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[Fake News Retraction]: Dwayne Johnson Slams the "Snowflake Generation" For Whining, Moaning, and Looking for a Reason to be Offended About Everything

Apparently this story is just made up. Apologies. I actually had suspicions about this story but I ignored them.

Maybe people are finally sick of our Nazi-narc kinder.

He said: "I don't have to agree with what somebody thinks, who they vote for, what they voted for, what they think, but I will back their right to say or believe it.

"That’s democracy.

"So many good people fought for freedom and equality - but this generation are looking for a reason to be offended.


"If you are not agreeing with them then they are offended - and that is not what so many great men and women fought for."

The superstar thinks that while the world has become a more tolerant and better place, whining snowflakes are draining positive change through their constant moaning.

"We thankfully now live in a world that has progressed over the last 30 or 40 years," said the 46-year-old beefcake.

"People can be who they want, be with who they want, and live how they want.

"That can only be a good thing -- but generation snowflake or, whatever you want to call them, are actually putting us backwards."

I guess someone doesn't want to host the Oscars.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:23 PM




Comments

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1 Can you smell what the Rock is cooking??!!

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 01:20 PM (q177U)

2 Fresh!

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 01:20 PM (ffYR/)

3 third.

Posted by: LASue at January 11, 2019 01:20 PM (XROPS)

4
Wasn't he the Dems great non-white hope to run against Trump?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2019 01:21 PM (/9p9e)

5 Blasphemy !!!

Posted by: The Left at January 11, 2019 01:21 PM (Izjjo)

6 It's almost as if there's an entire series of generations who have completely forgotten what the hell "good faith" even is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 01:21 PM (Ct55T)

7 Apology in 3..2...1...

Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 01:21 PM (LL1Be)

8 That stoopid CNN "rebuttal" was a 25 megakohner.

Posted by: LASue at January 11, 2019 01:21 PM (XROPS)

9
Can you smell what the Rock is cooking??!!

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 01:20 PM


I've read that he little more then fish.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 01:21 PM (jYje5)

10 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at January 11, 2019 01:22 PM (1XAal)

11 Finally. The Rock... is back at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 11, 2019 01:22 PM (3sOO0)

12 Good for him!
He's a very upbeat, can-do guy, and does great social media.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 01:22 PM (W+vEI)

13 He got gainz!

Posted by: Yo! at January 11, 2019 01:22 PM (1XAal)

14 Screw the Rock. He said if he was in the NFL he would take a knee with his teammates.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 01:22 PM (2DOZq)

15 Word was that someone was angling to get The Rock to run as a Dem.

Still might happen but not in 2020.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:22 PM (bcbK8)

16 The world has "progressed" in the last 30-40 from treating mental illness to celebrating it and encouraging it...

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2019 01:22 PM (BXMxN)

17 Dang, he's already ready to retire?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 01:22 PM (LX21o)

18 Hmmm, I thought he was a Democrat potential nominee. Maybe he's going for the "moderate" slot.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 11, 2019 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

19 Good job, Dwayne "The Rock" "The Tooth Fairy" Johnson. Don't know if he's a conservative or not, but he doesn't appear to be a cultural leftist. Good for him.

The acceptance speech that the dude from Guardians of the Galaxy gave at some young people's choice award ceremony was also quite good, and gives me some hope that, politics aside, cultural non-leftists may be able to overcome the Hollywood Cultural Suicide Machine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 01:23 PM (I2dne)

20 Isn't he pretty left wing too?

Notice that it's the dudes that are coming out against this. Liberal men are realizing that their politics isn't going to stop the mob from coming for them any more and are trying to press the breaks on the SJW bus. Too bad the breakline has already been cut.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2019 01:23 PM (KUaJL)

21 Cold as smoke in Fargo

Posted by: Yo! at January 11, 2019 01:23 PM (1XAal)

22 I do like The Rock, though. He's affable, hell of a work ethic, can do comedy.

Can't fake romance in movies, though. Rumor has him down with the 'D', FWIW.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:23 PM (bcbK8)

23 He may never work again.

Which is ok, I saw "Skyscraper". and "Rampage", and "Scorpion King", and "Jumanji".

To be fair, "Jumanji" was entertaining.

Posted by: nip at January 11, 2019 01:23 PM (DfGpI)

24 This message is on point for his tv show, I think, so this won't ruin his career.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 01:23 PM (W+vEI)

25 Prepping for a Presidential run?

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 11, 2019 01:24 PM (LZxM6)

26 In Princeton this weekend, a small group of 'Its OK to be White' dudes say they will have an assembly.

Social media and all the local town papers are lit AF about counter protests and Hate has no Home here slogans.

I'm pretty sure the white guys are just takin the piss to own the libs on this.

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2019 01:24 PM (Izjjo)

27 He will be boycotted and his new show will be banned to the trash heap of this fucked up society they've created.

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 01:24 PM (F4u7C)

28

Fertility rates are at their lowest, ultimately meaning Americans aren't making enough babies for the population to replace itself, according to a new government report released Thursday.

The U.S. marked its seventh years in a row of declining fertility rates in 2017, which dropped to 1,765.5 births per 1,000 women, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (aKsyK)

29 Can't fake romance in movies, though. Rumor has him down with the 'D', FWIW.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:23 PM (bcbK

I believe you're thinking of Vin Diesel.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (2DOZq)

30 I do like The Rock, though. He's affable, hell of a work ethic, can do comedy.

Can't fake romance in movies, though. Rumor has him down with the 'D', FWIW.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles

He killed in Get Shorty.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (LZxM6)

31 I guess someone doesn't want to host the Oscars.
---
I think someone wants to run for President as an alleged moderate democrat.

Posted by: Methos at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (kOpft)

32 Flash fact: Rock used to have really bad gynecomastia. But he got the surgery. The bros here will understand that's a side effect of being on a really androgenic stack.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (q177U)

33 Chique....see my reply in the last thread he h1bs. Didn't mean to offend.


As for The Rock...meh. his hbo show Ballers became SJW central the last 2 seasons. Full on BLM shit with a heavy dose of "racist old men trying to keep POCs down" nonsense.

Can't have it both ways dude.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (x5fVa)

34 The hell with the Rock. Friggin' leftist stooge.

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (gmo/4)

35 28 This too is the fault of Trump.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (BXMxN)

36 >> Prepping for a Presidential run?



Defending his friend, Kevin Hart.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (W+vEI)

37 TRRRRIIIIIGGGGGERRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

Posted by: Raging Bitch @ Mizzou at January 11, 2019 01:26 PM (F4u7C)

38 30 I do like The Rock, though. He's affable, hell of a work ethic, can do comedy.

Can't fake romance in movies, though. Rumor has him down with the 'D', FWIW.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles

He killed in Get Shorty.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (LZxM6)

============

Be Cool sucked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 11, 2019 01:26 PM (XSSCs)

39 The Rock was twitter bombed by the SJW for daring to play the lead in the movie about the Legend of John Henry. Not black enough.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 01:26 PM (2DOZq)

40 I don't think it's a particular generation at fault here. Sure, some (many) millennials are whiny little bitches, but Gen X and Boomers all pull the same bullshit.

Posted by: Xander Crews at January 11, 2019 01:26 PM (miXS6)

41 "gynecomastia"

I would not have had to look up "bitch tits". Just sayin.

Posted by: nip at January 11, 2019 01:26 PM (DfGpI)

42 I have no illusions that The Rock is conservative, but he did achieve the American dream, and I think he appreciates that.

(Nepotism may have helped him get his foot in the pro wrestling door - his extended family is the Anoa'i clan, and they have about 25 pro wrestlers in their midst - but it didn't make him a movie star worth hundreds of millions. That took natural charisma and hard work.)

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:27 PM (oZ6kz)

43 Notice that it's the dudes that are coming out against this. Liberal men are realizing that their politics isn't going to stop the mob from coming for them any more and are trying to press the breaks on the SJW bus. Too bad the breakline has already been cut.

Well stated.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 01:27 PM (q177U)

44 Good for him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 11, 2019 01:27 PM (hLRSq)

45 Well, some snowflake and Zish is gonna be bothered, offended, and triggered.

Lighten up, Francis.... Enjoy the soy chai latte...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt. Attendant, Starboard Side at January 11, 2019 01:27 PM (67aEn)

46 32
Flash fact: Rock used to have really bad gynecomastia. But he got the
surgery. The bros here will understand that's a side effect of being on a
really androgenic stack.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (q177U)


Word!

Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 11, 2019 01:27 PM (ymnmz)

47 The young female officer who was shot in Davis CA seems like a brave and beautiful lady.

http://tinyurl.com/y74ctcfz


They have not released info on the shooter...
I wonder will it be a 'diverse' young lad who was seeking a better life in El Norte ?

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2019 01:27 PM (Izjjo)

48 He sounds like a normal human being.

What is he doing in Hollywood?

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2019 01:27 PM (kfj5i)

49 Isn't he a game show host now?

Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2019 01:28 PM (cxHbL)

50 29 Can't fake romance in movies, though. Rumor has him down with the 'D', FWIW.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:23 PM (bcbK

I believe you're thinking of Vin Diesel.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (2DOZq)

Both, not that I care much.

If they are gay, they're quiet about it. I can respect that.

I kinda love Vin Diesel as being a D&D geek and cartoon fan long before he made it as an actor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:28 PM (bcbK8)

51 His politics are more to the left, that is true but on a personal note, he is a very nice guy. He has done a lot for the local special olympics group (that my daughter is part of - so I am somewhat biased) and he is quite normal when you meet him.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2019 01:28 PM (a0IVu)

52 "Flash fact: Rock used to have really bad gynecomastia. But he got the surgery. The bros here will understand that's a side effect of being on a really androgenic stack.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (q177U) "

It's funny because even though he was always a user, he usually stayed pretty proportionate looking while he was still wrestling. Once he quit and went Hollywood, he bulked up to insane levels.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:29 PM (oZ6kz)

53 They have not released info on the shooter...
I wonder will it be a 'diverse' young lad who was seeking a better life in El Norte ?
Posted by: McCool


If it had been a cracker, it'd be running 24/7.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 01:29 PM (EMrMF)

54 47 The young female officer who was shot in Davis CA seems like a brave and beautiful lady.

http://tinyurl.com/y74ctcfz


They have not released info on the shooter...
I wonder will it be a 'diverse' young lad who was seeking a better life in El Norte ?
Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2019 01:27 PM (Izjjo)

Shooter offed himself later, according to the story. Interesting that they're not releasing an ID.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 11, 2019 01:29 PM (RD7QR)

55 He sounds like a normal human being.

What is he doing in Hollywood?
Posted by: rd at January 11, 2019 01:27 PM (kfj5i)

He's their Samoan-Negro-White token flavor of the month. A lot of people outside of Hollyweird seem to like him.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 11, 2019 01:29 PM (3sjI6)

56 Definitely running for President. He has way more working class appeal than Joe Biden, and he knows it. If the left flank of the Dem party is a red ocean, why not enjoy the empty space to the right? As a minority, he has quite a few rebuttals to white cultural revolutionaries.

The only flaws are that his long WWE career will be tied back to Trump and the McMahons, while as a man he's vulnerable to MeToo bullshit. Otherwise... well, he'd be a good choice for the Dems.

Posted by: trev006 at January 11, 2019 01:29 PM (9vRlA)

57
... said the 46-year-old beefcake.


/rollseyes


Posted by: Fake News at January 11, 2019 01:29 PM (QSO6M)

58 The hell with the Rock. Friggin' leftist stooge.
Yeah.
Another chapter in "What If OBarky Was Still President?".

He probably thinks Rawshit Tlaib's MFKR comment about Trump makes her a courageous non-snowflake.


Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (LL1Be)

59 I kinda love Vin Diesel as being a D&D geek and cartoon fan long before he made it as an actor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:28 PM (bcbK
++++++++++
Plus his signature mumble-growl. "Groot" in Guardians of the Galaxy was basically a tailor-made role for him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (I2dne)

60 "They have not released info on the shooter...
I wonder will it be a 'diverse' young lad who was seeking a better life in El Norte ?"

WELL, you gotta know, it has to be massaged and tailored to ease the visuals. But, Photoshop can only do so much...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt. Attendant, Starboard Side at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (67aEn)

61 Steroids were legal till 1990

Posted by: Yo! at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (1XAal)

62 You might recall that on the Toxic Masculinity stories, they always seem to use a photo of him to make the point. He's not liking that very much.

Posted by: Orson at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (JziR9)

63 19 ...
The acceptance speech that the dude from Guardians of the Galaxy gave at some young people's choice award ceremony was also quite good, and gives me some hope that, politics aside, cultural non-leftists may be able to overcome the Hollywood Cultural Suicide Machine.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 01:23 PM (I2dne)

Ah yes, Chris Pratt is Quality.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (bcbK8)

64 51

Sorry it doesn't work like that. You can't be a raging leftist, all woke and shit, the complain about woke people being woke.

It's great that he does charity. And he may well be a nice guy. But he's still a hypocrite.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (x5fVa)

65 Captain Obvious

Posted by: Caliban at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (QE8X6)

66 Speaking of snowflakes, I am getting a good amount of global warming to plow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (r+sAi)

67
...said the 46-year-old beefcake.


This is puke-inducing.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (QSO6M)

68

THE ROCK IS A WHITE MAN WITH A TAN, HE WILL BE EXTERMINATED. HE MAY DELAY THIS BY CARRYING MY LIFE SUPPORT CHAIRPOD BUT WHEN HE IS LESS USEFUL HE WILL BE EXTERMINATED!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 11, 2019 01:31 PM (n2qRY)

69 Ah yes, Chris Pratt is Quality.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (bcbK
++++++++++
That's the name. Thanks, Mark.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 01:31 PM (I2dne)

70 It's great that he does charity. And he may well be a nice guy. But he's still a hypocrite.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (x5fVa)

I don't think he is a raging leftist.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2019 01:31 PM (a0IVu)

71 >>...said the 46-year-old beefcake.


What kind of Steroids do you use to bake a Beef Cake?

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 01:32 PM (/hNtH)

72 "Well, this guy used to give me A Rock -- but now he's ickey." -- Obligatory Shep

Posted by: ShainS at January 11, 2019 01:32 PM (nG1rJ)

73 don't think he is a raging leftist.
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2019 01:31 PM (a0IVu)

He's a kneeler supporter which says it all for me.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 01:32 PM (2DOZq)

74 70

Watch 5 mins of his hbo show then get back to me on that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 01:32 PM (x5fVa)

75 >>"We thankfully now live in a world that has progressed over the last 30 or 40 years," said the 46-year-old beefcake.

Whatever.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 01:33 PM (Bdeb0)

76 "I don't think he is a raging leftist.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2019 01:31 PM (a0IVu) "

I don't either - I think he's someone who could see which way the wind is blowing. He did the requisite virtue signalling but he's not a fool and he sees that if you're a man, no matter how woke, they'll eventually turn on you. Especially someone like The Rock with the toxic masculinity of his WWE background and his huge steroid muscles.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:33 PM (oZ6kz)

77 He's a moderate, common sense kneeler supporter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 01:33 PM (LX21o)

78 73 don't think he is a raging leftist.
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2019 01:31 PM (a0IVu)

He's a kneeler supporter which says it all for me.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 01:32 PM (2DOZq)

That is your opinion and you are entitled to it. I have met this guy, talked to him and a raging lefty is not the impression I have of him.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2019 01:33 PM (a0IVu)

79 Most action stars tend to be more conservative, although few of them are truly conservative. They just seem so in contrast to the rest of the radically extreme raving left wingers in Hollywood.

And I don't think the Rock is homosexual. Vin Diesel yes, but not Dwayne.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 01:33 PM (39g3+)

80
Watch 5 mins of his hbo show then get back to me on that.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 01:32 PM (x5fVa)


I think he's trying to play both sides of the fence here. I remember him doing something Anti-Hillary when he was still doing WWE stuff, so he's trying to appease everyone, which will eventually bite him in the ass, I'm sure.

Posted by: Raging Bitch @ Mizzou at January 11, 2019 01:33 PM (F4u7C)

81 13 He got gainz!
Posted by: Yo! at January 11, 2019 01:22 PM (1XAal)

And a micro-penis.... Allegedly.

Posted by: vagina walls at January 11, 2019 01:34 PM (iSh8b)

82 I don't think he is a raging leftist.
---
I guess his PR is working.

Posted by: Methos at January 11, 2019 01:34 PM (kOpft)

83 He spoke at the 2000 Republican convention.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 01:34 PM (x5fVa)

84 ROMNEY/RYAN 2020

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 01:34 PM (LX21o)

85 In a nut shell the biggest difference IMHO between left and right is this. The right is the more tolerant of the two, contrary to the left's self proclamation. The left says it's tolerant. Yes, as long as you think like they do. The biggest difference is that the left demands tolerance but also acceptance. Gay marriage is a good example. I can tolerate it as a constitutional advocate. My faith will never accept it however. Tolerance does not mean acceptance. They demand both, it doesn't work.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (vmAQh)

86 The Rock must have made enough money on those goofy movies he does, cuz he doesn't seem to care about pissing anyone off!

though I have to say his "San Andreas" movie about the Big One was entertaining!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (so+oy)

87 The young female officer who was shot in Davis CA seems like a brave and beautiful lady.

Good Lord. 22 yrs old.
The picture with her dad pinning her badge on is heartbreaking.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (LL1Be)

88 He may not have old tweets but his WWE persona had a lot of gay bashing. I imagine he knows he's vulnerable to the Wokescolds due to that.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (oZ6kz)

89 nah, Johnson is trying to be President.

Johnson is a Barky knob slobber and hates Trumpf. this is The Rock making a clumsy "sister-souljah" move.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (uKdee)

90 If nothing else, the Rock should be firmly on the side of capitalism. And anti-soak the rich.

Posted by: Downcast at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (OZnO0)

91 Well, he seems to have chosen his words carefully so he doesn't offend the easily offended which will offend them no end.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (zmIJL)

92 I'd much rather see Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs run.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (QLvwG)

93 That is your opinion and you are entitled to it. I have met this guy, talked to him and a raging lefty is not the impression I have of him.
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2019 01:33 PM (a0IVu)

I didn't say he was a raging lefty. I said he was a kneeler supporter. That's like being a hard right person who supports partial birth abortion to me. All your Conservative stances mean nothing to me.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (2DOZq)

94 Oh yeah. Look at some of his past statements. He happened to get this right. Some of he others, not so much.

He's also pretty much aligned with the resistance.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (ciY8/)

95 I think the Rock is a Moderate. He's got a mix of beliefs that doesn't put him in the insane Leftist world but doesn't probably put him here in the Horde.

He's pro-hard work and discipline and doesn't seem to want to impose Marxist identity politics on me.

I'll take it.

Not everyone needs to believe what I do. If they treat me with respect, they get respect back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (bcbK8)

96 92
I'd much rather see Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs run.


Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (QLvwG)


Like in a loin cloth?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (ymnmz)

97 Oprah > Rock

Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (LL1Be)

98
62 You might recall that on the Toxic Masculinity stories, they always seem to use a photo of him to make the point. He's not liking that very much.
Posted by: Orson at January 11, 2019 01:30 PM (JziR9)


It is high time that Toxic Femininity be trotted out for public discussion, soysacks' objections notwithstanding.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (d6Zcu)

99 Some people just don't want to be free. Some eople adhere to " freedom for me, but not for thee".
It is just that simple. The numbers of Americans who don't care about freedom keeps increasing.

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (90T4r)

100 Snowflake generation is what results when everyone gets a "participation trophy" and everyone is totally awesome.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (LGXGf)

101 The Snowflake Generation is only doing, acting and saying what they've been taught. Within an education system that has purposefully deprived them of any critical thinking skills. They're trained seals.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (JoUsr)

102 78

If I met Obama for 5 mins and just talked to him about pleasantries, I would say he isn't a leftist either. Lots of people assume nice guy, pleasant to talk to means conservative. It doesn't.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (x5fVa)

103 The young female officer who was shot in Davis CA seems like a brave and beautiful lady.

---

Pretty much has to be a Dreamy Dreamer or Muslim if they're not naming the guy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 01:37 PM (LX21o)

104 The real problem is excessive screwing in Honduras.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 11, 2019 01:10 PM


I am hiding in Honduras. I'm a desperate man,,,,send lawyers guns and money....the shit has hit the fan....

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 01:37 PM (vmAQh)

105 He may not have old tweets but his WWE persona had a lot of gay bashing. I imagine he knows he's vulnerable to the Wokescolds due to that.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (oZ6kz)

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If he's running as a Dem, that will all be memory holed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 01:37 PM (ffYR/)

106 He threw the Under Armor guy under the bus pretty quickly though, didn't he? Am I thinking of someone else?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 11, 2019 01:37 PM (yL25O)

107 By the way. If anything he's an honest guy and stays what he thinks. If he's wrong, and you show him why, he's at least adult enough to debate it.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 01:37 PM (ciY8/)

108 32 Flash fact: Rock used to have really bad gynecomastia. But he got the surgery. The bros here will understand that's a side effect of being on a really androgenic stack.
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (q177U)

He learned his lesson and stuck with HGH.

Posted by: vagina walls at January 11, 2019 01:37 PM (iSh8b)

109 97 Oprah > Rock
Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (LL1Be)

Gah! No, exactly the reverse.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 11, 2019 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

110 >>96 92 I'd much rather see Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs run.

I'd much rather see Zombie Morton Downey Jr. from "The Morton Downey Jr. Show" run.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 01:38 PM (Bdeb0)

111 It's sad I'm just too stupid to pay attention to the damn sock thing.

I should just go away.

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 01:38 PM (F4u7C)

112
ROMNEY/RYAN 2020

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 01:34 PM (LX21o)







The Donks won't nominate two white men on the same ticket ever again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 01:38 PM (veoSD)

113 The Rock must have made enough money on those goofy movies he does, cuz he doesn't seem to care about pissing anyone off!



though I have to say his "San Andreas" movie about the Big One was entertaining!



Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (so+oy)

I totally enjoyed the Baywatch one and him calling the pretty boy lifeguard trainee every boy band name there ever was.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM (QLvwG)

114 107 By the way. If anything he's an honest guy and stays what he thinks. If he's wrong, and you show him why, he's at least adult enough to debate it.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 01:37 PM (ciY8/)

Yup.

I miss having people you can talk to, instead of the Democrats today where I feel like I need to keep backing away from, with one hand on my gun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM (bcbK8)

115 The real problem is excessive screwing in Honduras.


I think I could get on board with an immigrant visa process that included a televised swimsuit competition.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM (LL1Be)

116 Uh oh! The last thing we need is The Rock's Candy Ass running for political office.

Posted by: Fritz at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM (wxZSX)

117 Well when Great Tits are eating brains, we may be reaching peak snowflake.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM (r+sAi)

118 This kind of reminds me of John Cleese who is terribly upset that England isn't England any longer because of the policies he pushed for and removal of all the things he used to mock.

You got what you wanted, John. Soak in it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)

119 Topic freedom count achieved?
Chinese lunar lander is sending back pictures from either the dark side of the moon or a Hong Kong motion picture studio backlot. Assume it is on the moon how is that signal getting back here? Are there lunar satellites? Or Lagrange point stationary satellites!

Posted by: Downcast at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM (OZnO0)

120 It's kind of pathetic how peeps on the right get excited about shit like this. Yeay. The rock is slightly to the right of Rosie ODonnell and Oprah. He still hates you and everything you believe in. He just doesn't want to send you to the camps....yet.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 01:40 PM (x5fVa)

121 Great Tits are eating brains,


-----
Sounds like an underground comic from the 70s

Posted by: josephistan at January 11, 2019 01:40 PM (7HtZB)

122 Some pretty psychedelic socks on here lately.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 01:40 PM (q177U)

123 In a nut shell the biggest difference IMHO between left and right is this. The right is the more tolerant of the two, contrary to the left's self proclamation. The left says it's tolerant. Yes, as long as you think like they do. The biggest difference is that the left demands tolerance but also acceptance. Gay marriage is a good example. I can tolerate it as a constitutional advocate. My faith will never accept it however. Tolerance does not mean acceptance. They demand both, it doesn't work.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 01:35 PM (vmAQh)
+++++++++++
The Left preached "tolerance" of degeneracy when they *meant* it's embrace. And if you choose not to embrace it, they're awfully intolerant of you and you immediately become a second-class citizen or an outright unperson, depending on your level of fame or influence.

A lot of this "tolerance" stuff happened when I was in school. When speaking with my dad about it, he rejected the premise. He put it as "it doesn't matter if you're tolerant or not. Most people are, and this isn't the point. Today it is about tolerance, because that one is obvious. Tomorrow it will be about acceptance. The next day, it will be about forced integration. The day after that, it will be about subservience to it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 01:40 PM (I2dne)

124 I really don't care a lot about what any actor says about Deep Things.... no matter what side of matters they come down on.... the culture is too celebrity driven...

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2019 01:40 PM (90T4r)

125 "I'll take it.

Not everyone needs to believe what I do. If they treat me with respect, they get respect back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (bcbK "

Exactly. I do have personal red lines - to my knowledge he hasn't crossed any of them publicly. If he starts promoting pro-Palestinian bullshit then he can fuck right off.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:40 PM (oZ6kz)

126 118 This kind of reminds me of John Cleese who is terribly upset that England isn't England any longer because of the policies he pushed for and removal of all the things he used to mock.

You got what you wanted, John. Soak in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)

yeah. Comedy genius, but you can't keep kicking over the apple cart and then complain that you can't find any apples anymore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:40 PM (bcbK8)

127 Rumor has him down with the 'D'
He votes Democrat??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 11, 2019 01:40 PM (Evws/)

128 This kind of reminds me of John Cleese who is terribly upset that England isn't England any longer because of the policies he pushed for and removal of all the things he used to mock.

--

Soon he'll buy a house in North Carolina.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 01:40 PM (LX21o)

129 The Donks won't nominate two white men on the same ticket ever again.

I was stunned when they picked creepy Kaine this last time. Did they figure uber-white bread Hillary was exotic enough already or something??? That she was so fresh and different from a white male that they needed a guy who lives in a van that has "free candy" painted on the side to balance out the ticket??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 01:41 PM (39g3+)

130 >>If he's wrong, and you show him why, he's at least adult enough to debate it. Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2019 01:37 PM (ciY8/)

If he's wrong, and I show him why, I don't expect a debate. You debate when "wrongness" is still in question.

I expect "I am wrong, you are correct, I will kneel."

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 01:41 PM (Bdeb0)

131 119 Topic freedom count achieved?
Chinese lunar lander is sending back pictures from either the dark side of the moon or a Hong Kong motion picture studio backlot. Assume it is on the moon how is that signal getting back here? Are there lunar satellites? Or Lagrange point stationary satellites!
Posted by: Downcast at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM (OZnO0)

Have a small satellite to retransmit the signal. They've done that with Mars rovers too.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 11, 2019 01:41 PM (RD7QR)

132 Chinese lunar lander is sending back pictures from either the dark side of the moon or a Hong Kong motion picture studio backlot.


Is it showing Chinese flags? No American flags, right?

Posted by: Ryan Gosling at January 11, 2019 01:41 PM (786Ro)

133 Oprah > Rock

Posted by: mikeyG
Gah! No, exactly the reverse.


Agree to disagree. *shrug*

He's a flag kneeling race-huckstering Resistance member.

At least Oprah admitted she was a Trump-hating whore.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 01:42 PM (LL1Be)

134
Assume it is on the moon how is that signal getting back here? Are there lunar satellites? Or Lagrange point stationary satellites!

Posted by: Downcast at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM


They put up a satellite.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 01:42 PM (jYje5)

135 Freedom is so edgy now

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2019 01:42 PM (x2otW)

136 >> Rumor has him down with the 'D'


I think that's just from that picture of him wearing a J. Crew Messenger Bag.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 01:42 PM (/hNtH)

137 And a micro-penis.... Allegedly.
Posted by: vagina walls at January 11, 2019 01:34 PM (iSh8b)


Roids were GREAT for things like that.

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 01:42 PM (F4u7C)

138 He got gainz!

Posted by: Yo! at January 11, 2019 01:22 PM (1XAal)

Yeah and he got 'roids too. Lots of 'em. Rampant throughout wrasslin'

Posted by: Timon at January 11, 2019 01:42 PM (dKm4U)

139 "If he's running as a Dem, that will all be memory holed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 01:37 PM (ffYR/) "

I can't imagine he'd be the DNC-approved candidate. They don't memory hole stuff for outsiders that upset the uniparty grift. See: Bernie Sanders and his rape fantasy paper.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:42 PM (oZ6kz)

140 Sounds like an underground comic from the 70s
just the sidebar

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2019 01:42 PM (r+sAi)

141
This kind of reminds me of John Cleese who is terribly upset that England isn't England any longer because of the policies he pushed for and removal of all the things he used to mock.

You got what you wanted, John. Soak in it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)






Even more hypocritical is that during the time that Britain was changing, Cleese wasn't even around to try to stem the tide. He was living in the US, in Montecito, CA.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 01:43 PM (veoSD)

142 If he's running as a Dem, that will all be memory holed.
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 01:37 PM (ffYR/)
++++++++++
Nah, capitalized. He was just pandering to his redneck, trailer-dwelling conservative audience's rampant misogyny and homophobia. He never meant it, it was just a way to gain the popularity critical to his career by being relateable to his troglodyte core demographic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 01:43 PM (I2dne)

143 "Assume it is on the moon how is that signal getting back here? Are there lunar satellites? Or Lagrange point stationary satellites!"

The Chinese ALSO put a relay satellite in orbit around the Moon.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 11, 2019 01:43 PM (u1org)

144 Aunt and uncle lived on an island off Honduras for decades until their plane hit a pig belonging to the village of slave-descendants. They moved to Tegucigalpa for a couple of years, but eventually had to leave or hire armed bodyguards. It's just gotten worse in the decade since then.

Posted by: Downcast at January 11, 2019 01:43 PM (OZnO0)

145 Meh, I don't care when Liberal Actors speak...

I also don't care about what less Liberal Actors say.

Posted by: Don Q at January 11, 2019 01:43 PM (NgKpN)

146 Great Tits are eating brains,


-----
Sounds like an underground comic from the 70s
Posted by: josephistan at January 11, 2019 01:40 PM



A movie co-directed by Russ Meyer and George Romero.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 01:43 PM (786Ro)

147

THE ROCK IS A USEFUL IDIOT WANKER. WHEN I AM DONE WITH HIM I WILL EXTERMINATE HIM BY SODOMIZING HIS BOOTY HOLE WITH MY TOILET PLUNGER SHAPED BLASTER!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 11, 2019 01:44 PM (n2qRY)

148 I saw Duayne Johansson & the Beefcakes close out their farewell tour at the Paradise in '81. That show literally sucked big hairy donkey balls

Posted by: The Winning at January 11, 2019 01:44 PM (Jn9bh)

149 137 And a micro-penis.... Allegedly.
Posted by: vagina walls at January 11, 2019 01:34 PM (iSh8b)

Roids were GREAT for things like that.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 01:42 PM (F4u7C)

Don't get me started.

At least most of the damage reverses when we guys stop taking them. Women stay fucked even after they stop taking the needle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:44 PM (bcbK8)

150 You got what you wanted, John. Soak in it.


This ^^

Rock was an Oblama-slurping sycophant who supported an administration that intentional and with malice, actively fucked up my country and my countrymen for 8 years.

Go fuck yourself, Dwayne.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 11, 2019 01:44 PM (LL1Be)

151 Aunt and uncle lived on an island off Honduras for decades until their plane hit a pig belonging to the village of slave-descendants.

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I dare anyone to find a better sentence than that on the internet today.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 01:44 PM (LX21o)

152 Ace could have written a great script for the Rock

Posted by: No at January 11, 2019 01:45 PM (hmphF)

153 Don't get me started.

At least most of the damage reverses when we guys stop taking them. Women stay fucked even after they stop taking the needle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:44 PM (bcbK


Further proving the difference between man and woman and that women should stop wanting to be men.

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 01:45 PM (F4u7C)

154 143 "Assume it is on the moon how is that signal getting back here? Are there lunar satellites? Or Lagrange point stationary satellites!"

The Chinese ALSO put a relay satellite in orbit around the Moon.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 11, 2019 01:43 PM (u1org)



We need somewhere to send 200 million single Men!

Posted by: Chinese Politbureu at January 11, 2019 01:45 PM (NgKpN)

155 "People can be who they want, be with who they want, and live how they want."


Umm ..... WTF? Hello, dim actor type, but tell that to oh, I dunno, all kinds of people, from parents whose kids are at the mercy of public school systems with their degraded content, or innumerable entrepreneurs and workers whose livelihoods are destroyed/blocked by fake "environmental" nonsense, to everyone denied freedom of association these last 30/40 years, culminating in things like destruction of the Boy Scouts, and persecution of small businesses in any number of idiotic, hate-filled jihads by friends of yours.


And that's just a partial list.


Sorry, ace, this idiot is part of the problem, in his ignorance and privilege.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (QDnY+)

156 Oh, man. Anybody remember the Super Bowl halftime match between the Rock and Mankind?

Posted by: Brewdog at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (oNFAg)

157 I was stunned when they picked creepy Kaine this
last time. Did they figure uber-white bread Hillary was exotic enough
already or something??? That she was so fresh and different from a
white male that they needed a guy who lives in a van that has "free
candy" painted on the side to balance out the ticket??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 01:41 PM (39g3+)

+++
Very strange, indeed. Never knew exactly what they were aiming for with that weird pick.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (Kcf2u)

158 A movie co-directed by Russ Meyer and George Romero.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 01:43 PM (786Ro)

That would be . . . friggin awesome!!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (QLvwG)

159 Chinese lunar lander is sending back pictures from either the dark side
of the moon or a Hong Kong motion picture studio backlot. Assume it is
on the moon how is that signal getting back here? Are there lunar
satellites? Or Lagrange point stationary satellites!
---
I let them borrow my antenna

Posted by: Sentinel Prime at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (kOpft)

160 >>>Is it showing Chinese flags? No American flags, right?

Posted by: Ryan Gosling at January 11, 2019 01:41 PM (786Ro) <<<



Don't be silly. The American flag is on Mars.

Posted by: Sheila Jackass Lee at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (rqHtf)

161 OT - but has someone hacked google? Their doodle is honoring Earl Scruggs, a known straight white male.

Posted by: josephistan at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (7HtZB)

162
We need somewhere to send 200 million single Men!

Yes, please!

Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (LL1Be)

163
Posted by: No at January 11, 2019 01:45 PM (hmphF)


Get back under the stairs.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (utLqf)

164 154 143 "Assume it is on the moon how is that signal getting back here? Are there lunar satellites? Or Lagrange point stationary satellites!"

The Chinese ALSO put a relay satellite in orbit around the Moon.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 11, 2019 01:43 PM (u1org)



We need somewhere to send 200 million single Men!
Posted by: Chinese Politbureu at January 11, 2019 01:45 PM (NgKpN)

That would be a hell of a sausage party until the oxygen in the dome runs out.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (RD7QR)

165 George "The Animal" Steele > The Rock

Boy, I'm getting pretty old.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (786Ro)

166 Further proving the difference between man and woman and that women should stop wanting to be men.

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 01:45 PM (F4u7C)

They can want all they want. Its the trying that's the problem.

Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (h5Df3)

167 He's ghey as George Takei, people.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (hjaPQ)

168 >> Aunt and uncle lived on an island off Honduras for decades until their plane hit a pig belonging to the village of slave-descendants.


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Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (/hNtH)

169 If I met Obama for 5 mins and just talked to him about pleasantries, I would say he isn't a leftist either. Lots of people assume nice guy, pleasant to talk to means conservative. It doesn't.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 01:36 PM (x5fVa)

Well, without a teleprompter, all you would hear for 5 minutes would be, "Er umm, I think...., bpppttthhh, hope and change, like...no scandals, umm, umm, orange man bad."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (3sjI6)

170 Just can't get excited about the Rock no matter what he has to say.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (Kcf2u)

171 153 Don't get me started.

At least most of the damage reverses when we guys stop taking them. Women stay fucked even after they stop taking the needle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:44 PM (bcbK

Further proving the difference between man and woman and that women should stop wanting to be men.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 01:45 PM (F4u7C)

Yup, men are men, women are women. If both would not want to be the other, I'd be happy.

I really, really do like fit hotties, though. So women don't have have to lay around eating candy all day. Just....don't go for bulk and 2% body fat...

IFBB Bikini division FTW

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (bcbK8)

172 >>156 Oh, man. Anybody remember the Super Bowl halftime match between the Rock and Mankind? Posted by: Brewdog at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (oNFAg)

Recaptured in cinema by Jennifer Connelly and a no-name in the sweaty last five minutes of "Requiem For A Dream."

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (Bdeb0)

173 Posted by: No at January 11, 2019 01:45 PM (hmphF)

---

That's a great hash.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (LX21o)

174 Roids shrink your balls, not your junk.

Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 01:48 PM (q177U)

175 It's so easy now to find out who you're talking to. I used to have to throw global warming or taxes into conversation and it was complicated.

Now all I have to do is drop in an innocuous reference to Trump (for example "Man I wish I only had to sleep a couple hours a day, like Trump" ).

Their reaction lets me know if they're worth continuing to talk to and/or if I should get the hell away.

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2019 01:48 PM (x2otW)

176 161 OT - but has someone hacked google? Their doodle is honoring Earl Scruggs, a known straight white male.
Posted by: josephistan at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (7HtZB)

He's no Buster Scruggs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:48 PM (bcbK8)

177 Ahh yes. There's a leader...NOT.

Posted by: Muns at January 11, 2019 01:49 PM (eN9Lr)

178 Couple years ago some friends invited me to go hear Cleese, he was doing some sort of speaking tour. Nah, bros. Didn't say why, said I had a conflict. Cannot un-know or disconnect these people from the damage they do and the idiocy they abet, whatever their unrelated accomplishments or attractions.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2019 01:49 PM (QDnY+)

179
And a micro-penis.... Allegedly.
Posted by: vagina walls at January 11, 2019 01:34 PM (iSh8b)

Roids were GREAT for things like that.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 01:42 PM (F4u7C)







Funny thing, I just KNEW that Rafael Palmiero was 'roided up (long before he got busted). Because he was all over TV as a pitchman for Viagra.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 01:49 PM (veoSD)

180 This kind of reminds me of John Cleese who is terribly upset that England isn't England any longer because of the policies he pushed for and removal of all the things he used to mock.
--
Soon he'll buy a house in North Carolina.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 01:40 PM (LX21o)

Marry his 4th wife and lose most of his wealth when she takes him down.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (3sjI6)

181 We need somewhere to send 200 million single Men!
Posted by: Chinese Politbureu at January 11, 2019 01:45 PM



How do you say "Merry Christmas, boys!" in Chinese? Asking for a friend who is making a video.

Posted by: Kevin Spacy at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (786Ro)

182 129 The Donks won't nominate two white men on the same ticket ever again.

I was stunned when they picked creepy Kaine this last time. Did they figure uber-white bread Hillary was exotic enough already or something??? That she was so fresh and different from a white male that they needed a guy who lives in a van that has "free candy" painted on the side to balance out the ticket??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 01:41 PM (39g3+)

===========

I'm fairly certain that VP picks mean just about nothing to vote totals.

I did a quick statistical analysis of VP picks compared to vote totals in their home states across years and found no relationship.

It's a limited analysis in a couple of ways, but it does seem to point to the idea that VP's don't inspire votes any way shape or form. Now, if a party were to nominate someone like a serial killer, that might change.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (XSSCs)

183 Chinese lunar lander is sending back pictures from either the dark side
of the moon or a Hong Kong motion picture studio backlot. Assume it is
on the moon how is that signal getting back here? Are there lunar
satellites? Or Lagrange point stationary satellites!

The giveaway was the placard showing General Tso's chicken for $7.99

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (vmAQh)

184 @129 I was stunned when they picked creepy Kaine this last time. Did they figure uber-white bread Hillary was exotic enough already or something???

Kaine was an attempt to duplicate Obama-Biden, a veep who has paper qualifications, but no national following to speak of, so there's no talk of flipping the ticket.

In hindsight, of course, a poor choice. Kaine is an uninspiring speaker with a weaselly resting bitch face.

But, yeah, that was the last all-white Dem ticket.

Posted by: Brewdog at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (oNFAg)

185 172 >>156 Oh, man. Anybody remember the Super Bowl halftime match between the Rock and Mankind? Posted by: Brewdog at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (oNFAg)

Recaptured in cinema by Jennifer Connelly and a no-name in the sweaty last five minutes of "Requiem For A Dream."
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 01:47 PM (Bdeb0)

Mankind went ass to ass?

Man, wrestling got weird ever since Golddust...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (bcbK8)

186 >>(for example "Man I wish I only had to sleep a couple hours a day, like Trump" )

The bait-and-switch: You horn in on a Trump bash with this: "I'm pissed, too. Really pissed! No matter what, I've got to wait two fucking years to vote for the sonofabitch again!"

Then begins the face-eating part of the cocktail party.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (Bdeb0)

187 "Oh, man. Anybody remember the Super Bowl halftime match between the Rock and Mankind?

Posted by: Brewdog at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (oNFAg) "

Sure do! Man, WWE was amazing from 98 to 02. Too bad Vince bought out all his competition and let it stagnate.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)

188 ha ha Toure gets metooed.
link to Breitbart
https://tinyurl.com/ydfthth9

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2019 01:51 PM (r+sAi)

189 Jus t think the soon to be Ex Mrs. Bezos just became the most sought after woman on the planet.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 01:51 PM (vmAQh)

190 >>Mankind went ass to ass?
Man, wrestling got weird ever since Golddust...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (bcbK

Yes. I don't know. Whatever. Steroids, wrestlers, scowling, "heels" and "faces," double-dongs. It all seems of a piece.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)

191 Alec Baldwin has played numerous roles as a patriotic American.... just one example of why play actors are to be discounted.... they will say and do anything, in character.... or out.....

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2019 01:52 PM (90T4r)

192
True or False?

Liberace was part of a Wrestlemania event?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 01:52 PM (utLqf)

193 118 This kind of reminds me of John Cleese who is terribly upset that England isn't England any longer because of the policies he pushed for and removal of all the things he used to mock.

You got what you wanted, John. Soak in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)

I'll agree to an extent and had the same thoughts on many occasions. But...

While Cleese is no conservative he is no progressive either (nor was Python in general). And Monty Python was never SJW.

England was every bit the socialist craphole in the 1960s/early 70s. If anything it is more successful and capitalist today (thanks Maggie). When he made fun of the establishment it tended to be focused on the class system and elitist, inflexible, incompetent bureaucracy. Twit of the Year would work just as easily today by making the bureaucrats EU functionaries.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 01:52 PM (jdGlx)

194 "Man, wrestling got weird ever since Golddust...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (bcbK "

I've heard Dustin is a pretty down to Earth guy, which just makes the Goldust persona even funnier.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:53 PM (oZ6kz)

195 Now, if a party were to nominate someone like a serial killer, that might change.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM



Arkancide? What the hell is "Arkancide"?

Posted by: Bill and Hillary at January 11, 2019 01:53 PM (786Ro)

196 LOL.
Late to the thread, but comment #1 was precisely what I was thinking.
Horde-mind, indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 11, 2019 01:53 PM (8iiMU)

197 Obama wouldn't chat with a peon unless he needed a vote.Arrogant fuck.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2019 01:53 PM (BXMxN)

198 >>England was every bit the socialist craphole in the 1960s/early 70s. Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 01:52 PM (jdGlx)

Enoch Powell knew this to be the case, may he rest in peace.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 01:53 PM (Bdeb0)

199 True or False?

Liberace was part of a Wrestlemania event?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 01:52

I don't even want to look that up nohomo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 01:53 PM (vmAQh)

200 The snowflake generation ate your children
Thanks bigly for that load

Posted by: No at January 11, 2019 01:53 PM (hmphF)

201

I trimmed my dick off twice, and it's still too short!

Posted by: Jimmy Accoster at January 11, 2019 01:53 PM (n2qRY)

202 "True or False?

Liberace was part of a Wrestlemania event?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 01:52 PM (utLqf) "

He did a dance with the Rockettes. It's in like every "Wrestlemania History" montage.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (oZ6kz)

203 187 "Oh, man. Anybody remember the Super Bowl halftime match between the Rock and Mankind?

Posted by: Brewdog at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (oNFAg) "

Sure do! Man, WWE was amazing from 98 to 02. Too bad Vince bought out all his competition and let it stagnate.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)

Wrestling was never the same for me after the end of the Cold War.

Posted by: josephistan at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (7HtZB)

204 "I guess someone doesn't want to host the Oscars."
Or do a tranny to keep his career.

Posted by: Ripley at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (MxEKc)

205 194 "Man, wrestling got weird ever since Golddust...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (bcbK "

I've heard Dustin is a pretty down to Earth guy, which just makes the Goldust persona even funnier.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:53 PM (oZ6kz)

Yeah, Dustin is very cool, very chill, very straight.

Golddust is hilarious, esp back in the Attitude Era.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (bcbK8)

206 Very strange, indeed. Never knew exactly what they were aiming for with that weird pick.


Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (Kcf2u)


They wanted someone who would make Hillary, in comparison, look human-ish.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

207 Jus t think the soon to be Ex Mrs. Bezos just became the most sought after woman on the planet.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 01:51 PM (vmAQh)

---------------

Probably, but the ironclad prenups may be problematic.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (ffYR/)

208
182 129 The Donks won't nominate two white men on the same ticket ever again.

I was stunned when they picked creepy Kaine this last time. Did they figure uber-white bread Hillary was exotic enough already or something??? That she was so fresh and different from a white male that they needed a guy who lives in a van that has "free candy" painted on the side to balance out the ticket??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 01:41 PM (39g3+)

===========

I'm fairly certain that VP picks mean just about nothing to vote totals.

I did a quick statistical analysis of VP picks compared to vote totals in their home states across years and found no relationship.

It's a limited analysis in a couple of ways, but it does seem to point to the idea that VP's don't inspire votes any way shape or form. Now, if a party were to nominate someone like a serial killer, that might change.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (XSSCs)







I've got to be a little less subtle. That "Donks won't nominate two white men" comment was in response to the ROMNEY/RYAN 2020 thing.

I'm totally failing if I have to explain a joke. *sigh*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (veoSD)

209 189 Jus t think the soon to be Ex Mrs. Bezos just became the most sought after woman on the planet.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 01:51 PM (vmAQh)

And isn't bad looking either. Paolos of the world, go into "Hunt" mode!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 11, 2019 01:55 PM (RD7QR)

210 Even if the ex Mrs. Bezos doesn't do butt stuff, it's o.k.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 01:55 PM (vmAQh)

211
Mr T wrestled who in a Wrestlemania event?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 01:55 PM (utLqf)

212 The Rock better watch out or I'll kick his pansy ass.

Posted by: RBG at January 11, 2019 01:55 PM (m075u)

213 208
I've got to be a little less subtle. That "Donks won't nominate two white men" comment was in response to the ROMNEY/RYAN 2020 thing.

I'm totally failing if I have to explain a joke. *sigh*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (veoSD)

===========

I...wasn't talking to you?

The conversation moved on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 11, 2019 01:55 PM (XSSCs)

214 201

I trimmed my dick off twice, and it's still too short!
Posted by: Jimmy Accoster at January 11, 2019 01:53 PM (n2qRY)

Jim, that's a skin tag.

You're doing Transitioning wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:55 PM (bcbK8)

215 >>> Jus t think the soon to be Ex Mrs. Bezos just became the most sought after woman on the planet.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 01:51 PM (vmAQh) <<<



Can I get me a marriage license here?

Posted by: John "Gigolo" Kerry at January 11, 2019 01:55 PM (rqHtf)

216
Is 'No' on MUMR auto-replace comment mode?

Either that or it has achieved peak stupid and inanity.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 01:55 PM (jYje5)

217
Wrestling was never the same for me after the end of the Cold War.

Posted by: josephistan at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (7HtZB)


Just like the Olympics

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 11, 2019 01:56 PM (TAmPV)

218 England was every bit the socialist craphole in the
1960s/early 70s. If anything it is more successful and capitalist today
(thanks Maggie). When he made fun of the establishment it tended to be
focused on the class system and elitist, inflexible, incompetent
bureaucracy. Twit of the Year would work just as easily today by making
the bureaucrats EU functionaries.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 01:52 PM (jdGlx)

Very woody!

'England is a fag country!' - Archie Bunker

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 01:56 PM (QLvwG)

219 Hillary picked "whatshisface" because he was head of the DNC when she lost to Obama and she got to stick in her stooge (Wassernman Shultz)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2019 01:56 PM (1ISKN)

220
They wanted someone who would make Hillary, in comparison, look human-ish.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

+++
The chose a younger, creepier, goofier (didn't think one existed) Biden.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2019 01:56 PM (Kcf2u)

221 I'm still holding out hope that that RBG retirement rumor is more than a rumor....

There's still time!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 11, 2019 01:56 PM (XSSCs)

222 176 161 OT - but has someone hacked google? Their doodle is honoring Earl Scruggs, a known straight white male.
Posted by: josephistan at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (7HtZB)

He's no Buster Scruggs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:48 PM (bcbK

Who's no Buster Keaton.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

223 Man, Mika Brzezinski sucks. Saw her tirade on why the networks shouldn't cover the president's oval address earlier in the week. These people. Oy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)

224 Mr. T and Hulk Hogan wrestled Rowdy Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorff at WM I.

And "boxed" Piper at WM II.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (oZ6kz)

225 222 176 161 OT - but has someone hacked google? Their doodle is honoring Earl Scruggs, a known straight white male.
Posted by: josephistan at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (7HtZB)

He's no Buster Scruggs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:48 PM (bcbK

Who's no Buster Keaton.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

Who's no Batman

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK8)

226 Roids shrink your balls, not your junk.
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 01:48 PM (q177U)

Just ask a female bodybuilder to show you her clitoris. After she rips your arm out of it's socket, she just might oblige. Then she'll sodomize you with it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (3sjI6)

227 I'm totally failing if I have to explain a joke. *sigh*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM



THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BEN ROETHLISBERGER SUCCESSFULLY EXPLAINS JOKES ALL THE TIME

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (786Ro)

228
I...wasn't talking to you?

The conversation moved on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 11, 2019 01:55 PM (XSSCs)






Oh yeah? Well poo to you with nobs on!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 01:58 PM (veoSD)

229 >>Now, if a party were to nominate someone like a serial killer, that might change. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (XSSCs)

Dahmer 2020: Make America Trepanned Sex-Zombie Gay Slaves Again.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)

230 Yeah, but The Rock disappointed me by joining the hate whitey crowd. If I still paid to see movies, which I don't, he's on the list of movies I won't pay for.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2019 01:58 PM (4cK+y)

231 "I guess someone doesn't want to host the Oscars."
Or do a tranny to keep his career.


Blue-on-blue is good, though. He's pushing back more than the GOPe does.

Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 01:58 PM (++ggZ)

232
"True or False?

Liberace was part of a Wrestlemania event?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 01:52 PM (utLqf) "
He was the timekeeper at the 1st wrestlemania.

Posted by: Timon at January 11, 2019 01:58 PM (dKm4U)

233 Baldilocks had a great point on her blog recently about tribalism and team players. She said that it was the same kind of mindset which drove blacks to vote for and mindlessly support Obama (like the Rock, who at least in part identifies as black) and NeverTrumpers who hate Trump. Its tribal, its people who are stuck in the idea of "my team" rather than truth and reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)

234 OT - but has someone hacked google? Their doodle is honoring Earl Scruggs, a known straight white male.
Posted by: josephistan at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (7HtZB)

He's no Buster Scruggs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:48 PM (bcbK

Who's no Buster Keaton.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

Who's no Batman

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK



Who's no Batboy.

Posted by: The Midnight Globe at January 11, 2019 01:59 PM (4cK+y)

235 "Yeah, Dustin is very cool, very chill, very straight.

Golddust is hilarious, esp back in the Attitude Era.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (bcbK "

He used to fuck Terri Boatwright (Marlena) too, lucky bastard.

Cody's married to a pretty hot black chick, though.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 01:59 PM (oZ6kz)

236 Man, Mika Brzezinski sucks.


She does? What have I been missing?

Posted by: Joe Scarbourogh at January 11, 2019 01:59 PM (786Ro)

237 The only really good wrestling was local wrestling. They just don't make'm like Tojo Yamamoto any more.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 11, 2019 01:59 PM (hjaPQ)

238 236 Man, Mika Brzezinski sucks.


She does? What have I been missing?
Posted by: Joe Scarbourogh at January 11, 2019 01:59 PM (786Ro)

Your long-dead pet intern?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (bcbK8)

239 I'm still holding out hope that that RBG retirement rumor is more than a rumor....

There's still time!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 11, 2019 01:56 PM (XSSCs)

---------------

There is. After all, Friday evenings are the infamous info dump times. This one would be far too big to hide or even tone down though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (ffYR/)

240
Apology tour starting in 3...2...1...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (1hM1d)

241
Man, Mika Brzezinski sucks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)









Put it to you this way, my truck's trailer hitch doesn't have a speck of chrome on it anymore, IYKNWIM.

Posted by: Murderin' Joe at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (veoSD)

242 YOU GO NOW! YOU BEEN HEAH FO HOWAH!

Posted by: Dark side of the Moon at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (gC2IV)

243 Man, Mika Brzezinski sucks. Saw her tirade on why the networks shouldn't cover the president's oval address earlier in the week. These people. Oy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

Perhaps we can trade CNN for the Topless Albanian News.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (FTlwv)

244 Wrestling? Oh, I suppose next you're going to tell me the Easter Bunny is not real?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (vmAQh)

245 Now there's Mexican wrestling signs all over the place.

I might check it out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (1ISKN)

246 His series, Ballers, was pretty good up until this season. He went full retard, got political, and tanked the show.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (c7pBL)

247 Now, if a party were to nominate someone like a serial killer, that might change.

"Yeah, if that ever happened huh?"
--Kaine, with shifty eyes and flopsweat

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)

248 I'm a Rick Flair kind of guy. The Rock seems wooden.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (2LelM)

249 "I guess someone doesn't want to host the Oscars."

LOL.

Really though, the guy is awesome.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (BD/yx)

250 226 Roids shrink your balls, not your junk.
Posted by: Max Power at January 11, 2019 01:48 PM (q177U)

Just ask a female bodybuilder to show you her clitoris. After she rips your arm out of it's socket, she just might oblige. Then she'll sodomize you with it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (3sjI6)

Go on...

Posted by: Jim Acosta, all aquiver at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

251 Can't fake romance in movies, though. Rumor has him down with the 'D', FWIW.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 01:23 PM (bcbK



I believe you're thinking of Vin Diesel.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 01:25 PM (2DOZq)

Embrace the power of 'and" and most likely with each other...

Posted by: Timon at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (dKm4U)

252 PLZ , ROCK , DONT PLAY INTO TRUMPS HANDS.HE WILL SNAP UR NECK AND LEAV U FOR DEAD HE HAS NO SCRUPLES AND WILL MAKE U LOOK LIKE A STEROID PUMPED FREEK AND HE WILL LOOK LIKE AN ORANGE CHEETO HERO FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY. STOP NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A PENIS

Posted by: CHER at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (LL1Be)

253 I'm still holding out hope that that RBG retirement rumor is more than a rumor....

---

Are there any recent post-surgery photos? You know if she were really taking notes and working they'd release all kinds of photo ops.

Like McCain, they're just trying to figure out how to manage the decline. I doubt she's even breathing on her own without that half a lung.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (LX21o)

254 "Now there's Mexican wrestling signs all over the place.

I might check it out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (1ISKN) "

I only ever checked out a few episodes but Lucha Underground is solid. It's a full on Telenovela, though.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (oZ6kz)

255 'England is a fag country!' - Archie Bunker
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 01:56 PM (QLvwG)

It's been pointed out before. Archie Bunker, a creation designed to move progressive policies forward (that backfired) wouldn't be allowed on the air today even in the context that the character was "fighting the good fight."

Norman Lear is another perfect example for this thread. He has lamented leftist excesses in recent years yet he was a big 70s progressive.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (jdGlx)

256 Saw a soyboy at the store this morning. Skinny jeans, cupcake-colored hair, moved like a fag.

I wept for our species.

Posted by: RBG at January 11, 2019 02:02 PM (m075u)

257
Blue-on-blue is good, though. He's pushing back more than the GOPe does.

Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 01:58 PM


Blue-on-blue is always good. It's actually the best. Let them tear themselves apart while we all watch.

It's like Occasional Cortex. They're gonna ream her ass. I'm going to continue to buy popcorn and enjoy the event.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 02:02 PM (jYje5)

258 >>Now, if a party were to nominate someone like a serial killer, that might change. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 11, 2019 01:50 PM (XSSCs)

Manson's plan for instigating a race war & having his family ruling over the surviving non-whites wasn't too different from the DNC's platform of today.

Posted by: josephistan at January 11, 2019 02:02 PM (7HtZB)

259 I'm still holding out hope that that RBG retirement rumor is more than a rumor...

Even if she tried to retire, we wouldn't hear about it. There is no incentive for the dems to quit manufacturing her vote.

Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 02:02 PM (gfQAD)

260 She does? What have I been missing?
Posted by: Joe Scarbourogh at January 11, 2019 01:59 PM (786Ro)
++++++++
Your nads, probably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 02:02 PM (I2dne)

261 "I'm a Rick Flair kind of guy. The Rock seems wooden.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (2LelM) "

Ric Flair would be a great President - I think in the age of 'toxic masculinity' it may become an issue that he fucked half the Eastern seaboard, though.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (oZ6kz)

262 Thanks bigly for that load

Posted by: No at January 11, 2019 01:53 PM (hmphF)



When I said I wouldn't do that thing in your mouth?

I lied.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (4cK+y)

263 Norman Lear is another perfect example for this thread. He has lamented leftist excesses in recent years yet he was a big 70s progressive.

Yeah the left is forever pushing policies with easily-anticipated consequences they later bemoan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (39g3+)

264 >>I'm a Rick Flair kind of guy.


Not Cuthbert. He's a Mel Gibson guy.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (/hNtH)

265 It's like Occasional Cortex. They're gonna ream her ass. I'm going to continue to buy popcorn and enjoy the event.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 02:02 PM (jYje5)

Literally?

Literally.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (bcbK8)

266 Very strange, indeed. Never knew exactly what they were aiming for with that weird pick.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2019 01:46 PM (Kcf2u)

They wanted someone who would make Hillary, in comparison, look human-ish.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 11, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

Plus, had no ambition to try to embarrass or snuff Cankles. And, as an added bonus, he had all the DC liquor stores on speed dial.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (3sjI6)

267 An expert and a girl explain why shrinking balls is okay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OWaBD9UI9Y

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (utLqf)

268 I'm a Rick Flair kind of guy.


I have a friend who was once airliner seatmates with The Nature Boy.

It was the highlight of his life.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2019 02:04 PM (4cK+y)

269 It's like Occasional Cortex. They're gonna ream her ass.

I think someone much smarter than her- so, really, it could be anyone- is going to point her in a direction and use her. And she'll never be the wiser.

Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 02:04 PM (gfQAD)

270 Like McCain, they're just trying to figure out how to manage the decline. I doubt she's even breathing on her own without that half a lung.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (LX21o)

----------------

She is probably fine breathing on her own, but guarantee you she has to have oxygen assistance, either full mask or in the nostrils.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 02:04 PM (ffYR/)

271 Yeah the left is forever pushing policies with easily-anticipated consequences they later bemoan
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (39g3+)
++++++++++
Some of them are genuinely stupid. Some are appallingly credulous. Some of them are evil machinators.

It is hard to figure out which is which. For their sakes, I hope they are turned back soon or it will become a "let G-d sort it out" scenario.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 02:04 PM (I2dne)

272 That's Nature Boy Ric Flair. WOOOOO!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 02:04 PM (QLvwG)

273 Mean Gene Okerlund just passed. Man Saturday mornings. I tell my kids. Look we didn't have 8 channels devoted to your crap. We had Sat. and Sun mornings. That was it. When the Little Rascals was over it was "Face the Nation" with Charles Kurralt or something. Which when you're 10 years old was the last thing you wanted to see.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 02:04 PM (vmAQh)

274 China is up there stealing moon women.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 11, 2019 02:04 PM (eDxo4)

275 Topless Albanian News.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (FTlwv)

If this does not exist it needs to be created.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 11, 2019 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

276 I think someone much smarter than her- so, really, it could be anyone- is going to point her in a direction and use her. And she'll never be the wiser.

She'll be certain it was all her idea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:05 PM (39g3+)

277
Of Course You'd Rather See A Dick Hanging Lower Than The Balls!

https://youtu.be/7OWaBD9UI9Y?t=53s

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:05 PM (utLqf)

278 Andy Kaufman, "Inter-Gender-Wrestling Champion of the World" was decades before his time.

Today, he'd be a LGBTQWERTY hero.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 02:05 PM (Bdeb0)

279 274 China is up there stealing moon women.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 11, 2019 02:04 PM (eDxo4)

Well Hercules destroyed all their men years ago...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:06 PM (bcbK8)

280 Just ask a female bodybuilder to show you her clitoris. After she rips your arm out of it's socket, she just might oblige. Then she'll sodomize you with it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 11, 2019 01:57 PM (3sjI6)

This would make a great YouTube series.... Asking female athletes if they will show you their clits.

Posted by: vagina walls at January 11, 2019 02:07 PM (iSh8b)

281 261 "I'm a Rick Flair kind of guy. The Rock seems wooden.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 02:01 PM (2LelM) "

Ric Flair would be a great President - I think in the age of 'toxic masculinity' it may become an issue that he fucked half the Eastern seaboard, though.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (oZ6kz)

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for President!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 02:07 PM (NWiLs)

282
268 I'm a Rick Flair kind of guy.


I have a friend who was once airliner seatmates with The Nature Boy.

It was the highlight of his life.
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He was big in NC in the 70s. We'd go to wrestling matches just to watch the corn cobs go crazy. It was a hoot. Rick Flair in his red speedo and blonde hair made all the ladies go crazy. I remember an elderly lady trying to hit one of the evil wrestlers with her fold up chair. This is entertainment, yet no Oscars for wrestlers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 02:07 PM (2LelM)

283 China is up there stealing moon women.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 11, 2019 02:04 PM (eDxo4)
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This is a personal tragedy. NASA has been squirreling away the women who love engineers in a moon-based sorority/harem for their own uses. I have been holding out hope at getting a shot at it, but the Chinese take them all then that hope disappears.

I hope the Space Force can deal with this new menace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 02:07 PM (I2dne)

284 I have a friend who was once airliner seatmates with The Nature Boy.

It was the highlight of his life.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2019 02:04 PM (4cK+y)

That's sad if that was the highlight of his life. Maybe you should change the comment to "It was the highlight of his lowlife."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 11, 2019 02:08 PM (3sjI6)

285 Some of them are genuinely stupid. Some are appallingly credulous. Some of them are evil machinators.

It is hard to figure out which is which. For their sakes, I hope they are turned back soon or it will become a "let G-d sort it out" scenario.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 02:04 PM (I2dne)


I think it's a combination of the "we're smart enough to do it right this time unlike all the other failures" and "when it comes time to load the boxcars I'll surely be a loader not a loadee."

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:08 PM (jdGlx)

286 Topless Albanian News.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 11, 2019 02:00 PM (FTlwv)

If this does not exist it needs to be created.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 11, 2019 02:05 PM

I bet it would make you care about the happenings in Albania! Albania, Albania.....You border on the Adriatic....

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 02:08 PM (vmAQh)

287
Speaking of Chyna...

she made a few sex vids.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:08 PM (utLqf)

288 267 An expert and a girl explain why shrinking balls is okay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OWaBD9UI9Y
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (utLqf)

Damn that guy is roided out.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 11, 2019 02:09 PM (RD7QR)

289 Trivia note: In apex-ish mammals, males with small balls are associated with long term relationships and fidelity. Large balls are associated with indiscriminate mating habits and infidelity.

So ladies, weigh your options carefully.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 02:09 PM (QLvwG)

290 I think it's a combination of the "we're smart enough to do it right this time unlike all the other failures" and "when it comes time to load the boxcars I'll surely be a loader not a loadee."
Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:08 PM (jdGlx)
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Those two fall in to the "evil machinator" category.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 02:09 PM (I2dne)

291 284 Siting next to Flair in character would indeed be a once in a lifetime experience. What a hoot!

Posted by: rammajamma at January 11, 2019 02:09 PM (AjNMO)

292 From what I recall, the Rock was all into Generation Snowflake and the leftists not too long ago. I forget what he said but I remember that it really ticked me off and saying that I wouldn't miss much not seeing any more of his movies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 02:09 PM (U96rM)

293 Vin Diesel and Dwayne were on a set together and had a tiff. probably over the same boy.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2019 02:09 PM (uKdee)

294

267 An expert and a girl explain why shrinking balls is okay:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OWaBD9UI9Y

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (utLqf)



Damn that guy is roided out.

Posted by: joncelli



He roided, HGH'd, and snythol'd himself to death.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:10 PM (utLqf)

295
Damn that guy is roided out.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 11, 2019 02:09 PM (RD7QR)


I was in college and there was this guy that was MASSIVE. He couldn't scratch his own head. He had this hot blonde following him around everywhere doing things for him he couldn't do, such as scratching his head during class.

I felt kinda bad for the guy, but "hot blonde" so.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 02:10 PM (F4u7C)

296

THE ROCK IS A GAY FUCKTARD AND WILL BE USED AND DISPOSED OF. HE WILL BE SENT TO THE MINES WHERE HE WILL BE BEATEN LIKE A MULE BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE WILL BE. WHEN HE ISN'T TAKING BOTH KNEES TO SERVICE THE ACTUAL MULES.

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 11, 2019 02:10 PM (n2qRY)

297 273 Mean Gene Okerlund just passed. Man Saturday mornings. I tell my kids. Look we didn't have 8 channels devoted to your crap. We had Sat. and Sun mornings. That was it. When the Little Rascals was over it was "Face the Nation" with Charles Kurralt or something. Which when you're 10 years old was the last thing you wanted to see.
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You had 8 channels? We had three with a test pattern showing from 11:30 till 0500. Cartoons? We had Clutch Cargo where only the jaws would move. Fuck, you are so fucking soft.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 02:10 PM (2LelM)

298 Actors need an audience.... any audience.

Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2019 02:10 PM (90T4r)

299 I'm skeptical that China made it to the moon, but its not impossible. They DO have good engineers but they also have incredible corruption and people willing to cut any corner possible just so they can slip some more of the budget into their pocket.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:11 PM (39g3+)

300 "He roided, HGH'd, and snythol'd himself to death.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:10 PM (utLqf) "

Is it Rich Pianta or whatever? Yeah he was roided to the fucking gills. Not at all surprised when I heard he dropped dead.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 02:11 PM (oZ6kz)

301 289 Trivia note: In apex-ish mammals, males with small balls are associated with long term relationships and fidelity. Large balls are associated with indiscriminate mating habits and infidelity.

So ladies, weigh your options carefully.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 02:09 PM (QLvwG)

Or they could just have the Irish Curse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK8)

302 Andy Kaufman, "Inter-Gender-Wrestling Champion of the World" was decades before his time.

Today, he'd be a LGBTQWERTY hero.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 02:05 PM

Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, yeah yeah yeah yeah....

Posted by: R.E.M at January 11, 2019 02:11 PM (vmAQh)

303 Look, it's gotta be true that anyone at all might have accidentally supported Hamas at some point. Just because they support you right back doesn't mean you're suddenly a supporter of fascism! So Rick Wilson supporting the Hamas-funding crowd behind the Doha Forum doesn't mean he automatically supports killing Israelis!


Please read my defense of associating with known Jew-hating, terror-funding scumbags! They might be funding me, after.

Posted by: David French, Intern Supervisor at January 11, 2019 02:11 PM (Z216Q)

304 Andy Kaufman, "Inter-Gender-Wrestling Champion of the World" was decades before his time.

Today, he'd be a LGBTQWERTY hero.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 02:05 PM (Bdeb0)


The opposite. He was showing that any out-of-shape guy with no physical abilities could take on any woman, physically.

The LGTBBQEIEIO crowd would have burned him at the stake, which also would have been funny ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 02:11 PM (U96rM)

305 >>When the Little Rascals was over it was "Face the Nation" with Charles Kurralt or something. Which when you're 10 years old was the last thing you wanted to see.


WRONG!

Posted by: John McLaughli at January 11, 2019 02:11 PM (/hNtH)

306
Yep, poor Rich Piana.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:12 PM (utLqf)

307 millenials...bad acne, bad attitudes, and shitty music.

what a concept!

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 11, 2019 02:12 PM (7J5t2)

308 Man Saturday mornings. I tell my kids. Look we didn't have 8 channels devoted to your crap. We had Sat. and Sun mornings. That was it. When the Little Rascals was over it was "Face the Nation" with Charles Kurralt or something. Which when you're 10 years old was the last thing you wanted to see.
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You had 8 channels? We had three with a test pattern showing from 11:30 till 0500. Cartoons? We had Clutch Cargo where only the jaws would move. Fuck, you are so fucking soft.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 02:10 PM (2LelM)

I can't hear you over the sound of the X-Men cartoon theme song.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK8)

309 We had 4 channels, which became 5 after a while when a UHF station showed up and started running R-Rated films uncut late at night.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:12 PM (39g3+)

310 267 An expert and a girl explain why shrinking balls is okay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OWaBD9UI9Y
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:03 PM (utLqf)

Her clit hangs lower than her balls.

Posted by: vagina walls at January 11, 2019 02:12 PM (iSh8b)

311 I really miss Macho Man Randy Savage right now...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK8)

312 Is it Rich Pianta or whatever? Yeah he was roided to the fucking gills. Not at all surprised when I heard he dropped dead.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 02:11 PM (oZ6kz)

"Good morning, goddammit!"

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 02:13 PM (NWiLs)

313 Beefcake of the world unite!!! See, I read the content.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 11, 2019 02:13 PM (7PllL)

314 304 Andy Kaufman, "Inter-Gender-Wrestling Champion of the World" was decades before his time.

Today, he'd be a LGBTQWERTY hero.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 02:05 PM (Bdeb0)

The opposite. He was showing that any out-of-shape guy with no physical abilities could take on any woman, physically.

The LGTBBQEIEIO crowd would have burned him at the stake, which also would have been funny ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 02:11 PM (U96rM)

Which would be unusual for an Andy Kaufman set...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:13 PM (bcbK8)

315 You had 8 channels? We had three with a test pattern showing from 11:30 till 0500. Cartoons? We had Clutch Cargo where only the jaws would move. Fuck, you are so fucking soft.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 02:10 PM


No, you mis read it. We had three channels too. And we had like maybe 4 hours of programming per week other than Sesame Street. I am saying that kids now have like 8 channels just for their crap.

Posted by: R.E.M at January 11, 2019 02:13 PM (vmAQh)

316 I enjoyed Central Intelligence (with Kevin Hart, no less). It's an occasionally painful movie disguised with a whole bunch of stupid low humor. But the guy plays goof-balls. I can really respect that. He's got to be A-list and he seems to be like... hey, that sounds fun... unlike "leading man" sorts that only want to play characters that enhance their images.

As for the Snowflakes... Not black enough for John Henry gets added to the absolute stupidity over Moana, and I get the idea that he was *profoundly* proud of being in that movie. And Maui was designed after his grandfather and then shrieking about how portraying Polynesians as fat was racist and awful?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 11, 2019 02:14 PM (BD/yx)

317 Randy. Savage.

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2019 02:14 PM (gmo/4)

318 The old wrestlers seemed like someone you could have a beer with and go downtown with to beat up fags, err as the saying went.

The new ones seem scary.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2019 02:14 PM (4cK+y)

319 Secular Jews have to be baffled, I mean they couldn't possibly be more left wing and support of leftist causes and yet here again, the left wing is starting to turn against them once more. That's not how its supposed to work!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:14 PM (39g3+)

320 311 I really miss Macho Man Randy Savage right now...
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Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 02:14 PM (NWiLs)

321 Man Saturday mornings. I tell my kids. Look we didn't have 8 channels devoted to your crap. We had Sat. and Sun mornings. That was it. When the Little Rascals was over it was "Face the Nation" with Charles Kurralt or something. Which when you're 10 years old was the last thing you wanted to see.
_________________

When Soul Train came on it was time to head outside and play. And on sunday, all I had to watch was that crappy Jewish kid's show Magic Door. Oy.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:14 PM (jdGlx)

322 I really miss Macho Man Randy Savage right now...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK


Why am I suddenly hungry for a SlimJim? Kroger run!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (QLvwG)

323 We had Clutch Cargo where only the jaws would move. Fuck, you are so fucking soft.
Posted by: Puddin Head


luxury. we had fuckin Jot, the Kaboom of cartoons.

Posted by: x at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (nFwvY)

324 "I really miss Macho Man Randy Savage right now...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK "

I've said it before, but he basically had my dream life, minus the whole car crash and all. Jewish kid from Ohio plays minor league baseball and becomes one of the most famous pro wrestlers ever. And getting to slam Miss Elizabeth, though apparently that was a group activity in the 80's locker rooms.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (oZ6kz)

325 >>When Soul Train came on it was time to head outside and play


Are you kidding? Those women were never wearing bras.

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (/hNtH)

326 Randy. Savage.
Posted by: Archer




Fritz. Von. Erich.

Off. My. Lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (EMrMF)

327 Why am I suddenly hungry for a SlimJim? Kroger run!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (QLvwG)
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Is that like a cannonball run?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (I2dne)

328 I liked Soul Train better than American Bandstand.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (4cK+y)

329 Is it Rich Pianta or whatever? Yeah he was roided to the fucking gills. Not at all surprised when I heard he dropped dead.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 02:11 PM (oZ6kz)


The only time I ever saw that guy was in the movie Generation Iron 2. He was a total freak. But, so were most of them. Way too big. Too freakish.

The funny part was how they said that the women's bodybuilding competition died. No one wanted to watch it. The swimsuit body and toned whatever and other competitions were going gangbusters (no surprise) but no one wanted to see ridiculously muscle-bound "women" prancing stomping around on stage.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (U96rM)

330 >>ich would be unusual for an Andy Kaufman set...
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You know what would be the ballz?

AP: Spoof actor and performance artist Andy Kaufman was reportedly captured by ISIS late yesterday afternoon. A grainy video shows him in an orange jumpsuit defiantly cursing a man with a Bowie knife. Experts have not yet determined Kaufman's fate...

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

331 318 The old wrestlers seemed like someone you could have a beer with and go downtown with to beat up fags, err as the saying went.

The new ones seem scary.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2019 02:14 PM (4cK+y)

I will say that I wouldn't want to see Brock Lesnar in a dark alley. I don't think I have enough gun for that guy, let alone trying to take him empty-hand.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (bcbK8)

332 Man Saturday mornings. I tell my kids. Look we didn't have 8 channels devoted to your crap. We had Sat. and Sun mornings. That was it. When the Little Rascals was over it was "Face the Nation" with Charles Kurralt or something. Which when you're 10 years old was the last thing you wanted to see

"When I was your age, Saturday hadn't even been invented yet!"

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (NWiLs)

333

Looks like I'll be kickin' the Rocks' azz later today...

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (a6fvI)

334 So Dwayne Johnson is a homosexual?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (c7pBL)

335

I AM HERE FOR NEITHER ASS KICKING NOR BUBBLE GUM. I AM HERE TO EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (n2qRY)

336 I liked Soul Train better than American Bandstand.

Until the Disco era, it has better music, that's for sure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)

337 51 His politics are more to the left, that is true but on a personal note, he is a very nice guy. He has done a lot for the local special olympics group (that my daughter is part of - so I am somewhat biased) and he is quite normal when you meet him.
Posted by: IC

He thinks his politics are on the left, but if he really starts thinking about it he'll find he's more to the right than he currently realizes.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (kfcYC)

338 Sunday morning cartoon pickings were slim - Gumby

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (gmo/4)

339 90's folks: Did anyone else try and tune into wrestling pay per view events to see if you could get a vague picture and a little sound?

No chance my mom was spending $60 on that crap.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (wGbBR)

340 The Miss Elizabeth / George The Animal Steele side story was must see TV

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (QLvwG)

341 >>8 I liked Soul Train better than American Bandstand. osted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (4cK+y)

This is correct.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (Bdeb0)

342 335 Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (n2qRY)
++++++++++
So I find it amusing, but one of the jokes here that Pike's chair is like a Dalek?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (I2dne)

343 Which would be unusual for an Andy Kaufman set...

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Ain't that the truth. I still can't figure out how he got any gigs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (U96rM)

344 When the Little Rascals was over it was "Face the Nation" with Charles Kurralt or something. Which when you're 10 years old was the last thing you wanted to see.


WRONG!

Posted by: John McLaughli at January 11, 2019 02:11 PM


I don't remember exactly what was on after Little Rascals on Sun AM. I think it was something with Charles Kurrault. and then in later years Meet the Press or something that, which a 10 year old found as fun as major dental work.

Posted by: R.E.M at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (vmAQh)

345 Topless Albanian News.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


If this does not exist it needs to be created.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


I bet it would make you care about the happenings in Albania! Albania, Albania.....You border on the Adriatic....
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 02:08 PM



Your land is mostly mountainous
And your chief export is chrome

Posted by: Coach Ernie Pantusso at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (786Ro)

346 And on sunday, all I had to watch was that crappy Jewish kid's show Magic Door. Oy.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:14 PM


Davy and Goliath.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (p+Wdc)

347 324 "I really miss Macho Man Randy Savage right now...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK "

I've said it before, but he basically had my dream life, minus the whole car crash and all. Jewish kid from Ohio plays minor league baseball and becomes one of the most famous pro wrestlers ever. And getting to slam Miss Elizabeth, though apparently that was a group activity in the 80's locker rooms.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (oZ6kz)

I'll still take it.

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (bcbK8)

348
Fritz. Von. Erich.

Off. My. Lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (EMrMF)


Just send in the Iron Sheikh to kick EVERYONE'S ass cuz he don't give a shit.

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (F4u7C)

349 When Soul Train came on it was time to head outside and play. And on sunday, all I had to watch was that crappy Jewish kid's show Magic Door. Oy.
Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:14 PM (jdGlx)

---------------

I had forgotten about Soul Train but this is true. About 11:00 Saturday morning and out the door all the kids would go.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (ffYR/)

350 Macho Man Randy Savage was the best!!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 11, 2019 02:18 PM (c7pBL)

351 325 >>When Soul Train came on it was time to head outside and play
Are you kidding? Those women were never wearing bras.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (/hNtH)

Well, at 10 or so it wasn't that much of a draw. A few years later and Soul Train became a bit more interesting.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:18 PM (jdGlx)

352
You had 8 channels? We had three with a test pattern showing from 11:30 till 0500. Cartoons? We had Clutch Cargo where only the jaws would move. Fuck, you are so fucking soft.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 02:10 PM (2LelM)



We had something on a UHF channel called 'Financial Observer' that was nothing but stock tickers for half the day.

Posted by: RBG at January 11, 2019 02:18 PM (m075u)

353 I'm afraid to ask why they call him "The Rock-Johnson".

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 11, 2019 02:18 PM (kfcYC)

354 Oh Davey.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2019 02:18 PM (4cK+y)

355 RBG was ambulatory a couple days ago. She was videoed shuffling and then helped into a car. She is no longer going with the pretense of black hair. It is gray.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2019 02:18 PM (Kcf2u)

356 I had forgotten about Soul Train but this is true. About 11:00 Saturday morning and out the door all the kids would go.
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (ffYR/)
+++++++++++
Your parents came with you to ensure that no one got hurt, right? Or at least kept tabs on you by monitoring your iPhone position?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 02:18 PM (I2dne)

357 We had Clutch Cargo where only the jaws would move. Fuck, you are so fucking soft.

Posted by: Puddin Head





luxury. we had fuckin Jot, the Kaboom of cartoons.

Posted by: x at January 11, 2019 02:15 PM (nFwvY)

AstroBoy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 02:19 PM (QLvwG)

358
When Soul Train came on it was time to head outside and play. And on sunday, all I had to watch was that crappy Jewish kid's show Magic Door. Oy.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:14 PM (jdGlx)


At least you didn't have to suffer through The Lawrence Welk Show.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 11, 2019 02:19 PM (TAmPV)

359 IRON SHEIK WILL FUCK YOUR ASS IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND HUMBLE YOU

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 02:19 PM (oZ6kz)

360 334 So Dwayne Johnson is a homosexual?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (c7pBL)

The gossip sites like to rumor he's at least Bi or more.

Dunno. He's really, really awkward in any scene where he has to relate to women the way a straight guy would. (see Ballers)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:19 PM (bcbK8)

361 Off REM sock!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 02:19 PM (vmAQh)

362 I don't remember exactly what was on after Little Rascals on Sun AM. I think it was something with Charles Kurrault. and then in later years Meet the Press or something that, which a 10 year old found as fun as major dental work.
Posted by: R.E.M

Saturday after Little Rascals when it was raining out or too cold/wet - Leo Dorcey & Huntz Hall, The Bowery Boys.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 02:19 PM (EMrMF)

363 Macho Man Randy Savage was the best!!!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 11, 2019 02:18 PM (c7pBL)


I used to be able to do his voice SPOT ON.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 02:20 PM (F4u7C)

364 I guess someone doesn't want to host the Oscars.

Posted by: Ace of Spades



Catty Ace is best Ace

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2019 02:20 PM (786Ro)

365 Oh Davey.
Posted by: Grump928


Sunday morning before church.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 02:20 PM (EMrMF)

366
Ultimate Warrior was not liked by other wrestlers, or most people.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:20 PM (utLqf)

367 >>Well, at 10 or so it wasn't that much of a draw.


You were a late bloomer, huh?

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 02:20 PM (/hNtH)

368 366
Ultimate Warrior was not liked by other wrestlers, or most people.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:20 PM (utLqf)

Yeah, but he looked cool

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 02:21 PM (bcbK8)

369 Ultimate Warrior was not liked by other wrestlers, or most people.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:20 PM (utLqf)


What about The Dingo Warrior?

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 02:21 PM (F4u7C)

370 Gun grabber ready to grab a gun.

"It seems that we've become a society where criminals and alleged criminals are given an outsized amount of sympathy. Even President Trump just touted his criminal justice reform package. While I don't think the solution is an old-style Dodge City shootout, it's dawned on me that I might need something more than my persuasive personality as protection."

https://bit.ly/2QEgH2n

She begins by attacking moonbat Philly DA Larry Krasner. Meanwhile, Nanzi Pelosi laughs at victims of illegal aliens while severe conservative Ana Navarro files her nails.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2019 02:21 PM (+y/Ru)

371 >> had something on a UHF channel called 'Financial Observer' that was nothing but stock tickers for half the day.
Posted by: RBG at January 11, 2019 02:18 PM (m075u)

We had German TV. Genug.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

372 Your parents came with you to ensure that no one got hurt, right? Or at least kept tabs on you by monitoring your iPhone position?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 02:18 PM (I2dne)

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Even worse, the 60s/70s Moms in the neighborhood, all of whom were authorized to punish you if necessary, kept tabs by ear.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 02:22 PM (ffYR/)

373 Saturday after Little Rascals when it was raining out or too cold/wet - Leo Dorcey & Huntz Hall, The Bowery Boys.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 02:19 PM

Yea I think that was on for a while. Good times! I remember Dad having adjust the "rabbit ears" right there...ok, nobody move....LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 02:22 PM (vmAQh)

374 309 We had 4 channels, which became 5 after a while when a UHF station showed up and started running R-Rated films uncut late at night.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I had two channels and had to wait until 8am or so for the test pattern indian to fk off.

I have friends my age that also had two channels but one of them was all snow all day.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 11, 2019 02:22 PM (kfcYC)

375 Macho Man Randy Savage was the best!!!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 11, 2019 02:18 PM (c7pBL)



I don't even like wrasslin and that dude was hilarious.

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2019 02:23 PM (NLLmE)

376 I wonder what the Undertaker is like when not in character? Is he just as creepy and awful or is he a nice guy?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:23 PM (39g3+)

377 >>Macho Man Randy Savage was the best!!!

>I used to be able to do his voice SPOT ON.....


I worked for a Roofer who was a sitting image of The Macho Man.

I used to love talking to him in the MachoMan Voice, for just about everything.

"Let me tell you somethin' Jack! We're runnin' reeeeal low on shingles up here...Ooooh YEAH!"

Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 02:23 PM (/hNtH)

378 Even worse, the 60s/70s Moms in the neighborhood, all of whom were authorized to punish you if necessary, kept tabs by ear.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Was like being in a prison rec yard. Eyes everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 02:23 PM (EMrMF)

379 Ohhhh Yeahhh!!!

Posted by: Zombie Randy Savage at January 11, 2019 02:23 PM (c7pBL)

380 I think his politics are NPC-obama worshipper combined with a general liberalism.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 11, 2019 02:23 PM (7J5t2)

381 The funny part was how they said that the women's bodybuilding competition died. No one wanted to watch it. The swimsuit body and toned whatever and other competitions were going gangbusters (no surprise) but no one wanted to see ridiculously muscle-bound "women" prancing stomping around on stage.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2019 02:16 PM (U96rM)

While the men were dirt poor, the women were whining that they had to do sexy stuff on the side to make money instead of being dirt poor like the men.

Posted by: vagina walls at January 11, 2019 02:23 PM (iSh8b)

382 blind obama worship

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 11, 2019 02:24 PM (7J5t2)

383 Financial Observer:

https://tinyurl.com/ya8womje

Nothing but stock prices for hour after hour.

Posted by: RBG at January 11, 2019 02:24 PM (m075u)

384 On Sunday we had all of the reruns from the 1930s-40s on WGN. Buck Rogers, Charlie Chan (don't see that much anymore...), Abbott and Costello leading into the Family Classics movie (gain mostly 30s-40s, some 50s). I spent the whole year waiting for the annual rerun of Sink The Bismark.

Another morning gem--- The Cisco Kid is strangely absent from the airways. To be honest it was a bit cringe worthy even to a kid back then.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:24 PM (jdGlx)

385 Sunday was Kung Fu Theater

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 11, 2019 02:24 PM (OOH1c)

386 @358 Flawless Male Logic-So glad my great-grandmother passed before it came out that Lawerence Welk was gay, it would have crushed her.

Posted by: JROD at January 11, 2019 02:24 PM (PZcOv)

387 While the men were dirt poor, the women were whining that they had to do sexy stuff on the side to make money instead of being dirt poor like the men.

Yeah that one is always a puzzler. So you're saying that you can make money than me by doing nothing other than being yourself and tarting it up a little and ... you're complaining?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:25 PM (39g3+)

388 356 I had forgotten about Soul Train but this is true. About 11:00 Saturday morning and out the door all the kids would go.
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 11, 2019 02:17 PM (ffYR/)
+++++++++++
Your parents came with you to ensure that no one got hurt, right? Or at least kept tabs on you by monitoring your iPhone position?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
---------------
It was get off your ass and start cleaning your bedroom or the bathroom or get out and I don't want to see you again until sunset.. I tried the not hearing test once and found myself cleaning the bathroom to mom's satisfaction. It was then that I quickly learned once I heard mom fire up the vacuum or start spraying bleach it was time to skedaddle. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 11, 2019 02:26 PM (Fgc0C)

389 >>bere it came out that Lawerence Welk was gay, it would have crushed her. osted by: JROD at January 11, 2019 02:24 PM (PZcOv)

You speak lies.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)

390 369 Ultimate Warrior was not liked by other wrestlers, or most people.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:20 PM (utLqf)

What about The Dingo Warrior?
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 02:21 PM (F4u7C)

Ate babies. Not a popular shtick.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 02:26 PM (NWiLs)

391 Another morning gem--- The Cisco Kid is strangely absent from the airways. To be honest it was a bit cringe worthy even to a kid back then.

Yeah Cisco kid was pretty bad, but Charlie Chan was actually pretty good, and usually hilarious. They were a bit stereotypical, but overall a positive image of Chinese, and he was briliant. His kids were idiots, but that was part of the humor, not a statement on the Chinese.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:26 PM (39g3+)

392 Houston Wrestling with Paul Bosh as the host when I was a kid. Wahoo McDaniel, Ivan Pulaski the Polish Windmill.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 02:27 PM (0/zKO)

393 Another morning gem--- The Cisco Kid is strangely absent from the airways. To be honest it was a bit cringe worthy even to a kid back then.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:24 PM (jdGlx)

Hey!! I LOVED the Cisco Kid. It was in re-runs when I was a kid and if it was on, I always watched it.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at January 11, 2019 02:27 PM (lGLBx)

394 Bowery Boys on Saturday afternoons, later Abbott and Costello. Charlie Chan reruns. Creature Feature. Dialing for Dollars.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2019 02:27 PM (m075u)

395

I WILL CONFISCATE YOUR WEAPONS SO THAT YOU WILL BE MORE EASILY SENT TO THE LABOR CAMPS WHERE YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED. YOUR PUNY WEAPONS CANNOT PENETRATE MY LIFE SUPPORT CHAIRPOD BUT I FIND HAVING TO BUFF OUT SCRATCHES IN THE PAINT JOB A WASTE OF TIME WHEN I COULD BE EXTERMINATING!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 11, 2019 02:27 PM (n2qRY)

396 >>Your parents came with you to ensure that no one got hurt, right? Or at least kept tabs on you by monitoring your iPhone position?


Heh. Oh, the 70's, when you could roam free for hours yet also rely on a huge network of adults who knew you so you never got in too much trouble.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 02:27 PM (W+vEI)

397 14 Screw the Rock.


Is that a line of 'ettes forming on the right?

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2019 02:27 PM (CISHT)

398 Yeah Cisco kid was pretty bad, but Charlie Chan was actually pretty good, and usually hilarious. They were a bit stereotypical, but overall a positive image of Chinese, and he was briliant. His kids were idiots, but that was part of the humor, not a statement on the Chinese.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:26 PM (39g3+)


The Cisco Kid, was a friend, of mine.

Posted by: War at January 11, 2019 02:27 PM (F4u7C)

399 Yeah Cisco kid was pretty bad, but Charlie Chan was actually pretty good, and usually hilarious. They were a bit stereotypical, but overall a positive image of Chinese, and he was briliant. His kids were idiots, but that was part of the humor, not a statement on the Chinese.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Number 1 son never rose to his potential.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (EMrMF)

400 Been a long time since I was subjected to Lawrence Welk but think he had children who followed him into the business

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (/rm4P)

401 Breaking911 @Breaking911
1h
JUST IN: Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg will miss 2nd week of arguments as she continues to recover from cancer surgery - CNBC

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (BqBId)

402 Ohhhh Seeeesco. Ohhh Panchooo.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (jdGlx)

403 386 @358 Flawless Male Logic-So glad my great-grandmother passed before it came out that Lawerence Welk was gay, it would have crushed her.
Posted by: JROD at January 11, 2019 02:24 PM (PZcOv)
-------------------------------
Welk? Married with kids.
I've never heard any rumors about him that way.

Do you mean Liberace?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (Rxduq)

404 Lawrence Welk was gay, but in an 1890s sort of way.

"Nice accordion. You must be gay?"

"I am. Now, polka!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (H7LIz)

405 His kids were idiots, but that was part of the humor, not a statement on the Chinese.


Keye Luke as Number One Son played a young Chinese guy who was hip. Not even close to a stereotype.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (m075u)

406 Oh, and the bestest EVER cartoon was Johnny Quest. Man, I loved that show so much.

As an adult, I still sometimes watch it....guilty pleasure.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (lGLBx)

407
Is that a line of 'ettes forming on the right?

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2019 02:27 PM (CISHT)

+++
Not this one. No thank you very much.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (Kcf2u)

408
Dean Wormer's Wife Is Mort

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (utLqf)

409 They had a story on the local news about a 12 year old boy murdering a 92 year old woman. Sounds like it was a robbery gone bad. There are no other details on it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (JKNZq)

410 All moms in the 60's were authorized by special order to mete out instant physical punishment and square away any non-hackers in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2019 02:29 PM (gmo/4)

411 385 Sunday was Kung Fu Theater

Posted by: A dude in MI
-----------
Friday night at 1100pm in these parts. Loved the obvious out-of-sync dubbing.. Nothing like "hey you, I'm gonna have to kick your ass today" when their lips are still moving twelve seconds later. Hilariously funny even then.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 11, 2019 02:29 PM (Fgc0C)

412 Ultraman, y'all.

Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)

413 Polycarp was the cartoon host in Louisiana. The Cajun capt kangaroo.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 02:29 PM (0/zKO)

414 Number 1 son never rose to his potential.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (EMrMF)


My brother had a recording of Chan on cassette we would inject into some recordings back in the day....

POP POP POP!!!!!

Number 1 son sound like outboard motor.

Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 02:29 PM (F4u7C)

415 Breaking911 @Breaking911
1h
JUST IN: Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg will miss 2nd week of arguments as she continues to recover from cancer surgery - CNBC
Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (BqBId)


Federico Franco IS STILL DEAD. It's going to be just. like. that.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:29 PM (jdGlx)

416 392 Houston Wrestling with Paul Bosh as the host when I was a kid. Wahoo McDaniel, Ivan Pulaski the Polish Windmill.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

I Canada I guess, we had Killer Kawolski and Mad Dog Vachon.

And Skinny Minny Miller on Roller Derby.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 11, 2019 02:29 PM (kfcYC)

417 *NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 11, 2019 02:30 PM (Ckg4U)

418 Ultraman, y'all.

Posted by: Zod


After school. Channel 21 UHF. Black & white.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 02:30 PM (EMrMF)

419 Lisa Page transcripts

Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 02:30 PM (QkjLD)

420
Yeah Cisco kid was pretty bad,


Back in the day I was known as the Crisco Kid

Posted by: Shep at January 11, 2019 02:30 PM (TAmPV)

421 Roddy Piper, "I'm here to chew gum and kick ass - and I'm all out of chewing gum." Epic.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 11, 2019 02:30 PM (AjNMO)

422 Gay rumors about Dwane Johnson or Vin Diesel bother me. NTTAWWT, but because firstly, who cares, and secondly, who cares. But mostly because of who cares.

It shouldn't be an issue. Neither are going to ask me out. Why would they have to *be* out? If someone cares when they're not part of the potential dating pool, they have a serious personal problem. Maybe they're just private and monogamous? These days that's more shocking that being gay.

Both have reputations for being really super nice in-person. Both make professional choices that prove they've got senses of humor about themselves and what they do. That last bit is completely awesome.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 11, 2019 02:30 PM (BD/yx)

423 387 While the men were dirt poor, the women were whining that they had to do sexy stuff on the side to make money instead of being dirt poor like the men.

How poor can you be and take all that shit professional body builders take?

I recently watched a documentary about Ronnie Coleman, who won Mr Olympia some eight years running. The man is not poor.

He is nearly a cripple because of the damage he did to his back with super heavy lifting, but he is not poor.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 11, 2019 02:30 PM (MkcN1)

424 So @RepEliotEngel plans to terminate the House Foreign Affairs Subcommittee on Terrorism and replace it with a Subcommittee to investigate Trump. @sbg1 reports.

-
But of course.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2019 02:30 PM (+y/Ru)

425 Saturday night was "Creature Feature" night.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 02:30 PM (H7LIz)

426 Lawrence Whelk's orchestra was really, really good, but they played in that awful schmlazy style I could not stand and still despise. I love a lot of the songs they played (insert inevitable One Toke Over The Line video here) but they ruined the songs with the arrangements. Tons of talent on display, poorly delivered.

That was my problem with a lot of Glen Campbell's stuff. I like a lot of his songs but he did kinda schmalz them up with the violins and such.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:30 PM (39g3+)

427
Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:31 PM (utLqf)

428 Been a long time since I was subjected to Lawrence Welk but think he had children who followed him into the business
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM

My cousin worked for his son in LA years ago. Lawrence Welk showed up every week day around 10 am, did golf putts, and left at 3 pm. They referred to him around the office as The Fossil (not to his or his son's face).

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 11, 2019 02:31 PM (zmIJL)

429 Oh, and the bestest EVER cartoon was Johnny Quest. Man, I loved that show so much.

As an adult, I still sometimes watch it....guilty pleasure.
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (lGLBx)

How many live action Johnny Quest movie scripts have been found wanting? I imagine dozens.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 02:31 PM (0/zKO)

430 Yeah Cisco kid was pretty bad, but Charlie Chan was actually pretty good, and usually hilarious. They were a bit stereotypical, but overall a positive image of Chinese, and he was briliant. His kids were idiots, but that was part of the humor, not a statement on the Chinese.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:26 PM (39g3+)

Yet everyone of his kids went to College and in those days that was unheard of.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 11, 2019 02:31 PM (dKiJG)

431 Roger Ramjet Beanie and Cecil Wonderama Cap'n Chesapeake

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2019 02:32 PM (QLvwG)

432 Saturday night was "Creature Feature" night.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 02:30 PM (H7LIz)

That theme still gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Keith at January 11, 2019 02:32 PM (jdGlx)

433 How poor can you be and take all that shit professional body builders take?

That's WHY they are poor, they spend 3 grand a month on all that crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:32 PM (39g3+)

434 Dean Wormer's Wife Is Mort


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 11, 2019 02:28


Well, that's no way to go through life.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 02:32 PM (vmAQh)

435 385 Sunday was Kung Fu Theater
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 11, 2019 02:24 PM (OOH1c)

This. Channel 20 in DC, which was Ultra Man, Speed Racer, and Star Trek reruns during the weekday and then cheesy Hong Kong kung fu and professional wrestling on the weekends.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 11, 2019 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

436 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Welk
Long term wife, 3 children, many grandchildren

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2019 02:33 PM (/rm4P)

437 >>>I guess *someone* doesn't want to host the Oscars.

Nice!

Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 02:33 PM (Q7mSB)

438 I am hiding in Honduras. I'm a desperate man,,,,send lawyers guns and money....the shit has hit the fan....

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 11, 2019 01:37 PM (vmAQh)

=================
Great song. Playing it now. Thanks!

Posted by: mrp at January 11, 2019 02:34 PM (Pqytn)

439 You are correct! Johnny Quest was the best!

Race Bannon is now the VP too.

Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2019 02:34 PM (gmo/4)

440 After school cartoons...starblzrs,gi joe , transformers, he man, thundercats...HO!

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 11, 2019 02:34 PM (OOH1c)

441 Sunday was Kung Fu Theater

Charlie Lumm's Martial Arts Theater!

Posted by: human at January 11, 2019 02:35 PM (0CeRG)

442 While the men were dirt poor, the women were whining that they had to do sexy stuff on the side to make money instead of being dirt poor like the men.

Yeah that one is always a puzzler. So you're saying that you can make money than me by doing nothing other than being yourself and tarting it up a little and ... you're complaining?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2019 02:25 PM (39g3+)

Yeah, but instead of their income continually go up as they got more experience, they peaked out before they were 30. They had to work a second job just to make ends meet. Like fluffing blind porn stars.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 11, 2019 02:37 PM (3sjI6)

443 Saturday "ShaZam." Tooling around with some old guy in a motorhome in Cali. Does it get any better?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 11, 2019 02:41 PM (xsQZk)

444 Oh, and the bestest EVER cartoon was Johnny Quest. Man, I loved that show so much.

As an adult, I still sometimes watch it....guilty pleasure.
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at January 11, 2019 02:28 PM (lGLBx)

How many live action Johnny Quest movie scripts have been found wanting? I imagine dozens.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 02:31 PM (0/zKO)

One of the funniest call-ins to a radio show I ever heard was some guy that did an vocal imitation of Haji. "Gee, Johnny." That was it. Great imitation. Captured the essence perfectly.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 11, 2019 02:42 PM (3sjI6)

445 No, you mis read it. We had three channels too. And we had like maybe 4 hours of programming per week other than Sesame Street. I am saying that kids now have like 8 channels just for their crap.
------------------
Sorry. Misunderstood.

How about watching duck pin bowling?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2019 02:49 PM (2LelM)

446 How large is Charlotte Flair's clit?

Posted by: literally serious at January 11, 2019 02:53 PM (mAZub)

447 Is that a line of 'ettes forming on the right?

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2019 02:27 PM (CISHT)

I don't even know who Dwayne Johnson is-so no.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2019 02:55 PM (AllCR)

448 And now the left must destroy him...

Posted by: FROMNJ at January 11, 2019 03:49 PM (sCjDS)

449 Have like him since his 'Shake it off' lip sync.

Posted by: socalcon at January 11, 2019 03:59 PM (Roy2Z)

450 He said: "I don't have to agree with what somebody thinks, who they vote for, what they voted for, what they think, but I will back their right to say or believe it.
"That's democracy.


That's Freedom, not democracy. Democracy is a manner of selection; freedom is the Right to express it. Every failed Leftist State has touted itself as a democracy, but none had any freedom to disagree. When our precious little snowflakes are out yelling "this is what democracy looks like" they should be corrected: "No, this is what Freedom looks like."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 11, 2019 05:09 PM (o7l6R)

451 According to his Instagram, The Rock never said this.

Posted by: soulpile at January 11, 2019 06:57 PM (wJAJb)

452 I clicked and it said "PAGE NOT FOUND" typical media response?As it is I used to turn to TV and Movies or Magazines even comic books for entertainment and escape from the real world for a while.I can't do that now, SJW, Virtue signalling and preaching from the liberal socialist propaganda machine and the constant whining and crying, threats and TRUMP derangement have mad those venues non watchable.I do have more time for the dogs and horse riding though.

Posted by: obsidian at January 12, 2019 10:40 AM (7+yqP)

453 Ace always has to put that " yeah I had suspicions about it" into his retractions
Ace WANTED to believe this story and an analysis was compromised by his emotions

Posted by: No at January 13, 2019 10:44 AM (SMHYk)

454 You can also see Ace voicing more suspicions about the occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan

Posted by: No at January 13, 2019 10:48 AM (SMHYk)

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