Trans "Woman" Politely Asks GameStop Clerk to Treat Her With the Kindness to Which a Lady Is Entitled

Obviously this is a woman. Obviously.

I have no idea why this little lady is even defensive about that.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:39 PM




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1 Looks like someone has issues.

Posted by: Bosk at December 28, 2018 04:37 PM (9m9TT)

2 Wow....maam.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 28, 2018 04:37 PM (JUOKG)

3 It looks threatening and violent. Call the cops.

Posted by: Chris M at December 28, 2018 04:37 PM (eAZVt)

4 Maybe it's "that time of the month".

Posted by: Bosk at December 28, 2018 04:37 PM (9m9TT)

5 I'm willing to be minimally polite. But if someone goes off on me for a courtesy, fuck em with a rusty chainsaw.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 04:38 PM (xJa6I)

6 They're not mentally ill, though. Seriously.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 28, 2018 04:38 PM (4ErVI)

7 Coulda been #1 but I watched the stupid bint

Posted by: zeera at December 28, 2018 04:38 PM (+UeSQ)

8 Oh good lord. And LOL @ 4.

Posted by: lizabth at December 28, 2018 04:38 PM (RFh5Y)

9
Rod Steiger is rolling in his grave...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2018 04:38 PM (/9p9e)

10 Been here too long to make a rookie mistake like that...

Posted by: zeera at December 28, 2018 04:39 PM (+UeSQ)

11 Just another garden variety lunatic.

Posted by: backbeat baby at December 28, 2018 04:39 PM (w7KSn)

12 'Cheers bitch'

Posted by: Redenzo at December 28, 2018 04:39 PM (14qvS)

13 Ain't retail grand?

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2018 04:39 PM (NLLmE)

14 How ladylike and delicate xe is.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 28, 2018 04:39 PM (U5tDi)

15 I spent my load in the previous thread. Mental illness is a terrible thing.

Posted by: flounder, evil, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 28, 2018 04:39 PM (t6MX/)

16 You would be pissed too if you had your dick cut off to be that.

Posted by: Lady Gagme at December 28, 2018 04:39 PM (S6nOH)

17
Get out of here, Ma'am, before I kick in you in the balls.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (aliAg)

18 What a gentle, feminine flower!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (W+vEI)

19 I don't even want to watch it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (cqNba)

20
"Very petite, Betsy! Very petite!"

- - Daffy Duck

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (/9p9e)

21 It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world.

This thing is sucking oxygen and Bre Payton is dead.

Hmm. Weird game.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (xJa6I)

22 18 What a gentle, feminine flower!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (W+vEI)


Pistil-Packin' Mama?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (/9p9e)

23 Liberals in a nutshell.

Posted by: exhelodrvr at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (NrWYG)

24
Quite Clearly I Am Not!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (Wr3DZ)

25 "It's 'ma'am, m#therf#cker, let's take it outside!!"

What is: something I have (as a woman) never, ever said in my life?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 04:41 PM (W+vEI)

26 I don't even want to watch it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (cqNba)
---------

Don't. It will hurt your eyes AND your ears and yes yes yes I know you were in the Navy.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 28, 2018 04:41 PM (U5tDi)

27 I hope the kid is making $15/hr to put up with that

Posted by: zeera at December 28, 2018 04:41 PM (+UeSQ)

28 Thats a man baby!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 28, 2018 04:41 PM (0OmEj)

29 19
I applaud your wisdom and restraint!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 28, 2018 04:41 PM (f3oO4)

30 23 Liberals in a nutshell.
Posted by: exhelodrvr at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (NrWYG)


Otherwise known as a scrotum...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2018 04:41 PM (/9p9e)

31 Everyday there is a new barrier breached in mental illness.
And the democrat party fully supports mental illness and breaking barriers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 28, 2018 04:41 PM (pw+jk)

32
16 You would be pissed too if you had your dick cut off to be that.
Posted by: Lady Gagme at December 28, 2018 04:39 PM (S6nOH)

----

I don't think he can afford it.

Maybe after he goes to jail he can make the government pay.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 28, 2018 04:41 PM (aliAg)

33 Trans "Woman" Politely Asks GameStop Clerk to Treat Her With the Kindness to Which a Lady Is Entitled



Show me a non prostate carrying "lady", and I will.
You got a prostate, FU.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2018 04:42 PM (kDUUX)

34
It will Jame Gumb you to death...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2018 04:42 PM (/9p9e)

35 it doesn't seem like he had anything cut off ... still has the testosterone ... he's just NUTS.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2018 04:42 PM (Cus5s)

36 she seems nice

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 04:42 PM (d7Ww2)

37 I could only watch the first 37 seconds but if anyone who was there got through that without giggling I applaud their self-control.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 28, 2018 04:42 PM (U5tDi)

38 Males of Mizzou! You *are* allowed to ask this woman out on date!

Posted by: University of Missouri Administration at December 28, 2018 04:43 PM (OMsf+)

39 Calm your tits, Dude.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 28, 2018 04:43 PM (yQpMk)

40 Someone should have said, "Listen, little lady, you just need to calm down."

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 28, 2018 04:43 PM (U5tDi)

41 36

So...
You've been at the meds again?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 28, 2018 04:43 PM (f3oO4)

42 corgi's called

Posted by: zeera at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (+UeSQ)

43 Males of Mizzou! You *are* allowed to ask this woman out on date!
===
Males of Mizzou you are required to ask this "woman" out on a date.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (pw+jk)

44 All because GS doesn't carry trans-mini DnD figurines.

Posted by: 13times at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (K3B2k)

45 Yeah, xher! You give it to that privileged twit! We all know the most privileged members of our society are Gamestop employees. How dare this monster who has to deal with confused and angry parents, screaming kids, and douchey game hipsters all day not indulge your permanent shim cosplay.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (oZ6kz)

46 The only retort to that is laughter. Yeah, that's one sick puppy, but ridicule has its uses.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (RkS3d)

47 But remember, it's not mental illness.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (/tuJf)

48 Perfectly sane, normal and well-adjusted.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

49
Funny thing is GameStop will most definitely issue an apology for this.

And then, get sued.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (Wr3DZ)

50 40 Someone should have said, "Listen, little lady, you just need to calm down."

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here

or, "bless your heart, sweetie."

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (d7Ww2)

51 The lady likes to lift.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (2LelM)

52 Damn, xe looks like John Cleese playing a woman.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (xjiRE)

53 "Obviously" doesn't mean what it used to, I guess.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (m45I2)

54 Someone should have said, "Listen, little lady, you just need to calm down."

Posted by: bluebell ~


"Listen, little lady, you just need to calm down. Go back to the break room and make everyone sammiches."

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (kDUUX)

55 Someone should have said, "Listen, little lady, you just need to calm down."





Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 28, 2018 04:43 PM (U5tDi)

==
Golf Clap.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 28, 2018 04:44 PM (pw+jk)

56 She looks...available.

Posted by: Mizzou Freshman at December 28, 2018 04:45 PM (Y9zp1)

57 Psycho freak.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 28, 2018 04:45 PM (p0nVR)

58 I'm sorry I called you sir, but it was the Adam's apple and the five o'clock shadow that threw me off.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2018 04:45 PM (gC2IV)

59 "Transgenders" belong in ovens.

Yeah, I know. But Hitler! Don't care.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2018 04:45 PM (H5knJ)

60 I don't don't what her problem is. I liked the new Tomb Raider and with the exception of all the liberal pablum smattered through out the game, Spiderman has been very entertaining. The game even has a radio host that sounds like Rush Limbaugh.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 28, 2018 04:45 PM (xqfqx)

61 Don't game shops stock shotguns?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2018 04:45 PM (2LelM)

62 Calm your dick, Lady.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2018 04:45 PM (cqNba)

63 We need to completely restructure our society to acconodate she/it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2018 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)

64 Too bad, I think I'm taller the her.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 28, 2018 04:46 PM (xqfqx)

65 "Calm down, ma'am. You seem confused. You were trying to buy a copy of Red Dead Redemption 2 - I believe you meant to buy Cooking Mama."

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 04:46 PM (oZ6kz)

66 Why would you keep "her" (him really) in your life? Crazy is real and life is short. I feel for the clerk.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 28, 2018 04:46 PM (0OmEj)

67 This is why there needs to be a pocket sized roll of ducktape on the market.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 28, 2018 04:46 PM (yQpMk)

68 Good news is she is tall for a woman.

I think ace is in the pocket of Big Truvada.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 04:46 PM (/tuJf)

69 Helloooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

70 We'd let it the restroom with girls.

Posted by: Target at December 28, 2018 04:46 PM (1g7ch)

71 Anyone gets hit, sing out. Slap iron to it. It's the fastest way to stop the bleeding.

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2018 04:46 PM (wxZSX)

72 We don't sell those violent games to "ladies" or to the mentally ill.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (pw+jk)

73 65 "Calm down, ma'am. You seem confused. You were trying to buy a copy of Red Dead Redemption 2 - I believe you meant to buy Cooking Mama."
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 04:46 PM (oZ6kz)

Oh shit LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

74 I hope the kid is making $15/hr to put up with that

Well, he was...

Posted by: Corporate HR at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (Y9zp1)

75 Good news is she is tall for a woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 04:46 PM (/tuJf)
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Go for it.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (U5tDi)

76 Looks like a man, walks like a man, sounds like a man.
Must be a duck.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

77 Seems fake to me.Just at a glance.

Posted by: steevy at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (BXMxN)

78 I do not understand how anyone could have ever regarded people like this as mentally ill.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (7Ml7x)

79
He's a spirited little filly

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (TAmPV)

80 Sugar and Spice, and Everything Nice.

Status:

[X] Revoked
[ ] Active

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (sHVgQ)

81 "Transgenders" belong in ovens.

The Great North American Prosperity Kanal wept.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (yQpMk)

82 I just wanted to make minimum wage and meet a few chicks that play Smash Bros! I didn't sign up for this shit!

Posted by: Gamestop Clerk at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (oZ6kz)

83 And the homo pilot said you can either jump or give it up. -Did you jump?

Yes, at first.

Posted by: Ze Man at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (chUvx)

84 How ladylike and delicate xe is.

-
I'm pretty sure she's a ballerina.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (+y/Ru)

85 I'm guessing that addressing 'her' as sugartits wouldn't go over well either.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2018 04:47 PM (Z4rgH)

86 >>Go for it.

I like my women shorter.

And less of a man.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (/tuJf)

87 It's almost as if...as if trannys are mentally unstable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (sHVgQ)

88 Hissy-fit.

Posted by: Biff Baxter at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (xD1DL)

89 In what universe does a woman ever say "let's take it outside"?

Posted by: Holdfast at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (BUjRk)

90 Ran into one those in upstate NY a year or so ago. They really live in a world separate from us humans. I can only imagine the number of pharmaceuticals they are digesting at any moment. Fucking Aliens from Space.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (2LelM)

91 Even when "she" is angry, "she" ain't cute.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (IfYaq)

92 This is what the commiecrats mandate shares a bathroom with your little girls.

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (kD8Fh)

93 You can't buy this because you are overweight by a penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (pw+jk)

94
Very few things people do perplex or befuddle me.

But I cannot understand the link between video games and men who pretend to be women.

The only link I can suss out is the aspect of Fantasy in both video games and so-called trans sufferers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (Wr3DZ)

95 Xhe reminds me of someone and I can't quite figure out who.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

96 69 Helloooo nurse!
Posted by: Insomniac

*blushes

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)

97 I cannot understand this without chyrons.

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at December 28, 2018 04:49 PM (Ewp7H)

98 4
Maybe it's "that time of the month".

Posted by: Bosk


A day that ends in y?

Posted by: pep at December 28, 2018 04:49 PM (T6t7i)

99 "Lady, I'll need you to take your balls off the counter and leave the store immediately."

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 04:49 PM (NAs56)

100 This seems like a very tedious and embarassing way to getting around to eating a bullet.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 28, 2018 04:49 PM (2LelM)

101

However, when the man said "Quite clearly I am not [a man," that's when I suspected this might be a hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 04:49 PM (Wr3DZ)

102 95
Xhe reminds me of someone and I can't quite figure out who.

Posted by: Insomniac


Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by: pep at December 28, 2018 04:49 PM (T6t7i)

103 HULK INSIST ON PROPER PRONOUNS!!!!

Posted by: Xe-Hulk at December 28, 2018 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

104 Well bless it's heart

Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2018 04:49 PM (O2RFr)

105 He is not even making the effort to be a chick. No fake rack, just grown out hair, makeup and earrings. That's it. Even dresses like the dude that he really is.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 04:50 PM (ffYR/)

106 Hey, man. Don't get your panties in a wad.

Posted by: Gamestop Clerk at December 28, 2018 04:50 PM (SCiS1)

107 Someone's looking for a quick payoff

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2018 04:50 PM (U7k5w)

108 You can tell me all day long that "thing" is normal. But I ain't buying it. Nope. And I would have been laughing my ass off if I were there in the store witnessing that little tantrum.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 28, 2018 04:50 PM (RkS3d)

109 89 In what universe does a woman ever say "let's take it outside"?
Posted by: Holdfast at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (BUjRk)

------------

I will fuck you up!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 28, 2018 04:50 PM (gC2IV)

110 I am so proud of my constituent for standing up for his, uh I mean, his, uh um her(?) beliefs. WE need more people like him, I mean uh his, uh her in our country standing up for his, I mean uh, her rights.

Posted by: Nancy pelosi at December 28, 2018 04:50 PM (xWzjc)

111 Looks like somebody got some sand in their penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 28, 2018 04:50 PM (pw+jk)

112 105 He is not even making the effort to be a chick. No fake rack, just grown out hair, makeup and earrings. That's it. Even dresses like the dude that he really is.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


I think xhe's in it for the pink t-shirt

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 04:50 PM (d7Ww2)

113 >>>99 "Lady, I'll need you to take your balls off the counter and leave the store immediately."


HULK OFFENDED!!! HULK DEMAND APOLOGY!!!!

Posted by: Xe-Hulk at December 28, 2018 04:51 PM (PbpT7)

114 The clerk should ahve called the cops on that nut (who destroyed property). And the idiot can finhd the corporate number on the friggin website.

This girlyman should have been tased. Several times. In the nuts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 04:51 PM (VnmhN)

115 Well, we know for sure he's not a transvestite.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2018 04:51 PM (m45I2)

116 I wonder if xhe asks clerks at the pharmacy to put the lotion in the basket

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2018 04:51 PM (ZejZP)

117 The clerk said that they had used the word "guys". I've certainly referred to two or more people as "guys" even if one of them was a woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2018 04:51 PM (AllCR)

118 >>However, when the man said "Quite clearly I am not [a man," that's when I suspected this might be a hoax.


Are you saying xe made sure this was filmed and put on the internet to gin up the outrage, Starbucks bathroom scandal-style?!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 04:51 PM (W+vEI)

119 >>He is not even making the effort to be a chick. No fake rack, just grown out hair, makeup and earrings. That's it. Even dresses like the dude that he really is.

It's wearing pink shoes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 04:51 PM (/tuJf)

120 Not sure I would have time for this nonsense if I was this guy clerk.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2018 04:52 PM (/rm4P)

121

And the pink sneakers.

Hoax? Because he acted like a South Park character.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 04:52 PM (Wr3DZ)

122 Who knew that Chris Hemsworth goes to GameStop... carrying a purse?

Posted by: Deanimator at December 28, 2018 04:52 PM (+Z/cK)

123 The tits are:

[ ] Calm
[ ] Not Calm
[X] Psychotic, and imaginary

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2018 04:52 PM (sHVgQ)

124 whatever. until these fucking, wandering, drug addled fucks get the shit beat out of them on a daily basis, this shit will just get worse. no fuckface, you're not normal, or accepted. deal with it. rent a room in a basement apartment and update your skewed lifestyle newsletter. then, kindly go fuck your braindead self. lighter fluid, matches, some assembly needed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2018 04:52 PM (KP5rU)

125 This is why there needs to be a pocket sized roll of ducktape on the market.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 28, 2018 04:46 PM (yQpMk)


Tranquilizer guns ftw. Seriously, if they put those things up for sale to all comers, that shit would sell out faster than Cap'n Kristol's principles.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2018 04:52 PM (Z4rgH)

126 Kick xher in the balls. That will settle that matter right quick.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

127 >>>Looks like somebody got some sand in their penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 28, 2018 04:50 PM (pw+jk)


F ing beaches.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2018 04:52 PM (chUvx)

128 See You Next Tuesday!

Posted by: Captain Queeg at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (UsCnO)

129 I had 22 sacks in one year.

I mean, OBVIOUSLY I'm a "ma'am."

Posted by: Former OSU All-American Linebacker Brian "The Boz" Bosworth at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (PbpT7)

130 We live in an insane asylum.
Happy New Year.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (qt4GF)

131 Yes, because every Ma'am says lets take it outside.

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (NgKpN)

132 So for a little bit of early off topic...

Isn't it about time for a Hawaiian Judge to rule that the 2nd Amendment gives Illegal Aliens the right to own firearms?


https://tinyurl.com/y76f564m

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (cqNba)

133 Someone tell that punk that pink clothing does not a girl make.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (RkS3d)

134 "The only link I can suss out is the aspect of Fantasy in both video games and so-called trans sufferers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 04:48 PM (Wr3DZ) "

What link? I don't think trannies play more video games than your average guy does. Lots of guys are gamers and getting a choppitoffame shouldn't change that.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (oZ6kz)

135 He is not even making the effort to be a chick. No fake rack, just grown out hair, makeup and earrings. That's it. Even dresses like the dude that he really is.

It's wearing pink shoes.
Posted by: JackStraw
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...and carrying a messenger bag purse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (sHVgQ)

136 He is not even making the effort to be a chick. No fake rack, just grown out hair, makeup and earrings. That's it. Even dresses like the dude that he really is.

Yeah, this is the thing. I can put up with bona fide trannies and what not - men trying to actually pass as women. Not because they're not hopelessly fucked up - they are. But they are trying, and even sometimes succeeding more or less, and I can at least appreciate the effort.

But these lazy motherfuckers who look like Carl Weathers from Rocky II? No. Ovens.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (H5knJ)

137 Xhe reminds me of someone

******

Roberta Muldoon from Garp



(No relation)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (m45I2)

138 IT'S MA'AM!
Barbara Boxer would not be impressed. Horny maybe, but not impressed.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

139 Hold on guys.
I have a couple errands to run then I'll be along shortly.

Posted by: SMOD at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (UFgOG)

140 I pity the fool who misgenders me.

Bus' you up.

Posted by: "Mrs." T at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (PbpT7)

141 So long hair, pink shoes and a purse = a woman these days. Biology how do it work?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (OLCnA)

142 He is not even making the effort to be a chick. No fake rack, just grown out hair, makeup and earrings.

I saw one like that. Big guy, like this one, but Jamie Farr to a T.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (Y9zp1)

143 Shockingly, it wasn't Chris-chan.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (+isK9)

144 >He is not even making the effort to be a chick. No fake rack, just grown out hair, makeup and earrings. That's it. Even dresses like the dude that he really is.

It's wearing pink shoes.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 04:51 PM (/tuJf)

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I'm still not seeing any real commitment here.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (ffYR/)

145 >>In what universe does a woman ever say "let's take it outside"?

Prefaced by "It's ma'am, m#therf#cker!!!" several times. Barbara Boxer would not approve!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (W+vEI)

146 missing tag?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (H5knJ)

147 No, ma'am, this isn't the Democrat National Convention.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (UsCnO)

148 The blonde dude should have worn a onesie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (VnmhN)

149 I hate what the world has become.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (l9m7l)

150 Moral of the story: Buff chicks jacked on steroids are scary.

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (wxZSX)

151 And if xe dies, xe dies.

Posted by: Ms. "Ivana" Drago at December 28, 2018 04:54 PM (PbpT7)

152 Dude.
Not even if you were Thai could you pull it off.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2018 04:55 PM (1g7ch)

153
Trannies are big, big, big into the video game and comic book scene.

Disproportionately big.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 04:55 PM (Wr3DZ)

154 Admit it, you're giving me a second look right about now.

Posted by: Islam at December 28, 2018 04:55 PM (o3AYq)

155 Wait, isn't any attempt to purchase something from someone shorter than you a crime? Arrest that lady!

Posted by: Shains -- Oppression Olympics non-medalist at December 28, 2018 04:55 PM (AySDY)

156 141
So long hair, pink shoes and a purse = a woman these days. Biology how do it work?

Posted by: TheQuietMan


But what if it looks like a man purse? I mean, is it best two out of three or what?

Posted by: pep at December 28, 2018 04:55 PM (T6t7i)

157 134>>>

Except a lot of them AREN'T getting it chopped off anymore.

The types of geeks desperate enough to date a tranny want them to be dickchicks.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 04:55 PM (+isK9)

158 as someone said, it could be fake ... mostly because it seems so over the top, including the "take it outside" line. But if it's fake, he does a good job getting into "rage mode".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2018 04:55 PM (Cus5s)

159 Oh, you're a woman? Get to the sammich making then.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2018 04:56 PM (gC2IV)

160 139 Hold on guys.
I have a couple errands to run then I'll be along shortly.
Posted by: SMOD at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (UFgOG)


I'll believe it when I see it my eyes are seared by the fireball.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2018 04:56 PM (xjiRE)

161 One of my best friends ex-husband had the whole surgery. Tragically their son died in a car accident and "He" arrived at the funeral wearing hooker boots, a short leather skirt, along with garish makeup, etc. It was all her dad could do to keep from killing him in the church.

They are seriously mentally ill.

Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2018 04:56 PM (G+Wff)

162 157 134>>>

Except a lot of them AREN'T getting it chopped off anymore.

The types of geeks desperate enough to date a tranny want them to be dickchicks.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 04:55 PM (+isK9)

Getting their futa fantasies fulfilled.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

163 153>>>

Far as I can tell, the vast majority of "female" coders are trannies.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 04:56 PM (+isK9)

164 You can tell me all day long that "thing" is normal.

-
You're not pretending hard enough!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2018 04:56 PM (+y/Ru)

165 Admit it, you're giving me a second look right about now.

Posted by: Islam at December 28, 2018 04:55 PM (o3AYq)


Actually, it's easier for a guy to parade around as a woman in islam. Just throw on a burka and you're good to go.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 04:56 PM (VnmhN)

166 I'm absolutely sure this "thing" is mentally ill. I recommend that we should all keep our distance because when "he" finally blows up (and he will) it is unknowable haw many people he will take out. Kind of like the splodey dopes in the ME.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 28, 2018 04:57 PM (0OmEj)

167 What did he think? He was in a cake store?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2018 04:58 PM (m45I2)

168 >> Getting their futa fantasies fulfilled.

That ain't no fantasy. He ain't even trying.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 28, 2018 04:58 PM (f1Vqw)

169 162>>>

Basically.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 04:58 PM (+isK9)

170 Kind of like the splodey dopes in the ME.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable


Yep. The suicide rates for these people are astronomical.

Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2018 04:58 PM (G+Wff)

171 >>I'm absolutely sure this "thing" is mentally ill. I recommend that we should all keep our distance because when "he" finally blows up (and he will) it is unknowable haw many people he will take out.


I know, right?

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at December 28, 2018 04:59 PM (W+vEI)

172 You're not pretending hard enough!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2018 04:56 PM (+y/Ru)
* * * *

I may be good, but I'm not that good!

BTW, how's my friend from the Grand Valley?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 28, 2018 04:59 PM (RkS3d)

173 166 I'm absolutely sure this "thing" is mentally ill. I recommend that we should all keep our distance because when "he" finally blows up (and he will) it is unknowable haw many people he will take out. Kind of like the splodey dopes in the ME.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 28, 2018 04:57 PM (0OmEj)

Transexuals and the Ex Military with PTSD have about the same suicide rate.

Yet States are now working to take guns away from Vets, but not Transexuals.

Gee... wonder why that is.

Posted by: Don Q at December 28, 2018 04:59 PM (NgKpN)

174 I'm pretty sure this is what happened to the dinosaurs. And Lola.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 28, 2018 04:59 PM (RuIsu)

175 If anybody misgendered anybody in this video it was the blonde.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2018 04:59 PM (m45I2)

176 Muldoon, is there a code for this?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2018 04:59 PM (gC2IV)

177
You been hear fo hour. You not even try. You go home now.

Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok at December 28, 2018 05:00 PM (f1Vqw)

178 Next time the Democrats are in power, soldiers will be required to go "transgender" for a day, so they can better empathize with the problems transgender individuals face.

Posted by: PG at December 28, 2018 05:00 PM (Yox9g)

179 Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Posted by: Straitjackets at December 28, 2018 05:00 PM (Ydn2k)

180 I'd hit it.

Posted by: William J. Clinton at December 28, 2018 05:01 PM (4e+hS)

181 I dunno. That's what my mother looks and sounds like.

lol
Sorry mom. Just joking.


Hey. Put down the chainsaw, mom.



No, I'm not going to bring you the gas. No. Put it down.



Excuse me, folks

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 28, 2018 05:01 PM (CPk08)

182 175
If anybody misgendered anybody in this video it was the blonde.

Posted by: Muldoon


Good question. Did zhe ask the clerk for zhit's preferred pronouns? Why not?

Posted by: pep at December 28, 2018 05:01 PM (T6t7i)

183
I'm leaning towards 'fake'. It's just too over the top.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2018 05:01 PM (sHVgQ)

184
We'll make it through.

Some mentally soothing music:


Led Zeppelin - Everybody Makes It Through


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krRLXpHzhOE

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 05:01 PM (Wr3DZ)

185 Yep. The suicide rates for these people are astronomical.
Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2018 04:58 PM (G+Wff)

-----------------

It is like 45% for those who do the whole treatment with surgeries. It is much less for those like this guy, who is just playing dress up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 05:02 PM (ffYR/)

186 Muldoon, is there a code for this?
Posted by: Duke Lowell


********

Yup


ICDM-10 Code LGBT 62.2 - Fvcking insane

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2018 05:02 PM (m45I2)

187 Nope, not falling for this shit again.

Posted by: Forest Whitaker at December 28, 2018 05:02 PM (gC2IV)

188 I wonder what set this whole event off?

The employee told xer there wasn't a YuGiOh game for the Nintendo Switch?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 28, 2018 05:03 PM (9qZ3S)

189 "Some mentally soothing music:


Led Zeppelin - Everybody Makes It Through


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krRLXpHzhOE
"

What....no Crazy Train?

It's like I don't even know you people any more.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2018 05:03 PM (cqNba)

190 I'm leaning towards 'fake'. It's just too over the top.

Extreme is not necessarily fake.

Posted by: Folsom Street Faire at December 28, 2018 05:03 PM (H5knJ)

191 The best woman for the job is a man.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 05:03 PM (Ydn2k)

192 Didn't even need to look that one up.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2018 05:03 PM (m45I2)

193 hitler's crew was into this shit, big time. weird, man. pretty sure "eva" braun was an it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2018 05:04 PM (KP5rU)

194 Which reminds me, I saw a tranny (not that one) in the mall yesterday, heh. They were wearing a big hat to kind of hide their face, but they had that distinctive tranny voice.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 05:04 PM (+isK9)

195 Huh...well, there's a minute and thirty-six seconds I'll never get back.

As far as xer being misgendered, I can definitely see how that could happen...what with the scraggly chin hair and the moustache.

Posted by: Travelin' Man&&&& at December 28, 2018 05:04 PM (yRgMc)

196 Yeah, I know. But Hitler! Don't care.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 28, 2018 04:45 PM (H5knJ)

You are a fucking psychopath.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2018 05:05 PM (wYseH)

197 185 Yep. The suicide rates for these people are astronomical.
Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2018 04:58 PM (G+Wff)

-----------------

It is like 45% for those who do the whole treatment with surgeries. It is much less for those like this guy, who is just playing dress up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 05:02 PM (ffYR/)

And no wonder. The underlying mental illness is still there even after they undergo irreversible surgery to chop their dick and balls off. They thought it was going to be the solution. Now they're multilated and feel just as bad if not worse than before. So what's left to do after that?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 05:05 PM (NWiLs)

198 I wonder what set this whole event off?

The employee told xer there wasn't a YuGiOh game for the Nintendo Switch?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 28, 2018 05:03 PM (9qZ3S)


The guy was complaining about something and the clerk said, "Don't get your balls in an uproar."

Or it could have been when the blonde dude asked the clerk out on a date and was turned down. When he asked why the clerk said, "Because you're a guy."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 05:05 PM (VnmhN)

199 I'm sure the clerks thoughts were along the lines of: "OK, dude who likes wearing a dress. I'd better not call him 'Miss' or he'll be GIGANTICALLY OFFENDED."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 28, 2018 05:05 PM (koNhm)

200 It's wearing pink shoes.

Men's size 14 EE pink shoes.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 28, 2018 05:05 PM (9qZ3S)

201 ♫ ♪ ♫

Luck be a lady, tonight

Posted by: Muldoon at December 28, 2018 05:06 PM (m45I2)

202 Next time the Democrats are in power, soldiers will be required to go "transgender" for a day, so they can better empathize with the problems transgender individuals face.

Recall when Panetta had Marines marching in red stilettos so they could relate to women better?

Mad Dog Mattis recently had them wear fake boobs and a 30 lb pregnancy add on while training.

Posted by: DanMan at December 28, 2018 05:06 PM (XTiHL)

203 I wondered about it being fake as well.

But it's filmed in a business, or at least it looks like it is. (I looked hard to see if it was real or just dressed to look real; not sure. A little light on merchandise, I think.)

Anyway, that seems like more effort than hoaxers usually put in.

Also, based on the state of absolutely lunatic trans "activism" -- really just bullying and threats by mentally ill people -- this seems pretty plausible to me.

Posted by: ace at December 28, 2018 05:07 PM (PbpT7)

204 19 I don't even want to watch it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (cqNba)

It's not scary.

Posted by: m at December 28, 2018 05:07 PM (eJj1Q)

205 Which reminds me, I saw a tranny (not that one) in the mall yesterday, heh. They were wearing a big hat to kind of hide their face,

but they had that distinctive tranny voice.
Posted by: Hikaru


Like the baritone Statler Brother?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2018 05:07 PM (kDUUX)

206 Wow.. what a dick!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 28, 2018 05:07 PM (dUJdY)

207 hitler was a one nutted little fucker. he couldn't commit. therefor, a fag.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2018 05:07 PM (KP5rU)

208 >>>198 I wonder what set this whole event off?

I hope it's about Fallout 76.

Posted by: ace at December 28, 2018 05:07 PM (PbpT7)

209
what's that song that goes like "lay lady o lay?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 05:07 PM (Wr3DZ)

210 I don't even want to watch it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 28, 2018 04:40 PM (cqNba)

It's not scary.

Posted by: m at December 28, 2018 05:07 PM (eJj1Q)


It's scarier than Bird Box was.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 05:08 PM (VnmhN)

211 Is this what GamerGate was about?

Posted by: Cranky Old Fart at December 28, 2018 05:08 PM (YBUIU)

212 really just bullying and threats by mentally ill people -- this seems pretty plausible to me.

Posted by: ace


Yup, they've been given society's imprimatur to throw a hissy fit and make as big a scene as possible. Just because.

Posted by: pep at December 28, 2018 05:08 PM (T6t7i)

213
183


I'm leaning towards 'fake'. It's just too over the top.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2018 05:01 PM (sHVgQ)
::
At one point while I was still in training I moonlighted (moon lit? whatever) in a walk-in clinic in a "downtown urban" community with "a high prevalence of alternative life styles". IOW the kinked part of the wrong side of the tracks. I can assure you, this isn't over the top. It's a couple of screws short of the lid, so to speak. It might still be fake, but there's no shortage of people really very very similar to this...erm...person.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 28, 2018 05:08 PM (CPk08)

214 Ace, why are you scared of taking on New Knowledge?

Posted by: ryukyu at December 28, 2018 05:08 PM (vKhgw)

215 David Lee Roth has really let himself go.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (UdKB7)

216 Bird Box was terrible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (4e+hS)

217 202 Next time the Democrats are in power, soldiers will be required to go "transgender" for a day, so they can better empathize with the problems transgender individuals face.

Recall when Panetta had Marines marching in red stilettos so they could relate to women better?

Mad Dog Mattis recently had them wear fake boobs and a 30 lb pregnancy add on while training.
Posted by: DanMan at December 28, 2018 05:06 PM (XTiH


Old school be a 90 pound ruck, M-1, full battle rattle, and a 20 mile stroll through the county side.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (1g7ch)

218 Oops."herself"

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (UdKB7)

219 Dude looks like a lady or lady looks like a dude?

Posted by: Bosk at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (9m9TT)

220 Indeed there is a code for this.
The launch code.

Posted by: Mr. Belvedere at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (Ewp7H)

221 Mad Dog Mattis recently had them wear fake boobs and a 30 lb pregnancy add on while training.
Posted by: DanMan at December 28, 2018 05:06 PM (XTiHL)

----------------

This was not Mattis' doing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (ffYR/)

222 211>>>

Not until John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt hijacked it.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (+isK9)

223 Stop inflicting yourself on the innocent people around you, you crazy leftist fucks.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (cGlgB)

224 Dude don't look like a lady.

Posted by: teh Wind at December 28, 2018 05:10 PM (fC9Xu)

225 >>Wow.. what a dick!

And that's the problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 05:10 PM (/tuJf)

226 Bird Box was terrible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (4e+hS)


... to be charitable.

On the other hand, I think that Sandra Bullock's face was scarier looking than this guy's "woman" act.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 05:10 PM (VnmhN)

227 BTW, how's my friend from the Grand Valley?

-
I'm good. 'Bout froze my balls off walking the dog this morning, though. If I had, then I could've gone to the game store.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2018 05:10 PM (+y/Ru)

228 219
Dude looks like a lady or lady looks like a dude?

Posted by: Bosk at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (9m9T

;;;
Dude isn't vaguely
Like a ladyDude isn't vaguely
Like a lady:fucker isn't even trying.......

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 28, 2018 05:11 PM (CPk08)

229 That guy is friggin nuts.

Posted by: Archer at December 28, 2018 05:11 PM (APc8A)

230 So nobody got the reference? Fine. FINE

Posted by: Forest Whitaker at December 28, 2018 05:11 PM (gC2IV)

231 nothing quite so sexy and seductive as the female rage grunting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 28, 2018 05:12 PM (MTjB1)

232 If this guy/man/thing was in Bird Box, it would have been a lot scarier.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 28, 2018 05:12 PM (4e+hS)

233 Again, this would have just been so cool if the clerk had pulled out a taser and just zapped this fvcker. I don't think I would have ever stopped laughing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 05:12 PM (VnmhN)

234 I wish someone in that store administered a beating to xim.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 28, 2018 05:12 PM (ujg0T)

235 180 I'd hit it.
Posted by: William J. Clinton at December 28, 2018

---------------------------
I'll hit you with an ashtray right up side your fucking head, Bill! You'll touch anything but the third rail and me. Why!?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2018 05:13 PM (xWzjc)

236 I hope it's about Fallout 76.

This is about all the cheaters Bethesda Studio banned, isn't it?

> HOW DARE YOU?!? I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS AND I WILL LOOK GOOD DOING IT!

Posted by: bonhomme at December 28, 2018 05:13 PM (9qZ3S)

237
Now that there is a LADY.


S/

Posted by: Glenn John at December 28, 2018 05:13 PM (LilNs)

238 So nobody got the reference? Fine. FINE

Posted by: Forest Whitaker at December 28, 2018 05:11 PM (gC2IV)


You knew the story. It was Stephen Rea who was "fooled".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 05:14 PM (VnmhN)

239 Step Outside?

What, you aren't man enough to start some shit in Game Stop?

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 05:14 PM (D986x)

240 Operation: Call of Duty - Zero Meth

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2018 05:14 PM (wxZSX)

241 Zombie once described the whole process of the surgical change. It was...horrifying.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2018 05:14 PM (gC2IV)

242
Let Canada's greatest woke academic set you haters right correct!
https://twitter.com/MadelineSeers13/status/
1078605046554587136

Your rights end where our righteous pain begins.To hell with Locke and Jefferson and all your other fascist friends.

There seems to be no end to all your hate.You all support an evil fascist state.You refuse to believe that boys can menstruate.Western values suck; democracy's not great.


Damn all you problematic men to Hades.Stop using ableist slurs like "crazy."Cops kill billions of minority babies.While abortion rights are being denied to ladies.


And by ladies I mean those who identify as one,like my 6 foot 5 rugby-playing son.There's 167 genders -- the science is done.But this equality has only just begun.

So stay in your lane, you awful, gross, white man.Your free speech ended where empathy began. I'll call your boss and say you're in the Klan,and you love to live your life on stolen land.


And here's some straight-up history, y'all:Nazis built the frickin' Berlin Wall.The power of social justice made it fall.In case you think that punching Nazis doesn't help at all.


Your rights end where our righteous pain begins.We vow to stop all intersectional sin.So fuck your able-bodied, cis, white friends

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2018 05:14 PM (Evws/)

243 The guy was complaining about something and the clerk said, "Don't get your balls in an uproar."

Or it could have been when the blonde dude asked the clerk out on a date and was turned down. When he asked why the clerk said, "Because you're a guy."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair



Either gets a golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2018 05:14 PM (kDUUX)

244 I must say, she had accessorized nicely.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2018 05:14 PM (MVjcR)

245 Priscilla Queen of the Mall

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (D986x)

246 Okay Horde, I need some advice.

My work was going to lay me off today for going over my vacation days. I think it's bullshit because the days that took me over were when I was stranded because I lost my car keys. I had no feasible way of making it to the office, and because we recently switched to having Quickbooks on a local network instead of a virtual desktop, I couldn't even do work on the road.

They agreed to keep me on, and move me to my old position in accounting, which I never really wanted to leave but did so to be a team player. It means cancelling a planned trip next week. I can get over that, though I hate missing this event because it's usually a highlight of my year. But I'm not sure if I want to stay somewhere that doesn't really seem to want me and only gave me a second chance after I had to talk them into it.

Should I start looking for a new job?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)

247

Viceroy cigarettes

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (Wr3DZ)

248 Nope. Not a mental issue. Perfectly normal. Yep.

Senator, ma'am.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

249 I wish someone in that store administered a beating to xim.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 28, 2018 05:12 PM (ujg0T)

-------------

As I was watching that, I kept hoping for him to take a swing. Self defense game on after that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (ffYR/)

250 221 Mad Dog Mattis recently had them wear fake boobs and a 30 lb pregnancy add on while training.
Posted by: DanMan at December 28, 2018 05:06 PM (XTiHL)

----------------

This was not Mattis' doing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (ffYR/)

Eh. Happened on his watch and he didn't stop it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (xJa6I)

251 Someones game controller is on the fritz.

Posted by: Archer at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (APc8A)

252 'Bout froze my balls off walking the dog this morning, though. If I had, then I could've gone to the game store.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2018 05:10 PM (+y/Ru)
* * * *

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (RkS3d)

253 I should say - I was stranded in Maryland. I work in Ohio. So I couldn't have Ubered or anything. But I could have taken an Amtrak had I been told my job depended on it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)

254 The good citizen plays along.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 28, 2018 05:16 PM (aWjrD)

255 Should I start looking for a new job?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)

I say yes. If they're going to dick you around now they'll dick you around later.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

256 My response would've been "ok, you're a fucking cunt then."

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 28, 2018 05:16 PM (xPl2J)

257 A pink tshirt does not a lady make.

Posted by: Decaf at December 28, 2018 05:16 PM (hT1qM)

258 Hold on...uh - Ma'am,

I just need to put on some Trans Siberian Orchestra Christmas Music and I'll be right with you.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (D986x)

259 Should I start looking for a new job?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?


without a shadow of a doubt. start looking

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (d7Ww2)

260 Dude, you're the only one misgendering yourself.

I take it back, I take it back! Don't fuck me up the ass, I take it back!

(See, that's how you de-escalate a situation.)

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (Z1eux)

261 Like the old man said in "The Brother From Another Planet"... White folks get crazier every day!

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (RuIsu)

262 Should I start looking for a new job?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)


Yes. Keep your current job and paycheck and start looking.

Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (xJa6I)

263 Zombie once described the whole process of the surgical change. It was...horrifying.

The inversion of the penis?

Yeah, horrifying.

That poor "Storm" kid got put on hormone blockers so early, xhe ended up with a micro-penis. Now xhe can't have the penis inversion surgery because there's not enough to work with. Xer parents need to be put in stocks.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (9qZ3S)

264 >>I say yes. If they're going to dick you around now they'll dick you around later.

That's the right answer but you didn't pose it in the form of a question so you're eliminated.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (/tuJf)

265 230 So nobody got the reference? Fine. FINE
Posted by: Forest Whitaker at December 28, 2018 05:11 PM (gC2IV)

I got it, Forest.

Last King of Scotland reference. amiright?

Posted by: havildar major at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (jpW6t)

266 #242 Great! Ace's hater Pixy software destroyed the World's Greatest Poem's type layout!

Just go to the link to read it in all its majestic glory instead.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (Evws/)

267 Let Canada's greatest woke academic set you haters right correct!



Fuck Canaduh.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (kDUUX)

268 Nobody singing "Lola"?

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (MVjcR)

269 Broseiden, yes. Start looking right away.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2018 05:18 PM (gC2IV)

270 Well its a little awkward but we need to teach all clerks to start asking "may I help THEE" stat.

I guess ifs a casual place in the northeast they might be able to get by with "how can I help youse" or in the south there is "how may I help y'all today"

Of perhaps go with the BBC phrase. "are you being served?"

Probably female clerks can use y'all regardless of region but I don't know if guys can use that w/o an authentic southern drawl.

Posted by: paleRider at December 28, 2018 05:18 PM (eASYU)

271 197
The underlying mental illness is still there even after they undergo irreversible surgery to chop their dick and balls off. They thought it was going to be the solution. Now they're multilated and feel just as bad if not worse than before. So what's left to do after that?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 05:05 PM (NWiLs)


Suppose I identified as a blind man and wanted a doctor to surgically remove my eyes. Would that perhaps be an indicator that I had serious mental problems?

And how on Earth would it be ethical for any doctor to perform that surgery?

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2018 05:18 PM (xjiRE)

272 268 Nobody singing "Lola"?
Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (MVjcR)

No. At least Lola looked like a woman.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 05:18 PM (NWiLs)

273 Let me get this straight -


You think that I am Mis-Gendering You?


oh, this is rich.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 05:18 PM (D986x)

274 the thin-skinned sidebar is good, but i didn't get past #1.

no need to.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 28, 2018 05:18 PM (Ph+J5)

275 The guy was complaining about something and the clerk said, "Don't get your balls in an uproar."

-
Or "Don't get your panties in a twist."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2018 05:19 PM (+y/Ru)

276 270 Well its a little awkward but we need to teach all clerks to start asking "may I help THEE" stat.

All this can be solved if we just return to using Latin.

Posted by: havildar major at December 28, 2018 05:19 PM (jpW6t)

277 Last King of Scotland reference. amiright?

Posted by: havildar major at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (jpW6t)


That was a good movie. And he was awesome in that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 05:19 PM (VnmhN)

278
Should I start looking for a new job?


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)

Don't burn the boat you are in until you find another boat to land.


But yes, you and them ain't getting along.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2018 05:19 PM (UsCnO)

279 Should I start looking for a new job?

If you're not happy there by all means. Don't stay in a job you aren't happy at. I made that mistake and have paid for it. Thankfully I only have one more year and they can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 28, 2018 05:19 PM (dUJdY)

280 275 The guy was complaining about something and the clerk said, "Don't get your balls in an uproar."

-
Or "Don't get your panties in a twist."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2018 05:19 PM (+y/Ru)

Dick in a knot

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 05:19 PM (NWiLs)

281 S(he) shouldn't date small guys. Patriarchy man, patriarchy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2018 05:19 PM (r+sAi)

282 Broseidon, so professional con gopher is right out?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2018 05:19 PM (GQcg8)

283 Thanks guys. My gut tells me the same thing. I'll never be happy here knowing they were going to chuck me.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:20 PM (oZ6kz)

284 This was not Mattis' doing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (ffYR/)

Eh. Happened on his watch and he didn't stop it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (xJa6I)

---------------

Understood. The OP I responded to made it sound like he directly ordered it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 05:20 PM (ffYR/)

285 Should I start looking for a new job?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)


Shit List.

But they gave you time extract if you want to.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2018 05:20 PM (1g7ch)

286
I wish someone in that store administered a beating to xim.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 28, 2018 05:12 PM (ujg0T)


I thought the stuffed game creature on the table looked mad enough to take a swing at xer.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 28, 2018 05:20 PM (TAmPV)

287 Can't wait for the woke gobbledygook that will be the GameStop corporate statement on this incident.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 28, 2018 05:20 PM (xPl2J)

288

Screwing around with hormones does much more than just effect genitals. The entire endocrine system is in a state of disarray.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 05:20 PM (Wr3DZ)

289 Should I start looking for a new job?

Yep. I would. Once they start considering firing you, you're just one misunderstanding from them pulling the trigger.

Even if they don't fire you anytime soon, there's going to be doubt in your manager's eyes. You're not getting that raise or that cool project or that bonus. Find a job and leave on your terms.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 28, 2018 05:21 PM (9qZ3S)

290 'Should I start looking for a new job?'

Yes. Suck it up and stick it out but I believe now is a good time to be looking for a better job. Unless it's a government job. Then, not so good.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2018 05:21 PM (UdKB7)

291 The reason the suicide rate for trannies is so high might be that a guy thinks he looks like Judy Garland and then one day he looks in the mirror and realizes that he looks more like Earnest Borgnine in drag.

Posted by: Toad-O at December 28, 2018 05:21 PM (cct0t)

292 His Vagina is angry on Backorder

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 05:21 PM (D986x)

293 "Mad Dog Mattis recently had them wear fake boobs and a 30 lb pregnancy add on while training.
Posted by: DanMan at December 28, 2018 05:06 PM (XTiHL)

----------------

This was not Mattis' doing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (ffYR/)

Eh. Happened on his watch and he didn't stop it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (xJa6I)"

**************

I agree, he didn't go against Obama over it. An old boss used to say in meetings - silence denotes agreement.

Posted by: Decaf at December 28, 2018 05:21 PM (hT1qM)

294 I used to work with a MtF during the early part of his "transition". Here's what you're dealing with: the attitude and mental processes/faculties of a teenage girl going through puberty in the body of an adult male. It will baffle the shit out of you to watch as a reasonably competent mechanic slowly morphs into being unable to *not* wreck vehicles on the lot and bursts into tears at random moments.

Oh, and asks your GF if she wants to go shoe shopping.

Posted by: Bert G at December 28, 2018 05:22 PM (OMsf+)

295 It's a couple of screws short of the lid, so to speak. It might still be fake, but there's no shortage of people really very very similar to this...erm...person.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut

Ask any ER Doc or RN what they see in the course of a week. Beyond kinked.

Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2018 05:22 PM (G+Wff)

296 246
Okay Horde, I need some advice.

My work was going to lay me off
today for going over my vacation days. I think it's bullshit because the
days that took me over were when I was stranded because I lost my car
keys. I had no feasible way of making it to the office, and because we
recently switched to having Quickbooks on a local network instead of a
virtual desktop, I couldn't even do work on the road.

They agreed
to keep me on, and move me to my old position in accounting, which I
never really wanted to leave but did so to be a team player. It means
cancelling a planned trip next week. I can get over that, though I hate
missing this event because it's usually a highlight of my year. But I'm
not sure if I want to stay somewhere that doesn't really seem to want me
and only gave me a second chance after I had to talk them into it.

Should I start looking for a new job?


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)
::
But will they pay for your breast implants and surgical transition?
:
Srsly, what do you want from your job and do you see yourself getting it from them? Is there a realistic chance of you getting what you want from any job? etc. etc. Just be cold, impersonal, and wtf do you owe these people anyways? They are eating your life. Add it up.
(Warning: this comes from a guy who loves his job but realizes that
a) nobody else in their right mind would and:
b) he's paid well enough not to give a fuck and:
c) Advice is worth what you pay for it and all that)

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 28, 2018 05:22 PM (CPk08)

297 Showing my age, but that fucker looks like Jack Lambert in a wig.

With size and a psyche like that you will be called anything you demand to be called.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 28, 2018 05:22 PM (4ZE6o)

298 GameStop will be hiring sometime soon.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 28, 2018 05:22 PM (4e+hS)

299 127 >>>Looks like somebody got some sand in their penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 28, 2018 04:50 PM (pw+jk)

F ing beaches.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2018 04:52 PM

I don't like sand. It's rough, course, and gets into everything!

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at December 28, 2018 05:23 PM (FcVoP)

300 You can gender yourself any way you want.

Get arrested with a penis, and a male cop is gonna frisk you and you will be placed in male genpop.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2018 05:23 PM (kDUUX)

301 This is why there needs to be a pocket sized roll of ducktape on the market.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Google Flatpac of duct tape

Posted by: Jean at December 28, 2018 05:23 PM (sFO1P)

302 Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver.

If you can't get one out of him, apply the other.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 05:23 PM (fD23g)

303 #Faggot

/Archie Bunker

Posted by: Key West Reader at December 28, 2018 05:23 PM (FMgH2)

304 I'm sure I'm not alone, but every time one of my buddies is acting like a woman I call them "Sally." So from now on, I'm just going to call people like this dude "Sally."

Posted by: CraftD at December 28, 2018 05:24 PM (0XN/P)

305 That's the right answer but you didn't pose it in the form of a question so you're eliminated.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (/tuJf)


Suck it, Trebek JackStraw!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

306 I wish someone in that store administered a beating to xim.

Real talk, that guy looks like a bruiser. He is absolutely a silly twit, but he looks like he could wear most guys out in a fight.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 28, 2018 05:24 PM (9qZ3S)

307 Suppose I identified as a blind man and wanted a doctor to surgically remove my eyes. Would that perhaps be an indicator that I had serious mental problems?

And how on Earth would it be ethical for any doctor to perform that surgery?
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2018 05:18 PM (xjiRE)



IIRC, something like this happened at Gallaudet University when the idea of cochlear implants and other surgeries to correct deafness were attacks on "Deaf Culture"

And I don't mean "Def" in the hip-hop way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaf_culture

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 28, 2018 05:24 PM (ujg0T)

308 Was this in the Portland, OR area? Because I'm pretty sure I once saw that guy at a Best Buy there.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 28, 2018 05:25 PM (0IcdB)

309 >> He is absolutely a silly twit, but he looks like he could wear most guys out in a fight.


Titty Twister will put him right down.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 05:25 PM (D986x)

310 Has GameStop fired the clerk yet?

Posted by: 29Victor at December 28, 2018 05:26 PM (0IcdB)

311 Joe Bruno
@JoeBrunoWSOC9
BREAKING: Rep @StenyHoyer tells @wsoctv that Mark Harris will NOT be seated on Jan 3.

"Given the now well-documented election fraud that took place in #NC09, Democrats would object to any attempt by Mr. Harris to be seated on January 3."

-
Donks don't like election fraud.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2018 05:26 PM (+y/Ru)

312 >>>GameStop will be hiring sometime soon.<<<

GameStop will close all brick and mortar outlets until further notice. Not even $15/hr robots can withstand this level of abuse.

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2018 05:26 PM (wxZSX)

313 NO MA'AM!

Posted by: Al Bundy at December 28, 2018 05:26 PM (FcVoP)

314 309 >> He is absolutely a silly twit, but he looks like he could wear most guys out in a fight.


Titty Twister will put him right down.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 05:25 PM (D986x)

The Purple Nurple is as kryptonite

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

315 The thing that sucks is the boss is my cousin. It's through marriage, but still - and yet they were going to axe me for absolute bullshit like that without a warning. And to add insult to injury, they forced me out of accounting. They hired a part time controller. They hired a new part time staff accountant. And I still spend half my clean cleaning up their messes because I know the system and they don't.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:26 PM (oZ6kz)

316 Watched it, unfortunately...

Feel sorry for the kid.

He's about to experience what persecution is like.

Posted by: SMH at December 28, 2018 05:27 PM (RU4sa)

317 Gotta be careful though, xher signature move is the Figure Four 3rd Leg Lock.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 05:27 PM (D986x)

318 I met him in a Game Stop down in North Soho
Where they kick boxes and claim they're a dame
D A M E Dameeee.

He walked up to me and he told me not to call him sir
S I R Sirrrr

Posted by: Ray Davies at December 28, 2018 05:27 PM (xWzjc)

319 I'm sure I'm not alone, but every time one of my buddies is acting like a
woman I call them "Sally." So from now on, I'm just going to call
people like this dude "Sally."


I don't know it you remember the song "No One Here But Men" by Martin Mull and Steve Martin, but there's one stanza...
"Men, men, men, it's a ship filled with menSo batten down the ladies room,There's no one here but menThere's men above, there's men belowThere's men down in the galleythere's Mitch and Dave and Jim and BobAnd one guy we call Sally"

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 05:27 PM (fD23g)

320 Oh yeah, this always works for threads of this nature:
https://youtu.be/SSo-uZdFpsk

Posted by: Bert G at December 28, 2018 05:27 PM (OMsf+)

321 288

Screwing around with hormones does much more than just effect genitals. The entire endocrine system is in a state of disarray.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 28, 2018 05:20 PM (Wr3DZ)

I still wonder if that wasn't the genesis of Bruce Jenners problems. I wonder if he took some of the 1970's finest veterinary quality steroids and when he went off them the Estrogen warped his brain due to lack of the male hormones his body was no longer producing. Instead of bitch tit, it's bitch brain.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 28, 2018 05:27 PM (jp0Bv)

322 315 The thing that sucks is the boss is my cousin. It's through marriage, but still - and yet they were going to axe me for absolute bullshit like that without a warning. And to add insult to injury, they forced me out of accounting. They hired a part time controller. They hired a new part time staff accountant. And I still spend half my clean cleaning up their messes because I know the system and they don't.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:26 PM (oZ6kz)

You don't owe them anything. They were fully prepared to give it to you hard and dry over picayune bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

323 "S(he) shouldn't date small guys. Patriarchy man, patriarchy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2018 05:19 PM (r+sAi)"

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No hetero male is going to date that, ever.

Posted by: Decaf at December 28, 2018 05:28 PM (hT1qM)

324 I wouldn't fuck it with it's dick

Posted by: x at December 28, 2018 05:28 PM (nFwvY)

325 [315
The thing that sucks is the boss is my cousin. It's through marriage,
but still - and yet they were going to axe me for absolute bullshit like
that without a warning. And to add insult to injury, they forced me out
of accounting. They hired a part time controller. They hired a new part
time staff accountant. And I still spend half my clean cleaning up
their messes because I know the system and they don't.
::::Run, bro.

There's nothing like family, but crap, there's nothing like family.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 28, 2018 05:28 PM (CPk08)

326 284 This was not Mattis' doing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 05:09 PM (ffYR/)

Eh. Happened on his watch and he didn't stop it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 05:15 PM (xJa6I)

---------------

Understood. The OP I responded to made it sound like he directly ordered it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 05:20 PM (ffYR/)

God, I hope he didn't directly order it.

I'll be honest, I haven't been following all the follies since Barry's tenure. Bad for my blood pressure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 05:28 PM (xJa6I)

327 It's a shame we don't have a conservative willing to take this issue on, I could see tranny issues being like the death penalty was for Democrats in the 70's and 80's.

An issue they keep losing national elections on until they finally fold.

Posted by: Blago at December 28, 2018 05:29 PM (UfkIY)

328 There's nothing like family, but crap, there's nothing like family.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 28, 2018 05:28 PM (CPk0

In my time as a lawyer, some of the most FUBAR situations were in family run businesses.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

329 Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 05:17 PM (xJa6I)

This has been my experience.

Posted by: m at December 28, 2018 05:29 PM (eJj1Q)

330 And the women who run out of the ladies' screaming for help from any, any WalMart supervisor because this blob just invaded their space . . .

??

How are these distraught women and their trembling little daughters treated?

"Sorry, ma'am, but headquarters says we have to allow it, and we cannot say anything."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 28, 2018 05:29 PM (4ZE6o)

331 This guy is going to enter himself in female boxing tournaments and kick total fucking ass.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 28, 2018 05:29 PM (xPl2J)

332 Find sumpin' else and get out of there. They probably are looking for ways to get you out anyways.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2018 05:30 PM (lULZz)

333 Should I start looking for a new job?

Yes. And when you interview, your first question is not how much vacation you get.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 05:30 PM (OiC69)

334 Hold on guys.
I have a couple errands to run then I'll be along shortly.

Posted by: SMOD at December 28, 2018 04:53 PM (UFgOG)

If the other SMOD gets hung up somewhere, I've sent along a couple of biggies as well. It is time, after all...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at December 28, 2018 05:30 PM (p0pYQ)

335 311
Joe Bruno

@JoeBrunoWSOC9

BREAKING: Rep @StenyHoyer tells @wsoctv that Mark Harris will NOT be seated on Jan 3.



"Given the now well-documented election fraud that took place in
#NC09, Democrats would object to any attempt by Mr. Harris to be seated
on January 3."



-

Donks don't like election fraud.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2018 05:26 PM (+y/Ru)

So Hoyer will be consistent and NOT seat those 7 or so Dems that "found" votes in CA and won their races, weeks after the Repub candidate had won on election night?
Democrats are Traitors to the Constitution. Every day they prove it again and again.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2018 05:30 PM (UsCnO)

336 270 Well its a little awkward but we need to teach all clerks to start asking "may I help THEE" stat.

I guess ifs a casual place in the northeast they might be able to get by with "how can I help youse" or in the south there is "how may I help y'all today"

Of perhaps go with the BBC phrase. "are you being served?"

Probably female clerks can use y'all regardless of region but I don't know if guys can use that w/o an authentic southern drawl.
Posted by: paleRider at December 28, 2018 05:18 PM (eASYU)

Or, deep South: What fer y'uns?

Posted by: m at December 28, 2018 05:30 PM (eJj1Q)

337 Test

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2018 05:31 PM (7sLSn)

338 LPGA! That's where I've seen that thing before. Won the driving contest five years running. Cart driving.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 28, 2018 05:32 PM (RuIsu)

339 Its high time that trannies are back in the closet. You don't go out in your lady persona unless hair, nails, makeup, dress and pumps are perfect. Jeans and a hoodie are absolutely out. You want to be a gal you have to dress like June Cleaver 100% of the time. Oh the XX gals don't do that --well no they don't, and they also don't have 'roid rage episodes if someone slips and calls them sir.

Posted by: paleRider at December 28, 2018 05:33 PM (eASYU)

340 Bre Payton, fox new contributor dead at 26. Holy shit. How awful. Contracted the H1N1 virus, possible meningitis as well. How sad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 28, 2018 05:33 PM (dUJdY)

341

Are you being severed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2018 05:33 PM (aKsyK)

342 Well this is sad.
https://tinyurl.com/yd92qsor

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2018 05:33 PM (r+sAi)

343 340
Bre Payton, fox new contributor dead at 26. Holy shit. How awful.
Contracted the H1N1 virus, possible meningitis as well. How sad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 28, 2018 05:33 PM (dUJdY)
:
:
Nature is a mother.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 28, 2018 05:34 PM (CPk08)

344 They are encouraged by the SJWs and LGBT groups to be assholes. Get in their faces and cow them with both the threat of physical violence and public destruction.

Posted by: IanDeal at December 28, 2018 05:34 PM (4zQrR)

345 337 Test
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2018 05:31 PM (7sLSn

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B+

Posted by: 29Victor at December 28, 2018 05:35 PM (0IcdB)

346
Nature is a mother.

That's what the trannies say.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2018 05:35 PM (aKsyK)

347 That thing had mounds I suppose it calls tits but I doubt it's got a front hole.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2018 05:35 PM (UdKB7)

348 Broseidon, I hate to say it but it almost sounds like they are either trying to get you to quit or looking for an excuse to get rid of you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 28, 2018 05:35 PM (QBy2Q)

349 345 337 Test
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2018 05:31 PM (7sLSn

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B+
Posted by: 29Victor at December 28, 2018 05:35 PM (0IcdB)

Grade inflation.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

350 9 345 337 Test
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2018 05:31 PM (7sLSn

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B+
Posted by: 29Victor at December 28, 2018 05:35 PM (0IcdB)


Grade inflation.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2018 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

.....

Without a doubt.

My content rarely warrants anything a D.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2018 05:37 PM (6X9rc)

351 Broseidon,

It is easier to find a job when you already have a job. Polish up that resume and get your arse in gear. And don't stop until you find something you really love. And never work for family again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 05:37 PM (d7Ww2)

352 Nood

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 28, 2018 05:38 PM (QBy2Q)

353 Jordan, yeah, it seems it. This place never turns a profit and someone has to be the scapegoat. Of course most people that get laid off don't know how bad our books look.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:38 PM (oZ6kz)

354 Ooooh. A little bitchy, wasn't "she"?

Posted by: Antisocialist at December 28, 2018 05:38 PM (2shuf)

355 A man could make a billion dollars with a FPS with cut scenes to Cabaret-like sing-a-longs, - in between enemy-murdering campaigns.

Die! Die! Die! Mein Herr!

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2018 05:38 PM (wxZSX)

356 Transexuals and the Ex Military with PTSD have about the same suicide rate.

Yet States are now working to take guns away from Vets, but not Transexuals.

Gee... wonder why that is.


A vet who commits suicide is a tragedy.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 28, 2018 05:39 PM (naEeR)

357 Hey Jordan, Thats my line!

NOOD

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2018 05:39 PM (/rm4P)

358 Good grief. It's about as feminine as that Aussie women's handball player. But he actually wore a dress. With ruffles.

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at December 28, 2018 05:40 PM (93tLa)

359 That Pac-Man looks several Super Dots away from Bonus Fruit.

Posted by: Cranky Old Fart at December 28, 2018 05:40 PM (YBUIU)

360 Shoot Skip, sorry. I'm still new to this commenting thing!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 28, 2018 05:40 PM (QBy2Q)

361 "So Hoyer will be consistent and NOT seat those 7 or so Dems that "found" votes in CA and won their races, weeks after the Repub candidate had won on election night?
Democrats are Traitors to the Constitution. Every day they prove it again and again."

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If a federal law cannot countermand this practice then California is no longer part of the Union.

Wasn't there some standards of democracy before a state was admitted to the Union? If California no longer meets that standard then it has no right to any seats in Congress and the Senate or input into the Electoral College.

Posted by: Decaf at December 28, 2018 05:41 PM (hT1qM)

362 315 The thing that sucks is the boss is my cousin. It's through marriage, but still - and yet they were going to axe me for absolute bullshit like that without a warning. And to add insult to injury, they forced me out of accounting. They hired a part time controller. They hired a new part time staff accountant. And I still spend half my clean cleaning up their messes because I know the system and they don't.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:26 PM (oZ6kz)

Broseidon, these are illustrations of the problems. But the question is: should you stay or go?

Posted by: m at December 28, 2018 05:42 PM (eJj1Q)

363 "Broseidon, these are illustrations of the problems. But the question is: should you stay or go?

Posted by: m at December 28, 2018 05:42 PM (eJj1Q) "

I'm now close to 100% sure I should leave. I just don't know if I should at least stick around until I have a new gig lined up.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 05:43 PM (oZ6kz)

364 Broseidon,

DO NOT QUIT A JOB UNTIL YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

365 Broseidon I am surprised your work doesn't have a LWP option you could have used. But it is bullshit that they didn't offer that at the time, and that they were ready to lay you off vs "oh you have to build up days before you can take vacation this year because of going over back then" or whatever, so yes I would find a new company ASAP.

Posted by: paleRider at December 28, 2018 05:43 PM (eASYU)

366 Er, it, zhe, she seems nice.

Posted by: rammajamma at December 28, 2018 05:45 PM (mJmCN)

367 >> 71 Anyone gets hit, sing out. Slap iron to it. It's the fastest way to stop the bleeding.

Josey?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 28, 2018 05:45 PM (LWu6U)

368 "'Cause she's once, twice, no ways a lady ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2018 05:46 PM (KFtuK)

369 339
Its high time that trannies are back in the closet. You don't go out in
your lady persona unless hair, nails, makeup, dress and pumps are
perfect. Jeans and a hoodie are absolutely out. You want to be a gal
you have to dress like June Cleaver 100% of the time. Oh the XX gals
don't do that --well no they don't, and they also don't have 'roid rage
episodes if someone slips and calls them sir.



Posted by: paleRider at December 28, 2018 05:33 PM (eASYU)
::The problem isn't trannies per se in this case. Its that the expression of personality disorders is highly dependant on the cultural trends. If you have a group of vocal dickheads pushing transgender issues in the media, then narcissistic and histrionic personality disorders (which have a high incidence of sexual kinkdom) move towards "transgender" identities, and transgender folks who have these personality dsorders are...encouraged.

The terrible thing, from my bleeding heart POV (and yes: I'm a closeted bleeding heart liberal Jew who is only a "conservative" because he has a deep contempt for humanity, a love of anything human and alive, and a corrosive suspicion anyone alive who want to tell him what to do) is that there are people who are not completely fucked up, who have difficult and painful sexual identity disorders, get caught up in this public identity crap and their private emotional lives become the subject for a fucked up national "conversation". There is a reason to keep things a bit muted on this front. People who are suffering get caught in the media industry gears and it really sucks. The media encourages people like Ms Road Rage Gamer Who Should Do Nothing But Fuck Off to act out on their fantasies. It has to stop. Sexual behavior is private for a reason.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at December 28, 2018 05:46 PM (CPk08)

370 When are people going to get tired of this BS and start calling a spade a spade? These idiots are mentally unstable and used to be confined to an institution, now they run wild and ruin things for others that they have no business being anywhere near.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at December 28, 2018 05:46 PM (qZdIZ)

371 IT- is always safest

Posted by: the Massers at December 28, 2018 05:46 PM (giufj)

372 Nurse R is correct. Its a half strike on the resume to not be currently with a lot of job screeners. Even if your skills are in hot demand have the new job lined up and then you can give short or very short notice to current outfit.

Posted by: paleRider at December 28, 2018 05:47 PM (eASYU)

373 he or she was silly.

Posted by: tc3 at December 28, 2018 05:47 PM (sM3BX)

374 Understood. The OP I responded to made it sound like he directly ordered it.

somebody like Glen Reynolds was running through all the baggage Mattis carried with an essay that mentioned it with a link woven into the discussion. Whoever the author was made it clear we had some good choices and seemed to prefer civilians in the role

If it happened under his watch I'd say he owns it if he didn't fire the person that ordered it.

Posted by: DanMan at December 28, 2018 05:47 PM (XTiHL)

375 Men are better than women at everything, including being women.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at December 28, 2018 05:55 PM (Jj+59)

376 These guys are solipsists who insist the rest of the planet read verbatim from their script, and only from that script.

This is what happens when you label a mental illness a precious identity. Social contagion, here we are.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at December 28, 2018 05:58 PM (hR0Bo)

377 I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, "Shenanigans."

Posted by: Neil at December 28, 2018 06:48 PM (9vVQC)

378 And, remember, if you don't want to date it, you're a H8r and a bigot and a monster.

Posted by: Kensington at December 28, 2018 06:55 PM (T/7Xt)

379 That was such a dude-like tantrum.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at December 28, 2018 07:02 PM (s3Fh2)

380 Perverts R us.

Posted by: Anchovy at December 28, 2018 07:13 PM (B3kya)

381 Punch her in the dick.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at December 28, 2018 07:21 PM (ncoPQ)

382
Um, that seems nice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2018 07:24 PM (pNxlR)

383 I wish some billionaire would buy up all the hormones both male and female as well as hair weaves and extensions in the country . You may as well through in all the make up too. Then just sit back and pass the popcorn..

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 28, 2018 07:34 PM (ICWiF)

384 Notice that not a single "man" in the store attempted to put an end to this disgusting behavior.
Respectfully,
Varados

Posted by: Varados at December 28, 2018 07:40 PM (P82zA)

385 Heh

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Twitter is run by fascist censoring Left Wing ideologues at December 28, 2018 07:59 PM (l2t1M)

386 It gives me its corporate number or else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Twitter is run by fascist censoring Left Wing ideologues at December 28, 2018 07:59 PM (l2t1M)

387 Trans = insane. But some are more insane than others.

Posted by: pst314 at December 28, 2018 08:01 PM (iRbDn)

388 I would have just stood there and giggled at the miscreant.

Posted by: Me at December 28, 2018 09:22 PM (yJy4c)

389 Anyone else notice how his voice...I mean her voice....whatever....got deeper the more pissed he got?

Posted by: Ttgolfer at December 28, 2018 10:59 PM (oedGS)

390 When this loon asked the clerk to take it out side the clerk should have responded with, I don't hit t little old ladies.

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 29, 2018 01:23 PM (RNoZj)

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