Lawsuit by Former Staffer Claims Sheila Jackson Lee Fired Her When She Announced She Would Bring Legal Action Against a Black Congressional Caucus Staffer Who Raped Her

Sheila Jackson Lee needs to watch some more Gillette "short films."

A former staffer for Texas Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee claims in a new lawsuit that the lawmaker retaliated against her and fired her because she was planning to pursue legal action over an alleged rape by a former employee of the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation.
The woman, identified in court papers by the pseudonym Jane Doe, alleges she was raped in October 2015, when she was a 19-year-old intern for the CBCF, by the foundation's intern coordinator at the time, Damien Jones. The woman said she reported the alleged rape to police and told several people, including Rep. Terri Sewell, her former boss and a distant relative of her mother's, but did not pursue legal action at the time.
Several years later, when Jane Doe was working for Jackson Lee, the woman decided she did want to pursue legal action, and told Jackson Lee's chief of staff Glenn Rushing in early March 2018. The woman alleges that she asked to speak with Jackson Lee about it, but a meeting never happened, and several weeks later she was fired. Jackson Lee is chair of the board for the CBCF.

The accused staffer, Damien Jones, worked for Robert Francis "Xavier 'Zavi' Juan-Maria Zapatera-Reyes" O'Rourke, but "Xavi" claims he didn't know about any of this.

Whatever.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:36 PM

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1 Presidential material right there.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2019 04:33 PM (xQfPr)

2 Well of course she did.

Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2019 04:33 PM (qEujL)

3 Houston, we have a problem...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2019 04:34 PM (p+Wdc)

4 I think I watched a Gillette short film when I was in 7th grade.

"You may start noticing fur on your nads. This is normal."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2019 04:35 PM (hqZPQ)

5 Zavi seems to be a borderline retard. JEF 2.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2019 04:35 PM (y7DUB)

6 Yeah, I can see why they fired her. Can't have anything smirching the pristine reputation of Bozo O'Rourke.

See also, "the laws don't apply to us."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2019 04:35 PM (0TYt/)

7 Is Sheila Jackson Lee the genius who thinks there is an Amercan flag on Mars?

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 04:36 PM (OD2ni)

8 C'mon, it's just a case of "Boys will be boys."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2019 04:36 PM (DMUuz)

9 @7, wait, there's not?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2019 04:36 PM (hqZPQ)

10 That bitch Sheila better gimme my hair back!

Posted by: Zombie James Brown at January 17, 2019 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

11 What connection does O'Rourke have with the black caucus?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 04:36 PM (aKsyK)

12 Oh, no. Poor little Beto. I hope this doesn't create any problems on his inevitable pathway to the Next Celebrity President!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 17, 2019 04:36 PM (2sCft)

13 Question 2: How much of my taxpayer dollars were given to her to shut up and go away?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2019 04:36 PM (0TYt/)

14 You wouldn't think going through life fat, evil, and stupid would be a good thing but its served me pretty well.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at January 17, 2019 04:36 PM (SkuXa)

15 zero fucks given. you work for that bitch at your own peril. should have listened to the moose knuckle out front.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2019 04:37 PM (KP5rU)

16 You're only supposed to make rape allegations against white men. WTF

Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2019 04:37 PM (sFO1P)

17 SPECIAL PROSECUTOR!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)

18 Hmmm.... 3 or less years is now 'several'?

Interesting.

Posted by: Don Q at January 17, 2019 04:38 PM (NgKpN)

19 "Yeah, I can see why they fired her. Can't have anything smirching the pristine reputation of Bozo O'Rourke.

See also, "the laws don't apply to us."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada"

There is a hilarious Beto Twitter parody called Beto's Journals. It even features Beto's own version of Paolo who spends a lot of time with Mrs. O'Rourke.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 04:38 PM (OD2ni)

20 You lost that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
You lost that lovin' feelin'
Now it's gone, gone, gone, woh

Posted by: wrg500 at January 17, 2019 04:38 PM (MWO2y)

21 The CBC has always been manned by a bunch of racist slugs.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 04:38 PM (mpXpK)

22 Normally, I'd wait to hear additional facts since there was a time lag, which leaves a bit of suspicion. But since it is SJL, I'm willing to accept it as true.

Posted by: SH at January 17, 2019 04:38 PM (sX1BW)

23 Shapiro's dumbass tweet (sidebar) isn't quit so bad as McArdle's during the Kavanopalypse, but he's trying.

(Can I use "he" in that sentence? Wouldn't want to abandon My Principles.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 04:38 PM (VaN/j)

24 Don't worry!!!!

Dr. Chrisy Ford to the rescue !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Fashion Critic ... at January 17, 2019 04:38 PM (LPnfS)

25 Lee is suppose to be one of the nastiest POS on The HIll

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)

26 The fact that Sheila Jackson Lee's constituents elected her means that nothing can damage her.

If you're willing to vote for that kind of stupid, you just DGAF, and nothing will change your mind.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 04:39 PM (AzW6q)

27 What connection does O'Rourke have with the black caucus?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

--

He was trying to decide which ethnicity was the most politically valuable for him to pretend to be. Transitioning, if you will.

H8ter.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2019 04:39 PM (0TYt/)

28 "What connection does O'Rourke have with the black caucus?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot"

Barbara Billingsly was once his nanny.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 04:39 PM (OD2ni)

29 The accused staffer, Damien Jones, worked for Robert Francis "Xavier 'Zavi' Juan-Maria Zapatera-Reyes" O'Rourke, but "Xavi" claims he didn't know about any of this.

If only Beto knew!

Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 04:39 PM (786Ro)

30 Black people try and hide dirty laundry like this because they think it makes them look bad to Whites.

See R. Kelly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 04:39 PM (4ErVI)

31 I see everything is going to hell in my absence.

With great reluctance and a heavy heart, I see that I must escape from Elba, march on Washington, re-assume my powers as Generalissimo of the National Police and arrest the transgressor Trump.

I'm certain the streets will be lined with my supporters wearing their pussy hats!

Posted by: James Comey at January 17, 2019 04:40 PM (DuAZ5)

32 Mr. Orourke-Cortez,Thank you for your letter of support for our ad campaign and mentioning how you will be our customer for life. We have include a coupon to share with your man love.
Soy to you,Gillette Razor Company.

Posted by: Gillettanette Corp. at January 17, 2019 04:40 PM (r+sAi)

33 I dug her rap, my momma didn't raise no dummy.

Posted by: Passenger #1 at January 17, 2019 04:40 PM (hqZPQ)

34 See R. Kelly.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 04:39 PM (4ErV

------

Those girls' parents did sell them to Robert, fair and square.

They were covering for themselves, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 04:40 PM (AzW6q)

35 I hope there's some way to cut the funding for her travel and taxi abuses. And bill her for past violations.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 17, 2019 04:40 PM (6eEQ+)

36 Posted by: Don Q at January 17, 2019 04:38 PM (NgKpN) Yeah I think that 2015 is a typo.

Posted by: paleRider at January 17, 2019 04:40 PM (eASYU)

37 I got to be honest. This post isn't doing it for me, and dunking on SJL is awesome.

But Trump took things to another level today.

Posted by: SH at January 17, 2019 04:41 PM (sX1BW)

38 "Black people try and hide dirty laundry like this because they think it makes them look bad to Whites."

Really man (lookout!!).

Posted by: OJ Simpson at January 17, 2019 04:41 PM (OD2ni)

39 Watch them destroy this woman's character.

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2019 04:42 PM (BXMxN)

40
Sheila Jackass-Lee has a reputation for being a truly mean, vile employer.

But accessory to Whoopi Rape-Rape? Whoa...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 04:42 PM (/9p9e)

41 The accused staffer, Damien Jones, worked for Robert Francis "Xavier 'Zavi' Juan-Maria Zapatera-Reyes" O'Rourke, but "Xavi" claims he didn't know about any of this

So Damien worked for Pancho Vanilla?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 04:42 PM (tHAoL)

42
Damien Thorne.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 04:43 PM (/9p9e)

43 Congressional Black Cockus

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

44 So Damien worked for Pancho Vanilla?

Posted by: rickb223

--

Heh. Consider that stolen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2019 04:43 PM (0TYt/)

45 I'm not trying to be insensitive here, but if she was raped, why didn't she call 911?

I haven't been to the DC area in decades, does DC have 911 service?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:44 PM (sy5kK)

46 I don't believe it. Oppression theory tells me black men are incapable of raping and holding power over others.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 17, 2019 04:44 PM (2PXwn)

47 He was trying to decide which ethnicity was the most politically valuable for him to pretend to be. Transitioning, if you will.

H8ter.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

So. Pancho Vanilla or Malcom Vanilla?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 04:44 PM (tHAoL)

48 37 I got to be honest. This post isn't doing it for me, and dunking on SJL is awesome.

But Trump took things to another level today.
Posted by: SH at January 17, 2019 04:41 PM (sX1BW)

I am still chortling about that.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 04:44 PM (a0IVu)

49 don't believe the women...they're all liars

Posted by: torabora at January 17, 2019 04:44 PM (Y274z)

50 Congressional Black Cuckus.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 17, 2019 04:44 PM (8iiMU)

51 See R. Kelly.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 04:39 PM (4ErV

------

Funniest ever takedown of R. Kelly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafRE74JGZ8

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 04:44 PM (AzW6q)

52 Whuh?
What happened to #believeallwomen?
#metoo?

You mean to tell me this shit is all conditional on the politics and race of the parties involved?

I'm shocked!! Shocked I say! (btw, where are my winnings?)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2019 04:45 PM (z79tQ)

53 Congressional Black Cockus
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

Beats the Congressional White Cuckus, lead by Paul Ryan

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 04:46 PM (NFEMn)

54 It's not Rape-Rape when a Demofascist does it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching DC theatre at January 17, 2019 04:46 PM (LISuA)

55 Trump should send Shiela a rape test kit...complete with the presidential seal on the box.

He won't but its good to dream.

Posted by: Dreamer at January 17, 2019 04:46 PM (Y274z)

56 "Black people try and hide dirty laundry like this because they think it makes them look bad to Whites."

You know what makes the black Left look so bad? Trying to hide this stuff instead of dealing with it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 17, 2019 04:46 PM (AM1GF)

57 C'mon, she loved it!

Posted by: Bob Filner at January 17, 2019 04:47 PM (LISuA)

58 huh sounds like that case with NJ Gov Phil Murphy ignoring a female staffer getting raped by someone on his campaign

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 17, 2019 04:47 PM (Rarvo)

59 Has anyone linked to the Houston Chronicle (I think) article about Jackson-Lee being the WORST boss on the Hill, maybe ever?

She abuses her staff in all sorts of ways. Also, she is a queen and will be treated like a queen!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 04:47 PM (W+vEI)

60 LOL.

Pelosi has been added to the "No Fly List".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 04:47 PM (tHAoL)

61 Really man (lookout!!).

Posted by: OJ Simpson at January 17, 2019 04:41 PM (OD2ni)

Remember when he was jumping over luggage at the airport in those Hertz commercials? Even then he was planning his escape after murdering his wife and her male lover.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 04:47 PM (4ErVI)

62 I wouldn't have raped her. Too old.

Posted by: Bob Menendez at January 17, 2019 04:47 PM (LISuA)

63 Anyone else seen this?
https://tinyurl.com/ydd8mu74

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2019 04:47 PM (hxucZ)

64 Beto O'Rape?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 04:48 PM (t6MX/)

65 This woman is more believable than a typical #metoo since she reported the offense to police and friends at the time and (presumably) was talked out of filing formal charges but was now going for some kind of civil settlement. It is rather delicious to me that the accused ended up working for Beto after leaving the CBC.

Posted by: paleRider at January 17, 2019 04:48 PM (eASYU)

66 SJL is the congress critter who bumped the woman out of her first-class United seat. The bumped woman took a pic of SJL in "her" seat and her ticket, linking the bumped woman to the seat. United implied this was a typical situation for them: the queen always got bumped up to first class. My question: do they send this witch a 1099 for that, because they should be forced to do that, if they don't.

Posted by: Ever at January 17, 2019 04:48 PM (1Zh0U)

67 I'm starting to think Democratic politicians are bad people.

If this keeps up, I'll start thinking Democrats are bad people too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 04:48 PM (xJa6I)

68 Speaker Pelosi must take in hand the Mace of the House of the Representatives, in which is vested all the holy righteousness of America, raise it on high and strike down the sinner Trump in the name of the Constitution!

Posted by: David French at January 17, 2019 04:48 PM (DuAZ5)

69 The State Police wouldn't even investigate allegations like these, they're so thin.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 17, 2019 04:48 PM (LISuA)

70 All the "bad guys" in the Gillette ad are white, being restrained by the more civilized, woke, black guys.

Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2019 04:48 PM (ptqGC)

71 It's a bit early for an OT but...

Ring, a home security camera company owned by Amazon, allowed employees unrestricted access to the cameras inside people's homes, according to a report from the Intercept.

http://tinyurl.com/y8q8sljj

And people keep buying this stuff

When I replaced the windows in my house I also replaced the alarm system. The company wanted to put in microphones because the "people monitoring things can tell if something nefarious is going on". I told them not only no, but hell no.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2019 04:49 PM (xQfPr)

72 Firing her was wrong. Instead, Sheila should have impugned her character and threatened her life. That always worked for me.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 17, 2019 04:49 PM (LISuA)

73 Blacks created Wakanda. Therefore, they get a pass on breaking laws for the next 6 millennia.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 17, 2019 04:49 PM (3sjI6)

74 I move that "Beto" O'Rourke be known as "Pancho Vanilla" from here on out. That there is gold.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 17, 2019 04:49 PM (2PXwn)

75 You know what makes the black Left look so bad? Trying to hide this stuff instead of dealing with it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 17, 2019 04:46 PM (AM1GF)

Two black Democrat coworkers the other day actually disputed that they commit a huge proportion of crimes compared to their numbers.

There's a reason they're called Club 85.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at January 17, 2019 04:50 PM (9vk1f)

76 What I would give to see an audit done of that 'Foundation'.

Recently they had some Democrats got a charity fund together but they never gave any money to charity. They spent the money on themselves; cars, stereos, parties and expensive travel and hotel stays. THEY got audited and are now going to have to do some 'splaining'.

I'd like to know how we have Black and Hispanic and Asian Caucuses but Steve King gets censured for wondering how certain phrases (actually one phrase) became racist.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 17, 2019 04:50 PM (GCTKq)

77 Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2019 04:47 PM (hxucZ)

Very interesting...

Posted by: Don Q at January 17, 2019 04:50 PM (NgKpN)

78 You know what makes the black Left look so bad? Trying to hide this stuff instead of dealing with it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 17, 2019 04:46 PM (AM1GF)

Oh I agree, but I can kinda see why they do it in a real general way. When you have a siege mentality and think White people are always out to get you and will use any excuse to do so, it sort of makes sense they'd think this way.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 04:50 PM (4ErVI)

79 41 The accused staffer, Damien Jones, worked for Robert Francis "Xavier 'Zavi' Juan-Maria Zapatera-Reyes" O'Rourke, but "Xavi" claims he didn't know about any of this

So Damien worked for Pancho Vanilla?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 04:42 PM (tHAoL)

"All for you, Damien! All for you!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 04:50 PM (xJa6I)

80 67
I'm starting to think Democratic politicians are bad people.

If this keeps up, I'll start thinking Democrats are bad people too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 04:48 PM (xJa6I)
Knowing which city you live, watch your back, bro!

Posted by: aka Seattle, or 8% Trump voters, your choice at January 17, 2019 04:51 PM (sy5kK)

81 Lee is suppose to be one of the nastiest POS on The HIll

Someone should buy her some parsley.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2019 04:51 PM (xQfPr)

82 This woman is more believable than a typical #metoo since she reported the offense to police and friends at the time and (presumably) was talked out of filing formal charges but was now going for some kind of civil settlement. It is rather delicious to me that the accused ended up working for Beto after leaving the CBC.

---------

Does this accusation have the chance to derail a Court nomination?

If not, we are not interested.

- Democrats

Posted by: SH at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (sX1BW)

83 All the "bad guys" in the Gillette ad are white, being restrained by the more civilized, woke, black guys.

Huh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2019 04:48 PM (ptqGC)

Just like the DirecTv ad where the rioters are all white.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (9vk1f)

84 When I replaced the windows in my house I also replaced the alarm system. The company wanted to put in microphones because the "people monitoring things can tell if something nefarious is going on". I told them not only no, but hell no.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2019 04:49 PM (xQfPr)

Because no one EVER has a crime drama on the TV... really.... never...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (NgKpN)

85
The democratic primaries are going to be great this time around.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (TAmPV)

86 81 Lee is suppose to be one of the nastiest POS on The HIll

Someone should buy her some parsley.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2019 04:51 PM (xQfPr)

Sage advice.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

87 Beto staffer once accused of sexual assault?

Wow, the libs are right - Beto really is Kennnedy-esque.

Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (786Ro)

88 81
Lee is suppose to be one of the nastiest POS on The HIll

Someone should buy her some parsley.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2019 04:51 PM (xQfPr)

Holed Spice?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (t6MX/)

89 Firing her was wrong. Instead, Sheila should have impugned her character and threatened her life. That always worked for me.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 17, 2019 04:49 PM (LISuA)

Not really. If Jackson studied The Cankles Way of political warfare, "Jane Doe" would have been found in a park somewhere, with 74 self-inflicted stab wounds to her back.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (3sjI6)

90 What I want to know is, does Trump have the goods on that Congressional Sex Cover-up Slush Fund, and is he gonna use it?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (t2P6q)

91 The Left has twice the standards we do.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2019 04:53 PM (dKbOt)

92 When you have a siege mentality and think White people are always out to get you and will use any excuse to do so, it sort of makes sense they'd think this way.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

That's the funny thing about the siege mentality. When you think you're at war with the world, and behave accordingly? Before long, you are...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 17, 2019 04:53 PM (AM1GF)

93 70
All the "bad guys" in the Gillette ad are white, being restrained by the more civilized, woke, black guys.

Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2019 04:48 PM (ptqGC)

Yes, Jane, we noticed.

Posted by: white guys who don't beat up women and commit crimes at January 17, 2019 04:54 PM (sy5kK)

94 Who would rape a woman?!

There are usually so many Boy Scouts in the Capital.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at January 17, 2019 04:54 PM (LISuA)

95 What I want to know is, does Trump have the goods on that Congressional Sex Cover-up Slush Fund, and is he gonna use it?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM

Seconded.

Congressional Rape Caucus

Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 04:54 PM (786Ro)

96 85
The democratic primaries are going to be great this time around.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (TAmPV)

They already are and it hasn't really gotten underway yet. Pocahontas and her beer, Beto at the dentist. They're all going to do crazy shit to try and appeal to the voters. It's a silent admission that Trump changed the game back in 2016 because of the way he campaigned.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 04:54 PM (4ErVI)

97
If the Democrats' trip is so important, why don't they fly commercial?

I guess it's not important when it's no longer FREE.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 04:55 PM (XK/4h)

98 So Sheila Jackson Lee is a racist and a misogynist. Aslo pegs in around 78 IQ points.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 04:55 PM (pw+jk)

99 Maybe Beatoff really is bastard Kennedy. He runs with the same crowd.

As to SJL, she's Queen Turd in the honeywagon.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's doggie at January 17, 2019 04:55 PM (Z4rgH)

100 96 85
The democratic primaries are going to be great this time around.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

buy popcorn!

and beef jerky

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 04:56 PM (d7Ww2)

101 They needed a white guy to tell him that rape's not cool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 04:56 PM (208R5)

102 fixing nic

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 04:56 PM (ffYR/)

103 Beta "HispaMick" Pancho Vanilla O'Rourke doesn't know shit about dick, but sucks dick by CHOICE, like gerg.

Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2019 04:56 PM (F4u7C)

104 80 67
I'm starting to think Democratic politicians are bad people.

If this keeps up, I'll start thinking Democrats are bad people too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 04:48 PM (xJa6I)
Knowing which city you live, watch your back, bro!
Posted by: aka Seattle, or 8% Trump voters, your choice at January 17, 2019 04:51 PM (sy5kK)

Fully packed, always strapped, head on a swivel.

Sigh.

Fucking Seattle...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 04:56 PM (xJa6I)

105 >>>The fact that Sheila Jackson Lee's constituents elected her means that nothing can damage her.

If you're willing to vote for that kind of stupid, you just DGAF, and nothing will change your mind.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 04:39 PM (AzW6q)
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It's a dedicated district in Houston; when Sheila gives it up it will be passed to Quanell X.

Posted by: Your Betters at January 17, 2019 04:56 PM (ePWRo)

106 98 So Sheila Jackson Lee is a racist and a misogynist. Aslo pegs in around 78 IQ points.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 04:55 PM (pw+jk)

It's a fulfillment of prophecy--"and a little child shall lead them."

Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2019 04:56 PM (qEujL)

107 Fully packed, always strapped, head on a swivel.

Sigh.

Fucking Seattle...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Hiya, MARK!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 04:57 PM (d7Ww2)

108 Sheila Jackson Lee needs to watch some more Gillette "short films."

Make her and her chief of staff watch them like Alex in A Clockwork Orange.

Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 04:57 PM (786Ro)

109 Sympathy level for her....zero point zero.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 04:57 PM (KRfQj)

110 I love the stones on PDJT. His turning the bus full of Congress critters around and dumping them at the Capitol was epic!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 17, 2019 04:57 PM (2sCft)

111 Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 04:56 PM (ffYR/)

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Word up, CM!

You still getting those fun emails?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (AzW6q)

112 All the "bad guys" in the Gillette ad are white, being restrained by the more civilized, woke, black guys.

It's like the NFL doesn't even exist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (208R5)

113 107 Fully packed, always strapped, head on a swivel.

Sigh.

Fucking Seattle...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Hiya, MARK!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 04:57 PM (d7Ww2)

Hi!

All right, there are some good people there too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)

114 I don't think my poor sentient schadenboner could take Trump dunking on Palsi and Ginsberg stepping down from SCOTUS in the same week.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (pw+jk)

115 Ms. Lee is a Yale grad.
Lol

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (KRfQj)

116 You know what makes the black Left look so bad? Trying to hide this stuff instead of dealing with it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 17, 2019 04:46 PM (AM1GF)

Oh I agree, but I can kinda see why they do it in a real general way. When you have a siege mentality and think White people are always out to get you and will use any excuse to do so, it sort of makes sense they'd think this way.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 04:50 PM (4ErVI)

Does that include Demonicrats? I thought they had given negroes so much free stuff that they'd kind of have to just be using "White people always be out to get us" as an excuse.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (3sjI6)

117 All right, there are some good people there too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)

Have you ever gone to that place where you can order the huge omelet?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 04:59 PM (4ErVI)

118 So Sheila Jackson Lee is a racist and a misogynist. Aslo pegs in around 78 IQ points.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 04:55 PM

++++
Soooo...... Typical Democrat.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 17, 2019 04:59 PM (2sCft)

119 Robert Francis Juan-Maria Zapatera-Reyes

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Holy-frijoles.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 04:59 PM (4E/ZH)

120 63
Anyone else seen this?

https://tinyurl.com/ydd8mu74

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 17, 2019 04:47 PM (hxucZ)

Google Blocks Justice Ginsburg Pneumonia Report

Google is Evil. True, honest to Gawd Evil.

Their burning times will be glorious.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:59 PM (sy5kK)

121 does Sheila use the same hairdresser as Maxine? Because that's a lot of shellac.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2019 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

122 Skadden Arps, the law firm that hired Obama's White House Counsel Greg Craig, agreed to pay the DOJ $4.6 million, the amount they made lobbying for Ukraine, and register as a foreign agent.

hmmm

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 04:59 PM (/tuJf)

123 not sure there would be a more awful job than working at something called the congressional black caucus foundation.

vile, horrible pit of stupidity and evil.

you know everyone there got their job because someone owed someone a favor.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:00 PM (MTjB1)

124 Greg Gutfeld said, Nancy had already taken her Ambien !! Lmao

Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 17, 2019 05:00 PM (BqBId)

125 117 All right, there are some good people there too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)

Have you ever gone to that place where you can order the huge omelet?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 04:59 PM (4ErVI)

No. Tell me more. Because I'll eat the HELL out ofa giant omelet if it has meat in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

126 >>>Ms. Lee is a Yale grad.
Lol

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (KRfQj)
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Here, put more of that entitlement on my potato.

Posted by: Free For All at January 17, 2019 05:00 PM (ePWRo)

127 115 Ms. Lee is a Yale grad.
Lol
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (KRfQj)

As what, a medical cadaver?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 05:00 PM (/9p9e)

128 Fully packed, always strapped, head on a swivel.

by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Somehow this sounds kinda sexy. Just sayin.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2019 05:01 PM (myjNJ)

129 86
81 Lee is suppose to be one of the nastiest POS on The HIll

Someone should buy her some parsley.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2019 04:51 PM (xQfPr)

Sage advice.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

I'll get right on that.

Posted by: Rosemary at January 17, 2019 05:01 PM (sy5kK)

130 Living in the Peoples Republic of Kalifornia will have its perks when CWII comes around. I won't have to travel any further than a few hundred feet to engage the soy boys.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 05:01 PM (pw+jk)

131 If you go to Gillette's You Flube page, they have a video giving dudes fashion tips on shaving their pubes. Serious, you guys.

Posted by: Ambiguously Black Shaun King at January 17, 2019 05:01 PM (u1V1p)

132 Holy-frijoles.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 04:59 PM

+++++
Are we still permitted to say that? I wasn't sure. I use it all the time, but have been getting some awkward looks lately.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 17, 2019 05:01 PM (2sCft)

133 I have just filed suit of Habeas Aeroplanus before Judge Kamanawanalei'u of the District Court of Hawaii demanding that President Trump be immediately enjoined from failing to provide me an airplane to Brussels, a nice hotel room, a table at a 5-star restaurant and chocolate on my pillow.

This lawlessness will not stand!

Posted by: Speaker Nancy Pelosi at January 17, 2019 05:01 PM (DuAZ5)

134
Holed Spice?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM

Nice!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2019 05:01 PM (z79tQ)

135 En Fuego!

Posted by: that guy that shouts en fuego at January 17, 2019 05:01 PM (dKbOt)

136 >>So Sheila Jackson Lee is a racist and a misogynist. Aslo pegs in around 78 IQ points.

Yale undergrad, UVA Law

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 05:02 PM (W+vEI)

137 81 Lee is suppose to be one of the nastiest POS on The HIll

Someone should buy her some parsley.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2019 04:51 PM (xQfPr)

Sage advice.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

I'll get right on that.
Posted by: Rosemary at January 17, 2019 05:01 PM (sy5kK)
+++}+
The thyme is ripe!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 17, 2019 05:02 PM (2sCft)

138 Word up, CM!

You still getting those fun emails?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (AzW6q)

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quiet so far today, but I haven't been on until now. Plenty of daylight left for Psychotroll. Has he been spotted spewing CM hate today?

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 05:02 PM (ffYR/)

139 Lee is suppose to be one of the nastiest POS on The HIll

Someone should buy her some parsley.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2019 04:51 PM (xQfPr)

Sage advice.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

I'll get right on that.

Posted by: Rosemary at January 17, 2019 05:01 PM (sy5kK)

How do you find the thyme?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2019 05:02 PM (dKbOt)

140 128 Fully packed, always strapped, head on a swivel.

by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Somehow this sounds kinda sexy. Just sayin.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2019 05:01 PM (myjNJ)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:03 PM (xJa6I)

141 No. Tell me more. Because I'll eat the HELL out ofa giant omelet if it has meat in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

https://bethscafe.com/

Get the 12 egg omelette.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 05:03 PM (4ErVI)

142 Speaking of RBG, I believe we should require a physical presence or if she is unable, then a video with a current newspaper and a reputable conservative as witness.

I believe McCain died before they said he did.

I certainly believe the Dems/left will contrive to keep secret any drastic turn of ill health (up to including attaining room temperature) of Ms Ginsburg.

They WILL do ANYTHING to keep Trump from nominating another justice. The war may start over this.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 17, 2019 05:03 PM (GCTKq)

143 No. Tell me more. Because I'll eat the HELL out ofa giant omelet if it has meat in it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

Parsley or no parsley?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

144 Who's bitch be dis?

Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2019 05:04 PM (gmo/4)

145 24,370.10 +162.94 (+0.67%)

Posted by: DJIA Shutdown Deathwatch at January 17, 2019 05:04 PM (dKbOt)

146
Fully packed, always strapped, head on a swivel.

Sigh.

Fucking Seattle...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 04:56 PM (xJa6I)

Your meetings with management must be fantastic.

Especially when they disagree with you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 05:04 PM (sy5kK)

147 Skadden Arps

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Oddly enough, Jack, I have a small personal connection to that story.

When the uprising drove Yanukovych from his dacha, his lieutenants dumped thousands of printed emails in a lake, where they were recovered by the rebels.

Among them were emails describing Skadden Arps' shady lobbying practices for the regime in the US.

The company I worked for at the time made a software product that would've prevented that, and I had to contact them to sell them on it. They had bigger fish to fry, what with the international embarrassment, so I couldn't get them to bite at the time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 05:04 PM (AzW6q)

148 No. Tell me more. Because I'll eat the HELL out ofa giant omelet if it has meat in it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

Parsley or no parsley?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 05:03 PM (NWiLs)
+++
Are we talking about omelettes or tacos?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 17, 2019 05:05 PM (2sCft)

149 121 does Sheila use the same hairdresser as Maxine? Because that's a lot of shellac.
Posted by: wth at January 17, 2019 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

Am I a bad person for getting them mixed up?

Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2019 05:05 PM (qEujL)

150 142 No. Tell me more. Because I'll eat the HELL out ofa giant omelet if it has meat in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

https://bethscafe.com/

Get the 12 egg omelette.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 05:03 PM (4ErVI)

Is this the sort of thing where if you eat the whole thing in under 45 minutes you get it free?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 05:05 PM (NWiLs)

151 Has he been spotted spewing CM hate today?

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Not that I've seen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 05:05 PM (AzW6q)

152 "Skadden Arps, the law firm that hired Obama's White House Counsel Greg Craig, agreed to pay the DOJ $4.6 million, the amount they made lobbying for Ukraine, and register as a foreign agent.

hmmm
Posted by: JackStraw"

Greg Craig is an old Fidel Castro bagman. Real POS.

p.s. One things that unites most lawyers is hatred for Skadden. Real arrogant a-holes, even for lawyers.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (OD2ni)

153 >>Yale undergrad, UVA Law

If she has an IQ over 78, I'll eat her Parsley.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (AU1m0)

154 137 >>So Sheila Jackson Lee is a racist and a misogynist. Aslo pegs in around 78 IQ points.

Yale undergrad, UVA Law
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 05:02 PM (W+vEI)

She took the road less traveled.

Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (qEujL)

155 Because I'll eat the HELL out ofa giant omelet if it has meat in it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Aaaand THAT somehow sounds filthy.
Clearly I need to have words with hubbymayhem about..... um something.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (myjNJ)

156 152 Has he been spotted spewing CM hate today?

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Not that I've seen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 05:05 PM (AzW6q)

Fuck that guy in particular. The troll, I mean.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

157 Ms. Lee is a Yale grad.

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My first taste of affirmative action racism came when I was graduating high school back in the late 80s. A black girl I had dated got full-ride scholarship offers from EVERYWHERE. Ivies, state schools, private fancypants, the works. She hadn't even sent applications out or anything. They had tendrils out looking for her. Come here! Come here!

We were in the same classes and similar extracurricular, and her grades were worse than mine overall. Fairly significantly in the AP and math stuff, too.

I - a white dude, top 2-3% of my class - got a couple of scholarship offers to decent state schools that I'd sent paperwork off to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (4E/ZH)

158 Laws for thee. Not for me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (pUDQf)

159 150 121 does Sheila use the same hairdresser as Maxine? Because that's a lot of shellac.
Posted by: wth at January 17, 2019 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

Am I a bad person for getting them mixed up?
Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2019 05:05 PM (qEujL)

Well I sure did so it's okay with me!

Posted by: Zombie James Brown at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (RD7QR)

160 #MeToo means #MyAss,
Who knew?

Posted by: Mark Noonan at January 17, 2019 05:07 PM (Q7tAj)

161 The Atlantic is going all-in on impeaching Trump , with a issue headlined Impeach!

I believe that magazine goes back to before The Civil War but I predict it will be online-only by the time Trump is sworn in for his second term....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:07 PM (NFEMn)

162 Always found it a bit hard to believe that this mental case came out of Texas.

Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 05:07 PM (14URa)

163 Wrote before I have doubt RBG will ever set a foot or gurney wheel in the SC ever again but she will still be deciding on court cases the rest of the session.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:07 PM (/rm4P)

164 They already are and it hasn't really gotten underway yet. Pocahontas and her beer, Beto at the dentist. They're all going to do crazy shit to try and appeal to the voters. It's a silent admission that Trump changed the game back in 2016 because of the way he campaigned.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Yeah, it's like "Jackass" meets "Primary Thunderdome" - awesome but cringe worthy all at the same time!

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:08 PM (32YRo)

165 117 All right, there are some good people there too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)

Have you ever gone to that place where you can order the huge omelet?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Beth's cafe
on greenlake

12 egg omelettes

they are the hangover cure.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 05:08 PM (d7Ww2)

166 Always found it a bit hard to believe that this mental case came out of Texas.
Posted by: Peaches

We didn't want her!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 05:08 PM (tHAoL)

167 You know what makes the black Left look so bad? Trying to hide this stuff instead of dealing with it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 17, 2019 04:46 PM (AM1GF)

Oh I agree, but I can kinda see why they do it in a real general way. When you have a siege mentality and think White people are always out to get you and will use any excuse to do so, it sort of makes sense they'd think this way.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 04:50 PM (4ErVI)

I think that that's merely a convenient excuse for a lot of bad and counter-productive behavior, and the corresponding outcomes. Who picks on blacks who work hard in school and try to make something of themselves? Who glorifies black criminals?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 05:09 PM (208R5)

168 Between Trump trolling them and RBG's cancer-free, jsut resting situation, the Dems are in a tizzy.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 05:09 PM (a0IVu)

169 My first taste of affirmative action racism came when I was graduating high school back in the late 80s. A black girl I had dated got full-ride scholarship offers from EVERYWHERE. Ivies, state schools, private fancypants, the works. She hadn't even sent applications out or anything. They had tendrils out looking for her. Come here! Come here!

We were in the same classes and similar extracurricular, and her grades were worse than mine overall. Fairly significantly in the AP and math stuff, too.

I - a white dude, top 2-3% of my class - got a couple of scholarship offers to decent state schools that I'd sent paperwork off to.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (4E/ZH)

I believe it. Still, they wanted HER because it would make THEM look good. They really didn't care if she got a good education or anything like that.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:09 PM (NFEMn)

170 We have a place here that is now serving a 4'�4' pizza

Posted by: Its just me at January 17, 2019 05:09 PM (rn+Vx)

171 Greg Craig is an old Fidel Castro bagman. Real POS.

p.s. One things that unites most lawyers is hatred for Skadden. Real arrogant a-holes, even for lawyers.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (OD2ni)

So many, many names, so few members of my Star Chamber.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 05:09 PM (QviAd)

172 How do you spell DEMOCRAT?

H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 05:09 PM (7MRhd)

173 Gonna have to check out Beth's Cafe...

12 eggs....great googly moogly...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:09 PM (xJa6I)

174
Is the rhinestone-studded cow critter hat wearing bint still in Congress?

Frederika von Dumkopf, or whatever her name was?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2019 05:09 PM (33FvV)

175 How is this unlike all the other MeToo cases before it was a big deal?

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:09 PM (/rm4P)

176 125
117 All right, there are some good people there too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)

Have you ever gone to that place where you can order the huge omelet?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 04:59 PM (4ErVI)

No. Tell me more. Because I'll eat the HELL out ofa giant omelet if it has meat in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:00 PM (xJa6I)

You MUST be referring to Beth's Cafe!
Oh yes, a 12 egg ham and cheese omelette, with toast and unlimited hash browns!
It's been there forever, and the line is the longest about 3am on a weekend. As my college brain cells vaguely remember.

To finish the omelette was a right of passage!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 05:10 PM (sy5kK)

177 Ah, the real rape culture is exposed once again.

Back in my 8th grade,in what was at that time a very avant-garde PC inner city school district, they instituted a "afrocentric" curriculum (as it was then called), and in English class we all were assigned to read a novella called "Daddy Was a Number Runner" so we could all "relate" to the gritty black urban experience. It's told through the eyes of a 12-year-old black girl, and (apparently based on a true life story) she was routinely molested, raped, and almost-raped by every black male in the book, of all age levels. And we are told: That's just the way it is in the black community. No one talks about it.

I suppose it ended up being more of a feminist book than a black book, in retrospect.

And I suspect that this book is now of the taboo CENSORED list, for making black culture look terrible.

Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 05:10 PM (c+2jX)

178 12 eggs....great googly moogly...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Egg-sactly

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:10 PM (32YRo)

179 After refusing to speak with the Angel Moms who lost loved ones to illegal immigrants, Chuckie Schumer has the ultimate comeback: He's leading a parade of Dems with pictures of furloughed workers. You know, victims of the shutdown.

These fuckers aren't just evil. They're also stupid as shit.

https://tinyurl.com/y8p2z345

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (hjaPQ)

180 Holy shit, Adam Schiff was on Peloii's bus and had to do the walk of shame after trip got cancelled. Hahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (OD2ni)

181 I - a white dude, top 2-3% of my class - got a couple of scholarship offers to decent state schools that I'd sent paperwork off to.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (4E/ZH)

And now the Reds are trying to do away entirely with merit-based scholarships. More goodies to hand out to the favored, I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (208R5)

182 A 12 Egg omelette is eggsorbinent!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (AU1m0)

183 >>Greg Craig is an old Fidel Castro bagman. Real POS.

According to CNN of all places, this settlement only covers the firm itself and partners and employees both current and former are still liable for criminal and civil penalties. Craig was referred to the SDNY last year along with Tony Podesta for their work with Manafort on this project.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (/tuJf)

184 It's funny--I spend a lot of time here to find out what's going on "out there." Then I click on to Drudge for one second, and it's like i'm in an alternate universe.
Also, he has an obsession with Michael Cohen.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (NFEMn)

185 181
Holy shit, Adam Schiff was on Peloii's bus and had to do the walk of shame after trip got cancelled. Hahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (OD2ni)
Gonna have to google for pics. I'm already salivating just thinking about it!

Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (14URa)

186 Always found it a bit hard to believe that this mental case came out of Texas.
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 05:07 PM (14URa)M

Urban liberal shitholes are the same no matter where they're located. Yeah I live in Houston and it's only getting worse.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (QviAd)

187 I'se Too.

Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (c+2jX)

188 Your meetings with management must be fantastic.

Especially when they disagree with you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 05:04 PM (sy5kK)

I like everyone I work with. Surprisingly, I have veterans in the office, which is always nice.

I am always polite and professional.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (xJa6I)

189 It's told through the eyes of a 12-year-old black girl, and (apparently based on a true life story) she was routinely molested, raped, and almost-raped by every black male in the book, of all age levels. And we are told: That's just the way it is in the black community.

It's all the fault of The Man.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (208R5)

190 Gonna have to google for pics. I'm already salivating just thinking about it!

Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (14URa)

Video at WZ.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (t6MX/)

191 p.s. One things that unites most lawyers is hatred for Skadden. Real arrogant a-holes, even for lawyers.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (OD2ni)

Scabby Armpits

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (SiINZ)

192 @173How do you spell DEMOCRAT?

H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I spell it P-S-Y-C-H-O T-Y-R-A-N-T

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (myjNJ)

193 >>And I suspect that this book is now of the taboo CENSORED list, for making black culture look terrible.
Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 05:10 PM (c+2jX)

"Color Purple" isn't far behind.

Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (qEujL)

194 46 I don't believe it. Oppression theory tells me black men are incapable of raping and holding power over others.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 17, 2019
*
*
How are all your fingers these days?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (7MRhd)

195 After refusing to speak with the Angel Moms who lost loved ones to illegal immigrants, Chuckie Schumer has the ultimate comeback: He's leading a parade of Dems with pictures of furloughed workers. You know, victims of the shutdown.

These fuckers aren't just evil. They're also stupid as shit.
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You're joking?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (NFEMn)

196 A 12 Egg omelette is eggsorbinent!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders

It's egg-cellent!

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (32YRo)

197 We have a place here that is now serving a 4'x 4' pizza
Posted by: Its just me at January 17, 2019 05:09 PM

The other day a story came out about how two 12" pizzas were smaller than one 16", so a half sheet of plywood worth has to be a load.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:13 PM (/rm4P)

198 Also, he has an obsession with Michael Cohen.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (NFEMn)

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I think Michael Cohen will turn out to be newsworthy in a couple of months, so Drudge is keeping him top-of-mind for his audience. The press is going to be running wild on that story, if I'm right.

Lanny Davis (his attorney) promised that he would be singing whatever tunes Mueller writes for him until he begins his sentence, in hopes of getting it reduced. Cohen's "testimony" during this time will be used as impeachment fodder.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (AzW6q)

199 It's told through the eyes of a 12-year-old black girl, and (apparently
based on a true life story) she was routinely molested, raped, and
almost-raped by every black male in the book, of all age levels. And we
are told: That's just the way it is in the black community. No one talks
about it.

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I'll look for the article, but IIRC Black Entertainment Television released a piece where something like 60% or so of all black girls are sexually abused by black male adults.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (4E/ZH)

200 Dammit! Apparently there are no pics of them skulking off their canceled plane. Very disappointing.

Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (14URa)

201 @Insomniac

You know, I don't mind a bit of parsley. Freshens the breath.

*adjusts tie*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (xJa6I)

202 Maybe Gillette can use Daminen Jones in their next commercial reprimanding white guys for harassing women.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (QviAd)

203 Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 05:06 PM (4E/ZH)

Oh it's going to get better. Those Affirm Act low IQ's went on the be supervisors (cause they were too stupid to trust with actual things to build or cases to try or brains to mend) and instructors.

So now we are getting a double whammy. Affirm Act applicants being taught by those too ignorant to actually DO what they're teaching.

Any bets on how much stuff is swept under corporate carpets everyday due to Affirm Act F**kups killing people, falling buildings, bad law being made, and just plain nasty people who think they're entitled to respect they've never tried to earn making life difficult for customer and co workers alike.

Not saying this a large number but their should be as many as there are. And everyone is afraid to do anything so we roll along on the slippery slope to disaster.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (GCTKq)

204 Trump has given us more laughs in the last few hours than Samantha B, Jimmy Kimmel, Patton Oswald, SNL and the rest of the unfunny comedians have given us in the last few decades.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (f9AnO)

205 A 12 Egg omelette is eggsorbinent!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders

It's egg-cellent!
Posted by: Boswell

Eggsactly! !

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (tHAoL)

206 >>half sheet of plywood worth has to be a load.

I can do that, but I have to charge you extra for the load.

Posted by: Shep Smith Pizza Palace at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (AU1m0)

207 So the CBC is actually the BBC??

Shit. I hope I don't have to start paying a TV tax.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 05:15 PM (Evws/)

208 178 Ah, the real rape culture is exposed once again.

Back in my 8th grade,in what was at that time a very avant-garde PC inner city school district, they instituted a "afrocentric" curriculum (as it was then called), and in English class we all were assigned to read a novella called "Daddy Was a Number Runner" so we could all "relate" to the gritty black urban experience. It's told through the eyes of a 12-year-old black girl, and (apparently based on a true life story) she was routinely molested, raped, and almost-raped by every black male in the book, of all age levels. And we are told: That's just the way it is in the black community. No one talks about it.

I suppose it ended up being more of a feminist book than a black book, in retrospect.

And I suspect that this book is now of the taboo CENSORED list, for making black culture look terrible.
Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 05:10 PM (c+2jX)

In retrospect, THAT was what pissed me off most about the liar Gillette Advert. Not so much the male shaming (although it was that too) as it was the complete and total pass given to "black American culture" and its notorious treatment of women.

I could add in Latino "Machismo" and its treatment of las mujeres as well, but I digress.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 17, 2019 05:15 PM (ujg0T)

209 >half sheet of plywood worth has to be a load.

I can do that, but I have to charge you extra for the load.
Posted by: Shep Smith Pizza Palace at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (AU1m0)

So that's what they mean by "Extra Cheese?"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:15 PM (NFEMn)

210 You're joking?
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Nope. Check the story at the link. How could they possibly think this is a good idea?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 17, 2019 05:15 PM (hjaPQ)

211 Ms. Lee is a Yale grad.
Lol
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 04:58 PM (KRfQj)

She majored in Black Studies. Her Senior paper was "Luvin' Yo Pimp."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 17, 2019 05:15 PM (3sjI6)

212 Nancy was calling The government is closed so all in on the world tour!

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:16 PM (/rm4P)

213
I am always polite and professional.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (xJa6I)

I would expect nothing less from a responsible gun owner like yourself!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 05:16 PM (sy5kK)

214 there shouldn't be

Posted by: jakee308 at January 17, 2019 05:16 PM (GCTKq)

215 I call Orourke "El Dentadura Caballo "

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2019 05:16 PM (ci1ix)

216 201 @Insomniac

You know, I don't mind a bit of parsley. Freshens the breath.

*adjusts tie*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (xJa6I)

Say no more, guv'nor!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

217 Firing the staffer was her best bet, since Jackson Lee has the highest turnover on the Hill. She fires most of her staff, or they quit within a year. This gal is going to have a hard time proving her case simply because Jackson Lee is so awful to everyone.

According to accounts from former staffers, Jackson-Lee would berate staffers, calling them names like "You Stupid Motherf***er."

Those former staffers claim she was physically abusive, threw cell phones at staff and demanded unsafe driving while being chauffeured, which allegedly resulted in at least one car accident. She would reportedly demand staffers go to the market and buy garlic supplements for her at 2AM and would be furious with them if her demands were not met.

"You don't understand. I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen," she allegedly once told a member of her staff.

She's even had an airline aske her to not use their services anymore because she was so abusive to airline staff. She would (still does?) book several flights to Texas every Friday because she didn't know when she would arrive at the airport. Then she would show up just as one of the flights was set to leave and throw a tantrum that her seat wasn't held for her.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 05:16 PM (W+vEI)

218 Late to party, but...

Re: the previous post...

Burn the MF'er down.

I don't think that PDT cares if he's a one-term President.

Send the message.

Posted by: golfman at January 17, 2019 05:16 PM (GL/05)

219 The statistics of the race of pregnant girls age 15 years or younger aren't publicized very much.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 05:16 PM (QviAd)

220 After refusing to speak with the Angel Moms who lost loved ones to illegal immigrants, Chuckie Schumer has the ultimate comeback: He's leading a parade of Dems with pictures of furloughed workers. You know, victims of the shutdown.

These fuckers aren't just evil. They're also stupid as shit.
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You're joking?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (NFEMn)

Nope. They were standing next to Schmuck with big photos of people furloughed. Like they lost their lives.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (SiINZ)

221 One things that unites most lawyers is hatred for Skadden. Real arrogant a-holes, even for lawyers.

Posted by: Benji

Skadden's got baddies, yeah. But ever try Cravath? Or Cleary?

Good part about Cravath is those A-holes never saw the inside of a court room - that's where they lose

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (32YRo)

222 LCD, I can vouch for Mark

He's a dear.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (d7Ww2)

223 Study: 60 Percent of Black Females Are Sexually Abused Before They Turn 18

https://tinyurl.com/y96anjdh

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (4E/ZH)

224 To finish the omelette was a right of passage!

I would be shell shocked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (dKbOt)

225 Schitt doing the walk of shame.

https://twitter.com/jason_donner/status/1085996085519224832

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (t6MX/)

226 Did she keep the dress? always keep the dress.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (pLgt/)

227 Is this the sort of thing where if you eat the whole thing in under 45 minutes you get it free?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 05:05 PM (NWiLs)

A free stomach pumping!

Comes with a shitload of bread and hash browns as noted above. I figured eating the bread and hash browns will make it very difficult to finish the omelette.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (4ErVI)

228 In retrospect, THAT was what pissed me off most about the liar Gillette Advert. Not so much the male shaming (although it was that too) as it was the complete and total pass given to "black American culture" and its notorious treatment of women.

I could add in Latino "Machismo" and its treatment of las mujeres as well, but I digress.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 17, 2019 05:15 PM (ujg0T)

Reminds me of the PSA's of (mostly Black) NFL players ordering us not to hit women after a spate of stories about (mostly black) NFL players hitting women.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (NFEMn)

229 192 @173How do you spell DEMOCRAT?

H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I spell it P-S-Y-C-H-O T-Y-R-A-N-T
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench)

You can't spell "demonic" without DNC

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (4tV+0)

230 the worst thing about affirmative action is that it was implemented by people who were the beneficiaries of whatever racism there was to make people who had not benefited from racism atone for their sins.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (MTjB1)

231 195 After refusing to speak with the Angel Moms who lost loved ones to illegal immigrants, Chuckie Schumer has the ultimate comeback: He's leading a parade of Dems with pictures of furloughed workers. You know, victims of the shutdown.

These fuckers aren't just evil. They're also stupid as shit.
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You're joking?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:12 PM (NFEMn)

I'm sure his assessment of those fuckers as both evil and stupid is entirely sincere.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

232 That pizza takes 4 people to make, and 2 to deliver. Costs like $125.00

Posted by: Its just me at January 17, 2019 05:18 PM (rn+Vx)

233 The other day a story came out about how two 12" pizzas were smaller than one 16"
Posted by: Skip

Interesting. Let's work it out with Pi-r-squared:

3.14 x (6 x 6) x 2 = 226.08 sq. in.

3.14 x (8 x

x 1 = 200.96 sq. in.

What am I missing here?

I guess if you subtract all the extra crust space of TWO pizzas vs ONE pizza, maybe there's more cheese-y pizza surface in the one 16-incher. But on raw dimensions, it looks like two 12-inchers are bigger.

Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 05:18 PM (c+2jX)

234 zombie, I lost the link to the page that strips characters. Can you repost, please?

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 05:18 PM (4E/ZH)

235 I take it Chuck got permission for those likeness rights in the photos he's carrying.

And I bet he didn't have to pay for them, either, because the federal workers are down for the cause.

Which would mean they're engaging in political campaigning as federal workers.

I'd fire every one of them, for cause, if I was PDT.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 05:18 PM (AzW6q)

236 >>To finish the omelette was a right of passage!

>I would be shell shocked.

I think he's just yolking.

No man can eat a 12 egg omelette.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:18 PM (AU1m0)

237 230 the worst thing about affirmative action is that it was implemented by people who were the beneficiaries of whatever racism there was to make people who had not benefited from racism atone for their sins.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:17 PM (MTjB1)

It's almost like it's a plan to keep Bad Whites from competing with our glorious betters.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 05:19 PM (4ErVI)

238 there is a black girl on youtube talking about how her brothers friends ran a train on her. was the first time someone ran a train on her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:19 PM (MTjB1)

239 Craig was referred to the SDNY last year along with Tony Podesta for their work with Manafort on this project.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (/tuJf)

Sad. My trade association chose his group for lobbying Yes, I made the WTF call.

Posted by: golfman at January 17, 2019 05:19 PM (GL/05)

240 180 Holy shit, Adam Schiff was on Peloii's bus and had to do the walk of shame after trip got cancelled. Hahahahaha!!!!
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:11 PM (OD2ni)

#AdamSchitt should be the watchtag for 2020

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 17, 2019 05:19 PM (ujg0T)

241 236 >>To finish the omelette was a right of passage!

>I would be shell shocked.

I think he's just yolking.

No man can eat a 12 egg omelette.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:18 PM (AU1m0)

He'd have to be...some kind of...god-man...

Like if a pirate made a baby with an angel...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:20 PM (xJa6I)

242 >>was the first time someone ran a train on her.

The careful reader knows she's a slut.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:20 PM (AU1m0)

243 READ THIS!

JJ linked this in the morning report and it's really a great breakdown about the horrid state of the culture:

https://amgreatness.com/2019/01/16/take-this-sotu-and-shove-it/

skip halfway down if you must to the good part.

(Thank you JJ)

Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2019 05:20 PM (q177U)

244
If you go to Gillette's You Flube page, they have a video giving dudes fashion tips on shaving their pubes. Serious, you guys.
Posted by: Ambiguously Black Shaun King

Just begging for scrotalnik!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 05:20 PM (aKsyK)

245 Lanny Davis (his attorney) promised that he would be
singing whatever tunes Mueller writes for him until he begins his
sentence, in hopes of getting it reduced. Cohen's "testimony" during
this time will be used as impeachment fodder.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 05:14 PM (AzW6q)

When Mueller is done with the Rat, the Rat will have performed burlesque fan-dancing routines with a giant Hitachi vibrator up his backside.

And liked it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 05:20 PM (sy5kK)

246 And I suspect that this book is now of the taboo CENSORED list, for making black culture look terrible.
Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 05:10 PM (c+2jX)

I now collect books that I think will be banned someday.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at January 17, 2019 05:20 PM (9vk1f)

247 Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 05:18 PM (c+2jX)

Your math is wrong.

Pi r not squared.

Pi r round.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:20 PM (t6MX/)

248 I call Orourke "El Dentadura Caballo "
Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2019 05:16 PM (ci1ix)

Picadores Amarillos

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 05:20 PM (QviAd)

249 Interesting. Let's work it out with Pi-r-squared:

Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 05:18 PM (c+2jX)

To quote the late GREAT Night Train.

Pi are round.

Posted by: golfman at January 17, 2019 05:20 PM (GL/05)

250 No man can eat a 12 egg omelette.

I can eat 50 hard boiled eggs.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at January 17, 2019 05:21 PM (fuK7c)

251 I bet there are some pretty funny twatter comments to the Pelosi grounded news..

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 05:21 PM (a0IVu)

252 was the first time someone ran a train on her.

The careful reader knows she's a slut.
Posted by: garrett at J

well, it is really a very long joke. I would post it but someone who did not watch it all the way through would get their thong in a twist.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:21 PM (MTjB1)

253 I would think that getting raped (if indeed she did) by a staffer of the CBC and then fired from her job by SJL might turn her off a bit from Democrats. Might be another "Just walk away" story, poor woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 05:21 PM (AllCR)

254 zombie, I lost the link to the page that strips characters. Can you repost, please?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 05:18 PM (4E/ZH)

-------------------

hogmartin has one up. stoatnet.org/ace.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 05:21 PM (ffYR/)

255 I think he's just yolking.
No man can eat a 12 egg omelette.

Posted by: garrett

That many will just eggs -it into the loo...

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:21 PM (32YRo)

256 Like if a pirate made a baby with an angel...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:20 PM (xJa6I)

A man of eggstraordinary appetite.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:21 PM (t6MX/)

257 there is a black girl on youtube talking about how her brothers friends ran a train on her. was the first time someone ran a train on her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:19 PM (MTjB1)

If this is true, that's horrible. Her"brother's" friends?
What the hell kind of brother WOULDN'T go Medieval on friends like that?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:21 PM (NFEMn)

258 The accused staffer, Damien Jones, worked for Robert Francis "Xavier 'Zavi' Juan-Maria Zapatera-Reyes" O'Rourke, but "Xavi" claims he didn't know about any of this.

argh, I looked at all those names separately and couldn't figure out who this person actually is?

anyone else know what we we will chatting about?

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:22 PM (zy5Ai)

259
there is a black girl on youtube talking about how her brothers friends ran a train on her. was the first time someone ran a train on her.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Was she glad or sad or mad? Ashamed or proud?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 05:22 PM (aKsyK)

260 hogmartin has one up. stoatnet.org/ace.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 05:21 PM (ffYR/)

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Thanks. Thanks also hogmartin (and zombie just because)

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 05:22 PM (4E/ZH)

261 The recent revelations that Trump paid people to rig polls and Rudy denieng he ever denied Russian collusion are pretty good indicators that Meuller's report is gonna be a bombshell!
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 17, 2019 05:21 PM (+ATxU)

Is Rudy senile? Why the fuck is he still talking?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

262 A man of eggstraordinary appetite.

Posted by: flounder

You eggs-aggerate!

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:22 PM (32YRo)

263 Bill Wynn is Dream Weaver.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (QviAd)

264 was the first time someone ran a train on her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:19 PM (MTjB1)

Was THE FIRST TIME?

Posted by: golfman at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (GL/05)

265 234 zombie, I lost the link to the page that strips characters. Can you repost, please?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged

The one I used to use no longer works for me, But just search for "html unicode converter" in any search engine and you find various pages that do it. May take a while, but you'll find one.

Posted by: zombie at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (c+2jX)

266 I'm sorry I'm still LMAO at PDT's pawning of Botox Nancy. Beahahaha...

Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (jm1YL)

267

... and nothing will happen...
...and most of the electorate will ever know...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (OKeCc)

268 running trains aren't cute or funny. unless we are talking about biden's choo choo

and I hope to G-d that wasn't a hidden message.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (zy5Ai)

269 What the hell kind of brother WOULDN'T go Medieval on friends like that?

The same kind that don't see their own kids as obligations.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (T6t7i)

270 You eggs-aggerate!

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:22 PM (32YRo)

It is eggsausting.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (t6MX/)

271 If this is true, that's horrible. Her"brother's" friends?
What the hell kind of brother WOULDN'T go Medieval on friends like that?
Posted by: JoeF. at J

sigh, in the last min she explains that they surprised her in the bathroom. she jumped up, had pee running down her leg. then they slowly moved in on her. one of the guys reached in his jeans, pulled out a small toy train and started running it all over her. then he handed it to the next guy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (MTjB1)

272 236
>>To finish the omelette was a right of passage!

>I would be shell shocked.

I think he's just yolking.

No man can eat a 12 egg omelette.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:18 PM (AU1m0)

A hungry college student, who spent all his cash the night before, and is starving, can eat that on a Sunday afternoon. As long as that hungry college student can bum some bucks from his buddies.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (sy5kK)

273 Eggcellent !

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 05:24 PM (QviAd)

274 >>Study: 60 Percent of Black Females Are Sexually Abused Before They Turn 18

https://tinyurl.com/y96anjdh

That is horrid.
How is it that women are screaming about the (exaggerated stat of) "1 in 5" college women being sexually assaulted and not this???

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 05:24 PM (W+vEI)

275 I am going to eggstricate myself from further discussion of this monstrosity pretending to be an omelette.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:24 PM (AU1m0)

276 He'd have to be...some kind of...god-man...

Like if a pirate made a baby with an angel...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:20 PM (xJa6I)

LMAO...you killed me right there.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 17, 2019 05:24 PM (pLgt/)

277 "Skadden's got baddies, yeah. But ever try Cravath? Or Cleary?

Good part about Cravath is those A-holes never saw the inside of a court room - that's where they lose
Posted by: Boswell"

I was in a case against Cravath a few years ago. Yeah, they were pretty tough but they had a predictable pattern. They assigned a ton of associates to a litigation and seemed to have each one send a a 10 page letter every day about some separate BS discovery issue to wear you down. We just stopped responding after a while and would send a pithy "file a motion then."

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:24 PM (OD2ni)

278 Interesting. Let's work it out with Pi-r-squared:

3.14 x (6 x 6) x 2 = 226.08 sq. in.

3.14 x (8 x x 1 = 200.96 sq. in.

What am I missing here?

I think it was an 18" pizza, not 16". Then the math does work out right (254.47 sq.in.)

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu at January 17, 2019 05:24 PM (4tV+0)

279 sigh, in the last min she explains that they surprised her in the bathroom. she jumped up, had pee running down her leg. then they slowly moved in on her. one of the guys reached in his jeans, pulled out a small toy train and started running it all over her. then he handed it to the next guy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (MTjB1)

oh

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:24 PM (NFEMn)

280
... and nothing will happen...
...and most of the electorate will ever know...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (OKeCc

i'm here and I still don't know who the fkn guy is

that might say something about my googling abilities

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:24 PM (zy5Ai)

281 How is it that women are screaming about the
(exaggerated stat of) "1 in 5" college women being sexually assaulted
and not this???

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 05:24 PM (W+vEI)

---

You might want to sit down when I explain this to you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 05:24 PM (4E/ZH)

282 It is eggsausting.

Posted by: flounder

Naw - I find eggs-ilerating!

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:25 PM (32YRo)

283 I'm sorry I'm still LMAO at PDT's pawning of Botox Nancy. Beahahaha...
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (jm1YL)

My coworker said again today that Trump better watch out for Nancy, that she's a real badass.

Again, Club 85.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at January 17, 2019 05:25 PM (9vk1f)

284 12 egg omelettes

they are the hangover cure.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 05:08 PM (d7Ww2)

That is insane. I have trouble eating a three egg omelet with hash browns sat a place wifey and I used to go to over in Florence.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 05:25 PM (mpXpK)

285 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 05:21 PM (AllCR)

---------

Fen... I can tell you as someone who made a brief college foray into the world of politics, that anyone who makes it in that world more than a couple of years without running, screaming, for the hills is absolutely consumed by the politics and the power.

Those people never just "walk away" from the Democrats. Even many of the Republicans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

286 sigh, in the last min she explains that they surprised her in the bathroom. she jumped up, had pee running down her leg. then they slowly moved in on her. one of the guys reached in his jeans, pulled out a small toy train and started running it all over her. then he handed it to the next guy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019

ugh, stabs yankee with my fingernailfile

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:25 PM (zy5Ai)

287 That is horrid.
How is it that women are screaming about the (exaggerated stat of) "1 in 5" college women being sexually assaulted and not this???
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 05:24 PM (W+vEI)

I think you just swerved into the nub of the story.
Maybe the one fact is worked into the other.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2019 05:26 PM (NFEMn)

288 My coworker said again today that Trump better watch out for Nancy, that she's a real badass.

pfffft. The woman barely knows where she is.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2019 05:26 PM (T6t7i)

289
That pizza takes 4 people to make, and 2 to deliver. Costs like $125.00

Posted by: Its just me at January 17, 2019 05:18 PM (rn+Vx)

You'll need to pick up the 3200 pack of Budweiser to go with it

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 05:26 PM (TAmPV)

290 283
It is eggsausting.

Posted by: flounder

Naw - I find eggs-ilerating!

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:25 PM (32YRo)

You are the eggseption.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:26 PM (t6MX/)

291 sigh, in the last min she explains that they surprised her in the bathroom. she jumped up, had pee running down her leg. then they slowly moved in on her. one of the guys reached in his jeans, pulled out a small toy train and started running it all over her. then he handed it to the next guy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:23 PM (MTjB1)

oh
Posted by: JoeF. at J

some algorithm somewhere shoved the vid to lots of recommended lists because of the "run train" quote yesterday.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:26 PM (MTjB1)

292 An omelette should have 2 eggs.

Unless you are using a 12" pan. Then I will allow a 3rd egg.

No more than one cheese, one veg and one meat. Preferably 2 of the 3.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:26 PM (AU1m0)

293 Why are pizzas made round, cut in triangles, and delivered in a square box?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 05:26 PM (tHAoL)

294 "The recent revelations that Trump paid people to rig polls and Rudy denieng he ever denied Russian collusion are pretty good indicators that Meuller's report is gonna be a bombshell!
Posted by: Bill Wynn"

Billy, I'm sure your stocked up with lotion and kleenex for the report's release. No early night for you!!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:26 PM (OD2ni)

295 OT

Keanu Reeves fights back in action-packed John Wick: Chapter 3 trailer

https://tinyurl.com/y7qq6otb

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2019 05:27 PM (OKeCc)

296 I can eat a dozen deviled eggs no problem.

That is until later but the instant satisfaction is great.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 05:27 PM (QviAd)

297 I think it was an 18" pizza, not 16". Then the math does work out right (254.47 sq.in.)

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu

Correct. Both your recollection and your math.

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2019 05:27 PM (P1f+c)

298 "That is insane. I have trouble eating a three egg omelet with hash browns."

You never drank a bottle of scotch and found yourself in a waffle house at 3AM have you?

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:27 PM (32YRo)

299 Staffer was supposed to lie back and think of socialism.

Posted by: Avenger at January 17, 2019 05:27 PM (70ScF)

300 An omelette should have 2 eggs.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:26 PM (AU1m0)

From the kiddy menu ... sure.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 17, 2019 05:27 PM (U96rM)

301 ugh, stabs yankee with my fingernailfile
Posted by: willow at J

was suckered into it too was thinking wow, this is horrid, someone should do something. then she gets to the toy train thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:28 PM (MTjB1)

302 My coworker said again today that Trump better watch out for Nancy, that she's a real badass.

pfffft. The woman barely knows where she is.
Posted by: pep

I'll bet she knows that she is still in DC!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 05:28 PM (tHAoL)

303 anyone else know what we we will chatting about?
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:22 PM (zy5Ai)

The string of names for the one person is an Ace joke on Robert Francis O'Rourke trying to pass himself as Hispanic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 05:28 PM (AllCR)

304 296 OT

Keanu Reeves fights back in action-packed John Wick: Chapter 3 trailer

https://tinyurl.com/y7qq6otb
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2019 05:27 PM (OKeCc)

Guns are never OT
Para Bellum

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:28 PM (xJa6I)

305 You are the eggseption.

Posted by: flounder

Yeah? You're no eggs- pert, either!

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:28 PM (32YRo)

306 293 An omelette should have 2 eggs.

Unless you are using a 12" pan. Then I will allow a 3rd egg.

No more than one cheese, one veg and one meat. Preferably 2 of the 3.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:26 PM (AU1m0)

Don't ask for the "All the Way Omelette" at the DFAC, bud.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 17, 2019 05:28 PM (di1hb)

307 Keep up the goad work Speeker Palosii and we can get rid of Trump because he is losing it !! Let's bring back Presdent Obana again and have a lovering Presdent again. Brattlebororo hates Trump !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 17, 2019 05:29 PM (qM84C)

308 An omelette should have 2 eggs.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:26 PM (AU1m0)

From the kiddy menu ... sure.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Two. Ostrich. Eggs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 05:29 PM (tHAoL)

309 "My coworker said again today that Trump better watch out for Nancy, that she's a real badass.

pfffft. The woman barely knows where she is.
Posted by: pep"

Nancy is now like the Asst. Principal after Uncle Buck gets done with her.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:29 PM (OD2ni)

310 No not egg jokes again...really again?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 17, 2019 05:29 PM (pLgt/)

311 >>From the kiddy menu ... sure.

No. An omelette should drape like fine sheets.

Not be all fucking bloated and puffy.

You want a second omelette, fine.

But the things people call omelettes are just not right.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:29 PM (AU1m0)

312 One would think Mueller would've had an early night.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 17, 2019 05:29 PM (4E/ZH)

313 "That is insane. I have trouble eating a three egg omelet with hash browns."

You never drank a bottle of scotch and found yourself in a waffle house at 3AM have you?
Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:27 PM (32YRo)

-------------

That is my standard order at Waffle House. With toast.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 05:30 PM (ffYR/)

314 "293 An omelette should have 2 eggs.

Unless you are using a 12" pan. Then I will allow a 3rd egg.

No more than one cheese, one veg and one meat. Preferably 2 of the 3.

Posted by: garrett "

Can they have carrots?

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:30 PM (OD2ni)

315 Bill's here, Mary's here, is MUMR next?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at January 17, 2019 05:30 PM (9vk1f)

316 Dude washed the puke off of his victim, but not the semen. Classy.

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2019 05:30 PM (wxZSX)

317 Some are more equal than others.

This is so evil.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 05:30 PM (4DC4H)

318 311
No not egg jokes again...really again?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 17, 2019 05:29 PM (pLgt/)

They don't go over easy?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

319 Can John Wick already be doing 'fan service'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

320
Don't ask for the "All the Way Omelette" at the DFAC, bud.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 17, 2019 05:28 PM (di1hb)

Only ask for that at the Asian massage parlor.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (pLgt/)

321 An omelette should drape like fine sheets.
Posted by: garrett

I thought that was a "crepe".

Posted by: mikeski at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (P1f+c)

322 Fenelon, whew@! hangs onto your hem. I spent way too much time trying to hook those names to the topic.

stupid me!

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (zy5Ai)

323 Dude washed the puke off of his victim, but not the semen. Classy.
Posted by: Fritz at Ja

he washed the puke off with semen. guess it took longer than he thought it would.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (MTjB1)

324
291 283
It is eggsausting.

It's like a yoke around your neck

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (TAmPV)

325 >>Can they have carrots?

Never.

'round these parts, we save those for the Chili.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (AU1m0)

326 Nancy is now like the Asst. Principal after Uncle Buck gets done with her.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:29 PM (OD2ni)

"Here's a quarter. Buy a rat to gnaw that thing off your face."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

327 3 egg omelets or get out.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (zy5Ai)

328 BB has pics and video of the debarkation. hahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 05:32 PM (14URa)

329 325
291 283
It is eggsausting.

It's like a yoke around your neck
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (TAmPV)

*applause*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:32 PM (xJa6I)

330 No. An omelette should drape like fine sheets.

You're crepeing me out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2019 05:32 PM (dKbOt)

331 No not egg jokes again...really again?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Eat me. No...wait.

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:32 PM (32YRo)

332 In retrospect, THAT was what pissed me off most about the liar Gillette Advert. Not so much the male shaming (although it was that too) as it was the complete and total pass given to "black American culture" and its notorious treatment of women.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 17, 2019 05:15 PM (ujg0T)

During the OJ Simpson trial Marcia Clark gonged on Simpson's beating his wife, thinking that would move the jury against him. After the trial, they were interviewing a number of the black female jurors, who basically farted off the whole thing, saying that black women expect to be beaten. Oopsie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 05:32 PM (plMK3)

333 299 You never drank a bottle of scotch and found yourself in a waffle house at 3AM have you?

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:27 PM (32YRo)

No but I used to hit the jack in the crack with a bunch other people after 2 am when the bars closed (in CA). I once ate one of their big burgers without taking the foil off it.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 05:32 PM (mpXpK)

334 + salsa

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:32 PM (zy5Ai)

335 No. An omelette should drape like fine sheets.

Not be all fucking bloated and puffy.

Posted by: garrett

You're thinking crepes.

Omelette is loaded down with meat and cheese. Working man's breakfast.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 05:32 PM (tHAoL)

336 The pissed off lib commenters at FOX over the congressional flight ban are a riot.

Posted by: Avenger at January 17, 2019 05:33 PM (70ScF)

337 Can they have carrots?

Posted by: Benji Carver

You sir, are a savage.

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:33 PM (32YRo)

338 Nancy is now like the Asst. Principal after Uncle Buck gets done with her.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:29 PM (OD2ni)

"Here's a quarter. Buy a rat to gnaw that thing off your face."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

That reminds me. The pizza in that 1990 movie cost $12 .

We have had tremendous Pizza deflation thank god .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 05:33 PM (QviAd)

339 Oh, gods no.

Salsa anywhere near the breakfast table and I am puking.

While not as bad a Ketchup, still a non-starter.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:33 PM (AU1m0)

340 They don't go over easy?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

well I'm not eggstatic about it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (pLgt/)

341 This omelette argument reminds of the omelette controversy in Grosse Pointe Blank.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (AzW6q)

342 ''The recent revelations that Trump paid people to rig polls and Rudy denieng he ever denied Russian collusion are pretty good indicators that Meuller's report is gonna be a bombshell!
Posted by: Bill Wynn"'

You poor thing. I think your mama needs to burp you. You'll feel much better.

Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (jm1YL)

343 We have Mary and BIll Wynn back? Wow...a blast from the past!

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (a0IVu)

344 two 12" pizzas might weigh less than a 16" pizza but they have more square inches of pizza.

Posted by: paleRider is a math nerd at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (eASYU)

345 pfffft. The woman barely knows where she is.
Posted by: pep

well, she already took her ambien, so........

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (d7Ww2)

346 No but I used to hit the jack in the crack with a bunch other people after 2 am when the bars closed (in CA). I once ate one of their big burgers without taking the foil off it.

Posted by: Vic

Then I yield...

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (32YRo)

347 No. An omelette should drape like fine sheets.

Not be all fucking bloated and puffy.

Posted by: garrett

===

That's how the Fwench like their eggs!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (EZebt)

348 "Here's a quarter. Buy a rat to gnaw that thing off your face."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo "

Heh, I believe that actress was also Henry Hill's MIL in Goodfellas and Tony Soprano's MIL. She played that annoying old lady role very well.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (OD2ni)

349 Omelette you finish this debate , but....

Posted by: Kanye joining the fun at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (QviAd)

350 garret ! cheese shredded beef, green peppers, little chives, and SALSA!

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (zy5Ai)

351 During the OJ Simpson trial Marcia Clark gonged on Simpson's beating his wife, thinking that would move the jury against him. After the trial, they were interviewing a number of the black female jurors, who basically farted off the whole thing, saying that black women expect to be beaten. Oopsie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 05:32 PM (plMK3)

There was also a very strong sentiment that "She's a White b*tch, so she deserves it....." among them. That Marcia Clark was clueless to this and that co prosecutor Chris Darden did not clue her in was just *so* telling.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (ujg0T)

352 The pissed off lib commenters at FOX over the congressional flight ban are a riot.
Posted by: Avenger

I would love to see what the military thinks about this.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (tHAoL)

353 well I'm not eggstatic about it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (pLgt/)

Omelet you in on a little secret. You need to have a thicker shell.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (t6MX/)

354 garret has broken my heart. I will never forget this.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (zy5Ai)

355 Prince Robert Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca 'Beto' O'Rouke The First.

But you can call him Blott. Call him Blotty and you die (in a DUI).

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (oZ6kz)

356 We have Mary and BIll Wynn back? Wow...a blast from the past!
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (a0IVu)

-------

Troll activity is way up, all around, and at an oddly intense level. I'm guessing the ShareBlue people are freaking out about the shutdown, and they've told their troll army to go full-court on press on all conservative sites.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (AzW6q)

357 346, well, she already took her ambien, so........

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (d7Ww

Apparently she is furious..just absolutely furious.
*I am having way too much fun laughing at them*

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 05:36 PM (a0IVu)

358 >>You're thinking crepes.

No. I am thinking of a proper omelette.

They are a thing of beauty when done right.

If Cuthbert wasn't here I might even mention the phrase 'mouth feel'.
But he's been battling curiousity lately and I don't want to push him over the edge.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:36 PM (AU1m0)

359 I can take it. Don't coddle me.

Posted by: Incredible edible at January 17, 2019 05:36 PM (aKsyK)

360 So two Scoops let the bus leave before he brought the hammer down huh?

That man can troll.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 17, 2019 05:36 PM (pLgt/)

361 No. An omelette should drape like fine sheets.

Not be all fucking bloated and puffy.

Posted by: garrett

You're thinking crepes.

Omelette is loaded down with meat and cheese. Working man's breakfast.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 05:32 PM (tHAoL)

All you omelette nerds need to check out CBD's food thread this weekend. You all will be straightened out.

Posted by: golfman at January 17, 2019 05:36 PM (GL/05)

362 The pissed off lib commenters at FOX over the congressional flight ban are a riot.
Posted by: Avenger

I would love to see what the military thinks about this.

Posted by: rickb223

Liberty Call!

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:36 PM (32YRo)

363 I will never shop fashionable totes with garret again. and never cover for him while doing it.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:37 PM (zy5Ai)

364 "She's a White b*tch, so she deserves it....."

Oh yeah, I've heard that sentiment about others, in person.

Posted by: Avenger at January 17, 2019 05:37 PM (70ScF)

365 Apparently she is furious..just absolutely furious.

*I am having way too much fun laughing at them*

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 05:36 PM (a0IVu)

I have been toying with a pass it to find out what's in it joke, but I can't make it work.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:37 PM (t6MX/)

366 Mmmm....salsa on scrambled eggs with crumbled sausage patties and fries taters.

Plus a side plate with biscuits doing the unspeakable with sausage gravy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 05:37 PM (pUDQf)

367 is my nic red in your guys boxes?

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (zy5Ai)

368 And in other news, Nancy Pelosi has put Ilhan Omar on the House Foreign Relations Committee.

Might as well put Debbie Washes-Her-Schlitz' Pakistani IT guys there.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (4DC4H)

369 Troll activity is way up, all around, and at an oddly intense level. I'm guessing the ShareBlue people are freaking out about the shutdown, and they've told their troll army to go full-court on press on all conservative sites.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (AzW6q)

They're pissed. They're non-essential personnel, on furlough and taking a big hit.

Posted by: golfman at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (GL/05)

370 Jackson Lee perfectly shows how there are no blue or red states. It's blue cities, red rural areas and purple suburbs.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (KRfQj)

371 I like a 2 egg omelette buried under 4 slices of crispy bacon.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (a0IVu)

372 368
is my nic red in your guys boxes?

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (zy5Ai)
Yes, dear.

Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (14URa)

373 hooking up with Alabama now, but without the pork.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (zy5Ai)

374 No. I am thinking of a proper omelette.

They are a thing of beauty when done right.

If Cuthbert wasn't here I might even mention the phrase 'mouth feel'.

But he's been battling curiousity lately and I don't want to push him over the edge.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:36 PM (AU1m0)

"Proper Omelette"? Omelettes are fluid man! Hater!

Posted by: Trannie Omelette at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (pLgt/)

375 Sorry willow.

We can still burn one down, but we'll be eating breakfast at seperate tables.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (AU1m0)

376 Good thing the n is not close to the d.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (t6MX/)

377 Nancy's busy trying to figure what she can do next to get back at Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (AllCR)

378 That's how the Fwench like their eggs!

Posted by: San Franpsycho

How'd he get into this conversation?

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (32YRo)

379 is my nic red in your guys boxes?
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (zy5Ai)

Yep. but links to a 404.

Posted by: golfman at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (GL/05)

380 368 is my nic red in your guys boxes?
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (zy5Ai

Red as a cold nose in winter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 05:39 PM (pUDQf)

381 Peaches , hmm, am I special or "special"?

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:39 PM (zy5Ai)

382 is my nic red in your guys boxes?

Posted by: willow

Yes, dear. You have a "!" in the URL box. Delete that and the red will go away.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 05:39 PM (fuK7c)

383 no really how does my nic turn red?

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:39 PM (zy5Ai)

384 am I special or "special"?
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:39 PM (zy5Ai)

You're better than special, you're awesome Willow

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:39 PM (xJa6I)

385 bander ok, I will check that out

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:39 PM (zy5Ai)

386 "Proper Omelette"? Omelettes are fluid man! Hater!
Posted by: Trannie Omelette at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (pLgt/)

Trannie omelette?

is that one made with fruit?

Posted by: Don Q at January 17, 2019 05:40 PM (NgKpN)

387 hence the !

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:40 PM (xJa6I)

388 345 two 12" pizzas might weigh less than a 16" pizza but they have more square inches of pizza.
Posted by: paleRider is a math nerd at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (eASYU)

African or European pizza?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

389 whew, back to plain willow. what a relief

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:40 PM (zy5Ai)

390 no really how does my nic turn red?
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:39 PM (zy5Ai)

You put stuff in the URL box.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 05:40 PM (0RhVK)

391 How'd he get into this conversation?

He clucked instead of cucked.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 05:40 PM (4DC4H)

392 IC gets it.

You can have all the bacons you want. On. The. Side.

But really good food is about getting the ratios right.

That's why Chicago Pizza sucks the sack hairs of a syphilitic donkey. They fucked up the ratio.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:40 PM (AU1m0)

393 I regularly eat 6 eggs sunny side up with bacon and 2 pieces of toast, if you flashed a $20 and dared me I could eat a dozen. When I was younger I would eat 2 Dominos medium pizzas for dinner. My roommates would watch and shake their heads

Posted by: Its just me at January 17, 2019 05:40 PM (rn+Vx)

394 There is a picture of Pelosi's luggage cart sitting outside her office!lol

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

395 I hereby demand that King Trump assert his Royal prerogative to smite this toxic feminist Sheila and the rest of her rapist enabling staff.

And deport Ben "Sister Titty" Shapiro and the rest of the cucktillion to whatever country or international waters will receive them immediately.

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 17, 2019 05:40 PM (wPRX+)

396 Now I want egg casserole. Might have to make one this weekend.

Posted by: paleRider is a math nerd at January 17, 2019 05:41 PM (eASYU)

397 374 hooking up with Alabama now, but without the pork.
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (zy5Ai)

I like steak and eggs too. We can adjust.

But, Pie for breakfast is non-negotiable.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 05:41 PM (pUDQf)

398 hugs bander, I felt like I was all out there, instead of the wall flower, warn me if that ever happens again.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:41 PM (zy5Ai)

399
I would love to see what the military thinks about this.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (tHAoL)

Probably lots of grinning when the brass isn't around.

Posted by: Avenger at January 17, 2019 05:41 PM (70ScF)

400 They're pissed. They're non-essential personnel, on furlough and taking a big hit.
Posted by: golfman at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (GL/05)

And they just can't admit to themselves that all the Demunists have to do is *fund border security like Trump insists* and they will not only get their work back and furloughs ended, but there will be *even more* Fed employees.

Never forget to repeat this. Never mind whether they are essential or not, THIS could be ended tomorrow if Smarmy Schumer and Pinko Peelousy were made to feel the heat.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 17, 2019 05:41 PM (ujg0T)

401 Jeepers I am craving breakfast now. thanks a lot.

*goes back to small dish of trail mix*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2019 05:41 PM (xPJvm)

402 Nancy's busy trying to figure what she can do next to get back at Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (AllCR)

If SNL was funny like in the 70's, skits would be written that would be epic. Alas no one over there knows anything about comedy.

Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2019 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

403 alaba quiche? is kinda pie-ish?

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:42 PM (zy5Ai)

404 Nazi Pelois is like Nazi Germany.

As 'Bomber' Harris said, "The Germans though they were going to bomb everyone and no one was going to bomb them."

Nancy thought she'd be able to smack Trump around and that he wouldn't swing back.

I hope she never learns...

...and that she dies in a fire, but that's a separate hope.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:42 PM (xJa6I)

405 The black women usually ain't no shrinking violets themselves. I knew a black guy who had been messing around with some other girl, his wife found out about it, and while he was in the shower she crept in quietly and slashed him in the back with a butcher knife. He jumped out screaming and ran out of the house and down the road stark naked, leaving a big trail of blood behind him. Took 70 some stitches to close him up.

And of course they made up and he didn't press no charges.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2019 05:42 PM (Kpl3J)

406 The State of the Union-tantrum is like the wiretapping. It's the Swamp saying:

"Who do you think you are? We didn't give you permission to be president! State of the Union speeches are for our presidents. This government is our property! Hey--that's my bus to the airport--come back!"

Tears of joy.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2019 05:42 PM (Ndje9)

407 Troll activity is way up, all around, and at an oddly intense level. I'm guessing the ShareBlue people are freaking out about the shutdown, and they've told their troll army to go full-court on press on all conservative sites.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 05:35 PM (AzW6q)

Yup, and NPCs already have their new script.

Posted by: Don Q at January 17, 2019 05:42 PM (NgKpN)

408 alabama even!

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:42 PM (zy5Ai)

409 365 "She's a White b*tch, so she deserves it....."

Oh yeah, I've heard that sentiment about others, in person.
Posted by: Avenger at January 17, 2019 05:37 PM (70ScF)

Good thing they can't be racist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 05:42 PM (plMK3)

410 Trump Returns CODEL Luggage To Pelosi's Office

And yes, there are pics. WZ.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 05:42 PM (t6MX/)

411 Breakfast pork chops. I could eat a dozen .

Posted by: Kanye joining the fun at January 17, 2019 05:42 PM (QviAd)

412 Willow . . . back in black. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 05:42 PM (14URa)

413 no really how does my nic turn red?
Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:39 PM (zy5Ai)

----------------

You must have something in the URL line under your nic and email.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 05:43 PM (ffYR/)

414 Steak and Eggs is the proper way to start your day.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:43 PM (AU1m0)

415 Nancy Pelosi is probably thinking of using one of those joy buzzers on Trump.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 05:43 PM (4DC4H)

416 "There is a picture of Pelosi's luggage cart sitting outside her office!lol"

Opportunity knocks, Nancy. Spend the night at the Oval Office, make a deal and be a heroine!

No touching!

Posted by: Avenger at January 17, 2019 05:43 PM (70ScF)

417 402 Jeepers I am craving breakfast now. thanks a lot.

*goes back to small dish of trail mix*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2019 05:41 PM (xPJvm)

I'm hungry now too.
*peeks in fridge*
*slams door in horror*
*scrambles for the flamethrower*

Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

418 is my nic red in your guys boxes?

As red as a possum's ass in huckleberry season.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2019 05:43 PM (dKbOt)

419 389 345 two 12" pizzas might weigh less than a 16" pizza but they have more square inches of pizza.
Posted by: paleRider is a math nerd at January 17, 2019 05:34 PM (eASYU)

African or European pizza?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

Are you suggesting pizza migrates?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 17, 2019 05:43 PM (xJa6I)

420 416 Nancy Pelosi is probably thinking of using one of those joy buzzers on Trump.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 05:43 PM (4DC4H)

I bet she wished she could taser him.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 05:44 PM (a0IVu)

421 >> two 12" pizzas might weigh less than a 16" pizza but they have more square inches of pizza.

Laden or Unladen?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:44 PM (AU1m0)

422 We can still burn one down, but we'll be eating breakfast at seperate tables.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:38 PM (AU1m0

garret , I would burn your house down. justsayin

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:44 PM (zy5Ai)

423 if you find yourself in SW Houston try the Mixto Omelette at Tepatitlan on the corner of Bellfort at BW8. Sausage, bacon and ham plus other stuff and two slices of bacon on the side.

Best I've found around here.

Posted by: DanMan at January 17, 2019 05:44 PM (XTiHL)

424 nood tranny

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 05:44 PM (a0IVu)

425
One egg = 60 calories. Considering I try to bring my daily calorie count in around 1,200 or 400 per meal, that means I can wolf down a crap ton of eggs. But I usually round the count up to that number with 2 eggs, onion, red pepper, some ham, some cheese, perhaps a slice of bacon.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 05:44 PM (jYje5)

426 It'd be cool if Pixy could program the blog to make willow's nic turn red whenever there's a nood.

Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 05:45 PM (786Ro)

427 >> nood tranny

Good.

We've gone through several clutches with all of these omelettes!

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 05:45 PM (AU1m0)

428 414
no really how does my nic turn red?

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:39 PM (zy5Ai)

Its called The Blood Nic. Only morons with special powers get it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 17, 2019 05:45 PM (pLgt/)

429 insomniac, just beware of stuff with fluffy greenish and white fluffy stuff on it.

Posted by: willow at January 17, 2019 05:45 PM (zy5Ai)

430 361 So two Scoops let the bus leave before he brought the hammer down huh?

That man can troll.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 17, 2019 05:36 PM (pLgt/)

Reminds me of the end of Die Hard 2, when the bad guys are all high-fiving each other as the plane takes off, until flames trail up the fuel trailing it behind the plane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 05:45 PM (plMK3)

431 nood tranny
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2019 05:44 PM (a0IVu)

Where?!?!

*fap fap fap*

Posted by: That Guy who may or may not be into Ladyboys at January 17, 2019 05:46 PM (0RhVK)

432
When I want my nic to turn red I tell it there's some toilet paper stuck to it's shoe.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 05:46 PM (TAmPV)

433 Glory to God King and Country! Long live King Trumpenkhamun!

Destroy the NPC scourge and drive them from the land!

Deus Vult!

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at January 17, 2019 05:47 PM (wPRX+)

434 What connection does O'Rourke have with the black caucus?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 04:36 PM

Well, his name is Beto Treyvon O'Rourke.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 05:50 PM (zmIJL)

435 39 Watch them destroy this woman's character.
Posted by: steevy

She worked for Sheila Jackson Lee. Presumably of her own free will. Even after seeing SJL in action up close and in person she left that job in an involuntary manner. I guess they can still destroy the leftist version of her character.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 17, 2019 05:50 PM (pLZFu)

436 Eff all of you. I'm havin' a three-egg scramble when I get home, with hash browns and maybe some cheese.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 17, 2019 05:50 PM (AM1GF)

437 Incredible how Pelosi has just barely gotten back into control and she's already doing one of these multi-million dollar flights just like she did a decade or so ago. Bitch gets off on sticking it to the taxpayers. It is to laugh that Dems think she's their savior and looking out for average Americans. Republicans finally figured out our guys are total shit. Democrats still believe in the bullshit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2019 05:51 PM (4ErVI)

438 Ya, I didn't realize I was so far behind the thread when I typed that.

Posted by: paleRider is a math nerd at January 17, 2019 05:52 PM (eASYU)

439 RFO was Poncheaux Villa's middle name...

Poncho Robert Francis O'Rourke Villa.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 06:05 PM (RuIsu)

440 And not a damn soul is shocked or surprised.

Posted by: Stephanie at January 17, 2019 10:40 PM (eLvFT)

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