Gillette Parody Ad Slams Media and Left for Covington Lies

Does the media understand that America is seeing this stuff, and knows that it's real, and they know that the media is deliberately suppressing it to save their precious narrative?

Does the media not understand that they can't suppress stuff that everyone is viewing, and that the only thing they're achieving is confirming that they are paid partisan liars?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:30 PM




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1 Hmmm, worth the personal bandwidth to click?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:29 PM (DwZvw)

2 Foist?

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 08:29 PM (ffYR/)

3 Nope.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 08:29 PM (ffYR/)

4 Willowed:
Five officers shot in Houston.

Live stream (presser about to happen): https://abc13.com/live/

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 08:31 PM (OMsf+)

5 Lying liars that lie!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 28, 2019 08:31 PM (f3oO4)

6 Hmmm, worth the personal bandwidth to click? "

Meh.

Got a few funny moments, tho

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 08:31 PM (6qErC)

7 "Does the media not understand that they can't suppress stuff that everyone is viewing, and that the only thing they're achieving is confirming that they are paid partisan liars?"


They can and do suppress what people watch and hear about- their power is just not absolute. That is what they would like to change.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:31 PM (DwZvw)

8 Does the media understand that America is seeing this stuff, and knows that it's real, and they know that the media is deliberately suppressing it to save their precious narrative?

No, they do not.

Does the media not understand that they can't suppress stuff that everyone is viewing, and that the only thing they're achieving is confirming that they are paid partisan liars?

Yes, they do not understand that.

To grasp either one would entail a long look at something they cannot face.

Kind of like Cross-Spitter Frankovich. They just KNOW that are not what they are.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 08:31 PM (VaN/j)

9 MS13?

Posted by: DXO at January 28, 2019 08:32 PM (nzKWW)

10

This parody made me angry rather than amused me.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 28, 2019 08:32 PM (EFGE6)

11 Boy Howdy, Horde!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 28, 2019 08:32 PM (2sCft)

12 Lying cocksuckers sucking cocks and telling lies. Business as usual.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

13 MS13?

Posted by: DXO at January 28, 2019 08:32 PM (nzKWW)

No word yet.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 08:33 PM (OMsf+)

14 Officers shot while serving a narcotics warrant.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 08:33 PM (OMsf+)

15 12 Lying cocksuckers sucking cocks and telling lies. Business as usual.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

'Lying Cocksuckers, sucking cocks and telling lies' was Stewart Smalley's first, more honest, book title.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:33 PM (DwZvw)

16 Dollar Shave Club

Toxic Masculinity delivered monthly.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 08:34 PM (LL1Be)

17 When the civil war begins, the CNN building will be the first razed to the ground.

Well maybe NBC first, depends on how many Cracker Barrels are on the way there.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 08:34 PM (+dsLj)

18 9 MS13?
Posted by: DXO at January 28, 2019 08:32 PM (nzKWW)

Toxic masculinity!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

19 This parody made me angry rather than amused me.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 28, 2019 08:32 PM (EFGE6)


So you obviously thought about the long term implications of what you were seeing instead of merely laughing at the twisted warped parody!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 28, 2019 08:34 PM (f3oO4)

20 Everyone needs to read the Tribe thing in the sidebar.

Stupid, insane, and drunk is no way to end your life, idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 08:34 PM (Nk/qh)

21 No, they do not understand or if they do they a deep in denial, way over their heads.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at January 28, 2019 08:34 PM (qZdIZ)

22
1927 Chevrolet under water since 1928.

https://youtu.be/qHAizgvdQIE?t=2m6s

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 28, 2019 08:34 PM (EFGE6)

23 I like the earlier parody more:

"Look how woke this guy is. He's probably gay"

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 08:34 PM (+dsLj)

24 16 Dollar Shave Club

Toxic Masculinity delivered monthly.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 08:34 PM (LL1Be)

Think I am going back to safety razor. I have a couple good ones. Just need to get all the accouterments.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:35 PM (DwZvw)

25 Peeing standing is racist. In fact is aggressive.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 28, 2019 08:35 PM (pw+jk)

26 Does the media care?

Posted by: qixlqatl at January 28, 2019 08:35 PM (b4mZb)

27 "♫ The razor for men who shave their vaginas/the razor for men who pee sitting down ♪"

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

28
When the civil war begins, the CNN building will be the first razed to the ground.



It's only a couple of hundred yards from the Atlanta Federal Center.

And Mercedes Benz stadium.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 08:35 PM (LL1Be)

29
and the Ray Liotta Chantix parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d--UiOSAuio

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 28, 2019 08:36 PM (EFGE6)

30 I wish it were true that America is seeing this stuff. But I don't think it's so, Ace. I think only a fraction of America is seeing it.

My old man must watch 5 or 6 hours of news every day, but it's all MSM. And usually he's surfing HuffPo and the like on the web.

Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 08:36 PM (786Ro)

31 Sure, they know, but it's their job. It's up to Silicon Valley to shut down all the side channels.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2019 08:36 PM (T7bPb)

32 Speaking of stupid advertising, I just now saw a ridiculous Wells Fargo ad where someone mortgages a home after being psychically commanded by their dog to get her a better house.

Is the "Son of Sam" method of banking? Do you buy the home first, and then hunt young people with a large-caliber revolver? Or do you start with the slaying, to qualify for the loan?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2019 08:36 PM (5aX2M)

33 Damn, Houstonians. Sorry about that idiot mayor you've got there.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 08:37 PM (OMsf+)

34 Good job Stevo.

Posted by: Travelin' Man&&&& at January 28, 2019 08:37 PM (R5lpX)

35 THEY DON'T CARE

Seriously they have a business model that is almost independent of customer satisfaction.

Posted by: MAGA at January 28, 2019 08:37 PM (v5a7s)

36 They are more clueless than I dared to hope.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2019 08:37 PM (uxAak)

37 MS13?

Posted by: DXO at January 28, 2019 08:32 PM (nzKWW)

For a fee, I bet MS13 would make MAGA hats their thing.

Posted by: Miklos, sharpening the contradictions at January 28, 2019 08:37 PM (zCyNd)

38 Does the media not understand that they can't suppress stuff that everyone is viewing

They do understand, because they count on GoogleFacebookTwitterAppleAmazon to do the suppressing.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 08:38 PM (ykYG2)

39 27 "The razor for men who shave their vaginas/the razor for men who pee sitting down"
Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

I thought that was the funniest part.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

40 32 Speaking of stupid advertising, I just now saw a ridiculous Wells Fargo ad where someone mortgages a home after being psychically commanded by their dog to get her a better house.

Is the "Son of Sam" method of banking? Do you buy the home first, and then hunt young people with a large-caliber revolver? Or do you start with the slaying, to qualify for the loan?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2019 08:36 PM (5aX2M)

You wave the .44 around in the bank to get them to give you loan.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

41 17 When the civil war begins, the CNN building will be the first razed to the ground.

Well maybe NBC first, depends on how many Cracker Barrels are on the way there.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 08:34 PM (+dsLj)


Bad idea. Don't get rid of our best recruiters.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 08:39 PM (VaN/j)

42 We the overworked, underpaid teachers of America have developed a new program to combat toxic masculinity called: Shelter In Place Prevent Extremism with Nonviolent Intervention Systems. We encourage our teachers to SIP PENIS on a regular basis. We have also had tremendous success ending experts into public schools to teach young boys to SIP PENIS.

Posted by: National Education Association at January 28, 2019 08:39 PM (zIEJz)

43 My old man must watch 5 or 6 hours of news every day, but it's all MSM. And usually he's surfing HuffPo and the like on the web.

**************

I kinda get that though, as I only read news that reinforces my point of view.

Which is ok, since my point of view is the only correct one.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 08:40 PM (+dsLj)

44 I am Barack Sitzpisser, and I approve this message.

Posted by: Hawaiin pondering eating poi and dog at January 28, 2019 08:40 PM (zCyNd)

45 HPD Chief:
- About 18 officers raiding drug house.

- Four officers were hit by gunfire. One other injured in the course of the incident, but the nature of the injury not discussed.


- Two officers in surgery; two are ambulatory.

- Not sure if one or two suspects fired on officers.

- Two suspects are both room temperature.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 08:41 PM (OMsf+)

46 They are all going Bagdad Bob, aren't they?

Someone should take a Bagdad Bob press conference video and give it the Downfall treatment.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 28, 2019 08:41 PM (di1hb)

47
Smirking kids in MAGA hats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 08:42 PM (LsBY9)

48 Well maybe NBC first, depends on how many Cracker Barrels are on the way there.

Bad idea. Don't get rid of our best recruiters.

**************

Wouldn't dream of it, but it's bad to fight on an empty stomach.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 08:42 PM (+dsLj)

49 The media understands nothing, ace. They want what they want and they will, by God, have it by any means necessary. They deserve everything and no one, not one fucking person, should be allowed to interfere. They got Barky oblabo elected and that made them think they were almighty gods. Then Hillary lost. Even with their lies and obfuscation, their precious lost. It couldn't be because we the people were on to their scam. It couldn't be because we hated Hillary. IT HAD TO BE TRUMPS FAULT. And now they are certain, 100 percent sure, that if they lie harder and obfuscate better, they will get what they want in spite of us deplorable, ignorant unpeople.
I have been saying this since 2008, the media is the biggest enemy of the people And the country. It must be destroyed.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 28, 2019 08:42 PM (myjNJ)

50 Breaking the OT rule, but possible 'Cure for Cancer' is worth a click:

Via Instapundit:
https://tinyurl.com/y9nxjvfx

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:43 PM (DwZvw)

51 Peeing standing is racist. In fact is aggressive.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 28, 2019 08:35 PM (pw+jk)

It oppresses toilets and flaunts hegemonic, toxic masculinity!

Urinals Marginalize Wymxn!

Posted by: Fymxnyst Toilet Justice Warrior at January 28, 2019 08:43 PM (tVQUs)

52 17 When the civil war begins, the CNN building will be the first razed to the ground.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 08:34 PM (+dsLj)


That might even be the signal for the start. Lord knows they are sorely trying our patience.

Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2019 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

53 I bet that smirking kid boofed at the Indian.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2019 08:44 PM (/tuJf)

54 When the civil war begins, the CNN building will be the first razed to the ground.

Well maybe NBC first, depends on how many Cracker Barrels are on the way there.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen


Why bother?

Within two days it will be filled with unflushable toilets, no HVAC, dead bodies, and the last of the 'rethithance~!' trying to find gum to eat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 08:44 PM (ZejZP)

55 Wouldn't dream of it, but it's bad to fight on an empty stomach.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 08:42 PM (+dsLj)

An army marches on its stomach. Preferably with Chicken and Dumplings.

Posted by: Miklos Bonaparte at January 28, 2019 08:44 PM (zCyNd)

56 re: Urinals

I thought the old school, middle wall to floor urinals were a thing of the past, but found one in a Shell station last week.

I always liked those.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:44 PM (DwZvw)

57 An army marches on its stomach. Preferably with Chicken and Dumplings.
Posted by: Miklos Bonaparte at January 28, 2019 08:44 PM (zCyNd)

Country Fried Steak is the best Tactical food.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:45 PM (DwZvw)

58 Toxic Drummers R A'Coming...Katie Bang the door.

Savanah G needs to apology for toxic stupidity...still on DUTY..of course Good Moaning America pays her big buck for this shit..WHY?

Posted by: saf at January 28, 2019 08:46 PM (5IHGB)

59 And who listens to pets about financial decisions anyway?

I mean, when Luna told me to invest in a deep-sea fishing rig because "fresh tuna," I told her "listen cat, that's a lot of scratch, and I'm taking a hard pass. You'll have to live with the canned stuff."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2019 08:46 PM (5aX2M)

60 Truth be told, women can pee standing up. So there you he-men!

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2019 08:46 PM (Y4EXg)

61 Lots and lots of stupid people out there that the lame stream media feeds....

The same people that voted for Barack Mugabe twice and the FAB once are out there and they get dumber by the day and they vote early and often.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 28, 2019 08:46 PM (Z+IKu)

62 Last weekend's Greg Gutfeld had what I thought was perhaps even better.


It was Savannah Guthrie interviewing both the Kid and the Chief.




Gutfeld took the first 3 or 4 questions she asked each one of them, and then interspersed the film to show them back to back.


He did nothing else. It was pure Savannah, asking each one her questions in order to each one.


SG to Kid: Do you feel like you should apologize?

SG to Chief: How are you feeling today after everything you've suffered?

Really it was this tainted.


After it was over and the audience calmed down from laughing and hollering, he said something like "and this should be played in all Journalism classes for a generation, to show exactly what media bias is all about," or some such thing.


Do yourself a favor and go find it, probably on FoxNews.com, it was in the earlier part of the show.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 08:46 PM (sy5kK)

63 I bet that smirking kid boofed at the Indian.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2019 08:44 PM (/tuJf)

++++
Was that before or after the gang rape at the Right to Life march?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 28, 2019 08:46 PM (2sCft)

64
Sylvester Turner makes George W. Bush sound like Churchill. Authentic urban gibberish.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 08:47 PM (LsBY9)

65 @24 Atieus .

I already went back to a safety razor. The blades are so darn cheap. If you're careful they shave just as well without cuts.

I even went to the shaving soap in a mug.

Thanks Gillette for pissing me off enough to do it. Saving money while pissing on smarmy companies, it doen;t get any better than that.

I need to take a PHOTO of the gillette razors in the garbage and my new setup and email it to the company. heh.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 28, 2019 08:47 PM (cCxiu)

66 An army marches on its stomach. Preferably with Chicken and Dumplings.
Posted by: Miklos Bonaparte

I thought the Deff Skwads march on Chick-Fil-A.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2019 08:47 PM (zIEJz)

67 Houston PD Chief is pissed at the media, both for dumbass questions and for already showing up at officers' houses.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 08:47 PM (OMsf+)

68 re: Urinals

I thought the old school, middle wall to floor urinals were a thing of the past, but found one in a Shell station last week.

I always liked those.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:44 PM (DwZvw)


I like the ones that are higher up on the wall and instead of flushing, there are two faucets. One's even got hot water!

Sometimes they have mirrors, which is nice.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 08:47 PM (t+qrx)

69 I wish it were true that America is seeing this stuff. But I don't think it's so, Ace. I think only a fraction of America is seeing it.

My old man must watch 5 or 6 hours of news every day, but it's all MSM. And usually he's surfing HuffPo and the like on the web.

Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 08:36 PM (786Ro)
******************
Start showing him J.J.'s Morning Report and other conservative links. There are also plenty of great YouTube videos out there. I have converted several Left leaning people. Make it your mission.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2019 08:47 PM (hECVl)

70 Gillette: The tribal bitch-whores of an new generation.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2019 08:47 PM (wxZSX)

71 I love it when the guy whisper sings "Gillette".

As those white boys were running to their bus, I could feel the rape vibes coming off them. It was literally palpable, as palpable as my literal romcom PhD.

I am literally shaking.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 08:47 PM (9hauA)

72

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., on Monday invited President Trump to deliver the State of the Union address on February 5.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2019 08:48 PM (aKsyK)

73 Country Fried Steak is the best Tactical food.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:45 PM (DwZvw)

I cannot spare this man-he eats!

Posted by: Miklos on the 5 dollar bill at January 28, 2019 08:48 PM (zCyNd)

74 66 An army marches on its stomach. Preferably with Chicken and Dumplings.
Posted by: Miklos Bonaparte

I thought the Deff Skwads march on Chick-Fil-A.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2019 08:47 PM (zIEJz)

Hate shakes and bigotry fries FTW!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

75 I like the ones that are higher up on the wall and instead of flushing, there are two faucets. One's even got hot water!

Sometimes they have mirrors, which is nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 08:47 PM (t+qrx)

Hah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:48 PM (DwZvw)

76 Savanah G needs to apology for toxic stupidity...still on DUTY..of course Good Moaning America pays her big buck for this shit..WHY?

Somewhere a dick got sucked. My guess.

In a few years when she gets less cute we'll hear about it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 08:49 PM (ykYG2)

77
President of the police officers union scorches the "cops are the enemy" roaches.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 08:49 PM (LsBY9)

78 Houston PD Union guy now threatening anyone that questions PD.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 08:49 PM (OMsf+)

79 Thanks Gillette for pissing me off enough to do it. Saving money while pissing on smarmy companies, it doen;t get any better than that.

***************

Dropping Bounty towels and Head and shoulders shampoo as well because fuck these people.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 08:50 PM (+dsLj)

80
I thought the old school, middle wall to floor urinals were a thing of the past, but found one in a Shell station last week.

I like the ones that are higher up on the wall and instead of flushing, there are two faucets. One's even got hot water!

Sometimes they have mirrors, which is nice.
Posted by: hogmartin


Where is the mirror located?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2019 08:50 PM (aKsyK)

81 Sorry I laughed harder when I read the fired Buzzfeed staff are unable to collect their unused PTO.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 28, 2019 08:50 PM (7PllL)

82
Have the lawsuits started yet and if no, why not?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2019 08:50 PM (SiINZ)

83 President of the police officers union scorches the "cops are the enemy" roaches.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Is he going to scorch sanctuary policies?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2019 08:50 PM (zIEJz)

84 @LeftCoastDawg

Yeah, I posted about that Gutfeld episode. It was one of the most spontaneously funny episodes I had seen. Even Kat Timpf had me chuckling.

The comparison between the raging chihuahua(Savannah vs kid) and the calm smiling chow chow(Savannah vs Injun Joke) had me ROFLMAO!

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 08:51 PM (LL1Be)

85 - Drug house was selling black tar heroin.

- Sounds like a blown knee on the officer that was not hit by gunfire.

- Reporters asking stupid questions and pissing the HPD Chief again.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 08:51 PM (OMsf+)

86 Sorry I laughed harder when I read the fired Buzzfeed staff are unable to collect their unused PTO.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 28, 2019 08:50 PM (7PllL)



Twatter: Comrade that is inappropriate you are banned from everything

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2019 08:51 PM (SiINZ)

87 @LeftCoastDawg

Yeah, I posted about that Gutfeld episode. It was one of the most spontaneously funny episodes I had seen. Even Kat Timpf had me chuckling.

The comparison between the raging chihuahua(Savannah vs kid) and the calm smiling chow chow(Savannah vs Injun Joke) had me ROFLMAO!

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 08:51 PM (LL1Be)

Linky, I pretty please!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 08:52 PM (9hauA)

88 An army marches on its stomach. Preferably with Chicken and Dumplings.
Posted by: Miklos Bonaparte at January 28, 2019 08:44 PM


The Breakfast of Champions, SOS, and Ham & Lima Beans for lunch, dinner, AND midrats!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2019 08:52 PM (DMUuz)

89 Breitbart is reporting that Nancy Pelosi has invited Trump to give the SOTU a week from tomorrow on Feb 5th.

Is that correct?

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2019 08:52 PM (/Z/Su)

90 Have the lawsuits started yet and if no, why not?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2019 08:50 PM (SiINZ)

------------------

Read that it will take them a couple of weeks to get them together and served.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 08:52 PM (ffYR/)

91
Why do these guys always have a huge phalanx of people standing behind them doing and saying absolutely nothing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 08:52 PM (LsBY9)

92 The more I watch this the more I sincerely wish I was there at the memorial and able to participate.

Why the FUCK are these kids supposed to stand there and be harassed by insane people? Why is this okay with everyone?!?!?

In DC! A "city" paid for by ALL OF US!!! It's our freaking city! Philly is Philly - it's crappy but only I have to pay for it (mostly). DC? That shithole, ALL AMERICANS have to financially support, in full.

Fine Then it's my Disney. Get the crazy loons off the Mall please, DC police.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2019 08:53 PM (Rarvo)

93 LOL, TV station cuts away from the presser. Guess that was their reporter that was asking how many officers got hit by friendly fire.

Also, HPD Chief said the perps were using handguns. Sorry, gun-grabbers, no AR-15s for you to scream about.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 08:53 PM (OMsf+)

94

Sorry I laughed harder when I read the fired Buzzfeed staff are unable to collect their unused PTO.


Poor things!
Perhaps they should learn to code.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 08:53 PM (LL1Be)

95 Dropping Bounty towels and Head and shoulders shampoo as well because fuck these people.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 08:50 PM (+dsLj)


Anybody know a decent Old Spice replacement? It's made by P&G but it's the only one in the antiperspirant aisle that has a scent like "original" instead of "Xtreme Velociraptor" or "Sex Lightning".

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 08:53 PM (t+qrx)

96 Sorry I laughed harder when I read the fired Buzzfeed staff are unable to collect their unused PTO.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 28, 2019 08:50 PM (7PllL)

-------

Make $$$$ from home!

#AutodidactProgrammingSkillz.com

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2019 08:53 PM (5aX2M)

97 You know who else used Gillette Razors and not only liked standing but insisted on marching thru most of Europe?

Hitler! That's who!

(Posted on reddit, not sure on accuracy)
https://tinyurl.com/yd4rbv29

Posted by: Rex B at January 28, 2019 08:53 PM (z0Qxu)

98 They know. They don't care.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 28, 2019 08:54 PM (+Fy17)

99 The comparison between the raging chihuahua(Savannah vs kid) and the calm smiling chow chow(Savannah vs Injun Joke) had me ROFLMAO!

OMG I need to see this!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2019 08:54 PM (Rarvo)

100 Why do these guys always have a huge phalanx of people standing behind them doing and saying absolutely nothing?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 08:52 PM (LsBY9)

City council members looking appropriately concerned and getting camera time.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 08:54 PM (OMsf+)

101 hogmartin, so I'm not good enough for you?

Posted by: AXE 'bowm chika wa wa' Body Spray at January 28, 2019 08:55 PM (ykYG2)

102 I thought the old school, middle wall to floor urinals were a thing of the past, but found one in a Shell station last week.

I always liked those.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:44 PM


"Water's cold."
"Deep, too"

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 28, 2019 08:55 PM (zCabI)

103 14 Officers shot while serving a narcotics warrant.
Posted by: Bert G

Narrows it down to two racial groups, not that I'm implying anything.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 28, 2019 08:55 PM (LOq4H)

104 Breitbart is reporting that Nancy Pelosi has invited Trump to give the SOTU a week from tomorrow on Feb 5th.

Is that correct?
Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2019 08:52 PM (/Z/Su)

---------------

Yep. See you next Tuesday, Nanzi.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 08:55 PM (ffYR/)

105 96, hogmartin - go on Etsy, they've got all kinds of stuff. Often pretty inexpensive.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 28, 2019 08:55 PM (CeJUf)

106 Where is the mirror located?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2019 08:50 PM (aKsyK)


All the way back against the wall. It's not creepy because there are no partitions in the first place.

Oh, the really fancy places have a hot air blower right next to it, which is brilliant.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 08:55 PM (t+qrx)

107 On a positive note, Nate Phillips could be the Thought Leader Mentor Jonah Goldberg has been seeking all of his life on his arduous quest to become, Thought Leader II: A Genuine American Boogaloo.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2019 08:55 PM (wxZSX)

108
Yep. See you next Tuesday, Nanzi.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 08:55 PM (ffYR/)

This will be EPIC. A spectacle of Biblical proportions.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2019 08:56 PM (/Z/Su)

109 Anybody know a decent Old Spice replacement? It's made by P&G but it's the only one in the antiperspirant aisle that has a scent like "original" instead of "Xtreme Velociraptor" or "Sex Lightning".
Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 08:53 PM (t+qrx)

Kind of a combo with the shaving thing, but someone said the shaving soap from Taylor of Old Bond street had a pleasing scent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:56 PM (DwZvw)

110 The Breakfast of Champions, SOS, and Ham & Lima Beans for lunch, dinner, AND midrats!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2019 08:52 PM (DMUuz)

Goobers, goobers, eatin' goober peas
Goodness how delicious
Eatin' goober peas!

Posted by: Marching song from the boys in Gray at January 28, 2019 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

111 This parody made me angry rather than amused me.

-
Yeah, me too and if there's one thing I don't need, it's another reason to be angry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)

112 for Le chiq
*does best Pepe Lepew impression*
Your wish is my command, mon cherie mwah mwah mwah

Gutfeld Show

https://tinyurl.com/y9o5l8ux

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 08:56 PM (LL1Be)

113
Narrows it down to two racial groups, not that I'm implying anything.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


Catholic boys and white CEOs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 08:56 PM (LsBY9)

114 Sorry I laughed harder when I read the fired Buzzfeed staff are unable to collect their unused PTO.

***************


Ahhahahahaha #learntoc--- *banned*

Posted by: The Digital Sound of Facism at January 28, 2019 08:57 PM (+dsLj)

115 Breitbart is reporting that Nancy Pelosi has invited Trump to give the SOTU a week from tomorrow on Feb 5th.

Is that correct?
Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2019 08:52 PM (/Z/Su)

---------------

Yep. See you next Tuesday, Nanzi RBG.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe

If they can keep her propped up long enough. Might want to Fabreeze her down too.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2019 08:57 PM (zIEJz)

116 Anybody know a decent Old Spice replacement? It's made by P&G but it's the only one in the antiperspirant aisle that has a scent like "original" instead of "Xtreme Velociraptor" or "Sex Lightning".
Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019

Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Posted by: Vanya at January 28, 2019 08:57 PM (Nokoe)

117 Catholic boys and white CEOs?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 08:56 PM (LsBY9)

You forgot the Amish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 08:57 PM (DwZvw)

118 I have been saying this since 2008, the media is the biggest enemy of the people And the country. It must be destroyed.

Totally in agreeance, Madame

First Hayward
Then Tapper
Then whoever you like Savannah can be next I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 28, 2019 08:57 PM (Rarvo)

119 Start showing him J.J.'s Morning Report and other
conservative links. There are also plenty of great YouTube videos out
there. I have converted several Left leaning people. Make it your
mission.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2019 08:47 PM (hECVl)

I have mentioned The Morning Report a few times in the last month, specifically when people of a non-Conservative persuation ask me where I get my news.

They accuse me of being a Fox lover, and then start the neener-neener. I tell them at best, FoxNews is a B minus on a good day. And Hannity can't do a single show without cutting off his guests.

I tell them I read Alternative News sources. "Like Breitbart, those h8rs!", "No, not Breitbart, Ace of Spades HQ. And it is up by 5am Pacific time."
"Read it for a week and get back to me."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 08:58 PM (sy5kK)

120 Anybody know a decent Old Spice replacement? It's made by P&G but it's the only one in the antiperspirant aisle that has a scent like "original" instead of "Xtreme Velociraptor" or "Sex Lightning".
Posted by: hogmartin


*chews toothpick

Make yer own

*chews toothpick

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 08:58 PM (ZejZP)

121 These white leftists, Savannah included, clearly don't realize how condescendingly racist they are.

Would you hold your dog to the same standards as humans?

This is how they treated "people of color", especially the ones they view as dumber and less able.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 08:58 PM (9hauA)

122 Anybody know a decent Old Spice replacement? It's made by P&G but it's the only one in the antiperspirant aisle that has a scent like "original

************

Art of Manliness has some suggestions (ignore the old spice suggestion obviously)

https://tinyurl.com/ycgm2fr3

BTW, how did they go from Bruce Campbell to this shit?

Posted by: The Digital Sound of Facism at January 28, 2019 08:58 PM (+dsLj)

123 is there a Broseidon Jeopardy thread?

Posted by: Jose at January 28, 2019 08:58 PM (Yzham)

124 Catholic boys and white CEOs?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Touches finger to nose.

Posted by: AOC at January 28, 2019 08:58 PM (LOq4H)

125 "Does the media understand that America is seeing this stuff, and knows that it's real, and they know that the media is deliberately suppressing it to save their precious narrative?" Not true. A handful of conservatives maybe - AoS, Instapundit, few other blogs. The vast majority of the population could care less. I'm done deceiving myself that "America is finally waking up"... bullcrap.

Posted by: Muns at January 28, 2019 08:59 PM (Ncnxn)

126 Good lord... A girl I knew from the time she was a just a sprout was murdered last year in her home by unknown attackers. I think she was just 17.

Anyway, the SD initially just reported it as murder and arson, but now they're revealing that she was burned alive.

Horrifying.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2019 08:59 PM (5aX2M)

127 For the shaving soaps. I'm going to bring them up again but stirlingsoap.com is awesome

Posted by: Gman at January 28, 2019 08:59 PM (GyfXs)

128 Not usually a fan of Glenn Beck but his timeline on the Covington Catholic incident is really good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da1Wy4O2shc

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2019 08:59 PM (hECVl)

129 off sock

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 28, 2019 08:59 PM (LOq4H)

130 "Xtreme Velociraptor" or "Sex Lightning".


I would buy the shit out that.

whatever it is...

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 08:59 PM (LL1Be)

131 Narrows it down to two racial groups, not that I'm implying anything.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

Catholic boys and white CEOs?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 08:56 PM (LsBY9)


I am gonna go with...Metric vs English ?

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 08:59 PM (bUjCl)

132 Gutfeld Show

https://tinyurl.com/y9o5l8ux
Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 08:56 PM (LL1Be)

You sir, are a gentleman. Thank you!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 09:00 PM (9hauA)

133 So are the Houston dead shooters named yet?

Mo and Hakeem?

Jaqueel and Duquan?

Or is it Willie and Waylan?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 28, 2019 09:00 PM (+fPHo)

134 Although, on the Taylor of Bond Street shaving soap. I do not think a straight male wrote this description:

"A classic fragrance with top notes of geranium, lavender, rosemary and liquid amber supported by a heart of carnation, fern and orange blossom resting on a sumptuous base of patchouli, sandalwood, powdery musk and rock rose."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:01 PM (DwZvw)

135
This horrific shootout should expose the toxicity of Christian schools!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 09:01 PM (LsBY9)

136 Does anyone else think Savanna Guthrie looks like a French Bulldog?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 09:01 PM (jXrK7)

137 Given it's Houston I'll go with illegal aliens, err I mean future doctor DACA members. Just turning their lives around until Trump made them turn to a life of crime due to his racism.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 28, 2019 09:01 PM (+Fy17)

138 Horrifying.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Posted by: Vanya at January 28, 2019 09:02 PM (Nokoe)

139 This should be one of tonight's quotes:

"Regardless if we had proof or not, what we do have proof of is the historical reality of being a person of color in America"

Crazy story of libs destroying libs. Google the story:

"The Smear: A career-killing lie almost ruined this rising Minneapolis dance star"

Posted by: JoeNYC at January 28, 2019 09:02 PM (//3VH)

140 Horrifying.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2019 08:59 PM (5aX2M)

Damn. That is rough stuff, YD. My Condolences to you and her family.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:02 PM (DwZvw)

141
You sir, are a gentleman. Thank you!

Posted by: chique d'afrique


Other Tyrus trying to say " nobody is a good guy here" - sorry Big T , but bullshit - it is really funny. Enjoy!

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 09:02 PM (LL1Be)

142 "Xtreme Velociraptor" or "Sex Lightning".

I think those are in the Welcome Amenities swag bag they give to new arrivals at Parris Island.

Posted by: Colour Sergeant Miklos at January 28, 2019 09:02 PM (zCyNd)

143 Gillette alternative? I've seen a rave review on YouTube about these guys (so you know it's got to be true ). The Supply single-blade injector razor. Supply is located in Ft. Worth, Texas and they apparently offer a military discount. LINK: getsupply.com


Posted by: mrp55net@yahoo.com at January 28, 2019 09:02 PM (Pqytn)

144 "A classic fragrance with top notes of geranium, lavender, rosemary and liquid amber supported by a heart of carnation, fern and orange blossom resting on a sumptuous base of patchouli, sandalwood, powdery musk and rock rose."

...fag

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:02 PM (39g3+)

145 112
for Le chiq
*does best Pepe Lepew impression*
Your wish is my command, mon cherie mwah mwah mwah

Gutfeld Show

https://tinyurl.com/y9o5l8ux


Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 08:56 PM (LL1Be)

That's it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:03 PM (sy5kK)

146 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:01 PM (DwZvw

Yeah, it's purple prose but their stuff is good.

Posted by: Vanya at January 28, 2019 09:03 PM (Nokoe)

147 What the fuck is wrong with people?
Posted by: Vanya

A society which lacks swift justice.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 28, 2019 09:03 PM (LOq4H)

148 127 For the shaving soaps. I'm going to bring them up again but stirlingsoap.com is awesome


I used Neutrogena glycerin bar soap with a brush. Going Safety razor (I have several of dad's) in a couple of weeks, then sending my gilletes to their office.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 28, 2019 09:03 PM (Y7Tmy)

149 119 Start showing him J.J.'s Morning Report and other conservative links. There are also plenty of great YouTube videos out there. I have converted several Left leaning people. Make it your mission.

Posted by: redridinghood

I have mentioned The Morning Report a few times in the last month, specifically when people of a non-Conservative persuation ask me where I get my news.

They accuse me of being a Fox lover, and then start the neener-neener. I tell them at best, FoxNews is a B minus on a good day. And Hannity can't do a single show without cutting off his guests.

I tell them I read Alternative News sources. "Like Breitbart, those h8rs!", "No, not Breitbart, Ace of Spades HQ. And it is up by 5am Pacific time."
"Read it for a week and get back to me."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
---------
Exactly the same scenario here and I couldn't agree more and have done the same. Just give it a week and it will honestly change your viewing habits and quite possibly your mindset. And don't forget to read the comments b/c well The Hordeand all its wisdom...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 28, 2019 09:04 PM (+ldAm)

150 You couldn't pay me enough to join da popo in a big city.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 28, 2019 09:04 PM (+Fy17)

151 Shaving soaps: Cella, Proraso Green, Valobra, Vitos.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 28, 2019 09:04 PM (CeJUf)

152 Does the media understand that America is seeing this stuff, and knows that it's real, and they know that the media is deliberately suppressing it to save their precious narrative?

Meh. They've been pulling this same exact shit since they ran daily interference for Barky, their jaw-droppingly stupid, totally talentless third-world, America-hating spaz.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2019 09:05 PM (PNUbZ)

153
BTW I read that the left was upset at Savannah for being too easy on Nick Sandmann. I guess she should have murdered him on camera for being white

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2019 09:05 PM (SiINZ)

154 "Sex Lightning"

Reminded me of POWERTHIRST energy drink.

NSFW - (cussin)

https://tinyurl.com/b8grfww

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 09:05 PM (LL1Be)

155 Thanks for the recommendations - I should note that I'm wondering about substitutes for Old Spice antiperspirant/deodorant, not a shaving solution. I've had a Merkur with either Feather or Personna blades for years.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:05 PM (t+qrx)

156 Horrifying.

That is truly awful

I lived about a mile from my high school, by the road, but I figured out a path that would get me there in about half that distance, roughly straight. Every day I'd walk past a house kinda at the edge of a partly finished housing neighborhood with the roads all laid in but only some homes built.

One day I walk by and there's police tape all around it, no cars now but clearly its a crime scene. I find out that the whole family was killed. There was a retarded son living there with them and one day he just... snapped or something and murdered them all. That haunted me. I can see where people believe ghost stories, forever after that house just felt evil to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:05 PM (39g3+)

157 Yeah, it's purple prose but their stuff is good.

Posted by: Vanya at January 28, 2019 09:03 PM (Nokoe)

I'll wait for their "'Twas Dark and Stormy" line.

Posted by: Miklos, not brand loyal at January 28, 2019 09:05 PM (zCyNd)

158 103 14 Officers shot while serving a narcotics warrant.
Posted by: Bert G

Narrows it down to two racial groups, not that I'm implying anything.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 28, 2019 08:55 PM (LOq4H)

If only there had been 29 armed SWAT officers there... but too bad, they already did their overtime with Roger Stone.

Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 09:06 PM (NgKpN)

159 Officers shot while serving a narcotics warrant.
=====
Probably serving a warrant on a bunch of Catholic high school kids.

Or ms-13.

Posted by: That's right guy from black Hebrew Israelis at January 28, 2019 09:07 PM (ZuGkg)

160 A society which lacks swift justice.

"Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding."
-Ra's Al Ghul

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:07 PM (39g3+)

161 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmYJVGVgQI8

just found today's episode.

Posted by: Infidel at January 28, 2019 09:07 PM (9L2du)

162 So can we nail the Left for being "pro corporation" yet? Like hang it on them at every cut and turn? Because magically as every corporation swings opnely marxist, the Left will be openly pro the rights of corporations.

It's something they've hung on us for years, while themselves having majority support of Wall Street. There's political value there.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2019 09:07 PM (uEbPt)

163 In Houston in the 1990s I remember them selling PimpSlap (tm). The Smooooth Malt Liquor With A Slight Sting.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)

164 Here's something I never believed I'd see on any TV channel:
The American Cornhole League is on ESPN2 as I type this. I kid you not.


However, before you take a peek, I need to tell you it is beanbag tossing. The League name doesn't sound very 'woke' to me, but maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2019 09:07 PM (AMIL/)

165 The intersection where the Bologna family was wiped out.
I still get the creeps every time I go through it...

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at January 28, 2019 09:07 PM (w7KSn)

166 I guess she should have murdered him on camera for being white
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2019

Confess, racist! CONFESS!

Posted by: Vanya at January 28, 2019 09:08 PM (Nokoe)

167 Thanks for the recommendations - I should note that I'm wondering about substitutes for Old Spice antiperspirant/deodorant, not a shaving solution. I've had a Merkur with either Feather or Personna blades for years.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:05 PM (t+qrx)


The Beach Cologne!

Posted by: Kramer at January 28, 2019 09:08 PM (bUjCl)

168 Damn. That is rough stuff, YD. My Condolences to you and her family.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:02 PM (DwZvw)

------

Well, I only knew her as a young kid. I know her mom from way back though - everyone does. It's a small town. She's had it so rough. Another of her daughters was in the hostage situation at the HS, too. One of her friends was killed in that.

It's like a curse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2019 09:08 PM (5aX2M)

169 155 Thanks for the recommendations - I should note that I'm wondering about substitutes for Old Spice antiperspirant/deodorant, not a shaving solution. I've had a Merkur with either Feather or Personna blades for years.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:05 PM (t+qrx)

I have been using Right Guard stick for years. Not owned by P&G and it seems to work. Sure it has the 'XTREME SPORT!!!!!!!111!!!' font.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:08 PM (DwZvw)

170 A society which lacks swift justice.

"Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding."

A great misunderstanding is that police are there to protect the innocent.

Posted by: Miklos, with anthropologist MAGA hat on at January 28, 2019 09:08 PM (zCyNd)

171 An army marches on its stomach. Preferably with Chicken and Dumplings.

-
Nanzi crawls on her belly like a reptile.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 09:09 PM (+y/Ru)

172 Left Coast Dawg, I saw the cruise link you left me downstairs. Thank you very much. Have you done that cruise, by any chance?

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2019 09:09 PM (SMC31)

173 for Le chiq
*does best Pepe Lepew impression*
Your wish is my command, mon cherie mwah mwah mwah

Gutfeld Show

https://tinyurl.com/y9o5l8ux


Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 08:56 PM (LL1Be)
**********************
I saw this the other night and LMAO. It really shines the light on the MSM bias.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2019 09:09 PM (hECVl)

174 I tell them I read Alternative News sources.

***********

these fucking NPCs are too predictable. As soon as I have it out with them they accuse me of watching Faux News (wow so clever) or Disinfo Wars (my God the amount of brain power they must have had to conjure up to think of that one). To which I say Faux News is a globalist shill who believe in open borders and and I don't watch Alex Jones.

The minute i dont conform to their preconceived notion of a white supremacist MAGA hat wearer the NPC coding starts to generate blue screen errors and self destruct.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 09:09 PM (+dsLj)

175 You can get a scholarship for bean bag tossing.
The end is nigh....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 28, 2019 09:09 PM (+Fy17)

176 Here is a link to the Gutfeld cut of the Guthrie inteviews of Nick Sandmann and of Chief Lies-thru-his-four-teef

FF to 2:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kSMB1QmQoc

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 28, 2019 09:09 PM (+fPHo)

177 hogmartin - my hubby was an Old Spice guy. Switched to Mitchum 15 years ago. They have scents that are not goofy crap. Our whole family uses that brand now. Hubby, self, son, DiL.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 28, 2019 09:09 PM (RfzVr)

178 Who was the guy in the video pounding his fist and shrieking?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 28, 2019 09:09 PM (MkcN1)

179 I heard that the best shave soap brush is one made from the hairs pulled from an angry badgers butt hole.

I may have made that up.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 09:09 PM (jXrK7)

180 Confess, racist! CONFESS!
Posted by: Vanya

NO ONE EXPECTS THE MEDIA INQUISITION!!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 28, 2019 09:09 PM (LOq4H)

181 Anybody know a decent Old Spice replacement?

Luck Tiger Bay Rum and a little Pinaud Clubman talcum powder.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2019 09:10 PM (YndB3)

182 Since it is a gun thread now, I watched a ton of the C&Rsenal episodes this weekend. Some good stuff there and the gunsmithing 'Anvil' episodes are a lot of fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:10 PM (DwZvw)

183 Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez criticized Alphabet Inc.'s Google, Facebook Inc. and Microsoft Corp. for sponsoring a conference in Washington that included a session denying the science behind climate change.

The letter isn't the first time Ocasio-Cortez has targeted technology giants. On Twitter in response to layoffs at BuzzFeed and other news organizations, she singled out Facebook and said the biggest threats to journalism are "tech monopolies & concentration of ownership."




I love when the left turns on itself. Do the world a favor and kill each other

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2019 09:10 PM (SiINZ)

184

I hate Key and Peele but this is funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-GRzu6zbS0

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 28, 2019 09:10 PM (LATmp)

185 I heard that the best shave soap brush is one made from the hairs pulled from an angry badgers butt hole.

I may have made that up.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe


The third-grader in you did.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 09:11 PM (ZejZP)

186 The intersection where the Bologna family was wiped out.

I still get the creeps every time I go through it...

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at January 28, 2019 09:07 PM (w7KSn)


Intersection of Oscar and Mayer?

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 28, 2019 09:11 PM (9gHOW)

187 hogmartin, go with the nearly-unanimously 'ette-recommended Axe Body Wash.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2019 09:11 PM (DMUuz)

188 121 These white leftists, Savannah included, clearly don't realize how condescendingly racist they are.

Would you hold your dog to the same standards as humans?

This is how they treated "people of color", especially the ones they view as dumber and less able.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 08:58 PM (9hauA)


It's a tough call to figure the proportions of insanity, stupidity,and dishonesty. So I say kill them all and let God sort them out.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 09:11 PM (VaN/j)

189 I'm thinking that brush would be expensive.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 09:11 PM (jXrK7)

190
That was laugh out loud funny, I must say.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 28, 2019 09:11 PM (LATmp)

191 Sure it has the 'XTREME SPORT!!!!!!!111!!!' font.

New flavors!!!
MANANA!!!

and GUN!!!

LMAO
POWERTHIRST 2 (NSFW - cussin)

https://tinyurl.com/y9xcqzn9

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 09:12 PM (LL1Be)

192 I may have made that up.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January

Ignore this part, it's totally legit. The rage produces butthole sweat that softens the hairs.

Posted by: Vanya at January 28, 2019 09:12 PM (Nokoe)

193 185 I heard that the best shave soap brush is one made from the hairs pulled from an angry badgers butt hole.

I may have made that up.

If he wasn't angry before the hair was pulled out of his butt hole he certainly was afterwards.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 28, 2019 09:12 PM (MkcN1)

194 Oops!

mikey, that's not it!

here is the entire Gutfeld show, and it starts at the 3:30 mark.



https://breaking-news-today.org/the-greg-gutfeld-show-1-26-19-

live-full-screen-breaking-news-today-jan-26-2019/

space after 19-


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:13 PM (sy5kK)

195 Chicken and dumplings

Thanks for tomorrows dinner plan

Posted by: DaveA at January 28, 2019 09:13 PM (FhXTo)

196 I saw Badger Butthole Hairs open for...nevermind.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at January 28, 2019 09:14 PM (Tyii7)

197 Savannah G appears not to have a grain of character, intelligence or human decency.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 28, 2019 09:14 PM (MkcN1)

198 What was that chicken and rice crap they were always serving in the Navy? It had a cream sauce.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 09:14 PM (jXrK7)

199 If he wasn't angry before the hair was pulled out of his butt hole he certainly was afterwards.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable

Rectum? Hell, damned near killed him.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 28, 2019 09:14 PM (LOq4H)

200
Chicken and dumplings

*examines Costco Irish stew in fridge*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 09:14 PM (LsBY9)

201 Might the Houston shooters, now mort, be named


Carlos and Juan?


Why so silent about the shooters, Houston PD?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 28, 2019 09:15 PM (+fPHo)

202 hogmartin - Etsy has all kinds of quasi-homemade deodorants. Cheap too.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 28, 2019 09:15 PM (CeJUf)

203 @Northern Lurker, you are a 'Death in Paradise' fan, right ? Or am I thinking of someone else..?

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:15 PM (bUjCl)

204 I may have made that up.

-
Hey, this isn't BuzzFeed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 09:16 PM (+y/Ru)

205 Gillette, the best my pussy can get.

Posted by: John Podhoretz at January 28, 2019 09:16 PM (SkuXa)

206 No, they do not understand.

Maybe a few months on unemployment and COBRA can help.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2019 09:16 PM (EZebt)

207 203 @Northern Lurker, you are a 'Death in Paradise' fan, right ? Or am I thinking of someone else..?
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:15 PM (bUjCl)

You might be talking about someone else but I am.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 28, 2019 09:17 PM (MkcN1)

208
Why so silent about the shooters, Houston PD?

I'm sure they had their driver's licenses and car insurance cards on them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 09:17 PM (LsBY9)

209 Officers shot while serving a narcotics warrant.
-----
Don't tell me. A 66-year-old, slightly-chubby businessman with a deaf wife?

Posted by: rosie o'donut at January 28, 2019 09:17 PM (Evws/)

210 Smirk? You want smirk?

What about Savannah G when she asks Nick the first q, is that a world class smirk or what?

And the condescension! It drips from her nicely raised nose.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 28, 2019 09:17 PM (+fPHo)

211 Trevor Noah never punched anything except another guys fart box with his tongue.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:17 PM (BXMxN)

212 Might the Houston shooters, now mort, be named


Carlos and Juan?



Jesus y Angel.

Posted by: Mikos, cashing check at January 28, 2019 09:17 PM (zCyNd)

213 #209 sock off.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2019 09:17 PM (Evws/)

214 Savannah G was a French Bulldog in a previous life.

I'm not being mean, those are the cute ones.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 09:18 PM (jXrK7)

215
I tell them I read Alternative News sources.
"Like Breitbart, those h8rs!", "No, not Breitbart, Ace of Spades HQ. And
it is up by 5am Pacific time."

"Read it for a week and get back to me."



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

---------

Exactly the same scenario here and I couldn't agree more and have
done the same. Just give it a week and it will honestly change your
viewing habits and quite possibly your mindset. And don't forget to
read the comments b/c well The Hordeand all its wisdom...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 28, 2019 09:04 PM (+ldAm)

------------------

The people I refer AoS to are not able to take the Moron comments until at least the 3rd day. But if they find them on their own, all the better.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:18 PM (sy5kK)

216 You might be talking about someone else but I am.
Posted by: Northern Lurker,

oh, ok. I thought you were. Season 8 is not bad. That is all.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:18 PM (bUjCl)

217 What was that chicken and rice crap they were always serving in the Navy? It had a cream sauce.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 09:14 PM
~~~~~

Chicken a la King? My Dad was in the Navy and he loved that stuff.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 09:18 PM (NtglE)

218 Never thought I would have this mental image: 'Shirtless Bernie Sanders, singing drunkenly with Soviets in '88.'

https://tinyurl.com/y9fh8jch (Fair warning, the site at the link seems to be an ad hell.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:18 PM (DwZvw)

219 Drunken Bernie Sanders singing with Soviets in 1988

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/320067/

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:18 PM (BXMxN)

220 I'm sure they had their driver's licenses and car insurance cards on them.

They might have. They'll be "Verna Olsen" and "Israel Schmuckstein" which names are coincidentally shared with some 70 year olds in Wisconsin and New York, respectively.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)

221
oh, ok. I thought you were. Season 8 is not bad. That is all.
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:18 PM (bUjCl)

Thanks

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 28, 2019 09:19 PM (MkcN1)

222 CHIQ
Sorry, @LCD is correct I screwed up the link.
Here you go
https://tinyurl.com/yay96a5o
thank you , LCD!

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 09:19 PM (LL1Be)

223 OMEGALUL

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:19 PM (BXMxN)

224
Don't tell me. A 66-year-old, slightly-chubby businessman with a deaf wife?

Posted by: rosie o'donut at January 28, 2019 09:17 PM (Evws/)


Homeschooled children. We need to pay our teachers nore!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2019 09:19 PM (LsBY9)

225 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kSMB1QmQoc
Posted by: Les Kinetic

Give that guy some likes! I think I was second to like it. Almost first.

Also, has ANY swinging dick hot shit news "reporter" asked Chief Spreading Bull about his proven lies about his military service? Anyone?

Posted by: Blutarski at January 28, 2019 09:20 PM (+Tibp)

226 Chicken a la King? My Dad was in the Navy and he loved that stuff.

That was one of the only good meals you could get at Whiteaker Junior Highs school cafeteria. Even the burgers were awful. Thankfully I had lunch bags from home most of the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:20 PM (39g3+)

227 Chicken a la King! Right.

Nothing a little hot sauce couldn't fix.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 09:20 PM (jXrK7)

228 I love when the left turns on itself. Do the world a favor and kill each other

*****************************

It's now hate speech to present a dissenting opinion on global warming and socialism.

But let's give them control over all branches of government. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 09:20 PM (+dsLj)

229 Southeast Houston is known for its KKK population!

Posted by: Jeb Bush at January 28, 2019 09:20 PM (SkuXa)

230 222
CHIQ
Sorry, @LCD is correct I screwed up the link.
Here you go
https://tinyurl.com/yay96a5o
thank you , LCD!

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 09:19 PM (LL1Be)

We are all in this together!

It is one of the best commentaries, done in classic Gutfeld style, I have seen in a while.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:21 PM (sy5kK)

231 hogmartin - Etsy has all kinds of quasi-homemade deodorants. Cheap too.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 28, 2019 09:15 PM (CeJUf)


My parents get all kinds of crafty stuff because mom does master gardener things and goes to shows and markets; they did send me some kind of homemade deodorant that looks like rock candy a few years ago. I never tried it because I didn't realize it was real. I might give it a shot. It hasn't attracted any ants so far as I can tell, which is a good sign. That's what the experts say you should look for in a deodorant.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:21 PM (t+qrx)

232 Thanks for the recommendations - I should note that I'm wondering about substitutes for Old Spice antiperspirant/deodorant, not a shaving solution. I've had a Merkur with either Feather or Personna blades for years.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:05 PM (t+qrx)

-------------------------

I use Right Guard spray. Unscented if I can find it, otherwise Sport. They also make a solid antiperspirant, if that's your preference.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 28, 2019 09:21 PM (8g9zh)

233 Well this is awesome - Metal Trump / Iron Maiden "The Trooper"


https://youtu.be/YiNRU0zUNLo

Posted by: josephistan at January 28, 2019 09:21 PM (Izzlo)

234 Greg says this clip illustrates "media bias". Why are we still trying to "prove" media bias? FFS, it's not media bias. It's pure communist propaganda. This is why we lost just about every battle until Trump came along.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2019 09:21 PM (uEbPt)

235 Nothing a little hot sauce couldn't fix.

I make it at home sometimes, and yeah it is better with hot sauce. I prefer Louisiana Sunshine if you can find it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:21 PM (39g3+)

236 Global warming is such a failed narrative, I can't believe they are still going for it.

I guess it's too perfect a reason for communism to pass up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 09:22 PM (jXrK7)

237 @Northern Lurker, you are a 'Death in Paradise' fan, right ? Or am I thinking of someone else..?
Posted by: runner

I am, but I'm not sure I've ever mentioned it here. But with whiskey I can never be sure.

Posted by: Blutarski at January 28, 2019 09:22 PM (+Tibp)

238 Shirtless Bernie Sanders




Well, he's got the suburban soccer mom vote.

Posted by: Mikos, political scientologist at January 28, 2019 09:22 PM (zCyNd)

239 There a bunch of Metal Trump videos.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:22 PM (BXMxN)

240 Steve O, great game.

Posted by: Infidel at January 28, 2019 09:22 PM (9L2du)

241 sniffybigtoe:

Here's the Cookbook of the Navy if you're feeling nostalgic and want to make about five gallons of something.

https://maritime.org/doc/cookbook1945/pg434.htm

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 09:22 PM (NtglE)

242 126 Good lord... A girl I knew from the time she was a just a sprout was murdered last year in her home by unknown attackers. I think she was just 17.

Anyway, the SD initially just reported it as murder and arson, but now they're revealing that she was burned alive.

Horrifying.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2019 08:59 PM (5aX2M)

Same thing happened to my wife's coworker, some guy followed her home after she went to the atm after her night shift at the hospital. Killed her and burned the house down.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 28, 2019 09:22 PM (dKiJG)

243 It hasn't attracted any ants so far as I can tell, which is a good sign.

Who are you, so wise in the ways of the world?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:23 PM (39g3+)

244 Trevor Noah never punched anything except another guys fart box with his tongue.
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:17 PM (BXMxN)

------

Did he punch someone?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2019 09:23 PM (5aX2M)

245 My favorite hot sauce: Frank's Red Hot.

I'm such a traitor, I think it's from New Jersey.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 09:23 PM (jXrK7)

246 Well, he's got the suburban soccer mom vote.
Posted by: Mikos, political scientologist at January 28, 2019 09:22 PM (zCyNd)

I was thinking he was trying to lock down the Russian, Expat, Putin fans.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:23 PM (DwZvw)

247 211
Trevor Noah never punched anything except another guys fart box with his tongue.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:17 PM (BXMxN)

Noah likes salad. Tossed salad. Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:23 PM (sy5kK)

248 I am, but I'm not sure I've ever mentioned it here. But with whiskey I can never be sure.
Posted by: Blutarski at January 28, 2019 09:22 PM (+Tibp)

well...Season 8 started, but may not be available everywhere.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:24 PM (bUjCl)

249 Drunken Bernie Sanders singing with Soviets in 1988

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/320067/
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:18 PM (BXMxN)



I would love to see the video of those fellow travelers crying their eyes out when the Berlin Wall came down and the Soviet Union went into the shitter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2019 09:24 PM (SiINZ)

250 Honestly, the roger recon ranger guy with the bad teeth looks like he has gingivitis and halitosis

I'd be making facial expressions too if someone like that were chanting bad breath in my face

Posted by: Anonymoose at January 28, 2019 09:24 PM (yJy4c)

251 244 Did you watch the video?

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:24 PM (BXMxN)

252 234
Greg says this clip illustrates "media bias". Why are we still trying to
"prove" media bias?

>>FFS, it's not media bias. It's pure communist
propaganda.<<



A distinction without a difference.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:25 PM (sy5kK)

253 Posted by: Some Stupid Jackass at January 28, 2019 09:11 PM (9gHOW)

===

FIFY

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2019 09:25 PM (EZebt)

254 Frank's Red Hot tastes like that hot sauce Taco Bell gives you in the packets, like gasoline and capsaicin.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:25 PM (39g3+)

255 That was one of the only good meals you could get at Whiteaker Junior Highs school cafeteria. Even the burgers were awful. Thankfully I had lunch bags from home most of the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:20 PM
~~~~~

My high school had a standard emergency lunch for days when "the truck didn't show up."

Hamburger bun
Ketchup
Small squares of American cheese

They called it Emergency Pizza.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 09:26 PM (NtglE)

256 245 My favorite hot sauce: Frank's Red Hot.

I'm such a traitor, I think it's from New Jersey.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 09:23 PM (jXrK7)

Franks is pretty much the king of Cayenne based hot sauces. They are not bad, but over priced. They also have a huge amount of variability from bottle to bottle of the same sauce as far as their heat.

I tried some cheaper Buffalo sauce from an off brand over the weekend. Not too bad, not too drowned in butter and the cayenne flavor was strong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:26 PM (DwZvw)

257 I need an Outrage Bunker.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 09:26 PM (LL1Be)

258 Greg says this clip illustrates "media bias". Why are we still trying to "prove" media bias?

There are still people out there who don't believe its a thing. They can stand some showin'

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:26 PM (39g3+)

259 255 God that is nasty.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:26 PM (BXMxN)

260 Right, bias is something that happens unconsciously. They're doing this shit on purpose and according to a plan.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 09:26 PM (jXrK7)

261 well...Season 8 started, but may not be available everywhere.
Posted by: runner

I get it on our local PBS on Thursdays. I'm set up to DVR new episodes so I'll be watching! Thanks for the heads up. I think the Irish DI and the hot local cop are going to become a thing.

Posted by: Blutarski at January 28, 2019 09:26 PM (+Tibp)

262 Drunken Bernie Sanders singing with Soviets in 1988

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/320067/
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:18 PM (BXMxN)

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LOL. That's like a really sad-ass version of Downfall. Every apparatchik there to handle the American Communist mayor and his entourage knew the end was coming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2019 09:27 PM (5aX2M)

263 I'd be making facial expressions too if someone like that were chanting bad breath in my face
Posted by: Anonymoose

Aha! Kid wasn't smirking, he was trying not to breath thru his nose.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 28, 2019 09:27 PM (LOq4H)

264
People who are very close to Tom Brokaw just told me Brokaw likes to wear his wife's underwear.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 28, 2019 09:27 PM (LATmp)

265 Hillary keeps a bottle of Frank's Red Hot in her pocketbook.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:27 PM (BXMxN)

266 100% the media knows what it is doing.
The media is on the payroll, it is paid tons of money by outside sources to promote these lunatic narratives to destroy the US.

Yes journalism and 'the media" is dead and is not coming back in its current form.
I think the curtain is about to be pulled back that will expose the staggering corruption of the media, and other institutions.
Sit tight.

Posted by: Joe Walker at January 28, 2019 09:27 PM (S+i5q)

267 like gasoline and capsaicin.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:25 PM (39g3+)

But not E-15, so some credit there.

Posted by: Mikos, some liking it hot at January 28, 2019 09:27 PM (zCyNd)

268 Cholula

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:27 PM (bUjCl)

269 Cholula
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:27 PM (bUjCl)


This, but Valentina.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:28 PM (t+qrx)

270 Nic fix

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 09:28 PM (ffYR/)

271 Not that I know much about Mexican food and hot sauces.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:28 PM (bUjCl)

272 I'd be making facial expressions too if someone like that were chanting bad breath in my face

"I've got a whole box of tic tacs in my pocket, take as many as you want. Please"
--Eddie Murphy's only good line in Golden Child

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:28 PM (39g3+)

273 Media is pretty much fascist

Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 28, 2019 09:28 PM (kufk0)

274 Greg says this clip illustrates "media bias". Why are we still trying to "prove" media bias?


Well Greg blamed day-drinking and I, for one, am not going to cast stones.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 09:28 PM (LL1Be)

275 Franks is pretty much the king of Cayenne based hot sauces.


No.

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Miklos, referencing other memes at January 28, 2019 09:28 PM (zCyNd)

276 241 sniffybigtoe:

Here's the Cookbook of the Navy if you're feeling nostalgic and want to make about five gallons of something.

https://maritime.org/doc/cookbook1945/pg434.htm
Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 09:22 PM (NtglE)


That said copyright 2013. My grandfather was one of those who put together the WWII one. We've got a copy around here somewhere, with the letter to him.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 09:28 PM (VaN/j)

277 Cholula
Posted by: runner

Yes. All Clan Blutarski agree.

Posted by: Blutarski at January 28, 2019 09:29 PM (+Tibp)

278 Valentina for the win. In the fire extinguisher size bottle.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 28, 2019 09:29 PM (CeJUf)

279 There are still people out there who don't believe its a thing. They can stand some showin'

******************

Nope, the left have proved they cannot be reasoned with using facts, logic or critical thinking. Facts simply don't matter as long as they are "morally correct."

Thats how you know a hot civil war is inevitable.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 28, 2019 09:29 PM (+dsLj)

280 Speaking of on the pay roll.You cannot believe anything you read or see about movies,tv shows,comics,books ,movies etc.Paid shills everywhere,or left wingers who give positive reviews purely for political reasons.So much manufactured hype.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:29 PM (BXMxN)

281 Texas Pete


All Others Must Bow

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 09:29 PM (LL1Be)

282 for Hot sauce, Cholula and Texas Pete. Though I am sure there are better ones out there. For Picante, only Pace. Nothing made in NYC allowed.

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 09:30 PM (n13/j)

283 I liked 'Death in Paradise' too but my aged mom doesn't like the new, Irish guy so I haven't watched any of the new full season/s since.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2019 09:30 PM (Evws/)

284 I see Cholula in places that serve Mex food, so ...approved I guess.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:30 PM (bUjCl)

285 257
I need an Outrage Bunker.


Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 09:26 PM (LL1Be)

Hahaha. Yep.

I first saw Gutfeld about the end of 2nd or early 3rd year of Red Eye.

Guy is kinda weird, (not unlike a number of friends I grew up with) and makes some good political or social points with humor.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

286 Barbasol makes razors now, just the Blades are made in South Korea, the rest is made in the USA. I know the Shaving Cream is made 100% in the USA from the can to chemicals. They have a factory here in Ohio.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 28, 2019 09:30 PM (dKiJG)

287 271 Not that I know much about Mexican food and hot sauces.
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:28 PM (bUjCl)

There is some good stuff out there with good flavor, but some of it is washed out by Cap. We made Sriracha (which is actually a Jalapeno puree base.) The garlic and the different pepper make for an interesting flavor, but it all gets washed out by the heat when you taste it straight. The flavor comes through when you dilute it in a dish, but I see people putting it straight on cheese curds, for pete's sake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:31 PM (DwZvw)

288 I saw Badger Butthole Hairs open for...nevermind.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says


Is this a Navy joke?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 09:32 PM (ZejZP)

289 For Picante, only Pace. Nothing made in NYC allowed.


Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 09:30 PM (n13/j)

Get a Rope.

No, not for the NYC salsa guy, but anyone on CNN.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:32 PM (sy5kK)

290 I like Cholula... but I also like Tapatio. It's good to have both.

There are of course a bunch of good hot sauces that are better, but those are the ones in restaurants and and grocery stores, and they're pretty good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2019 09:32 PM (5aX2M)

291 I liked 'Death in Paradise' too but my aged mom doesn't like the new, Irish guy so I haven't watched any of the new full season/s since.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2019 09:30 PM (Evws/)

He is doing better this season.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:32 PM (bUjCl)

292 That said copyright 2013. My grandfather was one of those who put together the WWII one. We've got a copy around here somewhere, with the letter to him.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 09:28 PM
~~~~~

Nice. The one I linked is supposedly a copy of the one from 1945 (you can see 1945 in the link.) I don't plan on using it though!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 09:32 PM (NtglE)

293 a better job, that is ...

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:33 PM (bUjCl)

294 sniffybigtoe:

Here's the Cookbook of the Navy if you're feeling nostalgic and want to make about five gallons of something.


I like, in principle, any recipe that begins with four gallons of oysters. *oysters creole. p. 161*

But on toast? Must be a Navy thing.

Posted by: Miklos, bi-valve-curious at January 28, 2019 09:33 PM (zCyNd)

295 282 for Hot sauce, Cholula and Texas Pete. Though I am sure there are better ones out there. For Picante, only Pace. Nothing made in NYC allowed.
Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 09:30 PM (n13/j)

You know, Wal-Mart used to make a Fire Roasted tomato salsa that was fantastic. It was made in Kentucky- so not 'authentic' but it had great flavor. Think it was ditched a long while back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:33 PM (DwZvw)

296 Pro tip from a cheap guy.

I get the cheapest shaving soap I can (non glycerin).I think I got Williams last time. I grate it since being non glycerin I can't melt it. It. I didn't care too much for the Williams scent. To make a kick ass scent I mix in some cologne. Mash it all up and into the mug it goes.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 28, 2019 09:33 PM (cCxiu)

297 Bic makes some good high end disposables that last a long time. I am not switching from them because they work and I spend very little. Shaving cream is Barbasol, after shave is aqua velva.

If you do want to do the whole wet shaving thing, a really good high end brush is Rooney. I am not sure if they are still around but probably are.

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)

298 There's a Youtube channel where the guy interviews various people while they try various hot sauces on chicken wings, each one hotter than the last. He does really good interviews, which are made more interesting by the fact that some of his people are about dying from the heat. And he gets really interesting names like Terry Crews, Alton Brown, etc.

One of the sauces is made by that guy and apparently its really, really good (Blair's Death Sauce) and everyone loves it, but its very expensive.

By the way, Alton Brown has a mouth of tungsten he apparently eats ghost peppers for a snack. The hot sauce barely bothers him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:34 PM (39g3+)

299 There is some good stuff out there with good flavor, but some of it is washed out by Cap.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:31 PM (DwZvw)


I like Valentina because it's got a good flavor on its own, a little citrusy, and it's hot enough that you can add as much or as little as you want and not blow out whatever you put it on nor under-season it.

50-50 Valentina and salsa verde in a little dish is pro-tier quesadilla dipping sauce.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:34 PM (t+qrx)

300 PDT Tweet:

"In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can't last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Warming? Please come back fast, we need you!"

He's a piece of work. And I swear I don't know how he keeps his sense of humor with all the crap that's going on.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 09:34 PM (NtglE)

301 Cremo isn't a bad shaving soap. Lasts a good while.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 28, 2019 09:34 PM (CeJUf)

302 286
Barbasol makes razors now, just the Blades are made in South Korea, the
rest is made in the USA. I know the Shaving Cream is made 100% in the
USA from the can to chemicals. They have a factory here in Ohio.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 28, 2019 09:30 PM (dKiJG)

Dorco is the mfgr.

dorcousa.com about half the price of the GEELETs, and once a year or so, they send an email with an additional 40% off sale.

I have about 3 years worth of 6-blades in my cabinet.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:35 PM (sy5kK)

303 the hipster hot sauces served in the midrange bars and restaurants in the Denver area are actually not bad.

I just get bored of the Three Choices: Tapatio, Cholula, and Tabasco. I do.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 09:35 PM (ykYG2)

304 I saw Badger Butthole Hairs open for...nevermind.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says

Is this a Navy joke?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 09:32 PM (ZejZP)


UW joke, I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:36 PM (t+qrx)

305 Cremo isn't a bad shaving soap. Lasts a good while.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 28, 2019 09:34 PM (CeJUf)

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Proraso is a good one too.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 09:36 PM (ffYR/)

306 There is some good stuff out there with good flavor, but some of it is washed out by Cap. We made Sriracha (which is actually a Jalapeno puree base.) The garlic and the different pepper make for an interesting flavor, but it all gets washed out by the heat when you taste it straight. The flavor comes through when you dilute it in a dish, but I see people putting it straight on cheese curds, for pete's sake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:31 PM (DwZvw)


Maybe...I like very few things, and only when they are close to Spanish food. Like flan. I also understand that what is served in the US is a Tex-Mex production not Mexican food per se ?

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:36 PM (bUjCl)

307 300 Let me guess the left wingers are Tweeting back "Idiot,Climate Change is CAUSING this cold!"

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:36 PM (BXMxN)

308 e's a Youtube channel where the guy interviews
various people while they try various hot sauces on chicken wings, each
one hotter than the last. He does really good interviews, which are
made more interesting by the fact that some of his people are about
dying from the heat. And he gets really interesting names like Terry
Crews, Alton Brown, etc.



One of the sauces is made by that guy and apparently its really,
really good (Blair's Death Sauce) and everyone loves it, but its very
expensive.



By the way, Alton Brown has a mouth of tungsten he apparently eats ghost peppers for a snack. The hot sauce barely bothers him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:34 PM (39g3+)

It is called The Hot Ones. The Alton Brown episode was good and the recent one with Gordon Ramsey was pretty funny.

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 09:36 PM (n13/j)

309 for Hot sauce, Cholula and Texas Pete. Though I am sure there are better ones out there. For Picante, only Pace. Nothing made in NYC allowed.

Posted by: Quint

Having lived in all these places where these "sauces" are made, even the coonasses of "Sowut Louisian" prefer Tobasco and Zatarain's as the two go to spices in a craybee boil. They have the taste we want - the taste we need!

Posted by: Boswell at January 28, 2019 09:37 PM (32YRo)

310 Proraso is a good one too.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 09:36 PM (ffYR/)


I use Proraso green. Red smells better but it's too faint a smell for my taste.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:37 PM (t+qrx)

311 and lol Miklos-san. I was waiting for the FIGHT ME on this twitterlike discussion.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

312 I like Cholula and Tapatio okay but they're kinda thin and runny. I do like Tabasco though. Its a classic that always works, but their ONLY good bottle is the basic one, all their other variants are awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:37 PM (39g3+)

313 300
PDT Tweet:



"In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus
60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get
even colder. People can't last outside even for minutes. What the hell
is going on with Global Warming? Please come back fast, we need you!"




Luckily, America has all that evil fracked oil and natural gas to save the day.


I know it is evil because this gal Sandy keeps saying so, and she is on TV all the time!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:38 PM (sy5kK)

314 I don't know who YourTrumpShop.com is, but their new Stand Your Ground tee shirt is great. Shows the smirking kid and the SYG logo.
Pretty good.

Posted by: DIogenes at January 28, 2019 09:38 PM (0tfLf)

315 I do like Tabasco though. Its a classic that always works, but their ONLY good bottle is the basic one, all their other variants are awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:37 PM (39g3+)


Green is good on scrambled eggs.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:38 PM (t+qrx)

316 as for the global-warming true believers - Justinian's Flea awaits them still.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 09:38 PM (ykYG2)

317 I just get bored of the Three Choices: Tapatio, Cholula, and Tabasco. I do.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 09:35 PM (ykYG2)

Crystal. Still made just outside of New Orleans proper (since Katrina). Could smell it from miles away on the mornings when they made it.

Good start to a day.

Posted by: Miklos, one of them Tulane boys at January 28, 2019 09:38 PM (zCyNd)

318 303 Dude,now I know how you got a hole in your colon.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:38 PM (BXMxN)

319 #292
Nice. The one I linked is supposedly a copy of the one from 1945
(you can see 1945 in the link.) I don't plan on using it though!
=============================
Six gallons of clam chowder. You weren't kidding about the quantities

Posted by: mrp55net@yahoo.com at January 28, 2019 09:39 PM (Pqytn)

320 Green is good on scrambled eggs.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:38 PM (t+qrx)

And oysters.

Posted by: Miklos, one of them Tulane boys at January 28, 2019 09:39 PM (zCyNd)

321 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:34 PM (39g3+)

The most recent thing I can think of that has actually lit me up was at a Hot Sauce convention in Louisiana. (Disclaimer: I was in food QA for 15 years and in hot sauces and salsa for around 10 of that.) This was 'Why?!' sauce by the 'Angry Irishman'. It was a combo of Bhut Jolokia (Ghost pepper), Trinidad Scorpion and Carolina Reaper peppers.

It was... hot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:39 PM (DwZvw)

322
I get the cheapest shaving soap I can (non glycerin).I think I got Williams last time. I grate it since being non glycerin I can't melt it. It. I didn't care too much for the Williams scent. To make a kick ass scent I mix in some cologne. Mash it all up and into the mug it goes.
Posted by: The Walking Dude


Don't understand this in the slightest.

I make face soap, yes, with glycerin. It's kind of necessary. It's the opposite of hard bar face-rape scraping tertiary scarricen rading of a shave lotion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 09:39 PM (ZejZP)

323 The old recipe Red Rooster was perfect with wings.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 09:39 PM (LL1Be)

324 This, but Valentina.

Posted by: hogmartin
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Yes, and also Tapatio and Crystal if you need a Louisiana version.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2019 09:39 PM (Y4EXg)

325 Spicy is one thing but why would you want to eat something that causes actual pain?

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:40 PM (BXMxN)

326 Cristal - great on scrambled eggs.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 28, 2019 09:40 PM (CeJUf)

327 Cholula is okay but I like Boo Berry.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2019 09:40 PM (aKsyK)

328 Dip into the can with the bacon drippings. Shave with that. Hoppes #9 for aftershave.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 28, 2019 09:41 PM (xzqr4)

329 I love Barbasol because its classic Americana - its the first canned shaving cream and its been made for more than a century.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:41 PM (39g3+)

330 The media has no idea. The media bubble is real. None non nada nope.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 28, 2019 09:41 PM (0OmEj)

331 Not sure what it is about Tabasco but I don't like the flavor as much. I prefer Cayenne hot sauces for whatever reason.

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 09:41 PM (n13/j)

332 I buy the Proraso Green. Proraso also makes a sensitive skin soap with oatmeal as an ingredient. Not bad.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2019 09:41 PM (Pqytn)

333 I should have stuck to my original resolve not to watch anything containing actual footage. Even though they're being mocked, it makes me angry to see that tv asshole (Trevor Noah?) openly advocating violence and those BLM animals.

Is ace right that "America is seeing this stuff"? It's got 162K so far. Isn't that losing against the MSM, even as their ratings decline?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 28, 2019 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

334 Anyone ever hear of Tiger Sauce? I'd never heard of it before but I like it. Not really hot sauce though.

Posted by: Blutarski at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (+Tibp)

335 Washington Post national political correspondent Dave Weigel referred to President Trump's supporters in no uncertain terms as "rubes" during an appearance on a left-wing podcast Monday.

Posted by: Neo at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (e8kgV)

336 325 Spicy is one thing but why would you want to eat something that causes actual pain?
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:40 PM (BXMxN)

It is almost totally a guy thing. At a certain heat level, you cannot really taste anything. The first bite, yes. After that, your taste buds just put up the 'Gone Home' sign and wave to you on the toilet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (DwZvw)

337 329
I love Barbasol because its classic Americana - its the first canned shaving cream and its been made for more than a century.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:41 PM (39g3+)

and still the lowest price!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (sy5kK)

338 Ballistol for aftershave. Beats Hoppes any day.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (CeJUf)

339 Not sure what it is about Tabasco but I don't like the flavor as much. I prefer Cayenne hot sauces for whatever reason.
Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 09:41 PM (n13/j)

Cayenne is good.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (bUjCl)

340 Welp, trying something different tonight...

Grilling steak again. THIS time, besides all the stuff I usually prep my steak with, I put a pat of butter on it.

Let's see if butter really is the 'steakhouse secret'...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (miE9U)

341 Spicy is one thing but why would you want to eat something that causes actual pain?
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:40 PM (BXMxN)

--------------------------

As I have gotten older I handle spicy better, but will never be one that eats stuff so spicy my eye sockets sweat.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (ffYR/)

342 Whole bottle of Frank's hot sauce, 1 tablespoons of butter, dash of Tabasco sauce and then some garlic powder. That's what I use for my wing sauce.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (dKiJG)

343 PDT Tweet

What the hell is going on with Global Warming? Please come back fast, we need you!"




DOJ to open Special Counsel inquisition into Trump colluding with Mossad Weather Machines in 10, 9, 8, 7....

Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (786Ro)

344 Quint and runner, Tabasco is made with cayenne peppers. ;-)

I agree it's not for everyone, but I like the simplicity of the recipe, among other things.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:43 PM (miE9U)

345 325 steevy

It's not about the pain:

It's about the 'mala '.

Posted by: ibguy at January 28, 2019 09:43 PM (EHVbt)

346 Anyone ever hear of Tiger Sauce? I'd never heard of it before but I like it. Not really hot sauce though.
Posted by: Blutarski


It's just the original chile, vinegar, garlic, sugar sauce.

That's it. That's the claim to fame.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 09:43 PM (ZejZP)

347 (I actually marinated my steak in Tabasco tonight.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:43 PM (miE9U)

348
Grilling steak again. THIS time, besides all the stuff I usually prep my steak with, I put a pat of butter on it.

Let's see if butter really is the 'steakhouse secret'...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (miE9U)

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It needs to be herb butter with a little garlic.

So sayeth the Lord.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2019 09:43 PM (UGqF8)

349 Spicy is one thing but why would you want to eat something that causes actual pain?

I agree. I can generally handle heat better than most people I know but there is a limit where it gets crazy and you lose flavor, its just pain. And later, it hurts even worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:43 PM (39g3+)

350 Cicero, lotsa garlic already on it. :-)
Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:43 PM (miE9U)

351 Also thyme and vulcan fire salt.

Oops, and the timer's a-ringin. Let's see how it smells!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:44 PM (miE9U)

352 Cicero, lotsa garlic already on it. :-)
Thanks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:43 PM (miE9U)

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Just checking. Compliance purposes and all that sort of stuff, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2019 09:45 PM (UGqF8)

353 steevy, yeah, I probably shouldn't have sprinkled so much of that "Ass Blaster" rated hot sauce on my breakfast that morning. "Better than a caffeinated gerbil!" it said on the side

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 09:45 PM (ykYG2)

354 348


Grilling steak again. THIS time, besides all the stuff I usually prep my steak with, I put a pat of butter on it.



Let's see if butter really is the 'steakhouse secret'...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (miE9U)



---------



It needs to be herb butter with a little garlic.



So sayeth the Lord.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2019 09:43 PM (UGqF


on the side, melt some butter with some bleu cheese.

pour over steak just before serving.

you can thank me later.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:45 PM (sy5kK)

355 344 Quint and runner, Tabasco is made with cayenne peppers. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:43 PM (miE9U)

*psst* Tabasco peppers. Same family, different variety.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:45 PM (DwZvw)

356 Isn't that losing against the MSM, even as their ratings decline?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 28, 2019 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

UNBUNDLE ALL THE CABLES

Posted by: Miklos, regulatorally inclined at January 28, 2019 09:45 PM (zCyNd)

357 Let's see if butter really is the 'steakhouse secret'...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (miE9U)

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The sauce for Steak au Poivre is a butter-heavy indulgence. Crushed peppercorns and butter poured over a steak. Very, very tasty.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (Pqytn)

358 What I don't like is Sriracha, its too sweet and I don't like sweet hot sauces. Its not bad but its overrated and everyone was putting it in everything for a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (39g3+)

359 329 I love Barbasol because its classic Americana - its the first canned shaving cream and its been made for more than a century.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:41 PM (39g3+)

They sponsored the Columbus Crew and they handed out special cans, that was like 5 years ago and I haven't gone through the free cans.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (dKiJG)

360 Maybe those global warming scientists can learn to code or something?

Posted by: DIogenes at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (0tfLf)

361 329 I love Barbasol because its classic Americana - its the first canned shaving cream and its been made for more than a century.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:41 PM (39g3+)


Too bad they don't still make Burma-Shave.

Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

362 Smells good...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (miE9U)

363 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (miE9U)



I think the butter goes on just before serving, but don't quote me on that! It's what I do with my steak (and burgers)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (V0ief)

364 Let's see if butter really is the 'steakhouse secret'...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM
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Actually, try brushing it with melted butter just before serving.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (NtglE)

365 Y'all are making me hungry.Damnit.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (BXMxN)

366 The "secret ingredient" in Tabasco is nutrias.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Miklos, who just said at January 28, 2019 09:47 PM (zCyNd)

367 292 That said copyright 2013. My grandfather was one of those who put together the WWII one. We've got a copy around here somewhere, with the letter to him.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 09:28 PM
~~~~~

Nice. The one I linked is supposedly a copy of the one from 1945 (you can see 1945 in the link.) I don't plan on using it though!
Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 09:32 PM (NtglE)


Then that's the one he did. They made him an honorary Rear Admiral for the work. I found a quote from him, attacked on some lib sites, about the minimum wage. But even the quote unf***er doesn't work.

I guess it's true about acorns and oak trees.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 09:47 PM (VaN/j)

368 Thanks for all the good advice, everyone!
Luv me peppercorns and blue cheese too.
Stubrik's in Fullerton CA has steak with that stuff, I gotta get me there sometime in 2019.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:47 PM (miE9U)

369 Thanks to The Shave Club I've discovered shave butter. I like it. As good as any shave cream and smells better.

Posted by: DIogenes at January 28, 2019 09:47 PM (0tfLf)

370 Tammy and Irish - separated at birth.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 09:48 PM (NtglE)

371 Thanks to The Shave Club I've discovered shave butter. I like it. As good as any shave cream and smells better.
Posted by: DIogenes at January 28, 2019 09:47 PM (0tfLf)

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But how does it work on steak?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2019 09:48 PM (UGqF8)

372 Melt some butter in a pan, throw in some chopped garlic, saute, let the garlic get into the butter, throw in some chopped onions, let the onion get into the butter, throw in some chopped mushrooms last so they don't get overcooked. Dump the concoction on your grilled steak.

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2019 09:48 PM (jGvbj)

373 #357
The steak is dredged in the peppercorns and then dropped in a hot skillet. Vent ... liberally.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2019 09:49 PM (Pqytn)

374 on the side, melt some butter with some bleu cheese.

pour over steak just before serving.

you can thank me later.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:45 PM (sy5kK)


That's.... a lotta of flavor right there. Of course steak au poivre is bathed in brandy, cream and garlic...

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:49 PM (bUjCl)

375 Tammy!! :-)

What I did is, put a pat on it right after placing it on the grill.

The pat stayed fairly solid, I went ahead and, 8 mins later, turned over the steak with the pat still there. Made a nice buttery sauce for the steak to sizzle in once I turned it over.

Then I put some more on while the other side cooked for another 5 minutes.

It came out medium to medium-well btw. I know, I'm a heathen ;-)...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:49 PM (miE9U)

376 Is this Twitter?

Posted by: Jon Podhoretz, the lost cuckman at January 28, 2019 09:49 PM (S6Pax)

377 Yeah I'd use Burma Shave over anything else, if it was the original stuff. Even if it sucked: Burma Shave

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:49 PM (39g3+)

378 Thanks davidt!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:49 PM (miE9U)

379 *psst* Tabasco peppers. Same family, different variety.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:45 PM (DwZvw)


really ? things you learn here...

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (bUjCl)

380 The steak is dredged in the peppercorns and then dropped in a hot skillet. Vent ... liberally

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PRO TIP: Never dredge a good piece of meat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (UGqF8)

381 Jon, yes this is Twitter.
Yer BANNED!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (miE9U)

382 347 (I actually marinated my steak in Tabasco tonight.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:43 PM (miE9U)

Ribeye, Teriyaki sauce for 1/2 hour before grilling.

My go to.

Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (NgKpN)

383 Ballistol for aftershave. Beats Hoppes any day.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 28, 2019 09:42 PM (CeJUf)

Break Free for that military scent.

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (n13/j)

384 When the Deplorable Gourmet hit Amazon, I checked the reviews. One, unfortunately deleted, said "you can taste the hate in every bite." I wish they'd left it up. I love being deplored.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (VaN/j)

385 But how does it work on steak?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2019 09:48 PM (UGqF

*******

Is that her nick-name?

Posted by: DIogenes at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (0tfLf)

386 Aetius, thanks for that info.
Yup, I learn something new every day here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (miE9U)

387 Then that's the one he did. They made him an honorary Rear Admiral for the work. I found a quote from him, attacked on some lib sites, about the minimum wage. But even the quote unf***er doesn't work.

I guess it's true about acorns and oak trees.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 09:47 PM
~~~~~

That is so cool! (not the idiot libs, of course)

Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (NtglE)

388 Ribeye, Teriyaki sauce for 1/2 hour before grilling.

My go to.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (NgKpN)

that's an easy one

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:51 PM (bUjCl)

389 The "secret ingredient" in Tabasco is nutrias.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Miklos, who just said at January 28, 2019 09:47 PM (zCyNd)


"Nutrias" is an anagram for "Sir Tuna".

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

390 360 Maybe those global warming scientists can learn to code or something?
Posted by: DIogenes

Based on their "models" I'd say they need to UNlearn a bunch of coding.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 28, 2019 09:51 PM (LOq4H)

391 Don Q, oh yeah.
For years and years I splashed my steak with soy sauce while cooking.
Still do, sometimes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:51 PM (miE9U)

392 Is this a Navy joke?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 09:32 PM


If the Navy wanted you to have a sense of humor, it would have issued you one.

Currently, the only jokes in the Navy are 7th Fleet OODs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2019 09:51 PM (DMUuz)

393 The sauce for Steak au Poivre is a butter-heavy indulgence. Crushed peppercorns and butter poured over a steak. Very, very tasty.
Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (Pqytn)

Having that tomorrow night. Made the same and with brandy sauce.

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 28, 2019 09:51 PM (P4Pk9)

394 Tasty,tasty hate.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:51 PM (BXMxN)

395 JPud wouldn't last an hour here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 09:51 PM (ykYG2)

396 I always shave with Che butter. It's revolutionary!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2019 09:51 PM (aKsyK)

397 384 When the Deplorable Gourmet hit Amazon, I checked the reviews. One, unfortunately deleted, said "you can taste the hate in every bite." I wish they'd left it up. I love being deplored.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (VaN/j)

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Learn To Code would probably get you kicked off now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2019 09:51 PM (UGqF8)

398 PRO TIP: Never dredge a good piece of meat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (UGqF

=========================
Unless you're coating a fine steak with crushed peppercorns.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2019 09:52 PM (Pqytn)

399 The secret ingredient for steak?

Heinz 57.

Posted by: DIogenes at January 28, 2019 09:52 PM (0tfLf)

400 PRO TIP: Never dredge a good piece of meat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


And don't put Barbasol on it, either.

Am I mixing something up here?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 28, 2019 09:52 PM (S6Pax)

401 Okay, time to taste the steak.

I'll have my review in the ONT. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:52 PM (miE9U)

402 All you lot chatting about shaving and creams and blades made on the thighs of virgins.... I haven't shaved since October 11th, 1992 when I resigned my commission as an Army CW2. Don't miss it and the length of the beard keeps the cage drivers off my blind spot when I'm on the motorcycle. Well the beard and the 1911 in a shoulder holster out in the open where they can see it.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 28, 2019 09:52 PM (8ZeGS)

403 What I don't like is Sriracha, its too sweet and I
don't like sweet hot sauces. Its not bad but its overrated and everyone
was putting it in everything for a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (39g3+)

The College kids called it Rooster sauce. It was good. but once they made a beer with it, time to move one. I actually stopped using it a good ten years ago, so played.

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 09:52 PM (n13/j)

404 Bozo, what about shave butter on steak?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 28, 2019 09:52 PM (miE9U)

405 379 *psst* Tabasco peppers. Same family, different variety.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:45 PM (DwZvw)


really ? things you learn here...
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:50 PM (bUjCl)

Yeah.

Tabasco Peppers:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabasco_pepper

Cayenne Pepper:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cayenne_pepper

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:53 PM (DwZvw)

406 Is this Twitter?

Posted by: Jon Podhoretz, the lost cuckman at January 28, 2019 09:49 PM (S6Pax)


Squeal like a piggy, boy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 28, 2019 09:53 PM (WZdqR)

407 The sauce for Steak au Poivre is a butter-heavy indulgence. Crushed peppercorns and butter poured over a steak. Very, very tasty.
Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2019 09:46 PM (Pqytn)

Having that tomorrow night. Made the same and with brandy sauce.
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 28, 2019 09:51 PM (P4Pk9)

Do not put peppercorns in the sauce. Proper way is to press into meat before cooking

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:53 PM (bUjCl)

408 Also tenderloin with peanut butter and brandy sauce

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 28, 2019 09:53 PM (P4Pk9)

409 My wife does all those thing with steak. Love her.

Another is bleu cheese butter, sort of blended together. Once we actually had some leftovers, and the next morning, before I was up, she killed it up, with help from the dog. "It made her so happy."

Then she started with an imitation of those real crime shows, "In a green leafy enclave in Richmond Va..."

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 09:53 PM (VaN/j)

410 They have been lying to us for so long they believe their lies are Truth(tm).

True believers who are also the Dumbest Kids On The Block, but they are the only ones who don't know it.

Democracy Dies By Dumbfuck

Posted by: Sharkman at January 28, 2019 09:53 PM (yTo22)

411 Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 09:48 PM (NtglE)


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2019 09:54 PM (V0ief)

412 Ribeye: salt for 24 in fridge.

Grill, sear for 3 per inch. Warm up plate.

Flip steak. Add fresh pepper to seared side, and flip. Press for doneness.

Better have the sides done because steaks' done.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 09:54 PM (ZejZP)

413 But how does it work on steak?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 28, 2019 09:48 PM (UGqF

Steak-ummms

Posted by: Miklos, who just said again at January 28, 2019 09:54 PM (zCyNd)

414 Key to a great steak. Great steak, properly applied salt, pepper. Maybe some butter and quick deglaze.

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 09:55 PM (n13/j)

415 Steak-ummms
Posted by: Miklos, who just said again at January 28, 2019 09:54 PM (zCyNd)


Rare.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)

416 @405 Cayenne FTW !

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:55 PM (bUjCl)

417 If we're into steak I'm out of the loop. I don't like steak and I don't know how to cook it as a result. If I don't like a food I can't get an instinct for how its supposed to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:55 PM (39g3+)

418 Do not put peppercorns in the sauce. Proper way is to press into meat before cooking

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:53 PM (bUjCl)

Save the livers!

Posted by: Julia Child at January 28, 2019 09:56 PM (zCyNd)

419 Bozo, what about shave butter on steak?
Posted by: qdpsteve


Is your steak hairy? I think you may have bigger problems than you know.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 28, 2019 09:56 PM (S6Pax)

420 steve, that will work fine, butter never hurts anything! I think the point of adding just before serving is so the maximum amount remains on the steak, thereby enhancing/spreading the flavors through all that butterfat!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 28, 2019 09:56 PM (V0ief)

421 Steak-ummms
Posted by: Miklos


See, no. That's a meme.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 09:56 PM (ZejZP)

422 417
If we're into steak I'm out of the loop. I don't like steak and I don't
know how to cook it as a result. If I don't like a food I can't get an
instinct for how its supposed to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:55 PM (39g3+)


INFIDEL!!

Posted by: davidt at January 28, 2019 09:56 PM (jGvbj)

423 Anybody watching Dogs of Berlin on Netflix?

It has it all. Dark comedy. Sex. Islamophobia. NeoNazis. Sex. Cops. Sex. Gays. Sex. Dark rainy scenes. More sex. Tattoos. Gangs. Sex. Butt sex. Boobs.

And you learn how to say fuck you in Deutch!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 28, 2019 09:57 PM (+fPHo)

424 If we're into steak I'm out of the loop. I don't like steak and I don't know how to cook it as a result. If I don't like a food I can't get an instinct for how its supposed to be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:55 PM (39g3+)


Au poivre is probably the easiest preparation. 15 minutes end to end.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:57 PM (bUjCl)

425 @417 <points finger, opens mouth and hisses>

Just like Donald Southerland in the end of Invasion of the body snatchers.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 28, 2019 09:57 PM (8ZeGS)

426 417 If we're into steak I'm out of the loop. I don't like steak and I don't know how to cook it as a result. If I don't like a food I can't get an instinct for how its supposed to be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:55 PM (39g3+)

You 'do not like steak'? Does not quite compute.

Prime rib?
Ribeye?
T-Bone?
Porterhouse?
Filet Mignon?

Not any of it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:57 PM (DwZvw)

427 If we're into steak I'm out of the loop. I don't like steak and I don't know how to cook it as a result. If I don't like a food I can't get an instinct for how its supposed to be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 09:58 PM (ZejZP)

428 ONT Nood

Posted by: Blutarski at January 28, 2019 09:58 PM (+Tibp)

429 errr, this was the original script:

If we're into steak I'm out of the loop. I don't like steak and I don't know how to cook it as a result. If I don't like a food I can't get an instinct for how its supposed to be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Ah, Rosebud, you are seeking wisdom.

This is the first step in seeking wisdom.

* off-key flute *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 09:58 PM (ZejZP)

430 Prime rib?
Ribeye?
T-Bone?
Porterhouse?
Filet Mignon?

Not any of it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:57 PM (DwZvw)


Correct answer is Ribeye

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:58 PM (bUjCl)

431 I'm barely competent as a cook but I can make a good steak.It's pretty easy if I can do it.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:58 PM (BXMxN)

432 We are grilling bison burgers for lunch tomorrow. A little Franks on top. Toasted brioche buns, some roasted poblano pepper on top and melted provolone.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 28, 2019 09:59 PM (+fPHo)

433 New York Strip?
London Broil?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 28, 2019 09:59 PM (DwZvw)

434 Do not put peppercorns in the sauce. Proper way is to press into meat before cooking

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:53 PM (bUjCl)

========================
Correct. I use the edge of the skillet to crush the peppercorns. The aroma coming from a plate covered with freshly crushed black peppercorns is awesome.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2019 09:59 PM (Pqytn)

435 ONT Nood



darn, I was just getting started....

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:59 PM (bUjCl)

436 Bulitt starting on TCM now

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 09:59 PM (BXMxN)

437 All I can see is an Atreides that I want to kill.

Posted by: Feyd Rautha at January 28, 2019 09:59 PM (l9m7l)

438 If we're into steak I'm out of the loop. I don't
like steak and I don't know how to cook it as a result. If I don't like
a food I can't get an instinct for how its supposed to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 09:55 PM (39g3+)

I used to like you. I kid.

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 09:59 PM (n13/j)

439 I guess it is possible to not like steak. No worries

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 10:00 PM (n13/j)

440 Sean Hannity interviewing Chris Christie.


Like watching Rocky tenderize hanging meat.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 28, 2019 10:00 PM (LL1Be)

441 Great hot sauce is Black Bear Diners Papa Burn. They sell it, too

Posted by: Russkilitliver at January 28, 2019 10:00 PM (peFqt)

442
Correct answer is Ribeye

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:58 PM (bUjCl)

hmm, right again.

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 10:01 PM (n13/j)

443 Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 28, 2019 09:52 PM (8ZeGS)

*fist bump*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 28, 2019 10:02 PM (YndB3)

444 You evil meat people!

Meat is murder!

ONLY AVOCADO ON TOAST

But not so easy to make at home, but cheaper at home. Also learn how to make coffee, 'cause job skillz

*sobs*

Posted by: rilly smart chicks formerly from various publications at January 28, 2019 10:02 PM (zCyNd)

445 I am gonna try reverse sear tomorrow

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 28, 2019 10:04 PM (BJlbN)

446 Ribbed cast iron pan, pre-heated under a broiler 15 min. Slap a steak on it seasoned with s and p. 2 min. 30 sec. each side for a 1 inch thick steak. Spoon pesto over the hot steak. Get favors from your best girl.

Posted by: dartist at January 28, 2019 10:06 PM (K22Va)

447 Hey Horde, about the P&G boycott...

Howzabout moving away from Gillette, but letting them know in a polite way why.
Then you can point out that you won't hold it against other P&G products unless they too go over the line.

Isolate Gillette ala Alinsky. Gives P&G something to consider other than "well we lost that customer and are still doing well". A slow ratchet. It's smarter.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 28, 2019 10:06 PM (z79tQ)

448 374
on the side, melt some butter with some bleu cheese.



pour over steak just before serving.



you can thank me later.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 09:45 PM (sy5kK)





That's.... a lotta of flavor right there. Of course steak au poivre is bathed in brandy, cream and garlic...

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2019 09:49 PM (bUjCl) i


I assumed there would be a glass of Cab next to the steak, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

449 If we're into steak I'm out of the loop. I don't like steak and I don't
know how to cook it as a result. If I don't like a food I can't get an
instinct for how its supposed to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Get a good choice ribeye with obvious marbling. Let it sit out for 30 minutes. Season it with enough salt and pepper (many don't season enough). Sear it on medium/high for a few minutes a side at most, then through it in the oven for 4-5 minutes. Or you can try the reverse sear method, that is my new go to.

Then wait a good 5 minutes minimum before cutting into the thing.

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 10:08 PM (n13/j)

450 I assumed there would be a glass of Cab next to the steak, of course.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 28, 2019 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

We are not heathens. I don't choose Cab with many foods. But almost always with steak. And also really good farmhouse cheddar.

Posted by: Quint at January 28, 2019 10:10 PM (n13/j)

451 "Given his proclivities.." Ha, reminds me of a ballad...

"Surly John, surly John...I shot his face now he's done..."

Posted by: Boswell at January 28, 2019 10:11 PM (32YRo)

452 The kid and his companions are HEROES, you dogs who criticize them. That's how far down the dark road to HELL you've traveled.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at January 28, 2019 10:57 PM (xZjSg)

453 Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at January 28, 2019 10:57 PM (xZjSg)

--------------------------

wut?

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 11:29 PM (ffYR/)

454

Hot damn, ace.
Thank God someone made this video.
It nails it.

Thank you for posting it.

I pray it goes viral.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at January 29, 2019 02:19 AM (Z2PYk)

455
I watched it three times it is so damn good.

Maybe we can combat and defeat these motherfuckers using social media. _Maybe_.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at January 29, 2019 02:27 AM (Z2PYk)

456 A worthy parody, along with several other recent Gillette parodies.
I do notice that Gillette seems to mostly appeal these days to types like the Black Hebrews who don't shave (or bathe regularly), some of whom are too low-T to shave more than once a week like Nathan Phillips. By contrast, the Covington kids were uniformly bathed and shaved (since some nun would punch them into the middle of next week if they weren't presentable).
There is a thing though that has struck me about the Gillette ad. I think they may be surrendering the men's razor market and trying to make lemonade out of their market lemons. Dollar Shave and others have been eating their lunch on Gillette's overpriced 27-blade razors for men. But Gillette also sells almost identical razors- in girly colors - to women. But the women's razors cost twice as much as the ones for men. So that women's razor market is more than twice as profitable to Gillette as the larger men's razor market.

So Gillette may know that the jig is up as for selling razors to average guys. But they can expand their reach to Lefty women to build brand loyalty to them on a political/social agenda. So the lesbians and the gays and the Lefty dudes and the Lefty women who buy razors for themselves as well as their husbands and the people who will reflexively buy the most expensive item on any menu or on any shelf on the principle that pricier-is-better may be the market that Gillette is trying to capture and hold onto against their Dollar Shave competitors who are scooping up the men's razor market over the last few years.
This may actually be a shrewd longterm marketing strategy for Gillette. Gillette doesn't want to sell to guys with cheap Android phones and a Chevy; they want to sell to the freespending libs with new annual iPhone plans and driving BMWs who think it's always better and more class-conscious for status seekers to buy the most expensive name brand on the shelf.

Posted by: TooCon at January 29, 2019 05:00 AM (4SKa/)

457 I prefer to use BIC raizors instead

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 29, 2019 04:13 PM (wGqjj)

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