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ABCNews' Jonathan Karl Hears From Mueller's Camp The The Russia Report Might Be "Anti-Climactic"

Do tell!

You mean the people who were telling us three years ago that anyone who believed in an evidence-free conspiracy theory was unfit to be elevated to a position of public prominence now turn out to have falsely, stupidly believed in an evidence-free conspiracy theory for these same past three years?!



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:34 PM




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1 Cue the Price is Right fail music.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 04:35 PM (OD2ni)

2 Why can't it just be over already?

Posted by: Flyguy at January 14, 2019 04:35 PM (3sOO0)

3 so a waste of money...

Posted by: IC at January 14, 2019 04:35 PM (a0IVu)

4 I rate this story 4 limp boners.

Glenn Thrush

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2019 04:36 PM (Z4rgH)

5 Well smack my ass and call me Suzy!

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2019 04:36 PM (BXMxN)

6 I'm pretty sure Karl says anti-climatic. Stone the climate denier!

Posted by: ShainS at January 14, 2019 04:36 PM (zKXxN)

7 Russia report: Iceberg

Cuck Cruise Bois: Titanic

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

8 When is he going to release the report??

Posted by: IC at January 14, 2019 04:37 PM (a0IVu)

9 Well clutch my pearls!

Posted by: lowfibass at January 14, 2019 04:37 PM (BrqlK)

10 But the fucker just got the grand jury extended another 6 months.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2019 04:37 PM (BXMxN)

11 Top 20!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 14, 2019 04:37 PM (7MRhd)

12 So when can Trump sue the Mueller Gang for malicious prosecution?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at January 14, 2019 04:37 PM (J+mig)

13 so a waste of money...

Posted by: IC at January 14, 2019 04:35 PM (a0IVu)


Yeah. OUR money.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

14 I had an anti-climax once.

My balls hurt for days, afterwards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:37 PM (bcbK8)

15 "Unexpectedly."

To some people.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at January 14, 2019 04:38 PM (C1NyB)

16 Bullshit.

They are lowering expectations so that whatever Mueller DOES come up with will seem like a BLOCKBUSTER in comparison and we need to impeach RIGHT NOW!!!

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2019 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

17 Trump! puts Russian dressing on his baked potato!!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2019 04:38 PM (8ikIW)

18 Oh, BTW Ace, top sidebar link is a 404.

Posted by: ShainS at January 14, 2019 04:38 PM (zKXxN)

19 It will be a huge nothingburger but the liberals and the press (BIRM) will scream crime of the century and demand impeachment.

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2019 04:38 PM (mpXpK)

20 Next let's crawl up Mueller's pee hole and try him for every lousy, stinking thing he's done. Including his blood debt for 9/11.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK8)

21 Wouldn't it be something if on the day Mueller releases the report, RBG 'retires'.

Posted by: IC at January 14, 2019 04:39 PM (a0IVu)

22 Speaking of anti-climaxes, Ben Shapiro has never known the loving touch of a woman.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK8)

23 I had an anti-climax once.

My balls hurt for days, afterwards.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:37 PM (bcbK

++++
I once had testicular tortion. NOW that hurt....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 14, 2019 04:39 PM (2sCft)

24 "17 Trump! puts Russian dressing on his baked potato!!!
Posted by: Bruce "


Twio scoops baby!!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 04:39 PM (OD2ni)

25 It will be a huge nothingburger but the liberals and the press (BIRM) will scream crime of the century and demand impeachment.
Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2019 04:38 PM (mpXpK)

Yes

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2019 04:40 PM (NFEMn)

26 When is he going to release the report??
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2019 04:37 PM (a0IVu)

Not until after the 2020 election. Maybe even longer. I hear there's some information on the French Riviera that he wants to personally vet. Shouldn't take longer than, oh, 4 years.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 14, 2019 04:40 PM (3sjI6)

27 13 angry democrats can't be wrong.

Here's a cute story about my doggie.

"Shut up, Couch" I explained.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 14, 2019 04:40 PM (Z4rgH)

28 wahw-wahw.

Posted by: Bosk at January 14, 2019 04:40 PM (9m9TT)

29 *types* *deletes.*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 04:40 PM (AzW6q)

30
The damage is done. It helped fuck us over in the midterms and the "seriousness of the charge" will linger no matter what.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (/9p9e)

31 OMG, Mueller's report is a climate denier????

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (zmIJL)

32 Speaking of anti-climaxes, Ben Shapiro has never known the loving touch of a woman.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK

Except for Mrs. Thumb and her 4 daughters.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (3sjI6)

33 So the report is coming out soon and it's wrapping up?

Funny the timing of how it's all over right when the Dems are taking over the House. Funny, it is.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (4ErVI)

34 Well, ain't that a pisser!
What???
Russia Russia Russia!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (0tfLf)

35 Allow me to look into my crystal ball:
The Mueller report will be scathing and unpleasant. It will disparage Trump's character and *really* go after his associates. It will be as politically damaging as possible. It will also conclude that they can't prove that he did what they said he did, but that he probably did do it anyway and he's a serious bad guy.

The press will then shout from the rooftops about how the Mueller report indicates that Trump probably colluded with the Russians.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)

36 Maybe Trump can demand Mueller pay back the overtime accumulated since it was clear his report would be anti-climatic.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (MkcN1)

37 Trump! puts Russian dressing on his baked potato!!!
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2019 04:38 PM (8ikIW)

AND - Trump likes his steaks well done with Ketchup! Impeach 45!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (2sCft)

38 Here's a cute story about my doggie.

"Shut up, Couch" I explained.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 14, 2019 04:40 PM (Z4rgH)

--------

Ooh... can we see some pictures too?

I always love to see lots of photos of thought leaders' dogs. That way I know they're just like me!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (AzW6q)

39 So, $40 million and counting up in smoke for this nothingburger.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (ffYR/)

40 trump coarsened our discourse but he didn't break no laws r shitsz

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (7J5t2)

41 The report must be a huge nothing burger if they are trying this desperately to get in front of it.


Kind of dove tails into the latest nyt bombshell that Trump was investigated by the FBI because they thought he was a Russian stooge under putins orders when he fired comey. They have to keep up the narrative at all costs.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (JUOKG)

42 Hot Karl

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (rxW5j)

43 The damage is done. It helped fuck us over in the midterms and the "seriousness of the charge" will linger no matter what.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (/9p9e)

It did it's job and will continue to pay dividends.....it will always throw a shadow on his presidency, just as was intended....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (NFEMn)

44 'It's not like after the Risotto'

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (pIZfS)

45 One time, Trump had, get this, three scoops.

Posted by: Mueller at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (t6MX/)

46 So no climax? Well just fucking just great.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (pLgt/)

47 HBO re-aired The Sopranos last week for the 20 year anniversary. In one of the last epsiodes, AJ tells Tony that he wants to join the Army so he can learn to be a helicopter pilot so we can get a job flying Trump around after he gets out.

Just a little reminder about what a pop culture icon Trump was considering he is the new Hitler or something.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (OD2ni)

48

THE ANTICLIMAX MACHINE IN MY LIFESUPPORT CHAIRPOD MAKES ME MEAN AND ANGRY SO THAT I CAN EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep! at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (n2qRY)

49 Don't worry Ace! The House dems scrapped the terrorism committee and opened up a new committee just to investigate Trump. They got this!!

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (hvf9s)

50 The Russkies have video of Russian whores pissing on Mueller!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (+y/Ru)

51 I must say, that while I find the probe being run by our outstanding Special Counsel a slight bit expensive, I am reminded of the old adage, One Gets What One Pays For. It comforts me.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, Vermont at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (Jj+59)

52 It will be a huge nothingburger but the liberals and the press (BIRM) will scream crime of the century and demand impeachment.
Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2019 04:38 PM (mpXpK)
---------

Absolutely. They actually don't care what it says. They just need it released so they'd have a pretext for the Impeachment vote they were always going to take.

Posted by: WisRich at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (G0vdT)

53 The Mueller report will be scathing and unpleasant. It will disparage
Trump's character and *really* go after his associates. It will be as
politically damaging as possible. It will also conclude that they can't
prove that he did what they said he did, but that he probably did do it
anyway and he's a serious bad guy.



The press will then shout from the rooftops about how the Mueller
report indicates that Trump probably colluded with the Russians


Dang, we've gotta get this guy to give us the orange crop report. He's good.

Posted by: The Duke Brothers at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (T6t7i)

54 The dems are ramping up to keep the Russia thing going to 2020 no matter what, bank on it

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (bQtop)

55 I like this "sources say" crapola...

As if the media orgs haven't read every sentence of this tendentious rodomontade in real time, as it's being produced.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (AzW6q)

56 The press will then shout from the rooftops about how the Mueller report indicates that Trump probably colluded with the Russians.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)

They'll also throw in all the extra shit they charged Manafort et al with, even though that has nothing to do with Trump or the election or Russia, in some cases, just to lard up the bad optics for Trump.

Posted by: Donald at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (7PLM4)

57 did mueller forget to get the keys to the climax control machine from cheney?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (sGtp+)

58 "Speaking of anti-climaxes, Ben Shapiro has never known the loving touch of a woman.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK "

He denies them his essence as he DESTROYS them with one PERFECT tweet! GET THAT GIRL SOME ALOE!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)

59 So Conspiracy Interruptus then? Just fucking great.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at January 14, 2019 04:44 PM (pLgt/)

60 Anticlimactic but not exonerating. There will be some impeachable offense

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2019 04:44 PM (dNzKv)

61 They seem to be trotting this story out every couple weeks now. Maybe they're desperately trying to get somebody to jump up and so "No, don't shut it down, I saw Vladimir Putin handing Trump a wad of twenties and some crack rocks!" But nothing comes of it. Seriously, just write the friggin' report and go away.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 14, 2019 04:44 PM (RD7QR)

62 Herr Mewller drops a blivet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2019 04:44 PM (yQo2D)

63 "Anti-climactic"= "100% total horseshit"

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2019 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

64 But Hillary will be President once it comes out, right?
And is it okay if she appoints SkateBoard Jesus as Vice President?
Because he's all dreamy and can skate board!

Posted by: Texas SJW at January 14, 2019 04:44 PM (37IEG)

65 Anti-climatic is DC speak for "we could not find anything."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2019 04:44 PM (0TYt/)

66 The FNM has been engaging in sedition. I don't want the government to impose "moar rules on media" but it sure would be nice if we the people who voted for the best candidate in spite of FNM shilling for corrupt Hillary had an easy way to smack them upside the head.

Posted by: paleRider at January 14, 2019 04:44 PM (eASYU)

67 "I always love to see lots of photos of thought leaders' dogs. That way I know they're just like me!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"



I'll admit his Springer Spaniel is damn cute.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 04:44 PM (OD2ni)

68 It did it's job and will continue to pay
dividends.....it will always throw a shadow on his presidency, just as
was intended....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (NFEMn)

No. I will not let them rewrite history. It will forever throw a shadow on democrats and what they were OK with when they lost an election. They pushed the limits of what is acceptable political engagement. I will never forget.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 04:44 PM (t6MX/)

69 58 "Speaking of anti-climaxes, Ben Shapiro has never known the loving touch of a woman.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK "

He denies them his essence as he DESTROYS them with one PERFECT tweet! GET THAT GIRL SOME ALOE!
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)

His takes..so hot...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK8)

70 Lowered Expectations

Posted by: andycanuck at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (Evws/)

71 46 So no climax? Well just fucking just great.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (pLgt/)

Mueller creates a national case of blue balls.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

72
The damage is done. It helped fuck us over in the midterms and the "seriousness of the charge" will linger no matter what.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (/9p9e)



Paul Ryan and his feckless leadership f**ked us over in the midterms not Mueller.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (TAmPV)

73 "So, $40 million and counting up in smoke for this nothingburger.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 04:42 PM (ffYR/) "

Cue "b-but it actually made the government money because of assets seized from Manafort!!"

You know, say what you will about the Holocaust, but with all those gold teeth, it paid for itself!!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (oZ6kz)

74 I'll admit his Springer Spaniel is damn cute.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 04:44 PM (OD2ni)
++++++++++
Too bad his master is a limp-wristed weasel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (I2dne)

75 Allow me to look into my crystal ball:
The Mueller report will be scathing and unpleasant. It will disparage Trump's character and *really* go after his associates. It will be as politically damaging as possible. It will also conclude that they can't prove that he did what they said he did, but that he probably did do it anyway and he's a serious bad guy.

The press will then shout from the rooftops about how the Mueller report indicates that Trump probably colluded with the Russians.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)

And THAT"S when Trump declassifies EVERYTHING! Fuck the Brits.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (NFEMn)

76 ABCNews' Jonathan Karl Hears From Mueller's Camp The The Russia Report Might Be "Anti-Climactic"


The ICECAPS ARE MELTING, DENIER !

Posted by: mikeyG at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (LL1Be)

77

Powerhouse roundtable, indeed!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (aKsyK)

78 This entire administration will be referred to in 2020 as unindicted co-conspirators.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (0TYt/)

79 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2019 04:36 PM (Z4rgH)

Isn't the object of your rating by definition not limp?

Perhaps instead, in the interest of accuracy, four faltering and forlorn phalli?

Posted by: Oxymoron at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (wx6iv)

80 2 Why can't it just be over already?

Posted by: Flyguy at January 14, 2019 04:35 PM (3sOO0)


_______


"I, for one, welcome our new Banana Republic overlords. Or is that an Apple Republic?" -- #DrunkDonLemon, self-anointed Minister of Propaganda

Posted by: ShainS at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (zKXxN)

81

Mewler and Co. feel they have to let their puppet-masters down easy or else he'll wake up with a horse's head in his bed. If he wakes up at all, that is.
This is a CYA move on his part.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (HaL55)

82 Sooner or later, Horseface-ky Muller needs to find a real Russian .

Posted by: Slutlana Vaginova at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (Jj+59)

83 51 I must say, that while I find the probe being run by our outstanding Special Counsel a slight bit expensive, I am reminded of the old adage, One Gets What One Pays For. It comforts me.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, Vermont at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (Jj+59)

Nice try. The real Mary can't spell for shit.

I see you...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (bcbK8)

84

Ace, put up that ONT clip from WD the other night, the animation with Belle crying 'cause she never finishes before Beast rolls over and goes to sleep...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (n2qRY)

85 Mueller concludes:

POTUS can be charged with obstruction for using his Article II powers to fire the FBI head, a subordinate, despite good cause shown, because Jimmy Drama was my catamite on Thursdays. We passed him around, you see

POTUS can also be charged as an agent of a foreign power, viz. Russia, because I say so

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (iW7OB)

86 I want a climaaaaaaaaax!!!

Posted by: Billy Kristol tossed off the Cuck Ship at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (pLgt/)

87 Won't matter, because the house will impeach him for farting the wrong way.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (+dsLj)

88 Yeah, but it's super important that the new AG continue the "investigation" so Democrats keep the false political narrative going.


Oops. Did I say that in my out loud voice ?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (C6Bub)

89 You want happy ending GI? Me love you long time, just like Mueller investigation!

Posted by: Hoochie Minh at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (37IEG)

90 "His takes..so hot...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK "

Mmm Ben, tell me again that facts don't care about my feelings. Take me, you pasty alien looking stud!

Posted by: No Girl Ever at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (oZ6kz)

91 I heard Ben Shapiro on the radio for the first time ever today.

He sounds like a coked-up Yorkie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

92 What?!? No......

I was told there would be IMPEACHMENT ICE CREAM!!!!! 2 SCOOPS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (F4u7C)

93 Like a bad porn clip.

No money shot.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (pIZfS)

94 The Left should take responsibility for its own orgasm.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (m075u)

95 90 "His takes..so hot...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK "

Mmm Ben, tell me again that facts don't care about my feelings. Take me, you pasty alien looking stud!
Posted by: No Girl Ever at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (oZ6kz)

Coffee. Everywhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

96 Paul Ryan and his feckless leadership f**ked us over in the midterms not Mueller.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (TAmPV)

--------------

Yep. The retirement of over 40 Rs incumbents was also not helpful.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (ffYR/)

97 CEO of Columbia on CNBC now to talk about his woke message. Maybe they can get Krapperdick to be their spokesman.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (OLCnA)

98 Anybody who sez the Mueller Report is anti-climactic is a Roooshin Bot!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (m075u)

99 I don't want the probing to end!!!!

Posted by: Shep! at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (pLgt/)

100 He sounds like a coked-up Yorkie.

***************************

That's what happens when you're gurgling Kristol's dildo every day that ends in Y.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (+dsLj)

101 The Left should take responsibility for its own orgasm.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (m075u)
++++++++++
They don't take responsibility for anything else, so why would they take responsibility for that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (I2dne)

102 I suppose to find out now that everything the left does is a lie would be unusual for one of us because we ain't stupid no more.

Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (zLDYs)

103 This is fake news. Right? Must be fake.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (Z216Q)

104 If Mueller can't bring down the king he needs to be hung to near death, have his bowels extracted while he's still alive and then get pulled apart by four horses.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (MkcN1)

105 Friday: Trump is a Russian secret agent!
Monday: Sad trombone.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

106 90 "His takes..so hot...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK "

Mmm Ben, tell me again that facts don't care about my feelings. Take me, you pasty alien looking stud!
Posted by: No Girl Ever at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (oZ6kz)

Ben looks like he should be riding around in a rusty pickup truck with a guy named 'Rowsdower'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (bcbK8)

107 To be honest, next to global warming, net neutrality, tax cuts, shut down, what isn't anti-climatic?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (vI+F1)

108 Yep. The retirement of over 40 Rs incumbents was also not helpful.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (ffYR/)



Perhaps a silver lining in the dark clouds? If they were 40 odd establican / RINO / DeepState / CoC and WSJ types, no big loss?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (ujg0T)

109 Mueller report, may have a cold comrade.

Posted by: DamnedRussian spies at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (37IEG)

110 He sounds like a coked-up Yorkie.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

I like it...lol.

Posted by: Shep! at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (pLgt/)

111 Cute or no, any dog that loves Jonah Goldberg can't be taken seriously. A good dog would bite Jonah.

Goldberg's Springer Spaniel:
Thought Leader............ [_]
Not a Thought Leader... [X]

Posted by: Smart Dogs Everywhere at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (AzW6q)

112 The Mueller report will be scathing and unpleasant. It will disparage
Trump's character and *really* go after his associates. It will be as
politically damaging as possible. It will also conclude that they can't
prove that he did what they said he did, but that he probably did do it
anyway and he's a serious bad guy.



The press will then shout from the rooftops about how the Mueller
report indicates that Trump probably colluded with the Russians.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)


For all that I badmouth Mueller, he seems smart enough to know that Trump hits back. After he drops his deuce in the punch bowl, his leverage is gone and, his backers (clintons) have never been shy about letting someone else take a bullet for them, literally.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (t6MX/)

113 I don't really care what the report says. I no longer trust a fucking thing the Gov. says.

Trump or bust.

Posted by: nip at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (DfGpI)

114 To be honest, next to global warming, net neutrality, tax cuts, shut down, what isn't anti-climatic?
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (vI+F1)
++++++++++
Only Global Warming/Climate Change stuff is vaguely anti-climatic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (I2dne)

115 I caution America not to believe unsourced news reports saying little. We must keep hope alive!

Posted by: Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney, Senator too at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (Z216Q)

116 Trump's biggest mistake was not appointing a Special Counsel for Hillary, and another one for Spying on his Campaign. Fight fire with fire.

Mueller would have been shut down in three months.

President Donald Trump unilaterally disarmed.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (kfj5i)

117 Won't matter, because the house will impeach him for farting the wrong way.
-----
There's a wrong way to fart? Who knew?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (Hx3Yn)

118 Ben looks like he should be riding around in a rusty pickup truck with a guy named 'Rowsdower'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (bcbK

Larry Csonka is his Dad?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (xPJvm)

119 Don't these creepy Krassenstein brothers have weird cartoon drawings of Mueller as a muscled up super hero? I know they are grifters catering to Ressitance marks, but it will still be tough on them.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (OD2ni)

120 Remember back when Trump declassified those FISA warrants? I wonder what happened to those?

Posted by: Gonads and Strife at January 14, 2019 04:50 PM (vtd+q)

121 111 Cute or no, any dog that loves Jonah Goldberg can't be taken seriously. A good dog would bite Jonah.


Only if its on a high fat diet.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 14, 2019 04:50 PM (MkcN1)

122 As to the theory of the investigation being the coverup of FBI/DOJ illegality, we may never see the report until Trump is out of office.

Posted by: WisRich at January 14, 2019 04:50 PM (G0vdT)

123 The Left should take responsibility for its own orgasm.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (m075u)
..........

If you can't do the job yourself, hire a professional!

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2019 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

124 Hey, how about those global warmings in the Midwest and Austria!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2019 04:50 PM (37IEG)

125 118 Ben looks like he should be riding around in a rusty pickup truck with a guy named 'Rowsdower'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (bcbK

Larry Csonka is his Dad?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (xPJvm)

He wishes! His real dad ran away from home after a torrid affair with Yosemite Sam.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (bcbK8)

126 When the leftists no longer have their hope in Mueller, the wannabe assassins will start coming out of the woodwork.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (5fNnO)

127 (a)realDonaldTrump
Silence of the Moms: Media Refuse to Discuss Angel Families http://bit.ly/2FwCh79 via BreitbartNews

Angel mom' demands Trump's wall, 'we've become collateral damage'

Posted by: mikeyG at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (LL1Be)

128 Jonathan Karl says "nothing to see here", but Saint Jim Comey begs to differ.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, having a glass of whine at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (Z216Q)

129 The The Russia Report Might Be "Anti-Climactic"

I saw The The open for Siouxsie and the Banshees...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (6qErC)

130 I heard Ben Shapiro on the radio for the first time ever today.

He sounds like a coked-up Yorkie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

Can't listen to him at all.
But no one is as bad as Chris Plante.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (NFEMn)

131 Yep. The retirement of over 40 Rs incumbents was also not helpful.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (ffYR/)


Perhaps a silver lining in the dark clouds? If they were 40 odd establican / RINO / DeepState / CoC and WSJ types, no big loss?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (ujg0T)

-------------

I suppose this is true. We did not gain much in numbers, but did get a more solid Senate out of it too.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (ffYR/)

132 "Ben looks like he should be riding around in a rusty pickup truck with a guy named 'Rowsdower'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:48 PM (bcbK "

Ben's dad is Larry Csonka?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)

133 damn Shep!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (pLgt/)

134 Horde hivemind is strong...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:52 PM (bcbK8)

135 I hope this is for real, as I can't hardly wait to see flaming Mueller effigies from the Left as they suddenly scream whitewash and recall that Mueller is nominally a Republican.

Maybe they will enroll him in the witless protection program.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2019 04:52 PM (Z4rgH)

136 Double-Plus Goodness:

The View coven displeased with Jonathan Karl's report.

https://tinyurl.com/yaqarbmn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

137 Remember back when Trump declassified those FISA warrants? I wonder what happened to those?


He is waiting for the perfect moment to shove them up your ass.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 14, 2019 04:52 PM (LL1Be)

138 130 I heard Ben Shapiro on the radio for the first time ever today.

He sounds like a coked-up Yorkie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)


Oh coked up. The first couple of times I read I thought you said corked up Yorkie. And that might describe Shapiro as well.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 14, 2019 04:52 PM (MkcN1)

139
Ben's dad is Larry Csonka?


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)
Ben Shacsonka? Did they change his name when they immigrated?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2019 04:52 PM (37IEG)

140 The Mueller report will be scathing and unpleasant. It will disparage Trump's character and *really* go after his associates. It will be as politically damaging as possible. It will also conclude that they can't prove that he did what they said he did, but that he probably did do it anyway and he's a serious bad guy.

The press will then shout from the rooftops about how the Mueller report indicates that Trump probably colluded with the Russians

---

I will laugh like a retarded hyena and rub my ass in people's faces on Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 04:52 PM (sMMcg)

141 Guess it's six more months of menacing looming with no lines to deliver.

Oh well. The SNL ganja heads will laugh hysterically anyway!

Posted by: Robert De Niro at January 14, 2019 04:52 PM (XiYjm)

142 The global warming/climate change drought is pretty bad here now in Cali

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 14, 2019 04:53 PM (bQtop)

143 108 Yep. The retirement of over 40 Rs incumbents was also not helpful.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (ffYR/)

===

it didn't help California cheated. as one does.

and that the vote for this round was teh fucking largest ever. Trump got out the vote but the left really got out the vote in directed markets to win particular races.

plus, the left fights everywhere while the gop concedes races and states.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 14, 2019 04:53 PM (7J5t2)

144 Perhaps a silver lining in the dark clouds? If they were 40 odd establican / RINO / DeepState / CoC and WSJ types, no big loss?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (ujg0T)


That has been my opinion as well. I keep thinking about a General Patton quote "I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me"

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 14, 2019 04:53 PM (kUmUV)

145 129 The The Russia Report Might Be "Anti-Climactic"

I saw The The open for Siouxsie and the Banshees...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (6qErC)

I saw The The open for Mister Mister in 1987 at CBGBs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:53 PM (bcbK8)

146 Boner Ben Shapiro.

Probably fapping to pictures of men in the old Sears catalogue while on the air. It's where he gets his best ideas.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 14, 2019 04:53 PM (C6Bub)

147
Ben looks like he should be riding around in a rusty pickup truck with a guy named 'Rowsdower'.



Barry "Big Tasty" Goldberg > Ben Shapiro


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 04:53 PM (m075u)

148
Yep. The retirement of over 40 Rs incumbents was also not helpful.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (ffYR/)


Perhaps a silver lining in the dark clouds? If they were 40 odd establican / RINO / DeepState / CoC and WSJ types, no big loss?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (

____________

Minnesota lost NeverTrumper Erik Paulsen and Radio Host Jason Lewis. In exchange we picked up the 1st and Eighth District.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2019 04:53 PM (kfj5i)

149 The Russia Report Might Be "Anti-Climactic"

So might John Huber's "indictments"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, having a glass of whine at January 14, 2019 04:53 PM (Z216Q)

150 The delusional crazies on the left fully expect Mueller's report to bring down the Trump presidency. They are eagerly awaiting the day CNN will show him being marched off to jail in handcuffs. Mueller will be dragged through the mud, the mob will turn on him. It's gonna be epic.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 14, 2019 04:53 PM (zmIJL)

151 Checkin' the temp on the candiru tank here boss !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 14, 2019 04:54 PM (5fNnO)

152 If the Mueller report was a spice it would be flour.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 14, 2019 04:54 PM (0/zKO)

153 Oh well. The SNL ganja heads will laugh hysterically anyway!
Posted by: Robert De Niro at January 14, 2019 04:52 PM (XiYjm)


Speaking of SNL, did that one douche off himself yet or did he follow the advise and get help?

Posted by: Sponge at January 14, 2019 04:54 PM (F4u7C)

154 NOOOooooOOooo OoooOooOo OOOooooOooOoo OOooOoooOo

Posted by: a semi-animatronic Cashew named Ray at January 14, 2019 04:54 PM (LL1Be)

155 (breaks the fourth wall and looks at the audience)
It's just a question of time before they notice Abigail you know.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2019 04:54 PM (37IEG)

156 91 I heard Ben Shapiro on the radio for the first time ever today.

He sounds like a coked-up Yorkie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)


He's a precocious teenager in a 35 yr old body.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2019 04:54 PM (NLLmE)

157 I saw The The open for Mister Mister in 1987 at CBGBs"

Lord, have mercy....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 14, 2019 04:54 PM (6qErC)

158 nah, we have to admit we got our ass kicked in 2018. But apparently, this is what happens to first term presidents, no matter how good things are going.

we should've got to 57 or so senators. and kept the house.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 14, 2019 04:54 PM (7J5t2)

159
Double-Plus Goodness:

The View coven displeased with Jonathan Karl's report.

https://tinyurl.com/yaqarbmn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 04:52 PM (ptqGC)


And it includes this gem from Sunny Hostin: Trump could still be a spy, because the "definition of spy is very broad."




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

160 either way, however, our 53 senators are decucked and ready to fight. except for mitt.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 14, 2019 04:55 PM (7J5t2)

161 I suppose this is true. We did not gain much in numbers, but did get a more solid Senate out of it too.

by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (ffYR/)


And PDT got his foil

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 14, 2019 04:55 PM (TAmPV)

162 Wait, no Russian collusion? Take some more time something might pop up yet.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2019 04:55 PM (/rm4P)

163 I heard Ben Shapiro on the radio for the first time ever today.

He sounds like a coked-up Yorkie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
...........

Give Hannity some of that shit and cut his show to 1/2 hour.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

164 153 Oh well. The SNL ganja heads will laugh hysterically anyway!
Posted by: Robert De Niro at January 14, 2019 04:52 PM (XiYjm)

Speaking of SNL, did that one douche off himself yet or did he follow the advise and get help?
Posted by: Sponge at January 14, 2019 04:54 PM (F4u7C)

Worse. He's alive and his other girlfriend, heroin, broke up with him too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:56 PM (bcbK8)

165 139
Ben's dad is Larry Csonka?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)


"Could've been worse."

- - Joe "Miracle in the Meadowlands" Pisarcik

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2019 04:56 PM (/9p9e)

166 Barry "Big Tasty" Goldberg > Ben Shapiro


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 04:53 PM (m075u)

Big Tasty was better in Drillbit Taylor.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 14, 2019 04:56 PM (0/zKO)

167 Ben tries to woo the ladies with his Twitchy-approved sick burnz and conservative thinktank pablum, but they all end up going home with some guy named Bolt Vanderhuge.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:56 PM (oZ6kz)

168 He's a precocious teenager in a 35 yr old body.
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2019 04:54 PM (NLLmE)

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at January 14, 2019 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

169 167 Ben tries to woo the ladies with his Twitchy-approved sick burnz and conservative thinktank pablum, but they all end up going home with some guy named Bolt Vanderhuge.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:56 PM (oZ6kz)

Chuck Manmeat

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:57 PM (bcbK8)

170 Hot Carl > Jonathan Karl

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2019 04:57 PM (s9DTK)

171 Minnesota lost NeverTrumper Erik Paulsen and Radio Host Jason Lewis. In exchange we picked up the 1st and Eighth District.





Posted by: rd at January 14, 2019 04:53 PM (kfj5i)

Were there pasties in that trade?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 04:57 PM (pLgt/)

172 "Speaking of SNL, did that one douche off himself yet or did he follow the advise and get help?
Posted by: Sponge"


Poor guy is now banging Kate Beckinsale if that counts as getting help. Apparently, he has something in common with Milton Berle which keeps the ladies interetsed.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 04:57 PM (OD2ni)

173 "Worse. He's alive and his other girlfriend, heroin, broke up with him too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:56 PM (bcbK "

Dan Crenshaw is becoming a viral superstar as a freshman representative, while Pete Davidson went from banging Arianna Grande and living in her $15 million dollar penthouse to living with his mom. Sometimes karma works just fine.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)

174 Wait until people realize Rosenstein isn't a bad guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 04:58 PM (/tuJf)

175 172 "Speaking of SNL, did that one douche off himself yet or did he follow the advise and get help?
Posted by: Sponge"


Poor guy is now banging Kate Beckinsale if that counts as getting help. Apparently, he has something in common with Milton Berle which keeps the ladies interetsed.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 04:57 PM (OD2ni)

He's got that big dick energy. And a drug dealer on speed dial. He's...he's doing all right. I predict a long, happy life for Petey.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:58 PM (bcbK8)

176 174 Wait until people realize Rosenstein isn't a bad guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 04:58 PM (/tuJf)

Can I still call him Rosenpenis?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:58 PM (bcbK8)

177 "Give Hannity some of that shit and cut his show to 1/2 hour.
Posted by: wth"


The other half hour can just be Sara Carter from a side profile.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 04:59 PM (OD2ni)

178 "He's got that big dick energy. And a drug dealer on speed dial. He's...he's doing all right. I predict a long, happy life for Petey.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:58 PM (bcbK "

You're just trying to juke us because you've got him in your deadpool. I'm grabbing those sweet 65 points in the next 5 years or so.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:59 PM (oZ6kz)

179 169 167 Ben tries to woo the ladies with his Twitchy-approved sick burnz and conservative thinktank pablum, but they all end up going home with some guy named Bolt Vanderhuge.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:56 PM (oZ6kz)

Chuck Manmeat
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:57 PM (bcbK

Big McLargehuge

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2019 04:59 PM (NWiLs)

180 Give Hannity some of that shit and cut his show to 1/2 hour.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

1/2 hour is easily done if hes not allowed to cum all over himself.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 04:59 PM (pLgt/)

181 It appears that, shockingly for a NYC developer, Trump is the most law abiding and ethical President we have had in my lifetime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:00 PM (dKbOt)

182 Ben Shapiro

Just another permanent sophomore in Conservatism Inc.


When his chrysalis shatters he will emerge as a nude and greasy Bill Kristol clone.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 14, 2019 05:00 PM (LL1Be)

183 Hot Carl > Jonathan Karl

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2019 04:57 PM (s9DTK)
..........

But first eat at Car's Jr.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2019 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

184 >>Can I still call him Rosenpenis?

I don't see why not.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 05:00 PM (/tuJf)

185 Carl's Jr. sheesh

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2019 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

186 Hunk Speedchunk

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 05:01 PM (m075u)

187
Wait until people realize Rosenstein isn't a bad guy. Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 04:58 PM (/tuJf)

Can I still call him Rosenpenis?


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:58 PM (bcbK


As long as you put The Magnificent before his name

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 14, 2019 05:01 PM (TAmPV)

188 When his chrysalis shatters he will emerge as a nude and greasy Bill Kristol clone.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 14, 2019 05:00 PM (LL1Be)
++++++++
* vomit *

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:01 PM (I2dne)

189 When his chrysalis shatters he will emerge as a nude and greasy Bill Kristol clone.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 14, 2019 05:00 PM (LL1Be)



Horrific visual.

Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2019 05:01 PM (NLLmE)

190 If Hannity would stop saying the same thing over and over again, he would be a 5 min news break

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 14, 2019 05:01 PM (bQtop)

191 I don't trust stories like this. I immediately assume they put this out there to lower Trump's guard knowing full well that the media and the Dems will shriek "smoking gun" regardless of what's in the report.

Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2019 05:02 PM (y87jW)

192 178 "He's got that big dick energy. And a drug dealer on speed dial. He's...he's doing all right. I predict a long, happy life for Petey.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:58 PM (bcbK "

You're just trying to juke us because you've got him in your deadpool. I'm grabbing those sweet 65 points in the next 5 years or so.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:59 PM (oZ6kz)

Guilty as charged. Mind you, I was wrong about Eddie Vedder.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:02 PM (bcbK8)

193 Lol. The Five showing The View hags interview with Karl, and their hope that Mueller will still find something on PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 05:02 PM (ptqGC)

194 190 If Hannity would stop saying the same thing over and over again, he would be a 5 min news break
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 14, 2019 05:01 PM (bQtop)

He's so annoying.

Posted by: peaches at January 14, 2019 05:02 PM (14URa)

195 The low key best part of the Space Mutiny episode is over the credits, the generic 80's song plays and the bots roast Mike about being a lonely 80's guy with feathered hair in his cherried out car getting rejected by a fat girl for being too drunk.

You are your precious 80's, Mike! It could've kept being the 70's if it wasn't for sure!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)

196 179 169 167 Ben tries to woo the ladies with his Twitchy-approved sick burnz and conservative thinktank pablum, but they all end up going home with some guy named Bolt Vanderhuge.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 04:56 PM (oZ6kz)

Chuck Manmeat
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:57 PM (bcbK

Big McLargehuge
Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2019 04:59 PM (NWiLs)

Biff Cannonarm

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:02 PM (bcbK8)

197 Just because it's a nothing report doesn't clear Rosenstein as being a bad guy. He allowed Mueller to run wild . He doesn't get credit just because Mueller couldn't find anything.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 14, 2019 05:02 PM (0/zKO)

198 190
If Hannity would stop saying the same thing over and over again, he would be a 5 min news break

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 14, 2019 05:01 PM (bQtop)

he needs to join Alanonanonanonanoanon.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:03 PM (pLgt/)

199 181 It appears that, shockingly for a NYC developer, Trump is the most law abiding and ethical President we have had in my lifetime.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:00 PM (dKbOt)


That is what I'm most skeptical about. While I believe the legal harassment should never have started, I have trouble believing Trump is that squeaky-clean.

Posted by: Emmie at January 14, 2019 05:03 PM (4HMW8)

200
When his chrysalis shatters he will emerge as a nude and greasy Bill Kristol clone.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 14, 2019 05:00 PM (LL1Be)

++++++++


Sweet jeebus. What an image.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

201 187
Wait until people realize Rosenstein isn't a bad guy. Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 04:58 PM (/tuJf)

Can I still call him Rosenpenis?


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 04:58 PM (bcbK


As long as you put The Magnificent before his name
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 14, 2019 05:01 PM (TAmPV)

*applauds*

Orson Wells finest work before the studios butchered it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:03 PM (bcbK8)

202 Yep. The retirement of over 40 Rs incumbents was also not helpful.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 04:47 PM (ffYR/)
\
I would say that the overwhelming majority of those were RINOs who saw the handwriting on the wall. They had no hope of winning another election so they retired in all their glory. So it was helpful.

Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2019 05:03 PM (mpXpK)

203 I can't believe Ben Shapiro is 34. I feel like he's always being positioned like he's some kind of Kid Uberprodigyconservative.

Posted by: Kensington at January 14, 2019 05:03 PM (y87jW)

204 158 nah, we have to admit we got our ass kicked in 2018. But apparently, this is what happens to first term presidents, no matter how good things are going.

we should've got to 57 or so senators. and kept the house.
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 14, 2019 04:54 PM (7J5t2)

-------

This.

We lost the turnout game in 2018. The Democrats were fired up. The hate made them broken glass voters.

The Republicans Congress did not give us any reason to turn out.

No Wall.
No Hillary Investigation
No Second Amendment Bills, no suppressor legalization or National Reciprocity
No Afghanistan pullout.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (kfj5i)

205 Carl's Jr couldn't take Cali anymore and moved to Nashville, and took the hot models with them

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (bQtop)

206
* takes a bow *

Posted by: mikeyG at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (LL1Be)

207 "He's got that big dick energy. And a drug dealer on speed dial. He's...he's doing all right. I predict a long, happy life for Petey.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo"


I actually thought Pete Davidson came off well in the Dan Crenshaw matter. He faced him like a man and took his lumps (figuratuvely).

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (OD2ni)

208 >>Just because it's a nothing report doesn't clear Rosenstein as being a bad guy.

You're right. The fact that he actually worked to protect Trump with Mueller makes him not a bad guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (/tuJf)

209 If Hannity would stop saying the same thing over and over again, he would be a 5 min news break

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Ha! He should trademark "The Clinton Bought and Paid for Dirty Dossier" - I hear it from him so many times a day its ridiculous now.

But I understand why it bears repeating...a freaking lot.

Posted by: Boswell at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (32YRo)

210 Lol. The Five showing The View hags interview with Karl, and their hope that Mueller will still find something on PDT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


That is the textbook definition of desperate.

2 years in and he doesn't have squat.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (sMMcg)

211 That is what I'm most skeptical about. While I
believe the legal harassment should never have started, I have trouble
believing Trump is that squeaky-clean.

Posted by: Emmie at January 14, 2019 05:03 PM (4HMW


Especially after eight years of squeaky-clean, transparent, not a smidgeon of corruption Barry O.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

212 I have trouble believing Trump is that squeaky-clean.
Posted by: Emmie at January 14, 2019 05:03 PM (4HMW

If I'd been looking for a pastor, I would have gone to church. Trump is the best thing that's happened to this country since the founding fathers bit the dust. Just hoping he/we can pull it off.

Posted by: peaches at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (14URa)

213 The Public Enemy is on TCM right now

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (BXMxN)

214 So the View Coven is doing politics.... heh, those witches should stick to Divining with Chicken Guts....

Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (90T4r)

215 That is what I'm most skeptical about. While I believe the legal harassment should never have started, I have trouble believing Trump is that squeaky-clean.
Posted by: Emmie at January 14, 2019 05:03 PM (4HMW
+++++++++
I suspect that he probably isn't. But there are other factors. Mueller wasn't given a blank check. He is investigating *something.* He can't just go completely wild. And even if there are skeletons in Trump's closet (again, I think it's likely), how long ago were they put there?

"Some bad things before" doesn't mean "actionable now" and also doesn't mean "in the scope of my investigation."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (I2dne)

216

Smells like Teen Spirit!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 14, 2019 05:05 PM (n2qRY)

217 When his chrysalis shatters he will emerge as a nude and greasy Bill Kristol clone.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 14, 2019 05:00 PM (LL1Be

---------

LOLOLOL.

Though, TBF, much as I dislike Shapiro, he's a lot smarter than Kristol. But then, so is Maxine Waters. How he was ever taken seriously is beyond me. He has the intellect of a middle-schooler.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 05:05 PM (AzW6q)

218 Dear redundant RIFed Federales

I really didnt want the 30 days to pass by. I begged
Nancy and Chuck to stay at the table. But Nancy went Hawaii and Chuck to God knows where, and the D Congresscritters froliced in PR while I hung around

So you know who to blame

Posted by: Donaldus Maximus at January 14, 2019 05:05 PM (iW7OB)

219 207 "He's got that big dick energy. And a drug dealer on speed dial. He's...he's doing all right. I predict a long, happy life for Petey.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo"


I actually thought Pete Davidson came off well in the Dan Crenshaw matter. He faced him like a man and took his lumps (figuratuvely).
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (OD2ni)

I didn't see the follow up. Was Petey high and giggling, as usual?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK8)

220 Ok, this white knight defense on Twitter, of Crazy-eyes Cortez's honor against Eeeevil Ben Shapiro, is hilariously bad.

Comparing their "Further Education":
Ocasio-C: Bartender: helpful, kind, good person
Shapiro: Harvard: actual evil. Can be thanked for the Iraq and Vietnam wars.

Nevermind they are comparing a job to a school. I thought their beloved Camera Hogg got accepted by Harvard! Are you telling your fellow lefties he signed up for evil and you are ok with that?

Also love how they height shame Shapiro. That is classic height privilege you jerk!

https://twitter.com/CentralInDSA/status/1084844737784410112

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 05:06 PM (hvf9s)

221 I have trouble
believing Trump is that squeaky-clean.


Why ?

It's not like he is a lawyer or anything.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 14, 2019 05:06 PM (LL1Be)

222 Trump's biggest mistake was not appointing a Special Counsel for Hillary, and another one for Spying on his Campaign. Fight fire with fire.

Mueller would have been shut down in three months.

President Donald Trump unilaterally disarmed.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2019 04:49 PM (kfj5i)




This. We should have a half dozen SC ivestigations running right now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:06 PM (dKbOt)

223 Squeaky Clean President's..... have been some of the biggest dunces and malefactors in our history....

Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:06 PM (90T4r)

224 I have trouble believing Trump is that squeaky-clean.
Posted by: Emmie

I see squeaky-clean is the standard now - too bad that wasn't applied to, oh, I don't know:

Obama
Clinton
LBJ
Kennedy
FDR
etc
etc

Posted by: Boswell at January 14, 2019 05:07 PM (32YRo)

225 In other news, I'm marinating a pork loin roast in bourbon, coarse mustard, brown sugar, honey, salt, black pepper, and sriracha.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

226 "I didn't see the follow up. Was Petey high and giggling, as usual?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK "

That's what bugs me the most about Davidson. Yeah he's a douche, a lot of people are douches, but he's worse at corpsing on camera than Jimmy Fallon, and I didn't think that was possible. Guy can't get through a single sketch without chuckling.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 05:07 PM (oZ6kz)

227 You're right. The fact that he actually worked to protect Trump with Mueller makes him not a bad guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 05:04 PM (/tuJf)

How did he work to protect Trump? This is a new spin you're putting out. You forget about him signing off on warrants?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 14, 2019 05:07 PM (0/zKO)

228 As long as it's not long pork....

Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:07 PM (90T4r)

229 Anyone looking to dump Gillette - I've used Schick razors for years. Not too bad.

Posted by: Toots McFudgsickle at January 14, 2019 05:07 PM (h0xYE)

230 So he's a climactic denier? I didn't know they allowed them on news shows.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 14, 2019 05:07 PM (VaN/j)

231 225 In other news, I'm marinating a pork loin roast in bourbon, coarse mustard, brown sugar, honey, salt, black pepper, and sriracha.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

That's like zombie flaunting her girlfriend at us...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:08 PM (bcbK8)

232 225 In other news, I'm marinating a pork loin roast in bourbon, coarse mustard, brown sugar, honey, salt, black pepper, and sriracha.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Jane, sounds delish!
still praying for you and yours. smooch!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2019 05:08 PM (d7Ww2)

233

Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix and Ben's Sister should have a tit-off.

Posing
Interview
Nip-Fight

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 14, 2019 05:08 PM (n2qRY)

234 What did Gillette do???

Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:08 PM (90T4r)

235 225 In other news, I'm marinating a pork loin roast in bourbon, coarse mustard, brown sugar, honey, salt, black pepper, and sriracha.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

drool...

Posted by: IC at January 14, 2019 05:08 PM (a0IVu)

236 *smooches back at nurse ratched*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

237 225 In other news, I'm marinating a pork loin roast in bourbon, coarse mustard, brown sugar, honey, salt, black pepper, and sriracha.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

Oh yeah, I'm gonna tap me some of that brown sugar, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Coarse mustard at January 14, 2019 05:09 PM (NWiLs)

238 I suspect that he probably isn't. But there are other factors. Mueller wasn't given a blank check. He is investigating *something.* He can't just go completely wild. And even if there are skeletons in Trump's closet (again, I think it's likely), how long ago were they put there?

"Some bad things before" doesn't mean "actionable now" and also doesn't mean "in the scope of my investigation."
Posted by: Joe Mannix


What is it that he could have done? He's literally had to give the IRS and NYS auditors office space in his companies for years.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:09 PM (sMMcg)

239 Wait, zombie has a girlfriend????

Posted by: lin-duh at January 14, 2019 05:09 PM (eSAWM)

240 Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix and Ben's Sister should have a tit-off.

-------

Why? That's like watching Conor MacGregor fight that little boy drag queen what goes to the gay bars.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 05:09 PM (AzW6q)

241 5
In other news, I'm marinating a pork loin roast in bourbon, coarse
mustard, brown sugar, honey, salt, black pepper, and sriracha.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

Yum. anyone tried shooting one up with marinade? I got one a dem big needles.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:09 PM (pLgt/)

242 236
*smooches back at nurse ratched*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)


Wuh? What'd I miss?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)

243 226 "I didn't see the follow up. Was Petey high and giggling, as usual?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK "

That's what bugs me the most about Davidson. Yeah he's a douche, a lot of people are douches, but he's worse at corpsing on camera than Jimmy Fallon, and I didn't think that was possible. Guy can't get through a single sketch without chuckling.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 05:07 PM (oZ6kz)

Petey makes Jimmy Fallon look like an elder statesman of comedy. No, he makes Jimmy Fallon's impression of French Stewart look like an elder statesman of comedy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (bcbK8)

244 Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!
Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

Posted by: coled-up yorkie at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (Evws/)

245 What is it that he could have done? He's literally had to give the IRS and NYS auditors office space in his companies for years.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:09 PM (sMMcg)
+++++++++++
It's a generally dirty business, especially in NYC with it's mafia, union and government corruption. I would be surprised if he never once stepped off the straight and narrow. But I am not his secretary and I don't know. It would shock me not at all, and I also don't care.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (I2dne)

246 181 It appears that, shockingly for a NYC developer, Trump is the most law abiding and ethical President we have had in my lifetime.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:00 PM (dKbOt)

That is what I'm most skeptical about. While I believe the legal harassment should never have started, I have trouble believing Trump is that squeaky-clean.

Posted by: Emmie at January 14, 2019 05:03 PM (4HMW




When you are a developer, to-the-manor-born, you will have had accountants and lawyers overseeing every deal you ever made. You aren't a guy who started as a contractor on a shoestring.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (dKbOt)

247 I was gonna say "AOC and Ben should just fuck already and get it over with," but yes, Abigail and AOC sounds like a much more appealing combination.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (oZ6kz)

248 That is what I'm most skeptical about. While I believe the legal harassment should never have started, I have trouble believing Trump is that squeaky-clean.
Posted by: Emmie at January 14, 2019 05:03 PM (4HMW
---------

He probably isn't, Emmie. But, he's certainly presidenting in a conservative way on most things and to me (and I suspect to you) that's the most important thing. Besides, I do believe that people can change and I believe he did change for the better on the abortion issue. So I can believe that he's good in other areas too no matter what his past may or may not have been.

The more the lefties hate him, the more I like him.

Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (U5tDi)

249 Who names their kid "French" anyway?

I always thought that was really weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (AzW6q)

250 Add me to the Rosenstein defenders.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (y7DUB)

251 236
*smooches back at nurse ratched*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

*opens arms*
Group hug!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (pLgt/)

252 Mueller was nothing but a cleaner hired to purge all evidence of Obama/Clinton malfeasance under the guise of investigating Trump. He should have never been allowed in the door. Everything is now....disappeared.

Posted by: Toots McFudgsickle at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (h0xYE)

253
Anyone looking to dump Gillette - I've used Schick razors for years. Not too bad.
Posted by: Toots McFudgsickle


Get your Schick out and shave!

https://youtu.be/-Qd1F0H_IPo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (aKsyK)

254 233

Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix and Ben's Sister should have a tit-off.

Posing
Interview
Nip-Fight
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 14, 2019 05:08 PM (n2qRY)

So what exactly does a Nip-Fight look like? Is there jello involved?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 14, 2019 05:11 PM (RD7QR)

255 OT: Is Charles' Oman's 'The Dark Ages' worth reading?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)

256 In other news, I'm marinating a pork loin roast in bourbon, coarse mustard, brown sugar, honey, salt, black pepper, and sriracha.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

I'll be over for dinner in an hour

Posted by: Boswell at January 14, 2019 05:11 PM (32YRo)

257 Anyone looking to dump Gillette - I've used Schick razors for years. Not too bad.
Posted by: Toots McFudgsickle


I use Dollar Shave Club.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:11 PM (sMMcg)

258 Who names their kid "French" anyway?

I always thought that was really weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++++
You shut your mouth, Buffy!

Posted by: Mr. French at January 14, 2019 05:11 PM (I2dne)

259 253
Anyone looking to dump Gillette - I've used Schick razors for years. Not too bad.
Posted by: Toots McFudgsickle

Get your Schick out and shave!

https://youtu.be/-Qd1F0H_IPo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (aKsyK)

Those darned mixed up zombies!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)

260 Well, first day back wasn't too bad. My desk wasn't nearly the mess I thought it would be. My boss left a nice note on my desk. Stayed busy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2019 05:12 PM (dUJdY)

261
If there was anything all that bad about PDT it would've come out during the election.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 14, 2019 05:12 PM (TAmPV)

262 Wait, zombie has a girlfriend????



NTTIAWWT.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:12 PM (dKbOt)

263 >>How did he work to protect Trump? This is a new spin you're putting out. You forget about him signing off on warrants?

It's not spin and the NYT article of the other day helps point out what was happening. McCabe and his corrupt crew had already opened up a counterintelligence investigation against Trump because he fired McCabe. That was it. Not a shred of evidence, just firing Comey. And there was no stopping it, not in any practical political way.

The appointment of Mueller, who Trump had interviewed the day before his appointment, removed that investigation from the corrupt FBI and put it under Rosenstein's control. And after that over a dozen senior people at the FBI and DOJ (as Trump just mentioned again today) were fired, demoted or forced to retire.

And now Mueller is going to effectively clear Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 05:12 PM (/tuJf)

264 Did anyone mention that the main page formatting is screwed up because of something in the sidebar?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 14, 2019 05:12 PM (JcXHH)

265 Dollar Shave Club - seconded.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 14, 2019 05:12 PM (LL1Be)

266 Mueller etc. ought to count themselves lucky. PDT has literally MOABed assholes for less.

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2019 05:12 PM (FhXTo)

267 Anyone looking to dump Gillette - I've used Schick razors for years. Not too bad.

Posted by: Toots McFudgsickle



Get your Schick out and shave!



https://youtu.be/-Qd1F0H_IPo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (aKsyK)

Old timey safety razor for the win.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 05:12 PM (t6MX/)

268 Though, TBF, much as I dislike Shapiro, he's a lot smarter than Kristol. But then, so is Maxine Waters. How he was ever taken seriously is beyond me. He has the intellect of a middle-schooler.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 05:05 PM (AzW6q)

For some reason, my local talk station seems to think it has pulled off some sort of coup by putting Ben Shapiro on at 6 pm. That...is some of the most boring, insipid programming available to the public.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 14, 2019 05:13 PM (2shuf)

269 Rosensteins first priority was protecting his inner circle of careerists. Why he picked Mueller

The dirty secret is that he and Jimmy Drama care more about advancement than politics. Jimmy was going to be Hillarys AG and Rod was going to move up too

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2019 05:13 PM (iW7OB)

270 Talentless Leslie Jones is the same way. She breaks on every sketch. She's so bad at actual acting that the most frequent character she plays is "Leslie Jones."

I'm sure Cecily Strong and dykey Kate McKinnon are garbage people also, but at least they're talented and almost never corpse or break character. And Cecily is a dime.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 05:13 PM (oZ6kz)

271 Will try again.... did Gillette do something bad???

Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:13 PM (90T4r)

272 239 Wait, zombie has a girlfriend????
Posted by: lin-duh at January 14, 2019 05:09 PM (eSAWM)

Maybe. Zombie was linking a very busty MAGA girl in their nic and claiming they were dating.

I can't touch either of them, or that pork loin, but still a lot of drooling going on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:13 PM (bcbK8)

273 The fact that he actually worked to protect Trump with Mueller makes him not a bad guy.

-----

I don't the Rosenstein-as-white-hat is very probable, though I guess it's possible.

But him and Mueller working as a team to protect Trump beggars belief. I just can't see that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 05:13 PM (AzW6q)

274 Group hug!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob



Now think how a newcomer would read this post and nic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (fuK7c)

275 still, it will be a smear, a condemnation filled with innuendo, less than a recommendation of criminal indictment, but enough to bring on impeachment.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (Pg+x7)

276 So, anti-climactic?

Does that mean I won't climax?

Posted by: Chris Mathews at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (ZxU8C)

277 271 Will try again.... did Gillette do something bad???
Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:13 PM (90T4r)

Jah. They 'came out' against 'toxic masculinity'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK8)

278 And now the blog is getting so small I can barely read it, thanks

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (bQtop)

279 Anything less than "Obama, Hillary, Yates, Comey, Rice, Powers, Brennan, Bruce Ohr, Nellie Ohr, Fusion's Board of Directors, Steele, Stzrok & Page and any other miserable f*ck who conceived or aided 'Crossfire Hurricane' needs to be in jail" is a whitewash.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (koNhm)

280 Comey not McCabe

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

281 Will try again.... did Gillette do something bad???


Teller's been carrying him for years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (m075u)

282 Jane, I missed the details of what happened in your life last week that was terrible. But I hope things are getting a little better and you know you are loved! <3

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (hvf9s)

283 Will try again.... did Gillette do something bad???
Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:13 PM (90T4r)
+++++++++
Started (or joined into) some cause about how "boys will be boys" is bad and we need to all work together - from society to the purveyors of men's products like Gillette - to make a kinder, better form of masculinity for Current Year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (I2dne)

284 Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 05:12 PM (/tuJf)

Why did Rosenstein sign off on the warrants?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (0/zKO)

285 270 Talentless Leslie Jones is the same way. She breaks on every sketch. She's so bad at actual acting that the most frequent character she plays is "Leslie Jones."

I'm sure Cecily Strong and dykey Kate McKinnon are garbage people also, but at least they're talented and almost never corpse or break character. And Cecily is a dime.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 05:13 PM (oZ6kz)

I would bang Kate McKinnon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:15 PM (bcbK8)

286 Not only is Mueller's report anticlimactic, it stinks like a urine soaked 6 month old rotting dead shark.

Posted by: Jonathan HáKarl at January 14, 2019 05:15 PM (/qEW2)

287 So this, elite, highly paid, all-knowing seeker of truth is an ignoramus? Anit-climatic??

Or, maybe it's just a head fake and Trump will be indicted for extinction of polar bears.

Posted by: smilin jack at January 14, 2019 05:15 PM (yDxHh)

288 271 Will try again.... did Gillette do something bad???
Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:13 PM (90T4r)
-------------

I believe they went "woke" so they're going to work on broke.

Maybe even went so far as to do something gender-bending with shaving.

I don't have the details nor did I sleep at a Super * last night so, grain of salt and all that.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 05:15 PM (qC1Sy)

289 So Gillette is only gonna market lady razors and bush trimmers... check...

Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:15 PM (90T4r)

290 Does that mean I won't climax?
Posted by: Chris Mathews at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (ZxU8C)
++++++++++++
You haven't climaxed since the second Obama inaugural.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:15 PM (I2dne)

291
And now the blog is getting so small I can barely read it, thanks

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM


the pool water was very cold

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2019 05:15 PM (KCxzN)

292 Mueller was nothing but a cleaner hired to purge all evidence of Obama/Clinton malfeasance

"He's nothing but an errand boy hired by grocery clerks..."

Posted by: Boswell at January 14, 2019 05:15 PM (32YRo)

293 Interesting.

Super 8, not Super *.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM (qC1Sy)

294 OT: Is Charles' Oman's 'The Dark Ages' worth reading?
-----
Probably, if his "Art of War in the Middle Ages" is anything to judge by.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM (Hx3Yn)

295 So Gillette is only gonna market lady razors and bush trimmers... check...
Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:15 PM (90T4r)
+++++++++
They'll market the men's products. I hope they don't sell many.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM (I2dne)

296 Muellers mandate from Rosenstein meant that no one at the DOJ FBI could go after Hillary, which covered for all the rat fuck careerists who had thrown in with Hillary

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM (iW7OB)

297
"this report is almost certain to be anti-climactic."

---

*triuqs*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM (sPus4)

298 Now think how a newcomer would read this post and nic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (fuK7c)

The ettes never want to hug me. and I'm such a giver.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM (pLgt/)

299 If you have to ask Gilette did something bad by parroting a half-retarded social justice meme designed to degrade and mock traditional male roles in society. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (ZxU8C)

300 Anyone looking to dump Gillette - I've used Schick razors for years. Not too bad.
Posted by: Toots McFudgsickle

Get your Schick out and shave!

https://youtu.be/-Qd1F0H_IPo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 05:10 PM (

I have had lousy luck with Schick razors. They had a flex razor that absolutely s--ked, and their Quattro just plain failed.

My favorite was the Gillette Excel, a two (2!) blade razor, except the refills cost as much as their new five blade razors.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (kfj5i)

301 Zombie is a dude.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (BXMxN)

302 They leaked the same thing in December, and suggested he's winding down the investigation then. Just held on a little longer, until the House Committee on Unprogressive Activities can get wound up. They're already working on censoring Representative King for saying things they don't want to hear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (39g3+)

303 So much winning. I am now ways tired yet. Maga baby. Yeah!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (0OmEj)

304 Who names their kid "French" anyway?

I always thought that was really weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


*cough cough
Posted by: French Stewart's parents.
(Third Rock from the Sun)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (sMMcg)

305 >>> Will try again.... did Gillette do something bad???

Terrible ad basically telling their client base, men, they are all toxic. Because that is how you win friends and influence people!!

Madison Avenue has not yet learned "get woke go broke" is a proven theory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (hvf9s)

306 Ace!
Front page!
Fix sidebar!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

307 The only thing anti-climatic is Global Warming denial, H8rs!

Oh, yeah, almost forgot ... OrangeMan Bad!

Posted by: NPC_11100011 at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (DMUuz)

308 Gillette's coming out with a pink and blue razor?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (pLgt/)

309 Hell, I'll just use another razor brand.... Gillette = Dick's in my world.....

Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:18 PM (90T4r)

310 If Gillette went wrong I blame the Midwest.

They were always fine as a Boston company. The only brand I've been able to count on since I started shaving.

Since they got bought by Cincinatti who knows what's up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2019 05:18 PM (fuK7c)

311 The ettes never want to hug me. and I'm such a giver.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM (pLgt/)
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If I ever come to Arizona, I'll hug you. But I want Heidi as a witness so I don't wind up in the stew pot by "accident."

Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2019 05:18 PM (U5tDi)

312 301 Zombie is a dude.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (BXMxN)

Hasn't been confirmed one way or the other.

And I'm ok with Zombie staying private on that.

But that girl in the profile link was a smoke show, regardless.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK8)

313 174 Wait until people realize Rosenstein isn't a bad guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 04:58 PM (/tuJf)


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Quick question: Hillary illegally passed through tens of millions of dollars from state campaigns to her campaign and the DNC.

Everybody knows this, and Congress actually referred the charges to Rosenstein at the DoJ, why hasn't Rosenpenis investigated this and charged her and associates for this felony?

Posted by: MAGA at January 14, 2019 05:19 PM (TGZP6)

314 Zombie is a dude.
Posted by: steevy


Ixnay on the guesswork. Seriously.
Zombie lives & works behind enemy lines. And they have tried to out zombie before.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:19 PM (sMMcg)

315 Operation Squirrel is winding down now that the DNC emails and Hillary's disaster are being forgotten by the base.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 05:19 PM (39g3+)

316 Zombie is neither male nor female. Zombie is an ideal. And ideals, Mr. Creedy, are bulletproof.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)

317 We needs to end this redickulous shutdawn because it is beginering to effect the Brattleboro Gay and Lesbain poulatian. This bothers us and the Brattlebororo pooperlation very much making us hate Trump even moor !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 14, 2019 05:19 PM (qM84C)

318 Gillette is following the Dick's bold strategy of insulting the majority of their customers in order to score points with beta males and women who don't shave anything.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 14, 2019 05:19 PM (HmZuC)

319 The ettes never want to hug me. and I'm such a giver.

{{hugs Cannibal Bob}}

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2019 05:19 PM (dUJdY)

320 Madison Avenue has not yet learned "get woke go broke" is a proven theory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0
Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (hvf9s)
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I only read about it. That ad is not only offensive and stupid, it's all a by-the-numbers progressive farce. These people have had one of the best ads on TV the past month or so and then they go *here?* What a bunch of asshats.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (I2dne)

321
Except there is a russian conspiracy, it was just the hillary did it.
But as everybody has said, it is just an investigation to hide and distort the corruption and crimes of the previous administration.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (r+sAi)

322 Hannity can't go to a half-hour show, because then he wouldn't have enough time to cut off his guests mid-sentence.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (sy5kK)

323 294 OT: Is Charles' Oman's 'The Dark Ages' worth reading?
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Probably, if his "Art of War in the Middle Ages" is anything to judge by.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM (Hx3Yn)

Thanks.
Amazon has his kindle edition of 'The Middle Ages' on sale for $.99.

Wasn't sure if it was worth the time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK8)

324 My favorite was the Gillette Excel, a two (2!) blade razor, except the refills cost as much as their new five blade razors.



Posted by: rd at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM (kfj5i)

Those were the best, then they added a third blade, then a fourth, I think, . . . , and started to charge $5 a blade. That's when I switched to a safety razor and shave soap instead of that foaming crap in a can.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (t6MX/)

325 Just checked the main page. Holy FUBAR!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (ffYR/)

326 >>> If I ever come to Arizona, I'll hug you. But I want Heidi as a witness so I don't wind up in the stew pot by "accident."

Nevar. If he eats you, who will put his hobo stew recipe into the next Horde cookbook???

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (hvf9s)

327 311 The ettes never want to hug me. and I'm such a giver.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM (pLgt/)

I'd hug you, CB. just as long as insom is there with me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (d7Ww2)

328 Never used Gillette in my life.


#CheapStoreBrands FTW!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (m075u)

329 Dollar Shave Club 4 blade. Happy as hell with them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (sMMcg)

330 If I ever come to Arizona, I'll hug you. But I want Heidi as a witness so I don't wind up in the stew pot by "accident."





Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2019 05:18 PM (U5tDi)

See the 'ettes a beautiful and smart.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (pLgt/)

331 But that girl in the profile link was a smoke show, regardless.



I liked the zombie4.jpg. Exotic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (dKbOt)

332 296 Muellers mandate from Rosenstein meant that no one at the DOJ FBI could go after Hillary, which covered for all the rat fuck careerists who had thrown in with Hillary
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM (iW7OB)

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Agree. Rosenstein basically told Mueller to go after Trump like a rabid pit bull.

Posted by: MAGA at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (TGZP6)

333 the Brattlebororo pooperlation
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Just highlighting this for posterity.

Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (U5tDi)

334 Hey Ace!

You blew out the margins on the rights side with that last story.

Could you fix it on your way to the barrel?

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (kfj5i)

335 No offense intended but since when did "New York Times says...." become anything more reliable or quotable than dogsh-t on a shoe?

Posted by: Toots McFudgsickle at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (h0xYE)

336 >>Why did Rosenstein sign off on the warrants?

Warrant. 1. Singular. The fourth renewal for Page.

And as I've pointed our here numerous times when he testified to Congress he said that what he signed is not what has been publicly discussed and he was happy to be interviewed by Horowitz and confident his investigation would clear him.

Trump has been saying over and over again that he likes Rosenstein. Sarah Sanders has been saying the same thing. He's invited him to the White House for personal functions. He helped bring Kavanaugh to Congress. He is even letting him retire on his own timeline rather than forcing him out as he has with other people he didn't want around.

Rosenstein was dropped into a shitty situation but Trump is going to emerge unscathed and no matter how much they whine the left is not going to convince many people that somehow Mueller went from a great guy who needed to be protected to a Trump buttboy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (/tuJf)

337 These people have had one of the best ads on TV the past month or so and then they go *here?*

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Past several years. It's really, really hard to impress me with an ad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (AzW6q)

338 I'm not a hugger, but if I was a hugger, you would be on my hug list, Jewell.....

Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (90T4r)

339 Creamo shave cream. Haven't used anything in a can since.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (koNhm)

340 322 Hannity can't go to a half-hour show, because then he wouldn't have enough time to cut off his guests mid-sentence.

Yeah, because I was . . . *thud*

Posted by: Alan Colmes at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (ZxU8C)

341 #CheapStoreBrands FTW!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (m075u)

yeppers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (pLgt/)

342 292 Mueller was nothing but a cleaner hired to purge all evidence of Obama/Clinton malfeasance

"He's nothing but an errand boy hired by grocery clerks..."
Posted by: Boswell at January 14, 2019 05:15 PM (32YRo)

"They lie. And we have to be generous with those who lie..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (bcbK8)

343 The ettes never want to hug me. and I'm such a giver.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM


How 'bout the 'rons? Are the 'rons wanting to hug you?

Time to consider the PR firm that Zod is using?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (DMUuz)

344 Dollar Shave Club 4 blade. Happy as hell with them.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (sMMcg)
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I get about 3/4 the time out of them that I got with my Gillette three-blade. They are way less than the 3/4 the price, though, so it works out in my favor easily.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:22 PM (I2dne)

345 If Mueller clears Trump its because he didnt find anything

Trump is clean because he learned from Roy Cohn. If you want to be big, always lawyer up and never be seen to cross a line

Trump stuck to this even when his penis didnt

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2019 05:22 PM (iW7OB)

346 Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (90T4r)

aww.. thanks

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2019 05:22 PM (dUJdY)

347 The sidebar reminds me of typing class when I'd forget to set the margins on a manual typewriter.

Yeah, I'm that old.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 05:22 PM (qC1Sy)

348 Burma Shave

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 14, 2019 05:22 PM (FLMnD)

349 Past several years. It's really, really hard to impress me with an ad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (AzW6q)
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I meant that the ad had been around for a month or so. Apologies for the ambiguity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:23 PM (I2dne)

350 Camerota and Cuomo are both challenging democrats on their border wall/shutdown stance. When you've lost CNN, Trump haters, you know it's time for...Let's Make A Deal!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 14, 2019 05:23 PM (zmIJL)

351 Dollar shave club does good blades. The kim hause approves.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 14, 2019 05:23 PM (0OmEj)

352 No offense intended but since when did "New York Times says...." become anything more reliable or quotable than dogsh-t on a shoe?



Admission against interest.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:23 PM (dKbOt)

353 Oh, new troll.

Must be a slow day at HotAir.

I'm kidding. They're all slow over at HotAir.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:23 PM (bcbK8)

354 Creamo shave cream. Haven't used anything in a can since.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (koNhm)
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I picked some up at Marshall's a few years ago for my son's Christmas stocking and he loved it. Said it was the best shave cream ever.

Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2019 05:23 PM (U5tDi)

355 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (1XAal)

356 Lol. Ace is desperately looking for any potential chance Trump isn't coming out of this as a proven Russian asset.

If Trump's mouth is moving. He is lying.
Posted by: Nixon was a petty thief in comparison at January 14, 2019 05:22 PM (9H1mE)
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That the best you got? Keep fuckin' that chicken, bro.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (I2dne)

357 How can Cohen's testimony to the House impact his sentence unless the d's already plan to get Barr recuse himself?

Posted by: Ever at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (1Zh0U)

358 Did the Rachel Maddow Troll bus crash into the AOS HQ?

They have a lot of time on their hands now that they've been furloughed from the Swamp.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (ZxU8C)

359 Alan Colmes was an idiot, but at least he was an amiable, likable idiot. The left used to be more that way, and it served them well. Now they're all that professor lady at Mizzou who became a meme for shrewish tyrants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (39g3+)

360 f I ever come to Arizona, I'll hug you. But I want Heidi as a witness so I don't wind up in the stew pot by "accident."
Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2019 05:18 PM


Stew? You're way more of a fine filet, er, filly, er, ah, heck, I'm going to quit while I'm behind ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (DMUuz)

361 343 The ettes never want to hug me. and I'm such a giver.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM

How 'bout the 'rons? Are the 'rons wanting to hug you?

Time to consider the PR firm that Zod is using?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (DMUuz)

Where is Zod?

I need me another tale of 'Sun-in-hair'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (bcbK8)

362 Ace broke his own blog again.(shakes head)

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (BXMxN)

363 Ace is desperately looking for any potential chance Trump isn't coming out of this as a proven Russian asset.


First there would have to be some evidence that he was. So far, bubkis, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (dKbOt)

364 If Trump's mouth is moving. He is lying.
Posted by: Nixon was a petty thief in comparison at January 14, 2019 05:22 PM

If Obama's lips are moving he's giving a bj.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (zmIJL)

365 Posted by: Nixon was a petty thief in comparison at January 14, 2019 05:22 PM (9H1mE)

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Your Mom just called. She needs you to go upstairs to help her shave her back.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (ffYR/)

366 Um, the side bar margins are totally blown out on my phone ....

Posted by: Yo! at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (1XAal)

367 Rosenstein was dropped into a shitty situation but Trump is going to emerge unscathed and no matter how much they whine the left is not going to convince many people that somehow Mueller went from a great guy who needed to be protected to a Trump buttboy.

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The left can switch how they feel about an individual faster than a 15 year old school girl.

See James Comey.

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (sX1BW)

368 "Dollar Shave Club 4 blade. Happy as hell with them."

Really?

I dumped Harry's because of their social stand, and could use a replacement.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (cqNba)

369 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK
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Oman is pretty readable, given that he's a late-nineteenth century historian. There's a good flow to his style, which is why I suppose his books are still reprinted.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (Hx3Yn)

370 I'm kidding. They're all slow over at HotAir.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:23 PM (bcbK

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I was just saying the other day to my brother, that HA must be using bots to juice their numbers. No way, no how could a site with that little user engagement be driving enough uniques to land ad dollars.

No. Freaking. Way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

371 Posted by: Nixon was a petty thief in comparison at January 14, 2019 05:22 PM (9H1mE)
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"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (qC1Sy)

372 THE ANTICLIMAX MACHINE IN MY LIFESUPPORT CHAIRPOD MAKES ME MEAN AND ANGRY SO THAT I CAN EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!
Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep! at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (n2qRY)


This is such a strange sock puppet.

Posted by: Max Power at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (QCc6B)

373 Their "smoking gun" is a room temperature pop tart in the vague shape of a pistol.

Posted by: RKae at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (LurX2)

374 4 blades is for amateurs. I'm working on a shaver that has 10 blades. I'm gonna corner the market!!!!! The others will never catch up!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (pLgt/)

375 Sidebar has gone cuckoo.

Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (eAZVt)

376 OT: Pitch Meeting guy does Ghostbusters reboot. Good for a few "lulz"

Posted by: Horus Heresy at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (DB16e)

377 The dislikes on the Gillette ad far outnumber the likes. Maybe there is hope for humanity yet.

That, or it is a brigade of Russian Bots!!!!

Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (hvf9s)

378 I once had testicular tortion. NOW that hurt....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 14, 2019 04:39

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Ouch. That's a new one to me. As child or adult.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (Dhht7)

379 The thing is by this point, the left is so invested in this Trump as Russian Stooge story, against all facts and all evidence that nothing can get them to budge from it. Its like the people who are CERTAIN that chemtrails are keeping us from seeing the lizard people who run our government. Truth doesn't even come into it. Its a religious tenet now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (39g3+)

380 "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."

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If I don't like my doctor, can I still keep my doctor?

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (sX1BW)

381

Do you suppose if the report actually turns out to be the pants-load of a non-event predicted here, that Trump will roast Mueller mercilessly with public ridicule, possibly using really nasty material he's been holding back? If only there were a way to predict the outcome based on past events...

I just hope Trump doesn't liken Mueller's head to a block of blue cheese. That would be un-Presidential.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (sPus4)

382 Their "smoking gun" is a room temperature pop tart in the vague shape of a pistol.
Posted by: RKae at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (LurX2)
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If it's good enough to suspend a kindergartner, it's enough to impeach a president!

/sarc, in case non-obvious

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (I2dne)

383 Rosensteins appointment order for Mueller is also problematic. He added language that went beyond the special counsel regulations intended to keep someone like Mueller on a tight leash. Then he let Mueller frolic and never yanked the chain

FFS he let Mueller raid the office of Trumps lawyer

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (iW7OB)

384 380 "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."

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If I don't like my doctor, can I still keep my doctor?
Posted by: SH at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (sX1BW)

What if my dog's Vet is a MILF? Can I keep her?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (bcbK8)

385 I get about 3/4 the time out of them that I got with my Gillette three-blade. They are way less than the 3/4 the price, though, so it works out in my favor easily.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Yeah. Just got the email that the blades are going up to $7 from $6 for a four pack.

A blade lasts me a week usually. So $7 a month ain't bad. You can't buy a Gillette or Schick blade for $7 bucks, let alone four.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (sMMcg)

386 Funny troll with the stampy-foot rhetoric.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (m075u)

387 "Alan Colmes was an idiot, but at least he was an amiable, likable idiot. The left used to be more that way, and it served them well. Now they're all that professor lady at Mizzou who became a meme for shrewish tyrants.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


I had a hard time getting mad at Colmes after 9/11. He was a bawling mess over Barabara Olson and I got the sense he was a good guy off camera.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM (OD2ni)

388 If I don't like my doctor, can I still keep my doctor?
Posted by: SH at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (sX1BW)

What if my dog's Vet is a MILF? Can I keep her?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Only if she follows you home.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM (sMMcg)

389 What if my dog's Vet is a MILF? Can I keep her?

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The dog or the MILF?

Difficult choices.

Posted by: SH at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM (sX1BW)

390 When I shave, it's after a hot shower and I don't use anything but water as the lubricant. Am I odd in this?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM (dKbOt)

391 355
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at January 14, 2019 05:24 PM (1XAal)

Finally.
The voice, and word, of reason.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM (sy5kK)

392 http://twitter.com/realSaavedra

Here's a response of Trump's to Sandy Occasion-Cortez calling him a racist

(Scroll 3/4 way down)

Dandy sady replies

I worked a bar for years; I know these guys like the back of my hand, We got under his skin.


Who's "We She's using the royal "We'?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM (AllCR)

393 Lol. Ace is desperately looking for any potential chance Trump isn't coming out of this as a proven Russian asset.

If Trump's mouth is moving. He is lying.

Posted by: Nixon

Trolls of world, unite! - take the form of Nixon!

Posted by: Boswell at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM (32YRo)

394 Creamo shave cream. Haven't used anything in a can since.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (koNhm)



Same here with Taylor of Old Bond Street Shave Soap.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (t6MX/)

395 Testiculat torsion is bad juju..... saw a manly man coworker writhing in agony with that.... 400' below ground in the mine.... had to carry him out on a stretcher...

Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (90T4r)

396 Was it Noxema that used the song The Stripper for their shave cream commercial Bank in the day? That was David Rose music right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (FLMnD)

397 It is pretty impressive when you blow the margins in the sidebar.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (dNzKv)

398 Who got deleted?

My post numbers are now different

Posted by: Yo! at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (1XAal)

399 My favorite was the Gillette Excel, a two (2!) blade razor, except the refills cost as much as their new five blade razors.
Posted by: rd at January 14, 2019 05:17 PM
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Dollar Shave Club. Good quality and cheap. They also make it easy to change or cancel any order. Also cheap. Wide variety to choose from. Did I mention that they are cheap?

Bonus: the owner/founder seems to be a really toxic male.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (NtglE)

400 369 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK
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Oman is pretty readable, given that he's a late-nineteenth century historian. There's a good flow to his style, which is why I suppose his books are still reprinted.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (Hx3Yn)

Ah, back when they still did history. Good, I'm looking forward to this then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (bcbK8)

401 It's not spin and the NYT article of the other day helps point out what was happening. McCabe and his corrupt crew had already opened up a counterintelligence investigation against Trump because he fired McCabe. That was it. Not a shred of evidence, just firing Comey. And there was no stopping it, not in any practical political way.

The appointment of Mueller, who Trump had interviewed the day before his appointment, removed that investigation from the corrupt FBI and put it under Rosenstein's control. And after that over a dozen senior people at the FBI and DOJ (as Trump just mentioned again today) were fired, demoted or forced to retire.

And now Mueller is going to effectively clear Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 05:12 PM (/tuJf)

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What bullshit.

Rosenstein took over the investigation because he didn't know who would replace Comey.

He moved it to another deep stater who packed the investigation full of partisan Democrats. Do you really think it took two years to investigate this matter? It was a fishing expedition and delaying tactics in hopes the Dems take the House and get the the House Committees off their backs.


You are sick.

Posted by: MAGA at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (TGZP6)

402 378
I once had testicular tortion. NOW that hurt....



Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 14, 2019 04:39

Testicular Tortion. Band name. Great.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (pLgt/)

403 4 blades is for amateurs. I'm working on a shaver that has 10 blades. I'm gonna corner the market!!!!! The others will never catch up!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (pLgt/)
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https://youtu.be/UjAZnGeBcgg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (I2dne)

404 If half of what has come out about Meuller and this investigation's handling are true, Meuller should be glad to get away without being imprisoned for life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (39g3+)

405 "Dollar Shave Club 4 blade. Happy as hell with them."

Really?

I dumped Harry's because of their social stand, and could use a replacement.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Honest injun.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:29 PM (sMMcg)

406 374 4 blades is for amateurs. I'm working on a shaver that has 10 blades. I'm gonna corner the market!!!!! The others will never catch up!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:25 PM (pLgt/)
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I take it you're trying to find a better and faster method of skinning?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 05:29 PM (qC1Sy)

407 The ettes never want to hug me. and I'm such a giver.

Gave me kuru, he did !!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob's Hug Therapist ... at January 14, 2019 05:29 PM (LPnfS)

408 "Your Mom just called. She needs you to go upstairs to help her shave her back.
Posted by: Calm Mentor"


I'm in my 40's and still giggle over the scene in CAddyshack where the girls yells back at the lifeguard "You shave your ass."

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 14, 2019 05:29 PM (OD2ni)

409 I got the sense he was a good guy off camera.

I got the sense he never believed half of what he was saying.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2019 05:29 PM (dUJdY)

410 I rather like my doctor... but the nurse practioners he has are the suck.... he is pretty much always unavailable....

Posted by: kraken at January 14, 2019 05:29 PM (90T4r)

411 398 Who got deleted?

My post numbers are now different
Posted by: Yo! at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (1XAal)

New troll, 9H1mE hash

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK8)

412 The thing is by this point, the left is so invested in this Trump as Russian Stooge story, against all facts and all evidence that nothing can get them to budge from it.


They decide the outcome they want, and follow a trail back to where they are at that moment.


It's completely delusional behavior.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 05:30 PM (m075u)

413 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2019 05:30 PM (NtglE)

414 nood

Posted by: IC at January 14, 2019 05:30 PM (a0IVu)

415 Butt, I've always found Gillette razors to be a bit indelicate to my perineum - a must! area for smoothness.

Posted by: Joe Buck at January 14, 2019 05:30 PM (h0xYE)

416 298 Now think how a newcomer would read this post and nic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 14, 2019 05:14 PM (fuK7c)

The ettes never want to hug me. and I'm such a giver.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:16 PM (pLgt/)

That's because you're always checking for marbling.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2019 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

417 "I worked a bar for years; I know these guys like the back of my hand"
--She Guevarra

This is hilarious, because she's acting like Trump was down in bars hanging out in her neighborhood. Just one of the boys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 05:30 PM (39g3+)

418 MAGA at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (TGZP6)

And you're a fucking dunce who should tread lightly.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 05:30 PM (/tuJf)

419 Who got deleted?

My post numbers are now different
Posted by: Yo! at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (1XAal)

New troll, 9H1mE hash




And we had just begun to bat her around.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:30 PM (dKbOt)

420 383 FFS he let Mueller raid the office of Trumps lawyer
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (iW7OB)

..which only happened bc rosenstein FORCED USA Greg Berman to recuse himself so preet bahara's guy could raid Cohen.

Posted by: Ever at January 14, 2019 05:31 PM (1Zh0U)

421 388 If I don't like my doctor, can I still keep my doctor?
Posted by: SH at January 14, 2019 05:26 PM (sX1BW)

What if my dog's Vet is a MILF? Can I keep her?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Only if she follows you home.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM (sMMcg)

That might get awkward

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2019 05:31 PM (bcbK8)

422 Yeah, he's a regular Boris Badenov.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2019 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

423 I'm kidding. They're all slow over at HotAir.

If it came from HotAir, it'd come in the form of spam - its al they got for traffic now

Posted by: Boswell at January 14, 2019 05:31 PM (32YRo)

424 Bonus: the owner/founder seems to be a really toxic male.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (NtglE)
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And cute too, as I remember from the first ad.

Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2019 05:31 PM (U5tDi)

425 "30


The damage is done. It helped fuck us over in the midterms and the "seriousness of the charge" will linger no matter what.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2019 04:41 PM (/9p9e)"
...
Not sure if it's the damage they planned, though. We have the dems looking batshit left and right, owning a larger share of the shutdown circus due to having control of the House, and millions of citizens ripshit over the special prosecutor grandstanding around and launching jackbooted late night raids.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 14, 2019 05:31 PM (eAshZ)

426 When I shave, it's after a hot shower and I don't use anything but water as the lubricant. Am I odd in this?
Posted by: Grump928(C)


I shave in the shower. I have done it that way for so long, I have hell shaving outside the shower in a sink.
I use Dollar Shave Club's Shave Butter.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2019 05:32 PM (sMMcg)

427 I once had testicular tortion. NOW that hurt....

Yep, me too. Although the ultrasound wasn't bad at all, since the tech was a reasonably attractive female and they way they do it is...let's just say very "hands-on."

(liked the way they prepare by flipping your junk to the upward position pointing at the navel, then place a thick, folded towel over it. Bet that helps in some embarrassing situations!)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2019 05:32 PM (t2P6q)

428
Rosenstein took over the investigation because he didn't know who would replace Comey.

Rosenstein took over the investigation because Sessions recused himself.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 14, 2019 05:32 PM (TAmPV)

429 Trump has been saying over and over again that he likes Rosenstein. Sarah Sanders has been saying the same thing. He's invited him to the White House for personal functions. He helped bring Kavanaugh to Congress. He is even letting him retire on his own timeline rather than forcing him out as he has with other people he didn't want around.

Rosenstein was dropped into a shitty situation but Trump is going to emerge unscathed and no matter how much they whine the left is not going to convince many people that somehow Mueller went from a great guy who needed to be protected to a Trump buttboy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 05:21 PM (/tuJf)

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And Trump fires Sessions because?

Posted by: MAGA at January 14, 2019 05:33 PM (TGZP6)

430 https://youtu.be/UjAZnGeBcgg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (I2dne)

*tears up a lifetimes worth of shaver diagrams*
*scribbles shaving cream formula with vodka added*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:33 PM (pLgt/)

431
390 When I shave, it's after a hot shower and I don't use anything but water as the lubricant. Am I odd in this?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM (dKbOt)

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No, it's common. Some people shave in the shower.

Hydrated beard hair takes several times less force to cut. Time constant for hydration 9is about a minute, and ideally three time constants will elapse before cutting.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 14, 2019 05:34 PM (sPus4)

432
"hydration is"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 14, 2019 05:34 PM (sPus4)

433 That's because you're always checking for marbling.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 14, 2019 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

thats fucking funny Insom!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2019 05:35 PM (pLgt/)

434 And cute too, as I remember from the first ad.
Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2019 05:31 PM
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Yep, and the commercials were funny and definitely not PC>

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2019 05:36 PM (NtglE)

435 Dennis Prager's been on this for a while regarding the solitary confinement of Paul Manafort. What fucking country is this? For crying out loud.


That is downright as South American Banana Republic Dictatorship level as you can get. Mueller is an evil man and the Marine Corps should be ashamed it is ever mentioned in his background.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 14, 2019 05:36 PM (Mex75)

436 429 Trump has been saying over and over again that he likes Rosenstein.

+++++

And, PT made sure and NOT let rosenstein become Acting AG after sessions was removed. i'd say that PT's actions reveal how much confidence PT has in rr, not some hollow platitudes.

Posted by: Ever at January 14, 2019 05:36 PM (1Zh0U)

437 Few years ago, was tired of the overprices razors, and bought Dorco online on a lark.


Korean manufacture, I believe. Their 6 blade razor refills were less than half of the Gillette razors at Costco, so I placed an order.



I still had nearly half of them when an email Dorco sent me a special offer, 50% off their normal pricing. For the 6 blades, with a lubrication strip. They do this once a year.

I now have at least 3 years worth of blades, at about a quarter of what the Costco Gillette blades cost. They work great.


After a while, the decision becomes a no brainer.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2019 05:37 PM (sy5kK)

438 Am I odd in this?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM
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No. I shave in the shower too.

Have trouble getting my legs into the sink.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2019 05:37 PM (NtglE)

439 Have trouble getting my legs into the sink.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2019 05:37 PM (NtglE)
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You're so tall I wouldn't think that would be a problem.

Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2019 05:39 PM (U5tDi)

440 390 When I shave, it's after a hot shower and I don't use anything but water as the lubricant. Am I odd in this?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM (dKbOt)

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Same here.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 05:39 PM (qC1Sy)

441 419
Who got deleted?



My post numbers are now different

Posted by: Yo! at January 14, 2019 05:28 PM (1XAal)



New troll, 9H1mE hash







And we had just begun to bat her around.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:30 PM (dKbOt)

I know the feeling when my master takes away my new catches I bring in the house.

Posted by: cats at January 14, 2019 05:39 PM (sy5kK)

442 Rosenstein took over the investigation because Sessions recused himself.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 14, 2019 05:32 PM (TAmPV)

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The investigation was FBI, there was no need to appoint a SC as it would've went right to the new head of the FBI once appointed.

McCabe reported directly to Rosenstein in the meantime. And as Rosenstein was already in on "get Trump" meetings (according to Rosenstein not in agreement with them) he was in the perfect position to shut the shitshow down immediately.

Posted by: MAGA at January 14, 2019 05:40 PM (TGZP6)

443 Am I odd in this?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 14, 2019 05:27 PM


Real men dry shave.

Posted by: Just kidding at January 14, 2019 05:40 PM (Mex75)

444 435 Dennis Prager's been on this for a while regarding the solitary confinement of Paul Manafort. What fucking country is this? For crying out loud.


That is downright as South American Banana Republic Dictatorship level as you can get. Mueller is an evil man and the Marine Corps should be ashamed it is ever mentioned in his background.
Posted by: LGoPs at January 14, 2019 05:36 PM (Mex75)

That mueller and weismann have a history of throwing their white collar criminals into solitary confinement to get them to implicate others attests to their lack of character.

Posted by: Ever at January 14, 2019 05:40 PM (1Zh0U)

445 "rodomontade"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2019 04:43 PM (AzW6q)

THIS is why I come here. Where else can you get some vocabulary learnin' that's topical?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 14, 2019 05:41 PM (ClrTw)

446 sock off

Posted by: LGoPs at January 14, 2019 05:41 PM (Mex75)

447 That is downright as South American Banana Republic Dictatorship level as you can get. Mueller is an evil man and the Marine Corps should be ashamed it is ever mentioned in his background.
Posted by: LGoPs at January 14, 2019 05:36 PM (Mex75)


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It's all part of Rosenstein's plan to protect Trump.

Posted by: MAGA at January 14, 2019 05:41 PM (TGZP6)

448 Anticlimactic, eh ?

So - the media has been tipped that Mueller doesn't have a smoking gun. And now it's time to just make the whole sordid affair go away.

Well - the smart GOP Play would be to oppose that. Play the investigation up bigly. But they won't. Because that would require some will to fight. They don't have any.

This investigation will not "backfire" on the Dems. This shit never does. The Dems took a shot at Trump, with tacit support from some Repubs, and missed. The understanding was always that it was a free shot.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 14, 2019 05:42 PM (PZ1Nf)

449 I don't have a law degree or nuttin' like that but I can't get my pea brain around the fact that Rosenpenis writes the letter telling Trump to fire Saint James and then turns around and appoints a Special Prosecutor to investigate Trump for firing Comey.

I don't get it.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 14, 2019 05:44 PM (Mex75)

450 And after that over a dozen senior people at the FBI and DOJ (as Trump
just mentioned again today) were fired, demoted or forced to retire.


Whatever happened to fed to a pack of demented mongeese?
Or discomadation and internal exile.

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2019 05:51 PM (FhXTo)

451 I don't get it.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 14, 2019 05:44 PM (Mex75)


It all makes sense if you accept that parts of the GOP are aligned with the DNC to shit-can Trump.

The Matnificent Orange Bastard is playing that game that I've always seen Boomers play. Make nice with your enemy - but wait for that moment where he or she "steps over the line".

I think its a stupid game - and I think Boomers that play it are equally fucking retarded. But I've seen it a million times.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 14, 2019 05:53 PM (tL4JK)

452 Rosensteins first priority was to cover his ass and those of his cronies. Why hes been too cute by half

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 14, 2019 06:01 PM (iW7OB)

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