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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition
Remember Iran? The country that ORANGE MAN BAD was so mean to? The country to which our wonderful, perfectly-creased pants former president sent lots of money and relaxed sanctions and tried like hell to welcome them back into polite society, because after all, they love peace and America and apple pie and have no malign intent when it comes to Israel! Yeah...that Iran. Scoping out political opponents and surveilling Jewish organizations is what all of our friends around the world do! Is Tehran spying on Southern California? Feds say O.C. waiter and 'Chubby' from Long Beach were agents of Iran
The men’s goal, authorities say, was to conduct surveillance on Israeli and Jewish facilities in the U.S., and to collect information on members of the Mujahedin Khalq, MEK, an Iranian exile group that has long sought to topple the regime in Tehran and enjoys newfound support among members of the Trump administration. Within the span of a year — from the summer of 2017 to the spring of 2018 — authorities say the men crisscrossed Orange County and the United States, videotaping participants at MEK rallies in New York and Washington, D.C., and photographing Jewish centers in Chicago.Iran is the world's foremost purveyor of terrorism, so the discovery of two of their agents doing advance work for what is obviously terrorist action is both unsurprising and chilling. Luckily we have an adult in the White House, and he takes this stuff seriously. White House Sought Options to Strike Iran after those mortar attacks in Baghdad last year. And that is as it should be. An attack on an American embassy or installation is an attack on America, and should be met with resolve. And tighten up the damned border! I don't know, maybe a wall, and heightened screening of Iranians (entering and already here), and sharks with frikin' laser beams attached to their heads!
Venezuela isn't some shithole backwater without the means to support itself. Imagine squandering the world's largest oil reserves and having to import gasoline! Amazing, isn't it? Clearly they just don't have the right people running things.
Can The Venezuelan Disaster Be Contained?
Yes, it can be. Get rid of the socialist dictator and his cronies and Venezuela will rapidly return to being a somewhat functional South American country (that's not saying all that much) because of its incredible advantage of an endless supply of cold hard cash, in the form of oil. Dump Maduro, reform the political structure that he and his vile predecessor twisted into a socialist pretzel, and the emigrants will return, and the country will recover...at least somewhat.
German homeschoolers consider appeal after human rights court decision
Today, the European Court of Human Rights announced its judgment in the case of Wunderlich v. Germany. The ruling stated that the German authorities' actions were not in violation of the Wunderlich family's fundamental rights. "We are extremely disappointed with this ruling of the Court. It disregards the rights of parents all over Europe to raise their children without disproportionate interference from the state. Petra and Dirk Wunderlich simply wanted to educate their children in line with their convictions and decided their home environment would be the best place for this. Children deserve this loving care from their parents. We are now advising the Wunderlichs of their options, including taking the case to the Grand Chamber of the European Court of Human Rights," said Robert Clarke, Director of European Advocacy for ADF International and lead counsel for the Wunderlich family.I'm surprised the kids weren't forced to join the Freie Deutsche Jugend. [Hat Tip: BCochran1981]
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 10:58 AM (aKsyK)
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Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 11:01 AM (W+vEI)
And tighten up the damned border!
A new caravan of at least 500 migrants late Monday began its perilous journey from a rain-soaked bus station in Honduras to the United States border, members of the group told Fox News.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 11:01 AM (aKsyK)
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I love Persians.
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Here he comes walking down the street"
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Gets the funniest looks from everyone he meets.
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Posted by: DNC at January 15, 2019 11:03 AM (evJda)
Former Ohio governor and 2016 GOP presidential candidate John Kasich will be joining CNN as a senior political commentator.
Just one day after CNBC reported that Kasich signed with United Talent Agency (UTA) and was looking into deals with either CNN or MSNBC, CNN revealed that the potential 2020 presidential candidate was joining their ranks.
Kasich's first appearance as a commentator on the network will be on "Cuomo Prime Time" on Tuesday night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 11:03 AM (aKsyK)
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Persian women are yummy.
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Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 11:03 AM (wCmLp)
Either way, I suppose it's up to the people living there to do something about it. Send guns, advisors and money.
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Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 11:04 AM (6qErC)
Sarah Shahi FTW.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 11:03 AM (wCmLp)
Yes and yes.
I have a thing for big noses. I blame Aeryn Sun.
And that Persian place in Savannah was some of the best food I've ever eaten.
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Claim muzzie status and watch the state break their necks backing off.
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Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2019 11:05 AM (C/oM9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 11:03 AM (aKsyK)
More stuff I'll never watch.....my programming seems to be full of it.
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Posted by: Someguy at January 15, 2019 11:05 AM (h5Df3)
You get to live in America, probably don't actually have to worry about money while you're here, and every week or two, you just need to throw your superiors some bullshit story about what the Joos are up to to justify keeping you here.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 11:05 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2019 11:04 AM (C/oM9)
Only a FOOL would believe an Iranian.
Oh and change of venue for tonight's mini-Mo Me, ping me if you need details.
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Like my best friend in college, most were somewhat wealthy, successful, and loyal to The Shah -- and got out before or as soon as possible after the '79 Revolution.
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 11:01 AM (aKsyK)
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So a poor-ass Honduran has a cell phone and Fox News' phone number and can call to inform them that a "caravan" is andale-andale-arribe-ing, or major news agencies station reporters at bus stations throughout the third world in case a spontaneous "caravan" breaks out.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 15, 2019 11:05 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB)
Elamites. Medeans. Achaemenids. Seleucids. Mongols. Turks.
Ba'alists. Zoroastrians. Olympian-pagans. Tengri-ists (whatever the hell that shit is called). Muslims.
It don't matter. It's something about the dirt. I'm convinced.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 11:06 AM (AURKQ)
You misspelled "lawyers"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 11:05 AM (6qErC)
I'm not sure the law is what's needed in Vz.
Some Green Berets or Delta types might be.
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You're only happy to scuttle a good international agreement because you're a tribalist Trumpalo and you think it "owns the libs."
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Either way, I suppose it's up to the people living there to do something about it. Send guns, advisors and money.
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I've always thought it was only a matter of time before Maduro was "taken out" by some General.
That it hasn't yet is surprising.
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Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 15, 2019 11:05 AM (LX21o)
Gets them out of our country. Now seal the borders. That many fewer reporters left.
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Obama had a beard. Media kept trying to sell the wookiee a beautiful too.
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Posted by: Someguy
Only thing thicker than lead is a democrat's brain.
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Either way, I suppose it's up to the people living there to do something about it. Send guns, advisors and money.
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I've always thought it was only a matter of time before Maduro was "taken out" by some General.
That it hasn't yet is surprising.
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I'm guessing the military was ideologically purged years ago, like Turkey has been.
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I am not sure how much longer we can hold out. Our supplies are near an end, and what little water we have left is sour and burns our throats. Mother's coughing fits grow worse with each passing day, and I fear she may not survive another week. The children look up at me with their sunken, wan faces, their bones protruding and their gaits hobbled, but alas I have no relief to offer. They amuse themselves, as children will, playing games in the dirt, and chasing the occasional rat in hopes of an actual supper.
I grow tired, as the light from our last grease candle is smoky and burns my eyes. I will retire now to fitful sleep, hoping against all odds that the scattered rags will keep out the cold.
Damn you Trump
Posted by: Federal Worker at January 15, 2019 11:08 AM (VckGX)
Correction. Barry had a beard. A big one about 7 feet tall and about 350 lbs
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Babs Streisand: How you doing
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You know...there was a time when I'd have been tempted by her
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On the cover of Abbey Road, all of the Beatles had beards except Paul.
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Ayatollah, let me tell you about the weather machine they've got for California! And that surfboard requisition, that's really needed for my ocean climate research!
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:10 AM (39g3+)
That it hasn't yet is surprising.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 15, 2019 11:07 AM (NFEMn)
I'm guessing the military was ideologically purged years ago, like Turkey has been.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
That and keeping them fat, happy & rich helps.
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Dude. Are you new around here?
Obama.
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>The Washington Post did a fact check on his claim that a 1,000 burgers could be stacked a mile.
Trust me, I WISH I was kidding.
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Persian women are yummy.
Sarah Shahi FTW.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 11:03 AM (wCmLp)
I do love the Kurdish women more, but I think that's kind of a subset (?) perhaps.
not that I'd tell her that....
oh and morning horde. what shall we do today?
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How's Logan?
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He's decided my couch is his new bed. It's adorable.
The drain is producing less serum and blood, which is good I think. His incision and stitches area is damp and gummy but I'm not seeing any leaking this time.
Good?
I have an appointment with MILF vet on Thursday for her to check him out.
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Well played, my good man!
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willowed from the previous thread...
Not just our domestic enemies. There are numerous international frenemies who contributed to this scam.
Insty
ran this link to a declassified report several years ago that never
received the attention it deserved, naturally. It outlines how our
enemies got together to help the 2008 Housing Crisis Implosion to occur
and make it worse. Never forget that it was BJ Cliton and TFG who made
this happen.
I haven't linked to it in a while. It's a rather boring
read that contains a lot of obscure economic info and it's realllllly
looooong. But if you want to gain a bit of insight into just how much
we're hated by the rest of the world, you'll learn far more than you
want to know.
I also suggest a large dose of brown whilst reading. Maybe more than one...
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Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 15, 2019 11:11 AM (HaL55)
By the way, for those unaware, Venezuela is a huge launching point - figuratively and literally - for the Iranians in our hemisphere.
The sooner either or both those regimes burn in hell, the better.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2019 11:11 AM (/9p9e)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 11:10 AM (8D42x)
The same thing we do every day.
Try to mock the world!
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Bi-directional checking out?
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Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 11:01 AM (W+vEI)
Maybe he thinks he'll have to seek asylum someday.
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**Hands out maple syrup to the Horde**
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 15, 2019 11:12 AM (sjdRT)
That it hasn't yet is surprising.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 15, 2019 11:07 AM (NFEMn)
I'm guessing the military was ideologically purged years ago, like Turkey has been.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
That and keeping them fat, happy & rich helps.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 11:10 AM (qjfjx)
Yes, it's good to remember not every military is like ours/Western.
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Posted by: Federal Worker at January 15, 2019 11:08 AM (VckGX)
*
No worries the MSM is in full protector of the "meek" mode.
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Damn you Trump
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Go to a pawn shop and hock your jewels then tell me how I feel.
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Bi-directional checking out?
Posted by: Iranian Spy Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 11:11 AM (f3oO4)
She's already checked me out. I think. And I'm checking her out. But we're both married so...
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:11 AM (39g3+)
I don't think he can grow a beard.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 11:13 AM (0/zKO)
She's already checked me out. I think. And I'm checking her out. But we're both married so...
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The Paolo, he laughs.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 15, 2019 11:14 AM (NFEMn)
Hope he has a nail file or his own props!!
*Somewhat related: Ana Navarro is sporting a huge engagement ring. It is speculated that her now husband is Gene Prescott, who is - wait for it! - a Democrat fundraiser.
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Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2019 11:14 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 11:01 AM (W+vEI)
Maybe he thinks he'll have to seek asylum someday.
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Tin foil hat on, shiny side out:
Check for tunnels.
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She's already checked me out. I think. And I'm checking her out. But we're both married so...
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Hey, admiring the steaks in the grocery store doesn't mean you've cheated on your diet.
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Bi-directional checking out?
Posted by: Iranian Spy Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 11:11 AM (f3oO4)
She's already checked me out. I think. And I'm checking her out. But we're both married so...
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doesn't mean you can't window shop.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: No at January 15, 2019 11:04 AM (/h+Rf)
that's a pretty good impression of the troll. hats off to who ever made him seem almost sane...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 11:14 AM (8D42x)
Remember Operation Casandra? The joint DEA/DOJ/Intel agency task force going after Iran and it's proxies for all sort of nefarious acts that Obama shutdown because he didn't want it to interfere with his insane Iran deal?
It was restarted.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 11:14 AM (/tuJf)
They voted for it. They are getting it good and hard, and yet they just voted for it again.
We will be blamed as the hated gringo, even if we restore the country to its previous glory. And it was glorious, with one of the highest per capita GDP in South America.
Maduro the bus driver and his Chavista buddies would rather rule in Hell, than reside in Heaven.
Move over Somalia and Zimbabwe, Venezuela wants rhe title of most Failed Socialist Dictatorship.
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2019 11:14 AM (kfj5i)
so this is where all the monkeying around is
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:15 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 11:06 AM (AURKQ)
As in more of them should be in it!
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Ken Burns just got a great idea for another PBS mini-series.
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2019 11:15 AM (WqPYg)
She's already checked me out. I think. And I'm checking her out. But we're both married so...
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The Paolo, he laughs.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 15, 2019 11:14 AM (NFEMn)
Paolo is very different from me, for better or worse.
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:11 AM (39g3+)
I don't think he can grow a beard.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 11:13 AM (0/zKO)
I saw a picture of him 30 years or so ago with a beard. It was on The Donald Reddit.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 15, 2019 11:15 AM (NFEMn)
@amyklobuchar
In Barr hearing, Sen. Grassley just attacked Mueller investigation for costs. He forgot to say that Mueller could actually turn profit for taxpayers based on fines & property from wealthy criminals: Mueller probe could turn a profit, thanks to Manafort
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 15, 2019 11:15 AM (Xvo1a)
By the way, for those unaware, Venezuela is a huge launching point - figuratively and literally - for the Iranians in our hemisphere.
The sooner either or both those regimes burn in hell, the better.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2019 11:11 AM (/9p9e)
The Iranians are doing a remarkable job of overextending themselves while experiencing 300% inflation at home.
We are fortunate in those who have chosen to be our enemies.
Posted by: Someguy at January 15, 2019 11:15 AM (h5Df3)
Yeah I do have some sympathy for federal workers, but its pretty limited based on how my life has gone. You got fat and happy off everyone else's dime and figure that should never be different? Ask ten people you meet on the street about what its like to work at a job without the benefits and job security you have.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:15 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)
Chani disagrees. And she is really good with a chrys knife.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 15, 2019 11:15 AM (sjdRT)
"The People's Mojahedin Organization of Iran or the Mojahedin-e Khalq is an Iranian political-militant organization based on Islamic and Socialist ideology and advocates overthrowing the Islamic Republic of Iran leadership and installing its own government"
sure Farsi PKK'd be much better than the mullahs. got a great feeling about that one.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2019 11:16 AM (AwkNw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2019 11:16 AM (cqNba)
It was restarted.
EXCELLENT!!!
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Bi-directional checking out?
Posted by: Iranian Spy Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 11:11 AM (f3oO4)
She's already checked me out. I think. And I'm checking her out. But we're both married so...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
doesn't mean you can't window shop.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)
I am, I am. And I like the view. She's got a kind of tawny feline quality that I like.
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Form a line, a very straight line, single file.
Very good.
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Posted by: Highly valuable and educated Federal employee at January 15, 2019 11:16 AM (0/zKO)
I feel that dentistry is just another one of those guaranteed income scams...
Meh.
People who feel dentistry is a scam are usually those who don't take care of their teeth.
This isn't magic, people.
Unless, you just have bad protoplasm...and some people do. But, it's rare.
then:
1) Brush your teeth more than once a day.
2) Floss daily.
3) Don't smoke. (not all people with gum dz smoke but almost all smokers have gum dz)
4) Eat well. Don't suck on sugar all day long(sugar in coffee is sugar).
5) Control your diabetes. Get check ups early and often if it runs in your family.
Diabetes related bone loss is one reason some of my patients find out for the first time that they have active diabetes.
6) Don't brux like a mofo, but if you do get a night guard.
That's pretty much it for 99% of people.
Do that and short of trauma, you'll more than likely have your teeth for life.
Plus,
7) See your dentist regularly
and get cleanings as required for your situation. (Yes, some people should get cleanings more than once a year)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2019 11:16 AM (CRRq9)
Good luck with that. You've got about a 0% chance, and may be ordered to sacrifice them to Merkel. I'd recommend going even higher, to Hawaii, but they'd lose there too.
And yes to Sarah Shahi. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)
Chani disagrees. And she is really good with a chrys knife.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 15, 2019 11:15 AM (sjdRT)
Says the guy with a hottie and a girlfriend and a sandworm for a son...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)
Either way, I suppose it's up to the people living there to do something about it. Send guns, advisors and money."
It would have to be an invasion. Maduro is just a front man for what is best described as a narco-gang that has managed to take over an entire country with the help of the Cubans, who have taken over all important positions of authority in both the Venezuelan Military and State Security forces. Anyone in either of those groups who could or would have stood against it has already either been killed or forced out of the country. Maduro was a bus driver turned thug and personal enforcer for Chavez - that was his only "job" experience before becoming Leader of the Country. It's doubtful whether he even has the equivalent of a 6th grade education, seriously. He's just a figurehead, killing him would do nothing. The Army and the Security Forces would have to be destroyed to turn Venezuela around now.
The good part of that is that the Venezuelan Army is now little more than a pack of thugs with some guns and not that much ammunition (they can't afford it) all of their mechanized vehicles are broken down due to lack of maintenance, so any fight wouldn't be very significant.
On the other hand, Venezuela is now in such bad shape that no one wants anything to do with it, and most especially doesn't want to take the blame for the mass wave of starvation and disease that will wipe out tens of thousands when the last vestiges of that system finally fall. Better to just let it happen on its own, which it will.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2019 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)
When you pull a string on her back she says "Math is hard"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:17 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Then one of those stick on scars. That he can change the placement of depending on his mood
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2019 11:17 AM (8ikIW)
You misspelled "lawyers"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 11:05 AM (6qErC)
I'm not sure the law is what's needed in Vz.
Some Green Berets or Delta types might be.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:06 AM (bcbK
no, no, no. lawyers first, leave them to die. THEN send in the "advisors" to finish off what's left.
kill 2 birds with one stone...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 11:18 AM (8D42x)
@amyklobuchar
In Barr hearing, Sen. Grassley just attacked Mueller investigation for costs. He forgot to say that Mueller could actually turn profit for taxpayers based on fines & property from wealthy criminals: Mueller probe could turn a profit, thanks to Manafort
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 15, 2019 11:15 AM (Xvo1a)
Now, in good faith, I assume she's just a caterwauling dimwit who gave literally less time's thought to this than the time it took to type it...
but this is a profoundly evil statement for an American politician to say.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 11:18 AM (AURKQ)
10 Which makes me wonder why Obama selected a DC house within 100 yards or so of Iranian embassy?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 11:01 AM (W+vEI)
Maybe he thinks he'll have to seek asylum someday.
Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2019 11:11 AM (xjiRE)
Cripes, could Barky be a spy for Iran?
All he would have to do to transmit information to them would be to stand in front of a window and talk out loud, to no one in particular, and let the Iranians pick it up off the glass with an laser based listening device from the home office down the street.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 11:18 AM (ymnmz)
She's already checked me out. I think. And I'm checking her out. But we're both married so...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:13 AM (bcbK
Hey, admiring the steaks in the grocery store doesn't mean you've cheated on your diet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 11:14 AM (AURKQ)
Mmmm....steak...
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK
Well, remember the Cdr Salamander link?
http://tinyurl.com/ycz5u76j
Posted by: Iranian Spy Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 11:19 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:19 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2019 11:19 AM (cqNba)
You misspelled "lawyers"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 11:05 AM (6qErC)
I'm not sure the law is what's needed in Vz.
Some Green Berets or Delta types might be.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:06 AM (bcbK
no, no, no. lawyers first, leave them to die. THEN send in the "advisors" to finish off what's left.
kill 2 birds with one stone...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 11:18 AM (8D42x)
Hmm...there's something to that.
But we have lawyers here on the site I like. So I'd like to be able to select who we drop into Vz.
And from what height.
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Posted by: saf at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2019 11:19 AM (cqNba)
It would explain a lot about James Spader.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK8)
That it hasn't yet is surprising.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 15, 2019 11:07 AM (NFEMn)
I'm guessing the military was ideologically purged years ago, like Turkey has been.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
That and keeping them fat, happy & rich helps.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 11:10 AM (qjfjx)
Yes, it's good to remember not every military is like ours/Western.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK
Chavez purged the military. Then the bus driver put them in charge of the oil company and all the nationalized companies, like the food distribution industry.
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (kfj5i)
Yeah I do have some sympathy for federal workers, but its pretty limited based on how my life has gone. You got fat and happy off everyone else's dime and figure that should never be different? Ask ten people you meet on the street about what its like to work at a job without the benefits and job security you have.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:15 AM (39g3+)
There are plenty of 'we are hiring' signs up. If missing a few paychecks is so dire for these fed workers, why can't they get some temp jobs?
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: naturalfake
My insurance pays for 3x a year.
So I go 3x a year.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (AwkNw)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 11:01 AM (W+vEI)
Maybe he thinks he'll have to seek asylum someday.
Posted by: rickl at January 15, 2019 11:11 AM (xjiRE)
Cripes, could Barky be a spy for Iran?
All
he would have to do to transmit information to them would be to stand
in front of a window and talk out loud, to no one in particular, and let
the Iranians pick it up off the glass with an laser based listening
device from the home office down the street.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 11:18 AM
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Don't forget that valerie jarrett lives in DC with them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2019 11:21 AM (AwkNw)
It was restarted.
>EXCELLENT!!!
Guess who was running the task force under Obama.
Bruce Ohr.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 11:21 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK
Well, remember the Cdr Salamander link?
http://tinyurl.com/ycz5u76j
Posted by: Iranian Spy Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 11:19 AM (f3oO4)
Oooh, thanks for the link
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
There are days I wished it were.
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:17 AM (39g3+)
Stylebook says the preferred form is "Math be hard!" with the "Yo!" optional.
Posted by: Iranian Spy Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 11:21 AM (f3oO4)
I don't take my political direction from the Pope.
Posted by: clutch at January 15, 2019 11:21 AM (j2UTo)
This is how Americans used to handle bad times or difficulty: without running to the government and whining about how there ought to be a law. If you have free time and no paycheck, that's easy enough to remedy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 15, 2019 11:15 AM (NFEMn
Photoshopped. He has no sideburns which is indicative of not being able to grow a beard. Not a big deal.
Posted by: Highly valuable and educated Federal employee at January 15, 2019 11:22 AM (0/zKO)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 11:10 AM (8D42x)
The same thing we do every day.
Try to mock the world!
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
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Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 11:23 AM (0OmEj)
missing a few paychecks is so dire for these fed workers, why can't they
get some temp jobs?
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM
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Because they won't get their "back pay" for not working when the shut down ends if they go out and work.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:23 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2019 11:23 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 11:22 AM (8D42x)
I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get that many alpacas?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 11:23 AM (KUaJL)
That's like saying the members of ZZ Top are unable to STOP growing beards. If someone is carefully shaved every day, that doesn't mean they are genetically hairless.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:23 AM (39g3+)
But I've been told since I was 18 that you have to be prepared, and that I should always have about three months' salary tucked away in a rainy day fund. As a society, we've forgotten that. Just in time logistics, easy credit, etc. We don't prepare for bad times, and instead continually overextend ourselves.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 11:24 AM (wCmLp)
Someone has a case of the Mondays.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 15, 2019 11:24 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 11:18 AM (ymnmz)
He sits on the board of Mullahs....or whatever they call it.
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2019 11:24 AM (cxHbL)
Nope, disagree. All Maduro has to do is to bing "How to refine oil into gas", read the wikipedia article, and tell his underlings what to do. Venezuela don't need no stinkin' right people running things.
/s
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 11:24 AM (AllCR)
There are plenty of 'we are hiring' signs up. If missing a few paychecks is so dire for these fed workers, why can't they get some temp jobs?
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (a0IVu)
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Insult ! You've crossed the line. I'm calling Bob.
Posted by: Federal Worker at January 15, 2019 11:24 AM (ePWRo)
Late to the thread, but I suppose someone has mentioned the German home-schooling family is the one Baracka The Intolerant sent back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 11:24 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2019 11:24 AM (cxHbL)
"When he sits on the board of Mullahs, he REALLY sits on the board of Mullahs."
(heyo!)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 11:25 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 11:23 AM (0OmEj)
Do it! Do what hey say, do what he say...
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I agree, and in addition, people should have resources in case of emergencies they can rely on as well. Not just food but credit to buy things with, relatives, friends, etc. Learn to go without a little while and do with less, use resources until the gravy train starts up again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:25 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 11:22 AM (8D42x)
I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get that many alpacas?
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LOL
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:21 AM (39g3+)
America has never recovered fully from the death and desolation caused by the Great FDR Depression when all those civil service employees were unemployed!
Posted by: Iranian Spy Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 11:26 AM (f3oO4)
One day he noticed his own teeth were going bad so he got good and tanked up and yanked every fucking one of 'em, and then made himself complete upper and lower plates. Did I mention he was as crazy as a shithouse rat and a drunk?
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Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 11:23 AM (0OmEj)
I pointed out to Mrs. jwb that when we got married (1972), virtually none of the departments currently affected even existed.
The Border Patrol was a completely different animal, and ICE did not exist. Dept of Education hadn't been invented yet. We had virtually NO welfare (entitlement) programs established.
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 11:24 AM (AllCR)
Fen, thank you so much for including my family on the prayer list. The two murderers have been arrested, but others may be involved in the kidnapping, robbery and murder of my husband's cousin.
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
Insult ! You've crossed the line. I'm calling Bob.
Posted by: Federal Worker
_________________
No Need,, I'm always here.
Oh and HI SHANNON!!
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Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 11:27 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Old Ranger at January 15, 2019 11:27 AM (ePWRo)
You misspelled "lawyers"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 11:05 AM (6qErC)
I'm not sure the law is what's needed in Vz.
Some Green Berets or Delta types might be.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:06 AM (bcbK
no, no, no. lawyers first, leave them to die. THEN send in the "advisors" to finish off what's left.
kill 2 birds with one stone...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 11:18 AM (8D42x)
Hmm...there's something to that.
But we have lawyers here on the site I like. So I'd like to be able to select who we drop into Vz.
And from what height.
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I thought it was understood that esteemed members of the horde and associated friends and family are always understood to be excluded from what ever horror is being planned/wished upon which ever group has earned the target on the back for the day.
if not, my apologies to AtC and others law types here and don't feed me to the raptors...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 11:27 AM (8D42x)
I agree, and in addition, people should have resources in case of emergencies they can rely on as well. Not just food but credit to buy things with, relatives, friends, etc. Learn to go without a little while and do with less, use resources until the gravy train starts up again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:25 AM (39g3+)
Yup. Minute rice, mac and cheese and other staples aren't that expensive. Even in good times, I try to keep a backstock, just in case.
And we need to get you a gun, Chris.
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Posted by: Federal Worker
_________________
No Need,, I'm always here.
Oh and HI SHANNON!!
Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 15, 2019 11:26 AM (GEhPL)
Bob doesn't work for the paycheck, he works for love of the job.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 11:27 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2019 11:23 AM (QCc6B)
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It's hard to know the truth of things, as I don't live in Iran, and expats obviously have a certain bias, and wish to defend the honor of their countrymen.
But without exception, every one of them I've known going back to high school says the same thing:
that the Iranian regime is monstrous and exceedingly unpopular with the Persian people, that they deeply regret the uprising against the Shah because it cleared the path for the Ayatollahs, and that if their regime draws to a close (one way or another), everything will change in a flash.
They've also all been really cool people, and nothing like the Arab expats I've known, so my tiny little optimistic side is inclined to hope that's all true.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 11:28 AM (AzW6q)
People are starving to death because the government chooses who gets food and who doesn't get food (thanks for the concept Josef Stalin).
And every day, the U.N. meets and has cocktail parties and gives themselves awards and writes bogus human rights reports about Israel and the United States. But they do NOTHING about exposing the humanitarian disaster in Venezuela.
Well, there is going to be bloodshed down there and then the good old USA will be the schmuckatelli (thanks for the word, Mrs. Cocchiarello, my 5th grade teacher) to restore sanity.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 11:28 AM (H7LIz)
Sorry but that analogy makes no sense. Trump isn't shaving off his sideburns because he can't grow sideburns.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 11:28 AM (0/zKO)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (JUOKG)
Does she literally share the same house as Barky and Mich? I knew after the election that was the case, but two years out?
Failure to launch much?
Weird.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 11:28 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 11:28 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2019 11:16 AM (CRRq9)
Have there ever been studies about the micro-damage to enamel that scraping your teeth with metal utensils does? Dentistry is like Medicine in that both depend on repeat business to keep the cash flow going.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 15, 2019 11:29 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 11:29 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:25 AM (39g3+)
I burned through most of my reserves in the move out to Ohio, so I'm in this job for the next few years at least. Baby steps to get back up to three months' salary tucked away. Pay down debt as well.
Things like having good credit so you have that line if you need it are good, but also not having massive amounts of debt, the repayment of which doesn't change when your income changes. Don't buy a house you can barely afford, or pull equity out just to take a vacation.
Take care of yourself. A couple cleanings a year are better than suddenly having a $1200 dental emergency when you're out of work. Working out regularly and keeping your weight down means you aren't crippled by health problems later.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 11:30 AM (wCmLp)
There is nothing wrong with Venezuela that a few Low Residual Signature gravity bombs dropped off by Aurora wouldn't solve...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 15, 2019 11:30 AM (n2qRY)
As far as you know he hates sideburns and gets them waxed. What I'm saying is that visible evidence does not demonstrate how things got that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:30 AM (39g3+)
Thanks for the information. I am glad they arrested the two and hope they will get the others. What a horrible thing for your husband's cousin and what an ordeal for the family and friends to deal with I am glad that you are back posting with us, Jane.l
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 11:30 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 15, 2019 11:29 AM (3sjI6)
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Posted by: Iranian Spy Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 11:30 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (JUOKG)
Does she literally share the same house as Barky and Mich? I knew after the election that was the case, but two years out?
Failure to launch much?
Weird.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 11:28 AM
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Yes she lives with them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 11:06 AM (AURKQ)
Zathras talks to dirt, sometimes talks to wall, or talks to ceilings, but dirt is closer. Dirt is used to everyone walking on it, just like Zathras. Sometimes dirt has insects in it, and Zathras likes insects. Not so good for conversation, but much protein for diet.
Posted by: Zathras at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (a0IVu)
They've also all been really cool people, and nothing like the Arab expats I've known, so my tiny little optimistic side is inclined to hope that's all true.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 11:28 AM (AzW6q)
Iranians tend to be proud of their Persian cultural history and don't think much of the Arabs lack of one
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Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (xfb67)
You know who else was effectively a Nazi?
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I'm leaning towards that. Or, several sniper teams and CIA wet teams go in and adjust the blood pressures of certain individuals to Zero over Zero.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 11:32 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 15, 2019 11:32 AM (Rz2Nc)
Your prognosis is guarded. I'd be even more doubtful. If Maduro is overthrown the people who replace him will be just as bad. I don't think what happened in America will ever be repeated. As Woody Allen said at the end of Sleeper, "In 5 years we'll be looking for Erno's nose."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2019 11:32 AM (/qEW2)
he got good and tanked up and yanked every fucking one of 'em, and then
made himself complete upper and lower plates. Did I mention he was as
crazy as a shithouse rat and a drunk?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2019 11:26 AM (y7DUB)
My friend's father in law, a urologist, not only gave himself a vasectomy, he also gave himself an orchiectomy when he found out he had testicular cancer. Tough old SOB. Did both over lunch break...
Posted by: Timon at January 15, 2019 11:32 AM (dKm4U)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (JUOKG)
Does she literally share the same house as Barky and Mich? I knew after the election that was the case, but two years out?
Failure to launch much?
Weird.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 11:28 AM
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Yes she lives with them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (JUOKG)
Kinky.
And a visual I didn't need.
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 11:33 AM (x4XMF)
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 11:33 AM (a0IVu)
You know that part where you said everyone looked like they were having fun?
That's one of the things that offends Fun Sponges.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2019 11:33 AM (cqNba)
i think so, but i'm not certain how you would get goldfish to wear flannel.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 15, 2019 11:33 AM (v3pYe)
I don't want yo hear any stories about grandpa brain surgeons...please
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It's hard to know the truth of things, as I don't live in Iran, and expats obviously have a certain bias, and wish to defend the honor of their countrymen.
But without exception, every one of them I've known going back to high school says the same thing:
that the Iranian regime is monstrous and exceedingly unpopular with the Persian people, that they deeply regret the uprising against the Shah because it cleared the path for the Ayatollahs, and that if their regime draws to a close (one way or another), everything will change in a flash.
They've also all been really cool people, and nothing like the Arab expats I've known, so my tiny little optimistic side is inclined to hope that's all true.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 11:28 AM (AzW6q)
Expats are representative of anti-regime Iranians generally. Much like US cubans are not perfectly representative of cuban views of the Castros, hostility is probably overstated. That being said, Iran has been having economic problems and widespread public protest for a while now.
Posted by: Someguy at January 15, 2019 11:33 AM (h5Df3)
Weird.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 11:28 AM
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Yes she lives with them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (JUOKG)
WTF? Well I guess someone's gotta keep whispering the control words in his ear.
"Mission Report! I said mission report agent Spozoid Lametron."
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 11:33 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at January 15, 2019 11:33 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2019 11:34 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (a0IVu)
My thought was a "Man of the People" having a good informal time hanging out with some guys he admires.
Posted by: Iranian Spy Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 11:34 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Timon at January 15, 2019 11:32 AM (dKm4U)
Probably dulled two hacksaws cutting his own balls off...
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Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 15, 2019 11:34 AM (kDokH)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:20 AM (JUOKG)
Does she literally share the same house as Barky and Mich? I knew after the election that was the case, but two years out?
Failure to launch much?
Weird.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 11:28 AM (ymnmz)
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It must be Wookie love.
Posted by: Dating Game 2+ at January 15, 2019 11:34 AM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 11:30 AM
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This right here! When we were looking for a house the last time our Credit Union said we could "afford" a $650,000 house.
I said that's insane and then they broke it down for me and yes we could "afford" that kind of house but I did not want that kind of mortgage payment every month. We settled on a nice house that was a third of that.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:34 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:33 AM (BJlbN)
Well, getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (xfb67)
Piffle...
Posted by: Ruthie Ginsberg at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:33 AM (BJlbN)
Scary word...orchiectomy...gave me chills to write it. Go ahead and look it up.
Posted by: Timon at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (dKm4U)
now things are different since the mullahs have been so crooked they've allowed gross pollution and misrule of the rural areas too. Lake Urmia is in BAD shape for instance.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (AwkNw)
highly recommended.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
Thanks for the information. I am glad they arrested the two and hope
they will get the others. What a horrible thing for your husband's
cousin and what an ordeal for the family and friends to deal with I am
glad that you are back posting with us, Jane.l
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 11:30 AM (AllCR)
Thanks again for your prayers, and the horde's.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (H7LIz)
https://www.e2046.com/p/30921/title=miscellaneous-bastet
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 15, 2019 11:34 AM (kDokH)
Catgirl booty!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 11:36 AM (xfb67)
108 Willowed:
I feel that dentistry is just another one of those guaranteed income scams...
Meh.
People who feel dentistry is a scam are usually those who don't take care of their teeth.
This isn't magic, people.
Unless, you just have bad protoplasm...and some people do. But, it's rare.
then:
1) Brush your teeth more than once a day.
2) Floss daily.
3) Don't smoke. (not all people with gum dz smoke but almost all smokers have gum dz)
4) Eat well. Don't suck on sugar all day long(sugar in coffee is sugar).
5) Control your diabetes. Get check ups early and often if it runs in your family.
Diabetes related bone loss is one reason some of my patients find out for the first time that they have active diabetes.
6) Don't brux like a mofo, but if you do get a night guard.
That's pretty much it for 99% of people.
Do that and short of trauma, you'll more than likely have your teeth for life.
Plus,
7) See your dentist regularly
and get cleanings as required for your situation. (Yes, some people should get cleanings more than once a year)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2019 11:16 AM (CRRq9)
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I swear that using a good alcohol based mouthwash helped me enormously. I have been using a good fluoride based alcohol mouthwash now and I have zero cavities. Before that I had one or two every six months for several years.
The only other time I had no cavities for years was when I was drinking scotch every day. And guess what? I was not taking great care of myself and my mouth when I was drinking. But I didn't have cavities...
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2019 11:36 AM (kfj5i)
Posted by: PETA at January 15, 2019 11:36 AM (H7LIz)
My friend's father in law, a urologist, not only gave himself a
vasectomy, he also gave himself an orchiectomy when he found out he had
testicular cancer. Tough old SOB. Did both over lunch break...
Posted by: Timon at January 15, 2019 11:32 AM (dKm4U)
Probably dulled two hacksaws cutting his own balls off...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 11:34 AM (wCmLp)
I gave myself a lungechtomy while I read my briefs aloud to my page.
Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 15, 2019 11:36 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Caitlyn at January 15, 2019 11:36 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Citizen Joe at January 15, 2019 11:36 AM (ePWRo)
My friend's father in law, a urologist, not only gave himself a
vasectomy, he also gave himself an orchiectomy when he found out he had
testicular cancer. Tough old SOB. Did both over lunch break...
Posted by: Timon at January 15, 2019 11:32 AM (dKm4U)
Great googly woogly. {{{{{chills}}}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 11:36 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:36 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK8)
looked like they were having fun, so what is with all the outrage from
the lefty twats this morning?
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (a0IVu)
There is a video of the team breaking out in God Bless the USA while waiting for Trump. Pretty cool.
Posted by: Timon at January 15, 2019 11:37 AM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2019 11:37 AM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2019 11:37 AM (O2RFr)
Same here. Lender seemed surprised that we were borrowing far, far less than we "could"...
But hey, we're deplorables, so there's that.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)
the lefty twats this morning?
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Asked and answered.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 15, 2019 11:37 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM (39g3+)
I have no problem with Trump serving burgers at the WH. As long as it's not nuggets, nuggets are undignified!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (xfb67)
Warren offered to bring watermelon, but I said no thanks.
MCRIBBBBBBBS!
Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM (ymnmz)
Yes indeed, see 118 for full attribution!
Posted by: Iranian Spy Hrothgar at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: IC
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But he said *1000 burgers* and there weren't that many!! Eleventy!!
Posted by: Media Whores at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM (Q/obp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: rd
I recommend a good 18 yr old Macallan single malt.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM (qjfjx)
1) To what extent was the British Government involved with the creation and distribution of the Steele Dossier?
2) What happened to the money? It appears that upwards of 40 million dollars passed through Perkins Coi to Fusion GPS to Steele to who and where exactly?
3) Why is Carter Paige, the subject of the original FISA warrant, not indicted, or even a person of interest?
4) Why is it that only two people are facing jail time; and why is it that both of them stand convicted of crimes unrelated to Russia; and why is it that one ran a con game on the Trump Organization and the other tried to run a con game on the Trump Campaign?
Posted by: VADM Collingwood at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM (9X60i)
My friend's father in law, a urologist, not only gave himself a
vasectomy, he also gave himself an orchiectomy when he found out he had
testicular cancer. Tough old SOB. Did both over lunch break...
I'm telling you. You can't do that with a Gillette.
Straight edge razors are the way to go.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM (H7LIz)
highly recommended."
Take the time to read the 200 plus comments for that article.
Sal's Front Porch Gang (The equivalent of Teh Horde) are some pretty salty and savvy individuals.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 15, 2019 11:39 AM (j6+wE)
Posted by: Federal Worker at January 15, 2019 11:39 AM (VckGX)
The sun rose again.
Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2019 11:37 AM (xqdqQ)
And somehow, this too is the story of Obama...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8)
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My teeth are in great shape!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at January 15, 2019 11:39 AM (vg8iE)
But don't get the fancy $200 one that talks to your phone and shit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 11:39 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 11:30 AM
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This right here! When we were looking for a house the last time our Credit Union said we could "afford" a $650,000 house.
I said that's insane and then they broke it down for me and yes we could "afford" that kind of house but I did not want that kind of mortgage payment every month. We settled on a nice house that was a third of that.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:34 AM (JUOKG)
I knew too many people whose mortgage was an anchor to their lives to get so shackled. So my wife went looking for something affordable, we found a place where the people selling didn't want a bunch of goofs traipsing through it, made 'em a reasonable offer and 39 years later we're still here.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2019 11:39 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 11:39 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 11:39 AM (6qErC)
you don't need to care a lot for them. If you don't you need a lot of
help from a dentist. You can avoid doing stupid stuff to your teeth
that will damage them, but its mostly genetics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM
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Yep, you can't escape genetics. I am bumping up against the Type II diabetes that runs on my Dad's side of the family.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 11:40 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 11:40 AM (6qErC)
https://www.e2046.com/p/30921/title=miscellaneous-bastet
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 15, 2019 11:34 AM (kDokH)
Catgirl booty!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK
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This was posted last night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FdDLvED_4E
Posted by: Citizen Joe at January 15, 2019 11:40 AM (ePWRo)
Wonder why she still feels the need?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 11:41 AM (ymnmz)
hey now don't hate on nugs
from the youth athletes I've dealt with (and fed) of similar age, I'm sure they were happy and relieved to see that spread! there was one time a nearby University hosted a tourney (for college athletes) and after they were STARVING and saw the room stacked with boxes ... they all thought pizza and were desperate to get in there! but sadly it was some weird trick of panera to put these awful "healthy wraps" inside pizza boxes.
they ate em but there was a lot of whining
oh and the University provided a lovely salad station that went untouched pretty much
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 15, 2019 11:41 AM (Rarvo)
I have no problem with Trump serving burgers at the WH. As long as it's not nuggets, nuggets are undignified!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (xfb67)
Warren offered to bring watermelon, but I said no thanks.
MCRIBBBBBBBS!
Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM (ymnmz)
The Plague! The Plague!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK8)
Kale chips, veggie patties, no buns, bottled water.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 11:41 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 15, 2019 11:41 AM (Pg+x7)
"We are extremely disappointed with this ruling of the Court. It disregards the rights of parents all over Europe to raise their children without disproportionate interference from the state.
...
We are now advising the Wunderlichs of their options, including taking the case to the Grand Chamber of the European Court of Human Rights," said Robert Clarke, Director of European Advocacy for ADF International and lead counsel for the Wunderlich family.
He's "extremely disappointed".
Has he noticed that "European Court of Human Rights" and "Grand Chamber of the European Court of Human Rights" sound like nightmare ministries from 1984?
This stuff makes me so angry. These sorts of oppressive regulations only affect a few people who care about it, and so the oblivious masses allow the globalist scum to get away with enacting it. That's how regulations accumulate like barnacles. "Doesn't affect me, why should I care if this ministry has this power?" No concept of inalienable rights.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2019 11:41 AM (/qEW2)
Meh. Pretty much did what the Republicans have been doing to themselves for 57 years.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 11:41 AM (H7LIz)
not them, perhaps, but their offspring will be.
Posted by: Jean-Baptiste Lamarck at January 15, 2019 11:42 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: VADM Collingwood at January 15, 2019 11:42 AM (9X60i)
you don't need to care a lot for them. If you don't you need a lot of
help from a dentist. You can avoid doing stupid stuff to your teeth
that will damage them, but its mostly genetics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM
Not really. LOL
Genetics plays a part but not "mostly"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:42 AM (bim/x)
And just stop it right now with "he has the right to say whatever he wants" argument, of course he does.
He also has the right to get beaten into a bloody pulp for doing so, even by his own party.
It's called common sense.
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (O2RFr)
Wonder why she still feels the need?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Fear of lamp posts?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (2qPhT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (xfb67)
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Ever see the short video of a chef showing to a group of kids how chicken nuggets are made? He starts with the random chicken crap, puts it in a food processor, adds the breadcrumbs and everything, forms them up into those lumpy shapes and takes great pains to show exactly how much non chicken meat goes into them, and puts them in an oven and then asks the group if anyone still wants to eat them?
All the kids raised their hands. Dude looked like he wanted to cry.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (O2RFr)
I guess they are gonna need more kitty litter ha
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (bim/x)
Yeah I'm sure they will be REAL sympathetic to the idea of someone wanting to raise their own kids rather than government doing it for them. This is like a Jew going to the Reichsminister over his sister being thrown into Dachau.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (w7KSn)
Or also called a circular firing squad.
Republicans are the masters of it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (bcbK8)
but as an adult I always get pats on the head from the denti tech from the great flossing I do
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:44 AM (BJlbN)
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Didja see Mad Max Waters snuggling with Farrakhan?
Louie Louie, oh no
Jews gotta go
Aye Yi Yi Yi Yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Jews gotta go
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 11:44 AM (x4XMF)
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Can't believe that they didn't grab Meagain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2019 11:44 AM (2qPhT)
Same here. Lender seemed surprised that we were borrowing far, far less than we "could"...
But hey, we're deplorables, so there's that.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019
*
*
I'm looking too, and everything in my price range is in a pesthole area within this pesthole, needs a ton of work, is too tiny or too far from my job, or all 4.
I suppose I should have expected it. When you live in an area that thinks the shotgun house is high architectural art, every other house is going to be a shotgun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 15, 2019 11:44 AM (7MRhd)
This is because some chefs forget that the primary purpose of food beyond nutrition is TASTE. Who gives a crap what its made out of, if it tastes good?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:44 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:45 AM (BJlbN)
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2019 11:45 AM (cqNba)
____________________________________
Van Halen's 1984?
Was that before or after the "Hot For Teacher" track?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 11:45 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:45 AM (39g3+)
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Ever see the short video of a chef showing to a group of kids how chicken nuggets are made? He starts with the random chicken crap, puts it in a food processor, adds the breadcrumbs and everything, forms them up into those lumpy shapes and takes great pains to show exactly how much non chicken meat goes into them, and puts them in an oven and then asks the group if anyone still wants to eat them?
All the kids raised their hands. Dude looked like he wanted to cry.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (KUaJL)
I always cry at happy endings.
*Sniff*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:46 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 15, 2019 11:46 AM (O7MnT)
So what's this "White Supremacy" that everyone is getting worked up about? Segregation, denial of civil rights, poll taxes, literacy tests; in short, how the Democrats governed the South for a century?
Or is it the new SJW definition: gravity, thermodynamics, mathematics, basic biology, outmoded bourgeois notions of politeness, reserve and honesty?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2019 11:46 AM (0SGiB)
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BSNPC must be crying themselves to sleep.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 11:46 AM (x4XMF)
____________________________________
Van Halen's 1984?
Was that before or after the "Hot For Teacher" track?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 11:45 AM (H7LIz)
I don't know. After the 'Hot for Teacher' music video, all the blood drains from my brain.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:47 AM (bcbK8)
helped me enormously. I have been using a good fluoride based alcohol
mouthwash now and I have zero cavities. Before that I had one or two
every six months for several years.
The only other time I had no cavities for years was when I was
drinking scotch every day. And guess what? I was not taking great care
of myself and my mouth when I was drinking. But I didn't have
cavities...
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2019 11:36 AM (kfj5i)
Would that be ACT anti cavity mouthwash? I swear by that stuff.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2019 11:47 AM (9Om/r)
This is because some chefs forget that the primary purpose of food beyond nutrition is TASTE. Who gives a crap what its made out of, if it tastes good?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Soylent Green FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 11:47 AM (qjfjx)
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (a0IVu)
'Cause those people lead otherwise empty lives.
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2019 11:47 AM (cxHbL)
Wait....
There were others?
Posted by: History Major at January 15, 2019 11:47 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Tell me about it. You kept me damned busy, you little bugger.
Posted by: The Tooth Fairy at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (w54mS)
That's what's in nuggets. I pictures this being some sort of robot. But it's just pushed through a screen.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (xfb67)
so how come you kept the baby fat?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: The Left at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (dBiBP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (yL25O)
NEVER let your Aztecs near your weather machine, those bastards have entirely too much interest in blue sky lightening...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (n2qRY)
All the kids raised their hands. Dude looked like he wanted to cry.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 11:43 AM (KUaJL)
Sounds like Jamie Oliver was involved, at least in spirit.
Speaking of whom, he had a show awhile back where he went to a Deep South middle school and was going to put HEALTHY SANE SUSTAINABLE food on the school lunch menu. The school still had a second line that served nuggets, hamburgers, etc...and that line looked to be busier and longer than the one with Oliver's food, even with the TV creative editing.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (eytER)
Ron Guaido, from the opposition Congress, has said he's willing to assume the Presidency for the purpose of calling new elections. The US and many other countries support his position.
The military has issued some statements lately that indicate Maduro's support isn't 100%.
Don't be surprised if there's a coup within the next few weeks.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (hjaPQ)
Its sad when a chef forgets that they're supposed to make food that people like to eat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)
They're outraged the event was a success despite there being a shutdown and #OrangManBad being the host.
The no doubt wanted it to be cancelled OR have students play "resistance" by refusing to meet Trump. Instead, Trump made it campy fun by getting fast food (i.e. junk food the scolds say we should shun) so that it was both elegant *and* like a weekend get-together.
*Spoiler alert to the MSM: Athletes invited to the WH to celebrate a win don't go for the food! They go because it's an honor to visit the WH and meet the POTUS (regardless of who it is).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 11:49 AM (W+vEI)
____________________________________
Van Halen's 1984?
Was that before or after the "Hot For Teacher" track?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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Great album.. remember rolling down the road on a senior skip day during the same year and that was the only cassette we had so it played on a continual loop for the entire three hour trip and not one of us four complained once. Did the same thing on the return trip. Man those were the days.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 15, 2019 11:49 AM (HqJdq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:49 AM (39g3+)
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That one, and Candyman. Heavens-to-Betsy, some of that stuff was absolutely awful.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2019 11:49 AM (MIKMs)
Saw a video of PDT hosting the Clemson Tigers in the WH...everyone
looked like they were having fun, so what is with all the outrage from
the lefty twats this morning?
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 11:31 AM (a0IVu)
I wonder if Mika had a seizure on Morning Beavis and Butthead? She's askeered of fast food.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 11:50 AM (ptqGC)
Jamie Oliver out of England used to do that kind of thing a lot, try to
show people that the tasty food they liked was actually bad and that
they should eat hoity toity stuff instead.
Its sad when a chef forgets that they're supposed to make food that people like to eat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (39g3+)
Here let's let our spokesperson, General Leia Organ explain how the plan works.
Posted by: Jillett Razors at January 15, 2019 11:50 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 11:50 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (39g3+)
This is incorrect.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)
Its sad when a chef forgets that they're supposed to make food that people like to eat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (39g3+)
Anthony Bourdain had a video where he went to a Waffle House for the first time and was amazed that it was actually good. Not high class, but decent fare.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 11:50 AM (wCmLp)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (90T4r)
Yup that is bullshit depending on the type and location of the bone loss
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:51 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: saf at January 15, 2019 11:51 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Jillett Razors at January 15, 2019 11:51 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 11:49 AM (39g3+)
extra gentle baby soap
*nods approvingly*
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:51 AM (BJlbN)
I know Bobby Flay is a jerk IRL, but he makes healthy food look good with his Fit recipes - and without condescension or insults.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 11:52 AM (W+vEI)
seems to me that it's a bit like running from a bear. their army doesn't have to be good, it just has to be better than their neighbors'.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 15, 2019 11:52 AM (v3pYe)
you don't need to care a lot for them.
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Ojos Locos can bite through rebar.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 11:52 AM (x4XMF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2019 11:52 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rd
I recommend a good 18 yr old Macallan single malt.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 11:38 AM (
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I used J ampersand B. It was the "good" scotch at the bar I visited. The bar's main redeeming feature was the bartenders were all College Volleyball Players. (That, and because I tipped well, I usually only got charged for 1/3 of the drinks I actually had.)
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2019 11:52 AM (kfj5i)
It's not really ideological purges, though, is it? Not that they wouldn't have had those, too. But for a tyrant to stay in power he has to conduct *competency" purges as well.
A highly competent person and charismatic leader, no matter how ideologically compliant, is a threat.
Have you wondered why the Dems still have Nancy? Did anyone wonder why Hillary ran unopposed (Bernie was supposed to be for show, except that Hillary sucked so badly that the crazy fringe candidate won the primaries.)
Any "leadership" system that doesn't promote the strongest of the younger cohort is a mess for it in short order.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 15, 2019 11:52 AM (BD/yx)
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2019 11:53 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 15, 2019 11:53 AM (xzqr4)
Dental stuff.... periodontists say you can regrow lost bone around your
teeth with thisONE SIMPLE TRICK ( to the tune of 5k, and suffering) my
go- to root canal guy says bullshit.....
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 11:48 AM (90T4r)
Yup that is bullshit depending on the type and location of the bone loss
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:51 AM (bim/x)
I've been blessed with great teeth (and many thanks to Sonicare), but I have to see a periodontist for an issue with a lower molar. I keep putting it off because ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 11:53 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:53 AM (bim/x)
Anthony Bourdain had a video where he went to a
Waffle House for the first time and was amazed that it was actually
good. Not high class, but decent fare.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 11:50 AM (wCmLp)
Depressed NY heroin fiend liked the waffles. He should get out more.
I love when the snootiest of snoots eat prole food and admits....not bad. It's like a science experiment.
Posted by: Jillett Razors at January 15, 2019 11:53 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: t-bird
And a Diet Coke
Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2019 11:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 11:53 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 15, 2019 11:54 AM (eytER)
Anthony Bourdain had a video where he went to a Waffle House for the first time and was amazed that it was actually good. Not high class, but decent fare.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
WH serves a good, inexpensive, tasty, filling breakfast. And if you sit at the counter you can watch them make it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2019 11:54 AM (0SGiB)
It's all the stabbing that is off putting.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 11:54 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2019 11:54 AM (O2RFr)
I always wonder...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:54 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:53 AM (bim/x)
Just like Neo Tokyo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:55 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2019 11:55 AM (AwkNw)
I'd like to see video of Trump himself working the closing shift at a McDonalds, in the requisite polyester, sticking his mouth on the soft-serve machine-nozzle after getting high in the walk-in. For great justice.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 11:55 AM (Bdeb0)
Laser gum surgery, NGU..... I heartily don't recommend it.... I opted
for the no- Fentanyl route.... it was like channeling Mengele.....
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 11:53 AM (90T4r)
I'm looking at laser gum surgery around the molar. Ugh. Do. Not. Want. But I need to.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 11:55 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 11:55 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Like Bourdain, but he was a whack job sometimes.
He could travel up a river in Vietnam and eat rat, but Waffle House surprised him?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 11:55 AM (qjfjx)
I always wonder...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:54 AM (BJlbN)
Depends? Do they pay their bills?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:56 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2019 11:56 AM (yL25O)
Went to hear this cool cat blow
They say he sang so good that the roof fell in,
And they didn't even stop the show
They don't remember the place, but they remember the face.
And now everybody want to go.
Top Jimmy cooks, top Jimmy swings
He's got the look
Top Jimmy, he's the king
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 15, 2019 11:56 AM (HqJdq)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 11:56 AM (90T4r)
Wait....
There were others?
Posted by: History Major
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I point out, again, that the UNC School of Journalism (no. 4 in the nation) has eliminated any requirement for economics courses...oh, and history.
It sounds unbelievable, but there it is.
Not so surprising, because back in 2012:
(Newser) – You can stop studying those dictionaries, prospective journalism students at UNC, because the school has finally acknowledged the existence of spell check. The University of North Carolina school of journalism has officially retired the spelling portion of the spelling and grammar test all students must take, reports the Daily Tar Heel (as spotted by Jim Romenesko's blog). It's the first change to the test since the 1970s.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2019 11:56 AM (U2TY5)
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I've set several of my own broken bones, and I've reattached a severed digit (which I did a surprisingly good job at - nerve damage, but very little scarring). I had to have my ex help on that (for the extra hand).
But I draw the line at putting myself under the knife - I think I'd probably pass out in the middle of it and bleed out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 11:56 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
WH serves a good, inexpensive, tasty, filling breakfast. And if you sit at the counter you can watch them make it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
And it damn near requires a massive disaster for it not to be open. Not a small plus there.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 15, 2019 11:57 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2019 11:57 AM (QkjLD)
I always wonder...
Posted by: votermom
They start dreaming of a new Maserati.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 11:57 AM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:56 AM (bim/x)
so it's more like, ohh, here comes my yacht downpayment at 2:00!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:57 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: saf at January 15, 2019 11:51 AM (5IHGB)
Ha, jokes on her! My balls atrophied after years of Incel marriage!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:57 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2019 11:54 AM (O2RFr)
Zod demands that Mitt resign over his Devo-style plastic hair. It's insincere.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 11:57 AM (Bdeb0)
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I wouldn't know about that, but I had a hygienist tell me she secretly sneers at guys who miss spots shaving (which I guess is very apparent under the lights). She was teh hawt, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 11:58 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 15, 2019 11:29 AM (3sjI6)
This is medicine and science so there's studies and stats on everything.
Take the time to hunt down the studies if you're worried.
Gum disease is the tooth killer in modern society more than decay.
The people I see who don't get their teeth cleaned usually have gum dz.
A-a-a-a-a-anyway, if you don't want your teeth cleaned then don't get them cleaned.
They're yours after all.
Just don't complain if your ideas clash with modern science and medicine, and-
modern science and medicine wins.
And your teeth lose.
As always, this is the internet, I could be a really intelligent ferret, so should always check with your dentist if you have any questions about your dental situation.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2019 11:58 AM (CRRq9)
The ham, not so much. But damn those waffles...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 11:55 AM (qjfjx)
Watched a show last night....some folks in La. eating nutria....whoa!....a 20# rat!
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 11:56 AM (AzW6q)
Future archaeologists: What was this guy doing? Some ancient religious ritual or rite of passage?
Posted by: Someguy at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (h5Df3)
What ever happened to that twatwaffle? 'bout a decade ago he was trotted out as the "greatest thingy evar!!!!" for about 15 minutes or so...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2019 11:57 AM (QkjLD)
Why go to Iceland? You can see them in my kitchen.
Posted by: Principal Skinner at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 11:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Zod wins.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: The Rick Wilson, Agent of Influence at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: naturalfake
Word. Didn't take care of mine. Paying the price now.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
my ex husband passed out during his vasectomy.
then he puked in my car on the way home.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (d7Ww2)
That's why I do all the cooking in my house. Long ago, my wife got it into her head that food has to be *Healthy* and has to be made with all the right ingredients and in all the right ways and it would all be done like it should and come out tasting like soylent bleah. Stuff like low fat oil and vinegar over alfalfa sprouts. So I cook, since my goal is that it has to taste good first, with all other considerations secondary.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)
no place in America. That is not the America I know, and it's most
definitely not the party of Lincoln,"McCarthy replied.
- Pencildick McCarthy (Uniparty)
I know I am late with this but seriously?
This is "our" Republican party?
White nationalist. White supremacy. I said it out loud.
You gonna throw me in Hater's Prison now Kev?
Very depressed today.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (LL1Be)
You guys are killing me! (which aforementioned dentist almost did)
*sits back, imagines stink eye from NGU*
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (qC1Sy)
I've been asked to speak at Red Lobster's Shrimpfest this weekend. The event will be live-streamed. We'll be giving away $5 off coupons and "I heart conservatives" bibs! The first 100 viewers to register with Kristol Kruises will receive a 25% discount on their next Gillette purchase! So men, keep those Weber BBQ's stoked!
Sea you there!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: BignJames
Cajuns will eat anything.
"If it ever had a momma, kill it & grill it!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (qjfjx)
The ham, not so much. But damn those waffles...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (bcbK
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Yeah. I think a lot of people sneer at Waffle House and have never darkened the door.
Their waffles are kind of amazing.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (yL25O)
But it is not a spying operation and I am not a spy for the Iranian regime!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 12:01 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:01 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:53 AM (bim/x)
Fify.
By the way, remember how President Donald Trump did not release all those FISA Court records? My guess is that when he releases them, the Conservative "in name only" British Government falls. Maybe the Australian government too?
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2019 12:01 PM (kfj5i)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 11:56 AM (bim/x)
so it's more like, ohh, here comes my yacht downpayment at 2:00!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:57 AM
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Like our Vet back in CT, we paid for her annual two week vacation to Hawaii every year.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 15, 2019 12:01 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 12:01 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (qC1Sy)
Nope not me. I am fine with that. I never put anyone i n the hospital. The poor house, sure, but not the hospital
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 12:01 PM (bim/x)
"If it ever had a momma, kill it & grill it!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (qjfjx)
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Genesis 9:
"Everything that lives and moves will be your food."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 12:02 PM (AzW6q)
The press sets out to make every Republican President's Day a Kobayashi-Maru Test; a contrived, artificial scenario in which they lose no matter what they do.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 15, 2019 12:02 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2019 12:02 PM (Ibwur)
Jane, use the drug option if you do.....
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 11:56 AM (90T4r)
Of course!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 12:02 PM (ptqGC)
I always wonder...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 11:54 AM (BJlbN)
Why would we?
We're here to help people with lousy teeth or to maintain good teeth and oral health.
Sure, we're running a business, so yes, we want our bills paid.
People with lousy teeth are an opportunity to help them and make money. Win-win.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2019 12:02 PM (CRRq9)
It's never really caught on.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 12:03 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: rd
I dare him.
He doesn't have a hair on his ass if he doesn't release them.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 12:03 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 12:03 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 12:03 PM (aKsyK)
then he puked in my car on the way home.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (d7Ww2)
Snip snap! Snip Snap! Snip Snap!
You have no idea the toll that three vasectomies has on a man!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 12:03 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (qjfjx)
This explains why I never had seahorse jambalaya.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 15, 2019 12:04 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (QkjLD)
Yeah but he did he say 'White Supremacist'? Because those are maxibad thoughtcrime words.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:04 PM (bcbK8)
Heh, perfect description!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 12:04 PM (W+vEI)
It's all the stabbing that is off putting.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 11:54 AM (xfb67)
Hey, I remember this place. I think I threw up in here once...
Oh! There it is!
Posted by: Jim Gaffigan at January 15, 2019 12:04 PM (AURKQ)
For reelz? Rosario Dawson is that absolute embodiment of the axiom that a woman at twenty has the face God gave her and a woman at forty has the face she's earned.
That woman has got better over time. Also she's shown full frontal. Wow.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 12:04 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:04 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Bert G at January 15, 2019 12:04 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2019 12:04 PM (Kpl3J)
My dental question to you would be, do dentists wish more hot chicks would get dental procedures...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:05 PM (BJlbN)
Federal judge out of NYC rules against Census bureau inclusion of Citizenship question.
This sh*t has to stop.
Posted by: WisRich at January 15, 2019 12:05 PM (G0vdT)
"resistance" by refusing to meet Trump. Instead, Trump made it campy fun
by getting fast food (i.e. junk food the scolds say we should shun) so
that it was both elegant *and* like a weekend get-together.
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Tiger Blood. Like to like.
(just riffing off the Clemson avatar)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2019 12:05 PM (MIKMs)
I thought with your nic and all, that maybe you were a plastic surgeon that specialized in . . . elbows.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 12:05 PM (U5tDi)
I know this sounds obvious, but Waffle House has REALLY good waffles.
The ham, not so much. But damn those waffles...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 11:59 AM (bcbK
Funny thing, I'm kinda meh on WH waffles. Just like I'm kinda meh on IHOP's pancakes.
But IHOP's waffles are teh bomb, as is the rest of WH's breakfast. Dog help me, I'm a sucker for the nuclear waste WH hashbrowns.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 12:06 PM (veoSD)
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How severely heterosexual of him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 12:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 15, 2019 12:07 PM (JKNZq)
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Huh. She doesn't strike me as the kind of woman who'd be interested in using a strap-on.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 12:07 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
my ex husband passed out during his vasectomy.
then he puked in my car on the way home.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (d7Ww2)
Safe to assume that's why he's ex?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 15, 2019 12:07 PM (RD7QR)
Trump has since threatened Congress that if the try to impeach him, he will release those documents.
Assumption: Barack Obama signed the 1st FISA
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2019 12:07 PM (QkjLD)
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Huh. She doesn't strike me as the kind of woman who'd be interested in using a strap-on.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 12:07 PM (KUaJL)
Women will surprise you
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:08 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2019
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Some years ago there was a big flap because the famous Harry Le,, the sheriff of Jefferson Parish (the parish, aka county, west of NO LA), was allowing his deputies to shoot nutria in the parish's drainage canals. I don't know if the outcry was because of animal rights, or because locals were outraged that a source of free food was being killed off.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 15, 2019 12:08 PM (7MRhd)
Federal judge out of NYC rules against Census bureau inclusion of Citizenship question.
This sh*t has to stop.
Fine. As a means of saving taxpayer dollars and expediency, I propose that the 2020 Census be conducted by ICE agents.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:08 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 12:08 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Big & Tall Shoppe, Deliveries in the Rear at January 15, 2019 12:09 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:01 PM (BJlbN)
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Eh, it was decades ago. Thought I'd tweak NGU just a bit, just because.
No big deal now, but, my parents weren't happy campers. Though, when I hit my teenage years, my parents were probably rethinking the whole "thanking the doctor that saved their one and only son" dealio.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 15, 2019 12:09 PM (qC1Sy)
My dental question to you would be, do dentists wish more hot chicks would get dental procedures...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:05 PM (BJlbN)
or do they wish that they worked with more hot, nympho dental assistants?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:09 PM (bcbK8)
Federal judge out of NYC rules against Census bureau inclusion of Citizenship question.
Apparently, the judge said it wasn't unconstitutional, but it had been added without following the proper procedures
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2019 12:09 PM (QkjLD)
naturalfake, are you a dentist too? I didn't know that.
I thought with your nic and all, that maybe you were a plastic surgeon that specialized in . . . elbows.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 12:05 PM (U5tDi)
Two dentites on the same blog?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 12:10 PM (t6MX/)
https://bit.ly/2VWxdhR
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:10 PM (x4XMF)
My dental question to you would be, do dentists wish more hot chicks would get dental procedures...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:05 PM (BJlbN)
or do they wish that they worked with more hot, nympho dental assistants?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019
*
*
Survey says, YES
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 15, 2019 12:10 PM (7MRhd)
That woman has got better over time. Also she's shown full frontal. Wow.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 12:04 PM (fuK7c)
Sin City for the win
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:10 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2019 12:10 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses
nope. I wasn't keen on the whole girlfriend thing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 12:10 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Ever at January 15, 2019 12:11 PM (1Zh0U)
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Now that CO has gone full Bolshevik, the first two items on the legislative agenda are:
1.) Red-flag laws
b.) Government "regulation" (read: outlawing) of home schools.
I'm already discussing exit strategies with my family... all is lost, the Marxists have taken my home. Time to cut and run.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 12:11 PM (AzW6q)
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That seems to be their go-to when something is perfectly legal, but they just don't like it.
See Acosta's WH banning for further reference.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 15, 2019 12:11 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
LA used to pay a $10 bounty per tail.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 12:12 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:09 PM (bcbK
Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 12:12 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:13 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2019 12:13 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: flounder
Why not? Anything is possible.
We have an anti-semite cob.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 12:13 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (JKNZq)
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Would like opinions on why Colorado has gone SJW/ Marxist......
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:13 PM
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Got Californicated good and hard.
Posted by: irright at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 12:10 PM (d7Ww2)
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Much like I wasn't keen on the ex having a boyfriend or three on the side.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (U5tDi)
Its sad when a chef forgets that they're supposed to make food that people like to eat."
That's why I do all the cooking in my house. Long ago, my wife got it into her head that food has to be *Healthy* and has to be made with all the right ingredients and in all the right ways and it would all be done like it should and come out tasting like soylent bleah. Stuff like low fat oil and vinegar over alfalfa sprouts. So I cook, since my goal is that it has to taste good first, with all other considerations secondary.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Screw that shit. I'm not a fucking rabbit.
I'm convinced that the secret to healthy eating is simply to eat LESS of the same comfort food you wolfed down before. Even something as artery-clogging as chicken fried steak. Cut the regular-sized cutlet in half before dredging and deep-frying it. Done.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:09 PM (bcbK
Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019
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JA played a hot dental assistant/nurse in Just Go With It, the remake of Cactus Flower w/ Adam Sandler as her boss. Highlight of a good little farce: the hula dance contest between Jennifer and a stunningly gorgeous Nicole Kidman.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (7MRhd)
Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (x4XMF)
So Mitt is demanding that King resign over his white supremacist remarks? Thanks Utah
The junior Senator from Utah sure is an insufferable prick, n'est pas?
Posted by: Yellow Vest at January 15, 2019 12:15 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Ever at January 15, 2019 12:15 PM (1Zh0U)
Posted by: BignJames
Cajuns will eat anything.
"If it ever had a momma, kill it & grill it!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (qjfjx)
Dink it and sink it!
Gooooood Mythical Morning!
Does the nutria milk shake?
Let's talk about that.
Posted by: Rhett and Link at January 15, 2019 12:15 PM (/qEW2)
My dental question to you would be, do dentists wish more hot chicks would get dental procedures...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:05 PM (BJlbN)
I think everybody everywhere at any time in the universe would wish they had more hot chicks frequent their business.
But, no not particularly. Very attractive chicks come with their own particular set of baggage that can be distracting. And/or annoying.
On the other hand, they are great advertising for your office.
I'd just like to point out that "Wearing the Cat" isn't an autobiography and I'm not McGill.
anymore than I'd be Batman if I wrote a Batman novel.
...now the Golden Molar! maybe.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2019 12:15 PM (CRRq9)
Paul Johnson ("Modern Times") has some interesting thoughts about this kind of German unity/Volksgemeinschaft during Weimar. He notes that the post-Kaiser republic was theoretically sound, but completely unworkable given a Germanic affinity--almost intractable--for a unifying German identity that struggles with such markers of idiosyncratic individualism.
It's an interesting read, as anyone who's lived in Germany can tell you
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:15 PM (Bdeb0)
*****
Are you asking why Colorado has gone to pot?
Posted by: human at January 15, 2019 12:15 PM (0CeRG)
...now the Golden Molar! maybe.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 15, 2019 12:15 PM (CRRq9)
Can you write a Batman novel?
Or at least more of those 'Men's Adventure' stuff
Loved those snippets.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:16 PM (bcbK8)
Why does a Federal judge get to rule on whether "proper procedures" were
followed? I thought they were strictly supposed to rule on points of
law.
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (JKNZq)
Administrative Procedures Act violation, likely. Requires notice, hearing, listing in Federal Register, etc. It's a dotting the t's and crossing the i's deal to ensure the administrative state does not become a tyranny of its own. But like all other aspects of the rule of law, it is only enforced against R efforts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 12:16 PM (t6MX/)
@RashidaTlaib
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.
Oh fuck off, you insufferable cvnt.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 12:16 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Yellow Vest at January 15, 2019 12:15 PM (jYje5)
Yes, and he's also historically tone-deaf. Until 1978, his own church wouldn't ordain black people.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:16 PM (Bdeb0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XW1Ygatsz4
Not a great trailer, but the film should be good. A cringy SJW line in it.
Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2019 12:16 PM (QCc6B)
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I think there are about 420 reasons.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 12:16 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:17 PM (Bdeb0)
Mischaracterized? WTF does that mean?
He spoke stupidly. Was what he said the end of the world, of course
not. But in this PC world, you have to be smarter than to say anything "vague" that gives your enemies any ammunition.
Bullshit.
We have a First Amendment. Maybe you have heard of it.
And "vague" my ass. PDT has been the most plainspoken president in history and they twist his words to make him into a monster on every goddamned network every goddamned day.
You sound like Barack Obama. "The police acted stupidly"
THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS LOSE
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 12:17 PM (LL1Be)
what breed of dog is a Black Dahlia? sounds dangerous though
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 15, 2019 12:17 PM (+9y/B)
@RashidaTlaib
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (x4XMF)
Rashida lies, Rashida lies when she cries.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:17 PM (bcbK8)
_______________________________________
"Senator, maybe you don't grasp this whole separation of powers thingy, but my boss is the president and not you. If you want to hire Rosenstein for the Congress, you're more than welcome."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:17 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 12:17 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:18 PM (x4XMF)
Yeah, I'm not following the whole thingy thru quite yet - seems there were some other issues, and the judge was actually on the correct side here...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 12:18 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:18 PM (H7LIz)
So Mitt is demanding that King resign over his white supremacist remarks? Thanks Utah
The junior Senator from Utah sure is an insufferable prick, n'est pas?
Posted by: Yellow Vest
Mitt should join Kasich on CNN.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 12:18 PM (aKsyK)
I'd just like to point out that "Wearing the Cat" isn't an autobiography and I'm not McGill.
==
suuure
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (BJlbN)
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (x4XMF)
Huh. Zod sees something radically different when he looks into the eyes of TSA workers.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (Bdeb0)
If she had a couch nearby she and her little daughter would have fallen sobbing onto the couch hugging each other.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2019 12:16 PM (QCc6B)
Just those words, together, fills me with fear.
I really enjoyed watching Infinity War, last night and the night before.
But I think I'm done with superhero movies. Never thought it would happen but here we are.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (veoSD)
And eat them both with a higher fried breading to meat ratio.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (t6MX/)
true enough but actions or words have consequences
just ask the NFL anthem kneelers
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (+9y/B)
Shutdown horror story:
Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (x4XMF)
Horse shit. TSA workers are too stupid to recognize a newly-elected Congressroach.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Timon at January 15, 2019 11:35 AM (dKm4U)
Um no thanks, that word sound too scary if it means what we think.
Posted by: Eugene Ormandy and Zubin Mehta at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (90T4r)
Didn't Carol Channing star in "Hello, Dahlia!"?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
She was in Skidoo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 12:20 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:17 PM (H7LIz)
RR is gone. The dems can cry all they want. That alone, for me, is a win.
Posted by: Ever at January 15, 2019 12:20 PM (1Zh0U)
What a fucking dipshit.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:20 PM (H7LIz)
Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (x4XMF)
Lies! Everyone knows that TSA employees are void of anything that can be perceived as emotion. Also, do Congresscritters even encounter the TSA at airports?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 15, 2019 12:20 PM (0oPfk)
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (x4XMF)
Huh. Zod sees something radically different when he looks into the eyes of TSA workers.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019
*
*
I try not to look at them at all. I don't want them noticing me and deciding, "Hey, he looks like he has some cool stuff in that carryon! Let's wave him out of line and do some digging, whaddaya say?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 15, 2019 12:20 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Zod
Dead eyes. 1,000 yard stare.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 12:20 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
...........
Wonder how much she's getting paid?
Can you imagine the campaign planning session?
Oh shit! We need to get you hooked up with a woman!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2019 12:21 PM (so+oy)
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There is both a book and a documentary called "The Blueprint" about this.
Yes, part of it is mass migration from CA.
But, years ago the national party lost interest in CA and NY, already hard left. They (and their billionaire toadies) have been focusing on CO for years - exactly because it was reddish-purple.
They view it as a testbed for Gramscian subversion and takeover, and have poured billions of dollars and tons of political energy into the experiment in our relative backwater.
And it worked.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 12:21 PM (AzW6q)
Hops. It happened in WA and OR too, when they came out with all of those IPA styles with all those hop "hormones" in them. Turns a Gillette-shaving guy into teh ghey. Next step is getting woke and losing the nads.
Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2019 12:21 PM (xqdqQ)
Say what?
Congresscritters and other cappy hill types get their own access thru security.
So ... yeah, she's full of it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 12:21 PM (6qErC)
true enough but actions or words have consequences
just ask the NFL anthem kneelers
Posted by: navycopjoe
What "consequences" have they suffered?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 12:21 PM (aKsyK)
just ask the NFL anthem kneelers
So shitting on the flag and calling America "racist" is exactly the same as a Representative remarking on how the Racism knife only cuts one way.
Again.
Why. We. Lose.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 12:21 PM (LL1Be)
It's an interesting read, as anyone who's lived in Germany can tell you ."
One of my German ancestors came here in the 1870's because he hated the idea of his sons being conscripted by the Prussian Army. A big reason Germany has gotten increasingly conformist, I believe, is that for at least 175 years now all of the non-conformists have been saying "fuck this, we're going to America!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2019 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Zod
Dead eyes. 1,000 yard stare.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 12:20 PM (qjfjx)
lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:22 PM (bcbK8)
@RashidaTlaib
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (x4XMF)
________________________________________
They were crying because your PLO-issued tear gas canister went off in the scanner.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:22 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:17 PM (Bdeb0)
uh pray 4 Zod or pray 2 Zod?
seriously though, why do you need prayers at this time? Will be glad to pray for my favorite intergalactic conqueror
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:22 PM (BJlbN)
What a fucking dipshit.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:20 PM (H7LIz)
===
He was also a failed presidential candidate. So he's got that going for him.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 15, 2019 12:22 PM (pw+jk)
448 356 Retired LAPD detective who thinks his father killed the Black Dahlia says he still loves him
what breed of dog is a Black Dahlia? sounds dangerous though
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 15, 2019 12:17 PM (+9y/B)
I dunno, but I think they're kinda Short.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 12:22 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 12:22 PM (bim/x)
"Yes, menial, Zod does have some cool stuff in that carryon. But first you will wave him out of line. He also has an impressive erection in that pair of pants. You will do some digging. You will fondle it. Do it. Do it now."
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:22 PM (Bdeb0)
just ask the NFL anthem kneelers
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (+9y/B)
Read his full quote. He did not say what he is accused of saying. They straight up lied and Rs are giving up the ass to satisfy the left. It is ridiculous and mitt should choke on his bag of syphilitic dicks. He's a pompous asshole.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 12:22 PM (t6MX/)
then he puked in my car on the way home.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 12:00 PM (d7Ww2)
Snip snap! Snip Snap! Snip Snap!
You have no idea the toll that three vasectomies has on a man!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
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A friend of mine who had the snip snap done during his first marriage then got divorced and remarried a few years later and the new missus wanted to try for children and he had it reversed.. Ouch dude, ever heard of adoption?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 15, 2019 12:23 PM (HqJdq)
Posted by: Eugene Ormandy and Zubin Mehta at January 15, 2019 12:23 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 12:23 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 15, 2019 12:23 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:23 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses
nope. I wasn't keen on the whole girlfriend thing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 12:10 PM (d7Ww2)
Yeah, that IS a drawback, isn't it?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 15, 2019 12:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 15, 2019 12:24 PM (JKNZq)
Shutdown horror story:
Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of
our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop
fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the
responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We
must end this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (x4XMF)
Horse shit. TSA workers are too stupid to recognize a newly-elected Congressroach.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (veoSD)
Even if true, Fine. She and her cohorts can end it today. GIVE US THE WALL.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2019 12:24 PM (jxbfJ)
My ancestor may have been on the same boat.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 12:24 PM (t6MX/)
Your supplication is acceptable.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:24 PM (Bdeb0)
They had a sob story on the Portland news about the poor TSA agents,
followed by a story on a place that set up a food bank for government
workers. I guess they are too good to use the regular food bank like us
common folk.
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 15, 2019 12:24 PM (JKNZq)
Or go for temporary work.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2019 12:24 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 15, 2019 12:17 PM (+9y/B)
I think that was the title of a Bertie Wooster novel when his aunt went all Rachel Dolezal.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2019 12:24 PM (/qEW2)
Forward, comrades!
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 12:25 PM (LL1Be)
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.
I guess this means she represents her Palestinian relatives in Gaza *and* TSA workers.
Interesting . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 12:25 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (90T4r)
You are forgiven.
I will take all the Rosaio Dawsons and keep them safe in my baseme- home. In my home. Where they will be given dignified work to perform while dressed as a French maid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (veoSD)
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I 100% guarantee you that she initiated a conversation with the guy and told him she was a Congresswoman. Guaranteed. Both airports in DC have famous (or infamous) faces flying in and out of there all the time and no one, but no one, especially a TSA employee, is going to stop them and start discussing their job.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 12:25 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:13 PM (90T4r)
Leftist locusts swarming in from both coasts and the Midwest, devouring everything and shitting all over the place like they always fucking do. Montana and Wyoming are the next targets.
I hate leftists.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 15, 2019 12:25 PM (xPJvm)
Or go for temporary work.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2019 12:24 PM (jxbfJ)
Down south they can use help putting up some fencing.
Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2019 12:25 PM (xqdqQ)
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of a little girl, slowly dying from Kavanaugh's confirmation. With her last words she said "the wall...fight it. For me." God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her. Destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night, he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew; God doesn't make the world this way, we do."
Man, she's getting pretty dark.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 15, 2019 12:25 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 12:26 PM (bim/x)
Funny, you are there...
FWIW, the Hill folks get their own access at both Dulles and National, and have, as the law calls it, "special privileges" at other US airports.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 12:26 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:26 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 12:26 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 15, 2019 12:26 PM (YkEgi)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:26 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 12:26 PM (t6MX/)
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See my comment above about this.
This is all of a piece.
Mail-in fraud elections, pot legalization, hardcore extreme sanctuary policies, hardcore extreme gun control policies, now moving into total state takeover of education and gun confiscations - if there's an item on the Marxist wishlist, they're pushing it here.
We are America's laboratory for Communism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 12:26 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK
Marvel's golden era is clearly drawing to a close. But there will be some gems here and there.
Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2019 12:26 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:27 PM (x4XMF)
Where's the fun in that?
Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 12:27 PM (6qErC)
if the player is talented enough nothing happens, ex: if AAron came out and used the flag as toilet paper during halftime I guarantee nothing would happen
477 if you had a high profile job such as a rethugiKKKan congress cashthief, you should know there will be a backlash so either stay quiet so your vote on the floor matters or be ready to doubledown and own what you say
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 15, 2019 12:27 PM (+9y/B)
workers. I guess they are too good to use the regular food bank like us common folk.
I hope they frisk them as they both enter and exit the food bank!
Really, if you want us to feel sorry for federal workers maybe not promote the ones who have been molesting us, our children, and our elderly relatives with abandon since Obama implemented "enhanced" pat-downs, OK?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 12:27 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 12:22 PM (t6MX/)
This. All of the flounder.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:27 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 12:27 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 12:26 PM (bim/x)
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I always do, but it's limited to "Hello" and "thank you," for the most part. I'm not about to tie up an employee when there are people behind me trying to catch a flight, but then again I'm not a world-famous Congresscritter.
That you know of.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 12:28 PM (U5tDi)
safe in my baseme- home. In my home. Where they will be given dignified
work to perform while dressed as a French maid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:25 PM (bcbK
There is one down in S. King Co. Used to care for my son. Perfect doppelganger.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 12:28 PM (t6MX/)
Will grope for food
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:28 PM (BJlbN)
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Currently we can still hand carry our ballots to the courthouse and deposit them personally. Not sure how long that will last, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 15, 2019 12:28 PM (xPJvm)
You don't professionalize unless you federalize.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 12:28 PM (LL1Be)
safe in my baseme- home. In my home. Where they will be given dignified
work to perform while dressed as a French maid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:25 PM (bcbK
There is one down in S. King Co. Used to care for my son. Perfect doppelganger.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 12:28 PM (t6MX/)
Bring her to the mini-mo me tomorrow. Offer her candy, if needs be.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:28 PM (bcbK8)
workers. I guess they are too good to use the regular food bank like us common folk.
________________________________________
IMHO, a lot of those TSA workers are in desperate need of a reduction in their caloric intake.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:28 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 15, 2019 12:29 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:28 PM (H7LIz)
Intermittent Fasting! Good for your waistline and your wallet!
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 12:29 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:28 PM (BJlbN)
They're all bossy and touchy until you get a pat-down on *your* terms. Then?
Not so bossy, not so touchy.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (90T4r)
So do I. " Can you please be careful with that?" as they bash my laptop bag on the edge of the belt.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (U5tDi)
Your supplication is acceptable.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Les Nesmond at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: torabora at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK
Marvel's golden era is clearly drawing to a close. But there will be some gems here and there.
Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2019 12:26 PM (QCc6B)
I hope you're right.
I see nothing in Capt. Marvel that makes me want to see it. 'Unabashedly Feminist' they're calling it.
Gag.
Emma Peel in the Avengers TV show...give me that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 12:31 PM (YzUwd)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (6qErC)
I read on the Fred MacMurray Wikipedia site that Captain Marvel was modeled on the actor. Huh.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (Bdeb0)
The change has been going on for a while. Colorado was carried by momentum from generations as fairly rural western state, with lots of farming, ranching and the like. But over the past thirty years you've seen an influx of wealthier libs from places like NY and CA who settle in Denver and in the mountains.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: creeper at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (5ysN4)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
Trump should appoint him as RBG's replacement.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (Bdeb0)
His shows set in America were a neverending series of surprises and amazement for him that people weren't as awful and horrible as he expected. Elsewhere he just assumed everyone was wonderful and lo and behold the specially picked host families who got paid a lot to be on national TV were wonderful!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 12:31 PM (YzUwd)
I can recommend:
Iron Man 1
Avengers 1
Captain America 2
Guardians of the Galaxy 1
They're all Quality
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (bcbK8)
That you know of.
Posted by: bluebell "
Ahem.
Say what?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Brenda Vaccaro at January 15, 2019 12:33 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:33 PM (90T4r)
Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (x4XMF)
Well, Rashida, you pig-nosed fat Muslim pile of pigshit, why not do something about it if you really care? Go blow yourself up at an airport to prove that the TSA are still needed.
Terrorist shits that we import, ie. your brethren and your constituency are the only reason we have the TSA in the first place.
Maybe you think terrorists are a good thing since they provide a need for moar government employees, which helps the economy, right?
We're too wimpy to do anything about trash like you. Please go back to gaza and try throwing Molotovs at Israeli soldiers.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2019 12:34 PM (/qEW2)
"The penalty for armed robbery is not death", says the idiot Ford, and this young man deserved to live! Well, of course he did. Right up until he assaulted the woman. But that's neither here nor there, the real question being why is Zach Ford so worried about women arming themselves against the depredations of criminal men?
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 12:34 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:34 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Zombie Susan Pleshette at January 15, 2019 12:34 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:34 PM (BJlbN)
Kept men of the Left. Traitors. Scum. Canal diggers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 12:34 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 12:35 PM (6qErC)
I read on the Fred MacMurray Wikipedia site that Captain Marvel was modeled on the actor. Huh.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (Bdeb0)
That was so odd and random, I had to check.
yep, that's what it says. But it's talking about the Capt. Marvel who's called 'Shazam' nowadays, due to legal shenanigans.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:35 PM (bcbK8)
Meh, we'll see. They cashed in big by exploiting Black Panther who was black, y'all, he's black y'all. Hes black and he's black and he's black y'all. They're hoping to turn Captain Marvel into a cultural event the same way so people are compelled to pretend to like it and rave about it and go to the theater over and over to demonstrate their loyalty and virtue.
So far its not working, and it might just be that: hype. I mean Wonder Woman had some pretty lame virtue signalling feminist stuff too but thankfully it was not a major part of the movie and was brief.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:35 PM (39g3+)
518 >>They had a sob story on the Portland news about the poor TSA
agents, followed by a story on a place that set up a food bank for
government
workers. I guess they are too good to use the regular food bank like us common folk.
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IMHO, a lot of those TSA workers are in desperate need of a reduction in their caloric intake.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:28 PM (H7LIz)
Especially that fat bastard at Logan guarding a doorway that isn't anywhere near the "Sterile areas" - who is sleeping at his post.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2019 12:35 PM (jxbfJ)
And no, the post office is not shut down. They are always like that around here....
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 15, 2019 12:36 PM (9iLHi)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (6qErC)
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Oh, you know, nothing. But if I were going to be a Congresscritter, I would be one you never heard of.
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 12:36 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 12:36 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Brenda Vaccaro"
Pikers
Posted by: Zombie Susan Pleshette at January 15, 2019 12:34 PM
Bitch, please.
Posted by: Patricia Neal at January 15, 2019 12:36 PM (H7LIz)
And GFY Romney.
This is our enemy. The globalist blue-bloods who only want a few more Deplorable kids to die submissively in a few more Forever Wars in order to be able purchase that sweet lake house.
The Bulwark Republicans.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 12:36 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:36 PM (39g3+)
Read this and thought of Col. Kurtz in a Waffle House. "Once we went to a Waffle House, gave all the children polio vaccines. When we came back, the Viet Cong had come to the Waffle House...and I remember I cried, I, I, wept like a grandmother... "
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, drinking deeply from the whine glass at January 15, 2019 12:37 PM (LISuA)
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Groot is less wooden than Brie Larson
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 12:37 PM (7HtZB)
Almost looks... just like a senate confirmation hearing. Measured dialogue. Give and take. A little bit of laughter and banter. Stiff questions by dems, but not confrontational or grandstanding.
Now... is this because they "learned their lesson" from the Kavanaugh dumpster fire? Or is it because Barr is already a made man who's been to the Big Show before, and there's no profit in raking him over the coals in a three-ring prime-time Tijuana shit fest?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 12:37 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 12:34 PM (LISuA)
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I think it's safe to say that armed robbery, in this instance, is.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 15, 2019 12:37 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!
Admit it. You just tacked on "as Thor" to stay on-topic.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 15, 2019 12:38 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:38 PM (39g3+)
@RashidaTlaib
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.
I'll take things that never happened for 1000, Alex...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 12:38 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 15, 2019 12:38 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 12:39 PM (LL1Be)
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Groot is less wooden than Brie Larson
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 12:37 PM (7HtZB)
Seriously, Groot emotes more in both GOTG movies than slice of Brie does in the trailers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:39 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:39 PM (90T4r)
Gag.
Emma Peel in the Avengers TV show...give me that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK
I try really hard to have as little contact with movie promotions as possible. Too many insane people in the world who want to measure everything on its wokeness scale as if that makes a movie good or not, or makes it *appealing* or not. Captain Marvel may meet one person who underestimates her because they don't know she's an overpowered alien (or whatever) and the noisy sorts will be crowing about how she stuck it to the patriarchy.
SO FAR Marvel has been good about this.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 15, 2019 12:39 PM (BD/yx)
You know what to do, then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)
that this action will lead to greater reflection and ultimately change
on his part.
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You and your constituents will be punished.
Kevin McCarthy is in charge. Uniparty uber alles. Waiting for the revenge of Roy Moore, although the (D) who took Sessions' seat is probably punishment enough for AL(eR)s.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM (MIKMs)
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-miraculously- feeds-multitudes-with-just-5-cheeseburgers -2-filet-o-fish-sandwiches
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM (d7Ww2)
Paraphrase...
I looked into their eyes and saw the pain. I am not immune to the human impact of the shutdown.
Do all the leftists speaking on the shutdown have to sound like they're a real life candidate for a remake of " A Tale of Two Cities" "It is a far, far, better thing I do...."
Manufactured heroine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM (9iLHi)
He deserved to live, until he didn't. I'm pretty sure this idiot only viewed it as property crime. She should have just given him the money. No understanding of the woman fearing for her life. I can't stand this kind of bullshit.
Posted by: no good deed at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM (uTY3H)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 12:31 PM (YzUwd)
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There was one with Dwight from The Office that was good. Not a Wolverine sort of superhero.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: votermom "
As does ms mouse. She'll even watch w/o the sound on.
I just don't get it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM (6qErC)
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she should have shot the gun from his hand
then done some wu shu kicks and flips to subdue him
ending with hair toss and witty quip
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:41 PM (BJlbN)
As a 5' 100 lb woman, I definitely notice a correlation between being a liberal shitbag who could easily physically overpower me and holding a strong belief that I shouldn't be allowed to employ the only feasible means of self-defense.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 15, 2019 12:41 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 12:41 PM (0OmEj)
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:41 PM (bcbK8)
Oh and HI SHANNON!!
Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 15, 2019 11:26 AM (GEhPL)
Bob doesn't work for the paycheck, he works for love of the job.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 11:27 AM (KUaJL)
And the pictures he takes through your computers.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 15, 2019 12:41 PM (hLRSq)
All I am doing, as usual, is pointing out the obvious.
It isn't fair. No. Life is also not fair.
So, lament away all you want about how the battlefield is not perfect, but it is the battlefield we have.
As far as circular firing squads are concerned, you mean like calling your fellow conservatives "cucks"?
An offensive word, yes, a fighting word, and used purposefully on a fellow commenter and conservative.
Shameful behavior. Straight up.
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at January 15, 2019 12:41 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 12:41 PM (0OmEj)
Yep. Pointing a gun at me does indeed have the death penalty. So should it be for any armed robber.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:41 PM (bcbK8)
"Yep, it was the winter of 2021. Hard one. Cold as a prison guard's heart. We was diggin' the leg north of New Salem when the guards brung in this new guy. Little mouthy sumbitch. Kept tellin' us he was Bill Kristol and he was SEVERELY conservative. Yeah, we love it when they tells us that. Always means the opposite. We gave him a shovel and took his coat cuz it was too nice. 'Diggin' will keep ya warm, cuck!' I says to him. Didn't last three days before he was froze to the shovel while tryin' to dig. Those types never lasted."
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 15, 2019 12:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kimoloka at January 15, 2019 12:42 PM (ZO1EW)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:42 PM (90T4r)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y934okv
Posted by: Huck Follywood, drinking deeply from the whine glass at January 15, 2019 12:42 PM (LISuA)
it takes 40 gallons of "maple tree blood" to make one gallon of syrup ... but still too early to tap the maple trees.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2019 12:42 PM (Cus5s)
WV coal miner loses his livelihood for good? Screw that redneck. Probably a racist too. Go learn to code, hillbillly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 12:43 PM (AURKQ)
Shameful behavior. Straight up.
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at January 15, 2019 12:41 PM (w7KSn)
Helping or hurting, brat, which are you?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:43 PM (bcbK8)
Off to beg at the nearest freeway offramp.
Gotta have that latte money.
Posted by: Government Worker at January 15, 2019 12:43 PM (Y274z)
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You mean the "Huntsman"?
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at January 15, 2019 12:43 PM (9iLHi)
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at January 15, 2019 12:43 PM (w7KSn)
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So then we can DEFINITELY surmise that McCain was blackmailing Graham up until his death.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 15, 2019 12:43 PM (LX21o)
Brie Larson is an outspoken feminist scold, standing out even in Hollywood, where actresses try to outdo each other with feminist pronouncements.
I read that the Captain Marvel team reached out to her specifically because of her feminism.
Pretty sure that's why it looks like it is so, so bad.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 12:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: torabora at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM (LX21o)
'Super', is the name of the movie. By the same disgraced pedo-curious director who made Guardians of the Galaxy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (bcbK8)
The rhetoric from the left doesn't bother me in the least. I think of the pre-battle taunting scene in Braveheart when they flashed the enemy.
The rhetoric from the PussyCons has me both furious and depressed.
And beginning to see the outline of why many say " we aren't voting our way out of this".
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (LL1Be)
Except for Kristen Stewart, of course.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (Ek4zj)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (6qErC)
>>I see nothing in Capt. Marvel that makes me want to see it. 'Unabashedly Feminist' they're calling it.
I read on the Fred MacMurray Wikipedia site that Captain Marvel was modeled on the actor. Huh.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:32 PM (Bdeb0)
The women's better line up in droves to see it. Cause they all wanted it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 12:45 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: MAGA at January 15, 2019 12:45 PM (TGZP6)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (Ek4zj)
the sequel was much better
more Helmsworth
no Stewart
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:46 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 12:46 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 15, 2019 12:46 PM (Ek4zj)
This is the exclusive property of Palpatine (lights joss, makes the sign). No need to buy bad karma.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:46 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:46 PM (90T4r)
"it is a far, far better rest I go to....."
Posted by: Rashida Tlaib at January 15, 2019 12:47 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 12:47 PM (OLCnA)
Except for Kristen Stewart, of course.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (Ek4zj)
It was actually less... sucky... than I expected it to be.
... definitely worth watching whats-his-face.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 15, 2019 12:47 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:47 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 15, 2019 12:46 PM (Ek4zj)
Haven't see it yet, but I hope to before it's out of theaters.
Also, I very much approve of this use of the word "toxic".
And yes, he is.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 15, 2019 12:48 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (39g3+)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:48 PM (BJlbN)
No understanding of the woman fearing for her life. I can't stand this kind of bullshit.
Posted by: no good deed at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM
And they cannot understand us. There is no common ground. No compromise is possible.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 12:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2019 12:49 PM (QCc6B)
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LMAO
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:49 PM (H7LIz)
Both are awful looking as actresses. Both are horrendously talentless as actresses. But at least Johanssen doesn't seem to be a horrible person, just tragically unsuited to her line of work is all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 12:49 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:47 PM (bcbK
(leans in close)
"You didn't hear this from me. He's in the Sinks of Gandy, WV. An anchorite. That is all."
(leans out, resumes Zodding)
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:49 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 12:49 PM (0OmEj)
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I don't know where I would've seen the extended remix commercial for it, but for some reason I saw something about them making it and how hard she trained and how awesome she was, all in between them showing her tied to cables to make her jump and punching computer generated monsters that dented metal.
It seemed absurd to put those two back to back as "proof" of her above-average girlpower.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 15, 2019 12:49 PM (LX21o)
Yes on the sequel. Love Emily Blunt. Also more Charlize Theron. Even if she is a crazy liberal. She is a wonderful actress.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 15, 2019 12:50 PM (Ek4zj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:50 PM (H7LIz)
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What the heck is wrong with the media-loved newbies that they do not believe their own districts are worth representing. They represent something 'higher' than their own voters. Bah. Disgusting anti-Constitutional nonsense.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2019 12:50 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:46 PM (90T4r)
Rifftrax is having a sale on Kevin Murphy's favorite riffs, which includes the classic riff on "Twilight"
www.rifftrax.com/twilight
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 12:50 PM (7HtZB)
Interesting. She is of the master race, same as recently-elected U.S. Senator Kyrsten Sinema.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 15, 2019 12:51 PM (Ek4zj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:51 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2019 12:51 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (39g3+)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:48 PM (BJlbN)
Someone I know said that she noticed the plot the second time she saw the movie.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (BD/yx)
I see nothing in Capt. Marvel that makes me want to see it. 'Unabashedly Feminist' they're calling it.
Capt. America trading his metal shield for a maxipad shield?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (LL1Be)
I know nothing about it except that it's on Netflix, and the Zod manse does not subscribe to Netflix.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:46 PM (90T4r)
Rifftrax is having a sale on Kevin Murphy's favorite riffs, which includes the classic riff on "Twilight"
www.rifftrax.com/twilight
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 12:50 PM (7HtZB)
The Twilight series is terrible BUT it does make it across the line into 'so terrible it's fun to mock' territory.
I endorse it, with the Rifftrax.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (39g3+)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 12:48 PM (BJlbN)
All potential profits at the theaters were consumed by the additional expense of mopping the floors and replacing the seat upholstery between each showing.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (NWiLs)
"The penalty for armed robbery is not death", says the idiot Ford, and this young man deserved to live! Well, of course he did. Right up until he assaulted the woman. But that's neither here nor there, the real question being why is Zach Ford so worried about women arming themselves against the depredations of criminal men?
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 12:34 PM (LISuA)
What guarantee did she have that he wouldn't have killed her anyway?
If he threatened her like that then the use of lethal force was justified.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (39g3+)
I see nothing in Capt. Marvel that makes me want to see it. 'Unabashedly Feminist' they're calling it.
Capt. America trading his metal shield for a maxipad shield?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (jxbfJ)
Marvel already took his shield. At the end of Cap 3.
Fuckers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:53 PM (bcbK8)
Never have airport security impacted by a shutdown again!
Posted by: MAGA at January 15, 2019 12:53 PM (TGZP6)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 12:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:53 PM (90T4r)
Pretty much every other possible Captain Marvel is better - and there's like three other female ones.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 15, 2019 12:53 PM (oZ6kz)
I think they contribute to AA battery bills
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:53 PM (39g3+)
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I see nothing in Capt. Marvel that makes me want to see it. 'Unabashedly Feminist' they're calling it.
Capt. America trading his metal shield for a maxipad shield?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (jxbfJ)
Marvel already took his shield. At the end of Cap 3.
Fuckers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:53 PM (bcbK
Then they gave him a shield in wakanda.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 12:53 PM (ymnmz)
It's like "loooah". I would have sworn it's New Jersey but the wiki says he grew up on the Upper West Side.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 12:53 PM (fuK7c)
Being so behind the times, I got around to watching the " Rome" series...... surprisingly good.... the death of the Republic, and the posturing of those who wanted to " save it" was telling.... the Republic they wanted to save was an elitist Plutocracy/ Kleptocracy.... apropos of today, for me.
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (90T4r)
The Golden Scalp Weasel kinda reminds me of how whatsisname Purefoy played Marc Antony in the first episode of the 2nd season, once Caesar was dead.
Cassius: "We have all the men of quality..."
Antony: "And I have an angry mob. Who will roast and eat your men of quality in the ASHES OF THE SENATE HOUSE!"
Of course, the analogy doesn't pan out later in the series, but I really like how Purefoy plays Antony.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 12:54 PM (veoSD)
Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 15, 2019 12:14 PM (x4XMF)
Avenge me! AVENGE ME!!
Posted by: TSA worker encamped behind barbed wire fence at January 15, 2019 12:54 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 12:50 PM (H7LIz)
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Moronettes do not believe there is such a thing as "toxic masculinity."
Masculinity = good
Soyboi = bad
Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2019 12:54 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (39g3+)
Yup.
She had been nearly-invulnerable and strong (which is why Rogue in X-men is a powerhouse when she had her powers) but she was never top tier.
I'm probably going to BOYcott it. I have other hobbies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:54 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2019 12:54 PM (QkjLD)
Thanks much. PO mis-scanned a package last week. It's now lost. Their website froze on me and "current hold time is greater than one hour".
Our tax dollars at work.
Wilbur's great. He'll come to me and let me pet him, though he still doesn't like being picked up. We're working on not chewing electrical cords. Or woodwork. Or mail.
But it's an uphill battle. Because rodent.
Posted by: creeper at January 15, 2019 12:54 PM (5ysN4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 12:54 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2019 12:55 PM (dvH9o)
You know it's true.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 15, 2019 12:55 PM (LX21o)
Portland murder rate up 18.6%. And I didn't know they'd disarmed the cops.
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 15, 2019 12:55 PM (JKNZq)
Being so behind the times, I got around to watching the " Rome" series...... surprisingly good.... the death of the Republic, and the posturing of those who wanted to " save it" was telling.... the Republic they wanted to save was an elitist Plutocracy/ Kleptocracy.... apropos of today, for me.
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 12:30 PM (90T4r)
The Golden Scalp Weasel kinda reminds me of how whatsisname Purefoy played Marc Antony in the first episode of the 2nd season, once Caesar was dead.
Cassius: "We have all the men of quality..."
Antony: "And I have an angry mob. Who will roast and eat your men of quality in the ASHES OF THE SENATE HOUSE!"
Of course, the analogy doesn't pan out later in the series, but I really like how Purefoy plays Antony.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 12:54 PM (veoSD)
yes and yes.
The first season of Rome was better, but both are good, good TV.
And it's surprisingly hewing close to real history, unlike that Spartacus Blood and Sand shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:55 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 15, 2019 12:56 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:52 PM (39g3+)
"Two ovaries, E, pull one bacon, drop one, scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, wheat."
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 12:56 PM (Bdeb0)
*crawls under desk*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2019 12:54 PM (d7Ww2)
I see you two are already getting kinky.
Posted by: Someguy at January 15, 2019 12:56 PM (h5Df3)
@RashidaTlaib
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of
our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop
fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the
responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We
must end this.
Seems to have forgotten the millions laid off under Obama.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2019 12:56 PM (dvH9o)
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The planes will crash and fall out of the sky unless the controllers' union gets a raise. Same nonsense, different day.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2019 12:57 PM (MIKMs)
If i'm not mistaken, Captain Marvel is of extraterrestrial origin. Ergo: not human. Ergo: Not a Woman.
So are all y'all just hyped up over Alien Powerrrr?
Or are you implying the only way a woman can be powerful is if she's not actually a woman?
I do declare that them there snowflakes are stealing the proverbial base.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 12:57 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Rashida Tlaib at January 15, 2019 12:57 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:57 PM (39g3+)
The $69 million contract for the sale was signed between Baykar Makina and Ukrspetsproekt, Ukraine's state-run armament agency.
Turkish officials said the deal also involves the sale of ammunition for the armed version of the Bayraktar TB2.
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2019 12:57 PM (QkjLD)
I am going to love the scene where she arm wrestles the hulk and tears his arm off and shoves it up his ass and makes a wise ass Go Grrrl snark.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 12:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 12:57 PM (39g3+) "
I liked Genis - he's insane and had good interplay with Rick Jones. He's hardly a hero most of the time, though.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 15, 2019 12:58 PM (oZ6kz)
Amazing that a gun managed to travel internationally round-trip back to Atlanta and managed not to shoot anyone.
Thank God for the TSA fingernail-clipper harvesters.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 12:58 PM (LL1Be)
Basically a conversation about how everything with the word "white" or "western" has become a slur.
Yea, it was done in a poor way and he cleared the record that he was not saying he's supports white supremacy movements.
I'm just so sick of this play where anyone that does something about illegal immigration gets labeled a Nazi and we have to disown them and support Jeb Bush/Mitt Romney figures that want open borders.
I gurantee if Steve King was some Establishment hack and he made this gaffe, he wouldn't be run out on a rail.
Posted by: Blago at January 15, 2019 12:59 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 12:59 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 15, 2019 12:59 PM (eytER)
So hard going through the airport today. I looked into the eyes of our workers who deserve better. A TSA officer said: "Don't stop fighting. Keep it up." I broke down and felt the weight of the responsibility on me. I will never become numb to the human impact. We must end this.
A Muslim is sympathetic to the people hired to keep her fellow Muslims from blowing up airplanes?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 12:59 PM (GgtsI)
Masculinity = good
Soyboi = bad
- - -
Heh, exactly, bluebell!
As for the women who supposedly hate "toxic masculinity," they are not-so-oddly OK with it, even down with it, when it comes from men who look like Thor, Aquaman, and the 50 Shades of Gray guy.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 12:59 PM (W+vEI)
"The penalty for armed robbery is not death", says the idiot Ford, and this young man deserved to live! Well, of course he did. Right up until he assaulted the woman. But that's neither here nor there, the real question being why is Zach Ford so worried about women arming themselves against the depredations of criminal men?
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 12:34 PM (LISuA)
The lady was Judge Dredd and she rendered the appropriate penalty.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 12:59 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 15, 2019
*
*
Where is the regular food bank, anyway? I keep hearing about "Second Harvest Food Bank," but I have no idea where it is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 15, 2019 01:00 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 12:34 PM (LISuA)
Neither is the penalty for not wanting to be robbed.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 01:00 PM (KUaJL)
Except for Kristen Stewart, of course.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 15, 2019 12:44 PM (Ek4zj)
Darth vader has more facial expression than Stewart...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 01:01 PM (8D42x)
Which HQ meme should I use as a potential explanation?
Shelves? Fasting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 12:59 PM (ANN96)
Government shutdown?
Posted by: Someguy at January 15, 2019 01:01 PM (h5Df3)
Might as well parade around IRS agents.
Posted by: Blago at January 15, 2019 01:01 PM (UfkIY)
Its all the elegant dinners
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 01:01 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 01:01 PM (LL1Be)
Its all the elegant dinners
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)
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Unless these men are giving that kind of alpha attention to someone else in their peer group instead of the girl in question. Then it becomes evil again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 01:01 PM (XSSCs)
The term is nothing more, really, than a description of all the annoying and abrasive things that men have to deal with in life. Similarly, the patriarchy is the term for all the annoying and abrasive things that women have to deal with in life. (Note how both of these terms refer to men.)
The notion that life is, will be, and must be, annoying and abrasive because it involves other humans is a thought quite a bit too deep.
And yeah, Moronettes don't believe in "toxic masculinity" of the "any social pressure to be manly" sort, because social pressure to be manly is a GOOD thing and the feminists and progressive psychologist organizations can't be allowed to take our men away.
I'm tickled to no end by the idea of using "toxic" for the word "masculine". Take their language away.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 15, 2019 01:02 PM (BD/yx)
aka the US Office of Personnel Managment
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 01:01 PM (LL1Be)
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They only serve Chinese food these days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 01:02 PM (XSSCs)
"Well what do you think about her?"
"I dunno, she seemed really human and expressive, could you show me that Stewart girl again?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:02 PM (39g3+)
"you are the two damned luckiest SOBs I've ever met. Fortuna obviously likes you and I'm not dumb enough to piss Her off. You're free to go"
seems like legit Pagan logic, which I appreciate
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 01:02 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 15, 2019 01:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 15, 2019 01:02 PM (Qh31g)
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-miraculously- feeds-multitudes-with-just-5-cheeseburgers -2-filet-o-fish-sandwiches
-
Is there nothing Trump can't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2019 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 01:03 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 01:01 PM (90T4r) "
He killed Jesse James.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 15, 2019 01:03 PM (oZ6kz)
Manufactured heroine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 12:40 PM (AllCR)
*************
Pain?
Try our Fentanyl for the win.
(don't think it isn't a drug war)
Posted by: Communist China at January 15, 2019 01:03 PM (Y274z)
And it's surprisingly hewing close to real history, unlike that Spartacus Blood and Sand shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:55 PM (bcbK
There were just two reasons to watch Spartacus
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 01:04 PM (7HtZB)
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-miraculously- feeds-multitudes-with-just-5-cheeseburgers -2-filet-o-fish-sandwiches
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Is there nothing Trump can't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2019 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)
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Convince John McCain to fund a border wall or repeal the ACA.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 01:04 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 01:04 PM (90T4r)
And it's surprisingly hewing close to real history, unlike that Spartacus Blood and Sand shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:55 PM (bcbK
There were just two reasons to watch Spartacus
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 01:04 PM (7HtZB)
Was one of them Xena?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 01:04 PM (bcbK8)
There were just two reasons to watch Spartacus
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 01:04 PM (7HtZB)
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The blood and the sand?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 01:04 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 15, 2019 01:04 PM (PFy0L)
You know it's true.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 15, 2019 12:55 PM (LX21o)
Now they'll have to call it Mjoln-her!
(oooOOOOoooh!)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 01:04 PM (AURKQ)
Looks like eastern WA and ID with "mobile markets". I haven't had to use a food bank in decades, but I have friends that use the one in Vancouver WA
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 15, 2019 01:05 PM (JKNZq)
I do not speak to Persians. Persians are only for killing. - Cloud Williamoff, Macedon Chief
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2019 01:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2019 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Water goes over dams. Under bridges.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 01:03 PM (fuK7c)
Well, unless it was a government project.
Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2019 01:05 PM (i+qnA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 01:05 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 01:05 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:05 PM (39g3+)
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That may be something you might want to learn to let go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 01:06 PM (XSSCs)
I do not speak to Persians. Persians are only for killing. - Cloud Williamoff, Macedon Chief
Testify!
-Leonidas
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 15, 2019 01:06 PM (PFy0L)
"Well what do you think about her?"
"I dunno, she seemed really human and expressive, could you show me that Stewart girl again?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:02 PM (39g3+)
Stewart got all her roles via casting couch. It isn't even a secret. Hell she was publicly dating her married director in Snow White.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 01:06 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 12:58 PM (ymnmz)
Don't say stuff like that. The "marvel universe" has become so tiresome that if that were in it, I'd go see it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2019 01:06 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 01:06 PM (2DOZq)
Talk about ancestors, I was reading some information on conjunctivitis - commonly referred to as 'pink eye'. At one time if German immigrants to the USA had a case of it they got put back on the boat and returned to Germany.
Posted by: Yellow Vest at January 15, 2019 01:06 PM (jYje5)
Whats that stale smell?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 15, 2019 01:07 PM (VDCWC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 01:06 PM (2DOZq)
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Proof that the federal government is hiring stupid people? Even with their pay, job security, and benefits, they can't save beyond a single paycheck?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 01:07 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 01:08 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 01:08 PM (ymnmz)
Which kind of Macedonian? The Macedonian kind or the Greek kind?
The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia is trying to change its name to North Macedonia and Greece is going apeshit.
I have been to Macedonia. What constitutes Macedonian is a subject of some contention.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 01:08 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2019 01:08 PM (/qEW2)
Apropos of yesterday, talking about avoiding the 'octopus companies,' if
you're dropping Gillette for Dollar Shave Club, you're dropping P+G for
Unilever. Which is currently the right move, I'd say - but it's always a
balancing act.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 15, 2019 01:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Go safety razor and choose whomever to provide the appropriate handle and whomever else to provide the cheapest blades.
Ladies, you're on your own. Sorry.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 01:08 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Zombie Heath Ledger at January 15, 2019 01:08 PM (H7LIz)
Yeah but a lot of actresses are more than willing to give it up for a role, she has competition in that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:09 PM (39g3+)
everyone is modern day beautiful with modern day looks and hair and
such. It just takes me out of the story completely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:05 PM (39g3+)
Conversely, they are covered in dirt because the director thinks just because he doesn't bathe no one ever did. OR, the hero never wears a helmet in battle because the head is not a prime target in hand to hand combat.
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2019 01:09 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 15, 2019 01:09 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 01:09 PM (2DOZq)
And it's surprisingly hewing close to real history, unlike that Spartacus Blood and Sand shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 12:55 PM (bcbK
There were just two reasons to watch Spartacus
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 01:04 PM (7HtZB)
Was one of them Xena?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 01:04 PM (bcbK
Both of them were.
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 01:10 PM (7HtZB)
Yeah they take the grungy and dirty bit a bit too far in some, like Vikings. Yeah after a while in the ship and fighting wars but not ALL the time.
That and wrong equipment annoys me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:10 PM (39g3+)
Barr just said "a lot of water has gone under the dam".
Water goes over dams. Under bridges.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 01:03 PM (fuK7c)
Well, unless it was a government project.
Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2019 01:05 PM (i+qnA)
Water routinely goes under dams, through hydroelectric turbines.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 01:10 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 01:10 PM (90T4r)
aka the US Office of Personnel Managment
Posted by: mikeyG at January 15, 2019 01:01 PM (LL1Be)
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They only serve Chinese food these days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 01:02 PM (XSSCs)
Go to one of the "woke" restaurants and tell them you're ordering food for Trump Administration officials. Eat hearty, boys! Don't think about what might be in your chow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 01:10 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 01:09 PM (2DOZq)
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She was the queen of EGYPT!!!!
No way could she be anything else. Not even Greek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 01:10 PM (XSSCs)
Nein.
Posted by: Volkswagen at January 15, 2019 01:10 PM (H7LIz)
everyone is modern day beautiful with modern day looks and hair and
such. It just takes me out of the story completely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:05 PM (39g3+)
Conversely, they are covered in dirt because the director thinks just because he doesn't bathe no one ever did. OR, the hero never wears a helmet in battle because the head is not a prime target in hand to hand combat.
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2019 01:09 PM (gmo/4)
Spartans prepared for battle with a lot of specific grooming.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 01:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 01:09 PM (2DOZq)
Fun historical fact of the day: Cleopatra lived closer to our current time than she did to when the pyramids were built
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 01:11 PM (KUaJL)
Yeah but a lot of actresses are more than willing to give it up for a role, she has competition in that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:09 PM (39g3+)
hence her lack of recent work...casting couch only works for so long. Just ask Joan Crawford.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 01:11 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:10 PM (39g3+)
Word.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 15, 2019 01:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2019 01:11 PM (i+qnA)
738 Another historical fact that most people don't know is Cleopatra's ancestral tree.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 01:09 PM (2DOZq)
You call that a tree? It doesn't even have branches. Greeks.
Posted by: Someguy at January 15, 2019 01:11 PM (h5Df3)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 01:12 PM (t6MX/)
741 716
Barr just said "a lot of water has gone under the dam".
_______________________________________
Well, he's no rocket surgeon.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 01:12 PM (H7LIz)
Not so much a tree as a pole. Not a lot of branching.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 01:08 PM (ymnmz) "
OMG Why do Ruth and Carol only talk about Trump??? Obvious Bechdel Test failure!! This movie just further oppresses women especially POC!! THIS IS SO NOT IT, CHIEF!
Posted by: Some Dumb Lefty Twat at January 15, 2019 01:12 PM (oZ6kz)
You think you're exaggerating but you're just fortelling the future
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 01:12 PM (bcbK8)
Yeah but a lot of actresses are more than willing to give it up for a role, she has competition in that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 01:09 PM (39g3+)
She must not have tried very hard to get that Zathura role.
Come to think of it, being a frozen stiff for 3/4 of the flick probably was good casting on the merits.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 15, 2019 01:12 PM (PFy0L)
https://youtu.be/KLuT38m-anc
Bonus! Batman and the Batcopter fight a shark!
https://youtu.be/CjRphRTk6EM
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 01:11 PM (KUaJL)
The pyramids are cool. The bases of them feature Greek graffiti overwritten by Latin graffiti overwritten by French graffiti.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2019 01:13 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019
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Macedonian Greek -- the descendant of one of Alexander the Great's generals. Ptolemy, I think (not the famous geographer or whatever he was), because the ruling family Cleo belonged to were the Ptolemaic dynasty.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 15, 2019 01:14 PM (7MRhd)
And tighten up the damned border!
A new caravan of at least 500 migrants late Monday began its
perilous journey from a rain-soaked bus station in Honduras to the
United States border, members of the group told Fox News.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2019 11:01 AM (aKsyK)
____"We begin bombing in five minutes."
Make it so, No. 1!
Posted by: TheHoser at January 15, 2019 01:18 PM (IDjUx)
Quelle horreur!!! Trump served pizza and burgers to the Clemson team.
This is the worstest thing ever!!! Wasn't there any wagu beef and
arugula on hand?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 15, 2019 11:04 AM (OLCnA)
----If it had been Hillary, they would have gotten cheese pizza and hot dogs.
Posted by: TheHoser at January 15, 2019 01:21 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2019 01:23 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 15, 2019 05:45 PM (wGqjj)
2. Could anyone tell me how this girl made $ 20,000 a week? that make sense?
I saw it here https://bit.ly/2TdSgua
I need Help pls.
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