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Kevin Hart Forced Out as Oscars Host Over Shocking Discovery That He, as a Black Comedian, Has Deployed Jokes Involving the Word "Gay" In the Past

Quick, give me a glass of water so I can spit-take it all out.

The turn of events followed outcry over previous anti-gay tweets, and comments Hart made during stand-up routines nearly 10 years ago. Some of the tweets were feverishly deleted throughout the day on Thursday, leading to an Instagram video from the comedian that only made matters worse for him.

"My team calls me, 'Oh my God, Kevin, everyone’s upset by tweets you did years ago,'" he said in that video. "Guys, I'm nearly 40 years old. If you don't believe that people change, grow, evolve as they get older, I don't know what to tell you. If you want to hold people in a position where they always have to justify the past, do you. I'm the wrong guy, man."


Those words rang as a defiant non-apology for many. Hours later, Hart resurfaced with another video stating that the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences had given him an ultimatum: Apologize or we'll find a new host.

Forced apologies are what America is all about.

“I chose to pass on the apology,” the 39-year-old actor-comedian said in the video. "The reason why I passed is because I've addressed this several times. This is not the first time this has come up. I've addressed it. I've spoken on it. I've said where the rights and wrongs were. I've said who I am now versus who I was then. I've done it. I'm not going to continue to go back and tap into the days of old when I've moved on and I’m in a completely different place in my life."

That, too, rang hollow for many. Less than two hours later, Hart announced via Twitter that he was removing himself from the gig, and he finally offered the apology everyone was looking for.

Wired is just beside itself and just can't even!!!

The several-years-old missives, filled with homophobic slurs, began circulating almost as soon as Hart was announced as the host of next year's Academy Awards ceremony. The 39-year-old actor and comedian deleted many of the messages, including a 2011 tweet in which he wrote that, were his son to play with his daughter's dollhouse, Hart would "break it over his head & say n my voice 'stop that's gay'." But the internet quickly dug up several more crude and cruel statements from his Twitter feed, some of which included terms like "FAT FAG" and jokes about AIDS.

Kevin Hart's forced apology was made, of course, to try to stop the NPCs from ending his career completely. Which they're going to try to do.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:48 PM




Comments

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1 Never back down.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 07, 2018 05:46 PM (pR4Ro)

2 Womp Womp

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 07, 2018 05:47 PM (KCxuz)

3 Number 4 please

Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.

Best of all when rule 4 destroys minorities!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 05:48 PM (JFO2v)

4 This story is soooo gay.

Posted by: Naked Hunch at December 07, 2018 05:48 PM (uloIh)

5 His old jokes were gay.

Posted by: Roy at December 07, 2018 05:49 PM (ABjxW)

6 Nobody is as judgemental, intolerant, and unmerciful as a social justice warrior.

Posted by: Emmie at December 07, 2018 05:49 PM (4HMW8)

7 The hell with the SJW fags if they can't take a joke

Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2018 05:49 PM (gmo/4)

8 Did they make Robin Williams apologize before he killed himself?

Posted by: Naked Hunch at December 07, 2018 05:49 PM (uloIh)

9 that Queen video for I Want To Be Free? guess it wasnt played much at the Hart house.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 07, 2018 05:50 PM (fDJGk)

10 Just because you make a joke about homosexuals doesn't mean you are anti-gay anyway. I make jokes about rednecks and I are one. It doesn't make me anti-redneck.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 05:50 PM (G1zbl)

11
Never surrender. Never give up. Never apologize.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 05:50 PM (hrcfq)

12 What's his prison sentence?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2018 05:50 PM (iiixZ)

13 To know who rules you, determine who cannot be mocked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 05:50 PM (G1zbl)

14 Ace just cranking them out! He's a machine!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 05:50 PM (sf1AO)

15 I think his act isn't funny, and I dislike antigay humor, but I don't wet myself if I find out he feels differently. I just don't go to his show. Sorta like I don't watch the Oscars, because they're boring and self-righteous.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2018 05:51 PM (T6t7i)

16 Imagine Sam Kinison brought back from the dead

He d be crucified in a week

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 05:51 PM (7sv/n)

17 Ace just cranking them out! He's a machine!


ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 05:51 PM (G1zbl)

18 Who farted? - Just the Punchline

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 05:52 PM (G1zbl)

19 10
Just because you make a joke about homosexuals doesn't mean you are
anti-gay anyway. I make jokes about rednecks and I are one. It doesn't
make me anti-redneck.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


Ditto. I'm a Skandi, and I love iceback jokes because, you know, I have a pair.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2018 05:52 PM (T6t7i)

20
Ace is a self-aware sentient computer.
Show some respect or he'll go all skynet on you.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 05:52 PM (hrcfq)

21 White guys once again beating a black man into submission and telling him what he can and cannot say.

The circle is complete.

You'd think that people would eventually get tired of this.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 07, 2018 05:52 PM (BJKQV)

22 And there are a lot of hilarious gay jokes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 05:53 PM (G1zbl)

23 You'd think that people would eventually get tired of this.


Posted by: 29Victor

They will. Just wait.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2018 05:53 PM (T6t7i)

24 Nobody should be forced to apologize without a show trial. Unless it's a fuckin' homophobe. They should just be shot.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (hjaPQ)

25 Kinison acted out a true story about a dead guy raped by a gay necrophiliac mortician

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (7sv/n)

26 What great replies, before the apology. These sjw punks seem shocked when it turns out people have an unsavory moment in history. We all do. Can you imagine seeking an artist, actor, etc. who isn't morally squeaky clean? It would be exhausting and limiting.

Posted by: Jabroni at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (TcM5G)

27 Ditto. I'm a Skandi, and I love iceback jokes because, you know, I have a pair.
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2018 05:52 PM (T6t7i)

When I am depressed I go read the Iceback screed! Cheers me up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (JFO2v)

28 You know who I blame? Sasheen Littlefeather.

The Oscars jumped the shark that night 46 years ago, and it never recovered. Been a shitshow every year ever since.

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (c+2jX)

29 I thought Ace was down at the corner bar.

Posted by: Archer at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

30 Ok, but you don't have to put my head in that fence!

Just the punchline.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (KCxuz)

31 I was told that only gay men watch the Oscars.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (Z9C5C)

32 21 White guys once again beating a black man into submission and telling him what he can and cannot say.

The circle is complete.

You'd think that people would eventually get tired of this.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 07, 2018 05:52 PM (BJKQV)

Bet they cut his achilles tendons so he cant run from plantation!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 05:55 PM (JFO2v)

33 Gays are such sissies

Posted by: DJ3Way at December 07, 2018 05:56 PM (bhPL1)

34 22 And there are a lot of hilarious gay jokes.
---
This is the problem, right here. If gay jokes weren't so fuckin' funny, people wouldn't be telling them all the time.

So don't blame me--I'm not the one who made gay jokes so fuckin' funny.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 07, 2018 05:56 PM (hjaPQ)

35 Let's see...digging up James Gunn's purvey pedo "joke" tweets and Sarah Jeong's 100's of anti=white tweets is unfair, but nailing a legit comedian for old jokes is OK?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2018 05:56 PM (W+vEI)

36 Granted I am not a public figure, but I would never apologize, especially for things I might have said years, or even decades ago.

What was a harmless joke even five years ago has become verboten, and shall be used as a cudgel.

I still use the word fag, but I never direct it at gay people. I also use the noun retard, but never directed at special needs people. In both cases it is directed at cry-bully idiots, such as SJWs. Fags and retards, the lot of 'em.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 07, 2018 05:56 PM (xPJvm)

37 Wait, not enough sleep. I meant can you imagine seeking an artist, actor, etc. who IS morally squeaky clean? It would be exhausting and limiting.

Posted by: Jabroni at December 07, 2018 05:57 PM (TcM5G)

38 Sooooo -- The Academy didn't do a basic background check before naming Token Negro #756 to host the show? Don't they know that basic 100% of black comedians do gay jokes in their stand-up routines?

Considering all this, I suspect the whole thing was planned, to get people to watch an Oscars that was already lining up to be the most irrelevant Oscars of all time. Gin up a little controversy to lure in the viewers. That's what this is all about.

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 05:57 PM (c+2jX)

39 >>>filled with homophobic slurs,


So he said he is afraid to go to any bar that serves Zima and plays showtunes because he does not want to risk getting ass raped?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 07, 2018 05:57 PM (1g7ch)

40 So what is the deal with people from under the orange sun?

Posted by: Florp at December 07, 2018 05:57 PM (G1zbl)

41 Wow, looks like the Oscars planned on going top shelf this year. Who's up next, that guy that played Peppino on "The Real McCoys"?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 05:57 PM (sf1AO)

42 In the old days, people sought to be edgy, because that made them cool. Now, it's the complete opposite. Who can be the first to find something about which to be offended? The earlier, the more virtuous you are.

I read an article today about a woman who died from a brain infection induced by amoebas via her neti pot. How could that possibly be twisted into a PC issue, you ask? Easy. The amoebas are marching inexorably north from the warmer climes due to, you guessed it, climate disruption.

I wonder if the writer got a hernia from that heavy a lift.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2018 05:57 PM (T6t7i)

43 Bah. Nobody called nood.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

44 It's soon going to be at a crossroads with these SJW's and the rest of society.

They're either going to win absolute domination and control of society and the culture, or the rest of the country is going to have to tell them where the bear shits.

I'm for option 2, because....
Anyways, everyone so far seems to be in a hunker down and maybe the alligator wont see me mode, but the more these guys win, the more emboldened they get.

I could care less about Hart, but his head is on their wall now.
How many more?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 07, 2018 05:58 PM (z79tQ)

45 Hart was just in trouble last week for the crime of --- having a cowboys and Indians themed b-day party for his young son.


PROBLEMATIC. MUST BE SQUASHED.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2018 05:58 PM (W+vEI)

46 43 Bah. Nobody called nood.

Posted by: Insomniac

Sorry, I assumed we were all naked.

Posted by: Jabroni at December 07, 2018 05:58 PM (TcM5G)

47 Never surrender.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2018 05:58 PM (0tfLf)

48 ok fido I am just gonna show you one more time

just the pl

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 05:58 PM (JFO2v)

49 Having known a homosexual or two, I can tell you they can be some of the funniest people you've ever talked to. And the jokes about themselves? NSFW

Anyway, the only people outraged over some old and stale jokes are the uptight pinch-faced schoolmarms of the left. Though, I suppose that's an insult to schoolmarms, because schoolmarms at least knew a thing or two.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 05:59 PM (qC1Sy)

50 Lanny Davis career is over

Posted by: Jonah at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (HrSJb)

51 Bah. Nobody called nood.



If you are sensitive to the flow of the comments, you will feel the disturbance in the flow when a new post is up. You have to refresh at a faster rate to feel the full effect of the altered state of the blog.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (hrcfq)

52 What great news! This means antifa and blm will be putting the Confederate memorials back up, right?

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (zLDYs)

53 It was not so long ago that, who was it...Joy Reid...was discovered to have some very unsavory words about homosexuals in her past? And she's still good to go with the left, correct? Some people are absolved. Others not.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (JoUsr)

54 Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 07, 2018 05:58 PM (z79tQ)

I already don't give a shit...

I'm retired, and self identify as a curmudgeon... soooo...

Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (NgKpN)

55 Kevin Hart, a few years ago, said publicly that he wanted Republicans to go to his movies too. He would not get political

Posted by: Jonah at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (HrSJb)

56 Breaking news:

The Academy has chosen a replacement for Kevin Hart to host this years' Oscars:

Rudy Ray Moore.

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (c+2jX)

57 They won't be satisfied until Hart's son comes out as gay and Hart walks him down the aisle.

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (cAnNx)

58 That's so gay.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (NWiLs)

59 billy eichner
@billyeichner
Let @BetoORourke host the Oscars. We all like him and it'll be a real test to see if he can handle an impossible job in front of the world!

-
I have no idea who Billy Eichner is but I've got plenty of reasons to not watch the Oscars now.

I like Janice Dean's idea better.


Janice Dean
@JaniceDean
Why not just cancel the #oscars altogether? Would anyone really miss it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 06:01 PM (+y/Ru)

60 I could care less about Hart, but his head is on their wall now.
How many more?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 07, 2018 05:58 PM (z79tQ)

all of them!! Every fukn one of them! I hope their pitards are dull and covered in shit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:01 PM (JFO2v)

61 As usual, this is a power play.
People like Billy Eichner showing they can exert power over who's on tv.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2018 06:01 PM (W+vEI)

62
Anyway, the only people outraged over some old and stale jokes are the uptight pinch-faced schoolmarms of the left. Though, I suppose that's an insult to schoolmarms, because schoolmarms at least knew a thing or two.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 05:59 PM (qC1Sy)

We also have our own schoolmarms on the right... our own scolds.

Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 06:01 PM (NgKpN)

63 If you are sensitive to the flow of the comments, you will feel the disturbance in the flow when a new post is up. You have to refresh at a faster rate to feel the full effect of the altered state of the blog.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (hrcfq)

If I refreshed any faster my F5 key would go back in time.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

64 Alec Baldwin threatened to kill his 15 year old daughter on the Phone, anad made several gay insults in rants. He get a free pass.

Sean Penn beat up Madonna. Free pass

Posted by: Jonah at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (HrSJb)

65 You will be made to care or made a example of

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (/rm4P)

66 57 They won't be satisfied until Hart's son comes out as gay and Hart walks him down the aisle.
Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (cAnNx)

As his groom.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

67 I'm waiting for these guys to find out that Michelangelo was an a$$hole and protest the Sistine Chapel.

Posted by: Jabroni at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (TcM5G)

68 Never apologize

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (bcbK8)

69 The banhammer was invented for any morons or 'ettes who watch the oscars.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (y7DUB)

70 If there was a nuke at the Oscars I would only worry of there was a strong wind blowing fallout my way.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (JFO2v)

71 I don't care, let the Left eat itself.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (tYPH9)

72

Jokes about aids are funny, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (TNe4W)

73 Janice Dean
@JaniceDean
Why not just cancel the #oscars altogether? Would anyone really miss it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 06:01 PM (+y/Ru)
--------------

This kind of thing annoys me because I prefer finding out the Oscars were on about 3 weeks after they aired.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (qC1Sy)

74 So sad. When will they learn. Don't appoligize. If anything it should be a 'You think that's offensive? Hold my beer.' moment.

Posted by: Ron at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (oaz0u)

75 56 Breaking news:

The Academy has chosen a replacement for Kevin Hart to host this years' Oscars:

Rudy Ray Moore.
Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (c+2jX)

Is it wrong that when I read that I thought "Ruby Rod"... from 5th Element?

Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 06:03 PM (NgKpN)

76 28 You know who I blame? Sasheen Littlefeather.

The Oscars jumped the shark that night 46 years ago, and it never recovered. Been a shitshow every year ever since.

There's something to that, but to this day I think Brando was just trolling; mocking the Academy and the very idea of awards for actors. A lot of Method actors had no use for the Oscars.

Let's not forget the Jew hatred of Vanessa Redgrave that led to Paddy Chayefsky ripping her a new one at the same ceremony.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at December 07, 2018 06:03 PM (pPQeR)

77
Kevin Hart... black comedian, brought down by the Democrats?

Hmm. Seems there might be a different avenue for his career.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex and Colonized by Patriarchy at December 07, 2018 06:03 PM (e7O7B)

78 So, we're now at the point in America where liberals look at each other and scream "unlcean" due to some past transgression? Is that where we're at now?

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 06:03 PM (fUnZ7)

79 I just realized I'll never be the host of the Oscars.

Somehow I'll have to find the strength to carry on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

80

Besides, weren't we told that aids wasn't a "gay disease?"

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 07, 2018 06:03 PM (TNe4W)

81 Jimminy Crickets, yal are fast

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2018 06:03 PM (d7Ww2)

82 59. Put the Oscars on Am Radio.

Oscars are the Gay Man's Superbowl

Posted by: Jonah at December 07, 2018 06:03 PM (HrSJb)

83 We also have our own schoolmarms on the right... our own scolds.
Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 06:01 PM (NgKpN)
------------------

Not sure Kristol counts as a schoolmarm from the right. Though, I think he's got the estrogen for it.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (qC1Sy)

84
Kevin Hart dropped out because of "homophobic" comments from year ago. They need to replace him a gay man. How about one Kevin for another. The new host of the Oscars is... Kevin Spacey...oh wait..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (SiINZ)

85 26 What great replies, before the apology. These sjw punks seem shocked when it turns out people have an unsavory moment in history. We all do. Can you imagine seeking an artist, actor, etc. who isn't morally squeaky clean? It would be exhausting and limiting.
Posted by: Jabroni


So, you're saying that most actors, comedians, directors, producers, and so on have been drunk at some point and tried to feel up some woman? Or told an ethnic joke? Or made a snotty remark about gays? Naw.

The problem is that the media has created this fantasy world where republicans and conservatives are awful, bigoted, , homophobic, misogynistic horndogs, and liberals and democrats aren't. We're all nasty sometimes. They like to pretend they aren't.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (+lVUW)

86 this is really the problem constantly
they are so special they may never be insulted or offended.

this is why special rights' should not happen for anyone.

but whatever, speech laws, hate laws coming soon.

maybe you won't lose a job, but even go to jail, for badtalk.

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (2c0p7)

87 Comedian Brad Williams (a dwarf) was on a local radio show last week talking about how the only people offended by his humor are tall and usually well-off. He and Josh Blue (cerebral palsy guy) riffed on each other on stage once, and there were people horrified at what they were hearing. the horrified in the crowd were just who you'd expect to be horrified. SJWs scolds. So why were they at a comedy show featuring two funny guys who poke fun at themselves?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (xPJvm)

88 64 Alec Baldwin threatened to kill his 15 year old daughter on the Phone, anad made several gay insults in rants. He get a free pass.

Sean Penn beat up Madonna. Free pass
Posted by: Jonah


Both Obama and Hillary said the "Marriage is between a man and a woman -- end of statement" -- back when saying such a thing seems perfectly normal and reasonable, and a good way to garner votes from the center (i.e. pre 200.

Free pass.

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (c+2jX)

89 Is Soupy Sales still alive?

Posted by: Jonah at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (HrSJb)

90 I would love it if, for once, the designated victim not only refused to apologize, but then said "FU, what are you going to do about it?".

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (T6t7i)

91 >>I have no idea who Billy Eichner is but I've got plenty of reasons to not watch the Oscars now.


IIRC, he started as Jay Leno's man on the street interviewer. Was fat and jolly. Then got thin and b#tchy, and full of himself. He is one of those heinous celebrity SJWer types.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (W+vEI)

92
Rudy Ray Moore. The Wu Tang Collection - Shaolin Dolemite

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (hrcfq)

93 57 They won't be satisfied until Hart's son comes out as gay and Hart walks him down the aisle.
Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (cAnNx)

I think sucking and swallowing with a big smile would also work!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (JFO2v)

94 Funniest moment in Jumanji is when Kevin Hart barrels out of the jungle on an elephant, yelling "zoology, bitch!"

Posted by: Jabroni at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (TcM5G)

95

Homos vs. Blacks, The Sequel, Part MXIIVXQBGT

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

96 200smiley = 2008

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (c+2jX)

97 Are leper jokes sill okay?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (G1zbl)

98 What would happen if the SJWs found out that Harvey Milk had referred to someone as a fag?

Sink the garbage scow named for him?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

99 I've enjoyed all the Kevin Hart specials I've seen.

He has a bad habit of hooking up with women who can't keep their mouth shut, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

100 Pull up a seat, Kevin. Have a drink on me.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (QLvwG)

101 lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in everyyyyway.

that should be the SJW song.

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (2c0p7)

102 The fags are roaming the battlefield shooting survivors again.


Well black men are getting a good idea where they fit into the victim grievance hierarchy which is definitely above whites, OBVIOUSLY, but below pretty much everyone else on the totem pole.



Posted by: Kreplach at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (qxq6t)

103 Don't worry, when the Leftist revolution comes the race to out prove other Leftists some will get knocked out permanently.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (/rm4P)

104 So the upcoming Oscars are going to be Hart-less?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (tYPH9)

105 97 Are leper jokes sill okay?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (G1zbl)

Don't see many of those these days. They've really dropped off.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:06 PM (NWiLs)

106 Another Hollyweirdo eaten by Leviathan.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:06 PM (pgXNG)

107 Kevin Hart, a few years ago, said publicly that he wanted Republicans to go to his movies too. He would not get political

-
Racist hater!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 06:06 PM (+y/Ru)

108 I miss Johnny Carson.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 06:06 PM (dUJdY)

109 Hart should've stuck to ripping on straight white guys, preferably taxpayers. We're the only group you can dump on with impunity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

110 49 Having known a homosexual or two, I can tell you they can be some of the funniest people you've ever talked to. And the jokes about themselves? NSFW

Anyway, the only people outraged over some old and stale jokes are the uptight pinch-faced schoolmarms of the left. Though, I suppose that's an insult to schoolmarms, because schoolmarms at least knew a thing or two.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 05:59 PM (qC1Sy



Gay people of course can be hilarious. Just like straight people. But the "gay agenda" ie liberalism wrapped up in a rainbow flag, are humorless assholes just like their straight socialist bretheren.

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2018 06:06 PM (cAnNx)

111 97 Are leper jokes sill okay?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (G1zbl)

Well, the do grow on you... at least until they fall apart...

Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 06:06 PM (NgKpN)

112 102 Well black men are getting a good idea where they fit into the victim grievance hierarchy which is definitely above whites, OBVIOUSLY, but below pretty much everyone else on the totem pole.



Posted by: Kreplach at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (qxq6t)

Unless they're pole-smokers like Don Lemon.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:06 PM (pgXNG)

113 76 28 You know who I blame? Sasheen Littlefeather.

The Oscars jumped the shark that night 46 years ago, and it never recovered. Been a shitshow every year ever since.

There's something to that, but to this day I think Brando was just trolling; mocking the Academy and the very idea of awards for actors. A lot of Method actors had no use for the Oscars.

Let's not forget the Jew hatred of Vanessa Redgrave that led to Paddy Chayefsky ripping her a new one at the same ceremony.
Posted by: Geoff Flakey


Yeah, Sasheen and Vanessa Redgrave. The twin Grim Reapers for Oscars relevance.

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:07 PM (c+2jX)

114 I'm old enough to remember when it was the right who wanted to burn books and police speech.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at December 07, 2018 06:07 PM (9LIpg)

115 He could learn a thing or two from Orange man. You don't back down rather you double down.

Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:07 PM (jm1YL)

116 What would happen if the SJWs found out that Harvey Milk had referred to someone as a fag?


They'd fight him in The Octagon!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 06:07 PM (sf1AO)

117 83 We also have our own schoolmarms on the right... our own scolds.
Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 06:01 PM (NgKpN)
------------------

Not sure Kristol counts as a schoolmarm from the right. Though, I think he's got the estrogen for it.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 06:04 PM (qC1Sy)

That's not who I was thinking of.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

118 72

Jokes about aids are funny, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo

Apparently. Saw my brother last weekend and he was wearing a shirt that said "Stay Positive" with a pic of a methed up Charlie Sheen.

Posted by: Jabroni at December 07, 2018 06:07 PM (TcM5G)

119 Boswell, would you like to host the Oscars?

God, noooo! I am sorry, I apologize, no thank you. Forgive me - shoot me...

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2018 06:08 PM (OjnQU)

120 Willowed:

Gonna do my very best
And it ain't no lie
Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs)


Hasn't this already been decided and airline miles offered along with a GoFundMe page set up?

Posted by: Sponge at December 07, 2018 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

121 I had an Oscar once. It died of cold after the house caught on fire.

Posted by: feaked at December 07, 2018 06:08 PM (UdKB7)

122 Oscar I'm available do you suck dick? asking for hundreds in the audience......

Posted by: saf at December 07, 2018 06:08 PM (5IHGB)

123 Forced apologies are what America is all about.


Sounds like he's not apologizing which is awesome. Good for him.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 06:08 PM (NLLmE)

124 Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off at center ice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:08 PM (G1zbl)

125 97 Are leper jokes sill okay?
---
Keep the tip.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 07, 2018 06:08 PM (hjaPQ)

126 I was told that only gay men watch the Oscars.


Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (Z9C5C)
.........

Totally not gay.

Posted by: John Travolta at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (HgMAr)

127 They'd fight him in The Octagon!
Posted by: tu3031 at December 07, 2018 06:07 PM (sf1AO)


That's terrifying. If you die in Ontonagon, you die in real life too.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (t+qrx)

128 Sometimes I feel like I'm in the grocery store checkout line.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (kHwSu)

129 ''I miss Johnny Carson.''

And Bob Hope

Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (jm1YL)

130 Are leper jokes sill okay?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (G1zbl)

Don't see many of those these days. They've really dropped off.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 07, 2018 06:06 PM


Yeah, I'm stumped, too.

Posted by: Father Damien at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (e7O7B)

131 Now, I wouldn't recognize Kevin Hart if I saw him in an elevator, but I like his "fuck you, I explained this years ago".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (fuK7c)

132 I was hoping blacks and gays would have duked it out and the Democrat Party would lose a voting bloc, but alas, they simply will go for who gives them the most free shit.

Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (UfkIY)

133 105
97 Are leper jokes sill okay?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (G1zbl)



Don't see many of those these days. They've really dropped off.

+++++++++++
You just have to keep an ear to the ground.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (r+sAi)

134 D'oh....nevermind. He did knuckle under. Dammit.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (NLLmE)

135 Apparently. Saw my brother last weekend and he was wearing a shirt that said "Stay Positive" with a pic of a methed up Charlie Sheen.
Posted by: Jabroni at December 07, 2018 06:07 PM (TcM5G)


Presumably it meant HIV positive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

136 124 Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off at center ice.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:08 PM (G1zbl)

Yeah, and the Goalie sucked, didn't have a leg to stand on.

Posted by: Don Q at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (NgKpN)

137 I miss comedian Ralphie May who could get away with things because he was so fat

He once piled on the then 16 year old Igno Son for being so skinny. Then he gave him dating advice

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 06:10 PM (7sv/n)

138 Maybe Bamy or Mooch could host?

Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:10 PM (jm1YL)

139 Well black men are getting a good idea where they fit into the victim grievance hierarchy which is definitely above whites, OBVIOUSLY, but below pretty much everyone else on the totem pole.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (qxq6t)

Unless they're pole-smokers like Don Lemon.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:06 PM (pgXNG)

Lemon is a sour fruit before anything else, as a result, the color of his skin is meaningless to the Left's Intersectional hierarchy.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 06:10 PM (tYPH9)

140 135 Apparently. Saw my brother last weekend and he was wearing a shirt that said "Stay Positive" with a pic of a methed up Charlie Sheen.
Posted by: Jabroni at December 07, 2018 06:07 PM (TcM5G)

Presumably it meant HIV positive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Correct, but close enough for a joke.

Posted by: Jabroni at December 07, 2018 06:10 PM (TcM5G)

141 And Bob Hope
Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:09 PM (jm1YL)

Indeed. It's when the Oscars were fun to watch.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 06:10 PM (dUJdY)

142 Are leper jokes sill okay?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (G1zbl)

*******

Sure. Just no break dancing.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2018 06:10 PM (0tfLf)

143 I still repeat some of the Pedo jokes I learned here. Especially the Harry Reid ones.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:11 PM (G1zbl)

144 I was told that only gay men watch the Oscars.
Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (Z9C5C)

Just for the fashions, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 06:11 PM (fDU8w)

145 129
''I miss Johnny Carson.''



And Bob Hope

And Buddy Hackett

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 06:11 PM (K22Va)

146 Looks like homosexuals are belying the "gay" characterization.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

147
Are leper jokes sill okay?


It's a sore subject

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 07, 2018 06:11 PM (TAmPV)

148 They should replace the Oscars with a strip show followed by Hardcore.

It's the only reason people watch, to see hot people they want to fuck.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 06:11 PM (bcbK8)

149 136 124 Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off at center ice.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:08 PM (G1zbl)

Yeah, and the Goalie sucked, didn't have a leg to stand on.

They're horrible drivers, too. Always leaving their foot on the gas.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at December 07, 2018 06:11 PM (pPQeR)

150 A Fish Called Wanda was the end of Oscar relevance for me.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 06:12 PM (NLLmE)

151 Anyway, the only people outraged over some old and stale jokes are the uptight pinch-faced schoolmarms of the left. Though, I suppose that's an insult to schoolmarms, because schoolmarms at least knew a thing or two.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 05:59 PM (qC1Sy)

Progressives desire to suck the fun out of everything! They are bitter, cold, and vengeful looking to spread misery. It has taken me awhile to realize that the criticism of Christians by Leftist is not that they want people to control their lives but that they want government to control their lives.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:12 PM (JFO2v)

152 102 The fags are roaming the battlefield shooting survivors again.


Well black men are getting a good idea where they fit into the victim grievance hierarchy which is definitely above whites, OBVIOUSLY, but below pretty much everyone else on the totem pole.

Posted by: Kreplach



Academy: "Hmmm, which oppressed minority group will we appease with this year's token host? Chicks? Queers? Negroes? Trannies?"

(Huddled discussion.)

Academy: "Negroes it is. Larry, choose a token negro for us."

Larry: "Will do!"

Queers (sweeping into the room wearing a scarlet cape.) "Nobody expects the Gay Inquisition!"

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:12 PM (c+2jX)

153 you guys are gross.

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2018 06:12 PM (2c0p7)

154 Are leper jokes sill okay?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:05 PM (G1zbl)
.........

As long as they're not gay lepers.

and midget jokes? Midget wrestlers? Midget sex?
Of course no gay midgets, that would be mean.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2018 06:12 PM (HgMAr)

155 Leper? Ok. Lemur? Nope.

Posted by: feaked at December 07, 2018 06:12 PM (UdKB7)

156 Always asking for a hand out instead of a leg up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2018 06:13 PM (r+sAi)

157 Too bad Don Rickles passed away. He'd be funny AND untouchable.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 07, 2018 06:13 PM (QLvwG)

158 When are they going after Eddie Murphy? Delirious and Raw had a lot of "homophobic" humor in them.

Posted by: Sponge at December 07, 2018 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Boy, is this ever gay.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2018 06:13 PM (Evws/)

160 The left are humorless dullards who exist to suck all the joy out of life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

161 ''Indeed. It's when the Oscars were fun to watch.''

Everyone was fair game. It was a show we all looked forward to watching. I haven't watched in years and years and years.......

Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:13 PM (jm1YL)

162 so I guess there really is a gay mafia.

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2018 06:14 PM (2c0p7)

163 Leper? Ok. Lemur? Nope.
Posted by: feaked at December 07, 2018 06:12 PM (UdKB7)


Marmoset there'd be days like this.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 06:14 PM (t+qrx)

164 Hart can be funny at times - which makes him completely unsuitable for the Oscars as presently constituted. Mimes, I suggest mimes...

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2018 06:14 PM (OjnQU)

165 Actually, the Tonys are the Gay Man's Superbowl.

The Oscars are the Gay BCS Bowl.

Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 06:14 PM (fUnZ7)

166
Q: Why did the Lemur cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:14 PM (G1zbl)

167
A black homo leper comedian would have lots of material.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2018 06:14 PM (r+sAi)

168 And Buddy Hackett
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 06:11 PM (K22Va)

one of best HBO specials eva

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:15 PM (JFO2v)

169 And then he snaked that sewer pipe with a vengeance, like a gay plumber. - Just the punchline.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 06:15 PM (Z9C5C)

170

I've never watched any of the hollywood awards shows where rich and powerful people gave each other awards for being rich and powerful. Never appealed to me.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 06:15 PM (hrcfq)

171 I hope Caitlin Jenner defends Hart, and then Dennis Rodman, dressed in his famous pink tu-tu, goes after Jenner, calling him a "no good fake-female with a penis". Back and forth between Rodman and Jenner ensues. Fighting words are exchanged.


Finally the government of North Korea issues a statement threatening the Oscars ceremony, unless "Dennis Rodman is hired right away to host the broadcast, in the clothes of his choice and given a substantially upgraded make-up case". It is not permitted for Jenner to be invited, except to the VF after party.


The penalty if the Academy chooses not to comply with North Korean demands, according to the official North Korean statement, is "we will nuke Los Angeles from orbit".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the drinking lamp is lit at December 07, 2018 06:15 PM (Z216Q)

172 At least you can pay off Jesse Jackson.

Posted by: Xnycpeasant at December 07, 2018 06:15 PM (1/PZS)

173 I, for one, find the Lemur clade of strepsirrhine primates infinitely amusing.

Better than those STD ridden Koalas.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:15 PM (G1zbl)

174 My husband pleads with his siblings and their hell spawn every single Christmas to keep their politics to themselves.


They are incapable, even using the annual family wish list and updates to tell us they "pray for the country to correct the terrible mistake made in 2016."

I can't even anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

175 Apart from the SJW nonsense, what actually stings a bit is...I REALLY love movies. I love celebrating the art and craft of it, I like the best movies being rewarded and recognized.

The Oscars, apart from the Technical awards, are not about that. Maybe they never were, I dunno. I was younger and more innocent and trusting once.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 06:16 PM (bcbK8)

176 If there was a nuke at the Oscars I would only worry of there was a strong wind blowing fallout my way.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:02 PM (JFO2v)

The gay fallout would land very lightly, though. So there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 06:16 PM (fDU8w)

177 ''And Buddy Hackett''

And Jonathan Winters and ..the list is too long. Any comic who did a 5 minute routine on Carson. There were tons of them.

Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:16 PM (jm1YL)

178 Schuyler, not my thing either. I mean millions upon millions of dollars in adulation isn't enough? they still need a special party to show themselves as awesome?

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2018 06:17 PM (2c0p7)

179 zero fucks given. gay, straight, whateverthefuck. it's the oscars. can't think of anything more insignificant. any dullard can stand on stage and mumble, orange man bad. hell, get punchy deniro, he's cutting edge. fuck trump. ad infititum.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 06:17 PM (KP5rU)

180 Imagine Sam Kinison brought back from the dead

He d be crucified in a week"

Somehow I doubt that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 07, 2018 06:17 PM (6qErC)

181 Q: Why did the Lemur cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!



I've heard that down in Texas it is the armadillo they tell that joke about. Seems the armadillo has pretty good foot speed, but can't hold to a straight line.

So just when they are about to escape the vehicle bearing down on them, they swerve back in front of it.

That's the way it was explained to me once, long ago.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 06:17 PM (hrcfq)

182 I often wonder what ISIS thinks of Hollywood and the people who populate it?

And then I wonder *types* *deletes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

183 We have lost the ability to laugh at ourselves. Not here but society in general. Very sad.

Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:17 PM (jm1YL)

184 Worst Oscar host ever? I think it may have been the last time I actually sat and watched the whole thing because it was such a shitshow. David Letterman.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 06:17 PM (dUJdY)

185
I often wonder when someone like Hart gets the full sjw treatment is if they start to have a little bit of sympathy for what Trump or conservatives go through.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2018 06:18 PM (r+sAi)

186 A black homo leper comedian would have lots of material.

If he was also a disable dwarf veteran with a Hispanic surname he'd be the Postmaster General.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:18 PM (G1zbl)

187 so I guess there really is a gay mafia.

-
Well, George Takei did make that male model a proposition that he couldn't refuse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 06:18 PM (+y/Ru)

188 Imagine trying to do "Laugh-In" today.

Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:18 PM (jm1YL)

189 I was told that only gay men watch the Oscars.
Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 05:54 PM (Z9C5C)

I never knew this! Of course, having been a straight Heterosexual for the entirety of my life I have never even thought of watching or attending the televised Gay Pride parade known as the Oscars.

*cancels fabulous Oscar party*

Posted by: Corey "Standard Heterosexual Intercourse" Booker (D-NJ) at December 07, 2018 06:18 PM (tYPH9)

190 ''And Buddy Hackett''



And Jonathan Winters and ..the list is too long. Any comic who did a 5 minute routine on Carson. There were tons of them.

Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:16 PM (jm1YL)


And Joan Rivers, who died shortly after saying we had our first trannie FLOTUS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

191 In the Koran, Allah instructs that his heart is closed to the Jews forever due to their past transgressions. No repentance, no forgiveness. Not the only cue modern progressives take from that book.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2018 06:18 PM (dNzKv)

192 There is no room in this nation for hate speech. Especially gay hate speech. This is not who we are.


Posted by: THe Dogshit Party (You Know Who We Are) at December 07, 2018 06:18 PM (r9UYA)

193 174 My husband pleads with his siblings and their hell spawn every single Christmas to keep their politics to themselves.


They are incapable, even using the annual family wish list and updates to tell us they "pray for the country to correct the terrible mistake made in 2016."

I can't even anymore.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:16 PM (ptqGC)



I don't know how you deal with them. I would tell them to fuck off so many times.

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2018 06:19 PM (cAnNx)

194 168 And Buddy Hackett
Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 06:11 PM (K22Va)

one of best HBO specials eva
Posted by: rhennigant


Ever hear Buddy Hackett sing his song "Chinese Rock & Egg Roll" ? Most racist song ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0lhLjclpt0

Also quite hilarious. "Lock and Loll! Lock and Loll!"

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:19 PM (c+2jX)

195 We have lost the ability to laugh at ourselves. Not here but society in general. Very sad.

-
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 07, 2018 06:19 PM (+y/Ru)

196 "I chose to pass on the apology,"
------------

Spoken like a mature, thinking adult.

Never apologize to these people. They will interpret it as a sign of weakness and close in for the kill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2018 06:19 PM (2kj6M)

197 Forced apologies and no forgiveness. Liberalism is such an uplifting religion!

Posted by: sinalco at December 07, 2018 06:19 PM (yODqO)

198
Worst Oscar host ever? I think it may have been the last time I
actually sat and watched the whole thing because it was such a shitshow.
David Letterman.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 06:17 PM (dUJdY)


He's a nasty old crank.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

199 Actually, the Tonys are the Gay Man's Superbowl.

The Oscars are the Gay BCS Bowl.


Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 06:14 PM (fUnZ7)


Two snaps and a twirl!

Posted by: Men on Football at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (QLvwG)

200 Too bad Don Rickles passed away. He'd be funny AND untouchable.


Because of the leprosy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (G1zbl)

201 174. My Brother is a middle age white guy who lives in a major city. He is a partisan liberal, and votes Dem every time. Try to tell him that he is still the enemy to SWJ's and has a target on his back. He is a zombie though, and barely see him anymore

Posted by: Jonah at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (HrSJb)

202 Power of the ButtHurt..

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (of+54)

203 Kevin Hart is a lesson to regular black men out there. You re Deplorable. Join us and start voting that way

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (7sv/n)

204 I guess kevin can become gay to be forgiven.

maybe not good enough, trans, and fully transitioned. and have lost an eye a leg, maybe an arm in a fight with a rep.

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (2c0p7)

205 182 I often wonder what ISIS thinks of Hollywood and the people who populate it?

And then I wonder *types* *deletes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

oh please please great jihadis of ISIS do not kill our beloved hollywood whores and sluts we so love.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (JFO2v)

206 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 06:16 PM (bcbK

I completely agree. I do enjoy a good movie and I love for an actor or actress that I thought gave a stand out performance to get recognized. Meryl Streep and Frances McDormand ruined it forever for me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (dUJdY)

207

The SJWs talk like fags and their shit's all retarded.

Posted by: imp at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (w+Z9D)

208 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 22m

Totally clears the President. Thank you!

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (kHwSu)

209 I predict the new host will be very very funny.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (LWu6U)

210 183 We have lost the ability to laugh at ourselves. Not here but society in general. Very sad.
Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:17 PM (jm1YL)

"ZOMG HOW CAN YOU LAUGH WHEN ORANGE MAN BAD! HE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL I LITERALLY JUST CAN'T EVEN!"

--Take Your Pick of REEEEEEEing Lefties

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (pgXNG)

211 oscars/two dogs fucking. i'll watch the two dogs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (KP5rU)

212 I would like to put a big screen projector on a college campus and play the SNL Chevy Chase/ Pryor job interview skit and the Steve Martin King Tut song on endless repeat and see how long it takes before the equipment is destroyed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2018 06:21 PM (dNzKv)

213 Marmoset there'd be days like this.


How did you ferret out this information?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 06:21 PM (fuK7c)

214 Black homo lepers never play hockey because there are too many face-offs in the corner!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2018 06:21 PM (Evws/)

215 ''He's a nasty old crank. ''

He turned into one when he lost the Tonight show spot to Leno.

Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:21 PM (jm1YL)

216
A black homo leper comedian would have lots of material.


It would be the most intersectional Oscars ever. Talk about feeding two birds with one scone.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 07, 2018 06:21 PM (TAmPV)

217 In the future, Hollywood will tell all actresses, they have to be lesbian or bi sexual, to get work

Posted by: Jonah at December 07, 2018 06:21 PM (HrSJb)

218

I hear the woman abortion-clown from the DC press dinner is available. VERY available, IYKWIM.

Posted by: imp at December 07, 2018 06:22 PM (w+Z9D)

219 201 174. My Brother is a middle age white guy who lives in a major city. He is a partisan liberal, and votes Dem every time. Try to tell him that he is still the enemy to SWJ's and has a target on his back. He is a zombie though, and barely see him anymore
Posted by: Jonah at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (HrSJb)

They would give his wife and daughters to illegal invader rapists in a heartbeat!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:22 PM (JFO2v)

220 And Jonathan Winters and ..the list is too long. Any comic who did a 5 minute routine on Carson. There were tons of them.

Real individual talent back then. Maybe I'm too old and grouchy but no one is funny or original anymore.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 06:22 PM (K22Va)

221 Tuna, i'm not certain it's just them anymore, I find myself less able to snicker or laugh with or at them.

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2018 06:22 PM (2c0p7)

222 wrapping it up here

See folks on the movie and gun thread, I hope!

Have a great night, relax, have fun, buy ammo just in case though

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 07, 2018 06:23 PM (bcbK8)

223 The totalitarian thugs on the left have no idea of the massive push back that's coming down the pike.

None.

Posted by: John Roberts at December 07, 2018 06:23 PM (jWe5r)

224 205 oh please please great jihadis of ISIS do not kill our beloved hollywood whores and sluts we so love.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (JFO2v)

I already know one dude who has said "Fuck it, I'll grow a beard and convert to Islam. They don't want to kill anybody _I_ care about."

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:23 PM (pgXNG)

225 Hart didn't make his apology for the Oscars. He made it because the studios probably threatened to pull him from the next movie starring The Rock and his agent and manager threatened to fire him. They will seek to destroy you once you are in their crosshairs, and Hollywood is definitely an epicenter for their crap.

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2018 06:23 PM (cAnNx)

226 I don't care how woke and progressive a father is, he doesn't want his son to grow up and enjoy getting poked in the rear.

Posted by: Lamont_Cranston at December 07, 2018 06:23 PM (3ufaJ)

227 Letterman went after Oprah hard, when he hosted. Never was invited back.

they will bring back man show Kimmel, and give him a pass

Posted by: Jonah at December 07, 2018 06:23 PM (HrSJb)

228 Imagine Sam Kinison brought back from the dead
...........

He could fill in for Sarah Sanders at press briefings when she needs a day off.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2018 06:24 PM (HgMAr)

229 55
Kevin Hart, a few years ago, said publicly that he wanted Republicans to go to his movies too. He would not get political


Posted by: Jonah at December 07, 2018 06:00 PM (HrSJb)
Which is the real reason for targeting him.

I remember when gays were funny and they laughed at themselves too.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 07, 2018 06:24 PM (d6Ksn)

230 The SJWs talk like are blatant fags and their shit's all retarded.
Posted by: imp at December 07, 2018 06:20 PM (w+Z9D)

FIFY.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 07, 2018 06:24 PM (tYPH9)

231 Black homo lepers don't play baseball either -- too many dropped balls!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2018 06:24 PM (Evws/)

232 Coulda just said, "I'm sorry about your butt-hurt."

Covers everything.

Posted by: dagny at December 07, 2018 06:24 PM (nRWPy)

233 Homos vs. Blacks, The Sequel, Part MXIIVXQBGT
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


"Bet 40 quatloos on the tallest, Wilhelmina."

Posted by: Kyrstol's wife at December 07, 2018 06:24 PM (ZejZP)

234 ''Real individual talent back then. Maybe I'm too old and grouchy but no one is funny or original anymore. ''

Wildly original individual talent.

Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:24 PM (jm1YL)

235 215 ''He's a nasty old crank. ''

He turned into one when he lost the Tonight show spot to Leno.
Posted by: Tuna at December 07, 2018 06:21 PM (jm1YL)

I actually just saw footage of him being a bitter little shit about that a while ago when I was looking for Jay Leno's Doritos commercials.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:24 PM (pgXNG)

236 212 I would like to put a big screen projector on a college campus and play the SNL Chevy Chase/ Pryor job interview skit

spear chucker dead honkie

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:24 PM (JFO2v)

237 Q: Why did the Lemur cross the road?
A: He was 'mad at the gas car'?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2018 06:24 PM (W+vEI)

238 Wanna know who really riffed on the gays?
Sam Kinison.

"I've had a lot of sweaty balls in my face, but this is love."
No. It's a guy's hairy ass.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 07, 2018 06:25 PM (jWe5r)

239 I would like to put a big screen projector on a
college campus and play the SNL Chevy Chase/ Pryor job interview skit
and the Steve Martin King Tut song on endless repeat and see how long it
takes before the equipment is destroyed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2018 06:21 PM (dNzKv)

Yup! And also the Garret Morris parole hearing skit where he's 'gonna grab me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see!'

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 07, 2018 06:25 PM (QLvwG)

240 #OscarsSoWhite

Thank God they saved us from the scary mean negro.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 07, 2018 06:25 PM (oZ6kz)

241 We have lost the ability to laugh at ourselves. Not here but society in general. Very sad.
Posted by: Tuna
-------

We haven't lost it, it has been deliberately stamped out. The Left's great success has been the conversion of every aspect of our lives into a political issue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2018 06:25 PM (/dN1M)

242 I wonder how much of this 'you must love all things homosexual' is about Barack and Mooch?

Posted by: dagny at December 07, 2018 06:25 PM (nRWPy)

243
Look up the Tim Conway Elephant joke on the Carol Burnett show with 'Momma'.

Conway's deadpan delivery of a nonsensical joke has the stars struggling to not laugh. It's on youtube.

I'm not really a fan of Tim Conway, but that is a treasured video clip.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 07, 2018 06:26 PM (hrcfq)

244 No! This is a good thing! Now we know that Gay trumps Black in the Victimology Olympics. Now we just need to figure out if Moslem beats Gay or Gay beat Moslem. (Hanging curve ball)

Posted by: JB1000 at December 07, 2018 06:26 PM (aZ9CV)

245 Never forget - Mark Steyn lost his job at the National Review for repeating a joke of Bob Hope's from the 1970s.

Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2018 06:26 PM (ZfRYq)

246 yeah the thing is you also have to be the right kind of gay. still have to be a left gay to survive in their world.

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (2c0p7)

247 It's like these people are living out the old saw -

The forget nothing, and they learn nothing.


Here they are trying to break free from that millennia of wisdom we call *western civilization*. Like the toddler who insists on doing things for themselves, they insist on creating new morals and ethics to replace the ones they threw out the window.

Well those values (don't be promiscuous, don't be gay, mind your own business, don't cast stones, don't judge,....) well those values took millennia and a lot of blood to get there. A lot of blood.

Societies would often go along for decades or more ignoring one or two of them and suddenly learn why it was important. Societies that followed that wisdom, and added to it without starting over, flourished and got us where we are today.

But these children know better. And my 4yo knows how to buckle their own car seat and I sit and wait for her to either give up, or to give in and let me help.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (LWu6U)

248 15 I think his act isn't funny, and I dislike antigay humor, but I don't wet myself if I find out he feels differently. I just don't go to his show. Sorta like I don't watch the Oscars, because they're boring and self-righteous.
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2018 05:51


You left off "self indulgent" and "shallow". I'd like to be able to say that I boycott the Oscars because the lefty actors won't shut their big yaps about politics, but I don't watch that shit anyway.

And I'm still pissed off about "Titanic" winning best movie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (+lVUW)

249 They are incapable, even using the annual family wish list and updates to tell us they "pray for the country to correct the terrible mistake made in 2016."
I can't even anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:16 PM (ptqGC)
-----------

Funny thing, my cousins are democrats yet, politics aren't an issue with us. Mainly because we don't discuss Politics and prefer to keep it that way.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (qC1Sy)

250 Esther Choo, an Uber feminist/ progressive EM doc with a substantial following due to her outspoken feminism has made a very public veiled threat against conservative EM physicians who discuss conservative politics in a private FB group. Apparently a mole in our group has been feeding her screenshots of conversations, and she is threatening to doxx group members to her thousands of prog/ feminist SJW minions to attack.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (dNzKv)

251 "I predict the new host will be very very funny."

Ha ha! See? I'm laughing already!

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (OjnQU)

252 We haven't lost it, it has been deliberately stamped out. The Left's great success has been the conversion of every aspect of our lives into a political issue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2018 06:25 PM (/dN1M)


Yep.

Posted by: eleven at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (NLLmE)

253 Yeah, Andrew Dice Clay would not have a job these days.

Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (fUnZ7)

254 anyway, night all, try to be nice to eachother. Happy Hanukkah to those that do.

Posted by: willow at December 07, 2018 06:28 PM (2c0p7)

255 244 No! This is a good thing! Now we know that Gay trumps Black in the Victimology Olympics. Now we just need to figure out if Moslem beats Gay or Gay beat Moslem. (Hanging curve ball)
Posted by: JB1000 at December 07, 2018 06:26 PM (aZ9CV)

Muslim beats EVERYTHING.

With a rusty scimitar.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:28 PM (pgXNG)

256 Thank God they saved us from the scary mean negro.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 07, 2018 06:25 PM (oZ6kz)

I would watch the Negro Oscars

Every actor/actress Has to do the Thelma McQueen line for acceptance!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

257 Imagine Sam Kinison brought back from the dead

He d be crucified in a week

====
Would he? I don't recall much homo non-worship anti-gay stuff in his act. I would think that all the anti-Christian stuff (zombie Jesus, which was a hoot) would get him a ticker-tape parade from the NPC h8ters.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 07, 2018 06:29 PM (noshc)

258
Watch the Academy Awards to know which flicks to avoid.

Posted by: Glenn John at December 07, 2018 06:29 PM (LilNs)

259 250 Esther Choo, an Uber feminist/ progressive EM doc with a substantial following due to her outspoken feminism has made a very public veiled threat against conservative EM physicians who discuss conservative politics in a private FB group. Apparently a mole in our group has been feeding her screenshots of conversations, and she is threatening to doxx group members to her thousands of prog/ feminist SJW minions to attack.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


What's an "EM doc"? A doctor who treats someone with electro-magnetism -- like Mesmer?

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:29 PM (c+2jX)

260 Here's a thought.


Why don't the Oscars just cut to the chase and hire Choom Boy to host? You know he'd jump at the chance.


Just imagine. No, don't. Think of Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Kake I linked earlier instead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

261 Let the NPC who is without sin, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2018 06:29 PM (BfOXk)

262 I'm not a big Kevin Hart fan but he can be funny and this is retarded crap from the Queer Stasi.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2018 06:29 PM (39g3+)

263 Never forget - Mark Steyn lost his job at the National Review for repeating a joke of Bob Hope's from the 1970s.


I thought he lost his job for wanting an independent defense counsel in some bullshit lawsuit that NR was caving in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 06:29 PM (fuK7c)

264 Amos & Andy were funny because they were funny. Does anyone doubt for a minute that they were developed comedians/actors?

It would make as much sense to criticize 'Car 54' as denigrating to white men.

It's comedy , assholes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2018 06:30 PM (4bd7D)

265 I guess HArt never heard of Frank Cho.

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 07, 2018 06:30 PM (oFsfu)

266 The funniest thing about Leftist Victimhood is that Muslims are the only time where Men outrank Women.

Well, that and M->F Trannies outrank real women.

Unless they're too fat or too ugly.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:30 PM (pgXNG)

267

O/T, but of course this article would appear in "the Scotsman"

SELF REPORTED!!!!

http://www.scotsman.com.jpmultisite.co.uk/read-this/ mum-bought-inflatable-sheep-sex-doll-nativity-play/

Posted by: imp at December 07, 2018 06:30 PM (w+Z9D)

268 I already know one dude who has said "Fuck it, I'll grow a beard and convert to Islam. They don't want to kill anybody _I_ care about."
Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:23 PM (pgXNG)
------------------------

And he said this within hearing of others?

Wow.

Self-identifying as a collaborator isn't a wise career move, I think.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 06:30 PM (qC1Sy)

269 253 Yeah, Andrew Dice Clay would not have a job these days.
Posted by: shibumi at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (fUnZ7)

he needed the money!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:30 PM (JFO2v)

270

Your cum tasts like shit!

Posted by: Outraged Fag at December 07, 2018 06:30 PM (UFLLM)

271 >>Apparently a mole in our group has been feeding her screenshots of conversations, and she is threatening to doxx group members to her thousands of prog/ feminist SJW minions to attack.


Aw, geez, that sucks.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2018 06:31 PM (W+vEI)

272 Sam Kinison wouldn't give the tiniest of fucks about any of this shit and he would sell out every place he played.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2018 06:31 PM (BfOXk)

273
Imagine Sam Kinison brought back from the dead


His #MeToo line would be mile long

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 07, 2018 06:31 PM (TAmPV)

274 Is that an opossum outside my window? In broad daylight?

Posted by: Surfperch, staring out at the Suburban Trashscape that surround him at December 07, 2018 06:31 PM (tYPH9)

275 What's an "EM doc"? A doctor who treats someone with electro-magnetism -- like Mesmer?
Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:29 PM (c+2jX)

Emergency Medicine. ER. Except we are trying to get away from the "room" mentality with hospital administrators.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2018 06:31 PM (dNzKv)

276
Esther Choo, an Uber feminist/ progressive EM doc with a substantial
following due to her outspoken feminism has made a very public veiled
threat against conservative EM physicians who discuss conservative
politics in a private FB group. Apparently a mole in our group has been
feeding her screenshots of conversations, and she is threatening to doxx
group members to her thousands of prog/ feminist SJW minions to attack.


Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (dNzKv)


She seems nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

277 Ho Mo you don't.

Posted by: Ben Dover at December 07, 2018 06:31 PM (ELo06)

278 Kevin who? I never heard of this guy until a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 07, 2018 06:32 PM (tfbws)

279 Yeah, Andrew Dice Clay would not have a job these days.



He had a part in HBO's "Vinyl". Unrecognizable.

Cool that he was able to put his ego aside and look like shit, but he looked like shit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 06:32 PM (fuK7c)

280 "I thought he lost his job for wanting an independent defense counsel in some bullshit lawsuit that NR was caving in"

Yeah, wasn't this the Michael Mann dust up? He didn't want NR's attorney representing him as I recall, so NR dumped him, being, you know, NR.

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2018 06:32 PM (OjnQU)

281 Black Jeopardy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VaXlMvAvk

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:32 PM (JFO2v)

282 249 They are incapable, even using the annual family wish list and updates to tell us they "pray for the country to correct the terrible mistake made in 2016."
I can't even anymore.
______________

Tell them you'd like them to pray with you for the country to correct the terrible mistakes made in 2008 and 2012.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2018 06:32 PM (fqUgw)

283 They are incapable, even using the annual family wish list and updates to tell us they "pray for the country to correct the terrible mistake made in 2016."
I can't even anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:16 PM (ptqGC)



Every time someone mentions something good happening, interject 'Praise the Trumpenfueher!', with a double OK sign.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:32 PM (G1zbl)

284 Is Kevin Hart the guy who was in a terrible limo crash a while back?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

285 I demand apologies for comments 209, 39 and 143!!!!

(OK, I used random.org to generate those numbers -- didn't even read those posts -- but I'm still offended on behalf of society. Apologize!!)

Posted by: WaterCow at December 07, 2018 06:32 PM (T9f3V)

286 If the Oscars are important then you get someone who is well known to host it, an Everyman, an iconic celebrity, not somebody nobody has ever heard of. Their recent choices signal not only the fall of Oscars but of the whole industry.

Posted by: Decaf at December 07, 2018 06:33 PM (jLBUC)

287 The. Hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

288 275 What's an "EM doc"? A doctor who treats someone with electro-magnetism -- like Mesmer?
Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:29 PM (c+2jX)

Emergency Medicine. ER. Except we are trying to get away from the "room" mentality with hospital administrators.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


So it's illegal for the doctor who saves your life to be a conservative? Fun times, fun times.

All of you should "out" yourselves en masse and say, "Come and get us, bitch." Show of numbers.

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:33 PM (c+2jX)

289 Whew. The Banhammer is quick.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

290 If Kevin Hart self-identified as Sammy Davis Jr., he could do whatever he wanted to.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 06:33 PM (Z9C5C)

291 Esther Choo, an Uber feminist/ progressive EM doc with a substantial
following due to her outspoken feminism has made a very public veiled
threat against conservative EM physicians who discuss conservative
politics in a private FB group. Apparently a mole in our group has been
feeding her screenshots of conversations, and she is threatening to doxx
group members to her thousands of prog/ feminist SJW minions to attack.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (dNzKv)

-----------------

*types*
*deletes*
*types some more*
*Hastily deletes*

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (qC1Sy)

292 268 And he said this within hearing of others?

Wow.

Self-identifying as a collaborator isn't a wise career move, I think.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 07, 2018 06:30 PM (qC1Sy)

He's a MGTOW type. He doesn't particularly believe in Islam or anything Muhammad said. He just doesn't care if they go around slaughtering women and homos, so he says he's got nothing to lose if he had to convert.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (pgXNG)

293 Is Kevin Hart the guy who was in a terrible limo crash a while back?
Posted by: Jane D'oh


No Jane. That was Tracey Morgan.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (KUNWw)

294 Is Kevin Hart the guy who was in a terrible limo crash a while back?

Thinking of Tracy Morgan

Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (OjnQU)

295 "I don't recall much homo non-worship anti-gay stuff in his act."

There was. And it was classic Kinison.

"What? Some girl broke your heart? Well, where can I learn to swallow a sword?"

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (jWe5r)

296 Why are gays always having sex in the restrooms?

Because they like the smell. It's like a gay aphrodisiac.

Posted by: Ben Dover at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (ELo06)

297 Your cum tastes like shit!
Posted by: Outraged Fag at December 07, 2018 06:30 PM (UFLLM)

Hey! With a name like mine, you should've known what you were getting into!

Posted by: Don Lemon, a Sour Fruit in more ways than one at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (tYPH9)

298 Emergency Medicine. ER. Except we are trying to get away from the "room" mentality with hospital administrators.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2018 06:31 PM (dNzKv)

Aha, another management fad, like "human resources" instead of personnel, and "total quality management".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (fDU8w)

299 Now we just need to figure out if Moslem beats Gay or Gay beat Moslem

I think it's all Rouchambeau. Everybody beats somebody but loses to someone else. Of course, the rules change every day, so you have to keep up.

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (DwF62)

300 264
Amos Andy were funny because they were funny. Does anyone doubt for a minute that they were developed comedians/actors?

That's right. They weren't black guys, they were funny guys with a unique talent.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (K22Va)

301 Blue on blue fire, pass the popcorn. Guess what Kev. you're just the latest speed bump for the SJW express. Still want to hang out with them? My guess is, that yes you do. Because. Well. Yea.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (nAeGR)

302 284 Is Kevin Hart the guy who was in a terrible limo crash a while back?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:32 PM (ptqGC)



I don't think so...

That's the actor that is now paralyzed right?

Kevin Hart is a comedian that has been getting good roles with The Rock in Central Intelligence and the Jumanji sequel.

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (cAnNx)

303 He had a part in HBO's "Vinyl". Unrecognizable.

That was a pretty good show. So of course they canceled it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 07, 2018 06:35 PM (39g3+)

304 No Jane. That was Tracey Morgan.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:34 PM (KUNWw)


Okay. I could make an un-funny Hillary-type joke but won't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

305 Is Kevin Hart the guy who was in a terrible limo crash a while back?

Tracy Morgan.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 06:35 PM (fuK7c)

306 Druge headline: Chief of Staff Kelly OUT

Whatfinger headline: fakenews, Kelly Not Out

Dueling aggregators

Posted by: Braenyard at December 07, 2018 06:35 PM (kHwSu)

307 245 Never forget - Mark Steyn lost his job at the National Review for repeating a joke of Bob Hope's from the 1970s.
_________________

The one about leaving CA before they made homosexuality mandatory?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2018 06:35 PM (fqUgw)

308 280 "I thought he lost his job for wanting an independent defense counsel in some bullshit lawsuit that NR was caving in"

Yeah, wasn't this the Michael Mann dust up? He didn't want NR's attorney representing him as I recall, so NR dumped him, being, you know, NR.
Posted by: Boswell at December 07, 2018 06:32 PM (OjnQU)


Kinda, but not exactly. Steyn got irritated at NR when they wanted to act like whimps on the MM case and they divided counsel. Then later, about this time of year, actually he referred to Hope's "how to make a fruit cordial" joke and one of the editors wrote a public piece screeching at him. He replied, the ahole replied and Steyn quit. They didn't get rid of him and, in fact, begged him publicly to return.

Posted by: dagny at December 07, 2018 06:36 PM (nRWPy)

309 289 Whew. The Banhammer is quick.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 07, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

who be banned!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:36 PM (JFO2v)

310 Whomever banhammered that piece of shit so fast. Thank you!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:36 PM (nAeGR)

311

better link of Scottish sheep sex doll, with pic:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/ scottish-news/mortified-mum-sends-son-5-13699368

Posted by: imp at December 07, 2018 06:36 PM (w+Z9D)

312 Esther Choo, an Uber feminist/ progressive EM doc with a substantial following due to her outspoken feminism has made a very public veiled threat against conservative EM physicians who discuss conservative politics in a private FB group. Apparently a mole in ou group has been feeding her screenshots of conversations, and she is threatening to doxx group members to her thousands of prog/ feminist SJW minions to attack.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Where does she work? I wonder if she'd like her shit all over the net?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:36 PM (KUNWw)

313
If Kevin Hart self-identified as Sammy Davis Jr., he could do whatever he wanted to.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 06:33 PM (Z9C5C)


That would make him Jewish

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 07, 2018 06:36 PM (TAmPV)

314 I thought he lost his job for wanting an independent defense counsel in some bullshit lawsuit that NR was caving in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 06:29 PM (fuK7c)


This is how Steyn tells it:

My final appearances at National Review Online were a spat with my editor, Jason Lee Steorts, over "two jokes one can no longer tell on American television" that I quoted in a column on Phil Robertson's suspension for "homophobia". First, Bob Hope, touring the world in the year or so after the passage of the 1975 Consenting Adult Sex Bill:

"I've just flown in from California, where they've made homosexuality legal. I thought I'd get out before they make it compulsory."

Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2018 06:36 PM (ZfRYq)

315 I remember now, the NR editor who had a snit-fit was Jason Lee Steorts. Apparently,he hates fruit cordials.

Posted by: dagny at December 07, 2018 06:36 PM (nRWPy)

316 Giving in to these mobs just admits that they're the ones in charge and it guarantees they'll be back for you any time they feel the need....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2018 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

317 I would rather be called anti-gay, than be cited by PETA for gerbil abuse.

Posted by: Ben Dover at December 07, 2018 06:37 PM (ELo06)

318 you gay? nope! then youre not gonna like thursdays

just the punch line

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

319 Are we choosing our own Oscars hosts? If we are my choice is Chris Hemsworth. Looks great and a decent sense of humor.

Posted by: Decaf at December 07, 2018 06:37 PM (jLBUC)

320 Homosexual blasphemy is now a career mortal sin!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2018 06:37 PM (VVKbg)

321 Is Kevin Hart the guy who was in a terrible limo crash a while back?


Kevin Hart is the poor man's Chris Tucker.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:38 PM (G1zbl)

322 There's a pic over at Insty of the press corp on Hilldo's plane. They are all looking at her like a parent adoring their newborn child. It's telling, and sad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:38 PM (nAeGR)

323 Jimmy Kimmel, who had an ongoing routine playing Karl Malone in black face? Yeah, get him

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 06:38 PM (7sv/n)

324 So- basically Hart bent over for the gay lobby. Amiright?

Posted by: Ben Dover at December 07, 2018 06:38 PM (ELo06)

325 318
you gay? nope! then youre not gonna like thursdays



just the punch line

An old joke about going to hell, iirc.

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 06:39 PM (K22Va)

326 He had a part in HBO's "Vinyl". Unrecognizable.

That was a pretty good show. So of course they canceled it



I could never figure out whether it was good or not. It totally played into my biases.

"Hey Bander, here's a show that venerates Iggy Pop and the New York Dolls and it stars Mick Jagger's kid".

I mean, there's fan service and there's sucking up. I think in the end it was not actually good, but it sure had me going for a while.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2018 06:39 PM (fuK7c)

327 313
If Kevin Hart self-identified as Sammy Davis Jr., he could do whatever he wanted to.

Posted by: Fritz at December 07, 2018 06:33 PM (Z9C5C)


That would make him Jewish
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 07, 2018 06:36 PM (TAmPV)

Sammy when asked his handicap (golf)

Said a one eyed 14 jew

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:39 PM (JFO2v)

328

How dare you, I'll scratch your eyes out, you fairy!

Posted by: Outraged Fag at December 07, 2018 06:39 PM (UFLLM)

329 "Kevin Hart's forced apology was made, of course, to try to stop the NPCs from ending his career completely. Which they're going to try to do."

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He would have done better financially and career wise if he remained in semi obscurity.

Posted by: Decaf at December 07, 2018 06:39 PM (jLBUC)

330 Kevin Hart is the poor man's Chris Tucker.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:38 PM

Do you understand the words comin outta my mouth?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:39 PM (nAeGR)

331 Hart is chickenheading the SJW's.Another douchebag apologizing for his schtick.Yep my give-a-fuck meter is still broken.

Posted by: YTown Guy at December 07, 2018 06:40 PM (b0UWr)

332
Why are they called gay when they are always so unhappy?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2018 06:40 PM (r+sAi)

333 I have a pot roast in the slow cooker. House is full of good smells. But it won't be ready for a couple of hours yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 06:40 PM (fDU8w)

334 Kevin Hart is the poor man's Chris Tucker.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:38 PM (G1zbl)

can a 14 get a table dance?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2018 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

335 Chris Tucker, aka Ruby Rhod.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:40 PM (pgXNG)

336 So- basically Hart bent over for the gay lobby. Amiright?
Posted by: Ben Dover at December 07, 2018 06:38 PM (ELo06)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR NIC COMPLIMENTS THE JOKE YOU JUST MADE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 07, 2018 06:40 PM (tYPH9)

337 Do you understand the words comin outta my mouth?
Posted by: Minnfidel


"No one understands the words coming outta your mouth!"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:41 PM (KUNWw)

338


Kevin Hart is the poor man's Chris Tucker.



Eddie Murphy > Chris Rock > Martin Lawrence > Chris Tucker > Kevin Hart > Eddie Murphy

Ouroborous!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2018 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2018 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

340 SJW Deliverance: And they lived happily ever after!

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 07, 2018 06:41 PM (RuIsu)

341 I have a pot roast in the slow cooker. House is full of good smells. But it won't be ready for a couple of hours yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 06:40 PM (fDU8w)

I kinda miss cooking. Mostly the good smells and having leftovers for lunch. Not much point in cooking for just myself.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 07, 2018 06:41 PM (2shuf)

342 I should acquire food, but I am feeling exceptionally lazy.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:41 PM (pgXNG)

343 Whew.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2018 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

344 So- basically Hart bent over for the gay lobby. Amiright?
Posted by: Ben Dover at December 07, 2018 06:38 PM (ELo06)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR NIC COMPLIMENTS THE JOKE YOU JUST MADE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER


Srsly?
Posted by: C. Howett Fields

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:42 PM (KUNWw)

345


Peebles to the barrel.

Posted by: buzzion at December 07, 2018 06:42 PM (cAnNx)

346 Even before the Oscars became so wretchedly pc, the show was a bore to watch. The joke used to be that the entertainment industry was somehow incapable of putting together an entertaining show. The song and dance numbers and jokes were always lame and the acceptance speeches were boring. "I'd also like to thank my high school drama teacher, the key grip who bought me a sandwich one day, and all the little people out there who just worship me." I don't remember ever staying up long enough to see the Best Picture award - always heard about it next morning. The only thing that used to make it somewhat interesting were the dresses - both the really beautiful, glamorous ones and the laughably ugly ones that made you wonder "WTF told her that rag looked good on her?" Now, I don't even care about the dresses.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 07, 2018 06:42 PM (d6Ksn)

347 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2018 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

Nicely done.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 06:42 PM (t+qrx)

348 I have a pot roast in the slow cooker. House is full of good smells. But it won't be ready for a couple of hours yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 06:40 PM

Any Ron's or Ette's try an Insta Pot yet? Wife got one on a cyber Monday. We use the crock pot all the time during the winter. (Doing a venison roast tomorrow) But it seems weird to cook something that fast and have it be good. I am sure it must be or they wouldn't be the next big thing. But sounds cool . Any tips? (no cream of fichus please)

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:42 PM (nAeGR)

349 Ever hear Buddy Hackett sing his song "Chinese Rock Egg Roll" ? Most racist song ever:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0lhLjclpt0



Also quite hilarious. "Lock and Loll! Lock and Loll!"

Posted by: zombie at December 07, 2018 06:19 PM (c+2jX)
------------

Every band in Vietnam could play at leat one American song. That being "Loling on the Liver". It was preactically their national anthem.

Posted by: THAT GUY at December 07, 2018 06:43 PM (Ofz3/)

350 "If you want to hold people in a position where they always have to justify the past, I'm the wrong guy, man."

-----------

Every religion forgives a penitent except the secular social justice warrior creed. To them there is no redemption, only perdition.

Posted by: Decaf at December 07, 2018 06:43 PM (jLBUC)

351
"No one understands the words coming outta your mouth!"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:41 PM

Just yell louder!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:43 PM (nAeGR)

352

I was once sitting at a cafe table with a friend of mine who is gay. An absolutely outrageous screamer minced by and my friend commented "I'm gay but that guy's a faggot!"

Posted by: M K Ultra at December 07, 2018 06:44 PM (UFLLM)

353 Tweeted by Potato Face Schumer 6 years ago. Since she's loved by the SJW crowd, her privilege protects her...

Enjoy skyfall fags. I'm bout to get knee deep in Helen Hunt

https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/267787196092792832


Posted by: kbdabear at December 07, 2018 06:44 PM (0Ntuf)

354 Kevin has been on the SJW hit list for a while for his refusal to do anti-Trump material.
It was only a matter of time before they got him..

Posted by: FROMNJ at December 07, 2018 06:44 PM (sCjDS)

355 Any Ron's or Ette's try an Insta Pot yet?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:42 PM (nAeGR)


Polliwog has one and likes it.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 06:44 PM (t+qrx)

356 77 years ago my uncle was in the mounted Marines in Hawaii when the Japanese bombed it. He later acquired a chunk of shrapnel in the battle of Saipan that he carried in a limp for the rest of his life. Here's one to you unc!

Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 06:44 PM (K22Va)

357 350 Every religion forgives a penitent except the secular social justice warrior creed. To them there is no redemption, only perdition.

Posted by: Decaf at December 07, 2018 06:43 PM (jLBUC)

After all, there can be no "justice" without a sentence imposed on the offender.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:44 PM (pgXNG)

358 Any Ron's or Ette's try an Insta Pot yet? Wife got one on a cyber Monday. We use the crock pot all the time during the winter. (Doing a venison roast tomorrow) But it seems weird to cook something that fast and have it be good. I am sure it must be or they wouldn't be the next big thing. But sounds cool . Any tips? (no cream of fichus please)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:42 PM (nAeGR)

I got one for each of my daughters for Christmas last year. They absolutely love them. I was hoping Santa would bring me one this year, but I think I'm out of luck.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 07, 2018 06:44 PM (2shuf)

359 The NPCs smell blood in the water no matter the sincerity of the apology. Now that they are going after center-left, can't wait til they eat their own.

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 07, 2018 06:45 PM (oFsfu)

360 A couple of relevant 'Pearls Before Swine' comic strips


http://tinyurl.com/ybvuh6lv
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd8j2qfw

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 07, 2018 06:45 PM (HTHlp)

361 It's a shame Cleavon Little died young. What I wouldn't give to have him host the Oscars -- and re-enact all the funniest moments of Blazing Saddles while he's at it.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 07, 2018 06:45 PM (fD23g)

362 nood

Posted by: Bosk at December 07, 2018 06:46 PM (9m9TT)

363 nood dems behaving badly

Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2018 06:46 PM (t+qrx)

364 The NPCs smell blood in the water no matter the sincerity of the apology. Now that they are going after center-left, can't wait til they eat their own.
Posted by: auscolpyr


Would love for them to smell blood in their own nose, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2018 06:46 PM (KUNWw)

365 Dunno who this is, DGAF, must suck to be him.


BION, Beer O'Clock !

Yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 07, 2018 06:46 PM (mfOi4)

366 I think I'll try the insta pot on Sunday. I don't have many venison roasts as you can only get so many deer in one year so if I eff it up I am SOL. Think I'll try something easy like chicken? Can I brew beer in the thing?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:46 PM (nAeGR)

367 250

CatAssTrophy

that sucks, man. I got fired from a job I loved because I refused to help with an abortion referral.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2018 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)

368 'Why are they called gay when they are always so unhappy?'

No shit. I hate that those cocksuckers have co-opted a perfectly good word about being happy and turned it into a description for deviant behavior.

Posted by: feaked at December 07, 2018 06:46 PM (UdKB7)

369 359 The NPCs smell blood in the water no matter the sincerity of the apology. Now that they are going after center-left, can't wait til they eat their own.
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 07, 2018 06:45 PM (oFsfu)

And they so BADLY want to weed out the "impure" among them, while the Establishment Demoncrats are trying to shout "WAIT, NOT UNTIL WE'VE KILLED OFF EVERYONE ON THE RIGHT!!!"

Posted by: Hikaru at December 07, 2018 06:46 PM (pgXNG)

370 149 136 124 Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off at center ice.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2018 06:08 PM (G1zbl)

Yeah, and the Goalie sucked, didn't have a leg to stand on.

They're horrible drivers, too. Always leaving their foot on the gas.
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at December 07, 2018 06:11 PM (pPQeR)


But they'll always lend you a hand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

371 I wonder if Hollywood's lavender mafia is worse than the RCC's lavender mafia. It really does seem as if there is a connection between their sexual perversion and other forms of moral perversion. You can't just say "oh, they're just like heterosexuals, they just fall in love with other kinds of people".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (/qEW2)

372 276


Esther Choo, an Uber feminist/ progressive EM doc with a substantial

following due to her outspoken feminism has made a very public veiled

threat against conservative EM physicians who discuss conservative

politics in a private FB group. Apparently a mole in our group has been

feeding her screenshots of conversations, and she is threatening to doxx

group members to her thousands of prog/ feminist SJW minions to attack.





Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2018 06:27 PM (dNzKv)
It's terrific that we have such a surplus of good physicians in this country that we can easily dispense with thousands of conservative ones

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (d6Ksn)

373
Instapot worth the hype?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRXOgXfC3EU

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2018 06:47 PM (r+sAi)

374 Maybe they can bring back Anne Hathaway and James Franco?

Oh wait...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2018 06:48 PM (W+vEI)

375 359 The NPCs smell blood in the water no matter the sincerity of the apology. Now that they are going after center-left, can't wait til they eat their own.
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 07, 2018 06:45 PM (oFsfu)


They obviously derive a perverse psychic income from doing this crap. Probably the only time anyone even pretends to listen to them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2018 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

376 333 have a pot roast in the slow cooker. House is full of good smells. But it won't be ready for a couple of hours yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2018 06:40 PM


Already done that today, you missed it.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2018 06:48 PM (/rm4P)

377 Scuse me while I whip this out!

Then reads the nominee names

Lilly von Schtupp reads the winner in a bad accent

Its twuu! Its twuu!

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 07, 2018 06:48 PM (7sv/n)

378 But sounds cool . Any tips? (no cream of fichus please)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 07, 2018 06:42 PM (nAeGR)

For most meats, use the sear function before pressure cooking.

Check www.dadcooksdinner.com for insider tips, tools, techniques, recipes.

Posted by: tumbleweed at December 07, 2018 06:48 PM (1rrXc)

379 And they say they are so proud to be gay. Looks to me that they're pretty sensitive and fragile.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (VVKbg)

380 354 Kevin has been on the SJW hit list for a while for his refusal to do anti-Trump material.
It was only a matter of time before they got him..


They've got you when you give them an inch.

Posted by: t-bird at December 07, 2018 06:49 PM (DwF62)

381 You want to doink some other dude in the squeakhole, fine. Disgusting, but fine. You want to take away my right to disagree with that because it's immoral, disgusting, unhealthy, deviant behavior, welcome to the Rubicon, you better be armed.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2018 06:50 PM (ELo06)

382
Whomever banhammered that piece of shit so fast. Thank you!

An ironic comment on a thread about being banned.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2018 06:52 PM (aKsyK)

383 325
318

you gay? nope! then youre not gonna like thursdays





just the punch line

An old joke about going to hell, iirc.


Posted by: dartist at December 07, 2018 06:39 PM (K22Va)

starts with:
"So you want to join the Royal Scottish Army, eh?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2018 06:56 PM (UsCnO)

384 I suppose kwanza came from the same source as islam. That would be shaitan, that old serpent.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (zLDYs)

385 Yuck, this brownie tastes like shit!

Why, yes it does. Wanna buy a toothbrush?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 07, 2018 06:57 PM (UsCnO)

386 So, I should delete my Accursed Sodomite comedy bit? What should I do with the puppets?

Posted by: Ron Stanford at December 07, 2018 07:09 PM (6MqaG)

387
I'm beginning to understand why God did Sodom and Gomorrah.

Posted by: rayj at December 07, 2018 10:15 PM (qyUzy)

388 Oscars ? Who even cares except for failed screen writers ?

Posted by: Yes at December 08, 2018 09:01 AM (Gia4k)

389 If they took the "go fuck yourselves" seriously would that make them gay or straight?

Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at December 08, 2018 11:16 AM (XHdLb)

390 It looks like an arranged hit by Hollywood gays hiring Hart just to surface ten year old jokes to destroy him and his career.The Oscar folks had to have vetted him and they had to see the jokes yet hired him anyway?Note to all Hollywood entertainers, if you are asked to host any of your/their events, "It's a Trap" they plan to purge you for wrong think.Hart is history he will never work again in Hollywood no matter how many times he grovel's begs or apologizes, Hart cannot at this time even save his career if he turns gay.

Posted by: obsidian at December 08, 2018 11:22 AM (7+yqP)

391 That God I've never been on Twitter.

Posted by: deepred at December 08, 2018 03:02 PM (AfBox)

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