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ABC News Was in the Same Area As Jim Accoster, and in the Short Time They Were There, Border Patrol Caught Fifteen Illegal Immigrants Crossing the River to Illegally Enter the US
Update:
“Good job yesterday, I appreciate it” Trump tells Jim Acosta in the Oval office
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) January 11, 2019
Pres. Trump is set to travel to the southern border today, as he continues to make his case for building a barrier along the southern border amid an ongoing partial government shutdown: https://t.co/VWyDNCOwMv@mattgutmanABC reports live from McAllen, Texas. pic.twitter.com/RnhE18HUk0
— Good Morning America (@GMA) January 10, 2019
I am *shocked* that a glib video, customized for re-tweets and filmed in broad daylight along one of the more secure parts of the RGV by a reporter who parachuted in for the day, did not reveal anything dramatic. https://t.co/TgPzMtU8pl
— Peter Hamby (@PeterHamby) January 10, 2019
This actually happened: Border official shows Trump tunnels under border wallhttps://t.co/Cdlae8xwLo
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) January 11, 2019
Worth noting that tunneling is a relatively new phenomenon at the border & one DHS took into account when setting requirements for wall prototypes. Virtually none of our current border infrastructure has anti-tunnel mechanisms that would likely be required with any new barrier https://t.co/4tKVt9R6AV
— Gabby Orr (@GabbyOrr_) January 11, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel at January 11, 2019 03:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 11, 2019 03:51 PM (DfQBn)
Posted by: The MSM at January 11, 2019 03:51 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 03:51 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ShainS at January 11, 2019 03:51 PM (nG1rJ)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 03:52 PM (oZ6kz)
Seriously. Something bad. Live. On air.
So I can watch it on YouTube over and over and over and over.
Hell, I'd play it on a big screen at the NoVaMoMee.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 11, 2019 03:52 PM (vcatx)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (uKdee)
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (m075u)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (LX21o)
...slow days are like taking candy from a baby.
...and CNN is a garbage dump set alight by clowns who molest children part-time with needles in their pockets while having AIDS.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (z5Vrg)
Pretty impressive digging skills for a POTUS.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (LL1Be)
You want to tunnel under a forty foot piece of steel? I shouldn't have to explain to anyone the really bad shit that's gonna happen to everyone in the vicinity.
Gravity isn't some sort of 'recommendation' level force.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)
He is deliberately misleading. Acosta is a Liar, not stupid."
-Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (OLaIa)
A little from Column A...
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (m075u)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 11, 2019 03:55 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Horus Heresy at January 11, 2019 03:55 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)
Some of us knew...some of us always knew...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2019 03:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cheri at January 11, 2019 03:55 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 03:55 PM (oZ6kz)
From Ace's side-bar.
Pure fucking poetry, you magnificent bastard.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 11, 2019 03:55 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Speyside humo(u)r at January 11, 2019 03:55 PM (sZRzw)
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (uKdee)
So CNN has serious daddy issues?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM (8iiMU)
Should we be worried?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM (KP5rU)
You can't be an "immigrant" just by stepping over the border for a second, or intending to breach the border.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM (U96rM)
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM
Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars.
Posted by: Zombie Casey Kasem at January 11, 2019 03:57 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 03:57 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 03:57 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 03:57 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 03:57 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 03:52 PM (oZ6kz)
Dude, we told you to keep that on the QT!
Posted by: The mole people at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (Q7mSB)
I can't believe there is anyone who takes him seriously.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (/tuJf)
Seriously. Something bad. Live. On air.
So I can watch it on YouTube over and over and over and over.
Hell, I'd play it on a big screen at the NoVaMoMee.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 11, 2019 03:52 PM (vcatx)
_____
I'm thinking a GoFundMe account to sponsor SlapWeasel to go and planting a flag in his piehole live on TV.
Posted by: ShainS at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (nG1rJ)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM (F4u7C)
Gimme his friggin' pass. I'll do some actual news reporting with it!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (/9p9e)
-Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (z5Vrg)
No. The Golden Scalpweasel sits as a Royal adornment on the Emperor's dome.
A Slapweasel is simply the mortal enemy of weasels.
Having a Slapweasel around for too long, however, is folly.
It will raid your pantry, rout your silverware and hump your oven mitts.
It is best to let a Slapweasel do its job and send it on its way.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (Ckg4U)
Pure fucking poetry, you magnificent bastard.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 11, 2019 03:55 PM (xPJvm) "
Hah! He embellished it from when I read it - originally it was Seth Mandel that discovered the Book of Marco and the part about Podhoretz wasn't as hilarious.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)
Alien From L.A. is on tv now.
Remember the girl in this movie with the fake little voice?
Remind you of anyone?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (JUOKG)
Seriously. Something bad. Live. On air.
So I can watch it on YouTube over and over and over and over.
Hell, I'd play it on a big screen at the NoVaMoMee.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 11, 2019 03:52 PM (vcatx)
You can see him daily, being Jim Acosta. Isn't that bad enough?
You might have in mind something that he realizes is bad, though. Unfortunately, like his deity Barack Oreopithicus, he is mentally incapable of knowing he's made an ass of himself.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 11, 2019 03:59 PM (VaN/j)
Alien From L.A. is on tv now.
Remember the girl in this movie with the fake little voice?
Remind you of anyone?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (OLaIa)
Kathy Ireland?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 03:59 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 03:59 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 03:52 PM (oZ6kz)
"Not far from the emmes-truth, Meester!"
- - Mohel. not Mole
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 03:59 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2019 03:59 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (/9p9e)
I second this.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 03:59 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (ptqGC
Well, she does have Moe Howard's haircut...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (/9p9e)
55
Alien From L.A. is on tv now.
Remember the girl in this movie with the fake little voice?
Remind you of anyone?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (OLaIa)
Kathy Ireland?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Is that Kathy Ireland?
Her little girl voice is annoying.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (x2otW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (/9p9e)
Sounds like a petition needs to be created on Whitehouse.gov.
Make this happen, Morons.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: The mole people at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (RD7QR) "
Yeah, and you guys told me you'd tunnel under Kat Dennings's house and kidnap her for me so it looks like neither of us kept up our end of the bargain.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (MkcN1)
Oh my:
"Good job yesterday, I appreciate it" Trump tells Jim Acosta in the Oval Office.
Source: https://twitter.com/charliespiering/status/1083825252348686338
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (x2otW)
They're really living up to that mission statement. That pesky Trump seems to keep getting in the way though.
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (MkcN1)
Walls WALLS don't work.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (x2otW)
A warning or an instruction?
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (x2otW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (/9p9e)
I second this.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 03:59 PM (F4u7C)
+++++++++
thirded. Send it for a vote.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2019 04:01 PM (ptqGC)
Calm Mentor (or Meteor?),
Thanks, I put it in the sidebar.
Ace doesn't get it. It took me until recently to get it.
Sound it out, Ace. Sound it out.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:01 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: Ever at January 11, 2019 04:01 PM (1Zh0U)
Thanks, I put it in the sidebar.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 03:59 PM (PbpT7)
------------
You're welcome, Boss.
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 04:01 PM (ffYR/)
Why a bigger wall won't solve U.S. drug or immigration problems
Five Problems Trump's Wall Won't Solve
Will Trump's Wall Stop Drug Smuggling?
Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 04:01 PM (Q7mSB)
"Good job yesterday, I appreciate it" Trump tells Jim Acosta in the Oval Office.
Source: https://twitter.com/charliespiering/status/1083825252348686338
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (GbPPJ)
++++++++++++
Why is he allowed into the oval office? If it's for any reason other than reinforcing the Resolute Desk with Acosta's bones, Trump is doing it wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:01 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:01 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (Q7mSB)
Uh... Jim... you do realize we FOUND the tunnels?
Posted by: Don Q at January 11, 2019 04:02 PM (NgKpN)
Source: https://twitter.com/charliespiering/status/1083825252348686338
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (GbPPJ) "
He's just the best. It's going to be so boring having a President that isn't a world class troll.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 04:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Fluellen at January 11, 2019 04:02 PM (Hx3Yn)
Oh my:
"Good job yesterday, I appreciate it" Trump tells Jim Acosta in the Oval Office.
Source: https://twitter.com/charliespiering/status/1083825252348686338
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (GbPPJ)
NEVER get on Trump's bad side.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2019 04:02 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (Q7mSB)
Uh... Jim... you do realize we FOUND the tunnels?
Posted by: Don Q at January 11, 2019 04:02 PM (NgKpN)
Also building new tunnels is kind of a pain in the ass. Without a wall this effort would be much cheaper.
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (z5Vrg)
Get Elon Musk on the line. Throw as much dinero at him as we can muster.
Posted by: Open Borders Billionaires at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:02 PM (KP5rU)
Wait, I thought Ace was top shelf something-or-other...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (/9p9e)
If there were only some avenue to get this story on TV. I don't imagine it would take more than 60 minutes or so.
*CBS, Scratching their head*: "Damn if know of one"
Posted by: WisRich at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (wmdOg)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (OLaIa)
I guess he has an unique ability to shriek questions at a Republican president. That's special but he loses his shrieking ability when there's a Democrat in the White House.
What does he bring that any glue sniffing native American wouldn't bring?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (MkcN1)
-Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 03:54 PM (z5Vrg)
No. The Golden Scalpweasel sits as a Royal adornment on the Emperor's dome.
A Slapweasel is simply the mortal enemy of weasels.
Having a Slapweasel around for too long, however, is folly.
It will raid your pantry, rout your silverware and hump your oven mitts.
It is best to let a Slapweasel do its job and send it on its way.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (Ckg4U)
Get back here. We're not done with you yet, Slap.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (LX21o)
Except for that Kennedy kid.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (U96rM)
Acosta then retrieved his pants from around his ankles and fled the Oval Office in tears.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (LL1Be)
In Camelot, no one gets willowed.
In Camelot! in Camelot!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (OLaIa)
But Kamel-Toe. For sure...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (/9p9e)
Her little girl voice is annoying.
That's her. The MST3K treatment of this movie is topnotch.
"Did I mention I'm Australian?"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: Ever
...........
MS13 has higher standards than that.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (9LIpg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (AllCR)
Just wait a few minutes.
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (CISHT)
Posted by: Dwayne Johnson 2020 at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Jumbo Jim Acosta at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (AllCR)
Mommy would have slapped me into orbit if I did that for how rude that was.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (KP5rU)
He needed $5.7 billion for luxurious shelving.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (/tuJf)
This is exactly what it's like.
Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:06 PM (OLaIa)
US Army has Ground Penetrating Radar.
Could easily be transferred over to DHS.
We could find your tunnels faster than you could dig them.
Posted by: Don Q at January 11, 2019 04:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 03:56 PM (F4u7C)
At least the Plasmatics had some interesting music.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2019 04:06 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:06 PM (Hx3Yn)
The new wall designs have footings 20 feet down. The cartels would then have to go down at least 30-35 feet to get under that. Lots of places the bedrock is at that level. Good luck with that.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at January 11, 2019 04:07 PM (ki8/9)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at January 11, 2019 04:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:07 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (AllCR)
+++++++++++
Those very same adjectives can be used for Acosta. Birds of a feather and whatnot.
There is plenty of room in my heart for hatred of the venomous, inane, sociopathic and duplicitous denizens of the New York/Washington power elite - particularly the pressitutes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:07 PM (I2dne)
Accoster because that stunt with the nail file was unbelievably
sophomoric and rude.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (AllCR)
Mommy would have slapped me into orbit if I did that for how rude that was.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (GbPPJ)
Same here. The fact she planned the stunt makes it even more vile and evil.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2019 04:07 PM (ptqGC)
I'm gonna watch that, now!
Look for the part with the Ireland character's father exploring underground and Crow's imitation of a light saber...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 11, 2019 04:07 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:06 PM (Hx3Yn)
Jill Kelly > Jill Ireland
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:07 PM (bcbK8)
Let's see how you fare in MEXICO!
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:07 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 11, 2019 04:08 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2019 04:08 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2019 04:08 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (/9p9e)
++++++++++
Take it from Dept. of Education and give it to Ace. At least if it goes to Ace, it might result in something useful like holding books.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:08 PM (I2dne)
Oh my:
"Good job yesterday, I appreciate it" Trump tells Jim Acosta in the Oval Office.
Source: https://twitter.com/charliespiering/status/1083825252348686338
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:00 PM (GbPPJ)
hahahaha
Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 04:08 PM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2019 04:08 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 11, 2019 04:08 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:06 PM (Hx3Yn)
I searched that. Hopefully I don't get fired tomorrow.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:08 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 11, 2019 04:09 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (2LelM)
..........
who is this "we" you speak of, Gringo?
Posted by: every other fucking country on earth at January 11, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)
US Army has Ground Penetrating Radar.
Could easily be transferred over to DHS.
We could find your tunnels faster than you could dig them.
Posted by: Don Q at January 11, 2019 04:06 PM (NgKpN)
Burn them out, then collapse them.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 04:09 PM (NWiLs)
Trump the Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel and Master Troller
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2019 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2019 04:10 PM (1ISKN)
In Camelot! in Camelot!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:03
It's a silly place.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2019 04:10 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Jumbo Jim Acosta at January 11, 2019 04:10 PM (Tyii7)
US Army has Ground Penetrating Radar.
Could easily be transferred over to DHS.
We could find your tunnels faster than you could dig them.
Posted by: Don Q at January 11, 2019 04:06 PM (NgKpN)
Burn them out, then collapse them.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 04:09 PM (NWiLs)
Other ideas for found tunnels:
--Poison Gas testing
--Latrines for illegal alien detention centers
--Septic tanks
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2019 04:11 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 04:11 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 04:09 PM (NWiLs)
+++++++++++++
Tunnel clearance techniques got a big boost during the Pacific War and during Vietnam. Put it to use.
Me? I like classics. Pump 'em full of gasoline and throw a flare.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:11 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 04:09 PM (NWiLs)
If you flood them you can see the water spouting out on the other side and bomb the area.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 04:11 PM (U96rM)
Kill me now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2019 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
My shelf guy was furloughed.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2019 04:11 PM (aKsyK)
Why, you just asked?
Because today is National Hot Toddy Day, and I'm all in on maximizing the hotness for you.
xoxoxoxox!
Posted by: Todd at January 11, 2019 04:12 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2019 04:12 PM (m075u)
Jill Kelly > Jill Ireland
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:07 PM (bcbK
Oh my. Don't look that up at work or you definitely WILL get fired.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 04:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
My shelf guy was furloughed.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)
What is "furloughed" code for?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2019 04:07 PM (ptqGC)
I don't tweet. Does anyone know if she got called out for it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:12 PM (AllCR)
Open borders and instantaneous amnesty? Does that "solve" the problem?
These people are actually starting to sound retahded
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2019 04:12 PM (ymnmz)
I guess he has an unique ability to shriek questions at a Republican president.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 11, 2019 04:03 PM (MkcN1)
They're not questions. Like the other day, right before KellyAnne slapped him, he said, "Is the President going to lie again today?" That's a commentary in the form of a question.
Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 04:12 PM (Q7mSB)
The new wall designs have footings 20 feet down. The cartels would then have to go down at least 30-35 feet to get under that. Lots of places the bedrock is at that level. Good luck with that.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at January 11, 2019 04:07 PM
No shit? I curse like a muthafvcker when I have to dig a four foot deep footing. That would take a serious commitment to try to go that deep. A lot of cursing in assorted languages, not English. Plus weeks of time.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 04:12 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 11, 2019 04:13 PM (aW5/6)
Should we be worried?
___________
Nah, with those giant choppers of hers, horse-face could chew right through it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 11, 2019 04:13 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 04:11 PM (LL1Be)
"Licensed by the United Nations to kill Gophers...."
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2019 04:13 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 11, 2019 04:13 PM (UnA8+)
Reminder: Acosta is NOT stupid.
He is deliberately misleading. Acosta is a Liar, not stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (OLaIa)"
...
I get this, but you also have to factor in that he seems to assume he's going to come out victorious. You know, instead of ending up like Ceausescu or something.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 11, 2019 04:13 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 04:09 PM (NWiLs)
They pump them full of concrete. If Juan is in there when the pumping starts? Mierda duro, esse. Welcome to Jimmy Hoffa's fate.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at January 11, 2019 04:13 PM (ki8/9)
And yes, I still have eyebrows.
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2019 04:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (ePWRo)
use an artillery piece on it (trail or mobile, your choice)
or even perform an air drop in zones behind the wall, after which the Parachute Immigrant force can spread out to derail the NAZI troop trains that will be rushing defenders to reinforce FESTUNG TRUMP, or maybe to blow up key bridges to keep the armored units from counterattacking the Mexican Immigrant beachheads.
So, Jim, how fast can you tunnel down say, 10 feet, and then go horizontal for another 100, then back up on the other side, through any kind of soil.
Flucking idiots.
Posted by: Texas SJW at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Todd at January 11, 2019 04:12 PM (DMUuz)
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the ape in apricot?
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (AllCR)
Mommy would have slapped me into orbit if I did that for how rude that was.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:05 PM (GbPPJ) "
And worst, really, is that it was done with Intent To Be Rude, not just an unfortunate mis-step.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (5fNnO)
Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:04 PM (AllCR)
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Wasn't it, though? And I don't really know anything about her, but I wouldn't be surprised if she were one of those people who complains no one takes her seriously because she's a woman.
Who files her nails on the air.
Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 11, 2019 04:15 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 11, 2019 04:15 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Todd at January 11, 2019 04:12 PM (DMUuz)
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the ape in apricot?
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (T71PA)
Who can turn a man, into a mane?
Who can turn a dam, into a dame?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:15 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2019 04:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)
Ace is a federal employee. I knew it.
Ace is Trump.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:15 PM (cY3LT)
His name is Jose and he spent last Sunday at the local cartel boss's birthday party.
He's got orders to get 100 pounds of meth to San Antonio by Friday.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (TN1P5)
Those were the days my friend.
Good times.....good times.
Posted by: Barky O Numbnuts at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (ymnmz)
use an artillery piece on it (trail or mobile, your choice)
or even perform an air drop in zones behind the wall, after which the Parachute Immigrant force can spread out to derail the NAZI troop trains that will be rushing defenders to reinforce FESTUNG TRUMP, or maybe to blow up key bridges to keep the armored units from counterattacking the Mexican Immigrant beachheads.
So, Jim, how fast can you tunnel down say, 10 feet, and then go horizontal for another 100, then back up on the other side, through any kind of soil.
Flucking idiots.
Posted by: Texas SJW at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG)
And that's when the second layer kicks in.
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (z5Vrg)
And then hitting it with a spark.
Poor mans Fuel/Air adaptation to gopher hunting.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at January 11, 2019 04:13 PM
So, in this case, instead of a chip off the old block, it would be a block into the old chipper?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (F4u7C)
Fuck em both.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (0OmEj)
Ace is Trump.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:15 PM (cY3LT)
A 29 year old Trump.
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: ShainS at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (nG1rJ)
We could find your tunnels faster than you could dig them.
Posted by: Don Q
Burn them out, then collapse them.
Posted by: Insomniac
This is what happens to tunnels in 'palestine'
twitter.com/icjsr/status/1081691907594567680
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (ZejZP)
What puts the ape in apricot?
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (T71PA)
I'm still trying to figure out what makes the Sphinx the seventh wonder.
Would it be better to skip that and go on to what makes the dawn come up
like thunder, and then go back and answer it if I have time?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 11, 2019 04:17 PM (37IEG)
I was gonna save this for the Pet Thread but...
Check out these stupid dogs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJcRHvzU3Zs
Even Stupider dogs, and this vid is even wackier:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK6_tjizu_g
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:17 PM (OLaIa)
--Poison Gas testing
--Latrines for illegal alien detention centers
--Septic tanks{/i]
Detain illegals in them, with the US end sealed.
Posted by: cool breeze at January 11, 2019 04:17 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (RuIsu)
Helium. Same effect, but more entertaining with the squeaky voices.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: cool breeze at January 11, 2019 04:17 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (z5Vrg)
Groundwater....sheesh, like that's a problem in a tunnel.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 11, 2019 04:18 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: JackStraw
Simply pay a bounty like they do on nutria.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:18 PM (EMrMF)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:16 PM (F4u7C)
Now you can start living your Best Life.
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Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2019 04:12 PM (m075u)
"Price of puta-chica-ninas in Dominican Republic is rising!"
- - Bob Menendez
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:18 PM (/9p9e)
Who can turn a dam, into a dame?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:15 PM (bcbK
+++++++++++++
What is "Silent 'e'," Alex?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:18 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jumbo Jim Acosta at January 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Tyii7)
Why, you just asked?
Because today is National Hot Toddy Day, and I'm all in on maximizing the hotness for you.
xoxoxoxox!
Posted by: Todd [I/]
don't take this the wrong way, but it sounds kinda we Todd did
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 11, 2019 04:19 PM (wmdOg)
That might be the most f'd up dog vid I've ever seen.
I cannot fathom the psychology behind it. I'm baffled by the behavior except to guess it has something to do with a dog's sense of territorial boundaries.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:19 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:17 PM (KP5rU)
See: Saipan, Peleleu, Okinawa under "corkscrew."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
-Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:18 PM (EMrMF)
$10.00 if alive. ...dead? ...just as good.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Ckg4U)
Louis C.K. shoves me out of the way to say "What's wrong with that?!?!"
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 04:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2019 04:19 PM (a0IVu)
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Wasn't it, though? And I don't really know anything about her, but I wouldn't be surprised if she were one of those people who complains no one takes her seriously because she's a woman.
Who files her nails on the air.
Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 11, 2019 04:15 PM (U5tDi)
I was told yesterday, the reason everyone is so rude nowadays, over political differences is because of Noot Gingrich and his "special orders" speeches. And Rush Limbaugh, of course.
If not for those two, polly ticks would be a playground of civility and unicorns.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:19 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:20 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 04:20 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2019 04:20 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: no good deed at January 11, 2019 04:20 PM (uTY3H)
it's just a bush. Nothing to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about."
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 04:20 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:20 PM (KP5rU)
He is deliberately misleading. Acosta is a Liar, not stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (OLaIa)
As we say here. Embrace the power of AND.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 11, 2019 04:20 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Jumbo Jim Acosta at January 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Tyii7)
Whose head looked like a shit-bucket,
He wed a Heinz heiress...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (/9p9e)
Who can turn a dam, into a dame?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:15 PM (bcbK
+++++++++++++
What is "Silent 'e'," Alex?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:18 PM (I2dne)
Easy as can be...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the ape in apricot?
What do they got that I ain't got?
Posted by: Dan Rather at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Slapweasel
$5 a left ear. You supply your own grub and ammo.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (EMrMF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:18 PM
Only go there when Ace links them, now I won't even do that.
Fine by me.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 04:20 PM (VpIIl)
Acosta sperm is low-calorie.
And low-T...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK8)
Because I'm not quite as 29 as a lot of y'all.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (UnA8+)
"MONA!!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (q177U)
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the ape in apricot?
What do they got that I ain't got?
Posted by: Dan Rather at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (aKsyK)
The identification of the frequency, Kenneth.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (NWiLs)
--Septic tanks
---
I'm being completely serious when I say:
We're talking about people coming here from Mexico. Do you honestly think they are going to be discouraged by brief exposure to some sewage?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: Chuck Todd at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (/rm4P)
Louis C.K. shoves me out of the way to say "What's wrong with that?!?!"
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 04:19 PM (oZ6kz)
----------------
This is exactly what her gesture was like. Planned, utter contempt and not a care in the world for dead victims of illegals.
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Slapweasel
$5 a left ear. You supply your own grub and ammo.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (EMrMF)
I'm in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (bcbK8)
NO!!!!! And they're just a giant wall!
But Hannibal got ELEPHANTS OVER THE WALL!
ELEPHANTS!!!!!
Are you listening! They can bring in Elephants if they want! And you can't stop it!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: wth
RWS .22 cal air rifle.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (EMrMF)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
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Sounds like a Chevy Chase movie waiting to happen.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 11, 2019 04:13 PM (aW5/6)
He's on the Ana Navarro diet.
Posted by: The mole people at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (PbpT7)
it's just a bush. Nothing to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about."
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 04:20 PM
* checks calendar *
* notes that it's Januhairy *
Ok.
Posted by: Soi Boy at January 11, 2019 04:23 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 04:23 PM (5bcmC)
...later, gators!
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 11, 2019 04:23 PM (Ckg4U)
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the ape in apricot?
What do they got that I ain't got?
Posted by: Dan Rather at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (aKsyK)
golf clap
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2019 04:23 PM (ymnmz)
I'm hot? Yay!
Posted by: Chuck Todd at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (786Ro)
Astaire - "Here comes my hot toddy.."
Bing - "Over my dead body..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:23 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2019 04:23 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
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Sounds like a Chevy Chase movie waiting to happen.
Posted by: bluebell
Shitter's full!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:24 PM (EMrMF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:24 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2019 04:24 PM (FhXTo)
What puts the ape in apricot?
--------------------------------------
What do they got that I ain't got?
Posted by: Dan Rather at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (aKsyK)
A bicycle built for two?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:24 PM (cY3LT)
---
Meaning 85.5 years old.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:24 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: wth
RWS .22 cal air rifle.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (EMrMF)
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Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:24 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:20 PM (Hx3Yn)
...........
I believe it. I had five holes ten feet apart shooting flames just last week.
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2019 04:24 PM (v0R5T)
The Texas Border never shall be crossed
Steel slats keep out the senoritas
That Jim Accosts.
Jim Accosts! Jim Accosts!
You'd think he might be doing news
But when Jim Accosts! Jim Accosts!
He'll pinch illegal boobs.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2019 04:24 PM (9X624)
...later, gators!
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 11, 2019 04:23 PM (Ckg4U)
"Can you make "sauce"?"
- - Lilo Brancato
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:24 PM (/9p9e)
You got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days.
Who's the gopher's ally?
His friends - The harmless squirrel and the
friendly rabbit.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 04:24 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 04:25 PM (5bcmC)
"long term" = next shift change + 5 minutes.Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2019 04:25 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:25 PM (KP5rU)
You got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days.
Who's the gopher's ally?
His friends - The harmless squirrel and the
friendly rabbit.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 04:24 PM (LL1Be)
Uh, oh. Some bright young lad is going to use those two guys to do his dirty work!
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Posted by: wth at January 11, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
=======================
You know you're in trouble when the sh*t hits the chimney.
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2019 04:25 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: wth
Chipotle?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:25 PM (EMrMF)
Flucking idiots.
Posted by: Texas SJW at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG)
There's that muddy bottom river thing too.
So maybe twenty foot under with reinforcement.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2019 04:25 PM (ePWRo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6rBK0BqL2w
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2019 04:14 PM (ePWRo)
++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/2xjJXT0C0X4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (I2dne)
Somebody photoshop Acosta onto Kevin Bacon's character in Animal House. ' ALL IS WELL !!!'
Posted by: CNN , Saddam Hussein's butt boy at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (0/zKO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:25 PM (KP5rU)
Dude.
Fletch. Caddyshack. Three Amigos.
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 03:58 PM (/9p9e)
I second this.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 03:59 PM (F4u7C)
Thirded.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (9hauA)
Where else but here can we have references to "White Christmas," "A Bronx Tale" and filthy limericks?
Award-Winning!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (/9p9e)
I believe it. I had five holes ten feet apart shooting flames just last week.
Posted by: wth
Chipotle?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:25 PM (EMrMF)
On the thirrrrrrd date!
That's it. The third date!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: CNN , Saddam Hussein's butt boy at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (0/zKO)
--Septic tanks
I'm being completely serious when I say:
We're talking about people coming here from Mexico. Do you honestly think they are going to be discouraged by brief exposure to some sewage?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (LX21o)
Point taken. Like Israel did in that link., fill or inject the tunnels with concrete and grout. Although poison gas does have its appeal.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (ujg0T)
Them's some pretty bad odds even if they were telling the truth. Assuming everything went great I'm guessing it's closer to 50-50, if that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:27 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: CNN , Saddam Hussein's butt boy at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (0/zKO)
Where, Wear?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:27 PM (/9p9e)
--Septic tanks
I'm being completely serious when I say:
We're talking about people coming here from Mexico. Do you honestly think they are going to be discouraged by brief exposure to some sewage?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (LX21o)
Point taken. Like Israel did in that link., fill or inject the tunnels with concrete and grout. Although poison gas does have its appeal.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (ujg0T)
Carbon dioxide isn't poison. Should be safe to flood tunnels with it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:27 PM (bcbK8)
But yeah, besides those and Fletch and Three Amigos, and maybe Caddyshack (which I don't love but I'll defer to the Guy Consensus), his movies are terrible.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:27 PM (PbpT7)
Award-Winning!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (/9p9e)
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And advice on how to blow up gopher holes.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2019 04:27 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 11, 2019 04:27 PM (9hauA)
Anyone who's dug ditches knows why the guys digging ditches always seem to be leaning on their shovels instead of digging the ditches.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 11, 2019 04:27 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:25 PM (KP5rU)
Dude.
Fletch. Caddyshack. Three Amigos.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK
Vacation , Foul Play
Posted by: CNN , Saddam Hussein's butt boy at January 11, 2019 04:28 PM (0/zKO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:28 PM (KP5rU)
270 Their =there
Posted by: CNN , Saddam Hussein's butt boy at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (0/zKO)
Where, Wear?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:27 PM (/9p9e)
There wolf.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2019 04:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:28 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2019 04:28 PM (RuIsu)
It's fucking POETRY. The kind of poetry that makes her panties drop.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:28 PM (F4u7C)
My favorite is a bag of real peanuts and earthworm in a canister next to where they are digging. Oh yeah, and a .22 (air or conventional short ammo) with a scope.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 04:28 PM (VpIIl)
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It's good for the environment, too. Helps plants grow.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:28 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2019 04:29 PM (gC2IV)
It's fucking POETRY. The kind of poetry that makes her panties drop.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:28 PM (F4u7C)
++++++++++
Link?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:29 PM (I2dne)
Fvcking Mexicans are letting the cartel siphon off all the gasoline in the pipelines and sitting in 500 car lines for gasoline. Without tar and feathering the government, who lets this shit go down.
Perfect Democrat voters.
They gotta be kept out of this country.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 04:29 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:29 PM (LX21o)
It holds up!!!
The mystery gets a bit wonky at the end (the book never postulated that the two crimes were in any way related, except in a coincidental way at the very end (SPOILER: The corrupt cop Karcher (?) kills Stanwyk under the mistaken impression he's Fletch, because he's dressed as fletch and driving Fletch's car).
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jumbo Jim Acosta at January 11, 2019 04:30 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2019 04:29 PM (gC2IV)
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I got it - to help the gophers!
Just trying to tie the ends of the thread together here.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2019 04:30 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:29 PM (I2dne)
https://twitter.com/JFNYC1/status/1083830353171628032
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:30 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
Some people like Spies Like Us ( I thought it was bad)
He was also in Real Genius but not the star.
Posted by: CNN , Saddam Hussein's butt boy at January 11, 2019 04:30 PM (0/zKO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,
10-4!
Displaces oxygen. Lights out. Nighty nite.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:31 PM (EMrMF)
The scenes with him and Lacey Underalls are hilarious, he was good at what he was given to do. He's a bit part guy, if he's kept to a minimum he could be good. Longer form like Seems Like Old Times, Funny Farm, Foul Play etc he's tedious and annoying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:31 PM (39g3+)
It's good for the environment, too. Helps plants grow.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at January 11, 2019 04:28 PM (LX21o)
I could sequester carbon dioxide in these tunnels. Where are they?
Posted by: Deciduous Al Gore - Global Warming fabalist at January 11, 2019 04:31 PM (37IEG)
The funniest scene in Fletch was when he massaged that lady disguised as an Indian and her muff hair became his beard.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (OLaIa)
Better than that, I think, was Foul Play, but I haven't seen it since I was a child of Negative 12.
I know they had a very gory and macabre ending with bodies hanging from the rigging in an opera, something I'm pretty sure got copied a lot by later movies.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (VpIIl)
wuh?
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (PbpT7)
It's not perfect but it has its moments.
"Would you gentlemen like a Pepsi?"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK
...like a BOSS!
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (0/zKO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: ace
watch out, the last time ace started in on music and movies we were hit the the MUSICAL THREAD from hell
remember, "I liked Little Shop of Horrors?!?"
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2019 04:33 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2019 04:33 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Yo! at January 11, 2019 04:33 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (ujg0T)
Carbon dioxide isn't poison. Should be safe to flood tunnels with it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:27 PM (bcbK
I was thinking more interesting gases. Perhaps the Dept. Of Homeland Security could use sarin in a drill for preparation of a Tokyo subway like gas attack in the USA.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2019 04:33 PM (ujg0T)
he wasn't in that. I don't know what movie you're thinking of.
Real Genius is the Val Kilmer movie.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:33 PM (OLaIa)
To see what its like when they let him do what he wants, and the story isn't written by the original Fletch author (why on earth??) check out Fletch 2....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:34 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2019 04:34 PM (/rm4P)
What is that actress' name? Super hot.
Madeleine something? Not Stowe.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2019 04:34 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (LL1Be)
https://youtu.be/merSR-CNzRg
Metal Bluegrass from Native Howl
Not super fond of the lead singer but great music
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (39g3+)
"Would you gentlemen like a Pepsi?"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (7s3Gx)
"Mind if I play through? "
Posted by: Deciduous Al Gore - Global Warming fabalist at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Yo! at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (jHngC)
So he's not just 'above it all' and arrogant all the time, which is the really unattractive quality of Chevy Chase.
Plus the writing is good, the supporting casts are good. Jokes are set up and delivered with perfect timing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 04:32 PM (VpIIl)
He's hollywood. He's entitled. Fuck YOU for not liking the real him, don't you know.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)
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Tomás, Ricardo and Humberto?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:36 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2019 04:36 PM (uKdee)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (LL1Be)
She had a good, long run. Can't ask for more, unless you are Christie Brinkley or Linda Evans.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:36 PM (bcbK8)
yes that's it.
She should have gotten more work. Maybe her height kept her out of a lot of roles?
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (786Ro)
Skeet Surfin USA!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af9N7UhTMA8
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:36 PM (F4u7C)
Community, despite all the douchebags involved, for a while there was about as good as anything television has produced in years.
That was because of Chevy Chase, not at all. Who quit because he was a dick to all his costars, who were infinitely funnier and more talented than he.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:36 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:37 PM (39g3+)
it totally sucked. I tried to rewatch that at the same time as Fletch and could not get through it.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:37 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:36 PM (Hx3Yn)
Oh, "Beto" tunnel can use skateboards to move the men from one end to the other!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 11, 2019 04:37 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Jumbo Jim Acosta at January 11, 2019 04:37 PM (Tyii7)
Any gas which does not contain oxygen will fill the lungs and satisfy, yet not be consistent with the continuation of life.
Best 'Zod' imitation.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 04:37 PM (jYje5)
Or smuggle drugs, -it's a bit hazy now.
Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2019 04:38 PM (2Mnv1)
Jill Ireland > Kathy Ireland
Posted by: Captain Obvious
You couldn't possibly be more wrong
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:37 PM (39g3+)
Oh, no, you have a backasswards greater than check condition there.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 11, 2019 04:38 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Hands
that's a good one. I have to admit, when I saw it, I was really BOTHERED that the movie couldn't figure out what time frame it was in, WWII or 60s cold war.
I just couldn't accept that that was part of the joke.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2019 04:34 PM (/rm4P)
.........
Tunnel warming will kill us all.
Posted by: Mexican gophers at January 11, 2019 04:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (786Ro)
"My name is Marcel, but you can call me Phillippe."
And "Fatal Instinct" was a riot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:39 PM (/9p9e)
That's a good way of putting it.
Three Amigos made me cringe every scene, like watching your grandpa and grandma rap or something. It was painful, I can't understand what people liked about it. I liked what it WANTED to be (a Hope/Crosy road movie), but... it almost ever, ever was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:39 PM (39g3+)
"That's because there's a wall."
LOL
I can just hear hms thinking, "Go away, kid. Ya bother me."
Thanks, Joe Mannix
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:39 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 04:39 PM (786Ro)
he wasn't in that. I don't know what movie you're thinking of.
Real Genius is the Val Kilmer movie.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:33 PM (PbpT7)
I'm your Huckleberry...
Posted by: Doc Holliday in Tombstone at January 11, 2019 04:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2019 04:39 PM (/rm4P)
Open Borders = Open Airports. Let's see how far the beautiful people want to take their new religion.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 03:53 PM (2LelM)--------------------------
Open boarders means no Nation State. Wye we could do away with ICE, Border Petrol, Immigration, Customs, the Military, FBI, CIA and all those preening jackasses that inhabit DC.
Just hand the Americas over to the UN, divide the land masses into Administrative Districts, let the UN assign governors. Think how diverse we will be!
Posted by: NOT THAT MICHAEL at January 11, 2019 04:40 PM (pA4nI)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7)
Madoline Smith. And yes. She was stunning.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 11, 2019 04:40 PM (xPJvm)
I can still watch almost anything she was in and enjoy it. Her daughter carried the cute torch forward but at some point got her face rearranged with some botched plastique surgery.
Sadly all the yoga pants sales in the world won't make up for losing her (and her mom's) crooked smile.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 04:40 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:40 PM (39g3+)
Nitrogen it is then. Cheap, and that shit's everywhere...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 11, 2019 04:40 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:40 PM (/9p9e)
Real Genius is the Val Kilmer movie.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:33 PM (PbpT7)
Just a very small part.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 04:40 PM (0/zKO)
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2019 04:40 PM (Pqytn)
............
So for the Mexican tunnels we can bait them with poison Chiclets and pipe in Barbara Streisand music?
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2019 04:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:35 PM (F4u7C)"
He actually has an interesting personal story. He comes from a wealthy family and if you know the name "Crane", you know the story. His father was Princeton educated and I think a publisher or something similar. His mom was a concert pianist and also from an old money I believe. His grandfather served at the Battle of Midway. So if anything, he's just an old rich asshole.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 04:41 PM (VpIIl)
Speaking of the cool 80's era movies, the other day I downloaded The Wraith.
remember THE WRAITH?
Charlie Sheen. Aliens. Hot Rods. And Punks.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:41 PM (OLaIa)
Jim Acosta
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2019 04:22 PM (/rm4P)
This is great stuff!
Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 04:41 PM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2019 04:41 PM (uKdee)
oh yeah.
This is where I always have to say, "Wyatt Earp is deeply underrated and while I love Tombstone as an action movie, Wyatt Earp was more of an epic, a saga."
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:41 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:39 PM (AllCR)
+++++++++++
I appreciate it, Fen - but I didn't do anything. I was trying to *find* a link to the video.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)
We can just retire them all now, and not worry about restoring their paychecks.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 11, 2019 04:41 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2019 04:40 PM (Pqytn)
Kilmer was damn good in a very underrated/under-appreciated film noir called "Salton Sea."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:42 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2019 04:40 PM (Pqytn)
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And "Spartan".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)
And I gave you one.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:42 PM (F4u7C)
That's a good way of putting it.
Three Amigos made me cringe every scene, like watching your grandpa and grandma rap or something. It was painful, I can't understand what people liked about it. I liked what it WANTED to be (a Hope/Crosy road movie), but... it almost ever, ever was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:39 PM (39g3+)
Oh my friend...oh, oh, oh...
Them overplaying their hand and getting fired by Harry Flugelman
Steve Martin trying 'bird calls' in a vain attempt to make the other two look up.
'My Little Buttercup' song
'Infamous is when you're more than famous'
Little Neddy Knickers
El Guapo, every scene he's in
Jefe, what is a plethora?
The fast draw contest.
Steve Martin chained to a wall.
'Sew granny, sew like the wind!'
So, so much to love...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:42 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)
Huge crush on her in Fletch, and one of those girls I always remembered. She was great in a small tragic role in Tombstone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)
it could be Who's Harry Crumb?
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:36 PM
Harry: I am Dejour Deliosch.
Receptionist: Could you spell that for me?
Harry: I don't think so.
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 04:42 PM (786Ro)
Well, somebody asked you for it, and you didn't say "Go look yourself!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2019 04:41 PM (uKdee)
Galaxy Quest > 90% of movies.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (0/zKO)
Nitrogen is far more abundant, and plants need it.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (jHngC)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (bcbK8)
That was because of Chevy Chase, not at all. Who quit because he was a dick to all his costars, who were infinitely funnier and more talented than he.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:36 PM (cY3LT) "
I thought Pierce was a solid character, if at times a bit too predictable (get it he's old so he's racist and sexist). Certainly not as funny as Abed or Troy or The Dean or Chang.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Hx3Yn)
I was just going to say Spartan.
That may be one of the bleakest, most nihilistic movies I've ever seen.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (2LelM)
He said a impenetrable system is impossible, the point is to increase the time needed so they get noticed.
Posted by: Miklos, with afternoon java at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (zCyNd)
Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (0/zKO)
"John Cocktoast'n" and "fetzer valves."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (/9p9e)
(Mexican kids just look at him, having no fucking idea who Lilian GIsh is)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)
Good grief; TGIF.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)
Fast hands, though. In Heat and Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang you can see some serious gun handling skill.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:42 PM (F4u7C)
+++++++++
Which I missed. Thank you.
Reading! How does it work?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (2LelM)
THIS.
Excellent movie. The Coen Brothers are my pick for best American directors of the past 20 or so years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (/9p9e)
If we don't build walls, they won't build tunnels, and all these evils will stay safely buried!
Posted by: Texas SJW at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (37IEG)
Yeah I watched all of Wyatt Earp and its really good but should have been a miniseries or something. Its almost painfully long. The story is great and well told, but since its biographical there's no real story arc to it. Just events.
And Val Kilmer may be a pain in the ass but he's great in everything I've ever seen him in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (39g3+)
Good grief; TGIF.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (AllCR)
It's ok. I just took it as being slighted. Again. As usual.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (F4u7C)
SCTV still cracks me up. The skit with Al Jolson dreaming to become a cantor -- hilarious.
Or shit like this with Perry Como:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqwHMiJdIqU
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (OLaIa)
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That's a good way of putting it.
Three Amigos made me cringe every scene, like watching your grandpa and grandma rap or something. It was painful, I can't understand what people liked about it. I liked what it WANTED to be (a Hope/Crosy road movie), but... it almost ever, ever was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:39 PM (39g3+)
There are several of those guys, SNL alum, who other comedians swear are the funniest people ever. Marty Short, Spade, even Rob Schneider.
Never really translated into their performances, on SNL or in movies. I'm not sure why. If the venues were never quite right or what. Kevin Nealon is another one.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Hx3Yn)
I was just going to say Spartan.
That may be one of the bleakest, most nihilistic movies I've ever seen.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (GbPPJ)
See: Every David Mamet work...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK8)
Life is so unfair. Daddy got me a new Mustang... it was awesome! Then I called Donnie dumb in gym class, so he left a poop in the back seat at lunchtime. Soooo gross!!
I told my mom on him. But when his dad came over to talk about it with her, Donnie just bought my Mustang from MY dad!!!
Oooooh, I hate him SO much!
Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (5mGLC)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (uKdee)
If we don't build walls, they won't build tunnels, and all these evils will stay safely buried!
Posted by: Texas SJW at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++++
I hope the knuckle-draggers at CNN don't read AoS. If they do, this'll be on the Chyron tonight.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM (I2dne)
Like Caddyshack. 2 guys who are drop dead funny, another guy (Ted Knight) who made his part a lot more hilarious than it had any right to be, and one guy - Chevy Chase - who was *supposed* to be funny and didn't have a single funny line or scene in the entire movie. Anybody could have played his part, and most would have done it better.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (GbPPJ)
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David Mamet may have been going through a bad period when he wrote it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:26 PM (/9p9e)
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And advice on how to blow up gopher holes.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2019 04:27 PM (U5tDi)
Based largely on Chevy Chase movies.
Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM (Q7mSB)
Do not tarry in the Mines of Mexico...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM (7s3Gx)
I just brought this up with someone two hours ago. I was making the point that the nihilstic movies about intelligence operators that I used to think were absurd I now realize are about 85, 90% true.
that and the Le Femme Nikita remake, Point of No Return. Terrible movie, but it portrays DC as basically a third-world capital where assassins can operate freely and without consequence, because everyone just gets paid to keep it quiet.
Not a good movie, a bad one in fact, but I remember being impressed by the matter-of-fact style of bleak nihilism.
I was naive enough to have thought these were silly fantasies when I was younger.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (2LelM)
THIS.
Excellent movie. The Coen Brothers are my pick for best American directors of the past 20 or so years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (/9p9e)
Agreed. Just be ready for mostly 'down' endings to the stories.
And for Tom Waits to be awesome because of course he is.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)
See: Every David Mamet work...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK
Mamet's great and I support him more than ever since he's now a conservative and perhaps blackballed in Hollywood and the theatre.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:47 PM (/9p9e)
If I've ever slighted you, it was unintentional.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:47 PM (AllCR)
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State and Main is just flat out funny.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:47 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 04:47 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Top Gun, you H8TRZ!!!!!
Posted by: Shemp Smith, Andi Sullivan, and Ampersand Cooper at January 11, 2019 04:47 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (2LelM)
Oooh, googling this, sounds really good.
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 04:48 PM (q177U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 04:47 PM (AllCR)
No no. Not you personally.
Just an overall.....the royal "we" as it were.
Or, a freudian slip, maybe.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:48 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2019 04:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:48 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:44 PM (2LelM)
Is it better than The Ballad of Buckethead?
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:48 PM (F4u7C)
German for nitrogen is literally "choke stuff". I believe it doesn't trigger the panic that CO2 does, so very dangerous stuff
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 04:49 PM (jHngC)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2019 04:49 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK
State and Main is just flat out funny.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:47 PM (GbPPJ)
It is....and it also has at the core an actor who gets caught having sex with an underage girl so...very true to life.
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Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 04:49 PM (0/zKO)
Mrs. Dean Wormer...kicking off her heels wasn't even in the script. Jon Landis later added the sound of the glass breaking after the second shoe! Always cracks me up.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 11, 2019 04:49 PM (t2P6q)
That was because of Chevy Chase, not at all. Who quit because he was a dick to all his costars, who were infinitely funnier and more talented than he.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:36 PM (cY3LT) "
I thought Pierce was a solid character, if at times a bit too predictable (get it he's old so he's racist and sexist). Certainly not as funny as Abed or Troy or The Dean or Chang.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)
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I always thought Pierce was a better character in earlier episodes. Yes, he was racist and sexist (because, old), but he didn't seem to be doing it to be mean. To him, that's just how the world was. And he seemed to care about his friend.
Later on, he just became an ass.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 11, 2019 04:49 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM (786Ro)
I thought that was Dirk Diggler (Marky Mark and the Fuckme Bunch).
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:49 PM (F4u7C)
Why don't I know about this?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:48 PM (LX21o)
Do you have Netflix?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK8)
There was a looser kind of arc to it. After the death of his wife, Earp becomes self-pitying, nihilistic, and criminal. Then he becomes a lawman but remains nihilistic and thuggish. Over the years he gains more of the morals he once had had, especially after he met the actress character.
It's a loose redemption story. the anecdote at the end about him staring down an armed man to spare a man from a lynching sort of points up that along with the bad stuff, he did some good stuff too.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:50 PM (PbpT7)
Now I like Martin Short, and especially David Spade. (he was great in "Just Shoot Me"). I think the problem was that there weren't any current film writers who were able to come up with scripts that could take advantage of what they could do. At least none that had the ability to get a studio to back them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 04:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)
That's why Spartan is so bleak. It's just all so matter of fact. It's not flashy and look at how terrible this is and there's no grand reveal and justice prevailing at the end.
Just calm, matter of fact ruthlessness.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:50 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:50 PM (Hx3Yn)
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Every episode is 45 minutes of recap with 15 minutes of drilling with nothing to show for it. Great show.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:50 PM (2LelM)
I had no idea that's who it was. I think I was just so overwhelmed by the scenery I wasn't really paying attention to him. Great job though.
I loved Ballad, its only kinda weak segment was the wagon train one which was basically a super long setup to a single punchline which wasn't very well done in my opinion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:50 PM (39g3+)
See: Every David Mamet work...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK
Mamet's great and I support him more than ever since he's now a conservative and perhaps blackballed in Hollywood and the theatre.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:47 PM (/9p9e)
He's a master.
I have his books on writing and drama as well. The guy knows his theory and his craft.
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:45 PM (39g3+) "
You're just gonna act like I don't exist, huh?
Posted by: Batman Forever at January 11, 2019 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)
It's fucking POETRY. The kind of poetry that makes her panties drop.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:28 PM (F4u7C)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t6ENu1Bj3w
Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 04:51 PM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 04:51 PM (OLaIa)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 04:51 PM (0/zKO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)
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So get him half a 28 year old.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:52 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)
That's why Spartan is so bleak. It's just all so matter of fact. It's not flashy and look at how terrible this is and there's no grand reveal and justice prevailing at the end.
Just calm, matter of fact ruthlessness.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:50 PM (GbPPJ)
And the way other Delta Force members will stab you in the back....THAT was eye opening. Especially when I read a few other non-fiction books by former operators.
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No, I cancelled in the Obama Payoffs.
But I bet I can rip them out of a free trial long enough to watch the movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:52 PM (LX21o)
Just calm, matter of fact ruthlessness.
...
right, no one ever says "We can't do this! Think of what we're becoming!"
They all just accept it as SOP. It's normal. It's not even worth commenting on.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 04:52 PM (PbpT7)
I thought Pierce was a solid character, if at times a bit too predictable (get it he's old so he's racist and sexist). Certainly not as funny as Abed or Troy or The Dean or Chang.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)
He was an adequate part of an ensemble cast. No more essential than Yvette Nicole Brown or Gillian Jacobs, but light years behind Pudi, McHale (who is fine as the lead, but still sorta meh), Glover, Rash, Jeong.
And nobody better ever say anything bad about Alison Brie or I will hunt you down and kill your dog.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM (786Ro)
Yes, that was "Wonderland". And he did it well. Based upon what people are saying here, perhaps this is because he really *didn't* have to act all that much.
I thought that was Dirk Diggler (Marky Mark and the Fuckme Bunch).
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:49 PM (F4u7C)
"Boogie Nights". A fictionalized, but effective, retelling of the porn industry of the 1970s and 1980s. I liked how it certainly removed any and all glamour and revealed the characters as mostly desperate, lost, and pathetic people.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Batman Forever at January 11, 2019 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)
I'm sorry, but what they've turned the Batman character into fucked anyone of any chance of being "good" in that role.
You just have to have a deep, whispering monotone voice and walk around like you've got a steel rod shoved up your ass.
No talent necessary.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (F4u7C)
I will always remember one of your favorite movies.
Frailty
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (0/zKO)
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Not "Revenge of the Space Pandas".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:50 PM (Hx3Yn)
Just looking for the edge cases, eh?
Fine. You got me.
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I have his books on writing and drama as well. The guy knows his theory and his craft.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:51 PM (bcbK
Same here. I rely on him as well as Goldman, McKee, Alexander Mackendrick and a few others for my scripts.
Mamet is not into all the Stanislavsky garbage either.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (KP5rU)
Yeah that's true. And it was very dark, which is surprising given the content and Costner who usually does hopeful if troubled stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2019 04:54 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (cY3LT)
+++++++++
Her?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:54 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Nosferatu at January 11, 2019 04:54 PM (ghzHY)
I was wondering how come he wasn't put in more movies. that would explain it: same reason Chase isn't. because nobody wants to work with a d bag.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM (uKdee)
>>Why don't I know about this?
It's surprising how many movies he's been in. When I think actor Tom Waits does not rocket to the top of my mind but he's been in a lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 04:51 PM (0/zKO)
Never saw 8MM. LLV was just horrendously depressing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM (/9p9e)
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the real tragedy is these undocumented new americans is that their actions may tend to confirm right wing talking points and may, in some flights of fancy, support what the evil donald trump says.
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Ballad of Buster Hymen?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM (EMrMF)
Should we be worried?
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Uggh - speaking of AOC, she has just managed to single-handedly ruin the Watchmen and Rorshach for me.
She just used the " I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!" quote in a tweet.
Posted by: theATL at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM (yFgwo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (KP5rU)
Auto Trader!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2019 04:54 PM (90T4r)
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We're on a press thread, so it's very fitting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM (I2dne)
He wasn't bad in the role, it was just a horrible, horrible film.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM (39g3+)
https://tinyurl.com/y9c27t42
This needs to be looked into, Democrats tryingto nationalize their election fraud
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: CNN at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (gC2IV)
That may be one of the bleakest, most nihilistic movies I've ever seen.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:43 PM (GbPPJ)
I didn't find it bleak or nihilistic, at all. It was about corrupt and self-serving politicians ... sure, but there was nothing bleak or nihilistic about the work that the operatives were doing. Quite the opposite - is the point of the movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (U96rM)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (VpIIl)
Should we be worried?
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Don Lemon will tell you when to panic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (Ovk9K)
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Skin Tags always remind me of Wilkes Barre, PA. Had a food server with full skin tags ask for my order and all I could think was why did this guy think food service was his future. Still scares me to this day.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (2LelM)
So a nature documentary.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 04:46 PM
"Wonderland".
Posted by: beavis at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (LkFnL)
Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (RuIsu)
She took her shirt off in Glow. That's a good thing, you may leave my dog alone.
Also, I don't really know what Glow is but they are spectacular.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Ballad of Buster Hymen?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM (EMrMF)
Your father worked with Buster Hymen, your father respected Buster Hymen, but your father never trusted Buster Hymen!
- - Frankie Five Angels
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:57 PM (/9p9e)
Probably only knows it third hand from some crappy TV show, not the original. Such a great scene. And she certainly doesn't know that the guy who said it is an Ayn Rand objectivist archetype.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: otho at January 11, 2019 04:57 PM (LkFnL)
You just have to have a deep, whispering monotone voice and walk around like you've got a steel rod shoved up your ass.
No talent necessary."
Best Batman is Lego Batman!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 04:57 PM (Kpl3J)
I have his books on writing and drama as well. The guy knows his theory and his craft.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 04:51 PM (bcbK
Same here. I rely on him as well as Goldman, McKee, Alexander Mackendrick and a few others for my scripts.
Mamet is not into all the Stanislavsky garbage either.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (/9p9e)
Nope.
Have you read Donald Maas? His book on writing might be my favorite, even though he's an agent.
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Posted by: Rick Lagina at January 11, 2019 04:57 PM (v0R5T)
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Also horribly depressing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (Hx3Yn)
At least they give you a little cinema revenge satisfaction.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 04:57 PM (0/zKO)
It's surprising how many movies he's been in. When I think actor Tom Waits does not rocket to the top of my mind but he's been in a lot.
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Yeah, I try to keep up but I'll admit I've slacked off in the last ten years or so since having kids.
He's always been top five on my list of people I tend to like most everything they do.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 04:57 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2019 04:58 PM (Pqytn)
Frailty
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (0/zKO)
Oh yes, Fraility is wonderful. Bill Paxton directed that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 11, 2019 04:58 PM (GbPPJ)
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Also horribly depressing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (Hx3Yn)
It's just a shitty knock-off of Hard Core, with George C. Scott.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 04:59 PM (U96rM)
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Also horribly depressing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 04:56 PM (Hx3Yn)
It's just a shitty knock-off of Hard Core, with George C. Scott.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 04:59 PM (U96rM)
Yeah, pretty much. It's about chasing a snuff film but it 'Hollywoods' it up too much to really be gritty and good.
On the other hand...it's NOT 'A Serbian Film', so it has that going for it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 05:00 PM (bcbK8)
Speaking of nihilistic, I'm listening to this song from 'Rent' titled 'No Day but Today' and it's gotta be the poster child for nihilism.
♫There's only Now
There's Only Here
Give in To Love
Or live in Fear
No Other Path
No Other Way
No Day But Today ♫
Helluva musical arrangement, but I feel sorry for those people who engage in such a lifestyle.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 05:00 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 04:59 PM (U96rM)
What can I say, I liked it.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 05:00 PM (0/zKO)
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Also horribly depressing.
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not really. it's much too silly to take seriously. It's one of those movies that promises they'll show you The Dark Side but it's so contrived and stylized and rendered Hollywood safe that you feel like you're on The Dark Side ride at Universal Tours.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:00 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)
True! Lego Robin is also best Robin. Or at least one of the best. They make him silly and childish while also making him, well, kind of super-skilled.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:02 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 11, 2019 05:02 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:02 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2019 05:03 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:03 PM (PbpT7)
Never saw 8MM. LLV was just horrendously depressing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 04:55 PM
Au contraire. Every time I go into the local Pennsylvania 'Wine and Spirits' store and don't fill up the shopping cart like Nicholas Cage in the opening moments of 'Leaving Las Vegas' I feel uplifted.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 05:03 PM (jYje5)
Wyatt Earp was not an angel and he was not a bad guy. The Wyatt Earp movie tries very hard to give him a character arc it doesn't need to. The movie Tombstone does more than well enough without fictionalizing Earp (though Tombstone does slant some facts, it slants surprisingly few and none about Earp himself)
Wyatt Earp was a hard man living in a hard time. Opening up the West was no job for the weak and the soft. To deal with former confederates, wild men, indians and drunk cowboys uncountable, you had to be hard as an oak tree and have all your bark still on.
That was Wyatt Earp. He was a gambler, a pimp, a lawman, a philanderer and a land speculator. He lived a big life and made it out alive. He killed armed men eyeball to eyeball and did it without getting a scratch on him.
You don't need to fictionalize his life. The reality was large enough.
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Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2019 04:53 PM (cY3LT)
+++++++++
Her?
i think you might be confusing Allison Brie for the NPC Block of Wood Bree Larson.
Allison Brie is a tight little unit.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:05 PM (PbpT7)
Videodrome is problematic. It has Debbie Harry's boobies. But James Woods gets to enjoy them.
I know he's one of us and he's an excellent actor and all of that but he's just creepy and he doesn't deserve Debbie Harry's boobies. I do.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 05:05 PM (fuK7c)
I assumed the horse-thieving/drunk sequence was real. No?
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 11, 2019 05:06 PM (Ndje9)
And a visit from President Trump!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 11, 2019 05:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2019 05:07 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Johnny O'clock at January 11, 2019 05:10 PM (KdryZ)
I assumed the horse-thieving/drunk sequence was real. No?
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:06 PM (PbpT7)
The overall consensus was that Earp was not a horse thief. Of course, there's a lot of back and forth about his life and he had an interest in the legend himself, once he was working with Hollywood.
But there was a lot of dirty pool back then and false accusations were pretty common, especially when politics were involved. Earp was a Republican in areas where Democrats often dominated local politics.
The more things change...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)
During the interview she was asked about her voice and said she took voice lessons to change her voice.
"When I tried to order pizza the person on the phone would ask to speak to my mom".
Of course what impressed me most was that a super model would eat pizza.
Posted by: Big V at January 11, 2019 05:11 PM (sN665)
i just tried to watch Videodrome again but my fucking cable is always shitting the bed so I can't tell you if it's worth rewatching.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:02 PM
You have to 'play the game' with these fvckers. Go online to their website. Navigate through a ton of menus to get to 'Cancel Account'. Play the game a few more minutes. Tell them just how thoroughly they suck, invoking images of lemons and Led Zeppelin. Click a few more times to confirm.
Finally, finally, they'll suggest, "How about a free month while we figure out the issue?"
My experience? They figure out the issue in a week.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 05:12 PM (jYje5)
well given a lot of people say he was also a pimp, I'll take "Horse Thief" as a stand in for "Any disreputable actions he may have committed."
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:13 PM (PbpT7)
eh, there's a problem in the wall. I don't know if it's my landlord of the cable company that is responsible for fixing it. It's not the cable that's the problem, per se, but a faulty connection into/inside of the wall. When it rains, which is always, it goes shitty.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:14 PM (PbpT7)
well given a lot of people say he was also a pimp, I'll take "Horse Thief" as a stand in for "Any disreputable actions he may have committed."
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:13 PM (PbpT7)
Fair enough.
Though stealing a horse was akin to murder, back in the day. A horse was your livelihood, maybe your life if you live in arid regions. It's why horse thieves often just got hanged when caught.
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Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:16 PM (PbpT7)
It's not a great part of any of the movies.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:17 PM (PbpT7)
When it rains, which is always, it goes shitty.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:14 PM
Oh, ok. Comcast - 1950's technology. They have some dude in India who will send a charge through the line to make the moisture go away. But then it comes back. So you have to call him again. And again.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 05:18 PM (jYje5)
One of the best and most unexpected twists in a Hollywood movie ever.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK8)
It's one of my favorite Nick Cage movies.
Great tense set pieces with scumbags.
It stays true to its story arc - a rarity from Hollywood.
But, what I love the most is that "The Machine", the big bad snuff-murdering monster,
is just this big, dumb fuck.
Just like he would be in real life. (same thing I liked about Season One of "True Detective")
Check out "8 mm" if you haven't seen it.
It's actually pretty great.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2019 05:19 PM (9X624)
It's not a great part of any of the movies.
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2019 05:17 PM (PbpT7)
Yeah, he did provide protection and obviously didn't mind what she did for a living, even profited from it.
AND he dropped her when he met a better, hotter deal. (Actress, so still a hooker...)
On the other hand: he stayed with girlfriend #1 for years, long enough to be more or less common law husband to her. He wasn't running a string of girls. And once he did find the love of his life, he stuck with her til the day he died.
People are complicated. Wyatt Earp, maybe more than most.
See also: Bat Masterson, who also was ran pretty wild and worked for a while as a rough lawman but eventually settled down and died an old man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 05:23 PM (bcbK8)
Rain in the connections takes the signal strength down a couple. Then it goes to the nearest person, who is fine, but they take a couple db away, then the next person does the same. If you're at the end of the line, tough shit. I *was* the person at the end of the line. I told them to eat shit and die when they wouldn't do anything about the issue.
Not many options to get them to fix the issue, which involves rain proofing the connections. Or having some dude in India on speed dial.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 05:27 PM (jYje5)
How the hell America got Trump?
I've read to much history and listened too much music to believe this is
happ'n stanse!?
Posted by: floppy w at January 11, 2019 10:27 PM (8xtON)
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