Emerald Robinson: "Multiple Sources" Telling Her That the Weekly Standard Will End Operations in a Few Weeks

I had heard the same thing a while back, but I only had one source, and it was hearsay (one guy telling me what an informed source had told him). I did not confirm the single (hearsay) source.

What I heard was that the corporate owners of the Weekly Standard (who also own the cucky, leftish Washington Examiner) had given the Weekly Standard specific metrics for subscribers and internet reach and traffic a year ago (or about that), and the Standard had not met them. And that they would be evaluating whether to go forward with the endeavor at "the end of the year."

Well, it's the end of the year.



CNN's Chief Deplatforming Activist Oliver Darcy praises the Weekly Standard for its leftward slant:

Employees at the magazine are bracing for the worst, multiple people familiar with the matter told CNN.

...

Under Hayes' leadership, The Weekly Standard has remained steadfast in its criticism of Trump. Supporters of Trump have lashed out at The Weekly Standard and its influenced in Republican circles has dwindled.

But while The Weekly Standard's influence in Republican politics has declined, its web traffic has increased, people familiar with the data said.

The magazine has also earned praise for some of the recent work it has done. In November, for instance the magazine published audio of Republican Congressman Steve King telling attendees at a campaign event in Iowa that "there's plenty of dirt" coming from Mexico, apparently referring to Mexicans themselves.

The Washington Examiner just began some kind of "magazine." Maybe they're just getting rid of the people who have gone hard left and getting rid of the trashfire Weekly Standard brand and moving what's left to this "magazine." (I'm putting it in quotes because it might just be an online magazine, which, to me, isn't really a magazine.)

The Weekly Standard is not a brand at this point, but an anti-brand; something that subtracts value from the operation. So maybe this is just a way to get rid of that toxic branding.

And what will the toxic employees do, if they're let go?

Kurt Schlichter has thoughts.

Gloating Tainted:



Assuming this is true, which I do (for now), people are being laid off just in time for Christmas, and most of those negatively affected were trying to make a genuine conservative magazine -- but the troika of Steven Hayes, Jonathan V. Last, and Bill Kristol (and lesser cuck hangers-on like Andrew Egger and Jim Swift) were determined to take the magazine to the left, either to further their new #Woke political agendas or to turn the magazine into a clip-file for their applications to work at the magazines they really want to work at -- The Atlantic most of all.

And if you're going to try to get a job at The Atlantic, you don't want to be Kevin D. Williamsoned; you want to be able to prove you're On the Team and now a loyal footsoldier of the left.

Update: Details for the 2018 Weekly Standard Cruise are still Coming Soon.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:03 PM




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Posted by: LASue at December 04, 2018 05:00 PM (wMHPW)

2 Ha!

Posted by: LASue at December 04, 2018 05:00 PM (wMHPW)

3 Before the cruise?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 05:01 PM (OXTgr)

4 Bye bye Stephen Hayes.

Maybe he'll get sane now.

Posted by: LASue at December 04, 2018 05:01 PM (wMHPW)

5 Even more exclusive, then?

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 04, 2018 05:01 PM (LWu6U)

6 Soros can't make up for ninety percent of the subscribers dollars.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 05:02 PM (47yoT)

7 Ahoy cucks.

Posted by: LASue at December 04, 2018 05:02 PM (wMHPW)

8 I use to like Fred Barnes. Only reason I ever read it 10 years ago

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:02 PM (HrSJb)

9 Gawd I hope this is true ... Kurt Schlicter's Twitter feed will be the best thing on the internet if it happens.

Posted by: thirteen28 at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (GdJ+p)

10 Do not worry for Hayes. Faux News has him on all the time

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (HrSJb)

11 Yikes. Schlichter's tweet is a little harsh to me. Surely there must be some decent people working there, and to lose a job at Christmastime, well, that's hard.

Not that I'll miss The Weekly Standard, mind you.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (U5tDi)

12 National Review is Next

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (HrSJb)

13 I keep telling you, ace: No one reads that sh*tty rag

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (9HuGt)

14 I could easily purchase The Weekly Standard and turn it theologically ghey.

Posted by: Tim Cook at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (hjaPQ)

15 Get woke, go broke!

Posted by: The Institute at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (nGsFZ)

16 What cucks will survive?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 05:04 PM (OXTgr)

17 Rats always find a way off a sinking ship. They'll be fine.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

18 Isn't that where Mark Hemingway works? Hopefully he'll land on his feet somewhere.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:04 PM (U5tDi)

19 no one reads the National Review, either


those who do get Crotch Rot of the Eye

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at December 04, 2018 05:04 PM (9HuGt)

20 Freddy Barnes is going to be back on Fox?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (aUP71)

21 The Weekly Standard's problem was that it went too far right. That's no way to get Soros' money to finance the best cruises.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (6eEQ+)

22 Gosh, I'll miss 'em.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (0Le4j)

23 Okay, just so you people know, I typed my first comment before ace added his "scuttlebutt" feature so hopefully he wasn't talking about me.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (U5tDi)

24 Note,

Blaze and CRTV merger?

Michelle Malkin immediately out.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (NgKpN)

25
In tribute, here's Cap'n Bill's theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (f1Vqw)

26 So now Kristol and his Kronies will be flipping burgers at Mickey D's instead of flipping lefty spam?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 04, 2018 05:06 PM (Sda6L)

27 Your victory will not be complete, Boss, until the Kommodore Kristol is living under an upturned dingy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:06 PM (yUvkN)

28 their journalists will go I dunno , maybe to The Nation, it seems they are always sliding left for 'reasons..'

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:06 PM (2c0p7)

29 Maybe they can learn to code.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 04, 2018 05:07 PM (SkuXa)

30 How come Mollie works clean, and her husband doesn't?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 05:07 PM (OXTgr)

31 Oh dear! And at the same time as Pope Francis tells practicing homos they can't be priests.

Their opportunities are contracting, so to speak.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at December 04, 2018 05:07 PM (VLgv+)

32 I feel bad for Mark Hemmingway. And that's it.

Maybe Jim Swift can sell off some of his excess fat folds to soap makers and pork rendering plants to make ends meet.

Posted by: El Kabong at December 04, 2018 05:07 PM (datdl)

33 Losing jobs at Christmas. Trump's fault!!!! We need the Cuck Cruise horn for this one too Ace. Couldn't happen to a bigger bag of dicks. I am sure they will all be begging CNN and MSNBC for scraps now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 05:07 PM (nAeGR)

34 A nationalist/right wing publication would be nice and Not some LARPing nazis either.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 05:07 PM (rwVFm)

35 lol, did they worry when others were laid off at christmas? I don't remember that.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:08 PM (2c0p7)

36 Farewell Weakly Substandard

Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2018 05:08 PM (O2RFr)

37 Soros can't make up for ninety percent of the subscribers dollars.


In fairness, he can. He just doesn't want to.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:08 PM (yUvkN)

38 Blaze and CRTV merger?

Michelle Malkin immediately out.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 05:05 PM (NgKpN)

-----------

She has a pretty consistent habit of exiting at the right time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 05:08 PM (ffYR/)

39 If the Weekly Standard and Capt. Marvel both fail, I will laugh and laugh.

I'll laugh so much.

So much.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (bcbK8)

40 Don Q: "Michelle Malkin immediately out."

Smart cookie. Imagine trying to explain yourself and your enterprise about Glenn Beck v2.0.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (6eEQ+)

41 and that photo you thought looked French does have a French-looking building, but it's in Trafalgar Square


named after Buster Trafalgar, a famous London anarcho-pedo

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (9HuGt)

42 Look Jounalists If you're worth anything you'll go get a job slinging hamburgers somewhere. Be a Walmart greeter!

I can remember losing jobs wasn't that big of a deal to many (when it's other peoples jobs)

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:09 PM (2c0p7)

43 "Neocon Magazine"

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (jGvbj)

44

Squidy! We've grounded on a reef! Quick, crawl up my butt!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (Re9MM)

45
Weekly Standard, National Review, Hot Air...
See Ya!

Posted by: Wouldn't want to be ya at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (Am8Sm)

46 >>>8 I use to like Fred Barnes. Only reason I ever read it 10 years ago


He has not been part of the magazine in forever. He does contribute a piece now and again, but he sold his stake 10 years ago and stopped doing editorial work.

I hear he is not a fan of the Kristol-Hayes version of his magazine.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (PbpT7)

47 Who can blame Malkin for checking out? Would you want to work with nutbag Beck?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (hjaPQ)

48 >> named after Buster Trafalgar, a famous London anarcho-pedo

England expects every boy to do his duty.

Posted by: Buster Trafalgar at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (f1Vqw)

49 >>>and that photo you thought looked French does have a French-looking building, but it's in Trafalgar Square

thanks. It all makes sense now!!!

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (PbpT7)

50 Aboard the good ship Venus...

Posted by: JEM at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (8erNz)

51 I hear Carnival Cruises is hiring cabin boys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

52 No they're not going to The Atlantic. There are plenty of people on the Left who remember and haven't forgotten the fiascoes in the Middle East. No amount of bowing and scraping is going to clear that path.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (4ErVI)

53 TWS used its anti-Trump platform to swing the House tho the Gotterdommercrats. That work is done. Their utility is at an end.

I hope they can learn to code.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (PIF9T)

54 Who can blame Malkin for checking out? Would you want to work with nutbag Beck?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM

No kidding.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (nAeGR)

55 Who doesn't enjoy watching Paris burn?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (OXTgr)

56 I know what they can do they can make their own Magazine/newspaper, Hop right on it.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (2c0p7)

57 Look Jounalists If you're worth anything you'll go get a job slinging hamburgers somewhere. Be a Walmart greeter!


They could learn to code.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (sf1AO)

58 Their business model has become more selective.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (jGvbj)

59 named after Buster Trafalgar, a famous London anarcho-pedo


For some reason I read that as arachno-pedo.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (yUvkN)

60 At least our cruise tickets are still going for more than a Bill 'n Hill ticket in Sugarland!

🚢 ⛴ 🚢 ⛴ 🚢

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (ctuyM)

61 Is their any connection between the Weakly Standard funders and the Free Bacon's? Or is their connection just that the WFB is run by Kristol's son in law?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (WaxcS)

62 Michelle out. Is this fact or conjecture?

Before I read your comment I was thinking
creative destruction. In the same week the Standard folds CRTV and the Blaze merger into what could be formidable conservative to mainstream but accurate information source.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (aUP71)

63 Levin and CRTV must sense that OANN is going to be the real alternative to Fox News. Desperate for Levin to team up with Beck

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (HrSJb)

64
Fred Barnes and Mort Kondracke -- the Beltway Boys -- I used to get them mixed up.

Regular fixtures on the MacLauglin Group back in the day.

WRONG!

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 04, 2018 05:12 PM (f1Vqw)

65 The Weak Standard has fallen.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 05:12 PM (vDqXW)

66 Won't miss it as not sure I ever been to it

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:12 PM (/rm4P)

67 Yikes. Schlichter's tweet is a little harsh to me. Surely there must be some decent people working there, and to lose a job at Christmastime, well, that's hard.

Not that I'll miss The Weekly Standard, mind you.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (U5tDi)

You're more compassionate than I. Im just chuckling with schadenfreude that Krystol and Hayes are getting theirs after betraying their conservative principles because of their irrational Trump hate and/ or need to be loved by beltway elites.

Posted by: LASue at December 04, 2018 05:12 PM (wMHPW)

68 Look Jounalists If you're worth anything you'll go get a job slinging hamburgers somewhere. Be a Walmart greeter!


They could learn to code.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (sf1AO)



They need to put down the crack pipe and move somewhere where there are jobs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:12 PM (yUvkN)

69 Here's the ONLY thing that makes me think Ms. Marvel won't ruin all the other Avengers movies:

The Vision is even more OP than Ms. Marvel. But they managed to make him interested but not too terribly involved in the plot. (Which is a cheat, but it still counts as a victory)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:12 PM (bcbK8)

70

All right! All right! this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (Re9MM)

71 Love, exciting and new.....come aboard...we're expecting you..The Trump Boat...Sooon will be making another run....

The SS. Trump just swamped the SS Cuck. Love it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (nAeGR)

72 oh no, they might become lower middle class at this rate. I hope they know how to play the markets.

that might hurt some.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (2c0p7)

73 50 Aboard the good ship Venus...
Posted by: JEM at December 04, 2018 05:10 PM (8erNz)

By Christ ye should've seen us

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

74 Fellas, fellas, FELLAS WHY AM I HEARING THE THEME FROM JAWS!?!?

//Jonah

Posted by: Your friends at N(ational) R(*tards) O(nline) at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (qt4GF)

75 >>>33 Losing jobs at Christmas. Trump's fault!!!! We need the Cuck Cruise horn for this one too Ace. Couldn't happen to a bigger bag of dicks. I am sure they will all be begging CNN and MSNBC for scraps now.

i can't really celebrate. It's one thing to goof on them when it's coming, it's another thing when a lot of BLAMELESS people, not the toxic crew running the cruise ship into the ground, are losing jobs for christmas.

I want to gloat, but cna't. I know mark hemingway for example.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (PbpT7)

76 Jibboom me abaft, Admiral Soros. Jibboom me abaft.

Posted by: Cap'n Billy at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (pMGkg)

77 Fred Barnes and Mort Kondracke -- the Beltway Boys -- I used to get them mixed up.

More like the Butt Boys. Useless tools.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (4ErVI)

78 prayers for anyone getting laid off at Christmas
very common and truly sucks

Leftists are always sacrificing businesses for The Party

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (XZ3Gp)

79 Beck and his Blaze TV will add their Midas Touch to CRTV. Not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

80 Fred Barnes was fun to read in days past..he has articles on Townhall now a days I think.

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (a0IVu)

81 Morrisey of Hot Air is a joke. Plays the Choir boy who always tauts Ireland as a utopia.

Of course never mentions that they have a radical gay PM, and now are forcing catholic doctors to perform abortions

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (HrSJb)

82 Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol

Suck my cock.

Posted by: Lord Admiral Nelson at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (f1Vqw)

83 I like OANN. It's like the proto-FNC. Just with intriguingly ethnic brunettes rather than blonds.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (yUvkN)

84 Braenyard: "Michelle out. Is this fact or conjecture?"

Fact. She left and said well-wishes to the new union. Pretty certain it was her choice to leave. She's quite savvy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (6eEQ+)

85 Working at Walmart or slinging burgers is honorable work. Too good for these slimeballs.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (0OmEj)

86 Grump, heck yeah, move where the jobs are! maybe they can bounce one of those hb1 and code for Big tech!

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (2c0p7)

87 Funny thing, if you betray and turn against your entire readership, you stop selling product. And magazines are pretty much a dying industry to begin with

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (39g3+)

88 Fred Barnes and Mort Kondracke -- the Beltway Boys -- I used to get them mixed up.

Regular fixtures on the MacLauglin Group back in the day.

WRONG!
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 04, 2018 05:12 PM

No, you're thinking of the two old guys in the balcony from the Muppets.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (nAeGR)

89 Who is hardest hit?

Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (W+vEI)

90 >>>Yikes. Schlichter's tweet is a little harsh to me. Surely there must be some decent people working there, and to lose a job at Christmastime, well, that's hard.

Not that I'll miss The Weekly Standard, mind you.

Posted by: bluebell

I feel a bit of that too. I could gloat more if the right people were taking it in the teeth, but I have a feeling Hayes, Last, Swift, Warren, Larrimore, Egger, and the rest of the Cucksuckers have themselves little gigs lined up, whether with BIll Kristol's well-funded political "charities" or leftleaning websites.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (PbpT7)

91 Tony Blankley was my favorite. RIP

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:15 PM (HrSJb)

92 So the cruise is the last of the petty cash.



Posted by: William Eaton at December 04, 2018 05:15 PM (MuTTO)

93 Col Schlichter is correct, decent conservatives should not have been working for Billy Dee Kristol.

Posted by: Sven at December 04, 2018 05:15 PM (qt4GF)

94
Serious question:
Before Christmas and fvck it up?
After Christmas and everyone has run up their credit cards?

Seems you're screwed either way.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 05:15 PM (e7O7B)

95 78 prayers for anyone getting laid off at Christmas
very common and truly sucks

Leftists are always sacrificing businesses for The Party
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (XZ3Gp)


I understand and agree with the sentiment. But the bigger picture is that an organ that pumped out nothing but bilge and theoretical conservatism is going to go the way of the dodo and a good thing too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 05:15 PM (/9p9e)

96 How many of you have gone to the Blaze in the last 2 years?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 05:15 PM (OXTgr)

97 i can't really celebrate. It's one thing to goof on them when it's coming, it's another thing when a lot of BLAMELESS people, not the toxic crew running the cruise ship into the ground, are losing jobs for christmas.

I want to gloat, but cna't. I know mark hemingway for example.
Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (PbpT7)
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Okay, thank you. That was my point in nos. 11 and 18 above. I feel bad for the good people being taken down by the not-so-good people.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:16 PM (U5tDi)

98 79 Beck and his Blaze TV will add their Midas Touch to CRTV. Not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (ptqGC)


I think and actual EIB "NETWORK" in the true sense of the word would be unbeatable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 05:16 PM (/9p9e)

99 >>I want to gloat, but cna't. I know mark hemingway for example.



Oh, forgot he was at WS.
Yeah, that sucks.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:16 PM (W+vEI)

100 They need to put down the crack pipe and move somewhere where there are jobs.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:12 PM (yUvkN)


They could pick lettuce but it already has its max allowance for e coli.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2018 05:16 PM (1g7ch)

101 go to youtube and watch election night 2016 coverage. Kristol, Hayes etc.. were gloating that Trump would get blown out. do not feel sorry for them

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:16 PM (HrSJb)

102 I hear he is not a fan of the Kristol-Hayes version of his magazine.
_________________

Something he has in common with most of the subscribers.

Adios, never Trumpers! Go bask in the smug perfection of your NOKD assholery while you're mailing our your resumes to people who aren't going to hire you.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 04, 2018 05:16 PM (fqUgw)

103 I've been wondering when that POS would fold. Next is the NRO which is the same shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2018 05:16 PM (mpXpK)

104 95 78 prayers for anyone getting laid off at Christmas
very common and truly sucks

Leftists are always sacrificing businesses for The Party
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (XZ3Gp)


I understand and agree with the sentiment. But the bigger picture is that an organ that pumped out nothing but bilge and theoretical conservatism is going to go the way of the dodo and a good thing too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 05:15 PM (/9p9e)

This and this

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:16 PM (bcbK8)

105

Clean up on aisle 82.

Posted by: Tony Wiener at December 04, 2018 05:16 PM (6M5j2)

106 81 Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (HrSJb)

Poppin Fresh is also always there to "cucksplain" what his Celestial Eminence and Crimson Cardinal Highest of Highs "really means" when Dope Frank gets his Das Kapital on....

Posted by: Sven at December 04, 2018 05:16 PM (qt4GF)

107 It's all that kid ace's fault!

Posted by: Capt Bill at December 04, 2018 05:17 PM (jGvbj)

108 I f'n hate the "low end job" jokey-joke smears.

Posted by: 13times at December 04, 2018 05:17 PM (K3B2k)

109 Funny thing, if you betray and turn against your entire readership, you stop selling product. And magazines are pretty much a dying industry to begin with

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (39g3+)
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Sounds like their next endeavor should be SJW comics that piss upon superhero fanbois.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 05:17 PM (vDqXW)

110 >>>Oh, forgot he was at WS.

who knows, maybe the Washinton Examiner's new Magazine, "Cuck Weekly," will pick him up.

(That's a shot at the Examiner and Seth Mandel, not Hemingway.)

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

111 Have not been to the Weekly Standard in maybe ten years..... they always seemed to be very self-regaring. Took me a bit longer to lose NR.... about the time I jettisoned others... Free Republic, Hot Air, Protein Wisdom, Pornhub....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:17 PM (ffWPP)

112 but the troika of Steven Hayes, Jonathan V. Last, and Bill Kristol (and lesser cuck hangers-on like Andrew Egger and Jim Swift) were determined to take the magazine to the left

Hanging on for the TAX DEDUCTIBLE cruise.

Posted by: golfman at December 04, 2018 05:17 PM (GL/05)

113 As Bad Luck Fale would say :

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 05:17 PM (iwXVe)

114 I feel a bit of that too. I could gloat more if the right people were taking it in the teeth, but I have a feeling Hayes, Last, Swift, Warren, Larrimore, Egger, and the rest of the Cucksuckers have themselves little gigs lined up, whether with BIll Kristol's well-funded political "charities" or leftleaning websites.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM

I wonder how many people actually work there? I wonder how many subscribe to their NT overlords view? For those that don't. I offer you my sympathy. For those that do like the leadership of the SS Cuck. Tough shit, you made your bed, no GFY. And Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 05:18 PM (nAeGR)

115 ace I feel ya, but I can remember all that being replaced for the good of Corps for cheap labor, and How that Was always the sensible thing to do, for America, .

so I can only laugh, at all tech jobs, labor jobs, manufacturing jobs,, THOSE jobs didn't matter, just their own.

and of course selling out their pals.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:18 PM (2c0p7)

116 110 >>>Oh, forgot he was at WS.

who knows, maybe the Washinton Examiner's new Magazine, "Cuck Weekly," will pick him up.

(That's a shot at the Examiner and Seth Mandel, not Hemingway.)
Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:17 PM (PbpT7)


I no longer go there as a source for my aggregation. Or Ingraham's place which along with crap content has the worst UX/UI of any site.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 05:18 PM (/9p9e)

117 i can't really celebrate. It's one thing to goof on them when it's coming, it's another thing when a lot of BLAMELESS people, not the toxic crew running the cruise ship into the ground, are losing jobs for christmas.

I want to gloat, but cna't. I know mark hemingway for example.
Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (PbpT7)

Save your hate for the guys on top, then. They are worth hating and they're who augured that company into the ground.

I was funemployed last year this time. It sucked. But with a little luck and hustle, they can find new jobs.

I just hope Kristol and Hayes go broke.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:18 PM (bcbK8)

118 Tinfolbaby: "How many of you have gone to the Blaze in the last 2 years?"

Try four years. Or longer. Team Beck lost it during Obama's second term.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 05:18 PM (6eEQ+)

119 37 Soros can't make up for ninety percent of the subscribers dollars.

The strategy is 10% of revenue. At that level, they can't turn it down, yet it will poison them. Below that and you have no influence, above that, and they might survive. 10% (or there abouts, (i really have no idea.) ) and you can destroy anything.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 04, 2018 05:18 PM (LWu6U)

120 I used to enjoy reading the Weekly Standard years ago. They have (or had) very good articles by columnists like Thomas Sowell and Andrew Ferguson, and Matt Labash did some funny safaris into the wilder shores of pop culture (meme conventions, BronyCon, etc.).

It's a shame they've gone insane.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:18 PM (kQs4Y)

121 The will always have the Washington Beacon

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 05:19 PM (L9eMC)

122 >>>
I wonder how many people actually work there? I wonder how many subscribe to their NT overlords view?

I think maybe 30-40? I think maybe six high level people are cucks, but then they influence young emptyhead dummies to follow their lead?



Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:19 PM (PbpT7)

123
"How many of you have gone to the Blaze in the last 2 years?"
They would get more traffic if they changed the name to The Fire Crotch

Posted by: Mean Girrl at December 04, 2018 05:19 PM (Am8Sm)

124 I guess that hiatus Hayes took in Spain didn't do him any good. Should have gone hiking in Peruvia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

125 Trump should buy it.

That would be funny.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 05:19 PM (vDqXW)

126 Yeah OANN continues to impress me. They've had a few stumbles but seem pretty professional. This Emerald lady despite her name seems very good at her job

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 05:20 PM (39g3+)

127 i can't really celebrate. It's one thing to goof on them when it's coming, it's another thing when a lot of BLAMELESS people, not the toxic crew running the cruise ship into the ground, are losing jobs for christmas.

I want to gloat, but cna't. I know mark hemingway for example.
Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:13 PM (PbpT7)
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Okay, thank you. That was my point in nos. 11 and 18 above. I feel bad for the good people being taken down by the not-so-good people.
Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:16 PM (U5tDi

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Yeah, this. It's easy to focus on those at the top getting theirs while forgetting the few hundred people who likely didn't agree with them also getting tossed in the street at Christmas.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 05:20 PM (ffYR/)

128 123 Posted by: Mean Girrl at December 04, 2018 05:19 PM (Am8Sm)

"Ginger curious"

Posted by: Sven at December 04, 2018 05:20 PM (qt4GF)

129
I used to subscribe to the Weekly Standard. And National Review. And a bunch of others.

I don't any more. Cap'n Bill needs to walk the plank more than any of them.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 04, 2018 05:20 PM (f1Vqw)

130 "How many of you have gone to the Blaze in the last 2 years?"

They would get more traffic if they changed the name to The Fire Crotch
Posted by: Mean Girrl at December 04, 2018 05:19 PM (Am8Sm)
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I listen to Sexton on Blaze radio now and then.

The comments on their site sucked.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (vDqXW)

131 they started the downward spiral when Kurt started using the boat emoji and Ahoy! when referring to Billy Boy would run his mouth.

The last straw man was when it was revealed that Billy was taking money from a leftist billionaire.

That put the seal of doom on it right there.

Unless he's got contractual obligations and can't see his way to suck himself out of them, he needs to disappear or he's going to do damage for all the cucks because that's who I'm reminded of when he opens his yapper.

Well we won't have Flake to laugh at next year but Willard will be stepping up.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (wd9fW)

132
I started reading the Standard during the Dubya years and it was all "if only we could implement real conservative ideas" geschreiing. And then when they actually get an actual president actually enacting generally conservative laws and programs, they go insane in the brain. Or it was all a ruse to begin with.

The more I think on it, the more I lean toward the latter thought.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (/9p9e)

133 Is National Review next?

Posted by: rayj at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (pI/IV)

134 >>>76 Jibboom me abaft, Admiral Soros. Jibboom me abaft.

Posted by: Cap'n Billy

...

LOL

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

135 Conservatives should have been more weary of the neocon foreign policy. It was the same old Woodrow Wilson interventionism, nation-building bullshit that rejection had been a bedrock of conservatism since forever, but for some reason we decided to ignore because "brilliant" conservatives told us this time it would work.

Posted by: Blago at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (UfkIY)

136 Mean girl is furious

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (OXTgr)

137 Looking at the laid out issues in the image in the tweet, I see Trumplaining, off-the-beaten-path ineffectualism, failed attempts at highbrow, shit-stirring, and blather. With a soupcon of generic appeal to the past, and a hyper-polished graphic design.

It's like magazine anorexia. I'm serious. The "perfect" image must be maintained, while it wastes away, lashing out at constructive criticism, falling deeper into delusion, dissociating from long-standing friendship, finding "new friends", engaging in petty sniping and social positioning fed by raw anxiety and poisonous vainglory, and binging and purging mixed with anguish and self-recrimination. Fucking sick and hard to watch, but what can you do?

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (HtLSE)

138 "abaft"

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

139 Ahh, the downside of The Eternal NeverTrump Circle-Jerk.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (34sqP)

140 84 Braenyard: "Michelle out. Is this fact or conjecture?"

Fact. She left and said well-wishes to the new union. Pretty certain it was her choice to leave. She's quite savvy.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 05:14 PM (6eEQ+)

And nimble. She's sold and profited and exited several times by now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (bcbK8)

141 kraken: "...about the time I jettisoned others... Free Republic, Hot Air, Protein Wisdom, Pornhub...."

Wait, what?! One of those seems out of place. You left Protein Wisdom?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (6eEQ+)

142 Try four years. Or longer. Team Beck lost it during Obama's second term.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 05:18 PM (6eEQ+)


Team Beck went full-on NeverTrump because Muh Principles. They were the kiss of death for Ted Cruz, and then they actually embraced Egg McMuffin and even David French.

The crazy is strong at that place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

143 >>ace I feel ya, but I can remember all that being replaced for the good of Corps for cheap labor, and How that Was always the sensible thing to do, for America, .

so I can only laugh, at all tech jobs, labor jobs, manufacturing jobs,, THOSE jobs didn't matter, just their own.




Fair point, willow.

Always seems the NRO Williamson 'dying cities' column comes back to bite the cuckservatives in the a$$.

They're all for open borders, H1B visas, globalization that are making citizens' jobs obsolete, so it's that much harder when their brilliant wit and wisdom are found to be obsolete.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:22 PM (W+vEI)

144 133 Posted by: rayj at December 04, 2018 05:21 PM (pI/IV)


HUSH, HUSH YOUR DEPLORABLE MOUTH!
//Jonah

Posted by: Your friends at N(ational) R(*tards) O(nline) at December 04, 2018 05:22 PM (qt4GF)

145 Also, I'd like to say a prayer for all the Horde right now, please Lord may we all have a peaceful and happy Christmas / Hannukah.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 05:22 PM (XZ3Gp)

146 nope, I feel about as much concern for them as they did all of us listing off the shores of life while being replaced with better, off shore, illegals, h1b1s ,with their well wishes

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:22 PM (2c0p7)

147 What's the fate of the Last's new Miele dishwasher? Shannon was so proud of it!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Global Warming! at December 04, 2018 05:22 PM (LISuA)

148 122 >>>
I wonder how many people actually work there? I wonder how many subscribe to their NT overlords view?

I think maybe 30-40? I think maybe six high level people are cucks, but then they influence young emptyhead dummies to follow their lead?



Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:19 PM (PbpT7)


So, the only person to feel bad for is the schlep-rock who refills the postage meter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 05:22 PM (/9p9e)

149 Malkin moved away from the NE when she sold HA. Is it possible she will the now cockroach infested Rockies for... Oh no the roaches run and infest all the beautiful places.

Just buy another thousand acres.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2018 05:23 PM (aUP71)

150 Freerepublic? that is a very good right wing site

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:23 PM (HrSJb)

151 120 I used to enjoy reading the Weekly Standard years ago. They have (or had) very good articles by columnists like Thomas Sowell and Andrew Ferguson, and Matt Labash did some funny safaris into the wilder shores of pop culture (meme conventions, BronyCon, etc.).

It's a shame they've gone insane.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:18 PM (kQs4Y)

Matt Labash is Quality. I haven't seen any of his work in years. Hope he didn't get TDS like Michel Totten.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:23 PM (bcbK8)

152 I got caught up in the post 9/11 Iraq War zeitgeist for a bit.... but became rather rapidly disillusioned with it all... and then I learned about the significance of the phrase " NeoCon"..... received an education, I did.....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:23 PM (ffWPP)

153 I think maybe 30-40? I think maybe six high level people are cucks, but then they influence young emptyhead dummies to follow their lead?



Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:19 PM

I feel bad for those that didn't subscribe to the leaderships never Trump views. I hope the rest of them realized they were responsible for driving it into the iceberg. Too arrogant to admit it for sure thought. Sleep well Bill.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 05:23 PM (nAeGR)

154
I'm a macho man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okp_A1HqY08

Posted by: Stephen Hayes at December 04, 2018 05:24 PM (f1Vqw)

155 145 Also, I'd like to say a prayer for all the Horde right now, please Lord may we all have a peaceful and happy Christmas / Hannukah.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 05:22 PM (XZ3Gp)


"And get stinkin' drunk!"

- - Last of the Irish McAbees

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 05:24 PM (/9p9e)

156 I'm surprised that the NeverTrumpers would let it fail.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:24 PM (GBteo)

157
Also, I'd like to say a prayer for all the Horde right now, please Lord
may we all have a peaceful and happy Christmas / Hannukah.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 05:22 PM (XZ3Gp)


A thousand times this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

158 Laughter-The Best Medicine

Posted by: Miklos from Readers' Digest at December 04, 2018 05:24 PM (zCyNd)

159 The young empty headed fools may have just learned a hard lesson in following the cucks and maintaining a paying customer base. Sad to loose a job. If you are young enough you can bounce back.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 05:24 PM (0OmEj)

160 Michelle Malkin's got good instincts. She's bailing on the CRTV and Blaze merger and she's bailed on other mags just before they hit the bowl.

wonder where she's going next?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (wd9fW)

161 The people who went anti-trump and destroyed the Weekly Standard won't change their opinions after the market place rejected them. Instead, they will bitterly cling to their opinions and blame their audience. The Thought Leaders that brought down the magazine will then go on to other jobs where they will do the same thing all over again convinced that they are right and the country is wrong.

Well educated people who are the brightest and best of us can't be wrong. It has to be something else.

Posted by: Goodland Newleaf at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (hrcfq)

162 lizzy, a good 1/4 of my friends lost their asses, homes, lifestyle, with their ideas.

perhaps this will give Them a chance to rethink What is important,.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (2c0p7)

163 153 Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 05:23 PM (nAeGR)

Anchors aweigh, once again

Posted by: Captain William Kristol esq CO of the SS Weekly Standard at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (qt4GF)

164 Have we settled on a term for the bad Karma that seems to strike those who set themselves against Trump?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (yUvkN)

165 Also, I'd like to say a prayer for all the Horde right now, please Lord may we all have a peaceful and happy Christmas / Hannukah.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 05:22 PM (XZ3Gp)



Amen

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (aUP71)

166 TY votermom, same to you.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (L9eMC)

167 142>>>

Glenn went full on braindead for Egg McMuffin becuase Mormon.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (iwXVe)

168 >>>156 I'm surprised that the NeverTrumpers would let it fail.


I am too. While I heard all this earlier, I didn't really believe it; I always thought there would be some billionaire willing to lose more money to fund the anti-Trump/anti-GOP cause.

I bet there will still be some Angel (or Devil) Investor coming to the rescue. Though they'll slash the staff and hire people from Gawker.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

169 FUCKING TRUMP CURSE!

YEAAAAARRRRGH!!!

Posted by: Max Power at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (q177U)

170 I am very sorry for Mark Hemingway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Global Warming! at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (LISuA)

171 The Weekly Sub-Standard going out of biz? Noooooooooooooooo!

Cap'n Billy will have to recruit his new passengers for the cruise from his new lefty buddies.. all the same to him as long as the paycheck keeps coming, rh?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (so+oy)

172 But the important question is the one everyone has yet to ask. How does this effect Ben Shapiro's big titted sister?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (sf1AO)

173 I used to see Fred Barnes on Lou Dobbs frequently. He has a habit of crossing his arms a lot. I keep thinking he's cold when he does this. But it is just a mannerism of his.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (rE1pK)

174 Were a lakey bunch aren't we?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (OXTgr)

175 [Schlichter's tweet is a little harsh to me. Surely there must be some decent people working there, and to lose a job at Christmastime, well, that's hard.]

Hm. After reading this I went to the TWS website to see if they had anything to say about all those GM workers getting laid off. All I found was an article hoping it costs him Ohio in 2020.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (PIF9T)

176 its web traffic has increased, people familiar with the data said."

Bullshitte. If traffic were up, they'd sell more advertising.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (6qErC)

177 160 Michelle Malkin's got good instincts. She's bailing on the CRTV and Blaze merger and she's bailed on other mags just before they hit the bowl.

wonder where she's going next?
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (wd9fW)

I don't know, but whatever she starts up, based on her track record I'd try to get in on the IPO

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (bcbK8)

178 170 I am very sorry for Mark Hemingway.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Global Warming! at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (LISuA)


Maybe Mark is married to Mollie...

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (ffWPP)

179 Also, I'd like to say a prayer for all the Horde right now, please Lord may we all have a peaceful and happy Christmas / Hannukah.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 05:22 PM (XZ3Gp)
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Amen.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (U5tDi)

180 Well, they tacked the ship left and hit an iceberg. Maybe Chaz Johnson can get them a guest blogging spot at Green Weenies?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (nAeGR)

181 I no longer go there as a source for my aggregation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 05:18 PM


May I suggest Democratic Underground as a source for aggravation?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2018 05:27 PM (ctuyM)

182 Wait, wait!! This means no more WS cruises!

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 05:27 PM (L9eMC)

183 172 But the important question is the one everyone has yet to ask. How does this effect Ben Shapiro's big titted sister?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (sf1AO)

Well, I feel for her...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:27 PM (bcbK8)

184 Have we settled on a term for the bad Karma that seems to strike those who set themselves against Trump?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
...........

like Yin/Yang?

Trumped/Tramped?

yeah.. not so good.. I'll keep at it..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 05:27 PM (so+oy)

185 All I found was an article hoping it costs him Ohio in 2020.

Imagine my shock.
/PJW

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 04, 2018 05:27 PM (HtLSE)

186 >>>147 What's the fate of the Last's new Miele dishwasher? Shannon was so proud of it!

I have a feeling the Twitterz from this pair will be especially well-lubricated tonight.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:28 PM (PbpT7)

187 Just throwing something out that my husband's prog sister, the life coach said in a family Christmas news/wish list email.

She made the strange comment that the "media can no longer be depended on" to make changes needed (meaning getting rid of Trump), so she's doing little things to help, like being a poll manager in ATL. And no, I don't believe she's stupid enough to do anything illegal, but she thinks she's making a difference. Or something.

Anyhow, I my husband's entire family has TDS bad. Real bad. Yay Christmas day in Atlanta.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

188 175 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (PIF9T)

The only thing more conservative than wanting Hillary! to win is praying that Lieawatha Warren wins it all in 2020....

//Cap'n Bill-AHOY!

Posted by: Captain William Kristol esq CO of the SS Weekly Standard at December 04, 2018 05:28 PM (qt4GF)

189 I am too. While I heard all this earlier, I didn't really believe it; I always thought there would be some billionaire willing to lose more money to fund the anti-Trump/anti-GOP cause.

I bet there will still be some Angel (or Devil) Investor coming to the rescue. Though they'll slash the staff and hire people from Gawker.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (PbpT7)


Yeah, I have a feeling our favorite cucks will all land on their feet. Unfortunately.

Because, really, fuck them.

They're smug assholes who deserve to have their jobs outsourced.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:28 PM (GBteo)

190 Update: Details for the 2018 Weekly Standard Cruise are still Coming Soon.
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Ho ho. So you're saying we still have a chance to commandeer the thing.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:28 PM (U5tDi)

191 All I found was an article hoping it costs him Ohio in 2020.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 04, 2018 05:27 PM


Ohio is mine!!!!

Say, have I ever told you my father was a mailman?

Posted by: John Kasich at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM (ctuyM)

192 We should have our own cruise. I can guarantee it would be more fun and more interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

193 182 Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 05:27 PM (L9eMC)

Don't worry I've got that covered....

Posted by: Ed Morrissey donning his cap at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM (qt4GF)

194 How about Weekly StandardQuint?

Like Bloomberg's outsourcing to India, BloombergQuint?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM (GBteo)

195 I should try OANN, Don't turn on Fox anymore unless there is breaking national news

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM (/rm4P)

196 192 We should have our own cruise. I can guarantee it would be more fun and more interesting.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

How many of us can you fit on your boat?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM (GBteo)

197 Is it true? Is the S.S. Weakly Standard going to finally be decommissioned?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 04, 2018 05:30 PM (tYPH9)

198 >>I bet there will still be some Angel (or Devil) Investor coming to the rescue. Though they'll slash the staff and hire people from Gawker.



Didn't they recently make a deal with facebook to help vet news/fake news?

Would have thought that was a lifeline...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:30 PM (W+vEI)

199 Thank God the cruises will still go on. Oh and Bill Kristol can slay a few hundred more buffets.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 04, 2018 05:30 PM (pw+jk)

200 BTW, Weekly Standard spies, my source is not who you think it is.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:30 PM (PbpT7)

201 National Review is Next
Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:03 PM (HrSJb)

They've always lost money. But their income stream has to be anemic by this point.

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2018 05:30 PM (J70i0)

202 Maybe the cucks could get a job at Slate. They would fit right in with that twat Grahm who wrote that nasty piece about Sully, 41's service dog. They deserve each other.

Posted by: mpfs at December 04, 2018 05:30 PM (79p/O)

203
The thing to remember about the losing a job 'right before Christmas' thing is that every sinking ship indicates damn well what is going to happen long before the bow disappears under the waves for the last time.

You fight before that happens. Not toss vitriol around afterwords. After the fact? It's time for some serious introspection.

How the hell could you not see this happening?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 05:30 PM (e7O7B)

204 >>How many of us can you fit on your boat?

That would be a shirt cruise.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

205
blueberry, we need to keep our Pimp Hands STRONG, even during Christmas time.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (sDEZ5)

206 We should have our own cruise. I can guarantee it would be more fun and more interesting.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

How many of us can you fit on your boat?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM (GBteo)
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Great idea, Harry! Sign me up!

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (U5tDi)

207 short not shirt

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

208 Is it true? Is the S.S. Weakly Standard going to finally be decommissioned?
Posted by: Surfperch at December 04, 2018 05:30 PM (tYPH9)

Decommissioned, she's be torpedoed and is sinking fast.

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (J70i0)

209 She made the strange comment that the "media can no longer be depended on" to make changes needed
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:28 PM


Unfortunately, she's right, but for exactly the opposite reasons she thinks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (ctuyM)

210 No biggie. Kristol & company can all go to work for The Nation.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (xjiRE)

211 Ahoy!

Posted by: National Review at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (/ko85)

212 That would be a shirt cruise.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (/tuJf)
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Well good, because I'm not the type to go on a shirtless cruise.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (U5tDi)

213 Have we settled on a term for the bad Karma that seems to strike those who set themselves against Trump?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
...........

like Yin/Yang?

Trumped/Tramped?

yeah.. not so good.. I'll keep at it..

schlonged

Posted by: free tibet at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (U4PcL)

214 Neo-Conservatism was really just a Trojan Horse. Their goal was to turn American patriotic conservatism into globalism. They never really cared about American conservative moral values, our constitutional freedoms, etc. They side more with Macron's vision of the future - a Western World ruled over by a un-elected "smart set" which rapidly morphs into an international aristocracy.

I am convinced that if these same Neo-Cons were alive in 1776 they would have been British loyalists.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (MuTTO)

215 A Horde Cruise???.... it would be......

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (ffWPP)

216 184 Have we settled on a term for the bad Karma that seems to strike those who set themselves against Trump?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
...........

like Yin/Yang?

Trumped/Tramped?

yeah.. not so good.. I'll keep at it..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 05:27 PM (so+oy)

Well, there's the Entropy domain in Mage: The Ascension

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

217 Great idea, Harry! Sign me up!

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (U5tDi)

I recommend the boat doesn't leave the dock.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (wd9fW)

218 Goodland Newleaf: "The people who went anti-trump and destroyed the Weekly Standard won't change their opinions after the market place rejected them. Instead, they will bitterly cling to their opinions and blame their audience."

Also called the Phil Jackson Triangle Offense technique. No matter where you go and what you have, your philosophy never changes. You bludgeon into submission those with whom you associate until even your All Stars can't bail you out.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (6eEQ+)

219
>>How many of us can you fit on your boat?



That would be a shirt cruise.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (/tuJf)


We can do a raft-up. I'll tie our boat up next to yours. The hopping from boat to boat could get dicey, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

220 We should have our own cruise. I can guarantee it would be more fun and more interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM


Every cabin will have a container of Vaseline with a dollop already carved out of it?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (e7O7B)

221 215 A Horde Cruise???.... it would be......
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (ffWPP)

Pirate themed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

222 212 That would be a shirt cruise.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (/tuJf)
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Well good, because I'm not the type to go on a shirtless cruise.
Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (U5tDi)

I think he should at least make shirts optional.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (GBteo)

223 >> Ahoy!
Posted by: National Review

I don't like the cut of your jib, either.

Posted by: Lord Admiral Nelson at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (f1Vqw)

224 Am I the only one that doesn't like the CRTV BLAZE merger, I can't stand Beck and I think it's a mistake Big mistake to be associated with Beck. He's crazy and his ship is sinking and I don't understand why they did this.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (dKiJG)

225 214 Neo-Conservatism was really just a Trojan Horse. Their goal was to turn American patriotic conservatism into globalism. They never really cared about American conservative moral values, our constitutional freedoms, etc. They side more with Macron's vision of the future - a Western World ruled over by a un-elected "smart set" which rapidly morphs into an international aristocracy.

I am convinced that if these same Neo-Cons were alive in 1776 they would have been British loyalists.
Posted by: William Eaton at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (MuTTO)


I think you hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (xjiRE)

226 Just throwing something out that my husband's prog sister, the life coach said in a family Christmas news/wish list email.

She made the strange comment that the "media can no longer be depended on" to make changes needed (meaning getting rid of Trump), so she's doing little things to help, like being a poll manager in ATL. And no, I don't believe she's stupid enough to do anything illegal, but she thinks she's making a difference. Or something.

Anyhow, I my husband's entire family has TDS bad. Real bad. Yay Christmas day in Atlanta.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
**************************
You should reply to everyone she sent the email to that you're thinking about doing the same thing, especially after what happened in California.

I could not bite my tongue.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (hECVl)

227 We should have our own cruise. I can guarantee it would be more fun and more interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM (/tuJf)



How many of us can you fit on your boat?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM (GBteo)

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (QLvwG)

228 It will be interesting what happens to National Review.

Even if it wasn't for Trump, I just think those kinds of conservatives are sort of long gone anyway that read print journals like that.

But I will never understand why Trump has made so many people turn against conservatism that at least previously built their life around it.

I can understand some of the cringe at times, but you're really going to throw your lot in with Leftists because he's thin-skinned?

Posted by: Blago at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (UfkIY)

229 The Orange Man Flu.

Comb Over Flush.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (wd9fW)

230 I could not bite my tongue.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (hECVl)

I would not

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (bcbK8)

231 209 She made the strange comment that the "media can no longer be depended on" to make changes needed
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:28 PM

+++

That statement is full of wonder.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (rE1pK)

232 Are any pudding brands dermatologically tested?

Posted by: DaveA at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (FhXTo)

233 Hmmm.... DOJ is asking for more time to negotiate a plea deal with the woman from FICEN who leaked Manafort and others financial records.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

234 I think he should at least make shirts optional.


I'll be the guy wearing nothing but boatshoes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (yUvkN)

235 Hey maybe Ace should but it!
Rebrand it!

Hell, Newsweek sold for a buck, we could pool all our money from the couch cushions and buy it easily.

Posted by: Paladin at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (jcNu5)

236 I'll be the guy wearing nothing but boatshoes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (yUvkN)


Crocs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

237 Moron Cruise >>> Boob Cruise

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (QLvwG)

238 234 I think he should at least make shirts optional.


I'll be the guy wearing nothing but boatshoes.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (yUvkN)

Well, that's one way for the Nurse to see penis...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (bcbK8)

239 I am having a lot of trouble with ginning up sympathy for the deckhands on the Standard.

Posted by: JEM at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (8erNz)

240 Jack, what's your cruise's policy on getting shit faced drunk? You don't do the whole cut-people-off -at-15-drinks- in-a-24 -hour-period thing do you?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:35 PM (GBteo)

241 Ya know, the website has said "Details coming soon!" at the WS cruise website for a very long time now:

http://www.twscruise.com/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:35 PM (kQs4Y)

242 I'll be the guy wearing nothing but boatshoes.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (yUvkN)
----------

I just remembered I'm busy that day.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:35 PM (U5tDi)

243 William Eaton: "Neo-Conservatism was really just a Trojan Horse. Their goal was to turn American patriotic conservatism into globalism."

Yep. Distilled to its essence, Neo-Conservatism == Globalism.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 05:35 PM (6eEQ+)

244 Anyone else hear a flushing sound?

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2018 05:35 PM (gmo/4)

245
Will the horde cruise ship have a gun deck?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 04, 2018 05:35 PM (TAmPV)

246 I think you hit the nail on the head.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (xjiRE)

They're called Canadians.

And they show their roots.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:35 PM (wd9fW)

247 >>Jack, what's your cruise's policy on getting shit faced drunk?

I'm for it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

248 Ha ha! Couldn t happen to a nicer bag of maggoty, festering dicks. Get woke, go broke.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 05:36 PM (a2vo1)

249 The weather started getting rough...

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2018 05:36 PM (gmo/4)

250 Didn't they recently make a deal with facebook to help vet news/fake news?

Would have thought that was a lifeline...


Funny thing, that. "Hey, conservatives! Here's a really conservely conservamative news source who says you suck, so they must be right and you should believe them!"

*Weekly Standard uses expanded reach to self-immolate at greater rate*

Gosh, one could almost take the lesson that WS was not as respected by conservatives as was pretended and that conservatives aren't easily led to unconservative views. Crazy, I know.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 04, 2018 05:36 PM (HtLSE)

251 Has Cap'n Kristol tweeted anything pithy today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

252 I like the idea upthread of Trump buying it. Remember during the campaign when some Dem's website went inactive or something and Trump bought the name and had it redirect to his campaign? I don't remember the details and am too lazy to look them up.

JackStraw will remember.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:36 PM (U5tDi)

253 Huber still on for tomorrow

Posted by: MAGA at December 04, 2018 05:36 PM (DuwWn)

254 221 215 A Horde Cruise???.... it would be......
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (ffWPP)

Pirate themed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (bcbK

International waters!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (kQs4Y)

255 Neo-Conservatism was really just a Trojan Horse. Their goal was to turn American patriotic conservatism into globalism

###############

Just about all of Neoconservatism was a fraud from the very beginning in the like 1960s.

It was basically liberal Democrats willing to take a side against the USSR on just the foreign policy front. And it seemed our side was so sensitive to the anti-semite slur and the John Bircher associations, we sort of gave them the keys to the kingdom because of the NeoCons were mostly jewish and usually came from the Ivy League.

Once the Cold War ended and 9/11 cooled off, we found these people were basically just left-wing Democrats that shared nothing with us.

Posted by: Trazer at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (ibd2i)

256
I went on cruise in college. Late '80s. My blood alcohol level climbed over the legal limit early on the ride down to Miami and stayed that way for the entire week.

That was a 1 week+ drunk.

I'm glad we didn't have cell phones.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (f1Vqw)

257 OT - ettes, apparently there is a sex robot for women now..his name in Henry..he has a customisable penis, fake stubble and Brad Pitt's body. lol.

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

258
International waters!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (kQs4Y)

+++

So gambling.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (rE1pK)

259 ORANGE MAN BAD MOJO

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

260 or

ORANGE MAN BAD KARMA

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

261 254 221 215 A Horde Cruise???.... it would be......
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (ffWPP)

Pirate themed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM (bcbK

International waters!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (kQs4Y)


Arrrgh!

Yo Ho, me hearties!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (bcbK8)

262 They should all learn to code. But seriously, to Concha's virtue signalling, goose/gander. Kristol's become such a mincing lickspittle to the left, and prick to us, screw him and his bootian ilk.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (87EdW)

263 International waters!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (kQs4Y)



+++



So gambling.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (rE1pK)

========
Jail bait no more!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (pw+jk)

264 Henry..he has a customisable penis, fake stubble

Fake stubble on it's penis?

I'm thinking that's gotta be uncomfortable

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (8ikIW)

265
OT - ettes, apparently there is a sex robot for women now..his name in
Henry..he has a customisable penis, fake stubble and Brad Pitt's body.
lol.

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (a0IVu)


Does it clean toilets and make the bed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

266 >>*Weekly Standard uses expanded reach to self-immolate at greater rate*


Heh, hadn't considered that!
I just assumed they had found a new sugardaddy.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (W+vEI)

267 208 Is it true? Is the S.S. Weakly Standard going to finally be decommissioned?

Well, I don't think you have to drag it on to a beach somewhere in the Far East and send a bunch of guys in sandals out with cutting torches to cut it into bits...

...but it sounds like you can start the Celine Dion music.

Posted by: JEM at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (8erNz)

268 245 - Duh

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (/rm4P)

269 >>>257 OT - ettes, apparently there is a sex robot for women now..his name in Henry..he has a customisable penis, fake stubble and Brad Pitt's body. lol.

you're welcome

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

270 We should have our own cruise. I can guarantee it would be more fun and more interesting.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM

=====

How many of us can you fit on your boat?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:29 PM

=====

Great idea, Harry! Sign me up!
Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM



Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from a tropic port,
Aboard JackStraw's tiny ship.
The CoBs were mighty sailin' lads,
Ace's shelves brave and sure,
All The Horde set sail that day,
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour.

The weather machine was out-of-whack,
The tiny ship tried to go back
If not for the courage of the ONT
Jack's ship would be lost.
Jack's ship would be lost.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (ctuyM)

271 Blago: "But I will never understand why Trump has made so many people turn against conservatism that at least previously built their life around it."

Because they were lying about it the whole time. It was a front to work in the hypotheticals and theoreticals of political philosophy, but to actually enact them was antithetical to their core beliefs.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 04, 2018 05:39 PM (6eEQ+)

272 Well, there's the Entropy domain in Mage: The Ascension

I choose to believe these are from their own sourcebook: WereTard: The Hugboxalypse

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 04, 2018 05:39 PM (HtLSE)

273 251 Has Cap'n Kristol tweeted anything pithy today?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

Like a list of his successes?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:39 PM (bcbK8)

274 Agent Oranged.....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:39 PM (ffWPP)

275 Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

will that have a air operated extending mechanism or just a screw?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:39 PM (wd9fW)

276 272 Well, there's the Entropy domain in Mage: The Ascension

I choose to believe these are from their own sourcebook: WereTard: The Hugboxalypse
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 04, 2018 05:39 PM (HtLSE)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:39 PM (bcbK8)

277 245 Have to keep pirates away with something

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 05:39 PM (/rm4P)

278 >>. But seriously, to Concha's virtue signalling, goose/gander.

what did Concha do? He's usually not bad.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

279 Gold Fingered...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:39 PM (bcbK8)

280 This fucken guy

https://twitter.com/Tracinski/status/1070080401954275328

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (PbpT7)

281 Cuckcruiservitives hardest hit.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (BXMxN)

282 257 OT - ettes, apparently there is a sex robot for women now..his name in Henry..he has a customisable penis, fake stubble and Brad Pitt's body. lol.
Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (a0IVu)
---
Snap-on Tools.

Again I ask, where do I put him when having guests over? I can't have him standing pantsless in the foyer. And does he need a recharging port like a Borg drone?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (kQs4Y)

283 So who owns Weekly Standard ?
The Weekly Standard, founded by editor William Kristol and owned by Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation, is now under new ownership. The conservative magazine has been acquired by Clarity Media, parent company of the Washington Examiner.


So who is Clarity Media?
Clarity Media is a PR company based in London, but operating internationally. Clarity has secured coverage in range of outlets including Forbes Magazine, BBC Radio, The Guardian and in over 46 countries worldwide.

I see.

Posted by: Goodland Newleaf at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (hrcfq)

284 We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (QLvwG)
---
Or some more FBI guys.

Posted by: Movie Lines for 200, Alex at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (vDqXW)

285 PENIS
PENIS
PENIS

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (d7Ww2)

286 ORANGE MAN BAD KARMA
ORANGE MANTEZUMA'S REVENGE

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (HtLSE)

287 Does it clean toilets and make the bed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

Seriously. And vacuum.

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

288 245
Will the horde cruise ship have a gun deck?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 04, 2018 05:35 PM (TAmPV)
-------------------

It would, but all of us lost our guns in that unfortunate canoe accident.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (qC1Sy)

289 >>Does it clean toilets and make the bed?



He needs to rub feet, and nod, intermittently coo things like "oh, yes, I can see why that would upset you" after asking his owner how her day was.

Would make a fortune!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (W+vEI)

290 No need to worry about the weather, We just need to use our weather control Jews.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (0OmEj)

291 Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (PbpT7)

haha, oh man.

Where am I to go now for my though leading now that the weekly standard is gone?

I need my thoughts led, dammit!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (GBteo)

292 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

They actually found that more women got turned on by guys who did housework than by anything else.

Geez. Pick up your socks and underwear and get lucky?

who knew?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (wd9fW)

293 Does it clean toilets and make the bed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (ptqGC)
---------

Take out the trash? Vacuum? Wash dishes?

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (U5tDi)

294 Didn't they recently make a deal with facebook to help vet news/fake news?

Would have thought that was a lifeline...

Funny thing, that. "Hey, conservatives! Here's a really conservely conservamative news source who says you suck, so they must be right and you should believe them!"

*Weekly Standard uses expanded reach to self-immolate at greater rate*

...

Agree with all. I hear they also struck other deals like the FaceBook one to push their articles out, probably to leftwing audiences.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

295 Choice of penis.Nobody is likely to pick Chinese average....

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (BXMxN)

296 On a cruise to nowhere...

Posted by: Talking Headhunters at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (uloIh)

297 207
short not shirt

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

=================
Oh- I thought you meant "no pants required"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Global Warming! at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (LISuA)

298 Concha.... all I could find was Mexican Sweet Bread... what is he... a wrestler, or a pimp???

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (ffWPP)

299 PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (d7Ww2)

What is it with you today?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (tYPH9)

300 265
OT - ettes, apparently there is a sex robot for women now..his name in
Henry..he has a customisable penis, fake stubble and Brad Pitt's body.
lol.

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (a0IVu)

Does it clean toilets and make the bed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

+++

He needs to fix the car, kill the bugs and other crawling things, open jars, and reach the items on the top shelves.
The I'll think about it.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (rE1pK)

301 OT - ettes, apparently there is a sex robot for women now..his name in

Henry..he has a customisable penis, fake stubble and Brad Pitt's body.

lol.

Does he kill spiders? Take out the trash?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (sf1AO)

302 Trump curse strikes again

Posted by: DJ3Way at December 04, 2018 05:42 PM (bhPL1)

303 270 We should have our own cruise. I can guarantee it would be more fun and more interesting.

I hate to have to post this again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-vP2aC3Yo

Posted by: JEM at December 04, 2018 05:42 PM (8erNz)

304 Again I ask, where do I put him when having guests over? I can't have him standing pantsless in the foyer. And does he need a recharging port like a Borg drone?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (kQs4Y)
----------------------

I can only imagine where the charging port might be.

Probably give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "pulling it out of your a**"

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 05:42 PM (qC1Sy)

305

Has Cap'n Krystol's Raging Queen been sunk at the dock?

Bwaahaaahaaa! No more manly men doing manly things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2018 05:42 PM (HaL55)

306 >> PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
-------------------------

Tell me about it, girlfriend.

Posted by: Shep at December 04, 2018 05:42 PM (f1Vqw)

307 He needs to rub feet, and nod, intermittently coo
things like "oh, yes, I can see why that would upset you" after asking
his owner how her day was.



Would make a fortune!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (W+vEI)

===
Other sayings like "Well, then she isn't your friend then is she."
"You are right and he was totally wrong."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 04, 2018 05:42 PM (pw+jk)

308 Somebody get the lady a penis....stat.....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:42 PM (ffWPP)

309 That would be a shirt cruise.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:31 PM

=====

Well good, because I'm not the type to go on a shirtless cruise.
Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM

=====

I think he should at least make shirts optional.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:32 PM


Everyone gets a shirt!

Posted by: Paul A., Horde Cruise Entertainment Director at December 04, 2018 05:43 PM (ctuyM)

310 Oh well done, Duncanthrax!

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:43 PM (U5tDi)

311 Right now Henry the sex robot can do useless things such as recite your fav poem or song. And it looks like a dork.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7899337/worlds-first-sex-robot-women-penis-brad-pitt-torso/

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:43 PM (a0IVu)

312
(the weather started getting rough...)

Ginger, I'm frightened, hold me...

Posted by: Maryanne at December 04, 2018 05:43 PM (jGvbj)

313 What is it with you today?
The penis is with her. QED.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 04, 2018 05:43 PM (HtLSE)

314 Drydock bound. Ready the mothballs. Belay my last. Ready the cutting torches.

Posted by: Talking Headhunters at December 04, 2018 05:43 PM (uloIh)

315 One more thing. All the Neo-Cons had to do was simply accept:

1. That the laws of the nation state are supreme laws within the territory of that nation

2. That national borders matter and is the prime concern of national defense

3. That radical internationalism is dangerous to national security of the nation state.

4. That not all trade deals are good trade deals for the nation.

No one said these losers had to be part of the Trump fan club, instead they simply outed themselves as part of Macron-Merkel fan club.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 04, 2018 05:43 PM (MuTTO)

316 312
(the weather started getting rough...)

Ginger, I'm frightened, hold me...
Posted by: Maryanne at December 04, 2018 05:43 PM (jGvbj)

*sits down*

Go on...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:44 PM (bcbK8)

317 Nurse Ratched has fallen to the dork side. She has become wang with the pork.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 04, 2018 05:44 PM (HtLSE)

318 >>Other sayings like "Well, then she isn't your friend then is she."
"You are right and he was totally wrong."



You get it!

Also: "Would like another glass of wine?"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:44 PM (W+vEI)

319 Sleep well Bill.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 05:23 PM (nAeGR)


I hear Davey Jones' Locker is quite peaceful.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 05:44 PM (Y8PSl)

320 Drydock bound. Ready the mothballs. Belay my last. Ready the cutting torches.
Posted by: Talking Headhunters

Off load all barrels of lube

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 05:44 PM (8ikIW)

321 We should have our own cruise.

You'll have to settle for simultaneous drunk-blogging from the bathtub.

Posted by: DaveA at December 04, 2018 05:44 PM (FhXTo)

322 So far sex dolls are not mobile.

Still waiting on the 1.0 model...or more accurately, the 1.3 patch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:45 PM (bcbK8)

323 Oh no, you sunk my cruise ship!

Posted by: Cuckship! By Hasbro at December 04, 2018 05:45 PM (uloIh)

324 Apparently nurse ratched needs a spanking and a thorough rogering.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

325 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-vP2aC3Yo
Posted by: JEM at December 04, 2018 05:42 PM (8erNz)


LOL! Is Nancy Spungeon the ship's figurehead?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (kQs4Y)

326 Wait, Levin merged with BECK of all people?

Ugh WHY?

8 years ago I would have been ecstatic. Has Beck at least somewhat dropped the NeverTrump delusion?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (JcPeV)

327 Posted by: William Eaton at December 04, 2018 05:43 PM (MuTTO)

And you make a good point. I want acknowledge that among all the goofiness today.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (bcbK8)

328 Also: "Would like another glass of wine?"
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:44 PM (W+vEI)
----------

"Another dish of ice cream?"

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (U5tDi)

329 2019.... the year sexbots became self aware.....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (ffWPP)

330 233
Hmmm.... DOJ is asking for more time to negotiate a plea deal with the
woman from FICEN who leaked Manafort and others financial records.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

No. Jail

Posted by: mog smash at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (KTDWH)

331 PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (d7Ww2)
=====

You are singin' my song!

Posted by: Shep! at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (//voU)

332 or more accurately, the 1.3 patch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

The pirate model, Arrrrggghhh

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (8ikIW)

333 Penis and Penis! What is Penis?!?

Posted by: Kara of the Eymorgs at December 04, 2018 05:47 PM (yUvkN)

334 It won't be SkyNet.

It will be SexDick.

We'll all be screwed.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:47 PM (wd9fW)

335 332 or more accurately, the 1.3 patch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

The pirate model, Arrrrggghhh
Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (8ikIW)

LOL

Pirate's Bay fembot patches...

Love it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:47 PM (bcbK8)

336
In that male sex bot article there's a video at the bottom about "Harmony", a sex bot (female) with a Scottish accent who can "throw a strop".

That intrigues me.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 04, 2018 05:47 PM (f1Vqw)

337 >>"Another dish of ice cream?"



I'm sure that could be configurable, bluebell

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:48 PM (W+vEI)

338 That looks like a penis, only smaller.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 04, 2018 05:48 PM (pw+jk)

339 Has Beck at least somewhat dropped the NeverTrump delusion?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (JcPeV)

Yes, yes, I believe he did a convenient 180 a few months ago when his business almost went under.

I'm sure it was sincere.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:48 PM (GBteo)

340
A sex robot that doesn't configure the wifi and bluetooth connections, make dinner, clean up afterwords, give foot massages, and keep 'the' vibrator charged?

Ladies, you're getting robbed.

Unless girth is involved.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 05:48 PM (e7O7B)

341 And the women shall cry "Penis! Penis!" when there is no penis.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

342 Is "throw a strop" analagous to " cut a bitch" ???

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:48 PM (ffWPP)

343 Juan is an idiot.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2018 05:48 PM (hECVl)

344 Update: Details for the 2018 Weekly Standard Cruise are still coming soon.

There may be a slight price increase of 10000%.

Posted by: Cap'n Billy Cruise Lines at December 04, 2018 05:49 PM (sf1AO)

345 Garrn, it's the Moron Cruise. Give that boat a wide berth, laddy.

Posted by: Orangebeard at December 04, 2018 05:49 PM (jGvbj)

346 Have we settled on a term for the bad Karma that seems to strike those who set themselves against Trump?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 05:25 PM (yUvkN)


Errant torpedoes? The kind when fired circle back to sink the vessel which fired them?

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2018 05:49 PM (Y8PSl)

347 note on the sidebar: What if Superman and Cpt. Marvel had sex? Would the climax rip a hole in the space-time continuum? And would their baby be named SuperNova? or just Tiffany?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2018 05:49 PM (r+sAi)

348 Nah. Google is Skynet. They are in lockstep with the pentagon

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:49 PM (HrSJb)

349 What I would really want is the Jetsons' maid robot.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:49 PM (U5tDi)

350 It will be SexDick.

We'll all be screwed.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:47 PM (wd9fW)
---
SexDick became self-aware on the ONT at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, August 29th.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:49 PM (kQs4Y)

351 Initially, there will be a high return rate for the male sex doll for being delivered with a larger penis than intended. Oh, it will be exactly as ordered by the customer. It's just that being told something is 7.5 inches long by 5.75 inches around by a previous lover turns out to have been ever so slightly exaggerated.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2018 05:50 PM (QLvwG)

352 So is the Weakly Standard sorta like My Weekly Reader I used to get during the summer months in grammar school 1955-1957?

Posted by: Eromero at December 04, 2018 05:50 PM (zLDYs)

353 maybe they can put their lives where their mouth was all go global and find a job in china?

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:50 PM (2c0p7)

354 for some reason, i can't find a single shred of pity or sympathy for these clowns...

as for anyone who stayed on, hoping they could build a conservative platform, they were stupid to trust in hope instead of objective reality.

hope is just failure postponed, as Jen always said.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 04, 2018 05:50 PM (xPNLF)

355 I'm hoping it will be better than I expect, but I get the same vibe from Captain Marvel that the sidebar bit by Ace. Marvel has had a few stumbles (Iron Man 3, Thor 2, Avengers 3) but overall they are pretty solid and have made some surprising characters enjoyable, so maybe they can pull it off but I have the sense that this is the beginning of the end of Marvel dominance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 05:50 PM (39g3+)

356 278- nothing, just tut-tutted Slick's tweet.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 04, 2018 05:50 PM (87EdW)

357 OK, the robot looks kinda like Brandon Stracca (the dude who started #WalkAway) - are we sure he's for women?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:50 PM (W+vEI)

358 My favorite tweet today was from Bill Kristol. In it, he makes up a short vignette of the Christmas season but refers to himself as "Mr. Bill", just like the SNL "Mr. Bill Show" character..

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Global Warming! at December 04, 2018 05:51 PM (LISuA)

359 Hola,Scogg... que pasa????

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:51 PM (ffWPP)

360 well this mught work out.

insomniac Has a penis and Nurse needs one?

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:51 PM (2c0p7)

361 I wish one of these old 50 Billion dollar conservative billionaires, would just angel invest on OANN network.

But like many here have said, Cable is Dying

Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:51 PM (HrSJb)

362 280 This fucken guy

https://twitter.com/Tracinski/status/1070080401954275328
Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:40 PM (PbpT7)



Can't stand that asshole. Apparently he's no longer writing for the Federalist which is good. His last article there was in October.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2018 05:51 PM (WaxcS)

363 358 OK, the robot looks kinda like Brandon Stracca (the dude who started #WalkAway) - are we sure he's for women?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:50 PM (W+vEI)

Modern women I suppose.. they like that soft, feminine looking men.

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:51 PM (a0IVu)

364 325 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-vP2aC3Yo
Posted by: JEM at December 04, 2018 05:42 PM (8erNz)


LOL! Is Nancy Spungeon the ship's figurehead?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (kQs4Y)


"I know, right?!"

- - Donald Manes, former Queens Boro President

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e)

365 These cucks damaged my country. Fukkem. Spend Christmas at a Salvation Army shelter for all I care.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 05:52 PM (a2vo1)

366 I would not say that Superman makes the rest of the JLA superfluous simply because even Superman cannot be two places at once.Same goes with The Avengers.The really powerful ones can meet the main threat while the weaker ones do jobs on the periphery.Wow I am such a fucking nerd.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 05:52 PM (BXMxN)

367 Apparently nurse ratched needs a spanking and a thorough rogering.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM


Insomniac, while your diagnosis is Houseian, your therapy plan is may be insufficient. A suggestion:

10 Spank
20 Roger (throughly)
30 Serve (shirred eggs, mimosas)
40 Gosub 10

Posted by: Paul A., Horde Cruise Entertainment Director at December 04, 2018 05:52 PM (ctuyM)

368 330 233
Hmmm.... DOJ is asking for more time to negotiate a plea deal with the
woman from FICEN who leaked Manafort and others financial records.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

No. Jail
Posted by: mog smash at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (KTDWH)


A NDA and time served.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2018 05:52 PM (1g7ch)

369

It's just that being told something is 7.5 inches long by 5.75 inches
around by a previous lover turns out to have been ever so slightly
exaggerated.


Can't wait for the inevitable metric conversion mistake. "Oh, that's supposed to be millimeters. My bad."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2018 05:52 PM (HaL55)

370 Its soooo hard to type while laughing your frigging ass off.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2018 05:52 PM (9Om/r)

371 A little late I know but...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 05:52 PM (ARUkE)

372 Trump curse destroys another opponent.

I really think God's hand is showing.

Tee hee hee.

Posted by: Emmie at December 04, 2018 05:52 PM (4HMW8)

373 324 Apparently nurse ratched needs a spanking and a thorough rogering.
Posted by: Insomniac


ya think?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 05:53 PM (d7Ww2)

374 362 I wish one of these old 50 Billion dollar conservative billionaires, would just angel invest on OANN network.

But like many here have said, Cable is Dying
Posted by: Jonah at December 04, 2018 05:51 PM (HrSJb)

Make it all available via streaming as well at tv.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 04, 2018 05:53 PM (JcPeV)

375 Apparently nurse ratched needs a spanking and a thorough rogering.
Posted by: Insomniac


ya think?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 05:53 PM (d7Ww2

get a room. guys.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:53 PM (2c0p7)

376
I can't criticize women for being intrigued by the idea of a male sex robot. I've recently come to the conclusion that a 'three-way' at my age is going to necessarily involve a pair of extremely disappointed female sex bots.

"That's it?" Bot #1.

"Best you can do?" Bot #2.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 05:53 PM (e7O7B)

377 339 Has Beck at least somewhat dropped the NeverTrump delusion?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 04, 2018 05:46 PM (JcPeV)

Yes, yes, I believe he did a convenient 180 a few months ago when his business almost went under.

I'm sure it was sincere.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 05:48 PM (GBteo)



So the Ben Shapiro move.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2018 05:54 PM (WaxcS)

378 374 324 Apparently nurse ratched needs a spanking and a thorough rogering.
Posted by: Insomniac


ya think?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 05:53 PM (d7Ww2)

I'm perceptive like that.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

379 Does it clean toilets and make the bed?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:38 PM (ptqGC)

---------



Take out the trash? Vacuum? Wash dishes?





Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (U5tDi)

It's a sexbot, not a household appliance.

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2018 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

380 What exactly is the diff between getting laid off Dec 20th or Jan 5th.

Seriously, I never get the whole "oh how mean of you to lay people off right before Christmas". Nah bruh. We're running a business here, we lay people off when it's time to lay people off, not based on when the next major holiday is.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 05:54 PM (ARUkE)

381 251 Has Cap'n Kristol tweeted anything pithy today?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:36 PM (ptqGC)


"Puthy."

- - Mike Tython

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2018 05:54 PM (/9p9e)

382
The Penis, Mightier

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 04, 2018 05:54 PM (KCxzN)

383 356 Brie Larson is truly terrible.A LIKEABLE actress might pull that character iff but her?No.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 05:54 PM (BXMxN)

384 Capt. Marvel = Capt. Buzzkill

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:54 PM (bcbK8)

385 224
Am I the only one that doesn't like the CRTV BLAZE merger, I can't stand
Beck and I think it's a mistake Big mistake to be associated with Beck.
He's crazy and his ship is sinking and I don't understand why they did
this.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at December 04, 2018 05:33 PM (dKiJG)

I'll take money for $2,000, Alex.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 05:54 PM (UsCnO)

386 249 The weather started getting rough...
Posted by: Archer



The Wreck of the Weekly Standard.

"When the money dried up, the main hatchway gave in..."

Eh, I'm not very good at making up lyrics.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 04, 2018 05:54 PM (/ko85)

387 get a room. guys.
Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:53 PM (2c0p7)

Great balcony berths available on the Horde Cruise..... hurry, though, they are filling up fast !!!

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:55 PM (ffWPP)

388 No loss. I'm down to the New Criterion, First Things, Claremont Review, and a couple of gun rags plus professional journals and that's it.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 04, 2018 05:55 PM (CeJUf)

389 She actually calls HERSELF a hero.

Dude, no. Real heroes do not call themselves heroes.

Fucking woke Marvel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 05:55 PM (bcbK8)

390 Trump curse destroys another opponent.


I really think God's hand is showing.


Tee hee hee.
Posted by: Emmie at December 04, 2018 05:52 PM (4HMW

I'm trying to get why the Dems took the House.

Not seeing the advantage.

Yet.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:55 PM (wd9fW)

391 I would not say that Superman makes the rest of the JLA superfluous simply because even Superman cannot be two places at once.

Well properly written you can make both Batman and Superman useful in the Justice League, it just takes really good writing. Spider-Man has a niche in the Marvel Universe along side guys like Daredevil and Moon Knight, as well as Thor and Hulk and Dr Strange, who's more powerful than all the others mentioned. Each has their place where they work and help out. Spidey doesn't stop Galactus, but he stops the muggers that Thor doesn't have time or inclination to deal with.

Captain Marvel being powerful isn't so much the main issue, its the rest of the stuff (and the reason she's more powerful: grrl power).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

392 @ Jane Jane D'oh

re:
She made the strange comment that the "media can no longer be depended on" to make changes needed (meaning getting rid of Trump), so she's doing little things to help, like being a poll manager in ATL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 05:28 PM (ptqGC)


If you don't mind, see if you can pinpoint where this is coming from.

"media can no longer be depended on" is not a stupid statement.

See if you can find out WHO cannot depend on them anymore and what their analysis of future goals are.

"Cannot be depended on" and becoming a poll manager are two different levels of engagement.

I also noticed you said poll manager. What impact could this have?

Posted by: dDan at December 04, 2018 05:55 PM (hwYmz)

393 Lurking , thats' the spirit.

get rid of those fkn workers, they should know better than to think they are not expendable. Hope they are replaced by foreigners.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:55 PM (2c0p7)

394 I can't criticize women for being intrigued by the
idea of a male sex robot. I've recently come to the conclusion that a
'three-way' at my age is going to necessarily involve a pair of
extremely disappointed female sex bots.



"That's it?" Bot #1.



"Best you can do?" Bot #2.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 05:53 PM (e7O7B)

*Bot #1 and Bot #2 go off the bathroom to freshen up. Giggling is heard coming down the hall. They do not return to the Master's Chamber.*

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM (QLvwG)

395 > We should have our own cruise. I can guarantee it would be more fun and more interesting.

I went on the Mark Steyn cruise in the fall. It was a lot of fun. Ended up mostly wandering bookstores down the coast while onshore.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM (2lndx)

396 Is it possible people aren't as interested in Cap'n Bill's deep thoughts as he thinks they are?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM (zJmMh)

397 Can National Review be far behind?

Salem?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM (ARUkE)

398 Does the two lonely, horny people scenario ever really pan out, though?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

399 Xshman overboard!

Any question now as to why Hayes has been actively seeking and getting pats on the head recently from the likes of Jonathan Alter?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM (iw59Q)

400 kraken, it Does seem to be an idea. one wants what the other has!

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM (2c0p7)

401 The male sex robot should have been modeled after the actor who plays Aquaman..

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:57 PM (a0IVu)

402 399 Does the two lonely, horny people scenario ever really pan out, though?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

One way to find out...get ye to Seattle.

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:57 PM (a0IVu)

403 insomniac, aren't most of us lonely until we find that special perp?

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:57 PM (2c0p7)

404 I went on the Mark Steyn cruise in the fall. It was a lot of fun. Ended up mostly wandering bookstores down the coast while onshore.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM (2lndx)
----------

Stephen, that sounds like it would be fun! Did you meet him? Was he nice? I love that guy and I'd hate to meet him and find out he wasn't all that and a bag of chips.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 05:57 PM (U5tDi)

405 402 kraken, it Does seem to be an idea. one wants what the other has!

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM (2c0p7)


It's Supply and Demand.... the Horde Way!!!!

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:57 PM (ffWPP)

406 a Horde cruise?

OMFG, there isn't enough booze on the planet.
and can we have shooting contests off the stern?
and a chili cook off?
and Mark can be in charge of the porn

maybe I can get Insom drunk and..........

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (d7Ww2)

407 Ahoy! We shall Rendezvous and Rally at Jonah's Think Tank, and then make revolutions for coast of Zanzibar!


youtube.com/watch?v=M_aA09Y9t4g

Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (Z9C5C)

408 347 Guy Mohawk

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex. Larry Niven short story.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (hyuyC)

409 They are furiously trying to make arrangements to hold the Cuck Cruise on the S.S. Minnow.

Posted by: Cheri at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (G+Wff)

410 394 Lurking , thats' the spirit.

get rid of those fkn workers, they should know better than to think they are not expendable. Hope they are replaced by foreigners.
Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:55 PM (2c0p7)

____

No employee is not expendable. The sooner people learn this the better. I learned it at a very early age, working from a company that was giving $10K employee referral bonuses to laying people off within less than a year. Taught me that no job is safe, and never will be.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (ARUkE)

411 >>This fucken guy

https://twitter.com/Tracinski/status/1070080401954275328





Wow.
Just wow.

Tell me again why it's Orange Man's fault, and his voter's fault, that THEY couldn't deal with the fact that for once, we followed their advice an elected a non-conservative who appealed to LIVs and centrists. Oh yeas, we were told to loosen up on the conservatism and accept the most electable candidate.

*headslap*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (W+vEI)

412 403 The male sex robot should have been modeled after the actor who plays Aquaman..
Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 05:57 PM (a0IVu)

But then it keeps calling you "Khaleesi" and eventually murders your brother.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

413 political agreement, and nice sex is a great beginning to a relationship

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (2c0p7)

414 >>>>>Other sayings like "Well, then she isn't your friend then is she."
"You are right and he was totally wrong."


"You're right, everyone at your office is so stupid and your boss puts unfair demands on you."

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (PbpT7)

415
Business hires Jamaicans. Someone smokes weed in the bathroom - smell apparent to all. All employees now have to be immediately marched into local drug testing facility unless someone 'fesses'?

How did we get here? This is not by beautiful house.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (e7O7B)

416

Trump curse destroys another opponent.




I really think God's hand is showing.




Tee hee hee.


More of this, faster please. I hold on to 29 forever, you know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (HaL55)

417 Does the two lonely, horny people scenario ever really pan out, though?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM


An entire cinematic genre says yes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (ctuyM)

418 Show me on the doll where the sexbot touched you....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (ffWPP)

419 Is this the beginning of this site turning into grinder?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (r+sAi)

420
There'll be itinerant pairs of mobile home reinsulators going from town to town by January!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 05:59 PM (XdWyA)

421 What happens when you lead and no one follows? Ask Bill Kristol.

Sorry, not sorry. If you still work for the Weekly Standard, you should have seen this coming miles away. The dead give away was when Kristol, Hayes, et. al., started taking money from left wing groups in exchange publishing left-wing content under the banner of the Weekly Standard. I mean, what do people at the Weekly Standard even work on anymore? Sounds like it's garden-variety copy editor positions where you fix commas and periods in the material George Soros sends over to be published by the Weekly Standard.

Yea, sucks to lose your job near Christmas and all, but come on, man. This train was not bound for glory a loooong time ago.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 04, 2018 05:59 PM (db5dt)

422 you do realize these sex bots have an on/off switch for voice.

Altho apparently someone thought it would be a good idea for sexbots to be able to refuse sex.

I thought the whole point of sexbots was to eliminate that choice?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:59 PM (wd9fW)

423 405 insomniac, aren't most of us lonely until we find that special perp?
Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 05:57 PM (2c0p7)

Usually finding that special perp ends up with one or both of you in prison.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

424 Remember the Futurama episode with Fry and the Lucy Lu sexbot? It had a sexed film about the dangers to the human race of falling in love with robots. Life is now imitating Futurama. Like we're living in a computer simulation run by a 35 year old supreme being living in his mom's basement.

Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2018 05:59 PM (gmo/4)

425 Captain Marvel being powerful isn't so much the main issue, its the rest of the stuff (and the reason she's more powerful: grrl power).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)
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Mar-vell is male!

Posted by: Axeman, 30th year of denial at December 04, 2018 05:59 PM (vDqXW)

426

Shazbot. Here, take this word "can't' and put it in my previous comment.

Anywhere will be fine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2018 05:59 PM (HaL55)

427 I irony is the left will not ever accept these former conservatives, no matter how hard they fought against Trump. The only solace these now-unemployed can take is that all those lefties at the Atlantic and the NYT/WaPo will soon follow them. Hopefully, the Weekly Standard-ites will have already claimed the really good spots under the bridges.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Global Warming! at December 04, 2018 05:59 PM (LISuA)

428 Blago: "But I will never understand why Trump has made so many people turn against conservatism that at least previously built their life around it."

Because they were lying about it the whole time. It was a front to work in the hypotheticals and theoreticals of political philosophy, but to actually enact them was antithetical to their core beliefs.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

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I don't know the answer, but I don't think it's that.

If people had liberal beliefs, why not simply advance (and write about) those. It's a much easier and lucrative career path to be a syndicated liberal columnist than a conservative one.

It's almost like if they can't "win" on their terms, they want the populist conservative movement to fail, even if most of what is being enacted is exactly what they have swore up and down they've been fighting for.

It just seems like ego to me, almost like if you couldn't make the cut for the Olympics, you want Team America to lose because it's not you up there.

Posted by: Blago at December 04, 2018 06:00 PM (f/gXe)

429 Other sayings like "Well, then she isn't your friend then is she."
"You are right and he was totally wrong."


"You're right, everyone at your office is so stupid and your boss puts unfair demands on you."
Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (PbpT7)
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"That dress makes your rear end look small."

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 06:00 PM (U5tDi)

430 I was a charter subscriber to TWS. I used to really like Fred Barnes. It was a solid, conservative magazine (although a bit neocon on foreign policy) and I enjoyed the format. Dumped them hard as they became "neverTrumpers" and started heading left. I have noticed in the last 6-8 months that mail begging me to come back stopped. To be honest, I have been a subscriber to the National Review for 30 years and I am getting tired Goldberg and his NT BS. Ahoy!

Posted by: LTC A at December 04, 2018 06:00 PM (dPScM)

431 lurking that's right, im totally into not giving that two week notice either.
why bother, let em scatter for help when I've had enough.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 06:00 PM (2c0p7)

432 "No, those pants are very slimming."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2018 06:01 PM (ctuyM)

433 400 But the jackal is only one of my many forms
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 04, 2018 05:56 PM (fiGNd)

You're a supervillian now, aren't you?

Fess up.



Good to see you, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 06:01 PM (bcbK8)

434 My missus has lost a goodly amount of weight... I call her skinny now.... she eats that up....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 06:01 PM (ffWPP)

435 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

Note, who are now the most powerful 'Heros' of the DC and Marvel universes?

Wonder Woman, who is a GOD, and Captain Marvel, who used to mainly be Guys...

OK then.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 06:01 PM (NgKpN)

436 Ack.

The guy on the local station here (Ken Matthews) is filling in for Rush tomorrow.

Which means I only get to hear one of them, and not both.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 06:02 PM (pgXNG)

437 Usually finding that special perp ends up with one or both of you in prison.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 05:59 PM (NWiLs

HA, sure but what fun it will be until the handcuffs are slipped on.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 06:02 PM (2c0p7)

438 Other than Limbaugh and Hannity, is there any big name "conservative" media type that didn't go full neverTrump? I don't mean bloggers or Fox guests. I mean well known "movement" types like Kristol, Jonah, etc?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 06:02 PM (ARUkE)

439 >>>So is the Weakly Standard sorta like My Weekly Reader I used to get during the summer months in grammar school 1955-1957?

More stealth-advertisements for wife-sharing, though.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 06:02 PM (PbpT7)

440 Boo hoo. Where's your Egg McMuffin now?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 04, 2018 06:02 PM (t6MX/)

441 "52
No they're not going to The Atlantic. There are plenty of people on the
Left who remember and haven't forgotten the fiascoes in the Middle East.
No amount of bowing and scraping is going to clear that path.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (4ErVI) "
Not to excuse neocon/cruise staff BS, but those same people on the left did damn near everything in their power to make things in the middle east as bad as possible while hamstringing our efforts to adapt.
The left doesn't give a shit about anywhere but CONUS; they might be a little miffed about funneling dollars towards things overseas when they could have wiped their asses with them back at home, but there are very few things they consider unforgivable if they sense political advantage in forgiveness.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 04, 2018 06:02 PM (67XdO)

442 This fucken guy



https://twitter.com/Tracinski/status/1070080401954275328


"and yes, there is a certain irony as to where that was published"

Put another way: "I've worn out my welcome everywhere: who will pay me now?!?!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Global Warming! at December 04, 2018 06:02 PM (LISuA)

443 Okay, that does it. This thread is the last straw.

I've stood by and endured your jokes and ridicule and mockery long enough.

I am forming an army of CRISPR-engineered Neocon SuperCucks and will be crisscrossing the land in my armored train wreaking havoc and laying waste to your pathetic flyover country.

You have one last chance to avoid your fate: all of you morons, right now, must sign up for a three-year subscription to save The Weekly Standard.

Or prepare for your doom.

Posted by: General William Kristol at December 04, 2018 06:02 PM (DuAZ5)

444 >>"You're right, everyone at your office is so stupid and your boss puts unfair demands on you."



Seriously. Think of all the millennial women who would buy one of these bots so dang fast --- thus removing their insanity from the dating pool.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 06:02 PM (W+vEI)

445 One of the historical problems with making an empire is that as a nation state with more or less homogeneous population becomes an empire is that the population becomes more diverse and the courtiers around government can pull a government policy into destructive foreign and domestic policies.

A small example is the French minister Vergennes and a few others notables plopping down French financial and political support for the American Revolution as a way to bringing down the British in revenge for the French and Indian War.

The debt incurred, little concrete gains for France, and the ideas from the American Revolution and French exposure to them resulted in the French Revolution and the end of Louis XVI.

In our case, the Spanish American War and being concerned via missionaries with China pulled us into a conflict with Japan who wanted dominance in that arena.

The Swiss, on the other hand, despite having three very different regions with their own languages, have managed to stay out directly out of every major war in Europe for centuries--much to their benefit. Of course, the Alps help.

Domestic policy has a similar spin, we congratulated ourselves at how American corporations spanned the globe but as they became more global and less American then those corporate interests have diverged from that of the nation in trade, national security, and immigration.

Like the old nobility in Europe where you had the English ruled by a Dutch Stadtholder and then by various German princes, the Russians by the Romanovs with Germanic ancestry, etc., the new corporate global world only cares about its interests and if individual countries (including the U.S.) have to be despoiled or governments toppled in them in order to feather their nests--so be it.


Posted by: whig at December 04, 2018 06:03 PM (ROzyM)

446
This 'diversity is strength' thing might necessarily involve employees smoking weed in the bathroom during their shift.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 06:03 PM (e7O7B)

447 Protip.... call your woman " skinny"... totes cool... call your woman " fatty"..... I never tried that....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 06:03 PM (ffWPP)

448 male sexbot: You're hair looks wonderful today, did you get a new cut?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2018 06:03 PM (r+sAi)

449 Frankly, I don't care how attractive the idea is, I'm not letting a machine surround my most favorite appendage.

Not unless I designed the mechanism and did the programming.


Really people. What are they thinking of?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 06:03 PM (wd9fW)

450 We've had our differences, Mr. O'Spades, but I can assure you that I have never taken your critiques with the slightest bit of animus.

Any possible employment opportunities on the horizon? As my sycophants assure me, my rapier like wit will be much in demand and you may wish to avail yourself of this unique opportunity. I can assure you that this is not groveling. Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 04, 2018 06:03 PM (sf1AO)

451 I don't want to gloat if regular people are losing their jobs, but I'm not convinced anyone actually works there.

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (Izzlo)

452 kraken, you're a wise man.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (2c0p7)

453 I wonder how much it will cost to buy Billi Krystal's cruise ship? Turn it into a Horde crewed cruise ship.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (CPchy)

454 Captain Marvel(the old Kree one,Mar-Vell)was no where near as powerful as they make this female one.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (BXMxN)

455 451 Frankly, I don't care how attractive the idea is, I'm not letting a machine surround my most favorite appendage.

Not unless I designed the mechanism and did the programming.


Really people. What are they thinking of?
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 06:03 PM (wd9fW)

Raquel Welch and Cherry 2000 combined.

Or that's what I'm thinking of/hoping for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (bcbK8)

456 Stephen, that sounds like it would be fun! Did you meet him? Was he nice? I love that guy and I'd hate to meet him and find out he wasn't all that and a bag of chips.

They rotated the dinner table each night; so yes, I got to meet him along with a handful of other people. He is as erudite in person as on the shows. Not sure that the math works out that everyone got to meet him, but there were also drinking bouts every night in the crow's nest where Tal Bachman (son of the Bachman in BTO) led us all in drunken yodeling.

There were interviews in the afternoon as the ship left each port. They included the pair responsible for the Gosnell movie, as well as a speechwriter for Margaret Thatcher, John O'Sullivan, who had some great stories.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (2lndx)

457 Protip.... call your woman " skinny"... totes cool... call your woman " fatty"..... I never tried that....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 06:03 PM (ffWPP)
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Report back how it goes, okay?

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (vDqXW)

458 welli hope they are not Nationalist and expect to find a Job Here.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (2c0p7)

459 Mar-vell is male!

Yeah but he's also dead of cancer, and the only comic book character ever to stay dead. Even Bucky freaking Barnes came back

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (39g3+)

460 411 They are furiously trying to make arrangements to hold the Cuck Cruise on the S.S. Minnow.
Posted by: Cheri at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (G+Wff)

Well, if they can just talk Thurston Howell the 3rd into funding...

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (NgKpN)

461 Posted by: Trazer at December 04, 2018 05:37 PM (ibd2i)

Damned straight! Those Ivy League Jews are traitorous bastards, aren't they?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (A3700)

462 Ken Mathews does a good job as a sub and his own show.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (/rm4P)

463 459 Protip.... call your woman " skinny"... totes cool... call your woman " fatty"..... I never tried that....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 06:03 PM (ffWPP)
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Report back how it goes, okay?
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (vDqXW)

The pleasing term is 'voluptuous' gentlemen...not fatty

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (a0IVu)

464 Male sexbot: That bitch Alexa ordered the wrong laundry detergent. I took care of it for you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

465 *rubs chin thoughtfully*

You know...this might have potential.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

466 Gee more chatter for the Genom model 33-S Sexaroid?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (CPchy)

467 Report back how it goes, okay?
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (vDqXW)


Doubt if there's good wifi under an overpass.....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (ffWPP)

468 Seriously. Think of all the millennial women who would buy one of these bots so dang fast --- thus removing their insanity from the dating pool.

On the other hand, Japan would depopulate in a generation

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 06:06 PM (39g3+)

469 455 I wonder how much it will cost to buy Billi Krystal's cruise ship? Turn it into a Horde crewed cruise ship.

How many times in one thread do I get to post this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-vP2aC3Yo

Posted by: JEM at December 04, 2018 06:06 PM (8erNz)

470 Captain Marvel(the old Kree one,Mar-Vell)was no where near as powerful as they make this female one.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (BXMxN)
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He had Cosmic Awareness. He defeated Thanos in the original Starlin series.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 06:06 PM (vDqXW)

471 Will the survivors make a pilgrimage to Lenin's Tomb?

Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 06:06 PM (Y274z)

472 Really people. What are they thinking of?


Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 06:03 PM (wd9fW)

BSOD. Blue Screen of Detachment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 04, 2018 06:06 PM (t6MX/)

473 470 Seriously. Think of all the millennial women who would buy one of these bots so dang fast --- thus removing their insanity from the dating pool.

On the other hand, Japan would depopulate in a generation
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 06:06 PM (39g3+)

Aren't they headed that way already?

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 06:06 PM (a0IVu)

474 Like the old nobility in Europe where you had the English ruled by a Dutch Stadtholder and then by various German princes, the Russians by the Romanovs with Germanic ancestry, etc., the new corporate global world only cares about its interests and if individual countries (including the U.S.) have to be despoiled or governments toppled in them in order to feather their nests--so be it.


Posted by: whig at December 04, 2018 06:03 PM (ROzyM)

____

Well said.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 06:07 PM (ARUkE)

475 456 Captain Marvel(the old Kree one,Mar-Vell)was no where near as powerful as they make this female one.
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (BXMxN)

Mar-Vell has pretty undefined powers. He was there to keep the copyright on his name, mostly. He had the 'Nega bands' and some random superhero flight powers. But he was a good guy.

Ms. Marvel/Warhawk/Carol Danvers was a smokeshow for most of her character design. And she was nearly invulnerable with a lot of strength. She also supposedly died when Rogue from the X-men drained all her power and life force (and personality, supposedly). That's where the 'classic' Rogue character from the cartoon series 80's/90's comics came from.

This movie looks like shit. She is no Wonder Woman.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

476 So they say it's Christmas time again
The calendar says December but it's wrong
'Cause Trump is is still alive


Posted by: john lenin at December 04, 2018 06:07 PM (Evws/)

477 No no no no! Stay in those food-stained sweats and don't bother with a shower or fixing your hair and makeup. I like you natural like this.

Posted by: Fabio Bot at December 04, 2018 06:07 PM (QLvwG)

478 There were interviews in the afternoon as the ship left each port. They included the pair responsible for the Gosnell movie, as well as a speechwriter for Margaret Thatcher, John O'Sullivan, who had some great stories.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (2lndx)
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That all sounds really interesting. I'm glad you got to meet him.

You can be the cruise director for our Horde cruise on JackStraw's boat, since you have all that experience to draw on.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 06:07 PM (U5tDi)

479 187
Just throwing something out that my husband's prog sister, the life coach said in a family Christmas news/wish list email.

She
made the strange comment that the "media can no longer be depended on"
to make changes needed (meaning getting rid of Trump), so she's doing
little things to help, like being a poll manager in ATL. And no, I don't
believe she's stupid enough to do anything illegal, but she thinks
she's making a difference. Or something.
-----------------------
Oh, Jane, I've been following the ongoing saga with your Leftie extended family.

But until now, I didn't know that SIL was a frigging, dreaded "Life Coach".

Not only does she know more than everyone else, but she also knows what is wrong with everybody else, and better yet, if they just follow her advice, they will finally become the humans they can be.


I'm so sorry for you.


So my only question is: how much vodka can you drink on Christmas day?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 06:07 PM (UsCnO)

480 ok, now that im over choking them with their own tie with a smile, I do hope they find new jobs, but after they feel the fear and mysery for a bit.

I know they are not too old to learn new tricks. well at least I hope not, because that might be a shame.

Posted by: willow at December 04, 2018 06:07 PM (2c0p7)

481 >>>the dangers to the human race of falling in love with robots. Life is now imitating Futurama.

I would like to bite some shiny metal ass.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 04, 2018 06:07 PM (jTnEf)

482 Seriously. Think of all the millennial women who would buy one of these bots so dang fast --- thus removing their insanity from the dating pool.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 06:02 PM (W+vEI)

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What about us millennial men in the dating pool? If all the insanity left, we'd just be standing around with nothing to do but drink beer and get in fights.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (GBteo)

483 "I know she's your best friend and all but Janet is wrong, you look hot as hell in that dress. Here let me rub your feet once I'm done making you dinner. You lie down a while."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (39g3+)

484 The pleasing term is 'voluptuous' gentlemen...not fatty
Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (a0IVu)
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I don't think my wife would like to be called voluptuous gentleman, either.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (vDqXW)

485 468 Gee more chatter for the Genom model 33-S Sexaroid?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (CPchy)

I didn't start it, this time!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (bcbK8)

486 The pleasing term is 'voluptuous' gentlemen...not fatty
Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (a0IVu)
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How about not say anything and just chase her around the house once in a while? Along with the lecherous lift of the eyebrow?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (qC1Sy)

487 That Cap'n Kristol is sooooo dreamy. He has that commie sympathizer look to him, which gets me hot.

Posted by: Little Lupe at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (Tyii7)

488 For some reason Mr. Garrison's Christmas Song crept into my head.... gonna hafta step up the meds, I guess....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (ffWPP)

489 Turns out, as Steven Hayes, et al, were asking "who funds The Federalist", they weren't trying to journalize.

They were looking for venture captial.

Most amusing part of this is that a mere week ago, Kristol was railing that if America wasn't working for "white middle class workers", that we "should get new workers".

Those middle class suckers at The Meekly Standard should be happy that they'll be replaced by Kristol with H1Bs in his next grift.

Speaking of Kristol grifting, did McMuffin pay his staff yet? Beyond Dick Wilson, I mean.

Posted by: Fringe at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (yatvJ)

490 He had Cosmic Awareness. He defeated Thanos in the original Starlin series.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 06:06 PM (vDqXW)

Cosmic Awareness... is that like, Total Consciousness? Because the Dhali Llama promised me that..

Posted by: Carl Spackler at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (NgKpN)

491 >>Really people. What are they thinking of?

There was (still is?) a Brit tv show called "Humans" about robots. It was totally depressing, as the robots seemed to eventually come between spouses -wife treats hubby like crap, eventually kicks him out, because hot robot tends to her needs. Husband who works at home while wife works crazy hour eventually starts diddling hot robot, even their kids start to go to robot instead of a parent. I bailed after a few episodes, couldn't imagine it getting better from there.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (W+vEI)

492 I admire the weekly standard. They value their ideology above all else, including their existence. That takes integrity. Yes, you stuck to your principles of selling out your country you vile, disgusting shits, but at least you remained faithful to your principles, even though you did it in unconvincing ways by making idiotic assertions without any supporting arguments, you stupid, subhuman chunks of sewage.

Posted by: Claude Rains at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (/qEW2)

493 The male sexbot for women looks like a serial rapist. I'll take two!

Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at December 04, 2018 06:09 PM (Z9C5C)

494 Life Coach.
LOL

Although I'm not sure what's more poetic...being a life coach or giving a life coach money to coach you on your life.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 06:09 PM (ARUkE)

495 "I just adore listening to every little item that pops into your head. All of your utterances are pure magic."

Posted by: washrivergal at December 04, 2018 06:09 PM (rE1pK)

496 484 Seriously. Think of all the millennial women who would buy one of these bots so dang fast --- thus removing their insanity from the dating pool.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 06:02 PM (W+vEI)

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What about us millennial men in the dating pool? If all the insanity left, we'd just be standing around with nothing to do but drink beer and get in fights.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (GBteo)

The upside is you get to keep your possessions and avoid false rape accusations.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

497 nood

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 06:09 PM (a0IVu)

498 pathetic not poetic.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 06:09 PM (ARUkE)

499 @392

Apropos of nothing, The Death of Captain Marvel graphic novel was perhaps one of the best if not the best graphic novels ever.

The edge probably goes to the Dark Knight Returns but not by much.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 06:09 PM (qxq6t)

500 He needs to fix the car, kill the bugs and other crawling things, open jars, and reach the items on the top shelves.
The I'll think about it.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 04, 2018 05:41 PM (rE1pK)

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I can do all the above.

Seriously though, I find it creepy and sad that people would even consider sexbots.

But hey, what do I know.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 06:09 PM (MRWHf)

501 467 *rubs chin thoughtfully*

You know...this might have potential.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

And I can take you shooting/drinking while you're here. (not at the same time)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 06:09 PM (bcbK8)

502 After 30 years of Windows, people are going to entrust their privates to a computer?

Hal 9000 set the table but Windows cooked the goose.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 06:10 PM (wd9fW)

503
Korvettenkaptain Trump of the U-2016 sinks the WS cruise ship with a spread of torpedoes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 06:10 PM (BC0AZ)

504 488
The pleasing term is 'voluptuous' gentlemen...not fatty

Posted by: IC at December 04, 2018 06:05 PM (a0IVu)

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How about not say anything and just chase her around the house once in a while? Along with the lecherous lift of the eyebrow?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 06:08 PM (qC1Sy)

Once in a while? That would be giving her a rest once in a while.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 04, 2018 06:10 PM (t6MX/)

505 Didn't Bruce Willis star in a movie called Surrogates?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 06:10 PM (CPchy)

506 male sexbot: You're hair looks wonderful today, did you get a new cut?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

_____________

What's funny is if they ever really do have realistic female sexbots, men will be all over that to the point it will probably mean the end of having children and marriage. If a guy could get something that looked like a Playmate in the bedroom, that would be it.

You could NEVER get a male sexbot that any woman would really want to take the place of a man. Ever.

Posted by: Blago at December 04, 2018 06:10 PM (UfkIY)

507 Mar-Vell has pretty undefined powers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK
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Once he bonded with the Cosmic Cubes, yes.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 06:10 PM (vDqXW)

508 I have been a subscriber to the National Review for 30 years and I am getting tired

I let my TWS subscription lapse a couple of years ago, but it was the first magazine I subscribed to when I started reading magazines again. It was always an interesting view of conservative thought, and it was always interesting seeing weirdly non-conservative ideas pushed, such as Irwin Selzer's plea that, now that the global warming scam has been exposed, it's time we enacted cap and trade (seriously, see link in nic).

For a few months I subscribed to the National Review at the same time, but let it lapse after the intro period was over. TWS provided the same information as NR but more concisely.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 04, 2018 06:10 PM (2lndx)

509
The best part of this is the government will probably get called into this health care facility and shut it the hell down as a danger to senior citizens. The same government that encourages weed smokers to come to this country and get a job.

I'm gonna have to change my nic again after this. This is so totally off-the-charts crazy.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 06:10 PM (e7O7B)

510 When they come out with a Cherry 2000, let me know.

Posted by: teej at December 04, 2018 06:10 PM (W8e/N)

511 >>What about us millennial men in the dating pool? If all the insanity left, we'd just be standing around with nothing to do but drink beer and get in fights.


Oops, sorry!
Maybe if they program them to say the occasional 'toxically masculine' thing to make 'em go out for some strange with a pulse?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 06:11 PM (W+vEI)

512 a Horde cruise?



OMFG, there isn't enough booze on the planet.

and can we have shooting contests off the stern?

and a chili cook off?

and Mark can be in charge of the porn



maybe I can get Insom drunk and..........

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 05:58 PM (d7Ww2)


I do a metal cruise every year. 60 metal bands, one big ass ship, and the first year they DID drink the ship dry before it left the port, and was delayed leaving while they got resupplied. Board around 12 noon, 5 hours later they were running out of booze. Thats frigging impressive.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2018 06:11 PM (9Om/r)

513 I'm trying to get why the Dems took the House.

Not seeing the advantage.

Yet.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 05:55 PM (wd9fW)


Because too many Pubs brought the curse down on themselves being anti-Trump.

Posted by: Emmie at December 04, 2018 06:11 PM (4HMW8)

514 Callooh Callay

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 04, 2018 06:12 PM (0V/8D)

515 https://twitter.com/Sad_Max_Boot/status/
1070087136014032896

Posted by: max boots at December 04, 2018 06:12 PM (Evws/)

516 Shitty time of year for it, but good riddance.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

517 >>Didn't Bruce Willis star in a movie called Surrogates?



Yes, but the robots were a loaner/remote body for a human; they were still human interactions, even if the physical bodies were not human.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 06:13 PM (W+vEI)

518 Oops, sorry!
Maybe if they program them to say the occasional 'toxically masculine' thing to make 'em go out for some strange with a pulse?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 06:11 PM (W+vEI)

haha, works for me.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 06:13 PM (GBteo)

519 nood, btw.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2018 06:13 PM (GBteo)

520 Well thanks to DJT the laid off writers have pretty decent job prospects. Oh they might have to take a job writing instruction manuals for some factory for a while instead of enjoying Nanzi Pelosi style funemployement, but there are jobs.

Posted by: paleRider at December 04, 2018 06:13 PM (eASYU)

521 You can be the cruise director for our Horde cruise on JackStraw's boat, since you have all that experience to draw on.

I have more experience than that. I studied Lauren Tewes extensively in the seventies.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 04, 2018 06:14 PM (2lndx)

522 Have we settled on a term for the bad Karma that seems to strike those who set themselves against Trump?

Corbomite.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 06:14 PM (p6e8W)

523 they can become weather guessers and do weather doom porn

Posted by: torabora at December 04, 2018 06:17 PM (Y274z)

524 477 456 Captain Marvel(the old Kree one,Mar-Vell)was no where near as powerful as they make this female one.
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 06:04 PM (BXMxN)

Mar-Vell has pretty undefined powers. He was there to keep the copyright on his name, mostly. He had the 'Nega bands' and some random superhero flight powers. But he was a good guy.

Ms. Marvel/Warhawk/Carol Danvers was a smokeshow for most of her character design. And she was nearly invulnerable with a lot of strength. She also supposedly died when Rogue from the X-men drained all her power and life force (and personality, supposedly). That's where the 'classic' Rogue character from the cartoon series 80's/90's comics came from.

This movie looks like shit. She is no Wonder Woman.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK

The best Captain Marvel was Monica Rambeau. She was a cooler character & had better powers than the Kree dude. Marvel must be racist for not wanting Captain Marvel to be black.

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 06:21 PM (Izzlo)

525 BREAKING! Hacked transcript of high-level discussions at Weekly Standard the week Trump assumed the Presidency:

BILL KRISTOL: Stephen, sit down. I had a vision last night about the way forward for the Weekly Standard."

STEPHEN HAYES: (Eating canope and lacing his tennis shoes before leaving the office at 10:30am for his tennis lesson) "I'm all ears, Bill, you know I have nothing but confidence in your business acumen."

BILL KRISTOL: "Get this, we steer the WS towards anti-trump, pro-leftwing issues. There are literally NO media outlets aimed in this direction. We'll make millions."

STEPHEN HAYES: "Brilliant, as usual. This completely untapped market segment will flock to the WS. Start planning the 2018 Christmas Party right now. Foie gras, and spring sturgeon caviar from Russia should be included."

BILL KRISTOL: "Absolutely. May I be the first to say, Stephen, Merry Christmas for 2018. I always knew my career would be unstoppable with followers in the millions. It's a a real testament to our independent and editorial procedures and thought processes."

Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 04, 2018 06:23 PM (db5dt)

526 https://on.wsj.com/2PhZpax
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Another High-Ranking FBI Official to Depart - WSJ
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Bill Priestap JackStraw white courtesy phone, JackStraw white Courtesy phone

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 04, 2018 06:29 PM (BqBId)

527 Any outfit that kicks Mark Steyn to the curb can go fuck themselves. I'm looking at you Levine.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 04, 2018 06:31 PM (Jj+59)

528 well, bye

Posted by: x at December 04, 2018 06:40 PM (nFwvY)

529 524 The best Captain Marvel was Monica Rambeau. She was a cooler character & had better powers than the Kree dude. Marvel must be racist for not wanting Captain Marvel to be black.
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 06:21 PM (Izzlo)

Heh. More than likely, they're going to promote Falcon into Captain America, so...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 06:42 PM (pgXNG)

530 And I had just decided this past summer that I wasn't going to renew my Weekly Standard subscription when it expired in September. I had lost what interest I had in the political section of the magazine during 2016, and I hung onto it for the reason I kept subscribing to the magazine all that time -- for its arts and pop culture coverage.

I was a charter subscriber to the Weekly Standard right from Volume 1, Number 1 in 1995 (Newt Gingrich was on the first cover). Being a new conservative at the time -- less than three years' duration -- I had no idea what a neo-con was, but I liked the slash-and-burn style of the early Standard. Its early editorials were written by David Tell, a writer I admired for his honesty and direct yet concise writing style. When I got my new copy every week, the first thing I turned to was the editorials. When he stopped writing for the Standard around 2000 or so, it really took the edge off the magazine for me.

But I continued to read the Standard for its Books & Arts section. One of the best articles I ever read about film director Preston Sturges was in the Weekly Standard, and it was the only place I found an article about the pioneer female film director Lois Weber. I could always get a fresh spin on history from Mark and Mollie Hemingway, and I was just rereading a good 2011 cover story about Warren Harding and how he saved the American economy after WWI, written by Ronald and Allis Radosh. And the Standard was the only magazine covering the sesquicentennial of the Civil War with a great series of articles by historians like Geoffrey Norman.

But in spite of all these and other reasons to keep on reading the magazine, their post-election politics stuck in my craw, and I finally decided to cancel after subscribing for 23 years. I just finished throwing out all my back issues, except for a few I saved for reference -- mainly the earliest issues of the magazine from 1995-96.

It was tough, having read the magazine for so long. But in the end, I wasn't sorry to see it go.

Posted by: DynamiteDan at December 04, 2018 06:47 PM (MqzWH)

531 Bill Kristols net worth is estimated at $5 million.

He must have a trust fund.

Posted by: SUG at December 04, 2018 07:33 PM (dMrJJ)

532 The result is they will be Kevin Williamsoned anyways.
Aren't they getting money for serving as a Facebook fact checker?

Posted by: MikeN at December 04, 2018 07:36 PM (o/eHL)

533 The Facebook will need to find a new conservative fact checker

Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (e8kgV)

534 The sad truth about the WS is that it's not a cynical ploy to get a job, it's what they actually believe. It wouldn't make any sense that they're all conservatives who are putting on an act, this is who they are. Ace is giving them too much credit.

Posted by: bjstuggggggz at December 04, 2018 09:48 PM (eU0yo)

535 Conservatives are very naive. Charles Johnson, Gary Wills, David Brock, and David Frum were all considered Conservatives before they dropped the mask.

Even today, some Conservatives sigh, and babble about how these people "Just went insane" but will come to their senses, and come back to being one of "us".

LOL. The people at W/S, aren't "deranged" over Trump. The Donald forced them to drop the mask and revel who they really are.

Posted by: rcocean at December 05, 2018 01:47 AM (mX6ZJ)

536 Here's the sad truth. The world is full of people who want to write about politics for a living. And some of them are willing to write whatever brings them the most $$$.

And some of them are careerists, who see "Conservatism" as a stepping-stone for something bigger.

Posted by: rcocean at December 05, 2018 01:51 AM (mX6ZJ)

537 Seems like every media outlet that goes hard left, goes broke. I think I see a pattern here.

Does this mean that the real people are more towards the right? Just sayin.

Posted by: geneb at December 05, 2018 08:22 AM (iz1c4)

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