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Trump Wants Primetime Slot Tomorrow Night to Address Nation About Border Wall and Shutdown
TRUMP wants primetime slot tomorrow to talk shutdown, @esullivannyt & @maggieNYT scoop
— Michael M. Grynbaum (@grynbaum) January 7, 2019
At least TWO major networks still deliberating – skepticism about handing over airwaves for political statement https://t.co/FznOfqjoXi
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Yo! at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Duke Wayne at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (cxHbL)
Trump just needs to start letting his inner Franco shine through.
Posted by: southdakota conservative at January 07, 2019 01:22 PM (wg50I)
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 01:22 PM (a0IVu)
Not so for the Orange Man. I'll listen but he better not cut into the national college playoff.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 07, 2019 01:22 PM (WRSbt)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2019 01:22 PM (MAstk)
Because they never once aired Obama for anything remotely political. No, farting in a microphone for an hour was about all he ever did.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 07, 2019 01:22 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2019 01:22 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 07, 2019 01:22 PM (F8YM0)
Posted by: Duke Wayne at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (DfGpI)
Rio Bravo. At least ace did not punch us because some guys threw him into some horse manure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2019 01:22 PM (ycWCI)
How many time did they do that when Obama wanted air time?
Or when did they do it for any other presidential speech, which are always political statements.
Posted by: Rep. Tlaib at January 07, 2019 01:22 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (ycWCI)
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"Your personal health choices are bad! Government is here to make you right!"
-Obama
"We need to do something about people illegally entering our country without our permission."
-Trump
Not exactly the same thing, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (XSSCs)
"Last in Heaven!"
-Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (xfb67)
I didn't say the "F-Word".
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: ShainS -- 10-toothed-boobs-for-Trump survivor at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (cyTfJ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (VxU3M)
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That's rich.
P45 has a trump card (no pun intended). If the networks don't give him time, declare a state of emergency and use the EAS and take over their airwaves. The airwaves belong to the people (this is why the FCC licenses spectrum), so if they won't comply then pull an outright dictator stunt and sideline them.
They wanted brass knuckles. Use them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (I2dne)
And I approve of his speaking directly to the public instead via gatekeepers.
Negotiating in public, call it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Every Dad Everywhere at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (ZUkhx)
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 01:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 01:24 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Someguy at January 07, 2019 01:24 PM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 07, 2019 01:24 PM (WRSbt)
Posted by: Rashida Tliab at January 07, 2019 01:24 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 07, 2019 01:24 PM (2DOZq)
Also - two networks deliberating because it's a political message?????
No. it's a national security message - which is a responsibility of POTUS. And these networks were OK with giving TFG prime-time slots for his announcements until he (finally) wore out his welcome after doing it many times. This would be Trump's first(?), right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:24 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Picric at January 07, 2019 01:24 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Anchovy at January 07, 2019 01:24 PM (B3kya)
They gave every president time that he wanted since Television was even a thing and now oh we can't do that, he might be political!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (p0nVR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (bcbK8)
New York Times - Is The President Violating The Hatch Act By Making Political Statement Over Public Airwaves From White House?
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (Bz8Ru)
They gave every president time that he wanted since Television was even a thing and now oh we can't do that, he might be political!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:24 PM (39g3+)
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For some, hypocrisy is funny. For others, it's mundane and boring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (vIjh1)
If not, the government needs to remind them the airwaves do not belong to them.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (0tfLf)
Good point. They won't let other networks scoop them. Just posturing on their part.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (kFnmp)
Fuck these bastards in particular. Glad I stopped watching TV. Burn in he'll, you commie bastards.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: Anchovy at January 07, 2019 01:24 PM (B3kya)
++++++++++
It would be a pants-shitting disaster if they chose not to cover it unless they *all* closed ranks and decided not to cover it. If they do close ranks, then it's collusion and the FTC can give them a 20,000 PSI enema.
But this isn't the point, exactly. I would like to see Trump thump them over the head and make them heel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at January 07, 2019 01:26 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 07, 2019 01:26 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 01:26 PM (LsI7g)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 07, 2019 01:26 PM (Bz8Ru)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 07, 2019 01:26 PM (T5o9s)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:26 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 07, 2019 01:27 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 07, 2019 01:26 PM (T5o9s)
I doubt it.
But I'll be very happy to be wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:27 PM (bcbK8)
Its the PRESIDENT's job to make that determination, not the Court's.
He needs to say, I will not bow to any court less than the Supreme Court, when it comes to the clearly defined Powers of my Job.
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 01:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 01:27 PM (LsI7g)
MSNBC : How Trump's tweet storms to rally support for the government shutdown seem to be working
https://cnb.cx/2CSZDCc
Posted by: McCool at January 07, 2019 01:27 PM (sZaoP)
Of course they're posturing and virtue signaling. But they'll fold like a cheap suit.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 07, 2019 01:27 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 07, 2019 01:26 PM
From a yuuuge trebuchet, in the direction of Moscow, I'm hoping.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2019 01:27 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:27 PM (bcbK8)
If not, the government needs to remind them the airwaves do not belong to them.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (0tfLf)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 07, 2019 01:27 PM (6RhgT)
That said, I think the Democrats will cave, because they know Trump WILL keep the government shut down until 2020. Honey Badger doesn't give a fuck.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2019 01:27 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 01:22 PM (a0IVu)
Prime time is when the Rear Admiral is watching his wife get rogered by some virile stud, so he's unavailable.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 07, 2019 01:27 PM (y7DUB)
shutdown theater is why we haven't had a real budget since Newt and why we're $2T in debt in one yerar.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 07, 2019 01:28 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 07, 2019 01:28 PM (+9y/B)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 01:28 PM (vWMNq)
*
They're fuckin serious aren't they?
Posted by: dananjcon at January 07, 2019 01:28 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (7J5t2)
shutdown theater is why we haven't had a real budget since Newt and why we're $2T in debt in one yerar.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 07, 2019 01:28 PM (7J5t2)
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Trump isn't refusing to sign this budget because it increases the deficit (which is largely driven by non-discretionary funding), but because it doesn't spend more (negligibly more, but still more).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (eNhNX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (bcbK
Subsidiary of ACME?
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (NgKpN)
Tell them we need 5 Billion to build the wall. Tell the GOP to support Trump, the wall will pay for itself. Tell the Democrats that it is a $5 Billion dollar jobs program with American Steel, American Concrete, and Union Labor.
Tell them both that you are sick of illegals killing Americans, like Officer Singh and Kate Steinle. You are fed up with the drugs pouring across the border. That sex trafficking of women and children must be stopped.
Call them today. Email them now.
Posted by: rd at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (kfj5i)
Posted by: Reggie at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (fqUgw)
Exactly.
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (LsI7g)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (Bz8Ru)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (M15N8)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (mlMCR)
Let 'em "deliberate" and lose viewership. This is posturing to send a signal to their base. The media's base, aka...
They are too cowardly to do this, but they might cut him off.
If they do do this. Wow. So far gone.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (OKeCc)
Plus, the Dems know $5.1 billion is a drop in the bucket of our out-of-control budget.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (13CQC)
If I want to listen to it, I will be here on AOS
Posted by: Picric at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (nonGu)
broadcast it on RSBN so that I can watch
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (fqUgw)
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That's really it.
Polls are shockingly constant on the desire of the American people to enforce border security, and yet the parties don't pursue it.
It's similar to how polls say the people want more universal background checks but no one really pursues it, the politicians feel more heat from one side than the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (13CQC)
Screw the networks.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (H7LIz)
I wonder which loon the Democrats will pick to deliver their rebuttal?
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (7MRhd)
I wonder which loon the Democrats will pick to deliver their rebuttal?
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (hLRSq)
Beto-man from Texas?
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (a0IVu)
Ah, the Spartan approach.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:25 PM (bcbK
Subsidiary of ACME?
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (NgKpN)
Time will tell...
I want to see the QC before I trust my life to them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Started with televising FDR's fireside chats.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (9uM86)
You know they're going to do it.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (W+vEI)
============
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RybNI0KB1bg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (XSSCs)
The airwaves are state-owned in the United States. The networks buy licenses, but they don't own them. The government owns them (the government being a poor but workable proxy for the public).
How's this sound? Reallocate funds from the DOJ to the FCC and cancel their licenses. Refund them as applicable. If these are cable channels and not broadcasters, this doesn't work the same way but the tweet says "airwaves" so I assume it is the traditional gatekeepers...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (Wr4LW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: ShainS -- 10-toothed-boobs-for-Trump survivor at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (cyTfJ)
and then walks away from the podium
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (+9y/B)
and then walks away from the podium
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (+9y/B)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (M15N
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Really?
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (T5o9s)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (Bz8Ru)
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Deliberated? It was their idea!!!!
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (hHFOx)
And they show whatever drivel they've got scheduled.
None of their reporters get the microphone in pressers or daily briefings moving forward. They are ghosts.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (M15N
Or, if you want to save money, just add their names to a proscription list and make Purge Night happen.
Plenty of folks are willing to do that work for free.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (bcbK8)
Quelle surprise. A third world immigrant would run this website much better. Just another instance of how white native-born Americans have become decadent, lazy and spoiled and now they feel entitled to show up late for work.
Posted by: Bill Kristol: You need me on that bulwark! at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: troyriser at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (1JpTT)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (xqfqx)
Reallocate the funds to the wall.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (7HtZB)
Yeah I haven't watched Network TV for ages (even On Demand or streaming) and won't be watching this. That's why it cracks me up, this is like the United Brotherhood of Buggywhip Makers deciding whether or not to boycott Henry Ford
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (39g3+)
You know, I really don't care. I cannot tell you
the last time I watched TV on my TV. I had to download an app on the
xbox to watch the Superbowl last year. I have not missed it in the
least.
If I want to listen to it, I will be here on AOS
Posted by: Picric at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (nonGu
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You will -- but people who get their news from the MFM will just get the rayciss snippets.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (7KFE8)
I wonder which loon the Democrats will pick to deliver their rebuttal?
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 07, 2019
Old Dem slogan: It's for the children
New Dem slogan: 54-40 or Fight!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 01:33 PM (0tfLf)
Not exactly the same plot but hey, it's my dream.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2019 01:33 PM (Hb/ve)
Posted by: Picric at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (nonGu
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Hooah.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 01:33 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (ycWCI)
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Obama could have told network executives they had to win one-on-one gunfights in order to broadcast his speech and the executives would have slobbered all over him for the chance.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 07, 2019 01:33 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:33 PM (bcbK8)
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Beto-man from Texas?
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 01:31 PM (a0IVu)
You know, I honestly hadn't thought about the potential 2020 candidates, I was wondering more about which "woman of congressional power" would be picked. But the Democrat 2020 potentials, fighting each other for the microphone in order to deliver the "Orange Man Bad" speech would be well worth staying up late to watch.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 07, 2019 01:33 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 07, 2019 01:33 PM (+9y/B)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (M15N
Bury our hearts at Rockefeller Center
Posted by: NBC News at January 07, 2019 01:33 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM
Put me in, coach!
Posted by: Alexandria Occaional Cortex at January 07, 2019 01:34 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 01:34 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: troyriser at January 07, 2019 01:32 PM (1JpTT)
++++++++++
There's the EAS (Emergency Alert System). It has never been used for a general-purpose/political address, as far as I know. It is the nuclear option. He declares a state of emergency and then co-opts every channel - cable and broadcast - to make an address.
This has never been done, but it is possible and legal and the infrastructure exists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:34 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: West at January 07, 2019 01:34 PM (7Fa8Y)
Plus, the Dems know $5.1 billion is a drop in the bucket of our out-of-control budget.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
The Syrian pull out saved $15 billion.
There it is.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:34 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: Alexandria Occaional Cortex at January 07, 2019 01:34 PM (p+Wdc)
Please God.
Posted by: troyriser at January 07, 2019 01:34 PM (1JpTT)
There it is.
Boom! (If I pulled out, it would have saved me four kids. :/
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2019 01:34 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (MkcN1)
Fake News: THIS JUST SHOWS HOW DESPERATE PRESIDENT TRUMP IS!!
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (Bz8Ru)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (H7LIz)
At least Trump would have men with real Border Patrol and ICE uniforms on surrounding him. And/or real construction workers.
Versus fake white coats and stethoscopes behind the JEF.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (OKeCc)
Fake News: THIS JUST SHOWS HOW DESPERATE PRESIDENT TRUMP IS!!
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (Bz8Ru)
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I've heard that the walls are closing in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (2LelM)
using a stack of their bloody heads to illustrate his wall. I'd watch
that.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs
Or thigh bones for "steel slats". And some Marine-embedded news reporters from other networks relaying the action.
Yes, I would definitely tune in.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (LL1Be)
-Obama "non-political" statement that went out over every channel uncontested
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (RU4sa)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Judge Buck M. Dano at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (kfcYC)
At least Trump would have men with real Border Patrol and ICE uniforms on surrounding him. And/or real construction workers.
Versus fake white coats and stethoscopes behind the JEF.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (OKeCc)
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He should do it in front of the wall surrounding the Obamas' house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:36 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 07, 2019 01:36 PM (Bz8Ru)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 07, 2019 01:36 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: NYC/DC complex at January 07, 2019 01:36 PM (L/iaS)
Posted by: Alexandria Occaional Cortex at January 07, 2019 01:34 PM (p+Wdc)
All right, I'll put it in. But you have to wiggle like you're rooftop dancing. None of this laying there and thinking about shopping shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:36 PM (bcbK8)
If by law they absolutely have to show him, then at very least there should be a twenty-second tape delay in case he mentions Christmas or some other highly offensive topic.
But since it's still early on the west coast, perhaps it's not too late for the networks to obtain an injunction from the Ninth Circuit.
Posted by: Julia Ioffe at January 07, 2019 01:36 PM (DuAZ5)
And I muted the commercials.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 01:34 PM (RU4sa)
Hell, I mute the commentary AND the commercials. I can figure out what's happening and the commercials are usually SJW pap.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 07, 2019 01:36 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (OKeCc)
That was so ridiculous, wasn't it?
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 01:36 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:36 PM (W+vEI)
_______________
I'll do it!
I reject Trump's facts about the border!
Illegal aliens are good for America! It strengthens our economy to have tens of thousands of unskilled, uneducated poor people swarming over our border and onto our welfare rolls every month! For every $1 they generate here, our federal and local governments pay them $3 in benefits, so of course it helps our economy to have government paying out all those food stamps and Medicaid and welfare!
And just think of all the jobs they create! Interpreters for courts when they're arrested, prison guards for when they commit crimes and get locked up, new bi-lingual school teachers for all that "free" public-school education we provide their kids, and so much more!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 07, 2019 01:37 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (H7LIz)
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*snort*
At least he served honorably.
Oh, wait...
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 01:37 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: garrett in Fake Lab Coat at January 07, 2019 01:37 PM (LsI7g)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2019 01:37 PM (hHFOx)
Weird right? (no....)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2019 01:37 PM (37IEG)
Fake tear rolling down his check while making a speech with scores of anti-gun activists/victims' families behind him.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:37 PM (W+vEI)
Of course. he should threaten them with a license pull.
Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (+9y/B)
@marcorubio 5h
The shutdown is not the reason Senate Democrats don't want to move to Middle East Security Bill.
A huge argument broke out at Senate Dem meeting last week over BDS. A significant # of Senate Democrats now support #BDS & Dem leaders want to avoid a floor vote that reveals that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
Pancho Vanilla. The fake messican.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (9uM86)
And, like cigarette butts in a urinal, they were too soggy to light.
Posted by: Jim Paine at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (odzEc)
Posted by: garrett in Fake Lab Coat at January 07, 2019 01:37 PM (LsI7g)
++++++++
'Cause it's official-looking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (a0IVu)
Philly Police... duh.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (kFnmp)
MSM: "Our ratings are in the toilet, but, orangemanbad, so, no deal."
President Trump: "Okay. I'll call Rush and see if he'll give me the air time."
MSM: "?!?!?!?!"
President Trump: "Well?"
MSM: "screeeee....arrgghh...choke, thud."
President Trump: "Rush it is."
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (qC1Sy)
@marcorubio 5h
The shutdown is not the reason Senate Democrats don't want to move to Middle East Security Bill.
A huge argument broke out at Senate Dem meeting last week over BDS. A significant # of Senate Democrats now support #BDS & Dem leaders want to avoid a floor vote that reveals that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (ZejZP)
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That'd be hilarious.
It would also do nothing to move the Jewish vote away from the Democratic Party, because politics is their religion now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (XSSCs)
But since it's still early on the west coast, perhaps it's not too late for the networks to obtain an injunction from the Ninth Circuit.
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Don't worry! I'm on the case!
Posted by: Hawaii Judge McAdemia Nutjob at January 07, 2019 01:39 PM (fqUgw)
"its not political if its truth to power!!!!"
--Network execs
Versus fake white coats and stethoscopes behind the JEF.
To this day I wonder if those lame, transparent, pathetic attempts at visually shaping the narrative worked with anyone. Styrafoam columns, stunt soldiers, carefully selected audiences, etc. Did that ever really even work? With anyone? Or did people see through it like those ludicrous carefully selected rainbow groups of smiling teens on college pamphlets?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)
Awesome Alternate post title:
The Fifth Column Is "Deliberating" Over Decision To Allow The President of the United States Address the Nation
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 07, 2019 01:39 PM (Bz8Ru)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2019 01:39 PM (MAstk)
Versus fake white coats and stethoscopes behind the JEF.
To this day I wonder if those lame, transparent, pathetic attempts at visually shaping the narrative worked with anyone. Styrafoam columns, stunt soldiers, carefully selected audiences, etc. Did that ever really even work? With anyone? Or did people see through it like those ludicrous carefully selected rainbow groups of smiling teens on college pamphlets?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)
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Just think of all of the people in the world who have below average intelligence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: jwpaine at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (odzEc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)
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Considering he was reelected, I'd say yes.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (RU4sa)
One knob-gobbler is shrieking, "he's off message!"
Another I saw is crying, "the media is blaming Trump cause he didn't frame the debate perfectly before."
Lord but the constant "we can't win!" and "if there's a chance we could lose, we should never fight!" is tiresome.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (7KFE8)
Versus fake white coats and stethoscopes behind the JEF.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 07, 2019 01:35 PM (OKeCc)
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He should do it in front of the wall surrounding the Obamas' house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:36 PM (XSSCs)
I don't think it's safe. Too close to the muzzie embassy/mosque... also the EU headquarters.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (7KFE
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It helps Democrats get elected.
That not enough for you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (XSSCs)
At least two major networks still deliberating- skepticism about handing over airwave for political statement.
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O Dear God the Irony Singularity is so big, its its
YUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!
Its stuff like this that puts the Onion out of business.
Posted by: simplemind at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (T79ul)
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 01:41 PM (NgKpN)
Is there a particular branch of our government tasked with national security?
I actually asked a friend that in real life about two hours ago.
All I got back for an answer was silence.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 01:41 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 07, 2019 01:41 PM (Bz8Ru)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2019 01:41 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2019 01:41 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 01:41 PM (vWMNq)
Versus fake white coats and stethoscopes behind the JEF.
To this day I wonder if those lame, transparent, pathetic attempts at visually shaping the narrative worked with anyone. Styrafoam columns, stunt soldiers, carefully selected audiences, etc. Did that ever really even work? With anyone? Or did people see through it like those ludicrous carefully selected rainbow groups of smiling teens on college pamphlets?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)
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Just think of all of the people in the world who have below average intelligence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (XSSCs)
...so....half of the world?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:42 PM (bcbK8)
BDS?
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 01:41 PM (NgKpN)
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Boycott, Divest, Sanction.
An explicitly anti-Israel (and anti-Semitic) movement to deny any funds to anyone who does any business with anyone associated with Israel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:42 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (7KFE
++++++++++
We encourage you to examine our many available pamphlets. Send a self-addressed, signed envelope along with $2.00 to:
Chamber of Commerce/Cultural Leftist Coalition for Progress
P.O. Box 666
Washington, DC, 20005
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:42 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:42 PM (9uM86)
Every. Single. Word.
Spoken or written from these people EVERY SINGLE DAY.
24/7
IS POLITICAL.
They don't care that it's "political". They care because it's Trump.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 01:42 PM (LL1Be)
semi-coherent argument as to why it is a good idea to bring in millions
of undocumented, uneducated, unvaccinated socialists from other
countries. Give me just one piece of data that shows this helps the US,
versus the hundreds of data points I can list to demonstrate how it
hurts the country.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (7KFE
European countries are showing unequivocally, they are NOT democratic countries, but are instead wholly owned by the Globall Industrial Complex.
Way too close to half the US "elected" representatives are also owned by them.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (XSSCs)
...so....half of the world?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:42 PM (bcbK
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Roughly, yeah (average vs. median, for those pedantic people like me).
But yeah, in America there are roughly 150 million people of below average intelligence, almost all of whom have the ability to vote in federal elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (XSSCs)
Is there a particular branch of our government tasked with national security?
I actually asked a friend that in real life about two hours ago.
All I got back for an answer was silence.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 01:41 PM (cqNba)
+++++++++++
Well, DoD has it in the name - but I suspect the real answer is "all agencies have an affirmative obligation to defend the United States."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (I2dne)
Job Security.
Posted by: CDC at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (LsI7g)
I actually asked a friend that in real life about two hours ago.
All I got back for an answer was silence.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
United States Military.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: Archer at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (kFnmp)
Of course. he should threaten them with a license pull.
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Or send in the Civil Rights Division to investigate their management's equal opportunity hiring and fondling of employees.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 01:44 PM (2LelM)
with oversight from congress
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 07, 2019 01:44 PM (+9y/B)
I actually asked a friend that in real life about two hours ago.
All I got back for an answer was silence.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
United States Military.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (9uM86)
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That's...not a branch of government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:44 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: jwpaine at January 07, 2019 01:44 PM (odzEc)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (7KFE
From my experience, it is very good for the EBT industry.
Posted by: Miklos, seeing it every week at January 07, 2019 01:44 PM (zCyNd)
Job Security.
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Its manure for bigger government?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 01:44 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: KRS-One at January 07, 2019 01:45 PM (LsI7g)
Now back to our programming.
You may notice that our logo is green this week. In support of the environment. We will go dark, and by dark, we mean we will turn out the lights in our studio for 5 minutes while still broadcasting.
We care about the environment you know.
- NBC Management
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 01:45 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: simplemind at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (T79ul)
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Now, that'd be a great Babylon Bee article...
Onion to Shut Down
Spokesman: "We're no match for reality"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 07, 2019 01:45 PM (ZUkhx)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 01:45 PM (vWMNq)
LOL!!!
WTF did that matter?
Oh yeah, when Trump got elected.
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 01:45 PM (F4u7C)
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Eh I think we had something to do with that.
Posted by: Magic Mitt and the Vichys at January 07, 2019 01:45 PM (hHFOx)
with oversight from congress"
Ding ding ding!!!!!!
Another example of the Chief always being right.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 01:45 PM (cqNba)
Now back to our programming.
You may notice that our logo is green this week. In support of the environment. We will go dark, and by dark, we mean we will turn out the lights in our studio for 5 minutes while still broadcasting.
We care about the environment you know.
- NBC Management
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 01:45 PM (sX1BW)
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"How about something for the pro-life movement?"
"I said, we don't do politics!!!!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:46 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 01:46 PM (LsI7g)
Yes, because the press wouldn't blame a Republican for the shutdown if only he framed things correctly. That's the ticket.
Schumer stood in front of cameras and specifically stated that he's the reason there's a shutdown in explicit terms and they still are trying to pin it on Trump, even though he's not even involved.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: jwpaine at January 07, 2019 01:46 PM (odzEc)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 07, 2019 01:46 PM (Wr4LW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (XSSCs)
...so....half of the world?
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Seems like a low estimate.
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 01:46 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (9uM86)
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That's...not a branch of government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:44 PM (XSSCs)
Its part of the executive branch no?
Posted by: Someguy at January 07, 2019 01:46 PM (h5Df3)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (9uM86)
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That's...not a branch of government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:44 PM (XSSCs)
Its part of the executive branch no?
Posted by: Someguy at January 07, 2019 01:46 PM (h5Df3)
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That would be like saying the 9th Circuit is the Judicial Branch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Robert Reich at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (LsI7g)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (RuIsu)
sarah sanders
Posted by: concrete girl at January 07, 2019 01:46 PM (Wr4LW)
[Steeples fingers] Excellent. I see he knows how this game is played.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
Ha. Ha. Ha.
We're doing height jokes, now?
Posted by: Robert Reich at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (LsI7g)
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Tentacle porn jokes are next. Stick around.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (XSSCs)
However, she told me she will nevertheless be available to review and uphold any injunction issued by the Ninth Circuit against any attempt by Trump to speak to the nation.
Posted by: Justice Kagan at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (DuAZ5)
Way too close to half the US "elected" representatives are also owned by them.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Yes, but from a purely economic standpoint, illegals are a net negative. Any lower labor costs are more than made up for with increased costs for EITC and welfare benefits, along with more disease, and downward pressure on housing, etc.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (7KFE8)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
. . . were they also two of the media outlets that filed amicus briefs about the constitutional right for media access to the White House during the Acosta suspension?
But now, they don't think such coverage is important?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (H7LIz)
sarah sanders
Posted by: concrete girl at January 07, 2019 01:46 PM (Wr4LW)
[Steeples fingers] Excellent. I see he knows how this game is played.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
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A showman knows how to put on a show?
Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (XSSCs)
Nice network ya got there, wonder how bigly of a deal with the Chinese I could get for your broadcast licenses.
Posted by: DaveA at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (FhXTo)
Goebbels would be proud.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (9uM86)
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That's...not a branch of government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:44 PM (XSSCs)
Its part of the executive branch no?
Posted by: Someguy
Actually has a constitutional mandate, unlike most of the made up "departments".
Put the US Navy on the Rio Grande.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (9uM86)
Why do you want to deny non-whites a shot at their dreams? It's not fair that they live in countries that are not as wealthy as the USA. There should be no borders because we are all citizens of the world!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Miklos, seeing it every week at January 07, 2019 01:44 PM (zCyNd) "
And it is an industry, of a sort.
Not in the old sense of "productive", but still ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (jI3MC)
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Let them. It'll just prove Trump's point on how biased the MSM is.
Posted by: WisRich at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (G0vdT)
sarah sanders
Posted by: concrete girl at January 07, 2019 01:46 PM (Wr4LW)
[Steeples fingers] Excellent. I see he knows how this game is played.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
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A showman knows how to put on a show?
Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (XSSCs)
"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. We're so glad you can attend, come inside, come inside."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: alternative reality Miklos at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: jwpaine at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (odzEc)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:43 PM (9uM86)
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That's...not a branch of government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:44 PM (XSSCs)
Its part of the executive branch no?
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You would think so, but that is because you haven't read the new and improved Constitution. All executive branch agencies and department are to be independent of the President of the United States and accountable only to us.
Posted by: The Progressive Left at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (sX1BW)
How many WalMart or Target shoppers are you mixing with on a busy Friday afternoon at your local store?
Multiply that store by five. FIVE. That's how many snuck in yesterday.
Stuck in a huge miles-long freeway bog? The aliens that snuck acoss last night would fill every single vehicle you can see.
See the kids flowing out of the elementary school at pick-up time? That's how many entered illegally last week.
Every night. Every day. Every week. It's a huge flow, and we are paying for it.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (4ZE6o)
At some point they will have to compromise and give Trump at least some of what he's asking for.
At that point, every government worker who has gone without pay will realize those stupid fucks could have done that on day one.. and all the suffering is put on Pelosi and Schumer.
Do they really think Trump is going to back down on this?? really?? if so, they are stupider than I thought.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (so+oy)
Is there any precedent in the history of airwaves of a network not televising a Presidential address?
I'm sorry but if you, as a citizen of the United States, don't recognize the lawfully elected President of the United States you are a seditious motherf*cker (to borrow a Detroit expression).
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (9uM86)
+++++++++++
Wouldn't that be USCG territory?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (VpIIl)
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Two other balls in the air also:
Trade details with ChiComs
New Public alliance in Middle East plus Turkey.
Nanzi may lose her spotlight very quickly.
Then there is indictments from Huber - but I think that happens somewhere in March.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: doug at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (89il5)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
#winning
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (H7LIz)
You would think so, but that is because you haven't read the new and improved Constitution. All executive branch agencies and department are to be independent of the President of the United States and accountable only to us.
Posted by: The Progressive Left at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (sX1BW)
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Living Constitution, yo.
It's whatever the progressive left wants, whether they have control of any part of government or not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (XSSCs)
If so: Funny, they had no problem putting The Donald on their network for years when he was making them $$$ with his top-rated show.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
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Of course they did. They made the right noises, but how could they not cover this?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (ffYR/)
Outlining how Illegal Immigration keeps the black man down.
Drink Their Chocolate Milkshake.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (LsI7g)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (TN1P5)
I think they are actually afraid that Trump is on message, holding a lot of support together, and is likely to prevail if he stands firm. Just like with Kavanaugh when the same shrieking wrist-flappers wailed that Kavanaugh was too damaged and needed to have his nomination withdrawn.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (hLRSq)
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Ignorant people are the Democrat base, not stupid people. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to vote against slavery, economic or otherwise.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2019 01:50 PM (hHFOx)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (9uM86)
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Wouldn't that be USCG territory?
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Coast Guard = defensive
Navy = Offensive
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:50 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: Lizzy
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I've heard that one, but to be fair, my question specified a semi-coherent argument.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:50 PM (7KFE8)
Posted by: Yo! at January 07, 2019 01:50 PM (1XAal)
You know what could be fun.
Helicopter lawn darts.
Put Colonel Klink's helmet on Lester Dolt's head.
Dangle him feet first from a helicopter over a bulls-eye on the ground 500 feet below him.
With Chuckles the Mouth Merkin staked out over the center.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 01:50 PM (cqNba)
[...]
Every night. Every day. Every week. It's a huge flow, and we are paying for it.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (4ZE6o)
+++++++++++
I like it. Something like a comprehensible take on the real-time US government debt clock. Put a spinning counter on the White House website, along with a translation like "could fill the Rose Bowl x times" or "could hold hands coast-to-coast in an unbroken chain x times" or the like.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (I2dne)
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Ignorant people are the Democrat base, not stupid people. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to vote against slavery, economic or otherwise.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2019 01:50 PM (hHFOx)
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Counter:
"The government can keep giving me money forever to do nothing!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: jwpaine at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (odzEc)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (RuIsu)
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Depends who is throwing the punch...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (ZUkhx)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (9uM86)
"
A couple of those Mark V SOC's peeling down the Rio Grande with M134's mounted would work for me.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (a0IVu)
It would make us just like the Third Reich.
Just fuck the bastards.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (VaN/j)
The breathless talking-head lead-ins will be hilarious.
"Despite low approval, and nationwide hatred President Trump has decided to , well, speak. Unbelievable , isn't it?"
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (9uM86)
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Wouldn't that be USCG territory?
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The Navy downloaded their riverine ops to the Marines. Coast Guard can swing either way if there is trade-treasury involved.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (2LelM)
Yes, but from a purely economic standpoint, illegals are a net negative. Any lower labor costs are more than made up for with increased costs for EITC and welfare benefits, along with more disease, and downward pressure on housing, etc.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
...................
EITC? Illegals don't file tax returns..
They still cost us a lot.. but not EITC..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (so+oy)
It would make us just like the Third Reich.
Just fuck the bastards.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (VaN/j)
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"Have you bought your insurance yet?"
-Obama
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (XSSCs)
Navy = Offensive
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:50 PM (9uM86)
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Which is why I didn't consider the USN. I like the cut of your jib.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (I2dne)
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They didn't fold. They were simply priming the pump against his message. A presidential address carries weight. A "political" one doesn't.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (hHFOx)
I thought Huber turned out to be a myth.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (Wr4LW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (Bz8Ru)
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"Don't forget that it will also violate the Statute of Liberty!" -- Alexandria Ocassional-Cortex
Posted by: ShainS -- 10-toothed-boobs-for-Trump survivor at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (cyTfJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
Probably going to offer equal time for a TDS, I mean, Democrat response.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2019 01:52 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
Probably going to offer equal time for a TDS, I mean, Democrat response.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2019 01:52 PM (NFEMn)
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Bill Kristol and Evan McMuffin?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 01:52 PM (XSSCs)
The Dems will certainly have to have some reply, but their positions are pretty fucking thin. What do they say? The President is lying about this whole national emergency thing? They've seen the polls.
Chuck and Nancy are about to get Richard'ed on live TV.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2019 01:52 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Stephen at January 07, 2019 01:52 PM (pWZ9i)
Onion to Shut Down
Spokesman: "We're no match for reality"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 07, 2019 01:45 PM (ZUkhx)
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I don't think the BB should tempt fate...
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 01:52 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2019 01:52 PM (MAstk)
Stay on a deal-making rant til everyone has gone to bed.
Posted by: DaveA at January 07, 2019 01:52 PM (FhXTo)
Yes, this.
Also, I am amazed at how many local newsworthy crimes in my area are reported to have been done by people whose names are Spanish. They never give nationality info (naturally) but I would think that at least some of these rapists/murderers/thieves/DUI killers were not born on US soil.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (W+vEI)
Maybe orange man should offer a free class on using Twitter for fun and profit.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (MkcN1)
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The media know that common sense, and the facts, are on Trump's side. They also know that the majority of the American public agree with him.
That's precisely why they don't want to cover this.
What are they going to say? "Sure, we have $22 trillion in debt and hundreds of trillions more in unfunded liabilities, but we can easily afford to allow tens or even hundreds of millions of poor third-world foreigners to come here and set up residence and join the already 64% of foreign-born residents who are living here on welfare benefits funded by U.S. taxpayers.
"American workers, millions of whom are struggling to afford health care for themselves and their families, are only too happy to pay more taxes or even higher medical insurance premiums so that a bunch of free-loading foreigners can get "free" health care on their dime.
"And Americans are also more than happy to pay for more jails and lawyers and prison guards, not to mention years of feeding, clothing, housing and medical care for the tens or hundreds of thousands of foreign gang bangers, rapists, murderers, etc., who come across our southern border.
"Just like Americans are thrilled to watch their local property taxes increase every year so that they can pay for all the new schools and bilingual teachers and translators, etc., that all the illegal aliens require in their "free" public school education in the U.S.
"And hey, why should we even talk about the destruction of American culture by giving the entire world the right to come and live here and mooch off U.S. taxpayers? Everybody has the right to be an American and spit in our faces while they steal our country and rob us blind! It's exactly what our ancestors intended when they fought and sacrificed and died to bequeath this country to us!"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (MAstk)
They still cost us a lot.. but not EITC..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (so+oy)
Oh contraire.
All your SSN are belong to us.
Posted by: Illegal Miklos at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (zCyNd)
They can either make a deal and get some crumbs or they can be obstructionists and get nothing. Either way the wall is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (/tuJf)
Dangle him feet first from a helicopter over a bulls-eye on the ground 500 feet below him.
With Chuckles the Mouth Merkin staked out over the center.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 01:50 PM (cqNba)
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Too much time and effort.
Build the wall and trebuchet all of those open borders "we love brown peoples" over the wall to live with those they so admire. And "live with" I mean those who survive the sudden stop.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 07, 2019 01:54 PM (+9y/B)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
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Of course they did. They made the right noises, but how could they not cover this?
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Conquest's first law.
Ratings baby!
Posted by: The Progressive Left at January 07, 2019 01:54 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Hawaii Judge at January 07, 2019 01:54 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (W+vEI)
You'd be amazed at how many of these people don't show up for court.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 07, 2019 01:54 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Vic at January 07, 2019 01:54 PM (mpXpK)
They still cost us a lot.. but not EITC..
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The average cost per immigrant (legal or illegal) is $35K a year per head. This accounts for cost of schools, emergency rooms, police calls, incarceration, food/housing benefits, etc. This ain't your grand daddies immigrants.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 01:54 PM (2LelM)
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True but many an intelligent person votes D for the same exact reason.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2019 01:55 PM (hHFOx)
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Didja see the Golden Globes last night?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 01:55 PM (+y/Ru)
They can either make a deal and get some crumbs or they can be obstructionists and get nothing. Either way the wall is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (/tuJf)
Trump slices like a fucking hammer
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 01:55 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2019 01:55 PM (VpIIl)
They still cost us a lot.. but not EITC..
Posted by: Chi-Town
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All of the dreamers file, and at least two thirds get it. To me, not a hair's breadth of difference between an illegal and a dreamer.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:55 PM (7KFE8)
my feet are freezing!!!
Fucker.
I can't believe you drove all the way from Hawaii to Rhode Island and you didn't stop by to introduce me to 'T'!
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (LsI7g)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (OLCnA)
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yeah, remember the fucking INFOMERCIAL the night before the election in 2008? I believe it was on ABC or NBC.
Fuck these motherfuckers with scimitars.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (sX1BW)
I think that's just a negotiation tactic, all he has to do is hold firm and use this address to dominate the narrative a few more days. Dems are getting close to caving, I think.
Schumer talks a mediocre game, but he has neither spine nor power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)
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Great idea!
Let Rightside Broadcasting cover it and simulcast on the whitehouse.gov website.
Record in a proprietary format that requires obnoxious licensing and specialized software to decode.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (tRLIC)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (hHFOx)
Announce that JEF wants to make a National speach from the White House. JEF would say yes to be relavent again. Play it like Clinton helping Obama at that press conference. Every Network jumps at the chance. Once the cameras are rolling Sarah Sanders gives him a huge wedgie, and Trump takes over.
Posted by: Picric at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (nonGu)
Ah, I can't spell.
LOL. Waiting for the page to connect ... ah, nice picture in upper left corner ... recognized it immediately.
Looks a little dusty ...
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (9uM86)
Well, they could use their LCSs, but they haven't been able to figure out how get them away from the pier and deployed in the 8 years they've been in commissioned service!
Posted by: Archer at January 07, 2019 01:56 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 01:57 PM (LsI7g)
Not everyone in the world at the expense of America.
That is why he was elected, and the core of his case to the country.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 07, 2019 01:57 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 07, 2019 01:57 PM (vg8iE)
True but many an intelligent person votes D for the same exact reason.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2019 01:55 PM (hHFOx)
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I have a lot of dear family friends who voted for Hillary over President Trump because they were able to convince themselves that Hillary was best for the job and they had a problem with Trump's character.
No idea how they squared that circle and I don't talk politics with them just for that reason.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 07, 2019 01:57 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (/tuJf)
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I don't like it, honestly. I'd rather he double-down and punish them.
"they have been unwilling to make a reasonable deal, so I will be invoking a state of emergency and using my executive power to do this out of the expanded and funded military budget. Moreover, the shutdown will continue until I receive a budget - not a continuing resolution - on my desk that has a net spending cut of 5%. The era of national security and fiscal responsibility - which is national security by another name - is back. This is over. Good night."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)
They can either make a deal and get some crumbs or they can be obstructionists and get nothing. Either way the wall is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (/tuJf)
Been saying for the longest time that the President needs to do one of these (he should do one for the bullshit Russian Collusion) because there's something about a president making a serious address to the nation on an important issue that the opposition just can't match.
There will be a Democrat response following Trump, but 75% of viewers will have already tuned out.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2019 01:57 PM (NFEMn)
Holy crap I forgot about that. It's amazing what these fuckers get away with.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2019 01:57 PM (iZDet)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2019 01:55 PM (VpIIl)
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Not carved in stone, but you can bet that the alphabet nets make sure the Dems get time for their views.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 01:57 PM (ffYR/)
I thought Huber turned out to be a myth.
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My take is Trump knew he would lose the House and they would go full tard investigating him. So he has a fall back - Huber indictments and declassifying everything. You know if he does this the Dems will be looking for cover fast.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 01:58 PM (2LelM)
Only non-essential government workers are off duty. Funny, if they are non-essential, why do we employ them at all?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:58 PM (7KFE8)
Oh, is that the new standard?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2019 01:59 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)
This also isn't our parent's Democratic Party.
Ask any twenty millennials on the street today who they think should give the rebuttal tomorrow.
$50.00 says that not a single one of them says that there is no rebuttal for a Presidential address to the nation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 01:59 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 07, 2019 01:59 PM (yL25O)
They still cost us a lot.. but not EITC..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 07, 2019 01:51 PM (so+oy)
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Speaking of tax returns, I took a gander at the 2018 1040. It looks very different (and could probably fit on one side of a sheet of paper)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 07, 2019 01:59 PM (ZUkhx)
"I may have to shut down the border"...
"I might declare a national emergency to build the wall..."
Just DO IT ALREADY! Announce the decision live on national television. That will awaken even many low info voters about the serious national security dangers of the current situation. Then let the Democrats look like the enemies of America that they are when they freak out in a hysterical frenzy of hatred.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2019 01:59 PM (6Jh/O)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2019 01:49 PM (H7LIz)
He's just jealous at how ripped I am, dude.
Posted by: Ruth "serious reps" Bader Ginsburg at January 07, 2019 01:59 PM (RD7QR)
$50.00 says that not a single one of them says that there is no rebuttal for a Presidential address to the nation.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 01:59 PM (cqNba)
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Those Fireside Chat rebuttals were lit.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 07, 2019 01:59 PM (yL25O)
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Yeah, I'll never forget the sorry bitch they featured in it, with her gel set of nails, dripping in diamonds and gold, lamenting the fact that she "couldn't afford snacks for the kids."
I hate these people. They make me sin on a daily basis.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 07, 2019 02:00 PM (vg8iE)
The Mexi-Cannon (tm). It's racist, loud and it almost rhymes.
Posted by: DaveA at January 07, 2019 02:00 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2019 02:00 PM (MAstk)
Thanks, and fuck you very much Democrats."
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2019 02:00 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Archer
Some places on the Rio Grande are less than a foot deep.
Navy SEALS.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 02:00 PM (9uM86)
Well, they could use their LCSs, but they haven't been able to figure out how get them away from the pier and deployed in the 8 years they've been in commissioned service!
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Littoral doesn't mean River. What's the average depth of the Rio Grande?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 02:00 PM (2LelM)
tomorrow go to all the prisons and take all the fools with a death sentence or life without parole and put a bullet in them
for extra cash sell their organs
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 07, 2019 02:00 PM (+9y/B)
138 135
Fake News: THIS JUST SHOWS HOW DESPERATE PRESIDENT TRUMP IS!!
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I've heard that the walls are closing in.
maybe we can line the border with death star trash compactors
Posted by: Anachronda at January 07, 2019 02:00 PM (xGZ+b)
I expect them to double down.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 02:01 PM (vWMNq)
No idea how they squared that circle and I don't talk politics with them just for that reason.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 07, 2019 01:57 PM (qC1Sy)
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You too, huh?
I talked to my mom and dad recently, and my mom tried to draw me into a political discussion.
That was a no-go at this station.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:01 PM (RU4sa)
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I've heard that the walls are closing in.
maybe we can line the border with death star trash compactors
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The President has ridden into a Box Canyon
Posted by: All AssHat No Cattle at January 07, 2019 02:01 PM (JAk+f)
Navy SEALS.
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Nah. Do you have any idea how long it takes to make a SEAL? This is a job for the Marines. They have the boats and they have Marines in quantity. SEALs exist to give sailors dreams of manhood.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 02:01 PM (2LelM)
The battle scene in Kingdom of Heaven". Yeah, that.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2019 02:01 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2019 02:01 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 07, 2019 02:01 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
1040 EZ?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2019 01:59 PM (6Jh/O)
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You have to remember that President Trump always says what he's going to do and people (and I use the term loosely) like Pelosi still haven't learned that he'll do what he says.
Though, Granny McBotox is probably unable to show surprise any more.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (qC1Sy)
Many did. They were wrong.
Acting Ag Whitaker confirmed last week that Huber's investigation is ongoing. This is a couple weeks after it was revealed in the House hearing that the whistleblowers presenting evidence against the Clinton Foundation also confirmed the DOJ told them the investigation is ongoing.
https://tinyurl.com/y7q7m3wx
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (0OmEj)
The problem the MSM is working through is how to create a 'pre-buttal' that could pre-empt the President's address so that no one will watch it.
Posted by: doug at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (89il5)
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (sX1BW)
I don't recall CNN having a problem with turning over their air waves for a political purpose then.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (GBteo)
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You're kidding, right?
Illegal aliens receive BILLIONS of dollars in "tax credit" payments from the U.S. Treasury every year, courtesy of the IRS.
This has been going on for years. They file using TIN's (because they don't have SS numbers), they report a small amount of income, and they claim all sorts of credits -- for having multiple kids, for being low-income earners, etc. They end up being owed money by the IRS instead of owing money.
The IRS has publicly acknowledged that it pays out billions of dollars every year to illegal alien filers, and that many of the payments are blatantly fraudulent (there was a story a few years back about an illegal alien filer who'd been getting child tax credits for something like 21 kids living in Mexico), but it refuses to stop the practice.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (fqUgw)
90% of people who hand out EBT/WIC/Foodstamps are laid off now. Which means dat steak, dem cigarettes and dem beers for the Free Shit Army are one glitch away from SHTF.
Also funding for EBT runs out at the end of January.
Talk about national emergencies.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (LL1Be)
Latino vote in California Governor
2014: D+46
2018: D+29
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2019 02:00 PM (MAstk)
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Not gonna vote ourselves out of this.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM
This is the most infuriating part of all.
Being born is a first, second, or third world shithole does not carry with it automatic American citizenship.
Period!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 02:03 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2019 02:03 PM (Boy/L)
I just watched MST3k Girls Town on your recommendation. Jeepers.
Posted by: m at January 07, 2019 02:03 PM (5k7/f)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2019 02:01 PM (H7LIz)
No, this is a job for AOC Cup
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2019 02:03 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Archer at January 07, 2019 02:03 PM (gmo/4)
I expect them to double down.
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A possibility, but they would have to shut down the inner tubes to keep the truth from perking out. No way are those Silicon Valley salesmen going to miss a payday.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 02:03 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 07, 2019 02:03 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2019 02:03 PM (MAstk)
Navy SEALS.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 02:00 PM (9uM86)
they could nationalize the airboat fleet.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2019 02:03 PM (GBteo)
Talk about national emergencies.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (LL1Be)
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Told the hubby that he needs to start carrying when he goes to work in the city (St Louis).
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:04 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: WisRich at January 07, 2019 02:04 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Fritz at January 07, 2019 02:04 PM (2Mnv1)
What's the average speed of an LCS?
Roughly zero knots.
Laden....or unladen.
They can't get away from the pier.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 02:04 PM (cqNba)
Acting Ag Whitaker confirmed last week that Huber's investigation is ongoing. This is a couple weeks after it was revealed in the House hearing that the whistleblowers presenting evidence against the Clinton Foundation also confirmed the DOJ told them the investigation is ongoing.
https://tinyurl.com/y7q7m3wx
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On the spectrum from myth to an actual full on criminal investigation with indictments and trials, there is a lot of room.
Good its not a myth, but its not an event yet either. Its a potential.
Posted by: All AssHat No Cattle at January 07, 2019 02:04 PM (JAk+f)
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Fox is basically CNN with pretty blondes and Sean Hannity
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2019 02:05 PM (iZDet)
Posted by: Archer at January 07, 2019 02:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Fritz at January 07, 2019 02:04 PM (2Mnv1)
+1
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:05 PM (sX1BW)
90% of people who hand out EBT/WIC/Foodstamps are laid off now. Which means dat steak, dem cigarettes and dem beers for the Free Shit Army are one glitch away from SHTF.
Also funding for EBT runs out at the end of January.
Talk about national emergencies.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (LL1Be)
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Imagine the impact on the new Marvel movie if EBT shuts down and people don't have discretionary funds anymore.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 07, 2019 02:05 PM (yL25O)
True. Ever since Ward went the way of all exposed flimflam artists, I haven't been updating the site.
Posted by: jwpaine at January 07, 2019 02:05 PM (odzEc)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 07, 2019 02:05 PM (k1h6O)
Posted by: Archer at January 07, 2019 02:05 PM (gmo/4)
Time for a new look at hovertanks?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 02:05 PM (bcbK8)
Hmm?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2019 02:01 PM (H7LIz)
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When has networks allowed a "response" to a Presidential address to the nation?
I sure don't remember one. Only for the SOTU.
Posted by: WisRich at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (G0vdT)
That was a no-go at this station.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:01 PM (RU4sa)
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And we can thank this sorry state of affairs on MSM and Obama.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 07, 2019 02:05 PM (k1h6O)
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That's my thought. Broadcast a waving American flag on one of the suspended networks, and the Indian-head test pattern on the other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (I2dne)
Also funding for EBT runs out at the end of January.
Talk about national emergencies.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (LL1Be)
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There is no way they will allow welfare to go unfunded. They will shift money from wherever they need to in order to cover it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (7KFE8)
I just read it here. Interesting that your link is CNN ... I feel a little dirty now.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (vWMNq)
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Thank goodness! This Islamophobia has to end!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (qC1Sy)
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There's a lot of blame to go around.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:07 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2019 01:59 PM
Another little factoid that I saw a couple of years ago (I'm searching now to see if I still have the link) is that between 100-200 legitimate American citizens are kidnapped every year and dragged back into Mexico.
Granted most of this is drug related so it is under-reported, but still....American citizens (mostly women) kidnapped and pulled back into the drug cartels' web of violence.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 02:07 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (xfb67)
does this move me up in line by one?
or kick me out?
I'm not sure...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 07, 2019 02:07 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 02:07 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 02:04 PM (cqNba)
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I'm not sure how useful a ship is if it can't even outrun a pier.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 07, 2019 02:07 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 07, 2019 02:07 PM (0OmEj)
No, its an ongoing investigation. People can continue to insist it's a myth or whatever word they choose but when the AG states the investigation is ongoing the investigation is ongoing.
There are big things going on at the DOJ, investigations that have been going on for a long time are producing indictments, some based on the Project Casandra Hezbollah money laundering and drug running investigation that was shutdown under Obama, but nobody talks about them because, ironically, they aren't reported by the media.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:07 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 07, 2019 02:07 PM (0OmEj)
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My dad says the same thing.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (RU4sa)
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Why not, the amount is meaningless in this fight. Congress doesn't bat an eye when spending $5 billion.
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (sX1BW)
91 Trump addresses the nation.
I wonder which loon the Democrats will pick to deliver their rebuttal?
The (D) Congressscrunt from Gaza Strip.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 02:07 PM (0tfLf)
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Trump should do his broadcast in front of the signs in AZ notifying people that the region is too dangerous and not in control of law enforcement.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Archer at January 07, 2019 02:05 PM (gmo/4)
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They are being equipped with a main gun so they can call them Frigates. No one wants to command a ship without a gun.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)
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Nah. Do you have any idea how long it takes to make a SEAL? This is a job for the Marines. They have the boats and they have Marines in quantity. SEALs exist to give sailors dreams of manhood.
Posted by: Puddin Head
I think he means actual seals.
ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 02:07 PM (I2dne)
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I really hope he leans in hard on Pelosi's "Walls are immoral" comment. I mean, that's really insulting to the American public.
Posted by: WisRich at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (iooPU)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 07, 2019 02:05 PM (k1h6O)
a) not that easy for the FCC to yank a broadcast license -- requires a lot of due process
b) most televised "broadcasts" now are via cable, very few people still rock antenna's (although they're making a comeback). Cable is not an "airwave." There is no license to yank.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (GBteo)
Illegal aliens receive BILLIONS of dollars in "tax credit" payments from the U.S. Treasury every year, courtesy of the IRS.
This has been going on for years. They file using TIN's (because they don't have SS numbers), they report a small amount of income, and they claim all sorts of credits -- for having multiple kids, for being low-income earners, etc. They end up being owed money by the IRS instead of owing money.
The IRS has publicly acknowledged that it pays out billions of dollars every year to illegal alien filers, and that many of the payments are blatantly fraudulent (there was a story a few years back about an illegal alien filer who'd been getting child tax credits for something like 21 kids living in Mexico), but it refuses to stop the practice.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
.................
well shit! I really had no idea.. I knew they do fraudulent tax filings using some other person's real SSN.. but this.. Somebody needs to stop that!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 07, 2019 02:09 PM (so+oy)
"Willard" always brings to mind the Seventies rat movie. There also is a Michael Jackson angle. Just sayin'...
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2019 02:09 PM (iw59Q)
There is no way they will allow welfare to go unfunded. They will shift money from wherever they need to in order to cover it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (ffYR/)
Yup. Whatever it takes.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2019 02:09 PM (NFEMn)
He's giving the white supremacist sign!!!!111!!!!
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2019 02:09 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2019 02:09 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 02:06 PM (ffYR/)
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I would say the VA, but that's been funded through Sept 2019.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:09 PM (RU4sa)
A shitty unsurvivable platform with no mission. And we're building more instead of additional Zumwalts (with rail guns as should have happened at the beginning).
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2019 02:09 PM (Boy/L)
I wonder which loon the Democrats will pick to deliver their rebuttal?
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 07, 2019 01:30 PM (hLRSq)
+++++++++++
I suspect that if they get one, they'll have two ready to go. If it's a barn-burner, they'll have someone from the old guard offer a conciliatory address that says nothing. If it isn't, they'll have someone from the new guard go on the offensive.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 02:09 PM (I2dne)
ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR
Posted by: weft cut-loop
"ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR"
Ssssssh, ese.
"ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR ARR-ARR-ARR"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 02:10 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:55 PM (7KFE
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They ARE illegals --- and we should stop using that stupid term "dreamer," which is utterly dishonest.
Outside of the fact that ANY youngster can be called a "dreamer" --- (what about the kids in the hood for example?) --- the usage here is pure Doublespeak.
On the one hand, we're supposed to regard the minor illegals as innocent because they themselves did not decide to break the law. OTOH, we're supposed to call them "dreamers" coming here for a better life, which implies deliberate motive and action.
I hate that term.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 07, 2019 02:10 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at January 07, 2019 02:10 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (bcbK
Booze, coke, STDs, and meth will do that to you. Also, meth.
Posted by: Ruth at January 07, 2019 02:10 PM (RD7QR)
Also to become known as 'The Dead Fijan Cop in California Show'.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 07, 2019 02:10 PM (SgUT6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Pancho Vanilla.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 02:11 PM (9uM86)
Must be the white part of me blinding me.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:11 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 07, 2019 02:11 PM (RD7QR)
1040 EZ?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 02:02 PM (9uM86)
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There is no 1040EZ this year.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 07, 2019 02:11 PM (ZUkhx)
Oh...like the FFG-7s.
First time I saw one, it was like..."so, where's the gun?"
And then they pointed to the little 76mm on top of the deck house.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 02:12 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)
That's an improvement, but they've still got mechanical problems.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at January 07, 2019 02:12 PM (J+mig)
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:12 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Pancho Vanilla.
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All the great US generals learned their craft on the southern border. Its time to add this back to our general training.
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:12 PM (sX1BW)
That shit is sub-kindergarten level stupidity.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 02:13 PM (LL1Be)
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She used to be cute. And dinosaurs used to rule the land.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Granted most of this is drug related so it is under-reported, but still....American citizens (mostly women) kidnapped and pulled back into the drug cartels' web of violence.
Posted by: Diogenes
What would be the purpose? To blackmail others? Or to serve as carriers for drugs?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 02:13 PM (nEOLy)
I dream that Jesus comes back today and I giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl with unadultered joy.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:13 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:12 PM
But Blackjack Pershing would be ostracized today for being raycist.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 02:13 PM (0tfLf)
Must be the white part of me blinding me.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:11 PM (RU4sa)
She was blinded by the white...
Wrapped up like a douche....
Posted by: Manfred Mann at January 07, 2019 02:14 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 07, 2019 02:14 PM (vmAQh)
Also to become known as 'The Dead Fijan Cop in California Show'.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid
The Kate Steinle Variety Hour
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 02:14 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: Ace's Day Today at January 07, 2019 02:14 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 02:14 PM (ffYR/)
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Hey. I threw you a bone. I noted it wasn't a myth. Just because there is an investigation doesn't mean it is going to lead to justice. See Mueller investigation. Its a potential because its still in progress.
The cake, while it is still being mixed, isn't a cake yet. You have to put it together, bake it, ice it and then its a cake.
What you have now is a comment about Huber investigating from someone in a position to know - Acting AG. That's not nothing, its not a myth, but its not "something" yet either.
You're good, don't get you chin out past your ski tips.
Posted by: All AssHat No Cattle at January 07, 2019 02:14 PM (mAPRC)
Posted by: Manfred Mann at January 07, 2019 02:14 PM (7HtZB)
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LOL!
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (RU4sa)
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She used to be cute. And dinosaurs used to rule the land.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)
She's got a strong trailer park divorcee vibe going on now. And I wasn't kidding about the meth and booze.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (RD7QR)
Granted most of this is drug related so it is under-reported, but still....American citizens (mostly women) kidnapped and pulled back into the drug cartels' web of violence.
Posted by: Diogenes
What would be the purpose? To blackmail others? Or to serve as carriers for drugs?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 02:13 PM (nEOLy)
Sex slavery. Human sacrifices to Santeria cults.
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:53 PM (W+vEI)
I know as FACT one local rag deletes many of the 'Spanish-sounding names' from the arrest rolls.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (SgUT6)
I dream that Jesus comes back today and I giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl with unadultered joy.
Preach! It! Amen.
Seriously I mean it. Let the judgement come.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (0OmEj)
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Have you got your special They Live! glasses on?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (+y/Ru)
421 They are being equipped with a main gun so they can call them Frigates. No one wants to command a ship without a gun.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)
That's an improvement, but they've still got mechanical problems.
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Yep. The crew rotation planned is bizarre. Seven week rotations to keep her manned at sea. Weird. My take was the Navy wanted a vessel so that LTCMDRs could have a sea command equal to LTCOLs with respect to battalions for promotion.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (2LelM)
Alexandria Dunning-Kruger.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Archer at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (gmo/4)
The Kate Steinle Variety Hour
Angel Moms Against Drunk Dreamers
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 02:16 PM (LL1Be)
LCS = Little crappy Ship. There is no fixing that mess.
The Freedom class variant is the top contenderin the Navy's FFG (X) program. The LCS isn't a bad hull it's just the Navy wanted a lot of ship for a paltry 300 million, at 950 million ea for the FFG it'll be much more capable.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 07, 2019 02:16 PM (TAmPV)
Didn't we have issues with Americans being kidnapped off of our US flagged sailing ships sometime in the distant past?
And what did we do back then when US citizens were placed in danger?
Something about 'From the halls of Montezuma...to the shores of Tripoli..."
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 02:16 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 07, 2019 02:14 PM (vmAQh)
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I bet her and Robert Francis "Beto" O'rourke will have a good laugh over a couple of red wine spritzers.
Posted by: WisRich at January 07, 2019 02:16 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2019 02:17 PM (MAstk)
As our man Soona said on this very blog: Jesus is coming back. With a bullwhip. There will be running and screaming.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2019 02:17 PM (Boy/L)
Must be the white part of me blinding me.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:11 PM (RU4sa)
Wait. You're black? On AoS?
That's not doable.......Are you trying to rip a hole in the space/time continuum?
Posted by: Narrative at January 07, 2019 02:17 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (0OmEj)
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Oh, it's going to come, no doubt.
When...well...
I'm praying prior to 2020.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:17 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 02:13 PM
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Pretty much yes. Blackmail, drug running, to leverage family still in Mexico, you name it. That is why it is under reported. No one wants to come forward because of the drug connection.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 02:17 PM (0tfLf)
It's like when Openborderistas haul out the "Illegals commit fewer crimes than citizens" canard. It's hard to have reliable statistics on crimes committed by illegals when Sanctuary Cities 1. Don't ask about immigration status and 2. Don't report crimes committed by illegals.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 07, 2019 02:17 PM (O7MnT)
Granted most of this is drug related so it is under-reported, but still....American citizens (mostly women) kidnapped and pulled back into the drug cartels' web of violence.
Posted by: Diogenes
What would be the purpose? To blackmail others? Or to serve as carriers for drugs?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 02:13 PM (nEOLy)
Sex slavery. Human sacrifices to Santeria cults.
Posted by: josephistan
Please tell me that you're kidding.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 02:18 PM (nEOLy)
That's not doable.......Are you trying to rip a hole in the space/time continuum?
Posted by: Narrative at January 07, 2019 02:17 PM (F4u7C)
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Thought Chique did that already.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:18 PM (RU4sa)
From the comments:
++++++++++++++++
She is neck and neck with Heidi Klum in the battle for the filthiest old lady award!!
++++++++++++++++
Kate Beckinsdale has a new toy-boy. Sigh.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 02:19 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)
They're making a movie about my wife's cousin that was a bank robber.
She was trying to pay for her mother's cancer treatments.
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM (F4u7C)
She slightly edged out Pelosi in the public speaking category.
They tied in the Bathing Suit competition.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (+y/Ru)
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I have my reading glasses on, alas, no.
I do love that movie though.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM (RU4sa)
That's not doable.......Are you trying to rip a hole in the space/time continuum?
Posted by: Narrative at January 07, 2019 02:17 PM (F4u7C)
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Thought Chique did that already.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:18 PM (RU4sa)
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Are you here because you heard that we were gonna put you in chains?
I don't know what you're into, but you were misinformed. Guy who told you didn't know what he was talking about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Akmed Najjar at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM (4e+hS)
Baldilocks, too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM (cqNba)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:21 PM (RU4sa)
I've been told here for over a year in the strongest of terms that there is no investigation. No matter how much evidence I've supplied I've heard it endlessly from the nothing is happening chorus.
Obviously, they were wrong. I've never guaranteed any outcome other than there is an active investigation. That is the case.
Thanks for the advice, you might want to share it with the nothing is happening crowd.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:21 PM (/tuJf)
Don't remember his name, because there's no reason to.
Posted by: Miklos, like the sceptical little kid meme at January 07, 2019 02:21 PM (zCyNd)
Baldilocks, too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM (cqNba)
You act as if I pay attention to anything.
Narrative. I just stop in, fling poo, then leave unscathed.
Posted by: Narrative at January 07, 2019 02:21 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Archer at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (gmo/4)
Great for five years, then your arm falls off.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 07, 2019 02:21 PM (VaN/j)
semi-coherent argument as to why it is a good idea to bring in millions
of undocumented, uneducated, unvaccinated socialists from other
countries. Give me just one piece of data that shows this helps the US,
versus the hundreds of data points I can list to demonstrate how it
hurts the country.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 07, 2019 01:40 PM (7KFE
Feature, not bug. Leftists hate this country far more than Khruschev or Castro even did.
Posted by: West at January 07, 2019 02:22 PM (7Fa8Y)
EITC? Illegals don't file tax returns..
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Where have you been? One member of any 'illegal' family is given the SSN and files -- with lotsa minors. Check any regular tax prep place in Northern Illinois, and very few speak English. Some may be legal residents, but the vast majority depend on the 'poor widdle kiddies' and get some kind of family discount. EITC is easy-peasy and very profitable.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 07, 2019 02:22 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Akmed Najjar at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM
If you look at section a-32.568 of the federal tax code you will see that it's the highest tax bracket.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 07, 2019 02:22 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2019 02:22 PM (MAstk)
I don't know what you're into, but you were misinformed. Guy who told you didn't know what he was talking about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM (XSSCs)
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I really, really wish someone would try.
In any case, been here for more than a hot minute.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:22 PM (RU4sa)
Why did that guy get a Clip Board!?
Posted by: garrett in Fake Lab Coat at January 07, 2019 01:37 PM (LsI7g)
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'Cause it's official-looking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2019 01:38 PM (I2dne)
+++I can still see that one white lab coat wearing smirking pony-tailed man standing there. Grrrr. I still get mad about that put-on farce.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 07, 2019 02:22 PM (aWjrD)
"This is gonna be an address for the ages. I'm hoping they show plenty of
shots of Schemer and Nanzi filling their Depends while PDT takes them
to the woodshed."--Posted by: Calm Mentor
They've both declared war against the President's common sense measures to secure our national border against illegal invaders. Therefore, that's exactly what Trump needs to do now: give Schumer and Pelosi both a humiliating, public ass-whipping in prime time--and then proceed to do what he intends to do without them.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2019 02:22 PM (6Jh/O)
I have my reading glasses on, alas, no.
I do love that movie though.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM (RU4sa)
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I have never understood the love for They Live.
It's a viciously angry movie that paints anyone who doesn't agree with John Carpenter's politics as aliens who don't care for humans.
It's got its moments, but overall, it's also kind of slow and dull.
I don't normally hold a movie's politics either for or against it, but it's really hard to not do it with something that pronounces its politics so blatantly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:22 PM (XSSCs)
Granted most of this is drug related so it is under-reported, but still....American citizens (mostly women) kidnapped and pulled back into the drug cartels' web of violence.
Posted by: Diogenes
What would be the purpose? To blackmail others? Or to serve as carriers for drugs?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 02:13 PM (nEOLy)
Sex slavery. Human sacrifices to Santeria cults.
Posted by: josephistan
Please tell me that you're kidding.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 02:18 PM (nEOLy)
Exaggerating, but it does happen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Mark_Kilroy
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2019 02:23 PM (7HtZB)
Why are they so afraid to let him speak? Rhetorically, almost every time he does in a managed way his ratings go up.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2019 02:23 PM (VpIIl)
It's a viciously angry movie that paints anyone who doesn't agree with John Carpenter's politics as aliens who don't care for humans.
It's got its moments, but overall, it's also kind of slow and dull.
I don't normally hold a movie's politics either for or against it, but it's really hard to not do it with something that pronounces its politics so blatantly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:22 PM (XSSCs)
But didn't South Park do a fight sequence that was the same as the scene in They Live?
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:24 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 02:24 PM (vWMNq)
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The fight scene.
Why I love it.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:24 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2019 02:24 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Redenzo at January 07, 2019 02:24 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 07, 2019 02:25 PM (zmIJL)
Isn't it amazing that even on a thread that points out blatant media suppression and bias against showing any facts that contradict their Progressive narrative -- that the usual suspects whine and cry that they "didn't see it/hear it/ read it" from the media so it can't possibly be true?
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 02:25 PM (LL1Be)
I hope he points out that it took General Winfield Scott from March 9, 1847 to August 7, 1847 to go from Veracruz to Mexico City. (It was the first major amphibious landing by the US.)
It would be awesome if he challenges the Marines to do it in half the time!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 02:25 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:24 PM (F4u7C)
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lol
*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)
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The fight scene.
Why I love it.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:24 PM (RU4sa)
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That's, like, 5% of the movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:26 PM (XSSCs)
I've been told here for over a year in the strongest of terms that there is no investigation. No matter how much evidence I've supplied I've heard it endlessly from the nothing is happening chorus.
Obviously, they were wrong. I've never guaranteed any outcome other than there is an active investigation. That is the case.
Thanks for the advice, you might want to share it with the nothing is happening crowd.
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Right.
So its not a myth. Which is GOOD. Not a myth much better than Myth. This is not full vindication for the orgasmic fantasy of Hillary standing on a Gitmo gibbet. I'm still interested in everything you have to say, I'm just not getting out to party hats yet.
Posted by: All AssHat No Cattle at January 07, 2019 02:26 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:26 PM (XSSCs)
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Enough for me.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:27 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Gonads and Strife at January 07, 2019 02:27 PM (vtd+q)
*looks at Lindsey Lohan as Hermione in SNL Harry Potter sketch*
Drugs are bad, kids, m'kay?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 07, 2019 02:27 PM (oZ6kz)
If Obama wanted to rip a wet fart on TV, these symps woulda jumped over each other.
Oh, but his precious basketball brackets. Precious thing.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 07, 2019 02:27 PM (ikxxu)
*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)
I just can't fathom the brain that comes up with that.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:27 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: RobinKaty at January 07, 2019 02:27 PM (uaYXs)
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It will start with McCabe and Comey. Then comes Hillary. Then comes other Obama friends. Slow drip.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 02:28 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: A good start at January 07, 2019 02:28 PM (koNhm)
Don't care about race.
Just citizenship status.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 02:28 PM (cqNba)
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It will start with McCabe and Comey. Then comes Hillary. Then comes other Obama friends. Slow drip.
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If I'm being honest, I will get out the party hats for Comey. If Comey goes down, then its all going down eventually.
Posted by: All AssHat No Cattle at January 07, 2019 02:29 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:24 PM (F4u7C)
CRIPPLE FIIIIIGHT!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2019 02:29 PM (NWiLs)
Or, if you want to save money, just add their names to a proscription list and make Purge Night happen.
...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties
When is Purge Night not happening?
Posted by: Chicago Resident at January 07, 2019 02:30 PM (kfcYC)
Read this article that was just published yesterday. It is a very good overview on some of the stuff the DOJ has been up to over the last year+.
They haven't been sleeping and a lot of what they were doing was going after stuff that happened under the corrupt Obama administration and was buried. Now it is being brought back to life in a big way. And it dovetails nicely with Trumps focus on the southern border.
https://tinyurl.com/yd9mlt3w
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:30 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 07, 2019 02:30 PM (oZ6kz)
well shit! I really had no idea.. I knew they do fraudulent tax filings using some other person's real SSN.. but this.. Somebody needs to stop that!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
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It's sad (and infuriating) but true:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ap76fr
Obama even tried to give illegal aliens 3-years worth of RETROACTIVE earned-income tax credits:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ywvs5o
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 07, 2019 02:30 PM (fqUgw)
Don't care about race.
Just citizenship status.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 02:28 PM (cqNba)
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BINGO!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 07, 2019 02:30 PM (Rxduq)
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It will start with McCabe and Comey. Then comes Hillary. Then comes other Obama friends. Slow drip.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 02:28 PM (2LelM)
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"Some are saying that these indictments of misuse of government funds and resources for the advancement of one political candidate over another are political in nature. Some are saying that these indictments carry no weight because Trump didn't have his AG recuse himself."
-The 10 seconds ABC News will spend on the story when/if Comey goes to prison
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:31 PM (oh/Sd)
...are we talking full-sized skis, or the little tiny skis?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2019 02:31 PM (GBteo)
They haven't been sleeping ....
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Okay you know that has triggered a bunch of sleepy Jeff trolls now . . .
Posted by: All AssHat No Cattle at January 07, 2019 02:31 PM (C6xeQ)
Read this article that was just published yesterday. It is a very good overview on some of the stuff the DOJ has been up to over the last year+.
They haven't been sleeping and a lot of what they were doing was going after stuff that happened under the corrupt Obama administration and was buried. Now it is being brought back to life in a big way. And it dovetails nicely with Trumps focus on the southern border.
https://tinyurl.com/yd9mlt3w
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:30 PM (/tuJf)
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Counter:
The meme: Sleepy Jeff
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:32 PM (XSSCs)
CRIPPLE FIIIIIGHT!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2019 02:29 PM (NWiLs)
It was between Timmy and the kid on crutches, wasn't it....
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:32 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 02:32 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at January 07, 2019 02:32 PM (MkcN1)
CRIPPLE FIIIIIGHT!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2019 02:29 PM (NWiLs)
It was between Timmy and the kid on crutches, wasn't it....
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:32 PM (F4u7C)
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Jimmy.
Hard to remember, Timmy and Jimmy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:33 PM (XSSCs)
She looked kind of harsh even as a girl, but its a lot more pronounced now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 07, 2019 02:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Stupid Typical Fucking Moonbat at January 07, 2019 02:34 PM (6hpYn)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 02:32 PM (vWMNq) "
What's this about one of Barack's cousins fighting with Michelle?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 07, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)
>>The meme: Sleepy Jeff
Read the article. Read what Rip Van Sessions into motion.
Note the tie in to the Panama Papers and Alexander Downer and Hezbollah and Mexican drug cartels conspiring with the US DEA.
What if the whole Russia collusion thing was in part to cover up a boat load of criminal activity under the Obama administration?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:35 PM (/tuJf)
>>The meme: Sleepy Jeff
Read the article. Read what Rip Van Sessions into motion.
Note the tie in to the Panama Papers and Alexander Downer and Hezbollah and Mexican drug cartels conspiring with the US DEA.
What if the whole Russia collusion thing was in part to cover up a boat load of criminal activity under the Obama administration?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:35 PM (/tuJf)
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I was being facetious.
A meme is not a real counter argument.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:35 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2019 02:35 PM (/rm4P)
Hard to remember, Timmy and Jimmy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:33 PM (XSSCs)
Why you gotta memory shame?
I stopped watching the show when Comedy Central went over the top in hating me, so.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:35 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 02:36 PM (vWMNq)
@nypost
Female UFC fighter beats the hell out of mugger with cardboard gun
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You go, girl! Check her picture. I'm sure there are cosmetics involve but she looks like a vampire. So that mugger musta been not only stupid but blind.
https://bit.ly/2sggA3o
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 02:36 PM (+y/Ru)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ctrqgc
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 07, 2019 02:36 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:35 PM (F4u7C) "
You should do the correct moral thing and steal the show like I do.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 07, 2019 02:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: torabora at January 07, 2019 02:36 PM (GhOPd)
Female UFC fighter beats the hell out of mugger with cardboard gun
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You go, girl! Check her picture. I'm sure there are cosmetics involve but she looks like a vampire. So that mugger musta been not only stupid but blind.
https://bit.ly/2sggA3o
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 02:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Won't be watching UFC anymore with their moving from Fox to ESPN.
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:36 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 07, 2019 02:36 PM (oZ6kz)
you know, that's one thing that I never really considered adding to the list.....Just don't have a desire to see it all that often anymore.
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:37 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Tuna at January 07, 2019 02:38 PM (Phln5)
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Can he appoint Mitt Romney Ambassador of Cambodia or something?
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:38 PM (sX1BW)
>>A meme is not a real counter argument.
I know. But you should read the article.
The msm doesn't report this stuff but it is pretty amazing what is happening behind the scenes.
And there's more.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tuna at January 07, 2019 02:38 PM (Phln5)
You can't go wrong with calling the peasants "My friends......"
Trust me. It works.
Posted by: Zombie Juan McCained at January 07, 2019 02:39 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 02:39 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Tuna at January 07, 2019 02:39 PM (Phln5)
Posted by: JAS at January 07, 2019 02:39 PM (3HNOQ)
She was trying to pay for her mother's cancer treatments.
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:20 PM (F4u7C)
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Huh, that's already been done. Some Hollywood agitprop about healthcare starring Denzel Washington doing something like that for his sick son.
Posted by: ShainS -- 10-toothed-boobs-for-Trump survivor at January 07, 2019 02:39 PM (4Zr0J)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 07, 2019 02:40 PM (PFy0L)
https://bit.ly/2sggA3o
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 02:36 PM (+y/Ru)
That's just her mouthpiece.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 07, 2019 02:40 PM (glJL/)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 02:25 PM (LL1Be)
Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect is real.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 07, 2019 02:40 PM (hLRSq)
And yet if you read the article that is exactly what they are doing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:40 PM (/tuJf)
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Was that the one where he flew a 757 upside down while coked up?
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:40 PM (sX1BW)
Female UFC fighter beats the hell out of mugger with cardboard gun
Was her cardboard gun out of cardboard bullets?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 07, 2019 02:41 PM (TAmPV)
@nypost
Female UFC fighter beats the hell out of mugger with cardboard gun
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You go, girl! Check her picture. I'm sure there are cosmetics involve but she looks like a vampire. So that mugger musta been not only stupid but blind.
https://bit.ly/2sggA3o
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 07, 2019 02:36 PM (+y/Ru)
That's a stylized mouth guard. Andrei Arlovski used to wear one like that.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2019 02:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:38 PM (sX1BW)
He can't have Easter Island. I'm the Ambassador to Easter Island.
Posted by: John Kerry at January 07, 2019 02:41 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: ShainS -- 10-toothed-boobs-for-Trump survivor at January 07, 2019 02:39 PM (4Zr0J)
John Q.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2019 02:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2019 02:41 PM (NWiLs
Couldn't think of the guys name. Used to be unbeatable until he was.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 07, 2019 02:42 PM (glJL/)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 07, 2019 02:42 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 02:15 PM (2LelM)
That is bizarre... and silly.
Just turnover on ongoing maintenance will take days.
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 02:42 PM (NgKpN)
semi-coherent argument as to why it is a good idea to bring in millions
of undocumented, uneducated, unvaccinated socialists from other
countries.
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Why do you want to deny non-whites a shot at their dreams? It's not
fair that they live in countries that are not as wealthy as the USA.
There should be no borders because we are all citizens of the world!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 01:48 PM (W+vEI)
I really don't think it's about labor. I think it's a bigger, longer game.
I'm not going to suggest I know, but I'm wondering if it isn't the obvious: The total and complete destruction of national sovereignty, everywhere.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2019 02:43 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 07, 2019 02:43 PM (yL25O)
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He can throw a bone to the animal rights lobby by including alligators.
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:43 PM (sX1BW)
But a fresh analysis of the audio recording has revealed what scientists in the UK and the US now believe is the true source of the piercing din: it is the song of the Indies short-tailed cricket, known formally as Anurogryllus celerinictus.
Posted by: SMOD at January 07, 2019 02:44 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 07, 2019 02:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 07, 2019 02:42 PM (glJL/)
Yep. He was one tough sumbitch.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 07, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)
of undocumented, uneducated, unvaccinated socialists from other
countries.
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Well, since slavery was outlawed, this is the next closest thing.
Posted by: The Koch brothers and COC Superfriends! at January 07, 2019 02:44 PM (jOPBN)
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:38 PM (sX1BW)
He can't have Easter Island. I'm the Ambassador to Easter Island.
Posted by: John Kerry at January 07, 2019 02:41 PM (jp0Bv)
How about North Sentinel.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2019 02:44 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 07, 2019 02:44 PM (0OmEj)
Female UFC fighter beats the hell out of mugger with cardboard gun
In Rio, so the cops could apply a few boots to the head, too, and attribute the damage to her fists.
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2019 02:44 PM (X+nU7)
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:43 PM (sX1BW)
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Only if they come equipped with lasers.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:44 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Talcum X, with traces of asbestos at January 07, 2019 02:45 PM (+C1Sr)
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He can throw a bone to the animal rights lobby by including alligators.
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:43 PM (sX1BW)
...
or just announce mine fields in lieu of a wall as a cost-saving measure.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 07, 2019 02:45 PM (yL25O)
They truly are just like the Toons with the "shave and a haircut" bit.
Posted by: Roy at January 07, 2019 02:45 PM (fG1QA)
They haven't been sleeping and a lot of what they were doing was going after stuff that happened under the corrupt Obama administration and was buried. Now it is being brought back to life in a big way. And it dovetails nicely with Trumps focus on the southern border.
https://tinyurl.com/yd9mlt3w
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:30 PM (/tuJf)
Huber will come!
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain - Orange Man Bad, But It's The Only Jib I've Got! at January 07, 2019 02:45 PM (Clxcy)
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One wall only costs $5 Billion, a second and third wall really wouldn't cost that much. Probably get some ecomomies of scale. $15 Billion isn't too much to ask.
And if you can scale over 3 walls and two moats, maybe you are worthy. At least for our Ninja Warrior team.
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:45 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 07, 2019 02:46 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 07, 2019 02:44 PM (oZ6kz)
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lol
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:46 PM (RU4sa)
You really expect me to read ALL of that?
We live in a Twitter world. 280 characters is too much for me.
\sarc over
I read it. Interesting....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 02:46 PM (q8oeS)
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That wall would only cost $1 Billion.
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:47 PM (sX1BW)
https://tinyurl.com/yd9mlt3w
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:30 PM (/tuJf)
Wow. I will bookmark that one. See if anything comes of it.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 02:47 PM (vWMNq)
That's still 1 wall, it's just 2-ply construction. 1-ply plywood, for instance, is called veneer.
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2019 02:47 PM (X+nU7)
They are doing that exactly the way I'm working on writing a book so I can fuck Emma Stone.
We'll see who gets lucky first.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 07, 2019 02:47 PM (PFy0L)
Correct, it is not common practice. I was speculating that the Dems and networks would have a rebuttal because they can't let Trump have a speech without hogging the cameras immediately after.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 02:48 PM (W+vEI)
You really expect me to read ALL of that?
We live in a Twitter world. 280 characters is too much for me.
Condescension noted.
J
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 07, 2019 02:48 PM (PFy0L)
Their only leverage is to stopping sending illegals over to work on it.
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2019 02:49 PM (X+nU7)
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One wall only costs $5 Billion, a second and third wall really wouldn't cost that much. Probably get some ecomomies of scale. $15 Billion isn't too much to ask.
And if you can scale over 3 walls and two moats, maybe you are worthy. At least for our Ninja Warrior team.
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:45 PM (sX1BW)
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Any moat would require sharks with fricken laser beams.
Posted by: WisRich at January 07, 2019 02:49 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:49 PM (sX1BW)
It's called "fact-checking" now. All the cool kids are doing it - blindfolded, of course.
Posted by: Roy at January 07, 2019 02:49 PM (fG1QA)
Build two walls, sandwiched in between a series of American Ninja Warrior style obstacle courses. Whoever makes it over first wins a free ride home. Everyone else gets to try again. Endlessly.
We sell pay per view.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 07, 2019 02:49 PM (QDMg5)
Remember when 150 cops raided Deutsche Bank in November, unexpectedly? DB was the epicenter for money laundering as exposed by the Panama Papers leak.
That was the same month two sons of the former president of Panama were deported. The ex-president was deported in the Spring of 2018 and is being tried for corruption.
He also magically came into possession of some US intel community spyware that he was using to spy on all sorts of people in Panama and beyond.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:49 PM (/tuJf)
The question has never been IF the DOJ is investigating stuff.
The question is if there will ever be indictments.
ie, does the DOJ have the political will to indict important people on the Left? or is that only reserved for outsiders and their staffs.
Exhibit 1, we have PROOF of a Foreign Agent Colluding with Politicians in the US, to influence a US Election.
Steele and the Democrats. yet... crickets..
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 02:49 PM (NgKpN)
Did you know there is some weird Obama Biden crime solving book series now? It came up in my amazon feed. Or maybe a thriller.
Posted by: WhatWasMyName at January 07, 2019 02:50 PM (UNyae)
Posted by: ShainS -- 10-toothed-boobs-for-Trump survivor at January 07, 2019 02:39 PM (4Zr0J)
As if there's been an original thought in hollywood in the last 50 years........
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:50 PM (F4u7C)
Huber will come!
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain - Orange Man Bad, But It's The Only Jib I've Got! at January 07, 2019 02:45 PM (Clxcy)
Here, lemme take that crate containing the Ark of Bobama off your hands. We know just where to put it.
Posted by: Top Men at January 07, 2019 02:50 PM (a2xio)
They must be worried about it.
Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 07, 2019 02:50 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 07, 2019 02:50 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Gonads and Strife at January 07, 2019 02:51 PM (vtd+q)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2019 02:51 PM (NFEMn)
It's similar to how polls say the people want more universal background checks but no one really pursues it, the politicians feel more heat from one side than the other.
Except for the bit where we have background checks but don't have The Wall. I guess we're all Comfortably Numb.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at January 07, 2019 02:51 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 02:52 PM (RU4sa)
networks would have a rebuttal because they can't let Trump have a
speech without hogging the cameras immediately after.
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All weekend was shutdown drama with Pelosi and Schumer talking. From what I can see, there was no rebuttal to their assertions.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 07, 2019 02:52 PM (MIKMs)
Every day at 5, 5:30, and then an hour at 6pm. We're here for you, rebutting and narrating 365 days a year.
Posted by: The MFM Evening New at January 07, 2019 02:52 PM (X+nU7)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 02:48 PM (W+vEI)
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Yep. They will allow them to state their case, however flimsy.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 02:52 PM (ffYR/)
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Granted, I live in a privileged bubble, but I have not heard one person complain about the shutdown.
Trump should change his position that he will reopen the government, not when the wall is funded, but when it is built. But allowing for those who want to get paid now to be on the wall building construction team.
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:53 PM (sX1BW)
MSM for three days non-stop: Trump's a liar! Who you gonna believe, us or your lying eyes.
Posted by: WisRich at January 07, 2019 02:53 PM (G0vdT)
Just turnover on ongoing maintenance will take days. "
Once the sense of pride and ownership is done away with, and each crew only needs to hold it together till rotated out, it's gonna be shit like haze grey over duct tape, and undocumented temporary repairs, with a 'let the other crew fix it' mentality.
I had the fortune of going to the Engineering Department of the Great White Ghost after she completed her Persian Gulf forward deployed adventure. 12 month tours of duty, and held together with bailing wire.
You can do a voyage repair that isn't exactly permanent.
But only after filing for and getting approval for a Departure From Spec. (DFS).
Which then leads to a correct and permanent repair at the next availability period.
And if your ship doesn't have at least ten active DFS's on file, you're cheating.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 02:53 PM (cqNba)
Yup, that's it.
Short-term: imports voters that get Dems elected.
Long-term: imports chaos that necessitates ever more Democrat-controlled government to "fix" these issues, more transnational elite rich (think EU, UN) making decisions. Also, there sure is a lot of glee every time it's reported that US or Europe is predicted to be non-white majority in N years.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 02:53 PM (W+vEI)
He could start his own little cult of personality in one of the villages upriver.
" "Hey, man, you don't talk to the Ambo, man. You listen to him. The man's
enlarged my mind. He's a poet bureaucrat in the classic sense. I mean
sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And
he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. "
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 02:53 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:38 PM (sX1BW)
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I really believe it would be nifty if POTUS could appoint people as ambassador to any place whatsoever and that the appointed one would HAVE to accept. And then take away the Senate confirmation stuff, lest they protect their buddies.
What a hoot that would be, especially with someone like Trump! You better believe that people like Romney would STFU if they could be exiled to Equatorial Guinea at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 07, 2019 02:54 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 02:54 PM (a0IVu)
Yep. They will allow them to state their case, however flimsy.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
That they are screwing the pooch for 0.01% of the budget?
Posted by: wrg500 at January 07, 2019 02:54 PM (6nk7Z)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2019 02:51 PM (NFEMn)
Haven't been to that site in a few months.
Screw Drudge.
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 02:55 PM (F4u7C)
Heh. I'm hoping that Trump might be able to swing a really sweet real estate deal with Mexico in connection with the wall.
He's supposed to be good at that sort of thing, right?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2019 02:55 PM (6Jh/O)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2019 02:55 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 02:55 PM (/tuJf)
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Hey I really really over did it this weekend on the squats.
Blasted the F out of my quads and can't hardly move today.
Posted by: RBG or ACE? at January 07, 2019 02:56 PM (QDMg5)
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Honestly, I think most people know that most government workers are non-essential. They just don't care.
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:56 PM (sX1BW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjgORHvWZug
Brittany Pettibone (and Martin Selner).
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 02:57 PM (vWMNq)
if it isn't the obvious: The total and complete destruction of national
sovereignty, everywhere.
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Yup, that's it.
Short-term: imports voters that get Dems elected.
Long-term: imports chaos that necessitates ever more
Democrat-controlled government to "fix" these issues, more transnational
elite rich (think EU, UN) making decisions. Also, there sure is a lot
of glee every time it's reported that US or Europe is predicted to be
non-white majority in N years.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 02:53 PM (W+vEI)
When you look at how much Europe is falling apart, I am astounded we're not doing anything to stop it from coming here.
Well, not really astounded, so much as disgusted and furious.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2019 02:57 PM (a2xio)
And if they weren't chasing that gubmint cheese they would be wandering the streets.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 02:58 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2019 02:58 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2019 02:58 PM (r+sAi)
>>Huber will come!
>Welcome to my world.
Well. You are a Mets fan.
What is there for a Mets fan besides condecension?
Just kidding. I am sure they will make the playoffs this year!
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 02:59 PM (LsI7g)
>>Huber will come!
Welcome to my world.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Look all of us have been psychologically damaged by the republican party telling for decades things were going to change for the better -- ha ha ha -- once we had CONTROL!!!!. So, seen in that light, many of nabobs are just hunkered down in self protection mode. Disappointment hurts and leaves a scar because it tends to sap you of hope. Its only natural, try not to take it personally.
Posted by: RBG or ACE? at January 07, 2019 02:59 PM (Y0Vjk)
Orange man BAD, Mocha Man GOOD.
//News Directors everywhere
Posted by: sven at January 07, 2019 03:00 PM (qt4GF)
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He can throw a bone to the animal rights lobby by including alligators.
Posted by: SH at January 07, 2019 02:43 PM (sX1BW)
...
or just announce mine fields in lieu of a wall as a cost-saving measure.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 07, 2019 02:45 PM (yL25O)
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I Your Beloved Princess outlawed anti personnel mines!
Posted by: Zombie Princess Diana at January 07, 2019 03:00 PM (kfj5i)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
That they are screwing the pooch for 0.01% of the budget?
Posted by: wrg500 at January 07, 2019 02:54 PM (6nk7Z)
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By then they will have it framed a little better than that, but essentially yes, this is what they have to sell. I do not envy this position.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 03:00 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
He knows about govt shutdowns.
He caused one.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:00 PM (9uM86)
We don't need the whole place turning into the barrel.
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:00 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at January 07, 2019 02:10 PM (MkcN1)
burlesque?
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 07, 2019 03:00 PM (8D42x)
Trump makes a point of mentioning it.
Really happy he is since the national news will not touch it.
Even infrequent visits to sites that cover this, such as Gates of Vienna, can educate one on just how bad - really bad - it is in a lot of places across Europe. Hideous rapes and murders, people hiding in their homes, poor citizens on the street while "refugees" get brand new housing *and* riot because they want latest iPhone, faster wifi and cosmetic dentistry.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 03:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 02:54 PM (a0IVu)
Have you ever seen them in the same place? QED.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 07, 2019 03:01 PM (RD7QR)
I'm not falling for that. I still owe CBD oysters from last season.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)
German cops get beaten up by migrants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjgORHvWZug
Brittany Pettibone (and Martin Selner).
Includes a section from a pro-migrant propaganda film made by the cops. What a joke.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 03:01 PM (vWMNq)
the republican party telling for decades things were going to change for
the better -- ha ha ha -- once we had CONTROL!!!!. So, seen in that
light, many of nabobs are just hunkered down in self protection mode.
Disappointment hurts and leaves a scar because it tends to sap you of
hope. Its only natural, try not to take it personally.
Posted by: RBG or ACE? at January 07, 2019 02:59 PM (Y0Vjk)
Charlie Brown had some dignity about it. He knew damn well Lucy was going to pull the football away, he knew he had to try to kick it anyway, and he knew he was going to end up flat on his ass.
I don't fault him for his persistence. It shows some character, but that doesn't change the fact that he was a blockhead.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2019 03:02 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2019 02:58 PM (/rm4P)
Training is Indian wrestling with Liz Warren.
Posted by: Coach Miklos at January 07, 2019 03:02 PM (zCyNd)
We don't need the whole place turning into the barrel.
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:00 PM (F4u7C)
Bah. He who smelt it dealt it. [Sniffs armpits]
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 07, 2019 03:02 PM (RD7QR)
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No our position is TRUMP= RACIST!
OMB!!!
Posted by: Crazy Eyes at January 07, 2019 03:02 PM (t0Wjg)
Big-boobed Shep!-in-training Liz Claman has been replaced today by Susan Li of the Nice Lips. She is wearing a nice purple top that exposed her shoulders.
But, more importantly, she is not hyperventilating about anything, something Liz Claman cannot help but do.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 07, 2019 03:02 PM (8iiMU)
We don't need the whole place turning into the barrel.
Posted by: Sponge
I showered Saturday!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:03 PM (9uM86)
I claim this thread in the name of Slapweasel Industries.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2019 01:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Can I get a catalog?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 07, 2019 03:03 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 03:03 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2019 03:03 PM (bQtop)
or just announce mine fields in lieu of a wall as a cost-saving measure.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 07, 2019 02:45 PM (yL25O)
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I Your Beloved Princess outlawed anti personnel mines!
Posted by: Zombie Princess Diana at January 07, 2019 03:00 PM (kfj5i)
Ah, yes, Pretty Princess Dysfunction...
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 03:03 PM (NgKpN)
Barrycades.
What a jug-eared asshole.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 03:04 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 07, 2019 02:51 PM (NFEMn)
Haven't been to that site in a few months.
Screw Drudge.
Posted by: Sponge
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Yep.. dRedge is nothing more than clickbait anymore. Haven't been to that site since he went batshit after the election. Recommend The Liberty Daily but have you ad blocker on.. LOL
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 07, 2019 03:04 PM (HU45H)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 03:04 PM (cqNba)
Yep. Didn't see his shadow.
7 more weeks of winter coming.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 03:04 PM (LsI7g)
I just did call them today. They actually had a real live staffer answering the phone. It took less than three minutes for each call.
Call them, especially the Democrats. Increase the pressure to fund the wall.
Posted by: rd at January 07, 2019 03:04 PM (kfj5i)
I'm not falling for that. I still owe CBD oysters from last season.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)
Ewwww...They've GOT to be really gross by now.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:04 PM (F4u7C)
Loopy needs to provide the Democrat response using interpretive dance.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at January 07, 2019 02:10 PM (MkcN1)
burlesque?
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 07, 2019 03:00 PM (8D42x)
Anything in a tight BU T-shirt will do.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 07, 2019 03:05 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 03:05 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 07, 2019 03:02 PM (RD7QR)
Wait........what does Willow have to do with this?
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:05 PM (F4u7C)
Charlie Brown had some dignity about it. He knew damn well Lucy was going to pull the football away, he knew he had to try to kick it anyway, and he knew he was going to end up flat on his ass.
I don't fault him for his persistence. It shows some character, but that doesn't change the fact that he was a blockhead.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2019 03:02 PM (a2xio)
And Dr. Lucy Van Pelt was the epitome of modern Psychiatry!
She CAUSED his anxiety with the football, and then charged him to treat his anxiety!
PURE GENIUS!
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 03:05 PM (NgKpN)
I claim this thread in the name of Slapweasel Industries.
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You, sir, shall be hearing from out patent and copyright attorneys.
Posted by: Fleshlight Industries at January 07, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)
He's a Yankees fan. He'll never know he difference.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2019 03:06 PM (/tuJf)
According to Ace, the 'G' is for 'Grip'.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 03:06 PM (LsI7g)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 03:05 PM (0tfLf)
Drinking energy shakes after their workout. Major gainzzzzz.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 07, 2019 03:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 07, 2019 03:06 PM (AM1GF)
Really happy he is since the national news will not touch it.
Even infrequent visits to sites that cover this, such as Gates of
Vienna, can educate one on just how bad - really bad - it is in a lot of
places across Europe. Hideous rapes and murders, people hiding in their
homes, poor citizens on the street while "refugees" get brand new
housing *and* riot because they want latest iPhone, faster wifi and
cosmetic dentistry.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 03:01 PM (W+vEI)
I love the guy, but it's not sinking in. The straights don't hear it, and they don't believe it, because they look at their teevee and see how wonderful Paris is.
Nor is there any acknowledgement that major US cities are no better. They hear how cosmopolitan San Francissy, CA and Potland, OR are. If you tell them there are sexual assaults, shit on the streets, used needles everywhere, they don't believe you.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2019 03:06 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 07, 2019 03:06 PM (AM1GF)
I don't fault him for his persistence. It shows some character, but that doesn't change the fact that he was a blockhead."
What I do fault him for is his lack of imagination and willingness to just take it. All he needed to do is just one little deviation from the line to the ball, just slant to the side a little, and then just as lucy yanks away the ball, BAM! he kicks her right in the ass as hard as he can. And then he says "oops I slipped."
That's how the situation deserved to be handled. And that would have ended it, right then and there. Oh, she wouldn't ever hold that football again - but she wouldn't ever try to play that trick on him again, either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2019 03:07 PM (Kpl3J)
According to Ace, the 'G' is for 'Grip'.
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Good Point.
I forgot he has a fondest for mature women with a firm grip.
Posted by: Crazy Eyes at January 07, 2019 03:07 PM (T79ul)
Bright Side : She got her Fire Starter Badge.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 03:07 PM (LsI7g)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2019 03:07 PM (3UoRH)
She CAUSED his anxiety with the football, and then charged him to treat his anxiety!
PURE GENIUS!
Posted by: Don Q
And that's how you know Lucy was a Democrat.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:08 PM (9uM86)
I just did call them today. They actually had a real live staffer answering the phone. It took less than three minutes for each call.
Call them, especially the Democrats. Increase the pressure to fund the wall.
Posted by: rd at January 07, 2019 03:04 PM (kfj5i)
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Done:
Johnson: Yes on the wall.
Baldwin: she'll do whatever Schumer wants.
and
Gwen Moore: She'll do whatever Pelosi wants as well but the person I left a message with was like WTF?
Posted by: WisRich at January 07, 2019 03:08 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2019 03:08 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2019 03:09 PM (n2qRY)
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what does Slapweasel Industries manufacture?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2019 03:09 PM (6Jh/O)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 03:09 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 07, 2019 03:09 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:09 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 07, 2019 03:09 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 03:09 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Satan at January 07, 2019 03:09 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Satan at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (VckGX)
That is what I hope happens, but won't happen so I will take "we are building a wall using the military".
Posted by: William Eaton at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: m at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (5k7/f)
Posted by: Ned Stark's Head at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (3UoRH)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what does Slapweasel Industries manufacture?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2019 03:09 PM (6Jh/O)
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Good snark and most excellent prayers.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (nEOLy)
iirc, she took multiple jabs at Trump, then narrowly lost her reelection bid.
Gee, I wonder what her commentary will be like.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Crazy Eyes at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (DiC26)
Nor is there any acknowledgement that major US cities are no better. They hear how cosmopolitan San Francissy, CA and Potland, OR are. If you tell them there are sexual assaults, shit on the streets, used needles everywhere, they don't believe you.
Posted by: BurtTC
We HAVE GOT TO HAVE A WAY to identify fellow HQ members.
Because I'm not lifting a finger for a non hordian.
Sorry. I'm tired of trying to sound the warning siren after so many years.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2019 03:08 PM (/rm4P)
?
Posted by: m at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (5k7/f)
Oh, I see.
Posted by: m at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (5k7/f)
Charlie Brown had some dignity about it. He knew damn well Lucy was going to pull the football away, he knew he had to try to kick it anyway, and he knew he was going to end up flat on his ass.
I don't fault him for his persistence. It shows some character, but that doesn't change the fact that he was a blockhead.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 07, 2019 03:02 PM (
Billy Plson tried that on me. Billy ended up with a foot in the ribs. (Yes, I pulled the kick. I was mad, but not stupid.)
Posted by: rd at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (kfj5i)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (F4u7C)
https://tinyurl.com/y9d89b96
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (n2qRY)
I think he needs to change his name, clear case of false advertising.
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: wth at January 07, 2019 03:12 PM (v0R5T)
iirc, she took multiple jabs at Trump, then narrowly lost her reelection bid.
Gee, I wonder what her commentary will be like.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2019 03:10 PM (Z4rgH)
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Don't worry, CNN goes through a thorough vetting process to make sure the hate for Trump is up to CNN standards.
Posted by: WisRich at January 07, 2019 03:12 PM (G0vdT)
Haven't kept track of the Slapweasel Industries accomplishments fromthe ONT but what do you need? Might be able to hook you right up.
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (/rm4P)
Because I'm not lifting a finger for a non hordian.
Sorry. I'm tired of trying to sound the warning siren after so many years.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (9uM86)
Secret Handshake? Secret sign?
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (NgKpN)
Gird your loins, fellow CA Morons.
Posted by: wth at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (9uM86)
That's how the situation deserved to be handled. And that would have ended it, right then and there. Oh, she wouldn't ever hold that football again - but she wouldn't ever try to play that trick on him again, either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2019 03:07 PM (Kpl3J)
Roadhouse!
Posted by: Peter Griffin at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Fritz at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (2Mnv1)
Because I'm not lifting a finger for a non hordian.
Sorry. I'm tired of trying to sound the warning siren after so many years.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (9uM86)
Secret Handshake? Secret sign?
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (NgKpN)
No pants. Duh.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (RD7QR)
Gird your loins, fellow CA Morons.
Posted by: wth at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (v0R5T)
Loin status : Girded
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: m at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (5k7/f)
I thought we just sniffed each others butts.
That's what the Ewok said.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (zy5Ai)
Fuck is this bullshit?? President Already had at least 15 Oval Office addresses to date, they're squeaking about THIS one?
Hypocritical maggot gaggers.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (S/hVx)
Gird your loins, fellow CA Morons.
Posted by: wth at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (v0R5T)
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Is there even any room left for him to be worse than Moonbeam?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (ffYR/)
We HAVE GOT TO HAVE A WAY to identify fellow HQ members.
Because I'm not lifting a finger for a non hordian.
Sorry. I'm tired of trying to sound the warning siren after so many years.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (9uM86)
Secret Handshake? Secret sign?
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (NgKpN)
::
I'm not shaking anyone's hand if they hang out here.
I mean, no offense, but...
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 07, 2019 03:15 PM (CPk08)
Easy. They are all grey, rectangular and have a red number in the top left corner.
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 03:15 PM (LL1Be)
Because I'm not lifting a finger for a non hordian.
Sorry. I'm tired of trying to sound the warning siren after so many years.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (9uM86)
Secret Handshake? Secret sign?
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FGS people this blog is one giant unending series of shibboleths. If you can't figure out a call sign and response from the 50 million inside jokes circulating on here you ain't a moron.
Posted by: Crazy Eyes at January 07, 2019 03:15 PM (Q5tH3)
The idea that "Enemies live among us in disguise" is an ancient one, and common to most human societies, especially when they start to feel threatened and suspicious. It can be aliens, or Roman Catholics, or Crypto-Jews; but that is the intellectual soil where Inquisitions grow. And we'll always be fascinated with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2019 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)
After luring you into the cloak room? Man, he's been pulling that one for years...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2019 03:15 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (RD7QR)
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With laser pointers attached to the forehead.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 03:15 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2019 03:15 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: ro-man at January 07, 2019 03:15 PM (RuIsu)
..........
I didn't know she was gay.
Posted by: wth at January 07, 2019 03:15 PM (v0R5T)
Gird your loins, fellow CA Morons.
Posted by: wth at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (v0R5T)
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Is there even any room left for him to be worse than Moonbeam?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (ffYR/)
Sadly, yes.
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:16 PM (zy5Ai)
Because I'm not lifting a finger for a non hordian.
Sorry. I'm tired of trying to sound the warning siren after so many years.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:11 PM (9uM86)
Secret Handshake? Secret sign?
Posted by: Don Q at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (NgKpN)
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Be Calm
Horde On
Shirts
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 03:16 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:16 PM (zy5Ai)
lol..
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
There's a lot of ruin in a nation.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2019 03:16 PM (ZejZP)
Doesn't he beat his mother?
Shouldn't he be in London getting stabbed by moderate muslhams?
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:16 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Secret Sign at January 07, 2019 03:16 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:17 PM (zy5Ai)
If the 'Satan to whom they refer is some bastardized, sanitised version, as some 'satanists' do, then they are worshipping some empty thing, a concept not unlike the 'Capt. Feathersword, the friendly pirate' that appeared in an Australian kiddie show.
If they actually mean the Prince of Lies, then they are associating themselves with a monstrous concept of evil and misery.
Thus fa, when pressed, the pushers of this crap resort to the Capt Feathersword version.
They're simply full of shit.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 03:17 PM (nEOLy)
rick secret handshake will resemble, show us your titties?
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:16 PM (zy5Ai):::
Motion is seconded.
All in favor? All opposed? Motion carried.
That was easy.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 07, 2019 03:17 PM (CPk08)
Gird your loins, fellow CA Morons.
Posted by: wth at January 07, 2019 03:13 PM (v0R5T)
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Is there even any room left for him to be worse than Moonbeam?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (ffYR/)
Sadly, yes.
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 03:16 PM (a0IVu)
Moonbeam was a Conservative Democrat by California Standards.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 07, 2019 03:17 PM (MzcF4)
Posted by: Crazy Eyes
Pulls up to stop light. Guy on street corner yells out, "But first!"
"Honey, stop the car! This man needs out help!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:17 PM (9uM86)
If I were the President, I would simply seize the airtime from any over the air network that refuses to grant it.
As for CNN, who cares? Nobody's watching it, anyway.
Posted by: Evan3457 at January 07, 2019 03:17 PM (8X8pP)
https://tinyurl.com/y9d89b96
Good for her.
IIRC, Bale's dad is now married to Gloria Steinem.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 03:17 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2019 03:17 PM (bQtop)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 03:14 PM (ffYR/)
........
Well, he said he wants free health care for illegal aliens.
That's a start.
Posted by: wth at January 07, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: deadrody at January 07, 2019 03:18 PM (4nL9V)
Posted by: Crazy Eyes
Pulls up to stop light. Guy on street corner yells out, "But first!"
"Honey, stop the car! This man needs out help!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:17 PM (9uM86)
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Only a real moron if they talk about Rothko.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 03:18 PM (q8oeS)
*major points awarded for the first to get the connection
Satan, indeed.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 07, 2019 03:18 PM (JoUsr)
a) preparing one hell of a long blog post, or
b) writing the Great American Novel, or
c) passed out on his sofa from ___________ (fill in the blank).
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2019 03:18 PM (6Jh/O)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2019 03:18 PM (KCxzN)
The first time I met Morons in real life was a restaurant.
Some folk who I only know on the internet as WeirdDave, SpyPeach and DCinTowson.
Had no idea who they were, and the restaurant was crowded.
so Mrs VIA and I walked in carrying a six-pack of pudding cups.
Took all of about thirty seconds for us all to recognize each other.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 03:18 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 07, 2019 03:18 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (zy5Ai)
no one else would embrace that moniker.
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:17 PM (zy5Ai)
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Pantsless, "moron" t-shirt and laser pointer-wearing folks.
Easily identifiable and will keep non-morons at bay.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (LsI7g)
I just watched MST3k Girls Town on your recommendation. Jeepers. First-time MST3k, too.
Posted by: m at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (5k7/f)
>>Huber will come!
>Welcome to my world.
Yes, because sincere disbelief over what I read as a wish casting blog post written by a Financial Analyst is totes the same as being accused of not being intelligent enough to read the thing.
Not buying it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2019 03:18 PM (KCxzN)
Ain't touching the mic on the CDB radio.
Posted by: even Miklos has limits at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (zCyNd)
The first time I met Morons in real life was a restaurant.
Some folk who I only know on the internet as WeirdDave, SpyPeach and DCinTowson.
Had no idea who they were, and the restaurant was crowded.
so Mrs VIA and I walked in carrying a six-pack of pudding cups.
Took all of about thirty seconds for us all to recognize each other.
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See what I mean.
Posted by: Crazy Eyes at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (DiC26)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2019 03:20 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2019 03:20 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 03:20 PM (LsI7g)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (LsI7g)
Wait.
That's a thing?
I've heard of bleaching, but tats?
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:20 PM (F4u7C)
a) preparing one hell of a long blog post, or
b) writing the Great American Novel, or
c) passed out on his sofa from ___________ (fill in the blank).
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2019 03:18 PM (6Jh/O)
iv) Ewok nip.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 07, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Glenn John at January 07, 2019 03:20 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:20 PM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 03:20 PM (RU4sa)
Not buying it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (tVWQB)
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Wait...you thought that was a dig at you?
I was just making general fun about how people don't read past the headlines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 03:20 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:20 PM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Someguy at January 07, 2019 03:21 PM (h5Df3)
Ace is either:
a) preparing one hell of a long blog post, or
b) writing the Great American Novel, or
c) passed out on his sofa from intermittent fasting & the Ginsburg Workout (fill in the blank).
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2019 03:21 PM (KCxzN)
Did they show up because Ace slept in, or did they show up after Ace finally got up?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 07, 2019 03:21 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 07, 2019 03:21 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:20 PM (zy5Ai)
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LOL!
I read that as titless.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 03:21 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: RBG at January 07, 2019 03:21 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Someguy at January 07, 2019 03:21 PM (h5Df3)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHELVES ARE A MEME AT ACE OF SPADES!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 07, 2019 03:21 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2019 03:21 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:22 PM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (LsI7g)
And I ain't askin to see your anus, so I'm guessing that's out.
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:22 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 03:22 PM (LsI7g)
Posted by: Sjg at January 07, 2019 03:22 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:22 PM (zy5Ai)
a) preparing one hell of a long blog post, or
b) writing the Great American Novel, or
c) passed out on his sofa from intermittent fasting & the Ginsburg Workout (fill in the blank).
d) drafting a long sidebar post about another cuck!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2019 03:22 PM (W+vEI)
"...horrific shelving collapse in Lower Manhattan. Visible in the rubble was a dematting brush and a bicycle messenger purse, er bag...
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 03:22 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:22 PM (zy5Ai)
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This is the only place on the internet to do that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 07, 2019 03:22 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:22 PM (zy5Ai)
I read that as titless.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 03:21 PM (RU4sa)
Ah.........The ole pirate's dream.
SUNKEN CHEST!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:23 PM (F4u7C)
Took all of about thirty seconds for us all to recognize each other.
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See what I mean.
Posted by: Crazy Eyes at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (DiC26)
This story brings a tear to my eye.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 07, 2019 03:23 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:23 PM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at January 07, 2019 03:23 PM (XOi3t)
Posted by: m at January 07, 2019 03:23 PM (5k7/f)
Looking at pictures of Lindsay Lohan. She's around my age, but looks like total shit.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2019 03:23 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (LsI7g)
Posted by: mrshad at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (kkNqO)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (zy5Ai)
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If you can't figure out a call sign and response from the 50 million inside jokes
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I remember part of the tale of two who tried to crash a MoMe a few years back?
Telling friend/foe might be dicey.
Posted by: dDan at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 07, 2019 03:21 PM (q8oeS)
...
The memes have become aware of other memes.
If we use the wayback machine will we find Al Sharpton shouting about J Crew messenger bags?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (yL25O)
Thus fa, when pressed, the pushers of this crap resort to the Capt Feathersword version.
They're simply full of shit."
It's worse than that - there's a concept that interestingly shows up in almost every religion, good and bad, and even in our oldest fairy tales and myths, like an idea that is ingrained in our consciousness whether we like it or not. It's the idea that Powers hear you when you call them by name, even when you do it foolishly, even when you don't even believe in what you're saying. It's the reason why people who are considered wise in any culture have always advised that these are things that you do not fool around with. Because the power you call on just might decide to show up, whether you like it or not.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 07, 2019 03:22 PM (LL1Be)
lower manhattan? ace wishes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (GBteo)
a) preparing one hell of a long blog post, or
b) writing the Great American Novel, or
c) passed out on his sofa from intermittent fasting & the Ginsburg Workout (fill in the blank).
******
I worried Ace read that as the Gainzzburg workout.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (zy5Ai)
You mean you guys DON'T have the HQ 'mark' just to the left of your left, er, *shifty eyes*
... never mind...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 07, 2019 03:25 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: wth at January 07, 2019 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
Weekend at Ruthie's.
RBG is on her deathbed, probably unresponsive.
Her rulings are being written by staff, not her.
Questions:
-Are they forging her signature?
-In view of how batshit crazy things have become, if she dies, will they even tell us?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 07, 2019 03:25 PM (50uNw)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:19 PM (zy5Ai)
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I know what it is! And I much much much prefer it to being bahed.
Posted by: bluebell ~ NoVaMoMe: sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 07, 2019 03:25 PM (U5tDi)
Telling friend/foe might be dicey.
Posted by: dDan at January 07, 2019 03:24 PM (hwYmz)
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garrett demanding, "Show me your brown starfish!" should take care of that.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 03:25 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:26 PM (zy5Ai)
Ace always gets his anal glands expressed on Mondays.
Not as much fun as Flea-Dip Friday, though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2019 03:26 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 07, 2019 03:26 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 03:25 PM (RU4sa)
Did somebody call for me?
Posted by: Hope Solo, brown starfish exhibitor extraordinaire at January 07, 2019 03:26 PM (8iiMU)
garrett demanding, "Show me your brown starfish!" should take care of that.
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 03:25 PM (RU4sa)
Images of the gym teacher from Porky's lept to the front of my brain for some reason.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 07, 2019 03:27 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 07, 2019 03:27 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: SMH at January 07, 2019 03:25 PM (RU4sa)
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It probably would.
Posted by: dDan at January 07, 2019 03:27 PM (hwYmz)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2019 03:27 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Fritz at January 07, 2019 03:27 PM (2Mnv1)
I remember part of the tale of two who tried to crash a MoMe a few years back?
Telling friend/foe might be dicey.
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No way. Like the Nazi's trying to sneak through US lines on battle of the bulge, once we had a heads up there were infiltrators they couldn't handle the cultural trivia questions. The horde as years of, get this, "Culture".
An infiltrator couldn't do it, unless they were a defector.
Posted by: Crazy Eyes at January 07, 2019 03:27 PM (Y0Vjk)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:27 PM (zy5Ai)
Looking at pictures of Lindsay Lohan. She's around my age, but looks like total shit."
What's really sad is to look up the mugshots of Heather Locklear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 07, 2019 03:27 PM (vWMNq)
Thus fa, when pressed, the pushers of this crap resort to the Capt Feathersword version.
They're simply full of shit."
It's worse than that - there's a concept that interestingly shows up in almost every religion, good and bad, and even in our oldest fairy tales and myths, like an idea that is ingrained in our consciousness whether we like it or not. It's the idea that Powers hear you when you call them by name, even when you do it foolishly, even when you don't even believe in what you're saying. It's the reason why people who are considered wise in any culture have always advised that these are things that you do not fool around with. Because the power you call on just might decide to show up, whether you like it or not.
Posted by: Tom Servo
I've been in D&D crawls where that happened.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 07, 2019 03:27 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2019 03:28 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2019 03:28 PM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 07, 2019 03:28 PM (6nk7Z)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 07, 2019 03:28 PM (GEhPL)
Ace is either:
a) preparing one hell of a long blog post, or
b) writing the Great American Novel, or
c) passed out on his sofa from being buried under a collapsing eight-foot tall bookshelf (fill in the blank).
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2019 03:29 PM (6Jh/O)
Posted by: ro-man at January 07, 2019 03:29 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 07, 2019 03:29 PM (bQtop)
Florida Stripper Arrested After Threatening Mass Shooting
https://cbsloc.al/2CRLTrk
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 07, 2019 03:31 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 07, 2019 01:29 PM (M15N
Ahh. I like the practical approach.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 07, 2019 03:32 PM (R+IFS)
Posted by: IC at January 07, 2019 03:33 PM (a0IVu)
Looking at pictures of Lindsay Lohan. She's around my age, but looks like total shit."
What's really sad is to look up the mugshots of Heather Locklear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Plus, the amount of money that they have, that could go for sprucing up in a million ways.
Posted by: m at January 07, 2019 03:33 PM (5k7/f)
Hispanics can be of any race, ask Orlando Cepeda or Alberto Fujimori. Stop tithing to the church of the politically correct.
Hispanic is NOT a race.
Posted by: Anchovy at January 07, 2019 04:43 PM (B3kya)
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