The Morning Rant

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"So failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney took to the op-ed pages of the WaPo to lambaste President Trump's character, by which he means banging porn starlets and publishing mean tweets. Presumably, Romney doesn't do these awful things, which makes him, in his mind, morally superior to Donald Trump. But there's more to 'character' than this. For example, there's courage. There's commitment. There's leadership. There's not backing down, caving in to criticism, and sticking to a course of action when things get tough. To my knowlesge, none of these characteristics have ever been attributed to Mitt Romney. In fact, in recent years, Romney has turned out to be quite a weasely little Vichy Republican, kind of like Evan McMullin, but with not as much estrogen. Oh, and then he whines, quote, Trump's words and actions have caused dismay around the world, unquote. So why is that a bad thing? A lot of these guys, you *want* to have dismayed. I'm sure Robert E. Lee was "dismayed" by General Grant on more than one occasion. And no doubt the Soviets were "dismayed" by Ronald Reagan. That's what we call a feature, not a bug. If you're not pissing somebody off, you're not doing your job. Trump understand this. Mittens does not. There's speculation that this op-ed is Romney getting into position for the 2020 primaries. Which makes me wonder what Mitt's advisors are telling him, because I don't see any big groundswell of support for a Romney presidency. He'll find this out the hard way if he keeps up his weasel act. If he dares to put up a primary challenge in 2020, Trump is going to schlong him good and hard. Nobody likes a backstabbing coward."



Coming Soon:

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Romney 2020:
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Inequality? Yeah, I Got Your Inequality RIGHT HERE:

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"Those Damn White People And Their ( *rolls 2d10* ) Objective Reality":

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Social Media, 1950s:

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Because Nobody Pouts Like BB:

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(click here to see an even bigger pout)



Who Dis

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:13 AM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 04, 2019 11:09 AM (ctuyM)

2 Ah, the freshness.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:10 AM (6qErC)

3 Love that Mitt poster!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2019 11:11 AM (so+oy)

4 Mitt Romney is a steaming piece of shit.

That is all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:11 AM (UGqF8)

5 Well, yes, I am complemented upon that frequently.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at January 04, 2019 11:11 AM (ctuyM)

6 Walt?

Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 11:11 AM (XROPS)

7 Who Dis


Angela Lansbury?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (UGqF8)

8 "There is no such thing as Truth. Truth is a tool of white supremacy."

I don't accept that second statement as true.

You can't either, actually.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (KUaJL)

9 Goood Even-ning.

Posted by: A. Hitchcock at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (UGqF8)

10 But what if the little tykes were to fall?

-suburban moms everywhere

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (h5Df3)

11 So close.

Posted by: CA Token at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (NOXtz)

12 Nice "banjo" steering wheel, too!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (6qErC)

13 6 Walt?
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 11:11 AM (XROPS)


No,

#9 is correct, though.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (XjLIZ)

14 1. Romney stepped on his dick, bigly. He'll spend the year walking it back.
2. Reality is socially constructed and so yes - our current reality *is* white-supremacist (if you're a critical theory doofus)
3) That pic of BB is awesome. Hot cars and fast women. Yum.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (I2dne)

15
Failed Presidential Candidate Mitt's appeal is to the Kristol-French-Will cocktail party circuit. Had your chance, pal!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (LsBY9)

16 LOL at the Romney poster..

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (a0IVu)

17 9. Oh, I see it.

Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (XROPS)

18 I liked the Babylon Bee statement about Mitt myself...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (Clxcy)

19 But what if the little tykes were to fall?

-suburban moms everywhere
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:12 AM (h5Df3)
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Eh, it looks like there's mulch under it. They'll be fine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (I2dne)

20 Is the poster heavily copyrighted, or can I copy it and post it on his FB page?

Posted by: CN at January 04, 2019 11:14 AM (U7k5w)

21 Nonstop Romney hate is good for the country.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 04, 2019 11:14 AM (y7DUB)

22 Tom Collins

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:14 AM (aKsyK)

23 Top kid on right - "hey, look - I'm making it rain" as he pees on the rest of 'em...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:14 AM (6qErC)

24 17 9. Oh, I see it.

Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (XROPS)


I know, right? once you know who it is, you think, oh yeah, it couldn't possibly be anyone else.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:14 AM (XjLIZ)

25
But what if the little tykes were to fall?

They might learn something.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (LsBY9)

26 I'd like to know the stats for every occupation without those top 10. Has to be quite a steep curve going on.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (X+nU7)

27 BB = Bridgette Bardot?

Posted by: Shredder at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (H8V+C)

28 There's commitment. There's leadership. There's not backing down, caving in to criticism, and sticking to a course of action when things get tough.


Our motto is "live to retreat another day."

Posted by: Cuckservatives at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (786Ro)

29 We had that exact set of monkey bars on the playground when I was in school. I was only injured 4 or 5 times. Loved it.

Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (pMGkg)

30 Because Nobody Pouts Like BB:


I will see your Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau.

https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF8)

31 Why hasn't the Demonicrat Party run Trigglypuff or the lesbian screaming at the sky for office? I think they would bring a fresh, unique perspective to Congress. The fat, ugly bitch perspective.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (3sjI6)

32 27 BB = Bridgette Bardot?
Posted by: Shredder at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (H8V+C)


Right.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (XjLIZ)

33 So if there's no such thing as the truth, wouldn't the statement by the Pamona students organization, by logical inference, be a lie? Help a brutha out here.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (LGXGf)

34

What makes a Mittrat guard its Mitt?

Courage

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (aKsyK)

35 I'll wager that every male reader sat up right and tried to look down bardot's dress.

Posted by: Pep at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (dieCL)

36 (click here to see an even bigger pout)

Is she my Uber driver? Be right back. Getting a ride across the country. Twenty-eight times.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (X+nU7)

37 Why hasn't the Demonicrat Party run Trigglypuff or the lesbian screaming at the sky for office? I think they would bring a fresh, unique perspective to Congress. The fat, ugly bitch perspective.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (3sjI6)
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That kind of ecstatic outpouring only happens once they've consolidated power. Give it four more years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)

38 Mitt might benefit from banging a pron star. Might make his hair relax or something.

I miss jungle gyms. But I miss being limber enough to use a jungle gym more.

Briggite Bardot...yowza.

Who the hell IS that guy? I feel like I ought to know. Not George Orwell, probably not a movie star...who?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (RD7QR)

39 he whines, quote, Trump's words and actions have caused dismay around the world, unquote.


Dismay? Sure, as in "dis may hurt at bit, but you'll thank me later"

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (786Ro)

40 Melvyn Douglas?

Posted by: MichiCanuck at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (0W90B)

41 38: Hitchcock

Posted by: CN at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (U7k5w)

42 I'll admit, I did tip my phone up and try.

One day, technology will catch up to my perverted sensibility.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (pUDQf)

43 I'll wager that every male reader sat up right and tried to look down bardot's dress.
Posted by: Pep at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (dieCL)



I'm insulted. What do you think we are around here, Philistines?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (UGqF8)

44 I have nothing of substance to add, so I'll just say I like the Mexican airline Interjet because the flight attendants are cute instead of being chubby gay men and bitter fifty year olds.

Posted by: Vanya at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (DIPOh)

45 Wonder what caused the family name Hitchcock....

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (BXMxN)

46 That looks like grass and soft earth under the jungle gym. We had ours on pavement.

Those 50s kids were soft.

Also, Nicolai Tesla?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (fuK7c)

47 Who Dis

Sigh, the flower only blooms once.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (BrQrN)

48
I will see your Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau.

Is she a mime?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (aKsyK)

49 I was originally going to guess Tesla or Fermi. I would have been wrong.

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (wW03z)

50 Because Nobody Pouts Like BB:


I will see your Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau.

https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF

And I will raise my fill-in-the-blank to salute them.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (3sjI6)

51 27
BB = Bridgette Bardot?

https://tinyurl.com/y8pf9b6n


Posted by: Off the reservation at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (vWMNq)

52 Who Dis

Easy. You can tell by the mustache that it's Alfred Hitler.

Posted by: Anesthesia Occasional-Cloaca at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (X+nU7)

53 I can attest that most women would not and could not be a truck driver.

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (RU4sa)

54
Is that Walt Disney?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (LsBY9)

55 Last go round, I was amused by John Derbyshire who always referred to Romney as 'Will-ard'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (yAc+w)

56 30 Because Nobody Pouts Like BB:


I will see your Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau.

https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF
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that's more smoldering temptress then pout.

Posted by: WisRich at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (G0vdT)

57
Nick Cage

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (KCxzN)

58 43 I'll wager that every male reader sat up right and tried to look down bardot's dress.
Posted by: Pep at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (dieCL)


I'm insulted. What do you think we are around here, Philistines?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:17 AM (UGqF

Better than thinking we're Sodomites.

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (h5Df3)

59 Milla Jovovich and a young Nicholas Cage.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (/qEW2)

60 Anyone else struck by how profoundly racist and yes, white supremacist, that statement that "Truth is a too of white supremacy" is?

Like logic, and science, and... Truth. If these things are "white" then who's superior?

The problem is one of group-identity vs. individuals. The little racists hopping on that bandwagon are *personally* inferior and it bugs them.

Posted by: Julie Pascal at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (BD/yx)

61 " Trump's words and actions have caused dismay around the world"



Eh, let me know when you want to discuss Trump's accomplishments, Mitt.

Failure theater is all about saying and going through the motions of doing something conservative. Trump is focused on results.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (W+vEI)

62 'll wager that every male reader sat up right and tried to look down bardot's dress.
Posted by: Pep at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (dieCL)
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Give us some credit! Many here understand the value of reflective surfaces and would find a way to use the rearview mirror while maintaining subtlety.

Freaking amateurs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

63 53: I am thinking we should be banned from public office, these days.

Posted by: CN at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (U7k5w)

64 I will see your Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau.

Is she a mime?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (aKsyK)


Even better! (Except she has that cute French accent.)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (UGqF8)

65 I will see your Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau.

https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF


I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)

66 50 And I will raise my fill-in-the-blank to salute them.



So "blank" is a new euphemism? The "blank" monologues?

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (vWMNq)

67 Better than thinking we're Sodomites."

That's a lot of salt...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (6qErC)

68 Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (hjaPQ)

69 Somebody did a good job on the Mitt poster, tag line and all.

Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (pMGkg)

70 "There is no such thing as Truth. Truth is a tool of white supremacy."

So is this Nihilism, Liberalism or just plain stupid retarded shit thats all fucked up and shit??

I can't keep up.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (xqfqx)

71 I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)
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They live in France. You'd be pouting all the time, too...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (I2dne)

72 There's commitment. There's leadership. There's not backing down, caving in to criticism, and sticking to a course of action when things get tough.


Our motto is "live to retreat another day."
Posted by: Cuckservatives at January 04, 2019 11:15 AM (786Ro)


"If you won't satisfy our wives, who will?"

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (y7DUB)

73 I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.

They only get to fuck winners every thirty years or so.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (wCmLp)

74
I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.

French boys?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (LsBY9)

75 Geebus, Bridget was spanking hot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)

76 49
I was originally going to guess Tesla or Fermi. I would have been wrong.

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (wW03z)

so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (pLgt/)

77 Ahhh, c'mannn, man.

Don't you realize it takes courage to speak truth to power?

Sarc/off

Posted by: RM at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (U3LtS)

78 Oh, Brigitte. Can we have a Bardot picture every day, please?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (AzW6q)

79 65 French men.

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (BXMxN)

80 65 I will see your Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau.

https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF

I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)

French Men of course...

Hard not to pout once you see how... Manly... your choices are.

Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (NgKpN)

81 54
Is that Walt Disney?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:18 AM (LsBY9)


No. See #9.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (XjLIZ)

82 Give us some credit! Many here understand the value of reflective surfaces and would find a way to use the rearview mirror while maintaining subtlety.

Freaking amateurs."

Tell me 'bout it.

/marriedguysatthebeach

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (6qErC)

83 >>Bridget Bardot

Voulez-vous couchet avec Zod!

Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)

84 I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)

soap shortage

Posted by: BignJames at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (cxHbL)

85 Bardot was a SLAMMIN hottie when she was younger. Bodacious bod, serious bikini babe.

Hit the wall hard but very few women can avoid that.

I'm still more of a Raquel Welch man but props to BB.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)

86 What is truth? - Pointius Pilate
Em damn straight! - Pamona College

Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

87 70 "There is no such thing as Truth. Truth is a tool of white supremacy."
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That's because whites invented everything except peanut butter.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)

88
I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)


Pouty makes men go mushy. Momma didn't raise no fool.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (pUDQf)

89 So is this Nihilism, Liberalism or just plain stupid retarded shit thats all fucked up and shit??

I can't keep up.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (xqfqx)
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Post-modernism/critical theory. Everything - *everything* - is socially constructed. Things like logic, physics, biology, etc. don't actually exist outside of our social construct, thus they are also all mutable.

It is all the same "new socialist man" post-human Marxist crap with a different patina of academic legitimacy - which just shows you how illegitimate academia has become.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (I2dne)

90 so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla? "

Model S Owner's Manual?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)

91 Walt?



or Tesla.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (PJ6Dt)

92 I just binge-watched Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime yesterday. It was my last day day off before returning to work today.

I really enjoyed it. Good plot line, plenty of action, with minimal PC platitudes about Islam.
(Of course there were a few, but they seemed obligatory and thrown in just to balance the otherwise accurate portrait of the viciousness of Islam)

John Kracinski was excellent in 13 hours and this series as well. I suspect he is not as batshit lefty as his Hollywood colleagues.

Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (WXSv6)

93 Anyone seen the old video of Alexandria dancing on the roof? She reveals her inner crazy PR chick. Very bangable. But like Ive said, youd have to sleep with one eye open

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (6dvDu)

94 I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)

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French Men with French Hygiene.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (8XRCm)

95 We had monkey bars, over concrete, in my elementary school.

We survived.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)

96 But like Ive said, youd have to sleep with one eye open
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (6dvDu)

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Screw that.

Leave.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (8XRCm)

97 >>I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.


Reminds me of a scene in "French Kiss" about the difference between French and American women.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (W+vEI)

98 93 Anyone seen the old video of Alexandria dancing on the roof? She reveals her inner crazy PR chick. Very bangable. But like Ive said, youd have to sleep with one eye open
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (6dvDu)

"Gripping your pillow tight..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)

99 I will see your Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau.

https://tinyurl.com/ydbp9ftr
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:16 AM (UGqF

I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:19 AM (XjLIZ)



The Schlieffen Plan?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (UGqF8)

100 Hitchcock was for The Birds.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (VLfxt)

101 Who Dis



Hitler during his slicked back hair phase

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (OLCnA)

102 Love that Steven King thing. And the guy looks like a young Walt Disney.

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (mpXpK)

103 97 >>I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.


Reminds me of a scene in "French Kiss" about the difference between French and American women.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (W+vEI)

Or that scene from 'The Lover'...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)

104 Also I spent some time trying to craft a couple of interesting paragraphs at the bottom of the last thread and missed the beginning of this one.

There should be a term for that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)

105 >>Anyone seen the old video of Alexandria dancing on the roof?


No, but this will be the new normal as the social media generation enters politics.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:24 AM (W+vEI)

106 Who Dis



Bea Arthur - The Younger Years

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:24 AM (4RRDi)

107 70 "There is no such thing as Truth. Truth is a tool of white supremacy."

So is this Nihilism, Liberalism or just plain stupid retarded shit thats all fucked up and shit??

I can't keep up.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2019 11:20 AM (xqfqx)

The left is has embraced the flawed premise that 'your perception is reality'.

Its not, Reality is reality, and in fact if you misperceive reality enough, you are insane.

But the Left has built their entire worldview upon this flawed premise.

And as everyone who took Geometry knows, you can build a proof on a flawed premise, but it does not make it true.

Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 11:24 AM (NgKpN)

108 Also I spent some time trying to craft a couple of interesting paragraphs at the bottom of the last thread and missed the beginning of this one.

There should be a term for that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)

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Bah.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:24 AM (8XRCm)

109 That's because whites invented everything except peanut butter."

Thought that was a Canuckistadian. Or not...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:24 AM (6qErC)

110 this will be the new normal as the social media generation enters politics.
Posted by: Lizzy

Krystal Ball approves.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (VLfxt)

111 Also I spent some time trying to craft a couple of interesting paragraphs"

We'll be the judge of that... interesting or not, that is.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (6qErC)

112 Trump's words and actions have caused dismay around the world

'Dismay'. Oh, more than dismay. Why, there's been an occasional "tut, tut", as well!

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (X+nU7)

113 1 Walt?

or Tesla.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (PJ6Dt)


No. See #9.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (XjLIZ)

114 There is no such thing as truth



Minitrue applauds and approves of what good little comrades they are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (OLCnA)

115 I can attest that most women would not and could not be a truck driver.
Posted by: SMH
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Hey girl, how ya doing?
This is true. Hard for womenz to pee into a bottle on long haul trips....

Posted by: lin-duh at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (EeUIW)

116 so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla? "

Model S Owner's Manual?
Posted by: Anon a mouse


"Do not get batteries wet"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (4RRDi)

117 104
Also I spent some time trying to craft a couple of interesting
paragraphs at the bottom of the last thread and missed the beginning of
this one.



There should be a term for that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)


Firstus Interruptous?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (pLgt/)

118 In the 1950's our school's jungle gym was located on an asphalt playground. We learned valuable lessons in physics playing on that device.

Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (gmo/4)

119 Romney is, get this, working to make sure a Democrat wins in 2020.

Posted by: ... at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (9YWFE)

120 Come on man, law blow, I need nightmare fuel warning for that MiIT poster.

"We all grift down here, Donnie..."

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (oZ6kz)

121 I miss Willow

This whole changing nic's thing is for the birds.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK8)

122 >>John Kracinski was excellent in 13 hours and this series as well. I suspect he is not as batshit lefty as his Hollywood colleagues.


He's from MA and now friends with Matt Damon, so he's likely very Lefty; however, he did seem to become pro-soldier after making "13 Hours."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (W+vEI)

123 nice chart on the deaths on the job ... farmers/ranchers about twice the rate of cops, last I checked. And death rate for teachers has to be way low ... yet government workers retire early with golden benefits and teachers can never be fired, or even evaluated.


well it turns out if a teacher supports Trump maybe they can be fired, but too many are libs teaching the evils of America, the glories of communism. Cops and firemen and generally fine people ... but some of those golden benefits are becoming as bad for society as the crimes and fires they put out.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (Cus5s)

124 Ah monkey bars for kids. We had those when I was in elementary school. Also a merry-go-round. I doubt if there is a school play ground left in the country with either one of those. Lawyers!

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (mpXpK)

125 120 Come on man, law blow, I need nightmare fuel warning for that MiIT poster.

"We all grift down here, Donnie..."
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (oZ6kz)

LOL

Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK8)

126 President Rutherford B. Hayes had the first telephone installed at the White House.

The number to dial to reach it was 1.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (ctuyM)

127 Trump's words and actions have caused dismay around the world

'Dismay'. Oh, more than dismay. Why, there's been an occasional "tut, tut", as well!
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (X+nU7)



Not to mention a virtual epidemic of "Dearie Me's"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (UGqF8)

128 Post-modernism/critical theory. Everything -
*everything* - is socially constructed. Things like logic, physics,
biology, etc. don't actually exist outside of our social construct, thus
they are also all mutable.



It is all the same "new socialist man" post-human Marxist crap with a
different patina of academic legitimacy - which just shows you how
illegitimate academia has become.

Posted by: at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (I2dne)

Talk about over thinking shit. These people have too much time on their hands.As my great uncle Tony from Bayonne used to say....get a frickin job ya bum!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (xqfqx)

129 A person who collect beer bottle labels is a labeorphilist.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (ctuyM)

130 I miss Willow

This whole changing nic's thing is for the birds.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK



I say we stage an intervention.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (UGqF8)

131 116
so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla? "



Model S Owner's Manual?

Posted by: Anon a mouse





"Do not get batteries wet"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:25 AM (4RRDi)

I know you guys know i mean the inventor so cut it out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (pLgt/)

132 He's from MA and now friends with Matt Damon,


I'm way to big for friends, now. He's part of my posse.

Posted by: Matt Damon at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (wW03z)

133 Truth is a tool of white supremacy.

-
Lie is the tool of the NPC.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)

134
so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla? "

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I'd alternate my suggestions.


If you want a recommendation on Edison, Ill give you one directly.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (8XRCm)

135 No. See #9.


#9? Was that the guy three houses down from Patrick McGoohan?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (OLCnA)

136
I love this: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need ☭.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (jYje5)

137 I've been cited for inappropriate speech for saying Sophia Loren was a hot babe in her day. Happy New Year. Let no speech go unpunished.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (2LelM)

138 Romney is, get this, working to make sure a Democrat wins in 2020.



I hope he goes the full iJeb!, spend $120M for three convention delegates.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (PJ6Dt)

139 I miss Willow

This whole changing nic's thing is for the birds.



She's still willow. We just have to not give in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (fuK7c)

140 "There is no such thing as Truth. Truth is a tool of white supremacy."

Harvard Law?

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (X+nU7)

141 There's commitment. There's leadership. There's not backing down, caving in to criticism, and sticking to a course of action when things get tough. To my knowlesge, none of these characteristics have ever been attributed to Mitt Romney

That's just so brutal, because it's so very true. Well stated.

Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (q177U)

142 Nicolas Cage deepfaked onto Niccoli Tesla.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (ymnmz)

143 This whole changing nic's thing is for the birds."

Thus the Hitchcock pic...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)

144 so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla? "

-------

I'd alternate my suggestions.


If you want a recommendation on Edison, Ill give you one directly.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (8XRCm)





Shocking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (PJ6Dt)

145 I wonder if Bridget Loves Bernie?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (aKsyK)

146 That mustache is a MacGuffin.

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (786Ro)

147 Not to mention a virtual epidemic of "Dearie Me's"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


To be followed by outbreaks of vapors and pearl-clutching.

Posted by: pep at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (wW03z)

148 127 Trump's words and actions have caused dismay around the world

'Dismay'. Oh, more than dismay. Why, there's been an occasional "tut, tut", as well!

More like fear... fear is good

Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (O2RFr)

149 According to the Storm Prediction Center, the order of hailstone sizes is:

Penny
Nickel
Quarter
Half-Dollar
Walnut
Golf ball
Hen egg
Tennis ball
Baseball
Tea cup
Grapefruit
Softball

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (ctuyM)

150 Mittens has gone from dead to me to undead to Nagen in just one episode.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (7PllL)

151 Trump's message on immigration is sinking in:

An Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research poll conducted shortly before the shutdown began finds that both Republicans and Democrats are far more likely to include immigration in their list of top issues facing the country this year compared with a year ago.

Overall, 49 percent mentioned immigration in an open-ended question as one of the top five problems they hoped the government addresses in 2019. By contrast, 27 percent mentioned immigration in December 2017.


Hang in there Donny two scopes. You can win this fight.

Posted by: WisRich at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (G0vdT)

152 Good thing I'm not a reporter. I'd ask some serisouly fucked up questions to some serisouly fucked up people.

Mitt, did you purposely lose the election to Obama to get Democrats in power? I only ask because once again you're targeting a successful GOP instead of the Democrats. One might assume this is a trend and proves your nothing but a wolf in Mormon underwear.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (pUDQf)

153 I've been cited for inappropriate speech for saying Sophia Loren was a hot babe in her day. Happy New Year. Let no speech go unpunished."

Well of course. Sophia was hot long after the "babe" phase...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC)

154 124
Ah monkey bars for kids. We had those when I was in elementary school.
Also a merry-go-round. I doubt if there is a school play ground left in
the country with either one of those. Lawyers!


Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (mpXpK)

See Saw. you don't want to be at the top when your idiot cousin jumps off with you up there.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:29 AM (pLgt/)

155 We had monkey bars, over concrete, in my elementary school.

We survived.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK


You were lucky! We had monkey bars surrounded by a moat, filled with alligators, piranhas, and water moccasins. Plus, we had to fight the monkeys. Our parents knew what didn't kill us would make us stronger

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (3sjI6)

156 That turd in the punch bowl picture turns my stomach. Come to think of it Mitt does as well.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (MkcN1)

157 http://bit.ly/2SBnI5X
********
EXCLUSIVE: Sen. Pat Roberts Will Announce Retirement | The Daily Caller
********
Maybe HRC can run there

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)

158 Idk know a good book about Tesla, but I do know that Trump's uncle was the govt. official in charge of evaluating everything the govt. took after Tesla died.

There's a conspiracy theory there, just not sure what it is.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (1ISKN)

159
#9? Was that the guy three houses down from Patrick McGoohan?
Posted by: TheQuietMan


He was on The Beatles white album.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (aKsyK)

160
She's still willow. We just have to not give in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM


Whenever I reply to her I always change her nic back to willow.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (jYje5)

161 I've been cited for inappropriate speech for saying Sophia Loren was a hot babe in her day. Happy New Year. Let no speech go unpunished.

---------

That sucks, man. My bosses would burst into laughter if our millennial NPC complained about this. I'm glad I don't work there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (AzW6q)

162 You can survive the occasional flip flop. Even the President has. What you can't do is:

1) Beg for Trump's endorsement in 2012
2) Call him unfit for the Presidency in 2016
3) Suck his dick in return for SoS consideration, then thank him for his primary endorsement
4) Go right back to being a Resistance icon.

Mitt can justify this with Orange Man Bad all day long, but the fact is Donald Trump has gone out of his way to invoke trade wars and deregulation on behalf of the American people. Mitt Romney sees America as a corpse to be chopped up and sold to the highest bidder. In the end, focusing on the speck in Trump's eye is what Pharisees have done since Christ's day. And my only surprise is that RomneyCare thought this play would work in 2019.

Posted by: trev006 at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (Rjco7)

163 I know you guys know i mean the inventor so cut it out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM


Relax, and don't get so coiled up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (ctuyM)

164 According to the Storm Prediction Center, the order of hailstone sizes is:

Penny
Nickel
Quarter
Half-Dollar
Walnut
Golf ball
Hen egg
Tennis ball
Baseball
Tea cup
Grapefruit
Softball
Posted by: Duncanthrax

And "Holy Shit!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (4RRDi)

165 []"There is no such thing as Truth. Truth is a tool of white supremacy."

. . . "bedrock of western civilization?"
. . . "requirement for a functioning community?"


How does one exist in a community where "truth" is flexible?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (W+vEI)

166
I'd alternate my suggestions.




If you want a recommendation on Edison, Ill give you one directly.



Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (8XRCm)






Shocking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM (PJ6Dt)

Boy how did i not see THIS coming?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (pLgt/)

167 I've been told the toughest job is being a teacher. You must revise your list.


Oh wait, that's rate of fatal injuries. I thought it was the rate of banging your underaged customers.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (a2xio)

168 Damn, She's BEAUTEOUS!!!

Posted by: Jonnie Dougs at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (HgfgT)

169 Isn't the term "monkey" bars racistly triggering?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (aKsyK)

170 I know you guys know i mean the inventor so cut it out. "

Lighten up, Nikola...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (6qErC)

171 Mitt McFlake strong dedicated Republican Senator.

Posted by: Anchovy at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (B3kya)

172 According to the Storm Prediction Center, the order of hailstone sizes is:

Basketball comes after softball.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (X+nU7)

173 Relax, and don't get so coiled up.



You're making my hair stand on end.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (PJ6Dt)

174 So that BB upstairs is Bluebell?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (pLgt/)

175 170 I know you guys know i mean the inventor so cut it out. "

Lighten up, Nikola...

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (O2RFr)

176 We had monkey bars, over concrete, in my elementary school.



We survived.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK





You were lucky! We had monkey bars surrounded by a moat, filled with
alligators, piranhas, and water moccasins. Plus, we had to fight the
monkeys. Our parents knew what didn't kill us would make us stronger

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (3sjI6)
You had terrestrial monkeys? Wimp! We had those damn flying monkeys! That's how tough we were.

Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (gmo/4)

177 How does one exist in a community where "truth" is flexible?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (W+vEI)



Orwell's 1984 is a good primer on this topic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (UGqF8)

178 Gotta be my favorite Marxist.

Groucho.

Posted by: Owlsley'sDustbin at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (q/CQl)

179 An early version of the trombone was known as a sackbut.

* sad sackbut sound *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (ctuyM)

180 It wasn't the concrete or asphalt under the monkey bars that gave me pause for thought so much as all the monkey bars you would hit on the way down if you fell.

I remember a kid who claimed he had stood on the very top bar, no hands, and fell. I was never sure if he had really fallen, or if his arm was in a sling and his face was so battered because he had a bad encounter with some of the local hoods.

Posted by: RM at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (U3LtS)

181 EXCLUSIVE: Sen. Pat Roberts Will Announce Retirement | The Daily Caller
********
Maybe HRC can run there
Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)

I see he's from Kansas. No wonder I've never heard of him. Just kidding! There's plenty in Kansas that's famous. Like....corn and, uh....., flat.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (3sjI6)

182 So that BB upstairs is Bluebell?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


*hubba hubba*

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (4RRDi)

183 93 Anyone seen the old video of Alexandria dancing on the roof? She reveals her inner crazy PR chick. Very bangable. But like Ive said, youd have to sleep with one eye open
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (6dvDu)
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The only remotely likeable thing she's appeared in so far.

Seeing a lot crazy on day 1 from all the D newbies. Will be interesting to see how they handle actual work.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (Xvo1a)

184 yeah I don't need to see a poop on this site. I see enough of that every morning. and on C Span

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (G4vri)

185 Get job, pay some bills, a mortgage and a few mouths. Thats some hardcore truth right there snowflake.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (xqfqx)

186 124 Ah monkey bars for kids. We had those when I was in elementary school. Also a merry-go-round. I doubt if there is a school play ground left in the country with either one of those. Lawyers!
Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:26 AM (mpXpK)


Before we moved to PA almost two years ago, the apartment building we lived in in Fort Lee NJ had one. My three year old loved it.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (rExw+)

187 87 That's because whites invented everything except peanut butter.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)

Actually a white man invented that too. That G. W. Carver thing is a myth.

Marcellus Gilmore Edson patented in 1884.

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (mpXpK)

188 But worldwide, the most dangerous occupation is journalist.

Because one got killed.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (X+nU7)

189 Just kidding! There's plenty in Kansas that's famous. Like....corn and, uh....., flat.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male


Leavenworth.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (4RRDi)

190 Boy how did i not see THIS coming?"

Don't you know that any topic can generate ... comments?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (6qErC)

191 According to the Storm Prediction Center, the order of hailstone sizes is:

Basketball comes after softball.
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (X+nU7)



Yeah. When you get to Basketball, the shit gets real.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (UGqF8)

192 182 So that BB upstairs is Bluebell?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


*hubba hubba*

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (4RRDi) *whistles*

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (h5Df3)

193 yo mommy, wat with da rain, bitches

Posted by: Kemp at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (UaNIj)

194 Truth is the tool of Greek homos. Or maybe that should be "tools."

Posted by: Al Sharptone at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (hjaPQ)

195
Seeing a lot crazy on day 1 from all the D newbies. Will be interesting to see how they handle actual work.

Yup, they're gonna need a bigger clown car

Posted by: It's me donna at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (O2RFr)

196
I know you guys know i mean the inventor so cut it out. "

Lighten up, Nikola...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:32 AM (6qErC)

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Ohm my. Electrical puns.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

197 AIC over at Roissy's.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 04, 2019 11:34 AM (FLWDV)

198 "How does one exist in a community where "truth" is flexible? "

seniconductor engineers working with quantum mechanics I guess

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (G4vri)

199 -
--
so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla? "



-------



I'd alternate my suggestions.





If you want a recommendation on Edison, Ill give you one directly.



Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:27 AM (8XRCm)




Shocking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:28 AM

---------------------

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Topsy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (pMGkg)

200 Ohm my. Electrical puns."

Resist we much!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (6qErC)

201 I see he's from Kansas. No wonder I've never heard of him. Just kidding! There's plenty in Kansas that's famous. Like....corn and, uh....., flat.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (3sjI6)


To be fair, Kansas also gets credit for, "Rectangular"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (UGqF8)

202 Ohm my. Electrical puns.



They keep us grounded.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (PJ6Dt)

203 187 87 That's because whites invented everything except peanut butter.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)

Actually a white man invented that too. That G. W. Carver thing is a myth.

Marcellus Gilmore Edson patented in 1884.

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (mpXpK)

Ah but didn't a black mad scientist invent white people?

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (h5Df3)

204 Sophia Loren showed the goods in the French version of "Era Lui, Si, Si!". Unfortunately only publicity pictures survive. I think Carlo Ponti succeeded in buying up all of the French copies.

There is hinted at nudity in Due Notte Con Cleopatra, but it's an awful movie and she may have a skin suit on.

There are a couple of nipple peeks in Peccatto Che Sei un Canaille, but those are only for the dedicated.

Peak Sophia is the early diving scene in Boy on a Dolphin, which is also a thoroughly worthless movie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (fuK7c)

205 Oh and witches! We had witches.

Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (gmo/4)

206 What makes Romney such a cowardly shit is that he's attacking the one public figure that it's ok to attack. That's about as brave as people who attack Christianity because they know that, unlike Islam, they have nothing to fear.

Trump's only sin is that he has been more effective in implementing what people voted for him to do, than any president since Reagan. He has removed the GOP cucks' fig leaf and shown the real reason for their fecklessness is because they really are liberals underneath the skin and they don't want to fix anything.

That's why the left wants to impeach him. For being effective, for doing what any moral politician should do, ie. doing right by your base.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (/qEW2)

207 Intelligence is a tool of white supremacy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (+y/Ru)

208

It's better to be famous for nothing than to be infamous for everything.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (aKsyK)

209 What happened to pea sized hail?

Posted by: lin-duh at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (EeUIW)

210 I see he's from Kansas. No wonder I've never heard of him. Just kidding! There's plenty in Kansas that's famous. Like....corn and, uh....., flat.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (3sjI6)

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Wheat. The crop you seek is wheat.

Iowa has the corn.

Idaho has the spuds.



Fucking Coastals.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (8XRCm)

211 Peak Sophia is the early diving scene in Boy on a Dolphin, which is also a thoroughly worthless movie.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (fuK7c)


GFY

Posted by: Flipper at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (UGqF8)

212 I got a friend who is a Senator, yeah yeah I am bragging, he says he'll take Mitt over Flake all day long. Mitt will be a team vote.



Suggested Flake and Mitt both did missionary work on bikes before they had helmets.

Posted by: Kemp at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (UaNIj)

213 Nobody likes a backstabbing coward."
________________

Especially one who has already demonstrated that he's a loser.

Romney couldn't even beat the dim-witted Obama after 4 years of a shitty economy and multiple failures in Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc., not to mention the massive Obama sell-out to Iran.

Romney sucks. He needs to face that fact, and just go the hell away.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (fqUgw)

214 "Ah but didn't a black mad scientist invent white people?

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (h5Df3) "

Yes, the scientist Yakub. He created whitey 6,000 years ago.

He lived on Patmos, making him yet another Greek homo.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 04, 2019 11:37 AM (oZ6kz)

215 202
Ohm my. Electrical puns.






They keep us grounded.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (PJ6Dt)

Diversify!

Posted by: AC/DC at January 04, 2019 11:37 AM (pLgt/)

216 Mitt,
Please reference my speech to the 3rd Army in 1944 on why DJT is a real American and you are just a
LOSER

Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Battle is the most significant competition in which a man can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base.


Carry On

Posted by: George S Patton at January 04, 2019 11:37 AM (P6KKD)

217 Marcellus Gilmore Edson"

"Marcellus"???

Did he look like a b***?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)

218 212 I got a friend who is a Senator, yeah yeah I am bragging, he says he'll take Mitt over Flake all day long. Mitt will be a team vote.



Suggested Flake and Mitt both did missionary work on bikes before they had helmets.

Posted by: Kemp at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (UaNIj)
Is he a good Senator, a bad one, or a so so one?

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (h5Df3)

219 Nobody likes a backstabbing coward."
________________

Especially one who has already demonstrated that he's a loser.

Romney couldn't even beat the dim-witted Obama after 4 years of a shitty economy and multiple failures in Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc., not to mention the massive Obama sell-out to Iran.

Romney sucks. He needs to face that fact, and just go the hell away.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (fqUgw)




He did pioneer ObamaCare, so he has that going for him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (PJ6Dt)

220
Anyone seen the old video of Alexandria dancing on the roof?


It's cute. I don't know why they're saying it was an attempt to" smear" her though

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (TAmPV)

221 156 That turd in the punch bowl picture turns my stomach.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (MkcN1)


Yeah, I know. It looks so... real. Like an actual turd floating in an actual bowl of punch.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (XjLIZ)

222 1950s social media

That's my friends Joel and Greg up on top. Probably Cindy, or Ellen, who's almost up there. In the middle on the right, that's me. The boy in the back is my pal Tom. The dark-hair girl in the middle is Ann - I always liked Ann. On the left, the blond is Ellen, or Cindy, the other two girls I can't tell. Dark-hair girl on the ground is Liz. She was sweet; born on Christmas Day, poor girl. The girl awkwardly climbing is Sarah. She became a movie starlet.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 2/3 of a century is not that long, really... at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (8XBJ+)

223 207 Intelligence is a tool of white supremacy!
____________

So is competence, success, innovation, insight, ability, persistence, hard work, integrity, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (fqUgw)

224 164 According to the Storm Prediction Center, the order of hailstone sizes is:

Penny
Nickel
Quarter
Half-Dollar
Walnut
Golf ball
Hen egg
Tennis ball
Baseball
Tea cup
Grapefruit
Softball
Posted by: Duncanthrax

And "Holy Shit!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (4RRDi)

Forgot one...

Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (NgKpN)

225 If she actually did say that, I'm as surprised as anyone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2019 01:37 AM (miE9U)

If Hitch were a bit darker complected in that photo, he could be mistaken for Duke Ellington.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (nPGq2)

226 Kemp: You're friends with Roy Sievers?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (oZ6kz)

227 To be fair, Kansas also gets credit for, "Rectangular"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (UGqF
+++++++++
Don't forget Eisenhower...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (I2dne)

228 Suggested Flake and Mitt both did missionary work on bikes before they had helmets."

You misspelled "seats"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (6qErC)

229 A wolf in Mormon underwear.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (pUDQf)

230 Is he a good Senator, a bad one, or a so so one?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (h5Df3)


He's Glenda, the good senator of the north.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (T71PA)

231 If Hitch were a bit darker complected in that photo, he could be mistaken for Duke Ellington.


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it dont mean a thing..

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (8XRCm)

232 151 Hang in there Donny two scopes.

pretty sure the word for that is "binoculars".

Posted by: Anachronda at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (NmR1a)

233 Argh. Copy fail from last night. 225 was in reference to the Hitchcock picture.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (nPGq2)

234 221 156 That turd in the punch bowl picture turns my stomach.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at January 04, 2019 11:30 AM (MkcN1)

Yeah, I know. It looks so... real. Like an actual turd floating in an actual bowl of punch.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:38 AM (XjLIZ)

You don't always have to share disturbing pictures with us y'know.

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (h5Df3)

235 What happened to pea sized hail?
Posted by: lin-duh at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (EeUIW)
+++++++++
Pee-sized hail is just "nasty rain," I think

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (I2dne)

236 I have always found the tenants of the Illuminati prophetic. They warned us of a Bad Orange Man.

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (vtcmf)

237 232 151 Hang in there Donny two scopes.

pretty sure the word for that is "binoculars".
Posted by: Anachronda at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (NmR1a)
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Dang.

Posted by: WisRich at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (G0vdT)

238 Bridget Bardot and raise you one Sophie Marceau...
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Nice sammich..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (+ldAm)

239 The pilot statistic is interesting. I've noticed it anecdotally. I don't think I ever had a flight with a female pilot.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (/qEW2)

240 Suggested Flake and Mitt both did missionary work on bikes before they had helmets."

You misspelled "seats"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM (6qErC)

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH RETARDED MORMON GUYS WHO LOVE SODOMY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)

241 To be fair, Kansas also gets credit for, "Rectangular"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (UGqF
+++++++++
Don't forget Eisenhower...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM/i]


R. Lee Ermey

Kansas ftw!

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (786Ro)

242 Walt Disney


what do I win????????????????

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (9HuGt)

243 ...

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (786Ro)

244 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (/qEW2)

( *golf clap* )

Very well stated. I wish I had incorporated that into the rant.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (XjLIZ)

245 Romney couldn't even beat the dim-witted Obama after 4 years of a shitty economy and multiple failures in Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc., not to mention the massive Obama sell-out to Iran.

To be fair, he had to dive hard after that first debate to pull out the loss.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (X+nU7)

246 I am doing IM, started about 4 days ago and the turd in the punch bowl pic completely killed my hunger. So thank you, OM!

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (a0IVu)

247
Actually a white man invented that too. That G. W. Carver thing is a myth.

Marcellus Gilmore Edson patented in 1884.

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 11:33 AM (mpXpK)

Ah but didn't a black mad scientist invent white people?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (h5Df3)

Wakanda crap ya spoutin there?

Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (NgKpN)

248 "165
[]"There is no such thing as Truth. Truth is a tool of white supremacy."



. . . "bedrock of western civilization?"

. . . "requirement for a functioning community?"





How does one exist in a community where "truth" is flexible?





Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM (W+vEI)"
...
Easy! One aims to exist *in charge of everyone else*, because the denying the existence of objective reality is a pretty damn powerful ideological tool.
If there is no truth, then there is no reason not to change your position every two weeks to whatever gives you an advantage at the moment. That it drives your opponents bonkers, makes them self identify, and humiliates them once you have the power to force them to go along with it is just a bonus.
It's also the key element that allows them to make the most out of the "we're always right because we're better than you" thing. These two ideas are pretty much the only thing the progs believe in.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (67XdO)

249

Republican Sen. Ted Cruz and Republican Rep Francis Rooney have introduced a constitutional amendment that would impose term limits on members of Congress.

The proposal would apply to members of both the House and Senate.

The proposal restricts senators to two six-year terms and House members to three two-year terms.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (aKsyK)

250 246 I am doing IM, started about 4 days ago and the turd in the punch bowl pic completely killed my hunger. So thank you, OM!

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (a0IVu)

Sigh...IF, not IM.

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (a0IVu)

251
Ah but didn't a black mad scientist invent white people?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (h5Df3)

Wakanda crap ya spoutin there?

Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (NgKpN)

Nation of Islam I think.

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (h5Df3)

252 Walt Disney


what do I win????????????????
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (9HuGt)

----

womp womp

The Man Who Knew Too Much



*SWIDT?

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (8XRCm)

253 242 Walt Disney
what do I win????????????????
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An 8x10 glossy of Alfred Hitchcock.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 04, 2019 11:44 AM (hjaPQ)

254 To be fair, Kansas also gets credit for, "Rectangular" "

Carry on...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)

255 EM-PUNCHBOWL FOADDY-FI!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 04, 2019 11:44 AM (AzW6q)

256 You don't always have to share disturbing pictures with us y'know.

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (h5Df3)


Yeah, I know. I get that from Mrs. Muse all the time. Perhaps I should take your advice.

But there's this little devil in me that says, "look at this one! It's really disgusting. Everyone needs to see how disgusting it is, so put it up on the blog, and they'll be grossed out, too."

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 11:45 AM (XjLIZ)

257 MITT huh? Who does the Horde have to run a train on to defeat him?

*Fingers crossed for 1950s-1960s Joan Collins.*

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 04, 2019 11:45 AM (p0nVR)

258
There is no such thing as Truth. Truth is a tool of white supremacy."

If there is no truth then there are no lies.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:45 AM (TAmPV)

259 Romney had a shot at one point but he faced one of those defining moments and retreated from it.

He had arguably won the first debate. It was in that second (I think) debate, and he made a pretty strong statement, but the debate moderator ( a lady whose name I don't recall right now) told him he was wrong. That was his time to fire right back at her ("No, ma'am, YOU are wrong, and fact check it after the debate if you like. And your job is to moderate, not parrot Democrat talking points, etc. etc.)

He didn't. He visibly flinched and then retreated - to be harsh, like a new prison fish who was just tested and failed. I remember thinking, "He's done."

Posted by: RM at January 04, 2019 11:45 AM (U3LtS)

260 We just had a national election the people of the USA voted to elect people who said they would not pass legislation to build a wall
Trump seems to think he should go against their wishes

Posted by: No at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (kFwui)

261 EM . . . uhhh. . . uhhhh. . . uhhhhhh. . . FOADDY-FI!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (H7LIz)

262 251
Ah but didn't a black mad scientist invent white people?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (h5Df3)

Wakanda crap ya spoutin there?

Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 11:42 AM (NgKpN)

Nation of Islam I think.
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (h5Df3)

Dat's Rite...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (bcbK8)

263 -
--
To be fair, Kansas also gets credit for, "Rectangular"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 04, 2019 11:35 AM (UGqF

+++++++++

Don't forget Eisenhower...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:39 AM/i]





R. Lee Ermey



Kansas ftw!

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM

-------------------

White Castle

Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (pMGkg)

264 You don't always have to share disturbing pictures with us y'know.


Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:40 AM (h5Df3)

Yeah. No more Eichman pictures. I have small children.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (t6MX/)

265 The pilot statistic is interesting. I've noticed it anecdotally. I don't think I ever had a flight with a female pilot.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 11:41 AM (/qEW2)
++++++++++++
I had one once, through a weird confluence of events. I was on a United flight from SFO to DEN and we were about to push away from the gate when the pilot comes on and says, "I hate to do this to you folks, but I have to leave. I just got some family news and I have to stay here - and trust me, you don't want me flying this plane right now, anyway. I have talked with our dispatch office and they're trying to find you a new pilot to get you to Denver, but it isn't go to me."

Then he left. Thankfully, DEN is a United hub and they found us another pilot within a half hour. She was a woman and we took off as soon as she got there. Oddest thing I have encountered on a commercial flight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (I2dne)

266 >>254 To be fair, Kansas also gets credit for, "Rectangular"

It also gets credit for the buffet at the Sirloin Stockade on Plum Street, in Hutchinson.

Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)

267 Nolte's article on Romney is the best so far IMO. Bottom line is Romney is an idiot.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 11:46 AM (rjGUv)

268
We called those, ironically, the "oppression bars"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

269 AOC. duh. I was blind ed by her breast s

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 04, 2019 11:47 AM (FLWDV)

270 249: Kabuki, and Ted will run for a third. What a joke!

Posted by: CN at January 04, 2019 11:47 AM (U7k5w)

271 i loved the jungle gym.....i would climb to the top and stand .....and then i fell....hit my neck on all three rungs....i was in 3rd grade....no one saw it happen......so i didn't get any sympathy or medical attention ...a couple of days later....i was standing at the top again.....#junglegymsurvivor1973

Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy 10th day of Christmas at January 04, 2019 11:47 AM (0O7c5)

272 Some sewage leaked out of the Huffington Post site. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (H7LIz)

273 11th

Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy 11th day of Christmas at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (0O7c5)

274
That 'reverse image search' feature is just a little disturbing.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (jYje5)

275 Fishing is the most dangerous industry?

How many goddamn fish hooks does it take for someone to know that hooks can hurt your skin?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (l9j6P)

276 Now the left wing scrunts are passing a bill to require 10 years of tax returns for President and VP...LOL

DOA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (bim/x)

277

If there is no such thing as Truth, then I can rape the ever living shit out of you with some torture thrown in and that will be Not True?

Excelleeeeennnnntttttttttt...

Posted by: Jeffy Dahmer at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (n2qRY)

278 J U N G L E G Y M ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Posted by: Perpetually Offended Black Man at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (H7LIz)

279 We just had a national election the people of the USA voted to elect people who said they would not pass legislation to build a wall


You don't actually know much about our political system, do you Joe?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (PJ6Dt)

280 Now the left wing scrunts are passing a bill to require 10 years of tax returns for President and VP...LOL

DOA
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (bim/x)
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hahahahahahahah. This will backfire. Trump probably has nothing to fear from this but literally *every* other potential candidate definitely does. It's like they can't help but step on every rake in sight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (I2dne)

281
I just binge-watched Jack Ryan on Amazon Prime yesterday. It was my last day day off before returning to work today.

I really enjoyed it. Good plot line, plenty of action, with minimal PC platitudes about Islam.
(Of course there were a few, but they seemed obligatory and thrown in just to balance the otherwise accurate portrait of the viciousness of Islam)

John Kracinski was excellent in 13 hours and this series as well. I suspect he is not as batshit lefty as his Hollywood colleagues.

Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (WXSv6)






My brother insisted that I start watching it while I was out at his place for Christmas, and I finished the last episode last weekend. Damned good series, for the same reasons you stated.

One quibble though. The terrorist plot is rather complex and technically proficient to be the product of mohammedans. Which is fine for Hollywood and effective drama, but it doesn't really jive with reality. In fact, the season finale is kind of what inspired my mohammedan rant earlier this morning on the Morning Report thread.

Still, the series is worth watching.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (veoSD)

282 This fits in nicely here.

Western science must be done away with entirely!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=C9SiRNibD14

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)

283 249

Republican Sen. Ted Cruz and Republican Rep Francis Rooney have introduced a constitutional amendment that would impose term limits on members of Congress.

The proposal would apply to members of both the House and Senate.

The proposal restricts senators to two six-year terms and House members to three two-year terms.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 11:43 AM (aKsyK)

Not sure how I feel about a Rep's entire tenure potentially occurring during a single presidential administration. I sort of would prefer the symmetry of both Reps and senators having the same max tenure.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (KUaJL)

284 Good Morning, "No". Have finished picking the lint from your belly button already?

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (786Ro)

285
Fishing is the most dangerous industry?

If your ship goes down or you go overboard in the Northern seas, you're likely a goner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:50 AM (LsBY9)

286 Wizard: The Life And Times Of Nikola Tesla is the best one that I've come across.

Posted by: CA Token at January 04, 2019 11:50 AM (NOXtz)

287
Fishing is the most dangerous industry?


I can see where being on the ocean in something that floats might be dangerous.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:50 AM (TAmPV)

288 >>Still, the series is worth watching. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2019 11:49 AM (veoSD)

Nothing wrong with the series that couldn't have been improved by a couple of strafing Messerschmidts.

Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (Bdeb0)

289 One quibble though. The terrorist plot is rather complex and technically proficient to be the product of mohammedans.

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Well. My quibble was the future Mrs Jack Ryan was a bit of a heifer.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (8XRCm)

290 Of course all the irony meters are long broken, and it's a vast wasteland of civic illiteracy and mindless tribalism in the place of thinking out there, but as Steve and Cold Bear and others have noted, Trump has the greatest political integrity of any recent political figure (possibly). Only one even in the same category would be Reagan.


And for fun, let's review the International Dismay Index, briefly.


Japan (major country/economy, unique category but within it a solid ally since You Know When) - um, in a characteristically quiet way, thrilled to death with Trump, mostly because of his confronting China, after a long period of indulgence and then outright weakness under Obama, just as Beijing was entering a much more aggressive phase.


Eastern Europe - Poland, Czech Rep., Hungary. Um, no exaggeration to say thrilled with Trump, for lots of reasons. Poland has offered to host transferred NATO facilities from Germany at a "Fort Trump", to give some flavor of the prevailing feelings about the crass NYC real estate developer there.


Other Europe - Austria, Italy, themselves struggling to chart a Trumpian course on several issues, openly align themselves with some of Trump's most "controversial" themes and moves.


Middle East - the incredible de facto Israeli/Sunni Arab alliance that Obama's idiocy helped forge is ecstatic about Trump's wise move to reciprocate Iran's hostility and accept the war that toxic regime has unleashed on us for a generation.


Brazil - largest country and economy south of the border - just inaugurated an open Trump fan who is likely to make Trump look shy and moderate in his breaking with stupid, destructive "mainstream" assumptions and policies.


Whoever is advising Mitt on foreign policy might want to get out more.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (QDnY+)

291 Wheat. The crop you seek is wheat.

Iowa has the corn.

Idaho has the spuds.

Fucking Coastals.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:36 AM (8XRCm)

Ahem! Kansas produces the 7th largest amount of corn of all States in the United States. Kansas: We're not just for wheat anymore!--Kansas COC.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (3sjI6)

292 Bah.
Posted by: fixerupper
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Scrooged

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (yAc+w)

293 Boy how did i not see THIS coming?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2019 11:31 AM


#ResistanceIsFutile

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (ctuyM)

294
John Kracinski was excellent in 13 hours and this series as well. I suspect he is not as batshit lefty as his Hollywood colleagues.

Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (WXSv6)


He's good friends with Jimmy Kimmel, and his first main picture after leaving The Office was that anti-Fracking drama that nobody remembers.

I highly doubt he's anything to the right of standard hollywood leftist.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (KUaJL)

295 Interesting connection to Walt Disney and the art thread. I would like to see the art post feature Tyrus Wong who created the artwork style for Bambi. His is an amazing story of a super talented Chinese -American who really didn't get his due credit.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (rjGUv)

296 I can see where being on the ocean in something that floats might be dangerous.


I think it's when it stops floating that the danger really kicks in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (fuK7c)

297 We just had a national election"

Really? 'cause "we" had local and state elections last fall, so...

how'd that russia thing work out?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (6qErC)

298 Good Morning, "No". Have finished picking the lint from your belly button already?
Posted by: Hands

I'm not done eating it yet though...

..No, just No...

Posted by: Bruce at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (8ikIW)

299 I wouldn't emulate Trump's personal life, but as far as the Presidency at this time goes, he has demonstrated more character than almost any of our other options would have. Case in point - not backing down in the face of the Kavanaugh character assassination. Twice failed presidential candidate Mitt would have folded in a heartbeat.

This is the same person who first denounced Trump when Trump was running, then supported him when he (Romney) was running, and to start out his term took to the pages of a newspaper that is intent on tearing down his party to rip the same Trump. And he dares talk about character.

He needs to be humble and act like the junior Senator he is, sit down, shut up, and learn something from his superiors.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (9hauA)

300 I can see where being on the ocean in something that floats might be dangerous.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:50 AM (TAmPV)

Better than being in the ocean on something that doesn't float no?

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (h5Df3)

301 Fishing is the most dangerous industry?

The whale. . . the whale. . .

Posted by: Captain Ahab at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (H7LIz)

302 "Wheat. The crop you seek is wheat.
Iowa has the corn.
Idaho has the spuds.
Fucking Coastals. posted by: fixerupper

ha, yeah, and it isn't really grid iron flat ... more rolling hill after hill ... the image I recall from driving to CO is more like this, seeing miles of distant hills and the ribbon of highway on the horizon

https://tinyurl.com/yaw5kyzb

Posted by: illiniwek at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (Cus5s)

303 Wakanda crap ya spoutin there?

-
Palestine is Wakanda for Muslim people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)

304 275 Fishing is the most dangerous industry?

How many goddamn fish hooks does it take for someone to know that hooks can hurt your skin?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (l9j6P)

If you've never spent significant time at Sea, you have no idea of how powerful the Ocean truly is...

and how dangerous.

Posted by: Don Q, USN (Ret) at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

305 He tasks me..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (PJ6Dt)

306 you people don't watch "dangerous catch" do you?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy 11th day of Christmas at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (0O7c5)

307 Whoa. All the comments disappeared on me for a moment there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK8)

308 He had arguably won the first debate
-------
He beat him so bad even SNL had to make fun of it that w/e.
Opportunity wasted.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (Xvo1a)

309 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (KUaJL)

His smoking hot wife is also a British SJW spouting her crap about how bad America is.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (rjGUv)

310 Truth appears

• 224 times in the King James.
• 41 in Psalms alone.
• 109 in the New Testament, including
• 22 in John.

John 4:24 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

John 15:26 But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, even the Spirit of truth, which proceeds from the Father, he shall testify of me.

John 18:37-38 Pilate therefore said unto him, Art thou a king then?

Jesus answered, Thou sayest that I am a king. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice.

Pilate saith unto him, What is truth? [Let's have a good philosophical dialectic before I have you flogged and crucified, okay? What?]

Posted by: mindful webworker - it can't set you free if you don't know it at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (8XBJ+)

311 feature Tyrus Wong"

Hey - didn't his kid fly that plane into SF airport?

"Sum Ting"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (6qErC)

312 Well. My quibble was the future Mrs Jack Ryan was a bit of a heifer.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (8XRCm)

Her face though. It looked botoxed up to the gills. Anyone else notice?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (9hauA)

313 304 275 Fishing is the most dangerous industry?

How many goddamn fish hooks does it take for someone to know that hooks can hurt your skin?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (l9j6P)

If you've never spent significant time at Sea, you have no idea of how powerful the Ocean truly is...

and how dangerous.
Posted by: Don Q, USN (Ret) at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

Nature is a bitch and she wants us to die.

She's hawt , though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK8)

314 Whoa. All the comments disappeared on me for a moment there.


Were they the same comments? That happens when They change something.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (PJ6Dt)

315 Ape for first!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (Evws/)

316 Paul Ryan leaves office with a 12% approval rating.

Here's looking at you, Mittens.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (hjaPQ)

317 The Ocean will kill you, don't piss it off.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (1ISKN)

318 >>the ribbon of highway

This land was made for you and Zod.

Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (Bdeb0)

319 65 I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.

Lack of fulfillment.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (T5cV3)

320 -
--
Ahem! Kansas produces the 7th largest amount of corn
of all States in the United States. Kansas: We're not just for wheat
anymore!--Kansas COC.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM

-----------------

Also about twice as much corn as wheat.

Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (pMGkg)

321 Fishing is the most dangerous industry?

How many goddamn fish hooks does it take for someone to know that hooks can hurt your skin?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (l9j6P)

I expect it works like this: relatively few boats in commercial fishing these days, so one or two boats sunk with all hands in a storm really skews the stats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (nPGq2)

322 297 We just had a national election"
___________________________________

Yeah. We all got to vote for Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer that day.

Don't you remembers?

I like licking windows. Don't you?


Posted by: Doofus McRoofus at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (H7LIz)

323 Are the terms "jungle gym" and "monkey bars" still allowed? Sounds kind of racist to me.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (/qEW2)

324 Dodge City, KS: Home of Matt Dillon, Miss Kitty, Festus . . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)

325 Whoever is advising Mitt on foreign policy might want to get out more.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (QDnY+)

Which is of course, why McConnel appointed Mitt to the FOREIGN RELATIONS Committee....

/spit

Posted by: Don Q, USN (Ret) at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (NgKpN)

326
Nature is a bitch and she wants us to die.

She's hawt , though.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK


The dangerous ones always are.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (TAmPV)

327 Ape for first!
Posted by: andycanuck


Punk Monkey, third base.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (4RRDi)

328 Rep Hank Johnson compares Trump to Hitler ,says MAGA supporters "less educated" "dying early".

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/317570/

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (BXMxN)

329 ha, yeah, and it isn't really grid iron flat ... more rolling hill after hill ... the image I recall from driving to CO is more like this, seeing miles of distant hills and the ribbon of highway on the horizon

https://tinyurl.com/yaw5kyzb
Posted by: illiniwek at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM (Cus5s)
+++++++++
I just drove through it on my way to a vacation in Indiana, and it wasn't anything like as boring as I remembered it being. It isn't exhilarating, but it is nice.

I still prefer the Nebraska+Iowa (I-80) run to the Kansas+Missouri (I-70) run, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (I2dne)

330 >>He had arguably won the first debate. It was in that second (I think) debate, and he made a pretty strong statement, but the debate moderator ( a lady whose name I don't recall right now) told him he was wrong. That was his time to fire right back at her ("No, ma'am, YOU are wrong, and fact check it after the debate if you like. And your job is to moderate, not parrot Democrat talking points, etc. etc.)

He didn't. He visibly flinched and then retreated - to be harsh, like a new prison fish who was just tested and failed. I remember thinking, "He's done."
- - - -

Yup, think you could see him realize during the 2nd debate that it was all rigged.
I recall getting the feeling Trump had come to the same realization after the 3rd debate - not during the debate, but the next night during his brief speech at that Catholic fundraising dinner in NYC (the one where he slammed Hillary and all those in the room who had at one time called him friend, welcomed him into their homes when they wanted his $$$ but now treated him like a leper as the GOP candidate). I imagine this paradigm shift happens to every prominent Republican in DC at some point --- so many individual events put together come into focus and identify how things really work (Dems and MSM in bed, with help from GOP/conservative "allies").

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (W+vEI)

331 you people don't watch "dangerous catch" do you?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy 11th day of Christmas at January 04, 2019 11:52 AM


''Meanwhile 65 miles northwest of Dutch Harbor.''

Used to watch it. It became somewhat formulaic.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (jYje5)

332 78 Oh, Brigitte. Can we have a Bardot picture every day, please?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 11:21 AM (AzW6q)


Seconded. All in favor?

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (xjiRE)

333
We are driving on the Autobahn
In front of us is a wide valley
The sun is shining with glittering rays
The driving strip is a grey track
White stripes, green edge
We are switching the radio on
From the speaker it sounds:
We are driving on the Autobahn

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (PJ6Dt)

334 294
John Kracinski was excellent in 13 hours and this series as well. I suspect he is not as batshit lefty as his Hollywood colleagues.

Posted by: McCool at January 04, 2019 11:22 AM (WXSv6)


He's good friends with Jimmy Kimmel, and his first main picture after leaving The Office was that anti-Fracking drama that nobody remembers.

I highly doubt he's anything to the right of standard hollywood leftist.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (KUaJL)

Agreed. But he's quiet about being a Democrat and I'll take that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (bcbK8)

335 It is dangerous at sea, especially if you're stuck on a can w the captain banging the on duty officer. A global farce for good.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (FLWDV)

336 Bill Burr's bit on Being a Mother is the Hardest Job is one of his best.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (rjGUv)

337 Nature is a bitch and she wants us to die.

She's hawt , though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK
++++++++++
Because you bastards won't quit pumping out CO2!!!!!!

Posted by: Global Warming Alarmists at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (I2dne)

338 Fishing us dangerous because a lot of it is in dangerous northern waters.

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (BXMxN)

339 He tasks me.
And I bite my thumb, sirrah!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (Evws/)

340 Arlington, Kansas. Population 450 (2016).

Zod knows it well.

Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)

341 She's hawt , though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK

Nice mounds.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)

342 House Dems move to eliminate Electoral College, limit presidential pardon power and more in first days back

they are out of control and their fuckin minds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (bim/x)

343 Seconded. All in favor?
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (xjiRE)
+++++++++++
Aye.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (I2dne)

344 I can barely stand to read what the Dems are proposing and how they are behaving. Thing is I am not angry at them as much as I loath the worthless GOP who let them win back the House.

Posted by: IC at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (a0IVu)

345 >>336 Bill Burr's bit on Being a Mother is the Hardest Job is one of his best. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (rjGUv)

So is his 11-minute verbal rape of Philadelphia.

Posted by: Zod at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)

346
Well. My quibble was the future Mrs Jack Ryan was a bit of a heifer.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM (8XRCm)






She's smokin' in Sucker Punch. And can totally rock an M4 carbine.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (veoSD)

347 Word of the day: "Agnotology" (study of culturally induced ignorance or doubt).

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (koNhm)

348 Better late than never: Jim Webb is an asshole.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (T5cV3)

349 We are driving on the Autobahn
In front of us is a wide valley "

Krafty, that is...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)

350 >>Rep Hank Johnson compares Trump to Hitler ,says MAGA supporters "less educated" "dying early".



*yawn*
These insults are so stale.
In the UK they say the same thing about Brexit voters.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (W+vEI)

351 His smoking hot wife is also a British SJW spouting her crap about how bad America is.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (rjGUv)

Not to be catty (OK, maybe) but I found her mouth and chin area to be quite unattractive. But what do I know, I'm just an 'ette.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (9hauA)

352 Girl has a world-class pout, yo.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (Nk3Dy)

353 Which makes me wonder what Mitt's advisors are telling him, because I don't see any big groundswell of support for a Romney presidency.

No, but it does give him connections to big fundraisers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (39g3+)

354 House Dems move to eliminate Electoral College, limit presidential pardon power and more in first days back

they are out of control and their fuckin minds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (bim/x)
+++++++++++
No way they gin up enough to get amendments passed. If they try, then just issue a blanket declassification of *all* documents from the Obama years and let it blow up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)

355 Paul Ryan leaves office with a 12% approval rating.



Here's looking at you, Mittens.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (hjaPQ)


Paul Ryan leaves office to spend more time with his gimp and his butt plugs.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2019 11:58 AM (a2xio)

356 @323
"Are the terms "jungle gym" and "monkey bars" still allowed? Sounds kind of racist to me."

I believe the correct term is now "empowerment lattices."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 04, 2019 11:58 AM (koNhm)

357 Fishing is the most dangerous industry?
How many goddamn fish hooks does it take for someone to know that hooks can hurt your skin?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 11:48 AM (l9j6P)

I expect it works like this: relatively few boats in commercial fishing these days, so one or two boats sunk with all hands in a storm really skews the stats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM (nPGq2)

Harrump! Any old Salt that has died in a "storm" is not worth his salt!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 11:58 AM (3sjI6)

358 Rep Hank Johnson compares Trump to Hitler ,says MAGA supporters "less educated" "dying early".

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/317570/
Posted by: steevy


Hey Hank! Guam tip over yet?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 11:58 AM (4RRDi)

359
She's hawt , though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK

Nice mounds.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)


Her tetons are grand

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 11:58 AM (TAmPV)

360 House Dems move to eliminate Electoral College, limit presidential pardon power and more in first days back "

So, day ending in "y", then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)

361 Used to watch it. It became somewhat formulaic.Posted by: Newest Nic at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (jYje5)
true...oh wait...there is no truth!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, Happy 11th day of Christmas at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (0O7c5)

362
These insults are so stale.
In the UK they say the same thing about Brexit voters.

Posted by: Lizzy


They hate you and they want you to die.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (LsBY9)

363 Bridgitte Bardot was such a honey. Its humorous seeing her "racy" and "provocative" films now, you see more than that on TV these days.

And those Pomona students? They're just stating openly what the left has been believing and saying privately for half a century or more: there is no truth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (39g3+)

364 She's hawt , though. "

Who?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)

365 341 She's hawt , though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK

Nice mounds.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)

Qui! She has Grand Tetons!

Posted by: Don Q, whose forfathers got kicked out of France way back at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (NgKpN)

366 Hank Johnson wins with something like 70-80% of the vote.

It's infuriating.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:00 PM (1ISKN)

367 Regarding Trump, Mittens, and the making of enemies, I believe Churchill had something to say on the topic.
https://tinyurl.com/y88rgntz

Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:00 PM (Nk3Dy)

368 Never seen a young Hitch before. Apparently he was quite the cad as a director, always letching on the girls (although not touching them from what I understand). He did cast some of the most stunning beauties in Hollywood each film.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)

369 House Dems move to eliminate Electoral College, limit presidential pardon power and more in first days back

they are out of control and their fuckin minds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (bim/x)

You pathetic Deplorable! The bill we will pass will make this effective only in Republican administrations. And we'll outlaw the Republican Party after 2020.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (3sjI6)

370 Were they the same comments? That happens when They change something.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (PJ6Dt)


Yeah, that would be me. I moved the turd pic to pop-up status so you morons wouldn't have to look at it unless you wanted to.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (XjLIZ)

371 Bridgitte Bardot was such a honey. Its humorous seeing her "racy" and "provocative" films now, you see more than that on TV these days.



1974. Playboy spread. Brigitte is 40. I am 14.

It was perfect.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (fuK7c)

372
BB even makes that flour sack of a dress she's wearing look good.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (jYje5)

373 Yup, think you could see him realize during the 2nd debate that it was all rigged.

I recall getting the feeling Trump had come to the same realization
after the 3rd debate - not during the debate, but the next night during
his brief speech at that Catholic fundraising dinner in NYC (the one
where he slammed Hillary and all those in the room who had at one time
called him friend, welcomed him into their homes when they wanted his
$$$ but now treated him like a leper as the GOP candidate). I imagine
this paradigm shift happens to every prominent Republican in DC at some
point --- so many individual events put together come into focus and
identify how things really work (Dems and MSM in bed, with help from
GOP/conservative "allies").

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:55 AM (W+vEI)

That is the thing the thing that endears me most to Trump. He risked everything and gave up a posh life to right the wrongs he saw happening in the country he apparently has a genuine love for. I can fault him on any number of things, but it is not my position to judge anything but political differences.
Plus, he is a funny fuck.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (t6MX/)

374 Better than being in the ocean on something that doesn't float no?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM


There are two kinds of ships:

Submarines and targets.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (ctuyM)

375 I expect it works like this: relatively few boats in commercial fishing these days, so one or two boats sunk with all hands in a storm really skews the stats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Watch Deadliest Catch on Discovery Channel.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (4RRDi)

376 Think commercial fishing has ranked as one of most dangerous occupational categories for many years. Along with mining, a few others. Don't think it's sinkings/losses at sea, either - but injuries/deaths on the job. Lots of ways to get seriously injured, or kilt, on a commercial fishing vessel.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (QDnY+)

377 Never seen a young Hitch before. Apparently he was quite the cad as a director, always letching on the girls (although not touching them from what I understand). He did cast some of the most stunning beauties in Hollywood each film.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)
+++++++++
He had a good eye. So did Rod Serling. Elizabeth Montogmery. Mmmm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (I2dne)

378 353 Which makes me wonder what Mitt's advisors are telling him, because I don't see any big groundswell of support for a Romney presidency.

No, but it does give him connections to big fundraisers.
=========
This is true, but only the Democrats can truly buy votes. Mittens isn't getting mine. Period.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (Nk3Dy)

379 If there is no such thing as truth because truth is a tool of white supremacy, then all non-white speech must be lies.

Good to know.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (o7l6R)

380 There are two kinds of ships:

Submarines and targets."

So, those that sink and those about to sink...

I'll stay in Texas, TYVM.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)

381 Which makes me wonder what Mitt's advisors are telling him, because I don't see any big groundswell of support for a Romney presidency.

No, but it does give him connections to big fundraisers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

We supported him last time This time - Not one dime will come from us or anyone we know


Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (XROPS)

382 Wasn't BB a big PETA Advocate or did she split from them and have her own animal advocacy group?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 12:03 PM (rjGUv)

383
Mitt Romney sees America as a corpse to be chopped up and sold to the highest bidder.


Mitt Romney, the Butcher from Bloomfield Hills

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 12:03 PM (pNxlR)

384 Submarines and "things submarines almost run into" was my experience.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:03 PM (1ISKN)

385 I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.

I think they're trained to look that way from youth. Zis will drive ze boys crazy!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (39g3+)

386 Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (koNhm)

Thank you for that word which I'll be using on the book thread in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (XjLIZ)

387 I can't wait for the "Trump can't win again, so you deplorables have to support our guy Mitt again now, or else the Democrats are going to take back the presidency!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (KUaJL)

388 She's hawt , though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK

>Nice mounds.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)

>>Her tetons are grand
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

>>>On the Binary Hotness Scale, would she be a 1 or is there room for a 2?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (l9j6P)

389
I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.

French boys

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (TAmPV)

390 My grandpa had one of those mustaches They were pretty popular, until someone ruined them for everyone

Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM (XROPS)

391 364 She's hawt , though. "

Who?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)

Mother Nature

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (bcbK8)

392 They are pouty because of all the cheese they eat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (1ISKN)

393 And those Pomona students? They're just stating
openly what the left has been believing and saying privately for half a
century or more: there is no truth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 11:59 AM (39g3+)

First they said that there was no gender. And when critics argued it was nothing more than gaslighting and about control, they shouted "Heretic!"
Now they say that there is no truth.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (t6MX/)

394 "Less educated" means not sufficiently indoctrinated by the left.

Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (BXMxN)

395 I like licking windows. Don't you?
Posted by: Doofus McRoofus at January 04, 2019 11:54 AM


I'm more of a paste man, myself.

Posted by: Joe Biden, #1 2020 Democrat contender! at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (ctuyM)

396 *checks top ten list*

Huh. Interesting what's not on the top ten. I guess nobody cares if loggers or steelworkers get to go home at night.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (NWiLs)

397 Mother Nature"

Chiffon?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (6qErC)

398 -
--
>>>On the Binary Hotness Scale, would she be a 1 or is there room for a 2?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 04, 2019 12:04 PM

----------------

1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, ... until I can't 1 anymore.

Posted by: irright at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (pMGkg)

399 If there is no truth, then everything the left tells us is bullshit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (1ISKN)

400 Wasn't BB a big PETA Advocate or did she split from them and have her own animal advocacy group?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 04, 2019 12:03 PM (rjGUv)

She is big on animal rights, to a quite ludicrous extent. But give her credit, she went after muzzies for their appalling treatment of animals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (nPGq2)

401 >>Wasn't BB a big PETA Advocate or did she split from them and have her own animal advocacy group?


IIRC, she's not PETA-affiliated, but she is an animal activist. She has also gotten into legal trouble a few times over her commend critical of the "religion of peace."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

402 I can't wait for the "Trump can't win again, so you deplorables have to support our guy Mitt again now, or else the Democrats are going to take back the presidency!"
Posted by: joe


Watch me not vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (4RRDi)

403 Now the left wing scrunts are passing a bill to require 10 years of tax returns for President and VP...LOL

Errr, umm... with exceptions for those who have already been "vetted" by service in Washington, right?

Posted by: Hillary! at January 04, 2019 12:06 PM (X+nU7)

404 First they said that there was no gender. And when critics argued it was nothing more than gaslighting and about control, they shouted "Heretic!"
Now they say that there is no truth.


They said there is no gender because they believe there is no truth. Rejection of absolutes is the foundation of the leftist worldview. If there is no absolute, objective truth then anything can be true, or not true, even at the same time and in the same context.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:07 PM (39g3+)

405 "Less educated" means not sufficiently indoctrinated by the left.
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (BXMxN)
+++++++++++++
It's gotten to the point where my default stance is to prefer people without a liberal arts degree. They may not be right, but they didn't spend 4+ years in a brainwashing mill, so they might not be totally hopeless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 12:07 PM (I2dne)

406
...wonder what Mitt's advisors are telling him..

minor quibble:

Mitt is a republican. Republicans do not have "advisors".

Republicans have "handlers" or "puppet masters"

Only democrats have advisors or consultants

as per the MFM StyleBook

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 04, 2019 12:07 PM (KCxzN)

407 Idiots already have an entire government agency dedicated to reviewing tax returns.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:07 PM (1ISKN)

408 Truth Is A Tool Of White Supremacy

And you wouldn't want to be accused of using truth, would you?

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (X+nU7)

409 Errr, umm... with exceptions for those who have already been "vetted" by service in Washington, right?"

Shhhhsh.

Don't give 'em any ideas.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (6qErC)

410 OregonMuse: I wonder what it is about French girls that makes them all pouty.

Explained quite nicely in French Kiss.

Posted by: mindful webworker - breedgeeeet! at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (8XBJ+)

411 If there is no truth, then everything the left tells us is bullshit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



BOOM!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (4RRDi)

412 New Democratic Congresswoman Hangs Transgender Flag Outside Her Office

-
Well, isn't that special.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)

413 374 Better than being in the ocean on something that doesn't float no?
Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2019 11:51 AM

There are two kinds of ships:

Submarines and targets.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 12:01 PM (ctuyM)

Yup... YMMV....

Posted by: P3 pilot on an attack run at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (NgKpN)

414 @65

I think all the ATM that the French are into has something to do with.


You'd be sulky too if your upper lip smelled like shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (HPcTv)

415 412 New Democratic Congresswoman Hangs Transgender Flag Outside Her Office

-
Well, isn't that special.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)

Pole or no pole?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

416 The idea that there is no truth is self-refuting.

In order for the notion to be valid, it must be taken as a universal truth... but it also says there aren't any.

Any grade schooler should be able to spot the contradiction here.

The entire Leftist anti-philosophy is built on this foundation of sand. There's not "my truth" and "your truth", there is only "the truth", and it cares not a whit what anyone feels or thinks of it, because it exists in an external, objective reality.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (J+mig)

417 my default stance is to prefer people without a liberal arts degree.

Just wait until they get their 'STEM' programs fully functional.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (X+nU7)

418
Mitt is Pooter the Clown from "Uncle Buck" ... and deserves the same treatment Pooter got

https://youtu.be/9uT1sQrIozI

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (pNxlR)

419 Now the left wing scrunts are passing a bill to require 10 years of tax returns for President and VP...LOL

I'm actually okay with this in this sense:

A president candidate should have to show all voters the same level of background and documentary scrutiny that a potential employee would to any employer. And since this is a high-security job, even greater than for the ordinary civilian.

Stuff like transcripts, proof of citizenship, tax returns, criminal records, etc.

That way we wouldn't have to worry about the press failing to do its job of due diligence in digging into the background of these people.

I'm unconcerned with what tax returns will allegedly reveal, there's not going to be some huge fraud uncovered or the IRS would have nailed him and revealed it in 2016.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (39g3+)

420 350
*yawn*
These insults are so stale.
In the UK they say the same thing about Brexit voters.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 11:57 AM (W+vEI)


There is a Pat Condell video about precisely that.

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (xjiRE)

421 I got no traction with Mitt McFlake.

Need to come up with something else.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (1ISKN)

422 New Democratic Congresswoman Hangs Transgender Flag Outside Her Office

-
Well, isn't that special.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)

Pole or no pole?

-
Before or after?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)

423 I got no traction with Mitt McFlake.

Need to come up with something else.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (1ISKN)
++++++++++
Kitty litter and floor mats help with traction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (I2dne)

424 @387 I can't wait for the "Trump can't win again, so you deplorables have to support our guy Mitt again now, or else the Democrats are going to take back the presidency!"
----------------

Romney lost in Utah, of all places, during the last election. He's got no more chance in 2020 than Jeb "Low Energy" Bush did in 2016.

Posted by: junior at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (Fp6vo)

425 I got no traction"

I can't get no...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC)

426 387 I can't wait for the "Trump can't win again, so you deplorables have to support our guy Mitt again now, or else the Democrats are going to take back the presidency!"
-----
McLame had his chance. Mittens had his chance. They both choked in the clutch. Trump doubled down, ran to win, told CNN where they could shove their biased coverage, took advantage of the Democrats' complacency and self-adulation. Trump is the president to support. Also, giving him a second term just to thoroughly spoke the Democrat-Socialists for the better part of a decade and let the Sixties-era radicals turned establishment hacks die in bitterness really makes me smile.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (Nk3Dy)

427 These insults are so stale

--------

I was talking to an Uber driver and we ended up on Am. Hist. She's a millennial, and so is vastly undereducated, and was fascinated by all of the things she was learning from me. Mostly War of 1812, and Civil War stuff.

The conversation turned to modern America, and she asked me what I thought about Orange Man Bad, and I said that I liked him and would be voting for him in 2020.

She was stunned: "But how?! You seem so smart!"

A lot of cognitive dissonance in there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (AzW6q)

428
412 New Democratic Congresswoman Hangs Transgender Flag Outside Her Office

-
Well, isn't that special.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)


Congressional Office Buildings are well along the path to being little more than sideshow booths at Renaissance Faires.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (pNxlR)

429 Romney is going to run in the 2020 primary. Obviously. What he's not thinking about is how he going to be savaged by Trump. Romneycare was an abject failure that led to the Mass. legislature playing around with a $2,000 annual tax of all taxpayers in Mass. to bail it out. Mental health care is in the toilet in that state as a result. Additionally, Romney has no idea how to fight. He's all about optics. That approach will be seen by the vast majority of Republicans as squishy amateurism.

He thought Obama gave him a rough time in an election. He hasn't seen anything yet. Looking forward to seeing what nickname he gets saddled with.

Posted by: Orson at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (CeOby)

430 421
I got no traction with Mitt McFlake.



Need to come up with something else.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (1ISKN)

Mittler is kind of off base, but kind of rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (t6MX/)

431 Now the left wing scrunts are passing a bill to require 10 years of tax returns for President and VP...LOL

I'm actually okay with this in this sense:

A president candidate should have to show all voters the same level of background and documentary scrutiny that a potential employee would to any employer. And since this is a high-security job, even greater than for the ordinary civilian.


I'm only ok with if it applies equally across the board, which we know it won't be....

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (4RRDi)

432 What the hell is a transgender flag?

Is there a nation of Transgenderia that I don't know of?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)

433 Idiots already have an entire government agency dedicated to reviewing tax returns.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:07 PM (1ISKN)

------------

This agency also audited Trump for 10 straight years before he ran, too.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (ffYR/)

434 425 I got no traction"

I can't get no...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC)

I get no kick from champagne

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)

435
New Democratic Congresswoman Hangs Transgender Flag Outside Her Office


Did anyone salute it?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (TAmPV)

436 Moral cowards is the term for establishment Republicans. Moral cowards are poisonous.

Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (DpEis)

437 Do the Democrats intend to spend the first month not getting 2/3rd majorities for their amendments? Because I could be down with that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (PJ6Dt)

438 Need to come up with something else.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:10 PM (1ISKN)

Mitt the Shitt. Has some zing to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (nPGq2)

439 Congressional Office Buildings are well along the path to being little more than sideshow booths at Renaissance Faires."

*looks forward to more slightly ... endowed ... chicks in tight busty outfits*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (6qErC)

440 The idea that there is no truth is self-refuting.

In order for the notion to be valid, it must be taken as a universal truth... but it also says there aren't any.


Sure, if you say there are no absolutes, you've just made an absolute statement, which destroys your argument. This was detonated a century ago, but people still cling to it and bring it up mindlessly even after having it shredded before their eyes.

Why? Because there are consequences to absolutes which they do not care to agree to or submit to. Better to live that which you know is a lie than recognize these consequences.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (39g3+)

441 We had a Jungle Jim like that in grade school. However the nuns would not allow the girls to climb it. On account some cads in training would be looking up their ... well you know.
And that was BAD!
*wack up side da head*

Posted by: Paladin at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (AKmrL)

442

You sewed my asshole shut!

No I didn't.

My. Asshole. Is. Sewed. Shut! FACT!

Truth is false. There is no truth. You are using your privilege to impose your subjective reality on me!

I CANT SHIT BECAUSE YOU SEWED UP MY BUNGHOLE!

No I didn't.

Posted by: Jeffy Dahmer at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (n2qRY)

443 Yup... YMMV....
Posted by: P3 pilot on an attack run at January 04, 2019 12:08 PM


We used to run local POPS exercises. Surface at Point A, wait for confirmation of visual sighting, submerge, proceed to known Point B at known depth and speed, and surface at Point B.

They almost never actually made a contact.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (ctuyM)

444 Luuurve the Mitt poster. It certainly wouldn't behoove President Trump to work on his presidential "mantle" and post that. And Gorilla Pundit's commentary today is spot-the-heck-ON.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (JoUsr)

445 I get no kick from champagne"

Satisfaction?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (6qErC)

446 She was stunned: "But how?! You seem so smart!"

That's exactly how.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (X+nU7)

447 A Transgender Flag has had two stars, and one stripe removed.

Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (DpEis)

448 I got no traction with Mitt McFlake.

Need to come up with something else.


Someone suggested "Flakes McCain" a few days ago and I love it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (39g3+)

449 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (39g3+)

I disagree. The tax laws are so complex that the IRS does not even know how to implement them.

If you call the IRS with a question 3 times, you will usually get different answers.

Make it a large corporation? and you will be able to find 'some' tax expert who will find something to quibble about... which will lead to court cases.

Posted by: Don Q at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (NgKpN)

450 I get no kick from champagne
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)
+++++++++
...
So tell me how can be true - that I get a belt out of you?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (I2dne)

451
Did anyone salute it?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


You will have to, sooner than you think.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (LsBY9)

452 445 I get no kick from champagne"

Satisfaction?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (6qErC)

Some get a kick from cocaine...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (bcbK8)

453 445 I get no kick from champagne"

Satisfaction?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (6qErC)

Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (NWiLs)

454 This no truth thing may work out OK for us. "Yeah, that's right, baby. I'm not married and I'll respect you in the morning."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)

455 On account some cads in training would be looking up their ... well you know.

And that cad was you, wasn't it? *raps knuckles with ruler*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (39g3+)

456 >>Truth Is A Tool Of White Supremacy



Heh, ain't that the tru---. . .uh?

Think this really translates to: "I can lie to whites."
Right? Why else would you tell someone they are a white supremacist for expecting you to tell you the truth?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (W+vEI)

457 The Brits and the Norwegian (P3 and Nimrods) could find us. No US P3 ever got close.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (1ISKN)

458 There was no "groundswell of support" for Mitt in Twenty-Fucking-Twelve either! Didn't we go through the series of "not-Mitt" bubbles with every single other goddamn candidate?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (yqrld)

459 424 @387 I can't wait for the "Trump can't win again, so you deplorables have to support our guy Mitt again now, or else the Democrats are going to take back the presidency!"
----------------

Romney lost in Utah, of all places, during the last election. He's got no more chance in 2020 than Jeb "Low Energy" Bush did in 2016.

-------------
Thanks for the reminder, joe. I absolutely hated that in 2016 the GOPe club wanted us to get behind Jeb "notice me" Bush, who had 0% chance of beating Shrillery. I voted for Trump 'cause he ran like he was serious about gaining the office, and serious about helping the average American.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (Nk3Dy)

460 Some get a kick from cocaine..."

If you wanna get down, down on the ground...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (6qErC)

461
>>Rep Hank Johnson compares Trump to Hitler ,says MAGA supporters "less educated" "dying early".


A good comeback would be "You meant 'fewer educated', Hank" to throw his towering intellectual apparatus into a recursion loop while trying to figure out if that wasn't really what he meant.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 12:14 PM (pNxlR)

462 This is true, but only the Democrats can truly buy votes. Mittens isn't getting mine. Period.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:02 PM (Nk3Dy)

Well, I do have a price in mind for which I would support Mittens. Call my Foundation and we'll give you a price quote. Call now and receive a vibrating dildo at no additional expense. Huma loves mine! *hic

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 12:15 PM (3sjI6)

463 432
What the hell is a transgender flag?



Is there a nation of Transgenderia that I don't know of?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)

South of cuckooland, and half-way to suicidesville.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:15 PM (t6MX/)

464 the day i start giving a flying monkey fuck about anything hank johnson says about me will never come. also, i would vote for beto before that fuckstain willard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2019 12:15 PM (KP5rU)

465
A Transgender Flag has had two stars, and one stripe removed.


Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2019 12:13 PM (DpEis)


But it can change depending on how it feels that day.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 04, 2019 12:15 PM (TAmPV)

466 What the hell is a transgender flag?

Is there a nation of Transgenderia that I don't know of?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)

It's kind of like a pawnbroker's sign, without the balls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (nPGq2)

467 When the Truth is found, to be lies....

Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (DpEis)

468 419 Now the left wing scrunts are passing a bill to require 10 years of tax returns for President and VP...LOL

I'm actually okay with this in this sense:

A president candidate should have to show all voters the same level of background and documentary scrutiny that a potential employee would to any employer. And since this is a high-security job, even greater than for the ordinary civilian.

Stuff like transcripts, proof of citizenship, tax returns, criminal records, etc.

That way we wouldn't have to worry about the press failing to do its job of due diligence in digging into the background of these people.

I'm unconcerned with what tax returns will allegedly reveal, there's not going to be some huge fraud uncovered or the IRS would have nailed him and revealed it in 2016.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:09 PM (39g3+)

Let's extend it to any public office.
Congress critters have to open their books to get access to the public purse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (bcbK8)

469 NOOD muthafckas!

Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (7HtZB)

470 Makes you wonder how many dead fisherman are in that Filet-o-Fish sandwich.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (X+nU7)

471
So, tell me why is it true, that I get a belt out of you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (pNxlR)

472 The conversation turned to modern America, and she asked me what I thought about Orange Man Bad, and I said that I liked him and would be voting for him in 2020.

She was stunned: "But how?! You seem so smart!"


"Yes, my dear, and that should cause you a moment of reflection ought it not? If someone you recognize as informed and intelligent holds a position, maybe its not as crazy and awful as you've been told?"

I disagree. The tax laws are so complex that the IRS does not even know how to implement them.

While accurate, you can be assured that his returns were carefully poured over by the IRS during the election and if there was any major fraud or problem, they'd have leaked it to the press.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2019 12:16 PM (39g3+)

473 Truth is false. There is no truth. You are using your privilege to impose your subjective reality on me!

I CANT SHIT BECAUSE YOU SEWED UP MY BUNGHOLE!

No I didn't.
Posted by: Jeffy Dahmer


Gravity is truth.

"Truth is false"

Go ahead. Jump.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (4RRDi)

474
Did anyone salute it?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


I can't salute it
Don't dig that flag
If that don't suit you
Then that's a drag

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (aKsyK)

475 >>Truth Is A Tool Of White Supremacy

I keep mine in my tool belt with my amulet of whiteness. Makes be feel like Batman.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (t6MX/)

476 Let's extend it to any public office.
Congress critters have to open their books to get access to the public purse.


There is the sacred principle of Congressional Immunity that you're forgetting.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (X+nU7)

477 Is there a nation of Transgenderia that I don't know of?



Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM


Peruvia's crazy southern neighbor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (p+Wdc)

478 441 We had a Jungle Jim like that in grade school. However the nuns would not allow the girls to climb it. On account some cads in training would be looking up their ... well you know.
_______________________________________

Looking up their address?

I don't get it.

Why would we want to mail something to an icky girl?

Posted by: Doofus McRoofus at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (H7LIz)

479 When the Truth is found, to be lies....


Now we're talking!

Today's trivium, for five HQ points: She brought that song and White Rabbit to Jeff Airplane from her previous band.

Name that band.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (fuK7c)

480 427 These insults are so stale

--------

The conversation turned to modern America, and she asked me what I thought about Orange Man Bad, and I said that I liked him and would be voting for him in 2020.

She was stunned: "But how?! You seem so smart!"

A lot of cognitive dissonance in there.
=======
The schools and TV networks won't do the job, so we will have to do it for them.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (Nk3Dy)

481 @459 Thanks for the reminder, joe. I absolutely hated that in 2016 the GOPe club wanted us to get behind Jeb "notice me" Bush, who had 0% chance of beating Shrillery
-------------

Forget Hillary. It quickly became blatantly clear that Jeb had a zero percent chance of even winning the primary. Even if Trump hadn't been running, Jeb still would have lost the primary, and lost badly.

The only people who wanted him in the White House were his family and his donors.

Posted by: junior at January 04, 2019 12:18 PM (Fp6vo)

482 " I imagine this paradigm shift happens to every prominent Republican in DC at some point --- so many individual events put together come into focus and identify how things really work (Dems and MSM in bed, with help from GOP/conservative "allies"). "

If these GOP/Fredocons used half their energy to attack Democrats the way they do Trump, some headway might actually be made.

But I think the realization is there for all of us (as per Ace's post a couple of days ago) that our purported allies and spokespeople are really liberals under their RINO suits. They want the status quo; they don't want to disrupt it. That's why their muted criticism of the Obama regime contrasts with the stern, "How dare you!" reactions to Trump.

Posted by: RM at January 04, 2019 12:19 PM (U3LtS)

483 429Romneycare was an abject failure that led to the Mass. legislature playing around with a $2,000 annual tax of all taxpayers in Mass. to bail it out. Mental health care is in the toilet in that state as a result.

Posted by: Orson at January 04, 2019 12:11 PM (CeOby)


The election of Elizabeth Warren is sufficient proof of that.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:20 PM (XjLIZ)

484 I believe Ayn Rand said something like, "You can ignore reality, but you cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality."

Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2019 12:20 PM (xjiRE)

485 nood ACE

Posted by: Vic at January 04, 2019 12:21 PM (mpXpK)

486 First they said that there was no gender. And when critics argued it was nothing more than gaslighting and about control, they shouted "Heretic!"
Now they say that there is no truth.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 04, 2019 12:05 PM (t6MX/)

First they came for the POC's and I said nothing because I was not a POC. Then they came for the vaginas and I said nothing because I did not have a vagina. Then they came for the penises and I said, "Back off, you perv!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 12:21 PM (3sjI6)

487 Now we're talking!
Today's trivium, for five HQ points: She brought that song and White Rabbit to Jeff Airplane from her previous band.
Name that band.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:17 PM (fuK7c)


TGS.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:21 PM (XjLIZ)

488
Man, Woman, Transgender, Birth, Death, Infinity

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 04, 2019 12:22 PM (jYje5)

489 432
What the hell is a transgender flag?

Is there a nation of Transgenderia that I don't know of?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)

A flag with an amputated penis on it. A real penis. Attached with staples.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 04, 2019 12:23 PM (3sjI6)

490 Would Mittens quit if the heat is up too much?

Posted by: torabora at January 04, 2019 12:23 PM (Y274z)

491 He had arguably won the first debate. It was in that second (I think) debate, and he made a pretty strong statement, but the debate moderator ( a lady whose name I don't recall right now) told him he was wrong.

Candy Crowley. I love the implication of that: Obama is too dimwitted to handle a debate on his own. He needs help from white women.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 12:26 PM (/qEW2)

492 So is the muthafucking US Representative going to show us her tits?

If not, she should just quit now.

Posted by: torabora at January 04, 2019 12:26 PM (Y274z)

493 TGS.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:21 PM (XjLIZ)



You win, but we're willowed.

And you shouldn't care about HQ points because this is your thread and you can just print them at will.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:28 PM (fuK7c)

494 It amazes me that people who sell out their base have the nerve to talk about "character". What's more immoral? Engaging in sexual relations in a way that's nothingburger compared to Bill Clinton? Or taking bribes and stabbing your constituency in the back?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2019 12:29 PM (/qEW2)

495 And you shouldn't care about HQ points because this is your thread and you can just print them at will.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:28 PM (fuK7c)


Status: True.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:30 PM (XjLIZ)

496 "Trump's words and actions have caused dismay around the world"

because foreigners have realized that Uncle Sucker isn't going to be playing that game any more.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 04, 2019 12:31 PM (hLRSq)

497 Also, the TGS version is somewhat different than the JA version. I actually like both.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 04, 2019 12:31 PM (XjLIZ)

498

I strongly encourage everyone to
read how Romney treated Ric Grenell while Ric was briefly part of the 2012
presidential campaign, via a great post by Tammy Bruce.https://tinyurl.com/yakjfjwe

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at January 04, 2019 12:32 PM (sPJyv)

499 I had the Great Society album. All of my vinyl died in a basement flood.

Earthen basement. We didn't know that it had a natural spring and a sump pump under the stairs until the day the sump pump stopped working.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 04, 2019 12:34 PM (fuK7c)

500
BAM!! First again,, just like election night!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 04, 2019 12:34 PM (GEhPL)

501 481---The only people who wanted him in the White House were his family and his donors.
Posted by: junior at January 04, 2019 12:18 PM (Fp6vo)
----------------------------
In fairness to his mother Barbara, when the idea of Jeb! running was first floated publicly and she was asked about it, she frowned and said two Bushes were enough.

Of course she stifled that thought afterwards and undoubtedly supported her son when he did throw his hat in the ring, but .........

Let's just say that the family would have been wise to have gone with mama's initial gut instinct.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 04, 2019 12:41 PM (Rxduq)

502 Mitt Romney is like the high school Beta constantly whispering in the hot cheerleader's ear that the Varsity QB ( Trump) is "not a good guy", who will cheat on her and talk loud, slinging his big dick around, "dismaying" all the other guys.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 04, 2019 12:49 PM (NFEMn)

503 18 I liked the Babylon Bee statement about Mitt myself...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at January 04, 2019 11:13 AM (Clxcy)


_____



That was funny.

Posted by: Shains -- Oppression Olympics non-medalist at January 04, 2019 01:21 PM (dHJpq)

504 I voted for Mitt, but lost a lot of respect for him during the Gabby Giffords' affair, when Sarah Palin was vilified by the MSM for 'inciting' Gabby's attacker. She clearly had nothing to do with it, and Mitt said absolutely nothing in her defense. I believe that if he stood up for her then, even though there was no way he could have endorsed her for anything, that the goodwill from that chivalrous gesture would have endeared many of the Tea Party faithful to him. Instead, we all held our noses and voted for the guy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 04, 2019 01:57 PM (iuFgi)

505 Mitt 2020

Because, not just anyone can be a floater

Posted by: The Committee to Elect Romney at January 04, 2019 02:33 PM (3cq8T)

506 131
116

so can anyone recommend a good book about Tesla? "


"Thomas Edison was a thieving asshole!" , Things Tesla said, Vol.1

Posted by: The Chicken of depression at January 04, 2019 03:15 PM (YBLgY)

507 To be fair, I think Occasio-Cortez's just nailed the guilty fapping millennial white boy vote: "I'm frightened and offended by the women around me, but huh-huh-huh..."

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 04, 2019 04:28 PM (j9rW+)

508 You're all wrong. It's Brian Dennehy of course.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 04, 2019 05:39 PM (KB3MD)

509 The "who dis" picture is that guy who started the Muslim Brotherhood upon his return to Egypt after being traumatized by "Baby It's Cold Outside".

Right? Amiright?

Posted by: Ned Meyer at January 05, 2019 11:34 PM (KUPk0)

510 French, hot but nonpouting? I give you Melissa Theuriau. Make what you can of the fact that she married a French-Moroccan 10 years ago and seems happy raising 2 kids w/him.

Posted by: William Befort at January 06, 2019 09:24 AM (hJFOo)

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