Aging Former Actress Ellen Barkin: Louis CK Should be Raped and Shot At For Asking Why We're Listening to Parkland Junior Activist Squad

No mainstream media coverage of this, and obviously no outrage, either of the real or pretend variety.

Ellen Barkin is the latest celebrity to say the wrong thing. The "Animal Kingdom" star is no stranger to stirring up hate. Last year she suggested President Donald Trump should be removed, and not via the democratic voting process.

The implication was that he should be murdered.

More recently, she targeted disgraced comedian Louis C.K. The former star of FX's "Louie" gave a stand-up performance recently where he mocked new gender pronouns, the political wisdom of the Parkland High School student activists and similarly raw topics.

For that, and his past confession that he exposed himself to several women in a sexual fashion, Barkin unleashed on him via Twitter.

She called for him to be raped and shot at. The actress, 64, appeared to be proud of her statements. Later, she took down the Tweets in question.

HollywoodInToto.com reached out to TNT for comment. The channel's publicity contact said, "no comment."

Why? Shouldn’t TNT share outrage over the statement? What about demanding its star apologize?

No. And the network's strategy is smart.

Here's why:

Conservative news outlets pounced on the Barkin story, and rightly so given the tenor of the times. Most entertainment outlets ignored it.

Deadline.com. TheWrap.com. The Hollywood Reporter. Variety. Combined coverage? Nothing.

Without that pressure, or mainstream news outlets sharing the news far and wide, the story faded fast. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:00 PM




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1 Conservative news outlets *pounced*

Of course they did.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 08, 2019 12:16 PM (t2P6q)

2 Where is everybody?

Posted by: Lurker McLurky at January 08, 2019 12:17 PM (Ttdys)

3 Louis CK is badwrong now.

He has reduced himself to an unperson and is no longer permitted to say "edgy" things.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 12:17 PM (KUaJL)

4 I remember Ellen being hot in Sea of Love. Which was, what, 30 years ago? When Al Pacino was just beginning his own decline?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 12:17 PM (7MRhd)

5 And by "pounced", we mean what, 'zactly?

Got a mention on a couple of websites?

It's the inconvenient truth, therefore - not remembered.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 12:17 PM (6qErC)

6 God, I used to have it bad for her back in the early 90s. Then I saw her on Letterman and saw what a lib whackjob she was. Bad plastic surgery hasn't helped her either.

Sad.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 08, 2019 12:18 PM (p0nVR)

7 Movie thread on Saturdays, right?

Support left-wing Hollywood.

Posted by: Ha at January 08, 2019 12:19 PM (MAstk)

8 Ellen Barkin

Who?

Posted by: DocJ at January 08, 2019 12:19 PM (IbD2v)

9 This is middle-stage leftism, wherein the leftist slaughter their opponents. Once their opponents are gone, they can enter late-stage leftism, wherein they slaughter everyone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 12:20 PM (I2dne)

10 Free speech for we...not thee

Posted by: Mainstream ministry of truth at January 08, 2019 12:20 PM (OOH1c)

11

I should be shot up and raped too! Hello! Mr. Hollywood Money Man! Hello!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at January 08, 2019 12:20 PM (n2qRY)

12 I wasn't aware parkland vicitms were raped.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 12:20 PM (zy5Ai)

13 Conservatives pounce, Tiggers bounce!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 08, 2019 12:20 PM (hLRSq)

14 Only 64? She looks at least 74. Also she's a billionaire shake down artist. Twitter is the devil's play toy.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 12:20 PM (glJL/)

15 Ellen Barkin?

She's just hoping someone mistakes her for Louis CK and she finally gets some dick.

Which is ridiculous. Louis CK is a much better looking woman.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 12:21 PM (Tld+2)

16 Revealing the media "matrix" is the worst crime you can commit against the communist left. They rely completely on illusion.

Posted by: Gonads and Strife at January 08, 2019 12:21 PM (smXDp)

17
She probably needs work. Just trying to stir up a little publicity and remind people she is still alive.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 08, 2019 12:21 PM (kJWoP)

18 Totally OT, but Audi (a division of VW, so there) has dropped their Euro delivery program.

Not exactly a huge deal, but hey...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 12:21 PM (6qErC)

19 so now they decide gay sex is an act of extreme violence?

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 12:21 PM (zy5Ai)

20 What I get for replying to a reply to a willow comment. So I'll bring this over.

374 If it were just *western* Europe, that'd be one thing. But the EU and the Schengen area now embraces big chunks of the Former Soviet Near Abroad.

Though I will note that what might be political 'reality' isn't necessarily commercial reality - if you rent a car anywhere in "western" Europe they'd sooner you didn't go to Italy or Greece, and there's all kinds of thou-shalt-not in the paperwork about Poland, Czech, Slov(ak|en)ia, or any of the Baltics or Yugoslav fragments. I don't recall seeing anything about Turkey which was surprising.

Posted by: JEM at January 08, 2019 12:21 PM (8erNz)

21 Face like a skillet.

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2019 12:21 PM (cxHbL)

22 You either obey, or Democrats want you dead. That might sound like hyperbole, but it's demonstrably true.
They are frustrated by the democratic process, constitution, law and verifiable truths. They will stop at nothing to create their ideal insane asylum.
The more aggressive and despotic they get, the closer we are to real conflict.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (VpIIl)

23 It's all one big shit test.

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (tRLIC)

24 We disavow Ellen Barkin from our shoal

Posted by: Groupers at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (55iph)

25 *sigh* Where's the ear muffs?

Oh, they banned them because they violate their free speech?

Fuck...

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (yDQqd)

26 Barkin was always a butter face.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (BXMxN)

27 The Party of Tolerance.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (OxZ6W)

28 Who bitch is dis?

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (OOH1c)

29 so do I have to fear their takeover and when I make them unhappy they will not just be mad, make me lose my job, but rape me?

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (zy5Ai)

30 She sounds...*normal*

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (a0IVu)

31 She called for him to be raped and shot at. The actress, 64, appeared to be proud of her statements.



And that class, is why the left should never be left alone around firearms.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (9uM86)

32 Barkin looks like she had a sexual encounter with Godzilla and was the bottom man.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (VpIIl)

33 God, I used to have it bad for her back in the early 90s. Then I saw her on Letterman and saw what a lib whackjob she was. Bad plastic surgery hasn't helped her either.

Sad.



'Tis. Siesta. Hard body and full mish.

*sighs*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (fuK7c)

34 Is it pounce then seize, or seize then pounce? This is all most confounding.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (NWiLs)

35 Barkin dog moves on.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (aKsyK)

36 why are leftist always on a tear wanting to rape people?

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (zy5Ai)

37 I remember Ellen being hot in Sea of Love. Which was, what, 30 years ago? When Al Pacino was just beginning his own decline?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 12:17 PM (7MRhd)


Big Easy, too. Then nothing...

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (y7DUB)

38 Conservative news outlets *pounced*

Of course they did.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 08, 2019 12:16 PM (t2P6q)

I thought that said "pounded" the first time I read it.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (OxZ6W)

39 >>Barkin was always a butter face.


And her face was her best asset.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (Tld+2)

40 Wanna get some gainz, brah? Pounce and seize.

It's the righteous way to burn.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (ZejZP)

41 While defining "rape" down ("He gazed at me too long!"), they continue to see men being raped funny. an acceptable form of punishment for other crimes (in this case, wrongthink badjoke).



Is it too much to ask for some consistency on condemning rape? I've never though it was funny, or cute to want someone punished by prison rape. Geez.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (W+vEI)

42
This is middle-stage leftism, wherein the leftist slaughter their opponents. Once their opponents are gone, they can enter late-stage leftism, wherein they slaughter everyone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2019 12:20 PM


Final stage leftism is when the true communists kill all the useful leftist idiots who carried their water and take all their shit.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (jYje5)

43 >>Barkin was always a butter face.

With ass eyes.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (/tuJf)

44 if you rent a car anywhere in "western" Europe they'd sooner you didn't go to Italy or Greece, and there's all kinds of thou-shalt-not"

True, but said rules are ignored...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2019 12:24 PM (6qErC)

45 GOP pounces...like a soft, fluffy kitten chasing a ball of yarn.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 12:24 PM (a0IVu)

46 Hey, hey, hey-don't be mean. We don't have to be mean. 'Cause, remember: no matter where you go...there you are.

Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai at January 08, 2019 12:24 PM (YYj3A)

47 meanwhile Gateway Pundit notes that Mark Dice got suspended from Facebook ... for telling the truth about that woman that claimed a white guy was the killer, when she knew it was a black guy.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2019 12:24 PM (Cus5s)

48 They are frustrated by the democratic process, constitution, law and verifiable truths. They will stop at nothing to create their ideal insane asylum.
The more aggressive and despotic they get, the closer we are to real conflict.
Posted by: Marcus T


I wish they'd go ahead and get froggy and jump.

Tired of this shit. Call the tune and let's get this dance started.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:24 PM (9uM86)

49 sigh* Where's the ear muffs?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM


I only have thighs for ... youuuuuuuuu!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 08, 2019 12:24 PM (ctuyM)

50 Justice Ginsburg will not be in the office today, again.

She is busy training for the Yukon Arctic Ultramarathon race which is expected to be very competitive this year.

We wish her every success in this year's race. She has promised to communicate to me her vote on all matters coming before the Court.

Posted by: Justice Kagan at January 08, 2019 12:24 PM (DuAZ5)

51 31 She called for him to be raped and shot at. The actress, 64, appeared to be proud of her statements.



And that class, is why the left should never be left alone around firearms.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (9uM86)

Clearly this is threatening language, thus we need the Police to search all her property for guns, and confiscate them.

As is legal under California Law now.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2019 12:24 PM (NgKpN)

52 As Kissinger said of the Iran-Iraq war, it's a shame they both can't lose.

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2019 12:25 PM (Bdeb0)

53 Conservative news outlets pounced on the Barkin story, and rightly so given the tenor of the times. Most entertainment outlets ignored it.

---


Funny, I don't think I've heard any conservative news outlet mention it. In fact, I'd have never known it had happened if it weren't for lefties online bitching.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 12:25 PM (KUaJL)

54 Conservatives pounce, Tiggers bounce!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 08, 2019 12:20 PM (hLRSq)

our tops are made out of rubber, our bottoms are made out of springs?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2019 12:25 PM (8D42x)

55
We used to call them "liberals."

We used to call them "pinkos."

We used to call them "peaceniks."


Little did we know the Left was always Vicious Hateful Savages.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:26 PM (lhIDN)

56 Ellen who?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 12:26 PM (OG7NC)

57 Have you ever seen a pouncing elephant? The result is not pretty for the target.

Posted by: Someguy at January 08, 2019 12:26 PM (h5Df3)

58 >>43 >>Barkin was always a butter face. With ass eyes. Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (/tuJf)

Robert DeNiro wasn't always insane. In 'This Boy's Life,' he insisted on sexing her from behind because he "didn't want to look at the face."

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (Bdeb0)

59 Clearly this is threatening language, thus we need the Police to search all her property for guns, and confiscate them.

As is legal under California Law now.
Posted by: Don Q


Yeah. If that doesn't trigger (swidt?) the red flag law, nothing should.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (9uM86)

60 She's no Hyaatia Lee.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (Tld+2)

61 I think, and hope, that Louis CK will be rehabilitated.

Pendulums swing, he was outed at the peak of #metoo hysteria.

What he did was creepy, but represents maybe a 2 on the 1-10 Cosby Scale.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (fuK7c)

62 1 She called for him to be raped and shot at. The actress, 64, appeared to be proud of her statements.

Twitter is kind of a high tech pons asinorum. It invites fools to blurt out to the world their innermost thoughts ... er, make that "feelings" ... uncensored, for everyone to see.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (6RhgT)

63 they must really fantasize about rape, first palin, then melania . now ck.

interesting people.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (zy5Ai)

64 I read a review of "The Mask", that called Cameron Diaz a younger, hotter, Ellen Barkin.

Ouch.

Posted by: nip at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (DfGpI)

65 With ass eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw


Rabbit head.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (ZejZP)

66 Has twitter suspended her account for violating their ToS????

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (W+vEI)

67 Nasty old gold-digging hag says what?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (fqUgw)

68 Wait till she unleashes on Ellen D. for her support of whats-his-name that got dumped and the host of that award show the other month.

Lots of hate from the LBGTQWERTY for her for that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (cqNba)

69 Hail Satan!

Posted by: Hollyweird Virtue Signalling NPCs at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)

70 Ellen Barkin should not be raped and shot. She should just be shot for being an ugly bitch. I don't think you could find anyone to rape her anyway. Maybe Paolo.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 12:28 PM (3sjI6)

71 It's the Death Watch of all Death Watches.

The left desperately needs RBG to hang on one more year so they can pull a Reverse-Merrick Garland.

Which will be nowhere near as much fun as a Reverse Cowgirl, of that we can be assured.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 08, 2019 12:28 PM (t2P6q)

72 >>What he did was creepy, but represents maybe a 2 on the 1-10 Cosby Scale. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (fuK7c)

Is there any kind of parity between the Cosby Scale and the Sandusky Index?

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2019 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)

73 Big Easy, too. Then nothing...

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (y7DUB)

---

Bad Company in 1995. Nice. Then that's it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 08, 2019 12:28 PM (p0nVR)

74 Louis CK is trash but his comments on the Parkland stuff is right. Being around when people are shot doesn't make you an expert on anything let alone a voice someone should listen to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 12:28 PM (39g3+)

75 Barkin was always a butter face.

With ass eyes.


Talking about shooting and raping people who don't feel Parkland gun grabbers should automatically be listened to wouldn't be better if she were an "and her face" with doe eyes, would it?. FTR, I"d feel the same way if it were some hunky male star saying it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 12:28 PM (AllCR)

76 why are leftist always on a tear wanting to rape people?

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 12:23 PM (zy5Ai)

because the women are ugly hadrians and the men treat them worse than chattel. This means they never have real lovin and assume it's always rape, but maybe not rape rape.

in cases of confusion, see how Hollywood men "treat" their women...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2019 12:29 PM (8D42x)

77
Re: the awful old leftist bat Ginburg

My biggest laugh yesterday was Ace's:

She is infamous for sleeping during oral arguments. And State of the Union addresses.


As she's recovering from having cancerous nodes removed from her lungs, she's going to relax a bit and skip the napping at work.



Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:29 PM (dL71y)

78 She had a great ass in "Sea of Love."

Other than that...has she done anything remotely noteworthy?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2019 12:30 PM (wYseH)

79 sturm, that's right they think we are like them.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 12:30 PM (zy5Ai)

80 She was married to Ron Perelman.

I wonder if they actually bred?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2019 12:30 PM (cqNba)

81 Actress?
Can she convincingly play a gay black man?

Posted by: Ed Buck at January 08, 2019 12:30 PM (daAqw)

82 Being around when people are shot doesn't make you an expert on anything let alone a voice someone should listen to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 12:28 PM


Yeah, well I'm in Hahvaad, and you isn't.

Posted by: David "T-Rex Arm" Hogg at January 08, 2019 12:31 PM (ctuyM)

83 Alternate Post Title:

"Irrelevant Has-Been Highlights Her Irrelevancy By Squeaking About Current Events"

Posted by: Sharkman at January 08, 2019 12:31 PM (BfOXk)

84 She was married to Ron Perelman.



Two people who have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

And I'm no movie star.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:31 PM (9uM86)

85 A-ah-ahm a vegtubu-ull.

Posted by: Rutabaga Tomater Ginsburg at January 08, 2019 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

86 18 Totally OT, but Audi (a division of VW, so there) has dropped their Euro delivery program.

Not exactly a huge deal, but hey...


Let's remember VAG is VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat, Lamborghini, Bugatti, probably others I'm not remembering now.

I'm assuming BMW and Merc still have theirs, my wife's interest in Bimmers had a lot to do with picking them up in Munich and driving around for two weeks* though we haven't done one in a while.

* back in the day in the Golden State you also had the 180-day rule, so if you bought it (argue as you wish about the date of 'purchase', handing over a check was good enough under law) and it was registered in another jurisdiction (like Bavaria**, or Oregon***) and wasn't registered in CA until six months plus one day after it was purchased, you didn't owe sales tax to the state.

** 9% of an M5 is one thing

*** but 9% of a Gulfstream or 170ft of yacht is another.

Posted by: JEM at January 08, 2019 12:32 PM (8erNz)

87
Democrats are really hoping for a school shooting soon, too. They're desperate for something like a shooting right about now.

But in the meantime, Democrats will probably resort to fake hoax "hate crimes" against "immigrants."

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:32 PM (dL71y)

88 . . . I don't think you could find anyone to rape her anyway. Maybe Paolo.
_______________

Please! The Paolo, he has his standards.

And this fugly bitch doesn't even come close to meeting them.

Posted by: Paolo at January 08, 2019 12:32 PM (fqUgw)

89 We used to call them "liberals."

We used to call them "pinkos."

We used to call them "peaceniks."

Little did we know the Left was always Vicious Hateful Savages.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:26 PM (lhIDN)


That's why I refer to them as "Reds." It's simpler, more honest, and God knows it's accurate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 12:32 PM (6RhgT)

90 Other than that...has she done anything remotely noteworthy?


Again, if you're in a place where nsfw is ok, bing "ellen barkin siesta". Hardbody, full mish.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 12:32 PM (fuK7c)

91
btw, is Ellen Barker receiving death threats, yet?

Or is that later today in this farce?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:33 PM (dL71y)

92 ron perlman's twitter , much the same nuts.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 12:33 PM (zy5Ai)

93
She was married to Ron Perelman.

I wonder if they actually bred?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Hell baby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2019 12:33 PM (aKsyK)

94 Time to put this useless eater out on the ice floe.

Posted by: Nanook de Monet at January 08, 2019 12:33 PM (QLvwG)

95 our tops are made out of rubber, our bottoms are made out of springs?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2019 12:25 PM (8D42x)


And calling him "Pooh"
Upsets Xi Jiping!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 08, 2019 12:33 PM (hLRSq)

96 so how does this improve dialogue?

lol

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 12:34 PM (zy5Ai)

97 >>What he did was creepy, but represents maybe a 2 on the 1-10 Cosby Scale.



Eh, I recall him tweeting some ugly stuff about Palin*. However, I don't recall anyone saying he should be raped or shot for these tweets. In fact, he later apologized to Palin when he met her, and she forgave him.

Who's more tolerant, eh?



*"I want to rub my father's c*ck all over Sarah Palin's fat tits," and she has a "family of chinese poor people living in her c#nt hole."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 12:34 PM (W+vEI)

98 our tops are made out of rubber, our bottoms are made out of springs?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2019 12:25 PM (8D42x)

Is this an advertisement for San Fran's Pride parade?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 12:34 PM (KUaJL)

99 Wait till she unleashes on Ellen D. for her support of whats-his-name that got dumped and the host of that award show the other month.

Lots of hate from the LBGTQWERTY for her for that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2019 12:27 PM (cqNba)

Ahhh, how could anybody hate something that looks like Dennis the Menace? Even if she is a carpet munching, strap on wearing dyke.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 12:34 PM (3sjI6)

100 I think the last surgery they did, they left a few items inside her head.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 12:34 PM (F4u7C)

101 Damn. Bitch just ruined any enjoyment I might get out of rewatching Buckaroo Bonzai.

Posted by: West at January 08, 2019 12:35 PM (62iUG)

102 Shut up Ellen and show your tits. Wait, nevermind. Gravity ruined that.

What happened to the leftists? I thought Louis C.K. was on their #MeToo list? Did they forgive him and re-attack him?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:35 PM (gA69l)

103
Poor Bill Cosby.

I'm still trying to figure what terrible thing Kevin Spacey did. An old fag tried to pick up a young fag. Big whoop.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:36 PM (dL71y)

104 sturm, that's right they think we are like them.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 12:30 PM (zy5Ai)

Willow, it's not that, they *KNOW* we're worse then them and look at how bad they are.

so it's no wonder they expect us to be murdering sister humping racist rapists, it's because they and their heroes are.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2019 12:36 PM (8D42x)

105 Sorry Louis - I'm not into bears unless they pay REALLY well.

Posted by: David Hogg - Meth Twink at January 08, 2019 12:36 PM (OX43S)

106 well I guess I don't mind, let them eat eachother . less for us to worry about.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 12:36 PM (zy5Ai)

107 Again, if you're in a place where nsfw is ok, bing "ellen barkin siesta". Hardbody, full mish.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Pretty much the only interesting part of that overwrought flick.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 08, 2019 12:37 PM (AM1GF)

108 Women get raped without being hot.Grandmothers get raped by gang members, drug dealers, murderpus Muslims, crazy family membss. So I'm guessing what is meant is that "Nobody would want to make love to her?" I don't know what her current status is as far as a partner, but there are surely men who would want to spend time with her and find her opinions completely acceptable

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 12:37 PM (AllCR)

109 Eh, I recall him tweeting some ugly stuff about Palin*


Well, that's pretty bad but it's not why he became Unpersoned.

He asked girls to watch him wank and it's a crime because of the power imbalance between him and the less powerful young girl comedians.

You could maybe argue for a 3 on the Cosby Scale, but I'm sticking with 2.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 12:37 PM (fuK7c)

110 our tops are made out of rubber, our bottoms are made out of springs?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2019 12:25 PM (8D42x)

NO springs!

Posted by: Coily the Sprite at January 08, 2019 12:37 PM (7HtZB)

111 >>She was married to Ron Perelman.


The billionaire owner of the Revlon company. No kids, but he gave her *a lot* of jewelry. She had a big auction after the divorce.

She had a son with first husband, Gabriel Byrne.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 12:37 PM (W+vEI)

112 Poor Bill Cosby.

I'm still trying to figure what terrible thing Kevin Spacey did. An old fag tried to pick up a young fag. Big whoop.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:36 PM (dL71y)

Tried to pay off the public outcry with his Gay Card. Turns out he didn't have enough of a balance on his account, and it bounced.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 12:37 PM (KUaJL)

113 Barkin was always a butter face.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (BXMxN)

**Agreed, just another hollywooder I have always been told is sooooo very beautiful like Geena Davis, Martha Plimpton and the vagina steam lady Paltrow.

Posted by: George Takei at January 08, 2019 12:37 PM (xqfqx)

114 Posted by: Bandersnatch


No thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 12:37 PM (AllCR)

115 Basically these guys talk like this all the time, but until social media rose, it was between them and not to the world.

I'm still trying to figure what terrible thing Kevin Spacey did.

Its the whole "force them to sex while isolated on a boat" thing that has people up in arms. That and the "I like young bois" thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 12:37 PM (39g3+)

116
Deadline.com. TheWrap.com. The Hollywood Reporter. Variety. Combined coverage? Nothing.




I would argue that's the last thing an aging no talent actress seeking to be relevant again wanted to happen

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 12:37 PM (TAmPV)

117 >>>I'm still trying to figure what terrible thing Kevin Spacey did. An old fag tried to pick up a young fag. Big whoop.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:36 PM (dL71y)
___________

I have absolutely no idea where I went wrong with that boy.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey's Pedophile Father at January 08, 2019 12:38 PM (OX43S)

118 >>>I don't know what her current status is as far as a partner, but there are surely men who would want to spend time with her and find her opinions completely acceptable



"Men" like Tater Stelter and Philippe Reines.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:38 PM (gA69l)

119 Damn. Bitch just ruined any enjoyment I might get out of rewatching Buckaroo Bonzai.
Posted by: West at January 08, 2019 12:35 PM


If all wishes were gratified, many dreams would be destroyed.

Posted by: B. Banzai at January 08, 2019 12:38 PM (ctuyM)

120 These days, we seem to move from one gaslighting attempt to another... or just stay on the same one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 12:38 PM (ycWCI)

121 Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 12:34 PM (W+vEI)

Nice. Some more of the leftist civility in public discourse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2019 12:38 PM (6RhgT)

122 >>>I don't know what her current status is as far as a partner, but there are surely men who would want to spend time with her and find her opinions completely acceptable


Of course, Ellen was pretty fabulous in the 80's.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:38 PM (gA69l)

123 Damned washed up star trekker sock

Posted by: dananjcon at January 08, 2019 12:38 PM (xqfqx)

124 Whenever anyone says that the Neanderthal's are extinct, just remind them of Ron Perlman.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 12:38 PM (3sjI6)

125 Posted by: David Hogg - Meth Twink at
======

Buy a tanning package and call me, K?

Posted by: Ed Buck at January 08, 2019 12:38 PM (CTG7e)

126 I'm still trying to figure what terrible thing Kevin Spacey did. An old fag tried to pick up a young fag. Big whoop.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:36 PM


Apparently, it's what he tried to pick him up by.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2019 12:39 PM (ctuyM)

127 71
It's the Death Watch of all Death Watches.



The left desperately needs RBG to hang on one more year so they can pull a Reverse-Merrick Garland.



Which will be nowhere near as much fun as a Reverse Cowgirl, of that we can be assured.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 08, 2019 12:28 PM (t2P6q)


So is RBG in hiding? Do the Supremes need to make evident their health stati?
i guess I might have been wrong that Ruth was going to have to sit on the court for six years.
BTW did any one see that awesome movie about RBG breaking barriers for women by being the second female Supreme? Barrier broken!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 12:39 PM (ymnmz)

128 Its the whole "force them to sex while isolated on a boat" thing that has people up in arms. That and the "I like young bois" thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



You can imagine Spacey looking at Cory Feldman and thinking "WTF?"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:39 PM (9uM86)

129 It's the Death Watch of all Death Watches.





The left desperately needs RBG to hang on one more year so they can pull a Reverse-Merrick Garland.





Which will be nowhere near as much fun as a Reverse Cowgirl, of that we can be assured.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 08, 2019 12:28 PM (t2P6q)


So is RBG in hiding? Do the Supremes need to make evident their health stati?
i guess I might have been wrong that Ruth was going to have to sit on the court for six years.
BTW
did any one see that awesome movie about RBG breaking barriers for
women by being the second female Supreme? Barrier broken!!!



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 12:39 PM (ymnmz)

WHERE'S MY F-ING MOIVIE!!!!!


Posted by: Sandra Day O'Conner at January 08, 2019 12:40 PM (ymnmz)

130 she played a gypsy in the movie with the horse, gabriel byrne
and the two kids.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 08, 2019 12:40 PM (Wr4LW)

131 Not that Ron Pearlman. She married the billionaire, not the ape-face guy from Hellboy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2019 12:40 PM (veoSD)

132 128
Its the whole "force them to sex while isolated on a boat" thing that has people up in arms. That and the "I like young bois" thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor







You can imagine Spacey looking at Cory Feldman and thinking "WTF?"





Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:39 PM (9uM86)


Butthisface!

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at January 08, 2019 12:41 PM (ymnmz)

133 So is RBG in hiding? Do the Supremes need to make evident their health stati?
i guess I might have been wrong that Ruth was going to have to sit on the court for six years.
BTW did any one see that awesome movie about RBG breaking barriers for women by being the second female Supreme? Barrier broken!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


I want proof of life.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:41 PM (9uM86)

134 Whenever anyone says that the Neanderthal's are extinct, just remind them of Ron Perlman.

Whenever someone claims neanderthal was a separate species of less-evolved human I point to Ron Perlman.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 12:41 PM (39g3+)

135 this is the one who wanted to Reverse Cowgirl on Matt Damon's fake nose in one of those Ocean's movies right

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 08, 2019 12:41 PM (RKQ/v)

136 I've never heard of Ellen Barkin, but I gather that she's some washed up Hollywood never-was looking for anything vaguely resembling a spotlight.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 08, 2019 12:41 PM (OxZ6W)

137 *"I want to rub my father's c*ck all over Sarah Palin's fat tits," and she has a "family of chinese poor people living in her c#nt hole."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 12:34 PM (W+vEI)

What did he mean by this besides being not funny?

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:42 PM (tRLIC)

138
The whole thing is being pushed by the young fag's mom, Heather Unruh.

She used to be a local fake news reader here in Boston.
I'll bet my left nut she's more angry at Kevin Spacey for contributing to her son's homosexuality and making the kid a little twink.

Supposebly the kid has a "girlfriend" and they want everyone to know that fact. But I think the kid has a friend who's a girl, and that's it.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:42 PM (CyMMI)

139
Whenever anyone says that the Neanderthal's are extinct, just remind them of Ron Perlman.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 12:38 PM


Oh that's the guy. Started watching this series "Hand of God" on prime and quit after a couple episodes. What a sorry looking face.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 08, 2019 12:42 PM (jYje5)

140 Willow, it's not that, they *KNOW* we're worse then them and look at how bad they are.

so it's no wonder they expect us to be murdering sister humping racist rapists, it's because they and their heroes are.
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 08, 2019 12:36 PM (8D42x)

They have a pathological need to be better than us, but they aren't by any metric, so as with everything else, they ignore reality and invent their own.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at January 08, 2019 12:42 PM (J+mig)

141 >>I'm still trying to figure what terrible thing Kevin Spacey did. An old fag tried to pick up a young fag. Big whoop.


It appears that he was closer to a male Weinstein known for preying on young men than a single-incident crotch-grabber? I don't know.

An actor, who is known for his role in the original Broadway run of "Rent," has written about Spacey getting him drunk and nearly raping him at a party when he was still a teen. (Yeah, I don't know why he was there in the first place, but child actors seem to regularly be surrounded by adults and put into adult situations).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 12:42 PM (W+vEI)

142 What did he mean by this besides being not funny?

I think a lot of drugs were involved, it makes no sense at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 12:42 PM (39g3+)

143 I promise to Shepherd RGBs soul in exchange for a full replenishment of my arm supply.

Posted by: One Armed Ghost of Michelle Fields at January 08, 2019 12:42 PM (OX43S)

144 Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:36 PM (dL71y)


He was 18, but I think it was that a man old enough to be his father plied him with drink and sexually assaulted him by pulling down his pants and fondling his penis?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 12:42 PM (AllCR)

145 She used to be a local fake news reader here in Boston.
I'll bet my left nut she's more angry at Kevin Spacey for contributing to her son's homosexuality and making the kid a little twink.

Supposebly the kid has a "girlfriend" and they want everyone to know that fact. But I think the kid has a friend who's a girl, and that's it.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:42 PM (CyMMI)

So she's his beard.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 12:42 PM (KUaJL)

146 I want proof of life.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:41 PM


I've got a birth certificate I don't need anymore.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (ctuyM)

147 60 She's no Hyaatia Lee.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019

*
*
No Nikki Rhodes, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (7MRhd)

148 No matter where you go, Ellen Barkin has been.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (rzqzj)

149 He asked girls to watch him wank and it's a crime because of the power imbalance between him and the less powerful young girl comedians.

You could maybe argue for a 3 on the Cosby Scale, but I'm sticking with 2.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 12:37 PM (fuK7c)

Hey, we had to look at that old, nasty cock. He should have sprung for a guest appearance on Louie, but he cheaped out.--Hollywood Whores that watched Louis C. K. beat off.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (3sjI6)

150 They're desperate for something like a shooting right about now.

Unless it's one of those pesky illegales doing the shooting. Then they'll be all confused.

Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (sxq57)

151 Of course, Ellen was pretty fabulous in the 80's.

She had a look, and if you liked that look, then she was your thing, and otherwise she was kinda meh.

I was on a flight this weekend and one of the stewardesses was this 105lb five-foot-eight blonde rocking librarian glasses and muscles in her forearms, one look at her and I assumed she had a nice collection of whips at home.

Posted by: JEM at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (8erNz)

152 Nobody cares what a worn out B movie actress who has been out to pasture 20 years says. Hell, nobody cares what any ignorant Hollywood asswipe says anyway.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (OG7NC)

153
"Fat tits?"

Only a jealous woman or a queer would talk like that.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (CyMMI)

154 OT, Is RBG really still sick or is she just needing additional recovery time? I thought she just needed additional rest post surgery but then the rumor mills went into overdrive...

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 12:44 PM (a0IVu)

155 I knew Kevin Spacey.

Posted by: Ghost of Corey Haim at January 08, 2019 12:44 PM (OX43S)

156 The whole thing is being pushed by the young fag's mom, Heather Unruh.


Yeah, that's part of the bullshitiness of it all. It's a story because it involves a media person's family.

Otherwise nothing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 12:44 PM (fuK7c)

157 S-sumbuddy menchun mee?

Posted by: Rutabaga Tomater Ginsburg at January 08, 2019 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

158
Yes, he was 18, which is under age for drinking in MA.

But, when the story broke, he was 17! That's a huge lie.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:45 PM (CyMMI)

159 Sit, RBG, sit! Roll over! Now play dead!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)

160 154 I think being 85 is mostly all about being in some state of illness

Posted by: rammajamma at January 08, 2019 12:45 PM (rzqzj)

161 He asked girls to watch him wank...

And apparently they did not leave.

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2019 12:45 PM (Boy/L)

162 Does SCOTUS have rules on if you have to actually be present for the case arguments to cast a vote?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 12:45 PM (KUaJL)

163 I don't know why everyone insists that evil be ugly. Yes, Ellen Barkin is not very pretty these days, she's old. She never was a raving beauty like other actresses but she wasn't bad.

But the problem is not her looks, or her weight or anything like that. Ugly, fat people can be wonderful, wise, and winsome. The ugly is in her heart, its in her soul. If she was a stunning beauty would that make her right or acceptable? If Louis CK looked like Thomas Magnum would that make what he says okay?

The problems we have are not skin deep, they are soul-deep. These people have dead souls that seek after their father Satan, that's their problem. Its not their looks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (39g3+)

164 >>>She had a look, and if you liked that look, then she was your thing, and otherwise she was kinda meh.




I liked that look, but that was way before I realized Hollywood was filled with leftist jackasses.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (gA69l)

165 154 OT, Is RBG really still sick or is she just needing additional recovery time? I thought she just needed additional rest post surgery but then the rumor mills went into overdrive...
Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 12:44 PM (a0IVu)
--------

They'll never give the full truth so I always assume its worse than they stated.

"Recovering" is the new "Life Support until Trump is gone".

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (G0vdT)

166 Ellen Barkin is a washed up Has been

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (BqBId)

167 She was also in a movie, Switch, where she plays a man who God punished by putting him in a woman's body. Acting wise she was pretty good at never getting used to heels and being fascinated by having knockers, plus she had a short hairstyle requiring minimum maintenance. Plus she looked the part because she has a face like Pete Rose's in that when they age looks like a clenched fist.

I'm guessing life hasn't been too good for her lately.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (y7DUB)

168


Yeah, that's part of the bullshitiness of it all. It's a story because it involves a media person's family.

Did you see her press conference? You'd think her son was 12 years old and drugged and kidnapped by Kevin Spacey.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (CyMMI)

169 147 60 She's no Hyaatia Lee.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019
*
*
No Nikki Rhodes, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (7MRhd)

Not even close to Nikki Dahl.

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (tRLIC)

170 Barkin always struck me as a particular type of frenetic crazy that was never appealing- and as a rule, I am attracted to crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (ycWCI)

171
I can't wait for RBG to make her triumphant return to the Supreme Court being supported on either side by Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (veoSD)

172 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (39g3+)

Well said; It's a spiritual problem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (AllCR)

173 I didn't know who she was, so I looked her up. She looks like Caitlyn Jenner with a sparse, limp blonde wig.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (6s3Tv)

174 113 Barkin was always a butter face.

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (BXMxN)

**Agreed, just another hollywooder I have always been told is sooooo very beautiful like Geena Davis, Martha Plimpton and the vagina steam lady Paltrow.
Posted by: George Takei at January 08, 2019

*
*
George my man, you wish you had cheekbones like Geena Davis's.

Posted by: William Shatner at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (7MRhd)

175 141
>>I'm still trying to figure what terrible thing Kevin Spacey did. An old fag tried to pick up a young fag. Big whoop.





It appears that he was closer to a male Weinstein known for preying
on young men than a single-incident crotch-grabber? I don't know.



An actor, who is known for his role in the original Broadway run of
"Rent," has written about Spacey getting him drunk and nearly raping him
at a party when he was still a teen. (Yeah, I don't know why he was
there in the first place, but child actors seem to regularly be
surrounded by adults and put into adult situations).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 12:42 PM (W+vEI)


Do I need to explain?

Posted by: Kevin Spacey's boner at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (ymnmz)

176 RBH

Soon...

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (UbbJ9)

177 And Animal Kingdom sucks.....pretty hard. Drags it's teeth, even.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (F4u7C)

178 Fools.

I have been granted eternal life until my pact is complete - 20 million amphora's of child blood delivered to the Dark Lord.

Bwahahahaha

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Blood Pact with Baal at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (OX43S)

179 I thought she just needed additional rest post surgery but then the rumor mills went into overdrive...

She's almost 86 and just had invasive surgery for lung cancer. Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (Boy/L)

180 RBG

Soon...

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (UbbJ9)

181 Louis CK will be a "conservative comedian" now.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (Ogseb)

182 61
I think, and hope, that Louis CK will be rehabilitated.



Pendulums swing, he was outed at the peak of #metoo hysteria.



What he did was creepy, but represents maybe a 2 on the 1-10 Cosby Scale.

----

What is it on the Ed Buck scale?

Posted by: TheHoser at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (IDjUx)

183 >>>The problems we have are not skin deep, they are soul-deep.


Agreed. Barkin was a very pretty actress in the day, but very ugly inside.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (gA69l)

184 He asked girls to watch him wank...

And apparently they did not leave.


Yeah that's the other side of the equasion. Yes, its wrong for Harvey Weinstein to whip out little Harvey and tell a would-be actress to pleasure him. But she was in his freaking HOTEL ROOM alone with the man, and she didn't just leave. There's plenty of wrong to go around here, and while he's the greater evil, I cannot ignore the women who complain now but were compliant then, to get their career.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (39g3+)

185 Never much liked her.. I can see where you guys who grew up in the 80's might have thought she was hot stuff.. but I never cared for her.. much better looking women from that era.. Kim Basinger comes to mind..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (so+oy)

186 161 He asked girls to watch him wank...

And apparently they did not leave.

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2019 12:45 PM (Boy/L)

Many women enjoy watching a man rub one out.

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (tRLIC)

187 160 154 I think being 85 is mostly all about being in some state of illness

Posted by: rammajamma at January 08, 2019 12:45 PM (rzqzj)

*thinks about 88 year old uncle* ain't that the truth.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (a0IVu)

188 174
113 Barkin was always a butter face.



Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (BXMxN)



**Agreed, just another hollywooder I have always been told is sooooo very beautiful like Geena Davis, Martha Plimpton and the vagina steam lady Paltrow.

Posted by: George Takei at January 08, 2019

*

*

George my man, you wish you had cheekbones like Geena Davis's.

Posted by: William Shatner at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (7MRhd)


If you look outta the corner of your eye through a green lens, Gwynneth Paltow looks like Kermit the frog

Posted by: Fozzy Bear at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (ymnmz)

189 >>Well, that's pretty bad but it's not why he became Unpersoned.

He asked girls to watch him wank and it's a crime because of the power imbalance between him and the less powerful young girl comedians.



Oh, right. Looking at his Palin tweets is does not surprise me he's got some deviant sexual practices.

Is Barkin saying he should be raped for the #MeToo offense or the recent unPC joke offense?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (W+vEI)

190 25% of 85 year olds die every year.

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (UbbJ9)

191 186
161 He asked girls to watch him wank...



And apparently they did not leave.



Ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2019 12:45 PM (Boy/L)



Many women enjoy watching a man rub one out.

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (tRLIC)


#metoo

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at January 08, 2019 12:49 PM (ymnmz)

192 Did somebody need a wanking watcher?

Posted by: Shep! at January 08, 2019 12:49 PM (OX43S)

193 >>>much better looking women from that era.. Kim Basinger comes to mind..


Diane Lane and Phoebe F**king Cates!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:49 PM (gA69l)

194
It appears that he was closer to a male Weinstein known for preying on young men than a single-incident crotch-grabber? I don't know.

But in gay Hollywood that's just another day that ends in Y. Gay wanna be actors in Hollywood don't have a problem with it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 12:50 PM (TAmPV)

195 Ellen Barkin has always looked kinda rough in my opinion. Like a meth head but with better teeth.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2019 12:50 PM (0uRNV)

196 I thought she just needed additional rest post surgery but then the rumor mills went into overdrive...

She's almost 86 and just had invasive surgery for lung cancer. Draw your own conclusions.
Posted by: Circa
............

yeah.. they took one whole node of her lung.. which on that side, is half a lung.

But the MSM reports she's "healthy".. for fucks sake...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 12:50 PM (so+oy)

197 What is it on the Ed Buck scale?
Posted by: TheHoser at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (IDjUx)

The Ed Buck scale should in fact be broader. AFAIK, at least no one Cosby ever drugged died. Let alone two.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 12:50 PM (ycWCI)

198 169 147 60 She's no Hyaatia Lee.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2019
*
*
No Nikki Rhodes, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (7MRhd)

Not even close to Nikki Dahl.
Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (tRLIC)

Seems that if you name your daughter "Nikki" you've kind of limited her future career choices

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 12:50 PM (7HtZB)

199 I shouldn't have to say this but I will: The type of men Bill Cosby and Kevin Spacey are disgusts me. But that's it.

Throwing them in Prison is a bit much, I think. It's kind of the same way I feel about so-called Hate Crimes. People who act like Shits are No Goods, but prosecuting them to fullest extent of the law because they way they Think is way over the line.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:50 PM (CyMMI)

200 Anybody who doesn't get that the Left gets off on Rape and Murder by now will never get it.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 08, 2019 12:50 PM (UnA8+)

201 Of course, Ellen was pretty fabulous in the 80's.



You do realize that that was almost 40 years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:51 PM (9uM86)

202 And Animal Kingdom sucks.....pretty hard. Drags it's teeth, even.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 12:47 PM (F4u7C)
...........

Aw, c'mon. You didn't enjoy the rough gay sex scenes?

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

203 178 Fools.

I have been granted eternal life until my pact is complete - 20 million amphora's of child blood delivered to the Dark Lord.

Bwahahahaha
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Blood Pact with Baal at January 08, 2019

*
*
Ya gotta wonder if George Lucas was aware of RBG's middle name back in 1975 when he was writing Star Wars, was inspired to name Darth You-Know-Who after her, and changed one letter to avoid a lawsuit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 12:51 PM (7MRhd)

204 154 OT, Is RBG really still sick or is she just needing additional recovery time? I thought she just needed additional rest post surgery but then the rumor mills went into overdrive...

There's no need for overdrive, our RBG has a single-speed drive and it's more than adequate.

Posted by: Google Robotics at January 08, 2019 12:51 PM (8erNz)

205
The problems we have are not skin deep, they are soul-deep.


Agreed. Barkin was a very pretty actress in the day, but very ugly inside.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (gA69l)








Yeah, she was hot stuff back in the 80s-90s, but frankly I think she was always... difficult, nastily raging bitch. And that pretty much killed her career until recently.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2019 12:51 PM (veoSD)

206 Many women enjoy watching a man rub one out.
Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (tRLIC)

Doesn't sound like a hell of a good date to me-but merely close to hellish, but I assume women do all kinds of things if they think it will advance their career.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 12:51 PM (AllCR)

207
Not even close to Nikki Dahl.
Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (tRLIC)


She's more Steve Dahl.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (F4u7C)

208 RBG IS healthy, for an 86 year old with terminal lung cancer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (OG7NC)

209 >>Throwing them in Prison is a bit much, I think. It's kind of the same way I feel about so-called Hate Crimes. People who act like Shits are No Goods, but prosecuting them to fullest extent of the law because they way they Think is way over the line.

Cosby wasn't tossed in jail for the way he thinks. He is in jail for drugging and raping multiple women.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (/tuJf)

210 196 I thought she just needed additional rest post surgery but then the rumor mills went into overdrive...

She's almost 86 and just had invasive surgery for lung cancer. Draw your own conclusions.
Posted by: Circa
............

yeah.. they took one whole node of her lung.. which on that side, is half a lung.

But the MSM reports she's "healthy".. for fucks sake...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 12:50 PM (so+oy)

Not dead = healthy

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (7HtZB)

211 >>>You do realize that that was almost 40 years ago.



I do, but at 49, I know the universal truth, that the 80's were the best decade of all time. The other universal truth is I'm not old. broken, and feeble.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (gA69l)

212 Rape ... then shoot.

The order is important.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (yQpMk)

213 *NOW old, broken, and feeble, I meant. Damned dementia.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (gA69l)

214 Throwing them in Prison is a bit much


Spacey was creepy and physical, maybe a 4 on the Cosby Scale.

But Cosby drugged girls and raped them when they were passed out. You don't think rape deserves prison time?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (fuK7c)

215
#metoo
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at January 08, 2019 12:49 PM (ymnmz)

O.K. I admit that made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (AllCR)

216 Doesn't sound like a hell of a good date to me-but merely close to hellish, but I assume women do all kinds of things if they think it will advance their career.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 12:51 PM (AllCR)

Right? Probably why we are not destined for Hollywood...don't think like some of these women.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (a0IVu)

217 I know the universal truth, that the 80's were the best decade of all time.

Preach it.

Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2019 12:53 PM (sxq57)

218 Straightforward from here:
1. Impeach Trump & Pence
2. President Nancy
3. Death of RGB revealed
4. Justice Hillary!

Posted by: Sally Kohn at January 08, 2019 12:53 PM (DuAZ5)

219 You do realize that that was almost 40 years ago.

Let us not think about how long ago it was that Kevin Kline HALO-dropped in on Phoebe Cates and took her away from the rest of male humanity.

Posted by: JEM at January 08, 2019 12:53 PM (8erNz)

220 >>>And that pretty much killed her career until recently.


So her performance in Sea of Love wasn't an act?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:53 PM (gA69l)

221 ...........

Aw, c'mon. You didn't enjoy the rough gay sex scenes?
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 12:51 PM (v0R5T)


Managed to miss those, in the 2 or 3 episodes I watched with the wife when she was watching it......I did know one of the "brothers" claimed gay, so I figured there had to be scenes, since that's the only way to force it upon the masses......

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 12:53 PM (F4u7C)

222
Of course, Ellen was pretty fabulous in the 80's.


She's no Mamie Van Doren

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 12:54 PM (TAmPV)

223 Ya gotta wonder if George Lucas was aware of RBG's middle name back in 1975 when he was writing Star Wars, was inspired to name Darth You-Know-Who after her, and changed one letter to avoid a lawsuit.


Vader means father in Hollandish. It's a hint.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 12:54 PM (fuK7c)

224 Historically, rape happens a lot to the losing side in wars.

Though by now, you shouldn't need any more illustrations of what the left thinks about us.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 12:54 PM (KUaJL)

225 208
RBG IS healthy, for an 86 year old with terminal lung cancer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (OG7NC)

Grant her peace, but yeah......she's curling up into a ball like a dead pill bug.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 12:54 PM (ymnmz)

226 Ellen Barkin's threats of murder and and James Gunn's pedophilia are FREE SPEECH we must protect it! No bans! LET MUH FREE MARKET DECIDE!!!

Also Roseanne's alt-right hate is illegal and she should be eliminated for FREEDOM!!!!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro - Protecting the Lefts free speech and banning your hate at January 08, 2019 12:54 PM (OX43S)

227 207
Not even close to Nikki Dahl.
Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (tRLIC)

She's more Steve Dahl.
Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (F4u7C)

Or Roald Dahl

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 12:54 PM (NWiLs)

228 >>But in gay Hollywood that's just another day that ends in Y. Gay wanna be actors in Hollywood don't have a problem with it.


Uh . . . are you saying gay teen actors can't be raped?

I know that there's some gray area around the casting couch, since there are some wannabe actors and actresses who willingly engage in this form of sex-for-roles bartering.

Still think that there are cases where actresses and actors are not given such a clear "offer" and option to decline, but instead, they are forced, either violently or after being drugged.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 12:54 PM (W+vEI)

229 >>>Let us not think about how long ago it was that Kevin Kline HALO-dropped in on Phoebe Cates and took her away from the rest of male humanity.



I curse him nearly every day.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:54 PM (gA69l)

230 No Nikki Rhodes, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (7MRhd)

Not even close to Nikki Dahl.
Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:46 PM (tRLIC)

Seems that if you name your daughter "Nikki" you've kind of limited her future career choices
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019

*
*
Then there's Nikki Haley.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 12:54 PM (7MRhd)

231
Was it rape rape?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:54 PM (CyMMI)

232 You'll all be thrilled to learn that Cabin Boy Jim Swift has published his first Bulwark piece, titled Why I Joined The Bulwark. Curiously absent from the piece was the phrase "billionaire leftist sugar daddy".

Posted by: radar at January 08, 2019 12:55 PM (ylhbD)

233 OK, bibliophiles . . .

The Truths We Hold
An American Journey
By: Kamala Harris

I'd've thought the subtitle would've been Cocksucking Your Way To Power.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

234 Rape ... then shoot.

The order is important.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (yQpMk)


It's like my dad used to say.....First you rape. THEN you pillage. THEN you burn.....

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 12:55 PM (F4u7C)

235 Barkin once had sexy legs, and might still.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 08, 2019 12:55 PM (4ZE6o)

236 I know the universal truth, that the 80's were the best decade of all time.

Preach it.
Posted by: GMan


Turned 18 in 1980.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:55 PM (9uM86)

237 >>>You'll all be thrilled to learn that Cabin Boy Jim Swift has published his first Bulwark piece, titled Why I Joined The Bulwark. Curiously absent from the piece was the phrase "billionaire leftist sugar daddy".



I give it three Ahoys!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:55 PM (gA69l)

238
Come on. It's Fat Albert we're talking about here.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:55 PM (CyMMI)

239 Well, no, Cosby was accused of drugging and raping multiple women, but he was tried for doing that to one woman. The verdict - after two trials - is what it is, and I have not sytematically gone through all the allegations. But the ones I have looked at were not very persuasive in my humble opinion.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2019 12:56 PM (0uRNV)

240 >>>Turned 18 in 1980.


Me too. 1987 was a very good year.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:56 PM (gA69l)

241
I know the universal truth, that the 80's were the best decade of all time.

Preach it.

Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2019 12:53 PM


There was some mantra in the early 90's that if you hadn't gone bankrupt yet, you hadn't tried hard enough in the 80's. There was some element of truth to that.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 08, 2019 12:56 PM (jYje5)

242 It's like my dad used to say.....First you rape. THEN you pillage. THEN you burn.....
Posted by: Sponge



Burn first. It's more romantic by firelight.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:56 PM (9uM86)

243 Turned 18 in 1980.


Me too. 1987 was a very good year.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


Drinking age was 18 in Texas at that time.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:57 PM (9uM86)

244 Point if order . . . I say the correct order is pillage, burn, then rape. The firelight adds a sense of romance.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2019 12:57 PM (0uRNV)

245 The chief executive officer of Hacienda HealthCare resigned Monday, just days after a vegetative patient at a Hacienda nursing facility in Phoenix gave birth.
The patient has been in a vegetative state for 14 years, since a near-drowning incident, KPHO noted.

Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2019 12:57 PM (QkjLD)

246 OT- Something nicer.Young guy who got professional baseball contract thanks his parents for their sacrifices over the years. Nice video

https://tinyurl.com/yc6qp87d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 12:57 PM (AllCR)

247 Had to image Ellen Barkin. Still have no memory of this chick. I guess I'm not current. Same thing happens to me at grocery store checkout line with the magazine cover people. I seldom know who these fucks are and why I should give a shit. Manhattan and Hollywood really don't know how to do pop culture anymore.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 12:58 PM (2LelM)

248 238

Come on. It's Fat Albert we're talking about here.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:55 PM (CyMMI)



Jeebus....Not the buck buck again.

Posted by: Prison Bill Cosby at January 08, 2019 12:58 PM (ymnmz)

249 Louis CK is pulling a reverse MeAgain.

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:58 PM (tRLIC)

250 I know the universal truth, that the 80's were the best decade of all time.

--

War of Independence ended - 1783
Constitution ratified 1788
Washington elected 1789.


Yeah, the 80s were pretty awesome.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 12:58 PM (KUaJL)

251
It's like my dad used to say.....First you rape. THEN you pillage. THEN you burn.....
Posted by: Sponge


Wouldn't all the good stuff get pillaged while you're busy raping?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)

252 Cosby wasn't tossed in jail for the way he thinks. He is in jail for drugging and raping multiple women.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (/tuJf)

Not exactly like you frame it. He had sexual contact but never intercourse. And the women of which his conviction based on voluntarily took the drugs but claimed Cosby misrepresented what they were.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 12:58 PM (2DOZq)

253 The chief executive officer of Hacienda HealthCare resigned Monday, just days after a vegetative patient at a Hacienda nursing facility in Phoenix gave birth.
The patient has been in a vegetative state for 14 years, since a near-drowning incident, KPHO noted.
Posted by: SMOD


IT'S A MIRACLE!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (9uM86)

254
My co-worker coined the term #MeTooPlease.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (CyMMI)

255
Wouldn't all the good stuff get pillaged while you're busy raping?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)


Well, I guess that depends on how much control you have over your crew......

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (F4u7C)

256 They're desperate for something like a shooting right about now.

Unless it's one of those pesky illegales doing the shooting. Then they'll be all confused.
Posted by: GMan at January 08, 2019 12:43 PM (sxq57)

Or unless it's a jihadi yelling "I wanna snacker!" They are confused because they can never understand the motivation.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (3sjI6)

257 186
161 He asked girls to watch him wank...



And apparently they did not leave.



Ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2019 12:45 PM (Boy/L)



Many women enjoy watching a man rub one out.

----

Do you have a list?

Posted by: TheHoser at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (IDjUx)

258 245 The chief executive officer of Hacienda HealthCare resigned Monday, just days after a vegetative patient at a Hacienda nursing facility in Phoenix gave birth.
The patient has been in a vegetative state for 14 years, since a near-drowning incident, KPHO noted.
Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2019 12:57 PM (QkjLD)

If you ever want to make a woman angry, just point out that childbirth is so easy that you can even do it while in a coma.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (KUaJL)

259 BILL HEMMER @BillHemmer
1h
POMPEO: "I saw an early version of (the Oval Office speech). He'll make a lot of news."

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (BqBId)

260 >>>
I give it three Ahoys!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 08, 2019 12:55 PM (gA69l)
________

Kristol needs at least three Girthy Ahoy Bois a weeknight! Girth

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Meth Addicted Gay Hookers at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (OX43S)

261 Must be Tuesday.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

262 I know the universal truth, that the 80's were the best decade of all time.

--

War of Independence ended - 1783
Constitution ratified 1788
Washington elected 1789.


Yeah, the 80s were pretty awesome.
Posted by: joe


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 01:00 PM (9uM86)

263 259 BILL HEMMER @BillHemmer
1h
POMPEO: "I saw an early version of (the Oval Office speech). He'll make a lot of news."

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (BqBId)

Oh my.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 01:00 PM (a0IVu)

264 The parents selling their kids to these predators for a chance at Hollywood fame and $$$$ should get the canal

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 01:00 PM (tRLIC)

265 Its just that all of Hollywood and entertainment is packed with the worst kind of horrific deviancy and perversion and then they march up to a camera and pretend to be shocked and aghast at this president who slept with hot women!!! Can you imagine!?!?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:00 PM (39g3+)

266 Are Cannibals a protected class?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2019 01:00 PM (VPwj1)

267 This shit again:


@Breaking911 10m

DEVELOPING: Heathrow Airport suspends departures after drone sighting - AFP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2019 01:00 PM (ZejZP)

268 Must be Tuesday.


It's de rigeur.

Posted by: The Dolphin at January 08, 2019 01:00 PM (fuK7c)

269 89: Agreed. But in all fairness, they are pretty capitalistic for themselves and not the least bit caring about the countrymen they would overrun with foreigners (in order to line their pockets more). This is the reason I sort of question how "red" many on the left are. They are quick to cut their costs by pushing open borders, while pretending it's because they "care". Ultimately they are Paul "Any willing worker, from anywhere" Ryan and they benefit greatly.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2019 01:00 PM (U7k5w)

270 235 Barkin once had sexy legs, and might still.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 08, 2019

*
*
Wasn't it Ben Franklin who advised a young man to go for the older women, partly because the legs stay great later than the superstructure? Or words to that effect?

(Maybe in Ben's time older women were "grateful," as he said. Now the word is "entitled." See "Barkin, E., attitude of.")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 01:00 PM (7MRhd)

271 His name is Louis CK.....that's fucked up. OF COURSE he's fucked up.

Jm J Bullock....FUCKED UP.......Just like those with one name. Madonna, Cher, Sting.....FUCKED UP.

There's a hint here that should be observed.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (F4u7C)

272 4 I remember Ellen being hot in Sea of Love. Which was, what, 30 years ago? When Al Pacino was just beginning his own decline?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 12:17 PM (7MRhd)

I had completely forgotten that movie. It was great, at the time.

Posted by: m at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (GkIz4)

273 251
It's like my dad used to say.....First you rape. THEN you pillage. THEN you burn.....
Posted by: Sponge


Wouldn't all the good stuff get pillaged while you're busy raping?
---------------------------
Who wants sloppy seconds? The Dilemma between Materialists and Gourmands.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (2LelM)

274 Many women enjoy watching a man rub one out.

I don't know if that's true or not but I'm guessing middle aged balding guy with a paunch are not high on their list of guys they'd prefer to watch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)

275 Cosby wasn't tossed in jail for the way he thinks. He is in jail for drugging and raping multiple women.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (/tuJf)

Not exactly like you frame it. He had sexual contact but never intercourse. And the women of which his conviction based on voluntarily took the drugs but claimed Cosby misrepresented what they were.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 12:58 PM (2DOZq)

You forgot Cosby's calling out blacks for their own problems. No leftist judge can ever ignore such Uncle Tomfoolery.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (3sjI6)

276
Another drone hoax in England?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (CyMMI)

277 Ellen Barkin was very attractive once.

That doesn't mean I care about what she or any other actress says.

I also don't think much of Louis C.K. So if folks want to rape and shoot him, it's none of my business.

*Sips Iced Tea*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (bcbK8)

278 "There was some mantra in the early 90's that if you hadn't gone bankrupt yet, you hadn't tried hard enough in the 80's. "

Then there is the other saying.
If you can remember the 80's, you weren't there for the 80's.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2019 01:02 PM (cqNba)

279 I would have enjoyed being an adult in the 80s. But those were my grade school/high school years

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 01:02 PM (7HtZB)

280 Wouldn't all the good stuff get pillaged while you're busy raping?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)
............

In two minutes?

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

281 Louie would have been fine with the libs had he done his penance and stuck to skewering conservatives. He went after the approved crowd, that's why they will turn on him. Oh and Ellen is a Barkin moonbat of the highest order. All her seals approve that's why there was no coverage of the story.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 01:02 PM (vmAQh)

282 Many women enjoy watching a man rub one out.

I don't know if that's true or not but I'm guessing middle aged balding guy with a paunch are not high on their list of guys they'd prefer to watch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)

Hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 01:02 PM (3sjI6)

283 Barkin At The Moon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2019 01:02 PM (KmXKO)

284 1h
POMPEO: "I saw an early version of (the Oval Office speech). He'll make a lot of news."
Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (BqBId)


He can't possibly make any more news than he does now.

I mean, they fucking DISMANTLED him because he got 2 damn scoops of ice cream, for cryssakes.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 01:02 PM (F4u7C)

285 >>Gourmands. Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (2LelM)

"Foodies."

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM (Bdeb0)

286
BILL HEMMER @BillHemmer
1h
POMPEO: "I saw an early version of (the Oval Office speech). He'll make a lot of news."

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM


If he has Steve Miller write the speech it will be so awesome the awesome scale will have to be re-calibrated. California might just break off and fall into the Pacific level of awesome.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM (jYje5)

287 275 Cosby wasn't tossed in jail for the way he thinks. He is in jail for drugging and raping multiple women.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 12:52 PM (/tuJf)

Not exactly like you frame it. He had sexual contact but never intercourse. And the women of which his conviction based on voluntarily took the drugs but claimed Cosby misrepresented what they were.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 12:58 PM (2DOZq)

You forgot Cosby's calling out blacks for their own problems. No leftist judge can ever ignore such Uncle Tomfoolery.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (3sjI6)

Actually it was after he called out women (black women) in their roles of fatherless families.

Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM (tRLIC)

288 Is it wrong to encourage Lefties to test themselves for organ compatiblity with RGB and if positive - off themselves to potentially donate their lungs?

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Meth Addicted Gay Hookers at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM (OX43S)

289 272 4 I remember Ellen being hot in Sea of Love. Which was, what, 30 years ago? When Al Pacino was just beginning his own decline?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 12:17 PM (7MRhd)

I had completely forgotten that movie. It was great, at the time.
Posted by: m at January 08, 2019

*
*
One of the best-concealed murderers in film history.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM (7MRhd)

290 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)


Now you've dashed the hopes of some balding, aged blading guys with a paunch who post on here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM (AllCR)

291 I have no idea who Ellen Barkin is but based on the pic I think her last name is a winner ...

Posted by: Woof at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM (nzKWW)

292 Pelosi AND Schumer rebuttal tonight?
They scared or something?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM (W+vEI)

293 The parents selling their kids to these predators for a chance at Hollywood fame and $$$$ should get the canal
=====
The parents selling their kids to these predators for a chance at US residence and $$$$ should get the boot, then the canal.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (MIKMs)

294 I would have enjoyed being an adult in the 80s. But those were my grade school/high school years
Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2019 01:02 PM (7HtZB)

You were old enough to know that you wanted to be another gender, so that's good enough.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (3sjI6)

295
Buckaroo Banzai, like the movie Wall Street with Daryl Hannah, would be even better if Ellen Barker was edited out.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (CyMMI)

296 In news for Liberal morons (not to be confused with the locals) New York City is having a new undocumented resident drive by offering free health care to anyone who lives in New York city and cannot afford it.

and

The Dallas Morning news avoids the difficult questions of explaining why their revenue has fallen (Recommending Hillary Clinton for President in 2016 and Skateboard Jesus for US Senate in 201 causing them to lay off employees, by writing their own article covering the story.



Posted by: Real News for Liberal Morons at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (37IEG)

297 277
Ellen Barkin was very attractive once.



That doesn't mean I care about what she or any other actress says.



I also don't think much of Louis C.K. So if folks want to rape and shoot him, it's none of my business.



*Sips Iced Tea*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (bcbK

So let me get this straight, Ellen Barkin does spread eagle nudies for moeny, but has a problem with CK for jerkin the gerkin in front of consenting adults, though they revoke their consent afterward, cause he had poor style points?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (ymnmz)

298 290 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)


Now you've dashed the hopes of some balding, aged blading guys with a paunch who post on here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM (AllCR)

None of the dudes here want to watch Louis CK rub one out either.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

299 I don't know who to hate here.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (NLLmE)

300 I remember Ms. Barkin from the movie _Into the West_. Which I'd recommend, but right now it's gonna be kinda like the movie version of _Julius Caesar_ with John Wilkes Booth as Brutus. Too distracting to appreciate as art each time "Hey, it's that Bitch that wants to grind us all down" is on screen.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain - Orange Man Bad, But It's The Only Jib I've Got! at January 08, 2019 01:05 PM (Clxcy)

301 BILL HEMMER @BillHemmer
1h
POMPEO: "I saw an early version of (the Oval Office speech). He'll make a lot of news."

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 08, 2019 12:59 PM (BqBId)

Oh my.

-
Nanzi Pelosi and Schmuckie Tumor will respond immediately afterwards. This might be a Fort Sumter moment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)

302 Ellen Barkin has an adorable scrunchy face that makes me want to reach for my telescope.

Posted by: Prof. Tyson at January 08, 2019 01:05 PM (QE8X6)

303 President Drumpf is hereby enjoined from whatever it is he plans to do.

Posted by: Judge Kamaniwanaleiu at January 08, 2019 01:05 PM (DuAZ5)

304 >>>186
Many women enjoy watching a man rub one out.
Posted by: literally serious at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (tRLIC)
__________
For real! I've been telling Abby this since Puberty and the bish just won't listen!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro - furiously fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at January 08, 2019 01:05 PM (OX43S)

305 I mean, they fucking DISMANTLED him because he got 2 damn scoops of ice cream, for cryssakes.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 01:02 PM (F4u7C)

covefefe

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 01:05 PM (ycWCI)

306 So let me get this straight, Ellen Barkin does spread eagle nudies for moeny,


What's that?

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 01:05 PM (NLLmE)

307 Barkin? Didnt she recieve massive head trauma, hit by a sidewalk jumping out of control car, in Venice Ca 40 years ago?
Myself, was hit by a truck whilst bicycle riding 5 years ago, knocked in air, landed on tushy (fractured coxyx & L4), then head in quick order (unconcious, concussion). I might be sub optimal now, but not batshit leftwing looney.

Heh, predators on street n bus look at me different now that I EDC a stout solid wood cane in addition to Ruger peppergel and lockback folder. Fuck wit me, you going down.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (f4Pot)

308 I don t recall a single woman in my life that ever asked me or mentioned rubbing one out. I ain t buying it that many women want to watch some guy pulling his pudd.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (OG7NC)

309 270 235 Barkin once had sexy legs, and might still.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 08, 2019
*
*
Wasn't it Ben Franklin who advised a young man to go for the older women, partly because the legs stay great later than the superstructure? Or words to that effect?

(Maybe in Ben's time older women were "grateful," as he said. Now the word is "entitled." See "Barkin, E., attitude of.")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2019 01:00 PM (7MRhd)

== == ==

He said they were ideal for younger men because "They don't swell (get preggers) and they don't tell (they undersood discretion)."

Posted by: Jackal at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (Rde0e)

310

Annnnnd,, BAM!! Just like that!

First again!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (GEhPL)

311 If he has Steve Miller write the speech it will be so awesome the awesome scale will have to be re-calibrated. California might just break off and fall into the Pacific level of awesome.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM

Some people call me a space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love..

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (vmAQh)

312 >>299 I don't know who to hate here. Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (NLLmE)

The zeitgeist, captured in a sentence.

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (Bdeb0)

313 pretty sure Kameltoe's a drinker

Posted by: Majolica at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (L/iaS)

314
Then there is the other saying.
If you can remember the 80's, you weren't there for the 80's.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2019 01:02 PM


Yes, there was that aspect of it too. In my case, it wasn't because of drugs or alcohol or anything, it was just work, work, and more work.

When you work 80 plus hour work weeks years fly by.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (jYje5)

315 >>Not exactly like you frame it. He had sexual contact but never intercourse. And the women of which his conviction based on voluntarily took the drugs but claimed Cosby misrepresented what they were.

No, that's not true. The statute of limitations had run out on most of the case but he was indeed accused of rape by multiple women. Rape rape, not sexual contact.

And while some did acknowledge taking drugs knowingly not all did. And yes, even the ones who took them knowingly, including the woman who's accusations put him in jail, said he misrepresented his intentions.

Take a look at the list of women who came forward and what they accused him of doing.

https://tinyurl.com/y9qy6q9e

I don't believe 60 women came forward like this just to frame him.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (/tuJf)

316 285 >>Gourmands. Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (2LelM)

"Foodies."
-----------------
Foodies with an emphasis on quantity.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (2LelM)

317 299 I don't know who to hate here.
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (NLLmE)

Everyone must pick a designated hate object. Not everyone's has to be unique.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 01:07 PM (ycWCI)

318 Pelosi AND Schumer rebuttal tonight?
They scared or something?
=====

AND after a weekend of prebuttals didn't work?

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 08, 2019 01:07 PM (MIKMs)

319 306 So let me get this straight, Ellen Barkin does spread eagle nudies for moeny,


What's that?
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 01:05 PM (NLLmE)

Dammit, I did mine for free!

Posted by: Stanley Ann Dunham at January 08, 2019 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

320 292
Pelosi AND Schumer rebuttal tonight?

They scared or something?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM (W+vEI)
So is there some kind of law like discovery in legal cases, that foreces Trump to tell them what he's talking about so they can rebut it?
If it were me I'd tell them they'd have to hear it to know what was in it. M*f*er Pelosi should be familiar with that methodology.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 08, 2019 01:07 PM (37IEG)

321 So let me get this straight, Ellen Barkin does spread eagle nudies for moeny,


What's that?
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 01:05 PM (NLLmE)


Just warning you now, do NOT type that in a search........

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 01:07 PM (F4u7C)

322 Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

No they probably don't want to do that either but Christopher mentioned many women not enjoying a man rub one out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 01:07 PM (AllCR)

323 Kim Basinger comes to mind.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2019 12:48 PM (so+oy)

That's because she is one of the most beautiful women...ever.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2019 01:07 PM (wYseH)

324 Trump should wear a Gilet Jaune vest tonight.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (H7LIz)

325 >>311 If he has Steve Miller write the speech it will be so awesome the awesome scale will have to be re-calibrated. California might just break off and fall into the Pacific level of awesome.

"Good evening, my fellow Americans. I come to you tonight to speak with you from the Oval Office about border security, about the safety of our nation, and about the pompatous of love."

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (Bdeb0)

326 The Truths We Hold
An American Journey
By: Kamala Harris

I'd've thought the subtitle would've been Cocksucking Your Way To Power.


"An American Journey"?

More like "Willie Brown's Cocksocket".

Posted by: JEM at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (8erNz)

327 I don't know who to hate here.
Posted by: eleven


/GaryOldman

EVERYONE~!

/GaryOldman

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (ZejZP)

328 I don't know if that's true or not but I'm guessing
middle aged balding guy with a paunch are not high on their list of guys
they'd prefer to watch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)


Makes sense. I don't even watch myself rub one out, no reason to expect a female to.

Posted by: Bert G at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (OMsf+)

329 313 pretty sure Kameltoe's a drinker
Posted by: Majolica at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (L/iaS)

And a fiend.

Posted by: Joker at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (tRLIC)

330 86 Let's remember VAG is VW, Audi, Skoda, Seat, Lamborghini, Bugatti, probably others I'm not remembering now.

we're gonna need more circles

Posted by: Auto Union at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (xGZ+b)

331 Mutual masturbation is a thing for some couples but just a guy pulling his pud to an unsuspecting audience is not at the top of a woman's fantasy list.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (2DOZq)

332 Now you've dashed the hopes of some balding, aged blading guys with a paunch who post on here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 01:03 PM (AllCR)

--------------

Believe me, those hopes came pre-dashed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (ffYR/)

333 Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM

Beat you to it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (vmAQh)

334 PDT should change his theme song to Nugent's Stranglehold just for tights announcement

Posted by: Woof at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (nzKWW)

335 I don't know who to hate here.
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (NLLmE)

Everyone must pick a designated hate object. Not everyone's has to be unique.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



I hate Brussels Sprouts.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (9uM86)

336 So let me get this straight, Ellen Barkin does spread eagle nudies for moeny,

Moeny, or moeny-moeny?

Posted by: Billy Idol at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

337 308 I don t recall a single woman in my life that ever asked me or mentioned rubbing one out. I ain t buying it that many women want to watch some guy pulling his pudd.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (OG7NC)

Every time I consider an outlandish kink, I just think of the balloon guys (guys who like watching a woman covered in balloons and then popping them one by one) or the trampling fellers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (ycWCI)

338 So let me get this straight, Ellen Barkin does spread eagle nudies for moeny, but has a problem with CK for jerkin the gerkin in front of consenting adults, though they revoke their consent afterward, cause he had poor style points?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 01:04 PM (ymnmz)

I heard the Bulgarian judge only gave him a 2.5.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (3sjI6)

339 Pelosi AND Schumer rebuttal tonight?
They scared or something?
Posted by: Lizzy

>That's stupid to say "Here's why you're wrong!" when you even haven't heard what they have to say.

It will be like what they did after the State of the Union, with 100% less "Sloppy" Joe Kennedy.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (ZY47i)

340 329 313 pretty sure Kameltoe's a drinker
Posted by: Majolica at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (L/iaS)

And a fiend.


And a dipshit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (H7LIz)

341
Ellen Barkin was married to the billionaire Ronald Perelman....


....not the actor leftist nutjob Ron Perlman.


They both are probably insane leftists.

But, one is a bit wealthier than the other.....and Ms. Barkin got a 20 million dollar plus payout when the divorce occured....which isn't much from a billionaire....but, it's enough to live on for a while.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (u95+k)

342 I had to go look up Ellen Barkin.
Meh. Even at her hottest.
Leaves me cold. I just don't watch enough TV or movies, that is, none, to know or care who or what these prostitutes are.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (Ow8WE)

343 Met a lovely lady painter from the Netherlands this weekend. Liked her paintings but she insisted the Dutch were never Vikings. She believes the Swedes were never Vikings. She thinks Dutch and Swedes were nice traders while only the Norwegians were Vikings. I'm calling bullshit on the nice lady from the Netherlands.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (2LelM)

344 The f***ed up thing about Left-on-Left dustups are that the loser is automatically declared to be "Right-Wing", and retconned to have ALWAYS been "Right-Wing".

And the more f***ed up thing is that there are people who actually believe it.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (UnA8+)

345 329 313 pretty sure Kameltoe's a drinker
Posted by: Majolica at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (L/iaS)

And a fiend.
Posted by: Joker at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (tRLIC)

I'm laughing way harder at this than I really ought to.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

346
re: Cosby's 60 accusers


/rolls peepers

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (CyMMI)

347 -
Nanzi Pelosi and Schmuckie Tumor will respond immediately afterwards. This might be a Fort Sumter moment.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)


Whiny crybaby bitches can't have big ole meany Trump having the spotlight for too long.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (F4u7C)

348 ummm,

watching "a man rub one out," is not on the list of things to watch before I die.

just sayin

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2019 01:10 PM (d7Ww2)

349
Brett Kavanaugh had, what, 1400 accusers?


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 01:10 PM (CyMMI)

350 I can hate brussel sprouts And peas.

Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 01:10 PM (zy5Ai)

351 I don't believe 60 women came forward like this just to frame him.
=====

Do we have a Constitution, laws, rules of evidence, or do we have mobs.

You know better.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 08, 2019 01:10 PM (MIKMs)

352 I don t recall a single woman in my life that ever asked me or mentioned rubbing one out.

I congratulate you and i agree with your assessment of most women, I think the woman who someguy hangs out wit may b ea little "out there" cause there's just no way 'wanna come over and watch me rub one out?" is preferable to "Let's go out for dinner and a movie"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 01:10 PM (AllCR)

353 pretty sure Kameltoe's a drinker
Posted by: Majolica at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (L/iaS)

And a fiend.

And a dipshit.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (H7LIz)


And a WHORE....

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 01:10 PM (F4u7C)

354 Sidebar: Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club? Really for whom, burned out, strung out has-been, gender confused or homosexual ex child actors?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 01:10 PM (VpIIl)

355 I hate Brussels Sprouts.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (9uM86)

I hate Brussels Sprouts, too, unless they are cooked with bacon. Then I merely dislike them.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 01:10 PM (3sjI6)

356 I will stand a watch to keep Gary Oldman safe.

The man's a treasure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 08, 2019 01:11 PM (bcbK8)

357 I can hate brussel sprouts And peas.
Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 01:10 PM (zy5Ai)


Not on Twitter, you can't.

See, I have this business partner.....

Posted by: Benjamin Cuckpiro at January 08, 2019 01:11 PM (F4u7C)

358 328
I don't know if that's true or not but I'm guessing

middle aged balding guy with a paunch are not high on their list of guys

they'd prefer to watch.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:01 PM (39g3+)

Makes sense. I don't even watch myself rub one out, no reason to expect a female to.


Posted by: Bert G at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (OMsf+)


To each their own. Amirite ladies?!

Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 08, 2019 01:11 PM (ymnmz)

359
Makes sense. I don't even watch myself rub one out, no reason to expect a female to.
-------------------
So no pearl necklaces?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:11 PM (2LelM)

360 osted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (2DOZq)

I laughed! Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (AllCR)

361 I hate meeses to pieces.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (2DOZq)

362 Some people call me a space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love..


I'll stick with Maurice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (yQpMk)

363 If he has Steve Miller write the speech it will be so awesome the awesome scale will have to be re-calibrated. California might just break off and fall into the Pacific level of awesome.

When President Trump does a formal, prepared speech, he's among the best of all the presidents we've ever had. And what's hilarious is that the press seems to forget that in between each one and thinks he's always "Yuge, world-class, Cofveve." They are always stunned and dismayed after each major speech because its so powerful, effective, well-delivered, and impressive.

The problem with Preezy O'Bama is that he had only one way of speaking because it was a carefully memorized role, a pattern he drilled into his memory and movements so that it was the same every time. Impressive once or twice, but after a while it all ran together and you began to notice he really didn't have anything to say. That metronome-like movement of his head, the same tones, the same gestures.

People rightly mocked Rubio for carefully memorizing talking points and repeating them, but that's all Obama had. He learned a role like an actor and played the same part every time in public. Every so often the mask came off and you saw the real him "Don't call my bluff!!"

Trump delivers his speeches like a master, because he knows the difference between a formal speech and an extemporaneous talk. And because unlike Obama, what he does comes from within, with passion rather than mechanical memorization.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (39g3+)

364
I don t recall a single woman in my life that ever asked me or mentioned rubbing one out.

-----

So.... there was more than one then.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

365 >>to know or care who or what these prostitutes are.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (Ow8WE)

For the record, Nicole Kidman is not one of the prostitutes.

Amy Schumer is one of the prostitutes.

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)

366 I'm calling bullshit on the nice lady from the Netherlands.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (2LelM)

What was her thought on Varangians?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (ycWCI)

367 Just curious, will Schmuckie and Pansy follow Trump to the border on Thursday and deny there's an issue while illegal immigrants bum rush the fenceless border in the background?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (VpIIl)

368 The speech tonight is only 8 minutes?

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (a0IVu)

369 Heh. Joe Lockhart (WJC PressSec) says that the media orgs should be given advance copy of Trump's speech to decide whether it's appropriate to cover it or not.

The MSM wants to become the Worshipful Company of Stationers And Newspaper Makers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 01:13 PM (AoI9N)

370 I hate Brussels Sprouts, too, unless they are cooked with bacon. Then I merely dislike them.

Yes. Place the Brussel sprouts in boiling water for 15 minutes.

Then, pan fry up one half pound of bacon.

When the bacon is done, throw the Brussel sprouts in the garbage and eat the bacon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 08, 2019 01:13 PM (H7LIz)

371 Brett Kavanaugh had, what, 1400 accusers?


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo

315 million women have been allegedly raped by Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Don LemonLime at January 08, 2019 01:13 PM (ZY47i)

372 Some people call me a space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love

"Nobody calls him any of that stuff"
--The rest of the guys in the band

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:13 PM (39g3+)

373 PDT talks for 8 mins; Pelosi and Schumer rebut for 3 hours.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 01:13 PM (a0IVu)

374 So is there some kind of law like discovery in legal cases, that foreces Trump to tell them what he's talking about so they can rebut it?
If it were me I'd tell them they'd have to hear it to know what was in it. M*f*er Pelosi should be familiar with that methodology.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 08, 2019 01:07 PM (37IEG)

I'd give them a pablum speech beforehand..

Then give the REAL barn burner of a speech to the Nation...

Then watch them sputter.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2019 01:13 PM (NgKpN)

375 350 I can hate brussel sprouts And peas.
Posted by: willow at January 08, 2019 01:10 PM (zy5Ai)

*Gives Willow an extra chocolate chip cookie*

Don't tell anyone. If they ask, you cleaned your plate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 08, 2019 01:13 PM (bcbK8)

376 What was her thought on Varangians?
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Tedious poetry.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (9uM86)

377 343 Met a lovely lady painter from the Netherlands this weekend. Liked her paintings but she insisted the Dutch were never Vikings. She believes the Swedes were never Vikings. She thinks Dutch and Swedes were nice traders while only the Norwegians were Vikings. I'm calling bullshit on the nice lady from the Netherlands.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (2LelM)

== == == ==

She's right about the Dutch. Wrong about the Swedes. The Vikings that hit England the first time were Swedes IIRC, the second time I think they were Swedes with a Danish contingent. If anything, it was the Norwegians that were explorers. West Norse speakers settled Iceland, Greenland, and the Faroes. They did hit Ireland pretty hard. West Norse speakers settled there and in Northern Scotland and the Isle of Manx.

Posted by: Jackal at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (/JA4t)

378
Ooops. A see a few commenters already pointed out she was married to the billionaire not the actor...


I LOVE being about a hundred comments behind when I try to make an observation. Lol.


The HORDE is always on top of things.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (u95+k)

379
I don't believe 60 women came forward like this just to frame him.=====

They came forward because he's old has money and wanted to get their stake in before he croaks

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (TAmPV)

380 >>Do we have a Constitution, laws, rules of evidence, or do we have mobs.

>>You know better.

Wut?

I believe Cosby is a serial sexual abuser. You can believe whatever you want. The evidence is overwhelming.

The only reason he was not charge with many more crimes is because we do have laws that limit the time a case must be brought. Doesn't mean the crimes didn't happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (/tuJf)

381 The speech tonight is only 8 minutes?
Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (a0IVu)


Scorched Earth.

Get in, annihilate, get out.

Posted by: Benjamin Cuckpiro at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (F4u7C)

382 368 The speech tonight is only 8 minutes?
______________________________________

Because 8 is the new 17.

8.

I say again -- 8.

Over and out.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (H7LIz)

383 Damn sock.

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (F4u7C)

384 Yes. Place the Brussel sprouts in boiling water for 15 minutes.


Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 08, 2019 01:13 PM (H7LIz)


I think I found the problem.

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (4HMW8)

385 I don't believe 60 women came forward like this just to frame him.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (/tuJf)


Was there money potentially to be had? Sure I can believe that the majority of them were totally baseless and totally uncoordinated claims. Hell, how many people have been claiming for years that they are Elvis' offspring (and thus entitled to his estate)?



Posted by: Bert G at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (OMsf+)

386 Brett Kavanaugh had, what, 1400 accusers?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo

They made him out to be a violent, alcoholic, rapist by the time the hearings were done.

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (a0IVu)

387 pretty sure Kameltoe's a drinker
Posted by: Majolica at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (L/iaS)

And a fiend.

And a dipshit.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (H7LIz)

And a WHORE....

Posted by: Sponge at January 08, 2019 01:10 PM (F4u7C)
..........

and a biter.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (v0R5T)

388 Trump delivers his speeches like a master, because he knows the difference between a formal speech and an extemporaneous talk. And because unlike Obama, what he does comes from within, with passion rather than mechanical memorization.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (39g3+)

Probably practice in front of real people, trying to actually persuade them of something rather than experience speaking to the choir. Reagan was good at it, and it makes sense that Trump would be too. Life experience.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (ycWCI)

389 334
PDT should change his theme song to Nugent's Stranglehold just for tights announcement

Posted by: Woof at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (nzKWW)

Good choice.....maybe Free for All or Homebound.
Warm up the room with Twisted Sister- Not gonna Take it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (ymnmz)

390 Because 8 is the new 17.



Mohammed? Is that you?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (9uM86)

391 Believe me, those hopes came pre-dashed.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (ffYR/)

LOLYou are a nice looking guy have a great smile-based on your site and seem like a nice guy but even if I weren't long in the tooth and happily married and you approached me in this way, there is no way I want to spend even you doing this

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (AllCR)

392 I say again -- 8.

Over and out.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (H7LIz)

-------

Roger that.

One scoop by land, two if by sea.

Over and out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (AoI9N)

393 The speech tonight is only 8 minutes?
Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (a0IVu)

--------------

I just saw this too. He's going to be packing a barn burner into a relatively short time span, apparently. Short, sweet, to the point.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (ffYR/)

394 She's right about the Dutch. Wrong about the Swedes. The Vikings that hit England the first time were Swedes IIRC, the second time I think they were Swedes with a Danish contingent. If anything, it was the Norwegians that were explorers. West Norse speakers settled Iceland, Greenland, and the Faroes. They did hit Ireland pretty hard. West Norse speakers settled there and in Northern Scotland and the Isle of Manx.
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Umm, the Vikings that hit Cologne were Dutch.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (2LelM)

395
The Rebuttal??

Fake News is a 24/7 rebuttal to President Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 01:16 PM (CyMMI)

396 "Don't even want to watch myself doing this" Bert made me laugh too,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 01:16 PM (AllCR)

397 Nood

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2019 01:16 PM (KUaJL)

398 368
The speech tonight is only 8 minutes?

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (a0IVu)
Yeah, it's going to be like Reagan's shortest, greatest speech -
"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 08, 2019 01:16 PM (37IEG)

399 Cos response will a "tribute " on an Ellen Barkin nudie pic.

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2019 01:16 PM (sFO1P)

400 I think Cosby is creepy and nasty and probably drugged women to get laid, which is true of most of Hollywood and frankly a large part of humanity through history (get her drunk and she'll say yes). I think he probably went further than most guys in Hollywood by drugging the women excessively because he seems to have had some kind of fetish for unconscious women.

But really, would it have been okay if he had just had sex with thousands of women other than his wife WITHOUT drugging them?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:16 PM (39g3+)

401 Moe moeny...


Moe moeny.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2019 01:16 PM (NLLmE)

402 I'm not aware that any of the Cosby accusers are going after money.

Former supermodel Beverly Johnson is among them, and is specifically not going after money.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 08, 2019 01:16 PM (fuK7c)

403 I am always concerned about boiling vegetation that smells like farts before you actually eat it.

I'm looking at you Cabbage, Cauliflower, Brussel sprouts, sauerkraut and broccoli.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 08, 2019 01:17 PM (H7LIz)

404 377 343 Met a lovely lady painter from the Netherlands this weekend. Liked her paintings but she insisted the Dutch were never Vikings. She believes the Swedes were never Vikings. She thinks Dutch and Swedes were nice traders while only the Norwegians were Vikings. I'm calling bullshit on the nice lady from the Netherlands.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:09 PM (2LelM)

== == == ==

She's right about the Dutch. Wrong about the Swedes. The Vikings that hit England the first time were Swedes IIRC, the second time I think they were Swedes with a Danish contingent. If anything, it was the Norwegians that were explorers. West Norse speakers settled Iceland, Greenland, and the Faroes. They did hit Ireland pretty hard. West Norse speakers settled there and in Northern Scotland and the Isle of Manx.
Posted by: Jackal at January 08, 2019 01:14 PM (/JA4t)

Jah, the Danes were vikings, big time. So were the Swedes and even the Finns or southern Finns.

I'm not sure a European artist is going to be...how shall I put this...the best source for understanding of history.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 08, 2019 01:17 PM (bcbK8)

405 The MSM wants to become the Worshipful Company of Stationers And Newspaper Makers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2019 01:13 PM (AoI9N)

Also the Star Chamber Truth Ministry as well, evidently.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2019 01:17 PM (ycWCI)

406
The point of the Democrat rebuttal is to lay out the Narrative for Fake News and to scare the shit out of the Cucks in case they get ideas of straying of the Reservation.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 01:17 PM (CyMMI)

407
ASPARAGUS


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 01:17 PM (CyMMI)

408 Makes sense. I don't even watch myself rub one out, no reason to expect a female to.
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So no pearl necklaces?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:11 PM (2LelM)

And there is the real reason for the #MeToo backlash against Louis C. K. "You told me you'd give me a pearl necklace if I watched you wank!" "And I gave you one." "Liar! *whisper whisper whisper* You're kidding me. That's a pearl necklace?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 01:17 PM (3sjI6)

409 >>you approached me in this way, there is no way I want to spend even you doing this Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (AllCR)

Well, not if it's done incorrectly. You've got to have some bass in your voice when you pitch it. It's not a suggestion; it's an imperative. Example:

"Fenelon, Zod will rub one out. You will watch. Begin."

Like that.

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2019 01:18 PM (Bdeb0)

410 But really, would it have been okay if he had just had sex with thousands of women other than his wife WITHOUT drugging them?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:16 PM (39g3+)

It would have been more than ok. It would have been impressive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 08, 2019 01:18 PM (bcbK8)

411
NOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 08, 2019 01:18 PM (CyMMI)

412 389 334
PDT should change his theme song to Nugent's Stranglehold just for tights announcement

Posted by: Woof at January 08, 2019 01:08 PM (nzKWW)

Good choice.....maybe Free for All or Homebound.
Warm up the room with Twisted Sister- Not gonna Take it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (ymnmz)

We're not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna take it
Anymooooorrrreeee

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2019 01:18 PM (NgKpN)

413 The speech tonight is only 8 minutes?

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (a0IVu)
...........

I hope they keep Pelosi and Schumer that pithy.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2019 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

414 94 She's right about the Dutch. Wrong about the Swedes. The Vikings that hit England the first time were Swedes IIRC, the second time I think they were Swedes with a Danish contingent. If anything, it was the Norwegians that were explorers. West Norse speakers settled Iceland, Greenland, and the Faroes. They did hit Ireland pretty hard. West Norse speakers settled there and in Northern Scotland and the Isle of Manx.
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Umm, the Vikings that hit Cologne were Dutch.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (2LelM)

== == ==

Really? I doubt they were originally from there. Either that or they were ethnically Danish who settled a bit far afield.

Posted by: Jackal at January 08, 2019 01:18 PM (/JA4t)

415
If you're laying some heavy pipe, you lay it and walk away. Any time spent explaining just weakens the argument.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 08, 2019 01:18 PM (jYje5)

416 Ooops. A see a few commenters already pointed out she was married to the billionaire not the actor...

In other words, she was a COMPETENT whore.

Posted by: JEM at January 08, 2019 01:18 PM (8erNz)

417 374
So is there some kind of law like discovery in legal cases, that foreces
Trump to tell them what he's talking about so they can rebut it?

If it were me I'd tell them they'd have to hear it to know what was
in it. M*f*er Pelosi should be familiar with that methodology.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 08, 2019 01:07 PM (37IEG)



I'd give them a pablum speech beforehand..



Then give the REAL barn burner of a speech to the Nation...



Then watch them sputter.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2019 01:13 PM (NgKpN)

Exactly.....LOL imagine them cutting to Nan, just sitter there dumbfounded for 30 seconds and Schumer going red in the face. Then she starts reading the rebuttal that is clearly to a different speech, making her look klike a dementia patient. After 90 seconds the screen goes blank and a depends commercial comes on.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2019 01:19 PM (ymnmz)

418 Sad to see what happens to aging actresses such as Barkin, Cher, Midler, etc. who become so bitter and nasty. You would think that with successful careers, boatloads of money, access to luxury, they would enjoy the 2nd half of their lives but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Posted by: Cheri at January 08, 2019 01:20 PM (G+Wff)

419 415


If you're laying some heavy pipe, you lay it and walk away. Any time spent explaining just weakens the argument.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 08, 2019 01:18 PM (jYje5)


Thats always been my motto.

Posted by: Louis CK at January 08, 2019 01:20 PM (ymnmz)

420 @371 315 million women have been allegedly raped by Kavanaugh.
-----------------

Wow. He's been busy.

How much Viagra did he need?

Posted by: junior at January 08, 2019 01:20 PM (Fp6vo)

421 Really? I doubt they were originally from there. Either that or they were ethnically Danish who settled a bit far afield.

I pray every night that I could be brought back a century earlier...

Posted by: Zombie Lord Fisher at January 08, 2019 01:21 PM (8erNz)

422 How much Viagra did he need?

We've got that covered.

Posted by: Pabst Blue (Vision) Ribbon at January 08, 2019 01:21 PM (8erNz)

423 >>>28 Who bitch is dis?
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 08, 2019 12:22 PM (OOH1c)

Flag on the play. Flag on the play.
It's "Who bitch dis is?"

Posted by: m at January 08, 2019 01:22 PM (GkIz4)

424 Trump delivers his speeches like a master, because he knows the difference between a formal speech and an extemporaneous talk. And because unlike Obama, what he does comes from within, with passion rather than mechanical memorization.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2019 01:12 PM (39g3+)

Really? Obama memorized them? Is that why his speeches consisted of "Um um um err scratch hope and change" when the teleprompter went out?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 01:23 PM (3sjI6)

425 315 million women have been allegedly raped by Kavanaugh.

-
This week and it's only Teusday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2019 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)

426 Jah, the Danes were vikings, big time. So were the Swedes and even the Finns or southern Finns.

I'm not sure a European artist is going to be...how shall I put this...the best source for understanding of history.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 08, 2019 01:17 PM (bcbK

== == == ==

She's probably overgeneralizing. It is true that the Vikings were more than just pirates (especially in the east, where they were traders and mercenaries for the Byzantines), but piracy was a BIG part of what they did. Towards the end (the 11th century) as the Scandinavan states started to form it became less about raiding and more about trade and conquest. They were pretty damn sucessful at both. England might have developed into an Anglo-Nordic country if not for a certain Frenchified descendent of the early Vikings...

Posted by: Jackal at January 08, 2019 01:25 PM (/JA4t)

427 PDT can always appropriate the commercial phrase, "don't wait, call 8!"

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 08, 2019 01:25 PM (2XQ0T)

428 Umm, the Vikings that hit Cologne were Dutch.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 08, 2019 01:15 PM (2LelM)

They way I heard it, they were from Minnesota.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 08, 2019 01:26 PM (3sjI6)

429 Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2019 01:18 PM (Bdeb0)

So Zod has had experience with this before? Oooooooookay then.


Dream on, buddy. If I'm not going to kneel to you I sure as heck am not going to watch you rub one out, even if you can do a fineimitation of Ernest Hemingway's writing style

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2019 01:26 PM (AllCR)

430 Golly, if you go over to read Ellen Barkin's Twitter account, you'll see she's really cuckoo. Sort of Barkin Mad.
@EllenBarkin

Posted by: m at January 08, 2019 01:27 PM (GkIz4)

431 370.
Adirondack patriot

Thank you for that. Had me laughing big.

Posted by: Martell at January 08, 2019 01:28 PM (hSMZT)

432 Can they both lose?

Posted by: FuckJohnMcCain at January 08, 2019 01:43 PM (ZuY0G)

433 337
308 I don t recall a single woman in my life that ever asked me or
mentioned rubbing one out. I ain t buying it that many women want to
watch some guy pulling his pudd.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 08, 2019 01:06 PM (OG7NC)

+++Not familiar with this either. I am guessing it is a male myth floating around.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 08, 2019 01:46 PM (Kcf2u)

434 I'd still fuck the fucking shit out of Ellen Barkin. I'd have her barkin all night. Just sayin'.

Posted by: ccoffer at January 08, 2019 05:08 PM (/0zHe)

435 You REALLY ought to listen to Ellen Barken a'cause she likes to show her boobies in films.

- celebritymoviearchive

Posted by: Marooned at January 08, 2019 06:25 PM (8hRlF)

436 FWIW ...I used 'pounced' in the story with tongue firmly in cheek.

Posted by: Christian Toto at January 08, 2019 11:08 PM (JAfNl)

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