Gillette: The Best a Cuck Can Get

The Gillette attack on men, in order to appeal to women who don't buy their overpriced face-razors and soyboys who either don't have facial hair or let it grow out into ironic parody beards, is backfiring, because of course it is. Get woke, go broke.

Gillette is being attacked and trolled mercilessly in the comments to its video, and commenters are saying that Gillette is deleting comments as quickly as they're put up.

Because they're deleting comments, I can't guarantee that the below comment, and Gillette's gratitude for it, is/was real, or if it was spoofed.

But there were a lot of cuck comments that I saw (before they were deleted).

So it's possible that Gillette favorited this reply until someone explained to them that this is in fact an insult.

GilletteCuck.png

Here's another screencap, with more replies:


GilletteCuck2.png

Another comment I saw said something like: "I loved this campaign, but you've lost one customer -- my wife's boyfriend was offended by the ad and said he'll never buy Gillette again."

One thing that keeps getting posted in the comments a lot is a list of Procter & Gamble's other products in desperate need of economic punishment, which include Joy, Mr. Clean, Swiffer, Brawn, Dawn, Fabreze, Gain, Panteen, Head & Shoulders, Always, Tampax, Bounty, Tide and a bunch of other easily, easily boycotted products, easily substituted with another company's almost-exactly-the-same products.

Another claim that keeps coming up: Procter & Gamble's alleged use of underage workers and abusive work conditions in its overseas plants. I don't know if that charge is fair or not, but I'm also not sure if it's fair to claim that men are all abusers and rapists.

I certainly wouldn't recommend that you troll and downvote this video -- as conservatives, we must support and promote Corporate Interests as if they are the living embodiment of God Almighty Ximself (some cucks tell me so, at least) -- but if you do, please report your troll comments so that I can pass them on to The Bulwark so that they may scold you for not being True Corporate Cuckservatives.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:08 PM




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Posted by: Off the reservation at January 15, 2019 07:07 PM (vWMNq)

2 This seems to have been stomped and I am the only one here.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 15, 2019 07:07 PM (vWMNq)

3 Sydney Watson is having a poll on this topic:

https://tinyurl.com/ya4ndn3l

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 15, 2019 07:09 PM (vWMNq)

4 Looking at straight razors.

One thing I didn't know, the edge can be too sharp, at least for shaving. A stone is used now and then, and a leather strop.

F Gillette. Wankers.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2019 07:12 PM (Jj/1f)

5 Is this an Undernood?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

6 What's up with the Undernoods ?

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 07:14 PM (bUjCl)

7 Jillette

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 15, 2019 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

8 Really love the "wife's son" comment - subtle and devastating!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 07:15 PM (W+vEI)

9 Really love the "wife's son" comment - subtle and devastating!


I don;t get it.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2019 07:16 PM (lwiT4)

10 Hey there's nobody home

Posted by: freaked at January 15, 2019 07:17 PM (UdKB7)

11 Gillette broke Ace's blog!!!

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at January 15, 2019 07:18 PM (Qrixg)

12 Bottom rail on top now, Massa.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

13 Well, one thing, if it gets to bad for the big shot at Gillette who approved this campaign, there'll be a lot of razors handy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 07:18 PM (f9AnO)

14
we're trapped...the undernood got dissapeared

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 15, 2019 07:19 PM (KCxzN)

15 Musical threads.

Posted by: Rosie O'Fat at January 15, 2019 07:19 PM (Tyii7)

16 BTW... My hash is my preferred pronoun. Please make a note of it.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at January 15, 2019 07:19 PM (Qrixg)

17 Underboob > undernood

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 07:20 PM (f9AnO)

18 Well, here we go. I have to say that I bought some generic "mach" whatever razor cartridges and they suck. With the real ones, I can use the same one for a year or two. Not sure if that's a P&B product or not.

Posted by: peaches at January 15, 2019 07:20 PM (14URa)

19 Hello

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:20 PM (/Z/Su)

20 I'm pretty sure Mach is the Gillette razor.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2019 07:20 PM (PbpT7)

21 I guess we were prompted to the overnood, which is just regular nood...

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 07:20 PM (bUjCl)

22 14


we're trapped...the undernood got dissapeared



Ace promoted it to nood from undernood.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 15, 2019 07:21 PM (vWMNq)

23 HYDRATE, ACE!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

24 I want to know why women's razors cost so much more than men's razors.

It's a conspiracy!

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:21 PM (/Z/Su)

25 I just watched the ad, for the first time...what is the big deal, again ?

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 07:21 PM (bUjCl)

26 My wife's lovers LOVE this ad, as do I.

Posted by: William Kristol, Esq at January 15, 2019 07:21 PM (4e+hS)

27 UNDERNOOD, became the top nood. This, too, is the story of Obama.....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:21 PM (2sCft)

28 Another company goes into lecture mode...

OK then... buh bye!

Posted by: Don Q at January 15, 2019 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

29 Schrodinger's thread?

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2019 07:22 PM (786Ro)

30 20 I'm pretty sure Mach is the Gillette razor.
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2019 07:20 PM (PbpT7)

Yeah, just googled it. Can't wait to get the real ones again, though. They rock.

Posted by: peaches at January 15, 2019 07:22 PM (14URa)

31 From the Sidebar: But there's also the chance that it really is because I Sleep-Texted to a Hot Thug in a Gay Beat-Up Club.
=====


"The First Rule of Gay Beat-Up Club ..." -- Lindsay Graham, #KinkToo

Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2019 07:22 PM (WqPYg)

32 Underboob > undernood


=


Pics , or it didn't happen !

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 07:22 PM (bUjCl)

33 Oh hell, here we go again. I'll repost this from down below (up above? whatevs) because Ace, I want you to see this:

Posts are appearing and disappearing around here at an alarming rate, but all I wanted to say was Ace, if you don't already have one, get a humidifier and run it in your bedroom at night during the winter. I swear I haven't gotten a cold in years because of that ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

Also, I don't care if Lindsay Graham is gay or just not the marrying kind, but if anyone had anything on him, I would say it was John McCain. Because once he was laid to rest (after his farewell tour) Graham started supporting Trump.

Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 07:22 PM (U5tDi)

34 First, they came for our undernoods...

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at January 15, 2019 07:22 PM (Tyii7)

35 Do we ever get to see any Sidenood around here??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:22 PM (2sCft)

36 You are so right about the humidifier, bluebell! That winter heated air is possibly more toxic than masculinity.

Posted by: peaches at January 15, 2019 07:23 PM (14URa)

37 Do we ever get to see any Sidenood around here??



I saw a quipslip once. It was just a flash though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

38 I want to know why women's razors cost so much more than men's razors.

It's a conspiracy!

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Crazy Eyes/Horse Teeth will get to the bottom of this!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 07:24 PM (f9AnO)

39 Really love the "wife's son" comment - subtle and devastating!


I don;t get it.


Posted by: grammie winger


Me neither.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2019 07:24 PM (T6t7i)

40 I get those cheap yellow single edge razors and Barbasol and shave in the shower and one of those will last a month. It gets a little rough towards the end of the month but hey I'm a man and I can take it.

Posted by: freaked at January 15, 2019 07:24 PM (UdKB7)

41 First Harry's, now Gillette... pretty soon I'm just gonna say "screw it", and quit shaving.

My wife will get used to the whisker burn...

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at January 15, 2019 07:24 PM (Qrixg)

42 Oh hell, here we go again. I'll repost this from down below (up above? whatevs) because Ace, I want you to see this:

Posts are appearing and disappearing around here at an alarming rate, but all I wanted to say was Ace, if you don't already have one, get a humidifier and run it in your bedroom at night during the winter. I swear I haven't gotten a cold in years because of that ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

Also, I don't care if Lindsay Graham is gay or just not the marrying kind, but if anyone had anything on him, I would say it was John McCain. Because once he was laid to rest (after his farewell tour) Graham started supporting Trump.
Posted by: bluebell at J




correction:

get a steam humidifier.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:24 PM (MTjB1)

43 You take the overnood and I'll take the undernood and I'll be first to comment afore yea.

Posted by: Briganood at January 15, 2019 07:24 PM (zmIJL)

44 Oh wait, his wife's son, not his, because he's a cuck. Duh.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2019 07:24 PM (T6t7i)

45 The first rule about Sidenoods....

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (bUjCl)

46 You are so right about the humidifier, bluebell! That winter heated air is possibly more toxic than masculinity.

Posted by: peaches at January 15, 2019 07:23 PM (14URa)



I ordered a diffuser with essential oils today. It acts kind of like a dehumidifier I think,


Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (lwiT4)

47 35
Do we ever get to see any Sidenood around here??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:22 PM (2sCft)

kbdabear does a pretty good job of side boob. Oh, never mind, you said sidenood.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (gEvQ8)

48 I don't get the wife's son bit.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (RObQ6)

49 38 I want to know why women's razors cost so much more than men's razors.

It's a conspiracy!

-
Crazy Eyes/Horse Teeth will get to the bottom of this!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 07:24 PM (f9AnO)

Because if you're stupid enough to buy a "women's" product when a regular one will do, you deserve to pay extra.

Posted by: peaches at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (14URa)

50 I saw Sidenood open for Quipslip, who in turned opend for the Butthole Surfers at the Cow Palace in 1985.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (2sCft)

51 35 Do we ever get to see any Sidenood around here??
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:22 PM


Forgive me, but I thought this was Sideboob.

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (/Z/Su)

52 I've got to repost this because, well, just because if I'm going to have pervy imaginings, I want others going to hell with me.

Katelyn Ohashi - 10.0 Floor (1-12-19)

http://bit.ly/2MgYibu

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

53 I Like Bic, even if they are French.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (1PU4q)

54 Really love the "wife's son" comment - subtle and devastating!


I don;t get it.



My wife's son, not 'my son.' IE, her lover's child.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (dcu2m)

55 why does ace need a humidifier, he is in nyc, not some desert.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (MTjB1)

56 Gillettes new razor is Mock.

Posted by: Ha at January 15, 2019 07:26 PM (MAstk)

57 Hahaha I love it.

It is really simple....if you sell pizza, beer or ass just stick to telling me about what is good about your product and leave the marxist rhetoric in the shit can.

Someone needs to be fired and quick.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2019 07:26 PM (Z+IKu)

58 You are so right about the humidifier, bluebell! That winter heated air is possibly more toxic than masculinity.
Posted by: peaches at January 15, 2019 07:23 PM (14URa)
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Way more toxic than masculinity, for sure. I swear since I started doing that I honestly haven't gotten sick at all, except 2 years ago when I caught the flu from riding in the car for 10 hours with my husband who had caught it and was incubating it nicely.

Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 07:26 PM (U5tDi)

59 I ordered a diffuser with essential oils today. It acts kind of like a dehumidifier I think,



Mrs928 has been stinking up the house with one of those for a couple of months.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

60 44 Oh wait, his wife's son, not his, because he's a cuck. Duh.
Posted by: pep

I thought because of the lipstick emoji, she is the wifes "husband".

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 15, 2019 07:26 PM (LOq4H)

61 Speaking of side boobs and under boobs, I'd just like to say: Joan Collins.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:26 PM (2sCft)

62 My favorite comment so far was from Jar-Jar Binks, of all people(?). He said "Was this commercial directed by Rian Johnson? It certainly subverted my expectations!"

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 15, 2019 07:27 PM (0drJ+)

63 First Harry's, now Gillette...


What did Harry's do?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 07:27 PM (fuK7c)

64 I looked yesterday for the BOD members of Gillette, expecting to see 75% of them women. Imagine my surprise to find one token woman on the board and the rest were all men. Now, for certain, only two were actual Gillette corporates, the other eight were from funds.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2019 07:27 PM (bLfL5)

65 I shave with a bayonet. It adds toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 07:27 PM (f9AnO)

66 55
why does ace need a humidifier, he is in nyc, not some desert.

Posted by: yankeefifth

I believe he recently moved to Taos New Mexico, as a lot of "artists" do.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2019 07:27 PM (4e+hS)

67 59
I ordered a diffuser with essential oils today. It acts kind of like a dehumidifier I think,







Mrs928 has been stinking up the house with one of those for a couple of months.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


If it's anything like a Glade air freshener, no thanks. The wife loves the damn things, but they literally make me nauseated.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2019 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

68 Sideboobs are better than backboobs.

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:28 PM (/Z/Su)

69 My wife's son, not 'my son.' IE, her lover's child.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


IE commenter is a cuck, and the cuck loved the ad.

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2019 07:28 PM (P1f+c)

70 WalMart disposable, store-brand razors.
Problem solved.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:28 PM (dcu2m)

71 "Soys will be soys!"

Posted by: Deacon at January 15, 2019 07:28 PM (E992c)

72 Sideboobs are better than backboobs.
Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:28 PM (/Z/Su)

+++++
I find that hard to argue with. Excellent points!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:29 PM (2sCft)

73
I ordered a diffuser with essential oils today. It acts kind of like a dehumidifier I think,


Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (lwiT4)

Mmmmm, airborne toxic chemicals. I can't handle any of that stuff but I hope you like it!

Posted by: peaches at January 15, 2019 07:29 PM (14URa)

74 My humble suggestion to the men of America: maybe now is time to consider just growing a beard, such as will not require the use of these commie idiots' crap to maintain. (And a real beard, not some hipster shitheel neckbeard.)


Make America whiskery again, my friends...

Posted by: Stu-22 at January 15, 2019 07:29 PM (1RoAT)

75
Schick, Bic and Barbasol.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2019 07:29 PM (/9p9e)

76 why does ace need a humidifier, he is in nyc, not some desert.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (MTjB1)
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WRT your earlier comment, long ago our pediatrician said a cool mist humidifier, not a warm mist one, so I've stuck with that, successfully.

And having the heat on draws the humidity from the air. If you have wooden doors or floors you can see the shrinkage sometimes. I can feel the dry air in my nose and throat and I don't when I use the humidifier.

No sore throats in 4 years.

Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 07:29 PM (U5tDi)

77 Point of order ! Jar-Jar Binks is not a people, he is a Gungan.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 07:29 PM (bUjCl)

78 So, it's not okay for Lindsay to be gay, but it is okay for men who use razors to be gay.

No wonder you see so many guys with beards nowadays.

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:29 PM (/Z/Su)

79
I use the Lewis and Clark shaving system. Whale oil and a somewhat rusty skinning knife. smoooooth.

Posted by: 13times at January 15, 2019 07:30 PM (g9U+S)

80 WalMart disposable, store-brand razors.
Problem solved.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:28 PM (dcu2m)

Probably made by Gillette. WalMart doesn't make razors, they order them by the crate and have them relabled.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2019 07:30 PM (bLfL5)

81 If it's anything like a Glade air freshener, no thanks. The wife loves the damn things, but they literally make me nauseated.

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+1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (f9AnO)

82 What did Harry's do?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 07:27 PM (fuK7c)

Became "woke" themselves and started pandering to (and throwing money at) the LGBTQGDMFSOB crowd.
Right after I had stocked up, too. The bastiches...

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (Qrixg)

83 As I wondered earlier, would an advertiser even consider a 'Hey, Black People, you can do better' spin in their ad?
Why is it open season on men? Because femynysm wants to classify anything they can attribute to men as a pathology?
Bad move, Gillette. Those lesbos don't even shave their legs or pits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (dcu2m)

84 All shaving threads eventually turn into boob threads.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (Tyii7)

85 As a free-lance Lindsey Graham impersonator, I guess I have been doing it wrong...

Posted by: ro-man at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (RuIsu)

86 I use the Lewis and Clark shaving system. Whale oil and a somewhat rusty skinning knife. smoooooth.
Posted by: 13times at January 15, 2019 07:30 PM (g9U+S)

++++
Isn't harpooning the whale and rendering it's blubber down a bit time consuming?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (2sCft)

87
73
I ordered a diffuser with essential oils today. It acts kind of like a dehumidifier I think,


Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2019 07:25 PM (lwiT4)

Mmmmm, airborne toxic chemicals. I can't handle any of that stuff but I hope you like it!
Posted by: peaches at January 15, 2019 07:29 PM (14URa)



I have a great diffuser. I use the following essential oil oils: cinnamon, orange, snowberry and thieves oil.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (TdMsT)

88 got to repost this because, well, just because if I'm going to have pervy imaginings, I want others going to hell with me.

Katelyn Ohashi - 10.0 Floor (1-12-19)

http://bit.ly/2MgYibu
Posted by: Grump928(C) at J



so what we have learned is that you have some unnatural sex desires for tree stumps and fire hydrants.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (MTjB1)

89 My troll comment:

My wife's boyfriend says I'm a cuck because I use a Gillette razor. I don't think that's fair, do you?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (hjaPQ)

90 Another comment I saw said something like: "I loved this campaign, but you've lost one customer -- my wife's boyfriend was offended by the ad and said he'll never buy Gillette again."

Now THIS is first-class trolling, worthy of Trump.

He loves the campaign, but his wife's boyfriend doesn't? Did Gillette not realize they were getting punked?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (6RhgT)

91 i put a teapot filled with water and cinnamon sticks on the wood stove. star anise and cloves work too.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (3O41F)

92 All shaving threads eventually turn into boob threads.


=

Mitt Romney !

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (bUjCl)

93 I haven't used essential oils since college.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (4e+hS)

94 Those aren't commenter, they're Russian Bots!

Posted by: Allass Pundit at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (786Ro)

95 Would love to see a Pitch Meeting video for this boner.

Maybe a follow-up one imagining some dude in marketing frantically trying to undo this fustercluck by pitching the sponsorship of a NASCAR racer ... with logos representing Gillette, BateWorld, The Bulwark, Mitt 2020, Cucksheds 'R Us, etc.

Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (WqPYg)

96 Other stuff about the deletions here too including more shots at Gillette...
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/
1085129079504994304

And I bought a Schick 5-bladed model today. Sending the destroyed remaining Gillette blades and the Schick product-insert from its box along with them and some choice words.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (Evws/)

97 My wife's son, not 'my son.' IE, her lover's child.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

IE commenter is a cuck, and the cuck loved the ad.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2019 07:28 PM (P1f+c)

------------------------------------

But it wasn't the cuck who liked the ad. It was Paolo, Jr.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (8g9zh)

98 Johnny Walker Black is now woke. Commercial with two lesbians getting married.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (xzqr4)

99 guess it is back to the straight edge.



where do I send these gillette blades?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (MTjB1)

100 The only one out of that list I use is Bounty and I sure as hell can quit that.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (/D2qo)

101 The first company I can remember really stepping in it over a liberal issue was Smith & Wesson back in the Clinton Admin.

The damage to stockholder equity is real.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (FTlwv)

102 The last few years have shown that a company can make so much money that they can tell half their customers to fuck off and it won't really matter in the long run.

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 07:33 PM (Izzlo)

103 All non-essential oils have been furloughed.

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2019 07:33 PM (786Ro)

104 Straight razors beat gay razors.

Posted by: aop on phone at January 15, 2019 07:33 PM (FnZYL)

105 almost everything I buy is store brand or some cheap off brand. i rarely buy name brand products and those are usually food. Most of what P&G sells I already don't buy.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 15, 2019 07:33 PM (myjNJ)

106 got to repost this because, well, just because if I'm going to have pervy imaginings, I want others going to hell with me.
Katelyn Ohashi - 10.0 Floor (1-12-19)
http://bit.ly/2MgYibu
Posted by: Grump928(C) at J

so what we have learned is that you have some unnatural sex desires for tree stumps and fire hydrants.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (MTjB1
+++++
I for one, am good with the thick-legged lasses with bulbous asses....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:33 PM (2sCft)

107 don't all the cucks shave their wife and her bulls with gillette?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (MTjB1)

108 Sideboobs are better than backboobs.

Manboobs are the best of all.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (3C9q2)

109 re: the last thread; how can Trump have kompromat on Lindsey when everyone in the friggin' country already knows that Lindsey is gayer than Liberace's hairdresser?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (V2Yro)

110 I use Dawn dishwashing detergent. It cuts grease like a Mother.

The other stuff is meh.

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (/Z/Su)

111 Katelyn Ohashi - 10.0 Floor (1-12-19)

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Nimble little vixen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (f9AnO)

112 Johnny Walker Black is now woke. Commercial with two lesbians getting married.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at J


good. they can have it. just keep them away from the good scotch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (MTjB1)

113 Bob's Burgers did a great episode on essential oils. Linda almost gets sucked into the marketing scheme.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (8g9zh)

114 i put a teapot filled with water and cinnamon sticks on the wood stove. star anise and cloves work too.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2019 07:32 PM (3O41F)
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My parents have a wood stove in their family room, and my mom has this cast iron pot with sort of a lattice top that is made for filling with water and keeping on the stove to humidify the air. I don't know if she puts anything in it but that sounds nice, concrete girl!

Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (U5tDi)

115 so what we have learned is that you have some unnatural sex desires for tree stumps and fire hydrants.


You met Mrs928 I see.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

116 He loves the campaign, but his wife's boyfriend doesn't? Did Gillette not realize they were getting punked?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (6RhgT)

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Given their response, no they didn't.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (ffYR/)

117 87 I have a great diffuser.

the great diffuser is the on the opposide side of the universe from the great attractor, right?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (v3pYe)

118 Make America whiskery again, my friends...
Posted by: Stu-22 at January 15, 2019 07:29 PM (1RoAT)
+++++++++++++
Mine comes in like a checkerboard. Pass.
Just no Gillette razors. P&G may have made a grave miscalculation. As Ace mentioned, their products are basically commodities - *all* have very close substitutes. Switching is downright easy when you're in a basically undifferentiated market...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 07:35 PM (9kgSk)

119 98 Johnny Walker Black is now woke. Commercial with two lesbians getting married."

Hmm, we'll have to keep an eye on that campaign, just to see if Johnny Walker follows it up with some hot lesby wedding night action.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2019 07:35 PM (V2Yro)

120 As the guy behind okaying this campaign in North America is Indian (Hindu??), I checked out "gillette in india" on Bing yesterday. It looks like Gillette has a large Indian presence so I think we should be bombing North American and worldwide Gillette with demands that they hire Untouchables for sales and manufacturing positions in India.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2019 07:35 PM (Evws/)

121 What makes these oils so essential?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:35 PM (dcu2m)

122 we had some conversation on the boycott thing last night. not drinking modelo because they use your money for their mexicans are great campaign is too much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:35 PM (MTjB1)

123 I buy HEB brand dishwashing liquid for a buck a bottle.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 07:36 PM (/D2qo)

124 So is there a trick to refresh this page on a Blackberry?

Posted by: aop on phone at January 15, 2019 07:36 PM (FnZYL)

125 I use Dawn dishwashing detergent. It cuts grease like a Mother.

Vets and animal shelters also use it to de-flea kittens and puppies who are too young for the safe use of anti-flea and tick drugs.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 15, 2019 07:36 PM (3C9q2)

126 Re: 'Essential' oils
Did you ever notice how many boutique items rely on a preceding adjective to make them somehow mystical?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (dcu2m)

127 so what we have learned is that you have some unnatural sex desires for tree stumps and fire hydrants.


You met Mrs928 I see.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at J



we are trying to drink the coffee here not cleanse our nose.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (MTjB1)

128 Can you imagine Ford F150s having a similar ad campaign?

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (Izzlo)

129 So is there a trick to refresh this page on a Blackberry?
Posted by: aop on phone at January 15, 2019 07:36 PM (FnZYL)
+++++
Throw away the Blackberry and get a real electronic device.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (2sCft)

130 I've boycotted Tampax, literally, as long as I've been alive.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (wiOWS)

131 So is there a trick to refresh this page on a Blackberry?

Yes. Plug it into a dial-up modem.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (Tyii7)

132
I use Dawn dishwashing detergent. It cuts grease like a Mother.



The other stuff is meh.

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (/Z/Su)

They use it to clean up birds and other animals that have been in oil spills..

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (xPl2J)

133 86>

We found a dead whale by octant N20degW 3 miles south of Fort Clatsop. Not far from where we boil seawater to make salt.

Posted by: 13times at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (g9U+S)

134 What makes these oils so essential?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:35 PM (dcu2m)



I don't know all that much about it, but they seem to be the essence of the particular plant. Like I guess Rosemary essence would be the squished out part of Rosemary herbs. I think.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (lwiT4)

135 the great diffuser is the on the opposide side of the universe from the great attractor, right?

==

No, no, the great infusore , like the Paolo...



Posted by: The Paolo at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (bUjCl)

136 Gillette's going down?

Well, I guess it's back to using dipilatory cream.

Posted by: The Bullwark at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (786Ro)

137 concrete girl, I nuke orange and clove and then set it out.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (/D2qo)

138 Willowed, and I'm really trying to understand this, so I'm reposting:

Rosenstein opened the SC to get the investigation away from McCabe and his cronies and into a position he could control. Mueller was appointed the day after he and Rosenstein met with Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 07:21 PM

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OK... I'm highly skeptical that Rosenstein is a decent American, though I guess it's possible....

But Mueller, a good guy? I can't buy it. Hard-nosed as Trump is, I can't see him signing off on that horse faced SOB terrorizing a bunch of loyal Trump underlings, humiliating and bankrupting and jailing them, for his own political reasons. I just don't buy that Trump is that heartless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 07:38 PM (XR7Al)

139 109
re: the last thread; how can Trump have kompromat on Lindsey when
everyone in the friggin' country already knows that Lindsey is gayer
than Liberace's hairdresser?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (V2Yro)


======


THAT'S WHY IT'S SO FUNNY!!! -- Ben Wattaburger

Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2019 07:38 PM (WqPYg)

140
Vets and animal shelters also use it to de-flea kittens and puppies
who are too young for the safe use of anti-flea and tick drugs.


Did a rescue on a little fellow once, and dishwashing liquid was the only thing effective. Worked like a dream.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:38 PM (dcu2m)

141 I've boycotted Tampax, literally, as long as I've been alive.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (wiOWS)
+++
I do like the Tampax line of jewelry. Especially the earings.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:38 PM (2sCft)

142 Did you ever notice how many boutique items rely on a preceding adjective to make them somehow mystical?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (dcu2m)
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Why yes, I have.

Posted by: indispensable bluebell at January 15, 2019 07:38 PM (U5tDi)

143 I like that it's the black guys scolding the white guys. That's really woke!

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 07:38 PM (2DOZq)

144 we had some conversation on the boycott thing last night. not drinking modelo because they use your money for their mexicans are great campaign is too much.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:35 PM (MTjB1)

Yup.....plus Modelo tastes like.......culo. In fact, they should just change the name to "Culo" and pay Pit Bull a royalty.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2019 07:38 PM (Z+IKu)

145 "have a discussion"

"have a conversation"

How about "no?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:38 PM (6RhgT)

146 >>>26 My wife's lovers LOVE this ad, as do I.
Posted by: William Kristol, Esq a

oh that would be a great comment to really add.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

147 Does Proctor and Gamble still use the satanic logo?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 15, 2019 07:39 PM (xPl2J)

148 Dawn rules!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2019 07:39 PM (3O41F)

149 When I shave my anus prior to a bleaching, I ONLY use Gillette razors.

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at January 15, 2019 07:39 PM (pw+jk)

150 Yup.....plus Modelo tastes like.......culo. In fact, they should just change the name to "Culo" and pay Pit Bull a royalty.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at J




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:39 PM (MTjB1)

151 I've boycotted Tampax, literally, as long as I've been alive.


Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (wiOWS)

They're terrific! So comfortable!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 07:39 PM (dcu2m)

152 So is there a trick to refresh this page on a Blackberry?
Posted by: aop on phone at January 15, 2019 07:36 PM (FnZYL)

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Wow, I haven't seen one of those in actual use for about 10 years. I've forgotten what I used to know about them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 15, 2019 07:40 PM (ffYR/)

153 The Paolo uses a straight razor to, how you say, trim the shrubs. The Paolo does it as foreplay. Oh no, the ladies say, do not nick the love muscle! Who will pleasure me, they ask. The ladies love the danger.

Posted by: Paolo at January 15, 2019 07:40 PM (gC2IV)

154 We found a dead whale by octant N20degW 3 miles south of Fort Clatsop. Not far from where we boil seawater to make salt.
Posted by: 13times at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (g9U+S)
+++++
I like the re-creation of Fort Clatsop they did near Astoria.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:40 PM (2sCft)

155 >>>126 Re: 'Essential' oils
Did you ever notice how many boutique items rely on a preceding adjective to make them somehow mystical?

No, never

Posted by: Transcendental Himalayan Anal Bleach at January 15, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

156 52
I've got to repost this because, well, just because if I'm going to have pervy imaginings, I want others going to hell with me.




OUCH!!

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 15, 2019 07:40 PM (vWMNq)

157 "I loved this campaign, but you've lost one customer -- my wife's boyfriend was offended by the ad and said he'll never buy Gillette again."


Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:41 PM (qjfjx)

158 I'm expecting Colonel Angus to arrive shortly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

159 First TuCa-hating Red Lobster is associated with food poisoning, and now Gillette with soi bois. Keep it up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 15, 2019 07:41 PM (iw59Q)

160 In the list of products I use Swiffer, but infrequently. Very infrequently. So infrequently it's almost indistinguishable from a boycott.

I haven't shaved in about 29 years or so. I bought a cheap Conair beard trimmer and use that every week or two.

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2019 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

161 If you have never used Orvus you are missing a bet. Better than anything out there without the extra added chemicals.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 07:41 PM (/D2qo)

162 I do like the Tampax line of jewelry. Especially the earings.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:38 PM (2sCft


I'm a big fan of women's beauty. Nothing brings out the natural allure of a woman's ears quite like her ankles.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:41 PM (wiOWS)

163 Sigh. Fine, I'll watch the ad.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2019 07:41 PM (GBteo)

164 I've boycotted Tampax, literally, as long as I've been alive.


Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (wiOWS)

They're total ripoffs. Their ads show people playing tennis, going horseback riding, etc. I bought a package and none of those things happened to me.

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (Izzlo)

165 I really don't understand this need some companies have to piss off half of America. How is that smart business?

They all should take a clue from Wendy's. Best company twitter feed I've seen because it's funny and avoids social justice garbage.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (/tuJf)

166 I like the Gillette razors I've used for the last couple of decades. The latest is some sort of 5 blade thing with a vibrating handle and a battery vibrate. I know people say the battery vibrate is useless, but I don't find it so, as I can easily prove to myself by turning it on and off. I like their products.

I will keep shaving with this razor I like...until I run out of my current blade supply. After that, I'm out. I'm done buying Gillette for good. The only thing that would change my mind would be an apology that made clear that they know why it was wrong to lecture and insult their customers, why it was wrong to take a stand for the non-masculine side of the current culture wars, and that they have fired absolutely everyone who approved this crap.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (ed8K1)

167 Heh. Babylon Bee thought of everything

"Christian Women Now In Favor Of Invading Middle East After Pentagon Claims They Have Essential Oils"

https://bit.ly/2RrGFeJ

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (786Ro)

168 In the list of products I use Swiffer, but infrequently. Very infrequently. So infrequently it's almost indistinguishable from a boycott.
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Swiffer????? Oh no! JackStraw hardest hit.

Posted by: indispensable bluebell at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (U5tDi)

169 130
I've boycotted Tampax, literally, as long as I've been alive.


Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:37 PM (wiOWS)


=======


I can envision a day when the feral government will mandate you purchase that product, and John Roberts will agree.

Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (WqPYg)

170 It was date night last night so I had the house to myself. Loved your ad!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (Pu/Kw)

171 Does Proctor and Gamble still use the satanic logo?
Posted by: Mark1971



No. Just a simple P&G on a blue oval.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (qjfjx)

172 From last night and today's threads, I learned that Negro Modelo is not the same as Modelo.


And yankeefifth thinks they both suck.



Knowledge!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (sy5kK)

173 Rush was saying that every bad behavior in the ad was being demonstrated by a white guy.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (dcu2m)

174 Curious how this comes out within a week of the APA update that declared men to be just the worst and in need of cradle-to-grave indoctrination to stifle their toxicity...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (9kgSk)

175 They all should take a clue from Wendy's. Best company twitter feed I've seen because it's funny and avoids social justice garbage.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (/tuJf)
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+100

Posted by: indispensable bluebell at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (U5tDi)

176 "have a discussion"

"have a conversation"

Have a big ol glass of shut the fuck up you preachy clowns!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (myjNJ)

177 Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (786Ro)



LOL

Posted by: grammie winger at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (lwiT4)

178 It was date night last night so I had the house to myself. Loved your ad!



I chuckled out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

179 "proctor" (7) and "gamble" (6) have 13 letters - the sign of the devil.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (Pg+x7)

180 I had my first all out twitter WAR today because I dared agree with a man's rightly asked comment of when the Gillette Venus ad would address women's catty and manipulative behavior...I was bombarded by SJW's and male feminists all day long. It was pretty hilarious!!

Posted by: amy rey at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (0iVp1)

181 >>I've boycotted Tampax, literally, as long as I've been alive.


Me too. I only use Moon Pads reusables.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (yQ8lT)

182 173 Rush was saying that every bad behavior in the ad was being demonstrated by a white guy.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (dcu2m)

Like every ad for the last century.

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (Izzlo)

183 and a jug of orvus will last a couple years.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (3O41F)

184 I like the Gillette razors I've used for the last couple of decades. The latest is some sort of 5 blade thing with a vibrating handle and a battery vibrate.

This is too funny, given the topic... Can't tell if real.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (Pu/Kw)

185 Gillette needs to pay for this fk up, which if its my guess these companies get young Leftist Seminary graduates in the marketing division who run with their ideas.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (/rm4P)

186 I want to know why women's razors cost so much more than men's razors.

You can charge more to people who didn't work for the money they spend.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (rnAwa)

187 Wife's son is named Oedipus Rex; they charge me to watch. I write it off my taxes because "doctors orders". I use Procter and Bangles cuz devil worship.

I have room for improvement.

Posted by: ro-man at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (RuIsu)

188 It is part of pathology of contemporary society to denigrate its most valuable members, and exalt the most worthless.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (6RhgT)

189 I can envision a day when the feral government will mandate you purchase that product, and John Roberts will agree.
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (WqPYg)
+++++++++++++
I couple of years back, some school district was encouraging high school boys to carry tampons to give to their superior female classmates if the need arose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (9kgSk)

190 All right, back to the laundry. Get a humidifier, Ace! And feel better soon.

Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 07:45 PM (U5tDi)

191 The only thing that would change my mind would be
an apology that made clear that they know why it was wrong to lecture
and insult their customers, why it was wrong to take a stand for the
non-masculine side of the current culture wars, and that they have fired
absolutely everyone who approved this crap.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (ed8K1)

Why yes, we DO have a bridge for sale, and for only the cash in your wallet and ATM account, it can be YOURS!

Posted by: Alternate Universe at January 15, 2019 07:45 PM (sy5kK)

192 110 I use Dawn dishwashing detergent. It cuts grease like a Mother.

The other stuff is meh.
Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (/Z/Su)


Dawn Ultra was apparently a superior product in the market for a long time. But now there are a bunch of other Ultras, probably imitations of the original. Might be just as good. Worth a try, certainly.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2019 07:45 PM (ed8K1)

193 I can envision a day when the feral government will mandate you purchase that product, and John Roberts will agree.


Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (WqPYg)


It's a tampax tax!

Posted by: John R. at January 15, 2019 07:45 PM (9gHOW)

194 185 Gillette needs to pay for this fk up, which if its my guess these companies get young Leftist Seminary graduates in the marketing division who run with their ideas.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (/rm4P)


Gillette needs to fire its marketing VP.

Also to get a more masculine name. "Gillette" sounds like a fruit name.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:45 PM (6RhgT)

195 I never bathe so this is all about other people to me.

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2019 07:45 PM (NLLmE)

196 I certainly wouldn't recommend that you troll and downvote this video --
as conservatives, we must support and promote Corporate Interests as if
they are the living embodiment of God Almighty Ximself


I can't quit you, ace.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 07:45 PM (LL1Be)

197 >>Swiffer????? Oh no! JackStraw hardest hit.

It's rough, I won't deny it. But if not dusting is the price I have to pay for the cause I'm all in.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

198 I blame Cincinnati.

It was just over 100 years ago that King Gillette made shaving a regular part of being an American male. Mostly it was to make sure that gas masks would have an airtight fit, but it worked. We shave.

For as long as I've shaved (which is oddly more than 29 years) every new Gillette product has been an actual improvement on the prior and has re-set the state of the art for shaving equipment.

I remember a 60 Minutes thing where all the Gillette execs came to the office in Boston and shaved there using the trial products. Real testing.

And now all of that goodwill is gone overnight. I blame those Pete Rose bastards with Ohio River sludge in their brains.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (fuK7c)

199 Actually bought a box of Tampax a while back as part of my my prepper supplies so I can't say it's a product I've boycotted all my life.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (2DOZq)

200 I'm for every white guy that scratches his ball, belches, farts and asks for a sammich.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (/D2qo)

201 I had my first all out twitter WAR today because I dared agree with a
man's rightly asked comment of when the Gillette Venus ad would address
women's catty and manipulative behavior...I

Sounds tailor-made for Summer's Eve.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (dcu2m)

202 I couple of years back, some school district was encouraging high school boys to carry tampons to give to their superior female classmates if the need arose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Only reason a guy should carry kotex or pads are for bullet hole plugs and general wound coverings.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (qjfjx)

203 All generic products are most likely made by the brands anyway.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (bUjCl)

204 I switched to an electric razor about 20 years ago and never looked back.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (xPl2J)

205 This is too funny, given the topic... Can't tell if real.
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (Pu/Kw)
++++++++++++
It's real. It supposedly helps with raising your hair up to make it cut easier. They gave me one for free to try to convert me back when I was buying their Mach3 line.

I didn't find that it made any difference. Seemed like a gimmick to try to justify spending nearly twice as much on razors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (9kgSk)

206 Me too. I only use Moon Pads reusables.



You haven't lived if your woman hasn't been through a "natural sea sponge" phase of feminine hygiene.

Nothing beats taking a whizz will starting at a sponge soaking in vinegar in a Japanese teacup on the toilet tank.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

207 Change the recipe to "New Coke?"


Wish we would have thought of that!

Posted by: Gillette Marketing Department at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (sy5kK)

208 >>I want to know why women's razors cost so much more than men's razors.


You ladies have more lips to avoid. Requiring a more precise grip and hone on your blades.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (yQ8lT)

209 Procter Gamble's alleged use of underage workers and abusive work conditions in its overseas plants.



It's their tiny hands that keep the quality so high.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (LL1Be)

210 Katelyn Ohashi - 10.0 Floor (1-12-19)

I watched that and still don't believe it is humanly possible...

BUT I would like to investigate further!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (f3oO4)

211 I had my first all out twitter WAR today because I dared agree with a man's rightly asked comment of when the Gillette Venus ad would address
women's catty and manipulative behavior...I
Sounds tailor-made for Summer's Eve.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Whatta douche.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (qjfjx)

212 All right, back to the laundry. Get a humidifier, Ace! And feel better soon.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 07:45 PM (U5tDi)


Worst advice ever. What do you expect him to do - put it on the floor ? He sure as shit ain't gonna' set it on a shelf.

Women.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (wiOWS)

213 If you use paper towels and eat over the sink you don't have much need for dishwashing detergent.

Posted by: Weasel at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (MVjcR)

214 I guess the Gillette Cavalcade of Sports won't be bringing us the Friday night fights in the near future.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (xzqr4)

215 Essential oils are natural oils that are derived from the actual plant.

Fragrance oils are artificially manufactured scents.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (NtglE)

216 I prefer Gillette when shaving her beau's back. It just feels like I'm helping out!

Posted by: Bill Kristol - 🚢 at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (Pu/Kw)

217 189 I can envision a day when the feral government will mandate you purchase that product, and John Roberts will agree.
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM (WqPYg)

I had to pay for maternity care and pediatric dental for several years before I got old enough for medicare. It wouldn't surprise me if they suddenly mandated that I purchase tampons now, too.

Posted by: peaches at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (14URa)

218 The first company I can remember really stepping in it over a liberal issue was Smith & Wesson back in the Clinton Admin.

-
ThinkProgress editor Zack Ford caught a lot of well deserved shit for his take on the 25 year old woman who used her concealed carry weapon to dispatch an armed robber to the happy mugging grounds but his take that the fact that she was able to defend herself in no way mitigates the fact that she was legally carrying to begin with is over the top. Common sense gun controls. By the way, how does he know the dearly departed didn't have rape, kidnapping, or murder in mind?

https://bit.ly/2QTgh8q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (f9AnO)

219 But it wasn't the cuck who liked the ad. It was Paolo, Jr.

Posted by: No One of Consequence


I assumed that was just an "...asking for a friend" thing. If it was really the son who liked the ad, he could have said so himself.

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (P1f+c)

220 198 I blame Cincinnati.

---

So do I on general principle, but isn't Gillette a Boston company?

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (Izzlo)

221 >>>>>I want to know why women's razors cost so much more than men's razors.


OH! That was a comment on Gillette's video. I think it was probably an anti-SJW posting an SJW meme to make trouble.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (PbpT7)

222 182 173 Rush was saying that every bad behavior in the ad was being demonstrated by a white guy.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (dcu2m)

Like every ad for the last century.
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (Izzlo)


White men comprise the only group you can crap on with impunity, despite the fact that without white men people would be living in caves and hitting each other over the head with femurs in between famines and epidemics.

See, e.g., Zimbabwe and soon, South Africa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (6RhgT)

223 I should let my beard grow out, and get a hunk of cardboard and a Sharpie.

Posted by: aop on phone at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (FnZYL)

224 I couple of years back, some school district was
encouraging high school boys to carry tampons to give to their superior
female classmates if the need arose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (9kgSk)


Like an insertion assistant or just tampon caddy?

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (9gHOW)

225 Et, Tu Mr Clean?

When did bald headed manly man lose it's sting?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (tnnGd)

226 130
I've boycotted Tampax, literally, as long as I've been alive.


Posted by: JayDub Walker


I remember when I first became aware of girls and their magical powers. The instructions and associated drawings in a box of Tampax were quite.....stimulating.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (T6t7i)

227 173 Rush was saying that every bad behavior in the ad was being demonstrated by a white guy.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (dcu2m)

As I posted, not only demonstrated by white guys but corrected by the black guys.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

228 184 I like the Gillette razors I've used for the last couple of decades. The latest is some sort of 5 blade thing with a vibrating handle and a battery vibrate.

This is too funny, given the topic... Can't tell if real.
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (Pu/Kw)


Unintentional joke due to accidental redundancy, but I see why it's funny. But no, I am dead serious that I want the Gillette brand to experience the sort of epic failure that will be taught in business schools for 50 years.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (ed8K1)

229 I would guess this commercial could be founnd on YouTube, wonder what the comments are.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (/rm4P)

230 does anybody recall the response to the budweiser ad campaign for equal pay for women featuring seth rogan and amy shumer? it was really obnoxious and lasted for a short time. i don't know if the blowback brought it down.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (Pg+x7)

231 Only reason a guy should carry kotex or pads are for bullet hole plugs and general wound coverings.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (qjfjx)

A kotex pad and a hot iron, FTW!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (f3oO4)

232 i like the original blue dawn best. dark green next.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (3O41F)

233 Captain Marvel - sooperest sooperpowers EVAR
+
that time of the month.

How does this work itself out?

Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (LL1Be)

234 ThinkProgress ThinkCommunism editor Zack Ford

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (6RhgT)

235 I have a great diffuser. I use the following essential oil oils: cinnamon, orange, snowberry and thieves oil.

Posted by: Ladyl


Rough neighborhood? I'd never be able to kill enough thieves to keep it running, here...

Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (P1f+c)

236 Only reason a guy should carry kotex or pads are for bullet hole plugs and general wound coverings.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM (qjfjx)


Not so fast my friend. Ever consider doubling them up as a field-expedient ball-gag ?

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (wiOWS)

237 My business mentor used to be an advertising consultant for PandG and he is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (pw+jk)

238 I couple of years back, some school district was encouraging high school boys to carry tampons to give to their superior female classmates if the need arose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 07:44 PM (9kgSk)

+++++
I'll never forget quite a few years ago. My neice was like two. My sister in law was visiting with some VIP's from her church. My niece got into my SIL's purse pulled out some tampons, pulled them out of the tubes and then came running into the room waiving them by the strings and shouting "mouses! Squeak! Squeak!" My SIL wanted to crawl away.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (2sCft)

239 SteveOReno, 154 - My wife bought me their complete journals one Christmas - and I plowed my way through all 13 volumes. Took about a year.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (CeJUf)

240 Also to get a more masculine name. "Gillette" sounds like a fruit name.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:45 PM (6RhgT)

Founded by King Gillette, who also basically invented the safety razor. Badass name.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (myjNJ)

241 Oops. Should read:

ThinkProgress ThinkCommunism editor Zack Ford

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (6RhgT)

242 Like an insertion assistant or just tampon caddy?

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (9gHOW)

My first response was a bad joke involving male anatomy and meat equivalents, but I grossed myself out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (tnnGd)

243 Only reason a guy should carry kotex or pads are for bullet hole plugs and general wound coverings.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:46 PM
~~~~~

Linemen use them too to pad the front of their super-high work boots.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (NtglE)

244 213
If you use paper towels and eat over the sink you don't have much need for dishwashing detergent.

Posted by: Weasel


If you poop in the yard, it really saves on toilet paper.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (T6t7i)

245 Like an insertion assistant or just tampon caddy?

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (9gHOW)
+++++++
I dispenser, of course. The emotional tampon can carry the real thing for their betters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (9kgSk)

246 Dorco makes reasonably inexpensive cartridge razors that are about half the cost of Gillette's.

Posted by: Locarno at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (3WLXg)

247 As I posted, not only demonstrated by white guys but corrected by the rapping black guys.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (f3oO4)

248 Founded by King Gillette, who also basically invented the safety razor. Badass name.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (myjNJ)


Shhhh. I'm trying to insult them.

Presumably one of his progeny, Queen Gillette, is running the show now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (6RhgT)

249 I have gotten Gillette razors but thats never going to happen again.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (/rm4P)

250 Not so fast my friend. Ever consider doubling them up as a field-expedient ball-gag ?
Posted by: JayDub Walker


True. That's what the adhesive strip is for.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (qjfjx)

251 It's funny how gymnasts always have to that little sassy-attitude-dance in between each genuine gymnastic athletic move.

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (786Ro)

252
As I posted, not only demonstrated by white guys but corrected by the black guys.



So, no football players roughing up women on surveillance footage....?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (dcu2m)

253 When did bald headed manly man lose it's sting?

The earring.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (yQpMk)

254 Not so fast my friend. Ever consider doubling them up as a field-expedient ball-gag ?
Posted by: JayDub Walker at J


you know, having someone beat you to the joke by seconds is irritating, however, knowing that you are not the only one who wanted to make the joke is gratifying.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (MTjB1)

255 I used to keep a box in my locker because it was across the school from my girlfriend's locker, and we were down there once when she went all "Shining elevator scene," so I stocked it.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 07:51 PM (XR7Al)

256 It's funny how gymnasts always have to that little sassy-attitude-dance in between each genuine gymnastic athletic move.

It's international law.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 07:51 PM (LL1Be)

257 What a waste, I got sold to Gillette.....

Posted by: The 600 Ship Navy at January 15, 2019 07:51 PM (FTlwv)

258 Black guys have problems shaving.

As a marketing idea, this one sucks.

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:51 PM (/Z/Su)

259 227 173 Rush was saying that every bad behavior in the ad was being demonstrated by a white guy.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (dcu2m)

As I posted, not only demonstrated by white guys but corrected by the black guys.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (2DOZq)


We have so much to learn from a demographic one-quarter of whose members have criminal records.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:51 PM (6RhgT)

260 I saw a quipslip once. It was just a flash though.
And it was so pointed!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2019 07:51 PM (Evws/)

261 I would guess this commercial could be founnd on YouTube, wonder what the comments are.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (/rm4P)
+++++++++++++++
Transient. Apparently P&G are deleting comments quickly and frequently. I read that they also re-uploaded the video to manipulate the dislike:like ratio, though can't confirm that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (9kgSk)

262 Orvus WA Paste ?

Great stuff, surprised to see other people using it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (5fNnO)

263 So do I on general principle, but isn't Gillette a Boston company?


Gillette got bought by Cincinnati (Proctor and Gamble).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (fuK7c)

264 From last night and today's threads, I learned that Negro Modelo is not the same as Modelo.


And yankeefifth thinks they both suck.



Knowledge!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2019 07:43 PM (sy5kK)

Recently went to a Mexican restaurant and ordered a Negra Modelo with my enchilada verdes. Muy Bueno! Much prefer to the Dos Ickies or ImBev dreck.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (bLfL5)

265 See, e.g., Zimbabwe and soon, South Africa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:48 PM (6RhgT)

Take him to Detroit.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynY2begPzoM

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (Z+IKu)

266 If the big brands still make the generics, fine. Let them get a pittance of the low-price knockoff rather than the full price of the costly name brand.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (dcu2m)

267 Linemen use them too to pad the front of their super-high work boots.
Posted by: IrishEi


I can see that. The laces have to rub their shins raw.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (qjfjx)

268 246 Dorco makes reasonably inexpensive cartridge razors that are about half the cost of Gillette's.
Posted by: Locarno at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (3WLXg)


DorkCo would be a perfect new name for Gillette.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (6RhgT)

269 162K likes as of right now on Gillette's tribute to Gender Studies. No way those are genuine.


Yesterday the ratio was so lopsided, that even with an obvious bot campaign to boost the like count, they're still behind by like 2.5 to 1.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (Oizsv)

270 253 When did bald headed manly man lose it's sting?

The earring.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (yQpMk)

This look actually works when accompanied by a parrot.

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (/Z/Su)

271 For decades there was only Schick and Gillette. Then BIC disposable came on the market.

THEN
Several independent and much less expensive razor companies come on to the market.

Gillette's response is to say fuck you to their core market and go after soi-boys that only shave once every 11 days. Smart move.

Did the DICK'S marketing guy get the top spot at Gillette? My guess is that Gillette's market will become more selective.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (pw+jk)

272 Also your brand damage is irreversible.


Sounds a bit like the 4chan kids are having a bit of fun.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 07:53 PM (LL1Be)

273 i like the original blue dawn best. dark green next.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (3O41F)

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It's all Red Dawn, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 07:53 PM (XR7Al)

274 you know, having someone beat you to the joke by
seconds is irritating, however, knowing that you are not the only one
who wanted to make the joke is gratifying.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (MTjB1)


Game recognizes Game. Much respect.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:53 PM (wiOWS)

275 The lubricating strips on Gillette's razors are really gentle and smooth on my sensitive scrotum and are the best a man can get!

Thanks, Gillette!

Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2019 07:53 PM (wxZSX)

276 Looks like this is not Gillette's first foray into SJWism. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_C._Gillette#Personal_life

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2019 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

277 The only acceptable Beer is Root Beer.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 07:53 PM (yQ8lT)

278 Hey everybody.

I've been a long-time Mach 3 user, but thanks to Gillette, I'm now looking at electric shavers at Amazon.

Think I'll go with a Braun...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 07:53 PM (miE9U)

279 271" For decades there was only Schick and Gillette. Then BIC disposable came on the market."

Hey what about us?

Posted by: Wilkinson and Personna at January 15, 2019 07:54 PM (FTlwv)

280 Recently went to a Mexican restaurant and ordered a Negra Modelo with my enchilada verdes. Muy Bueno! Much prefer to the Dos Ickies or ImBev dreck.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (bLfL5)

Negra Modelo is a very good beer. Try putting a little pinch of salt in and then slamming the bottle on the table like the viejos do!

Posted by: peaches at January 15, 2019 07:54 PM (14URa)

281 garrett, yup

Especially Henry Weinhard's. Sooo smooooooth...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 07:54 PM (miE9U)

282 i like the original blue dawn best. dark green next.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (3O41F)

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It's all Red Dawn, now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



WOLVERINES!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:54 PM (qjfjx)

283 https://youtu.be/RJzdSch3hAE
New Gillette commercial, 2K comments.
Going to wade through a few

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2019 07:55 PM (/rm4P)

284 When I shave my man pussy, only Gillette will do.

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at January 15, 2019 07:55 PM (pw+jk)

285 sock_rat_eeze. Yes, I use it as a shampoo, to wash dishes, bathe horses and dogs.

For the ladies, Orvus will preserve your hair color better than anything out there.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 07:55 PM (/D2qo)

286 It's a trap!

Posted by: Dick's Sporting Goods at January 15, 2019 07:55 PM (LL1Be)

287 For decades there was only Schick and Gillette. Then BIC disposable came on the market."

Hey what about us?
Posted by: Wilkinson and Personna


Off my lawn!

Posted by: Burma Shave at January 15, 2019 07:55 PM (qjfjx)

288 269 162K likes as of right now on Gillette's tribute to Gender Studies. No way those are genuine.


Yesterday the ratio was so lopsided, that even with an obvious bot campaign to boost the like count, they're still behind by like 2.5 to 1.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (Oizsv)

Interesting that you can get rid of Dislikes.

I can see being able to get rid of comments... but Dislike? destroys the whole rational behind the system.

Posted by: Don Q at January 15, 2019 07:55 PM (NgKpN)

289 It's all Red Dawn, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

WOLVERINES!!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:54 PM (qjfjx)


Avenge Me !!!

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:55 PM (wiOWS)

290 Glad to hear so many here like Negra Modelo.

As I've shared before, I usually put it in my chili. But it's one of the few beers I can actually drink straight too.

If/when I finally make a Vegas MoMee, I'll order one with you guys...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 07:55 PM (miE9U)

291 It's funny how gymnasts always have to that little sassy-attitude-dance in between each genuine gymnastic athletic move.

-------

I LOL about this, too.

I think it's to say "Look, I'm a normal hoo-man, not some hormone-fuelled East German gymnobot!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 07:56 PM (XR7Al)

292 Miller Hi Life, the Champagne of bottled beers FTW!

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:56 PM (/Z/Su)

293 Don Q, Twitter's made it clear for quite some time now that the only followers they really care about are celebs, prominent liberals and corporations.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 07:56 PM (miE9U)

294 239>>SteveOReno, 154 - My wife bought me their complete journals one Christmas - and I plowed my way through all 13 volumes. Took about a year.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 07:49 PM (CeJUf)
++++++
That's quite the achievement. Now Captains Lewis and Clark and their band were MANLY MEN!!! What they accomplished with their explorations then is like man making it to the moon in the 1960's.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 07:56 PM (2sCft)

295

The best a ma'am can get

https://tinyurl.com/ycfwcxdd

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 07:56 PM (aKsyK)

296 Glad to hear so many here like Negra Modelo.

As I've shared before, I usually put it in my chili.



Carrot beer? You go sit next to Cochran.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 07:56 PM (fuK7c)

297 It's funny how gymnasts always have to that little sassy-attitude-dance in between each genuine gymnastic athletic move.

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (786Ro)


Agreed. Men's gymnastics is lame.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 15, 2019 07:57 PM (9gHOW)

298 I can see being able to get rid of comments... but Dislike? destroys the whole rational behind the system.
Posted by: Don Q


But, but, but, you aren't supposed to dis me!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:57 PM (qjfjx)

299 In addition to blades, Feather makes Japanese non-folding straight razors that look suitable for chopping firewood. Toshiro Mifune samurai stuff.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 07:57 PM (CeJUf)

300 Negra Modelo is a very good beer. Try putting a little pinch of salt in and then slamming the bottle on the table like the viejos do!
Posted by: peaches at January 15, 2019 07:54 PM (14URa)

Mmm, might try that at home first, LOL>

Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2019 07:57 PM (bLfL5)

301 From last night and today's threads, I learned that Negro Modelo is not the same as Modelo.


And yankeefifth thinks they both suck.



Knowledge!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at J



well, technically it is negra modelo. but same company as modelo.

so either way if you like your money funding mexicans are great and make America great despite all the barriers they have to endure psyops, ok.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:57 PM (MTjB1)

302 Think I'll go with a Braun...

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WENT WITH A BRAUN, DON'T YOU?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:57 PM (dcu2m)

303 Bander, NO CARROTS!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 07:57 PM (miE9U)

304 Negra Modelo is going to get the SJW treatment because so close to negro.


Full disclosure, Negra Modelo is a very good dark beer. Perhaps my favorite.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 07:57 PM (pw+jk)

305 Fuck all these left wing companies.Watch the ads and count how many have left wing virtue signaling.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (BXMxN)

306 Interesting that you can get rid of Dislikes.

I can see being able to get rid of comments... but Dislike? destroys the whole rational behind the system.
Posted by: Don Q at January 15, 2019 07:55 PM (NgKpN)
++++++++++++
The dislikes were wrongthink.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (9kgSk)

307 >> Lewis and Clark and their band were MANLY MEN!!! What they accomplished with their explorations then is like man making it to the moon in the 1960's.


Except with Gravity.

And Bears.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (yQ8lT)

308 If it's not Dr. Bronner's Pure-Castile Liquid Soap in Peppermint, it's crap.

Posted by: Grump928(C) likes his hippie soap at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

309 MrPeebles, yeah but he's dead

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (miE9U)

310 At least they're talking about us, right? No such thing as bad publicity, right? - Gillette Marketing Executives
***
I wouldn't say that. - Fatty Arbuckle

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (0QYMt)

311 Gillette:

The Perfect Shaver For Men Transitioning Into Women!

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (I2/tG)

312 251 It's funny how gymnasts always have to that little sassy-attitude-dance in between each genuine gymnastic athletic move.
Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM (786Ro)


I do that between Tweets.

Posted by: William Kristol at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (ed8K1)

313 How long until YouTube bans Dash Attack?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (tVQUs)

314 From last night and today's threads, I learned that Negro Modelo is not the same as Modelo.


And yankeefifth thinks they both suck.



Knowledge!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Well he's wrong about a lot of things and that ok.

However, the best MX beer is Bohemia.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (ZejZP)

315 I've been using Mach 3 as long as I've been shaving, but lately I've noticed a decline in their quality. My current razor has only had a week's worth of use and is already giving me a rough shave

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (Izzlo)

316 It's funny how gymnasts always have to that little sassy-attitude-dance in between each genuine gymnastic athletic move.

Posted by: Hands at J



well with the lack of hips and boobs they need something to remind you that your are watching women's events.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (MTjB1)

317 We are being hectored - born a white male, you are inherently defective, (and racist.)

Want to cut your dick off and wear a dress, well that's totally normal you guys. Seriously.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM (Jj/1f)

318 josephistan, I've noticed that too.
Also Gillette charges way too much for replacement blades.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 07:59 PM (miE9U)

319 Juan Williams liked the Gillette ad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 07:59 PM (aKsyK)

320 so either way if you like your money funding
mexicans are great and make America great despite all the barriers they
have to endure psyops, ok.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:57 PM (MTjB1)


Dude ... tone down the hate. Nothing, and I mean nothing, pairs with voter fraud or identity theft quite like an ice cold Negra Modelo.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:59 PM (wiOWS)

321 Well he's wrong about a lot of things and that ok.

However, the best MX beer is Bohemia.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at J



which part was wrong?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:00 PM (MTjB1)

322 It's funny how gymnasts always have to that little sassy-attitude-dance in between each genuine gymnastic athletic move.
Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2019 07:50 PM


I do that between Tweets.
Posted by: William Kristol at January 15, 2019 07:58 PM



Thread winner!

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2019 08:00 PM (786Ro)

323 220
198 I blame Cincinnati.



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So do I on general principle, but isn't Gillette a Boston company?

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 07:47 PM (Izzlo)

P and G bought Gillette a few years back.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2019 08:00 PM (sy5kK)

324 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_C._Gillette#Personal_life

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2019 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

Says Duracell is part of the empire, not sure if that is true after the P&G sale, but I'll check it out, Energizer here I come.

Posted by: BJ Cliton at January 15, 2019 08:00 PM (f3oO4)

325 Juan Williams liked the Gillette ad.


He's non-toxic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 08:00 PM (dcu2m)

326 Gillette will now be marketing a new brand of tweezers for that errant strand of hair.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:00 PM (/D2qo)

327 If it's not Dr. Bronner's Pure-Castile Liquid Soap in Peppermint, it's crap.
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Dilute! Dilute! Dilute!

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2019 08:00 PM (Jj/1f)

328 276 Looks like this is not Gillette's first foray into SJWism. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_C._Gillette#Personal_life
Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2019 07:53 PM (sdi6R)


I should have excerpted the relevant quote:

Gillette was also a Utopian Socialist.[13] He published a book titled The Human Drift (1894)[14] which advocated that all industry should be taken over by a single corporation owned by the public, and that everyone in the US should live in a giant city called Metropolis powered by Niagara Falls. A later book, World Corporation (1910)[15] was a prospectus for a company set up to create this vision. He offered Theodore Roosevelt the presidency of the company, with a fee of one million dollars.[16] (Roosevelt declined the offer.) Gillette's last book, The People's Corporation (1924),[17] was written with Upton Sinclair and later inspired Glen H. Taylor.

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2019 08:00 PM (sdi6R)

329 feather razors...

i understand they tried to produce ceramic razor blades but they were too sharp and dangerous.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 15, 2019 08:00 PM (Pg+x7)

330 Can't go wrong with a straight razor.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:00 PM (bUjCl)

331 283 Read down about at least a hundred, don't think there was 1 positive comment

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2019 08:00 PM (/rm4P)

332 "But Mueller, a good guy? I can't buy it. Hard-nosed
as Trump is, I can't see him signing off on that horse faced SOB
terrorizing a bunch of loyal Trump underlings, humiliating and
bankrupting and jailing them, for his own political reasons. I just
don't buy that Trump is that heartless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 07:38 PM (XR7Al)"
...
There is also that whole part about Mueller's involvement in covering up mob murders by helping to knowingly frame people... dude is a POS.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 15, 2019 08:01 PM (eAshZ)

333 Men's gymnastics is lame.

Let's see Katelyn Ohashi do an Iron Cross on the rings though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 08:01 PM (yQpMk)

334 Gillette should engage OJ Simpson as their spokesmodel, so he can give white guys tips on how to behave.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:01 PM (6RhgT)

335 Lewis and Clark and their band were MANLY MEN!!! What they accomplished with their explorations then is like man making it to the moon in the 1960's.


Mackenzie had already made it to the Pacific and back, but in Canada.

Lewis and Clark did not meet an uncontacted tribe on this side of the Rockies (Canucki fur traders) nor on the other (Russkies).

They did nothing novel and when they came home Lewis could or would not do his homework and write the book Jefferson hired him to do so he shot himself.

The only winner in the whole story is the fifteen year old Injun girl with a freaking newborn who kept them mostly out of trouble.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 08:01 PM (fuK7c)

336 Uh-oh. According to P&G's brands page, they have a laundry detergent called "Ace."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:02 PM (9kgSk)

337
so either way if you like your money funding mexicans are great and make America great despite all the barriers they have to endure psyops, ok.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:57 PM (

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I'm sure I've not seen all their ads. But I haven't seen any that promote illegals. Hispanics, yes, but that's to be expected. It's cerveza... most of the ads also seem to promote American values like hard work, fatherhood, etc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 08:02 PM (XR7Al)

338 Those of you threatening to buy a Braun shaver, Braun is a PandG owned product.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 08:02 PM (pw+jk)

339 The Detroit tigers have a pitcher that shaves with an ax

Posted by: Robeartoe at January 15, 2019 08:02 PM (BbSCn)

340 'These new blades keep the razor stubble from being irritated by my testicle cuff! Thanks, Gillette!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 08:03 PM (dcu2m)

341 >>Mackenzie had already made it to the Pacific and back, but in Canada.


Thereby disqualifying himself. Because. Canada.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 08:03 PM (yQ8lT)

342 SteveOReno, 294. I read someplace that it has been calculated that they each went through 6-8,000 calories a day.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 08:03 PM (CeJUf)

343 Uh-oh. According to P&G's brands page, they have a laundry detergent called "Ace."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:02 PM



You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at January 15, 2019 08:03 PM (786Ro)

344 All the Modelo ads are about how wonderful open borders are.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:03 PM (BXMxN)

345 Red Lobster and Preet Bharara call for Trumps impeachment, conviction, and removal from office if he even thinks alone on the can about withdrawing from NATO. But mostly just removal.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 15, 2019 08:03 PM (1g7ch)

346 Let's see Katelyn Ohashi do an Iron Cross on the rings though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 08:01 PM (yQpMk)


Yeah, but can Marvin Kimble do kegels?

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (9gHOW)

347 Marketing opportunity for K-Bar Inc.?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (6RhgT)

348 Does Proctor and Gamble still use the satanic logo?

Posted by: Mark1971




No. Just a simple PG on a blue oval.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM


So... Illuminati, then?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (CLcKT)

349 ... it seems to me you could produce ceramic blades of any sharpness. ceramic keeps its edges longer than metal, so it should be a worthwhile blade material.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (Pg+x7)

350 What modelo negra is not modelo negra? Is this like the cleveland browns all over again?

Posted by: 45 at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (nzKWW)

351 I'm sure I've not seen all their ads. But I haven't seen any that promote illegals. Hispanics, yes, but that's to be expected. It's cerveza... most of the ads also seem to promote American values like hard work, fatherhood, etc.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at J



so in the middle of a huge debate about immigration and especially illegal immigration coming across the mexican border, you think it is just coincidence that they have decided to launch a commercial campaign touting how mexicans have made America great?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (MTjB1)

352 Nothing, and I mean nothing, pairs with voter fraud or identity theft quite like an ice cold Negra Modelo.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 07:59 PM (wiOWS)

Yes, when I'm harvesting ballots, there's nothing smoother than a Negra Modelo!

Posted by: Alex Padilla at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (f3oO4)

353 345 Red Lobster and Preet Bharara call for Trumps impeachment, conviction, and removal from office if he even thinks alone on the can about withdrawing from NATO. But mostly just removal.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 15, 2019 08:03 PM (1g7ch)


Deport everyone named "Preet."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (6RhgT)

354 Those of you threatening to buy a Braun shaver, Braun is a PandG owned product.


PROGRAMS! GET YOUR PROGAMS HERE! CAN'T BOYCOTT WITHOUT A PROGRAM!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

355 Jim, Sunk New Dawn, can put an edge on your pocket knife that you can shave with for a year.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (/D2qo)

356 No. Just a simple PG on a blue oval.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM


So... Illuminati, then?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (CLcKT)


Ford

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (1g7ch)

357 Straight razor. Shaving soap. Old bay rum or lucky tiger.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (YndB3)

358 proctor (7) and gamble (6) together have 13 letters - the number of the devil.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (Pg+x7)

359 Modelo beer and different brands of razors.



It's like I'm still in last night's ONT and can't get out!

Help Mr. Wizard! I want to go home!

Posted by: Tutor the Turtle at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (sy5kK)

360 He loves the campaign, but his wife's boyfriend doesn't? Did Gillette not realize they were getting punked?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 07:31 PM (6RhgT)




Hello, this is CEO Sundar...I mean Bob. Please to be explaining to me this punked of which you are speaking

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (SiINZ)

361 All the Modelo ads are about how wonderful open borders are.
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:03 PM (BXMxN)
++++++++++++++
I never saw it that way. It's been a while since I've seen one, but I remember them being little stories of hard-working American latinos enjoying a beer. Citizenship was pretty strongly implied.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (9kgSk)

362 Somebody was selling the Mach blades really cheap on that auction site about ten years ago. I bought a bunch, they were/are authentic. Maybe the seller hijacked a tractor trailer, I dunno. I need to buy more, was just getting ready to, in fact.

Meh. No thanks Gillette. Sorry, you fucked up.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (Jj/1f)

363


I AM DONE USING TAMPAX!!! DONE DAMMIT!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (z8c2c)

364 Tucker launching American patriotic SSBNs of pure Truth.
No wonder they want to shut him up.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (LL1Be)

365 Dry, winter air is TOUGH on Ewok fur. I would suggest coconut oil.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (O4VfB)

366 349 ... it seems to me you could produce ceramic blades of any sharpness. ceramic keeps its edges longer than metal, so it should be a worthwhile blade material.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (Pg+x7)


Bet it's hard to make a ceramic blade thin enough for a razor without being way too brittle.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (ed8K1)

367 garret, 341, I've read Mackenzie's journal too, but the book is only about three inches thick. A man of few words in comparison to L&C.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 08:06 PM (CeJUf)

368 Hello, this is CEO Sundar...I mean Bob. Please to be explaining to me this punked of which you are speaking
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (SiINZ)


Sure. I'll explain while I walk you to the departure lounge on your way back to India.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:06 PM (6RhgT)

369 Jim, Sunk New Dawn, can put an edge on your pocket knife that you can shave with for a year.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (/D2qo)

++++
My dear old dad always had a razor sharp pocket knife on him. An "old timer" brand knife. Knife sharpening is a dying art.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 08:06 PM (2sCft)

370 Oh yeah with lines like "from the fields you can't see where one country ends and another begins" or " you can'tsee borders from space".

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (BXMxN)

371 whatever

Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (3O41F)

372 which include Joy, Mr. Clean, Swiffer, Brawn, Dawn, Fabreze, Gain, Panteen, Head & Shoulders, Always, Tampax, Bounty, Tide



Gave up on Tide when they did the gay marriage commercial around the time that woman wouldn't give the queers the marriage licenses.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (SiINZ)

373 Funny thing about Modelo, started and still run by Germans.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (pw+jk)

374 I never saw it that way. It's been a while since
I've seen one, but I remember them being little stories of hard-working
American latinos enjoying a beer. Citizenship was pretty strongly
implied.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (9kgSk)


Of course you didn't see it that way. You were drunk off your ass. That extra kick in Modelo ? That's formaldehyde.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (wiOWS)

375 never saw it that way. It's been a while since I've seen one, but I remember them being little stories of hard-working American latinos enjoying a beer. Citizenship was pretty strongly implied.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at J



you think it is just a coincidence that they started showing these in the midst of the debate over illegal immigration.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (MTjB1)

376 why do all these "indian" (dot not feather) ceo's want to keep shitting on "american" brands? googlag, p&g, pepsico, etc. buyer fucking beware.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (KP5rU)

377 so in the middle of a huge debate about immigration and especially illegal immigration coming across the mexican border, you think it is just coincidence that they have decided to launch a commercial campaign touting how mexicans have made America great?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (MTjB1)

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OK, definitely haven't seen that, fuck that.

I'm thinking of the series about successful Latino family men enjoying a well-deserved cold one... those were good ads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (XR7Al)

378 >>Mackenzie had already made it to the Pacific and back, but in Canada.
...
Day 152 : Another day, not much to write aboot.
Day 153 : Another day, eh.
...

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 08:08 PM (yQ8lT)

379 Red Lobster and Preet Bharara call for Trumps
impeachment, conviction, and removal from office if he even thinks alone
on the can about withdrawing from NATO. But mostly just removal.





Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 15, 2019 08:03 PM (1g7ch)


Preet's Red Lobster Zouaves. Civil War 2.0 is going to be lit.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 15, 2019 08:08 PM (9gHOW)

380 SteveOReno, I agree but our own Jim is a master craftsman.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:08 PM (/D2qo)

381 On the rare occasions when you need to shave, say if you needs stitches in your face from a knife fight, you can just knap a blade from a broken bottle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 08:08 PM (yQpMk)

382 I use Dawn dishwashing detergent. It cuts grease like a Mother.



The other stuff is meh.

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:34 PM (/Z/Su)



Dawn Ultra was apparently a superior product in the market for a
long time. But now there are a bunch of other Ultras, probably
imitations of the original. Might be just as good. Worth a try,
certainly.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2019 07:45 PM (ed8K1)


Dawn Platinum for the win. It will literally remove the worst burned-on crap after a very brief (couple of minutes) soak.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

383 Procter & Gamble's alleged use of underage workers and abusive work conditions in its overseas plants. I don't know if that charge is fair or not

I say they are sodomizing the underage workers. I think the Reid rules apply here, as they did to Kavanaugh. If it's not true, let them disprove it.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2019 08:09 PM (VaN/j)

384 I notice they don't tout the Mexicans that cross the border and kill American's in the drunken car crashes....

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:09 PM (BXMxN)

385 This look actually works when accompanied by a parrot.

Posted by: ALH at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (/Z/Su)


Or a lollipop.

Posted by: Telly Savalas' Ghost at January 15, 2019 08:09 PM (O4VfB)

386 Oh yeah with lines like "from the fields you can't see where one country ends and another begins" or " you can'tsee borders from space".
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (BXMxN)
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you think it is just a coincidence that they started showing these in the midst of the debate over illegal immigration.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (MTjB1)
++++++++
I clearly haven't seen the new ads. Pity to hear that. I like Modelo and they used to have pretty responsible advertising like I described. Oh well. Strike another one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:09 PM (9kgSk)

387 >> Jim is a master craftsman.


This made me think of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 08:09 PM (yQ8lT)

388 376 why do all these "indian" (dot not feather) ceo's want to keep shitting on "american" brands? googlag, p&g, pepsico, etc. buyer fucking beware.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (KP5rU)


Products of a culture that invented suttee. Looking cross-eyed at a gal is a capital offense, but throwing her ass on a funeral pyre is A-OK.

Also having corpses float down your rivers. Tres chic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:09 PM (6RhgT)

389
All that effort to get young'uns to eat Tide pods done in by a self-inflicted cucking.

Well done, Jill-ette, well done!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 08:09 PM (pNxlR)

390 so in the middle of a huge debate about
immigration and especially illegal immigration coming across the mexican
border, you think it is just coincidence that they have decided to
launch a commercial campaign touting how mexicans have made America
great?





Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (MTjB1)


Those ads have been running for a couple of years.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2019 08:10 PM (0QYMt)

391 373 Funny thing about Modelo, started and still run by Germans.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (pw+jk)


Zimmerman. Not George. He wrote him a letter...

Die Weisse Hispanischer...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2019 08:10 PM (/9p9e)

392 Funny thing about Modelo, started and still run by Germans.

=

DIstribution AB products. Ab does not own them I dont think.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:10 PM (bUjCl)

393 From a comment (on the newer Gillette ad vidya)

"Gillette the best a cisgender soy boy can get."

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 15, 2019 08:10 PM (di1hb)

394

"Procter & Gamble's alleged use of underage workers and abusive work conditions in its overseas plants. I don't know if that charge is fair or not "

Well, Hollywood uses young boys and young girls all the time.

It's a fair charge.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 15, 2019 08:10 PM (z8c2c)

395 I clearly haven't seen the new ads. Pity to hear
that. I like Modelo and they used to have pretty responsible advertising
like I described. Oh well. Strike another one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:09 PM (9kgSk)


Don't quit cold turkey. Your body actually develops a mild addiction to the formaldehyde. Taper off - and supplement with some castor oil daily to help your liver cleanse.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 08:10 PM (wiOWS)

396 266
If the big brands still make the generics, fine. Let them get a pittance
of the low-price knockoff rather than the full price of the costly name
brand.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 07:52 PM (dcu2m)

Best Foods Mayonnaise is one of a kind, the store brands, or even Kraft Mayo, aren't close.


Which is why I wait until some crazy loss-leader sale at a grocery chain and buy about 4 or so. Lasts about until the sell by date.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2019 08:10 PM (sy5kK)

397 Oh yeah with lines like "from the fields you can't see where one country ends and another begins" or " you can'tsee borders from space".
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (BXMxN)


They make a good point. We should just take over Mexico, kick out the Mexicans, and convert it into a First World nation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:10 PM (6RhgT)

398 I don't get the "Boomer Tier". I'm 65, and completely out of touch with current culture - by choice. And I got it.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2019 08:11 PM (VaN/j)

399 None of these motherfuckers are on our side.Corporations were never for small government.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:11 PM (BXMxN)

400
Anita Gillette.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2019 08:11 PM (/9p9e)

401 I am always a little leery of any Mexican "food" products.

Had a friend who worked for Jarritos many moons ago who told me things.

Oh, the horror.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2019 08:11 PM (Z+IKu)

402 382 Dawn Platinum for the win. It will literally remove the worst burned-on crap after a very brief (couple of minutes) soak.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 08:08 PM (ptqGC)


That's what I use, but either I have especially good burned-on crap skills, or there is something special about the way browned spices adhere to a 15 year old ceramic-lined cast iron pot. Overnight soak with Dawn Platinum helps a bit, but then it's serious elbow grease, and two trips through the dishwasher's "Pots and Pans" setting.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2019 08:11 PM (ed8K1)

403 This made me think of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
Posted by: garrett

"We'll leave Jim to fight with this one, while we go upstream to look for more."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 15, 2019 08:11 PM (LOq4H)

404 Lewis and Clark did not meet an uncontacted tribe on this side of the Rockies (Canucki fur traders) nor on the other (Russkies).

They did nothing novel and when they came home Lewis could or would not do his homework and write the book Jefferson hired him to do so he shot himself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 08:01 PM



Yeah, L&C, those pansies. Crossing the continent by canoe and foot in 1804 was easy-peasy. Noting novel about it. I and some buddies made the same run just last summer.

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2019 08:11 PM (786Ro)

405 381 On the rare occasions when you need to shave, say if you needs stitches in your face from a knife fight, you can just knap a blade from a broken bottle.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 08:08 PM (yQpMk)


I remember reading years ago that there was some paleontologist who learned to make flint blades, and when he needed an operation, he gave one to the surgeon to use as a scalpel.

Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2019 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

406 Jim, Sunk New Dawn, can put an edge on your pocket knife that you can shave with for a year.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (/D2qo)

BH: Sounds like an afternoon session for the Learning Phase of the next MoMee!

Posted by: Alex Padilla at January 15, 2019 08:12 PM (f3oO4)

407 Products of a culture that invented suttee. Looking cross-eyed at a gal is a capital offense, but throwing her ass on a funeral pyre is A-OK.

Also having corpses float down your rivers. Tres chic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:09 PM (6RhgT)
+++++++++++++
Don't forget shitting in the streets.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:12 PM (9kgSk)

408 Red Lobster is an overpriced cheese biscuit place with occasional tiny flecks of rubbery seafood.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 08:12 PM (LL1Be)

409 Funny thing about Modelo, started and still run by Germans.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (pw+jk)[/i

You trust the beer from the same folks that mass-produced Zyklon B ?

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 08:12 PM (wiOWS)

410 Most historians today think Lewis was murdered. He was prone to what was called melancholy in those days, it's true. But he was traveling to Washington and stayed at a tavern overnight. There were some inconsistencies in their account of what happened, The proprieters ended up buying a lot of ground for cash, this was a source of rumors and suspicion for many years later.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2019 08:12 PM (Jj/1f)

411 we had some conversation on the boycott thing last
night. not drinking modelo because they use your money for their
mexicans are great campaign is too much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 07:35 PM (MTjB1)



Yup.....plus Modelo tastes like.......culo. In fact, they should just change the name to "Culo" and pay Pit Bull a royalty.





Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2019 07:38 PM


Negra Modelo is the rich man's Yuengling and it's teh awesome! Besides, it's only the Negra Modelo that comes in the tall 24 oz. tinnie that tastes like "culo"... Or, so I've been told...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 15, 2019 08:13 PM (CLcKT)

412 Oh yeah with lines like "from the fields you can't see where one country ends and another begins" or " you can't see borders from space. "

You damn can sure can over Korea.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 15, 2019 08:13 PM (YndB3)

413 Subtlety brutal takedown of Beto at WZ. SPOILER ALERT: He doesn't know shit but thinks some unspecified principles annunciated 230 years are outdated.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 08:13 PM (f9AnO)

414 Don't forget shitting in the streets.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:12 PM (9kgSk)


I thought that that was San Francisco.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:13 PM (6RhgT)

415 I thought that that was San Francisco.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:13 PM (6RhgT)
+++++++++++
Two can play.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:14 PM (9kgSk)

416 356 No. Just a simple PG on a blue oval.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 07:42 PM


So... Illuminati, then?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 15, 2019 08:04 PM (CLcKT)


Ford


Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (1g7ch


Viagara.

Posted by: Push and Grunt at January 15, 2019 08:14 PM (O4VfB)

417 Obsidion is still used (or was) for certain scalpels, maybe eye surgery, it is capable of extremely sharp edges. It's volcanic glass.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2019 08:14 PM (Jj/1f)

418 >>>This made me think of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

i told a story on sunday about the snake eating the rat episode.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2019 08:14 PM (3O41F)

419 Splunge, try Orvus, Soak overnight and wipe out, No scrubbing necessary.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:14 PM (/D2qo)

420
Just as it is not the sharpest blade that cuts best and truest, so it is not the most turgid member that plumbs the 'tang.

Jill-ette, the best a cuck can get!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 08:14 PM (pNxlR)

421 Oh yeah with lines like "from the fields you can't see where one country ends and another begins" or " you can't see borders from space. "

You can't see women, homosexuals, or minorities from space either. What's their point?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:14 PM (6RhgT)

422 The one with Anthony Munoz about how "guys with names like Munoz didn't play football before him" or some shit like that.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:14 PM (BXMxN)

423 Most historians today think Lewis was murdered. He was prone to what was called melancholy in those days, it's true. But he was traveling to Washington and stayed at a tavern overnight. There were some inconsistencies in their account of what happened, The proprieters ended up buying a lot of ground for cash, this was a source of rumors and suspicion for many years


==


tavern...overnight stay..unnatural death...there has to be woman at the bottom of it all...

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:15 PM (bUjCl)

424

I just left them a comment, told them I'd never buy another product in my life. GFY, P ampersand G and any other anti-male corporation that buys into that shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 15, 2019 08:15 PM (HaL55)

425 LeftCoast, I recently tried Kraft's Homestyle Mayo. I thought it was delicious.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:15 PM (miE9U)

426 415 I thought that that was San Francisco.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:13 PM (6RhgT)
+++++++++++
Two can play.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Don't forget us!

Posted by: Seattle at January 15, 2019 08:15 PM (LOq4H)

427 Gillette is by far the best taint shaving device ever invented.

Posted by: This is CNN at January 15, 2019 08:15 PM (pw+jk)

428 Some people really like mayonnaise.

Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2019 08:15 PM (NLLmE)

429 Never mind crapping in the street.

In India, it's the beach you got to worry about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2019 08:15 PM (Z+IKu)

430 can't see borders from space.

-----

Dammit, well I guess we're done here. Back to Pacifico.

Too bad... the older ads were good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 08:16 PM (XR7Al)

431 Glad to hear so many here like Negra Modelo.

As I've shared before, I usually put it in my chili.


Carrot beer? You go sit next to Cochran.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 07:56 PM


Just as long as no one's wasting their money on Topo Chico mineral water from Mexico. You have to be an Austin hipster douchebag to miss the irony of spending 3 bucks for Mexican water.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2019 08:16 PM (fkfbL)

432 421 That was from the one about the Mexican immigrant who became an Air Force pilot and then an astronaut.You know,like so many other Mexicans...

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:16 PM (BXMxN)

433 Only reason a guy should carry kotex or pads are for bullet hole plugs and general wound coverings.

Posted by: rickb223
-----
So, you were a corpsman back in the 70s? Still carry 'em.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2019 08:16 PM (9rIkM)

434 Don't forget shitting in the streets.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:12 PM (9kgSk)

I thought that that was San Francisco.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:13 PM (6RhgT)



A single tear rolls down the nose of Karl Malden

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 08:16 PM (SiINZ)

435 i told a story on sunday about the snake eating the rat episode.
Posted by: concrete girl

Easy there turbo...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 15, 2019 08:16 PM (LOq4H)

436 StreetPoop is the sign of an enlightened, progressive culture.

Posted by: Salon at January 15, 2019 08:16 PM (dcu2m)

437 Went to bed after reporting Mr. Empire's progress on last night's ONT. Congestion, despite using decongestants and anti-hisamines, had kept me from sleeping more than an hour or two at a time, so I'd gotten desperate, and bought some of those nasal strips ... brand name Breathe-Right, I think, but I got the Wal-Mart store brand.

God bless the inventor! For the first time in three weeks, I got a full night's sleep ... didn't even wake up once to try to clear my nose, because I didn't have to.

So if you're congested, I'd recommend giving them a try. You won't be sorry.

Posted by: empire1 at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (GZFwG)

438 I hear that the PG logo is actually a Satanic symbol!

Posted by: Let's Start That Again at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (I2/tG)

439 Nothing in the founding documents is archaic or "outdated", don't be fooled - while technology changes, human nature does not.

And the founders knew human nature. Oh did they understand human nature.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (Jj/1f)

440 Even if there wasn't anything objectionable about the ad itself, how the fuck exactly does this sell razors?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (+dsLj)

441 never been inside a red lubester in my life. i can heat up "fish" sticks at home. taste just like red lubester "seafood", i'm sure. no wonder dumdfucks shit in a box and send it off to cologard. stupid nicklefuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (KP5rU)

442 concrete girl, I think I have to do what I can to get you to come to the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (/D2qo)

443 gillette is the go to advice for clitorectomies.



four out of five clitorectomyologists choose gillette*.



when broken glass is not available.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (MTjB1)

444 As I understand it, it was the Kraut immigrants who came in during the time of Maximilian who started the Mexican beer industry. Before that, it was unknown in Mexico. Just pulque and that kind of stuff. There was also a time when the government forbade the Church from owning vineyards and making wine, except for use in Communion. And very few wines are made there to this day.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (CeJUf)

445 That was from the one about the Mexican immigrant who became an Air
Force pilot and then an astronaut.You know,like so many other
Mexicans...


My nang....

Posted by: Jose Jimenez at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (dcu2m)

446 Obsidian is Dragonglass and kills White Walkers. Ive seen it done

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (iW7OB)

447
432 421 That was from the one about the Mexican immigrant who became an Air Force pilot and then an astronaut.You know,like so many other Mexicans...
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:16 PM (BXMxN)


Jose Jimenez?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (pNxlR)

448 Remember last Super Bowl where the ads were trying to top each other for left wing virtue and hatred of Trump?

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (BXMxN)

449 feather razors...


Scary sharp de razor blades. Got an amazing shave with those.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2019 08:18 PM (fkfbL)

450 Most historians today think Lewis was murdered. He was prone to what was called melancholy in those days, it's true. But he was traveling to Washington and stayed at a tavern overnight. There were some inconsistencies in their account of what happened, The proprieters ended up buying a lot of ground for cash, this was a source of rumors and suspicion for many years later.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2019 08:12 PM (Jj/1f)
+++++
I've read the same thing. I don't think it is unreasonable that he did commit suicide though. He seems to have suffered from bouts of severe depression or may have been bi-polar.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 08:18 PM (2sCft)

451 447 LUL

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:18 PM (BXMxN)

452 why do all these "indian" (dot not feather) ceo's want to keep shitting on "american" brands? googlag, p&g, pepsico, etc. buyer fucking beware.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (KP5rU)


culture and caste.

in their culture you are a lower caste and nothing will ever change that. it is they lost so many to islam.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 15, 2019 08:18 PM (1g7ch)

453 Even if there wasn't anything objectionable about the ad itself, how the fuck exactly does this sell razors?


==

Millennials & Generation Z.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:18 PM (bUjCl)

454 Funny thing about Modelo, started and still run by Germans. DIstribution AB products. Ab does not own them I dont think.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:10 PM (bUjCl)


Went to grad school with a "Mexican" foreign national named Gunther, who was about as Aryan as you can get!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:18 PM (f3oO4)

455 I knew a guy who once drank quite a bit. He always had a bottle of Topo Chico for the next morning, which he called a Mexican toothbrush. Said the carbonation made for good dental hygiene on the go.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 15, 2019 08:18 PM (H5knJ)

456 I hear that the PG logo is actually a Satanic symbol!

Posted by: Let's Start That Again at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (I2/tG)


Well, yeah.

Posted by: Procter & Gamble at January 15, 2019 08:18 PM (9gHOW)

457 Some people really like mayonnaise.


They put that on their fries over in Europe. Can you imagine? Guess what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 08:19 PM (yQpMk)

458 "Don't forget shitting in the streets."
-Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:12 PM (9kgSk)

Listen...

Shitting in the streets requires a form of artistry, underdeveloped in this nation.

Unless we adopt the traits and high-quality, disease-spreading equality of other nations, we can truly never be a Melting Pot of Fecal Honor.

Nationalists like you need to be chided and derided into submission.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 15, 2019 08:19 PM (Ckg4U)

459 The best beer in Belize is Belikin, started by Heineken refugees

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 15, 2019 08:19 PM (iW7OB)

460 Subtlety brutal takedown of Beto at WZ. SPOILER ALERT: He doesn't know shit but thinks some unspecified principles annunciated 230 years are outdated.

The Constitution gets in the way of Progress, frankly.

It's time to abolish it, without going through all that pesky amendment stuff.

Posted by: Beto, White Hispanic! at January 15, 2019 08:19 PM (I2/tG)

461 OT, but...don't let your concealed carry permit lapse. They make you take the class again...which I'm doing right now. Along with kicking myself.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 15, 2019 08:19 PM (C1vkv)

462 Juan the Columbian coffee guy is Mort.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:19 PM (/D2qo)

463 419 Splunge, try Orvus, Soak overnight and wipe out, No scrubbing necessary.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:14 PM (/D2qo)


You're actually talking about the stuff with the tagline "it does not take much of this paste to wash a barn full of horses" on Amazon, right?

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2019 08:20 PM (ed8K1)

464 The Pitch Meeting guy should do one about these kind of ads."So we tell them,we hate you,buy our product." "That seems diffucult to pull off..."
"No,super easy,barely an inconvenience..."

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:20 PM (BXMxN)

465 They put that on their fries over in Europe. Can you imagine?



=

Why yes, yes I can ! Tastes GREAT.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:20 PM (bUjCl)

466 Even if there wasn't anything objectionable about the ad itself, how the fuck exactly does this sell razors?





==



Millennials Generation Z.



Yeah, Rush was peddling that today, saying that buying habits are locked in by age 25.

But if you lock in a bunch of >25s, but lose a bunch of <25s, what good are you doing?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 08:20 PM (dcu2m)

467 MY wife uses Gillette every day for that fresh woman look on her face. Also "she" uses Tuck-A-Dick tape to strap down her... well ...dick.

Posted by: Wyle E. Obama Super Genius at January 15, 2019 08:20 PM (pw+jk)

468 All the Modelo ads are about how wonderful open borders are.
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:03 PM (BXMxN)
++++++++++++++
I never saw it that way. It's been a while since I've seen one, but I remember them being little stories of hard-working American latinos enjoying a beer. Citizenship was pretty strongly implied.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (9kgS)

Ok, so I just went to Facebook and looked at ModeloUSA postings. In between their posts featuring UFC fighters, and other champion athletes, are stories of someone from Latin America who emigrated here, obtained refugee status and then became a successful entrepreneur or musician , etc.


I'm not interested in turning into a nutter equivalent of leftist who see rapists in every corner of every college, toxic masculinity whenever a guy picks up a football, or shriek about our President joking that the first lady could have made salads for the Clemson team members that he's so misogynistic.


Their current posts are supportive of legal immigration of people with ambition , just as our president is.


Modelo is represented by Constellation brands and imported into the USA by some Chicago importer.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2019 08:21 PM (bLfL5)

469 421 Oh yeah with lines like "from the fields you can't see where one country ends and another begins" or " you can't see borders from space. "

You can't see women, homosexuals, or minorities from space either. What's their point?
-----------

LOL this is why I read AOS

Notice Everything is a soundbite now. Or what's called a "thought ending cliche', Some pithy or witty saying, it's just supposed to end debate. It ain't workin'. F 'em.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2019 08:21 PM (Jj/1f)

470 431 Just as long as no one's wasting their money on Topo Chico mineral water from Mexico. You have to be an Austin hipster douchebag to miss the irony of spending 3 bucks for Mexican water.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2019 08:16 PM (fkfbL)


Another closed-minded person who does not understand the value of a really thorough colon cleanse.

Posted by: Splunge at January 15, 2019 08:21 PM (ed8K1)

471 Nationalists like you need to be chided and derided into submission.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 15, 2019 08:19 PM (Ckg4U)
++++++++++++
Okay. Since I'm losing no matter what, how about a hardcore nativist argument?

"No US-based company with a market capitalization exceeding $1 billion shall have a CEO who is not a native-born American citizen. The board composition shall consist of at least 75% native-born American citizens."

I mean, if they'll squawk regardless of what anyone says, why not go hard-core and make them defend the difference for a change?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:21 PM (9kgSk)

472 Don't forget throwing corpses in the river.

Or drinking bull piss.

Or wagering your sister in a craps game.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 08:21 PM (XR7Al)

473 LeftCoast, I recently tried Kraft's Homestyle Mayo. I thought it was delicious.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:15 PM (miE9U)


Dukes Mayo or go home!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (f3oO4)

474 They put that on their fries over in Europe. Can you imagine? Guess what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 08:19 PM (yQpMk)

Tashiz birajr.

Posted by: Muhammad at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (9gHOW)

475 Yeah,I'm a nutter.Okay then.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (BXMxN)

476 in their culture you are a lower caste and nothing will ever change that. it is they lost so many to islam.

Yep, Islam made it possible for former Hindu untouchables to envision a future for them and their descendants other than than being a dung carrier.

Can't imagine why they'd abandon Hinduism.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (I2/tG)

477 Er, I got my <>'s backwards.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (dcu2m)

478 THEY LIVE if it were made today:

https://i.redd.it/9oh31iyxwla21.gif

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

479 You know, having someone beat you to the joke by seconds is irritating,
however, knowing that you are not the only one who wanted to make the
joke is gratifying!

Posted by: amy schumer at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (Evws/)

480
456 I hear that the PG logo is actually a Satanic symbol!

Posted by: Let's Start That Again at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM (I2/tG)

Well, yeah.
Posted by: Procter & Gamble at January 15, 2019 08:18 PM (9gHOW)


You're the Sunlight Satanists, right? And not at all like those Dark Side of the Moon mofos?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (pNxlR)

481 422 The one with Anthony Munoz about how "guys with names like Munoz didn't play football before him" or some shit like that.
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:14 PM (BXMxN)

Yeah. Because all of them were saying, "Hey, check it out, mang, what do those gringoes think they are doing, 'uh? It's like some kind of futbol por los maricones or something..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (Ct55T)

482 Hrothgar, I'm in SoCal. No Duke's mayo available.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:23 PM (miE9U)

483 You know, having someone beat you to the joke by seconds is irritating,
however, knowing that you are not the only one who wanted to make the
joke is gratifying!
Posted by: amy schumer at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (Evws/)
++++++++++++++
I know you're not the real Amy Schumer because that was funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:23 PM (9kgSk)

484 Can we deport the My Pillow guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 08:23 PM (fuK7c)

485 I also like Heinz mayo.
(I know I know John Kerry's icky wife, don't shoot me)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:23 PM (miE9U)

486 But if you lock in a bunch of >25s, but lose a bunch of

==

HOnestly ? They won't lose too many people over this ad. My opinion.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

487 Can we deport the My Pillow guy?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 08:23 PM (fuK7c)

Ummmmmm......Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (Z+IKu)

488 Splunge, that's the one. You can wash everything from you to your car with it.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (/D2qo)

489 You're the Sunlight Satanists, right? And not at all like those Dark Side of the Moon mofos?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (pNxlR)


Each time you cut yourself shaving, Satan rubs one out.

Posted by: Procter & Gamble at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (9gHOW)

490 Can we deport the My Pillow guy?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 08:23 PM (fuK7c)


I always imagine him carrying that pillow everywhere he goes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (miE9U)

491 Kewpie FTW.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (Ct55T)

492 484 Along with the Flex Seal slobber puss please.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (BXMxN)

493 OT, but...don't let your concealed carry permit lapse. They make you take the class again...which I'm doing right now. Along with kicking myself.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 15, 2019 08:19 PM (C1vkv)


And do NOT wait until the last minute to renew!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (f3oO4)

494 >>Can we deport the My Pillow guy?

I'll admit it. I love My Pillow.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (/tuJf)

495 478 THEY LIVE if it were made today:

https://i.redd.it/9oh31iyxwla21.gif
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

accurate

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (BJlbN)

496 I also like Heinz mayo.
(I know I know John Kerry's icky wife, don't shoot me)



The Heinz what Teresa married was a Republican senator.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 08:25 PM (fuK7c)

497 like anthony munoz was the first chicano to play in the nfl. fucking idiots know their history as well as they know their swill they call "beer." fucking assholes are really getting on my nerves.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2019 08:25 PM (KP5rU)

498
Funny thing about Modelo, started and still run by Germans. DIstribution AB products. Ab does not own them I dont think.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:10 PM


Austrians...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 15, 2019 08:25 PM (CLcKT)

499 I have a My Pillow but his ads are still annoying.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:25 PM (BXMxN)

500 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:23 PM (miE9U)

-------

Hellmann's, bruh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 08:25 PM (XR7Al)

501
I see Starkist has branched out into chicken. Tuna of the land?

I wonder if Starkist makes a razor....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2019 08:26 PM (NMAzL)

502 Hrothgar, I'm in SoCal. No Duke's mayo available.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:23 PM (miE9U)


I feel sorry for you, for two reasons!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:26 PM (f3oO4)

503 I read Mike at MyPillow is a tough boss however.

Bad employees get a pillow... held down hard in the face.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:26 PM (miE9U)

504 "I'm laughing at the superior intellect at Gillette."

"Look at the big brain on Gillette."

From 1976 to current, there are only 3 companies (name unchanged) still on the list of 30 comprising the DJIA. P&G is one of the three.

"Soon."

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 15, 2019 08:26 PM (Z4rgH)

505 Yud, none of that either.
They use the Best Foods brand name here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:26 PM (miE9U)

506 494, I knew you would!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 15, 2019 08:26 PM (PUmDY)

507 HOnestly ? They won't lose too many people over this ad. My opinion.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (bUjCl)
====
Did you run DICK'S Sporting Goods advertising department.

Closing 50+ stores.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 08:26 PM (pw+jk)

508 Hellmann's, bruh.

=

The one and only.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (bUjCl)

509 Hrothgar, me too.
I wanna go to Nevada so bad...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (miE9U)

510 462
Juan the Columbian coffee guy is Mort.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:19 PM (/D2qo)

Heard about this last night on Red Eye radio.
Guy was an actual Colombian coffee farmer, but the name Juan Valdez was created by a marketing company in 1959. Juan became the face in the 1970's. Of course, they kept the fake name.

Guy who played Juan made more money in 1 year than a lifetime of growing coffee.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (sy5kK)

511 So if you're congested, I'd recommend giving them a try. You won't be sorry.
Posted by: empire1 at January 15, 2019 08:17 PM
~~~~~

*Sob*

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (NtglE)

512 Yeah,I'm a nutter.Okay then.
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (BXMxN)

No, I never said you were a nutter, but you are overly sensitive.

Gillette has a green strip for that. /s


Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (bLfL5)

513 Did you run DICK'S Sporting Goods advertising department.

Closing 50+ stores.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 08:26 PM (pw+jk)

No. I did not. Why do you ask ?

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (bUjCl)

514 I deleted the "Boomer Tier" remark as unnecessarily insulting.

There's a backstory to that. "Boomer" is used among 4chan types to mean anyone who's kind of out of it. Ethan Van Sciver is a Gen Xer, but routinely calls himself a "Boomer" when he doesn't get some Internet meme.

So I've stopped taking it to mean literally "Boomers" and usually take it to mean someone who's not up with the new memes and jokes.

But someone not knowing that context would see it as insulting, so I deleted my reference to it.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)

515 So I pull up Orvus on duck and its made by Proctor and Gamble. I'll stick to my corona horse shampoo for washing saddle pads and keep researching for laundry. I just bought a huge jug of Tide a month ago so I won't be buying more for 6 months or so.

Posted by: paleRider at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (eASYU)

516
Down with Big Razor!11!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2019 08:28 PM (NMAzL)

517 >>I knew you would!

I know. But I've had back problems forever and that pillow is the first one I've tried that doesn't make it worse when I sleep.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 08:28 PM (/tuJf)

518 Apparently PG are deleting comments quickly and frequently. I read
that they also re-uploaded the video to manipulate the dislike:like
ratio, though can't confirm that.
------
This might show that although I don't know for sure.
https://twitter.com/ManfredVonRicho/status/
1085131571663912960

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2019 08:28 PM (Evws/)

519 https://i.redd.it/9oh31iyxwla21.gif
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 15, 2019 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

Conor Dog is looking at me like I'm crazy for laughing so hard!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:28 PM (f3oO4)

520 Sloppy seconds are truly The Best A Man Can Get

Posted by: Bill Kristol - 🚢 - at January 15, 2019 08:28 PM (nR2Re)

521 HOnestly ? They won't lose too many people over this ad. My opinion.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (bUjCl)
++++++++++
Gillette might take it the shorts, and I hope they do. Probably won't go out of business, but a big 'ole dent in the sales would be nice to see.

P&G as a whole will probably be just fine - they're a mega-conglomerate and I'll bet they put the kibosh on this kind of crap from any of their other brands toot sweet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:28 PM (9kgSk)

522 497 like anthony munoz was the first chicano to play in the nfl. fucking idiots know their history as well as they know their swill they call "beer." fucking assholes are really getting on my nerves.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2019 08:25 PM (KP5rU)

I like the idea of a bunch of Mexican footbal players hanging out and drinking a Mexican beer in a commercial for that Mexican beer. Celebration is awesome. Especially when beer is involved (shut up, I like Modelo.)

It's the subtext of... "In spite of YOUR EFFORTS, Whitey." That's what really pisses me off.

Like they had to "overcome" some shit or something.

(pro tip: you ain't gonna see my gringo ass paid to be in any commercials any time soon)

Go fuck yourselves with whatever money your brain-damaged asses still have left after pissing it all away on hookers and blow, you fucktards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 08:28 PM (Ct55T)

523 Hrothgar, I'm in SoCal. No Duke's mayo available.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:23 PM (miE9U)


Wow. CA has sunk so low they don't have mail order any more.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (Z4rgH)

524 508
Hellmann's, bruh.



=



The one and only.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (bUjCl)

Best Foods in Western US.
Hellmann's in Eastern US.

same stuff. yum.

The midwest? I know that answer about as much as Democrat elites understand those midwest voters.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (sy5kK)

525 65 I shave with a bayonet. It adds toxic masculinity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 07:27 PM (f9AnO)

Pfft. A sharpened entrenching tool around the Wiking goatee for the win.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (bgJ0E)

526 Down with Big Razor!11!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2019 08:28 PM (NMAzL)


Cut Big Razor's profits!
Shave Big Razor's market share!
Slash Big Razor's throat!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (miE9U)

527 LeftCoastDawg, that is where I heard it also.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (/D2qo)

528 No. I did not. Why do you ask ?

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (bUjCl)

==
Because Gillette is going to lose money. PandG may not but I know the expensive razor people are going to lose 10-15 market share points.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (pw+jk)

529 I see Starkist has branched out into chicken. Tuna of the land?
I wonder if Starkist makes a razor....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
~~~~~

We'll see you in court!

Posted by: Chicken of the Sea at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (NtglE)

530 fucked up kimberly clark keeps reloading p&g's pistol. laughing their asses off in every board meeting right now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (KP5rU)

531 Gillette might take it the shorts, and I hope they do. Probably won't go out of business, but a big 'ole dent in the sales would be nice to see.

P&G as a whole will probably be just fine - they're a mega-conglomerate and I'll bet they put the kibosh on this kind of crap from any of their other brands toot sweet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:28 PM (9kgSk)


They know their market - Millenial and Z. They will love the ad.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (bUjCl)

532 Duke's is great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (PUmDY)

533 I highly recommend MyPillow! I got one as a gift when I was sworn in as AG and haven't woken up since!

Posted by: Sleepwalking Jeff Sessionzzzzz at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (tVQUs)

534 I read that they also re-uploaded the video to manipulate the dislike:like ratio, though can't confirm that.

***********************

So far on YouTube roughly 4 out of 5 are downvoting. Yippi kai yai mother----

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 15, 2019 08:30 PM (+dsLj)

535 Gnu, there's Amazon but I ain't paying $8.99 to have my mayo delivered, sorry :-P

If/when I'm ever in Duke's territory I'll try it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:30 PM (miE9U)

536 But someone not knowing that context would see it as insulting, so I deleted my reference to it.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)

-----

Well, FWIW, my boomer dad uses boomer as a derogation. He's not a fan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 08:30 PM (XR7Al)

537 I read Mike at MyPillow is a tough boss however.

Bad employees get a pillow... held down hard in the face.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:26 PM (miE9U)

Saw an interview with Prince in which he was laughing about being in a club in Minneapolis , sitting in the private section with a group and one of them was "the my pillow guy". Said Lindell did not know who Prince was, talked to him for a while, and Prince never said anything to him about who he was. Thought it was hilarious.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2019 08:30 PM (bLfL5)

538 So I've stopped taking it to mean literally "Boomers" and usually take it to mean someone who's not up with the new memes and jokes.

But someone not knowing that context would see it as insulting, so I deleted my reference to it.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)
++++
I'm on the dividing line between Boomer and Gen Xer. Sometimes, well quite often, I don't get a new meme. God knows how ignorant of internet stuff I'd be if I didn't glean a bit of new knowledge from the cool kids at AoSHQ!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 08:30 PM (2sCft)

539 494
>>Can we deport the My Pillow guy?



I'll admit it. I love My Pillow.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 08:24 PM (/tuJf)


agreed. Mike Lindell for the win!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2019 08:31 PM (sy5kK)

540 Robert Mueller is getting his own action figure.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/318772/

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:31 PM (BXMxN)

541 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (miE9U)

BFF lives in NV and loves it!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:31 PM (f3oO4)

542 Posted by: Chicken of the Sea at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (NtglE)

Actually they've gone trans. They now identify as the Turkey of the Sea.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:31 PM (miE9U)

543 They know their market - Millenial and Z. They will love the ad.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (bUjCl)
+++++++++++
Millenials might - they're mostly pinkos. Zs, though, are *very* highly polarized. The Zs are the important market - the millenials are old enough now that most brand preferences are already set.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:31 PM (9kgSk)

544 I wonder if Gillette will now be offering a long-handled back hair razor? It really detracts from my experience watching from behind when the boyfriend is banging my wife. Plus when I get in there to try to clean things up he beats me for 'accidentally' rubbing my stiffy on him.

Posted by: SoyBoy McCuck of the clan mcCuck at January 15, 2019 08:32 PM (pYQR/)

545 Only Gillette razors are used by my wife. And I have to say that it is a smooth shave and allows her manfriend's cum to smoothly and generously slip into my mouth.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 08:32 PM (pw+jk)

546 Jen, he coulda offered Prince a purple pillow ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:32 PM (miE9U)

547 MyPilow product is filled with foam. I don't know...

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:32 PM (bUjCl)

548
Juan the Columbian coffee guy is Mort.


Juan "Exxon" Valdez.

Fetching up on Prince William Sound's Bligh Reef and flooding the Alaskan coastline with Prudhoe Bay crude couldn't sink him, but Pedro Escobar and his buds holed him below the waterline innumerable times right quick.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 08:32 PM (pNxlR)

549 They know their market - Millenial and Z. They will love the ad. Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (bUjCl)

**************************

Said the same about Nike but after the short lived SJW rally to try to prop it up it got ass reamed anyway. Stop being a trollish fuckweenie.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 15, 2019 08:32 PM (+dsLj)

550 370 Oh yeah with lines like "from the fields you can't see where one country ends and another begins" or " you can'tsee borders from space".
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:07 PM (BXMxN)
---------------------------------
I thought that was a Superbowl ad last year for Budweiser or some other regular SB sponsor.

I haven't seen Modelo do one like that --- but then, we don't get Modelo ads in this area at all. I just see them every now and then when watching Western broadcasts on MLB Extra.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2019 08:32 PM (Rxduq)

551 Gnu, there's Amazon but I ain't paying $8.99 to have my mayo delivered, sorry :-P

The Paolo, he deliver for free.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 08:32 PM (dcu2m)

552 Actually they've gone trans. They now identify as the Turkey of the Sea.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:31 PM (miE9U)
++++++++++
Double-trans-species? Bold move.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:33 PM (9kgSk)

553 Hroth, I believe it. I think NV is almost as low as Texas when it comes to taxes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:33 PM (miE9U)

554 The Gillette ad was at 118,000 dislikes last night, with a small fraction of likes, last night, on YT.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2019 08:33 PM (Jj/1f)

555 Holy crap. Do NOT go and read Gillette's twitter feed. The progs and soy bois are out in force.

One older guy made a comment, and a female bully went after him, calling him "grandpa" like it was an insult. A soy boy joined her and said, "Don't worry. He'll be dead soon."

This assholes need to look in a mirror before they judge "toxic masculinity." Talk about evil bullies!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

556 429 Never mind crapping in the street.

In India, it's the beach you got to worry about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2019 08:15 PM (Z+IKu)


And for the love of God, never order authentic Liberian cuisine. It's probably the corpse of some unsuccessful political candidate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:34 PM (6RhgT)

557 545 Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 08:32 PM (pw+jk)
++++++++
How grotesque. If anyone does, though, its Mr Bullwork.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:34 PM (9kgSk)

558
Millenials might - they're mostly pinkos. Zs, though, are *very* highly polarized. The Zs are the important market - the millenials are old enough now that most brand preferences are already set.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:31 PM (9kgSk)


"If there's no soy, it's not in this boy!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 08:34 PM (pNxlR)

559 514 I deleted the "Boomer Tier" remark as unnecessarily insulting.

There's a backstory to that. "Boomer" is used among 4chan types to mean anyone who's kind of out of it. Ethan Van Sciver is a Gen Xer, but routinely calls himself a "Boomer" when he doesn't get some Internet meme.

So I've stopped taking it to mean literally "Boomers" and usually take it to mean someone who's not up with the new memes and jokes.

But someone not knowing that context would see it as insulting, so I deleted my reference to it.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)


Oh, God, Ace. Not you too. Have you been drinking soymilk or something? Insults should never be apologized for. Especially insults to boomers.

Please don't go PC on us.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2019 08:35 PM (VaN/j)

560 Said the same about Nike but after the short lived SJW rally to try to prop it up it got ass reamed anyway. Stop being a trollish fuckweenie.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 15, 2019 08:32 PM (+dsLj)


Calm down, sister. Don't like my opinion, fine. No need to lose your shit over it.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:35 PM (bUjCl)

561 And for the love of God, never order authentic Liberian cuisine. It's probably the corpse of some unsuccessful political candidate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:34 PM (6RhgT)


Let's be honest though Deplorable Jay. Let's imagine that tradition was practiced here in the US. If YOU could feast on Hillary's corpse, would you??

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:35 PM (miE9U)

562 One older guy made a comment, and a female bully went after him, calling him "grandpa" like it was an insult. A soy boy joined her and said, "Don't worry. He'll be dead soon."

This assholes need to look in a mirror before they judge "toxic masculinity." Talk about evil bullies!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++
They're not bullying. It isn't bullying when the target of the comment is engaging in wrongthink. In that case, it's just "speaking truth to power."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:35 PM (9kgSk)

563 I'd been considering switching to a safety razor for some time. The blades are a lot cheaper. This helped me to finally make that decision.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 15, 2019 08:36 PM (AZD0r)

564 Yes the left is big on the "all you stupid old conservative people will be dead soon".

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:36 PM (BXMxN)

565 Hmmmmmmmmmm

https://tinyurl.com/ybs63bv7

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:37 PM (miE9U)

566 I wonder if shaving creme tastes like paste? That would be great because fluffy paste would be a great desert... or breakfast.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (pw+jk)

567 Yes the left is big on the "all you stupid old conservative people will be dead soon".

If I live as long as my grandparents, I've got over 35 years.
Plenty of time to see the end of them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (dcu2m)

568 They know their market - Millenial and Z. They will love the ad.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (bUjCl)

Are the soibois of Gen Z even capable of growing facial hair?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (tVQUs)

569 Hroth, I believe it. I think NV is almost as low as Texas when it comes to taxes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:33 PM (miE9U)


Amazing the state tax income you can generate from tourists, gambling, and whore houses, while leaving your actual resident citizens alone!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (f3oO4)

570 Yes the left is big on the "all you stupid old conservative people will be dead soon".

Without noticing their leadership.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (nR2Re)

571 never saw it that way. It's been a while since I've seen one, but I remember them being little stories of hard-working American latinos enjoying a beer. Citizenship was pretty strongly implied.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:05 PM (9kgS)

Ok, so I just went to Facebook and looked at ModeloUSA postings. In between their posts featuring UFC fighters, and other champion athletes, are stories of someone from Latin America who emigrated here, obtained refugee status and then became a successful entrepreneur or musician , etc.


I'm not interested in turning into a nutter equivalent of leftist who see rapists in every corner of every college, toxic masculinity whenever a guy picks up a football, or shriek about our President joking that the first lady could have made salads for the Clemson team members that he's so misogynistic.


Their current posts are supportive of legal immigration of people with ambition , just as our president is.


Modelo is represented by Constellation brands and imported into the USA by some Chicago importer.
Posted by: Jen the original at J




where do you get the legal immigration bit? there is nothing "nutter" about finding it curious that a huge company is using their advertising money to run what are essentially political advertisements.

do foreign companies generally run advertising about their immigrants here?

their ads are titled "hispanic foot ball great fights to pave the way", "fighting for respect with pilot olga custido"

their tag line is "it doesn't matter where you come from it matters what you are made of."

how much more open borders do they have to be?

what about this shit where they talk about the astronaut that had migrant workers for parents. "in the fields he couldn't tell where one country ended and the next began." then it goes on to state "in the space he still couldn't tell where one country ended and the next
began."

then they close with their tag line "it doesn't matter where you come from it matters what you are made of. modelo brewed with the fighting spirit."

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wDiv/modelo-especial-reach-new-heights-with-astronaut-jos-hernandez


if your beer means that much to you, well ok.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (MTjB1)

572 Can we deport the My Pillow guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 08:23 PM (fuK7c)



Wasn't he at a Trump rally in Minnesota last year and the president mentioned that? We have so few companies on our side we'll have to keep him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (SiINZ)

573 First Januhairy, and now this? 'Tis a bad time to be a shaving equipment purveyor, in sooth.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (DMUuz)

574 Yes the left is big on the "all you stupid old conservative people will be dead soon".
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:36 PM (BXMxN)
+++++
That is an evolutionary advantage that the older people have. As we grow older, we become wiser and with our growing wisdom we grow more conservative.... Why do you think they call them Libtards?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (2sCft)

575 I'd never boycott Gillette. I can't imagine shaving my pussy with another product.

Posted by: David French at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (H5knJ)

576 Essential oils is industry code for the fats rendered from the corpses of hobos.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 15, 2019 08:39 PM (bML9A)

577 I thought that was a Superbowl ad last year for Budweiser or some other regular SB sponsor.

I haven't seen Modelo do one like that --- but then, we don't get Modelo ads in this area at all. I just see them every now and then when watching Western broadcasts on MLB Extra.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at J



https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wDiv/modelo-especial-reach-new-heights-with-astronaut-jos-hernandez

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:39 PM (MTjB1)

578 JS, Dead & Co is putting Fall tour and Mexico shows on streaming services. Last year's Mexico shows are on now. More each Friday.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 15, 2019 08:39 PM (PUmDY)

579 Saw an interview with Prince in which he was laughing about being in a club in Minneapolis , sitting in the private section with a group and one of them was "the my pillow guy". Said Lindell did not know who Prince was, talked to him for a while, and Prince never said anything to him about who he was. Thought it was hilarious.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2019 08:30 PM (bLfL5)


I was on a plane from the East Coast to LA - in first class (I wasn't paying) that included a rapper (complete with pimp hat) and a rapper wannabe who was being flown to LA to audition. The wannabe was kowtowing to the established rapper, who apparently had some stature in that stature-challenged connection.

I had no idea whatsoever who either of them were, and to their dismay, it was obvious I couldn't have cared less. They could have been two janitors for all I knew.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:39 PM (6RhgT)

580 527
LeftCoastDawg, that is where I heard it also.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (/D2qo)

I think those DJ's Gary and Eric, are secret Morons. I really do.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2019 08:39 PM (sy5kK)

581 Essential oils is industry code for the fats rendered from the corpses of hobos.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 15, 2019 08:39 PM (bML9A)
++++++++++++
Do we get to collect the pelts, or is that part of the render?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:40 PM (9kgSk)

582 Essential oils is industry code for the fats rendered from the corpses of hobos.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 15, 2019 08:39 PM (bML9A)

Non-essential oils have been fur-loughed.

Posted by: Miklos at January 15, 2019 08:40 PM (zCyNd)

583 Non-essential oils have been fur-loughed.
Posted by: Miklos at January 15, 2019 08:40 PM (zCyNd)
++++++++++
* rimshot *

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:40 PM (9kgSk)

584 https://tinyurl.com/ybs63bv7
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:37 PM (miE9U)


There you go!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:40 PM (f3oO4)

585 Since my wife cannot drive, I do all the grocery shopping. She insists I buy only Duke's mayo. If they're out, don't buy any.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2019 08:40 PM (VaN/j)

586 My memory is pretty damn good.LOL.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:41 PM (BXMxN)

587 Essential Oyl is Olive's brother.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 08:41 PM (dcu2m)

588 I get volcanic ass after Taco Bill!

Posted by: shep at January 15, 2019 08:41 PM (Evws/)

589 The soy generation is right, I will be dead soon but I will be taking what is best in this Country with me so enjoy what you have left.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:41 PM (/D2qo)

590 >>>Wasn't he at a Trump rally

yes

Posted by: concrete girl at January 15, 2019 08:41 PM (3O41F)

591 Are the soibois of Gen Z even capable of growing facial hair?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (tVQUs)

I think they are the ones who brought facial hair - beard, back again, after the ...what was it 70's 80's craze ? On a major scale.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:41 PM (bUjCl)

592 Yes the left is big on the "all you stupid old conservative people will be dead soon".
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:36 PM (BXMxN

--------

Even if I die relatively young, I've got a few decades. And I'm much colder and crueler than my millennial cohort.

I've seen indicators among the Zs that they are becoming hardened at a much younger age than millennial conservatives were.

These idiots could be in for a surprise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (XR7Al)

593 Eric Burdon was also spotted at a Trump rally a few years ago.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (miE9U)

594 560
Said the same about Nike but after the short lived SJW rally to try to
prop it up it got ass reamed anyway. Stop being a trollish fuckweenie.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 15, 2019 08:32 PM (+dsLj)





Calm down, sister. Don't like my opinion, fine. No need to lose your shit over it.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:35 PM (bUjCl)


Don't make me come in there and settle this for you two!

Posted by: Dad at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (sy5kK)

595 I think they are the ones who brought facial hair - beard, back again,
after the ...what was it 70's 80's craze ? On a major scale.


'Ironic' beards.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (dcu2m)

596 Anyone watching Tucker?

An "abortion enthusiast" on YouTube telling two young girls how abortion is a "gift from God." Tells a couple of eight year olds about having an abortion, and it was "just having like a straw put inside you and the pregnancy sucked out." And how relieved she was, etc.


We are unworthy of SMOD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

597 >>Wasn't he at a Trump rally in Minnesota last year and the president mentioned that? We have so few companies on our side we'll have to keep him

He's a yuuuuuge Trump supporter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (/tuJf)

598 They know their market - Millenial and Z. They will love the ad.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (bUjCl)



They've been brainwashed since birth with the leftist bilge and now companies are tapping into this brain dead market

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (SiINZ)

599
564 Yes the left is big on the "all you stupid old conservative people will be dead soon".
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:36 PM (BXMxN)


True, but guess to whom I'll not be willing even a smidgen of whatever passes for my estate?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

600 I'm looking at the radar because we have a storm here. Guess what is on the sidebar at weatherunderground? A Gillette ad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (pw+jk)

601 Down in Monterey?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (PUmDY)

602 Hobo pelts are made into "vegan leather".

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (bML9A)

603 >>JS, Dead & Co is putting Fall tour and Mexico shows on streaming services. Last year's Mexico shows are on now. More each Friday.

Cool, thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (/tuJf)

604 http://bit.ly/2T2jJzD
*******
The Quiet Patriot Dana Boente

Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (BqBId)

605 595 I think they are the ones who brought facial hair - beard, back again,

*wiggles eyebrows*

Posted by: Justine from Canada at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (zCyNd)

606 Don't make me come in there and settle this for you two!


Posted by: Dad


Actually, I'd kind of like to see that. Will there be jello?

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (T6t7i)

607
Let's be honest though Deplorable Jay. Let's
imagine that tradition was practiced here in the US. If YOU could feast
on Hillary's corpse, would you??

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2019 08:35 PM (miE9U)

With enough ketchup, of course.

Posted by: Dad at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (sy5kK)

608 573 First Januhairy, and now this? 'Tis a bad time to be a shaving equipment purveyor, in sooth.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (DMUuz)


Good point, and it never occurred to me. The won't be able to make up lost sales with feminist support.

Unless they're smart, and advertise girls shaving their heads. The one part where all men want to see hair.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (VaN/j)

609 An "abortion enthusiast" on YouTube telling two young girls how abortion is a "gift from God." Tells a couple of eight year olds about having an abortion, and it was "just having like a straw put inside you and the pregnancy sucked out." And how relieved she was, etc.

We are unworthy of SMOD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++++++++++
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ShoutYourAbortion

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (9kgSk)

610 Can we deport the My Pillow guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 08:23 PM (fuK7c)


Strong Trump supporter, and not afraid to admit it in public. Rare for a corporate head, I'd say let's keep him.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (Z4rgH)

611 I've used their razors for years, without really thinking about it. I have ordered a Merkur Futur Double Edged safety razor, and Japanese Feather brand blades. You can get it on Amazon, but I ordered from West Coast Shaving because they have a 10% new customer discount. After the upfront cost, which is not much more than several packs of Gillette cartridges, you can shave for a couple bucks a year, at least for the blade part.

I'll never buy another Gillette product again. And now I think I'll go get rid of the other P&G products in our house.

Posted by: pincorrect at January 15, 2019 08:44 PM (3LmBI)

612 if your beer means that much to you, well ok.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (MTjB1)

Actually this is why I stopped drinking Modelo, even though I really liked the Negra...


Oh wait, that might be mis-interpreted!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:44 PM (f3oO4)

613 596Types.Deletes.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:44 PM (BXMxN)

614 I went over to watch the stupid ad, but I ended up watching a video of a polar bear attacking a walrus instead. The walrus won.

Posted by: Joanne Chesimard at January 15, 2019 08:45 PM (XlbwU)

615 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:43 PM (9kgSk)

How is this not child abuse!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:45 PM (f3oO4)

616 Strong Trump supporter, and not afraid to admit it in public. Rare for a corporate head, I'd say let's keep him.

Posted by: GnuBreed


Only if he agrees to sit quietly in the corner and fondle his damn pillow.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2019 08:45 PM (T6t7i)

617 Best way to make leftists stroke out is to ask them if they would still support the Gillette ad if the roles were reversed.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 15, 2019 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

618 I saw Gay beat up club open for The The in 88 at pine knob

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2019 08:46 PM (OOH1c)

619 They've been brainwashed since birth with the leftist bilge and now companies are tapping into this brain dead market
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (SiINZ)

True. And P&G is selling to that market. Probaly buy data from google, FB and Twitter and know what's going on.

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:46 PM (bUjCl)

620 Q: What do little boys grow up to be?
A: BOYcotts!

Real men shave their pu55ies with GILETTE.

Posted by: jbspry at January 15, 2019 08:46 PM (d/n9j)

621 614
I went over to watch the stupid ad, but I ended up watching a video of a polar bear attacking a walrus instead. The walrus won.


That's right, we bad.

Posted by: Walri at January 15, 2019 08:46 PM (T6t7i)

622 off with the old has-been terror sock

Posted by: Huck Follywood, drink deeply of the whine! at January 15, 2019 08:46 PM (XlbwU)

623 pincorrect at January 15, 2019 08:44 PM (3LmBI)

=====
Three of my friends did the same thing today because of the Gillette bullshit. Customers that will never come back. But they will sure make it up in soy boys.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 08:46 PM (pw+jk)

624 I want to see a Gillette ad aimed at mean, bullying girls and women. My experience is that there are way more of them than the men the stupid ad is aimed at.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

625 All this leftist shit everywhere and we are supposed to just shut up and buy it.Fuck them.Fuck their movies,fuck their tv shows,fuck their razors,fuck their beer

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 08:46 PM (BXMxN)

626 How is this not child abuse!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:45 PM (f3oO4)
+++++++++++++
It's one of the more revolting Twitter trends. They worship Moloch and need to keep him fed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:47 PM (9kgSk)

627 "That's right, we bad.Posted by: Walri "

Pfft

Posted by: Nanook of the North at January 15, 2019 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

628 596 She's in deep shit.

Posted by: An Echo Across Time, Through the Valley of Gehenna at January 15, 2019 08:48 PM (5aX2M)

629 570 Yes the left is big on the "all you stupid old conservative people will be dead soon".

Without noticing their leadership.
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (nR2Re)


Get ready for the collapse of the electrical infrastructure, bridges, etc. while these shitheads write poems and protest against the problems that they cannot solve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:48 PM (6RhgT)

630 I went over to watch the stupid ad, but I ended up watching a video of a polar bear attacking a walrus instead. The walrus won.

Posted by: Joanne Chesimard at January 15, 2019 08:45 PM (XlbwU)


The walrus was Paul

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 08:48 PM (SiINZ)

631 Oh, God, Ace. Not you too. Have you been drinking soymilk or something? Insults should never be apologized for. Especially insults to boomers.

Just wanted to second this!

Also, only us Gen Xers would reallllly be pained by the insult of being called a Boomer - the younguns just find it funny.

And I mean, being a mean nasty slacker of an Xer I kind of sincerely hope this jibe hurts actual-birth-year Boomers' feelings.

If they have any

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 15, 2019 08:48 PM (Rarvo)

632 They know their market - Millenial and Z. They will love the ad.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:29 PM (bUjCl)


Apple should target the Zs with their next iProduct.

Thinking a new electronic mini device that plugs into the base of the skull. Flip a switch and you see something like a lava lamp and think you know everything and just tsk tsk the old timers for being 'woke' 'boomers' while you are 'elion' (or some of made of shiite).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 15, 2019 08:48 PM (1g7ch)

633 There exists a Nood.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 15, 2019 08:49 PM (ffYR/)

634 Jane, when Feminist can brag about braiding the hair in their armpits I don't think any razor stands a chance.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 08:49 PM (/D2qo)

635 I never watch CNN but Tucker showed a clip of a very hot blond CNN babe, who sounded pretty mindless. How'd they find her? Trolling through local Fox station talent lists, no doubt.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, drink deeply of the whine! at January 15, 2019 08:49 PM (XlbwU)

636 Actually this is why I stopped drinking Modelo, even though I really liked the Negra...


Oh wait, that might be mis-interpreted!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at J




Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:49 PM (MTjB1)

637 I want to see a Gillette ad aimed at mean, bullying girls and women. My experience is that there are way more of them than the men the stupid ad is aimed at.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++
Why? It's the men who are evil. Women may lash out because of institutionalized oppression, but it's justified because of the patriarchal tyranny to which they are continuously enslaved...

Posted by: SJW Ad Execs at January 15, 2019 08:49 PM (9kgSk)

638 BREAKING

Gillette announces marketing partnership with Starbucks

Will distribute Mach One needles at all Sbux locations

"Perfect for our demographic", says Gillette Marketing VP

Posted by: MiklosMarketWatch at January 15, 2019 08:49 PM (zCyNd)

639 Are the soibois of Gen Z even capable of growing facial hair?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 15, 2019 08:38 PM (tVQUs)

I think they are the ones who brought facial hair - beard, back again, after the ...what was it 70's 80's craze ? On a major scale.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:41 PM (bUjCl)

But instead of the porno mustache, they sport the cuck-hair.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2019 08:49 PM (NMAzL)

640 They've been brainwashed since birth with the leftist bilge and now companies are tapping into this brain dead market
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (SiINZ)

True. And P&G is selling to that market. Probaly buy data from google, FB and Twitter and know what's going on.
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:46 PM (bUjCl)

You know what, I take soem of it back.. Not brainwashed. Exposed maybe. But ...more so than the boomers lime Obama ? I don;t know...

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:49 PM (bUjCl)

641 *like obama...

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2019 08:50 PM (bUjCl)

642 /off publius sig

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 15, 2019 08:50 PM (NMAzL)

643 It's one of the more revolting Twitter trends. They worship Moloch and need to keep him fed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 08:47 PM (9kgSk)


I listened to only a small part of that and just had to turn it off I was so offended and saddened by the current state of our culture.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 08:50 PM (f3oO4)

644 Get ready for the collapse of the electrical infrastructure, bridges, etc. while these shitheads write poems and protest against the problems that they cannot solve.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Or that food doesn't come from Safeway, and toilet paper from Costco.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 15, 2019 08:50 PM (LOq4H)

645 Essential oils are, you know, essential!

Posted by: Emma Watson, Commando at January 15, 2019 08:52 PM (8zL5p)

646 577---https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wDiv/modelo-especial-reach-new-heights-with-astronaut-jos-hernandez
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 15, 2019 08:39 PM (MTjB1)
--------------------------
Well screw them.
(Thanks for the link.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 15, 2019 08:53 PM (Rxduq)

647 An "abortion enthusiast" on YouTube telling two young girls how abortion is a "gift from God." Tells a couple of eight year olds about having an abortion, and it was "just having like a straw put inside you and the pregnancy sucked out." And how relieved she was, etc.

We are unworthy of SMOD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)


Did anyone point out to these nitwits that if their mom had had this "gift from God" (??) they'd have ended up as goo in a metal pail on a gynecologist's floor?

I always marveled at Obama for not realizing this. It's 1960, and Stan is a 17 year old who's been doing the wild thing with a married African. Oops. If she'd had access to abortion, there's a 99% chance we wouldn't have had to put up with Obama.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 08:53 PM (6RhgT)

648 No beaver oil enthusiasts here tonight??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 15, 2019 08:56 PM (Evws/)

649 Essential oils are, you know, essential!
Posted by: Emma Watson, Commando at January 15, 2019 08:52 PM


Fur sure!

Posted by: Gwenyth P. at January 15, 2019 08:57 PM (DMUuz)

650 What if they made a version of this to encourage black men? Would that be racist? If so, why is this not sexist?

Posted by: Original Roy at January 15, 2019 08:59 PM (9Tlm9)

651 645 Essential oils are, you know, essential

So, that means something had to die so we could have them.

Posted by: OCBill at January 15, 2019 09:03 PM (FhU1S)

652

Heh. People are reporting that ad for hatred. I did.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 15, 2019 09:06 PM (HaL55)

653 I was comment #141,869 with "Own-goal of the decade".

Posted by: Paul Dwayne Fuller at January 15, 2019 09:20 PM (M1E+u)

654
Can we deport the My Pillow guy?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


WTF?
Seriously.What's your DU screen name?

Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 09:39 PM (LL1Be)

655 You know, I never did use Gillette. Always preferred my razors with two sides. Like my women!

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at January 15, 2019 09:57 PM (1T0t0)

656 617 Best way to make leftists stroke out is to ask them if they would still support the Gillette ad if the roles were reversed.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 15, 2019 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

Once a month I use ...tampex. The rest of the time when he strokes out, I beg him to stroke in.

Posted by: Cap't Kristol at January 16, 2019 12:47 AM (Y274z)

657 First comment I saw over there:

Get woke go broke ! Razor edition !

pretty nicely sums it all up.

Posted by: m at January 16, 2019 02:18 AM (Q7mSB)

658 652

Heh. People are reporting that ad for hatred. I did.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 15, 2019 09:06 PM (HaL55)

hahahaha

Golly, look at your hash.

Posted by: m at January 16, 2019 02:35 AM (Q7mSB)

659 As I recall, Gillette and / or its parent company, were HEAVILY involved in funding and promoting anti-gun ("gun-control") measured back in the 1970's / '80's.
One of MANY brands to avoid .
Shop wisely!

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2019 02:53 AM (7rlrd)

660 I haven't seen the razor ad but it must be good because it's upset the biggest dickheads on the internet

Posted by: The truth at January 16, 2019 05:22 AM (MX/za)

661 In a personal first, Google banned me for commenting on Gillette's dumpster fire.
tbf, I may have gotten a little ...carried away.
Every time an SJW commented, I responded to their comment = hundreds of comments per hour.

I wasn't drunk, so it doesn't gain me any points around here.

Posted by: The Hot Gates at January 16, 2019 10:36 AM (zPHMM)

662 https://bit.ly/2Mcw8Oy

According to Vox, sexists and feminists are both annoyed by the ad. So, if you are annoyed by the ad and are not a feminist, you must be a sexist...or something.

Posted by: Tyrannosaurus Tex at January 16, 2019 01:03 PM (EPH8w)

663 PG was in trouble before the Gillette screw up, younguns aint buying brands, this ad smacks of desperation, lets check back in year from now, Dicks has not recovered from their gun ban, Target has not gone up since their dudes in the women's room is cool pitch.
Lets see.

Posted by: Joe Walker at January 16, 2019 07:10 PM (S+i5q)

664 #661 if you're getting heavy flack, you're over the target

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2019 11:24 PM (Q1UO3)

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