Trump's First Prime Time Address at 9 PM Eastern Will Address Border Security and the Shutdown

C-SPAN plans a live feed when the speech begins.

The President will make the case for the need for border security -- which is pretty obvious, but the Democrats are counting on New Special Voters to carry them to victory, so it's suddenly not so obvious.

He is not expected to announce a national emergency to set the military to building the wall.

It will only be 8 minutes long.

CBS News will air the president's address, scheduled for 9 p.m. ET.

The president's remarks will run no longer than eight minutes, according to the White House. Mr. Trump is expected to address the partial shutdown, the border crisis and the deadline for federal workers' paychecks.

The White House is asking for $5.7 billion for the president's border wall, but Democrats have already indicated they won't give him funding for his border wall.

ON NOW.

CNN's Anderson Cooper Offers a "PREBUTTAL" to a Speech Not Yet Given.

andersoncooperprebuttal

I always love seeing the cucks kissing up to CNN and then telling us they're the Real Conservatives.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:44 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Ersatz at January 08, 2019 08:42 PM (zuVZw)

2 Second.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 08, 2019 08:42 PM (JUOKG)

3 'his' border wall? That's our border wall.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 08:42 PM (IMdOQ)

4 First!!!!

Posted by: Vermont Avenue at January 08, 2019 08:42 PM (+56GQ)

5 Roomy

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 08, 2019 08:42 PM (BrGNn)

6
Orange Man on TV Bad.

Posted by: CNN at January 08, 2019 08:42 PM (f1Vqw)

7 MAGA

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 08:43 PM (GBteo)

8 3 'his' border wall? That's our border wall.
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 08:42 PM (IMdOQ)

Well, I'm hoping it'll have Trump logo's all over it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 08:43 PM (GBteo)

9 Border Wall or Trump Tower South?

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 08:44 PM (/Z/Su)

10 Just surfing for the speech gets the front page of Google full of helpful headlines such as "critics demand fact checking of President's speech" etc etc etc

I guess when the focus groups showed that "racist racist" had burned out of all usefulness that "liar liar" tested the highest for generating the proper frame of mind for Two Minutes Hate.

I stand with our President.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 08, 2019 08:44 PM (SqopC)

11 Well, I'm hoping it'll have Trump logo's all over it.

I like it. Classy and luxurious, like we deserve, instead of ghetto cinder blocks.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 08:44 PM (IMdOQ)

12 Is anyone seeing my comments?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

13 I often wondered how the left could see George Bush as both stupid and evil. Well, they're demonstrating it quite well.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 08, 2019 08:45 PM (l9m7l)

14 Well, I'm hoping it'll have Trump logo's all over it.
-------------------------------------

Then it will have to be at least 30-40 feet tall.

The TRUMP logo is 20 feet tall.

Posted by: Boots at January 08, 2019 08:45 PM (e9omi)

15

ARE YOU READY TO RUMMMBBBBLLLLE?

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2019 08:45 PM (KCxzN)

16 12 Is anyone seeing my comments?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

I do

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 08:45 PM (/Z/Su)

17 Would love to see PDT go through a series of video clips introducing each with "Let's hear what Barack Obama had to say about a wall" ... and then each Clinton, and then Schumer, and then Reid, et. al.

Posted by: ShainS at January 08, 2019 08:45 PM (WqPYg)

18 And I intend to watch the "rebuttal" solely through these comments.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 08, 2019 08:45 PM (SqopC)

19 Can't see a word of them.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2019 08:45 PM (FTlwv)

20 A long dike of skulls would send the proper message to uninvited guests.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

21 By using themselves, I mean.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 08, 2019 08:45 PM (l9m7l)

22 Let's see how this goes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2019 08:45 PM (KNycr)

23 @10 yeah the Google results to find out what time it was had basically liberal blogs as a higher news source than foxnews which wasn't even on the first page.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 08, 2019 08:46 PM (gJJd+)

24 Grump, I'm seeing them.


They enrage me and I've contacted ace to have you perma-banned, but yeah, I'm seeing them.


(heh)

Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2019 08:46 PM (QDnY+)

25 There's a disturbance in the Force like a million moonbats crying out in disbelief and disappointment!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)

26 Would love to see PDT go through a series of video clips introducing each with "Let's hear what Barack Obama had to say about a wall" ... and then each Clinton, and then Schumer, and then Reid, et. al.

The Benghazi Broomstick treatment.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 08:46 PM (IMdOQ)

27 He needs to work in the phrase "Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 08:46 PM (m075u)

28 I like it. Classy and luxurious, like we deserve, instead of ghetto cinder blocks.
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 08:44 PM (IMdOQ)

Agreed. This wall needs to be super classy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 08:46 PM (GBteo)

29 Right about now they're moving Pelosi from her hyperbaric chamber and checking her earbud prompter.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 08, 2019 08:46 PM (SqopC)

30 Eight minutes of reading the names of Americans killed by illegals.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 08, 2019 08:46 PM (BrGNn)

31 Any chance he'll announce the Democrat Party will be prosecuted under the RICO statute?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 08:46 PM (pOk21)

32 I went to the webs today just to find out what time it's on.

CNN had a whole page of pre-fact-checking.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 08:46 PM (fuK7c)

33 methinks Grump is doing a live-blog reference here back to the good olde days of the liveblogging box.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 08:47 PM (GBteo)

34 Sounds sorta kinda anti-climatic, but we'll see I guess.


One thing's for sure - it will definitely energize the electorate and discussion around border security for the mid-terms next month.


Oh.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2019 08:47 PM (QDnY+)

35 You don't have to get high to be happy
Just think about what's in store
When people start doin' what they oughta to be doin'
They won't be booing no more
When a president goes through the white house doors
An' does what he says he'll do
We'll all be drinking that free bubble up
And eating that rainbow stew.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2019 08:47 PM (Z+IKu)

36 fuck the muthafucker fuckin fuck Trump fuck!

Posted by: Shitavarious Dindu Nuffins at January 08, 2019 08:47 PM (pw+jk)

37 Is anyone seeing my comments?
Posted by: Grump928(C)


You can't make me see them. Or hear them- La-la-la-la-la...

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 08:47 PM (IMdOQ)

38 I much prefer NOOD Kellyanne over NOOD Trump.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 08, 2019 08:47 PM (V7z6/)

39 CNN will have a Chyron carrying the whole thing in "sarc" quotes.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 08, 2019 08:47 PM (SqopC)

40 apropos of nothing, I want one of these, though it is ridiculously expensive

Hebrew War Hammer
http://bit.ly/2LXAWaC

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

41 PDT: "I've just ordered several thousand of these (holds up large alligator with its mouth taped shut) to fill the Rio Grand. And we're building the damned wall, bitches. Now, excuse me. I have a date with my wife."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

42 If they break into the last minutes of NCIS, my mom's gonna be seriously hacked off.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (Vgw1E)

43 Chuck Schumer's wet lecherous smile leads me to believe that Jim Accoster is just out of frame.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (kQs4Y)

44 CNN had a whole page of pre-fact-checking.

-
How'd they rate "Don Lemon is a blithering idiot"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (+y/Ru)

45
I stand corrected: looks like RSBN will have a live feed

tinyurl.com/yaqhezxc

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (KCxzN)

46 $5.7 billion


Withdrawing from Syria should provide plenty of funds.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (WNAuL)

47 I've waited a long time for a President who's not afraid to do what's right for the country over some special interest.
I'm still not sure it's possible.

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

48 Right Side Broadcasting is carrying it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryIhzFAAOgc

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

49 Top 50. Legally

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (7ZQe3)

50 Live feed on Fox here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJPj3Xw1DO0

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (pOk21)

51 Don Lemon will be giving the rebuttal for the Dems.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

52 PDT gets 8 mins, Chuck and Nancy get ???

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (6VCiI)

53 40 apropos of nothing, I want one of these, though it is ridiculously expensive

Hebrew War Hammer
http://bit.ly/2LXAWaC
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

that is very toxic in its masculinity, I'll give you that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (GBteo)

54 "You didn't build that."

No, I mean literally.

Posted by: Max Power at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (q177U)

55
I only asked for eight minutes in order to talk for three minutes and then to allow Schmuck and Nanzi time to clean up after soiling themselves.

In the meantime, "Knock, knock!"

"Whose there?"

"Not Hillary Clinton, who never will be your President."

...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

56 One of my alt-right conspiracy sites suggested saying a prayer for Trump before this speech. For those inclined, it might not be a bad idea.

Posted by: shibumi at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (OXL6p)

57 "his border wall"

Piss off, hacks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (IGLAk)

58 RBG will sleep through it.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (/Z/Su)

59 I love that they have announced it will be eight minutes. Need to get as many eyes and ears on him as possible.

Seven minutes would sound like it's gonna be too short to matter or provide enough info. Nine or longer would sound like it's probably gonna be boring. If you don't think this stuff is carefully considered (especially by GEOTUS), you are crazy.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (uEbPt)

60 "I've just signed legislation outlawing the Mexican Border. We begin bombing in 5 minutes."

Posted by: Spirit of Reagan at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (zuVZw)

61 If they break into the last minutes of NCIS, my mom's gonna be seriously hacked off.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (Vgw1E)

LOL. I was just thinking the same thing. A lot of pissed off old people on the East Coast tonight,

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 08, 2019 08:50 PM (xPl2J)

62 I have a stiff one in my hand, I'm ready for PDTs remarks.

uh, that didn't come out right.


Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2019 08:50 PM (9rIkM)

63 If I were Trump or his speechwriters I would simply start comparing the cost of the wall and the sums being spent on illegals and their children and end with "So where do you want you taxes to go?"

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 08:50 PM (hT1qM)

64 Uncle Chuck is going to have me give the rebuttal. God I hope I don't look too fuckable especially with my new neck tattoo.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 08, 2019 08:50 PM (pw+jk)

65 My best friend growing up said that when he heard his parents doing it, it lasted eight minutes.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 08:50 PM (JcXHH)

66 I've waited a long time for a President who's not afraid to do what's right for the country over some special interest.
I'm still not sure it's possible.
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

---------------

This is the only President in my lifetime that owe the donors nothing, and therefore is free to do the right thing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 08:50 PM (ffYR/)

67 Dear gawd. I pray Fox doesn't invite Jerry Rivers on to foam at the mouth and cry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

68 PDT gets 8 mins, Chuck and Nancy get ???

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM


Nancy get's 8 from Chuck. But it's 8mm. Nancy won't know the difference though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 08:50 PM (vmAQh)

69 apropos of nothing, I want one of these, though it is ridiculously expensive

Hebrew War Hammer
http://bit.ly/2LXAWaC
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

that is very toxic in its masculinity, I'll give you that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (GBteo)


I'd hold out for a Galil, they have a bottle opener built into the bipod hinge.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2019 08:51 PM (t+qrx)

70 RBG will sleep through it.

How many heartbeats today? Nod for one, blink for two.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 08:51 PM (IMdOQ)

71 RBG will sleep through it.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (/Z/Su)

Yeah, pushups can really wear you out.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 08, 2019 08:51 PM (xPl2J)

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 08:51 PM (pw+jk)

73 Have a scroll running showing all the Americans killed be illegals

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 08, 2019 08:51 PM (OOH1c)

74 With only an eight-minute speech, presumably Trump won't be using the word "I" a lot. Unlike...well, you know.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 08, 2019 08:51 PM (Vgw1E)

75 So, to watch on Fox, CSPAN, or...

MSNBC to hear the massive pants wetting?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 08:51 PM (fuK7c)

76 I want them to trot out again the greasy-lipped Kennedy spawn for the rebuttal.

Posted by: Ersatz at January 08, 2019 08:51 PM (zuVZw)

77 Stop with the terrorists angle. We get to decide who comes into our country. Full stop.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2019 08:52 PM (gC2IV)

78 I have Tucker Carlson on. Go Donald.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at January 08, 2019 08:52 PM (b6kHD)

79 I don't know. I would have gone with a seven minute speech. Seven is the key number.


And i would end it with "step into my office,.... because you're fucking fired."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 08:52 PM (LWu6U)

80 Saw some nonsense from Jonah Goldberg today where he claimed that Trump doesn't get to call this an emergency since the Republicans were feckless in doing anything about border security the last two years so how could it be an emergency now.

See how that works? Establishment was lazy and incompetent so Orange Man Bad now for trying to fix it. Logical thinking aint his strong suit.

Posted by: Boswell at January 08, 2019 08:52 PM (32YRo)

81 I saw a clip of Mike Pompeo today, saying he'd seen the speech. He chuckled and said something about it would create a stir or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

82 I am tingling with anticipation for the unhinged responses from our progressive betters

Posted by: Steve at January 08, 2019 08:52 PM (BD5wO)

83 What! Your mom doesn't have a DVR? What kind of worthless son/daughter are you?

Posted by: JAS at January 08, 2019 08:52 PM (3HNOQ)

84 " I'm here to let you know we are interdicting the southern border, the same way we did Normandy.
Kiss my ass mother fuckers."

Posted by: PDT at January 08, 2019 08:52 PM (LOq4H)

85 My best friend growing up said that when he heard his parents doing it, it lasted eight minutes.

They built a wall on the border in eight minutes?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2019 08:52 PM (IGLAk)

86 Dana Perino? Really?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

87 Grump that's a purty, skeery gun. Fair number of Tavors showing up at the range the last few months. Have never seen that one.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2019 08:53 PM (QDnY+)

88 I. Can't. Wait.

Roll Horde!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 08, 2019 08:53 PM (KB3MD)

89
I'm gonna laugh if the Golden Scalp Weasel says "Okay, you win. No wall. But I'm still asking for $5.7B for the border. To build great big concrete towers to hold all the high-tech monitoring devices."

And then build the towers horizontally.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2019 08:53 PM (+aReV)

90 If the illegals were natural future Republican votes, we'd already have a wall a mile high.

Posted by: Blutarski at January 08, 2019 08:53 PM (+Tibp)

91


http://ustv247.com/fox-news-live-stream-hd/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)

92 All of Obama's speeches would be under eight minutes if he eliminated all the stuttering, ahhhs, ummms, and eeeehhhhs.


Under two minutes eliminating I, me, my, and mine.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (pw+jk)

93 One less aircraft carrier would give us about 12-13 billion.

Wall , Aircraft Carrier ? Wall , Aircraft Carrier?


Okay both.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (2DOZq)

94 RBG will sleep through it.
Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (/Z/Su)


CNN will denounce him for disturbing their fierce warrior's sleepytime.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

95 " so how could it be an emergency now. "

I think you could make the case that wave after wave of "caravans" could be argued to make it a national emergency. But it's a tough case to make politically.

Posted by: Ersatz at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (zuVZw)

96 You can gut a lot of fish in 8 minutes.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (JS+tC)

97 Whaddaya bet the "democratic response" lasts longer than 8 minutes?

Posted by: Miklos, brevity, wit, etc at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (zCyNd)

98 90 If the illegals were natural future Republican votes, we'd already have a wall a mile high.
Posted by: Blutarski

"Golf clap"

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (LOq4H)

99 I'm gonna laugh if the Golden Scalp Weasel says "Okay, you win. No wall. But I'm still asking for $5.7B for the border. To build great big concrete towers to hold all the high-tech monitoring devices. to pay for all the sharks with fricking lasers on their heads."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (pOk21)

100 I hope Nan is off meds tonight. I love when she just freezes and loses her shit with her big botoxed eyes....If President Truman thinks we are going to approve the Marshall plan he is wrong! It's immoral to put a wall around Des Moines! We all like sugar cookies. I drove an Edsel once. I think we can do better as a nation. Flowers!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (vmAQh)

101 FUCK ALL Y'ALL!!

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (G3RO0)

102 If the illegals were natural future Republican votes, we'd already have a wall a mile high.
Posted by: Blutarski at January 08, 2019 08:53 PM (+Tibp)

----------------

For the Broncos?

Posted by: Undocumented at January 08, 2019 08:55 PM (iQKgg)

103 I stand with our President.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 08, 2019 08:44 PM (SqopC)
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#MeToo

Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 08, 2019 08:55 PM (U5tDi)

104 TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN.

Posted by: Donald the Barbarian at January 08, 2019 08:55 PM (m075u)

105 To appear presidential, Trump should spend some of his 8 minutes drinking water.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at January 08, 2019 08:55 PM (H5knJ)

106
Freshwater sharks and waterproof lasers are damned expensive...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2019 08:55 PM (+aReV)

107 One less aircraft carrier would give us about 12-13 billion.

A million fewer people on Federal welfare would give us that, and more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 08:55 PM (pOk21)

108
80 Saw some nonsense from Jonah Goldberg today where he claimed that Trump doesn't get to call this an emergency since the Republicans were feckless in doing anything about border security the last two years so how could it be an emergency now.


THOT Leader has spoken! No further thoughts are needed! You're welcome!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (pNxlR)

109 8 minutes is a long time, if you're my wife.

Posted by: Heeeyyoo at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (vmAQh)

110 56 One of my alt-right conspiracy sites suggested saying a prayer for Trump before this speech. For those inclined, it might not be a bad idea.
Posted by: shibumi at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (OXL6p)

Aliens?

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (tRLIC)

111 "This is the only President in my lifetime that owe the donors nothing, and therefore is free to do the right thing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 08:50 PM (ffYR/)"

-------------

I think everyone in DC is finally realising that this is a big effing deal.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (hT1qM)

112
I should have made popcorn

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (KCxzN)

113 RBG will sleep through it.



Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 08:49 PM (/Z/Su)

Yeah, pushups can really wear you out.


Posted by: Mark1971 at January 08, 2019 08:51 PM (xPl2J)

---
someone should tell her that pushing up daisy's is much less tiring, so she'll have moar energy for other things...

like standing on her head in boiling shit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (zJ7J0)

114 I think he's going to throw down a sword.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (/Z/Su)

115 PDT will announce the digging of the border canal. Naming Palp as canal Czar.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (BrGNn)

116 whitehouse.gov is streaming it live, too, i've read

Posted by: booknlass at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (xIKXj)

117 51 Don Lemon will be giving the rebuttal for the Dems.


While wearing a t-shirt saying "I party with Ed Buck!".

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (WNAuL)

118 Build a wall of flaming skulls!

Posted by: Toad-O at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (cct0t)

119 I should have made popcorn
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (KCxzN)

I went on a beer run a few hours ago just in case.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (GBteo)

120 PDT: "I've just ordered several thousand of these (holds up large alligator with its mouth taped shut) to fill the Rio Grand. And we're building the damned wall, bitches. Now, excuse me. I have a date with my wife."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)



Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (GbPPJ)

121 Eight minutes, eight inches. It is all good.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (pw+jk)

122 A million fewer people on Federal welfare would give us that, and more.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 08:55 PM (pOk21)


Always this. So much this.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesgnome at January 08, 2019 08:57 PM (IDosC)

123 Damn. Hannity has NOT aged well. He's wearing about 2" thick layer of makeup, and it is not helping.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 08, 2019 08:57 PM (rWZ8Y)

124 83 What! Your mom doesn't have a DVR? What kind of worthless son/daughter are you?
Posted by: JAS at January 08, 2019 08:52 PM (3HNOQ)


Hey, I'm only moderately worthless! And a DVR isn't gonna help if the network interrupts programming.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 08, 2019 08:57 PM (Vgw1E)

125 ABC has Clinton's butt boy introducing

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 08:57 PM (ePWRo)

126 104 TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN.
Posted by: Donald the Barbarian at January 08, 2019 08:55 PM (m075u)

Every boy by age 4 should have The Lord's Prayer and this memorized.

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 08:57 PM (tRLIC)

127
I think he's going to throw down a sword.
Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (/Z/Su)







Or a gauntlet.

One cliche to keep in mind: Rattling a saber is noisy, drawing it isn't.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2019 08:57 PM (+aReV)

128 51 Don Lemon will be giving the rebuttal for the Dems.


While wearing a t-shirt saying "I party with Ed Buck!".
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 08:56 PM (WNAuL)

Hilarious

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 08:57 PM (/Z/Su)

129 So far, nothing on anywhere that I can find. ??

Posted by: Peaches at January 08, 2019 08:57 PM (14URa)

130 Trump up

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 08:57 PM (Izzlo)

131 99 I'm gonna laugh if the Golden Scalp Weasel says "Okay, you win. No wall. But I'm still asking for $5.7B for the border. To build great big concrete towers to hold all the high-tech monitoring devices. to pay for all the sharks with fricking lasers on their heads."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 08:54 PM (pOk21)


"A Mr. Zod has been in touch with me and he has been very persuasive with his idea of a glue strip spanning the length of the border."

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2019 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

132 Jane:

Missed you on the last thread... I'm glad they caught those ba$tards and hope they catch any others involved as well. Praying for peace and comfort for you, hubby and family, and for swift justice for the evil slime who did this. {{{hugs}}}

Posted by: IrishEi at January 08, 2019 08:58 PM (NtglE)

133 ustv247.com has all the network and cable channels that you could ever want, streaming for your pleasure.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 08, 2019 08:58 PM (FTlwv)

134 Looks like a signing book on the desk.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2019 08:58 PM (9L2du)

135 And here we GO!

Posted by: Ersatz at January 08, 2019 08:58 PM (zuVZw)

136 Just got home and I have CNN on the computer,

Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2019 08:58 PM (nonGu)

137 Here we go, Trump up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 08:58 PM (ffYR/)

138 Willowed Bahed but PDT-foreigner related...

So PDJT is resigning tonight? From the UN?
-----
Or telling the EU to 'bite me'?

"EU furious after Trump administration quietly demotes European ambassador's diplomatic status..." and more:
https://tinyurl.com/yaonhnu2

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2019 08:58 PM (Evws/)

139 Illegal MIGRATION is right. Those aren't immigrants. They are migrants.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 08:58 PM (G3RO0)

140 GAAAAAH, Shep.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2019 08:58 PM (IGLAk)

141 Hey, I called it - A red, white & blue striped tie

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 08:58 PM (Izzlo)

142 Dammit. I forgot to watch Morning Joke today. Joe is a big Alabama supporter, isn't he?

tee hee

I hope he and Beavis are in fine form tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

143 MEIN FUHRER, I CAN VALK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dr Strangelove at January 08, 2019 08:59 PM (9HuGt)

144 OK, here we go. Watching the C-SPAN feed.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

145 What are the badges behind Trump on our left?

Also he's speaking too quickly.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 08:59 PM (GbPPJ)

146 Damn he looks good sitting at that desk.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 08:59 PM (/Z/Su)

147 That's a lot of math!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 08:59 PM (G3RO0)

148 talkin' 'bout drugs now.... hmm...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 08:59 PM (GBteo)

149 I think you could make the case that wave after wave of "caravans" could be argued to make it a national emergency. But it's a tough case to make politically.

Posted by: Ersatz

Sure, but the feckless nature of the Republican party and the establishment isn't a good reason for not doing anything now. I believe Trump always wanted to do something about it, gave Congress amble time to propose something, got nothing, and decided it needed to get done after festering for two years.

Posted by: Boswell at January 08, 2019 08:59 PM (32YRo)

150 It doesn't matter what he builds. The next Democrat president will cut it down. Celebrities and local blue-state politicians will come don welders' goggles and take a crack at it themselves, and posture heroically about how this is just like when the Berlin Wall came down, and about how proud they are to destroy this symbol of evil and division.
You know perfectly damned well this is going to happen. Stop pretending.

Posted by: Phil Ossiferz Stone at January 08, 2019 08:59 PM (y9e25)

151 Seven is the key number.

Eight is lucky in Chinese, thus proving collusion.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 08:59 PM (gHCnG)

152 The nice thing about Trump's tweets and combative attitude is that when he sits down and puts on a serious face, you know he means it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (SgjGX)

153 Illegals shouldn'[t be returned to their home countries. They should just be dumped back across the border with Mexico. They made their way there let them make their own way back to wherever they are supposed to be. And fvck Mexico.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (U96rM)

154 TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR CUCKS.


Posted by: Donald the Barbarian at January 08, 2019 08:55 PM (m075u)

---
FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (zJ7J0)

155 16
12 Is anyone seeing my comments?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

No.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (UFgOG)

156 Once he wraps up, he'll using the remaining time to do an ad for Munsingwear.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (m075u)

157 Vicious coyotes! Racissssst!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

158 114 I think he's going to throw down a sword.
Posted by: ALH

Gauntlet dammit! Gauntlet! You get more style points!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (LOq4H)

159 Positioning this as protecting women and children.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (pOk21)

160 90% of heroin comes from Mexico? I doubt that.

Still. He's all in on something if he's pushing this hard.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (ZBAy+)

161 Democrats - the party of drug overdoses, murder, rape and human trafficking.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

162 No food for you!

Posted by: Comrade Sanders at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (SkuXa)

163 The wall is a dog whistle for collusion with Russia.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (G3RO0)

164 Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (LOq4H)

Whatever.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (/Z/Su)

165 Bet he had to negotiate time with the networks in order to secure all three of the majors.

He's making a legal argument.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (ePWRo)

166 Positioning this as protecting women and children.

And minority citizens.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (m075u)

167 Keep the drugs, human smugglers out!

Posted by: Well, Duh! at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (eNHDE)

168 I still, really, really want to see him use an alligator as a prop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

169 Vicious coyotes! Racissssst!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Divine spark.

Posted by: Blutarski at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (+Tibp)

170 And I don't care if the illegals were the nicest, calmest, most docile people on the planet. THey still have no right to be here. No Right. Period. End of story.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (U96rM)

171 He's using their own game against them! Trump you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Heeeyyoo at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (vmAQh)

172 153 Illegals shouldn'[t be returned to their home countries. They should just be dumped back across the border with Mexico. They made their way there let them make their own way back to wherever they are supposed to be. And fvck Mexico.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (U96rM)


After they work on the wall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (pOk21)

173 146 Damn he looks good sitting at that desk.
Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 08:59 PM (/Z/Su)

*sploosh*, you meant to say?

It's like the ettes are going soft.

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (tRLIC)

174 the safest ever. believe me, believe me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (GBteo)

175 Go Donald Go.

Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (nonGu)

176 aw some nonsense from Jonah Goldberg today where he claimed that Trump doesn't get to call this an emergency since the Republicans were feckless in doing anything about border security the last two years so how could it be an emergency now.

See how that works? Establishment was lazy and incompetent so Orange Man Bad now for trying to fix it. Logical thinking aint his strong suit.

Posted by: Boswell at January 08, 2019 08:52 PM (32YRo)



That dipshit former congressman Joe Walsh said the exact same thing. He also said if Trump declared it an emergency he'll be acting like a king

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (SiINZ)

177 162 No food for you!
Posted by: Comrade Sanders at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (SkuXa)


Food is like comedy. Many of you will not get it....


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (/9p9e)

178 Children and women are the biggest victims of the system.

Preach it, Mr. President.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (ZBAy+)

179 90% of heroin comes from Mexico? I doubt that.

Still. He's all in on something if he's pushing this hard.
Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (ZBAy+)


I would assume that means they are moved through South America and Mexico even if not originating from there.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (SgjGX)

180 169 Vicious coyotes! Racissssst!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Divine spark.
Posted by: Blutarski at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (+Tibp)


We don't use the electric chair anymore.

Pity, really.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (pOk21)

181 Build the wall.

I never wanted it but the laws in place are not being enforced so it needs to be built.

It's really the Democrats wall.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (NLLmE)

182 160 90% of heroin comes from Mexico? I doubt that.

Still. He's all in on something if he's pushing this hard.
Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (ZBAy+)

Comes through Mexico.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (2DOZq)

183 But I like heroi...........

Posted by: Capital L Libertarian at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (SkuXa)

184 Make it tough, because a wall would make a fine backstop for municipal rifle ranges.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (cfSLd)

185 I'm folding clothes in my underwear if anybody cares...

*Where's my prince Avenetti to save me?*

Posted by: Stormy "Remember Me?" Daniels at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (Ta69/)

186 I like how he linked the uptick in illegal immigration to the booming economy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (kQs4Y)

187 160 90% of heroin comes from Mexico? I doubt that.

Still. He's all in on something if he's pushing this hard.
Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (ZBAy+)

It comes through Mexico. Why risk a port when you can just walk it across?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (jp0Bv)

188 And it should be 1000 feet high.
No fuck that, 2000 feet.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (G3RO0)

189 Making a good case so far.

I can hear the dims already: "You don't really care about these things!"

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (p0nVR)

190 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete? Because I sure don't.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (GbPPJ)

191 Heh. "At the request of Democrats, it will be a steel barrier rather than a concrete one."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

192 After they work on the wall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (pOk21)


Ha! Make them build it from the other side.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (U96rM)

193 see the update

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (PbpT7)

194 182 160 90% of heroin comes from Mexico? I doubt that.

Still. He's all in on something if he's pushing this hard.
Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (ZBAy+)

Comes through Mexico.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (2DOZq)


The giant penis of third world disease comes through Mexico...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (/9p9e)

195 170 And I don't care if the illegals were the nicest, calmest, most docile people on the planet. THey still have no right to be here. No Right. Period. End of story.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (U96rM)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (pOk21)

196 Looks like paid dnc trolls are here tonight. Must be in panic over trump

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (SVPcU)

197
Very sober, basic speech so far.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (mblbk)

198 Common sense! Paid buy new trade bill.

Posted by: Well, Duh! at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (eNHDE)

199 Comes through Mexico.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (2DOZq)

Even then. I imagine a huge amount comes from Afghanistan alone.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (ZBAy+)

200 185 I'm folding clothes in my underwear if anybody cares...

*Where's my prince Avenetti to save me?*
Posted by: Stormy "Remember Me?" Daniels at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (Ta69/)

Shut up, bitch!

Posted by: CPL Avenatti at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

201 Setting up Nancy and Chuck.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (m075u)

202 I still, really, really want to see him use an alligator as a prop.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)


What? You didn't see it?

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesgnome at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (IDosC)

203
This all sounds like the wind-up so far.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (mblbk)

204 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete? Because I sure don't.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (GbPPJ)


My guess is that the idea of a steel barrier plays well with Pennsylvania. It's a lot of steel.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (SgjGX)

205 More will die this year from drug ODs than were killed in Vietnam.

Damn

Build the wall.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (ePWRo)

206 Ha! Make them build it from the other side.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (U96rM)


Of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (pOk21)

207 Sweep the leg, The Don...sweep the leg!

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (cF8AT)

208 Calling Schumer out.

Sic em

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (/Z/Su)

209 CNN's Anderson Cooper Offers a "PREBUTTAL" to a Speech Not Yet Given.




Sounds gay

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (SiINZ)

210 There is the word 'butt' in prebuttal.
Cooper likes that.

Posted by: Wontsubmit at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (122Gu)

211 Talking about women and children, drugs etc. Using their own game against them. Calling out Schmoomer's past words. Fucking perfect!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (vmAQh)

212 Nice wordplay: "barrier". "Common sense". "physical barrier". "Security"

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (4ZE6o)

213 I miss having my President sashay into the Oval Office.



Said no one ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

214 Steel barrier, eh.

Not quite concrete, but this has been talked about before.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (ZBAy+)

215 196 Looks like paid dnc trolls are here tonight. Must be in panic over trump
Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (SVPcU)


Trolling indicates the Left's panic over having totally lost an argument in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (/9p9e)

216 Big steel uprights are better to impale severed heads upon

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (Izzlo)

217 I like how he linked the uptick in illegal immigration to the booming economy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes



I kind of mashed it up with his other message and thought it's because we have more money to buy drugs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (fuK7c)

218 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete? Because I sure don't.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (GbPPJ)

No, as long as it has machine guns.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (V7z6/)

219 Here it comes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (pOk21)

220 K.A.S.A.KEEP AMERICA SAFE AGAIN

Posted by: DDMeow at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (i+517)

221 182 160 90% of heroin comes from Mexico? I doubt that.

Still. He's all in on something if he's pushing this hard.
Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (ZBAy+)

Comes through Mexico.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (2DOZq)

Phrasing.

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (tRLIC)

222 Dems won't support National security.

Posted by: Well, Duh! at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (eNHDE)

223 Anderson Cooper's white fox look lends credence to his severely conservative common sense commentary.

Posted by: David French at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (SkuXa)

224
Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete? Because I sure don't.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (GbPPJ)

=======
The power of AND.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (pw+jk)

225 black tar heroin comes from Mexico, and it ALL moves through there...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (zJ7J0)

226 "At the request of Democrats, it will be a steel barrier rather than a concrete one."

Well, let's just say rebar is made of steel...

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (cfSLd)

227 Walls around the houses of wealthy politicians!

Posted by: Beltway Elite at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (b6kHD)

228 We can do this in a 45 minute meeting. Daaaammmmnnnn.

And here comes the hey the people saying the wall is immoral have walls.

Double damn on the because they love the people in the walls.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (GbPPJ)

229 OOoooooh...hitting Nancy on the wall around her house!

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (cF8AT)

230 Now he's gettin' down to bidness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

231 Call them out, Don, don't give them any slack.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (/Z/Su)

232 Turning their BS back against them. I love it.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (afjNA)

233 Yes! Call out the wealthy left who have walls around their own homes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (kQs4Y)

234
Big steel uprights are better to impale severed heads upon

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM


This guy. He gets it.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (KCxzN)

235 I want border security as much as the rest of you, but let's be real; it'll never be built. Trump can't get it passed, so we should just accept reality.

Posted by: Never Before Seen AoS Commenter at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (Vgw1E)

236 Hah! Suck it, gated community hypocrites!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (NWiLs)

237 214 Steel barrier, eh.

Not quite concrete, but this has been talked about before.
Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:03 PM (ZBAy+)


With a 2,500 mile border, you are going to have different conditions requiring different construction. Not a problem with me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (/9p9e)

238 Bottom line: Democrats are traitors. Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (pOk21)

239 Bring It. Wall to protect those inside the wall.

Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (nonGu)

240 There are steel slat fences in El Paso and Mexicans climb them in about 10 seconds. There are videos of it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (G3RO0)

241 Wanna see my prebuttal?

Posted by: We are real news at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (Uj7SU)

242 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete? Because I sure don't.

I favor a wall of rabid squirrels with herpes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (m075u)

243 with a hammer, guys. A HAMMER!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (GBteo)

244 Illegal alien. No "immigrant". Calling spades spades.

Posted by: Roscoe at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (A8isT)

245 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete? Because I sure don't.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (GbPPJ)

No, as long as it has machine guns.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (V7z6/)



And flamethrowers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (SiINZ)

246 They don't deal walls because they hate people on the outside!

Ahahhahaha!!

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (ZBAy+)

247 236 Hah! Suck it, gated community hypocrites!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (NWiLs)


Outlaw gated communities.

You take your chances just like everyone else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (pOk21)

248 Tell it like it is, Donaldus Maximus!!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (W+kMI)

249 Trump is busting on criminal illegals.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (9uM86)

250 The fact checkers are breaking sound barriers with their keystrokes.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (4ZE6o)

251 Lol. "Wealthy politicians'" walls...

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesgnome at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (IDosC)

252 Talking about the victims and their families.


RASISSSSSST!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (ptqGC)

253 220 K.A.S.A.KEEP AMERICA SAFE AGAIN
Posted by: DDMeow at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (i+517)


Me KASA et su KASA???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (/9p9e)

254 We love the people inside the walls, then the list of crimes committed by illegal aliens. So sad. So terrible.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (b6kHD)

255 He's not going to declare legal authority.


He's going to shame the Dems and force Nancy to stick her ass into the alligator's mouth.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (ePWRo)

256 I'm watching on You-Tube ... four times it has cut out briefly ... keeps happening ...

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (Cus5s)

257 "They don't build walls because they hate the people on the outside, but because they love the people on the inside."

BOOM.

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

258 Oh crap, he's going there.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (Vgw1E)

259 "No right to be in our country"

That's the line to pound home.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (U96rM)

260 Fuck, rock and roll Mr. PRESIDENT!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (LOq4H)

261
NO RIGHT TO BE IN OUR COUNTRY

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (mblbk)

262 Murdered roll call

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (QLvwG)

263 >>It will only be 8 minutes long


I tell all the girls this exact same lie.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (m0ex2)

264 Steel Slats

Meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLVdi14ECCc

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (G3RO0)

265 I'm literally shaking.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (m075u)

266 outrageous. you tube's cutting out the sound, allowing it to freeze.

maddening.

Posted by: booknlass at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (xIKXj)

267 He's trying so hard to not ad lib. It's kind of adorable.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (GbPPJ)

268 MS13 - spark of divinity!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

269 246 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete? Because I sure don't.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (GbPPJ)

No, as long as it has machine guns.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (V7z6/)



And flamethrowers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (SiINZ)

And pits filled with Australian horror spiders

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (Izzlo)

270 209 CNN's Anderson Cooper Offers a "PREBUTTAL" to a Speech Not Yet Given.

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Is he announcing his sponsorship of a new line of lubes?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (CHi6V)

271 Call your HOR and senators especially if they are demofascists. It is what is needed after this address of national security.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (pw+jk)

272 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete? Because I sure don't.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (GbPPJ)

No, as long as it has machine guns.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (V7z6/)



And flamethrowers
Posted by: TheQuietMan


And 100,000 volts.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (9uM86)

273 Trump tells new lie.

Only 87.6% of heroin comes via Mexico.

Posted by: WaPo fact checkers at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (Evws/)

274
Great minds, Primordial.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (mblbk)

275
I saw Steel Slats open for Iron Maiden at the Forum in '91.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (/9p9e)

276 Hit back at them with true sob stories.

Right out of the Dem playbook.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (4ZE6o)

277 I want a wall with Canada to keep Trudeau and the hosers out.

But mostly Trudeau.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (NLLmE)

278 263 >>It will only be 8 minutes long


I tell all the girls this exact same lie.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (m0ex2)

Braggart.....

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (cF8AT)

279 Don Lemon is crying now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

280 And that's it.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (Izzlo)

281 f I were Trump or his speechwriters I would simply start comparing the cost of the wall and the sums being spent on illegals and their children and end with "So where do you want you taxes to go?"
Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 08:50 PM (hT1qM)

That's what I was thinking today. Something like: "We work for you. You, the taxpayer, pay for everything in this country. You have spoken loudly and clearly that one thing you want is the wall. Your representatives, whether republican or democrat, should respect you enough to do what you want. Just once."

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (XROPS)

282 And flamethrowers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (SiINZ)

And pits filled with Australian horror spiders
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (Izzlo)


What, no claymores??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (pOk21)

283 That's it PDT, read some choice excerpts from the illegal alien rap sheet-- it's a mile long.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (6Jh/O)

284 So it's been 11 minutes so far.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (GBteo)

285 WOW

Posted by: Majolica at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (L/iaS)

286 Democrats, you have blood on your hands. Gallons upon gallons.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

287 @272: "And 100,000 volts."

And sharks with lasers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (I/iGu)

288 The wall is going to be made of sluts?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (xPl2J)

289 Bitch please!!

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (G3RO0)

290 Nice job Donny.

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (OAlmw)

291
No 'Fuck Jim Acosta'? Disappointed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (m075u)

292
Big steel uprights are better to impale severed heads upon

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM


the RSBN feed is solid

https://tinyurl.com/yaqhezxc

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (KCxzN)

293 Are the watch towers along the wall going to have CNN on their cable service?
If so, why?

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (FUJZT)

294 With a 2,500 mile border, you are going to have different conditions requiring different construction. Not a problem with me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 09:05 PM (/9p9e)

We will see if we get a barrier at all.

I do love this list of illegal immigrant crimes. Wish Trump would tie the NYT covering the Great White Defendant hunt to complete blackout of illegals.

I like his focus on souls. It makes it quite clear that this isn't just about bodies and minds.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (ZBAy+)

295 Short and sweet.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (afjNA)

296 Trump made a lot of emotional appeals. I think it was a good tactic. Especially the drugs, human trafficing and murders.

Posted by: shibumi at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (OXL6p)

297 Anderson Cooper is a God. Like literally Adonis.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (SkuXa)

298 Sounds like the lunatics are protesting at the white house, lol

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (G3RO0)

299 "So help me God" at the end blew it out of the park.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (hT1qM)

300 Now we hear from the faggot Shep.

"Undocumented immigrant" --> "wetback"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (pOk21)

301 288 The wall is going to be made of sluts?
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (xPl2J)


The Sandra Fluke Rest Stop at Milepost 69.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (/9p9e)

302 I'm literally shaking.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (m075u)



Try turning down the power on the vibrator jammed up your ass.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (SiINZ)

303 CBS fucking up, reporter off mike...lol

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (LOq4H)

304 Come at me, Jose.

Posted by: Steel Slatsssss at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (/tuJf)

305 And pits filled with Australian horror spiders
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (Izzlo)

I think Australian spiders are all horror spiders.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (NWiLs)

306 Checkmate bishes!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (QLvwG)

307 He forgot to finish with, "Now, I have a date with my hot wife."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

308 299 "So help me God" at the end blew it out of the park.
Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (hT1qM)


Yep.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (pOk21)

309 Short and sweet.

Posted by: JAS at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (3HNOQ)

310 Let AC take the spend the night on the border with MS 13 challenge. Of course no security allowed. Oh yes...all dark surrounded by those hunky viejos. As obola used to say..."si se puede."

Posted by: JustN at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (qGc8T)

311 @190 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete? Because I sure don't.
----------------

Would concrete handle weather better?

Posted by: junior at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (Fp6vo)

312 Wow, that was powerful.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (Vgw1E)

313
It's a speech to tell us he's going to have a meeting tomorrow, and we've got to call our reps and make the meeting come out right.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (mblbk)

314 Shit, that was fast!

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (ZBAy+)

315 >> I'm literally shaking.


You are welcome.

Posted by: Magic Fingers at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (m0ex2)

316 284 So it's been 11 minutes so far.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (GBteo)

he said it would be 8 minutes - TRUMP LIES AGAIN!!!

Posted by: This is CNN at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (Izzlo)

317 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete?

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I'll bet Cemex does.

Posted by: Undocumented at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (iQKgg)

318 And flamethrowers


Alex has a day job. She can't spend all her time on the border.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (fuK7c)

319 FACT CHECKERS, GO, FLY LIKE THE WIND.

Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (nonGu)

320 He did good.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesgnome at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (IDosC)

321 He forgot to finish with, "Now, I have a date with my hot wife."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (ptqGC)


It's implied.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (t+qrx)

322 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete? Because I sure don't.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:02 PM (GbPPJ)



No, as long as it has machine guns.



Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (V7z6/)







And flamethrowers

Posted by: TheQuietMan





And 100,000 volts.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (9uM86)

===
And Bouncing Bettys.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (pw+jk)

323 Shep Smith needs to go away. That's all I will trust myself to say.

Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (U5tDi)

324 Short and sweet.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (afjNA)


That's what she said!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (QLvwG)

325 I don't think I can stomach Palsi and Schemer.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (NWiLs)

326 Can't hardly wait to hear which quote from the Bible Pelousi will use to try to shame all Christians and Jews in favor of a barrier. In prep, I'm removing all throwable-items from reach of my TV chair.

Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (AMIL/)

327 I took "So help me God" as a threat.

I hope The Orange Man meant it that way.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (9rIkM)

328 297 Anderson Cooper is a God. Like literally Adonis.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (SkuXa)


Wait - God and Adonis are worried about catching AIDS?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (pOk21)

329 If I were Trump or his speechwriters I would simply start comparing the cost of the wall and the sums being spent on illegals and their children and end with "So where do you want you taxes to go?"
---

Yeah, but remember, a lot of Democrats don't pay taxes at all, so they don't worry about it. "Rich Republicans" will be punished and can pay for everything.

Posted by: shibumi at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (OXL6p)

330 Posted by: Never Before Seen AoS Commenter

Your reasoning and statistics have completely persuaded me. Do you perhaps have a new sletter?



Just dropped in here in the 230s, while listening to the President. "Took an oath to defend this country, and that is what I will always do. Thank you. God bless you. And Good Night." Boom.

The White House YouTube channel is my go-to.

Posted by: mindful webworker - whoops - it's over already at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (KonSd)

331 261
NO RIGHT TO BE IN OUR COUNTRY
==========
EXACTLY!!!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (W+kMI)

332
They're fact-checking it at CNN.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (mblbk)

333 Fill the moat with basically any animal from Australia.

Should work.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (NLLmE)

334 Too short! The Donald should have hammered them some more! Then again, after the Fidel Castro like long harangues of the Commiecrats, maybe short and sweet is the way...

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (cTtYG)

335 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete?

If it's electrified? Then steel is acceptable.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (1+J19)

336 i heard about 4 sentences. the last one was thank you and good night. my computer froze up while i was watching fox news (after the feed froze with President Trump looking like he was going to hurl.)

had to reboot, then watched whitehouse which used youtube, which cut out the sound.


feh

Posted by: booknlass at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (xIKXj)

337 Fox is not running the Dem response.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (/Z/Su)

338 Alex has a day job. She can't spend all her time on the border.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (fuK7c)


Flamethrower turrets controlled remotely via a website. $2.99 a minute.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (SgjGX)

339 steel barrier, concrete, either is fine though bounty would be lots cheaper.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (MTjB1)

340 Don Lemon's ass will need a Maxipad after this schlonging by The Man.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (FUJZT)

341 314 Shit, that was fast!
Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:08 PM (ZBAy+)

That's what she said!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (NWiLs)

342 The wall is going to be made of sluts?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (xPl2J)




Sandy Fluke: Where do I sign up?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (SiINZ)

343 We've placed mines at different points along the border. Guess where? Thank you and good night.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (vmAQh)

344 "I do love this list of illegal immigrant crimes. Wish Trump would tie the NYT covering the Great White Defendant hunt to complete blackout of illegals."

-----------//

The real culprits are in Congress and he was right to concentrate on them.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (hT1qM)

345 >>Anderson Cooper is a God. Like literally Adonis.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg
Hey, try not to get my penis all sloppy wet like you usually do.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (2cuLk)

346 I got hit with sudden work. What's he saying?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (4ErVI)

347 I thought it was pretty pedestrian, and will change few minds. I did like the reference to Obama's wall.

Posted by: pep at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (T6t7i)

348 288 The wall is going to be made of sluts?
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (xPl2J)

Stormy needs work. Got to pay back Trump somehow

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (Izzlo)

349 Our internal poll shows 100% of the public hates Orange man and walls

Posted by: CNN at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (G3RO0)

350 "smart technology"

Snipers? Claymores? Anti-personnel mines? What?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (pOk21)

351 291
No 'Fuck Jim Acosta'? Disappointed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:07 PM (m075u)
---
Ha! That would have been sweet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (kQs4Y)

352 The Wall is to protect brown people from Trump's raccizm!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (m075u)

353 Thirteen mile extraterritorial jurisdiction is the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (ePWRo)

354 188 And it should be 1000 feet high.
No fuck that, 2000 feet.

no, 1776 feet

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (LWu6U)

355 OK, they just look silly sharing a podium.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (Izzlo)

356 Here come the liars

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (/Z/Su)

357 264 Steel Slats

Meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLVdi14ECCc
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (G3RO0)

That's not what will be built.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

358 Damn fine speech. I would love to be able to thank President Trump for his service, in person.

Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (V+bdf)

359 No comments on Anderson Cooper calling his own silly words (not that I have or will read or listen to them) a "prebuttal"? The etymology of this ugly neologism is transparent: when you can't wait for the actual evidence to judge what someone is going to say, you're acting like an asshole ("butt") beforehand ("pre-"), which makes it a "prebuttal".

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (sPgZ5)

360 Does anyone care if the wall is steel or concrete? Because I sure don't.
Posted by: alexthechick


I'd prefer sentient nanite graphine, but at this point I don't care.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2019 09:10 PM (ZejZP)

361 Heeeeere's Nancy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

362 Deuling douchebags.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (/tuJf)

363 O
M
G

This is like a horror show response!

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (cF8AT)

364 Nancy and Chuck look like corpses.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (G3RO0)

365 To be fair, sometimes we have walls because we don't want people we love to escape...

Posted by: Ed Buck at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (1+J19)

366 Misinformation and malice!!!!! And fear!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

367 Racist bastard said "illegal alien" numerous times!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (+y/Ru)

368 Pelosi starts out with an outright lie.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (N5dam)

369 Boris and Natasha

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (9HuGt)

370 I wish Trump would've addressed the lefty groups from the US who go down there and organize the caravans and recruit people to come north. Too many people are not aware of the left's coordination and funding of the invasion of our country.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (zmIJL)

371 OK, we don't need a wall. But we'll need 5 billion for a palisade. There's your compromise.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (jp0Bv)

372 Pelosi just got some new botox injections, didn't she?

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (Izzlo)

373


Andi Cooper pulled himself away from anal sex and shoving things up his ass long enough to act all serious?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (z8c2c)

374 288 The wall is going to be made of sluts?--------------------------------------------

,,....


Hehehehe

Posted by: Beavis at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (MAstk)

375 And heeeeeres Chuck and his ventriloquist dummy...

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (2shuf)

376 I loved it when President Trump said, "GET. THIS. DONE. NOW."

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (XKZwp)

377 Loosen your tie, Chuck.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (m0ex2)

378 Nancy wants the shut down over. No response to all the facts laid out by Trump.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (/Z/Su)

379 Budget crisis.

Shared lectern.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (8ZmvG)

380 I'm done with everything.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (pgXNG)

381 MALICE?

Posted by: Ersatz at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (zuVZw)

382 I wouldn't mind just marking the border with a couple of rows of gympie-gympie. Very cheap and very effective.

A few dozen might come through those hedges but that would be it. No one after would even think of trying to breach that.

And I would deport people by making them walk back out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (U96rM)

383 Christ, now Pelosi is holding the Democrats out as fiscal hawks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (pOk21)

384 Schumer is ready to kill...Pelosi better watch out.

Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (AMIL/)

385 SNL cold open ??

Posted by: Majolica at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (L/iaS)

386 NBC network talking heads -- not MSNBC -- actually seem a little nervous in the post-address remarks.

Oh dear God! Someone used the Simpsons makeup shotgun on Pelosi!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (I/iGu)

387 Thank GOD, Palsi is doing this.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (pw+jk)

388 298 Sounds like the lunatics are protesting at the white house, lol


Daily occurrence. Meh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (WNAuL)

389 Schumer's leering stare - OMG.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (Izzlo)

390 I would give a thousand dollars for Schumer to sip water while Nancy talks.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (jp0Bv)

391 Oh geez, those two! My husband just burst out laughing looking at them before they even said a word.

Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (U5tDi)

392 Blink Nancy, Blink

Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (nonGu)

393 Somebody must have robbed the Wax Museum to get these two fucks doing the alleged response to POTUS.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (FUJZT)

394 Did a quick scan of Fox, CNN, and MSNBC.

Absolutely no one on either side is changing their minds.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (fuK7c)

395 369 Boris and Natasha

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (9HuGt)



I give this comment a 9.1

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (NLLmE)

396 WTF is wrong with Palsi's eyes?

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (9L2du)

397 Ever seen Shumer without his schoolmarm glasses before, ever?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (8ZmvG)

398 Schumer looks like an Addams Family cast member with one eye smaller than the other.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (I/iGu)

399 Not gonna watch the grinning death's head give her rebuttal.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (kQs4Y)

400 >>>Fox is not running the Dem response.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (/Z/Su)


Good for them.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (ePWRo)

401 I've seen corpses that look better than Schumer.

They might as well as wheeled out RBG to give this speech.

Posted by: Ersatz at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (zuVZw)

402 381 MALICE?
Posted by: Ersatz at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (zuVZw)


IKR

Posted by: Majolica at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (L/iaS)

403 372 Pelosi just got some new botox injections, didn't she?
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (Izzlo)

Spackle. And duct tape.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (2shuf)

404 Chucky's Polident must not be working. That or he has one of SanFranNan's pubes stuck in his gums.

Posted by: Bert G at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (OMsf+)

405 Not a great speech, but not bad.

The problem is, it is hard to make an argument *for* a wall since there is NO argument against one.

How do you justify needing something so obvious. It is like saying that people need to eat. countries need borders.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (LWu6U)

406 What the fuck is wrong with Chuck's left eye?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (/tuJf)

407 The amount of effort that is going into rebutting the President's speech is going to be insane compared to the quick jabs that were in it.

To me, it sounded like a warning. You have walls protecting you from our problems? Guess again, gated communities. I think he put it across that he will go as far as it takes.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (ZBAy+)

408 And the MFM immediately begins "fact checking" the President. Did these assholes ever fact check Mr. Obama?

Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (e85YI)

409 I wish Trump would have said "Until we start protecting the American people, no graft will flow."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (m075u)

410 I cant imagine any centrist voter watching Nancy and agreeing with her.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (G3RO0)

411 Nancy got her Botox shots today, looks like.

Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (U5tDi)

412
Dem response is about the shutdown.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (mblbk)

413 338 Colorado Alex In Exile

Wall would turn a profit in the first year. Me likey!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

414 Sorry, but Pelosi looks and sounds like a fucking corpse. Interesting times.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (wxZSX)

415


How about we tear down allt he borders, and have no country anymore, will that work for the idiot progs?

Good grief those idiots.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (z8c2c)

416 shorter pelosi: orange man bad

Posted by: Anachronda at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (w2xGx)

417 The Women and Children are props.

Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (nonGu)

418 Oh dear God! Someone used the Simpsons makeup shotgun on Pelosi!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (I/iGu)

Great, now I have to get my cold cream gun!

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (Izzlo)

419 Who wants to bet the Dems won't shut up after 8 minutes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (l9m7l)

420 Blink botox. Schumer looks like Bela Lugosi

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (SVPcU)

421 @406: "What the fuck is wrong with Chuck's left eye?

Seriously. That's sooo gonna be meme'd tomorrow.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (I/iGu)

422 I hate these two. How can anyone be so fucking obtuse.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (/Z/Su)

423 JHC...Schumer looks like Dr. Evil...

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (cF8AT)

424 Oh fuck you, Pelosi.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (NWiLs)

425 If you're on cable they know whether you're watching upChuck or changed the channel away.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (ePWRo)

426 Did the Repubs ever demand and get a rebuttal right after a Barackenaten speech?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (kQs4Y)

427 Nancy and Chuck look like corpses.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (G3RO0)


They're really the reincarnation of the Brezhnev regime.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (y7DUB)

428 Schemer is the most vile creature it ha been my misfortune to behold.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (hT1qM)

429 PDT just successfully hung all this around Schemer and Nanzi's necks, finally and completely.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (ffYR/)

430 Smarmy Schumer and Pinko Peelousy

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (cTtYG)

431 And the wall will be ineffective because???

Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (AMIL/)

432 Nan and Chuckie... Fuck you

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (O2RFr)

433 Nancy sounds like her teeth are loose.

Chuck looks like he just molested a cat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

434 And fuck you too, Schumer.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

435 God, the sticks up Chuck and Nancy's asses have a stick up their asses too.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (p0nVR)

436 Scmuck and Nanzi know they lost this
Over/under on Nanzi's blinking?
I go with 20 for ten minutes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (pw+jk)

437 6 flags....

six is the number of the devil

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (LWu6U)

438 Nancy was trying to blink RACIST in Morse code. But sadly for Nancy, she is unable to blink.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (vmAQh)

439 Division, not unity.

Because Democrats are all about unity. They would never divide the people on, say, identity politics, or anything like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (pOk21)

440 Chuck is lying. The Senate isn't voting for shit without a border wall either.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (N5dam)

441 You know Schumer is fucking pissed that he has to share camera time with her.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (xPl2J)

442 Yeah, um, I don't think the response is gonna go over as well as all the usual suspects assume it will.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (I/iGu)

443 Chuck's speech is effective.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (G3RO0)

444 No But The House of Representatives is being run by Temper tantrums.

Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (nonGu)

445 "They don't build walls because they hate the people on the outside, but because they love the people on the inside."

BOOM.
Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2019 09:06 PM (sdi6R)


woot! Woot!! WOOOT!!!!!

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (XROPS)

446 Schumer is a mean looking son of a bitch.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (AZD0r)

447 412
Dem response is about the shutdown.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Big fucking time, wow, just wow.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (LOq4H)

448 Only some Australian worms are poisonous and not all just like only some undocumented immigrants are gang-bangers, drunken drivers, pushers, rapists, and murderers.

Posted by: WaPo fact checkers at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (Evws/)

449 Skeletor and Mrs. Skeletor

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (EZebt)

450 I'm not watching Pelosi. Fuck the hell out of that. How much Vitamin Lie do I need in my diet?

One murder is too many. One illegal is too many.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (ZBAy+)

451 Andy Cooper can do his post butt all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (aKsyK)

452 Fox is running the response on network channel

Posted by: Jonah at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (SVPcU)

453 Nancy just filled her Poise

Posted by: Majolica at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (L/iaS)

454 Holy crap. Pelosi and Schumer look like two stiffs they propped up at a funeral parlor.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (ciY8/)

455
The border-crashers are not a threat -- they're a humanitarian challenge.--Nancy

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (mblbk)

456 I turned it off. didn't want to hear the "response."


when did our side ever get a "response?"

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (PkVlr)

457 I would be more convinced if they had seven flags.

Also if i had the sound on. I refuse to listen to either of them.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (LWu6U)

458 "this president just used the Oval Office to manufacture a crisis."


No. Damned. Words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

459 My fellow Americans Communists...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (pOk21)

460 I wish he had brought up that the Dems had voted for the Secure Fence Act previously .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

461 I refuse to watch the response since I can tell you what they'll say in advance and there's all kinds of tennis on right now.

However.

Boy BFF and I had a very important discussion about Nancy Pelosi earlier this evening and it involves an area of expertise for the Horde.

Just how fake are her boobs?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (GbPPJ)

462 These two are the face of The Democratic party.

Yikes.

They should think about bringing Wasserman Schulz back.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (m0ex2)

463 "Nancy and Chuck look like corpses.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:11 PM (G3RO0)"

-----------

Didn't they used to call her Nancy Rictus.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (hT1qM)

464 We're tire of debating this Chucky. Time for a action. Build the Wall.... or the steel slat fence.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (hECVl)

465 Schmuck and Nanzi chose poorly.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (pw+jk)

466 Like Taking my Healthcare away from me.

Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (nonGu)

467 Schumer and Pelosi are so wrong.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (/Z/Su)

468 Conclusion: The government shutdown is hurting the Dems. Badly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (pOk21)

469 And the wall will be ineffective because???

Since we have to cave here, we demand we be in charge of running it!

Posted by: Schumer and Pelosi at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (1+J19)

470 You aren't my fellow American, Chuckie. You aren't an American at all.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

471 Rebuttals, they all get them and none should.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (ePWRo)

472 And the wall will be ineffective because???
Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM (AMIL/)

And they voted for it because....??

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (XROPS)

473

Nancy Lugosi: I just want to say that I disagree with President McKinley and this war with Spain....wall with Spain?Don't build it on the plain, it's always raining there!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (SiINZ)

474 Now a poem on a statue is national policy, way to sell it chuck.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (LOq4H)

475 Aaannd there we have it! MANUFACTURED CRISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you Chuckie and Nana. Tell you what open your house, ditch your security detail and then we'll talk.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (vmAQh)

476 NYC and SF in the flesh trying to foist their f*cked up worldview on the rest of the country.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (EZebt)

477


Just remember...

No one in the media ever questioned a thing Obama said about Obamacare. They instead sold it, acted as an in-kind PR firm for that jugeared dolt.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (z8c2c)

478
Did the Repubs ever demand and get a rebuttal right after a Barackenaten speech?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 09:13 PM


no, silly. that would have been raaaaaaysist

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (KCxzN)

479 Fear. Turmoil. These are the words of compromise. Fucking scum.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (wxZSX)

480 Give us what we want, then we'll talk

Posted by: weew at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (gk7if)

481 Fuck Shumer. Reagan tried that and here we are.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (9L2du)

482 John Roberts needs to move over to CNN, and take Shep! with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (ptqGC)

483 Huh.

Meh speech.

Presenting "a plan" to congress.

Yeah, that's gonna work out fine.

I was hoping for more.

I wanted a lot more "fuck you, WAR" and fire up the helicopters kind of thing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (jI3MC)

484 "Pre-buttal" is some kind of sex position, ain't it?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (8ZmvG)

485 They are making this too personal to be effective. That and they come off like HR personnel or car salesman.

Posted by: firehorse at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (HApII)

486 Just how fake are her boobs?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (GbPPJ)
---
It could just be some sort of cantilevered battlement underneath her suit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (kQs4Y)

487 392 Blink Nancy, Blink
--------
She can't, her skin is stretched too tight.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (W+kMI)

488 Nan and Chuckie... Fuck you

-
The Walking Dead: D.C.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (+y/Ru)

489 Fabricate the slat wall out of highly polished stainless steel, topped by the final 8 ft. being welded steel plate with a Teflon coating.

Let's see Jose A and Jose B try to shimmy up that one, shall we?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (QzJWU)

490 Those poor bureaucrats will not be paid until they come back from holidays. Oh, the humanity.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (hT1qM)

491 My mom is 97, she says Nancy Pelosi's teeth are loose and can't figure out why she hasn't had implants.

Posted by: Dagny at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (nRWPy)

492 Remind me. How many times did Republicans get a rebuttal when the Boy King was president?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (ciY8/)

493 If he reopens government, you do absolute jack nothing about it.

Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (nonGu)

494 I turned the TV back on just long enough to look at them (don't care what they say). Wow! Pelosi DOES look like she got hit with the Simpsons makeup gun.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (rWZ8Y)

495
Pelosi and Schumer -- a pair of lying sanctimonious cockroaches.

Expensive wall my ass. Tbey're against it because it'll work.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (50uNw)

496 CBS: A president held in low regard talked about a policy held in low regard by most Americans.

Uhm yeah asshole...60% support it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (G3RO0)

497 I'm sorry but I'm at the point where Karma needs to have her or her family be t-boned by a drunk illegal alien.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (2DOZq)

498 461 I refuse to watch the response since I can tell you what they'll say in advance and there's all kinds of tennis on right now.

However.

Boy BFF and I had a very important discussion about Nancy Pelosi earlier this evening and it involves an area of expertise for the Horde.

Just how fake are her boobs?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (GbPPJ)

She's very rich and very vain. They're the best bolt-ons money can buy

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (Izzlo)

499 It's not even a shutdown-shutdown. I'm so sick of this lie.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (NWiLs)

500 Just how fake are her boobs?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (GbPPJ)

Dayum. I don't even wanna think about that.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (2shuf)

501 Jerry Mahoney and Knucklehead Smith for the Democrat rebuttal.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (JS+tC)

502 Sorry, Chuckles, your "End this shutdown NOW" didn't have the oomph that PDT's did.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (XKZwp)

503 337
Fox is not running the Dem response.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (/Z/Su)


=====


CNN and MSNBC are running the Dem response in Spanish only.

Posted by: ShainS at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (WqPYg)

504 The border-crashers are not a threat -- they're a humanitarian challenge.--Nancy
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (mblbk)

NO ONE IN THE WORLD believes this statement

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (XROPS)

505 Fuck U Chuck is what I wanna hear

Posted by: NC Ref at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (KB3MD)

506 "They don't build walls because they hate the people on the outside, but because they love the people on the inside."

Actually, no, you had it right the first time.

Posted by: The Elite at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (1+J19)

507 Schumer - Prick.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (cTtYG)

508 Whatever happened to Charlie Waxman?

I always thought he was the perfect anthropomorphization of the Democrat party.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (NLLmE)

509 479 Fear. Turmoil. These are the words of compromise. Fucking scum.
Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (wxZSX)


I like fear and turmoil, as experienced by Schumer and Pelosi. The more, the better.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (pOk21)

510 Yeah I feel terrible for those overpaid government workers who are on paid vacation. Bless their hearts

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (ciY8/)

511 Also CBS: Trump lied that 20K children were caught at the border, it's actually 20K families.

LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (G3RO0)

512 The border-crashers are not a threat -- they're a humanitarian challenge.--Nancy

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (mblbk)


And they become a humanitarian challenge because...why?

Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (AMIL/)

513 I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille!

Posted by: Nancy Desmond at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (m075u)

514 Trump drove a dagger into the Democrats heart tonight.

Botox Nancy and Chuck the Schmuck could only sputter incoherently.

Posted by: tanstaafl at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (T09ml)

515 Both sided dug in. It's like WW1.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (4ZE6o)

516 We need more statues of liberty and not walls? Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (O2RFr)

517 That was just as bad as any SOTU response, if not worse.

When will these clowns on both sides realize there's nothing to be gained by immediately following any president when they're exercising the full majesty of the office?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (I/iGu)

518 They're real, and they're spectacular!

Posted by: WaPo fact checkers at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (Evws/)

519 Yep, The longer the shutdown the better for PDT.

The longer the shutdown the more people will ask
why are they there?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (ePWRo)

520 And now, for the FrontButtal, we go to Rosie Odonell.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (vmAQh)

521 "Pre-buttal" is some kind of sex position, ain't it?

-
Used to call it foreplay.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (+y/Ru)

522
What the fuck is wrong with Chuck's left eye?

Posted by: JackStraw


Inspector Clouseau's boss Dreyfus had the same problem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (qt1Ry)

523 Just how fake are her boobs?


They have a long history of prominence. They may have had some structural support maintenance performed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (fuK7c)

524 Oh fuck you Chuck. My insurance rates say we damn well do need a wall. and lets make DUI while here illegally a capital offense ---waived if the home country flies you back home and keeps your ass off our soil.

Posted by: paleRider at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (eASYU)

525 Prebuttal sounds like something Anderson Cooper does before a date.....

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (p+/iO)

526 Mr. President, open the government and then we can fuck you on this stupid wall thing we all voted for.

Posted by: Nanzi Palsi and Schmuck Choomer at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (pw+jk)

527 Well, I lost a bet to myself.

Response only 4:16.


Cool, because like the Fed, I owe it to myself.

Posted by: Miklos, calling his own self out at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (zCyNd)

528 I think Trump will not fall for Dems' ploy as Reagan did.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (hT1qM)

529 Uhm yeah asshole...60% support it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

62%! Can't you conservatives stop lying!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (LOq4H)

530 Is it me? Am I the only one who thinks that Chuck and Nan are getting a lot of heat over the shutdown? They were carefully trying to ignore the border issue and hammering the shutdown. Fuckers just called my president a liar.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (myjNJ)

531 Whew! I , ya know, wow that was good.

Anyone got a smoke?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (Z+IKu)

532 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE DYING IN THE STREETS BECAUSE OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN!!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

533 412
Dem response is about the shutdown.
===========
They are totally dodging the point and issue and headed straight for "Orange Man Bad" aren't they?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (W+kMI)

534 Just how fake are her boobs?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (GbPPJ)


She's in her seventies. Her boobs are sagging. If she took off her bra, they would be at her knees.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (/Z/Su)

535 408 And the MFM immediately begins "fact checking" the President. Did these assholes ever fact check Mr. Obama?
Posted by: High Plains Deplorable



Yes. The god king was found to be pure and righteous. He always told the truth. If you disagree with them, you're a racist homophobe.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (WNAuL)

536 482 John Roberts needs to move over to CNN, and take Shep! with him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (ptqGC)


Elope?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (pOk21)

537 Blink Nancy, Blink
--------
She can't, her skin is stretched too tight.
Posted by: exdem13


She blinks and her asshole flaps.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (9uM86)

538 Lindsey up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (ptqGC)

539 I think Nancy represents some of my best work ever.

Posted by: Madame Toussard at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (f8dwL)

540 491 My mom is 97, she says Nancy Pelosi's teeth are loose and can't figure out why she hasn't had implants.
Posted by: Dagny at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (nRWPy)

Once you lose a certain amount of bone in the area you can't them. My tooth was out only 2 years and I couldn't get one (well, technically possibly, they would have had to start with small screw and wait for bone to build up around it first then go to larger screw, so it would be a process)

Posted by: firehorse at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (HApII)

541 What the fuck is wrong with Chuck's left eye?

Posted by: JackStraw
---------------

Inspector Clouseau's boss Dreyfus had the same problem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (qt1Ry)
******************


Schumer still smokes cigarettes?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (ePWRo)

542 Democrats - the party of drug overdoses, murder, rape and human trafficking.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

--------------------------------

And that's just what they campaign on!

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (uEbPt)

543 Fuck you, Chuck. Fuck you, Nancy. Scum. Trailer trash.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (FH4Qi)

544 Holy crap. Pelosi and Schumer look like two stiffs they propped up at a funeral parlor.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:14 PM (ciY8/)
------------

I was expecting them to cross their arms and start snapping their fingers.

Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (U5tDi)

545

"Just how fake are her boobs?"

They're Dolly Parton hand-me-downs.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (z8c2c)

546 She's in her seventies. Her boobs are sagging. If she took off her bra, they would be at her knees.
Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (/Z/Su)

Tucked into her socks.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (NWiLs)

547 Let us all take a moment to thank God that Donald J. Trump is president.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (LWu6U)

548 So, both sides made their cases (such as it is).

So what happens next? Who's got the edge?

Who blinks first? (figuratively. Pelosi can't literally blink)

Posted by: Ersatz at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (zuVZw)

549 Interestingly, the GoFundMe pace has picked up a bit. Donations more rapid, and contribution amounts are up a bit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (2ENQq)

550 eleven - Henry Waxman, think he retired.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (QDnY+)

551 Just how fake are her boobs?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM (GbPPJ)



As wealthy and as old as she is, I'd imagine that there's maybe 1 square inch of her that hasn't been enhanced in some way.

Now I'm going to bed and try very hard not to dream about her boobs.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesgnome at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (IDosC)

552 533 412
Dem response is about the shutdown.
===========
They are totally dodging the point and issue and headed straight for "Orange Man Bad" aren't they?
Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (W+kMI)


That's how you know it's hurting them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (pOk21)

553 We need more statues of liberty and not walls? Seriously ? Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (O2RFr)

Miles and miles of animitronic Statues of Liberty guarding the wall with lit torches! I LOVE IT!

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (XKZwp)

554 Ace asks a very pertinent question in the sidebar...

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (f8ilN)

555 I don't get the stature of liberty adoration. It was a gift and we attached a socialist's poem because "contest."
So just stop.

Posted by: Dagny at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (nRWPy)

556 My mom is 97, she says Nancy Pelosi's teeth are loose and can't figure out why she hasn't had implants.

Posted by: Dagny at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (nRWPy)

Careful. Here, the ass implant meme would just run and run...

Posted by: Miklos, advisor, in an advisory capacity at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (zCyNd)

557 What the fuck is wrong with Chuck's left eye?

Posted by: JackStraw

Errant cum shot?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (vmAQh)

558 Let us all take a moment to thank God that Donald J. Trump is president.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (LWu6U)


I seriously pray for his safety, Every Single Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

559 She's in her seventies. Her boobs are sagging. If she took off her bra, they would be at her knees.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (/Z/Su)


You would hear a very loud eeewwwww from china.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (9Om/r)

560 They are totally dodging the point and issue and headed straight for "Orange Man Bad" aren't they?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (W+kMI)

Admittedly, yes. Federal workers saw Trump barely touch the shutdown. They'll be more firmly in the Dem corner after tonight.

I say fucking obliterate the civil service, cancel their severance and early pensions, then let them beg in the street.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (ZBAy+)

561
I was expecting them to cross their arms and start snapping their fingers.

Posted by: bluebell
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Is Morticia here?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (2ENQq)

562 553 We need more statues of liberty and not walls? Seriously ? Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (O2RFr)

Miles and miles of animitronic Statues of Liberty guarding the wall with lit torches! I LOVE IT!
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (XKZwp)

With Dillon miniguns and Ma Deuces.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (NWiLs)

563
What exactly was that speech calculated to do? It was so basic, he must have something up his sleeve.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (mblbk)

564 547 Let us all take a moment to thank God that Donald J. Trump is president.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (LWu6U)


Fuck yeah.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (NLLmE)

565 524 Yep. My insurance cover 250 of a 1500 er bill.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (9L2du)

566 It could just be some sort of cantilevered battlement underneath her suit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 09:16 PM (kQs4Y)


I think at least a pec lift and implanted lifts.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (GbPPJ)

567 Oh no leeches won't get their food stamps tomorrow.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (G3RO0)

568 The border-crashers are not a threat -- they're a humanitarian challenge.--Nancy
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Yeah, because the nation needs more challenges.

These fuckers are insane.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (JcXHH)

569 >>>Democrats - the party of drug overdoses, murder, rape and human trafficking.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:00 PM (NWiLs)


Buttsex and speed.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (ePWRo)

570 What the fuck is wrong with Chuck's left eye?

Looks fine to me.

Posted by: Bob "Spunk-Eye" Costas at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (1+J19)

571 An illegal invasion is a manufactured crisis. Now a federal government shutdown of non essential employees is a real crisis.

Posted by: Nanzi Palsi and Schmuck Choomer at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (pw+jk)

572 333 Fill the moat with basically any animal from Australia.

==

koalas?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (BJlbN)

573 The only nathional emergenthy ith Donald Trump! He jutht tellth lieth!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

574 CSPANs first two callers are in favor of the wall clearly they can't find a caller opposed lol...........cuz not they're just running off at the mouth again....
Alex the Democrat now says that Trump just lied.... OK yeah.....

Posted by: NC Ref at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (KB3MD)

575 I liked it and support a wall or strong barrier. This has gone on far too long. I always picture the mob running at the border like the scene from the movie "World War Z" - with Messicans and other 'cans and god knows what else.
I ain't watching the Dims or anything else. I came back to play some WoW.
Enough is enough. Here in VA it's madness with the illegals and "migrants". We are being, and have been, overrun. Good god the demographics of my city have changed and all around NoVA as well.

Posted by: turambar at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (s2J6c)

576 I saw an interview with Pelosi's daughter, who bragged, "My mother could cut your head off and you wouldn't even notice you were bleeding."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

577 550 eleven - Henry Waxman, think he retired.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (QDnY+)



Thanks. I always get everything wrong.

But my heart is in the right place.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (NLLmE)

578 I have a neighbor who was heinously murdered by an illegal alien. He almost cut her head off and then took her phone and taunted her family.

That's not manufactured. It's real. And I'm tired of Democrats supporting people who aren't our citizens because they want votes. Im sick of it. Fuck these people.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (ciY8/)

579 American Gothic for the Democrat rebuttal

Posted by: BluesFish at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (JS+tC)

580 I have heard a lot of chatter over 30 years about "work" on Pelosi's face, but never her bewbs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (EZebt)

581 572 333 Fill the moat with basically any animal from Australia.

==

koalas?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (BJlbN)

Drop bears. Vicious little bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (NWiLs)

582 Trump you done made me proud. Again.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (uEbPt)

583 Miles and miles of animitronic Statues of Liberty guarding the wall with lit torches! I LOVE IT!
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (XKZwp)

With Dillon miniguns and Ma Deuces.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (NWiLs)


And frickin' lasers on their heads!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (pOk21)

584 The border-crashers are not a threat -- they're a humanitarian challenge.--Nancy

We're not the world's humanitarian.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (1+J19)

585
Is Morticia here?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (2ENQq)

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Yes, but please don't associate me with those weirdoes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (mblbk)

586 Fill the moat with basically any animal from Australia.



==



koalas?


The dreaded quokka!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (0bu2O)

587 578 I have a neighbor who was heinously murdered by an illegal alien. He almost cut her head off and then took her phone and taunted her family.

That's not manufactured. It's real. And I'm tired of Democrats supporting people who aren't our citizens because they want votes. Im sick of it. Fuck these people.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (ciY8/)

They want you to die so they can ship in new voters.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (NWiLs)

588 What exactly was that speech calculated to do? It was so basic, he must have something up his sleeve.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (mblbk)

Basic and short as hell. No one would have time to tune out or glaze over.

It must be said, Donald Trump is a MASTER of communicating with the working man. Reagan was good, sure, but for a different era and a different nation.

This is the new path.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (ZBAy+)

589 "Sorry, Chuckles, your "End this shutdown NOW" didn't have the oomph that PDT's did.
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (XKZwp)"

------/-//----

So help me God sounded better than Schumer's imperious demand.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (hT1qM)

590 But my heart is in the right place.
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (NLLmE)


That puts you ahead of RBG.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (t+qrx)

591 With Dillon miniguns and Ma Deuces.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (NWiLs)

And land mines

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (2shuf)

592 Citizens charging my borders, not a boarder issue.

Posted by: Picric at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (nonGu)

593 Ace, to ask is to answer.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (kQs4Y)

594 My mom would shit her pants and you probably wouldn't smell it.
- Nancy Pelosis daughter.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (ciY8/)

595 An illegal invasion is a manufactured crisis. Now a federal government shutdown of non essential employees is a real crisis.
Posted by: Nanzi Palsi and Schmuck Choomer

Like global warming.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (+y/Ru)

596
The dreaded quokka!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (0bu2O)

Rivers of Blood and Fire!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

597 I don't get the stature of liberty adoration. It was a gift and we attached a socialist's poem because "contest."


Plus, for once the French put cloth over her boobs.

That should be taken as a declaration of war.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (fuK7c)

598 Jake Tapper just tweeted a phone picture of his television showing Schumer and Pelosi without comment.

Even he admits they looked downright creepy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (I/iGu)

599 "508 Whatever happened to Charlie Waxman?

I always thought he was the perfect anthropomorphization of the Democrat party.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (NLLmE) "



Yeah, no question, he did pretty well, but he really needed uncontrollable drooling and maggots falling out of his hair.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (jI3MC)

600 Miles and miles of animatronic Statues of Liberty guarding the wall with lit torches! I LOVE IT!

With articulating arms that swing those suckers!

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (1+J19)

601 It's like WW1.

Posted by: Les Kinetic

Wood eye! At the beginning of WWI, we had Black Jack Pershing running rough-shod all over northern Mexico. "Didn't catch him?"

Sure as hell relocated his base of operations, though, didn't he?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (8ZmvG)

602 Nancy Lugosi: I just want to say that I disagree with President McKinley and this war with Spain....wall with Spain?Don't build it on the plain, it's always raining there!!!Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM
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That was VERY funny.

Posted by: shibumi at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (OXL6p)

603 Lindsay Graham is good value, the Kavanaugh incident was not a fluke.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (hT1qM)

604 We hate Trump because he liied like a rug and hates persons of coler. Trump must go and make Hillery Presdent now ! We calls on Senitor Scoemer to fire Trump now and give us Hilllery who won the erection !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (qM84C)

605 The border-crashers are not a threat -- they're a humanitarian challenge.--Nancy

She's right. Keeping them out is a challenge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (pOk21)

606 Prepare to be boarded!

Posted by: Chuck to Nancy, about now at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (zCyNd)

607 590 But my heart is in the right place.
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (NLLmE)

That puts you ahead of RBG.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM (t+qrx)

I thought they did lung surgery on her, not a cardiac transplant...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (BJlbN)

608 Spain....wall with Spain?Don't build it on the plain, it's always raining there!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM

Mainly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (TIuOf)

609 ''She blinks and her asshole flaps.''

I just spewed a partially chewed Reese's Cup mini on my iPad screen. Bwahahahaha...

Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (jm1YL)

610
547 Let us all take a moment to thank God that Donald J. Trump is president.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (LWu6U)



Fuck yeah.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (NLLmE

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Can't even imagine what would be going on now if Hillary had won.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (mblbk)

611 M18A1's are pretty cheap. Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (ciY8/)

612 579 American Gothic for the Democrat rebuttal
Posted by: BluesFish at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (JS+tC)


Nailed it.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (Izzlo)

613 An impressive thunderstorm rumbled through my AO during the President's address...

And what the hell is wrong with Chuck and Nancy? They look absolutely cyanotic![/i}

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (CLcKT)

614 547 Let us all take a moment to thank God that Donald J. Trump is president.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM (LWu6U)



Fuck yeah.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (NLLmE

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Can't even imagine what would be going on now if Hillary had won.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (mblbk

All Hail the God-Emperor.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (GBteo)

615 The best part. Trump rope a doped Nanzi and Chuckles the clown. Their frontbuttle was hardly close to what he talked about. Dumb fucks. Nancy and Chuck should just go get neck tats now. Losers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (vmAQh)

616 597 I don't get the stature of liberty adoration. It was a gift and we attached a socialist's poem because "contest."


It was a gift to celebrate our 100th birthday as a Country... Not as a dumping ground for illegal blood sucking leeches

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (O2RFr)

617 Chuck and Nancy. America Gothic.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (/tuJf)

618 Miles and miles of animatronic Statues of Liberty guarding the wall with lit torches! I LOVE IT!


With articulating arms that swing those suckers!
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Can her eyes have lasers in them? Or machine guns? Or laser machine guns?

Posted by: shibumi at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (OXL6p)

619 I thought they did lung surgery on her, not a cardiac transplant...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (BJlbN)


I was thinking canopic jar.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (t+qrx)

620 Trump should have had a flood of tweets to put out while Chuck and Nanzi were still speaking.

Posted by: Nancy Desmond at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (m075u)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (CLcKT)

622 Infidel, I'm talking car insurance as a specific illegal aliens are costing me money. But yeah the "hospitals cant refuse to treat " makes healthcare crazy $$ too.

Posted by: paleRider at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (eASYU)

623 579 American Gothic for the Democrat rebuttal

Posted by: BluesFish at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (JS+tC)

My husband said the same thing!

Twitter already has the pic of it.

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (cF8AT)

624 Chuck U Schumer, proof that nutso anime villains with differently sized eyes are not just an artistic style.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (W+kMI)

625 618 Miles and miles of animatronic Statues of Liberty guarding the wall with lit torches! I LOVE IT!


With articulating arms that swing those suckers!
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Can her eyes have lasers in them? Or machine guns? Or laser machine guns?
Posted by: shibumi at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (OXL6p)

Shark guns!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (NWiLs)

626 Reporterette on OAN getting soaked in a rainstorm and carrying on like a champ!

Posted by: Bert G at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (OMsf+)

627 Trump is much, much kinder to Republicans than they are to him. He could have done the same a month ago and embarrassed Paul Ryan and the other RINOs.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (hT1qM)

628 Fill the moat with basically any animal from Australia.

Bonus points for an endangered species.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (Ibwur)

629 Of course the Google Doodle winner is named Gomez and is from VA. $10K says it's an illegal.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (G3RO0)

630 And I'm tired of Democrats supporting people who aren't our citizens because they want votes. Im sick of it. Fuck these people. 
Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (ciY8/) 

The New Americans don't care about you and the Dems work tirelessly for your death.

They all have to go back.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (ZBAy+)

631 And if Susan Collins can't figure this out she can EATADIK.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (ciY8/)

632 Nancy and Chuck should just go get neck tats now. Losers.

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Neck tats of their own names, of course.

And a hammer/sickle.

Posted by: shibumi at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (OXL6p)

633
CNN and MSNBC are all triumphalism that "the wall is gone, that's OVER, it's going to be steel slats, oh my god PWNED."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (mblbk)

634 We need more statues of liberty and not walls? Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2019 09:17 PM (O2RFr)




As long as Lady Liberty has rocket launchers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (SiINZ)

635 532 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE DYING IN THE STREETS BECAUSE OF THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN!!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac



No. You are wrong. Those people are dead because of the tax cuts and net neutrality repeal.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (WNAuL)

636 I once had a professor at CU. He was totally hard for Mao.

This was an "American," but he justified Maoism on the grounds - I shit you not - that his excesses were justified on the grounds that he had a large population from which to draw. He even read aloud a eloquent poem about how all those killed during Mao's reign were but "bubbles on an incoming tide."

He relentlessly hit this point - that Mao's killing was reprehensible, but not such a big deal, because he wanted a better world, and the 30,000,000 he killed were a small drop in the Chinese bucket.

Eventually (after he read his gay little poem), I got sick of it and raised my hand and asked if anyone in that room would be cool with it, if it were him or his family that were bubbles on Dr. Whiteside's super-duper badass tide.

He hated me after that. It was a tough semester.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (/6nXk)

637 Miles and miles of animatronic Statues of Liberty guarding the wall with lit torches! I LOVE IT!

With articulating arms that swing those suckers!

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM


And thousands of RPG's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (vmAQh)

638 And frickin' lasers on their heads!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:22 PM

*fistbump*

Posted by: Dr. Evil at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (TIuOf)

639 Fill the moat with basically any animal from Australia.


You don't give enough credit to our alligators and water moccasins.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

640 The Statue of Liberty is just that, a statue. It's not a beacon for the lawless. The trashy little poem screwed to it was added decades later and has nothing to do with Lady Liberty. But, if it means getting illegal immigration under control, knock the damned thing down.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (FH4Qi)

641 koalas?
Posted by: votermom
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They are territorial mean little fvcks. Don't be fooled by the stuffed toys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (2ENQq)

642 622 Infidel, I'm talking car insurance as a specific illegal aliens are costing me money. But yeah the "hospitals cant refuse to treat " makes healthcare crazy $$ too.
Posted by: paleRider at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (eASYU)

Fun fact: I now live in a state with almost no illegal immigrants, and also, no car insurance requirement.

My monthly cost for insurance for uninsured drivers is like $9.

My total premiums are $35ish a month.

Previously, I lived in a state with an insurance requirement and many illegals, and paid about $40 a month for just the insured driver part, and about $90 a month in total.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (GBteo)

643 "The New Americans don't care about you and the Dems work tirelessly for your death. "

Guaranteed I'm a better shot.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (ciY8/)

644 And please stop talking about Pelosi's boobs. Discussing the Wicked Witch's breasts is beyond my limits of fandom fetishes.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (W+kMI)

645
No. You are wrong. Those people are dead because of the tax cuts and net neutrality repeal.

Paris Accordions!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (m075u)

646 Nan and Chuckie looked sickly... Maybe they can join Ruthie

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (O2RFr)

647 Damn, they ended the discussion before we got a totally wet blouse.

Posted by: Bert G at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (OMsf+)

648 I really wish DJT had pointed out - very explicitly- that the last time the Wall was in a bill in Congress ... Shumer voted for it, xxx voted for it, xxx voted for it ... and call out all these hypocrites by name.

The American people don't know that happened, because the media doesn't tell them that.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (7K9lw)

649 Guaranteed I'm a better shot.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (ciY8/)

I don't doubt it. Good luck.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (ZBAy+)

650 Guess the French were pre-gifting for us to save them from themselves and the Germans.
Doesn't have a thing to do with accepting Pablo and his fake kids.

Posted by: Dagny at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (nRWPy)

651 He hated me after that. It was a tough semester.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at J


nothing wrong with being hated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (MTjB1)

652 They are territorial mean little fvcks. Don't be fooled by the stuffed toys.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (2ENQq)

hah! I knew their claws looked vicious.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (BJlbN)

653 639 Fill the moat with basically any animal from Australia.


You don't give enough credit to our alligators and water moccasins.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

And pythons from the Everglades.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

654
Trump stated his position to the people to provide a basis for what he does next.

The current federal shutdown is not the last word. There's more to come.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (50uNw)

655 When we're done with the illegals, can we please round up our murdering gang bangers and drop them from 30,000 feet into Honduras and Guatemala?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (ptqGC)

656 Just how fake are her boobs?





They have a long history of prominence. They may have had some structural support maintenance performed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 09:18 PM (fuK7c)

She's a 40 Long now. Think cantaloupes in a tube sock.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (QLvwG)

657 *does Internet search for Wicked Witch boob images*
NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (W+kMI)

658 611 M18A1's are pretty cheap. Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:24 PM (ciY8/)


If the Dems think "barriers" don't work because someone will always get through, they should zero-out Claymores and barbed wire from the Pentagon budget. Why buy stuff that won't keep everyone from eventually going through, over, or under?

Posted by: Gref at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (AMIL/)

659 koalas?

Posted by: votermom

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Bifurcated penis. They are pissed little cute SOBs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (pw+jk)

660 The Statue of Liberty ( a facsimile thereof) was originally thought up to be placed at the entrance of the Suez Canal. That fell through . The gift to the USA was an afterthought.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (2DOZq)

661 How do you justify needing something so obvious. It is like saying that people need to eat.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 09:12 PM (LWu6U)

People have had to argue that one with the commies, too.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (uEbPt)

662 CNN and MSNBC are all triumphalism that "the wall is gone, that's OVER, it's going to be steel slats, oh my god PWNED."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (mblbk)

Was that a thing? I don't remember Trump ever saying what materials the wall was going to be built out of.

Frankly, I always imagined it would be steel, like what we currently have for 300 or so miles.

I never really pictured gigantic cement jersey barriers.

I don't know, I guess I never put a lot of thought in to it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (GBteo)

663 I can't believe CSPAN is putting on people that actually support Trump!!!

Must be all Russian Bots!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (KB3MD)

664 Uh oh

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (uEbPt)

665 Bonus points for an endangered species.
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM

In Australia...species endanger you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (TIuOf)

666 .

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (uEbPt)

667 What exactly was that speech calculated to do? It was so basic, he must have something up his sleeve.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:20 PM (mblbk)

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Trump laying the groundwork for having the DoD build the Wall.

Meeting tomorrow, but no deal will be made so only alternative is build it under emergency conditions.

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (phVW9)

668 We should replace that poxy poem on the Statue of Liberty with one that says, "Come here legally, or get the fuck out."

I know. It's a gift.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (pOk21)

669 >> "604
We hate Trump because he liied like a rug and hates persons of color. Trump must go and make Hillery Presdent now ! We calls on Senitor Scoemer to fire Trump now and give us Hilllery who won the erection!!!--

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT

Whatever medications you're on for the dementia, Mary, up the dosage.

Way, way up.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (6Jh/O)

670 Is it true that Nancy Pelosi is a vampire?

Posted by: tanstaafl at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (T09ml)

671
Jim Acosta just let go with his pre-written zinger: "Call the surgeon general, that speech was hazardous to the truth."

I think he got that out of that book, A Thousand Thigh-Slappers, Rib-Ticklers, and Gut-Busters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (mblbk)

672 >>Just how fake are her boobs?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around.
The aug is the only thing that keeps her from playing soccer with them when she walks.

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2019 09:29 PM (2cuLk)

673 655
When we're done with the illegals, can we please round up our murdering
gang bangers and drop them from 30,000 feet into Honduras and Guatemala?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (ptqGC)


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They're domestic terrorists and should be tried in front of military tribunals and quickly executed.

Posted by: ShainS at January 08, 2019 09:29 PM (WqPYg)

674 Jake Tapper just tweeted a phone picture of his television showing Schumer and Pelosi without comment.

Even he admits they looked downright creepy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (I/iGu)
*********************
American Zombie Gothic
like this-
https://tinyurl.com/y6umz7pl

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2019 09:29 PM (hECVl)

675 Some conspiracy clown was claiming Trump's speech have to be delayed because RBG's death would be announced this afternoon.


He's probably hiding now.

Posted by: Avenger at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (70ScF)

676 Mother fuckers have disconnected all their phones...
2018 saw Sean Casten, A Dem, beat our long time Rep Peter Roskam.
All of his local phone numbers are disconnected.
His Washington # rings and rings and rings..
The general phone number for Congress that routes you to his extension says it cannot accept messages.
mother fuckers.. I am mad as hell.. they shut down their phones so they can say they got no support calls for Trump.
I will email John Kass at the Trib next with this info.. this is fucking war..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (438dO)

677 The Statue of Liberty is just that, a statue. It's not a beacon for the lawless. The trashy little poem screwed to it was added decades later and has nothing to do with Lady Liberty.
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All of the maudlin tales of immigrants being moved by the sight leave out the part where they were dropped off at Ellis Island (at an island ,for a reason) where they were checked for disease, and a means to support themselves. If they failed one of those tests, it was back onto the boat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (2ENQq)

678 Dem rebuttal: "We won't stop until illegals take every job away from every American!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (miE9U)

679 Trump should have pressed a remote and entertained us with a video of Every Single Pro-Wall Statement ever made by Chuckie, Nancy, and Mincing Barry.


Then looked at the camera and said, "And now we're going to finish the wall. Goodnight."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

680 The Eiffle tower guy built the statue of liberty, much like today he thought it up and got funding because he wanted to build tall shit.

Posted by: Dagny at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (nRWPy)

681 "Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (pOk21)"

There's barrel proof bourbon on my monitor.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (ciY8/)

682 Well-played, Mr. President. The Chuck and Nancy Show probably boosted this over the finish line.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (iw59Q)

683 The Dems are wildly, irrationally and from the mountaintops pro illegal immigration and they are rabidly against voter ID laws. Theirs isn't a complicated plan.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (jp0Bv)

684 655 When we're done with the illegals, can we please round up our murdering gang bangers and drop them from 30,000 feet into Honduras and Guatemala?
---------
Turnabout is fair play...

Posted by: exdem13 at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (W+kMI)

685

Jim Acosta just let go with his pre-written zinger: "Call the surgeon general, that speech was hazardous to the truth."


Wow, smart AND funny.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (m075u)

686 "American Gothic for the Democrat rebuttal
Posted by: BluesFish at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (JS+tC)"

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Thank you for this, it bothered me that I couldn't work out why they looked odd.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (hT1qM)

687 On CSPAN, comments seem to be breaking for the president. Only a few nutjobs. Lots of former dems it seems now.

Posted by: Vlad at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (t3YBx)

688 670 Is it true that Nancy Pelosi is a vampire?
Posted by: tanstaafl at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (T09ml)

Of course not. Just ignore her daughter's comment about her beheading people & draining their blood.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:31 PM (Izzlo)

689 They're Dolly Parton hand-me-downs.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 08, 2019 09:19 PM
~~~~~

I'm still laughing...

Posted by: IrishEi at January 08, 2019 09:31 PM (NtglE)

690 "The Statue of Liberty is just that, a statue."..Yea a statue!!!

Posted by: Christmas Story Ralphie at January 08, 2019 09:31 PM (vmAQh)

691 "You can judge a man based on the quality of his enemies." I shudder to think what this makes our President.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:31 PM (LOq4H)

692 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (GBteo)

I thought about it a bit, and what I really want is a wall built to Vatican specs!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 08, 2019 09:31 PM (f3oO4)

693 680 The Eiffle tower guy built the statue of liberty, much like today he thought it up and got funding because he wanted to build tall shit.

The Eiffel tower itself now has a wall around it to protect from terrorists

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2019 09:31 PM (O2RFr)

694 Let us all take a moment to thank God that Donald J. Trump is president.

-
Hey, President Romney would have stood like the Rock of Gallbladder!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 09:31 PM (+y/Ru)

695 So Trump gives an impassioned, almost desperate plea to the American people to pressure Congress into pulling their heads out of their asses.

Congress responds with two plastic up-past-their-bed-time corpses yammering on obtusely about god only knows what, completely plastic, completely insincere, with absolutely zero interest in solving what amounts to the biggest National crisis facing America right now... All they want to do is name-call and sling ad-hominems while burying their heads in the sand.

Trump says "We have a gigantic problem, and I have a solution!" The Dems respond not with "I have a BETTER solution!", they say "There is no problem nahnahnahnah i can't hear you racist bad orange man!"

My gut feeling is that Trump's little speech will be studied in the distant future as a stroke of populist politicking and tactics at its finest. Pelosi and Schumer will go down in history as basically the "Heels" in this absurd drama we're living in right now.

But then again...

Humans are imbeciles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 09:31 PM (Ct55T)

696 Remember years ago, there was a bumper sticker that read "K*ll them all and let God sort them out?"

Yeah, I'm... kind of OK with that.

Posted by: shibumi at January 08, 2019 09:31 PM (OXL6p)

697
Trump laying the groundwork for having the DoD build the Wall.



Meeting tomorrow, but no deal will be made so only alternative is build it under emergency conditions.

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2019 09:28 PM (phVW9)

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That's what I think. "Here's the lay of the land, one last chance tomorrow to do it together, if that falls through, we do it my way."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:31 PM (mblbk)

698 Some conspiracy clown was claiming Trump's speech have to be delayed because RBG's death would be announced this afternoon.



Damn

Posted by: Dagny at January 08, 2019 09:32 PM (nRWPy)

699 I initially thought Pelosi and Schumer was a hostage tape. Proof of life or something. Good grief I think Schumer had to pinch a loaf.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:32 PM (ciY8/)

700 675
Some conspiracy clown was claiming Trump's speech have to be delayed because RBG's death would be announced this afternoon.





He's probably hiding now.

Posted by: Avenger at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (70ScF)


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Can you image if he'd gone 17 minutes? 17!

Posted by: ShainS at January 08, 2019 09:32 PM (WqPYg)

701 They're Dolly Parton hand-me-downs.....Two bras down, they're laughing and singing and havin a Pelosi...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:32 PM (vmAQh)

702 Imma nightmares tonight about zombies after seeing Chuck and Nancy...

I didn't listen -- did they say anything besides "ssssssssss ssss sssssss"?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 08, 2019 09:32 PM (CLcKT)

703 "Give me your tired, your poor, your gangbangers, your sex traffickers, your gardeners, your uneducated low IQ Third World peasants, your wannabe welfare recipients ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 09:32 PM (pOk21)

704 Wait for the SOTU.


Epic. No time restraints.


Bigly.

Posted by: Ha at January 08, 2019 09:32 PM (MAstk)

705 Nancy Lugosi: I just want to say that I disagree with President McKinley and this war with Spain....wall with Spain?Don't build it on the plain, it's always raining there!!!Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:15 PM

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You are really talented. I love this place.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:33 PM (hT1qM)

706 Some conspiracy clown was claiming Trump's speech have to be delayed because RBG's death would be announced this afternoon.

Oh well, that would be a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:33 PM (vmAQh)

707 Heck, back in 2005, the Vatican had erected steel pylons on the open end of St Peter's square to prevent someone from driving a car bomb into the square.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2019 09:33 PM (KNycr)

708 The amount of Americans killed by illegal invaders is more than 9/11.

For 9/11 we wen to war for 18 years.


This is total bullshit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 09:33 PM (pw+jk)

709 I guess the Progs have figured out by now that he didn't resign.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:33 PM (/Z/Su)

710 "...In other news, Fox chose not to air the rebuttal offered by Democrat Congressional leaders Schumer and Pelosi, stating they'd already shown enough episodes of 'American Horror Story' this season'..."

Posted by: Fringe at January 08, 2019 09:33 PM (yatvJ)

711 633
CNN and MSNBC are all triumphalism that "the wall is gone, that's OVER, it's going to be steel slats, oh my god PWNED."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (mblbk)


It's almost as if Trump knows a thing or two about negotiating.

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2019 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

712
Nancy & Chuckie-

https://tinyurl.com/7wp2zo4

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (hECVl)

713 Hate to say it... but Trump kind of blew it.

He should have brought up the amount of times, from Reagan on, when the Dems PROMISED to fix border security, but did not.

Then said, you don't continue to negotiate with those who welsh on a deal.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (NgKpN)

714 re: the sidebar

I hope you are kidding about Schumer, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (KNycr)

715 That creepy stare of Schumer's is going to replace the evil clown in my nightmares.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (Izzlo)

716 Now poems are national policy, woulda thunk?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (LOq4H)

717 Both sided dug in. It's like WW1.
Posted by: Les Kinetic

Keep the mother f___er shut down. I sense the Dems are listing to port.

Posted by: Blutarski at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (+Tibp)

718 Consider callingl the House and Senate switchboard reps tomorrow as well as writing to Pres Trump

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (AllCR)

719 Pelosi was trying to blink something in Morse code, sadly for Nancy, she is unable to blink.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (vmAQh)

720 Ok....back to my British crime show addiction.....ta!

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (cF8AT)

721 698
Some conspiracy clown was claiming Trump's speech have to be delayed because RBG's death would be announced this afternoon.


What can you say about internet people so willing to stick their necks out for things that will inevitably blow up in their faces?
There's really something wrong with some people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (m075u)

722 CNN and MSNBC are all triumphalism that "the wall is gone, that's OVER, it's going to be steel slats, oh my god PWNED."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (mblbk)
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That reminds me of the joke that ends with "Sure but I bet those guys over there 100 dollars that I could piss all over your bar and you'd laugh about it".


Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (uEbPt)

723 From the sidebar:

Why is Senator Schumer staring me up and down like he wants my D?

I don't get it. Someone explain it. S-L-O-W-L-Y.

I'm old, I guess.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (VaN/j)

724 By the by, the Everglades pythons are cross breeding into super pythons.

https://headlinehealth.com/hybrid-super-snakes-found-in-everglades/

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (GbPPJ)

725 Some conspiracy clown was claiming Trump's speech have to be delayed because RBG's death would be announced this afternoon.


He's probably hiding now.
Posted by: Avenger at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (70ScF)


They are waiting until 2020 to announce her death.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2019 09:35 PM (1g7ch)

726 Now poems are national policy, woulda thunk?
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Emotional manipulation of their retarded base.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 09:35 PM (JcXHH)

727 Big steel uprights are better to impale severed heads upon

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:04 PM (Izzlo)




Vlad the Impaler: I approve this message

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2019 09:35 PM (SiINZ)

728 What can you say about internet people so willing to
stick their necks out for things that will inevitably blow up in their
faces?
There's really something wrong with some people.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (m075u)
I know, right?

Posted by: Sooper Prognosticator Richard Morris at January 08, 2019 09:35 PM (uEbPt)

729 alexthechick, let us know when they breed into Monty pythons. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 09:35 PM (miE9U)

730 And in closing:

Jose Boy...
The pipes the pipes are callin'
Jose Boooooyy!
Summers gone and all the leaves are dyin'
Tis you tis you must blow and I must bye

*mic drop*

Posted by: DJ F*cking Trump at January 08, 2019 09:35 PM (SqopC)

731 508 Whatever happened to Charlie Waxman?


Went for broke and pretty much snorts Plutonian Nyborg all day.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 09:35 PM (WNAuL)

732 CNN and MSNBC are all triumphalism that "the wall is gone, that's OVER, it's going to be steel slats, oh my god PWNED."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:25 PM (mblbk)



STEEL SLATS CAN'T STOP MEXICANS!!!
GOOGLE IT!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (m075u)

733 Pelosi and Schumer looked liked the aliens from They Live! I wonder how many subliminal messages they packed in their rebuttal?

Posted by: no good deed at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (uTY3H)

734 Jim Acosta just let go with his pre-written zinger: "Call the surgeon general, that speech was hazardous to the truth."

-
Call an ambulance because you just got burned!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)

735 I took "So help me God" as a threat.

I hope The Orange Man meant it that way.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2019 09:09 PM (9rIkM)


I concur. President Trump pretty much signaled that the Feral Gubmint drones are f*cked if they're counting on a paycheck from him. He tossed the ball in Chuck's and Nancy's corner.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (5Yee7)

736 Put the dang super pythons into the dang moat too.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (NLLmE)

737 Yes, that's right. Steel slats.

But we're gonna encase them in concrete so they don't get all rusty on us.

mm'kay?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (Ct55T)

738 >>Big steel uprights are better to impale severed heads upon



Posted by: josephistan
_____
*cries*

Posted by: Bears Kicker at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (2cuLk)

739 Ok, no wall. Just a 20 ft high physical, impenetrable barrier about made virtually impossible to climb and stretching from coast to coast.

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (phVW9)

740

Now it is our turn.

Call your Senator or Rep, no matter the party, and tell him/her it's TIME.

Notify them by mail, phone e-mil--any and all means.

You know what to say.


But DO it.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (S/hVx)

741



If we build a wall, who will pick all the lettuce!

I mean, come on! Arugula! We need it now! Spinach!

I can't believe that we are so callous to prevent people from eating healthier. Sick!

ORANGE MAN BAD
ORANGE MAN BAD
ORANGE MAN BAD
ORANGE MAN BAD
ORANGE MAN BAD



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (z8c2c)

742 Put the dang super pythons into the dang moat too.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (NLLmE)


Wait till the super pythons breed with the water moccasins. Boy howdy!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (ptqGC)

743 Holy hell what did they do to Gloria Borger's face?! I can only imagine what the rest of the CNN talking heads say about her plastic surgery behind her back.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (I/iGu)

744 Oh well, that would be a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:33 PM (vmAQh)

I was rooting for him, but no dice.

Posted by: Avenger at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (70ScF)

745 On CSPAN, comments seem to be breaking for the president. Only a few nutjobs. Lots of former dems it seems now.

Posted by: Vlad at January 08, 2019 09:30 PM (t3YBx)

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WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY WE NEED NEW ONES

Posted by: Chuck and Nancy Lizardperson at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (uEbPt)

746 -
--
The Statue of Liberty is just that, a statue. It's not a beacon for the
lawless. The trashy little poem screwed to it was added decades later
and has nothing to do with Lady Liberty.

----------------------------

In addition the thing calls for those "yearning to breathe free", not those yearning to eat for free.

Posted by: irright at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (RVcmP)

747 Trumps should say that he is going to have Levin scream at the country until we get a wall.

It will be built by the end of the week.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (/tuJf)

748 They are waiting until 2020 to announce her death.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2019 09:35 PM (1g7ch)


Notice that they have never offered "proof of life" for RBG!

Posted by: Zombie Comrade Juan McCain at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (f3oO4)

749 I saw Steel Slats open for Iron Maiden at the Forum in '91.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

For a second I read that as Steel Sluts...

Posted by: Boswell at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (32YRo)

750 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM

I saw somewhere in Florida they just killed the record python at 18 feet! Jumping johosephat. That's my worst nightmare. I'm Minndiana Jones. I hate snakes!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (vmAQh)

751 "You can judge a man based on the quality of his enemies." I shudder to think what this makes our President.

It's an inverse relationship.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (xSo9G)

752 Our Statue is called "Liberty Enlightening the World", holding a "1776" tablet. The tacked-on Lazarus poem essentially reverses that, saying that the World (mass migration) Enlightens Liberty (America)--even as we see mass migrations snuffing out the lights of liberty across the globe.

And Ellis Island was the opposite of today: legal immigration only, mandatory assimilation, no freeloaders, you owe America, America doesn't owe you, Engrish only, etc.

Democrats are lying to you about the Statue of Liberty so they can replace you.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (Ndje9)

753 Can we build some of those cars like in Mad Max, with spikes and blades?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM (ciY8/)

754 Levin is on. He's about to have a rage attack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM (ptqGC)

755
I concur. President Trump pretty much signaled that the Feral Gubmint drones are f*cked if they're counting on a paycheck from him. He tossed the ball in Chuck's and Nancy's corner.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (5Yee7)

I figure the gated communities line was about way more than that. The little people will not exclusively bear the brunt of any conflict on this matter. No way.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM (ZBAy+)

756 Crap. High winds, and power going through resets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM (2ENQq)

757 240 There are steel slat fences in El Paso and Mexicans climb them in about 10 seconds. There are videos of it.

Not if it is electrified.

Posted by: free tibet at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM (CL76w)

758 So, they insist that steel slats aren't a wall, so that when they give in to Trump they can claim he didn't get his wall?

Great plan, guys.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM (m075u)

759 Now it is our turn.

Call your Senator or Rep, no matter the party, and tell him/her it's TIME.

Notify them by mail, phone e-mil--any and all means.

You know what to say.


But DO it.


Posted by: irongrampa at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (S/hVx)
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First thing tomorrow!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM (hECVl)

760
Pelosi and Schumer looked liked the aliens from They Live! I wonder how many subliminal messages they packed in their rebuttal?

Posted by: no good deed at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (uTY3H)

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I couldn't help but think that. Except you needed special glasses in the movie.

Posted by: Chuck and Nancy Lizardperson at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM (uEbPt)

761


"Holy hell what did they do to Gloria Borger's face?!"

You can do a lot with ratchet straps.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM (z8c2c)

762 I never watched the Simpsons, but it looks like someone put nancy's makeup on with a potato canon.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM (9L2du)

763 Jane D'oh, oh man.
While I think the leftists and libs deserve to have to listen to it, Levin's voice is just SCARY when he has a rage stroke.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (miE9U)

764
In addition the thing calls for those "yearning to breathe free", not those yearning to eat for free. 

Posted by: irright at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (RVcmP)

Goddamn. Sharing this one far and wide.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (ZBAy+)

765 Steel?! They'll never get thru.

Posted by: The Chicago Bears Kicker at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (xSo9G)

766
He should have brought up the amount of times, from Reagan on, when the Dems PROMISED to fix border security, but did not.



Then said, you don't continue to negotiate with those who welsh on a deal.


Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (NgKpN
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Can't agree. I thought it was pretty much his final attempt to lay out the facts so he can claim he didn't declare an emergency for lack of trying to get a deal from the Dems.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (mblbk)

767 The words to our National Dance Song are "put your left foot in and shake it all about." Clearly, all foot-preventing wall is not who we are.

Posted by: Nanzi and Schmuck at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)

768 That creepy stare of Schumer's is going to replace the evil clown in my nightmares.


Posted by: josephistan

Goes right through you, right.

Posted by: Boswell at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (32YRo)

769 Looks like ace has been spending some quality time on Forgotten Weapons channel. Check out InRange too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (KNycr)

770 Levin's heart is pleading with him to Calm Down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

771 I HATE having MS new feed: "Trump claims there's a border crisis, Dems say it's manufactured"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (AllCR)

772 I saw the Steel Sluts open for everyone on Hollywood Blvd every day in the early 1990s!!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (KB3MD)

773 STEEL SLATS CAN'T STOP MEXICANS!!!
GOOGLE IT!!!!


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (m075u)


Mexicans can't melt steel!

Posted by: Rosie at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (9gHOW)

774 If you think CNN is bad, I caught a bit of PBS just looking to see how Schumer/Pelosi looked.
Hard to describe. But if you took "smug", "condescending"and "lying shitweasel" and had a 3-way Chinese genetic experimental clusterfuck it would come close.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 08, 2019 09:40 PM (SqopC)

775 724 By the by, the Everglades pythons are cross breeding into super pythons.

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This is what happens when the pythons are allowed to date hippos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 08, 2019 09:40 PM (UGqF8)

776 I bet Chuck & Nancy smell like old people.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:40 PM (/Z/Su)

777 But DO it.
Posted by: irongrampa

Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, ad infinitum.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:40 PM (LOq4H)

778 @762: "I never watched the Simpsons, but it looks like someone put nancy's makeup on with a potato canon."

youtube . com / watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs

"Homer! You've got it set on whore!"

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:40 PM (I/iGu)

779 Mr. Cooper, when re-entering the United States from vacation, or business, or whatever reason, when CBP demands your passport, do you:

1) cry and pout like a 3 year old until they let you through?
2) scream down the CBP agent, refusing to give him/her you passport because it's inhumane and an insult for them to ask?
3) storm past CBP, simply refusing their demands?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at January 08, 2019 09:40 PM (NMSSJ)

780 It's far better with the sound off, but I'm pleased to have found a live Fox feed on the intertubez. Maybe now I can watch the TuCa?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 08, 2019 09:40 PM (f3oO4)

781 Nancy and Chuck look like greeters at a funeral home

Posted by: Majolica at January 08, 2019 09:40 PM (L/iaS)

782 Two words: Giant pythongators.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:41 PM (ptqGC)

783 754 Levin is on. He's about to have a rage attack.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM (ptqGC)

So, day that ends in '-y' then?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2019 09:41 PM (KNycr)

784 Emma Lazarus was a communist sympathizer, sand blast that fucking poem off

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2019 09:41 PM (U7k5w)

785 769 Looks like ace has been spending some quality time on Forgotten Weapons channel. Check out InRange too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (KNycr)

I like The Tank Museum's channel, too

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:41 PM (Izzlo)

786
omg, AOC is on MSNBC. "Our amazing, beautiful, and productive immigrant community!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:41 PM (mblbk)

787 Trump: Trying to protect American citizens from murder, rape, and stealing.

Pelosi and Schumer: Trying to protect useless bureaucrats.


It is that simple.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 09:41 PM (pw+jk)

788 Schumer and Pelosi looked like those Russian stacking dolls.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:41 PM (ciY8/)

789 "Oh, and one more thing..." (a Steve Jobs thing)

The sooner it's finished- to MY satisfaction- the sooner the shutdown stops.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 09:41 PM (xSo9G)

790 ''Wait till the super pythons breed with the water moccasins. Boy howdy!''


Throw some rattlers in and maybe some coral snakes for color.. That would be some nasty snake.

Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM (jm1YL)

791 Mr. Cooper, when re-entering the United States from vacation, or business, or whatever reason, when CBP demands your passport, do you:

1) cry and pout like a 3 year old until they let you through?
2) scream down the CBP agent, refusing to give him/her you passport because it's inhumane and an insult for them to ask?
3) storm past CBP, simply refusing their demands?
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at January 08, 2019 09:40 PM (NMSSJ)


Option 4... he, er, 'genitally massages' the officer with his mouth, until they agree to let him pass.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM (miE9U)

792 @779
Usually takes all three to get the cavity check. But I'm patient.

Posted by: Anderson at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM (SqopC)

793 748 They are waiting until 2020 to announce her death.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2019 09:35 PM (1g7ch)



So in the mean time, it will be something out of "Patterns of Force" - Star Trek (Original)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM (WNAuL)

794 Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..... STEEL...............................

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycfeho2d

Posted by: geoffb at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM (zOpu5)

795 Jim Acosta just let go with his pre-written zinger: "Call the surgeon general, that speech was hazardous to the truth."



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Call an ambulance because you just got burned!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)


Call the jerk store because they are all outta you!

Posted by: Costanza at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM (QLvwG)

796 Steel Slants?
is this related to Iron Chinks?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM (BJlbN)

797


CNN and Andi "BUTTBOY" Cooper are basically telling us that building a border wall i like, the worst thing ever.

Can CNN even exist without Don giving them material to create their lowbrow, stupid television productions?

Andi gets all serious talking about how bad the wall is and how bad Trump is and all this.

It's just fucking weird.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM (z8c2c)

798 771 I HATE having MS new feed: "Trump claims there's a border crisis, Dems say it's manufactured"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (AllCR)

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Both statements are true. The Democrats and spineless Republicans have manufactured the border crisis by refusing to fix the problem and essentially siding with the illegal aliens over American citizens.

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM (phVW9)

799 Two words: Giant pythongators.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:41 PM (ptqGC)


Giant pythongatornado!

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM (T71PA)

800 Consider callingl the House and Senate switchboard reps tomorrow as well as writing to Pres Trump
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM
~~~~~


The President asked that we call our Reps and Senators, especially if they are democrats. I loo forward to speaking with Spartacus and Porky the Pedophile.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM (NtglE)

801 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 08, 2019 09:23 PM (qM84C)

Mary is SO RIGHT!!! Also Mary, would you have a word with those young persons who gather around our walnut tree where your Birkenstock was (before it went to the exhibit at Burlington College).

You know the new parking rules (no parking of global destroying fuel vehicles in Brattleboro, unless you already live here).

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (zCyNd)

802
So when does he declare the emergency? Before the SOTU?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (mblbk)

803 @786: "omg, AOC is on MSNBC."

How cute! She's wearing her official congressional pin so everyone can see she's a real congresswoman!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (I/iGu)

804 nothing wrong with being hated.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 09:27 PM (MTjB1)

-------

But, that's my point... the other students didn't hate me... the knew there was a gut-level problem with what this Commie douche was saying.

I didn't mind being hated by a Communist. That was fine. He couldn't downgrade me, because my papers were good.

I don't believe that's true anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (/6nXk)

805 omg, AOC is on MSNBC.

Anesthesia, you were great on the dance video where you weren't speaking. Now, spin for me...

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (xSo9G)

806 Yeah I don't know how Democrats thought people would be convinced by a bunch of vacationing government workers compared to people's murdered neighbors.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (ciY8/)

807 Now it is our turn.
Call your Senator or Rep, no matter the party, and tell him/her it's TIME.Notify them by mail, phone e-mil--any and all means.

You know what to say.
But DO it.


Posted by: irongrampa

...............

I tried.. all their phones are shut down.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (438dO)

808 You guys don't understand. They think it's the "Statute of Liberty."

That makes it the law. And Jim Acosta is a higher court than even a Hawaiian judge. So just shut up.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (VaN/j)

809 bet Chuck & Nancy smell like old people.
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She probably has that old lady perfume poured on in buckets. You know, the kind that make you choke and your eyes water. Really gets the old dyspnea going.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (JcXHH)

810 I like The Tank Museum's channel, too
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 09:41 PM (Izzlo)

The Chieftan's channel is good too for getting all over and inside historic tanks.

Military History Visualized is a good channel, but the guys accent, while hilarious, can make it hard to understand at times.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (KNycr)

811 Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:40 PM (I/iGu)

lol.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (9L2du)

812 CNN and Andi "BUTTBOY" Cooper are basically telling us that building a border wall i like, the worst thing ever.


Too bad the smarter of the Vanderbilt boys took a dive off his mom's balcony.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (ptqGC)

813 Now poems are national policy, woulda thunk?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (LOq4H)

Chuck and Nancy
Sitting in a tree...

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2019 09:44 PM (XROPS)

814 ... it looks like someone put nancy's makeup on with a potato canon.
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2019 09:38 PM


+++++

I love this frikkin' place.

Posted by: tanstaafl at January 08, 2019 09:44 PM (T09ml)

815 Okay, enough of this heavy stuff. Bring back Donut Girl!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 09:44 PM (miE9U)

816 For the very non biased AP:

AP FACT CHECK: Do ex-presidents back Trump wall? They say no

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 09:44 PM (G3RO0)

817 Even Ann Coulter liked the speech.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM (AllCR)

818 So when does he declare the emergency? Before the SOTU?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (mblbk)

----------------

During SOTU would be awesome.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM (ffYR/)

819 Oh my poor cardiovascular system....

why? Why, pray-fucking-tell, would Trump "manufacture" the border crisis?

For the love of all that isn't Democrat, WHY? What does anyone gain from building a gigantic wall we don't actually need? What is the calculus here? What goes on inside the starchy gelatinous depths of these people's skulls?

I just..


grrarhahasdflhbr!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM (Ct55T)

820 I didn't get one thing I'd hoped for in the speech. The Hypocrisy Checklist.

Here's when Obama was for border security, here's when Schumer was for border security, here's where Ted Freakin' Kennedy was ...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM (fuK7c)

821 For Anderson Cooper, doesn't "prebuttal" mean "foreplay"?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM (VaN/j)

822 443
Chuck's speech is effective.
As effective as a wall made with steel slats!

Posted by: Fernando Fenceclimber at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM (klpnh)

823 813: Maybe Muldoon can replace Lazarus' POS poem with something zingier and more modern.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2019 09:46 PM (U7k5w)

824
And people thought I was creepy looking.

Posted by: Pennywise at January 08, 2019 09:46 PM (t6XCL)

825 This is almost as good as Clemson beating Alabama. Almost.

Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2019 09:46 PM (zLDYs)

826 Pretty sure I turned on the tv and caught Chuck and Nancy trying to sell reverse mortgages.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 08, 2019 09:46 PM (ZuGkg)

827 Schumer and Pelosi looked like to old foggies with gas. And what's with Schumer's one lazy Quasimodo eye?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:46 PM (ciY8/)

828


Will Nancy and CHuck be in wheelchairs doing their buttals the next time?

Come on, give it to that bucktooth Mexican with the big cans Cortex. Let her do these buttals.

Oh how I would love to see that. Those eyes shining brightly, almost ready to expode out of her head shooting into the camera...

Hey, you know what. Her face looks a lot like the They Live Alien faces.

It does! Those huge saucer-like bugeyes, the sunken cheeks from eating ricecakes all day, the peeled back lips revealing teeth that could be used in a rock crusher.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 08, 2019 09:46 PM (z8c2c)

829 grrarhahasdflhbr!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM (Ct55T)

And I am glad these children were here today to hear this authentic Moron Gibberish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at January 08, 2019 09:46 PM (KNycr)

830 786
omg, AOC is on MSNBC. "Our amazing, beautiful, and productive immigrant community!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



Well sugartits, the productive and LEGAL immigrants I have no problem with. Its the ones here illegally that are at issue here.

Also, show me your tits.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 09:46 PM (WNAuL)

831 Vanderbilt Poofter didn't like it? THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 08, 2019 09:46 PM (y7DUB)

832 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 09:41 PM (pw+jk)

Succinct and accurate. Otherwise known as slicing like a hammer

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (uEbPt)

833 -
--
They are waiting until 2020 to announce her death.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2019 09:35 PM (1g7ch)




So in the mean time, it will be something out of "Patterns of Force" - Star Trek (Original)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 09:42 PM
----------------------------------------
I was more thinking Futurama "Beast with a billion backs" with the uniparty as the beast.


Posted by: irright at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (RVcmP)

834
During SOTU would be awesome.Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM (ffYR/
===

It would also be more Constitutional, actually. The President is supposed to "report" to Congress from time to time on the affairs of the nation. The SOTU would be the logical occasion.

"So, all things considered, I'm declaring an emergency and you can expect the sound of bulldozers on the border within 72 hours."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (mblbk)

835 820: I was hoping for videos of donks who had been for a wall. Let Schumer rebut himself?

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (U7k5w)

836 "The Eiffel tower itself now has a wall around it to protect from terrorists"

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American citizens should start wearing Eiffel Tower suits to merit that sort of protection.

Posted by: Decaf at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (hT1qM)

837 For Anderson Cooper, doesn't "prebuttal" mean "foreplay"?
====

No. It means he already has a load up there before the next rando dumps one in.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (JcXHH)

838 Walls and armed guards and checkpoints? Crazy talk!

Posted by: TSA at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (xSo9G)

839 Now poems are national policy, woulda thunk?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:34 PM (LOq4H)

There once was a Jim from Nantucket...

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (XROPS)

840 During SOTU would be awesome.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM (ffYR/)


PDT: "... which is why I'm declaring this National Emergency. And as long as I'm doing so, I'm also declaring every Democrat in this chamber an enemy of American society and values, and shipping them all off to Gitmo for detaining. My GOP colleagues, you're free to go. All the Dems here, sit tight while we process you into the system, 'cuz you ain't goin' anywhere for quite some time..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (miE9U)

841
This is almost as good as Clemson beating Alabama. Almost.


Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2019 09:46 PM (zLDYs)


My late dad attended Clemson when it was a military college. They had an actual tiger they'd roll out in a cage for games. When they played the Gamecocks, they'd toss a live chicken in the cage during the game.


REEEEeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (ptqGC)

842 ''Schumer's one lazy Quasimodo eye?''

Probably why he wears those reading glasses down on his nose. Distracts from the strange eyes.

Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (jm1YL)

843 790 ''Wait till the super pythons breed with the water moccasins. Boy howdy!''


Throw some rattlers in and maybe some coral snakes for color.. That would be some nasty snake.
Posted by: Tuna



Next week, on the SyFy Channel!! MegaSnake!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (WNAuL)

844 Very effective, I thought. I especially liked when he compared the wall to the walls and fences the pols build around their homes and noted that it isn't because they hate the people outside, but they love the people inside. (Well, actually I do think pols hate the people on the outside, but it was still a good analogy.) Pelosi and Schumer are grotesque.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (d6Ksn)

845 Makeup Potato Cannon would be a good band name...

Posted by: turambar at January 08, 2019 09:48 PM (s2J6c)

846 (last caller on CSPAN) Wait ... a GOPer from CA? zOMG!!!!!! Hates Pelosi. Loves Trump.

Posted by: Vlad at January 08, 2019 09:48 PM (t3YBx)

847

I didn't get one thing I'd hoped for in the speech. The Hypocrisy Checklist.



Here's when Obama was for border security, here's when Schumer was
for border security, here's where Ted Freakin' Kennedy was ...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM (fuK7c
====

He didn't give the bullet list, but he did note the hypocrisy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:48 PM (mblbk)

848 Ana Navarro, Rick Wilson, and Juan Williams should ditch their current news networks, and start an indie podcast that no one but detained terrorists and self-loathing masochists will hear.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 08, 2019 09:48 PM (I/iGu)

849 Well, that was fast.

Our local funeral home is using the Chuck & Nancy photo in his ads.

Posted by: tanstaafl at January 08, 2019 09:49 PM (T09ml)

850 Ok ... something that has been troubling me.

Pelosi didn't blink. Once.

Chuckie seemed to be holding back a shart.

Posted by: Vlad at January 08, 2019 09:49 PM (t3YBx)

851 845 Makeup Potato Cannon would be a good band name...
Posted by: turambar at January 08, 2019 09:48 PM (s2J6c)

I still like Zionist Gentrification Cafe- the ZGC for short.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at January 08, 2019 09:49 PM (KNycr)

852


"bet Chuck & Nancy smell like old people. "

Like Hillary, they have refined scent profiles, including some or all of the following.

Urine stained mattress
Boiled Cabbage
Sauerkraut
A lite undertone of rancid chum
Clams
Baby Powder
Mothballs
Tooth Decay
Shirt starch
Hot Dogs
Tacos
Elephant balls
Armpits
Cut grass
Compost
Freezer burn

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 08, 2019 09:49 PM (z8c2c)

853 Even Ann Coulter liked the speech.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM

I am tired of Ms. Adams Apple. She can GFH

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:50 PM (vmAQh)

854
Very effective, I thought. I especially liked when
he compared the wall to the walls and fences the pols build around their
homes and noted that it isn't because they hate the people outside, but
they love the people inside. (Well, actually I do think pols hate the
people on the outside, but it was still a good analogy.) Pelosi and
Schumer are grotesque.


Posted by: DonnaV at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (d6Ksn

=====
Listening to Rachel Maddow say she has no idea why he made that speech tonight, I'm beginning to think he did the right thing. He'll come back to it when he declares a state of emergency.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2019 09:50 PM (mblbk)

855 My GOP colleagues, you're free to go.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (miE9U)

EXCEPT YOU, MITTENS! YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:50 PM (ZBAy+)

856 "The new American Gothic."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7qg78xy

Posted by: geoffb at January 08, 2019 09:50 PM (zOpu5)

857 omg, AOC is on MSNBC. "Our amazing, beautiful, and productive immigrant community!"

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That machine gun really sets off your eyes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 09:50 PM (+y/Ru)

858


"'Wait till the super pythons breed with the water moccasins. Boy howdy!''

Andi Cooper will try to shove one up his butt, guaranteed.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 08, 2019 09:50 PM (z8c2c)

859 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM (fuK7c)
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He said the guy you're gonna hear from later tonight "was" for it and "they" all changed "their" minds once I got elected. That was pretty good. No need to bring up Obama and Kennedy and all the baggage that comes with talking about them. He's trying to persuade people with a razor touch.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 09:50 PM (uEbPt)

860 Did you catch ZGC at the Palindrome?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2019 09:50 PM (KNycr)

861 Mexicans can't melt steel!

Posted by: Rosie at January 08, 2019 09:39 PM (9gHOW)


Worth trying.

Posted by: Mongols, busy rendering down captives into incindiary fat at January 08, 2019 09:50 PM (bZ7mE)

862 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

863 Maybe Muldoon can replace Lazarus' POS poem with something zingier and more modern.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2019 09:46 PM (U7k5w)

"Give me your tired, your hungry

Yearning to eat free"

Posted by: Miklos, a better poet than Emma Lazarus, which ain't saying much at January 08, 2019 09:51 PM (zCyNd)

864 AP FACT CHECK: Do ex-presidents back Trump wall? They say no


Considering who are ex-presidents are, I'm going to say 'yes' to the wall.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2019 09:51 PM (WNAuL)

865 Ok ... something that has been troubling me.

Pelosi didn't blink. Once.
----------------------

The eyes on the side of her head did all the blinking.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 09:51 PM (uEbPt)

866 He said the guy you're gonna hear from later tonight "was" for it and "they" all changed "their" minds once I got elected.


Fair enough.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 09:51 PM (fuK7c)

867 853 Even Ann Coulter liked the speech.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM

I am tired of Ms. Adams Apple. She can GFH
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:50 PM (vmAQh)



Whoa. Ann was the first to get on the Trump bandwagon.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 08, 2019 09:52 PM (cTtYG)

868 I saw Makeup Potato Cannon open for Frank Zappa at the Electric Factory in Philly in '72.

Posted by: tanstaafl at January 08, 2019 09:52 PM (T09ml)

869 Sounds like Trump is prepping the nation for declaring a national security crisis on the border

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 09:52 PM (tRLIC)

870 Posted by: DonnaV at January 08, 2019 09:47 PM (d6Ksn)

He seared the image directly in people's hippocampuses for mental deployment when the lizard people spoke. Extremely effective.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 09:53 PM (uEbPt)

871 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2019 09:53 PM (KNycr)

872 NOOD

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2019 09:53 PM (/Z/Su)

873 Lie Number 433 was when Trump described the proposed wall as made of "steel." Actually may of the fasteners will be made of anodized aluminum.

Posted by: Fact Checker at January 08, 2019 09:53 PM (SqopC)

874 There once was a Jim from Nantucket...

Posted by: LASue

Hah! Now I'll spend a week looking for that in the Constitution!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 08, 2019 09:54 PM (LOq4H)

875 Yeah I don't know how Democrats thought people would be convinced by a bunch of vacationing government workers compared to people's murdered neighbors.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:43 PM (ciY8/)

--------------------------

They were trying not to play on Trump's field. He had them snookered.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 09:55 PM (uEbPt)

876 I saw Potato Cannon open for Spud Gun, Moscow, ID. 1995.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2019 09:55 PM (2ENQq)

877 747 Trumps should say that he is going to have Levin scream at the country until we get a wall.

It will be built by the end of the week.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 09:37 PM (/tuJf)

This is true.

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 09:55 PM (tRLIC)

878 Even Ann Coulter liked the speech. 

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 09:45 PM 

Well thank Joseph, I was losing sleep over what Ann Coulter would say. Even Michelle Malkin has raised and sold off some media properties. What's Ann done besides be a witty writer? She has no more skin in the game than any other blogger.

If you want me to take you seriously at all as a sometime critic of the President, go out and accomplish something first. Doesn't matter in what, just be the best, or at least do some actual work for the President's agenda.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 09:56 PM (ZBAy+)

879 >>>Miles and miles of animatronic Statues of Liberty guarding the wall with lit torches! I LOVE IT!
<<<

Torches, hell! Let's upgrade them to Fembots and deploy a magnificent pair of GAU-8/A Avengers. Embrace your inner Supple Leopard, bitches.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2019 09:59 PM (wxZSX)

880 I am tired of Ms. Adams Apple. She can GFH
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 09:50 PM (vmAQh)


Whoa. Ann was the first to get on the Trump bandwagon.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 08, 2019 09:52 PM (cTtYG)


The Blonde Scarecrow just did it to be *edgy* on her buddy Maher's dogshit show. Every fucking thing that backstabbing witch does is to garner attention.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 08, 2019 10:05 PM (y7DUB)

881 12 Is anyone seeing my comments?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 08:44 PM (yQpMk)

Nope.

Posted by: West at January 08, 2019 10:49 PM (1y2hk)

882 LAST!

Posted by: RedRiverTed at January 08, 2019 11:15 PM (4jVqB)

883 882 LAST!
Posted by: RedRiverTed at January 08, 2019 11:15 PM (4jVqB)
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Willowed!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 08, 2019 11:27 PM (WEBkv)

884 "578
I have a neighbor who was heinously murdered by an illegal alien. He
almost cut her head off and then took her phone and taunted her family.



That's not manufactured. It's real. And I'm tired of Democrats
supporting people who aren't our citizens because they want votes. Im
sick of it. Fuck these people.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 09:21 PM (ciY8/)"
...
As I've said a number of times recently, these people are not our countrymen, and if they persist with the open borders bullshit and in deliberately releasing violent criminals, we need to stop pretending that they are.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 08, 2019 11:41 PM (67XdO)

885 My sphincter is ready for the PreButtal, the MidButtal, and the PostButtal too!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 09, 2019 06:22 AM (EATOD)

886 Slept through all of it.

The Dems have no excuses. They are failing their one primary reason for existence - to keep the American people safe.

Anyone who has a front door has a wall if it's kept closed and locked.

All the bull-shitting in the world cannot change that basic fact. If you want to endanger your own lives, go to it. NOT MINE.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at January 09, 2019 07:31 AM (xZjSg)

887 Anderson Cooper is a whey-faced jerk, raised in money by an amoral whore of a mother. Yes, I'm going to listen to HIS prognostications. Uh huh.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at January 09, 2019 07:33 AM (xZjSg)

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