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Twitter Now Suspending Accounts for Saying "#LearnToCode"?!? This is now "Hate Speech"??!!
Hate speech is whatever leftwing NPCs say it is. (Whoops, I see Oregon Muse covered this.)
But Twitter is totally a politically neutral content platform and not a publisher. It should have immunity to lawsuits for defamation or IP infringement as if it were a neutral content platform, even though it is clearly a publisher, because most of our alleged "conservative" thought leaders are Twitter Addicts who don't want their favorite drug adulterated and also sorta-kinda might be taking money from Big Tech.Twitter’s New HateCrime®️ pic.twitter.com/DaPkPylShX
— GayPatriot™️ (@GayPatriot) January 27, 2019
I am told by a person in the know that tweeting "learn to code" at any recently laid off journalist will be treated as "abusive behavior" and is a violation of Twitter's Terms of Service
— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) January 28, 2019
Huff Po - 10 Yr Challenge pic.twitter.com/XEeREjRcrH
— Richard Painter's Neck (@RichardPainter0) January 27, 2019
— Murphy's Law (@frum_reaganite) January 28, 2019
— Miter Binisdurtee (@ittehgaps1) January 28, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2019 11:46 AM (O2RFr)
Um, I didn't mean it quite that way.
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at January 28, 2019 11:46 AM (pPQeR)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 28, 2019 11:47 AM (QBy2Q)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 11:48 AM (VpIIl)
Some time ago her lifeless body was mummified in strict adherence to the protocols contained in the Book of the Dead and her organs placed in canopic jars.
She was deposited in a sarcophagus in a vault underneath the Great Pyramid by Imhotep, Priest of Osiris to prepare her for her journey into the afterlife.
There her "ba" or spirit-essence will be joined with Ra as he travels the sky in his sun-barque, pending the god Anubis leading her into the presence of Osiris.
She expects Osiris to find her pure of heart upon which he will re-animate her body and nominate her for the Chief Justice position on the Court.
Judge Ginsburg said she is bringing her case files with her into the afterlife and during down time will be ruling on cases. She said she will communicate her decisions to me once her "ba" is reunited with her mortal body.
Posted by: Justice Kagan at January 28, 2019 11:48 AM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at January 28, 2019 11:49 AM (0QYMt)
Seriously, why would you support a site which despises you?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 11:49 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2019 11:49 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 11:50 AM (u4XBV)
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 11:50 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 11:50 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 11:50 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 11:50 AM (u4XBV)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 11:50 AM (VpIIl)
Once upon a midnight gloaming, my mouth agape and whitely foaming,
my frantic mind e'er roaming, roaming o'er outrages of liberal lore,
I gave my dork a playful slapping, setting my balls slowly flapping, but suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Ah, distinctly I remember, as the calender thinned e'er closer to November,
tugging at my flacid member, trying to forget the anguish Bush v. Gore,
But still I awaited new elections; - and vigorously I stroked my erections,
To fancies suiting my predilections -
dreams of Bush's eviction, thoughs of Cheney's Halliburton conviction,
the proof of quagmire prediction, and avenging the crucifixion of sainted Martyr Albert Alphonse Gore -
But all this was madness; dreams only and only dreams
and surely nothing more.
And so in thought, my schlong palm-wrought, the pulsing urgency of my cock demanded more
But my jacking had to be stopped; just as I was recalling a a feel I once copped
off Eleanor Mondale, in nineteen eighty-four;
And so having paused my bishop-beating, I stood there anxiously repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Just a guy from NARAL entreating entrance at my chamber door;-
Let me with my visions of the Daughters Gore.'
And so the pulsings of my cock grew stronger; and my weiner grew still longer,
but even now more urgently came the tapping at my door,
`Please!' I cried in frustration, `You're ruining my masturbation,
How can I continue stroking while you;re so insistently poking,
And so insistently poking, poking at my chamber door,
Thou hath spoilt my chicken-choking!' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.
Of that darkness deeply drinking, my dinky winky, e'er shrinking,
Thinking, thinking thoughts I'd scarcely dared to dream before--
But the silence was oppressive, and the Patriot Act so repressive,
And the only signal there expressive was the whispered word, `'04!'
This I whispered back, and an echo chanted back the word, `'04!'
Stiff I was, stiff like Albert Gore.
Back into the chamber turning, my choad within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely something at my window chants;
Let me tuck my wiener into my pants, and with dork pant-sheathed let me this mystery explore -
Let give my prick a rest and this mystery explore; -
Let me venture, venture out beyond the safety of my door.
I stepped fearfully into the night, clutching throat and warding fright,
and then I smelled something foul, as foul as anything I'd smelled before.
For in the gloaming was something rank, filling my nose with a bestial stank,
and there a shadowy figure of imposing girth, sniggering with malicious mirth,
Surely it could not be--
husky huckster Michael Moore??!
Open here I flung the shutter, raging like a Earth-First nutter,
In there stepped a strange donkey, draped in a campaign poster for Al Gore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not an instant stopped or stayed he;
But, without a word in passing, his butthole venting and gassing, he crapped a load of crap upon my chamber door -
Crapped upon my Restoration Hardware chamber door -
Crapped, and shat, and nothing more.
Then this wicked ass began beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the lunatic grin and crazy countenance it wore,
`Though thy droppings be upon my door, thou,' I said, `art sure not crass.
wild-eyed and lunatic ass wand'ring in from some Berkeley or Massachusetts shore -
Tell me what hath driven you from darkling domains to take a dump upon my modest door!'
Quoth the donkey, `Wait till 04.'
Much I marvelled this strange ass to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing talking jackass poop upon his chamber door -
crapping and shitting on the Mother Jones magazines lying near my chamber door,
shitting on the collected works of Cornell West on a shelf along my floor,
With such message as `Wait till '04.'
But the donkey, sitting lonely on the stoop, having now pooped out a stinky poop,
Spake just this command, as if his soul in this demand he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - nor his tail he even fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have shat my door before -
On the morrow the ass will leave me, as my hopes have flown with Al Gore.'
Then the ass said, `Wait till 04.'
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught beneath our fascist chimp master, reeling from economic disaster,
Followed fast and followed faster till his brayings one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of 'Wait Till '04.'
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed by the donkey's anal censer,
the stink of donkey-floppings whisping o'er the bust of Howard Dean standing by my chamber door.
`Ass,' I cried, `by thy words thou hath pained me - by these poopstains hath thou stained me!
'Away, Strange Ass, away and bray no more, dismaying me with memories of Al Gore!
'I pray thee mercy and stop, stop reminding me of that Tennessean bore!'
Quoth the donkey, `Wait till 04.'
`Be that word our sign of parting, ass or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting, as the ass began loudly farting -
`Stop rubbing your ass all over my chamber door!
'Leave no brown loaf as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
'Leave my loneliness unbroken! - stop crapping all over my floor!
'Take thy ass away from this place, and stop reminding me of Al Gore!'
Quoth the donkey, `Wait till 04.'
And that donkey, never flitting, still is sitting, still is shitting,
On the "Save the Whales" welcome mat lying by my chamber door;
O Cursed Ass! What mischief hath thou arranged, my fragile psyche thou hath ill deranged,
'from my mind hath thou all sense estranged, filling me with false hope that all might be changed,
'changed-- do not tempt me with fancies strange, that the fascist chimp might yet be exchanged
'for President Albert Alphonse Gore!'
And yet the evil ass still is sitting, his dirty ass ever shitting,
shitting o'er the crystal unicorns arranged upon my floor;
And dares me yet to dream, dream of taking the White House once more, of Borking judges on the Senate floor,
of paying unwed mothers, cutting the military like we've never cut before,
legalizing pot, hugging trees, and giving heroin needles to the poor,
My mind has become unhinged; I've joined the political fringe!
Just you all wait -- wait till 04!
- Jonah Goldberg (2002)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 28, 2019 11:51 AM (GFNAW)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 28, 2019 11:51 AM (+ldAm)
It might be time to dust off the "snowflake" pejorative again. These idiots define it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2019 11:51 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: mr tmz at January 28, 2019 11:52 AM (m/Gc2)
But it's o.k to Tweet than kids at Covington should be locked in the school and the school burned down?!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2019 11:49 AM (AllCR
Yes. The HuffPo people are the friends of the Twitter people, while the Covington kids are their mortal enemies, worse than Hitler's spawn!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at January 28, 2019 11:52 AM (0QYMt)
arrows in the left's quiver, mockery and ridicule, is being denied their
opposition.
So telling a journalist they should learn to code is now a bannable offense on all of the social fascist platforms?
Hmm..We are definetly going to need a much larger Pinochet Airlines.
Posted by: Marduk's Gyoza at January 28, 2019 11:52 AM (3hnGD)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 11:53 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2019 11:53 AM (aWhzp)
Posted by: NCKate at January 28, 2019 11:54 AM (JyTrc)
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2019 11:54 AM (U5tDi)
Its projection with these people. All. the. time.
Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2019 11:54 AM (ycPk2)
Seriously, why would you support a site which despises you?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 11:49 AM (bkUtD)
I have never Tweeted anything. I made an account solely so I could follow President Trump.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 28, 2019 11:54 AM (QBy2Q)
I think facecrime ranks up there in the mind of SJWs
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2019 11:55 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 11:56 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 11:56 AM (WYC5Y)
Learn To Code Has No Home Here
Get your yard banners printed in the same colors and fonts as what Amazon sells. Use Google to get the translations to all the languages.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 28, 2019 11:56 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2019 11:56 AM (aWhzp)
that's because those that need to learn to code haven't yet noticed that the keywords of most programming languages are based on (gasp!) English.
in addition to being the lingua franca, english is the lingua coda.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 11:56 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 11:56 AM (u4XBV)
A bonus some people don't know: you can read their Twitter timelines from most search engines. It's the only way I view Twitter.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 11:56 AM (VWp7G)
What a bunch of sissified hapless snowflakes.
"Oh... did big mean critics shove your own words up your ass???"
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 11:57 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 11:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2019 11:56 AM (aWhzp)
+++++++++++
Disagreeable speech is violence, and violence isn't protected.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)
A PhD in Romantic Comedies! A freakin' PhD in Romantic Comedies! If there's justice in this world, she'll be paying off those student loans for the next couple of decades.
As the old knight in the third Indiana Jones movie said:
"She chose poorly."
Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 28, 2019 11:14 AM (pZox7)
B-but, Chloe darling...a PhD in Romantic Comedies?
What will you do with that? That school is very expensive...and we can't-
No. No, dear. We aren't trying to oppress you. No, no. Sweetheart we aren't part of the vicious Patriarchy.
Honey, this isn't like "A Handmaiden's Tale".
We just....well, we wonder...yes, yes, you're a very fierce, powerful woman with your own ideas...but...
What about Hollywood?
No...no honey. Our lives aren't just about money.
But....
Well....
Yes, of course, you can use your gifts to bring down the Patriarchy...and yes, the Cis-Norminitive Orthodoxy on a blog.
No darling. We believe in...
Maybe you can learn how to code...You know, on the side. L-like a hobby...
Oh...oh. Chloe! Don't say that!
Chloe!!!!
Come back!!!!
....
...
...
Posted by: Chloe's Parents at January 28, 2019 11:57 AM (9X624)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 11:58 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2019 11:58 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 28, 2019 11:58 AM (JFO2v)
#HOLDtheMAYO
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 11:59 AM (u4XBV)
Whiter than polar bears in a snowstorm. Not even DIVERSE polar bears.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2019 11:59 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Aviator at January 28, 2019 11:59 AM (0PD0H)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 28, 2019 11:51 AM (GFNAW)
WTF?!!
That was brilliant!
Posted by: Toby Keith at January 28, 2019 11:59 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2019 11:59 AM (Lursk)
"Learn to code." HATE SPEECH
This is all heading toward that moment when some people are going to get hit with a Pusser stick.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 11:59 AM (Boy/L)
The left isn't going to like it when we start posting back.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 28, 2019 11:59 AM (q1ehJ)
Posted by: Vic at January 28, 2019 11:59 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2019 11:49 AM (AllCR)
You're new to this whole "Progressive" thing, I see...
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (NWiLs)
You can read all the twatters stuff you want without joining. Just can't post stuff or send private messages.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (QDnY+)
A PhD in Romantic Comedies! A freakin' PhD in Romantic Comedies! If there's justice in this world, she'll be paying off those student loans for the next couple of decades.
As the old knight in the third Indiana Jones movie said:
"She chose poorly."
Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 28, 2019 11:14 AM (pZox7)
B-but, Chloe darling...a PhD in Romantic Comedies?
yeah, well...
my degree is in philosophy. after my graduation, after my beaming parents and i retired to a&w for some celebratory hamburgers and root beer, dad says: "philosophy? i always thought philosophers were folks sitting around with one thumb in their mouth and the other up their ass trying to decide which to pull out first!"
naturally, i put my degree to work by becoming a programmer; i.e., i learned to code.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (sGtp+)
IMO, their best bet is to master the art of serving up wokelatte soy fappacinos; you know, what they're used to ordering.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2019 12:01 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2019 11:59 AM (Lursk)
Them: "More women in STEM fields!"
Us: "Learn to code."
Them: "HATE SPEECH!!1!!!1!"
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:01 PM (NWiLs)
I can't get too upset at the people who get banned because they knew this going in. It's why I left Twitter a while ago. No upside, plenty of downside.
Plus, I didn't like being angry all the time.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:01 PM (VWp7G)
Zod should purchase a POS pickup to test such messaging campaigns.
Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
The absolute lack of resistance to such fundamentally repugnant idiocy from the outset - not to mention the mindless way such artificial, vile concepts have been adopted, implicitly or explicitly, by the less-stupid and less-authoritarian, is one basis for my pessimism overall.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2019 12:01 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 12:01 PM (VaN/j)
Whiter than polar bears in a snowstorm. Not even DIVERSE polar bears.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2019 11:59 AM (RD7QR
My God! There's not a single cisnormative male in the bunch. There maybe some lezees, or post surgical women, but no inclusivity at all! Just reenforces the narrative that women are just gossipy, bitchy busybodies.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 28, 2019 12:01 PM (3sjI6)
You can read all the twatters stuff you want without joining. Just can't post stuff or send private messages.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (QDnY+)
Well I don't need to do either of those, so I guess I am getting rid of my account! Thank you both.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 28, 2019 12:02 PM (QBy2Q)
maybe they can get jobs at peloton.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:02 PM (sGtp+)
"Oscar Mayer accepting applications for Wienermobile drivers"
Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)
I'd be afraid of letting any of them drive my wienermobile.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 12:02 PM (xfb67)
naturally, i put my degree to work by becoming a programmer; i.e., i learned to code.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (sGtp+)
Your dad sounds like he's read a lot about philosophy.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 12:02 PM (WYC5Y)
Its brilliant, and yet, amazingly off putting.
Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (tJ+Ge)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (VaN/j)
maybe they can get jobs at peloton.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:02 PM (sGtp+)
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*golf clap*
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (8XRCm)
Sure. I only really ever read Mollie, Sean David, Col. Schlichter, and the POTUS.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (VWp7G)
Zod should purchase a POS pickup to test such messaging campaigns.
Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
How about, "Trump Codes, bitches!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 28, 2019 12:01 PM (QDnY+)
+++++++++++
There was a lot of resistance to the notion at the outset. But with total media control they had at that time, anyone who was opposed was readily, easily and completely branded as regressive racists and opposition was snuffed out with relative ease.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (I2dne)
What is it when a long, double spaced comment blows the thread vertically?
Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (786Ro)
- Jonah Goldberg (2002)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg
haha.
As Martin Short used to say as some Hollywood character, "Thanks for remembering!"
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (PbpT7)
Like sure, I wouldn't want my brand associated with, say, people twitting racist shit all day. Fine.
But now they're fully in the "if you make fun of our power users (journalists, the only people who have the time to spend all day on twitter), you're in trouble" direction, while saying "it's okay to say potentially abusive stuff to OTHER people"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (Om01s)
Zod should purchase a POS pickup to test such messaging campaigns.
Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Coding Trumps Journalism?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (Lursk)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 12:04 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: JB1000 at January 28, 2019 12:04 PM (jSar8)
340
208 227 Yeah, but they never prospered.
Wrong!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Blake #Animal_welfare
They were some of the first to breed cheetahs successfully in captivity; they raised seven generations of cheetahs.[7]
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:05 PM (vWMNq)
Totes conservative! Totes magotes! It amazes me someone pays him for a radio show.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:05 PM (VWp7G)
What is it when a long, double spaced comment blows the thread vertically?
Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (786Ro)
Wall of text. Not an automatic Barelling but it is obnoxious.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2019 12:05 PM (PbpT7)
The T-800 exoskeleton is apparently much better and it comes with a plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:06 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 12:06 PM (WYC5Y)
Ben Shapiro, stalwart, suggested that Trump should offer to resign in exchange for the wall.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (Om01s)
And the appropriate thing to reply to Mr Shapiro is to offer him a cup of STFU.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 12:06 PM (jxbfJ)
Urging that kids be fed into a woodchipper, robust free speech.
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Offering blowjobs to the first dude that punches a Catholic kid in the face. Free speech..... that or market capitalism.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 12:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2019 12:06 PM (Lursk)
You don't have to sign up for twitter just to read Trump's epic tweets. Just google twitter from your desktop.
You
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:06 PM (NFEMn)
Ben Shapiro, stalwart, suggested that Trump should offer to resign in exchange for the wall.
I'm learning to hate BS more and more each day.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:06 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Wendy at January 28, 2019 12:06 PM (bpemY)
340
208 227 Yeah, but they never prospered.
Wrong!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Blake #Animal_welfare
They were some of the first to breed cheetahs successfully in captivity; they raised seven generations of cheetahs.[7]
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:05 PM (vWMNq)
You missed the joke.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2019 12:03 PM (Om01s)
Seriously?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 28, 2019 12:07 PM (QBy2Q)
naturally, i put my degree to work by becoming a programmer; i.e., i learned to code.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (sGtp+)
Your dad sounds like he's read a lot about philosophy.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 12:02 PM (WYC5Y)
In fairness, not everybody gets that formal logic falls under the philosophy department. It's not exactly an intuitive fit.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2019 12:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 12:07 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2019 12:05 PM (PbpT7)
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Oh, I would so listen to that. Or maybe he could do a video so he could add pictures of sad-eyed dogs and cats.
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2019 12:07 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2019 12:07 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 11:50 AM (VpIIl)
Hate speech is the new "assault rifle."
Posted by: Keith at January 28, 2019 12:07 PM (jdGlx)
I was called, in a letter to the editor, a cretin and a noodle head. I don't think I deserved it, but it didn't harm and I laugh about it now.
So what has changed?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:07 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Senator Mittens at January 28, 2019 12:07 PM (j+WaP)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 12:07 PM (VeUrT)
Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (Bdeb0)
it is also a huge time suck, if you aren't careful.
as Iowahawk said, last time we met up with him at a local joint here in The Valley, you get the peanut right away. if you send out a witty twit, you get likes and RT's right then, whereas a blog poast takes way more time to create, and the comments and views take time to accumulate.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (sP4L+)
Posted by: Cheetah the chimp at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 11:50 AM
***********
Is this really a pic of an editorial team? Who the hell hires such group-think?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (aKsyK)
Telling a coal miner that you just put out of work he should learn to code is solid career advice though
Posted by: Barky O'Fukstick at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (TAmPV)
Do I understand correctly?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (MkcN1)
but the shutdown ended, and I didn't want the bit to end.
So now he's doing the Sad Tales of Laid-Off Journalists.
I didn't suggest the music or the premise, just seguing into a new Sad Tales inventory of material.
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)
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Wrap it up folks.
Thread winnah right there.....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IC
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The picture is of the HuffPo sandwich making team.
Posted by: Furious George at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: cornbred at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (mMz7H)
it is also a huge time suck, if you aren't careful.
as Iowahawk said, last time we met up with him at a local joint here in The Valley, you get the peanut right away. if you send out a witty twit, you get likes and RT's right then, whereas a blog poast takes way more time to create, and the comments and views take time to accumulate.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (sP4L+)
Like a rat hitting the cocaine lever.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
Urging that kids be fed into a woodchipper, robust free speech.
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Offering blowjobs to the first dude that punches a Catholic kid in the face. Free speech..... that or market capitalism.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 12:06 PM (8XRCm)
IIRC she's kinda cute, so she should monetize this particular offer. What the hell, it's honest work compared to journalism.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (RD7QR)
https://twitter.com/i/moments/1033547403620757504
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Senator Mittens at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (j+WaP)
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: no good deed at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (uTY3H)
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 11:50 AM
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Is this really a pic of an editorial team? Who the hell hires such group-think?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (0tfLf)
As if there's ANY diversity of thought in that picture.
All white women--probably related or otherwise connected to people in NYC publishing or media.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (NFEMn)
HuffPost
@HuffPost
Why we need to encourage girls to learn how to code http://huff.to/1Qp2fdf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (U5tDi)
I'd have a hard time changing a tire because of the lug nuts initially being put on with machines and because I haven't done it for about 30 years, but I've never tweeted anything in my life and even if I can be snarky I would never wish that kids be put in a school and burnt down-any kids.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (AllCR)
You made me go back and read it ... poetic genius.
Too bad about the double spacing.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (vWMNq)
naturally, i put my degree to work by becoming a programmer; i.e., i learned to code.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (sGtp+)
Your dad sounds like he's read a lot about philosophy.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 12:02 PM (WYC5Y)
In fairness, not everybody gets that formal logic falls under the philosophy department. It's not exactly an intuitive fit.
true, and i took plenty of logic from both the philosophy and ee departments. but the main problem was that my boss (i worked my way through college by programming) was a former ee professor who wouldn't let me drop out; insisted that i get a degree in *something*. philosophy was interesting enough that i was occasionally willing to do some of the homework (although there *was* that one time i procrastinated reading "brothers karamazov" until the day before it was due...).
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (a0IVu)
yeah, exactly. It's like masturbating to some hot chick in porn instead of putting in real time with a real woman. In other words, it's AWESOME.
No but really, the quick-FAKE-achievement of getting a retweet demolishes one's drive to accomplish a REAL achievement. It's total poison for any kind of writer.
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (PbpT7)
340
208 227 Yeah, but they never prospered.
Wrong!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Blake #Animal_welfare
They were some of the first to breed cheetahs successfully in captivity; they raised seven generations of cheetahs.[7]
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:05 PM (vWMNq)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET THE JOKE!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (sP4L+)
The lessons will be free except that you will provide to me your life-essence.
Both our bodies will be connected to my learn-to-code machine.
While the ability to code is automatically downloaded into your brain, your circulatory and nervous systems will be harnessed to supply life to my ever-growing and ever-more-powerful Gins-Borg.
Posted by: Justice Ginsburg at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (DuAZ5)
have Trump make a "Make America Code Again" hat.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (VWp7G)
Mens sana in corpore sano, dontcha know.
Posted by: Miklos, correcting shameless rumormongers at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (zCyNd)
Unfortunately, there is a lot of extreme subjectivism that goes under the name. I was lucky; in my college days, the Phil Dept didn't teach existentialism. You had to go to the Religion Dept for that. Asked about Sartre, one of my professors said, "Every profession has its frauds."
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (rXie1)
Said no Windows 10 manager, ever.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (T71PA)
May God have mercy on our lungs as we laugh.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (rby4p)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (rXie1)
I don't know. Could create more demand for competent programmers to debug the shit code the former "journalists" wrote.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (0tfLf)
Other women. Their extra X-chromosome makes them the natural arbitrators of social interactions. Funny how that works out when two women live in the same house, or work at the same location.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (3sjI6)
"Learn to Code" was fine --when directed at Trump supporting deplorable losers on the right.
It was constructive career advice. Now it's WordCrime.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (Z216Q)
ooo aaa ooo ooo aaa aaa
Posted by: Cheetah the chimp at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM
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ting tang walla walla bing bang
Posted by: The witch-docter at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (aSKRB)
It's funnier that you did not comprehend that, obviously, I did.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Senator Mittens at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (j+WaP)
In fairness, Ace, Natasha Nice is fabulous!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:12 PM (VWp7G)
Most legal work, same thing. At least they make you go through the degree thing to keep the completely brain dead riff raff out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 12:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:12 PM (MkcN1)
No but really, the quick-FAKE-achievement of
getting a retweet demolishes one's drive to accomplish a REAL
achievement. It's total poison for any kind of writer.
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2019 12:10 PM (PbpT7)
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no argument from me, just relaying what he said to a table full of people.
of course, he also said he was going to be moving away from the platform for just that reason...
but he hasn't.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2019 12:12 PM (sP4L+)
And just where to they fit on the Progressive 'Victim' spectrum? What is their Intersectionality score?
Posted by: gastorgrab at January 28, 2019 12:12 PM (u6OFe)
https://twitter.com/JanetShamlian/status/1089924947844259845
Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 12:13 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:13 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Furious George at January 28, 2019 12:09 PM (9vQJW)
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They finished 10th in the Worlds in 2014. Should have went with more bacon.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 28, 2019 12:13 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 28, 2019 12:13 PM (Z216Q)
No, it means she can rant for hours on how JLo, Kate Hudson, and Heigl could totes not afford their NYC apartments in movies, and that it is the height of gender condescension to give them silly jobs like pet store owner, and - also! - why are there never any interracial rom-coms, or an LGBTQ BFF it's always another whitebread mini-van mom with 2.5 cute kids?! And another thing . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 12:13 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2019 12:13 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:13 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2019 12:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2019 12:13 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 11:49 AM (bkUtD)
Because it doesn't actually despise them. It despises us. As Covington showed us, quite a few "conservative" websites actively market that hate as well. Until the slipped mask becomes too obvious.
You know, one thing I realized over the weekend is that the dynamics within the legal system and media are very much that of a colonial society. You have minorities being pushed to the front of a well paid and influential sector, convinced that it is for merit. In reality, they are there to serve as regime loyalists, against the interests of the native population. The hatred engendered among the natives against the minorities serves as a useful distraction from the elites that sponsor the media and laws, while the hatred causes fear among the minorities and forces them to double down on regime support.
I'm silly for not applying the lessons of colonial Britain to modern America. How neat.
Posted by: trev006 at January 28, 2019 12:14 PM (81uw/)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 28, 2019 12:14 PM (j+WaP)
So you code for ICE.
You're willing to sacrifice. Our wall.
You never take advice
Someday......you'll pay the price. I know
Cooooode. Foooor. ICE.
Code for ICE I see.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 12:14 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Senator Mittens at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (j+WaP)
That's his nickname. His full first name is Sanjeeveshkumaripathan
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:14 PM (NWiLs)
I've heard stuff like that a lot. And I absolutely don't get it. Where else should it be? And, after all, where did it develop?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 12:14 PM (VaN/j)
https://twitter.com/JanetShamlian/status/1089924947844259845
Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 12:13 PM (NtglE)
Threadwinner. Best tweet ever too. I hope the President notices. Thank you for putting it up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 28, 2019 12:15 PM (Z216Q)
I know, it's a silly question.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)
12 A meeting w/ 14-15 women at HuffPo..wonder if they got anything
constructive done or everyone went off on a tangent talking about shit
that matters only to them.
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 11:50 AM
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Is this really a pic of an editorial team? Who the hell hires such group-think?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2019 12:08 PM (0tfLf)
Newspapers intent on committing hari-kari.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 12:15 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:15 PM (VWp7G)
#Learntocode?
In 1978, I powered up my new Radio Shack Model I and typed in
? "Hello"
The computer replied
Hello
I'd been looking forward to that moment ever since I semi-hacked the public terminals at the IBM exhibit at the NY World's Fair in '64.
It was a lot of study and experimentation between that first little command and the hardware fixes and machine-level games I later wrote, but it was a good My First Desktop for learning the ins and outs of software and hardware.
I was never a pro programmer, but always liked making these machines dance to my tune. I'm just another user with machines nowadays, mostly. I know how to reboot. Utilities and apps are for the younger people. Who, by the way, don't seem to be very good at their jobs!
A person interested in programming could do worse than cut their teeth on a Model I with the child-could-do-it instruction book. I hear HeathKit is supposed to be coming back. Unemployed journalisters take note.
Posted by: mindful webworker's virtual ghost, hanging around at January 28, 2019 12:15 PM (4Hf9E)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 28, 2019 12:15 PM (T71PA)
This "Celebrate Victimhood!" mindset on the Left has caused people I was on friendly terms with not 5 years ago to have turned into emotionally-wrecked balls of neuroses that suddenly have 5 or 6 "conditions" that their therapists (who they've only recently gone to, going by their Twitter) have diagnosed for them, and now they demand to have everybody they know acknowledge their victimhood for it and afford them special treatment because of it. And that if the proper amount of sympathy and deference isn't shown, then it's tantamount to "hate".
It's just a sad state of affairs that they're allowing themselves to be worked into such a downward neurotic spiral.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 28, 2019 12:15 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 12:15 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:15 PM (u4XBV)
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Don't learn to be useful members of society, instead of parasitical vectors of fake news.
Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2019 12:16 PM (tJ+Ge)
Most legal work, same thing. At least they make you go through the degree thing to keep the completely brain dead riff raff out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 12:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Because most of the people who take offense to the "learn to code" advice can't learn to code. You have to be like, rilly rilly good at math.
I admit, I'm not code material either.
Because math and science.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:16 PM (NFEMn)
https://twitter.com/JanetShamlian/status/1089924947844259845
Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 12:13 PM (NtglE)
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That's so wonderful! Thank you for the update.
Also, check your email!
Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2019 12:16 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2019 12:16 PM (v0R5T)
I also understand the people making the death are soft handed fatties who would have to put down their Cheetos before taking action. But I still don't understand their logic.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:16 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Scientist Captain at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (iQXkC)
does it work?
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (pw+jk)
20 GOTO 10
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:11 PM (vWMNq)
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cheetahs never prosper.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (sP4L+)
That's what I meant. Leftists and NeverTrumpers (BIRM) are why Twitter thrives. Regular conservatives and the occasional sane Democrat should be leaving Twitter in droves.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (VWp7G)
By the way: Look at all that sweet, sweet Diversity in the first picture.
But they are diverse - they all hate white people!
Posted by: Fug at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (pNxlR)
Freakout = true;
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (j+WaP)
I also understand the people making the death are soft handed fatties who would have to put down their Cheetos before taking action. But I still don't understand their logic.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:16 PM (MkcN1)
Death to the enemy.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (WYC5Y)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (MkcN1)
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Because Jack Dorsey is a big fat hairy fascist douche.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (1ISKN)
https://twitter.com/guypbenson/status/1089935925013037057
For God's sake, why is the conservative media 90% dominated by liberals and liberal suckboys?
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (NFEMn)
does it work?"
1 word answer: Avenatti
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Well yes, yes we have. FUCK YOU. No twitter for you
Posted by: Twitter at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (NFEMn)
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"Learn to Code".
Missed it by THAT much.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (8XRCm)
They were some of the first to breed cheetahs successfully in captivity; they raised seven generations of cheetahs.[7]
And now we have 85 different varieties of cheetos.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (TAmPV)
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I suspect the editorial team at InStyle is more diverse.
Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (ycPk2)
181 Because most of the people who take offense to the "learn to code" advice can't learn to code. You have to be like, rilly rilly good at math.
not necessarily. math and i don't get along, but logic makes sense.
math *pretends* to be logic, but it isn't. pretty certain kurt goedel's on my side with that one.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2019 12:19 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 28, 2019 12:19 PM (j+WaP)
Just re-released this past Fall. Never sounded better, too.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:19 PM (u4XBV)
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I suspect the editorial team at InStyle is more diverse.
Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (ycPk2)
Ordering lunch would be easy--avocado toast all around.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:19 PM (MkcN1)
A Hive of Scum and Villainy.
...also Limericks and the occasional Haiku.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (u4XBV)
Valu-Rite flows free
With ribald limericks too.
Sexy ONT.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2019 12:19 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:19 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Chamber of Commerce Conservatives at January 28, 2019 12:19 PM (786Ro)
I admit, I'm not code material either.
Because math and science.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:16 PM (NFEMn)
That and it doesn't involve pumping your hot takes and mental masturbation out into the world.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2019 12:20 PM (4ErVI)
"Fuck you", they explained.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DeadManCommentingHere at January 28, 2019 12:20 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:20 PM (vWMNq)
@imillhiser 3h
Based on my Twitter mentions this morning, Howard Schultz's core constituency appears to be Russian trolls.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 12:20 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2019 12:20 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 12:20 PM (1ISKN)
"Fuck you", they explained.
...
How dare you criticize your Corporate Overlords, peon.
Posted by: The American Enterprise Institute, funders of the Asnes Chair of Liberty at January 28, 2019 12:21 PM (PbpT7)
Stop Obama's hate speech. Ban "learn to code"!
Alynski rule what? Ridicule? Enjoyment?
These lefties really squeak at that little finger in the rib.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 12:21 PM (ymnmz)
For me, Benson is one of the worst TruCons; a Hugh Hewitt "conservative" who spends his time cuddling up to leftists.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:21 PM (VWp7G)
Fuck, no. Would you want one of those waterheads tinkering with the infrastructure that keeps your money flowing in? Neither would they.
The ex-journalists should join a freak show and learn to blow goats for nickels.
On the other hand, there are some people that not even carnies will accept.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 28, 2019 12:21 PM (YLHN9)
Because they expected an outpouring of sympathy, no snark.
Also, they are oblivious to how people have noticed their inability to empathize - or preference to gleefully demonize - certain demographics, such as laid-off blue collar workers, that they are unaware the "learn to code" meme existed. So instead, they've imagined it's some coordinated attack by a hateful cabal of reddit and gamergate toxic white men.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)
and farcebook isn't far behind. I'm really just about over their crap too.
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 28, 2019 12:21 PM (8D42x)
A source at Twitter just called me to explain this a bit more. I'm told the particular term ("learn to code") isn't the problem; it's the targeted and coordinated harassment of specific individuals, which has long been against the platform's rules. Perhaps a useful clarification.
Targeted? Probably. Coordinated? Probably not. Its a meme. Memes are organic. There's no wood-paneled room full of cigar smoke, club furniture and evil conservatives plotting the takedown.
There's no coordination, there's just a lot of hate for worthless pseudo-journalists who hate most of the people who are ostensibly in their target audience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2019 12:21 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 12:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 12:22 PM (WYC5Y)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 12:22 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: DeadManCommentingHere at January 28, 2019 12:22 PM (FhXTo)
I saw a video yesterday about keeping foxes as pets. (And, no, I am not referring to attractive women.)
There are domestically bred foxes around and they are very cute. But even at their best foxes are hyperactive and curious. They get into everything.
And then, at some point, maybe four years, they go crazy.
File that under questions nobody has asked.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:22 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 28, 2019 12:22 PM (QAOZh)
TruCon Guy Benson is here to white knight for Twitter and tell you that it's meeeeean to tweet learn to code at former HuffPo writers
The world needs ditch diggers too.
Posted by: Judge Smails at January 28, 2019 12:23 PM (TAmPV)
Someone actually did that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_fkpZSnz2I
Irving Finkel of the British Museum.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:23 PM (vWMNq)
And then, at some point, maybe four years, they go crazy.
File that under questions nobody has asked.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:22 PM (MkcN1)
Crazy like a fox?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:23 PM (NFEMn)
>>How do you even get into cheetah breeding?
You
Work Fast.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (u4XBV)
How do you get into snake milking?
First get as really low stool.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 12:23 PM (ymnmz)
Well I been workin' in a code mine
Goin' down, down
Workin' in a code mine
Whew! About to slip down
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2019 12:23 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: HuffPo Sheila at January 28, 2019 12:23 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 12:23 PM (1ISKN)
does it work?
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (sGtp+)
Well, I got admitted to the bar, so draw your own conclusions.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2019 12:23 PM (PbpT7)
it's the targeted and coordinated harassment of specific individuals, which has long been against the platform's rules. Perhaps a useful clarification.
Oh, tell us more!
Posted by: Covington Catholic High Students at January 28, 2019 12:24 PM (pNxlR)
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Things are tough all over.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)
The world needs ditch diggers too.
Posted by: Judge Smails at January 28, 2019 12:23 PM (TAmPV)
Do not EVER say that to anyone--or their parents.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:24 PM (NFEMn)
Good question. It doesn't say much for the trueCons who get intimidated by them.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:24 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2019 12:21 PM (I2dne)
+++++++++++++
I know it's gauche to reply to my own comment, but one other thing: the Covington response clearly *was* coordinated.
If it weren't for double standards, they'd have no standards at all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2019 12:24 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 12:24 PM (Boy/L)
? "Hello"
The computer replied
Hello
I'd been looking forward to that moment ever since I semi-hacked the public terminals at the IBM exhibit at the NY World's Fair in '64.
...
A person interested in programming could do worse than cut their teeth on a Model I with the child-could-do-it instruction book
in 1979, i went up to montana with a group of my high school friends to see the eclipse. one of their parents brought along their brand spanking new trs-80 model i (level i basic, 4k ram). read the manual on the way up and stayed up all night before the eclipse playing with the thing.
the manual was, indeed, excellent.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:24 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 28, 2019 12:24 PM (Z4rgH)
CHICAGOLAND: People robbed of winter coats at gunpoint...
Left to freeze..
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 12:25 PM (+y/Ru)
https://accordingtohoyt.com/2019/01/18/bad-crazy/
She uses it as a critique of modern feminism, but the themes are more universal than that. You have a sizable chunk of people who are convinced to the point of dogma that they are an irreplaceable asset to the world, when in reality they are all.....average.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 28, 2019 12:25 PM (eytER)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
A source at Twitter just called me to explain this a bit more. I'm told the particular term ("learn to code") isn't the problem; it's the targeted and coordinated harassment of specific individuals, which has long been against the platform's rules. Perhaps a useful clarification.
Targeted? Probably. Coordinated? Probably not. Its a meme. Memes are organic. There's no wood-paneled room full of cigar smoke, club furniture and evil conservatives plotting the takedown.
There's no coordination, there's just a lot of hate for worthless pseudo-journalists who hate most of the people who are ostensibly in their target audience.
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It is to laugh.
It WAS targeted and coordinated when Obama said it, and then the Times, Post, CNN, etc etc ad nauseam ran with it over and over again for a month.
They are in living in a different universe that just every so lightly overlaps with this one. Sadly, it does not overlap enough for them to perceive just how hypocritical they are . . .
Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2019 12:25 PM (5YsDF)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2019 12:26 PM (xqfqx)
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Encourage 'girls' to learn to operate typewriters. Encourage 'girls' to learn to keypunch. Encourage 'girls' to learn haircutting and beauty. Encourage 'girls' to learn 'diet and fitness'. You can get your certification (and a complimentary laptop/tablet) with your accepted application and $$$. /s
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 28, 2019 12:26 PM (MIKMs)
@imillhiser 3h
Based on my Twitter mentions this morning, Howard Schultz's core constituency appears to be Russian trolls.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 12:20 PM (ZejZP)
Is untrue. Many patriotic Amerikanski scum yearn for Schultz presidency, which will be khorosho--uh, good for republic. Also, maybe fewer Starbucks.
Posted by: Dmitrii Botski, totally an American at January 28, 2019 12:26 PM (RD7QR)
It was an op.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 12:26 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2019 12:26 PM (DaDYr)
Math is a language, ...
No. Math is abstraction. The "language" explanation is for talking down to people who can't hack math.
Math is also precise. Imprecise abstraction is philosophy.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:26 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 28, 2019 12:15 PM
~~~~~
It really is wonderful, isn't it?
------------------------------------------------
Thanks, Bluebell. I've responded.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 28, 2019 12:26 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: Yodavich Kowalski at January 28, 2019 12:26 PM (0XhIv)
Yep. And it was hilarious. I'm surprised anyone thought these losers wouldn't run and tattle to teacher to get people banned because of it. They do it every time something like this comes up. Get a VPN and make a new account and keep at it (or wait for the next thing to happen).
I was really happy to see tons of people razzing these shitheads. Still plenty of people using Twitter to bully twerps.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2019 12:26 PM (4ErVI)
>>Jake Tapper ain't a 'suspended journalist', or even a journalist, but yeah now it's just hate speech if directed at any of the elite media class.
Yes, shouldn't taunt the mentally challenged.
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (rXie1)
If they were average, they could still find gainful employment. In actual fact, they're a pack of brain dead twits who sit in a circle praising each other and venting emotions while in fact they do absolutely nothing of any value to anyone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (NFEMn)
Pussy probably DM'd it to Jack personally. GFY Tapper, you prick.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (VWp7G)
>>How do you even get into cheetah breeding?
You
Work Fast.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:18 PM (u4XBV)
How do you get into snake milking?
First get as really low stool.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 12:23 PM (ymnmz)
How do you make Romanian chicken
First you steal a chicken
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (NgKpN)
> It's telling that Big Tech doesn't want them to learn to code either.
Fuck, no. Would you want one of those waterheads tinkering with the infrastructure that keeps your money flowing in? Neither would they.
Put them to work coding emojis.
Diversity emojis! "I hate whitey" emojis!
We're hiring!
Posted by: emoji's 'r' us at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (pNxlR)
And the straw boss said "Well, a bless my soul"
Posted by: Tennessee Ernie Ford at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (0OmEj)
I ask that thinking it might possibly have happened, but not often I don't believe.
I do think some people have lost jobs.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: no good deed at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (uTY3H)
And then, at some point, maybe four years, they go crazy.
File that under questions nobody has asked.
Is not a question no one has asked. We had a whole ace thread about Russians trying to selectively breed foxes into something that acts like a dog.
Hint: it didn't work.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (fuK7c)
Objection, two terms are mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 28, 2019 12:28 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 12:21 PM (ymnm)
Their entire narrative is predicated on the notion of them being a super-completent, highly educated intellectual elite who are the "right people" to trust with absolute power. Humor isn't a part of it. They're pretending to be serious people, thus have a need to be taken seriously.
Anything that mocks their pretensions and is just intolerable to them. Then can't deal with it.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at January 28, 2019 12:28 PM (J+mig)
=====
Encourage 'girls' to learn to operate typewriters. Encourage 'girls' to learn to keypunch. Encourage 'girls' to learn haircutting and beauty. Encourage 'girls' to learn 'diet and fitness'. You can get your certification (and a complimentary laptop/tablet) with your accepted application and $$$. /s
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 28, 2019 12:26 PM (MIKMs)
They could always paint radium on watchfaces.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2019 12:28 PM (ksPsw)
Yes, these people need to do better at adulting!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 12:28 PM (W+vEI)
Because that could be fun.
Posted by: Chief Moron Robbie, Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 28, 2019 12:29 PM (0NAbP)
============
Soo if you took every person in the picture and plotted their characteristics on a graph, pretty sure you are going to get something pretty smooth. Unperturbed even.
Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2019 12:29 PM (5YsDF)
...can't explain how a toilet works.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:29 PM (u4XBV)
And then, at some point, maybe four years, they go crazy.
File that under questions nobody has asked.
Is not a question no one has asked. We had a whole ace thread about Russians trying to selectively breed foxes into something that acts like a dog.
Hint: it didn't work.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM (fuK7c)
Okay. I don't remember that. At the young stage apparently foxes will try to destroy anything lying around your house--couches, laptops, phones--everything.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:29 PM (MkcN1)
And then, at some point, maybe four years, they go crazy.
File that under questions nobody has asked.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:22 PM (MkcN1)
They're still wild animals and any attempt to make them otherwise will fail. My brother is an almost complete idiot but one time he gave me good advice: we were at the ocean and every morning a school, or whatever you call a group, of dolphins would swim by just beyond the breakers. I told him I was gonna swim out there and be among them and he said that wasn't such a good idea because they're still wild and might get aggressive about it. Unlike my approach he didn't call me a fucking dimwit so I used it as a rate learning experience.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 28, 2019 12:30 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: David Prince at January 28, 2019 12:30 PM (JkygK)
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:30 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:17 PM (VWp7G)
----------------------------------------
We should leave print media, cable, TV, You Tube, the universities, the schools, Hollywood, etc., too.
How is that working?
I just don't know what the answer is.
Supporting these institutions seems wrong but abandoning them to the Left doesn't work either.
I just don't know.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2019 12:30 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2019 12:16 PM (v0R5T)
A code?! What kind of code??? Is it a code that will help us determine the uh, meaning of life???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2019 12:30 PM (6WogP)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2019 12:30 PM (aWhzp)
Posted by: anna's a gram at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (pNxlR)
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who have been told all their lives how above average, even great-- they are.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (NFEMn)
>> So speak in yoda, "coding, you must learn"
To the Anagram Generator!
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 11:56 AM (u4XBV)
Code or no code, there is no huffpo. MMMMM!
(Doing best Yoda impression)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (ymnmz)
Hint: it didn't work.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 28, 2019 12:27 PM
Of course it didn't work! That's why we started tweeting these stupid foxes, Learn To Cat.
Posted by: The Dog at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (zmIJL)
Cause they're the same people that rallied behind the lose of coal jobs.
They're the same people that demonized police, soldiers, and border patrol and call for the lost of their jobs.
They're the same people who demanded that people's lives should be ruined in any way and by all means; simply for stepping out of line of the order they want.
Screw them.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (rby4p)
Learn To Rot13!
Posted by: anna's a gram at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (pNxlR)
...can't explain how a toilet works.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:29 PM (u4XBV)
Flummoxed over a flat tire.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (4ErVI)
And then, at some point, maybe four years, they go crazy.
File that under questions nobody has asked.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:22 PM (MkcN1)
They're still wild animals and any attempt to make them otherwise will fail. My brother is an almost complete idiot but one time he gave me good advice: we were at the ocean and every morning a school, or whatever you call a group, of dolphins would swim by just beyond the breakers. I told him I was gonna swim out there and be among them and he said that wasn't such a good idea because they're still wild and might get aggressive about it. Unlike my approach he didn't call me a fucking dimwit so I used it as a rate learning experience.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 28, 2019 12:30 PM (y7DUB)
That's unfair! We were horny that day!
Posted by: Rapey the Dolphin at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (39g3+)
Hint: it didn't work.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
That's not entirely accurate. It didn't work well. But then it's what, sixty years versus however the heck long we've been working wolves into dogs?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 28, 2019 12:32 PM (FJqw3)
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:32 PM (QkjLD)
#LearnToBeANeurosurgeon
#LearnToArtificiallyInseminatePolarBears
#LearnToAnnealAlloys
#LearnToQuarterbackThePatriots
#LearnToMineBitcoin
#LearnToStealABitcoinMine
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 12:32 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at January 28, 2019 12:32 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 28, 2019 12:30 PM (y7DUB)
That's unfair! We were horny that day!
Posted by: Rapey the Dolphin at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (RD7QR)
I saw another animal video suggesting female dolphins are sometimes forced to run the train on a group of male dolphins.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:33 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:33 PM (NWiLs)
(Doing best Yoda impression)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (ymnmz)
Mmm. Yes. Like Yoda speak. Confound algorithms. Mwehehehehe!
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at January 28, 2019 12:33 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 12:33 PM (W+vEI)
Link goes to twitter. My favorite response (because this person obviously doesn't see the irony of their comment):
@andreopines
congrats Haley! Always been a fan of weeklystandard even though I lean left.
emph. mine
Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 12:33 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 28, 2019 12:33 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: RBG at January 28, 2019 12:33 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Rapey the Dolphin at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (RD7QR)
stop it, I'm in public laughing like a tard.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 28, 2019 12:33 PM (FJqw3)
...can't explain how a toilet works.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:29 PM (u4XBV)
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I would love to be able to make their next job interview a text adventure.
Posted by: Chief Moron Robbie, Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (0NAbP)
For a while, they can be domesticated, but it will take many generations to pull off, just like with cats, dogs, horses, cattle, etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (39g3+)
NO I DID NOT SEE THAT!!!
WTF!?!?!
Posted by: ace at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (XvtPQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Call Me Tex and My Partner Co-Tex! at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (pNxlR)
286 >>Their entire narrative is predicated on the notion of them
being a super-completent, highly educated intellectual elite who
...can't explain how a toilet works.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:29 PM (u4XBV)
Flummoxed over a flat tire.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (4ErVI)
Get really irritated (can i say hysterical) when the markets don't want to pay for their brain farts.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: josephistan at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Captain Hate
That's unfair! We were horny that day!
Posted by: Rapey the Dolphin
I saw another animal video suggesting female dolphins are sometimes forced to run the train on a group of male dolphins.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem
Do a search on "dolphins are assholes"...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:35 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 12:35 PM (NgKpN)
...can't explain how a toilet works.
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:29 PM (u4XBV)
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I would love to be able to make their next job interview a text adventure.
Posted by: Chief Moron Robbie, Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (0NAbP)
It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rapey the Dolphin at January 28, 2019 12:31 PM (RD7QR)
stop it, I'm in public laughing like a tard.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite
I LOL'ed at that one and at the cheetah breeding how-to jokes.
>>
Learn to run 70MPH with a hard on.
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 12:35 PM (rXie1)
Any one who has spent time driving overnight knows finding a place on your route with a good fry cook is a true blessing.
If the place has decent coffee and parking for your rig? That is true Nirvana.
Would you trust any of these "journalists" to fry you an egg?
Posted by: Big V at January 28, 2019 12:35 PM (sN665)
Obama Portman anti-propaganda Act. $160 million. Signed December 23, 2016. Money run out?
https://bit.ly/2sTQ0gJ
Posted by: Golfman at January 28, 2019 12:35 PM (GL/05)
Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 12:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 28, 2019 12:35 PM (4thlk)
are they afraid of the competition?
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:36 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Sally Struthers at January 28, 2019 12:36 PM (vg8iE)
Why are people trying to Doxx me?
Posted by: RBG at January 28, 2019 12:33 PM (MAstk)
Hulk dox you cause Hulk can't out deadlift you.
Posted by: Hulk at January 28, 2019 12:36 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:36 PM (QkjLD)
Call me! I've got many other options!
Posted by: Sally Struthers at January 28, 2019 12:36 PM (vg8iE)
TV and VCR repair!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:33 PM (MkcN1)
Young male dolphins are major league cooch hounds. They'll kill babies to stimulate the estrus cycle of the mother to restart quicker.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 28, 2019 12:36 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Call Me Tex and My Partner Co-Tex! at January 28, 2019 12:34 PM (pNxlR)
"Feral workers."
"Nope, he still pisses in a box and eats out of a bowl on the floor. Now, you don't pay him for awhile, he goes feral, and nobody wants a feral worker hangin' around the house. Spraying, eating poop in the ivy, mange, fleas, the works..."
Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)
>NO I DID NOT SEE THAT!!!
WTF!?!?!
Posted by: ace
>I didn't even know he was sick!
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 28, 2019 12:37 PM (rby4p)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:37 PM (u4XBV)
"I swear to god if one more persons tells me to learn to code they are going to be instablocked."
"If you learned to code, you could use the Twitter API to automatically block unwanted followers."
Posted by: David Prince at January 28, 2019 12:37 PM (JkygK)
#LearnToWeld
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One of my pet peeves right now is changing oil. Can't do it yourself because you have to dispose of it properly and no savings because you have to haul it to an authorized disposal. Not difficult or beyond the scope of most 'girly girls', so why isn't that career path subsidized? Darnitall, this oldster just wants to drive in, have some nice person change the oil, pay, and drive out. Check out how many females are changing oil. Good luck finding even one.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 28, 2019 12:37 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 12:37 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 28, 2019 12:38 PM (eytER)
Yeah I don't think "learn to fry" is a good dig.
Any one who has spent time driving overnight knows finding a place on your route with a good fry cook is a true blessing.
If the place has decent coffee and parking for your rig? That is true Nirvana.
Would you trust any of these "journalists" to fry you an egg?
Posted by: Big V at January 28, 2019 12:35 PM (sN665)
How bout twating back "What kind of cheese goes good with that whine?"
Posted by: Hulk at January 28, 2019 12:38 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 12:38 PM (u4XBV)
Position the lug wrench horizontally.
Make sure it's seated fully on the nut.
Slowly lift straight up on the end of the wrench with both hands.
Posted by: DeadManCommentingHere at January 28, 2019 12:38 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 28, 2019 12:38 PM (RKQ/v)
Placeholders for 14 pussy hats.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says.. at January 28, 2019 12:38 PM (vtcmf)
I just don't know.
Neither do I. They would turn into leftist echo chambers, but they really are that now, anyway. I don't go to the movies anymore, and I only watch a few selected shows on TV.
I don't miss either, but I shouldn't have to make the choice. They politicized entertainment, and it's never going back.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:38 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:35 PM (NWiLs)
Kill grue
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 12:38 PM (WYC5Y)
Let's make this viral and the next twatter bannable phrase.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 12:37 PM (ffYR/)
#learntofrenchfry
#learntotakeorders
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)
"Oscar Mayer accepting applications for Wienermobile drivers"
Posted by: Tami at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)
I'd like to drive the Wienermobile. I've seen it in the wild twice.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at January 28, 2019 12:39 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Andy Vanderbilt at January 28, 2019 12:39 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 28, 2019 12:39 PM (aWhzp)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:39 PM (vWMNq)
We see the complete double standard of Twitter, and the Tech companies.
They are taking care of their Friends. Why? Because they believe by doing so they will have MORE friends amongst the media.
Voltaire: to learn who rules you, simply find the ones you can't criticize.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 12:39 PM (NgKpN)
You have died from Typhus.
Green Wizard is very hungry
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:39 PM (39g3+)
I mean, it's just thoughtful career counseling, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 12:40 PM (CDGwz)
Stick with it to the end to see the joke but it has a suitable but autoplay musical score so turn down your speakers or the like.
https://twitter.com/Friendly_Fed/status/
1088627276290371586
Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2019 12:40 PM (Evws/)
Honestly, I don't think we as conversatives are too dumb, it's that we are too lazy. It's like lazy goes hand in hand with conservatism. It's the damn socialists who have all the energy and they also have that nice rule: no enemies to the left. That helps them a lot.
Posted by: David Prince at January 28, 2019 12:40 PM (JkygK)
Corollary: to learn who is powerless, find the ones you can criticize without penalty
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 28, 2019 12:41 PM (Xvo1a)
changing a tire because of the lug nuts initially being put on with machines
Position the lug wrench horizontally.
Make sure it's seated fully on the nut.
Slowly lift straight up on the end of the wrench with both hands.
Posted by: DeadManCommentingHere at January 28, 2019 12:38 PM (FhXTo)
If that fails, RBG can be summoned by calling her name three times. She'll get your nuts off.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 12:41 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:39 PM (39g3+)
Green Wizard has Dysentary.
*mixing references now*
Posted by: Hikaru at January 28, 2019 12:41 PM (UnA8+)
There's no coordination, there's just a lot of hate for worthless pseudo-journalists who hate most of the people who are ostensibly in their target audience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2019 12:21 PM (I2dne)
Hah! You fell for it.
The coordination is real, and it starts in PMs between Ace and the cobs. And the tentacles spread from there.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 12:41 PM (VaN/j)
hmm. sounds like an opportunity waiting for someone who wants to put together some sort of hooterlube franchise.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:41 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 12:41 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 28, 2019 12:41 PM (FJqw3)
New rules, and all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:42 PM (39g3+)
Actually, have one just a couple blocks from my house.
He does most of the actual oil change, she does paperwork and checks your tires.
But hey... at least she kinda gets her hands dirty.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 12:42 PM (NgKpN)
If that fails, RBG can be summoned by calling her name three times. She'll get your nuts off.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 12:41 PM (ymnmz)
Ewwww! Ewwwwwwww! *projectile vomits*
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ha at January 28, 2019 12:42 PM (MAstk)
Abandon Twitter. Let the Progressives have their echo chamber sand box. If you are anti-Progressive, you're a fool if you have a twitter account or spend time on the platform. Spending time on Twitter = monetizing Progressivism.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 28, 2019 12:42 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Boswell at January 28, 2019 12:42 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Kamala Harris 2020 at January 28, 2019 12:42 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Sounds like the career path for me!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (rXie1)
The last stable release of SNOBOL by the original developers was SNOBOL4, in 1967. You'll see both books and websites use both "SNOBOL" and "SNOBOL4" (and sometimes "Snobol"). On anything after 1967, these all refer to the same (final) version of the language.
There were also a handful of extensions and implementations. Snocone is a language preprocessor that provides syntactic sugar to the language, making it easier to use. SPITBOL is a compiler for SNOBOL; this is of particular interest because it was originally thought that SNOBOL was uncompilable. There is also the Snowball programming language, which was inspired by and named after SNOBOL.
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (QkjLD)
#learntocamgirl
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (ksPsw)
that's just sound advice, when we say it back at them, Hatespeech!
Posted by: willow at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (gLMhO)
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Hmm. Looking at the picture of the Buzzfeed team again.
We're toast.
Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (tJ+Ge)
The left only thinks in terms of what they might or would do. They coordinate and organize this kind of thing, the last "grass roots" event they had was Woodstock.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:39 PM (39g3+)
Green Wizard has Dysentary.
*mixing references now*
Posted by: Hikaru at January 28, 2019 12:41 PM (UnA8+)
MY WORDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Chief Moron Robbie, Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 28, 2019 12:44 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)
See my comment above about teh Lazy.
I've tried to figure out why not. Once I suggested on here that we actually call congress people.
Do you know what Sefton had to say about that? You first. LOL.
Honestly, I wonder if some of these guys are sleeper cucks. I know Sefton is not, but damn, what a stupid thing to say if he actually gives a damn about what he writes.
Posted by: David Prince at January 28, 2019 12:44 PM (JkygK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2019 12:44 PM (ksPsw)
"Oscar Mayer accepting applications for Wienermobile drivers"
by: Tami at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)
Think of all the extra money you can make moonlighting for Uber with the Wienermobile.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 28, 2019 12:44 PM (TAmPV)
socialists who have all the energy and they also have that nice rule: no
enemies to the left.
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No doubt having real lives and real jobs hinders their energy.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 28, 2019 12:45 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (Boy/L)
Damn it, Gandhi...
Posted by: Hikaru at January 28, 2019 12:45 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 12:45 PM (786Ro)
While I kind of sympathize with this, Christians did that in the early 20th century and by doing so basically ceded society to the far left and well... this is what we get from that happening. If nobody is in the trenches fighting, they just take over territory one after the other. Retreat is not a winning strategy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Men Without Hats at January 28, 2019 12:45 PM (xqfqx)
Because, as Ace says, they're addicted to the platform and the instant gratification a sick burn gives them. No one really cares about the bannings until it affects them
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:46 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2019 12:43 PM (ksPsw)
I used to have a Plymouth with the lug bolts on the left hand side left hand threaded. Would love to see one of these NPC's try to get those tires off.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 28, 2019 12:46 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 28, 2019 12:46 PM (xzqr4)
lawsuit on twitter for broadcasting the vile threats against his
clients?
I'm hoping that in the trials versus the individual blue-check-mark tweeters, that he'll establish that they are publishers and not carriers unleashing a floodgate of actions against them that their current governmental dispensation won't save them from.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2019 12:46 PM (Evws/)
naturally, i put my degree to work by becoming a programmer; i.e., i learned to code.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 12:00 PM (sGtp+)
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I'm in exactly the same situation. Degree in philosophy (though I was a computer science major for a while), now a systems analyst doing a lot of database coding.
Of course, I favored the logic side of philosophy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 28, 2019 12:46 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: David Prince at January 28, 2019 12:46 PM (JkygK)
... is an abomination.
Eric Allman used it as the configuration language for sendmail and I did not even recognize it. Someone told me about it long after I gave up on sendmail.
I had to learn SNOBOL in a course on data structures. Fortunately only 2 of 6 assignments were in SNOBOL and assignments were only 40% of the grade ... so I passed (the rest was ALGOL).
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:46 PM (vWMNq)
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. This applies to twitter, as well - if you help to keep a wicked and corrupt system going, then you have only yourself to blame for the consequences when it finally comes down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 12:46 PM (Kpl3J)
People do. People have by large numbers in the past, shutting down the switchboard, piling tons of letters in etc. You know what happens? They cackle, rub their hands together, and do whatever the hell they want anyway.
The time to act is when primary elections take place and stop voting for the same a-hole who keeps annoying you all term long.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 28, 2019 12:47 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 12:47 PM (a0IVu)
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Of course it isn't. Why in the world would we want to win? To be responsible for fixing it? No thanks. There's no margin in that, and then you are stuck with an endless warranty.
Posted by: GOPe at January 28, 2019 12:47 PM (Z5QER)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 28, 2019 12:48 PM (p0nVR)
Posted by: Chief Moron Robbie, Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 28, 2019 12:48 PM (0NAbP)
I'm on Gab, too. But you know what is actually making the rules? Letting them have something unhindered and unquestioned. That's how we got to the point we are now, but "not dying on that hill" over and over again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:48 PM (39g3+)
Thanks; I haven't had to do it in about 30 years because my husband does it, thankfully. I, in turn, make him sammiches. Just made one now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2019 12:48 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 12:47 PM (a0IVu)
She's too busy with CrossFit and mountaineering to talk to reporters.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 28, 2019 12:48 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 12:49 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)
She could at least stick her head out of the window and wave at people...on second thoughts, that might be creepy
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 12:50 PM (a0IVu)
The winner: SNOBOL 2 lines (one was "END")
The loser: COBOL 98 lines
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:50 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 12:50 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 28, 2019 12:50 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Chief Moron Robbie, Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 28, 2019 12:50 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Free form rock climbing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 12:50 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 12:50 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: P_Ang at January 28, 2019 12:51 PM (FGPDC)
Posted by: Miss Kitty at January 28, 2019 12:51 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 12:51 PM (NgKpN)
I took a one hour introduction to COBOL ... that's why I took the SNOBOL course ... if you read the fine print, COBOL was not really compulsory.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:51 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 28, 2019 12:51 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 12:47 PM (a0IVu)
She must still be running the Continental Divide trail, it's kind of hard to get news out from there.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 28, 2019 12:51 PM (kK4qb)
Staying quiet and keeping your Twitter account, or tweaking some self important ex-journo?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 28, 2019 12:51 PM (eytER)
The winner: SNOBOL 2 lines (one was "END")
The loser: COBOL 98 lines
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:50 PM (QkjLD)
TY-D-BOL is better.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2019 12:52 PM (gC2IV)
re-animate her body and nominate her for the Chief Justice position on
the Court.
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Naaahh, too complicated. A Tartarus position for shoveling Minotaur's dung will suit her just fine. Besides, Egyptology is so yester-era....yawn.
Posted by: Hades at January 28, 2019 12:52 PM (G8lfi)
lawsuit on twitter for broadcasting the vile threats against his
clients?
I'm hoping that in the trials versus the individual blue-check-mark tweeters, that he'll establish that they are publishers and not carriers unleashing a floodgate of actions against them that their current governmental dispensation won't save them from.
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Personally I think twitter is a libel machine. Its like when the automobile manufacturers were new. Nobody had insurance and there were no safety mechanisms built into either the cars or the roads. The cost to society was high and growing higher with each new car sold. It had to change.
Twitter, Facebook etc etc, they are going to get clipped. Pragmatic limitations will be imposed.
Posted by: GOPe at January 28, 2019 12:52 PM (Z5QER)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Oh, oh. HAL ain't opening the pod bay door.
Could this mean trouble?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 12:52 PM (xSo9G)
Ace does that. He has recommended a few different people and races in the past. That is helpful. But you first is simply a bad attitude. I hate posting here about taking action...every time I get these so very negative responses. Democrats do it all Taylor. We don't do anything.
Posted by: David Prince at January 28, 2019 12:52 PM (JkygK)
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:52 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 12:52 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Cowboy Curtis at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (bdbGN)
Posted by: x at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (G0vdT)
The loser: COBOL 98 lines
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:50 PM (QkjLD)
TY-D-BOL is better.
Posted by: Insomniac
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*issues BOLO*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (xSo9G)
Staying quiet and keeping your Twitter account, or tweaking some self important ex-journo?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 28, 2019 12:51 PM (eytER)
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The tweaking, by far, unless you need twatter for your business.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (ffYR/)
Honestly, I don't think we as conversatives are too dumb, it's that we are too lazy. It's like lazy goes hand in hand with conservatism. It's the damn socialists who have all the energy .......
Posted by: David Prince at January 28, 2019 12:40 PM (JkygK)
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Well, most conservatives have JOBS.
They don't have all the free time that lefties do.
Then again, the Left PAYS its people to agitate --- not just through "community organizing" groups but through control of the major propaganda institutions.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I learned everything I know about coding from RBG at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: P_Ang at January 28, 2019 12:51 PM (FGPDC)
Change your name to Sadeep and telecommute
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (rXie1)
She's too busy with CrossFit and mountaineering to talk to reporters.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)
She could at least stick her head out of the window and wave at people...on second thoughts, that might be creepy
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 12:50 PM (a0IVu)
I heard there was a new crossfit WOD. The RBG 1000 Burpees for time 1000 tractor tire flips for time and 1000 Muscle ups for time....except these are RBG muscle ups where you move into a hand stand after getting into the standard muscle up position NO KIPPING.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (ymnmz)
You have died from Typhus.
Green Wizard is very hungry
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:39 PM (39g3+)
Green or Blue?
Depends on the date.
(Philosophy joke. Yeah, it's lame. All the good ones were used by Plato.)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: x at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (nFwvY)
What you're suggesting is literally rape. Literally.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WisRich at January 28, 2019 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 12:54 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 28, 2019 12:54 PM (xqfqx)
Both of those statements are exaggerations. People here on this blog have donated, worked phone banks, done campaign work, etc. Lots of Democrats do nothing at all.
Could people do more? Sure. But you're acting like everyone sits around on their thumb drooling while you are calling for action like Cassandra. That's nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 28, 2019 12:54 PM (Y7Tmy)
Posted by: Cowboy Curtis
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I regard 'coding' as baby talk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 12:54 PM (xSo9G)
421 The loser: COBOL 98 lines
I took a one hour
introduction to COBOL ... that's why I took the SNOBOL course ... if you
read the fine print, COBOL was not really compulsory.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:51 PM (vWMNq)
Took 2 years of Cobol many moons ago to get my computer degree (Called Data Processing back then). Never ever used it after graduating.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 12:54 PM (jxbfJ)
New rules, and all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:42 PM (39g3+)
Lame? Hamlet thought otherwise.
'Tis sport to see the engineer hoist on his own petard.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 12:55 PM (VaN/j)
lawsuit on twitter for broadcasting the vile threats against his
clients?
I'm hoping that in the trials versus the individual blue-check-mark tweeters, that he'll establish that they are publishers and not carriers unleashing a floodgate of actions against them that their current governmental dispensation won't save them from.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 28, 2019 12:46 PM (Evws/)
Actually may be able to, because Twitter is now acting as an Editor.
They are deciding what content their service will forward, and which it will not, based on Politics.
This is conclusively proven by the content of this very post.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 12:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (rXie1)
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Also, find a proxy server in India (or one that can spoof an India IP)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 28, 2019 12:55 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 28, 2019 12:55 PM (5fNnO)
Oh, oh. HAL ain't opening the pod bay door.
this mean trouble?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 12:52 PM (xSo9G)
If he had learned to code he could open the pod bay doors himself.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 28, 2019 12:56 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I learned everything I know about coding from RBG at January 28, 2019 12:56 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 12:54 PM (jxbfJ)
COBOL and Fortran... dropped out and joined the Navy where I programmed in machine code.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 12:56 PM (NgKpN)
Let's not forget ADA (AKA the COBOL of the 80's)
A physicist, for whom I worked, told me he did not know what the computer language of the future would be like but he knew what it would be called ...
...
...
...
FORTRAN
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:56 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:57 PM (bkUtD)
Then we tried with Trump.
I dread the thing that comes next.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I learned everything I know about coding from RBG at January 28, 2019 12:56 PM (0NAbP)
I go back further... remember the reform party?
Same issues.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 12:57 PM (NgKpN)
Well, most conservatives have JOBS.
They don't have all the free time that lefties do.
Then again, the Left PAYS its people to agitate --- not just through
"community organizing" groups but through control of the major
propaganda institutions.
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This is an outstanding insight. Who lives on WikiPedia? The subsidized left. What sucks is that it is our jobs that subsidize the bastards.
Honestly though, look at the professorate. They make very very good full time pay but only do a part-time job. So they put out industrial strenght propaganda night and day. We should put them out of business.
Posted by: David Prince at January 28, 2019 12:57 PM (JkygK)
Posted by: x at January 28, 2019 12:57 PM (nFwvY)
Why resign? PDJT can just use some of the $2T the Fed.GOV has lying around "unobligated"
https://www.americanthinker.com /articles/2019/01/president_trump_can_fund_the_border_wall_with_unobligated_balances.html
Posted by: DocJ at January 28, 2019 12:57 PM (NYS7S)
Open the pod bay door, HAL.
Learn to code, Dave.
Posted by: Circa
10 Delete Hal
20 Execute
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 12:57 PM (M2urV)
Let's not forget ADA (AKA the COBOL of the 80's)
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:52 PM (QkjLD)
On a VAX PDP. That sucked.
Class was taught by a professor whose degree was in Psych, but went and took enough courses to "qualify" her to teach Comp Sci. She did #learntocode. But was a total idiot. Never worked outside of academia.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 12:57 PM (jxbfJ)
Named after Blaise Pascal, mathematician who invented differential equations as "a form of mathematics that was completely useless" until some engineers figured otherwise.
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 12:58 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 12:58 PM (M2urV)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 28, 2019 12:58 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 28, 2019 12:58 PM (yQpMk)
Depends on the date.
(Philosophy joke. Yeah, it's lame. All the good ones were used by Plato.)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (VaN/j)
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Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "do you all want a beer?"
The first logician says "I don't know"
The second logician says "I don't know"
The third logician says "Yes!"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 28, 2019 12:58 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 12:58 PM (Boy/L)
I did COBOL back when you punched it out on cards.
I spent three years writing PL/1 code.
Had a decent working relatinonship with VM and MVS.
Now, if you'll excuse me I'll go tell some JSON scribblers to get off my lawn.
Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2019 12:58 PM (8erNz)
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Yep. Suitable for the lower sorts (after they have paid their $$$ for certificates). Not for 'thoughtful' people. /s
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 28, 2019 12:58 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 12:59 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 12:59 PM (39g3+)
Open the pod bay door, HAL.
Learn to code, Dave.
Posted by: Circa
10 Delete Hal
20 Execute
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 12:57 PM (M2urV)
Cntrl Alt Del
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 12:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: David Prince at January 28, 2019 12:59 PM (JkygK)
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2019 12:59 PM (xjiRE)
Took 2 years of Cobol many moons ago to get my computer degree (Called
Data Processing back then). Never ever used it after graduating.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 12:54 PM (jxbfJ)
COBOL and Fortran... dropped out and joined the Navy where I programmed in machine code.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 12:56 PM (NgKpN)
I loved Fortran. Still - didn't use it after graduating. Took a comparitive computer languages course which included RPG II. Started my career with RPG on IBM S/36, S/38 and AS/400.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 12:59 PM (jxbfJ)
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Dude. Tinyurl or bitly please.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 01:00 PM (ffYR/)
PHD in Romantic Comedies? And Alternate Gender Studies?
Sigh.
Do whatever the h*ll you want, but don't come bitching to us or expect us to bail you out when you fail miserably. You make your own choices. Live with them.
/or, as our peaceful islamic friends say "live by the sword, die by the sword."
Posted by: Chloe's Mirror Universe Parents at January 28, 2019 01:00 PM (u0hpX)
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 28, 2019 01:00 PM (QAOZh)
I had no idea that I was committing a hate crime.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 28, 2019 01:00 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Grump928
I'm just a code miner's daughter.
Posted by: Loretta Lynn
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 01:00 PM (M2urV)
Posted by: x at January 28, 2019 01:00 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)
She could at least stick her head out of the window and wave at people...on second thoughts, that might be creepy
Posted by: IC at January 28, 2019 12:50 PM (a0IVu)
When will we see her workout tapes?
(Shudder!)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 01:00 PM (VaN/j)
VAX PDP? That's not quite Recon Ranger, but you have one or the other.
Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2019 01:01 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: The Margins at January 28, 2019 01:01 PM (kK4qb)
Posted by: Cowboy Curtis
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I regard 'coding' as baby talk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 12:54 PM (xSo9G)
One scene in the movie The Internship where Vince Vaughn is studying and trying to learn some IT crap late at night in the Google auditorium where he thought he was alone. A Google employee though was also there and they struck up a conversation. Vaughn commented to the guy that after getting some assistance that it must be for him like teaching someone the Alphabet. The guy said no it was more like teaching someone the letter A.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:01 PM (2DOZq)
They are deciding what content their service will forward, and which it will not, based on Politics.
This is conclusively proven by the content of this very post.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 12:55 PM (NgKpN)
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What about the blue checkmark itself. Ostensibly, it means the poster is verified to be who they say they are, correct? However, if Twitter is stripping it from people based on the content of their posts, isn't that an indication they're not a neutral platform?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 28, 2019 01:01 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Big V at January 28, 2019 01:01 PM (sN665)
Did that with FORTRAN. Second summer on the job we obtained a share 300 baud terminal. Had an office of its own and only one other guy was using it. Heaven.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 01:01 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Paul Simon at January 28, 2019 01:02 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: shibumi, taking no prisoners at January 28, 2019 01:02 PM (u0hpX)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 28, 2019 01:02 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 01:02 PM (CDGwz)
OK, so what's more fulfilling?
Staying quiet and keeping your Twitter account, or tweaking some self important ex-journo?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 28, 2019 12:51 PM (eytER)"
...
If you're going to get suspended, go big. #learn2poledance it is.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at January 28, 2019 01:02 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 28, 2019 01:02 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 28, 2019 01:02 PM (yQpMk)
PHD in Romantic Comedies? And Alternate Gender Studies?
Sigh.
Do whatever the h*ll you want, but don't come bitching to us or
expect us to bail you out when you fail miserably. You make your own
choices. Live with them.
/or, as our peaceful islamic friends say "live by the sword, die by the sword."
Posted by: Chloe's Mirror Universe Parents at January 28, 2019 01:00 PM (u0hpX)
But her rolodex is diverse! HER ROLODEX! That is her marketing tool for herself "I have an opinion, a degree in Rom Com and a ROLODEX of names!"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 01:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: DocJ at January 28, 2019 01:03 PM (NYS7S)
"And, because the officials on the field are humans, like the players and coaches, errors will happen. The NFL parties do not dispute that they have previously advised the Saints, including the club's head coach, that one or more penalties -- for pass interference or illegal helmet-to-helmet contact -- were mistakenly not called late in the NFC Championship Game, and that the NFL would like its officials on the field to make these calls," the league's lawyers wrote.
"This was acknowledged immediately after the game to the coach of the New Orleans Saints by NFL Senior Vice President of Officiating Al Riveron."
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 01:03 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Tom Brokaw at January 28, 2019 01:03 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: HAL at January 28, 2019 01:03 PM (CDGwz)
taught myself cobol in high school; i had been hired part-time by an accounting firm to do data entry, but a friend in another installation slipped me a hot tape with copy of a compiler on it.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 01:03 PM (sGtp+)
On a VAX PDP. That sucked.
VAX PDP? That's not quite Recon Ranger, but you have one or the other.
Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2019 01:01 PM (8erNz)
Apologies. Took one course there on it - and that was back in early 90s.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 01:03 PM (jxbfJ)
I live in Portland, and there exists a group of Twitter harpies who complain bitterly anytime a local conference has a panel with only white males on it.
Some of the harpies are themselves white males.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 28, 2019 01:03 PM (I2/tG)
Which is frustrating, but I'm too cheap to buy a C++ or C# book (and supposedly, there aren't any for total beginners anyway), so that way it will remain.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 28, 2019 01:03 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: David Prince at January 28, 2019 12:59 PM (JkygK)
Yup, late 90's early 2000's we had a Teck Training company that was delivering $1 Million per month in Teck classes (Denver, Co Springs, Boulder).
They increased H1Bs, and made it almost impossible for students to get financial aid for courses... and... out of business inside of 2 years.
Thank you US Government.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 01:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rickl
3 to 5 years experience or no job.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 01:04 PM (M2urV)
My oldest brothers both did that, punchcard programming. They played a Star Trek game on the system.
My earliest computer work was on a TRS-80. First generation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: HAL at January 28, 2019 01:04 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 28, 2019 01:04 PM (8g9zh)
I don't care what any of you Mac users say, Windows 95 is The BOMB.
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 01:04 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at January 28, 2019 01:05 PM (0QYMt)
"they stole that from me"
--Jesus of Nazareth
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:05 PM (39g3+)
Or so someone said.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 28, 2019 01:05 PM (7esQ2)
Ok no truck driving school for them either. A bad fried egg is one
thing. Terrible code is a PITA. Bad truckers get people killed.
Posted by: Big V at January 28, 2019 01:01 PM (sN665)
Besides, you think those people could be taught to back up a trailer?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 01:06 PM (jxbfJ)
Question: If you bought one of those and wore it around Park Slope Brooklyn or South of Market San Francisco, would passersby have carte blanche to assault you?
Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2019 01:06 PM (c+2jX)
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Her degree in Rom Com is what informs her that her value to another organization is based solely upon her relationships, which she keeps alphabetized. So proud. So. very. proud.
Posted by: Feminism at January 28, 2019 01:06 PM (Z5QER)
Was learning to code the hardest thing in my life? Tough to say. The first language was tough. After that they all pretty much do the same thing in different ways so it's relatable.
But being comfortable at the keyboard and cognizant of the difficulties of securing free tampons is not going to make it any easier.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 28, 2019 01:07 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: rickl
3 to 5 years experience or no job.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 01:04 PM (M2urV)
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With a software package only 2 years old.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 01:07 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: zombie
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Trick question, as usual.
They already have carte blanche to assault whomever they wish to single out for re-education.
Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (tJ+Ge)
Posted by: JEM
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Ah. Another PL/1 writer.
I'm struggling to even remember the syntax.
It was a miraculous thing at the time, next to COBOL (which I'd done maintenance coding in) or FORTRAN (which was syntactically closer, but did very little after college), but it seemed like PL/I got what a programming language should be.
Of course, C was like PL/I without the IBM collared shirt and necktie, much more freedom, but also easier to shoot yourself in the foot.
Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Pfft. Bitran Six
Posted by: HAL at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (xSo9G)
A
physicist, for whom I worked, told me he did not know what the computer
language of the future would be like but he knew what it would be
called ...
...
...
...
FORTRAN
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 12:56 PM (vWMNq)
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WATFIVE
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Chloe Anodyne at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (zmIJL)
Python has been a pretty hot topic for a while now, and I agree with the idea.
There are free interactive training courses online. It should take no more than a couple of hours to go through some of the basic exercises just to see whether this is something that interests you.
https://www.learnpython.org/
BTW, I started as a VM sysprog about thirty years ago. We ran VM/SP because a higher-up preferred interactive over batch for no good reason. About 80% of what I had to do was recreating facilities [badly] that MVS would have given us out of the box.
Posted by: sunflower at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (Exn6m)
FORTRAN
I spent a week at one point a dozen years ago going through the code that made up James Hansen's GISS, and concluded he knew less about FORTRAN than I did.
It was literally a learning experience for him, and it was obvious that I should trust his 'software models' no more than I'd trust a tax software program from a second-year CS student.
The magical acceptance of the quality of the input data and the lack of bounds-checking sticks in my mind.
Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2019 01:15 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 01:16 PM (vWMNq)
" Make journalism diverse for once "
Posted by: Builder at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (zcjuQ)
Posted by: Catch Thirty Thr33 at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (TFV0D)
Real men use perl.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (vWMNq)
Python is everywhere. Java is everywhere. But the key is not just knowing language syntax but knowing some externals that make it useful to who you're targeting.
Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2019 01:18 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Ben Collins at January 28, 2019 01:25 PM (cCxiu)
So hate is the worst thing ever in the world.
So we can and should ban hate.
And all haters.
And hate is anything that makes a progressive uncomfortable, which includes all insults, strong disagreements, criticisms, or jokes at the expense of a progressive or a progressive cause.
Henceforth, a joke about progressives is blasphemy against Mohammed punishable by stoning to death.
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here! at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (koNhm)
I loved and used the hell out of Perl since 1994.
When I started using Java regularly about 2005 or so, I became dependent on the Eclipse IDE. It got to where I couldn't hold enough of my own Perl code in my head to be effective.
That and CPAN compilation woes finally pushed me over to Java.
I just started working with Python a couple of years ago. It is a neat little language with an impressive ecosystem.
Posted by: sunflower at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (Exn6m)
And the current and future generations continuing to use Twitter, Youtoob and Facebook will exist in a digital universe containing only left to left-of-center belief.
But at least there will also be leftist indoctrination in school, movies and advertisements.
Winning !
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (koNhm)
#cleavageisyourfriend
Posted by: Secrets of World Class Servers at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (pNxlR)
Boy, if it weren't for this place, we'd never be blown!
Posted by: @TheMargins at January 28, 2019 01:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 12:53 PM (rXie1)
This is Windows calling. Our security server is reporting that your computer is sending viruses. We can fix each and every thing.. Please go to dubyou dubyou dubyou dot supportme.com.
Or, you can fix it yourself by opening a shell, type dir /s when the command finishes type 'Viruses found' at the prompt. This means you have a virus. Then:
Type netstat at the prompt, notice a column titled foreign addresses, this signifies that 'foreign hackers' are in your computer.
Run syskey to lock yourself out of your PC.
Send yourself $500.00 in Apple gift cards.
It's super easy.
Posted by: Sadeep Is Tight, Yeah Yeah Yeah. at January 28, 2019 01:38 PM (CshFJ)
Loon Catered
Loon Reacted
Acted on Lore
Cadre tole no
Danced to lore
Danced to role
A colon treed
A dolt encore
A colder note
Cloned orate
Crooned Late
Need Locator
Cater Noodle
Noodle Crate
Rooted Clean
Posted by: Sweet Lou at January 28, 2019 01:39 PM (4DuI9)
Posted by: Sweet Lou at January 28, 2019 01:41 PM (4DuI9)
Posted by: JEM
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I spent 12 years punching JCL cards.
Also, COBOL is a fine language because there is a native 'ring the bell' command.
Posted by: Sadeep Is Tight, Yeah Yeah Yeah. at January 28, 2019 01:44 PM (CshFJ)
Posted by: Hate Has No Home Here! at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (koNhm)
The punishment is breast ironing.
Posted by: Sadeep Is Tight, Yeah Yeah Yeah. at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (CshFJ)
Sweet in that that is some of the funniest and best writing I have ever been privileged and fortunate enough to read.
Screamingly funny.
Bitter in that it comes so infrequently now.
Perhaps that is inevitable. Now that our backs are against the walls, perhaps humor must give way to righteous rage.
So it goes.
Perhaps when this is all over, some of that amazing talent that created the "Kaboom" story, the "Dennis Miller Gets Sodomized by a Kodiac Bear", the "Ace of Spades Sex for Money Skankathon", can turn back to mith , instead of war.
But this isn't the time for that I suppose.
Again, so be it.
So bring your righteous fury against our enemies and hammer then without mercy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQyhmd7Gk4U
Posted by: Taco Shack at January 28, 2019 01:51 PM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 28, 2019 02:24 PM (LjXLa)
at least its not a cringe boomer-tier meme, which is basically how you know it came from 'us'
Posted by: dw at January 28, 2019 02:56 PM (stPAM)
Posted by: Davis at January 28, 2019 03:14 PM (v4K82)
garrett #350:
I'd love to see a pic of
#LearnToCode
written into some Latte Foam
Good idea! Click nic or
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/learn-to-latte
Posted by: mindful webworker's radical ghost, hanging around at January 28, 2019 03:30 PM (ytdoY)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 28, 2019 03:32 PM (LJzIf)
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Learn to code!
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