Trump Speaking on Border Security and the Spending Bill

As always, I'd link Fox, but they never have a live watch button up. Actually, the hell with that: Shep Smith is covering this for Fox. He's vile.

Update: Trump reiterated his usually reasons for wanting the wall, speaking of America spending trillions to defend other nation's border but refusing to spend the relatively small amount of $5 billion to defend its own. He also noted that the current de facto open borders policy was never enacted by law nor voted on by Americans but simply "happened." (It happened due to a conspiracy between identitarian globalist Democrats and corporate stooge globalist Republicans-- they just jointly agreed, unofficially, that America would have a de facto open borders policy.)

He said he looked forward to signing a spending bill that included wall funding. The implication is that he will shut the government down this weekend, and maybe for a while, but I didn't hear him commit specifically to that.

Shep's Eye Make-Up Update: Shep has his Serious, Concerned Eye Make-Up on today. His mascara level has been set to "Vigilant" and his foundation has been set to "Maudlin."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:44 PM

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1 He is making his case for border security

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2018 03:45 PM (8iiMU)

2 And, first, suckas!
AND I read the content. This is easy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2018 03:45 PM (8iiMU)

3
I hope he also explodes the "Shutdown" myth as well.

Go Grande Orange!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 03:45 PM (/9p9e)

4 Stay firm, President Trump. Never, ever waver or bargain with the enemy.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 20, 2018 03:46 PM (rE1pK)

5 Although, I threw up a little in my mouth when Donny Two Scoops said something nice about Debbie Stab-me-now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2018 03:46 PM (8iiMU)

6 Let's hear what the man has to say!

Not me, I have to go to work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 20, 2018 03:46 PM (ycWCI)

7 I think he ought to bring their proposed budget in, sit it on a table, then when the time comes kick the table over.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 20, 2018 03:46 PM (0Le4j)

8 Can't watch (at work), so I'll definitely be reading here as I can!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2018 03:47 PM (I2dne)

9 He is talking about how this is a national security thing, not about politics, implying that the opponents of this are a bunch of traitorous shitheads.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2018 03:47 PM (8iiMU)

10 PDT is in schmooze mode.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2018 03:48 PM (8iiMU)

11 10
Shep Smith is a dickbag.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 20, 2018 03:47 PM (qxq6t)

You say that like it is a bad thing!

Posted by: Shep! at December 20, 2018 03:49 PM (8iiMU)

12 He sure doesn't sound like he's going to cave.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2018 03:49 PM (/tuJf)

13 Show us here on the doll, where did the bad orange man touch you?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 20, 2018 03:49 PM (nAeGR)

14 Pretty sure "puppy play" is going to be hardcore gay-balls.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2018 03:49 PM (1ISKN)

15 10 Shep Smith is a dickbag.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 20, 2018 03:47 PM (qxq6t)

A self-licking asshole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 03:49 PM (/9p9e)

16 On Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8ZBGCDSAF4

Global News

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 20, 2018 03:49 PM (kJWoP)

17 9 He is talking about how this is a national security thing, not about politics, implying that the opponents of this are a bunch of traitorous shitheads.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2018 03:47 PM (8iiMU)

Which they are. I hope he hammers this home.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 03:49 PM (ujg0T)

18 Top 2,385,672!

Posted by: Surfperch at December 20, 2018 03:49 PM (X//Zo)

19 Never give up. Never surrender.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2018 03:49 PM (hyuyC)

20 Is it possible that Shep is getting worse?
Rarely watch him, but when I tune in for breaking news lately he seems even more snarky and insufferable than ever.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 03:49 PM (W+vEI)

21 Shep. I bet he does his entire broadcast with the plug in.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (F4u7C)

22 13 He sure doesn't sound like he's going to cave.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2018 03:49 PM (/tuJf)

He wins by standing firm even if there is a shutdown. Meh, it's forcing the GOP to do what he wants on this, CoC/Koch whores be damned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (/9p9e)

23 Sigh. Big-boobed Shep!-in_training Liz Claman needs to shut her mouth and open her blouse.
And make me a sammich.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (8iiMU)

24 Can the Army Corp of Engineers build the wall and just use military funding?

Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (UfkIY)

25 Call me curt Vile.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (aKsyK)

26

This horrible POTUS makes my bowls run loose.

Well him and the 2 pints of semen I take every night.

Probably mostly the semen.

But I hates him, he stole my Pwecious!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (nht3U)

27 Shut it down, let three weeks pass, the democrats will be begging to give him ten billion, once the welfare crowd has their lifestyle infringed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (nEylt)

28 Fox NancyBoy is interviewing the Wall St Journal about the Wall. Sounds appropriate.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (FTlwv)

29 Can't watch because work. Is this a presser or an address to the nation or what?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (qNOT2)

30 13: At no point did he say "shut it down". I'd like a longer speech dedicated to the border and the costs of illegal immigration, not an interruption in a chat about the farm bill.

Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 03:51 PM (U7k5w)

31 Big-boobed Shep!-in_training Liz Claman needs to shut her mouth and open her blouse.
And make me a sammich.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (8iiMU)

I vote THIS.

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 03:51 PM (F4u7C)

32 25 Call me curt Vile.
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (aKsyK)

Smack the Wife...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 03:51 PM (/9p9e)

33 Is this a presser or an address to the nation or what?
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Ceremony for signing the new farm bill.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 20, 2018 03:52 PM (hjaPQ)

34 Space Force News should be your go-to news channel

Posted by: josephistan at December 20, 2018 03:52 PM (7HtZB)

35 Smack the Wife...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 03:51 PM (/9p9e)

Isn't that a song by Frank Sinatra?

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 03:52 PM (F4u7C)

36 33: I'd like something prime time from the Oval Office

Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 03:52 PM (U7k5w)

37 29
Can't watch because work. Is this a presser or an address to the nation or what?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (qNOT2)

Farm Bill signing. Just making remarks to the press during the signing ceremony.
And, is this a typical hand out type of Farm Bill?
I don't like them, but they are lower in my rage priorities....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2018 03:52 PM (8iiMU)

38 He wins by standing firm even if there is a
shutdown. Meh, it's forcing the GOP to do what he wants on this,
CoC/Koch whores be damned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM

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IMO he can't lose. The democrats are going to blame him for either backing down from them and breaking a campaign promise on the wall or they will blame him for the shutdown.

Either way he will be blamed. Might as well shut it down and not cave. Puts him in a stronger position for 2020.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2018 03:52 PM (JUOKG)

39 did Shep get jealous after seeing that pic of Moochelle in the Yellow Parachute?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 20, 2018 03:53 PM (ZqRa6)

40 if it produces a net savings on the budget, is it really spending?

Posted by: x at December 20, 2018 03:53 PM (nFwvY)

41 I thought Trump's comments were pretty good. Said he wouldn't sign a CR that didn't "include border security." That leaves a lot of wiggle room, but he sounded pretty firm overall.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 20, 2018 03:53 PM (hjaPQ)

42 When the government is shut down Trump needs to go out of his way to point out the lack of barriers at national monuments such as Obama put up to make the shutdown as painful as possible. And he needs to hammer that point over and over.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 20, 2018 03:54 PM (prSvo)

43 38: Hopefully Ivanka and Jared take a long winter vacation so they won't get in the way

Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 03:54 PM (U7k5w)

44 Wall GoFundMe at $6.8 mil with 111,000 donations.

Think I'll hit them up after work.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 20, 2018 03:54 PM (1ISKN)

45 38
Either way he will be blamed. Might as well shut it down and not cave. Puts him in a stronger position for 2020.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2018 03:52 PM (JUOKG)

He must protect his base. That being us who voted for him. There are no other considerations and no one else he needs to appease, as all others are the enemy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e)

46 (It happened due to a conspiracy between identitarian globalist Democrats and corporate stooge globalist Republicans-- they just jointly agreed, unofficially, that America would have a de facto open borders policy.)

-ace

So you WONT be attending any Chrstmas or New Years parties in NYC this year?

Posted by: literally serious at December 20, 2018 03:54 PM (jLChk)

47
Gotta keep those farmers happy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 20, 2018 03:54 PM (kJWoP)

48 41: I agree "border security" was very vague

Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 03:54 PM (U7k5w)

49 And, is this a typical hand out type of Farm Bill?
I don't like them, but they are lower in my rage priorities....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2018 03:52 PM (8iiMU)

Yes, and that is wise. Even the late Jesse Helms dutifully queued up for farm bills. Disappointing, but there are bigger messes.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 03:54 PM (ujg0T)

50 Shep's Eye Make-Up Update: Shep has his Serious, Concerned Eye Make-Up on today. His mascara level has been set to "Vigilant" and his foundation has been set to "Maudlin."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:44 PM

Whoa, pretty sure that constitutes a state of emergency.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 20, 2018 03:55 PM (RD7QR)

51 Bet Shep! Smith engages in Puppy Play...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 03:55 PM (4v1DZ)

52 5 billion for wall while we have given away 11 billion to farmers....smdh

Posted by: Lamp of Love at December 20, 2018 03:55 PM (XuxSw)

53 shut it down and put barricades around the treasury this time. shut the power off too.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2018 03:55 PM (nFwvY)

54 48 41: I agree "border security" was very vague
Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 03:54 PM (U7k5w)

The issue is forcing them to fork over $5 billion when Cuck and Palsi said no way.

That there is a win.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 03:55 PM (/9p9e)

55 Trump digging in.

Popcorn started.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 20, 2018 03:55 PM (UsCnO)

56 It is a NatSec thing. How many have heard that someone is bussing Guatemalans directly from Guatemala to the US border in NM? Groups well in excess of 200 at once are turning themselves in near Antelope Wells the last couple days. Here in AZ we are seeing huge spikes as well.

They are doing this to bypass the asylum lists. I blame these effing judges that ruled we must take anyone as long as they say the magic words taught to them by the Donks and the smugglers.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 20, 2018 03:56 PM (XJktg)

57 31 Big-boobed Shep!-in_training Liz Claman needs to shut her mouth and open her blouse.
And make me a sammich.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (8iiMU)

I vote THIS.
Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 03:51 PM (F4u7C)

Her legs are something from a scene in the Hellraiser films.

Posted by: literally serious at December 20, 2018 03:56 PM (jLChk)

58 The issue is forcing them to fork over $5 billion when Cuck and Palsi said no way.

That there is a win.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 03:55 PM (/9p9e)

Anytime Schumer the Smarmy One has to back down is a win.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 03:56 PM (ujg0T)

59 Really? Liz Claman is talking to a guy named Hugh Johnson?
LOL.
Probably brother to Mike Hunt.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 20, 2018 03:56 PM (8iiMU)

60 Trump digging in.

Popcorn started.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 20, 2018 03:55 PM (UsCnO)

That's Unpossible.

Jim Geraghty wrote a whole column this morning about how he blinked.

Has he actually vetoed it or what?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 20, 2018 03:56 PM (mf5HN)

61 47
Gotta keep those farmers happy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 20, 2018 03:54 PM (kJWoP)

+++

You haven't been around in a while. Last I remember you were doing a lot of yard clearing.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 20, 2018 03:56 PM (rE1pK)

62 24 Can the Army Corp of Engineers build the wall and just use military funding?
Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (UfkIY)

Declare it the Great Wall of America National Monument. Pull it from the Parks Service.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (J+mig)

63 dear Congress..

I would say, but first you will blow me...

But my stunning Wife already has that covered, cucks.

Posted by: Pres. Trump at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (NgKpN)

64 54: I hope it happens, and I think this would have been better had it been during prime time as a stand alone effort. How many people watch a farm bill signing at 4PM

Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (U7k5w)

65 who was that ette that coined the phrase "glitzkrieg", at least at the hq anyway?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (MTjB1)

66 >>Has he actually vetoed it or what?

There's nothing to veto yet. Everyone was making predictions before a final bill had even been produced.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (/tuJf)

67 he has to talk nice because "eat my butt, Schumer" doesn't win the lifelong Republican soccer moms.

he can talk as nice as he wants as long as we get the Wall.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (AFw0k)

68 Shep, where is a good dose of aids when you need one? Hummmm?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (BoFYZ)

69 The Shep update at the end kills.

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (BXMxN)

70 62 24 Can the Army Corp of Engineers build the wall and just use military funding?
Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 03:50 PM (UfkIY)

Declare it the Great Wall of America National Monument. Pull it from the Parks Service.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (J+mig)

Cover it with Solar Panels, and pull funding from the EPA.

Posted by: Don Q. at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (NgKpN)

71
I saw the Maudlin Vigilantes open for The Runaways at the Vole Theater in 98.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (r+sAi)

72

That Liz chick seriously needs to show us her serious sweater puppies...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (m0f2+)

73 Declare it the Great Wall of America National Monument. Pull it from the Parks Service.
Posted by: Cato by Phone

That's actually not a bad idea.

Somehow Obama got to basically carve a new state out with all the federal land he took with a pen stroke. We had to pass a bill to basically undo it

Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (UfkIY)

74 5 billion for wall while we have given away 11 billion to farmers....smdh
Posted by: Lamp of Love at December 20, 2018 03:55 PM (XuxSw)

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There's a whole lot kore than just Farm aid in the Farm bill. That thing is larded up as hell.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (ffYR/)

75 The Shep update at the end kills.
Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (BXMxN)

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Yes. I LOL'd.

And, Shep: No amount of makeup can cover up that you're an inbreed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (AzW6q)

76 There's nothing to veto yet. Everyone was making predictions before a final bill had even been produced.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (/tuJf)

INARTICULATE SHRIEKING

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (mf5HN)

77 One thing I am thankful for this Christmas season is a supermodel First Lady, instead of a First Ape.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (nEylt)

78 I bet Shep! is having a Cow Palace about now

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (4v1DZ)

79 Interesting they are talking about the just signed farm bill. CNN had an article yesterday tut-tutting how we have an excess glut of cheddar in the country right now, and how that bodes ill for the dairy industry. That tastes are shifting to European cheese instead.

They can send bricks of that cheddar my way, I'm just saying...

I'll also take a pen, Mr President, since you are passing them out!

Posted by: LizLem at December 20, 2018 03:59 PM (hvf9s)

80 Hey, if you want border wall funding, in addition to tossing money at a gofundme, email your reps and senators.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 03:59 PM (bcbK8)

81 74: And I'm sure Paul and Mitch are looking for ways to put cyanide in the CR

Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 03:59 PM (U7k5w)

82 Hugh Johnson?
LOL.
Probably brother to Mike Hunt.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 20, 2018 03:56 PM (8iiMU)

Hey, I know those guys!

Posted by: Mike Wrotch at December 20, 2018 03:59 PM (J+mig)

83
Cocksucker Warmonger Lindsey Graham: "We all love our troops. If you go to talk to them, they'll tell you they understand why we need to be in Syria."

Okay, General Jerkoff. You speak for the troops.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at December 20, 2018 03:59 PM (CHT/Y)

84 I just gave $50 to the border wall go fund me page. Us Vets gotta stick together.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2018 03:59 PM (JUOKG)

85 so, here is what you do. go to some border radio station, shoot it up, toss out some dead drug runner bodies. claim the mexicans and their latino hordes attacked the station. declare war and build the wall.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 03:59 PM (MTjB1)

86 "Jim Geraghty wrote a whole column this morning"

Jim writes a lot of shit. "Voting To Kill" about that permanent Republican majority, back in, what, 2005.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 20, 2018 03:59 PM (AFw0k)

87 Fuck Shep.. oh wait.. on the other hand, no..

anyway, I was listening to him before and he was whining (exactly like they are doing on CNN, etc..) about how Trump has decided to pull out of Syria - with HIS OWN PARTY objecting! And he did not consult our allies!! Oh noes!!!!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 20, 2018 03:59 PM (so+oy)

88 I hope it happens, and I think this would have been better had it been during prime time as a stand alone effort. How many people watch a farm bill signing at 4PM
Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (U7k5w)
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How many people actually need to? One benefit of living in the press's head all the time is that they can't help but talk about him and by extension this. They will rail and rage and scream about it, sure - but his soundbites will be played.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (I2dne)

89 Shep's Eye Make-Up Update: Shep has his Serious, Concerned Eye Make-Up on today. His mascara level has been set to "Vigilant" and his foundation has been set to "Maudlin."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:44 PM
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Wow. First the Michelle fashion thread and now the Shep makeup thread. I sense a new direction for the HQ and I like it!

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (U5tDi)

90 *Puts out the dish of Andes mints*

Alex, take a handful but eat all you take.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (bcbK8)

91 Shep's Eye Make-Up Update: Shep has his Serious, Concerned Eye Make-Up on today. His mascara level has been set to "Vigilant" and his foundation has been set to "Maudlin."

He's reaching Peak Michelle O.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

92 71
I saw the Maudlin Vigilantes open for The Runaways at the Vole Theater in 98.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (r+sAi)

Voles get their own theater? Damn one percenters...

Posted by: Groundhogs at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (RD7QR)

93 Shep is so worked up he may have to pull a train tonight just to relax enough to sleep.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (BoFYZ)

94 78 I bet Shep! is having a Cow Palace about now
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (4v1DZ)

Speaking of which, did you know that place has hosted TWO Republican Presidential / National Conventions?

California was a much better place once.... :-(

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (ujg0T)

95 I know Trump and Republicans need rural votes and this is our way to buy them with farm subsidies, but how incredibly stupid is it we still have basically central planning for farming almost 70 years after World War 2?

Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (UfkIY)

96 Ha! Shep's eye makeup update! That's fantastic.

Posted by: Jabroni at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (TcM5G)

97 80: I have done that. Sadly, their names are Booker and Menendez. I would be angrier if they were GOPe unwilling to fund a wall

Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (U7k5w)

98 I live in hope that Pelosi will one day choke on her dentures..on live TV.

Posted by: IC at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (a0IVu)

99

Fuck Shemp? Been there dine that. Meh. Hotdog down a hallway...

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (m0f2+)

100 As he speaks, does the Chyron say: "Analysts: Trump Spewing Racist Lies"

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (SqopC)

101 Has he actually vetoed it or what?

There's nothing to veto yet. Everyone was making predictions before a final bill had even been produced.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (/tuJf)

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This. Cocaine Mitch will not send him a bill he will have to veto.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (ffYR/)

102 Christmas would be a great vehicle for discussing Trump's and Nanzi/Chuckie' views on borders or no borders. Calling a Wall Immoral isn't an argument.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (2LelM)

103 (so+oy)

Now that's an unfortunate hash.

Posted by: A Soy Wars Soyry at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (sZRzw)

104 72

That Liz chick seriously needs to show us her serious sweater puppies...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 20, 2018 03:58 PM (m0f2+)

Yes. Yes she does.
Big-mouthed Melissa Francis is cute and sufficiently curvy also.
Fortunately, she doesn't take Shep! hysteria lessons, and always shows a lot of leg, which is professionally critical.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (8iiMU)

105 It happened due to a conspiracy between identitarian globalist Democrats and corporate stooge globalist Republicans ...

______

I'm sensing some overlap here.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (m1/ym)

106 59 Really? Liz Claman is talking to a guy named Hugh Johnson?
LOL.
Probably brother to Mike Hunt.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 20, 2018 03:56 PM (8iiMU)

how are Liz's boobs?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

107
Whatever happened to Moochelle
That husky curtain draped bell
As she exposed her thigh
How I started to cry
Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same

Posted by: Dr. Shep at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (ctuyM)

108 Just received a yuge box of cookies from our favorite local cookie company, and a large tin of chocolate-covered pecans from our friend the pecan farmer.

*noms*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

109 >>anyway, I was listening to him before and he was whining (exactly like they are doing on CNN, etc..) about how Trump has decided to pull out of Syria - with HIS OWN PARTY objecting! And he did not consult our allies!! Oh noes!!!!

Any of them considering declaring war on Syria, taking responsibility for going in there? No?
Congressional courage!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (W+vEI)

110 Shep. More proof that men shouldn't swallow man juice.

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (F4u7C)

111 Shep has his Ass-Pirate alert set to DEFCON 5.

What a femminucia.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (gI6+S)

112 If I were president, I would have a bunch of cheap pens with green ink on my desk in a nicely-made box labeled "Veto Pens."

I would have one nice pen (maybe a Montblanc) in a smaller fire-extinguisher box bolted to the wall. This pen would be engraved with "Pass Pen" and the box would be labeled "In the unlikely event of a good idea, break glass."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (I2dne)

113 There's nothing to veto yet. Everyone was making predictions before a final bill had even been produced.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (/tuJf)
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I heard a clip of Jim Jordan this morning ranting about how awful the bill is and it sounded like there wouldn't be enough support to get it passed.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (U5tDi)

114 so, here is what you do. go to some border radio station, shoot it up, toss out some dead drug runner bodies. claim the mexicans and their latino hordes attacked the station. declare war and build the wall.
Posted by: yankeefifth

2km inside Mexico, leaving room for the landmines

Posted by: Jean at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (sFO1P)

115 Ima gunna wait until I hear what real and true conservatives like Shapiro and Goldberg say, they are like the new Kristal and Hayward!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (nAeGR)

116 95 I know Trump and Republicans need rural votes and this is our way to buy them with farm subsidies, but how incredibly stupid is it we still have basically central planning for farming almost 70 years after World War 2?
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It started a way before WWII. See FDR.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (2LelM)

117
Mmmmmmm Liz Claman.

http://tinyurl.com/yaehszvb

http://tinyurl.com/y8rae4dl

Your Welcome.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

118 Shep eye makeup - he uses some seriously good waterproof stuff. Have seen it hold up in hurricanes.

Posted by: IC at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (a0IVu)

119 They are still making the sausage here.

Trump wants Waygu beef while Nancy and Chucky want beef byproducts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (4v1DZ)

120 88: Maybe. And maybe they'll be edited and full of cuts to dem talking points about how much the illegals contribute and how they were like Jesus Mary and Joseph at this time of year back in Bethlehem.

A free standing speech limits that possibility as many people turn off the post-event comments

Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (U7k5w)

121 101 Has he actually vetoed it or what?

There's nothing to veto yet. Everyone was making predictions before a final bill had even been produced.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (/tuJf)

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This. Cocaine Mitch will not send him a bill he will have to veto.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (ffYR/)

Style guide: If this is correct, should we not refer to Yertle much more positively, as in The War Turtle?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (ujg0T)

122 >>> did Shep get jealous after seeing that pic of Moochelle in the Yellow Parachute?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 20, 2018 03:53 PM (ZqRa6)

I was so sad I missed the fashion thread!

Terrible outfit in every way. I'd ask if RuPaul dressed her, but even he has better taste than that.

Miss thing, when you wear flimsy fabric like that you MUST have good undergarments. You are drooping in all the wrong places. That color and cut is all wrong for your body type and skin tone. Also, you are not 12, leave the glitter boots alone.

Ok good, felt good to get that out.

Posted by: LizLem at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (hvf9s)

123 If he caves, he loses a significant part of the base; re-election is doubtful. And if he holds firm, the base stays with him and he might just win the battle; the election prospects are brighter.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (EZWNE)

124 Leftard Santa is smuggling illegals across the border in his sleigh. I have a red and white striped stinger for him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (BoFYZ)

125 Mmmmmmm Liz Claman.

http://tinyurl.com/yaehszvb

http://tinyurl.com/y8rae4dl

Your Welcome.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

A DDG search with safesearch off reveals some interesting photos......

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (F4u7C)

126 how are Liz's boobs?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (bcbK

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Fabulaous.

And Spectacular.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (8XRCm)

127 116 95 I know Trump and Republicans need rural votes and this is our way to buy them with farm subsidies, but how incredibly stupid is it we still have basically central planning for farming almost 70 years after World War 2?
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It started a way before WWII. See FDR.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (2LelM)

Reagan said nothing was closer to immortality than a temporary government program. He was right.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (J+mig)

128 It is only a matter of time before shep comes out to do the news wearing Michelle Obama's glitter thigh high boots and yellow curtains.

Posted by: simplemind at December 20, 2018 04:04 PM (KMRBR)

129 washrivergal at December 20, 2018 03:56 PM

Needed a break.
Not sure how long I can stay

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 20, 2018 04:04 PM (kJWoP)

130 Just received a yuge box of cookies from our favorite local cookie company, and a large tin of chocolate-covered pecans from our friend the pecan farmer.

*noms*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

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I used to work captively at an architecture firm.

Couldn't stand it. Most architects are amazingly unpleasant to be around.

But I did enjoy the massive payloads of dessert-based bribes from contractors and materials manufacturers. They would come in by the palletful around Christmas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2018 04:04 PM (AzW6q)

131 Cover it with Solar Panels, and pull funding from the EPA.

Sell advertising on the other side and boom!
Mexicans pay for it.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 20, 2018 04:04 PM (88+cf)

132 121 101 Has he actually vetoed it or what?

There's nothing to veto yet. Everyone was making predictions before a final bill had even been produced.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (/tuJf)

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This. Cocaine Mitch will not send him a bill he will have to veto.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (ffYR/)

Style guide: If this is correct, should we not refer to Yertle much more positively, as in The War Turtle?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (ujg0T)

Gamera is the friend of all children!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:04 PM (bcbK8)

133 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 20, 2018 03:56 PM (8iiMU)

how are Liz's boobs?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (bcbK

They were real, and spectacular, as usual, but the cameraman prefers dudes, I think.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 20, 2018 04:04 PM (8iiMU)

134 Mmmmmmm Liz Claman.

http://tinyurl.com/yaehszvb

http://tinyurl.com/y8rae4dl

Your Welcome.
Posted by: fixerupper at D

1. is the first one real?

2. the second one is not liz claman

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (MTjB1)

135
It is only a matter of time before shep comes out to do the news wearing
Michelle Obama's glitter thigh high boots and yellow curtains.

Posted by: simplemind at December 20, 2018 04:04 PM (KMRBR)

With Mooch's package. *brain bleach stat, please*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

136 The Farm bill is 80% food stamps, 10% Corporate support, 5% utter waste, and 1 % to family farmers.

No one knows on 4% of it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (hyuyC)

137 I'd like to see Trump start tweeting a list of all the non-sense included in the continuing resolution with a running tally. It shouldn't be too hard to find $10-15B. Force the Dems to say cowboy poetry is more important than securing the border.

Posted by: Joe, no that other one at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (7pOq5)

138 They were real, and spectacular, as usual, but the cameraman prefers dudes, I think.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 20, 2018 04:04 PM (8iiMU)
++++++++++++
We have an "agreement"

Posted by: Shep! at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (I2dne)

139 Sorry, dudes, the name 'Hugh Johnson' is not all that uncommon.

I mean it's not like Biggus Dickus or something.

As for rolling around on the ground like puppies...yes, I absolutely get the attraction, it's kinda like football without the shoulder injuries. And never mind the sniffing and licking, thanks.

Posted by: JEM at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (8erNz)

140 Moose has gone full P-Funk

Posted by: pawn at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (UoAnA)

141 128 It is only a matter of time before shep comes out to do the news wearing Michelle Obama's glitter thigh high boots and yellow curtains.

Posted by: simplemind at December 20, 2018 04:04 PM (KMRBR)

That might get me to watch his show..

Posted by: IC at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (a0IVu)

142 If Trump holds, good for him.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (LQi17)

143 "Also, you are not 12, leave the glitter boots alone. Ok good, felt good to get that out"

mrowr! that was some fine cattiness

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (AFw0k)

144 Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (8XRCm)

*fistbump*

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (8iiMU)

145
Your Welcome.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM

Amazing! BRB bunk!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (nAeGR)

146 Ha! Shep's eye makeup update! That's fantastic.
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His mascara runs like crazy when he's blowing donkeys. Tears of joy.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 20, 2018 04:06 PM (ty7RM)

147 DM did a photo spread of Mooch in her banana suit with the glitter boots. They raved how she "Stunned!" everyone at the event.

Stunned like a gun.

Posted by: Cheri at December 20, 2018 04:06 PM (G+Wff)

148 I'd like to see Trump start tweeting a list of all the non-sense included in the continuing resolution with a running tally. It shouldn't be too hard to find $10-15B. Force the Dems to say cowboy poetry is more important than securing the border.
Posted by: Joe, no that other one at December 20, 2018 04:05 PM (7pOq5)
+++++++++++++++
Cowboy poetry would disappear with a secure border! The influence of latinos on cowboy culture is indisputable.

Posted by: The Dems at December 20, 2018 04:06 PM (I2dne)

149 147 DM did a photo spread of Mooch in her banana suit with the glitter boots. They raved how she "Stunned!" everyone at the event.

Stunned like a gun.
Posted by: Cheri at December 20, 2018 04:06 PM (G+Wff)

Stunned? They were blinded.

Posted by: IC at December 20, 2018 04:06 PM (a0IVu)

150 Stunned?

A TASER has fewer after-effects than that ensemble.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (4v1DZ)

151

while Nancy and Chucky want cock sausage... and I'm just the BBC guy to give it to them...

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (m0f2+)

152 I heard a clip of Jim Jordan this morning ranting about how awful the bill is and it sounded like there wouldn't be enough support to get it passed.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (U5tDi)

+++

Is Jim Jordan for real? Every time I have seen him he appears to have his sleeves rolled up, top button unbuttoned, and tie askew - as if he just finished a fist fight in the chambers. I hope this isn't just a "look". I want him to be real.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (rE1pK)

153 LOL.

There's more chatter in here about the Michelle banana impression than there was in the actual thread.

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (F4u7C)

154 Has he said anything about everyone having to carry an axe?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (2LelM)

155
DM did a photo spread of Mooch in her banana suit with the glitter boots. They raved how she "Stunned!" everyone at the event.

The comments at the site were brutal. Horde-worthy, even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

156 Cowboy poetry would disappear with a secure border! The influence of latinos on cowboy culture is indisputable.
Posted by: The Dems at December 20, 2018 04:06 PM (I2dne)

Dem Buckaroos need to be put into the Hoosegow.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (ujg0T)

157 Stunned like a gun.

Posted by: Cheri at December 20, 2018 04:06 PM (G+Wff)

Stunned like a steer at the slaughterhouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (8iiMU)

158 This. Cocaine Mitch will not send him a bill he will have to veto.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (ffYR/)

Style guide: If this is correct, should we not refer to Yertle much more positively, as in The War Turtle?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (ujg0T)

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Only if he gets PDT his 5 billion. I said back during the Kav nomination to watch them when it came to the border and illegals. That will be the tell as to whether they really had grown a pair or not.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (ffYR/)

159 95 I know Trump and Republicans need rural votes and this is our way to buy them with farm subsidies, but how incredibly stupid is it we still have basically central planning for farming almost 70 years after World War 2?
Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (UfkIY)

How stupid are we that we are still forcing people to use Ethanol in Gas, when we are now the worlds largest oil and gas producer.

Posted by: Don Q. at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (NgKpN)

160 @137
Mongo like.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (SqopC)

161 155
DM did a photo spread of Mooch in her banana suit with the glitter boots. They raved how she "Stunned!" everyone at the event.
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Stunned as in WTF?

Posted by: WisRich at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (G0vdT)

162 Posted by: Don Lemon Party at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (m0f2+)

Maybe someone should do a search on "Lemon Party"

Posted by: Timon at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (dKm4U)

163 Ok good, felt good to get that out.
Posted by: LizLem at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (hvf9s)
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I missed it too, so sad. But I feel better having seen your assessment.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (U5tDi)

164 A TASER has fewer after-effects than that ensemble.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (4v1DZ)
+++++++++++++
We request that you put the "(R)" symbol next to the name of our product.

Posted by: Thomas Swift Electric Rifle at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (I2dne)

165 After that Mooch dress/glitter boots horror thread, a picture of Yoko would have been a palate cleanser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

166 150 Stunned?

A TASER has fewer after-effects than that ensemble.

Being tasered by a tranny in the bathroom of a freeway rest stop and waking up in the emergency room bleeding from your scalp has fewer after-effects than that ensemble.

Posted by: JEM at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (8erNz)

167 FWIW, my company stands to lose quite a bit in case of a shutdown. DoD is fine, but we have a lot of contracts that will stop work in other areas.

So what?

We won't be stopping work because of abortion funding. It's for border security and that's a powerful argument.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (LQi17)

168 152: He'd have been a helluva lot better as minority leader than McCarthy

Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (U7k5w)

169 I know Trump and Republicans need rural votes and this is our way to buy them with farm subsidies, but how incredibly stupid is it we still have basically central planning for farming almost 70 years after World War 2?
Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 04:00 PM (UfkIY)

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US Ag policy is directly modeled on the USSR.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (AzW6q)

170 Shep's Eye Make-Up Update: Shep has his Serious, Concerned Eye Make-Up on today. His mascara level has been set to "Vigilant" and his foundation has been set to "Maudlin."

And his asshole has been set to "Loose", with undertones of "Prolapsed".

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (Z4rgH)

171 Mexico and the US announced an agreement today that asylum seekers will remain in Mexico while their claims are adjudicated.

I guess that's part of the $10 billion deal announced earlier.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (hjaPQ)

172
Mmmmmmm Liz Claman.

http://tinyurl.com/yaehszvb

http://tinyurl.com/y8rae4dl

Your Welcome.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

Yes Liz, we REALLY need too keep the studio this cold. The cameras tend to overheat, y'know.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (Ry/kk)

173 He must protect his base. That being us who voted for him. There are no other considerations and no one else he needs to appease, as all others are the enemy.
________________

Maybe Trump thought he wouldn't need progress on the wall, because the economy would be strong in 2020, and that would be enough to get him re-elected.

Now that it's clear that the Fed is going to do everything it can to tank the economy, Trump has realized that he must stand strong on the wall, or his presidency is over.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (fqUgw)

174 There's more chatter in here about the Michelle banana impression than there was in the actual thread.
Posted by: Sponge

People were still in shock.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (xzezz)

175 132 121 101 Has he actually vetoed it or what?

There's nothing to veto yet. Everyone was making predictions before a final bill had even been produced.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2018 03:57 PM (/tuJf)

--------------

This. Cocaine Mitch will not send him a bill he will have to veto.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (ffYR/)

Style guide: If this is correct, should we not refer to Yertle much more positively, as in The War Turtle?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (ujg0T)

Gamera is the friend of all children!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:04 PM (bcbK

He's full of meat, you know.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (RD7QR)

176 Is Jim Jordan for real? Every time I have seen him he appears to have his sleeves rolled up, top button unbuttoned, and tie askew - as if he just finished a fist fight in the chambers. I hope this isn't just a "look". I want him to be real.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (rE1pK)

Anyone ever watch Taiwan TV News? THOSE legislators know how to rumble.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (ujg0T)

177 158
This. Cocaine Mitch will not send him a bill he will have to veto.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 04:01 PM (ffYR/)

Style guide: If this is correct, should we not refer to Yertle much more positively, as in The War Turtle?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (ujg0T)

Cocaine Mitch has embraced the moniker "Cocaine Mitch".

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch, channeling Bob Dole at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (8iiMU)

178 >>DM did a photo spread of Mooch in her banana suit with the glitter boots. They raved how she "Stunned!" everyone at the event.

I can't. . . .I don't . . .whaaa?

Meanwhile, apparently Vogue did a catty post on how awful Melania is in the official WH Christmas photo with OrangeManBad.

Upside-down universe we're living in.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (W+vEI)

179 Shep Smith is proof that men do in fact menstruate. The science is settled.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (m1/ym)

180 Maybe someone should do a search on "Lemon Party"
Posted by: Timon at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (dKm4U)
++++++++++++++++
IT'S A TRAP

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (I2dne)

181 >>> I just gave $50 to the border wall go fund me page. Us Vets gotta stick together.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2018 03:59 PM (JUOKG)

Supposedly if all the Trump supporters gave $80, we could fully fund the wall. So you are definitely doing your part GWS.

I just hope any crowd funded ventures asking for hard-earned money from Deplorables actually sends the money to where it should, and not to line the pockets of grifters or GOPe cronies (but I repeat myself.)

Posted by: LizLem at December 20, 2018 04:10 PM (hvf9s)

182 How stupid are we that we are still forcing people to use Ethanol in Gas, when we are now the worlds largest oil and gas producer.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (NgKpN)

Ethanol burned creates carcinogens. Ethanol infused fuels require more to burn and create the required BTU's. It's WORSE for us than standard gasoline.

It's fucking stupid.

Corn is for FOOD, not fuel.

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 04:10 PM (F4u7C)

183 166 150 Stunned?

A TASER has fewer after-effects than that ensemble.

Being tasered by a tranny in the bathroom of a freeway rest stop and waking up in the emergency room bleeding from your scalp has fewer after-effects than that ensemble.
Posted by: JEM at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (8erNz)

That's...oddly specific.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

184 Still dont understand why none of michelles friends told her One is not supposed to wear their golden parachute

Posted by: Bah at December 20, 2018 04:10 PM (a3kvc)

185 158: He didn't exactly spend the past two years pushing for border security, did he? Seeing is believing

Posted by: CN at December 20, 2018 04:10 PM (U7k5w)

186 How stupid are we that we are still forcing people to use Ethanol in Gas, when we are now the worlds largest oil and gas producer.
Posted by: Don Q.

_____________

Don't even get me started on ethanol.

I honestly think it would be a winning issue nationwide to promise to get rid of ethanol.

Ask anyone who owns a lawmnower, boat, or motorcycle.

Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 04:10 PM (UfkIY)

187 Style guide: If this is correct, should we not refer to Yertle much more positively, as in The War Turtle?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:03 PM (ujg0T)

Cocaine Mitch has embraced the moniker "Cocaine Mitch".

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch, channeling Bob Dole at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (8iiMU)

He will always be Yertle to me!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:10 PM (ujg0T)

188 Maybe someone should do a search on "Lemon Party"

Posted by: Timon at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (dKm4U)

++++++++++++++++

IT'S A TRAP

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (I2dne)

Shhhhh. It's not a trap. Swearsies...

Posted by: Timon at December 20, 2018 04:11 PM (dKm4U)

189
Anyone ever watch Taiwan TV News? THOSE legislators know how to rumble.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (ujg0T)

+++

Well that's the way it should be.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 20, 2018 04:11 PM (rE1pK)

190 Nice to see him take a stand. I hope we get this. It's common sense, as Trump laid out today. There really is no reason not to do this except for the transparently stupid ones connected to power and politics.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at December 20, 2018 04:11 PM (8tNRg)

191 Being tasered by a tranny in the bathroom of a freeway rest stop and waking up in the emergency room bleeding from your scalp has fewer after-effects than that ensemble.
Posted by: JEM at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (8erNz)

Do tell......

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 04:11 PM (F4u7C)

192 It's fucking stupid.

Corn is for FOOD, not fuel.
Posted by: Sponge

Corn is for alcohol.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 04:11 PM (xzezz)

193
DM did a photo spread of Mooch in her banana suit with the glitter boots. They raved how she "Stunned!" everyone at the event.

Stunned like a gun.
Posted by: Cheri at December 20, 2018 04:06 PM (G+Wff)

Never never never use the words "spread" and "Mooch" in the same sentence.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2018 04:11 PM (Ry/kk)

194 "Ask anyone who owns a lawmnower, boat, or motorcycle."
Machines. Ick!

Posted by: Acela and subway riding latte sipping betamale urbanite at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (SqopC)

195 Posted by: Don Lemon Party at December 20, 2018 04:07 PM (m0f2+)

Maybe someone should do a search on "Lemon Party"

Posted by: Timon at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM

Always a good idea. Like the 'Donner Party' a moment in the nations history.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (jYje5)

196 If this blog is becoming a furry pr()n clearing house, i'm out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (ZejZP)

197 we need to send alberta oil peon to iowa so he can find some oil shale deposits to offset their ethanol subsidies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (MTjB1)

198 Meanwhile, apparently Vogue did a catty post on how awful Melania is in the official WH Christmas photo with OrangeManBad.

Upside-down universe we're living in.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 04:09 PM (W+vEI)

And the banana dress horror event is at least the second time Klassy Moochelle has trashed Melania. Bitch complained again about Melania handing her a gift at the WH before the inauguration, and how she had to look around for staff to hand it to.

If you go on YouTube, you can find video of Mooch handing Laura Bush a gift the exact same way.

Mooch is trash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

199 Don't even get me started on ethanol.

I honestly think it would be a winning issue nationwide to promise to get rid of ethanol.

Ask anyone who owns a lawmnower, boat, or motorcycle.
Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 04:10 PM (UfkIY)

Actually, I see a greater chance of repealing direct farm subsidies than I do repealing ethanol, which is to say none. After all, it is an indirect farm subsidy. :-(

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (ujg0T)

200 Corn is for alcohol.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 04:11 PM (xzezz)

Like I said. FOOD.

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (F4u7C)

201 Shep's makeup always makes him look like he's about to audition for the job of Pharaoh of Egypt.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)

202 If this blog is becoming a furry pr()n clearing house, i'm out.

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (4v1DZ)

203 Still dont understand why none of michelles friends told her One is not supposed to wear their golden parachute
Posted by: Bah at December 20, 2018 04:10 PM (a3kvc)
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Hahaha!

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (U5tDi)

204 "Ask anyone who owns a lawmnower, boat, or motorcycle."

What's a lawnmower?

Posted by: EBT sucking Democrat base at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (SqopC)

205 Bluebell, glad my fashion police comment met with your approval!

Posted by: LizLem at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (hvf9s)

206 182 How stupid are we that we are still forcing people to use Ethanol in Gas, when we are now the worlds largest oil and gas producer.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (NgKpN)
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Timely. Last night I took my son to his out of gas jeep and watched him attempt to pour gas out of a ethanol gas can. Needless to say, we then went in search of a funnel to avoid the stupid that is an ethanol gas can. Jeebus, I hate ethanol. Iowa, if you are reading this, you'd better re-elect Trump or we will toss ethanol mandates out.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (2LelM)

207 Corn is for alcohol.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 04:11 PM (xzezz)

Like I said. FOOD.
Posted by: Sponge

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (xzezz)

208 So Shep moved to Arizona from Babylonia?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (4v1DZ)

209 How stupid are we that we are still forcing people to use Ethanol in Gas, when we are now the worlds largest oil and gas producer.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (NgKpN

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This is the real gift to farmers, not the Farm bill. Us being forced to use food to create a very innefficient fuel.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 04:14 PM (ffYR/)

210 Shep what can I say.

Move to MSNBC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 04:14 PM (yWXpx)

211 202 If this blog is becoming a furry pr()n clearing house, i'm out.

Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (4v1DZ)

Catgirls don't count

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:14 PM (bcbK8)

212 171 Mexico and the US announced an agreement today that asylum seekers will remain in Mexico while their claims are adjudicated.
__________________

Does that mean that the U.S. gets to return asylum seekers who came into the U.S. illegally through Mexico back to Mexico until their hearing dates, or does it just mean that those who come to U.S. entry ports on the Mexican side must remain there until their hearing dates?

Because according to BP, more than 51,000 illegal aliens were caught illegally crossing the border last month, and nearly 10,000 presented themselves at ports of entry asking for entry and asylum.

So if Mexico is only agreeing to keep the asylum seekers who are still on Mexican soil, that's not going to help all that much.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 20, 2018 04:14 PM (fqUgw)

213 Weird, my lawnmower and snow blower have run just fine on E10 for many years. Lots of people "know" things that just aren't true. The problem with ethanol is economic, not technical.

Posted by: Chris M at December 20, 2018 04:14 PM (eAZVt)

214 Mooch is trash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

+++

Q.E.D.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 20, 2018 04:14 PM (rE1pK)

215 >>Bitch complained again about Melania handing her a gift at the WH before the inauguration, and how she had to look around for staff to hand it to.

Takes a really classless charmer to repeatedly, publicly b#tch about someone giving you a freakin' gift, from Tiffany*, no less!

*A silver picture frame, IIRC

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI)

216 So, I'm looking at the "Top Headlines" sidebar, and I'm thinking Ace might want to push away from Twitter for a bit.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (ju9gW)

217 Actually, I see a greater chance of repealing direct farm subsidies than I do repealing ethanol, which is to say none. After all, it is an indirect farm subsidy. :-(
Posted by: Curmudgeon

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Trump is squarely to blame for that, my understanding is the new EPA was going to lower the requirement a good deal and Trump intervened because Iowa.

Politics is messy business and you need coalitions, but it really does piss me off.

Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (UfkIY)

218 Mooch is trash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

There is an expression that I have heard and you may know that describes her perfectly.

By the way, did you see the boots in one of the earlier posts?

Oh...The Grey and Cotton Rye are two great restaurants!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (wYseH)

219 166 150 Stunned?

A TASER has fewer after-effects than that ensemble.

Being tasered by a tranny in the bathroom of a freeway rest stop and waking up in the emergency room bleeding from your scalp has fewer after-effects than that ensemble.
Posted by: JEM at December 20, 2018 04:08 PM (8erNz)

Boy, don't I know it.

Posted by: Shep! at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (RD7QR)

220 Kirstjen Neilsen says that Mexico has agreed to take care of asylum seekers on their side of the border while they await a court date here.

Perhaps that was what our money to them is for and why Donny 2 Scoops has been so chill about this wall thing.

Hat tip/ Treehouse

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (t0Z53)

221 I'm a bit divided over this Syria pullout thing also, but, we are talking 2,000 troops, and State Dept. bureaucrats.
In the scheme of things, is it *really* a massive removal of influence?
I don't think it is. But I really don't know.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (8iiMU)

222 116
95 I know Trump and Republicans need rural votes and this is our way to
buy them with farm subsidies, but how incredibly stupid is it we still
have basically central planning for farming almost 70 years after World
War 2?

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It started a way before WWII. See FDR.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:02 PM (2LelM)

The modern farm bill has very little to do with actual farming. It even has food stamps and other welfare bills in it. The communists in both parties KNOW that the farm bill will always be passed because "farmers" even though it has nothing to do with farms so they lard it up with every bit of local pork that each communist wants.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (mpXpK)

223
Don't even get me started on ethanol.

I honestly think it would be a winning issue nationwide to promise to get rid of ethanol.

Ask anyone who owns a lawmnower, boat, or motorcycle.

Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 04:10 PM (UfkIY)

NO! Blago lies! Don't listen to him!

Posted by: lawnmower, boat, and motorcycle mechanics at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO)

224 Don't even get me started on ethanol.

Same here. It takes more energy to make than it yields! Not to mention that it's shit in your engines, worst of all. It uses and pollutes a shit ton of water to make it. It's Farmfare.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (nAeGR)

225 The sidebar is where Ace vents now.

Is nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK8)

226 Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (4v1DZ)

Catgirls aren't furries.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 20, 2018 04:16 PM (J+mig)

227 Fredo's "wife" is a disgrace and looks like the front end of 57 Caddie in that get up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 04:16 PM (yWXpx)

228 Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (2LelM)
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I buy real gas cans at thrift stores and keep them in the garage to give to friends. There are also "water can spouts" available for sale on Amazon.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 20, 2018 04:16 PM (hjaPQ)

229 Corn is for alcohol.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 04:11 PM (xzezz)

I agree. Give me some!!
*hic**sharts*

Posted by: Hillary! at December 20, 2018 04:16 PM (dKm4U)

230
If this blog is becoming a furry pr()n clearing house, i'm out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (ZejZP)

But enough about ace's Tinder habits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2018 04:16 PM (Ry/kk)

231 >>> Force the Dems to say cowboy poetry is more important than securing the border.

THE HELL YOU SAY!!!!

Posted by: Hairy Reed, cowboy poetry and the poetry of little boys connoisseur at December 20, 2018 04:16 PM (hvf9s)

232 Farm Bill is a little porkier than normal. China hit agriculture with counter tariffs aimed at Trump's Republican base.

Posted by: Downcast at December 20, 2018 04:16 PM (PfsUK)

233 the side bar is on fire. he needs to figure out a way to use it to draw viewers in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:16 PM (MTjB1)

234 Except the Caddy has better Dagmars

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 04:16 PM (4v1DZ)

235 Mooch isn't trash - she's the whole dumpster.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 20, 2018 04:16 PM (37IEG)

236
There is an expression that I have heard and you may know that describes her perfectly.

By the way, did you see the boots in one of the earlier posts?

Oh...The Grey and Cotton Rye are two great restaurants!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (wYseH)
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Doodie Head?

Posted by: Weasel at December 20, 2018 04:17 PM (MVjcR)

237 And thanks everyone for the votes of support.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 04:17 PM (4v1DZ)

238 If this blog is becoming a furry pr()n clearing house, i'm out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at D

why?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:17 PM (MTjB1)

239 Weird, my lawnmower and snow blower have run just fine on E10 for many years. Lots of people "know" things that just aren't true. The problem with ethanol is economic, not technical.
Posted by: Chris M

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It's not even a question that Ethanol sucks as a fuel. It has less power and turns to gel very quickly. All sort of industries that represent manufacturers have voiced their issue with it as a fuel.

People that support ethanol just want a government handout.

We're buying votes because selling your corn to an actual voluntary customer that wants to eat it is harder.

Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 04:17 PM (UfkIY)

240 Oh...The Grey and Cotton Rye are two great restaurants!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (wYseH)

Were you just down here?!? You should have gotten in touch with me! Yes, The Grey and Cotton and Rye are great, and Husk is under new management with a new chef, and it's good, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

241 By the way, for what it is worth, I think officials in the White House read Blogs like this and actually listen to the base.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 04:18 PM (yWXpx)

242 Kira Argounova @Kira_Media
36s
Replying to @The_War_Economy
For me, best part of Carlson's book: recap of his days at TWS. He says Kristol regularly prodded him to write anti-Saddam pieces. This was well before '03. Tucker insinuates that Kristol had sought a pretext to invade Iraq for YEARS.

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 20, 2018 04:18 PM (BqBId)

243 Sorry -late to the thread but....Are we talking about grooming habits or the basement dwelling losers dressing up in fur suits?

230

If this blog is becoming a furry pr()n clearing house, i'm out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (ZejZP)

But enough about ace's Tinder habits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2018 04:16 PM (Ry/kk)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 20, 2018 04:18 PM (jxbfJ)

244 228 Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:13 PM (2LelM)
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I buy real gas cans at thrift stores and keep them in the garage to give to friends. There are also "water can spouts" available for sale on Amazon.
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Thanks. My answer is to buy a long funnel and never use the fucking ethanol nozzle. It basically is a cap to me. Last night I couldn't find my long funnel.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)

245
Corn is for alcohol.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2018 04:11 PM (xzezz)

why yes, yes it is.

Posted by: Kentucky bourbon laws at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (UsCnO)

246 Apparently on Twietter Trump posted his appearance singing the Green Acres song and leftists on Twitter had a cow!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (AllCR)

247 184 Still dont understand why none of michelles friends told her One is not supposed to wear their golden parachute
Posted by: Bah at December 20, 2018 04:10 PM (a3kvc)

Good one. Comedy gold, even.

Posted by: Emmie at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (4HMW8)

248 There is an expression that I have heard and you may know that describes her perfectly.

By the way, did you see the boots in one of the earlier posts?

Oh...The Grey and Cotton Rye are two great restaurants!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at D

what are you doing in savannah?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (MTjB1)

249 I ate a place called the Aberdeen Barn Steakhouse last night down here in Virginia beach....big slabs of beef

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (yWXpx)

250 "pour gas out of a ethanol gas can"

What does this mean? Are you talking about the ObamaGasCans that are a stuttering clusterfuck of miserable fuel spillage? I don't know what that has to do with ethanol, though.

Posted by: Chris M at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (eAZVt)

251 Weird, my lawnmower and snow blower have run just fine on E10 for many years. Lots of people "know" things that just aren't true. The problem with ethanol is economic, not technical.
Posted by: Chris M at December 20, 2018 04:14 PM (eAZVt)

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They run just fine on E10. The problem is when you let them sit for 6 months with E10 in them. E10 is also a great destroyer of gaskets, seals and hoses. It's definitely a tech problem.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (ffYR/)

252 CBD, are you still down here?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

253 Ace in the sidebar sez:

"I was listening to a YouTube by It's A Gundam and he mentioned being mind-broken due to having watched a video called "The Secret World of Puppy Play," which is apparently about guys who dress up in leather and velour and pretend to be puppies rolling on each other and stuff. You know, normal stuff. Weekly Standard picnic stuff.

I don't want to watch this -- it will give my computer The AIDS or something -- but it's on YouTube so if you want to give us an after-action report on it, hey, please let me know.
Here's the search that brings it up. Like, is it funny? Or is it... just so disgusting you wish to dissolve out of existence? I'd like to know if I can post this as a goofy thing, or if it's just seedy and gross."

I'll admit to being a little upset when stuff like this happens.

I wrote a huge essay, replace with countless mind-bioggling photos documenting it, about the puppy play phenomenon -- THREE YEARS AGO. And yet this week everyone's acting like it's some new shocking thing.

Sigh.

For the real story about puppy play, click here:

http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2015/

(Puppy play section starts about halfway down.)

Sadly, this "zombie scoops everyone, gets ignored, and then much later everyone 'discovers' what I already exposes" cycle happened all too frequently, which is one (of many) reasons why I stopped doing essays.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2018 04:20 PM (c+2jX)

254 maybe mooch is auditioning for one of those wives shows?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:20 PM (MTjB1)

255 what are you doing in savannah?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (MTjB1)

Buying illegal large capacity magazines to bring back to NJ and make a fortune

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2018 04:20 PM (yWXpx)

256 replace with countless = replete with countless

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2018 04:20 PM (c+2jX)

257 239 Weird, my lawnmower and snow blower have run just fine on E10 for many years. Lots of people "know" things that just aren't true. The problem with ethanol is economic, not technical.
Posted by: Chris M
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Ethanol attracts water and is absolutely a shitty fuel for internal combustion engines. It gels and varnishes within a few weeks, which is why it's such an absolutely shitty fuel for engines that are used infrequently, like lawn mower, chainsaws, and boat engines.

The problem with ethanol is both economic and "technical."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 20, 2018 04:21 PM (hjaPQ)

258 Trump should have video of Kate Steinle's funeral playing in the background.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 20, 2018 04:21 PM (BfOXk)

259 Buying illegal large capacity magazines to bring back to NJ and make a fortune
Posted by: Nevergiveup at D

lol. hold them until the burning times hit then trade them for sex and booze. sex with girls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:21 PM (MTjB1)

260 Trump sang green acres?

Posted by: Bah at December 20, 2018 04:21 PM (a3kvc)

261 The sidebar is where Ace vents now.

Is nice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK

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Holy shit.

The guy cant even hang shelves???

And now hes doing HVAC work !??!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2018 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

262 Zombie, yeah SF is THE bellweather of the upcoming freak storm ne?

I am still croggled at the Rainbow Dash Pony Grrl.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 20, 2018 04:21 PM (4v1DZ)

263 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Zipped in and out.

But it's always a pleasure to visit the South, where everyone is supposed to be racist and and everything is segregated, yet it turns out that everyone isn't racist and it is far more integrated than the Northeast.

Weird...huh!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (wYseH)

264 >>Because according to BP, more than 51,000 illegal aliens were caught illegally crossing the border last month, and nearly 10,000 presented themselves at ports of entry asking for entry and asylum.

>>So if Mexico is only agreeing to keep the asylum seekers who are still on Mexican soil, that's not going to help all that much.

Under current law, someone who sneaks across the border can ask for asylum if they are caught and they must be given a hearing. In the meantime most are set free to wander the country and almost none of them return for their hearings.

This law will mean that anyone seeking asylum must do it from Mexico and if you are caught sneaking into the country you can't stay in the US, you go back to Mexico, while you are waiting for your hearing which usually takes years to happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

265 239 Weird, my lawnmower and snow blower have run just fine on E10 for many years. Lots of people "know" things that just aren't true. The problem with ethanol is economic, not technical.
Posted by: Chris M
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Are they both Honda engines? I bought a Husqvarna lawnmower with a Honda engine because I had tossed my third cheap Briggs/Stratton ones after they failed to start after being tuned up for $50. The Honda engine always starts, even after sitting through the window. The Husqvarna chassis and wheels are shit. Lesson - just buy a Honda lawnmower.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (2LelM)

266 Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2018 04:20 PM (c+2jX)

I miss your essays.

I read all of them PJM put up, back in the day. I have to confess to not knowing about your site until you posted it here, though.

I'm still not looking at puppy play time or furries in general.

Furries get the bullet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (bcbK8)

267 Weird, my lawnmower and snow blower have run just fine on E10 for many years. Lots of people "know" things that just aren't true. The problem with ethanol is economic, not technical.
Posted by: Chris M

As long as you use it every year or so? yes.

Longer than that? Like with an edger and mower my Dad had put out in storage a few years ago?

Hosed.

Posted by: Don Q. at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (NgKpN)

268 If this blog is becoming a furry pr()n clearing house, i'm out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2018 04:12 PM (ZejZP)

Once Palp stopped staning guard, it was inevitable.

There is a theorem I think, any website not expressly anti-furry eventually becomes pro-furry.

Posted by: blaster at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (9VeU0)

269
But it's always a pleasure to visit the South,
where everyone is supposed to be racist and and everything is
segregated, yet it turns out that everyone isn't racist and it is far
more integrated than the Northeast.

Weird...huh!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (wYseH)
Fake news and Yankee bullshit rolled into one bundle.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (37IEG)

270 260 Trump sang green acres?
Posted by: Bah at December 20, 2018 04:21 PM (a3kvc)

Melania is a natural to play Lisa. Just sayin'...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (/9p9e)

271 I have some of the retard gas cans that aren't worth a shit. The first thing I do is install a vent plug and replace the spout. If needed you can rip the innards out of the spout so it pours correctly.

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 20, 2018 04:23 PM (MVjcR)

272 what are you doing in savannah?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (MTjB1)

Eating and drinking really fvcking well.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:23 PM (wYseH)

273 261 The sidebar is where Ace vents now.

Is nice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK

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Holy shit.

The guy cant even hang shelves???

And now hes doing HVAC work !??!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2018 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

Ah, ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK8)

274 Eating and drinking really fvcking well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at D

nice

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:23 PM (MTjB1)

275 "It's not even a question that Ethanol sucks as a fuel. It has less power and turns to gel very quickly. All sort of industries that represent manufacturers have voiced their issue with it as a fuel."

It does have less energy for sure. But most complaints about it are pure BS. Turns to "gel"?

Posted by: Chris M at December 20, 2018 04:23 PM (eAZVt)

276
Melania is a natural to play Lisa. Just sayin'...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (/9p9e)

I said from the getgo that she needs to come out and say "Oliver! The hotscakes are ready!" and get it out of all of our systems.

Posted by: blaster at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (9VeU0)

277 Last night I couldn't find my long funnel.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)

VIagra is your friend...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (wYseH)

278 >>Sadly, this "zombie scoops everyone, gets ignored, and then much later everyone 'discovers' what I already exposes" cycle happened all too frequently, which is one (of many) reasons why I stopped doing essays.

While I appreciate what you do, zombie, there are some things I don't want to know. Such as 'lemon parties' and 'sexy Jesus' contests at alt-Easter fairs. Maybe if I could know them at a high level without having to know the mechanics of their depravity?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (W+vEI)

279 Shep's Eye Make-Up Update: Shep has his Serious, Concerned Eye Make-Up on today. His mascara level has been set to "Vigilant" and his foundation has been set to "Maudlin."
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In many ways, isn't this the story of Obama?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (qC1Sy)

280 272 what are you doing in savannah?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (MTjB1)

Eating and drinking really fvcking well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:23 PM (wYseH)

Had an outstanding meal at Elizabeth on 37th. Go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (/9p9e)

281 said from the getgo that she needs to come out and say "Oliver! The hotscakes are ready!" and get it out of all of our systems.
Posted by: blaster at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (9VeU0)

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*snort*

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (8XRCm)

282 We are going to need those woodchippers running 24/7/365 across America.

Posted by: literally serious at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (jLChk)

283 216 So, I'm looking at the "Top Headlines" sidebar, and I'm thinking Ace might want to push away from Twitter for a bit.
Posted by: Rusty Nail

And Youtube. "The Secret World of Puppy Play". The description was bad enough. Though it did remind me of this hard hitting expose; https://youtu.be/ixrQcGQ6o-w

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (cEK8a)

284 276
Melania is a natural to play Lisa. Just sayin'...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (/9p9e)

I said from the getgo that she needs to come out and say "Oliver! The hotscakes are ready!" and get it out of all of our systems.
Posted by: blaster at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (9VeU0)

I imagine he thinks of Jared as Ebb Dawson.

"Don't call me dad!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 04:25 PM (/9p9e)

285 272 what are you doing in savannah?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (MTjB1)

Eating and drinking really fvcking well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:23 PM (wYseH)

Check out the Persian place on Whitaker

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:25 PM (bcbK8)

286 Actually, I see a greater chance of repealing direct farm subsidies than I do repealing ethanol, which is to say none. After all, it is an indirect farm subsidy. :-(
Posted by: Curmudgeon

There are no more "direct farm Subsidies".

The US Government (we) now provide "crop insurance premium support".

And now, federal law prohibits the USDA from disclosing crop insurance data by recipient.

Posted by: golfman at December 20, 2018 04:25 PM (GL/05)

287 Zipped in and out.

But it's always a pleasure
to visit the South, where everyone is supposed to be racist and and
everything is segregated, yet it turns out that everyone isn't racist
and it is far more integrated than the Northeast.

Weird...huh!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (wYseH)

Wish we could have gotten together. We know some really excellent places to eat off the tourist path, too. Also, Husk has an oyster bar upstairs that features different varieties of oysters on a rotating basis. Great bar and place to hang out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

288 Had an outstanding meal at Elizabeth on 37th. Go.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at D'

you know hanging out here has an effect on everything you do. I misread your comment as "he had dinner at 37th on elizabeth."

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 20, 2018 04:26 PM (MTjB1)

289 Also, Husk has an oyster bar upstairs that features different varieties of oysters on a rotating basis. Great bar and place to hang out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
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He doesn't really eat oysters anyway.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:27 PM (U5tDi)

290 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 04:25 PM (/9p9e)

Was thinking about you today.

Don't get to spend as much time on the Morning Report as I used to but...

You are doing a heckuva job.

Hat tip to you.

Posted by: golfman at December 20, 2018 04:27 PM (GL/05)

291 My answer is to buy a long funnel and never use the
fucking ethanol nozzle. It basically is a cap to me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)

You can use a pair of needle-nose pliers to rip the guts out of the stupid nozzles, then glue the locking cuff open. If you really want to go to town, install a tire valve in the top, so you can have a vent when you pour. I have three cans that I have modified that way (I use lots of gas for my generator when we lose power), and they work great.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:27 PM (wYseH)

292 Weird, my lawnmower and snow blower have run just fine on E10 for many years. Lots of people "know" things that just aren't true. The problem with ethanol is economic, not technical.

Posted by: Chris M at December 20, 2018 04:14 PM

I've read of someone who did the actual science and math. Farmers expend 100 btu's of effort (machinery diesel etc) to harvest 150 btu's of energy.

As a former business person (recovering) I can tell you those are definitely winning numbers. For them.

Yeah, the stuff is a pain in the ass unless you're using it quickly. But additives work great and are worth the small price.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 20, 2018 04:27 PM (jYje5)

293 Honestly, I'm still reeling from the various "Haus of Amazing" ventures and news that this drag queen kid was literally shaking his booty for dollars at a gay bar. That's 'SMOD will be here pretty damn soon' level depravity. Makes me ill.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 04:27 PM (W+vEI)

294 Puppy play appears to be leather-dom meets furries. As disgusting as anything I've seen, but not moreso. Which says way too much about me.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 20, 2018 04:27 PM (ju9gW)

295 Had an outstanding meal at Elizabeth on 37th. Go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (/9p9e)

Great place, bring $$$. A friend gave us a $100 gift certificate for Elizabeth's several years ago, and it covered about half the cost of the meal for the two of us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

296 It's not even a question that Ethanol sucks as a fuel. It has less power and turns to gel very quickly. All sort of industries that represent manufacturers have voiced their issue with it as a fuel.

People that support ethanol just want a government handout.

We're buying votes because selling your corn to an actual voluntary customer that wants to eat it is harder.
Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 04:17 PM (UfkIY)

It eats rubber and plastic and is caustic as hell. It absorbs water like it's been in the desert for 3 weeks and goes bad twice as fast as regular gasoline.

It's shit. It's money laundering.....that's it.

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 04:28 PM (F4u7C)

297 "Are they both Honda engines?"

Lawnmower is Briggs, and snowblower is Tecumseh. Both sit for 6+ months every season, and run fine when first started. The snowblower will be 20 years old next month.

Posted by: Chris M at December 20, 2018 04:28 PM (eAZVt)

298 276
Melania is a natural to play Lisa. Just sayin'...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (/9p9e)

I said from the getgo that she needs to come out and say "Oliver! The hotscakes are ready!" and get it out of all of our systems.
Posted by: blaster at December 20, 2018 04:24 PM (9VeU0)

I am still waiting for Melania to give a speech at a national park and somehow work in the phrase "Moose and Squirrel..."

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:28 PM (ujg0T)

299 242 Kira Argounova @Kira_Media
36s
Replying to @The_War_Economy
For me, best part of Carlson's book: recap of his days at TWS. He says Kristol regularly prodded him to write anti-Saddam pieces. This was well before '03. Tucker insinuates that Kristol had sought a pretext to invade Iraq for YEARS.
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 20, 2018 04:18 PM (BqBId)

Project For A New America Century. And other Not America First Schemes for the last 70 plus years.

Posted by: literally serious at December 20, 2018 04:28 PM (jLChk)

300 271 I have some of the retard gas cans that aren't worth a shit. The first thing I do is install a vent plug and replace the spout. If needed you can rip the innards out of the spout so it pours correctly.

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 20, 2018 04:23 PM (MVjcR)

Hey Weasel, I've got a brilliant idea. Start a company that makes old fashioned gas cans. Put a sticker on them that says "potable water, not for fuel use".

Laugh your way to the bank after everyone figures out what they're really for and you're the only supplier.

Kinda like that grape juice sold during Prohibition with explicit instructions on how not to store it, to helpfully keep people from accidentally turning it into wine.

Technical compliance is the best kind of compliance.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 20, 2018 04:29 PM (J+mig)

301 He doesn't really eat oysters anyway.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:27 PM (U5tDi)

CBD's a communist??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

302
It's shit. It's money laundering.....that's it.
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Bingo!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:29 PM (2LelM)

303
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:27 PM (wYseH)
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Amazon sells the little yellow vent plugs by the 10pack. Just drill an 11/16ths hole in the top of the can and pop it in.

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 20, 2018 04:29 PM (MVjcR)

304 I used to love the smell of gasoline. Now, with ethanol, it burns the shit out of my eyes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:29 PM (2LelM)

305 Honestly, I'm still reeling from the various "Haus of Amazing" ventures and news that this drag queen kid was literally shaking his booty for dollars at a gay bar. That's 'SMOD will be here pretty damn soon' level depravity. Makes me ill.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 04:27 PM (W+vEI)
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I've seen that alluded to several times but I just can't bring myself to click on any of the links. It's so horribly depraved that I can't even imagine the damage it's done to this poor boy. Totally dehumanizing.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:30 PM (U5tDi)

306 Well, I've gotta go to Publix and order a birthday cake for Jesus for Sunday coffee hour.

*awaits comments*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

307 290 Posted by: golfman at December 20, 2018 04:27 PM (GL/05)

Cheers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)

308 CBD's a communist??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:29 PM (ptqGC)
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Well, yes, and he also doesn't eat oysters.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:31 PM (U5tDi)

309 Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 20, 2018 04:29 PM (J+mig)
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Great idea... we'll need a catchy name though. And a Billy Mays character for our spokesman.

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 20, 2018 04:31 PM (MVjcR)

310 This spring, drive around your neighborhood a day before the garbage truck is due and count the number of lawnmowers being tossed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 20, 2018 04:31 PM (2LelM)

311
Re small engines.

I fricking HATE any new small engine. Got engine surge??? Your carb orifices are now so small and the engines specd so lean (you know.... in the effort to curb global warming thru federal mandate) if you get ANY dirt in your lines, fuel doesnt go through.

I have a thirty year old Ryobi weedeater that I havent even changed the plug on that runs awesome. Its on its third spool head. Starts EVERYTIME.

Meanwhile... Im on my third frickin blower and two mowers in five years. I finally figured out that I can drill out the fuel orifices a bit and for CHrist sakes dont screw on the gas cap too tight because those breather hole too fucking small to be practical too.

Fuckers.

*spit*

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2018 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

312 301 He doesn't really eat oysters anyway.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:27 PM (U5tDi)

CBD's a communist??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

No Jane, "like all members of the world's oldest profession, CBD is a Capitalist"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK8)

313 Weird, my lawnmower and snow blower have run just fine on E10 for many years. Lots of people "know" things that just aren't true. The problem with ethanol is economic, not technical.
Posted by: Chris M

The owners manual on my boat, snowblower, snowmobiles and lawnmower all recommend using non oxy (non ethanol blend) gas. I guess the engineers that made them made it up then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 20, 2018 04:31 PM (nAeGR)

314 Jane, you should order it at a Muslim-owned bakery.

Posted by: Emmie at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (4HMW8)

315 I am firmly in the Ethanol Sucks camp.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (IfYaq)

316 I've got it!!!!!
WeaselCans!!!!

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (MVjcR)

317 Amazon sells the little yellow vent plugs by the 10pack. Just drill an 11/16ths hole in the top of the can and pop it in.

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 20, 2018 04:29 PM (MVjcR)

Those vents are for fags. Real men use tire valves.

Because it's too damned cold to manipulate those little ones on some frigid February night when I have to refill the snowblower fuel tank.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (wYseH)

318 There's a nood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

319
I've seen that alluded to several times but I just can't bring myself to click on any of the links. It's so horribly depraved that I can't even imagine the damage it's done to this poor boy. Totally dehumanizing.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:30 PM (U5tDi)
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"A Chorus Line" did number about this very theme years ago.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (qC1Sy)

320 306 Well, I've gotta go to Publix and order a birthday cake for Jesus for Sunday coffee hour.

*awaits comments*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

Will there be a magic show at 09:00?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)

321 We're buying votes because selling your corn to an actual voluntary customer that wants to eat it is harder.
Posted by: Blago at December 20, 2018 04:17 PM (UfkIY)

Those votes matter only because they come in February.

That should be fixed.

Posted by: golfman at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (GL/05)

322 Ethanol has approximately 70% of the energy of gasoline.

Adding it to gasoline makes gasoline less effective, thus decreasing your mileage, increasing the amount burned and the amount of "pollutants" emitted. BAD BAD BAD.

IT'S A TRAP!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (F4u7C)

323 It's not just that it takes four gallons of gas to get five of ethanol, but that at the end of the day you just threw away a bunch of topsoil. Can't magically grow romaine lettuce in just, umm, "imported fertilizer".

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2018 04:33 PM (DwF62)

324 313 Weird, my lawnmower and snow blower have run just fine on E10 for many years. Lots of people "know" things that just aren't true. The problem with ethanol is economic, not technical.
Posted by: Chris M

Question: where do you live? Those of us not in the Snowbelt, who still use our mowers in the winter months, albeit less often, might not have this problem. As opposed to those whose mowers sit idle for months.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:33 PM (ujg0T)

325 Lots of people "know" things that just aren't true. The problem with ethanol is economic, not technical.
Posted by: Chris M

Where did you take chemical engineering?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 20, 2018 04:33 PM (ZejZP)

326 Trump is going to make sChmuck and Nanzi pay for their love of non Americans.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 20, 2018 04:33 PM (pw+jk)

327
Jane, you should order it at a Muslim-owned bakery.

Posted by: Emmie at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (4HMW

Too risky. They'd probably make the cake out of goat poop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

328 But it's always a pleasure to visit the South, where
everyone is supposed to be racist and and everything is segregated, yet
it turns out that everyone isn't racist and it is far more integrated
than the Northeast.

Weird...huh!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:22 PM (wYseH)

That is a BS myth created by the MFM back in the 60s and 70s. I live in an upper middle class neighborhood here in a rural county and it currently has three black families in it. My county is also 40% black.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2018 04:34 PM (mpXpK)

329 320 306 Well, I've gotta go to Publix and order a birthday cake for Jesus for Sunday coffee hour.

*awaits comments*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

Will there be a magic show at 09:00?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)

What time is the 'airing of grievances'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 20, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

330 >>I've seen that alluded to several times but I just can't bring myself to click on any of the links. It's so horribly depraved that I can't even imagine the damage it's done to this poor boy. Totally dehumanizing.

Bluebell - what makes it doubly disturbing is that they are not only monetizing their kid, they are actively trying to get other kids to do it, too.

He's writing a children's book, they're starting a drag kid fashion line, they are hosting an online chat forum for "kids" up to age 20 where kids can chat "without the interference of often judgmental adults"(!). Seriously, WTF is all of this kiddy tranny recruitmentstuff?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 04:34 PM (W+vEI)

331
Those vents are for fags. Real men use tire valves.

Because it's too damned cold to manipulate those little ones on some frigid February night when I have to refill the snowblower fuel tank.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (wYseH)
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Tire valves! HA! I'd be drummed right out of the Organic Tree Growers Association if I used tire valves!!

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 20, 2018 04:34 PM (MVjcR)

332 I've seen that alluded to several times but I just can't bring myself to
click on any of the links. It's so horribly depraved that I can't even
imagine the damage it's done to this poor boy. Totally dehumanizing.

And yet, NONE of that is the worst part of the story. The worst thing IS the story, or rather the "narrative" that has been constructed. The bulk of reporting about this has been a story of "confidence building" with a "you go girl!" attitude. EVERYONE is invested in this boy's sacrifice to the angry gods of culture.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 20, 2018 04:35 PM (ju9gW)

333 if he signs, he's done.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at December 20, 2018 04:35 PM (6u+P+)

334 "Where did you take chemical engineering?"

University of Illinois

Posted by: Chris M at December 20, 2018 04:35 PM (eAZVt)

335 318
There's a nood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2018 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah, but its about polls.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2018 04:35 PM (mpXpK)

336 Great idea... we'll need a catchy name though. And a Billy Mays character for our spokesman.

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 20, 2018 04:31 PM (MVjcR)

Ettes with wet t-shirts. Water being poured from the Weaselcans.

If that don't sell it, I don't know what will.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 20, 2018 04:35 PM (J+mig)

337 Seriously, WTF is all of this kiddy tranny recruitmentstuff?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 04:34 PM (W+vEI)
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It's pure, unadulterated evil, Lizzy. Straight up evil.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get yer NoVaMoMe details here at December 20, 2018 04:35 PM (U5tDi)

338 That is a BS myth created by the MFM back in the 60s
and 70s.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2018 04:34 PM (mpXpK)

Learn to read for satire and irony.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2018 04:35 PM (wYseH)

339
I don't want to watch this -- it will give my computer The AIDS or something -- but it's on YouTube so if you want to give us an after-action report on it, hey, please let me know.
Here's the search that brings it up. Like, is it funny? Or is it... just so disgusting you wish to dissolve out of existence? I'd like to know if I can post this as a goofy thing, or if it's just seedy and gross."
_______________________

Okay, ace, I just sacrificed 4 minutes of my life to watch that stupid YouTube video, and here's my report:

Is it funny? No.

It is so disgusting that you want to dissolve out of existence? Maybe. Not that it shows anything disgusting, it's just that it makes you feel so sad and disgusted for people who do this kind of aberrant crap.

It is basically an explanation of what this "puppy play" bullshit is. It shows a bunch of these weirdos in their "puppy" costumes, explains how they all have a "handler" (code for gay lover, apparently, or maybe gay dominator, because the "puppy" people seem to be the submissive ones).

Then it says that they've stayed hidden to avoid ridicule and humiliation (gee, who'd a thunk it?), but now they want to take their weirdness mainstream. They then go to a scene in London where a "handler" is walking two of his "pups" through the streets, on leashes. They show people's reactions "(WTF, to "makes things more jolly"). Then they go to a dog park, and show the idiots interacting with real dog people, trying to get them to throw them balls, etc.

One of the freaks explains that he likes being a puppy because "there is nothing better than having somebody tell him he is a good boy."

We should probably feel sorry for these people, as they seem to be individuals with extremely low self esteem.

I don't know if you can get funny out of this. To me, it seems more pathetic than anything.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 20, 2018 04:36 PM (fqUgw)

340 I am not it favor of ethanol in gas! I just don't believe all the crazy problems that people attribute to it.

Posted by: Chris M at December 20, 2018 04:36 PM (eAZVt)

341 324 Question: where do you live? Those of us not in the
Snowbelt, who still use our mowers in the winter months, albeit less
often, might not have this problem. As opposed to those whose mowers sit
idle for months.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 20, 2018 04:33 PM (ujg0T)

The only time I use my lawn mower after Oct is to use the leaf sweeper to get up leaves.

Posted by: Vic at December 20, 2018 04:37 PM (mpXpK)

342 >>It's pure, unadulterated evil, Lizzy. Straight up evil.

Yes, it really is.
This is too pedo-normalizing adjacent to be seen as anything but kidde pr0n - and kiddie pr0n recruitment.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 04:38 PM (W+vEI)

343 While I appreciate what you do, zombie, there are some things I don't want to know. Such as 'lemon parties' and 'sexy Jesus' contests at alt-Easter fairs. Maybe if I could know them at a high level without having to know the mechanics of their depravity?
Posted by: Lizzy

I learned something very important: If a journalist merely verbally describes something mind-boggling, no one will care. Because on some level, people simply don't believe what seems to be unbelievable. But if that same journalist provides photographic proof, THEN the news makes a splash.

No one else dared to prove just what San Francisco was really, truly like until I did it. Lefty journalists tried to cover it up; conservative journalists were too prissy and polite to show the seamy underbelly they condemned.

So, at brutal as it admit it was, it was necessary.

That doesn't mean everyone is required to view what they deem upsetting. Feel free to avoid the images. But I think overall it's good for the Truth to be available to anyone who seeks it.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2018 04:39 PM (c+2jX)

344 253 Sadly, this "zombie scoops everyone, gets ignored, and then much later everyone 'discovers' what I already exposes" cycle happened all too frequently, which is one (of many) reasons why I stopped doing essays.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2018 04:20 PM (c+2jX)

I've seen your coverage of 'puppy play', and like many of your photo-essays, it's not for the faint hearted. But reaching a wider audience is always a difficult chore.

And to be fair, you really have to go to San Fran to get the latest in cutting edge perversion; reporting on that is like a window into the future.

Thanks for your efforts. They do NOT go unnoticed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2018 04:39 PM (Z4rgH)

345 Wow. First the Michelle fashion thread and now the Shep makeup thread. I sense a new direction for the HQ and I like it!
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Coming soon... Ace's Shoe Sense With David French! It'll be... fabulous!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2018 04:40 PM (Evws/)

346 >>. . . That doesn't mean everyone is required to view what they deem upsetting. Feel free to avoid the images. But I think overall it's good for the Truth to be available to anyone who seeks it.

I get it, and I *do* appreciate what you do, recording this and making it so that we can't look away. You do good work, zombie!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2018 04:41 PM (W+vEI)

347 >>> Apparently on Twietter Trump posted his appearance singing the Green Acres song and leftists on Twitter had a cow! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 20, 2018 04:19 PM (AllCR)

They don't like being reminded they helped normalize him in the public sphere. Joke is on them.

Posted by: LizLem at December 20, 2018 04:47 PM (hvf9s)

348 The problem with ethanol is that a billion people in the world are desperate for food to eat every day but us wise westerners use food to make gas instead of just pulling the fucking gas out of the ground and using the fucking FOOD as fucking FOOD.

I swear, every single governmental and societal policy in the West is run by insane people.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 20, 2018 04:47 PM (BfOXk)

349 Weird, my lawnmower and snow blower have run just fine on E10 for many years.

Its not the engine, its the fuel lines, particularly the priming pump.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 20, 2018 04:49 PM (lD3vL)

350
No one else dared to prove just what San Francisco was really, truly like until I did it. Lefty journalists tried to cover it up; conservative journalists were too prissy and polite to show the seamy underbelly they condemned.

Zombie, living in NorCal I've seen it... {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at December 20, 2018 04:53 PM (O2RFr)

351 Ace, you are the best! I love when you rag on Shep.

Posted by: Uncle Miltie at December 20, 2018 04:55 PM (3/Nj1)

352 Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
Breaking: Officials throughout the Trump administration are bracing themselves for the president to make a similar announcement as he did about Syria except this time about US troop withdrawal from Afghanistan ==though they caution the president has not yet made a final decision.

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 20, 2018 04:55 PM (BqBId)

353 I think in the next DC movie, Shep Smith would make an excellent Joker. His eyes are Joker creepy and I can easily imagine him breaking into a menacing cackle at any moment.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2018 05:01 PM (/qEW2)

354 While I appreciate what you do, zombie, there are some things I don't want to know. Such as 'lemon parties' and 'sexy Jesus' contests at alt-Easter fairs. Maybe if I could know them at a high level without having to know the mechanics of their depravity?
Posted by: Lizzy

I learned something very important: If a journalist merely verbally describes something mind-boggling, no one will care. Because on some level, people simply don't believe what seems to be unbelievable. But if that same journalist provides photographic proof, THEN the news makes a splash.
...
Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2018 04:39 PM (c+2jX)

I do think a visual is necessary to make an impact on most people. There used to be a pro-life effort called the "truth truck". A truck would drive around with images of aborted fetuses on it. It drove pro-choicers insane because one could see these were not "clumps of cells" but mutilated human remains.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2018 05:20 PM (/qEW2)

355 But I think overall it's good for the Truth to be available to anyone who seeks it.
Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2018 04:39 PM (c+2jX)

Thank you for your effort

Posted by: golfman at December 20, 2018 05:32 PM (GL/05)

356 Have you donated to the go fund me page to build the wall yet?

Posted by: ramondo at December 20, 2018 05:42 PM (4L+v4)

357 253 Sadly, this "zombie scoops everyone, gets ignored, and then much later everyone 'discovers' what I already exposes" cycle happened all too frequently, which is one (of many) reasons why I stopped doing essays.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2018 04:20 PM (c+2jX)

I've always been fascinated by your essays. You have to admit, the puppy play section of the essay, while notable, was FAR overshadowed by the truly disturbing stuff.

Posted by: Keith at December 20, 2018 06:08 PM (jdGlx)

358 Pulling out of Afghanistan? Wow. He's ending two forever wars.....

Major aftershocks from this if true. If it is true it's going to be interesting seeing the next steps of the realignment. Hopefully there is a well thought out plan for that.

Posted by: GIGANTORX at December 20, 2018 06:31 PM (j09cy)

359 Don't know if it has been mentioned this evening anywhere, but Jim Mattis has resigned as SecDef over Trump withdrawing from Syria.

Posted by: shibumi's friend, Bozo in the Mitten Kingdom at December 20, 2018 07:57 PM (UyW0o)

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