Chris Cuomo: If I Have Any Failing At All, It's That I'm "Too Balanced" In My Coverage of the Trump Administration

He might have added he's also too balanced mentally.

Well done. Great rep.

"They [CNN viewers] expect you to be anti-Trump, your viewers," Conway said to Cuomo.
"No, they're actually get frustrated with me because they think we're too balanced on this show," Cuomo responded. "They don't want me to have you on. They don't want me to have anyone from the administration. Trust me."

Did Chris Cuomo just throw his own viewers under the bus? Did he just claim "They're the ultrapartisan NPC robots, not me"?

I think he did.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:28 PM

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1 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

2 Cuomo is an idiot

Posted by: tbodie at December 17, 2018 02:26 PM (3C84c)

3 Chris also thinks America loves CNN.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 02:27 PM (LISuA)

4 Kinda quiet.

Posted by: tbodie at December 17, 2018 02:27 PM (3C84c)

5 I can do things! I was passed over!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:27 PM (SkuXa)

6 Hahahahahahaha.. thanks, Chris! I needed a good Monday afternoon laugh!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2018 02:27 PM (so+oy)

7 Cuomo may be balanced but he is no stable genius.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 17, 2018 02:27 PM (T71PA)

8 Wait a second.
They don't want me to have you on. They don't want me to have anyone from the administration. Trust me."

So having some punching bag from the Trump white house on the program *at all* is being "too balanced?" Never mind how one-sided or aggressive they are with said punching bag, the bag's presence is enough to be "too balanced?"

Good grief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2018 02:28 PM (I2dne)

9 Chris is wondering why Shep Smith gets paid so much more for doing essentially the same job he does.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 02:28 PM (LISuA)

10 Called the Corgis.

Posted by: tbodie at December 17, 2018 02:28 PM (3C84c)

11 I'm Smart, not like everybody says!

Posted by: Chris C at December 17, 2018 02:28 PM (DfGpI)

12 What's sad is that he really believes this crap.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 17, 2018 02:28 PM (kuDXe)

13 I'm smart two!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:29 PM (Q1ZdF)

14 Chris thinks its wonderful the state just named the new Tappan Zee bridge after him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 02:29 PM (LISuA)

15 Gestapo claims SS too soft on subhumans.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 17, 2018 02:29 PM (Evws/)

16 9 Chris is wondering why Shep Smith gets paid so much more for doing essentially the same job he does.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 02:28 PM (LISuA)

Golf ball. Garden hose.

Posted by: Rupert Murdoch at December 17, 2018 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

17 A cuomo could not balance a cannoli if his life was on the line

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 02:29 PM (bim/x)

18 It really must suck being the slow son of a mob boss.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 02:30 PM (2LelM)

19 Was Mario Cuomo actually a high functioning tard?
Considering Andrew and Chris there seems to be an apple/tree thing going on.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 17, 2018 02:30 PM (koNhm)

20 I left the cannoli. Who knew?

Posted by: Chris C at December 17, 2018 02:30 PM (DfGpI)

21 It's still a failing, Chris. You need to resign.

Posted by: Roy at December 17, 2018 02:30 PM (9rXxD)

22 17 A cuomo could not balance a cannoli if his life was on the line
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 02:29 PM (bim/x)

Keeps forgetting to leave the gun too.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 02:30 PM (RD7QR)

23 Need I even mention Chris Cuomo is a Mets fan?

And he thinks the Mafia got a raw deal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 02:30 PM (LISuA)

24 I can relate. If I have a failing, it's that I'm just too darn loveable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls, whose self-assessments are in no wise deluded at December 17, 2018 02:30 PM (ZtIV1)

25 definition of 'to balanced': you were allowed to live.

Posted by: This is the CNN shitshow at December 17, 2018 02:30 PM (NeSSd)

26 I have absolutely NO problem whatsoever with a TV commentator being rabidly anti-Trump, anti-conservative, whatever....

What I object to is their being severely unentertaining. Mirthless. Witless. Predicable.

... Boring.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:31 PM (AURKQ)

27 Let me know when CNN is beating reruns of Match Game in the ratings and I'll pay attention to them again.

(I will not pay attention to them again.)

(They'll have to beat reruns of Wings for me to do that.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 17, 2018 02:31 PM (Boy/L)

28 50 / 50 ... one horse, one rabbit ...

Posted by: Adriane the But I Like Maps Better than GPS Critic ... at December 17, 2018 02:31 PM (LPnfS)

29 I actually believe him. Not that he's "balanced', but that his viewers DON'T want to hear from Trump's side.
I totally but that. And yes--he threw his own people under the bus.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 02:31 PM (NFEMn)

30 So Chris will be moderating the 2020 Presidential Debates? He is a white male said to be heterosexual. What are the odds?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (2LelM)

31 Yes, he just claimed that CNN's viewers demand the Anti-Trump Agenda and want more of it, with even more insanity.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (0QYMt)

32 Did you know that reptilian Joos control not only this world, but several? Because I did.

Posted by: Alice Walker at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (SkuXa)

33 Under the bus? Naw. Simple truth as he sees it and his viewers would agree.

Posted by: WisRich at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (G0vdT)

34 In high school, we went on a field trip to the Washington Post. I asked one of the opinion editors what he thought about the charge that the Washington Post was "too liberal."

Him: "We have a lot of readers who think we're not liberal enough."

Whodathunk.

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

35 Chris Cuomo is a supporter of bear rapes of hunters.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (LISuA)

36 In all honesty, my biggest failing is that they found one of the bodies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko didn't get the job in that interview... at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (AURKQ)

37 I love CNN. Who doesn't love the Canadian National Narrowguage!! They have big trains that deliver my pastor from Edmonton!!

Joey "Choo Choo" Biden

Posted by: Bruce at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (8ikIW)

38 i would have laughed in his face after the "too balanced" b.s.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (LG/rj)

39 Did Chris Cuomo just throw his own viewers under the bus? Did he just claim "They're the ultrapartisan NPC robots, not me"?

I think he did.

Worked for us!
The Krystol Kruising KompNy

Posted by: tbodie at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (3C84c)

40 31 Yes, he just claimed that CNN's viewers demand the Anti-Trump Agenda and want more of it, with even more insanity.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (0QYMt)

No, he didn't claim... he was forced to agree...

Reluctantly.

Posted by: Don Q at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (NgKpN)

41 I believe it because I've seen so many comments to *their* side:s tweets.

Like tom Nichol's followers. Impeachment, any day now! Bloody unhinged.

Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at December 17, 2018 02:33 PM (efMXe)

42 27 Let me know when CNN is beating reruns of Match Game in the ratings and I'll pay attention to them again.

(I will not pay attention to them again.)

(They'll have to beat reruns of Wings for me to do that.)
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The acid test for all programming is can it beat reruns of the Andy Griffith Show.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2018 02:33 PM (2LelM)

43 I wonder if he still thinks little girls just need to get used to seeing grown men's dicks.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 17, 2018 02:33 PM (vg8iE)

44 I'd also like to hear Chris Cuomo's explanation how he was raised in Albany, speaks in a neutral broadcaster's accent, yet his brother Andrew tawks like a Queens longshoreman.

Lamarckian speech genetics?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 17, 2018 02:33 PM (koNhm)

45

Sometimes he lets me be Top.

Not really, but a girl can dream...

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at December 17, 2018 02:33 PM (tsUHu)

46 Yes, he just claimed that CNN's viewers demand the Anti-Trump Agenda and want more of it, with even more insanity.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (0QYMt)

Chris is so dumb, he doesn't realize he proved Kelly's point.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 02:34 PM (NFEMn)

47 In high school, we went on a field trip to the Washington Post. I asked one of the opinion editors what he thought about the charge that the Washington Post was "too liberal."

Him: "We have a lot of readers who think we're not liberal enough."

Whodathunk.
Posted by: Zod

And they were right! I mean, left!

Posted by: The axe in Trotsky's head at December 17, 2018 02:34 PM (NeSSd)

48 "I'm being attack from the Right AND the Left, which proves I'm a Centrist " - Hitler

Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 17, 2018 02:34 PM (xss3U)

49 The Lesser Cuomo has spoken

Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2018 02:34 PM (7HtZB)

50 He's just too smart and too balanced. Just like Hillary - she's just too brilliant and we the stupid voters did not see it.

It's the people's fault for failing to see how fabulous Cuomo and Hillary are.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at December 17, 2018 02:34 PM (3aBcq)

51 Clearly, Fredo is the most balanced person ever.

Posted by: Nonapod at December 17, 2018 02:35 PM (CLP9I)

52 If I have a failing, it is that I'm too polite.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Badass at December 17, 2018 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)

53 >>35 Chris Cuomo is a supporter of bear rapes of hunters. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 02:32 PM (LISuA)

I, for one, applauded the bear gigging Leonardo DiCaprio's character in "Relentless," "Unbreakable" or whatever that stupid otherwise-forgettable movie was.

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

54 "If I Have Any Failing At All..."

Nah.
You're godlike, brah. Total human perfection.

This is the Progressive Mind.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 17, 2018 02:36 PM (LL1Be)

55 Let me know when CNN is beating reruns of Match Game in the ratings and I'll pay attention to them again.

(I will not pay attention to them again.)

(They'll have to beat reruns of Wings for me to do that.)
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The acid test for all programming is can it beat reruns of the Andy Griffith Show.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Reruns of the George Burns and Gracie Allen Show.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 02:36 PM (xzezz)

56 The fat kid on the end of your teeter-totter? Yeah, he's got too much balance.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2018 02:36 PM (Ydn2k)

57 I know what you mean, Chris. I'm much too balanced too, but I'm still thankful that I have no interest in money.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at December 17, 2018 02:36 PM (hjaPQ)

58 So under this premise it's my bosses fault for failing to see that I would make a great VP. It's certainly not anything I've done nor is it my intellectual capacity - it's his view of me that is wrong.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at December 17, 2018 02:37 PM (3aBcq)

59 Thats why they colluded with Kamp Killary to rig the primary and colluded with the FIB to rig the general election. Because they're too fair.

Posted by: Gonads and Strife at December 17, 2018 02:37 PM (vtd+q)

60 I, for one, applauded the bear gigging Leonardo DiCaprio's character in "Relentless," "Unbreakable" or whatever that stupid otherwise-forgettable movie was.
Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Violated?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:37 PM (AURKQ)

61 "If I have any failing at all...."

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 02:37 PM (AllCR)

62 "If I Have Any Failing At All..it's that I'm too honest"

Interviewer: " I don't regard that as being a fault."

Posted by: I don't give a fuck what you think at December 17, 2018 02:37 PM (NeSSd)

63 If Chris and Andrew Cuomo were joined at the hip you could call them a halfwit.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 17, 2018 02:38 PM (koNhm)

64 My people just didn't think I was strict enough.

Posted by: Ivan the Terrible at December 17, 2018 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

65 What I object to is their being severely unentertaining. Mirthless. Witless. Predicable.

... Boring.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:31 PM

That's what political correctness does. You can't say NPC without PC.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 17, 2018 02:38 PM (J+mig)

66 They have led the loons (that still watch CNN) over the edge, and only constant pure hate satisfies them ... as with any drug, the junkie always needs more from their dealer (of hate and lies/ in this case).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 17, 2018 02:38 PM (Cus5s)

67 I seriously don't think CNN would even beat reruns of CNN from fifteen years ago.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:38 PM (AURKQ)

68
Sorry, that Cuomo goombah has Alexocasio eyes. Creepy.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 17, 2018 02:38 PM (MIKMs)

69 "If I Have Any Failing At All...it's that I'm too giving of myself to women."

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at December 17, 2018 02:39 PM (NeSSd)

70 Everyone needs to start calling him The Lesser Cuomo, like Philly radio host Rich Zeoli.

Posted by: rickl at December 17, 2018 02:39 PM (xjiRE)

71 Chris is just too smart for his viewers to understand. Kinda like Mareseatoats Hirono.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

72 A bad dancer blames his large testicles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 02:39 PM (AzW6q)

73 Yes; Let's make much uotes and attribute them to progressives:

"If I have any failing at all, it's that I'm too humble."

Barack Obama

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 02:39 PM (AllCR)

74 I can hear the office of AEI beating off to this story already:

@breaking9111 4m

3 Illegal Aliens Indicted In Conspiracy To Kill Whistleblower

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 02:39 PM (ZejZP)

75 Did you know that reptilian Joos control not only this world, but several? Because I did.
Posted by: Alice Walker

The Jews invested in the Holocaust because even though they suffered a loss on individual units, they made it up in volumes.

Posted by: Alice Walker at December 17, 2018 02:39 PM (+y/Ru)

76 If I have any failing at all, it's that I'm too humble.

--- Chris Cuomo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

77 Chris Cuomo also wants you to know his dick is way too big. Pitiless self-analysis from the man too balanced in his reporting.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 17, 2018 02:40 PM (2NqXo)

78 Yes; Let's make much uotes and attribute them to progressives:

"If I have any failing at all, it's that I'm too humble."

Barack Obama

Posted by: FenelonSpoke a

Solid B+

Posted by: Useful idiots at December 17, 2018 02:40 PM (NeSSd)

79 Yeah, and the NYT is a conservative rag.

Posted by: Denis the Red Menace at December 17, 2018 02:40 PM (uloIh)

80 OT: Just got a pamphlet from Nichols, a business college in Mass. A graduating senior is quoted, "fall of your senior year, you're required to take a Prof. Dev. Seminar which teaches you how to budget and plan for housing costs. Nichols is helping me prepare for the real world."

The kid's an accounting major. I hope they taught him how to open a milk carton in that course or he might starve in his new apartment.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2018 02:41 PM (nIvDu)

81 >>>Did Chris Cuomo just throw his own viewers under the bus? Did he just claim "They're the ultrapartisan NPC robots, not me"?<<<

How dare you?!

I would never throw them under the bus!

But I would run them down in my Camaro while driving drunk!

Posted by: Chris "Blotto" Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:41 PM (kbXFS)

82 If I have any failings, it's that I was too merciful.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at December 17, 2018 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

83 I'm old enough to remember Jim Accostet telling us xhe was just as hard on Obama as xhe is on Trump. Self-delusion -- it's not just another river in Egypt.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 17, 2018 02:41 PM (YAUxE)

84 Too much honesty always gets me in trouble.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 17, 2018 02:41 PM (nIvDu)

85 I have too much hair....and intelligence.

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at December 17, 2018 02:42 PM (NeSSd)

86 A lot of my supporters thought I should have received far more than $145 million in return for handing over much of the working American uranium supplies to Russia.

Posted by: Hillary and her 2020 Vision at December 17, 2018 02:42 PM (LISuA)

87

I'll let Joo-Bears ravage my brown starfish for a mention on-air by Madcow...

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at December 17, 2018 02:42 PM (tsUHu)

88 72 A bad dancer blames his large testicles.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 02:39 PM (AzW6q)

That sounds like someone applied Google Translate a few dozen times to the phrase "A shoddy workman blames his tool."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:42 PM (AURKQ)

89 am i supposed to know who the Chris person is?

because the only Chris i know is my brother...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 17, 2018 02:42 PM (zJ7J0)

90 Was listening to Mark Steyn coming home, just said the Philadelphia Inquire had a interview with Spartacus Booker and he said he is
Heterosexual.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 02:42 PM (/rm4P)

91 3 Illegal Aliens Indicted In Conspiracy To Kill Whistleblower
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 02:39 PM (ZejZP)

--------

No reasonable prosecutor would recommend anything but that they be released on time served, to go work at the FBI, where they can investigate CF and CGI whistleblowers...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 02:43 PM (AzW6q)

92 I wonder what balanced looks like in his brain.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2018 02:43 PM (pUDQf)

93 Was listening to Mark Steyn coming home, just said the Philadelphia Inquire had a interview with Spartacus Booker and he said he is
Heterosexual.
==========

What was he gonna say?!?

Posted by: Rock Hudson at December 17, 2018 02:43 PM (vg8iE)

94 The kid's an accounting major. I hope they taught him how to open a milk carton in that course or he might starve in his new apartment.
Posted by: t-bird

He'll be in charge of planning your early retirement from life in 2 years.

#ThankUMassaGOPe

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 02:43 PM (ZejZP)

95 If I have any failings, it's that I fed the Ukrainians too much.

Posted by: Josef Stalin at December 17, 2018 02:43 PM (NF2Bf)

96 I'm an excellent driver.

Posted by: Chris 'Rainman' Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:43 PM (oVJmc)

97 That's my only real problem: I'm just too fuckin' heterosexual, man.

Posted by: I Am Shartacus! at December 17, 2018 02:43 PM (hjaPQ)

98
Cuomo the Lesser, the mentally challenged younger son of Mario the Pious.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 02:44 PM (pNxlR)

99 interview with Spartacus Booker and he said he is
Heterosexual.

You got to admire that choice. I know how hard it is.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 17, 2018 02:44 PM (nIvDu)

100 A lot of my Democrat supporters thought I did well to block kids from entering Central High School and I was applauded by the DNC at our next meeting.

Posted by: Orville Faubus at December 17, 2018 02:44 PM (LISuA)

101 But no, seriously...Cuomo has no failings at all!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 02:44 PM (0tfLf)

102 That sounds like someone applied Google Translate a few dozen times to the phrase "A shoddy workman blames his tool."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:42 PM (AURKQ)

------

It's an old bit of Russian folk-wisdom.

I always liked it better than the English version you mentioned for situations like this, because it's a bit more descriptive - one who blames his failings on his virtues.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 02:44 PM (AzW6q)

103 Wait... doesn't his No...etc answer actually mean Yes to her comment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 17, 2018 02:44 PM (r+sAi)

104 If anything, I'm too smart at times.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 17, 2018 02:44 PM (pUDQf)

105 A bad dancer blames his large testicles.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 02:39 PM

Care to meet me at the barre?

Posted by: Shep at December 17, 2018 02:45 PM (ctuyM)

106 That's my only real problem: I'm just too fuckin' heterosexual, man.
Posted by: I Am Shartacus!

T-BONED!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at December 17, 2018 02:45 PM (ZejZP)

107 I'm being attack from the Right AND the Left, which proves I'm a Centrist " - Hitler
Posted by: Fenrisulven at December 17, 2018 02:34 PM (xss3U)

It's similar to how many people truly believe that CNN is fair. Most liberals will outright admit that MSNBC is super liberal. But to these same people, FOX is far-right.
So that leaves CNN--in between.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 02:45 PM (NFEMn)

108 There's not enough of me to go around. Well, anymore.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 17, 2018 02:45 PM (nIvDu)

109 A lot of supporters believe Abel had it coming.

Posted by: Cain at December 17, 2018 02:45 PM (LISuA)

110 If anything, I was actually quite chaste.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 17, 2018 02:45 PM (pUDQf)

111 90 Was listening to Mark Steyn coming home, just said the Philadelphia Inquire had a interview with Spartacus Booker and he said he is
Heterosexual.
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 02:42 PM (/rm4P)

Well, if by "heterosexual" you mean "didn't happen to participate in a bath house orgy that day" then yes, heterosexual.

Posted by: T-Bone at December 17, 2018 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

112 I'm an excellent driver.
Posted by: Chris 'Rainman' Cuomo

me too!

Posted by: zombie Sen. Teddy Kennedy (D-9th plane of Hell) at December 17, 2018 02:46 PM (NeSSd)

113 If I have a failing, it's that my tax rate is so high.

Posted by: Mr. Moo-Moo at December 17, 2018 02:46 PM (hjaPQ)

114 >>99 interview with Spartacus Booker and he said he is Heterosexual.

This should be worked into a conversational macro for Mr. Booker in all references.

"New Jersey senator Cory Booker, who is heterosexual, said in a Monday press conference that..."

"Senator Cory Booker, who sits on the Senate Judiciary Committee and is heterosexual, will be appearing in..."

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:46 PM (Bdeb0)

115 92 I wonder what balanced looks like in his brain.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 17, 2018 02:43 PM (pUDQf)

I'm pretty sure that just about any concept in that fool's brain looks like someone dumped out all the components of the Mouse Trap board game onto a Twister mat and covered the lot in silly string and glitter.

While Bjork and Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits play in the background.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:46 PM (AURKQ)

116 If I have any failings, it's that I swallow too much. Bad for the hips.

Posted by: Shep! at December 17, 2018 02:46 PM (NF2Bf)

117 NO! I'm not smart Two! That's stupid! You make me sound like an idiot!

I'm Two Smart!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:46 PM (37IEG)

118
You know, I should have let those smart alecky pilgrims plant their corn with weasel corpses in each mound, considering how they acted later.

-- Squanto

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 02:47 PM (pNxlR)

119 Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:46 PM (Bdeb0)

"severely" heterosexual.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:47 PM (AURKQ)

120 If anything, I should have won by 500 million votes.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 17, 2018 02:47 PM (pUDQf)

121 I'm an excellent driver.
Posted by: Chris 'Rainman' Cuomo

me too!

Posted by: zombie Sen. Teddy Kennedy

Runs in the party!

Posted by: Beto! at December 17, 2018 02:47 PM (NF2Bf)

122 I may have entirely too much wisdom to remain a freshman in Congress for more than one term.

Posted by: Alexandera Okie-Dokie at December 17, 2018 02:47 PM (nIvDu)

123 It's similar to how many people truly believe that CNN is fair. Most liberals will outright admit that MSNBC is super liberal. But to these same people, FOX is far-right.
So that leaves CNN--in between.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2018 02:45 PM (NFEMn)

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Some people I know still consider CNN to be Republican. There is no reasoning with such people.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 02:47 PM (ffYR/)

124 (Question at a campaign stop)

"Yes, Senator Booker, thanks for coming out today to take our questions. Do you, a heterosexualist, favor a waiting period for handgun purchases, and if so, how long should it be?"

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:47 PM (Bdeb0)

125 >>>This should be worked into a conversational macro for Mr. Booker in all references.

"New Jersey senator Cory Booker, who is heterosexual, said in a Monday press conference that..."

"Senator Cory Booker, who sits on the Senate Judiciary Committee and is heterosexual, will be appearing in..."

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:46 PM (Bdeb0)<<<

Works for me.

Posted by: former Enron adviser Paul Krugman at December 17, 2018 02:47 PM (kbXFS)

126

I will let the entire NFL cornhole my wife for a column in the Times.

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at December 17, 2018 02:48 PM (tsUHu)

127 When asked what his principal failing was, DC mayor Marion Barry replied quote I care too much unquote.

Cuomo is going to have to up his game if he's going to compete with that guy.

Posted by: Pep at December 17, 2018 02:48 PM (PWMQ5)

128 Cory Booker - Severely Heterosexual

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

129 NO! I'm not smart Two! That's stupid! You make me sound like an idiot!

I'm Two Smart!
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:46 PM (37IEG)

And you want respect?

Hey wanna go for a boat ride with my friend Rocco?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 02:48 PM (bim/x)

130 All the teenaged girls loved visiting my island and thought meeting Bill was a real honor!

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (LISuA)

131 If I have any failings, it's that I was too masculine and understated.

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (NF2Bf)

132 128
Cory Booker - Severely Heterosexual

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)
Not that there's anything wrong with that of course.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (37IEG)

133 Chris also likes to flex for the camera. Any camera, any time:

https://tinyurl.com/y8t372wg

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (ptqGC)

134
Look, I can take care of myself, Congressman Johnson! Why don't you worry about Hawaiians electing window lickers like Krazy Maisie?

-- Guam

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (pNxlR)

135 Of course his viewers think he's too kind to Trump. his viewers are Antifa. Hollywood and the entire women's studies department at every university and Bill Kristol and Stephen Hayes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (nAeGR)

136 Lets face it...Chris Cuomo is the epitome of the Modern Man. He has no failings at all.
Oh sure, he used to be arrogant and conceited, but clearly he has that licked.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (0tfLf)

137 Bisexualist senator Kyrsten Sinema, who is not severely heterosexual like New Jersey's junior senator Cory Booker, brings to the Senate a Western, strange, sexually voracious appetite of her own...

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)

138 Some people I know still consider CNN to be Republican. There is no reasoning with such people.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 02:47 PM (ffYR/)

-------

Wait... wut?

I'll give you this - when it was founded and run by notable Communist sympathizer/propagandist Ted Turner, it was much further to the right. But still not within earshot of Republican.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (AzW6q)

139 Steyn said it was a brave act to admit that, his chances of being the President went down a few percentage points.
Of course now he has established that, he could evolve into a trans gender or his ghey side is coming out.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (/rm4P)

140 3 comments by Bill Clinton, 3 different hashes.

I'm beginning to suspect that 2 of them are socks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2018 02:50 PM (ctuyM)

141 130 All the teenaged girls loved visiting my island and thought meeting Bill was a real honor!
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (LISuA)

Hey, man, I only got some of it on 'er!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:50 PM (AURKQ)

142 And you want respect?

Hey wanna go for a boat ride with my friend Rocco?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 02:48 PM (bim/x)
Are we going fishing?
I like fishing.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:50 PM (37IEG)

143 hehehe.... that was supposed to be a Bill Clinton sock, by the way....

oops.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:50 PM (AURKQ)

144 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

- Romans 1:22

I didn't even know Paul could get CNN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 02:51 PM (+y/Ru)

145

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Posted by: Chris Cummo at December 17, 2018 02:51 PM (tsUHu)

146 One thing I can say about Chris: He's all man. A man's man.

Posted by: Brian Bisuit-Head Stelter at December 17, 2018 02:51 PM (hjaPQ)

147 My Life As An Ice Cream Cone - Cory Booker, Senator - 390 pages

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 02:51 PM (ZejZP)

148 141
130 All the teenaged girls loved visiting my island and thought meeting Bill was a real honor!

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (LISuA)

And it was completely the fault of the DA that you weren't properly charged because he was a boob. It had nothing to do with your known but almost never mentioned guests and associates.

Posted by: Florida Papers at December 17, 2018 02:51 PM (37IEG)

149 What's Corry Boker's wife's name?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (bim/x)

150 Some people I know still consider CNN to be Republican. There is no reasoning with such people.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 02:47 PM (ffYR/)

-------

Wait... wut?

I'll give you this - when it was founded and run by notable Communist sympathizer/propagandist Ted Turner, it was much further to the right. But still not within earshot of Republican.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (AzW6q)

-------------------------

You know that. I know that. As I said, no reasoning with these people.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (ffYR/)

151 137 Bisexualist senator Kyrsten Sinema, who is not severely heterosexual like New Jersey's junior senator Cory Booker, brings to the Senate a Western, strange, sexually voracious appetite of her own...
Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)

Whenever I see her speak I'm going to hear '70s porno music as a mental accompaniment.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

152 This man is as balanced as we are brave.

Posted by: Broward County Sheriff's dept at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (NeSSd)

153 149 What's Corry Boker's wife's name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (bim/x)

Bill.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

154 Wow, that's like a history teacher I once had who said the NYT and NPR are both center-right media outlets.

Even though I was only 14 at the time, I believe I asked him, "are you serious?"

Posted by: Dr. T at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (GCDwQ)

155 149 What's Corry Boker's wife's name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (bim/x)

She-bone.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

156 Can you imagine the brain power that the love-child of Chrissie Cuomo and Alexandria Occluded-Cortex would possess? I wish I had Photoshop skillz ... I could add to that great googly-eyed image that GorillaPundit included this morning.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (pRLf4)

157 "Senator Warren, next question to you. Your primary opponent Cory Booker, has described himself as 'severely heterosexual.' Can you describe your sexuality in such a way that will not induce nightmares in adults?"

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:53 PM (Bdeb0)

158 What's Corry Boker's wife's name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (bim/x)

------

It's "Buck," I think...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 02:53 PM (AzW6q)

159
My personal failings? Let me think about that ...

...

...

-- Sir GolfsALot, Preznint

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 02:53 PM (pNxlR)

160 153 149 What's Corry Boker's wife's name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (bim/x)

Bill.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

"Wedding Bell Blues" or "My Girl Bill?"

The world wonders...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 02:53 PM (/9p9e)

161 155 149 What's Corry Boker's wife's name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (bim/x)

She-bone.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

Peg?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:53 PM (AURKQ)

162 Hi-Ho...... how is everyone this fine day????

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 02:53 PM (SAVYv)

163 >>Whenever I see her speak I'm going to hear '70s porno music as a mental accompaniment.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

Confession (I am among friends): I Want Her.

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:53 PM (Bdeb0)

164 I'll fight any one of you faggots in the octagon!

Posted by: Cuomo the Homo at December 17, 2018 02:54 PM (NWiLs)

165
You know that. I know that. As I said, no reasoning with these people.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (ffYR/)
Right, Clinton voters and assorted cucks. Oh, and anybody who voted for Ocasual-Cortex

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 02:54 PM (37IEG)

166 162 Hi-Ho...... how is everyone this fine day????
Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 02:53 PM (SAVYv)

I fell like a million!*

*a million pieces of shit...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 02:54 PM (/9p9e)

167 What's Corry Boker's wife's name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Te-yah Bouwn

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 02:54 PM (ZejZP)

168 I did make a mistake once. I said "Nobody's perfect."

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 17, 2018 02:54 PM (ctuyM)

169 Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:46 PM (Bdeb0)

LOL.

Unless the guy who claimed this was lying, no-straight men don't come on to other men in the bathroom, unzip their pants and expect the other guy to perform oral sex on them.

I wouldn't not vote for someone because they were gay, but I'm not going to vote for someone who lies about it (if indeed this is the case)and I'm certainly not going to vote for progressive Booker. Well, I expect if they're hard in the running Commie la's troops will make sure Booker is outed because the church going black community generally doesn't approve of men being gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 02:54 PM (AllCR)

170 What I object to is their being severely unentertaining. Mirthless. Witless. Predicable.

... Boring.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

What? Why is everyone looking at me?

Posted by: Juan Williams at December 17, 2018 02:54 PM (TpAxy)

171 Would a Heterosexual guy force you to suck his dick in a Men's Restroom?

No. He would not.

Cory Booker.

Heterosexual.

For you.
For Me.

And for America.

*This Ad Sponsored by Heterosexuals for Heterosexuals for Cory Booker - Heterosexual.

"I'm Cory Booker. And I approve of Heterosexuality and this Ad."

Posted by: Cory Booker 2020 Radio Ad at December 17, 2018 02:55 PM (Q1ZdF)

172
Whenever I see her speak I'm going to hear '70s porno music as a mental accompaniment.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

Bow-chicka-wow-wow!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 02:55 PM (pNxlR)

173 If anything, my bridge was too balanced.

Posted by: Tacoma Narrows Bridge designer at December 17, 2018 02:55 PM (kbXFS)

174 He took the gun, left the cannoli.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 02:55 PM (i82aL)

175 Wow, that's like a history teacher I once had who said the NYT and NPR are both center-right media outlets.

Even though I was only 14 at the time, I believe I asked him, "are you serious?"
Posted by: Dr. T

Cuts like a knife, that teacher of yours.

Posted by: The axe in Trotsky's head at December 17, 2018 02:55 PM (NeSSd)

176 163 >>Whenever I see her speak I'm going to hear '70s porno music as a mental accompaniment.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

Confession (I am among friends): I Want Her.
Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:53 PM (Bdeb0)

Did you bring the Big Sausage Pizza?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

177 174 He took the gun, left the cannoli.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 02:55 PM (i82aL)

I think he refilled the cannoli.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 02:55 PM (/9p9e)

178 Hmmm..... I sense a disturbance in the Horde-Force......

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 02:56 PM (SAVYv)

179 Why do all these homos keep sucking my cock?

Posted by: Cory Booker - Severe Heterosexual at December 17, 2018 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

180 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I HAVE NO FAILINGS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 17, 2018 02:56 PM (zJ7J0)

181 I don't know who is the bigger pussy, Chris or his brother. anyway, both of them can go behind the 7-11 and blow a hobo

Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2018 02:56 PM (VpIIl)

182
"I'm Cory Booker. And I approve of Heterosexuality and this Ad."
Posted by: Cory Booker 2020 Radio Ad at December 17, 2018 02:55 PM (Q1ZdF)

Should be, "And I heterosexually approve of Heterosexuality and this Ad."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 02:56 PM (pNxlR)

183 Why do we have to know what people's sexual orientation is anyway? Just give me some reasons to vote for you other than that you're not white or straight or male.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (AllCR)

184 I am the smartest son of a New York State governor to ever come out of the Getty Station on Delaware Avenue in Delmar, NY.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (H7LIz)

185 I know people keep calling what happened to Leo Di Cap "bear rape," but if you slow the film down and advance it frame by frame, you can see the desire in his eyes. Verdict: rough but consensual.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls, whose self-assessments are in no wise deluded at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (ZtIV1)

186 173
If anything, my bridge was too balanced.

Posted by: Tacoma Narrows Bridge designer at December 17, 2018 02:55 PM (kbXFS)
It would have worked fine except for that Thrush noise kazoo device.

Posted by: Womyn from Aunt at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (37IEG)

187 Thank You Dan.

I needed that.

Posted by: The Margins at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (Q1ZdF)

188 Corey Bugger.... to be precise...

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (SAVYv)

189 >>straight men don't come on to other men in the bathroom, unzip their pants and expect the other guy to perform oral sex on them.

Zod has never seen this happen.

>>I'm certainly not going to vote for progressive Booker.

Zod will give you your voting instructions as the election nears.

>> Booker is outed because the church going black community generally doesn't approve of men being gay.

Booker has nothing to worry about. He is severely heterosexual.

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (Bdeb0)

190 Posted by: Dan at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (/Yhfj)

Dunk your head in the toilet for us, sport.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (ZejZP)

191 My personal failings?

Well, my friends will tell you I am very critical of myself for working too hard and just darn caring too much.

Posted by: Chris "Fat Chris" Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (LISuA)

192 I was thinking Bookers wife was T-Bone but guess I am mistaken.

Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (/rm4P)

193 "I'm Cory Booker. And I approve of Heterosexuality and this Ad."
Posted by: Cory Booker 2020 Radio Ad at December 17, 2018 02:55 PM (Q1ZdF)

Should be, "And I heterosexually approve of Heterosexuality and this Ad."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 02:56 PM (pNxlR)

Heteros For Corey Who Is Also Totally Hetero You Guys 2020

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (AURKQ)

194 And.... it widens... the Gaping Abyss....

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 02:58 PM (SAVYv)

195 Not to brag, but I'm the *smart* brother.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:58 PM (ptqGC)

196
I never got the whole thing of, 'He was sucking my d_ck. That makes him gay, not me.'

Seems some line got passed a long time ago and reality hasn't caught up.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 17, 2018 02:58 PM (jYje5)

197 I choose to live my life as an autosexual.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:58 PM (H7LIz)

198 185
I am the smartest son of a New York State governor to ever come out of the Getty Station on Delaware Avenue in Delmar, NY.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (H7LIz)
I almost had you there - I was the son of a socialist goatsucker from Kenya, otherwise I'd have been the smartest son, anywhere, anytime.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 17, 2018 02:58 PM (37IEG)

199 Posted by: Dan at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (/Yhfj)

---------------

Dude. Allow me to introduce you to tinyurl and bitly as you get stuffed into thecbarrel.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 02:58 PM (ffYR/)

200 Federal judge pisses on Mclame's grave

Posted by: REDACTED at December 17, 2018 02:59 PM (L/iaS)

201 "If I have a failing, it's that I'm too much of a centrist."

Posted by: the blog at December 17, 2018 02:59 PM (NeSSd)

202 198 I choose to live my life as an autosexual.
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:58 PM (H7LIz)

Oh shit.

Posted by: Cars everywhere at December 17, 2018 02:59 PM (NWiLs)

203 >>186 I know people keep calling what happened to Leo Di Cap "bear rape," but if you slow the film down and advance it frame by frame, you can see the desire in his eyes. Verdict: rough but consensual. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls, whose self-assessments are in no wise deluded at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (ZtIV1)

Concur. The same look was in his eyes when Robert DeNiro forced mustard into his eyes in "A Boy's Life." Rough, but consensual.

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)

204 195 And.... it widens... the Gaping Abyss....
Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 02:58 PM (SAVYv)

Story of Sandra Fluke getting on a bike...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 02:59 PM (/9p9e)

205 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I HAVE NO FAILINGS!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Compared to Tom Brady, you're right!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2018 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)

206 I probably did vote for a down-low lesbian last election for governor. But I wouldn't vote for a furry.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 02:59 PM (i82aL)

207 Verdict: rough but consensual.

Like what TuCa does to Chris Cuomo every evening.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 02:59 PM (LISuA)

208 'My biggest weakness?'

'I'd have to say Pussy Stank, Chris.'

'I smell dat stank and I get all crazy. Like Spartacus.'

I think it must be because I'm so Hetero, you know.'

Posted by: Cory Booker at December 17, 2018 03:00 PM (Q1ZdF)

209 Posted by: Dan at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (/Yhfj)

A twofer:
☑ Blown margins
☑ Non-workable url

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 17, 2018 03:00 PM (jYje5)

210 No one can live up the greatness that I see in myself, so therefore, no one is worthy of my seed nor spawn.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 03:00 PM (H7LIz)

211 Romo is becoming a pretty good color analyst. Aikman is already there.

I'd hate to think that two Cowboy QBs being the top 2 color guys was irritating to fans of the lesser not America's Team teams.

Posted by: x at December 17, 2018 03:00 PM (nFwvY)

212 Federal judge pisses on Mclame's grave

Is there video? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 03:00 PM (i82aL)

213 Bears are really smart.

I wonder if it's possible to train one to rape on command.

As a judicial punishment for certain Conservative "pundits."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 03:00 PM (AzW6q)

214 traight men don't come on to other men in the bathroom, unzip their pants and expect the other guy to perform oral sex on them.

Zod has never seen this happen.

I guess Zod wasn't in the bathroom with Booker and the other guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2018 03:01 PM (AllCR)

215 If I have a failing, it's that I'm too accepting of Morons....

Posted by: The Barrel at December 17, 2018 03:01 PM (NeSSd)

216 203
198 I choose to live my life as an autosexual.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 02:58 PM (H7LIz)

A fully autosexual, or a semi-autosexual? These cursed guns, there are so many calipers!

Posted by: Adam Schitt forbrains at December 17, 2018 03:01 PM (37IEG)

217 My sexual orientation???? Why, since no one asked, pretty nondescript.... I am the Sage, or Taupe, of sexual orientation.....

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:01 PM (SAVYv)

218 Yeah, no.

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2018 03:01 PM (vDqXW)

219 Verdict: rough but consensual.

Hey Chris, you aren't here just for the hunting are you?

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at December 17, 2018 03:01 PM (LISuA)

220 I appreciate the consideration of the COB, who has expanded the margin in acknowledgement of my broad intellect and unbridled greatness.

That was very considerate.

You may now grovel in my presence.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 03:02 PM (H7LIz)

221
Senator Corey Booker, Heterosexual Priapism sufferer, speaks about the heartbreak of Heterosexual Priapism.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 03:02 PM (pNxlR)

222 Bears are really smart.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 03:00 PM

Seriously?

Posted by: Jay Cutler at December 17, 2018 03:02 PM (ctuyM)

223 The Barrel demands a sacrifice!

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 17, 2018 03:02 PM (J+mig)

224 >>My sexual orientation?

I like to fuck facing East by South East.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:02 PM (Q1ZdF)

225 198 I choose to live my life as an autosexual.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo

Go on....

Posted by: Optimus Prime at December 17, 2018 03:02 PM (NeSSd)

226 Comedy gold. The best of Tucker Carlson mocking Chris Cuomo:

"What the hell is he talking about?" https://tinyurl.com/yaq5s5my

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

227 So, what's new morons?

Posted by: mpfs, Merry F'in Christmas at December 17, 2018 03:03 PM (79p/O)

228
Severely Heterosexual Senator Corey Booker did NOT, repeat, did NOT, blow this thread's margins!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2018 03:03 PM (pNxlR)

229 195 And.... it widens... the Gaping Abyss....
Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 02:58 PM (SAVYv)

Story of Sandra Fluke getting on a bike...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 02:59 PM (/9p9e)

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here, throwing up.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 17, 2018 03:03 PM (GCDwQ)

230 True to the pretentious family Cuomo. His father would be very proud of his boy.

Posted by: Belad at December 17, 2018 03:03 PM (ghkmP)

231 212 Romo is becoming a pretty good color analyst. Aikman is already there.

I'd hate to think that two Cowboy QBs being the top 2 color guys was irritating to fans of the lesser not America's Team teams.
Posted by: x at December 17, 2018 03:00 PM (nFwvY)

Aikman is ok as an announcer. Romo is apparently pretty damn good. I haven't seem him call a game yet, but from what I hear from friends, he's really taking to it well. Totally focused on the game and the intricacies of what is going on. None of that Collinsworth/Buck style of babbling about nothing in particular just to fill air time, or, what I consider worse for a color-man, babbling obvious Maddenesque platitudes like how "what you wanna do here is score more points than the other team before the game ends."

But, i just remembered i'm a Birds fan... so screw 'em both.

ugh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2018 03:04 PM (AURKQ)

232 So, what's new morons?
Posted by: mpfs

Someone blew the margins.

Oh wait, that's nothing new.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 03:04 PM (xzezz)

233 >>I wonder if it's possible to train one to rape on command. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 03:00 PM (AzW6q)

It's probably possible, but the real "art" of the thing would be in teaching the bear to start out being deceptively cuddly and cute, and just kinda "amp up" into the rape so that the Leo/bottom didn't know what was going on until, well, too late.

This works with nuns sometimes.

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 03:04 PM (Bdeb0)

234 228 So, what's new morons?
Posted by: mpfs, Merry F'in Christmas at December 17, 2018 03:03 PM (79p/O)

I asked earlier, mpfs, and the response was, well, jj said it all....

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:04 PM (SAVYv)

235 Corey Booker is not gay and anyone who thinks so will not be allowed in the gloryhole stall at Exit 10 on the New Jersey Turnpike.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 03:04 PM (H7LIz)

236 228
So, what's new morons?

Posted by: mpfs, Merry F'in Christmas at December 17, 2018 03:03 PM (79p/O)
The Fed is getting their cooled economy Christmas wish.
So they're probably going to try for the disaster hat-trick and raise the rate again.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)

237 Autosexual? which models & colours Chris'ler. I'm thinking he is INTO Muscle Kars.

Posted by: saf at December 17, 2018 03:05 PM (5IHGB)

238 207 I probably did vote for a down-low lesbian last election for governor. But I wouldn't vote for a furry.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2018 02:59 PM (i82aL)
---
For the uninitiated, Grump's referring to Alabama governor Kay Ivey. I voted for her, too.

She might be, probably is, lesbian.

This is something that has to absolutely kill lefty victim-mongers everywhere: If you don't make an issue of it, nobody cares.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 17, 2018 03:05 PM (hjaPQ)

239 Looks like the margins blown into the next time zone.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2018 03:05 PM (d6PIl)

240 Why train a Bear to rape when you have Penguins?

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2018 03:05 PM (Q1ZdF)

241 I'm sure Chris Cuomo would rather interview George Conway.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 17, 2018 03:05 PM (y7DUB)

242 Heh

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2018 03:05 PM (d6PIl)

243 Posted by: Dan at December 17, 2018 02:57 PM (/Yhfj)

A twofer:
Blown margins
Non-workable url

Posted by: Newest Nic

Night in the box.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 03:06 PM (xzezz)

244 Aikman is already there.
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Aikman does not look well. High definition TV shows his beet-red eyes. He's not drunk, but there is something wrong for him to consistently have those bloodshot eyes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 03:06 PM (H7LIz)

245 Humans. It is gin-thirty. Huzzah. Farewell.

Posted by: Zod at December 17, 2018 03:06 PM (Bdeb0)

246 229
195 And.... it widens... the Gaping Abyss....

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 02:58 PM (SAVYv)

Story of Sandra Fluke getting on a bike...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 17, 2018 02:59 PM (/9p9e)

Fall in to the Gap!

Posted by: Poorly timed advertising at December 17, 2018 03:06 PM (37IEG)

247 So, someone tell me..... how, exactly does a Furry relate to a Furbie???

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:06 PM (SAVYv)

248 That Baker Mayfield sure is some kind of wonderful! He'd look great putting on a Jets uniform.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo, a Man's Man at December 17, 2018 03:06 PM (LISuA)

249 Thanks to whoever fixed that idiotic margin blowing post.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 17, 2018 03:07 PM (ffYR/)

250 Sometimes same-sex fellatio in a public restroom is practically hetero. It's like Ace says, it's not gay if you beat him up afterward. A str8 cat like my man Cory just eventually runs out of women to have sex with and has to have sex with guys.

Posted by: T-Bone at December 17, 2018 03:07 PM (ZtIV1)

251 247 So, someone tell me..... how, exactly does a Furry relate to a Furbie???
Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:06 PM (SAVYv)

Well, face to face poses are more romantic, but doggy style is more traditional for furries.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 03:07 PM (bcbK8)

252 Aikman does not look well. High definition TV shows his beet-red eyes. He's not drunk, but there is something wrong for him to consistently have those bloodshot eyes.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

New baby?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2018 03:07 PM (xzezz)

253 240 Why train a Bear to rape when you have Penguins?
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HEY!

Posted by: Sidney Crosby at December 17, 2018 03:07 PM (H7LIz)

254 OT... but I officially killed TV at Casa kraken today.... it inspires an incredible Lightness of Being....

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:08 PM (SAVYv)

255 I wonder if it's possible to train one to rape on command. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2018 03:00 PM (AzW6q)

Sure. Just show him a picture of Leo Dicaprio and there you go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Starlet Picture Inspector at December 17, 2018 03:08 PM (LISuA)

256 You gotta win, because if you don't, you lose.

Posted by: John Madden at December 17, 2018 03:09 PM (ZtIV1)

257 but I officially killed TV at Casa kraken today.... it inspires an incredible Lightness of Being....
Posted by: kraken

I killed both the landline and the cable at the end of November.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 17, 2018 03:09 PM (NeSSd)

258 240 Why train a Bear to rape when you have Penguins?
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HEY!

Posted by: Mitch Trubisky at December 17, 2018 03:09 PM (H7LIz)

259 O/T:

Now I'm reading that no performers want to do the Super Bowl halftime show. Maroon Five will have to go solo.

Why? Kapernick.

Can't make this SJW stuff up. Guy signed a $30M deal with Nike but he's still the victim.

Posted by: WisRich at December 17, 2018 03:09 PM (G0vdT)

260 Someone blew the margins.

It was ice cream!

Posted by: The penguin at December 17, 2018 03:09 PM (i82aL)

261

My feelings are hurt, nobody ever asks me about MY sexual orientation...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 17, 2018 03:09 PM (tsUHu)

262 256 You gotta win, because if you don't, you lose.

Posted by: John Madden at December 17, 2018 03:09 PM (ZtIV1)
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That's deep.

Can you break that down for me?

Posted by: Alexandra Occasio Cortez at December 17, 2018 03:10 PM (H7LIz)

263 And his second biggest flaw is that he's blissfully unaware of how much of a whoring partisan hack he is. To quote a line from Bull Durham: "He isn't cursed with self-awareness."

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 17, 2018 03:10 PM (fD23g)

264 No one bothers to ask the obvious, Shep....

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:10 PM (SAVYv)

265
O/T:

Now I'm reading that no performers want to do the Super Bowl halftime show. Maroon Five will have to go solo.

Why? Kapernick.

I'll bet they could get Joe Scarborough for pocket change.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

266 Posted by: No at December 17, 2018 03:09 PM (iNvie)
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Try commenting in English if you really want to get a rise out somebody.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 17, 2018 03:11 PM (hjaPQ)

267 Maybe if the NFL actually paid the half time acts.
It's just a thought...

Posted by: navybrat, on a mission from Odin at December 17, 2018 03:11 PM (w7KSn)

268 None of that Collinsworth/Buck style of babbling

Collinsworth reminded me, back when I wasn't boycotting the Goodell Football League, of a younger Billy Packer in his insistence on blowing the zebras when they were obviously fucking things up and pointing out "the little things" that nobody cared about.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 17, 2018 03:11 PM (y7DUB)

269 CNN is a dumpster of dogshit and diesel on fire. Shitty and dangerous at the same time. Cuomo is an overpaid shitty waste of human flesh.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 17, 2018 03:11 PM (0OmEj)

270 256
You gotta win, because if you don't, you lose.

Posted by: John Madden at December 17, 2018 03:09 PM (ZtIV1)
You totally stole that from me.

Posted by: Ben Sharparrow at December 17, 2018 03:11 PM (37IEG)

271 254 OT... but I officially killed TV at Casa kraken today.... it inspires an incredible Lightness of Being....
Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:08 PM (SAVYv)

Grats, it's a brave new world now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2018 03:11 PM (bcbK8)

272 Now I'm reading that no performers want to do the Super Bowl halftime show. Maroon Five will have to go solo.

A nation truly in crisis.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (Boy/L)

273 Now I'm reading that no performers want to do the Super Bowl halftime show. Maroon Five will have to go solo.

So, Maroon Five is autosexual too?

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (H7LIz)

274
Posted by: No at December 17, 2018 03:09 PM (iNvie)

Ironic hash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (ptqGC)

275 Aikman has to work with egomaniac Joe Buck.

"Troy and Pam will be along in a minute but first..."

"I'm sitting right here next to you Joe"

Posted by: x at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (nFwvY)

276 267 Maybe if the NFL actually paid the half time acts.
It's just a thought...
Posted by: navybrat, on a mission from Odin at December 17, 2018 03:11 PM (w7KSn)
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Money does talk doesn't it.

Posted by: WisRich at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

277 Now I'm reading that no performers want to do the Super Bowl halftime show. Maroon Five will have to go solo.

I hear tell that Kevin Hart's available.

And "going solo"? Is that what the cool kids are calling 'bating these days? I have a hard time keeping up with the euphemisms.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (fD23g)

278

I'd like to see Andrew Dice Clay do the Superbowl Show...

"Kapernick bent over the defense took over and fucked him in the ass!"

Posted by: M K Ultra at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (tsUHu)

279 CNN is a dumpster of dogshit and diesel on fire. Shitty and dangerous at the same time. Cuomo is an overpaid shitty waste of human flesh.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 17, 2018 03:11 PM

You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (ctuyM)

280 And "going solo"? Is that what the cool kids are calling 'bating these days? I have a hard time keeping up with the euphemisms.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (fD23g)

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Only squares "go solo."

Posted by: Bill Kristol, E-I-C, BateWorld Publications at December 17, 2018 03:13 PM (AzW6q)

281
Money does talk doesn't it.

Posted by: WisRich at December 17, 2018 03:12 PM (G0vdT)
Well it sure as shit didn't talk loud enough in the last election, and it better learn to project if it doesn't want to find itself dead and naked in a state park in December 2020.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 17, 2018 03:14 PM (37IEG)

282 Pam Oliver. Proof that the world has lost it's collective mind.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 03:14 PM (H7LIz)

283 "Hand" Solo, maybe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 17, 2018 03:14 PM (H7LIz)

284 Do you think that someday the Weekly Standard will have collectors value???

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:14 PM (SAVYv)

285 247 So, someone tell me..... how, exactly does a Furry relate to a Furbie???
Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:06 PM (SAVYv)

In unspeakable ways.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 17, 2018 03:15 PM (RD7QR)

286 23,641.68 -458.83 (-1.90%)

on the bright side

NKE 70.11 -2.42 (-3.34%)

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at December 17, 2018 03:15 PM (i82aL)

287

*sobs*
Kill Me!

Posted by: BateWorld Janitor at December 17, 2018 03:15 PM (tsUHu)

288 There is noodity elsewhere...

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:16 PM (SAVYv)

289 Noöd.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 17, 2018 03:16 PM (ctuyM)

290 Do you think that someday the Weekly Standard will have collectors value???
Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2018 03:14 PM (SAVYv)

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"Ya know, you might be surprised at how much these disgraced publications from the end-times go for these days. It's a small market, but collectors of degringolade-era Americana are highly motivated..."

Posted by: American Pickers, 2050 at December 17, 2018 03:17 PM (AzW6q)

291 The NFL is a shitty product that tries to virtue signal over their shitty failures. The whole patriotic shtick of supporting and loving the military and veterans is not a free product from the deep lovin heart of the NFL but is paid for as a recruiting tool. The NFL and all of its players are thugs for hire. They do not love the USA its military or its veterans. The NFL is all about cash and a good part of its players are criminals.

Fuck the NFL
I'm done. I used to be a Bronco fan. Used to bleed orange. No more, I hope they go under. No cash from the rare ticket sales No merchandise No more time wasted in front of the TV rooting for a team.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 17, 2018 03:26 PM (0OmEj)

292 My greatest weakness is that I often work too hard.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 17, 2018 03:33 PM (Aaxh4)

293 Is there no Rainstorm,Hurricane Dog peeing on a hydrant somewhere so Cum-Ho can get onna beach in his shorts and wifebeater to show off his FLABS and dog teeth?? Chain him to a pier somewhere and change the studio locks.........CNN is way short of some 20's skirt,hell Tater in Bermudas would be an improvement as an emetic.....

Posted by: saf at December 17, 2018 04:31 PM (5IHGB)

294 This is the miserble little weasel who works for the Fake News Network(CNN)a liberal leftists propeganists and ;iar like all those who report news for CNN

Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at December 17, 2018 06:09 PM (wGqjj)

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