Don Lemon: We Need to Censor Trump's Speech Before Broadcasting His Propaganda to the American People



Paula Boyard transcribed the exchange between these two lunatics. One of them turns out to be slightly less totalitarian than the other.

Even fellow CNN host Chris Cuomo, who's usually equally unhinged, wasn't buying it. The look on his face when Lemon suggests a delay is precious -- it really should have it's own "Wut?" speech balloon. "He has his right to make the argument to the American people," Cuomo said. "And by the way," he added, "wanting barriers along the border is not propaganda. It's not immoral, it's not wrong."

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1 But Obama got extra time for propagandizing.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 03:14 PM (BXMxN)

2 OMG, I had a conversation with my idiotic NPC SJW sister-in-law yesterday at a family get-together. She's a high school teacher. She happily reported that she got to go on a "free trip" to Los Angeles and how fun it was. How was it free, I asked. "The school district paid for it -- some kind of training."

"Training? What kind of training?" I asked.

"Ummm, what'd they call it? Umm, something like, umm, was it 'Diversity training'? Something like that."

Me: "Diversity training? What'd they make you do?"

"Oh, first we had to go to the Holocaust Museum to learn about racism. And then the next day we had groups sessions with these 'facilitators.' I didn't understand that part."

"What happened?"

"Well, they made us all sit in a circle and then they went around telling each one of us that we were racist and that we were the problem and the we had white privilege and that we had to dismantle white supremacy 'n' stuff."

"What didn't you understand?"

"Well I raised my hand and said that I myself wasn't racist. Excuse ME. But then the facilitators jumped down my throat and said that if I didn't see my own racism then I was the worst racist of all and that they were going to report me to the superintendent's office." She shrugged." "I mean, what's that all about?" Then she laughed, like a child giggling.

"Gee, it's enough to turn you into a conservative, hunh?" I said.

She looked TOTALLY confused."How so?"

"Well," I explained, "This whole Diversity thing is pushed by liberals and the Democrats, isn't it? Right?"

Again, total confusion. "I don't THINK so," she went on. "It's not a political thing, It's just a training session, that's all."

The she wandered away to refill her wine glass.

HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO STUPID?????

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:14 PM (c+2jX)

3 #DrunkDonLemon

Posted by: ShainS at January 08, 2019 03:15 PM (F26rd)

4 Don Lemon should be shot out of a canon.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:15 PM (F4u7C)

5 Not first. *)

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 08, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)

6 I need to censor Don Lemon with an axe handle.

Need.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 08, 2019 03:15 PM (bcbK8)

7 HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO STUPID?????
Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:14 PM (c+2jX)

That's why she's a teacher.

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 08, 2019 03:16 PM (vkS2Z)

8 Don't think Cuomo is getting a handy from Lemon any time soon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2019 03:16 PM (1ISKN)

9 Chris Cuomo is the voice of reason...this is truly the end of times.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)

10 The Weekly Bulwark staff agrees with Don Lemon. Toot, toot!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 03:16 PM (vmAQh)

11 Andrew McCaskill ... ooops, Cuomo 2020: "I'm not one of those crazy Democrats!"

Posted by: mrp at January 08, 2019 03:16 PM (Pqytn)

12 For the LAST TIME!!!!!

Journalists DO NOT PICK SIDES!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chris Cillizza at January 08, 2019 03:16 PM (F4u7C)

13 Translation: They know this is really popular and resonates with the American people and had more to do with him winning the White House than any other single issue.

Posted by: Blago at January 08, 2019 03:16 PM (UfkIY)

14 You mean Don Lemon wants to wall off Trump's speech and only let selected portions thru?

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (Ry8mf)

15

When you've lost Cuomo...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (aKsyK)

16 Quite the little Fascist. It seems to be spreading.

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (G0vdT)

17 The scary part is that I'm becoming more and more convinced that these people believe their own nonsense.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (GBteo)

18 It would almost be hilarious that these people have to go Full Mao in order to keep the mob they created from eating them.

If it wasn't so distressing.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (UnA8+)

19 I watched it with the sound off. So I wouldn't get aurally infected.

Posted by: m at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (GkIz4)

20 #DrunkDonLemon


I am Smartacus!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (8ikIW)

21 When you've lost Chris Cuomo...

OMG.. Lemon is un-friggin-believable!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (so+oy)

22

Christ Almighty, look at where we are in our nation's history.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (i+piv)

23 Don't think Cuomo is getting a handy from Lemon any time soon.
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But he can still put it in my butt!

Posted by: Don L. at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (vg8iE)

24 Is Gab down again?

Posted by: SMH at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (RU4sa)

25 Auditioning for Minister of Propaganda when the next Reich comes to power.

Posted by: ShainS at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (F26rd)

26 Trump is such a dictator that the press can openly discuss censoring him and delaying his speech. He is the dictator of all dictators.

Posted by: SH at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (sX1BW)

27 it'd be a shame if trump mentions this during his speech

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (7J5t2)

28 I hope they never fire Don Lemon (Party). He is a real-time object lesson in stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (I2dne)

29 Just got back from dancing on the roof for a video! What'd I miss?

Posted by: Ruth Vader-Ginsu at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (Ry8mf)

30
HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO STUPID?????

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:14 PM (c+2jX)
Yesterday was it? Give her a call in a week to see if the superintendent has 'explained' the situation to her racist hater ass. See if she understands becoming a conservative then.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (37IEG)

31 Gee, the 327 comatose seniors in nursing homes that "watch" CNN must have really been really impressed by Don Lemon's Goebbels impersonation.

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (c+2jX)

32 The good news is Don Lemon only has about five viewers

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Yeah baby! at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (LISuA)

33 CNN should delay the airing and do VH-1 pop-up video style balloons with their "corrections" to Trump semi-live.

It would be hilarious.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (GBteo)

34 Somebody in the last thread mentioned Carly Fiorina.
For some reason Carly's name is very pleasant and exciting. It's a better name than she deserves. It makes me think of --

"And now -- The Carly Fiorina Show! With tonight's guest stars, Red Skelton, Jack Benny, and Mamie van Doren! And featuring Harry Morgan and Cara Williams as 'Pete and Gladys'! Brought to you by Rocket 88 Oldsmobile! See your Oldsmobile dealer today!!!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (7MRhd)

35 When you've lost Cuomo...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (aKsyK)


But he can do the Egyptian Kettle Stand or whatever......It's on his fuckFacebook page.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (F4u7C)

36 Wanna see my dance video? Haters!

Posted by: Lon Demon at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (vmAQh)

37 I like to take multiple test drives...for the biggest fit, of course.

Posted by: Don lemon squeezer at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (yhf6w)

38 You mean Don Lemon wants to wall off Trump's speech and only let selected portions thru?


Adverbs are persecuted through the third world.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:19 PM (86h67)

39 29 Just got back from dancing on the roof for a video! What'd I miss?

Posted by: Ruth Vader-Ginsu at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (Ry8mf)

Hi Ruthie...what's new and shakin' with you?

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

40 The only news fit to be heard is from their mouths I guess.

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2019 03:19 PM (/rm4P)

41 When you've lost Cuomo...


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Don't go looking for him.

Posted by: SH at January 08, 2019 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

42 13 Translation: They know this is really popular and resonates with the American people and had more to do with him winning the White House than any other single issue.

Posted by: Blago at January 08, 2019 03:16 PM (UfkIY)

Please be this.

Posted by: m at January 08, 2019 03:19 PM (GkIz4)

43 HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO STUPID?????
Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:14 PM (c+2jX)
++++++++++++
See also: Don Lemon.

You can also point out to her that public self-denunciation is a Maoist tactic to ensure compliance with the state. Her head might explode.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:19 PM (I2dne)

44 Replace "If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it" with "If CNN delays a Trump speech."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2019 03:19 PM (1ISKN)

45 Diversity training only works on the stupid, zombie. Though in this case, it sounds like your in law is literally too stupid to be employed, and that will probably be remedied.

I'm not surprised at Don Lemon- I still think the President needs to seize a broadcaster, just to make clear that the American people retain control over their public airwaves- but I am super excited about Chris Cuomo. Between him and multiple House Dems claiming the barrier really isn't -that- bad, it is a clear sign the Dems are desperate to deal. The usual Blame Trump tactics aren't working- not even when Trump takes credit for the shutdown.

Ruh roh!

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 03:19 PM (ZBAy+)

46 32 The good news is Don Lemon only has about five viewers

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Yeah baby! at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (LISuA)


True. The problem is that they all live on my block.

Posted by: jwb7605 at January 08, 2019 03:20 PM (uU9ws)

47 Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:14 PM (c+2jX)
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Next time she spouts some leftist racial bullshit, just say, "Come on, even some strangers you've never met before as well as your employer think you're a racist. You can cut the shit."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 03:20 PM (vg8iE)

48 The she wandered away to refill her wine glass.

HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO STUPID?????
Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:14 PM (c+2jX)


A real eye opener for me was seeing which of the people I knew in high school turned out to be teachers.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 03:20 PM (KUaJL)

49 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 03:20 PM (9uM86)

50 The usual lefty audience is otherwise occupied today anyway. It seems BP discovered a billion barrels of oil in the Gulf, and of course everyone (well, all the Nutty Left anyway) is mobilizing to stop extraction.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Yeah baby! at January 08, 2019 03:20 PM (LISuA)

51


hahahahaha @ the Wang reference in the lower thread!


How could I forget Wang.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 03:21 PM (i+piv)

52 Aunt Ruthy is kicking back with a glass of cognac reading transcripts of court cases the rest of her team had to sit through.

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2019 03:21 PM (/rm4P)

53
When you've lost Chris Como...

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 03:21 PM (TAmPV)

54 Nothing fascist there, Don. Not ONE THING.

Go watch "Good Morning Vietnam" again, dipshit.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:21 PM (F4u7C)

55 34 Like half the people here are scratching their heads over this post...

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 03:21 PM (BXMxN)

56 Don Lemon: "We need to censor Trump's speech before the American people hear it!"

Me: "Wouldn't that be the definition of fake news?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 08, 2019 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

57 A real eye opener for me was seeing which of the people I knew in high school turned out to be teachers.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 03:20 PM (KUaJL)

Yep.

The dumbest girls I knew in college all became teachers (or work in "public relations" or "human relations" or some such nonsense.)

Another scary thought? The dumbest guys I knew in college seemed to drawn in to law enforcement.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:21 PM (GBteo)

58 Hi Ruthie...what's new and shakin' with you?

Oh, you know. Finished pouring the foundation for my "she-shed" this morning, so celebrated with my AOC dance moves! It's a lot tougher if you're on a sloped roof, by the way.

Posted by: Ruth Vader-Ginsu at January 08, 2019 03:22 PM (Wd55D)

59 22 "Well," I explained, "This whole Diversity thing is pushed by liberals and the Democrats, isn't it? Right?"

Again, total confusion. "I don't THINK so," she went on. "It's not a political thing, It's just a training session, that's all."

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:14 PM (c+2jX)

Can you take this on as a hobby?

Posted by: m at January 08, 2019 03:22 PM (GkIz4)

60 HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO STUPID?????


I pray I never have to go to something like that. I'd be warning the facilitator that if they called me a racist again they better be prepared to pick their teeth out of their own stool.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:22 PM (86h67)

61 If Cuomo is saying publically that border walls aren't immoral I get a sense that the knives are coming out for Nanzi among the elders of the party. Poor Nanzi caught between AOC and the NY Mob Boss.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 03:22 PM (2LelM)

62 Lets get this over with. Go ahead and ask the Hawaiian judges if Trump can speak on TV tonight.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Yeah baby! at January 08, 2019 03:22 PM (LISuA)

63 We are pulling our support from TuCa and from Don Lemon. We're independent and even handed that way.

Posted by: Vitameatavegamin at January 08, 2019 03:23 PM (QLvwG)

64 The usual lefty audience is otherwise occupied today anyway. It seems BP discovered a billion barrels of oil in the Gulf, and of course everyone (well, all the Nutty Left anyway) is mobilizing to stop extraction.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Yeah baby! at January 08, 2019 03:20 PM (LISuA)
++++++++++++
Speaking of BP and the Gulf, the Macando well disaster was basically a worst-case scenario for what can happen there. It wasn't a good thing. There are some modest long-term consequences. That said, we (both the government and industry) actually did very well with that catastrophe (the giant cash extraction notwithstanding, but that was political and not practical) and we learned a helluva lot about what to do (and not do).

I have very little concern about widespread Gulf oil exploitation after that. Disaster is always possible, but we learned a lot about how to deal with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:23 PM (I2dne)

65

Don Lemon suggests that Trump's speech be delayed so it can be edited and kept from Americans.


SHUT UP FUSSY PANTS

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 03:23 PM (TAmPV)

66 Willowed Bulwark joke:

https://tinyurl.com/yarbe5dh

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 03:23 PM (AoI9N)

67 Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:14 PM (c+2jX)

Funny how she things being on an expense account paid for by the state is FREE......

I seriously weep for the future.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:23 PM (F4u7C)

68 yeah, fuck you don. and the white boy who rode you in.

don needs to be turned into a lawn dart and then sent to a wood chipper feet first.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2019 03:23 PM (8D42x)

69 When you've lost Chris Cuomo...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 03:23 PM (NWiLs)

70 You can also point out to her that public self-denunciation is a Maoist tactic to ensure compliance with the state. Her head might explode.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:19 PM (I2dne)


You'd probably have to explain to her who Mao was.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:23 PM (6RhgT)

71 Zombie
Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 03:24 PM (OG7NC)

72 WTF?

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 08, 2019 03:24 PM (nEOLy)

73
Paris Hilton got fast-famous because they purposely created, released, and promoted her so-called sex tape.

A scheme that has been repeated by several others.


That fool's dance video is kinda the same thing, except it's not a sex tape and it's from a few years ago. But it was released and promoted by her people.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 03:24 PM (i+piv)

74 You'd probably have to explain to her who Mao was.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:23 PM (6RhgT)

I think he's the guy that runs the local nail salon.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:24 PM (GBteo)

75 When Cuomo say you're nuts, you've really lost it.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 03:24 PM (VpIIl)

76 That "WTF" look on Cuomo's face...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)

77 Don Lemon is all wee-wee'd up.

Chris Cuomo is only 82% wee-wee'd up.



If they put someone on a 7 second delay they would definitely cut out "wee wee", which is fine. That's what delays are for. I never heard of anyone being put on a 7 second delay for political assessment. I guess this is the impact of Twitter ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (U96rM)

78 Bishop Lemon: "The Holy Scripture must not be translated from the Latin! Only the Priesthood may deliver the Word to the masses!"

Would someone please explain to Don Lemon who Martin Luther King was named after?

Hint: rhymes with Martin Luther

Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (QPZGZ)

79 Funny how she things being on an expense account paid for by the state is FREE......

I seriously weep for the future.
Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:23 PM (F4u7C)
++++++++++++++
My brother and I were buying gas when a police cruiser (a Ford Expedition) pulled up and started filling. Cop B (who I am guessing was new) remarked that it sure was expensive to fill the cruiser. Cop A replied, "it doesn't really matter, it's free."

My brother let him know very clearly how it was *not* free and how taxes work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (I2dne)

80 DJT should propose the same thing to the Democrat's response, that the White House gets to 'edit' it.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (NmR1a)

81 The ony reason Cuomo is against the idea is because he knows they'll get caught editing. If everyone agreed to prior speech restraint on Trump, he'd Cuomo would be totally fine with it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Yeah baby! at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (LISuA)

82 That fool's dance video is kinda the same thing, except it's not a sex tape and it's from a few years ago. But it was released and promoted by her people.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 03:24 PM (i+piv)

Yeah. But she looks hot in it, and it's very humanizing.

Politicians do this kind of shit all the time.

I don't see the problem with it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (GBteo)

83

KILL ALL WHITES AND CONSTITUTIONALISTS!

EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep! at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (n2qRY)

84 I pray I never have to go to something like that. I'd be warning the facilitator that if they called me a racist again they better be prepared to pick their teeth out of their own stool.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:22 PM

There was a great scene on "Rescue Me" with Dennis Leary. One firefighter called a female a twat, so they all had to go to diversity training. It was freaking hilarious!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (vmAQh)

85 Be careful Don. Toppik and 3M may pull their support. Then your perfect hairline would suffer.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

86 got fast-famous because they purposely created, released, and promoted her so-called sex tape.

A scheme that has been repeated by several others.


That fool's dance video is kinda the same thing, except it's not a sex tape and it's from a few years ago. But it was released and promoted by her people.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at J




you are confusing paris hilton and kim kardashian

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (MTjB1)

87 I am just tickled that Chuck and Nancy demanded rebuttal time. Sure a lot of the FNM talking heads are dumber than a box of rocks but they are practiced at delivering their lines and would have made a better sounding case than Chuck and Nancy can.

I hope that the Trump admin hesitated a bit before 'relenting' to that condition.

Posted by: paleRider at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (eASYU)

88
I seriously weep for the future.
Posted by: Sponge


We haven't got one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (aKsyK)

89 Cnn is the enemy of the people and should be treated as such. That is all.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (0OmEj)

90 My brother and I were buying gas when a police cruiser (a Ford Expedition) pulled up and started filling. Cop B (who I am guessing was new) remarked that it sure was expensive to fill the cruiser. Cop A replied, "it doesn't really matter, it's free."

My brother let him know very clearly how it was *not* free and how taxes work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (I2dne)

Hope you didn't have a dog with you.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (NWiLs)

91 What Lemon really means is that Trump is going to get to speak directly to the American people without first going through CNN's filters. terrifying!

Propaganda indeed!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 03:26 PM (so+oy)

92 "And by the way," he added, "wanting barriers along the border is not propaganda. It's not immoral, it's not wrong."


Sounds like the dems are about to cave on the wall funding.

Posted by: Bert G at January 08, 2019 03:26 PM (tOP4K)

93 Lemon is a sour fruit.

Posted by: Qoheleth at January 08, 2019 03:26 PM (fD23g)

94 Don Lemon: We Need to Censor Trump's Speech Before Broadcasting His Propaganda to the American People

Yes, Dondo, why should tonight be any different?

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 03:26 PM (Wd55D)

95 Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 03:24 PM (i+piv)


Exactly!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:26 PM (AllCR)

96 My brother let him know very clearly how it was *not* free and how taxes work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (I2dne)


Good. This mentality is why you never see a police cruiser anywhere near a scene that isn't idling with the A/C on FULL BLAST........

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:26 PM (F4u7C)

97 Did Cuomo just gives us a glimpse at the new DemonRat negotiating position? They read the polls, realized that people outside the Beltway want a wall of some kind or other, and decided that they will promise a "barrier" of some kind. Sure, it'll be a bit of cheap wire out in the middle of the desert that nobody will maintain but they will be able to say they support a "barrier." Then they can end the shutdown and get their constituency paid.

Posted by: joncelli, consulting his Roget's at January 08, 2019 03:27 PM (1FhAQ)

98 When your name is an euphemism for a car that was busted before you bought it, you know you're not going to be a thought leader.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 03:27 PM (KUaJL)

99 Trump was elected in away. Don lemon was not. Don don't put the president on tonight and see what happens.

Posted by: ramondo at January 08, 2019 03:27 PM (TZpAL)

100 This is Anderson's fault for not returning my sexts!

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 08, 2019 03:27 PM (SkuXa)

101 You can also point out to her that public self-denunciation is a Maoist tactic to ensure compliance with the state. Her head might explode.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:19 PM (I2dne)


But if she does know who Mao was, she'd probably approve, a la Anita Dunn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:27 PM (6RhgT)

102 Many times when I've seen Chris Cuomo in a side-by-side frame with Don Lemon--and I've only seen him here--he looks like a hostage and I'm expecting him to blink in Morse Code.

Posted by: m at January 08, 2019 03:27 PM (GkIz4)

103
you are confusing paris hilton and kim kardashian
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (MTjB1)


No. 2 sides of the same coin, I believe.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:27 PM (F4u7C)

104 Don Lemon is just plain weird looking. Like his head was molded out of the same kind of plastic used to make Ken Doll Heads.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 08, 2019 03:28 PM (xPJvm)

105 Sounds like the dems are about to cave on the wall funding.

Finally, a construction project that benefits us and comes in at triple the estimate.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 03:28 PM (Wd55D)

106 61 If Cuomo is saying publically that border walls aren't immoral I get a sense that the knives are coming out for Nanzi among the elders of the party. Poor Nanzi caught between AOC and the NY Mob Boss.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 03:22 PM (2LelM)
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Op-Ed in WaPo this morning saying same thing. Walls aren't immoral.

I hope Trump knocks that one out of the park tonight. Should only take 20 seconds.

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2019 03:28 PM (G0vdT)

107 Yes, I like my congresswoman to be cute, bubbly and vapid while she's proposing to steal my property and income, and give it to others. Oh yeah, and that part about getting whitey. Oh, and pissing on the Constitution.

It's all done in such a cutesy package I almost forgot what she was saying. Almost.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 03:28 PM (VpIIl)

108 Don Lemon is basically Dave Chapelle's news anchor character without the whiteface.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 03:28 PM (KUaJL)

109 Cancelling California's high speed rail would fund the entire wall.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 08, 2019 03:28 PM (1ISKN)

110 83




KILL ALL WHITES AND CONSTITUTIONALISTS!



EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep! at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (n2qRY)


Citizen............

Posted by: Roboginsberg at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (ymnmz)

111 45 Diversity training only works on the stupid, zombie. Though in this case, it sounds like your in law is literally too stupid to be employed, and that will probably be remedied.

Posted by: trev006


You won't be surprised to learn that she teaches...the retard class! Er, "learning disabled" class.

What this translates to in reality, by her own roundabout admissions, is: Students who commit crimes or misbehave in extremis on campus, and then, in order for the SJW school district to somehow avoid punishing them or expelling them or giving them bad grades, instead classifies them as "learning disabled" and rewards them with extra tutoring and easy-peasy classes where the only possible grade is "A." So her class, she says, is basically a class full of gang members and drug dealers and teen rapists and rage-filled little criminals. She herself says they aren't really "learning disabled," just violent and amoral.

Even though, she has "sympathy" for them and hands out "A"s like candy on Halloween, even when they threaten to kill her.

I think she was chosen for this class BECAUSE the district saw how stupid she was.

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (c+2jX)

112 Practically every day Don Lemon validates the statement about him that Trump made some time ago: "He's the stupidest man I've ever met."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (6Jh/O)

113 Don Lemon is basically Dave Chapelle's news anchor character without the whiteface.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 03:28 PM (KUaJL)


Well, he DOES suck white dick.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (F4u7C)

114 I am just tickled that Chuck and Nancy demanded rebuttal time. Sure a lot of the FNM talking heads are dumber than a box of rocks but they are practiced at delivering their lines and would have made a better sounding case than Chuck and Nancy can.

I hope that the Trump admin hesitated a bit before 'relenting' to that condition.
Posted by: paleRider

..................

nobody ever watches the rebuttals.. maybe the kids over at Daily Kooks will.. But most folks will click off or go the bathroom once Trump signs off..

as an aside.. I was joking with my wife the other day about still calling the TV remote a "clicker".. I actually remember when they clicked!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (so+oy)

115

Donald Trump needs his mouth sewn shut and his bunghole sewn open... I'd like him then...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (n2qRY)

116 They read the polls, realized that people outside the Beltway want a wall of some kind or other, and decided that they will promise a "barrier" of some kind. Sure, it'll be a bit of cheap wire out in the middle of the desert that nobody will maintain but they will be able to say they support a "barrier." Then they can end the shutdown and get their constituency paid.
Posted by: joncelli


Bwahahahahahahaha! They think Trump wants "support". Bwahahahahahahaha!

Trump wants cash or the feral government stays shut down.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (9uM86)

117
Amy Schumer is another marketing fraud.

Nobody would know she existed if it wasn't for the Fake News Media Complex in cahoots with her publicists to shove amy schumer's obnoxiousness in our faces.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (i+piv)

118 Paris has kept a pretty low profile since Southpark brutalized her a few years back. Proving that indeed she CAN be shamed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (OG7NC)

119 I tried to watch the video of Occasional-Cortex dancing.

Made my vertigo worse.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 03:30 PM (7MRhd)

120 Why is CNN considered a news organization and not the public relations/propaganda arm of the Democratic Party?


And why are they not sued out of existence for making unreported campaign contributions to the Democratic Party?

D'Nesh D'Sousa went to jail for far less.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 08, 2019 03:30 PM (Mex75)

121 Politics is no longer who you vote for.

It's how you are 'allowed' to speak and 'allowed' to think.

Buy ammo

And axe handles

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 03:30 PM (bcbK8)

122 Just the idea of censoring ofuckstick would have them in a rage though.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 08, 2019 03:30 PM (0OmEj)

123 Trump should give his speech using a megaphone and wearing aviator shades.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

124 Going down town, gonna see my girl. Gonna sing her a song, gonna show her im a ding-dong.

Posted by: Blind Lemon Chitlin' at January 08, 2019 03:30 PM (XITEs)

125 I tried to watch the video of Occasional-Cortex dancing.

Made my vertigo worse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 03:30 PM

You spelled boner wrong.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 03:30 PM (vmAQh)

126 you are confusing paris hilton and kim kardashian
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (MTjB1)

No, no, Paris did it first.

Kim K worked for Paris Hilton at the time as a closet organizer or something absurd.

She got the idea from Paris.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:30 PM (GBteo)

127 I dunno. I guess at some point people talk so much dumb. fallacious, despotic shit the only thing left to do is throat punch them. I'm there. If I met Lemon I would put the squeeze on his effeminate frame.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (VpIIl)

128 Oh we're canceling the high speed rail project.

And redirecting those funds to free undocumented immigrant healthcare!

Posted by: Governor Newsome at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (SkuXa)

129 Max Boot thinks I`m cute...oh gosh! He really wants to get together but he is so small and I need a real man. Sorry Max, but no thanks!

Posted by: Don lemon squeezer at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (yhf6w)

130 HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO STUPID?????
Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:14 PM (c+2jX)

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And she's a high school teacher...[facepalm]

Posted by: Flyover at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (B5K06)

131 It's a sad state of affairs when the Lesser Cuomo is the voice of reason.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (7HtZB)

132 118 Paris has kept a pretty low profile since Southpark brutalized her a few years back. Proving that indeed she CAN be shamed.

Jesus Christ!

Posted by: Mr. Slave at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (n2qRY)

133 I so want CNN to do this.

How would it work? They paste-in a black rectangle, like digital black duct tape, when PDT speaks anything they don't like. No sound. Faint rap music plays instead, Public Enemy, "Fear of a Black Planet."

The speech gets so heavily redacted it plays like the FBI text exchanges in the StopTrump War.

But no worries. At the end, short edited clips of all his lies are played while a totally diverse panel of
serious looking smarties analyze it all for us.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (4ZE6o)

134 Yankeefifth I think Sooth has it right

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (/rm4P)

135 "But then the facilitators jumped down my throat and said that if I didn't see my own racism then I was the worst racist of all and that they were going to report me to the superintendent's office."

Get her to ask if African Americans should apologize for slavery.

Since odds are, if you are an African American, it's likely YOUR ancestors in Africa raided other villages to capture people and sell them to whitey.

Your great great great uncle was a slaver.

Oprah should be writing Reparations checks... to herself.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (QPZGZ)

136 I wonder how many times Pelosi will refer to Trump as Bush..

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (a0IVu)

137 Bwahahahaha hahaha! They think Trump wants "support". Bwaha hahahahahaha!

Trump wants cash or the feral government stays shut down.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (9uM86)
+++++++++++++
He has done very well on that point. "I get the money or we stay closed." The twit from "Face the Nation" asked Grahambo why they wouldn't open the government back up while they continued negotiating. Graham didn't give it to her like Trump would have, but he made the point that this is how negotiation works.

Take your support and cram it. Cash talks. Bullshit walks (because there was no money for gas because you're non-essential and not getting paid).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (I2dne)

138 shove amy schumer's obnoxiousness in our faces.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX

Ummm. Her obnoxiousness? Is that what I think it is?

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (8ikIW)

139 117
Amy Schumer is another marketing fraud.

Nobody would know she existed if it wasn't for the Fake News Media Complex in cahoots with her publicists to shove amy schumer's obnoxiousness in our faces.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (i+piv)

A lot of these Obama era retards seem to be flailing in the Age of Trump. Lena Dunham is another one who is falling into obscurity.

Mediocrities from a mediocre time. So long!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (4ErVI)

140 112 Practically every day Don Lemon validates the statement about him that Trump made some time ago: "He's the stupidest man I've ever met."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (6Jh/O)

Really?

Posted by: m at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (GkIz4)

141 You mean Don Lemon wants to wall off Trump's speech and only let selected portions thru?
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (Ry8mf)

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ISWYDT

Posted by: Flyover at January 08, 2019 03:32 PM (B5K06)

142
Today, the Headlines precede the Story. As in, there is no story until the Media creates the Headline with which they want to beat us over the head.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 03:32 PM (i+piv)

143 as an aside.. I was joking with my wife the other day about still calling the TV remote a "clicker".. I actually remember when they clicked!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


The FIRST "clicker" was the sound something made when your dad bounced it off your noggin to get your attention to change the channel.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 03:32 PM (9uM86)

144 131
It's a sad state of affairs when the Lesser Cuomo is the voice of reason.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (7HtZB)


womp womp

Posted by: Roboginsberg at January 08, 2019 03:32 PM (ymnmz)

145 'feral government'....I like that

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 03:32 PM (bcbK8)

146 Op-Ed in WaPo this morning saying same thing. Walls aren't immoral.

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2019 03:28 PM (G0vdT)


Sounds like Nancy didn't get the memo. Kinda like teeing off on Germany the day after the Ribbentrop-Molotov agreement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:32 PM (6RhgT)

147 sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 03:32 PM (ymnmz)

148 Don't forget my uncle Chuck. Without his mob connections making producers offers they couldn't refuse I'd have never made it out of NY dive bars.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 08, 2019 03:32 PM (SkuXa)

149 Looking forward to the angry mob on Cuomo's doorstep.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 03:33 PM (KmXKO)

150 Honestly, I've seen better tits on a cow. Who are you people that you somehow find that video titillating. It's a Marxist idiot dancing.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 03:33 PM (VpIIl)

151 those steel slats, make a nice skeletal frame for a phase two concrete pour...

Posted by: Donnie two scoops at January 08, 2019 03:33 PM (+e7fZ)

152 128 Oh we're canceling the high speed rail project.

And redirecting those funds to free undocumented immigrant healthcare!
Posted by: Governor Newsome


Did he really say that?

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:33 PM (c+2jX)

153 125 I tried to watch the video of Occasional-Cortex dancing.

Made my vertigo worse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 03:30 PM

You spelled boner wrong.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019

*
*
I'll agree that's the closest to attractive I've ever seen AOC look. And at any other time I could stand the motion of the camera. But not right now!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 03:34 PM (7MRhd)

154 150 Honestly, I've seen better tits on a cow. Who are you people that you somehow find that video titillating. It's a Marxist idiot dancing.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 03:33 PM (VpIIl)

I nearly choked on my lunch laughing at your comment..

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 03:34 PM (a0IVu)

155
A closet organizer?

Christ Almighty.
That's when people have too much $$.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 03:34 PM (i+piv)

156 -
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you are confusing paris hilton and kim kardashian

---------------------------------

Starving weird-looking potato/well-fed weird-looking potahto

Posted by: irright at January 08, 2019 03:34 PM (pMGkg)

157 as an aside.. I was joking with my wife the other day about still calling the TV remote a "clicker".. I actually remember when they clicked!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (so+oy)


My dad still does.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 08, 2019 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

158 The twit from "Face the Nation" asked Grahambo why they wouldn't open the government back up while they continued negotiating.

Nice try, comrade.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:35 PM (6RhgT)

159 CNN should delay the airing and do VH-1 pop-up video style balloons with their "corrections" to Trump semi-live. It would be hilarious. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:18 PM (GBteo)

Yes!!

Aaand now I'm missing pop up videos.

Putting this here for no reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVkU8dDSC9w

Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2019 03:35 PM (hvf9s)

160 @dbongino You were fantastic in defending both the Second Amendment and me last night on @CNN. Don Lemon is a lightweight - dumb as a rock

- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 10, 2016


Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:35 PM (F4u7C)

161 The LA unified school district will go on strike, fucking commies, and the students should come out ahead. They feed all the kids 2 meals every day, and on weekends, leaving the parents free to sell food stamps for "other things".

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 08, 2019 03:35 PM (bQtop)

162 So, I finally went and watched the video. Lemon's rationale is "we could end up accidentally carrying propaganda if we don't delay the speech so as to 'fact check' it first and ensure that the people only hear honesty."

So it his is fear of being a propagandist that is driving his desire to be a propagandist.

My irony meter just smashed through the needle at its maximum position and the glass on the front of it cracked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:35 PM (I2dne)

163 154
150 Honestly, I've seen better tits on a cow. Who are you people that
you somehow find that video titillating. It's a Marxist idiot dancing.



Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 03:33 PM (VpIIl)



I nearly choked on my lunch laughing at your comment..

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 03:34 PM (a0IVu)

It was the cameo by Emilio Estvez that got a snort out of me.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 03:35 PM (ymnmz)

164 So Trump has requested eight minutes.

What points should he cover?

* Wall's are needed and contrary to Nancy are very moral. Just ask the Vatican.

* Barriers work! Ask CBP. Believe your own eyes when the only thing that stopped the caravan was the fence.

* Wall? Fence? Who gives a f*ck what you call it. The US needs a barrier.


What else.

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2019 03:35 PM (G0vdT)

165 The left literally can't afford the truth getting out there, so sure they would automatically consider censoring the President's speech. Their entire base is built upon falsehood after falsehood. If they can't keep that up, they will lose.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 08, 2019 03:35 PM (JUOKG)

166 151 those steel slats, make a nice skeletal frame for a phase two concrete pour...
Posted by: Donnie two scoops at January 08, 2019 03:33 PM (+e7fZ)

They make it easy to impale a head upon

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 03:35 PM (7HtZB)

167 160 @dbongino You were fantastic in defending both the Second Amendment and me last night on @CNN. Don Lemon is a lightweight - dumb as a rock

- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 10, 2016

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:35 PM (F4u7C)

Nice!
Thanks.

Posted by: m at January 08, 2019 03:36 PM (GkIz4)

168 Op-Ed in WaPo this morning saying same thing. Walls aren't immoral.

You can just watch the new propaganda campaign being crafted, right there in front of your face.


These people are blatantly shameless because they know they get away with it.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 08, 2019 03:36 PM (Mex75)

169 Practically every day Don Lemon validates the statement about him that Trump made some time ago: "He's the stupidest man I've ever met."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (6Jh/O)

Really?
Posted by: m at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (GkIz4)

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Yep. That was a PDT tweet. Naturally, that was rayciest because said idiot happens to be black.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 03:36 PM (ffYR/)

170 Don Lemon insists leftwing violence does not exist. Now he wants to restrict the ability of the president to speak to the people.
He is both an idiot and a danger. Why is he not sleeping under a bridge?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 08, 2019 03:36 PM (MkcN1)

171 Is Lemon a US citizen? For some reason I had the idea he wasn't born here.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 08, 2019 03:36 PM (dWQ60)

172
Don's too stupid/wasted to understand the proper nuanced approach required to slip the weenie to the public. If he keeps being too prematurely honest about the Left's ultimate intentions, he may need to have an accident. An Ed Buck syringe-full-of-meth type accident.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 08, 2019 03:36 PM (50uNw)

173 Don Lemon is just plain weird looking. Like his head was molded out of the same kind of plastic used to make Ken Doll Heads.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 08, 2019 03:28 PM (xPJvm)
.............

I can't get over the hairline on his forehead. Gotta be Toppik and masking tape. You can see the real hairline a couple inches back.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

174 I find no fault with the AOC dancing video. After all, who among us has not danced like an idiot at least once in our lives? (FULL DISCLOSURE: Was asked to stop dancing by USGS to keep from skewing seismic data)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 08, 2019 03:36 PM (AM1GF)

175 This makes Cuomo the current Literally Hitler, doesn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 03:37 PM (KmXKO)

176 The she wandered away to refill her wine glass.

HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO STUPID?????
Posted by: zombie


Avoidance.

It's in every Psych 101 text. I'm sure you've read more than one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2019 03:37 PM (ZejZP)

177 152 128 Oh we're canceling the high speed rail project.

And redirecting those funds to free undocumented immigrant healthcare!
Posted by: Governor Newsome

Did he really say that?
Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:33 PM (c+2jX)


If he hasn't, he will. He's already made noises about ending the Brown Streak, aka "Jerry's Autobahn," and been pushing WetbackCare, as well as pre-school for the children of "low income" families.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:37 PM (6RhgT)

178
It's a sad state of affairs when the Lesser Cuomo is the voice of reason.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 03:31 PM (7HtZB)


See I'm smart.Not like everybody says,like dumb

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at January 08, 2019 03:37 PM (TAmPV)

179

Anyone else surprised that Bush didn't "write" an op-ed today?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 03:37 PM (i+piv)

180 After all, who among us has not danced like an idiot at least once in our lives?
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I know! Right?!

Posted by: Carlton Banks at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (vg8iE)

181 162 So, I finally went and watched the video. Lemon's rationale is "we could end up accidentally carrying propaganda if we don't delay the speech so as to 'fact check' it first and ensure that the people only hear honesty."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:35 PM (I2dne)

Ensure that the people only hear honesty.
That there is right out of 1984 the book.

Posted by: m at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (GkIz4)

182 See I'm smart.Not like everybody says,like dumb

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (SkuXa)

183 I won't know what to think until Tater's Take™ is available.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (ctuyM)

184 I don't know if a fence would be adequate at the border..unless it's electrified.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (a0IVu)

185 So Trump has requested eight minutes.

What points should he cover?

* Wall's are needed and contrary to Nancy are very moral. Just ask the Vatican.

* Barriers work! Ask CBP. Believe your own eyes when the only thing that stopped the caravan was the fence.

* Wall? Fence? Who gives a f*ck what you call it. The US needs a barrier.


What else.
Posted by: WisRich


Electrify it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (9uM86)

186 you are confusing paris hilton and kim kardashian
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (MTjB1)

No, no, Paris did it first.

Kim K worked for Paris Hilton at the time as a closet organizer or something absurd.

She got the idea from Paris.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at J



thought hilton got filmed by her boyfriend, then he sold it without her consent. she never go money for it

kardashian made the tape knowingly, maybe with her mom, the sold it and got millions. no sex vid, no tv show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (MTjB1)

187 I find no fault with the AOC dancing video. After all, who among us has not danced like an idiot at least once in our lives? (FULL DISCLOSURE: Was asked to stop dancing by USGS to keep from skewing seismic data)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 08, 2019 03:36 PM (AM1GF)


No one has an issue with her video. She's only in it for a few seconds at a time. There are much worse dancers, but again, NO ONE CARES about it.

Some seem to think she's got the greatest tits ever now because of it, but other than that. No. One. Cares.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (F4u7C)

188 Stop all this outrageous crazy dancing! This is like Footloose on steroids!

Posted by: Max Power at January 08, 2019 03:39 PM (q177U)

189 174
I find no fault with the AOC dancing video. After all, who among us has
not danced like an idiot at least once in our lives? (FULL DISCLOSURE:
Was asked to stop dancing by USGS to keep from skewing seismic data)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 08, 2019 03:36 PM (AM1GF)


AOC asked me to whack it in the broom closet for her.

Posted by: Judd Nelson at January 08, 2019 03:39 PM (ymnmz)

190 HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO STUPID?????
Posted by: zombie


Ahem.

Posted by: Fred Gauss at January 08, 2019 03:39 PM (6RhgT)

191 Please don't associate us with Don Lemon.

Posted by: Rocks at January 08, 2019 03:39 PM (KmXKO)

192 Trump should be magnanimous and offer an alternate demand. If they don't want to build a wall, we can mine the border for cheaper.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:39 PM (I2dne)

193 My brother let him know very clearly how it was *not* free and how taxes work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (I2dne)

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Good for him!
Reminds me of that fool who wanted her free obama phone. And getting her mortgage paid for by obama, from his 'stash.' [facepalm2]

Posted by: Flyover at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (B5K06)

194 Honestly, I've seen better tits on a cow. Who are you people that you somehow find that video titillating. It's a Marxist idiot dancing.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 03:33 PM (VpIIl)


Her rack is pretty nice in that video. Tight body, too. No need to deny what is clear.

And she's probably a Trotskyite or a Maoist - Maoists seem to really be in fashion among the brain-dead left, these days. Half of Barky's junta were Maoists.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (U96rM)

195 What points should he cover?

* Wall's are needed and contrary to Nancy are very moral. Just ask the Vatican.

* Barriers work! Ask CBP. Believe your own eyes when the only thing that stopped the caravan was the fence.

* Wall? Fence? Who gives a f*ck what you call it. The US needs a barrier.


What else.




I have dissolved the Senate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (86h67)

196 So, I finally went and watched the video. Lemon's rationale is "we could end up accidentally carrying propaganda if we don't delay the speech so as to 'fact check' it first and ensure that the people only hear honesty."
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Don didn't think of this himself, he is repeating a conversation he heard among C suite level executives.

Posted by: simplemind at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (9VFZ2)

197 o Trump has requested eight minutes.

What points should he cover?

* Wall's are needed and contrary to Nancy are very moral. Just ask the Vatican.

* Barriers work! Ask CBP. Believe your own eyes when the only thing that stopped the caravan was the fence.

* Wall? Fence? Who gives a f*ck what you call it. The US needs a barrier.


What else.
Posted by: WisRich


Electrify it.
Posted by: rickb223

Things what make a big BOOM if someone steps on them.
Or even gets near to them

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (8ikIW)

198 For sex tapes, Kardashian > Hilton.

Paris looks like a terrible lay, just terrible.

Kim brings the lumber.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8)

199 Please don't associate us with Don Lemon.
Posted by: Rocks


Us either.

Posted by: Lemon Party at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (ZejZP)

200

Heeeey, what they hell is this Representational Constitutional Republic bullshit? I never heard of it! You're fucking with me, right!

Right?

Mommy?

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (n2qRY)

201 Good for him!
Reminds me of that fool who wanted her free obama phone. And getting her mortgage paid for by obama, from his 'stash.' [facepalm2]
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Remember the one who was, for all intents and purposes, beseeching the king for a new kitchen and a car?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (vg8iE)

202 See I'm smart.Not like everybody says,like dumb

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (SkuXa)


Compare to Don Lemon you're a frickin' Isaac Newton.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 08, 2019 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

203 184 I don't know if a fence would be adequate at the border..unless it's electrified.
Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (a0IVu)

Those highway sound barrier "fences" would be difficult'ish to scale.

Any wall is defeatable, but right now, the bigger problem is that hundreds of people are walking unimpeded across the border at virtually all times, which makes it damned nearly impossible to even begin to staunch the bleeding.

If there were a barrier in the way to slow that down, along with cameras, and sensors and whatnot, border patrol could more efficiently intercept people.

All of that being said, the bigger issue is and has always been internal enforcement. Something like 40% of all illegals just ... overstayed their visa.

Flew in for a quick vacation and never left. And no one did anything about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:41 PM (GBteo)

204 For sex tapes, Kardashian > Hilton.

Paris looks like a terrible lay, just terrible.

Kim brings the lumber.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at J



lol, she is a dynamo compared to hilton.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:41 PM (MTjB1)

205 Reminds me of that fool who wanted her free obama phone. And getting her mortgage paid for by obama, from his 'stash.' [facepalm2]
Posted by: Flyover at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (B5K06)


It's depressing to realize that such mind-boggling stupid people are allowed to vote. But it explains a lot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:42 PM (6RhgT)

206 mind-bogglingLY

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:42 PM (6RhgT)

207 Just got back from dancing on the roof for a video! What'd I miss?

I'll withhold judgment until I see her sex video

Posted by: brak at January 08, 2019 03:42 PM (VckGX)

208 Get her to ask if African Americans should apologize for slavery.

Since odds are, if you are an African American, it's likely YOUR ancestors in Africa raided other villages to capture people and sell them to whitey.

Your great great great uncle was a slaver.

Oprah should be writing Reparations checks... to herself.
Posted by: Fenrisulven


Oh, it's much worse than that.

70% of African-Americans in the US have one or more white ancestors. And most of that ethnic mixing happened long long ago, pre-1865. How did that happen? Well, obviously, white slave-owners having sex with/raping (however you define it) their female slaves, and then refusing to acknowledge the pregnancy or child, which is then brought up in the slave quarters -- a light-skinned "black" slave.

Multiply this by dozens of generations and you have the modern population of the US, in which 70% of people identified as "black" are actually the descendants of white slave-owners, while only 3% (according to most estimates) of white Americans are descended by white slave--owners, since the vast majority of 21st century white Americans are descended from 19th-century (post-slavery) immigrants from Italy, Sweden, Germany, Russia, Poland, Ireland, Italy, etc. etc.

So, not only are American blacks descended from African slave-traders, they're also descended from white American slave-owners.

Ooooooooops.

So, light-skinned American blacks need to pay reparations to dark-skinned American blacks.

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:42 PM (c+2jX)

209 So, I finally went and watched the video. Lemon's rationale is "we could end up accidentally carrying propaganda if we don't delay the speech so as to 'fact check' it first and ensure that the people only hear honesty."
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Don didn't think of this himself, he is repeating a conversation he heard among C suite level executives.
Posted by: simplemind at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (9VFZ2)

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I'm guessing the fact that it will be going out live, in real time by Fox and the alphabet networks never occurred to these rocket surgeons.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 03:42 PM (ffYR/)

210 Eazy Peazy Lemon Squeezy is doing a job interview for The Bulwark.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 03:42 PM (pw+jk)

211 1984 not a guide book, yada yada yada.

Amazing how far we have come. Lemon should lose his job from the viewer backlash- if nothing else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (ycWCI)

212 According to recent polling, this is a losing position for Dems

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (bQtop)

213 I have dissolved the Senate.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (86h67)

I'd have mixed feelings if Trump went full Palpatine on the situation.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (GBteo)

214 We can't let China beat us in the Wall Race. They have a really Great Wall. Ours needs to be huge, luxurious and awesome. That right Awesome. The US won't stoop until our Awesome Wall puts that Chinese great wall to same.

MAGA!


Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (ymnmz)

215 Chris Cuomo is proving unworthy of a helicopter ride. Don Lemon doesn't have to do anything else at this point, his reservation is duly and truly secured.

Posted by: Generalissimo Augusto Pinochet at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (a9Sij)

216 I have dissolved the Senate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (86h67)


That's a lot of lime.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (hLRSq)

217 171 Is Lemon a US citizen? For some reason I had the idea he wasn't born here.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 08, 2019 03:36 PM (dWQ60)

You're probably thinking of Trevor Noah. Another annoying black left-wing homo on the teevee. He's from South Africa.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (NWiLs)

218 212
According to recent polling, this is a losing position for Dems

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (bQtop)


DANCE PARTAAAAAAAAY!

Posted by: AOC at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (ymnmz)

219 Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (F4u7C)


The only way I could give a rat's behind about her breasts is if she stuck them right in my face, but since I'm neither a man, her boyfriend or a woman who's particularly interested in breasts-aside from my own or every other woman's breasts staying healthy- I'm not the prospective audience.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (AllCR)

220 Stop all this outrageous crazy dancing! This is like Footloose on steroids!
Posted by: Max Power


Hey, hey! What's this I see?
I thought this was a party! LET'S DANCE!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (9uM86)

221 when Trump gets done with xi he will make the chinese give us their wall.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (MTjB1)

222 150 Honestly, I've seen better tits on a cow. Who are you people that you somehow find that video titillating. It's a Marxist idiot dancing.

Posted by: Marcus T
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Exactly Marcus but this is the Horde and we are Morons so a knot in an old oak tree will suffice to some as being titillating.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (HU45H)

223 Lemon should lose his job from the viewer backlash- if nothing else.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM


Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (p+Wdc)

224 213 I have dissolved the Senate.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (86h67)

I'd have mixed feelings if Trump went full Palpatine on the situation.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (GBteo)

I'm awaiting the Proscription list.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK8)

225 I have dissolved the Senate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (86h67)


That's a lot of lime.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

How many margaritas would it take?

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (8ikIW)

226 What else.



I have dissolved the Senate.

Posted by: Grump928(C


Please tell me you used the proper tub for it. Wouldn't want a repeat of the Pinkman incident.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (AM1GF)

227 "And she's a high school teacher...[facepalm]"

I think that ignorance is now a prerequisite for employment in the field of public education.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (cqNba)

228
I have dissolved the Senate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (86h67)

He needs to dissolve the House right now, not the Senate. At least one of them is redundant now anyways, with the change to how Senators get their office.

Posted by: Someguy at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (h5Df3)

229
I have dissolved the Senate.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Hydrochloric or sulfuric?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (ZejZP)

230 I'd have mixed feelings if Trump went full Palpatine on the situation.


You will applaud when Chuck Schumer's severed hands are nailed to the Senate door.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (86h67)

231 If we put a High Speed Monorail atop the Wall it would be really cool.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)

232 Deep in the bowels of norther Virginia, an alarm sounds.

A large screen above a room full of people in black suits flashes. Chris Cuomo's image appears alongside flashing red text "ALERT!"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (LWu6U)

233 1/1024. The Warren Identification Standard.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (ctuyM)

234 Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:42 PM (c+2jX)

And, the fact is that the luckiest blacks on Earth are the ones who were born in the US, no matter how they came to be here. Period.

There's a reason why population flows are what they are. You can count the number of blacks who have emigrated from America on one hand.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (U96rM)

235 196
So, I finally went and watched the video. Lemon's rationale is "we could
end up accidentally carrying propaganda if we don't delay the speech so
as to 'fact check' it first and ensure that the people only hear
honesty."

Sorry Lemon, I don't need no idiot with a mouth full of bull dung to 'fact check for me.' Unlike the amoeba between your ears, I have a real homo sapiens-sized cortex.

STFU and go back to chewing your cud.


Posted by: Anon at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (yJy4c)

236 Have I mentioned that I enjoy a good polling?

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (SkuXa)

237 Do you know what another word for wall or barrier is? Bulwark. I think I will now refer to it as the Wall Weekly. Starring Billah Kristal.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (vmAQh)

238 AOC played "Dance Dance Revolution" and took it literally.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (AM1GF)

239 Exactly Marcus but this is the Horde and we are Morons so a knot in an old oak tree will suffice to some as being titillating.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM

Checking for squirrels...

Just the Punchline

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (8ikIW)

240 " I have dissolved the Senate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (86h67)


That's a lot of lime."

Call me

Posted by: The Stewmaker at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (cqNba)

241 I'm guessing the fact that it will be going out live, in real time by Fox and the alphabet networks never occurred to these rocket surgeons.
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TBF they do expect that all the other "networks" will follow their lead. Even if that lead is over a cliff.

Posted by: simplemind at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (+e7fZ)

242 This Lemon guy seems too stupid to be employed. How did he manage to get a job?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (MkcN1)

243 157 as an aside.. I was joking with my wife the other day about still calling the TV remote a "clicker".. I actually remember when they clicked

1st I remember shined a lite at tv, the dial would physically spin as if by a ghost hand - making a racheting noise as the solenoid spun the dial to change channels. 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13 they were.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (MhXS/)

244 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:41 PM (GBteo)

It wall takes long enough to defeat, that you can get people there to arrest those trying to cross.

Also, how many people can actually climb a 50 ft wall... using a ladder? Not many, its a LOT harder than people seem to think.

Will a wall be perfect? of course not, but it will be a whole lot better than NOTHING.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (NgKpN)

245 230 I'd have mixed feelings if Trump went full Palpatine on the situation.


You will applaud when Chuck Schumer's severed hands are nailed to the Senate door.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (86h67)

And possibly giggle.

Or maybe that's just me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (bcbK8)

246 Don Lemon being Don Lemon again. He's one of those guys who thought Trump would open up Homo Dachau.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (39g3+)

247 219
Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (F4u7C)





The only way I could give a rat's behind about her breasts is if she
stuck them right in my face, but since I'm neither a man, her boyfriend
or a woman who's particularly interested in breasts-aside from my own
or every other woman's breasts staying healthy- I'm not the prospective
audience.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (AllCR)


(Raises Eyebrows) Pehaps...


(Editors note: I denounce myself for the rude innuendo cast in Fen's direction.)

Posted by: Louis CK at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (ymnmz)

248 First Citizen Trump has the same enemies as me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (86h67)

249 201 Good for him!
Reminds me of that fool who wanted her free obama phone. And getting her mortgage paid for by obama, from his 'stash.' [facepalm2]
======

Remember the one who was, for all intents and purposes, beseeching the king for a new kitchen and a car?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (vg8iE)


There's something fundamentally wrong with a demographic that is always looking for a handout, and apparently never thinks of earning anything through its own efforts. See, e.g., the gal I mentioned the other day, the recent arrival from Chicago, who wants to repeal Prop. 13 "because all the goodies have been locked up by the older generations." /rage-stroke

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (6RhgT)

250 Speaking of dumb, what has Acosta been up to? Has he stopped being a press con whore?

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

251 You will applaud when Chuck Schumer's severed hands are nailed to the Senate door.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (86h67)

...or if he went full Vlad the Impaler on the Senate and staked the senate on the white house lawn.

Okay, I'm starting to get on board with this.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (GBteo)

252 This Lemon guy seems too stupid to be employed. How did he manage to get a job?
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Lack of a gag reflex?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (vg8iE)

253 If Trump did go full Palps, my reaction would be "Let's see how this goes, couldn't possibly be worse than where we were headed."

Posted by: Someguy at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (h5Df3)

254 Exactly Marcus but this is the Horde and we are Morons so a knot in an old oak tree will suffice to some as being titillating.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Tailpipes on Trucks and Keyholes in Doors at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (ctuyM)

255 236 Have I mentioned that I enjoy a good polling?
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (SkuXa)

Axe handle.

It's an axe handle, Don.

Get it right.

*Wack*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (bcbK8)

256 You're probably thinking of Trevor Noah. Another annoying black left-wing homo on the teevee. He's from South Africa.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (NWiLs)
...........

Trevor Noah is gay? I was wondering how he got on TV. That explains it.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

257
I think she was chosen for this class BECAUSE the district saw how stupid she was.

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (c+2jX)

Wow. I think a layer of protective stupidity is required just to get through the day without offing yourself. Your SiL is in a prison without bars or guards, and she's surrounded by violent sociopaths. There aren't many people who would take a job like that. So she might be safe? Maybe not, Convergence devours useful employees by definition.

Incidentally, putting a genuinely slow or even handicapped student in with such people is unconscionable, but we've already established that liberals have zero conscience.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (ZBAy+)

258
There's a reason why population flows are what
they are. You can count the number of blacks who have emigrated from
America on one hand.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (U96rM)

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Yeah but the ones that did made the great country of Liberia... it's just like Wakanda.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (pw+jk)

259 Electrify it.

Posted by: rickb223



Things what make a big BOOM if someone steps on them.

Or even gets near to them


Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM

---

And don't keep maps of the minefield so they can't be distributed to illegals. And do like the Cubans do periodically....burn off the minefield and start over.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (JUOKG)

260 Lately, it seems like the stupider a person is that I meet, the greater the likelihood that they are an educator of some sort.


Really weird, no?

Posted by: The Stewmaker at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (cqNba)

261 Exactly Marcus but this is the Horde and we are Morons so a knot in an old oak tree will suffice to some as being titillating.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM

Checking for squirrels...

Just the Punchline
Posted by: Bruce at J



lots of demoralizing things in politics these days you have to find or manufacture snark and humor.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (MTjB1)

262 The White House ought to do this tonight and usher in a whole new era of presidential communication.

Live on whatever network will do it, but livestreamed so that smartphones and tablets worldwide get it also.

The video is Max Headroom. The voice is live PDT, but voiceover translation is offered in Spanish, Creole, Arabic, French, and Urban Black.

The show is billed as PDT: 20 Minutes into the Future. The soundtrack is by Tom Petty.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (4ZE6o)

263 I'd have mixed feelings if Trump went full Palpatine on the situation.

------

Odds Trump enters the Capitol for the State of The Union to the "Imperial March" ?

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (7HtZB)

264 231
If we put a High Speed Monorail atop the Wall it would be really cool.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)

LOL

It might just pass congress if you put a highspeed train on top of it.

LOL

Posted by: Louis CK at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (ymnmz)

265 There's a reason why population flows are what they are. You can count the number of blacks who have emigrated from America on one hand.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 03:45 PM (U96rM)

ahem.

Posted by: Liberia at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (GBteo)

266 Yeah but the ones that did made the great country of Liberia... it's just like Wakanda.


with twice the enemy eating.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (86h67)

267
(Editors note: I denounce myself for the rude innuendo cast in Fen's direction.)
Posted by: Louis CK at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (ymnmz)

What was the rude innuendo?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (AllCR)

268 I've had detachable chains and a bay door installed in my personal helicopter. Just, you know, FYI.

Posted by: President Trump at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (SkuXa)

269 Trump should say: My fellow Americans, I have decided to withdraw my request for funding for the wall. Instead, what I did was just ordered the military to start placing undetectable anti personal mines along the border. It's not feasible to put mines along every foot of the border. So to those who wish to enter illegally, I simply say this. Guess where we put them?! Thank you and good night.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (vmAQh)

270 as an aside.. I was joking with my wife the other day about still calling the TV remote a "clicker".. I actually remember when they clicked

I had an old TV in the 80s that had one of those tuning fork remotes, it made a ding sound and made things happen. Like 3 buttons: on, off, up channel, down channel.

The old phone I had (still have) that rings with a bell would turn the TV on.

That phone was made in like 1962 and it still works. You could club a moose to death with the receiver too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (39g3+)

271 197 Trump has requested eight minutes.
What points should he cover?


it seems the only point he can cover in 8 minutes is:

"I am declaring a state of national emergency and diverting funds to the Wall."

Posted by: Anon at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (yJy4c)

272 One of them turns out to be slightly less totalitarian than the other.

____________________________

No. One of them is too dumb to realize that this type of gatekeeper censorship is done on the sly. One of them is just smart enough to continue the front. Make no mistake. Both of these jackasses don't want a direct communication between the White House and the general public. Circumventing their filter is not acceptable to either of these troglodytes.

Posted by: Orson at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (ecAur)

273 If Trump did go full Palps, my reaction would be "Let's see how this goes, couldn't possibly be worse than where we were headed."

Posted by: Someguy


Flagrant foul, tempting fate...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (AM1GF)

274 For sex tapes, Kardashian > Hilton.

Paris looks like a terrible lay, just terrible.

Kim brings the lumber.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at J


Paris thinks she's teh hot. Kim knows her role.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (F4u7C)

275 Solar panels on the wall was a good idea..

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (a0IVu)

276
Would someone please explain to Don Lemon who Martin Luther King was named after?



Hint: rhymes with Martin Luther

Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (QPZGZ
====

Huh? I thought he was named after some king.

Posted by: zombie's SIL at January 08, 2019 03:49 PM (mblbk)

277 Looks like another sock fail for me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2019 03:49 PM (cqNba)

278 Teacher = normal person
Educator = imbecile

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 03:49 PM (pw+jk)

279 263 I'd have mixed feelings if Trump went full Palpatine on the situation.

------

Odds Trump enters the Capitol for the State of The Union to the "Imperial March" ?
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (7HtZB)

"We will now discuss the location of the border wall."

Posted by: joncelli, consulting his Roget's at January 08, 2019 03:49 PM (1FhAQ)

280 Odds Trump enters the Capitol for the State of The Union to the "Imperial March" ?
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (7HtZB)

Vanishingly slim, unfortunately.

It would make for great TV though!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:49 PM (GBteo)

281 Also, how many people can actually climb a 50 ft wall... using a ladder? Not many, its a LOT harder than people seem to think.

Will a wall be perfect? of course not, but it will be a whole lot better than NOTHING.
Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (NgKpN)


This.

The crap about scaling a 50 foot wall is just that: crap. I'm terrified on a 20 foot ladder. How many people would even realize that a 50 foot ladder is the height of FIVE STORY BUILDING?

A wall doesn't have to be - and indeed, cannot be - perfect. But if it cuts out even 90% of illegal immigration, it will be a huge success.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:49 PM (6RhgT)

282 What's funny about Liberia is that the returned Freedmen basically made themselves the hereditary masters over the natives. That's what the Liberian Civil War was about.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:49 PM (86h67)

283 Posted by: Louis CK at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (ymnmz)

What was the rude innuendo?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM

Look away Fen! It's a Trap!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 03:49 PM (vmAQh)

284 I think it is a good thing that CNN no longer makes even the slightest pretense of credibilty and fairness. When guests on their own side are shocked by CNN's tactics, it gives me hope that viewers are as well.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (TdMsT)

285 Trump should blink "CNN FAKE NEWS' in morse code during the speech.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (a9Sij)

286 as an aside.. I was joking with my wife the other day about still calling the TV remote a "clicker".. I actually remember when they clicked

Nothing wrong with that. People still say "dial" for the phone. And "record" and "album" for music.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (U96rM)

287 Yeah but the ones that did made the great country of Liberia... it's just like Wakanda.

----

Just replace "super technology" with "cannibalism" & it's the same country.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (7HtZB)

288 it seems the only point he can cover in 8 minutes is:

"I am declaring a state of national emergency and diverting funds to the Wall."
Posted by: Anon at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (yJy4c)

------------------

This is exactly what I am hoping to hear.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (ffYR/)

289 The only way I could give a rat's behind about her breasts is if she stuck them right in my face, but since I'm neither a man, her boyfriend or a woman who's particularly interested in breasts-aside from my own or every other woman's breasts staying healthy- I'm not the prospective audience.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:43 PM (AllCR)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (F4u7C)

290 Huh? I thought he was named after some king.
Posted by: zombie's SIL at January 08, 2019 03:49 PM (mblbk)


That was Malcolm X, who was named after Malcolm IX.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (6RhgT)

291 267


(Editors note: I denounce myself for the rude innuendo cast in Fen's direction.)

Posted by: Louis CK at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (ymnmz)



What was the rude innuendo?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (AllCR)

Now who explains the Louis CK joke to Fen...Not me.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (ymnmz)

292 Trevor Noah is gay? I was wondering how he got on TV. That explains it.
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

I don't know, just making the assumption.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (NWiLs)

293 286 as an aside.. I was joking with my wife the other day about still calling the TV remote a "clicker".. I actually remember when they clicked

Nothing wrong with that. People still say "dial" for the phone. And "record" and "album" for music.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (U96rM)

And a floppy disc is the icon to "save" on a computer

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (7HtZB)

294 1st I remember shined a lite at tv, the dial would physically spin as if by a ghost hand - making a racheting noise as the solenoid spun the dial to change channels. 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13 they were.
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe
.........

The one I remember had, basically, a tone bar inside it that clinked more than clicked..

Funny thing was, sometimes other noises would change the channel as well!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (so+oy)

295 Kim knows her role.
Posted by: Sponge at J



sure but her mom was standing off vid with a hairbrush in her hand threatening her every time she made the "this is icky" face."

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (MTjB1)

296 There's a reason why population flows are what they are. You can count the number of blacks who have emigrated from America on one hand.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

ahem.
Posted by: Liberia


And that worked out so well...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (AM1GF)

297 Trump should blink "CNN FAKE NEWS' in morse code during the speech.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM


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Posted by: Tailpipes on Trucks and Keyholes in Doors at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (ctuyM)

298 What else.



I have dissolved the Senate.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (86h67)

---

...and the democrat reps are in jail.

Posted by: Flyover at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (B5K06)

299 Huh? I thought he was named after some king.


You are confusing him with Moses Malone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (86h67)

300 283
Posted by: Louis CK at January 08, 2019 03:46 PM (ymnmz)



What was the rude innuendo?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM



Look away Fen! It's a Trap!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 03:49 PM (vmAQh)


Put on a blindfold and look for the door.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (ymnmz)

301 Paris thinks she's teh hot. Kim knows her role.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (F4u7C)

Jizz dumpster to a rapper isn't much of a role. But hey, she apparently bounced back to useful White House meetings, so shine on you big-assed diamond.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (ZBAy+)

302 45 Here's the Democrats Problem: they're desperate to deal, but their word in a deal is worthless...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (gLz56)

303 And, the fact is that the luckiest blacks on Earth are the ones who were born in the US, no matter how they came to be here. Period.

Like Muhammed Ali said upon visiting Africa the first time "Thank God my ancestors were taken as slaves." Its not that Africa is not a beautiful place with great people, its just a 3rd world dump full of disease, dictators, and things that eat you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (39g3+)

304

Iranian juices taste GREAT! Seriously you guys all the new cabin boys on the MV Raging Queen are gonna be Iranian and the menu kosher Persian! My new Slave Master, Iranian Jinn as he likes to be called - the grease monkeys call him the Iranian Jizz, the scamps - says the cuck crew and I are the best receptives he's ever had, and promises to kill us last! I love him so...

Posted by: Cock Crazy Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (n2qRY)

305 it seems the only point he can cover in 8 minutes is:

"I am declaring a state of national emergency and diverting funds to the Wall."

Posted by: Anon at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (yJy4c)
..............

DENIED

Posted by: Judge Kalikimaka at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

306 The crap about scaling a 50 foot wall is just that: crap. I'm terrified on a 20 foot ladder. How many people would even realize that a 50 foot ladder is the height of FIVE STORY BUILDING?

A wall doesn't have to be - and indeed, cannot be - perfect. But if it cuts out even 90% of illegal immigration, it will be a huge success.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:49 PM (6RhgT)

Well, I didn't know we were talking a 50 foot wall.

Because yes, that would be both difficult to ascend and descend safely.

And yes, I, too, would be terrified to be on an aluminum ladder that high up. Would have to be fiberglass. But fiberglass ladders are much heavier, and I don't think I've ever seen a 50 foot fiberglass ladder.

And descending the other side would be fun, too. Would require some kind of pulley system.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (GBteo)

307 There's an article at Daily Caller about the Chuck Norris solution. (No I am not kidding) Chuck Norris had a brilliant idea courtesy of Ted Cruz. He has some bill about taking El Chapo's seized money. (It's 18 billion!!!!!) and using that on the wall. So it's a win win, a Mexican will pay for it, and no tax dollars are used!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (vmAQh)

308 think she was chosen for this class BECAUSE the district saw how stupid she was.

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (c+2jX)


No; I think it's standard indoctrination in the school system. In fact, I would imagine if you had a poll here lots of people have had to go through his "White Privilege/Racism" thing put on by HR. I had to go through it in the church after 15 years ago

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (AllCR)

309 It could get worse if Trump loses this fight.

With NYC now pushing for healthcare coverage for illegal immigrants, and Gavin Newsom taking the same fight to '11' in CA, this is the welcome mat to have those folks rush to those (and other) blue states ASAP.

If we don't win on the issue currently winding its way in the courts about getting them counted in the next Census, blue states will only get more congressional representation in the future. Add ballot harvesting to the mix, and if you think that SALT was a great red state giveaway to blue states, this will be for all the marbles.

Trump needs to win this battle, and pronto.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (iuFgi)

310 Liberia? You mean Libya?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2019 03:53 PM (8wEhr)

311 271 197 Trump has requested eight minutes.
What points should he cover?


it seems the only point he can cover in 8 minutes is:

"I am declaring a state of national emergency and diverting funds to the Wall."
Posted by: Anon at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (yJy4c)

And as this is clearly a Presidential Power, and one of Policy, NOT a Legal question, I will only listen to the Supreme Court itself if it wishes to countermand this Presidential power, as THEY are the only Court Coequal in power to the President. Inferior courts will not be allowed to interfere with this Clearly Constitutional Presidential authority.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2019 03:53 PM (NgKpN)

312 297
Trump should blink "CNN FAKE NEWS' in morse code during the speech.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM



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Posted by: Tailpipes on Trucks and Keyholes in Doors at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (ctuyM)


Maybe a little drop roll that covers up the P-Seal half way through his speech with


CNN is Fake NEWS!!!
MAGA!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 03:53 PM (ymnmz)

313 Just replace "super technology" with "cannibalism" & it's the same country.
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (7HtZB)


If you want to infuriate liberals, mention that fact. They'll splutter with rage.

Then tell them to DuckDuckGo "Charles Taylor" + "cannibalism."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:53 PM (6RhgT)

314
Solar panels on the wall was a good idea..

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 03:48 PM (a0IVu)


Maybe a diaper changing station every few miles.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 03:53 PM (TAmPV)

315 e Chuck Norris solution. (No I am not kidding) Chuck Norris had a brilliant idea courtesy of Ted Cruz. He has some bill about taking El Chapo's seized money. (It's 18 billion!!!!!) and using that on the wall. So it's a win win, a Mexican will pay for it, and no tax dollars are used!
Posted by: Minnfidel at J




nice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:53 PM (MTjB1)

316
Imagine if you will.... Fox saying they were going to record and edit Obama prime time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2019 03:53 PM (r+sAi)

317 "Funny thing was, sometimes other noises would change the channel as well!"

Jangeling the car keys would do it with our neighbors set.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2019 03:53 PM (cqNba)

318 Although I think it is probably naive to think that Chapo's money has not already been spent or stolen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 03:54 PM (ycWCI)

319 Trump should blink "CNN FAKE NEWS' in morse code during the speech.

We'll be lucky they don't "accidentally" flash pictures and words on the screen like they used to with Bush. Oopsie! Producer made a mistake and flashed a picture of a chimp and LIES on the screen, could happen to anyone!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 03:54 PM (39g3+)

320 307 There's an article at Daily Caller about the Chuck Norris solution. (No I am not kidding) Chuck Norris had a brilliant idea courtesy of Ted Cruz. He has some bill about taking El Chapo's seized money. (It's 18 billion!!!!!) and using that on the wall. So it's a win win, a Mexican will pay for it, and no tax dollars are used!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (vmAQh)

wow... that is actually a GREAT idea!

Because it WILL slow down the flow of illegal drugs into this country.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2019 03:54 PM (NgKpN)

321 Bwahahahahahahaha! They think Trump wants "support". Bwahahahahahahaha!

Trump wants cash or the feral government stays shut down.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 03:29 PM (9uM86)


When I got home from work yesterday, Mrs. Cop was all worked-up and feeling sorry for the furloughed Feral Gubmint drones (normally pretty level-headed, she apparently had been talking to her NPC leftist sister). I told her:
1) They're "non-essential" personnel and shouldn't have a federal job in the first place, so f*ck them.
2) Most of them are Democrats, so f*ck them.
3) Pelosy and Schumer are traitors, so f*ck them. They're using the federal workers as pawns.

Mrs. Cop then asked me how I'd feel if I were furloughed. I told her that I wouldn't like it, but the security of the nation outweighs my job. Not sure if I convinced her, but she dropped the subject.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 08, 2019 03:54 PM (5Yee7)

322 I mentioned it earlier today with regard to Joe Lockhart saying something similar stuff to Mr. Black Hole Himself, Don Lemon.

This seems to be a trend now: The media is looking to carve out a role similar to the Worshipful Company of Stationers and Newspaper Makers, except to censor the elected government on behalf of the Deep State, instead of the King.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 03:54 PM (AoI9N)

323 "You're probably thinking of Trevor Noah. Another annoying black left-wing homo on the teevee. He's from South Africa."

Ah! Thanks!

This makes it worse -- someone raised in the US wanting to be an official censor.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 08, 2019 03:54 PM (dWQ60)

324 Then tell them to DuckDuckGo "Charles Taylor" + "cannibalism."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:53 PM


Are you saying that Jordans eat Chuck Taylors for lunch?

Posted by: Tailpipes on Trucks and Keyholes in Doors at January 08, 2019 03:55 PM (ctuyM)

325 310 Liberia? You mean Libya?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2019 03:53 PM (8wEhr)

No, Liberia was a US sort of colony that we sent freed slaves to.

Of course, the freed slaves showed up, immediately enslaved the natives, and, well... the whole thing sounded better in theory.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 03:55 PM (GBteo)

326 298 What else.



I have dissolved the Senate.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:40 PM (86h67)

---

...and the democrat reps are in jail.
Posted by: Flyover at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (B5K06)

And the liberation of California begins in 5 minutes

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 03:55 PM (7HtZB)

327 297 "Be sure to drink your ovaltine"
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Posted by: Anon at January 08, 2019 03:55 PM (yJy4c)

328 Now who explains the Louis CK joke to Fen...Not me.Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (ymnmz)

I already participated in the discussion in the previous 2 threads back thread about whether women thought being invited to watch men want was a turn on or not? The whole idea is funny ie incredibly stupid although some men saying "I don't even want to watch myself do that" made me laugh so how much more funny could the joke be?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:55 PM (AllCR)

329 310 Liberia? You mean Libya?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2019 03:53 PM (8wEhr)


No. Liberia.

https://tinyurl.com/ybar4x58

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:56 PM (6RhgT)

330 want=wank.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:56 PM (AllCR)

331 Trevor Noah is gay? I was wondering how he got on TV. That explains it.
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

I don't know, just making the assumption.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (NWiLs)


I think he is, actually......

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:56 PM (F4u7C)

332 Although I think it is probably naive to think that Chapo's money has not already been spent or stolen.
eh... fed money is all fungible and mostly debt... just say that's what you're using.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2019 03:56 PM (r+sAi)

333 I will also be delivering a response to this address!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 08, 2019 03:56 PM (SkuXa)

334 The crap about scaling a 50 foot wall is just that: crap. I'm terrified on a 20 foot ladder. How many people would even realize that a 50 foot ladder is the height of FIVE STORY BUILDING?

A wall doesn't have to be - and indeed, cannot be - perfect. But if it cuts out even 90% of illegal immigration, it will be a huge success.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



CARRY a 40' ladder. Then get 5 people on it at one time as it starts shaking.

It's be funnier than a trebuchet.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 03:56 PM (9uM86)

335 News Flash: Don Lemon calls for the firing and de-platform___ of Chris Cuomo because he's not an "ally."

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 08, 2019 03:56 PM (bU+ev)

336 So her class, she says, is basically a class full of gang members and drug dealers and teen rapists and rage-filled little criminals. She herself says they aren't really "learning disabled," just violent and amoral.

______


In other words, future Democrat leaders of America.

Posted by: ShainS at January 08, 2019 03:56 PM (LupTM)

337
You won't be surprised to learn that she teaches...the retard class!

Zombie:

My question is: what exactly qualifies her to teach this class?

Posted by: Minuteman at January 08, 2019 03:57 PM (a9Sij)

338 sure the wall is not a perfect solution but the costs it imposes on smugglers are huge.

tunneling takes time and money and who wants to waste that on a bunch of illegal border crossers when you could use it for drugs which are much more valuable kilo for kilo.

the wall makes it impossible to drive a truckload of hondurans across.

who wants to go up the fifty foot ladder then down the other side? how many do you get over the wall an hour?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:57 PM (MTjB1)

339 impalement is how the Achaemenid shahs used to rid themselves of traitors.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2019 03:57 PM (SQB03)

340 Don Lemon is a mixture of stupidity and arrogance, which is a toxic brew imbibed by too many in the media.
I'd love to see these people knocked off their perch.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2019 03:57 PM (NFEMn)

341 Instead of a wall, we can just put net traps all along the border. Use cases of Bud Light, Dallas Cowboys merchandise, and bolt-on chrome truck accessories as bait.

Posted by: brak at January 08, 2019 03:57 PM (VckGX)

342 In other words, future Democrat leaders of America.


Red Guards.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 03:57 PM (86h67)

343 If the MFM did refuse to air the speech it would have be an opportunity for Orangeman to announce he was firing Robert Mueller.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 08, 2019 03:57 PM (MkcN1)

344
sure but her mom was standing off vid with a hairbrush in her hand threatening her every time she made the "this is icky" face."
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:51 PM (MTjB1)


You're not proving my point wrong here.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 03:57 PM (F4u7C)

345 Mrs. Cop then asked me how I'd feel if I were furloughed.

I'm usually sympathetic and agree with how bad that is, then note that Chuck Schumer specifically and deliberately took credit for the shut down so he should do something about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 03:58 PM (39g3+)

346 Here's the Democrats Problem: they're desperate to deal, but their word in a deal is worthless...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (gLz56)

-----------------

I don't think so, because by their positions they have backed themselves into a corner. They have said "no wall/border security funding", period. This has worked in the past, but they still do not understand who they are dealing with. PDT holds all the cards here.

I think there will be a very private, quiet deal made here, one that lets them save face but gives PDT what he wants.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 03:58 PM (ffYR/)

347 Trump needs to win this battle, and pronto.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (iuFgi)

Good points, E mail Trump at the WH.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:58 PM (AllCR)

348 I just texted my wife and requested 8 minutes. She responded back, Marathon huh?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 03:58 PM (vmAQh)

349 Although I think it is probably naive to think that Chapo's money has not already been spent or stolen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 03:54 PM (ycWCI)

--------

It depends on whether Sinaloa is still loyal to Chapo. They're certainly not hurting without him. If they've decided to betray him, they've take much more than $18b.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 03:58 PM (AoI9N)

350 328
Now who explains the Louis CK joke to Fen...Not me.Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (ymnmz)



I already participated in the discussion in the previous 2 threads
back thread about whether women thought being invited to watch men want
was a turn on or not? The whole idea is funny ie incredibly stupid
although some men saying "I don't even want to watch myself do that"
made me laugh so how much more funny could the joke be?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 03:55 PM (AllCR)

LOL.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 03:58 PM (ymnmz)

351
wait, Fen wants wank. Is it becoming grinder around here or what?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2019 03:59 PM (r+sAi)

352 Mrs. Cop then asked me how I'd feel if I were furloughed. I told her
that I wouldn't like it, but the security of the nation outweighs my
job. Not sure if I convinced her, but she dropped the subject.
=====
Ask her how much deep caring the donks had when they sent factories to China and put millions not on furlough but permanently unemployed.

Spoiler alert, they didn't give even a squirt of piss about our citizens. So yes fuck those poor federal douchebags.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 03:59 PM (pw+jk)

353 "Like Muhammed Ali said upon visiting Africa the first time "Thank God my ancestors were taken as slaves.""


We did UNITAS XX back in 1979, which included a West African Training Cruise.

Race relations on the ships was still at a low boil at times, and fights on the Mess Decks was not unheard of.

Many of the black crew members took the tour of the the village the Roots was supposedly based on.

Came back very quiet, and didn't seem to want to leave the ship in Africa for port visits after that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2019 03:59 PM (cqNba)

354 297 "Be sure to drink your ovaltine"
-.-. -. -. / ..-. .- -.- . / -. . .-- ...
Posted by: Anon at January 08, 2019 03:55 PM


Darned decoder ring!

Posted by: Ralphie at January 08, 2019 03:59 PM (ctuyM)

355 There's an article at Daily Caller about the Chuck Norris solution. (No I am not kidding) Chuck Norris had a brilliant idea courtesy of Ted Cruz. He has some bill about taking El Chapo's seized money. (It's 18 billion!!!!!) and using that on the wall. So it's a win win, a Mexican will pay for it, and no tax dollars are used!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 03:52 PM (vmAQh)

wow... that is actually a GREAT idea!

Because it WILL slow down the flow of illegal drugs into this country.
Posted by: Don Q


El Chapo's $18 billion and the $15 billion we're saving from the Syria pull out =$33 billion.


We could do a really yuge wall for that kind of coin!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 03:59 PM (9uM86)

356 341 Instead of a wall, we can just put net traps all along the border. Use cases of Bud Light, Dallas Cowboys merchandise, and bolt-on chrome truck accessories as bait.
Posted by: brak at January 08, 2019 03:57 PM (VckGX)

That and Volosobys.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 08, 2019 04:00 PM (MkcN1)

357 Don Lemon is proof reptilian aliens are among us.

Posted by: Archer at January 08, 2019 04:00 PM (gmo/4)

358 holy hell.

anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)

359 337


You won't be surprised to learn that she teaches...the retard class!



Zombie:



My question is: what exactly qualifies her to teach this class?



Posted by: Minuteman at January 08, 2019 03:57 PM (a9Sij)

She failed all her pedagogy classes? Or maybe she passed them with all A's I am not sure.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 04:00 PM (ymnmz)

360 I don't watch CNN so this format baffles me, but... why are two newscasters talking to each other about the news like its some sort of debate? What the hell sort of approach is this? Its like having Tweedledum and Tweedledee discuss the king's proclamation.

Who the hell cares what these lightweight fools think about anything they read off the teleprompter?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 04:00 PM (39g3+)

361 holy hell.

anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse ratched

Asking for a friend?

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (nEOLy)

362 no trouble determining whom may be our enemy.

Posted by: goon at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (PEcU2)

363 holy hell.

anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)



DAMN, Insom........You're good........

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (F4u7C)

364 Dave Bautista has been cast in the new Dune movie, playing 'Beast' Rabban.

Good casting, possibly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

365 358 holy hell.

anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)

Your lunch break was way more interesting than mine ..

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (a0IVu)

366 anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?



I hope you remembered to hang up before the nap. Those per minute calls are murder.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (86h67)

367 If the shutdown death toll continues to rise all the corpses will be plugging the streets and illegal aliens won't have anywhere to go.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (MkcN1)

368 holy hell.

anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)

Sounds like a typical work day for me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (GBteo)

369 363 holy hell.

anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)


DAMN, Insom........You're good........
Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (F4u7C)

Yeah, props buddy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

370 I have declared the border a national security emergency, ordered the military to the border, diverted funds to build a wall and will now end the shutdown. That can be said in eight minutes. Oh, yeah, and Nanzi and Chuck suck donkey dicks. Good Night Fellow Americans.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 04:02 PM (2LelM)

371 CARRY a 40' ladder.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 03:56 PM (9uM86)


By yourself. Good luck.

And then there's the small matter of how you get down the other side. Do you hoist up ANOTHER 40' ladder - while you're on the top of the wall - and lower it down the other side, all without falling off yourself?

Or do you rappel down the equivalent of a four story building? If so, you're definitely special forces material.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 04:02 PM (6RhgT)

372 Chris Cuomo (the voice of reason)

When Cuomo The Lesser is "the voice of reason", you know Lemon is a total lunatic.

Posted by: tanstaafl at January 08, 2019 04:02 PM (T09ml)

373 358 holy hell.

anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)

Context, Nurse, we need some context!

Posted by: joncelli, consulting his Roget's at January 08, 2019 04:02 PM (1FhAQ)

374 302 45 Here's the Democrats Problem: they're desperate to deal, but their word in a deal is worthless...


Make them dress in costumes and select from three doors.

Posted by: Zombie Monty Hall at January 08, 2019 04:02 PM (XITEs)

375 I want nurse ratched's cell plan.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2019 04:02 PM (SQB03)

376 That was Malcolm X, who was named after Malcolm IX.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 03:50 PM (6RhgT)

---

You made me laugh! Thank you, I needed it.

Posted by: Flyover at January 08, 2019 04:02 PM (B5K06)

377 I hope you didn't take a nap in the OR, and finished your call before the surgeon started working.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (AoI9N)

378 I can scale a 50ft wall.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (jGvbj)

379 "HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO STUPID?????

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2019 03:14 PM (c+2jX)"
...
I would have assumed that you were familiar with school teachers of the last decade or two, but I guess not. It's the end result of a feedback loop involving "educators" and those that "educate" them.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (eAshZ)

380 I want nurse ratched's cell plan.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2019 04:02 PM (SQB03)


She's at work, silly. Therefore it was FREEE!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (F4u7C)

381 351

wait, Fen wants wank. Is it becoming grinder around here or what?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2019 03:59 PM (r+sAi)


We owe this whole sorry state of affairs on Phil Donahue saying Penis on the air in 1987.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (ymnmz)

382 I just prefer a cream flavored cigar after a nice blow job at work myself.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (SkuXa)

383 holy hell.

anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse ratched


Depends. Was it a collect call? Some of us can do such things.

Or....a party line perhaps?

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (nEOLy)

384 I don't think so, because by their positions they have backed themselves into a corner. They have said "no wall/border security funding", period. This has worked in the past, but they still do not understand who they are dealing with. PDT holds all the cards here.

I agree, they have been making such an absolute position in public that they can't really give in now without being hated by their base. But they know they cannot win this and are desperate to work out a deal.

I think this speech is Trump turning the screws on them, which is partly why the networks are freaking out about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+)

385 Is doing that at work bad?

Ohhh, maybe *that's* why my boss wanted to fire me...

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (oZ6kz)

386 You won't be surprised to learn that she teaches...the retard class!

Zombie: My question is: what exactly qualifies her to teach this class?

Posted by: Minuteman at January 08, 2019 03:57 PM (a9Sij)


She makes them feel better about themselves.

"Hey, I could be a teacher too!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (6RhgT)

387 If Lemon and Loopy had a child peak stupid would be reached.

Mind you there's not much likelihood Lemon would be drawn to Loopy if she draws no interest from Morons.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (MkcN1)

388 2 things Trevor Noah is not:

1. Gay
2. Funny

(he has a pretty hot girlfriend, Jordyn Taylor)

Posted by: Aquaman at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (t2P6q)

389 Wouldn't it be Malcom V? Some people are not good at math.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (2LelM)

390 I like the cut of this man's jib.

Posted by: Iran at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (t5Z13)

391 Ask her how much deep caring the donks had when they sent factories to China and put millions not on furlough but permanently unemployed.

Spoiler alert, they didn't give even a squirt of piss about our citizens. So yes fuck those poor federal douchebags.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 03:59 PM (pw+jk)


That was my next argument, but Mrs. Cop dropped the subject. Mrs. Cop is usually a pretty reliable fan of President Trump; she is a very empathetic person (that why her patients love her) and got feeling sorry for said Gubmint drones.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (5Yee7)

392 363 holy hell.

anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse ratched at J




must have been a small phone, no?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (MTjB1)

393 I don't watch CNN so this format baffles me, but... why are two
newscasters talking to each other about the news like its some sort of
debate?
=====
It is CNN's version of Dumb and Dumber. Only dumber.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (pw+jk)

394 You mean Don Lemon wants to wall off Trump's speech and only let selected portions thru?
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2019 03:17 PM (Ry8mf)


I wonder why Trump calls it fake news.
CNN_only the news we allow

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (zy5Ai)

395 (he has a pretty hot girlfriend, Jordyn Taylor)
Posted by: Aquaman at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (t2P6q)

oh. He sure does.

Good for him!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (GBteo)

396 I would add concertina wire to the top and the bottom of both sides of my 50 foot wall. I'm nice like that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2019 04:05 PM (r+sAi)

397 ......zzzz....

Snort

What was that about passing out after phone sex...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 08, 2019 04:05 PM (IfYaq)

398 (he has a pretty hot girlfriend, Jordyn Taylor)
Posted by: Aquaman at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (t2P6q)

oh. He sure does.

Good for him!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (GBteo)



Huh. I guess money CAN buy decent tail.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:05 PM (F4u7C)

399 nurse, er, what about your patients?

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:05 PM (zy5Ai)

400 "must have been a small phone, no?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (MTjB1) "

It was Gordon Gekko's cell.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 04:05 PM (oZ6kz)

401 UPDATE: Jordyn Taylor is back on the market, according to the tabloids. Look like Trevor and her broke up after a 4 year relationship.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:05 PM (GBteo)

402
Ask her how much deep caring the donks had when they sent factories to China and put millions not on furlough but permanently unemployed.

Spoiler alert, they didn't give even a squirt of piss about our citizens. So yes fuck those poor federal douchebags.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 03:59 PM


They got 60,000 factories closed down, 5 million lost their jobs, at four dependents each 20,000,000 peoples health insurance evaporated -- then ran on 'National Health Care'.

Because they care. Yeah. Don't be Republican, I don't care. But don't for the love of Gawd ever vote for a Demoncrat. Ass to mouth isn't just a pron thing. It's the Demoncrats intentions. For you to service them. It's insanity.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 08, 2019 04:05 PM (jYje5)

403 It is CNN's version of Dumb and Dumber. Only dumber.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (pw+jk)

Dumberer and dumbererer.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (MkcN1)

404 ... all the whores and politicians will look up and shout FUND US! .. and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'

Posted by: First Citizen Trump at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (86h67)

405 MSM: Trump revoking Acosta's hard pass is tantamount to fascism and a dictatorship.

Also MSM: We should decide whether Trump's speech is appropriate for the public to hear.

BTW: don't let Cuomo fool you. He's only trying to sound reasonable because big brother is running in 2020.

Posted by: Venus at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (lZaEn)

406 UPDATE: Jordyn Taylor is back on the market, according to the tabloids. Look like Trevor and her broke up after a 4 year relationship.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:05 PM (GBteo)


Yep. Gay.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (F4u7C)

407 "nurse, er, what about your patients?

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:05 PM (zy5Ai) "

They're also allowed to jerk off and go to sleep for 40 mins, at least if they're in inpatient care.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (oZ6kz)

408 (he has a pretty hot girlfriend, Jordyn Taylor)
Posted by: Aquaman at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (t2P6q)
++++++++++
went to look her up.
1) Attractive for sure.
2) Broke up with Trevor Noah.

We'll see if he starts playing for the other team now, I suppose ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (I2dne)

409 399 nurse, er, what about your patients?
Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:05 PM (zy5Ai)

They weren't invited

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK8)

410 All snark aside Don Lemon truly seems a few mules short of a train.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (MkcN1)

411 I don't think so, because by their positions they have backed themselves into a corner. They have said "no wall/border security funding", period. This has worked in the past, but they still do not understand who they are dealing with. PDT holds all the cards here.

I think there will be a very private, quiet deal made here, one that lets them save face but gives PDT what he wants.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


PDT: "You cough up $5 billion and I don't gut and flay you on live tv!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (9uM86)

412 404 ... all the whores and politicians will look up and shout FUND US! .. and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'
Posted by: First Citizen Trump at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (86h67)

*shiver*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 04:07 PM (bcbK8)

413 broseidon hahaha

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:07 PM (zy5Ai)

414 wasn't abortion legal back when Don was just a squirt away?

Posted by: goon at January 08, 2019 04:07 PM (PEcU2)

415 If Lemon and Loopy had a child peak stupid would be reached.

Mind you there's not much likelihood Lemon would be drawn to Loopy if she draws no interest from Morons.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 08, 2019 04:03 PM (MkcN1)

I wouldn't say AOC draws NO interest from Morons- unless you're talking about political issues.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2019 04:07 PM (NFEMn)

416 Careful there, employers get real cranky seeing 900 numbers charged on their phone bill.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

417 Call your Congress person and both your Senators today. We need the wall for border security, and Five Billion is the minimum we need.

Call them especially if they are Democrats

Help set the stage for Trump tonight.

Posted by: rd at January 08, 2019 04:07 PM (kfj5i)

418 410 All snark aside Don Lemon truly seems a few mules short of a train.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (MkcN1)

All snark aside, Don Lemon runs train on mules

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 04:07 PM (bcbK8)

419 I'll agree to Lemon censoring me when Lemon agrees to me censoring him.

Posted by: PDT at January 08, 2019 04:07 PM (jGvbj)

420 All phone calls at work are monitored, hope you were good. If the cat lady that monitors it got excited, you may survive

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (bQtop)

421 "That fool's dance video is kinda the same thing,
except it's not a sex tape and it's from a few years ago. But it was
released and promoted by her people.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 03:24 PM (i+piv)"
..
I'd actually disagree; this latest round of publicity for it was engineered, but in a different way than the old sex tape deal; in the latter, you get real people actually tut-tutting, in the former, it's all fake.
You also have to understand that this footage isn't even remotely new; it was already publicly available. I saw it prior to the election.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (eAshZ)

422 "must have been a small phone, no?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:04 PM (MTjB1) "

It was Gordon Gekko's cell.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at J




holy hell is right! how would someone do that without
an episiotomy?

someone needs to make the surprised face emojii here

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (MTjB1)

423 Mark, heck everytime my spouse is in the hospital , they kick me out of bed at dark.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (zy5Ai)

424
PDT: "You cough up $5 billion and I don't gut and flay you on live tv!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (9uM86)


Great band name I saw in an ad inside a CD cover once:
Flay of Soul.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (F4u7C)

425 "all the whores and politicians will look up and shout FUND US! .. and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'

Posted by: First Citizen Trump at January 08, 2019 04:06 PM (86h67) "

Trump/Kovacs 2020.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (oZ6kz)

426 wasn't abortion legal back when Don was just a squirt away?
Posted by: goon


Just because no one will admit to being your mother is no cause to get mean.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (nEOLy)

427 O/T - a doctor I work with is going to be on Jeopardy! tonight.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (vg8iE)

428 417 Call your Congress person and both your Senators today. We need the wall for border security, and Five Billion is the minimum we need.

Call them especially if they are Democrats

Help set the stage for Trump tonight.

Posted by: rd at January 08, 2019 04:07 PM (kfj5i)

==========

What if I want to call my state representatives to get a senator removed and replaced?

What am I supposed to do?

Travel back in time?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (oh/Sd)

429 nurse, er, what about your patients?

Well they lobotomized Jack Nicholson and the big Indian guy broke a window with the water cooler and ran away. So she has some free time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (39g3+)

430 I don't think so, because by their positions they have backed themselves into a corner. They have said "no wall/border security funding", period. This has worked in the past, but they still do not understand who they are dealing with. PDT holds all the cards here.

I agree, they have been making such an absolute position in public that they can't really give in now without being hated by their base. But they know they cannot win this and are desperate to work out a deal.

I think this speech is Trump turning the screws on them, which is partly why the networks are freaking out about it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

....................

Yup.. and he needs to be factual.. and, in some ways, personal.. he needs to talk about the families of those killed by illegals.. especially that cop recently killed in California.

but as I said before.. Chucky and Nancy and not thought this through.. and deal they make that gives Trump even a few billion will be met by howls from federal workers because the same deal could have been made weeks ago now.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (so+oy)

431 427 O/T - a doctor I work with is going to be on Jeopardy! tonight.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (vg8iE)

===========

My cousin was on last year.

She made it to Final Jeopardy, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 08, 2019 04:09 PM (oh/Sd)

432 Paris in her hey day was smoking hawt. Even at 40 she's still bringing it. Kardashean....meh.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 04:09 PM (t5Z13)

433 was that spelled right? the limited vocabulary of the hq spellchecker makes me self conscious.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:09 PM (MTjB1)

434 Waste not wank not.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (a9Sij)

435 It's generally not as acceptable to do that during a routine check-up, but if your name is Louis C.K. you can probably work something out.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (oZ6kz)

436 don't let Cuomo fool you. He's only trying to sound reasonable because big brother is running in 2020.

Well yeah he has a brother in politics, so he knows what it would be like if news organizations started to fact-check and censor them in real time to avoid "propaganda"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (39g3+)

437 you are confusing paris hilton and kim kardashian
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:25 PM (MTjB1)

No, no, Paris did it first.

Kim K worked for Paris Hilton at the time as a closet organizer or something absurd.

She got the idea from Paris.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at J



thought hilton got filmed by her boyfriend, then he sold it without her consent. she never go money for it

kardashian made the tape knowingly, maybe with her mom, the sold it and got millions. no sex vid, no tv show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 03:38 PM (MTjB1)

and that is all the Buffalo Bill's fault...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (8D42x)

438 423 Mark, heck everytime my spouse is in the hospital , they kick me out of bed at dark.
Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (zy5Ai)

Well good on you for giving him affection when he's hurting, kiddo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

439 I'm actually glad Chuck and Nancy are doing the Democrat response. No one likes them. If I had any doubts they were dispelled by my saintly, totally apolitical mother who said of Nancy, "What a snot she is! I can't stand her." And of Chuck, "Why does he sneer at people with those silly glasses?"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (NFEMn)

440 aah Christopher, carry on then, nurse.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (zy5Ai)

441 >>I pray I never have to go to something like that.
I'd be warning the facilitator that if they called me a racist again
they better be prepared to pick their teeth out of their own stool.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
Next up - Anger Management

Posted by: Aviator at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (2cuLk)

442 wank = want

Posted by: Minuteman at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (a9Sij)

443 427
O/T - a doctor I work with is going to be on Jeopardy! tonight.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (vg8iE)


Have you ever been in his kitchen?

Posted by: Cliff Claven at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (jGvbj)

444 He just kept going on about something called pegging?

Posted by: Jordyn Taylor at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (SkuXa)

445 Jordyn Taylor is back on the market, according to the tabloids. Look like Trevor and her broke up after a 4 year relationship.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:05 PM (GBteo)

---------

Trevor Noah takes over Daily Show --> relevant and attractive to a young striver

DS ratings crater for four years --> not relevant or attractive to a not-so-young striver

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (AoI9N)

446 When Chris Cuomo is the voice of reason, you know the train has left the tracks.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (yX3gx)

447 but as I said before.. Chucky and Nancy and not thought this through.. and deal they make that gives Trump even a few billion will be met by howls from federal workers because the same deal could have been made weeks ago now.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (so+oy)


The federal workers are getting a paid vacation. They don't care, yet. They haven't missed a paycheck, yet, and when they come back, they get back pay.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (F4u7C)

448 439 I'm actually glad Chuck and Nancy are doing the Democrat response. No one likes them. If I had any doubts they were dispelled by my saintly, totally apolitical mother who said of Nancy, "What a snot she is! I can't stand her." And of Chuck, "Why does he sneer at people with those silly glasses?"
Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (NFEMn)

==========

With the reports of Nancy's inability to get through a speech without getting massively confused, I predict that the response will be must watch TV.

I will, of course, not watch it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (oh/Sd)

449 mark knows, isn't that what one is supposed to do with their loved one? comfort them, and keep them warm in that cold sterile hospital bed?

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (zy5Ai)

450 holy hell.

anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse ratched

The phone sex was that bad it out you to sleep?

I've had people call on a crisis line and try that crap; They get cut off. The crisis line is a not a free phone sex line.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (AllCR)

451 107 Yes, I like my congresswoman to be cute, bubbly and vapid while she's proposing to steal my property and income, and give it to others. Oh yeah, and that part about getting whitey. Oh, and pissing on the Constitution.
_______________

Hey, Puerto Ricans built this country, so we can tear it down if we want to!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Kotex at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (fqUgw)

452 Stating no wall/no funding/open borders publicly goes well beyond an error in negotiation.

I think a lot of them haven't figured out that the only thing keeping us civil is that they're nominally our fellow citizens. No borders and deliberately releasing violent criminals means that's right out the window, and the only thing left is figuring out the order of battle for when things kick off.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (eAshZ)

453 our broseideon is to be on Jeopardy soonish,

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:12 PM (zy5Ai)

454 The federal workers are getting a paid vacation. They don't care, yet. They haven't missed a paycheck, yet, and when they come back, they get back pay.
Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (F4u7C)

I also have limited sympathy for people who literally live paycheck to paycheck, especially in a high paying industry like government work, especially when they know that occasionally theres a shut-down theater.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:12 PM (GBteo)

455 The phone sex was that bad it out you to sleep?

I've had people call on a crisis line and try that crap; They get cut off.

The crisis line is a not a free phone sex line.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at J


so, you are the lorena bobbit of crisis lines?

do you have a for fee line?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:12 PM (MTjB1)

456 223 who has that kind of time in an airport? And the folks in medical waiting rooms have other stuff to worry about..

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 08, 2019 04:12 PM (gLz56)

457 399 nurse, er, what about your patients?
Posted by: willow

I work outpatient.

my last two patients cancelled, so I had a 90 minute lunch break.

head is still a bit foggy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 04:12 PM (d7Ww2)

458 So the networks are going to give pelosi and shumer rebuttal time? Only in the Trump era I guess. and this is after they were bitching about giving Trump time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2019 04:12 PM (r+sAi)

459 Yup.. and he needs to be factual.. and, in some
ways, personal.. he needs to talk about the families of those killed by
illegals.. especially that cop recently killed in California.



but as I said before.. Chucky and Nancy and not thought this
through.. and deal they make that gives Trump even a few billion will be
met by howls from federal workers because the same deal could have been
made weeks ago now.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (so+oy)

Agreed. But Nancy needs to come to the realization that while she is the Speaker of the House, she needs to negotiate with the Senate and Trump.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2019 04:13 PM (jxbfJ)

460 263 I'd have mixed feelings if Trump went full Palpatine on the situation.

------

Odds Trump enters the Capitol for the State of The Union to the "Imperial March" ?
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019

*
*
And Chuck Schumer is right behind him whispering in his ear, "Remember, thou art mortal. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 04:13 PM (7MRhd)

461 449 mark knows, isn't that what one is supposed to do with their loved one? comfort them, and keep them warm in that cold sterile hospital bed?
Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (zy5Ai)

You're a good person, Willow.

My wife sits on the bed, that's considered a big concession.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 04:13 PM (bcbK8)

462 The crisis line is a not a free phone sex line.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (AllCR)

Oooh.

Well that explains that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:13 PM (GBteo)

463 "O/T - a doctor I work with is going to be on Jeopardy! tonight.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (vg8iE) "

Good retroactive luck to him - but not too good, or else he might go on a huge winning streak, beat my past self and potentially cause a time paradox because I wished him good luck.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)

464 I work outpatient.

my last two patients cancelled, so I had a 90 minute lunch break.

head is still a bit foggy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 04:12 PM (d7Ww2)

Well, folks say power naps are just the thing to boost your energy.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 04:13 PM (a0IVu)

465 on't let Cuomo fool you. He's only trying to sound reasonable because big brother is running in 2020.

Well yeah he has a brother in politics, so he knows what it would be like if news organizations started to fact-check and censor them in real time to avoid "propaganda"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 04:10 PM (39g3+)

I think someone earlier in the thread nailed it when he/she said that if Cuomo is admitting that a Wall is not "immoral" and that Trump asking for one on TV isn't "propaganda", then that must be what is being said behind the scenes. The polling does NOT favor the Democrats on this issue.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2019 04:13 PM (NFEMn)

466 453 our broseideon is to be on Jeopardy soonish,
Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:12 PM (zy5Ai)

January 25. Mark your calendars. It'll be a brodacious broformance. He's a consummate brofessional.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

467 Sorry, but Alex Ocrazio Co-tits isn't cute.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (F4u7C)

468
Pretty sure 'Medicare for All' precludes all reverse cowboy conjugal visits to the hospital.

Which is definitely gonna cost them willows vote.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (jYje5)

469 369
363 holy hell.



anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?



Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)





DAMN, Insom........You're good........

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (F4u7C)



Yeah, props buddy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK

Insom is my new hero.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

470 nurse, all work and no play.

lmro.
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mark , that is something.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (zy5Ai)

471 Good retroactive luck to him - but not too good, or else he might go on a huge winning streak, beat my past self and potentially cause a time paradox because I wished him good luck.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)

That could be disastrous.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (GBteo)

472 google lorena bobbitt, she is older but she looks like the could still take a dick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (MTjB1)

473 Chris, Little Girls Should Be Forced to Face Tranny Junk, Cuomo. Isn't that in the styleguide?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (t6MX/)

474 insomniac, my brain leaks like a sieve, you best remind me about an hour before.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (zy5Ai)

475 467 Sorry, but Alex Ocrazio Co-tits isn't cute.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (F4u7C)

Did you watch the video?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (GBteo)

476 Not shocking considering these suckers of cock and their fellow travelers continually censor the news as a matter of course.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (7cCNF)

477 465 I think someone earlier in the thread nailed it when he/she said that if Cuomo is admitting that a Wall is not "immoral" and that Trump asking for one on TV isn't "propaganda", then that must be what is being said behind the scenes. The polling does NOT favor the Democrats on this issue.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2019 04:13 PM (NFEMn)

============

I think this speech is about reframing the conversation.

The conversation as a whole seems to have moved to whatever damage the media can find from the shutdown. The random campers who died on federal lands. Federal workers going without paychecks.

As long as stories like that top the headlines, the narrative is about poor federal workers and their jobs that aren't getting done.

Trump going on TV and talking about illegal immigrant crime puts it out there to a very broad audience and gets the media talking about that instead of federal worker pay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (oh/Sd)

478 Fen, that's just awful.

"I'm suicidal - what are you wearing?"

Ugh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (IfYaq)

479 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:12 PM (MTjB1)

No; I am Lorena Bobbitt. the crisis line for people who are suicidal or depressed because of various life emergencies and need some refererrals. It is not for parsimonious guys holding their penis and wanking and breathing heavily who are too cheap to call a phone sex line. After al while you can quickly tell those types and you terminate the conversation with them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (AllCR)

480 The illegals will scale any wall just like they did in World War Z. It's useless. /s

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (glJL/)

481 If you find Loopy Cortez' brand of dancing titty suicidal socialism cool, just wait until you see how "cool" the up and comers who openly want to exterminate conservatives and white people are.

The fawning from the media will dwarf anything you've ever seen and you will wonder how the shit they are getting away with it.

Posted by: ... at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (iZDet)

482 Sorry, but Alex Ocrazio Co-tits isn't cute.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (F4u7C)

======
Some are fat, some have horse teeth, and some are thin but they are all beautiful once you're in.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (pw+jk)

483 The things that spill out of Don Lemons c*ck shaped sound hole are toxic.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (3hIZX)

484 Insom is my new hero.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

Insomniacs keep it up all night.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (t6MX/)

485 480 The illegals will scale any wall just like they did in World War Z. It's useless. /s
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (glJL/)

============

"Walls don't work!"

"Why don't you move out of that gated community, then?"

"Never!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (oh/Sd)

486 Am I the only one who isn't a Calvin Klein model with a 9 inch dick at the 'hq?

I'd be bragging to all my buddies if I'd bagged the hyphenated congresschick in her prime.

For an average looking guy, she'd have been a big catch.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (GBteo)

487 holy hell.



anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse patches


DAMN, Insom........You're good........
Posted by: Sponge

Yeah, props buddy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles

Insom is my new hero.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Standing ovation!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (9uM86)

488
The federal workers are getting a paid vacation. They don't care, yet. They haven't missed a paycheck, yet, and when they come back, they get back pay.
Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (F4u7C)

Bingo. Despite what the fake news says, fed employees are loving this.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (t5Z13)

489 yankee if she'd onlu offered her spouses appendage to a girl/man she might have gotten off and gofundme'd

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (zy5Ai)

490 google lorena bobbitt, she is older but she looks like the could still take a dick.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (MTjB1)


With her....and toss it down the sewer.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (F4u7C)

491 then that must be what is being said behind the scenes. The polling does NOT favor the Democrats on this issue.

Yeah I agree, Cuomo is a dimwit and a fool, but he is hooked into the Democratic Party pipeline where Don Lemon is just a dimwitted fool radical. They're getting murdered on this in polls, which any fool could have seen coming a mile away. But Schumer is an idiot and Pelosi is demented so they aren't exactly running these plays very well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (39g3+)

492 my last two patients cancelled, so I had a 90 minute lunch break.

So you called the phone sex line?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (AllCR)

493 >>Sorry, but Alex Ocrazio Co-tits isn't cute.....



This is feeling like 2007-2008 when the MSM were swooning over Obama and conservatives were perplexed. AOC appeals to people on the Left, and she is being treated like Obama 2.0 by the MSM. One can see that without agreeing that she's hot or smart. She has *something* that works with her crowd.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (W+vEI)

494 So the networks are going to give pelosi and shumer rebuttal time? Only in the Trump era I guess. and this is after they were bitching about giving Trump time.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2019 04:12 PM (r+sAi)

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As I understand it, only CNN is giving them rebuttal time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (ffYR/)

495 Did you watch the video?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (GBteo)

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She's a spaz. I am too, but I don't try to dance. I guess it's cute in the same way as any young girl who can't dance is when they dance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (AoI9N)

496 yankee if she'd onlu offered her spouses appendage to a girl/man she might have gotten off and gofundme'd
Posted by: willow at J



lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (MTjB1)

497 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 04:08 PM (so+oy)

Agreed.
But Nancy needs to come to the realization that while she is the
Speaker of the House, she needs to negotiate with the Senate and Trump.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2019 04:13 PM (jxbfJ)


Maybe the counter point should be Nancy and the MAJORITY leader of the Senate. You know get full representation from the elected bodies, not some pissant minority leader.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (ymnmz)

498
Did you watch the video?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (GBteo)


Yes.....She's 29, and that was supposedly from high school....where she looks younger, she's still funnyfaced......

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (F4u7C)

499
487 holy hell.



anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?

Posted by: nurse patches


DAMN, Insom........You're good........
Posted by: Sponge

Yeah, props buddy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles

Insom is my new hero.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Standing ovation!


- - -

And apparently a Sitting O.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (IfYaq)

500 our broseideon is to be on Jeopardy soonish,
Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:12 PM (zy5Ai)

January 25. Mark your calendars. It'll be a brodacious broformance. He's a consummate brofessional.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

It will be an adventure

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (glJL/)

501 Hey, I'm just ziss guy, you know?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (NWiLs)

502 I hope hope hope Trump goes on a firing spree. Shut down, shrink or consolidate all non-essential agencies, commissions and boards that he can. Put a bunch of do-nothing progressive government drones out on the booming job market and watch them not find anything they can do in the real world. Take the money saved and put it to use on essential federal government services only. He said the "shut down" might go on for years. Well it could, if he frees up the money that's already budgeted. Live off the fat. Go ahead, Mr. Trump. Do. It.

Posted by: starboardhelm at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (hOtJL)

503 Sorry, but Alex Ocrazio Co-tits isn't cute.....



Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (F4u7C)

But she is a socialism cheerleader, so you will be made to fap to her.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (t6MX/)

504 So you called the phone sex line?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

oh, no. why would I do that?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (d7Ww2)

505 fenlon has had to draw lines with helping people.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (zy5Ai)

506 Sorry, but Alex Ocrazio Co-tits isn't cute.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (F4u7C)

Did you watch the video?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (GBteo)

I call her A O C-ups

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2019 04:18 PM (NFEMn)

507 But Schumer is an idiot and Pelosi is demented so they aren't exactly running these plays very well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 04:16 PM (39g3+)

It's almost like they stole the GOPe failure theater playbook.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2019 04:18 PM (8iiMU)

508 Insom is da man!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2019 04:18 PM (QLvwG)

509 I never thought Paris looked that cute, ever. Not a pretty face. A plain face, with tons of makeup and some cutting done on it, but not pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 04:18 PM (39g3+)

510 @436
And YOU get a chicken dinner.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 08, 2019 04:18 PM (koNhm)

511 436 don't let Cuomo fool you. He's only trying to sound reasonable because big brother is running in 2020.

Well yeah he has a brother in politics, so he knows what it would be like if news organizations started to fact-check and censor them in real time to avoid "propaganda"

*****
No, I didn't mean that. I'm not saying that isn't part of it. I'm saying the wall being "immoral" must not be polling well for the Dems

Posted by: Venus at January 08, 2019 04:18 PM (lZaEn)

512 I agree, they have been making such an absolute position in public that they can't really give in now without being hated by their base. But they know they cannot win this and are desperate to work out a deal.

This is why it's generally a mistake to take an absolute position: you're locked into it, and lack room to maneuver, and if you try to, it looks like a climb down.

Close the border entirely? No. We're just carefully reviewing everyone who wants to cross. Carefully. Very carefully. Could take quite a while, in fact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 04:18 PM (6RhgT)

513 472 google lorena bobbitt, she is older but she looks like the could still take a dick.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:14 PM (MTjB1)



No thanks I'd like to keep mine.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2019 04:18 PM (WaxcS)

514 Occasional Cortex is a butterface.

Or possibly a butterface/human hybrid

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 08, 2019 04:18 PM (bcbK8)

515 The federal workers are getting a paid vacation. They don't care, yet. They haven't missed a paycheck, yet, and when they come back, they get back pay.
Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (F4u7C)

Bingo. Despite what the fake news says, fed employees are loving this.
======

Some guy called into Limbaugh yesterday - a fed employee who had been furloughed. He was in support of the wall, etc. But he was talking about how he has no money and the creditors are hounding him, blah blah blah.

I mean, he hasn't even missed a paycheck yet. Dude needs some money management classes.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 08, 2019 04:19 PM (vg8iE)

516 She has *something* that works with her crowd.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (W+vEI)

I get it.

She's still kind of cute in her late-20's, she's all over social media and connects with people regularly, she's bubbly, and she does things like livestream herself doing laundry.

She seems likable.

And frankly, she probably is pretty likable in real life.

She just has stupid policy ideas.

I don't know why it's a problem to acknowledge that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:19 PM (GBteo)

517 you have to feel sorry for the cop that had to go found the dick. no matter what he did during the rest of his career, at his retirement party, that was going to be the most discussed thing and the cake was going to be shaped like a dick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:19 PM (MTjB1)

518 If walls are immoral than are the Chinese immoral?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 04:19 PM (t5Z13)

519 What can POTUS say in eight minutes?

"Oh, and all you non-essential government workers -- you're fired. We've cleaned out your desks, packed the contents in boxes; you can pick up your personal effects in the parking lot."

Posted by: Flyover at January 08, 2019 04:19 PM (B5K06)

520 So Fen's help line can't help people performing auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 04:19 PM (oZ6kz)

521 No, I didn't mean that. I'm not saying that isn't part of it. I'm saying the wall being "immoral" must not be polling well for the Dems
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They never learn. Its Hillary and the Deplorables all over again. And these are supposed to be politicians.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 04:19 PM (2LelM)

522 Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 08, 2019 04:15 PM (IfYaq)

They don't even say they're suicidal-that would keep people on the phone longer. They just say "I have a problem-heavy breathing-Can you help me with it? LONG SILENCE-heavy breathing or just heavy breathing. They usually get off the phone quickly if it's a man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 04:20 PM (AllCR)

523 Limp NOOOD!

Posted by: Max Power at January 08, 2019 04:20 PM (q177U)

524 And frankly, she probably is pretty likable in real life.

I dunno she has that "I'll boil your bunny" look in her eyes that is very off-putting to me. And stupid but arrogant rubs me the wrong way. But maybe she's only like that on camera because she's nervous or playing a part for the show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 04:20 PM (39g3+)

525 520 So Fen's help line can't help people performing auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 04:19 PM (oZ6kz)

That's just....broffensive.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

526 I mean "get off the phone if a man answers the crisis line"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 04:20 PM (AllCR)

527 Harry , she's of that generation, so they relate.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 04:20 PM (zy5Ai)

528 CBS, CNN, Fox News Channel, Fox Business Network,, and NBC have signaled that they will broadcast the Democrat's rebuttal. - Breitbart

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2019 04:21 PM (r+sAi)

529 So Trump gets 8 minutes. I'm going to guess that Pelosi and Schumer are planning to speak longer. Then the talking heads are going to show up and waste even more time repeating Botox Betty's talking points.

Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2019 04:21 PM (WaxcS)

530 They usually get off the phone quickly if it's a man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 04:20 PM (AllCR)

Even Fen isn't doing phrasing any more.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2019 04:21 PM (8iiMU)

531 Yes.....She's 29, and that was supposedly from high school....where she looks younger, she's still funnyfaced......
Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (F4u7C)

Definitely was not in high school. She was wearing a BU shirt, with what is clearly Boston in the background of the video.

Plus the video was pretty high quality -- probably some film major did the video for his final project.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:21 PM (GBteo)

532 "Yes.....She's 29, and that was supposedly from high school....where she looks younger, she's still funnyfaced......

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (F4u7C) "

College. I mean she's wearing a Boston University shirt dancing on top of a building in Boston. So she was probably 19 or 20.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 08, 2019 04:21 PM (oZ6kz)

533 She's still kind of cute in her late-20's, she's all over social media and connects with people regularly, she's bubbly, and she does things like livestream herself doing laundry.

She seems likable.

And frankly, she probably is pretty likable in real life.

She just has stupid policy ideas.

I don't know why it's a problem to acknowledge that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:19 PM (GBteo)


Some of us just don't like dingy bobble-headed communists, I guess. I've seen her speak a few times now and have no desire to have a drink with her......

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:21 PM (F4u7C)

534 I like the idea of a rebuttal - shows who is acting and who is reacting.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 08, 2019 04:21 PM (IfYaq)

535 I'm with you Harry. ACO is a moron but she's kinda cute, and is probably a nice person to hang with.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 04:22 PM (t5Z13)

536 Don Lemon? I wanna put my meth in him.

Posted by: Ed Buck at January 08, 2019 04:22 PM (hjaPQ)

537 you have to feel sorry for the cop that had to go found the dick. no matter what he did during the rest of his career, at his retirement party, that was going to be the most discussed thing and the cake was going to be shaped like a dick.

Yeah you know dildos were hidden all over the place for him to discover. Dickfinder Joe, forever after.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 04:22 PM (39g3+)

538 493 She has *something* that works with her crowd.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (W+vEI)


She's younger than San Fran Nan.

And that's all she has to be, for them.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 08, 2019 04:22 PM (UnA8+)

539 BTW. Can we just be honest that AOC wouldn't be getting a tenth of the Facetime she's getting if she wasn't so f**kable?

Hey. That's probably the reason why she got the votes she did.

Proven fact that people (both male and female) have more positive feelings about those who are attractive (regardless of their gender) than those that are neutral or negative.

It's why the term 'Pretty Prince(ss) exists. Guys or Gals that skate through life on the basis of their looks. Never having to face much hard ship (which is why she has to manufacture hers) or argument (which is why she's so pissed ppl are fact checking what she says and correcting her mistakes or pointing out her glaring errors of logic or reason).

If Hitler had been cute and hunky we'd all being speaking German. Well maybe not in the US but def. in GB and France.

And like Madonna she apparently is getting some good pr advice but still can't keep her mouth shut.

Now as to a delay button; let them. Let them show the world just what they're really all about with no possible way they could make excuses for their actions.

I think if they did, they'd find all their hard passes revoked and maybe Trump would finally try to get some conservative out their to bankroll a conservative news outlet. (and NO Fox News is not Conservative. They're just less biased than the other nets.)

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2019 04:22 PM (uZ/z2)

540 Definitely was not in high school. She was wearing a BU shirt, with what is clearly Boston in the background of the video.

Plus the video was pretty high quality -- probably some film major did the video for his final project.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:21 PM (GBteo)


I'm just going by the left that's saying we're "pouncing" upon the video as bad or whatever. They're stating it was from her high school years. What I've seen anyway....and I think Ace stated that in a post or two as well.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:22 PM (F4u7C)

541 The Don Lemon Pucker Factor almost always elicits a grim visage.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2019 04:23 PM (2Mnv1)

542 Cuomo is such a racist white little bitch. I hope Don Lemon gives him the ass raping he so richly deserves. Jungle fever, baby. Beto is hawt.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 08, 2019 04:23 PM (/qEW2)

543 thought she was wearing a red sox shirt? she was in a blue shirt with red letters, everyone else was in red and white shirts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 08, 2019 04:23 PM (MTjB1)

544 cooper had the same look when he interviewed aoc.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 08, 2019 04:23 PM (Wr4LW)

545
This is feeling like 2007-2008 when the MSM were swooning over Obama and conservatives were perplexed. AOC appeals to people on the Left, and she is being treated like Obama 2.0 by the MSM. One can see that without agreeing that she's hot or smart. She has *something* that works with her crowd.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 04:17 PM (W+vEI)

Yes, but Obama was already being groomed. He could "appear" smart, read off a teleprompter well, stay on message, was reasonably sensible-seeming and was--as per Biden- a clean, light-skinned, presentable youngish Negro.

AOC doesn't come across as smart, can't keep her mouth shut and is already making enemies in her own party.
She will be out of politics by the time she's old enough to even run for president.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2019 04:23 PM (NFEMn)

546 So Trump gets 8 minutes. I'm going to guess that Pelosi and Schumer are planning to speak longer. Then the talking heads are going to show up and waste even more time repeating Botox Betty's talking points.
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2019 04:21 PM (WaxcS)


Are they going to be standing side by side at the podium with their fingers in each others asses?

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 04:23 PM (F4u7C)

547 ..are the Chinese immoral?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Yes.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 08, 2019 04:24 PM (3hIZX)

548 anybody ever had phone sex at work and then passed out for a 40 minute nap?


Every time the hospital billing department calls.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 08, 2019 04:25 PM (LL1Be)

549 439 I'm actually glad Chuck and Nancy are doing the Democrat response.
___________

A draft of their response has been obtained by CNN (who helped them write it). Here it is:

"Our fellow Americans (which is everybody on the planet): We watched Mr. Trump's speech tonight and we're here to tell you that he is a very, very, Bad Orange Man, and you should not listen to anything he says!

"His facts are not facts! We reject his facts! He just makes stuff up! There is no crisis at our border. In fact, there are simply some lovely folks from south of here migrating peacefully to live in this beautiful country and enjoy its bounty as is their natural, God-given right. And if you object to that, then you're just a raaaaaacist, xenophobic, white supremacist h8ter.

"Mr. Trump talked about some crimes that have been committed by some of these people. Yes, sadly, some of the lovely people who migrate into this country will commit crimes here, but they are a small minority, and they carry the Spark of the Divinity, and the only reason they commit these crimes anyway is because they are driven slightly mad by the fact that there are so many raaaaacist, xenophobic, white supremacist h8ters living in the U.S. and making life difficult for them!

"Mr. Trump also talked about how much money these lovely migrants are costing American taxpayers, to which we say: so what? We're a rich country, and we can afford to share our bounty with the rest of the world, especially when the vast majority of that money for immigrants' welfare is coming from the middle-class, of which we are not members.

"And so, dear Americans on every continent of this planet, we will not give the Bad Orange Man the money he wants for his raaaaacist, xenophobic, white supremacist wall, because Everybody Has the Right to Live and Collect Welfare in America!

"It's what the American Founders fought and died for! They wanted their descendants to become slaves to foreign welfare-seekers from around the world! And if you don't agree, then you're just a raaaaaaacist, xenophobic, white supremacist poopy head and we don't care what you think anyway!

"Good night and God bless!"

Posted by: Current Narrative Network at January 08, 2019 04:25 PM (fqUgw)

550 I've had people call on a crisis line and try that crap; They get cut off. The crisis line is a not a free phone sex line.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (AllCR)

One can kill themselves by being profligate with their Precious Bodily Fluids. That's why I hold back my essence.

Posted by: Colonel Jack D. Ripper at January 08, 2019 04:25 PM (a9Sij)

551 Yes, but Obama was already being groomed. He could "appear" smart, read off a teleprompter well, stay on message, was reasonably sensible-seeming and was--as per Biden- a clean, light-skinned, presentable youngish Negro.

AOC doesn't come across as smart, can't keep her mouth shut and is already making enemies in her own party.
She will be out of politics by the time she's old enough to even run for president.
Posted by: JoeF.


Sounds like this Obama guy could get a network job as a News Broadcaster. He has all the tools.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....You can use smoke signals to post to this blog at January 08, 2019 04:26 PM (vcOmj)

552 AOC doesn't come across as smart, can't keep her mouth shut and is already making enemies in her own party.
She will be out of politics by the time she's old enough to even run for president.
Posted by: JoeF.


Earliest she can run for POTUS is 2028.

Nine years is an eternity in politics.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 04:26 PM (9uM86)

553 Zombie, you know the situation your s-in-law described sounds like something out of the Cultural Revolution, except dumbed down a lot?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain - Orange Man Bad, But It's The Only Jib I've Got! at January 08, 2019 04:26 PM (Clxcy)

554 So Trump gets 8 minutes. I'm going to guess that Pelosi and Schumer are planning to speak longer. Then the talking heads are going to show up and waste even more time repeating Botox Betty's talking points.
Posted by: buzzion at January 08, 2019 04:21 PM (WaxcS)

When Trump is good, he knocks it out of the park, but 8 minutes?? Is he going to rush through it?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2019 04:27 PM (NFEMn)

555 Oleg over at People's Cube must be sweating bullets trying to stay ahead of the satire curve on this one.

Posted by: jbspry at January 08, 2019 04:28 PM (d/n9j)

556 The crisis line is a not a free phone sex line.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 04:11 PM (AllCR)

I loved that song when Robert Morse sang it in "How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying."

Posted by: Minuteman at January 08, 2019 04:28 PM (a9Sij)

557
Earliest she can run for POTUS is 2028.

Nine years is an eternity in politics.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 04:26 PM (9uM86)

I think it's going to soon appear to her and her backers that she will go no further than congress and then I expect her to max out and cash out---capitalize on her celebrity and become rich.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2019 04:28 PM (NFEMn)

558 Head = Ahead

Posted by: Minuteman at January 08, 2019 04:29 PM (a9Sij)

559 Sounds like this Obama guy could get a network job as a News Broadcaster. He has all the tools.

Wait, wut?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....You can use smoke signals to post to this blog at January 08, 2019 04:26 PM (vcOmj)

He'd have been really good at that I think.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2019 04:29 PM (NFEMn)

560 When Trump is good, he knocks it out of the park, but 8 minutes?? Is he going to rush through it?
======
Relax. Its already written, rehearsed and timed.

He'll say what he needs to say and nothing else.

8 minutes is actually a long time for prepared remarks. In extemporaneous speech there are more and longer pauses. If you are reading a written text 8 minutes is like 8 pages of a book.

Posted by: simplemind at January 08, 2019 04:30 PM (9VFZ2)

561 Nine years is an eternity in politics.
======
What is that in boob years?

Posted by: simplemind at January 08, 2019 04:31 PM (EVEB4)

562 When we're at the point where Chris Cuomo is "the voice of reason", there's a big problem.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 08, 2019 04:31 PM (hSk+R)

563 She seems likable.

And frankly, she probably is pretty likable in real life.

She just has stupid policy ideas.

I don't know why it's a problem to acknowledge that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 08, 2019 04:19 PM (GBteo)


Assuming facts not in evidence.

Some earlier said along the lines of 'she must be likeable....she worked as a bartender.'

I have met some VERY vapid, humorless bartenders with the personalities of wet farts.

Young with ample titties will get you hired into a bartending position even when you cannot pour a proper beer.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 08, 2019 04:31 PM (XITEs)

564 I guess Show Tune Jokes go over everybodies head here.

Does Andrew Sullivan have a blog I can comment on?

Posted by: Minuteman at January 08, 2019 04:33 PM (a9Sij)

565 I still laugh when I remember the "crime scene" pic they published when the Bobbit case occurred.

Two cops standing in a yard looking down at a small square of yellow tape, marking the location of the husband's dick, after Loreena tossed it out the window of her moving auto.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2019 04:34 PM (7cCNF)

566 If walls are immoral than are the Chinese immoral?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 08, 2019 04:19 PM (t5Z13)


Westerners are morally obligated to give shit people whatever they desire. Buggy eyed asians (like my mom) are not obligated to do shit for people who might want to asian countries. I'm still trying to figure out the logic on this.

Does Merkel think chinks are morally inferior animals who are incapable of comprehending moral responsibility? Is that why she doesn't call upon China to do its duty and accept its share of "refugees"? Maybe they are just stinking slant eyed opium sodden yellow animals. And you can't call me racist, because I are one.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 08, 2019 04:36 PM (/qEW2)

567

Aboard the MV Raging Queen we refer to boobs, tits, hooters etc as 'Mae Wests' please respect our style guide...

We also refer to Iranian Peni as 'Delicious Persian Sausages'...

Posted by: Cock Crazy Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at January 08, 2019 04:36 PM (n2qRY)

568
She's still kind of cute in her late-20's, she's all over social media and connects with people regularly, she's bubbly, and she does things like livestream herself doing laundry.


Is it her laundry?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 04:38 PM (TAmPV)

569 539 You mean Joe Crowley wasn't hawt! He played a mean guitar!

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 08, 2019 05:07 PM (2XQ0T)

570 jakee309 from 538:

"It's why the term 'Pretty Prince(ss) exists. Guys or Gals that skate
through life on the basis of their looks. Never having to face much hard
ship (which is why she has to manufacture hers) or argument (which is
why she's so pissed ppl are fact checking what she says and correcting
her mistakes or pointing out her glaring errors of logic or reason)."

I was in Traffic Court once because I got stopped and didn't have my insurance card on me. One of these deals where you go to court with the card and say "See, I was insured" and they let you go figuring you've been punished enough by having to show up to court. While waiting for the judge a quite striking young lady walked in. Long hair, gorgeous face, fantastic figure, the whole bit. She started to ask some questions about how to deal with the ticket she had gotten. There were a few lawyers there and they were all falling over themselves to give her advice. It became apparent from the conversations that while she had often been stopped due to erratic driving habits this was the first time she had ever been given a ticket. She was absolutely clueless about the concept that yes, you get tickets when you break traffic laws and yes, you have to pay them. The consensus among the rest of us was that she had had the bad luck of finally getting stopped by a female cop!

Posted by: RonF at January 09, 2019 06:01 PM (l8nW6)

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