UK University Demands that Comedians Sign Contract Guaranteeing a Humor Safe Space

Not unbelievable.

"Attached is a short behavioural agreement form that we will ask for you to sign on the day to avoid problems," wrote Fisayo Eniolorunda, the club's event organizer, in an email to Kisin and four other comedians sent Sunday.

"This comedy night... aims to provide a safe space for everyone to share and listen to Comedy," states the behavioral agreement form. "This contract has been written to ensure an environment where joy, love, and acceptance are reciprocated by all."

"By signing this contract, you are agreeing to our no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism."

Biphobia?

"All topics must be presented in a way that is respectful and kind. It does not mean that these topics can not be discussed. But, it must be done in a respectful and non-abusive way," the agreement added.

Kisin told PJ Media that he initially "couldnít believe it."

Here's a question which I think is worth discussing: Have we reached "Peak SJW," which means the high point of SJW Neo-Puritanism for Mutants, but also means the point at which it declines?

I have not thought we hit this point at which people regain their sanity before. That might have been a big difference between me and various cucks, who always told themselves "This too will pass, mustn't say anything too imprudent about the current situation, just offer occasional jibes about SJW excesses and sometimes a Sternly Worded Essay," whereas I saw this as a growing and very serious threat that showed no signs of abating. Quite the opposite.

For some reason, though, now I'm open to the possibility that we might be on the verge of a fight-back, and that we might be living in the Last Days of NPC Mobs.

Was the Kevin Hart mob-hunt a scalp too far? Was attacking athletes for routine tweets -- boys calling their friends "fags" -- when they were 14 or 15 years old too far?

Look at these sanctimonious Neo-Puritans piously telling us the athletes brought it on themselves by being... children at one point:





The reporters are claiming that the athletes did this to themselves because of course if someone said "fag" when he was 14, then it's newsworthy.

Really? When did that become newsworthy?

Is it newsworthy if a female reporter at USAToday tends to sleep with men on her first date or non-date? If a semi-prominent online "reporter" has a big and well-known coke habit, why isn't that also news?

If we're not exercising any level of discrimination between what is newsworthy and what is not newsworthy, why are reporters' secrets secret?

If everything is "newsworthy," then let the reporters' secrets flow.

These media companies actually have people on staff whose primary job it is to dig up social media embarrassments of anybody and scalp them. That's Buzzfeed Andrew's job at CNN. And that's also Oliver Darcy's job there -- well, his is partly that, partly joining up with left-wing pressure groups to pressure companies into deplatforming people.

CNN blackmails people into silence. But they don't call it that -- they call it Quality Journalism.

If the media has declared it open season on citizens, in what way are they not the enemy of the people?

Are people finally ready to start taking the scalps of the scalp hunters?

Maybe reporters need some "teachable moments" too. After all, if they're cheating, or sexually promiscuous, or snorting half their paycheck up their nose, they did it to themselves, John.

Corrected: BTW, John Ekdahl points out that it was USA Today Sports put out an article "Credibly accused sex offenders should not coach youth basketball, girls or boys, without deeper investigation. Can't we all agree on that?" he asked.

Note: I originally blamed USAToday for the "PUBLIC SAFETY" headline, which was actually Amazon Inc's Washington Post. This was my error, not Ekdahl's.

Below, John Cleese talks about the PC mobs, and the PC mobs push back.

I really like the guess at the end about pronouns.







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Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2018 05:06 PM (so+oy)

2 Well, I guess they can still tell knock knock jokes.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (IfYaq)

3 The UK has been a comedy free zone for some time now.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (knKQ1)

4 We have certainly not reached peak SJW not by a long shot.


Basically leftists are instituting a reign of terror.


These things don't usually sort themselves out till a lot of blood has been spilled.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (qxq6t)

5 >>> Have we reached "Peak SJW," which means the high point of SJW Neo-Puritanism for Mutants, but also means the point at which it declines?

LOL.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (4e+hS)

6 Come over here to the AoSHQ safe space.


*motions to barrel*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (t6MX/)

7 Monty Python would be in chains today.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (knKQ1)

8
yeah.. I heard this story yesterday.. this is what passes for news reporting these days.. combing through a 15 yr old's tweets.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (so+oy)

9 I'm going to go ahead and call them fags now and I am...29.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (BXMxN)

10 Have we reached "Peak SJW," which means the high point of SJW Neo-Puritanism for Mutants, but also means the point at which it declines?


No, we haven't. Leftism has not peak, nor trough.

John Ekdahl's tweet hints as to why we haven't hit peak SJW: the MSM. As long as they enable it, it will go on. Not enough people are going to fight back, though we should cheer for those who do.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:10 PM (786Ro)

11 not = no

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (786Ro)

12 Actually, the U.K. has been a joke for quite a spell now.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (5+B0f)

13 George Carlin should have stayed alive fir this.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (JNlj/)

14 Please laugh.

Posted by: The unknown NPC comedian. (Not Jeb) at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (pMGkg)

15 yeah.. I heard this story yesterday.. this is what passes for news reporting these days.. combing through a 15 yr old's tweets.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Am I the only one that finds that creepy?

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:11 PM (knKQ1)

16 Richard Pryor would have set himself on fire before subjecting himself to this...

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:12 PM (JNlj/)

17 Comedian should agree, take a stool and recite from the "Truly Tasteless Jokes" book series,

And from Chapter Seven "WOPS"

Why do Italians bury their dead with their asses sticking up out of the ground?

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So they have somewhere to park their bikes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 05:12 PM (1g7ch)

18 What's the deal with airline food?

Posted by: British Comedian at December 11, 2018 05:12 PM (VGRuw)

19 You can sense the resistance and pushback building.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (Coafb)

20 Momma don't allow no racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, humorisim, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism 'round here.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (Tnijr)

21 I am really done w/ this SJW generation. Hope the next one swings back to normal.

Posted by: IC at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (a0IVu)

22 .. combing through a 15 yr old's tweets.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Am I the only one that finds that creepy?
Posted by: Joe Mama


Yes you are. For most of us, this is exciting and sexually arousing.

Posted by: Harry Reid, Searchlight, Nevada at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (7KeBk)

23 I do not know when the tide will recede, but it will. It always recedes, the moral panic breaks, and the bluenose prudes and scolds get ignored once more.


And then another one will pick up after a few years. It is just the way it goes for us humans.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (0QYMt)

24
Biphobia?


No Kyrsten Sinema jokes

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (TAmPV)

25 I hope they never find out I played smear the queer when I was a boy

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (dKiJG)

26 Aanndddd......this is why Chris Rock quit doing the College gigs years ago. They would not let him be funny.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (ffYR/)

27 Fisayo? I am so unqualified for the future.

Posted by: Ever at December 11, 2018 05:13 PM (1Zh0U)

28 For the record, I don't care about your feelings.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (uTZF+)

29 The UK talks like a fag and their sh*t's all retarded.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (knKQ1)

30 But it is still totes cool to go after whites, Christians, and heterosexuals?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (pw+jk)

31 If everything is "newsworthy," then let the reporters' secrets flow.

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NBD, ace. When it happens to us, nothing comes of it... you smelly white piece of shit.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (AzW6q)

32 Maybe they need a safe space for jihadis and the several flavors of other nutters to shoot people with abandon.

Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM (k/w1G)

33 Richard Pryor would have set himself on fire before subjecting himself to this...

Posted by: JoeF.
----ISWYDT
You get a freebase for that remark.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (9rIkM)

34
Safe space is the soul of wit.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (TAmPV)

35 I just flew in from the coast and...Orange Man bad!
Thank you! Thank you very much! Thanks! You're too kind!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (sf1AO)

36 Josh Peter
@joshlpeter11
I think it's a teachable moment. There's no evidence the athletes have suffered any serious consequences for their poor choices, and it's an opportunity for them to demonstrate personal growth and enlightenment.



For SJW maoists EVERY moment is "teachable". It never ends. Imagine a pajama boi's plush slipper stomping on your face forever. Josh Peter's gonna just LUV it when the Struggle Session is used on him one day. The revolution eats its own.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (786Ro)

37 Peak SJW? Not even close.

The Hollywood and campus liberals have to scalp a few dozen of their own tribe before they come to there senses.

I'll be looking for Jerry Seinfeld doing College gigs again as a sign.

Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (G0vdT)

38 Fuck all you faggots with a rusty garden rake.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (VfCmK)

39 The "Not Funny" meme that people continually associate with my picture is not funny.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (ctuyM)

40
In All Things Landru

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (PtGcE)

41 I sometimes feel ace could be funnier if he stopped writing certain words and stopped making fun of certain people, like the Irish, who can't help it if they're all alcoholics, and the damn dirty Italians, with their law-breaking and pet fucking. And don't get me started on the weather controlling Jews. Be the bigger man, ace.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 11, 2018 05:15 PM (4e+hS)

42 Josh Peters might be the least adult sounding name I have ever heard.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (uTZF+)

43

You can discuss queers and such.
But not offensively.

Yeah, there's a comedy show I want to see.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (PtGcE)

44 Nothing says comedy gold like playing it safe.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (p0nVR)

45 Well, this certainly sounds like 1984.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (zLDYs)

46 Since most comedians are left wing imbeciles they would probably agree with the utter killing of humor. Gotta suffer for the cause after all.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 11, 2018 05:16 PM (5+B0f)

47
i have phobiaphobia.

Posted by: PJ at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (qlTN9)

48 TONIGHT on FOX :

NPC COMEDY JAM

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (uTZF+)

49 So....only Polack and Texas Aggie and dead baby jokes?
Looks like animal jokes are also OK. For now, until PETA bitches.

Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (2Q/17)

50
"This contract has been written to ensure an environment where joy, love, and acceptance are reciprocated by all."

But it's okay to make sick and hateful jokes about President Trump, I'll guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (PtGcE)

51 So ace wasn't joking when axed if this is peak idiocy? Oh.


No, not peak.


And there will be no push-back, or back-lash - nothing meaningful anyway.


There also won't be bloodshed.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (QDnY+)

52 Here's my entire set submitted for pre-approval:

Hello, London! Thanks for coming.

I have a knock-knock joke. You all like knock-knock jokes, right? Of course you do.

So, *knock-knock*. Who's there? Duh, Knock Knock. Of the KNorth.

Thank you, everybody! G'Night!


Please let me know when you have reviewed my content and set a date.

My sincerest thanks,
FC in UK

Posted by: Future Comedians in UK at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (6eEQ+)

53 Are we there Yet? Not by a long shot.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (hJlx/)

54 This is sort of similar to what they do in Canada at Universities vis-a-vis Indigenous peoples proclamations.


Basically at every conference or debate or discussion some leftist twat gives an invocation on how cruel and racist Canada is and how awesome "Indigenous People" are.




Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (qxq6t)

55

Knock, Knock!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (PtGcE)

56 The political left have no sense of humor.
They do not understand cause and effect.
They do not understand unintended consequences.
They have been programed and are incapable of learning.

We don't share a common point of view; we live in alternate realities and speak a different language. We might even be two different species.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (hrcfq)

57 -
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Maybe they need a safe space for jihadis and the several flavors of other nutters to shoot people with abandon.


Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2018 05:14 PM
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I saw Other Nutters open for the Insane Clown Posse at the Hollywood Bowl back in '14.

Posted by: irright at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (pMGkg)

58 I guarantee you these witch hunters have terrible social media histories themselves

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (BJlbN)

59 >>I think it's a teachable moment. There's no evidence the athletes have suffered any serious consequences for their poor choices, and it's an opportunity for them to demonstrate personal growth and enlightenment.

I think it's a moment for the athletes to kick your ass.

Who the hell are you to be enforcing your rules on anyone else? Eat shit and die.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (/tuJf)

60 I don't know why people keep telling "jokes" about me eating paste. They are not funny, especially since it tastes so good!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (pw+jk)

61 Can we do " he called me googly-eyes" jokes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (Coafb)

62 This is what it's come down to. The mob chasing down opinions that don't comply with their rule book. Want to aspire to greater things? Comply and conform to what we say or be belittled and shunned. We will brook no opinion that doesn't conform to our despotism.

Yeah, OK. Sure.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (tcutw)

63 Back when I was in school, there was a Brit exchange student in my class.

We were all at lunch and said student was dissatisfied with what was served. He loudly said "this tastes worse than Faggots."

Not sure if that was teachable or not.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (IfYaq)

64 Well, this certainly sounds like 1984.
Posted by: Eromero


1938. Germany.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (VfCmK)

65
It's not about their "safety." It's about their controlling all info and preventing ideas contrary to theirs from reaching and influencing those already under their influence.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (/9p9e)

66 >> how cruel and racist Canada is and how awesome "Indigenous People"


Tell that to a Baby Seal.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (uTZF+)

67 I remember there was an arcade game back in the 90s called "Xenophobe". Why on earth wouldn't we be afraid of face hugging aliens!?

Posted by: Chris M at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (eAZVt)

68 Knock, Knock!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (PtGcE)

Who's....

*bzzz* *beeeep* *click click click* *whrrr*

Orange Man Bad!

Posted by: College Comedy Fan at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (AzW6q)

69 "...no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism"

Heh. So, no jokes permitted.

Seems edgy. Not really my cup of tea though.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (6eEQ+)

70 What a fag! Relax, I'm just calling him a cigarette.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (786Ro)

71 Will any comedian sign it and then while at said college, pull it out and mock it line by line, as a veritable blueprint for a comedy set????

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (W+vEI)

72 55

Knock, Knock!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (PtGcE)

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange Man BAD!

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (/9p9e)

73
PSA: That time of year is rapidly approaching where we:

1. Wear pajamas
2. Drink hot chocolate
3. Talk about getting health insurance.

#GetTalking
www.barackobama.com/talk

Posted by: Pajama Boy at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (ctuyM)

74 why is it every socialist wants someone running things, someone with a clipboard checking boxes next to people's name, who gets treats, and who gets punished. And why, of why, do they always assume THEY will be the people holding the damn clipboard? History says most of them will be the first to the gulag.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (AJj50)

75 Didn't Futurama do a bit on this subject?

Amazonians: This our comedy club. Humor here funny in different way.

Amazonian: It no reinforce stereotypes.

Amazonian: It based on character and real situations, not random zaniness.

Bender: Translation: boring.

How prescient . . .

Posted by: Shinjinrui at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (h5hE3)

76

A trans-man and Trans-Am walk into a bar...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (PtGcE)

77 66 >> how cruel and racist Canada is and how awesome "Indigenous People"


Tell that to a Baby Seal.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (uTZF+)


Pock marked skin at age 2?

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (/9p9e)

78 Knock, Knock!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM



That's not funny!

Posted by: Feminists at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (786Ro)

79

Take my LIFE. PLEASE!


Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (/9p9e)

80 The tide will turn with the next generation. Millenials are soft soy-based quims with their safe spaces, but Gen Z is full of Pepes and Neo Chads.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (zt1Ym)

81 Will any comedian sign it and then while at said college, pull it out and mock it line by line, as a veritable blueprint for a comedy set????
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:20 PM (W+vEI)

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Not unless the check had already cleared.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (ffYR/)

82 71 Will any comedian sign it and then while at said college, pull it out and mock it line by line, as a veritable blueprint for a comedy set????

Exactly. I would. Just read it out loud, smirk, then sit there, sipping water, for the rest of your set.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (AJj50)

83 Tell that to a Baby Seal.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:19 PM (uTZF+)

------

I heard a great joke from some Moron recently...

A baby seal goes into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll it be?"

The baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (AzW6q)

84 @66

Well the question needs to be asked.


If a group of people have been inhabiting a place for half a millennium are they not indigenous to that place?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (qxq6t)

85 >>"...no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism"


So what you get is: "Ya ever wonder where that one stray sock goes in the laundry?..."

Wait, no, even THAT guy refuses to perform on campus now.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (W+vEI)

86 Does anti-religion apply to Christianity? I'm going to guess not

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (OLCnA)

87

That's right, it isn't funny.

People without arms, or people who identify as armless, cannot "knock."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (PtGcE)

88 >>"Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks."

ZING

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (uTZF+)

89 4 We have certainly not reached peak SJW not by a long shot.


Basically leftists are instituting a reign of terror.


These things don't usually sort themselves out till a lot of blood has been spilled.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (qxq6t)


This!!!
PC won't die until PC is dangerous to the PC practitioner. The pushback will be epic when it finally goes down.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (0OmEj)

90 "UK University Demands that Comedians Sign Contract Guaranteeing a Humor Safe Space"

I've got an idea. If I were a comedian, and I'd have to be a really big draw to get away with this, I'd demand that my audience sign a contract before I'd perform there. Roughly:

"If you don't like my jokes, don't laugh. If I really piss you off, heckle me. If you hear a string of jokes you don't like, you can even walk out. If enough people do, my show will be a failure."

Fuck's sake. I thought Andrew Dice Clay was pretty much an asshole. I thought George Carlin went from being brilliant to being a bitter old mostly unfunny lefty, and I never cared for his rape jokes. I didn't need to be made safe from them, and I sure didn't need to protect others from them.

Posted by: JPS at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (DhU8f)

91 Why did the chicken cross the road?

He didn't he got high instead.

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (Tnijr)

92
People without arms, or people who identify as armless, cannot "knock."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:22 PM (PtGcE)

Are their legs broke?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (TAmPV)

93 That might have been a big difference between me and various cucks, who always told themselves "This too will pass,

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (R+iRk)

94 Nothing is more hilarious than anti-establishment comedians coming face to face with the monstrous children they've spawned and permitted to breed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (xJa6I)

95 Not that anyone is surprised but the guy who did the attack in France was on a terrorist watch list.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (/tuJf)

96 Just look at what TV comedy has become. There was Seinfield a very funny and well thought out and written show. Then came Friends. It was somewhat funny, sort of well written. Then came the shit show known as How I Met Your Mother. A very, very unfunny show with terrible jokes that were all very poorly written. I'm not sure what came after that one but the funniness and writing took a nose dive. Yet I know people that think that How I Met Your Mother is the funniest show ever.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (pw+jk)

97 .. combing through a 15 yr old's tweets.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Am I the only one that finds that creepy?
Posted by: Joe Mama

I suspect this is because most of those people have never quite matured themselves.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (h5hE3)

98 After reading that list of forbidden topics, I don't see what you can joke about.
Maybe vegetables. I guess you could tell veggie jokes.
Maybe.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (Rxduq)

99 >>Why did the chicken cross the road?


What is : To watch me fuck your Mom, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (uTZF+)

100 I saw Neo-Puritanism for Mutants open for Death Cab For Cutie at an abandoned drive-in theater in Everett, WA in '05.

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (786Ro)

101 There are YouTube 'comedy' vids where "fag" and "faggot" are bleeped like the other usual suspect cusswords. I was compelled to work the words into conversation as much as possible, ya bunch of drippy fags.

Posted by: Romney Wordsworth at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (zDOSM)

102 What's black and white and red all over?

Mounties!

( We can make fun of Mounties right? )

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (Tnijr)

103 UK University Demands that Comedians Sign Contract Guaranteeing a Humor Safe Space

Not unbelievable.


Is there anything today which IS unbelievable?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (VaN/j)

104 Fisayo Eniolorunda


I think I may have pinpointed the problem.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (NLLmE)

105 University Demands that Comedians Sign Contract Guaranteeing a Humor Safe Space

that's not funny.

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (OjnQU)

106 at lunch with my 92 yo FIL yesterday, a remarkable guy with a great memory

so he mentions his room mates and suite mates as a freshman at Harvard, and one of the suite mates he finds out is gay many years later.

"We didn't know what gay was back then! We all wanted to go over the Wellesley to find a date and Tony always had something to do like go to the ballet or opera. I found out 25 years later that's what gay was!"

I can't remember the guy's name but I recall his father was famous for something.

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (XTiHL)

107
It's really been bothering me why Schemer could not look the President in the eye today.

I just figured out why!

Because Cuck Schumer HATES showing his head from the back.

Schemer and Biden both have sparse DOLL HAIR for a fake hairline.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (PtGcE)

108 Is this allowed?

Q. Why did Jesus cross the road?
A. Orange Man Bad

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (OElGY)

109 old and busted: 7 words you can't say on TV
new hotness: 37 protected groups you can't joke about on college campi

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (786Ro)

110 >> People without arms, or people who identify as
>> armless, cannot "knock."

Exactly.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (f1Vqw)

111 This shit is just straight up gay.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (Z9C5C)

112 People without arms, or people who identify as armless, cannot "knock."

--

Use your (their) head. Bang your (their) head against the door - thud, thud, thud.

"Marge? Did you hear that? Sounded like someone banging their head against the door?"

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (hrcfq)

113 Is there anything today which IS unbelievable?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (VaN/j)



The new awful Sherlock Holmes movie appears to be an all white cast?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (NLLmE)

114 >>We didn't know what gay was back then! We all wanted to go over the Wellesley to find a date and Tony always had something to do like go to the ballet or opera.


We had no idea!

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (uTZF+)

115 @103

Yes, that "Trans" people can serve in the military.


That is totally unfucking believable to me.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (qxq6t)

116 Happens on "conservative" sites. I am permabanned by twitchy for using the word faggot in a post.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (pw+jk)

117 I once saw an elephant in my pajamas. I said "Hey, get out of my pajamas!"

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (Tnijr)

118 Gave up total on England when I saw a very large protest FOR immigration.
Say hello to Sharia

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (/rm4P)

119 111 This shit is just straight up gay.
Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:25 PM (Z9C5C)



Indubitably.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (NLLmE)

120 JS, I'm stunned. You mean it was a "known wolf"??


Something so outlandish hasn't happened since, I don't know, the last terrorist attack. And the 78 before that.


Stunned.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (QDnY+)

121
Orange Man Bad. Orange Man rip my arms off. Orange Man make me cry.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (f1Vqw)

122 >>Not that anyone is surprised but the guy who did the attack in France was on a terrorist watch list.




Shame he wasn't on a terrorist Stop List, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (W+vEI)

123 Posted by: Romney Wordsworth at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM (zDOSM)

-------

That's an awesome nic, whoever you are.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (AzW6q)

124 You want Andy Kaufmann.

You'll settle for Latka.

You'll get Tony Clifton.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (6eEQ+)

125 i have phobiaphobia.
Posted by: PJ at December 11, 2018 05:17 PM (qlTN9)


I am phobic of phobiaphobians.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (T71PA)

126 >>Not that anyone is surprised but the guy who did the attack in France was on a terrorist watch list.


5 Terrorists to Watch This Year!

Posted by: French People at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (uTZF+)

127 Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Oh I love Roger Daltry!

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (Tnijr)

128 >>JS, I'm stunned. You mean it was a "known wolf"??

Shocking, I know.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (/tuJf)

129

AoS might be the Last Refuge For Us Scoundrels?

God Save Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (PtGcE)

130 Can we do " he called me googly-eyes" jokes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (Coafb)

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (i+qnA)

131 Two cannibals are eating a clown.
First one turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny?"

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (OjnQU)

132 What are these supposed to be funny too?

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (Tnijr)

133 124 You want Andy Kaufmann.

You'll settle for Latka.

You'll get Tony Clifton.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (6eEQ+)


"Pfft!"

- - Adam Schiff

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (/9p9e)

134 I haven't watched a comedy show since they cancelled "My Name is Earl".

are there any funny ones anymore?

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (XTiHL)

135 >> Fisayo Eniolorunda

I think you can catch that from fucking baboons.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (f1Vqw)

136 People without arms, or people who identify as armless, cannot "knock."



Can they swim?

Posted by: Bob at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (OElGY)

137 If everything is "newsworthy," then let the reporters' secrets flow.

and

If the media has declared it open season on citizens, in what way are they not the enemy of the people?

Are people finally ready to start taking the scalps of the scalp hunters?

Maybe reporters need some "teachable moments" too. After all, if they're cheating, or sexually promiscuous, or snorting half their paycheck up their nose, they did it to themselves, John.


Yes, by all means. That is exactly what should happen, and really should have happened a few years ago.

But I don't see it actually happening. Why not? I wouldn't have the faintest idea how to do so, but I'm sure there are many who could do just that. But who will bell the cat?

It will be risky to be the first, I'll grant that.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (VaN/j)

138 >>>After reading that list of forbidden topics, I don't see what you can joke about. Maybe vegetables. I guess you could tell veggie jokes. Maybe.<<<

Necrophilia jokes. Dead men shed no weepy homo safe-space tears.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (Z9C5C)

139 Germany 1938, agreed rickl. Main difference between than and now? Lots of us ain't getting on the train, going to the camps, nor going to the showers. We will 'contest' efforts to put us on trains, in camps, or showers with vigor.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (zLDYs)

140 Note how it is not a "lesson learned" moment, where I used my intelligence to draw conclusions. Nope it is always "teachable" - the point when someone or something lectures you.

One might ask, are any of these supposed teachers actually wise about.... Anything at all?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (AJj50)

141 Nobody wants Andy Kaufman.

Not even Andy Kaufman.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (xJa6I)

142 139 Germany 1938, agreed rickl. Main difference between than and now? Lots of us ain't getting on the train, going to the camps, nor going to the showers. We will 'contest' efforts to put us on trains, in camps, or showers with vigor.
Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM (zLDYs)


Momma and family been there and done that. Not me, baby.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (/9p9e)

143 Can comedians make fun of Crocs on this boob hatchery?

Cause they are funny... and smell terrible.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (pw+jk)

144 On Amazon Prime I enjoy COMRADE DETECTIVE about a Communist Policeman trying to project Romania from us Freedom loving Pigs and our bluejeans and rock 'n' roll.

The sad part is I had to explain to my 20 something nephews why people would smuggle bluejeans to these countries, they could not understand that. Shit was funnier than hell you should give it a watch

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (dKiJG)

145

My Name Is Earl was funny.

Also funny: Third Rock From The Sun


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (PtGcE)

146 131 Two cannibals are eating a clown.
First one turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny?"

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 05:27 PM (OjnQU)

You'll be hearing from our attorneys.

Posted by: American Coulrophage Defense League at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

147 >> Fisayo Eniolorunda


The key is to get it with the Tzatziki on the side.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (uTZF+)

148 124 You want Andy Kaufmann.

You'll settle for Latka.

You'll get Tony Clifton.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:26 PM (6eEQ+)



I'd settle for Simka.

I'd get Amy Schumer.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:29 PM (NLLmE)

149 The baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (AzW6q)

That's not funny

Posted by: PETA at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (U2JQS)

150 96 Just look at what TV comedy has become. There was Seinfield a very funny and well thought out and written show. Then came Friends. It was somewhat funny, sort of well written. Then came the shit show known as How I Met Your Mother. A very, very unfunny show with terrible jokes that were all very poorly written. I'm not sure what came after that one but the funniness and writing took a nose dive. Yet I know people that think that How I Met Your Mother is the funniest show ever.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2018 05:23 PM (pw+jk)
---------
You want bottom of the barrel: Two Broke Girls.

Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (G0vdT)

151
If you ever thought Parks & Rec was funny, or 30 Rock was funny, you're a dope.

Also not funny at all: Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (PtGcE)

152 I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (Tnijr)

153 And I agree with others. We are not anywhere near peak SJW, and will not be until the perps get it back good and hard, again and again.

Kids will throw tantrums until they realize it doesn't work. And that is exactly the mindset we are dealing with.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (VaN/j)

154 Just when you think you've reached peak SJW, something else comes along that's worse.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (NHSI4)

155 It seems the Gendarmes searched the shooters house and found grenades but he somehow escaped.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315503/

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (BXMxN)

156 >> Fisayo Eniolorunda


The key is to get it with the Tzatziki on the side.



I think penicillin will clear it up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (OElGY)

157 Seinfeld pushed back against the quota police who called him out for having mainly white males in his Comedians in Cars series.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (+OYy0)

158 152 I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.
Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (Tnijr)

What was your other dog's name?

(Am I doing this right?)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

159 Didn't see cripples and retards listed on the prohibited joke topic list.

Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (MVjcR)

160
Wait! Seinfield was funny?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (hrcfq)

161 These ungracious, unmerciful, malicious moral scolds think Christians are judgemental for trying to avoid committing sins in their own lives.

Posted by: Emmie at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (4HMW8)

162 >>Just when you think you've reached peak SJW, something else comes along that's worse.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at



And that's coming from a guy with gender issues!

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (uTZF+)

163 You know what's funny? Donanal Fucking Trump? Amiright? Right??? ORANGE MAN BAD!!!

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (Tnijr)

164
Hah. 3rd Rock. I'd never watched that much, but had seen bits and pieces. Miley has the whole thing on DVD and told me I'd love it. She was right. I was laughing my ass off.

John Lithgow's character is a hoot. And the blonde. And that squinty-eyed guy.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (f1Vqw)

165 And I agree with others. We are not anywhere near peak SJW, and will not be until the perps get it back good and hard, again and again.

--------

Yup. NPC outrage is a sharp sword for the Left, because it is their own house organs that dole out the punishment for it, making them immune.

Until they're forced out of the public square once and for all, none of this ever stops.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (AzW6q)

166 16 Richard Pryor would have set himself on fire before subjecting himself to this...
Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:12 PM (JNlj/)


He did.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (VaN/j)

167 This contract has been written to ensure an environment where joy, love, and acceptance are reciprocated by all.

...

We all thought world peace was out of reach.

Seems like the UN should hop on this right away.

Also also also: I love (read: I don't actually love) watching the world trying to achieve Love Your Neighbor without the underlying structure of Why the F&^# Should I Love My Neighbor He's Really An Ass Much Of The Time You Know.

Even those who accept the underlying structure of Love Your Neighbor and therefore have the aid of none less than the Almighty in that effort find it hard.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (yL25O)

168 Parks and Rec had Ron Swanson.

The actor is an asshole, but the character is pure moron

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (xJa6I)

169
Seinfeld was kinda funny, intermittently.

The show, I mean. His standup routine is atrocious.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (PtGcE)

170 they're aren't any jokes in islam either catladies. be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (nFwvY)

171 I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.



Your dog named his wooden leg 'Smith?'

What was the dog's name?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (hrcfq)

172 80 The tide will turn with the next generation. Millenials are soft soy-based quims with their safe spaces, but Gen Z is full of Pepes and Neo Chads.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 05:21 PM (zt1Ym)
--------------------------------
Sure.
Honestly, I have no idea where people get that idea.

The kids in college today are Gen Z.
They are worse than the Millennials who preceded them, who in turn were worse than Gen Y.
And so forth.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (Rxduq)

173 You want bottom of the barrel: Two Broke Girls.


Look at my tits!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mine are bigger!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And mine are the biggest tits of all!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Posted by: The American Laugh Track Association at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (sf1AO)

174 Calling it hatred for athletes undersells it: obviously no one ij the media will focus excessively hard on black athletes. But white Christian athletes? Good God, they are Public Enemy #1, well ahead of terrorists and pedophiles.

I was hardly the campus jock, but goddamn, do the nebbishes of the American media really need to advertise that they got shoved in lockers all the time?

Posted by: trev006 at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (nYo6Y)

175 I would think strict enforcement of pc and SJWs would make it impossible to make anything funny anymore.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (BXMxN)

176 I confess. I called a buddy of mine a butthole when I was 8.


I'll go quietly.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (T6t7i)

177 >>You want bottom of the barrel: Two Broke Girls.


Nobody with tits like that can be broke before the age of 30.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:33 PM (uTZF+)

178 158 152 I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.
Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (Tnijr)

What was your other dog's name?

(Am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

...

In this context, I think you were looking for "may I push in your stool?"

Posted by: TexasDan at December 11, 2018 05:33 PM (yL25O)

179 Can they swim?

Posted by: Bob

They can only do your name

Posted by: Boswell at December 11, 2018 05:33 PM (OjnQU)

180 A San Fran radio station has unbanned 'Baby It's Cold Outside'. I think the pushback has started.

Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (+OYy0)

181 ( We can make fun of Mounties right? )
Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:24 PM


Canadians respect their Mounted Police, and do not find any ejaculations, humorous or not, toward them funny, eh?

Posted by: Peter North at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (ctuyM)

182 178 158 152 I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.
Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:30 PM (Tnijr)

What was your other dog's name?

(Am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:31 PM (xJa6I)

...

In this context, I think you were looking for "may I push in your stool?"
Posted by: TexasDan at December 11, 2018 05:33 PM (yL25O)

I dunno. That sounds kinda gay

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (xJa6I)

183 Fisayo Eniolorunda"

Ah yes. No doubt a fine example of the current occupants of the formerly great Britain.

And it ends with Dr. Guillotine, not before.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (6qErC)

184 Limericks?


Right out.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (m45I2)

185 >>"I think it's a teachable moment. There's no evidence the athletes have suffered any serious consequences for their poor choices, and it's an opportunity for them to demonstrate personal growth and enlightenment. Not sure what all the fuss and diry are about."



This is just like what Abby Huntsman said about Kevin Hart: If you want to achieve your dream, you have to eat crow.


You must become a slave to their agenda --- in the form of a huge, groveling apology for past PC sins --- if you want to achieve your dream.

Kneel before them in shame, and MAYBE they'll let you succeed. Tyranny of "Virtue".

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (W+vEI)

186
I once had a dog with a wooden leg called Smith.

What was the dogs name?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (TAmPV)

187 "What was the dog's name? "

ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY FUCKING JOKE?

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (Tnijr)

188 The Comedy Life is dead in Soviet Britain.

Posted by: Strelnikov at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (OElGY)

189 Speaking of comedy, Meadows and Jordan - apparently in an article that isn't satire - are saying the GOP should use its last few weeks of power in the House to actually do something about border security.


Now that sort of crap is both not funny, AND offensive.


They're both good guys but they look ridiculous, wonder what they think they're doing.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 05:35 PM (QDnY+)

190 Off sock

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 05:35 PM (i+qnA)

191 187 "What was the dog's name? "

ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY FUCKING JOKE?
Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (Tnijr)

Oh, that was a sex joke? My bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:35 PM (xJa6I)

192 Seinfeld was kinda funny, intermittently.

A large part of what constitutes humor are the cultural touchstones of a generation when it's young. I remember thinking Steve Martin was absolutely hysterical when I was in college. My uncle came in once while I was watching it, watched for a moment, and then asked me "what's funny?".

I watched his routine a few weeks ago, and you know, my uncle was right.
I always found Seinfeld irritating and completely unfunny.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2018 05:35 PM (T6t7i)

193 One day the pendulum is going to swing the other direction.
Hard.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (NFEMn)

194 A San Fran radio station has unbanned 'Baby It's Cold Outside'. I think the pushback has started.
Posted by: kallisto at December 11, 2018 05:34 PM (+OYy0)

------------

As it should. Kinda surprised it was a SFO station though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (ffYR/)

195 These fey kids are going to start a revolution? They can't even start a lawnmower.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (VfCmK)

196 We don't share a common point of view; we live in alternate realities and speak a different language. We might even be two different species.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:18 PM (hrcfq)


So we who have humor are homo sapiens. Those without humor are just homos.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (Y8PSl)

197 Honestly, I have no idea where people get that idea.

The kids in college today are Gen Z.
They are worse than the Millennials who preceded them, who in turn were worse than Gen Y.
And so forth.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM



This. David Camera Hogg and Shaved Guevara are Gen Z, right?

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (786Ro)

198 Nobody with tits like that can be broke before the age of 30.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2018 05:33 PM (uTZF+)

That's not funny - and we have to behead you

Posted by: Islam at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (U2JQS)

199 Notice more people are saying "Merry Christmas?"

This is a good thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (hyuyC)

200 "Also not funny at all: Big Bang Theory."

What do you mean? The studio audience is always laughing like crazy at every line: HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. That's how you know it's funny!

Posted by: Chris M at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (eAZVt)

201
Third Rock from the Sun was a also a funny country song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlAa0IGCXCw

Cause and effect, chain of events,
All of the chaos makes perfect sense.
When you're spinni' 'round, things come undone,
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (f1Vqw)

202 so I guess the missionary/death by Babalooba joke is out? I always liked that joke.

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (XTiHL)

203 >>"I think it's a teachable moment.. . .




The kid just won the Heisman, how about we make this a teachable moment about working hard to achieve your football dream?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (W+vEI)

204 200 "Also not funny at all: Big Bang Theory."

What do you mean? The studio audience is always laughing like crazy at every line: HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. That's how you know it's funny!
Posted by: Chris M at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (eAZVt)

One of the cringiest things I've ever seen was Big Bang Theory with the laugh track edited out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (xJa6I)

205 In San Francisco, shouldn't "Baby It's Cold Outside" be a Summertime song?

Posted by: Zombie Mark Twain at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (786Ro)

206 I hate hecklers. I'm feeling triggered. I gotta go backstage to the ball pit and have some coco and nilla wafers

Posted by: Karmacomedian at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (Tnijr)

207 For some reason Mrs928 likes to read that billboard of strange ramblings that comes up at the end of BBT.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (OElGY)

208 "By signing this contract, you are agreeing to our no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism."


*******

It was then that I realized I had not yet written the perfect Country/Western song.


I was drunk the day my gay black islamic royal amputee old lady got out of prison.

And I went, to pick her up, in the rain.

But before I could get to the mosque in my pick-up truck.

She got run over by a damned old bisexual foreign train!

/David Allen Coe

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (m45I2)

209 You must become a slave to their agenda --- in the form of a huge, groveling apology for past PC sins --- if you want to achieve your dream.

Kneel before them in shame, and MAYBE they'll let you succeed. Tyranny of "Virtue".
Posted by: Lizzy


When do they go after rappers?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (VfCmK)

210 Can they swim?
Posted by: Bob at December 11, 2018 05:28 PM


No. They can't Watusi, either. They can, however, Twist and Madison.

Posted by: Tiffini from Houston at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (ctuyM)

211 "The kids in college today are Gen Z.
They are worse than the Millennials who preceded them, who in turn were worse than Gen Y.
And so forth."

Believe it or not, people are not homogeneous "generations". They are individuals, whose opinions vary.

Posted by: Chris M at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (eAZVt)

212 >>>Wait! Seinfield was funny?

yes

Posted by: concrete girl at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (LG/rj)

213 >>>What was the dogs name?<<<

Wesson

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (Z9C5C)

214 Did you hear about the safe spacer who fucked a tranny
lesbian black "thing" and discovered it was just a CNN special with Lisa Ling exposing weird folk and then they woke up with a POOF????

happens ALL the time...stay safe and cut yer frontal lobes to be sure.

Posted by: saf at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (5IHGB)

215 Since I'm too lazy to read the link, is this a paying gig or an Open Mic Night?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (OElGY)

216 203 He was drafted 9th overall by the Oakland A's and will get a YUGE signing bonus to play baseball.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (BXMxN)

217 Big Bang Theory, no laugh track.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs

These are not funny people

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:38 PM (xJa6I)

218 Because if it was paying, I'd take the money and just stand there staring at the audience for the 20 minute set.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (OElGY)

219 11-minute standing ovation for me, now THAT was teachable moment. Ha!

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (786Ro)

220 Federal prosecutors are asking for 2 years for James Wolfe for leaking the Page FISA memo. Sentencing guidelines are 0-6 months.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (/tuJf)

221
In San Francisco, shouldn't "Baby It's Cold Outside" be a Summertime song?

Posted by: Zombie Mark Twain at December 11, 2018 05:37 PM (786Ro)


Baby it smells outside is the summertime song

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (TAmPV)

222
I played a little Curse Of Monkey Island yesterday.

For some reason, around Christmas time, I like to play with the Full Throttle video game from the '90's.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (PtGcE)

223 What was the dog's name?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (hrcfq)

Peg

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (0QYMt)

224 Eeyore, fomerly George LeS: "Kids will throw tantrums until they realize it doesn't work. And that is exactly the mindset we are dealing with."

I guess that's why I'm in Kevin Hart's corner. I've never followed him. I've seen him in movie adverts, but that's it, so, not a fan.

But on this point, I am. The Academy and its leeches threw a tantrum. Hart apparently said, FU, and moved on. Now, The Academy et al. are scratching their asses saying, "Now what?!", while the caravan moves on.

Want to become irrelevant if not loathed? Keep it up, pricks. The castration is nigh.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (6eEQ+)

225 They hate laughter. They think romantic love is an archaic cultural construct designed to advance the Patriarchy. Cigarettes are vile. Weed is cool. Meat is murder.

I'm so sick of these people I can't stand it.

Posted by: troyriser at December 11, 2018 05:40 PM (1JpTT)

226 I hope we've reached peak SJW, but sadly, I don't think so. If that was the case, there would be an electoral backlash against the progressive Left. In light of polls done on Millennials and Generation Z, I think this will get a lot worse, and for a long period of time, before it gets better.

Not that I'm advocating any sort of retreat-even if I were so inclined, Progressives have made it clear that we will "be made to care", so we will not be left alone if we choose to give up the fight. Nothing to lose, just expect a lot of metaphorical Alamo's before this waking nightmare is behind us.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at December 11, 2018 05:40 PM (hfClf)

227 218 Because if it was paying, I'd take the money and just stand there staring at the audience for the 20 minute set.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (OElGY)



The Kaufman Gambit.

Or was it Carlin?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:40 PM (NLLmE)

228 I thought we reached #PeakStupidity with the election of Bill Clinton in 1992, and increasingly so with each passing day since then. PDT's election seemed like a brief reprieve. I don't think we've reached #PeakSJW; the Commies will not be satisfied until we deplorable garbage people are back living in caves or are systematically exterminated in the camps.


They will double down on violence. That tweet from Cleese was refreshing, as I would assume he's a Lefty.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 11, 2018 05:40 PM (pVW+L)

229 Knock knock.

Who's there.

F**k you you reichwing trumptard rethuglican.

hahahahahahahhahahaah

The end stage of sjw disease.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (auJJo)

230 @189
Well the GOP needs something to campaign on so and they are the type of pieces of shit who with a straight face say, VOTE FOR US FOR BORDER SECURITY!!!
When they literally wasted two fucking years fighting the President tooth and nail to not provide it.

The GOP is an illegitimate political party...
...and...

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (qxq6t)

231 "The kids in college today are Gen Z.
They are worse than the Millennials who preceded them, who in turn were worse than Gen Y.
And so forth.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 05:32 PM (Rxduq) "

Only the youngest of them - anybody in their 20's is tail end of the millennial generation. Also, there is no real Gen Y - that was the placeholder name for millennials.

Things go in cycles. They always have. Gen X were better than their flower-humping Boomer parents. Meanwhile, in a complete 180 from their hippie parents, Millennials have spent their lives advocating for less freedom for themselves. You think Gen Z, the generation that has never lived a day in their lives without the internet (and most of them without Web 2.0) is going to just fall in line with that? Every generation rebels against the last. It's silly to think Gen Z and younger will just continue millennial SJW trends.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (oZ6kz)

232 Kevin Hart did not grovel enough to their liking.Frankly he should not have apologized at all.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (BXMxN)

233 Miss me yet, bitches?

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (hjaPQ)

234 Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Flip Wilson, Sam Kinison..... they all would be drving a truck, in today's culture....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (6B3eI)

235 SJW's have essentially become Cultural Kommisars. Yes, and I mean in the Bolshevik sense.

Their job is pointing out deviations from the party line--whatever that is on any given day.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (NFEMn)

236 233 Miss me yet, bitches?
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (hjaPQ)

Yes.

Yes, I do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (xJa6I)

237 Muldoon, Fantastic. I laughed 'till I leaked.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (hJlx/)

238 "I played a little Curse Of Monkey Island yesterday.

For some reason, around Christmas time, I like to play with the Full Throttle video game from the '90's.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:39 PM (PtGcE) "

I should re-play Curse one of these days - still one of the funniest games ever.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (oZ6kz)

239 I always liked Red Fox.

I don't think he would last very long these days.

nor would Richard Pryor

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)

240 @222
The Secret of Monkey Island and Blade Runner were pretty much the best video games ever.
At least on the Amiga.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (qxq6t)

241

There is no fun in islam. And now it's official.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (HaL55)

242 What was the dog's name?


Eileen

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (m45I2)

243 Driving. Stopped at Chik Fil A for a patriotic dinner. So is the French gunman a Arab?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (T50zO)

244 Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Flip Wilson, Sam Kinison..... they all would be drving a truck, in today's culture....
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (6B3eI)

Maybe.
On the other hand...these are just the types of guys that would have most likely said, "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (NFEMn)

245 172

Gen Z started with those born in 2000. So today's college freshmen are the very tip of GenZ. And it will be a few more years before the generation really takes over colleges. Let's see how things look in 2021ish before writing off the generation.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (AFcUe)

246 Speaking of edgy, I haven't seen Hadji the comic insult bomber posting jokes in awhile.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (p0nVR)

247 wrote Fisayo Eniolorunda, the club's event organizer
aka Abe Finkelman, Jr.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (LL1Be)

248 Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Flip Wilson, Sam Kinison..... they all would be drving a truck, in today's culture....
Posted by: kraken


They'd still be packing stadiums.
They wouldn't do college campuses.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (VfCmK)

249 It won't end until the lowest 10% on the intersectionality scorecard are burned at the stake. Of course that leaves the next lowest 10%.

Posted by: WOPR at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (J70i0)

250 Nope. We haven't reached the end. This is just the end of the beginning. Why on earth would you expect an army to surrender when they continue to amass victories?

There's always a brave new frontier for these Jacobins to conquer. As long as there are guard-rails in society, things that are considered forbidden and avant garde, there will be NPCs to push society over those guard-rails.

Ten years ago the big fight in American society was over granting gays civil unions. Those arguing against it claimed it would be a slippery slope to legitimizing homosexual relations and a step towards gay marriage. They were laughed off. Ten years later, look where we are. Gay marriage is legal and a majority of Americans accept it and think it's just fine.

Any ground ceded to these barbarians is ground you will never get back. Their purpose is to move society's window of acceptance further and further to the outre and the bizarre. They are immoral imperialists who colonize our notions of what should be acceptable in a decent society. And they're just getting started.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at December 11, 2018 05:44 PM (3ufaJ)

251 Did you see this?Facebook bans users who talk about their sex lives in crackdown on anything that "encourages sexual encounters"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315481/

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:44 PM (BXMxN)

252 @222 I played a little Curse Of Monkey Island yesterday.

For some reason, around Christmas time, I like to play with the Full Throttle video game from the '90's.
---------------------

Full Throttle was a lot of fun. I'm not sure if it would run on my current rig, though. Unfortunately, the only two Monkey Island games that I played were the third and fourth ones. And the fourth one was not so good (I've heard complaints about the third one, as well, but I can't compare it to the first two).

And, of course, there's Grim Fandango! I was hoping that Manny and Glottis would get a cameo in Coco. But since I didn't hear anything about it, I'm guessing they didn't.

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2018 05:44 PM (Fp6vo)

253 Miss me yet, bitches?

so I'm standing in line at the bank...

Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (XTiHL)

254 Also, even though millennials get blamed for all this, I'm a millennial and when I went to college this shit hadn't kicked into high gear yet. If you're 35, you're technically a millennial, yet I doubt your college experience was even remotely like that of today's undergrads. The groundwork was being laid all through the 80's, 90's and 00's, but we're only seeing the absolute pinnacle of insanity in the past 10 years or so. Not even that long, really. There *will* be a backlash.

And yes, Gen Z is David Hogg - it's also Kyle Kashuv and Hunter Pollock.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)

255 Kevin Hart did not grovel enough to their liking.Frankly he should not have apologized at all.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (BXMxN)


The proper apology would have been "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." The number of panties twisted on all 27 genders would have been epic.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (Y8PSl)

256 Sam Kinison was/is my all time favorite.... his riff on the Pentecostal Preacher is priceless...

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (6B3eI)

257 Driving. Stopped at Chik Fil A for a patriotic dinner. So is the French gunman a Arab?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (T50zO)
---------

Glad you're seated, because this is going to surprise you: YES.

Posted by: bluebell at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (U5tDi)

258 there is no real Gen Y

There couldn't be. Since Y is the male chromosome, it would be problematic.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (VaN/j)

259 Secret of Monkey Island and Blade Runner were pretty much the best video games ever.
At least on the Amiga.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 05:42 PM (qxq6t)

Leisure Suit Larry is always a hoot along with Star Trek the 20th anniversary edition that's been redone.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (dKiJG)

260 >> SJW's have essentially become Cultural Kommisars.

Der Kommisar's in Town:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBfFDTPPlaM

And Falco's German version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-bgiiTxhzM

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (f1Vqw)

261 These fey kids are going to start a revolution? They can't even start a lawnmower.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:36 PM (VfCmK)

I first realized we were doomed when they started making lawnmowers with a windup starter for them.

And dozens of yellow stickers on the handles and deck telling you what not to do.

The instructions on the step ladders was also a clue.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (auJJo)

262
Did you see this?Facebook bans users who talk about their sex lives in crackdown on anything that "encourages sexual encounters"


offends the Chinese sensibility

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (TAmPV)

263 My dog has no nose!

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (RuIsu)

264 For God's sake, does anyone here remember the title of Richard Pryor's 1976 comedy album? I'll give you a hint: the first word was "Bicentennial...."

Can you imagine if today's SJW was shown the album cover?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (NFEMn)

265 Yeah bluebelll. Just fell off my seat. Lol.
Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 05:46 PM (T50zO)

266
Heard this morning on tv the radio station that was boycotting, "Baby It's Cold Outside" backed down.

Seems like one giant who GAF moment.

Song was from the end of WWII.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 11, 2018 05:47 PM (jYje5)

267 >>When do they go after rappers?



When they put on a MAGA hat.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:47 PM (W+vEI)

268 Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape the racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism inherent in the system.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 11, 2018 05:47 PM (g17lh)

269 "Gen Z started with those born in 2000. So today's college freshmen are the very tip of GenZ. And it will be a few more years before the generation really takes over colleges. Let's see how things look in 2021ish before writing off the generation.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (AFcUe) "

And like I posted earlier, shit really only started getting out of hand this decade. The kids currently in middle school and Jr. High - I want to see how they react to this when they're freshmen in the mid 2020's.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:47 PM (oZ6kz)

270 Did you see this?Facebook bans users who talk about their sex lives in crackdown on anything that "encourages sexual encounters"
--

Ja. Those crazy right-wing extremists Christian zealot prudes don't want anyone to have any fun. How did they every manage to have kids?

What?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:47 PM (hrcfq)

271 The UK has been a comedy free zone for some time now.
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 11, 2018 05:09 PM (knKQ1)

We've only banned "Hate Comedy", it should be too hard for comics to crack some Britain-Compliant Jokes.

Posted by: Her Majesty's Royal Thought Constabulary at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (tYPH9)

272

Notice more people are saying "Merry Christmas?"



This is a good thing.


I've been saying that to the kollidge kids at the grocery store every chance I get. You can see it on their faces: "Oh yeah, I can say that again now!"


It's a wonderful thing, pushback.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (HaL55)

273 So is the French gunman a Arab?


Wears a funny hat AND shits in the woods.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (LL1Be)

274 Sam Kinison was/is my all time favorite.... his riff on the Pentecostal Preacher is priceless...
Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (6B3eI)

-------------

He had a lot of info to work with there as for a time he was an actual Pentafostal preacher.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (ffYR/)

275 Since this was in Britain, wouldn't the proper response have been "Bugger off, you bloody sod"?

I'm increasingly convinced the best hill to die on is a big pile of commie corpses.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (VaN/j)

276 Gen Z is where the REAL Nazis of the twenty first century will come from.

How else can they rebel but become fascists?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (auJJo)

277 Gen Y is what people who are embarrassed to be millennials (like myself) tend to call ourselves.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (oZ6kz)

278 I am hanging out here in Branson right now.... I don't think Branson got the New Culture memo.....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (6B3eI)

279 http://bit.ly/2zQVj4b
******
12-11-18-US-Sentencing-Memo-Wolfe-1.pdf

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (BqBId)

280 Why did the frog cross the road?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (NLLmE)

281 The joke Grinches are stealing all our fun

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (Z216Q)

282 what kills me about millennials is the teacher worship. they really do think they are the real heroes. which they are of course. everybody knows that.

but we didn't suck their dicks

Posted by: x at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (nFwvY)

283 >> I always liked Red Fox.

That's Redd Foxx.

You Big Dummy.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (f1Vqw)

284
and PUTT PUTT?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (PtGcE)

285
What comes after Generation 'Z'?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (hrcfq)

286 Take my wife. Please! ... oooh, yeah, that's what I mean...

Posted by: Standup Cuckian at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (786Ro)

287
These are the same culture warriors who bravely tore down the corny tropes of Leave it to Beaver and The Brady Bunch. Down with that safe, old-time mush and in with zesty, profane satire!

Actually, if we reset back to I Love Lucy, we might be better off, although not in the way the snowflakes want us to be -- i.e., worse off.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (oGNNA)

288 Gen Z is where the REAL Nazis of the twenty first century will come from.

How else can they rebel but become fascists?
Posted by: jakee308


Pantyfa beat them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (VfCmK)

289 I see no evidence that we have reached the peak.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (ZfRYq)

290 Burger Chef: "My dog has no nose!"

How does he smell?!

Posted by: Just the Setup at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (6eEQ+)

291 After Gen Z..... the Burning Times.....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (6B3eI)

292
With the scummv program, you can play all those old CD games from the 80's and 90's.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (PtGcE)

293 Looks like a lot of good Americans here in Chik Fill A but it is DELAWARE do maybe not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (T50zO)

294 242 What was the dog's name?


Eileen
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 05:43 PM (m45I2)


Eileen? Come on!

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e)

295

They'd still be packing stadiums.

They wouldn't do college campuses.



Two words: Ron White.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (HaL55)

296 286 Take my wife. Please! ... oooh, yeah, that's what I mean...
Posted by: Standup Cuckian at December 11, 2018 05:50 PM (786Ro)


Bill Krystol is here!

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (VaN/j)

297 Norton!....get ovah hear and fuck me in the butt!!

Posted by: Just the punchline at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (NLLmE)

298 >>>Why did the frog cross the road?<<<

He's just doing what he's toad?

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (Z9C5C)

299 what kills me about millennials is the teacher worship. they really do think they are the real heroes. which they are of course. everybody knows that.

but we didn't suck their dicks
Posted by: x at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (nFwvY)

This is the truth. I always thought it was about getting the best grade. Now, I'm not so sure.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (NFEMn)

300
Redd Foxx died from a heart attack. He keeled over at some audition thingy for something he was doing. There was a delay in calling an ambulance because everyone thought he was just doing the Fred Sanford, "Oh, 'Lizabeth, I'm comin' to join ya, honey!" act.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 05:52 PM (f1Vqw)

301 What comes after Generation 'Z'?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 05:49 PM (hrcfq)


Torches and pitchforks. "Hey, watch where you stick that pitchfork, it's got sharp points." Camera Hogg: "We need pitchfork control!"

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 05:52 PM (Y8PSl)

302 300
Redd Foxx died from a heart attack. He keeled over at some audition thingy for something he was doing. There was a delay in calling an ambulance because everyone thought he was just doing the Fred Sanford, "Oh, 'Lizabeth, I'm comin' to join ya, honey!" act.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 05:52 PM (f1Vqw)

He also died owing the IRS a fuckton of money and they never did get anywhere close to what he owed.

I like this scenario.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (4ErVI)

303 Nah Kreplach, those two are the furthest thing from the problem. Rest of the party, outside their small clique, deserve spicy description. I just can't believe they think that the "aw shucks, we promised guys, let's do what we promised" approach is appropriate at this point. Nothing will produce results, now (Trump basically signaled surrender on any "wall" confrontation with his silly tweets about military building the wall) - and shaming their own party into action is a ridiculous notion.


But it's not all dark - Mitch has committed to "criminal justice reform", come holidays or high water. So at least the GOP is finally going to the My Pillows for *one* of their campaign pledges. Oh, wait. You mean ...... huh, wasn't on the list? Interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (QDnY+)

304 300 Not an audition,recording his show The Royal Family

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (BXMxN)

305 298 >>>Why did the frog cross the road?

He's just doing what he's toad?
Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (Z9C5C)



Because he was stapled to the lesbian chicken.

Posted by: Just the punchline at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (NLLmE)

306

I don't know.

Why DID the frog cross the road?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (m45I2)

307
People without arms, or people who identify as armless, cannot "knock."



Can they swim?

Posted by: Bob


*doorbell rings*

Posted by: Matt at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (LL1Be)

308 Don Rickles would be Right Out!!

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (6B3eI)

309 I've commented in the past that Blazing Saddles could not be remade today in the current cultural climate.
But -- and this is a serious question -- how in the hell can you even have comedy at all, without saying things that will offend these people, who are actively looking for things at which to be offended? BOB NEWHART would have been offensive to these simpering fools, and they're being allowed to be in charge. They're the ones we're letting dictate terms.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (fD23g)

310 Gen Z only understands memes, and the left can't meme. That's our biggest advantage.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (oZ6kz)

311 "254
Also, even though millennials get blamed for all this, I'm a millennial
and when I went to college this shit hadn't kicked into high gear yet.
If you're 35, you're technically a millennial, yet I doubt your college
experience was even remotely like that of today's undergrads. The
groundwork was being laid all through the 80's, 90's and 00's, but we're
only seeing the absolute pinnacle of insanity in the past 10 years or
so. Not even that long, really. There *will* be a backlash.

And yes, Gen Z is David Hogg - it's also Kyle Kashuv and Hunter Pollock.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)"
Barely dodged the millenial label myself. This stuff was very much ramping up on campuses after 2000 or so. It was slow to pick up steam to reach where we are at, but the change was very, very noticeable at the time. We attributed it to a temporary PC mania at first, combined with those a couple of years younger than us being sanctimonious pricks. It only got worse from there. I suspect a key unappreciated element of it in the US were the constant draft scares from 2002 to late 2006 (gee, I wonder what happened in late 2006....)
Gen Z is arguably doing better. Fewer lunatics, although those they have are much more severe, reflecting the broader split in our culture. A lot of them grew up watching the stupidity of the last decade and want no part of it.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (eAshZ)

312 'Why did the frog cross the road?'

To burn a Peugeot?

Posted by: Clam Man at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (UdKB7)

313 @250 Any ground ceded to these barbarians is ground you will never get back. Their purpose is to move society's window of acceptance further and further to the outre and the bizarre. They are immoral imperialists who colonize our notions of what should be acceptable in a decent society. And they're just getting started.
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We may yet see a Victornia-era style backlash. People talk about how puritanical the Victorians were, while ignoring the reasons *why* they were like that. The Victorians ended up like that because they had to deal with the results of the opposite approach toward sexual mores. For instance, Queen Victoria ascended to the throne because while her uncle William IV had eight surviving children (out of ten), NONE of them were legitimate. This left an impression on British culture at the time.

So as things get more and more out of kilter, we may yet see a move to restore a semblance of older strictures and mores. We're unlikely to roll-back same sex marriage (that genie's likely not going back in the bottle any time soon due to the legal ramifications). But just about everything else could be overthrown in a hurry.

Posted by: junior at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (Fp6vo)

314 was the French gunman an Arab Arab or a Rif Berber or some other North African variant?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (eejEu)

315 304 300 Not an audition,recording his show The Royal Family
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:53 PM (BXMxN)


The Aristocrats!!>>The Royal Family.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (/9p9e)

316 >>What comes after Generation 'Z'?


The generation raised to be gender neutral/gender gifted. There's gonna be a lot of weirdos, angry weirdos, in that generation, I fear.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (W+vEI)

317 Soviet standup comedians....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (6B3eI)

318 Fat Man Ralphie May was a disciple of Kinison, literally. RIP

A decade ago the 16 year old Igno Son and I were in the second row center at a NJ comedy. He lit into my son for being skinny. When he took it well he was one of the repeat targets for the evening including a table of Yentas and Ralphies black following. (I cant see you you. Smile!). He got dating advice and how to get a BJ from the hottest girl in class by spreading rumors that she was a lesbian. He loved it

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (6UfqS)

319 Norton!....get ovah hear and fuck me in the butt!!
Posted by: Just the punchline at December 11, 2018 05:51 PM (NLLmE)

It was " Hey Norton, come on down--I wanna show ya something. Heh. heh."

That Eddie Murphy tape was hysterical. We were driving around laughing our asses off listening to that.

Then Dice came out a few years late and that's when this shit started. You can almost trace it all to when Dice was hired to host SNL and Nora Dunn boycotted the show....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (NFEMn)

320 But by all means, keep sending your kids to college. It will be DIFFERENT for them!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

321 Awful!

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM (RuIsu)

322 Gen Z is where the REAL Nazis of the twenty first century will come from.

How else can they rebel but become fascists?
Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 05:48 PM (auJJo)


My kids are Gen Z.

I can tell you this - for sure - Classical Liberalism is dead. And they both HATE Gen Y. As do their friends.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM (pCPGh)

323 The worst thing about Millenials is they think they know everything and it's so painfully obvious to everyone else that they're fucking clowns.

The other thing is how they like to snitch on people. Snitches get stitches needs to come back in a big way.

As far as Peak SJW, I don't know. I was hoping to see one of these ratfucking doxxers get their head blown off by someone they pulled this shit on before SJWism fades away. Is that too much to ask?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM (4ErVI)

324 In almost all humor, there is a victim.

Whether its a person, yourself, the weather.... something is the 'brunt' of the joke.

thus, you can always find something or someone to be ticked off about, with any joke.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM (NgKpN)

325
Eddie Murphy's, "Norton, I want you to fuck me up the ass!" bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-70XZP8y7e8

I'm surprised the SJWs haven't had it removed.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (f1Vqw)

326 People talk about how puritanical the Victorians were, while ignoring the reasons *why* they were like that.


The Victorians followed the Dickensian Gin Epidemic. People forget that cheap available gin was the crack cocaine of it's era. It damn near killed the lower class in Britain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (OElGY)

327 What comes after Generation 'Z'?

The apocalypse.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (fD23g)

328 318 Fat Man Ralphie May was a disciple of Kinison, literally. RIP

A decade ago the 16 year old Igno Son and I were in the second row center at a NJ comedy. He lit into my son for being skinny. When he took it well he was one of the repeat targets for the evening including a table of Yentas and Ralphies black following. (I cant see you you. Smile!). He got dating advice and how to get a BJ from the hottest girl in class by spreading rumors that she was a lesbian. He loved it
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2018 05:55 PM (6UfqS)


Chris Rush. There was a guy who I thought would make it but he never got past being a NYC regional stand up. Funny. And dirty.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (/9p9e)

329 Well, the urban lower class anyway.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (OElGY)

330 was the French gunman an Arab Arab or a Rif Berber or some other North African variant?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at Decem

Give Strasbourg's proximity to the German border, he could have come from there....
Imagine if it's one of Merkle's "kids."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (NFEMn)

331 All jokes must be heard in the original Klingon to be appreciated properly.

Posted by: H'tuw G'aygov at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (ctuyM)

332 Mr. Robinson's neighborhood....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 05:57 PM (6B3eI)

333 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM (4ErVI)

Yup, somehow Schools went from places you went to for learning, to someplace you went to teach.

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (NgKpN)

334 Ace: "Are people finally ready to start taking the scalps of the scalp hunters?"

Reintroduce Operation Pipewrench?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (6eEQ+)

335


Still waitin' for the backlash, boss.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (aKsyK)

336 Gen Z only understands memes, and the left can't meme. That's our biggest advantage.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:54 PM (oZ6kz)

Clearly you've never met us.

Posted by: Twitter, Google and other Tech Giants at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (tYPH9)

337 Speaking of comedy,the left is suddenly interested in deficits again.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (BXMxN)

338 Never noticed the lack of "Merry Christmas" in real life. In official, commercial, formal stuff - maybe some slouching toward "Happy Holidays" (but that ecumenical dodge always had some space, going back decades) - but with actual people, never did notice it. Anecdata. Meh.


And these cycles and pendulums of which some speak seem wondrous. But I don't see any evidence of them in anything serious.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (QDnY+)

339 'thus, you can always find something or someone to be ticked off about, with any joke.'


Aww you get used to it.

Posted by: the chicken at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (UdKB7)

340 " Would I? Would I?"


"Harelip! Harelip!"

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (LL1Be)

341 "Is it newsworthy if a female reporter at USAToday tends to sleep with men on her first date or non-date? If a semi-prominent online "reporter" has a big and well-known coke habit, why isn't that also news?"

If this is Ace asking in a roundabout way if he should do an Olympian mountain of blow and nail a few reporterettes: well yes, yes you should. All in favor?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (t+qrx)

342 Sam Kinison was/is my all time favorite.... his riff on the Pentecostal Preacher is priceless... "

MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!!

heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (6qErC)

343
Why did the frog cross the road?

To torch the Peugeot on the other side?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (TAmPV)

344 What comes after Generation 'Z'?"

Bass solo!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (6qErC)

345 well this is interesting. Liz MacDonald on Fox Biz just now: Gallup estimates 158 million foreigners want to enter the US.
oh Goody. And is that all?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (ZqRa6)

346 I would expect the latter half of Gen Z to be better because those are the ones that will have shitty millennial parents and they'll rebel against their bullshit. Depending on what source you check, Gen Z starts in either 1997 or 2000. So those kids mostly had Gen X parents.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (oZ6kz)

347 GHW Bush and his kinder, gentler bullshit presaged this peak stupid manifestation.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (FTPVM)

348 The creepiest thing is the post backing the guy who combed through a 14 year old's tweet. We will get all to "Think Correctly"? That is 1938 in a nutshell.

Posted by: Big V at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (sN665)

349 In the Pitch Perfect movies (SHUT UP it was on and the wife liked it and I had to watch - oh crap, phrasing, sorry I brought it up) anyway one of the girls is a lesbian and it is not played as oh she's so brave it is played for laughs.

I think we have not reached peak SJW, but I do think we pay WAY too much attention to insane people.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (ZfRYq)

350 We have not hit the point the left wants to take this yet.

They are looking for full on 'Enemies of the People' show trials and executions (with special 'green' bullets- that you will be charged for.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (6o8TS)

351
I'm trying to find another clip of Eddie Murphy talking about going to San Francisco and getting the fag police after him.

They had a fag on top of a car going, "Wooo, wooo, wooo!" Something like that.

"I kid the homosexuals. 'Cause they homosexual".

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (f1Vqw)

352 Ron White.... " if you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill you back....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (6B3eI)

353 Amy Schumer is socking FML?

Posted by: Clam Man at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (UdKB7)

354 When I was little, I was taught that one musn't post anything online unless you want it to come back and bite you on the ass. Everyone was anonymous with a handle.
I'm older now, and still say very little online, and I pass on the same lesson to young people who'll listen.Moral busy-bodies, muckrackers, and journalist scum shitfuckers are the ones trying to bite you in the ass. Zuck, the other social media goblins, the gov, and the media would love to do away with online anonymity. Fuck these people sideways with a rake.

Posted by: fb at December 11, 2018 06:01 PM (ynSfP)

355 A big part of the popularity of Dice and Al Bundy and others was in reaction to the stifling nature of Political Correctness.

Then the PC Thought Police doubled down, and now here we are.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 06:01 PM (jGvbj)

356 337
Speaking of comedy,the left is suddenly interested in deficits again.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 05:58 PM (BXMxN)
Give them credit. The GOPe from the last two years couldn't give two sh*ts about it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 11, 2018 06:01 PM (jxbfJ)

357

well this is interesting. Liz MacDonald on Fox Biz just now: Gallup estimates 158 million foreigners want to enter the US.
oh Goody. And is that all?


Um, no. We're full. Moose out front should've told you.

Now go back home and start pressing your government for freedom. Here's a copy of our Constitution to go by. Have fun.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (HaL55)

358 I seem to recall a time when universities were places where children became adults. But I must have been mistaken. They're clearly where children are kept in perpetual infancy.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (zJmMh)

359 The Left is killing one more institution: the right of laughter.

Not the act of laughing, but the God-given right to laugh out loud at stupid things, deemed by you and your group as a stupid thing.


We have ALL been the but of jokes in our lives. Most of the time, we have done something stupid in front of those that know us best, and they laugh at us. Because at the time, we probably deserved it.


And they are correct to do such laughing. Because it embarrasses us and makes us realize stupidity. It is a simple tool for a group to correct stupidity without violence. It works well.


And the Left is killing this ability for society to self-correct without violence.


Which means more violence is coming.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (UsCnO)

360 The anti- porn thing has made for some strange bedfellows.....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (6B3eI)

361 Snitches get stitches needs to come back in a big way.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 05:56 PM


As we used to say, Indicium enuntiata adipiscitur.

Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (ctuyM)

362 There was a lady who sang on the Bob and Tom show:

'You better not kill in Texas,
They just love to kill you.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (6o8TS)

363 The other thing is how they like to snitch on people. Snitches get stitches needs to come back in a big way.

Gen Y didn't invent that shit. They learned that from their Boomer parents.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (pCPGh)

364 well this is interesting. Liz MacDonald on Fox Biz just now: Gallup estimates 158 million foreigners want to enter the US.
oh Goody. And is that all?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (ZqRa6)

Goes to show you that most of the rest of the world is made up of Shithole countries....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (NFEMn)

365 What comes after Generation 'Z'?

.....

Not sure, but the end goal is for leftist perverts to be able to f*ck them while they are still pre-pubescent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (ctBVQ)

366 Also, is it just me, or has Diogenes' Lamp taken over the blog?

My opinion on that, though, is all the news that fits we print. And the internet is REALLY big.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (ZfRYq)

367 Both my boys are in college and I expect they see thru most of this BS. After being around me all their lives they know what the deal is.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (UdKB7)

368 they hate comedy because ridicule is their kryptonite. don't stop laughing upon them. they've earned that.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (nFwvY)

369 Have we reached Peak SJW?

No, I don't think so.

Some aspects of life are at Peak SJW. Universities are either very close to being there, or are there now. Some companies are up there with Universities; Google and Twitter come to mind. However, I think that garbage will infect everyday life in a way we don't yet understand. For the most part, unless you're an outspoken Conservative who puts their name on their content, we haven't been fully exposed to the hateful witch-hunting ways of the left. Every once in a while a normal will be exposed, but most of us haven't had that happen yet.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (9qZ3S)

370 Gallup estimates 158 million foreigners want to enter the US.
oh Goody. And is that all?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 11, 2018 05:59 PM (ZqRa6)

That's a lot less than I thought, given that foreigners are incapable of telling lies and polling companies are to always be trusted.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (tYPH9)

371 ....Gen X were better than their flower-humping Boomer parents. Meanwhile, in a complete 180 from their hippie parents, Millennials have spent their lives advocating for less freedom for themselves. You think Gen Z, the generation that has never lived a day in their lives without the internet (and most of them without Web 2.0) is going to just fall in line with that? Every generation rebels against the last. It's silly to think Gen Z and younger will just continue millennial SJW trends.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 05:41 PM (oZ6kz)

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Almost everything there is wrong.
(Of course we're all being a bit silly over-generalizing about these "generations" anyway!)

I know the MSM has taught everyone that the Boomers were all hippies but, in fact, they are the most conservative generation, at least in voting patterns. They have been so for a long time, more so than pre-Boomers.

After the Boomers, each succeeding generation has been more and more left-wing. The so-called rebellions against the older generations have consistently moved things leftward, never the reverse.

I wish I could believe otherwise but I can't.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (Rxduq)

372 Ah, D Lamp.... blast from the past....

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (6B3eI)

373
Another Eddie Murphy bit: Gay Mr. T.

Hey, boy, you lookin' might good in dem jeans.

And he starts with "Any old people who get offended easily, get the fuck out now. I do some nasty shit up here."

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (f1Vqw)

374 I mean, it's a terrible comparison in some ways, but I bet you Islamic fundamentalists in the 1950's and 1960's in places like Lebanon and Iran were pretty upset. Man, classical liberalism and freedom are crushing radical Islam. Girls in miniskirts and bikinis, rock and roll music, Coca-Cola - it's all downhill from here!

25 years later and they're right back in the 7th century.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (oZ6kz)

375 Fuck YOU Propublica

Never ever ever believe a website that says some govt agency was gutted! Who here got a $134 Billion raise from just 1 income source last year.

An eight-year campaign to slash the agencys budget has left it understaffed, hamstrung and operating with archaic equipment. The result: billions less to fund the government.
Year Income Corp
2018 $1,977,142.00 $450,377.00
SS
$1,280,054.00
2017 $1,843,569.00 $430,148.00 $1,218,321.00

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (JFO2v)

376 Meanwhile the de platforming of anyone with a divergent opinion continues.

Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (BXMxN)

377 I seem to recall a time when universities were places where children became adults. But I must have been mistaken. They're clearly where children are kept in perpetual infancy.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (zJmMh)


I remember the bad old days when profs would fail you for not knowing the course work. Failure is a great character builder. Hence why the left cannot allow failure. Can't have characters anymore, just NPCs.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (Y8PSl)

378 When I was little, I was taught that one musn't post anything online unless you want it to come back and bite you on the ass"

Indeed. In the early days of the interwebz, we ran a series of training programs that boiled down to "posting anything online is roughly the equivalent of printing it in 3 foot tall letters and hanging out front. And then inviting replies..."

So, yeah. Don't act surprised when someone throws back something you said two decades ago. The proper response is "sod off"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (6qErC)

379 That "Kaija" bint... the one who lists her pronouns in her Twitter profile... actually looks like the NPC meme

Posted by: weew at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (gk7if)

380 It's like my mother always told me. Sticks and stones may break your bones but jokes are a motherfvcking soul killer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)

381 "Ron White.... " if you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill you back....""

I would love to see Ron White's reaction to being told to sign a non-offense safe-space agreement. "Sure, I'll sign you're fvckin' piece o'paper; lemme have your pen there. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I was drunk in public? Or what I'd do to solve our border problem?"

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (fD23g)

382 Guys like Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor used to tell their funny, racially-tinged jokes and routines in front of racially-mixed audiences--who all laughed like hell.
Does anyone ever remember violence breaking out?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (NFEMn)

383 'Ah, D Lamp.... blast from the past....'

If it's good enough for lawyers...

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (UdKB7)

384 I am starting to think that I will go to my grave not knowing why the damn frog crossed the damn road.

Someone help me out here!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (m45I2)

385 "By signing this contract, you are agreeing to our no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism."

Anything else?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

386 But not the Irish !
*mic drop*

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (koNhm)

387 Also, is it just me, or has Diogenes' Lamp taken over the blog?

My opinion on that, though, is all the news that fits we print. And the internet is REALLY big.
Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2018 06:03 PM (ZfRYq)

--------------

D-Lamp was a bit too early with his stances. He also needed to temper the language somewhat in order not to make Ace and the blog look bad.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (ffYR/)

388
Forgot the link, Eddie Murphy more anti-gay humor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Wk1XOFSMw


I would love to see the reaction of a bunch of snowflakes on a college campus to this.

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (f1Vqw)

389 Was watching Holiday Inn with Bing Crosby last weekend on TCM - was surprised to see several actors in black face (1942) including Bing -
Why hasn't this movie been banned?

Posted by: Glenn John at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (LilNs)

390 I would love to see Ron White's reaction to being told to sign a non-offense safe-space agreement. "Sure, I'll sign you're fvckin' piece o'paper; lemme have your pen there. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I was drunk in public? Or what I'd do to solve our border problem?"
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (fD23g)


Or Sam Kinison's solution to African hunger?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (+VZS9)

391 351
I'm trying to find another clip of Eddie Murphy talking about going to San Francisco and getting the fag police after him.

They had a fag on top of a car going, "Wooo, wooo, wooo!" Something like that.

"I kid the homosexuals. 'Cause they homosexual".

Posted by: Fred Sanford at December 11, 2018 06:00 PM (f1Vqw)

Yeah that one is great. Isn't in his big stand up show Delirious? Even if it isn't, worth watching for the convo with his alcoholic father.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (4ErVI)

392 384 I am starting to think that I will go to my grave not knowing why the damn frog crossed the damn road.

Someone help me out here!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (m45I2)



It was stapled to the chicken.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (NLLmE)

393 "I know the MSM has taught everyone that the Boomers were all hippies but, in fact, they are the most conservative generation, at least in voting patterns. They have been so for a long time, more so than pre-Boomers.

After the Boomers, each succeeding generation has been more and more left-wing. The so-called rebellions against the older generations have consistently moved things leftward, never the reverse.

I wish I could believe otherwise but I can't.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (Rxduq) "

Boomers are the ones who started this Gramscian march through the institutions shit also so they don't get off the hook. They're more conservative in their voting patterns *because they're older now*. Gen X will get more conservative as they age as well.

They sure weren't very conservative in 1968 when they were lighting Chicago aflame during the DNC. Boomers weren't the "silent majority" that voted in Nixon - that was their parents and grandparents.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:08 PM (oZ6kz)

394 285 What comes after Generation 'Z'?

generation floob. written using floob, which is also used for spelling floob boober bab boober bub.

dr. seuss "on beyond zebra" is your friend.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 11, 2018 06:08 PM (xGZ+b)

395 I seem to recall a time when universities were places where children became adults. But I must have been mistaken. They're clearly where children are kept in perpetual infancy.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 06:02 PM (zJmMh)

Then they became extensions of High School.Which is a big reason why we are where we are now.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (NFEMn)

396 'Someone help me out here!'

Ok, when a boy frog and a girl frog like each other very much, the boy frog will do most anything to make some tadpoles.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (UdKB7)

397 Remember when comedians like Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, etc were hailed in pop culture as brave champions of free speech when the prudes trying to censor them were Christians?

Good times.

Posted by: weew at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (gk7if)

398 wrote Fisayo Eniolorunda,


And I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (0tfLf)

399 Nevermind the homosexual bit is from Eddie Murphy Raw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQBLzotAn3M

Don't care man the shit's funny. Listen to the laughter from the crowd.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (4ErVI)

400 Speaking of comedy,the left is suddenly interested in deficits again.





Obviously tax rates will have to go up.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 06:09 PM (hrcfq)

401 Another Eddie Murphy bit: Gay Mr. T.

Hey, boy, you lookin' might good in dem jeans.

And he starts with "Any old people who get offended easily, get the fuck out now. I do some nasty shit up here."


That was aimed at Bill Cosby.

Think about that.

Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2018 06:10 PM (ZfRYq)

402 On the topic:

Unfunny campuses:
You comedians are pussys if you ever take a nickel or go to a college campus! No Chicago Letter no comedy.
Old Has Been Movie Stars:
They would kill you and sell your meat to dogs. Why do you go?
Politicians:
FUCK YOU!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:10 PM (JFO2v)

403 Most of my material is not really funny,. It just sounds that way.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 06:10 PM (m45I2)

404 How about getting them to sign a contract agreeing to be funny ? Makes more sense.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:10 PM (U2TY5)

405 381 "Ron White.... " if you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill you back....""

I would love to see Ron White's reaction to being told to sign a non-offense safe-space agreement. "Sure, I'll sign you're fvckin' piece o'paper; lemme have your pen there. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I was drunk in public? Or what I'd do to solve our border problem?"


Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM



Ron White could do a 20 minute set on this topic alone.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2018 06:10 PM (0tfLf)

406 Funny, Muldoon??? Funny, how ??

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:11 PM (6B3eI)

407 And I mean we can play the blame game all the way back. The Greatest Generation got us Kennedy/LBJ and the Great Society, their parents got us Wilson and FDR and the New Deal, and so forth.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:11 PM (oZ6kz)

408 384 I am starting to think that I will go to my grave not knowing why the damn frog crossed the damn road.

Someone help me out here!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2018 06:06 PM (m45I2)


Germans were marching to Paris on the other side and the frog wanted to offer them his wife.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 06:11 PM (1g7ch)

409 >> Nevermind the homosexual bit is from Eddie Murphy Raw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQBLzotAn3M

That's the one, thanks!

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 06:12 PM (f1Vqw)

410 Back when I was in college, my entire floor would gather in the rec room once a week, because one guy had a TV and we'd all watch Monte Python. All laugh our asses off.

I guess college has changed since 1975.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:13 PM (fD23g)

411 the left is suddenly interested in deficits again."

And still confuses "deficits" with "debt"...

Still funny.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 11, 2018 06:13 PM (6qErC)

412 Have we reached "Peak SJW," which means the high point of SJW Neo-Puritanism for Mutants, but also means the point at which it declines?
Not even close; the Left is still tightening it's grip on society. They don't have complete control of the government, but they pretty much own the bureaucracy, and hold the whip hand in banking, finance, corporations, education, news media, and entertainment media .
This isn't "Peak SJW". It's the dawn of SJW's giving orders to everyone.
Come get on social media that doesn't ban conservatives while it's still around. Come join the Ace Of Spades Moron Horde on Gab:
https://tinyurl.com/ybxah6js

Posted by: Monty James at December 11, 2018 06:14 PM (Zqz9o)

413 >>>I am starting to think that I will go to my grave not knowing why the damn frog crossed the damn road.<<<

The lily pad on the other side was filled with fertile bitches.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 06:14 PM (Z9C5C)

414 This isn't "Peak SJW". It's the dawn of SJW's giving orders to everyone.

They're our generation's Red Guard.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 11, 2018 06:14 PM (fD23g)

415 After the Boomers, each succeeding generation has been more and more left-wing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:04 PM (Rxduq)


Bullshit. I like you - but Bullshit.

I started working in '95. Got out of college in '90.

Even Millennials are not as entitled as some of the Boomers I worked with. They loved to tell me how they "put in the time".

Make no mistake - a big part of this shit today is the last dying gasp of the last of the Baby Boomers.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 06:15 PM (pCPGh)

416 All I'm saying is things aren't so easy to predict.

Lenny Bruce would have shit his pants if you told him almost half a century later that censorship would be even worse in some ways, and that it would be coming almost entirely from the far left, not the stock character of the stodgy old buttoned down Republican.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:15 PM (oZ6kz)

417
I remember listening to those Eddie Murphy bits back in high school, and we were laughing out asses off in a homophobic hootenanny.

In that clip, note his gay act. The mannerisms, voice and blaring eye bit.

And later in college, we used to play those and laugh our asses off. Can you imagine what they'd do to us now for laughing at that. My God....

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 06:16 PM (f1Vqw)

418 Wots the difference between College Campuses and Planned Parenthood....sorry I blacked out.

Posted by: saf at December 11, 2018 06:16 PM (5IHGB)

419 Whatever happened to not fucking going if you don't find the fucking comedian fucking funny?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 11, 2018 06:16 PM (zJmMh)

420 The entire concept of " Safe Spaces" is something that sreams " break the damn door down, hold them at gunpoint, and beat their ass if they mouth off even once..."... just a thought.

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:16 PM (6B3eI)

421 389 Was watching Holiday Inn with Bing Crosby last weekend on TCM - was surprised to see several actors in black face (1942) including Bing -
Why hasn't this movie been banned?
Posted by: Glenn John at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (LilNs)

One line of one song in that movie?

Who was it set the darky free?
Abraham....

Sung by a Black Woman at that...

Should make SJW's have a heart attack!

Posted by: Don Q at December 11, 2018 06:17 PM (NgKpN)

422 In San Francisco, shouldn't "Baby It's Cold Outside" be a Summertime song?

-
Currently acceptable version of Baby It's Cold Outside.

https://bit.ly/2Ep1L6z

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 06:17 PM (+y/Ru)

423 We've got a over thousand illegals coming in every f'n day and all the GOP can do is cower. F' those f'n f' holes.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

424 I hope D-Lamp still lurks, just to see all the "D-Lamp something something" posts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 06:17 PM (AzW6q)

425
Boomers weren't the "silent majority" that voted in Nixon - that was their parents and grandparents.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?


That's right. We voted in Reagan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 06:18 PM (aKsyK)

426 The next video after Eddie Murphy was some guy (Murphy?) talking about Prince.

bleep, bleep, bleepity bleep bleep.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 06:18 PM (hrcfq)

427 Lenny Bruce would have shit his pants if you told him almost half a century later that censorship would be even worse in some ways, and that it would be coming almost entirely from the far left, not the stock character of the stodgy old buttoned down Republican.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:15 PM (oZ6kz)


And conversely appalled by Pronhub

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 06:18 PM (1g7ch)

428 Daily Mail has been obsessed with that Chis Watts murder case (dumbass CO loser who murdered his pregnant wife and two little girls this past summer).

But today's installment is kinda funny, in a dark way. You know that moment when your plan to murder your entire family and get away with it goes off course, 'cuz you realize that your neighbor's security camera has videoed you loading the dead bodies onto your truck . . . .

The cops videotaped Watts being shown the surveillance video for the first time, and you can see the "OMG, you gotta be shitting me" look in his eyes when he sees it.

If there was an award for unbelievably stupid criminals, this guy would definitely be in the running.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (fqUgw)

429 We've got a over thousand illegals coming in every f'n day and all the GOP can do is cower do what it's paid to do. F' those f'n f' holes.
Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

FIFY.

Posted by: The CoC at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (tYPH9)

430 I guess Stephen Foster sing alongs are out too...

Posted by: kraken at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (6B3eI)

431 My favorite comedies!

Pol Pot follower trying to find something to smother non communist. Things he tries. Haha TFF

Chinese Uighur family dinner argument about kosher parts of steppe pony. Cracks me up.

Venezuelan health teacher explaining puberty to girls and pointing out there are no feminine hygiene products in Maduraland. Holy shit thats funny.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (JFO2v)

432 Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:08 PM (oZ6kz)

Actually, that's not true.

Only the war protesting anti-draft boomers graduated and infiltrated the institutions.

The other Boomers went to vietnam, came back and started businesses (those that didn't succomb to agent orange or ptsd). Raised families like always but did allow the '50's commies in education to take over the system and thus their children became anti government socialists by the '80's.

people who are younger always want to blame the boomers for everything because we can't blame the so called greater generation because they endured the depression and fought the war.

I say hooey to that as it was the 'greater generation' who paid the least into social security and got the most out and who went along with LBJ's war on poverty (poverty won) and the war on drugs (drugs won) and who took advantage of medicare and medicaid and didn't put as much in as they got out.

I call them the greedy generation and it makes sense they were brought up during the lean times of the depression and when the money started flowing because of the war they were gleefully taking advantage at every opportunity from that point on. They were not going to be starved and wearing threadbare clothes ever again. Some have said that the war in the Pacific with Japan was manipulated into happening sooner so as to engage the country with both antagonists. (we didn't declare war on Germany until after Pearl Harbor and Germany's declaration against us)

The older generation is always too stupid, too greedy, too tight fisted, too whatever to the younger generation.

Read some greeks and you'll find they despaired of the young knowing their place also.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (auJJo)

433 Nood Google.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (ffYR/)

434 Didn't Eddie do a bit about people writing letters complaining about his schtick? I think he did but it might've been someone else.

These people have been around forever. Moral scolds. C.S. Lewis mentioned them (I think it was him). Difference back then was people told them to pound sand.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

435 Josh has quite the handle on doublethink, does he not? It's almost admirable, in a twisted sort of way.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (qC1Sy)

436 My bad - high school in 90 - college in 95.

SJW was in full force then. Gen Y did not invent that shit. Gen X didn't either.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 06:20 PM (pCPGh)

437 If there was an award for unbelievably stupid criminals, this guy would definitely be in the running.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (fqUgw)

If there was a lottery to pull the lever on death care I would skip buying new truck.

PS Thief beside Jesus went to Heaven, he wont!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2018 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

438 'FIFY.Posted by: The CoC '

I hope they shut down the government until next June. No budget, no deal.

Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2018 06:21 PM (UdKB7)

439 the left is suddenly interested in deficits again."
__________________

But not enough to stop the millions of third-world welfare-seekers from continuing to swarm across our southern border.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2018 06:21 PM (fqUgw)

440 >>>The entire concept of " Safe Spaces" is something that sreams " break
the damn door down, hold them at gunpoint, and beat their ass if they
mouth off even once..."... just a thought.<<<

Safe Spaces is where a half dozen friends sit in a lounge, within direct line of sight, and text each other.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (Z9C5C)

441
Charlie Murphy's show- True Hollywood Stories -
Rick James & Prince - Chappelle's show.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (hrcfq)

442 Bertram: Certainly some did. But most Boomers would have been in their early to mid 30s at the time. Reagan probably did get a majority of them, but I'd imagine he got an even higher percent among the Greatest Gen.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (zt1Ym)

443 The older generation is always too stupid, too greedy, too tight fisted, too whatever to the younger generation.

Read some greeks and you'll find they despaired of the young knowing their place also.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (auJJo)

------------

And yet I take shit as a Boomer, but was born in late '62. None of that applies to me. Painting with overly wide brushes is never a good idea.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 06:23 PM (ffYR/)

444 Doesn't that show that cohorts change as they age, though? The same kids chanting Free Huey and rioting in Chicago were voting for Reagan just over a decade later.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (zt1Ym)

445 Some have said that the war in the Pacific with Japan was manipulated into happening sooner so as to engage the country with both antagonists. (we didn't declare war on Germany until after Pearl Harbor and Germany's declaration against us)
....
Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (auJJo)


WWII was an elaborate hoax by FDR to go kick Frog ass in Africa.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (1g7ch)

446 Germans were marching to Paris on the other side and the frog wanted to offer them his wife.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
--------

This is why I hang out here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:26 PM (U7Mh9)

447


We are nowhere near Peak SJW-oil.

The Univerisites are still cranking them out by the truckload.

It has never turned out well.

Wait until the next time they get the controls, Obama will seem like a piker.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at December 11, 2018 06:28 PM (z8c2c)

448
WWII was an elaborate hoax by FDR to go kick Frog ass in Africa.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
---------

And Italian? FDR did not much care for Mussolini.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2018 06:29 PM (U7Mh9)

449 Jake: I'm not blaming the Boomers, though. Every generation has its pros and cons. I just think we shouldn't give up on Gen Z, especially the younger ones, because that same thread that runs all the way back to ancient Greece shows that every generation initially rejects the wisdom of their parents, and for young Gen Z members that wisdom will be SJW pablum.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:29 PM (zt1Ym)

450 393----Boomers are the ones who started this Gramscian march through the institutions shit also so they don't get off the hook. They're more conservative in their voting patterns *because they're older now*. Gen X will get more conservative as they age as well.

They sure weren't very conservative in 1968 when they were lighting Chicago aflame during the DNC. Boomers weren't the "silent majority" that voted in Nixon - that was their parents and grandparents.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 11, 2018 06:08 PM (oZ6kz)
------------------------------------------
---They were NOT the ones who started the Gramscian march. That was well under way before even the first Boomers were adults.

---The Chicago 1968 punks, led by pre-Boomers, BTW, were a tiny minority.
Forget the radicals. Just remember that for every casual attendee at a peace march there were 5 who served in the military and 2 who actually served in Vietnam.

---Only the very oldest Boomers could vote in 1968 since the age then was 21. The ones who could vote in 1972 favored Nixon over McGovern by a comfortable margin, despite their idiotic youth. (Compare that to the 18-24 set that polled as high as 85% for Sanders in 2016.)

---They may not have given us Nixon, but they sure as hell gave us Reagan.

---People do get more conservative as they get older but each generation is still more left-wing than the former one IN THEIR MATURITY. Gen X, for example, voted for Obama twice. They weren't kids then.

I don't care about blaming generations.
(If I did, I'd hit the Greatest Generation and pre-Boomers the hardest. Their leftists did the most damage.)
I'm just saying that there is no reason for optimism.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:36 PM (Rxduq)

451 "389 Was watching Holiday Inn with Bing Crosby last weekend on TCM - was surprised to see several actors in black face (1942) including Bing -
Why hasn't this movie been banned?
Posted by: Glenn John at December 11, 2018 06:07 PM (LilNs)"

I love that movie. There actually was a long period during which TCM refused to show it and then they started showing it again but edited out the blackface bit. Over the last few years with the atmosphere of film preservation being what it is, TCM made the programming decision to not edit or censor their movies in any way.

Speaking of Bing Crosby, I just finished reading a two volume biography about him. Amazing that he's largely forgotten among modern audiences relative to Sinatra.

Crosby had more number one hits than the Beatles and Elvis combined. He has the number one and number three best selling songs of all time, White Christmas and Silent Night, respectively. He was nominated for two best actor Oscars, winning in 1945. He was the number one box office draw for five straight years from 1946-1950.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at December 11, 2018 06:42 PM (3ufaJ)

452 Read some greeks and you'll find they despaired of the young knowing their place also.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2018 06:19 PM (auJJo)

Julius Caesar himself as a youth wore fringed sleeves on his tunics to outrage the older generation that had taken turns butchering large chunks of their political opponents under Marius and then Sulla.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2018 06:43 PM (P1zLD)

453 415---Make no mistake - a big part of this shit today is the last dying gasp of the last of the Baby Boomers.
Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 06:15 PM (pCPGh)
--------------------------------
I don't know or care what generations have the most poopyheads.

I'm looking at the voting patterns of different age demos at different stages in their lives.
Good luck when the Boomers die off!






Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:47 PM (Rxduq)

454 Will it be "Comedy" if no one laughs? I think not.

Insufferable and humorless pukes created the "Behavior Agreement".

There is only one appropriate response: FOAD

Posted by: steve walsh at December 11, 2018 06:51 PM (vf96M)

455 I don't know or care what generations have the most poopyheads.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:47 PM (Rxduq)


'Rita - you do. And you are not alone. You cared right up until the blame was put on your generation.

Folks - Millenials ain't in charge yet. Neither is Gen X.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (pCPGh)

456 442 Bertram: Certainly some did. But most Boomers would have been in their early to mid 30s at the time. Reagan probably did get a majority of them, but I'd imagine he got an even higher percent among the Greatest Gen.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:22 PM (zt1Ym)
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You'd imagine wrong, at least in 1980.

Many older folks still had a crazy loyalty to the Democratic Party they couldn't shake. It was mostly their kids that broke the pattern and were the initial "Reagan Democrats."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:52 PM (Rxduq)

457 444 ....The same kids chanting Free Huey and rioting in Chicago were voting for Reagan just over a decade later.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 11, 2018 06:25 PM (zt1Ym)
---------------------------------------------
False. The Chicago goons did NOT vote for Reagan.
They opposed him with every fiber of their being.

Fortunately, they were only a small minority.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 11, 2018 06:55 PM (Rxduq)

458 Google guy looks like the guy from Parks and Recreation.

Posted by: OCBill at December 11, 2018 07:02 PM (df+Zi)

459 I would have responded, "You realize *we're* the ones supposed to be doing the comedy, right?"

Posted by: GWB at December 11, 2018 08:35 PM (IVYWX)

460 And I would have waited for the inevitable "That's not funny!"

Posted by: GWB at December 11, 2018 08:36 PM (IVYWX)

461 "Our no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism,
ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or
anti-religion or anti-atheism."
Uhhhh, sounds like the only people you can mock at this joint are da Joooooos. Figures.

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