Trump White House Urging Allies to Prepare For Possible Departure of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Who May Resign from Court to Train Full-Time for the 2020 Olympics

This is the fittest woman in the world. Why would she retire?

The White House is reaching out to political allies and conservative activist groups to prepare for an ailing Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's possible death or departure from the Supreme Court-- an event that would trigger the second bitter confirmation battle of President Donald Trumpís tenure.

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The White House "is taking the temperature on possible short-list candidates, reaching out to key stakeholders, and just making sure that people are informed on the process," said a source familiar with those conversations, who spoke on background given the delicate nature of the subject. "They're doing it very quietly, of course, because the idea is not to be opportunistic, but just to be prepared so we aren't caught flat-footed."

An Informed and Trusted Source tells me this story is #FakeNews. The tale that's told to me is that yes, routine preparations are being made, but routine preparations are always being made, and this means next to nothing. No one is being "urged" to prepare.

And that this narrative is being hyped up to get clicks from panicked NPCs.

Politico is also filled with NPCs, but NPCs have no morals, and will gladly gaslight other NPCs for the extra penny-a-click they get.

And I guess they also want clicks from gloating PCs like us.

I take the claim that this is mostly #FakeNews to be true. And I know I published a story about this recently but this is another one it has PsyOps value, if nothing else.

I don't mind panicking NPCs myself. And yeah, I wish it weren't #FakeNews. But that's what I'm told.

This past week the adherents of the Party of Science (TM) were all in a Twitter Frenzy promising to devote one day or one week of their own lives to transfer to Ruth Bader GAINZZZburg. The math worked -- if you have thousands of people devoting weeks or months of their life to one person, that one person will live a long time.

Here's what didn't work: Everything. It's stupid. Why even talk about it? Only people who low-key believe in Witchcraft and Binding Spells would even talk so stupidly.

But Party of Science (TM).

And also: What if we all each agreed to energy drain one level from Ruth Bader GAINZZZburg to give it to ourselves, 1st Edition Monster Manual style? We'd give ourselves bonus hit dice.

Hey, why not? The math works. We could reduce her to a 0-level NPC.


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1 wow!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 03:46 PM (sy5kK)

2 Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: Ghost of RBG at January 10, 2019 03:46 PM (Yk2wT)

3 weekend at RBGs

Posted by: brak at January 10, 2019 03:47 PM (VckGX)

4 Who is this Michelle Fields ghost and why does she only have one arm?

Posted by: Ghost of RBG at January 10, 2019 03:47 PM (Yk2wT)

5 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2019 03:47 PM (dYu0O)

6 Fake News.

Just ran my 12th Ironman.

Of the day.

Posted by: Ruthie at January 10, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

7 I am available to make completely unbiased emotionally dead court rulings

Posted by: Brie Larson at January 10, 2019 03:48 PM (Yk2wT)

8 Its going to be a good year, I think.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 03:48 PM (32YRo)

9 Oh...OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*collapses*

-RBG

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2019 03:48 PM (4ErVI)

10 Honorable mention!

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2019 03:49 PM (88+cf)

11 My guess: Britt Grant.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 10, 2019 03:49 PM (wGbBR)

12 A thread with Trump and Buzzy as the theme, and with today's events, comments could make this to be nominated for thread of the year.


Could it get an Oscar? That statute without any balls?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 03:49 PM (sy5kK)

13 How about Mike Pompao give the eulogy. In Egypt.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2019 03:49 PM (gozbx)

14 The answer is as simple as ACB.

Posted by: cpurick at January 10, 2019 03:49 PM (nawZ+)

15 Go into the light, Ruth.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2019 03:50 PM (4ErVI)

16 Has the witches covens tried some healing and longevity spells yet?

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 03:50 PM (a0IVu)

17 Every so often someone will become hysterical because our military is "planning" to invade England or is wargaming the battle for Chicago.

Of course they are. Dur.

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 10, 2019 03:50 PM (BD/yx)

18 Read Kevin Williamson's whole Mr. Potter rant against Tucker Carlson's monologue today - Man,
can NRO please now take down that old photo of a slim, healthy Williamson and replace it with the true porcine grotesquery that he has become? Nothing helps sell the whole warped frustrated old man schtick that Americans are nothing more than cattle than a visual of the glutinous slob peddling it.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 03:50 PM (32YRo)

19 Called corgis

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2019 03:50 PM (dYu0O)

20 Well, she'll drop within the year so it doesn't hurt to plan ahead. Besides, it's amusing to watch the lefties piss their lacy underthings so why not?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 03:50 PM (RD7QR)

21 I can't wait for tomorrow when they roll her gurney in for conference so she can vote.

Justice Roberts: "Was that a yes or a no Ruth? Blink once for yes, twice for no."

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 03:50 PM (G0vdT)

22 Didn't she say our Constitution wasn't as great as South Africa's? While visiting South Africa?

Perhaps she's pining away. For something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 03:50 PM (ptqGC)

23 It's "fake news" in the sense that it's not news at all, that that it's probably in the least bit "fake".

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 10, 2019 03:51 PM (BD/yx)

24 The White House "is taking the temperature on possible short-list candidates

Hoping for something above zero degrees Fahrenheit.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 03:51 PM (LL1Be)

25 You guys...she could be a lurker here..maybe we should be nicer to her.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 03:51 PM (a0IVu)

26 An Informed and Trusted Source tells me this story is #FakeNews. The tale that's told to me is that yes, routine preparations are being made, but routine preparations are always being made, and this means next to nothing. And that this narrative is being hyped up to get clicks from panicked NPCs.



She's 85 and has has 3 cancer scares since 1999.
Law of averages is gonna come up craps at some point.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 03:51 PM (EMrMF)

27 Who May Resign from Court to Train Full-Time for the 2020 Olympics.

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*beep*
*beep*

Posted by: Cap'n Pike Bader Ginsberg at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

28 Oh Lord. They flags were just raised to full staff since H. W.'s passing.

Not again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

29 Can we send her a vibrator for a jump start?

Posted by: wrg500 at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (QgW0c)

30 So, as this is self-identified #fakenews and Ruthless Beater Gainzburg would live to 1000 based on fitness and moreover is continuously harvesting years of additional life from her lowkey Wiccan partisan lifespan donors... a random tangent:

How about former "Republican" congressman Joe Walsh, no relation to the musically talented Joe Walsh AFAIK, tweeting:

My side would be storming the White House if Barack Obama ever thought about declaring a national emergency.
9:37 AM - 10 Jan 2019

What a tough guy. So much in common with tough guy Rahm Emmanuel - another Chicago-area clown whose experience before getting in on the grift amounted to prancing around on stage. Other highlights include living in one of Chicago's most expensive suburbs, failing to pay taxes on his trust fund, falling behind on child support, and losing his DL for lack of insurance. Battle hardened, watch out guys.

Posted by: Twitter is awful at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (wx6iv)

31 Ruth Fader Ginsburg.

Posted by: Weasel at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (MVjcR)

32 The not they. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

33 I'm brown, rested and ready to help drain RBG .

Posted by: Depends at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (5r0Mb)

34 Give it up RBG, you cant do your job get out

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (/rm4P)

35 ...to Train Full-Time for the 2020 Olympics

lmao

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (OKeCc)

36 Well, it's a start.

And those that are requesting a "gimmie" to the left for the wall can just go fuck themselves.

We've suffered through a leftist shit court for a damn generation. STUFF IT while you CAN. You'll not get this opportunity for a LONG time to come.

Fuck the left and the diseased, dripping, transsexual, hermaphrodite genderqueer horse it rode in on.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (F4u7C)

37 The only way draining hit points from RBG works is if you simultaneously drink the blood of aborted infants.

So no. I don't care how many hit points it's worth.

Posted by: Occasional-Cortex at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (Zlxbi)

38 In exchange for her immediate retirement, Trump should offer her a send-off that makes Juan McCain's look like the shit eating dog he really was.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (hjaPQ)

39 25 You guys...she could be a lurker here..maybe we should be nicer to her.
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 03:51 PM (a0IVu)

Ruth, I hope you feel better and I hope you get a few years retired with your grandkids.

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (BD/yx)

40 18 Read Kevin Williamson's whole Mr. Potter rant against Tucker Carlson's monologue today - Man,
can NRO please now take down that old photo of a slim, healthy Williamson and replace it with the true porcine grotesquery that he has become? Nothing helps sell the whole warped frustrated old man schtick that Americans are nothing more than cattle than a visual of the glutinous slob peddling it.
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 03:50 PM (32YRo)



His rag will go the way of the Weakly Standard. He had better start learning "code"......

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (ujg0T)

41 The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling,
For Ruth but not for me,
And the little devils how they sing-a-ling-a-ling,
For Ruth but not for me.
Oh death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling,
Oh grave, thy victory?
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For Ruth but not for me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (+y/Ru)

42
Perhaps she's pining away. For something.

----

That's Brie Larson. Pining away. Fir real!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (8XRCm)

43 I love the loony left who wanted to donate bones and organs to keep her alive.

Pro tip: Ruthie needs a brain.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (EMrMF)

44 Nice tune selection, ace.

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (GL/05)

45
It'll be worse than Kavanaugh. 10x worse.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (OwXIz)

46 16 Has the witches covens tried some healing and longevity spells yet?
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 03:50 PM (a0IVu)

Hair of scrotum and tooth of nurse
Make this corpse a viable jurist!

Posted by: Hygienically challenged Wiccans at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (RD7QR)

47 IRGBFSY - Is RBG farting sand yet?

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (5r0Mb)

48 Trump would you please nominate my brother to supreme Court to get him out of the house? Every time I shower the bone spurs in his shoulder get worse and I have to wash his favorite sock and buy more Jergins.

Thanks *MUAH*

Posted by: Abigail Shapiro's FANTASTIC bewbz and lack of a gag reflex at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (Yk2wT)

49 This one's for you, Ruthie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7AqjqZUCWM

Posted by: Cradle of Filth at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (AzW6q)

50 Ruth, I hope you feel better and I hope you get a few years retired with your grandkids.
Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (BD/yx)

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Her grandkids are in their forties.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (8XRCm)

51
Every major news organization in the land already has her obituary written with everything but the date filled in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 03:54 PM (mblbk)

52 Ace, thanks for the Kaboom! goodness in the sidebar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 03:54 PM (ptqGC)

53 30 So, as this is self-identified #fakenews and Ruthless Beater Gainzburg would live to 1000 based on fitness and moreover is continuously harvesting years of additional life from her lowkey Wiccan partisan lifespan donors... a random tangent:

How about former "Republican" congressman Joe Walsh, no relation to the musically talented Joe Walsh AFAIK, tweeting:

My side would be storming the White House if Barack Obama ever thought about declaring a national emergency.
9:37 AM - 10 Jan 2019

Pretty sure TFG must have declared an emergency or two during his 8 year reign of error - just about every President has.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 03:54 PM (7HtZB)

54 Ocasio-cortez says don't worry about supreme court I will get rid of the republicans (impeach them?) when I become president in 2024!

Posted by: ramondo at January 10, 2019 03:54 PM (0QsBu)

55 There is the Karma thing when too many people talk about someone's eminent death that that someone starts believing it and dies. Just sayin. Not saying we shouldn't talk about RBGs eminent death. If we don't talk about her eminent death then Democracy will Die In Darkness like RBG.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)

56 RBG can't go anywhere until all the science challenged idiots that promised to donate their organs for her have made good on their promises.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 03:54 PM (ffYR/)

57 42
Perhaps she's pining away. For something.

----

That's Brie Larson. Pining away. Fir real!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (8XRCm)

I read a comment that Groot is less wooden than Brie Larson

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 03:55 PM (7HtZB)

58 to Train Full-Time for the 2020 Olympics

Nah, that's silly.

She's in Coronado, doing SEAL training.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

59 Three time cancer survivor at 85. The actuarial tables are getting short at this point. Odds and common sense state that RGB has little time left.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 10, 2019 03:55 PM (0OmEj)

60 Dang.Cortex sock fail.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 10, 2019 03:55 PM (Zlxbi)

61 You cannot turn on the TV without seeing the trailer for that ridiculous RBG movie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 03:55 PM (ptqGC)

62 Comrade Brezhnev. . . I mean. . . Justice Ginsberg, is in perfect health.

Posted by: Tass. . . I Mean. . . MFM at January 10, 2019 03:55 PM (H7LIz)

63

She's a dinosaur. She outlives a dinosaur. She looks like a dinosaur. Her teeth are dinosaur teeth. She walks like a dinosaur.

Ruth Bader Ginosaurus.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2019 03:55 PM (OKeCc)

64 46: lol

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2019 03:55 PM (dYu0O)

65 an event that would trigger the second bitter confirmation battle of President Donald Trump's tenure.

++++

The douchebags at Politico can't count? Not even up to 3?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 10, 2019 03:55 PM (U3075)

66 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 03:54 PM (ptqGC)


Side note:

Sorry for your family's loss. That sounds devastating......condolences.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 03:56 PM (F4u7C)

67 ... and because the story line makes Trump appear to be an opportunistic bastard who wants the poor old woman to die so he can go into the History Books with a Legacy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 10, 2019 03:56 PM (kJWoP)

68 BEEP

BEEP


BEEP



Geez, Ruth, can't you be more positive once in a while? Would 2 BEEPS now and again kill you?


Posted by: Captain Pike's universal translator at January 10, 2019 03:56 PM (sy5kK)

69 She has self-furloughed.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 03:56 PM (H7LIz)

70 I wonder if she's ever haunted by the souls of all the babies she supported being killed in the womb?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

71 Party of Science, reality-based community wants to do whaaaat to extend RGB's life???

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 03:56 PM (W+vEI)

72 Perhaps she's pining away. For something.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 03:50 PM


Eugenics? Communism? Fjords?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2019 03:56 PM (p+Wdc)

73 The not they. Sigh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

Come on, Jane.

You know we all read Moron.

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2019 03:56 PM (GL/05)

74 Three time cancer survivor at 85. The actuarial tables are getting short at this point. Odds and common sense state that RGB has little time left.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 10, 2019 03:55 PM (0OmEj)


She, like McCain, will live and continue to make decisions just to spite.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2019 03:56 PM (OKeCc)

75 25 You guys...she could be a lurker here..maybe we should be nicer to her.
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 03:51 PM (a0IVu)

Well, I guess instead of "Die you God-cursed lefty tool!" we could say "Please avail yourself of another plane of existence, Justice Bader Ginsburg." Better?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

76
The tale that's told to me is that yes, routine preparations are being made, but routine preparations are always being made, and this means next to nothing.

When the MSM stops preparing obituaries years before they're necessary I'll believe their crocodile tears.

Proactive Trump is good Trump. Meanwhile let me look up the address for testosterone supplements for Lindsey Graham. Maybe he doesn't need them after the last fiasco, but proactive.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (jYje5)

77 His rag will go the way of the Weakly Standard. He had better start learning "code"......

Posted by: Curmudgeon

He's Job, he'll just pack all his shit up on his wagon just like the Beverly Hill Billy's and head out west where those jobs are! That's what he tells everyone else they should do...

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (32YRo)

78 If Trump nominates a man, are they going to try the sexual harassment nonsense, again? If it's a woman, what are they going to bring up, other than perhaps religion and/or going after the spouse and kids..

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (a0IVu)

79 Read Kevin Williamson's whole Mr. Potter rant against Tucker Carlson's monologue today

Williamson, Kristol, and the rest of the bleating Nevertrump idiots are an Islamic terror-supporter's personal sex kafirs waiting breathlessly to whore themselves out to their Muzzie master for just one more payday.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (LL1Be)

80

I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU WITH MY TOILET PLUNGER SHAPED BLASTER!

EXTERMINATE YOU WHITE MALE BASTARDS, EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (n2qRY)

81 51
Every major news organization in the land already has her obituary written with everything but the date filled in.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 03:54 PM (mblbk)

--

They also have pre-written smear campaigns for every potential SC nominee on Trump's list.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (OwXIz)

82 Since Jane already went of topic about the Ka-Boom stuff in the side bar, here's a question. Why does the announcer in the commercial sound like WC fields? Wasn't he dead by then?

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (NCLen)

83 It's incredibly tasteless to talk about RBGs very soon imminent about to happen any moment death.


Shame on you.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (NLLmE)

84 18 Read Kevin Williamson's whole Mr. Potter rant against Tucker Carlson's monologue today - Man,
can NRO please now take down that old photo of a slim, healthy Williamson and replace it with the true porcine grotesquery that he has become? Nothing helps sell the whole warped frustrated old man schtick that Americans are nothing more than cattle than a visual of the glutinous slob peddling it.
Posted by: Boswell

LOL

and yeah, his latest article is a piece of shit, as all of his articles are.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (PbpT7)

85 Per snopes, there was an article in the santa monica observer last November about RBG telling her clerks she had a recurrence of her melanoma. Snopes noted there had been no public disclosure of melanoma dx earlier just pancreatic cancer and colon.

So she's had three cancers.

As I noted below:

Well, Melanona, when was that first dxd?

So recurrence, with mets to the lungs. Lets see . . . AJCC Cancer staging manual

She's a stage IV M1b at least, I'd guess M1c . . . yeah only about 20% survive 2 years.

If they didn't give her chemo, which they aren't, the surgery was just for definitive dx/palliative care I guess.

The saw spots on her lungs when imaging the ribs. At that point the question is what are those spots benign or not? If not are these mets or another primary? If another primary you may have a shot at surviving. Surgery and chemo and see what happens.

Its mets from the melanoma. So she doesn't have much time left per the published survival curves.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (qYufg)

86 If want to something disturbing, then Bing "Ruth Bader Ginsberg tattoos".

It's a thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (W+vEI)

87 I mentioned the other day that a friend I have on legislative staff told me some of the inquiries and actions by key committee members suggests this is a little more than routine. Could be nothing. But he said it was an unusual amount of activity.


By the way, I have family members in their 80's and 90's that make this woman look like a piker. And they're not hunched over and barely coherent. One of them actually told me not to be such a smart ass and chased me down the hall with a wooden spoon the other day.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

88 Anyone with an ounce of decency and conscience should resign at this state.

I would want to live my last weeks, months or years outside of my career. Not her. Not McCain. They can't let go of power.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (OKeCc)

89 Sorry for your family's loss. That sounds devastating......condolences.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 03:56 PM (F4u7C)


Thanks. We're dealing. I'm hoping the two tatted thugs caught so far get the needle. And if allowed, I'll go and watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

90 Her grandkids are in their forties.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 03:53 PM (8XRCm

Great-grands then.

I can't bring myself to wish a bad end to anyone, and dying on the bench seems like a bad end.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (BD/yx)

91 67 ... and because the story line makes Trump appear to be an opportunistic bastard who wants the poor old woman to die so he can go into the History Books with a Legacy. "

Speaking for myself, I must say that I am far more honorable than that. I want the bitch to die because I fukkin' hate her. That's all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (Kpl3J)

92 He should nominate a man. I hate to think what they'll do to a woman.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (NLLmE)

93 I'll cut you all!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsu at January 10, 2019 03:59 PM (jcSzd)

94 Is there another Clarence Thomas out there somewhere?

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 03:59 PM (NLLmE)

95 54
Ocasio-cortez says don't worry about supreme court I will get rid of the
republicans (impeach them?) when I become president in 2024!

Posted by: ramondo at January 10, 2019 03:54 PM (0QsBu)

Question: Are peaches required, or can apples or melons work, too?

Posted by: Sandy Ocasio at January 10, 2019 03:59 PM (sy5kK)

96 DEATH COMES RIPPING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgemwq5wIcc

Posted by: MISFITS at January 10, 2019 03:59 PM (9gmA7)

97 Ruth Methuselah Ginsberg should be fine until 2020 when President Kameltoe gets to pick a new judge.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2019 03:59 PM (/rm4P)

98 awesome headline!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2019 03:59 PM (Wr4LW)

99 Ace, thanks for the Kaboom! goodness in the sidebar.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

Kaboom's valence electrons bond so perfectly with milk's outer shell that you hardly taste the staleness - you can look it up.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 03:59 PM (32YRo)

100 I wonder if she's ever haunted by the souls of all the babies she supported being killed in the womb?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

We all face the true judge at the end and are found wanting. Only one way to avoid the final judgment.

Posted by: WOPR at January 10, 2019 03:59 PM (J70i0)

101 and because the story line makes Trump appear to be an opportunistic bastard who wants the poor old woman to die so he can go into the History Books with a Legacy.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse


Yeah. Five SC Justice picks.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 03:59 PM (EMrMF)

102

FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE; FOR HATE'S SAKE I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE!

Uggh, could a couple of you guys carry my life support chair-pod into the bathroom? Bag's full...

EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (n2qRY)

103 I can't bring myself to wish a bad end to anyone, and dying on the bench seems like a bad end.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (BD/yx)


Don't think anyone is wishing a BAD end, but at least an end......at a minimum, to her tenure.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (F4u7C)

104 I have a 76 Nova that backfires like a 90mm recoilless rifle. So...just what street does she live on?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (0tfLf)

105 Remember when all of the Dems were running around with their fake medical degrees declaring Donald Trump unfit for office mentally and physically?

Right after he had a White House physical?

And the Navy doctor who performed the assessment was virtually accused of treason?

Now, they seem to have lost their medical degrees and don't care a lick as to whether a Supreme Court justice with stage 4 cancer is able to capably perform her duties.

Oh, yeah.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (H7LIz)

106 Ruth Bader Ginsberg: Justice by day, superhero by night

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (+y/Ru)

107 I can't respond to this. Still dead from Net Neutrality. And Tax Cuts. And Kavanaugh.

Am I missing anything that already killed everyone?

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (RKQ/v)

108 Any doctor who signs RBG's death certificate will soon thereafter commit Arkancide.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (MkcN1)

109 You guys...she could be a lurker here..maybe we should be nicer to her.

Hi Ruth!!
Cool movie !!
How the ribs?

What's it like knowing that you are going to your death partially responsible for the deaths of millions of unborn children ??

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (LL1Be)

110 By the way, this totally made my day.


Donnie Douche lost it on Morning Beavis and Butthead and claimed PDT is winning re the shutdown.

Not tired of winning yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

111 Puzzled here. In a system literally founded on the concept of "system of laws, not men", the first of its kind in human history, why do personnel changes cause so much angst and conflict?


Oh.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (QDnY+)

112 I can't bring myself to wish a bad end to anyone, and dying on the bench seems like a bad end."

It would be so great if she would actually die ON the bench!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)

113 Trump's admin have had 2 successful nominations...third one will a breeze (here's hoping).

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (a0IVu)

114
If it's a woman, what are they going to bring up, other than perhaps religion and/or going after the spouse and kids..


Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (a0IVu)


Homophobe

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (TAmPV)

115

https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2018/05/14/whats-it-to-you/

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (PbpT7)

116 If Trump nominates a man, are they going to try the sexual harassment nonsense, again? If it's a woman, what are they going to bring up, other than perhaps religion and/or going after the spouse and kids..
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 03:57 PM (a0IVu)

----------------

They will insist on a Leftist woman, because Constitution or something says the replacement be just like RBG. This is when PDT will get to have real fun nominating an Amy Conor Barrett to watch gray matter flying everywhere.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 04:01 PM (ffYR/)

117 62
Comrade Brezhnev. . . I mean. . . Justice Ginsberg, is in perfect health.

Posted by: Tass. . . I Mean. . . MFM at January 10, 2019 03:55 PM (H7LIz)

I can't decide which is more accurate, the comment, or the nic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 04:01 PM (sy5kK)

118 Well, it might be "fake news" but the bitch has had cancer 3 times and is 85 years old. It isn't exactly what we'd call far fetched. I am betting we'll be talking about her replacement in earnest by the 4th of July.

Posted by: DanInMN at January 10, 2019 04:01 PM (GC5UG)

119 "They're doing it very quietly, of course, because the idea is not to be opportunistic, but just to be prepared so we aren't caught flat-footed."


_____


I believe the term is "gingerly."

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 04:01 PM (RBhj5)

120 "Hey, why not? The math works. We could reduce her to a 0-level NPC."

see!!!!

conservatives are meanies wishing death on people!

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 04:01 PM (7J5t2)

121 At the pre-fight weigh-in, Notorious RBG guaranteed a 3rd round knockout and insisted that she would take Floyd Mayweather's titles and make him her Bitch!

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2019 04:01 PM (2Mnv1)

122 This is an emergency flare going up to activate various factions to start the character assassinations. Look for something to drop in the next few days that attacks Amy Coney Barrett head on.

They won't have the sexual assault angle on her, so they need to make her an unappetizing choice up front.

Posted by: Orson at January 10, 2019 04:01 PM (F+lpj)

123 By the way, I have family members in their 80's and 90's that make this woman look like a piker. And they're not hunched over and barely coherent. One of them actually told me not to be such a smart ass and chased me down the hall with a wooden spoon the other day.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

That's when you tripped her, right? Before she could write you out of the inheritance.

Posted by: WOPR at January 10, 2019 04:01 PM (J70i0)

124 So not even cloning can save her.

Posted by: literally serious at January 10, 2019 04:01 PM (iSh8b)

125 DON'T FEAR THE REAPER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c

Posted by: BOC at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (9gmA7)

126 I can't respond to this. Still dead from Net Neutrality. And Tax Cuts. And Kavanaugh.



Am I missing anything that already killed everyone?



Boo.

Posted by: Paris Climate Accords Withdrawal at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (LL1Be)

127 25 You guys...she could be a lurker here..maybe we should be nicer to her.
Posted by: IC at January 10, 201

Hey, someone already encouraged her to go toward the light. I think that*s way nicer than telling her to follow the smell of brimstone and sulfur. Which would probably more practical advice.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (WavOX)

128 27 Who May Resign from Court to Train Full-Time for the 2020 Olympics.

------

*beep*
*beep*

Posted by: Cap'n Pike Bader Ginsberg
---------
That was burst out loud funny. My doggah is looking at me as if I ruined her sleep time (which I did I guess)..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (ijfNv)

129 I have to offer Willow an public apology for telling her yesterday I wanted to drink barrel proof bourbon from her sternum.

I was under the influence.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (VpIIl)

130 The White House "is taking the temperature on possible short-list candidates,

Hey! Get that thing out my butt!

Posted by: Amy Coney Barrett at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (t2P6q)

131 I believe the term is "gingerly."
Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 04:01 PM (RBhj5)

That would mean soullessly. Hhhmmm, that would be a Democratic description for Republicans. It would work.

Posted by: WOPR at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (J70i0)

132 Liberals have to be even more pissed at RBG now. She had cancer and should have stepped down under Barack Obama, according to them.

Please remind them of that fact at every opportunity.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (H7LIz)

133 The saw spots on her lungs when imaging the ribs. At that point the question is what are those spots benign or not? If not are these mets or another primary? If another primary you may have a shot at surviving. Surgery and chemo and see what happens.


Chemo would kill her at this point. And she damn sure wouldn't be back to work in six weeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (EMrMF)

134 LOL

and yeah, his latest article is a piece of shit, as all of his articles are.

Posted by: ace

Yup - leave it to Shapiro, French, Williamson and Goldberg to play their required roles as latter-day Mr. Potters, all extoling how this kind of compassionate thinking gives us a lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class. Ugh.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 04:03 PM (32YRo)

135 Cyborg would lose a fight against RBG.

Posted by: Joe Rogan at January 10, 2019 04:03 PM (iSh8b)

136 93 I'll cut you all!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsu at January 10, 2019 03:59 PM

***********

She slices, she dices, she even makes julienne fries!
The Ginsburgamatic!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 04:03 PM (0tfLf)

137 91 Speaking for myself, I must say that I am far more honorable than that. I want the bitch to die because I fukkin' hate her. That's all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (Kpl3J)


Legit question, not bitchery.

We're allowed to wish death on people now?

Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2019 04:03 PM (UnA8+)

138 If we all donate an arm to Michelle Fields...

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 04:04 PM (Wloe5)

139 https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2018/05/14/whats-it-to-you/

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (PbpT7)


Oh my. He looks like Tater's somewhat heftier brother.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

140 Holy crap, Williamson looks like a landwhale!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 10, 2019 04:04 PM (wCmLp)

141
Donnie Douche lost it on Morning Beavis and Butthead and claimed PDT is winning re the shutdown.

Not tired of winning yet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

----

So did Cher.

Believe it or not.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

142 Posted by: ace
[/]
Sooey!!

oink oink

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:04 PM (LL1Be)

143 113 Trump's admin have had 2 successful nominations...third one will a breeze (here's hoping).
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (a0IVu)
---------

Here's a scenario I have going through my head. Ruth passes away/steps down in the next three months. Trump gets ACB confirmed by early summer. .....

Then Thomas, looking at the political landscape and how Ruth screwed the pooch for the Dems, announces his retirement a month later.

Trump get's four picks in his first term.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 04:04 PM (G0vdT)

144 We're allowed to wish death on people now?
Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2019 04:03 PM (UnA8+)

----

Yup.

Menken up top shoulda told ya.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (8XRCm)

145 125 DON'T FEAR THE REAPER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c
Posted by: BOC at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (9gmA7)

Don't pay the ferryman!

Don't even set a price!

Don't pay the ferryman

Till he gets you to the other side

(ah ahhhhh, ah ah ah!)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

146 I wouldn't be surprised if the left started sacrificing virgins to keep RBG alive, but of course they'd have a hard time finding any on their side.

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (RBhj5)

147 I think Williamson looks like a fat(ter) Steve Schmidt

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (t2P6q)

148 So did Cher.



Believe it or not.


Did you see that too?
That was funny as hell!!!

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (LL1Be)

149 >>https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2018/05/14/whats-it-to-you/


Oh!



Ick.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (W+vEI)

150 110
By the way, this totally made my day.


Donnie Douche lost it on Morning Beavis and Butthead and claimed PDT is winning re the shutdown.

Not tired of winning yet.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

Still too many RINO/DIABLOs in the Senate for us to sit back on our laurels.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (jxbfJ)

151 She will occupy that seat until every last cell in her body dies. She at least has to make it until next Nov, when the Dems can argue that trump can't nominate in an election year.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (/NJOh)

152 Doctors on Twitter are saying "six months at most"

Posted by: bjstuggggggz at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (e44Qj)

153 If the nominee is a man, can the Dems really do what they did last time, again? Wouldn't the same script be sort of obvious?

If the nominee is a woman they'll certainly try to punish her for being a woman. It's what they do. OTOH, we all know that going in, so again, will they really be able to be blatant about it?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (BD/yx)

154 I still want Mark Levin on the SC.

Judicial Temperament FTW !

But wait, there's more: Epic Oral Arguments !

(literally !)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (jI3MC)

155 "and yeah, his latest article is a piece of shit, as all of his articles are.



Posted by: ace
"

In one of his more recent pictures he looks like this homeless guy I see in midtown always wearing a bath robe, with three day stubble, food stains on his chest, bunny slippers and a bottle of Freight Train in his hand.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (VpIIl)

156 The Justice is settled.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 04:06 PM (aKsyK)

157 A prediction--When RBG shuffles off her mortal black robe and Trump makes his pick, watch Chuck Schumer to use buzz words like "pack" as in "Trump wants to pack the court with right wing judges that are out of step with the mainstream..."

Posted by: Jeb! at January 10, 2019 04:06 PM (NFEMn)

158 Dammit she beat me int he beer barrel toss again.

Posted by: Olaf Olafkunderssonbergbjorn at January 10, 2019 04:06 PM (ymnmz)

159 Missed the Pompeo thread, but gonna go read the speech, this one's worth it.


The late Fouad Ajami did one of the most devastating 800-word op-eds I've seen on any subject about Barky's catastrophic Cairo speech (catastrophic is not too strong a word). That Cairo debacle spectacularly, and comprehensively, illustrated the ignorance and ridiculous mindset of the lightweights/sub-lightweights that populated the empty suit's administration.


Fouad was an incredible a**hole in real life, some times, but he knew his stuff and could "bring it" on paper.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2019 04:06 PM (QDnY+)

160 Then Thomas, looking at the political landscape and how Ruth screwed the pooch for the Dems, announces his retirement a month later.

Trump get's four picks in his first term.
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 04:04 PM (G0vdT)

As much as Thomas will be missed, having a young conservative replace him is ideal.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 04:06 PM (a0IVu)

161 Actually, the scenario Donnie Douche laid out would be brilliant...if it's actually Trump's plan. Of course, Douche sees it as a bug, not a feature.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2019 04:06 PM (t2P6q)

162 soon?

please? say yes please say yes, please say yes...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 10, 2019 04:06 PM (8D42x)

163 152 Doctors on Twitter are saying "six months at most"
__________________________________

Doctors on Twitter.

Impeccable authority.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:06 PM (H7LIz)

164 https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2018/05/14/whats-it-to-you/

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (PbpT7)

Oh my. He looks like Tater's somewhat heftier brother.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 04:04 PM (ptqGC)




Thar she blows!

He must be a stress eater...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2019 04:07 PM (OKeCc)

165 Liberals have to be even more pissed at RBG now. She had cancer and should have stepped down under Barack Obama, according to them.

Please remind them of that fact at every opportunity.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (H7LIz)

--------------

They begged her to retire in Bathhouse Barry's 2nd term. She wanted to stay to be on the Court to swear in Felonia. Karma's a stone cold bitch sometimes.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 04:07 PM (ffYR/)

166 157
A prediction--When RBG shuffles off her mortal black robe and Trump
makes his pick, watch Chuck Schumer to use buzz words like "pack" as in
"Trump wants to pack the court with right wing judges that are out of
step with the mainstream..."

Posted by: Jeb! at January 10, 2019 04:06 PM (NFEMn)

But first lets pack her in a coffin.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 10, 2019 04:07 PM (ymnmz)

167 143
113 Trump's admin have had 2 successful nominations...third one will a breeze (here's hoping).

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (a0IVu)

---------



Here's a scenario I have going through my head. Ruth passes
away/steps down in the next three months. Trump gets ACB confirmed by
early summer. .....



Then Thomas, looking at the political landscape and how Ruth screwed
the pooch for the Dems, announces his retirement a month later.



Trump get's four picks in his first term.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 04:04 PM (G0vdT)
I can hear the wailing and screeching already.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2019 04:07 PM (jxbfJ)

168 "She's a stage IV M1b at least, I'd guess M1c . . . yeah only about 20% survive 2 years."

Assume she's the 20%. They'll be throwing everything at her survival and she's highly motivated to outlast Trump.

Worst case, the assumption is wrong and Trump gets a SC pick.

On the other hand, I can't imagine removing a lobe of a lung even from an otherwise healthy patient is a decision entered into lightly. With chemo a non-option, this looks a bit hail-mary-ish to this layman.

Posted by: f2000 at January 10, 2019 04:07 PM (WLC+D)

169 >>Doctors on Twitter.

>>Impeccable authority.



Second only to Men on Film.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 04:07 PM (9gmA7)

170 Oh my. He looks like Tater's somewhat heftier brother.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

LMAO

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 04:07 PM (32YRo)

171 I'm fat because I eat my feelings. All that talk about poor middle-Americans needing to die is insecurity about my own upbringing. I cannot code.

Posted by: Kevbo Williamson at January 10, 2019 04:07 PM (jcSzd)

172 PDT should nominate Judge Jeanine Piro, and when heads explode all over the place, nominate Mark Levin. After Levin is shot down, Trump pretends to "settle" on Amy Barrett.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

173 129 I have to offer Willow an public apology for telling her yesterday I wanted to drink barrel proof bourbon from her sternum.

I was under the influence.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (VpIIl)

I think our ettes would take that for the compliment it is. Although pictures would be helpful.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 04:08 PM (RD7QR)

174 The brother of the murdered California police officer was sitting right next to Trump today in Texas.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 10, 2019 04:08 PM (xPl2J)

175 165
Liberals have to be even more pissed at RBG now. She had cancer and
should have stepped down under Barack Obama, according to them.



Please remind them of that fact at every opportunity.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (H7LIz)



--------------



They begged her to retire in Bathhouse Barry's 2nd term. She wanted
to stay to be on the Court to swear in Felonia. Karma's a stone cold
bitch sometimes.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 04:07 PM (ffYR/)


All for her vanity.


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 10, 2019 04:08 PM (ymnmz)

176 The White House "is taking the temperature on possible short-list candidates,

******

I'm thinking we will see a very good disinformation campaign. Watch a "short list" get leaked and the Dems go to work on creating trach and fake news for each candidate. Then BAM! Donnie Two Scoops nails them with a pick no one thought of.
Sweet!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 04:08 PM (0tfLf)

177 166
157

A prediction--When RBG shuffles off her mortal black robe and Trump

makes his pick, watch Chuck Schumer to use buzz words like "pack" as in

"Trump wants to pack the court with right wing judges that are out of

step with the mainstream..."



Posted by: Jeb! at January 10, 2019 04:06 PM (NFEMn)

But first lets pack her in a coffin.


Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 10, 2019 04:07 PM (ymnmz)
And get six feet of earth above her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2019 04:08 PM (jxbfJ)

178 Legit question, not bitchery.

We're allowed to wish death on people now?"

The Heart wants what the Heart wants.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2019 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)

179 No one who accepts a "lifetime" political appointment should be in anyway surprised at sentiments expressed about their death.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:08 PM (LL1Be)

180 I can't bring myself to wish a bad end to anyone, and dying on the bench seems like a bad end.

Posted by: Synova


There is a Sandy Beach I wouldn't mind dying on. If her husband catches me it happens.

Posted by: wrg500 at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (QgW0c)

181 Trump's going to give it to Coulter so she'll stop attacking him and whining about the Wall. I read it in the Bulwark so it must be true.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (Evws/)

182 172 PDT should nominate Judge Jeanine Piro, and when heads explode all over the place, nominate Mark Levin. After Levin is shot down, Trump pretends to "settle" on Amy Barrett.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

Pirro will bring the sexy to SCOTUS.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (a0IVu)

183 25% of all 85 year olds die every year.

Soon...

Posted by: MAGA at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (vhoMt)

184 The saw spots on her lungs when imaging the ribs. At that point the question is what are those spots benign or not? If not are these mets or another primary? If another primary you may have a shot at surviving. Surgery and chemo and see what happens.


Chemo would kill her at this point. And she damn sure wouldn't be back to work in six weeks.
======
To explain. You don't do chemo on Stage IV metastatic melanoma. You are pretty much done.

IF it had been a lung primary - new cancer, located in only one lobe, you can treat that, and you might get to your five year survival and hope trump doesn't win re election. The whole thing turned on whether it was another independent cancer or a metastatic growth. She's not doing chemo or radiation because there's no point. I mean if she had say mets in her brain, big ones, they might do gamma knife to try and shrink them if she was having bad neurologic symptoms. That's only palliative care not a cure. Palliative - to make your symptoms better. You still aren't going to be cured or extend your time.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (oQPdX)

185
I have a 76 Nova that backfires like a 90mm recoilless rifle. So...just what street does she live on?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (0tfLf)






Oh great. Thanks for reminding me about that fuckin' M67 sewer pipe. Carrying that fucker was NOT fun on road marches.

Although I have to admit, shooting flechette rounds out of it was a hoot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (veoSD)

186 Here's a scenario I have going through my head. Ruth passes away/steps down in the next three months. Trump gets ACB confirmed by early summer. .....

Then Thomas, looking at the political landscape and how Ruth screwed the pooch for the Dems, announces his retirement a month later.

Trump get's four picks in his first term.
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 04:04 PM (G0vdT)

I would hate to see Thomas go, but this makes a lot of sense.
I imagine the Dems and the media at that point would go into overdrive doing everything they can to delay the process....

Posted by: Jeb! at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (NFEMn)

187 I mean SCOTUS judges are basically US Govt property.

Like a Jeep. Or a filing cabinet.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (LL1Be)

188 Then Thomas, looking at the political landscape and how Ruth screwed the pooch for the Dems, announces his retirement a month later.

Trump get's four picks in his first term.
Posted by: WisRich


Possibly 6.
Breyer is only 5 years younger than Ginsburg. He's one fall and broken hip away.
Sotomayor is a diabetic coma away.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 04:10 PM (EMrMF)

189 At the pre-fight weigh-in, Notorious RBG guaranteed a 3rd round knockout and insisted that she would take Floyd Mayweather's titles and make him her Bitch!

-
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!

Posted by: Ruth Bruiser Ginsberg at January 10, 2019 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

190 If you retire now, I agree to consider Nominating the leftist of your choice to fill your seat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2019 04:10 PM (/NJOh)

191 146 I wouldn't be surprised if the left started sacrificing virgins to keep RBG alive, but of course they'd have a hard time finding any on their side.
Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (RBhj5)

Do unused brains and souls count?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 10, 2019 04:10 PM (MkcN1)

192
I can hear the wailing and screeching already.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


It's a continuous din.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 04:10 PM (aKsyK)

193 I read that Jerry Stiller had a stroke today.I hope Frank Costanza pulls through.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 04:10 PM (BXMxN)

194 Liberals have to be even more pissed at RBG now. She had cancer and
should have stepped down under Barack Obama, according to them.



Please remind them of that fact at every opportunity.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:02 PM (H7LIz

------

She stayed so she could swear in the FIRST woman POTUS.

But the First Woman POTUS didnt even campaign in Ohio, Wisconsin or Pennsylvania.

Sooo........... Donny Two Scoops gets to name her replacement.

Tickles my funny... it does.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:10 PM (8XRCm)

195 Two questions:

1. Is Planned Parenthood funding affected by the partial government shutdown?

2. Which Planned Parenthood Clinic will RBG lie in state when she dies?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:11 PM (H7LIz)

196 85 Per snopes

Posted by: simplemind
----------
Snopes.. yet another fact checking site that knows nothing about simply stating facts.. has the co-founder married his exotic dancer girlfriend who he hired on to sump'n sump'n for the corporation. And he ex-wife cofounder is an absolute ton of truth "no-spin" facts herself. No thanks.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 04:11 PM (ijfNv)

197 Heh heh..plus Thomas stepping down so Trump can replace him will double the Libs' pain over RBG not doing the same under Obama.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2019 04:11 PM (t2P6q)

198 Even as a lifelong Republican, I always admired Ms. Ginsburg's courage, wisdom and of course strict adherence to our constitution.

It's hard to express my mixed emotions and sorrowfulness. After all, we're forever in her debt.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 10, 2019 04:11 PM (ismre)

199

Just the fact that it was "leaked" or made public about them looking for the next, gives Trump the upper hand of causing more lunatics of the left to lose it even more. He just dialed up the batsh*t crazy level as he sits back, eating a whopper and two scoops of ice cream, laughing his butt off.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2019 04:11 PM (OKeCc)

200 DIE WITH YOUR BOOTS ON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhBw80Y54gg

Posted by: IRON MAIDEN at January 10, 2019 04:11 PM (9gmA7)

201 RBG wants to retire so she can complete things on her bucketlist .

Bungee Jumping
Attend Burning Man
Participate in Coney Island 4th July Hot Dog eating contest.
Get Glamor shots at the mall
Get in the Mosh pit at an Anthrax concert

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 04:11 PM (0/zKO)

202 >>I read that Jerry Stiller had a stroke today.I hope Frank Costanza pulls through.


Serenity Now!

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (9gmA7)

203 Wouldn't the lynching/character assassination of Barret be on religious lines?


That would be especially edifying and inspirational.


I mean expressly repudiating one of the key founding principles of the country, one of the few actually explicitly written into the founding documents, would be sort of interesting. At this point the country is essentially Iowahawk's perfect description of corrupted institutions - a skin-suit being worn by alien repugnant creatures within. Or close to it. A religious witch-burning with the highest profile would be a refreshingly clarifying moment.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (QDnY+)

204 AM Beavis and Butthead and their "salon" have been completely unhinged of late.

Double-plus goodness that Joe is an Alabama fan. Roll Tide!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

205 Possibly 6.
Breyer is only 5 years younger than Ginsburg. He's one fall and broken hip away.
Sotomayor is a diabetic coma away.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 04:10 PM (EMrMF)
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He's going to wait until 2020 to see if a Dem gets elected. No reason to go before then.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (G0vdT)

206 Although I have to admit, shooting flechette rounds out of it was a hoot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM



I didn't know it had a flechette round. Wicked!!!
Hated shooting it. Like getting punched in the nose.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (0tfLf)

207 193 I read that Jerry Stiller had a stroke today.
_____________________________________

He's actually been having a stroke since 1979.

It just took a while for the symptoms to appear through all of that rage.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (H7LIz)

208 25% of all 85 year olds die every year.

Soon...
Posted by: MAGA at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (vhoMt)

So like in four years, all the 85 year- olds will be DEAD?

Posted by: AOC Cup at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (NFEMn)

209 104
I have a 76 Nova that backfires like a 90mm recoilless rifle. So...just what street does she live on?



Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (0tfLf)

Now THAT sounds like the kind of car a true Moron would drive to a MoMe!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (sy5kK)

210 Plays 'Stairway to Heaven' for Ruthie..

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (a0IVu)

211 168
"She's a stage IV M1b at least, I'd guess M1c . . . yeah only about 20% survive 2 years."



Assume she's the 20%. They'll be throwing everything at her survival and she's highly motivated to outlast Trump.



Worst case, the assumption is wrong and Trump gets a SC pick.



On the other hand, I can't imagine removing a lobe of a lung even
from an otherwise healthy patient is a decision entered into lightly.
With chemo a non-option, this looks a bit hail-mary-ish to this layman.



Posted by: f2000 at January 10, 2019 04:07 PM (WLC+D)


How many more excruciating last ditch things will they try to keep her on for another two years. In all seriousness (really) that poor woman's end of life may actually be a horror show for her.
Imagine Chucking encouraging her to let them carve crap out of her every three or four months for the next two years.
Everyone one she meets will be looking at her with disgust and venom only thinking how to keep her alive for their partisan political needs.
Karma.....stone cold bitch.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (ymnmz)

212 Progressivism is a kind of mental virus that's spreading like a zombie plague. It renders it's hosts partially brain dead so it can use them to spread the pathogen further. They become a kind of flesh puppet, that serves this metaphysical parasite.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (q177U)

213 Speaking justices, who took Kavanagh's place?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (0/zKO)

214 182 172 PDT should nominate Judge Jeanine Piro, and when heads explode all over the place, nominate Mark Levin. After Levin is shot down, Trump pretends to "settle" on Amy Barrett.

Is there any video of Barrett dancing? It should be released now.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (MkcN1)

215 https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2018/05/14/whats-it-to-you/

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (PbpT7)

*disgust intensifies*

Posted by: Joe Rogan at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (iSh8b)

216 Chemo would kill her at this point. And she damn sure wouldn't be back to work in six weeks.
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To explain. You don't do chemo on Stage IV metastatic melanoma. You are pretty much done. "

I think we should start an online campaign declaring that doctors aren't treating her to their utmost ability and DEMANDING that the start the heaviest possible chemo NOW. And then we can get all of the leftist idiots to sign on since they'll lap that stuff up. We'll tell them it's a Trump plot to deny her chemo, and so she needs to be given TWICE as much as usual, just to show him!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (Kpl3J)

217 Doctors on Twitter are saying "six months at most"
__________________________________

Doctors on Twitter.

Impeccable authority.

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Four out of five doctors agree!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (+y/Ru)

218 210 Plays 'Stairway to Heaven' for Ruthie..
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (a0IVu)


"Highway to Hell."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (/9p9e)

219 It's hard to express my mixed emotions and sorrowfulness. After all, we're forever in her debt.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at January 10, 2019 04:11 PM (ismre)

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Indeed we are, sister of mine.

Indeed we are.

Posted by: Conor Underwood Cuthbertson-Klein at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (AzW6q)

220 Double-plus goodness that Joe is an Alabama fan. Roll Tide!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

Heh...not a good week for murderin' Joe.

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (a0IVu)

221 Thanks, Ace, for keeping us from having to read what the stupid people are saying.

Posted by: m at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (Kj9vA)

222 2. Which Planned Parenthood Clinic will RBG lie in state when she dies?


The local clinic is setting up a chapel with a shrine to worship her corpse. It's directly across the hall from the Closet of Death.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (5r0Mb)

223 Yeah.

She's a lich.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (IfYaq)

224

AS CHINA'S FIRST ASTRONAUT TO LAND ON THE MOON I WILL BE TOO BUSY COMPOSING POLITICAL POETRY AND FINE TUNING THE PORTABLE NUCLEAR REACTOR NEEDED FOR FAR-SYSTEM MISSIONS TO LISTEN TO YOUR WHINY SCROTUS ARGUMENTS. THE VOTE IS PERMANENTLY 'NO' TO ANYTHING YOU WANT, NOW FUCK OFF.

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (n2qRY)

225
25% of all 85 year olds die every year.



Soon...

Posted by: MAGA at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (vhoMt)



My MiL is 94 and going strong. Moves slower than a sloth, but her mind (and tongue) are still sharp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

226 I'd like to have a hardcore (non opens border idiot) on the court since we seem to have a lot of open border idiot non-christians on teh courts.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (7J5t2)

227 I think the Trump admin is trying to kill her by leaking stories about appointing her replacement. Think Braveheart: the prince's French bride whispering into Longshank's ear while he lies ill.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (jcSzd)

228 Wouldn't the lynching/character assassination of Barret be on religious lines?


That would be especially edifying and inspirational.


I mean expressly repudiating one of the key founding principles of the country, one of the few actually explicitly written into the founding documents, would be sort of interesting. At this point the country is essentially Iowahawk's perfect description of corrupted institutions - a skin-suit being worn by alien repugnant creatures within. Or close to it. A religious witch-burning with the highest profile would be a refreshingly clarifying moment.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (QDnY+)

Yes. I'd like for Schumer to go anti-Catholic.

Posted by: AOC Cup at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (NFEMn)

229 In fairness, after 85 every day might be the day.

Life is a terminal condition, especially when you are cancer ridden.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (4cK+y)

230 105
Remember when all of the Dems were running around with their fake
medical degrees declaring Donald Trump unfit for office mentally and
physically?



Right after he had a White House physical?



And the Navy doctor who performed the assessment was virtually accused of treason?



Now, they seem to have lost their medical degrees and don't care a
lick as to whether a Supreme Court justice with stage 4 cancer is able
to capably perform her duties.



Oh, yeah.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (H7LIz)



Unbridled, raw hate will do that to a person. Especially after over 2 years of it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (sy5kK)

231 On the other hand, I can't imagine removing a lobe of a lung even from an otherwise healthy patient is a decision entered into lightly. With chemo a non-option, this looks a bit hail-mary-ish to this layman.
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Well, its not a as big as deal as you think. You have a lot of redundant lung actually. They did a minimally invasive approach. Worst part was probably the general anesthetic actually.

I did it most likely because they wanted to see what that spot shown on the xray was made of. THe pathology showed melanoma mets. Meaning she's Stage IV - and in reality if you could look at the film you'd probably get an idea how long she'd been stage iv. Note that only 20% or so live 2 years at that stage. She probably at least a year or almost two into that stage already.

I'd think its pretty close to the end.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (qYufg)

232 Well, yeah. If her lung lesions are metastatic melanoma, her chances are slim. OTOH, melanoma is a tumor that can spontaneously regress, and may be susceptible to prolonged palliation via immunotherapy. But on the other hand, she's old. But on the other hand etc. etc. So, meh. Prognostication within the next few years is hazardous, and the whole thing is stupid. Gorsuch could drop dead tomorrow from whatever. Shit happens.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (CPk08)

233 I would assume there are also discussions in place about Breyer, who is 80.

Did I miss the Horde discussing Acosta discovering that walls work? Because sweet day in the morning he is dumb.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (mf5HN)

234 Oh Ace. I just can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (TdMsT)

235 He just dialed up the batsh*t crazy level as he sits back, eating a whopper and two scoops of ice cream, laughing his butt off.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2019 04:11 PM


Don't mess with Donnie "Two Scoops".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (p+Wdc)

236 *insert long string of vile, vulgar, profane maledictions*
Kevin Williamson.

I bear the horse he rode in on no ill will.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (jI3MC)

237 If the purple lipped messiah got nominated for the Supreme Court would the Democrats demand his transcripts be released?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (MkcN1)

238 25% of all 85 year olds die every year.

Soon...
Posted by: MAGA at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (vhoMt)

So like in four years, all the 85 year- olds will be DEAD?
Posted by: AOC Cup


75% of them will be 89.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 04:15 PM (EMrMF)

239 In my head I hear the tune for The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. My mind see the Supremes all standing in a circle...eyes shifting left and right...robes pushed back, six guns revealed...music grows...sweat....

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 04:15 PM (0tfLf)

240 Plays 'Stairway to Heaven' for Ruthie..

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She'll be in a handbasket going the other way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)

241 WHO WANTS TO GO TO FIRE LAKE?



Posted by: x at January 10, 2019 04:15 PM (nFwvY)

242 I bear the horse he rode in on no ill will.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (jI3MC)


Poor thing was probably rendered lame by the load.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 10, 2019 04:15 PM (wCmLp)

243 I imagine the Dems and the media at that point would go into overdrive doing everything they can to delay the process....
Posted by: Jeb! at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (NFEMn

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They would suddenly discover the same reverence and respect for Thomas that they now have for Bush and McCain.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 04:15 PM (Vhrbh)

244
Did I miss the Horde discussing Acosta discovering that walls work? Because sweet day in the morning he is dumb.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (mf5HN)



Christ in the marketplace. Yes he is.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2019 04:15 PM (TdMsT)

245
Speaking justices, who took Kavanagh's place?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (0/zKO)

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On the court??? Or the Rape Team ???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:15 PM (8XRCm)

246 PDT further hanging border security around Schemer and Nanzi's necks:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
3h
Because of the Democrats intransigence on Border Security and the great importance of Safety for our Nation, I am respectfully cancelling my very important trip to Davos, Switzerland for the World Economic Forum. My warmest regards and apologies to the @WEF!

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 04:15 PM (ffYR/)

247 an event that would trigger the second bitter confirmation battle of President Donald Trump's tenure.

Which means, fuck 'em. Since it doesn't matter who gets nominated, pick a good one.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (OdNqD)

248 215 https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2018/05/14/whats-it-to-you/

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 04:00 PM (PbpT7)

*disgust intensifies*
Posted by: Joe Rogan at January 10, 2019 04:13 PM (iSh8b)


Wow, that's Williamson? He makes Tubby Riefenstahl look like Arnold Stang.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (/9p9e)

249 Did I miss the Horde discussing Acosta discovering that walls work? Because sweet day in the morning he is dumb.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (mf5HN)


You're being too kind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

250 earlier "growing" talk + these songs, bring me back.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (Wr4LW)

251 ''How many more excruciating last ditch things will they try to keep her on for another two years. In all seriousness (really) that poor woman's end of life may actually be a horror show for her.''

Does she have children that care about her or are they, too, so invested in the progressive narrative that they don't give a shit about her suffering.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (jm1YL)

252 Does RBG live in a Ranch or a Colonial? Colonials have stairs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)

253 LEARN TO COUNT CARBS

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (PbpT7)

254 >>I am respectfully cancelling my very important trip to Davos


Nobody respects The Onion Knight.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (9gmA7)

255 Does anyone have Cher's Tweet from yesterday to Chuck and Nancy?
THAT shit was teh FUNNEH.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (LL1Be)

256 https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2018/05/14/whats-it-to-you/

He looks like an Italian restaurant exploded onto his chest.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 04:17 PM (32YRo)

257 How can we be sure that Amy Coney Barret has never covered up for child abusing priests?

Posted by: Bill Kirstol at January 10, 2019 04:17 PM (SkuXa)

258 LEARN TO COUNT CARBS
Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (PbpT7)

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Williamson's rascal has a four-barrel, I hear.

Posted by: Conor Underwood Cuthbertson-Klein at January 10, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q)

259 Who May Resign from Court to Train Full-Time for the 2020 Olympics

Those weights ain't gonna lift themselves!

Posted by: Ruth Vader-Ginsu at January 10, 2019 04:17 PM (y0wQL)

260
Wow, that's Williamson? He makes Tubby Riefenstahl look like Arnold Stang.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (/9p9e)

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Dude.

Im not sure whos better at obscure references. You or Dennis Miller.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

261 Ok this threads gettin too real.


See y'all in the nexty.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (NLLmE)

262 Meaning she's Stage IV - and in reality if you could look at the film you'd probably get an idea how long she'd been stage iv. Note that only 20% or so live 2 years at that stage. She probably at least a year or almost two into that stage already.

I'd think its pretty close to the end.
Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 04:14 PM (qYufg)

Please define Stage IV for those of us that don't know.

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (GL/05)

263 Trump has caused many to release their inner fat ass.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (BXMxN)

264 From September:

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Will Retire from the US Supreme Court in January, 2019
Speaking privately, a law clerk says the Justice's Cancer has come out of remission

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (Z9spM)

265 260
Wow, that's Williamson? He makes Tubby Riefenstahl look like Arnold Stang.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (/9p9e)

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Dude.

Im not sure whos better at obscure references. You or Dennis Miller.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)


I assume (wrongly) that a) you know who I'm talking about or b) are curious enough to research it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (/9p9e)

266 They really know how to pack on the pounds over at NRO. Carb loading or something.

Posted by: brak at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (VckGX)

267 Does RBG live in a Ranch or a Colonial? Colonials have stairs.

I took them out and put in a rope.

Posted by: Ruth Vader-Ginsu at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (y0wQL)

268 prolonged palliation via immunotherapy


Damn...that's some powerful word play.
I think I'll whisper that into Mrs D's ear tonight and see what happens!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (0tfLf)

269 ...possible death or departure from the Supreme Court...

Or? So the possibilities are that either she'll depart or she'll die and stay?

Posted by: AndyN at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (xd2fx)

270 Roberts should demand she submit to a physical and ask her legal question to determine her fitness for the Supreme Court. If she is unfit, he should recommend her exclusion from deliberations.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (H7LIz)

271 I think Williamson's girth disqualifies him from the "roving correspondent" moniker.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (2Mnv1)

272 Please define Stage IV for those of us that don't know.
Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (GL/05)

I's imagine Stage IV means there's no surviving

Posted by: AOC Cup at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

273 I would assume there are also discussions in place about Breyer, who is 80.

Did I miss the Horde discussing Acosta discovering that walls work? Because sweet day in the morning he is dumb.
Posted by: alexthechick


Breyer AND Sotomayor's diabeetus.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (EMrMF)

274 Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

And comparing me to Dennis Miller is high praise indeed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

275 >>Please define Stage IV for those of us that don't know


She's shrugged off the Booster Cells and is starting slow burn of the main aft rocket.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (9gmA7)

276 Exterminate OrangeMan

Posted by: Davros at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (aKsyK)

277 You wanna piece o' me?!

Kasha?

Posted by: frank costanza at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (Evws/)

278 >>>267 Does RBG live in a Ranch or a Colonial? Colonials have stairs.


HATE CRIME!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (PbpT7)

279 Does RBG live in a Ranch or a Colonial? Colonials have stairs.

Colonial with the cool chair that's connected to the rail along the stairs.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (0/zKO)

280 Snopes.. yet another fact checking site that knows nothing about simply stating facts.. has the co-founder married his exotic dancer girlfriend who he hired on to sump'n sump'n for the corporation. And he ex-wife cofounder is an absolute ton of truth "no-spin" facts herself. No thanks.
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So Snopes, screwed the pooch. There was a published article in a santa monica paper last November or September reporting a speech of RBG where she said she told her clerks she had been dx with a recurrence of her melanoma. Snopes proudly noted that she'd NEVER been dix'd with melanoma. So yes. Idiots. However, they didn't, as usual say anything useful about what Ginsburg said herself in her remarks.

The SanTa Monica Newspaper article concluded last year with the speculation that RBG would retired in Jan of 2018. Snopes was like all OH NO SHE ISN"T.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (qYufg)

281 Trump has caused many to release their inner fat ass.

Posted by: steevy

Winning?

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (32YRo)

282 They should pick me. I can lay in a hospital bed and decide scotus cases.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (r+sAi)

283 Nobody respects The Onion Knight.
Posted by: garrett


Well, they did cut his fingertips off ... after they ate the onions ...

Posted by: Adriane the No Social Media is Good Social Media Critic ... at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (LPnfS)

284 183
25% of all 85 year olds die every year.



Soon...

Posted by: MAGA at January 10, 2019 04:09 PM (vhoMt)

Does this break the "no math" rule? I say let it pass, just this once.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (sy5kK)

285 I smell Gelfling!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (4cK+y)

286 266 They really know how to pack on the pounds over at NRO. Carb loading or something.
Posted by: brak at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (VckGX)


Cruise ship buffets are very fattening...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (/9p9e)

287 Stage IV:

https://tinyurl.com/ycr2ja5s

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (CPk08)

288 Wouldn't work, ace. RBG is already a Lich, so she's immune to energy drain and level drain.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (oZ6kz)

289 I's imagine Stage IV means there's no surviving
Posted by: AOC Cup at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

So no stage Stage V ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (0/zKO)

290 Breyer will just hire a carpenter to nail RBG's corpse to the bench and insist tgat she's still alive and never leaves on account of her work ethic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (jcSzd)

291
Which means, fuck 'em. Since it doesn't matter who gets nominated, pick a good one.
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 04:16 PM (OdNqD)



I'm sorry but I don't think that's a good idea and we need to maintain the current balance on the court or make it more liberal.

Posted by: Mitt Romney (Carpetbagger-UT) at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (WaxcS)

292 LEARN TO COUNT CARBS

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They don't make numbers that high.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (+y/Ru)

293 46
16
Hair of scrotum and tooth of nurse
Make this corpse a viable jurist!

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Read that as "Half off scrotum" and almost lost my coffee.

Posted by: TheHoser at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (IDjUx)

294 I picture RBG like Izzy Mandelbaum in those Seinfeld episodes.

https://youtu.be/pcFSOnumgZA

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (BXMxN)

295 Please define Stage IV for those of us that don't know.
Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (GL/05)



As Christopher Hitchens said when he was diagnosed with Stage IV cancer, here's what you need to know about Stage IV. There is no Stage V.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (mf5HN)

296 Roberts should demand she submit to a physical and ask her legal question to determine her fitness for the Supreme Court. If she is unfit, he should recommend her exclusion from deliberations.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (H7LIz)

He's afraid to. She'd kick his ass up and down the Supreme Court steps.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (2shuf)

297 Also it may have been different in 1st edition, but if you level drain someone who is Level 1/has one hit dice, they don't go to level 0 - they die. And come back as a wight if you don't prevent ti somehow.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (oZ6kz)

298 Stage IV: Spread of cancer cell growth cannot be arrested. Typically, it is now in the other organs, like the liver, skin and kidneys.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (H7LIz)

299 Some poor motherfucker has to give Ruthie a sponge bath, twice a day.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (9gmA7)

300 Does RBG live in a Ranch or a Colonial? Colonials have stairs.

She keeps a coffin in the corner of her office, filled with the dirt of her homeland.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (wCmLp)

301 202 Serenity Now!

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 04:12 PM (9gmA7)


HOOCHIE MAMAS!!!!!

Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (UnA8+)

302 Train Full-Time for the 2020 Olympics

in the highly competitive field of dirtnapping.

The agony of de 6 feet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (Z4rgH)

303 https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2018/05/14/whats-it-to-you/

He looks like an Italian restaurant exploded onto his chest.
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 04:17 PM (32YRo)


Mr Creosote says that Williamson grosses him out.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (T71PA)

304 I's imagine Stage IV means there's no surviving
Posted by: AOC Cup at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

So no stage Stage V ?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


We jettison Stage V boosters.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (EMrMF)

305 Does RBG live in a Ranch or a Colonial?

My house is the one with the copy of the Quantico Obstacle Course behind it.

Posted by: Ruth Vader-Ginsu at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (HLODj)

306 Coding? I thought you said "carbing"!

Posted by: kev williamson at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (Evws/)

307 285



Might be my favorite running sock gag of all time.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (9gmA7)

308 what percent of 85 year olds continue working full time after recovering from cancer surgery? RGB is one in a million ... for now ... except she is not working, maybe not even when she sits on the bench. Recent interviews she seemed out of it ... just what we expect out of a Supreme Court judge?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (Cus5s)

309 293 46
16
Hair of scrotum and tooth of nurse
Make this corpse a viable jurist!

----

Read that as "Half off scrotum" and almost lost my coffee.
Posted by: TheHoser at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (IDjUx)



"Leesen, Meester!!

- - Nearsighted Mohel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (/9p9e)

310 Doesn't Stage IV mean it has metastasized and spread all over?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (kJWoP)

311 Ginsburg will probably die of Climate Change first

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (Z9spM)

312 I was not asleep. Just resting my eyelids. Working from home.
I AM NOT A VEGETABLE!

Posted by: Rutabaga Tomater Ginsburg at January 10, 2019 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

313
Truth be told I had to Google Arnold Stang.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

314 Williamson went from working at The Atlantic to displacing the Atlantic Ocean.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (xPl2J)

315 May Williamson's gluttony soon stay his lying tongue.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)

316 When Kevin Williamson was in an accident and needed a blood transfusion, they just hooked up a bottle of Karo's syrup.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (wCmLp)

317 Trump needs to get some shit DONE on immigration, bringing our troops home, auditing the fed...

I'm eating my Nationalism and it's not healthy! My pants don't fit anymore! SAD!

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (ismre)

318 Alyssa Milano is quickly donning her Sun Maid Raisin girl outfit and booking the next flight to DC

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (OLCnA)

319 She roasted me in the car lift. She jacked that baby like 25 times.


You should see her hammies when she engages the posterior chain.

Posted by: Gund Gunderson at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (ymnmz)

320 "You think you're better than me?"

"Mendelbaum!, Mendelbaum!,Mendelbaum!"

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (LL1Be)

321 Mitt Romney will oppose whomever Trump nominates. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (VpIIl)

322 252 Colonials have stairs.

we also used to have stars, before the cylons invaded.

Posted by: Starbuck at January 10, 2019 04:24 PM (NmR1a)

323 299 Some poor motherfucker has to give Ruthie a sponge bath, twice a day.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (9gmA7)


"We do the jobs Yanquis won't, but not that one, esse."

- - Dreamy DREAMr

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:24 PM (/9p9e)

324 She roasted me in the car lift. She jacked that baby like 25 times.


You should see her hammies when she engages the posterior chain.
Posted by: Gund Gunderson


She cracks walnuts with her butt cheeks?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 04:24 PM (EMrMF)

325 So no stage Stage V ?

There is a Stage V.

Posted by: The Gravedigger at January 10, 2019 04:24 PM (HLODj)

326 Please define Stage IV for those of us that don't know
=========
Cancer is staged one through I - V and what that means varies from cancer to cancer type.

For melanoma, ruth's Stage IV is metastatic to at least her lungs. I don't know here blood work so I can't up stage if further. Based upon the published survival curves someone with stage IV metastatic melanoma in the lung like she has been reported to have, has about a 20% chance of surviving two years. She's been stage IV probably for a while now. Probably 6 months at least maybe more than a year.

Don't bet on her making it much longer.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 04:24 PM (0g6h4)

327 So no stage Stage V ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation
..........

That's when they freeze your head in a jar.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

328 318
Alyssa Milano is quickly donning her Sun Maid Raisin girl outfit and booking the next flight to DC

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (OLCnA)


You just know she likes to get naughty in her handmaiden's costume.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2019 04:24 PM (ymnmz)

329
The hospitals should admit and operate immediately on every NPC volunteering body parts and organs for RBG. Can't have enough of those things available, you know.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2019 04:24 PM (BWL+E)

330 270 Roberts should ask her the legal question once asked by the noted jurist, Algonquin Calhoun, Esq. "If you are the buyer of the stucco house, are you the stuccer or the stuccee?"

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 10, 2019 04:24 PM (xzqr4)

331 May Williamson's gluttony soon stay his lying tongue.

I recommend meth. And programming classes.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:24 PM (LL1Be)

332 Stage V cancer has Stage 11 RBG!!!!

Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 10, 2019 04:25 PM (ymnmz)

333 Stage V cancer's telltale signs are that ypu never appear in public and your law clerk's submit all of your votes by e-mail. I hope this helps.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Stage IV Cancer Can't Stop Me! at January 10, 2019 04:25 PM (jcSzd)

334 313
Truth be told I had to Google Arnold Stang.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (8XRCm)


See if you can get a clip with him talking. He sounds like Camera Hogg after the testicles dropped.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:25 PM (/9p9e)

335 Please define Stage IV for those of us that don't know.
Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (GL/05)


As Christopher Hitchens said when he was diagnosed with Stage IV cancer, here's what you need to know about Stage IV. There is no Stage V.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (mf5HN)

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This. There are only levels of stage IV. A-C I believe.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 04:25 PM (ffYR/)

336 Doesn't Stage IV mean it has metastasized and spread all over?
===========
It depends on the cancer and there can be different grades of stage IV but

YES. IT IS THE NOT GOOD.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 04:26 PM (0g6h4)

337
There is actually a Stage 0 cancer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:26 PM (/9p9e)

338 Trump should nominate Mitt.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 04:26 PM (mf5HN)

339 Fhite Wight Supremacy!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2019 04:26 PM (uKdee)

340
Please define Stage IV for those of us that don't know.

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM


You know when the wife or girlfriend drags you to the opera and you think it's never going to end and kill me now, please?

Then some fat lady shows up on stage. That's stage IV. When the fat lady sings.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 04:26 PM (jYje5)

341 I'm not suffering from cancer. Cancer is suffering from ME!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 10, 2019 04:27 PM (4cK+y)

342 338 Trump should nominate Mitt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 04:26 PM (mf5HN)
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Hey now, don't even kid about that.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 04:27 PM (G0vdT)

343 321 Mitt Romney will oppose whomever Trump nominates. You heard it here first.


Posted by: Marcus T
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True statement yet his opposition will not matter one iota. Ol' Mitt can eat a BOD.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 04:27 PM (ijfNv)

344 Mitt Romney will oppose whomever Trump nominates. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 04:23 PM (VpIIl)
..........

Really going out on a limb there with that outlandish prediction, eh?

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

345 Fight Wright Supremacy!

Posted by: Those other people not at Kittyhawk at January 10, 2019 04:27 PM (r+sAi)

346 Hey RBG....Your a little over the to.

Posted by: Zombie Randy Macho Man Savage at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (ymnmz)

347 You know who would make a great bipartisan supreme court pick? Jeff Flake!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (jcSzd)

348 Do I need to find TuCa's monologue that apparently triggered the diatribe by the apparently now corpulent Williamson? Or would a good Moron give me a 30 word executive summary? (of TuCa, don't need Williamson)


Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (QDnY+)

349 enough with the cancer jokes.

see yall next time

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (d7Ww2)

350
Trump should nominate Mitt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 04:26 PM (mf5HN)

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Yeah..... for Secretary of Backstabbing Cocksucker.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (8XRCm)

351 Trump White House Urging Allies to Prepare For Possible Departure of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Who May Resign from Court to Train Full-Time for the 2020 Olympics

I thought you were joking but then I saw that motorized wheelchair slalom was one of the new events in 2020. RGB could probably win with all the style points she's guaranteed to score.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (U96rM)

352 341
I'm not suffering from cancer. Cancer is suffering from ME!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 10, 2019 04:27 PM (4cK+y)



Haven't we suffered enough?

Posted by: John McCain's Glioblastoma at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (CPk08)

353 289 I's imagine Stage IV means there's no surviving
Posted by: AOC Cup at January 10, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

So no stage Stage V ?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (0/zKO)

Stage V is Skeksis.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (RD7QR)

354 LOL at the headline! What's the over/under on death v. departure?

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (14URa)

355 "Please define Stage IV for those of us that don't know.

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2019 04:18 PM (GL/05) "

It's Giant Land - the pipes get really big and the Goombas are way bigger than Mario.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (oZ6kz)

356 for a little as $9.95 a month she can get $1000 in coverage for final expenses

Posted by: Trebek at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (nFwvY)

357 what percent of 85 year olds continue working full time after recovering from cancer surgery? RGB is one in a million

The secret is Rocky Mountain Oysters. Raw, fresh, and harvested yourself.

Posted by: Ruth Vader-Ginsu at January 10, 2019 04:29 PM (y0wQL)

358 RBG could compete in the Olympic luge, dead or alive. I'm dead would be an advantage USA.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 04:29 PM (2LelM)

359 This. There are only levels of stage IV. A-C I believe.
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 04:25 PM (ffYR/

Exactly. There are levels of all stages of cancer, based upon how far it has spread and whether lymph nodes are involved.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 10, 2019 04:29 PM (2shuf)

360
Trump should tweet stuff like, "As the life of this distinguished jurist draws to a close..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2019 04:29 PM (BWL+E)

361 oZ6kz)

298
Stage IV: Spread of cancer cell growth cannot be arrested. Typically,
it is now in the other organs, like the liver, skin and kidneys.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 04:21 PM (H7LIz)

For the non-medical crowd: did you see the California wildfires a few months ago?
That's stage IV.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 04:29 PM (sy5kK)

362 Not sure Mitt will oppose Trump's nominee. Not much point. If the votes are there, it will be a pretty dumb and empty gesture.


Sort of like his idiotic op-ed last week. One the dumbest political stunts I've ever seen (this is a high bar, with a long and distinguished list of witnessed events). Guy is stranger than I first thought.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2019 04:30 PM (QDnY+)

363 So if we visualize tumor and RBG things will happen?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 04:30 PM (2LelM)

364 Exactly. There are levels of all stages of cancer, based upon how far it has spread and whether lymph nodes are involved.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 10, 2019 04:29 PM (2shuf)


Stage V is when the nymph lodes are involved.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 04:30 PM (U96rM)

365 I really like the NPCs being all a twitter over this; anything that ruffles their feathers is ++good.

Posted by: An Observation at January 10, 2019 04:30 PM (A8q10)

366 Stage V??



The Who?



No the Who is stage IV





Then Who's Next.




Stage III


Posted by: Dick Vanpatten at January 10, 2019 04:30 PM (ymnmz)

367 for the Olympics

Two-man whitewater kayak. By myself.

Posted by: Ruth Vader-Ginsu at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (y0wQL)

368 350
Trump should nominate Mitt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 04:26 PM (mf5HN)

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Yeah..... for Secretary of Backstabbing Cocksucker.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM (8XRCm)

No. That's brilliant.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (BD/yx)

369
In a month, the tumor will be handing down dissenting opinions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (BWL+E)

370 I do hate Democrats, but honestly I hate cancer even more.

Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (eAZVt)

371 Moo.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (SkuXa)

372 Do I need to find TuCa's monologue that apparently triggered the diatribe by the apparently now corpulent Williamson? Or would a good Moron give me a 30 word executive summary? (of TuCa, don't need Williamson)

Posted by: rhomboid

It's a diatribe against capitalism's lesser angels -

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (32YRo)

373 356 for a little as $9.95 a month she can get $1000 in coverage for final expenses

Posted by: Trebek at January 10, 2019 04:28 PM

************

Operators are standing by!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (0tfLf)

374 Boston was Third Stage once.

And I like Boston.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (xJa6I)

375 LOL at the headline! What's the over/under on death v. departure?
Posted by: Peaches


I have March 1st on a Facebook deadpool.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (EMrMF)

376 Guy is stranger than I first thought.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2019 04:30 PM (QDnY+)
I doubt it was his decision to write it. They're all working for somebody and its not us.

Posted by: Gonads and Strife at January 10, 2019 04:32 PM (vtd+q)

377 I don't want dear Ruthie to die. I want her to retire while she still can, repent and enter into a life of prayer begging for forgiveness. Then Trump can replace her evil ass with a good conservative originalist.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 10, 2019 04:32 PM (0OmEj)

378 He looks like an Italian restaurant exploded onto his chest.

-
Didja see hero Nicholas Maduro's portrait? More fruit salad than the Early Bird Special at Golden Corral.

https://binged.it/2RDSIoG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)

379 I have March 1st on a Facebook deadpool.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (EMrMF)


I'll bet everything on April 1st. It would only be fitting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 04:32 PM (U96rM)

380 sorry if this is old - I am late today.
Cher
DEMS,STOP SHUTDOWN B4 TRUMP DOES, HELL B HERO (and) MAKE U LOOK LIKE OBSTRUCTIONIST SWAMP SCUM!! HE HAS NO SCRUPLES.HES PLAYING IT RIIGHT,(and)UR PLAYING RIGHT IN2 HIS HANDS.HE'LL EAT UR LUNCH (and) STEAL UR LUNCH !!YOU'LL B FKD 6 WAYS 2 SUNDAY.DONT DIE ON THIS HILL.HE STOPS AT NOTHING.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (LL1Be)

381 for a little as $9.95 a month she can get $1000 in coverage for final expenses

Posted by: Trebek


A $1k won't cover transport from the hospital to the mortuary.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (EMrMF)

382 87 I have family members in their 80's and 90's that make this woman look like a piker. And they're not hunched over and barely coherent. One of them actually told me not to be such a smart ass and chased me down the hall with a wooden spoon the other day.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

!!!

Posted by: m at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (Kj9vA)

383 364 Exactly. There are levels of all stages of cancer, based upon how far it has spread and whether lymph nodes are involved.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 10, 2019 04:29 PM (2shuf)

Stage V is when the nymph lodes are involved.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 04:30 PM (U96rM)

You can mine for them?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (RD7QR)

384 Stage V is when the nymph lodes are involved.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 04:30 PM (U96rM)

Not exactly. I had Stage IIB pancreatic cancer last year. The B means two or fewer lymph nodes were involved.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (2shuf)

385
So no stage Stage V ?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 04:20 PM (0/zKO)

Stage V is Skeksis.
======
Stated differently, there are no survival curves for stage V.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (kl8x2)

386 Trump is now quoted as saying " obviously I never said that Mexico will pay for the wall"
He is such a joker !!! Dont cha just love him?

Posted by: No at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (qlc0k)

387 Cher uses all caps?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (BD/yx)

388 Sort of like his idiotic op-ed last week. One the dumbest political stunts I've ever seen (this is a high bar, with a long and distinguished list of witnessed events). Guy is stranger than I first thought.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2019 04:30 PM (QDnY+)

-------------

He "overestimated the anti Trump sentiment in the Senate". The Freshman Senator was trying to get in with the cool kids and only succeeded in isolating himself within the Senate.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (ffYR/)

389
Cher

The only things left alive after nuclear war: cockroaches and Cher.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (BWL+E)

390 Actually it's more like "my brother in law is a doctor and at Christmas he said six months at most"

Posted by: bjstuggggggz at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (e44Qj)

391 154 I still want Mark Levin on the SC.

Judicial Temperament FTW !

But wait, there's more: Epic Oral Arguments !

(literally !)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 10, 2019 04:05 PM (jI3MC)


_____


Even if he ultimately wasn't confirmed, the Hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee alone would be the greatest entertainment event of the century.

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (RBhj5)

392 Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (LL1Be)

Because that's how adults talk.

I'm starting to regret all the orgasm energy I've given that lady over the years.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (xJa6I)

393 380
sorry if this is old - I am late today.
Cher
DEMS,STOP SHUTDOWN
B4 TRUMP DOES, HELL B HERO (and) MAKE U LOOK LIKE OBSTRUCTIONIST SWAMP
SCUM!! HE HAS NO SCRUPLES.HES PLAYING IT RIIGHT,(and)UR PLAYING RIGHT
IN2 HIS HANDS.HE'LL EAT UR LUNCH (and) STEAL UR LUNCH !!YOU'LL B FKD 6
WAYS 2 SUNDAY.DONT DIE ON THIS HILL.HE STOPS AT NOTHING.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (LL1Be)
Yes. When Cher becomes the voice of reason on the left, they have officially jumped the shark. And the shark's baby mama.

Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (14URa)

394 we should also have a moment of silence for all those PCs who had to be protected from high level monsters, for months of game time, because a spectre knocked two levels off them but spared the rest of the party.

it was hell, I tell you. like having to sit at the kiddie table.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (uKdee)

395 The gallows humor here is off the charts.

And by off the charts I'm talking Stage V.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (q177U)

396 You can mine for them?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (RD7QR)


Damn straight. Because life is good.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (U96rM)

397 The only cure for stage V is a wooden stake and a good dousing with holy water.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (Zlxbi)

398 I saw Nymph Lodes open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Orpheum in 02.

Posted by: Dick Vanpatten at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (ymnmz)

399 Exit stage left.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

400 342
338 Trump should nominate Mitt.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 04:26 PM (mf5HN)

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Hey now, don't even kid about that.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 04:27 PM (G0vdT)


Not to worry. Mitt would still vote "no".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (sy5kK)

401 Aw. Verna Bloom died. She was 80.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (xPJvm)

402 Heartbreaking! Brother of Ronil Singh, the murdered police officer speaks-while sitting next to President Trump- at border security briefing:

https://tinyurl.com/ycrkdbvf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (AllCR)

403 374 Boston was Third Stage once.

And I like Boston.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (xJa6I)

The Armenian afro makes it all worthwhile.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (RD7QR)

404 I forget the rest but your mother's a whore!

Posted by: sean connery at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (Evws/)

405


Trump should tweet stuff like, "As the life of this distinguished jurist draws to a close..."

"Do not go gently into that night because that would be SAD!"

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:35 PM (LL1Be)

406 Stage V is when the nymph lodes are involved.

I actually had to find a donor to get up to Stage V. Just to make it a fair fight.

Posted by: Ruth Bader-Ginsburt at January 10, 2019 04:35 PM (y0wQL)

407 Pompeo says Trump might be open to more military action in Syria... meanwhile Jared is handling the Wall negotiations...

Remember that whole cheesecake that was in the fridge yesterday? Gone.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at January 10, 2019 04:35 PM (ismre)

408 As an alternative to the wooden stake, you may substitute Brie Larsen.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2019 04:35 PM (jcSzd)

409 The only things left alive after nuclear war: cockroaches and Cher.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (BWL+E)
Yo!

Posted by: Keith Richards at January 10, 2019 04:35 PM (14URa)

410 The only things left alive after nuclear war: cockroaches and Cher.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (BWL+E)


But all the plastic in her face will be melted away. She'll be back to what she really looks like. You don't want that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 04:35 PM (U96rM)

411 CHER needs to stiffin her spine for the battle.
She's losing her moxie....

Posted by: McCool at January 10, 2019 04:35 PM (Izjjo)

412 LOL. Cher is smarter than our Congress.

LOL again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 04:35 PM (AzW6q)

413
Stage V is when the nymph lodes are involved.

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Nymph Lodes???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (8XRCm)

414 THANK YOU.

Posted by: cher at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (Evws/)

415 403 374 Boston was Third Stage once.

And I like Boston.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 04:31 PM (xJa6I)

The Armenian afro makes it all worthwhile.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (RD7QR)

I'll admit, I enjoy Boston a lot more when I don't have to actually look at them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (xJa6I)

416 I'll take Ape tits for $400.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (SkuXa)

417 Do I need to find TuCa's monologue that apparently triggered the diatribe by the apparently now corpulent Williamson? Or would a good Moron give me a 30 word executive summary? (of TuCa, don't need Williamson)

Posted by: rhomboid

He's claiming that blind adherence to these market principles without ethics or morality are somewhat responsible for the decline of the middle class

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (32YRo)

418 YES.

Posted by: cher at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (Evws/)

419 ** shakes feeding hand, tries again **

Nothing left Jim!

Posted by: SomeWraithMixingSFTropes at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (FhXTo)

420 Cher types like a mental patient.I picture Chief Inspector Dreyfus writing on the walls of his padded cell using a crayon between his toes...

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (BXMxN)

421 Sonny Bono was actually a good congressman. why not Cher.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (uKdee)

422 Possible Departure of Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Cue and queue the hagiographies, people! Let's make some magic!

Posted by: Hollywood, DNC, and MFM (BIRM) at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (6eEQ+)

423 The Saturn V had a Stage IV, which curiously was actually the third stage.

It too had no Stage V.

Posted by: not Guenter Wendt at January 10, 2019 04:37 PM (sZRzw)

424 408 As an alternative to the wooden stake, you may substitute Brie Larsen.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2019 04:35 PM (jcSzd)

A wooden stake is more likeable and can emote more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 04:37 PM (xJa6I)

425 Nymph Lodes???

That was what The Bangles tried before changing names

Posted by: McCool at January 10, 2019 04:37 PM (Izjjo)

426 Cher uses all caps?

Yeah - Twitchy has it.


The first time I read it I think I got a fkn rupture. lol

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:37 PM (LL1Be)

427 If you like your doctors on Twitter, you can keep your doctors on Twitter...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 10, 2019 04:37 PM (Pj7+0)

428 Trump should nominate Mitt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 04:26 PM (mf5HN)

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Yeah..... for Secretary of Backstabbing Cocksucker.

-
Didja see that Mitt and Harry Reid are now BFFs?

https://bit.ly/2AEcUgu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 04:37 PM (+y/Ru)

429 A wooden stake is more likeable and can emote more.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 04:37 PM (xJa6I)

------

And is sharp. Unlike Brie.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

430 421 Sonny Bono was actually a good congressman. why not Cher.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (uKdee)

He extended copyright in return for Disney payloa, so...I'm not a fan. But there's worse out there, I'll admit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 04:38 PM (xJa6I)

431 for a little as $9.95 a month she can get $1000 in coverage for final expenses

Posted by: Trebek

plus she will save $2500 per year on health insurance premiums

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - MD, AA, BFD at January 10, 2019 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

432 NOOD!

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2019 04:38 PM (q177U)

433 393 380
sorry if this is old - I am late today.
Cher
DEMS,STOP SHUTDOWN
B4 TRUMP DOES, HELL B HERO (and) MAKE U LOOK LIKE OBSTRUCTIONIST SWAMP
SCUM!! HE HAS NO SCRUPLES.HES PLAYING IT RIIGHT,(and)UR PLAYING RIGHT
IN2 HIS HANDS.HE'LL EAT UR LUNCH (and) STEAL UR LUNCH !!YOU'LL B FKD 6
WAYS 2 SUNDAY.DONT DIE ON THIS HILL.HE STOPS AT NOTHING.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (LL1Be)
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All caps. She must really mean it.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 04:38 PM (G0vdT)

434 429 A wooden stake is more likeable and can emote more.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 04:37 PM (xJa6I)

------

And is sharp. Unlike Brie.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

*Touches side of head*

Good one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 04:39 PM (xJa6I)

435 sorry if this is old - I am late today.
Cher
DEMS,STOP SHUTDOWN
B4 TRUMP DOES, HELL B HERO (and) MAKE U LOOK LIKE OBSTRUCTIONIST SWAMP
SCUM!! HE HAS NO SCRUPLES.HES PLAYING IT RIIGHT,(and)UR PLAYING RIGHT
IN2 HIS HANDS.HE'LL EAT UR LUNCH (and) STEAL UR LUNCH !!YOU'LL B FKD 6
WAYS 2 SUNDAY.DONT DIE ON THIS HILL.HE STOPS AT NOTHING.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 04:33 PM (LL1Be)
Yes. When Cher becomes the voice of reason on the left, they have officially jumped the shark. And the shark's baby mama.
Posted by: Peaches at January 10, 2019 04:34 PM (14URa)

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
We'd here it because we're Dems
And Deplorables called us..

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 04:39 PM (NgKpN)

436 It okay to recognize that capitalism is no better than the people responsible for maintaining free markets, and that it can and has been used to ruin a lot of lives in this country by uncaring vultures. But the cucks at NRO were having none of that...

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 04:39 PM (32YRo)

437 414
THANK YOU.


Posted by: cher at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (Evws/)



ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CHER ALWAYS TWEETS IN ALL CAPS AND WOULDNT BE CAUGHT DEAD HERE SO THIS CANT BE THE REAL CHER. A SOCK PUPPET PROBABLY POSTED THAT.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 10, 2019 04:39 PM (CPk08)

438 Stages vary from cancer to cancer and various factors.

You can have a stage III gastrointestinal stromal tumor without mets and a stage II stomach with mets in the lymph nodes up to two.

You pretty much have to pull out the book and look at each cancer individually.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 04:40 PM (w5m2/)

439
Flags just got hoisted all the way up the staff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2019 04:40 PM (BWL+E)

440 Bad Orange Man "stops at nothing" to be an effective president. Yeah, we should get back the guy who had his feet up on the desk all day, doing his March Madness picks and yukking it up on the golf course.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2019 04:40 PM (zmIJL)

441 417 Do I need to find TuCa's monologue that apparently triggered the diatribe by the apparently now corpulent Williamson? Or would a good Moron give me a 30 word executive summary? (of TuCa, don't need Williamson)

Posted by: rhomboid

He's claiming that blind adherence to these market principles without ethics or morality are somewhat responsible for the decline of the middle class
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 04:36 PM (32YRo)

He's not necessarily wrong. Morality-free capitalism gets you anarcho-capitalism, and that's just another name for poor, nasty, solitary, brutish, and short.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

442 395 The gallows humor here is off the charts.

And by off the charts I'm talking Stage V.

Posted by: Max Power


Isn't Stage V Saint-Diť-des-Vosges to Colmar?

Posted by: wrg500 at January 10, 2019 04:41 PM (QgW0c)

443 Cher uses all caps?

-
I'm surprised she uses anything besides Xs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2019 04:42 PM (+y/Ru)

444 Stage V

--------------------

Cuentame?

No, wait that was Formula V.

Posted by: Undocumented at January 10, 2019 04:42 PM (43+nw)

445 >> 389 The only things left alive after nuclear war: cockroaches and Cher.

and Spencer's

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at January 10, 2019 04:42 PM (UFgOG)

446 All caps. She must really mean it.


I can't take anyone seriously that doesn't LOL.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 04:42 PM (4cK+y)

447 421 Sonny Bono was actually a good congressman. why not Cher.
Posted by: Boulder

Why? Not Cher

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 04:42 PM (32YRo)

448 I've asked Air Force One to do a carrier landing when it returns. Holding one end of the landing wire always gives me a good pump.

Posted by: Ruth Bader-Ginsburt at January 10, 2019 04:42 PM (Pj7+0)

449 86
If want to something disturbing, then Bing "Ruth Bader Ginsberg tattoos".



It's a thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 03:58 PM (W+vEI)


----

It's the surest method of abstinence.

Posted by: TheHoser at January 10, 2019 04:43 PM (IDjUx)

450
Not Sympathy for the Devil?

Disappointed!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 04:43 PM (pNxlR)

451 He's not necessarily wrong. Morality-free capitalism gets you anarcho-capitalism, and that's just another name for poor, nasty, solitary, brutish, and short.

Posted by: joncelli

Yes, its a fair and important point, one lost on Williamson and others.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 04:44 PM (32YRo)

452 If RBG had the courage of her convictions (but of course like most Lefties she doesn't), she would be buried in South Africa along with a copy of their superior Constitution.

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 04:44 PM (RBhj5)

453 Ted Kennedy and John McCain are humming the theme song to "Three's Company" while roasting in Hell.

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at January 10, 2019 04:45 PM (i2fSk)

454 While "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" was a pretty good song to link to at the bottom, maybe it should have been accompanied by "Sympathy For The Devil". Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.

Posted by: pincorrect at January 10, 2019 04:46 PM (RbKWB)

455 Frequently!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 10, 2019 04:47 PM (W+kMI)

456 452 If RBG had the courage of her convictions (but of course like most Lefties she doesn't), she would be buried in South Africa along with a copy of their superior Constitution.
Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 04:44 PM (RBhj5)


In a flaming tire...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 04:47 PM (/9p9e)

457 Honestly. I am amazed that she didn't retire under Obama.

Three cancers and she gambled on Hillary!

I bet Hillary wanted her to stay on so Hillary! would have something to trade.

I bet it wasn't RBG's first choice. I bet it was Hillary!

It was Hillary! All along.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 04:48 PM (As6ZD)

458 To save some time. I know for a fact that the next nominee bought an abandoned industrial warehouse in Serbia.

Posted by: Jeff B at January 10, 2019 04:49 PM (+reo3)

459 25 You guys...she could be a lurker here..maybe we should be nicer to her.
Posted by: IC

That was so nice! Made me smile.

Dear Judge Ruth, get well soon and I blow a kiss for luck.

Posted by: Rasil B at January 10, 2019 04:51 PM (mwg8t)

460 I've heard down at the Monster and Death Pub that when you drain a target of their life energy, you get a bit of their personality. Is this true? I'm concerned I'll turn into a crotchety, bent over old lady that falls asleep at the drop of a SOTU speech. And who thinks Black people are a lesser race which is why they vote for abortion for all forever.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2019 04:55 PM (xyCFt)

461 RBG won't make it through the weekend. Bank on it.

Posted by: Dr. Woo at January 10, 2019 04:55 PM (uloIh)

462 Departing on Track 13; the Hell Bent for Leather Express.

All ABOARD!

Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2019 04:56 PM (xyCFt)

463 Posted by: pincorrect at January 10, 2019 04:46 PM (RbKWB)

HellBound Train by J. Giles.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2019 04:57 PM (xyCFt)

464 2 runs with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyXRjiO-oFE

Posted by: SomeWraithMixingSFTropes at January 10, 2019 05:03 PM (FhXTo)

465 But there was that video of her getting into a vehicle a couple of days ago. A beautiful sunny warm NY City morning. Light jacket weather if the video was any evidence.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 05:08 PM (1g7ch)

466 When RBG goes tits up (!),

I want them to take her body to the old 1930's Frankenstein set,

and try to resurrect her with a lightning strike.


Sure, she'll probably wind up looking like buck-toothed piece of burnt bacon, but-

that's more scientific (kinda, sorta) than any of the ideas her numbskull fans are floating.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2019 05:20 PM (9X624)

467 465
But there was that video of her getting into a vehicle a couple of days
ago. A beautiful sunny warm NY City morning. Light jacket weather if the
video was any evidence.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 05:08 PM (1g7ch)



Who knows? It's not even clear that she ever had melanoma, or what her pancreatic or colonic cancers were. This stuff is tea leaf reading.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 10, 2019 05:29 PM (CPk08)

468 Solutions!!

Get a sarcophagus built by the ancients!

Or get a Wraith to put more life into Ginsberg!! All you need is a Stargate and a ZPM!

(SG-1 / SG Atlantis references)

Or get Barnabas Collins to bite her!

Then she'd live forever, but could only attend night sessions of the Court.

Posted by: Anon at January 10, 2019 05:47 PM (yJy4c)

469 Fact-challenged AOC will claim that it is "unfair" for the Senate to get all the SCOTUS confirmations, and it should let the House "have its turn."

Posted by: Wethal at January 10, 2019 07:01 PM (3RspO)

470 > If it's a woman, what are they going to bring up, other than perhaps religion and/or going after the spouse and kids..


Once attended a Knights of Columbus fish fry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2019 08:52 PM (YLHN9)

471 That RBG is in ill health and may not last long is the very definition of "not news."

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 10, 2019 09:10 PM (q7IoS)

472 My Mom had dementia, shortly before she died she would do the same. Fall asleep in the middle of a visit, it is the way a body begins the dying process.Ruth Good or bad is dying slowly and like my Mom it will come out of the blue.She was 86.

Posted by: obsidian at January 12, 2019 10:58 AM (7+yqP)

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