You Got Owned, Pussy

Bill Maher tries to pretend he's in on the joke but he's not.

By the way, you don't need publicity, JoyBoy, because you aren't required to actually perform or achieve. Some NPCs at HBO are going to keep you on the air forever, just like you were kept on the air at ABC with shit ratings, because they are political zealots who love proselytizing mixed in with clapper humor.

Go fuck another whore and then brag about it.

To those Incels who defaced my billboard, I just want you to know, I will follow you to the gates of your parents' basement! And thanks for the free publicity, Real Time is back Friday night! pic.twitter.com/QFGquZd1FC
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) January 15, 2019

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:21 PM

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1 No Nathan to see here. Move along.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 25, 2019 06:18 PM (zmIJL)

2 First

Posted by: Bruce at January 25, 2019 06:19 PM (8ikIW)

3 Such a creep.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 06:19 PM (W+vEI)

4 That. Is. Hilarious.

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne at January 25, 2019 06:19 PM (uDcBt)

5 I can see 1st from my house.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 25, 2019 06:20 PM (Yhisr)

6 Have I mentioned the jihadis who flew the planes into the buildings had brass cojones?

Posted by: Bill Maher at January 25, 2019 06:20 PM (zmIJL)

7 4 Ace: "I'm tired of running, let this be the hill we are willing to die upon."

*dies on hill*

Posted by: What fucking plan? at January 25, 2019 06:19 PM (/CFKw)

Fucking trolls

Posted by: Keep the faith at January 25, 2019 06:20 PM (25rqs)

8 A troll is FIRST? they are obsessed w/ ace, aren't they?

Posted by: IC at January 25, 2019 06:21 PM (a0IVu)

9 Can't we have another Star Wars thread?

Posted by: Nathan at January 25, 2019 06:21 PM (zmIJL)

10 Oh, those incels.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 06:21 PM (GBteo)

11 Maher has always been an asshole. Funny like a fart.

Posted by: freaked at January 25, 2019 06:21 PM (UdKB7)

12 However Bill Maher dies will be the inspiration for my Halloween costume.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 25, 2019 06:21 PM (9LIpg)

13 God bless 1/2 of America!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 06:22 PM (pUDQf)

14 What do "incels" have to do with this? Why is that the new go-to slur from the Left?

I must admit, that was genius graphic design. Kudos to whoever did it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Foxfire Ninja Babe at January 25, 2019 06:22 PM (XKZwp)

15 Everybody else must still be watching the videos.

Posted by: Iris at January 25, 2019 06:22 PM (lSFe/)

16 Shouldn't it correctly be syphilitic NPC?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 25, 2019 06:22 PM (MkcN1)

17 who?

Posted by: newish nic at January 25, 2019 06:22 PM (jYje5)

18 Yeah, he's obviously desperate for attention.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2019 06:22 PM (96e/h)

19 The troll is cuck Jonah G.

Posted by: MAGA at January 25, 2019 06:22 PM (v5a7s)

20 New rules!
Any incel who defaces my billboard will, uh, ha ha, won't get Doritos from mommy for a week!
*applause*

*APPLAUSE NOW, you clapping seals*
*Laugh, you stupid guests or we won't invite you back!!!*

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (W+vEI)

21 I like the billboard

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (/rm4P)

22 I understand in the fantasy universe that trolls have a thing for ewoks.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (3sjI6)

23 These have to be the soy-rich man tittied folks from Buzzfeed and HuffPo playing troll games.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (pUDQf)

24 They may be beta incels but they still got, right Bill?

Which makes you, what?

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (X8ACe)

25 Pretty sure that was a Sabo billboard, and any photo of the guy shows you he is NO incel.

Maher, not being in on the joke is lame, you poser.

Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (hvf9s)

26 Hey paid troll,

say hi to pierre omidyar for us on your way out

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)

27 We don't get trolled as bad as WZ or BB...... those threads.... Soros must have a lotta basement boys on the payroll....

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (90T4r)

28 >>>to the gates of your parents' basement!<<<

This guy smokes too much weed. Imbecile.

Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (wxZSX)

29 Amusing that the First! is snagged by a NPC.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (yQpMk)

30 The worst Getting Coffee in Cars was with Maher. Jerry was just trying to get out of there!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (JFO2v)

31 Now THAT is a thing of beauty!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (2sCft)

32 Hmmm....Incel, or sleeps with trannys (Maher)?

Not much of a choice, there.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2019 06:24 PM (96e/h)

33 Bill Maher's face looks like a penis that was left out in the rain.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY)

34 Even under no pressure, Maher can't be funny.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2019 06:24 PM (96e/h)

35 Defaced?

Bill, the billboard fixed your face.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

36 I had the Incels once. Very painful. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 25, 2019 06:24 PM (Tyii7)

37 Maher and Coulter
Sittin in a tree

*retch *

Posted by: freaked at January 25, 2019 06:24 PM (UdKB7)

38 Wow. Texas AG announces 58,000 illegal votes found in last election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2019 06:24 PM (r+sAi)

39 However Bill Maher dies will be the inspiration for my Halloween costume.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 25, 2019 06:21 PM (9LIpg)

You'll be going as a syphilis spirochete.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 25, 2019 06:25 PM (3sjI6)

40 News at 11...Dramatic footage of Bill Maher saving a baby goat from drowning.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 25, 2019 06:25 PM (zmIJL)

41 Maher has always been an asshole. Funny like a fart.
Posted by: freaked at January 25, 2019 06:21 PM (UdKB7)

++++
Those are fighting words. Farts are WAY funnier.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 25, 2019 06:25 PM (2sCft)

42 A TROLL SHALL NOT BE FIRST!!

Posted by: Max Power at January 25, 2019 06:25 PM (q177U)

43 >>Pretty sure that was a Sabo billboard, and any photo of the guy shows you he is NO incel.

Not SABO, but I forget who - they posted a video of themselves doing it.

I like that there's more than SABo out there doing this stuff!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 06:25 PM (W+vEI)

44 Amusing that the First! is snagged by a NPC.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (yQpMk)

------------------------

Check again.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 25, 2019 06:25 PM (ffYR/)

45 *beeeep*

Posted by: Ruth Bader-Ginsburg, Still Reviewin' Briefs and Renderin' Opinions at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (Mouru)

46 Maher likely likes mannish women partners.... sor of a reverse beard...

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (90T4r)

47 Hello World!

*runs and ducks for cover, hopping someone gets the terrible joke*

Posted by: Me coffee at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (+AUVB)

48 In case you guys didn't know this, there is a whole group of Twitter Nobodies being paid by democrats and people like Kristol, Peter Singer, and Pierre Omidyar to just troll all day.

They don't have actual jobs. They're just shut ins paid a few bucks per post.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

49 "Those are fighting words. Farts are WAY funnier"

Sorry. Should have been "wet" fart.

Posted by: freaked at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (UdKB7)

50 1
Ace: "I'm tired of running, let this be the hill we are willing to die upon."

*dies on hill*

Posted by: What plan? at January 25, 2019 06:18 PM (A/2wy)

FRESH SOROS MONEY IS HERE!!!!!
CASH THE CHECK BEFORE IT BOUNCES!!!!!

Posted by: NPCs at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (sy5kK)

51 BREAKING: Florida Commission on Ethics finds probable cause former Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum violated ethics laws when he allegedly accepted gifts from lobbyists and vendors during out-of-town trips. Gillum was 2018 Democratic nominee for Florida governor.

Posted by: Ha at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (MAstk)

52 48 In case you guys didn't know this, there is a whole group of Twitter Nobodies being paid by democrats and people like Kristol, Peter Singer, and Pierre Omidyar to just troll all day.

They don't have actual jobs. They're just shut ins paid a few bucks per post.
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

realllllllly

...They hiring by any chance?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (GBteo)

53 "And a troll shall lead them...."

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 25, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)

54 I have actually seen about 3 minutes of Bill Maher, once, total.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2019 06:27 PM (zLDYs)

55 So the guy that pays to belong to some weirdo sex club and boasts about it, is calling someone else "incels"?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 25, 2019 06:27 PM (2sCft)

56 >>> Not SABO, but I forget who - they posted a video of themselves doing it. I like that there's more than SABo out there doing this stuff! Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 06:25 PM (W+vEI)

I hope so Lizzy, that is actually encouraging if it's not him! We need an army of conservative street artists.

Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2019 06:27 PM (hvf9s)

57 The good thing about the Buzzfeed folks being shitcanned is freeing up of office space for the next LoveStuff store.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2019 06:27 PM (pUDQf)

58 Bill Maher's face looks like a penis that was left out in the rain.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY)

I sure hope someone picks up the MacArthur Park thing there, it would be a shame not to.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 25, 2019 06:28 PM (t+qrx)

59 Posted by: Ha at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (MAstk)

Not a smidgen of corruption.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

60 They're just shut ins paid a few bucks per post.

*looks at Top 10*

You wouldn't have an application link to this by chance? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

61 Maher 20 something follower:
Parents basement check
Got Switch for Xmas check
No fewer than 3 fleshbot orders on Amz check

Toxic Males:
Drank IPA for lunch check
Dreams of new Sig arms check
Would (threat) kill anyone messes with daughter check

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2019 06:28 PM (JFO2v)

62 48
In case you guys didn't know this, there is a whole group of Twitter
Nobodies being paid by democrats and people like Kristol, Peter Singer,
and Pierre Omidyar to just troll all day.

They don't have actual jobs. They're just shut ins paid a few bucks per post.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

ace, you went and explained it. that's no fun!

they are like mice, and we are like feral cats.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2019 06:28 PM (sy5kK)

63 I'm old enough to remember Maher doing stand up. Not funny, passable at best. Howie Mandel had hair then. What, what?

Posted by: nip at January 25, 2019 06:28 PM (DfGpI)

64 The good thing about the Buzzfeed folks being shitcanned is freeing up of office space for the next LoveStuff store.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Make it a Lovecraft store and get back to us on that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2019 06:29 PM (ykYG2)

65 They're just shut ins paid a few bucks per post.

Uncle George and Cap'n Billy need to up the ante.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 25, 2019 06:29 PM (Tyii7)

66 I sure hope someone picks up the MacArthur Park thing there, it would be a shame not to.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 25, 2019 06:28 PM (t+qrx)

Alas, I'm not that talented. Where's Muldoon when you need him?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 06:29 PM (dUJdY)

67 Be funny to replace what the troll is saying with, um, embarrassing and or insulting remarks.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 25, 2019 06:29 PM (IfYaq)

68 Never watched the annoying Canadian homunculus' show..... he oughta breed with that execrable female Canadian harpy, Samantha,Bee....

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)

69 Fucking trolls

Posted by: Keep the faith at January 25, 2019 06:20 PM (25rqs)

And by cutting and pasting his idiocy, you have given him what he wanted.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2019 06:30 PM (wYseH)

70 To you normals, I will follow you to your house and terrorize your children and kill your dog... and fuck any black hookers I see.

Posted by: Bill Mare at January 25, 2019 06:30 PM (pw+jk)

71 Why would an incel care about Maher?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 25, 2019 06:30 PM (BD/yx)

72 51 BREAKING: Florida Commission on Ethics finds probable cause former Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum violated ethics laws when he allegedly accepted gifts from lobbyists and vendors during out-of-town trips. Gillum was 2018 Democratic nominee for Florida governor.
Posted by: Ha at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (MAstk)

Lived in TLH 4 years well duh!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2019 06:30 PM (JFO2v)

73 "Those are fighting words. Farts are WAY funnier"

Sorry. Should have been "wet" fart.

Chunky farts are the funniest.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:30 PM (yQpMk)

74 Second Rule of AoSHQ - don't quote the trolls.

Why would you quote the trolls?

Posted by: don't quote the trolls at January 25, 2019 06:30 PM (sXe+b)

75 Was that 58K votes in TX by illegal aliens, or 58K invalid votes based on other reasons?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2019 06:30 PM (QDnY+)

76 >>>to the gates of your parents' basement!

This guy smokes too much weed. Imbecile.

++++

Right. It's such a dumbass reply that I regard it as proof he doesn't have anything to do with it

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 25, 2019 06:30 PM (z2W2E)

77 "Someone left my face out in the rain
And I've never had a brain"

Okay guys... I got you started.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

78 The next person who calls my now #1 comment a troll-fest is getting sued for libel by my attorneys Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 25, 2019 06:31 PM (zmIJL)

79 say hi to pierre omidyar for us on your way out

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)

Oh man, I was just about to edit its cutting jab at you.

Peanut butter and dogs were involved.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2019 06:31 PM (wYseH)

80 So Trump and Cruz have set up congressional (D)s to openly speak out in support of Mexican crime rings before Trump uses that as the reason to build the wall, but Pelosi is winning?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 25, 2019 06:31 PM (xyung)

81 Bill Maher

To those Teenagers who TP'd my yard...

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2019 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

82 Maher and Coulter
Sittin in a tree
.........

he's eating boner pills
she's drinking herself blind

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

83 Hey so I slammed a sash window on my penis one time, ONE TIME and you incels make fun of a deformed tiny penis.

Posted by: Bill Mare at January 25, 2019 06:32 PM (pw+jk)

84 >>In case you guys didn't know this, there is a whole group of Twitter Nobodies being paid by democrats and people like Kristol, Peter Singer, and Pierre Omidyar to just troll all day.

Yea, I noticed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2019 06:32 PM (/tuJf)

85 Is it just me or does that look like Conan O'Brien?

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 25, 2019 06:32 PM (5fSr7)

86 Looking at the polling data on Presidential Job Approval, I'm seeing Rasmussen doing the only polling with Likely Voters. Everyone else is doing Registered Voters (Gee, I wonder why).

They're showing a 3 point uptick in Presidential Job Approval in their latest poll (Jan 22-24)

https://tinyurl.com/y9z5dnha

Why were we supposed to be resigning ourselves to the "It was all hopeless" option again?

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 25, 2019 06:32 PM (zHVM/)

87 Maher thinks because he hates all religion and is willing to call out Islam, that makes him Stunning and Brave.

Stunning and Brave would be supporting the wall from the invasion of illegal freedom and tax usurpers. (Or, in Maher's eyes, the Catholic lemmings (I assume most of the illegals are Catholic) controlled by a white guy in Vatican City.)

Maher = LINO--Libertarian in Name Only

Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2019 06:32 PM (hvf9s)

88 The HQ must be prime on googles list. The troll comment is already available in cached form.

http://bit.ly/2MyMtxd

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

89 80: She wins until there's a wall or a big federal worker (her constituency) layoff

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 06:33 PM (U7k5w)

90 78 The next person who calls my now #1 comment a troll-fest is getting sued for libel by my attorneys Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 25, 2019 06:31 PM (zmIJL)

Sue Me!!
I use Winer Diner Dunker and Drowner

Posted by: Uncle Ted at January 25, 2019 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

91 58
Bill Maher's face looks like a penis that was left out in the rain.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY)

I sure hope someone picks up the MacArthur Park thing there, it would be a shame not to.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 25, 2019 06:28 PM (t+qrx)

Thanks, hogmartin. I missed it, and I am embarrassed for it.

I hated that song when it came out 40 some odd years ago. Still, no excuse.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2019 06:33 PM (sy5kK)

92 Bill Maher has always had that aura that makes Jonah Goldberg look funny and original.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 25, 2019 06:33 PM (IfYaq)

93

Was Politically Incorrect ever politically incorrect?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2019 06:33 PM (aKsyK)

94 LizLem - it was done by The Faction, a group of conservative street artists.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ey8wjg

More, please!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 06:33 PM (W+vEI)

95 A few bucks per post?
Who was it bitching yesterday about making the Roll of Shame with over 11K posts?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (96e/h)

96
- Calls others incels
- has to pay for pussy and the company of women

Bill Maher

Posted by: literally serious at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (/LX46)

97 They're showing a 3 point uptick in Presidential Job Approval in their latest poll (Jan 22-24)

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 25, 2019 06:32 PM (zHVM/)

Didn't you hear? Emotions are more important than facts.

Seriously...check the ONT from last night. There is a bald-headed freak who claims this.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (wYseH)

98 Never watched his show.

Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (gmo/4)

99 I still think Trump should just treat the border as what it is, a matter of territorial integrity, and subject to the Commander In Chief - not to Nancy Pelosi's queef.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (ykYG2)

100 Was Politically Incorrect ever politically incorrect?

Is filthy ever divine?
It's all subjective.

Posted by: Steve Dallas at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (sXe+b)

101 I wonder if Conservative Anarchist is the future.....

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (90T4r)

102 Maher = LINO--Libertarian in Name Only
===
fuck you. I prefer MINO, Man In Name Only.

So there haters.

Posted by: Bill Mare at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (pw+jk)

103 They're just shut ins paid a few bucks per post.

++

I AM NOT A SHUT IN I AM A HUMAN BEING

Posted by: The Elephant Troll at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (z2W2E)

104 Sue Me!!
I use Winer Diner Dunker and Drowner
Posted by: Uncle Ted at January 25, 2019 06:33 PM

Winer winer chicken diner.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (zmIJL)

105 86: If the approval was up, what was the point of the reopening with no wall funding?

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (U7k5w)

106 I AM NOT A SHUT IN I AM A HUMAN BEING
Posted by: The Elephant Troll at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM

Just lie down and take a nap. You'll feel better in the morning.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 25, 2019 06:35 PM (zmIJL)

107 75
Was that 58K votes in TX by illegal aliens, or 58K invalid votes based on other reasons?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2019 06:30 PM (QDnY+)

the former.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2019 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

108 Didn't you hear? Emotions are more important than facts.

Seriously...check the ONT from last night. There is a bald-headed freak who claims this.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (wYseH)

++++
Facts matter? Who knew??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 25, 2019 06:35 PM (2sCft)

109 Off, sock.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 25, 2019 06:35 PM (uDcBt)

110 Will there be a Broseidon thread latter?

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2019 06:35 PM (kufk0)

111 75 Was that 58K votes in TX by illegal aliens, or 58K invalid votes based on other reasons?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2019 06:30 PM (QDnY+)

95,000 voters purged. We are making an artificial reef with their bodies!

Posted by: Uncle Ted at January 25, 2019 06:35 PM (JFO2v)

112 Broseiden is on now here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2019 06:35 PM (+y/Ru)

113 On Friday, Texas Secretary of State David Whitley issued an advisory on voter registration list maintenance activity and the analysis revealed tens of thousands of non-citizens are not only registered to vote, but they are voting in elections. The Texas Secretary of State announced Friday: 95,000 individuals identified by DPS as non-U.S. citizens have a matching voter registration record in Texas, approximately 58,000 of whom have voted in one or more Texas elections.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2019 06:36 PM (r+sAi)

114 Oooh thanks for finding that out Lizzy!! Yay for The Faction. Moar please indeed!

Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2019 06:36 PM (hvf9s)

115 20 minutes til Broseidon.

Posted by: Rain Man at January 25, 2019 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

116 Sue Me!!
I use Winer Diner Dunker and Drowner
Posted by: Uncle Ted
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Dungeon, Lardbottom, and Stall

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at January 25, 2019 06:36 PM (oLWxf)

117 >>>110 Will there be a Broseidon thread latter?

well I'd say you have to wait for the ONT because we're waiting, I guess, for CA people to see it and they're three hours behind

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2019 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

118 Bill Maher is about as funny as hepatitis.

Whine\y, nasal voiced bastard.

Who watches that drek.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (Z+IKu)

119 Sock

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (z2W2E)

120 The Texas Secretary of State announced Friday: 95,000 individuals identified by DPS as non-U.S. citizens have a matching voter registration record in Texas, approximately 58,000 of whom have voted in one or more Texas elections.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2019 06:36 PM (r+sA++++

So, Prosecute their illegal asses and deport them!! WTF!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (2sCft)

121 Will there be a Broseidon thread latter?
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2019 06:35 PM (kufk0)

I requested the same thing. I hope there is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (dUJdY)

122 I saw.... a MUMR...

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (90T4r)

123 I have decided to live my life as a very obnoxious gay man.. psyche, I made that decision in 1997.

Posted by: Bill Mare at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (pw+jk)

124 I didn't really get the first post, so I ignored it. So, it's a troll. Meh. Boring.

I work with a guy who insists Bill Maher is funny. I insist he's a poorly programmed NPC who is not funny. The Great Divide of our age!! Or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (9Ra4F)

125 Who is shorter, Maher or Shapiro?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

126
Sue Me!!

I use Winer Diner Dunker and Drowner

Posted by: Uncle Ted at January 25, 2019 06:33 PM (JFO2v)
And the bill gets sent to me.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at January 25, 2019 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

127 20 minutes til Broseidon.
Posted by: Rain Man
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50, here. And I don't want you Morons spoiling the show, dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at January 25, 2019 06:38 PM (oLWxf)

128 If the approval was up, what was the point of the reopening with no wall funding?
Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (U7k5w)

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To set the Dems up and clear the path for declaring a State of Emergency at the border.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 25, 2019 06:38 PM (ffYR/)

129 Just like with that fat turd Chris Farley, the only time I'll smile about Maher is when I see his obituary.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 25, 2019 06:38 PM (y7DUB)

130 I remember watching PI a long time ago when it came out and Maher was an asshole then. I don't get his popularity, unless it's with assholes, I guess.

Posted by: freaked at January 25, 2019 06:38 PM (UdKB7)

131 Just watched Jeopardy! for the first time in tears.

Our Moron cleaned up good. And the Final Jeopardy question was one every Moron could answer correctly.

The others, not so much. They must have gotten a Progressive education.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2019 06:38 PM (u82oZ)

132 I used to work with a guy who was a huge Maher fan back in the days of Politically Incorrect. He kept on trying to convince me to watch but I never got around to it.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 25, 2019 06:39 PM (MkcN1)

133 125
Who is shorter, Maher or Shapiro?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (yQpMk)
just who, for god's sake, would be willing to check?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2019 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

134 I noticed something about Maher...I think he is afraid of Black people.

He was deferential to the point of embarrassment to Colion Noir. And the topic was evil guns and the NRA, which is Maher's bread and butter.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2019 06:39 PM (wYseH)

135 To set the Dems up and clear the path for declaring a State of Emergency at the border.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 25, 2019 06:38 PM (ffYR/)

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Did you see the victory lap Schmuck and Nanzi took?
Trump is going to thump them and they won't know what hit em.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 06:39 PM (pw+jk)

136 I remember thinking that Maher was funny. As in, I remember the *thought*, but I don't remember him actually being funny.

I also remember thinking Letterman was funny.

I might have been 18-ish.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 25, 2019 06:40 PM (BD/yx)

137 NO BRO SPOilers!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2019 06:40 PM (r+sAi)

138 I can see how Maher and Coulter hooked up...they are as shrill as each other.

Posted by: IC at January 25, 2019 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

139
I requested the same thing. I hope there is.
Posted by: Jewells45
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That should have been phrased as a question.

"What is, 'I hope there is'.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at January 25, 2019 06:40 PM (oLWxf)

140 Abby Shapiro seems bigger than Ben.

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2019 06:40 PM (90T4r)

141 128: He could have done that without a shutdown and subsequent retreat.

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 06:41 PM (U7k5w)

142 108 Didn't you hear? Emotions are more important than facts.

Seriously...check the ONT from last night. There is a bald-headed freak who claims this.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2019 06:34 PM (wYseH)

On the bright side, it looked like Sinead O'Conner lost some weight.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2019 06:41 PM (9Ra4F)

143 134 I noticed something about Maher...I think he is afraid of Black people.

I thought he only dated black people. Not a criticism, really, people get to have preferences... but it might make him extra careful around black men.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 25, 2019 06:41 PM (BD/yx)

144 To set the Dems up and clear the path for declaring a State of Emergency at the border.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 25, 2019 06:38 PM (ffYR/)

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Did you see the victory lap Schmuck and Nanzi took?
Trump is going to thump them and they won't know what hit em.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 06:39 PM (pw+jk)

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I did. They chose......poorly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 25, 2019 06:41 PM (ffYR/)

145 Will there be a Broseidon thread latter?

Hope so. Refuse to be a spoiler, tho.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2019 06:41 PM (Tyii7)

146 Has Maher gotten laid since Hef died?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2019 06:41 PM (96e/h)

147 Abby Shapiro seems bigger than Ben.

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2019 06:40 PM (90T4r)

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When she is lying down.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 06:41 PM (pw+jk)

148 Who is shorter, Maher or Shapiro?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (yQpMk)
just who, for god's sake, would be willing to check?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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*?*

Robert Reich

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at January 25, 2019 06:42 PM (oLWxf)

149
To set the Dems up and clear the path for declaring a State of Emergency at the border.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 25, 2019 06:38 PM (ffYR/)

Congress'failure to act has left me no choice but to declare...

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 06:42 PM (TAmPV)

150 path for declaring a State of Emergency at the border.

+++

See, if the Democrats wanted a border wall and wanted to declare a state of emergency, they would fund a small invasion and get the media there, get a few people killed. Maybe a controlled disease outbreak.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 25, 2019 06:43 PM (z2W2E)

151 the incels may someday get laid.

maher will never be 5'8"

Posted by: x at January 25, 2019 06:43 PM (nFwvY)

152 They're just shut ins paid a few bucks per post.
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

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Then why are Twitter cucks whining about their publications being "murdered?"

They could come over here and do what they do for free on Twatter.

300 posts/day, 7days/week x $3.00 per = $328,500/year.

No more "work" than they're already doing, and a WAY wider audience, to boot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2019 06:43 PM (jHKl7)

153 Who is shorter, Bill Maher, Ben Shapiro, or Peter Dinklage????

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2019 06:43 PM (90T4r)

154 Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc.

My apologies. I saw your comment after I popped in and posted. It was my fault.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2019 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

155 Will there be a Broseidon thread latter?

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2019 06:35 PM (kufk0)
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That would be great. Unfortunately it aired in the early afternoon where I live.
Will it be on YouTube or anywhere else?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2019 06:44 PM (hECVl)

156 Do I know that today's course of action was right? NO

Has President Trump let me down before? Twice.

Do I think President Trump is going to throw his filthy dirty penis into the donks B-hole? Yes, yes I do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 06:44 PM (pw+jk)

157 Our Moron cleaned up good. And the Final Jeopardy question was one every Moron could answer correctly.

What is the actual name of the little gun thingie that goes up ?

Posted by: Adriane is a Critical of Most Everything Critic ... at January 25, 2019 06:45 PM (LPnfS)

158 Do twitter cucks have a Post-O-Meter hooked up to their mom's laptop????

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2019 06:45 PM (90T4r)

159 To set the Dems up and clear the path for declaring a State of Emergency at the border.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 25, 2019 06:38 PM (ffYR/)

Congress'failure to act has left me no choice but to declare...
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 06:42 PM (TAmPV)

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Yep. They think they won so they will not give him shit. He will have exhausted all options to get them to do it legislatively.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 25, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

160 My apologies. I saw your comment after I popped in and posted. It was my fault.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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*?*

Unsure what you are apologizing for...but it is a fair assumption that your post is better than my own.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at January 25, 2019 06:45 PM (oLWxf)

161 Our Moron cleaned up good. And the Final Jeopardy question was one every Moron could answer correctly.

Who bitch this is, Alex?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2019 06:46 PM (96e/h)

162 >>Has Maher gotten laid since Hef died?

Yes, he allegedly is a deluxe member of the Snctm sex club.
*dry heaves*

Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2019 06:46 PM (W+vEI)

163 >>Our Moron cleaned up good. And the Final Jeopardy question was one every Moron could answer correctly.

What is a Reversible Drill, Alex?

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 06:46 PM (Z8H2T)

164 Who is shorter, Maher or Shapiro?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

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My guess is Maher is far less girthy and Shapiro is a girthy as a gerkin.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 06:46 PM (pw+jk)

165 Does Maher know the actual incel lingo and honestly think he's a Chad? Because he's not, he's the creepy guy that gets the drunken leftovers that fail to get a Chad.

I hate the Chad/Stacey/Incel concept, btw. People are not that easily categorized.

Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2019 06:46 PM (hvf9s)

166 well I'd say you have to wait for the ONT because we're waiting, I guess, for CA people to see it and they're three hours behind
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2019 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

Oh c'mon ace. Just post the bootleg video at like 7:15, so west coast morons can catch up with east coast morons.

https://tinyurl.com/y865ctv6

We're all dying to talk about the episode.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 06:47 PM (GBteo)

167 Abby Shapiro seems bigger than Ben.

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2019 06:40 PM (90T4r)

Both of them are bigger than Ben

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 25, 2019 06:47 PM (M+Lyo)

168 ace,
You really need to get that Amazon link set up. I've been buying everything on Amazon through it thinking you were getting a cut. I get a lot on Amazon. My kids school made over $10,000 from their affiliation link last school year and they don't have nearly as many people as here. Now I'm bummed knowing you didn't reap from my shopping.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2019 06:47 PM (kufk0)

169 157 Our Moron cleaned up good. And the Final Jeopardy question was one every Moron could answer correctly.

What is the actual name of the little gun thingie that goes up ?
Posted by: Adriane is a Critical of Most Everything Critic ... at January 25, 2019 06:45 PM

Wait... that's actually real?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 25, 2019 06:47 PM (BD/yx)

170 bill maher, robert reich, ben shapiro, tom cruise, alan ladd, peter dinklage, vin diesel and robert deniro walk into a bar and nothing happens because the bartender didn't see them

Posted by: x at January 25, 2019 06:48 PM (nFwvY)

171 Gracias to Guy and others re the TX illegal alien voter thing. Some group in CA just "won" a settlement with LA County that will involve, I think, a review/purge of voter rolls (just a minor thing, LA not doing what federal law requires it to do).

And boy howdy, oh yeah, on prosecuting these people. I believe referrals to ICE might suffice - illegal voting should get them into the Deportees Club.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2019 06:48 PM (QDnY+)

172 My husband is removing our gas stove in the kitchen island to replace it with a slide in range.

If I die, it's been real, morons....

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2019 06:48 PM (cF8AT)

173 Maybe a controlled disease outbreak.
..........

Legionnaire's last month at Antelope Wells, N.M. Customs and Border Protection base. Turned into a total porta-potty disaster.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

174 Last time I watched Maher, it was because Milo was on.

Posted by: Texican ette at January 25, 2019 06:48 PM (gou4q)

175 ace doesn't get Amazon affiliate stuff?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 25, 2019 06:49 PM (BJlbN)

176 'Sup?

Posted by: fluffy; leg humping therapy puppy at January 25, 2019 06:49 PM (dCRRg)

177 True enough, it weren't for this prank, I wouldn't be aware that Maher was still a thing.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2019 06:49 PM (ZfRYq)

178 136
I remember thinking that Maher was funny. As in, I remember the *thought*, but I don't remember him actually being funny.

I also remember thinking Letterman was funny.
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That's because, long ago, Letterman still did comedy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

179 Our Moron cleaned up good. And the Final Jeopardy question was one every Moron could answer correctly.

Who bitch this is, Alex?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 25, 2019 06:46 PM (96e/h)
........

WHO WAS PHONE, Alex?

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2019 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

180
Gracias to Guy and others re the TX illegal alien voter thing. Some group in CA just "won" a settlement with LA County that will involve, I think, a review/purge of voter rolls (just a minor thing, LA not doing what federal law requires it to do).

Purge of 1.5 million from the voter rolls

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 06:49 PM (TAmPV)

181 173 My husband is removing our gas stove in the kitchen island to replace it with a slide in range.

If I die, it's been real, morons....
Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2019 06:48 PM (cF8AT)

Protip..... put out the cigarette....

Posted by: kraken at January 25, 2019 06:49 PM (90T4r)

182 >> My husband is removing our gas stove in the kitchen island to replace it with a slide in range.

If he's not doing it with a lit cigarette hanging out of his mouth, he's not enough man for an ette.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 06:49 PM (Z8H2T)

183 People are not that easily categorized.
Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2019 06:46 PM (hvf9s)

It's thoughtful of you to say that, but I am very easily categorized.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 25, 2019 06:50 PM (t+qrx)

184 Broseiden, Broseiden
his intellect is glidin'
And he's smarter than Joe Biden !

Posted by: JT at January 25, 2019 06:50 PM (Xf25S)

185 If I die, it's been real, morons....
Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2019 06:48 PM (cF8AT)

LOL.. Tami I'm sure it will be fine. Now if it was MY husband then yes, you could kiss my ass goodbye.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 06:50 PM (dUJdY)

186 I thought Brosiedon was an 'ette!

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 06:50 PM (MVjcR)

187 jeopardy was good. but could possibly know what playing card was important in the movie Apocalypse Now?

Posted by: newish nic at January 25, 2019 06:50 PM (jYje5)

188 Here is something fun!
https://tinyurl.com/ycdde4gp

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2019 06:51 PM (r+sAi)

189 My husband is removing our gas stove in the kitchen island to replace it with a slide in range.

If I die, it's been real, morons....

Posted by: Tami at January 25, 2019 06:48 PM (cF8AT)

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Some people, gas appliance installers mostly, say to use a soapy solution to check for leaks. That is so wrong. Just put a BIC lighter near all the fitting connections. It is way faster... and exciting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 06:51 PM (pw+jk)

190 My mother categorized me once.

Once.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

191 Go fuck another whore and then brag about it.
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"This is about me, isn't it?" -- Jim Accoster

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 25, 2019 06:51 PM (WqPYg)

192 151
the incels may someday get laid.

maher will never be 5'8"

Posted by: x at January 25, 2019 06:43 PM (nFwvY)

THAT'S NOT 6 INCHES!!!!

Posted by: drunken Playboy playmates at January 25, 2019 06:51 PM (sy5kK)

193 Broseiden, Broseiden
his intellect is glidin'
And he's smarter than Joe Biden !
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2019 06:50 PM (Xf25S)

No offense to Broseiden, but I think everyone here is smarter than Joe Biden.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 06:51 PM (dUJdY)

194 I have said too much already.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2019 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

195 186 I thought Brosiedon was an 'ette!

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 06:50 PM (MVjcR)

That was before the transition.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 25, 2019 06:52 PM (X8ACe)

196 New computer. what's up with the extra space?

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 06:52 PM (MVjcR)

197 Jeopardy spoiler alert: my ninja!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thejeopardyfan.com/ 2019/01/final-jeopardy-1-25-2019.html/amp

Posted by: literally serious at January 25, 2019 06:52 PM (/LX46)

198 186 I thought Brosiedon was an 'ette!

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 06:50 PM (MVjcR)

This could get weird.

Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2019 06:52 PM (Izzlo)

199 To see if a fan is running, just put your finger or foot in there.

Posted by: torabora at January 25, 2019 06:52 PM (Y274z)

200 I thought Brosiedon was an 'ette!

He's gender neutral.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 06:52 PM (dUJdY)

201 I clicked by his show the other night. He had on Barney Frank.

TOP SHELF TALENT.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 25, 2019 06:53 PM (s2uCD)

202 Ah Widdle Billy Maher has gotten all wee wee'd up. He seems to think that whoever "defaced" his bill board isn't getting any pussy. Way I heard it, the painter of the billboard was having trouble shoving the young ladies off. Certainly he was getting more than Maher. But what the heck an impotent invalid gets more than Maher.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 25, 2019 06:53 PM (WRSbt)

203 https://tinyurl.com/y865ctv6

Anybody have another link? That one isn't playing on my iPad. Tried Safari and Brave.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 25, 2019 06:53 PM (qc+VF)

204 I thought Brosiedon was an 'ette!

The beard had me fooled.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

205 OK. Its back to normal. Whew!

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 06:53 PM (MVjcR)

206 >> I thought Brosiedon was an 'ette!

You are thinking of OregonMuse

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 06:53 PM (Z8H2T)

207 bill maher, robert reich, ben shapiro, tom cruise, alan ladd, peter dinklage, vin diesel and robert deniro walk into a bar and nothing happens because the bartender didn't see them
Posted by: x
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George Stephanopoulos

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at January 25, 2019 06:53 PM (oLWxf)

208 I feel the same Lin-duh! I can't regularly hit up the tip jar, so I thought I was at least contributing to Ace via his Amazon portal. This must be rectified!

Salty Dog, it's ok about the spoilers! I hope I'm not into the middle of gaming tonight so I can contribute! Watched vis the link here.

Posted by: LizLem at January 25, 2019 06:53 PM (hvf9s)

209 >> I thought Brosiedon was an 'ette!

He identifies as a Merman.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2019 06:53 PM (Z8H2T)

210 You are thinking of OregonMuse

He will be missed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:54 PM (yQpMk)

211 125
Who is shorter, Maher or Shapiro?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:37 PM (yQpMk)
just who, for god's sake, would be willing to check?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2019 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

Bob Costas.

Posted by: Robert Reich at January 25, 2019 06:54 PM (Z+IKu)

212 RE: The sidebar featuring Tater and Sean Davis...

look at the likes compared to each other. Davis has 155K followers, Tater 626K. Yet look at the amounts of likes compared to each other. (the two tweets were sean talks about the tip off and tater saying no way). Sean has 23K likes and Tater has 1.4K...

That means, I would guess, that Tater has a large, like his stomach large, amount of fake followers.

which is lulz.

Posted by: DJ3way at January 25, 2019 06:54 PM (bhPL1)

213 Okay, is this Broseidon guy actually someone anyone here knows for real?

I'll say, too that he gets cuter the longer a person looks at him because I first I was skeptical. The other two stiffs are... stiff. And Broswidon has dimples.

And yeah, I scrolled to the end... I guessed right and... the wrong answers were sort of odd, really.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 25, 2019 06:54 PM (BD/yx)

214 ha, I know which whore Maher fucked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2019 06:54 PM (Kpl3J)

215 186 I thought Brosiedon was an 'ette!

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 06:50 PM (MVjcR)

Gender is, after all, a social construct.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 06:54 PM (GBteo)

216 The WWl movie to see is They Shall Not Grow Old. I saw it on Monday. It was a Fathom Events screening.

I recommend it highly if they screen it again. It is really well done.

Joyeux Noel is also excellent; based on a true event on Christmas Eve 1914 where a collection of Scots, Frogs, and Krauts decided on a No Mans Land holiday cease fire in their little piece of the war. Watched it last night; nice film that compliments Peter Jacksons masterpiece well.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at January 25, 2019 06:54 PM (Yjv46)

217 'My mother categorized me once.'

Wanna see my scar?

Posted by: freaked at January 25, 2019 06:54 PM (UdKB7)

218 New computer. what's up with the extra space?
Posted by: Weasel
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Meet the new space, same as the old space..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at January 25, 2019 06:55 PM (oLWxf)

219 Surely the Bro in Broseidon is the clue he pees standing up?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 25, 2019 06:55 PM (zmIJL)

220 Surely the Bro in Broseidon is the clue he pees standing up?

And lifts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

221 I just looked for which one had no neck.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 25, 2019 06:56 PM (yQpMk)

222 BREAKING: Florida Commission on Ethics finds
probable cause former Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum violated ethics
laws when he allegedly accepted gifts from lobbyists and vendors during
out-of-town trips. Gillum was 2018 Democratic nominee for Florida
governor.

Posted by: Ha at January 25, 2019 06:26 PM (MAstk)

And in keeping with how things run in our newly minted banana republic this will make him a front runner for the 2020 Presidential race.

Am I letting my disillusionment show too much?

Posted by: LGoPs at January 25, 2019 06:56 PM (vFUiw)

223 oooh there he is
brooooseidon

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 25, 2019 06:56 PM (BJlbN)

224 Jeopardy is on 6 ABC Philadelphia now

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2019 06:57 PM (/rm4P)

225 https://tinyurl.com/y865ctv6

Anybody have another link? That one isn't playing on my iPad. Tried Safari and Brave.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 25, 2019 06:53 PM (qc+VF)
***************
Thanks.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2019 06:57 PM (hECVl)

226
That was before the transition.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 25, 2019 06:52 PM (X8ACe)

I hope he didn't blow his Jeopardy money on it

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 06:57 PM (TAmPV)

227 Meet the new space, same as the old space..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,. etc. at January 25, 2019 06:55 PM (oLWxf)
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I'll be glad when this computer fad is over.

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 06:57 PM (MVjcR)

228 Funny image on that twitter thread in response to someone who asks "What's NPC?"

https://tinyurl.com/ychmxfcj

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 25, 2019 06:57 PM (WqPYg)

229 BROseidon King of the BROcean an 'ette?
Then he would have to change his name to: Toeseidon Queen of the Toecean. Or something.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2019 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

230 Does UToob have Jeopardy one can watch after the fact?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2019 06:59 PM (QDnY+)

231 The MSM is orgasmic over Trump's cave today.

And why shouldn't they be? He was beaten like a red headed step mule by Pelosi.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 06:59 PM (1JAxC)

232 Well, I've started some shit so I feel my work here is done.

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 06:59 PM (MVjcR)

233 Probably not the best thread for this but what the hell: I now know how the Valar felt when they laid down their guardianship of Middle Earth.

Sometimes the only thing you can do is to throw up your hands and walk the fuck away.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 25, 2019 06:59 PM (vFUiw)

234 229 BROseidon King of the BROcean an 'ette?
Then he would have to change his name to: Toeseidon Queen of the Toecean. Or something.
Posted by: wth at January 25, 2019 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

I thought gendering people was a hate crime or something.

Until broseidon reveals his bronouns, you just shut it.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2019 07:00 PM (ZfRYq)

235 Does UToob have Jeopardy one can watch after the fact?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2019 06:59

This should work:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x71ays1

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 25, 2019 07:01 PM (jYje5)

236 I looked ( not knowing) if 6ABC showed on line but found out its only local news

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2019 07:01 PM (/rm4P)

237 Checking the list of DVDs coming soon to the public library:

Hmmm, there's The Deuce Season 2 porn show,
there's the Lady Gaga movie,
there's the astronaut movie,

and .... hmm, where's Gosnell?
Not on the list.
What a surprise!

Librarians LOVE abortion.
And drag queens for kids.

Posted by: gp at January 25, 2019 07:01 PM (mk9aG)

238 230 Does UToob have Jeopardy one can watch after the fact?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2019 06:59 PM (QDnY+)

Better than youtube...

https://tinyurl.com/y865ctv6

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 07:01 PM (GBteo)

239 The surface, weasel?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 25, 2019 07:02 PM (xyung)

240 What's happening on Jeopardy?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 07:02 PM (1JAxC)

241 Well, I've started some shit so I feel my work here is done.

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 06:59 PM (MVjcR)
........

Don't forget your timesheet.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2019 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

242 The surface, weasel?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 25, 2019 07:02 PM (xyung)
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Yes, and I have to say it's pretty slick. I've been goofing around with it a little this evening and like it so far!

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 07:03 PM (MVjcR)

243 And why shouldn't they be? He was beaten like a red headed step mule by Pelosi.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 06:59 PM

What fvcking alternative universe do you live in? She's barely coherent, was repeating herself five and six times (at least) today, while Trump laid down the law and they're falling in line to get the job done.

Pelosi is a broken woman. She's done. Stick a fork in her.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 25, 2019 07:03 PM (jYje5)

244 Don't forget your timesheet.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2019 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
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Minimum of 4 hours!

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 07:04 PM (MVjcR)

245 I looked ( not knowing) if 6ABC showed on line but found out its only local news

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2019 07:01 PM

See my #235. I watched already. 19 minutes.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 25, 2019 07:04 PM (jYje5)

246 Does UToob have Jeopardy one can watch after the fact?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2019 06:59

Go to u tube - type jeopardy 1-25-19 in search bar

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 25, 2019 07:05 PM (Z/jzm)

247 Trump and Cruz are going to get Pelosi and Schumer to publicly and openly take the side of Mexican drug lords and crime syndicates, and all because Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 25, 2019 07:05 PM (xyung)

248 Newest Nic and Harry, spasibo!

But while were' on the (off) topic, which of ace's favorite NT pundits was once Jeopardy champion (the annual thing, I mean)?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2019 07:05 PM (QDnY+)

249 237
Checking the list of DVDs coming soon to the public library:

Hmmm, there's The Deuce Season 2 porn show,

there's the Lady Gaga movie,

there's the astronaut movie,

and .... hmm, where's Gosnell?

Not on the list.

What a surprise!

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Everyone should check to see if their local library has a copy of the Gosnell DVD.

If not, then request it.

It actually happened, it isn't fiction.

No matter what the librarians tell you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

250 For those of you thinking Pelosi and Shumer lost....they were beaming at their press conference. Compare that to Trump's body language at his.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 07:06 PM (1JAxC)

251 Weasel, don't forget that National Peanut Butter Day was this week, and it's something we should celebrate, even if belatedly.

Posted by: Weasel Dog at January 25, 2019 07:06 PM (DMUuz)

252 Nancy is riding, high keeping her troops in line and President Trump isn't getting 1 dime for wall construction now, the next 3 weeks or months after.
I'm about as pissed as I can get over it.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2019 07:07 PM (/rm4P)

253 OT--Horrible murder at a nearby university --- female student stabbed/ butchered to death in her apartment right off campus.

Twitter-twit feminazis: "Gilette is right."
Yeah, sure, typical male behavior.

Uh-oh. Girl's (female) roommate is arrested.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2019 07:07 PM (Rxduq)

254 Been thinking about this.
Trump halts the shutdown.
Coast Guard and others get paychecks.
Three weeks pass - no deal.
Government shuts down for another month.

Rinse/repeat.

Dems have very little time to deal with anything else but the shut down.

Dems' constituents get tired and go home ( so to speak)

Posted by: Sooner at January 25, 2019 07:08 PM (Iqm4L)

255 What fvcking alternative universe do you live in? She's barely coherent, was repeating herself five and six times (at least) today, while Trump laid down the law and they're falling in line to get the job done.

Pelosi is a broken woman. She's done. Stick a fork in her.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 25, 2019 07:03 PM (jYje5)

_____

I live in the reality of what happened today. Trump was defeated soundly. Do these two look like people who won or lost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53DrKoBSN0c

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 07:08 PM (1JAxC)

256 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2019 07:07 PM (Rxduq

awful
what university?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 25, 2019 07:08 PM (BJlbN)

257 Just started watching Broseidon on Jeapardy and my gaydar immediately went off on
another of the contestants. Hope that's not a spoiler ... ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 25, 2019 07:08 PM (WqPYg)

258 Broseidon, Celebrity Moron.

Posted by: wth at January 25, 2019 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

259 251 Weasel, don't forget that National Peanut Butter Day was this week, and it's something we should celebrate, even if belatedly.

Posted by: Weasel Dog at January 25, 2019 07:06 PM (DMUuz)
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WD just begged some pizza crust so she's happy.

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 07:09 PM (MVjcR)

260 I'll take Learn to Code for a thousand, Alex.

Posted by: eleven at January 25, 2019 07:09 PM (NLLmE)

261 252 Nancy is riding, high keeping her troops in line and President Trump isn't getting 1 dime for wall construction now, the next 3 weeks or months after.
I'm about as pissed as I can get over it.
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2019 07:07 PM (/rm4P)

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I'm not so much pissed as disappointed. I knew there was about a 5-10% chance of a wall ever getting built. So while this sucks, it was always the end game. I'll give Trump for sorta kinda fighting for this. But he fucked up for not demanding wall funding in 2017. Waiting until after Dems won the house was dumb as fuck.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 07:09 PM (1JAxC)

262
For those of you thinking Pelosi and Shumer lost....they were beaming at their press conference.

Drugs are bad, mkay. Class, pass the marry ja wanna cigarette to the front of the class, mkay.

Seriously dude, stop your trolling. Pelosi is out of her mind. She's as far gone as they get without tucking her away in the 'memory care' unit. I've never seen a politician repeat themselves as many times as she did today. It's disgraceful that no one of influence is getting her the care she needs.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 25, 2019 07:10 PM (jYje5)

263 "Everyone should check to see if their local library has a copy of the Gosnell DVD."

Won't be available for a few weeks yet. I was noting that it is not on the planned acquisitions list, although other DVDs coming out at the same time ARE on the list.

The average librarian would drink hemlock before she would order a copy of Gosnell. Librarians are among the hardest of the hard left, and they especially delight in pushing perversion on kids, like drag sh!t.

Me? I just want to watch the movie.

Posted by: gp at January 25, 2019 07:10 PM (mk9aG)

264 252
Nancy is riding, high keeping her troops in line and President Trump
isn't getting 1 dime for wall construction now, the next 3 weeks or
months after.

I'm about as pissed as I can get over it.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2019 07:07 PM (/rm4P)

While I understand, I also think this clears the table for Trump to call a national emergency.

He should show the pictures of dead citizens on a reel, killed by illegals, behind him as he announces it.

Because, Hawaiian judges, how many people need to be killed until YOU call it a national emergency?
Or, the alternative is just to..... oh, wait, I can't type that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2019 07:11 PM (sy5kK)

265 Is Special K a girl cereal?

Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 07:11 PM (MVjcR)

266 261 Oh I blame Ryan as much as anyone.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2019 07:11 PM (/rm4P)

267 255 What fvcking alternative universe do you live in? She's barely coherent, was repeating herself five and six times (at least) today, while Trump laid down the law and they're falling in line to get the job done.

Pelosi is a broken woman. She's done. Stick a fork in her.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 25, 2019 07:03 PM (jYje5)

_____

I live in the reality of what happened today. Trump was defeated soundly. Do these two look like people who won or lost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53DrKoBSN0c

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 07:08 PM (1JAxC)

Embrace the power of "and." Pelosi is barely cogent and Trump blinked.

Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2019 07:12 PM (Izzlo)

268 >>I noticed something about Maher...I think he is a>>fraid of Black people.

He was deferential to the point of embarrassment to Colion Noir. And the topic was evil guns and the NRA, which is Maher's bread and butter.

This isn't unique to Maher. Liberals have been universally deferential to blacks on everything for years and that is a big reason we got Obama. White guilt lives within them.

That's how we ended up with racist hats.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2019 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

269 256
awful
what university?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 25, 2019 07:08 PM (BJlbN)
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Radford.
Just horrific.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2019 07:12 PM (Rxduq)

270 How did Broseidon do? Represented the Moron Horde faithfully, I hope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2019 07:12 PM (AWVZs)

271 There's one library branch I'm always reluctant to go to, because there's one gay librarian there who, seeing my "intellectual" and "eclectic" circulation choices, wants my carnal love. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: gp at January 25, 2019 07:13 PM (mk9aG)

272 Moron Robbie, who knows, and there's a few weeks for things to happen, but I don't think anything remotely like what you describe (Dems openly siding with murderous drug cartels, etc) will happen.

Remember, there is no press, there is no GOP when it comes to this whole set of issues (i.e. the vast majority of incumbents side with the Dems on these things, openly otherwise).

If you want, check out the interview with Rep. Jeffries, a top House Dem, just after the murder of the immigrant sheriff's deputy in CA around Christmas. In a stunning turn, he was actually asked about it - but of course in a soft-ballish sort of way. He burbled half of a platitude and went right on. It wasn't a "gotcha" issue, it wasn't even a noticeable part of the interview, it got him in no trouble with anyone that matters.

Check out Schumer's statement today. I think all these expectations about the political dynamics of Trump's 3-week "really, guys, my final offer" assume a very different country than current day US. Politix of this won't change measurably the next 3 weeks.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2019 07:13 PM (QDnY+)

273
I'd put Nancy Pelosi as right behind Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the 'next' list. When the mind is that far gone the damage creeps into the so-called 'old brain' suddenly and shuts it down. Breathing, heart beat... stuff like that.

Overnight. Done.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 25, 2019 07:13 PM (jYje5)

274 Nancy is riding, high keeping her troops in line and President Trump isn't getting 1 dime for wall construction now, the next 3 weeks or months after.
I'm about as pissed as I can get over it.

+++

Always give Trump a couple of days before coming to any conclusions.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 25, 2019 07:13 PM (z2W2E)

275 There's no way they could make his nose broad enough.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at January 25, 2019 07:13 PM (xZjSg)

276 Seriously dude, stop your trolling. Pelosi is out of her mind. She's as far gone as they get without tucking her away in the 'memory care' unit. I've never seen a politician repeat themselves as many times as she did today. It's disgraceful that no one of influence is getting her the care she needs.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 25, 2019 07:10 PM (jYje5)

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LOL. Yeah I'm a troll for pointing out the obvious. Make fun of Pelosi all you want, she wiped the floor with Trump.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 07:13 PM (1JAxC)

277 Steve-O!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 25, 2019 07:13 PM (BJlbN)

278 When lurking lurker posts my eyeballs get all horny and I just want to bite it!

Posted by: Little Lupe at January 25, 2019 07:13 PM (Tyii7)

279 265 Is Special K a girl cereal?
Posted by: Weasel at January 25, 2019 07:11 PM (MVjcR)

Wasn't there something about people using Ketamine and referring to it as 'Special K'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2019 07:14 PM (AWVZs)

280 Nancy can barely string words together. Her mind is saturated with botox and old age.

She will be going down.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at January 25, 2019 07:14 PM (xZjSg)

281 252: Careful, Skip, you'll be accused of setting your hair on fire or being a troll (like I was), after all everyone knows this was just a brilliant chess strategy to bring about the wall and destroy the dems in 2020.

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 07:14 PM (U7k5w)

282 It makes me think of bananas.

Posted by: Little Lupe at January 25, 2019 07:14 PM (Tyii7)

283 247 Trump and Cruz are going to get Pelosi and Schumer to publicly and openly take the side of Mexican drug lords and crime syndicates, and all because Orange Man Bad.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 25, 2019 07:05 PM (xyung)

Yep. Hell, they're probably actually on the take.

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2019 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

284 270 How did Broseidon do? Represented the Moron Horde faithfully, I hope.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2019 07:12 PM (AWVZs)

It is known.

I'd say we can start talking about it at 7:30 eastern, when most morons have seen the full episode.

For those without cable:

https://tinyurl.com/y865ctv6

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 07:15 PM (GBteo)

285 Radford.
Just horrific.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2019 07:12 PM (Rxduq)

Not exactly toxic masculinity central.

Posted by: blaster at January 25, 2019 07:15 PM (ZfRYq)

286 Sharknado!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 25, 2019 07:15 PM (BJlbN)

287 nood, not broseidon.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 07:15 PM (GBteo)

288 58 Bill Maher's face looks like a penis that was left out in the rain.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY)

I sure hope someone picks up the MacArthur Park thing there, it would be a shame not to.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 25, 2019 06:28 PM (t+qrx)

Bill Maher's face looks like penis in the rain.
I don't think that he can fake it,
'Cuz it took so long to wake it,
And attempts to reach tumescence are in vain;

Oh, no -
It will not go-oh-oh....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 25, 2019 07:16 PM (uDcBt)

289 Is Special K a girl cereal?

+++

Cereal has gender?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 25, 2019 07:16 PM (z2W2E)

290
Anyone who thinks that Nancy Pelosi is of sound mind and body is probably not of sound mind themselves.

Stop trolling. I've seen guys like you come and go. You're probably already on 'the' list.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 25, 2019 07:16 PM (jYje5)

291 Nood

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 07:16 PM (U7k5w)

292
LOL. Yeah I'm a troll for pointing out the obvious. Make fun of Pelosi all you want, she wiped the floor with Trump.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 07:13 PM (1JAxC)

Who's flying commercial and who's flying aboard AF1?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 07:16 PM (TAmPV)

293 another of the contestants. Hope that's not a spoiler ... ;-)

dude on the left?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 25, 2019 07:17 PM (dUJdY)

294 281 252: Careful, Skip, you'll be accused of setting your hair on fire or being a troll (like I was), after all everyone knows this was just a brilliant chess strategy to bring about the wall and destroy the dems in 2020.
Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 07:14 PM (U7k5w)

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Troll: Anyone who dares point out reality

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 07:17 PM (1JAxC)

295 Surprise!

TX SecState announces their investigation found 95,000 non-citizens registered to vote. 58,000 have voted in at least one election.

Those numbers are far more than is needed to swing local AND Federal elections.

Tell me again how inconsequential voter fraud is.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 25, 2019 07:17 PM (zGsgt)

296 Who's flying commercial and who's flying aboard AF1?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 07:16 PM (TAmPV)

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Meaning what?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 07:17 PM (1JAxC)

297 Link:
https://cbsloc.al/2Hyk4Zu

Posted by: bonhomme at January 25, 2019 07:17 PM (zGsgt)

298 294: Word

Posted by: CN at January 25, 2019 07:18 PM (U7k5w)

299 Can someone tell me please what happened this afternoon? I'm afraid I'm a little fuzzy on the details because I've been so busy packing for Brussels. I'm up to 143 suitcases. But I can tell you that under no circumstances will I allow the president to give a State of the Union until the Confederacy is defeated. It's unreasonable of him to expect otherwise.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused at January 25, 2019 07:19 PM (zmIJL)

300 Mass shooting people killed in 2018 = 68.
Democrats throw a shit storm.

Illegal invaders kill over 2000 American citizens in 2018.
Democrats silent.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 25, 2019 07:19 PM (pw+jk)

301 270 How did Broseidon do? Represented the Moron Horde faithfully, I hope.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2019 07:12 PM (AWVZs)

He's in the lead headed into Final Jeopardy

Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2019 07:20 PM (Izzlo)

302
Meaning what?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 25, 2019 07:17 PM (1JAxC)

Not the sharpest tool in the shed are you?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 25, 2019 07:22 PM (TAmPV)

303 The only time I saw Bill Mahr in anything was a really bad horror movie about cannibals.

All the cannibals where female so I think he was cast because he was shorter them all of them. I don't even remember the name of the movie.

Posted by: Big V at January 25, 2019 07:23 PM (sN665)

304 I'm halfway between Phoenix and Tucson. Jeopardy airs here @ 7:30, ~ 2 hrs from now. Don't ruin it for me. I tried out twice and didn't make 1st cut. Lady in my group did make it on the show. Her interesting hobby? "Celebrity gossip'. Sheesh.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 25, 2019 07:23 PM (QjY7s)

305 Well, I've started some shit so I feel my work here is done.

Yeeeeaaaahh, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...

Posted by: Ace Lumbergh at January 25, 2019 07:28 PM (yQpMk)

306 Weaponized, FBI swat team raids a 70 yr old man at 4:00 AM with CNN on scene (+2 hrs early). WASS!

Posted by: stonecutter at January 25, 2019 07:34 PM (Bfr22)

307 Radford.
Just horrific.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 25, 2019 07:12 PM (Rxduq)

Are you getting a "sisters of Sappho" vibe off of this:

A post on Cannon's Facebook page from July read: "So incredibly proud of my best friend, Luisa Cutting for becoming Latinos Student Alliance's President! I know you're going to be amazing with everything you do! Love you more!!"

"Love you so so much," Cutting wrote in response to Cannon's Facebook post.

https://tinyurl.com/ya5dp9pa

Because frankly I am, a bit. Plus they found the victim with the knife in her mouth, after she'd been stabbed 30-40 times. This isn't a "you drank the last of the orange juice" kind of motivation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2019 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

308 Someone left a cock out in the rain...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 25, 2019 07:39 PM (5WpEK)

309 284
For those without cable:

https://tinyurl.com/y865ctv6
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 25, 2019 07:15 PM (GBteo)

Thanks for that link!

Posted by: rickl at January 25, 2019 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

310 Mother FORKER! Dirtbags Microsoft just decided to reboot windows 10 and I lost a full day of code because it didn't close my open files even though I have backups and the backups got waxed because of delayed writes!

It's a good gawd da!mned thing I do not live up in lefty rainforest land or some one would be getting a physical piece of my I'll temper.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 25, 2019 07:50 PM (8ZeGS)

311 "Real Time is back Friday night!"

Yea-

"Real Time is back Friday night!"

Wait.

"Real Time is back Friday night!"

Stop.

"Real Time is back Friday night!"

Noobs. Doesn't matter what you ask him, his script always ends with

"Real Time is back Friday night!"

But your going to double check them all...

"Real Time is back Friday night!"

(you have been removed from the quest)

Posted by: POTUS at January 26, 2019 12:47 AM (lSndJ)

312 Ack sock ack

Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 26, 2019 12:48 AM (lSndJ)

313 Nothing more pathetic than old men trying to be jiggy jiggy with the younger crowd.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at January 26, 2019 07:13 AM (/E0cP)

314 Maher just another mindless blabbering pinhead with their brain on the edge of Stupid and Stupider

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 26, 2019 10:37 AM (FLiOE)

315 After reports that married MSNBC anchors Joe Scarborough

The Morning Joe anchors have been reportedly on a home set in Jupiter, Fla., but using Washington, DC, backdrops.

Sources said the reason for the locale was a tax dodge albeit a completely legal one since Scarborough has a home in Florida and would need to spend a certain amount of the time there for any tax benefit.

See the rich can use fax dodges but us peons have to suck it up and pay. Hypocrites

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2019 05:02 PM (yWXpx)

316 Bill Mayer: "You know I've had my issues with the Democratic party. But for now, I am going to vote Democrat."

Cue wild applause from the audience.

Spoken during a one-one interview with Ben Shapiro.

Mayer must be at least 65 years old. Anyone want to guess when he has ever gone into the election booth and voted at least once for a Republican candidate?

If I were on Maher's show, I'd bring a bucket of chum to toss at his audience every time his clapping seals in the cheap seats endorsed his self-aggrandizing banalities.

Posted by: Mathew Slater at January 28, 2019 02:06 AM (kk8TL)

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