Word from The Weekly Standard: "Something Bad Is Going to Happen on Friday"

If you remember, the Weekly Standard has no budget beyond December 14th.

Friday, it turns out, is December 14th.

Politico says that Weekly Standard staffers are "bracing for bad news about the magazine's future." Given that there is no money budgeted to pay the staff or rent or any other costs -- yes, smart move to start bracing, guys.

Wow, these guys who have been supported by the charity of others all their professional lives are just sorta getting the hang of this "capitalism" thing, just in time.

Smart. I'm so glad we have these paragons of the Cognitive Elite to do our thinking for us.

Staffers at the Weekly Standard have been told to gather for an all-hands meeting Friday -- and they're bracing for bad news about the conservative magazine's future, according to four people familiar with the plans.
The Weekly Standard’s publisher, MediaDC, has not sent out an official memo announcing the gathering, nor has editor-in-chief Stephen Hayes. But word has circulated among the staff, including from some managers, that they should be prepared to convene, the people familiar with the meeting said.

...
The billionaire conservative donor Philip Anschutz, who owns Clarity Media, has also remained silent, leaving his employees without any sense of what might happen to their jobs.
“The assumption that everyone has is that something bad is going to happen on Friday," one Weekly Standard writer said.

Again, good assuming. Later on, when you have real jobs, you'll learn that bosses expect actual results and performance and --

Eh, forget it, I don't want to ruin the surprise.

...
Top editorial leaders already have discussed a possible successor publication of some sort, according to two people familiar the talks. One option could be to expand a small conservative site called the Bulwark, which is published by the Defending Democracy Together Institute, a nonprofit that Kristol is involved with. He and Weekly Standard contributing editor Charlie Sykes already sit on the editorial board of the site, which currently lists just two editorial employees.

Oh, Defending Democracy Together? Why does that sound so familiar?

Oh yeah -- Julie Kelly mentioned Defending Democracy Together as yet another one of leftist billionaire Pierre Omidyar's charitable contributions to the socialist left.

Defending Democracy Together: Another post-2016 election group, Defending Democracy Together has received at least $600,000 from a Democracy Fund [an organization funded by Pierre Omidyar] affiliate this year. Headed by Kristol, Charen, Chavez as well as Trump foes Christine Todd Whitman and former Rep. Bob Inglis (who also works with another Democracy Fund recipient--the R Street Institute--which received $650,000 in 2017), Defending Democracy Together is fighting the president on the special counsel probe, tariffs, and immigration policy. The group has run television ads throughout the year demanding that Congress protect the Mueller investigation and that acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker recuse himself.

Pierre Omidyar also funds The Intercept, which is of course opposed to any kind of action against terrorist supporting regimes in the Middle East. So Pierre Omidyar is not a fan of Bill Kristol's foreign policy acumen; he is just trying to destroy the conservative movement.

And Bill's ready to help, as long as it comes with a check.

The Bulwark already has a website, which actually just looks like Bill Kristol's MySpace Page, filled with links to his favorite tweets.

The Bulwark's motto? "Conservatism Conserved." No, seriously. I'm not joking.

They should have just called it Concerned Christian Conservative Troll Post.

Right now it's just a skeleton crew of Pierre Omidyar's favorite donation-sucking political #thots, but I suppose they might find some more of that sweet, sweet Omidyar money to bring aboard the Intellectual Star Power of Senorita Steve Hayes and noted manboy comic book movie enthusiast Jonathan Last.

And then they'll really start putting out some quality product.

So, here's the situation:

Half of "the Right" is funded by Ebay billionaire Pierre Omidyar, and the other half of "the Right" is funded by Google.

But don't worry, you're getting the very best leadership for your leftwing tech billionaires' dollars.

Oh, one last thing: Jonah's organization, AEI?

Also funded by George Soros' Center for American Progress:

The Center for American Progress donated $200,000 to the American Enterprise Institute last year. This city is weird pic.twitter.com/B1st93fxMM
— Andrew Perez (@andrewperezdc) December 12, 2018

Yes, this is all just fine.

Controlled Opposition

Whatever it takes to keep the Deplorables under our thumbs.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:52 PM

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1 Here we go then.

Posted by: HH at December 13, 2018 01:51 PM (mIJBI)

2 2nd?

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at December 13, 2018 01:51 PM (PG1FL)

3 Wait, this isn't about Trump?

Posted by: Avenger at December 13, 2018 01:52 PM (70ScF)

4 Man I feel like there was a fiction novel where all of the leadership was the enemy.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 01:53 PM (h5Df3)

5 Ooo fresh thread!

Posted by: Boots at December 13, 2018 01:53 PM (e9omi)

6 So is there any avoiding the second Civil War?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 13, 2018 01:54 PM (JcPeV)

7 The Weekly Standard shall now be called The Weekly Fried Chicken Fart.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 01:54 PM (UnA8+)

8 The "bull"wark, eh? Dude isn't even hiding his cuck status anymore.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 01:55 PM (oZ6kz)

9 A microscopic violin is warming up.

Posted by: Truth-Seeker at December 13, 2018 01:55 PM (TeUog)

10 Bad for whom?

Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2018 01:55 PM (cxHbL)

11 If Anschutz owns WS parent company, why did the weasels need Omidyar's dirty money?

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2018 01:55 PM (YxHpp)

12 Dude, you're just cranking 'em out today.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 01:55 PM (8erNz)

13 Someone managed to sneak hidden camera into the Weekly Standard offices and capture the news.

https://youtu.be/EfkNvOOiZ_8

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 13, 2018 01:55 PM (wCmLp)

14 Concerned Christian Conservative Troll Post.

I like that. I can just see the page, with "I've been voting for Reagan since 1964!" as the tagline.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 01:56 PM (39g3+)

15
Two words to employees of the Weekly Standard:

slip and fall

Soon.

Posted by: Newer Nic at December 13, 2018 01:56 PM (jYje5)

16 Politico says that Weekly Standard staffers are bracing for bad news about the magazine's future. Given that there is no money budgeted to pay the staff or rent or any other costs -- yes, smart move to start bracing, guys.

Um, today is the 13th. If bad juju hits on the 14th, it's a little too late to start bracing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 01:56 PM (ftdxp)

17 So which half are we in here?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 01:56 PM (37IEG)

18 I have a hard time believing that TWS will cease to exist and everybody cleans out their desks and goes off to coding bootcamp.

One of their commie donors will slip them a few bucks to keep the lights on. Unless research has shown that the deplorables have caught on to the particular scam that is TWS, and it's throwing good money after bad at this point.

At which point, buh bye Felicia!

Posted by: Boots at December 13, 2018 01:56 PM (e9omi)

19 You haven't really had fried chicken, until you've had it in a box lunch, served courtesy of the U.S. Air Force.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2018 01:56 PM (ctuyM)

20 I'm looking forward to adding the Weakling Standard to Trump's pile of skulls.

Posted by: Avenger at December 13, 2018 01:56 PM (70ScF)

21 Bad? Or awesome????

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 13, 2018 01:56 PM (bcbK8)

22 I might start selling life insurance policies for *conservative* magazines. The suicide clause guarantees I*ll never have make a payout.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (PG1FL)

23 So is there any avoiding the second Civil War?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 13, 2018 01:54 PM (JcPeV)

Was there ever actually any chance of avoiding it?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (XJktg)

24 Is there another half we don't know about?
I'm using new math skills.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (37IEG)

25 Yes,I want them unemployed for Christmas.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (BXMxN)

26 They still haven't responded to my inquiry regarding acquiring the weekly standard website and trademark btw.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (h5Df3)

27 I thought they banned DDT?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (aKsyK)

28 Pierre Omidyar also funds The Intercept
--
*makes note*
--
The Center for American Progress donated $200,000 to the American Enterprise Institute last year.

--
Makes note, goes off to research AEI.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Wears a Yellow Vest at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (hrcfq)

29 But I suspect a leftist billionaire will bail them out.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (BXMxN)

30 I am in the 4th half! And first again!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (37IEG)

31 Been laid off going into Christmas before. No fun.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (qC1Sy)

32 >>>12 Dude, you're just cranking 'em out today.

Sometimes I get smart and write 4 or 5 stories the night before. I did that last night. Unfortunately I have not taken the extra time I had today to start writing the back half's posts, so pretty soon I'm going to start putting up pure shit.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

33 Ace, don't you dare laugh about this or I will wag my finger at you.

Posted by: David French at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (OD2ni)

34 Instead of getting ahead of the blogging day I've been fucking around with you Morons in the comments.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 01:58 PM (PbpT7)

35 >>>33 Ace, don't you dare laugh about this or I will wag my finger at you.
Posted by: David French

I would never laugh at the misfortune of cucks.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 01:58 PM (PbpT7)

36 Weekly Standard may continue on but it will just be a website, not a print magazine with any real outreach any longer. Not that they had any real impact. I mean as ace noted years ago, these think tanks and magazines and pundits, they were hot stuff at writing and thinking but pretty much a miserable dud at actually accomplishing anything. If the Heritage Foundation went away tomorrow, would anything change, other than a few pundits lost their jobs? If National Review went under suddenly, would it make any difference?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 01:58 PM (39g3+)

37 I AM a conservative pundit!

*laugh track*

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (wx6iv)

38 Butt boys are everywhere seemingly.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (FTPVM)

39 Maybe convert to a monthly newsletter....or just print bumper stickers.

Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (cxHbL)

40 The Center for American Progress donated $200,000 to the American Enterprise Institute last year. This city is weird

Or....just spitballing here....the left knows that they can completely discredit any "right-leaning" publications just by sending them money.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (TpAxy)

41 Eh, whores gotta whore, I guess. Make what you can of that limited skill set, baby.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (RD7QR)

42

Fake Conservative and very cucky Kevin McCarthy says a govt shutdown "would be stupid."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (YXNm9)

43 so will this bad news be really bad news or just the Weekly Standard time of death pronouncement by the coroner?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (37IEG)

44 I don't even know wut the WS is or was nor do I care

I'm sick of all these BS websites

I even took Drudge off my favs last week

I can bore myself, don't need to farm it out to these clowns

Posted by: REDACTED at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (L/iaS)

45 Instead of getting ahead of the blogging day I've been fucking around with you Morons in the comments.

Posted by: ace

And we appreciate it. Kinda cool when you hang out with us.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (ftdxp)

46 34 Instead of getting ahead of the blogging day I've been fucking around with you Morons in the comments.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 01:58 PM (PbpT7)

Good use of time and energy.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (h5Df3)

47 32 Sometimes I get smart and write 4 or 5 stories the night before. I did that last night. Unfortunately I have not taken the extra time I had today to start writing the back half's posts, so pretty soon I'm going to start putting up pure shit.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

Prepare for more fart stories!

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (UnA8+)

48 Oh and 'controlled opposition'?

Nailed it.

The 'loyal opposition' is dead, long live 'control'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 13, 2018 02:00 PM (bcbK8)

49 A microscopic violin is warming up.
Posted by: Truth-Seeker at December 13, 2018 01:55 PM (TeUog)

That's some funny, funny stuff.

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2018 02:00 PM (wMHPW)

50 39 Maybe convert to a monthly newsletter....or just print bumper stickers.
Posted by: BignJames

There's space a-wasting on the Captain Crunch box.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2018 02:00 PM (TpAxy)

51 Um, today is the 13th. If bad juju hits on the 14th, it's a little too late to start bracing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 01:56 PM

Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device.

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at December 13, 2018 02:00 PM (pqc4s)

52 The Washington-based American Enterprise Institute (AEI) has long been a key stronghold of neoconservative advocacy on both foreign and domestic policy issues. Best known for its leading role in the effort to push the Iraq War and shape the 'war on terror' during the George W. Bush presidency, AEI later played a key role in conservative opposition to Obama administration policies.

* goes off to sign up for IM Telegraph and GAB.ai*
*bookmarks qanon.pub*

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Wears a Yellow Vest at December 13, 2018 02:00 PM (hrcfq)

53 45 Instead of getting ahead of the blogging day I've been fucking around with you Morons in the comments.

Posted by: ace

And we appreciate it. Kinda cool when you hang out with us.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 01:59 PM (ftdxp)

Agreed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 13, 2018 02:00 PM (bcbK8)

54 Oh, Defending Democracy Together? Why does that sound so familiar?
__________________

We were gonna use "Democracy Dies in Darkness" but some of our more conservative brethren had already snatched that one up!

Posted by: Cucks R Us at December 13, 2018 02:00 PM (fqUgw)

55 I have plans, and multiple contingency plans. I will succeed, no matter how many bionic hearts I have to run through, I will see you under my boot.

Have a great day!

Posted by: soros at December 13, 2018 02:00 PM (nX9Dh)

56 Let's see.....tomorrow (Friday) is the day after the 13th....so the Weekly Substandard missed it by that > < much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2018 02:00 PM (ptqGC)

57 "So is there any avoiding the second Civil War?"

Like avoiding a Polio vaccine?

Posted by: Avenger at December 13, 2018 02:00 PM (70ScF)

58 This story affirms my decision to call myself anti-left rather than conservative. The term 'conservative' is amorphous and easily co-opted by bad actors. Anti-left is clearly defined and less prone to misrepresentation.

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2018 02:01 PM (YxHpp)

59 Kevin McCarthy says a govt shutdown "would be stupid.

Excellent strategy, Kev. Surrender preemptively. That'll larn 'em.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2018 02:01 PM (TpAxy)

60 There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so ...

- Bad Bill Shakespeare

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2018 02:01 PM (+y/Ru)

61 A scene:

Mr. Hayes: "But you have to help us! Fu Manchu turned us down for a loan, said we were baizuo and shengmu!"

Shadowy Tech Oligarch: "What do you have to offer that I cannot get anywhere else?"

Hayes: "A stable of writers who will spin anything to be the most conservatively conservative thing even if it is right out of The Marxy Mao Club's Handbook."

Shadowy Tech Oligarch: "Is that it?"

Mr. Hayes: "We have our subscriber list of suckers and fools..."

Shadowy Tech Oligarch: "We can hire your people on contract if needed and your circulation is less than Model Railroader's. You may show yourself out, Mr. Hayes."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2018 02:01 PM (hLRSq)

62 >>The Bulwark's motto? "Conservatism Conserved." No, seriously. I'm not joking.

W would love to know what Cap'n thinks that means.

I know I should not be surprised or disgusted by this bunch any more, it's just that they keep finding new depths.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

63 Absolutely no truth to the rumor of a large truck parked near the building loaded with tires.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:01 PM (0tfLf)

64 This is homophobic. I won't stand for it!

Posted by: Mika's Much Maligned Mish at December 13, 2018 02:01 PM (vtcmf)

65 >>>And we appreciate it. Kinda cool when you hang out with us.

yes i enjoy it and do it when I can. But it does eat into the time for writing the next posts.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:01 PM (PbpT7)

66 ..., so pretty soon I'm going
to start putting up pure shit.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

Wait, I thought the Weekly Standard was going under?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (37IEG)

67 The way to avoid the second Civil War is to leave the country.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (h5Df3)

68 34 Instead of getting ahead of the blogging day I've been fucking around with you Morons in the comments.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 01:58 PM (PbpT7)

Don't call it "fucking around," call it "networking." Works in the business world, right?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (RD7QR)

69 "Something bad is going to happen on Friday."

They're going to announce the cancellation of the Cuck Cruise? Nooooo!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

70 How about "Curated Conservatism"?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (W+vEI)

71 Yeah? F**K em'... Merry Christmas

Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (O2RFr)

72 If I knew about this a few weeks ago, it's impossible that people who actually work there are just now bracing.
Any one with a lick of common sense has already been interviewing.

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (wMHPW)

73 We need a way to show our dissatisfaction with these schmucks. Maybe everyone goes to the next CPAC wearing a yellow high-vis jacket?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (J+mig)

74 Kevin McCarthy says a govt shutdown "would be stupid.

Excellent strategy, Kev. Surrender preemptively. That'll larn 'em.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2018 02:01 PM (TpAxy)

Yup. They can't even just STFU for a few days and see what happens.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (NFEMn)

75 O course, any good democracy needs an unelected special prosecutor-for-life.

Posted by: Defending Democracy Together at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (vDqXW)

76 Carryover from last thread:

Speaking of bimbo journalists, didja see April Ryan's sour grapes?

AprilDRyan
@AprilDRyan
FYI, I had never planned to attend the White House Christmas party last year or this year. Why break bread with folks who hate you and call you names? (@PressSec and @realDonaldTrump) That is not the Christmas spirit I know. I feel sorry for those who wanted to go and can't. SAD!

-
And speaking of bimbos generally . . .

Brian Schatz
@brianschatz
A cool thing about being a Democrat is that we would totally turn on a President who was doing all of this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (+y/Ru)

77

I didn't get this in in time to be willowed on the last thread:
"DELETED ALL TEXTS"
Ace, if you're still around the comments, do you have a pointer thingy to this story? First I've heard of it.
Thanks.

Posted by: BJM at December 13, 2018 02:03 PM (O74hG)

78 This city is weird?
This "city" is controlled by 2 parties, working together as 1 and financed by 2 or 3 individuals, to fundamentally move this country in a deep leftward direction. That's not weird. I can think of many, many names for it, but "weird" isn't one of them.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at December 13, 2018 02:03 PM (al6UK)

79 Wait, if Soros funds half, and Google funds the other half, who funds Ace?

Is it Valu-rite?

Posted by: Gaff at December 13, 2018 02:03 PM (jPS2y)

80 37 "I AM a conservative pundit!"
[SE Cupp]

Funniest thing written this morning.

Posted by: Avenger at December 13, 2018 02:03 PM (70ScF)

81 These are all hateful lies. The Weekly Standard has been rescued from insolvency thanks to a generous donation from The Human Fund.

Posted by: Cap'n Cuck at December 13, 2018 02:03 PM (oZ6kz)

82 I've been in the private industry... they expect results!

Posted by: DR. Vincmun at December 13, 2018 02:03 PM (NgKpN)

83

The Republican House has taken a knee.

They've done nothing since before the primaries.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2018 02:03 PM (YXNm9)

84 Change the name to The American Standard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2018 02:03 PM (aKsyK)

85 the left knows that they can completely discredit any "right-leaning" publications just by sending them money.

And the right wing organizations know they can discredit themselves by TAKING THE MONEY.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)

86 55 I have plans, and multiple contingency plans. I will succeed, no matter how many bionic hearts I have to run through, I will see you under my boot.

Have a great day!

Posted by: soros at December 13, 2018 02:00 PM (nX9Dh)
----------------------------------

Yeah I'm sure you would like to see me under your "boot", and given your behavior in WWII in Hungary, it would actually be MY boot that you stole from me after you turned me in to the Nazis. Because "if you didn't do it, somebody else would"

Evil. Pure evil.

Posted by: Boots at December 13, 2018 02:03 PM (e9omi)

87 I should probably just eat a gun but I shudder at the thought of actually touching a real one.

I guess I'll just stick to sucking cocks.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 13, 2018 02:04 PM (FTPVM)

88 Whats with all of the $613,750 donations? Weird amount.

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2018 02:04 PM (wMHPW)

89 >>Maybe everyone goes to the next CPAC wearing a yellow high-vis jacket? Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (J+mig)

AKA "bullet sponges."

Posted by: Zod at December 13, 2018 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)

90
Was the Christmas party canceled?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2018 02:04 PM (YXNm9)

91 If a Democrat president were pushing conservative policy goals of course they'd turn on him.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 02:04 PM (h5Df3)

92 Bill Kristol

Well Billy, look at the positive side... You'll have more spare time to really bash the President... Win,win!

Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (O2RFr)

93 85 the left knows that they can completely discredit any "right-leaning" publications just by sending them money.

And the right wing organizations know they can discredit themselves by TAKING THE MONEY.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

But we still get the money, right?

Posted by: right wing organizations at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (TpAxy)

94 Julie Kelly's tweet on Mueller deleting Strzok's and Page's texts when he fired them for partisan scheming:

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/1073241021549568001

rather than keeping the phones as evidence, he returned them to the government pool for reassignment to other workers. Bleach-bitted out.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (PbpT7)

95 >> "Something bad is going to happen on Friday."

Huh. I had the misfortune of working for a company that had layoffs. Survived two rounds before I found a new job. I recall you didn't know it was layoff day until you walked in the door and couldn't login, saw people packing up...

They should be so lucky to know the date of the day the ax falls.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (W+vEI)

96 Butt boys. It's butt boys all the way down.

Posted by: wooga at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (TmsKM)

97 If you haven't been laid off at Xmas time at least once in your life, then you haven't lived.
Not fun, but a huge motivator.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (0tfLf)

98 Next post is "ace has been fucking around with us in the comments".

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (8erNz)

99 89 >>Maybe everyone goes to the next CPAC wearing a yellow high-vis jacket? Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (J+mig)

AKA "bullet sponges."
Posted by: Zod at December 13, 2018 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)

Fine, class IV yellow hi-vis jackets.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (bcbK8)

100 And speaking of bimbos generally . . .

Brian Schatz
@brianschatz
A cool thing about being a Democrat is that we would totally turn on a President who was doing all of this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (+y/Ru)

---------------

That you didn't during Bathhouse Barry's Reign of Error kinda belies that statement, Brian, you dishonest phuching hack.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:06 PM (ffYR/)

101 It's hard to imagine anyone getting worried about a "govt shutdown" after all the others already killed everyone.

Posted by: Avenger at December 13, 2018 02:06 PM (70ScF)

102 97 If you haven't been laid off at Xmas time at least once in your life, then you haven't lived.
Not fun, but a huge motivator.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (0tfLf)

Yup.

Unemployment sharpens the mind tremendously.

It's hell on Christmas.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 13, 2018 02:06 PM (bcbK8)

103 >>>Who funds ace?

Well, advertising dollars are down so mostly donations fund me at this point.

George Soros -- call me!!!!

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:06 PM (PbpT7)

104 thought they banned DDT?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2018 01:57 PM (aKsyK)

-------------

Not yet. A big lie oft repeated.

Posted by: G at December 13, 2018 02:06 PM (+wjl1)

105 81 These are all hateful lies. The Weekly Standard has been rescued from insolvency thanks to a generous donation from The Human Fund.
____________________

Check's in the mail!

Posted by: George Costanza at December 13, 2018 02:07 PM (fqUgw)

106 The quintessential attribute of any Democracy is an independent, unchecked police state, unanswerable to any elected branch.

Posted by: Defending Democracy Together at December 13, 2018 02:07 PM (vDqXW)

107 >>>98 Next post is "ace has been fucking around with us in the comments".

I think i've got a next one but then it gets super-sketchy

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:07 PM (PbpT7)

108 It's butt boys all the way down.

*types* *deletes* ...oh, my.

Posted by: Shemp! at December 13, 2018 02:07 PM (vtcmf)

109 Whats with all of the $613,750 donations? Weird amount.
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2018 02:04 PM (wMHPW)

It makes perfect sense. The number 613750 represents the number four (6 + 1 +3 +7 +5 +0 = 22 which is 2 + 2 = 4), which is The Number of the Cuck.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 13, 2018 02:07 PM (3sjI6)

110 Let's make Police States Great Again.

Posted by: Defending Democracy Together at December 13, 2018 02:07 PM (vDqXW)

111 Do frigging words have any meaning at all anymore? I have a dick like a bull elephant, and the Weekly Sham is a conservative magazine.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:08 PM (/B2KC)

112 Kevin McCarthy says a govt shutdown "would be stupid.

Ever notice that the only people who actually worry about government shutdowns are in the government?

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2018 02:08 PM (xjiRE)

113 by the way, if Weekly Standard starts a new website, you know the great thing?

What's the first step you have to take when building a website?!

#LEARNtoCODE

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:08 PM (PbpT7)

114 But how will the Bulwark compete with Seth Mandel's new Cuck Lifestyle magazine?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:08 PM (oZ6kz)

115 I still don't believe that anyone actually works at the Weekly Standard. It's a front for a dry cleaning operation.

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2018 02:08 PM (7HtZB)

116 Hmmmm. The day after Mika called Pompeo PDT's butt boy, her murderin' spouse announced, "Mika has the day off with her family, a long-planned family event."

And then later, "Willie, of course, Mika is off today for a family event as we said before."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2018 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

117 >>>114 But how will the Bulwark compete with Seth Mandel's new Cuck Lifestyle magazine?

As metal sharpens metal, so will the competition of cucks make them better go-fers for their wives' boyfriends

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:09 PM (PbpT7)

118 105 81 These are all hateful lies. The Weekly Standard has been rescued from insolvency thanks to a generous donation from The Human Fund.
____________________

Check's in the mail!
Posted by: George Costanza at December 13, 2018 02:07 PM (fqUgw)

My mom has decided to not buy Christmas presents this year. I'm trying to convince her to go full Costanza and hand out joke donation cards to people.

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2018 02:10 PM (7HtZB)

119 I think i've got a next one but then it gets super-sketchy
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:07 PM (PbpT7)
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Trolling for ideas, are we?

We're Morons, not morons.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 13, 2018 02:10 PM (qC1Sy)

120 "Unemployment sharpens the mind tremendously.

It's hell on Christmas."

Tell me about it.

-Bob Cratchit

Posted by: Avenger at December 13, 2018 02:10 PM (70ScF)

121 Huh. I had the misfortune of working for a company that had layoffs. Survived two rounds before I found a new job. I recall you didn't know it was layoff day until you walked in the door and couldn't login, saw people packing up...

They should be so lucky to know the date of the day the ax falls.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (W+vEI)

I had grounds to sue one company in Colorado.

I was the Senior instructor, and had hired most of the staff. We got bought out, and new management drove the company into the ground.

So they needed to downsize. So they gave me a paper promotion one week, basically a title change. Then eliminated the position the next week, so they could legally lay me off first.

Could have taken them to the cleaners... and thinking back on it? Should have.

Posted by: Don Q at December 13, 2018 02:10 PM (NgKpN)

122 One man's bad is another man's "awesoommmmmme".

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2018 02:10 PM (NLLmE)

123 Well, you know, the TWS staff can always learn to code, or get in on the sharing economy as Uber drivers. #caring

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 13, 2018 02:11 PM (O7MnT)

124 It makes perfect sense. The number 613750 represents the number four (6 + 1 +3 +7 +5 +0 = 22 which is 2 + 2 = 4), which is The Number of the Cuck.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 13, 2018

******

This is seriously advanced Moron maths.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:11 PM (0tfLf)

125 I think i've got a next one but then it gets super-sketchy
Posted by: ace

Any new word on the French riots?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 02:11 PM (ftdxp)

126
The Republicans are really going to do it. They're really going to do it.

The Republicans are going to pretend they're not still in the majority in the House and think we're too stupid to notice.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2018 02:11 PM (YXNm9)

127
This weekly standard thing is going to turn out like a bank deal where they change the name on the building and the letterhead, and nothing else changes.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Wears a Yellow Vest at December 13, 2018 02:11 PM (hrcfq)

128 Off topic.

Dancing with the Stars won't return in the spring as the winner of the most recent fall season won by the popular vote of the viewers and not with the judges votes. So they are revamping the voting weight of their system for the next fall season.

Should be interesting to see if they lose viewers over this decision.

Another example of liberals unhappy with voters when they lose.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 13, 2018 02:11 PM (p0nVR)

129 117 >>>114 But how will the Bulwark compete with Seth Mandel's new Cuck Lifestyle magazine?

As metal sharpens metal, so will the competition of cucks make them better go-fers for their wives' boyfriends
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:09 PM (PbpT7)

The Competition of Cucks sounds like one of those 1970s "Challenge of the Network Stars" things

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2018 02:11 PM (7HtZB)

130 But how will the Bulwark compete with Seth Mandel's new Cuck Lifestyle magazine?

As metal sharpens metal, so will the competition of cucks make them better go-fers for their wives' boyfriends

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:09 PM (PbpT7)

I be their shed building skills are awesome.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

131 119 I think i've got a next one but then it gets super-sketchy
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:07 PM (PbpT7)
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Trolling for ideas, are we?

We're Morons, not morons.

You need to start one of those fake Internet cute squabbles about something really stupid. You know, the sort of thing at which the WS excels. How about crossbows vs longbows?

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (TpAxy)

132 The Republicans are going to pretend they're not still in the majority in the House and think we're too stupid to notice.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2018 02:11 PM (YXNm9)
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Nothing here but us chickens.

Posted by: Republican House at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (vDqXW)

133 I mean I think there's always room for more "Let's all laugh at Michael Avenatti's sad but hilarious descent into penury" but at this point it's probably best to wait for the next legal judgment, lien, lawsuit or arrest.

Hey do you think when he finally decides to put a revolver to his temple he'll have the decency to tweet his suicide note? Will he end it by saying #basta?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (oZ6kz)

134 If an organization has "democracy" in its name, assume it is a far left progressive organization that aims to overturn the republic and instill a leftist totalitarian regime.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (dNzKv)

135 119 I think i've got a next one but then it gets super-sketchy
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:07 PM (PbpT7)
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Trolling for ideas, are we?

We're Morons, not morons.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 13, 2018 02:10 PM (qC1Sy)

So do a post on boobs!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (bcbK8)

136 you arrogant cuck. you've killed us!

Posted by: The Hunt For Red Benefactor at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (nFwvY)

137 Huh. I had the misfortune of working for a company that had layoffs. Survived two rounds before I found a new job. I recall you didn't know it was layoff day until you walked in the door and couldn't login, saw people packing up...

They should be so lucky to know the date of the day the ax falls.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (W+vEI)

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I used to work as a vendor for a software company that held User Conferences, big ones. One year, the week before Christmas, they had 2k of their Sales people come in to Opryland Hotel for such an event. Half of them got the axe as they tried to check in to the hotel. Armed security at the front desk.

They were told if they quietly took their return ticket and went home, they would get their severance. If not, nada. Chilliest shit I have ever seen. No one had a clue it was coming.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (ffYR/)

138 https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybrtfdws

Post Fodder?

Andy Serkis as PM May

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (LlFoS)

139 The WaPo is unimpressed with Mika's apology for the butt boy slur:

https://tinyurl.com/y8mccdae

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (ptqGC)

140 The trick is they just keep donating the money to each others orgs while taking a percentage each time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (xfb67)

141 Cuckservatism dies in bankruptcy.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (qxq6t)

142 I would pay to watch a video of smirking Kristol under the overpass getting his butt reamed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:13 PM (/B2KC)

143 114 But how will the Bulwark compete with Seth Mandel's new Cuck Lifestyle magazine?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:08 PM (oZ6kz)

Featuring relatable stories like:

"Choosing Condoms for the Paolo: How to Please Both Her AND Him"

"Making Your Cuckshed More Than Just A Humiliating Reminder of Your Worthlessness"

"Sleeping In The Wet Spot Can Be Liberating"

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 13, 2018 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

144 I think i've got a next one but then it gets super-sketchy
Posted by: ace

It's a little late for the Art Thread.

Posted by: Avenger at December 13, 2018 02:13 PM (70ScF)

145 Re 124 - Numerology is maths right?

Allegedly there are institutions of higher learning (can't really call them universities) in south Africa that have added the study of witchcraft to the curriculum. Not as a historical curiosity as in what happened long ago, but in a DIY sense.

Posted by: Boots at December 13, 2018 02:13 PM (e9omi)

146 Joe tells me butt boys like butt stuff.

Posted by: Mika's Much Maligned Mish at December 13, 2018 02:14 PM (vtcmf)

147 How about a years membership to Jelly of the Month Club as severance?

Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2018 02:14 PM (cxHbL)

148 A bull elephant dick would be 'de trop' as they say in Gilet Jaune land. Unless you're an elephant cow, of course.

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2018 02:14 PM (YxHpp)

149 Years ago, worked for a company that went out of business overnight two weeks before Christmas.

I had no kids, and was single at that time, but it still made an impression.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2018 02:14 PM (D5WQR)

150
https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/1073241021549568001
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (PbpT7)
Thanks, Mo.
Full OIG report is available for download:https://oig.justice.gov/reports/2018/i-2018-003523.pdf

Posted by: BJM at December 13, 2018 02:14 PM (O74hG)

151 >>Dancing with the Stars won't return in the spring as the winner of the most recent fall season won by the popular vote of the viewers and not with the judges votes. So they are revamping the voting weight of their system for the next fall season.

It's funny because the Left is dying to eliminate the electoral college in favor of the popular vote.

They have no fixed principles, just whatever it takes to win this time.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:14 PM (W+vEI)

152 Trolling for ideas, are we?

We're Morons, not morons.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 13, 2018 02:10 PM (qC1Sy)

So do a post on boobs!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

We generally do that on comment #101 regardless.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 02:15 PM (ftdxp)

153 Mika called Secretary Pompeo a buttboy.

And then she apologized. To the buttboys.

All class.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:15 PM (9VeU0)

154 If the opportunity to settle accounts should ever arise, the cuck Right needs to be handled by the most heartless among us. I volunteer to build the "Judas Chair in Applied Liberty" of the AEI.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2018 02:15 PM (AzW6q)

155 But how will the Bulwark compete with Seth Mandel's new Cuck Lifestyle magazine?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:08 PM

The Bluwark will be Rocky.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2018 02:15 PM (p+Wdc)

156 134 If an organization has "democracy" in its name, assume it is a far left progressive organization that aims to overturn the republic and instill a leftist totalitarian regime.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (dNzKv)

More, Democracy is rule of the mob.

Which means they are NOT in favor of us being a Republic.

Ergo, they are against the Constitution of the US.

Posted by: Don Q at December 13, 2018 02:15 PM (NgKpN)

157 ace, here is an idea: make a post that is REALLY edgy about race, and then threaten all the commenters with the BANHAMMER if they comment on it.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:16 PM (9VeU0)

158 I would pay to watch a video of smirking Kristol under the overpass getting his butt reamed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec
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You might want to re- think that. . .

Posted by: man card swat team at December 13, 2018 02:16 PM (l4EE1)

159 You need to start one of those fake Internet cute squabbles about something really stupid. You know, the sort of thing at which the WS excels. How about crossbows vs longbows?
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (TpAxy)
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Crossbows versus longbows? Nah, those guys would shrink at the sight of that much testosterone.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 13, 2018 02:16 PM (qC1Sy)

160 Trolling for ideas, are we?

*******

Well. I remember a joke thread from a year or so ago. That was a half day well spent.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:16 PM (0tfLf)

161
"Judas Chair in Applied Liberty"
Made of skulls.

Posted by: BJM at December 13, 2018 02:16 PM (O74hG)

162 Julie Kelly's tweet on Mueller deleting Strzok's and Page's texts when he fired them for partisan scheming:

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/1073241021549568001

rather than keeping the phones as evidence, he returned them to the government pool for reassignment to other workers. Bleach-bitted out.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:05 PM (PbpT7)

Oh. Look. I found all the profanity I was missing.

Also, I keep seeing all this stuff about protecting the special counsel but while Trump has been highly critical, I have yet to see Trump ever saying that he is going to end the witch hunt, I mean totes legit investigation.

Mayhap I am wrong because I stopped paying attention to any of this awhile back but every time I see something about protecting Mueller from that icky icky Trump, I think, from what? Trump saying stuff?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 13, 2018 02:16 PM (mf5HN)

163 144 I think i've got a next one but then it gets super-sketchy
Posted by: ace

good day for a shelving thread

Posted by: x at December 13, 2018 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

164 I think i've got a next one but then it gets super-sketchy
Posted by: ace

It's a little late for the Art Thread.
Posted by: Avenger

Sketchy. Art thread. ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 02:16 PM (ftdxp)

165 I just noticed that I have a chin like Clutch Cargo.

Posted by: Mika's Much Maligned Mish at December 13, 2018 02:17 PM (vtcmf)

166 153 Mika called Secretary Pompeo a buttboy.

And then she apologized. To the buttboys.

All class.
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:15 PM (9VeU0)

Better, she called him TRUMP's Buttboy, thus meaning Trump is gay as well.

Yes, on National TV a 'Journalist' just called the President of the United States a Homo...

Sadly, she was not talking about Obama...

Posted by: Don Q at December 13, 2018 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

167 "You need to start one of those fake Internet cute squabbles about something really stupid. You know, the sort of thing at which the WS excels. How about crossbows vs longbows?

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (TpAxy) "

Oh, like one of the flirt flights the Twitter faux-men have all the time? So something like, "A hotdog isn't a sandwich," "X city has the best pizza," Die Hard is the best Christmas movie," or "It's not gay to just TOUCH a guy's cock right I mean until you start jerking it you're in the clear"?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:17 PM (oZ6kz)

168 The WaPo is unimpressed with Mika's apology for the butt boy slur:

https://tinyurl.com/y8mccdae
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (ptqGC)

We never cared for that nickname.--WaPo.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 13, 2018 02:17 PM (3sjI6)

169 Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 13, 2018 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

"Breakfast in Bed for Two - Tips On the Perfect Meal for Her and Paolo."

"The Children - You're Paying Whether They are Yours or Not."

"Smiling Through Shame: 10 Tips to Keep You from Suck-Starting a .38 Revolver."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2018 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

170 Mayhap I am wrong because I stopped paying attention to any of this awhile back but every time I see something about protecting Mueller from that icky icky Trump, I think, from what? Trump saying stuff?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 13, 2018 02:16 PM (mf5HN)

Huber will come.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:18 PM (9VeU0)

171 142 I would pay to watch a video of smirking Kristol under the overpass getting his butt reamed.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:13 PM (/B2KC)
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Already made that movie: "Deliverance."

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 13, 2018 02:18 PM (qC1Sy)

172 >>They were told if they quietly took their return ticket and went home, they would get their severance. If not, nada. Chilliest shit I have ever seen. No one had a clue it was coming.

That is cold!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:18 PM (W+vEI)

173 Up to a certain point, it's worthwhile keeping alive a propaganda outfit even if it is in the red, as long as enough the propaganda is being consumed. I think Slate (or Salon? I forget which) has lost money for the vast majority of its existence. But if zero people are reading it, it's time to take it off life support and declare it brain dead. The Newsweek phase.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2018 02:18 PM (/qEW2)

174 Mika called Secretary Pompeo a buttboy.
And then she apologized. To the buttboys.
All class.
Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:15 PM (9VeU0)

She knows which side her buttboy is buttered on.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2018 02:18 PM (IqOTP)

175 Allegedly there are institutions of higher learning (can't really call them universities) in south Africa that have added the study of witchcraft to the curriculum. Not as a historical curiosity as in what happened long ago, but in a DIY sense.
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# Descrip Instr
Wit 101 Introduction to Spirit Cooking Podesta

Posted by: Botswana U Course Catalogue at December 13, 2018 02:19 PM (l4EE1)

176 171
Heh! Squeal like a pig boy!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:19 PM (/B2KC)

177 >>I would pay to watch a video of smirking Kristol under the overpass getting his butt reamed.

Careful. He's about to be unemployed.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:19 PM (oamI3)

178 "Breakfast in Bed for Two - Tips On the Perfect Meal for Her and Paolo."

I read that as "Perfect Meal for her and her polio" and I was like man, Morons went mean early!

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:19 PM (9VeU0)

179 Well the good news for the employees is the Trump Economy is Great. Imagine if this happened during Borat's term.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2018 02:19 PM (2LelM)

180 "# Descrip Instr
Wit 101 Introduction to Spirit Cooking Podesta

Posted by: Botswana U Course Catalogue at December 13, 2018 02:19 PM (l4EE1) "

Hey man, you haven't lived until you've experienced some of that Gaborone nightlife.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:20 PM (oZ6kz)

181 Better, she called him TRUMP's Buttboy, thus meaning Trump is gay as well.

Yes, on National TV a 'Journalist' just called the President of the United States a Homo...

Sadly, she was not talking about Obama...
Posted by: Don Q at December 13, 2018 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

Yeah, missed out on 8 years of obvious butt boyery, and then claims that someone their trying to get impeached for balling women is a fag. No cognitive dissonance with these guys!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 13, 2018 02:20 PM (3sjI6)

182 >> I think i've got a next one but then it gets super-sketchy

Sketches are nice.

But the chicks really dig etchings.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:20 PM (oamI3)

183 152 So do a post on boobs!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

We generally do that on comment #101 regardless.

*scrolls up to check*
*scrolls back down, disappointed*

Posted by: Anachronda at December 13, 2018 02:20 PM (NmR1a)

184 "Top editorial leaders already have discussed a possible successor publication of some sort, according to two people familiar the talks. One option could be to expand a small conservative site called the Bulwark..."

If that doesn't work, they can panhandle. They seem to have those fundamentals down. Or learn to code which might be a bit more challenging.

The grift is deep with these Thinkers.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2018 02:20 PM (6eEQ+)

185 They were told if they quietly took their return ticket and went home, they would get their severance. If not, nada. Chilliest shit I have ever seen. No one had a clue it was coming.

That is cold!!

Posted by: Lizzy

I think that is the coldest I've ever heard of.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 02:21 PM (ftdxp)

186 "Visitation Rights: Once A Year is Enough to See Your Balls."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2018 02:21 PM (hLRSq)

187 Now it turns out I inadvertently insulted some buttboy gay fag rumpriders by implying they were living their lives like Mike Pompeo working for Trump.

Some others wanted his phone number, which I don't have.

In any event, this is my official apology to the rumprangers. I admit it was terrible to be compared to Pompeo and I can understand why you are upset.

I am sooooooooo sorry!

Posted by: Mika at December 13, 2018 02:21 PM (37IEG)

188 The Republicans are going to pretend they're not still in the majority in the House and think we're too stupid to notice.

Nah, they know and they are aware that we know. "what are you gonna do about it?" they ask. And we shuffle our feet and walk away grumbling, again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 02:22 PM (39g3+)

189 182 >> I think i've got a next one but then it gets super-sketchy

Sketches are nice.

But the chicks really dig etchings.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:20 PM (oamI3)

Eutruscan Pottery...

Posted by: Hysterium, Head Slave of the House of Senicus at December 13, 2018 02:22 PM (NgKpN)

190 Headed by Kristol, Charen, Chavez as well as Trump foes Christine Todd Whitman and former Rep. Bob Inglis (who also works with another Democracy Fund recipient--the R Street Institute--which received $650,000 in 2017),

--

Bob Inglis was the guy who lost the R primary to Trey Gowdy. I wondered where that scab went.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 13, 2018 02:22 PM (JoUsr)

191 I would pay to watch a video of smirking Kristol under the overpass getting his butt reamed.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:13 PM (/B2KC)
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Already made that movie: "Deliverance."
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 13, 2018 02:18 PM (qC1Sy)

Except that Ned Beaty didn't look like he was enjoying having his fudge packed, while Kristol would be in heaven.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 13, 2018 02:22 PM (3sjI6)

192 >>Eutruscan Pottery

Well, the early stuff...sure.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:22 PM (oamI3)

193 I read the OIG report -the iPhone data was lost to the ages because they threw Page and Strozk's phones into the general pile for redistribution.

Idiotic or criminally brilliant? You decide.

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (wMHPW)

194 Trey Gowdy. All hat, no cattle.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (/B2KC)

195 I'm pretty sure most of Standard journos won't find being rent boys all that difficult of a transition to make. Thought Leaders and ButtBoys are common on Conservative Cruises.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (2LelM)

196 I think that is the coldest I've ever heard of.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 02:21 PM (ftdxp)
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Ditto.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (qC1Sy)

197 ButtBoys prefer Urdu Poetry.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (oamI3)

198 I would pay to watch a video of smirking Kristol under the overpass getting his butt reamed.

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He gets paid to make them, so you're just completing the economic cycle. Why do you think that cocksucker's lips are so shiny and greasy?

Posted by: Hooray for Boobies at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (SOgjZ)

199 Wait, I'm not Kodos or Kang. I'm Kodos AND Kang.
That's totally different.

Posted by: The Technocratic Elite at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (cRkMZ)

200 Eutruscan Pottery

Well, the early stuff...sure.
Posted by: garrett

WY before the baroque stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (ftdxp)

201 What a buncha fags!

Posted by: Minka at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (hjaPQ)

202 You know I would a bigger fan of Robert Bork if he had changed "Slouching Towards Gomorrah" to be "Slouching Towards Sodom" and had a really sexy rough beast pleasuring women and sodomizing their husbands.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (TmsKM)

203
Has anyone offered them the heartfelt advice that it might be to their advantage to learn to code?

Because we care deeply about the Weekly Standard staff's future employment prospects.

Deeply.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (veoSD)

204 I think that gay dance troupe should go protest over at TWS.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (9VeU0)

205 "Defending Democracy Together"

Sounds like a Commie front to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (1tY1L)

206 So do a post on boobs!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

We generally do that on comment #101 regardless.

*scrolls up to check*
*scrolls back down, disappointed*
Posted by: Anachronda at December 13, 2018 02:20 PM (NmR1a)

-------------

OK, OK, I'll start with Anne Margaret: (Very NSFW)

https://tinyurl.com/y83td75q

https://tinyurl.com/y86kdx57

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (ffYR/)

207 is fighting the president on the special counsel probe, tariffs, and immigration policy

Something something the Enlightment blah blah Rousseau yadda yadda Locke, and therefore conservatism properly understood requires removing the president in a coup by intelligence agencies, moving vast swaths of industry from America to China and repopulating flyover America with mass third world immigration.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (DuAZ5)

208 If you pay for an advertisement, you always lose out on that, since you're simply paying for airtime. But you expect to make up for that up later on based on whom it convinces.

But if it's such a crappy advertisement that you're not recouping your investment, you'll cancel the ad.

Leftist "news" outlets masquerading as conservative outlets are like such ads. Eventually everyone sees through the crappy ad and it gets cancelled because it is not effective.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (/qEW2)

209 These faux-conservative pundits live in a Fantasy World where real Americans give a shit about their "opinions."

It's like Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard, but with cocktail-conservative talking heads instead of faded movie stars.

In reality, they're about as relevant and influential as the Buggy Whip and Whale-Oil Lamp Gazette.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (c+2jX)

210 Idiotic or criminally brilliant? You decide.
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2018 02:23 PM (wMHPW)

------

Embrace the power of "neither." I'm going with: criminally blatant.

They don't need to think things through like some brilliant masterminds... they live in a consequence-free environment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (AzW6q)

211 Proposed title for new 'conservative bastion: The Weak Teabag

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (e1q4h)

212 "Top editorial leaders already have discussed a possible successor publication of some sort, according to two people familiar the talks. One option could be to expand a small conservative site called the Bulwark..."

If that doesn't work, they can panhandle. They seem to have those fundamentals down. Or learn to code which might be a bit more challenging.

The grift is deep with these Thinkers.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2018 02:20 PM (6eEQ+)

Well, Kristol could hire them as Cabin Butt Boys on his cruise line. He can't handle the entire work loads. Loads. Get it?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (3sjI6)

213 Thank you.

It is a great honor to be appointed the most recent witch finder General of the United States.

I take this responsibility with the utmost seriousness. I will leave no stone unturned and no accused witch un dunked. I know that this great Country is threatened by a ancient evil who must be destroyed! I mean, I'm totally going to do an unbiased investigation.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (f0xUU)

214 so, the cuck cruise is off? i can see kristolmeth with a greasy, pizza stained, white apron and a filthy chef hat, passing out samples at the dollar store in east st. louis. fuck him sideways with a lit flamethrower.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2018 02:25 PM (KP5rU)

215 126
The Republicans are really going to do it. They're really going to do it.

The Republicans are going to pretend they're not still in the majority in the House and think we're too stupid to notice.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2018 02:11 PM (YXNm9)

How does that differ from the last two years?

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2018 02:25 PM (xjiRE)

216 Eutruscan Pottery...

Posted by: Hysterium, Head Slave of the House of Senicus at December 13, 2018 02:22 PM (NgKpN)
Later you'll be a virgin, now shut up and put on the outfit before the Captain gets here.

Posted by: Pseudolus at December 13, 2018 02:25 PM (37IEG)

217 In reality, they're about as relevant and influential as the Buggy Whip and Whale-Oil Lamp Gazette.

Posted by: zombie

I'm still waiting for my December copy.

December 1907.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 02:25 PM (ftdxp)

218 I at least admire Kristol and Hayes for being willing to commit hari-kari for the sake of their ideological principles. At least they have integrity.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (/qEW2)

219 "Center for American Progress"

Another Commie front.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (1tY1L)

220 Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (ffYR/)

Would be an interesting thread...

Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

221 213 Thank you.

It is a great honor to be appointed the most recent witch finder General of the United States.

I take this responsibility with the utmost seriousness. I will leave no stone unturned and no accused witch un dunked. I know that this great Country is threatened by a ancient evil who must be destroyed! I mean, I'm totally going to do an unbiased investigation.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (f0xUU)

-1 for bad Dr Who episode reference.

+1 for an awesome hash.

Net-net? Zero.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (9VeU0)

222
What this country needs are more Think Tanks and Freedom Institutes. Get those fax machines outa the closet and start faxing think pieces to your favorite media talent.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Wears a Yellow Bullet Magnet at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (hrcfq)

223 I don't think Pierre Omidyar cares that Kirstol is an interventionist (expecially Middle Eastern intervention) warmonger. He and Max Boot are far beyond relevant in this regard. They can believe what they want but the unicorn isn't going to poo out any more skittles for them on that topic.

He is, however, still sadly relevant culturally as a wedge in the Right. He is harmless on the front his benefactor doesn't like and effectively on the one his benefactor does like.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (68Tvj)

224 OK, OK, I'll start with Anne Margaret: (Very NSFW)

https://tinyurl.com/y83td75q

https://tinyurl.com/y86kdx57

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (ffYR/)
We might be able to get her a job working for Lycus!
Of course 'Ann Margret' and NSFW meant I had to go look.

Posted by: Pseudolus at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (37IEG)

225 Something something the Enlightment blah blah Rousseau yadda yadda Locke, and therefore conservatism properly understood requires removing the president in a coup by intelligence agencies, moving vast swaths of industry from America to China and repopulating flyover America with mass third world immigration.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (DuAZ5)

-------

I disagree.

Posted by: Contemptible Tribalist on the Wrong End of A Huge Knowledge Gap at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (AzW6q)

226 Washington Generals gotta eat too.

I AM a conservative pundit, they explained.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (a2xio)

227 I really miss John McCain.

...and my Rape Button.

But-

Mostly. My Rape Button.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (oamI3)

228 Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (DuAZ5)

You forgot to blather how morality is the most important thing and that your deeply held morals tell you that Hillary Clinton should be president because morality and ethics are crucial to the presidency, let alone being law-abiding.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (hLRSq)

229 i admire kristol for nothing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2018 02:28 PM (KP5rU)

230 217 In reality, they're about as relevant and influential as the Buggy Whip and Whale-Oil Lamp Gazette.

Posted by: zombie

I'm still waiting for my December copy.

December 1907.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 02:25 PM (ftdxp)

I believe it's stuck at the Prussian consulate in Siam.

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2018 02:28 PM (7HtZB)

231 "-1 for bad Dr Who episode reference.

+1 for an awesome hash.

Net-net? Zero.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (9VeU0) "

Maybe he was referencing the band?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:28 PM (oZ6kz)

232 We might be able to get her a job working for Lycus!
Of course 'Ann Margret' and NSFW meant I had to go look.

Posted by: Pseudolus at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (37IEG)

Lycos? I remember when that search engine was the next big thing!

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:28 PM (9VeU0)

233 "I believe it's stuck at the Prussian consulate in Siam.

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2018 02:28 PM (7HtZB) "

Blast, did I miss the 4:30 autogyro?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:28 PM (oZ6kz)

234 216 Eutruscan Pottery...

Posted by: Hysterium, Head Slave of the House of Senicus at December 13, 2018 02:22 PM (NgKpN)
Later you'll be a virgin, now shut up and put on the outfit before the Captain gets here.
Posted by: Pseudolus at December 13, 2018 02:25 PM (37IEG)

Stand Back, I take large steps...

Posted by: THE Gloriosus at December 13, 2018 02:28 PM (NgKpN)

235 I volunteer to build the "Judas Chair in Applied Liberty" of the AEI.

___

I'll help them Ride the Rail to American Excellence...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2018 02:29 PM (cRkMZ)

236 Net-net? Zero.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (9VeU0)

I thought it was more of a Blackadder "Witch-Smeller Pursuivant" riff.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2018 02:29 PM (hLRSq)

237 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

Any man says "My wife" spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2018 02:29 PM (Ct55T)

238 193 I read the OIG report -the iPhone data was lost to the ages because they threw Page and Strozk's phones into the general pile for redistribution.

Idiotic or criminally brilliant? You decide.

I'll take Criminally Brilliant for $500, Alex.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:30 PM (8erNz)

239 >>>167 "You need to start one of those fake Internet cute squabbles about something really stupid. You know, the sort of thing at which the WS excels. How about crossbows vs longbows?

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (TpAxy) "

Oh, like one of the flirt flights the Twitter faux-men have all the time? So something like, "A hotdog isn't a sandwich," "X city has the best pizza," Die Hard is the best Christmas movie," or "It's not gay to just TOUCH a guy's cock right I mean until you start jerking it you're in the clear"?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? a

....

THANK YOU FOR BEING ANNOYED BY THIS.

John Ekdahl and I have been trading our own flirt-fight parody lines. Maybe we can try that someday.

Unfortunately you can't do too much parody, because there really only are three basic flirt-fights. These are basically robotic NPC auto-"jokes."

Not many parodies are possible, or at least I've only come up with a half-dozen.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:30 PM (PbpT7)

240 Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (DuAZ5)

___

You know Jonah, I am really, really happy I didn't take your mom to Fort Marcy Park like I was going to back in the 90s.

You are pretty cool!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 13, 2018 02:30 PM (cRkMZ)

241 BTW Sonny Bunch got suuuuuper butthurt about my pointing out his penchant for flirt-fighting on twitter.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:30 PM (PbpT7)

242 They were told if they quietly took their return ticket and went home, they would get their severance. If not, nada. Chilliest shit I have ever seen. No one had a clue it was coming.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (ffYR/)

That is cold. We used to joke about a company calling a fire drill, then locking the doors once everyone was outside in the parking lot and throwing their shit out the windows to them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2018 02:30 PM (1tY1L)

243 Defending Democracy Together. Now there's a commie sounding name

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2018 02:31 PM (OLCnA)

244
Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

Any man says "My wife" spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2018 02:29 PM (Ct55T)

The box isn't man enough to contain me. Sad!

Posted by: The Golden Scalp Weasel at December 13, 2018 02:31 PM (veoSD)

245 Hot dogs or hot wings?

There is ONLY ONE right answer.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 13, 2018 02:31 PM (AzW6q)

246 Any man says "My wife" spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2018 02:29 PM (Ct55T)
++++++++++
Warai-otoko's wife.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2018 02:31 PM (68Tvj)

247
Any man says "My wife" spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2018 02:29 PM (Ct55T)
Suppose he's really married to the most beautiful woman?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 02:31 PM (37IEG)

248 Damnit. He's right.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 02:31 PM (h5Df3)

249 so, the cuck cruise is off?

--

It's still on. It just got moved. They have the entire steerage floor all to themselves.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 13, 2018 02:32 PM (JoUsr)

250 I want to apologize to all homosexuals as well as straight men who have sex with homosexuals. To quote the Dalai Lama, "It's not gay if you beat them up when you're finished."

Posted by: Mike Brzezinski's Apology at December 13, 2018 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

251 His wife

Posted by: The Paolo at December 13, 2018 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

252 Any man says "My wife" spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2018 02:29 PM (Ct55T)

That's the plan. She'll never let me in the box if I don't flatter her.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 13, 2018 02:32 PM (KUaJL)

253 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.
Posted by: Don Q.

Melania Trump

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 02:32 PM (ftdxp)

254 Speaking of the most beautiful woman ever...
https://tinyurl.com/y7jrk6ok

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:32 PM (/B2KC)

255 >>show your work. Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

FaceTime camera broken.

Posted by: Zod at December 13, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

256 >> Sonny Bunch got suuuuuper butthurt about my pointing out his penchant for flirt-fighting on twitter.

Sonny Bunch?

Wasn't that Blair's cousin on the Fact of Life?
The one
with Down's Syndrome that did stand-up comedy?

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:32 PM (oamI3)

257 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

Any man says "My wife" spends a night in the box.

My wife.

Better a night in the box rather than a week on the couch.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 13, 2018 02:32 PM (T71PA)

258 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

Ingrid Bergman

http://tinyurl.com/y9hj5qrk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM (39g3+)

259 Maybe he was referencing the band?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:28 PM (oZ6kz)
The Band - Don't Do It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNVFu7c3yMU

Posted by: BJM at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM (O74hG)

260 Grace Kelly

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM (oamI3)

261
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:32 PM (/B2KC)

You suck.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM (veoSD)

262 There is no snark like Ace's snark.

It's weapons grade.

Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM (F4u7C)

263 243 Defending Democracy Together. Now there's a commie sounding name
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2018 02:31 PM (OLCnA)

Definitely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM (1tY1L)

264 "Unfortunately you can't do too much parody, because there really only are three basic flirt-fights. These are basically robotic NPC auto-"jokes."

Not many parodies are possible, or at least I've only come up with a half-dozen.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:30 PM (PbpT7) "

I know two are "Here's my SUPER BLISTERING hot take about not liking Popular Movie/TV Show X" and "You know that food everyone loves/hates? Well I hate/love it." What's the most common third one?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM (oZ6kz)

265 Joe wants me to shave my back.

Posted by: Mika's Much Maligned Mish at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (vtcmf)

266 237 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

Any man says "My wife" spends a night in the box.

Well, he might indeed spend a night in his wife's box. But if she's clever and thorough enough to recognize that she is not in fact the most beautiful woman ever, and only the third or fourth so endowed...maybe she's open for a little appreciation from someone who wasn't completely BSing her.

Contact information available upon request.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (8erNz)

267 So, OK, how does line spacing actually "work" now?

Posted by: BJM at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (O74hG)

268
Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

Ingrid Bergman

http://tinyurl.com/y9hj5qrk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM (39g3+)

*fistbump*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (veoSD)

269 262 There is no snark like Ace's snark.

It's weapons grade.
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM (F4u7C)

Ace has fully semi-automatic assault snark with the thing that goes up and a bump stock.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (KUaJL)

270 TWO nights in the box if you say "Moochelle."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (1tY1L)

271 "Something bad"

Like the Mueller report that will exonerate Trump from charges of Russian collusion?

Posted by: West at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (7Fa8Y)

272 239 >>>167 "You need to start one of those fake Internet cute squabbles about something really stupid. You know, the sort of thing at which the WS excels. How about crossbows vs longbows?

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (TpAxy) "

Oh, like one of the flirt flights the Twitter faux-men have all the time? So something like, "A hotdog isn't a sandwich," "X city has the best pizza," Die Hard is the best Christmas movie," or "It's not gay to just TOUCH a guy's cock right I mean until you start jerking it you're in the clear"?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? a

....

THANK YOU FOR BEING ANNOYED BY THIS.

John Ekdahl and I have been trading our own flirt-fight parody lines. Maybe we can try that someday.

Unfortunately you can't do too much parody, because there really only are three basic flirt-fights. These are basically robotic NPC auto-"jokes."

Not many parodies are possible, or at least I've only come up with a half-dozen.
Posted by: ace

Who is the audience for these flirt-fights? Because they're obviously "performative" (i.e done for the benefit of observers), rather than authentic metrosexual bro-flirting.

Seriously, who is entertained by witnessing other people's faux metrosexual bro-flirting? How many new followers do they gain from these antics?

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (c+2jX)

273 237 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

Any man says "My wife" spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2018 02:29 PM

No...but the barista near my place...DAMN!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (0tfLf)

274 they're bracing for bad news about the conservative magazine's future

"But first, the good news:

We're woke!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2018 02:35 PM (OiC69)

275 Does the ASPCA kill animals like PETA does

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 02:35 PM (bQtop)

276 Any man says "My wife" spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2018 02:29 PM (Ct55T)
---
Sounds like envy.

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2018 02:35 PM (vDqXW)

277 They were told if they quietly took their return ticket and went home, they would get their severance. If not, nada. Chilliest shit I have ever seen. No one had a clue it was coming.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (ffYR/)

That is cold. We used to joke about a company calling a fire drill, then locking the doors once everyone was outside in the parking lot and throwing their shit out the windows to them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2018 02:30 PM (1tY1L)

----------------

In a way, that's what that company did. Access cards, email and any logins were erased while they were traveling. They were told that they would FedEx them their personal shit, and banned from office campuses. They were also told to leave their laptops at the office for this trip for "upgrading and maintenance".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:35 PM (ffYR/)

278 Grace Kelly

I wouldn't fight over her as the selection, either.

http://tinyurl.com/ybg6cw86

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 02:35 PM (39g3+)

279 >>273 237 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work. Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

Barbie.

Posted by: Zod at December 13, 2018 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)

280 Proposed title for new 'conservative bastion: The Weak Teabag
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 13, 2018 02:24 PM (e1q4h)

They would be weak, if their scrotums were large enough to teabag anything.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 13, 2018 02:36 PM (3sjI6)

281 I thought "Something bad is going to happen" is the adjective we use for every Friday, according to the AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: Roy at December 13, 2018 02:36 PM (9rXxD)

282
Contact information available upon request.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (8erNz)
Are you opening up a business compeating with the Paolo?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 02:36 PM (37IEG)

283 No...but the barista near my place...DAMN!!!!

The chicks in the local Starbucks weigh as much as I do and have a bunch of metal in their faces. The dudes are cuter. And in better shape.

I guess I'm officially gay now.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:37 PM (8erNz)

284 260 Grace Kelly

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM

Concur!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:37 PM (0tfLf)

285 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work. Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

Barbie.
Posted by: Zod at December 13, 2018 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)

Hillary Clinton.--Helen Keller.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 13, 2018 02:37 PM (3sjI6)

286 268

Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

Ingrid Bergman

http://tinyurl.com/y9hj5qrk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM (39g3+)

*fistbump*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (veoSD)
She really was nice. This is the difference between 'hot' and beautiful though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 02:38 PM (37IEG)

287 Any man says "My wife" spends a night in the box.

*considers spending a 'night in the box'* *shudders*

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 13, 2018 02:38 PM (Ydn2k)

288 How many years have these Masters of Capitalism been 'splaining to us dumpster-people how Western economics REALLY works.
Damn, I wasted so much time reading and believing anything these fuckers said.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 13, 2018 02:38 PM (LL1Be)

289 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work. Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

Barbie.
Posted by: Zod

Benton.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 02:38 PM (ftdxp)

290 Speaking of the most beautiful woman ever...
https://tinyurl.com/y7jrk6ok
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:32 PM (/B2KC)

spew!

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2018 02:38 PM (wMHPW)

291 They were told if they quietly took their return ticket and went home, they would get their severance. If not, nada. Chilliest shit I have ever seen. No one had a clue it was coming.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:12 PM (ffYR/)
+++++++++++++
That's rough. My last firm usually played either the "your keycard doesn't work and then you wait while security 'looks up who to call'" or the "after a full day's work on a Friday" game.

They also played these games 3-4 times a year. I wasn't there for three years - I survived 10 layoffs there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2018 02:39 PM (68Tvj)

292 There's a redundant, silly troll on the previous thread baiting Broseidon. Can we get rid of the troll?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2018 02:39 PM (AllCR)

293 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work. Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

Eve, although she can be a lying bitch at times.

Posted by: Adam at December 13, 2018 02:39 PM (9rXxD)

294 279 >>273 237 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work. Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

Barbie.
Posted by: Zod at December 13, 2018 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)

Nonfunctional genitalia.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 13, 2018 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

295 Barbie is a good choice. She's loaded and can't talk.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:39 PM (oZ6kz)

296 "There's a redundant, silly troll on the previous thread baiting Broseidon. Can we get rid of the troll?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2018 02:39 PM (AllCR) "

Aw, I was having fun batting him around a bit - but he is probably due for a hammering at this point.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:40 PM (oZ6kz)

297 283 No...but the barista near my place...DAMN!!!!

The chicks in the local Starbucks weigh as much as I do and have a bunch of metal in their faces. The dudes are cuter. And in better shape.

I guess I'm officially gay now.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:37 PM

Ouch!
Bummer.
I guess I'm lucky.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:40 PM (0tfLf)

298 Barbie is a good choice. She's loaded and can't talk.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:39 PM (oZ6kz)
+++++++++++
I've never been so loaded I can't talk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2018 02:40 PM (68Tvj)

299 ace: "BTW Sonny Bunch got suuuuuper butthurt about my pointing out his penchant for flirt-fighting on twitter."

Nothing more stimulating than declaring what tree you'd be if you were a tree or your optimal condiment for a hotdog. Who can't appreciate such insights?

I sure hope he doesn't have to learn to code.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2018 02:40 PM (6eEQ+)

300 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Today's Femininism at December 13, 2018 02:40 PM (Ydn2k)

301 >>>What's the most common third one?

There's a few.

ARE HOT DOGS SANDWICHES?

my parody for that is "Is egg roll pastry?"

HEY, YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WITH THE FAMOUS VILLAIN? I THINK THE VILLAIN IS REALLY THE HERO!!! I'M SUCH A SCAMP!

DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE

there's this supergay one that Jerry Dunleavy does 5x a week, and Rick Wilson does now too.

Its not a flirt-fight, it's just an example of the Overly Strident Opinion Because It's Cute to be Child Thing.

It goes like this:

Me: I'd like a coke

Them: Is pepsi okay?

Me: [Link one of those overused gifs of someone showing anger or great frustration]

So this is a Strident opinion about Coke, and how HORRIBLE it is that some restaurants only have pepsi.

It's super fucking annoying. But apparnently the Cute Bois think it's cute.

Another one just pointed out to me is to take any tweet, one which just says someone is doing x or saying y, and then writing "She's running" above it.

I hate that these jokes are just automated. This is NPC shit. This is a straight-up branching-tree conversation-simulator script.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:40 PM (PbpT7)

302 278 Grace Kelly

I wouldn't fight over her as the selection, either.

http://tinyurl.com/ybg6cw86

She was undoubtedly cute as hell from top to bottom, but she had, by repute, contact with every substantially hetero male in the film industry.

She popped out kids that weren't blithering idiots (just the customary level of Eurotrash stupidity) so presumably Rainier found doctors able to deal with whatever she'd done previously.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:41 PM (8erNz)

303 That's okay, all the writers should be able to get on at Sports Illustrated and have long careers there. Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 13, 2018 02:41 PM (A803X)

304 I thought "Something bad is going to happen" is the adjective we use for every Friday, according to the AoSHQ Style Guide.

There's a disney movie starring Jim Dale as a pair of twins in the old west, called Hot Lead and Cold Feet. The sissy brother has this horrible quasi-revivalist quasi-hymn going "Something Good is Bound to Happen". Which I am now dredging up against my will with the words as above instead.

/oversharing

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:41 PM (HtLSE)

305
243 Defending Democracy Together

DDT is an unfortunate acronym.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 13, 2018 02:41 PM (TAmPV)

306 Is it the most naked women?or just beautifu, or both?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 02:41 PM (bQtop)

307 >>Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

Does a crusty sock count?

Posted by: Roy at December 13, 2018 02:41 PM (9rXxD)

308 I have a Twitter account. I use it to tweet Bill Kristol 2-3 times per week reminding him that he's a miserable sellout quisling turncoat rat bastard whore. Least I can do.

Posted by: troyriser at December 13, 2018 02:42 PM (1JpTT)

309 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

Ingrid Bergman

http://tinyurl.com/y9hj5qrk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 02:33 PM (39g3+)

I am torn between Ingrid Bergman, Donna Reed, Grace Kelly, and Julie Andrews. Honorable mentions for Ann Margaret and Nicole Kidman.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 13, 2018 02:42 PM (3sjI6)

310 Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Ann Margret.
I don't get Ingrid Bergman or Jane Russell. Very mannish faces.

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2018 02:42 PM (wMHPW)

311 Boy, that William Kristol is a real butt-boy!

Posted by: Mika Xyzlophone at December 13, 2018 02:42 PM (76Nxz)

312 Hey! Some decision tree games are really good. Don't compare them to flirtfights.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 02:42 PM (h5Df3)

313 Tickets for Peter Jackson's* WWI documentary "They Shall Not Grow Old" are on sale now, it's only in theaters for two nights.

*no jokes about him stretching WWI out to 12 years and three movies

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2018 02:42 PM (7HtZB)

314 270 TWO nights in the box if you say "Moochelle."

That's not a real box!

Posted by: wooga at December 13, 2018 02:43 PM (TmsKM)

315 When Soros sends us his trolls, he's definitely not sending us his best anymore. Sad!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:43 PM (oZ6kz)

316 Does this mean Jonah doesn't get his Jelly of the month club subscription?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 02:43 PM (nAeGR)

317 Most beautiful woman ever? Lauren Bacall. *micdrop* Those eyes...

Posted by: Jackal at December 13, 2018 02:43 PM (DHWFk)

318 I disagree.
Posted by: Contemptible Tribalist on the Wrong End of A Huge Knowledge Gap at December 13, 2018 02:27 PM (AzW6q

-----

A borderless world will rid us of you and the rest of the white Walmart people.

Now enjoy a few hundred more photos of my stupid fuckin' dogs.

Where's my laptop charger?! I'm late for my Acela. Crap! My ass is too big for my Asness Chair in Applied Liberty. I'm stuck!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 13, 2018 02:43 PM (wKrVf)

319 >>Nicole Kidman.

She defiles this entire discussion.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (oamI3)

320 308 I have a Twitter account. I use it to tweet Bill Kristol 2-3 times per week reminding him that he's a miserable sellout quisling turncoat rat bastard whore. Least I can do.

Posted by: troyriser at December 13, 2018 02:42 PM

Now now now...don't mince words. Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (0tfLf)

321 Here ya go ace. Hope the donation "tides" you over til your "foundation" is established, and your site continues to be "open" to all "societies". heh. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! 555. Signed, G. Soros.

Posted by: t-dubya-d at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (RZWC0)

322 Someone should make a script that NPCparodies flirtfights constantly. Like a forum bot but for Twitter.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (h5Df3)

323 Oh, and F-You Federalist Society for Roberts and Kavanaugh. Two cowards for not taking Gee v. Planned Parenthood.

Roberts is destined to be the new Souter.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (VpIIl)

324 mikeyG: "How many years have these Masters of Capitalism been 'splaining to us dumpster-people how Western economics REALLY works.
Damn, I wasted so much time reading and believing anything these fuckers said."

Yeah, before I hit 29, they really had me going, too. They have, however, enlightened me on running a con, so they have that going for them. Granted, that one's over, but it's a fine template to look for in the future.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (6eEQ+)

325 So this is a Strident opinion about Coke, and how HORRIBLE it is that some restaurants only have pepsi.

I have a strident Coke v. Pepsi opinion, but if they offer me Pepsi instead I order a Dr Pepper and don't whinge about it like a betabitch.

And I even have the excuse of having gone to an engineering school funded by a Coke heir so it's all feudal and shit.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (HtLSE)

326 Raquel Welsh. Ann Margaret. Shania Twain.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (nAeGR)

327 Aw, I was having fun batting him around a bit - but he is probably due for a hammering at this point.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:40 PM (oZ6kz)

A few people were getting a little frisky today - which one were you playing piñata with?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (hLRSq)

328 Defending Open Democracy Borders Dying in Darkness Together

Omidyar-Bezos-Soros PAC

Posted by: mikeyG at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (LL1Be)

329 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

THE ONE WHO PUTS UP WITH YOUR SHIT AND LOVES YOU ANYWAY.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2018 02:45 PM (d7Ww2)

330 Who is the audience for these flirt-fights? Because they're obviously "performative" (i.e done for the benefit of observers), rather than authentic metrosexual bro-flirting.

--------------------

Performance art for their Never-Trump groupies.

"Hey you guys - Jonah Goldberg and Ben Howe and Liz Mair and Rick Wilson are goofing around on Twitter! Just like us, dudebros! See, conservatives are kewl!"

Or at least that seems to be their thinking. To anyone who reads English, it's painfully awkward, stilted and forced.

Like watching Hillary Clinton slip into her MeeMaw Clanton voice and threaten to cut a switch and give that thar Donald Trump a hidin'.

Posted by: Hooray for Boobies at December 13, 2018 02:45 PM (SOgjZ)

331 The billionaire conservative donor Philip Anschutz, who owns Clarity Media, has also remained silent, leaving his employees without any sense of what might happen to their jobs.

"The assumption that everyone has is that something bad is going to happen on Friday," one Weekly Standard writer said.

Anschutz is going to have the place burned down to collect the insurance. Sadly for the employees ... he took out life insurance policies on all of them, too, so ... tough break guys.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 02:45 PM (J7rD2)

332 Nicole Kidman.

She defiles this entire discussion.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (oamI3)

----------------

Right? Have you seen her lately? She has made some very bad cosmetic surgery choices.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:45 PM (ffYR/)

333 Sorry about the last pick for most beautiful woman.
Here is my real and truthfully nomination:
https://tinyurl.com/ya5mmuao

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:45 PM (/B2KC)

334 Seriously, who is entertained by witnessing other people's faux metrosexual bro-flirting? How many new followers do they gain from these antics?

I think its the same thing as when people get bored here and start fighting over Bailey Quarters vs Jennifer or different gun calibers. Its just something to do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (39g3+)

335 Are modern beauties allowed? How about Scarlett Johansson or Kim Bassinger?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (68Tvj)

336 Why can I see Elon Musk having a "big Friday meeting". There something Wizzard of Oz about that guy and his company.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (nAeGR)

337 >>>Who is the audience for these flirt-fights? Because they're obviously "performative" (i.e done for the benefit of observers), rather than authentic metrosexual bro-flirting.

straight guys have sex with other guys for money, for gay porn.

It's still gay.

I get the "peformative" thing -- the problem as I see it is that this is basically cutesy, insidery Ressurance and Bonding talk. Like when lovers do their silly cute love-voices to each other.

Friends do that too, not as silly as pillow talk, but they say shit that is not interesting nor informative but is said only to say, basically, "You remain close to me."

But people are supposed to do this intimate style of reassurance/validation/bond-strengthening shit in PRIVATE!!!

You don't do your cutesy-bootsie talk with a lover or a friend IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE. It is intimate communication, and it's supposed to be used in an intimate -- that is, private -- setting.

But these guys ejaculate their Love Talk with their Bro-Buds all over twitter, publicly.

It galls me. MEN DO NOT DO THIS SHIT.

It's annoying enough when girls do this flirtsy-poo stuff. But they're girls. They're allowed to be more empathy-oriented in communication.

But men are NOT supposed to be this way. Public communication by a man should be for purposes of an ACTUAL joke, not a cutesy-bootsie "you'we my best fwiend" nonjoke, or information, or argument, or insight, or whatever.

SAVE THE CUTESY-BOOTSIE BROMANCE STUFF FOR DMs, YOU HOMOERTOIC PUSSIES.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (PbpT7)

338 Seriously, who is entertained by witnessing other people's faux metrosexual bro-flirting? How many new followers do they gain from these antics?
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2018 02:34 PM (c+2jX)
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For whatever reason, when I think of the twitter flirt fights, all I see is little yellow minions flailing at each other with about the same results.

One giant electronic circle jerk, is all it is.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (qC1Sy)

339 Sophia Loren.

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (7HtZB)

340 "Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:40 PM (PbpT7) "

Oh right the Coke/Pepsi one - yeah that one is awful as well.

Thankfully at the HQ, we're too sophisticated to go for quick, cheap, nearly automatic humor.

*ENTER BEN ROETHLISBERGER*

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE ALSO HAVE A LOT OF STOCK JOKES AT THE HQ BUT WE'RE A CLOSE KNIT COMMUNITY AND NOT SOY BASED MEN ON TWITTER SUCKING EACH OTHER'S E-COCKS

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (oZ6kz)

341 And supposedly Keith Richards has stopped drinking.

Anyone checked that Seventh Seal recently?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

342 Sorry about the last pick for most beautiful woman.
Here is my real and truthfully nomination:
https://tinyurl.com/ya5mmuao
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:45 PM (/B2KC)
+++++++++++
MY EYES! THE BURNING!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (68Tvj)

343 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

******

The ultimate in femininity for me is Olivia Newton-John.
Whew!!! Its getting warm here....

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (0tfLf)

344 323 Oh, and F-You Federalist Society for Roberts and Kavanaugh. Two cowards for not taking Gee v. Planned Parenthood.

Roberts is destined to be the new Souter.

Too soon.

I'm sure Roberts is da squish, but we need two more years to see which way things swing.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:47 PM (8erNz)

345 Phoebe Cates is in my all-beautiful list, too

http://tinyurl.com/yb79gt3g

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 02:47 PM (39g3+)

346 My proof? https://tinyurl.com/y7dfy7uz

Posted by: Jackal at December 13, 2018 02:47 PM (DHWFk)

347 Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world...

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 02:47 PM (nAeGR)

348 329 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

THE ONE WHO PUTS UP WITH YOUR SHIT AND LOVES YOU ANYWAY.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2018 02:45 PM (d7Ww2)

So a dog? That would make the most beautiful woman a bitch. Ironic.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 02:47 PM (h5Df3)

349
The billionaire conservative donor Philip Anschutz, who owns Clarity Media, has also remained silent, leaving his employees without any sense of what might happen to their jobs.

Funny because I knew what was going to happen to their jobs two years ago.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 13, 2018 02:47 PM (TAmPV)

350 "THE ONE WHO PUTS UP WITH YOUR SHIT AND LOVES YOU ANYWAY.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2018 02:45 PM (d7Ww2) "

So like, my mom? :O

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:48 PM (oZ6kz)

351 My actual pick is Gemma Arterton.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2018 02:48 PM (/B2KC)

352 Denise Richards, in her prime.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 02:48 PM (J7rD2)

353 Where's my laptop charger?! I'm late for my Acela. Crap! My ass is too big for my Asness Chair in Applied Liberty. I'm stuck!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 13, 2018 02:43 PM (wKrVf)
Did you want more petite marshmallows in your hot cocoa?

Posted by: Jonah's Mom at December 13, 2018 02:48 PM (37IEG)

354 >>>Seriously, who is entertained by witnessing other people's faux metrosexual bro-flirting? How many new followers do they gain from these antics?
Posted by: zombie

one good effect I've had is that, since I started complaining about this, they use the Front Page method of tweeting this bullshit a lot less, and instead do the cutesy-bootsie stuff as normal replies to tweets (a way of tweeting that is not as prominent, as it doesn't appear in your Timeline, but only in the thread you're responding to).

But they're still doing it.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:48 PM (PbpT7)

355 My neighbor just me tickets to a Gary Joey show

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 02:48 PM (bQtop)

356 straight guys have sex with other guys for money, for gay porn.

It's still gay.
---
So are they...just in denial.

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2018 02:48 PM (vDqXW)

357 Is Pepsi okay?

No, Pepsi contains the preservative sodium benzoate, as opposed to the potassium benzoate in Coca-Cola products.

Pepsi actually just fixed this for most of its distribution, but sodium benzoate is still in a lot of condiments... and it fucks up your brain with ADD symptoms.

Posted by: wooga at December 13, 2018 02:48 PM (TmsKM)

358 And supposedly Keith Richards has stopped drinking.

Anyone checked that Seventh Seal recently?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM

Yea but there's enough chemicals and booze left in his system it will be 8 years before he's sober. He's like a walking narcotics patch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (nAeGR)

359 Mikey - It was Tariff Pikachu. I assume you're going to say "Who??" because even among our dwindling list of trolls he's a complete nobody.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)

360 Grace Kelly, 1970s Jacklyn Smith, Catherine Deneuve.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (JoUsr)

361 341 And supposedly Keith Richards has stopped drinking.

Anyone checked that Seventh Seal recently?

I remember getting to the high school library at 7AM in order to read the latest bit about Richards' having his blood flushed at a Swiss clinic.

That was in the Carter administration

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (8erNz)

362 Though I do agree Sophia Loren is pretty far up there. Also a woman who knew how to use her eyes.

Posted by: Jackal at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (DHWFk)

363 How about Scarlett Johansson or Kim Bassinger?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (68Tvj)

Way back when, I was told (twice!) that I looked like Kim Bassinger. So I'll allow it.

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (wMHPW)

364 And supposedly Keith Richards has stopped drinking.

Anyone checked that Seventh Seal recently?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (ycWCI)
+++++++++
Chevron 7 is locked in place. Does that count?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (68Tvj)

365 >>So are they...just in denial.

Balls Deep

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (oamI3)

366 I am an unsophisticate, so I will say Jennifer Connolly ca. The Rocketeer.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (HtLSE)

367 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

THE ONE WHO PUTS UP WITH YOUR SHIT AND LOVES YOU ANYWAY.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2018 02:45 PM (d7Ww2)

The entirety of marriage counseling in two sentences, good on ya', Nurse R!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (f3oO4)

368 359 Mikey - It was Tariff Pikachu. I assume you're going to say "Who??" because even among our dwindling list of trolls he's a complete nobody.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)

Was he Nationalist Pikachu with a new name?

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (7HtZB)

369 336 Why can I see Elon Musk having a "big Friday meeting". There something Wizzard of Oz about that guy and his company.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (nAeGR)

Whatever you think about Musk, he has a certain style. Oh, hey, let's launch my sports car out past Mars.

And he starts a car company.

He has a Model S.
A Model 3.
And a Model X.

Models S3X. The 3 was originally supposed to be an E.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (9VeU0)

370 y neighbor just me tickets to a Gary Joey show
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 02:48 PM (bQtop)

Who?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 02:50 PM (NFEMn)

371 Pheobe Cates

Gremlins or Date With an Angel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2018 02:50 PM (famYS)

372 >>.IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE ALSO HAVE A LOT OF STOCK JOKES AT THE HQ BUT WE'RE A CLOSE KNIT COMMUNITY AND NOT SOY BASED MEN ON TWITTER SUCKING EACH OTHER'S E-COCKS

yeah, it's less public, and the insider jokes are still actually jokes, not this cutesy-bootsie nonjoke stuff.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:50 PM (PbpT7)

373 "Posted by: ace at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (PbpT7)
"

I read this stuff online, as thank God I don't see it first hand. It seriously reminds me of teenage girl stuff that I hear so often.

Since when did this become a "man" thing? It sounds like it has more to do with weak egos stroking each other. It's another one of those "you jerk me, I'll jerk you but really, we're not gay" things.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2018 02:50 PM (VpIIl)

374 Maybe Dick Dale will do a guest number

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 02:50 PM (bQtop)

375 Grace Kelly, 1970s Jacklyn Smith, Catherine Deneuve.
=======

I was watching Charlie's Angels yesterday and it really hit me just how beautiful Jaclyn Smith was.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 13, 2018 02:50 PM (vg8iE)

376 One less welfare queen. By the way since real wide scale vote fraud was found in north carolina there have been no more threads on vote fraud!

Posted by: ramondo at December 13, 2018 02:50 PM (+2Idl)

377 So a dog? That would make the most beautiful woman a bitch. Ironic.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 02:47 PM

Well hell. My dog's name is Joe.
Suddenly feels icky all over.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:50 PM (0tfLf)

378 Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)

Ahh. I remember him from the Morning Report. He was trying to pick a fight and nobody responded. Must have frustrated the little guy to no end.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (hLRSq)

379 366 I am an unsophisticate, so I will say Jennifer Connolly ca. The Rocketeer.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (HtLSE)

== == == == ==
Oh yesss. Those tatas...

Posted by: Jackal at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (DHWFk)

380 DIE HARD IZ CHRISTMAS MOVIE

FIGHT ME IF YOU DISAGREE

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (PbpT7)

381 Ace,
Have you considered offering a position at AoSHQ to little Billy Kristol and his minions?
I think they would enjoy the rough-and-tumble world of real conservativism...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

382 Eva Mendes.

And thread.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (9VeU0)

383 Mika and Joey bag o donuts are the same sex.

Posted by: John Doe at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (WX+x0)

384 THE EMPIRE IZ THE GOOD GUYS

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (PbpT7)

385 Way back when, I was told (twice!) that I looked like Kim Bassinger. So I'll allow it.
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (wMHPW)

Pics?
You report. We Decide.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (NFEMn)

386 Gremlins or Date With an Angel?

If I said Paradise would that make me a pervert? I was her age at the time...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (39g3+)

387 352 Denise Richards, in her prime.

Ah yes, the glorious 22 weeks between November 7,1997 (Starship Troopers) and March 20,1998 (Wild Things). All down hill from there.

Posted by: wooga at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (TmsKM)

388 This internet post has been deemed irredeemably sexist, lookist and insensitive to Jonah Goldberg.

Henceforth all Google searches for "Ace of Spades HQ" will redirect to "Space of Hades Q."

Posted by: Google employee tranny with blue hair, nose ring and butt plug at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (DuAZ5)

389 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

THE ONE WHO PUTS UP WITH YOUR SHIT AND LOVES YOU ANYWAY.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2018 02:45 PM (d7Ww2)

Yeah, but that's her job. We're talking physical beauty, here. What's love got to do with it?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (3sjI6)

390 Jacklyn Smith, Catherine Deneuve.

Cheryl Ladd and Catherine Deneuve's sister.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (J7rD2)

391 Uh....Drudge headline: Bomb threats across America

???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)

392 Young Maggie Smith, or Inger Stevens.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (37IEG)

393 Mikey - It was Tariff Pikachu. I assume you're going to say "Who??" because even among our dwindling list of trolls he's a complete nobody.

Contrariwise, I believe he's the latest non-sequitur hat worn by BotulismShartsGooey.

If he had the self-awareness of a bonobo he'd take an ego-hit from having to come up with new name every time he maxes his high-limit tediousness card and gets banned.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (HtLSE)

394 "Was he Nationalist Pikachu with a new name?

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (7HtZB) "

I don't believe so - Nationalist Pikachu wasn't a troll.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (oZ6kz)

395 It galls me. MEN DO NOT DO THIS SHIT.

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These are the same type of men that make eye contact with other men at the adjacent urinal and strike up a conversation.

They have placed themselves beyond the bounds of society.

Posted by: Hooray for Boobies at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (SOgjZ)

396 That Punky Brewster was pretty hot.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (oamI3)

397 Sophia Loren
Claudia Cardinale
Natalie Wood
Candy Loving

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (NFEMn)

398 Are people talking about dogs? Here's a hundred more photos of mine... one of them is wearing a party hat.

So cute!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (wKrVf)

399 Uh....Drudge headline: Bomb threats across America
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It's the new Hands Across America

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 13, 2018 02:53 PM (vg8iE)

400 THE EMPIRE IZ THE GOOD GUYS

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (PbpT7)
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Retweet.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at December 13, 2018 02:53 PM (vDqXW)

401 Pheobe Cates

Gremlins or Date With an Angel?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2018 02:50 PM (famYS)

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Pool scene, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:53 PM (ffYR/)

402 Jennifer Connely is in Battle Angel Alita

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2018 02:53 PM (famYS)

403 Uh....Drudge headline: Bomb threats across America

Drudge is doing movie reviews?

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2018 02:53 PM (wMHPW)

404 366 I am an unsophisticate, so I will say Jennifer Connolly ca. The Rocketeer.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM

Jennifer Connolly is the kind of girl you take home to meet mom, if only you could trust dad.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:53 PM (0tfLf)

405 "THE EMPIRE IZ THE GOOD GUYS

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (PbpT7)"

CANDY CORN IS THE BEST HALLOWEEN CANDY #SORRYNOTSORRY

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 02:53 PM (oZ6kz)

406 391
Uh....Drudge headline: Bomb threats across America

???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)
Which I suppose I should take more seriously than 2 continuous years of threatening to depose my choice for President.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 02:53 PM (37IEG)

407 Uh....Drudge headline: Bomb threats across America

???
Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)

He's such an asshole

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM (NFEMn)

408 Nicole Kidman.

She defiles this entire discussion.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:44 PM (oamI3)

----------------

Right? Have you seen her lately? She has made some very bad cosmetic surgery choices.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:45 PM (ffYR/)

Well, the shelf life on that beauty thing is very short. I doubt if you saw Ingrid Bergman in her Depends, she wouldn't make the cut either.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM (3sjI6)

409 371 Pheobe Cates

Gremlins or Date With an Angel?

I will forever hate Kevin Kline with the flames of a thousand suns for HALO dropping in and taking Cates.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM (8erNz)

410 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE ALSO HAVE A LOT OF STOCK JOKES AT THE HQ BUT WE'RE A CLOSE KNIT COMMUNITY AND NOT SOY BASED MEN ON TWITTER SUCKING EACH OTHER'S E-COCKS

yeah, it's less public, and the insider jokes are still actually jokes, not this cutesy-bootsie nonjoke stuff.

Posted by: ace

This is an excellent analysis. I approve

Posted by: Dr. Amy fucking Bishop at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM (e1q4h)

411 Have you considered offering a position at AoSHQ to little Billy Kristol and his minions?
I think they would enjoy the rough-and-tumble world of real conservativism...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

LOL. We'd make them cry.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM (al6UK)

412 The worst fags are troll-fags.

Posted by: Minka at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM (hjaPQ)

413
Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

I love the women who are built like a brick shit house. So...
* drum roll *
Raquel Welsh in her prime. Damn.

Posted by: Newer Nic at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM (jYje5)

414 Uh....Drudge headline: Bomb threats across America

???
Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM

**********

He's been bombing for some time now.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:55 PM (0tfLf)

415 THE EMPIRE IZ THE GOOD GUYS

I was Empire in Star Wars Galaxies. The Empire was full of the YodaFan grognards and the Rebellion was full of LukeFan adolescent dipshits and adult griefers.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:55 PM (HtLSE)

416
Drudge headline: Bomb threats across America

Might make a good TV show title.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2018 02:55 PM (aKsyK)

417 I was watching Charlie's Angels yesterday and it really hit me just how beautiful Jaclyn Smith was.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 13, 2018 02:50 PM (vg8iE)
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Anyone else remember the rather suggestive commercial she did back in the day? Couldn't believe advertisers got way with it back then.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 13, 2018 02:55 PM (qC1Sy)

418 Helen of Troy

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 02:55 PM (J7rD2)

419 I will forever hate Kevin Kline with the flames of a thousand suns for HALO dropping in and taking Cates.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM (8erNz)

I know right when she was about to marry me, too.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2018 02:55 PM (9VeU0)

420 Somebody get Sarah Sanders a toy boat for the podium - and an eye-patch.

Posted by: DaveA at December 13, 2018 02:55 PM (FhXTo)

421 bicentennialguy: "I was watching Charlie's Angels yesterday and it really hit me just how beautiful Jaclyn Smith was."

If you say, "Charlie's Angels", I don't see the three chicks holding guns. I see Farah in her red swimsuit.

Still.

What an epic photo.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2018 02:55 PM (6eEQ+)

422 Uh....Drudge headline: Bomb threats across America

???
Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)

The headline links to a radio station's website in--get this-Lincoln, Nebraska.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 02:55 PM (NFEMn)

423 411
Have you considered offering a position at AoSHQ to little Billy Kristol and his minions?
I think they would enjoy the rough-and-tumble world of real conservativism...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

Barrel boys? On the good ship AOSHQ?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (37IEG)

424 Gary Hoey, Fargin fat thumbs and autocuomber

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (bQtop)

425 Bomb Threats Across America would be a good post-punk band name.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (HtLSE)

426 413
Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.

I love the women who are built like a brick shit house. So...
* drum roll *
Raquel Welsh in her prime. Damn.

Posted by: Newer Nic at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM

And....for the win....Ursala Andress.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (0tfLf)

427 btw, Ben Sasse is doing this puerile shit now too.

Another move is this: everyone puts on airs of being a sophisticate on twitter, usually by talking about food. So they'll mock-casually say something like "Sous-vide cooking is overrated, FIGHT ME if you disagree."

This is all just trying to flaunt a status they're not quite sure they actually have.

Some "men" engage in this kind of Foodie Flaunting, but then try to make it sound BUTCH by putting down vegetables.

Like Ben Sasse tweeted the other day that Kale Is Garbage or whatever. Something intended to be cute, funny, and indicative of his familiarity with the exotic food known as kale.

Which, btw, has not been exotic since 2006.

Or they'll go "THE BEST SALAD IS STEAK SALAD, HOLD THE LETTUCE," like they're doing the Ron Swanson thing, and talking about meat shows that you have a case of the NotGays.

But you're still taking about food. You know -- like a chick.

ANd it's not REAL discussions about food, which would be one thing -- a real conversation about this or that food or recipe is INFORMATIVE and interesting to those interested in that food or recipe.

It's just "joking" about what sophisticated NPCs we are.

Posting a recipe about food, or really arguing in favor of trying a food: GOOD

Making a stupid twitter joke that your favorite salad is Nachos because you're such a STRONG MAN: GAY

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (PbpT7)

428 411 LOL. We'd make them cry.
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM (al6UK)

I think anybody short of Schlichter would run away screaming within 15 minutes.

Schlichter would probably have torn most of our throats out with a bowie knife in 5.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (UnA8+)

429 Ace,
Have you considered offering a position at AoSHQ to little Billy Kristol and his minions?
I think they would enjoy the rough-and-tumble world of real conservativism...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

I can see Cap'n Kristal hawking AoS cookbooks on the sidewalk outside the Ace Towers Complex!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (f3oO4)

430 bicentennialguy: "I was watching Charlie's Angels yesterday and it really hit me just how beautiful Jaclyn Smith was."

Jaclyn Smith>>>>>Farrah Fawcett

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (NFEMn)

431 As you can see, I might have thought about this a little bit.

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (PbpT7)

432 Pheobe Cates

Gremlins or Date With an Angel?

--------------------

That blonde gal that played the angel was smoking hot.

Posted by: Hooray for Boobies at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (SOgjZ)

433 391 Uh....Drudge headline: Bomb threats across America

???
Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)

"Once Upon a Deadpool" isn't doing well

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2018 02:57 PM (7HtZB)

434 I don't know how much that job pays, but if you told me I could get a good salary by writing bullshit under the direction of Bill Kristol and Evan McMullin, I would rather live in a cardboard box under a highway overpass.

Posted by: Brewdog at December 13, 2018 02:57 PM (oNFAg)

435 Victoria Principal in 'The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean.' She was gorgeous in that.

SFW
https://tinyurl.com/ybsqo87j

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 13, 2018 02:57 PM (JoUsr)

436 Caroline Munro would be on my list too

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2018 02:57 PM (7HtZB)

437 I will forever hate Kevin Kline with the flames of a thousand suns for HALO dropping in and taking Cates.

Yeah, the rotten bastard. She still looks stunning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2018 02:57 PM (39g3+)

438 366 I am an unsophisticate, so I will say Jennifer Connolly ca. The Rocketeer.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (HtLSE)

This is actually a pretty good choice.

It is like picking 'favorite movie of all time or game or car'.

My choice would have to be late 70's early 80's Jane Seymour.

https://tinyurl.com/yaxz69yr

Thanks for playing guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (ycWCI)

439 >>Jaclyn Smith>>>>>Farrah Fawcett

Yep. Jaclyn was a 5. Farrah was only a 3.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (oamI3)

440 310: Carole Bouquet, Grace Kelly, Vivien Leigh, Dolores Costello (silent star and Drew Barrymore's granny), Linda Darnell, Gene Tierney and Marilyn

Posted by: CN at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (U7k5w)

441 420 Somebody get Sarah Sanders a toy boat for the podium - and an eye-patch.

Posted by: DaveA at December 13, 2018 02:55 PM (FhXTo)

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That would effectively confirm that someone in the press secretary's office lurks here. That or they're big Kurt Schlicter fans.

Posted by: Jackal at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (DHWFk)

442 Jonah Goldberg is to politics what Bill Simmons is to sports.

Both are too cute by half...

Posted by: browndog at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (bGMOs)

443 427 Posting a recipe about food, or really arguing in favor of trying a food: GOOD

Making a stupid twitter joke that your favorite salad is Nachos because you're such a STRONG MAN: GAY
Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (PbpT7)

I mean, at least I can admit my twitter account is a cesspit of ennui, misery, and arrested development (not the tv show), heh.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (UnA8+)

444 Bomb Threats Across America

Captain Marvel is out already?

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (BXMxN)

445 418
Helen of Troy

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 02:55 PM (J7rD2)
that bitch burned our topless towers!

Posted by: Illium at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (37IEG)

446 Have you considered offering a position at AoSHQ to little Billy Kristol and his minions?
I think they would enjoy the rough-and-tumble world of real conservativism...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2018 02:51 PM (wYseH)

LOL. We'd make them cry.
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM

I can only imagine KKristal having a conversation with Charlie Brown's Dildo. Although he's not @ Weakly Standud. Imagine George Will quoting this blog. Bespectacled bow tied but boy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (nAeGR)

447 425 Bomb Threats Across America would be a good post-punk band name.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM

I can see a tv special where they play the second release of all the one hit wonder bands.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (0tfLf)

448 Yep. Jaclyn was a 5. Farrah was only a 3.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (oamI3)
+++++++++
But they're all 1s.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (68Tvj)

449 419 I will forever hate Kevin Kline with the flames of a thousand suns for HALO dropping in and taking Cates.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM (8erNz)

I know right when she was about to marry me, too.

It doesn't matter. He just did it, and he deserves to burn in hell for it. Or something like that.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (8erNz)

450 Veronica Lake

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (BXMxN)

451 Kelly Preston, Diane Lane - the ultimate classic beauties.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (J7rD2)

452 Ben Sasse tweeted the other day that Kale Is Garbage or whatever

------

Old and busted: Kale

New hotness: Rainbow Chard

If you disagree, you're a communist!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (AzW6q)

453 bicentennialguy: "I was watching Charlie's Angels yesterday and it really hit me just how beautiful Jaclyn Smith was."

Jaclyn Smith>>>>>Farrah Fawcett
Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (NFEMn)

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Cheryl Ladd>>>>>>Jaclyn Smith>>>>>Farrah Fawcett

Although they were all beautiful.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (ffYR/)

454 369 336 Why can I see Elon Musk having a "big Friday meeting". There something Wizzard of Oz about that guy and his company.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 02:46 PM (nAeGR)

I see him as being a short trip from Bond Villain. He was the Left's golden boy until he had nice words for Trump, and he's probably seen how fickle their "love" is.

As the Deep State tries to stymie his operations, instead of funding them as they once did, I can see him getting angry. "Foiled at every turn by petty, officious, corrupt bureaucrats. I can't do it without your approval? Try to stop me! I'll launch a car at the IRS!"

Bond, now free of the obligatory slow-acting deathtrap. "Wait, you're after the IRS?" *starts doing a mime act* "Curse your forcefields, Musk!"

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (J+mig)

455 I thought "Something bad is going to happen" is the adjective we use for every Friday

-
And we're always right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)

456 I don't know about most beautiful, but contemporaneously hot: Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler.

She aged quite well on screen.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (6eEQ+)

457 429 I can see Cap'n Kristal hawking AoS cookbooks on the sidewalk outside the Ace Towers Complex!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (f3oO4)

Only if he wears an oversized chef hat and an apron that says "KISS THE CUCK".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (UnA8+)

458 438 366 I am an unsophisticate, so I will say Jennifer Connolly ca. The Rocketeer.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (HtLSE)

This is actually a pretty good choice.

It is like picking 'favorite movie of all time or game or car'.

My choice would have to be late 70's early 80's Jane Seymour.

https://tinyurl.com/yaxz69yr

Thanks for playing guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (ycWCI)

Cyd Cherise... in the running IMO.

Posted by: Don Q at December 13, 2018 03:00 PM (NgKpN)

459 A: the next one.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 13, 2018 03:00 PM (Ndje9)

460 438 366 I am an unsophisticate, so I will say Jennifer Connolly ca. The Rocketeer.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 02:49 PM (HtLSE)

This is actually a pretty good choice.

It is like picking 'favorite movie of all time or game or car'.

My choice would have to be late 70's early 80's Jane Seymour.

https://tinyurl.com/yaxz69yr

Thanks for playing guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (ycWCI)

===========
Now that's a lady who somehow has managed to age like Scotch...

Posted by: Jackal at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (DHWFk)

461 "Something Bad Is Going to Happen on Friday"
..........

The butt pirates are going to board the cuck cruise?

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (HgMAr)

462 Bespectacled bow tied but boy!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 02:58 PM (nAeGR)

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Any self-professed "conservative" who wears a bow tie or fedora needs to be fitted for an iron mask.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (AzW6q)

463 Surf music rules, Dick Dale And Gary Hoey

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (bQtop)

464 Democrats: Give me all your money and all your freedom. And open the borders, stupid white boy!

Republicans: Give me half your money and all your freedom. And open the borders. Highball time!

Big difference.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (koNhm)

465 Veronica Lake, she was such a treat in 'I Married a Witch' as Jennifer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (famYS)

466 And....for the win....Ursala Andress.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (0tfLf)
She who must be obeyed!

Posted by: Illium at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (37IEG)

467 454>>>

Re : Musk.

It's funny. Originally, they all turned against him because he got on Zuckerfuck's bad side.

And now they're not particularly fond of Zuckerfuck either.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (UnA8+)

468 Well,George Will would like that we don't wear jeans.Of course,we don't wear pants at all...

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (BXMxN)

469 You're all just throwing out names. The requirement was to show your work!

Posted by: not enough F's to go around at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (sZRzw)

470 Sharon Tate

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (JoUsr)

471 "Something Bad Is Going to Happen on Friday"

..........

The butt pirates are going to board the cuck cruise?

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (HgMAr)

======
The Butt Pirates are already in the cabins.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 13, 2018 03:02 PM (pw+jk)

472 Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (UnA8+)

Poetry, sheer poetry!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 13, 2018 03:02 PM (f3oO4)

473 I love the women who are built like a brick shit house. So...
* drum roll *
Raquel Welsh in her prime. Damn.

Posted by: Newer Nic at December 13, 2018 02:54 PM

And....for the win....Ursala Andress.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM

Razor thin margin between the two when it comes to build. If it was possible to wear out a CD pausing the exact moment when an ostensibly naked Ursula steps out of the decontamination shower in 'Dr. No' those pixels would have worn clean off a couple decades ago.

Posted by: Newer Nic at December 13, 2018 03:02 PM (jYje5)

474 nly if he wears an oversized chef hat and an apron that says "KISS THE CUCK".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (UnA8+)
Wearing a sandwich board and ringing a hand bell.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 03:02 PM (37IEG)

475 >> The requirement was to show your work!

Thank God Pete isn't here.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 03:02 PM (oamI3)

476 Janet Leigh is also a good pick I often forget. I'd overlooked her somewhat due to not watching Little Women or whatever more than once, but then saw her in Columbo - Forgotten Lady with a mature eye and mind. Mein Gott, what a presence, even older.

Awesome to stay married to (a wholly different scale), Myrna Loy rates really high, but also not because my grandmother is almost a clone of her and that gets weird.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 03:03 PM (HtLSE)

477 "Its a Christmas Miracle."

You asked for a miracle? I give you the NTI! (Never Trump Idiots)

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2018 03:03 PM (OjnQU)

478 Wow. Someone with absolutely no factual basis to write what he wrote:
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It wasn't supposed to be like this. The modern presidency is the framers' worst nightmare, a flatly unconstitutional concentration of power. As the Trump era has made abundantly clear, the office itself—its size, scope, and prominence in American life—is the driving force of dysfunction in our politics.

http://tinyurl.com/y7xbo7aw
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That's why the founders wrote "The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America."

Do you know what "executive power" means?! It means anything that isn't about *making* laws or *adjudicating* them is VESTED in the President--the power to actually RUN the government is VESTED in the President, asshole!

You're a know-nothing noise-maker.

And the news cycle is a product of Trump Derangement. Please, see the rapist.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at December 13, 2018 03:03 PM (vDqXW)

479 Any self-professed "conservative" who wears a bow tie or fedora needs to be fitted for an iron mask.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (AzW6q)

Yeah, good thing Tucker grew up.

Posted by: Don Q at December 13, 2018 03:03 PM (NgKpN)

480 +1 on Veronica Lake. Also, a soul stealing ginger.

Posted by: Jackal at December 13, 2018 03:03 PM (DHWFk)

481 People who say I'm a cheap-ass whore just don't understand the intensity of my needs.

Yeah. I have needs.

Posted by: John Roberts at December 13, 2018 03:03 PM (hjaPQ)

482 >>>470 Sharon Tate
Posted by: Lady in Black

I saw her in a Matt Helm movie. She was super-cute.

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 03:03 PM (PbpT7)

483 "As you can see, I might have thought about this a little bit.

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (PbpT7) "

BRO DO YOU EVEN BECHAMEL? MOTHER SAUCES MORE LIKE MOTHERFUCKING GOOD SAUCES #AMIRITE #FOODIE

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 03:04 PM (oZ6kz)

484 So, the bomb threats are form letters?
Gawd, event he terrorists are getting lazy nowadays.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 03:04 PM (0tfLf)

485 it is gin-thirty. Huzzah! Catch you overweight drunk couch potatoes on the flip-side.

Posted by: Zod at December 13, 2018 03:04 PM (Bdeb0)

486 Everyone in politics or the media are on the take, or are being driven out. Most people are so oblivious they don't notice. Maybe this country does not deserve to continue. It's a special combination of corrupt and stupid. If doom comes, the one comfort is to perceive that it is deserved.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2018 03:04 PM (/qEW2)

487 Veronica Lake

http://zedisred.blogspot.com/2011/01/veronica-lake-peek-boo-pinup-of.html

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2018 03:04 PM (BXMxN)

488 And supposedly Keith Richards has stopped drinking.

Anyone checked that Seventh Seal recently?

-
At first I thought he'd probably seen himself in a mirror but then I thought would reflection in show in a mirror?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2018 03:04 PM (+y/Ru)

489 For the musical accompaniment to the actual notice of the demise of The Weakly SubStandard, may I suggest Steam and "Hey, Hey Goodbye"

Posted by: rd at December 13, 2018 03:04 PM (fc49N)

490 The requirement was to show your work!
---
NSFW: https://www.tinyurl.com/meandyourwife

Posted by: The Paolo at December 13, 2018 03:05 PM (vDqXW)

491 486 Everyone in politics or the media are on the take, or are being driven out. Most people are so oblivious they don't notice. Maybe this country does not deserve to continue. It's a special combination of corrupt and stupid. If doom comes, the one comfort is to perceive that it is deserved.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2018 03:04 PM (/qEW2)

Corrupt, Stupid, and Cowardly.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 03:05 PM (UnA8+)

492 That's some classy side boob.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 03:05 PM (oamI3)

493 Hedy Lamarr, Cyd Charisse ... and the girl who blew Cyd Charisse off the screen in Two Weeks in Another Town: Dalia Lahvi

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 03:05 PM (J7rD2)

494 Its SMOD thats going to happen, I just know it.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2018 03:05 PM (/rm4P)

495 "Any self-professed "conservative" who wears a bow tie or fedora needs to be fitted for an iron mask.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (AzW6q) "

It's true - when Tucker Carlson dropped the bow-tie he instantly got less cucky and started kicking SJW ass.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)

496 DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE

===============

You read today's column!

Posted by: The Morning Dolt at December 13, 2018 03:05 PM (76Nxz)

497 >>>and the girl who blew Cyd Charisse off the screen in Two Weeks in Another Town: Dalia Lahvi

she was in the Woody Allen/David Niven Casino Royale

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 03:06 PM (PbpT7)

498 BRO DO YOU EVEN BECHAMEL? MOTHER SAUCES MORE LIKE MOTHERFUCKING GOOD SAUCES #AMIRITE #FOODIE
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 03:04 PM (oZ6kz)

-------

You disgust me.

Blond roux is the only roux. Bechamel is for suckers.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 13, 2018 03:06 PM (AzW6q)

499 Bulwark?

Well, they got the first half right I suppose.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2018 03:06 PM (m45I2)

500

ABC's big, pricey Conners gamble appears to have paid off. TVLine has learned exclusively that the Alphabet net is eyeing a second season of the Roseanne spinoff, with preliminary talks underway between the network and the series' primary on-camera players, including John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf, Sara Gilbert and Lecy Goranson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2018 03:07 PM (aKsyK)

501
That's why the founders wrote "The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America."

Do you know what "executive power" means?! It means anything that isn't about *making* laws or *adjudicating* them is VESTED in the President--the power to actually RUN the government is VESTED in the President, asshole!

You're a know-nothing noise-maker.

And the news cycle is a product of Trump Derangement. Please, see the rapist.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at December 13, 2018 03:03 PM (vDqXW)

Wow, he really could be our guy.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 03:07 PM (h5Df3)

502 Did we somehow go from talking about homo erotic displays and the most beautiful woman of all time to gravy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

503 jacqueline bisset

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuoUlCmgpho

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 03:08 PM (PbpT7)

504
Raquel Welsh or Ursula Andress?

Indistinguishable.

https://cache.moviestillsdb.com
/sm/721b1af5781c542e4597289b0bd4cd97/one-million-years-
bc.jpg

Posted by: Newer Nic at December 13, 2018 03:08 PM (jYje5)

505 Any self-professed "conservative" who wears a bow tie or fedora needs to be fitted for an iron mask.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (AzW6q)

Yeah, good thing Tucker grew up.
Posted by: Don Q

Fedora, tres cool. Trilby, meh.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 03:08 PM (ftdxp)

506 jacqueline bisset

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuoUlCmgpho
Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 03:08 PM (PbpT7)

Totally agree

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 03:08 PM (NFEMn)

507 Raquel Welsh or Ursula Andress?

Indistinguishable

Ursala Undress.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 03:08 PM (ftdxp)

508 BRO DO YOU EVEN BECHAMEL? MOTHER SAUCES MORE LIKE MOTHERFUCKING GOOD SAUCES #AMIRITE #FOODIE
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 03:04 PM (oZ6kz)

Anyone know a good Pho place around here? It's been forever since I've had decent Pho.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 13, 2018 03:09 PM (KUaJL)

509 Bill Kristol

Don't put on the red light

Put on the red light

Posted by: Sting at December 13, 2018 03:09 PM (l4EE1)

510 They're going to announce the cancellation of the Cuck Cruise? Nooooo!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2018 02:02 PM (ptqGC)
...........

Where do I call for my refund?

Posted by: John Kasich - now with more Stubborn Belly Fat at December 13, 2018 03:09 PM (HgMAr)

511 Steve and Cold Bear: "Everyone in politics or the media are on the take..."

I don't begrudge one making a living writing about beliefs and philosophies as long as they are true and honest about it. It's the grifting that isn't just immoral; it's essentially fraudulent and criminal.

Those are the hacks that need ostracizing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2018 03:09 PM (6eEQ+)

512 jacqueline bisset

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 03:08 PM (PbpT7)

Definitely, yes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 03:09 PM (J7rD2)

513 Any self-professed "conservative" who wears a bow tie or fedora needs to be fitted for an iron mask.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (AzW6q)

Y U B hatin' on Stacy McCain ?

Posted by: Adriane the Habadashry Critic ... at December 13, 2018 03:09 PM (LPnfS)

514 502 Did we somehow go from talking about homo erotic displays and the most beautiful woman of all time to gravy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

Nah its just the cuck socks.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 03:09 PM (h5Df3)

515 -
--
Any self-professed "conservative" who wears a bow tie or fedora needs to be fitted for an iron mask.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2018 03:01 PM (AzW6q)

----------------------------------

Actually, an iron mask would be a pretty cool look.

Posted by: irright at December 13, 2018 03:09 PM (pMGkg)

516 raquel welsh?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:10 PM (MTjB1)

517 Liz Hurley

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 03:10 PM (NFEMn)

518 >>jacqueline bisset

Seen and raised.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M9Nm8wiC8U

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2018 03:10 PM (/tuJf)

519 502 Did we somehow go from talking about homo erotic displays and the most beautiful woman of all time to gravy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

OK.

What woman, living or dead, would you most want to smother with beef gravy?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 03:10 PM (UnA8+)

520 Gravy!
On the most beautiful women of all time.

The mind boggles.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 03:10 PM (37IEG)

521 I've snogged all the ladies you gents have mentioned, for the record.

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 13, 2018 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

522 Dick Dale made sure everyone thought he was the best they ever heard. They never hear anyone else after him because they are now deaf, so he has that going for him.

Posted by: Avenger at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (70ScF)

523 Liz Hurley
Posted by: JoeF. at D

no

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (MTjB1)

524 eva greene is a fucking inferno

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (PbpT7)

525 "Something Bad Is Going to Happen on Friday"

The boat payment is due.
The name "Police State Gazette" was already taken.
Jonah's new book comes out: "Defending Democracy Together With Liberal Fascists".
Soros is making a donation...of stolen Nazi art.
Fred Barnes woke up from his coma and he's pissed.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (Ndje9)

526 Kelly Preston, Diane Lane - the ultimate classic beauties.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM

Oooh, good calls.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (nAeGR)

527 >>Seen and raised.

TMI, man.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (oamI3)

528 What woman, living or dead, would you most want to smother with beef gravy?
=========

Hillary Clinton. Right before lowering her into a den of bears.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (vg8iE)

529 the Alphabet net is eyeing a second season of the Roseanne spinoff,

I kind of suspect they're on pure contrary spite momentum, actually. Like a teenager who threw out mom's breakfast and failed at making toast now putting the toaster in the dishwasher because "SEE MOM I'M AN ADULT AND KNOW STUFF".

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (HtLSE)

530 Ava Gardner with Hollandaise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

531 or the musical accompaniment to the actual notice of the demise of The Weakly SubStandard, may I suggest Steam and "Hey, Hey Goodbye"

Posted by: rd

The Long and Winding Road ...

Posted by: Adriane the Habadashry Critic ... at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (LPnfS)

532 521 I've snogged all the ladies you gents have mentioned, for the record.
Posted by: Sean Connery at December 13, 2018 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

Red Diapers and a Bandolier...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (UnA8+)

533 You just said Liz Hurley because she's a compact version of Jacqueline Bisset.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (37IEG)

534 What woman, living or dead, would you most want to smother with beef gravy?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 13, 2018 03:10 PM (UnA8+)

I've made my choice.

*stares at Jane Seymour*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (ycWCI)

535 Liz Hurley
Posted by: JoeF. at D

no

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM

Yes. She looks better at 50 than many 25 year olds do.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (nAeGR)

536 I've snogged all the ladies you gents have mentioned, for the record.

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 13, 2018 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

Which brings up the one I would put at the very top of the list:

Catherine Zeta Jones

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (J7rD2)

537 I've snogged all the ladies you gents have mentioned, for the record.
Posted by: Sean Connery

Covered in gravy?

TREBECK'S mother!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (ftdxp)

538 UM CMON GUYS IT'S NOT GRAVY, IT'S VELOUTE

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (oZ6kz)

539 Which brings up the one I would put at the very top of the list:

Catherine Zeta Jones
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at D

oh hell no

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (MTjB1)

540 529 I suspect Disney kept Kathleen Kennedy on out of pure spite.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (BXMxN)

541 "Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (vg8iE)
"

Close the thread and make it a memorial. I just died from laughter.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2018 03:13 PM (VpIIl)

542 Liz Hurley
Posted by: JoeF. at D

no
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:11 PM (MTjB1)

Yes. Absolutely.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 03:13 PM (NFEMn)

543 Elizabeth Hurley and Eva Green are both good choices. Wrong, but good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 03:13 PM (ycWCI)

544 Helen of Troy.
Work: The Iliad

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2018 03:13 PM (h5Df3)

545 TREBECK'S mother!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (ftdxp)
The day is mine Trebeck!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 03:13 PM (37IEG)

546 CSJ is hot but I don't know if she's on the list of the HOTTEST EVER

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 03:13 PM (PbpT7)

547 372 >>.IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE ALSO HAVE A LOT OF STOCK JOKES AT THE HQ BUT WE'RE A CLOSE KNIT COMMUNITY AND NOT SOY BASED MEN ON TWITTER SUCKING EACH OTHER'S E-COCKS

yeah, it's less public, and the insider jokes are still actually jokes, not this cutesy-bootsie nonjoke stuff.

Posted by: ace

One of my gay friends told me, once in a moment of candor, that gay men have a lot more sex than straight men because "there's no one around to say No." In other words, all young men are horny; the straight ones would fuck every girl they see, given half a chance -- but they generally don't get that chance, because it is the girls who put on the brakes and say "No" (or at least fail to say "Yes"). But the gay guys are all looking at each other lustfully and they're all in "Yes" mode all the time, so sexual activity occurs pretty much at the drop of a hat, nonstop -- since no one in the relationship is is ever in female "No" mode.

That's what's going on with these gay-ish twitter flirts -- everyone is essentially gay (in spirit at least, if not in practice), so there's no one around to stop them having Twitter sex at the slightest provocation.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2018 03:13 PM (c+2jX)

548 Zeta Jones is kooky. Guy rules

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM (VpIIl)

549 What woman, living or dead, would you most want to smother with beef gravy?
=========

Hillary Clinton. Right before lowering her into a den of bears.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

Dropping off on the African savanna.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM (ftdxp)

550 I suspect Disney kept Kathleen Kennedy on out of pure spite.

Naw, it was her stellar body of work since Temple of Doom, believe me.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM (HtLSE)

551 Yes. She looks better at 50 than many 25 year olds do.
Posted by: Minnfidel at D

that just tells you there are lots of ugly 25 year olds.

she really has not aged well. gotten to the point where would you rather her or hugh grant is almost a coin toss. whou would win miss uk is a coin toss.

how long until I find out she reads the blog regularly?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM (MTjB1)

552 oh hell no

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (MTjB1)

You said "No" to Liz Hurley and Catherine Zeta Jones, which puts you in the "Questionable" category

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM (J7rD2)

553
Dropping off on the African savanna.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM (ftdxp)
I saw that movie - is she the one they wrap in clay and cook over the fire?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM (37IEG)

554 You just said Liz Hurley because she's a compact version of Jacqueline Bisset.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (37IEG)

The video ace linked to with Jacqueline Bisset made me notice the similarity, yes.
But I always liked both.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM (NFEMn)

555 Hey fuck you man, we don't want anything to do with Hillary either.

Posted by: Burly hairy gay men at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (oZ6kz)

556 Dick Dale rules

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (bQtop)

557 I've made my choice.

*stares at Jane Seymour*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (ycWCI)

----------------

Great choice. Still beautiful today.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (ffYR/)

558 Brigitte Bardo. Serious Wood Material.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (2LelM)

559 7 The Weekly Standard shall now be called The Weekly Fried Chicken Fart.

Hikaru at December 13, 2018 01:54 PM (UnA8+)

...........

Is that what KFC is selling? The Weekly Fried Chicken Fart rolled up as yule logs?

Posted by: Smaug at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (iF4iV)

560 CAN U IMAGIN A RUGALAH SALAD? GET IT??? A RUGULAH SALAD. LIKE THE COOKIE.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (ZejZP)

561 POLITICO
@politico
"I'd be lying if I didn't say I was worried about this place," outgoing Sen. Claire McCaskill said in her farewell address, adding the Senate is "no longer the world's greatest deliberative body."

-
Well, now that you're gone maybe things will pick up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (+y/Ru)

562 Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2018 03:13 PM (c+2jX)

Go to the head of the class.

Posted by: AIDS at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (70ScF)

563 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever... show your work.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 13, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

Uma Thurman's feet!

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (/qEW2)

564 You said "No" to Liz Hurley and Catherine Zeta Jones, which puts you in the "Questionable" category
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM (J7rD2)

And the, your Honor, it started to get really nasty...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (ycWCI)

565 >>Dick Dale rules

Watching him melt picks is humbling.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (oamI3)

566 Yes. Absolutely.
Posted by: JoeF. at D

you doing this on dial up? google something recent.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (MTjB1)

567 Liz Hurley is still stunning. I ran into her in Europe.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2018 03:15 PM (VpIIl)

568 Can't believe I forgot about Eva Green! Yeah, she's a smouldering beauty.

Posted by: Jackal at December 13, 2018 03:16 PM (DHWFk)

569 How about hottest mother-daughter pair?

It's gonna be hard to beat Jayne Mansfield and Mariska Hargitay.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 03:16 PM (oZ6kz)

570 Ace, promise we still get the little cruise ship icons.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2018 03:16 PM (HgMAr)

571 554
You just said Liz Hurley because she's a compact version of Jacqueline Bisset.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 03:12 PM (37IEG)

The video ace linked to with Jacqueline Bisset made me notice the similarity, yes.

But I always liked both.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM (NFEMn)
Ditto - the reason I pointed it out was because you beat me to the mention of Liz Hurley.
I fell in lust with Bisset after "Airport"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 03:16 PM (37IEG)

572 502 Did we somehow go from talking about homo erotic displays and the most beautiful woman of all time to gravy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

Russian bots, duh!

Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic ... at December 13, 2018 03:16 PM (LPnfS)

573 Elizabeth Hurley and Eva Green are both good choices. Wrong, but good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 13, 2018 03:13 PM (ycWCI)

Saw Eva Green nude in an otherwise forgettable French movie.
What a body. Wow.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 03:16 PM (NFEMn)

574 Dick Dale rules

I think this deserves seconding, so seconded.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 03:16 PM (HtLSE)

575 oh and Kate Beckingsale. Not only more beautiful in person, but an Oxford grad. Just a charming person

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2018 03:16 PM (VpIIl)

576 7 Raquel Welsh or Ursula Andress?

Indistinguishable

Ursala Undress.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 03:08 PM

*********

The scene that sent thousands of young men to their bedrooms.

https://tinyurl.com/y9u9zcnm

Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2018 03:17 PM (0tfLf)

577 Yes. Absolutely.
Posted by: JoeF. at D

try to find something of liz hurley that was photo shopped less than an iranian stealth fighter flying over jerusalem.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:17 PM (MTjB1)

578 Voting for Jacqueline Bisset, did it for me as a teenager, and she isn't much older than me is my guess.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2018 03:17 PM (/rm4P)

579 she really has not aged well. gotten to the point where would you rather her or hugh grant is almost a coin toss. whou would win miss uk is a coin toss.

how long until I find out she reads the blog regularly?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM

GTFO. Liz is stunning. I can't help it that you voted for Huma Weiner bud.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2018 03:17 PM (nAeGR)

580
Brigitte Bardot

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 13, 2018 03:17 PM (TAmPV)

581 Nood. I was gonna say "nood boy scouts" but I didn't want to get Bill Kristol too excited.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 13, 2018 03:18 PM (oZ6kz)

582 >>>570 Ace, promise we still get the little cruise ship icons.

oh yeah, I keep forgetting!!!

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 03:18 PM (PbpT7)

583 The lady that Trump paid who wasn't Stormy is ultra-hot.

Now, THAT'S my President.

Posted by: Avenger at December 13, 2018 03:18 PM (70ScF)

584 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2018 03:18 PM (ftdxp)

585 Ditto - the reason I pointed it out was because you beat me to the mention of Liz Hurley.
I fell in lust with Bisset after "Airport"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 03:16 PM (37IEG)
She looked exquisite in everything. Even in Bullitt, which is basically a cameo.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 03:18 PM (NFEMn)

586 Who is the most beautiful Woman ever...
...........

Why, Big Mooch of course, or so I've been told many, many times.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2018 03:18 PM (HgMAr)

587 "Brigitte Bardot "
If I can't enjoy lamb chops with the person, they're off the list.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2018 03:18 PM (VpIIl)

588 you know raquel welch is still the bomb because when you type raquel into google it autofills her name.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:18 PM (MTjB1)

589 That's what's going on with these gay-ish twitter flirts -- everyone is essentially gay (in spirit at least, if not in practice), so there's no one around to stop them having Twitter sex at the slightest provocation.

OMFG that image needs to be carved out of my brain with a rusty spoon stat!

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2018 03:18 PM (OjnQU)

590 I kinda went off of Liz Hurley too. When she was first on the scene, she was my top It girl. Then for whatever reason I just stopped thinking she was all that.

Posted by: ace the cutesy-bootsie homoerotic NPC at December 13, 2018 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

591 Hah - I've got it...let me go look....
LucianaPaluzzi -
#10 on the bond girl list.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2018 03:19 PM (37IEG)

592 580
Brigitte Bardot
----------------
I got so excited that I forget the t.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 13, 2018 03:19 PM (2LelM)

593 "I'd be lying if I didn't say I was worried about this place," outgoing Sen. Claire McCaskill said in her farewell address

This is hilarious if you imagine this in an Alzheimers cat-lady-being-taken-to-the-home voice. Like, gram-gram is worried about who'll take care of Bitsy (gone for 20 years) and her little sons (who are now 46 and 52).

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 13, 2018 03:20 PM (HtLSE)

594 Orange county doesn't have much, but we have surf music

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 03:20 PM (bQtop)

595 your circulation is less than Model Railroader's

Hey, MR is high circulation in the model train universe. Is their circulation smaller than Classic Toy Trains?

(MR is focused on the H0 and smaller universe. CTT focuses more on the 0 and S scale worlds.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 13, 2018 03:20 PM (nTBtw)

596
how long until I find out she reads the blog regularly?

yankeefifth at December 13, 2018 03:14 PM (MTjB1)

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You know I know people, right?

Posted by: Sarah Sanders at December 13, 2018 03:21 PM (iF4iV)

597 bicentennialguy: "I was watching Charlie's Angels yesterday and it really hit me just how beautiful Jaclyn Smith was."

Jaclyn Smith>>>>>Farrah Fawcett

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2018 02:56 PM (NFEMn)

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Cheryl Ladd>>>>>>Jaclyn Smith>>>>>Farrah Fawcett

Although they were all beautiful.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 13, 2018 02:59 PM (ffYR/)
Kate Jackson says, "ahem".

Posted by: Quint at December 13, 2018 03:21 PM (n13/j)

598 Gina Lolabrigada

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 03:22 PM (bQtop)

599 Orange county doesn't have much, but we have surf music

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 03:20 PM (bQtop)
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You some real orange housewives, too. I've seen 'em on TV.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2018 03:22 PM (HgMAr)

600 Things I thought I'd never say: Go, Nanzi!

Pelosi's Choice: Nancy willing to keep U.S. "government closed forever" before she'll fund border wall.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2018 03:23 PM (+y/Ru)

601
I hate that these jokes are just automated. This is NPC shit. This is a straight-up branching-tree conversation-simulator script.
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You know google paid doctors to wear the google glass thing so they could study patient interactions and diagnostic decisions to build a doctor AI.

Pretty sure they are working on automating everything they want to control, like say, punditry. Sure Kristol is a robot already, but he'll break down sooner than a real robot and need replacing.

Posted by: In all seriouness at December 13, 2018 03:25 PM (zHF3I)

602 Orange County and much more of CA used to be Reagan Country, Nixon Country, heck, even Pete Wilson Country. Now, the Republicans there are extinguished like the Etruscans. The thing Trump got the most right, and few R's have over the last few decades, is the need to plow into new areas, not rely on those that are lost.

Posted by: Quint at December 13, 2018 03:28 PM (n13/j)

603 The orange county housewives live like 7 miles from me

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 03:31 PM (bQtop)

604 But I live closer to the ocean, suck that bitches

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 13, 2018 03:33 PM (bQtop)

605 Ahoy!

All hands on deck!

That is all.

Posted by: cpurick at December 13, 2018 04:31 PM (nawZ+)

606 I mean, "All cucks on deck!", lol

Posted by: cpurick at December 13, 2018 04:32 PM (nawZ+)

607 Maybe the Boy Scouts can bail them out. No? How about the Roman Catholic Church? There are plenty of similarly "conservative" organizations available for this kind of thing, right?

Posted by: RobM1981 at December 13, 2018 04:34 PM (irwM1)

608 "Something Bad Is Going to Happen on Friday"

Depends on your point of view, really.

Posted by: OCBill at December 13, 2018 04:54 PM (df+Zi)

609 Sykes has some (but not much) money to toss into that hat, fwiw. He's pretty close to Hayes (also a Milwaukee guy).

And you can bet that Paul Ryan will be a "friendly" to those guys, as will Tommy Thompson, ex-Gov. of Wisconsin and HHS Sec'y and notorious Big Gummint Tax-and-Spend (and bond like crazy) guy.

Posted by: dad29 at December 13, 2018 05:43 PM (7Kti7)

610 You can open any issue of TWS in your browser. When it asks for a password, just cancel and reload the page. Then it won't ask.

Posted by: MikeN at December 13, 2018 07:20 PM (o/eHL)

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