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Some Cucks and Mollie Hemingway Discuss Conservatism in the Age of Trump at The Washington Cuckshed
Larry Arnn's piece is okay, Olsen's piece is good, and Antle's piece that the neocon plan -- "Depose Trump and we get our phony-baloney jobs back!" -- is a pipe dream is okay for that point, but it's Mollie Hemingway who brings the hot fire:
MOLLIE HEMINGWAY One of the ways that Vladimir Putin retains power in Russia is to permit a systemic, yet insincere opposition in the legislature. Technically, these individuals are in an opposing party, but they are generally fine with Putin's government. Putin uses them to monitor his opposition and to create an illusion that there's an outlet for contrary opinions. For too long, the conservative movement in Washington, D.C., functioned as the systemic opposition to progressivism's march through American institutions, public and private. Technically, they were opposed, and they'd make some sounds about opposing the growth of the administrative state and the cultural rot. But they were never terribly successful at returning the country to its first principles or constitutional order, despite the millions of supporters who put them in power and expected not just rhetoric but results. Conservatism now is about rejecting this rigged system and taking the risk of working outside of it to advance its principles and policy objectives. The fact that conservatism had become a checklist of watered-down progressive policy prescriptions only served to hasten the demise of the old system. What was conservatism's last great accomplishment? The expansion of Medicare Part D? The failed efforts to spread democracy by force through the Middle East? Wasted years talking about the repeal and replacement of Obamacare? Sitting idly by while Silicon Valley tech oligarchs took control of our discourse and set the parameters for acceptable thoughts and speech? There is a limit to how long people could ride the high of the Reagan years without successive accomplishments. Conservatism today is properly understood as constitutionalism and a revisiting of first principles about securing the blessings of liberty. It's a movement that demands meaningful free-trade agreements instead of just agreements based on the hope that someday China will play fair. It seeks hearty discussions about national sovereignty and meaningful borders. It acknowledges the limits, and costs, of military action. It recognizes that crouching cowardice in the face of cultural losses led the country to its current precipice, where people are terrified to speak freely and speak the truth. And it doesn't care one whit if it has to completely upset the existing political order.#WokeAF The Washington Cuckshed invited five NeverTrumpers to write but only four pro-Trump people, even though 88% of the party supports Trump, because, like their close cousins the liberal media, they never met a panel they didn't want to stack with their fellow travelers.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 03:37 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mittens Rombley at January 02, 2019 03:38 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Sponge at January 02, 2019 03:38 PM (F4u7C)
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Hot damn, Mollie. Too bad she's married, successful and on the other side of the country.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2019 03:39 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Power Glove at January 02, 2019 03:39 PM (Y5EJB)
Posted by: Mittens Rombley at January 02, 2019 03:40 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 02, 2019 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2019 03:40 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 02, 2019 03:41 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Sponge at January 02, 2019 03:41 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: IC at January 02, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DanMan at January 02, 2019 03:42 PM (XTiHL)
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THIS, 1000x. We have been talking about this here for a while, it is about time the word got out. Repeal of the death tax for the year 2010, and not renewing the AWB are all we have to show for our voting since 1989.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 02, 2019 03:42 PM (nEylt)
Posted by: Deebly super elite at January 02, 2019 03:42 PM (qJjzH)
I was all by myself in the White House... Except for all the guys out on the lawn with machine guns. I was waving to them. I never saw so many guys with machine guns in my life
Honestly how can you NOT love this guy?
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2019 03:42 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2019 03:42 PM (FpZvm)
Posted by: Rear Admiral Bill Kristol at January 02, 2019 03:42 PM (mvp+a)
Yep.
"And it doesn't care one whit if it has to completely upset the existing political order."
*scrolls to the top of ace's smart military blog, reads quote there*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 03:42 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 03:43 PM (c3rg3)
Posted by: ... at January 02, 2019 03:43 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: mikeyG at January 02, 2019 03:43 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 03:43 PM (6qErC)
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Well, I meant the last full paragraph. The one-sentence summary is nice too, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2019 03:43 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 02, 2019 03:44 PM (+9y/B)
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 03:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at January 02, 2019 03:44 PM (n2qRY)
NeverTrumpers define it as ??? surrendering on most items to globalism, but maintaining their "pseudo-conservative" rags ... and keeping their invites to the cocktail parties with their fellow traveler commies.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2019 03:45 PM (Cus5s)
Yeah, I got it. And you're right. Good stuff there.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 03:45 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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Until Trump, I have to add. This is why the NT hate Trump. He is delivering on what they promised, but never ever planned to deliver.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 02, 2019 03:45 PM (nEylt)
"Cuckshed" is harsh.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 02, 2019 03:45 PM (YM7io)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 02, 2019 03:45 PM (9B/d8)
He was the first pres in ages to not demand the military disarm when he visits them. He knows who is on his side.
Posted by: LizLem at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (Myxyb)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (Wr4LW)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (WMKJZ)
Posted by: David French at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (cfSRQ)
This is only the start.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (oScG1)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 02, 2019 03:48 PM (kJWoP)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (cfSRQ)
So you DIDN'T read what Mollie wrote.
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2019 03:48 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (n13/j)
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I'm like one of the SCARY conservatives!!!
Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 02, 2019 03:48 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (nvMvs)
That kind of street smart is what we need more of, at every level of the movement.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at January 02, 2019 03:48 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (cfSRQ)
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On a break.
Posted by: Mitt Romney Bashing Crew at January 02, 2019 03:48 PM (vDqXW)
They just had different goals for the power of the State than Democrats did.
Almost every major Government expansion, happened under a Republican. Dept. of Education actually started under Reagan (although passed under the prior administration). EPA? Nixon. DHS? Bush.
And if Repubs wanted the Consumer Crap to go away? they could have made it go away in the last 2 years when they controlled both houses of Congress and the Presidency. They did not.
Judge them by their actions, not their rhetoric.
Posted by: Don Q at January 02, 2019 03:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (nvMvs)
Plus sideboob.
What? Like noone was going to mention it!
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2019 03:49 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (cfSRQ)
This is only the start.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (hLRSq)
I don't think Mitt knew what he did last night. This is going to unify Repubs like crazy.
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 03:49 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Rear Admiral Bill Kristol at January 02, 2019 03:49 PM (mvp+a)
Can someone make "cuck" into the "woodchuck" thing?
As in, how many woodchucks can a woodchuck chuck...
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 02, 2019 03:49 PM (YM7io)
thankfully...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 02, 2019 03:49 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Rear Admiral Bill Kristol at January 02, 2019 03:50 PM (mvp+a)
Posted by: Rear Admiral Bill Kristol at January 02, 2019 03:50 PM (mvp+a)
Posted by: El Kabong at January 02, 2019 03:50 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 03:49 PM (n13/j)
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Maybe he won just to be the sacrifice that unites conservatives.
Nah.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2019 03:50 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)
Yup, Mitch McConnel is the reason the Repubs lost the House.
If they had been able to actually deliver on the Trump agenda, IMO they would have kept it.
Posted by: Don Q at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (NgKpN)
This is considered crazy talk.
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (9B/d8)
That's just the sound of them understanding women.
Posted by: flounder, evil, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (t6MX/)
Have you seen any of the Usual Suspects give Trump a smidgen of credit. What did Obama ever do for dopers
I see a parody of the Life of Brian scene: what did the Romans ever do for us. Ended wars, legalized pot, set brothers free, listened to Kanye and Kim
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (h482x)
Posted by: Rear Admiral Bill Kristol
So you go to the she shed to get cucked?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (2GjZZ)
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (cfSRQ)
This is only the start.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (hLRSq)
..........
It's going to be a long six years.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: kallisto at January 02, 2019 03:52 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Bosk at January 02, 2019 03:52 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2019 03:48 PM (9VeU0)
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Whoa, wait a minute.
We're supposed to read content???
When the hell did that happen?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: flounder, evil, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (t6MX/)
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Years and years of deep exploratory study to understand women.
Posted by: Fagen and Becker at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 03:49 PM (n13/j)
I think he actually believed that Flake and Corker represented a vast rebel force that only needed a leader to unite them against the Golden Scalp Weasel instead of being the grandstanding wrist-flappers they really were.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (hLRSq)
I don't think Mitt knew what he did last night. This is going to unify Repubs like crazy.
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 03:49 PM (n13/j)
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Maybe he won just to be the sacrifice that unites conservatives.
Nah.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2019 03:50 PM (I2dne)
Nice thought though. Heck, he might claim that at some point. He was playing the lightening rod or whatever.
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 03:43 PM (c3rg3)
This.
And from now on, I shall do just that.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (V570q)
The Status Quobalists think they have a foot to stand on.
Not so. That genie is never going back in the bottle.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (+JEuv)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (wyeK6)
Ace too, but that's kind of a given since I comment here anyway.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (datdl)
We're supposed to read content???
When the hell did that happen?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (cfSRQ)
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Hold on. He was just asking a question.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 03:54 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2019 03:54 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 03:54 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 02, 2019 03:54 PM (YM7io)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 03:49 PM (n13/j)
So he unintentionally did a good thing.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 02, 2019 03:54 PM (wyeK6)
Posted by: El Kabong at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (datdl)
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Ace puts them away...like on shelves.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 03:54 PM (vDqXW)
Not so. That genie is never going back in the bottle.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (+JEuv)
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"Status Quobalists" is great and I am stealing it. Also, I am really indifferent when it comes to attribution, so sorry about that
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2019 03:55 PM (I2dne)
If they had been able to actually deliver on the Trump agenda, IMO they would have kept it.
Posted by: Don Q at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (NgKpN)
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Wrong. It was Paul Ryan. Cocaine Mitch was stymied by the McCain mutiny, Flakey Flake and the rest. But he still managed to get Big K confirmed.
Ryan? Nada. Couldn't even defund Planned Parenthood, which is why the Senate GAINED seats and the House LOST them.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 03:55 PM (cfSRQ)
She and VD Hanson should tour America's coasts. Put them (the constituents) to some knowledge.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 02, 2019 03:55 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 03:49 PM (n13/j)
I think he actually believed that Flake and Corker represented a
vast rebel force that only needed a leader to unite them against the
Golden Scalp Weasel instead of being the grandstanding wrist-flappers
they really were.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (hLRSq)
I think you are right on there.
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 03:55 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 03:46 PM (cfSRQ)
Romney bashing never sleeps, it simply waits.
Posted by: Chuck Norris at January 02, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: No at January 02, 2019 03:55 PM (yaAxi)
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)
Or Ace will smack you upside the head for doing so.
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2019 03:56 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: No at January 02, 2019 03:56 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (MVjcR)
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We had a guy here attacking Jews already.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 03:56 PM (vDqXW)
WOW! Mind blown with a neutron bomb!
At least Kat Timpf and S.E. Cupp are sorta good looking.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 02, 2019 03:57 PM (datdl)
Posted by: No at January 02, 2019 03:57 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 02, 2019 03:57 PM (YM7io)
Last nite Noory had on his yearly panel of coming year predictors. One lady who predicted the Twin Towers attack said that the stars are aligned to create revolution and upheaval in political systems.
Posted by: kallisto at January 02, 2019 03:57 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 02, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)
Yup, Mitch McConnel is the reason the Repubs lost the House.
If they had been able to actually deliver on the Trump agenda, IMO they would have kept it.
Posted by: Don Q at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (NgKpN)
I would say it was a combination of Ryan and McConnel. Mitch can't pass what Paul never sent him. but neither one really did a good job of pushing through the presidents agenda.
you know, the leader of the party...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 02, 2019 03:57 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 03:57 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 03:57 PM (6qErC)
I feel like we're living the wacky German opera Lulu.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 02, 2019 03:54 PM (YM7io)
With quite a bit less 12-note tone rows.
Posted by: Chuck Norris at January 02, 2019 03:57 PM (RD7QR)
I've been penetrated so many times.
Posted by: No at January 02, 2019 03:57 PM (AzW6q)
It's sexier when you're wearing stilettos, amirite?
Posted by: kallisto at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (DJFLF)
Whoa, wait a minute.
We're supposed to read content???
When the hell did that happen?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (cfSRQ)
It was one of those thousands of new laws passed for the New Year.
Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: I_Wish_Was_Col_Schlicter at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (1TIUV)
That, or "Allahpundit's Favorite Senator."
Actually, no...that's for incoming Martha McSally.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (datdl)
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Not good enough. Not nearly enough.
To justify their existence, they'd have to possess some kind of inconceivable, eye-melting pulchritude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (AzW6q)
Vultures and feral dogs everywhere. Burned-out cars by the road. A falling chunk of concrete narrowly missed me. Looted stores. Shabbily dressed people clustered around small fires. The government shutdown grinds on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (c3rg3)
Noam Chomsky suggested President Donald Trump's dedication to destroying human life was even worse than Adolf Hitler.
The famed political scientist and linguist has described the Republican Party as the most dangerous organization in human history, due to its policies on climate change and nuclear weapons, and he said Trump was single-handedly making the world more dangerous for the human species, reported Democracy Now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2019 03:59 PM (aKsyK)
They can't possibly be stupid enough to believe this, and yet they do.
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2019 03:59 PM (NLLmE)
The Status Quobalists think they have a foot to stand on.
Not so. That genie is never going back in the bottle.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (+JEuv)
From your lips to God's ears, Ben
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 03:59 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
Hemingway's article made me think if there were any conservative
accomplishments . Besides the normal overturning previous Dem
Presidents EOs, I could think of The Mexico City Policy, Sunsetting the
AWB, withdrawing from Kyoto Treaty, withdrawing from ABM Treaty and
tax cuts. Not a whole lot in the big picture.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (wyeK6)
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And now Trump can't even rescind an Obama EO without judges telling him he can't.
As for the rest, it was pretty thin gruel, and most of it required zero action.
Seriously, the Mexico City Policy does what for you? It was nothing more than a sop to the Right to Lifers so they could get on with funding Planned Parenthood.
The AWB sunset on its own, so that's not really a thing, is it? Kyoto could never pass the Senate so pulling out took exactly zero political capital or courage.
The ABM Treaty was with a defunct nation, so again, not a heavy lift there.
And yet, I remember people lauding these pathetic victories back in the day. Hell, I was one of them.
Meanwhile we pissed away lives in winless wars, imported chaos and disease and exported our jobs.
It takes a rare kind of intellect to think that more of the same will be a winning combination.
Which is why I think these guys are being paid off. No one is that stupid.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (cfSRQ)
Well, *that* disappeared up its own butt pretty rapidly...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (vDqXW)
Did y'all see that Harry Reid has pancreatic cancer? at 79 that's a tough deal. My BIL died within 90 days of diagnosis and he was 43 and in very good health otherwise.
Posted by: DanMan at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (XTiHL)
Let's see... double ended, "D" battery powered...
What?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Chuck Norris
_________________
Hey Chuck! Where ya' been? Wanna' come over and spar again, or are you afraid of another ass kickin'?
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (GEhPL)
No. I can bash him endlessly without posting it online. It's a form of multitasking.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (6eEQ+)
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Vultures and feral dogs everywhere. Burned-out cars by the road. A falling chunk of concrete narrowly missed me. Looted stores. Shabbily dressed people clustered around small fires. The government shutdown grinds on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (c3rg3)
You live in Detroit?
Posted by: Someguy at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (wyeK6)
Cutting taxes for businesses is a huge deal. It's what's responsible for our booming economy and at least equal to anything Reagan did.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2019 03:59 PM (NLLmE)
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Oh... they totally do. It's all they have. They have to believe it. I can't wait til they finally hear the punchline.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
Considering that the biggest culprits are: The Obama administration, the FBI, the Broward county sheriffs dept AND the Broward county school system, I don't think that they can afford more such victories.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (e1q4h)
That is also how the first Republican president described comservativism.
Oddly enough, he had to contend with cucks pretending to True Conservativism as well.
You say you are conservative -- eminently conservative -- while we are revolutionary, destructive, or something of the sort. What is conservatism? Is it not adherence to the old and tried, against the new and untried? We stick to, contend for, the identical old policy on the point in controversy which was adopted by "our fathers who framed the Government under which we live;" while you with one accord reject, and scout, and spit upon that old policy, and insist upon substituting something new.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2019 03:59 PM (aKsyK)
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Mr. Chomsky, Mr. Noam Chomsky. Please report to gate 38-C. Your flight is leaving now. Mr. Chomsky, Mr. Noam Chomsky. Please report to gate 38-C.
Posted by: Left Helicopter Tours at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (I2dne)
My dog just astutely observed that Mollie's definition of conservatism sits about as well as gas-station pupperoni.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (DuAZ5)
Mitts taking on this role. His Sunday mornings are now booked into 2020. If you dont actually see him hell be below Chuck Todds desk
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (h482x)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 02, 2019 03:42 PM
About that, it appears to only apply to 98% of the country.
The People's Republic of New Jersey is going to retain that. So if you thought your free of paying other people's health and live in the Glorious PRoNJ move quickly.
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (/rm4P)
The famed political scientist and linguist has described the Republican Party as the most dangerous organization in human history
So can we dispense with the nonsense that it's all about Trump?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (c3rg3)
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Not good enough. Not nearly enough.
To justify their existence, they'd have to possess some kind of inconceivable, eye-melting pulchritude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (AzW6q)
what if they could hold their ankles behind their ears?
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (c3rg3)
..........
Shovels without people to lean on them. Porn site clicks way down. It's horrible.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (KP5rU)
To justify their existence, they'd have to possess some kind of inconceivable, eye-melting pulchritude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
They'd have to be stupifyin'
https://youtu.be/RaCdvLCuF6I
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (DuAZ5)
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Oh, sweet!
Can I hear some more about your g-ddamn curs? Maybe you could even post a couple hundred photos of them!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q)
"Depose Trump and we get our phony-baloney jobs back!"
They can't possibly be stupid enough to believe this, and yet they do.
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2019 03:59 PM (NLLmE)
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It's a false hope but it's all they have.
Other than learning to code or working at a Texas Home Depot.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (cfSRQ)
That's like worrying about a political party's policy on tides.
Posted by: it's a crisis! at January 02, 2019 04:03 PM (sZRzw)
The famed political scientist and linguist has described the Republican Party as the most dangerous organization in human history,
Word!
Posted by: The Bolsheviks at January 02, 2019 04:03 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 02, 2019 04:03 PM (FUJZT)
But the worst Taylor can do about it is write another song about the men in her life disappointing her. I can at least ignore that. But I have to put up with mitt representing me in the senate for 6 years, pretending he speaks for me. Sigh.
Posted by: LizLem at January 02, 2019 04:03 PM (Myxyb)
Are you sure we should be changing horses at this late date, Ace?
Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 02, 2019 04:03 PM (XAE+X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (c3rg3)
Piles of human feces and used hypodermic needles, too, right?
No, wait...that's just San Francisco on any given day.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 02, 2019 04:03 PM (V570q)
My dog just astutely observed that Mollie's definition of conservatism sits about as well as gas-station pupperoni.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (DuAZ5)
++++++++++++
Why you hatin' on Willow, Jonah?
Posted by: Left Helicopter Tours at January 02, 2019 04:03 PM (I2dne)
But luckily for Molly, the corruption in DC is so deep and absolute, she has little to worry about.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 02, 2019 04:03 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: DanMan at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (XTiHL)
The Searchlight Strangler is circling the drain, eh?
And yet David Geffen sits on a throne made of money and little boys, in perfect health.
Ah well.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (xJa6I)
Have you seen any of the Usual Suspects give Trump a smidgen of credit. What did Obama ever do for dopers
I see a parody of the Life of Brian scene: what did the Romans ever do for us. Ended wars, legalized pot, set brothers free, listened to Kanye and Kim
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 02, 2019 03:51 PM (h482x)
The Farm Bill also included a prohibition on the consumption of dogs.
We've come so far, but have so far to go.
Posted by: Choom Boy Barry, longing for the Halcyon Barbeques of Yore at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (mvp+a)
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I volunteer to disappoint Taylor. All. Night. Long.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
What're they doing then?
Posted by: Someguy at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (h5Df3)
The famed political scientist and linguist has described the Republican Party as the most dangerous organization in human history,
He's right you know
Posted by: Khmer Rouge at January 02, 2019 04:05 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (DuAZ5)
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Oh, sweet!
Can I hear some more about your g-ddamn curs? Maybe you could even post a couple hundred photos of them!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q)
I'll take his dog-blogs over him talking about his semen-stained couch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:05 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: KasichForRomney2020 at January 02, 2019 04:05 PM (db5dt)
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Not good enough. Not nearly enough.
To justify their existence, they'd have to possess some kind of inconceivable, eye-melting pulchritude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (AzW6q)
what if they could hold their ankles behind their ears?
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (8D42x)
Most self respecting women can do this btw.
Posted by: literally serious at January 02, 2019 04:05 PM (FKHWN)
Posted by: DanMan at January 02, 2019 04:05 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Parker at January 02, 2019 04:05 PM (MFwf8)
Then the Government is NOT shut down.
Carry on.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 02, 2019 04:05 PM (UsCnO)
described the Republican Party as the most dangerous organization in
human history
So can we dispense with the nonsense that it's all about Trump?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (c3rg3)
Yes, we are all Trump now. And all future Republican candidates will be Trump.
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:06 PM (n13/j)
107
Vultures and feral dogs everywhere. Burned-out cars by the
road. A falling chunk of concrete narrowly missed me. Looted stores.
Shabbily dressed people clustered around small fires. The government
shutdown grinds on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (c3rg3)
You live in Detroit?
Posted by: Someguy at January 02, 2019 04:00 PM (h5Df3)
Living in Fallout 4's wasteland is better than Detroit...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 02, 2019 04:06 PM (8iiMU)
The famed political scientist and linguist has described the Republican Party as the most dangerous organization in human history,
He's right you know
Posted by: Khmer Rouge at January 02, 2019 04:05 PM (e1q4h)
"Well I don't like the sound of them 'boncentration bamps', personally."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:06 PM (xJa6I)
My people... no one understands us... all of you hate us... so we reject you and your laws, you are just chickens to be plucked and given STD's by our children...
Posted by: Mitt Romani at January 02, 2019 04:06 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (AzW6q)
++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/nqAvFx3NxUM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2019 04:06 PM (I2dne)
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That's as likely to happen as Adele writing a song about some relationship that just didn't work out in the end.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:07 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at January 02, 2019 04:07 PM (Ftuf+)
The famed political scientist and linguist has described the Republican Party as the most dangerous organization in human history,
Won't anyone think of the children!? The ones that I didn't have forcibly aborted that is?
Posted by: zombie Mao Tse Tung at January 02, 2019 04:07 PM (e1q4h)
Then the Government is NOT shut down.
Carry on.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 02, 2019 04:05 PM (UsCnO)
+++++++++
And my weekly US Treasury purchases/reinvestments are still occurring, which means that bond auctions are moving along just fine, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2019 04:08 PM (I2dne)
Fuck Jonah Goldberg. What a faggit.
Posted by: literally serious at January 02, 2019 04:08 PM (FKHWN)
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Bahhahahhaa....(snort, breathes in)....bahhahhaa.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 02, 2019 04:08 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:09 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 03:58 PM (c3rg3)
..........
It's Aqualung come to life. We're all gonna die!
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:06 PM (xJa6I)
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I'm guessing you ban't pronounce the letter "b".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2019 04:09 PM (Hx3Yn)
The famed political scientist and linguist has described the Republican Party as the most dangerous organization in human history,
So this means that we're of the hook now, right?
Posted by: Knights of Columbus at January 02, 2019 04:09 PM (e1q4h)
You can't just dismiss everything as a nothingburger. Or maybe you can. Neither side wants one wants to give an inch for fear of giving away more.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 02, 2019 04:09 PM (wyeK6)
Everybody was thinking it.
Say goodbye to the bad guy!!!
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2019 04:10 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: literally serious at January 02, 2019 04:05 PM (FKHWN)
Real self-respecting women of high character can hold your ankles behind your ears.
Posted by: RomneyBot 2000 at January 02, 2019 04:10 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: red speck at January 02, 2019 04:10 PM (6Krd7)
Posted by: David French and Erick Erickson at January 02, 2019 04:10 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:06 PM (xJa6I)
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I'm guessing you ban't pronounce the letter "b".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2019 04:09 PM (Hx3Yn)
I should have pronounced it with a 'k' instead.
I'm a silly kunt sometimes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:10 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:10 PM (n13/j)
He and RBG won't be around much longer.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 02, 2019 04:10 PM (wyeK6)
/ Mitt
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2019 04:11 PM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2019 04:11 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2019 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
What're they doing then?
Posted by: Someguy at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (h5Df3)
Self improvement, spending time with family and friends, getting a girl friend, paying her all the attention and sexual energy that used to go into pron.
Amazing how women and girls respond to that. It's almost as if they want men to lead and fuck them at the end of the day like a man.
Posted by: literally serious at January 02, 2019 04:11 PM (FKHWN)
Romney's name should always be preceded by "Failed Presidential Candidate".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 03:43 PM (c3rg3)
This.
And from now on, I shall do just that.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 02, 2019 03:53 PM (V570q)
Or if there isn't enough room for the entire title, you can just use "Failed Mitt Romney", or "Mitt Romney, failure" like a title of a job.
The Horde is here to help!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 02, 2019 04:11 PM (UsCnO)
/ Mitt
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Things I trust more than the government:
Gas station sushi.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM (2GjZZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM (aKsyK)
Those wascally wepublicans, thinking that the rights of the individual given to us in the constitution are just as important as the rights of the collective!
Well the old republicans did. The new elite batch if Republicans totally agrees with this crazy elitist. Like supports like.
Posted by: LizLem at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM (Myxyb)
Posted by: Left Helicopter Tours at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (I2dne)
Does he need ticketing for Pongyan, Havana or Caracas?
Posted by: Fox2! at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:10 PM (n13/j)
You're not wrong.
He did some very good early work on linguistics and then got into political commentary where he's just another boring Marxist waiting for a face punch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM (xJa6I)
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Clausewitz is understandable and actually grounded in history. Chomsky - not so much.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: empire1 at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM (RHgXI)
They're not just controlled opposition, they're the hall monitors nobody ever asked for or wanted.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM (XAE+X)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (R+p/Q)
What good is it, they probably enjoy being beaten.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM (mvp+a)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 02, 2019 04:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Left Helicopter Tours at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (I2dne)
Or is it on Aero Pinochet?
Posted by: Fox2! at January 02, 2019 04:13 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 04:13 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:10 PM (n13/j)
He either recreated linguistics as a science or set it back by a couple generations, depending on who you ask. Oh, and he's a boring commie fuck who refuses to die.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2019 04:13 PM (RD7QR)
It's a lonely life as a Gypsy, caravaning across the empty plains to Washington, grifting thieving and whoring for a life... being hated everywhere you go...
*sniff*
Posted by: Mitt Romani at January 02, 2019 04:14 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Left Helicopter Tours at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (I2dne)
Or is it on Aero Pinochet?
Posted by: Fox2! at January 02, 2019 04:13 PM (MwFQu)
Seems like a waste of helicopter fuel on a 90 year old.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 02, 2019 04:14 PM (wyeK6)
Posted by: Left Helicopter Tours at January 02, 2019 04:01 PM (I2dne)
Or is it on Aero Pinochet?
Posted by: Fox2! at January 02, 2019 04:13 PM (MwFQu)
"The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the Red Zone."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:14 PM (xJa6I)
Amazing how women and girls respond to that. It's almost as if they want men to lead and fuck them at the end of the day like a man.
Posted by: literally serious at January 02, 2019 04:11 PM (FKHWN)
You have an interesting perspective on what government employees would be doing while not at work.
Posted by: Someguy at January 02, 2019 04:14 PM (h5Df3)
Mollie Hemingway is a smart cookie. She's certainly no coward, either.
She and VD Hanson should tour America's coasts. Put them (the constituents) to some knowledge.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 02, 2019 03:55 PM (6eEQ+)
the Antifa riots would be legendary.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 02, 2019 04:14 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM (xJa6I)
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I used to think that too. Then I read a linguist's screed about how Chomsky perverted linguistics for political ends.
I still have to say that Chomsky's defense of Christian Fundamentalists as not being the same thing as Islamic fundamentalists is still something I give him credit for.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:14 PM (vDqXW)
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What good is it, they probably enjoy being beaten.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM
Or at least being taken down a 'peg' or two.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2019 04:15 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 02, 2019 04:15 PM (Wr4LW)
Posted by: literally serious at January 02, 2019 04:15 PM (FKHWN)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 02, 2019 04:12 PM (mvp+a)
They ALL pay the dominatrix.
Posted by: Sponge at January 02, 2019 04:15 PM (F4u7C)
We just got a letter from some guy named "Jonah Goldberg" saying he is a "Thought Leader" and unless we agree to a "plus" subscription to his newsletter for $5 a year he is going to continue to defame our products.
Anyone ever heard of this guy?
Posted by: Association of Gas Station Vendors of America at January 02, 2019 04:15 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:14 PM (xJa6I)
Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)
"Depose Trump and we get our phony-baloney jobs back!"
They can't possibly be stupid enough to believe this, and yet they do.
Posted by: eleven at January 02, 2019 03:59 PM (NLLmE)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg to the rescue!!!
Posted by: silly Gov'ment Leftist Employees at January 02, 2019 04:16 PM (UsCnO)
/ Mitt
Posted by: Xipe Totec
..........
Only if it's four months past its expiration date.
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2019 04:16 PM (v0R5T)
The famed political scientist and linguist has described the Republican Party as the most dangerous organization in human history, due to its policies on climate change and nuclear weapons, and he said Trump was single-handedly making the world more dangerous for the human species, reported Democracy Now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2019 03:59 PM (aKsyK)
Thank you for your contributions to understanding context free grammars. But if you had died in childbirth, people could at least still program in assembly language. Don't think you are so indispensable that you get to talk out of your ignorant ass on climate change and people are obliged to take you seriously, you stupid fuck.
And what is it about our nuclear policy in particular? Why not go after other nuclear powers?
Just out of curiosity. I believe this asshole at one point lived on a kibbutz. Given his leftardism, is he now anti-Israel? They've got nukes, after all.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 02, 2019 04:17 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 02, 2019 04:17 PM (KP5rU)
One of the ways that Vladimir Putin retains power in Russia is to permit a systemic, yet insincere opposition in the legislature. Technically, these individuals are in an opposing party, but they are generally fine with Putin's government. Putin uses them to monitor his opposition and to create an illusion that there's an outlet for contrary opinions.
So in other words, the CA GOP for the last 4 decades. They've just taken the concept nationwide.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2019 04:17 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2019 04:17 PM (veoSD)
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Sounds like Putin has been cribbing from the DNC.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2019 03:43 PM
Good luck with that.
Posted by: AoSHQ Assistant Associate Copy Editor, Notorious RBG Section at January 02, 2019 04:18 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2019 04:19 PM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:14 PM (xJa6I)
Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)
" Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. "
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:19 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Axeman
So he could differentiate on that topic, but goes overboard with the republican party. That does not speak well for any sort of consistancy.
Posted by: Knights of Columbus at January 02, 2019 04:19 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 02, 2019 04:20 PM (Wr4LW)
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Interesting how the Left is pro-freedom, pro-safe space and pro-tollerance, as long as you're anti-masculinity, pro-transgender propaganda in public school, activist gay-rights, anti-white, pro-single payor and pro-reparations.
Kind of like the Henry Ford approach to politics. You can choose any color you want, as long as its black.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 02, 2019 04:20 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 02, 2019 04:20 PM (WdNME)
I don't know if it was because of my threats, but I like to think so.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 04:21 PM (AzW6q)
Is it to early to start drinking? It must be close enough to 5pm?
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (/rm4P)
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at January 02, 2019 04:21 PM (UsCnO)
He is killing it today.
https://muldoonlimericks.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2019 04:21 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2019 04:21 PM (xvaT/)
Posted by: Axeman, trying out new macro at January 02, 2019 04:21 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (gyL25)
Posted by: Wilford Rimly at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (Rzzqp)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Yeah, I think you've got something there.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (vcOmj)
Is it to early to start drinking? It must be close enough to 5pm?
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (/rm4P)
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at January 02, 2019 04:21 PM
**Looks at beer sitting on desk...looks at clock.
Hides beer under desk.**
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (0tfLf)
147
Is it to early to start drinking? It must be close enough to 5pm?
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2019 04:04 PM (/rm4P)
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at January 02, 2019 04:21 PM (UsCnO)
I knew I forgot something!
*wanders off to pour drink*
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at January 02, 2019 04:21 PM (UsCnO)
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That's why I could always start drinking at 7 AM.
Posted by: Joe Holdmibier at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (+JEuv)
Just got off phone with McAfee guy from obviously India, he was helpful,
solved a billing issue but its damn hard to understand Indian English.
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2019 03:54 PM (/rm4P)
+++Don't I know it. Spent about 15 minutes trying to get a tech from India through just the alpha/numeric serial number on a video camera. Got seriously stuck with the letter "L" - for a very, very long time. Once that was mastered, with such a great sense of accomplishment, I was in for another hour long session on interpreting my initial dilemma.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 02, 2019 04:23 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (+JEuv)
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I'll bite. What's an FPC?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)
There is little to no Conservative left in Conservative Inc.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2019 04:21 PM (xvaT/)
The reason so much of the base is discarding Conservative Inc. is because they're realizing that there never was much Conservative there in the first place.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2019 04:23 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:05 PM
I'm your potato.
Posted by: Shep "Doc Holliday" Smith at January 02, 2019 04:23 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:14 PM (xJa6I)
Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)
" Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. "
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:19 PM (xJa6I)
It's really the only sensible thing to do.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2019 04:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (+JEuv)
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I'll bite. What's an FPC?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)
Failed
Presidential
Candidate
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:24 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Xan DeSanctis at January 02, 2019 04:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 02, 2019 04:24 PM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:14 PM (xJa6I)
Don't start up with your "White Zone" shit again.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)
" Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. "
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:19 PM (xJa6I)
It's really the only sensible thing to do.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2019 04:23 PM (NWiLs)
I love that movie so much.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:24 PM (xJa6I)
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Duh. Thanks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 04:24 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 02, 2019 04:23 PM (aWjrD)
+++++++++++++++
NATO phonetic. It isn't hard to memorize and disambiguates a lot of that crap - even with native-speakers on noisy connections.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2019 04:24 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: DaveA at January 02, 2019 04:25 PM (FhXTo)
Oh FFS Washington Examiner, just stop with the "thinkers" folderol already. Just stop it.
Or, here's an idea: how about asking nine Normals something? But that would require you to get off of Twitter, out of DC/NYC for a while, and out into the "here be dragons" lands of flyover country.
Posted by: Hands at January 02, 2019 04:25 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Alan Jackson at January 02, 2019 04:25 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Mittens Rombley at January 02, 2019 04:25 PM (vtcmf)
"Everything that has a beginning, has an end." The Oracle
That stream has to end somewhere. Looks like it dumps into Lake Cesspool, where the American Dream goes to die.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 02, 2019 04:25 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at January 02, 2019 04:24 PM (xJa6I)
*fistbump*
"Stewardess! I speak jive!"
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2019 04:25 PM (NWiLs)
Noam Chomsky suggested President Donald Trump's dedication to destroying human life was even worse than Adolf Hitler.
The famed political scientist and linguist has described the Republican Party as the most dangerous organization in human history, due to its policies on climate change and nuclear weapons, and he said Trump was single-handedly making the world more dangerous for the human species, reported Democracy Now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Ah, Democracy now - that's bastion of sanity.. Sorry I usually trust but verify but I'll take your word on this one.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 02, 2019 04:25 PM (9B/d8)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 02, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)
I just shortened it. On the order of JEF.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2019 04:26 PM (+JEuv)
Where's the mac and cheese?
Posted by: Panhandler at January 02, 2019 04:27 PM (pA4nI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2019 04:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Knights of Columbus at January 02, 2019 04:27 PM (e1q4h)
The famed political scientist and linguist has described the Republican Party as the most dangerous organization in human history, due to its policies on climate change and nuclear weapons, and he said Trump was single-handedly making the world more dangerous for the human species, reported Democracy Now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Well, if you've got the name, might as well play the game, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2019 04:28 PM (Ofz3/)
Raul wishes Obama was still president of the U.S.
Isn't it funny how all the world's despots loved Bammy. Wonder why that is. Any clue, Mittens?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 02, 2019 04:28 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 02, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)
You're in luck, 'cause my favorite meat is hamburgers. And my other favorite meat is Hot Dogs.
Posted by: Senator-Elect Mitt "Common Man" Romney at January 02, 2019 04:28 PM (mvp+a)
"Everything that has a beginning, has an end." The Oracle
That stream has to end somewhere. Looks like it dumps into Lake Cesspool, where the American Dream goes to die.
Posted by: GnuBreed
"All this has happened before. All this will happen again." --the principle of Eternal Return
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 02, 2019 04:29 PM (AM1GF)
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at January 02, 2019 04:21 PM (UsCnO)
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That's why I could always start drinking at 7 AM.
Posted by: Joe Holdmibier at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (vDqXW)
I know my politics suck, but I'm good at practical information.
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at January 02, 2019 04:29 PM (UsCnO)
or you could use the one from (iirc) one of the police squad movies that used words like "mnemonic" and "pneumatic".
Posted by: Anachronda at January 02, 2019 04:29 PM (NmR1a)
Noam Chomsky suggested President Donald Trump's dedication to destroying human life was even worse than Adolf Hitler.
And yet by all indications, Chomsky will die a natural death asleep in his bed, free and prosperous, after a long life.
On the other hand, if Chomps had criticized a commie President for being a tyrant, he's have already died in prison, victim of a totally non-suspicious suicide with a Salad-Shooter that he smuggled into his cell.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2019 04:29 PM (veoSD)
Presidential
Candidate
To be fair, it also stands for
Failed
Primary
Candidate
Posted by: Knights of Columbus at January 02, 2019 04:27 PM (e1q4h)
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FPCx2 MR
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:30 PM (vDqXW)
Climate change is bad because it kills people
Am I seeing a contradiction here?
Posted by: Max Power at January 02, 2019 04:30 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at January 02, 2019 04:21 PM
**Looks at beer sitting on desk...looks at clock.
Hides beer under desk.**
Posted by: Diogenes
Always do vodka at work. (No smell)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2019 04:30 PM (2GjZZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2019 04:30 PM (+JEuv)
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2019 04:30 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2019 04:30 PM (2GjZZ)
Unless you work from home. Then, who cares?
Posted by: Sponge at January 02, 2019 04:30 PM (F4u7C)
Liz Warren
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Cap't Cuck at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM (Y274z)
The problem is that the ratchet always turns left because of all the squishy republicans I've helped to put into office, and all we get from them is failure theater.
However, I'm slowing coming around to the realization that the only way we can get true change is to stop voting for the squishes and force the issue. I'm not ready yet to vote for democrats, but not voting for a squish might be one way to get the party started.
Posted by: Last at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM (8HiDF)
Posted by: Cap't Cuck at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM (Y274z)
Liar. We ALL know you've tried it, already, several times.
Posted by: Sponge at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Senator-Elect Mitt "Common Man" Romney at January 02, 2019 04:28 PM
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And I always keep hotsauce in my purse in the cities.
Posted by: Mitt "Common Man" Romney at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: No one ever at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM (t6MX/)
So what? You know he just says things like that to be edgy and outrageous. He lives for it, as most douches do.
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Hildabeast at January 02, 2019 04:32 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 02, 2019 04:32 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Cap't Cuck at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM (Y274z)
Liar. We ALL know you've tried it, already, several times.
Posted by: Sponge at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM (F4u7C)
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We're feeling neglected.
Posted by: Rum and The Lash at January 02, 2019 04:32 PM (vDqXW)
You're in luck, 'cause my favorite meat is hamburgers. And my other favorite meat is Hot Dogs.
Posted by: Senator-Elect Mitt "Common Man" Romney at January 02, 2019 04:28 PM (mvp+a)
I like hot dogs.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 02, 2019 04:33 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM (T6t7i)
His Afghan winter prediction was right on the mark....if the mark was a big old wrong button.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 02, 2019 04:33 PM (wyeK6)
I like hot dogs.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 02, 2019 04:33 PM (8iiMU)
Unprotected, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge at January 02, 2019 04:34 PM (F4u7C)
the only way we can get true change is to stop voting for the squishes
and force the issue. I'm not ready yet to vote for democrats, but not
voting for a squish might be one way to get the party started.
Posted by: Last at January 02, 2019 04:31 PM
The difference is that we never had anyone who had Trump's natural political abilities, combined with the right time to strike. He would have lost in '12. '16 was unique.
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2019 04:34 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2019 04:26 PM
Behold the power of a fully-operational pen and a phone!
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at January 02, 2019 04:34 PM (ctuyM)
I just read that Harry Reid is dying of pancreatic cancer. I did not know that.
From his deathbed, he announces that like his Deep State comrade Mitt Romney, he despises Trump. That I did know.
As long as he's yakking, he could at least reveal the locations of the young boys' graves in and around Searchlight.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 02, 2019 04:34 PM (Oeec8)
The hubris is shocking. Romney does not see himself as representing the State of Utah in the US, he sees himself as a Statesman on the world stage.
Bleah.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 02, 2019 04:34 PM (MIKMs)
Yes indeed I did, finally. Big gaffe between email and internet home page. Had to set up a whole new application. Did get registered for the NOVA MOME finally, I'm gong to DC Ma!
Posted by: Panhandler at January 02, 2019 04:35 PM (pA4nI)
Posted by: Skip
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In Russia, they have a saying:
It's 10am somewhere.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 02, 2019 04:35 PM (nEylt)
If the Republican Party delivered on half--hell 10%!-- of what they campaigned on, the Democrats would be a regional party fighting for scraps with the Greens.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 02, 2019 04:32 PM (TN1P5)
Werd.
Funny thing, when Trump was looking like he was going to take the nomination, I wasn't happy (originally a Cruz guy here). But I figured that if I were able to get 10% of what I wanted out of the Golden Scalp Weasel, then I'd be happy as a clam. Giddy, even.
Talk about over delivering....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2019 04:35 PM (veoSD)
And Willard, get stuffed!
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:35 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2019 04:34 PM (T6t7i)
Because the Democrats ran the most unlikable and over confident candidate in our history .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 02, 2019 04:35 PM (wyeK6)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 02, 2019 04:34 PM (Oeec
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Sounds like he's now okay with Romney not paying his taxes--is that *character*? Not paying taxes??!!
Posted by: Hair on Fire at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (vDqXW)
I just read that Harry Reid is dying of pancreatic cancer. I did not know that.
I despise Harry Reid. But pancreatic cancer is fucking awful. So I think I'll just hold any further comment.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (NWiLs)
The difference is that we never had anyone who had Trump's natural political abilities, combined with the right time to strike. He would have lost in '12. '16 was unique.
Posted by: pep
In 2020 it will probably be back to Santa Claus vs Satan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (aKsyK)
My favorite con is the Badger Game. I've been in it many times. So many, I can do it myself. Although very few homos want to bang me anymore...
Posted by: Mitt Romani at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (n2qRY)
Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn discuss The Lord of the Rings.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2019 04:22 PM (Rzzqp)
That's funny. But it raises the question, why did the lefty linguist, Chomsky, make all these contributions to our understandings of grammar, and Tolkien, also a linguist, waste his time masturbating over hairy hobbit feet? Why do conservatives retreat into fantasy instead of making important contributions to technologies like grammars? Although now I think about it, Lisp is a high level language that predated any of Chomsky's work, so maybe he wasn't that important after all.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (/qEW2)
I just read that Harry Reid is dying of pancreatic cancer. I did not know that.
Well, Harry, you sold out your country for a mess of pottage. I hope it was worth it, because you won't be enjoying your ill-gotten gains. Well, perhaps some barbecue sauce.
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (NWiLs)
I think it's ok. He's EARNED it.
Posted by: Sponge at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (F4u7C)
Liz knows what a beer is, because she watches NFL football and pays attention to the ads.
But set a cold Pilzner, an IPA, and a Stout side by side and tell her if she doesn't identify them correctly then terrible things will happen, there would be no way she got them right.
Liz can barely tell the difference between beer and wine.
But she certainly likes her whine.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (+JEuv)
It's 10am somewhere.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 02, 2019 04:35 PM (nEylt)
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I LOLled.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:37 PM (vDqXW)
If we had a decent RNC they would determine which seats actually can be won and get the vote out in 2020.
Posted by: torabora at January 02, 2019 04:37 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 02, 2019 04:37 PM (nEylt)
The problem is that this only works if the squishes care about winning. I am pretty sure a whole lot of people followed your strategy in 2008 and 2012. And 2018.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 02, 2019 04:37 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2019 04:30 PM
*************
I do work from home...but Mrs. D patrols the hallway in front of my office den.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2019 04:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:37 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: wth at January 02, 2019 03:56 PM
** golf clap **
Posted by: Hands at January 02, 2019 04:38 PM (786Ro)
Follow the recipe that got us JugEars, then we'll get more of AOC and Beto.
Posted by: socalcon at January 02, 2019 04:38 PM (Roy2Z)
I despise Harry Reid. But pancreatic cancer is fucking awful. So I think I'll just hold any further comment.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (NWiLs)
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Some things you don't wish on even your worst enemy. This in one of them.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 02, 2019 04:38 PM (ffYR/)
"We're not quite as bad as the democrats."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 02, 2019 04:37 PM (nEylt)
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"And we're no way as scary as those guys to the right of us!"
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:39 PM (vDqXW)
If another member of the Uniparty says his fellow party member isn't conservative, he ain't.
Suck it, Mittens.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 02, 2019 04:39 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:37 PM (n13/j)
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His tombstone?
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:39 PM (vDqXW)
I'm betting that the shutdown doesn't go too long. I'm going up a day early for the MOME so I can visit the Dulles Smithsonian Air and Space museum, which is presently closed.
Posted by: Panhandler at January 02, 2019 04:40 PM (pA4nI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 04:40 PM (6qErC)
But the existing political order doesn't care for upsets either.
Posted by: PG at January 02, 2019 04:40 PM (Yox9g)
This year, things are different. Yes, Romney will definitely cuck and probably drag Ben Sissy along with him. The fact remains that if more than three Republicans embrace their Secret Democrat, Congress will be voting to execute itself. So I'm not worried, and neither is the President, or he wouldn't be icing cabinet members who failed to live up to his standards.
Posted by: trev006 at January 02, 2019 04:40 PM (HEZSM)
So many families need closure.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 02, 2019 04:40 PM (punUw)
I haven't read a damn thing by Chomsky.
IIRC, in the '50s, he came up with a theory of how language developed. I believe it's been shown to be complete BS. (Tom Wolfe wrote a book about it)
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2019 04:40 PM (T6t7i)
I don't care.
I do look forward to the funeral...make the country forget about Wellstone.
Need to stock up on beer.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2019 04:40 PM (0tfLf)
You are a better man than I. Let him die in pain.
And I have quite a little list.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2019 04:41 PM (hyuyC)
And I didn't see, in the long list of disparate, often straw-mannish topics, the topic of reducing US military spending to a level matching "conservative" strategy, as per these young Beltway shallow thinkers. That is, 70% reduction, or more.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 02, 2019 04:41 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 02, 2019 04:42 PM (wyeK6)
Failed
Presidential
Candidate
To be fair, it also stands for
Failed
Primary
Candidate
Posted by: Knights of Columbus at January 02, 2019 04:27 PM (e1q4h)
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FPCx2 MR
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:30 PM (vDqXW)
Is the proper way to say it "FPC, Mitt Romney", or is is best to say it "Mitt Romney, FPC"?
I want to get this correct, because in the future it will be used a lot. Thanks in advance.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 02, 2019 04:42 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 02, 2019 04:38 PM (ffYR/)
Agreed. He was a shite politician but that is not rare. He is out of the game and doesn't bother me anymore. I hope he and his family have some peace.
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:42 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: trev006
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The senate could do what the British house of lords did in 1911 - vote to make themselves a non-voting body. I could actually see that happening.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 02, 2019 04:42 PM (nEylt)
So many families need closure.
______________
When his wife dies and their house is sold, they'll probably be finding bodies in every crawl space and under the cement in the garage, just like in John Wayne Gacy's house.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 02, 2019 04:43 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 02, 2019 04:38 PM (ffYR/)
Flag on the play. Improper use of "you". Five yard penalty. Replay the down.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 02, 2019 04:43 PM (WdNME)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 02, 2019 04:43 PM (MIKMs)
That being said, remember to vote early and often in the GOP Primaries and keep an eye out for any suspicious activity; I wouldn't put vote fraud past the GOPe.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 02, 2019 04:43 PM (mvp+a)
I despise Harry Reid. But pancreatic cancer is fucking awful. So I think I'll just hold any further comment.
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I just heard pancreatic cancer was just inflicted with Harry Reid. Poor pancreatic cancer.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 02, 2019 04:44 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2019 04:45 PM (+JEuv)
Posted by: Mitt Romani at January 02, 2019 04:45 PM (n2qRY)
I want to get this correct, because in the future it will be used a lot. Thanks in advance.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 02, 2019 04:42 PM (UsCnO)
FPC Mitt Romney with no comma.
Posted by: Emmie at January 02, 2019 04:46 PM (4HMW8)
If we had a decent RNC they would determine which seats actually can be won and get the vote out in 2020.
Posted by: torabora at January 02, 2019 04:37 PM (Y274z)
Voter fraud. Don't forget the voter fraud. All those votes that started piling in after the polls closed when it became apparent the Dem candidate had lost.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 02, 2019 04:46 PM (/qEW2)
You haven't missed much.
His theory of grammar was centered around the idea that all/most knowledge was innate, and that grammar (linguistic communication) to be a system of rules that one could use to build communication...
Newspeak, in other words. Turned out to be a pile of shiite.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 04:46 PM (6qErC)
I haven't read a damn thing by Chomsky.
IIRC, in the
'50s, he came up with a theory of how language developed. I believe it's
been shown to be complete BS. (Tom Wolfe wrote a book about it)
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2019 04:40 PM (T6t7i)
So not that one. I am not chomskying at the bit here, but it seems many of you have read him. If there is an important work I would give it a go just to know more about him than the name and his leftism. If there is nothing of real value, I won't miss it I think.
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:46 PM (n13/j)
I hate it when I'm in the shower room at the club and the other guys start grabbing me by the mish...
Posted by: Mitt Romani at January 02, 2019 04:48 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2019 04:49 PM (OaqE8)
I haven't read a damn thing by Chomsky.
IIRC, in the '50s, he came up with a theory of how language developed. I believe it's been shown to be complete BS. (Tom Wolfe wrote a book about it)
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2019 04:40 PM (T6t7i)
Transformational grammar was Chomsky's thing, if memory serves. It's a big theory but basically says that grammar is innate and we just learn the surface structure of individual languages. I don't think it's been disproved but it's definitely got holes. Bear in mind that I'm not a linguist, don't play one on TV, your grammar may vary.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2019 04:49 PM (RD7QR)
Harry Reid reminds me and a million other people of the Senator in Godfather II.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 02, 2019 04:42 PM (wyeK6)
More like the guy on the Nevada Gaming Commission that Ace Rothstein comped at the Tangiers. Because in fact, that character in Casino was supposedly based on Reid himself.
I always get a kick out of the fact that Reid was played by a Smothers Brother on film.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2019 04:49 PM (veoSD)
It's funny because early Chomsky was all about how power is collected and used against the average person, now he wants the government to take revenge on the average person for "destroying the planet".
Just goes to show you, you can't believe anything a progressive writes won't be modified post hoc as desired.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:50 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 02, 2019 04:50 PM (oZ6kz)
But, I'll bet Allahpundit is just tumescent about this Romney, FPC stuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 02, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)
Look up his anti Vietnam war piece. Will tell you more about him than a dozen wikistupida articles.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 04:50 PM (6qErC)
I don't think the House lost seats b/c voters said 'let's just give
it to the other side'. We lost because there were more of them in those
districts that voted than of us.
If we had a decent RNC they would determine which seats actually can be won and get the vote out in 2020.
Posted by: torabora at January 02, 2019 04:37 PM (Y274z)
Voter fraud. Don't forget the voter fraud. All those votes that
started piling in after the polls closed when it became apparent the Dem
candidate had lost.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 02, 2019 04:46 PM (/qEW2)
In 2016, the state of California made "ballot harvesting" legal. It is NOT legal. It is complete corruption of the secret ballot. The anti-American press will continue to hide this criminal activity, because it benefits their side.
So until a Federal judge declares this unconstitutional, kiss California's House seats good bye forever.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 02, 2019 04:50 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2019 04:35 PM (veoSD)
I bet you share that sentiment with most here. Spot on with me and I'm the most normal person there is...
Posted by: DanMan at January 02, 2019 04:51 PM (XTiHL)
Noam's claim to fame is a shoddy scholarly study on linguistic origins, now thoroughly debunked. Yet his 'fame' lives on.
Which reminds me of Pocahontas' study on bankruptcy, another proven steaming pile of crap.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 02, 2019 04:51 PM (Z4rgH)
Anyeay, Pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon, ribs, fried chicked, rice and tomato gravy, creamed garlic and cheese spinich, corn casserole, black eyed peas, green beans, collards, whiskey pie, banana pudding, chocolate cake, pecan pie and ice cream.I had 5 plates for lunch. Then dinner 2 large pizzas. And lots of sleep and sex with my girl.
Best New Years that I can remember. Had a great leg and shoulder GAiNZZZ day today. Getting strong and healthy for The Burning Times.
Posted by: literally serious at January 02, 2019 04:51 PM (FKHWN)
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2019 04:49 PM (OaqE
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He's really not, though. Conceit can create endless springs of idiocy.
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:51 PM (vDqXW)
I just heard pancreatic cancer was just inflicted with Harry Reid. Poor pancreatic cancer.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 02, 2019 04:44 PM
Thank You I never laughed so hard, I needed a good laugh today.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 02, 2019 04:51 PM (dKiJG)
Yeah, that's it. The funny part is that he obviously believes himself to be a premier intellectual. Much like MowDeGrass Tyson.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 04:51 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Emmie at January 02, 2019 04:46 PM (4HMW
Agreed. It's putting FPC in place of Senator.
Posted by: m at January 02, 2019 04:52 PM (VmWui)
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Huh. I thought that was normal shower room conduct and that everyone liked it.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 02, 2019 04:52 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at January 02, 2019 04:53 PM (oI6j8)
Here's where I disagree.
He has the facility to not be an idiot, but he chooses idiocy.
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2019 04:53 PM (OaqE8)
Posted by: m at January 02, 2019 04:52 PM (VmWui)
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Not to be confused with FPS (Fetid POS)
Posted by: Axeman at January 02, 2019 04:53 PM (vDqXW)
I haven't read a damn thing by Chomsky.
IIRC, in the '50s, he came up with a theory of how language
developed. I believe it's been shown to be complete BS. (Tom Wolfe wrote
a book about it)
Posted by: pep at January 02, 2019 04:40 PM (T6t7i)
Transformational grammar was Chomsky's thing, if memory serves. It's
a big theory but basically says that grammar is innate and we just
learn the surface structure of individual languages. I don't think it's
been disproved but it's definitely got holes. Bear in mind that I'm not a
linguist, don't play one on TV, your grammar may vary.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2019 04:49 PM (RD7QR)
Ok, thanks for the replies all. I think I am getting the picture. I don't think I really care that much right now if grammar is innate or not. And since he is a commie, I will let that knowledge pass me by at this juncture.
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:53 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 04:53 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: garrett at January 02, 2019 04:53 PM (OaqE8)
333 FPC Mitt Romney with no comma.
Posted by: Emmie at January 02, 2019 04:46 PM (4HMW
Agreed. It's putting FPC in place of Senator.
Posted by: m at January 02, 2019 04:52 PM (VmWui)
Thanks, Horde. I knew I could count on you to help.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 02, 2019 04:54 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 02, 2019 04:54 PM (39g3+)
did the lefty linguist, Chomsky, make all these contributions to our
understandings of grammar, and Tolkien, also a linguist, waste his time
masturbating over hairy hobbit feet? Why do conservatives retreat into
fantasy instead of making important contributions to technologies like
grammars? Although now I think about it, Lisp is a high level language
that predated any of Chomsky's work, so maybe he wasn't that important
after all.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 02, 2019 04:36 PM (/qEW2)
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Chomsky came up with a big theory that everyone loved and then was proven false.
Tolkien, on the other hand worked on the ORIGINAL Oxford English Dictionary, completely revolutionized the study of historic tales like Beowulf and - in his spare time - created an entire genre of fiction that offers timeless moral tales.
But Chomsky gets quoted by leftist media, so he does have that.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at January 02, 2019 04:54 PM (cfSRQ)
A suit on unequal protection looks like it has merits. Republicans have been dis-enfranchized deliberately.
CA is a one-party state.
Which will not end well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2019 04:55 PM (hyuyC)
It's not our fault that most Trump supporters are illiterate. We found every one of the deplorables who was able to write. It's not as if we were working with Obama people. Man .,.. those were the days! No, we are dealing with all the wee-wee'd up bitter clingers.
Posted by: Washington Navel Examiner at January 02, 2019 04:55 PM (h0xa8)
Look up his anti Vietnam war piece. Will tell you more about him than a dozen wikistupida articles.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2019 04:50 PM (6qErC)
Will do. I hope I can stomach it. The more I think about it, I believe I have purposely avoided this guy all along. But never a single teacher or prof suggested a thing he wrote. So there it is.
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 04:58 PM (n13/j)
NeverTrumpers to write but only four pro-Trump people, even though 88%
of the party supports Trump,
It's not our fault that most Trump supporters are illiterate. We
found every one of the deplorables who was able to write. It's not as
if we were working with Obama people. Man .,.. those were the days!
No, we are dealing with all the wee-wee'd up bitter clingers.
Posted by: Washington Navel Examiner at January 02, 2019 04:55 PM (h0xa
Thanks Washington Compost. But that is not fair, the Obama people are now your coworkers.
Posted by: Quint at January 02, 2019 05:01 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: geoffb at January 02, 2019 05:01 PM (zOpu5)
The truth is you can work a lifetime with computers, programming, and developing software, and not see a single reference to Chomsky. I've been coding for 25 years and not once have heard of his influence in programming languages, except for political forums. He's completely irrelevant.
Posted by: fb at January 02, 2019 05:02 PM (JVEmw)
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Truly, one of the worst politicians of the 21st Century. Corrupt, lying scumbag with power and large following on the Left. Their support of villains like Reid is what caused me to treat my "friends" of Progressive orientation from arm's length. Realized that only someone that does not believe in or doesn't work on practicing principles like honesty, good faith and fair dealing, intelligence and good will to all men would utter a defense of this scumbag of a human being, let alone vote for him, parrot his lies or actively support him.
Lawyer friend back in the day tells commercial real-estate transaction story re Harry Reid, circa before he was Majority Leader. This dude and his commercial client were trying to get development permits and complete a big real-estate deal in Nevada, and in the mix of trying to secure additional debt and equity funding, were approached by a family member of Harry Reid, asking for a piece of the equity at a price less than the market, and on initial pitch call, Harry Reid helicopters into the conference call and says something like "Just wanted to say how good [So and So] is at getting things done in Nevada and I hope you seriously consider his proposal. I've been reading about your project and and it sounds like a good thing, so good luck to everyone! [said in tone and manner nice as could be, my friend says.]"
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