55)


It was Guion Bluford, and I stand by my statement about the "Jig is up" joke, at the Center where I worked.

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2019 09:48 PM (AMIL/)

1172 @1130: "Planned Parenthood is calling for Northam to resign."

PPFA should have backed into the hedge all Simpsons GIF style. Sometimes it's best to just keep quiet and not remind everyone that we were arguing about infanticide not blackface just 24 hours ago.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:48 PM (I/iGu)

1173

Nucular Fizzies. Yep, that's what DR had.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:49 PM (HaL55)

1174 Watching best sub titled movie ever right now. Apocalypto.

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:41 PM (2DOZq)


Apocalypto is a great movie. And one of the best parts is at the end when they see the Spanish ships off the shore and you think, "Thank G-d someone is finally coming to take these despicable animals out."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:49 PM (lYlRK)

1175 That's some twisted geometry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:47 PM (oVJmc)
---
And the stars are almost right...

Posted by: Great Cthulhu at February 01, 2019 09:49 PM (YOhRS)

1176 Oh - and to all those laid off journalists?

"Learn to code!" "Learn to suck c*cks in an interstate highway rest-stop bathroom for $5.00!"
Posted by: Publius Redux

You can do both.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 01, 2019 09:49 PM (zIEJz)

1177 Did not Tom Hanks also wear black face in a fund raiser for his kids school?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2019 09:50 PM (KpdD9)

1178 @1168: "She was totally believable as a Nuklear Fizisist."

Slightly more believable than Alan Cumming as a Russian hacker named Boris in GoldenEye.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:50 PM (I/iGu)

1179 Serious question. On the Little Rascals, was Stimey a boy or a girl?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Governor Northam at February 01, 2019 09:51 PM (zHJYZ)

1180 He crossed a line with the Baby Murder Enthusiasts.
That's some twisted geometry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:47 PM (oVJmc)



Their like an Einsatzgruppen member balking at shooting a five year-old in the head after murdering an entire village full of innocents. OH, NOW YOU HAVE SCRUPLES?

Holy shit, Planned Parenthood, that ship sailed a long time ago.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 01, 2019 09:51 PM (UGqF8)

1181 But The World Is Not Enough had Denise Richards as a scientist. Are you telling me that wan't believable?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 01, 2019 09:40 PM (zIEJz)

OK, so I guess I'm a scientist kind of, whatever. I have a friend who used to be a coworker and she is absolutely gorgeous, like seriously a head turner and also one of the sweetest people I know. And smart too (engineering PhD like me but also kind of scientist-y now).

So it could happen.

But if I can recall correctly, the issue with Ms Richards was the vibe of airheadery.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:51 PM (9hauA)

1182 1176 Oh - and to all those laid off journalists?

"Learn to code!" "Learn to suck c*cks in an interstate highway rest-stop bathroom for $5.00!"
Posted by: Publius Redux

You can do both.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at February 01, 2019 09:49 PM (zIEJz)

****

Well played sir.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 01, 2019 09:51 PM (D7exD)

1183 I like this tweet:
---
@CharlesFLehman
Ralph Northam will now be kept comfortable while a discussion ensues.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:52 PM (YOhRS)

1184 How about Farina? A boy or a girl?

Posted by: Governor Northam at February 01, 2019 09:52 PM (zHJYZ)

1185

I watched Quantum Solace and it was garbage.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:52 PM (+rexn)

1186 It was okay, even admirable when THIS GHOUL wanted to kill living babies, but the blackface is JUST A BRIDGE TOO FAR!!!



Dear God.


Despite what the Left would have us believe, there are far worse things than "racism".

Posted by: mikeyG at February 01, 2019 09:52 PM (LL1Be)

1187 Black face racist non-murderer >> PP.

By leaps and bounds.

Northam is like PP, just with extra blackface thrown in.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 09:53 PM (9hauA)

1188 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2019 09:46 PM (ykYG2)

The Lives of Others is in the top three.

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:53 PM (2DOZq)

1189 So will there be a new election if the baby killer resigns?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2019 09:53 PM (KpdD9)

1190 @1181: "But if I can recall correctly, the issue with Ms Richards was the vibe of airheadery."

Well, umm, her role in Starship Troopers didn't give off a "serious thoughtful thespian" vibe, but maybe that's just me.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:53 PM (I/iGu)

1191 1178 @1168: "She was totally believable as a Nuklear Fizisist."

Slightly more believable than Alan Cumming as a Russian hacker named Boris in GoldenEye.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:50 PM (I/iGu)


Hollywood so often seems to believe that you can put a lot of different people in any role, when the reality is that some movies should not be made if you can't find suitable people for key roles. Actors are impressive, but rarely can play a smart person if they are not smart. The first Iron Man worked only because Robert Downey Jr is one of the few in Hollywood who can play a really really smart person.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:53 PM (ed8K1)

1192 I watched Quantum Solace and it was garbage.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:52 PM (+rexn)



The first 10 minutes where it picked up from Casino Royale were good. It fell off a cliff after that. Boring as hell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 09:53 PM (SiINZ)

1193 Holy shit, this is past 1k.

"Life comes at you fast..."

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at February 01, 2019 09:53 PM (lLeln)

1194 After Elizabeth Shue's totally laughable portrayal of a nuclear physicist in The Saint (which was embarrassing to watch, really) I'm sure that Denise Richards was 1000 times more believable in that role. And 1000 times hotter, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:54 PM (lYlRK)

1195 Well, umm, her role in Starship Troopers didn't give off a "serious thoughtful thespian" vibe, but maybe that's just me.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:53 PM (I/iGu)

The redhead is the one who should have lived. No contest honestly. Johnny Rico was a simp.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:55 PM (8tqf1)

1196 Well, umm, her role in Starship Troopers didn't give off a "serious thoughtful thespian" vibe, but maybe that's just me.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

I liked the other girl in Starship Troopers. She showed the goods.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 01, 2019 09:55 PM (zIEJz)

1197 everybody was a doofus cheeseball on Starship Poopers except for Ironside, who was playing Ironside.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2019 09:55 PM (ykYG2)

1198 1190 @1181: "But if I can recall correctly, the issue with Ms Richards was the vibe of airheadery."

Well, umm, her role in Starship Troopers didn't give off a "serious thoughtful thespian" vibe, but maybe that's just me.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:53 PM (I/iGu)


She wasn't even plausible as a student, let alone a spaceship pilot. Unlike most people, I like the movie, but well-cast it ain't.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:55 PM (ed8K1)

1199 1200 coming soon...

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:55 PM (YOhRS)

1200 PP really doesn't want to bring the idea of racism into consideration of their work.

REALLY doesn't.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 09:55 PM (oVJmc)

1201

The first 10 minutes where it picked up from Casino Royale were good. It fell off a cliff after that. Boring as hell

Agreed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (HaL55)

1202 anyway Tara Reid is best scientista

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (ykYG2)

1203 Is it possible to sue Liberal politicians for referring to "Trump Supporters" as racists? I'm sick of being labeled something I am not. Would a class action law suit be possible?

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (Z0huu)

1204 "@CharlesFLehman

Ralph Northam will now be kept comfortable while a discussion ensues.





Posted by: Axeman"

LOL! That wins the internet for the day.

Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (NbRJx)

1205 Gonna confess last Bond movie I saw was Never Say Never Again.

That was also around the time of the last comic movie I saw in theaters.

Both movies had Kim Bassinger in them. I recall she was smoking hot and had a bit of an airhead vibe to her.

Posted by: Big V at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (sN665)

1206 Wow


@MattWolking

Both
@timkaine
and
@MarkWarner
have released statements standing by Ralph Northam

Posted by: Ha at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (MAstk)

1207 @1185: "I watched Quantum Solace and it was garbage."

Quantum of Solace was a victim of the Hollywood writers strike. They literally half-finished the script a few hours before the strike began. Daniel Craig and the director ended up doing most of the necessary rewrites themselves.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (I/iGu)

1208 1185

I watched Quantum Solace and it was garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer



The only thing I remember about it is the smoking hot Olga Kurylenko.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (WNAuL)

1209 1185 I watched Quantum Solace and it was garbage.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 09:52 PM (+rexn)


Read the short story it shares a title with sometime. Haven't seen the movie, but the short story is not something you would film, certainly not as a Bond movie.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:57 PM (ed8K1)

1210 Well, umm, her role in Starship Troopers didn't give off a "serious thoughtful thespian" vibe, but maybe that's just me.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:53 PM (I/iGu)

She wasn't even plausible as a student, let alone a spaceship pilot. Unlike most people, I like the movie, but well-cast it ain't.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 09:55 PM (ed8K1)


The movie would have been much, much better if Denise Richards had been in the shower scene.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:57 PM (lYlRK)

1211

I liked the other girl in Starship Troopers. She showed the goods.

I misread that as "She showered the goods."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 01, 2019 09:57 PM (HaL55)

1212 Both
@timkaine
and
@MarkWarner
have released statements standing by Ralph Northam
Posted by: Ha at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (MAstk)

That makes things more interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:57 PM (8tqf1)

1213 The GOP, nationwide, should jump and pounce and pounce and jump all over this.

Posted by: Gigantor at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (vV7K1)
---
Don't forget to seize some of the time...

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:58 PM (YOhRS)

1214 Both

timkaine

and

MarkWarner

have released statements standing by Ralph Northam



[x] Real[x] Spectacular

Posted by: mikeyG at February 01, 2019 09:58 PM (LL1Be)

1215 anyway Tara Reid is best scientista
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Paris Hilton could play a believable climatologist: "That's hot"

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 01, 2019 09:58 PM (zIEJz)

1216 The only thing I remember about it is the smoking hot Olga Kurylenko.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (WNAuL)

Wasn't whatshername from Castle in Quantum?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 09:58 PM (8tqf1)

1217 Well, umm, her role in Starship Troopers didn't give off a "serious thoughtful thespian" vibe, but maybe that's just me.
Watch the deleted scene nn the DVD where Johnie feels up one of her knockers and you gain more understanding of why she was cast in the role.

Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2019 09:58 PM (7XCIG)

1218 @1198: "I like the movie, but well-cast it ain't."

Or maybe perfectly cast in its own special way!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:58 PM (I/iGu)

1219 I liked all the Craig Bond films...but that's me.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 09:59 PM (YOhRS)

1220 The only thing I remember about it is the smoking hot Olga Kurylenko.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 09:56 PM (WNAuL)M

Reminds me. Am I the only one who liked Hitman?

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:59 PM (2DOZq)

1221 Or maybe perfectly cast in its own special way!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:58 PM (I/iGu)

Michael Ironside was great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 10:00 PM (8tqf1)

1222 1198 1190 @1181: "But if I can recall correctly, the issue with Ms Richards was the vibe of airheadery."

Well, umm, her role in Starship Troopers didn't give off a "serious thoughtful thespian" vibe, but maybe that's just me.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:53 PM (I/iGu)

She wasn't even plausible as a student, let alone a spaceship pilot. Unlike most people, I like the movie, but well-cast it ain't.
Posted by: Splunge



Michael Ironside was in it and he's a fantastic character actor. But yeah, your overall point is correct.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 10:00 PM (WNAuL)

1223 1221
Or maybe perfectly cast in its own special way!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 01, 2019 09:58 PM (I/iGu)


Guest starring SMOD, as himself.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2019 10:01 PM (+u66i)

1224 Lt Gov who would replace Northam used to work for PP.

Posted by: Ha at February 01, 2019 10:01 PM (MAstk)

1225 Reminds me. Am I the only one who liked Hitman?

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 09:59 PM (2DOZq)
---
With Oliphant?

I've been trying to find that movie, saw enough to intrigue me.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 10:01 PM (YOhRS)

1226 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2019 10:01 PM (8tqf1)

1227 1220: No, I liked that silly dumb movie and I say that affectionately. Really, I liked Hitman.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 10:01 PM (WNAuL)

1228 1214
Both


timkaine


and


MarkWarner


have released statements standing by Ralph Northam


[x] Real[x] Spectacular


Posted by: mikeyG at February 01, 2019 09:58 PM (LL1Be)

Let's see how their amulets of whiteness hold up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 01, 2019 10:01 PM (t6MX/)

1229 1222 Michael Ironside was in it and he's a fantastic character actor. But yeah, your overall point is correct.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 10:00 PM (WNAuL)


If that is the teacher dude, then yes, a thousand times yes. I was actually about to post that he was the exception. He could have played the teacher perfectly, had someone made a movie actually based on Robert Heinlein's book.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 10:01 PM (ed8K1)

1230 After Elizabeth Shue's totally laughable portrayal of a nuclear physicist in The Saint (which was embarrassing to watch, really) I'm sure that Denise Richards was 1000 times more believable in that role. And 1000 times hotter, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 09:54 PM (lYlRK)



I watched about 10 minutes of that Saint movie the other night. First time I saw any of it. They didn't have a clue about the Simon Templar character. Roger Moore was the best

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 10:02 PM (SiINZ)

1231 Michael Ironside was in it and he's a fantastic character actor. But yeah, your overall point is correct.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2019 10:00 PM (WNAuL)
---
The ultimate guy to play Darkseid, in my book--but probably too old.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 10:02 PM (YOhRS)

1232 1224
Lt Gov who would replace Northam used to work for PP.


Has anyone checked to see if he's REALLY black?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 10:02 PM (oVJmc)

1233

nnoikjdood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 01, 2019 10:02 PM (+rexn)

1234 With Oliphant?

I've been trying to find that movie, saw enough to intrigue me.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 10:01 PM (YOhRS)


I wasn't taken much with Hitman.

Olyphant's best work was in The Girl Next Door ... sort of a Risky Business remake.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 01, 2019 10:02 PM (lYlRK)

1235 And then there way Major Doogie Hauser : Gay Bug Psychic

Posted by: mikeyG at February 01, 2019 10:03 PM (LL1Be)

1236 Bruce Willis is just a big bald lump any more. He seems to sleepwalk through anything I see him in lately.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

It's a shame - he gave a shit in Die Hard and even in Sixth Sense. I thought Unbreakable was okay but not great.

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2019 10:03 PM (32YRo)

1237 1235 And then there way Major Doogie Hauser : Gay Bug Psychic
Posted by: mikeyG at February 01, 2019 10:03 PM (LL1Be)


Right, exactly. A very talented guy, who can be awesome in the right role ("Dr. Horrible" as an example). And he was just awkwardly wrong through the whole thing, but especially after he acquired that SS coat.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 10:04 PM (ed8K1)

1238 Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 10:01 PM (YOhRS)

Yes. This is where Rotten Tomatoes critics give it 15% and audience 67%. If critics hate it, I seem to like it.

Posted by: Can't Resist Temptation at February 01, 2019 10:05 PM (2DOZq)

1239 watched about 10 minutes of that Saint movie the other night. First time I saw any of it. They didn't have a clue about the Simon Templar character. Roger Moore was the best
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2019 10:02 PM (SiINZ)

There was one made recently. To say the creators were clueless was an understatement.

And yeah, Moore was good. I wish I could find more episodes of the show.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 01, 2019 10:05 PM (9hauA)

1240 LAST!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 01, 2019 10:05 PM (FXbwN)

1241 Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?--Nip

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 01, 2019 10:06 PM (Ndje9)

1242 You know a wild movie that is completely retarded and makes no sense but to a guy, okay a guy that had more than a few belts of scotch in him, was sooo awesome...was Shoot 'Em Up!

No, really...

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2019 10:07 PM (32YRo)

1243 And yeah, Moore was good. I wish I could find more episodes of the show.

One of our broadcast channels shows it, along with Danger Man and The Avengers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 01, 2019 10:07 PM (oVJmc)

1244 I would comment, but I would just be willowed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2019 10:11 PM (EZebt)

1245 My wife and I love the Transporter movies--so much we watched the series.

Chris Vance is no Statham, but it still was good for a binge.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 10:11 PM (YOhRS)

1246 1244 I would comment, but I would just be willowed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2019 10:11 PM (EZebt)


A dead thread is pure freedom. You can make bad comments. Useless comments. Like this one.

Posted by: Splunge at February 01, 2019 10:12 PM (ed8K1)

1247 ONT is nood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

At 1245 plus posts - this is the ONT

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2019 10:12 PM (32YRo)

1248 I would comment, but I would just be willowed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2019 10:11 PM (EZebt)
---
Bah!

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2019 10:13 PM (YOhRS)

1249 I think Northam is done. The Donks are going to jettison him, now that video of him refusing to shake hands with a black guy at the end of that debate has been shown again (apparently that bit of sore loser-ism or dick-ish behavior went unremarked when it initially happened).

Couldn't happen to a more deserving Moloch worshiper. These Donks need to be made to feel pain; your rules a$$hole, enjoy having your life destroyed.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 01, 2019 10:13 PM (5Yee7)

1250
timkaine

and

MarkWarner

have released statements standing by Ralph Northam


[x] Real[x] Spectacular
Posted by: mikeyG at February 01, 2019 09:58 PM (LL1Be)

****

heh.

Not . . . enough . . . popcorn . . . in the world.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 01, 2019 10:14 PM (D7exD)

1251 A dead thread is pure freedom. You can make bad comments. Useless comments. Like this one.

Posted by: Splunge

It's like therapy or self help - its just for you...no one will ever know if I spill this red wine on the white, white fur carpet...

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2019 10:15 PM (32YRo)

1252 Byrd

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2019 10:32 PM (1g7ch)

1253 re: Northam.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2019 11:53 PM (5dqAY)

1254 Re: Northam

I know that the Gillespie campaign was almost criminally incompetent in not getting this information out there first, when it mattered.

That being said, there is a nonzero chance of a reporter in the MSM, having discovered that information about Northam earlier, sitting on it to ensure that Gillespie lost that race.

It say something about the state of the media that there is, indeed, a nonzero chance of that happening, rather than a zero chance.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2019 11:57 PM (5dqAY)

1255
TEST

Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2019 02:44 AM (mpXpK)

1256 If I was Ed Gillespie I'd be losing sleep right now. Who the hell did his campaign use for oppo research?

Posted by: deusexmachina05 at February 02, 2019 06:41 AM (jJb7N)

1257 Oh NOWWWW Jen Rubin opposes Northam.
Sorry slutty Fake Conservative cuck, you can't undo being a whore of the Left.

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