Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (1/16/19)

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(Road To Nowhere)


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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. Samuel Butler


Quote II

More and more, anyone who tries to be funny online, or who dared try to be funny years ago, is brought down by one or all of these lynch-happy goons.

Someone has to stand up to the mob. Someone has to say, “You know what? I’m just going to go on being funny like nothing happened.” David Cole


Quote III

“Of course I saw the videos. I think with the beheadings, that’s execution. I’m from the United States, from Texas. They like to execute people, too. So I really don’t see any difference. They [ISIS] might do it off camera, but it’s the same.” Warren Christopher Clark

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OK, Really NSFW - Bill Burr on Louis CK


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The world's first robotic hotel has to go back to the drawing board.


Rise of the Machines™ The world’s first hotel “staffed by robots” has culled half of its steely eyed employees, because they’re rubbish and annoy the guests.

“Our hotel's advanced technologies, introduced with the aim of maximizing efficiency, also add to the fun and comfort of your stay,” the Henn na Hotel boasted on its website. It’s where multilingual female robots staff the reception desk. Guests are checked in using face recognition. Robot concierges carry your luggage. Robots cleaned and mixed drinks. A voice-activated robot doll is on hand at night while you sleep.

Or rather, it used to be


The ONT Musical Interlude


NSFW
I've No More F**ks To Give H/T Hank Curdmudgeon.

Catchy little tune.


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NSFW: Paul Joseph Watson


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Please pass the popcorn.

Hollywood is wanting to remake yet another movie. This time Cleopatra is their target. Yes, that Cleopatra movie. Only there is a problem. Screeching SJW harpies think that Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga (two potential contenders for the role) are …TOO WHITE.

A senior production source at Sony confirmed: “Cleopatra was known as the Queen of the Nile, and Elizabeth Taylor firmly established herself as Hollywood’s queen in the 1963 film version.

“There’s every reason to think that whoever gets to play her this time round is going to enjoy an equally lofty perch in the motion picture industry.”


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Afraid of the Religion of Peace Milo Yiannopoulos, seeks asylum in the USA.

In 2015, I wrote the column that secured my place in the pantheon of Right-wing hate figures: “I’m A Gay Man And Mass Muslim Immigration Terrifies Me.” Shortly afterwards, I left London, disturbed by the state of my capital city and hoping that with a megaphone in America I could sound the alarm about European Islamization. But the cancer has further metastasized. Although I have since married an American citizen, and am therefore eligible for a green card, I am applying for asylum in the United States. It’s the only way to be sure I never have to return to a country with so many citizens eager to see me imprisoned or dead.

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Instead of calling the police he should have called the Better Business Bureau. Genius Award Winner.

A 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his home, cops report.

The septuagenarian, who lives in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb, dialed 911 on January 3 to report a robbery.

The john, identified in a police report as William Batts, said that while the hookers “did perform some sexual services,” the duo “failed to meet [his] expectations.” Thankfully, police did not further describe the elderly man’s carnal desires.


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When one says North Dakota, what do you think of? Do you think of Red Flag Laws? Even North Dakota is not immune from gun grabbers.

There are problems with that, though. Those are problems that the National Rifle Association (NRA) brought up regarding a proposal for a red flag law in North Dakota.

“Nobody wants dangerous people to have access to firearms which is why the NRA supports risk protection orders that respects the due process of rights and ensures those found mentally ill receive the care they need. Most of the red flag laws passed last year, unfortunately, do none of that,” according to National Rifle Association’s Catherine Mortensen.

“Not only do they fail to provide any sort of mental health treatment but they allow the state to deny law-abiding gun owners their due process of rights. If the state can deny due process to these law-abiding residents then what’s to stop them from denying any right to any group of people?”


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Do you experience back pain? Do not inject semen into your body.

In a new case study, Irish doctors report the baffling case of a 33-year-old man who injected his own semen intravenously for a year and a half, a self-developed “cure” intended to treat his chronic back pain. It does not appear to have worked.

After reportedly injecting semen into his arm every month for 18 months, the man finally sought medical attention—but not for his arm. The patient instead complained of “severe, sudden onset lower pack pain,” having lifted a “heavy steel object” three days beforehand. During his checkup, the doctor found a patch of red swelling on his right forearm, after which the man admitted he’d been injecting himself with his own semen using a hypodermic needle he purchased online.

This time around, he had injected three “doses” of semen, entering both his blood vessels and his muscles.


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I'm so happy that I'm 29 years old and married.

In December of last year, Nikole P. Tucker claimed a man raped her in her dorm room at the State University of New York and as feminists repeat endlessly, women just don’t lie about that sort of thing so he must be guilty! Of course, Nikole P. Tucker must be the exception to that rule because…

A college student claimed she was forcibly raped by a man and reported him to police. Now she’s been arrested for filing a false accusation.

During the investigation, police discovered text messages between the 20-year-old Tucker and the man she accused, which proved the sexual encounter had been entirely consensual.

“The two had met through an online dating website, and he is not a student at the college. Tucker admitted she made a false report when confronted with evidence that belied her claims, authorities said,” according to a local report from the Post Star.

Police told the Post Star that Tucker “became upset with the man” after their consensual encounter and made up the rape claim.


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A boy. A puppy. And they are reunited in Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

An 8-year-old North Carolina boy who received a devastating and unexpected diagnosis of glioblastoma while visiting family in Utah over the holidays has now been reunited with his beloved dog thanks to the kindness of a complete stranger.

Perryn Miller and his family are from North Carolina but were in Utah for Christmas. During their trip, the boy was informed he was suffering from Stage 4 glioblastoma multiforme — an aggressive, cancerous tumor often found in the brain or spine — after a severe headache landed him in a local hospital. At the time, Perryn was told the tumor found in his brain required immediate surgery. He is now recovering, and the Miller family, whose home was destroyed during Hurricane Florence and has not yet been repaired, plans to stay in the Beehive State while Perryn undergoes additional treatment.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Week In Review.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Abaft, ſodomites!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 09:57 PM (CLcKT)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2019 09:57 PM (x98e1)

3 You beat 'em

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (aKsyK)

4 I love all of you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (l9m7l)

5 Hah!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (CLcKT)

6 too

Posted by: Average Prophet of Woe at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (a4aav)

7 Not foist!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (miE9U)

8 There's a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
And it's all right, baby it's all right

Good evening `rons

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (ykYG2)

9 9?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 09:58 PM (Z4rgH)

10 Top ten?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (t6MX/)

11 Great pic MisHum - thanks!

Arizona?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (9rIkM)

12 https://youtu.be/LQiOA7euaYA

Music to your pic above

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (WNAuL)

13 That top pic? Very phallic. I may be triggered or something.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (Z4rgH)

14 ONT!

Posted by: tbodie at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (Z+JNA)

15 Oh that first picture!! Now I want to go to Arizona. That sort of looks like Ft. McDowell. If I could hug saquaro cactus I would. I spent hours just driving around our last trip out there. I love the desert.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

16 Is Bill Burr the new Attorney General?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 10:00 PM (aKsyK)

17 That's not a road to nowhere. It's a road to where it's at.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2019 10:00 PM (T71PA)

18 Wonder if Bill Burr is related to Aaron.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:00 PM (miE9U)

19 I just put some Biofreeze (industrial Icy Hot) on my cramped back. I can confidently say I never considered semen injections.*

Thanks for the ONT.

*stuff I never thought I would type, part 537.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (r/WuD)

20 And next time I'll click the link for the picture.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (WNAuL)

21 Wassup?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (DjIXP)

22 Replaced the thermal sensor on the dryer, so clean clothes.

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (LPnfS)

23 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (JFzNN)

24 Are those the Joshua Trees that were cut down to make the road during the government shutdown; the ones in the top picture?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 10:02 PM (kJWoP)

25 19 I just put some Biofreeze (industrial Icy Hot) on my cramped back. I can confidently say I never considered semen injections.*

Thanks for the ONT.

*stuff I never thought I would type, part 537.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (r/WuD)

I've had back issues most of my 29 years.
And I never thought of semen injections either. Guess we don't think outside of the box often.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

26 Arizona?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (9rIk

Yep. It's the only place the saguaro cactus grows.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

27 Good evening all.

Slainte!

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 16, 2019 10:03 PM (MkcN1)

28 20 And next time I'll click the link for the picture.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 10:01 PM (WNAuL)

I was curious about your first comment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

29 Aetius, back in 2012 when I had my herniated disk, I tried Biofreeze. Did nothing, unfortunately. I needed the surgery.

But when I had my one major flare-up in, I believe, 2016 (right when Prince died, I recall), I tried something called St John's Wort liniment. It actually worked wonders for 24 hours.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:03 PM (miE9U)

30 Hat tip to the 79 year old for ordering up two prostitutes. Talk about ambition!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 10:05 PM (QLvwG)

31 Four Corners is the bestest. Bacon and eggs at 0600. Be there or be square.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 10:05 PM (zLDYs)

32 There is evidence that penile injection of semen is helpful in reducing depression in women.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2019 10:05 PM (DMUuz)

33 First!

I like the top picture, MisHum. Looks like Arizona, a nice warm travel destination this time of year.

Thanks for another fabulous ONT!

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (/Z/Su)

34 The article on the Japanese robot hotel doesn't mention that the name of the hotel "Henn-na" means "Weird" or "Strange" in Japanese?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (DjIXP)

35 Duncanthrax, but *whose* semen?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (miE9U)

36 Great content, MisHum.

Now off to bed. Got the crud and need to call it a night.

Posted by: tbodie at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (Z+JNA)

37 Hat tip to the 79 year old for ordering up two prostitutes. Talk about ambition!

They offered him super sex, but they didn't know how to open the Campbell's can ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (LPnfS)

38 "A 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his home, cops report.

The septuagenarian, who lives in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb, dialed 911 on January 3 to report a robbery."

Fuck yeah, man! 216 represent.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (icI8A)

39 Hat tip to the 79 year old for ordering up two prostitutes. Talk about ambition!


Posted by: Count de Monet----
They'd better had given him the senior discount!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (9rIkM)

40
The article on the Japanese robot hotel doesn't mention that the name of the hotel "Henn-na" means "Weird" or "Strange" in Japanese?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert


How about a Henn-na rinse?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (aKsyK)

41 There is evidence that penile injection of semen is helpful in reducing depression in women.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2019 10:05 PM (DMUuz)

I think more research needs to be done on the subject.

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (/Z/Su)

42 "Hat tip to the 79 year old for ordering up two prostitutes. Talk about ambition!"

It was kind-of / sort-of a plot point in Eastwood's The Mule

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (ykYG2)

43
Do not inject ...

I thought that was stem cell research? Isn't that what they do? Inject stem cells? Thinking outside the box, obviously, that is how medical breakthroughs happen.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (kJWoP)

44 33 First!

I like the top picture, MisHum. Looks like Arizona, a nice warm travel destination this time of year.

Thanks for another fabulous ONT!
Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 10:06 PM (/Z/Su)


You're welcome and thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

45 I've seen workspaces like that. It's one of the reasons I don't do PC support anymore.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (UdKB7)

46 It would have been truly horrifying if the semen injector had discovered the secret to eternal youth.*

*Things I never thought I'd type #538

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (r/WuD)

47 Popped up from somewhere today for me:

Miss teen Poland swimsuit competition desfile del traje de baño 妙龄小姐波兰泳装竞争 47

https://youtu.be/lbsIEXFAx1M

These girls are far too young for me, but I presume there may be younger fellers on here who could appreciate this clip.

Posted by: mindful webworker - because I'm a giver at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (7GQxk)

48 Of course I saw the videos. I think with the beheadings, that's execution. I'm from the United States, from Texas. They like to execute people, too. So I really don't see any difference. They,ISIS, might do it off camera, but it's the same." Warren Christopher Clark

Geez. No difference between a person who raped and murdered a woman going through a trial by jury and 20 years of appeals, and a group of extremists whacking someone's head off because he holds the wrong views?

Warren Christopher Clark is a piece of crap.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

49 For a second I thought Warren Christopher Clark was the eHarmony guy, LOL. Isn't his name something like that as well?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (gpinW)

50 Prepare the deplatform for the final match

Bloodsport 2

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (86E7L)

51 Police told the Post Star that Tucker 'became upset with the man' after their consensual encounter and made up the rape claim.



Always under promise and over deliver.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (QLvwG)

52 I know I've said this before and I will continue to say it. The AoS Horde is the greatest community on earth.

If Hollywood ever decides that, yes, I am the genius they need to save them, and they need to pay a lot of money to hire me, the first thing I am going to do is hire Calm Mentor as a publicity guy. His job: convince the world I am not a psychopath. Spoiler alert: this is not going to be an easy assignment, but, having untold wealth, there are resources.
I love each and every one of you folks, and if I am ever in a position t help, I will be there.
Spoiler alert: sorry.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (l9m7l)

53 The inside of that guy's computer is probably covered with a hairy tarry goo. Nasty.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (UdKB7)

54 Willowed:

373 It's nice of the troll's halfway house to give him a sort of work release for his fight with YD.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 09:57 PM (icI8A)

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Oh, I have no intention to fight. In fact I made assiduously sure not to make a single threat against the fine gentleman (though he made many against me).

Just to arrange a meeting, which I'm positive will be concluded peacefully and professionally.

But, on the off chance it isn't: I didn't make a single threat, or ask for a fight. Any injuries incurred will be his fault.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (MOwG6)

55 Great pic MisHum - thanks!

Arizona?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (9rIkM)


Nope, my HQ posting station.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (t+qrx)

56 41 There is evidence that penile injection of semen is helpful in reducing depression in women.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I think more research needs to be done on the subject.
Posted by: ALH
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Just the tip ma'am, just the tip.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (+ldAm)

57 We're a blue collar steel town at heart. We respect hard work. And damnit when we pay a couple of prostitutes half a stack to do some freaky shit, we expect them to put their nose to the grindstone, so to speak, and do it!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (icI8A)

58 A road to nowhere? I don't see any urban sprawl or people, which sounds like heaven to me.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (auIRg)

59 Oprah should be cast as Cleopatra. Brown, fat, and clueless. Do I need to denounce myself?

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 16, 2019 10:10 PM (w1Q8n)

60 From lastthread, Hey Mom was the recurring skit...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Opq8YCkFV9s

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:10 PM (PUmDY)

61 willowed: America 1963 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5cXss5cPg

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:10 PM (ePWRo)

62 Okay, twenty Quataloos in the pot in the Guess the Moron Pool for that bottom pic.

That's gotta be Slapweasel's desk, while he's waiting to nail 1st on another ONT.


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2019 10:10 PM (QzJWU)

63 "The Week in Review" reminds me of my desk after I've cleaned it up.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:11 PM (WEBkv)

64 re: Polish girls


They all need to gain about 15 lbs. Jezuz.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 10:11 PM (gpinW)

65 Wow, top 6,000 on the ONT! Got to buy a lottery tickect tomorrow.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 16, 2019 10:12 PM (w1Q8n)

66 Nancy Pelosi is way overdue for her comeuppance.

You don't pull on Superman's cape.

Posted by: ALH at January 16, 2019 10:12 PM (/Z/Su)

67 What's on the monitor in that bottom picture? Looks like some type of audio processing software, like you would see in a recording studio, which explains a lot, but where are the drugs and prescription pill bottles?

Newports? Must be a jazz band.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 10:12 PM (kJWoP)

68 59 Oprah should be cast as Cleopatra. Brown, fat, and clueless. Do I need to denounce myself?
Posted by: colfax mingo



Cast her as one of the pyramids.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 10:12 PM (WNAuL)

69 Night, y'all!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (6qErC)

70 re: Polish girls





They all need to gain about 15 lbs. Jezuz.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 10:11 PM (gpinW)

25. The first 15 will go right to their bewbs. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (QLvwG)

71 Semen injections.

Wow.

Okay, I think I'll go kill myself now. I'm calling it.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)

72 MisHum: you need to clean up your desk! I recommend the Marie Kondo method!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

73 Newports? Must be a jazz band.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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Ok, I admit it, I snorted.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (9rIkM)

74 Night anon a mouse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (r/WuD)

75 "There's every reason to think that whoever gets to play her this time round is going to enjoy an equally lofty perch in the motion picture industry."

I'll take that bet.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (bm2af)

76 Cleopatra was Greek.



Marc Antony and Caesar were Romans.

Hollywood is full of idiots.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (NXsWM)

77 What I don't understand is why so many "comedians" and media people think "Fuck" is such a great word to throw around. I mean, don't get me wrong, what the word stands for is great, but use of it just reveals the low-life nature of the person using it.

Posted by: Bob Smith at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (wJLfR)

78 If Hollywood ever decides that, yes, I am the genius they need to save them, and they need to pay a lot of money to hire me, the first thing I am going to do is hire Calm Mentor as a publicity guy. His job: convince the world I am not a psychopath. Spoiler alert: this is not going to be an easy assignment, but, having untold wealth, there are resources.
I love each and every one of you folks, and if I am ever in a position t help, I will be there.
Spoiler alert: sorry.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:09 PM (l9m7l)

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Thank you for confirming that which I only suspected until just now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (ffYR/)

79 YD: Don't worry, if anything goes down, I have confidence as an MOT you'll have the better legal representation.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (icI8A)

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59 Oprah should be cast as Cleopatra. Brown, fat, and clueless. Do I need to denounce myself?

Posted by: colfax mingo




Cast her as one of the pyramids.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 10:12 PM (WNAuL)


Brian Dennehy can play the Nile. In flood stage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (QLvwG)

81 MisHum, you PROMISED you wouldn't post that pic of my desk at home!!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (miE9U)

82 "A voice-activated robot doll is on hand at night while you sleep."

What? How is this 'fun' or 'comforting'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (r/WuD)

83 71 Semen injections.

Wow.

Okay, I think I'll go kill myself now. I'm calling it.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)
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Which do you think is worse? The injection or collecting the semen for the injection?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:14 PM (WEBkv)

84 I read a study that said smart people swear more than dumb people. Probably written by a fucking smart guy. Am I right?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 10:15 PM (gpinW)

85 Talking Heads Road to Nowhere

Ah, the good old days of simplistic special effects for the fun of them music videos.

Of course, I don't remember those days. I was busy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but they're all grown up now at January 16, 2019 10:15 PM (7GQxk)

86 Oh, and for the record, Cleopatra was of Greco-Macedonian descent, not African, so the "she needs to be a person of color!!!" screeching doesn't even make historical sense here.

Okay, now off to go jump off a bridge.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2019 10:15 PM (2PXwn)

87 From a handheld....Yeah me!

So Jan is denying the venue of the floor of the house. But the president is constitutionally obligated to make a sotu.



I propose that PDT make an oval office invite to the house and Senate majority and minority leaders. He makes a televised sotu in the Oval Office with himself and the four other leaders.



Enjoy the shit sandwhich nan and chuck. You did not really think this one through didja?

Posted by: Cuthbet the Witless at January 16, 2019 10:16 PM (9dzlp)

88 Which do you think is worse? The injection or collecting the semen for the injection?

Posted by: Blake
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Ahem.

Posted by: Select Sires at January 16, 2019 10:16 PM (9rIkM)

89 Anjelina Jolie is too white to play Cleopatra? IIRC, Cleopatra was a Ptolemy, Greek.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2019 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

90 Anyone know what the software is in the desk pic? Looks like audio editing.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (icI8A)

91 Broseidon, probably Pro Tools

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (miE9U)

92 83 Which do you think is worse? The injection or collecting the semen for the injection?


The story was in the daily-mail. He was using his own.

IIRC, the story also had the word "china" in it, which most of the daily-mail's most "interesting" stories do. I just look for "china" and if it's there, I move on.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (vWMNq)

93 I am OK with a darkie doing the Cleopatra role, just as long as she has a good rack and doesn't mind showing it/them. C'mon. Was Liz Taylor that great?

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (3HNOQ)

94 No one tell them Cleopatra was Greek.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (JcXHH)

95 Semen injections are, in my world, a rather private matter. Me and wife, ram and ewes, rooster and hens. Beyond that I don't want to know about it. I assume there are many millions of said injections, but I don't want to know about. I am oldfashioned and a prude.

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 16, 2019 10:18 PM (w1Q8n)

96 90 Anyone know what the software is in the desk pic? Looks like audio editing.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (icI8A)
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People should be more interested in the make and model of monitor. Any device that can survive that much smoke and ash has got to be almost bullet proof.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:18 PM (WEBkv)

97 Greek, but swarthy.

Posted by: Zombie Cleopatra at January 16, 2019 10:18 PM (jGvbj)

98
And all this time I thought Cleopatra was Egyptian.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2019 10:18 PM (kJWoP)

99 Blake, it's a Dell monitor.

Meanwhile my trusty Acer monitor is still going strong after almost 10 years...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:19 PM (miE9U)

100 100

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2019 10:19 PM (7ZQe3)

101 Hey Mon, I am being very lazy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:19 PM (PUmDY)

102 Heh, better than a first

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (7ZQe3)

103 I don't want to know what's in the bottles to the left of the computer screen, do I?

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (XKZwp)

104 No one tell them Cleopatra was Greek.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2019 10:17 PM (JcXHH)

She was a homo?

Posted by: Rev Al at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (9gHOW)

105 Meanwhile my trusty Acer monitor is still going strong after almost 10 years...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:19 PM (miE9U)
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Yeah, those prehistoric monitors were rather well built.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (WEBkv)

106 95 I am oldfashioned and a prude.

And yet: "Me and wife, ram and ewes, rooster and hens."



Posted by: Off the reservation at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (vWMNq)

107 People should be more interested in the make and
model of monitor. Any device that can survive that much smoke and ash
has got to be almost bullet proof.

Posted by: Blake
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He could have used an old IBM 3270. Installed them in the melt shop in steel mills. Damn near indestructible. 'Course, only had green text but still.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (9rIkM)

108 72 MisHum: you need to clean up your desk! I recommend the Marie Kondo method!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

I'm thinking that Marie would use a half gallon of gas and a book of matches

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

109 Blake, it remembers when W was president

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:21 PM (miE9U)

110 Wow, awesome content! But, how do you get a pic of my desk?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

111 I think the Cleopatrae / Ptolemies had quit fucking each other a few generations before Cleo VII was born. So that Cleo was probably not pure Macedonian.

But the family would not have been marrying out to Nubians; they would have married out to high-caste Copts. Who weren`t black either. In the slightest.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)

112 103 I don't want to know what's in the bottles to the left of the computer screen, do I?
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (XKZwp)

Do you think Ace lets us have restroom breaks?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

113 Do you think Ace lets us have restroom breaks?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
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heh.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:22 PM (WEBkv)

114

I'm thinking that Marie would use a half gallon of gas and a book of matches
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)


I think seeing that desk might make her frown for the first time in her life.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

115 Wow, Psychotroll is bored tonight and still emailing me. Must be something in the water in east Tennessee.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (ffYR/)

116 Seriously, we should all send in pics of the desks/computer setups/monitors we use to check in here. Then MisHum can choose one to post every Wednesday ONT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)

117 That's a whole lotta menthols.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

118 I lurk therefore I am.

Posted by: Know Nick at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (z+Wdl)

119 Calm Mentor, save every email.

The more he posts, the more time he'll do in the pokey and the more you'll get in the civil harassment suit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (miE9U)

120 Never met a Polish girl who wasn't happy.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (ePWRo)

121 115 Wow, Psychotroll is bored tonight and still emailing me. Must be something in the water in east Tennessee.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe



Used heroin needles?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (WNAuL)

122 Welcome to the United States, Milo. We may not always agree, and we may not even be polite with each other, but at least we have a right to free speech and sometimes we're even allowed to defend ourselves.

For now.

Posted by: Gork at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (VmQ66)

123 103 I don't want to know what's in the bottles to the left of the computer screen, do I?
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (XKZwp)
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Great, thanks for pointing that out, 'cause I just had to go and look..uggh.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (WEBkv)

124 Milo's article was a very eloquent takedown of islamism. Recommended.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2019 10:25 PM (EZebt)

125 It wouldn't surprise me if that's the desk of Bob from the NSA.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2019 10:25 PM (jGvbj)

126 Polish girls are great, but
Polish polishes are appalling.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:25 PM (miE9U)

127 @111 But the family would not have been marrying out to Nubians;
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If they had been mixing in some Nubian skin tones, then chances are that Julius and Mar Antony wouldn't have been lusting after her as badly as they did. The Romans were a bit more egalitarian than a lot of countries back then (that whole "anyone can be a citizen if you earn it" thing), but they were still a lot more racist than we are.

Posted by: junior at January 16, 2019 10:25 PM (Fp6vo)

128 David Byrne's Lazy is awesome.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0K3HlGRGEcQ

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:25 PM (PUmDY)

129 Byrne is still working. I gotta respect that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2)

130 @78 - You're welcome?

Not sure what is what.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (l9m7l)

131 51 Police told the Post Star that Tucker 'became upset with the man' after their consensual encounter and made up the rape claim.

Fortunately for her victim, the case was handled by police and not a university kangaroo court of womens studies professors.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

132 The road to nowhere
Leads to me

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

133 124
Milo's article was a very eloquent takedown of islamism. Recommended.


Gay marriage entitles him to a green card ... my how times have changed.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (vWMNq)

134 Calm Mentor, save every email.

The more he posts, the more time he'll do in the pokey and the more you'll get in the civil harassment suit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:24 PM (miE9U)

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Oh, I am. I forwarded the first one to a friend who iscformer NSA, and is scary smart with anything computer/web related. Psychotroll may very soon have to buy new devices if I push that particular go button.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (ffYR/)

135 Another good thing about the movie The Great Escape, the Director of Photography is named Fapp.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (4DC4H)

136 A 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his home, cops report.

The septuagenarian, who lives in South Euclid, a Cleveland suburb, dialed 911 on January 3 to report a robbery.

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Well, at least someone got some on my birthday...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2019 10:28 PM (8g9zh)

137 Man I've been on plenty of roads like teh one above here in AZ just to find an undiscovered hike. Stunning landscape. But don't break down. You'll die.

Posted by: Tatu at January 16, 2019 10:28 PM (pLgt/)

138 One of the nastiest service calls I made long ago was to a day traders' house and he had a desk like that but he also had birds and bird shit all over the house. Those fucking bird would climb on everything and everybody. Everything was full of bird feathers and dust and tar and it was just nasty.

The best part about it was the guy was also the county coroner. Smoked cigars all day long.

Posted by: freaked at January 16, 2019 10:28 PM (UdKB7)

139 Wow, Psychotroll is bored tonight and still emailing me. Must be something in the water in east Tennessee.

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The more he posts, the more time he'll do in the pokey and the more you'll get in the civil harassment suit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16

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This. Save them all. And, if he has the integrity to meet me as arranged, I'll put a stop to the senseless torment of decent by the eloquence of my argument.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 10:28 PM (MOwG6)

140 Watson Incel vid: All this and more

Gillette ad gets the sharp wit of Julie Borowski, the Conservative Twins, Mark Dice, Paul Joseph Watson, Brandon Tatum, the Amazing Lucas, Ozzy NSFW Man, and the more serious reports from the Daily Wire, Rebel Media, and that pretty blond on OAN.

2nd of 2 playlists - "Razor Cuts" - on - well, click the nic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - strokes beard thoughtfully at January 16, 2019 10:28 PM (7GQxk)

141 The yogurt containers seem a bit out of place on that desk. An empty gin bottle or two and empty packets of pork rinds would be more realistic.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

142 128
David Byrne's Lazy is awesome.



Only available to music premium members ... you paid for that?

Since I'm not a member. Is it reminiscent of Deep Purple's Lazy or is it all his own?


Posted by: Off the reservation at January 16, 2019 10:29 PM (vWMNq)

143 Damn. Tatu.

Posted by: Tatu at January 16, 2019 10:29 PM (pLgt/)

144 It was kind-of / sort-of a plot point in Eastwood's The Mule

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:07 PM (ykYG2


Two Sisters for Brother Mule.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 16, 2019 10:29 PM (n0W4B)

145 Pulling this over from the previous thread...


Homey was SNL, wasn't he ?
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (bUjCl)

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Homey don't play that!


Damon Wayans was Homey on In Living Color.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2019 10:29 PM (8g9zh)

146 Oh, I am. I forwarded the first one to a friend who iscformer NSA, and is scary smart with anything computer/web related. Psychotroll may very soon have to buy new devices if I push that particular go button.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:27 PM (ffYR/)
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*thinks about turning Calm Mentor's email address over to Amway. Decides no one needs that kind of harassment.*

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:30 PM (WEBkv)

147 Byrne's last tour was great, it was lol wireless.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:30 PM (PUmDY)

148 Calm Mentor, good!
Yud, thanks

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:30 PM (miE9U)

149 Chelou https://youtu.be/5Yz2t1QeIHQ

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:30 PM (ykYG2)

150 >>>A boy. A puppy. And they are reunited in Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

I don't mean to be an a-hole. It's great that he was given the one comfort of his dog given what he was going through. The people who drove him there did a wonderful deed. But I find it depressing. Psychological condition can influence health - maybe the dog will help him recover. But until he does, I can't feel good about it. We have all this technology that can change genes and cultivate bacteriophage viruses that destroy harmful bacteria. But we still cannot destroy these cells.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (/qEW2)

151 Double Tatu sock fail. Pathetic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (pLgt/)

152 Man I've been on plenty of roads like teh one above
here in AZ just to find an undiscovered hike. Stunning landscape. But
don't break down. You'll die.

Posted by: Tatu
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Or take a rental (compact sedan) on those *roads*. They'll get hung up in the wheel ruts.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (9rIkM)

153 The bottom pic reminds me of working in Silicon Valley in the 80s. Except it wasn't Newports and Red Bull. The developers lived on Coke and weed.

The boss would put up a big tent in the back parking lot on Fridays, and did a BBQ so they would get at least one decent meal a week.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (EZebt)

154 What happens when you mash together music videos by a techno J-Pop group named Perfume set to the song "The Hustle."

https://youtu.be/frCnHr1CmDg

If you want to reboot Charlie's Angels, I suggest these ladies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2019 10:32 PM (4DC4H)

155 Tonypete, if/when I visit Death Valley, I'm thinking of bringing along a satellite phone. Can't be too careful...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:32 PM (miE9U)

156 Is that Aces desk? Gainzzzzzz!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 10:32 PM (pLgt/)

157 He could have used an old IBM 3270. Installed them in the melt shop in steel mills. Damn near indestructible. 'Course, only had green text but still.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:20 PM (9rIkM)

Those things were awesome. I remember there was a Star Trek game on the ibm4381/jes 3.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:33 PM (Rz2Nc)

158 Or take a rental (compact sedan) on those *roads*. They'll get hung up in the wheel ruts.

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (9rIkM)

Good times Tony!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (pLgt/)

159 Semen is so versatile.

There's lots you can do with it!

Posted by: SHEP at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (MAstk)

160 Tatu put out some decent tracks in the 2000s.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (ykYG2)

161 111 I think the Cleopatrae / Ptolemies had quit fucking each other a few generations before Cleo VII was born. So that Cleo was probably not pure Macedonian.

I thought they were still marrying their siblings at the time of Cleo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

162 Paul Joseph Watson has great videos.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

163 All, not lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:34 PM (PUmDY)

164 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 10:31 PM (/qEW2)


Life sucks.
Once in awhile a little ray of sunshine is a good thing


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

165 Cosmic, I think Bob at the NSA is trying to autocucumber us to death

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)

166 Tatu put out some decent tracks in the 2000s.

Once I got off that damn island I was able to pursue my dream ...

Posted by: a small person at January 16, 2019 10:36 PM (5qMRB)

167 Just finished and passed my Tang Soo Do gup test for 5th Gup (green belt with a stripe) tonight. My 29 year olde ass is dragging. Pro tip, try to avoid getting your ass handed to you by the 15 year old girl next time you get assigned a free sparing partner.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (8ZeGS)

168 Seriously, we should all send in pics of the desks/computer setups/monitors we use to check in here. Then MisHum can choose one to post every Wednesday ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)

That would be cool. I'm usually just on the iPad these days, but my desk is an old woodworking bench with a couple of vices and tool tray.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

169 I'm from the United States, from Texas. They like to execute people, too.


He's a lying sob, he's not a Texan.
Read that sentence.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (ePWRo)

170 I had a VW convertible I took on roads much worse than that with my crazy cousin in NM in teh 80's. We'd see a side road and off we'd go. He'd stand up in tthe passenger seat to look for bad spots. I'm surprised our bones aren't out in the desert. No cellphones then.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (pLgt/)

171 If Mazzy Star and Chris Isaak had a kid - youtu.be/p50k_kklM7g

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:38 PM (ykYG2)

172 Lady Gaga as Cleopatra?!?
It's not the race that's a problem there --- Italian/Greek/generic Mediterranean. No big diff.

But, traditionally at least, you want a beauty with presence.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 10:39 PM (Rxduq)

173 I usually get injected with semen.

But without needles!

Posted by: SHEP at January 16, 2019 10:39 PM (MAstk)

174 Wow, Psychotroll is bored tonight and still emailing me. Must be something in the water in east Tennessee.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (ffYR/)

Sorry that's happening to you. If there are threats and such turning it over to its ISP could get the household to loose internet service. It's mom and dad will not be happy.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:39 PM (Rz2Nc)

175 AlL!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:39 PM (PUmDY)

176 The yogurt containers seem a bit out of place on that desk. An empty gin bottle or two and empty packets of pork rinds would be more realistic.

Where are the empty Valu-Rite liquor bottles?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 16, 2019 10:41 PM (lD3vL)

177 172 Lady Gaga as Cleopatra?!?
It's not the race that's a problem there --- Italian/Greek/generic Mediterranean. No big diff.

But, traditionally at least, you want a beauty with presence.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 10:39 PM (Rxduq)


Sarah Jessica Parker to pull the chariot?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:41 PM (aA3+G)

178 Seriously, we should all send in pics of the desks/computer setups/monitors we use to check in here. Then MisHum can choose one to post every Wednesday ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I've linked to it before: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7b2wwle

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (/dN1M)

179 At FB, pic of a teen with his science project: "How much sawdust can you put into a rice krispy square before people notice?"

I commented, it was better than my paper, which was "How much air can you force into a hamster through its mouth with a bicycle pump before it explodes?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (miE9U)

180 How did troll get your email?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (PUmDY)

181 Last pic:

My brother's workstation.

Except the cigs would be Winstons.

Replace the yogurt cups with pizza boxes.

No bottled water, just liter Doctor Pepper bottles.

And, anyway, an utter computer Luddite, so, no tech.

Other than that, nailed it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - cover with mildew and age well at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (7GQxk)

182 Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (ePWRo)
No Texan wouldn't say they are from Untied States(or anywhere else) before Texas.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)

183 A dark haired Bulgarian actress would be able to give us a Cleo VII

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:43 PM (ykYG2)

184 One thing I find depressing about the Gilette ads?

I haven't seen the new Gilette ads. I'm sure that they've been linked, but I have no desire to watch them. The Gilette ad that I *have* seen a lot of recently was about a dad raising his two sons right. And because of the influence of that dad, only having one hand wasn't enough to stop one of those sons from becoming a professional football player.

So I'm seeing that ad, and thinking that it's a pretty cool ad. And then I start hearing that they're pulling stupid nonsense in another new ad.

Posted by: junior at January 16, 2019 10:43 PM (Fp6vo)

185 Cleopatra. Cast Jennifer Aniston. Greek. Big boobs, small butt.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 16, 2019 10:43 PM (n0W4B)

186 Mike, looks like you're owned by a cat

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:43 PM (miE9U)

187 I'm onto an Evan Williams in loving memory of my Faye.

Cheers!

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 10:44 PM (MkcN1)

188 168 Seriously, we should all send in pics of the desks/computer setups/monitors we use to check in here. Then MisHum can choose one to post every Wednesday ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)

That would be cool. I'm usually just on the iPad these days, but my desk is an old woodworking bench with a couple of vices and tool tray.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

42 Inch TV used as my monitor... sitting on my PS4 sitting on an old desk.


Drink, coffee cup, some paperwork... a couple of bills... glasses... a mess... LOL.

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2019 10:44 PM (NgKpN)

189 If Mazzy Star and Chris Isaak had a kid - youtu.be/p50k_kklM7g
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:38 PM (ykYG2)


Hey, that's pretty good. It reminds me a bit of early (up to ~2000) Hooverphonic. Doesn't sound exactly the same, but it feels the same.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

190 I had a VW convertible I took on roads much worse than that with my crazy cousin in NM in teh 80's. We'd see a side road and off we'd go. He'd stand up in tthe passenger seat to look for bad spots. I'm surprised our bones aren't out in the desert. No cellphones then.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (pLgt/)


Those old VeeDubs were great off-roaders, they were good in snow too.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (T71PA)

191 Osamu Tezuka's Cleopatra: Queen of Sex

https://youtu.be/qlCUrWEcLIA

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (4DC4H)

192 I commented, it was better than my paper, which was "How much air can you force into a hamster through its mouth with a bicycle pump before it explodes?"
Posted by: qdpsteve
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This is the absolute truth. I know a couple of guys who's high school science project was getting hamsters to breathe underwater.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (/dN1M)

193 Hilton Perez was on the Adam Carolla podcast and called Milo a "right wing terrorist". Adam was like WTF, why would you call him that? To which Perez said because he incited violence against someone on twitter. To which Adam said, yeah but nobody actually got hurt. To which Perez said, yeah but it was virtual violence.

This is the fucking mentality we're dealing with. He is a terrorist because he virtually caused someone (Leslie Jones) make believe violence on twitter.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (gpinW)

194 Cleopatra. Cast Jennifer Aniston. Greek. Big boobs, small butt.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 16, 2019 10:43 PM (n0W4B)

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Now THAT I would spend money on. I know she's had some work done, but she gets better with age so far.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:45 PM (ffYR/)

195 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (/dN1M)


Bummer can't get to see your pic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

196 Mike, they sound like high-IQ individuals. :-P

Would have been nice though if they had removed the hamsters from the school pool after they were done with the experiment

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:46 PM (miE9U)

197 Okay,if I have pissed off Calm Mentor in some way, let me say, I am completely apologetic for that, and promise not to do so again.
For the record, I recognize Calm Mentor's position as very, very close to my own. I was lucky enough to find a path outward, and I hope that he finds a similar way to the light.
As always, if I was offensive in any way, it was not intended and I offer my apologies.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (l9m7l)

198 Aniston in Horrible Bosses. Oh man. boioiiinnngg

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (ykYG2)

199 "This is the absolute truth. I know a couple of guys
who's high school science project was getting hamsters to breathe
underwater.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

I've seen worse ideas.
And I guess you've noticed Asheville is back in the news for viral videos again?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (DjIXP)

200 If there are threats and such turning it over to its ISP could get the household to loose internet service. It's mom and dad will not be happy.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 20

Sadly, he uses anonymized email, IP is Schweiz (Lausanne).

But as I said, if he has the courage of his convictions, we'll be meeting soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (MOwG6)

201 I've linked to it before: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7b2wwle

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM


I can't quite make out what's open on the screen there, but it seems dodgy... "B-Chiku" or some such, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (CLcKT)

202 >>>I've No More F**ks To Give H/T Hank Curdmudgeon.

Those two women seemed to have the hots for him. I need to a) grow a beard, b) learn to play the ukulele, c) say "fuck" more often.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 10:48 PM (/qEW2)

203 boulder, Aniston seems to specialize in appearing in workplace comedies.

First Office Space, then Horrible Bosses.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:48 PM (miE9U)

204 If we're getting a new Cleo, I wouldn't mind seeing Jameela Jamil in the part.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc4w6f8k

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2019 10:48 PM (8g9zh)

205 Cleopatra. Cast Jennifer Aniston. Greek. Big boobs, small butt.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at J




you know, not enough people appreciate the sublime perfection of that combination.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 10:49 PM (MTjB1)

206 I don't think my desk top ever looked quite that bad. But my fix-it guy would dig out my little shop vac first thing every time I called him to to make my computer do what it was supposed to do to suck all the cat hair from all available vents and other such spaces. I'd hang my head in shame, promise to do better, but the next time, there was even more cat hair every where.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 16, 2019 10:49 PM (urhTh)

207 How did troll get your email?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (PUmDY)

.....

As for me.... I gave him mine.

He found CM through his GFM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (MOwG6)

208 ...I'm onto an Evan Williams in loving memory of my Faye.

Cheers!

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 10:44 PM (MkcN1)




I'm raising a glass of Tom Sims Bourbon in salute to the both of you, amigo.

To you, and to your memories. May they bless you, always.

Cheers!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (QzJWU)

209 Okay,if I have pissed off Calm Mentor in some way, let me say, I am completely apologetic for that, and promise not to do so again.
For the record, I recognize Calm Mentor's position as very, very close to my own. I was lucky enough to find a path outward, and I hope that he finds a similar way to the light.
As always, if I was offensive in any way, it was not intended and I offer my apologies.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (l9m7l)

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I have no idea what you are talking about here. Nobody here has pissed me off in a long, long time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (ffYR/)

210 "Aniston seems to specialize in appearing in workplace comedies."

And there must be at least one joke or comment about the size of her hooters somewhere in the script. It's required in her contract.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (DjIXP)

211 No Texan wouldn't say they are from Untied States(or anywhere else) before Texas.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)


There's no need. Everyone in the world knows where Texas USA is and the outline of the state.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (QLvwG)

212 I can't believe I'm still upright. So this about Cleopatra. don't care what color she was, she was some kind of fine. There it is.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (zLDYs)

213 Are we going for looks or acting ability when it comes to who plays Cleopatra?

Never mind, Anniston is in the mix.

Well, heck, why not just go for Mrs. Verlander?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (WEBkv)

214 They're right though. Cleopatra Schwartz WAS black.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (t+qrx)

215 177---Sarah Jessica Parker to pull the chariot?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:41 PM (aA3+G)
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Rosie O'Donnell as a hippo?
James Carville as the asp?
Barack Obama as a Nubian eunuch?
The possibilities are endless!

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (Rxduq)

216 what is gfm? some kind of sex thing for old people?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (MTjB1)

217 My Dad told me this past weekend that Jennifer Lawrence only has an eighth grade education. It seems studios would require tutors, but he said not with her.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (PUmDY)

218 I don't think my desk top ever looked quite that bad. But my fix-it guy would dig out my little shop vac first thing every time I called him to to make my computer do what it was supposed to do to suck all the cat hair from all available vents and other such spaces. I'd hang my head in shame, promise to do better, but the next time, there was even more cat hair every where.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 16, 2019 10:49 PM (urhTh)

-------------------------------

When folks come to me about their computer woes, that's often the second thing I ask about (the first, of course, is "did you try turning it off and then on again?")

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (8g9zh)

219 Mike, looks like you're owned by a cat
Posted by: qdpsteve
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My old pal Belmont, circa 1997, he was about 17 then. Lived to 20.

http://tinyurl.com/yd7upzr9

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (w54mS)

220
I'm raising a glass of Tom Sims Bourbon in salute to the both of you, amigo.

To you, and to your memories. May they bless you, always.

Cheers!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2019 10:50 PM (QzJWU)

Clink

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (MkcN1)

221 195 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (/dN1M)


Bummer can't get to see your pic
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

There is a fair amount of pussy in that picture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (r/WuD)

222 Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2019 10:44 PM (NgKpN)

That's a huge monitor!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

223 There's no need. Everyone in the world knows where Texas USA is and the outline of the state.

No kidding, and I wish they would stop moving here.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (lD3vL)

224 y5, GFM = GoFundMe

Cosmic, that's probably because I believe JenLaw is also an exec producer on whatever she appears in. Ain't nobody gonna give the boss homework...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:52 PM (miE9U)

225 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085594944939659264

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595036752977926

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595134677446657

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595219737878533

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595303145861120

Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2019 10:53 PM (0Ntuf)

226 Belmont was cool, Mike. He was cool.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (zLDYs)

227 Mike, hmmm
apparently he/she really enjoys stretching out on your desk

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (miE9U)

228 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595390026674176

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595480359358472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595562509025280

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595652636270596

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1085595730771918850

Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (0Ntuf)

229
Bummer can't get to see your pic
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Can't get in at Photobucket?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (w54mS)

230 Thank you, Calm Mentor. In addition to being a psychopath, I am also very paranoid,

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (l9m7l)

231 Rone Star State!!

Posted by: Kim Jong-un at January 16, 2019 10:55 PM (QLvwG)

232 YD:

I was curious. So, I up on that stuff and "got smart" on Dueling. First of all, you can't ever hold public office, or be a judge or anything like that, in the State of Kentucky if you've ever been a Principal or Second in a Duel.

The challenged chooses the weapons - swords or pistols. He can challenge you in writing, or throw a glove down. And, you guys need to immediately appoint a second or seconds, to act on your behalf. No more contact between Principals. They will decide on location, and whether Refreshments will be served.

This should be fun!

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 10:55 PM (5gT6u)

233 Thank you, Calm Mentor. In addition to being a psychopath, I am also very paranoid,
Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 16, 2019 10:54 PM (l9m7l)

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Noted.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:56 PM (ffYR/)

234 so the f is not for fuck?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 10:57 PM (MTjB1)

235 213 Are we going for looks or acting ability when it comes to who plays Cleopatra?
Never mind, Anniston is in the mix.
Well, heck, why not just go for Mrs. Verlander?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 16, 2019 10:51 PM (WEBkv)
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No, you need someone with.... presence.
Anniston and Upton meet the beauty criterion but not that.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at January 16, 2019 10:57 PM (Rxduq)

236 Belmont was cool, Mike. He was cool.
Posted by: Eromero
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Yeah, I still miss the little bugger. Died 19 years ago. I buried him under a cherry tree in the side yard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:57 PM (ZMWtN)

237 Get me a ten gaw-ron hat and spurs. Yippi Kai Yay!!

Posted by: Kim Jong-un at January 16, 2019 10:57 PM (QLvwG)

238 MH, do you run the best friend
thread?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

239 Cleopatra. Cast Jennifer Aniston. Greek. Big boobs, small butt.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at J









you know, not enough people appreciate the sublime perfection of that combination.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 10:49 PM (MTjB1)


Big boobs and an ass you can palm like a fucking cheeseburger. An example of perfection in an imperfect universe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (9Om/r)

240 Don't know why the guy was injecting his semen in his arm for back pain. He should have just used it like a topical and rubbed it on his back. Works great for male pattern baldness. I've been applying mine to my head for a few years now and have a full thick head of hair.

Posted by: Chad Thundercock at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (M94/d)

241 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes

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Prolly wanted a Tijuana corkscrew and those run over $500.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (+y/Ru)

242 Can't get in at Photobucket?


Nope, I think it's the damn iPad
Sounds like others are viewing it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

243 Sadly, he uses anonymized email, IP is Schweiz (Lausanne).

But as I said, if he has the courage of his convictions, we'll be meeting soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 10:47 PM (MOwG6)

So it's less than a man. My theory has always been those types of services are LE apps.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

244 Anonosaurus, the TJ corkscrew these days comes with a caravan of diseases...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 10:59 PM (miE9U)

245 Belmont looks like a cat I would've enjoyed hangin' out with.

Dude had style and presence to spare, even when stretched out a'snoozin'.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2019 11:00 PM (QzJWU)

246 MH, do you run the best friend
thread?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Pet Thread? That's our very own (and present here now) MisHum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:00 PM (ZMWtN)

247 238 MH, do you run the best friend
thread?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

The AoSHQ Pet Thread?

Yes I do

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:00 PM (aA3+G)

248 Cleopatra.

-
Veni, vidi, wowsie!

Posted by: Julius Caesar at January 16, 2019 11:00 PM (+y/Ru)

249 This should be fun!

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 10:55 PM (5gT6u)

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This is a peaceful thing. Don't forget that I have no intention of harming anyone. There will be need for rules in our meeting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 11:00 PM (MOwG6)

250 Observation: AOC's nose looks like a B-2.

G'night Horde. See ya in the morning.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2019 11:01 PM (NtglE)

251 Belmont looks like a cat I would've enjoyed hangin' out with.

Dude had style and presence to spare, even when stretched out a'snoozin'.
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Also, dangerous. 11 pound Siamese male, and afraid of nothing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:01 PM (ZMWtN)

252 Be no need

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 11:01 PM (MOwG6)

253 The only reason I'm still here in Commiefornia is I get to go out in the desert and escape the freaks for a while.

They are afraid of their own skins and.....snakes which is funny since they have DNA with the same


jus sayin......"BARTENDER!!!"

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 16, 2019 11:02 PM (kFkpX)

254 How can I get a pic to you?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:02 PM (PUmDY)

255 Why do folks like Rush get it *so* wrong sometimes? Trump shouldn't turn his SOTU into a "rally" to his supporters. It's his one chance a year to speak directly to the low-fo's and make the Democrats look foolish.

Turning the low-fo's OFF would be roughly the dumbest thing he can do, just as a bunch of idiot Democrats and their lickspittles at Pravda Inc are gearing up to take him on.

They want to stop the SOTU because Trump hits an inside the park grand slam and runs the bases backwards in slow motion... every single time. This one will be no different.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2019 11:02 PM (uEbPt)

256 Mike Hammer, I can rehost the picture on stoatnet if you want (direct link, no ads or nothin').

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

257 Nope, I think it's the damn iPad
Sounds like others are viewing it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

I'm on an iPad and viewed the, um, pussy just fine.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc)

258 MH, do you run the best friend
thread?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Pet Thread? That's our very own (and present here now) MisHum.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Oops. Wrong 'MH'.
*bows repeatedly and backs away*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:03 PM (ZMWtN)

259 I learned something new tonight. I never heard the original version of "Viola Lee Blues" by Gus Cannon in 1928:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClC_KizCpQk

This 1967 version is much more well-known:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osrb3SqpP90

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2019 11:03 PM (sdi6R)

260 Cleopatra. Cast Jennifer Aniston. Greek. Big boobs, small butt.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at J









you know, not enough people appreciate the sublime perfection of that combination.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 10:49 PM (MTjB1)


Big boobs and an ass you can palm like a fucking cheeseburger. An example of perfection in an imperfect universe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at J





years and years of day in and day out trying to decode the ties that bound the horde went by. suddenly there was a click and the first number in the combination that would open the safe to all that was sacred to the horde was revealed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM (MTjB1)

261 From what I remember reading, Cleopatra wasn't actually that beautiful, but was just really good at using what she had. Maybe she could suck a block of granite through a pyramid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM (9Om/r)

262 Mike Hammer, I can rehost the picture on stoatnet if you want (direct link, no ads or nothin').
Posted by: hogmartin
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I think MisHum has seen the picture. I've probably sent it by back channel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM (ZMWtN)

263 Oh yeah, ISIS and the TDCJ have so much in common. For instance, they both have four letters as an abbreviation. I. Just. Can't. Even.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM (uTY3H)

264 there are no hookers worth hiring in south euclid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

265 254 How can I get a pic to you?

Cosmic send your photo,M story and your nic to me


petmorons at gmail dot com

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

266 Oh that first picture!! Now I want to go to
Arizona. That sort of looks like Ft. McDowell. If I could hug saquaro
cactus I would. I spent hours just driving around our last trip out
there. I love the desert.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2019 09:59 PM (dUJdY)

I was going to say Usery Mountain, which is not far from Ft. McDowell. I have ridden down roads just like that, here. Maybe even that one. I, too, love the desert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 11:06 PM (nPGq2)

267 From what I remember reading, Cleopatra wasn't actually that beautiful, but was just really good at using what she had. Maybe she could suck a block of granite through a pyramid.
Posted by: Berserker
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A ginger too, but it was dyed. Usually only when she was in N. Africa.

That was the source of the saying, "Henna worn for Tunis?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:06 PM (ZMWtN)

268 I've linked to it before: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7b2wwle


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (/dN1M)

Cute Siamese! And is that AoS on the monitor?

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 16, 2019 11:06 PM (XKZwp)

269 Ok, thank you!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (PUmDY)

270 Maybe it was here - I wish I'd thought of it - someone suggested the President should load up the gallery at SOTU with "Angel Moms" - you know, the crime victims of illegal aliens Peloosi declined to meet with or even acknowledge.

"Disinviting" - claiming security concerns is just idiotic from a stragery perspective, if you're a Democrat. It just shows how tone deaf and out of it they are.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (5gT6u)

271 From what I remember reading, Cleopatra wasn't actually that beautiful, but was just really good at using what she had.
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We could ask Vic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (ZMWtN)

272 there are no hookers worth hiring in south euclid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

You are correct, and he should have just done a Yelp review rather than calling the police.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

273
Get me a ten gaw-ron hat and spurs. Yippi Kai Yay!!
Posted by: Kim Jong-un


Gaw-ron was a Klingon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:08 PM (aKsyK)

274 Cute Siamese! And is that AoS on the monitor?
Posted by: pookysgirl
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Not just AoS, but the ONT. He makes half of the posts under my nic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (KoKdw)

275 From what I remember reading, Cleopatra wasn't
actually that beautiful, but was just really good at using what she had.
Maybe she could suck a block of granite through a pyramid.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM


IIRC, she was scarred from smallpox, had some sort of disfiguring condition, or something, and used toxic pancake make-up that made things worse...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (CLcKT)

276 I think MisHum has seen the picture. I've probably sent it by back channel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:04 PM (ZMWtN)

Thats my favorite channel!

Posted by: Shep! at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (pLgt/)

277
someone suggested the President should load up the gallery at SOTU with "Angel Moms"

Pelosi will counter with "Devil Moms"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (aKsyK)

278 Zettai, so Cleopatra was a prehistoric Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (miE9U)

279 you know who is really ugly, that girl that claimed the guy raped. hell, she is lucky he fucked her. should have charged her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (MTjB1)

280 someone suggested the President should load up the gallery at SOTU with "Angel Moms"

Pelosi will counter with "Devil Moms"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (aKsyK)

The mothers of MS-13ers?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (tVQUs)

281 >>>Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (ePWRo)
No Texan wouldn't say they are from Untied States(or anywhere else) before Texas.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)
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He also referred to Texans as they.

It doesn't matter where you are from; It's we.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ePWRo)

282 IHOP has toxic pancake makeup.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (aKsyK)

283 there are no hookers worth hiring in south euclid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

You are correct, and he should have just done a Yelp review rather than calling the police.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

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If I'm age 79 and calling for hookers two at a time, I would want the entire World to know.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ffYR/)

284 Pfft, Gillette.

I always used Schick.

Because it rhymes with dick.

And I faked every orgasm.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (VigyG)

285 And that's true today. To my mind, a less-than-ten gal that is self assured and confident is attractive indeed. For reasons unknown, really hot women sometimes think they are ugly. While they still get a lot of attention, it makes them... difficult I think. More difficult than they need to be anyway. A self assured woman is always hotter than anyone in the room.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 11:11 PM (5gT6u)

286 I think the Cleopatrae / Ptolemies had quit fucking each other a few generations before Cleo VII was born. So that Cleo was probably not pure Macedonian.

-
Cleo married her brother and was supposed to co-rule with him but she decided that the throne wasn't big enough for the both of them so she had him killed.

Posted by: Julius Caesar at January 16, 2019 11:11 PM (+y/Ru)

287 We could ask Vic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:07 PM (ZMWtN)


LOL. Ok all manana.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 11:12 PM (pLgt/)

288 go with the straight edge. you will never buy another razor and you can hand it down for generations if you treat it right.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:12 PM (MTjB1)

289 IIRC, she was scarred from smallpox, had some sort
of disfiguring condition, or something, and used toxic pancake make-up
that made things worse...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:09 PM (CLcKT)


The face that sunk 1000 ships.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 11:12 PM (9Om/r)

290 Oprah should be cast as Cleopatra. Brown, fat, and clueless. Do I need to denounce myself?

Posted by: colfax mingo at January 16, 2019 10:10 PM (w1Q8n)

Cleopatra was Greek. So white as the driven snow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 11:12 PM (nPGq2)

291 I'm afraid to ask what's the yellow liquid in the bottle by the keyboard.

Posted by: Smarty Skirt at January 16, 2019 11:12 PM (xGmBF)

292 283:If I'm age 79 and calling for hookers two at a time, I would want the entire World to know.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe



Especially if you survive the,,,uh,,,,,transaction.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 11:13 PM (WNAuL)

293
"I'm from the United States, from Texas. They like to execute people, too. So I really don't see any difference. They [ISIS] might do it off camera, but it's the same."

Court summary concerning Alvin Avon Braziel, Jr., executed in Texas on December 13, 2018:

As newlywed couple Lora and Douglas White walked together at Eastfield College on September 21, 1993, Braziel surprised them at gunpoint and demanded money. The couple had no money on them and on the way to get money for Braziel, he got angry with Douglas for looking at him. Douglas warned Lori to run, but Braziel threatened to kill Douglas if Lori ran away. Douglas and Lori immediately started praying. Braziel kicked Douglas and said, "Yeah, you better pray." Braziel then asked, "Where is your God at now?" and shot Douglas in the head. Douglas let out a cry, and Braziel told Douglas to get up, picked Douglas up by the arm, put the gun up underneath Douglas's chest and shot him again. Douglas said, "Oh God, I'm bleeding," let out another cry and then Lori heard the air leave him. Braziel then grabbed Lori by the arm and took her into the bushes as he held the gun to her ear. Braziel then sexually assaulted her at gunpoint while she silently prayed. Douglas died at the scene as a result of his injuries.

Just like those people executed by ISIS!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2019 11:13 PM (LsBY9)

294 281 >>>Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 10:37 PM (ePWRo)
No Texan wouldn't say they are from Untied States(or anywhere else) before Texas.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)
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He also referred to Texans as they.

It doesn't matter where you are from; It's we.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I recall John Kerry saying, referring to himself, "I was a soldier". Yeah, well, I've never heard an Airman, Sailor, Marine, or Coastie say that about themselves. It was calculated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:14 PM (2kj6M)

295 269 Ok, thank you!

youre welcome make us proud.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:14 PM (aA3+G)

296 Does my hash seem gay?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (pLgt/)

297 BETO / ACO 2020

Yeah I know ACO is too young. But who cares? Beto will rip up the racist, sexist, homophobic, white privileged, toxic masculine constitution when he gets in office, right? No more rules

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (gpinW)

298 Ace of Spaces tech guide tips

YouTube short links

On a YouTube page, click the "share" button for the shortest link. Never need to tinyurl (etc) a YouTube link.

Triple-Click Links

Pixy does not have "live" links but...

single-click - positions cursor
double-click - highlights "word"
triple-click - highlights "paragraph"

So, to make it easy to highlight a link, put any links on a line by itself (eg paragraph).

Don't put a link on the first line (it will have the comment number before it).

Put a line-feed (enter), not a space, before any link, and a line-feed after it.

YMMV, but that's how it works for me.

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (7GQxk)

299 Yankeefifth

What's with the leather strop, is that to remove wire edge on a straight razor? I read that a razor can be too sharp, which makes sense I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (5gT6u)

300 Cleopatra didn't look like Elizabeth Taylor.?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (PUmDY)

301 youre welcome make us proud.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at J



you're going to get dick pics.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

302 night all

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 16, 2019 11:17 PM (kFkpX)

303
go with the straight edge.

You have to have a straight face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:17 PM (aKsyK)

304 279 you know who is really ugly, that girl that claimed the guy raped. hell, she is lucky



Toxic feminity


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:17 PM (aA3+G)

305 He also referred to Texans as they.

It doesn't matter where you are from; It's we.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ePWRo)

So I at least get partial credit.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:18 PM (Rz2Nc)

306 occasio-cortez is cute enough and there is nothing a good regimen of spanking and fucking while listening to books on tape of great philosophers could not fix with her.

she is also a nasty dirty girl. guessing when her sex tape does leak, not one ones I will be making, there is going to be one exhausted girl having a train run on her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:18 PM (MTjB1)

307 Wow, Psychotroll is bored tonight and still emailing me. Must be something in the water in east Tennessee.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 10:23 PM (ffYR/)

I hope you are keeping records that I can use, for when the time comes.

Posted by: zombie Augusto Pinochet at January 16, 2019 11:18 PM (nPGq2)

308 >>>you're going to get dick pics.


You sound a wee bit envious Y5

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:19 PM (aA3+G)

309 Still waiting for a SJW to 'splain to me why a white woman can't play Cleopatra (who was white but even if she wasn't) but a black man can play Alexander Hamilton.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:19 PM (gpinW)

310
Cleopatra was Greek. So white as the driven snow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Joanie Winter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:20 PM (aKsyK)

311 for some reason this was in everyone's youtube recommended lists earlier.


it is kind or nsfw, however, it is not what you think. worth hanging in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6tN8oOjJSM

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:20 PM (MTjB1)

312 If I'm age 79 and calling for hookers two at a time, I would want the entire World to know.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ffYR/)

I'll take being 79 and still, er um, loving on my wife. F the world.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

313 You sound a wee bit envious Y5
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at J


well yeah. the blackmail potential is valuable. do you know how many morons you could blackmail for both of their dollars with those?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:21 PM (MTjB1)

314 Marc Antony and Caesar were Romans.

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Caesar's political opponents said he was every woman's man and every man's woman so.the SJWs can run with that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 16, 2019 11:22 PM (+y/Ru)

315 Toxic feminity


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at J




yes.

nair needs to run a commercial.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:22 PM (MTjB1)

316 Cleo married her brother and was supposed to co-rule with him but she decided that the throne wasn't big enough for the both of them so she had him killed.
Posted by: Julius Caesar
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Herod worried that one of his sons would displace him, so ,

"Three of Herod's sons were put to death, and his brother "escaped death only by dying."

Caesar Augustus observed that it was safer to be one of Herod's pigs, than it was to be his son.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:23 PM (2qPhT)

317 If I'm age 79 and calling for hookers two at a time, I would want the entire World to know.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:10 PM (ffYR/)

I'll take being 79 and still, er um, loving on my wife. F the world.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

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I'm single. Were I married, different attitude.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:23 PM (ffYR/)

318 What I would consider a feel good story: Mueller is driving on the road to DC in order to impeach Trump. There's a blinding flash of light and he crashes and is thrown from his car. He hears a voice saying, "Hey, Low IQ Bob, why are you persecuting me? It's hard to kick against the pricks, and you, sir, are one of the yuuuugest pricks ever to exist!". He then goes blind for several days, becomes a devoted follower of Trump, ends the fake investigation and dedicates the rest of his life to exposing and destroying anti-Trumpers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 11:23 PM (/qEW2)

319 >>>well yeah. the blackmail potential is valuable. do you know how many morons you could blackmail for both of their dollars with those?


That's why I was going to contact you. You're a roller and shaker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM (aA3+G)

320 escaped death only by dying

___

say what now?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM (gpinW)

321 I'm single. Were I married, different attitude.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:23 PM (ffYR/)

Understood.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM (Rz2Nc)

322 Dang, y5

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM (PUmDY)

323
Yanet Garcia for Cleopatra. She can't act, but who gives a shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM (f1Vqw)

324 MisHum, cleanup on 313.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:25 PM (miE9U)

325 Nope. Cleopatra married her much younger brother. It was one of the ways the Ptolomies adjusted to ruling Egypt -- adopting Egyption customs. Kind of like China managed to conquer all of its conquerors: absorb and convert the conquerors. Both the Mongols and the Manchu lasted about one generation before giving up and becoming very properly Chinese. And that famous statement: Conquered Greece conquered Rome. Greek freedman just about ran the whole Empire.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 16, 2019 11:25 PM (urhTh)

326 NorthernLurker
A glass of Big Horn Bourbon to you and Faye.
May her memory be a blessing.

It does get better but it's a bitch for a while.
Skoal!

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 16, 2019 11:25 PM (Ow8WE)

327 Posted by: Calm DeMented at January 16, 2019 11:21 PM (oM64Y)

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Cleanup on this aisle please, MisHum. Also, there is bound to be a first time poster nic quoting it in full shortly, if not up already.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:26 PM (ffYR/)

328 What's with the leather strop, is that to remove wire edge on a straight razor? I read that a razor can be too sharp, which makes sense I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2019 11:15 PM (5gT6u)

I
know where edge tool sharpening is concerned, like chisels and plane
blades, the leather strop is used right after sharpening. When you
sharpen a blade the right way you will get a super super thin tin foil
like edge hanging off the edge of the blade, and the leather helps do
away with that and leaving a razor like edge. It basically breaks/buffs off
the tin foil by bending it back and forth, and when it comes off the edge is pretty fierce. I sharpen all the wood tools that way and you can shave
with them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 11:26 PM (9Om/r)

329 Dang, y5
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at J




did you watch the whole thing?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:26 PM (MTjB1)

330 occasio-cortez is cute enough and there is nothing a good regimen of
spanking and fucking while listening to books on tape of great
philosophers could not fix with her.


Please just stop with this weird new fantasy. She's dumber than dirt, immune to logic, and her permanent, immutable religion is Marx.

And if you think she's "cute", well, whatever.

Posted by: that's how it is at January 16, 2019 11:26 PM (5qMRB)

331 Cleanup on 332 too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:27 PM (miE9U)

332 escaped death only by dying

___

say what now?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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Died of natural causes before Herod could get at him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:28 PM (2qPhT)

333 Heres to faye. Wee dram of monkey shoulder.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 16, 2019 11:29 PM (0OmEj)

334 I
know where edge tool sharpening is concerned, like chisels and plane
blades, the leather strop is used right after sharpening. When you
sharpen a blade the right way you will get a super super thin tin foil
like edge hanging off the edge of the blade, and the leather helps do
away with that and leaving a razor like edge. It basically breaks/buffs off
the tin foil by bending it back and forth, and when it comes off the edge is pretty fierce. I sharpen all the wood tools that way and you can shave
with them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2019 11:26 PM (9Om/r)

Yes , it's used to remove the burr.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:29 PM (Rz2Nc)

335 That's why I was going to contact you. You're a roller and shaker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at J



first we have to send some proof of dick pics.

put the pics on the newspaper below the headline showing the date. take the pic, send it to them

then we start talking money.

should they not be willing to come through we start sending them one slice of the pic every week.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:30 PM (MTjB1)

336 Yanet Garcia Kat Timpf for Cleopatra. She can't act, but who gives a shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM


FIFY!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:30 PM (CLcKT)

337 Please just stop with this weird new fantasy. She's dumber than dirt, immune to logic, and her permanent, immutable religion is Marx.

And if you think she's "cute", well, whatever.

Posted by: that's how it is


This.

She is repulsively stupid, and wants to turn America into Venezuela north, and get rich (like Maduro and Chavez before him).
It's always about money and power and screw priniciples. She has none.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 16, 2019 11:30 PM (S6Pax)

338 Cleanup on 332 too.
Posted by: qdpsteve at J



really I am good with that. I have been called worse by regulars. regularly. well, repeat offenders.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:31 PM (MTjB1)

339 The dritey psychotroll resurfaced on 313.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:31 PM (tVQUs)

340 IRC, she was scarred from smallpox, had some sort of disfiguring condition, or something, and used toxic pancake make-up that made things worse...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


That sounds more like Queen Elizabeth I than ol' Cleo ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM (LPnfS)

341 I saw Broken Humans open for Judas Priest at the Civic Area in '83.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM (WNAuL)

342 ACO *WAS* pretty hawt in that dancing video. And in less than a decade......meh. She's not ugly, but she's on the back 9 of her looks for sure.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM (gpinW)

343 He could have used an old IBM 3270. Installed them in the melt shop in steel mills. Damn near indestructible. 'Course, only had green text but still

3278 - best keyboard ever. I think the switches and keycaps were taken directly from the Selectric II. None of the tiny, mushy keys you get on everything now.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM (qc+VF)

344 Several of you more frequent commenters should be allowed to wield the Banhammer.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM (CeJUf)

345 Cleanup on 345.
Can't wait for Yud to teach you some manners, troll.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:33 PM (miE9U)

346 writing occasio-cortez off out of hand would be a mistake.

she may not be book smart but she knows stuff.

you have probably noticed that there are people who are successful because of what they know, that compete on skill, ability and competence and people that are successful of who they know and their networks. she is the latter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:33 PM (MTjB1)

347 I'm on an iPad and viewed the, um, pussy just fine.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc)

Photosuckit "detected that I have an ad-blocker" aqnd refused to load the pic.

Posted by: zombie Augusto Pinochet at January 16, 2019 11:33 PM (nPGq2)

348 really I am good with that. I have been called worse by regulars. regularly. well, repeat offenders.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:31 PM (MTjB1)

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Yours is not the comment he was calling out. It was the Psychotroll in East Tennessee response he was referring to.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (ffYR/)

349 Yaphet Kotto as Cleopatra. Kam Fong as Chin Ho.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (RuIsu)

350 346: I had to get a Logitech Keyboard to use with my HP laptop because it's keyboard has tiny mushy keys.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (WNAuL)

351 Several of you more frequent commenters should be allowed to wield the Banhammer.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at J



banning should be kept to a minimum.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (MTjB1)

352 Yours is not the comment he was calling out. It was the Psychotroll in East Tennessee response he was referring to.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at J


I know.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:35 PM (MTjB1)

353 The troll should go fuck himself. Maybe it would be th first time xer got laid.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 16, 2019 11:35 PM (0OmEj)

354 Can't wait for Yud to teach you some manners, troll.

Chances of the dickless troll actually showing up are lower than AOC being able to grasp the merits of free enterprise.

Posted by: that's how it is at January 16, 2019 11:35 PM (5qMRB)

355 Saguaro are beautiful while I sit here, freezing and waiting for another round of global warming. Nothing compared to what the weekend is supposed to bring: much more global warming and highs that might actually reach a very low double digit. I am so grateful for global warming. Just think how cold it would be without it.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 16, 2019 11:36 PM (urhTh)

356 Given her background in mixology and Marxist theory, I betcha AOC makes a wicked Cuba Libre.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2019 11:36 PM (VigyG)

357 AOC in that video was pretty hot. The AOC now roaming Capital Hill is barely average. There are some serious smoke shows walking around here in Babylon on the Potomac.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2019 11:37 PM (WNAuL)

358 that's how it is, true.
No class, no courage, no manners. Just a walking cockroach.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:37 PM (miE9U)

359 Still waiting for a SJW to 'splain to me why a white woman can't play Cleopatra (who was white but even if she wasn't) but a black man can play Alexander Hamilton.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:19 PM (gpinW)


They should do a biopic of Martin Luther King with Shaun King in the title role. Just to fuck with their minds.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2019 11:37 PM (/qEW2)

360 Anybody seen the movie "Roma?"

It's set in a neighborhood, a middle class one, in Mexico City, the neighborhood's name being Roma. A philandering doctor and his wife and two kids are tended to by their maid and cook, a couple of Mixtec girls, who live in quarters above the garage bay of the city house they all share.

The central character of the film is the maid, whose boyfriend knocks up and then ghosts her when he finds out.

The maid character hits all the victim buttons for the NYT, who calls the actress's performance the finest of all in 2018. She's a she, she's knocked up, she's a stubby Aztec that looks about like 95 percent of the central american female caravan marchers, and she rises above all this (the baby's stillborn) so she can smile at the end.

BFD.

Actor of the year. Please.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 11:38 PM (+fPHo)

361 she is what 28? 29? she is all hopped up on her own supply, has not endured something other than ridiculous success. she was not ready for her role or the limelight and she is going with what she knows - crazy shit.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:38 PM (MTjB1)

362

There are some contraptions made to use old mechanical typewriters as keyboards. It's an involved job, but you rig a USB interface and rig the key arms to strike a plate and complete a circuit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 16, 2019 11:38 PM (f1Vqw)

363 You drop your drinks and they bring you more

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:39 PM (PUmDY)

364 That sounds more like Queen Elizabeth I than ol' Cleo ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 16, 2019 11:32 PM


That could be who I was thinking of, now that you mention it! And I doubt Cleopatra would have earned the reputation that she did were she an absolute munter...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:39 PM (CLcKT)

365 The Beyond Demented -- one part vodka, one part single malt Scotch, one part ashtray beer, one part Tom Collins mix, served with an Oreo cookie.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 16, 2019 11:39 PM (VigyG)

366 people that are successful of who they know and their networks. she is the latter.

Shouldn't she actually accomplish something besides earning the derision of AoSHQ before you pretend she's "successful"?

Posted by: that's how it is at January 16, 2019 11:40 PM (5qMRB)

367 Yours is not the comment he was calling out. It was the Psychotroll in East Tennessee response he was referring to.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (ffYR/)

How do you know the psychotroll is East Tennessee?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:41 PM (tVQUs)

368 friend of mine who was little older than me was running a trading desk while his boss was out of the country. shit hit the fan, all their positions were wrong. he made some risky calls and moved everything around.



two days later he was a partner and number two on the desk.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:42 PM (MTjB1)

369 Shouldn't she actually accomplish something besides earning the derision of AoSHQ before you pretend she's "successful"?
Posted by: that's how it is at J




how long you been in elected federal office?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:43 PM (MTjB1)

370 Yours is not the comment he was calling out. It was the Psychotroll in East Tennessee response he was referring to.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:34 PM (ffYR/)

How do you know the psychotroll is East Tennessee?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:41 PM (tVQUs)

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A friend who is very, very good with web trace back stuff. I know more, but am just generalizing right now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:43 PM (ffYR/)

371
Shouldn't she actually accomplish something besides earning the derision of AoSHQ before you pretend she's "successful"?
Posted by: that's how it is


If everyone is talking about you then you are successful.
At least in 2019 anyway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:43 PM (aKsyK)

372 I'm not sayin' AOC is stupid.... but if you asked her to do it doggie style, the odds are likely 50/50 that she's gonna try to sniff yer butt.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM (QzJWU)

373 getting to where she is one of 435 hose of reps reps, one of 535 members of legislature, beating nan's man to get there out of nowhere.

that counts as something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

374
There are some contraptions made to use old mechanical typewriters as keyboards. It's an involved job, but you rig a USB interface and rig the key arms to strike a plate and complete a circuit.

Posted by: publius
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What's old is new again. When the first front-panel /home brew computers became affordable, printers were not. The 'In' thing to do was build a board covered with solenoids, that fit over a Selectric keyboard, then kludge an interface that allowed you to drive the solenoids from the printer port.

The solenoids, of course, drove the keys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM (w54mS)

375 Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM (c1nDO)

376 Her looks are famine and not unpleasant but her voice sounds like a dime store doll. That's a killer.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM (ePWRo)

377 There are some contraptions made to use old mechanical typewriters as keyboards. It's an involved job, but you rig a USB interface and rig the key arms to strike a plate and complete a circuit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 16, 2019 11:38 PM (f1Vqw)

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But is there a way to make a computer mouse from an actual mouse? That's what I want to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2019 11:45 PM (UGqF8)

378 feminine

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (ePWRo)

379 W

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

380 D

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

381 S

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

382 !

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

383 the worst thing about her is the old maid hair do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

384 Starbucks. Ever see them close a store because it simply was not performing well enough.

I'm sure they do all the studies of demographics and site select for access and visibility, but they must make mistakes somewhere.

Ever seen them close one down.

Because we are in a conservative sun-belt community that is full of blue-haired FoxNewsWatching widows, the population jacked up in the snowbird season by grey haired oldies wearing shorts over white socks in velcro tan walking tennies, and here sits a Starbucks in a quiet neighborhood shopping plaza.

It has been there for at least eight years, does not have a drive-up window, and almost all of the neighborhood locals are retired.

A slow steady drizzle of business, but no upticks at morning drive time, and never seen inside: hipster douchebags of either sex.

Do they have a policy of never admitting an error, and never closing a store, no matter what?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (+fPHo)

385 There are some contraptions made to use old mechanical typewriters as keyboards. It's an involved job, but you rig a USB interface and rig the key arms to strike a plate and complete a circuit.

Spray paint some gold & you've got one hell of a steampunk kit ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (LPnfS)

386 I've decided we need a Horde poker tournament.

Somebody make that happen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (oMBPj)

387 The horse teeth and the crazy eyes are a show stopping side show. That and bug fuck nuts. I say 0.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (0OmEj)

388 the worst thing about her is the old maid hair do.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM (MTjB1)

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Aside from all that perky Socialism, I concur.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:48 PM (ffYR/)

389 Susannah Hoffs' last verse is something.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:48 PM (PUmDY)

390 Is MisHum going to remove the troll comments?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:50 PM (miE9U)

391 how long you been in elected federal office?

That's not the end game, even in your formulation. You're imagining her as a great force, not as yet another permanent parasite who lines her own pockets for decades, but gets none of her Communist agenda accomplished.

Guess we'll see.

Posted by: that's how it is at January 16, 2019 11:51 PM (5qMRB)

392
feminine

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2019 11:46 PM


"famine" is spot on! But I like 'em lean...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:51 PM (CLcKT)

393 two days later he was a partner and number two on the desk.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:42 PM (MTjB1)
That's great! Our money manager started as a stock analyst, and now is the President/CEO of the company. Still handles our account.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 16, 2019 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

394 Is MisHum going to remove the troll comments?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:50 PM (miE9U)

I hope he does a clean sweep, there's still some drool and drite left on a couple of the old threads.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:54 PM (tVQUs)

395 That's not the end game, even in your formulation.
You're imagining her as a great force, not as yet another permanent
parasite who lines her own pockets for decades, but gets none of her
Communist agenda accomplished.

Guess we'll see.


Posted by: that's how it is at January 16, 2019 11:51 PM (5qMRB)

Who knows? Maybe she will hook up with the East Tennessee Thud, and wind up in 3 Rubbermaid totes in his crawl space.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2019 11:55 PM (nPGq2)

396 Surfperch, me too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:55 PM (miE9U)

397 CM are you getting troll emails about your gfm accounts? I was at insty's a few weeks ago and people were commenting about how the hq has turned into a bleg capital lately with five or six people asking for money, some repeatedly. They were saying how it was going to implode over here when the scams were revealed. ?? Shit talking I guess. I don't comment there, just read some days. I didn't recognize any nics. All I remember. FYI

Posted by: NCKate at January 16, 2019 11:55 PM (JyTrc)

398

A Google executive sparked a fierce backlash from employees by using the word "family" in a weekly, company-wide presentation, according to internal documents obtained by The Daily Caller News Foundation.

Many Google employees became angry that the term was used while discussing a product aimed at children, because it implied that families have children, the documents show. The backlash grew large enough that a Google vice president addressed the controversy and solicited feedback on how the company could become more inclusive.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2019 11:56 PM (aKsyK)

399 Money Manager?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:56 PM (PUmDY)

400 390 The horse teeth and the crazy eyes are a show stopping side show. That and bug fuck nuts. I say 0.
Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (0OmEj)

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#MeToo. And I'm not even picky about looks. Any chick with eyes like that ought to shave off her brows and just tattoo "Crazy!" in red letters above each one.

And, this is coming from me... I'm not even all that big on sanity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2019 11:56 PM (MOwG6)

401 Is MisHum going to remove the troll comments?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2019 11:50 PM (miE9U)

I hope he does a clean sweep, there's still some drool and drite left on a couple of the old threads.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 16, 2019 11:54 PM (tVQUs)

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Those are Psychotroll quoting itself in full to make sure the Cobs wouldn't know to kill the post, using a new nic and hash.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 16, 2019 11:57 PM (ffYR/)

402 getting to where she is one of 435 hose of reps
reps, one of 535 members of legislature, beating nan's man to get there
out of nowhere.



that counts as something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 16, 2019 11:44 PM


And with only something like 13% turnout for the election in xer district!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 16, 2019 11:57 PM (CLcKT)

403 363 Anybody seen the movie "Roma?"

It's set in a neighborhood, a middle class one, in Mexico City, the neighborhood's name being Roma. A philandering doctor and his wife and two kids are tended to by their maid and cook, a couple of Mixtec girls, who live in quarters above the garage bay of the city house they all share.

The central character of the film is the maid, whose boyfriend knocks up and then ghosts her when he finds out.

The maid character hits all the victim buttons for the NYT, who calls the actress's performance the finest of all in 2018. She's a she, she's knocked up, she's a stubby Aztec that looks about like 95 percent of the central american female caravan marchers, and she rises above all this (the baby's stillborn) so she can smile at the end.

BFD.

Actor of the year. Please.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 11:38 PM (+fPHo)

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I hadn't heard what this movie was about, didn't know it was set in Me hi co even. But I knew that it had to be something like what you described since every fil critic orgasmed when they saw it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:58 PM (gpinW)

404 [Starbucks]

Do they have a policy of never admitting an error, and never closing a store, no matter what?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (+fPHo)

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About 50 per year in US. Announced 150 for this year so far per some business site.

Posted by: Undocumented at January 16, 2019 11:59 PM (qCH0I)

405 I hadn't heard what this movie was about, didn't
know it was set in Me hi co even. But I knew that it had to be something
like what you described since every fil critic orgasmed when they saw
it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 16, 2019 11:58 PM (gpinW)

Wouldn't the maid have to be a tranny to win all the victim points?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:01 AM (nPGq2)

406 That's not the end game, even in your formulation. You're imagining her as a great force, not as yet another permanent parasite who lines her own pockets for decades, but gets none of her Communist agenda accomplished.

Guess we'll see.
Posted by: that's how it is at J



that is all she has had the opportunity to do so far.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 12:01 AM (MTjB1)

407 Money Manager?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 16, 2019 11:56 PM (PUmDY)

Lol, affectionately know as Dad, because the govt requires him to ask us what we are going to do with our own money we withdrawal occasionally. No question on the money transfer we get monthly to live on. We're old, living on a fixed income you see.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

408 with only something like 13% turnout for the election in xer district!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at J



so?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

409 AO-C: 690,000 souls in NY-14, less than 16,000 voted for her...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:02 AM (CLcKT)

410 I don't see the implosion here. Meh.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 17, 2019 12:02 AM (0OmEj)

411 Ah come on....leave the trolls alone....their fluffy corn deposits make for nice bedding for the rabbit hutch....especially in rainy Commiefornia tonight.....
hope MALIBU don't slide away in a sludge avalanche... given the FIRES and other noteworthy FIRES of the FIRES they be FAMOUS for an all..(every 2 years now it seems)

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 17, 2019 12:02 AM (kFkpX)

412 so?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 12:02 AM


Just clarifiying that Cortez's election was hardly a mandate...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:03 AM (CLcKT)

413 Ahhh

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:04 AM (PUmDY)

414 Just clarifiying that Cortez's election was hardly a mandate...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at J



she is in the house of reps, mandates are rare.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

415 It matters not how many votes she received in total. Only that she received more than the other candidate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:05 AM (aKsyK)

416 Just clarifiying that Cortez's election was hardly a mandate...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:03 AM (CLcKT)

And every one of those 16,000 votes, she earned with a beejer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:06 AM (nPGq2)

417 Evasive, my cpa is almost as much of an asshole as my IT guy

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:06 AM (PUmDY)

418 I have a bit of good news for the Horde Today:

Does anyone remember how I was looking for a way to secure my car against the rash of break-ins that have been happening over the past few months? That problem is now a thing of the past! My neighbor installed a motion sensing camera-porchlight above his garage earlier this week to protect his car and I learned that if I park my car in the right part of my driveway, it will be within the sensor's field of vision.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (tVQUs)

419 she is in the house of reps, mandates are rare.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 12:04 AM


Indeed! But she's pumping everyone up, calling her election "historic...like the moon landing..." and such, and she's getting a lot of help from the press in that endeavour! I think you and I are on the same frequency...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (CLcKT)

420 Hmmm. 'Infested'. Teeming with a mass of Moron kind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (r/WuD)

421 412 "reverse vote harvesting" opposite of how they turned Orange County into an immigrant loop-hole in Commiefornia......they can thank Fake Priest Jerry for that little slight of robe boinking in 2016....watch out in 2020 this Demoncrate play looks to expand nationwide

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 17, 2019 12:10 AM (kFkpX)

422 Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (tVQUs)

Good to hear. Did he also install MG-42s?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:12 AM (r/WuD)

423 My neighbor installed a motion sensing
camera-porchlight above his garage earlier this week to protect his car
and I learned that if I park my car in the right part of my driveway, it
will be within the sensor's field of vision.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (tVQUs)

Just be sure to park out of the camera's field of view when you load the rolled-up carpet into the trunk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:12 AM (nPGq2)

424 SP, ha ha.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:12 AM (PUmDY)

425 289: Lead based makeup was used for centuries. I think the worst was Elizabeth I of England. The older she got, the more white lead foundation she troweled on. The last few paintings of her are absolutely grotesque. Two inches of white make up, a ton of red rouge, her hairline plucked halfway to the crown of her head, and the most godawful dyed orange hair. I'm not that familiar with Elizabethan makeup tricks, so I don't know (and am too lazy to look up) if she used henna on her hair or something her hairdresser concocted.

All I really know is that vanity was her greatest sin and she would not tolerate the wives, sister, or daughters of her courtiers at Court. She was deeply afraid of the competition. She watched her laidies-in-waiting like a hawk, and if she thought one was flirting or more with a man of her Court, the woman was banished from Court. She banished Robert of Leicester, her Sweet Robin, from Court for a very long time when she discovered he had married Leticia Knowles, a cousin of hers. Almost up to the day she died, she expected the gentlemen of her Court to flatter her outrageously. To paraphrase: Vanity, vanity, thy name is Elizabeth Tudor.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (urhTh)

426 Evasive, my cpa is almost as much of an asshole as my IT guy
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:06 AM (PUmDY)

He's a wealth manager/slash investment advisor, he's paid to worry about the stock market so I don't have to. The cpa/tax guy is completely different, the have each other's number to talk. My wife deals with both of them so I don't have too. I was an IT guy, so I have wonderful people skills.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (Rz2Nc)

427 Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (tVQUs)

Good to hear. Did he also install MG-42s?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:12 AM (r/WuD)

Sadly no, those are illegal here in Commiefornia.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (tVQUs)

428 I have a bit of good news for the Horde Today:



Does anyone remember how I was looking for a way to secure my car
against the rash of break-ins that have been happening over the past few
months? That problem is now a thing of the past! My neighbor
installed a motion sensing camera-porchlight above his garage earlier
this week to protect his car and I learned that if I park my car in the
right part of my driveway, it will be within the sensor's field of
vision.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM


I do! I suggested roughing it in the boot with the family fowling piece, IIRC...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:15 AM (CLcKT)

429 Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 16, 2019 11:47 PM (+fPHo)

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Why do you assume the store is not profitable? A crowded SBUX doesn't mean it's making money. Someone buying 1 cup of coffee and then spending 4 hours using the wifi isn't the ideal customer. It's the old lady who buy a cup of cofee and a bagel and leaves.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:16 AM (gpinW)

430 Sadly no, those are illegal here in Commiefornia.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (tVQUs)

Just rig a leaf blower to a basket of employment application forms. The thieves will run off, gibbering in panic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:16 AM (nPGq2)

431 Did you try restarting your computer? After the first time, yes. I don't enjoy calling you, shithead.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:17 AM (PUmDY)

432 Have a recording of a big dog barking play when that light comes on.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:18 AM (aKsyK)

433 Does anyone remember how I was looking for a way to secure my car against the rash of break-ins that have been happening over the past few months? That problem is now a thing of the past! My neighbor installed a motion sensing camera-porchlight above his garage earlier this week to protect his car and I learned that if I park my car in the right part of my driveway, it will be within the sensor's field of vision.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:09 AM (tVQUs)

I'm glad the issue is possibly solved.

My car is parked out in my drive with the key in the ignition, pretty certain non of the Amish or Mennonite neighbors will steal it, but if a neighbor needs to borrow it they can.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:18 AM (Rz2Nc)

434 I do! I suggested roughing it in the boot with the family fowling piece, IIRC...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:15 AM (CLcKT)

Cindy McCain was a family-fouling piece.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:19 AM (nPGq2)

435 Hey! I inadvertently boycotted a P&G product by buying Northern Toilet paper instead of Charmin.

Although I still had a roll of back up TP that I put on the roller without remembering why I had moved it to the back up. It was a Charmin budget brand, I guess. Think industrial/institutional toilet paper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:19 AM (r/WuD)

436 USA 1959: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBRCvVpknvg

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:20 AM (ePWRo)

437 Did you try restarting your computer? After the first time, yes. I don't enjoy calling you, shithead.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:17 AM (PUmDY)

They would have never let me that close to an end user, I did automation, me clients were, well nerds.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:20 AM (Rz2Nc)

438 Sadly no, those are illegal here in Commiefornia.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (tVQUs)

Just rig a leaf blower to a basket of employment application forms. The thieves will run off, gibbering in panic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:16 AM (nPGq2)

Good idea, I might opt to use some gum tree seed pods instead, those things will rip you to shreds.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:21 AM (tVQUs)

439 It was a Charmin budget brand, I guess. Think industrial/institutional toilet paper.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:19 AM (r/WuD)

Not Charmin? Perhaps just Barely Civil?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:21 AM (nPGq2)

440 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8iAVwt_Yc

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:21 AM (CLcKT)

441 He's a wealth manager/slash investment advisor, he's paid to worry about the stock market so I don't have to.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:13 AM (Rz2Nc)

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I'll preface my comment by saying my education is in finance and a good portion of my career was as well. But I don't get why people pay investment advisors. In the aggregate, they don't do any better than picking stocks randomly.

Best investment strategy is pick 2 or 3 no load, ultra cheap index funds. S&P500, Dow30, Dow100, Nasdaq, Russell, etc. Over the long run very few people beat the indexes. So why pay someone to do what you can do yourself for free?

Part of it I think is fear because people think
"oh I don't know anything about stocks, so I have to hire an expert". Well the dirty secret is that even the experts have no fucking clue. Ask 100 IAs about Stock X, 50 will say buy, 50 will say sell. It's an educated guess at best, a flip of a coin at worst. And yet they take a chink of your portfolio every year for that "expertise".

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (gpinW)

442 I would tell him I tried that for 2 days

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (PUmDY)

443
I see they are now making "old typewriter like" keyboards now. Price is anywhere from $90 to $800.

Also, another chic think is monitors that look like old TV sets, 50s era.

So, old typewriter for a keyboard and an old TV for a monitor.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)

444 Hmm. SPLC being sued by Center for Immigration Studies.

Maybe the Daughters of the Confederacy will go after them next.

Pretty amusing, a group of little old ladies who sip ice tea and exchange chicken salad recipes. Hate Group.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (/dN1M)

445 My neighborhood is lit up like Christmas every night of the year.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:25 AM (ePWRo)

446 Not Charmin? Perhaps just Barely Civil?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:21 AM (nPGq2)

Well, it was not the roughest toilet paper I have ever used, but it certainly did not make you think of wiping your ass with a baby bear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:25 AM (r/WuD)

447 387 -- Yeah, they do as a matter of fact. A couple years back, they closed at least one in Omaha. I'm sure the fact they had half a dozen more within walking distance had nothing to do with the decision.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 17, 2019 12:25 AM (urhTh)

448 Oh good lord, did Giuliani trip over his own dick again?

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2019 12:25 AM (pgXNG)

449 Old appliances are all the rage as well. Or new ones that are made to look like old ones. Old is in style across the board.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:25 AM (gpinW)

450 Have a recording of a big dog barking play when that light comes on.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:18 AM (aKsyK)

The neighbor already has a couple chihuahuas...

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:26 AM (tVQUs)

451 Surfperch, I was going to suggest rigging up some Claymore mines to the motion sensor. Kind of showy, though.


Yesterday talked to a CA refugee who lives in Flagstaff, has a collection, including an MG-34. But his M-1919 would be my first pick - though that sucker probably really chews up the brass, even worse than M-1s.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2019 12:26 AM (QDnY+)

452 So, old typewriter for a keyboard and an old TV for a monitor.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)

I think I'll stick with my IBM M keyboard at home. Sure, it is old, but it's got it where it counts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:28 AM (r/WuD)

453 Starbucks Closing 150 Locations

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9alpk57

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:28 AM (gpinW)

454 Hikaru - gonna help us out or make us go search?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2019 12:28 AM (QDnY+)

455 Maybe the PT Cruiser will make a comeback? It was designed to look like an old car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:29 AM (aKsyK)

456 458 Maybe the PT Cruiser will make a comeback? It was designed to look like an old car.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:29 AM (aKsyK)

Or the Plymouth Prowler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:31 AM (r/WuD)

457 I only saw one Prowler but lots of PT Cruisers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:31 AM (aKsyK)

458 So, old typewriter for a keyboard and an old TV for a monitor.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)

I think the big problem with making a PC keyboard from an old typewriter is not near enough keys to make the 101-key panel most of us are used to using.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:32 AM (nPGq2)

459 Lights all year is very irritating. My neighbors do that. Led lights are to blame.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:32 AM (PUmDY)

460 If moror people would engage in fart tubing than the US wood be a better place to l because people wood be happier !!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 17, 2019 12:32 AM (qM84C)

461 PT Cruiser? Isn't that a mini-van based on the Fiat 500?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:32 AM (CLcKT)

462 >>>458 Maybe the PT Cruiser will make a comeback? It was designed to look like an old car.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:29 AM (aKsyK)

Or the Plymouth Prowler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:31 AM (r/WuD)
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Electra 225

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:33 AM (ePWRo)

463 I'm sick of little cars.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:33 AM (ePWRo)

464 Hello sir ,
Please let me introduce myself . My name is Dr. Nigel Zulu Swahili I am glad to inform you that I have chosen you to be the benefactor of my fathers endowment account in your USA. I am planning to relocate to the US in 60 days and need someone like yourself to be my agent and manage my bank account. I will be depositing 159,000,000. Nigerian Blacknars ( 59.95 USD) for you to oversee. Please send your name, credit card information as well as SS# address and DL#
Mr. Sammy Bacwana c/o The Clinton Foundation, UN Pedophile Division Nigeria, West Africa

Posted by: gimmee you're money rip off scam at January 17, 2019 12:33 AM (ICWiF)

465 457 Hikaru - gonna help us out or make us go search?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2019 12:28 AM (QDnY+)

Article on Breitbart; apparently in a CNN interview, he's saying PDT's campaign may have colluded with Russia, but PDT himself didn't.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2019 12:34 AM (pgXNG)

466 Maybe the PT Cruiser will make a comeback? It was designed to look like an old car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:29 AM (aKsyK)



Or the Plymouth Prowler.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:31 AM (r/WuD)

But neither one of them really look like an old car. They look like cartoon parodies of old cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (nPGq2)

467
We're watching the 12AM rerun of Tucker. He had on some guy, a liberal himself, who has a paper and analysis out showing how Google generated over 1 million votes for Hillary during the 2016 election.

And then the other stuff, rigging Youtube pro-life searches

Google needs to die. Google and the other handful of big tech companies are a clear and present danger to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (f1Vqw)

468 Updating on a new device.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (4D532)

469 PT Cruiser? Isn't that a mini-van based on the Fiat 500?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 17, 2019 12:32 AM (CLcKT)

It's actually a compact SUV, according to Google.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (tVQUs)

470 Goodnight all. Thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (miE9U)

471 I'll preface my comment by saying my education is in finance and a good portion of my career was as well. But I don't get why people pay investment advisors. In the aggregate, they don't do any better than picking stocks randomly.

Best investment strategy is pick 2 or 3 no load, ultra cheap index funds. S&P500, Dow30, Dow100, Nasdaq, Russell, etc. Over the long run very few people beat the indexes. So why pay someone to do what you can do yourself for free?

Part of it I think is fear because people think
"oh I don't know anything about stocks, so I have to hire an expert". Well the dirty secret is that even the experts have no fucking clue. Ask 100 IAs about Stock X, 50 will say buy, 50 will say sell. It's an educated guess at best, a flip of a coin at worst. And yet they take a chink of your portfolio every year for that "expertise".

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:23 AM (gpinW)

Anyone can pick stocks in an up market, what they are really good at is a down market. The trades are cheap, as they trade in a Charles Schwab and Fidelity accounts. I have invested in my own investment accounts, did ok. Yes, the WSJ proved your point repeatedly with the experts against the darts. It's really not the way I want to spend my time and energy.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (Rz2Nc)

472 And now I have Sympathy for the Devil running in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (r/WuD)

473 That's ace's desk?!?! No wonder garrett won't allow him to live in his barn.

Posted by: literally serious at January 17, 2019 12:36 AM (13dPG)

474 470 Google needs to die. Google and the other handful of big tech companies are a clear and present danger to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (f1Vqw)

And now apparently they're sending out people to get hired at local newspapers and nudge their slant to be what Google wants it to be.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2019 12:36 AM (pgXNG)

475 Goodnight, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:36 AM (tVQUs)

476 But neither one of them really look like an old car. They look like cartoon parodies of old cars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (nPGq2)

Granted. I always wished they had done the Cord revival in ... mid 60s?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (r/WuD)

477 I knew a dude who had a PT Cruiser. He got it for a ridiculous low price, $10K new or something like that. Bare bones, commuter car. He sold it within a year though since so many people made fun of the fact he drove a PT cruiser.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (gpinW)

478 Somebody, I'm going to think Chevy because they're always wrong, did a knockoff of the PT Cruiser but left out the charm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (fuK7c)

479 Trying again.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (4D532)

480 Chevy PT Cruiser copy was the HHR

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:38 AM (gpinW)

481 Night qdpsteve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:38 AM (r/WuD)

482 Or... my Grandpa's 1953 Packard Clipper convertible. Royal Blue with a white top. And the chrome cormorant hood ornament. And he let me "drive" it for about 100 feet when I was about 8 or 9 or so.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 17, 2019 12:38 AM (CeJUf)

483 PT Vista Cruiser. It is time.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 12:38 AM (RuIsu)

484 Thanks Hikaru. Since there is and will be no evidence the campaign "colluded" with the Russians - again, whatever that's supposed to mean - then, meh.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2019 12:39 AM (QDnY+)

485

Of late, keyboard and mouse offerings have become absolute crap in my opinion. Microsoft hardware used to make some pretty good keyboards and mice. Now, it's flimsy, trendy, and overpriced crap.

I've got two PS/2 MS keyboards that I use on both my desktops, but the one on what used to be my main machine (the new screamer is rapidly becoming the main machine for me now) is getting worn out.

Now, I managed to get 3 of the old mice, wireless optical, older that used a big transmitter rather than the dinky dongles. I'm down to just one left.

I needed one for the new screamer, and I found a Logitech that was acceptable. Barely.

I don't want ergonomic and all these crazy designs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:39 AM (f1Vqw)

486 Chevy PT Cruiser copy was the HHR


Yes. That.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 12:39 AM (fuK7c)

487 >>>Best investment strategy is pick 2 or 3 no load, ultra cheap index funds. S&P500, Dow30, Dow100, Nasdaq, Russell, etc. Over the long run very few people beat the indexes. So why pay someone to do what you can do yourself for free?
_______________________________


Over 30 year period it's 10%. People get nervous, buy high, sell low.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:40 AM (ePWRo)

488 And now apparently they're sending out people to get hired at local newspapers and nudge their slant to be what Google wants it to be.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2019 12:36 AM (pgXNG)

Have you ever read through any major Bay Area Newspaper?

Constant praise for the Tech Giants and their agendas and not even a single Letter to the Editor remotely critical of Google and it's pals. All this and more, coming to a local newspaper near you.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:41 AM (tVQUs)

489 Good night everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 17, 2019 12:41 AM (8ZeGS)

490 Don't see how Goolag could generate a single vote for anybody, or how one would measure that. If one is talking about the Idiot Marinade in which the entire society soaks, 24/7 - the distortion, misinformation, and concealment that characterizes 90% of the "news" - then Goolag is just one part of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2019 12:41 AM (QDnY+)

491 Anyone can pick stocks in an up market, what they are really good at is a down market. The trades are cheap, as they trade in a Charles Schwab and Fidelity accounts. I have invested in my own investment accounts, did ok. Yes, the WSJ proved your point repeatedly with the experts against the darts. It's really not the way I want to spend my time and energy.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:35 AM (Rz2Nc)

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First off, don't worry about selling in down markets. It's impossible to predict bottoms. Dollar cost average into index funds. Put it on auto pilot for 30 years. Don't worry about up or down markets, in the long run it doesn't matter. Trying to time a top or a bottom is virtually impossible. You may get lucky once or twice but, long run, nobody can do it.





Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:42 AM (gpinW)

492 Night Bifbewalski.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:42 AM (r/WuD)

493 PDT prob has few, if any, stock investments. I didn't understand Wall vs Main St markets until I was educated about that.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:43 AM (PUmDY)

494
I knew a dude who had a PT Cruiser. He got it for a ridiculous low
price, $10K new or something like that. Bare bones, commuter car. He
sold it within a year though since so many people made fun of the fact
he drove a PT cruiser.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (gpinW)

I would like to see some custom shop "retro-ize" a PT Cruiser by grafting on the grille and headlights of a similarly-shaped late '30's car or pickup. And do the tail lights, and add running boards, too.
A Studebaker M-series truck grille and headlights might work:
https://barnfinds.com/wp-content/uplo
ads/2017/03/47-studebaker-M5-truck-1.jpg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:43 AM (nPGq2)

495 I knew a dude who had a PT Cruiser. He got it for a ridiculous low price, $10K new or something like that. Bare bones, commuter car. He sold it within a year though since so many people made fun of the fact he drove a PT cruiser.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:37 AM (gpinW)

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I worked for a guy who had a $70 million annual revenue business. He chose to drive a Mini Cooper because he lived far away and he wanted to save gas. Compare and contrast these two.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 12:44 AM (4D532)

496 'Night Bifbewalski.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 12:44 AM (tVQUs)

497
I worked for a guy who had a $70 million annual revenue business. He chose to drive a Mini Cooper because he lived far away and he wanted to save gas. Compare and contrast these two.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


That's how he got the $70M. By not wasting stuff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (aKsyK)

498 First off, don't worry about selling in down markets. It's impossible to predict bottoms. Dollar cost average into index funds. Put it on auto pilot for 30 years. Don't worry about up or down markets, in the long run it doesn't matter. Trying to time a top or a bottom is virtually impossible. You may get lucky once or twice but, long run, nobody can do it.





Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:42 AM (gpinW)

This is the money we have for the rest of our lives, to be honest it's not a small amount. These indexes stock mutual funds have higher manger fees than I'm paying. I'll gladly pay someone to handle the worry so I don't have too.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (Rz2Nc)

499 Even though I worked on Wall St, I don't actively invest. I put $X into index funds and SPDRs (which are effectively the same thing) every 2 weeks. Never panic sell like what a bunch of people did in December. Every now and then I may reallocate between growth and cyclical but other than that, it's on auto pilot. I don't even check balances more than a few times a quarter. I've been doing this for 10+ years, even during the 08 panic, didn't sell a thing. Plenty of active investors did and have regretted it ever since.

Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (gpinW)

500 The thing is Sony will cave a choose someone with Midfle Eastern heritage too play a white woman, because if there's one thing we know SJW and those who bow to them lack is knowledge of history.

This is like the time a basketball player complained about a non- African American having dreadlocks, and not one person mentioned how Dreads actually date back to the Greeks.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 17, 2019 12:46 AM (WtQOO)

501 Chevy PT Cruiser copy was the HHR

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:38 AM (gpinW)

HHR stands for "Heritage High Roof". Really.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:46 AM (nPGq2)

502 Tis time.

Parting thought--Windows 10 sucks maggot shit.


Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 17, 2019 12:46 AM (S/hVx)

503 These indexes stock mutual funds have higher manger fees than I'm paying.

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I doubt that. Index funds can be had for 0.05% mgmt fees.

Do what you feel is best, but in the aggregate, paying someone to manage you money is a waste of money, IMHO.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (gpinW)

504 I worked for a guy who had a $70 million annual revenue business. He chose to drive a Mini Cooper because he lived far away and he wanted to save gas. Compare and contrast these two.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

That's how he got the $70M. By not wasting stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (aKsyK)

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Yep, my point.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (4D532)

505 Was trying to find a picture of the '60s Cord concept car using internet fu and ran across this:

https://tinyurl.com/yaaa6j73

The Lamborghini 350 GTV is pretty beautiful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (r/WuD)

506
I don't want ergonomic and all these crazy designs.





Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:39 AM (f1Vqw
===

No? Wave keyboards are much nicer to type on.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (H421K)

507 460 I only saw one Prowler but lots of PT Cruisers.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:31 AM (aKsyK)



The Prowler was seen as a cool car. The PT Cruiser wanted to be a "cool" car. And then they found out the 40 year old women were the ones buying them.

Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2019 12:48 AM (cAnNx)

508 How about the Chevy SSR "truck"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:48 AM (aKsyK)

509 Front axle pretty low to the ground for its time.

Old Chevy P/Ups, grew up with them; the first one had a crank out windshield and the last one was an Apache 10. Pretty well know those trucks.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2019 12:50 AM (ePWRo)

510 How about the Chevy SSR "truck"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:48 AM (aKsyK)

It looks like the love child of a New Beetle and a Subaru Brat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:51 AM (nPGq2)

511 >> Don't see how Goolag could generate a single vote for anybody,

Here's the segment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CK02aQLQNA

The guy says content doesn't matter anymore, it's all presentation, the order in which shit comes up in search results.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:51 AM (f1Vqw)

512 Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:43 AM (nPGq2)

You might like James Hetfield's custom auto The Black Pearl ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 17, 2019 12:51 AM (LPnfS)

513 "to"

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:52 AM (PUmDY)

514 I worked for a guy who had a $70 million annual revenue business. He chose to drive a Mini Cooper because he lived far away and he wanted to save gas. Compare and contrast these two.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

That's how he got the $70M. By not wasting stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (aKsyK)


_____

Middle class people buy expensive cars so people think they're rich. Rich people buy average cars so people think they're NOT rich.

Truly rich people don't need to prove anything to anyone.

Of course there will always be the buyers of $175K Porsches and shit. But those are seldom if ever daily drivers. The same guy who has a $175K Porsche most likely drives a $35K car to work every day. Meanwhile his employee making 1/10 the income will have a $50K car to pretend he's rich.

The term $30K millionaire used to be a thing....dudes making $30K, but living as if they made $1M, all funded by debt. And eventually it collapses.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:55 AM (gpinW)

515 BM, Neu! is awesome

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 12:56 AM (PUmDY)

516 Speaking of cars....good new for all the EV fans here....

Ford will make an EV F150 in 2021. It was announced today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:56 AM (gpinW)

517 You might like James Hetfield's custom auto The Black Pearl ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 17, 2019 12:51 AM (LPnfS)

Nice. Something about it reminds me of the pre-War BMW 328 cabriolet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:57 AM (nPGq2)

518 >> No? Wave keyboards are much nicer to type on.

I'm an old dog. Perhaps if I'd learned to type on one of the curved LSD-tripping keyboards, I'd do all right. But my brain is burned with flat, straight keys. I'll miss like a hell with the curved ones.

I never had any formal typing training, but after 30 years, the QWERTY layout is burned in muscle memory. I couldn't draw the layout to save my life, but my fingers know where to go.

With a curved keyboard, my fingers go to the wrong place.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:57 AM (f1Vqw)

519 Do what you feel is best, but in the aggregate, paying someone to manage you money is a waste of money, IMHO.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (gpinW)

I respect your option, and really do appreciate them. In the grand scheme of things we are better off letting someone else mange them for what amounts to a rounding error. We live off investments. Primarily dividend and interest, we require X am mint a year to live off of, its his job to balance the investments to produce that. Other than that he and the cpa can discuss offsetting capital gains with capital losses. And my wife can deal with the both of them. I didn't quit gainful employment to sit at a desk, talk on the phone, or attend meetings.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 12:58 AM (Rz2Nc)

520 520 You might like James Hetfield's custom auto The Black Pearl ...

Posted by: Adriane the Radical French Toast Critic ... at January 17, 2019 12:51 AM (LPnfS)

Nice. Something about it reminds me of the pre-War BMW 328 cabriolet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:57 AM (nPGq2)

I like the front, but the back half seems off to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 12:59 AM (r/WuD)

521 Ford will make an EV F150 in 2021. It was announced today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:56 AM (gpinW)

Well, at least you can put a genset and a barrel of Diesel in the box, for making road trips.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 12:59 AM (nPGq2)

522 And I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 01:00 AM (nPGq2)

523 I worked for a guy who had a $70 million annual revenue business. He chose to drive a Mini Cooper because he lived far away and he wanted to save gas. Compare and contrast these two.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

That's how he got the $70M. By not wasting stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 12:45 AM (aKsyK)

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Yep, my point.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 12:47 AM (4D532)

LOL, my wife drives a Mini Cooper s to save gas money, lmao.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

524 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 01:01 AM (r/WuD)

525 Give me a late model Ford Ranger Super Cab, with the Euro Diesel conversion, which costs about $8k to do.

The platform MUST be a 4x4, or the conversion won't work.

Do this on an "Edge" trim option, with the four-door Supercab configuration.

The beauty of all this? Not one bit of Bluetooth or newer tech anywhere to be found.

Ain't a Lambo. But will last longer and go places that Lambos dread in their dreams.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 01:01 AM (QzJWU)

526 517 The term $30K millionaire used to be a thing....dudes making $30K, but living as if they made $1M, all funded by debt. And eventually it collapses.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 12:55 AM (gpinW)

I can't even imagine attempting that.

You're going to have a hell of a hard time even keeping your rent and electricity current (no pun intended) on an apartment on 30K in most places these days.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 17, 2019 01:01 AM (pgXNG)

527 Option=opinion

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:02 AM (Rz2Nc)

528 Proof...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zndpi8tNZyQ

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 01:05 AM (PUmDY)

529 The President is not obligated to appear before Congress for a SOTU.
The U.S. Constitution simply requires the Executive:

He shall from time to time give to Congress information of the State of the Union and recommend to their Consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient.
Article II, Section 3

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 17, 2019 01:07 AM (0x00j)

530 I learned to type on the Sears manual typewriter my folks gave me when I graduated from high school. I used that sucker for well over twenty years. Finally bought myself an electric typewriter. A few years later, splurged on an Apple II C, cutting edge of technology, floppy disks you could and did use as coasters. (A box of those old floppies and a paper punch -- you saved a fortune on double sided discs.) Many years later, I got my first Windows desktop. Had to replace it a couple of times when I inevitably installed a program the computer couldn't handle. Then I got my first laptop and discovered it had an absolutely flat keyboard. I just could not transition to that wretched keyboard. Got a wireless key board and wireless mouse . Had to replace them about once a year. One cat was hell on the keyboard, knocking it off the desk every so often. The other cat thought the mouse was the greatest kitty toy ever invented and batted it all around the bookstore when I forgot to put it in a drawer.

But basically, that was about forty years of using slanted, tiered keyboards. I just can't get the hang of these flat laptop keyboards. Not to mention I still pound the hell out of the keys since I used a manual typewriter for so many years. Hate those flat, touchy laptop keyboards. Look at a key and it types a character as if I had actually touched the stupid thing. Bleh.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 17, 2019 01:07 AM (urhTh)

531
With a curved keyboard, my fingers go to the wrong place.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 12:57 AM (f1Vqw)

===
Lol, to each his own. I sacrificed my wave keyboard to my mom, and she loves it. I'm deTERmined to unlearn qwerty someday and go Dvorak. I am, I swear!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 01:08 AM (H421K)

532 Talking Heads were profligate.

Posted by: Summer of Love at January 17, 2019 01:08 AM (FJrl0)

533
Washington and Adams gave "SOTU" speeches before Congress. Jefferson stopped it, thinking it too reminiscent of the King's speech to Parliament, and would just deliver a written letter every year to Congress.

And so it was for 100 years until Woodrow Wilson revived it. Asshole.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 01:10 AM (f1Vqw)

534 LOL, my wife drives a Mini Cooper s to save gas money, lmao.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

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When I was in road sales, we had a choice of a car allowance (taxed as income), or expense reimbursement for mileage (not taxable at time of payment).

I took the mileage money, and rented a Mini Cooper every week from Sunday afternoon to Thursday COB.

Eventually they just parked the thing Friday-Sunday and made it effectively mine.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:11 AM (4D532)

535 $30K millionaire was an early to mid 2000s thing so I guess adjusted for inflation it would be more like $45K millionaire today

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 01:13 AM (gpinW)

536 When I was in road sales, we had a choice of a car allowance (taxed as income), or expense reimbursement for mileage (not taxable at time of payment).

I took the mileage money, and rented a Mini Cooper every week from Sunday afternoon to Thursday COB.

Eventually they just parked the thing Friday-Sunday and made it effectively mine.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:11 AM (4D532)

I don't know what year yours as, but they are owned by BMW now. She had a 2015 that needed break work, came home with 2018, big improvements. I sent her to get my 2008 Jeep commander for a new muffler, she came back with the same car, go figure.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:15 AM (Rz2Nc)

537 The Hemi PT Cruiser projects a proper image.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 01:17 AM (RuIsu)

538 $30K millionaire was an early to mid 2000s thing so I guess adjusted for inflation it would be more like $45K millionaire today

As that when they encouraged sales people to go into debt so they would have to sell to make the commission to pay their bills? Because that was a thing once.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:18 AM (Rz2Nc)

539 As that when they encouraged sales people to go into debt so they would have to sell to make the commission to pay their bills? Because that was a thing once.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:18 AM (Rz2Nc)

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This sounds like Tin Men the movie type stuff.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:21 AM (4D532)

540 I took the mileage money, and rented a Mini Cooper every week from Sunday afternoon to Thursday COB.

Eventually they just parked the thing Friday-Sunday and made it effectively mine.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:11 AM (4D532)

___

Heh. I found an even better loophole on a project. I was 300ish miles away from the client. Same thing, I could expense miles or bill for a flight. I kinda did both. Flights were about $200 roundtrip but at 55 cents a mike, 600 miles of mileage was $350. So I flew, expensed miles and made $150 a week.

The downside to that is you don't have a car and you can't rent one since you're expensing mileage. But the client was downtown so I didn't want a car while there anyway and the train from the airport was $5 and a 20 min ride.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 17, 2019 01:22 AM (gpinW)

541
Now, I'm typing with this damned curved wireless keyboard in my lap. I brung it over a while back b3ecause I can't use a damned touch pad, and the spare mouse I had came with a keyboard combo.

Well, I've done pretty good, excpet for that 3 above.

The idea is to curve so yur hands can be more natural. But I want the row straight. \\ See, hyit the \\\ instead of the backspace 'cause the damn thing is curved.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 01:26 AM (f1Vqw)

542


Bwahahaha

Posted by: Calm DeMented at January 16, 2019 11:21 PM (oM64Y)

Been busy, just catching up. But I do know this guys name.

It's DICK! first name, Fucking.

CM is a good guy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:27 AM (sy5kK)

543 This sounds like Tin Men the movie type stuff.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:21 AM (4D532)

Maybe that's where they got the idea for the movie.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:29 AM (Rz2Nc)

544 she is in the house of reps, mandates are rare.

If you ever post about any of the other 434 reps, maybe you'll have a point.

Posted by: that's how it is at January 17, 2019 01:31 AM (5qMRB)

545 If you ever post about any of the other 434 reps, maybe you'll have a point.
Posted by: that's how it is at J



should you ever have one point, about anything, let us know.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 01:33 AM (MTjB1)

546 CM is a good guy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:27 AM (sy5kK)
True dat!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:34 AM (Rz2Nc)

547 549 CM is a good guy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:27 AM (sy5kK)
True dat!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:34 AM (Rz2Nc)

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Thank you both, very much!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:40 AM (4D532)

548 I guess I kill threads here, so I'm heading to bed. Good night all, and God Bless!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 17, 2019 01:40 AM (Rz2Nc)

549 So the PacNWMoMe had their first planning meeting.


We had a great time! And we have come up with a great plan!

Pac Northwesterners, keep the weekend of May 11 open. This is still tentative, and May 18 is the alternative.

nurse rached pointed out that May 18 is a date of historical significance in the Pacific NW. Very true. If we were playing Password, the clue I would use is "ash".



And NO!, it won't be in Seattle. We thought about all of the Horde, not just the Puget Sounders.


I'm looking at YOU, Washington Dry Siders, Idahoans, Montanans, and Oregonians.


And thanks to other Hordians for their ideas.


Can't say more at this time, but stay tuned, and if you have any remote idea of attending, make sure you contact MarkAndrewEdwards via his nic, which gets you to his own page and his email address. You'll be added to the email chain.

It is going to be great!




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:41 AM (sy5kK)

550 should you ever have one point, about anything, let us know.

Sure thing, superstar, I'll break out the puppets and children's dictionary to make sure a halfwit impressed by AOC gets it.

Posted by: that's how it is at January 17, 2019 01:44 AM (5qMRB)

551 JS, wow...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgHYhWgoBjM



Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2019 01:44 AM (PUmDY)

552 I'm looking at YOU, Washington Dry Siders, Idahoans, Montanans, and Oregonians.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:41 AM (sy5kK)


HEY!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 17, 2019 01:45 AM (NXsWM)

553 532 The President is not obligated to appear before Congress for a SOTU.
The U.S. Constitution simply requires the Executive:

He shall from time to time give to Congress information of the State of the Union and recommend to their Consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient.
Article II, Section 3
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 17, 2019 01:07 AM (0x00j)

He really should just write a few scribbles on a crumpled McDonald's napkin and fling it onto the floor of the House.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 17, 2019 01:49 AM (NXsWM)

554 555
I'm looking at YOU, Washington Dry Siders, Idahoans, Montanans, and Oregonians.









Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:41 AM (sy5kK)





HEY!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 17, 2019 01:45 AM (NXsWM)


Of COURSE you are invited, it would be fantastic to get a Hordian from the great state of Alaska!And BTW, if any Hordian has not been to Alaska, treat yourself to a fantastic experience. You will want to go back again.

Email MarkAndrewEdwards thru his nic.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:51 AM (sy5kK)

555 Well horde, gotta call it a night. The tablet has given it up via battery, and the phone is close. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:52 AM (4D532)

556 Take care, Calm Mentor.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 01:53 AM (sy5kK)

557
He really should just write a few scribbles on a crumpled McDonald's napkin and fling it onto the floor of the House.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 17, 2019 01:49 AM (NXsWM

====
Or parachute onto Nancy's Napa Valley estate and give it from there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 01:54 AM (H421K)

558
Oh hey, yankeefifth. I found something for you the other night. Not sure you saw it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 01:57 AM (H421K)

559 "Or parachute onto Nancy's Napa Valley estate and give it from there."
-Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 01:54 AM (H421K)

I can visualize the commentary from the 'Go Pro' on the descent. When he lands, it would be epic.

Hello, Horde. Just awoke an hour ago.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 01:59 AM (Ckg4U)

560 Hi Slap!
Welcome to Thursday. I'm still in Wednesday.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:01 AM (sy5kK)

561 Razorfist with "The Shutdown Shit-Show":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9QSYjTLYMU

5:15 Run Time

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:02 AM (Ckg4U)

562 Or parachute onto Nancy's Napa Valley estate and give it from there."
-Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 01:54 AM (H421K)

I can visualize the commentary from the 'Go Pro' on the descent. When he lands, it would be epic.

Hello, Horde. Just awoke an hour ago.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 01:59 AM (Ckg4U

---------

H&G Slap. Calling it a night here.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 02:02 AM (4D532)

563 Hello, LeftCoast Dawg!

Thank You. I'm feeling spry and fresh. *shakes head like a dog*

How's tricks, amigo?

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:03 AM (Ckg4U)

564 "H&G Slap. Calling it a night here."
-Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 02:02 AM (4D532)

G'Night, Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:04 AM (Ckg4U)

565

Now that was funny. I turned on my cell phone and noticed there was a message. I go to the voice mail thingy and listen. I'm greeted with "Somebody called here. Why the fuck would anybody call an not say nothin' and then hang up. Idiot!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (f1Vqw)

566 558 Well horde, gotta call it a night. The tablet has given it up via battery, and the phone is close. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 01:52 AM (4D532)

Wouldn't you be better off looking for a job rather than wasting your time on this site and begging for money?

Posted by: Get a job ya bum at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (O17Hm)

567
Now that was funny. I turned on my cell phone and
noticed there was a message. I go to the voice mail thingy and listen.
I'm greeted with "Somebody called here. Why the fuck would anybody call
an not say nothin' and then hang up. Idiot!"Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (f1Vqw
====

Ya answer that and it could go on forever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:08 AM (H421K)

568
So. It stalks by night.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:09 AM (H421K)

569 >>>The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with
him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of
himself too.
That's just like publius! He never scolds me!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2019 02:10 AM (NMAzL)

570 Psychotroll drite at 569!

Would one of the Cobs please tell the psychotic Momzer to get a life!

Posted by: Surfperch at January 17, 2019 02:11 AM (tVQUs)

571 "Wouldn't you be better off looking for a job rather than wasting your time on this site and begging for money?"
-Posted by: Get a job ya bum at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (O17Hm)

After you're done savoring another cock, you should look into getting paid for it. I know you've said that "The Blast" was the most fun, but there are other ways to spend your day.

I'm betting your asshole looks like a menstrual sheep farm in Aleppo, but you can wear undergarments to cover that.

Once you have earned some "legitimate" money, you may return and offer your commentary to people who strive to be better.

-Thank You.

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:11 AM (Ckg4U)

572 Someone has to say, “You know what? I’m just going to go on being funny like nothing happened.”


I try, and nothing happens.

*so much static, a weasel could slap it*

Posted by: Miklos, turnong that frown upside down! at January 17, 2019 02:12 AM (zCyNd)

573 ...""Somebody called here. Why the fuck would anybody call an not say nothin' and then hang up. Idiot!""
-Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (f1Vqw)

I've seen so many spoofed numbers lately that I worry about the State of the Internet.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:13 AM (Ckg4U)

574 Slapweasel.

I took your name in vain, earlier somewhere. For which I may or may not apologize, depending.

Cheers, even respecting your tender liver, bro.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:16 AM (QzJWU)

575 "Someone has to say, "You know what? I'm just going to go on being funny like nothing happened."
I try, and nothing happens.
*so much static, a weasel could slap it*
"
-Posted by: Miklos, turning that frown upside down! at January 17, 2019 02:12 AM (zCyNd)

I do that nearly every day, Brother. God bless you for your humor and your tact.

Now, if you don't mind, I could use some water.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:16 AM (Ckg4U)

576 Things are really good, Slap. We had our first meeting tonight (see 552) for the upcoming PacNWMoMe. It went well, and we have some good ideas hopefully all the attendees will enjoy.



And that Razorfist video was the perfect ending to a good day and evening.

Thanks for turning me on to Razorfist.



You're up early, is all ok?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:18 AM (sy5kK)

577 "Slapweasel.
I took your name in vain, earlier somewhere. For which I may or may not apologize, depending.
Cheers, even respecting your tender liver, bro.

-Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:16 AM (QzJWU)

*HAH!* I ain't Jesus Christ! Take that name and throw it around like a frisbee.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:18 AM (Ckg4U)

578 "A 79-year-old Ohio man called police to complain about the quality of "sexual services" rendered by a pair of prostitutes he paid $500 to visit his home, cops report."


The old guy got off easy.

Posted by: Duke Lacrosse Team at January 17, 2019 02:21 AM (zCyNd)

579 Oh, I'm okay, LeftCoast Dawg. It is few-and-far-between where I have a MeltDown, but it happens.

It sucks when thing crash around you and your Hero is left Oblivious to Life, but I get up every morning and I put one-foot-in-front-of-the-other.

If you called me, I'd be in Great Spirits because things aren't about me. Things are about how I react to them.

Sometimes, I forget that. Getting calls from people is a good reminder that I need a little Perspective.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:23 AM (Ckg4U)

580 577
Slapweasel.



I took your name in vain, earlier somewhere. For which I may or may not apologize, depending.




Jim, there is no such thing as bad publicity. To be mentioned, is to be known. Besides, Slapweasel is a man and can handle any crap from any direction. Being 29 has it's advantages, and one of them is experience!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:23 AM (sy5kK)

581 I Saw What You Did There, Miklos... *HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:24 AM (Ckg4U)

582 Let's see... Proctor & Gamble, an international conglomerate with a multi-billion dollar adververtising budget, cast the blanket accusation of "toxic masculinity" over every male in America; From high-schoolers to heart surgeons, military vets to veterinarians, right down to that "priviledged" guy who changes your oil at Jiffy-Lube. People whose biggest microphone is probably Facebook or Twitter, until they are exiled for heresy against the Progressive dogma that inspired this ad in the first place.

Who is being the REAL bully, here?

Alinsky Rule #4. Make them live up to their own rules

Posted by: qzy at January 17, 2019 02:24 AM (w82DS)

583 ...Wouldn't you be better off looking for a job rather than wasting your time on this site and begging for money?

Posted by: Get a job ya bum at January 17, 2019 02:05 AM (O17Hm)



Dude. How do you even TYPE with your mouth that full of Average Joe's cock?

p.s. You've got your respective roles inverted, brah.

By choice.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:24 AM (QzJWU)

584 I'm Just a Guy with a Keyboard, LeftCoast Dawg.

I'm looking-forward to my "Next Twenty-Nine", God-willing!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:26 AM (Ckg4U)

585 That is a great attitude to live by, Slap. Thanks for sharing. I wish you only the very best.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:26 AM (sy5kK)

586
Fellow morons, can we not quote it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:27 AM (H421K)

587 I Saw What You Did There, Miklos... *HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:24 AM (Ckg4U)


*marks this day on calendar as Very Special Day*

Posted by: Miklos, a mere Molnar at January 17, 2019 02:28 AM (zCyNd)

588 Thanks, LeftCoast Dawg. I always appreciate thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:28 AM (Ckg4U)

589 585
Let's see... Proctor Gamble, an international conglomerate with a
multi-billion dollar adververtising budget, cast the blanket
accusation of "toxic masculinity" over every male in America; From
high-schoolers to heart surgeons, military vets to veterinarians, right
down to that "priviledged" guy who changes your oil at Jiffy-Lube.
People whose biggest microphone is probably Facebook or Twitter, until
they are exiled for heresy against the Progressive dogma that inspired
this ad in the first place.

------------------------------


If challenged, I can drink enough beer to piss on the head of every PandG executive. It would be awesome, I would do it for free. Hell, I would pay for my own beer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:29 AM (sy5kK)

590 "*marks this day on calendar as Very Special Day*"
-Posted by: Miklos, a mere Molnar at January 17, 2019 02:28 AM (zCyNd)

You're a Silly Bastard! I freaking LOVE Silly Bastards!

*fistbump*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:30 AM (Ckg4U)

591 *HAH!* I ain't Jesus Christ! Take that name and throw it around like a frisbee.

I would prefer to think of it as a pie plate.


Mmmmm....pie......

Posted by: William Russell Frisbie at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (zCyNd)

592
Let's make #GilletteUser a thing. Not as simple and poetic as "soiboi" or "cuck," but nicely targeted.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (H421K)

593 Man... I can't tell you how much I appreciate hanging-out with my Late-Night Friends in the Horde.

It reminds me of years ago, when I was unemployed, as well.

Cthulhu, Shredded Chi and I (alongside various folks) would carry the thread until dawn.

I feel like these are "The Good Ol' Days", all-over-again.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:33 AM (Ckg4U)

594 595

Let's make #GilletteUser a thing. Not as simple and poetic as "soiboi" or "cuck," but nicely targeted.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (H421K)

It would be sophisticated, in a Horde-kind-of-way. And unlike "cuck", can be used in any crowd.

I like it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:34 AM (sy5kK)

595 "Mmmmm....pie......"
-Posted by: William Russell Frisbie at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (zCyNd)

#Goodthink

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:34 AM (Ckg4U)

596 "Let's make #GilletteUser a thing. Not as simple and poetic as "soiboi" or "cuck," but nicely targeted."
-Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (H421K)

Bunch of freaking GlideBrothers.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:35 AM (Ckg4U)

597 ...
If challenged, I can drink enough beer to piss on the head of every PandG executive. It would be awesome, I would do it for free. Hell, I would pay for my own beer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:29 AM (sy5kK)



No beer required.

Give me twenty minutes in the P&G boardroom, for an open presenation.

No fuckin' doubt I could make most of them back up and re-assess their positions.

I *have* Fortune 1000 Boardroom Experience. And am listed in Who's Who of Professionals.

Professional Egos are but cat's toys, to the skilled.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:36 AM (QzJWU)

598 ...*HAH!* I ain't Jesus Christ! Take that name and throw it around like a frisbee.

I would prefer to think of it as a pie plate.


Mmmmm....pie......

Posted by: William Russell Frisbie at January 17, 2019 02:31 AM (zCyNd)



I am a Frisbeetyrian.

We believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and no one can get it down.

If you've been bad though, your soul gets snagged by a Rottweiler.

Tough luck there, dude.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:42 AM (QzJWU)

599 So...all done rethinking the business model?

Remember, Boxes Are Toxic, right? Outside think?

Cool, you guys. Always-sales are a social construct.

So Miklos, guys in Hungary are buying the pink razors, right?

Posted by: P&G marketing genius at January 17, 2019 02:42 AM (zCyNd)

600 ..."Professional Egos are but cat's toys, to the skilled."
-Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:36 AM (QzJWU)

I'm not even that "skilled", but I'll bet I can make a boardroom think thrice about something, given ten minutes and a Gatorade.

Shit... I had to talk women into taking their clothes off in bars.

These "executives" would be quivering putty.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:43 AM (Ckg4U)

601 *HAH!*

G'Night, Jim!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:44 AM (Ckg4U)

602 F1000 experience? You are the perfect guy to ask this question to.


Jim, honestly, can you think of a recent move as amazingly stupid as that Gillette ad?


I mean, really, what in the DoWaDiddy were they thinking?


And I imagine all of the levels of approval that ad went through. There was nobody that spoke up. Didn't a single person say, just once, "do we really want to tell
American men they are azzholes? How will that sell Gillette
products?"


And I imagine how many of those people had appointments at HR earlier this week, and cleaning out their desks now.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:45 AM (sy5kK)

603 Shit... I had to talk women into taking their clothes off in bars.


Lousy job, but somebody....

Posted by: Miklos, marketing genius at January 17, 2019 02:45 AM (zCyNd)

604 We feel better now.

Posted by: the New Coke Marketing Team at January 17, 2019 02:47 AM (zCyNd)

605 @ Left Coast.

The last CEO I worked under, would have signed off on that in an instant.

He was under the thrall of the Marketing V.P.

When he should have heeded the wisdom of the Operations V.P.

Corporate Politics differ little from the Executive Cabinet. And that's a whole 'nuther discussion.



NITE, horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2019 02:51 AM (QzJWU)

606 BTW... folks need to look for the Razorfist (A Rant) because he does Gaming topics and Music topics all the time.

His (A Rant) videos are given to his frustration with the politics in Arizona. Go Figure. John McCain and Jeff Flake, anyone?

His takes are a fury of verbiage that I could only wish to achieve on my best day, on cocaine, pre-written with Raw, Sufficient Anger.

Anyone who has talked to me on the phone knows that I Got Skillz, Y'all! I've honed my language, lexicon, tone and cadence to a well-crafted edge.

This Guy puts me to All-Sorts-of-Shame with his rants.

Search YouTube for The Rageaholic and you'll see what I'm saying.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 02:53 AM (Ckg4U)

607 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 02:56 AM (BHU1I)

608 Good nite, Jim.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 02:56 AM (sy5kK)

609 Search YouTube for The Rageaholic and you'll see what I'm saying.



Like Pat Condell with a black t-shirt and sunglasses.

Posted by: the New Miklos Marketing Team at January 17, 2019 02:59 AM (zCyNd)

610 "Shit... I had to talk women into taking their clothes off in bars.
Lousy job, but somebody...
"
-Posted by: Miklos, marketing genius at January 17, 2019 02:45 AM (zCyNd)

Of course you did. That's what we do.

...now imagine convincing her to take her clothes off in front of everyone, just so she could dance to her favorite tune.

I had as many convincing diatribes as I had looks like I was Satan in the Flesh.

They had "ringers", so if I failed, we had two-or-three women who would do it, but the job wasn't easy.

I hated it and I drank like I hated it. I also got the microphone and entertained the "tens" in attendance.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:00 AM (Ckg4U)

611 Howdy, redc1c4! Welcome to Late-Nite Chat with your host, Miklos.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)

612 Her passing was hastened by her continued frustration with the Trump administration, it read.

So this lifelong Democrat died because other wanted more freedom, economic opportunities, and smaller government.

Why cannot this happen to another million or so.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:03 AM (JFO2v)

613 "Like Pat Condell with a black t-shirt and sunglasses."
-Posted by: the New Miklos Marketing Team at January 17, 2019 02:59 AM (zCyNd)

...and no posh, erudite British accent to back him up on the Respectability Scale.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:04 AM (Ckg4U)

614 ..."Why cannot this happen to another million or so."
-Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:03 AM (JFO2v)

Prayer is powerful, amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:06 AM (Ckg4U)

615 614 ..."Why cannot this happen to another million or so."
-Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:03 AM (JFO2v)

Prayer is powerful, amigo.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:06 AM (Ckg4U)

My guess is her fav pres ate big macs and interns in oval office.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:09 AM (JFO2v)

616 Howdy, redc1c4! Welcome to Late-Nite Chat with your host, Miklos.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)

Don't give him the 900 number. Those calls routed through Moldavia for "late nite chats" are for...a select kind of market.

Posted by: Miklos Ciscarpathia SRL at January 17, 2019 03:10 AM (zCyNd)

617 "My guess is her fav pres ate big macs and interns in oval office."
-Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:09 AM (JFO2v)

He like the Special Sauce.

The lettuce and cheese on a sesame-seed bun was "otherized".

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:12 AM (Ckg4U)

618 ...now imagine convincing her to take her clothes off in front of everyone, just so she could dance to her favorite tune.


One can only imagine how it worked in the alley out back.


*imagines*

Posted by: Miklos, mildly distracted at January 17, 2019 03:12 AM (zCyNd)

619 So a judge says no citizenship question of 2020 census.

What if PDT says print it! With question!

Judge has no Army or SS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:13 AM (JFO2v)

620 "Don't give him the 900 number. Those calls routed through Moldavia for "late nite chats" are for...a select kind of market."
-Posted by: Miklos Ciscarpathia SRL at January 17, 2019 03:10 AM (zCyNd)

You know me better than that. I have Sworn an Oath to Oden that shall never be betrayed.

Beside, I field most of those calls and I simply don't mind.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:14 AM (Ckg4U)

621 "One can only imagine how it worked in the alley out back."
*imagines*
-Posted by: Miklos, mildly distracted at January 17, 2019 03:12 AM (zCyNd)

God granted me the Freedom from Diseases in Those Days, I guess.

There are probably three Little Slapweasels menacing kitchens in the N.E. Ohio area, however.

I feel sorry for the oven-mitts.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:17 AM (Ckg4U)

622 PDT needs to give the SOTU in a Stadium he can fill! Charge small admission. Sell beer and popcorn.
It would be GREAT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:17 AM (JFO2v)

623 Alinsky Rule #4. Make them live up to their own rules

Posted by: qzy

Or the Laws of Gravity

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at January 17, 2019 03:22 AM (sFO1P)

624 622
PDT needs to give the SOTU in a Stadium he can fill! Charge small admission. Sell beer and popcorn.

It would be GREAT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:17 AM (JFO2v)

And then donate the gate receipts to Angel Families, especially the ones that had loved ones killed by illegal aliens who have been deported many times.

Include those Angel Moms that went to Pelosi's office and were denied a meeting with her, as she hid in her office.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 03:23 AM (sy5kK)

625 Or the Laws of Gravity
Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at January 17, 2019 03:22 AM (sFO1P)

or any laws. 22 M living here illegally do not follow any laws.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:24 AM (JFO2v)

626 There are probably three Little Slapweasels menacing kitchens in the N.E. Ohio area, however.


I am told that the Hungarians in Cleveland (or specifically Lorain) can be acquired.

Correction-The chicks, not the language.

Posted by: Miklos, szep picsa, bebi! at January 17, 2019 03:27 AM (zCyNd)

627 Posted by: Miklos Ciscarpathia SRL at January 17, 2019 03:10 AM (zCyNd)

-----------

Thank you very much sir!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:28 AM (4D532)

628 It would be Yuuuge! Classy, really. Really, really classy. These guys know... *clap-clap-clap!*

It would be an enormous event that Real People could get behind.

...this guy knows what I'm talking about.

We, The People could fill a stadium and talk about real American Issues with real American People and Make America Great Again.

...that's right.

Make America Great Again.

We can shit all-over the Democrats... [*Applause Break*] ...because they are the Ruling Class that keep us from our goals.

...this guy knows it. ...that lady knows it, too. Thanks for coming out. You're Great People. Look at this Crowd!

[*Applause Break*]

You're all very, very special people. I know this. I do. I really do.

*45,000 people giving a Standing Ovation*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:28 AM (Ckg4U)

629 Or the Laws of Gravity

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at January 17, 2019 03:22 AM (sFO1P)

Overrule........

*slump*

Posted by: Notorious RBG 2020!!!! at January 17, 2019 03:29 AM (zCyNd)

630 Census 2020, if we dont have a question we will use the last 36mon of financial transfer data to estimate number of illegals thru their remittances and deduct those folks who are under another's jurisdictio .

Posted by: L-188 Loadmasters Association at January 17, 2019 03:29 AM (sFO1P)

631 Just finished watching my DVD copy of The Great Escape with the trivia option turned on.

Hannes Messemer who played von Luger was a POW of the Russians. Two of the other German actors were American POWs. One German fled East Berlin with his family just three days before the Berlin Wall went up.

McQueen's bike was in fact a Triumph made to look like a BMW R12. The jump between the barricades earned the stunt rider a $1000 bonus.

Donald Pleasence was shot down in a Lancaster and spent a year in a POW camp. After the Great Escape a notice was posted that read "Escape is no longer a sport."

James Garner saw five months combat in Korea and during filming of the movie in Germany visited his old unit the 5th RCT of the 24th which was then based in Augsburg.

The two trains in the film, both 1944 models, were found in a Munich railyard where they were still being used.

Paul Brickhill who authored the book the movie was based on was a Spitfire pilot who was shot down over Tunisia in 1943. He was at Stalag Luft III but was barred by Big X from the escape due to extreme claustrophobia.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 03:29 AM (4DC4H)

632 "I am told that the Hungarians in Cleveland (or specifically Lorain) can be acquired.
Correction-The chicks, not the language.
"
-Posted by: Miklos, szep picsa, bebi! at January 17, 2019 03:27 AM (zCyNd)

We LOVE our Hungarian and Polish broads!

*Rolls Out the Barrels*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:30 AM (Ckg4U)

633 Prayer is powerful, amigo.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:06 AM (Ckg4U)

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A freaking men, brother.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:30 AM (4D532)

634 Thank you very much sir!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:28 AM (4D532)

You are very welcome. Now just help me pass my PMI PMP exam....

Posted by: Miklos, himself a project to be managed at January 17, 2019 03:32 AM (zCyNd)

635 You are very welcome. Now just help me pass my PMI PMP exam....
Posted by: Miklos, himself a project to be managed at January 17, 2019 03:32 AM (zCyNd)

I would sincerely be happy to. I have a a PMP.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:35 AM (4D532)

636 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has murder-eyes. Seriously, she looks like she want to kill me and all my friends and family.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 17, 2019 03:35 AM (Xqo6t)

637 ..."Now just help me pass my PMI PMP exam..."
-Posted by: Miklos, himself a project to be managed at January 17, 2019 03:32 AM (zCyNd)

That looks like something having to do with the prostate. I'll in no form or fashion allow the advancement of such Anal Wizardry.

*sends cease-and-desist letter*

I'm ashamed for you and your Family. Perhaps you might bring a better form of yourself to this blog, next time.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:36 AM (Ckg4U)

638 Serious Cat, why do you think I call her Doll Eyes Alex.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 03:38 AM (4DC4H)

639 I'm outraged. I'm calling my Aunt. There is no need for such language around these parts.

*Aunt Donna? What's a PMI PMP?*

-really?

*okay*

--*Love you! G'bye.*

You're lucky, Mister. I was about to have your spine removed with a backhoe.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:41 AM (Ckg4U)

640 That looks like something having to do with the prostate. I'll in no form or fashion allow the advancement of such Anal Wizardry.

*sends cease-and-desist letter*

I'm ashamed for you and your Family. Perhaps you might bring a better form of yourself to this blog, next time.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:36 AM (Ckg4U.

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Sheesh. The Project Management I know does not even go near the anus......

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:41 AM (4D532)

641 Sheesh. The Project Management I know does not even go near the anus......
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:41 AM (4D532)

I thot all Proj Mgmt was about being anal!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:43 AM (JFO2v)

642 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 03:29 AM (4DC4H)

When a teenager, I met the man who was, in part, the inspiration for the McQueen character in The Great Escape. Also met Moffat Burriss, the first man across the bridge at Nijmegen. He was so impressed with the speed with which the Army engineers could throw bridges that he began a very successful construction company in SC based on rapid construction from steel components.

Posted by: Miklos, proud to have met them at January 17, 2019 03:43 AM (zCyNd)

643 "Sheesh. The Project Management I know does not even go near the anus..."
-Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:41 AM (4D532)

They're outside of Hollywood.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:43 AM (Ckg4U)

644 Sheesh. The Project Management I know does not even go near the anus......
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:41 AM (4D532)

I thot all Proj Mgmt was about being anal!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:43 AM (JFO2v)

------------

It is, but just by verbal description, not forays into the actual area.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:45 AM (4D532)

645 -Posted by: Miklos, proud to have met them at January 17, 2019 03:43 AM (zCyNd)

Between you and Anna Puma, now we have to learrrrrrn.

Freaking Buzzkills, the Both O' Yaz.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:46 AM (Ckg4U)

646 So the South Dakota legislature is considering a bill that would ban transgender men from competing in women's competitive athletics.


Transgenders and the ACLU are actively against it. ACLU claims transgenders as a protected class, supersede a natural woman's right to compete against other natural women.


ACLU comment misses the entire point of the bill about the inherent unfairness of biological differences, and the transgenders are pulling the victim card, to shame them and make them feel not worthy.




Rush Limbaugh talked about this earlier today on his show. His opinion is the women, specifically hardcore feminist types, have boxed themselves into a corner with their false argument of "equality". Their default support group is the "oppressed". Politically, it has served them well. Now, continuing this plan means women's competitive sports are destroyed when transgenders regularly beat the XX women. Because no matter how one changes a law to fit a narrative, we can't change mother nature.


Men are more athletic than woman in sports, and that gives men advantages. Even if they take hormones and chop off their nuts. Their bone and muscle structure is bigger and stronger.


Yet feminists now face a new dilemma, do they try to counter the male-born transgender because of "equality", knowing that this essentially kills women's sports? Do they, for the first time, step up by admitting there are differences between men and women?

Of course not. South Dakota is stepping into a volatile subject. I for one am glad they are.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 03:48 AM (sy5kK)

647 I'm ashamed for you and your Family. Perhaps you might bring a better form of yourself to this blog, next time.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:36 AM (Ckg4U)

Dad was a CPA.

Do your worst.

*Slapweasel>mind>gutter*

Posted by: Miklos, witha lousy Karl Marx U Ph.D. at January 17, 2019 03:48 AM (zCyNd)

648 Phonetically, it should have been "The Both O Yuhz".

I am happy that I clarified that point for no other reason than to satisfy myself.

You are now free to move about the cabin.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:49 AM (Ckg4U)

649 646 So the South Dakota legislature is considering a bill that would ban transgender men from competing in women's competitive athletics.

Nope They made the bed! Now lie down!

Please let come to the natural conclusion that the 2024 French Womens Bike Team will be 3rd class men.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:51 AM (JFO2v)

650 My Dad could beat-up Your Dad. He was in the Army.

..and I'm dating a Girl from Canada. You wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:52 AM (Ckg4U)

651 Freaking Buzzkills, the Both O' Yaz.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:46 AM (Ckg4U)

What? Burriss Construction did the steel framing of the only Starbucks near me (sign out front).

The irony.

Posted by: Miklos, looking into weasels as pets at January 17, 2019 03:53 AM (zCyNd)

652 spent several hours at a local public meeting tonight.

i annoyed people who needed to be annoyed.

i made several productive suggestions, and others that were ignored.

i had fun, at the expense of the person who needed to be annoyed.

and i was an active participant in my local government, for all the good that will do, but at least i try.

i am now swilling rum

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 03:55 AM (BHU1I)

653 no other reason than to satisfy myself.

You know this guy Publius?

Posted by: Miklos, get a room you two at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (zCyNd)

654 "What? Burriss Construction did the steel framing of the only Starbucks near me (sign out front).
The irony.
"
-Posted by: Miklos, looking into weasels as pets at January 17, 2019 03:53 AM (zCyNd)

They are a wholly-owned subsidiary of Slapweasel Industries.®

Their foreman is a dick, but he's on-time and under-budget.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (Ckg4U)

655
Please let come to the natural conclusion that the 2024 French Womens Bike Team will be 3rd class men.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 03:51 AM (JFO2v)
By then, the women's apparel market for Nike will be dead.


And there is very little that's natural about that conclusion. ;-)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 03:57 AM (sy5kK)

656 spent several hours at a local public meeting tonight.

i annoyed people who needed to be annoyed.

i made several productive suggestions, and others that were ignored.

i had fun, at the expense of the person who needed to be annoyed.

and i was an active participant in my local government, for all the good that will do, but at least i try.

i am now swilling rum
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 03:55 AM (BHU1I)

---------------

Good onya! Enjoy the rum and be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 03:58 AM (4D532)

657 "You know this guy Publius?"
-Posted by: Miklos, get a room you two at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (zCyNd)

I do. He publishes a lot of stuff in Early America.

If you mean the other guy? I know him, too. Good dude who is bonkers about computers and their overall throughput systems.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:59 AM (Ckg4U)

658 656
spent several hours at a local public meeting tonight.




...................


i am now swilling rum


========================



Cause and effect.


It's science!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:01 AM (sy5kK)

659 M. Calm Mentor, PMP-

Here's the deal-

They've changed the PMI stuff since I did my classroom hours a year ago. Renamed things, added Agile process.

The exam expects you to Figure It Out, based on the PMI Way Of Thinking. Apparently there are no right answers, only wrong ones.

A friend was, in his Air Force capacity, in charge of the AF1 advance team. Serious responsibility.

Retired from that, and failed the PMP exam.

Something is wrong here. I ain't skeered, just don't understand the rules of the game.

Posted by: Miklos, turnin' his life around at January 17, 2019 04:03 AM (zCyNd)

660 I assume the Olympics being a hard core leftist organization will be allowing cross genders soon.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:04 AM (/rm4P)

661 (O17Hm)

After a dude cums on your face, do you revel, or do you just Take it Like a Broad?

I got questions, Y'all!

Also, I thought that having the tattoo "Playground" above your ass seemed a bit unnecessary.

We all know your proclivities, so the ink is redundant.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:04 AM (Ckg4U)

662 (the following is a practice comment for a later date)

o/t:

noodling around the internet i came up with this interesting story:

you know burton gilliam? yes, you do - he's the guy who played taggert's henchman, lyle, in "blazing saddles" (who tells the rail crew to sing camptown races). here's how he ended up in the movies:

he was a fireman in dallas (12 years) who noticed an ad for extras for a movie "paper moon". he went out and among 400 others got picked, got a role as a hotel clerk and ended up with the 6th largest role in the movie. 3 months later he got a call at the fire house from a mel brooks who wanted him for his new movie. he hung up thin king it was another prank. then richard pryor called, then brooks again, then bogdanovich from paper moon telling him to take the job. so they fly him out to hollywood and they tell him they rewrote the role for him but he still turned them down - not enough money! he wanted as much as he earned as a fireman in a year ($12,000). he ended uo getting $25,000 and began a long career of over 90 roles.

just goes to show, kids, give it a chance, you never know.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 17, 2019 04:05 AM (Pg+x7)

663 what was all that about some bint dying sooner because of Trump?

i suxors at searching a thread.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:05 AM (BHU1I)

664 661 I assume the Olympics being a hard core leftist organization will be allowing cross genders soon.
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:04 AM (/rm4P)

oh please! Let some shit hole country win the womens gold soccer with the best tucks and padded bras

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 04:06 AM (JFO2v)

665 Now watching the featurettes on the second DVD that are narrated by Burt Reynolds.

For technical advice Sturges brought in at Paul Brickhill's advice Wally Floody who actually built the tunnels at Stalag Luft III. How close to authentic did they get? Floody said he was having nightmares.

The biggest reason for filming in Germany was because SEG objected to the choice of the original US location and forbade the film crew from hiring any locals as extras.

As for the trade items Henley used to scrounge, the film crew decided not to mention the British and US secret efforts to aid prisoner escapes with little extras in parcels in order to keep those methods secret.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 04:07 AM (4DC4H)

666 >>>i suxors at searching a thread.
CTRL+F. Hi, Heartless!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2019 04:07 AM (NMAzL)

667 Get a job ya bum

Bless yore lil' heart.

*consults AceCorp policy manual section 3.36a Axe handle, usage thereof*

Posted by: Miklos, turnin' his life around at January 17, 2019 04:07 AM (zCyNd)

668 ..." suxors at searching a thread."
-Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:05 AM (BHU1I)

CTRL+F type the key word you are looking for.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (Ckg4U)

669 664
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ kentucky-womans-death-was-hastened-by-frustration-with-trump-white-house-obituary-claimed

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (JFO2v)

670 Hello, Miley.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (Ckg4U)

671 I don't want to get up, and got to leave in a hour.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (/rm4P)

672 late, met nurse and lcd, if these two are the future of the horde, count me in!
Great MeMo!
And we are going to blow you're socks off (just your socks, nothing else.) cause you know, Texans' got nothing on us! Yakima! May! Mt. St. Helens. bring your own ash! LOL

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 17, 2019 04:09 AM (LOq4H)

673 Their foreman is a dick, but he's on-time and under-budget.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (Ckg4U)

Es verdad. Pero yo trabajo aqui porque tengo cojones como mi Jefe.

Posted by: El foreman de Industrias Slapweasel SA de CV at January 17, 2019 04:10 AM (zCyNd)

674
Their foreman is a dick, but he's on-time and under-budget.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (Ckg4U)

I've found that the best foremen can be ferocious dicks, and the only way to not have that happen is to make sure the project is as you describe. In the end, on time and under budget is what everyone wants. If the job was bid correctly, and workers are competent, the supplies show up on time, the foreman is less of a dick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:10 AM (sy5kK)

675 "I don't want to get up, and got to leave in a hour."
-Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (/rm4P)

It is "an" hour, you mindless twirp.

Get the fuck up. Stay the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. and don't be a fuckup.

Welcome to Thursday!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:11 AM (Ckg4U)

676 Calm Mentor, PMP-

Here's the deal-

They've changed the PMI stuff since I did my classroom hours a year ago. Renamed things, added Agile process.

The exam expects you to Figure It Out, based on the PMI Way Of Thinking. Apparently there are no right answers, only wrong ones.

A friend was, in his Air Force capacity, in charge of the AF1 advance team. Serious responsibility.

Retired from that, and failed the PMP exam.

Something is wrong here. I ain't skeered, just don't understand the rules of the game.
Posted by: Miklos, turnin' his life around at January 17, 2019 04:03 AM (zCyNd)

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Sorry man. I can believe this. PMP was pretty straightforward, so I can see where they would mess with you on a rating with a different designation. A distinction without a difference.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 04:11 AM (4D532)

677 In, on, around 0515hrs I need to be out the door, and still not moving

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:13 AM (/rm4P)

678 674
Their foreman is a dick, but he's on-time and under-budget.



Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 03:56 AM (Ckg4U)



Es verdad. Pero yo trabajo aqui porque tengo cojones como mi Jefe.

Posted by: El foreman de Industrias Slapweasel SA de CV at January 17, 2019 04:10 AM (zCyNd)


It's in secret code! That takes balls!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:15 AM (sy5kK)

679 "Es verdad. Pero yo trabajo aqui porque tengo cojones como mi Jefe."
-Posted by: El foreman de Industrias Slapweasel SA de CV at January 17, 2019 04:10 AM (zCyNd)

Su Jefe tiene pelotas con *clack*!

Tenemos que comprende La Verdad.

Sin que? Estamos personas con Nada!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:15 AM (Ckg4U)

680 676
"I don't want to get up, and got to leave in a hour."

-Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:08 AM (/rm4P)



It is "an" hour, you mindless twirp.



Get the fuck up. Stay the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. and don't be a fuckup.



Welcome to Thursday!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:11 AM (Ckg4U)

Ok, enough of the sweet talk.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:16 AM (sy5kK)

681 678 In, on, around 0515hrs I need to be out the door, and still not moving
Posted by: Skip

"Out of your rack, off your ass, get your shit, on the craft."
See? It's easy.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 17, 2019 04:16 AM (LOq4H)

682 Somebody send Skip breakfast

#gofeedskip

Posted by: Miklos, with maybe 3 eggs in the house at January 17, 2019 04:17 AM (zCyNd)

683 Whoa, busy nite - almost 700 comments on a Wednesday!

Mornin' all

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:17 AM (fTX7q)

684 Breakfast on the go- it's my specialty lately.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:18 AM (fTX7q)

685 It is easy to "sweet-talk" as an unemployed layabout whose life revolves around caring for a "Five-Year-Old and an Eight-Year-Old".

I'm a Home-Bitch who makes cookies and sammiches.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:19 AM (Ckg4U)

686 Hey all, I'm checking out for the night.


Great talking with all of you.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 04:19 AM (sy5kK)

687 ...and pancakes. Let's NOT forget the pancakes.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:20 AM (Ckg4U)

688 G'Night, LeftCoast Dawg.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:20 AM (Ckg4U)

689 Just instant oatmeal and a Engish muffin today

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:20 AM (/rm4P)

690 I'm a Home-Bitch who makes cookies and sammiches.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:19 AM (Ckg4U)

But i bet you are appreciated for it. If not in this life, the next

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:21 AM (fTX7q)

691 Tenemos que comprende La Verdad.


Sounded better in the original Slav.

Posted by: Miklos, the Horde Cries Out!! at January 17, 2019 04:21 AM (zCyNd)

692 >>instant oatmeal and a English muffin today

DON'T FORGET THE COFFEE!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:23 AM (fTX7q)

693
Great talking with all of you.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

night lcd, you're way bigger than you type...lol

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 17, 2019 04:23 AM (LOq4H)

694 So much for going to bed hey. Guess when you don't have to get up in the morning either for a job or for family you may as well stay on the internet awaiting your Nembutal order
Posted by: Get a job ya bum at January 17, 2019 04:00 AM (O17Hm

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Dayum BC, keep it up. You have no idea how much your posts are helping me.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 04:23 AM (4D532)

695 ah-HA!

it never w*rked for me before, but *this* time i got a search bar...

will wonders never cease?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:25 AM (BHU1I)

696 "But I bet you are appreciated for it. If not in this life, the next."
-Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:21 AM (fTX7q)

That helps and I Thank You for it.

I play "silly", as when I delve into this situation, I can get really depressed.

That's why I'm here, though. The Horde is a Small Escape from watching my Heroes fall.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:25 AM (Ckg4U)

697 "Sounded better in the original Slav."
-Posted by: Miklos, the Horde Cries Out!! at January 17, 2019 04:21 AM (zCyNd)

Because Of Course it did.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:26 AM (Ckg4U)

698 Dayum BC, keep it up.


Take a powder, BC.

Posted by: Miklos, both early and late agian at January 17, 2019 04:26 AM (zCyNd)

699 Es verdad. Pero yo trabajo aqui porque tengo cojones como mi Jefe.



Posted by: El foreman de Industrias Slapweasel SA de CV at January 17, 2019 04:10 AM (zCyNd)
---
Los flojos traban doble.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:27 AM (BHU1I)

700 ...and pancakes. Let's NOT forget the pancakes.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:20 AM (Ckg4U)

Hah! My mom is crazy about pancakes- can we have .... PANCAKES today? We just had pancakes for breakfast, mom. Oh, but they are soooo good! I want to eat PANCAKES all the meals!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:27 AM (fTX7q)

701 I live for coffee

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:29 AM (/rm4P)

702 i've got a recipe for cornmeal pancakes that i used to make when i was a kid... found it in Joy of Cooking, which is the book to own if you can only have one cook book.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:30 AM (BHU1I)

703 We are supposed to get 1 to 3 inches of white stuff today, hasn't started yet.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:30 AM (/rm4P)

704 spent several hours at a local public meeting tonight.

i annoyed people who needed to be annoyed.

i made several productive suggestions, and others that were ignored.

i had fun, at the expense of the person who needed to be annoyed.

and i was an active participant in my local government, for all the good that will do, but at least i try.

i am now swilling rum
Posted by: redc1c4

Tell the local.pols you work for a big developer and they will give you bj's

Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2019 04:30 AM (sFO1P)

705 That's why I'm here, though. The Horde is a Small Escape from watching my Heroes fall.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:25 AM (Ckg4U)

Oh, i get it. Same boat.

Laughter helps keep me sane. The realization of it all is truly just hitting me, even tho i've known what's happening for a long time.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:31 AM (fTX7q)

706 I live for coffee

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:29 AM (/rm4P)

---
i live for alcohol...

i'd live for sex too, but i'm married, so that's not on the menu.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:31 AM (BHU1I)

707 Hah! My mom is crazy about pancakes- can we have .... PANCAKES today? We just had pancakes for breakfast, mom. Oh, but they are soooo good! I want to eat PANCAKES all the meals!
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:27 AM (fTX7q)

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At her end, my Mom was like this. Pancakes for breakfast. Grilled cheese for lunch and dinner. Good grief!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 04:32 AM (4D532)

708 "[]Hah! My mom is crazy about pancakes- can we have .... PANCAKES today? We just had pancakes for breakfast, mom. Oh, but they are soooo good! I want to eat PANCAKES all the meals!"
-Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:27 AM (fTX7q)

That's so sweet!

My Dad has stopped being a "Hungry-Hungry Hippo", as Mom had deemed him.

That worries me.

We visit one of his doctors on Friday.

...Blueberry Pancakes are still a favorite around these parts.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:33 AM (Ckg4U)

709 I propose a #gocovfefeme for Skip.

Best platform?

Posted by: Miklos, the Moronopoly guy at January 17, 2019 04:33 AM (zCyNd)

710 ..."Laughter helps keep me sane. The realization of it all is truly just hitting me, even tho I've known what's happening for a long time."
-Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:31 AM (fTX7q)

The term "Creeping-In" works well here. I try not to let it encroach upon my attitude, but I'm Just a Human With a Keyboard.

The more I talk to others, the better my attitude rests upon God's clouds of Glory.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:37 AM (Ckg4U)

711 Los flojos traban doble.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 04:27 AM (BHU1I)

OK.

*authenticates transmission, waits for something about John and a moustache*

Posted by: Miklos, chair against the wall at January 17, 2019 04:37 AM (zCyNd)

712 I saw Clouds of Glory open for the Slapweasels at Ace's Midcity in '91.

Posted by: Miklos, that's the ticket at January 17, 2019 04:40 AM (zCyNd)

713 ..."*authenticates transmission, waits for something about John and a moustache*"
-Posted by: Miklos, chair against the wall at January 17, 2019 04:37 AM (zCyNd)

I think it was about a chair and a wall with "work" and an Olympic sprinter intertwined.

We cannot be definitive until the Wind-Talkers have had their way with it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:41 AM (Ckg4U)

714 Yeah, attitude is everything.

Amazed at your positives-ness. I have difficulty with my own at times. Leaning on others isnt my strong-suit, but i am learning that it is necessary.

God Bless you Slap, and all those out there who are doing what they can for their 'heroes'

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:41 AM (fTX7q)

715 "I saw Clouds of Glory open for the Slapweasels at Ace's Midcity in '91."
-Posted by: Miklos, that's the ticket at January 17, 2019 04:40 AM (zCyNd)

I still love those guys and keep In Contact often with Marty Fellandspell, the Lead Singer.

That guy knows investments from a Hole-In-The-Ground, let me tell you.

The bass player, Homer Guy, is the Godfather to my youngest Dad. ...the Five-Year-Old.

He doesn't call, but I still appreciate his emails.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:45 AM (Ckg4U)

716 -Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:41 AM (fTX7q)

My email is in my nic. Hover over it and see it in the lower-left of your screen.

I'm pretty good at talking with people and we can compare "War-Stories" any time you like.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:47 AM (Ckg4U)

717 He doesn't call, but I still appreciate his emails.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:45 AM (Ckg4U)

But what about that kick-ass bass you just got-autographed-for fifty bucks?

Also, it's cool that Willie Nelson finally cut you in for the songwriting credit for that Patsy Cline song.

Posted by: Miklos, after midnight at January 17, 2019 04:48 AM (zCyNd)

718 Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:47 AM (Ckg4U)

Thank you, Slap. I will take you up on that very soon.

But now i'm later than late.

Have a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:50 AM (fTX7q)

719 "But what about that kick-ass bass you just got-autographed-for fifty bucks?
Also, it's cool that Willie Nelson finally cut you in for the songwriting credit for that Patsy Cline song.
"
-Posted by: Miklos, after midnight at January 17, 2019 04:48 AM (zCyNd)

Water Under the Bridge, amigo. Earn Fifty, Pay Fifty.

...that has been my Motto since 1983.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:51 AM (Ckg4U)

720 G'Night, My life is insanity.

Rest well and dream of better times.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:51 AM (Ckg4U)

721 americanthinker.com/why mueller won't produce an impeachment report
https://tinyurl.com/y8jkzr8t

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:52 AM (/rm4P)

722
But now i'm later than late.

Have a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2019 04:50 AM (fTX7q)


I'm late, I'm late for
A very important date.
No time to say hello, good-bye,
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late
I'm late and when I wave,
I lose the time I save.

Posted by: Miklos, guessing non-furloughed at January 17, 2019 04:53 AM (zCyNd)

723 I propose a #gocovfefeme for Skip.

Best platform?
Posted by: Miklos, the Moronopoly guy at January 17, 2019 04:33 AM (zCyNd)

Skip wears platforms!?
https://www.prettylittlething.us/
shoes/platform-shoes.html

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 04:53 AM (RrtlF)

724
05:00 #timecheck

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 04:56 AM (kJWoP)

725 I think it was about a chair and a wall with "work" and an Olympic sprinter intertwined.



In my day, we had to settle for Nadia Comaneci. And who wants a gymnast, when you can get an East German sprinter?

*refills, reconsiders*

Posted by: Young Miklos, not a Ceaucescu, sadly at January 17, 2019 04:57 AM (zCyNd)

726 Miklos, Cicero, hogmartin and a few others are some of the Smartest and Funniest People on The Interwebs.

You may have others, but those are my Top Three, period.

I'm just a goofball with a keyboard, so I surf on their waves.

*Raises a glass of Gatorade to All of Those in The Horde that crack me up*

*clink!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 04:59 AM (Ckg4U)

727 Got to look into this, my kind of movie
babalublog.com/Ashes in the Snow, a film you should watch before you embrace socialism
https://tinyurl.com/ybkbdb5q

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 04:59 AM (/rm4P)

728 I don't need platforms, I am average height

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:00 AM (/rm4P)

729 You know what they put in Gatorade, right?

Posted by: Miklos, backroom chemist at January 17, 2019 05:02 AM (zCyNd)

730 "I don't need platforms, I am average height."
-Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:00 AM (/rm4P)

^This fuckin' Guy.^

He's honest and I love that.

God Bless Mayonnaise.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:02 AM (Ckg4U)

731 Morning all.

Listening to the overnight guys talking about Bruce Ohr and it is strange because they are saying things known here for the last year.

Maybe they will catch up.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2019 05:03 AM (fDqh9)

732 Skip wears platforms!?
https://www.prettylittlething.us/
shoes/platform-shoes.html

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 04:53 AM (RrtlF)

Skip seems more like a scaffolding kinda guy.

Posted by: Miklos, a-guessing at January 17, 2019 05:03 AM (zCyNd)

733 "You know what they put in Gatorade, right?"
-Posted by: Miklos, backroom chemist at January 17, 2019 05:02 AM (zCyNd)

Electrolytes. They're what plants crave.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:03 AM (Ckg4U)

734 728 https://youtu.be/NYA1i-WPaI4
I want to see this movie

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:04 AM (/rm4P)

735 *authenticates transmission, waits for something about John and a moustache*

Posted by: Miklos, chair against the wall at January 17, 2019 04:37 AM (zCyNd)

---
roughly translated from the original: "The lazy person w*rks twice as hard."

es veredad, amigo.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 05:04 AM (BHU1I)

736 I have guessed I have spent a largeportion of working life above ground on scaffolding and ladders

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:05 AM (/rm4P)

737 that would explain things...

it's raining here, and it sounded pretty strong, but i didn't get my ass out of the chair to take a gander.

went to the NWS forecast for my immediate area, and it says we're under a flash flood watch from sometime earlier to 1300 local.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 05:08 AM (BHU1I)

738 Got to hit the road, stay warm and dry and have a great day

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:08 AM (/rm4P)

739 Electrolytes. They're what plants crave.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:03 AM (Ckg4U)

This is all about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Nike-Cortez at January 17, 2019 05:09 AM (zCyNd)

740 I don't need platforms, I am average height
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 05:00 AM (/rm4P)

Ya, but they say platforms show off your legs so well. We understand some men like to show off like that.

I was just surprised, but i guess you needed something different after spending workdays in those heavy steel toed workboots.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:10 AM (RrtlF)

741 We are supposed to get 1 to 3 inches of white stuff today, hasn't started yet.
Posted by: Skip

I thought that was tonight ?

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2019 05:10 AM (x98e1)

742 Tenemos que habla in un conversation de La Lengua.

Nosortos estamos amigos, Si?!?

Cuando corremos circa de Los Issues, tenemos una problema.

Feliz Navidad, Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:11 AM (Ckg4U)

743 "This is all about me, isn't it?"
-Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Nike-Cortez at January 17, 2019 05:09 AM (zCyNd)

Probably not, but we have our Top Men working on it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:13 AM (Ckg4U)

744 Executing someone for a crime after they've been given a fair trial is not quite the same as kidnapping and beheading school girls because you don't approve of the way they dress. Rot in the Hell you so richly deserve, and stop equating justice with murder.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at January 17, 2019 05:15 AM (xZjSg)

745 Good morning,

It is so nice to have a President who wants good things for our country and who doesn't back down.

Stand firm, Mr. President, Americans stand with you.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:15 AM (IDhUW)

746 Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:11 AM (Ckg4U)

Igen. Nagyon Szivesen beszelek a legjobb barataimmel mi nyelvunkben!

*don't start none, won't get none*

*and I was nice/lazy, no accents*

Posted by: Miklos, of the Noble Magyar Peoples at January 17, 2019 05:16 AM (zCyNd)

747 -Posted by: Miklos, of the Noble Magyar Peoples at January 17, 2019 05:16 AM (zCyNd)

Fuckin' Foreigners.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:18 AM (Ckg4U)

748 > Nosortos estamos amigos, Si?!?
===
No. I said "two eggs over easy, sausage patties, rye toast, coffee."

Got that?

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:18 AM (RrtlF)

749 "No. I said "two eggs over easy, sausage patties, rye toast, coffee."
Got that?
"
-Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:18 AM (RrtlF)

Si... juevos con porque?

Chicken Sammich?

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:21 AM (Ckg4U)

750 I saw Los Issues open for Las Problemas at Senor Ace Frog's in Cancun last year.


The chicks from Tri-Delt got so wasted, man.

I mean, yeah

Posted by: Miklos, rush cahirman, damna glad to meet you at January 17, 2019 05:21 AM (zCyNd)

751 the same as kidnapping and beheading school girls

#saveourgirls

Posted by: Micheal Robinson O. at January 17, 2019 05:22 AM (zCyNd)

752 not sure exactly what goes into Gator or Power ade, but i can tell you two things everyone needs to know about them:

1. at full strength, they will demineralize your teeth, so drinking them straight from the bottle all the time is a *bad* thing. and rinse your mouth thoroughly with plain water if you do.

which takes us to

2. if you drink them full strength, without additional water, you run the very good chance of actually DEhydrating yourself, and become a heat casualty. this is because the level of NaCl and KCl in them is sufficient to cause the body to draw H2O out of the cells in an attempt to sufficiently dilute the incoming electrolytes, which in turn causes you to fall out, defeating the alleged purpose of the beverage.

take away: drink several times (3-5) MOAR water than you do either beverage, thus protecting your teefus AND the rest of you body. being a heat casualty can kill you, and once you've gone down once, you're at greater risk the entire rest of your life, same same with cold injuries.

pro tip: what i do is take the empty bottle from the previous flavor (i rotate 4 that i like the taste of on a regular schedule) and pour full strength ade into it, until it reaches the top of the 2nd bump (Powerade, find a similar point on your Gator bottle if you drink that Pepsi product) then fill to the rim with agua. repeat until new bottle is down to that point, then fill it with water, and repeat process. previous bottle goes in the recycling bin, to be turned in for beer money, with all the other CRV empties.


Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at January 17, 2019 05:22 AM (BHU1I)

753 Si... juevos con porque?

Chicken Sammich?
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:21 AM

*points at pictures on Denny's menu*

Mas Cafe! eh?

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:25 AM (RrtlF)

754 No. I said "two eggs over easy, sausage patties, rye toast, coffee."


"omlette du fromage"

Posted by: Steve Martin, c. 1979 at January 17, 2019 05:26 AM (zCyNd)

755 "I saw Los Issues open for Las Problemas at Senor Ace Frog's in Cancun last year.
The chicks from Tri-Delt got so wasted, man.
I mean, yeah.
"
-Posted by: Miklos, rush cahirman, damna glad to meet you at January 17, 2019 05:21 AM (zCyNd)

I remember those days. My buddy asked me the Spanish word for "stop" and yelled "ALTO!" to the bus driver.

Dude stops on a freaking dime. I almost fell into the aisle.

We get off the bus and we are getting bombarded with fliers for "Chilly Willies", the Local Whorehouse.

-True Story
-I may be wrong, but I ain't lying.

At Senior Frogs, they pour shots down your throat and blow whistles like NFL referees.

I couldn't remember my name.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:28 AM (Ckg4U)

756 Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at January 17, 2019 05:22 AM (BHU1I)

Possibly true, but in the case of elderly people, less important.

Posted by: Miklos, caretake and giver at January 17, 2019 05:28 AM (zCyNd)

757 "Mas Cafe! eh?"
-Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:25 AM (RrtlF)

No comprende... Pendejo.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:30 AM (Ckg4U)

758 We get off the bus and we are getting bombarded with fliers for "Chilly Willies", the Local Whorehouse.

The better one is called Fiesta Americana at Playa del Carmen.


I, and the Secretary, disavow all knowledge of my knowledge.

Posted by: Miklos Impossible! at January 17, 2019 05:32 AM (zCyNd)

759 "The better one is called Fiesta Americana at Playa del Carmen.
I, and the Secretary, disavow all knowledge of my knowledge.
"
-Posted by: Miklos Impossible! at January 17, 2019 05:32 AM (zCyNd)

I'm shocked.

Please allow me a Moment.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:34 AM (Ckg4U)

760 Daylight hours are getting longer. The earth is slowly waking from its winter sleep.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:35 AM (IDhUW)

761 No comprende... Pendejo.
-
Cojon.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:36 AM (RrtlF)

762 Please allow me a Moment.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:34 AM (Ckg4U)

I was only the translator/negotiator for a friend, whom we shall refer to as "M".

Posted by: Miklos Impossible! at January 17, 2019 05:38 AM (zCyNd)

763 Este restaurante esta de la chingada.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:39 AM (RrtlF)

764 Daylight hours are getting longer. The earth is slowly waking from its winter sleep.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:35 AM (IDhUW)

Glowball Warming!!!!1!!

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:41 AM (RrtlF)

765 Daylight hours are getting longer. The earth is slowly waking from its winter sleep.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:35 AM (IDhUW)

Got some time yet.

WHAN that Aprille with his shoures soote
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote

Posted by: The Merry Miklos Tale at January 17, 2019 05:41 AM (zCyNd)

766 Okay... now that we have carried this thread into the Day-Walker arena, I must dismiss myself to another realm until I fall asleep.

I'm tired and Miley doesn't Give a Shit about me about me any longer, so I'll fade into the distance.

The awaiting dawn is merely a cue to a dormitory state for this fucking guy.

Might you all find today to be a better day than yesterday.

-God bless you.
-God keep you.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:42 AM (Ckg4U)

767 Daylight hours are getting longer. The earth is slowly waking from its winter sleep.

Minus 4 degrees on the F scale here.
Clear sky and the absence of water vapor in the atmosphere allows infrared to radiate out into space cooling the surface temperatures. It was a very pretty moonlight scene with the pale illumination reflecting off of the snow cover and the stars sparkling in the clear sky.

I have the furnace fired up, pumping CO2 into the atmosphere in an attempt to counteract this heat loss, to no avail. We need more greenhouse gases in the atmosphere so these cooling events don't happen to this degree.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 05:43 AM (kJWoP)

768 thank gawd...

i thought he'd *never* leave.

what a relief!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 05:44 AM (BHU1I)

769 Este restaurante esta de la chingada.

BREAKING

US tourist in Mexico injured by restaurant chef

Motive unknown

Posted by: Nicolas Molnar at January 17, 2019 05:44 AM (zCyNd)

770

I see it has warmed up. It was minus 9 at International Falls, Minnesota, earlier.

https://weather.com/maps/ustemperaturemap

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (kJWoP)

771 "as young and as ancient as spring"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (IDhUW)

772 i gotta get horizontal before Resident 3vil gets up to start her day...

and i really should get some things done around here today too.

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (BHU1I)

773 *static*

Nobody says good night to poor Miklos.

Not even Slapweasel, who takes what Hungarians call "English leave".

Posted by: Nicolas Molnar at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (zCyNd)

774 *un-static*

Wait until I get your phone number, "Heartless"... lol.

*Drops the Microphone*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2019 05:47 AM (Ckg4U)

775 God bless and keep you, Slap.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:48 AM (IDhUW)

776 Not even Slapweasel, who takes what Hungarians call "English leave".
Posted by: Nicolas Molnar at

Was there a French Letter?

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:49 AM (RrtlF)

777 Good night Miklos

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:50 AM (IDhUW)

778 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January
---
Just wait til it gets above 0, it'll feel like a heat wave

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:51 AM (IDhUW)

779 AmericanKestrel

Thank you! And good morning to all.

I ain't quite done yet. I don't want to go on the ONT cart!




Posted by: Miklos, wiyh ice and things to pour over it at January 17, 2019 05:52 AM (zCyNd)

780 Hasta, red, thanks for the Gatorade tip.

Posted by: AmericqnKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:53 AM (IDhUW)

781 Was there a French Letter?

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 05:49 AM (RrtlF)

Oui.

Non.

Posted by: Miklos, being coqettish at January 17, 2019 05:54 AM (zCyNd)

782 Just wait til it gets above 0, it'll feel like a heat wave
-
It was actually quite pleasant yesterday with the sun shine, and no wind. I had the snow thrower in high gear and had to run to keep up with it.

Ok, not run, more like walk fast.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 05:55 AM (kJWoP)

783 Posted by: Miklos, wiyh ice and things to pour over it at January 17, 2019 05:52 AM (zCyNd)
----
Did you bring enough to share with the class?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:55 AM (IDhUW)

784
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 05:56 AM (LsBY9)

785 Did you bring enough to share with the class?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:55 AM (IDhUW)

This is a setup.

Gum under the desks? The District doesn't have a budget for Goo-Gone.

Posted by: Miklos, yes Miss Crabtree at January 17, 2019 05:58 AM (zCyNd)

786 It was actually quite pleasant yesterday with the sun shine, and no wind. I had the snow thrower in high gear and had to run to keep up with it.
---
When it is that cold the snow tends to be quite powdery, easier to move, but no good for snowball fights or snowmen,snowwymyn, snow xers?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 05:59 AM (IDhUW)

787 I see it has warmed up. It was minus 9 at International Falls, Minnesota, earlier.

https://weather.com/maps/ustemperaturemap

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (kJWoP)

So wearing shorts already.

Posted by: Moose and Squirrel at Frostbite Falls at January 17, 2019 06:02 AM (zCyNd)

788 I do not want to share the gum under your desk! Uck!

Now if you had something to pour over ice....

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:03 AM (IDhUW)

789 785
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 05:56 AM (LsBY9)
----
Good morning Hadrian - good advice, let's do this!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:05 AM (IDhUW)

790 Now if you had something to pour over ice....

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:03 AM (IDhUW)

Rum.

"Both mother and daughter, working for the Miklos dollar."

Posted by: Miklos, neither an Andrews nor a Sister at January 17, 2019 06:06 AM (zCyNd)

791 Cleopatra can't be white?

OK, then, Sarah Shahi. Not Egyptian, but hey, MIddle East, so close enough.

Or really piss them off with Gal Gadot.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 06:08 AM (VaN/j)

792 788 I see it has warmed up. It was minus 9 at International Falls, Minnesota, earlier.

https://weather.com/maps/ustemperaturemap

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 17, 2019 05:46 AM (kJWoP)

So wearing shorts already.
----
Shorts and a winter coat and snow boots.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel who knows how to dress in winter at January 17, 2019 06:08 AM (IDhUW)

793
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2019 06:09 AM (KCxzN)

794 Once again, I get an error trying to copy and paste from the above text. That is, from the post itself, not from elsewhere. This happens ONLY in the ONT, but often here.

What gives with that?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 06:09 AM (VaN/j)

795 BTW, Today is......

NATIONAL HOT BUTTERED RUM DAY

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 06:09 AM (RrtlF)

796 Cleopatra can't be white?

*glares from the Great Beyond*

Posted by: Elizabeth Taylor at January 17, 2019 06:10 AM (zCyNd)

797 I'll give him a pass for this since he's not an American. But someone should point out to Watson that quoting David French is not a great idea.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 06:11 AM (VaN/j)

798 Or really piss them off with Gal Gadot.
---
This reminds me that I still haven't seen Wonder Woman. Maybe this weekend.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:11 AM (IDhUW)

799 Shorts and a winter coat and snow boots.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel who knows how to dress in winter at January 17, 2019 06:08 AM (IDhUW)

Lapland pron is two doors down.

Posted by: Miklos, pearls clutched at January 17, 2019 06:14 AM (zCyNd)

800 Or really piss them off with Gal Gadot.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 06:08 AM (VaN/j)

the pyramids are quaking with that thot

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:14 AM (JFO2v)

801 NATIONAL HOT BUTTERED RUM DAY

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 06:09 AM (RrtlF)

YAAAYY

Oh, you said "Rum"

Posted by: Obligatory Shep at January 17, 2019 06:15 AM (zCyNd)

802 This reminds me that I still haven't seen Wonder Woman. Maybe this weekend.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:11 AM (IDhUW)

the first 30 mins could be done with one gilligans island type theme song and TADA

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:16 AM (JFO2v)

803 Cleopatra can't be white?
*glares from the Great Beyond*
Posted by: Elizabeth Taylor at January 17, 2019 06:10 AM (zCyNd

Diffused through a vaseline coated lens, ineffecually.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 06:17 AM (RrtlF)

804 A 33-year-old man from upstate New York, who is facing sexual assault charges, claimed it was his clothing that got an 11-year-old girl pregnant, reports said Wednesday.

If I was father I would say he got dead from my holster!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:18 AM (JFO2v)

805 From the picture of Nikole P Tucker, I have to believe that, unless she has a body like Raquel Welch, c 1970, she got the guy drunk and raped him.

I still think this post facto rape fad was invented by florists.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 06:21 AM (VaN/j)

806 Good morning Alton

Can't help with the posting errors Eeyore

Posted by: AmericanKestrel trying to be friendly but sadly not helpful at January 17, 2019 06:22 AM (IDhUW)

807 So yet another Cleopatra movie. What's that make now 4, 5, maybe 6? I think they have worn out that subject. The last one with Elizabeth Taylor just about bankrupted the studio. They thought it was going to be a huge money looser but it eventually paid off. But in any event, it defined the story and therefore enough is enough.

As for the idiots who keep claiming Cleopatra was black they are that, racist idiots. I supposes they are the same ones that believe North African blacks of that age invented jet aircraft which were then usurped by whitey.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

808 i am now swilling rum
Posted by: redc1c4

LOL. I think I'd feel like doing so too after time with the local government.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 06:25 AM (AllCR)

809 Good morning Alton

Can't help with the posting errors Eeyore

Most commonly, someone else did a cut and paste, or used (or attempted to use) an accent or character that causes Pixy problems.

The standard go-to is to run it through this thing:

https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters

Posted by: Miklos, not on the cart yet at January 17, 2019 06:26 AM (zCyNd)

810 I supposes they are the same ones that believe North African blacks of that age invented jet aircraft which were then usurped by whitey.
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

I saw the documentary that was built by Aliens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:27 AM (JFO2v)

811
803 This reminds me that I still haven't seen Wonder Woman. Maybe this weekend.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:11 AM (IDhUW)

the first 30 mins could be done with one gilligans island type theme song and TADA
-----
I don't know if this is a recommendation or a deterrent.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:27 AM (IDhUW)

812 Once again, I get an error trying to copy and paste from the above text. That is, from the post itself, not from elsewhere. This happens ONLY in the ONT, but often here.

What gives with that?
Posted by: Eeyore


Pixy is a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 06:30 AM (tHAoL)

813 I saw the documentary that was built by Aliens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:27 AM (JFO2v)

I would say it's not aliens, but....it's aliens, but I don't have the hairstyle for it.

Posted by: Miklos, ancient cajunaut theorist saying YES at January 17, 2019 06:30 AM (zCyNd)

814 I supposes they are the same ones that believe North African blacks of that age invented jet aircraft which were then usurped by whitey.
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2019 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

I saw the documentary that was built by Aliens.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:27 AM (JFO2v)

Avro Canada.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 06:31 AM (RrtlF)

815 I want to see a documentary built by aliens.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:32 AM (IDhUW)

816 Morning all

Hate the Left and the incompetent Republican Leadership.

Love PDT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 06:32 AM (bim/x)

817 Pixy is a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 06:30 AM (tHAoL)


Pixy Misha actually identifies as a guy, and I must say looks FABULOUS (no homo).

Posted by: Miklos, whose messenger bag matches somebody's shoes at January 17, 2019 06:33 AM (zCyNd)

818 peek stupidity

Also when you build a massive wall, at the point of entry where people are most likely to illegally cross the border, they will seek out other points and those points tend to be more dangerous.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:34 AM (JFO2v)

819 In a moment of rare bipartisanship, President Donald Trump signed a Democrat-sponsored bill Wednesday guaranteeing back-pay to workers furloughed by the ongoing partial government shutdown.

BULLSHIT

No workie, No Payie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 06:34 AM (bim/x)

820 Geez Hookers NO BLOW in OHIO !!!!!

Now fetch me a semen sammich ya biatches..$500 bucks worth..... self fap fap fap.....

Posted by: saf at January 17, 2019 06:36 AM (5IHGB)

821
Crap. East coast peeps, look at Mondays forecast:
13° degrees for the high 3° degrees for the low.
Witches tit level.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 06:36 AM (jYje5)

822 Crap. East coast peeps, look at Mondays forecast:
13 degrees for the high 3 degrees for the low.
Witches tit level.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 06:36 AM (jYje5)

I own warm cloths

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 06:39 AM (bim/x)

823 Keep the government shutdown until the wall is built. If some government employees are riffed - win/win.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 17, 2019 06:39 AM (IDhUW)

824 Wife was reading that Spielberg is getting ready to film another 'West Side Story'

Because the one with Natalie Wood is so crappy I guess. And thousand of high schools never do the play.

I'm thinking a trans Tony/Toni and a lesbian Maria.
The part that Rita Moreno played will be done by C3PO

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2019 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

825 Crap. East coast peeps, look at Mondays forecast:

13 degrees for the high 3 degrees for the low.

Witches tit level.


Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 06:36 AM

---

Our predicted low for Saturday night/Sunday morning is 14 here in NE Texas.

That is after a high of 67 for Friday.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 17, 2019 06:45 AM (JUOKG)

826
the overnight low Sunday to Monday is 'sposed to be -5 around here

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2019 06:47 AM (KCxzN)

827 74 today down by NASA

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

828
The low temperature in Brazoria County is forecast to be 26 on Monday. 26!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 06:48 AM (LsBY9)

829 The low temperature in Brazoria County is forecast to be 26 on Monday. 26!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 06:48 AM (LsBY9)

The science is settled!

Posted by: Albert Gore, Jr. at January 17, 2019 06:49 AM (zCyNd)

830
Martin Luther Day and Blue Monday and near 0℉ all rolled into one day.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 06:51 AM (jYje5)

831 Bought Schick razors at the Commissary yesterday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (bim/x)

832 Morning horde. This thread has a odd aroma. What went on in here last night??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (pUDQf)

833 The science is settled!
Posted by: Albert Gore, Jr. at January 17, 2019 06:49 AM (zCyNd)

we are still working on this one!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ total-solar-eclipse-helped-prove-einstein-theory-of-relativity/

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

834 cold morning horde
but not as cold as pelousy's heart

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (BJlbN)

835 833 Morning horde. This thread has a odd aroma. What went on in here last night??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (pUDQf)

you talking about that dank panty and cinnamon smell?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

836 Whats the death toll in DC since the government shutdown. Children starving in the streets...But what a paycheck they will get when the shutdown is over. Workers working for private companies can only dream.

Posted by: Colin at January 17, 2019 06:56 AM (Ukk0E)

837 doggeh is saying good morning by rubbing his face all over me
probably wiping his eye gunk off

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 17, 2019 06:56 AM (BJlbN)

838 you talking about that dank panty and cinnamon smell?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:53 AM (JFO2v)


That's the smell I was missing. Cinnamon.

Was this a pass the Big Red around kind of party?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 06:56 AM (pUDQf)

839 Was this a pass the Big Red around kind of party?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 06:56 AM (pUDQf)

fireball!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

840
The truth of this shutdown is that it is not about a wall, it is not about the border...The truth is, this shutdown is about the erosion of American democracy and the subversion of our most basic governmental norms...

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex ☭ at January 17, 2019 06:57 AM (jYje5)

841 ruth "Buzzy" ginsberg has cancelled yet another public appearance, this one in February.

The melt down from the left when she announces her retirement is going to be felt all the way to Pluto.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 17, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

842 836 833 Morning horde. This thread has a odd aroma. What went on in here last night??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 06:52 AM (pUDQf)

you talking about that dank panty and cinnamon smell?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Patchouli.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 06:58 AM (RrtlF)

843 it will be 16° here Sunday night
but it's January so...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 17, 2019 06:58 AM (BJlbN)

844 ruth "Buzzy" ginsberg has cancelled yet another public appearance, this one in February.

The melt down from the left when she announces her retirement is going to be felt all the way to Pluto.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


If she is collecting a check, yet failing to show up for work, I demand daily proof-of-life.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:01 AM (tHAoL)

845 Kofa mountains Arizona?

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at January 17, 2019 07:01 AM (xYCXA)

846 Oh, we all learned Skip wears platform 'shoes' on his days off.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 07:01 AM (RrtlF)

847 The melt down from the left when she announces her retirement is going to be felt all the way to Pluto.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 17, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

As long as it doesnt hit Uranus I am ok

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

848 you talking about that dank panty and cinnamon smell?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Patchouli.
Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict


gesundheit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:02 AM (tHAoL)

849 it will be 16 here Sunday night

About the only time when the Global Warming / anti - "fossil fuel" types shut-up and hope that you have ignored their bleatings.

Only to resume once its shorts weather.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:03 AM (lD3vL)

850 proof-of-life.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:01 AM (tHAoL)

*wipes mirror on pants*

Roooeth Ruthy

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

851 Cold and snow as far as the eye can see...third week of January is the worst.


So... Budapest. My daughter has been there. Said it was great. People were great, food was good and inexpensive, her hotel was brand-new, they were literally still painting the rooms two floors up. God love those Hungarians.

Posted by: Gem at January 17, 2019 07:06 AM (XoAz8)

852 Our beloved governor of NY wants to go 100 renewable's by 2040. He will be long gone by then. That's about the time that California's new HS rail starts operation also...what a year that will be.

Posted by: Colin at January 17, 2019 07:08 AM (Ukk0E)

853 Imagine if Trump fined everyone who didn't want the wall.

Kinda like obama did with Obamacare.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:08 AM (tHAoL)

854
God love those Hungarians.

Posted by: Gem at January 17, 2019 07:06 AM


With 800,000 federal employees going hungry how can you be so ignorant of their suffering?

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex ☭ at January 17, 2019 07:09 AM (jYje5)

855 People were great, food was good and inexpensive,
---
Wonderful! Especially if they are all hungry.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 07:10 AM (RrtlF)

856 I awakened from a poor night of sleep, courtesy of The Knee, and was having a tough time getting moving. I like to just sit for a minute or two, and have a pleasant thought. Today's vision is that of Mick Mulvaney, down in the West Wing basement, supervising printing of RIF notices by the thousands.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 17, 2019 07:11 AM (xzqr4)

857 First !!!

Posted by: franksalterego at January 17, 2019 07:13 AM (3cq8T)

858 First !!!

Ya missed it by a smidgeon.

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2019 07:15 AM (x98e1)

859 Uh oh the Chinese are growing cotton on the moon. Got to be careful when you jump down turn around or you might float away.

Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 07:16 AM (UdKB7)

860 Morning already...'yawn'

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2019 07:18 AM (yhf6w)

861 Our beloved governor of NY wants to go 100 renewable's by 2040.

I find it fairly disturbing at how people throw around way-down-the-road dates for anything with a uniformitarian pretext.

For example, the Global Warming crowd are talking about how life on Earth will end because of an annual 3mm rise of the oceans, or if life-giving CO2 reaches a certain level one hundred years from now.

Look at all of the much more life altering/destroying things that have taken place in recent years. We are just one stock market crash away from global poverty which is far more likely than "whole islands disappearing into the sea".

So when they talk about this-n-that twenty years from now, how do they even know that the US will not have fallen to current Venezuela levels?

With the current trend in colonization from turd world countries, what makes them think that our new neighbors won't have eaten out our substance, bankrupted our treasuries and savings and will have neither the money nor the vanity to use expensive and unreliable "renewables" but will continue to use the feces, tires and readily available vegetation and garbage to burn for heat and cooking?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:19 AM (lD3vL)

862 BULLSHIT

No workie, No Payie
_______________

I agree. It's bad enough we pay lazy government employees for not working when they're on the job, but now we've got to pay them for not working when they're not on the job?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 07:19 AM (fqUgw)

863 Good morning everyone! Pink slips gone out yet for all those gummint workers?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 17, 2019 07:22 AM (YndB3)

864 I agree. It's bad enough we pay lazy government employees for not working when they're on the job, but now we've got to pay them for not working when they're not on the job?

I understand that those who are working during the pay disruption will receive Holiday pay.

So they will get double the pay for "working" than their goldbrick co-workers are getting staying at home bitching and whining.

Considering how retirement packages are calculated - this windfall will profit them for decades.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:22 AM (lD3vL)

865 846 Kofa mountains Arizona?
___________

The cartel snipers are behind the saguaros on the left.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 07:22 AM (fqUgw)

866 >>BULLSHIT

No workie, No Payie





YES
Local news had a story about the governor doing something for poor federal workers - food bank of something (I was half-listening).

Gee, anyone ask the 45K Sears employees how badly they feel for poor widdle fed workers who will eventually be back to work w/backpay?

*No judgement on Sears or fed workers, just at the difference in how much empathy each group is expected to get from us.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2019 07:24 AM (W+vEI)

867

So... Budapest. My daughter has been there. Said it was great. People were great, food was good and inexpensive, her hotel was brand-new, they were literally still painting the rooms two floors up. God love those Hungarians.
Posted by: Gem

If your a single guy, I highly recommend it

Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2019 07:26 AM (JUkLQ)

868 Uh oh the Chinese are growing cotton on the moon. Got to be careful when you jump down turn around or you might float away.
Posted by: freaked

That's racist

Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2019 07:28 AM (JUkLQ)

869 State and local government jobs. The stronghold of the sow tit.

You ever wonder why so many people vote for the idiocy of the left, just realize these people KNOW they are getting a free pass and the Democrats defend their meal ticket.

Which begs the question - can you divide the country into two kinds of people - those who won't take a dime unless they earned it and those who vote Democrat?

I think so.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:29 AM (pUDQf)

870 I understand that those who are working during the pay disruption will receive Holiday pay.



So they will get double the pay for "working" than their goldbrick co-workers are getting staying at home bitching and whining.



Considering how retirement packages are calculated - this windfall will profit them for decades.






Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:22 AM

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Correct, if past shutdowns are any indication then Federal employees that work during the shutdown will receive holiday pay.

However, that does not enter into any retirement pay calculations. FERS employees use a High three "salary" to compute their retirement pay.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 17, 2019 07:29 AM (JUOKG)

871 And something about this "Federal workers not getting paid" thing does not pass the smell test. Been hearing a lot about, variously, airplanes are going to start dropping like rocks because the air traffic controllers are not being paid, and the delays at airports because of the TSA gropers not being paid are actually not that bad.

Questions is, it works both ways. No payee, no workee. So if the air traffic controllers and TSA goons are not being paid, why are they supposedly still on duty at the airports?

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 17, 2019 07:30 AM (p0pYQ)

872 Wonder if our Founders envisioned the Federal Goverment as the largest employer in the world.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:31 AM (pUDQf)

873 just at the difference in how much empathy each group is expected to get from us.

Our current Animal Farm rankings: (highest to lowest)

1) Former President (Deity)
2) Democratic leadership (archangels)
3) Swamp Creatures (angels)
4) Government Drones (saints)
5) Anyone other than American citizens (nobles)
6) Whites other than male (lumpenprols)
7) White men (demons)
Trump (Satan)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:32 AM (lD3vL)

874 Most of those eastern Europe countries get high marks from tourists. Didn't I read where refugees aren't allowed to emigrate there from shit hole countries, much to the dismay of the EU.

Posted by: Colin at January 17, 2019 07:33 AM (Ukk0E)

875 Questions is, it works both ways. No payee, no workee. So if the air traffic controllers and TSA goons are not being paid, why are they supposedly still on duty at the airports?

Quitting means leaving that sweet pension on the table. Plus they will get 2x pay when one side caves.

Also, outside of government, they have no marketable skills.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:33 AM (lD3vL)

876 Our current Animal Farm rankings: (highest to lowest)

1) Former President (Deity)
2) Democratic leadership (archangels)
3) Swamp Creatures (angels)
4) Government Drones (saints)
5) Anyone other than American citizens (nobles)
6) Whites other than male (lumpenprols)
7) White men (demons)
Trump (Satan)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:32 AM (lD3vL


That's awesome! And frighteningly accurate as a Democrat group think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:33 AM (pUDQf)

877 G'mornin' all.

Wake up, J.J.!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:34 AM (NtglE)

878 JJ got into the Fapper gin yesterday. Might be a while.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:35 AM (pUDQf)

879 I don't want to hear about poor federal workers when they work under the unaccountabile system the rest of the time.
Immune from layoffs, firings, an endless stream of fat benefits, paid from the infinite supply of government confiscation and borrowing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2019 07:35 AM (dcu2m)

880 Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:32 AM (lD3vL)

you forgot non-white Americans
I assume they are at 6.5

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 17, 2019 07:36 AM (BJlbN)

881 righteningly accurate as a Democrat group think

The astute reader will notice that American Minorities are not included - because they don't factor or exist in the Animal Farm rankings.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:37 AM (lD3vL)

882 Very late to the ONT but who puts out their cigs on their desk and keyboard with all those empty containers around??? Also, is that urine in the emptied bottles???
ewwww!!!

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:37 AM (9iLHi)

883 There was a filthy troll last night crapping all over everything. Outrageous stuff, targeting Calm Mentor. Thought he was slick--he would post his comment, then about 10 posts later he would change his nick and copy/paste it into another comment making it a PITB to eliminate them.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:38 AM (NtglE)

884 The TSA will get back pay so I'm not sure what they are bitchin' about....

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:39 AM (9iLHi)

885 Also, is that urine in the emptied bottles???
ewwww!!!
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:37 AM (9iLHi)

looks like helm on a destroyer

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 07:39 AM (JFO2v)

886 IrishEi,
I saw some of that earlier yesterday... one of the reasons I cut out early.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM (9iLHi)

887 The TSA will get back pay so I'm not sure what they are bitchin' about....

While also punishing their fellow Americans by engaging in their version of the Blue Flu.

Contemptible

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM (lD3vL)

888 The TSA will get back pay so I'm not sure what they are bitchin' about....
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:39 AM (9iLHi)

EVERYONE will get back pay, even those who did NOT work

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM (bim/x)

889 The TSA will get back pay so I'm not sure what they are bitchin' about....
Posted by: lin-duh

And they'll be groping with BOTH hands to make up for lost grabz.

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM (x98e1)

890 884 There was a filthy troll last night crapping all over everything. Outrageous stuff, targeting Calm Mentor. Thought he was slick--he would post his comment, then about 10 posts later he would change his nick and copy/paste it into another comment making it a PITB to eliminate them.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:38 AM (NtglE


The same asshole who was emailing Calm Mentor nasty shit, I assume. WTF is wrong with some people. How screwed up is your own life that you have to bully people online to get your jollies.

Karma is a beeyotch. Let's hope she's paying attention and broke a heal on her shoe lately.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:41 AM (pUDQf)

891 I saw some of that earlier yesterday... one of the reasons I cut out early.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM
~~~~~

Can't blame you. There are some sick ba$tards in this world. What in God's name would make someone do that kind of thing?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:41 AM (NtglE)

892 This sounds like an attempt to gaslight MisHum:

https://tinyurl.com/yc6httoc

Most popular varieties of coffee are all in danger of going extinct: 75 species in all, one of the highest rates of plant extinctions.

And the cause? Wait for it ... wait for it ... global warming.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2019 07:42 AM (/qEW2)

893 Karma is a beeyotch. Let's hope she's paying attention and broke a heal on her shoe lately.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:41 AM
~~~~~

Agreed.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM (NtglE)

894 Had to get up at 3:45 to take my mom to the airport this morning. Now, I'm at work... Not sure if I'll make it through my day. I have been running on very little sleep for a week now and I'm beat. I have impinged nerves in my neck which causes numbness and tingling in my hands when I fall asleep so I can't stay asleep....uhhhgggghhhh

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM (9iLHi)

895 So this is interesting. They just talked about it on the NY talk station. Woman's security camera triggers someone. It gets picture of her dead son

I can quite understand people missing their dead loved ones-and I didn't read the whole thing so I don't know when the son died- but I don't want my deceased I loved ones to "always be with me" except as memorories. I want them to go on to the next stage of their journey instead of being tied to earth.

https://tinyurl.com/yc53l7qn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM (AllCR)

896 >>And they'll be groping with BOTH hands to make up for lost grabz. Posted by: JT at January 17, 2019 07:40 AM (x98e1)

This is acceptable. Zod has found that the agents respond viscerally when their groping occasions a grunt, shudder, and smile.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM (Bdeb0)

897 Most popular varieties of coffee are all in danger of going extinct: 75 species in all, one of the highest rates of plant extinctions.

I read "wild" species are threatened because of occasional drought and infection.

Because the world never knew droughts and fungal infections until the appearance of the SUV.

And this was all predicted using computer models. No actual empirical evidence of this. Just models.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:48 AM (lD3vL)

898 I have impinged nerves in my neck which causes numbness and tingling in my hands when I fall asleep so I can't stay asleep....uhhhgggghhhh
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM
~~~~~

Oh, lin-duh, I feel for you. Have you seen an orthopedist for it?

Had a pinched nerve in my neck that started last month with excruciating pain and weakness in the arm to the point that I couldn't even hold my toothbrush with one hand. Pain is gone but I still have the numbness/tingling. Getting stronger with PT.

Take care of yourself and I hope it goes away soon.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:50 AM (NtglE)

899
And this was all predicted using computer models. No actual empirical evidence of this. Just models.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 17, 2019 07:48 AM


Junk Science like Junk Food is very tasty.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 17, 2019 07:51 AM (jYje5)

900 The TSA will get back pay so I'm not sure what they are bitchin' about....

While also punishing their fellow Americans by engaging in their version of the Blue Flu.

Contemptible
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy



Trump's version of PATCO.
Fire the lot of them.
Most places? If you are out more than 3 days, it requires a doctor's note to return to work.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:51 AM (tHAoL)

901 old jew rants at camera

https://tinyurl.com/y7nctcnn

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

902 Gee, anyone ask the 45K Sears employees how badly they feel for poor widdle fed workers who will eventually be back to work w/backpay?
______________

Yeah, or the Disney employees laid off after being forced to train their H1-B replacements.

At least these government slugs know they'll still have their cushy jobs waiting for them when this shut-down is over, unlike thousands of other Americans who've been replaced by cheaper foreign workers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2019 07:53 AM (fqUgw)

903 "Most places? If you are out more than 3 days, it requires a doctor's note to return to work. "


Another rule that only applies to Little People.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 17, 2019 07:53 AM (5fNnO)

904 >>Trump's version of PATCO.
Fire the lot of them.
Most places? If you are out more than 3 days, it requires a doctor's note to return to work.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:51 AM (tHAoL)

Trump's version of the Truman-era railroad strike.
Threaten to draft them into a wartime U.S. Army.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2019 07:53 AM (Bdeb0)

905 That desk/computer pic...why do I believe it's the exact appearance of what deBlasio's would look like? Well, because he doesn't seem to be very -- how shall I say -- hygienic.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2019 07:54 AM (JoUsr)

906 old jew rants at camera

https://tinyurl.com/y7nctcnn
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2019 07:52 AM (JFO2v)

Stop callin him Jews. He is no more Jewish than Lenin.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2019 07:54 AM (bim/x)

907 Running late this morning. I hope JJ's OK.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2019 07:55 AM (VaN/j)

908 old jew rants at camera

https://tinyurl.com/y7nctcnn

--

Dern, I was hoping it was another fun one from Jackie Mason.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2019 07:55 AM (JoUsr)

909 *whispers*
Yoo-hoo, JJ?
I KNOW you want me...!

Posted by: Snooze button at January 17, 2019 07:56 AM (k+UmV)

910 So this is interesting. They just talked about it on the NY talk station. Woman's security camera triggers someone. It gets picture of her dead son

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 07:43 AM (AllCR)
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Don't know the truth, but:

- article says looked exactly like son (not that it was the son)

- died in 2016 at the age of 23 from an accidental overdose of fake Xanax

Posted by: dDan at January 17, 2019 07:56 AM (hwYmz)

911 IrishEi,
I've been going to PT for about 2 months 2 times a week. It started with my lower back being out now we are at my neck... The neck thing is an old problem that improved except for a night here and there. I'm not having much weakness or actual pain, just that weird tingling and numbness.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:58 AM (9iLHi)

912 I see that yesterday, Pelosi and Dems were outl to introduce a new bill, the 'Raise the Wage Act,' which would increase the minimum wage to $15 per hour by 2024.....

Posted by: KWDreaming at January 17, 2019 07:59 AM (76SY5)

913 I see that yesterday, Pelosi and Dems
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Oh, are they back from Hawaii and PR?///

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 08:00 AM (9iLHi)

914 That's it!
Right there...Mmmmm, go ahead, touch it again!

Posted by: Snooze button at January 17, 2019 08:01 AM (k+UmV)

915 Nood

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 08:01 AM (pUDQf)

916 Posted by: dDan at January 17, 2019 07:56 AM (hwYmz)

Thanks for the info

Died in 2016?. Time for the ghost-if that's what is was- to get on with his next life

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2019 08:02 AM (AllCR)

917 Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 07:58 AM
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I was told it could take up to six months for most symptoms to go away. Nerves take forever to heal.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 08:03 AM (NtglE)

918 Good to know IrishEi. Thanks

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 17, 2019 08:04 AM (9iLHi)

919 In what sense does Bernie think the EPA is "essential"? Essential for what? Polluting rivers with toxic sludge? Keeping the floors covered with a fresh layer of feces every day?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2019 08:07 AM (/qEW2)

920 I suspect that is a road to the Superstition Mnts.

Wish I was on it again.

Posted by: Flavrt at January 17, 2019 08:07 AM (MLejI)

921 The Outer Limits and these freaking Tumbleweeds CRY of SILENCE with Eddie Albert and June Havock

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 17, 2019 07:28 PM (wGqjj)

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